Jihadist Terrorist Beheads a French Schoolteacher on the Street;
New York Times Decides that the Real Headline Story is, "French Police Shoot and Kill Man After Fatal Knife Attack"

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Islamic terrorism is just an idea, Jack!

Via This account from LeFigaro:

The teacher had been murdered by this Jihadist lunatic because he dared to show the Mohammad cartoons as part of a course on free speech and free expression.

The teacher had been threatened by "some parents" and had filed a complaint with the police.

But the savages couldn't handle Western civilization. So they did what savages do.

The savage foreign assassin cried out "Allahu Akbar" as he threatened police.


Can we slow down on Islamic immigration until Islam cures itself of its Death Cult obsession or do are we compelled to take this bloody, vicious journey with the Death Cultists?

I guess y'all didn't see Fake News NYT's original headline:

"Two More Covid-19 Deaths In France As Infections Re-surge In Europe"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




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1 Woah

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 06:35 PM (KAi1n)

2 My acquired, near-fanatical fear of getting willowed does have one side-benefit, woah.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 06:36 PM (KAi1n)

3 And beheaded him for the CRIME of showing a cartoon of Mohamed during a class on Free Speech.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 06:36 PM (NgKpN)

4 Oh. a fresh thread.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:37 PM (2BZBZ)

5 Beheaded guy was one brave dude. He knew what could happen. I'd be carrying heat, but that's just me.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (v16oJ)

6 I nueded.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (KAi1n)

7 Rudy G has a video out ... talks of the emails revealing how crooked the Biden Crime Family is ...


https://tinyurl.com/y27ank82

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (Cus5s)

8 On the radio I just heard something like that. "Teacher attacked..."

Posted by: PJ at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (qlTN9)

9 5 Beheaded guy was one brave dude. He knew what could happen. I'd be carrying heat, but that's just me.
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (v16oJ)

Its France, I don't think you can carry there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

10 NY Times needs to be shot in the leg.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (hku12)

11 I see Ace is messing with the time machine he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (kTF2Z)

12 More missionary work from the religion of peace.

Posted by: Harry Caray at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (ginLu)

13 Me too.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (2BZBZ)

14 They should have shot the knife out of his hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

15 Religion of Mostly Peaceful

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (Jcrm4)

16 7
Rudy G has a video out ... talks of the emails revealing how crooked the Biden Crime Family is ...


If Biden sent one saying "they're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls", it might have an impact on the race.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:39 PM (v16oJ)

17 Enemy of the people

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (F6tBH)

18 No recidivism.

Better that way. I still think there will be French citizens left in a one-on one exchange of dead French people and Muslim barbarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

19 I'd be carrying heat, but that's just me.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (v16oJ)

This is enlightened Western Europe...they are too sophisticated to defend themselves. And besides, it's very, very illegal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (xT2tT)

20 NY Post: Islamic terrorists Attack Twin Towers with Planes, Killing Thousands.


NYT: Mostly Peaceful Protest causes building to collapse, killing protestors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (GV8+D)

21 And beheaded him for the CRIME of showing a cartoon of Mohamed during a class on Free Speech.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 06:36 PM (NgKpN)


Oh see, now I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this. If we would only give up this silly notion of Free Speech, nobody would get hurt.

Right, Comedy Central?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (hku12)

22 CharlieBrown'sDildo

We all need our tools and a Mattis Plan. And OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

23 And besides, it's very, very illegal.

Understood, but that's better than being very, very dead.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:41 PM (v16oJ)

24 "They should have shot the knife out of his hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden"
I've seen it on TV many times, like on Matlock!

Posted by: PJ at October 16, 2020 06:41 PM (qlTN9)

25 Police search for man who disrupted play.

Posted by: NY Times, April 14, 1865 at October 16, 2020 06:41 PM (9vQJW)

26 it's like with Sweden, sure it's the rape capital and grenade attack capital of europe...but the real problem is the rise of nationalism.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (4RcDR)

27 Amateur Hairstylist Shot Dead

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

28 and anti-immigrant sentiment.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (4RcDR)

29 Sweet holy Moses.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (wX6kh)

30 Navy assesses unexpected damage to ships.

Posted by: NY Times, December 7, 1941 at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (9vQJW)

31 Remember Father Jacques Hamel. Martyr.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (2BZBZ)

32 24
"They should have shot the knife out of his hand.


No sweat. It's easy. Otherwise, the little bastards shoot you in the ass.


Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (v16oJ)

33 The NY Slymes are not helping the French, which isn't a surprise.
Haven't commented about it in awhile but Europe is still fked and going to join the Caliphate sooner or later.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 06:42 PM (OjZpE)

34 The left in this country aren't very far away from this.

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at October 16, 2020 06:43 PM (aR6C/)

35 NYT DIAF

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 16, 2020 06:43 PM (wX6kh)

36 "Fatal knife attack" is so. . . clean.

Apparently the guy sent out a picture of the teacher's head along w/a muslim prayer before getting shot by police.
That's the more truthful, much messier version.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2020 06:43 PM (bDqIh)

37 Haven't heard much about Islamic terrorism these past several months. Antifa terrorism took over the news even if the media didn't intend it to.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

38 I was hungry but it was just an idea.

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Dahmer at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (EgshT)

39 >>> NYT: Mostly Peaceful Protest causes building to collapse, killing protestors. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (GV8+D)


NYT: A series of Islamic pilots were killed today by American towers.


