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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (10/6/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

The good life consists in deriving happiness by using your signature strengths every day in the main realms of living. The meaningful life adds one more component: using these same strengths to forward knowledge, power or goodness. Martin Seligman


Quote II

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. Victor Hugo


Quote III

“After long consideration about the situation, I am declining to willingly step down from my position as Station Manager. I truly believe I did nothing wrong that is worthy of removal. No one has communicated to me any law, written standard, or rule I violated with my actions. I shared a factual argument, and although I shared an opinion, that I was disgusted by the sexual assault of a woman, I have done nothing more erroneous than my peers."Rae’Lee Klein


Quote IV

“I am not surprised that the grand jury indicted them but I’ll certainly be interested in what was presented to the grand jury,”Lawyer Joel Schwartz


Quote V

I’m a mess,” “You don’t plan on your husband of 27 years trying to kill you.” Laura Dankesreiter


Just spit ballin' here, but I bet there were a few telltale signs along the past 26 years.

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Hall of Fame Rock N Roller Eddie Van Halen loses his battle to cancer.

“I can’t believe I’m having to write this, but my father, Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, lost his long and arduous battle with cancer this morning,” his son Wolfgang Van Halen wrote. “He was the best father I could ever ask for. Every moment I’ve shared with him on and off stage was a gift. My heart is broken and I don’t think I’ll ever fully recover from this loss.”

“Heartbroken and speechless,” added Sammy Hagar. “My love to the family.”

Were it not for his titanic influence, hard rock after the late 1970s would have evolved in unimaginably different ways. He may not have invented two-handed tapping, but he perfected the practice and introduced it to a mass audience. Yet despite his complete mastery of the electric guitar, he never learned to read music.



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Senator Ted Cruz 1- CBS News White House correspondent Ben Tracy 0.


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Once upon a time we had an Irish Setter who would not be denied when it came time to swiping Chapstick. I'm not sure why, until now. Everything you wanted to know about Chapstick but were too afraid to ask.


Yes, it's filler, it's also Tuesday night.....


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Oprah Winfrey is a dumb twat.

In a new episode of Oprah’s book club, Oprah interviews Isabel Wilkerson, author of “Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents.”

During her interview Oprah suggests the U.S. caste system was “the template for Nazi Germany.”

Winfrey asks “How did you decide to focus the book on three caste systems – India, Nazi Germany, and the United States? I think a lot of people get riled up and offended that you’re comparing the caste system here to Nazi Germany, yet we discover that we were the template for Nazi Germany.”

Wilkerson replies “In the stories that I did for the New York Times, I didn’t use the word. In The Warmth of Other Suns, word does not appear. I pointedly stand here, sit here, stating that I don’t use the word and it’s for a reason. I think that it’s a word that is often misunderstood. It’s a word that has many different meanings to different people, even though social scientists have a singular definition for it, which would be prejudice plus the power to enforce that prejudice institutionally.”


When did world history start, 1776?

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Camping............

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Living in rural America I know first hand about the issues of internet access. Did AT & T screw over DSL customers or are they responding to market forces?

As of Oct. 1, AT&T has stopped offering DSL as a new service, according to USA Today. Existing DSL subscribers, who connect to the internet via copper phone lines, will be grandfathered in. DSL is definitely old technology, but many people, especially in rural areas, still rely on it for internet access. Internet service providers have mostly focused on expanding cable broadband and fiber networks in wealthy metropolitan and suburban areas. Basically, if you don’t already have DSL service and you need to connect to the internet, you may be completely out of options.

AT&T has seen the number of DSL subscribers slowly decrease over the years. The telecom reported 653,000 total DSL connections at the end of the second quarter of 2020, compared to nearly 14.5 million fiber customers, USA Today noted. That low DSL subscriber number is not surprising considering how broadband has grown and expanded since the ‘90s, but cutting off service without providing another option leaves many customers in digital darkness.


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Some people need to learn that life is too short to play games. And sometimes when you play games you lose. In this case, LOLGF.

Dude Needs Permit to Build Garage, Just Buys A Van
When solving a problem, it's important to think outside the bun. This homeowner found that if he wanted to build a garage, it would cost extra. So what did he do? He found a more mobile garage.


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Fun Tweet of The Day...............


When you want to damage others property, you ought to think twice.

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Next time someone tells you that "Golf is not a contact sport." Remind them of this golfer from Colorado.

Colorado golfer was lucky to escape with his life.
In many parts of the country, the elk rut is in full swing. As a result, the animals are aggressive and dangerous to humans who happen to wander too close to them. At least one man hitting the links at a Denver-area golf course found out just how aggressive the animals can be when he was gored by one last weekend.

Fox 31 Denver News reports that Zak Bornhoft and three friends were golfing at the course and about to wrap up their round when an angry bull charged the golf cart at Evergreen Golf Course.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


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How many relationships at one time is enough? Don't ask our Genius Award Winner 1st Runnerup.

Another Democrat politician has been caught in a sexting scandal. Though this one has a twist. North Carolina Democrat Senate candidate Cal Cunningham was sexting with a woman, and thus cheating on his mistress. The affairs came to a head Monday following the publication of lurid text messages between the candidate and a woman who is not his wife. Or his mistress. The campaign immediately went dark after the revelation. Cunningham is running against GOP incumbent Senator Thom Tillis.


A wife and 2 mistresses? Holy Viagra Bat Man.


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Aren't there things such as Yelp reviews if you aren't happy with products? Genius Award Winner.

After purchasing a bag of methamphetamine, a Florida Woman turned the narcotics over to police “because it was ‘junk,’” according to an arrest report.

Investigators allege that Beth Ann Franchak, 52, provided the meth to a sheriff’s deputy Thursday afternoon at her residence in St. Pete Beach.

Franchak, cops say, told the deputy that she “purchased $20.00 worth of methamphetamine and would like to turn it over to the police because it was ‘junk.’”

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Observation skills, A. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Mailman Karl Herklotz walked up to a house on Rossmore Avenue Monday, opened the mail box and placed the mail inside — as usual. But the nagging feeling that something was wrong followed him down the sidewalk.

Herklotz has been delivering mail along the same route in Fort Thomas for eight years. He says he's familiar not just with the neighborhood, but with the people and their routines.

The mailbox on Rossmore Avenue that gave Herklotz such a feeling of unease belongs to an 84-year-old woman he describes as a "very pleasant lady."

The problem? That mailbox was full.

Herklotz told neighbor Katie Giancola, who then called the police to come do a welfare check on the residence.

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Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (gtatv)

2 Uno?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (HuH1F)

3 Nd or rd

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (Cap/e)

4 Second

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (9dzlp)

5 Huh.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (HuH1F)

6 ⚡ 🐉 ⚡

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (cj33B)

7 yeah!

Posted by: Col. LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 06, 2020 10:08 PM (arJlL)

9 ℑnsectus ℧biquitous

How do
wine gnats
know where
wine's at?

