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Doctors: Trump Is Symptom-Free; Has Developed Antibodies Against the Chinese Flu
President Trump continues to show no symptoms of COVID-19 and now appears to have antibodies for SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes the disease, his doctor said Wednesday. "The president this morning says 'I feel great!' His physical exam and vital signs, including oxygen saturation and respiratory rate, all remain stable and in normal range," physician to the president Dr. Sean Conley said in a memo released by the White House. He's now been fever-free for more than 4 days, symptom-free for over 24 hours, and has not needed nor received any supplemental oxygen since initial hospitalization," he added. Conley also revealed that the president's lab work from Monday showed "detectable levels of SARS-CoV-2 IgG antibodies."
Wear your mask in the “beauty” parlor, Nancy! https://t.co/z3JAxwrXTi
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2020
@amber_athey
The Trump campaign is leaving a ticket for Tupac Shakur at tonight's VP debate because Kamala Harris called him her favorite rapper alive
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 03:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 03:46 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Mongerel at October 07, 2020 03:46 PM (nyIsy)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 03:46 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2020 03:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2020 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JT at October 07, 2020 03:47 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2020 03:47 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:47 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (WoHUj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (juc0O)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (nv0lC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (xfb67)
Tupac is Kaput...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (kA3Cp)
2020 is a trip.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (SpOvY)
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (lIIT7)
Kamala Harrris is all coke'd up and ready to go for tonight!
She ha been going over Tupac Shakur rhymes to boot
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (GIeIM)
"beauty"
He really is the shitposter-in-chief. What a glorious man. I would vote him for him on that tweet alone.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (nv0lC)
Posted by: fly at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (6p/Y6)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (95x6v)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
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It is odd to think about how we live in both the stupidest timeline *and* the weirdest timeline simultaneously. The odds must be astronomical.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Blutarski at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Self Isolating With Zooey Deschanel at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (b6CcH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (VtXra)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (KXkkH)
Posted by: Blutarski at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (nnf6G)
Joe Biden's former staffer. Literally. CSPAN putz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)
ALSO -- Trump is headed to the Oval Office. He's un-quarantining himself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (KnJdm)
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If Pence were a shitposter, that would have been on his Twitter feed.
But he's not. Pence is presidential.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (o2MD2)
Elvis > Tupac
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (786Ro)
Covid can't infect cats. Trump's tiger blood protects him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (RaI08)
Posted by: Adriane the It's a Christmas Flick Critic ... at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (jwtRM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (95x6v)
Trump should start donating his plasma.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (G2zl5)
During the next debate.
While juggling white house china.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: Greg61 at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (FvHZ4)
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (26jYA)
There would be no need for Mask Theater.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh. Well that seems totally legit.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Blutarski
The lady who just finished writing Pelosi's biography.
Posted by: Ha at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (1biAv)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
My youngest sister, a nice lady but rabid PDT hater, has lost her mind over this.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (G51Gf)
A member of California Gov. Gavin Newsom's office staff has tested positive for COVID-19 and contact tracing has begun.
The governor's office says in a statement Wednesday that the staff member had not interacted with Newsom or with staff that routinely interacts with the governor.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Loving Libs at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (RaI0
Like Paleostinians who go to Israeli hospitals but reject injections because Joo cooties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (nv0lC)
Posted by: acethepug at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (+HMLE)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Rvt8
++++++++++++
Tell her that it is in poor taste to wish for the president to die from illness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Adriane the It's a Christmas Flick Critic ... at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (LPnfS)
I include that with daily prayer. Almost the exact words.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (SpOvY)
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Biden will test positive just an hour before the debate, this being cancelled. We will be informed the next day that it turned out to be a false positive. Whoops. Whoopsie!
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (t+7Up)
The day that Trump is declared cured.... is Putin's birthday.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (G51Gf)
Square root of 88. QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (9UvdY)
Diagnosed, hospitalized merely as a precaution, released from the hospital and is right as rain in less than a week.
Sure he got some cutting edge stuff but I'm fairly confident he wasn't the first to receive the protocol.
This Donk lock down needs to end now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (giRRm)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
One nice thing about Donald Trump is, unlike Joe Biden, he can afford to be extremely transparent about his health. His experimental treatment (if it is a prototype) is something he'd be happy to hand out to the rest of the country. No matter how many FDA arms he has to twist. Would Joe Biden show similar openess about whatever drug cocktail keeps him active? Not. A. Chance.
Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (gh8JH)
Katie Hills twitter was hijacked
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (dNzKv)
I am certain she was giving that away.
Oh wait - her *twitter*? Never Mind.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (95x6v)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (HwiWi)
Well, they did anyway. Pulled their correspondent out of danger today, due to fear of being around PDJT and his mask-less band of assistants. What a load of Buzzfeed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (VtXra)
Yuge!
Posted by: Loving Libs at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
I guarantee you, Trumps immunity is causing intense suffering among the true believers. Screaming to commence.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (o2MD2)
Some people got the magic touch and some people don't. Amrite Joe?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (po2Fg)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (dNzKv)
Be quiet and stay seated and you'll be all right...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jen Rubin bot at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Prime sistah at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: acethepug at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (+HMLE)
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That was Saturday. Keep up.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (Eicbe)
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It makes me sad and nervous that a third of the country actively hoped the POTUS would die.
Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (WkPC9)
He really does have fabulous antibodies. The best. A lot of people say they're beautiful antibodies.
Yuge!
Posted by: Loving Libs at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
And they just punched Covids in the face. Bigly.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)
Eh, it's only fair. I wished for RBG to die so millions of babies could live.
The difference is, I got my wish.
Posted by: trev006 at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (gh8JH)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Rvt8
++++++++++++
Tell her that it is in poor taste to wish for the president to die from illness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)
Tell her nothing. Nothing good can come of it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM
I shall volunteer to examine her. For my country.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (D/csL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM
Tri-jacked?
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (786Ro)
They were saying he is still testing positive but insists he will do debate.
I hope he tests negative soon.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (DJFLF)
Stephen Green from Instapundit is going to drunk blog the debate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (WkPC9)
How is his liver even still alive?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (cnTJD)
Trump Hotel, Resort, Casino and Transfusion Hall
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM
Tri-jacked?
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (786Ro)
Bi-jacked
Posted by: JoeF. at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (HrMC1)
He does harm to our enemies just by existing !
I.
Love.
My.
President.
/ in a platonic and non-gay way, obviously.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (KGlll)
Stephen Green from Instapundit is going to drunk blog the debate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (WkPC9)
How is his liver even still alive?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (34lUx)
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He sips the same little drink for two hours at a time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (x0XXM)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Rvt8
++++++++++++
Tell her that it is in poor taste to wish for the president to die from illness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
My brother, in a few weeks an ordained Deacon (with 8 kids), has publicly told her. Repeatedly. Hits her with the love thy neighbor deal. He is just beating her ass now. It's glorious.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Shtetl G at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (16cUT)
Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)
Trump? The day he was discharged the doc said there was no live virus in his labs.
Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv)
And Healing Baths
Posted by: JoeF. at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
Oh that would be some top notch comedy right there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM
Tri-jacked?
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (786Ro)
Zing!
