Feel Happiness ONT

Want to feel happiness? Hamburger friend!


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How Do You Get A Drummer Off Your Porch?



Strange Story


Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life

Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her......and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?


2700 Words Of Crap

Why Do Fast-Casual Restaurants Get a Pass on Appropriation?


When the subtitle is “White-centered food narratives appear most often at major chains. It’s time to hold them accountable.” you know you're in for a raft of shit. I don't like the term cultural appropriation, I prefer the more accurate “human progress”.


I Have One For The Horde


40+ Weird Things Whose Purpose Was Unknown Until the Internet Came to the Rescue

So, this showed up one day, stuck in with the fireplace tools, and I have no idea what it is. It's a rod, about the length of a fireplace poker. Both ends unscrew, but under the one end there is nothing, under the other a screw that unscrews to reveal that the rod is hollow, except for a smaller rod in the center of it that the screw screws onto. The whole thing smells faintly of lighter fluid.

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Anyone have any idea?

Marines!

Remember the dancing cowboys from last week? Well, they have competition:



Actually Interesting

Azure-winged magpies’ decisions to share food are contingent on the presence or absence of food for the recipient

It seems that in some situations, the bird's behavior could be considered altruistic. It's a scietific monograph, but worth it if the subject interests you.

Two From Doc 0


A Biden win would decisively hand the 21st Century to China. I think it's very important to prevent a fascist superpower from ruling the world. Funny how so many self-professed "anti-fascists" seem untroubled by the prospect.


It's funny how so many people who claim to worship "democracy" also dismiss nationalism as selfish xenophobia. Democracy is absolutely meaningless without strong national sovereignty. Under globalism, citizens of any given state have little influence over how they are governed.


Click on either one to read the relevant threads. Doc 0 is always worth a follow if you're on the twats.

This Always Cracks Me Up

Quick Draw

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by Rock N' Roll:

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1 Hi!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

2 Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2020 09:00 PM (2C38g)

3 Hoppy!

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 15, 2020 09:00 PM (UUBmN)

4 Dammit LCD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2020 09:00 PM (2C38g)

5 yes, I meant, YES!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:01 PM (sy5kK)

6 I can't be the first, can I?

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at October 15, 2020 09:01 PM (YWBlw)

7 Looks like a shirt on Engrish.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:01 PM (63Dwl)

8 ONT Hot 25?

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (ZbBR3)

9
Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

10 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (tv6Iw)

11 Willard;

I think Fox just censored Dan Bongino when he started to suggest that Biden, if allegations were true, should step out of the race.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 15, 2020 09:03 PM (R5lpX)

12 eat your friend ?! OMG !

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

13 *Looks at shirt*

Didn't Cartoon Network do something with some of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force show cause they are now "Problematic?"

Which was the point of the show.

Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:03 PM (Ojki1)

14 I'm not a lady, either.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}, I hate to say it, but you lie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (2C38g)

15 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (JFzNN)

16 * still nodding my approval *

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (hlclh)

17 Thanks for the homor. We need it now more than ever.

Posted by: iandeal at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (vgGyZ)

18 "What's the common denominator?"


Shot through the heart, and she's to blame. Baby, she gives love, a bad name.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)

19
Man with suicide victim's heart takes own life

Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her......and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?

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Guns are bad.

Posted by: Leftists at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (Ojki1)

20 So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)


I graciously concede a valid first to ye!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (2C38g)

21 Lol. That Take on Me video always cracks me up too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (GV8+D)

22 I would guess that long thing found in with the fireplace poker maybe, could be a pole used to light gas street lamps back in Jack the Ripper days (Victorian). Just spitballin here.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (cCxiu)

23 Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

Mr Jordan61 had to have oral surgery a couple of months ago. Even with double insurance it cost us almost $2k.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (/I1RL)

24 Just voted for Trump.

Felt good.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (I2/tG)

25 14 I'm not a lady, either.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT){{{Ladyl}}}, I hate to say it, but you lie!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (2C38g)


Awww. {{{Hrothgar}}}

Did you watch the town hall?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (TdMsT)

26 Big Purple Dude on the drum kit makes Lars Urlich look like a fag.

Fuckinay that was AWESOME!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

27 A couple thoughts for other morons...

Tofer732 - You guys in Collier County were the heroes of 2018. You turned out 80% for Scott and DeSantis and literally won the election.

Jane D'oh - Stop worrying about Georgia, Trump's got it. It's going to stay red. The only reason Trump is going to Macon is to help the Senate candidates.

For everyone - One thing most of us have forgotten from 2018 is that the reason Florida went well, while everything else went so badly, was because both Scott and DeSantis were unabashedly pro-Trump, when everyone else was keeping him at arms length. They were rewarded for the loyalty by the Trump voters. Those voters will be back for 2020 because they want to vote for Trump again.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (5p7BC)

28 Mystery tool:

An endoscope from the 1800's?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (Rvt88)

29 Anyone have any idea?

Jack Straw's hash pipe.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (hlclh)

30 Just noticed that Biden had crib notes and still got the numbers wrong.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (R5lpX)

31 Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

Mr Jordan61 had to have oral surgery a couple of months ago. Even with double insurance it cost us almost $2k.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (/I1RL)

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Nice of you 2 to try and cheer me up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (85Gof)

32 >.
22 I would guess that long thing found in with the fireplace poker maybe, could be a pole used to light gas street lamps back in Jack the Ripper days (Victorian). Just spitballin here.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 15, 2020



That is exactly what it looks like to me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (fZqIv)

33 Bob Munden passed in 2012.


Dude was wicked fast. Held 18 world records at one point.

Me? I'd have shot my dick off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (GV8+D)

34 That tee shirt gave me the chuckles.

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (786Ro)

35 Is that mystery fireplace tool made of iron? If so, first you heat it up nice and hot...

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

36 That'a the Anpanman theme music.

So this was clearly a joke with the drummer, since it is the most childish and inane song in all of Japan.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (LWu6U)

37 Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her.....and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?

It's a different situation, but this reminded me of Alan King's hilarious "Survived by His Wife " routine. And he used real obituaries.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (+lVUW)

38 All of your bases are belong to us!

Posted by: Al Bundy at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (tpZQb)

39
I haven't seen any new info that Ace posted earlier today about the Biden family texts about having to pay "Pop" 50% of their grafts that Dad coordinated and delivered to his family members.

Are "they" trying to verify the texts, or just cover it up like they do most other things?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

40 John Bonham > Peter Criss

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (786Ro)

41 It looks like the fireplace lighter that my parents had.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

42 Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her......and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?


The wife.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (oVJmc)

43 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (wPVhA)

44 Wow! Last pic was way wrong!

Slipknot, muthafuckas!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)

45 Alter candle lighter

Posted by: Steve Scuzbag at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (b7QVg)

46 So, this showed up one day, stuck in with the fireplace tools, and I have no idea what it is.

==

Easy. A tool to scoop out remains of squirrels fried in your chimney.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)

47 29 Anyone have any idea?

Jack Straw's hash pipe.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (hlclh)


Nope.

Hunter stole it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

48 35 Is that mystery fireplace tool made of iron? If so, first you heat it up nice and hot...
Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

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Be gentle.

Posted by: Edward II at October 15, 2020 09:09 PM (wPVhA)

49 If Rudy really has anything release it all tomorrow. It' getting late early

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2020 09:09 PM (85Gof)

50 Willowed:

Gulliani is insinuating that there is child porn on the laptop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 08:57 PM

Would e-mails about Ukraine typically cause a computer repair guy to call the FBI? Would pics of some sleeping dude with a crack pipe in his mouth? Nope.

There is only one thing besides terrorism manuals that would cause a computer repair shop to call the FBI.

But if so, I'm glad they're leaking it out last, because that information would absolutely distract from the Joe story, making the news only about Hunter again. Save it for after the election, unless Pop is in the mix, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 15, 2020 09:09 PM (OssQ4)

51 Ugh, I just tried to read that article by the chef but I had to stop because it hurt my brain.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (/I1RL)

52 Talk about a mashup. Led Zep, Kiss and Insane Clown Posse. Way too many drugs, or Chyna.

Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (7N5l4)

53 Da Nang Dick doesn't think there's been enough street violence against the constitution.

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
Dem CT Sen Blumenthal on Barrett: Our main and last best hope is for the American people to tell my colleagues..vote against this nominee and delay it until after the election. Those protests have to occur outside Washington, or even in the streets.

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BYOMC (Bring Your Own Molotov Cocktail)p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)

54 I have opinions about things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (wPVhA)

55 Did you watch the town hall?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}} Savannah G. made me want to drive 16d nails into my ears, so I quit and watched dog videos for a bit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (2C38g)

56 Willowed:

Gulliani is insinuating that there is child porn on the laptop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 08:57 PM

Would e-mails about Ukraine typically cause a computer repair guy to call the FBI? Would pics of some sleeping dude with a crack pipe in his mouth? Nope.

There is only one thing besides terrorism manuals that would cause a computer repair shop to call the FBI.

But if so, I'm glad they're leaking it out last, because that information would absolutely distract from the Joe story, making the news only about Hunter again. Save it for after the election, unless Pop is in the mix, too.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 15, 2020 09:09 PM (OssQ4)

WHose laptop ?


Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

57 Me and the wife voted for Trump... actually straight republican ticket. The alternative to Lindsey Graham would be a disaster.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (R5lpX)

58 Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

Mr Jordan61 had to have oral surgery a couple of months ago. Even with double insurance it cost us almost $2k.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM

My mouth is valued at $11k.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (hlclh)

59 Dunno if you're still here 33, but just in case:

"Warmongering" - a term used by people who are embarrassed and ashamed of their country and believe the only way for them to stop being embarrassed and ashamed of the United States is for it to be rendered in a country that is as weak and whiny as possible. (If this means another country like China becoming the world hegemon, they do not care. So be it.)

Sorry. The country needs to be defended.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 15, 2020 08:37 PM (3DJkT)

You either know what I'm talking about by warmongering or you don't.

Posted by: ... at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (Hp6JJ)

60


That's not Led Zeppelin on that t-shirt. That's the Beatles.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (6bQvJ)

61 Would e-mails about Ukraine typically cause a computer repair guy to call the FBI? Would pics of some sleeping dude with a crack pipe in his mouth? Nope.

There is only one thing besides terrorism manuals that would cause a computer repair shop to call the FBI.

--

Thats an interesting observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (yK9py)

62 As far as the fireplace tool, at our church, our acolytes had something that held a wick in the hollow tube - maybe that is what the rod is? Something to light things above their height or farther away than their arm length.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (tv6Iw)

63 ICP?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

64 Savannah G. made me want to drive 16d nails into my ears, so I quit and watched dog videos for a bit!

Amazing what watching a different bitch can do to improve your mood, isn't it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SchxB)

65 There was a Roman emperor named Pupienus.


That's right.

Poopy.

Anus.

How in the hell have i gone my entire life without knowing this little nugget of historical humor gold?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (6FeV1)

66 My mouth is valued at $11k.

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It's probably up to $12.2k in this economy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (yK9py)

67 Hi Jordan
That article by the chef is word salad and he needs to eat it and the computer on which it was written.
You got much further than I did.
Give my best to Hubs by the way.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (d9Irc)

68 The Democrats are not as happy about the elections coming up as one might think.

I donated to the Presidential campaign of Tulsi Gabbard a year ago when the party bosses were keeping her out of debates. That's the ONLY donation I have made to any Democrat in this century.

Since the middle of this year I have received ~40 emails per day from the various Democratic operatives, "End Citizens United", "Congressional Black Caucus", Biden campaign, a dozen Senate candidates, ... On Tuesday (10/13) I counted 80 such emails, yesterday (10/14) there were 75, and so far today (10/15 with 2 hours to go), there have already been 77. These are on an email address I set up a couple of years ago just for donation receipts.

Why am I getting so many emails from the Democrats? It's almost as many as from the Republicans, where I have donated to some 25 candidates since the start of the year. Perhaps they are not doing so well as their media make it sound?

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (oMkPq)

69 I have opinions about things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

There is a pill for that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hlclh)

70
Jordan61, is everything still looking good for next week's trip for you and hubby?

I'm locked and loaded, this should be fun!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

71 Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her......and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?

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The scourge of the absence of gun control?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (+y/Ru)

72 {Ladyl}}} Savannah G. made me want to drive 16d nails into my ears, so I quit and watched dog videos for a bit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (2C38g)


I lasted less than five minutes.

I figure my anger isn't good for my health.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

73 Hunter's ?? WOuld explain the massive coverup. May also explain why Kramola is not actively campaigning at the moment.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

74 How in the hell have i gone my entire life without knowing this little nugget of historical humor gold?

Who knows?

Posted by: Biggus Dickus! at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (I2/tG)

75 58 Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

Mr Jordan61 had to have oral surgery a couple of months ago. Even with double insurance it cost us almost $2k.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM

My mouth is valued at $11k.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (hlclh)

brb. I'm going to go floss.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (BRkq2)

76 Damn, I want that shirt.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (IEu+J)

77 63 ICP?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

Insane Clown Posse. With fans known as Juggalos.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (/I1RL)

78 yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (IYHxL)

79 Amazing what watching a different bitch can do to improve your mood, isn't it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SchxB)

If Guthrie did a little more slobbering and tail wagging,i might watch her more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (6FeV1)

80 My mouth is valued at $11k.

So's mine, baby

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (JXT9B)

81 They are trying to save her. She may not be able to retain her seat next time.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

82 May also explain why Kramola is not actively campaigning at the moment.

Kamala has allegedly been exposed to the Death Virus.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus! at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

83 Amazing what watching a different bitch can do to improve your mood, isn't it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SchxB)


Well played good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (2C38g)

84 The joggers video had me cracking up.

Posted by: SMH at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (RU4sa)

85 52 Talk about a mashup. Led Zep, Kiss and Insane Clown Posse. Way too many drugs, or Chyna.
Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (7N5l4)


Obviously China. Any one taking drugs would immediately know the difference between said bands.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

86
Sorry. The country needs to be defended.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


I first read that as "defunded."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

87 That restaurant article:

Hey! I've thought of another thing we should all feel guilty about! And then I'll think of another thing! And another!

...until everyone's shoulders slump, their heads bowed, and their eyes downcast.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (4JM5Y)

88 Kamala has allegedly been exposed to the Death Virus.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus! at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

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Willie Brown hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (wPVhA)

89 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (osJAv)

90 ICP?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

Insane Clown Posse. With fans known as Juggalos.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (/I1RL)


Oh. I believe I have never heard a single note from them.

Don't think I'm missing anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)

91 May also explain why Kramola is not actively campaigning at the moment.

Kamala has allegedly been exposed to the Death Virus.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus! at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

allegedly. sure. or they know what's on Hunter's laptop. and want her to stay low.

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

92 67 Hi Jordan
That article by the chef is word salad and he needs to eat it and the computer on which it was written.
You got much further than I did.
Give my best to Hubs by the way.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (d9Irc)

Hi Winston! Eat his word salad, LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (/I1RL)

93 I figure my anger isn't good for my health.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)


Even though Trump was present, and in good form, I could not keep watching without rage stroking!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (2C38g)

94 That fireplace tool is a Blo-Poke..I think.

https://youtu.be/Y7XMU5O1xyg

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (Nig2g)

95 I read once that Kiss is the World's Most Successful Garage Band.

I cannot argue with this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (wPVhA)

96 I'm going with "fireplace lighter" *and* "gas lamp lighter".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (ZSK0i)

97 Lol @ the Zeppelin/KISS/ICP? shirt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (eXmcp)

98 For everyone - One thing most of us have forgotten from 2018 is that the reason Florida went well, while everything else went so badly, was because both Scott and DeSantis were unabashedly pro-Trump, when everyone else was keeping him at arms length. They were rewarded for the loyalty by the Trump voters. Those voters will be back for 2020 because they want to vote for Trump again.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 09:06 PM (5p7BC)

Thanks Dave in Fla.

Good news from a good source.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

99 far as the fireplace tool, at our church, our acolytes had something that held a wick in the hollow tube - maybe that is what the rod is? Something to light things above their height or farther away than their arm length.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (tv6Iw)


I believe you're exactly right. I used to be an acolyte way back in the day at our Lutheran Church.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (R5lpX)

100 Jordan61, is everything still looking good for next week's trip for you and hubby?

I'm locked and loaded, this should be fun!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

Yes and yes! Can't wait.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (/I1RL)

101 The Squad is the new Insane Clown Posse

Posted by: jsg at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (2F8zR)

102 Weird Dave, I desperately needed a laugh tonite and the jogging video gave me many big laughs. Thank you!

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

103 Good point about kiddie porn prompting the repair guy to go to the FBI.

Another possibility is Hunter was an obnoxious turd towards the repair guy, prompting the repair guy to go LOLGF, here, take this, bitch.

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (l3+k2)

104 They see 'em bribin'
And griftin'
All knowin' that they're Biden Dirty
yeah that they're Biden Dirty
yeah that they're Biden Dirty
oh yeah they're Biden Dirty
fuck yeah they're Biden Dirty

Hunter is so high
He leakin'
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty

Been in the Senate since '73
Corrupt as hell? hell, definitely.
Gotta pay to play, to hang with me
Like all of my homies here in D.C.
Why else Burisma hire Hunter so fast?
For crackhead wisdom? Homie, you daft
I taught my kid the finest of graft
and my teachin' fee, shit, I take half.
We both sniff but Bidens don't share
He prefers coke, and I prefer hair
We both got hands, quite grabby, our pair
They grabbin things around most anywhere.
Cash on the table, or feeling some ass
I never worry,the media gimme a pass
Coverin' up my total Biden lack of class
One thing you know, I got a ton of brass.

They see 'em bribin'
And griftin'
All knowin' that they're Biden Dirty
yeah that they're Biden Dirty
yeah that they're Biden Dirty
oh yeah they're Biden Dirty
fuck yeah they're Biden Dirty

Hunter is so high
He leakin'
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty
yeah, they're all Biden Dirty

Posted by: Anonymous Rapping Coward at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (3WLXg)

105 , 2020 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

Yes and yes! Can't wait.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:17 PM (/I1RL)


Can't wait to see you again!

I need to contact you early next week for wardrobe advice.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

106 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y39qg9zn

https://tinyurl.com/y54ptqpm

https://tinyurl.com/y4bsxb7b

https://tinyurl.com/yyjfupex

https://tinyurl.com/y5lzdbfl

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2020 09:18 PM (qAR6u)

107 A blow poke?

Featured in the notorious murder on the Stairs.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

108 Gulliani is insinuating that there is child porn on the laptop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


If so, then the Arkansas stripper baby is lucky that the crack addict wants nothing to do with him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:18 PM (+lVUW)

109 That last Facebook post is hilarious if it's snark or if it's real. That's a keeper.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

110 "Alter candle lighter"


I was going to say some kind of lighting tool. Maybe a lighter for hanging gas lights, street gas lights?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (4thlk)

111 85 52 Talk about a mashup. Led Zep, Kiss and Insane Clown Posse. Way too many drugs, or Chyna.
Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (7N5l4)


Obviously China. Any one taking drugs would immediately know the difference between said bands.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

T Shirt Hell sells/makes the shirt, it is intentional and meant as humor.

Posted by: Lumpy at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (59ET3)

112 You know how on the classic video games you'd level up after beating a boss?

Trump just defeated the Karen Queen

Two weeks ago it was Grandpa Biden

Then King Covid

Next week: Junior Soprano Biden

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (aO8Gd)

113 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yy5a6hyw

https://tinyurl.com/y2p4qsro

https://tinyurl.com/y5cflv8c

https://tinyurl.com/yy4gm5m2

https://tinyurl.com/yxcomhr2

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (qAR6u)

114 A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the
donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a
self-inflicted gunshot wound.
crazy-maker.



Fixed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (3P/5p)

115 Are "they" trying to verify the texts, or just cover it up like they do most other things?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

I've never heard of text.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (Ojki1)

116 I need to contact you early next week for wardrobe advice.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

Ha, I was actually going to ask you, since you've gone before!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (/I1RL)

117 That's not Led Zeppelin on that t-shirt. That's the Beatles.

-
I thought it was Dolly Parton and her backup band.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)

118 kbdabear

Thank you, good sir. Rain or Shine, you deliver the inspiration.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

119 >>> 94
That fireplace tool is a Blo-Poke..I think. https://youtu.be/Y7XMU5O1xyg Posted by: Armchair Sinner at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (Nig2g)


I looked up a blo-poke and the first link was to a True Crime series from a few years ago where the murder weapon looked very much like the one in the picture above.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2020 09:21 PM (l6b3d)

120 I sold my wife's car today. When the customer came to look at it he was wearing a face mask
When he asked why I wasn't wearing one I said fear isn't of the Lord.
He wasn't wearing one tonight and told me I made sense to him


I don't expect people to listen to me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 15, 2020 09:21 PM (lgiXo)

121 My God, this is pathetic.

MSNBC has a full video expose on why ONE voter changed his mind from Trump to Biden.

Talk about wishcasting.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 09:21 PM (5p7BC)

122 I need to contact you early next week for wardrobe advice.

Wardrobe advice? It's jeans and tshirts... right?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (nxdel)

123 So lemme guess...John Bonham faked his death and is now the Kool-Aid-Drummer-Man?

Posted by: The Guess Who at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (3vIkC)

124 As has been said, the Aha jogging video is the visual manifestation of friendship.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (03MoL)

125 A blow-poke is $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (OssQ4)

126 Shelby Steele's film about Michael Brown has been denied by Amazon to be streamed.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (IYHxL)

127 Aaaand speaking of Insane Clown Posse, how was the Bribem town hall?

Doc 0 was the best thing to come out of Tepid Gas except the founder herself. And they both wisely moved on after making a name for themselves.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (Z4rgH)

128 Would e-mails about Ukraine typically cause a computer repair guy to call the FBI? Would pics of some sleeping dude with a crack pipe in his mouth? Nope.

There is only one thing besides terrorism manuals that would cause a computer repair shop to call the FBI.

--

Thats an interesting observation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (yK9py)

The same thing occurred to me.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

129 I don't expect people to listen to me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 15, 2020 09:21 PM (lgiXo)

That's awesome!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (/I1RL)

130
WHose laptop ?


Posted by: runner at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)


Hunters.

Rudy and Crowder were joking about the pictures on the laptop then Rudy got serious and said 'There are Anthony Weiner like photos' and 'Some very disturbing things I shouldn't joke about.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (GV8+D)

131 I would pay bookuu bucks for the Led Zepplin shirt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (03MoL)

132 My mouth is valued at $11k.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

---

Mine was worth a Vice-President candidacy.

Posted by: K. Harris at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (Rvt88)

133 so that's from the

(deleted japanese text to please the HQ God pixy)

Yuru chara grand prix. A contest between the japanese mascots. Google for lots of video of characters playing instruments.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (LWu6U)

134 Ladyl

Four guys with cameras just told me wardrobe advice for you is boots and a short denim skirt. They emphasized, "Don't ever mess with success."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

135 TXMoMe is casual...but pants are recommended.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (UUBmN)

136 Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little victory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

Mr Jordan61 had to have oral surgery a couple of months ago. Even with double insurance it cost us almost $2k.
Posted by: Jordan61


Clumsy me fell on the sidewalk on my face. So, I needed front crowns. I didn't have dental insurance, so my dentist gave me a break on part of it. It still cost thousands.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (+lVUW)

137 63 ICP?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

Insane Clown Posse. A "band."

Its better not to search. Just know if you see the running clown with a knife sticker on a car the driver is almost certainly a certified whack job.

Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Ojki1)

138 The same thing occurred to me.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

--------

I think we have a consensus. The rumor is officially confirmed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (wPVhA)

139 LOL at the drummer he is a Pearl among swine.

Posted by: jsg at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (2F8zR)

140 King Covid

-
One of the weaker Elvis/Ann Margaret movies. It did feature the song All Choked Up, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (+y/Ru)

141 LCD, are you renting a car?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (/I1RL)

142 121
My God, this is pathetic.



MSNBC has a full video expose on why ONE voter changed his mind from Trump to Biden.


Which was watched by exactly one additional voter. Carry on.

Posted by: Mookie at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (3vIkC)

143 >>> 55
Savannah G. made me want to drive 16d nails into my ears, so I quit and watched dog videos for a bit! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at October 15, 2020 09:10 PM (2C38g

That's strange. I'm currently deep inside Savannah G and everything's as pleasant as one would expect.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (l6b3d)

144 Sundown
You better take care
When you find I've been creeping 'round your back hair

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)

145 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (+lVUW)

Yeah tell me about it. I just paid close to 2 grand for two new crowns. I nearly peed myself. No insurance either. Glad I've been a miser for the past several months.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel)

146 Gulliani is insinuating that there is child porn on the laptop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



And the FBI took a pass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (oVJmc)

147 Oh. I believe I have never heard a single note from them.

Don't think I'm missing anything.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)


Water, fire, air, and dirt/Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

https://tinyurl.com/y2mys8pz

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (jK8Z7)

148 135
TXMoMe is casual...but pants are recommended.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (UUBmN)


Well, that seals the no-deal for me!

Posted by: Mookie at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (3vIkC)

149
Today the WA State Supreme Court overturned the I-976 initiative, passed a year ago, that turned back obscene car tab rates (funding extension of a mass transit train in Puget Sound) to $30.

My 7 year old van tabs were nearly $300, instead of the $30 the tabs law says. A motor home tab costs a few thousand dollars. Do you have 3 or 4 new or newer cars in your household, with kids and all? Thousands of dollars, not the $120 and a few minor surcharges of a few bucks.

It passed with about 56% of the vote, even with the shitshow Seattle voters that don't own a car. Attorneys had spent a lot of money to make sure it was Constitutional. The Con Artist Court said, "uh, nah."

All are hard core leftists/elites. Just think of them as the local Chinese Communist Party decision committee.

It isn't unexpected, but it does show how corrupt the governing institutions are in WA state.

I cannot continue my thoughts, for reasons you can probably figure out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)

150 This could be a strange case if the Dems HOPE its actually got CP on the laptop, just to draw the story away from Joe, Ukraine, and China.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (OssQ4)

151 Regarding the heart-transplant story... there are stories out there about heart-transplant recipients getting some of the donor's memories.

I don't know how much stock to put in those stories; could be just urban legends. But if it's true, well, maybe the ancient Egyptians were onto something when they said the heart is where we hold our memories.

I haven't heard anything about, say, liver transplants having a similar effect.

I remember reading a manga where it was presumed true that heart transplants carry memories from the donor. It was called Angel Heart, and it was a sequel to City Hunter.

Both excellent mangas, by the way. Hey, Anna Puma, are you here right now? I know you like City Hunter, because you have taste. Have you checked out Angel Heart?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (H3MF8)

152 Have a wonderful evening, everyone.

The sky is full of stars, and Saturn plus Mars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

153 And the FBI took a pass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (oVJmc)

--------

All their manpower is currently devoted to the NASCAR noose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)

154 Jack Posobiec tweets: "Guthrie comes across as a lunatic here" with QAnon clip.

https://tinyurl.com/yycas6hu

Yes, yes she does. Perfectly deranged expression as she spits "...a satanic cult run by the DEEP STATE."

One of the best moments IMO as Trump then asks why Biden doesn't denounce Antifa.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (5FCda)

155 I don't think ICP plays musical notes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (+fTAB)

156 Hey everybody.

I bought too many tacos at Jack In The Box tonight. Anyone want me to send them one? Caution: they may make your USB port greasy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)

157 The first time I heard about Insane Clown Posse as anything but a name was when some crazy dude with an ax went after a radio station because he wanted them to play his favorite song, which has something to do with attacking people with an ax.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)

158 news headlines are in HEAVY spin mode about Crackhead hunter- Dubious info - Questionable sources

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (SxBH1)

159 I don't expect people to listen to me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 15, 2020 09:21 PM (lgiXo)

That is wonderful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

160 I larfed

Posted by: Zeera at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (EoZOL)

161 59 Dunno if you're still here 33, but just in case:

"Warmongering" - a term used by people who are embarrassed and ashamed of their country and believe the only way for them to stop being embarrassed and ashamed of the United States is for it to be rendered in a country that is as weak and whiny as possible. (If this means another country like China becoming the world hegemon, they do not care. So be it.)

Sorry. The country needs to be defended.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 15, 2020 08:37 PM (3DJkT)

You either know what I'm talking about by warmongering or you don't.
Posted by: ... at October 15, 2020 09:11 PM (Hp6JJ)

ellipsis is correct.

And any of that sh!t, when necessary, and sometimes it is, can be handled from a silo.

Like what W did NOT do to the 3 most special-est sites in Saudi Arabia on 9/11. One of them being the palace.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (BRkq2)

162 Oh, I forgot, the last line of the ONT should be "pay him for the pizza"

Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (JXT9B)

163 Shrink? I wanna kill. I mean, I wanna KILL.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

164 and the FBI took a pass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (oVJmc)
--------
All their manpower is currently devoted to the NASCAR noose.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)


What is a bureaucracy without priorities?

Posted by: AG Barrf at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (2C38g)

165 ICP?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

Insane Clown Posse. A "band."

Its better not to search. Just know if you see the running clown with a knife sticker on a car the driver is almost certainly a certified whack job.
Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Ojki1)


I do kinda feel sorry for more recent "bands" that seem to exist with the express purpose of shocking.

I mean, it's gotta be a lot harder to do that these days. If you want to be shocking on stage in 2020, what do you do, not wear a mask? Have a girlfriend? Dress in gender appropriate clothing?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:29 PM (hku12)

166 Mars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

Having Mars in the night sky comforts me. Mars knows the deal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)

167 Caution: they may make your USB port greasy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)


Amongst other things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (GV8+D)

168 156 qdpsteve,
My days of an iron proof stomach eating greasy food is over but thanks for the offer.

I can send you some turkey chili that I made from scratch though--the beans might get stuck in the USB port though. Came out pretty fair with today's ingredients.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (OLiBJ)

169 141 LCD, are you renting a car?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:24 PM (/I1RL)

No, but Ben Had said she is going to pick me up at the airport. I'm staying at some no-tell motel fairly close by - Comfort Inn - (apparently hotel row, there are a lot of them concentrated in a few blocks) and figure I can catch a ride with someone else, or an Uber.

Unless you and hubby are, in which case I would be happy to share costs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

170 Insane Clown Posse couldn't hold a candle to Insane Flaming Clown Boners Posse.

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (l3+k2)

171 90 ICP?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

Insane Clown Posse. With fans known as Juggalos.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (/I1RL)


Oh. I believe I have never heard a single note from them.

Don't think I'm missing anything.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)

You'd be correct.

Even Vince McMahon figured out they weren't worth the trouble of having around in less then 3 months. And that guy will employee just about anyone who will bring eyeballs in.

I met a fan who later had their cult cut off her finger to so one of them could eat it. He was arrested with it in his freezer iirc.

Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (Ojki1)

172 MSNBC has a full video expose on why ONE voter changed his mind from Trump to Biden.

I'd bet Trump turned a bunch his way.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (+ya+t)

173 That fireplace tool is a Blo-Poke..I think.



https://youtu.be/Y7XMU5O1xyg

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at October 15, 2020 09:16 PM (Nig2g)

Looks like a Victorian period one hitter. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (9Om/r)

174 I do kinda feel sorry for more recent "bands" that seem to exist with the express purpose of shocking.

---------

I miss the days of dignified artists like Alice Cooper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (wPVhA)

175 Like what W did NOT do to the 3 most special-est sites in Saudi Arabia on 9/11. One of them being the palace.
Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (BRkq2)


I knew on 12SEP2001 that we were effed by the globalists because there was nothing glowing/cooling in the entire ME!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (2C38g)

176 Jack Posobiec tweets: "Guthrie comes across as a lunatic here" with QAnon clip.


I didn't watch, but that clip-- geez, she sounds like a shrieking harpy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

177 I read a book by a woman that got a heart transplant. She started having memories of a different life. She tracked down the donor's family and learned they were true stories of the donors life. And she talked to others with heart transplants. They had odd memories too but most repressed them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (YynYJ)

178 Why am I getting so many emails from the Democrats? It's almost as many as from the Republicans, where I have donated to some 25 candidates since the start of the year. Perhaps they are not doing so well as their media make it sound?
Posted by: Roland Hirsch


I made the mistake of sending some email criticizing Biden about something to Biden or his campaign several months ago. My email address is on their list. Once you're on their list, you don't get off. They're worse than advertising spam. Much worse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (+lVUW)

179 LeftCoast Dawg

I will be the one picking you up. I sent an email n the coordination. Maybe in the spam trap.

I'll send it again tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

180 Laura Ingraham is on fire tonight about the Biden bribes and hypocrisy in the media

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

181 whig, surprise me! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

182
Maybe Your Third Husband Can Use It - a limerick

A lachrymose fellow named Bart
Who swore "until death do us part"
Then ended his life
With a note to his wife
"I can't live with a secondhand heart!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (m45I2)

183 Pay for the pizza.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (HaL55)

184 Return to Me is one of my favorite chick movies.

Minnie Driver and Dave Duchovny . She got his wife's heart and they met later and started dating without knowing .

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

185 I like that T shirt. Pretty funny! I've never heard any "music" from ICP and that's fine by me.

The drummer was hilarious. Weird costume. Japan, right? No surprise.

Never saw that A-Ha video before. LOL Too funny!

Is the Rod Of Mystery a candle lighter or gas lamp lighter of some sort?

Posted by: turambar at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (Gylu/)

186 >>> 156
Hey everybody. I bought too many tacos at Jack In The Box tonight. Anyone want me
to send them one? Caution: they may make your USB port greasy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)


That would be a call back to a previous ONT: "y'all need to get out a here cuz I'm fixen to blow it up"

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (l6b3d)

187 Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (m45I2)

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Capital, old man. Well done.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (wPVhA)

188 I'm watching this Irish People Try thing on YT. They're trying hamburgers.
One of them said Americans are known for monster trucks, hamburgers and freedom.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (lgiXo)

189
My 7 year old van tabs were nearly $300,

Just paid $ 138 for my 1993 GMC Sierra PU .

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (hlclh)

190 I miss the days of dignified artists like Alice Cooper.
Posted by: Cicero

That made me laugh so hard. Ah, I miss the days of innocence.

Posted by: Infidel at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (7N5l4)

191 134 Ladyl

Four guys with cameras just told me wardrobe advice for you is boots and a short denim skirt. They emphasized, "Don't ever mess with success."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)


{{{Salty Dog}}}

Lol!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

192 Having Mars in the night sky comforts me. Mars knows the deal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)


Get your ass to Mars

Posted by: Quaid at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (3vIkC)

193 Morons. I are going to meet some of you next weekend. This is exciting.

Posted by: Gingy at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (JXT9B)

194 Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)


Water, fire, air, and dirt/Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

https://tinyurl.com/y2mys8pz
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 15, 2020 09:25 PM (jK8Z7)


I shall not be following that link.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (hku12)

195 Return to Me is one of my favorite chick movies.

I loved that movie. Corny as hell but I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (nxdel)

196 Oh, I forgot, the last line of the ONT should be "pay him for the pizza"

Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (JXT9B)


Just The Punchline Dave.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (Z4rgH)

197 122 I need to contact you early next week for wardrobe advice.

Wardrobe advice? It's jeans and tshirts... right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (nxdel)


I sure hope so!

I'm so stressed right now I can't think what else to wear!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (TdMsT)

198 Alice Cooper Band had a great run of 4 albums or so.Recent shows have been really great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (+fTAB)

199 I saw something about the FBI fellow who signed the papers the FBI used to confiscate the laptop as being a top expert in child porn. Never thought that through till now.

Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (Cfk8j)

200 I knew a cardiologist who took his own life with a bullet to the brain. I also knew a brain surgeon who took his own life with a shotgun blast to the chest.

I always found that combination to be, I don't know, ironic? Odd choice of where to shoot, given their respective specialties.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (m45I2)

201
I mean, it's gotta be a lot harder to do that these days. If you want to be shocking on stage in 2020, what do you do, not wear a mask? Have a girlfriend? Dress in gender appropriate clothing?
Posted by: BurtTC


You have to be really neat!

https://youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

202 LCD
I saw that as well. I knew the fix was in from the start.
They hate Eyeman, I find him something of a tool.
One of the courts, "Reasons", was that the title was unconstitutional.
Yeah. Who wrote the initiative title?
The state AG's office.
And all of these rat bastards are running unopposed for re-election.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (d9Irc)

203 Did someone say ICP? Reminds me of the one really good concept to come out of Funny or Die, the Juggalo News Network...

https://youtu.be/MR4bNe5ztjA

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (H3MF8)

204 45 Alter candle lighter
Posted by: Steve Scuzbag at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (b7QVg)

This answer gets my vote!

Posted by: browndog at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (BgMrQ)

205 Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

Note to Ladyl: you can buy authentic boots in Corsicana if you don't have any!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (2C38g)

206 193 Morons. I are going to meet some of you next weekend. This is exciting.
Posted by: Gingy at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (JXT9B)


Gingy!!!

It will be so fun!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

207 +1000, Muldoon!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (OssQ4)

208 Hey whig, I got your turkey chili already. You're fast! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

209 205 Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

Note to Ladyl: you can buy authentic boots in Corsicana if you don't have any!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (2C38g)


If I buy any more boots I'm going to have to move into a bigger house!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

210 206 193 Morons. I are going to meet some of you next weekend. This is exciting.
Posted by: Gingy at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (JXT9B)


Gingy!!!

It will be so fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

Hooboy...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

211 Ladyl.. just some jeans, a few tshirts, maybe leggings. Depends on the weather I guess. I'll bring a hoodie in case. The first night there last year it got pretty chilly. Next day was gorgeous. I hope we are lucky again this year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)

212 {{{Insom}}}

Dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

213 It's not a blo-poke, the hole doesn't go all the way through. And I get people saying it's something used to light a fire, but how? The one end is solid.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (JXT9B)

214 I did not know it was possible to laugh so hard at people jogging, but I'm crying now! Thanks, WeirdDave!

Posted by: pookysgirl, still giggling at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (XKZwp)

215 I totally want that shirt. Take my money!

Posted by: Max Entropy at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (ur/Uv)

216 181 heh.

Basically my trick to decent turkey chili is to use ground turkey sausage and cook it with seasoning first before putting it in the slow cooker.

Cooking it on the stove top keeps it from being rubbery and losing all flavor. Bit by bit, I add in a lot of the ingredients such as fresh sweet onions, whatever peppers that I have on hand, today was jalapenos and sweet banana peppers. Sometimes I add colored bell peppers.

Meanwhile the beans and and a tomato base are cooking in the slow cooker. Takes about 3-5 hours but between my wife and I, we eat chili one night, chili dogs (either pork or turkey) another, and then chili cheese nachos for another meal.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (OLiBJ)

217 Hello Hooray is how you open an album.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (UpI0k)

218 nerdygirl: Thank you for the added point. I am happy that the Democrats are spending money to send me 1500+ emails a month (and this month probably more than 2500).

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (oMkPq)

219 Both excellent mangas, by the way. Hey, Anna Puma, are you here right now? I know you like City Hunter, because you have taste. Have you checked out Angel Heart?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (H3MF

City Hunter is fantastic. Since it got licensed for Blu ray I am hoping Angel Heart is next.

I'm also nerd enough to still have most of the Manga magazine volumes of Raijin, which was amazing and well ahead of its time.

Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (Ojki1)

220 Is Hamberger Friend's first name Kamala?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (2RBkF)

221 Gingy!!!

It will be so fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

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That's what they said about crossing the Atlantic on the Hindenburg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (wPVhA)

222 Return to Me is one of my favorite chick movies.

Minnie Driver and Dave Duchovny . She got his wife's heart and they met later and started dating without knowing .
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

Me too. Carroll O'Connor Eddie Jones and Robert Loggia as the old men.

Plus I love Bonnie Hunt. She and Jim Belushi were friggin' awesome as the married couple who could not keep it in their respective pants. Thus the numerous kids.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (x8Wzq)

223 What is WA doing with all that license money? I know your roads have to be way better than my state.

Posted by: clutch at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (9UmRs)

224 Led Zeppelin? Come on, man. Even my grandmother knows that's GWAR and she's dead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (HaL55)

225 199 I saw something about the FBI fellow who signed the papers the FBI used to confiscate the laptop as being a top expert in child porn. Never thought that through till now.
Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (Cfk8j)


I saw that too, but I just figured it was because the agent with the most experience going through a computer's hard drive would be, unfortunately, the CP guy, so when the call came to go pick up a computer, he got the nod.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (jK8Z7)

226 Be shocking on stage? Read a Bible verse. That will make the twerking teens spew green pea soup.

Posted by: Mookie at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (3vIkC)

227 116 I need to contact you early next week for wardrobe advice.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

Ha, I was actually going to ask you, since you've gone before!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:20 PM (/I1RL)


Huh.

Jim SND and I have been conversing here about ammo and bourbon.

I just assumed both of us would be wearing pants to the TXMoMe.

Oh, and Jim, the ammo went out yesterday and should arrive at Ben's with a couple of extra days to spare.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

228 Gingy
You have met NoVA Morons, the Tx Morons are the same, except turned up to 11!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 15, 2020 09:38 PM (2C38g)

229 It's a blowhole poke, aka, a harpoon. Arrr.

Posted by: Capt Ahab at October 15, 2020 09:38 PM (l3+k2)

230 I do kinda feel sorry for more recent "bands" that seem to exist with the express purpose of shocking.

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I miss the days of dignified artists like Alice Cooper.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (wPVhA)


Everything is cyclical of course, and who knows what the future holds, but for going on 30 years, it's been true to say if you are a yoot, your parents (and in a lot of cases, grandparents) were a LOT cooler and more edgy than you.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:38 PM (hku12)

231 224
Led Zeppelin? Come on, man. Even my grandmother knows that's GWAR and she's dead.


GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!!! heh heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Mookie at October 15, 2020 09:38 PM (3vIkC)

232 DAMMIT CICERO

Posted by: Gingy at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (JXT9B)

233 Basically my trick to decent turkey chili is to use ground turkey sausage and cook it with seasoning first before putting it in the slow cooker.

Cooking it on the stove top keeps it from being rubbery and losing all flavor. Bit by bit, I add in a lot of the ingredients such as fresh sweet onions, whatever peppers that I have on hand, today was jalapenos and sweet banana peppers. Sometimes I add colored bell peppers.

Meanwhile the beans and and a tomato base are cooking in the slow cooker. Takes about 3-5 hours but between my wife and I, we eat chili one night, chili dogs (either pork or turkey) another, and then chili cheese nachos for another meal.
Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (OLiBJ)



I don't see carrots listed on there, although you left it open for the possibility.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (jK8Z7)

234 211 Ladyl.. just some jeans, a few tshirts, maybe leggings. Depends on the weather I guess. I'll bring a hoodie in case. The first night there last year it got pretty chilly. Next day was gorgeous. I hope we are lucky again this year.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)


I'm thinking along those same lines.

I might bring a skirt, too. Lol.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (TdMsT)

235
Dogs put up for the evening, water buckets cleaned and refilled, food buckets replenished, medicine given to Peanut and Dutchess. Everyone's happy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (mht8P)

236 219 Both excellent mangas, by the way. Hey, Anna Puma, are you here right now? I know you like City Hunter, because you have taste. Have you checked out Angel Heart?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (H3MF

City Hunter is fantastic. Since it got licensed for Blu ray I am hoping Angel Heart is next.

I'm also nerd enough to still have most of the Manga magazine volumes of Raijin, which was amazing and well ahead of its time.
Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (Ojki1)

Is there an Angel Heart anime? I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for that!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (H3MF8)

237 Does the GOP have a goal? Supposed they get what they want, and shove Biden into the White House. As several here have mentioned, the Democrats will then make a Republican presidency impossible in the future.

And if that's the case, the GOP has no further function. China stops paying them. The lefty billionaires stop paying them. The attacks from the Media go into ultra-hostile until they're (at best) forced from office.

Is this the future they want for themselves?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (l9m7l)

238 I guess I'm the only one that doesn't get that Aha jogging vid ?

Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (adC0H)

239 NaCly Dog:

I believe you are picking me up at the airport for the TxMoMe. Did you send an email? I have not seen it.

Thank you.


Posted by: Iris at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (6lKe4)

240
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (G51Gf)

241 Rofl!!

Kayleigh is reporting that while NBC Townhall was on commercial breaks, the crowd was chanting and cheering for Trump!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (GV8+D)

242 My 7 year old van tabs were nearly $300,

Just paid $ 138 for my 1993 GMC Sierra PU .

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (hlclh)


Dang, y'all -- I just got the reminder notice for my '08 Grand Marquis...

Under $35.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (Z4rgH)

243 I read once that Kiss is the World's Most Successful Garage Band.
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I'm impressed those guys are pushing 70 yo, still strapping up in all that gear and putting on a show for 2 hours.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (WQZ1O)

244 Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her......and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?

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Guns are bad.
Posted by: Leftists at October 15, 2020 09:04 PM (Ojki1)

Link wouldn't open for me. My guess? She was a castrating beeyotch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (V4yDy)

245 I'm thinking along those same lines.

I might bring a skirt, too. Lol.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (TdMsT)

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How short?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (wPVhA)

246

Here are some acolyte candle lighters.

https://tinyurl.com/y4kdzjff

There's a little knob near the handle which is used to advance wick out of the top. The bell thing is to snuff out the candle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (63Dwl)

247 I didn't watch, but that clip-- geez, she sounds like a shrieking harpy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

You caught the flavor of the entire thing, she was a disaster. Very unpleasant demeanor.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (5FCda)

248 Be shocking on stage? Read a Bible verse. That will make the twerking teens spew green pea soup.
Posted by: Mookie at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (3vIkC)

Stryper !!!

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

249
That's what they said about crossing the Atlantic on the Hindenburg.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (wPVhA)


I laughed like a hyena at this.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

250 I might bring a skirt, too. Lol.

And boots! Salty will be disappointed if you dont wear boots with that skirt.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (nxdel)

251 Iris

I will resend it. Now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

252 I mean, it's gotta be a lot harder to do that these days. If you want to be shocking on stage in 2020, what do you do, not wear a mask? Have a girlfriend? Dress in gender appropriate clothing?
Posted by: BurtTC

You have to be really neat!

https://youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl)


Heh, I ain't opening that link either.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (hku12)

253 Gunny R Lee Ermby would go apeshit with those Marines.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (axyOa)

254 I would guess that long thing found in with the fireplace poker maybe, could be a pole used to light gas street lamps back in Jack the Ripper days (Victorian). Just spitballin here.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (cCxiu)

Concur. Or overhead interior gas lamps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (V4yDy)

255
What is WA doing with all that license money? I know your roads have to be way better than my state.

Posted by: clutch



We'll have to have a chat about "road" funds. (hint, there aren't any.)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (2ygtH)

256 MSNBC has a full video expose on why ONE voter changed his mind from Trump to Biden.

Which is going to do them a lot of good because SO MANY Trump voters watch MSNBC. LOL

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (+lVUW)

257 >>> https://youtu.be/MR4bNe5ztjA Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (H3MF


Today's nerdy interesting fact: The font in the lower news chyron in that video is the Diablo game font.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (l6b3d)

258 I assume a "tab" is another term for license plate?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

259 212 {{{Insom}}}

Dahlin.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

*deep breath*
*slow exhale*
Whew. Damn social anxiety.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

260 I feel so strong.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (+fTAB)

261 248 Saw them a few times in Richmond. They would throw tracts and Bibles out into the crowd. Good times!

Posted by: turambar at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (Gylu/)

262 I read once that Kiss is the World's Most Successful Garage Band.
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I'm impressed those guys are pushing 70 yo, still strapping up in all that gear and putting on a show for 2 hours.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (WQZ1O)

Meanwhile, Ace Frehley is still creating actual music.

Gene and Paul suck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

263 >>Dang, y'all -- I just got the reminder notice for my '08 Grand Marquis...


I think my 00 3/4 ton costs me $65 a year, maybe?

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (IEu+J)

264 257 >>> https://youtu.be/MR4bNe5ztjA Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:35 PM (H3MF


Today's nerdy interesting fact: The font in the lower news chyron in that video is the Diablo game font.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (l6b3d)

That is correct!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (H3MF8)

265 Today's nerdy interesting fact: The font in the lower news chyron in that video is the Diablo game font.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (l6b3d)

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Useful information like this is why I keep coming back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (wPVhA)

266
*deep breath*
*slow exhale*
Whew. Damn social anxiety.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)


Your giving it to me!

Aaarrrggg!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

267 I haven't gone to Insty yet. Has he posted the Althouse Wet Waffle take yet?

You know, "Trump was right on all the issues but Biden said the Coke machine in the cafeteria should have fruit juice too. And as a woman, I think it's important that children have healthy snack options."

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (aO8Gd)

268 That thing is used for blowing smoke up a Democrat candidate's ass, from a short distance. I'm guessing you got the set of fireplace tools secondhand from a media person?

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (dzDvd)

269 199 I saw something about the FBI fellow who signed the papers the FBI used to confiscate the laptop as being a top expert in child porn. Never thought that through till now.
Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (Cfk8j)

One wonders where the line between "Specializes" and "avid consumer" may lie. That's got to take a long time in ferreting out the difference before hiring one would think.

Posted by: Bete at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (Ojki1)

270 197 122 I need to contact you early next week for wardrobe advice.

Wardrobe advice? It's jeans and tshirts... right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2020 09:22 PM (nxdel)


I sure hope so!

I'm so stressed right now I can't think what else to wear!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (TdMsT)


(pssst - the cult robes, don't forget to bring your cult robes)

Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (AMIL/)

271 Gene and Paul suck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

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They're the Davey Jones and Mickey Dolenz of Kiss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

272 Jewells45

Nay. I'll be OK. She should wear comfortable shoes.

Boots are not needed for snakebite protection, because all the snakes will get out of Dodge early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

273 Your giving it to me!

Aaarrrggg!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

Phrasing...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

274 Friends are only friends based on what you can give to them next. Or what advantage they can extract from you.


But Hamberger friend? That's commitment.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (3P/5p)

275
I haven't gone to Insty yet. Has he posted the Althouse Wet Waffle take yet?


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No, but Driscoll linked Treacher. Again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (mht8P)

276 Kayleigh is reporting that while NBC Townhall was on commercial breaks, the crowd was chanting and cheering for Trump!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (GV8+D)

Someone must have a recording

Posted by: ... at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (Hp6JJ)

277 The heart transplant suicide story is 12 years old.

I'm thinking the wife was cheating on him. He was 69 and she was 39.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

278 188
I'm watching this Irish People Try thing on YT. They're trying hamburgers.

One of them said Americans are known for monster trucks, hamburgers and freedom.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (lgiXo)

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The TRY Channel is incredibly entertaining, and a couple of the ladies are incredibly hot, but they sink into PC lefty bullshit pretty regularly. Still worth watching, though. Search for the one where they try the Krispy Kreme donuts.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (+3rQF)

279 Biden's 1993 crime bill speech is up at Gateway Pundit. They call it "racist." I call it laudable, refreshingly blunt and to-the-point. I wish we had leaders today who share the same tough-on-crime views that were popular in both parties in 1993. Don't worry, I'll be voting Trump and Republicans in November, but they aren't nearly harsh enough on violent criminals IMHO.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (qpX6U)

280
Nay. I'll be OK. She should wear comfortable shoes.

Boots are not needed for snakebite protection, because all the snakes will get out of Dodge early.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (u82oZ)


Stop. Right. There.

What snakes?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

281 40+ Weird Things Whose Purpose Was Unknown Until the Internet Came to the Rescue
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It's a lighter. Used to be not-uncommon. I've used one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (L47aO)

282 Thanks for the headsup on the tacos qdpsteve.

I rarely talk about cooking but I do it and the grocery shopping and I hate baking pretty much so I buy that stuff because I lack the patience to roll out pie crust, knead bread dough the right way, and so on. I can do it, but I dislike doing so and not a big sweet eater anyway.

I don't talk much about it because I use a recipe as a starting point and generally substitute whatever I have fresh or stocked and season to taste, not per unit. And my tastes are changeable as I had a special open shelf designed just to store my spices in our kitchen. I also have several book shelves dedicated to cookbooks that I use as a starting point.

I also cheat and use some stuff commercially prepared, canned goods on occasion, and frozen prepped veggies, etc. with changes in seasoning and the ways that I cook them. One of these days, I am going to experiment a bit with sous vide.

Fortunately, my wife likes my cooking.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (OLiBJ)

283 Doc, you're not gonna believe how this blow poke got up my ass...

Posted by: Santa at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (l3+k2)

284
I had my nose in my work all day. I have the feeling I missed some smoking guns about Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (G51Gf)

285 272 Hiring St. Patrick, are you?


275 He is insufferable. Driscoll is just awful. What a hack.

Posted by: turambar at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Gylu/)

286 One of the downsides of heart transplant as a long-term solution for major cardiac birth defects (i.e. neonatal transplant) is that even with the best anti-rejection therapy, the transplanted heart tends to develop severe coronary artery disease and eventually fail, usually within 20 years. I've known a number of teenagers who either committed suicide, died of heart failure or required a second heart transplant by age 20.

Different story than giving a new heart to a 65 hear old who wants to live long enough to see their grandkids graduate college.

Getting a heart transplant does not cure the underlying problem. It merely exchanges one chronic condition for another. (i.e. lifelong commitment to anti-rejection medications)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (m45I2)

287 LeftCoast Dawg

Resent the shuttle coordination email to the email address given to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

288 That's f*cking hilarious.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (KAi1n)

289
Phrasing...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)


Oops.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (TdMsT)

290 I saw something about the FBI fellow who signed the papers the FBI used to confiscate the laptop as being a top expert in child porn. Never thought that through till now.

It's getting fun out in the real-news world. I'm not sure I have enough popcorn.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (SwCv8)

291 I'm thinking the wife was cheating on him. He was 69 and she was 39.

100 bucks says she remarried.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (3P/5p)

292 My husband amazed me tonight by telling me he is not getting the flu shot this year. He gets one every year no matter what. I never get one and it's a constant source of annoyance for him. I have told him every year that he doesn't know what's in the shot. This weird year he has read enough stories of micro chips and Fauci, and Gates and that weird conference last year before Covid hit that he is really finally questioning what the f*^k the medical community is doing to society. He is pissed that his family is scared to go outside because medical people have told them they are going to die. He now trusts no one.

Posted by: megthered at October 15, 2020 09:47 PM (SM/op)

293 291 I'm thinking the wife was cheating on him. He was 69 and she was 39.

100 bucks says she remarried.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (3P/5p)

And suspiciously quickly

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

294 That's what they said about crossing the Atlantic on the Hinde

99% of the flight was uneventful with amazing views of the scenery.

Posted by: MSM at October 15, 2020 09:47 PM (Ojki1)

295 Greetings:

The Alter [sic] candle lighters that I used back in the Bronx of the '50s had a taper tube for lightings on one side and a bell-shaped snuffer on the other.

We spelled them Altar.

I also had serious paten skills and reasonably good Latin.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 09:47 PM (evgyj)

296 Dogs put up for the evening, water buckets cleaned and refilled, food buckets replenished, medicine given to Peanut and Dutchess. Everyone's happy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2020 09:39 PM (mht8P)

Happy dogs, happy life! Good to hear.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (5FCda)

297 Anyone have any idea.



If no one else has already answered, it is a candle lighter. Uses a coated waxy candle wick.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (VcFUs)

298 Ladyl

My Mom grew up close by where Ben Had's place is. She killed a lot of water moccasins as a youth. But no worries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

299
(pssst - the cult robes, don't forget to bring your cult robes)
Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (AMIL/)


I'm bringing a cauldron, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

300 NaCly: Thank you! I'm so embarassed - it was in the spam folder. But found them both!!

Thank you!

Posted by: Iris at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (6lKe4)

301 It's getting fun out in the real-news world. I'm not sure I have enough popcorn.
Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (SwCv

---------

Trump just signed an EO opening up the National Strategic Popcorn Reserve.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (wPVhA)

302 One thing's for sure, I'm not wearing a denim skirt at the MoMe.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

303 233 Caesar, if the particular batch is a bit too tart or sour, adding some canned carrots with the juice can help even the taste out.l

So yes, I do add diced carrots on occasion. One of those little Libby plastic packs is usually enough. Occasionally, I will use fingerling carrots if I have some around for salads that I will cut up and use.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (OLiBJ)

304 223 What is WA doing with all that license money? I know your roads have to be way better than my state.
Posted by: clutch at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (9UmRs)


They are expanding the Light Rail tracks and trains south of SeaTac airport, and north of downtown to Northgate and then Lynnwood. And, over the floating bridge to the Eastside, Bellevue and Redmond. That's about another 20 miles north of downtown, another 7 or 8 miles south (to Federal Way) and maybe 9 miles over Lake Washington to the Eastside.


It is over $6 billion and counting in taxes. Before this last round of voting last year, a local radio talk jock reported years ago that every ride taken and the train is full (only time that happens is during rush hour) for the next 40 years, is subsidized by over $600 per passenger, per ride. The ticket is $3.

WA's Democrats have jacked around the annual transportation budget, for the entire state, to spend at a 53% shared transit (buses, light rail, heavy rail) vs. 47% for the entire road budget, new construction and repair construction, combined.

That was a few years ago, before the last vote that increased the taxing by over $2 billion. I think it is even more dramatic a split now.

And once again, I cannot continue with my comments, as it could be held against me in a court of law.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

305 298 Ladyl

My Mom grew up close by where Ben Had's place is. She killed a lot of water moccasins as a youth. But no worries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)


OMG

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

306 In the "weird crime" category, someone stole a lemur from the San Francisco Zoo.
It is of advanced years and needs care, which, the thief is unlikely to provide.

https://nextdoor.com/news_feed/?post=164526220&comment=481670885

Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (w7KSn)

307 Jack Posobiec tweets: "Guthrie comes across as a lunatic here" with QAnon clip.




That's being kind to her. PDT handled that very well IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 09:49 PM (HaL55)

308 Gunny R Lee Ermy would go apeshit with those Marines.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (axyOa)

One of my childhood friends became a Marine, and he showed my Dad (Marine) some pics of jarheads snuggling teddy bears.

Were my Mom not in the room at the time, I think he would have let fly, but all he said was "the Marines I knew did not have teddy bears."

I was a little bit ascared. His calm tone was unnerving. I sincerely believe he was offended. My Dad is very easygoing as a rule. And this was in the 1990s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

309
I saw something about the FBI fellow who signed the papers the FBI used to confiscate the laptop as being a top expert in child porn.

Hell of an expertise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

310 302 One thing's for sure, I'm not wearing a denim skirt at the MoMe.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

--------

If you change your mind, please don't go commando.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:50 PM (wPVhA)

311 I did vip Alice Cooper last time here. Got a photo with my head in the guillotine and a photo with FrankenAlice. Good times.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 09:50 PM (UpI0k)

312 Evening Horde! Now for the content!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 09:50 PM (rt0xh)

313 "In the "weird crime" category, someone stole a lemur from the San Francisco Zoo."

You have idea how hard get pangolin this country??

Posted by: Wuhanese Immigrant at October 15, 2020 09:51 PM (l3+k2)

314 216,

I also should have mentioned, if you can obtain turkey italian ground sausage, it actually helps the turkey chili flavor a bit. Oregano in the Italian sausage is a bit peppery which is good for chili.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:51 PM (OLiBJ)

315 For those that missed it earlier, I am calling Florida for Trump.

He will win the state by over 400K votes.

I've been waiting for some confirmation of trends from polling data and got that confirmation this afternoon. Trump is up in key areas of the state, specifically the Atlantic coast and Miami-Dade, well over his margins in 2016.

Baring something crazy happening in the last 2 weeks, Trump will win Florida.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 09:51 PM (5p7BC)

316 In response to Samantha's question about QAnon, Trump could have said "No, that's crazy...surely not ALL Democrats are pedophiles run by the deep state..."

Posted by: FriscoJim at October 15, 2020 09:51 PM (+56GQ)

317 One of these days I am gonna buy an Alice Cooper's Nightmare Castle Pinball Machine.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 09:51 PM (IEu+J)

318 Worst heart transplant story is a murdering scum being released early because of his heart condition and then somehow jumping to the top of the list for a transplant and then skipping his probation and fled the country. I think it was a NYC criminal case and with the transplant in Philly. The criminal judge should have been killed and forced to donate his heart .

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (2DOZq)

319 40 John Bonham > Peter Criss
Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2020 09:08 PM (786Ro)

John Paul Jones > Gene Simmons...a stretch I know...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (rt0xh)

320
How short?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:40 PM (wPVhA)


Probably too short for my advanced age.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

321 Commissioner, I got back from the dentist a little
while ago, and the quote was nearly 4 grand. So, allow me this little
victory.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)



Mr Jordan61 had to have oral surgery a couple of months ago. Even with double insurance it cost us almost $2k.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:05 PM (/I1RL)



(Jump to top of page)



Nice of you 2 to try and cheer me up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2020 09:07 PM (85Gof)

Well then, allow me to contribute as well! My crap dental insurance will cover $578 of $4178. I wish it could go you to, NGU

Posted by: Miley Lives Matter at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (rCwaK)

322 In the "weird crime" category, someone stole a lemur from the San Francisco Zoo.

It is of advanced years and needs care, which, the thief is unlikely to provide.

---

Spoiler: Tasty varmint.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (kOpft)

323 295 Greetings:

The Alter [sic] candle lighters that I used back in the Bronx of the '50s had a taper tube for lightings on one side and a bell-shaped snuffer on the other.

We spelled them Altar.

I also had serious paten skills and reasonably good Latin.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 09:47 PM (evgyj)

----------------------------

Yeah, but how were you with a censer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)

324 ICP ain't nothin'. While, in the main, it's what most of you think, it's also not what you might think. OTOH, be glad it's not GWAR.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (KAi1n)

325 Laura Ingraham is on fire tonight about the Biden bribes and hypocrisy in the media

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:32 PM (Ed8Zd)


I don't like Mondays.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (2N7oZ)

326 John Paul Jones was the most talented member of Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

327 "to you" - not "you to"! This touch pad fucks up my text sometimes - moves shit around. I blame the Chinese.