Posted by: mindful webworker - surviving at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (wJky2)

10 Nooded.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (gtatv)

11 Close enough for Dr Fauci, so I guess it's good enough for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (2C38g)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (Zz0t1)

13
I was aiming for top 7, and did it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

14 Top 20?

Thanks for what I am sure is an ONT Chock Full O' Content.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (aommx)

15 Beautiful stone fence MisHum! Thank you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (Rvt88)

16
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (DUIap)

17 Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. Victor Hugo

--

but some people change the h to d

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

18 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (aommx)

Good to see you two nights in a row Cpt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

19 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 06, 2020 10:10 PM (JFzNN)

20

The Fall colors are the most amazing.

I could stare at settings like the top pic for hours.


Mother Nature is an incredible artist.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:11 PM (sy5kK)

21 Autumnal top pic makes me wish Milady and I could be going to the OzarkMoMe, or at least taking a driving tour 'round there.

Posted by: mindful webworker - surviving at October 06, 2020 10:11 PM (wJky2)

22 I know the ONT is supposed to be light, but I gotta get this off my chest.

Today, reading the Horde wishing death upon various of our rulers I've marveled at how soft-hearted all ya'll are.

Death is the end of pain, people.

They should have a very long life each day of which is an unendurable misery, where each might they cry himself to sleep and every morning wake screaming knowing what the day will bring.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 06, 2020 10:11 PM (d6mdH)

23 MisHum, I want that cabin!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:11 PM (2C38g)

24 I've got the Van Halen tribute channel on SiriusXM preset in the car and marked as a favorite on the iPhone app.

I shall enjoy the airplay over the next several days. RIP Eddie

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ch6++)

25 Anyone else had the situation with Amazon where they just give up trying to deliver your order? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

26 At least one man hitting the links at a Denver-area golf course found out just how aggressive the animals can be when he was gored by one last weekend.
Fox 31 Denver News reports that Zak Bornhoft and three friends were golfing at the course and about to wrap up their round when an angry bull charged the golf cart at Evergreen Golf Course.


Pro tip: S&W 500 in your golf bag. Put it there. Now.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2020 10:12 PM (uyUBX)

27 Another great ONT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

28 Evening horde! 'Sup?

Posted by: Zeera at October 06, 2020 10:12 PM (zUdXR)

29 Yeah, ONT! Thanks, Mis Hum!

BRB...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)

30 TOP 50!

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Ae67h)

31 27 Another great ONT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you Ladyl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

32 Sounds like that Elk got a hole in one!

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2020 10:14 PM (+CASr)

33 MH,

Not like I have anywhere else to go.

I have to go see the landlord tomorrow. When I was sick with Da Rona, I missed my weekend gig two weekends in a row, which caused a big dip in my finances. I told the landlord I was short and was told I could split the payment and get the rest paid in the middle of the month.

Tonight, when I came home, there was a notice on my door stating that if I don't pay the balance, plus another $100 in late fees, I'll be evicted.

I don't get paid for another nine days.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (aommx)

34 31
27 Another great ONT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you Ladyl Posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


Looks like flattery works!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (2C38g)

35 I'm a mess," "You don't plan on your husband of 27 years trying to kill you." Laura Dankesreiter

Just spit ballin' here, but I bet there were a few telltale signs along the past 26 years.


Maybe she had it coming. You never know with these things.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

36 On the other hand, thanks to the WuFlu, all my pants are now too big.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (aommx)

37 Round up the Jews!

After all, it's traditional to blame Jews for epidemics!

Jews spread disease, unlike Antifa/BLM protestors!

https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/
status/1313342883341258757

Posted by: Bill DeBlasio, Scum! at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

38
About 20 years ago or so, I was in an elevator in one of Seattle's tallest buildings, going up the elevator for an appointment.

And I heard "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love", in classic MUZAK style, an acoustic guitar, string bass, and a trap set with brushes, about 20 beats a minute slower than Van Halen's original.

I missed my floor, listening to it and laughing to myself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

39
Looks like flattery works!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (2C38g)

It does,
thank you as well Commissar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

40
Looks like flattery works!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (2C38g)

It's the truth!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

41 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

5h
A newly declassified CIA memorandum reveals for the first time that John Brennan have had his own team of CIA operatives--The "CROSSFIRE HURRICANE fusion cell"--personally spying on the Trump campaign during the 2016 election and beyond.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

42 I have some DSL tales to tell, but probably not tonight. I was trapped in Verizon robot chat assistant hell for hours and never got anything resolved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (2C38g)

43 Two giants of rock music died this year, Neil Peart and EVH.
Both were punches to the gut and...

FUCK CANCER!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (1I+VA)

44 Dude Needs Permit to Build Garage, Just Buys A Van

A permit to build a garage? Where I am, you need a permit to have a fence installed. It's just another way to get money out of taxpayers, because the thousands of dollars they get in property tax isn't enough for the bastards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

45 Willowed, but repeated for folks that need magazines for pistols, etc.

Jewells45

Best place for consistently cheaper magazines that are still OEM is CDNN Sports out of Abilene. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5x49pq3

Fast shipping and very reliable folks. And yes, they had H&K magazines for both the submachine guns, some rifles, and handguns. Think it was about $40 per P9 magazines or thereabouts.

Another place that I have used in the past but not recently is TopGunSupply out of Ohio. They also have H&K Mags. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxe5pvhc

Both places are cheaper than direct from H&K and fast shipping. They also have other magazines.

For some makes, MecGar in Italy is the original manufacturer and provides them as branded ones to firearm manufacturers. Browning High Power magazines were made for example by MecGar as well as some Sig magazines. MecGar also sells the generic magazines for Sigs and Brownings as a result that work as good as the ones with the brandname.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (OLiBJ)

46 ---Any man who wishes a sexual relationship with a second woman, has not understood the relationship with the first.



Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (RVcmP)

47 42 I have some DSL tales to tell, but probably not tonight. I was trapped in Verizon robot chat assistant hell for hours and never got anything resolved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (2C38g)

Did it have an accent?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

48 I still can't get over the loss of the great Eddie Van Halen. It's still quite a shock.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (3DJkT)

49 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

But this has been common knowledge for years, so ZZZZZZ!

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff Sessions at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (2C38g)

50 42 I have some DSL tales to tell, but probably not tonight. I was trapped in Verizon robot chat assistant hell for hours and never got anything resolved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (2C38g)


{{{Hrothgar}}}


I'm so sorry.

That's miserable.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

51 I hadn't heard "like a hurricane". SWMBO immediately started singing along with it. DOH!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (gtatv)

52 My recommended Van Halen song for the night: "Ice Cream Man"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (h1jJh)

53 Brennan needs the perp walk

Posted by: Zeera at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (zUdXR)

54 Nice fall picture, MisHum.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (pxDdN)

55 "I don't know how long he was thinking this through, but you could definitely see there was line tied across -- there was nothing accidental about this."

So he had eye hooks screwed into the wall a few inches above the floor, right in front of the basement door, with fishing line tied across it.