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Big Mike at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (FF0dF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv)
++++++++
Plasma through the first IV, Zima through the second. Both in the left arm, so that betting can continue. It's a marvel of efficiency. Really, the best. Spectacular efficiency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (xfb67)
Sometimes it fascinates me, all these pop music stars who come and go in the culture, and seem to have such a profound impact on some people's lives...and I barely recognize the names. Wouldn't be able to pick most of them out of a police lineup.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (4Yddh)
And his hair is perfect!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (Rvt8
Aaa-oooooh werewolves of D.C.
Hmmmm, needs work.
Posted by: InCali at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (9AFWN)
92 68 My youngest sister, a nice lady but rabid PDT hater, has lost her mind over this.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Rvt8
++++++++++++
Tell her that it is in poor taste to wish for the president to die from illness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)
Tell her nothing. Nothing good can come of it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 03:54 PM (KnJdm)
That depends on if you like antagonizing family.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (RaI08)
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZKH8Q)
Kinda, yeah. Her staffers who write all her tweets anyway took over and basically raked her over the coals for how she treated people.
Oh but lets do a movie about how great she is!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)
But, but he won the last debate and has 1000 point lead!!!
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (Izzlo)
That means that disgusting woman is wishing death on both Trump and Pence, doesn't it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (d0eex)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZKH8Q)
His aunt should only get ventilated.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (s2VJv)
Sometimes it fascinates me, all these pop music stars who come and go in the culture, and seem to have such a profound impact on some people's lives...and I barely recognize the names. Wouldn't be able to pick most of them out of a police lineup.
Same for their victims.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++
Would you be able to tell the difference?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (HwiWi)
Biden having his multiple change of diapers today as he thought he could wiggle out of another debate but now what will his excuse be?
Posted by: Cheri at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel - at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Blutarski at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (nnf6G)
Joe Biden's former staffer. Literally. CSPAN putz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)
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Are you thinking of the next Presidential debate JJ? I thought we heard it's the woman from USA Today, who just recently published an ass-kissing biography of Nancy Pelosi packed to the gills with glossy high-fashion pictures of her wardrobe and her ice cream freezers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (VtXra)
Now I'm envisioning him in a video game with little packs in the bottom corner to represent his life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)
Trump? The day he was discharged the doc said there was no live virus in his labs.
Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (DJFLF)
I personally killed them all.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (34lUx)
Kinda, yeah. Her staffers who write all her tweets anyway took over and basically raked her over the coals for how she treated people.
Oh but lets do a movie about how great she is!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
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I think that movie deal is why they did it.
I can't wait for Amazon to buy the movie and everyone forgets it exists after Amazon stops putting banner ads up for it a week later.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (x0XXM)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (haWye)
I've got great news, folks, really the best. I was playing the back nine with Tiger, you all know Tiger, he's fantastic, when it hit me... my amazing blood is the cure for CoVid-19!
*pulls vial from breast pocket*
That's right people, the Trump Organization synthesized the cure from my blood yesterday.
Trump cured CoVid-19. Trump KILLED CoVid-19, that's what our wonderful Surgeon General Jerome Adams, said to me. Jerome Adams (hi Jerome).
He said 'this is incredible Mr. President,' (he always calls me Mr. President, I told him relax, call me Donald)!
'Donald,' he said, 'you've killed CoVid-19.'
And it's not a cure, it's even better - it works in-stant-ly. Pain-less-ly. And, this is the best part, you'll love this, Trumpexa also whitens your teeth! Brightens those pearly whites. Trum-pex-a.
As I always say, 'Republicans are the Party of Healthcare!"
Posted by: PDT at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (bN6TL)
Semen prevents tooth decay. That's what I always told my dates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: HB at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: fly at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (6p/Y6)
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That's how you can tell that acting is difficult.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (VtXra)
Oops. Maybe. Sorry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (MVjcR)
I will say this, he will work his ass off no matter if he believes he is behind by twelve or up by twelve - that's just who he is.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Maybe he will be able to go with sleep. Then, he can troll people on Twitter 24 hours a day.
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Cheri at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (oiNtH)
Trump's immune system will attack him as an invader.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (t+qrx)
Every time I hear his name I keep thinking they are saying Sean Connery
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (mpeBU)
Most rappers make pretty good actors, because really that's all they are. They can't sing, but they memorize words well and repeat them stylistically while posing and wearing costumes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
No.. That's next weeks debate moderator.. She's just a USA today shill
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (Zmnko)
As I always say, 'Republicans are the Party of Healthcare!"
Posted by: PDT at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (eXmcp)
++++++++++
I needed a good guffaw. Thanks, YD.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (hYcqw)
- Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (22mNy)
What if the experimental drugs gave him super powers like being bitten by a radioactive spider?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++
Would you be able to tell the difference?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
If you could give trump one super power what would it be?
Psychokinetics or Godzilla Atomic Breath?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (yQpMk)
Every time I hear his name I keep thinking they are saying Sean Connery
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (mpeBU)
"You give leffelar!"
- - Whoa, Fat
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)
Psychokinetics or Godzilla Atomic Breath?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (34lUx)
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Dude. Psychokinesis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (hYcqw)
The antibodies are unconstitutional.
- Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (22mNy)
Trump is hording alla the antibodies!!
Posted by: SJW NPC at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (34lUx)
She also wrote a glowing book about Nancy Pelosi. Perfect choice for a neutral, unbiased moderator of a major debate, according to the GOP.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
There is literally no other explanation for Kamala Harris sucking at debates.
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K)
Taco salad is a miracle drug.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv)
Shuuush!
Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: DynamiteDan at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (su76E)
Psychokinetics or Godzilla Atomic Breath?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (34lUx)
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Dude. Psychokinesis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (hYcqw)
Jedi mind trick. He'll win the election like 190 million to 0.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (Z8bDj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (x0XXM)
Psychokinetics or Godzilla Atomic Breath?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (34lUx)
The ability to make people's heads explode just by saying a word.
Oh, wait....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (WoHUj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (mpeBU)
You don't shau
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (d0eex)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (haWye)
That's kind of creepy. And hot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (KnJdm)
great Mel Gibson movie -- The Fatman. For at least the next four years, we may need bad ass Christians more like that portrayal of Saint Nick ... not just good old boys turning the other cheek all day long.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Greg61 at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM (FvHZ4)
As long as it is in a gold vial
Posted by: Priapism at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: Hands at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (XpDOS)
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That is still one of my favorite moments from the '16 campaign. After all of Hillary's pandering, Trump decided to troll with his pandering by eating fake Mexican food at his own hotel with a big shit-eating grin on his face. It was extremely funny and I still laugh when I think about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
In my imagination, Gibson took one look at him, slapped him with the front and back of his hand, and said "take this ninny from my sight."
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (hku12)
Psychokinetics or Godzilla Atomic Breath?
Hulk smash!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)
12 more years! 12 more years!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel - at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (v2c9/)"
THIS !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (KGlll)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K)
SYNTACTIC AMBIGUITY
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (WoHUj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Pearl Drops Tooth Polish TV commercial.
Yikes! It was softcore porn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (s2VJv)
The Trump campaign is leaving a ticket for Tupac Shakur at tonight's VP debate because Kamala Harris called him her favorite rapper alive
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (A1UwY)
Scare quotes on "beauty" parlor ... let's roll a d20 to find out if this produces a nationwide reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (LxTcq)
In Nancy's case "beauty parlor" = "collision shop".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (95x6v)
Biden having his multiple change of diapers today as he thought he
could wiggle out of another debate but now what will his excuse be?
