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Nancy Pelosi: I'm Proposing a Political Stunt Unconstitutional Joke-Bill to Grant Myself a Say In Removing Trump from the Presidency

More madness from the Red Queen.

The bill would set up a commission to assess the president's ability to lead the country and ensure a continuity of government. It comes one year after Pelosi’s House launched impeachment proceedings against Trump. If passed by a 2/3 vote in both houses, the 25th Amendment would allow for the vice president to become acting president after it was determined that the president was "unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office."

Pelosi, who has raised questions about Trump’s mental fitness for years, has lately used the president’s COVID-19 diagnosis to question his health and his behavior.

Nancy Pelosi began wearing masks when delivering press statements for the first time ever, following Trump's covid diagnosis. Making more political theater.

Deb Heine notes that during this latest oral fart from the Red Queen, her masks slipped down -- literally. It fell below her nose for almost he entire statement.

Rendering it useless for the purpose she claims to be wearing it for (that is, it does not protect against disease when it's not covering the nose).

This is yet another #MuhNormz shattering proposal from the communists.

The Constitution has already created a "process" for this -- the 25th Amendment itself spells out the process. The Vice President initiates the process of removing a president due to incapacity, which triggers a vote by all cabinet officials.

There is literally no room for the House to have any role. The Constitution has already addressed this. You cannot repeal or modify a part of the Constitution with legislation, but only a new constitutional amendment.

If you can't add new requirements for holding federal office -- as was ruled was the case when term limits were struck down as unconstitutional -- you cannot give Nancy Pelosi a Single Vote Coup power over the sitting president.

It's unseemly that this nasty old bitch is trying to grant herself the power to appoint herself as President -- after all, she just needs to get rid of Trump and then Pence -- and if you've done a partial coup, might as well do the whole thing -- and then she's president.

It should also be noted that given that Nancy Pelosi is part of the presidential succession -- third in line -- that she should be subject to a panel determining her physical and mental health.

She slurs a lot of words. A lot of words. That's a sign of dementia.

Maybe she needs to be removed.

She added that this bullshit joke she was proposing wasn't about Trump:

"This is not about President Trump," Pelosi maintained Friday, after her chic color-coordinated mask had slipped well below her nose. "He will face the judgment of the voters. But he shows the need for us to create a process for future presidents."

She had to say that. She was lying.

Probably.

Because the moment she claimed that this wasn't about Trump, the same thing occurred to literally everyone in America:

Is this nasty old hag preparing the way to remove... Biden?

nancypelosi


Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2020 05:31 PM (3H9h1)

2 Sponge

Posted by: Bete at October 09, 2020 05:31 PM (Ojki1)

3 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:31 PM (cfSRQ)

4 Close, so close...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:31 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Why won't she just let the worms finish her off?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 05:32 PM (8B6Ng)

6

Here's a nice response to crazy pelosi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKybDdGHZHE

"Please, please. I don't have time for gossip."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 09, 2020 05:32 PM (oelf+)

7 This cunning stunt is intended to be used no matter who wins.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 09, 2020 05:32 PM (nV60k)

8 I had a happy thought.

Over the next four years, after President Trump is re-elected, Nancy Pelosi will go tits up and I can celebrate.

Fuck her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 09, 2020 05:32 PM (Z+IKu)

9 This will be as successful as her current speakership.

In other words, it'll waste time and obstruct, but accomplish nothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 05:32 PM (hYcqw)

10 Sorry Constitution, it's just this lack of a war, and that lying President Trump. You know i never meant to hurt you

Posted by: San Fran Nan at October 09, 2020 05:33 PM (Ojki1)

11 He's quick on the draw.

Posted by: Someguy at October 09, 2020 05:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

12 The bitch.

Posted by: Case at October 09, 2020 05:33 PM (k1ip1)

13 The voters of New Jersey announced today a Commission to remove Nancy Pelosi from Congress. Normally we would wait for California voters to remove this crazy old hag but we now have reason to question their sanity.


Posted by: Former Joe Biden Intern and Debate Moderator Steve Scully at October 09, 2020 05:33 PM (VtXra)

14 A committee to determine the mental capacity of political opponents is literally Soviet.

And all the people cheering it on chills me to the bone.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

15 Hopefully Pelosi joins RBG in hell soon.

Posted by: trev006 at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (yn8Y9)

16 This is a really stupid thing for the Dems to do.

It doesn't hurt Trump in the least, since he's going to be doing rallies, but it does remind them that Biden is weak and frail - so frail he's afraid to even be in the same room as the mighty Trump.

I think Trump getting COVID really was a game-changer. He's pushing treatment and living proof that it works.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (cfSRQ)

17 The idea that Nan thought this PR stunt had a chance in hell is revealing.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (w7KSn)

18 Wish Nanzi could and would apply that 25th Amendment garbage to herself.

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (tQL7r)

19 This 25th amendment bullshit enraged me so much that I now plan to vote for Trump multiple times under multiple names in all 57 states.

I wonder what emotion is a stronger driver to the polls, anger or fear?

Because if it's anger, Biden be fucked. I've never been so pissed off in my life over the left, while at the same time enthusiastic to vote FOR someone rather than the usual voting the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Your Love Snuggles at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)

20 Nice thing even if they told Sundowner Joe he wouldn't know what your talking about

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (OjZpE)

21 Maybe she'll inhale the droopy mask into her mouth and gag on it.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (ch6++)

22 Just what the hell does Kamalala think she is about here! The woman has no idea how a teleprompter works.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (VtXra)

23 She's nuts.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (jUVms)

24 The ammonia funk will keep the worms away from Pelosi.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (RuIsu)

25 This fucking bitch will live to be 250 years old, and in the House the entire time.

She'll never die. She'll just keep getting older, someone living out of spite, sustained on power.

Like John McCain. But he was an amateur compared to Nancy.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (6MoD2)

26 Here's an interesting analysis of MaligNancy's gambit.

It also contains some qualitative polling information that will please you.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bkcl4v

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (DMUuz)

27 I'm also planning to vote in person even though my state is all mail, I don't care how long I wait in line, and if I see anyone in front or behind me that is most assuredly a Biden fuckhead, I will violently cough on them.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Your Love Snuggles at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

28 Harris was the establishment D's first choice. She bombed and they concocted this to get her in.

That they might possibly get to use it on Trump in January is just a bonus.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (OQcPl)

29 Sure would be great to retake the House and make her irrelevant

Posted by: Old Dude at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (LGXGf)

30
Nancy Pelosi began wearing masks when delivering press statements for
the first time ever, following Trump's covid diagnosis. Making more
political theater.



Nancy's latest orange-floral print number was a doozy. Mark Levin said she looked like she was wearing someone's old sofa on her face.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (3P/5p)

31 anything that pelosi does outside the bounds of her power, trump can do too.

trump should appoint a commission on monitoring congressional leadership mental acuity and word slurring

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (4RcDR)

32 Trump is now using this to great advantage.

"I got it, it was tough but these drugs work great! It's no longer a death sentence."

His statement that he wants to make it free leaves Biden with nowhere to maneuver.

COVID is now off the table.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

33 I think Trump getting COVID really was a game-changer. He's pushing treatment and living proof that it works.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (cfSRQ)


The meltdown on twatter is epic. They were convinced Trump was one foot in the grave, idiots like Mr. Sulu saying he was using a green screen because he's too sick to go outside. Coughing on Hannity was proof he's got hours to live.

And now he does a 2 hour interview nonstop with Rush. Didn't sound winded, never coughed and he was absolutely on fire.

Now? He'll be contagious until 11/4.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (8B6Ng)

34 Sounds like a clear conflict of interest to me since she's 3rd in line -- not that norms, rules, and laws matter to these cretins.

Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (t47Zb)

35 Hopefully Pelosi joins RBG in hell soon.

Posted by: trev006 at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (yn8Y9)

pelosi will find out that hell has a basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (9Om/r)

36 That mobbed up old witch will never leave office, unless, unless, the Commies lose the House. She won't play second banana again, is my bet.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (bCLt0)

37 >>>This 25th amendment bullshit enraged me so much that I now plan to vote
for Trump multiple times under multiple names in all 57 states.

============
That's against the rules!

Posted by: Hawaiian Trained Obama Judges at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (VtXra)

38 After some consideration, I think I agree with Rush...

This is how they intend to remove Biden. They don't have a chance in hell of persuading Pence to go along...but Kamala? Oh yeah, they'd have her.

But they would also need the Senate, so the ironic play that comes to mind would be the Republican Senators become Joe's only allies...LOL, the mind boggles at envisioning that result.

Posted by: si vis pacem, para bellum at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (tfCQg)

39 The bluntness of Trump just makes me laugh.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (HwiWi)

40 What does the Constitution say about replacing Speaker of the House for mental incapacity?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (oZuI0)

41 Sounds like a clear conflict of interest to me since she's 3rd in line -- not that norms, rules, and laws matter to these treasonous cretins.

Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (t47Zb)

42 AH Lloyd @ #16:

Totally agree.

Trump was absolutely right when he said getting the Rona was a blessing from God. Literally, it was a blessing from God

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (tQL7r)

43 You know now I want to see another Presidential debate, DJT telling Sundowner Joe that could be epic

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (OjZpE)

44 One of the many simple pleasures with President Trump is his complete lack of interest in playing nice with the Democrats.

That tweet is a perfect example. Honey Badger took lessons from Donald Trump

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (xT2tT)

45 Is it wrong to hope someone drops a house the wicked witch? It worked pretty well for the Munchkins.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (HnUoF)

46 This fucking bitch will live to be 250 years old, and in the House the entire time.

*******

Yep. You will never be rid of her, EVER, and she will never be replaced by a conservative speaker, EVER!

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Ginsburg at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)

47 The idea that Nan thought this PR stunt had a chance in hell is revealing.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (w7KSn)

Chance of dominating the news cycle. That's all they've been about for 3.7 years. It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (uEbPt)

48 Nancy Lugosi:

Exhibit A for imposing term limits.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (oZuI0)

49 We'll see if Nancy's plan works. We'll know that it is when most of the coverage on the Sunday talk shows is about the 25th Amendment, rather than any news about the Pence/Harris, or the Trump/Biden/Scully/CPD debates.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (6xA3t)

50 I wonder what emotion is a stronger driver to the polls, anger or fear?

Because if it's anger, Biden be fucked. I've never been so pissed off in my life over the left, while at the same time enthusiastic to vote FOR someone rather than the usual voting the lesser of two evils.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Your Love Snuggles at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)


Spite. Spite is the most powerful.

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (GbPPJ)

51 Trump is so damn smart.

Pelosi already said it's not about Trump, so Trump puts it out there she must be talking about Biden.

What's Nancy going to say to that? "No, no. Actually, I WAS talking about Trump?"

I love it.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (sG4Hj)

52 Why won't Nanzi Palsi just die?
The world would be so much better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

53 Meh. This is a sop to some billionaire or three who have lost the plot. Nan doesn't pop a squat without getting donations for it. I'm thinking 10 mil to Nancy herself, properly laundered or 100 mil to the party or both.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (Wm5SB)

54 She knows it will go nowhere. Its just a political signaling device: That Trump is craaaaazy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (r+sAi)

55 27 I'm also planning to vote in person even though my state is all mail, I don't care how long I wait in line, and if I see anyone in front or behind me that is most assuredly a Biden fuckhead, I will violently cough on them.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Your Love Snuggles at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

I absolutely will vote in person for Trump and my governor. Do not trust any other method.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)

56
Nancy,

Government officials like you are why we have a Constitution in the first place.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (nw6Hr)

57 Hey, Trump, it was never an effing death sentence. Shut that shit down.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (jUVms)

58 As a master marketer and salesman, greatest showman in the last forty years, Trump outclasses Pelosi in trolling as USS IOWA outclasses Tommy the Tugboat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (cZjDV)

59 The news media probably gave her the idea.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

60 So the VP gets to call the shots on giving himself a promotion?

I'm not so worried about Pence, but an avaricious climber like Harris? She'll be sharpening that blade from election day if Joe squeaks by into office.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

61 "This is not about President Trump," Pelosi maintained...

And then everyone looked up to the sky and backed away. It was clear, but they knew the lightning was coming.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (HhXSr)

62 Why won't she just let the worms finish her off?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 05:32 PM (8B6Ng)


Perhaps they already have. All that's left are the parts that are botox and plastic. A talking Lenin corpse, basically.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (hku12)

63 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (DMUuz)

I hope he's right about that.