THE PERFECT CRIME

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

56 my ex tried to hit me with a bush axe

she had one helluva temper

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (O+AcM)

57 What will life be like in a month and this is over?

Posted by: iandeal at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (+QDTy)

58 53 Brennan needs the perp walk
Posted by: Zeera at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (zUdXR

You forgot the bit about the gallows

Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (kzzyk)

59 46 ---Any man who wishes a sexual relationship with a second woman, has not understood the relationship with the first.



Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (RVcmP)

Or maybe he understands that miserable, manipulative, domineering, abusive and sexless relationship all too well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

60 Yeah, beautiful pic!

But .. those $&@king leaves. If "they" allow burning .. no problem.

Trees are one of my favorite things actually. But in a landscape situation. Always dropping branches, plugging gutters, falling on houses, cars, and tents. With people inside. Buckling sidewalks. Ruining homeowner responsible for sewerage pipe and water pipes in their insatiable desire for water ... cost a small fortune to have removed when they die.

Other than that ... Yeah. Beautiful!

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (+CASr)

61 55 "I don't know how long he was thinking this through, but you could definitely see there was line tied across -- there was nothing accidental about this."

So he had eye hooks screwed into the wall a few inches above the floor, right in front of the basement door, with fishing line tied across it.

THE PERFECT CRIME
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

Excuse me hogmartin, just one more question.......

Posted by: Lt. Colombo at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

62 I could stare at settings like the top pic for hours.

Same here. I love Fall. Just hate what comes after.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (nxdel)

63 52 My recommended Van Halen song for the night: "Ice Cream Man"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (h1jJh)

Dedicate one to the ladies.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

64 Pennsylvania Man quickly devolving to Florida Man status

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (nUhF0)

65 right there with you, fucking Eddie VH. Got to see him many times starting back in 1978 in Long Beach, CA, Van Halen opened for Santana. My jaw dropped, couldn't figure out how a guitar could sound like that.

Posted by: KCJeff at October 06, 2020 10:10 PM (vzKmu)

Part of the hook is that he had one of the first hot-rodded guitars, the super-strat, complete with Floyd Rose tremolo and crazy pickups. But mostly his talent made that shit work. Lots of people make that shit sound stupid.

Cool as fuck you got to see them live. I never had the chance. Being from Wyoming and whatnot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (x8Wzq)

Dragged this up the stairs, because I took the trouble to type it out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

66 Did it have an accent?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)


Well, it claimed its name was Nick!
Old Nick I think it was, yes, I'm sure that was it!

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff Sessions at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (2C38g)

67 ---Or maybe he understands that miserable, manipulative, domineering, abusive and sexless relationship all too well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM
--And wants more?

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (RVcmP)

68
That low DSL subscriber number is not surprising considering how broadband has grown and expanded since the '90s, but cutting off service without providing another option leaves many customers in digital darkness.

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That's because AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, etc don't give a flip about rural customers. We struggled here for years on a tiny mobile broadband allowance at premium price. A few years ago we got Skynet, a fixed wireless service with no data cap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:21 PM (mht8P)

69 66 Crap, damnable socks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:21 PM (2C38g)

70 Thanks whig.. I wrote it down and will visit it tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 06, 2020 10:21 PM (nxdel)

71 Seems a single word was omitted in this article.



BILLIONAIRE Oprah Winfrey is a dumb twat.

In a new episode of BILLIONAIRE Oprah's book club, BILLIONAIRE Oprah interviews Isabel Wilkerson, author of Caste: T"he Origins of Our Discontents."
During her interview BILLIONAIRE Oprah suggests the U.S. caste system was "the template for Nazi Germany."

BILLIONAIRE Winfrey asks: How did you decide to focus the book on three caste systems - India, Nazi Germany, and the United States? I think a lot of people get riled up and offended that you're comparing the caste system here to Nazi Germany, yet we discover that we were the template for Nazi Germany."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:21 PM (sy5kK)

72 And for the record, I was never a fan of Van Hagar, despite my fondness for both Van Halen and Sammy Hagar. There seemed to be something just a bit contrived about all of it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)

73 Eddie's dead and no-talent whore Oprah lives.

2020.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 06, 2020 10:22 PM (3P/5p)

74 Nice first pic, MH. I love those old stone fences and old barns and houses like that. I don't know where that is, but it reminds me of Fall in upstate NY. Fall is my favorite season.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 06, 2020 10:22 PM (Wm5SB)

75 67 ---Or maybe he understands that miserable, manipulative, domineering, abusive and sexless relationship all too well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM
--And wants more?
Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (RVcmP)

There was a wish for a sexual relationship involved the second go-round.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

76 Ice cream man is GREAT

Posted by: Zeera at October 06, 2020 10:22 PM (zUdXR)

77
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:09 PM (aommx)

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Cap! Good to see you!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (mht8P)

78 58
53 Brennan needs the perp walk

Posted by: Zeera at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (zUdXR

Yu forgot the it about the gallows Psted by: In xile at October 06, 2020 10:19 PM (kzzyk)


Tumbrels for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (2C38g)

79 With regard to Texas vs Netflix, Texas also indicted some TSA agents since the new security procedures met the definition of sexual assault. Sometimes the world needs some symbolic indictments that go nowhere.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (3AD8C)

80 Mis Hum I enjoy your ONTs, thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (gtatv)

81 They make doggie chapstick. No need for the dog to swipe it from its hooman.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (mNhhD)

82 Summertime's hear babe
Need somethin' to keep you cool

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

83 *here

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

84 U.S. caste system


WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (oVJmc)

85 In 9th grade Honors English I had to write an essay on my "idol". I picked Eddie Van Halen.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 06, 2020 10:24 PM (h1jJh)

86 ---There was a wish for a sexual relationship involved the second go-round.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

========
Again, he did not understand the first.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 10:24 PM (RVcmP)

87 80 Mis Hum I enjoy your ONTs, thank you.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (gtatv)

I do appreciate your support
Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

88 One time when I was a kid, my folks made me stay home on a beautiful summer day to babysit my lil Sis while they went out. I taped Sis up and placed her on the couch so I could go play baseball with the gang. Folks came home early and found her. By far the worst ass whoopin' my Pop ever administered and in retrospect, I more that deserved it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2020 10:24 PM (EgshT)

89 Excuse me hogmartin, just one more question.......
Posted by: Lt. Colombo at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)


"See, Mrs. Columbo's been getting into basement stairs fishing lately - you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

90 Oprah.
What makes her stupid isn't a lack of intellect. It's that she has had ample opportunity to learn. From her own experiences. Yet she fails to do so.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 10:25 PM (axyOa)

91 81 They make doggie chapstick. No need for the dog to swipe it from its hooman.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (mNhhD)

You know that. I probably know that. But......That damn dog would go through purses for chapstick, dresser tops, you name it. He loved the stuff.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

92 Colorado golfer should be awarded a Lifetime Membership to the Elks Club.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 06, 2020 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

93 ACB's momma danced and her daddy rock and rolled.

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2020 10:26 PM (l3+k2)

94 WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles



No fricking kidding! The classless society was invented here! (although the dims seem hell bent on returning aristocracy)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (2ygtH)

95 Where I am, you need a permit to have a fence
installed.


Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

I needed a permit to replace a slab of sidewalk that was damaged by the village-owned tree between it and the street.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

96
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2020 10:24 PM (EgshT)

Deserved? Yeah, probably. But a great ONT story and a year's Platinum Subscription with Troll-B-Gone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

97 After purchasing a bag of methamphetamine, a Florida Woman turned the narcotics over to police "because it was 'junk,'" according to an arrest report.