Posted by: Cheri at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (oiNtH)
Trump's immune system will attack him as an invader.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 03:59 PM (t+qrx)
Imagine a giant flagella erupting from Trumps back and strangling Biden. LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
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Racist!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (hYcqw)
There is literally no other explanation for Kamala Harris sucking at debates.
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM
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IOW anything Pence says is sexist.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (ZKH8Q)
At his career peak, he was only a third of a six-pack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (O2TzN)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 03:57 PM (bN6TL)
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Aha! Might it explain why my wife and I did not catch the rona from our two teenagers? We do go through a lot of Diet Coke. Just saying.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (t+7Up)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (22mNy)
FenelonSpoke
Are you sure you got the spelling right?
LOL - Forgive me Fen, I've been drinking all afternoon.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (Rvt88)
I haven't eaten taco salad since I got food poisoning from some and felt more ill than I ever have in my entire life combined.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM (kA3Cp)
"For" and not "to." Ha ha.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (s2VJv)
Heh hell yes. Licking the teeth like she wanted a second round.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (hpbeA)
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My wife has done the same. Its amusing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (juc0O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
Susan Page, tonight's moderator, is a former Biden staffer? I did not know that.
She also wrote a glowing book about Nancy Pelosi. Perfect choice
for a neutral, unbiased moderator of a major debate, according to the
GOP.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Why does the GOP wing of the uniparty always agree to allow these hacks to moderate? No one knows how to vette?
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (gmo/4)
She also wrote a glowing book about Nancy Pelosi. Perfect choice for a neutral, unbiased moderator of a major debate, according to the GOP.
This is why I find it hard to get worked up about the biased nature of the debates. The GOP is purposely stepping on rakes at this point. There's nothing that says a debate moderator should even be a journalist. Given that they're supposed to be covering the news, rather than making it, there's a good case for the moderator not being a journalist.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: JAS at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (Z8bDj)
I can see why his doctors might advise against that (even assuming Trump had a mind to do so). But if he did, that would drive the Left literally insane.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (A1UwY)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (GIeIM)
If one starts with the assumption that any group of females, when the number is over, say, 30, is on a bell curve of attractiveness, then Katie Throuple, when she was a member of Congress, would have been on the right side of the curve.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (hku12)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
And a floor polish!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (s2VJv)
Biden's son
Romney's son
Pelosi's son
Kerry's son
Are all on the board of directors for energy companies doing business in Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/LoliLoli2823/status/
1312372744630292480
Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (QPcUQ)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (9UvdY)
Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
It seems like really crazy, wierdo guys make good actors. I mean, Crispin Glover is great in every role, but I wouldn't let him near my family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: YIKES! at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Biggie Smalls at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (sWM8x)
So Trump reversed on stimulus. I still don't get what the fuck he was thinking yesterday.
Posted by: Asshoes
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Oh ffs. And here's the MSM harping on the neurological effects of dexamethasone. Probably true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (G51Gf)
She also wrote a glowing book about Nancy Pelosi. Perfect choice for a neutral, unbiased moderator of a major debate, according to the GOP.
This is why I find it hard to get worked up about the biased nature of the debates. The GOP is purposely stepping on rakes at this point. There's nothing that says a debate moderator should even be a journalist. Given that they're supposed to be covering the news, rather than making it, there's a good case for the moderator not being a journalist.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (H5knJ)
Yeah, pisses me off the way the GOP keeps bending over for the Democrats. I know WHY they do it, but it still pisses me off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
And a floor polish!
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Hair gel
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (juc0O)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2020 04:03 PM
Would you, perchance, have an animation channel to which I might subscribe l?
Posted by: Kurt E. at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aunt Ralph at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (WdI30)
But also for an overweight 74 year old it is is basically the same as getting the seasonal flu.
Ok then
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (qlFIA)
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IMDB says that Shia LeBeauf was originally cast to play the Goggins' role in Fatman.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM
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He's too busy playing hide the flag.
Posted by: irright at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (WoHUj)
Posted by: Asshoes
It was a negotiation ploy. To get leverage by moving the opposition.
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (Ti+Tv)
Well done PDT. Go maskless everywhere.
Rip of Sleepy Joe's and watch him cry like a baby.
Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (hVbLi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
.........
It's the main ingredient in ProActiv, honey.
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
What has been really striking me lately isn't just how biased the media is (I already knew that) but how uninformed and just plain stupid they are. Their only "talent" seems to be the ability to speak confidently about subjects that they know absolutely nothing about, and not having that confidence shattered no matter how many times they turn out to the completely wrong.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (BJKQV)
From Trump the Orange to Trump the White.
Posted by: YIKES! at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Biggie Smalls at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (sWM8x)
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So you think....
Posted by: Elvis at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (22mNy)
Schlicter explains it:
@KurtSchlichter
The power move for @realDonaldTrump
is to agree to resume stimulus negotiations if Nancy Pelosi agrees to drop her demands for:
- Cashless Bail
- Mass Prison Releases
- Nationwide Ballot Harvesting
- Ban on Voter ID Nationally
- Stimulus Checks to illegals
- - - -
Pelosi stuffed the stimulus boll with her wish list of democracy-killing, mega-grift items thinking she could trick or shame Trump into signing it.
He called her bluff and "nope."
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tenacious D at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Don't underestimate the power of natural breast enhancement.
Posted by: Priapism at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (GIeIM)
If one starts with the assumption that any group of females, when
the number is over, say, 30, is on a bell curve of attractiveness, then
Katie Throuple, when she was a member of Congress, would have been on
the right side of the curve.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM
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She does have a nice butt.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (JUOKG)
Semen, the secret to a beautiful smile!
Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
I didn't know she was in the Navy!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (nv0lC)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (XpDOS)
He forgot to write his name at the top. Again.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (WoHUj)
and
Biden's son
Romney's son
Pelosi's son
Kerry's son
Are all on the board of directors for energy companies doing business in Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/LoliLoli2823/status/
1312372744630292480
Posted by: Braenyard
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Billionaire Boys Club
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (G51Gf)
Susan Page, tonight's moderator, is a former Biden staffer? I did not know that.
She also wrote a glowing book about Nancy Pelosi. Perfect choice
for a neutral, unbiased moderator of a major debate, according to the
GOP.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Why does the GOP wing of the uniparty always agree to allow these hacks to moderate? No one knows how to vette?
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (gmo/4)
They can't even Chevette.
Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (d0eex)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Steiner at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (nv0lC)
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
And a floor polish!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Makes an ok paper glue.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM (uyUBX)
Ah, casinos of the feather. Taking back America from the pale-face one nickel at a time.
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Shemp Smith's Dentist at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: stumck at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (nv0lC)
That's pretty much his job as a news anchor. Talking about things he neither understands or knows anything about.
But yes, it is shocking how imbecilic reporters are. I suspect they always have been kind of dumb but they REALLY seem astoundingly retarded these days. Shockingly so.
"are these rubber bullets?"
"chainsaw bayonet!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (bN6TL)
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
And a floor polish!
