"Hotel Zena," a New DC Hotel Catering Exclusively to Angry Leftwing Feminist Karens, To Open This Week

angryleftwingkarenhotel.jpg
Mixed-media portrait of Supreme Court Justice and
noted Crossfit enthusiast Ruth Bader Ginsberg,
in oils and tampons.No seriously.
It's made of fucking tampons.

The culture needs more angry childless-but-determined-to-mother-the-world Karens.


When it opens this week, the new Hotel Zena in Washington, D.C., will make a powerful statement about powerful women. The groundbreaking hotel, part of the Viceroy Hotels & Resorts, has commissioned more than 60 works of art that celebrate female empowerment. Even before they step inside, guests will be greeted by colorful, seven-story-tall murals on the building’s façade, depicting enormous female warriors who keep watch over the hotel and its surrounding Logan Circle neighborhood....


In the hotel lobby, a dramatic portrait gallery honors 11 women who've led the fight for gender equality, including Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Rep. Shirley Chisholm--the first Black woman elected to Congress.

Many of the attention-grabbing works also incorporate provocative materials. The larger-than-life homage to Justice Ginsburg has been constructed using 20,000 hand-painted tampons, arranged on a pegboard to create a pointillist portrait...

It's a temple to Political-Statement Lesbianism.

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I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

How tacky and low-rent and moronically stupid.

But that is what #Woke is. It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM




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1 Morning, Dave!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

2 Top 10?

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:02 PM (mZUr4)

3 Is everyone happy now?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

4 yay

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:02 PM (rjE57)

5 Fucking Tampons?

Those must be the ones the Catholics are against.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:02 PM (LhlFJ)

6 So, six months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (NWM+b)

7 Interesting business model ...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (cnTJD)

8 If they are true believers, they should let people 'pay what they can afford." Or - better yet - stay for FREE!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (orIoJ)

9 Get ready, men. When it fails miserably, it will be your fault.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (hpbeA)

10 I would have thought a V would be more appropriate.


Though a Z does kinda look like 2 Scissors?

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (LhlFJ)

11 Well..fast way to go broke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (ifmtJ)

12

Lez be on our way... in the opposite direction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

13 Unused, presumably? I merely ask...

Posted by: Paco at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (hOjCo)

14 "hey hun, lets go to the hotel in DC with the tampon rbg!" said no one ever

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (cnTJD)

15 Well, if now is not the perfect time to make a huge investment in the travel / tourist industry, I dont know what is.

genius.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

16 Can't wait to book it!

Posted by: Romney at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (wr5hX)

17 I thought Zena was a white chick with blonde hair and big tits. WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (mogRH)

18 Make it stop.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (8B6Ng)

19 Wow -- read the content, too!

Howdy, Ace -- thanks for the FHA (feminine hygiene art).

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (mZUr4)

20 Willowed, because, of course.

what if....

Jorgenson somehow gets more EVs overall than Biden?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 12:57 PM

The mass of the collective Horde Schadenboner would collapse into a singularity.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


My schadenboner would achieve sentience and file for emancipation.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (x/Nq/)

21

Mixed-media portrait of Supreme Court Justice and
noted Crossfit enthusiast Ruth Bader Ginsberg,
in oils and tampons.No seriously.
It's made of fucking tampons.
The culture needs more angry childless-but-determined-to-mother-the-world Karens.



If I had not already voted, this would only make me want to vote for Trump again even more than ever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (rjE57)

22 "In the hotel lobby, a dramatic portrait gallery honors 11 women who've led the fight for gender equality, including Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Rep. Shirley Chisholm--the first Black woman elected to Congress."

So, Phyllis Schlafly gets shafted again, huh?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (6xA3t)

23 Women are so powerful they need a segregated hotel.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

24 ACB looks like she's thinking about laundry while Whitehouse bloviates. At least SHE's being productive.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (v16oJ)

25 Imagine some douche-bro opening a hotel calling it Hotel Conan.

He'd get laughed out of the city.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (ttBFI)

26 I guess there's a market for this stuff, out there. There's enough mentally disturbed in the world to support a business like this, if not make it prosper.

But the tampon thing is just brain damage, nobody with a shred of class, dignity, sanity, or wisdom would even remotely consider such a project.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

27 Wymyn will make their soy boi "boyfriends" take them there for drinks to prove they're woke.


What an ugly hotel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

28 Why is it that women who keep insisting that they are more than just their genitals keep insisting that they are nothing more than just their genitals?

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (+v+zN)

29 PRINCESS KARENS

Posted by: DJSMITH at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (f662G)

30 Do they have a steak and BJ special?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (VpIIl)

31 It is to laugh.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (EbSTN)

32 The ceiling-hung mobile art is named "Sectioned Colon."

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (xK9An)

33 My first impression - damn, there's never a metric ton of ammonium nitrate around when you need one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

34
Can't wait for the Pelosi mural of used Depends and IV bags.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

35 It should be a nice quiet place to catch some rest.

It's not like there'll be any laughter going on.

Posted by: ChiefIllinicake at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (aSNFM)

36 I saw a cool pointillist art piece- a map of the US made of shotgun shells. Beautiful.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

37 I can't wait for the trans mafia to complain about the discriminatory message implied by the use of tampons and force the removal of RBG's "portrait."

Posted by: Dr. T at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (A1UwY)

38 Mixed-media portrait of Supreme Court Justice and
noted Crossfit enthusiast Ruth Bader Ginsberg,
in oils and tampons.No seriously.

It's made of fucking tampons.




It's a period piece!

Shamelessly stolen from a Moron this morning!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (x/Nq/)

39 If I had not already voted, this would only make me want to vote for Trump again even more than ever.

That's why I spread the word about crazy stuff like this: to help clarify the issues in people's minds. This is what wer're up against.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

40 26 I guess there's a market for this stuff, out there. There's enough mentally disturbed in the world to support a business like this, if not make it prosper.

But the tampon thing is just brain damage, nobody with a shred of class, dignity, sanity, or wisdom would even remotely consider such a project.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

========

As Mark Steyn wrote: this is boring.

Woke has gone corporate. Corporate is never cool. It becomes boring and stale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (NWM+b)

41 "It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent."

Don't forget the unattractive.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (DPIdn)

42 No picture of Margaret Thatcher?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (mogRH)

43 Is there an LPGA tour stop in Washington D.C.?

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

44 My schadenboner would achieve sentience and file for emancipation.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM


A detachable Schadenboner, as it were?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (ejd/p)

45 That hotel's manager is gonna be busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (xK9An)

46 "X"ena warrior princess. No Z.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (qlFIA)

47 They Should have named it Hotel Zima, after the Alcohol Princess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)

48 "Mixed-media portrait of Supreme Court Justice and
noted Crossfit enthusiast Ruth Bader Ginsberg,
in oils and tampons.No seriously.
It's made of fucking tampons."

What's with that light above the bar in that photo? It looks like a Fallopian tube.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (6xA3t)

49 So, complimentary vibrators in the end table drawers, instead of Gideon Bibles?

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (kHg6S)

50 35 It should be a nice quiet place to catch some rest.

It's not like there'll be any laughter going on.
Posted by: ChiefIllinicake at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (aSNFM)

=========

"You will not be allowed to rest until the struggle session is over!"
-Hotel manager, 3 am

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (NWM+b)

51 But. how are the Fish Tacos?

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (SNi8U)

52 But that is what #Woke is. It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent.


yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (rjE57)

53 I'm a Zena phobe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (63Dwl)

54 $50.00 says the hotel flops

Posted by: Drc at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (vbaSG)

55 Do they have a steak and BJ special?
Posted by: Marcus T



They will only cook the steak bloody rare.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (x/Nq/)

56 I hope it gets burnt to the fucking ground. At full occupancy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (VaqrY)

57 Why is it that women who keep insisting that they are more than just their genitals keep insisting that they are nothing more than just their genitals?

When you reject the transcendent, when you deny the soul, all that is left is meat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

58 Xena wouldn't be caught dead in that place...


Oh cr@p! That portrait of Ginsburg in that setting... wasn't this in Ghostbusters 2 with Viigo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (Y4vJZ)

59
So. The two dames are spear-chuckers. Don't yell at me; they're 50 feet high.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

60 Someone decked out in MAGA paraphenalia should go up to the front desk and rent a room. After all, hotels are public accommodations, and they can't be denied. If they are, it's a lawsuit.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (v16oJ)

61 "But that is what #Woke is. It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent."

#woke is the choice of those who are betting that the totalitarians will complete the takeover of our nation. It's not about race, accomplishment, education, or intelligence. It's a bet that America will be dominated by #woke totalitarians, and the bettors want to be killed last.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (qpX6U)

62 By the way aren't spears an awfully phallic weapon for their warrior girls to wield?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (qlFIA)

63 It's okay Sheldon, we have some hot cocoa and your RBG doll waiting for you back at your office.

Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

64 WTF is shithouse doing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (r7JZo)

65 Prediction: Within five years this hotel will be closing down due to intense lack of interest.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (y1PuL)

66 In other news, Patreon board member and former Twatter CEO wants to put people up against the wall and shoot them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiVKicBYtoo

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (+v+zN)

67 Do the curtains match the carpet?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (haWye)

68 I wouldn't stay there.

But I would order a sandwich from the restaurant.

And I do mean order it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (Bxd7T)

69 Do they have a steak and BJ special?
Posted by: Marcus T


Sammich station.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (VaqrY)

70 42 No picture of Margaret Thatcher?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (mogRH)

Replace the tampons with minie balls.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (/EuRN)

71
Look, Big Data is absolutely ruthless about buying and selling personal data for profit.

Here's an idea for Tinder, et. al.: secure an ongoing deal with Hotel Zena to get lists of every woman who's inquired about or booked a room there, and permanently ban from them from your online dating platforms. The men will thank you.

Do the same for any man who has, but also call the cops because he's an at-large rapist, waiting to strike his next victim.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (eXmcp)

72 One Vote Away!

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (EbSTN)

73 The Jennifer Rubin suite is to die for

Posted by: Governor Gavin at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MBds8)

74 So if a guy was sitting in the lounge and asked a waitress to go make him a sammwich, that would be wrong?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (N39Ws)

75 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Only a place like DC could support a hotel like that.

Posted by: Josh at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (AZ9xu)

77 The Hillary Rodaahm Clinton Suite comes with a large supply of Throwing Vases and your own Private, Unsecured Bathroom Server.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (eAUW3)

78 Get Woke, Go Broke: The Hotel

Posted by: Fedup at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (68ya+)

79 Heh. That is hilarious. No straight woman would be caught dead in that homohotel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (o2MD2)

80 Weird Ace

Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (786Ro)

81 So on Nextdoor this morning, a woman who has just moved here from CO introduced herself and said she and her husband want to meet their neighbors. She gave her address and said to drop by for a glass of wine or a cocktail, but she wants people to know their home is mask-free. They only wear masks when they're required to enter an establishment.

Hoo boy. The Karens were incensed. Now I want to meet this couple.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

82 Aren't they gender assigning?

I thought there weren't women anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Next 3 days for Trump.

PA IA NC

Pence two days.

WI MI

Posted by: Ha at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (wr5hX)

84 I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you post...

Posted by: Hal 9000 at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (BgMrQ)

85 The Turn-Down Service includes 2 Breath Mints on each Pillow.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (eAUW3)

86 Add Jack Nicholson hotel caretaker.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (xK9An)

87 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

We were going to call it Zina! but we were sued by the white, cis, patriarchy who held the intra-sexually repressive trademark.

Posted by: The Management ... at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (LPnfS)

88 I'd like to hire a civil lawyer to walk in with me with me wearing a MAGA hat and try to get a room.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (Fs5vw)

89
I understand the Mish Room is great for bas mitzvahs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

90 Hotel Zena - Wakanda Towers

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (x/Nq/)

91 That hotel is ugly as fuck.

Posted by: Max Power at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (q177U)

92 Man, someone has bad timing. Let's break it down.
- This hotel caters to feminists and other Karens
- Feminists and other Karens are left-wingers
- This hotel is exclusively for women
- Left-wing women are the most terrified of the 'Rona, and feel uncomfortable with travel and exposure.

So their market - not the target market, but their *entire* market - is entirely comprised of the most terrified group who are the most reluctant to consume travel or lodging services.

Their books are going to be a smoking crater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (hYcqw)

93 So. The two dames are spear-chuckers. Don't yell at me; they're 50 feet high.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)


hehehe

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (R3uW8)

94 Guys will love it, too. Guys with manbuns, that is.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

95 Sheldon is saying She's Bought.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (EbSTN)

96 When you check in, can you request two women to warm up the bed and tuck-in service?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (VpIIl)

97 The seven-story tall mural of me on the other side of the building is the clear winner!

I call on all the other murals to concede.

Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (9vQJW)

98 Why did Amy weep when she saw a video of St. George?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (P4Pk9)

99 57 Why is it that women who keep insisting that they are more than just their genitals keep insisting that they are nothing more than just their genitals?

When you reject the transcendent, when you deny the soul, all that is left is meat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (/EuRN)

100 Let's chip in so the Empress can give a proper review of the place.

Assuming her word processor doesn't catch fire from the mean words she types.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (Y4vJZ)

101 I'd support a hotel that was filled with pictures of hot chicks.

But then...I've dated more than a few lesbians. Rarely on purpose.

But the RBG pic and tampons are a deal breaker

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (ifmtJ)

102
They lure you in with these comic-book Westernized pagan maidens with their bare arms and disciplinary devices... and then they give you Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (G51Gf)

103 54 $50.00 says the hotel flops
Posted by: Drc at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (vbaSG)

================

No way -- It'll be the fullest pad in the city. Period.

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (mZUr4)

104 Hotel Zena

Where you have to kill your own spiders bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (x/Nq/)

105 Sheldon Whitehouse has cracked the case. There is a group of conservatives that want the Court to rule more conservatively, and they give money and write briefs. And he has the slides to prove it. Case closed.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (sX1BW)

106 70 42 No picture of Margaret Thatcher?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (mogRH)

Replace the tampons with minie balls.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (/EuRN)

I'm sure no Golda Meir either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

107 56 I hope it gets burnt to the fucking ground. At full occupancy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (VaqrY)

It's fun to visualize this place with all the glass kicked out and homeless crack heads sleeping in the lobby.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

108 Do they serve Bloody Marys?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (mogRH)

109 23
Women are so powerful they need a segregated hotel.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes. So powerful that their feelings extend so far that they must be protected at all times.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (y1PuL)

110 Hourly rates. Your hotel. Does it have them.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (xK9An)

111 98 Why did Amy weep when she saw a video of St. George?
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (P4Pk9)

Because "racism still exists in America," or words to that effect.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (EbSTN)

112 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

But Xena's name was spelled with an X.

Posted by: spindrift at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (h5TKJ)

113 you can checkout anytime you like....

Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (WQZ1O)

114 Smells like fish...

Posted by: G. Morris, Pervert at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (06/8G)

115 The Joy Behar suite is supposed to be delightful. The walls are covered in pics of her screaming about OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

116
So on Nextdoor this morning, a woman who has just moved here from CO introduced herself and said she and her husband want to meet their neighbors. She gave her address and said to drop by for a glass of wine or a cocktail, but she wants people to know their home is mask-free. They only wear masks when they're required to enter an establishment.

Hoo boy. The Karens were incensed. Now I want to meet this couple.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

-------

You're in GA, right?! Not TN?

Because this could easily be my mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (eXmcp)

117 91 That hotel is ugly as fuck.
Posted by: Max Power at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (q177U)


The giant concrete brutalist crap in Pyongyang have more appeal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

118 >> $50.00 says the hotel flops


Did you mean Flaps?

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (eAUW3)

119 76
Only a place like DC could support a hotel like that.

Posted by: Josh


I'll bet it's out of business in 1-2 years.

Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (v16oJ)

120 "But that is what #Woke is. It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent."

Most of those who profess #wokeness don't believe in it. It's a survival strategy. Just like Soviet citizens who didn't want to go to the gulag.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (qpX6U)

121 42
No picture of Margaret Thatcher?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (mogRH)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE RBG WAS THE SECOND FEMALE SCOTUS JUDGE AND THEY DON'T WORSHIP AT THE ALTER OF SANDRA DAY O'CONNER FOR BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING.
IT'S ALSO FUNNY CAUSE THE PICTURE OF RBG MAKES ME THINK OF BIG BROTHER.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (9cFfZ)

122 Their books are going to be a smoking crater.

Yeah, this may not be the ideal time for such a venture

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

123 - Left-wing women are the most terrified of the 'Rona, and feel uncomfortable with travel and exposure.

***

I'm old enough to remember when Karens used to harangue men for getting "man flu".

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (qlFIA)

124 Have they opened one in Wakanda?

Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (Izzlo)

125
Why did Amy weep when she saw a video of St. George?
Posted by: MAC SOG

========

Soon, she'll be having The Talk with her black son.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (G51Gf)

126 The murals were painted by a white guy...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (06/8G)

127 112 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

But Xena's name was spelled with an X.
Posted by: spindrift at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (h5TKJ)

==========

"See? Totally different."
-Response to copyright lawsuit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (NWM+b)

128 The TV character was Xena.

Never saw the show. Don't know that I would want to now.