She should have complained to the Better Business Bureau.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

98 WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM (oVJmc)


Probably not the one where the privileged can commit any crime they want as long as it's against the deplorables, and the deplorables would be the ones prosecuted.

Probably didn't mean that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

99 Greetings one and all from beautiful Frisco, NC. Have to return to the real world tomorrow, though. Camping has been great.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (LtG+N)

100 Somebody erected a 10' tall TRUMP sign on a hillside over the 405 freeway in LA. (Of course the city tore it down the next morning. Interesting to see in the coming days if the person(s) who did it do it again.)

The Trump Effect is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (mNhhD)

101 U.S. caste system
WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

hmmm.... have you seen any of the "O" or Billary team charged?
Have you seen any Twitter folks charged for inciting?
Have you seen any Hollyweird folks charged for anything (other than rape of course)?
Bankers or insurance company execs charged and jailed?

That's a CASTE system for sure.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (gtatv)

102 Lovely photo up top, Mis Hum, and the Nils song behind it is amazing.

That first time camper was a scream!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)

103 Yet she fails to do so.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 10:25 PM (axyOa)


The possession of enough FU money means you don't have to think any more!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (2C38g)

104
Speaking of AT&T dropping new DSL, I had no idea but the FCC has repurposed (and auctioned) off much of the UHF band away from TV to wireless data use.

Hell, nothing above Ch. 36, if I understood.

That's been going on over the last decade + and nobody asked me anything about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (rCwaK)

105 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3k9rmsr

https://tinyurl.com/y43yof4l

https://tinyurl.com/y39dsbnh

https://tinyurl.com/y2z3xzvx

https://tinyurl.com/y445sv2u

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

106 PDT's on a roll this evening on Tw*tter...

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (cj33B)

107 WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM

====
The one that keeps our MelaninEnhanced™ brethren from getting whatever they want whenever they want, instantly at no cost.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (d6mdH)

108 95 Where I am, you need a permit to have a fence
installed.


Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

I needed a permit to replace a slab of sidewalk that was damaged by the village-owned tree between it and the street.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

Wait a minute. I thought you Anti-Semitic Semites owned the world, controlled the weather, government and banks. You must have skipped class that day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

109 56 my ex tried to hit me with a bush axe

she had one helluva temper
Posted by: REDACTED

HA! My late wife had loaded 4 rounds into the magazine.

She got tired of waiting and went first.

That'll show me.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (Rvt88)

110 >>>Sean Davis
@seanmdav

5h
A newly declassified CIA memorandum reveals for the first time that John Brennan have had his own team of CIA operatives--The "CROSSFIRE HURRICANE fusion cell"--personally spying on the Trump campaign during the 2016 election and beyond.

Hey Sean? I'm suppressing a yawn over here...

Posted by: Boswell at October 06, 2020 10:29 PM (w2LAm)

111 WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM

The one where black people become president, sec of state, mayors and police chiefs of large cities, dominate popular culture, can use the n-word at work, and more.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 06, 2020 10:30 PM (mNhhD)

112 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3ywvxy4

https://tinyurl.com/y2tqdec8

https://tinyurl.com/y677e33x

https://tinyurl.com/y4dso4r4

https://tinyurl.com/y27397hr

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2020 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

113 Of course the city tore it down the next morning.
Interesting to see in the coming days if the person(s) who did it do it
again.)



The Trump Effect is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


Twitter folks were wondering why the county could react in less than 24hrs. while homeless trash sits for weeks.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:30 PM (2ygtH)

114 Winfrey asks: How did you decide to focus the book on three caste
systems - India, Nazi Germany, and the United States? I think a lot of
people get riled up and offended that you're comparing the caste system
here to Nazi Germany, yet we discover that we were the template for Nazi
Germany.


This bint has a book club? I'm surprised she can even read. What an ignorant fool.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2020 10:30 PM (EgshT)

115 HA! My late wife had loaded 4 rounds into the magazine.

She got tired of waiting and went first.

That'll show me.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM



Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:31 PM (cj33B)

116 Hey Sean? I'm suppressing a yawn over here...
Posted by: Boswell at October 06, 2020 10:29 PM (w2LAm)


Personally, I am waiting until J Sessions weighs in on this travesty of a farce of a scam!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:31 PM (2C38g)

117
Speaking of AT&T dropping new DSL, I had no idea but the FCC has repurposed (and auctioned) off much of the UHF band away from TV to wireless data use.



This was a large part of moving to digital TV. Digital needs less width of the spectrum, so they can narrow the band needed for TV service.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:31 PM (oVJmc)

118 Captain Whitebread,
That's a bummer. Can you remind him that he told you you could split the payment? Anything you could sell to get money to tide you over?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

119 Britain has a far more entrenched caste (class) system than we've ever had.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (oVJmc)

120 This bint has a book club? I'm surprised she can even read. What an ignorant fool.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2020 10:30 PM (EgshT)


You don't need to be able to read, to sell books to people that won't read them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (2C38g)

121
I can understand the sadness from some about Eddie VH.

Truly one of the great guitar players of all time.

But he did have serious health issues for many years now and cancer was just one of them.

Probably my biggest shock about an artist was waking up to the clock radio early one morning, and having the rockjock telling me that Stevie Ray Vaughan had died in a helicopter crash, leaving a concert. SRV had quit drugs and drinking a few years before, and was at the top of his game at what, 35?

I was off my game for days.

