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New AP Style Guide: The Word "Riot" Is Hereby Strongly Discouraged In Connection With "Marginalized" Groups.
(Feel Free to Use Emotional Language With Crimes Committed by Non-Marginalized Groups, Though!)

New guidance on AP Stylebook Online:

Use care in deciding which term best applies:
A riot is a wild or violent disturbance of the peace involving a group of people. The term riot suggests uncontrolled chaos and pandemonium. (1/5)

So if it's a planned, coordinated antifa riot, it's by definition not a riot.

Got it, AP.

Focusing on rioting and property destruction rather than underlying grievance has been used in the past to stigmatize broad swaths of people protesting against lynching, police brutality or for racial justice, going back to the urban uprisings of the 1960s. (2/5)

Unrest is a vaguer, milder and less emotional term for a condition of angry discontent and protest verging on revolt. (3/5)

Also, "unrest" tests better with focus groups. We need to protect the Democrat Party's jihadist wing.


Protest and demonstration refer to specific actions such as marches, sit-ins, rallies or other actions meant to register dissent. They can be legal or illegal, organized or spontaneous, peaceful or violent, and involve any number of people. (4/5)

A protest can be "violent" and we mustn't call it a riot, but still just a "protest"?


Revolt and uprising both suggest a broader political dimension or civil upheavals, a sustained period of protests or unrest against powerful groups or governing systems. (5/5)

The point of that last one is that you can only use the word "revolt" when the left had decided it's time to drop the mask and simply launch an overt violent nationwide insurrection.

But you're also forbidden to call "protests," even if violent, "riots."

So you can't call them revolts and you can't call them riots.

You'll just have to call them by the poll-tested terms "protests" and "moments of unrest."


Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM




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1 Lid!

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 03:46 PM (786Ro)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

3 I am pretty sure you can use the word riot if you say right wing first.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 03:46 PM (kA3Cp)

4 Q-st!

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 03:46 PM (786Ro)

5 Man, Minitru is really bending themselves into pretzels, these days.

Posted by: trev006 at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (CfRie)

6 Also Style Guide: Tea Partiers- Dangerous antigovernment types who should be jailed for assembly.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

7 5th

Posted by: MrObvious at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (k+h+d)

8

"Gas chambers = showers."

- - AP advising Himmler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

9 Top Ten, baby!

Posted by: Casey Kasem at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (H3MF8)

10 Our language has been thoroughly sodomized.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (cGlgB)

11 10 Our language has been thoroughly sodomized.
Posted by: Drew in MO at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (cGlgB)


Sodomy = handshake.

- - AP Style Guide

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2020 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

12 My Grandpa used to tell me all about World Protest II.

Posted by: Ace's Busload or Reprobates at October 02, 2020 03:48 PM (ukNFU)

13 It's a quiet riot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (3H9h1)

14 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

Posted by: John Marston at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (c+5fJ)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Thank God.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (W2Pud)

17 Will the AP need a style book when they are down to 12 "reporters" in the country having realized they can neither afford nor need all the parrots simply saying the same thing?

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (Ojki1)

18 I am pretty sure you can use the word riot if you say right wing first.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 03:46 PM



You can't spell "Patriot" without a r-i-o-t.

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)

19 14 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

Reload if you can't.

Posted by: MrObvious at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (k+h+d)

20 Sock fail. Grrr.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (ukNFU)

21 19 14 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

Reload if you can't.
Posted by: MrObvious at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (k+h+d)'


Fix bayonets, failing that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)

22 Here's a better idea: I'll continue to call violent street brawling and assorted criminal activity a "riot," whether it involves black people or not.

Novel suggestion, I know.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (A1UwY)

23 Or afford it. Geez, hadn't looked in awhile.

Posted by: John Marston at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (c+5fJ)

24 How is antifa marginalized???


I mean, I know it's made up of mostly pasty, white Idea-Americans, but are Idea-Americans marginalized???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

25 Left wing lunatics burning down cities = peaceful protests

Conservative leaning American patriot shoots rioters in self defense = Literally HITLER!!!!!

Yeah, GFY, AP

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

26 But, no, of course it's not propaganda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

27 Boeing leaving Everett to avoid Inslees asshoe policies= homicide and extortion = extortioncide.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

28 The left reads 1984 as a how to manual.



Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (qlFIA)

29 What ever happened to reporters using concise and efficient language? -- Rhetorical question.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (AiZBA)

30 Do you even need a journalism degree or experience to work for AP? Heck, they tell you what to write and then how to write it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (/669Q)

31 UPI was better.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (hku12)

32 19 14 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

Reload if you can't.
Posted by: MrObvious at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (k+h+d)

Use environmental traps to help as well. Tiger taps for example.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (Ojki1)

33


Mintrue: Doubleplus good AP comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (aJo9D)

34 The AP can suck my meat slinky.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (BD0Jm)

35 14 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.
==============
psssst: Miwall Corp.
Be prepared to buy bulk. But they have the gear.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (eh7lJ)

36 The traditional way to deal with looters is to shoot them.

But then again traditionally the people running a government don't want their cities burned down either.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (qlFIA)

37 Hitler= Pre Trump

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

38 Quiet Riot, hardest hit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (NgKpN)

39 Comrades! There is no unrest here in the wonderful Marxist city of (Portland, Minneapolis, New York, ....). Disregard the shattered windows, burnt out buildings and cars, and nightly flails of rage. None of that is happening. All is wonderful.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 02, 2020 03:51 PM (b6kHD)

40 I saw Quiet Unrest open for Pussy Unrest at the Omni.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (dfRN6)

41

Chinese concentration camp = luxury resort.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (s2VJv)

42 George Orwell wrote more unintentional "How To--" manuals than anyone else in the history of the world.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (HrMC1)

43 BLM is the new KKK.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

44 22 Here's a better idea: I'll continue to call violent street brawling and assorted criminal activity a "riot," whether it involves black people or not.

Novel suggestion, I know.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (A1UwY)

Which works as when you see pictures from a lot of these places they have the diversity of RGB's law clerks.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (Ojki1)

45 I will call it whatever I want - it's my truth.

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

46 So they're instituting a racialist speech policy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

47 D-Lamp was right.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (OUMaO)

48 Chinese concentration camp = luxury resort.


Weight Loss Clinic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

49 I have an acquaintance who was present during--and recorded--some great clips of some of his friends on a "one shot and out" foray in Berkeley last spring with some of the Antifa unwashed masses. Marxist Rat teeth flying everywhere. . . . . . epic. . . . . . ."good night"

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at October 02, 2020 03:52 PM (5DfsO)

50 I hate what is happening with our beautiful English language. But......does anyone with brains really consult the AP Style Guide anymore?

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (tQL7r)

51 Focusing on rioting and property destruction rather than underlying grievance has been used in the past to stigmatize broad swaths of people protesting against lynching, police brutality or for racial justice rioters and looters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

52 got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot, when all I wanted was a cup of tea

Posted by: Rod Stewart at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (2cfUo)

53 Fine! I shall henceforth refer to these violent riotous protest type situations as A rampage. I. E. The rioters went on the rampage in Seattle last night.
There. That should fix everthing!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Vxu+H)

54 Antifa arsonists starting gigantic forest fires = global warming bitches!

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

55

AP - Mass graves = natural resting places

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (aJo9D)

56 So open. There ours we're going to help them .

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (pjHkf)

57 It all starts with language.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (lgiXo)

58 Apropos, my "Make Orwell Fiction Again" facemask arrived yesterday. Gonna try it out running errands tomorrow.

My daughter informs me most people probably won't get it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (dfRN6)

59 We recommend the use of "mandatory work centers," as opposed to "gulags." The latter makes it sound as though the Ocasio-Cortez/Omar administration is making conservative Americans into oppressed political prisoners, when in fact, as beneficiaries of white cisheteronormative privilege, it is impossible for such persons to be oppressed.

Posted by: AP Stylebook Online, 2030 at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (A1UwY)

60
So using the word "riot" is kinda like using the word "barbecue".


I get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (EERbD)

61 Dear AP:

I can turn you inside o-o-o-out
with what I choose
not to do

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

62 Vote like they want to kill you and remind everyone you know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (QPbAP)

63 Newspeak has arrived.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (TB7HE)

64 Comrades! There is no unrest here in the wonderful Marxist city of (Portland, Minneapolis, New York, ....). Disregard the shattered windows, burnt out buildings and cars, and nightly flails of rage.

"In fact, we had to pay extra to get that "Escape from New York" look!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

65 Shorter: It's OK when we do it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)

66 We'll use the abbreviation INJUsticeHATE since this is the righteous act of hating injustice.

In the future when our socialist utopia is realized we will continue INJUHATEs vestigially as a reminder of the evils of the totalitarian constitutional republic, however such INJUHATES will be shortened to two minutes daily.

INJUHATE NONPART is a THOUGHTCRIME.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (Y6UV7)

67 I predict a riot.

Posted by: Kaiser Chiefs at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (oZuI0)

68 AP to readers:

Do not believe your lying eyes.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (bN6TL)

69 53 Fine! I shall henceforth refer to these violent riotous protest type situations as A rampage. I. E. The rioters went on the rampage in Seattle last night.
There. That should fix everthing!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Vxu+H)

Or as an insurrection. And hey, there are laws on the books about how to deal with those things.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (Ojki1)

70 @TrumpRulzz 1h

BREAKING: Democrat Mayor in Rochester, NY who wants to DEFUND the police was just INDICTED for felony campaign finance fraud!!!



Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (cF8AT)

71 21 19 14 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

Reload if you can't.
Posted by: MrObvious at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (k+h+d)'


Fix bayonets, failing that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)

Used to have a 'game' we called Zombie.

1 person would have a Saber, and an airsoft pistol.

Zombie attackers would have a dagger.

Question was, how many Zombies could you survive.

May have to pull that training exercise out again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 02, 2020 03:55 PM (NgKpN)

72 The term "riot" is to be replaced with terms such as:

"Persons of distinguished backgrounds flexing tendons and muscles onto other volatile and non-volatile objects"

"Target store-style struggle session"

"Impromptu meetings of Democratic Party on-the-ground strategists"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 03:55 PM (L2ZTs)

73 Sort of related, and maybe it's just me, but does anyone else have this problem of: your phone will NOT auto correct to "Trump?" But if you type "O-E," your phone autocorrects to "President Barack H. Obama?"

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 02, 2020 03:55 PM (Oka5v)

74 1,450 fps. . . . .a lot quicker than an LEO

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at October 02, 2020 03:55 PM (5DfsO)

75
"You're a real unrest, Alice. Har har har deee har har!"

-- Ralph Kramden

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 03:55 PM (786Ro)

76 The left: There is no rioting in the cities, it is merely peaceful protesting

Also the left: All of the violence at these mostly peaceful protests is the fault of rightwing saboteurs.