Wonder how long until the RBG mural starts to deteriorate.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (Apbdw)

129 Zena-phobia

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

130 Sheldon scribbled drunkenly all over that last chart.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (EbSTN)

131 ACB to Sheldon

committed for 90 days of observation

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (R3uW8)

132 >>>9 Get ready, men. When it fails miserably, it will be your fault.

right.

who invested in this?

Posted by: ace, cashing his Arby's check and gettin' paid in gyros at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (PbpT7)

133 But how does the hotel rate on Yelp?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (/Dgcm)

134 103 54 $50.00 says the hotel flops
Posted by: Drc at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (vbaSG)

================

No way -- It'll be the fullest pad in the city. Period.
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (mZUr4)


A maxi pad?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

135 I demand to speak with the hotel's manager.

Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (786Ro)

136 123 - Left-wing women are the most terrified of the 'Rona, and feel uncomfortable with travel and exposure.

***

I'm old enough to remember when Karens used to harangue men for getting "man flu".
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (qlFIA)

What's man flu?

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

137 99 57 Why is it that women who keep insisting that they are more than just their genitals keep insisting that they are nothing more than just their genitals?

When you reject the transcendent, when you deny the soul, all that is left is meat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (/EuRN)

Mmmm...meat.

I had a first visit looking for a new primary care Doctor. Got 'assigned' an Osteopath.

Fucking asshole tried to push Vegatarianism on me. Three fucking times.

I think I'll keep looking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (ifmtJ)

138 119 76
Only a place like DC could support a hotel like that.

Posted by: Josh

I'll bet it's out of business in 1-2 years.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (v16oJ)

DC couldn't even support a Newseum, a temple to the MSM.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (6xA3t)

139 96 When you check in, can you request two women to warm up the bed and tuck-in service?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (VpIIl)

Yeah, but you get the two women that MisHum put up a pic of in the ONT last night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

140 An ugly structure to house uglier occupants

Posted by: the Butcher at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (QEsfM)

141 >>But then...I've dated more than a few lesbians. Rarely on purpose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (ifmtJ)

"Rarely on purpose."

Not buying it.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (xK9An)

142 Anyone want to wager how long this Woketel(TM) will last?

Posted by: jdubya_mesa_AZ at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (FQ2t6)

143 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

I think that was the number one favorite show for young lesbians growing up, and a fond memory for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

144 LOL get fucked....by a turkey baster

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (HwiWi)

145 thufferin thucatash, it's dark money.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (WQZ1O)

146 I would gladly stay there is Lucy Lawless made an appearances to offset all the fugly Karens.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (VWp7G)

147
Hoo boy. The Karens were incensed. Now I want to meet this couple.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

========

That's awesome!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (G51Gf)

148 134 103 54 $50.00 says the hotel flops
Posted by: Drc at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (vbaSG)

================

No way -- It'll be the fullest pad in the city. Period.
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (mZUr4)


A maxi pad?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (s2VJv)
=====================

You saw what I did there!

Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (mZUr4)

149 132 >>>9 Get ready, men. When it fails miserably, it will be your fault.

right.

who invested in this?
Posted by: ace, cashing his Arby's check and gettin' paid in gyros at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (PbpT7)

More importantly, is this owned by a publicly traded company we can short?

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Zm+LZ)

150 Sheldon: It's illegal to buy a Congressman, so they're buying a Supreme Court justice? Is this his argument?

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (EbSTN)

151 Odds on when the Chapter 11 happens?

Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (XxJt1)

152 146 I would gladly stay there is Lucy Lawless made an appearances to offset all the fugly Karens.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (VWp7G)

========

Xena Lucy Lawless or Battlestar Galactica Lucy Lawless?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (NWM+b)

153 The culture needs more angry childless-but-determined-to-mother-the-world Karens.


__________



The silver lining is that more feral cats will at least finally have homes with great digs -- so they've got that going for them ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (WqPYg)

154 No beer at the bar.

Posted by: weew at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (+m+uH)

155 OT


Police Chief Forced To Retire After Wife Supports Trump On Social Media

I'm so tired of this sh*t

Lancaster, PA -- The Lancaster police chief was forced to retire at the end of September after the mayor took issue with comments his wife made on Facebook in support of President Donald Trump's re-election.

John Fiorill, a former president of the local Fraternal Order of Police (FOP), said that Lancaster Police Chief Jarrad Berkihiser was asked to resign on Sept. 30 because his wife had shown support for President Trump when he visited a nearby airport a day earlier.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (rjE57)

156 Ooo, does that mean the thing Mis.Hum. posted yesterday would be a welcome guest?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (VWp7G)

157 a guy from RI talking about corruption


OMFG

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (R3uW8)

158 I wonder if they will clean your Moonpad if you leave it outside your door?

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (eAUW3)

159 There's nothing more challenging than getting a good handful of butch hair while doggystyling a sullen dyke.

This, Mark, is known.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (xK9An)

160 So all the maids will be men?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

161 103 54 $50.00 says the hotel flops
Posted by: Drc at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (vbaSG)

================

No way -- It'll be the fullest pad in the city. Period.
Posted by: Doof at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (mZUr4)


A maxi pad?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (s2VJv)


Definitely in the red.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

162 153 The culture needs more angry childless-but-determined-to-mother-the-world Karens.


__________



The silver lining is that more feral cats will at least finally have homes with great digs -- so they've got that going for them ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (WqPYg)

=========

At least 50% of them will be teachers or school administrators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (NWM+b)

163 I wonder what Lindsey will say when this is done.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (EbSTN)

164 right.



who invested in this?

--------
I'll go get Sheldon Whitehouse's slides.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

165 112 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

But Xena's name was spelled with an X.
Posted by: spindrift at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (h5TKJ)

Had to 'change' it. Xena is copyrighted.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

166 141 >>But then...I've dated more than a few lesbians. Rarely on purpose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (ifmtJ)

"Rarely on purpose."

Not buying it.
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (xK9An)

I suspect they discovered their lesbianism after meeting him.

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

167
Was it an all female construction crew used in building the hotel?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (t6XCL)

168 Are they soft pretzels hanging from the ceiling?

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (fBtlL)

169 Sen Whitehouse is acting like a Nazi with a lisp. All full of spittle and rage. Poor Amy, having to sit through this.

Posted by: lizabth at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (L3Rsz)

170 So you're saying it'll be a great place pick up babes?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (WVSR6)

171 I'll bet it's out of business in 1-2 years.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (v16oJ)

Yep. Guaranteed. Not enough dykes to keep a flophouse like that going.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (o2MD2)

172 Heh...

Suddenly recall the Rick and Morty where they go to the female dominated planet modeled off of Zardoz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (NWM+b)

173 151 Odds on when the Chapter 11 happens?
Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (XxJt1)

Immediately after he is done. About 13 minutes from now, the cops will be taking him away.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (EbSTN)

174 You're in GA, right?! Not TN?



Because this could easily be my mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (eXmcp)


Yep. Savannah. I loved how the newbie tried to calmly tell the Karens that she and her husband regularly go out to eat two to three times per week, travel, and are mask free. And they have physician friends who say the masks are useless.

Two women I know are on her side and planning to meet her. The whole thing is entertaining as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

175
This is the barracks for the BLAMtifarains who will riot on Election Day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)

176 158 I wonder if they will clean your Moonpad if you leave it outside your door?
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (eAUW3)

Oh, gross! Who has that barfing emoji?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

177 141 >>But then...I've dated more than a few lesbians. Rarely on purpose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (ifmtJ)
"Rarely on purpose."
Not buying it.
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (xK9An)

They only decided to be lesbians after the date.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)

178 Presidential Suite has a mosaic of Hillary made from 20,000 herbal tea bags.

And a wet bar. Biggest wet bar in DC.

Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (786Ro)

179 Since we're past 100, I'll put my willowed comment here:

Good Lord, where is Whitehouse going with this crap? I'm waiting for him to ask her about the "Devil's Triangle" in Kavanaugh's yearbook! I bet he has a room in his basement with one of those conspiracy boards. I expect him to come in tomorrow rolled up in a ball of red yarn.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (qe5CM)

180 Is the designer's first name really Mulva?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (m45I2)

181 >>Are they soft pretzels hanging from the ceiling?


I think those are supposed to be ears.

... because women are so into listening or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (eAUW3)

182 174 Yep. Savannah. I loved how the newbie tried to calmly tell the Karens that she and her husband regularly go out to eat two to three times per week, travel, and are mask free. And they have physician friends who say the masks are useless.

Two women I know are on her side and planning to meet her. The whole thing is entertaining as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

===========

"I also wish you to die."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (NWM+b)

183 Whitehouse:"Reeeeee!"

Sgt Hulka: "Lighten up Francis."

Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (G0vdT)

184 Did anyone catch ACB's look at Whitehouse?

It's a look of "are you for real?"

I think she should ask him to repeat everything he just said.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (4pK1/)

185 Am in line To vote at Fair Oaks Ranch Texas. Supposed to take 1.5 hours. Beautiful day plenty of shade. So far so good.

Posted by: Satrose at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (9fNWb)

186 repost

the violence is coming hard
this is what they've been waiting for

It should have never been allowed to go this far.

James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII

Tick tock...

Veritas tease video

https://tinyurl.com/y2osgmue

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (rjE57)

187 180 Is the designer's first name really Mulva?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (m45I2)


Oh no...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (s2VJv)

188 Fucking asshole tried to push Vegatarianism on me. Three fucking times.

I think I'll keep looking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:10 PM (ifmtJ)


Thanks, doc, but you can stick that suggestion in your ear and blow it out your ass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

189 77
The Hillary Rodaahm Clinton Suite comes with a large supply of Throwing Vases and your own Private, Unsecured Bathroom Server.


Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:07 PM (eAUW3)


_________



The Fire Marshall required all lamps and vibrators to be battery-operated ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (WqPYg)

190 I'm o.k. with this because the Dems are throwing away half an hour of their time, and Whitehouse is throwing away his future in politics.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (EbSTN)

191 ....except I am bored which is why I am posting

Posted by: Satrose at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (9fNWb)

192 I think she should ask him to repeat everything he just said.
Posted by: Marybeth


LOL...I concur..that would be exquisite.

Posted by: lizabth at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (L3Rsz)

193 Don't forget to wear a mask when you check in!

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

194 So all the maids will be men?
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM



For the right price

Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (786Ro)

195 There actually were a bunch of African spear-weilding warrior women. One of the big African kings had a bunch of them, ala Qudaffi.

Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)

196 I'm enjoyed the hanging segmented colon art over the bar.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (yL25O)

197 Was it an all female construction crew used in building the hotel?
Posted by: YIKES! at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (t6XCL)
++++++++++++
You can be sure not. Those dangerous and physical jobs are for men to do. As is right and proper.

Posted by: Feminists, who want "representation" but only in careers they like at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (hYcqw)

198 Some enterprising soul should surreptitiously install a coin slot next to the tampon display.

The thing would be picked clean inside a year.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)

199 @Anankhait

Fast & Furious will also come out - in it's entirety!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

200 185 Am in line To vote at Fair Oaks Ranch Texas. Supposed to take 1.5 hours. Beautiful day plenty of shade. So far so good.
Posted by: Satrose at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (9fNWb)

Had to look that up - Near Boerne! I like that little town.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Kpl3J)

201
THE PICTURE OF RBG MAKES ME THINK OF BIG BROTHER.

Big Sister

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (63Dwl)

202 The building itself looks very soviet.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Fs5vw)

203 Hotel Zzzzzzzzz would be a good name though.
But yeah, I wouldn't stay at this hotel lesbo. Not my kind of place.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

204 190 I'm o.k. with this because the Dems are throwing away half an hour of their time, and Whitehouse is throwing away his future in politics.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (EbSTN)
----------

They've given up on ACB. This is battleground prep for packing the court.

Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (G0vdT)

205 Hotel Wokeranda

But with more bloody mess!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (/MTDt)

206 Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray

Lancaster mayor forces Police Chief to resign over wife's Trump support.

rebelnews.com

Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (GcMTR)

207 This is paganism resurgent.

We need a fucking World War to cleanse the gene pool of these morons.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (sTnpX)

208 Hotel Zena: The In Place When Auntie Flo Comes to Town.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

209
Dear non-Dem Party voters, we would like to inform you that there is no point voting in the upcoming election. Creepy Joe Biden is up by 81 points or so and he will definitely win in a landslide. Just like Hillary was in 2016. Sure, we got that a little wrong but what are the chances we would do that twice?
So, as we said before, don't bother voting because it's all over.
Sincerely,

Posted by: The Media at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (rQ/Vt)

210 Whitehouse has gone full Olbermann.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

211 195 There actually were a bunch of African spear-weilding warrior women. One of the big African kings had a bunch of them, ala Qudaffi.

Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)


Amazons. Non-Bezos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

212 Fucking Tampons?

Those must be the ones the Catholics are against.
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:02 PM (LhlFJ)


It's like a chastity cork.

But still against (the cork part).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (/Dgcm)

213 The Portrait of Carly Fiorina is just a White Canvas with the words "That Face" printed on it.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (eAUW3)

214 Am in line To vote at Fair Oaks Ranch Texas. Supposed to take 1.5 hours. Beautiful day plenty of shade. So far so good.
Posted by: Satrose


Am headed to vote in Denton County after work.
Heck, work gave us 2 hours paid leave to go vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (x/Nq/)

215 I wonder what music is playing in the elevators?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

216 I noticed the chairs are plus-sized. Not sure what to make of that.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (m45I2)

217 If they can make money from stupid woke women, all the power to them.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (22mNy)

218 201
THE PICTURE OF RBG MAKES ME THINK OF BIG BROTHER.

Big Sister
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (63Dwl)

=========

"You rang?"
-Stacey Abrams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (NWM+b)

219 208 Hotel Zena: The In Place When Auntie Flo Comes to Town.
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Ed8Zd)


"The flo is linoleum."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (s2VJv)

220 Whitehouse has gone full Olbermann.

Enough already.. Call for the vote

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (Zmnko)

221 I bet its full of little hidden man taxes too, like lavish bathrooms for the ladies with 100 toilets but a old number 10 tomato can in the mop sink in the cellar for the lads.
Free dry cleaning for the women, men's cost 10 as much so the ladies can have theirs free.

Gentle reminders to not manspread when sitting in the lobby.


All that crap

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (9cFfZ)

222 John Fiorill, a former president of the local Fraternal Order of Police (FOP), said that Lancaster Police Chief Jarrad Berkihiser was asked to resign on Sept. 30 because his wife had shown support for President Trump when he visited a nearby airport a day earlier.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (rjE57)

Sounds like a hostile work environment to me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

223 "We've made it through the top of the lineup."
--Ted Cruz

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (EbSTN)

224 The look on ACB's face was priceless:"What the heck did I just listen to?"

Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (G0vdT)

225 >>THE PICTURE OF RBG


i think the title is :

Heavy Flow Justice

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (eAUW3)

226 Cruz should spend his entire time making fun of Senator Whitehouse.
"Congrats on making it through the ramblings of a lunatic."

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

227 @104 --

Thread winner!

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (Apbdw)

228 Lancaster's mayor is uber-woke, I believe.

Posted by: lizabth at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (L3Rsz)

229 216 I noticed the chairs are plus-sized. Not sure what to make of that.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (m45I2)


Beanbags with block and tackle chains.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (s2VJv)

230 I'm o.k. with this because the Dems are throwing away half an hour of their time, and Whitehouse is throwing away his future in politics.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (EbSTN)
----------

They've given up on ACB. This is battleground prep for packing the court.
Posted by: WisRich


Trump needs to expand the SC to 75. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (x/Nq/)

231 So all the maids will be men?

Now I'm thinking of the delivery guy on News Radio, the only many man in the building. A guy like that would get mobbed by these women, but in secret so they aren't betraying their stated love of limp wristed onesie-wearing low-T guys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

232 32 The ceiling-hung mobile art is named "Sectioned Colon."
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (xK9An)

...

I swear I did not read this before I made my comment.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (yL25O)

233 Fixing all the water damage after every rain will be expensive because of that broken glass ceiling.

Posted by: DistHillary at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (9vQJW)

234 "We've made it through the top of the lineup."

--Ted Cruz

-----------

Not exactly Murder's Row.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (sX1BW)

235 180 Is the designer's first name really Mulva?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (m45I2)

From the posh architecture firm Mulva, Gipple and Bovary.

Posted by: PETA at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (/EuRN)

236 Communists have always been big on wall murals of fake heroes. They need to add Chairman Mao and Stalin.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (o2MD2)

237 211 195 There actually were a bunch of African spear-weilding warrior women. One of the big African kings had a bunch of them, ala Qudaffi.

Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)


Amazons. Non-Bezos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)

238 60 Someone decked out in MAGA paraphenalia should go up to the front desk and rent a room. After all, hotels are public accommodations, and they can't be denied. If they are, it's a lawsuit.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (v16oJ)



Newsletter?

Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (XxJt1)

239 (jackass sock off)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (/EuRN)

240 the fuck up Obama gave us Trump

Trump replaces RBG


THERE IS A GOD

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (R3uW8)

241 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."

I think that was the number one favorite show for young lesbians growing up, and a fond memory for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:11 PM (KZzsI)



Zena.
Still better than misspelled Zima.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (/Dgcm)

242 Was it an all female construction crew used in building the hotel?
Posted by: YIKES! at October 13, 2020 01:12 PM (t6XCL)
++++++++++++
You can be sure not. Those dangerous and physical jobs are for men to do. As is right and proper.
Posted by: Feminists, who want "representation" but only in careers they like


*
*

As is right and proper, so that the femmies can complain loudly about a pay gap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (wQDH5)

243 It was a lesbian this time. She (it, they, whatever, everything had changed since he came back from the War, the language most of all so that you never knew when an It was an It or a non-It or something else you didn't even know the name of) had come from out west, Carhartt coat over an International Harvester sweatshirt and jeans that she cuffed over Carhartt boots. A chain hung from her black leather wallet and was attached to her belt, it was fat, she drove trucks, and she made good money and rarely spent it on anything besides dogfighting and liquor and pretty things for pretty girls that she would be shy around until they were in the sleeper cab of her truck which is when the shyness stopped and the steel-rim glasses came off and the dirty toenails were exposed and something--love, a fight, both maybe but ludicrous and tangled--happened with the girl, who was almost always shocked and outraged but not always...

Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (xK9An)

244 Hah, the article says the other portraits include one of Greta Thunberg.

As if Big Brother Ginsberg wasn't enough, you get the Scowl Queen souring the atmosphere too.

HOW DARE YOU travel here!

Posted by: spindrift at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (h5TKJ)

245 It should have never been allowed to go this far.
Dem mayors and guvs. When they are in on it, not much the plebes can do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (r+sAi)

246 Sheldon Whitehouse - a silly and useless Senator for a silly and useless state.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)

247
Gentle reminders to not manspread when sitting in the lobby.

All that crap
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2020 01:16 PM (9cFfZ)

-----

They need those pamphlets Scandinavians print for Muslims to inform the male feminists who stay there that rape is BAD! NOT OK! Keep your hands out of the no-no square!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (eXmcp)

248 It wouldn't surprise me if any males were hired at this place, they'd be paid 77% of their female counterparts...for justice and whatever.

I'm guessing all the parking valets will be male.

*ducks*

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (/z3hs)

249 "Period piece" LMFAO!

Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Izzlo)

250 198
Some enterprising soul should surreptitiously install a coin slot next to the tampon display.



The thing would be picked clean inside a year.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)

________


LMAO. Only you Muldoon ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (WqPYg)

251 237 Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)


The Yentas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (s2VJv)

252 204 190 I'm o.k. with this because the Dems are throwing away half an hour of their time, and Whitehouse is throwing away his future in politics.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (EbSTN)
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They've given up on ACB. This is battleground prep for packing the court.
Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (G0vdT)

Huh. It looks that way.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (EbSTN)

253 This hotel will go broke in about two years

Posted by: Satrose at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (9fNWb)

254 237 211 195 There actually were a bunch of African spear-weilding warrior women. One of the big African kings had a bunch of them, ala Qudaffi.

Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)


Amazons. Non-Bezos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)

The Amazon is named for the Amazons, not the other way around. Considering the Hellenes had no knowledge of the Americas at the time.

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

255
I wonder if each room has a "Panic Button" for spiders?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (t6XCL)

256 I still would like someone to tell me what they see as RBG's signature legacy ruling? She seems to me to have spent her time as an unimportant albeit consistent communist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (yQpMk)

257 They've given up on ACB. This is battleground prep for packing the court.

They're not even really interested in her, she's a done deal. This is their chance to grandstand right before the election and campaign, for themselves if appropriate, or against Trump in most cases. Jennifer Rubin literally cheered them on and told them to do so. Ignore the judicial hearings, turn it into an anti-Trump rally.

Which nobody is watching but hardcore political junkies who already made up their minds last year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

258 Yeah why doesn't Trump expand the court now?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (22mNy)

259 59
So. The two dames are spear-chuckers. Don't yell at me; they're 50 feet high.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

...

Attack of the 50 foot Amazons is different in 2020.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (yL25O)

260 The Paolo Suite, this is where the - how you say - "real action" is

Posted by: The Paolo at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (786Ro)

261 Might be a cool place for some metal bands to stay at. Dirty renovations done dirt cheap. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (9Om/r)

262 >Are they soft pretzels hanging from the ceiling?





I think those are supposed to be ears.



... because women are so into listening or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (eAUW3)

I thought maybe they were artsy sausages. That way the wymynns can find the kitchen.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (cJEnq)

263 More dividing into tribes.
It's not "(all) women are, do, think, want to be superior", it's some women.
Some women are perfectly happy being happily equal in most endeavors.


Posted by: old chick at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (sOete)

264 "Room service."

"I like to order the oyster plate."

"Really?"

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

265 Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)


Amazons. Non-Bezos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020


*
*

The original Amazons were supposed to live on the coast of the Black Sea, about where Bulgaria or Romania is now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (wQDH5)

266 248 It wouldn't surprise me if any males were hired at this place, they'd be paid 77% of their female counterparts...for justice and whatever.

I'm guessing all the parking valets will be male.

*ducks*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (/z3hs)

===========

"Wait...that's illegal?"
-The owners in court

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (NWM+b)

267 I want to know who financed/invested in this.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

268 199
@Anankhait



Fast [ampersand] Furious will also come out - in it's entirety!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)


_________


What are they up to now, 13 sequels?
/

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (WqPYg)

269 I'll say this, if they are looking for mentally ill and woke, DC is a pretty good market to start with.

Posted by: Inogame at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (+2xjH)

270 Someone decked out in MAGA paraphenalia should go up to the front desk and rent a room. After all, hotels are public accommodations, and they can't be denied. If they are, it's a lawsuit.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2020 01:06 PM (v16oJ)
++++++++++++
It's a touch obvious. It might be better to check in as a normal person, then wear your Trump hat through the lobby and at the restaurant. When the Karens descend and pressure the manager to kick you out, you make a lot of noise but comply.

Then bill them for the alternate accommodation and the hotel next door. When they refuse, then sell them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

271 " Left-wing women are the most terrified of the 'Rona, "

No, based on my observations, the demographic that is most scared of COVID is ham radio operators. I have heard most of them supporting mask theater, and have not heard a single one of them express COVID skepticism.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (qpX6U)

272 258 Yeah why doesn't Trump expand the court now?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (22mNy)


Every four years it gets expanded.

9, 15, 21, 57, 199, 3,501...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

273 "Zena", huh? That's pretty cringey.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Gb130)

274 186
repost



the violence is coming hard

this is what they've been waiting for



It should have never been allowed to go this far.



James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII



Tick tock...



Veritas tease video



https://tinyurl.com/y2osgmue

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:13 PM (rjE57)

It's always a tease. Never a bombshell. But at least he fights

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (9cFfZ)

275 Get woke...Go broke...

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B0mGw)

276 All that white....it's positively RACISSSS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

277 $1000 says the maintenance dept is 100% male.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (22mNy)

278 What's with all the cantaloupe rinds hanging above the bar?

Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Izzlo)

279 Hah, the article says the other portraits include one of Greta Thunberg.

LOL an image ten years from now people will be puzzling over. Who's this??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

280 267 I want to know who financed/invested in this.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

=========

Why?

You got a bridge for sale?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (NWM+b)

281 Someone should point out that spears are phallic. The hotel literally has a mural of two women giving handjobs on the outside.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

282 If you're a single dude in the DC area, every other picture in your Tinder feed is going to be girls posing with that RBG

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (LZ7Gl)

283 I give it two years before it goes belly-up.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (gmo/4)

284 I'm guessing all the parking valets will be male.

*ducks*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (/z3hs)

Parking lot will be full of Honda Elements with auto transmissions.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (o2MD2)

285 "Good evening, welcome to Zena Hotel."

"Good evening. I want a room so I can fuck a whore."

"....!!...."

Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xK9An)

286 The restroom in the lobby is going to be toxic.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

287 So are the room rates only 80% of the room rates at male hotels?

Posted by: Furious George at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (9vQJW)

288 278 What's with all the cantaloupe rinds hanging above the bar?
Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Izzlo)


Lena Dunham's IUDs...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

289 Fast [ampersand] Furious will also come out - in it's entirety!



Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)


George RR Martin said the same thing about his Game of Thrones sequels didn't he?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (CQ3Qb)

290 Hotel Zena seems oddly stupid. It strikes me as a lair for stupid woke villainesses.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (lgiXo)

291 2 years before it goes tits up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (VaqrY)

292 Morning, Dave!
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (Vxu+H)

293 Oops, Faulkner sock off.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xK9An)

294 Can I get my cooter trimmed and fluffed at the spa?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (CjFDo)

295 286 The restroom in the lobby is going to be toxic.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (v0R5T)


Open to trannies, yo!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

296 What?

Any pictures of Hillary Clinton?

Or has she been memory-holed??

And probably no pictures of Harriet Tubman, either.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (vcOmj)

297 Ted's interviewing for a later opening in the Supreme Court!

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (EbSTN)

298 232 32 The ceiling-hung mobile art is named "Sectioned Colon."
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (xK9An)
...
I swear I did not read this before I made my comment.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (yL25O)

See I could be in an artist. I want to copy that piece right there, paint it bright green, and call it "I Dream of Jalapeno" Maybe I could sell to an airport lobby or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)

299 >>>Someone should point out that spears are phallic. The hotel literally has a mural of two women giving handjobs on the outside.


Well... gotta run!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (VWp7G)

300 113
you can checkout anytime you like....

Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (WQZ1O)


_________


.... but you can never bleed.

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (WqPYg)

301
Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray



Lancaster mayor forces Police Chief to resign over wife's Trump support.



rebelnews.com

Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (GcMTR)


Thought crimes must be punished comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (v/F5U)

302 37 I can't wait for the trans mafia to complain about the discriminatory message implied by the use of tampons and force the removal of RBG's "portrait."
_________________

Dude, transy's have those fake vaginas (a/k/a surgically-created wounds) that need to be periodically re-opened (because the body recognizes it as the injury it is and tries to heal it -- bodies ain't "woke!"), so they can use the tampons to sop up the blood from the operations.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (k4dH2)

303 "Zena", huh? That's pretty cringey.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Gb130)

Zena the Warrior Princess and her tasty sidekick "Munchy".

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (cJEnq)

304 CNN and Andrea Mitchell like ACB


pull the nomination

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (R3uW8)

305 This building looks familiar - not sure but it may be the old Vista International Hotel where Hizzoner the DC Mayor-for-Life Marion Barry was busted on cocaine possession. Those were the days...good times...good times.

Posted by: Woody at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (iroeU)

306 294 Can I get my cooter trimmed and fluffed at the spa?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (CjFDo)


"Right this way!!!"

- - Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (s2VJv)

307 >>What are they up to now, 13 sequels?

She's an Epoch Times writer. You should checkout her twitter, she has some very interesting whistleblowers coming forward.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)

308 265 Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)


Amazons. Non-Bezos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020

*
*

The original Amazons were supposed to live on the coast of the Black Sea, about where Bulgaria or Romania is now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (wQDH5)

Ja ja, Synthian turf, as I recall; but they aren't featured on the hotel art.

Just wondering if I missed something about spear welding Abo warrior women in North America.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ifmtJ)

309 Can I get my cooter trimmed and fluffed at the spa?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (CjFDo)

-----------------------------

*dying here*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

310
@Anankhait



Fast [ampersand] Furious will also come out - in it's entirety!

Posted by: JackStraw

========

That one and the dropping of the case against the New Black Panthers? I'd like that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (G51Gf)

311 Biden is leading by 12 points, according to a poll of Jonah Goldberg's wife's boyfriends. Margin of error 3.5.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (LxTcq)

312 Leaving aside the childlike f*****-up "macaroni art" that comprises that picture, who the hell wants to eat a meal or enjoy a drink with a giant portrait with a cast extra from The Dark Crystal leering at them?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (U9HLk)

313 265 Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:14 PM (ifmtJ)


Amazons. Non-Bezos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020

*
*

The original Amazons were supposed to live on the coast of the Black Sea, about where Bulgaria or Romania is now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (wQDH5)

Best guess for cultural basis would be the Scythians. Said to lop off a breast to make using certain weapons more practical.

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

314 284 I'm guessing all the parking valets will be male.

*ducks*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (/z3hs)

Parking lot will be full of Honda Elements with auto transmissions.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (o2MD2)

___

Probably no parking at all. The super woke crowd doesn't drive.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (22mNy)

315 243 It was a lesbian this time. She (it, they, whatever, everything had changed since he came back from the War, the language most of all so that you never knew when an It was an It or a non-It or something else you didn't even know the name of) had come from out west, Carhartt coat over an International Harvester sweatshirt and jeans that she cuffed over Carhartt boots. A chain hung from her black leather wallet and was attached to her belt, it was fat, she drove trucks, and she made good money and rarely spent it on anything besides dogfighting and liquor and pretty things for pretty girls that she would be shy around until they were in the sleeper cab of her truck which is when the shyness stopped and the steel-rim glasses came off and the dirty toenails were exposed and something--love, a fight, both maybe but ludicrous and tangled--happened with the girl, who was almost always shocked and outraged but not always...
Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (xK9An)

...

A Rose for Emily II?

Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (yL25O)

316 Their open-faced cold roast beef sandwich...

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (Wfkxy)

317 Someone is looking for a huge tax write off.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (mogRH)

318 So, guests would be called Zenamorphs?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (PiwSw)

319 "We'll Leave the Vibe On."

Posted by: Tom Bodett at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (bn9qS)

320 Oh, that "77%" canard.

Great messaging, fems.

"We're so damn stupid and suck at negotiating contracts so hard that we'll work the same job as a man for less money. Grrl Powwa!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (/EuRN)

321 295 286 The restroom in the lobby is going to be toxic.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

Open to trannies, yo!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

Imagine the panic when some guy wanders in and says "Y'all better leave, I'm fixin' to blow it up!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

322 The Amazon is named for the Amazons, not the other way around. Considering the Hellenes had no knowledge of the Americas at the time.
Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020


*
*

The Amazons were supposed to have removed one breast, usually the right, to make archery easier. That apparently was the source of their name, "a" = "without," "mazon" (from which Latin got "mamma" and "mammary") = "breast."

The ones we saw in Xena had no such defect, thank goodness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (wQDH5)

323 She's an Epoch Times writer. You should checkout her twitter, she has some very interesting whistleblowers coming forward

Better hurry up.. If trump loses it will be deep sixed.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)

324 Those chairs, that is so '60s.

Much like their political view.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (Y4vJZ)

325 I wonder if each room has a "Panic Button" for spiders?

It might. If I panicked everytime I saw a spider in this old house I'd be panicked rather regularly.

I don't like picking up the dead mice the cat catches, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (WkPC9)

326 I don't care for mixed media. It always seems haphazard and lazy. But this one is just gross.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (xYtIV)

327 >>>Don't recall any famous female Indian warriors tho.



Elizabeth Warren? DUH!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

328 Why?



You got a bridge for sale?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (NWM+b)

Because if it's a publicly-traded corp I want Put options.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

329 Coffee maker
Safe
Microwave
Sybian
Hair dryer

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (xK9An)

330 243 It was a lesbian this time. She (it, they, whatever, everything had changed since he came back from the War, the language most of all so that you never knew when an It was an It or a non-It or something else you didn't even know the name of) had come from out west, Carhartt coat over an International Harvester sweatshirt and jeans that she cuffed over Carhartt boots. A chain hung from her black leather wallet and was attached to her belt, it was fat, she drove trucks, and she made good money and rarely spent it on anything besides dogfighting and liquor and pretty things for pretty girls that she would be shy around until they were in the sleeper cab of her truck which is when the shyness stopped and the steel-rim glasses came off and the dirty toenails were exposed and something--love, a fight, both maybe but ludicrous and tangled--happened with the girl, who was almost always shocked and outraged but not always...
Posted by: Zod Faulkner
___________

You left out the entire page of Spanish with no punctuation.

Posted by: Zod Cormac McCarthy at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (9vQJW)

331 274....

The only reason Veritas bombshells flop is a complete lack of interest from all levels of law enforcement.

Posted by: PacosMojo at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (hHNe2)

332 The camera just zeroed in on Sheldon and he was shaking; looking down at his lap and trembling.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (EbSTN)

333
Try their clam dip. Each room as a Gwyneth Cooter candle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)

334 The restroom in the lobby is going to be toxic.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (v0R5T)


Walls are covered with artistic B&W pics of roast beef sandwiches...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (/Dgcm)

335 Some Moron should drive by with a "Show us your tits" signboard truck.

Posted by: DaveA at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

336 Just a reminder to you girls that the airport shuttle will need oil too

And youll have to parallel park at the drop off

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (ea4rM)

337 Did anybody see they are expanding the kidnapping plot to include Virginia as well. It's such an obvious, lame attempt at an info op to damage the president especially in those states. Does that suggest that Trump is doing much better in those two states than they're letting on? I really want to believe, it I just don't know.