Before that it was John Lennon. I was watching Monday Night Football, and Howard Cosell came on and said "oh, no!" That sucked, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (sy5kK)

122 Ducktaped to a post? Heh. We had to use barbed wire when I was a kid.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (XhWtx)

123 >> More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

God love you man. Fiat lux and fiat ass.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (rCwaK)

124 Captain WB is there anything we can do?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

125 I thought you Anti-Semitic Semites owned the world,
controlled the weather, government and banks.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

Well...yeah, but we try to pass too. It makes it easier to get dinner reservations.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2020 10:33 PM (xT2tT)

126 They should have a very long life each day of which is an unendurable misery, where each might they cry himself to sleep and every morning wake screaming knowing what the day will bring.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 06, 2020 10:11 PM (d6mdH)

As Inigo Montoya said to the Six Fingered Man, this fight is not to the death, but to the pain.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 06, 2020 10:33 PM (qyH+l)

127 Kbdabear you bring me such joy and despair all at once.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

128 Captain Whitebread,

Also, your landlord isn't very nice. If you've been good about paying, it is short sighted of him to hound you this one time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

129 WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM
Soros/Gates
BLM/Antifa
Pedos
Oprah/Obama
Media/Deep State
Homicidal maniacs

Nazis
Worms
Slugs
Leeches

Whale shit
Trump voters

Maga hat wearers
People who protect their property with guns

The Unmasked

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 06, 2020 10:34 PM (3P/5p)

130 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 06, 2020 10:34 PM (dL2qb)

131 ---U.S. caste system





WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 10:23 PM
------------------
Listen, untouchable. Try to have a funeral for some other untouchable. You think you are George Floyd, John Lewis, or something? You and your untouchable loved ones don't matter.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 10:34 PM (RVcmP)

132 Well...yeah, but we try to pass too. It makes it easier to get dinner reservations.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


They're easy to identify though. They put maple syrup on the French toast.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

133 The campaign immediately went dark after the revelation. Cunningham is running against GOP incumbent Senator Thom Tillis.



If anyone doubts that God answers prayers, give Thom Tillis a call.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:35 PM (sy5kK)

134 Well...yeah, but we try to pass too. It makes it easier to get dinner reservations.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Wait, what? I thought you also controlled the food services industry also...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:35 PM (2ygtH)

135 Thanks for the ONT.

Seligman seems like he should be in the running for the corporate power speak awards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:35 PM (cI3Q7)

136 Too many alsos...ruined the flow.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:35 PM (2ygtH)

137 So Japan post has a new service where the postman will check up on elderly residents. You pay them a monthly fee, and they go and talk to the customer to make sure they are OK, etc.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2020 10:35 PM (LWu6U)

138
Well...yeah, but we try to pass too. It makes it easier to get dinner reservations.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2020 10:33 PM (xT2tT)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

139 The United States was the template for Wakanda.

Posted by: Little Boomer at October 06, 2020 10:36 PM (PNCY7)

140 Thanks for the Nils Lofgren, Mis Hum. Was just listening to his "Cry Tough" album a couple days ago.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 06, 2020 10:36 PM (Q8bDL)

141 Wait, what? I thought you also controlled the food services industry also...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:35 PM (2ygtH)


They forgot the reservation clerks, but they're fixing that after the election!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:36 PM (2C38g)

142 The bit about chapstick is wrong, there is an essential ingredient in there made from spiders.


that is why we use carmax

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:37 PM (4Jold)

143 they go and talk to the customer to make sure they are OK, etc.


I don't understand why they don't just leave an aspirin in the mailbox and be on their way.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 06, 2020 10:37 PM (EgshT)

144 Posted by: cfo mom at October 06, 2020 10:36 PM (Q8bDL)

Wonderful album.
Other than the lack of love for FZ you have fine musical tastes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

145 Best place for consistently cheaper magazines that are still OEM is CDNN Sports out of Abilene. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5x49pq3


Huh. Got within four miles of the place weekend before last and didn't even know it...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 06, 2020 10:38 PM (ZSK0i)

146 At Quo-- uh, another site, for some reason, people are rehashing what Hillary was doing on Election Night 2016.

One person wrote that she was drunk as a skunk, Obama was advising her to concede, and she was a sloppy mess apologizing to him over and over again on the phone.

Interesting that nothing has ever come out of how things actually went down there that evening.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

147 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (aommx)

Lots of places have moratoriums on evictions right now. Not so in your area?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:38 PM (/I1RL)

148 70 Jewell45,
You are welcome. Sometimes you can also get deals on used magazines, believe it or not, at pawnshops that sell firearms. The key is that you have to know what you are looking for.

H&K's are very nice firearms and I had a chance one time to buy the first polymer wondergun made by H&K well before Glock. I passed.

CDNN also sells H&K's from time to time as they are a clearing house for discontinued or slow selling models, parts for discontinued models, etc.

Rhomboid gave good advice on the number of magazines as they are consumables. If you go through training, they often have you act as in a real firefight and you drop the empty mag to the ground and get your spare to continue the fight. That can be a bit rough on the mag over time. During the time of mag size limitations during the Clinton years, a lot of folks kept their hi caps at home and used ten round magazines to train.

Brownells and MidwayUSA are the other two big gun parts warehouses online and you can get some repair parts for H&K's from them as well as accessories.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (OLiBJ)

149 I don't think of internet service when I see "DSL"

Especially when I'm researching compliance pics

Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

150 I have a nice creek that circles around the back of my property and then goes down the hill for about 1000 ft, into a 2 ft culvert pipe that goes underneath the road and then into the river across the road from me

in 2011 with Irene, the road and culvert flooded badly

to solve this, for reasons still unknown, the town dug out the last 30 ft of the creek and made it wider. About 25 ft was in my property

they did this without notice to any interested parties

lust try doing that kinda of shit on your own

you would have at least 4 or 5 agencies pouring down your neck with injunctions

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (O+AcM)

151 McSally Kelly debate on now

https://tinyurl.com/y5lbknny

Comments have been interesting. A few have said she's destroying him.

Don't know if I want to watch, but in case anyone does, there you go.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (4pK1/)

152 So Japan post has a new service where the postman will check up on elderly residents. You pay them a monthly fee, and they go and talk to the customer to make sure they are OK, etc.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy




which is a good thing for those that hate you too much to ring you

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (4Jold)

153 Oooo...new house, new hash. This one is more distinctive but the old one was easier to remember.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 06, 2020 10:40 PM (Q8bDL)

154 Interesting that nothing has ever come out of how things actually went down there that evening.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:38 PM



Are there any surviving witnesses?

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:40 PM (cj33B)

155 Interesting that nothing has ever come out of how things actually went down there that evening.

Posted by: qdpsteve


Airing that video will get one killed.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:40 PM (2ygtH)

156 Zettai, good question.
Hil probably had them all taken down one by one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

157 photo looks like Salisbury CT

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (O+AcM)

158 researching compliance pics
Posted by: kbdabear at October




heh

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (4Jold)

159 145, Re: CDNN.

Even now they have Ruger AR's for sale and in stock. They have great clearance prices often on shotguns, rifles, and slow selling handguns.

I live about halfway across the country from them (magazines and the like) and normally get my stuff in 3-4 days even with the great gun panic

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (OLiBJ)

160 Are there any surviving witnesses?

Well, I know she fed Mookie into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (EgshT)

161 I was the youngest of four.
By a long shot.
Siblings pretty much left me alone. Hell. Even my parents seemed surprised see me on some days. Plus back then we didn't have cling wrap. Just wax paper.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa)

162 146 At Quo-- uh, another site, for some reason, people are rehashing what Hillary was doing on Election Night 2016.

One person wrote that she was drunk as a skunk, Obama was advising her to concede, and she was a sloppy mess apologizing to him over and over again on the phone.