Posted by: banana Dream at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (l6b3d)

40 Je Suis Headless Schoolteacher!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (hku12)

41 We all need our tools and a Mattis Plan. And OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

The French don't have a tradition of self defense. Even when they tousled with the government when it outlawed most weapons, it was more for hunting and target shooting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (xT2tT)

42 Unauthorized Flights Upset Residents

Posted by: NYT, Dec 7, 1941 at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (Jcrm4)

43 37
Haven't heard much about Islamic terrorism these past several months.
Antifa terrorism took over the news even if the media didn't intend it
to.


Even the caliphate gets tired.

Posted by: Islamic nutjobs at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (v16oJ)

44 Diversity is our strength.


Unless you want to keep your head attached, of course.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 06:44 PM (v5REt)

45
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson Contractual Obligation Comment at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (mFAPq)

46 better than,
"French Police Shoot and Kill Man with Knife"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (/Dgcm)

47 How could the guy tweet a pic of the severed head?

It was hacked.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (2DOZq)

48 Well, our original title was going to be "Islamic scholar killed by gun violence" but apparently he wasn't that much of a scholar, so. . .

Posted by: NYT at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (bDqIh)

49 3 And beheaded him for the CRIME of showing a cartoon of Mohamed during a class on Free Speech.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 06:36 PM (NgKpN)


But it was a mostly peaceful beheading.

When oh when are Western countries going to grasp that they need the death penalty, and need to implement it in a swift and sure fashion to people who do this kind of crap?

Prospective terrorists need to know that if they're caught, they'll be tried with a couple months in a trial that will take less than a week, if convicted they'll get ONE prescribed appeal, and if the conviction is upheld they'll be hanged two weeks later.

In short, the way justice USED to be done until the mid-twentieth century.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

50 NYT cannot be diverted by events in Europe with breaking news about the Bidens that will make Watergate pale in comparison.

oh...

never mind...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (axyOa)

51 Hindenburg landing confirms hydrogen is somewhat flammable.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

52 What could have motivated the Gendarmerie to have done this??? I guess we'll never know.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (an7Mv)

53 *snicker*

17,000 watching RSBN for the Trump rally in Macon that won't start for an hour

59 watching Biden remarks at a voter mobilization event

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (5p7BC)

54 Stupid frogs, if they'd jut sent a social worker in the Mohamadian would have been talked down peacefully and the Social Worker could have laid hands on the teacher and brought them back to life.


Why no, I don't know any social workers or have any idea why they are paid so low, but I am guessing the Patriarchy is to blame.

Posted by: Wine mom Karen on her 5th glass of the day at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (Ojki1)

55 Prospective terrorists need to know that if they're caught, they'll be
tried with a couple months in a trial that will take less than a week,
if convicted they'll get ONE prescribed appeal, and if the conviction is
upheld they'll be hanged two weeks later.


And it must be death by pig.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (v16oJ)

56 >>>The teacher had been murdered by this Jihadist lunatic because he dared to show the Mohammad cartoons as part of a course on free speech and free expression.

Well, you should have led with that! He had it comin' to him, didn't he?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (cnTJD)

57 And the most easily offended among you shall lead your people into perpetual warfare

Posted by: iandeal at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (vgGyZ)

58 Islam. Enriching more advanced cultures with glorious multiculturalism since the 7th century.

Posted by: brak at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (cG+eD)

59 15 Religion of Mostly Peaceful
Posted by: t-bird

Mostly peaceful death cult!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (Vxu+H)

60 ...a mostly peaceful, but somewhat brazen and fatal knife attack.

I'm sure The Dispatch would agree with this statement.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (Z4rgH)

61 Therapeutic Neck Massage Goes Wrong

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

62 Japanese experts condemn emergency preparedness budget cuts.

Posted by: NY Times, August 6, 1945 at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (9vQJW)

63 You heard it here.


We are going to back on the European Continent in another twenty years freeing those stupid cocksuckers from their Caliphate in a world wide crusade.


My vote is to pre-nuke 100% of the currwnt muslim nations to cut off their suppport, then selectively nuke the cities before we go in.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (VcFUs)

64 WHERE ALL THE WHITE CRACK AT?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (uGhsv)

65
off, contractual obligation sock

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (mFAPq)

66 Islam is a religion of peace.

----- shit W and Barry had in common

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM (wX6kh)

67 15 Religion of Mostly Peaceful
______________

It was such a great idea to import these savages into the west where they could learn to appreciate concepts like freedom of speech, freedom of religion, separation of church and state, etc.

Thanks Clinton, George W. Bush, and Obama. Thanks so very, very much.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM (k4dH2)

68 The Enlightenment does not know how to defend itself.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM (2BZBZ)

69
This is enlightened Western Europe...they are too sophisticated to defend themselves. And besides, it's very, very illegal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2020 06:40 PM (xT2tT)

So, Jersey over the Atlantic?

Posted by: Wine mom Karen on her 5th glass of the day at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM (Ojki1)

70 Jihadist Lives Matter (more than yours, peasant) !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM (KGlll)

71 Some ideas ought to be made to have extremely serious consequences when put into actual practice.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM (2C38g)

72 64 WHERE ALL THE WHITE CRACK AT?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (uGhsv)


Oh Hunter...