Posted by: InCali at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (9AFWN)

338 Mailed in my absentee ballot today. Had to vote this way as I will be traveling on election day.

Ohio does have a feature where I can track it but, I'd much rather vote in person.

The church (the horror!!) where we normally vote has more donuts and baked goods that you could possibly imagine for the voters.

It's yuge. Magnificent. The best ever. Everyone knows.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (Rvt88)

339 289 Fast [ampersand] Furious will also come out - in it's entirety!



Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)


George RR Martin said the same thing about his Game of Thrones sequels didn't he?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (CQ3Qb)

He's never going to finish Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (ifmtJ)

340 >>Better hurry up.. If trump loses it will b

He better not lose then.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)

341 you can checkout anytime you like....

Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 01:09 PM (WQZ1O)


_________


.... but you can never bleed.

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (WqPYg)




*wailing guitar riff*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

342 Trump needs to expand the SC to 75. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (x/Nq/)

________


Exactly. Then split Wyoming and Idaho into 11 states each. Fuck 'em indeed ... #WAR!

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (WqPYg)

343 332 The camera just zeroed in on Sheldon and he was shaking; looking down at his lap and trembling.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (EbSTN)


His crab lice were staging a walk out?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (s2VJv)

344 320 Oh, that "77%" canard.

Great messaging, fems.

"We're so damn stupid and suck at negotiating contracts so hard that we'll work the same job as a man for less money. Grrl Powwa!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM (/EuRN)

===========

"In this time of economic hardship, we've decided that we need to make some hard decisions to keep the lights on. So, we're firing all men and hiring just women to take their place. We're going to save 23% on those salaries."
-CEO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (NWM+b)

345 >>A Rose for Emily II?
Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (yL25O)

"...a single strand of iron-grey hair on the pillow."

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (xK9An)

346
Is there some kind of "National Male Chauvinists United" org that could book this whole place for a convention?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (eXmcp)

347 I actually don't hate the exterior paintings as decoration aside from the tedious social commentary aspect. As for the interior, well who wouldn't enjoy a nice relaxing cocktail at the end of a busy day underneath the scowling visage of RGB?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (qc+VF)

348 That 'Z' branding for hotel services looks a lot like Hotel ZaZa. Identical mark for identical services, TM action in the making right there.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (6mvRv)

349 MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!
Posted by: PETA at October 13, 2020 01:08 PM (/EuRN)

Yes. Delicious, nutritious murder.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (Vxu+H)

350
Don't know anything about Anna Khait until right now (Epoch Times, good) and she says "Fast & Furious should come out today." We'll see about that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (G51Gf)

351 I wonder if each room has a "Panic Button" for spiders?

It might. If I panicked everytime I saw a spider in this old house I'd be panicked rather regularly.
. . .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020


*
*

"If I jumped every time a spider showed up around here I'd wind up talking to myself."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (wQDH5)

352 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."


But they still rely on elevators named 'Otis.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

353 Would they be interested in a Fusilli Nanzi?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (mogRH)

354
Some Moron should drive by with a "Show us your tits" signboard truck.

Posted by: DaveA at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

Awesome.lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (9Om/r)

355 In the drawer next to the bed there will be a Bible, er... I mean dildo.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

356 Cruz sticking it to Whitehorse

Posted by: fly at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (fPE66)

357 Everything will be infused with powerful probiotics - because, according to the TV commercials I see, apparently chicks have trouble pooping.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

358 Parking lot will be full of Honda Elements with auto transmissions.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (o2MD2)

And not one of them will be parked straight.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (U9HLk)

359 Is there some kind of "National Male Chauvinists United" org that could book this whole place for a convention?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (eXmcp)
+++++++++++
Can interest you in my group "NO MA'AM?"

Posted by: Al Bundy, American Hero at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (hYcqw)

360 8 If they are true believers, they should let people 'pay what they can afford." Or - better yet - stay for FREE!
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 13, 2020 01:03 PM (orIoJ)

Wonder if they'll have a GSA JTR rate?

Posted by: Fox2! at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (E4NQ0)

361 Toilet seats are permanently attached to the bowl, can never be left up.

Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (786Ro)

362 The Calm Down lounge and bar

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (VaqrY)

363 Is there some kind of "National Male Chauvinists United" org that could book this whole place for a convention?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM



Is Tailhook still a thing?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)

364 We d like to have a word with you about your naming

Posted by: The Buddhists at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ea4rM)

365 And now going by the booths for candidates

Posted by: Satrose at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (9fNWb)

366 The Amazons were supposed to have removed one breast, usually the right, to make archery easier. That apparently was the source of their name, "a" = "without," "mazon" (from which Latin got "mamma" and "mammary") = "breast."

The ones we saw in Xena had no such defect, thank goodness.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Getting your tit in a wringer was a big deal back then.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (x/Nq/)

367 291 2 years before it goes tits up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:21 PM (VaqrY)

Will be cheap, but a good location...

We'll be watching.

Posted by: Trump Jr. at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (NgKpN)

368 No, based on my observations, the demographic that is most scared of COVID is ham radio operators.

I think every HAM operator secretly longs for a disaster that leaves them connected to the world and with a huge advantage only for having their radio set.

SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS IMPORTANT!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

369 Willowed but repeating here because it is good info to know when you encounter the gaslighting that "Biden is running ahead of where Clinton was in the polls"

RCP average 10/10/16 in PA = Clinton +8.6
Now = Biden +7.1 (actual result 2016 Trump +0.7)

RCP average 10/10/16 in WI = Clinton +6.8
Now = Biden +5.5 (actual result 2016 Trump +0.8 )

RCP average 10/10/16 in MI = Clinton +7.7
Now = Biden +6.7 (actual result 2016 Trump +0.2)

RCP average 10/10/16 in OH = Clinton +2.4
Now = Biden +0.6 (actual result 2016 Trump +8.3)

They *say* Biden is "running ahead of Clinton" because they *count* on people not remembering.

Posted by: Venus at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (iYXhj)

370 279
Hah, the article says the other portraits include one of Greta Thunberg.



LOL an image ten years from now people will be puzzling over. Who's this??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

The only movies on the TV are Thelma and Louise and Captain Marvel

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (9cFfZ)

371 Another shot of Sheldon (I'm on C-SPAN) and he is again looking down at his lap and trembling.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (EbSTN)

372 362 The Calm Down lounge and bar
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (VaqrY)

=========

Ah, the gym.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (NWM+b)

373 It was a lesbian this time. She (it, they, whatever, everything had changed since he came back from the War, the language most of all so that you never knew when an It was an It or a non-It or something else you didn't even know the name of) had come from out west, Carhartt coat over an International Harvester sweatshirt and jeans that she cuffed over Carhartt boots. A chain hung from her black leather wallet and was attached to her belt, it was fat, she drove trucks, and she made good money and rarely spent it on anything besides dogfighting and liquor and pretty things for pretty girls that she would be shy around until they were in the sleeper cab of her truck which is when the shyness stopped and the steel-rim glasses came off and the dirty toenails were exposed and something--love, a fight, both maybe but ludicrous and tangled--happened with the girl, who was almost always shocked and outraged but not always...
Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020


*
*

Better than any Faulkner I've ever read!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (wQDH5)

374 The Calm Down lounge and bar

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM



Try todays drink special! The Calm Your Tits!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)

375
Yeah, it was Xena, asshats. No doubt a copyright suit put them off the trail.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

376 A sign at the front desk reads: Hate Has No Home Here.


And another: Wear A Fucking Mask!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

377 Best guess for cultural basis would be the Scythians. Said to lop off a breast to make using certain weapons more practical.
Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (Zm+L



Oops.
I guess you will be learning the left handed bow.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (/Dgcm)

378 Will they serve transsexual guys dressed like Amazons?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (mogRH)

379 Because lines are so long we are outside the politicking zone

Posted by: Satrose at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (9fNWb)

380 251 237 Oh yeah. But that was South America, right?
Any up north?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)


The Yentas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:18 PM (s2VJv)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)

381 I'm sure Democrats are thrilled that Whitehouse just gave Cruz the opening to respond to his claims of nefarious dark money supporting conservative causes.

What a moron.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (ZLI7S)

382 O/T: Glenn Reynolds is a fucking idiot:

One other thought: People seem to think that if the Dems win, Trump will go away. But why should he? He can continue as a thorn in the side of the new administration, with a huge megaphone, deep pockets, and a large - and post-election, angry - following. Twitter will probably kick him off, but then he can start his own social media network, and possibly his own television network now that Fox is going wobbly. And Trump will be the center of attention, overshadowing the Harris/Biden administration almost from day one.

Riiiiiiiggghht, Harlan.

Because the Dems won't fucking throw Trump in jail the moment Biden is sworn in.

Stupid cocksucker. Go back to shilling for whatever products you get in the mail, you fucking hack.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (2JVJo)

383 370
The only movies on the TV are Thelma and Louise and Captain Marvel

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (9cFfZ)

===========

Wonder Woman was nixed because she's straight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (NWM+b)

384 Given that the left is afraid to leave the house, I don't see how this survives.

Ace, you ought to do a post on those Gallup numbers.

Ready to get back to normal

Democrat men: 5 percent
Democrat women: 3 percent

Republican men: 63 percent
Republican women: 54 percent

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (kA3Cp)

385 Say what you want about him being a bloodthirsty alien tyrant: Zod can write.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)

386 The church (the horror!!) where we normally vote has more donuts and baked goods that you could possibly imagine for the voters.

It's yuge. Magnificent. The best ever. Everyone knows.
Posted by: Tonypete


Where do you vote? Is you precinct at St. Paul's? When I lived up there, I voted at the Harvest Mega-church on Maxtown Rd. There were five or six precincts that were put in there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (vcOmj)

387 just a note for the procrastinators ... federal tax filing is due October 15th (if you filed for an automatic extension by July 15th). Starting on them is the hard part, I'm about halfway done ... but the beautiful weather beckons me outside.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (Cus5s)

388 The Calm Down lounge and bar
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


This week only! Mammary Glans and The Tits Are Not Calm singers!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (x/Nq/)

389 Citizens United summary by Ted Cruz.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (EbSTN)

390 Try todays drink special! The Calm Your Tits!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)

or the Well-Then-Go-To-Your-Fucking-Mother's.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (/EuRN)

391 To the last conversation on polls, etc...

Cook Report says Democrats are raising huge sums of money and is indicative of huge enthusiasm on their side. Also, this is the same pattern as 2018 and we can expect similar results.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

392 And any woman who isn't a RBG groupie thinks that the idea of painting tampons to make a huge picture of RBG is moronic. Even some women who actually admired RBG probably think that it's a moronic idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:28 PM (WkPC9)

393 Another shot of Sheldon (I'm on C-SPAN) and he is again looking down at his lap and trembling.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (EbSTN)




He's working up the nerve to detonate his explosive vest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

394 I hope Trump supporters camp outside it as well as in the lobby meticulously documenting who goes in there and with whom they are meeting -- as is done at the Trump DC hotel.



Also protest it constantly, try to put it out of business.
I mean, if it's OK to do this to Trump properties, right???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

395 The "executive" chef is a man, so...

Posted by: brass pair at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (7sdWQ)

396 I remember what it was like to go to a voting precinct and vote personally. Back decades ago, when Republicans had a chance at winning an office in Oregon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

397 ...And I was thinkin' to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be hell

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (vuisn)

398 346
Is there some kind of "National Male Chauvinists United" org that could book this whole place for a convention?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:24 PM (eXmcp)


Brotherhood International Tampon Crushing Honchos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (s2VJv)

399 382
O/T: Glenn Reynolds is a fucking idiot:



One other thought: People seem to think that if the Dems win,
Trump will go away. But why should he? He can continue as a thorn in the
side of the new administration, with a huge megaphone, deep pockets,
and a large - and post-election, angry - following. Twitter will
probably kick him off, but then he can start his own social media
network, and possibly his own television network now that Fox is going
wobbly. And Trump will be the center of attention, overshadowing the
Harris/Biden administration almost from day one.



Riiiiiiiggghht, Harlan.



Because the Dems won't fucking throw Trump in jail the moment Biden is sworn in.



Stupid cocksucker. Go back to shilling for whatever products you get in the mail, you fucking hack.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (2JVJo)

If Glenn Reynolds is worried about anything, he should be worried about PDT's base. I don't plan on going away if Biden gets in. The Left/Obama/HRC cadre of miscreants tried to overthrow Trump. I say turnabout is fair play. Especially since none of the left will be prosecuted for their treasonous behavior.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (N39Ws)

400 Wonder Woman was nixed because she's straight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (NWM+b)

Because they wanted to change her name to "Perfectly Normal And Just Like Every Other Woman"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (/EuRN)

401 The Calm Down lounge and bar

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM
.......

Sorry, we don't serve beer. Would you like a glass of white wine?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

402 Speaking of spiders....In the fall here the spider population explodes. All over the place. I have to mount a 4 foot tall spider catcher on the front of my ATV to keep most of them and their fucking webs off my face.
Even had one spin down from the headliner of my car on the way to work on the interstate this morning. He lasted less than one second after detection. Smeared his innards on me pants leg.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (o2MD2)

403 17 I thought Zena was a white chick with blonde hair and big tits. WTF?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:04 PM (mogRH)

Who drives a Subaru, IYKWIMAITYD.

Irl

Posted by: Fox2! at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (E4NQ0)

404
Is their going to happy hour like "I want to speak to the manager" for all the guest?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (t6XCL)

405 She's an Epoch Times writer. You should checkout her twitter, she has some very interesting whistleblowers coming forward.



Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)

_________


Thanks, Jack -- will check it out. Just heard about another guy who's at the Epoch Times who's been all over the CCP infiltration of The Swamp for decades -- Trevor Loudon.

Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (WqPYg)

406 (Unless mentioned before)

Hotel goes bankrupt in 2 years and Don Jr. buys it on 20 cents on the dollar.

Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (E1b7r)

407 In Classical Western times there were two tribes of Amazons.

One being in what is now roughly Bulgaria. The other was in Libya.

Not to be outdone, the Chinese had a floating island that was only women. No mortal man could ever find this island except by accident. And the women could only conceive when a wind blew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4vJZ)

408
Imagine being the poor Latino mom who has to take a job here housekeeping. Constantly getting waylaid by thirsty old lesbos and intersectional feminists eager to bag a minority.

You could film her life as remake of "El Norte."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (eXmcp)

409 352 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."


But they still rely on elevators named 'Otis.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

My man!

Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (Izzlo)

410 How could anyone chew and swallow food in sight of that tampax Medusa?That thing would kill a vulture's appetite.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (HnUoF)

411 I can't believed they named it hotel Zena -- like "Zena Warrior Princess."


But they still rely on elevators named 'Otis.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

He only works in the AM, when Andy lets him outta jail.

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (arJlL)

412 The toxic masculinity is strong in this one.

Posted by: Cora Segal at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (DMUuz)

413
Speaking of spiders....In the fall here the spider population explodes.
All over the place. I have to mount a 4 foot tall spider catcher on the
front of my ATV to keep most of them and their fucking webs off my face.


Even had one spin down from the headliner of my car on the way to
work on the interstate this morning. He lasted less than one second
after detection. Smeared his innards on me pants leg.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (o2MD2)


*flamethrows comment* Jeebus, where do you live??? {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

414 400 Wonder Woman was nixed because she's straight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (NWM+b)

Because they wanted to change her name to "Perfectly Normal And Just Like Every Other Woman"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (/EuRN)

==========

"You too can watch comic book movies! Remember the days when boys wouldn't let us watch Batman movies? Those days are over!"
-3rd Wave Feminism, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (NWM+b)

415 If women truly made 77% of what a man made, holding everything else equal, why would anyone ever hire a man?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (22mNy)

416 "Imagine being the poor Latino mom who has to take a job here housekeeping. Constantly getting waylaid by thirsty old lesbos and intersectional feminists eager to bag a minority.

You could film her life as remake of "El Norte."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (eXmcp)"

Saved to "book ideas".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

417
WUSA9
@wusa9

3h
#BREAKING; An accidentally cut cable has caused the entire Virginia voter registration online system to go down on the last day to register to vote before election day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)

418 Hand painted tampons? Is there no better way to change the color of tampons? C'mon gals, where's the personal commitment?

Posted by: motionview at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pYQR/)

419 Came to a meeting of the minds with the new eye surgeon yesterday. She will allow me into the surgical center without a mask. I will submit to a COVID test. Surgery is scheduled for November 4.

I'm making the drive to the MoMe. Pro tip: If you see an orange Challenger, avoid it at all costs. It may well not see you.

Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (XxJt1)

420 393 Another shot of Sheldon (I'm on C-SPAN) and he is again looking down at his lap and trembling.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (EbSTN)

He's working up the nerve to detonate his explosive vest.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

Seriously, it looks like that.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (EbSTN)

421 417
WUSA9
@wusa9

3h
#BREAKING; An accidentally cut cable has caused the entire Virginia voter registration online system to go down on the last day to register to vote before election day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)


That's either very good or very bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (s2VJv)

422 Isn't the chef male? I thought I read the potential clientele was incensed over that.

Posted by: EveR at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (R0z7P)

423 If women truly made 77% of what a man made, holding everything else equal, why would anyone ever hire a man?
Posted by: Asshoes

For the jokes

Posted by: Bruce at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (vd8XM)

424 Cruz is given a chilling scenario if the Dems take over and pack the court.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (+YYKs)

425 >>Thanks, Jack -- will check it out. Just heard about another guy who's at the Epoch Times who's been all over the CCP infiltration of The Swamp for decades -- Trevor Loudon

Loudon has been around for a long time. He's a Kiwi but he was writing about Obama and his shady background well before the 2008 election. He's very good.

The stuff about Benghazi and the corrupt Iran deal that Anna Khait was tweeting about yesterday was retweeted by Trump last night.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

426 just a note for the procrastinators ... federal tax filing is due October 15th (if you filed for an automatic extension by July 15th).

I asked my wife about this. She might stop cussing in an hour or two. She did inform me that she'd done them in July, though, so no deadline...just a panic.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

427 If women truly made 77% of what a man made, holding everything else equal, why would anyone ever hire a man?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (22mNy)
++++++
You wouldn't. Not with a discount that deep. Even if you hate women, that is a massive savings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (hYcqw)

428 255
I wonder if each room has a "Panic Button" for spiders?

Posted by: YIKES!

or maybe a matt button for when room service is summoned.

I could have used a panic button when I let the dog out in his kennel last night and a damn skunk was wandering around inside the kennel.

Posted by: old chick at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sOete)

429 I'm waiting for the first Moron to go full-on Miggs-from-Silence of the Lambs on that RGB painting.

That would give me a sensible chuckle.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Lgiwf)

430 "It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent."

Don't forget the unattractive.
Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at October

Unhinged, unstable, unctuous, unintelligible.....
etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (wFcnt)

431 "He's working up the nerve to detonate his explosive vest.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (yQpMk)"

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

432 ""Imagine being the poor Latino mom "

HATER!! It's LatinX PARENT. How dare you assume a LatinX is a mother?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (22mNy)

433 #BREAKING; An accidentally cut cable has caused the entire Virginia voter registration online system to go down on the last day to register to vote before election day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)


That's either very good or very bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Damn sure very suspect.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (x/Nq/)

434 Sheldon Whitehouse has an exploding dildo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Y4vJZ)

435 410 How could anyone chew and swallow food in sight of that tampax Medusa?That thing would kill a vulture's appetite.

JWM
Posted by: jwm at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (HnUoF)


I saw Tampax Medusa open for Gentle Giant at the Village Gate in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (s2VJv)

436 >>Not to be outdone, the Chinese had a floating island that was only women.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4vJZ)

You mean "populated only by women," right? The island itself wasn't built of screaming, writhing, drowning women....

....but maybe it was a la "The House That Jack Built."

In which case, huh.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (xK9An)

437
The stuff about Benghazi and the corrupt Iran deal that Anna Khait was tweeting about yesterday was retweeted by Trump last night.

Then twitter removed it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)

438 410 How could anyone chew and swallow food in sight of that tampax Medusa?That thing would kill a vulture's appetite.

JWM
Posted by: jwm at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (HnUoF)

Hmmm,,, I don't know,

Lookin at that picture would make me drink heavy.
/rimshot

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

439 *flamethrows comment* Jeebus, where do you live??? {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ptqGC


Spidercountry!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (o2MD2)

440 437
The stuff about Benghazi and the corrupt Iran deal that Anna Khait was tweeting about yesterday was retweeted by Trump last night.

Then twitter removed it
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)

=========

Twitter is a neutral platform that does not allow any conspiracy theorizing by anyone.

Why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (NWM+b)

441 Exclusive: Coup Plotters Considered Never Allowing Trump To Be Inaugurated

https://tinyurl.com/yxzs8hbm

...Information uncovered within the last few days by AND Magazine adds significantly to our understanding of the scope of the conspiracy and suggests strongly that subsequent to the election of Donald Trump there was serious consideration given to simply not transferring power to the President-Elect.

comey brennan clapper

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (rjE57)

442
Instead of vibrating beds they have washing machines...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (s2VJv)

443 436 >>Not to be outdone, the Chinese had a floating island that was only women.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4vJZ)

You mean "populated only by women," right? The island itself wasn't built of screaming, writhing, drowning women....

....but maybe it was a la "The House That Jack Built."

In which case, huh.
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:33 PM (xK9An)

Asian horror does get pretty weird.

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Zm+LZ)

444 Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (o2MD2)

Is that where you get all those pictures?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

445 291 2 years before it goes tits up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Then it sits, empty and unused for 2 or 3 years because of the hideous architecture until finally.... In 2025... A builder takes pity on this ugly husk of failure. He will buy it for pennies on the dollar and remodel it to be a beautiful, luxurious palace of a hotel. A place where royalty will choose to stay when they visit our country. A place beyond comparison with any structure other than ancient castles and palaces. This modern wonder of the world will bear the name of this builder for all time.

Trump.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Vxu+H)

446 I'm kind of amazed that they don't have a big picture of Bea Arthur there somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Kpl3J)

447 Cook Report says Democrats are raising huge sums of money and is indicative of huge enthusiasm on their side. Also, this is the same pattern as 2018 and we can expect similar results.

And not one penny is coming from all the money funneled to BLM. No, sir, not one red cent.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

448 But that is what #Woke is. It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent.

You forgot butt ugly

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (M+Lyo)

449 421 417
WUSA9
@wusa9

3h
#BREAKING; An accidentally cut cable has caused the entire Virginia voter registration online system to go down on the last day to register to vote before election day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)


That's either very good or very bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:32 PM (s2VJv)

___

Still 2.5 months to go mother fuckers.
I'm not even close to finished.

Posted by: 2020 at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (22mNy)

450 Toilet seats are permanently attached to the bowl, can never be left up.
Posted by: Hands

The girls aren't going to be happy how this pans out. Not exactly pissed off but rather, pissed on.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Rvt88)

451 20,000 push-ups for RBG. I love it. They should hang it in the exercise room.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (ZhPTI)

452 447 Cook Report says Democrats are raising huge sums of money and is indicative of huge enthusiasm on their side. Also, this is the same pattern as 2018 and we can expect similar results.

Not small donors.. Big tech etc

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Zmnko)

453 Cruz is great!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (+YYKs)

454 Instead of dwarf tossing in the lounge on Fridays, the chicks will have puppy tossing at a cardboard cutout of their last BF they tried to change - unsuccessfully.

https://t.co/noLZKNYO6d

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

455 Can we just get right down to the fundamental truth that femynysm is really about stroking women's hair and telling them that they're beautiful just the way they are? We're constantly demanded to take part in the games of reassurance and validation that they write to try to convince themselves that they aren't emotional basket cases. Like so much of the rest of the Left, femynysm is all about forcing us all to live by the rules of their own willful pathology.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

456 I'd bet the farm every last bathroom in that hotel has a bidet.

Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (XxJt1)

457 362 The Calm Down lounge and bar
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (VaqrY)

The Midol Cafeteria.

The Synched Cycle Gym.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (Fs5vw)

458 At least they retained a modicum of sanity and didn't have a tub of aborted fetuses displayed in the lobby.

Thank goodness for small favors.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (0oDnb)

459 453 Cruz is great!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (+YYKs)

=========

Yeah, I agree.

Penelope Cruz is pretty great. Hot even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (NWM+b)

460 That painting looks like a cross between a Notre Dame gargoyle and a Harry Potter gnome. If only it was rubbing its hands together it would be perfect. "I'll get you my pretty and your little election too."

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (2Xl1i)

461 "Not small donors.. Big tech etc
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Zmnko)"

That doesn't foot with what ACTBLUE is reporting. Many small donations...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (VpIIl)

462 So not a good hotel bar to go pick up chicks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (D/csL)

463 At least they retained a modicum of sanity and didn't have a tub of aborted fetuses displayed in the lobby.



That's the appetizer in the cafe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

464
That doesn't foot with what ACTBLUE is reporting. Many small donations...

yeah.. Unemployed and anonymous AKA China

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (Zmnko)

465 455 Can we just get right down to the fundamental truth that femynysm is really about stroking women's hair and telling them that they're beautiful just the way they are? We're constantly demanded to take part in the games of reassurance and validation that they write to try to convince themselves that they aren't emotional basket cases. Like so much of the rest of the Left, femynysm is all about forcing us all to live by the rules of their own willful pathology.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

===========

There was some shampoo or cereal commercial a few years ago that had "real women" weighing themselves in public, and the scale ended up saying stuff like, "You're perfect."

The women were just so overjoyed.

I. Do. Not. Get. It.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (NWM+b)

466
At least they retained a modicum of sanity and didn't have a tub of aborted fetuses displayed in the lobby.

Thank goodness for small favors.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (0oDnb)

-------

They probably leave one next to the organic fair-trade mint on the pillow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (eXmcp)

467 457 362 The Calm Down lounge and bar
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (VaqrY)

The Midol Cafeteria.

The Synched Cycle Gym.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (Fs5vw)


Each room has a Does-My-Ass-Look-Big-In-This mirror...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (s2VJv)

468 The style of each spear is not appropriate to the represented warrior archetype.

Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (DMUuz)

469 Better than any Faulkner I've ever read!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (wQDH5)


Captured the lack of punctuation perfectly.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (8B6Ng)

470
Not to be outdone, the Chinese had a floating island that was only women. No mortal man could ever find this island except by accident. And the women could only conceive when a wind blew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020


*
*

That was the Forbidden City!

Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (wQDH5)

471 Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

This is the one I kilt spinning down from the headliner this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/y2r3b3ld

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (o2MD2)

472 462 So not a good hotel bar to go pick up chicks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (D/csL)

__

Sure it is. For chicks.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (22mNy)

473 I'd bet the farm every last bathroom in that hotel has a bidet.
Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (XxJt1)


Wrong!

Lotsa little drinking fountains, though.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (t+qrx)

474
That's either very good or very bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

===========

I bet it's a legit government-as-usual fuckup which they will fix by throwing up their hands and allowing anyone and everyone to vote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (G51Gf)

475 469 Better than any Faulkner I've ever read!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (wQDH5)

Captured the lack of punctuation perfectly.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (8B6Ng)


Every book is three run-on sentences within four flashbacks within flashbacks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)

476 So not a good hotel bar to go pick up chicks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 13, 2020 01:36 PM (D/csL)

Right up there with trying to pick up chicks at a rape prevention seminar.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (gmo/4)

477 'That was the Forbidden City!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (wQDH5)'

It's Fo-Bidden in Chinese.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

478 I guess Susan Collins wants a free room here cause Free Republic reporting that she has just released a statement that she is a NO vote for ACB.

Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (1+Jvs)

479 >> #BREAKING; An accidentally cut cable has caused the entire Virginia voter registration online system to go down on the last day to register to vote before election day.



"We need more time to mess with the voter rolls."
They will require an extension. *wink*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (bDqIh)

480 478 I guess Susan Collins wants a free room here cause Free Republic reporting that she has just released a statement that she is a NO vote for ACB.
Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (1+Jvs)


CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

481 >>465 455 Can we just get right down to the fundamental truth that femynysm is really about stroking women's hair and telling them that they're beautiful just the way they are?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

"You're beautiful just the way you are. Assume the position."

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (xK9An)

482
No, based on my observations, the demographic that is most scared of COVID is ham radio operators. I have heard most of them supporting mask theater, and have not heard a single one of them express COVID skepticism.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 13, 2020 01:19 PM (qpX6U)

I heard a skeptic ham from California on the DMR TG 91 in the past week or two. He was trying to convey his skepticism to a British ham who was full pro lockdown.

Posted by: Liberty at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (TORYG)

483 Complimentary box wine and cats for all.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (cGlgB)

484 478 I guess Susan Collins wants a free room here cause Free Republic reporting that she has just released a statement that she is a NO vote for ACB.

I think we knew that... McConnell is "letting" her vote no

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (Zmnko)

485 Do the investors in this hotel believe every woman in the U.S. is an angry lesbian?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (lgiXo)

486
I bet it's a legit government-as-usual fuckup which they will fix by throwing up their hands and allowing anyone and everyone to vote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:38 PM (G51Gf)

-------

I'm sure that's coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (eXmcp)

487 That's either very good or very bad. <<<<

Well, yes and no.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

488 I guess Ted Cruz is an acquired taste.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (EbSTN)

489 The Wokerati have already denounced the hotel for having a male chef. Seriously.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)

490 Has anyone asked, does the bar serve anything other than Zima?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (hku12)

491 Yeah, relaxing in the bar with that crone's mug leering down at you like the Wicked Witch of the West...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

492 There was some shampoo or cereal commercial a few years ago that had "real women" weighing themselves in public, and the scale ended up saying stuff like, "You're perfect."

The women were just so overjoyed.

I. Do. Not. Get. It.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (NWM+b)

__

A GF in college had some new jeans and she asked me if her ass looked good in them. I said no, not really it makes your ass look kinda fat. She cried for 2 hours. I get it.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (22mNy)

493 Has anyone asked, does the bar serve anything other than Zima?

Whiteclaw

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (Zmnko)

494 At least they're not Kavanaugh'ing her.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (EbSTN)

495 484 478 I guess Susan Collins wants a free room here cause Free Republic reporting that she has just released a statement that she is a NO vote for ACB.

I think we knew that... McConnell is "letting" her vote no
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (Zmnko)

Which hopefully means War Turtle has the votes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (ifmtJ)

496 Do the investors in this hotel believe every woman in the U.S. is an angry lesbian?


It's in DC, where the odds are probably fairly good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (oVJmc)

497 ...Information uncovered within the last few days by AND Magazine adds significantly to our understanding of the scope of the conspiracy and suggests strongly that subsequent to the election of Donald Trump there was serious consideration given to simply not transferring power to the President-Elect.

And not a single one of them will so much as have their hair mussed, let alone get the full Plotzensee Prison treatment they so richly deserve.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

498 Can we just get right down to the fundamental truth that femynysm is really about stroking smelling women's hair and telling them that they're beautiful just the way they are?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM


This. And I take a back seat to no one regarding femynysm!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (DMUuz)

499 Looks like a recluse, Xipe. Congrats on the kill.

Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (XxJt1)

500 And where do the cheerful lesbians, cheerily munching on carpet, hang out?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (lgiXo)

501 I guess Ted Cruz is an acquired taste.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (EbSTN)
++++
This is always true. All men taste slightly different.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (hYcqw)

502 This would be a great bar to watch election returns.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (QIKHU)

503 So, six months?


2-3 months.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (pQrYJ)

504 464
That doesn't foot with what ACTBLUE is reporting. Many small donations...

yeah.. Unemployed and anonymous AKA China
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (Zmnko)

If it was many small donations direct to the candidate, I might believe it has to do with enthusiasm. But laundered through ActBlue? It's set up to launder money.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (Kpl3J)

505 494 At least they're not Kavanaugh'ing her.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (EbSTN)


That would be a disaster for them, not that the infantile vulgar tantrum they are now throwing won't be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

506 ook Report says Democrats are raising huge sums of money and is indicative of huge enthusiasm on their side. Also, this is the same pattern as 2018 and we can expect similar results.

Not small donors.. Big tech etc
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Zmnko)

Under current law, any contribution $100 or less, or $50 in cash, are NOT reported to the FEC by name.

The website 'back the blue' that all the Dems are using has turned off checking addresses for credit cards, because 'Gift Cards' should also be able to be used.

Ergo, anyone who controls any online banking system, can, even from other countries, contribute as much money as they wish, to any candidate, by making small credit card transactions (under $100), and using multiple Credit card numbers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (NgKpN)

507 490 Has anyone asked, does the bar serve anything other than Zima?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (hku12)

I suspect they have crates of Bartles and James wine coolers and a few boxes of Paul Masson Chablis.

It's like Aspen, see? Where the beer flows like wine (okay that was a severe Dumb and Dumber stretch)

Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (1+Jvs)

508 Do the investors in this hotel believe every woman in the U.S. is an angry lesbian?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (lgiXo)


I'm not an investor, but I certainly do.

Believe that.

Explains why I can't get a date on Saturday night.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (hku12)

509 >>A GF in college had some new jeans and she asked me if her ass looked good in them. I said no, not really it makes your ass look kinda fat. She cried for 2 hours. I get it.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (22mNy)

"No. Your ass looks good out of them. Drop them britches and assume the position."