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Hair gel
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2020 04:06 PM (juc0O)
And gluten free!
It does stain blue dresses though.
Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (hVbLi)
So THE VIRUS IS DEATH
But also for an overweight 74 year old it is is basically the same as getting the seasonal flu.
Ok then
Posted by: 18-1
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Who also has a 24/7 job that is somewhat stressful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (G51Gf)
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A lot of Russians/Eastern Europeans I've talked with online have complained about how the US looted their countries after the fall of the Soviet Union.
I had always chalked it up to sour grapes but over the last few years it occurs to me that they weren't completely wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
What kind of stupid name is Shia LeBeauf? I wouldn't name my dog that. Here, Shia! Here, Shia! No way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Spicoli's Duck at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (w9Wax)
TRUMP IS KEEPING VIRUSES IN CAGES!!!!11!!!
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (kZT36)
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If the Chinese had done that, there wouldn't have been a SARS-COV2 outbreak...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shemp Smith's Dentist at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (sWM8x)
or hemorrhoids
Posted by: Shemp Smith's Proctologist at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (XhWtx)
It's a made up Hollywood State, like East Dakota and Rhode Island.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (d0eex)
CNN reporter's confrontation with raccoon at White House goes viral
https://t.co/HIbekMNRCm?amp=1
How dare icky nature interrupt our God appointed work to take down the Orange dictator...
Paula Reid
@PaulaReidCBS
Replying to @PaulaReidCBS
UPDATE: Sources tell
@CBSNews White House reaching out to @USGSA
about aggressive raccoon who allegedly attacked crews this AM. #MondayMorning
7:31 AM · Sep 28, 2020
These "journalists" need to be taught to Learn to Code ASAP
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (HwiWi)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y66ewxqk
Posted by: Elvis at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (22mNy)
Sometimes it fascinates me, all these pop music stars who come and
go in the culture, and seem to have such a profound impact on some
people's lives...and I barely recognize the names. Wouldn't be able to
pick most of them out of a police lineup.
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Most people - myself included - would likely never have heard of Tupac if he hadn't been murdered.
Incidentally, his mother was probably a domestic terrorist. She was arrested - along with others - as a suspect in what was claimed to be a bombing plot by the Black Panthers. But all of the accused were ultimately acquitted.
Posted by: junior at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (8p83H)
...
I am this many years old before I made the connection between the Chevette and the Corvette names.
I mean its obvious in retrospect but I just thought someone was trying to come up with a cool sounding name, not connect it to the vette.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:10 PM (HwiWi)
++++++++++
Narrator: it wasn't soda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (hYcqw)
I had always chalked it up to sour grapes but over the last few years it occurs to me that they weren't completely wrong.
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Russia First was Clinton's call to rape Russia. Dittos Ukraine under Hillary/Nuland. Obviously, Libyan Sweet Light Crude was on the auction block as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (juc0O)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:08 PM
And a passable invisible ink.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (RuIsu)
I cannot wait to get my vaccine in a 'Trump Made This" syringe.
Posted by: Kdiz at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (hv82i)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (rjE57)
Trump? The day he was discharged the doc said there was no live virus in his labs.
Posted by: kallisto at October 07, 2020 03:56 PM (DJFLF)
TheHill.com
Fleischer says Trump shouldn't go to next debate if he's still COVID-19 positive
BY ZACK BUDRYK - 10/07/20 03:44 PM EDT 128
Fleischer says Trump shouldn't go to next debate if he's still COVID-19 positive
Former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer said Wednesday that President Trump should not attend the debate scheduled for next week in person if he continues to test positive for the coronavirus before then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (9UvdY)
Anybody else wondering how Melania is doing?
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at October 07, 2020 03:51 PM
I shall volunteer to examine her. For my country.
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I have a firm rule re messing with someone else's wife.
Never give a man a good reason to kill you. You'll feel bad defending yourself.
That goes doubly for a man who has the entirety of US Special Forces at his disposal.
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (26jYA)
Posted by: steevy
Depends on the theater.
Family vs. Adult.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (uyUBX)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:07 PM (3aI0K)
Emmett Sullivan should drop the case now or be defrocked. Period.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (gmo/4)
I assume that that is the handicraft of the Presidential Debate Commission. /spit
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (95x6v)
....................
For a bondo and a blowout...!
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (ZKH8Q)
Trump's doctors have claimed his symptoms have subsided but have repeatedly refused to answer questions about when he last tested negative for the virus.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (rjE57)
See this is what was required months ago to get Flynn off of The Wheel of Pain.
Glad Barr wasted a year of Flynn's life by trying to be too cute by half.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (giRRm)
Junior just asked me if California was real.
I was tempted to say no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 04:01 PM (x0XXM)
.........
Oh, it's real alright. Real fuckin' crazy.
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (95x6v)
She just went into the beauty parlor to get an estimate!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (o2MD2)
Together they will make many tall and beautiful antibody children...
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (WHmC/)
all it took was a dedicated team of doctors, loads of special drugs and exceptional treatment. Why does the president get that? Why don't all Americans get that? If you vote for me, I promise that ... that ... you know, the thing. C'mon, man!
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden
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Just the first part, since I've heard that...
I'm trying to keep up, but is no one else allowed to get Regeneron?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (G51Gf)
Remember that scene in Tim Burton's Batman where he's in a dingy, dark room and a doctor is working on his face? The doctor is terrified of his response and says "you see what I have to work with here"
That's what the beautician at that place had to deal with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Insurance wouldn't cover it. Pre-existing damage they said.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (Rvt88)
I prefer my semen to be cooked, well done if possible
Posted by: John Podesta at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (GIeIM)
Fleischer says Trump shouldn't go to next debate if he's still COVID-19 positive
BY ZACK BUDRYK - 10/07/20 03:44 PM EDT 128
Fleischer says Trump shouldn't go to next debate if he's still COVID-19 positive
Former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer said Wednesday that President Trump should not attend the debate scheduled for next week in person if he continues to test positive for the coronavirus before then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (rjE57)
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If they read AoS they would know he's been clear for four days.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (QPcUQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (VtXra)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (r+sAi)
She just went into the beauty parlor to get an estimate!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (YqDXo)
That, or a second opinion.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2020 04:14 PM (YpOYp)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (HwiWi)
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Holy fuck, how do I get the taste out of my mouth?
Posted by: Rabid Raccoon at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (LxTcq)
There's one in the spare kit under my trunk if anyone needs it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: John Podesta at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (GIeIM)
I'm trying to keep up, but is no one else allowed to get Regeneron?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Never mind, just found the answer. Doctors have to make a "compassionate use" request, which trump's doctors did.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (G51Gf)
Or I'm thinking maybe skin tight scuba gear with several socks stuffed into the crotch to help with the women and gay votes.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel - at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (LxTcq)
++++++++++++++
Vaccines may be a long way off, but there is solid therapeutic treatment available now:
- Eliminate soy
- Eat red meat
- Drink beer and/or whiskey
- Engage in sport shooting
- Rail your wife. If you don't have a wife, find one
There ya go. The TDS treatment for men. Patent not pending, because it's just common sense advice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Menack at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (KLuIa)
Were they not following the Science?
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: David French at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (LxTcq)
Gutenberg did that shit centuries ago.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (YpOYp)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (nv0lC)
2020 ends with a Trump election victory
and his serum being the cure to COVID...
Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (tWnED)
Posted by: wth at October 07, 2020 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
Shoulda worn body armor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (HwiWi)
Look at the bones!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (HwiWi)
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Holy fuck, how do I get the taste out of my mouth?
Posted by: Rabid Raccoon at October 07, 2020 04:15 PM (kTF2Z)
They are nasty and disease-ridden trash pickers, and they smell horrid. WH reporters, that is.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (KnJdm)
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at October 07, 2020 04:13 PM (WHmC/)
He is the Omega Man but all the TDS folks in the "Family" with Matthias are too far gone to cure.
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Shemp Smith's Dentist at October 07, 2020 04:09 PM (sWM8x)
This comes up in the moron-written book: 'Wearing the Cat', available on Amazon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Rabid Raccoon at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 07, 2020 04:12 PM (rjE57)
I'm going to guess there are specific rules in place, for what can and cannot be said about the President's (and presumably other government types) health.
In other words, they can say "he's doing better," but can't say what actual test results are.
Something like that. I'm not sure they would be exactly, but I'm thinking there have to be some rules for that.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (4NtsG)
2020 ends with a Trump election victory
and his serum being the cure to COVID...
Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (tWnED)
Make 2020 great again.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020
*
*
Or maybe the hissing opossum from this morning's Morning Rant?
No, opossums don't get rabies, but think how embarrassing it would be for the reporter to be bitten by something that looks that unfinished.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (BeVEe)
Posted by: josephistan at October 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo)
pdjt would just be trying to make the next debate fair...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (nv0lC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (Gd3Hn)
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Thought you might've succumbed to the grasses,
Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (glGDV)
One of them, no joke, was the Them to Mr Ed, which they said when played backward goes "source of the Devil"
Which, once you've been told that, you can actually hear it. I mean the line makes no sense but its plain as day.
I used to play that bit when I DJ'd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)
I would love to see a rabid raccoon clamp it's teeth into the carotid artery of a WH reporter
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:11 PM (HwiWi)
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I've been pulling for "Kayleigh McEnany releasing a hungry panther in the White House press room," but infecting reporters with rabies is also fine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (nv0lC)
+++++
Works *every* time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (3aI0K)
Source? Other than Paul Sperry.
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (o0tco)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (eXmcp)
++++++++++
Embrace the healing power of and. Use a rabid panther.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Fevered Dreams Of David French at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (VtXra)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (kA3Cp)
Trump will test positive for high than normal levels of midi-chlorians.
Posted by: YIKES! at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Weasel at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (MVjcR)
I'm devloping anti-bodies.
*chews on grass**lips swell up*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (Gd3Hn)
Army Reserve launches investigation into Cunningham
https://t.co/U8W8UvxesT?amp=1
The U.S. Army Reserve is investigating North Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Cal Cunningham after he admitted to exchanging romantic text messages with the wife of a combat veteran.
"The Army Reserve is investigating the matters involving Lt. Col. James Cunningham," Army Reserve spokesman Lt. Col. Simon Flake told The Hill. "As such, we are unable to provide further details at this time."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (FBrfY)
Why does the GOP wing of the uniparty always agree to allow these hacks to moderate? No one knows how to vette?
Posted by: Archer at October 07, 2020 04:04 PM (gmo/4)
It's a good question. It's very frustrating.
I don't know why a candidate doesn't just say "nah, I'm good. I'll only do a debate in a format that makes sense, with a host / time keeper. Not with a left wing media hack."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (66BnU)
Yeah, I am figuring that Kamala isn't all that sharp.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: The Fevered Dreams Of David French at October 07, 2020 04:19 PM (VtXra)
++++++++++++
That's *my* fevered dream.
It's French's cold terror.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: demoncrat at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (sOEpp)
Perhaps, like Joe, they didnt remember who they actually supported
Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (tWnED)
oh man.... 2020 you bastard
Posted by: HB at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Rabid Raccoon at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (nv0lC)
The Trump campaign is leaving a ticket for Tupac Shakur at tonight's VP debate because Kamala Harris called him her favorite rapper alive
________
How 'bout a front row cardboard cutout of Willie Brown making his Oh-Face?
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (KLuIa)
Posted by: Kamala lala bing bang at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (VtXra)
Trump's in the Oval Office with Mark Meadows and at least one other WH official. I can see him at the next debate, "No quarantine, NO quarantine!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I've been pulling for "Kayleigh McEnany is a hungry cougar", but she's not old enough yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (uyUBX)
Army Reserve launches investigation into Cunningham
https://t.co/U8W8UvxesT?amp=1
The U.S. Army Reserve is investigating North Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Cal Cunningham after he admitted to exchanging romantic text messages with the wife of a combat veteran.
"The Army Reserve is investigating the matters involving Lt. Col. James Cunningham," Army Reserve spokesman Lt. Col. Simon Flake told The Hill. "As such, we are unable to provide further details at this time."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (FBrfY)
He violated the UCMJ by committing adulatory. Banging another soldiers wife?! Yikkesss..
Especially since it sounds like the other soldier was an NCO, and he's a Lt. Col.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bidens handlers at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: steevy
Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (uyUBX)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (4NtsG)
*chews on grass**lips swell up*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM
You shouldn't have that ass grass or gas bumper sticker on your car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (D/csL)
Everybody alive, stand up and holler!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)
She should have just showed them the hot sauce in her purse.
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (o0tco)
It won't get asked, which is how you know.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Billy Dee at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: demoncrat at October 07, 2020 04:20 PM (sOEpp)
===============
We are pretty excited he survived his afternoon nap.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (VtXra)
Posted by: steevy
Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM
Girl you know it's true...
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (D/csL)
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell
He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (vcOmj)
Cal Cunningham
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (HwiWi)
One of the saddest videos I've ever seen is someone giving a Raccoon
cotton candy, which it runs to the water to wash down before eating and
it just dissolves away to nothing. The poor thing looks so dejected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)
And this too was the story of the Obama presidency....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel - at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (v2c9/)
yeah she's like black Kryptonite for the campaign, she pushes black voters away like a tornado throws around trailers. Every time she opens her mouth about it, more blacks walk away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
Were they not following the Science?
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (aO8Gd)
_______
Nate Silver's computer model.
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (KLuIa)
Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (nL4fk)
After three days of battle, I threw down my enemy, and he smote his ruin upon the mountainside. He smote hard, let me tell you, you can go and see the crater. People are looking at the mountain of ruin and saying, 'This is the greatest smack down since Eärendil, maybe ever.'
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Rabid Raccoon at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++
Without recourse. Unlike an elephant. I saw a video fo a construction crew somewhere in SE Asia that was using elephants and a worker was on a break eating a candy bar. Elephants like candy, and and elephant chained up asked for some.
The construction worker held out the candy bar, only to snatch it away from the elephant. He did it a few times, and elephant took little half-steps backward throughout. Once the worker was in range and played that game again, the elephant decked him with his trunk and flung him a good 20 feet back into a construction zone.
Don't taunt animals that big...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020
*
*
I thought you were going to say the cotton candy gets stuck in the raccoon's throat and it dies horribly. Better a little disappointment!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (BeVEe)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 03:49 PM (G2zl5)
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Trump should start donating his sperm.