Posted by: Lena Dunham, bending over at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

73 NYT.."Joe Biden Attacked For Having Part Time Job".

Posted by: BignJames at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (AwYPR)

74 Charles Martel certainly knew how.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (2BZBZ)

75
I guess y'all didn't see Fake News NYT's original headline:

"Two More Covid-19 Deaths In France As Infections Re-surge In Europe"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (AmGHy)

76 Deplorable Jay Guevara

We had 20,000 year of Progress until the Left took over the culture.

But we will get it back. OPSEC on details.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

77 The Enlightenment does not know how to defend itself.


Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:48 PM



Ma Deuce be knowing how to 'lightenin them up!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (axyOa)

78 Diversity
!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:50 PM (HaL55)

79 Dingoes Dine With Infant.

Posted by: Dingo Downunder Liberation Front at October 16, 2020 06:50 PM (Q1JQ9)

80 52
What could have motivated the Gendarmerie to have done this??? I guess we'll never know.


Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (an7Mv)

He insulted De Gaulle?

Posted by: Old Blue at October 16, 2020 06:50 PM (VNmG1)

81 "Two More Covid-19 Deaths In France As Infections Re-surge In Europe"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (AmGHy)


You just know the cause of death for the teacher will be covid, not rag head extremist

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 06:50 PM (VcFUs)

82 When oh when are Western countries going to grasp that they need the death penalty, and need to implement it in a swift and sure fashion to people who do this kind of crap?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 06:45 PM (YqDXo

Wait until they defund or abolish the police. Then EVERY crime will carry the death sentence.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2020 06:50 PM (Vxu+H)

83 WE MUST BAN ASSAULT KNIVES! REEEEE!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (AFSld)

84 Poor French school teacher. Teaches about freedom of speech but cannot teach about the right to keep and bear arms.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (2BZBZ)

85 Mistakes were made, causing some people to do things.

Posted by: Menack at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (buTO7)

86 Do any of you guys watch youtube cooking videos?

The reason I ask is because I'm not sure if any of you are aware of the bon apetit drama.

Basically, one of the most popular youtube cooking channels. Unfortunately for them, all of their youtube stars (which is a small part of bon apetit, which is a magazine owned by conde nast) were white people. Long story short, some Indian chick who was a third rate "personality" (she was hired to work in their test kitchen writing recipes) claimed BA was racist for not paying her more.

Anyways, all of the successful chefs who people liked watching are gone, and they replaced them with an all minority crew. Who say they will be showcasing foods "from their cultures."

What a fricking bummer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (cnTJD)

87 Some people did some things.

-- I Omar

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (GV8+D)

88 Jonah Goldberg gives Trump a 15% chance of winning.

Shouldn't this fat fuck actually know something about politics?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

89 Off to watch a movie. See ya'll on the ONT.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (nxdel)

90
Ma Deuce be knowing how to 'lightenin them up!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (axyOa)

Davey Crocket! FTW!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (VcFUs)

91 Will there be riots for this police shooting?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (D79US)

92 Not wholly unrelated to this topic, the name of the Macon local baseball team is Macon Bacon, and their mascot is Kevin Bacon! The Savannah Bananas vs Macon Bacon games are always a hoot with the franchises building up a rivalry.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (l6b3d)

93 The Titanic was mostly unsinkable

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (OjZpE)

94 Oh Hunter...
Posted by: Lena Dunham, bending over at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

Mmm, a much-needed large-ass platform for my two large-ass crack receptacles!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, DADDY!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (uGhsv)

95 My vote is to pre-nuke 100% of the currwnt muslim nations to cut off their suppport, then selectively nuke the cities before we go in.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (VcFUs)

Tell me again how a few carefully placed nukes distributed throughout the ME on 9SEP2001 would not have altered history for the better!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (2C38g)

96 First Lady greeted by ugly violence in Texas.

Posted by: NY Times, November 22, 1963 at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (9vQJW)

97 What Would Mohammed Do?

Oh, yeah. Kill. When in doubt, kill.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (Jcrm4)

98 63 You heard it here.


We are going to back on the European Continent in another twenty years freeing those stupid cocksuckers from their Caliphate in a world wide crusade.


My vote is to pre-nuke 100% of the currwnt muslim nations to cut off their suppport, then selectively nuke the cities before we go in.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 06:47 PM (VcFUs)

And the Russians and Poles will be helping us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

99 December 7, 1941: Japanese navy tours Hawaii

Posted by: Josephistan at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (mhgwA)

100 Overseas, the French have been much tougher on the jihadis than we in the US have been, up until Trump, who eliminated ISIS.
Look up the French in Mali.

Posted by: attilla the unreasonable at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (w7KSn)

101 And it must be death by pig.
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 06:46 PM (v16oJ)

Buried with a couple pieces of bacon place like a cross.

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

102 It was a mostly peaceful beheading

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (qlFIA)

103 Never forget, the British answer to this is a spork.

For you. Not them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (GV8+D)

104
Anyways, all of the successful chefs who people liked watching are gone, and they replaced them with an all minority crew. Who say they will be showcasing foods "from their cultures."


I had a subscription to the magazine.. Cancelled when they went all "woke" food they are showcasing is all "diverse" translation.. No one would want to eat it...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)

105 What Would Mohammed Do?

A nine year-old?