Posted by: Miley Lives Matter at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (rCwaK)

328 324 ICP ain't nothin'. While, in the main, it's what most of you think, it's also not what you might think. OTOH, be glad it's not GWAR.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (KAi1n)

Sexcuse me!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

329 Probably too short for my advanced age.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

---------

29 isn't that old if you take care of yourself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (wPVhA)

330 Baring something crazy happening in the last 2 weeks, Trump will win Florida.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Trump has won the coveted Florida Man demographic.

Posted by: Miklos, more or less here at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

331 I used to jog the same indoor track with Alice Cooper. Really nice guy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

332 315 Dave in Fla,
When you nail the prediction on Nov. 3rd, please don't go all weird on us and become the second iteration of you know who and sell out to Buzzfeed.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (OLiBJ)

333 Another win for Trump in the courts.

Iowa Supreme Court slaps down Democrat attempt to justify sending pre-filled absentee ballots out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (GV8+D)

334 I assume a "tab" is another term for license plate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15,

Registration tab. Renewed annually on the date the car was registered in your name. Goes on the rear license plate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hlclh)

335 From Adam Housely's twitter (not that I had any doubts);

From an insider not politically connected: The emails in the NY Post story have been verified they're sold. The Vadym Pozharskyi email address ahas historical data dating back to 2014. Furthermore, it is registered to the address of Burisma.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

336
29 isn't that old if you take care of yourself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (wPVhA)


Thank you, dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

337

I found something quite similar to WD's brass fire lighter...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y68lf7wf


(With instructions!)

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (ZbBR3)

338 Greetings:

Widow women came from miles around to see my thurifer routine and my ding-a-ling bells left them in 7th heaven.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (evgyj)

339 179 LeftCoast Dawg

I will be the one picking you up. I sent an email n the coordination. Maybe in the spam trap.

I'll send it again tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks!

I'll check my email.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (sy5kK)

340 Unless you and hubby are, in which case I would be happy to share costs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds like you are all set for a ride, but we're renting a car and we'll be on the same flight, so we're happy to take you and save Salty or Ben Had a trip.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (/I1RL)

341 29 isn't that old if you take care of yourself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (wPVhA)


Thank you, dahlin.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)

342 I also had serious paten skills and reasonably good Latin.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 09:47 PM (evgyj)

----------------------------

Yeah, but how were you with a censer?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)

Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant. Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts, people quietly speak to each other in vespers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)

343 Oh, we're on Central time?

Posted by: Miley Lives Matter at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (rCwaK)

344 Doc, you're not gonna believe how this blow poke got up my ass...
Posted by: Santa


"I was hanging out with Hunter Biden, see, and..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

345 "In the "weird crime" category, someone stole a lemur from the San Francisco Zoo."


***********

If he made his getaway by 'legging' it in a foreign import car would he be...

...hightailing in his Beemer with a lemur femur!?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (m45I2)

346 Miklos, more or less here

*nods in approval *

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (hlclh)

347 331 I used to jog the same indoor track with Alice Cooper. Really nice guy.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

You play tennis, don't you?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

348 That fireplace tool is a Blo-Poke..I think.



https://youtu.be/Y7XMU5O1xyg

Posted by: Armchair Sinner
..........


By Jove! I think you have it, good man!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (CjFDo)

349 before it starts, people quietly speak to each other in vespers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

*******

I snorted!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:57 PM (m45I2)

350 Ace, cogs- story out of Chicago one of you should hit.

Sexual assault of a 7 year old streamed during virtual learning session.

https://tinyurl.com/y2hpu2o4

Posted by: fringe at October 15, 2020 09:57 PM (FPur3)

351 That QAnon thing was hysterical. He handled her perfectly.

She's a loon.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

352 The fireplace tool. Didn't the really old school pokers have a taper wick that was used to light candles (which were intermittent use) from the fire (which was continuously used in winter?)

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2020 09:57 PM (cI3Q7)

353 {{{Miley}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:57 PM (TdMsT)

354 Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant. Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts, people quietly speak to each other in vespers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)

--------

The cool kids took a nap so they'd be up for compline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:57 PM (wPVhA)

355 When you nail the prediction on Nov. 3rd, please don't go all weird on us and become the second iteration of you know who and sell out to Buzzfeed.
Posted by: whig
-----------
LOL, on Nov 4th I expect to return to lurker status and be forgotten until sometime in 2024 when JJ says, "Hey, whatever happened to that guy Dave from Florida?"


Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 09:58 PM (5p7BC)

356 For those that missed it earlier, I am calling Florida for Trump.

He will win the state by over 400K votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 09:51 PM (5p7BC)

Appreciate all your informative posts, thanks!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 09:58 PM (5FCda)

357
The TRY Channel is incredibly entertaining, and a couple of the ladies are incredibly hot, but they sink into PC lefty bullshit pretty regularly. Still worth watching, though. Search for the one where they try the Krispy Kreme donuts.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 09:45 PM (+3rQF)

Yeah they do go PC lefty quite a bit but I find them entertaining. There's a lady named Ciara who can drinking 150 proof alcohol without the slightest change in expression. I laugh watching that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 15, 2020 09:58 PM (lgiXo)

358 Is the 'Led Zepplin' shirt like the meme where it has Patrick Stewart and the quote:

'Use the Force, Harry'
-Gandalf

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2020 09:58 PM (cI3Q7)

359 I've been waiting for some confirmation of trends from polling data and
got that confirmation this afternoon. Trump is up in key areas of the
state, specifically the Atlantic coast and Miami-Dade, well over his
margins in 2016.


Any news about the I-4 Corridor, Dave? in '016, PDT won my county and Her Heinous won Orange Co next door. That was the focus of a lot of local nooz, nachurly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)

360 ...hightailing in his Beemer with a lemur femur!?
Posted by: Muldoon


The lemur was in on it.

That was one eager lemur.

Posted by: Miklos, fulfilling obligations at October 15, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

361 271 Gene and Paul suck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:42 PM (x8Wzq)

---------

They're the Davey Jones and Mickey Dolenz of Kiss.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

I actually have a lot of respect for Paul Stanley. He has a birth defect, an ear that never actually formed.

When he first got to high school, he was a jock. But he soon found himself wanting to date and have girlfriends and stuff. Thus, he ditched sports so he could grow his hair out long (to cover up that malformed ear), and he started hanging out with the metalheads.

And that led to him meeting up with Gene and Ace and Peter, and forming their own band.

Paul knew what he really wanted out of life, and he changed himself in order to go for it. And, well, he got it! Good for him!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (H3MF8)

362 Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant. Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts, people quietly speak to each other in vespers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Deliver us from eagles.

Hooray for us sinners.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Rvt88)

363 I used to jog the same indoor track with Alice Cooper. Really nice guy.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

You play tennis, don't you?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

I do. Actually the track was in my tennis club where I taught.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (2DOZq)

364 For those asking. WA state sells you a license plate, actually two, front and back. Every year you have to buy a small adhesive tab stating the year it expires.
The funds are supposed to go for road repairs, maintenance and such.
Chronically underfunded because the state accepts low bids on projects and the contractor always, always, has to be funded for cost over runs. Change orders and generally shoddy work.
Since we don't have a state income tax, yet, the Dems keep trying. The money seems to be reallocated to other worthy uses. Like eternal useless projects for special interests.
It's corrupt top to bottom. As one expects in a single party state.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (d9Irc)

365 I will add to my prayers tonight one for Texas, that our government shuts down the rampant voter fraud going on in Harris County.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

366 There might be some truth to the theory that people don't start paying attention to the presidential race until October.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (GV8+D)

367 My 7 year old van tabs were nearly $300,

Just paid $ 138 for my 1993 GMC Sierra PU .
Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 09:33 PM (hlclh)

Guess I shouldn't complain. Here in Alberta, $240-odd for 3 vehicles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (V4yDy)

368 Hi y'all

Whig, I'm happy you like to cook and improvise and your wife enjoys your efforts. I love cooking for those I love.

Right now I have some cornbread in the oven. I'm going to let it set on the counter and get a little stale so I can make stuffing with it on Saturday. I got a couple of Cornish game hens for dinner with my oldest son on Saturday night. I'll stuff them and serve with a crisp salad and green beans from the neighbors.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

369 Ezrin was a great producer.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (UpI0k)

370 I did vip Alice Cooper last time here. Got a photo with my head in the guillotine and a photo with FrankenAlice. Good times.

First time I saw him he did the guillotine. Hot as shit out and at the end he blew feathers from pillows into the crowd and they stuck to everyone. Kind of a dick move.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (+ya+t)

371 Yeah, but how were you with a censer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)



Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant.
Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts,
people quietly speak to each other in vespers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
............
lol..
I always preferred being a part of the ceremony as an altar boy, rather than being out in the crowd listening to the various schoolgirl's heads thud on the pews as they passed out.. But that's just me..
The stations of the cross was always the worst of it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (CjFDo)

372 How many people here would pay money to see this pay-per-view event?:

Hunter Biden vs Donald Jr, boxing match, 6 rounds.

All money raised would go to the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

373 I just watched a thing about the world's strongest beer at almost 58 percent alcohol.
They get there by ice distillation.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (lgiXo)

374 "Baring something crazy happening in the last 2 weeks, Trump will win Florida."

Thank you, Dave in Fla!

And fack you, Michael Bloomberg and Jeb Bush who donated $100million to flip the state to Biden. You may have money, but you are still a couple of the stupidest fucks I have ever met in my life.

Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (w7KSn)

375
I mean, it's gotta be a lot harder to do that these days. If you want to
be shocking on stage in 2020, what do you do, not wear a mask? Have a
girlfriend? Dress in gender appropriate clothing?

Posted by: BurtTC


You have to be really neat!



The Correspondents

https://youtu.be/ABS-mlep5rY

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (WyVLE)

376 Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant.
Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts,
people quietly speak to each other in vespers.


Unless they have an expansion pipe exhaust. Then they're too loud to talk over unless you yell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)

377
I do. Actually the track was in my tennis club where I taught.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (2DOZq)


You're a tennis instructor?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

378 Deliver us from eagles.

Hooray for us sinners.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Rvt8

Our Father, Who art in Heaven

Howard be Thy name

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)

379 {{{Ladyl}}}

There is no way that is true. And there are those that can Testify!

Have a great night.

GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

380 You know, "Trump was right on all the issues but Biden said the Coke machine in the cafeteria should have fruit juice too. And as a woman, I think it's important that children have healthy snack options."
Posted by: RoyalOil


Can't grape or orange pop count as juice?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (+lVUW)

381 Cosmic, I would love to know if and/or how many screaming arguments Bob Ezrin had with Roger Waters, working on The Wall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

382 He does balloons now and pops them with a sword.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (UpI0k)

383
Good night, Hordians. With Her Majesty out of town, no need to wake up early. I may sleep in until 6:00!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (mht8P)

384

This happened:

Trump: "Are you listening? I condemn white supremacy."

Savannah Guthrie: "It feels sometimes you're hesitant to do so..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (JCrfD)

385 Can't grape or orange pop count as juice?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (+lVUW)

*small type*
Contains 1% Juice

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (cI3Q7)

386 378 Deliver us from eagles.

Hooray for us sinners.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Rvt8

Our Father, Who art in Heaven

Howard be Thy name
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man...

Posted by: Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (H3MF8)

387 Night Hadrian and NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (cI3Q7)

388 Howard be Thy name
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Why I oughtta

Posted by: Moe Howard, comedic Deity at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

389 382 He does balloons now and pops them with a sword.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (UpI0k)

---------

What's next, a bubble machine and a champagne lady?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:03 PM (wPVhA)

390
This happened:

Trump: "Are you listening? I condemn white supremacy."

Savannah Guthrie: "It feels sometimes you're hesitant to do so..."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (JCrfD)


If this doesn't sum up the media today, I don't know what does.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2020 10:03 PM (GV8+D)

391 Searching for antique brass lamp lighter shows a couple pictures that look identical to yours. The title on one was brass crescent lamp lighter. I searched gas crescent lamp, but came up empty. For lighting gas street lights, then? Does it look like a wick would go in the small tube?

Posted by: Simon Jester at October 15, 2020 10:03 PM (sDOqO)

392 379 {{{Ladyl}}}

There is no way that is true. And there are those that can Testify!

Have a great night.

GTG.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ


Good night, dear Salty Dog.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

393 Good night, Hordians. With Her Majesty out of town, no need to wake up early. I may sleep in until 6:00!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (mht8P)

Livin' the dream!

'Night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq)

394 ]Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

Can I get an "Amen!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 15, 2020 10:03 PM (2C38g)

395 This happened:



Trump: "Are you listening? I condemn white supremacy."



Savannah Guthrie: "It feels sometimes you're hesitant to do so..."

Posted by: Circa
........
This is the part that struck me the most.. I was ready to start screaming at the TV!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (CjFDo)

396 Immona head in too.

'Night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

397 For those that missed it earlier, I am calling Florida for Trump.

He will win the state by over 400K votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla


That's election interference!

Posted by: Xi NN at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (dYmWY)

398 ..Yeah, but how were you with a censer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)




Not as good as Twitter.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

399 Greetings:

Serving morning 6o'clock Mass in a snowy February morn wasn't no picnic.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (evgyj)

400 The lemur was in on it.

That was one eager lemur.
Posted by: Miklos,


*********


Quite the schemer.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (m45I2)

401 Any news about the I-4 Corridor, Dave? in '016, PDT won my county and Her Heinous won Orange Co next door. That was the focus of a lot of local nooz, nachurly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career
----------
Nothing really standing out in the data in the Orlando area, I think it will be pretty close to 2016. Hillsborough is trending slight toward Biden, maybe a few points. But it is more than made up for by massive gains for Trump in Miami-Dade.

If anything, my prediction right now is kind of cautious. Things could break massively toward Trump, but I don't see data supporting that.

That kind of massive shift would be due to a really huge shy-Trump vote. My 400K prediction is based on the current polling right now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (5p7BC)

402 And fack you, Michael Bloomberg and Jeb Bush who donated $100million to flip the state to Biden. You may have money, but you are still a couple of the stupidest fucks I have ever met in my life.
Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (w7KSn)

Thanks Dad. Another state I can't run. Couldn't you have hid it in a foundation or something.

Posted by: George P Bush at October 15, 2020 10:04 PM (Ojki1)

403
Whig, I'm happy you like to cook and improvise and your wife enjoys your efforts. I love cooking for those I love.

Right now I have some cornbread in the oven. I'm going to let it set on the counter and get a little stale so I can make stuffing with it on Saturday. I got a couple of Cornish game hens for dinner with my oldest son on Saturday night. I'll stuff them and serve with a crisp salad and green beans from the neighbors.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (U2p+3)


That sounds just wonderful.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

404 I found something quite similar to WD's brass fire lighter...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y68lf7wf


(With instructions!


That's exactly it! Thanks!

Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2020 10:05 PM (JXT9B)

405 275 He is insufferable. Driscoll is just awful. What a hack.

Posted by: turambar at October 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Gylu/)


He links to Ace more than any other non-HQ blogger that I know of. I'll give him a pass on his Treacher feature.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:05 PM (Z4rgH)

406 You're a tennis instructor?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

I was when I was younger and I lived in NY. Now I just play for fun here in steaming hot Houston.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

407 You may say I'm a lemur.
But I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 10:05 PM (m45I2)

408 371 Yeah, but how were you with a censer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)



Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant.
Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts,
people quietly speak to each other in vespers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
............
lol..
I always preferred being a part of the ceremony as an altar boy, rather than being out in the crowd listening to the various schoolgirl's heads thud on the pews as they passed out.. But that's just me..
The stations of the cross was always the worst of it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (CjFDo)

------------------------

Midnight mass at Christmas was always my favorite. Very festive, and lots of fun as there were usually 6-8 altar boys in attendance. I will admit to not always maintaining a solemn attitude during the mass.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:06 PM (CAJOC)

409 This happened:
Trump: "Are you listening? I condemn white supremacy."
Savannah Guthrie: "It feels feelz sometimes you're hesitant to do so..."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:02 PM (JCrfD)

auditory transcription

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 15, 2020 10:06 PM (2C38g)

410 My Mom grew up close by where Ben Had's place is. She killed a lot of water moccasins as a youth. But no worries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)





OMG

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

Well, at least there will be guns. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:06 PM (9Om/r)

411 Oh Hrothgar....

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

412 Trump: "Are you listening? I condemn white supremacy."

Savannah Guthrie: "It feels sometimes you're hesitant to do so..."
------------
The definition of a head desk moment.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 10:07 PM (5p7BC)

413 I saw on Althouse that Biden said he taught constitutional law for over 20 years. When did he teach anything while being in the senate? If he really said that Trump should put that on a loop.

Posted by: megthered at October 15, 2020 10:07 PM (SM/op)

414 Mark Steyn on a new normal as of yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/y6lsf8wq

America is now a one-party state with regard to access to media. The woke billionaires canceled the Twitter/Facebook accounts of the President's press secretary, the Trump campaign, Republican Senate candidates and Republican House members.

You think the billionaires are worried about subpoenas? Hah

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:07 PM (j48KA)

415 How many people here would pay money to see this pay-per-view event?:

Hunter Biden vs Donald Jr, boxing match, 6 rounds.

All money raised would go to the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 10:07 PM (5FCda)

416 Another really long day. Bye.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

417 Since when did white supremacists become a threat to the very survival of the nation anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (wPVhA)

418 I knew a cardiologist who took his own life with a bullet to the brain. I also knew a brain surgeon who took his own life with a shotgun blast to the chest.

I always found that combination to be, I don't know, ironic? Odd choice of where to shoot, given their respective specialties.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 09:34 PM (m45I2)

I knew, as in met once or twice, and chatted a little, a teacher who took his own life. He was very big into the local history of the area, and on his own initiative had restored a remote pioneer graveyard of the Gold Rush era.

He came down with a debilitating degenerative disease, might have been ALS, and could no longer go on treks in the woods. So he sat in his comfy chair on the second-floor porch of his cabin with the lake view, and shot himself in the chest with a shotgun.

And missed, mostly. A lot of blood but nothing fatal. So he cleaned himself up, bandages and all, and put on a clean shirt. And then made the second shot count. RIP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (V4yDy)

419 So, here's what I'm wondering about the story about the heart transplant, suicides, same wife. Did both men have life insurance policies, and are the police SURE that they were suicides. I'm a fan of tv crime dramas. They need to have Columbo take a look at these suicides.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

420 You may say I'm a lemur.
But I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Muldoon


Lemur Fever

Catch it!

Posted by: Miklos, working in the guitar riff at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

421 I thoughts vespers were Italian motor scooters.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (m45I2)

422 I saw on Althouse that Biden said he taught constitutional law for over 20 years.

I was a Tomahawk cruise missile for five years. Also, starting third baseman for the Braves in the mid-90s. Even spent some time as a Great White Shark off Nantucket. My resume is a bitch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (JCrfD)

423 Hi Ladyl!
You and Jordan and LCD are going to have a lovely time!
Please give hugs for me.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (U2p+3)

424 Tennis instructor sounds awesomely soap operaish.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (UpI0k)

425
I was when I was younger and I lived in NY. Now I just play for fun here in steaming hot Houston.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

Wow!

I'm impressed!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

426 And missed, mostly. A lot of blood but nothing fatal. So he cleaned himself up, bandages and all, and put on a clean shirt. And then made the second shot count. RIP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (V4yDy)

---------

Yeeesh.

Say what you will about Hitler, but he did it in a single shot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (wPVhA)

427 John Paul Jones was the most talented member of Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)


And he has not yet begun to fight.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (Rbqtl)

428 417 Since when did white supremacists become a threat to the very survival of the nation anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (wPVhA)


There are an estimated...how many people voted for Trump?...150 million white supremacists out there ready to kill everyone.

Posted by: MSM at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (GV8+D)

429 Sometimes they put the Constitutional Law in to the Philosophy Department.
You think I kid?
How do you think we get jurists who want to refer to laws made outside the USA, which they do, all the damn day.

Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (w7KSn)

430 423 Hi Ladyl!
You and Jordan and LCD are going to have a lovely time!
Please give hugs for me.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (U2p+3)


{{{Nurse}}}

We will.

I'm heartbroken you won't be there.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

431 >>Trump: "Are you listening? I condemn white supremacy."



>>Savannah Guthrie: "It feels sometimes you're hesitant to do so..."

Trump: "How do you not have 2 black eyes?"


Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (hM3V6)

432 Greetings:

Yeah, Midnight Mass on Christmas was something with the red cassocks and the collars and ties and the girls singing in the choir. We'd have a squad of candle bearers along with the varsity guys. We had a visiting bishop one year and it sure made me feel great.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (evgyj)

433 401But it is more than made up for by massive gains for Trump in Miami-Dade


Maybe shy voters in my neck of the woods. But no shy Trump vote coming up from west MDC. I have never in my life seen the kind of crazy in your face support for a presidential candidate that I saw this past sunday in West Kendall. It was wild.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (8kcqy)

434 371
Yeah, but how were you with a censer?


Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)





Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant.

Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts,

people quietly speak to each other in vespers.



Posted by: Pug Mahon
............
lol..
I always preferred
being a part of the ceremony as an altar boy, rather than being out in
the crowd listening to the various schoolgirl's heads thud on the pews
as they passed out.. But that's just me..
The stations of the cross was always the worst of it..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (CjFDo)

------------------------------------

I hated getting stuck on censer duty because it always seemed to smoke right in my eyes, but it beat the heck out of "oil and water tray" duty. I remember one time my friend E. was on tray duty, and during the processional he tripped over his cassock and went right on his face. Straight out of the Three Stooges - faceplant, feet over head, ass over tincups BOOM. Oil and holy water everywhere. We were both terrified - we both assumed that Father Mahoney was going to flay him alive right there on the altar - but he just announced, "Hold on a minute, folks, we're having some technical difficulties." Everyone laughed and E. survived. I still wouldn't give you a plug nickel for his mortal soul, though.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (+3rQF)

435 So he cleaned himself up, bandages and all, and put on a clean shirt. And then made the second shot count. RIP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


********

Yikes. I guess he was determined to see it through.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (m45I2)

436 Thanks for that info, Dave. I'll be checking to see if I can vote in person when I drop off B'Gal's absentee ballot. I'm thinking of taking it to the main county election office. There's a closer location, but I'd like to make damned good and sure it gets in the proper hands.

If not, I'll be at my designated polling place with bells on on 11/3. Just hope I don't get rear-ended again like what happened back in March after the primaries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (HaL55)

437 >>John Paul Jones was the most talented member of Led Zeppelin.


Musically, yes.


But, give Jimmy props for his ability to bleed a record company AND keep the rghts to his music.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (hM3V6)

438 368 Nurse,
I am a heathen from the way I was raised on cornbread from my grandmother. She put sugar in all the vegetables but did NOT in her cornbread. I don't sugar my veggies but I still like my cornbread course ground, made from scratch, and baked in a well seasoned iron skillet. Course I do it once in a blue moon with the well seasoned iron skillet willed to us by HER grandmother.

I cannot stand the sugar in most pre mix cornbread or corn muffins by themselves unless you are using the sweet to offset Cajun recipes where sometimes it is a must.

I understand now though why my grandmother sugared her vegetables as they always had a large garden as in about 1-2 acres and planted stuff the year round. At certain times of the year, the sugar helps cut the sour taste of some cooked greens due to oxalates because my grandmother never wasted anything being from a farm family.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (OLiBJ)

439 Since when did white supremacists become a threat to the very survival of the nation anyway?

Ask any of the Ivy League presidents. Their campuses are overrun with them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (JCrfD)

440 I thoughts vespers were Italian motor scooters.
Posted by: Muldoon

In the 70s they had rosary engines.

Posted by: Il Mikloso at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

441 More Mark Steyn:

Wanker conservatives of the lemming right wonder if this might be, ooh, a "campaign-finance violation". Hey, yeah, maybe John Durham can do that for his next any-day-now investigation-without-end.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (j48KA)

442 Just read the first few paragraphs of the "professional chef" who learned everything about barbacoa by way of Chipotle. Why do I get the feeling that she starts every conversation with, "as a professional chef" ?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (5WpEK)

443 421 I thoughts vespers were Italian motor scooters.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (m45I2)

---------

You're thinking of Lambretta.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)

444 Are there any festivities scheduled for the thursday night of the MoMe after people arrive?? I'm trying to figure out my drive schedule. I'll be coming in thursday, but I'm trying to figure out if I should suicide run it in 24 hours, or maybe stay over somewhere and hit the last 500 miles after a rest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (9Om/r)

445 What is WA doing with all that license money? I know your roads have to be way better than my state.
Posted by: clutch at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (9UmRs)

Last time I was on I-5 through Seattle, it was like driving down a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (V4yDy)

446 I laughed at "Biden Dirty," by ARC. Wish I thought of it, LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (eXmcp)

447 All the Commies hang out in the Philosophy Dept.

Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (w7KSn)

448 339 179 LeftCoast Dawg

I will be the one picking you up. I sent an email n the coordination. Maybe in the spam trap.

I'll send it again tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:31 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks!

I'll check my email.


NaCly Dog, no email anywhere.

my email is in my nic.

it is the first name of Christmas movie star of Diehard, Willis, combined and followed with the letters zue and then ship it off to yahoo mail.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

449 Ten bucks days Trump breaks 30% on the black male vote.

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2020 10:13 PM (QCc6B)

450 There is a (no-adjective-applied) theory that, bow to put it succinctly, cells carry more information about their host (their human body) than we realize, and an organ transplant can result in the host being "influenced" in some way. Sure, you gotta Columbo her, by I think this is more "That's Incredible" than "Cops".

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2020 10:13 PM (KAi1n)

451 I know a thing or two about progressive neurological disease. Up close and personal. Suicide is for pussies. I will stay and fight until my last day. Fuck neuro diseases right in the ass.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 15, 2020 10:13 PM (0OmEj)

452 419 So, here's what I'm wondering about the story about the heart transplant, suicides, same wife. Did both men have life insurance policies, and are the police SURE that they were suicides. I'm a fan of tv crime dramas. They need to have Columbo take a look at these suicides.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

-------------------------------

"Just one more thing, Mrs. Black Widow..."

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

453 Suicide is the only solution, Bers

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 10:14 PM (hM3V6)

454 Yeah, but how were you with a censer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)
'

Tension, apprehension and dissension have begun . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 10:14 PM (WyVLE)

455 You're so very ordinary.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:14 PM (UpI0k)

456 213 It's not a blo-poke, the hole doesn't go all the way through. And I get people saying it's something used to light a fire, but how? The one end is solid.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2020 09:37 PM (JXT9B)


The wicks are 18" long and are inserted into the hollow end. At the other end, I am guessing that there is a part that slides up and down - that little tab that sticks out is for your thumb to push the wick up and down.

Be careful when extinguishing the wick, though - slide it down to get the flame to go out, then immediately push a small amount back out of the tube. Otherwise, the wax on the wick will melt the wick inside of the tube!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2020 10:14 PM (tv6Iw)

457 {{{Nurse}}}



We will.



I'm heartbroken you won't be there.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

Woah, Nurse won't be there? Damnnn...bummer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:15 PM (9Om/r)

458 Good night Insomniac.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 15, 2020 10:15 PM (8kcqy)

459 323
Yeah, but how were you with a censer?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)

I'm opposed to censership.

Posted by: Jeff at October 15, 2020 10:15 PM (H3MF8)

460 Oh, shit. That was an untilmely Ozzy ref for Bers.

Not at all a ref to UT's nearly simultaneous posting.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 10:15 PM (hM3V6)

461 Gotta say goodnight to the nightwalkers as computer just went offline. Have to run some system checks in the morning for the power supply and perhaps the cpu.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 10:15 PM (OLiBJ)

462 https://youtu.be/ewNLaBhPRY8

Jimmy Page, 1957

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 15, 2020 10:16 PM (YynYJ)

463 340 Unless you and hubby are, in which case I would be happy to share costs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds like you are all set for a ride, but we're renting a car and we'll be on the same flight, so we're happy to take you and save Salty or Ben Had a trip.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 09:55 PM (/I1RL)


That would make it easy, I will let NaCly Dog know.

NaCly Dog, are you seeing this? Just confirm here, I don't want you to waste time with my email address.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

464 You guys are nothing but a bunch of sinecures.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

465 Night all.

Posted by: Iris at October 15, 2020 10:16 PM (6lKe4)

466 He links to Ace more than any other non-HQ blogger that I know of. I'll give him a pass on his Treacher feature.

That, plus Driscoll is a musician (I think) with his own studio. He keeps up with new recording technology, which I think he's pretty good at.

I find him...acceptable.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 10:17 PM (HaL55)

467 After a long day in the community pool, I was altar boy and just fainted right there on the altar, in front of God and everybody.

Even my mom, who happened (?) to be in the crowd.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:17 PM (j48KA)

468 Good night, Iris!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:17 PM (H3MF8)

469 Goodnight whig, thanks for the share. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

470 I don't think Chamillionaire's working these days. Trump should see if he can get him to cut "Biden Dirty" before November. He's got the stack to make it happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2020 10:17 PM (eXmcp)

471 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Miley Lives Matter at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (rCwaK)

472 Driscoll links over here. That speaks to his sentiments.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)

473 I was never an altar boy. Do you have to be a card-carrying Catholic to get in the club?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)

474 464 You guys are nothing but a bunch of sinecures.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

Your mom's a sinecure. Oooh, burrrrrnnnn!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (H3MF8)

475 I hated getting stuck on censer duty because it always seemed to smoke right in my eyes, but it beat the heck out of "oil and water tray" duty. I remember one time my friend E. was on tray duty, and during the processional he tripped over his cassock and went right on his face. Straight out of the Three Stooges - faceplant, feet over head, ass over tincups BOOM. Oil and holy water everywhere. We were both terrified - we both assumed that Father Mahoney was going to flay him alive right there on the altar - but he just announced, "Hold on a minute, folks, we're having some technical difficulties." Everyone laughed and E. survived. I still wouldn't give you a plug nickel for his mortal soul, though.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (+3rQF)

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I remember bringing up the water and wine to the priest. I always found it funny when he'd pour the wine into the chalice, and then place his finger over the water cruet so that just a drop or two would be added.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

476 Public Animal Number 9 is catchy as hell.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (UpI0k)

477 459 323
Yeah, but how were you with a censer?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)

I'm opposed to censership.
Posted by: Jeff

I am incensed by your opinion

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 10:19 PM (nUhF0)

478 Uhh... what's a sinecure, by the way?

I'm kidding; no need to answer that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:20 PM (H3MF8)

479 315 Dave in Fla,
When you nail the prediction on Nov. 3rd, please don't go all weird on us and become the second iteration of you know who and sell out to Buzzfeed.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (OLiBJ)


Ouch. Btw, the Decision Desk totes blew a call a couple of months back, declaring a winner that actually lost.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:20 PM (Z4rgH)

480 Greetings:

When I was an altar boy, I was the unofficial wine taster for our parish.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:20 PM (evgyj)

481 I don't think Chamillionaire's working these days. Trump should see if he can get him to cut "Biden Dirty" before November. He's got the stack to make it happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at Octo

He's probably available cheap. I think he's been out of work since the fraternity parties at UT were cancelled, but the last few years he'd make the rounds, singing Riding Dirty over and over and over for the entire set, with maybe one other song stuffed in.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 10:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

482 Long day at the range, so pretty much missed everything, sounds like T-Rump (his rap name) did fine. Only things I've seen from the Biden event are jaw-droppingly ridiculous. Apparently added to his infamous home-defense protocol (shoot a shotgun through a door) with a reco that police should shoot bad guys in the leg, or something.