He's certainly right about Neil Young.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (8B6Ng)

64 57 Hey, Trump, it was never an effing death sentence. Shut that shit down.
Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (jUVms)

If he said that, he should stop, post haste.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (bCLt0)

65 Was this the same Nancy that was wearing her face mask in the "Dicky-Do" position on the news just now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (3D/fK)

66 Whoever is giving her advice, we should find that person and pay them a bonus for continuing to tell Nanzi, that ideas like this presser are great.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (WQZ1O)

67 48 Nancy Lugosi:

Exhibit A for imposing term limits.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (oZuI0)

Truer words have never been spoken. Truly a horror show.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 05:39 PM (CLteG)

68 So are we amending constitutional amendments with a simple piece of legislation now?

Because boy, do I have some ideas.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (cnTJD)

69 Spite. Spite is the most powerful.

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (GbPPJ)
+++++++++++
Spite is a powerful force. One of my favorite manifestations: the "spite house."
https://tinyurl.com/75xrmwt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)

70 The meltdown on twatter is epic. They were convinced Trump was one foot in the grave, idiots like Mr. Sulu saying he was using a green screen because he's too sick to go outside. Coughing on Hannity was proof he's got hours to live.

**************

I think that's why he got a dip in approval ratings, because it's been beaten into the nation's psyche that WOO FUK MAI LUNGS is an instant death sentence. The fact that he slapped it around like a bitch while touting that people should get the same treatment he did is a powerful counterpunch to the hysteria.

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Ginsburg at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (+dsLj)

71 After some consideration, I think I agree with Rush...

This is how they intend to remove Biden. They don't have a chance in hell of persuading Pence to go along...but Kamala? Oh yeah, they'd have her.

But they would also need the Senate, so the ironic play that comes to mind would be the Republican Senators become Joe's only allies...LOL, the mind boggles at envisioning that result.
Posted by: si vis pacem, para bellum at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (tfCQg)


Eh, I don't know. Biden's been a creature of the party his whole life; would they really need to go to those lengths to "persuade" him to step down in favor of Kamala?

Then again, I can't imagine what Pelosi thinks this will accomplish while Trump's in office, so who knows.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (A1UwY)

72 While the US is a young country, we actually have the second longest (after Great Britain, I think) surviving government under the same Constitutional structure.

The Democrats are certifiably insane to want to destroy the Constitutional structure that has made us so stable (and thus so incredibly rich - so rich that we can be looted for decades and nobody even notices).

If they were sane, they would just wait Trump out, and once he's gone they can get back to work with the GOPe in looting the treasury like they've been doing since the 1930s.

But, CRAZY!!!!, so they just can't wait.

Keep pushing, Lunatics. May you reap what you sow, good and hard.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (BM2fS)

73 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (GIeIM)

74 52 Why won't Nanzi Palsi just die?
The world would be so much better.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

--Either God hates us, or there's a Dorian Gray thing going on.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (oZuI0)

75 She slurs a lot of words. A lot of words. That's a sign of dementia.



or being really really drunk

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (W2Pud)

76 The 25th amendment does have a role for Congress.

Section 4. Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

So while I don't see how you can get around the Vice President needing to be on board, if Congress passes a law (and I think the President signs it) cutting out the cabinet and replacing their role with some other body, that appears to me to be ok with the 25th.

Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (vPQQc)

77 KE-raayyyy-zeeeee Nancy!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (MVjcR)

78 I thought the House didn't have a role, but read the text of the amendment -- it requires the Vice Presiden and EITHER a majority of cabinet officials OR a group set up by the House.

Pelosi is doing this now so she can say it was set up to remove Trump. The reality is Pence wouldn't stab Trump in the back -- but Kamala Harris would 100% do it to Biden. Then Pelosi, Nadler, Omar and Maxine waters, the probably members of this commission set up by Pelosi, would band together with Harris and remove Biden.

Posted by: Trich at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (7wCmd)

79 He is such a master. LOL! Has Nancy walked it back after he tweeted that?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (OX9vb)

80 Fuck these people. I hope they all die screaming from ass cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

81 A political stunt bound to go nowhere. Nope pelousy is demented stupid and corrupt. Fuck her with Biden's pedo dick.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (0OmEj)

82 So willowed just means you are talking to yourself ...

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (GIeIM)

83 Sup!

Posted by: Sup. at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (6xA3t)

84 Did no one nood?

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:42 PM (GIeIM)

85 And I thought the bat threads came later.

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2020 05:42 PM (MVjcR)

86 Tell the doctor who does her Botox injections to use shorter needles. I think they scratched her brain.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 09, 2020 05:42 PM (h0kaO)

87 Need more noods

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:42 PM (GIeIM)

88 We all know that the person that really wants Joe to be President is the once-upon-a-time pretty woman, that screwed over hubby #1, and played scullery maid to the most racist woman in America, in order to get to that First Lady spot. If Nancy thinks she's prying that prize away from Jill, she's insane.

Posted by: EveR at October 09, 2020 05:42 PM (R0z7P)

89 I absolutely will vote in person for Trump and my governor. Do not trust any other method.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)


Yup. I'm making the 5-hour trip back home the weekend before, specifically so I can vote in person. Well, my family also has a Halloween camping trip planned and that'll be fun, but really, I am determined to cast my ballot in person this time around. Not trusting the absentee process just now.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 05:42 PM (A1UwY)

90 Local talk show guy was just talking about how weird it is that so many Americans think they're better off than they were 4 years ago and yet his poll numbers are bad. Talk show guy said it comes down to "he's yucky and crude and I don't like him." (Talk show guy also said it's idiotic to vote on your feelz in 2020, but likability has always been a big factor in presidential elections.)

Well, what about Kamala? You think Trump is obnoxious, Willie's side piece with her faces and smirks and grating voice is endearing? Dem primary voters didn't seem to think so. But that's what these fools will be looking and listening to for the next 4 years - not senile folksy Old Joe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (HabA/)

91
She'll never die. She'll just keep getting older, someone living out of spite, sustained on power.

Like John McCain.



She's only a year behind McCain when he croaked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

92 she is a crazy old bat - her botox must have leached into her brain.

Posted by: IC at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

93 Great, so we can use it to remove Nancy Good Morning, Sunday Morning out of office, too?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (VWp7G)

94 Here's an interesting analysis of MaligNancy's gambit.



It also contains some qualitative polling information that will please you.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bkcl4v

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (DMUuz)

---
Yes, Schweikart is very confident.

He's the one who reminded me of the college thing.

Lest folks think I'm just seeking good news, my college town is a shadow of its former population. Lots less students around, traffic light for this time of year.

That means the Dorm Votes aren't there this year.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)

95 Ah, I see how she is justifying this. The 25th amendment allows Congress to replace the majority of the cabinet clause with a different set of people.

The trick is that the clause still says the VP must agree to it, even if it is something other than the cabinet.

I still wonder why is she bringing this up now? Where is the political advantage?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (5p7BC)

96 Tossed ever request to vote by mail, fill out and send in to get your ballot.
No thanks, I'll craw over broken glass and do it in person.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (OjZpE)

97 My Rona experience was a Nothingburger, to the point I never mentioned it.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (bCLt0)

98 #46 Damn right there will never be a Conservative speaker again! Over our dead bodies as that is the hill we'll die on!

Posted by: GoPe at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (rZD6k)

99 I absolutely will vote in person for Trump and my governor. Do not trust any other method.

**************

I noticed something interesting, maybe I just hadn't noticed before, but a lot of polling centers this year are at churches.

A TON of them actually, and churches I know are conservative too. I think WHERE you vote in person is really important too. I'm going to check with the conservative politically active locals to see if there's a particular polling center I can go to that I know isn't going to fuck around with my ballot.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Bitchslapping The Left at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (+dsLj)

100 Let's start writing the history books now. What a fun time to write about.

Posted by: iandeal at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (vgGyZ)

101 89 I absolutely will vote in person for Trump and my governor. Do not trust any other method.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)

Me neither. I am debating whether or not I should vote early.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (HabA/)

102 "You cannot repeal or modify a part of the Constitution with legislation, but only a new constitutional amendment, * or by ruling of a district court judge, or a 3-judge circuit panel, or an en banc circuit panel, or a majority vote in SCOTUS.*"

ace, I believe the phrase here is "fixed it for you", or FIFY

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (OTzUX)

103 Section 4. Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

So while I don't see how you can get around the Vice President needing to be on board, if Congress passes a law (and I think the President signs it) cutting out the cabinet and replacing their role with some other body, that appears to me to be ok with the 25th.
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (vPQQc)

No, you can't amend an amendment via legislation.

To change the wording of the 25th amendment (VP needs to initiate, majority of cabinet needs to approve, then they notify House & Senate that VP has assumed power), you'd need to pass another amendment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (cnTJD)

104 Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (GbPPJ)


Noem/Grenell 2024: Because Fuck You Even More

Noem/Grenell 2028: Admit It, You Don't Come Here for the Hunting.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (sTnpX)

105 None of it makes sense. The Senate isn't going to pass such legislation, and all you'd need to get Biden to step down is to promise him a second cup of banana pudding.

It's just more shitty political theatre from dumb asshos on the Left.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (QPbAP)

106 Satan should have her writing letters of apology to every aborted child she made possible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

107 Leading Contender In Portland Mayor Race Defends Antifa As 'Peaceful Response To The Rise of White Nationalism'

-
I'm thinking that the truth may be fudged there in a place or two.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)

108 this is a tell...they must sense that joe wont go quietly into the night...because he doesnt know the scam that theyre running here...that theyre really only running him so they can replace him with kamala

Posted by: sound awake at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (8YNUb)

109 A committee to determine the mental capacity of political opponents is literally Soviet.

And all the people cheering it on chills me to the bone.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM


***

Pelosi's Politburo

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (axyOa)

110 In other words pelosi is making a political statement/joke less than a month before the election.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (JUOKG)

111 I think I was just as surprised that Bob Dole tweets at his age, as I was his honest take here on the Debate Commission.

@SenatorDole

The Commission on Presidential Debates is supposedly bipartisan w/ an equal number of Rs and Ds. I know all of the Republicans and most are friends of mine. I am concerned that none of them support @realDonaldTrump. A biased Debate Commission is unfair.
4:02 PM · Oct 9, 2020

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (FAAxO)

112 The trick is that the clause still says the VP must agree to it, even if it is something other than the cabinet.

I still wonder why is she bringing this up now? Where is the political advantage?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (5p7BC)


Maybe she thinks she has something on Pence. I have no idea what that would be, though.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (A1UwY)

113 100 Let's start writing the history books now. What a fun time to write about.
Posted by: iandeal at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (vgGyZ)

Most of what is going on now won't be unearthed by historians for another 50 years - the Deep State stuff especially.

If the Dems win, it might remain buried forever.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (HabA/)

114 > 84 Did no one nood?

Ahem

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (3H9h1)

115 I'd vote for Grenell and Noem in 2024. Actually Pence/Grenell might be a good combo - the reverse of Trump/Pence.

Posted by: IC at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (a0IVu)

116 MY polling place is a Church, and it moved this year, from another church. Of course I live in an area where every block has a church on it. It's great.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (bCLt0)

117 The real power behind Nancy is husband, Paul, and son Paul Jr., both of whom (IMHO) are up to their eyeballs in graft and corruption, including the Ukraine business, and China.

Just my $.02 worth

Posted by: Attila the spoiler at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (w7KSn)

118 Good for Bob Dole.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (HwiWi)

119 Pence/Noem

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (CLteG)

120 Disagree, this is about removing Biden. They think they can get enough fraudulent votes and get Biden in the white house. This gives them the excuse to remove him. Dementia patients tend to get a mean streak in them when you question there skills. He would not willingly step down. They might think they could do this to Trump, but this is about getting Biden out.