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (2BZBZ)

106 Ma Deuce be knowing how to 'lightenin them up!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 06:49 PM (axyOa)



Davey Crocket! FTW!


*cough*JohnWick*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (HaL55)

107 French Police Shoot Some Person Who Did Something

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (2dMdG)

108 We all need our tools and a Mattis Plan.


====


Mattis plan lost some luster since he backstabbed Trump....

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (ReE5g)

109 100 Overseas, the French have been much tougher on the jihadis than we in the US have been, up until Trump, who eliminated ISIS.
Look up the French in Mali.
Posted by: attilla the unreasonable at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (w7KSn)

Yes, the French have been much more ... culturally snobbish then we have been.

Even in France, they banned burkas in schools, and have done similar things.

Unfortunately for them, they have been far too open with immigration, which will fuck them in the long term. demographics being destiny and all of that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (cnTJD)

110 Mad Dog turned out to be Mad.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:54 PM (2BZBZ)

111 86 Do any of you guys watch youtube cooking videos?

The reason I ask is because I'm not sure if any of you are aware of the bon apetit drama....

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (cnTJD)

I'm unaware of that drama, but I occasionally look up cooking videos from the "Binging With Babish" YouTube channel. This guy goes over cooking basics as well as tries to recreate (and improve upon) dishes shown in TV shows. Would highly recommend this channel.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 16, 2020 06:54 PM (uGhsv)

112
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2020 06:54 PM (GIeIM)

113 Willowed:

Rudy says 10 days before the election, the biggest bombshell hits.

Tick tock, indeed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


-------------

My guess- either he's traced the funds or has emails to/from The Big Guy talking about what "influence" is needed.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

114 >>>Jonah Goldberg gives Trump a 15% chance of winning.


When will that gelatinous blob just go away?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (AFSld)

115 93 The Titanic was mostly unsinkable
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 06:51 PM (OjZpE)

Clearly, one of the first casualties of Global Warming!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

116
Do any of you guys watch youtube cooking videos?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes



Ever watch that cute chinese girl with the big glasses?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (AmGHy)

117 The French middle class stopped reproducing in the 1850s. Yikes. Demographic death spiral.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (2BZBZ)

118 Mattis plan lost some luster since he backstabbed Trump....

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (ReE5g)

He may have, but his plan still has some validity.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (VNmG1)

119 JAS

We can still use his Mattis Plan. He was a great Corp Commander and lower. Just not a good SecDef.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

120 I had a subscription to the magazine.. Cancelled when they went all
"woke" food they are showcasing is all "diverse" translation.. No one
would want to eat it...


No Klingon gagh? I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (HaL55)

121 >>>*cough*JohnWick*cough*


"I'd like to make a reservation for one."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (AFSld)

122 He may have, but his plan still has some validity.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 16


Probably stole it from someone.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (ReE5g)

123 Grampa, can we watch the beheading again?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (EgshT)

124 I had a subscription to the magazine.. Cancelled when they went all "woke" food they are showcasing is all "diverse" translation.. No one would want to eat it...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)

I mean, I'm all for trying and cooking different foods, don't get me wrong.

But I more watched their youtube videos for the fun personalities, like brad leone, that were on there.

But the new all-minority crew, so far, is not funny, and wants to talk about cooking african stews.

Again, nothing against African stews. I've made some in the past that were good (there's this west african stew with peanuts and sweet potatoes that's surprisingly good), I just ... yeah, that's not why I watched their videos. I can look up a recipe online if I'm really in the mood for some out of left field food options.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (cnTJD)

125 Y'all know the saying better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6. Not so much in France. If Francois blew Haji to hell, he'd spend the rest of his life in the bastille. Which is why France sucks. Also, escargot is fucking gross.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)

126 >Jonah Goldberg gives Trump a 15% chance of winning.


Did he actually say that? 15%?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (Zmnko)

127 Tell me again how a few carefully placed nukes distributed throughout the ME on 9SEP2001 would not have altered history for the better!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 06:52 PM (2C38g)

I know, right? Fucking globalist pussy Bush-1 didn't even consider it, nor did his staff, or senior military. Nukes save lives. American lives.


cough*JohnWick*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:53 PM (HaL55)

BB, Davey Crocket is a field tactical nuke. It will, however need John to secure the wastelands from the zombie survivors.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (VcFUs)

128 Every time I open twatter, there's some NYT ad saying something about them being the arbiters of truth.

Yet not 15 minutes ago they had a tweet about Trump retweeting a Bee article, and mentally challenged leftists being unable to discern satire from reality. They can't die soon enough.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 06:57 PM (8B6Ng)

129
Souped Up Recipes

That's the name of the youtube channel.
She shows you how to make chinese food at home.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:57 PM (AmGHy)

130 108 We all need our tools and a Mattis Plan.


====


Mattis plan lost some luster since he backstabbed Trump....
Posted by: runner
_______

Mattis is a great guy, doesn't ever get fooled by a line of BS. And the stab only drew such a tiny amount of blood.

Posted by: Elizabeth Holmes at October 16, 2020 06:57 PM (9vQJW)

131 I'm unaware of that drama, but I occasionally look up cooking videos from the "Binging With Babish" YouTube channel. This guy goes over cooking basics as well as tries to recreate (and improve upon) dishes shown in TV shows. Would highly recommend this channel.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 16, 2020 06:54 PM (uGhsv)

yeah, so I watch babish sometimes. BUT Babish hired the chick who fucked up BA.