The fringe candidates of entire eras (LaRouche, Nader, et al) weren't 1/10 as idiotic as a major party candidate in 2020.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2020 10:21 PM (OTzUX)

483 Uhh... what's a sinecure, by the way?
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Zyrtec?

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 10:21 PM (kOpft)

484 I always found it funny when he'd pour the wine into
the chalice, and then place his finger over the water cruet so that
just a drop or two would be added.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

I rate this as true, as I had witnessed this many times, except the priest was skilled enough to pour the requisite few drops without the finger.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 15, 2020 10:21 PM (ufFY8)

485 I was in the baby boom and it was honestly very competitive to be an altar boy. Yeah, had to be Catholic and memorize Latin. Still remember some.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:22 PM (j48KA)

486 Say what you will about Hitler, but he did it in a single shot.

Best thing about Hitler is that he's the guy that killed Hitler.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 15, 2020 10:22 PM (JXT9B)

487

Moar better pic and description of the mystery object:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y54h8dk5


I've spent waaaaay too much on this!

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 10:23 PM (ZbBR3)

488 Hey, where all the sinecure at?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 15, 2020 10:23 PM (Ojki1)

489 I remember bringing up the water and wine to the
priest. I always found it funny when he'd pour the wine into the
chalice, and then place his finger over the water cruet so that just a
drop or two would be added.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

I remember when my cousin got married the priest filled his goblet to max capacity, it took him a few gulps to drink it all, and he literally stood there drinking it gulp after gulp. THEN he pours some more in and drank that. It was a later wedding so he must have been at it all day, because he forgot to say you may kiss the bride. He was totally pickled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)

490 Greetings:

Ad Deum te latificat...

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:23 PM (evgyj)

491 They see me griftin', they hatin'...

I know they can see my family's Biden dirty!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (H3MF8)

492 ...too much TIME...

Jeesh...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (ZbBR3)

493 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

494 475 I hated getting stuck on censer duty ...

++++++++=++++

The great gig was being the altar boy at weddings because the bridal party dished out cash to everybody.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (j48KA)

495 365 I will add to my prayers tonight one for Texas, that our government shuts down the rampant voter fraud going on in Harris County.
Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Ed8Zd)


Yeah, reading about that earlier today from that reporter on his Twitter account with the pictures of stacks of driver's licenses, that an observer saw those running the voting machines were copying for illegal immigrant voters, then adding the corrupt vote into the pile of ballots.

Pictures and everything, and the poll viewer that called BS was a retired Houston police officer.

Raw, blatant, massive institutional corruption.

It ain't over until it's over.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:25 PM (sy5kK)

496 Where is the looney tunes green party candidate who will draw, hopefully, 3% from ole joe?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 15, 2020 10:25 PM (2ygtH)

497 485 I was in the baby boom and it was honestly very competitive to be an altar boy. Yeah, had to be Catholic and memorize Latin. Still remember some.
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:22 PM (j48KA)

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No competition for us (and no Latin either). Just be a boy (my sister wasn't fond of this rule), and show up. We lived only a couple blocks from the church, and we used to be scheduled for just about every Saturday evening mass. Plus we were on call if someone didn't show up (four boys in the family, so one of us was usually available).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:26 PM (CAJOC)

498
Mark Steyn is referring to wanker conservatives. Wankercons. This would be your Justin Amashes and Conservative, Inc types.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 10:27 PM (rCwaK)

499 Dave in Fla - your comments have helped keep me sane these last few days/weeks. I appreciate your work! Cheers!

Posted by: Mishdog at October 15, 2020 10:27 PM (xYtIV)

500 Where is the looney tunes green party candidate who will draw, hopefully, 3% from ole joe?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


Still lying in the shallow grave in Mexico that the DNC threw him into, back in March. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

501 John Paul Jones was the most talented member of Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Crooked old Vulture.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 10:28 PM (hlclh)

502 This would be your Justin Amashes and Conservative, Inc types.

Justin Amash is conservative in much the same way that I am a fiddler crab.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:28 PM (JCrfD)

503 BREAKING NEWS:
Steve Scully bounces back quickly, now working the drive-thru at a Washington DC McDonalds

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

504 494 475 I hated getting stuck on censer duty ...

++++++++=++++

The great gig was being the altar boy at weddings because the bridal party dished out cash to everybody.
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (j48KA)

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I did a few weddings. Did more funerals (I was present at a lot of funerals in my youth). Priest used to slip us a couple bucks for it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:29 PM (CAJOC)

505 John Paul Jones was the most talented member of Led Zeppelin.

It was Bonzo.

Fight me Fat Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)

506 Yeeesh.

Say what you will about Hitler, but he did it in a single shot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:09 PM (wPVhA)

He was determined. Very sad story, really. Guy was very well liked in the tiny community. They buried him in the pioneer cemetery that he restored.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:30 PM (V4yDy)

507 @475 I hated getting stuck on censer duty
*****
I loved it. Got to spend most of the service in the Sacristy and got to play with fire. And if it was a funeral we usually got paid.

Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2020 10:30 PM (CiljW)

508 163 Shrink? I wanna kill. I mean, I wanna KILL.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

Is that why you're here on the group W bench?

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at October 15, 2020 10:31 PM (rt0xh)

509 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)


Nah, bro', there's no MATH here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:31 PM (2C38g)

510 473 I was never an altar boy. Do you have to be a card-carrying Catholic to get in the club?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)

yup.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (sy5kK)

511 No competition for us (and no Latin either). Just be a boy (my sister wasn't fond of this rule),

+++++++++++++

These days it is girls, too; your sister was ahead of her time.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (j48KA)

512 The sky is full of stars, and Saturn plus Mars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

Jupiter as well and if you have a telescope, Uranus too!

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (rt0xh)

513 You're thinking of Lambretta.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)

No, that was Lambada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (V4yDy)

514 My first husband was in the seminary, when he was 13. They had retired priests living there that would still say Mass. He said one always used whiskey in the chalice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 15, 2020 10:33 PM (YynYJ)

515 509 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

Nah, bro', there's no MATH here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:31 PM (2C38g)

Yeah, you have to expect some Latin on a smart military blog.

Also... some math.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:33 PM (H3MF8)

516 Only one interesting gun today, a bring-back Luger, guy's father was in Italy with the Army Air Corps, got it there. He said he even has the bring-back documentation for it.

Only unusual characters were a pair I dubbed the "dude bros shooters". Young guys, Spiccoli-esque manner, very friendly, needed a tiny bit of guidance on muzzle management, but weren't comically unsafe. One bolt, one AR - mag dump with the AR every time (even through empty target holder frames when they had to wait for the next cease-fire to put out targets). And then they walked straight *through* the 50-yd target line down thru the gulley and up to the 100-yd berm, before being yelt at by other ROs.

Another guy, same age, right next to them, a knowledgeable high-power bolt shooter sighting in a rifle with a new scope, said he was nervous the entire time.

Never a dull moment at the range. Better than the 3 gang bangers we had 2 months back.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2020 10:33 PM (OTzUX)

517 Greetings:

Weddings were fun. Some grooms and best men were rather vulnerable in the sacristy beforehand as in "How much is in the envelope?" or "You're mating her?"

No breaks in the Bronx.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:33 PM (evgyj)

518 Heh.
Both my boys were alter servers. They got to serve a funeral for a very popular priest in the archdiocese. The Bishop presided and there were over 200 priests there from all over the region.

The alter boys all got to go to the reception afterwards in the parish hall and the priests were all totally shitfaced. They grabbed some sammiches and a couple of cups from the punch bowl and hung out and laughed their asses off.

Never got in trouble for not going back to class, either.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

519 514 My first husband was in the seminary, when he was 13. They had retired priests living there that would still say Mass. He said one always used whiskey in the chalice.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 15, 2020 10:33 PM (YynYJ)

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To be fair, entertainment options in a monastery are, shall we say, limited?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:34 PM (wPVhA)

520

So many are going to be in Texas that I'd love to meet.
Ah well.
Sending a few nothings down with NaCly.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2020 10:34 PM (dmWPe)

521 Feinstein is 87?!?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:35 PM (UpI0k)

522 493 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

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Isn't "Circa" Latin?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:36 PM (CAJOC)

523 520

So many are going to be in Texas that I'd love to meet.
Ah well.
Sending a few nothings down with NaCly.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2020 10:34 PM (dmWPe)

I couldn't be there, either, so I sent my greetings with Emmie.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:36 PM (H3MF8)

524 Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2020 10:34 PM (dmWPe)

Next year in Corsicana, dude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:36 PM (2C38g)

525 Hey all, wifey and I live ~2 miles from Love Field in Dallas. Unfortunately won't be able to make the MoMe this year (kids activities..), but if people need a place to kill a couple hours when first arriving, we'd love to have visitors.

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (kzzyk)

526 522 493 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

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Isn't "Circa" Latin?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:36 PM (CAJOC)

Somewhere thereabouts.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (H3MF8)

527 Greetings:

When needed embossed Baptismal Certificates were available from your local neighborhood altar boys.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (evgyj)

528 Feinstein is 87?!?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:35 PM (UpI0k)


Once you master the graft, it is really hard to leave!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (2C38g)

529 Speaking of You Know Who, WTFF with NY's jihad - er, "Aktion"? - gegen den Juden??????

Fully concur with those saying everybody in NYC should don a Star of David armband.

If the expression hadn't been emptied of meaning at least 10 years ago, I'd say I can't believe this is happening in America.

Oh - and the degradation of country likely means the obvious, and highly invidious, and completely appropriate, symbolic allusion to Nazi Germany wouldn't even be understood by 70% of the populace, including the cops it would be directed at.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (OTzUX)

530 Feel Happiness ONT

Okay, I'm game -- Here's another post from Driscoll today at Insty :

YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE. 'I'll see you on the next plane': Bruce Springsteen says he'll 'move to Australia' if Donald Trump is re-elected -- after accusing the president of 'dividing' America.

Posted at 6:55 pm by Ed Driscoll

This is giving me joy-joy feelings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (Z4rgH)

531 512 The sky is full of stars, and Saturn plus Mars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2020 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

Jupiter as well and if you have a telescope, Uranus too!
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (rt0xh)

I was hoping to have great night views, moving to a quiet, non-city community in Fla. But there are clouds most of the year; October, at least, is good, but mosquitoes.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (j48KA)

532 Feinstein is 87?!?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:35 PM (UpI0k)

She don't look a day over 118.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)

533 I feel bad that my first snarky thought was "very few people are given a second chance"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (WyVLE)

534 527 Greetings:

When needed embossed Baptismal Certificates were available from your local neighborhood altar boys.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (evgyj)

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Also, flavorless wafers (good with honey, though)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (CAJOC)

535 Fight me Fat Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)


Black Dog is a rap song! Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (2N7oZ)

536 Isn't "Circa" Latin?

Shut up, nerd.

Or is it "Nerdan" for the ablative?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (JCrfD)

537 528 Feinstein is 87?!?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:35 PM (UpI0k)

Once you master the graft, it is really hard to leave!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (2C38g)

She almost sounds like a "yes" vote after the sessions. When you are 87 and don't face the challenge of reelection, pretty easy to go squishy.

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (kzzyk)

538 Yeah, reading about that earlier today from that reporter on his Twitter
account with the pictures of stacks of driver's licenses, that an
observer saw those running the voting machines were copying for illegal
immigrant voters, then adding the corrupt vote into the pile of ballots.



Pictures and everything, and the poll viewer that called BS was a retired Houston police officer.



Raw, blatant, massive institutional corruption.

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None of that stops until the guilty face unbearable punishment.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (kOpft)

539 532 Feinstein is 87?!?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:35 PM (UpI0k)

She don't look a day over 118.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)

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A day? No. Twenty years, more like...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (CAJOC)

540 No, that was Lambada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (V4yDy)


Fuck. I had La Bamba. *tears up raffle ticket*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (Z4rgH)

541
Thursdays are both Ginger night and the night to put the garbage can to the curb here at the Dawg house.


I haven't finished with kbdabear's posts yet, so the garbage can will wait a while longer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

542 Hi kindletot!!!

How's the new kitteh?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (U2p+3)

543 Savannah Guthrie is a C U Next Tuesday.


I hate that bitch.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (haWye)

544 None of that stops until the guilty face unbearable punishment.
Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (kOpft)


*Types*

*Deletes*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (2C38g)

545 535 Fight me Fat Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)

Black Dog is a rap song! Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 15, 2020 10:38 PM (2N7oZ)

I thought the real question was, is Black Dog a sandwich?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (H3MF8)

546 I thought the real question was, is Black Dog a sandwich?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (H3MF

Yes

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 15, 2020 10:41 PM (kzzyk)

547 I thought the real question was, is Black Dog a sandwich?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (H3MF

Fricasee, actually.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 15, 2020 10:42 PM (V4yDy)

548 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)


Latina, o fornicator, eo loqueris?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 10:42 PM (WyVLE)

549 I wonder if she was chosen because she is the dumb. Can be extra irritating.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:42 PM (j48KA)

550 A good eve to the lot of ye!
This lad needs to crash because the morn is far too close at hand!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 15, 2020 10:42 PM (2C38g)

551 I thought the real question was, is Black Dog a sandwich?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


More of a curry.

Posted by: B. Hussein Soetoro at October 15, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

552 Its been a long time since I rocked a roll.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (wPVhA)

553 Greetings:

Communion Hosts came from an Ursuline Convent in the north Bronx. Two altar boys would be dispatched monthly to pickup our parishes order. We'd take the bus both ways. Coming back, we'd look for an Oyrish Granny and let her see up take a big altar host out of the box and share it.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (evgyj)

554
Raw, blatant, massive institutional corruption.

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None of that stops until the guilty face unbearable punishment.
Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (kOpft)


Precisely.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (sy5kK)

555 I was never an altar boy. Do you have to be a card-carrying Catholic to get in the club?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)

yup.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I dated a Catholic girl for four years. Still feel guilty about it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (hlclh)

556 Almost, but no.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (UpI0k)

557 540 No, that was Lambada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:32 PM (V4yDy)


Fuck. I had La Bamba. *tears up raffle ticket*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (Z4rgH)

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Lambda! So close!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (CAJOC)

558 530 Feel Happiness ONT

Okay, I'm game -- Here's another post from Driscoll today at Insty :

YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE. 'I'll see you on the next plane': Bruce Springsteen says he'll 'move to Australia' if Donald Trump is re-elected -- after accusing the president of 'dividing' America.

Posted at 6:55 pm by Ed Driscoll

This is giving me joy-joy feelings.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (Z4rgH)

This is something else I see as an encouraging sign; I don't remember any lefty celebrities saying they'd leave the country if Juan Miquenho or Mitch Romley won.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (H3MF8)

559 LOL at this meme

https://twitter.com/LATiffani1/status/
1316944347531825152

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 10:44 PM (nUhF0)

560 544 None of that stops until the guilty face unbearable punishment.
Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 10:39 PM (kOpft)

What, four people caught in New Jersey this year? It's like running drugs; goes on all the time, small chance of getting caught.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:45 PM (j48KA)

561 555 I was never an altar boy. Do you have to be a card-carrying Catholic to get in the club?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)

yup.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I dated a Catholic girl for four years. Still feel guilty about it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (hlclh)

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Yeah, it is contagious. Usually wears off in about 50 years.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:45 PM (CAJOC)

562 494
475 I hated getting stuck on censer duty ...



++++++++=++++



The great gig was being the altar boy at weddings because the bridal party dished out cash to everybody.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (j48KA)

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Funerals were better - same pay, but the Mass didn't last nearly as long. Plus, if it was on a weekday, it was an excused absence from school.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 10:45 PM (+3rQF)

563

Emmie and Mr Baseman are two I'd love to meet.
You too, Hrothgar.

Problem is we've already booked our gigs for the year by the time the MoMe date is announced.
Fate is the hunter.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (dmWPe)

564
Yeah, it is contagious. Usually wears off in about 50 years.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:45 PM (CAJOC)

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Those Catholic girls start much too late.

Posted by: Billy Joel at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)

565 Latina, o fornicator, eo loqueris?

I snorfled at that despite not knowing much Latin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (HaL55)

566 Hi kindletot!!!



How's the new kitteh?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (U2p+3)


She is full, "never get off the boat" since she refuses to go outside again, and she is a real excavator in the litter box, and is a tad passive next to my feral kitties, but she is a charmer, and cleaning up nice.

In a week she has gone from skin and bones and matted hair to fluffy and headed towards sleek, and spirited enough to dislike being picked up.

She has the strangest pelt, it is all undercoat and no guard hairs

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (WyVLE)

567 548 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)


Latina, o fornicator, eo loqueris?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 10:42 PM (WyVLE)

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Romani ite domvm

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

568 543 Savannah Guthrie is a C U Next Tuesday.


I hate that bitch.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (haWye)

Agreed. It makes no sense to detail my views on this topic, as it could be used against me to notify authorities.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

569 Lambda! So close!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (CAJOC)


That's sounds Greek to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:47 PM (Z4rgH)

570 562 494
475 I hated getting stuck on censer duty ...



++++++++=++++



The great gig was being the altar boy at weddings because the bridal party dished out cash to everybody.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 15, 2020 10:24 PM (j48KA)

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Funerals were better - same pay, but the Mass didn't last nearly as long. Plus, if it was on a weekday, it was an excused absence from school.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 10:45 PM (+3rQF)

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You got wedding pay for funerals? Dang, we got two bucks.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:48 PM (CAJOC)

571 Evening,

The CIC did good work tonight. That said,

When he gets his second term, 1st order of business will be to have the FCC strip crotchbook, twatter, and any other social media outlet that "censored" postings on Hunter Biden of any and all Federal protections from LAW SUITS pertaining there of to their infringement of 1st Amendment rights.

And then TAX THE F**K OUT OF THEM!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 10:48 PM (u1WYs)

572 563

Emmie and Mr Baseman are two I'd love to meet.
You too, Hrothgar.

Problem is we've already booked our gigs for the year by the time the MoMe date is announced.
Fate is the hunter.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (dmWPe)

They're awesome! Well worth meeting if you get the chance.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:48 PM (H3MF8)

573 Greetings:

"Veni, vidi, vici". Trumpus Primus

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:48 PM (evgyj)

574 Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 10:44 PM (nUhF0)

That pic of James Woods is from Scary Movie 2 (I think). It was a spoof of The Exorcist. It was really funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (/I1RL)

575 Senatus Populusque Romanus

*curtsies smartly*

Posted by: Billy Joel at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (wPVhA)

576 Your mystery brass stick is a gas lamp lighter.

Posted by: stv at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (yBUFr)

577 I was raised 'very' catholic and when I was little I have a distinct memory of leaving the pews after mass of just saying 'psst, psst, psst...' because when people where leaving they were all chatting it up and it sounded to me, way down low, like they were saying 'psst,psst,psst...' Eventually someone asked me what I was doing and I told them and it made their day.

Posted by: Last at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (BdIMF)

578 Tri lambs? That still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (UpI0k)

579 558 530 Feel Happiness ONT

Okay, I'm game -- Here's another post from Driscoll today at Insty :

YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE. 'I'll see you on the next plane': Bruce Springsteen says he'll 'move to Australia' if Donald Trump is re-elected -- after accusing the president of 'dividing' America.

Posted at 6:55 pm by Ed Driscoll

This is giving me joy-joy feelings.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2020 10:37 PM (Z4rgH)

This is something else I see as an encouraging sign; I don't remember any lefty celebrities saying they'd leave the country if Juan Miquenho or Mitch Romley won.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 10:43 PM (H3MF
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How many Lefties promised to leave in 2016? Joy Behar, Babs Streisand, and many more.

They are effing liars, all of them. They are still here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

580

Well, 10:49 and alarm goes off at 04:15.
Me thinks I'd best hit the sack.
Be good to each other.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2020 10:50 PM (dmWPe)

581 You got wedding pay for funerals? Dang, we got two bucks.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:48 PM (CAJOC)


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What about a mass murder? Was there a premium?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:50 PM (wPVhA)

582 Greetings:

Romanorum - Genitive case

Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2020 10:50 PM (evgyj)

583 None of that stops until the guilty face unbearable punishment.
___

Well, thanks to you....low brow trump voters I now can no longer bang Lisa Page.


But also thanks to my book deal I can afford some high class Ukrainian hookers. I'll ask Hunter to share the phone number next time we meet up.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (qlFIA)

584 You got wedding pay for funerals? Dang, we got two bucks.
*****
Two bucks was big money for a twelve year old in 1967.

Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (CiljW)

585 So...no Lutherans here?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (5FCda)

586 If you're of the praying type please send up prayers for my MIL, Jo, aged 87 .

After 2 strokes she is now not eating, hospice has been called in. Her husband Jerry, 89, is blind and dealing w/ all this whilst we aren't allowed in due to covid.

I've seen prayers work here in the past. Please pray for Jo and her family.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (yMKLy)

587 Sounds like Biden liked the high class Ukrainian hookers, but high class in the wrong age demo. Spent some time in Eastern Europe and saw people go down a similar path...

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (kzzyk)

588 I'm on late tonight - had a busy day - and I missed the Double Town Hall Extravaganza. From what I've seen on the various sites I visit, Trump did OK. How did Pedo Joe do? I'm assuming it was softballs, teleprompters and lots of gee-whiz aw-shucks denture-baring Homey Joe bullshit?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (+3rQF)

589 584 You got wedding pay for funerals? Dang, we got two bucks.
*****
Two bucks was big money for a twelve year old in 1967.
Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (CiljW)

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Less so for a twelve year old twenty years later.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (CAJOC)

590 prayers up, Farmer

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 10:54 PM (nUhF0)

591 586 If you're of the praying type please send up prayers for my MIL, Jo, aged 87 .

After 2 strokes she is now not eating, hospice has been called in. Her husband Jerry, 89, is blind and dealing w/ all this whilst we aren't allowed in due to covid.

I've seen prayers work here in the past. Please pray for Jo and her family.
Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (yMKLy)

Prayers up!

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 10:54 PM (kzzyk)

592 Savannah Guthrie is a C U Next Tuesday.





I hate that bitch.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2020 10:40 PM (haWye)



Agreed. It makes no sense to detail my views on this topic, as it could be used against me to notify authorities.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

Thats why you got to make it outlandish, like saying you would like to live just long enough to see her ass raped with an alien post hole digger. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:54 PM (9Om/r)

593 Just checked the sidebar.

Glad to see Ace also likes that song by Ambrosia, Biggest Part Of Me. Great song.

It's one of the songs I use to bring myself back up to speed when I feel depressed and/or generally useless.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

594 585 So...no Lutherans here?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (5FCda)

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My mom was a Lutheran, but not really a practicing one. My dad was the one who took us to mass.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

595 579

Indeed.....and they have gone to ground for most of this election cycle....HHhhmm...not wanting to be called out though the MSM covers for them as well.

surely....they are in their bunkers now.

Awaiting what the next 2 weeks will bring.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (u1WYs)

596 I've seen prayers work here in the past. Please pray for Jo and her family.
Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (yMKLy)

Prayers up, Farmer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (/I1RL)

597 Prayers up for Jo, Farmer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (HaL55)

598 My mom was a Lutheran, but not really a practicing one. My dad was the one who took us to mass.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

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Wait. Lutherans have mass?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (wPVhA)

599 So, this happened today.

I was in town, parked in front of the Post Office, angle parking it is, too. I had just gotten back into the car after going to the insurance agency, and finding it still closed for lunch. So I look out the passenger window, and there is this really cute woman standing there, smiling and waving...at my dog. Short, petite, slightly Asiatic features, and a shock of snow-white hair. She goes into the post office, and I pull out, and I spot the vanity plate on her car, which would suggest she is Filipina.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (V4yDy)

600 Gaelic: I consider myself a Lutheran, which is funny given I'm of Italian and Irish extraction. ;-)

But I was adopted at a very young age by a mom of Norwegian background, and a father who was Catholic but converted so he could marry my mom. So that's how I ended up Lutheran.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

601 Romani ite domvm
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

Ni illegitimati te carborundum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:56 PM (V4yDy)

602 Vino, vino, vino!

Posted by: Hillary ! at October 15, 2020 10:57 PM (786Ro)

603 Cicero, no, us Lutherans have church services and pastors and lots of very standoffish social activities. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

604 Bruce Springsteen says he'll 'move to Australia' if Donald Trump is re-elected -

I'mmmm livin in the AUS, because I'm a piece of shit

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 10:58 PM (hlclh)

605
Aren't the Lutherans the ones who wage chemical warfare on the congregation by serving jello with shredded carrots inside?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2020 10:59 PM (EGyGV)

606 Church where I was baptized in 1967, and confirmed in 1981:

https://www.oslchurch.org/

Interestingly, its architectural design was taken from a Catholic church in (I believe) Spain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

607 @*****
Two bucks was big money for a twelve year old in 1967.
Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (CiljW)

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Less so for a twelve year old twenty years later.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
****
Yeah. Got married in 87. Gave the altar boys $50.

Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2020 10:59 PM (CiljW)

608 598 My mom was a Lutheran, but not really a practicing one. My dad was the one who took us to mass.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

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Wait. Lutherans have mass?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (wPVhA)

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Lemme clarify. My mom was Lutheran, my dad was Roman Catholic, and we were raised Catholic.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)

609 Just going to jump in here, as I was cruising utube. Something that would get you canceled so fast your head would spin. Don Rickles hosting SNL.

https://youtu.be/N2W2XPJ4xUs

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (umQHI)

610 O fili me bony belli, dominoes forbiscu, Bennie selli alis dominoes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (HaL55)

611 >> avannah Guthrie is a C U Next Tuesday.

I like Shakespeare's C-word joke. A butler is trying to identify his lady's handwriting, and it goes something,

Yes, this is her hand. Here be her C's, her U's 'n' 'er T's, from whenceforth spring her great P's.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (rCwaK)

612 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (V4yDy)

you coulda said hi
wanna meet my dog?
he's as friendly as me

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)

613 586 If you're of the praying type please send up prayers for my MIL, Jo, aged 87 .

After 2 strokes she is now not eating, hospice has been called in. Her husband Jerry, 89, is blind and dealing w/ all this whilst we aren't allowed in due to covid.

I've seen prayers work here in the past. Please pray for Jo and her family.
Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (yMKLy)


Prayers up, Farmer. To Jo, Jerry, and yourself as well.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (sy5kK)

614 This Always Cracks Me Up


There are some guys very secure in their masculinity. LOL

Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (RPLa/)

615 I heard from the most reliable source that the Savannah Guthrie was an imbecile mentally-ill shrieking douche-bag harpy on national TV tonight. And that in any sane country she would have sealed the deal against her side just by so vividly being herself low-IQ self. Too bad so much of the country is the same. Oy.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (BRkq2)

616 That pic of James Woods is from Scary Movie 2 (I think). It was a spoof of The Exorcist. It was really funny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 10:49 PM (/I1RL)

Here's the clip, if anyone is interested.

https://youtu.be/NKfO46FToHs

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (/I1RL)

617 I watched this movie called The Take, because it has Stringer Bell in it and I like that actor. But it involves terrorism, so it's totally fucking boring. Any white person not in a lead a role is a conspirator. You know the whole plot in five minutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (eXmcp)

618 Lemme clarify. My mom was Lutheran, my dad was Roman Catholic, and we were raised Catholic.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)

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Ah. A mixed marriage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (wPVhA)

619 610 O fili me bony belli, dominoes forbiscu, Bennie selli alis dominoes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (HaL55)

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Why did Bennie sell Ali's dominoes?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (CAJOC)

620 I only know of one celebrity who made good on a promise to leave over an election, and that was Jonny Depp. He moved to France after W was reelected.

He moved back two years later, with a public announcement along the lines of, "I was so wrong! France sucks way more. I'm sorry, America!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:02 PM (H3MF8)

621 you coulda said hi
wanna meet my dog?
he's as friendly as me
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)

Yeah. I know. I waved and smiled back, but I was kind of taken aback. Dumbstruck, as it were.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (V4yDy)

622 A ray of sunshine is due to be born any day now, my new granddaughter!

Posted by: four seasons at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (PisyI)

623

SEMPER VBI SVB VBI



I saw that chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere once...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (ZbBR3)

624 611 >> avannah Guthrie is a C U Next Tuesday.

I like Shakespeare's C-word joke. A butler is trying to identify his lady's handwriting, and it goes something,

Yes, this is her hand. Here be her C's, her U's 'n' 'er T's, from whenceforth spring her great P's.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (rCwaK)


C U Next Tuesday is annoying to me. I don't think it works properly in what it intends. Especially when there is a much better choice for an Acronym.

Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (vMCab)

625 Bruce Springsteen says he'll 'move to Australia' if Donald Trump is re-elected -



Good, get your fucking ass out of jersey and stop stinking up my state.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (9Om/r)

626
Agreed. It makes no sense to detail my views on this topic, as it could be used against me to notify authorities.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

Thats why you got to make it outlandish, like saying you would like to live just long enough to see her ass raped with an alien post hole digger. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:54 PM (9Om/r)



around here if I said that, the Lefties would immediately sell me out as wishing sexual attack on undocumented farm hands.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK)

627 612 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (V4yDy)

you coulda said hi
wanna meet my dog?
he's as friendly as me
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)

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That's a terrible haiku!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (CAJOC)

628 The Suicide Heart creeped me out and then the jogging made me LMAO. Nicely done. Bravo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (Gd3Hn)

629 ACB
Steller performance.
Did indeed make the Commie left in the Senate look even more deranged than during the Kavanaugh hearings....if that was even possible.

So very ANGRY that her kids had to hear some of the vile questions from those POS lizards that call themselves Most Honorable......a time will come for them......indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (u1WYs)

630 Prayers farmer.

Fuck the gatekeepers. Knock your way in and be with her. And bring your FIL.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (U2p+3)

631 622 A ray of sunshine is due to be born any day now, my new granddaughter!