Posted by: Picric at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (nonGu)

121 For those with the practical choice, I'd say vote in person on Election Day, absolutely.

If one is in the GOTV system, this means possibly being hassled for the next 3 weeks, but worth it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (OTzUX)

122
So while I don't see how you can get around the Vice President needing to be on board, if Congress passes a law (and I think the President signs it) cutting out the cabinet and replacing their role with some other body, that appears to me to be ok with the 25th.
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (vPQQc)

Sorry, I misread your comment, you were right. I thought you were saying that Congress can modify the 25th to say that they get to decide when president is incapacitated.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (cnTJD)

123 Trump has ruined her... Probably more than anyone else in Washington.

Posted by: HB at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (nzKWW)

124 It would be funny if the drugs they're feeding Joe have propped him up enough for him to realize what he's being used for, and he and DOCTOR Jill are trying to cling to power.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (LXTiX)

125 Eh, I don't know. Biden's been a creature of the
party his whole life; would they really need to go to those lengths to
"persuade" him to step down in favor of Kamala?



Then again, I can't imagine what Pelosi thinks this will accomplish while Trump's in office, so who knows.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 05:40 PM (A1UwY)

---
Joe Biden does what Dr. Jill says.

She would love being president and ruling through him.

Harris and Pelosi know this, hence the move.

They also think this hurts Trump, but it doesn't, instead it focuses attention on Biden's weakness because Trump is self-evidently healthy and doing great after beating the disease.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

126 No, you can't amend an amendment via legislation.

To change the wording of the 25th amendment (VP needs to initiate, majority of cabinet needs to approve, then they notify House & Senate that VP has assumed power), you'd need to pass another amendment.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (cnTJD)

The amendment specifically says it doesn't have to be the cabinet. Instead it says it has to be the VP and a majority of the cabinet, OR some other body that Congress specifies by law.

Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (vPQQc)

127 95 Dave - not sure anyone could even guess why she let that cat out of the bag.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (OjZpE)

128 What President would sign this in to law?

Posted by: Attila the spoiler at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (w7KSn)

129 White nationalism in Portland OR??

Yeah right, prove it

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (GIeIM)

130 If you can remove a president for being in an 'altered state' you could get him drunk and legally remove him, no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

131 Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (GbPPJ)

==============
Living as I do in a Socialist Utopia College Town, this bumper sticker works very well for me.

Posted by: Hawaiian Trained Obama Judges at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (VtXra)

132 I still wonder why is she bringing this up now? Where is the political advantage?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (5p7BC)


My guess? A) She's trying to drum up enthusiasm among the hard-left by throwing out these symbolic acts, and B) they want to strongly hint that they're going to remove Biden to try and sway "moderate" voters who don't like Trump, but think Biden is falling apart.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (sTnpX)

133 43 You know now I want to see another Presidential debate, DJT telling Sundowner Joe that could be epic
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (OjZpE)

Wouldn't it be great if PDT brought that up? OMG!

After capturing Biden's confused face, pan to DOCTOR Jill.




Posted by: Marybeth at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (4pK1/)

134 Trump getting COVID is playing out like Paul Atreides taking the Water of Life.

Honestly, I've never seen anything like Trump. I just shake my head and smile every time.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (OUMaO)

135 111 I think I was just as surprised that Bob Dole tweets at his age, as I was his honest take here on the Debate Commission.

@SenatorDole

The Commission on Presidential Debates is supposedly bipartisan w/ an equal number of Rs and Ds. I know all of the Republicans and most are friends of mine. I am concerned that none of them support @realDonaldTrump. A biased Debate Commission is unfair.
4:02 PM Oct 9, 2020
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 05:45 PM (FAAxO)

--Sure it's not Liz Dole?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (oZuI0)

136 The amendment specifically says it doesn't have to be the cabinet. Instead it says it has to be the VP and a majority of the cabinet, OR some other body that Congress specifies by law.
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (vPQQc)

yes, you're right. I misread your initial comment. I retract my comment correcting you.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (cnTJD)

137 Hey if you get a chance Wendy wine mom is really fun to hang out with

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (GIeIM)

138 I doubt it was Trump's diagnosis. She probably started pulling the mask over her nose when Nadler ate an entire herd of cattle and then dropped that rancid deuce in his giant trousers right next to her. PU!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (eXmcp)

139 Another Pelosi stunt.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (nxdel)

140 >>>Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.



I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (VWp7G)

141 > 128 What President would sign this in to law?

Biden

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (3H9h1)

142 122
So while I don't see how you can get around the Vice President needing to be on board, if Congress passes a law (and I think the President signs it) cutting out the cabinet and replacing their role with some other body, that appears to me to be ok with the 25th.
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:41 PM (vPQQc)

Sorry, I misread your comment, you were right. I thought you were saying that Congress can modify the 25th to say that they get to decide when president is incapacitated.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (cnTJD)

Sorry Harry. We are posting past each other.

Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (vPQQc)

143 Dr. T: "Eh, I don't know. Biden's been a creature of the party his whole life; would they really need to go to those lengths to 'persuade' him to step down in favor of Kamala?"

Biden's led around like a puppy. He may not know, some days, that he's even running for the presidency. If they told him, "Joe, in order to get your evening snack, you have to sign these papers to hand over power to Kamala," he'd do it.

Biden really isn't all there. He's standing up to no one. Actually, to be precise, he'll stand up to someone if his handlers tell him to. That's how in control Biden is of Biden.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (HhXSr)

144 My polling place used to be a monastery.
My new polling place is a church.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (uCoHM)

145 I need to blame somebody for this old bitch having the power that she has, so I am going to blame Paul Ryan.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (4Z9Y3)

146 I still like DeSantis/Noem 2024.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (oZuI0)

147 Leading Contender In Portland Mayor Race Defends Antifa As 'Peaceful Response To The Rise of White Nationalism'

==

Every word out of their pie hole is a colossal lie. It's truly amazing the lies they can peddle without spontaneously combusting or having lightening strike them on the spot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (FAAxO)

148 I wonder what emotion is a stronger driver to the polls, anger or fear?

Because if it's anger, Biden be fucked. I've never been so pissed off in my life over the left, while at the same time enthusiastic to vote FOR someone rather than the usual voting the lesser of two evils.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Your Love Snuggles at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)

Spite. Spite is the most powerful.

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (GbPPJ)


Keith Olberman did a video yesterday basically saying round up Trump and all of his supporters, prosecute, convict and "remove from our society". And, he's got thousands of angry commenters loving every word of it.
https://youtu.be/nzFtT4yKiZY

There's a lot of hate on the left. No doubt, it's plenty to motivate voters. But, that's a very small percentage. In my area? Sure, people hate Trump. But are they angry enough to consider him over Joe? Or are they going to find something else to do Tuesday?

On our side, we not only have anger, but fear. Besides people in blue states having their lives destroyed as a political stunt, they're facing blm/antifa. If they've got anything left, it might be burned to the ground.

Sadly, I know too many people that really believe Trump bungled the covid response, because their only source for news is CNN.

Sure, Nancy was more concerned with impeachment and the SOTU address, and pre-existing conditions (still on her website for people that actually have the brains to go search for it) well into February. But a month's as good as a year to those with room temp IQ's.

I'm banking on this all being the ultimate gaslight, which has been going on for 4 years. The pollsters have nothing to lose. The MSM has nothing to lose. The celebrities have nothing to lose. The DNC has nothing to lose.

We have everything to lose.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (8B6Ng)

149 >>Trump 2020: Because Fuck You Again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 09, 2020 05:37 PM (GbPPJ)

Oh yes@ Definitely this phrase will be playing through my head while I mark.my ballot and feed it into the machine.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (Z/jzm)

150 Joe Biden does what Dr. Jill says.

She would love being president and ruling through him.

Harris and Pelosi know this, hence the move.

They also think this hurts Trump, but it doesn't, instead it focuses attention on Biden's weakness because Trump is self-evidently healthy and doing great after beating the disease.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

By the way, is this a thing now? Anyone with a professional doctorate can be called Dr.? Not just people with PhD's and medical doctorates (MD's, DO's, whatever)?

Because if so, then I hereby demand the horde address me as Doctor Harry Paratestes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (cnTJD)

151 White nationalism in Portland OR??

Yeah right, prove it
Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (GIeIM)


As I understand it, Oregon actually did have a significant white supremacist presence decades ago. The town was pretty damn racist in the 50s and earlier.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (sTnpX)

152 I think I was just as surprised that Bob Dole tweets at his age, as I was his honest take here on the Debate Commission.

___

TBH I was surprised he was still alive.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (22mNy)

153 Biden sorta reminds me of Theoden King under the thrall of Saruman.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:50 PM (bCLt0)

154 Maybe it is Nanzi doing the Jedi mind trick for those reluctant to vote for a frail Sundowner Joe
" This is not the person your voting for"

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:50 PM (OjZpE)

155 Trump needs to sign an executive order that allows him to determine the fitness of Representatives and remove them if necessary

Posted by: 29Victor at October 09, 2020 05:50 PM (BJKQV)

156 Norm/ my boner -2024!

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:50 PM (GIeIM)

157 Missed the last thread, but FWIW:

I think the best and most reliable polls out there in the country right now are the viewing numbers for the NBA, the NFL, Hollywood woke movies about pedophilia, nonexistent lines @ movie theaters, etc.

The general population has gotten their fill of woke. I think all these non-woke folks are going to crawl over all the broken glass the Dems are throwing out, to vote for Trump.

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (tQL7r)

158 tubal that is good

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (OjZpE)

159 120 Disagree, this is about removing Biden. They think they can get enough fraudulent votes and get Biden in the white house. This gives them the excuse to remove him. Dementia patients tend to get a mean streak in them when you question there skills. He would not willingly step down. They might think they could do this to Trump, but this is about getting Biden out.
Posted by: Picric at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (nonGu)

I agree. Biden has wanted to be president forever. I'm sure he still thinks he can do the job. My dad was not senile and yet he stubbornly continued to drive even after it was clear he shouldn't have been driving. (Fortunately, he didn't go very far or ever get into an accident but it was like being in a car with Mr. Magoo driving). Biden's not going to just go along with it in hopes of getting an extra helping of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (HabA/)

160 129 White nationalism in Portland OR??

Yeah right, prove it
Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:47 PM (GIeIM)

Pick any given state.

You could fit all of the White Nationalists in it into a Waffle House.

It's like being afraid of the Flat Earth Society - the membership is about the same.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (O4K4J)

161 --Sure it's not Liz Dole?

==

No, I just checked again. Senator Bob Dole. I don't know how to link to actual twatter posts or I'd put it here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (FAAxO)

162 Sorry Harry. We are posting past each other.
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (vPQQc)

No need to apologize, it's my fault for reading half a comment then filling in the rest in my mind without fully reading what I'm replying to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (cnTJD)

163 >>>Biden's led around like a puppy.



That's been his entire career. Led around by Kennedy, led around by Obama, led around by Pelosi. The man has never done anything on his own on 102 years as a politician.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (VWp7G)

164 Hopefully Pelosi joins RBG in hell soon.
Posted by: trev006 at October 09, 2020 05:34 PM (yn8Y9)


Speaking of the croaked harridan, do any of you have mentally ill neighbors with yard signs of a drawing of the old shrew?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (y7DUB)

165 By the way, is this a thing now? Anyone with a professional doctorate can be called Dr.? Not just people with PhD's and medical doctorates (MD's, DO's, whatever)?

Because if so, then I hereby demand the horde address me as Doctor Harry Paratestes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (cnTJD)


I was always under the impression that you only referred to Ph.D's as "doctor" in settings related to their area of expertise. So you'd only refer to a historian as "Doctor Smith" when in a setting where he was discussing history (such as a lecture or the like).

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (sTnpX)

166 Sounds like Bob Dole is pretty sharp, if that's him tweeting.

With Trump at 90%+ approval with Republicans, NONE of this commission is pro-Trump?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

167
#151
So 3 generations ago?

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (GIeIM)

168 139
Another Pelosi stunt.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 05:48 PM (nxdel)

---
She's doing this rather than voting on COVID relief.

All her vulnerable reps are hating on her hard right now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

169 TBH I was surprised he was still alive.

He seemed barely alive at the Inauguration. That was years ago. Tough old guy.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (2nFxy)

170 162 Sorry Harry. We are posting past each other.
Posted by: Chris not rock at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (vPQQc)

No need to apologize, it's my fault for reading half a comment then filling in the rest in my mind without fully reading what I'm replying to.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (cnTJD)

Jesus, get a room already!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

171 clack clack click
*shifts side to side*

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy's dentures at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

172 -Sure it's not Liz Dole?

==

No, I just checked. It's Bob Dole. I don't know how to link to the twatterz or I'd put it here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (FAAxO)

173 Nearly 50,000 voters received incorrect absentee ballots in the county
that is home to Ohio's capital, elections officials said Friday as they
promised corrected ballots would be mailed within 72 hours.