Posted by: Earl Butts at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (6CtMt)
violated the Uniform Code of Military Justice by banging the wife of
another military veteran...
May have? Adultery is definitely a violation of the UCMJ. At least it was when I was in the military.
Posted by: fly at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (p45hG)
Especially since it sounds like the other soldier was an NCO, and he's a Lt. Col.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Yeah, that's a major no-no in the military. Cause for court martial and separation from the service, at least.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (YynYJ)
My beard turned white first, then my hair started, but I know what you mean. You can tell when someone is coloring part of their hair and not the other. It looks so sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (D/csL)
We don't deserve Trump and Pence. That's fantastic.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2020 04:24 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Elvis at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (j9HX3)
If you can get past P Diddies stringy whiny voice, Victory features probably the hardest, rawest rap lyrics delivers by Biggie that I've ever heard.
And I don't like rap.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (giRRm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (D/csL)
I had to look that up. I'm so lame.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (Gd3Hn)
But I think the jokes In Fatman will be entirely deadpan. Not for the kids.
Posted by: Sassy at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (3aI0K)
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Links, buddy. Links!
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (t+7Up)
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Elvis at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (22mNy)
337 Joe Biden is now the subject of an active federal criminal investigation into his role in the CI probe directed at Trump's 2016 campaign.
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (3aI0K)
"his 'role' in the CI probe." His role was "Man holding open jar of Vaseline," during the chase scene.
Whattaya mean, "citation?"
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (o2MD2)
Can I smell the girls now? And watch them dance?
Posted by: This is Joe Biden? And I approved this message? at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Jim Acosta, please buy my book "Enemy Of The People" at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (VtXra)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
"He's developing antibodies to the virus"
Sleepy Joe Hardest Hit
Woje up from his nap with the news.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (8l1ux)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2020 04:18 PM (eXmcp)
++++++++++
Yes, many young men pull for her.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (QPcUQ)
Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM
I do manscape, you know!
Posted by: Frank L. at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (DMUuz)
It won't get asked, which is how you know.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (B2mhs)
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Just like in the Hound of Baskerville, the dog that did not bark.
Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (o2MD2)
+++++++
The poor thing looks miserable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: steevy
Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM
Girl you know it's true...
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (D/csL)
_______
Kamala had mastered lip-syncing before it was cool ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (KLuIa)
323 The left 100% assured me that Covid has a second, deadlier round in the infected that kills 100% of the time.
Were they not following the Science?
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 07, 2020 04:16 PM (aO8Gd)
_______
Nate Silver's computer model.
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:23 PM (KLuIa)
Imma gonna gitcha!
Posted by: Covid 19 at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (34lUx)
Posted by: General Ripper at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (nOJDr)
Can I smell the girls now? And watch them dance?
Posted by: This is Joe Biden? And I approved this message? at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (kZT36)
Can you imagine the mushroom cloud over CNN if Trump had said that?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (D/csL)
Posted by: Earl Butts
What a movie concept.
The Boys from Queens.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (KLuIa)
+++++++++++
That's "lip *sinking.*"
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020 03:52 PM (t+7Up)
Doesn't matter.. biden would still have to quarantine for 10 to 14 days or until he has what is it, 3 or 4 consecutive negative tests.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (WJ1z2)
also I think tonite Melania should lock away the President's devices or distract him or something. We really don't need him tweeting thru the debate!!!
lol I know, it's hopeless
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Sassy at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (tUGnI)
Good movie, one of Gibson's best.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Biz Markie not on the list, as his superiority is universally acknowledged.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)
Whatduyaexpect? He has corona virus.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Sugar Hill Gang > Sir Mixalot > Snoop > Ice Cube > 2Pac
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (KnJdm)
I'm telling you, they will run this place before you know it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (xfb67)
into his role in the CI probe directed at Trump's 2016 campaign.
Posted by: SMOD at October 07, 2020 04:17 PM (3aI0K)
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Two scoops for everyone tonight!
Posted by: Donald J. Trump, ice cream supplier to America at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (VtXra)
Joe needs more coaching, and less dementia ... everything comes out wrong. But it is hard to keep all the lies straight. "Come on man, that has all been debunked" ... not that effective.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: steevy
Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (uyUBX)
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Vanilla Ice.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (MC2Wq)
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (H8QX
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You cannot leave liberalism to fester.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (Eicbe)
The best of it isn't terrible, its like Disco. There's an ocean of horrible crap and a tiny puddle of good stuff.
Unlike disco, its been going on for like 30 years, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)
"Trump quietly installed a major Republican Party donor with no letter carrying experience to be postmaster general"
you need to have experience as a letter carrier to run the post office?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: LL Cool J at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (/6GbT)
I watched "Killing Reagan" last night, starring Tim
Matheson about the assassination attempt. Not bad.
Posted by: Ordinary American
Did he use his Jonny Quest voice?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (iMZgs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (RuIsu)
lol I know, it's hopeless
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 07, 2020
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If anybody can distract him, it's Melania.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (BeVEe)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (t+qrx)
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Canadian {alt|pop|hip-hop} group (it sort of depends on the year) Len did a tribute to Biz Markie called "Man of the Year."
This is your weird and not very good deep cut for the day:
https://youtu.be/Waok1NkMMkk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (p7r9F)
Posted by: Jonah at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (O/Ao+)
you need to have experience as a letter carrier to run the post office?
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It works as something to bitch about.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (Eicbe)
I agree with that, although I'd dump snoop down under Ice Cube now that I think about it. He's just not that good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (4a9Vv)
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Does being the son of a mailman count?
Posted by: Gov. Katshit at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (KLuIa)
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That's "lip *sinking.*"
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (hYcqw)
That would be lip smacking.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (WJ1z2)
There a youtube video of a raccoon stealing cat food. It grabs as much
as it's 2 front paws can carry and runs off on 2 legs like a human.
I'm telling you, they will run this place before you know it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (xfb67)
Not if we have anything to do with it.
Posted by: Otters at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (nOJDr)
The best of it isn't terrible, its like Disco. There's an ocean of horrible crap and a tiny puddle of good stuff.
Unlike disco, its been going on for like 30 years, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
hold your tongue, heathen
DISCO is the best!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Biz Markie not on the list, as his superiority is universally acknowledged.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020
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Markie Post >>>> Biz Markie
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (BeVEe)
And he has no military experience at all, how can he be a general???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:30 PM (BeVEe)
True, dat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (O2TzN)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM
No, but you need a father who was one to be a legimate President.
Posted by: John Kasich at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (nxdel)
As my kids became teenagers I would allow them to play their preferred radio stations when we were in the car together. The one exception was if someone started rapping, or talking in the song.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (t+7Up)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jonah
John James is leading? Well hot dog!
James is a really great guy, I hope he wins.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (66BnU)
That none of these stories are appearing means the entire media are Borg-like, the treatment is not important because it would prove the one man right whom they must demonize.
It could also mean that the entire world media are concentrated in just a few hands who are in the business of dezinformacija.
Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2020 04:31 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (22mNy)
Rush wants to apologize for "Roll the Bones"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020
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Even if it was Lorne Green with "Ringo"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (BeVEe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2020 04:02 PM (95x6v)
She just went into the beauty parlor to get an estimate!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Well, we'll be able to tell more about it once we get it up on the rack.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (HwiWi)
Right, Jake Tapper ranted about how they didn't know anything about his treatments but... no reporter is digging into it either.