Posted by: four seasons at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (PisyI)

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Congrats. I have an 18-month old granddaughter. She is a source of tremendous joy and wonder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (wPVhA)

632 Tina Turner, alas, also left the US. I believe she now lives in France.
I don't believe it was over an election, however.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

633 TuCa going over the Post Hunter story. Plus some additional reporting.

Posted by: CHOAM at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (qyH+l)

634 Good, get your fucking ass out of jersey and stop stinking up my state.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (9Om/

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And don't hit Stevie Nick's ass on the way out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 11:05 PM (wPVhA)

635 Wait. Lutherans have mass?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (wPVhA)

No, but we make up for it with lots of pot lucks.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 11:05 PM (5FCda)

636 632 Tina Turner, alas, also left the US. I believe she now lives in France.
I don't believe it was over an election, however.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

Switzerland, IIRC. And you're right that it was not over an election; she just loves it there.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:05 PM (H3MF8)

637 Hunter is an entitled brat who seems like he will turn on pop in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM (UpI0k)

638 Yeah, but how were you with a censer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 09:52 PM (CAJOC)
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Being a kid raised Catholic, I always wondered what "vespers" meant.
Then I figured it out: when you go to Mass on Sunday, before it starts,
people quietly speak to each other in vespers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
............
lol..
I always preferred being a part of the ceremony as an altar boy, rather than being out in the crowd listening to the various schoolgirl's heads thud on the pews as they passed out.. But that's just me..
The stations of the cross was always the worst of it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2020 10:00 PM (CjFDo)


As an altar boy, I always got stuck with funerals, never weddings. No tips at funerals.

One year, I was scheduled for Saturday morning Mass. I was not aware that it was All Souls' Day. So I got to church around 6:30 a.m. for the seven o'clock Mass and saw that it was already in progress. The priest bends his head toward the back, silently letting me know to change and come out on the altar. So I did, just in time for communion and that whole 'paten' thing. After Mass, he asked if I had anything to do. I said no. He said, 'Well, it's All Souls' Day and I have three masses in a row to do. You're staying.' So I did two more masses with that priest. Then the next priest came in, asked me if I had anything to do to which I replied no. Got stuck doing three more masses before I got to leave.

This was well before the age of cell phones and when I finally got home, my Mom wondered where the hell I'd been all that time.

Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM (Y8PSl)

639 Aren't the Lutherans the ones who wage chemical warfare on the congregation by serving jello with shredded carrots inside?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2020 10:59 PM (EGyGV)


Maybe them liberal ELCA types. But not us real solid Lutherans. Now, brats, roast pig, proper potato salad, sauerkraut, baked beans, and cole slaw is the way to go.

Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2020 11:07 PM (RPLa/)

640 around here if I said that, the Lefties would immediately sell me out as wishing sexual attack on undocumented farm hands.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK)

See? I was talking about an alien anally probing her... for scientific reasons. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)

641 Cicero,

We need the joy and wonder especially during this craziness.

Posted by: four seasons at October 15, 2020 11:07 PM (PisyI)

642 Switzerland, IIRC. And you're right that it was not over an election; she just loves it there.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:05 PM (H3MF

It 'alps that there is no Ike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 11:07 PM (V4yDy)

643 622 A ray of sunshine is due to be born any day now, my new granddaughter!

Posted by: four seasons at October 15, 2020 11:03 PM (PisyI)


Excellent! But growing up that Ray of Sunshine name may be problematic for her

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 15, 2020 11:07 PM (Gd3Hn)

644 627 612 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (V4yDy)

you coulda said hi
wanna meet my dog?
he's as friendly as me
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)

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That's a terrible haiku!

Okay, fine; I'll fix it.

You coulda said hi.
Would you like to meet my dog?
He's friendly, like me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (H3MF8)

645 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:00 PM (rCwaK)

"Or did you think I meant country matters?"

There is a great book called Shakespeare's Bawdy. I recommend it.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (BRkq2)

646 Hunter is an entitled brat who seems like he will turn on pop in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM



IF he doesn't "hang himself" in the meantime...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (ZbBR3)

647 586

Yes, Mega prayers up.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (u1WYs)

648 So...no Lutherans here?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 10:52 PM (5FCda)

Nominal LCMS here for 30 years, but haven't been to a service since March, and won't be going back under current leadership. After that, I don't know as this is the third pastor in a row I've had a falling out with due to their penchant to going worldy, and I don't know that's a fixable thing since Lutheran pastors at least, seem to think Romans 13 is the only statement the Bible makes about human authority, and as such don't seem to much buy into the American view of the nature of human authority.
Or maybe we're just a dumping ground for that type because we're in Cook County. I still agree with the basic Lutheran idea that if we have arguments about doctrine, we should go back to Scripture and see what *all* of it says, but I see fewer and fewer that even want to have that discussion.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:09 PM (kOpft)

649 ..Wait. Lutherans have mass?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 10:55 PM (wPVhA)



Lutherans = Mass times Carrot Filled Jello Squares.

L=M*CFJ2


It's Math. It's Science. It's Theology.

It's Cubed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2020 11:09 PM (QzJWU)

650 Good luck with it, AOP!

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:09 PM (BRkq2)

651 Hunter Biden didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:10 PM (H3MF8)

652 Protho and AOP, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

653 646 Hunter is an entitled brat who seems like he will turn on pop in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM



IF he doesn't "hang himself" in the meantime...
Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (ZbBR3)

--------------------------

They found emails implicating Hillary on his hard drive?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:10 PM (CAJOC)

654 You coulda said hi.
Would you like to meet my dog?
He's friendly, like me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (H3MF

My dog is a she.

But friendly as can be.

But like me, too, she don't haiku.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (V4yDy)

655 Neutrinos have mass. A very tiny amount of mass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (wPVhA)

656 she just loves it there.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:05 PM (H3MF


I believe it was for her husband that she moved there in the first place. Then she decided to become a Swiss citizen. At least she did it right and isn't trying to play both sides.

Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (RPLa/)

657 Here's the clip, if anyone is interested.

https://youtu.be/NKfO46FToHs
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020

that's such gross childish humor - I couldn't breathe from laughing

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (nUhF0)

658 I didn't get to see the town halls; how were they? I saw photos. Trump looked like he was having a blast; Biden looked, well ... glassy-eyed. Did he know where he was?

Posted by: Ex-liberal at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (20v0t)

659 244 Guy needs a heart transplant. He got one from another guy who had shot himself. He then gets to know the second guy's widow, falls in love, marries her......and 12 years later he shoots himself. What's the common denominator?

Strange story...calls for a strange song:
https://tinyurl.com/yygf6erp

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (rt0xh)

660 Interesting that the What's Trending on Twitter has an absence of politically related headlines.
The ones I see right now are #Lonely and InMyCult.
Wut?
creepy

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (ufFY8)

661 Is anybody bringing a telescope to the MoMe?

I've been stuck in a Metro gray night sky for over a year. I bet the stars at night, sure shine bright,....

Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (Cfk8j)

662 Good, get your fucking ass out of jersey and stop stinking up my state.

Agreed. BS is an overrated stage hog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 11:12 PM (HaL55)

663 652 Protho and AOP, thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

Happy to help! And I'm not gonna throw rocks at Tina for for that; she's happy, and that's what matters, really.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:12 PM (H3MF8)

664 Wait. Lutherans have mass?
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Well, we have momentum. Or inertia, anyway.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)

665 HAS-BEEN .........BBBRRUUUCE

just go drink yourself to death.

At least your son made a better choice becoming a Fireman and all that.

He still believes in the USA.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (u1WYs)

666 Hunter email about pop was very passive aggressive

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (UpI0k)

667 637 Hunter is an entitled brat who seems like he will turn on pop in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM (UpI0k)

Wait for Hunter's sex tape with Rev Dr Prof Jill Esq MD. It's not even good yet.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (BRkq2)

668 256 MSNBC has a full video expose on why ONE voter changed his mind from Trump to Biden.

Which is going to do them a lot of good because SO MANY Trump voters watch MSNBC. LOL
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (+lVUW)

That guy was probably "undecided" at a town hall before he was a Trump supporter

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (rt0xh)

669 661 Is anybody bringing a telescope to the MoMe?

I've been stuck in a Metro gray night sky for over a year. I bet the stars at night, sure shine bright,....
Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (Cfk8j)

Some beautiful stars around Corsicana!

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (kzzyk)

670 that's such gross childish humor - I couldn't breathe from laughing
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (nUhF0)

I just rewatched it myself, and it really is juvenile. But the part with her head spinning around and him saying, "fuck this" and bolting from the room kills me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (/I1RL)

671 Neutrinos have mass. A very tiny amount of mass.

This is a job for a Klaatu song - Little Neutrino. Put your headphones on and crank it up.
https://youtu.be/yk0Is8-gGSQ

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (HaL55)

672 258 I assume a "tab" is another term for license plate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

I'm guessing the tax that goes with it

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (rt0xh)

673 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2020 11:16 PM (H3MF8)

674 You think you're the biggest leech in this family?! Bullshit! I'm the biggest leech in this family! Or, at least I would be, if it weren't for daddy!!

Posted by: Graft Hunter at October 15, 2020 11:16 PM (eXmcp)

675 660 Interesting that the What's Trending on Twitter has an absence of politically related headlines.

==
well, it looks like a bunch of twitter peeps were gettung the "sorry something went wrong" error on twitter during the entire townhall time slot
that's the sort of "error" that will keep stuff from trending

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:17 PM (nUhF0)

676 Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:09 PM (kOpft)

That's a shame, Methos. Sometimes Lutheran pastors have a problem with being a little too well-educated and not enough basic time with God in His book. But do keep in mind that the pastor is only there to train and equip. You get to Jesus with no need of help from anyone but Himself.

Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2020 11:17 PM (RPLa/)

677 Goodnight PW! Thanks again for the Tina info.
What I'd give for someone as talented as her again. None of the skanks on the charts today could ever hold a candle to her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

678 Well, we have momentum. Or inertia, anyway.


Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)


ROFL

Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2020 11:18 PM (RPLa/)

679 I do kinda feel sorry for more recent "bands" that seem to exist with the express purpose of shocking.

I mean, it's gotta be a lot harder to do that these days. If you want to be shocking on stage in 2020, what do you do, not wear a mask? Have a girlfriend? Dress in gender appropriate clothing?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 15, 2020 09:29 PM (hku12)

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Support Trump.

I got into a Twitter argument with a member of some new metal band, I told him that supporting Trump was as "rebellious and "metal" as it gets these days. He didn't agree. "Trump IS THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!". Lol. Yeah, right.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 15, 2020 11:18 PM (8E8Am)

680 I just rewatched it myself, and it really is juvenile. But the part with her head spinning around and him saying, "fuck this" and bolting from the room kills me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (/I1RL)

me too!
also for some reason the pea soup everywhere just killed me

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:18 PM (nUhF0)

681 Hunter is Tony Soprano Jr

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:18 PM (UpI0k)

682 ..Is anybody bringing a telescope to the MoMe?

I've been stuck in a Metro gray night sky for over a year. I bet the stars at night, sure shine bright,....

Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 11:11 PM (Cfk8j)



Find your way to the Rifle Clinic firing line, and behold more high end glass on tripods that you might yet've seen assembled in one place, till then.

Spotting Scopes. The good ones can easily resolve .22 diameter bullet holes at 1,000 yards. (not .22 LR. More like .22-250, or .220 Swift)

Alas, none will likely arrive with a proper Self-Aligning Clock Drive, so as to keep the 'scope on your intended target for more than a brief moment.

But yeah. If you want to star-gaze, I'll set up my Vortex Razor glass for you, and you can wander the skies to your hearts content!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2020 11:19 PM (QzJWU)

683
Feinstein is 87?!?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Once you master the graft, it is really hard to leave!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


The drachma lives loudly within her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 11:19 PM (63Dwl)

684 Good evening horde!

Wife and I both voted today, wife voted Trump today, 2016 she voted third party.

Our small county is 70% republican, they said the voting has been steady. I believe Trump takes Ohio.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 15, 2020 11:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

685 Damn, I want that shirt.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2020 09:13 PM (IEu+J)


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Tshirthell.com has it for sale.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2020 11:20 PM (F5Ipy)

686 Gaelic: I consider myself a Lutheran, which is funny given I'm of Italian and Irish extraction. ;-)

But I was adopted at a very young age by a mom of Norwegian background, and a father who was Catholic but converted so he could marry my mom. So that's how I ended up Lutheran.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Interesting! My dad's side of the family was Irish, but not particularly religious. My mom's side of the family was midwestern Protestant, so she sent my sister and me to a Lutheran school.

Church and Sunday school every weekend, and church on Wednesdays during school hours. I'm grateful now for that moral foundation.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 11:20 PM (5FCda)

687 653
646 Hunter is an entitled brat who seems like he will turn on pop in a heartbeat.



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM







IF he doesn't "hang himself" in the meantime...

Posted by: Zettai at October 15, 2020 11:08 PM (ZbBR3)



--------------------------



They found emails implicating Hillary on his hard drive?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:10 PM (CAJOC)

------------------------------
Hunter's Digital Diary, Day 472: "Today Pop told me that when this Russian deal is done, we're really gonna screw Hillary Clinton. I sure hope he meant financially. If not, I'm gonna need WAY more crack."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2020 11:21 PM (+3rQF)

688 Seriously, we are talking about known treasonous bribe eating at the highest levels of the Obama administration involving Iraq, Ukraine, and China; and our media is so full-on Pravda they don't GAF.

Moreover, top GOPers, in addition to the FBI and CIA, knew all about it all along and went after Trump full throttle in 2016 and every year thereafter to keep it quiet.

This is pretty F'd up.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:22 PM (BRkq2)

689 You get to Jesus with no need of help from anyone but Himself.
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I hear that.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:23 PM (kOpft)

690 684 Good evening horde!

Wife and I both voted today, wife voted Trump today, 2016 she voted third party.

Our small county is 70% republican, they said the voting has been steady. I believe Trump takes Ohio.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 15, 2020 11:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

Good news and God Bless!

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 11:23 PM (kzzyk)

691 That's a shame, Methos. Sometimes Lutheran pastors have a problem with
being a little too well-educated and not enough basic time with God in
His book. But do keep in mind that the pastor is only there to train and
equip. You get to Jesus with no need of help from anyone but Himself.


The previous owner of the secret mountain lair was a Lutheran pastor before he died, not sure what job he has now. Book cases built in to rooms and closets, and even the garage. If he could have built them into the hallway I think he would have.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:23 PM (SchxB)

692

The 2015 Nobel Prize in Physics went to the two guys who experimentally confirmed that neutrinos have (rest) mass.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)

693 Whoever designed Twitter's volume control needs to be caned.

Posted by: spindrift at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (elT/s)

694 672 258 I assume a "tab" is another term for license plate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

I'm guessing the tax that goes with it
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (rt0xh)

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If it's anything like Minnesota, the tabs are little stickers you put on the license plate to show that you've paid the tax.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (CAJOC)

695 Moreover, top GOPers, in addition to the FBI and CIA, knew all about it
all along and went after Trump full throttle in 2016 and every year
thereafter to keep it quiet.




Knew about it? Hell, I think at least some of them had their noses in the trough. And the way McCain's family has been acting makes me think he may have been one of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:25 PM (SchxB)

696 Of course, it was pretty clear when GOPe pretended like the Iran deal was not a treaty so they could support it via failure theater; otherwise they had the votes to stop it.

Lard-ass megaMaggot, the McCain daughter, prolly has millions of that pallet of Iran cash.

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:25 PM (BRkq2)

697 Moreover, top GOPers, in addition to the FBI and CIA, knew all about it
all along and went after Trump full throttle in 2016 and every year
thereafter to keep it quiet.

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I think the deal is they don't really investigate (D) corruption and the (D)s let them have the crumbs.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:25 PM (kOpft)

698 Blanco!
um, i was typing that at the same time you were saying it!

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:26 PM (BRkq2)

699 326 John Paul Jones was the most talented member of Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 15, 2020 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

Without a doubt

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:26 PM (rt0xh)

700 The 2015 Nobel Prize in Physics went to the two guys who experimentally confirmed that neutrinos have (rest) mass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)

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So, what now?

Posted by: Bob Seger at October 15, 2020 11:27 PM (wPVhA)

701 um, i was typing that at the same time you were saying it!

Just means you're plugged into the mass subconscious of the Hordemind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:27 PM (SchxB)

702 I see from the sidebar the boss watches Your Welcome

Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2020 11:28 PM (WyVLE)

703 >> So, what now?

Boobs?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:29 PM (rCwaK)

704 Kindltot,
So awesome for you to rescue a creature and see them thrive.

Lucy is a rescue from the pound. She was feral, but you g enough that she got accustomed to being cared for and would come home in the evening to eat.

Now she's snoring on my lap.

Good kitteh.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

705 Prayers farmer.
Fuck the gatekeepers. Knock your way in and be with her. And bring your FIL.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 15, 2020 11:04

I'm of the same mind, but this is her Dad. I've already told her to call the head of the facility, but she's deferring to her Dad right now. He has been a hero but in my mind we need to get more involved.

They are transitioning to hospice because she was under the care of another dr. and he has to release her. It's all BS, she was 5'10" so shorter now, she's down to 106 lbs.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 11:30 PM (yMKLy)

706 saw a tweet saying pic of Hunter snorting coke off of what apoears to be underaged ass is being shared - but havent seen it as ppl are afraid to get fbi'd

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:30 PM (nUhF0)

707 I remember bringing up the water and wine to the priest. I always found it funny when he'd pour the wine into the chalice, and then place his finger over the water cruet so that just a drop or two would be added.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

There were great theological debates raging over how little water was required. There was even a standardized dipper that could be used to ensure that exactly enough water was added to the wine at the Offertory.

Posted by: CHOAM at October 15, 2020 11:31 PM (qyH+l)

708 As a society perhaps generations from now (hope sooner) public dancing will be seen once again as an indicator of mental illness and those who do ridiculed to suicide. Marines dancing in uniform has got to be the most backward emasculating retarded indicator of Idiocracy come to life. No not going to lighten up and giggle with the idiots.

Difference between busting a move alone or in a drunken state at an AOC Emporium. This shit is just stupid shit. Bust em all down one rank, $300/mo for 6 months and confined to barracks cleaning urinals with Qtips.

Posted by: The Real Kramer at October 15, 2020 11:31 PM (VF9SE)

709 700 The 2015 Nobel Prize in Physics went to the two guys who experimentally confirmed that neutrinos have (rest) mass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)

---------

So, what now?
Posted by: Bob Seger at October 15, 2020 11:27 PM (wPVhA)
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What?! It is raycis to call castrati "neutrinos," that's what!!!

Posted by: Dazie Hirono at October 15, 2020 11:32 PM (BRkq2)

710 Maybe them liberal ELCA types. But not us real solid Lutherans. Now, brats, roast pig, proper potato salad, sauerkraut, baked beans, and cole slaw is the way to go.
Posted by: GWB at October 15, 2020 11:07 PM (RPLa/)

Amen.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 11:33 PM (5FCda)

711 363 I used to jog the same indoor track with Alice Cooper. Really nice guy.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2DOZq)

You play tennis, don't you?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

I do. Actually the track was in my tennis club where I taught.

Alice is a scratch golfer too, a real stick

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:33 PM (rt0xh)

712 As an altar boy, I always got stuck with funerals, never weddings. No tips at funerals.



One year, I was scheduled for Saturday morning Mass. I was not
aware that it was All Souls' Day. So I got to church around 6:30 a.m.
for the seven o'clock Mass and saw that it was already in progress. The
priest bends his head toward the back, silently letting me know to
change and come out on the altar. So I did, just in time for communion
and that whole 'paten' thing. After Mass, he asked if I had anything to
do. I said no. He said, 'Well, it's All Souls' Day and I have three
masses in a row to do. You're staying.' So I did two more masses with
that priest. Then the next priest came in, asked me if I had anything
to do to which I replied no. Got stuck doing three more masses before I
got to leave.



This was well before the age of cell phones and when I finally got home, my Mom wondered where the hell I'd been all that time.

Posted by: RickZ at October 15, 2020 11:06 PM (Y8PSl)

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true story:

when i started Catholic school in 7th grade, the parish priest ought me out, more than once, trying to convince me to be an altar boy...

i declined the honor, no matter how much he insisted.

good thing i did: he was molesting my classmates.

rot in hell, Patrick Ziemann

https://www.andersonadvocates.com/accused/father-bp-patrick-g-ziemann/

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 15, 2020 11:33 PM (osJAv)

713 People seem to forget McCain was one of the Keating 5. He's was in on the graft for a long time.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 11:33 PM (5p7BC)

714 Heavy Music

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:33 PM (UpI0k)

715 You get to Jesus with no need of help from anyone but Himself.

That's why I struck out on my own to find Him. It's been interesting and this solitary journey has taken me to people, books and ideas I'd never have found in a church.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 11:35 PM (HaL55)

716 Before my time, but how did McCain survive Keating?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:35 PM (UpI0k)

717 Dave in Fla, McCain didn't enjoy his time in the Keating 5. He really wanted to be in the Jackson 5.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

718 694 672 258 I assume a "tab" is another term for license plate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2020 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

I'm guessing the tax that goes with it
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:14 PM (rt0xh)

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If it's anything like Minnesota, the tabs are little stickers you put on the license plate to show that you've paid the tax.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (CAJOC)

Eons ago, to make a license plate valid for another year, the state would give you a little tab that you would unscrew one of the screws holding the tag, put the tab over the screw hole, and screw the screw back in place.

Posted by: CHOAM at October 15, 2020 11:36 PM (qyH+l)

719 Had some time to think about it and I think this NBC townhall was out of the park homerun for Trump. Especially since Guthrie wouldn't leave the Covid topic.

It is Trump's weak spot and they were trying to hurt him with it. Being strong in response probably helped him a lot with some wavering voters that are living in fear.

I'm very glad he did it, and I'm glad they went after him exactly as they did.

And is this man blessed or what? To have that woman right behind him giving thumbs ups?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 11:37 PM (5p7BC)

720 Also I saw the Keating 5 open for Payola$ in 1983

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

721 440 I thoughts vespers were Italian motor scooters.
Posted by: Muldoon

In the 70s they had rosary engines.
Posted by: Il Mikloso at October 15, 2020 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

*Snort*

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:39 PM (rt0xh)

722 I saw them middle for the fifth dimension.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:39 PM (UpI0k)

723 McCain managed to be the only one not indicted. I'll leave it to the imagination how he pulled off that trick. His name was all over the evidence.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 11:40 PM (5p7BC)

724 Before my time, but how did McCain survive Keating?

McCain and Keating were friends. The committee investigating the mess let him off the hook after criticizing him for "poor judgement". Something that he would prove correct with his vote against repealing 0bamacare.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:40 PM (SchxB)

725 Trump is occasionally an ass, can come across as abrasive, but is whip-smart and makes his own luck. His 'rope a dope' technique is incredible.

Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 11:41 PM (kzzyk)

726 I'm thinking of packing my favorite binos to do some star gazing but I'm trying to keep it light. Maybe someone will lend me a pair.

Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 11:43 PM (Cfk8j)

727 So, like the Hillary email investigation?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 15, 2020 11:43 PM (UpI0k)

728 I'm thinking of packing my favorite binos to do some star gazing but I'm trying to keep it light. Maybe someone will lend me a pair.
Posted by: pawn at October 15, 2020 11:43 PM (Cfk8j)

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I have a nice collection of dwarfs but they're all pigmented. Still want to borrow some?

Posted by: Zombie Peter the Great at October 15, 2020 11:45 PM (wPVhA)

729 McCain managed to be the only one not indicted. I'll leave it to the
imagination how he pulled off that trick. His name was all over the
evidence.


Didn't they let John Glenn skate as well?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:45 PM (SchxB)

730 Before my time, but how did McCain survive Keating?
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War hero, and new to congress as I recall.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:45 PM (kOpft)

731 I will take a drive this weekend.
I will go into the remnants of the "Bobcat" fire and view the results of it's rampage thru the majority of my local mountains which has been epic compared to the "Station Fire" in 2009. (I stood on my Father's home hosing down the roof.) I suspect a moonscape of blackened hillsides and denuded tree stands. I will hope that some old growth Oak and Pines in the deeper canyons survived.

I will report to you all of my findings.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:46 PM (u1WYs)

732 Nominal LCMS here for 30 years, but haven't been to a service since March, and won't be going back under current leadership. After that, I don't know as this is the third pastor in a row I've had a falling out with due to their penchant to going worldy, and I don't know that's a fixable thing since Lutheran pastors at least, seem to think Romans 13 is the only statement the Bible makes about human authority, and as such don't seem to much buy into the American view of the nature of human authority.
Or maybe we're just a dumping ground for that type because we're in Cook County. I still agree with the basic Lutheran idea that if we have arguments about doctrine, we should go back to Scripture and see what *all* of it says, but I see fewer and fewer that even want to have that discussion.
Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:09 PM (kOpft)

I was baptized into the LCMS as well, and totally agree that it has become too worldly. I tried to go back to the church I attended as a child several years ago, but the salt had lost its savor and I didn't want to return.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 11:46 PM (5FCda)

733
So, this happened today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=========

Well...what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2020 11:49 PM (G51Gf)

734 Or we will debate Religion

This is why it is the ONT.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:50 PM (u1WYs)

735 Just means you're plugged into the mass subconscious of the Hordemind.

Resistance is futile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 15, 2020 11:50 PM (HaL55)

736 Savannah Guthrie impressed no one except the same harpies who think and act like her. I dont believe she scored points against Trump.

Moderates however, probably saw on her countenance and lack of decorum the ugly face of the leftist snake.

The nasty woman bit is not attractive to middle America.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 15, 2020 11:50 PM (8kcqy)

737 Goodnight, Horde.

One more workday for me this week, which means I gotta get up in the morning instead of the afternoon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:50 PM (SchxB)

738 I'm not up-threading



do about what?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:51 PM (u1WYs)

739 515 509 It was my understanding there would be no Latin.


In nomine Patri et Fili et Spiritus Sancti....

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 15, 2020 11:51 PM (rt0xh)

740 737

Sleep the sleep Blanco

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:52 PM (u1WYs)

741 HAS-BEEN .........BBBRRUUUCE



just go drink yourself to death.



At least your son made a better choice becoming a Fireman and all that.



He still believes in the USA.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:13 PM (u1WYs)


traveling in a fried out kombi
its douchey bruce the leftist zombie
he met a native that made him nervous
she knocked him out and he was breakfast
and she said

fuck him and his land down under
I feasted on that dickless wonder

My stomach's full and my ass thunders
I'll wipe it with his album cover








Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 11:53 PM (9Om/r)

742 724 Before my time, but how did McCain survive Keating?

McCain and Keating were friends. The committee investigating the mess let him off the hook after criticizing him for "poor judgement". Something that he would prove correct with his vote against repealing 0bamacare.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 15, 2020 11:40 PM (SchxB)
---

COC/donor-class wanted Obamacare. McCain was just GOPe-ing. Lines of defense: Romney failure theater, Roberts lying, McCain backstabbing. They fought hard for it.

Posted by: Dazie Hirono at October 15, 2020 11:54 PM (BRkq2)

743 "Before my time, but how did McCain survive Keating?"


The swamp took care of their own. The Senate gave them all a pass because they all were getting money from questionable people for regulatory favors. Still the same today, nothing changes.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 15, 2020 11:54 PM (4thlk)

744 "Blood Work" with Clint Eastwood is a good heart transplant movie, also. Ending action scene is a bit weak, though, cinematography-wise: too much swimming and splashing around.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 15, 2020 11:54 PM (YqED9)

745 oops/ static cling

Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (BRkq2)

746 saw a tweet saying pic of Hunter snorting coke off of what apoears to be underaged ass is being shared - but havent seen it as ppl are afraid to get fbi'd
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 15, 2020 11:30 PM (nUhF0)



If this winds up looping together Biden with Epstein, the Awan brothers and Seth Rich, I'll sleep peacefully.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

747 I'll give a shit about culturally appropriating food when more than 3% of pizza places aren't run by Russians, Mexicans or middle easterners. Also take all that shit off the pie, it doesn't belong there.

The left keeps wanting to play this "only X race can use/do this" game, forgetting how in the end that'll end up worse for them if everyone must stick to only they races inventions and food.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (Xm6hb)

748 11 months later, I believe I finally settled my mother's estate. It was a final payout for the equity in her retirement community. They sent it to the wrong address in February. Once it finally found me, it was made out to her estate not me so the bank wouldn't deposit it I tried to get probate court to issue an order, but it's been sitting in the legal system since July due to Covid.

The check went stale and they reissued using a different format that starts with my name. Today the bank took it.

I was joking with my wife I should buy a Porche Cayman. She looked at me and said "with all you went through for two years, you should. I won't stop you" God I love this woman.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (5p7BC)

749 739

Unless your into "High Latin Mass?"

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (u1WYs)

750 I still agree with the basic Lutheran idea that if we have arguments about doctrine, we should go back to Scripture and see what *all* of it says, but I see fewer and fewer that even want to have that discussion.
Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2020 11:09 PM (kOpft)

Keep your eyes on the cross and let the pontifficators pontificate. The ground at the foot of the cross is level.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...don't ask me why I'm smiling at October 15, 2020 11:58 PM (o9ePR)

751 Well...what are you going to do about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2020 11:49 PM (G51Gf)

Keep an eye out for her. I have seen the car before. She is local. It's a small town.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2020 11:59 PM (V4yDy)

752 fuck him and his land down under
I feasted on that dickless wonder

My stomach's full and my ass thunders
I'll wipe it with his album cover








Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 11:53 PM (9Om/r)

Hah! LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 12:01 AM (V4yDy)

753 I wonder if Bezos bought Wapo just support candidates who will keep his Communist China pipeline open and unimpeded.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 12:01 AM (Ed8Zd)

754 Townes Van Zandt sure has some sad *** songs. This tune, "Big Country Blues" needs a vid of a bunch of brightly colored Vespas flying in formation around an abandoned mall parking lot.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2020 12:03 AM (RuIsu)

755

Berserker's a poet, too??




Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:03 AM (ZbBR3)

756 I'll give a shit about culturally appropriating food
when more than 3% of pizza places aren't run by Russians, Mexicans or
middle easterners. Also take all that shit off the pie, it doesn't
belong there.



The left keeps wanting to play this "only X race can use/do this"
game, forgetting how in the end that'll end up worse for them if
everyone must stick to only they races inventions and food.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (Xm6hb)

One thing I have to say about my area of jersey, most pizza places around here are actually run by italians.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:03 AM (9Om/r)

757 saw a tweet saying pic of Hunter snorting coke off of what apoears to be
underaged ass is being shared - but havent seen it as ppl are afraid to
get fbi'd

---

So, if you (one of the people commenting on it) have seen it, and it is, you're already in technical violation of the law on possessing said material. So I would 1) not go looking for it 2) not admit it if accidentally coming across it, and 3) wait for the inevitable 4chan memes.

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 12:05 AM (kOpft)

758
If it's anything like Minnesota, the tabs are little stickers you put on the license plate to show that you've paid the tax.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (CAJOC)

We have the same thing in GA but no one calls them tabs, we just say tag or registration

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 12:05 AM (rt0xh)

759 750

Dang Monkey, gotta say that is worth the words that define it such.

I will hold my opinion on this.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2020 12:05 AM (u1WYs)

760 I am routing for AOP!

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 12:07 AM (BRkq2)

761

Up now at The Donald:

Trump The Time Traveller!


(Verrrrry interestingk...)