See how well mail in voting works, comrades?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (7cRoz)

174 While the US is a young country, we actually have the second longest (after Great Britain, I think) surviving government under the same Constitutional structure.


Oldest. Great Britain doesn't have a Constitution, and they've made major revisions to their understanding (like, hey, the King ain't all that) in the years since our Constitution.

We have the oldest continuous government on Earth. For now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (q2K0j)

175 Hey Guys...


Somebody just came out with a great idea...

'Buy White Friday', to assist you in your efforts to support white owned businesses.











Oh.....wait.




That's Buy Black Friday.

My bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (3D/fK)

176
#156 Noem

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (GIeIM)

177 I am going to blame Paul Ryan.
Posted by: runner at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM

Oh that bastard I blame for a lot of the Democrats getting a foothold in the Trump administration

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (OjZpE)

178 I was always under the impression that you only referred to Ph.D's as "doctor" in settings related to their area of expertise. So you'd only refer to a historian as "Doctor Smith" when in a setting where he was discussing history (such as a lecture or the like).
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (sTnpX)

Oh, maybe.

Well Dr. Jill Biden has whatever the professional doctorate is for teachers. So not a PhD.

Same way I have a doctorate in law (JD). Also not a PhD.

I don't know any lawyers who use the salutation "Dr." in any context unless they're also PhD's or MD's.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (cnTJD)

179 It is surprising that the Democrats finally got around to reading the constitution.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (/PxzR)

180 As I understand it, Oregon actually did have a significant white supremacist presence decades ago. The town was pretty damn racist in the 50s and earlier.

I wouldn't doubt it. Idaho still has some nasty clusters of them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (sG4Hj)

181 Pixy hamsters are messing with me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (FAAxO)

182 She's just back talking Trump.
Again.
It won't work this time either.

Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (FhXTo)

183 Biden really isn't all there. He's standing up to no one. Actually, to be precise, he'll stand up to someone if his handlers tell him to. That's how in control Biden is of Biden.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (HhXSr)


I actually think they're having problems with Biden. Sure, they lead him around, but with his dementia, he thinks he's large and in charge. The crap he's still saying is mind boggling. No wonder they're not showing any of his "rallies" on the news.

"I want to see you dancing when you're 4 years older" WTAF? He's obviously smitten with Cuties. But I can certainly see him lashing out at his handlers if he thinks he's in command and saying everything right.

I'd love one more debate, because I think Trump knows what buttons to push now. Which is exactly why they're not going to let them in the same room with each other.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (8B6Ng)

184
I was always under the impression that you only referred to Ph.D's as "doctor" in settings related to their area of expertise. So you'd only refer to a historian as "Doctor Smith" when in a setting where he was discussing history (such as a lecture or the like).
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM (sTnpX)

--I didn't even like my students calling me Doctor.

I always replied Professor.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (oZuI0)

185 I still wonder why is she bringing this up now? Where is the political advantage?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 05:43 PM (5p7BC)


Simplest answer is, really, she's absolutely trying to signal to Democrat Party power brokers, the intent to remove Biden.

I don't think it makes sense to interpret this as a response to anything Trump is doing or has been doing. Nothing in the past week has suggested Trump isn't up to the job, regardless of what anybody speculated about.

I think they're losing core support, and need to offer reassurances.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (hku12)

186 He seemed barely alive at the Inauguration. That was years ago. Tough old guy.


Nazi machine guns couldn't kill him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

187 "It fell below her nose for almost he entire statement"

What she had to say was more important than any mask.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (+y8uL)

188 >>> I am going to blame Paul Ryan.



Evergreen response.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (VWp7G)

189 Actually around Halloween is a good time to have a picture of RBG in your yard...

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (HwiWi)

190 Why did Biden run for President in the past besides campaign grift? He never seemed that ambitious.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (PUmDY)

191 Maybe it is Nanzi doing the Jedi mind trick for those reluctant to vote for a frail Sundowner Joe

" This is not the person your voting for"

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 05:50 PM (OjZpE)

---
Yes, and Pence laid waste to her, correctly pointing out how she did nothing for the black community.

The way he just pleasantly, methodically churned forward was a masterclass in getting the message in.

In fact, the way the moderator tried to shut him up, only highlighted what he was saying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

192 tits in your lap
tits in your lap
lookin' like a fool
with your tits in your lap

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

193 She probably started pulling the mask over her nose when Nadler ate an
entire herd of cattle and then dropped that rancid deuce in his giant
trousers right next to her. PU!


I get no takers anymore on my "here, pull this finger" shtick. Sigh.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (EgshT)

194 But he shows the need for us to create a process for future presidents."

I'm right here, you know!

Posted by: The Constitution at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (2nFxy)

195
Oh that bastard I blame for a lot of the Democrats getting a foothold in the Trump administration
Posted by: Skip at October 0

Yeah...it's a useless exercise and not helpful , BUT IT'S HIS FAULT!!!

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (4Z9Y3)

196 >> White nationalism in Portland OR??

Well, just look at the race of all those Antifa/BLM'rs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (3H9h1)

197 189 Actually around Halloween is a good time to have a picture of RBG in your yard...
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (HwiWi)


And a Cauldron.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (bCLt0)

198 >>>I always replied Professor.



Have them call you Mister Doctor Professor LogProf

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (VWp7G)

199 Pick any given state.

You could fit all of the White Nationalists in it into a Waffle House.

It's like being afraid of the Flat Earth Society - the membership is about the same.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 09, 2020 05:51 PM


Nah. It would take at least 2.7 Waffle Houses for the White Nationalists. Remember, you've got to accommodate all the Top. Men. infiltrating undercovers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (DMUuz)

200 Is this nasty old hag preparing the way to remove... Biden?





Pay the man.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

201 --I didn't even like my students calling me Doctor.

I always replied Professor.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (oZuI0)

Yeah, I have colleagues who put "Esq." or "MBA" after their names in LinkedIn profiles and email signatures and stuff. I find that super pretentious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (cnTJD)

202 Nearly 50,000 voters received incorrect absentee ballots in the county that is home to Ohio's capital, elections officials said Friday as they promised corrected ballots would be mailed within 72 hours.

Fucking DeWine. Not only is he like Katshit's third term but Ohio already had a Retchin Whitless "kidnapping" preview by Amy Acton receiving "death threats".

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (y7DUB)

203 179 It is surprising that the Democrats finally got around to reading the constitution.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (/PxzR)

__

TBF their version includes a lot of extra things like free health care, abortion on demand, etc. It takes a while to get to the amendments.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (22mNy)

204 By the way, is this a thing now? Anyone with a professional doctorate can be called Dr.? Not just people with PhD's and medical doctorates (MD's, DO's, whatever)?

Because if so, then I hereby demand the horde address me as Doctor Harry Paratestes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (cnTJD)


Just to be clear, I do in fact have a Ph.D., and the diploma to prove it.

Though I'm not sure where the diploma is at the moment. I think I'm using it to balance a leg on my card table.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (A1UwY)

205 anything that pelosi does outside the bounds of her power, trump can do too.

trump should appoint a commission on monitoring congressional leadership mental acuity and word slurring

Posted by: official redcheckmark




I agree with you that it would be nice for Trump to be able to do so. The problem is the Constitution does allow for such a commission to be created regarding the president, but nowhere in the Constitution allow the president to do so for congress.

Of course, the Constitution doesn't say that congress gets the only say in the president's ability to discharge his duties. The VP still has to agree with the commission's recommendation. That's where Nanzi's effort goes off the rails.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (BM2fS)

206 Boom!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 09, 2020 05:31 PM (cfSRQ)
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Ka-

Posted by: Axeman at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (Eicbe)

207 Paul Ryan, what a pos that guy turned out to be.

*spit*

Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2020 05:56 PM (jUVms)

208 Because if so, then I hereby demand the horde address me as Doctor Harry Paratestes.


Fine. As long as you call me Master Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (q2K0j)

209 Has Crazy Nancy ever been asked if she will ever acknowledge the legitimacy of a Republican president or if conservatives have the right to participate in the election of a president?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (wo9ic)

210 Is this nasty old hag preparing the way to remove... Biden?
.......

If so...
Kamalama better hire more bodyguards and food tasters.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

211 If she weren't the Speaker of the House--with access to a gubmint airplane loaded up with the finest of booze, I'd say this 80 year old broad has been nipping at the cooking sherry again.

What a pantload of horse manure she is.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (NVDjf)

212
Harris was the establishment D's first choice. She bombed and they concocted this to get her in.

That they might possibly get to use it on Trump in January is just a bonus.
Posted by: G. Gnome at October 09, 2020 05:35 PM (OQcPl)







This.

KamelToe was always the donk commie cocksucker establishment candidate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (EGyGV)

213 Trump to give White House balcony speech on Saturday.

Oh no! He's Mussolini!

He really knows how to troll them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (xPl2J)

214 208 Because if so, then I hereby demand the horde address me as Doctor Harry Paratestes.


Fine. As long as you call me Master Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (q2K0j)

Tsar tubal.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (bCLt0)

215 Nearly 50,000 voters received incorrect absentee ballots in the county

that is home to Ohio's capital, elections officials said Friday as they

promised corrected ballots would be mailed within 72 hours.

===
NOT ABSENTEE.

VOTE BY MAIL BALLOTS.

BIG HUGE DIFFERENCE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (pw+jk)

216 It's that time on a friday afternoon!!!


I WANNA BE SEDATED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2020 05:58 PM (W2Pud)

217 Trump mailed it in that twit

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2020 05:58 PM (6ZXav)

218 pelosi will find out that hell has a basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division





Hillary is going to discover that Hell's basement has a 15 mile deep diamond mine with a busted elevator and a hermetically sealable lid, which is occupied by Hell's most evil demons.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 05:58 PM (BM2fS)

219 Fine. As long as you call me Master Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (q2K0j)

Snatch master. Got it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2020 05:58 PM (cnTJD)

220 Cuomo now wants you to eat with your mask on, only pulling it down between bites. He also wants to force teachers and students to take COVID tests. Next will be forced vaccination or you lose your job or right to attend school.

This is what tyranny looks like.

But yeah, vote for Biden so you can have more of this.

It would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 09, 2020 05:58 PM (pfB/i)

221 The clause she's relying on is "or of such other body as Congress may by law provide".

This isn't really about Trump. The Senate won't pass, and Trump won't sign, a law creating such a body. So this is dead unless and until Trump has left office.

What they're doing is teeing up a mechanism for removing Biden (assuming he wins) and replacing him with Harris. They can't SAY that, obviously, so they're starting it now to make it look like it's about Trump.

Posted by: Charles Kalina at October 09, 2020 05:59 PM (qI2YE)

222 NOT ABSENTEE.

VOTE BY MAIL BALLOTS.

BIG HUGE DIFFERENCE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (pw+jk)


Must... Lie. Must... not... stop...

Posted by: MSM at October 09, 2020 05:59 PM (8B6Ng)

223 > I am going to blame Paul Ryan.



Evergreen response.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:54 PM (VWp7G)


Always in my wheelhouse. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 09, 2020 05:59 PM (y7DUB)

224 Asshoes: "TBH I was surprised he was still alive."

Apparently, Bob Dole has Abe Vigoda's blood.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 09, 2020 05:59 PM (HhXSr)

225 OT

I have got my 78yo uncle deadlifting 144 at a bw of 162 With perfect form.

He is former USMC so no surprise

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 05:59 PM (GIeIM)

226 It would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.


It'd be a shame to scratch a perfectly good safe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

227 218, I feel sorry for the demons.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 09, 2020 06:00 PM (PUmDY)

228 220 Well of course he would since Newsom came up with it first Murphy in NJ will follow along now to

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:00 PM (HwiWi)

229 220 Cuomo now wants you to eat with your mask on, only pulling it down between bites.
========

Sounds like he has been talking to newsome.

Posted by: HB at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (nzKWW)

230 It would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 09, 2020 05:58 PM (pfB/i)


We have a special sale on safes, anvils and grand pianos through the month of October.

Use the code #mymovingmen for an extra 10% off this week only.