Also, also the left: And we need to bail out anyone arrested for violence at our mostly peaceful protests, because it isn't fair to arrest people for violence, arson, or assault if they are leftwing.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 03:55 PM (qlFIA)

77 So the optics are killing them in their internal polls and they up and decide to rewrite language to benefit the Democrats, seems like they are just trying to whitewash the situation. Yeah, whitewash away silly idiots, it still isn't going to change the optics of the instances one bit.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (+YZe8)

78 "Oh, you're a regular peaceful riot, Alice!"

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (HrMC1)

79 APs new motto:

Work will set you free

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

80 73
Sort of related, and maybe it's just me, but does anyone else have this
problem of: your phone will NOT auto correct to "Trump?" But if you type
"O-E," your phone autocorrects to "President Barack H. Obama?
Type in Odildo. Same result.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (5DfsO)

81 68 AP to readers:

Do not believe your lying eyes.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (bN6TL)

You can't hide, your lying eyes!

Posted by: The Eagles at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

82 Okay. Got it. So when white, frat boys run wild that is a "riot", is that correct??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (2sCft)

83 AP

Stalker = Dedicated observer

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (bN6TL)

84 Pussy Riot hardest hit.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (VLEp3)

85 (shrugs) Orwell... What ya gonna do?

Posted by: irright at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (SchQD)

86 Ask again, media, why Americans view you as the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Don't say "riot"; say "fruit cup".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

88

zombie Walter Duranty: These AP guys are good.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2020 03:57 PM (aJo9D)

89 Focusing on rioting and property destruction rather than underlying grievance has been used in the past to stigmatize broad swaths of people protesting against lynching, police brutality or for racial justice, going back to the urban uprisings of the 1960s.

Oooooooooooooh, using one of them fancy dog whistles, are we, AP?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2020 03:57 PM (sG4Hj)

90 77 So the optics are killing them in their internal polls and they up and decide to rewrite language to benefit the Democrats, seems like they are just trying to whitewash the situation. Yeah, whitewash away silly idiots, it still isn't going to change the optics of the instances one bit.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (+YZe

About the term "whitewash"...

Posted by: AP Stylebook at October 02, 2020 03:57 PM (Ojki1)

91 The AP style guide used to mean something long ago. This is why I only use older texts from the 80s and before for such things. My favorite dictionary is the Oxford American Dictionary published in 1982 I believe. Websters's are shite and it is funny the Brits did it better. One thing I like about it is they give preferred pronunciations.

Now you might ask about new words that popped up over the years. Hell, I can get that from ten minutes on the Web.

Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 03:57 PM (eCCR5)

92 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

Reload if you can't.
Posted by: MrObvious at October 02, 2020 03:49 PM (k+h+d)'


Fix bayonets, failing that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October

Guerrilla tactics my friends. When the shooting starts, journalists should be on the primary target list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (B/Xmz)

93 We recommend the use of "mandatory work centers," as opposed to "gulags."
***

I remember in 2016 one of Bernies's advisers saying that under his administration everyone would be guaranteed a job by the government.


A reporter, actually doing her job, asked "well what about people that don't want to work?"

And the response was "of course everyone will be *required* to work"


Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (qlFIA)

94 Amazing how much 'anti-racism' is racist, isn't it?


All this really comes down to liberals thinking, but trying to avoid saying, that black people can't act right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

95 They can change the terms, people will still get what is meant.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet! at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (aUmn5)

96 Protest and demonstration refer to specific actions such as marches, sit-ins, rallies or other actions meant to register dissent. They can be legal or illegal, organized or spontaneous, peaceful or violent, and involve any number of people. (4/5)

So a lynching would now be characterized as a protest, or a demonstration?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

97 There's a Mostly Peaceful Protest Goin' On

Posted by: Sly and the Family Stone at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (oZuI0)

98 I am sleepy, and so am having a glass of iced tea. If anyone cares, here is my recipe for it and it is (though I am biased) extremely good:

- 4x bags of ordinary Lipton or Tetley black tea
- 1x bag of Twinings Earl Grey tea

1. Raise 1/2 gallon of water to boiling
2. Pour boiling water over tea bags
3. Let steep seven minutes
4. Squeeze out and remove the 4x ordinary black tea bags
5. Wait three more minutes
6. Squeeze out and remove the 1x Earl Grey tea bag
7. Let cool to room temperature
8. Refrigerate

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (hYcqw)

99 many shitholes are geographically beautiful

Posted by: KCJeff at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (ND961)

100 It isn't a riot it is a....fiery, diverse block party. With building sized pinatas!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (qlFIA)

101 73
Sort of related, and maybe it's just me, but does anyone else have this
problem of: your phone will NOT auto correct to "Trump?" But if you type
"O-E," your phone autocorrects to "President Barack H. Obama?
Type in Odildo. Same result.
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at October 02, 2020 03:56

When I type in the word write the suggested word has often been supremacist.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (lgiXo)

102 Now you might ask about new words that popped up over the years. Hell, I can get that from ten minutes on the Web.

None of those additions to the 'dictionary' are words, they are mental indoctrination codes. Purge them from your thought banks

Posted by: common sense at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (UCCfH)

103 Don't say "riot"; say "fruit cup".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

I want a fruit cup .

Posted by: Little girl at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (bN6TL)

104 When the Revolution comes, the only allowable words remaining to describe it in the AP Style manual will be "Tea Party"

Posted by: Thatch at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (/hAkd)

105 >>> We recommend the use of "mandatory work centers," as opposed to "gulags."


Adult Education and Vocation Center.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (Y6UV7)

106 Old
Riot Gear

new
protest wear

Posted by: Priapism at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (2cfUo)

107 BREAKING: Democrat Mayor in Rochester, NY who wants to DEFUND the police was just INDICTED for felony campaign finance fraud!!!

Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Tami

So he didn't make his play soon enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

108 What if the riot is really quiet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (ejd/p)

109 If racism is as bad as liberals claim, then riots ARE justified. Own up to it. The problem is, of course, that racism in this country is nowhere near as bad as they claim. Therefore, no one is sympathetic to the riots.

Posted by: Gepid at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (GJwwV)

110 What the fuck, I did Orwell and Kramden socks and someone beat me both times by a minute,

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (HrMC1)

111 Adult Education and Vocation

***

...and organ transplant center

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (qlFIA)

112 Fine! I shall henceforth refer to these violent riotous protest type situations as A rampage. I. E. The rioters went on the rampage in Seattle last night.
There. That should fix everthing!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Vxu+H)


How 'bout:

anarchy, brawl, disturbance, lawlessness, protest, storm, strife, trouble, turbulence, turmoil, uproar, anarchism, burst, commotion, confusion, distemper, flap, fray, free-for-all, fuss, hassle, misrule, mix-up, quarrel, racket, row, ruckus, ruction, rumble, rumpus, run-in, scene, shivaree, shower, snarl, stir, to-do, tumult, brannigan, mob violence, street fighting, wingding.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (AiZBA)

113 Ah, the centralization (and near monopoly) of media power!

Can you imagine any organization 100 years ago having the power to dictate politically correct vocabulary to 95% of the media?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (M/9m0)

114

AP - gulags = exercise and weight loss clinics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (aJo9D)

115 This is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Seems to make it official that any event that AP describes as a "protest" is really a violent riot, doesn't it?

Posted by: A Tabby Cat at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (dJs6r)

117 Here's the BBC report of the Virginia TV Journalist shot on air. The MSM was really upset about this for 2 hours until the killer was revealed to be her black cameraman upset about her racism. Then it hit the memory hole.



In honor of the new AP Style Guide, I'm calling this a 'workplace misunderstanding.'



https://tinyurl.com/y49t9fas



Wes



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (v2c9/)

118 92 Buy ammo.
If you can find it.

I think I've got 30/30 ammo from the late 60's

9mm from the late 70's

aged to perfection

Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (O+AcM)

119 Newspeak. It's all in the novel 1984.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (qpX6U)

120 I recall an SNL sketch from waaaay back about a group of Los Angeles low-riders. They kept interrupting people talking about them with, "It's not a gang, it's a club!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (dfRN6)

121
Guerrilla tactics my friends. When the shooting starts, journalists should be on the primary target list.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (B/Xmz)

I don't know, while it would be emotionally satisfying most reporters likely will off themselves through stupidity. There are others who are more dangerous in such a situation then these soy bois.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Ojki1)

122
Can you imagine any organization 100 years ago having the power to dictate politically correct vocabulary to 95% of the media?
___

I can comrade!

Posted by: Lenin at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (qlFIA)

123 107 BREAKING: Democrat Mayor in Rochester, NY who wants to DEFUND the police was just INDICTED for felony campaign finance fraud!!!

Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Tami

So he didn't make his play soon enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

If I'm not mistaken, the mayor is a black woman that recently fired the chief of police.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (cF8AT)

124 Peaceful protests that have intensified.

Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (UDoTZ)

125 What the fuck, I did Orwell and Kramden socks and someone beat me both times by a minute,
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (HrMC1)


The time machine is real.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

126 For some reason I remember when retard or retarded were perfectly acceptable words, then they became mentally handicapped and then that group became special.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (lgiXo)

127 Anyone else read about Rick Moranis getting sucker-punched in NYC?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

128 89 Focusing on rioting and property destruction rather than underlying grievance has been used in the past to stigmatize broad swaths of people protesting against lynching, police brutality or for racial justice, going back to the urban uprisings of the 1960s.
----
Most of the reporting on Ted Bundy also focused on his actions rather than his "underlying grievance."

Posted by: Interesting Times at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (i8rSt)

129 >Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 03:58 PM (hYcqw)


I can haz whiskey in it?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (sjdRT)

130 My AP Stylebook is from 1982. It focuses on the "ABCs" of journalism: accuracy, brevity and clarity, not on obfuscation of the meaning of words.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (L9P9s)

131 14 19,21, 71,

Suggest you read John Farnam's comments regarding pistols, shotguns, and rifles and the maximum effective range and recovery time (as important). Relevant caselaw and geographic location also should guide one's decision.

Pertinent to zombie time if one is so inclined to be concerned about such stuff.

The bottleneck to reloading now is primers and bullets in some popular diameters and weights. Powder, if you are flexible, is still available as are presses (if you are flexible).

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (OLiBJ)

132 What if the riot is really quiet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

--

They still have big hair.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (kA3Cp)

133 Now does that include planning fire bombing and murders? So if that part in unplanned is it a riot?

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (OjZpE)

134 We need to update the AoSHQ Styleguide.

Tuesday shall now be known as Nearly Consensual Tuesday.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (q2K0j)

135 BREAKING: Democrat Mayor in Rochester, NY who wants to DEFUND the police was just INDICTED for felony campaign finance fraud!!!

Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 03:54 PM (cF8AT)


Lovely Warren? Oh no. When oh when will The Man stop oppressing her people with the white man's law?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

136 I can haz whiskey in it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (sjdRT)
+++++++++++
Sure. I'd recommend waiting until after step 8, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (hYcqw)

137 What if the riot is really quiet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Sorry, nothing is ever going to make them cool. Their names are Randy and Kelly, for fuck's sake!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (QPbAP)

138 Still mostly peaceful right?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (22mNy)

139 108 What if the riot is really quiet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2020 03:59 PM (ejd/p)


Then you won't feel the noise

Posted by: Priapism at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (2cfUo)

140 their "Style Guide" sounds more like an "AgitProp Talking Points guide".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (Cus5s)

141 AP Style Guide takes off its Stupid mask to reveal actual lunacy underneath it.

*cue up the Scooby Gang with Fred snatching the mask off AP Style Guide*

Let's see who's really behind all this.

The DNC!!!!!

Ruh Roh!

*Velma faints*

Posted by: Just Lily at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (/6hjN)

142 Funny, I don't seem to remember anything about the real civil rights protestors burning anything down or killing anyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (xfb67)

143 What if the riot is really quiet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Bang your head?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (HrMC1)

144 What's funny is the Obama admin made a point of redefining terrorism as "violent extremism" (which is still the DHS protocol), Antifa meets the definition of violent extremism to a T.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (eMEkg)

145 Rape = protesting the puthy?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

146 their "Style Guide" sounds more like an "AgitProp Talking Points guide".
Posted by: illiniwek at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (Cus5s)
+++++++++++
"The Associated Press Manual of Newspeak"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (hYcqw)

147
Couldn't we substitute "lemon party" for "riot"?

That seems like a better fit.

Like so:

'
"Lemon Parties refer to specific actions such as lemon parties, more lemon parties, Parties du Lemon or scrotum inflation meant to register dissent.

Lemon Parties can be legal or illegal, organized or spontaneous, peaceful or violent, and involve any number of people."


There. Now no stigma attaches to any riot lemon party or violent protest lemon party.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (EERbD)

148 The Associated Press also had a chirpy article explaining how likely it is that Trump will have a serious case of the CCP virus.

He's 74!
He's overweight!
He takes drugs to control his cholesterol!
He's male!
And, and... well, that's about it, actually.

One true thing stated in the article is that CCP virus is unpredictable, so we'll have to see. (Remember that UK Prime Minister Brois Johnson had to be put in intensive care.)

But the article concludes glumly that for all of its hope for a serious case, odds are that it will be mild.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (I2/tG)

149 When
Can
We Start
Killing
Them?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (CLteG)

150 We need to update the AoSHQ Styleguide.

"Journalist" is out. The preferred term is "low IQ communist operative."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

151 @TrumpWarRoom

Minnesota paper mocks Trump's COVID diagnosis, urges readers to laugh and condemns liberals taking the high road

https://tinyurl.com/y5dlk7x6

And:

https://tinyurl.com/y6p7we3h

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

152 lynch mob would be the accurate description

Posted by: x at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (nFwvY)

153 Funny, I don't seem to remember anything about the real civil rights protestors burning anything down or killing anyone.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM (xfb67)

Because they were protesting for ACTUAL civil rights--which they never would have gained if they burned things down

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (HrMC1)

154 How do you say go suck the dicks of the mothers of Antifa soibois using the AP style guide?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Hope Hicks Nood Caretaker at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (PGGhS)

155 Part of this, not all - but part, comes from a deliberate misreading of the first amendment, at least I think. I always believed freedom of the press extended to anyone that could afford the ink and paper to run a real printing press. To be able to do so entitled you to post your printed opinions in public spaces - without fear of your press being confiscated by government. I don't think that protection ever extended to freedom from getting your ass kicked whenever you printed up a bunch of flyers stating that your neighbor's mother was a whore.


I'm pretty sure there was never any intent to create a special protected media class. If anything, the founders would have loved the idea of the internet bringing the virtual printing press to the masses - giving everyone the right to post opinions. The founders seemed to understand that giving exclusive control of anything to a closed group would lead to no good - especially control of the spread of information.

How we got from there to here boggles the mind. OK - no, it doesn't in the slightest.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (UZZHo)

156 > When I type in the word write the suggested word has often been supremacist.

Write supremacist? Is that the AP's new term for a grammar Nazi?

Posted by: perilisk at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (9p+wn)

157 120 I recall an SNL sketch from waaaay back about a group of Los Angeles low-riders. They kept interrupting people talking about them with, "It's not a gang, it's a club!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (dfRN6)

Don't biker gangs refer to themselves as clubs?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (lgiXo)

158 got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot, when all I wanted was a cup of tea

Posted by: Rod Stewart



That's actually awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (q2K0j)

159 The Ministry of Truth concurs. For now.

Posted by: brak at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (cG+eD)

160 what about zoot suits? can i call it a zoot suit riot?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (8D42x)

161 They made me say "tornadoes" instead of "communists"

Posted by: Les Nesmond at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (786Ro)

162 For some reason I remember when retard or retarded were perfectly acceptable words, then they became mentally handicapped and then that group became special.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

--

The speech police have been around for many years. One of the tools of marxists is to try and force you to use their language, as a way of demoralizing the enemy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (kA3Cp)

163 WWII = peaceful protest

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

164 What did they call it in Ferguson?

Room to destroy?

Posted by: TexasDan at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (yL25O)

165 Is Rochester, NY where the mostly peaceful rioters drove an SUV through a group of cops?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (qlFIA)

166 So they are admitting that these aren't riots but an insurrection instead. Now that this is all cleared up, it's time to unleash the bears with miniguns on these fucking bed-wetters.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (h1jJh)

167 One Percenters

Posted by: Little girl at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (bN6TL)

168 We need to update the AoSHQ Styleguide.

"Journalist" is out. The preferred term is "low IQ communist operative."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (YqDXo)


Shortened to "idiot".

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM (AiZBA)

169 Governor Abbott signs executive order centralizing all mail in ballot drop off locations, lessening the number of drop off boxes.

Democrats immediately call it 'troublesome' and says it 'disenfranchises minorities' because they're not able to vote because of it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Anyone else read about Rick Moranis getting sucker-punched in NYC?

--

Just another black privilege story? Black guy pummels little white guy for no reason other than racially-motivated hatred*.

* I'm surmising. Sue me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (O+I8R)

171 Honestly though, I don't expect much from the AP. They're like the Miracle Whip of journalism at his point.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (xfb67)

172 Quiet Riot is now a marginalized group.
Fight me.

Posted by: Fat Jonah at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (uhPTO)

173 Although to be true, the Civil Rights protest marches and subsequent riots in major urban cities are conflated in the minds of many people.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (HrMC1)

174 118, you might want to pull a bullet or two of the 1960's stuff to check for powder deterioration. Pull the bullets if you find an acidic odor and/or powder in rusty clumps. The bullets and primed cartridge can be reloaded with fresh powder if you are so inclined--just use the starting load.

Double based powders deteriorate about two decades before single based powders (50 yrs approx to 70 years average lifespan in controlled temp and humidity). Higher heat and humidity in storage, the faster the deterioration of ammo.

Posted by: whig at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (OLiBJ)

175 Our fish wrap, which we receive the online version of free, for some reason, gleefully posted insulting remarks about Trump and Melania on social media.

DIAF, Gannett, AP, USA Today, et al.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

176 Quiet Riot is now a marginalized group.
Fight me.

Posted by: Fat Jonah at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (uhPTO)

Breaking news from 1992

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (HrMC1)

177 Zoot Suit Protest (protest!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Protest (protest!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)

178 it's time to unleash the bears with miniguns on these fucking bed-wetters.
***

NYET! Too Russian.


I want bald eagles with ASMs.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (qlFIA)

179 Obedience Is Freedom

Posted by: AP Mask Guidelines at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (UDoTZ)

180 Illegal immigrants became undocumented workers.

Suspect was a black male became

Posted by: Little girl at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (bN6TL)

181 Leftist sure love to play with words. Like not saying this or changing it to that changes everything. LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+I8R)

182 illegal alien = undocumented voter

Bank Robbery = unsolicited withdrawal

Kidnapper = undocumented babysitter

Mayhem = Mostly Peaceful

Burglar = undocumented house guest

Rapist = unlicensed sex therapist

Posted by: AP Style Guide at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (cCxiu)

183 Our fish wrap, which we receive the online version of free, for some reason, gleefully posted insulting remarks about Trump and Melania on social media.

DIAF, Gannett, AP, USA Today, et al.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

It's close, but USAToday (Gannet) is the absolute WORST

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (HrMC1)

184 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT

Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)

185 Go away little girl sock

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (bN6TL)

186 171 Honestly though, I don't expect much from the AP. They're like the Miracle Whip of journalism at his point.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (xfb67)

___

True. But every newspaper in the land uses them to spread the propaganda.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (22mNy)

187 Funny, I don't seem to remember anything about the real civil rights protestors burning anything down or killing anyone.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

--

Leftists conflate actual civil rights protests with the Watts and Detroit riots, to their own disadvantage. The riots actually slowed down the civil rights legislation.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (kA3Cp)

188 New guidance on AP Stylebook Online:

Mr. Orwell, please go to the window for your winnings. Mr. George Orwell, to the window.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (HhXSr)

189 The AP is loaded with retarded faggots.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (CLteG)

190 In Canada Indians went from Indian to aboriginals to Anishinabe to First Nations.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (lgiXo)

191 Trump campaign has sadly cancelled tonight's virtual rally it appears - too bad, it would have been epic.

Posted by: Boswell at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (w2LAm)

192 Do you think a guy beaten until his skull is fractured really gives a shit whether it's a riot or unrest?

I'm just asking, AP. For a guy with a brain contusion who can't speak for himself at the moment.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (Y07NH)

193 Just another black privilege story? Black guy pummels little white guy for no reason other than racially-motivated hatred*.

* I'm surmising. Sue me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (O+I8R)

And you're not wrong...

https://tinyurl.com/yymhbe7w

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

194 Another anecdote for you all: just now drove across town to deposit rent check. I see only Biden signs, no Trump signs. Crime-ridden shoot-em-up shithole Rockford Illinois.

Take your pick: Trump voters staying gray, like me; Trump signs being stolen; Trump voters rare.

FWIW.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:08 PM (qpX6U)

195 They may eventually be able to make us care. They just won't like how we go about the "caring"...

Posted by: Greyman27 at October 02, 2020 04:08 PM (RKLPC)

196 I will gladly tend to Hope Hicks for her every need whilst she is sick.

I can cook and clean well and the sponge baths I give are world class.