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:08 AM (ZbBR3)

762 Berserker's a poet, too??











Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:03 AM (ZbBR3)

Well not exactly, but writing lyrics comes with the territory of being a musician. Years ago me and a bass player used to rewrite lyrics to songs all the time to make them funny, so we got a lot of practice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:10 AM (9Om/r)

763 Ooookay, people selling keto bread at FB.
The world is officially ending. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

764 I'm out. Great day at the HQ! Thanks, all.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 12:10 AM (BRkq2)

765 760

But you a rooting for aspect-oriented programming....because?

not getting it....

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2020 12:11 AM (u1WYs)

766 One thing I have to say about my area of jersey, most pizza places around here are actually run by italians.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:03 AM (9Om/r)

Here in Alberta, some of the best pizza ( and steak) houses are run by Greeks, usually named "Nick".

I remember, growing up in Vancouver, that one of the best seafood restaurants was Chris' Grill, run by Chris Stomatis, who was a friend of my father.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 12:11 AM (V4yDy)

767 Well, I think you're a poet...

Moar, please!

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:11 AM (ZbBR3)

768 Well not exactly, but writing lyrics comes with the territory of being a musician. Years ago me and a bass player used to rewrite lyrics to songs all the time to make them funny, so we got a lot of practice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:10 AM (9Om/r)

heh, my wife and I are just small time vocalists, but we love making up lyrics to tunes all the time. Like anything, once you get in the habit of it, it gets easy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

769 Hmmmmm.

Black Widow, or a Bad Ticker caused two suicides?

I know what I'm guessing.

I wonder if the Black Widow is dating again. I am, of course, always on the lookout for The Next Ex-Mrs. Sharkman.

Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 16, 2020 12:13 AM (1YlHz)

770 HEY HEY HEY

don't get all weak and "gee I'm tired mode" now

One Thousand+?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2020 12:14 AM (u1WYs)

771 If it's anything like Minnesota, the tabs are little stickers you put on the license plate to show that you've paid the tax.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2020 11:24 PM (CAJOC)

We have the same thing in GA but no one calls them tabs, we just say tag or registration
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 12:05 AM (rt0xh)

Texas used to have those, and then all the illegals kept scraping them off and putting them on their own cars, so now it's a sticker on the inside of your windshield, that tears to bits if you try to peel it off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:14 AM (V2Yro)

772
Keep an eye out for her. I have seen the car before. She is local. It's a small town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

========

Keep us posted!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 12:14 AM (G51Gf)

773 The nasty woman bit is not attractive to middle America.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 15, 2020 11:50 PM (8kcqy)

When Megyn Kelly is critical of your performance, you know you've gone too far.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 12:14 AM (5FCda)

774 Chanel, uber hawt thang OAN WH correspondent who is killing time with some "husband" before finally making the leap to my side, has twitted that she had "behind the scenes" look at Hunter's laptop material. Drugs, underage obsession, "power deals" (that last one being a neutral concept unless there is some impropriety involved, as in, for example, massive massive massive impropriety like renting out access and favor-seeking to an American VP).

I saw something about Hunter being on a $10M/year retainer for a "private" energy concern in Chi-Nah. It wasn't from Rudy.

Confusulated. Rudy said more would be coming out today, implied it would be details on Jim Biden and Iraq, and something on Chi-Nah. But haven't seen anything from him on these.

And in really must be considered the formal final transition into a Third World or Soviet bloc country for the US, one of the two major party presidential candidates, in a live TV event, got NO QUESTIONS about probably the most lurid and explosive October surprise in our history.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2020 12:16 AM (OTzUX)

775 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)

776 I was baptized into the LCMS as well, and totally agree that it has become too worldly. I tried to go back to the church I attended as a child several years ago, but the salt had lost its savor and I didn't want to return.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 15, 2020 11:46 PM (5FCda)

I believe there's quite a variety of worldliness, as you put it, in the various LCMS churches. Some are just about ELCA, but not all. The trend is a huge problem in all of the mainline protestant churches, my impression is that the LCMS has resisted it better than most. But not completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:19 AM (V2Yro)

777 The press is run by schizophrenics, who unlike Terry A. Davis, can't code worth shit .

Posted by: Jimbo at October 16, 2020 12:21 AM (g19P3)

778 Speaking of uber hawt thangs, I've read that Hope Hicks has returned to duty...

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:23 AM (ZbBR3)

779 775

Steve...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2020 12:23 AM (u1WYs)

780 I get the feeling that Megyn Kelly will not be crying on air on Nov 3rd.

I think she has reached the acceptance stage

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2020 12:23 AM (5p7BC)

781 I wonder if AOP can get us the secret ingredient in authentic Chocolate Pork...

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:26 AM (ZbBR3)

782 Lurid is the new run of the mill. Not to say "normal".

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2020 12:26 AM (RuIsu)

783 First world problem. Looking for large rifle primers. Found a thousand CCI #34s online. Came in yesterday. Tried them out today. Juiced my load from 2588 fps to 2635 with no other changes to the cartridge. Was using both WLR and CCI 200, which both gave me the 2588 velocity. I'm decreasing the powder load to get the 2588 fps velocity back (trying to duplicate Federal Gold Medal Match in my 181/2" barrel.)

Posted by: An Observation at October 16, 2020 12:27 AM (frl74)

784 heh, my wife and I are just small time vocalists,
but we love making up lyrics to tunes all the time. Like anything,
once you get in the habit of it, it gets easy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

Exactly, it just becomes second nature. Right after 9-11 I had rewrote the lyrics to a shit ton of christmas songs, all dealing with killing terrorists and bin laden. I was going to do a christmas album, lol. It was some funny stuff.
Rudolph the red nosed rain deer became Osama the dick nosed saudi. frosty the snowman became osama the homo, etc. well, going from memory, one of the frosty verses-


osama the homo, was a middle east asshole
beat with a pipe and a broken nose and a corpse shot full of holes
osama the homo, was a fucking dick they say
and our kids will know how we made him glow and how we snuffed his life one day
there must have been some magic in that big ol' nuke we found
'cause when we dropped it on his head a crater's all we found
Osama the homo is as dead as he can be
In a white hot flash he was turned to ash, now the prick is history




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:28 AM (9Om/r)

785 The beauty of this is that the laptop includes photos and video of Hunter.


I tried to point this out yest., but no one was listening. If there was no video, the Biden camp would just claim it was all fake. If it was just sex tapes, etc. it would not affect Joe since everyone knows Hunter is a crack head.

But the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. The sex tapes both (a) confirm the fact that Hunter had a bad security laps, and (b) can not be made public so they sit in the background like a fucking dead horse in the living room that no one wants to mention.
While at the same time the emails which would be worthless on their own (think how easy it is to claim it is just Russian forgeries if they are just emails) are now taken as fact.

Sure, the Bidens will claim it is a fraud, and sure the emails can be verified with enough investigation to find bank accounts, money transfers, etc. but none of that has clarity after 4 years of Russian hoax.

What has clarity is a nice story -- provenance. A water damaged laptop abandoned at a repair shop in Del. What a beautiful beautiful story. Better than fiction. John LeCarre wishes he could have come up with such a story.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:29 AM (LWu6U)

786 *lapse

and, what I meant to say --

A water damaged laptop abandoned at a repair shop in Del. **by a crackhead**.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:31 AM (LWu6U)

787
I'm heartbroken you won't be there.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 15, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

Woah, Nurse won't be there? Damnnn...bummer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:15 PM (9Om/r)


I feel lucky to be able to know her and see her from time to time as a fellow local.

She isn't the defacto leader of the PacNWMoMe for nothing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)

788 783-
Ummm any help on caliber or bullet or bullet size or powder or powder load??

Thats like saying i bought new primers and it took me two minutes longer to cook mac and cheese

Posted by: DBCooper at October 16, 2020 12:32 AM (EUR2q)

789 If this winds up looping together Biden with Epstein, the Awan brothers and Seth Rich, I'll sleep peacefully.

Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2020 11:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

Trump made a very strong statement about pedophilia tonight... and repeated it.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:32 AM (Hp6JJ)

790 What has clarity is a nice story -- provenance. A water damaged laptop abandoned at a repair shop in Del. What a beautiful beautiful story. Better than fiction. John LeCarre wishes he could have come up with such a story.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:29 AM (LWu6U)

I expected to see God's hand in action more than one time this election season. It's the single thing that the billions of dollar money men, thieves, experts, cheaters, bilkers, liars, smoky room dealmakers, Goebbels wannabes, and professional corruptocrats simply cannot account for in any calculation.

There are certainly no guarantees God wants "my guy" to win the next election, but it certainly appears He had a large hand in 2016. The Day of the Bollard comes to mind.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:36 AM (Hp6JJ)

791 Speaking of uber hawt thangs, I've read that Hope Hicks has returned to duty...

When I mention my need for an emotional-support supermodel, Hope Hicks would be a suitable substitute.

Hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 12:36 AM (HaL55)

792 784

With THAT...got to DASH, least I make a WINE SPLASH, all over my....booty.....you gold!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2020 12:36 AM (u1WYs)

793 Trump made a very strong statement about pedophilia tonight... and repeated it.
Posted by: ...


Yeah, and consider that he has known about what is on the laptop for a while now. I give him respect for not mentioning anything earlier. This is a bombshell and my guess is that the twitter reaction is a response to the DNC pulling out all stops in panic.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:37 AM (LWu6U)

794
I remember when my cousin got married the priest filled his goblet to max capacity, it took him a few gulps to drink it all, and he literally stood there drinking it gulp after gulp. THEN he pours some more in and drank that. It was a later wedding so he must have been at it all day, because he forgot to say you may kiss the bride. He was totally pickled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)

Yeah. I've gotten more than one priest drunk at my house. I consider it a badge of honor, and will be heavily leaning on that fact when I, hopefully, stand at the Pearly Gates seeking admission.

I always served the expensive stuff, and guessing the word got out among the local priesthood.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 12:37 AM (sy5kK)

795 Biden, Epstein, Awans, Seth Rich, and the flying saucers THE NAVY was chasing around. All wrapped up tidy like with a bow, I could dig it.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2020 12:37 AM (RuIsu)

796
osama the homo, was a middle east asshole
beat with a pipe and a broken nose and a corpse shot full of holes
osama the homo, was a fucking dick they say
and our kids will know how we made him glow and how we snuffed his life one day
there must have been some magic in that big ol' nuke we found
'cause when we dropped it on his head a crater's all we found
Osama the homo is as dead as he can be
In a white hot flash he was turned to ash, now the prick is history

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:28 AM (9Om/r)

LOL I'm glad you wrote that down, it deserved to be memorialized!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

797 LOL, latest MSM spin.

Guiliani was the target of Russia disinformation.

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 12:38 AM (NgKpN)

798 Just finished watching ths from tonight. Biden was dementia joe and very low energy. Trump made a strong show in a hostile environment. Strong high energy. Biden was given softballs even then he did not preform. Biden is toast.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 16, 2020 12:39 AM (0OmEj)

799 A water damaged laptop abandoned at a repair shop in Del. **by a crackhead**.

---
Note: Never involve crackheads in the planning or execution of your criminal enterprise.

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 12:39 AM (kOpft)

800 I feel lucky to be able to know her and see her from time to time as a fellow local.



She isn't the defacto leader of the PacNWMoMe for nothing.




B'Gal and I had BBQ lunch with her and Insomniac last summer. A fun time was had by all in attendance. She's a hoot and a holler, as we used to say back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 12:39 AM (HaL55)

801 I was born in Aus-trail-i-a, born in Aus-trail-i a !

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at October 16, 2020 12:40 AM (a4EWo)

802 Sure, the Bidens will claim it is a fraud, and sure the emails can be verified with enough investigation to find bank accounts, money transfers, etc. but none of that has clarity after 4 years of Russian hoax.

What has clarity is a nice story -- provenance. A water damaged laptop abandoned at a repair shop in Del. What a beautiful beautiful story. Better than fiction. John LeCarre wishes he could have come up with such a story.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:29 AM (LWu6U)

I would pay real money to see a tape of Hunter banging Jill. Or better yet, Jill pegging Hunter, while Joe watched.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:40 AM (V2Yro)

803 Bobcat Fire current status...

they're just letting the interior burn out.

https://inciweb.nwcg.gov/incident/7152/

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 12:40 AM (osJAv)

804 I feel lucky to be able to know her and see her from time to time as a fellow local.



She isn't the defacto leader of the PacNWMoMe for nothing.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)

I met her at the VA MoMe. She picked me right out as I was walking into the bar. Saved my ass she did, because it was a big place and I wasn't sure how I was going to find anybody.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:41 AM (9Om/r)

805 Trump made a very strong statement about pedophilia tonight... and repeated it.

Posted by: ...





Yeah, and consider that he has known about what is on the laptop for
a while now. I give him respect for not mentioning anything earlier.
---

There is allegedly a debate next week, according to the ad I saw on FNC tonight. Seems like Trump might bring it up like he did last time.

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 12:42 AM (kOpft)

806 well, ..., since Qanon is by definition anti-pedo, those who oppose Qanon...or are opposed by Qanon are pro-pedo. Hey, with Strokin' Joe Biden, that's not too hard to see.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 16, 2020 12:43 AM (4RcDR)

807 LOL I'm glad you wrote that down, it deserved to be memorialized!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

yeah I'm going from memory on that one. I think my fav was santa claus is coming to town, and that became Americans will level your town. lol.It was a good one. I'm not sure where the lyrics for all this stuff is. Might be on an external drive somewhere.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:43 AM (9Om/r)

808 I would pay real money to see a tape of Hunter banging Jill. Or better yet, Jill pegging Hunter, while Joe watched.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:40 AM (V2Yro)

Man, that would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 12:43 AM (V4yDy)

809 I shall have to memorise the lyrics to "Osama Teh H*mo"!

Christmas is coming...

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:43 AM (ZbBR3)

810 is it just so strange though that there haven't been any gun control questions for Biden. It couldn't be that the Biden rioters have driven everyone in america to their local gun store and made them 2A supporters lest they be molested by your average mainstream moderate democrat as they loot and pillage.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 16, 2020 12:44 AM (4RcDR)

811 >> Or better yet, Jill pegging Hunter

and slapping his ass and calling him Nancy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 12:44 AM (rCwaK)

812 Heard a clip from Joe Scareboro from this morning bein all yuk yuk about the laptop scenario being absolutely preposterous...Worst October Surprise EVer!. Keep spinnin joe

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 16, 2020 12:44 AM (SxBH1)

813 Well, it's a quarter to twelve here, and I am ready to hit the sack.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 12:45 AM (V4yDy)

814 I would pay real money to see a tape of Hunter banging Jill. Or better yet, Jill pegging Hunter, while Joe watched.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:40 AM



I wouldn't.

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:45 AM (ZbBR3)

815 'Night AOP

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 12:46 AM (HaL55)

816 But, de gustibus non disputandum, I hasten to add...


Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:48 AM (ZbBR3)

817 There is allegedly a debate next week, according to the ad I saw on FNC tonight. Seems like Trump might bring it up like he did last time.
Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 12:42 AM (kOpft)

We've been discussing that, it's supposed to take place on Thursday the 22nd. My opinion is that I don't think it's going to happen, because Biden cannot allow it to happen with all of this stuff coming out. Not sure how it will be killed; one way could be for the worthless Debate Commission to demand that the "Moderator" be given a kill switch on Trump's mike (even tonight they turned his volume way way down) Trump could not possibly accept those terms, and then they would blame Trump for canceling.

there's other ways to kill it besides that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:48 AM (V2Yro)

818 Ohh, I hope it's a pee tape.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:48 AM (LWu6U)

819 Gentlemen, this is - umm, huh? No problem at all making concrete evidence of the greatest corruption scandal in US history understandable, if the evidence holds up and points to illegal acts. Speaking of which - is DOJ investigating *anything* done by either Biden when Loathsome Stupid Joe was VP?

As Rudy said in an aside last night, clearly his common sense and background taking over and briefly distracting from the main points he was making - how the f**k was ANY of this, much less the rampant misconduct he outlined - not discovered and ringing bells with intel and law enforcement?

Hans Gruber and Comey's 3rd World FBI aside, the question is pretty searing.

But hasn't the FBI had the laptop for a *year*?? Any investigations? Any likelihood of charges? Bueller?

In any case, my occasional speculation that the Mega-Scandal investigations still being invisible didn't matter that much, because even if there were results, the "press" would smother the story, is unsurprisingly supported this week.

The most lurid and explosive - by far - allegations, and evidence thereof, concerning a presidential candidate and his family, in modern history - and it's literally not a story for most of the press, or the public.

If Comey were indicted next week, it would be mostly ignored and otherwise denounced and labeled a political witch-hunt, without any reference to facts. And an enormous part of the country would take that absurd ficitonal world into the voting booth with them.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2020 12:49 AM (OTzUX)

820 The basic trick to writing your own funny song parodies is joke placement.

You use rhyming - as most songs do - and make the rhyming line (second line) the funny one. So come up with your joke second line first and then rhyme it benignly in the previous as the setup.

It happens naturally but the difference when you use it as a rule versus doing it by accident is stark.

Another effective technique is rhyming the *real lyric* that everyone knows. Sometimes even borrowing phrases from the original.

For example in American Pie, if you were doing a general ditty about the pathetic domestic Left, it may look something like this:

And while Lemon read a book on Marx
The Cortez practiced looking dark

That kind of thing.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:49 AM (Hp6JJ)

821
Less so for a twelve year old twenty years later.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
****
Yeah. Got married in 87. Gave the altar boys $50.
Posted by: Cosda at October 15, 2020 10:59 PM (CiljW)


Married in '95, paid the priest $350, and asked him to take care of whomever else for us. The suggested "donation" was $150, so there was a lot to play with. And the priest was a good guy and younger, so I have confidence everything worked out.

Oh, and we gave $200 to the singers who were really good, a couple that sung on Sunday mass, and worked with us to choose the music.

We walked out of the church, freshly married, with them playing the classic Charlie Brown theme piano music.

https://tinyurl.com/y25fva9w

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 12:51 AM (sy5kK)

822 Worst October Surprise EVer!.
---------------------

He probably used that exact phrase. Like clockwork they are always talking past the sale. So Joe the Killer did not come up with that line. It's like "Phony Scandal". Same thing. The phrase deployment tells you the end of the story before it even starts.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:51 AM (Hp6JJ)

823 btw, Methos, to throw at any Pastor who tries to argue Romans 13 as the basis for government authority; I could make it longer but the short version is, if you are an American, then the Declaration of Independence carries just as much Moral Authority and is every bit as Divinely Inspired as Romans 13 was. Washington believed that, Jefferson believed that, Abraham Lincoln believed that. Now they don't have to believe that, but if they don't, then they don't deserve the name of American and I don't have to listen to anything they say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:53 AM (V2Yro)

824

Look up Hunter and "downtown art scene" and "weed_slut_420". In 2018 Hunter was cavorting in the decadent NYC "art scene" and got hooked up with an artsy piece of ass who goes by the online handle weed_slut_420.

Supposedly there are oil paintings of a naked Hunter Biden being passed around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 12:53 AM (rCwaK)

825 Osama the dick nosed saudi, will get a missile up his nose

and when you look from orbit, see how his shitty country glows

all of the other mullahs, used to call him godly names

but they never met our airforce, so now their world goes up in flames

then one foggy afghan eve the airforce came to say

AWACS with your line of sight, won't you guide our bombs tonight

then how our pilots fried him, and they shouted out with glee

osama the dick nosed saudi, your fucking ass is history



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:54 AM (9Om/r)

826 Weed Slut 420!


She seems nice...

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:56 AM (ZbBR3)

827

I'm looking at "weed_slut_420"s online "material". Interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 12:56 AM (rCwaK)

828 ...osama the dick nosed saudi, your fucking ass is history

*sniff*
That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 12:58 AM (HaL55)

829 677 Goodnight PW! Thanks again for the Tina info.
What I'd give for someone as talented as her again. None of the skanks on the charts today could ever hold a candle to her.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

Tina Turner.

Simply the Best. Better than all the rest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

830 ...your fucking ass is history

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:54 AM




:****D

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 12:58 AM (ZbBR3)

831 Oh Berserker, I am laughing out loud all by myself. The Berserker Christmas album, gold I tell you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 12:59 AM (a4EWo)

832 If Comey were indicted next week, it would be mostly ignored and otherwise denounced and labeled a political witch-hunt, without any reference to facts.
Posted by: rhomboid


That's my point. I think that a lot of ofumbles scandals were deflected early on and by the time they were reported (or investigated) they had lost impact. Benghazi, fast and furious,......) But the story here is compelling and will help make impact in the 3 weeks remaining.

But I agree. This is big, and as Rudy said the companion scandal is - what the hell, is the entire gov. corrupt as hell?

I think this goes back to why they kept at it with Trump and the hoax - they had to impeach because the second they gave him room to breath he was going to indict all their asses. Is this the tip of that iceberg?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 01:00 AM (LWu6U)

833 Is "weed_slut_420" the one with the rooksie IRL name?

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 01:00 AM (ZbBR3)

834 I get the feeling that Megyn Kelly will not be crying on air on Nov 3rd.

I think she has reached the acceptance stage

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2020 12:23 AM (5p7BC)


She left FOX just a wee bit early. Now the whole place is full of lefties (or at least lefties let out of the closet) and she'd fit right in better now than before when she had her fake conservative 'sexy' act.

BTW, anybody see the ads for the new CNBC show with retard Shep 'They're Eating People In The Superdome!' Smith? Yeah, I'd take financial advice from that clown. 'Tis to laugh.

Posted by: RickZ at October 16, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)

835 Is this the tip of that iceberg?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 01:00 AM (LWu6U)

This is the tip of one of the icebergs.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 01:02 AM (Hp6JJ)

836 https://news.artnet.com/art-world/wet-paint-hunter-biden-1744755

LOL!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 01:03 AM (osJAv)

837 If Comey were indicted next week, it would be mostly ignored and
otherwise denounced and labeled a political witch-hunt, without any
reference to facts. And an enormous part of the country would take that
absurd ficitonal world into the voting booth with them.


I truly hope that there are some PROGDA presstitutes involved in this who can be punished. The MFM has needed a good ass-kicking for several decades now and this could be the comeuppance they deserve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 01:03 AM (HaL55)

838 What has clarity is a nice story -- provenance. A water damaged laptop abandoned at a repair shop in Del. What a beautiful beautiful story. Better than fiction. John LeCarre wishes he could have come up with such a story.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 12:29 AM (LWu6U)


Not plausible. Needs work.

Posted by: Publishing Houses Everywhere at October 16, 2020 01:04 AM (Y8PSl)

839 You better watch out, you better not cry,

you're time has run out it's time that you die


Americans will level your town


We're making a list, we're checking it twice

we'll see who gets the atomic devise

Americans will level your town

We'll kill you when you're sleeping, we'll kill you as you wake

We know that you're no fucking good

So you'll burn for human's sake

You better watch out, you better not cry

Our B-1 B's will litter the sky

Americans will level your town




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:04 AM (9Om/r)

840 725 Trump is occasionally an ass, can come across as abrasive, but is whip-smart and makes his own luck. His 'rope a dope' technique is incredible.
Posted by: In Exile at October 15, 2020 11:41 PM (kzzyk)

A few years back, I read that Donald Trump has a 145 IQ.

And he successfully dealt with New York construction unions for decades.

I am still in awe of this man's abilities.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:05 AM (sy5kK)

841 Supposedly there are oil paintings of a naked Hunter Biden being passed around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


One hopes there are a pair of free latex gloves included w/every purchase ...

Posted by: Adriane the Very Concerned Critic ... at October 16, 2020 01:06 AM (LPnfS)

842 Duuude...I saw Weed Slut open for The Grateful Dead in 81 at some festival...man

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 16, 2020 01:06 AM (SxBH1)

843 LOL!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 01:03 AM



Thanks!

I was able to capture qzir name from that... NOT rooskie, I think...

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 01:06 AM (ZbBR3)

844 688 Seriously, we are talking about known treasonous bribe eating at the highest levels of the Obama administration involving Iraq, Ukraine, and China; and our media is so full-on Pravda they don't GAF.

Moreover, top GOPers, in addition to the FBI and CIA, knew all about it all along and went after Trump full throttle in 2016 and every year thereafter to keep it quiet.

This is pretty F'd up.
Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:22 PM (BRkq2)


Never forget, there are millions of lamp posts in the USA, and miles and miles of rope.

And we don't even need to start talking about helicopters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:07 AM (sy5kK)

845 Hah! Teh zhena is the "art critic" in that article...

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 01:08 AM (ZbBR3)

846 There are certainly no guarantees God wants "my guy" to win the next election, but it certainly appears He had a large hand in 2016. The Day of the Bollard comes to mind.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:36 AM (Hp6JJ)


Hey, what about me?

Posted by: Souvenir Shoe Left In The Street at October 16, 2020 01:09 AM (Y8PSl)

847 A few years back, I read that Donald Trump has a 145 IQ.




That puts him up there with Jordan Peterson, who is one of the smartest guys I've ever had the pleasure of listening to online. His Introduction to the idea of God lecture by itself is awesomely awesome. And it's merely the first of that series.

I highly recommend it. It'll be the best 2.5 hours you'll ever spend.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 01:11 AM (HaL55)

848 Moreover, top GOPers, in addition to the FBI and CIA, knew all about it all along and went after Trump full throttle in 2016 and every year thereafter to keep it quiet.

This is pretty F'd up.
Posted by: Gilded at October 15, 2020 11:22 PM (BRkq2)


Never forget, there are millions of lamp posts in the USA, and miles and miles of rope.

And we don't even need to start talking about helicopters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:07 AM (sy5kK)


---------------

***knew about it???**** THEY GOT IN ON IT.
Half of DC is paid in ccp cash.

I always think of Mussolini hanging from the front court of an esso station.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 01:11 AM (LWu6U)

849 I think Harris uses COVID as excuse to mail it in after this

Posted by: Jean at October 16, 2020 01:12 AM (0hhHA)

850
traveling in a fried out kombi
its douchey bruce the leftist zombie
he met a native that made him nervous
she knocked him out and he was breakfast
and she said

fuck him and his land down under
I feasted on that dickless wonder

My stomach's full and my ass thunders
I'll wipe it with his album cover








Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2020 11:53 PM (9Om/r)

The lead guitar must be awesome on this riff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:15 AM (sy5kK)

851 Oh the mood outside is frightful, but the bombs are so delightful

and we left them no place to go

let'em glow let'em glow let'em glow


The bombs they aren't a stoppin', see the burning corpses poppin'

and the bomber jets are coming in low

let'em glow let'em glow let'em, glow


when we finally tell those fucks goodnight

how they'll hate dying in a bullet storm

If our pilots burn them bright

on the way home they'll be warm


al-qaeda's slowly dyin', and we laugh so hard we're cryin'

and just because we hate them so

let'em glow let'em glow let'em glow



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:15 AM (9Om/r)

852 I believe there's quite a variety of worldliness, as you put it, in the various LCMS churches. Some are just about ELCA, but not all. The trend is a huge problem in all of the mainline protestant churches, my impression is that the LCMS has resisted it better than most. But not completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 12:19 AM (V2Yro)

This seems like a fair assessment. I suppose a church band playing "worship music" is a matter of taste. I would have preferred the standard hymns.

And there was too much emphasis on participation by the children of the congregation, and not enough on actual reading of scripture. When I was a child, we sat quietly and listened to the pastor speak.

And don't get me started on the wearing of jeans, flip flops, and other casual clothes! LOL

But what turned me off most of all was that they were hawking some kind of coupons - scrip? - from in front of the pulpit after the service. It seemed like an inappropriate place for fundraising.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 01:16 AM (5FCda)

853
That would explain Trump's performance. When confronted with hot bades, the male IQ drops about 20 points. When you're at 145, you can hang out with supermodels and still be pretty smart.

If merely average, you can't spare the 20 points.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:16 AM (rCwaK)

854 Biden was given softballs even then he did not preform. Biden is toast.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 16, 2020 12:39 AM (0OmEj)


I wish I could watch ol' Gropin' Joe go on OANN to see how he handles a hostile environment. Even Newsmax would be more hostile than FOX. The best would be Slow Joe sitting down for an interview with Dan Bongino.

/If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Posted by: RickZ at October 16, 2020 01:17 AM (Y8PSl)

855 Berserker, I think you could do a contemporary version of Nat King Cole's classic, I've only got the first two lines....
Joe's nuts roasting on an open fire
Twitter reeling out the hose....
Just a thought, I know that you can do better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 01:18 AM (a4EWo)

856
If Comey were indicted next week, it would be mostly ignored and otherwise denounced and labeled a political witch-hunt, without any reference to facts. And an enormous part of the country would take that absurd ficitonal world into the voting booth with them.
Posted by: rhomboid

=======

Good evening!

And yet again, this is why...

we need creative plea deals. They can go free if they go on live t.v. and confess to the nation the full depth and breadth of their criminality and dishonesty. "I lied to you for years." "I broke the law and subverted the Constitution." "Yes, if you had done this you would most likely be spending the rest of your life in federal prison." "Americans and friends of Americans died because of my perfidy."

etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 01:19 AM (G51Gf)

857 Never forget, there are millions of lamp posts in the USA, and miles and miles of rope.



And we don't even need to start talking about helicopters.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:07 AM (sy5kK)

---
not to mention the large supply of WD-1 wire available to the US military active and reserve units, as well as what can be found at Home Despot, Lowe's, and the local hardware store.

and 550 cord, which many of us vets have handy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 01:19 AM (osJAv)

858 ..
let'em glow let'em glow let'em glow


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:15 AM (9Om/r)



Please for you to this play at ze Mo Meet soon, no?

*looks to Petrov and Misha bulked up in their Abidas track suits*

My friends, you will want them to accompany or for to motivate, yes?


/Palp



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

859 Berserker, I think you could do a contemporary version of Nat King Cole's classic, I've only got the first two lines....

Joe's nuts roasting on an open fire

Twitter reeling out the hose....

Just a thought, I know that you can do better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 01:18 AM (a4EWo)

Hmm, I'll give it a shot.
Joe's nut roasting on an open fire, cocaine falls from hunter's nose

yeah i got this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:20 AM (9Om/r)

860 I'm not getting too excited... We shall yet see if Rudy truly delivers the goods!

Posted by: Zettai at October 16, 2020 01:21 AM (ZbBR3)

861 ..And yet again, this is why...

we need creative plea deals. They can go free if they go on live t.v. and confess to the nation the full depth and breadth of their criminality and dishonesty. "I lied to you for years." "I broke the law and subverted the Constitution." "Yes, if you had done this you would most likely be spending the rest of your life in federal prison." "Americans and friends of Americans died because of my perfidy."

etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 01:19 AM (G51Gf)



Friggin' GENIUS.


So let it be written, so let it be done!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

862 She isn't the defacto leader of the PacNWMoMe for nothing.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)

I met her at the VA MoMe. She picked me right out as I was walking into the bar. Saved my ass she did, because it was a big place and I wasn't sure how I was going to find anybody.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 12:41 AM (9Om/r)


nurse told me that very story a few weeks ago, during our weekly visit to the range.

she spoke of you quite positively.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:23 AM (sy5kK)

863
Weed Slut's "content" prompts me to wonder: what, if any, is the significance of only one pierced nipple? Does left vs. right hold any particular meaning?