Posted by: Acme Products at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (8B6Ng)

231 Nancy's latest orange-floral print number was a doozy. Mark Levin said she looked like she was wearing someone's old sofa on her face.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (3P/5p)

-----------

Still more practical than an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (txMwu)

232 What have Democrat's done since they took over the House?. I mean, besides try to impeach Trump which they said they wouldn't do to get elected.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (pfB/i)

233 How does Nazi avoid getting called a crazed drunken bitch by everyone who sees her

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (wo9ic)

234 Trump to give White House balcony speech on Saturday.

Oh no! He's Mussolini!

He really knows how to troll them.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (xPl2J)
.......

I hope he dresses accordingly: sunglasses and epaulets.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

235 228 220 Well of course he would since Newsom came up with it first Murphy in NJ will follow along now to
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:00 PM (HwiWi)

And yet, all referenced states will vote Dem in a big way. Apparently no shit sandwich is too big to eat for some people.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:02 PM (bCLt0)

236 I wonder if she is using this as a negotiation tactic to get leverage over Trump in regards to the Stimulus Bill.

The election stuff she wanted hopefully was perishable. Therefore delays hurt her for this election cycle.

Posted by: Greange at October 09, 2020 06:02 PM (Fj9uq)

237 "Fine. As long as you call me Master Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (q2K0j)

Tsar tubal."


Just 'Apprentice' amongst my close friends.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2020 06:02 PM (3D/fK)

238 For the record, all the neighborhood girls addressed me as "Dr. Feelgood" when we played Doctor.

My word as a Duncanthrax.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2020 06:02 PM (DMUuz)

239 > We have the oldest continuous government on Earth. For now.

A lot of Europe is post-Cold War. A lot of what isn't is post-WWII. Or post-WWI. Or post-Napoleon. Same in Asia. The other American states all have a long history of coups, except Canada, which wasn't even really a country until the 20th century.

In the time we've existed, France has gone through FIVE failed republics. Five. I'm counting the current one as failed because we all know it's circling the drain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 09, 2020 06:02 PM (yOLiK)

240 Trump to give White House balcony speech on Saturday.

He'll kill half of the Grandmas in DC!!! The Wu can travel for miles from that balcony!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 09, 2020 06:02 PM (EgshT)

241 And she might get away with it too if not for us meddling kids!

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

242 I think it's one of two things; either she knows Creepy Joe is so far behind that she cant believe it and has no recourse but to look foolish as always or that Pedo Joe is going to be frauded in and this will be her way to remove him immediately.

Either way it's a farce and should be met with laughter.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (atPtb)

243 I hope he dresses accordingly: sunglasses and epaulets.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

I want Melania to come out and sing like Evita.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

244
It would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.

Tragic kiln accident.

Posted by: Banned is arty at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (1pz4W)

245 It would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.

************

That's why I feel like Michigan is a significant bellwether, it will signal whether we had enough of this shit or if the populace has become so complacent and soyfested that they are perfectly fine with being dildo fucked in the ass by a deranged Eva Braun.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Bitchslapping The Left at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (+dsLj)

246 It sickens me that this bitch twat is allowed to wheel any power or effect my life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (85Gof)

247 Trump will be in Sanford, FL on Monday.

If you want tickets:

https://tinyurl.com/yy3c5agp

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

248 At this stage, I just think Pelosi is worried about dying in prison.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (yOLiK)

249

Call me Dr Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (GIeIM)

250 I will not vote in this bullshit extra week King Gregory I of the House of Abbott decreed out of whole cloth, only because I do not trust what might happen in that extra week.

HOWEVER...

When the LEGIT voting period begins, as it gets closer to Election Day, and little if anything can happen, I'll throw in my vote.

And make DAMN SURE TO GO DOWN BALLOT.

That evil woman from San Francisco needs to go, and if her evil voters won't send her packing, at the very least, she CAN be ejected from the Speaker's chair.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (3DJkT)

251 SO PDT always Said they had HRC emails & the Pants Shitters brigade excuse the PUN Poo Pooed that

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (fKyOp)

252 Is she in jeopardy of losing the House?
This is such a desperate, power-grabbing move on her part I wonder what she thinks this can do for her.

Would she try to impeach Trump if Trump wins, and make her move before the next Congress in sworn in?

Is there some benefit to this power if the election results are still murky weeks after election day -- say, to declare Trump "crazy" or "unfit" should he declare himself the winner?

She's crazy, but we've learned that Democrats play the long game, and things that were inexplicable at the time turn out to be them setting the table for later, brazen power grabs.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

253 t would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.

Tragic kiln accident.
Posted by: Banned is arty at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (1pz4W)


You know, axes fall out of the sky all the time...might happen.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (w2LAm)

254 Missed the last thread.

2016 shy trump voter was due to personal and professional ebarrassment"

2020 shy trump voter is due to personal and professional safety.

There's more if those this year

Posted by: Bif at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (jv4wp)

255 Speaking of beautiful First Ladies, how is Melania doing? Anyone know?

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (bCLt0)

256 Trump to give White House balcony speech on Saturday.


You know who else gave balcony speeches, don't you?

Posted by: The MSM at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

257 If you want to know why the Democrats are talking 25th Amendment again it is because they are scared shitless that Trump will declassify *everything* regarding Russiagate & Ukrainegate.

This allows them to change the subject from their crimes to we must impeach the madman Trump, who is releasing national secrets, to save the country!!!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (FBrfY)

258 The bill would set up a commission to assess the president's ability to lead the country

She'll slip in a little rider which will allow the House to take out the Pres and Vice Pres at once which leaves.... well, look at that!

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (8eSmR)

259 Politburro.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (RuIsu)

260 Next up, Red Nationalists will kidnap Cuomo and water board that fucker with cans of tomato sauce.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 09, 2020 06:05 PM (pfB/i)

261 My guess is that Melania at her age and state of health was never in any danger

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:05 PM (HwiWi)

262 Cuomo now wants you to eat with your mask on, only pulling it down between bites.


What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Your unwashed hands at October 09, 2020 06:05 PM (EgshT)

263 Trump's visit on Limbaugh's show ( the bit I heard) was very good. He should do another one.

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2020 06:05 PM (4Z9Y3)

264
I hope he dresses accordingly: sunglasses and epaulets.


Produces a pistol and fires it into the air.

Posted by: Banned at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (1pz4W)

265 If Trump loses, then he should sign that bill. His parting gift to president elect Slow Joe.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (22mNy)

266 I hope he dresses accordingly: sunglasses and epaulets.



Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

I want Melania to come out and sing like Evita.


Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (xPl2J)


Yes! And medals too lots and lots of medals. Any dictator would his salt has lots of medals!


Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

267 She'll slip in a little rider which will allow the House to take out the Pres and Vice Pres at once which leaves.... well, look at that!

--

In there somewhere will also be amnesty. Because it's stuffed into everything that witch puts forth!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (FAAxO)

268 Trump,should pull a Duterte, come out packing an M4.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (bCLt0)

269 264 Trump and the GOP's re-election campaign is an utter train wreck at this point.
Posted by: President Shit for Brains at October 09, 2020 06:05 PM (Taiez)

__

So original. Do you have any other cool insight like that?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (22mNy)

270 Who was the original wine mom?

That chick on the tv show Dallas??

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (GIeIM)

271 152 I think I was just as surprised that Bob Dole tweets at his age, as I was his honest take here on the Debate Commission.

___

TBH I was surprised he was still alive.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 05:49 PM (22mNy)

I knew he was still among the living because when Bob Dole dies, it will be a big deal that the media won't even be able to paper over.

He and Mr. Bush were political rivals, especially when fighting over the presidential nomination in 1988, but what Mr. Dole did when Bush was lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda speaks volumes. I have nothing but mad respect for that guy. He could barely walk but insisted on standing up and saluting at Mr. Bush's coffin?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2020 06:07 PM (3DJkT)

272 Prezzy on Old Yeller!

Posted by: Banned at October 09, 2020 06:07 PM (1pz4W)

273 Posted by: President Shit for Brains at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (Taiez)



The Butthurt is strong in you.

Posted by: The MSM at October 09, 2020 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

274 Sue Ellen liked the hard stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 09, 2020 06:07 PM (PUmDY)

275 http://player.listenlive.co/25111
Thought so, DJT is on Levin right now

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:07 PM (OjZpE)

276 You know who else gave balcony speeches, don't you?
Posted by: The MSM at October 09, 2020 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

___

FDR? Obama? Carter?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (22mNy)

277 just a political stunt for her brain dead followers,

however

if in some alternative universe Biden wins, then they could get rid of him using the 25th, getting the candidate they really want (or at least want more than Biden) and then they can pat themselves on the back for being 'nonpartisan' and removing a member of the same party

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (uS2EJ)

278 Larry O'Connor
@LarryOConnor
This is EXACTLY what Anthony Weiner did when he claimed he was hacked.
Exactly.

Quote Tweet
Mark Dice
@MarkDice · 1h
BREAKING: Presidential Debate moderator Steve Scully (@SteveScully) deleted his account after getting caught conspiring against Trump by posting a tweet meant as a DM, and then claiming he was "hacked."
3:01 PM · Oct 9, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (FBrfY)

279 253 t would be a shame if a safe fell on Cuomo.

Tragic kiln accident.
Posted by: Banned is arty at October 09, 2020 06:03 PM (1pz4W)

...

Animal house references should never pass by without acknowledgement.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (yL25O)

280 How long is the list of sane Democrats?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (wo9ic)

281 How about I eat your kidneys after Democrats lose the election? I promise I'll only roast them in your open chest as your still live body spins on a spit.

K?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (pfB/i)

282 This stunt is just soy-based Beyond Meat™ for the looney base.

Posted by: Miklosian Observations S.r.o.o at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)

283 >>> 214 208 Because if so, then I hereby demand the horde address me as Doctor Harry Paratestes.


Fine. As long as you call me Master Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (q2K0j)

Tsar tubal.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:57 PM (bCLt0)

I will accept an acquiescent "My liege" preferably while one bows.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2020 06:08 PM (l6b3d)

284 267--Yes! And medals too lots and lots of medals. Any dictator would his salt has lots of medals!

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (gmo/4)
-----------------------------
Can he have a parrot like Hugo Chavez?
Please, pretty please!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2020 06:09 PM (M/9m0)

285 Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (22mNy)

Don't cut and paste troll comments.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 09, 2020 06:09 PM (xT2tT)

286 How long is the list of sane Democrats?

--

It won't take long. Count to zero.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 06:09 PM (FAAxO)

287 If Trump loses, then he should sign that bill. His parting gift to president elect Slow Joe.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (22mNy)

He's be saving Punchy's life if you think about it...without the escape clause Kamala would be forced to use the business end of a Mike Lindell My Pillow over Joe's face while he's taking his afternoon nap - you know, for the best sleep in the whole wide world, like forever.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2020 06:09 PM (w2LAm)

288 Gotta say the idea of Trump Rex gives me a little, uh, tingle.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (bCLt0)

289 Nearly 50,000 voters received incorrect absentee ballots in the county
that is home to Ohio's capital, elections officials said Friday as they
promised corrected ballots would be mailed within 72 hours.




See how well mail in voting works, comrades?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM

I mean, those 50,000 ballots will still be sent and counted too, mind you. Because every vote must count.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (OssQ4)

290

The "other such body as Congress may by law provide" is in there. That would allow Congress, by law, to set up another "body" to "trigger" the 2/3 vote in Congress, but the Vice President still has to initiate it.

Note how high a burden the 25th sets. The Vice-President (of the same party and ticket) must initiate. Then the cabinet (or other body...) must agree. And then, 2/3 of both houses of Congress must agree. And then, and only then, can the VP assume the powers against the President's will.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (rCwaK)

291 Nancy Pelosi is Satan's protege... prove me wrong.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (+YYKs)

292 >>>Don't cut and paste troll comments.



Can we cut and paste the trolls, though?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (bkUtD)

293 FDR gave his sons commissions. Trump names Don jr and Kushner Generals from the balcony... LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (HwiWi)

294 OK, Horde, you've let me down. You've told me how awful Gov. Whitmer is, but you didn't tell me how scary she looks.

She's like the Wicked Witch of Sub-Canada.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (q2K0j)

295 Sue Ellen would slap a Karen in the face.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (PUmDY)

296 120 Disagree, this is about removing Biden. They think they can get enough fraudulent votes and get Biden in the white house. This gives them the excuse to remove him. Dementia patients tend to get a mean streak in them when you question there skills. He would not willingly step down. They might think they could do this to Trump, but this is about getting Biden out.
Posted by: Picric at October 09, 2020 05:46 PM (nonGu)


I agree. There are three hurdles the remove Biden squad must get over, though.