Hope, just phone me

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 02, 2020 04:08 PM (GIeIM)

197 116 Seems to make it official that any event that AP describes as a "protest" is really a violent riot, doesn't it?
Posted by: A Tabby Cat at October 02, 2020 04:00 PM (dJs6r)


Yep. It's just like suppressing any mention of the race of a criminal. It backfires, because then everybody - and I mean everybody, whether they will admit it or not - assumes that the criminal was black.

Same thing with Muslim terrorists. Motive unknown? Muslim terrorist, guaranteed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

198 Just another black privilege story? Black guy pummels little white guy for no reason other than racially-motivated hatred*.

In all fairness, Rick Moranis does has a face that begs to be punched.


Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (UZZHo)

199 Obedience Is Freedom
Posted by: AP Mask Guidelines at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (UDoTZ)

You remind me that when some Blue State governors reluctantly and grudgingly open ups some thing, they essentially say , 'but you still gotta wear your masks1'

masks= freedom

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (HrMC1)

200 157 Brother Northernlurker

May be just me -- but I would think biker gangs could refer to themselves however they want to. YMMV

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (tQL7r)

201 Lynch Mob >>> Dokken

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (xPJvm)

202 I'm pretty sure there was never any intent to create a special protected media class

This infuriates me. The idea that there is a class of "journalists", with rights and privileges that ordinary citizens don't have, has no basis in the Constitution.

You see this to its full ludicrous extent at the Portland riots, where are up to a quarter of the participants claim to be "journalists", and have been given the right to ignore police orders, thanks to an Obama-appointed Federal judge.

The only restriction on these "journalists" is that they (usually) don't throw things at the cops, but they feel free to chant disgusting slurs at the cops, without compromising their status as "journalists".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (I2/tG)

203 So even the AP knows that the riots are tanking the bad ship democrat.

This is straight up legit propaganda and the left is quite good at it. Just surprising to see them so in the open and blatant about it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (pw+jk)

204 @TrumpWarRoom

Minnesota paper mocks Trump's COVID diagnosis, urges readers to laugh and condemns liberals taking the high road

https://tinyurl.com/y5dlk7x6

And:

https://tinyurl.com/y6p7we3h
Posted by: Tami

It's no joke from the Babylon Bee:

Politics
Party That Wants To Run Your Healthcare Roots For Political Opponent To Die
October 2nd, 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)

205 194 Another anecdote for you all: just now drove across town to deposit rent check. I see only Biden signs, no Trump signs. Crime-ridden shoot-em-up shithole Rockford Illinois.

Take your pick: Trump voters staying gray, like me; Trump signs being stolen; Trump voters rare.

FWIW.
Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:08 PM (qpX6U)

____

The real mystery is why you drive across town to deposit checks? Electronic deposits baby!

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (22mNy)

206 149
When

Can

We Start

Killing

Them?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (CLteG)


----

Exactly, you don't let a roach problem go on this long

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (h1jJh)

207 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT
Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)

Get her on the court and have her socialize with Roberts, Kennedy, Sotimier and Kagan STAT!

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

208 126
For some reason I remember when retard or retarded were perfectly
acceptable words, then they became mentally handicapped and then that
group became special.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (lgiXo)

Yep, and though they changed the names the meaning remained the same.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet! at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (aUmn5)

209 Kittens. Oven. Not biscuits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (DLzZd)

210 A journalist is just a democrat with a byline

Posted by: McCool at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (0GdRL)

211 Yep. It's just like suppressing any mention of the race of a criminal. It backfires, because then everybody - and I mean everybody, whether they will admit it or not - assumes that the criminal was black.


Including blacks

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (HrMC1)

212 Brother Northernlurker

May be just me -- but I would think biker gangs could refer to themselves however they want to. YMMV
Posted by: Prime sistah at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (tQL7r

Fair enough

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (lgiXo)

213 Ha Ha
Ruger P98 pistol review.

'It is like shooting a shake weight'




and you will never find a good holster for one

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (GIeIM)

214 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

215 This infuriates me. The idea that there is a class of "journalists",
with rights and privileges that ordinary citizens don't have, has no
basis in the Constitution.


Agreed. You won't see me ever giving unlimited access to my property to anyone just because they hold a "press pass". I wish governments would knock that shit off as well.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (UZZHo)

216 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT
Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)


Of course he is.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (AiZBA)

217 -
--

We need to update the AoSHQ Styleguide.



"Journalist" is out. The preferred term is "low IQ communist operative."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:03 PM (YqDXo)


--

Shortened to "idiot".

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 04:04 PM

-------

Reportard?

Posted by: irright at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (SchQD)

218 Leftists conflate actual civil rights protests with the Watts and Detroit riots, to their own disadvantage. The riots actually slowed down the civil rights legislation.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 04:07 PM (kA3Cp)


And then whine about "white flight."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

219 "The real mystery is why you drive across town to deposit checks? Electronic deposits baby!"

One a month, from my tenant. I don't know another way to do it, but I'm eager to learn.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (qpX6U)

220 Dear Hope, my sponge baths come with a happy ending. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (CLteG)

221 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT
Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)

Get her on the court and have her socialize with Roberts, Kennedy, Sotimier and Kagan STAT!
Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (Ojki1)


And there you have it, cover for Romney ( as if he needed it) and others (as if THEY needed it) to vote AGAINST ACB

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (HrMC1)

222 Nood.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (ETtXa)

223 Take your pick: Trump voters staying gray, like me; Trump signs being stolen; Trump voters rare.

I think that in a number of areas, people are flying American flags as a covert signal of support for Trump.

Not a lot of Biden supporters would fly an American flag.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (I2/tG)

224 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

--

I hope they are hairless cats, otherwise it will be painful to remove them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (kA3Cp)

225 >214
I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.



Guess the make of one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)


Tabby?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (sjdRT)

226 184 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT
Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)

She and her husband both had it months ago and recovered. Not her.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (cF8AT)

227 D Magazine [it's a Dallas area publication] just published a Dallas FBI field office memo about militias and the FBI apparently uses something pretty similar to the AP style guide since the memo very self-consciously never mentions the BLM riots in downtown Dallas but rather "violence at lawful protests."

Posted by: All just part of the plan at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (dYe5S)

228 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT

--

I'd think that would be highly unlikely since she tested negative. But what do I know. I'm not a "journalist."

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (O+I8R)

229 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT
Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)


Maybe it was the RBG wake/ funeral that got Washington infected??

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (HrMC1)

230 Cars. Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

231 lol get wallaced

Posted by: ShainS at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (EyIu7)

232 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)


We're cool cats baby.

Posted by: Beatniks for Biden at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (AiZBA)

233 Wait; are they saying people of colore lack the competency to riot? Isn't that....RACIST?

Posted by: iandeal at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (vgGyZ)

234
fake nood!


fake nood!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (GIeIM)

235 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.



Tabbies. A Siamese would never vote Biden.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (q2K0j)

236 219 "The real mystery is why you drive across town to deposit checks? Electronic deposits baby!"

One a month, from my tenant. I don't know another way to do it, but I'm eager to learn.
Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (qpX6U)

___

My bank, and I assume every bank, has the option to deposit checks with your phone. Download the app, take a picture of the check, it is deposited into your account. Takes 2 mins, no need to make a trip to the bank.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (22mNy)

237 I hope they are hairless cats, otherwise it will be painful to remove them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (kA3Cp)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (WkPC9)

238 If I'm Kayleigh, at the next press conf I begin with "Good morning everyone. I know you're all heartbroken that I'm not dead from Covid yet..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (L2ZTs)

239 So we all suspect Hope and the Mushroom head were boinking? Isn't that against the bible laws and stuff?

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (ETtXa)

240 All other events, you get an estimate of how many attended.

Not with these guys, these professional Riots R Us org..

Let's keep watching. They may do some more folk dancing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (pB6Gt)

241 Pussy Riot to be renamed to Pussy Unrest

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (700n7)

242 Between my fingers and this phone, I should just quit.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

243 Anyone else read about Rick Moranis getting sucker-punched in NYC?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)


It was a giant Slor.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (377Zs)

244 "I think that in a number of areas, people are flying American flags as a covert signal of support for Trump. Not a lot of Biden supporters would fly an American flag."

I do see American flags. Hope you're right.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (qpX6U)

245 Cats are far too independent to be Biden supporters.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (lgiXo)

246 Stickers on cats??

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (O+I8R)

247 George Orwell called to say: "that is some tortured phrasing".

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (w7U/e)

248
I don't know, while it would be emotionally satisfying most reporters likely will off themselves through stupidity. There are others who are more dangerous in such a situation then these soy bois.
Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020

Lenin described propaganda as one of the 2 necessary planks of the " revisionist " revolution, agitation by the proletariat being the other. Silence the mouthpiece and then begin the CQC.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (B/Xmz)

249 47 D-Lamp was right.
---
Every time I see a comment like this, it reminds me how far down the commie rabbit-hole we've really gone. D-Lamp used to sound like a wild-ass bomb thrower, but he'd fit right in now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

250 Troll ( ETtXa )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (QPbAP)

251 Even Newer guidance on AP Stylebook Online:

Please use the term "voicing" for any protest, violent or otherwise, because the root core of the assembly of people is to say something in unison. The "voice" is the central point; everything else peripheral is relatively inconsequential.

For example, "The group went 'voicing' to express their opposition to those who they think are oppressing them." Or, "They voiced the building into rubble." These are perfectly cromulent and acceptable phrases.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (HhXSr)

252 Pussy Riot to be renamed to Pussy Unrest

--

LOL, that's a good one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (O+I8R)

253 214
I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.



Guess the make of one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

Tabby?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet! at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (aUmn5)

254 Even Quieter Riot

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (xPJvm)

255 Republican Representative Joe Blow was ticketed for Jay Walking on Thursday

-------------------------
State Representative Joe Douche was arrested for rape and cocaine possession on Friday. Bail to be set at Saturday hearing. No comment from his fellow representative , Republican Joe Blow.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (bN6TL)

256 Yep, and though they changed the names the meaning remained the same.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet! at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (aUmn5)


It's the linguistic escalator. Change the name, which works for a while, but then people figure out what the new name actually means, so they have to change it again.

See, e.g., "relief," "welfare," "Aid to Families with Dependent Children," to "EBT."

See also "Earned Income Tax Credit," for "Federal welfare."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

257 CARS, cars dammit!

Lol

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

258 "My bank, and I assume every bank, has the option to deposit checks with your phone. Download the app, take a picture of the check, it is deposited into your account. Takes 2 mins, no need to make a trip to the bank."

OK, thanks for the tip! I do not have a smartphone, but appreciated nonetheless.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (qpX6U)

259 George Orwell is soooooooo 1984!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)

260 "Somebody did something"...