This causing a slightly jarring asymmetry in her bouncing boobie videos.

She's got the left nipple pierced,I think, but mirror image flipping is common so I don't know which is which, but it seems to be consistent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:24 AM (rCwaK)

864 Another effective technique is rhyming the *real lyric* that everyone knows. Sometimes even borrowing phrases from the original.

Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:49 AM (Hp6JJ)


'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring --
Not even a mouse.
The children nestled
All snug in their beds,
'Til Santa Claus came along
And chopped off their heads.

And people think clowns are scary. Some fat dude in a red suit breaks into your house at night, . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at October 16, 2020 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)

865 Joe's nuts roasting on an open fire
cocaine falls from hunter's nose
biden preaching to his choir
those silly antifa homos

everyone knows a turkey, and that would be joe
fucking dude just isn't bright
hunter snorting tons of blow
no way he sleeps tonight

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:25 AM (9Om/r)

866 and slapping his ass and calling him Nancy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 12:44 AM (rCwaK)


I'm trying to salvage my keyboard after spewing wine all over it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:26 AM (sy5kK)

867 still no questions about gun control. weird huh?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 16, 2020 01:26 AM (4RcDR)

868 ..She's got the left nipple pierced,I think, but mirror image flipping is common so I don't know which is which, but it seems to be consistent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:24 AM



You care if your catfish is hooked in the mouth on the right or on the left?

No.

You reel it in and fix it for dinner, regardless.


Not that you'd go within a Golden Corral of a skank of that skankitude.

Nor, I.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

869

I'll bet Hunter let Weed Slut slap his ass and call him Nancy.

Hey maybe Hunter was the one who yanked out the barbell stud from her right nipple.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:28 AM (rCwaK)

870 Chinese cash being sent by the wire
And spent on cocaine and hoes

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 01:30 AM (a4EWo)

871 Trump made a very strong statement about pedophilia tonight... and repeated it.
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2020 12:32 AM (Hp6JJ)

Ooh, good point! Normal people have a strong aversion to that kind of thing. Makes you wonder if that was some kind of dramatic foreshadowing, doesn't it?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 01:32 AM (5FCda)

872
Hmm, I'll give it a shot.
Joe's nut roasting on an open fire, cocaine falls from hunter's nose

yeah i got this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:20 AM (9Om/r)


I'm laughing so hard, Berserker, I can't sit upright in my chair right now.......

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:32 AM (sy5kK)

873 Good night all, and Farmer, prayers for your MIL Jo, I hope that God is listening.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 01:33 AM (a4EWo)

874

Hunter represents the state of our elite. The Chicoms probably couldn't believe it how easy it was to compromise the round-eye hyperpower. All we have to do is pay these clowns off a few measly millions, a few billion total, and they'll hand the whole damn country over to us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:35 AM (rCwaK)

875 I can't really get on hunter for his party habits. God knows I probably wasn't much better in my time, and I'm not really the type to fire off howitzers in a glass house. I told the story of how my career started by licking cocaine off a chicks boobs. The difference is it never controlled me, I never fell into hard drugs, I never bought women, and they were always of age and very close to my own age. I also didn't have kids. I have been to parties where to this day I still can't believe the shit that went on, soooo I go easy on hunter's excesses. everything else? yeah fuck him and his crypt keeper dad.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:36 AM (9Om/r)

876 Please pray for Jo and her family.
Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (yMKLy)


Farmer, may your M-I-L be Blessed with Health and Healing. May your F-I-L be Blessed with Strength and Courage in this frightening time.

May you and your wife be Blessed with Serenity even in the face of Righteous Anger ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 01:36 AM (LPnfS)

877 874

Hunter represents the state of our elite. The Chicoms probably couldn't believe it how easy it was to compromise the round-eye hyperpower. All we have to do is pay these clowns off a few measly millions, a few billion total, and they'll hand the whole damn country over to us.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:35 AM (rCwaK)

And then some brash billionaire from New York stepped on the stage and said, "nah, I don't think so."

How lucky we Americans are.

And he is correct. They attack him, but in reality, they are coming after us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:37 AM (sy5kK)

878 Prayers up for Farmer's family. Not just his MIL.

All of them.

Those doors closed to them need to be opened NOW. Pity that some of us aren't right there to make this happen.

But it has inspired a new term for such circumstances.

Bunch of us together?


.. a Force of Morons.


Put THAT into your Funk & Wagnalls.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 01:41 AM (QzJWU)

879 Hunter represents the state of our elite. The
Chicoms probably couldn't believe it how easy it was to compromise the
round-eye hyperpower. All we have to do is pay these clowns off a few
measly millions, a few billion total, and they'll hand the whole damn
country over to us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:35 AM (rCwaK)



And then some brash billionaire from New York stepped on the stage and said, "nah, I don't think so."



How lucky we Americans are.



And he is correct. They attack him, but in reality, they are coming after us.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:37 AM (sy5kK)

Yup, Trump pissed in their wheaties, and we voting for him to do just that. So yeah, we're the real target. They will fail.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:42 AM (9Om/r)

880 875 I can't really get on hunter for his party habits. God knows I probably wasn't much better in my time, and I'm not really the type to fire off howitzers in a glass house. I told the story of how my career started by licking cocaine off a chicks boobs. The difference is it never controlled me, I never fell into hard drugs, I never bought women, and they were always of age and very close to my own age. I also didn't have kids. I have been to parties where to this day I still can't believe the shit that went on, soooo I go easy on hunter's excesses. everything else? yeah fuck him and his crypt keeper dad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:36 AM (9Om/r)


The difference is that you were a private citizen, living your own life, making your own decisions.

Joe Biden was elected to protect the public trust, and instead whored out his elected office for decades, to organize and execute the payoff of millions and millions of dollars, mostly from foreign governments or American corporations, and divided up to many of his family members. After getting his cut of every graft he orchestrated.

Biden is a corrupt, lying piece of shit.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:44 AM (sy5kK)

881 I'm the snoozer, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 01:45 AM (QzJWU)

882
I go easy on hunter's excesses. everything else? yeah fuck him and his crypt keeper dad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

========

I don't care about Hunter's excesses, but I care about his exchange of cash for national security.

By the way, didn't Rudy giuliani do a youtube or other interview just yesterday where he talked about everything? I'm looking for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 01:45 AM (G51Gf)

883 oh funny, while looking for the christmas carols I ran across the words I did a few years back for" the dems went down to georgia" when they tried to get that johnny ossoff character to win some election down there. I'm still laughing at those words. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:46 AM (9Om/r)

884 875 I can't really get on hunter for his party habits. God knows I probably wasn't much better in my time, and I'm not really the type to fire off howitzers in a glass house. I told the story of how my career started by licking cocaine off a chicks boobs. The difference is it never controlled me, I never fell into hard drugs, I never bought women, and they were always of age and very close to my own age. I also didn't have kids. I have been to parties where to this day I still can't believe the shit that went on, soooo I go easy on hunter's excesses. everything else? yeah fuck him and his crypt keeper dad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:36 AM (9Om/r)


In reality, it is seldom the cocaine, but usually the boobs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:47 AM (sy5kK)

885 The difference is that you were a private citizen, living your own life, making your own decisions.



Joe Biden was elected to protect the public trust, and instead
whored out his elected office for decades, to organize and execute the
payoff of millions and millions of dollars, mostly from foreign
governments or American corporations, and divided up to many of his
family members. After getting his cut of every graft he orchestrated.



Biden is a corrupt, lying piece of shit.







Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:44 AM (sy5kK)


Oh exactly. Thats why I said for everything else fuck him and his crypt keeper dad. that dude is pure fucking evil. Our founders would have stacked his whole family like cord wood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 01:48 AM (9Om/r)

886 Blonde M., Rudy's stuff is at his site, linked from his twatters (CommonSense.com, I think). Video from yesterday at both.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2020 01:49 AM (OTzUX)

887
By the way, didn't Rudy giuliani do a youtube or other interview just yesterday where he talked about everything? I'm looking for it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 01:45 AM (G51Gf)

yes.

I saw that Rudy will be on Mark Levin's show on Foxnews this weekend with all of the details. This should be a good show, full of accurate details.

DVR is already set.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:50 AM (sy5kK)

888 >> God knows I probably wasn't much better in my time, and I'm not really the type to fire off howitzers in a glass house.

And I've been doing all this "research" on Weed Slut. And enjoying the hell of out of it.

Biden and his wastrel son are selling out our country and it's principles and people for the chance to lick cocaine of boobies.

Cocaine probably wouldn't be good for me what with this RA and the drugs. But whipped cream or something would be just fine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:51 AM (rCwaK)

889
Another fine ONT evening.

I'm checking out now, and wish everyone well.

And another prayer for Farmer and family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

890 I don't care about Hunter's excesses, but I care about his exchange of cash for national security.

---

Particularly the $30 million from the country that attacked us with a biological weapon. That's a problem.

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 01:53 AM (kOpft)

891 .. a Force of Morons.

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 01:41 AM (QzJWU)


. . . With their dander up.

Posted by: A Metaphor The Children of Tama Could Have Said at October 16, 2020 01:54 AM (Y8PSl)

892 Giuliani video here:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6zcd7oo

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 01:54 AM (kOpft)

893
Miley was watching some interview Rudy did with some Youtube guy. Rudy made the comment that he put over a 100 people in the federal pen with far less evidence than the Hunter laptop material.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:55 AM (rCwaK)

894 But whipped cream or something would be just fine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 01:51 AM


It worked well for Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass album cover years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/y6heou67

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:56 AM (sy5kK)

895 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo once more.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 01:59 AM (HaL55)

896 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2020 02:10 AM (dGlC5)

897 In reality, it is seldom the cocaine, but usually the boobs.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 01:47 AM (sy5kK)

well, to retell the story. A friend of mine was already playing in the metal clubs, he was a few years older. Actually, he died over the summer. Anyway, they needed a second guitar player, since metal has a ton of duel leads and harmonies etc. They lost a guitar player, and he knew I knew a lot of the songs, and I was already playing around 11 years so I was way more than capable of doing it. I already had the long hair, was already a metal dude, so I was thee choice for the band. He asked if i could fill in for this show that they had to play. At first I wasn't sure, but then I figured fuck it. I was 18.
Anyway, I'm outside in the back of the club doing a smoke and getting some air and these 2 smoking chicks come outside. One has a pretty big rack and was wearing a low cut leopard print top that was in back then, and she was a ginger. Her friend was a blonde. She fires up a joint, and passes it to me. Ok, no biggie. We talked for a little bit, she's getting a tad flirty and pulls put a vial of coke, and offers. I said nah I gotta play, but in reality I never really liked that stuff much, and I never let shit alter my playing. She says something like oh I hate partying alone. I said really I have to play. the blonde says you don't want to play with us? I said oh absolutely, but I need to be on top of my game. Keep in mind, I didn't commit to other shows, this was kind of a one shot deal. Anyway, the chick pulls her shirt down a little exposes the entire top of her boob and sprinkles the coke on her boob and says something like "you sure you don't want any?" and hands me a straw. Well as i say, when a chick asks if you're a god, you say yes. I said fuck the straw and leaned in and licked the whole line of her boob with one fell swoop. Then it occurred to me, fucking eh, I can get used to this shit, maybe being an asshole metal guitarist is as nuts as I read about. Minding my own business and some hot chick wants me to lick coke off her boob?? really?? yeah motherfucker sign me up. And that was that. Any plans I had...gone. Thoughts of school...gone. My life turned on a dime that night. All from a set of boobs in a leopard print top.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 02:11 AM (9Om/r)

898
Giuliani video here:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6zcd7oo
Posted by: Methos

========

Thaqnks!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 02:12 AM (G51Gf)

899
My life turned on a dime that night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

=========

So where are ya now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 02:14 AM (G51Gf)

900 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 02:11 AM (9Om/r)

----
Truth!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 02:24 AM (osJAv)

901 My life turned on a dime that night. All from a set of boobs in a leopard print top.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 02:11 AM (9Om/r)

Exactly why my brother picked up his axe to begin with and shut himself in his room for months. Teh Boobehs made him do it!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 02:30 AM (rt0xh)

902 Before the sunrise,

Know this. The MSM lies like...forever...dogs without honor...just schlepping to their Corporate Socialist massa's and licking da boot. How they still are labeled as "NEWS" is frankly beyond me even after these many years.

We should just take them out by proxy...(LAWS)....or otherwise as they are failures/enemies by their current construct.

ANTIFA?......BLM?....Nope ...MEDIA .....First! Then we deal with the other miscreants.

America

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2020 02:30 AM (u1WYs)

903 My life turned on a dime that night.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



=========



So where are ya now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 02:14 AM (G51Gf)

These days? Well, older and wiser, but not much tamer. It was my life for
over 30 years, I am what I am. Played in known bands, unknown bands,
met and partied with a lot of biggies. Got out of the last band about 2
years ago, figured I would semi retire, catch up on a lot of things I
missed out on over the years because I always "had" to be somewhere. I missed weddings, birthdays, reunions, etc. I
missed the vegas MoMe because there was a chance I was heading to europe
for a tour, and that didn't happen, and I figured I keep missing shit
etc etc, and said screw it, music is kinda sucking in the US right now anyway. but.....2 years later and I'm ready to go back to it. Its in the blood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 02:36 AM (9Om/r)

904
2 years later and I'm ready to go back to it. Its in the blood.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

=========

Sounds like fun. You should entertain at MoMes. (I've never been to one, but I want to go.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 02:39 AM (G51Gf)

905 736 Savannah Guthrie impressed no one except the same harpies who think and act like her. I dont believe she scored points against Trump.

Moderates however, probably saw on her countenance and lack of decorum the ugly face of the leftist snake.

The nasty woman bit is not attractive to middle America.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 15, 2020 11:50 PM (8kcqy)


Mean lady brutalizes elderly man facing job loss

Posted by: Truth teller at October 16, 2020 02:41 AM (Cy1is)

906 Karen Savannah Guthrie was just being a Leftist bitch, Sundowner Joe got tee balls was all I saw.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 02:47 AM (OjZpE)

907 Berserker I am not surprised by your realization

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 02:50 AM (OjZpE)

908 Boobs are powerful.

Never underestimate them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 02:52 AM (cI3Q7)

909 Hunter, the scumbag, was nothing more then the cutout, or front-man, for the Joe Biden shakedown operation...Hang the lot of them, and their attorney`s at sunrise!

Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 16, 2020 02:57 AM (UO32H)

910 876 Please pray for Jo and her family.
Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2020 10:53 PM (yMKLy)

Farmer, may your M-I-L be Blessed with Health and Healing. May your F-I-L be Blessed with Strength and Courage in this frightening time.

May you and your wife be Blessed with Serenity even in the face of Righteous Anger ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 01:36 AM (LPnfS)

Amen.

Thank you Adriane

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:00 AM (IDhUW)

911 Sounds like fun. You should entertain at MoMes. (I've never been to one, but I want to go.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 02:39 AM (G51Gf)

yeah, not likely. The stuff I do requires a full band, or else it won't make sense. Its like if you pull one dude out of an orchestra you wouldn't know what hell he was playing. The MoMes are a blast though, you should do one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 03:02 AM (9Om/r)

912 Hunter, the scumbag, was nothing more then the
cutout, or front-man, for the Joe Biden shakedown operation...Hang the
lot of them, and their attorney`s at sunrise!

Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 16, 2020 02:57 AM (UO32H)

And then fire them into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 03:04 AM (9Om/r)

913 Good evening/morning

I should be winding down, but just had an engaging conversation re the Supreme Court, the 2nd amendment, and the justice system.

Looks like it has been an enjoyable evening here.

Bers, your lyrics are great, so much fun!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:04 AM (IDhUW)

914 For entertainment purposes only, although taking notes doesn't hurt, either.

Brutal armored combat axe fight full contact steel weapons in Dallas Texas

https://tinyurl.com/y5t4vhsm

As someone on the YouTube video commented, this is how presidential debates should be done.

Posted by: RickZ at October 16, 2020 03:10 AM (Y8PSl)

915 I really don't know much about the Keating 5 but reading about it here tonight makes me think that the corruption is well entrenched, nothing new.

I'm not sure how to fight it. Prayer obviously, but there have to be practical actions too.

I am not eloquent but am getting better at explaining my philosophical and political values.

I wonder if we(conservatives) could make a difference locally. I wonder about getting more involved.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:13 AM (IDhUW)

916 Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 16, 2020 02:57 AM (UO32H)

And then fire them into the sun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 03:04 AM (9Om/r)

This is the Earth centered version of "nuke them from orbit"
Why? Just to be sure of course!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:14 AM (rt0xh)

917 Are they really going insane about a woman nodding to Trump's answers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:15 AM (cI3Q7)

918 As someone on the YouTube video commented, this is how presidential debates should be done.
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Especially with the candidates we have now

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:15 AM (IDhUW)

919 This is the Earth centered version of "nuke them from orbit"
Why? Just to be sure of course!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:14 AM (rt0xh)

If we are choosing a celestial body to fire someone into, I would say Jupiter inside a space suit.

-takes longer (everything pretty much flows from this one. Gives time for terror to be ratched up.)

-sensation of falling

-gradually increasing pressure

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:17 AM (cI3Q7)

920 As someone on the YouTube video commented, this is how presidential debates should be done.

-----

Especially with the candidates we have now

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:15 AM (IDhUW)

Well, during the dem primaries I suggested they do grenade launchers at 5 paces. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2020 03:18 AM (9Om/r)

921 917 Are they really going insane about a woman nodding to Trump's answers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:15 AM (cI3Q7)

She was a lot of fun to watch. I started watching about halfway thru the event and it was obvious from her body language that she agreed with PDT's stmts and was well informed on the issues. There were a couple of times that the audience applauded and I don't think she started it but she did join in and gave a thumbs up.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:19 AM (IDhUW)

922 Well, during the dem primaries I suggested they do grenade launchers at 5 paces. lol
-----
lol, I'm picturing this as an egg toss, with low intelligence dims clumsily trying to catch the grenade,

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:22 AM (IDhUW)

923 Lawyer's Guns & Money!

https://tinyurl.com/njtlwsa

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:25 AM (rt0xh)

924 If we are choosing a celestial body to fire someone into, I would say Jupiter inside a space suit.

-takes longer (everything pretty much flows from this one. Gives time for terror to be ratched up.)

-sensation of falling

-gradually increasing pressure

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:17 AM (cI3Q7)

You've put a lot of thought into this....I hope to never be on the receiving end of your ire.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:26 AM (IDhUW)

925 The black woman behind Trump was a hit here

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 03:28 AM (OjZpE)

926 https://thediplomad.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 03:28 AM (OjZpE)

927 I watched a bit of Bide's event too. He babbled a lot, pulled a lot of numbers out of the air. He was asked by a young black man what more he had to say to them other than, " you ain't black". Biden rambled on and on and on, finally the mod asked if the young got the info he was looking for and the poor guy said,"I guess so" and them Biden babbled at him some more.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:31 AM (IDhUW)

928 Sorry for the typos, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:32 AM (IDhUW)

929 >> Lawyer's Guns & Money!

And Hank, Jr's version:

Lawyer's Guns & Money!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 03:34 AM (rCwaK)

930
Whoops: Hank's cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDny6qzfIr8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 03:34 AM (rCwaK)

931 Americankestrel that's the only part of Biden's town hall I watched. The look on that kid's face-it was painful!

Only watched about 15 min of Trump's. I thought he handled it well. Guthrie came off as hystrical. Not a good look. But, I'm sure we will still be told by our betters that he lost.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 16, 2020 03:36 AM (vjEvC)

932 Only watched about 15 min of Trump's. I thought he handled it well. Guthrie came off as hystrical. Not a good look. But, I'm sure we will still be told by our betters that he lost.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 16, 2020 03:36 AM (vjEvC)

Lost a Town Hall?

You're right of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:38 AM (cI3Q7)

933 The information on the heart transplants was interesting. I am interested in learning if the shared memories phenomenon is fairly common.

For some reason I feel that an eye transplant would transfer some part of the original "sights" too. An uncle of mine did have something like that done, I will ask him when we visit.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:39 AM (IDhUW)

934 americanthinker.com/the democrat_partisans running_the two town halls had a big effect.
https://tinyurl.com/y5rerl37

Picked up Sundowner Joe saying he taught Constitution law for 21 years. His brain is imagining all kinds of achievement.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 03:42 AM (OjZpE)

935 Huh. I thought 'It's' was correct when used in place of 'It is.' Just like other contractions. 'Can't', etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:44 AM (cI3Q7)

936 I tried to watch PDT as an unbiased observer. I thought he did well. He came across as a leader and reassuring. I think it was telling that the audience applauded. Whether it was out of politeness or support, it was a positive sign that the audience wasn't all as hostile as the left would have us believe.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:44 AM (IDhUW)

937 Picked up Sundowner Joe saying he taught Constitution law for 21 years. His brain is imagining all kinds of achievement.
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 03:42 AM (OjZpE)

How did he find time in between glad handing donors, being an ass to Supreme Court nominees and harassing the steno pool and the interns?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:45 AM (cI3Q7)

938 I need to run.

Thanks for the links, I can check them from work this morning.

Later all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 16, 2020 03:46 AM (vjEvC)

939 If you have a grand or so around for sky gazing this looks pretty cool. Take my money! cool. My problem now being the lack thereof.
https://tinyurl.com/y4vohss4

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:47 AM (rt0xh)

940 Huh. I thought 'It's' was correct when used in place of 'It is.' Just like other contractions. 'Can't', etc.
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I think the apostrophe is only used for the contraction "it is"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:48 AM (IDhUW)

941 Bye MLII.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:49 AM (cI3Q7)

942 Have a great day Mlii!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:49 AM (IDhUW)

943 I think the apostrophe is only used for the contraction "it is"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:48 AM (IDhUW)

Not for the possessive? That seems odd too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:50 AM (cI3Q7)

944 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 03:34 AM (rCwaK)

Hank does it justice!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:50 AM (rt0xh)

945 Good coffee today, going to need it. Didn't start out watching the town halls but was reading comments and had to put them on.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 03:53 AM (OjZpE)

946 I think the apostrophe is only used for the contraction "it is"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:48 AM (IDhUW)

Correct the possessive has no apostrophe:
https://tinyurl.com/pkolwdv

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:53 AM (rt0xh)

947 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 03:54 AM (arJlL)

948 939 If you have a grand or so around for sky gazing this looks pretty cool. Take my money! cool. My problem now being the lack thereof.
https://tinyurl.com/y4vohss4

Very nice! I've heard there is a good app for constellation Id but I haven't used it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:55 AM (IDhUW)

949 946 I think the apostrophe is only used for the contraction "it is"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:48 AM (IDhUW)

Correct the possessive has no apostrophe:
https://tinyurl.com/pkolwdv
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 03:53 AM (rt0xh)

I'll try to remember that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:56 AM (cI3Q7)

950 *grumbles about darn languages 'changing' on him*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 03:56 AM (cI3Q7)

951 Morning JT

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 03:57 AM (IDhUW)

952 https://www.americanthinker.com/
articles/debunking the fourth circuits insane transgender ruling

I for one would never pretend or say I know what is in the mind of a female.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 03:59 AM (OjZpE)

953 Something lovely - the sound of waves. One of my favorite things, listening to it now and it is a gift from The Creator.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 04:00 AM (IDhUW)

954 JT rain all day

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 04:01 AM (OjZpE)

955
I for one would never pretend or say I know what is in the mind of a female
-----
lol, I would never say I know what is in the mind of anyone. People be crazy

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 04:01 AM (IDhUW)

956 Huh. The quora answer on the subject suggests (but is not explicit) in that possessives formed from pronouns do not have the apostrophe.

Good to know. Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 04:03 AM (cI3Q7)

957 Not for the possessive? That seems odd too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


mine
yours
his // hers // its

ours
yours
theirs

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 04:03 AM (LPnfS)

958 People be crazy
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 16, 2020 04:01 AM (IDhUW)

Don't forget stupid, Ma'am.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 04:04 AM (cI3Q7)

959 People be crazy
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Don't forget stupid, Ma'am.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


What am I? Chopped liver???!!!

Posted by: AND at October 16, 2020 04:06 AM (LPnfS)

960
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2020 04:08 AM (0IfWa)

961 THE biggest news story of two days, the Press Secretary and dozens of people tossed off Twitter because of it and the man of the hour doesn't get even 1 tiny little question about it. Not even 1 person got through their barrier who probably even heard of it to ask Sundowner.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 04:13 AM (OjZpE)

962 Would like to see weird dave's fireplace accoutrement, seems a fire starter but without seeing in person to play with parts not sure.
I am very good at putting things together without instructions, that's why I do what I do.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 04:17 AM (OjZpE)

963 His and hers don't have apostrophes. The possessive its doesn't either. The contraction it's does.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 04:18 AM (2BZBZ)

964 Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 04:03 AM (LPnfS)

the grammar Critic?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 04:18 AM (rt0xh)

965 Look, I'm not going to play your gotcha gaffe games like Trump wants you to. Look, I didn't say those things. My brain did, and my brain doesn't speak for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Biden at October 16, 2020 04:18 AM (ldmQR)

966 Well, my iPad is refusing to load, so I guess it's time to say good night.

Thanks for the company.

Peace

Posted by: American Kestrel traveling at October 16, 2020 04:19 AM (lY6OQ)

967 Something tells me the General Council for Twitter read the letter from Ajit Pai and immediately had to read the riot act to Jack.

Oh yeah boys. There's a new sheriff in town.

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2020 04:20 AM (2BZBZ)

968 Pointed out in my travels this morning this 230 rule will if Trump wins get narrowed, Sundowner Joe wins censorship will become a law that bad thoughts have to be snuffed out.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 04:25 AM (OjZpE)

969 Morning Alton!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 04:25 AM (rt0xh)

970
g'mornin', Pikov

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 16, 2020 04:26 AM (0IfWa)

971 Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 04:03 AM (LPnfS)

the grammar Critic?
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 04:18 AM (rt0xh)


I would never criticize me Grammar!

She made the best friend potatoes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Knows Who Butters the Bread Critic ... at October 16, 2020 04:27 AM (LPnfS)

972 I'm out too
Play nice all, it's Friday

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 04:27 AM (OjZpE)

973 I'm out too
Play nice all, it's Friday
Posted by: Skip


T.G.I.F. Skip ...

Oy. Gotta take the garbage out ...

Posted by: Adriane the Knows Who Butters the Bread Critic ... at October 16, 2020 04:29 AM (LPnfS)

974 Scouts Out!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 04:31 AM (uSW8H)

975 mmmm...potatoes

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 04:35 AM (rt0xh)

976 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

oooRAH

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 04:38 AM (rt0xh)

977 I remember mornings like this. On the way to frame a house 75 miles away, stop at the zippymart or some such for a catfish biskit, coffee, and a block of ice for the cooler. We were bronze gods. Still working but only legends now.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 04:42 AM (XhWtx)

978 Trump go the WS thing and Biden got nada on Huntergate - do they think people aren't watching? And Guthrie works on the Today show for Christ's sake - they knew enough to keep the "real" personalities away.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 04:42 AM (4NtsG)

979 I also enjoyed Maddow's comment the this was NBC, not MSNBC - bitch should look at her paycheck.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 04:43 AM (4NtsG)

980
The Biden Crime Family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 04:44 AM (sy5kK)

981 And finally, I think Biden took a knee to the balls with the 8year old transgender question - no way that plays anywhere outside of the DC Clown Car circuit.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 04:44 AM (4NtsG)

982 Beserker, you still here?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 04:46 AM (gy3TP)

983 Good morning, Ben Had. You get rain last night?

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 04:48 AM (XhWtx)

984 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good morning! ♫ ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 04:48 AM (u82oZ)

985
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 04:49 AM (mht8P)

986 It's finally cool enough to sleep comfortably. Shouldn'ta taken that uncomfortable nap. Ahhh, a yawn creeps out of my mouth.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 04:52 AM (KAi1n)

987 G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 16, 2020 04:53 AM (KGlll)

988 'Night American Kestrel !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 04:53 AM (arJlL)

989 JT rain all day
Posted by: Skip

Yeah, I know.

Have a good one and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 04:54 AM (arJlL)

990 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

oooRAH
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

LOL !

That was worthy of Rickles !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 04:55 AM (arJlL)

991 I am very good at putting things together without instructions, that's why I do what I do.
Posted by: Skip

The hammer helps !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 04:57 AM (arJlL)

992 Morning all

Eromero, Not a drop


NaCly, There is some rescheduling going on

I will have some info for you this afternoon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 05:01 AM (gy3TP)

993 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:02 AM (u82oZ)

994 Ben Had

I know about Left Coast Dawg. Are there any additions?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:03 AM (u82oZ)

995
If you like subpoena coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine

When your dads into children and your into cocaine...

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:05 AM (JAufd)

996 "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land". Sounds so anodyne, but the original lyric didn't quite work: "If I had a hammer, I'd rent it out in the morning, I'd rent it out on the evening, cash is king all over this land".

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 05:05 AM (KAi1n)

997 NaCly, yes there is one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 05:07 AM (gy3TP)

998 Thank you Lord for another day.

And TGIF.

Also a nice wife who made me a cream cheese bagel this morning.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 05:09 AM (dVDJU)

999 If you like subpoena coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine

When your dads into children and your into cocaine...
Posted by: beanervt

LOL!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:09 AM (lBt7s)

1000 ANd Morning!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:10 AM (lBt7s)

1001 "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land". Sounds so anodyne, but the original lyric didn't quite work: "If I had a hammer, I'd rent it out in the morning, I'd rent it out on the evening, cash is king all over this land".
Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 05:05 AM (KAi1n)

Stop that hammering!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnel at October 16, 2020 05:10 AM (Ojki1)

1002 I will await your email.

Have a great day!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:10 AM (u82oZ)

1003 beanervt

LOL! Good one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:11 AM (u82oZ)

1004
"The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'



oooRAH

Posted by: Pikov Andropov"

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Pikov....

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:11 AM (JAufd)

1005 Bruce

Good morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:12 AM (u82oZ)

1006 Good morning Salty!

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:12 AM (lBt7s)

1007 "If you want a kickback, you got to smoke some crack, cocaine"
"When your dad is dumb and you're out of rum, cocaine."
"Don't forget this fact, you're also dumb as a tack, cocaine."
"She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, now she's late."

Posted by: SFGoth at October 16, 2020 05:14 AM (KAi1n)

1008 Up here in Wisconsin this morning. The rental place we are staying at (I knew this before hand) took out plates, cutlery etc due to COVIDY COVID 11!!!
They also removed the coffee maker..bastards!
I brought my Mr. Coffee up with me. I get up this morning, and I forgot filters.

So, paper towels for the filter this morning.
Works just fine

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:15 AM (lBt7s)

1009 Morning.

Did the blog move to central time or all my clocks wrong.