1. Winning a majority in the Senate.

2. Getting Joe to sign the commission establishment bill to make it a law.

3. If Joe refuses to go after Kamala and the Cabinet or a commission declare him unfit, ultimately a two-thirds majority in the House and Senate must vote to remove Joe and install Kamala as Acting President.

Getting a two-thirds vote in the Senate next year is probably impossible, even with a small Dem Senate majority. Schumer will have to get 15 or so Republicans to vote to make Kamala the President.

Looks like the easiest and fastest way to get Joe out of the way is either a fatal disease or a fatal accident. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (AMIL/)

297 The 25th Amendment does allow "such other body as Congress may by law provide". The House and the Senate have to pass legislation to create the new body, and then the President has to sign the legislation. This will only happen if Trump loses and the GOP loses the Senate. If the Dems want to use this to ditch President Biden, good luck. Every Republican, in this removal scenario, should vote to keep him. Keep the Dems from getting the 2/3 they want. It would be more fun to watch him sh*t the bed every day as POTUS than it would to see Kamala in the Oval Office.

Posted by: joefl65 at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (Zg8cW)

298 So it appears the the PDC has unilaterally cancelled the 2nd debate according to FOX.
So let's recap..
The PDC has..
Selected leftist moderators for all debates.

Unilaterally changed debate terms.

Unilaterally cancelled debates.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (Cf841)

299
I will accept an acquiescent "My liege" preferably while one bows.


Will settle for "hey you who married my fool millionaire daughter half your age".

Posted by: Banned at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (1pz4W)

300 Since Trump is Putin's puppet, and Russia, Russia, Russia, I want the amount of medals on Trumps uniform during the balcony speech to surpass those of Russian generals during the Soviet era.

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

301 Trump sucks donkey balls!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (dNzKv)

302 "Oh.....wait.

That's Buy Black Friday.

My bad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2020 05:53 PM (3D/fK)"

I used to shop black owned businesses. Then white liberals came and looted them, and burned the empty buildings to the ground.

Posted by: Fringe at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (FPur3)

303 Fawn Liebowitz, taken from somebody too soon.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (RuIsu)

304 Sue Ellen wasn't a Karen, but her sister Kristen might've been.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (FAAxO)

305 Any dictator would his salt has lots of medals!

**********

Does Trump's clanging brass balls count?

Posted by: Two Veeks Vom Volling in Zee Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (+dsLj)

306 Here's that link to a DropBox with a few interesting articles on the 25th Amendment:

https://tinyurl.com/25th-Amendment-Readings

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (BM2fS)

307 294 OK, Horde, you've let me down. You've told me how awful Gov. Whitmer is, but you didn't tell me how scary she looks.

She's like the Wicked Witch of Sub-Canada.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2020 06:10 PM (q2K0j)


An early failed model Sex Android. Even the Japanese went " Oh Hell No!!"

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)

308 I'll cite this the 4th piece of evidence today that desperate people do desperate things.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (7o4Oo)

309 As I understand it, Oregon actually did have a significant white
supremacist presence decades ago. The town was pretty damn racist in the
50s and earlier.

===
I wouldn't doubt it. Idaho still has some nasty clusters of them.


My field of fucks is barren. "Racism" doesn't even have any real meaning anymore. Three-toothed sister-humping nigra haters aren't rolling out of the trailer park and burning and looting American cities.


They are free to wallow in their hatred as far as I am concerned. America, for better or for worse. I'll start to care about "rayyyycism" when it's definition includes racists from all races.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (3P/5p)

310 Ignore my last comment, my AoS account was hacked

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (dNzKv)

311 Is there some benefit to this power if the election results are still murky weeks after election day -- say, to declare Trump "crazy" or "unfit" should he declare himself the winner?

Yes. Remember the Demonic Party is a satellite organization to the Communist Chinese Party.

I predict that unless there is a clear winner, China will go kinetic post November 4th.

Say Goodbye to Taiwan's independence and possibly the Philippines.

Nancy is doing all she can to help China become the global hegemon.

Posted by: 🐧 at October 09, 2020 06:13 PM (C+evo)

312 >>>Ignore my last comment, my AoS account was hacked



From here on out, your name is Mooch.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:13 PM (bkUtD)

313 Cuomo now wants you to eat with your mask on, only pulling it down between bites.


Well in all fairness, that is probably how he fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2020 06:13 PM (85Gof)

314 Removing Biden makes the most sense of this, but she'll probably try it when Trump is reelected if the Dems hold the house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2020 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

315 Oldest. Great Britain doesn't have a Constitution, and they've made major revisions to their understanding (like, hey, the King ain't all that) in the years since our Constitution.

We have the oldest continuous government on Earth. For now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch




Didn't know that about Britain. Thanks for putting me some info.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:13 PM (BM2fS)

316 >>>Well in all fairness, that is probably how he fucks




Mask on, nipples akimbo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

317 Hold on.

What if the President elect becomes incapacitated or needs to be removed, and there isn't a cabinet yet? The cabinet has to be confirmed by the Senate.

Yeah, Biden really needs to watch out, the long knives are out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 06:14 PM (5p7BC)

318
Fawn Liebowitz, taken from somebody too soon.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:12 PM (RuIsu)

Yeah and her roommate had a nice rack.

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (gmo/4)

319 Removing Biden makes the most sense of this, but she'll probably try it when Trump is reelected if the Dems hold the house.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2020 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

She can't do anything unless her bill is signed into law. And Trump won't sign it into law.

Posted by: joefl65 at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (Zg8cW)

320
Does Trump's clanging brass balls count?
Posted by: Two Veeks Vom Volling in Zee Hay


That's how guests are summoned at State Dinners.

Posted by: Miklos, Chief of Protocols at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (QzkSJ)

321 As I understand it, Oregon actually did have a significant white supremacist presence decades ago. The town was pretty damn racist in the 50s and earlier.

Yeah Oregon was horrendous in the past, big Klan presence, huge racism. When I went to school we knew both black kids in town. By then nobody cared (in fact we all liked them, since they were friendly and easy to get along with).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (KZzsI)

322 316

Mask on, nipples akimbo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

Did anyone ever see Nipples Akimbo play anywhere??

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

323 Looks like the easiest and fastest way to get Joe out of the way is either a fatal disease or a fatal accident. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2020 06:11 PM (AMIL/)

Kamala looks like someone who could choke out a demented old man, cut him up and dump his body parts into the trash compactor - and sleep like a baby that night.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)

324 Can we have an amendment to remove the speaker?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (dNzKv)

325 She had to say that. She was lying.

Probably.

Because the moment she claimed that this wasn't about Trump, the same thing occurred to literally everyone in America:

Is this nasty old hag preparing the way to remove... Biden?
----------

I think this is one of those times when we must embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (xkSLi)

326 Watched The Outpost on Netflix

Good flick About Astan

Sad because indefensible terrain

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (GIeIM)

327 And now, for your exclusive entertainment, straight from NYC, Nipples Akimbo.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (uCoHM)

328 @SteveGuest

You can't make this up.

Joe Biden just removed his mask to cough in his hand.

Talk about unsanitary!

https://tinyurl.com/yyehxqjr

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (cF8AT)

329 Jets send all coaches, players home after positive COVID-19 test surfaces at facility

Run for your lives, boys!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (EgshT)

330 I don't know, but, maybe, just perchance, the Trump campaign could get Tara Reade out there & maybe get a few Secret Service agents who Biden molested their girlfriends to come out publicly? Maybe get a few female Secret Service agents he swam naked in front of to come out publicly? Perhaps bring up Hunter Biden's illegitimate child & the fact he was banging his dead brother's widow?

Maybe just fucking fight at the same level the Democrats do?!!! My God, the GOP is so stupid!!!

Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShow

Spoke to a little birdie with access to some internal polling: "Never seen a disconnect like this. On issue polling suburban women are with us, but they just want Trump gone and they're killing us right now."

11:56 AM · Oct 9, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (FBrfY)

331 I want to thank Presdent Obama for helping evryone thru this Trump virus crisies. Brattleboro would have not made it thru this be crisis without Presdent Obnama's courage and strenght. Thank You Presdent O boner and we still love you ...........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (nOJDr)

332 What would Dante say about the circles of hell occupied by Democrats?
While I'm on that train of thought,I think Melania is Donald's Beatrice.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (wo9ic)

333 How many years total has this deep thinker been Speaker?

And this never occurred to her before.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (XrCyE)

334 Shelly Dubinsky: Where is she now? I do mean RIGHT now!

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (RuIsu)

335 Cuomo now wants you to eat with your mask on, only pulling it down between bites.


Well in all fairness, that is probably how he fucks
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I recall that Client Elliott Spitzer always left his socks on.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a pattern at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (QzkSJ)

336 This.

KamelToe was always the donk commie cocksucker establishment candidate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur




And Harris truly believes that Hillary won't have her killed once Harris appoints Hillary VP after they remove Biden.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (BM2fS)

337 I always replied Professor.







Have them call you Mister Doctor Professor LogProf

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 05:55 PM (VWp7G)


It's Senator Lt. Col. Mister Doctor Professor LogProf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (ZQ4sC)

338 Thomas Bender: "So it appears the the PDC has unilaterally cancelled the 2nd debate according to FOX..."

And, once again, Trump has forced yet another facade to fall. Amazing what Trump has done. Historic.

People like this get their visage blasted into mountainsides.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (HhXSr)

339 Kind of surprised as go to lots of office complex with barely a dozen cars , but we seem to be very busy in construction.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (OjZpE)

340 If Biden wins cheats his way to the WH in January, he'd better check the car brakes for every trip.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2020 06:17 PM (FAAxO)

341 Did he eat/lick it?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (PUmDY)

342 >>>Did anyone ever see Nipples Akimbo play anywhere??




Really surprised no one jumped on that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

343 Hillary won't kill her because Hillary will be appointed ambassador to Lushland.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (uCoHM)

344
Jets send all coaches, players home after positive COVID-19 test surfaces at facility

Run for your lives, boys!!!


Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 09, 2020 06:16 PM (EgshT)

So the dance off against the sharks is cancelled?


Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

345 322 316

Mask on, nipples akimbo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

Did anyone ever see Nipples Akimbo play anywhere??
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

...

I bought tickets for their show at the Rotterdam Paladium but when I got there it was Niples Akimbo with one p.

So disappointed.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (yL25O)

346 WaPo has finally found a violent protest.

This is not some mostly-peaceful affair, it's bloody violent!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyehtwfs

Orthodox Jews burn some masks and dance around; WaPo wants you to know, this one was VIOLENT!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (sG4Hj)

347 Joe Biden just removed his mask to cough in his hand.

And there, folks, is the single illustration of the choice that we face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (XrCyE)

348 @330...means suburban women will not admit they'll vote for Trump. Doesn't mean they won't vote for Trump.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 09, 2020 06:19 PM (evxBY)

349 >>> 272 Who was the original wine mom?

That chick on the tv show Dallas??
Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2020 06:06 PM (GIeIM)

Methe

Posted by: banana Dream at October 09, 2020 06:19 PM (l6b3d)

350 >>The PDC has..
Selected leftist moderators for all debates.
Unilaterally changed debate terms.
Unilaterally cancelled debates.


Hey, they might as well cancel the election while they're at it...install Biden as President...you know, as long as their running things around here.

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2020 06:19 PM (w2LAm)

351 >>>It's Senator Lt. Col. Mister Doctor Professor LogProf



heh, there's a character in the new season of Fargo names Doctor Senator.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:19 PM (bkUtD)

352 They plot 200 novel ways to get rid of our president. We can't get a conservative on the Debate Commission.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2020 06:19 PM (uEbPt)

353 346 deBlasio agrees. I expect water cannon and tear gas next time if not the people scoops...

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:20 PM (HwiWi)

354 Lady in Black
Wouldn't be surprised if a trip to the House of representatives and Sundowner Joe receives two dozen knife wounds right on the House floor.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:20 PM (OjZpE)

355 >> Hold on.

What if the President elect becomes incapacitated or needs to be removed, and there isn't a cabinet yet? The cabinet has to be confirmed by the Senate.