Posted by: setnaffa at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (eaJqd)

261 One of my neighbors now has 2 Biden signs, one at each end of the front yard. Weird thing is the sign says Biden & Harris. I've never seen a ticket like that before. It's always Obama/Biden or Bush/Cheney, never with an & in between. Not a big deal, just odd. I've seen those around quite a bit recently.

This is also the neighbor that I can see watches MSNBC and CNN 24/7. His TV faces my house and he keeps the blinds open, lol.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (22mNy)

262 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++
Calico?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)

263 Pussy Riot to be renamed to Pussy Unrest
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (700n7)

That not so fresh feeling??

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (HrMC1)

264 off finger popping sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (AiZBA)

265 That not so fresh feeling??
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (HrMC1)
+++++++++++
Only until Summer's Eve renews its record deal...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)

266 244 "I think that in a number of areas, people are flying American flags as a covert signal of support for Trump. Not a lot of Biden supporters would fly an American flag."
I do see American flags. Hope you're right.
---
When the rioting started, I took down my Confederate First National flag and put up the Stars and Stripes. So I think you're probably right.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (sWM8x)

267 Please use the term "voicing" for any protest, violent or otherwise, because the root core of the assembly of people is to say something in unison. The "voice" is the central point; everything else peripheral is relatively inconsequential.

For example, "The group went 'voicing' to express their opposition to those who they think are oppressing them." Or, "They voiced the building into rubble." These are perfectly cromulent and acceptable phrases.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (HhXSr)


Now do "pounce," and "seized upon."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

268 BREAKING NEWS: Meghan Markle spotted running all over Montecito, California with a mask on yelling "I have covid too!! I have covid too!! Help!! I have covid too!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (L2ZTs)

269 CARS, cars dammit!

Lol
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

I'll cooperate. Subaru?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (lgiXo)

270 I saw my first Biden stickers on a tabby catA little voice inside my head said don't look backYou can never look back

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (uhPTO)

271 Next time my cat acts up Imma threaten to send her to Savannah to get all stickered up.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (sjdRT)

272 Peaceful gathering.

Pussy Peaceful Gathering.

Quiet Peaceful Gathering.

Zoot Suit Peaceful Gathering.

All your base are belong to us.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

273 This is also the neighbor that I can see watches MSNBC and CNN 24/7. His TV faces my house and he keeps the blinds open, lol.



Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (22mNy)

Be a shame if something went through that window. A real shame.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (xfb67)

274 If I'm Kayleigh, at the next press conf I begin with
"Good morning everyone. I know you're all heartbroken that I'm not dead
from Covid yet..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (L2ZTs)



She's too nice to those dicks. When they start the stupidity tomorrow, she should just shut it down. And tell them - "Every time Mr. or Ms. Media Dick starts with the dumb - we'll shut this shit show down. You want to get your questions in ? The shut up Mr. or Ms. Media Dick. It's not on me. It's on you."

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (UZZHo)

275 Online prayer groups for PDT?

Posted by: Floridachick at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (W2YSe)

276 Orwell was like 36 years ago, dude

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (HrMC1)

277

I'll never understand why the Democrats and never trumpers hate America so much that they would go straight Totalitarianism. I will never understand it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (rjE57)

278 Someone called Nood? There is no Nood...only Zuul.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (qlFIA)

279 214 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

_________


Siamese?

Posted by: ShainS at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (EyIu7)

280 Roberts intimating that the super spreader in this outbreak

is AMY BARRETT
Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (O+AcM)

Get her on the court and have her socialize with Roberts, Kennedy, Sotimier and Kagan STAT!
Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:09 PM (Ojki1)


And there you have it, cover for Romney ( as if he needed it) and others (as if THEY needed it) to vote AGAINST ACB
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (HrMC1)


What's a super spreader. And how is it a reporter is able to make this kind of claim, with no evidence, and keep his job at a "reputable" "news" organization.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (hku12)

281 what is finger popping? cracking knuckles?

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (ETtXa)

282 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.



Guess the make of one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

Tabby?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet!

Siamese.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)

283

Next come the hangings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (rjE57)

284 236 219 "The real mystery is why you drive across town to deposit checks? Electronic deposits baby!"

One a month, from my tenant. I don't know another way to do it, but I'm eager to learn.
Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:11 PM (qpX6U)

___

My bank, and I assume every bank, has the option to deposit checks with your phone. Download the app, take a picture of the check, it is deposited into your account. Takes 2 mins, no need to make a trip to the bank.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (22mNy)

If your bank does NOT allow such deposits, you should consider switching to a *credit union* that does.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (KnJdm)

285 They used to tell us as kids to sit Indian Style We knew what that meant and no on thought another thing of it, ever. I don't know why I thought about the term recently but unfortunately I looked it up. There are links that say it was racist and demeaning to Native Americans. But others said the term came from Indians from India who sat in the Lotus position.

People can't even decide how sitting a certain way is racist and whom it is racist against. I unfortunately just clicked an MSM link that said what I just said and then because they had no point at all, they mentioned the Redskins changing there name.

It might not be a life well lived, but I am getting the idea that anyone could get a job as an article writer for any mainstream site if they didn't care about the the results. I would have used the term reporter, but that isn't a real term these days right?

Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (eCCR5)

286 Any man calls a false nood spends the night in the box.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (yQpMk)

287 Riotous news

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (oZuI0)

288 Meade Lux Lewis: "D-Lamp used to sound like a wild-ass bomb thrower, but he'd fit right in now."

To be honest, I never thought the "wild-ass bomb thrower" bit. I agreed then, before then, and now with cherries on top.

We have Enemedia. The question remains what to do about it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (HhXSr)

289 Any bets that rick Moreanus votes a straight democrat ticket and is a super donor?

Looks like he got what he voted for good and hard.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (pw+jk)

290 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.



Guess the make of one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

Tabby?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet!

Siamese.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)


Hairless

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (rjE57)

291 > I'll never understand why the Democrats and never trumpers hate America so much that they would go straight Totalitarianism. I will never understand it.

Better to reign something something.

Posted by: perilisk at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (9p+wn)

292 Cats hate stickers. And don't even try to get them to sit of a tattoo, let me tell you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (xfb67)

293 Trump signs being stolen

Mine disappeared last night. Might "boobytrap" the next one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (B/Xmz)

294 This is also the neighbor that I can see watches MSNBC and CNN 24/7. His TV faces my house and he keeps the blinds open, lol.

***

Wait until he starts playing his netflix favorites!


Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (qlFIA)

295 Call a false nood and spend a night in the box

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (OjZpE)

296 Would have loved to be a fly on the wall for the "style guides" for describing jihadists in the wake of 9/11

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (EBoug)

297 "Gas chambers = showers."

- - AP advising Himmler
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

"Delousing Chamber" chamber is an acceptable alternative. Zyklon B was a mostly harmless pesticide, except in regrettable cases of misuse.

Posted by: Keith at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (jdGlx)

298 F*ck the AP.

They don't get to dictate terms.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (k4dH2)

299
Siamese.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)


We are Siamese if you please.

We are Siamese if you DON'T please.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

300 -
--
I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.





Guess the make of one of them.



Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10 PM

-----------------

I ain't putting the make on a cat.

Posted by: irright at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (SchQD)

301 Next come the hangings.

--

You mean next come the oxygen deprivation necklaces.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (O+I8R)

302 269 CARS, cars dammit!

Lol
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

I'll cooperate. Subaru?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (lgiXo)


Bingo. The other was a Jeep SUV driven by a man bun-sporting hipster.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

303 scotch tape on the bottom of a cat's feet

I know it's mean but man is it entertaining

popping knuckles is where you pull hard on your fingertip to crack/pop it out of joint

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (j9HX3)

304 The guy that suckerpunched Rick is a naeiougger...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (qvWFB)

305 I guess reporters should be banned from the White House, huh? For their own protection?

Or should we just start assuming that the vector is the press corps?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

306 NEW: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tests negative for COVID-19, a spokesperson says. The test was "out of an abundance of caution."

*types
*deletes
*types
*deletes

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (cF8AT)

307
Cats hate stickers. And don't even try to get them to sit of a tattoo, let me tell you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (xfb67)


Try giving them braids. Talk about a no-go.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (UZZHo)

308 178
it's time to unleash the bears with miniguns on these fucking bed-wetters.
***

NYET! Too Russian.


I want bald eagles with ASMs.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:05 PM (qlFIA)

----

Phase 2
Tigers with fricken chainsaws

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (h1jJh)

309 Cars. Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

prius

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (P4Pk9)

310 What's a super spreader.

Sobs.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

311 Call a false nood and spend a night in the box
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (OjZpE)


The other barrel that cannot be named.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (rjE57)

312 So girls can call nood but not boys, upon penalty? The grumpy guy started it.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (ETtXa)

313
It might not be a life well lived, but I am getting the idea that anyone could get a job as an article writer for any mainstream site if they didn't care about the the results. I would have used the term reporter, but that isn't a real term these days right?
Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (eCCR5)

Having your head up your ass might be as effective as a face mask.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (lgiXo)

314 It's close, but USAToday (Gannet) is the absolute WORST
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:06 PM (HrMC1)
----
Editorial side was a freakshow when I worked there in the 90's. Can't imagine what they look like today.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (WQZ1O)

315 AP GFY DIAF

Posted by: dananjcon at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (u6xw0)

316 Next time my cat acts up Imma threaten to send her to Savannah to get all stickered up.


Count me in.

*hic*

Oh.

Stickered up.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

317 You mean next come the oxygen deprivation necklaces.
***

You know, oxygen deprivation necklaces give COMPLETE protection from COVID. Might want to spread the word.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (qlFIA)

318 I'll never understand why the Democrats and never trumpers hate America so much that they would go straight Totalitarianism. I will never understand it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (rjE57)


Countries are quaint notions, and freedom is continued for those in the Cathedral. Denied to those who are not.

It's mesmerizing, and all of human history has been operated this way, more or less. We only ever experimented with a government of the people, by the people, for the people in our own little timeline.

The experiment has mostly failed. Humanity returns to its true form.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (hku12)

319 Call a false nood and spend a night in the box
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (OjZpE)


More like this......

https://youtu.be/U4kluPacU1A

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Someone called Nood? There is no Nood...only Zuul.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (qlFIA)

After what happened to Rick Moranis in NYC there may be only Zuul. Nobody messes with the Keymaster of Gozer.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (N3El/)

321 NEW: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tests negative for COVID-19, a spokesperson says. The test was "out of an abundance of caution."