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (xK9An)

510 >>Then twitter removed it

Nope. Still there as of 10 seconds ago.

https://tinyurl.com/y45875ya

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (ZLI7S)

511 399- Stupid cocksucker. Go back to shilling for whatever products you get in the mail, you fucking hack.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 01:27 PM (2JVJo)

If Glenn Reynolds is worried about anything, he should be worried about PDT's base. I don't plan on going away if Biden gets in. The Left/Obama/HRC cadre of miscreants tried to overthrow Trump. I say turnabout is fair play. Especially since none of the left will be prosecuted for their treasonous behavior.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM

I didn't take Reynolds' comments that way at all- they were made in the context of Micky Kaus fisking a column by Andrew Sullivan. I saw it as a prediction that Trump will become Dems' worst nightmare in the event that he loses. Reynolds is not anti-Trump, so I don't understand the venom directed at him.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (qe5CM)

512 The Wokerati have already denounced the hotel for having a male chef. Seriously.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)

But it's a proven fact that wymmins can't cook. Present company excepted.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

513 154 No beer at the bar.

Who needs beer when you only need chilled white whine and vodka for the occasional Cosmopolitan?

Posted by: mmack at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (0hFV8)

514 But the tampon thing is just brain damage, nobody with a shred of class, dignity, sanity, or wisdom would even remotely consider such a project.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

We are talking about the people who paraded around town proudly wearing their "pussy hats"...

So we know they have no dignity, class, sanity, or wisdom.

Posted by: idlan at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (2QSMc)

515 502 This would be a great bar to watch election returns.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (QIKHU)


Thread winner! I'd have to be 100% certain it's a lock before going in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (s2VJv)

516 The Wokerati have already denounced the hotel for having a male chef. Seriously.
Posted by: Ian S.

Well somebody has to man the grill. Sheesh.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (Rvt88)

517 Lesbos have real problem with alcohol. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (QIKHU)

518 510 >>Then twitter removed it

Nope. Still there as of 10 seconds ago.

https://tinyurl.com/y45875ya

I thought Trump retweeted it and they removed it..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (Zmnko)

519 1. Eliminate half the population as customers.
2. Tampons
3. Profit

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (1ISKN)

520 That's either very good or very bad.

Well, yes and no.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (r+sAi)




It is said, Do not go to the Morons for advice as they will answer both yes and no, and also recommend slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (yQpMk)

521 492 A GF in college had some new jeans and she asked me if her ass looked good in them. I said no, not really it makes your ass look kinda fat. She cried for 2 hours. I get it.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (22mNy)

=========

There's looking for affirmation from a close friend/family/boyfriend.

Then there's looking for affirmation from randos on the street.

In Birmingham, AL, there was a hand painted message on a bridge over the interstate that said, "You are beautiful" that the most emotionally unbalanced girl I knew wept at seeing for the first time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (NWM+b)

522 "Judge Barrett, I'm not going to ask you to respond to any of that."
--Ted Cruz

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (EbSTN)

523 487 That's either very good or very bad.

Well, yes and no.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

Could be. Maybe not.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (Fs5vw)

524 The hearing is not over and she is already telling everybody how she ll vote?? Hm

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (pQrYJ)

525 506- The website 'back the blue' that all the Dems are using has turned off checking addresses for credit cards, because 'Gift Cards' should also be able to be used.

Ergo, anyone who controls any online banking system, can, even from other countries, contribute as much money as they wish, to any candidate, by making small credit card transactions (under $100), and using multiple Credit card numbers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM

Same thing Obama did.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (qe5CM)

526 it's the Tyranny of the Feminine. They don't want to need men. Boy, do they need men.

Posted by: iandeal at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (aA66N)

527 Every 28 days, that hotel closes down.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (gmo/4)

528 I hope the contractors all got paid upfront because the bankruptcy proceedings will be brutal......and sexist.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (LxxAL)

529 >>515 502 This would be a great bar to watch election returns. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (QIKHU)

Thread winner! I'd have to be 100% certain it's a lock before going in. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (s2VJv)

This is genius.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (xK9An)

530 524 The hearing is not over and she is already telling everybody how she ll vote?? Hm
Posted by: runner at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (pQrYJ)


I assume this supposedly helps Collins get reelected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (s2VJv)

531
In Birmingham, AL, there was a hand painted message on a bridge over the interstate that said, "You are beautiful" that the most emotionally unbalanced girl I knew wept at seeing for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (NWM+b)

------

I'm guessing she's also uglier than a toad's ass?

Just spitballin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (eXmcp)

532 Anyway, hotel needs more pics of Kara Del Toro and Brennah Black.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (ifmtJ)

533 It'll probably go broke in six months, and democrats will lobby to give it public funding "because reasons."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (E+OcO)

534 501 I guess Ted Cruz is an acquired taste.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (EbSTN)
++++

I like Ted Cruz a lot, but now we see why had a bit of trouble in his re-election, and why he'll never be a viable Presidential Candidate. In a building full of lawyers, though, he is undoubtedly the best Trial Lawyer of anyone there. And having a nice, warm, fuzzy personality doesn't fit the description of people who make Top Trial Lawyers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

535 And where do the cheerful lesbians, cheerily munching on carpet, hang out?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (lgiXo)

At the unicorn farm with all the other mythical creatures.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (5tjQ8)

536
I assume this supposedly helps Collins get reelected.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (s2VJv)

my guess

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Zmnko)

537 Crazy Times. They are real and media fuelled.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (BZRmC)

538 I guess Susan Collins wants a free room here cause Free Republic
reporting that she has just released a statement that she is a NO vote
for ACB. <<<<<
Well, she is a Dem. no surprise. Romney is a Dem. Alaska Wench is a Dem.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (r+sAi)

539 I think I have asked spouse if, say, " Do I look better in this jacket or that one." I have never asked him if I look fat in anything, because I know whether I look fat. I don't need his opinion on it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (WkPC9)

540 Cook says it is the overall pattern of contributions that leads them to believe there is high voter enthusiasm for Democrats that matches the 2018 cycle.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

541 531
In Birmingham, AL, there was a hand painted message on a bridge over the interstate that said, "You are beautiful" that the most emotionally unbalanced girl I knew wept at seeing for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (NWM+b)

------

I'm guessing she's also uglier than a toad's ass?

Just spitballin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (eXmcp)

=========

She was pretty good looking. She was actually a model (that went no where, just getting into some local magazines).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (NWM+b)

542 499 Looks like a recluse, Xipe. Congrats on the kill.
Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (XxJt1)


My loony Canadian leftard ex-girlfriend is 100% against any kind of hunting, so every time I kill a buck I text her a high resolution picture, preferably with grinning me in it and his tongue lailed out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (o2MD2)

543 WHOA

Poll in Nevada: Biden +2

From the Las Vegas Review Journal

Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (22mNy)

544 During the inquisition, Justice Barrett reveals her reference information to Sen. Cornyn.

https://tinyurl.com/y3y25ozj

Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (GcMTR)

545 Note to self, if your wife asks you "are these pants too big?", feign deafness.

Posted by: navybrat, killing time at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (w7KSn)

546 535 And where do the cheerful lesbians, cheerily munching on carpet, hang out?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (lgiXo)

At the unicorn farm with all the other mythical creatures.
---------------------
Hard Core Lesbians are not a pretty sight. Just sayin. They are all alcoholics, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (QIKHU)

547 Coffee maker
Safe
Microwave
Sybian
Hair dryer
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM


So this place is going to have its own nuke plant, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (ejd/p)

548 Everyone likes looking at stained tampons while they grab a quick bite.

Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (JhHP1)

549 Is ACB kicking ass in the hearing? Any of uz watching?

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (pQrYJ)

550 Maybe Ace could do a DC MoMe there. I'd come to that one.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (QIKHU)

551 What about the trannies?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (1MF22)

552 I don't think it's a reach to suggest that the late Justice Ginsburg would NOT be thrilled to be featured in a piece of "art" made of tampons.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (exm8+)

553 Note to self, if your wife asks you "are these pants too big?", feign deafness.


Fake a heart attack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

554 email from the Dems:

"This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (4a9Vv)

555
IIRC, lesbians are the most violent demographic and America. And not by a little bit, either. Like, they make black males 18-35 look like Buddhist monks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (eXmcp)

556 Honey, you look good no matter what you wear. I love you.

This truth saved my life many times.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

557 479 >> #BREAKING; An accidentally cut cable has caused the entire Virginia voter registration online system to go down on the last day to register to vote before election day.

"We need more time to mess with the voter rolls."
They will require an extension. *wink*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 01:39 PM

I wonder what the Rep/Dem registration ratio was at the time it was cut.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (qe5CM)

558 395 The "executive" chef is a man, so...
Posted by: brass pair at October 13, 2020 01:29 PM (7sdWQ
They've committed to replace him with a female within the first year or so.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (E4NQ0)

559 554 email from the Dems:

"This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (4a9Vv)

=========

What happened to my shocked face?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (NWM+b)

560 Is this for real?
WTF.
I have ideas better than this and I am mildly retarded.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (7RzBN)

561 Posted by: runner at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (pQrYJ)

I haven't heard many of her answers. It seems to be more of an excuse for politicians to make long statements than question her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (WkPC9)

562 This is what Disneyland would look like if Kamala ran Disney.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (LxxAL)

563 I hear the "Surprise Otters Room" is booked up at the Zena Hotel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (Gd3Hn)

564 "This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"

LOL.. Lie it was ever in question ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (Zmnko)

565 Senator Klobuchar is now in the room.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (EbSTN)

566 554 email from the Dems:

"This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (4a9Vv)


He was never behind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (s2VJv)

567 552 I don't think it's a reach to suggest that the late Justice Ginsburg would NOT be thrilled to be featured in a piece of "art" made of tampons.
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (exm8+)

But she'd have to say she was.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (EbSTN)

568 I don't care for mixed media. It always seems haphazard and lazy. But this one is just gross.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 13, 2020 01:23 PM

I believe that if the medium is more important than the subject, then it isn't art.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (OssQ4)

569 552 I don't think it's a reach to suggest that the late Justice Ginsburg would NOT be thrilled to be featured in a piece of "art" made of tampons.
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (exm8+)

It could have been aborted fetuses. Be thankful

Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (JhHP1)

570 Mommy Dearest to the World Karens.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (d6mdH)

571 Exclusive: Coup Plotters Considered Never Allowing Trump To Be Inaugurated

https://tinyurl.com/yxzs8hbm

...Information uncovered within the last few days by AND Magazine adds significantly to our understanding of the scope of the conspiracy and suggests strongly that subsequent to the election of Donald Trump there was serious consideration given to simply not transferring power to the President-Elect.

comey brennan clapper
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:34 PM (rjE57)


You can be assured that Obama knew nothing about this.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (/Dgcm)

572 They've committed to replace him with a female within the first year or so.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (E4NQ0)
+++++++++
Will he have to pay alimony when they divorce him and run off with a lesbian?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

573 Does this make my ass look fat?


No. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Vxu+H)

574 565 Senator Klobuchar is now in the room.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (EbSTN)


In the hotel?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (s2VJv)

575 566 554 email from the Dems:

"This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (4a9Vv)


He was never behind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM (s2VJv)

=========

Did you not see the polls in June?!!?!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (NWM+b)

576 Senator Klobuchar is now in the room.


The collective IQ plummeted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

577 They've committed to replace him with a female within the first year or so.
Posted by: Fox2!

EEOC? Please pick up the white courtesy phone. Thank you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Rvt88)

578 You can be assured that Obama knew nothing about this.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (/Dgcm)


You WILL be assured that Obama knew nothing about this.
[corrected]

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (/Dgcm)

579 Klobby always sounds like she's either on the verge of tears or a psychological break down.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Hlbc+)

580 Battle of the Amy's.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (EbSTN)

581 I hear the "Surprise Otters Room" is booked up at the Zena Hotel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM


If it's pre-booked, how can it be a surprise?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ejd/p)

582 Klobuchar is such a twit.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ZLI7S)

583 566 554 email from the Dems:

"This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (4a9Vv)


He was never behind.
--------------------
I don't want to think about McConnell surging. Bad thoughts.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (QIKHU)

584 Better than any Faulkner I've ever read!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 01:26 PM (wQDH5)

Captured the lack of punctuation perfectly.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 01:37 PM (8B6Ng)


Every book is three run-on sentences within four flashbacks within flashbacks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020


*
*

I'll admit I enjoyed his Gavin Knight-the-MS-lawyer crime stories in the book Knight's Gambit, though.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (wQDH5)

585 No. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Vxu+H)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)

586 576 Senator Klobuchar is now in the room.


The collective IQ plummeted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

Not only is she dim, she is most unpleasant to look at.

Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (1+Jvs)

587 ACB should have dressed up like an inquisitor from the Spanish Inquisition. Because no one would have expected it!

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (gmo/4)

588 "No. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Vxu+H)"

Damn you. I just spit a candy at the screen.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (VpIIl)

589 >>517 Lesbos have real problem with alcohol. Just sayin. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (QIKHU)

She wordlessly drank the bottle until her face felt loose and her eyes couldn't keep up with her head if she turned her head fast. It was late. She fell off her bar-stool and crawled over the moist wood floor for the door of the bar and crawled across the truck lot, stopping twice, once to catch her breath, the other to urinate in her dungarees, on all fours, the ground uneven beneath her hands, and then she reached the truck and sicked up all the liquor, a warm gusher of hot shame and desperation, a stew of bourbon and chicken wings, more than she thought possible, her gut heaving until it hurt, until her stomach was a tight knot and the mercy of drunken sleep took her and she dropped, just outside her truck, asleep in her own vomit, her face adhering to the asphalt...

Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (xK9An)

590 I've seen the interiors: everything on a pink shade.
I thought feminists were against pink for women.

Posted by: Myollnir at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (sLKcH)

591 582 Klobuchar is such a twit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ZLI7S)



That perpetually weird curled lip thing is most off-putting. Like her breath and bloviating.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (s2VJv)

592 I hear the "Surprise Otters Room" is booked up at the Zena Hotel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 13, 2020 01:47 PM

If it's pre-booked, how can it be a surprise?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020


*
*

The ones who book the room bring friends who don't know about it.

"Surprise!!!"

Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (wQDH5)

593 OT

For those of you who haven't seen this over at Bongino's site, fantastic, this is the way to do it


TikTok Users' Attempt at Sabotaging Trump Rally Backfires

https://tinyurl.com/y2xae67y

...The video had over 500,000 views, over 150,000 likes, and was spread widely, with the intent of many to turn the rally into a repeat of Tulsa, where the TikTok users would again RSVP in order to keep the rally as empty-looking as possible.

So, Lantry turned the tables on them by adding a nonrefundable $5 fee to the sign-up form for the rally. Apparently, the Trump-haters didn't realize that this fee was actually a donation to the Republican Party, and, in buying over 3,000 tickets, ended up donating almost $16,000 to the GOP.


There were no seats at the open air event. So they were not missed.

Burn.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (rjE57)

594 Klobuchar sounds like a serial killer

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

595 Hard Core Lesbians are not a pretty sight. Just sayin. They are all alcoholics, too.

I have hired a few hardcore lesbians. None were ever that attractive. And all came with drama issues. Namely a complete belief their partner was screwing around. So they spent a good deal of time on the phone and crying.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (LxxAL)

596 Has anyone asked, does the bar serve anything other than Zima?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 01:40 PM (hku12)

I suspect they have crates of Bartles and James wine coolers and a few boxes of Paul Masson Chablis.

It's like Aspen, see? Where the beer flows like wine (okay that was a severe Dumb and Dumber stretch)
Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (1+Jvs)


Ah, Pink Chablis, the drink of my forefathers.

Not my foremothers though, they were all off playing softball when the menfolk gathers. No girls allowed.

My line died off long before I was born though. Not sure why.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (hku12)

597 556 Honey, you look good no matter what you wear. I love you.

This truth saved my life many times.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

Wisdom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

598 WHOA

Poll in Nevada: Biden +2

From the Las Vegas Review Journal
------------------------
A good ending would be Biden getting back PA, MI, and WI, but losing MN and NV and thus the race.

I'd laugh my ass off.

Posted by: MJ at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (gAMkn)

599 >>There was some shampoo or cereal commercial a few years ago that had "real women" weighing themselves in public, and the scale ended up saying stuff like, "You're perfect."

The women were just so overjoyed.
- - -

A guess?

First, for decades women's media (in this scenario, "the patriarchy") has been pushing them to be skinnier, beautiful in order to sell products - fashion, beauty, toiletries, whatever. Along comes feminism to fill that void of feelings of inadequacies telling them they're good enough as is -- in fact, embrace it. And the industries who want to sell 'em their stuff switch gears to again sell them the same stuff, only this time as "empowering" instead of to make them the ideal of (traditional) femininity.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

600 597 556 Honey, you look good no matter what you wear. I love you.

This truth saved my life many times.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

Wisdom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

Alternate tact:

"What's in it for me?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:51 PM (NWM+b)

601 just outside her truck, asleep in her own vomit, her face adhering to the asphalt...
Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (xK9An)

But enough about Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:51 PM (/EuRN)

602 So when they need maintenance they'll hire only whammen electricians, plumbers, mechanics etc. right?
Right?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 13, 2020 01:51 PM (d6mdH)

603 "It's the racist religion of the unaccomplished, the unemployable, the uneducated, and the unintelligent."