Yeah, Biden really needs to watch out, the long knives are out
- - -

Yeah, that's what's unsettling w/the timing - why couldn't she take this up first thing next year, unless she needs to use it sooner than that.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 06:20 PM (bDqIh)

356 I'd be worried if Biden were in Georgia or Texas or hell, even Ohio. As it stands, I'll take my chances.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2020 06:20 PM (XrCyE)

357 If she wants to try this, not only should we let her try it but we should give her a megaphone to tell all the normal people in the USA what she wants to try.

Nancy is the living embodiment of the phrase "this is how you get more Trump."

I was a reluctant Trump voter in 2016.

Having lived through the Clinton years in the 90s (my pre-teen and early teenage years), I was raised on Rush and Newt, and grew up with good clean disdain for Hillary.

It was easy to vote against her, but I wasn't about to tell people I was voting for that orange boob. I basically decided that Trump would be a terrible President, that the liberals in congress who schmooze him, get in his ear, and convince him to do everything they wanted.

I was not happy about it, but I decided I would rather enjoy one night of Hillary crying than four years of her cackling.

Four years later, I will crawl over broken glass and there's not a democrat or republican who could run that would enthuse me as much as Trump. He's not perfect, but he's good enough as a conservative and, added to that, he punches back and isn't afraid to point at the liberals and say "these guys are idiots, we all know it, I'm just willing to say it."

Trump is the closest I'll get to my childhood hero Rush Limbaugh winning the White House.

Four more years for life, baby.

Posted by: Matthew Martin at October 09, 2020 06:20 PM (ojwvu)

358 I recall that Client Elliott Spitzer always left his socks on.

Wasn't that a Joe Cocker song in the 80s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

359 Wanna' know why Trump isn't a sure thing ? My ol' lady.


She's got a new walking friend in the morning from Wisconsin. And a new management position at a company that rhymes with You Man Ha ?


She's just not so sure about how ugly everything is now. So I asked her - would you feel better with Uncle Joe on TV and me down the road not cleaning up the mess ?


She ain't sure. And that, my friends, is the demo you gotta' worry about in four weeks.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 09, 2020 06:21 PM (KeRzR)

360 347 Joe Biden just removed his mask to cough in his hand.

And there, folks, is the single illustration of the choice that we face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2020 06:18 PM (XrCyE)

_________


I want the Trump campaign to make a video ad of a 3:00 a.m. phone call ... in which a President Biden answers his dentures.

Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 06:21 PM (9hQ2U)

361 Nancy's coup-coup per the NY Post!
https://tinyurl.com/y4pobgwo

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2020 06:21 PM (an7Mv)

362 LOL

The stock market is through the roof right now, has been on a tear all week. I just went to check the iPhone stocks app, and all the news stories are about some horrible financial crisis that is about to hit.

I think the financial journalists are all doing their Chip Diller impressions.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 06:21 PM (5p7BC)

363 They plot 200 novel ways to get rid of our president. We can't get a conservative on the Debate Commission.
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2020 06:19 PM

One of those ways even has "Novel" in its name!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (OssQ4)

364 Guys.. my trip to the Texas MoMe is in jeopardy. I have been told so many things the past 24 hours. Husband says best case, even i'm positive..I'm still in the timeframe.. best case is I'm negative. But I can still catch it from my husband. Please pray for me and my family. I can't imagine not being there this year

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (nxdel)

365 317 Hold on.

What if the President elect becomes incapacitated or needs to be removed, and there isn't a cabinet yet? The cabinet has to be confirmed by the Senate.

Yeah, Biden really needs to watch out, the long knives are out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 06:14 PM (5p7BC)


You are right about the initial risk to Biden with no or few Cabinet members. The 25th says VP plus majority of principal officers of executive departments. No definition is given for "principal officers of executive departments," so this requirement is open to interpretation.

Ultimately, a Joe refusing to go is protected by the requirement for two-thirds of both Houses to agree he is unfit. Getting there is not likely with next year's House and Senate.

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (AMIL/)

366 http://player.listenlive.co/25111

DJT still on

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (OjZpE)

367 >>>Wasn't that a Joe Cocker song in the 80s?


Cocker? I hardly know her!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (bkUtD)

368 How does someone as rich and powerful as Pelosi not manage to find dentures that fit?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (wo9ic)

369
Olympia Snowe and Jay Danforth are our guys on the PDC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (rCwaK)

370 NOW BATTING; NUMBER 69; Nipples Akimbo (echoing in a stadium)

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 06:23 PM (gmo/4)

371 If Trump were on course to win bigly, what do you think the leftist media and pollsters would be telling us right now? "Biden up by 28 points WOW!"

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 09, 2020 06:23 PM (DBPIP)

372 Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (nxdel)
---------
Oh no!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2020 06:23 PM (MVjcR)

373 How does someone as rich and powerful as Pelosi not manage to find dentures that fit?

Well just consider the difficulty of finding a shirt that looks good untucked.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 09, 2020 06:24 PM (3P/5p)

374 One of those ways even has "Novel" in its name!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (OssQ4)

Yeah I walked in to that

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt)

375 So Ace posted in 2014 that "Marie Harf has on her Shelly Dubinsky outfit..."

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:24 PM (RuIsu)

376 >>>Olympia Snowe and Jay Danforth are our guys on the PDC.



So we have no one we can trust. Awesome.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (bkUtD)

377 Is Olympia Snowe a real name? That sounds like a character in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (wo9ic)

378 Brother Northernlurker, nanzi's gums are so evil they stretch her dentures out of shape within days of being bolted in.

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (XhWtx)

379 Why can't Trump just pack the Supreme Court right now, (Dems say that it's legal) and bank on them ruling that Nancies idea is unconstitutional?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (3D/fK)

380 Anybody crap in Nanski's driveway lately?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

381 In CA did Newsome actually sign an order or whatever the eff he does to drop your mask when you take a bite? Is this a retarded suggestion? A joke? Satire that got out of hand?

Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (jUVms)

382 I like how ace worked "stunt" into the Pelosi tltle

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2020 06:25 PM (uEbPt)

383 Pelosi makes dick gephardt look good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (dNzKv)

384 Wonder if Biden ever told Obama to shut up.

If anyone ever called me Professor it would be sarcasm. I would laugh. But at least I would get it.

Posted by: Case at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (k1ip1)

385 The Smart Play from Trump would be to insist that the Speaker of the House, as second in line of succession, submit periodically to a physical exam by the Surgeon General.

Naturally, the Speaker's privacy would be protected, and there would be no way, I repeat, no way, that the Speaker's alcoholism would be leaked to the media.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (GA8EQ)

386 >>>Olympia Snowe and Jay Danforth are our guys on the PDC.


Was Jeb Bush not available?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (3P/5p)

387 Poor Sharon. Stuck on the Democrat plantation.

VA recent campaign ad released by Donald Trump features a photo of Baseball Hall of Famer Jackie Robinson, and the Dodgers legend's family is not please. Shortly after the ad came out on Tuesday, Robinson's daughter, Sharon, said she wanted her father's image to be removed from the ad. "Jackie Robinson's family strongly objects to the use of Jackie Robinson's image in a Donald Trump ad," Sharon Robinson tweeted. "The Trump campaign is in opposition to all that Jackie Robinson stood for and believed in. We're insulted and demand that his image be removed!"

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (EgshT)

388 364

Prayers for you!

Posted by: Josephistan at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (Izzlo)

389 364 Guys.. my trip to the Texas MoMe is in jeopardy. I have been told so many things the past 24 hours. Husband says best case, even i'm positive..I'm still in the timeframe.. best case is I'm negative. But I can still catch it from my husband. Please pray for me and my family. I can't imagine not being there this year
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (nxdel)

Oh, hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

390 Next order will be you have to eat through your mask. Eventually they will ballgag everyone.

For the children.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (uEbPt)

391 @thehill

Joe Biden arrives at event in Las Vegas as Mariachi music plays.

https://tinyurl.com/y29c85dn


*Muttly laugh*

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

392 383 Pelosi makes dick gephardt look good.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (dNzKv)


"Sheesh, Dis' a-dame-a-she-un-a-culo-gross0-pazzo!"

- - Macchiavelli

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (s2VJv)

393 I like how ace worked "stunt" into the Pelosi tltle


Scrunt proposes stunt

News at 11

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (GA8EQ)

394 Wasn't Kristen screwing JR? That show was funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (PUmDY)

395 Pretty sure Jackie would like Trump he was still around but whatever...This kind of thing can only be speculation, nobody knows what some long dead celebrity would have thought

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (HwiWi)

396 391 @thehill

Joe Biden arrives at event in Las Vegas as Mariachi music plays.

https://tinyurl.com/y29c85dn


*Muttly laugh*
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)


Should've been creole so he could pop a stiffie anticipating Haitian tweeners.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (s2VJv)

397 Note how high a burden the 25th sets. The Vice-President (of the same party and ticket) must initiate. Then the cabinet (or other body...) must agree. And then, 2/3 of both houses of Congress must agree. And then, and only then, can the VP assume the powers against the President's will.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion



It's also only a temporary assumption of the president's powers. That's another thing most analysts are missing today.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (BM2fS)

398 364 Guys.. my trip to the Texas MoMe is in jeopardy. I have been told so many things the past 24 hours. Husband says best case, even i'm positive..I'm still in the timeframe.. best case is I'm negative. But I can still catch it from my husband. Please pray for me and my family. I can't imagine not being there this year

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (nxdel)

Oh gosh Jewells! Sending prayers!

Did you husband test positive? I've missed the story here.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

399 Has someone invented edible face masks?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (wo9ic)

400 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (arJlL)

401 Nipples Akimbo?
DID I MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT???

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

402 399 Has someone invented edible face masks?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (wo9ic)


"Working on it, sweetie!"

- - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, MD

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)

403 Saw and mentioned yesterday someone invented a mask that you can eat with. Had a hand pump that opened the mouth gap.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (OjZpE)

404 ---How does someone as rich and powerful as Pelosi not manage to find dentures that fit?
----------------
You try fitting dentures through a mask.

Posted by: Exasperated Dentist at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (RVcmP)

405 401 Nipples Akimbo?
DID I MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT???
Posted by: wth at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)


I'm simultaneously laughing and puking at that visual.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)

406 364

Prayers for you!
Posted by: Josephistan

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (arJlL)

407 >>>>Had a hand pump that opened the mouth gap.



Modified Swedish penis pump.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (bkUtD)

408 Jewells, wtf cares if you test positive? Over 80% chance you don't even get symptoms. Wait, were you making a joke?

Posted by: Seems legit at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (jUVms)

409 Macchiavelli's Pizza was cold to the bone cutthroat with the coupons.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (RuIsu)

410 >>> 399 Has someone invented edible face


Funny you should ask ...

Posted by: chimpanzee on bath salts at October 09, 2020 06:30 PM (l6b3d)

411 So is there actually going to be a final debate, or is the debate Commission going to find Biden yet another escape hatch from that one, too?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 09, 2020 06:30 PM (OssQ4)

412 Joe Biden arrives at event in Las Vegas as Mariachi music plays.

.............

That mariachi band played outside of voting places during the Dem primary for Tom Steyer.

Posted by: Greange at October 09, 2020 06:30 PM (Fj9uq)

413 409 Macchiavelli's Pizza was cold to the bone cutthroat with the coupons.
Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (RuIsu)


Try the crazy bread...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2020 06:30 PM (s2VJv)

414 In CA did Newsome actually sign an order or whatever the eff he does to drop your mask when you take a bite? Is this a retarded suggestion? A joke? Satire that got out of hand?

**************

Not a joke:

https://tinyurl.com/yysqddrs

Posted by: Two Veeks Vom Volling in Zee Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel at October 09, 2020 06:30 PM (+dsLj)

415 Possibly....once you have seen one mariachi band outside the polling place you have seen them all.

Posted by: Greange at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (qOlGc)

416 The 25th is a high hurdle, but when you have destroyed state's rights, and created abortion and gay marriage from zip/zero/zilch/nada why bother with a simple conjunction like "and"?

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (4NtsG)

417 Guys I know this is going to shock you but there is already COVID lockdown and mask porn.....

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (HwiWi)

418 Trump should do Joe Rogan on the day the debate was scheduled.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (xPl2J)

419 >>>Possibly....once you have seen one mariachi band outside the polling place you have seen them all.