Posted by: Spypeach at October 16, 2020 05:15 AM (Up/Jb)

1010 Did the blog move to central time or all my clocks wrong.
Posted by: Spypeach

Heh..it did move to Central...

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:16 AM (lBt7s)

1011 I wonder what Ace is doing with his time machine this time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:18 AM (u82oZ)

1012 Heh..it did move to Central...
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:16 AM (lBt7s)
Hmm, wonder if it going to adjust itself later. That's always fun. Lol

Posted by: Spypeach at October 16, 2020 05:18 AM (Up/Jb)

1013
"
Up here in Wisconsin this morning."

Getting any snow Bruce?? I saw it blowing thru the great lakes area..on
the radar.

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:19 AM (JAufd)

1014 Getting any snow Bruce?? I saw it blowing thru the great lakes area..on
the radar.
Posted by: beanervt

No snow today or tomorrow..knock on wood.
Fall colors are at their peak here in Door County. Supposed to be sunny today, so we'll get out and do some leaf peeping

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:23 AM (lBt7s)

1015 Assuming anyone in the demographic actually watched him, if you are black shouldn't you be asking yourself, "why does Joe have specific answers to the problems of an 8 year old mental case, but not answers for black Americans?"

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 05:23 AM (4NtsG)

1016 Cold in north east Kansas.

Good thing the sorghum and soybean harvests are almost done.

I see lots of calves looking for Moms milk in the area. The ranchers are producing as many cattle as the moms can pop out. Twins are very rare in cattle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:26 AM (u82oZ)

1017 Morning Horde. Had my pre-surgery Covid test yesterday. Not as bad as expected. Made my eyes water and my nose run for about 15 minutes. Awaiting the results.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 16, 2020 05:26 AM (PgmdM)

1018 neverenoughcaffeine

Lets hope for a negative test, and good hands in surgery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:28 AM (u82oZ)

1019 Made my eyes water and my nose run for about 15 minutes.

So it's like walking into a Porta Potty at a construction site?

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:28 AM (lBt7s)

1020
". Supposed to be sunny today, so we'll get out and do some leaf peeping"
Well Bruce,, enjoy ol mother's natures trick with the color pallet ...
it's truly one of the most pleasing thing she does..

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:29 AM (JAufd)

1021 palette

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 16, 2020 05:31 AM (iTXRQ)

1022 Biden is the ultimate TV president. He can keep his shit together as long as there is a script and events don't go longer then 60 minutes, including numerous commercial breaks.

Now to get the world's crisis to act like The West Wing.

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:32 AM (Ojki1)

1023 Well Bruce,, enjoy ol mother's natures trick with the color pallet ...
it's truly one of the most pleasing thing she does..
Posted by: beanervt

On the 4 and a half hour drive up yesterday, lotsa yard signs for candidates. I wonder how many people change their mind a and think, "Hey Imma vote for that guy" each time they drive by a different sign

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:32 AM (lBt7s)

1024 Good morning, horde!

Our first frost warning was last night; now I have to figure out where to put three potted plants.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 05:33 AM (/+bwe)

1025 couple days ago we had a good windstorm in Denver Metro

all political yard signs were blown down
hope it's not an omen

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 16, 2020 05:33 AM (iTXRQ)

1026 Stepped outside and it seems a front has come thru N Ga. Temp dropped about 5 degrees since 3am & it is breezy

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 16, 2020 05:34 AM (rt0xh)

1027 Biden is the ultimate TV president. He can keep his shit together as long as there is a script and events don't go longer then 60 minutes, including numerous commercial breaks.

Now to get the world's crisis to act like The West Wing.
Posted by: Bete

The next 2 weeks should be a televised "Presidential Candidates BootCamp House"

Trump and Joe locked in the same house, problems and opportunities arise at all hours. Let's see what happens

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:34 AM (lBt7s)

1028 Rudey G head of the FBI Nov 4th?

Posted by: Garbone at October 16, 2020 05:35 AM (Gu9PV)

1029 mornin yall. Recycled Heart would be a good country music song title.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 05:36 AM (gF0gR)

1030 1025 couple days ago we had a good windstorm in Denver Metro

all political yard signs were blown down
hope it's not an omen
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 16, 2020 05:33 AM (iTXRQ)

You are in Denver, wouldn't the storm likely have knocked down more lefty signs overall?

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:40 AM (Ojki1)

1031 Garbone

Why?

We have a flawed Praetorian Guard in the current FBI. Reform is not enough. I am open to suggestions, but Congress wants the current system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:41 AM (u82oZ)

1032
"Rudey G head of the FBI Nov 4th?"
Don't know Grarbone,, I would rather see him as AG since Barr has

been running shit like sleepy dopey he took over for...

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:41 AM (JAufd)

1033 So Rosenstein authorized a free for all for Weissmann and Barr knew? Can we stop pretending the top men an DOJ are honest? Durham tossed out a sacrificial lamb and game over. The investigation is and has always been a sleazy clock running ruse.

Posted by: CN at October 16, 2020 05:41 AM (ONvIw)

1034 Good morning. Sunday morning.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 05:42 AM (t+qrx)

1035 On the 4 and a half hour drive up yesterday, lotsa yard signs for candidates. I wonder how many people change their mind a and think, "Hey Imma vote for that guy" each time they drive by a different sign
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:32 AM (lBt7s)


I'm listening to a podcast this morning from September 10th. He drove from Vegas to Georgia. At that time he said he saw tons of Trump signs everywhere. Not a single Biden sign. I'm sure that has changed since then but it definitely shows an enthusiasm gap.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 05:43 AM (G2zl5)

1036 Bete, good points, and now their ultimate TV president Sheen is shilling for a pharmacy prescription card - he has been reduced to 30 seconds..

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 05:43 AM (4NtsG)

1037 Have a great day, everyone. May the clarity of Trump in the debate change minds on the Left.

And to Village Idiot's Apprentice:

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Sorry I leave before you get here. May all be well with you and yours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 05:43 AM (u82oZ)

1038 1032. Barr is sneakier than Sessions was.

Posted by: CN at October 16, 2020 05:44 AM (ONvIw)

1039 Trump goes full QAnon
Will Ace follow ?
Or pretend not to notice ?

Posted by: Kurt at October 16, 2020 05:44 AM (EqBRb)

1040 At that time he said he saw tons of Trump signs everywhere. Not a single Biden sign.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 05:43 AM (G2zl5)


You know how some mornings, you go outside and there are mushrooms all over the lawns that were not there the night before? That's Biden signs, here. Just all showed up on the same day.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 05:46 AM (t+qrx)

1041 1033 So Rosenstein authorized a free for all for Weissmann and Barr knew? Can we stop pretending the top men an DOJ are honest? Durham tossed out a sacrificial lamb and game over. The investigation is and has always been a sleazy clock running ruse.
Posted by: CN at October 16, 2020 05:41 AM (ONvI


I look forward to being told that one plea bargain and Trump having to pardon Flynn to end his misery is plenty of victory for us and don't be silly how could you expect more.

Just how the government spending our money to pay off the tea party groups was plenty of victory. Never mind that Lois Lerner retired with her full pension and no one else saw any punishment.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 05:46 AM (G2zl5)

1042 Made my eyes water and my nose run for about 15 minutes.

So it's like walking into a Porta Potty at a construction site?
Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:28 AM (lBt7s)



In Texas.

In August.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2020 05:48 AM (EGyGV)

1043 >You are in Denver, wouldn't the storm likely have knocked down more lefty signs overall?

oh sure
I just imagined a metaphor for the whole shitshow being blown away

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 16, 2020 05:48 AM (iTXRQ)

1044
Ave a great day Salty...

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:48 AM (JAufd)

1045 Oh look, Kurt is pro-pedophilia.

I'ma have to borrow Ace's shocked face for this, hope he didn't wear it out yesterday.

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:48 AM (Ojki1)

1046 1040 At that time he said he saw tons of Trump signs everywhere. Not a single Biden sign.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 05:43 AM (G2zl5)

You know how some mornings, you go outside and there are mushrooms all over the lawns that were not there the night before? That's Biden signs, here. Just all showed up on the same day.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 05:46 AM (t+qrx)



Well yeah you do have to expect that at a point though. When Harris wasn't the VP candidate they probably weren't making too many signs. Once she was on the ticket they had to decide on the stupid design and then start printing them up.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 05:49 AM (G2zl5)

1047 You know how some mornings, you go outside and there are mushrooms all over the lawns that were not there the night before? That's Biden signs, here. Just all showed up on the same day.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 05:46 AM (t+qrx)

I saw one house with 5 Hide'n signs and another with 6.

And all I could think was how each one cost the campaign a bit of money just to signal to everyone that that house's owner is nuts.

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:51 AM (Ojki1)

1048
Well yeah you do have to expect that at a point though. When Harris wasn't the VP candidate they probably weren't making too many signs. Once she was on the ticket they had to decide on the stupid design and then start printing them up.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 05:49 AM (G2zl5)

In fairness, how can you have a sign and not include the candidate who will be president if "joe" is elected?

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:52 AM (Ojki1)

1049 And all I could think was how each one cost the campaign a bit of money just to signal to everyone that that house's owner is nuts.
Posted by: Bete

There were a number of big BIDEN signs. Same with Trump

But the multiple signs just look shitty

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM (lBt7s)

1050 Yeah, once Rudy starts releasing more of Biden's grifting familys activities out, you won't have to worry about Kurt coming back for a while.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM (dVDJU)

1051 G'morning, all.


Salty.


Sorry I missed you again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM (3D/fK)

1052 A moron made a good point last night.

A computer repair guy wouldn't contact the feds because there were pictures of some middle aged man getting stoned and sending emails to his family.

Say, why WOULD a computer repair guy contact the feds about a computer?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM (d6YI3)

1053 Biden's softball townhall did not inspire confidence:

Federalist link,

https://tinyurl.com/y47dhs2y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM (WkPC9)

1054 Something weird but in a strange way Hordian happened to me yesterday.... all day long I felt bloated and slightly nauseous and had no appetite. This happens to me every now and then when my acid reflux/gastritis flares up. I had had fish (salmon) the night before and I suspect it didn't agree with me.

When I got home hubby decided he would like a steak, baked potato and beer for supper. By then I was starting to feel hungry so I had the same thing. And I felt 100% better afterwards, even though everything I've ever read online says that adult beverages and red meat make acid reflux worse. But beer seems to "cure" mine almost instantly. Has anyone else noticed this?

Posted by: Secret Square at October 16, 2020 05:54 AM (9WuX0)

1055 1050 Yeah, once Rudy starts releasing more of Biden's grifting familys activities out, you won't have to worry about Kurt coming back for a while.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM (dVDJU)

5 minutes till the Biden campaign rolls out that children of politicians should be off limits?

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:55 AM (Ojki1)

1056
"to signal to everyone that that house's owner is nuts."

for that one Bete,, it would be 6x nuttier then your normal dem nut....
or maybe 5x and dumber then your average dem nut..

Posted by: beanervt at October 16, 2020 05:55 AM (JAufd)

1057 I saw a homemade sign with CHINA marked out and AMERICANS 2020 underneath

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 05:56 AM (d6YI3)

1058 I've ever read online says that adult beverages and red meat make acid reflux worse. But beer seems to "cure" mine almost instantly. Has anyone else noticed this?
Posted by: Secret Square

I've not noticed that.
But I will test that theory to the max this weekend!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 05:58 AM (lBt7s)

1059 When I got home hubby decided he would like a steak, baked potato and beer for supper. By then I was starting to feel hungry so I had the same thing. And I felt 100% better afterwards, even though everything I've ever read online says that adult beverages and red meat make acid reflux worse.
Posted by: Secret Square at October 16, 2020 05:54 AM (9WuX0)


Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 05:58 AM (t+qrx)

1060 A Biden sign in your yard ?

Might as well put a propeller hat on a stick in your front yard.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 05:59 AM (dVDJU)

1061 "hate has no home here" right next to the "any functioning adult 2020" sign is my favorite.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 06:00 AM (d6YI3)

1062 The only Harris signs here are for a local candidate. The Biden signs are next-door neighbors with Trump signs; I think those disagreements will continue long after election.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 06:00 AM (/+bwe)

1063 5 minutes till the Biden campaign rolls out that children of politicians should be off limits?
Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 05:55 AM (Ojki1)

Hoe about just a 50% discount ?

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 06:01 AM (dVDJU)

1064 A Biden sign in your yard ?

Might as well put a propeller hat on a stick in your front yard.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 05:59 AM (dVDJU)


Someone in my neighborhood has a handmade work of stencil art, done in Krylon on MDF, that reads something like "THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US ALL SAFE GOV WHITMER". I'd hate to encounter this thing in the wild.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 06:01 AM (t+qrx)

1065 In all seriousness, I appreciate the multiple signs, especially the Biden folks'

I have no sh*t taken a photo of one crazy person's yard so that I can go through the list and know without a doubt who NOT to vote for if I was leaning towards them unawares.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 06:02 AM (d6YI3)

1066 Good morning, horde!

Our first frost warning was last night; now I have to figure out where to put three potted plants.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness

Do you juggle ?

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 06:03 AM (arJlL)

1067 I have no sh*t taken a photo of one crazy person's yard so that I can go through the list and know without a doubt who NOT to vote for if I was leaning towards them unawares.
Posted by: Undercover Brother

Also to make sure your kids don't go trick or treating at that house

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 06:03 AM (lBt7s)

1068 1058 A long time ago, Hahvahd Med did a little study with student volunteers. Got them good and drunk and observed their stomachs on a fluoroscope the next morning. Administered cold beer and the acid problems went away. No shortage of volunteers, and it was a good way to blow off some of that money taking up space in the Scrooge McDuck vault Harvard has.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 06:04 AM (I58tH)

1069 I saw a homemade sign with CHINA marked out and AMERICANS 2020 underneath
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 05:56 AM (d6YI3)


I love this idea!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 06:04 AM (/+bwe)

1070 Not sure if normal, but seeing alot of business with Trump signs and MAGA on digital road signs

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 16, 2020 06:04 AM (/6GbT)

1071 I like "Anybody but Trump" with Confession of Faith sign "Love is love, Science is Real", "No human being is illegal, etc" in the middle flanked by a "Harris/Biden 2020 sign
Wouldn't that indicate they're not actually in support of the Biden/Harris ticket?. At least they're honest, I suppose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2020 06:04 AM (WkPC9)

1072 "I have to figure out where to put three potted plants. "

I figure that one is Joe Biden.

But who are the other two?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2020 06:05 AM (3D/fK)

1073 The Any Functioning Adult signs are a poor attempt at humor in my view - they are neither hot nor cold and in the end should be spit out. Time to choose America.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 06:05 AM (4NtsG)

1074 Our first frost warning was last night; now I have to figure out where to put three potted plants.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness

Do you juggle ?
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 06:03 AM (arJlL)

No, but I do have 98% hands-to-toes accuracy when dropping heavy things.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 06:06 AM (/+bwe)

1075 1064 A Biden sign in your yard ?

Might as well put a propeller hat on a stick in your front yard.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 05:59 AM (dVDJU)

Someone in my neighborhood has a handmade work of stencil art, done in Krylon on MDF, that reads something like "THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US ALL SAFE GOV WHITMER". I'd hate to encounter this thing in the wild.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 06:01 AM (t+qrx)


More deaths than Ohio with a smaller population and fewer cases. How safe is she making you. Idiots.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 06:06 AM (G2zl5)

1076 Okay...Breakfast time!!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 16, 2020 06:06 AM (lBt7s)

1077 LOL.

Maybe it's Whitmer's brother?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2020 07:07 AM (WkPC9)

1078 No, but I do have 98% hands-to-toes accuracy when dropping heavy things.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 06:06 AM (/+bwe)


Well within parameters!

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:07 AM (t+qrx)

1079 Like MMA or not, here is a great athlete willing to say what needs to be said: Joe Biden can go screw himself.

https://tinyurl.com/y2lfelm9

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 16, 2020 07:08 AM (fQzH1)

1080 1072 "I have to figure out where to put three potted plants. "

I figure that one is Joe Biden.

But who are the other two?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2020 06:05 AM (3D/fK)

*claps*

I think Joe is like Creeping Charlie infesting my lawn.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 07:08 AM (/+bwe)

1081 1073 The Any Functioning Adult signs are a poor attempt at humor in my view - they are neither hot nor cold and in the end should be spit out. Time to choose America.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 06:05 AM (4NtsG)


I don't think they're a poor attempt at humor. These are people that don't find anything funny. It is not a crappier version of SMOD. They really did want anyone but Trump.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 07:09 AM (G2zl5)

1082 No, but I do have 98% hands-to-toes accuracy when dropping heavy things.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness

OW !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 07:09 AM (arJlL)

1083 Some really outstanding Mark Steyn to start the day

https://tinyurl.com/y6lsf8wq

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 16, 2020 07:10 AM (fQzH1)

1084 See they believe that Biden is a functioning adult.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 07:11 AM (G2zl5)

1085 I want to get a yard sign that says "i don't give a f*ck who you are voting for".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:11 AM (6FeV1)

1086 More deaths than Ohio with a smaller population and fewer cases. How safe is she making you. Idiots.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 06:06 AM (G2zl5)


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You cannot reason someone out of an opinion that they did not reason their way into.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:11 AM (t+qrx)

1087 Say, why WOULD a computer repair guy contact the feds about a computer?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 05:53 AM(d6YI3)

==================
The FBI pays these guys routinely to turn over sketchy hard drives. It's a regular event.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 16, 2020 07:12 AM (fQzH1)

1088 Morning all...didn't watch it, but it looks like Trump did well and Biden...not so much.

How can I tell? I've got the local morning news on for more than an hour and they've had ZERO mention of last night's dueling town-halls.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (W+kMI)

1089 Well that didn't work at all, as a shrug thing.

Anyway. Got to get to work.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (t+qrx)

1090 1086 More deaths than Ohio with a smaller population and fewer cases. How safe is she making you. Idiots.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 06:06 AM (G2zl5)

¯\_(ツ_/¯

You cannot reason someone out of an opinion that they did not reason their way into.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:11 AM (t+qrx


Yeah but wouldn't you just love to make that sign and stick it in their yard, facing their house.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (G2zl5)

1091 See they believe that Biden is a functioning adult.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 07:11 AM (G2zl5)

More concerning, they believe that they themselves are functioning adults.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (6FeV1)

1092 Thought for handwritten sign next to a Biden sign - "Sick old man who wants to give hormones to 8 year olds.".

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:14 AM (4NtsG)

1093 I saw one yesterday they said "OMG Make it stop - Biden 2020"

Seriously?

I love the one of one house that says some th this about character in a leader... that One is not aging well... haha!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at October 16, 2020 07:14 AM (xU7mE)

1094 Hah but my copy paste of it made it a shrug.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 07:14 AM (G2zl5)

1095 Well that didn't work at all, as a shrug thing.

Anyway. Got to get to work.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (t+qrx)

Enjoy your day!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra naughtiness at October 16, 2020 07:15 AM (/+bwe)

1096 Ugh - "says something about character"

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at October 16, 2020 07:15 AM (xU7mE)

1097 More like a two headed shrug.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:15 AM (A5zUN)

1098 1065 In all seriousness, I appreciate the multiple signs, especially the Biden folks'

I have no sh*t taken a photo of one crazy person's yard so that I can go through the list and know without a doubt who NOT to vote for if I was leaning towards them unawares.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 06:02 AM (d6YI3)

I'm talking all 5 or 6 signs are the same Biden sign.

But yes, I do the same thing for candidates I don't know. It helps to remember which house does this, so when school board elections come around I can remember- right, this is the house of wack jobs, at the very least I can cancel their vote by voting for, in all likely hood, different wack jobs (cause school board).

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 07:16 AM (Ojki1)

1099 1087 There's an increasing possibility that there is some really nasty porn on that hard drive, and if any of that has a suspected minor on it it would be grounds to turn it over. Damn lucky the Feds didn't deep six the whole thing and claim ignorance of the matter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 07:16 AM (I58tH)

1100 Yeah but wouldn't you just love to make that sign and stick it in their yard, facing their house.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (G2zl5)


Whether you do or don't, you aren't going to change their mind either way. But if you do, you get one unit of fuck-you spite.

Net gain. Worth it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:16 AM (t+qrx)

1101 Trump 2020:

Because screw you, that's why.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:16 AM (6FeV1)

1102 More like a two headed shrug.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:15 AM (A5zUN)


That sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:17 AM (t+qrx)

1103 I saw one yesterday they said "OMG Make it stop - Biden 2020"

-

More wars!

Crash the market!

More service industry jobs!

More jobs to China!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - stop killing peoples moms you science deniers!!! at October 16, 2020 07:17 AM (euMt9)

1104 Ugh - "says something about character"
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at October 16, 2020 07:15 AM (xU7mE)

Joe Biden's character is a poop emoji.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:18 AM (6FeV1)

1105 1102 More like a two headed shrug.

That sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 07:17 AM (t+qrx)

Hmmm, usually that kind of thing triggers a mental image. I got nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (A5zUN)

1106 My favorite Biden sign.
By don.
Clever, I guess.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (PgmdM)

1107 Damn lucky the Feds didn't deep six the whole thing and claim ignorance of the matter.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 07:16 AM (I58tH)

*shifty eyes*

Yes, damn lucky.

Now to investigate the computer shop guy who gave a copy to Guiliani...

Posted by: The FBI at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (Ojki1)

1108 1087 - Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer

True enough, but kiddie porn is the typical trigger.

Rumor has it (via OANN) that there's videos of Hunter's 'play time' with females of questionable age.

And yeah, Rudy has MORE drops concerning the HD content coming up.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (W+kMI)

1109
Missed the townhalls last night. The MSM tells me Savannah Guthrie
schooled Trump like teacher does a bad student. Which I take to mean she
was stupid and obnoxious while Trump dominated her repeatedly. And
Biden had daycare with ABC's, snacks then nappy-time and declared a
great leader. .

Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (MxEKc)

1110 1041: Yes, the DOJ fan club will blithely explain how we were wrong to expect prosecutions and that they knew it all along.

Posted by: CN at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (ONvIw)

1111 1104 Ugh - "says something about character"
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at October 16, 2020 07:15 AM (xU7mE)

Joe Biden's character is a poop emoji.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:18 AM (6FeV1)

Joe Biden has a lot of 'character.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:20 AM (A5zUN)

1112 How about some "Wear a mask it's doubleplusungood"

Posted by: Jean at October 16, 2020 07:20 AM (k+zsz)

1113 had ZERO mention of last night's dueling town-halls.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 16, 2020 07:13 AM (W+kMI)

There are no US tanks anywhere near Baghdad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:20 AM (6FeV1)

1114 1108 1087 - Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer

True enough, but kiddie porn is the typical trigger.

Rumor has it (via OANN) that there's videos of Hunter's 'play time' with females of questionable age.

And yeah, Rudy has MORE drops concerning the HD content coming up.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 16, 2020 07:19 AM (W+kMI)

Odds on if there is underage stuff on the drive the computer guy and Rudy being investigated by the FBI for distributing underage material?

Posted by: The FBI at October 16, 2020 07:21 AM (Ojki1)

1115 Off 99.9% "honest" sock.

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 07:22 AM (Ojki1)

1116 If Biden were a Roman emperor, he would be Pupienus.

(By Vishnu, i *will* make a Pupienus joke every day from here on out. )

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

1117 Expect the shift to become more the FBI investigating how the Russians dropped off the computer rather than the computer itself.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:23 AM (4NtsG)

1118 Odds on if there is underage stuff on the drive the computer guy and Rudy being investigated by the FBI for distributing underage material?
Posted by: The FBI at October 16, 2020 07:21 AM (Ojki1

You can't make a book on a guaranteed event.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:24 AM (6FeV1)

1119 1116 If Biden were a Roman emperor, he would be Pupienus.

(By Vishnu, i *will* make a Pupienus joke every day from here on out. )
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

There is a reason they called it the Third Century Crisis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:25 AM (A5zUN)

1120 I live in the country so not an issue but were I to be a city dweller again, I would have nothing to do with any neighbors that had Biden signs - seriously people, may as well have Mao or Che signs. These idiots need to understand that some of us think this is a very serious matter, this election.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:26 AM (4NtsG)

1121 There is a reason they called it the Third Century Crisis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:25 AM (A5zUN)

Imagine if we needed senate confirmation for presidents...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:27 AM (6FeV1)

1122 mornin' y'all

Posted by: October at October 16, 2020 07:28 AM (6Pqz7)

1123 You know, when our old pal Bill Kristol gets the SS Cuck sailing again, a retired naval officer at the helm would give the passengers a lot of confidence. Admiral of the Blue Hunter Biden, doing lines at the Captain's table.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 07:28 AM (I58tH)

1124 Admiral of the Blue Hunter Biden, doing lines at the Captain's table.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 07:28 AM (I58tH)

Blow the man down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:29 AM (6FeV1)

1125 Imagine if we needed senate confirmation for presidents...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:27 AM (6FeV1)

One could draw some comparisons between Marius and Biden. Slipping into dementia. In his madness releasing proscription upon his enemies. Helping to plunge the empire into Civil War.

On the other hand, you have t set aside the whole accomplishments thing.

So... who would Sulla be in this case?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:30 AM (A5zUN)

1126 Is Hunter Biden not a living, breathing textbook example of White Privilege?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2020 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

1127 Did Trump get any Law and Order type questions last night?

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 07:30 AM (dVDJU)

1128 1126 Born with a silver coke spoon stuck in his nostril.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 07:31 AM (I58tH)

1129 Young. Dynamic. Brilliant.

Willing to put a bullet in the heads of his enemies. (Also, the Republic.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2020 07:31 AM (A5zUN)

1130 Well if no one else will do it before the EMT...

Owner of a loaner heart?

Posted by: Yes, no? at October 16, 2020 07:32 AM (gF0gR)

1131 Sulla is still in our future, but coming.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:32 AM (4NtsG)

1132 1126 Is Hunter Biden not a living, breathing textbook example of White Privilege?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2020 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

No, he's a living breathing example of politician privilege as the kid used to suck up all the pay for play. I have no doubt Maxine Waters, Elijah Cummings, etc created some neat little nest eggs for their tribes too

Posted by: CN at October 16, 2020 07:33 AM (ONvIw)

1133 There might, just maybe, be a nascent "dubiousness gap" forming.

Our side is firmly convinced that Trump is more or less good, and the dems and most of the R-tards in Washington are evil. In many cases, it is to our own chagrin, as we kind of expected Trump to be a dud.

Their side takes it a an article of faith that Trump is evil and Biden is good.. but now they are getting hints, buried by ham hand censorship attempts, that their "team" is thoroughly corrupt and has no real interest in Progress (whatever the hell that is).... so if drooling man bad, then... maybe... orange man not bad?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:34 AM (6FeV1)

1134 That Zepplin/KISS t-shirt blunder reminds me of the time back in the 80s when my dad asked my headbanger sister about "Def Zepplin."

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 16, 2020 07:34 AM (O+I8R)

1135 Hunter Biden is exactly like the children of so many "Presidents" of West African nations I had to deal with in my past career. Rich, decadent, worthless.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:34 AM (4NtsG)

1136 Sulla is still in our future, but coming.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:32 AM (4NtsG)

Lindsey Graham on a crank binge?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:35 AM (6FeV1)

1137 The media has now plastered Nodding Black Woman's details all over the Internet and made sure Antifa saw them. They really want a shooting war, don't they?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2020 07:35 AM (6XLoz)

1138
Their side takes it a an article of faith that Trump is evil and Biden is good.. but now they are getting hints, buried by ham hand censorship attempts, that their "team" is thoroughly corrupt and has no real interest in Progress (whatever the hell that is).... so if drooling man bad, then... maybe... orange man not bad?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:34 AM (6F


My lib sister in law put it this way "Sure, Biden in corrupt, but he's what the country needs right now"

Dyed in the wool donks are nothing if not loyal

Posted by: CN at October 16, 2020 07:36 AM (ONvIw)

1139 Odds on if there is underage stuff on the drive the computer guy and Rudy being investigated by the FBI for distributing underage material?

Should have played it safe and handed it over to Netflix.

Posted by: 🐧 at October 16, 2020 07:36 AM (C+evo)

1140 Today's whiteboard sign:

Big tech-the censorship arm of the Biden campaign.

Vote for Free Speech-2020.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2020 07:36 AM (WkPC9)

1141 Sulla is someone like Whitmer.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:36 AM (4NtsG)

1142 The media has now plastered Nodding Black Woman's details all over the Internet and made sure Antifa saw them. They really want a shooting war, don't they?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2020 07:35 AM (6XLoz)

Yeah, that tactic is really going to do wonders getting black folks to stay on the plantation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:38 AM (6FeV1)

1143 The media has now plastered Nodding Black Woman's details all over the Internet and made sure Antifa saw them.
-------
?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 16, 2020 07:38 AM (OYAWg)

1144 1137 The media has now plastered Nodding Black Woman's details all over the Internet and made sure Antifa saw them. They really want a shooting war, don't they?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 16, 2020 07:35 AM (6XLoz)

Eventually. This is about letting people know if they leave the plantation- and especially if they demonstrate to others that they can also leave the plantation- there will be consequences.

Same as it ever was, leftist don't like the plantation workers getting any ideas.

Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 07:38 AM (Ojki1)

1145 CN I might reply to the SIL - "Sure, Hitler doesn't like Jews, but he's what the country needs right now."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:39 AM (4NtsG)

1146 Sulla is someone like Whitmer.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 07:36 AM (4NtsG)

Procapitus Maximus "Cinqueada"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 07:39 AM (6FeV1)

1147 Noooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 16, 2020 07:40 AM (epbzE)

1148 Governor Roy Cooper, (D)umbass NC, is doubling down on his "masks work!!!" silliness mere days after the CDC reports that 80% of people who got the COVID-19s wore masks religiously, while only 3% of the cases never wore masks.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 16, 2020 07:40 AM (d6YI3)

1149 So, nodding black woman's identity was imperative to expose to the American people. Hunter and Joe Biden's thorough corruption is not. Got it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 16, 2020 07:40 AM (O+I8R)

1150 Governor Roy Cooper, (D)umbass NC, is doubling down on his "masks work!!!" silliness mere days after the CDC reports that 80% of people who got the COVID-19s wore masks religiously, while only 3% of the cases never wore masks.

The counter argument is that the CDC is reporting on those who wore or did not masks as the control, not on whether someone else was wearing a mask.

That is, a person who has a surgically implanted mask on would still get the Wuhan Death Miasma because someone else wasn't.

They are going to make an argument on something that is non-falsifiable. Because, you know, "SCIENCE".

Posted by: 🐧 at October 16, 2020 07:44 AM (C+evo)

1151 I'm guessing that Big Tech is gonna regret giving Donny Two Scoops an opening on their protection via Section 230.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1316822881762934784.html

The final weeks of the 2020 election should be *very* interesting.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 16, 2020 07:45 AM (W+kMI)

1152 That's a blowpoke. The hook allows you to maneuver logs and you can blow through it to billow the embers.

Posted by: Anaon at October 16, 2020 09:46 AM (aiD06)

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