Solha or something. She's not his like main star.

Also, Babish is a total beta male. Watch the video of him with Brad Leone. It's cringey.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:57 PM (cnTJD)

132 not = now*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:58 PM (cnTJD)

133 120 I had a subscription to the magazine.. Cancelled when they went all
"woke" food they are showcasing is all "diverse" translation.. No one
would want to eat it...

No Klingon gagh? I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (HaL55)

BURN THE HERITICS!

Posted by: Mooch at October 16, 2020 06:58 PM (Ojki1)

134
Ever watch that cute chinese girl with the big glasses?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (AmGHy)

Don't think so... is she any good?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:58 PM (cnTJD)

135 November 8, 2016 -- Democrats suffer a minor electoral college setback.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2020 06:58 PM (Z4rgH)

136 Also, escargot is
fucking gross.


"DON'T LOOK! There are snails on your plate!"

"NOPE! DON'T!!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:58 PM (HaL55)

137 The main page is mostly blank. All I see is ads and sidebars. The middle (where the posts are) is blank.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (OQcPl)

138 French police could have saved a life if they only would have just shot him in the leg.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (OjZpE)

139 Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (EgshT)

I cannot help myself, I laugh at the posts from this nic, and the hash is rather good as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (2C38g)

140

Did the main page just shit the bed?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (AmGHy)

141 >>Did he actually say that? 15%?

It's that stupid casino thing Bret Baier does. He put $15 on Trump and the rest on Joe.

When you listen to him speak it's clear he spends way more time arguing and sandwiches than he does following politics.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

142 I have Edge and Windows 10 if that helps.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (OQcPl)

143 Waiter! Enough of this old stuff, bring us some fresh wine!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

144 Tensions flare at Parent-Teacher Conference.

Posted by: NYT at October 16, 2020 07:00 PM (wUHYj)

145 Main site appears to be down, everywhere but here inside the comments.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)

146
But the new all-minority crew, so far, is not funny, and wants to talk about cooking african stews.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:56 PM (cnTJD)

I've seen some of those....huge black cook pot...main ingredient "white hunter"....

Posted by: BignJames at October 16, 2020 07:00 PM (AwYPR)

147
Did the main page just shit the bed?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (AmGHy)

Quick! Test it for mostly peaceful covid!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:00 PM (VcFUs)

148 No Klingon gagh? I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 06:55 PM (HaL55)

BURN THE HERITICS!

Last issue I got was showcasing black owned restaurants and one Women was complaining how much she suffered from prejudice her whole life.. Out to the garbage it went..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:00 PM (Zmnko)

149 Oh, and global warming is burning the hills of South SF. They're having to evacuate homes. The "iconic" South SF City of Industry sign is burning.

Well, the grass around it is burning. The sign will probably be fine with a bit of white paint.

Wait until they find out that Jorge threw a cigarette out of his car window. No doubt, global warming had something to do with Jorge not wanting to use the ashtray in his pickup truck.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 07:00 PM (8B6Ng)

150 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 06:57 PM (cnTJD)

Damn...thanks for the information. Oh well, guess I'll stick to his older stuff then.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (uGhsv)

151 Sigh. Apparently Mittens is calling the Hunter Biden scandal a "conspiracy theory" and claiming the investigation is not a legitimate role of government.

Unless it's Russian collusion... or something.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (AFSld)

152 The Beatles Were A Pretty Good Band.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (Q1JQ9)

153 So is all hadji porn rape-rape?

Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (GIeIM)

154 Youse guys are funny. Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

155 142 I have Edge and Windows 10 if that helps.
Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 06:59 PM (OQcPl)

Yeah, no, ace definitely fucked something up when trying to post a new thread.

I'm going back to the terms of service on this one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (cnTJD)

156 BB, Davey Crocket is a field tactical nuke. It will, however need John to secure the wastelands from the zombie survivors.

Ah well in that case, carry on.

I'm still celebrating my birfday, so pay me no mind.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (HaL55)

157 Jonah Goldberg gives Trump a 15% chance of winning.

Shouldn't this fat fuck actually know something about politics?
Posted by: JackStraw
----------
Dipshit. Even the Biden campaign manager said the race is close.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (5p7BC)

158 Ace screwed up the front page

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (D79US)

159
Don't think so... is she any good?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Ya.
Here she makes Beef Lo Mein
She's just too cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6y83CATLs

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (AmGHy)

160 Damn...thanks for the information. Oh well, guess I'll stick to his older stuff then.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (uGhsv)

It's just such a bummer. Can't anything be non-political?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (cnTJD)

161 Wyatt Earp

Mitt's son is in the mix up to his neck. It's the Washington way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

162 No doubt, global warming had something to do with Jorge not wanting to use the ashtray in his pickup truck.
Posted by: clutch cargo

To be fair, the ashtray was full!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (2C38g)

163 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (AmGHy)

well hello big glasses chinese girl. Yeah, I'll definitely check it out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (cnTJD)

164
Mitt's son is in the mix up to his neck. It's the Washington way.

Hope it takes him down

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (Zmnko)

165 Concerns surface as armpit "buboes" become more widespread.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

166 Ace of Spades Main Page Loses Weight.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:02 PM (Q1JQ9)

167 Bet you are all wondering where that 15% came from? My proctologist found it.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 16, 2020 07:03 PM (EgshT)

168 Ace banned himself again, didn't he?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

169 Do not forget Romney kid worked for Ukraine as well

How drunk would a chick have to be to bone Mit Romney?

Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2020 07:03 PM (GIeIM)

170 I love escargot! Yum.

Posted by: Bosk at October 16, 2020 07:03 PM (SWbVS)

171 I'm still celebrating my birfday, so pay me no mind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (HaL55)


Happy Birfday!

I meant to say that earlier today, but forgot to do so. Mea Culpa. Do anything interesting?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:03 PM (VcFUs)

172 >>>Mitt's son is in the mix up to his neck. It's the Washington way.


I am relishing the moment his kid is exposed. I will laugh... bigly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 07:04 PM (AFSld)

173 Hope it takes him down
Posted by: It's me donna


Yup.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 07:04 PM (OQcPl)

174 Unless it's Russian collusion... or something.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 07:01 PM (AFSld)

Please...
"Russian collusion involving a Republican"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 07:04 PM (2C38g)

175 168 Ace banned himself again, didn't he?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

That was almost as funny as when he couldn't figure out how an ikea drill worked.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:04 PM (cnTJD)

176 Man, somebody put some Red Bull in Joe's meds. He's feisty tonight.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM (PiwSw)

177 Ace Trims Carbon Footprint of Main Page.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM (Q1JQ9)

178 >>>I'm still celebrating my birfday, so pay me no mind.



Happy Birthday. Celebrate with hookers and booze.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM (AFSld)

179 Over 100 comments, so here's off-topic but cheerful story from the Detroit News: The Michigan Court of Appeals reversed a lower court ruling. Late absentee ballots don't have to be counted. Third parties are NOT allowed to collect absentee ballots.

I bet Gretchen has the sads.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM (/+bwe)

180 Shouldn't have closed the last thread in case.
Between 500 errors and Ace playing with his Time Machine should know it was going down soon.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM (OjZpE)

181 176 Man, somebody put some Red Bull in Joe's meds. He's feisty tonight.

I would assume he's not talking about Hunter

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:06 PM (Zmnko)

182 180 Shouldn't have closed the last thread in case.
Between 500 errors and Ace playing with his Time Machine should know it was going down soon.
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM (OjZpE)

This thread may have to lastnus until tomorrow. Good thing it isnt chok full of tweet links. Those slow the loading waaay down.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:07 PM (VcFUs)

183 Harry Paratestes

Maybe it's all a cover story, and Ace has a coterie of tall Danish women catering to his every need.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

184 NAACP Protests Ace of Spades Main Page : Too White.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (Q1JQ9)

185 Dayum, the nood is written in invisible pixels!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (2C38g)

186 Maybe it's all a cover story, and Ace has a coterie of tall Danish women catering to his every need.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

That's definitely possible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (cnTJD)

187 Dayum, the nood is written in invisible pixels!

Secret code

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (Zmnko)

188 I got back to downstairs thread
Don't close the thread, might not get back.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:09 PM (OjZpE)

189
Ace Trims Carbon Footprint of Main Page.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:05 PM


he slips into his crocs, slings the messenger bag low across his hip just so...

Vespa Thunder rides again!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2020 07:09 PM (iLgSt)

190 Hi everyone. I'm looking into the problem - I think someone added something to one of the blog templates and it's causing the page rendering to break.

The comments use a separate process and are still working fine. Mostly.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:09 PM (MqQvv)

191 Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:08 PM (Zmnko)

BUYMOAROVALTINE IS THE DECRYPT KEY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (2C38g)

192 I think Ace didn't close the link address and it washed into the post URL.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (ttBFI)

193

Native Americans Throw Retirement Party for Gen. Custer and his 7th Cavalry Regiment.



-- NY Slimes, June 1876

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (yISI5)

194 So what your saying here is that the blog barfed?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (Vxu+H)

195
thanks, Pixy

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iLgSt)

196
The comments use a separate process and are still working fine. Mostly.
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:09 PM (MqQvv)


Thanks, Pixy!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (VcFUs)

197 >>Sigh. Apparently Mittens is calling the Hunter Biden scandal a "conspiracy theory" and claiming the investigation is not a legitimate role of government.

Unless it's Russian collusion... or something.
- - -


Well, Tag Romney was on Burisma's board for a few years, too, and maybe even while Mitt worked at Tag's company, so Mitt's not exactly an objective observer on this one.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (bDqIh)

198 190 Hi everyone. I'm looking into the problem - I think someone added something to one of the blog templates and it's causing the page rendering to break.

The comments use a separate process and are still working fine. Mostly.
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:09 PM (MqQvv)

sure, pixy, sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (cnTJD)

199 7 Rudy G has a video out ... talks of the emails revealing how crooked the Biden Crime Family is ...


https://tinyurl.com/y27ank82

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2020 06:38 PM (Cus5s)
------------

Outstanding

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 07:11 PM (wHCvQ)

200 Hamsters Poisoned With African Stew. Websites Down Globally.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:11 PM (Q1JQ9)

201 Thanks to whomever posted this link in the previous thread comment section. I use my browser's history to find it -- I always start panicking when I'm cut off from my virtual family.