*types
*deletes
*types
*deletes
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (cF8AT)


karma will bite them back
trust me

wasting a lot of wuhanflu tests to mock the potus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (rjE57)

322 BREAKING NEWS: Meghan Markle spotted running all
over Montecito, California with a mask on yelling "I have covid too!! I
have covid too!! Help!! I have covid too!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:15 PM (L2ZTs
====
I can't express how much disdain I have that that bitch and her ginger cuck live within 4 miles of me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (pw+jk)

323 nood.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (ETtXa)

324 296 Would have loved to be a fly on the wall for the "style guides" for describing jihadists in the wake of 9/11
____________

Frustrated airline passengers

Marginalized aspiring pilots

Austere muslim scholars (that one works for lots of people)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (k4dH2)

325 I saw my first two Biden stickers on cats yesterday.

Guess the make of one of them.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:10

Cat-illac?

Which speaking of I saw a Bernie sticker on a very new Cadillac last week. Someone is unclear of the concept.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (Ojki1)

326 The lack of self awareness on the left is amazeballs.

Someone should send them a book on Hitler and his tactics and see if it registers.


It's either sheer stupidly or on purpose.

Being like Hitler while accusing your targets of being like Hitler.

It's a new level of evil.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (emxxF)

327 I'm surprised people steal signs in the age of Ring.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (22mNy)

328 NEW: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tests negative for COVID-19, a spokesperson says. The test was "out of an abundance of caution."

Trump tested positive.

She hasn't spoken face to face to Trump in 6 months.

This is more theater.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Cars. Dammit.

__

My name's Mater. Kinda Like "Tuh-mater"... but without the "tuh"

Posted by: Mater at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (qlFIA)

330 #223

Is THAT what the American flags are flying for??

I had wondered. Our next doot neighbor put up a Yuuge one, actually on our property. Just all of a sudden one day.

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (tQL7r)

331 Who is this moron (small m)? What a child.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM (O+I8R)

332 Cats hate stickers. And don't even try to get them to sit of a tattoo, let me tell you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (xfb67)
++++++++++++
The more you try to shave the cat
The more the thing will bite and scratch
It's best I think to leave its fur
And listen to its silky purr

Posted by: Cake at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (hYcqw)

333 Fuck-knuckle troll doesn't even realize that the calling of 'noods' pretty much has gone by the wayside anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

334 NEW: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tests negative for COVID-19, a spokesperson says. The test was "out of an abundance of caution."

*types
*deletes
*types
*deletes
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (cF8AT)


Have you seen the loons on Twitter begging her to isolate herself so she can be prepared to assume the presidency? Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (ptqGC)

335 How cool would it be to run a line from an electric fence to a Trump yard sign ?

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (UZZHo)

336 There's canned vulva.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (pB6Gt)

337 nood.
Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:19 PM (ETtXa)


You're fired.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

338 323 nood.

Posted by: Bonk



Any man calls a false nood spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (q2K0j)

339 D-Lamp used to sound like a wild-ass bomb thrower, but he'd fit right in now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 02, 2020 04:13 PM (sWM8x)


Some people just see the forest for the trees a little sooner. After all, a few years ago, the term "civil war" was highly discouraged here...and yet those who saw it coming weren't exactly wrong.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (sb+Cg)

340 326 >> That's because they don't a f'ing clue who Hitler even was, what he did, or even when, they just come to the same conclusions as Hitler as the natural progression of leftist ideology.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (xfb67)

341 I assume anyone with a flag flying or a flag sticker on their car is a Trump voter.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (22mNy)

342 ANOTHER false nood? What the heck's going on round here?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (dfRN6)

343 Mercury Cougar

Posted by: x at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (nFwvY)

344 There once was a player named Bonk in the NHL.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (lgiXo)

345 Any man calls a false nood spends a night in the box.

--

Surrounded by naked pictures of Lena Dunham and Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (O+I8R)

346 If it is any consolation, if Biden were to win, we would totally deserve what is coming to us.

It isn't like every citizen of the country doesn't know exactly what is going on.

They will be voting for it, against it, or saying they don't care.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (5p7BC)

347 Jukin, wow you live in a nice neighborhood. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (L2ZTs)

348 Any man calls a false nood spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (q2K0j)


That's not a man.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (AiZBA)

349 So AP you can call it a clusterf#ck with "fireworks"?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (NVDjf)

350
What's a super spreader. And how is it a reporter is able to make this kind of claim, with no evidence, and keep his job at a "reputable" "news" organization.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2020 04:16 PM (hku12)

Because reasons.

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Faux news board of directors at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (Ojki1)

351 Who keeps calling "nood" when there is no such thing?

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (HrMC1)

352 A hippie, by any other name, would still reek of patchouli.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (IxDhF)

353 This cat (Siberian) would not have a Biden sticker. It's paying attention to alternate media:

https://tinyurl.com/y49ctovr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (WkPC9)

354 So no riots....okay. I'll use the terms: subhuman vermin, terrorists, violent insurgents, and Democrat mercenaries.

Posted by: Silentbrick at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (9r/6m)

355 Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:18 PM (ETtXa)

Troll.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (QPbAP)

356 It's a troll, people. Same one who shows up every day. The more attention you give it, the more it jacks off to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (hku12)

357 Where should one riot and what should one loot and / or burn if one is protesting criminal brutality?

Posted by: Natasha at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (hbrUW)

358 Ace is nood.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (qvWFB)

359 I think the Trump is faking the virus.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (ETtXa)

360 It's after labor day. Fall snoods are allowed.

Posted by: irright at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (SchQD)

361 ANOTHER false nood? What the heck's going on round here?


The kid has tourettes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

362 Bonk is a troll who changes nics and posts "nood".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (WkPC9)

363 Speaking of viruses...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (O+I8R)

364 359 I think the Trump is faking the virus.


Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:23 PM (ETtXa)

You also think we care.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (xfb67)

365 Legit question: If Trump has to resign or the other thing I don't want to type, does the ACB nomination still stay in effect? Can a President Pence or God forbid President Nancy, undo it? I assume the answer is no, but I'm not sure how that would work.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (22mNy)

366 Ace, you gots some real geniuses here...

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (ETtXa)

367 (qvWFB)


New troll hash.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

368 I can haz noodz now?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Hope Hicks Caretaker of Her WuFlu Infested Lingerie at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (PGGhS)

369 How cool would it be to run a line from an electric fence to a Trump yard sign ?
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:21 PM (UZZHo)


It's been done. A lot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Who says protests always have to be peaceful?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (Cdf/x)

371 I'm surprised people steal signs in the age of Ring.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM

I live in the boonies. Boobytrap ( nonlethal of course) may involve mousetrap and 12 ga shell attached to nearby tree. Just a thought.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (B/Xmz)

372 Did Soros checks go out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (emxxF)

373 BAN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (QPbAP)

374 THE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (QPbAP)

375 All the Democrats getting tested for Covid are both mocking Trump and setting him up for blame WHEN--not if-- they DO get it.

Remember, Trump tested NEGATIVE two days before he tested positive.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (HrMC1)

376 TROLL

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (QPbAP)

377 341 I assume anyone with a flag flying or a flag sticker on their car is a Trump voter.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (22mNy)


Here in the Democratic People's Republic of California that's definitely true. In the same vein, I haven't seen a single Trump sign or bumper sticker here. But I've seen a lot of signs for GOP candidates for lesser offices, which is less likely to result in trouble. I've done the same thing in the past.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

378 354 So no riots....okay. I'll use the terms: subhuman vermin, terrorists, violent insurgents, and Democrat mercenaries.
_____________

We could ditch the word "riot" and replace it with "Democrat party-funded mob violence." It's not as pithy, but it's accurate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (k4dH2)

379 Some people just see the forest for the trees a little sooner.

I've always found this little bit of human nature to be quite interesting. Most people around me have a form of circuit breaker - I don't know what else to call it - that prevents them from connecting what I consider to be quite logical dots and forming pretty basic, although quite grim, conclusions. I think those little circuit breakers are necessary for those people, to keep them sane.

I've tried to read a little bit about this in psych books and stuff - but it turns out I've got my own circuit breaker. That shit is such nonsensical drivel, at least to me, that after about a page my eyes simply refuse to stay on the page.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (UZZHo)

380 ETtXa


Another

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (emxxF)

381 New troll hash.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
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A step down from old troll hash.

Posted by: Conan at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (Cdf/x)

382 We are Siamese if you please.

We are Siamese if you DON'T please.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

We are gone from the recent Disney remake, and are not pleased.

Posted by: The Siamese at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (Ojki1)

383 Ace, you gots some real geniuses here...
Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:24 PM (ETtXa)


Your mother is calling. She needs you to loofah her stretch marks.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

384 What if Trump gets tested again tomorrow and the test is negative??
It could happen.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (HrMC1)

385 Conspiracy theory and should be censored: Antifa is a terrorist organization, loosely structured as individual cells.


Normal, mainstream thing to say: Trump is faking COVID


Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (qlFIA)

386 A night in Hope's box


NOOD, NOOD, NOOD, NOOD

Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (O+AcM)

387 Ace is not nood.

But willing to be if there's enough interest.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (qvWFB)

388 And after we're done with them, we don't call them murdered.

Rather, they're the metaphysically challenged.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (8B6Ng)

389 "Native language" is insensitive. When reporting on issues involving multiple languages, the new guidance is:
- Translated: no change, when words are moved into a different language from the original speaker
- Cislated: Used to refer to the original language of the speaker.

For example, "The translation reads 'we'll pursue this at all costs'" or "the cislation of this text was in Russian."

Posted by: AP Style Guide at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)

390 it's tempting but baited fields are illegal here

Posted by: x at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (nFwvY)

391 Troll hash is always delicious, especially with some corned beef and potatoes thrown in!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (L2ZTs)

392 Ignore the troll, people. His mother's "boyfriends" do.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

393 365 until Jan Trump is President or if he can't fulfill the duty VP Pence would be.

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (OjZpE)

394 What if Trump gets tested again tomorrow and the test is negative??

___

Virus tests are always 100% accurate you, you science denier!


Posted by: Some I LOVE SCIENCE GUY at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (qlFIA)

395 @AP 42s

White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

396 All just part of the plan: "...just published a Dallas FBI field office memo about militias and the FBI apparently uses something pretty similar to the AP style guide..."

The Dallas Morning News did the same. A pile of horse sh*t has less horse sh*t than the story that ran.
https://tinyurl.com/hrsesht-DMN

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (HhXSr)

397 What if Trump gets tested again tomorrow and the test is negative??
It could happen.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:26 PM (HrMC1)
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Then, they fact-check as lying that he had it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (Cdf/x)

398 Who keeps calling "nood" when there is no such thing?


Posted by: Tommy Vietor at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (HrMC1)

Shut up and drive!