Interesting that nothing has ever come out of how things actually went down there that evening.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)


Maybe it has something to do with what she supposedly said (paraphrasing)

If that bast--- (Trump) wins, we all hang.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (4pK1/)

163
Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about myself, none of which are good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

164 Especially when I'm researching compliance pics
Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)


Obviously, you don't live in the "country"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (2C38g)

165 Ice Cream Man!

Shush, y'all!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

166 161 I was the youngest of four.
By a long shot.
Siblings pretty much left me alone. Hell. Even my parents seemed surprised see me on some days. Plus back then we didn't have cling wrap. Just wax paper.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa)

I was the eldest. It was horrible.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

167 I do not know which I hate more -- eBay or my computer set-up or my bloody damn eyes. I just spent over two hours listing four items, fighting eBay every step of the way. I haven't sold anything on eBay since before I closed the bookstore so I've ben trying for three days to change my shipping address from the store to my house with absolutely no success. My internet connection is slower than molasses, making everything just that much more difficult. Plus horsing around with eBay's listing format. Not to mention, I can't see the flipping laptop screen (I think it's time for cataract surgery) and add in I'm not used to using a full keyboard because I've been using my Kindle Fire with its tiny on-screen keyboard for the past couple of years. I wish I still drank. I could use a stiff one right now.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (yHHWj)

168 47 42 I have some DSL tales to tell, but probably not tonight. I was trapped in Verizon robot chat assistant hell for hours and never got anything resolved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (2C38g)

Did it have an accent?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


My ATT DSL went out last week. Fortunately rebooting the modem worked. I hate dealing with tech support. It's a good thing I got it running because I pay most of my bills online on the first of the month.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

169 I had an order of candles, for my candle lantern, declared undeliverable by Amazon. I think they sent them to Vancouver BC.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (YynYJ)

170 hoto looks like Salisbury CT
Posted by: REDACTED at October




you, me, and maybe 10 others might know that

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (4Jold)

171 Shush, y'all!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM



What's up with the self-disparaging nic, mate?

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (cj33B)

172 Checking on the elderly, I have one or two stories there.
I had a neighbor, an old Filipino guy, CBI campaign veteran, a great guy, naturalized.
Anyway, my neighbor across the called, she said he hadn't been seen for days and his newspapers were collecting on his stoop, and can you go check on him, I have a key to his place.
So, of course, I do it. First I call him. No answer. So I let myself in, I call his name loudly as I ascend the stairs, announcing myself.
Because I know this guy has everything from samurai swords to 1911 .45acp.
I turn on the lights, there he is, laid out in the recliner, looking dead as dead could be. TV was on loud.
I place my hand on his neck looking for a pulse.
He suddenly grabs it, opens his eyes, recognizes me, and invites me in for a drink.
He had been on a 3 day bender.

Posted by: Attila, off his meds at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (w7KSn)

173 163
Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about myself, none of which are good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

I'm really sorry to hear that, man. But I also understand.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

174
I just had to dust off a lot of lightly used brain cells. The boy was asking about low-carb diets. Then it was "What's a carbohydrate," and then "How's it different from a hydrocarbon?"

The upshot was that I could remember enough to model CO2 and H20 and octane to explain why soda water has no carbohydrates, and why octane isn't one, and why saccharides are.

Just. Fucking. Barely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (eXmcp)

175 Mooch looks and sounds like the spawn of a Rev Al / Joy Reid hookup

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:44 PM (O+AcM)

176 Captain Josepha, maybe just start up an Etsy or Craigslist page?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

177 you would have at least 4 or 5 agencies pouring down your neck with injunctions
Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:39 PM (O+AcM)

Our township changed the course of a "Navigable stream" per the definition of Damn Near Russia (DNR) without so much as filling out any paperwork.

Like you said, just imagine if you or I did that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

178 Here is to hoping that Star link lights a fire under the ass of internet providers. It will be available everywhere with superior speeds. Satellites go up every month 20 and 40 at a time.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 06, 2020 10:45 PM (0OmEj)

179 if you or I did that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October




DO IT!

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:45 PM (4Jold)

180 Nice Nils Lofgren selection though the singer standing next to him worried her way through the whole song.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2020 10:45 PM (gLRfa)

181 As Inigo Montoya said to the Six Fingered Man, this fight is not to the death, but to the pain.

Pssst!! Westley to Prince Humperdinck...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 06, 2020 10:45 PM (ZSK0i)

182 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM

Hey, don't leave sounding like that. Stick around a while longer and hang with us.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (EgshT)

183 We are supposed to get a permit to replace the plastic vapor barrier under the house.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (YynYJ)

184 Only now getting to the music links, starting with the hidden click. I had to finish listening to Stones 12x5.

RIP Johnny Nash
"I Can See Clearly Now"
was 1972? Would have thought it was '60s.
Sure got a lot of play. Stands up still.
https://youtu.be/g_rB4v75jqU

Wiki: "Nash had collaborated with Bob Marley in the past, and his approach drew strongly from Marley's reggae style."
___

remotely related:

'Jah Make Uh?
(from Head Shop Comix #6, 1996)
in niclink

Teaser image
http://bit.ly/jah-make-uh-tn

♪ ♫ I can clee searly now.. ♬ ♪
♩ ♪ ...de cain has rum... ♪ ♩

Posted by: mindful webworker
pre-repeal hemp humor
at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (wJky2)

185 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (eXmcp)

Better than I could've done.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (/I1RL)

186 163
Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about myself, none of which are good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)


Hadrian, know how you feel.

31st anniversary of my 29th birthday 10 days ago.

I've lived longer than my mother did. That was a weird thought to contemplate.

Won't say you're as young as you feel or some such trivial stuff like that.

But you are a major contributor to this smart military blog, and I always look forward to your comments, especially shaming the lunatics by living a good life today. Love it!


Posted by: Marybeth at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (4pK1/)

187 What's up with the self-disparaging nic, mate?
Posted by: Zettai at October




you insulting his knowledge of self?

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (4Jold)

188 He had been on a 3 day bender.

Posted by: Attila, off his meds at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (w7KSn)

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (nUhF0)

189 Capt. Whitebread, some places have a policy to run the eviction notice process to the end of the sequence even if they are letting you make it up on partial payments so they can kick you out quickly if you screw up and forget to pay.

Lotsa people who get behind and have to get terms can't quite swing the additional payment so it could just be procedure.
Ask also if you can get a guarantee if you can get an autopay set up, that sort of thing makes a creditor much more relaxed.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (WyVLE)

190 DO IT!
Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:45 PM (4Jold)

You going to help?
I could always use some moral support.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

191 As Inigo Montoya said to the Six Fingered Man, this fight is not to the death, but to the pain.

Pssst!! Westley to Prince Humperdinck...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 06, 2020 10:45 PM (ZSK0i)


***

Yeah yeah yeah.
Let's just get to the part about perfect bosoms.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (axyOa)

192 Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about myself, none of which are good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)
* * * *

Prayers up for you, Hadrian the Seventh. Have faith in yourself and faith in God. You are a good man and the Horde loves you!

"Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man." - Victor Hugo

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (WFcrO)

193 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW) [/i often]

My DSL goes put so often I

a) put the router on a 24 hour timer that reboots it every morning at 0500
b) installed a wireless power line switch so I can reboot the router without having physically go to the router during the day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (2C38g)

194 Whoa whoa whoa. The US never had a caste system. Go to India.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (cI3Q7)

195 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM



What's up with the self-disparaging nic, mate?
Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:43 PM (cj33B)

wut??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)

196 Like you said, just imagine if you or I did that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

they straighten out a nice gentle curve that the creek naturally possessed

I tried to tell them that would only make the creek run faster

they smiled and kept digging

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:48 PM (O+AcM)

197 I would just as soon not discuss internet service problems. Second day of dealing with an outage that started Sunday night. It's pretty much resolved but I'm not sure my voice will hold up all week.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 06, 2020 10:49 PM (YynYJ)

198 So he had eye hooks screwed into the wall a few inches above the floor, right in front of the basement door, with fishing line tied across it.

THE PERFECT CRIME
Posted by: hogmartin


In the past there had been some people who have tried to hire someone to murder their spouse, and the stupidity was just mind boggling. One woman tried to hire the "killer" on a payment plan.

What usually seems to happen is that the woman goes to some guy who's served time for a low level crime, such as burglary. Of course the guy who served 2 to 10 for burglary, understands that first degree murder is, um, life without parole. So, he contacts the cops, because he isn't touching something like that with a ten foot pole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

199 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (2C38g)

Demonstrating once again, you are The Man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

200 Hadrian, hugs and prayers.

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:49 PM (nUhF0)

201 Yeah yeah yeah.
Let's just get to the part about perfect bosoms.



"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 06, 2020 10:49 PM (ZSK0i)

202 ''Whoa whoa whoa. The US never had a caste system. Go to India.''

If we had a caste system where would Oprah be? Sure as hell not where she is now. Such an ungrateful boob.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2020 10:49 PM (gLRfa)

203 Hey, y'all. I'm back. Had laundry to move and dishes to put up.

My landlord is a sweetheart; she may be just doing the paperwork the apartment owners require. A little birdie (who I can neither confirm nor deny might be involved in this) told me that if I put in writing my intent to pay the balance when I get paid again, it should smooth things over.

If it doesn't...I don't anything I can sell, really. I've already sold my home studio equipment. I'll wait until tomorrow to see what might have to be done next. I'm slightly optimistic.


Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (aommx)

204 Like you said, just imagine if you or I did that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



I have a few friends who don't have to imagine.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (2ygtH)

205 You going to help?
I could always use some moral support.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October




Yes. When? Where?

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (4Jold)

206 I hated DSL and also hate ATT but spouse wanted to keep a landline despite the lack of maintenance, frequent outages, etc. Our poor neighbors have dsl and it goes out frequently for the same reason.

ATT largely abandoned any maintenance on lines because they are a bloated debt loaded corporation that deserves to be broken up all over again.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (OLiBJ)

207 I thought the guy who sang 'I can see clearly now' was a chick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (cI3Q7)

208 I'm trying to locate some property with acreage AND broadband in north east Texas .

That is a task. Appears that satellite is the only solution.

Posted by: 🐧 at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (C+evo)

209 wut??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 10:48 PM



That's the spirit!!

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (cj33B)

210 Thanks for the beautiful reminder of fall.

These San Franciscans have no idea what theyre missing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (EZebt)

211 Whoa whoa whoa. The US never had a caste system. Go to India.


Olson Johnson (loosely quoted): "And no Irish!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (ZSK0i)

212 I still can't get over the loss of the great Eddie Van Halen. It's still quite a shock.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (3DJkT)

Van Halen came along after I had stopped listening to current pop music. Never really got into them. Still a shame he died so young.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (/EhDd)

213 I was the eldest. It was horrible.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

Me too, although it wasn't horrible. Just a lot of pressure to be the perfect child.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (/I1RL)

214 Captain Whitebread, does your state or county have some kind of emergency assistance for covid-affected?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (nUhF0)

215
Yes. When? Where?
Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (4Jold)

I'll keep you posted......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

216 Or maybe he understands that miserable, manipulative, domineering, abusive and sexless relationship all too well.
Posted by: Insomniac


I feel for you. My late brother had an ex wife who was an evil, mean mouthed bitch. I NEVER had a visit with her where she wasn't bitchy to people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

217 Re: Oprah. LeBron James every other black millionaire/billionaire on the BLM "I is oppressed bandwagon": YOUR RISE TO FAME AND SUCCESS WAS ABLE TO HAPPEN PRECISELY BECAUSE THERE IS NOT SYSTEMIC RACISM.




And the US has never had a caste system even when there were idiotic Jim Crow laws. Read your De Tocqueville woman!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (nAiE/)

218 I thought the guy who sang 'I can see clearly now' was a chick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (cI3Q7)

*looks around*

Me too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

219 Dragged this up the stairs, because I took the trouble to type it out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 06, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)


Hope you didn't trip over the wire at the top of the stairs....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (SRRAx)

220 Horde: prayer request for one of my coworkers. Her husband apparently had a brain hemorrhage and is now on life support. Not expected to recover.

Very nice lady who has had just an awful year.

Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (kzzyk)

221 Me too, although it wasn't horrible. Just a lot of pressure to be the perfect child.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October



fwiw, I was

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (4Jold)

222 You going to help?
I could always use some moral support.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October
Yes. When? Where?
Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:50 PM (4Jold)


So a MisHum impromptu MoMee?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (2C38g)

223 Hadrian,

Thanks for asking about me, friend. I hope that you'll see your way to brighter times ahead.

Four words that have put me on a more even keel:
"This, too, shall pass."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (aommx)

224 Brennan needs the perp walk
Posted by: Zeera at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (zUdXR)

Thirteen steps up, one down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (/EhDd)

225 Hiya, everyone.

We just got home from our Tuesday evening date. Went to supper, then a movie. There were five people in the theatre, counting us two.

We saw "The Empire Strikes Back," thinking it would be fun.

Criminy, it does not hold up. It is a series of vignettes, not a coherent story. Luke is a whiny-@ss baby. Boring. Should have ended with the carbonite scene, but just...kept...going. To us, the best thing was the death count of the "Admirals" of Vader's fleet.





Posted by: Flyover at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Rbu5d)

226 In Exile, of course - prayers on the way.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Rvt88)

227
Very nice lady who has had just an awful year.
Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (kzzyk)


Just sent a prayer up for your coworker and her husband.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

228 "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent,

Man and wife! Say man and wife!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (nUhF0)

229 vmom,

Not sure. I'll check that out.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (aommx)

230 I'll keep you posted......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October




Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (4Jold)

231 Speaking of re-booting routers, this may be just what Captain Josepha needs...

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (cj33B)

232 How do
wine gnats
know where
wine's at?
Posted by: mindful webworker - surviving

Wish I knew. We are infested w/ "fruit flies" which I assume is the same. Think they came in on the tomatoes. We have fly strips, the light thingy and another attractant, looks like an apple and they droan in the fluid.