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2020 07:12 PM (iur9C)

202 Ya.

Here she makes Beef Lo Mein

She's just too cute.


That looks good. I had a wok at one time, but my stove couldn't get it hot enough.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 07:12 PM (HaL55)

203 192 I think Ace didn't close the link address and it washed into the post URL.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (ttBFI)


Not enough giga-watts in the flux capacitor. That or he couldnt get the Vespa up to 88mph. Probably has communist kilometers on the speedometer.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:12 PM (VcFUs)

204 I suspect that Pixy is hiding the truth of what is going on here -- Hamster Local 99 is on strike, and he's trying to negotiate with them, and they won't let any scabs in... so here we are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:12 PM (cnTJD)

205 Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2020 07:10 PM (bDqIh)

If you can't trust a severely conservative Republican Senator, who can you trust ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 07:12 PM (2C38g)

206 Gah, insulting the way we are getting gaslighted.

RSBN now up to 54,000 viewers, Biden still at 59.

1,000:1 ratio.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (5p7BC)

207 If you can't trust a severely conservative Republican Senator, who can you trust ?

Hope Utah throws his ass out when he comes up again

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

208 Yay I found you guys!

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (Rbfr/)

209 Old Folks and Shut Ins Have Boring Friday Night.

Posted by: Pinted Paper Ads and Stuff at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (Q1JQ9)

210 Hello?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

211 Ok, what happened to the main page?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (Z/jzm)

212 Not enough giga-watts in the flux capacitor. That or he couldnt get the
Vespa up to 88mph. Probably has communist kilometers on the
speedometer.

I hope he didn't have the drill set to reverse again.

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (+ya+t)

213 210 Hello?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

Hi.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (cnTJD)

214 Has to be some squirrel scabs who can take over from the striking hamsters

Scabs- Safer, cleaner and better

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (OjZpE)

215 Jihadists. Hate those guys.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (5FCda)

216 Posted by: My life is insanity at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (Z/jzm)

See my 203

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (VcFUs)

217 214 Has to be some squirrel scabs who can take over from the striking hamsters

Scabs- Safer, cleaner and better
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (OjZpE)

Agreed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (cnTJD)

218 I think Pixy is having Hot Flashes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (V2Yro)

219 Is it safe?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)

220 The teacher had been threatened by "some parents" and had filed a complaint with the police.

____________


This is why people need to be personally armed (I assume you don't have the right to defend yourself they now in most Western European shitholes).

I'm surprised he wasn't arrested for haven't committed a xenophobic "hate crime" by filing a complaint in the first place ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (iur9C)

221 Thanks for the Rudy link, by the way. Watching that now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (cnTJD)

222 oh finally loaded

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (nUhF0)

223 Jack Posobiec

BREAKING: Hunter Biden's former business partner Bevan Cooney has flipped. He was jailed over a bond scheme, and has connected with journalists @ MatthewTyrmand and @ PeterSchweizer. Turned over access to his Gmail account.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (an7Mv)

224 Good time to go fix dinner
I intend to return, though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (2C38g)

225 We need Max Headroom.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (3H9h1)

226
Scabs- Safer, cleaner and better
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:15 PM (OjZpE)

Agreed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM (cnTJD)

Even the ones from the leper colony?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (VcFUs)

227 Hi everyone. I'm looking into the problem - I think someone added
something to one of the blog templates and it's causing the page
rendering to break.



The comments use a separate process and are still working fine. Mostly.


The hamster who is responsible for this has been sacked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (HaL55)

228 F*cling otto-cucumber ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (iur9C)

229 Here's the terrible thing Ace did to break the blog:

He didn't hold down the shift key. Once.

Gotta love modern technology, it's so robust and stable.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (MqQvv)

230 good job, pixy! You've saved the day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (cnTJD)

231 >>If you can't trust a severely conservative Republican Senator, who can you trust ?


Apparently, a vulgar, flashy NYC developer.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

232 228 F*cling otto-cucumber ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (iur9C)


Well, he's Austrian, so....

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:18 PM (VcFUs)

233 The hamster who is responsible for this has been sacked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career


A certain former president said he was delicious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

234 231 >>If you can't trust a severely conservative Republican Senator, who can you trust ?


Why would he even open his pie hole about this?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:18 PM (Zmnko)

235 229 Here's the terrible thing Ace did to break the blog:

He didn't hold down the shift key. Once.

Gotta love modern technology, it's so robust and stable.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (MqQvv)

Sounds about right.

I'd also like to complain about ace abusing his time machine and screwing up our comments!

I even checked the aoshq Terms of Service. It says we are guaranteed a non-screwed up comment section!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:18 PM (cnTJD)

236 This sure filled up fast.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at October 16, 2020 07:18 PM (dQF3z)

237 I wouldn't want these animals on the same planet as children.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (pB6Gt)

238 Damn hamsters. Taking a smoke beak I'll bet.

Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (gLRfa)

239 Is This Thing On?

Posted by: Floppotron at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (Q1JQ9)

240 Strange happenings. Not sure how I got back.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (Z/jzm)

241 Hope Utah throws his ass out when he comes up again
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

--------------

But he saved the Olympics about fifty fucking years ago!

Did I say fuck? Shit!