Perfectly stated, ace.

But you forgot to add that it's a vile and idiotic fake religion that's also a "weapon of the powerful and authoritarian and also the weak-willed and mediocre".

Which is how you get *racially "measured" C19 benchmarks in CA "public health" policies, AND TX GOP senators talking about replacing Columbus Day with Juneteenth*.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (OTzUX)

604 https://bit.ly/3iVUzP8
******
Idiot stalked by a Cougar, Know Morons not that kind either

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (rWdQy)

605 Instead of dwarf tossing in the lounge on Fridays, the chicks will have puppy tossing at a cardboard cutout of their last BF they tried to change - unsuccessfully.

https://t.co/noLZKNYO6d

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (gmo/4)


Tuedays and Thursdays in "Hysterical", our Comedy Club Lounge.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (/Dgcm)

606 589 >>517 Lesbos have real problem with alcohol. Just sayin. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (QIKHU)

She wordlessly drank the bottle until her face felt loose and her eyes couldn't keep up with her head if she turned her head fast. It was late. She fell off her bar-stool and crawled over the moist wood floor for the door of the bar and crawled across the truck lot, stopping twice, once to catch her breath, the other to urinate in her dungarees, on all fours, the ground uneven beneath her hands, and then she reached the truck and sicked up all the liquor, a warm gusher of hot shame and desperation, a stew of bourbon and chicken wings, more than she thought possible, her gut heaving until it hurt, until her stomach was a tight knot and the mercy of drunken sleep took her and she dropped, just outside her truck, asleep in her own vomit, her face adhering to the asphalt...
----------------------
So you've seen what I have seen? Its an ugly world out there. Never get out of the boat. Unless its Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (QIKHU)

607 The saddest part of that RBG portrait is the utter predictability.

Talk about making the media the message. Would you really want to be noshing on tikka masala kebobs under that thing?

This is something the "clever" kids in art class did. 40 years ago. Back when Ruthie was still needing such products, they were using non disposable cotton and sticks.

They should have made it out of fetus parts instead. It would have been easier to get and cheaper to fabricate. And, it would have been far more accurate. "Sponsored by planned parenthood".

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (8B6Ng)

608 Remember when people were talking about Klobuchar as Biden's VP pick? I remember thinking "she's gonna Karen the shit out of the Blair House staff."

Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (xK9An)

609 Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM

For some reason this made me picture the aftermath of the bar scene in Team America.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (ejd/p)

610 589 >>517 Lesbos have real problem with alcohol. Just sayin. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (QIKHU)

She wordlessly drank the bottle until her face felt loose and her eyes couldn't keep up with her head if she turned her head fast. It was late. She fell off her bar-stool and crawled over the moist wood floor for the door of the bar and crawled across the truck lot, stopping twice, once to catch her breath, the other to urinate in her dungarees, on all fours, the ground uneven beneath her hands, and then she reached the truck and sicked up all the liquor, a warm gusher of hot shame and desperation, a stew of bourbon and chicken wings, more than she thought possible, her gut heaving until it hurt, until her stomach was a tight knot and the mercy of drunken sleep took her and she dropped, just outside her truck, asleep in her own vomit, her face adhering to the asphalt...
Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (xK9An)

Thank you.
Was this inspired by Amy Klobuchar's question-asking in this confirmation hearing?

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:52 PM (EbSTN)

611 541 531
In Birmingham, AL, there was a hand painted message on a bridge over the interstate that said, "You are beautiful" that the most emotionally unbalanced girl I knew wept at seeing for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (NWM+b)

------

I'm guessing she's also uglier than a toad's ass?

Just spitballin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 01:43 PM (eXmcp)

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She was pretty good looking. She was actually a model (that went no where, just getting into some local magazines).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (NWM+b)


So did you bang her?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (TO9X0)

612 532 Anyway, hotel needs more pics of Kara Del Toro and Brennah Black.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:44 PM (ifmtJ)

I imagine they won't have a copy of the "Give me your hand" portrait of HarrietTubman.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (E4NQ0)

613 TikTok Users' Attempt at Sabotaging Trump Rally Backfires

https://tinyurl.com/y2xae67y
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (rjE57)


I want to shoot this into my veins.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (t+qrx)

614 Poll in Nevada: Biden +2

From the Las Vegas Review Journal

--

I don't see how casino workers in NV vote for another shutdown.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (kA3Cp)

615 Instead of dwarf tossing in the lounge on Fridays, the chicks will have puppy tossing at a cardboard cutout of their last BF they tried to change - unsuccessfully.

https://t.co/noLZKNYO6d
Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 01:35 PM (gmo/4)
++++++++
Dude forgot rule 1.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

616 Namely a complete belief their partner was screwing around.

If you define your entire identity around who you have sex with, then you're not likely to be a stable, loyal type. If you say you are heterosexual as your defining, primary characteristic, you're gonna sleep around because that's what matters most to you in your life: sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

617 Female warriors with spears, on the facade. Hmmm. I expect that spears are illegal to carry in public in DC. Perhaps illegal to possess at all. If a hotel put up larger-than-life facade images of Greek hoplites with spears, or of Audie Murphy with an M1, I expect Mayor Bowser would manage to get them obliterated with 24 hours, calling them incitements to violence. Oh, well.

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (AMIL/)

618 Alternate tact:

"What's in it for me?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:51 PM (NWM+b)


Dilbert tact:

Alice: (craving validation) "Give me some positive feedback. Tell me something good about me!"
Wally: "For a crazy person, you don't drool much..."
Wally: "

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (PiwSw)

619 So did you bang her?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (TO9X0)

Of course he did. Why would anyone talk about women they didn't bang?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (1ISKN)

620 611 She was pretty good looking. She was actually a model (that went no where, just getting into some local magazines).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (NWM+b)


So did you bang her?
Posted by: Buzzion at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (TO9X0)

========

She was part of my wife's friend circle when we first met, and, according to her, the girl did want to bang me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (NWM+b)

621 542 499 Looks like a recluse, Xipe. Congrats on the kill.
Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (XxJt1)


My loony Canadian leftard ex-girlfriend is 100% against any kind of hunting, so every time I kill a buck I text her a high resolution picture, preferably with grinning me in it and his tongue lailed out.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (o2MD2)

Living well is the best revenge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ifmtJ)

622 https://bit.ly/3iVUzP8
******
Idiot stalked by a Cougar, Know Morons not that kind either
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 13, 2020 01:52 P


Idiot: I'm big and scary!

Cougar: Nah, brah....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ejd/p)

623 I like it better when they build stuff out of car parts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (r+sAi)

624 I had a lesbian couple who were neighbors for a short time. Nice people. But Loved to drink. When they were drinking it always went full Animal House. Lots of glass crashing, furniture on the lawn, fighting in pajamas on the lawn at 2am when it was 10 degrees out, etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

625 600 597 556 Honey, you look good no matter what you wear. I love you.

This truth saved my life many times.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

Wisdom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

Alternate tact:

"What's in it for me?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:51 PM (NWM+b)

----------------------------------

These days telling a woman she has a huge ass might get you a blowjob.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

626 The penthouse suite will never live up to it's name.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

627 No seriously.
It's made of fucking tampons.


set the sprinklers off

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (rjE57)

628 517 Lesbos have real problem with alcohol. Just sayin. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 01:42 PM (QIKHU)

But they are excellent carpenters. Perfectionists in using the tongue-in-groove technique.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (N39Ws)

629 626 The penthouse suite will never live up to it's name.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

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Too bitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (NWM+b)

630 626 The penthouse suite will never live up to it's name.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (v0R5T)


"Please, leave me the hell out of this shithouse!"

- - Zombie Bob Guccione

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

631 >>So did you bang her?
Posted by: Buzzion at October 13, 2020 01:53 PM (TO9X0)

These simple, powerful words could overcome the feminist matriarchy if only we all committed to saying them as a matter of routine, everywhere and always.

"Hi, welcome to Outback, my name is Stepanie."
"Can I bang you?"

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (xK9An)

632 545 Note to self, if your wife asks you "are these pants too big?", feign deafness.
Posted by: navybrat, killing time at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (w7KSn)

===================

Sorry, must offer alternate advice.

"Wow babe, yes, they do. I thought you'd been looking pretty svelte of late. Do we need go shopping?"

Works. Every. Time.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (MkuC5)

633 Convinced that the American left is composed of lower than 90 IQs and people who make a buck off of them.

Posted by: Desultory joe at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (L9P9s)

634
So when they need maintenance they'll hire only whammen electricians, plumbers, mechanics etc. right?

Right?
Who will kill the spiders?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (oYxFF)

635
https://bit.ly/3iVUzP8
******
Idiot stalked by a Cougar, Know Morons not that kind either
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg

========

If you shoot your gun in the air, will the cougar spook and run away? I'd hate to be eaten by a cougar, but I also wouldn't want to kill one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (G51Gf)

636 And where do the cheerful lesbians, cheerily munching on carpet, hang out?

In videos that Ace accidentally posts.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)

637 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (rjE57)


This is the kind of creative out-of-the-box* problem solving the Horde is justly famous for.






*SWIDT

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (PiwSw)

638 627 No seriously.
It's made of fucking tampons.

set the sprinklers off

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (rjE57)

The next day:


"Is that a big portrait of Andre the Giant made out of marshmellows?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (/EuRN)

639 Just for fun, the Saudis should book the place for a month.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (B+qrE)

640 re 575 etc: I get lots of junk mail from both parties and I'm pretty sure the Dems were sending lots of "McConnell is losing! Send money!" emails in the past.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (4a9Vv)

641 I read the linked article. One of the feminist heroines portrayed is Greta Thunberg. I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (WkPC9)

642 Damn you. I just spit a candy at the screen.
Posted by: Marcus T

At least it didn't come out your nose. So you've got that going for ya, right?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (Vxu+H)

643 John Derbyshire, paraphrased: "Gay sex is mildly disgusting; lesbian sex is mildly ludicrous."

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (xK9An)

644 "So did you bang her?"

You fucking people are insufferable boors with no manners.

Did you?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (VpIIl)

645
"This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"



He will 'surge' to a double-digit win and the idiots will never consider the fact that they were lied to the entire time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

646 The police reports coming out of that place are going to make AndrewGillum's look like a tea party.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (umBCo)

647 Just be glad that they didn't build it out of vibrators.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

648 Reynolds is not anti-Trump, so I don't understand the venom directed at him.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (qe5CM)

My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)

649 When I lived near Logan Circle in the ''80's, I used to see a lot of hookers working the streets. Bizarrely, most of them were black women with dyed blonde hair - and the guys who stopped to pick them up were white guys with VA and MD licence plates. I assumed the johns were government workers getting early morning blow jobs.

I also remember stepping over a lot of used condoms and needles.

I'm sorry to see how the neighborhood has deteriorated since then.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (HabA/)

650 648 My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)

==========

Well, fuck you, buddy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (NWM+b)

651 If you shoot your gun in the air, will the cougar spook and run away?

How hungry is it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (B+qrE)

652 638 627 No seriously.
It's made of fucking tampons.

set the sprinklers off

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 01:55 PM (rjE57)

The next day:


"Is that a big portrait of Andre the Giant made out of marshmellows?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (/EuRN)

==========

I would pay some seriously good money for that.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (MkuC5)

653 "Do these jeans make my ass look big?"

"I dunno. Take 'em off and let me see if that makes a difference."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (/EuRN)

654 "This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"


He will 'surge' to a double-digit win and the idiots will never consider the fact that they were lied to the entire time.
********
Can you surge from ahead?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (rWdQy)

655 The interesting part is how they got all those women to bleed in different colors.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (Ndje9)

656 641 I read the linked article. One of the feminist heroines portrayed is Greta Thunberg. I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (WkPC9)


Any love for Caitlin Jenner? Or that traitorous fruit in the Army, whose name escapes me at the moment?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

657 just outside her truck, asleep in her own vomit, her face adhering to the asphalt...
Posted by: Zod Faulkner at October 13, 2020 01:49 PM (xK9An)
........

... in the alley behind the Chicken Bone Saloon.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

658 >>white guys with VA and MD licence plates. I assumed the johns were government workers getting early morning blow jobs.

"Well, got-DAM. Guess my day can't get any worse."

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (xK9An)

659 "At least it didn't come out your nose. So you've got that going for ya, right?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (Vxu+H)"

It was one of those Butter Rum Nip things. So if it was coming out of my nose, I need a doctor. But it was the last damn one. It was my one unhealthy snack for the day.

That said, it was worth it.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (VpIIl)

660 Now Klobuchar is doing her little-girl imitation.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:59 PM (EbSTN)

661 Collins is a net positive in the senate. She votes for the vast majority of judges, and occupies a seat that would almost certainly fall to the communists if she loses/retires.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 13, 2020 01:59 PM (JRaU+)

662 I guess they couldn't picture Judith cutting off the head of Holofernes, because she wasn't an American.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 01:59 PM (WkPC9)

663 "This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky!"


He will 'surge' to a double-digit win and the idiots will never consider the fact that they were lied to the entire time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)


Preview of coming attractions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

664 660
Now Klobuchar is doing her little-girl imitation.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:59 PM (EbSTN)

Sharpest knife in the drawer she is not.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (N39Ws)

665 "Hi, welcome to Outback, my name is Stepanie."
"Can I bang you?"
Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (xK9An)

My uncle wasn't quite this forward, but anytime we went anywhere he would ask any woman nearby if they were married.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)

666 What the hell. Is Klobuchar doing her Christine Balsey Ford impression?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (VpIIl)

667 her face adhering to the asphalt

hah

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (EbSTN)

668 663 "This is bad -- Mitch McConnell is now surging AHEAD of Amy McGrath in Kentucky

What about MS. Lindsey?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (Zmnko)

669 664 660
Now Klobuchar is doing her little-girl imitation.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 01:59 PM (EbSTN)

Sharpest knife in the drawer she is not.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (N39Ws)

Not even the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (/EuRN)

670 Klobuchar is just an open face cvnt sandwich.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (WQZ1O)

671 speaking of lesbians-
usually the couples i see has a moderate perhaps decent looking one and the butch, fat, angry bull dyke as the other half.

my buddy who lives in hawaii was telling me about a group camptng trip he went on with some actual lipstick lesbians. the lesbians got totally plastered and busted out these large looking yoga ball things with handles- bouncy balls that you might have had as a kid- except they had large dildoes on them. so the lezzies would mount said dildo/ball and bounce around..

sounded like a fun trip!

Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (1+Jvs)

672 Collins is a net positive in the senate.

Yes.

BUT, man--you know--sigh. Jeebus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (B+qrE)

673 Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (Lxxwf)

674 Would love to compare the amount of wine consumed per occupied room night here versus hotels that don't cater to miserable people.

Posted by: Stout at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (EHSFD)

675 Alright. I got comment 666. Not good.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (VpIIl)

676 Facebook says it will ban anti-vaccination ads

The new ban comes amid a series of policy changes announced by the company to rid its social networks of problematic content it had previously been hesitant to remove.

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (3aI0K)

677 0 Klobuchar is just an open face cvnt sandwich.

With arsenic sauce

Posted by: The grinch.. and no I wouldn't touch her with a 39 and a half foot pole at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (Zmnko)

678 Collins must think she is still in the race in ME

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (kA3Cp)

679 >>666 What the hell. Is Klobuchar doing her Christine Balsey Ford impression?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:00 PM (VpIIl)

Dr. Ford sure disappeared, didn't she. Can't believe she's not working on a memoir, the title of which writes itself.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (xK9An)

680 "banging" sounds so romantic and appealing. I can see why women would want to be a part of something so attractive sounding.

If you shoot your gun in the air, will the cougar spook and run away?

maybe. The only ones that will hunt people like this are young ones who don't have an established territory and food supply, so they get a bit desperate and stupid. Cats really don't like sudden loud noises but you never know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

681 he lesbians got totally plastered and busted out these large looking yoga ball things with handles- bouncy balls that you might have had as a kid- except they had large dildoes on them. so the lezzies would mount said dildo/ball and bounce around..
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This sounds like fun. What do they call these dildo bouncers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (QIKHU)

682 My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)

==========

Well, fuck you, buddy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (NWM+b)


hehe

are you saying we have our own cancel culture?
nah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (rjE57)

683 my buddy who lives in hawaii was telling me about a group camptng trip he went on with some actual lipstick lesbians. the lesbians got totally plastered and busted out these large looking yoga ball things with handles- bouncy balls that you might have had as a kid- except they had large dildoes on them. so the lezzies would mount said dildo/ball and bounce around..

Seems like it would have been easier to just bang a dude.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (ExV1e)

684 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

They didn't name them all, but I think these are women who were actually born as women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (WkPC9)

685 My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)

R U FUKKIN KIDDIN ME???

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

686 675 Alright. I got comment 666. Not good.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:01 PM (VpIIl)

Give it to Amy Klobuchar.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (EbSTN)

687 Alright. I got comment 666. Not good.

If there is a Rottweiler scratching at your door, congrats. Or something.