Posted by: Madame President at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (uhPTO)

399 This cat (Siberian) would not have a Biden sticker. It's paying attention to alternate media:


That's because Siberia is part of RUSSIA and Biden is not the one who's Putin's puppet!!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (HrMC1)

400
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib

US House candidate, MI-13
He still won't wear a mask.

He only cares about himself and his life, NOT those around him or the people he took an oath to protect.

Too many lives lost because of his deadly lies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

401 Ignore the troll, people. His mother's "boyfriends" do.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)


His mother's a whore, so......

Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

402 AP Style Guide circa 2022, "The term 'guillotine' has negative connotations associated with possible misuse in previous times. As such, the appropriate phrase for the referencing the device presently being used in the Pacific Northwest is 'a social justice machine' since these machines are only being appropriately used to remedy past discrimination and punish class traitors."

Posted by: All just part of the plan at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (dYe5S)

403 398 Who keeps calling "nood" when there is no such thing?



That's a hangin' offense

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (Zmnko)

404 Rather, they're the metaphysically metabolically challenged.

FTFY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (yQpMk)

405 Actually I concur, a planned event of destruction is an insurrection. The penalty for both should be the same, however, lead poisoning.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (QEPWt)

406 393 365 until Jan Trump is President or if he can't fulfill the duty VP Pence would be.
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (OjZpE)



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Obviously. But what happens if Trump is NOT president until Jan and ACB is not confirmed. Can a new president, undo the nomination or nominate someone else instead? That's what I'm asking.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (22mNy)

407 Domestic tranquillity is meant to be weaponized.
Says so in the Bible, somewhere in Kings and again in the revelation.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Lightbringer at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (7RzBN)

408 341 I assume anyone with a flag flying or a flag sticker on their car is a Trump voter.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:22 PM (22mNy)



Here in the Democratic People's Republic of California that's
definitely true. In the same vein, I haven't seen a single Trump sign or
bumper sticker here. But I've seen a lot of signs for GOP candidates
for lesser offices, which is less likely to result in trouble. I've done
the same thing in the past.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

I have seen the same in other cities and suburbs. I saw it in 2016 but found out some of it was that the Trump signs were stolen. But naw, I am over that. There is no question a lot of Repubs refuse to put up a Trump sign though they will put up other Repub signs down ballot.

it is another good reason to get out and see the rest of the country.

Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (eCCR5)

409 I had the blank thread of yesterday still in my history but deleted it not long ago.

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (OjZpE)

410 Proud boys: 0 people murdered, 0 fires started, 0 looting: WHITE SUPREMACIST TERRORISTS!

Antifa: Dozens murdered, much of the west coast burned, endless looting: MOSTLY PEACEFUL RACIAL JUSTICE PROTESTORS!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (qlFIA)

411 These people are simply un - f*****g-believable.

The left never, ever stops. Death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: RM at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (U3LtS)

412 Maybe Ace took a lid and is off enjoying some well-earned fap time.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (dfRN6)

413 There is fellow named Ace
who likes to pose nude on a shelf

Posted by: REDACTED at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (O+AcM)

414 @AP 42s

White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis.
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

Why would they test an EXPERIMENTAL cocktail on Trump??

Anyone ever read about President Garfield??

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (HrMC1)

415 Thus matters because newspapers cannot afford to have enough staff to fill their pages, so they use a lot of AP wire service stories. And since you cannot have a newspaper with different styles, you just adopt AP style. Thus, AP essentially controls the language.

Posted by: mputtre at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (/77uJ)

416 Statement from Trump's doctor:

https://tinyurl.com/y3x5l88r

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)

417 Not a Riot?
Violent Treasonous 5th Column Anti-American Assault it is.

Posted by: Downcast at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (eOew8)

418 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

Isn't she a charmer?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (WkPC9)

419 >>>Can a new president, undo the nomination or nominate someone else instead? That's what I'm asking.

Yes.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (Y6UV7)

420 Maybe Ace took a lid and is off enjoying some well-earned fap time.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (dfRN6)
+++++++++++++
I don't want to imagine Biden doing that after he calls a lid. Or ever, really.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)

421 That's a hangin' offense
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (Zmnko)
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Somebody called for me?

Posted by: Judge Chad at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM (Cdf/x)

422 I would think ACB's nomination would stand

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (OjZpE)

423 CARS, cars dammit!

Lol
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:14 PM



Jane is putting cats on cars?

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (786Ro)

424
He only cares about himself and his life, NOT those around him
***

She's on to something here - you do have to be careful about spreading diseases to your brother-husband if you care about him.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (qlFIA)

425 Okay Rashida, now do Pelosi and Feinstein.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (QEPWt)

426 Trump signs being stolen

Mine disappeared last night. Might "boobytrap" the next one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (B/Xmz)

claymore?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (8D42x)

427 "371 I'm surprised people steal signs in the age of Ring.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:20 PM"

Where I live, surveillance is not an effective deterrent to crime. All the criminals wear hoodies anyway.

For that matter, nothing seems to deter them. Our judges give super-stiff sentences for violent crime, but the violence just gets worse and worse. Thugs drive a hundred miles just to prey on us, and to enjoy their car-to-car shootout jousts.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (qpX6U)

428 White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)


He's not dragging ass because of the 'rona. Trust me.

Posted by: Melania at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (UZZHo)

429 AP also is on a Jihad against the Oxford comma, so that shows you the kind of people they are.

Barbarians.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (xfb67)

430 it is another good reason to get out and see the rest of the country.
Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (eCCR5)

Reporting from communist CA - our Trump flag has remained unmolested and two other houses are flying Trump flags too. I am shocked - this did not happen in 2016.

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (a0IVu)

431 Nood Ace on a shelf?

Tripod...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (qvWFB)

432 Jane is putting cats on cars?

___

Oh, after the media shit storm I went through I would not suggest that!

Posted by: Mittens Romneycare at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (qlFIA)

433 I'm guessing there must have been more than one test that showed positive. There's no way they'd go public after just one positive test, given how many false positives there have been. RIGHT???

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (22mNy)

434 I pretend to love Jesus. That's all you have to do. Pascals wager.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (ETtXa)

435 These aren't the riots you are looking for! Says the AP. Well ain't that a laugh protest.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (O2PCU)

436 Maybe Ace took a lid and is off enjoying some well-earned fap time.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM



Enjoying some Arby's with Lebron's mom

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (786Ro)

437 Also AP Styleguide: Rape is affection

Posted by: socalcon at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (Roy2Z)

438 The AP is like the Eskimos. They have 50 words that mean riot except riot.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (bN6TL)

439 392 Ignore the troll, people. His mother's "boyfriends" do.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

They didn't when he was younger though.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (Ojki1)

440 Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:25 PM (UZZHo)

If the truth about "the way things are" is what I think it is, it would make people violently ill as the ramifications of that sunk in.

Historically, people have been compromised by confirmation bias against realizing some horrific things. I don't think that's any different today.


I think people need hope, and I don't think having some hope is unjustified, but the phrase "thin veneer of civilization" ain't far from the real truth.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (sb+Cg)

441 Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib

US House candidate, MI-13
He still won't wear a mask.

He only cares about himself and his life, NOT those around him or the people he took an oath to protect.

Too many lives lost because of his deadly lies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (W2Pud)


Where's a drone strike when you need one.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Trolls are a multiplying.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (QPbAP)

443 A Riot is an ugly ting...
und it's about time zat we had vun!

Posted by: Young Frankenstein at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (Rbfr/)

444
People can't even decide how sitting a certain way is racist and
whom it is racist against. I unfortunately just clicked an MSM link that
said what I just said and then because they had no point at all, they
mentioned the Redskins changing there name.

----

Every 10 years or so there is a drive to get Florida State to change their name because it is racist. This is driven entirely driven by white liberals. When they ask the local Seminole elders their opinion they always say that FSU always gets our blessing on logo changes and we are honored that they chose a strong Seminole warrior mascot to represent the school. They also appreciate the fact that any Seminole gets to go the FSU for free.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (h1jJh)

445 18-1 Rashida is Palestinian American hater, Omar is the Somalian American hater and brother lover

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (QEPWt)

446 It's friday... I want a flaming skull

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (Zmnko)

447 I'm guessing there must have been more than one test
that showed positive. There's no way they'd go public after just one
positive test, given how many false positives there have been. RIGHT???

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (22mNy)

I don't get your point.

Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (eCCR5)

448 Bonk Bonk Bonk on the head.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (qvWFB)

449 Serious thought here.

I think Trump's diagnosis will increase his poll numbers--and they'll increase again when he bounces back bigly.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (HrMC1)

450 I can haz lamborghini?

Posted by: Viral Cat at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (Cdf/x)

451 White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)


Wait...what?

This is "putting your money where your mouth is" a bit too much, I think.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

452 Boink is a better word than Bonk.

Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (eCCR5)

453 Rashida is Palestinian American hater, Omar is the Somalian American hater and brother lover
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (QEPWt)

And both are NASTY as Hell

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (HrMC1)

454 395 @AP 42s

White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis.
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

Like normal person fatigued, or fatigued where he only has the energy to out do most of us by lapping us twice rather than three times?

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:33 PM (Ojki1)

455 The troll doesn't seem to know that Ace is off today.

Posted by: Prime sistah at October 02, 2020 04:33 PM (tQL7r)

456 452 White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis

Doubt the President wanted the Doctor to say fatigued

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2020 04:33 PM (Zmnko)

457 435 I pretend to love Jesus. That's all you have to do. Pascals wager.


Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (ETtXa)

Yeah, you're just like Pascal. So many contributions to humanity, with all the ah, trolling and stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:33 PM (xfb67)

458 @NatSecLisa

It's interesting that Amy Coney Barrett can be publicly opposed to Roe v. Wade and say that her personal beliefs wouldn't interfere with her being a judge, but it was impossible for me to do my job while privately expressing my dislike for Trump.


Oh this bitch....cannot wait.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:33 PM (cF8AT)

459 They didn't when he was younger though.
Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (Ojki1)
---
He's met a lot of dicks in his life, but that was mostly pre-birth.

Posted by: Viral Cat at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (Cdf/x)

460 437 Maybe Ace took a lid and is off enjoying some well-earned fap time.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2020 04:29 PM


Enjoying some Arby's with Lebron's mom
Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (786Ro)

...

ace is trying to get posts pre-written on Thursday and actually have Fridays off.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (yL25O)

461 Biden just now couldn't say Trump's name.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (qyH+l)

462 I think Trump's diagnosis will increase his poll numbers--and they'll increase again when he bounces back bigly.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (HrMC1)


If he breezes through this - which he has a 99% chance of doing - it could be the biggest service he's done the country. And that's saying something.

If he rolls 00 on 2d10 ? We're screwed. They'll use his death to justify lockdowns forever.