Why no?
Because most of reporting done today is sitting around scrolling on their phone through twitter and reddit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (KZzsI)
This isn't true. In the weirdest timeline Hillary won the election but she's an intelligent, decent, law-abiding, patriot. She and Bill are married. They have four kids. Neither has ever cheated on the other.
It's crazy.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM
Yea, after his dick rotted off.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (D/csL)
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (VtXra)
Well, now we can go back to the Melania tapes. Did everyone know about them? They were juuuust about to be October's biggest scandal when Trump tested pos. I'm really amazed that's not part of the "he's not really sick" conspiracy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020
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Even if it was Lorne Green with "Ringo"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (BeVEe)
Rapture?
85% of the discography of Tom Waits?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020
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Was gonna say four, but you know, her feet were really not that great.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (BeVEe)
Every rule has an exception.
He practiced with that deadly gun
And hour on hour I watched in awe
No human being could match the draw of Ringo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fly at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (p45hG)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (22mNy)
I wonder if other postmasters general were letter-carriers. I doubt it. I think to be a Bureaucrat, Grade 135 you have to have an uninterrupted career of surly worthlessness, without accomplishing a single useful task the entire time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (eXmcp)
Better, faster, stronger
N-now th-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (jbF6h)
TRUMP IS INVESTIGATING HIS POLITICAL RIVALS !!!
REEEEEEE !
Posted by: Lefties Everywhere at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (tWnED)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (hYcqw)
One night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
drank 'em in the car on his way
to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
gas in a can, drove home, doused
everything in the house, torched it,
parked across the street, laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red then
Frank put on a top forty station
got on the Hollywood Freeway
headed north
Never could stand that dog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (BeVEe)
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They might have needed more sunlight.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Seriously! gees. That was uncalled for. Ugh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (Gd3Hn)
Wow!!! NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, THE BIGGEST OF ALL POLITICAL SCANDALS (IN HISTORY)!!! BIDEN, OBAMA AND CROOKED HILLARY LED THIS TREASONOUS PLOT!!! BIDEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO RUN - GOT CAUGHT!!!
Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (QPcUQ)
Posted by: RM at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (U3LtS)
With black unemployment stats and an actual, direct appeal to black voters.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (cmdDa)
His career as a life-long "official" is over.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (2nFxy)
That's why womyn's magazines in the checkout aisle still show that shaved Wookiee Michael O'Bama and not the former model Melania, who speaks 5 languages and dresses to kill.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (HaL55)
Oh, Brennan is defending his declassified notes on MSNBC.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (bN6TL)
rap stinks. yelling in bad English that rhymes and has some beat is neither music nor poetry.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (4a9Vv)
Trump. And he was like, well of course Trump got oxygen, EVERYONE who
shows up to the hospital with any type of flu like symptoms gets oxygen.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM
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The media was claiming that Trump was put on a ventilator, not just oxygen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: steevy
Or Vanilla Ice.
They could try giving her some black cred by having her shoot free throws. Hey, it worked once! All she has to do is hit the backboard, not actually sink any shots.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (hYcqw)
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Whoah! Timeout!
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2020 04:33 PM (RuIsu)
My whiter than white Mrs. can rap Rapper's Delight. It is hilarious.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (KnJdm)
She just went into the beauty parlor to get an estimate!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Well, we'll be able to tell more about it once we get it up on the rack.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
They had to execute a special order for Bond-o, as her work would have exhausted supplies for California and all its immediately surrounding states.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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Lowers cancer risk as well!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)
Wow!!! NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, THE BIGGEST OF ALL POLITICAL SCANDALS (IN HISTORY)!!! BIDEN, OBAMA AND CROOKED HILLARY LED THIS TREASONOUS PLOT!!! BIDEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO RUN - GOT CAUGHT!!!
Posted by: Braenyard
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Is Ben Rothlisberger socking him? Or... the other way around????
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (34lUx)
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Has he no shame?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)
It won't get asked, which is how you know.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:22 PM (B2mhs)
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Just like in the Hound of Baskerville, the dog that did not bark.
Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2020 04:26 PM (nL4fk)
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The dog that did not bark is from Silver Blaze, not Hound.
/pedant
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (MC2Wq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (hYcqw)
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Whoah! Timeout!
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM
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This space intentionally left blank.
That's what I want on my Tombstone........
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (JUOKG)
https://tinyurl.com/4p2he3b
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (VtXra)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:36 PM (Eicbe)
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Missed it by one :-(
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)
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x 100.
400s are problems
500s are failures.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM
AOC prefers bushy eyebrows.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (D/csL)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (HwiWi)
That and have Dana White do a "stare off" between Kamala and Mike beforehand.
Posted by: Zek at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (r4fw8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (nxdel)
letter-carriers. I doubt it. I think to be a Bureaucrat, Grade 135 you
have to have an uninterrupted career of surly worthlessness, without
accomplishing a single useful task the entire time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (eXmcp)
Through the 19th century, running the post office was the plum cabinet position.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (jbF6h)
His career as a life-long "official" is over.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:35 PM (2nFxy)
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"These people are going to eat us when we lose if we keep telling them that we're up by 12."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (wKMAO)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (4a9Vv)
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True, but he did run a logistics and shipping firm. You know, the exact same skillset and all. This is like saying that someone who ran FedEx is unqualified to run the USPS. It's asinine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (HwiWi)
Add that to the list of things people don't do when they are wining.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Sassy at October 07, 2020 04:25 PM (tUGnI)
Good movie, one of Gibson's best.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 07, 2020 04:27 PM (H8QX
Brawl in Cell Block 99 Vince Vaughn must kill a man in Cell Block 99 or they will kill his Unborn Child. Everyone except the Abortionist refers to the unborn Child as a baby. And the Abortionist is treated as the most vile person.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (dKiJG)
Even my far left idiot friends didn't buy that one.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (fFtVH)
Yeah basically no work, plenty of money and opportunities for graft.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (xh00W)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (HwiWi)
Add that to the list of things people don't do when they are wining.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)
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I remember 2016 when they thought they were winning.
They laughed at Trump.
They weren't afraid of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (wKMAO)
500s are failures.
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:38 PM (Eicbe)
++++++++++
HTTP 503: Service Unavailable
So yes, a failure. But I think that Comment 503: Comment Unavailable is acceptable...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:32 PM (BeVEe)
Rapture?
85% of the discography of Tom Waits?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM (t+qrx)
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Oh, I didn't say if they talk I would change from MY preferred station. Just theirs.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (t+7Up)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
If you have to ask...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (uyUBX)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (UNxyx)
208 180 Semen prevents tooth decay. That's what I always told my dates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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Lowers cancer risk as well!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (+ldAm)
(obligatory) and its a dessert topping!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (Gd3Hn)
You'd think that would sink in at some point. The left will go absolutely batpoo crazy if Trump wins after these ridiculous polls, and what will their target be?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Anyone know if that is true?
Posted by: Thatch at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (DVIuX)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
$20, same as in town.