Posted by: Utah Voter at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (kTF2Z)

242 Damn, Rudy is really outlining a RICO case here.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (cnTJD)

243 The compliant was filed against the headless teacher but, he is dead so what difference does it make?

Posted by: nip at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (cpS4u)

244 That was weird

Posted by: Spypeach at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (Up/Jb)

245 I guess it's lucky I came back directly to this page using 'History' instead of hitting the homepage first.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (an7Mv)

246 Only this thread is out of chronological order, as it looked from here.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (BRkq2)

247 All right. Time to watch a movie with Smash. Back for the ONT.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (VcFUs)

248 I read that a Pelosi son was on the Ukraine shakedown too. Trump and Rudy are blowing up the entire Democrat party.

Posted by: Jmel at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (bVhJi)

249 229 Here's the terrible thing Ace did to break the blog:

He didn't hold down the shift key. Once.

Gotta love modern technology, it's so robust and stable.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:17 PM (MqQvv)

No. Really?!?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

250 Actually, correction: Ace held down the shift key once when he shouldn't oughta.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (MqQvv)

251 Mitt is as guilty as Hunter.

Plus he gave that lady cancer.

Posted by: nip at October 16, 2020 07:20 PM (cpS4u)

252 "I don't mean to blame Hunter Biden for being addicted to crack. It's a terrible affliction. I think Joe Biden failed him as a father."

hahaha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:21 PM (cnTJD)

253 How do I look?

Posted by: Papillon at October 16, 2020 07:21 PM (+ya+t)

254 One hamster kneel while national anthem was played?

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:21 PM (OjZpE)

255 I think Pixy is having Hot Flashes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 07:16 PM


Perhaps we should helpfully suggest "CYT"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 07:21 PM (DMUuz)

256 59 watching Biden remarks at a voter mobilization event
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Dr. Jill., 8 staffers and fifty bums.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 07:21 PM (arJlL)

257 Me, it's the NYT Jake...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 16, 2020 07:21 PM (9onwx)

258 Hey Pixy, have you looked at what happens with regard to carriage returns and spaces in the comments? I keep getting wonky 500 Errors and "too many spaces" warnings using Firefox.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (HaL55)

259 Damn, Rudy is really outlining a RICO case here.



Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:19 PM (cnTJD)


The FBI to show up at his home in 3...2...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (yISI5)

260 Thank you Pixy Mesa.

Maybe ace's Danish girlfriend got handsy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

261 Was it a mostly peaceful fatal knife attack?

Posted by: USNtakim at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (0OmEj)

262 253 How do I look?
Posted by: Papillon



Like you want to make out with Dustin Hoffman.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (Xwyl/)

263 noood

they're there without us...having hijinks and shit

Posted by: mandy pepperill at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (BgMrQ)

264 Speaking of cooking, nodding lady from town hall last night is Dominican, and did a vid about cooking with Goya. I think after the left tried to blacklist the company and failed. I can hear Trump and AOC mentioned in there. Wish I understood Spanish.

https://www.facebook.com/jolilaw/posts/3434061143283380

Adobo is an amazing seasoning, btw. Super keto. I use it to season a lot of my meat.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 07:22 PM (Rbfr/)

265 NOOD shift key

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:23 PM (cnTJD)

266 I would really love to see a side by side with Biden and Trump speaking extemporaneously; no teleprompter. I doubt Biden could form a sentence.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 07:23 PM (v16oJ)

267 Levin has FCC commissioner on about 230

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 07:23 PM (OjZpE)

268 "I read that a Pelosi son was on the Ukraine shakedown too"

That would be correct.

Posted by: attilla the unreasonable at October 16, 2020 07:23 PM (w7KSn)

269 I read that a Pelosi son was on the Ukraine shakedown too. Trump and Rudy are blowing up the entire Democrat party.

More of this, faster please.

/Insty

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 07:23 PM (HaL55)

270 I even checked the aoshq Terms of Service. It says we are guaranteed a non-screwed up comment section!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 07:18 PM


Is that above or below the 'no math' covenant?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 07:24 PM (DMUuz)

271 Harry, I'm sorry you lost a favorite cooking channel. Can you follow your fave chefs on to new ventures?

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 07:26 PM (Rbfr/)

272 Soon you will be here.
Here it comes.
1 2 3
Boston server party. Dumping servers in the bay.
So Ace, where is your server?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 16, 2020 07:26 PM (pB6Gt)

273 Tag Romney. Hunter Biden.
Who names these kids, the script writers from daytime soaps?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 16, 2020 07:27 PM (z79tQ)

274 Trump is killing it in Macon, crowd's yelling to drop the emails.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 16, 2020 07:31 PM (9onwx)

275 Death Cult obsession is a feature not a bug in Islam.

Posted by: Aelishdad at October 16, 2020 07:39 PM (P8upX)

276 The NYT assures is "The truth is worth it."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 16, 2020 08:44 PM (3DJkT)

277 Sometimes, instead of hoisting the black flag, a truck bomb at the NY Times building would would be preferable.

Posted by: Don at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (mwDnq)

278 Maybe teachers teaching Islam in public schools isn't an improvement over the old ways we had of public schools not being hostile to Christianity.
Yah know, sometimes lip locks make some political stooges eyes glaze over! It's a political malady that afflicts a great many democrats, that went to their knees and can no longer rise up. Lewinskyitis

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