I'm going to stand over here. Damien.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (B+qrE)

688 My uncle wasn't quite this forward, but anytime we went anywhere he would ask any woman nearby if they were married.

The Boomhauer approach. You ask all of them and once in a while they say "yes"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

689 598
Oh no. I want Biden to lose every single one of those states. I want the Democrat party to explode into a million pieces. They are evil

Posted by: Jmel at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (kXAeC)

690 681 he lesbians got totally plastered and busted out these large looking yoga ball things with handles- bouncy balls that you might have had as a kid- except they had large dildoes on them. so the lezzies would mount said dildo/ball and bounce around..
------------------
This sounds like fun. What do they call these dildo bouncers?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (QIKHU)

yeah good question. the story was epic, good visuals to be imagined.

Posted by: Jack Burton at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (1+Jvs)

691 >> young ones who don't have an established territory and food supply
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

Did you bang her?

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (xK9An)

692 This sounds like fun. What do they call these dildo bouncers?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 02:02 PM (QIKHU)

I heard that there's some kind of channel or something dedicated to them on the internet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

693 Hold on, Klobuchar, let me write this down for my book "Dumb Bitches"

Posted by: Amy B. at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (buTO7)

694 Guys should walk in with a couple of hookers and get a room.
Watch heads explode.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (QMwOT)

695 688 My uncle wasn't quite this forward, but anytime we went anywhere he would ask any woman nearby if they were married.

The Boomhauer approach. You ask all of them and once in a while they say "yes"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)


I remember that episode. Bobby Hill was incensed.
"That's it? That's your secret?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (PiwSw)

696 689 598
Oh no. I want Biden to lose every single one of those states. I want the Democrat party to explode into a million pieces. They are evil
Posted by: Jmel at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (kXAeC)


On that us angry depressed morons agree

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (Zmnko)

697 "My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)"

Light yourself on fire.

You can't hear it, but I was happily humming Whistle While you Work when I wrote that

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

698 Hard Core Lesbians are not a pretty sight. Just sayin. They are all alcoholics, too.

I have hired a few hardcore lesbians. None were ever that attractive. And all came with drama issues. Namely a complete belief their partner was screwing around. So they spent a good deal of time on the phone and crying.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 13, 2020 01:50 PM (LxxAL)


And the non-stop talking! Always talking, talking, talking. About everything. Always.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

699 683
my buddy who lives in hawaii was telling me about a group camptng
trip he went on with some actual lipstick lesbians. the lesbians got
totally plastered and busted out these large looking yoga ball things
with handles- bouncy balls that you might have had as a kid- except they
had large dildoes on them. so the lezzies would mount said dildo/ball
and bounce around..



Seems like it would have been easier to just bang a dude.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (ExV1e)

Ahhhh the gentler sex.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (9cFfZ)

700 "dildo bouncer" is now officially my favorite insult.


Stop being such a dildo bouncer, yo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (/EuRN)

701
Dr. Ford sure disappeared, didn't she. Can't believe she's not working on a memoir, the title of which writes itself.



"Grab 'em By The Hippocampus: My Story of Rape and Survival at a Party I Went to Once, For Reals"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

702 Seems like it would have been easier to just bang a dude.

They like the equipment, and the action, just not the source. Apparently.

I think there are at least some lesbians who aren't so much repulsed by men as harmed by them and fearful or repulsed because of previous behavior by men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

703 Which kind of lesbians are we talking about here?
Lipstick lesbians?
Dykes on bikes?
Plaid shirt wearing furry wannabes?

Posted by: navybrat, killing time at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (w7KSn)

704 Ten more minutes of Amy Klobuchar.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (EbSTN)

705 are we still on the cunt condos ??

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (R3uW8)

706 The Dems in this hearing are repeating their opening statements with rarely a pertinent question. Klobuchar is an idiot and has no hearing comprehension.

The people who Klobuchar is bringing up wouldn't lose their coverage because they are covered under medicare or medicaid.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (R5lpX)

707 HOPPITY HOP

NOW WITH DICK.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (pw+jk)

708
Barrett: (apologetic yet determined) "Senator, I believe that's a question for the political branches."

Klobuchar: (defeated) "Okay, it's your right to answer that way."

Darn it, I missed the question! what was Klobuchar asking? I've got it on as white noise.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (G51Gf)

709 >>And the non-stop talking! Always talking, talking, talking. About everything. Always.
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

It puts the ball-gag in its mouth.

Posted by: Zod at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (xK9An)

710 When propositioning a woman I find it helpful to not use blunt and crude phrasing when asking for a knob job and a plow.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (o2MD2)

711 Senator Klobby looking particularly unattractive today.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (Pq3Q8)

712 Speaking of the Chicken Bone Saloon, whatever happened to Uncle Omar?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (v0R5T)

713
If you shoot your gun in the air, will the cougar spook and run away? I'd hate to be eaten by a cougar, but I also wouldn't want to kill one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020


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The cougar will probably mace you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (wQDH5)

714 I don't just want Biden to loose the election. I want him to lose control over his bowels in a public appearance.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

715
my buddy who lives in hawaii was telling me about a group camptng
trip he went on with some actual lipstick lesbians. the lesbians got
totally plastered and busted out these large looking yoga ball things
with handles- bouncy balls that you might have had as a kid- except they
had large dildoes on them. so the lezzies would mount said dildo/ball
and bounce around..



The true mark of how beautiful and natural a lifestyle is is how much special equipment you have to order from the back of magazines...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

716 My favorite feminism story of the week is still the new statue in NYC of naked Medusa holding the severed head of Perseus. Which really makes a jumble of the mythology. Everyone's fixating on the status having a shaved cooter though.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

717 Trivia I learned today: the bottom button hole on shirts is sewn horizontally instead of vertically. I wanted to know why. The answer is sensible: the part of the shirt around the waist/hips moves a lot more than the rest of the shirt, and so the button hole is turned sideways so that the stresses of movement don't result in the button hole stretching out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (hYcqw)

718 Klobuchar is a graduate of Yale University and the University of Chicago Law School.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (EbSTN)

719 Also for any Morons who are waitstaff: here's the secret weapon I just found out about when I took Lady YD for her birthday dinner last night.

I'm always a good tipper, but not vulnerable to flattery from waitresses. It grates on me, in fact.

HOWEVER - when she went to change the baby, and I asked for the tab, the waitress said "I just want you to know I think you have a beautiful family."

Boom! She leveled that tip up from "good" to "yuuuuge."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (eXmcp)

720 I think there are at least some lesbians who aren't so much repulsed by men as harmed by them and fearful or repulsed because of previous behavior by men.
-----------------------
I thought our repulsive behavior was our strongest selling point?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (QIKHU)

721 My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)


Freely admitted.

But anyone who thinks the Dems wouldn't move heaven and earth to jail Trump if he loses the election is blind as a damned bat.

He's not just running for re-election. He is running for his life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (2JVJo)

722 NOOD CULTURAL DESTROYERS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (hYcqw)

723 Nooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (ExV1e)

724 Posted by: navybrat, killing time at October 13, 2020 01:45 PM (w7KSn)

===================

Sorry, must offer alternate advice.

"Wow babe, yes, they do. I thought you'd been looking pretty svelte of late. Do we need go shopping?"

Works. Every. Time.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 13, 2020 01:56 PM (MkuC5)


For certain values of "works."

I'm picturing many a husband who finds himself shopping, thinking he would have preferred to give her an honest answer and having her be pissed at him for the day.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)

725 689 598

Oh no. I want Biden to lose every single one of those states. I want
the Democrat party to explode into a million pieces. They are evil

Posted by: Jmel at October 13, 2020 02:03 PM (kXAeC)





On that us angry depressed morons agree

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2020 02:04 PM (Zmnko)

===
I agree!!!

Also I am angry and unserious but mostly unserious.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

726 714 I don't just want Biden to loose the election. I want him to lose control over his bowels in a public appearance.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (VpIIl)


Oh, good. I won't be the only one.

Posted by: The Newest Depends Spokesmodel, Jerrold Nadler at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (PiwSw)

727 So, are males allowed at all?

Posted by: RalphF at October 13, 2020 02:07 PM (5FiEy)

728 I have given many people great anti-joy today! I have touched hearts and souls with my words and whimsy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (y1PuL)

729 708 Barrett: (apologetic yet determined) "Senator, I believe that's a question for the political branches."

Klobuchar: (defeated) "Okay, it's your right to answer that way."

Darn it, I missed the question! what was Klobuchar asking? I've got it on as white noise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (G51Gf)

I missed it.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (EbSTN)

730 447 Cook Report says Democrats are raising huge sums of money and is indicative of huge enthusiasm on their side.

**

Ask Mike Bloomberg how well that works.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (U9HLk)

731 https://bit.ly/33StSXm
*********
Benghazi shit dropping

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (rWdQy)

732 My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM (y1PuL)

Get on your knees and blow me troll!
You just cannot stand the fact that Trump is living the American Dream and by your own actions and deeds you cannot.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (QMwOT)

733 624 I had a lesbian couple who were neighbors for a short time. Nice people. But Loved to drink. When they were drinking it always went full Animal House. Lots of glass crashing, furniture on the lawn, fighting in pajamas on the lawn at 2am when it was 10 degrees out, etc.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

Cat fight!

I used to know a ER doc who told me that a lot of the domestic abuse cases he treated were same-sex couples. It made sense to me. Most hetero men have it drilled into their heads that they should never, ever hit women. But if you're a woman fighting with another woman or a man fighting with another man, you don't have that cultural inhibition stopping you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (HabA/)

734 648 Reynolds is not anti-Trump, so I don't understand the venom directed at him.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 01:41 PM (qe5CM)

My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM

I can certainly understand that. On top of what we've all had to suffer collectively as a nation, each person deals with their own challenges and sorrows. But I would hope that we can all maintain some level of perspective and optimism, and avoid making enemies of those who might be 80-90% on our side. The crazy thing about the criticism of Reynolds' comment is that Reynolds was actually predicting something that we've all been wishing for, i.e., that someone will build networks to challenge FOX and Twitter.

I also am keeping in mind that, should Trump lose, he can run again in 2024!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 02:09 PM (qe5CM)

735 CUCK Report says Democrats are raising huge sums of money and is indicative of huge enthusiasm on their side.

**

Ask Mike Bloomberg how well that works.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (U9HLk)
********
OK that's it guys & gals it is over

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 13, 2020 02:09 PM (rWdQy)

736 lol. the tipping will be shit.

Posted by: x at October 13, 2020 02:09 PM (0tE/i)

737 "Grab 'em By The Hippocampus: My Story of Rape and Survival at a Party I Went to Once, For Reals"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

There were so many ridiculous side stories from that farce - one of my favorites was the talking head that got all into Ford's fake story and worked out with Mathematical Precision exactly what house she must have been in, and why it must have been with the guy who lived there - and only after he published his work of Genius did he get informed that he had just accused a completely innocent man who had nothing to do with the case, of rape and sexual abuse, based on no evidence other than what he had just made up. Boy did he crawfish fast on that one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

738 any woman who asks her man a question designed to make him miserable or that has no good answer deserves to hear the brutal truth and nothing less.

Yes, your ass looks huge. Stop asking me questions like that if you want me to stick around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

739 My observation is that some commenters here are deeply depressed people, and any talk that is optimistic or happy makes them very angry.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 01:57 PM
********
Oh boy you dropkicked a Hornets nest there

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 13, 2020 02:10 PM (rWdQy)

740 Well, let's hope that Trump gets reelected and we'll have another big Pussy March in January. All the angry feminists will have a hotel where they can relax before they go out to the Mall and howl at the moon and that will be nice for them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 13, 2020 02:10 PM (HabA/)

741 728 I have given many people great anti-joy today! I have touched hearts and souls with my words and whimsy!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (y1PuL)

And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 02:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

742 728 I have given many people great anti-joy today! I have touched hearts and souls with my words and whimsy!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (y1PuL)

No. You forgotten to take your medications though.
Take your mask off first. Remember what happened the last time. And dip the pill bottles in bleach after use.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2020 02:11 PM (QMwOT)

743 Noodus statuesqua

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 02:11 PM (wQDH5)

744 Klobuchar v. Hirohito would be the equivalent of Ali v. Frazier for the stupidity championship.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

745 What is telling is that Cook Report is using this data to trend House and Senate races too.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2020 02:11 PM (OLiBJ)

746 Yep, just looked at the Cuck Report - gonna be a blowout, Pelosi increases majority in House, Dems take Senate, Biden wins by double digits. Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)

747
And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020


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*

In the first draft it was his prostate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 02:12 PM (wQDH5)

748 Klobuchar sounds like she's verging on hysteria with this last diatribe.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 02:12 PM (qe5CM)

749 And Cook report claims now that Dems will go +7 in the Senate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

750 Klobuchar sounds like she's verging on hysteria with this last diatribe.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 02:12 PM (qe5CM)

Someone put Thousand Island dressing on her comb.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2020 02:13 PM (QMwOT)

751
Ask Mike Bloomberg how well that works.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (U9HLk)

Or Hillary.

I'm hearing Biden commercials on conservative talk radio in Milwaukee. Then the radio hosts come on and make fun of the ads. I just laugh and think, what a waste of money. Like someone listening to Rush or Mark Belling is going to switch to Biden because they heard an ad.

But the Dems are good at wasting money.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 13, 2020 02:14 PM (HabA/)

752 Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2020 02:08 PM (QMwOT)

Mikey isn't really a troll and I'd be very surprised if he were anti Trump .He just likes tweaking people who he perceives as having nothing positive to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 02:14 PM (WkPC9)

753 750 Klobuchar sounds like she's verging on hysteria with this last diatribe.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 02:12 PM (qe5CM)

Someone put Thousand Island dressing on her comb.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2020 02:13 PM

I wish Barrett would just say "She's dead, Senator".

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 13, 2020 02:15 PM (qe5CM)

754 726 714 I don't just want Biden to loose the election. I want him to lose control over his bowels in a public appearance.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

That's why Depends are on the market.

Although they don't seem to have saved Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 13, 2020 02:16 PM (HabA/)

755 Or the Biden ads I've seen during TuCa or Hannity shows. I'm sure it made Dems giggle to buy that ad time, but it strikes me as an epic waste of money.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 13, 2020 02:18 PM (HabA/)

756 I do NOT want to stay in that hotel or experience their dining choices.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2020 02:20 PM (jUVms)

757 Do they have low tide fish market smell pumped through the ventilation system? Female stand up Urinals in every stall?

Posted by: portlandon at October 13, 2020 02:23 PM (+oR7L)

758 And, of course, we can play the role-reversal game -- what if someone (Trump Hotels?) built a hotel whose theme was Man-Power, celebrating great patriarchal warriors and their domination over women? The lobby would be festooned with phalluses and a giant portrait of Conan the Barbarian -- made from colorized condoms -- adorned the main wall.

A) Could you ever imagine something so sophomoric ever being funded? B) How hilariously defensive would it appear to have to resort to, essentially, a theme park to celebrate half of the population? C) The collective shriek from Women's March Karens would be enough to shatter the Int'l Space Station and possibly alter the orbit of the moon.

I'm sure Jonah has already booked a room.

Posted by: red speck at October 13, 2020 02:28 PM (gS3OW)

759 Relax everyone, odds are this hotel goes broke and is bought by Trump Properties and is rebuilt, under budget and a head of schedule I might add, and it will be beautiful.

Posted by: Picric at October 13, 2020 02:41 PM (nonGu)

760 The Romans never would have put up with this crap.

Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 02:50 PM (Y274z)

761 Looks like they are giving Silver Surfer a hand job.

Posted by: Quake Voter at October 13, 2020 02:51 PM (oalpc)

762 @335 --

Heavens, no. One of them might do it for pure spite.

Open a strip club across the street.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 13, 2020 02:59 PM (Apbdw)

763 All these fairy tales about female warriors always boils down to "She was a brave warrior who protected her people by staying safe in her village while all the men fought and died to protect it. "

Which actually works perfectly with how Ginsberg actually worked. After her death the was an article in tje Hollywood Reporter worrying about how Ginsberg's death could hurt copy right laws, as she always stood up for the copyright owner. The problem is the author was being a typical leftist, as in either being a complete moron or purposefully lying to scare people, as Ginsberg's votes on copyright have either been as part of an overwhelming or even unanimous decision, or she would be on the side of the conservative judges. She was the last defense of these laws only because she was hiding behind everyone else, not taking a bold stance on the front lines.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (nkTT8)

764 Looks to me more like Zorro has been there

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (OjZpE)

765 Damn. I had one thought, but I'm sure someone has already said it: The lobby smells like fish.

Posted by: Mimi Mayes at October 13, 2020 04:52 PM (8i7Ho)

766 They can stick that RBG portrait up their asses!
Seriously, they can. They're designed for it. They have special lubricated insertion tubes that are tapered to fit to permit...

Posted by: jbspry at October 13, 2020 05:12 PM (ATe9j)

767 Let's nominate these wanking poseurs in the senate to become karens.

We can acknowledge that donkey men can be snivelling slags too, and award them tampon trophies.



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