Oh, Trump antibodies. Sorry.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 07, 2020 04:28 PM (4a9Vv)
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True, but he did run a logistics and shipping firm. You know, the exact same skillset and all. This is like saying that someone who ran FedEx is unqualified to run the USPS. It's asinine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (hYcqw)
Should have went with John Kasich. Not sure if you heard, but his dad was a mailman
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (o0tco)
So yes, a failure. But I think that Comment 503: Comment Unavailable is acceptable...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (hYcqw)
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You're right. I was thinking of TRJM's "404 Comment Not Found".
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (uyUBX)
In fairness, that can describe literally any genre of music.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:34 PM
We may not be the biggest contingent of 'rons at the AoSHQ, but we're the best!
Posted by: Quentin T. at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Axeman at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (Eicbe)
++++++++++
He was my inspiration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: runner at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM (uSkUN)
THREAT TO NATION
Posted by: NYT Headlines at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJ
It also contains a whitener.
Posted by: Weaning
Natural anti-depressant. And a moisturizer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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Lowers cancer risk as well!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 07, 2020 04:37 PM (+ldAm)
(obligatory) and its a dessert topping!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:40 PM (Gd3Hn)
Etches concrete, too.
...what?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)
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Their Master's plan.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 04:43 PM (QPcUQ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 07, 2020 04:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bob Uecker at October 07, 2020 04:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (o0tco)
Hunter Biden was available.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: NYT Headlines at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Shift change at the nursing station.
The inmates are unsupervised for 15 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (uyUBX)
The message of "The Message" would be cancelled these days. They used the "f" word in it:
..."spend the next two years as an undercover fag, being used and abused, burn like hell till one day you was found hung dead in your cell. It was plain to see that your life was lost, you was cold and your body swung back and forth, and now your eyes sing the same sad song of one who lived so fast and died so young."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (jbF6h)
"These people are going to eat us when we lose if we keep telling them that we're up by 12."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 04:39 PM (wKMAO)
Hopefully that's what will happen. But too many will believe the lies: Russia, China, voter suppression, cheating in 12 different ways, and I'll bet those aren't all.
Posted by: Gref at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: runner at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (uSkUN)
Just rolling out of bed after their long night of cheap beer, cheetos and a furry convention.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (r+sAi)
1) Joe is really up that much, despite the total lack of evidence of it on the ground.
2) They know Trump's up big and are setting the stage for: "Drumpf cheated! Fraud! Collusion! Impeach! Not my prez! Riot!!"
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2020 03:58
Plus you can't get preggers then!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (D/csL)
Where is the AoSHQ poll troll. I like him.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (VtXra)
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Why do poll trolls show up at the same time every afternoon?. Is it shift work?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM
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Union rules. Glory hole workers get two 15 min. breaks per 8 hour shift.
Posted by: irright at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
That's when the assistant poll trolls have to muck out the glory hole stalls.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:45 PM (KnJdm)
- Things Hillary Clinton's Campaign Manager said.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2020 04:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 07, 2020 04:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 04:42 PM
Got to get their Soros check.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 07, 2020 04:45 PM (D/csL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 04:45 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 07, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
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I don't know about the transfer of dragon energy but I do know that Trump needs to schedule donating plasma AS SOON AS HE IS ALLOWED TO.
The PR on that will be wonderful for him -- POTUS donates his plasma to help save others.
Posted by: Venus at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (iYXhj)
I'm trying to even remember what pretzel-tastic defense Brennan gave for his meeting with Obama re Hillary's campaign just now, but he did point out that what Hillary did was entirely legal, which I've been wondering about. Hire a foreign scumbag to front your campaign lies? Honestly, it's not illegal, is it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Long time lurker, first time poster at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (jI02I)
h5u7j6i86ji8
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (G51Gf)
left will go absolutely batpoo crazy if Trump wins after these
ridiculous polls, and what will their target be?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)
Us
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 07, 2020
*
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Disco at its best was exciting, with a flavor of danger (see "Staying Alive" and "She Works Hard For the Money").
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (BeVEe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (YynYJ)
okay it was the only good Rap song, ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)
No one knows who Trump is. It's crucial he gets his name out there !!
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Spypeach at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (Up/Jb)
That's Blonde Morticia for Nooooooooooooooood!
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (ExV1e)
left will go absolutely batpoo crazy if Trump wins after these
ridiculous polls, and what will their target be?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)
Us
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (J70i0)
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Or, more likely, their adjacent businesses that have been left standing after a summer of burning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (wKMAO)
Because we should.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (bN6TL)
1) Joe is really up that much, despite the total lack of evidence of it on the ground.
2) They know Trump's up big and are setting the stage for: "Drumpf cheated! Fraud! Collusion! Impeach! Not my prez! Riot!!"
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 07, 2020 04:44 PM
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If biden was really up by 14+ points he would quit campaigning, yet he was in PA yesterday.
12-14 points ahead Nationally is nixon/mcgovern levels of 49 State sweep smack down like in 1972 and joe is anywhere close to that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2020 04:47 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 07, 2020 04:48 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 07, 2020 04:48 PM (yQpMk)
This is like saying my Congressman never committed armed robbery. I'm not worried- they will get the hang of it.
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2020 04:48 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Jewells45
ABBA FTW!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2020 04:48 PM (W2Pud)
Anyone know if that is true?
Posted by: Thatch at October 07, 2020 04:41 PM (DVIuX)
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1. Trump is not out of money (Biden only has $30 million more than him).
2. Trump pulled ads from IA and OH because he is far enough ahead that there is no chance for Biden winning them. He is moving that money/ad buys to other states where it is tighter (PA for example). That is common towards the end of campaigns.
Posted by: Venus at October 07, 2020 04:49 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 07, 2020 04:49 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 04:50 PM (QPcUQ)
okay it was the only good Rap song, ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)
No lies detected.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 07, 2020 04:50 PM (5FCda)
EVERY metric, except for public polls, has Trump winning -- more primary votes than ANY sitting POTUS in history (including Reagan), rally attendance/boat parades, HUGE voter registration gains for Rs in swing states, ground game, actual $ being spent (i.e., fact Biden is running ads in MN and not TX, Trump is shifting $ away from Iowa and OH because internals have him so far ahead he can concentrate on tighter states) etc.
Public Polls early October 2016 had:
NBC: Hillary +14
ABC: Hillary +12
CBS: Hillary +11
AP: Hillary +12
Monmouth: Hillary +12
Atlantic: Hillary +12
USA Today: Hillary +10
CNBC: Hillary +10
Rasmussen: Hillary +7
Posted by: Venus at October 07, 2020 04:52 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 07, 2020 04:55 PM (o0tco)
No incumbent can win when they're broke and running no ads. Trump is
just a punching bag now.
Where, specifically?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 07, 2020 04:56 PM (4EyHE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 07, 2020 04:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 07, 2020 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)
It's either polls or money. Same stupid trolling everyday and you're too much of a weenie to stick with the same handle.lol.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 05:03 PM (WkPC9)
It would be nice to know what the internal polls actually show. I told the guys on my football board if things were really close Trump would not be campaigning in MN, which hasn't gone Republican in most people's lifetimes.
Both campaigns seem to think PA is key now from what I can tell.
Posted by: Thatch at October 07, 2020 05:16 PM (DVIuX)
Posted by: Zek at October 07, 2020 05:55 PM (r4fw8)
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