Posted by: Melania at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (UZZHo)

463 I pretend to love Jesus. That's all you have to do. Pascals wager.


Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (ETtXa)


Yes. Please. Pretend to love Jesus, then let us all know how that works out for you.

Because Jesus is stupid and won't know you're lying.

Dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

464 448 I'm guessing there must have been more than one test
that showed positive. There's no way they'd go public after just one
positive test, given how many false positives there have been. RIGHT???

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (22mNy)

I don't get your point.
Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:32 PM (eCCR5)

___

Given that false positives are common, I hope Trump was given multiple tests and they all came back positive. Because it would cause a super shitstorm if it turns out there only 1 test and it was a false positive.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (22mNy)

465 So what exactly is a journalist supposed to call it when police declare a riot? Like they do in Portland almost every night.

I guess in those cases, they'll simply not report on the declared riot at all.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (Do5/p)

466 I've still only seen one Biden sign in a yard, and more Trump signs and flags than I can count.

Our community association doesn't allow signage of any kind, which is probably for the best. Not long ago, the Republican club here was yuge, but the influx of transplants has grown the once pitiful Dem club.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

467 Off hottie sock !!!

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 02, 2020 04:35 PM (UZZHo)

468 The first sentence I learned in Chinese was:

Shut up, I don't speak Chinese.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 02, 2020 04:35 PM (pB6Gt)

469 they just come to the same conclusions as Hitler as the natural progression of leftist ideology.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Saw a documentary on NatGeo last night about the 12th SS Panzer Division, the "Baby" division. Raised in late 1943 consisting of 17 year olds, the division was indoctrinated in Nazi SS ideology and trained, they then entered combat a few days after D Day. They were particularly brutal to soldiers and French civilians alike. They executed Canadian POWs and took reprisals on civilians for having been beaten by the Brits. Ideology is a powerful thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

470 I guess in those cases, they'll simply not report on the declared riot at all.



*touches nose*

Posted by: Seattle Media at October 02, 2020 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

471 395 @AP 42s

White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail, remains 'fatigued' after COVID-19 diagnosis.
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

"Experimental" doesn't mean it is just thought up 5 min ago. It just means it hasn't been FDA approved yet.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

472 Can we please IGNORE the TROLL?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)

473 Woah.....

Someone sucker punched Rick Moranis as he walked near Central Park.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

474 When Trump wins they will call it revolt.

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (HwiWi)

475 So why are you all so proud to be boys?

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (ETtXa)

476 >>> Every 10 years or so there is a drive to get Florida State to change their name because it is racist. This is driven entirely driven by white liberals. When they ask the local Seminole elders their opinion they always say that FSU always gets our blessing on logo changes and we are honored that they chose a strong Seminole warrior mascot to represent the school. They also appreciate the fact that any Seminole gets to go the FSU for free.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (h1jJh)

University of Utah does something similar with calling themselves the Utes, a native american tribe. They pay royalties to the tribe to use the name, work with them on design and branding symbols, Ute students have generous perks. It's win-win.

Dixie State in Southern Utah, on the other hand... they have had headaches.

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (Rbfr/)

477 473 Can we please IGNORE the TROLL?


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)

Not with you yelling about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (xfb67)

478 Given that false positives are common, I hope Trump
was given multiple tests and they all came back positive. Because it
would cause a super shitstorm if it turns out there only 1 test and it
was a false positive.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:34 PM (22mNy)

I am sure they have done multiple tests. He is the president.

Posted by: Quint at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (eCCR5)

479 "I hope Trump was given multiple tests and they all came back positive."

I would believe only an RNA test. I would not believe an antibody test, nor a diagnosis based on symptoms alone.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (qpX6U)

480 Moranis decked:

https://youtu.be/5L8lV99Qixc

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

481 Saw one of those 60 foot size (guessing) car lot Trump flags yesterday in Mississippi - friggin awesome.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (QEPWt)

482 I am sure they have done multiple tests. He is the president.

And He and the FLOTUS have symptoms

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (Zmnko)

483 When you've lost Rick Moranis....

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (QEPWt)

484 nood biden

Posted by: IC at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (a0IVu)

485 I have two conflicting thoughts on how this affects Trump


1. He gets sympathy, polling is better
2. He is perceived as weak, polling gets worse.

I honestly don't know which will happen, nothing in 2020 makes any fucking sense anymore.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (22mNy)

486 Quality trolls called a lid on the day. So we get Bonk

Posted by: Hands at October 02, 2020 04:37 PM (786Ro)

487 427 Trump signs being stolen

Mine disappeared last night. Might "boobytrap" the next one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. carpe diem at October 02, 2020 04:17 PM (B/Xmz)

claymore?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 02, 2020 04:30 PM (8D42x)

NDM

Posted by: Fox2! at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (qyH+l)

488 The only way I will believe the Trump has the virus, is if he ends up in the hospital.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (ETtXa)

489 Why are they giving Trump an 'exspiramental" treatment?

Are they saying the other available treatments don't work?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (HrMC1)

490 The first sentence I learned in Chinese was:

Shut up, I don't speak Chinese.




I try to learn useful phrase like "I'm sorry, Officer. I had no idea that was illegal here. May I just pay you the fine?" and "I swear the hooker was dead when I checked into the room".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

491 "Don't biker gangs refer to themselves as clubs?"

Yes, and referring to a member as a gang member just might result in an aggressive educational moment.

Posted by: RM at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (U3LtS)

492 Because Jesus is stupid and won't know you're lying.



Dipshit.
Before he formed Bonk in the womb, he knew him.
And even then the Big Guy thought Bonk was a dumbass.

Posted by: Greyman27 at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (RKLPC)

493 What if the riot is really quiet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Bang your head?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:02 PM


On my desk. Like every day ending in "y".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (ejd/p)

494 478---Not with you yelling about it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (xfb67)
----------------------------

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 02, 2020 04:38 PM (M/9m0)

495 Ignore the troll, people. His mother's "boyfriends" do.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 02, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

well, he wanders around the family reunion wondering where all those "uncles & Cousins" she talked about were...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (8D42x)

496 Now there's a Nood

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (OjZpE)

497 White House doctor: President Trump received experimental antibody cocktail,

-
Diet Coke and what?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)

498 Every 10 years or so there is a drive to get Florida State to change their name because it is racist. This is driven entirely driven by white liberals. When they ask the local Seminole elders their opinion they always say that FSU always gets our blessing on logo changes and we are honored that they chose a strong Seminole warrior mascot to represent the school. They also appreciate the fact that any Seminole gets to go the FSU for free.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 02, 2020 04:31 PM (h1jJh)
++++++++++++++
It doesn't matter. In this case - like all others - the racist Leftists know best. Those Seminoles just don't know what's good for them. They're too primitive. They need to defer to their elite "allies" on the Social Justice Left for these decisions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (hYcqw)

499 The troll name reminds me of that 70's song - was it Bertha Butt or the Troglodyte? Bonk bonk bonk.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (QEPWt)

500 nude

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (ETtXa)

501 "Here Mr President, drink this...."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2020 04:39 PM (HrMC1)

502 Genius Sen Chris Murphy says all Senate business should cease because Trump has Covid.

It ain't gonna work, shitass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 02, 2020 04:40 PM (sWM8x)

503 OBEY

Posted by: They Live at October 02, 2020 04:40 PM (uomq6)

504 There is a real nood. Its a Biden pole dancing nood, though.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at October 02, 2020 04:40 PM (N3El/)

505 >>> Why are they giving Trump an 'exspiramental" treatment?

Technically all available treatments for COVID are "experimental" none of them have anything beyond an emergency approval right now.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 02, 2020 04:40 PM (Y6UV7)

506 459 @NatSecLisa

It's interesting that Amy Coney Barrett can be publicly opposed to Roe v. Wade and say that her personal beliefs wouldn't interfere with her being a judge, but it was impossible for me to do my job while privately expressing my dislike for Trump.


Oh this bitch....cannot wait.
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2020 04:33 PM (cF8AT)

-----

She was using a government issued phone.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 02, 2020 04:41 PM (eMEkg)

507 473 Can we please IGNORE the TROLL?


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 02, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0

Can we still talk about Troll 2, and how it maybe the worst movie ever made?

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2020 04:42 PM (Ojki1)

508 Obviously. But what happens if Trump is NOT president until Jan and ACB is not confirmed. Can a new president, undo the nomination or nominate someone else instead? That's what I'm asking.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 02, 2020 04:28 PM (22mNy)

I think nominations end when the Congress ends.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 02, 2020 04:43 PM (qyH+l)

509 Hell I get fatigued just watching Trump do his thing.

Posted by: Bosk at October 02, 2020 04:43 PM (SWbVS)

510 nood


New thread


topic


IBD-TIPP Poll: Post-Debate, Biden's Lead Falls to Three

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 02, 2020 04:45 PM (v2c9/)

511 Fellow smart people ... let's all move to the nood.

Posted by: Bonk at October 02, 2020 04:45 PM (ETtXa)

512 Trump will be ok, but what would happen if Biden got? How long would he last?

Posted by: demoncrat at October 02, 2020 04:49 PM (uomq6)

513 first again!

Posted by: joe biden at October 02, 2020 05:08 PM (uomq6)

514 I am praying for the day when I can get out of working in this industry. Every day feels like I'm working for the enemy.

Novel's coming along. I'm on my third draft; I want to do a couple more after this to tighten and polish it. Probably wrap it up sometime early next year. Not sure what the next step will be -- I know nothing about the publishing industry. Don't know if I'll self-publish or what. Any advice?

Posted by: Ex-liberal at October 02, 2020 05:13 PM (R1mDg)

515 Maybe they should use putsch or coup? Those probably fit better than riot anyways.

Posted by: alex at October 02, 2020 05:17 PM (iwoBu)

516 SO FUCKING GLAD that I am out of the newspaper business.

I didn't feel that way when my job was cut nearly 10 years ago, but now I see it as a blessing in disguise.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 02, 2020 05:21 PM (Apbdw)

517 "You can't call it a riot because honestly, what else do you expect from those subhuman, ghetto dwelling degenerates? Also, you guys are racist."

Posted by: Anotheranon at October 03, 2020 01:41 AM (ICLNC)

518 126 For some reason I remember when retard or retarded were perfectly acceptable words, then they became mentally handicapped and then that group became special.

they also did that quite seamlessly by using positive messaging and using the word gay. the underlying meaning hasn't changed while in some cases having the opposite effect.

Posted by: rollingstoned at October 03, 2020 03:53 AM (6vs3q)

519 There's an unrest going on/ down in cell block #9.

Posted by: Bob (formerly known as Beto) at October 03, 2020 11:25 AM (hVOXD)

520 LOL gud boyys dindu nothing and do not forget that White man.

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