Unless they're carrying firearms in the guitar case.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (bkUtD)

420 You know nothing, Olympia Snowe!

Posted by: Ygritte at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (an7Mv)

421 F bomb sock

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (4NtsG)

422 Guys I know this is going to shock you but there is already COVID lockdown and mask porn.....
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2020 06:31 PM (HwiWi)
------
He fixes the cable?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (vpjB6)

423 I think the PDC has cancelled the 2nd debate because they realize there is no way out of the Scully debacle.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (5p7BC)

424 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=390729



Nood Interns.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (VcFUs)

425 >>>>Had a hand pump that opened the mouth gap.

Modified Swedish penis pump.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (bkUtD)


Hey. It's not mine!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (AiZBA)

426 Virus. No more Macchiavelli's. Match met.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (RuIsu)

427 414 In CA did Newsome actually sign an order or whatever the eff he does to drop your mask when you take a bite? Is this a retarded suggestion? A joke? Satire that got out of hand?

**************

Not a joke:

https://tinyurl.com/yysqddrs
Posted by: Two Veeks Vom Volling in Zee Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel at October 09, 2020 06:30 PM (+dsLj)


It's up there with Woody Allen's "Bananas" where you must wear your underwear outside so it can be checked that you change it four times a day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (s2VJv)

428 Jewells, wtf cares if you test positive?

People with infectious diseases of all kind should be careful how they travel and interact with people. Even if its not lethal, its not cool to spread around the flu, you know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

429 Nood Interns.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (VcFUs)

You've piqued my interest.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2020 06:32 PM (xPl2J)

430 Really!

Nood interns.


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=390729

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 09, 2020 06:33 PM (VcFUs)

431 Hey. It's not mine!
Posted by: DR.WTF


That's not your bag, baby?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2020 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

432 NOW BATTING; NUMBER 69; Nipples Akimbo (echoing in a stadium)

Posted by: Archer




Nipples . . .

Nipples . . .

Nipples . . .


Akimbo . . .

Akimbo . . .

Akimbo . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:33 PM (BM2fS)

433 Poor Sharon. Stuck on the Democrat plantation.

VA recent campaign ad released by Donald Trump features a photo of Baseball Hall of Famer Jackie Robinson, and the Dodgers legend's family is not please. Shortly after the ad came out on Tuesday, Robinson's daughter, Sharon, said she wanted her father's image to be removed from the ad. "Jackie Robinson's family strongly objects to the use of Jackie Robinson's image in a Donald Trump ad," Sharon Robinson tweeted. "The Trump campaign is in opposition to all that Jackie Robinson stood for and believed in. We're insulted and demand that his image be removed!"
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 09, 2020 06:26 PM (EgshT)


I do believe Jackie Robinson discussed his being a Republican.

Try again, sweetheart. You don't know his image, slavery is illegal in this country, if you don't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 06:34 PM (hku12)

434 30
Nancy's latest orange-floral print
number was a doozy. Mark Levin said she looked like she was wearing
someone's old sofa on her face.




Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 09, 2020 05:36 PM (3P/5p)

-------------------------------

I thought the same thing. When I was a very little tyke, my Grandma had a couch (she always called it a "davenport") with that same pattern that she'd had forever. I'm sure that even before I remembered seeing it, I shit a diaper or two on it. Maybe Slow Joe should sit on Nancy's face for a while.

Oh God what mental image have I just created....

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 09, 2020 06:34 PM (+3rQF)

435 That's what the Titanic needed. A mariachi band.

Posted by: Case at October 09, 2020 06:34 PM (k1ip1)

436 Tami hubby tested postive. Got the results yesterday. I'm being tested tomorrow. He says best case is I test positive and 10 days out I'm good as long as I'm not sick (which I'm not so far). I probably won't get results til Monday. 10 days out puts me... the day I leave. BUT.. we are being told different time frames depending on who we talk to you. I'm quaranting no matter what until the 22nd. If I come down sick in that time.. it's off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:34 PM (nxdel)

437 *Muttly laugh*
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

How many people are there...maybe 25 or 20 tops? Looks mostly like the press and campaign staffers standing in white circles.

Why fly all the way to Nevada to do this? It isn't even campaigning...this retarded thing could have been done in the basement of an abandoned Chi-chi's near his house or in the walk-in refrigerator at the local Chipotles

Posted by: Boswell at October 09, 2020 06:35 PM (w2LAm)

438 DJT just said Fox ( news) is no longer great

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:35 PM (OjZpE)

439 It's also only a temporary assumption of the president's powers. That's another thing most analysts are missing today.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:28 PM (BM2fS)


The 25th Amendment Acting President situation is another incomplete, confounding, and frustrating part of the Constitution. Can the elected President ever regain the office after removal for unfitness by 2/3 votes in House and Senate? Can he/she send another letter declaring fitness for office, and the 25th Amendment process is run-through again?

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2020 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

440 Guys.. my trip to the Texas MoMe is in jeopardy. I have been told so many things the past 24 hours. Husband says best case, even i'm positive..I'm still in the timeframe.. best case is I'm negative. But I can still catch it from my husband. Please pray for me and my family. I can't imagine not being there this year

Posted by: Jewells45




I'm going to attend, I think, and I am bringing enough Cell Armour for everyone, so we'll all be safe even if you arrive and are glowing like Typhoid Mary.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:36 PM (BM2fS)

441 101
89 I absolutely will vote in person for Trump and my governor. Do not trust any other method.

Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)



Me neither. I am debating whether or not I should vote early.

Posted by: DonnaV at October 09, 2020 05:44 PM (HabA/)

----------------------------

I considered early voting, but I figure the more time they have my ballot, the more time they have to mess with/change/discard it. Election Day for me.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 09, 2020 06:37 PM (+3rQF)

442 lol Sharkman!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:37 PM (nxdel)

443
Is it wrong to hope someone drops a house the wicked witch? It worked pretty well for the Munchkins.


That is the only thing that frightens, Gretchen Whitmer. It's why she is constantly looking up at the sky whenever she is outside.

Posted by: An Observation at October 09, 2020 06:37 PM (RJg/G)

444 She slurs a lot of words. A lot of words.

**************

Polly Is Losing Her Grip - a limerick

Here's Pelosi's most recent adventure
Invoking a Presidential censure
"Nif inn't abow the Thrumf
Buh avow thum ovther stumf"
(She must be wearing someone else's dentures!!!)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 09, 2020 06:38 PM (m45I2)

445 436 Tami hubby tested postive. Got the results yesterday. I'm being tested tomorrow. He says best case is I test positive and 10 days out I'm good as long as I'm not sick (which I'm not so far). I probably won't get results til Monday. 10 days out puts me... the day I leave. BUT.. we are being told different time frames depending on who we talk to you. I'm quaranting no matter what until the 22nd. If I come down sick in that time.. it's off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:34 PM (nxdel)

Oh pooh! Again, sending prayers you and your husband's way!

How is he feeling?

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:39 PM (cF8AT)

446 You try fitting dentures through a mask.
Posted by: Exasperated Dentist at October 09, 2020 06:29 PM (RVcmP)

Puff Amateur

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2020 06:39 PM (85Gof)

447 lol Sharkman!

Posted by: Jewells45



I think as soon as you get the envelope today, you should just start taking 3 capsules 3 times a day, just like Hubby.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:39 PM (BM2fS)

448 If the Titanic had a mariachi band before the iceberg I might have jumped overboard

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)

449 Tami.. he's just congested and tired. Hopefully stays what way!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:40 PM (nxdel)

450 Sharkman.. we got the envelope today!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2020 06:41 PM (nxdel)

451 There is a nice sounding black woman, Kathy Barnette running for my Congressional seat, I should get a yard poster

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2020 06:41 PM (OjZpE)

452 Oh that reminds me....Sharkman!

I started an e-mail to you, got interrupted and saved it in draft. Forgot to go back to it! Sending now.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

453 Sharkman.. we got the envelope today!

Posted by: Jewells45



Excellent.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2020 06:42 PM (BM2fS)

454 391 @thehill

Joe Biden arrives at event in Las Vegas as Mariachi music plays.

https://tinyurl.com/y29c85dn


*Muttly laugh*
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

Nobody at any of these events

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 09, 2020 06:48 PM (/6GbT)

455 davenport
In Canada up to the 1980s when the Americanism "couch" took over, sofas were called "chesterfields" I assume from a furniture style made for the English noble family. They probably all have design differences, thus the different names, but funny how terms go out of common usage.

BTW, I just watched a Brit Antiques Roadshow where the star item was a French automaton about 3' tall of an arabesque woman snake-charmer based on a real performer at the Folies Bergere that was one of just 15 then known (so number 16) and valued at 40-60,000 pounds sterling!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2020 06:52 PM (an7Mv)

456 When I look at Soros I see evil, the devil himself and when I look at her I see a mate for said evil. That poor woman's face melts before one on live TV, is she even alive or a wax figure with a demon for a soul? Asking for a Catholic friend.

Posted by: Rose at October 09, 2020 06:53 PM (f/Wek)

457 It's not a "commission to assess the president's ability to lead the country." It's a committee for the DC elites and their billionaire patrons to overrule the choice of voters whenever they deem it necessary.

Posted by: Socratease at October 09, 2020 06:54 PM (2GbWn)

458 369
Olympia Snowe and Jay Danforth are our guys on the PDC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 09, 2020 06:22 PM (rCwaK)

Huh.

That explains quite a bit right there.

They tried out, but couldn't even make the final cut with the Washington Generals.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2020 06:57 PM (sy5kK)

459 See how well mail in voting works, comrades?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 05:52 PM (7cRoz)

Somebody, anybody tell me, what happens to all of those ballots. And what about the 100K wrong ballots in NYC? Those are still out in the wild. Some guy on twatters showed two ballots sent to his Mom and Dad. Problem is, they've both been dead for at least ten years.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 09, 2020 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

460 I agree its a stunt, but 25th Ammendment does say Congress can create an alternate to the cabinet in irder to declare President incapacitated.

Posted by: aivanther at October 09, 2020 07:16 PM (/eY9J)

461 Ace, you're actually wrong here. Congress can have a say through legislation, as mentioned in the 25th amendment. Here is the noteworthy part:

"Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."

Note the "or of such other body as Congress may by law provide?>

Posted by: RalphF at October 09, 2020 07:18 PM (5FiEy)

462 Note the "or of such other body as Congress may by law provide?>

Posted by: RalphF at October 09, 2020 07:18 PM (5FiEy)

Not the use of "Vice President AND...."

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 07:29 PM (cF8AT)

463 Wow, that mask was just slipping all over the place. Someone from her staff needs get those straps tighter. I mean reeeeaaaally put some effort into ensuring they are tight. I'm talking pulling a back muscle tight. To the point you're holding a knee up to get more leverage tight. You know, safety and for the children and all.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at October 09, 2020 08:11 PM (xTGxm)

464 If Trump loses he should just act like the Dems and put out an executive order that says if the Pres Elect doesn't make it to inauguration day then the election is null and void. The dems repeatedly create unconstitutional otters that assholes like John Roberts uphold, so if we get ACB through the senate maybe we can get some unconstitutional EOs upheld too.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 09, 2020 08:14 PM (hOX2Q)

465 We powered on through.

Posted by: America at October 10, 2020 01:16 AM (aOXFH)

466 So....Trump seems to be on our side!?

It's not all red "5":!?

Calm the "earth".
He was right!

S'p force.

Posted by: America at October 10, 2020 01:18 AM (aOXFH)

467 They still owe us money!?
Deep state is so pathetic!?

Posted by: America at October 10, 2020 01:21 AM (aOXFH)

468 What happens when "NYKES: are not enough!?
It was written on papar by men.


This is obviously going in one direction!?







it

Posted by: The real insom at October 10, 2020 01:27 AM (aOXFH)

469 They are running out of land!?
no more real estate!?"

Posted by: The real insom at October 10, 2020 01:29 AM (aOXFH)

470 Steve Howe...
was a tech, eddy made it go..
Geddy backed it up!?

Posted by: long lost tunes at October 10, 2020 01:32 AM (aOXFH)

471 Tucker does such good reporting.

If PDT is not re-elected, Tucker's job is threatened.

Posted by: BOC-we can be like they are at October 10, 2020 05:57 AM (Mce6+)

472 Here's why she went off her rocker this time.

Pence kicked Kamala's ass and proved to be calm, dignified, and Presidential. Thus, we must remove him from the line of succession.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at October 10, 2020 11:18 AM (xZjSg)

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