As they do in my wine!

Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (yylD+)

233 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL

ewwwwww

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (O+AcM)

234
So a MisHum impromptu MoMee?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:53 PM (2C38g)

That would be fun!

Besides, the older one gets the fear of a life sentence isn't always such a strong deterrent.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

235 An idle thought though,

By PDT issuing an order declassifying everything, EVERYTHING can now be leaked if Haspel, Barr, or Wray balk with no consequences to the leakers.

It is literally no longer a crime to release declassified documents to anyone that wants to get them.

FWIW, the documents would have to be released in a court case anyway during discovery so the effect on any future prosecutions is minimal and actually could make it easier in cases like the CIA or NSA where classification is often used like in Wolfe's case to hide misdeeds of others. That threat is gone now.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (OLiBJ)

236 Just a lot of pressure to be the perfect child.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (/I1RL)


{{{Jordan61}}}

Good thing you succeeded, right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (2C38g)

237 Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (kzzyk)

How terrible. Prayers up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (/I1RL)

238 I haz a sadz.

Charlie Berens isn't funny anymore.

He's just mean, and often gross.

I DO NOT like his new sidekick at all, either.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (QU+qf)

239 >>> 208 I'm trying to locate some property with acreage AND broadband in north east Texas .

That is a task. Appears that satellite is the only solution.
Posted by: [penguin] at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (C+evo)

Maybe check here, but I'm not sure how far north they go:

https://www.suddenlink.com

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (/kh7m)

240 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL



No way.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (3P/5p)

241 After reading that spleef from Harpo Yerfniw...

May you be an Untouchable in India in your next life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (B4z9r)

242 Good thing you succeeded, right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (2C38g)

Heh. Well it sure motivated me to get married and leave home at 19.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (/I1RL)

243 Man and wife! Say man and wife!

Man an' wife.

Posted by: The Impressive Clergyman at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (ZSK0i)

244 Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (QU+qf)

Then by all means skip tomorrows and Sundays ONTs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

245 Just keeping track of the things to be grateful for:

I beat Da Covid
I lost at least one pants size thanks to it
Still employed
Still have food, shelter, auto
Still have a great lady in my life (almost two years now!)
...ah, it's probably all the vitamin D talking...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:56 PM (aommx)

246 240 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL

Pretty sure that is how Democrat policies are transmitted, as well

Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:56 PM (kzzyk)

247 235 An idle thought though,

By PDT issuing an order declassifying everything, EVERYTHING can now be leaked if Haspel, Barr, or Wray balk with no consequences to the leakers.

It is literally no longer a crime to release declassified documents to anyone that wants to get them.

FWIW, the documents would have to be released in a court case anyway during discovery so the effect on any future prosecutions is minimal and actually could make it easier in cases like the CIA or NSA where classification is often used like in Wolfe's case to hide misdeeds of others. That threat is gone now.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (OLiBJ)

******

Respectfully...

I don't think he declassified anything.

He authorized others to declassify it...but it is up to them to make that decision.

So...the CIA chief can decide not to declassify any of her agencies documents.

My understanding of it.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (Ae67h)

248 I was thinking Connecticut also.
Maybe Massachusetts.

Views like that are one of the very few things that make me miss New England.

Posted by: kactus at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (efWJQ)

249 red screen of error seems frisky tonight

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (nUhF0)

250 Horde: prayer request for one of my coworkers. Her
husband apparently had a brain hemorrhage and is now on life support.
Not expected to recover.



Very nice lady who has had just an awful year.

Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (kzzyk)

Freaking 2020 cannot be gone soon enough. Prayers up for your coworker and her husband.

Captain Whitebread, I will be praying for you too. Being financially strapped because of this government stupidity extra sucks.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (nAiE/)

251 I guess digging at one's ass is unhealthy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (O+AcM)

252 Besides, the older one gets the fear of a life sentence isn't always such a strong deterrent.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G)


MisHum bringing the positive side of everything!
And sometimes a life sentence is worth it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (2C38g)

253 ...ah, it's probably all the vitamin D talking...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:56 PM (aommx)

...


Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (cI3Q7)

254 I was the eldest. It was horrible.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

Me too, although it wasn't horrible. Just a lot of pressure to be the perfect child.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (/I1RL)

I am the eldest kid in my family. And while my home life was good, I quickly felt like I was shunted aside by my brothers and sisters, three of each.

But please understand that most of this was my fault. I love my folks. This was something I instigated. They did what they could with a rather tedious shitweasel.

My less than stellar childhood was 80% my fault.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

255 84 U.S. caste system


WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


The caste system that prevented Oprah from being successful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

256 I once towed a guy's car away. So when he didn't come to my office to complain, I went to check on him, and found his remains at dinner from the night before.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (EZebt)

257 192 Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about myself, none of which are good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)
* * * *


{{{Hadrian}}}

You are a very good person. And you are loved.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

258 Horde: prayer request for one of my coworkers. Her husband apparently had a brain hemorrhage and is now on life support. Not expected to recover.

Very nice lady who has had just an awful year.
Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (kzzyk)
* * * *
Prayers up for your coworker, In Exile.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO)

259 Trump being re-elected would just about turn 2020 around for me. A loss and I'll probably just crawl into a bottle until 2021

Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:58 PM (kzzyk)

260 Hadrian, celebrate Delilah's most recent victory!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2020 10:58 PM (EZebt)

261 Respectfully...



I don't think he declassified anything.



He authorized others to declassify it...but it is up to them to make that decision.



So...the CIA chief can decide not to declassify any of her agencies documents.



My understanding of it.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (Ae67h)


That may be how the CIA wants to act like the rules are but those are not actually the rules. The President has sole and final authority as the elected executive.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 10:58 PM (nAiE/)

262 I'd always thought "OROFECAL" was the California state agency that doled out free orofes...

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 10:59 PM (cj33B)

263 Very nice lady who has had just an awful year.
Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 10:52 PM (kzzyk)

prayers for her
so sad

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:59 PM (nUhF0)

264 256 I once towed a guy's car away. So when he didn't come to my office to complain, I went to check on him, and found his remains at dinner from the night before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (EZebt)

?!

So... he was dinner from the night before?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:59 PM (cI3Q7)

265 We are supposed to get a permit to replace the plastic vapor barrier under the house.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (YynYJ)


My dream is an amendment to the state constitution declaring that all fees, penalties, parking and speeding tickets, code violation penalties, court fees and pretty much anything but restitution and child/family support is declarable as a write off on state income taxes.

I have some dream vacation destinations too.


Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2020 10:59 PM (WyVLE)

266 Cal Cunningham, a weiner right up there with Anthony Weiner and Chuck Schumer.

Obviously has the morals and judgement of a polecat so yeah the Democrats will back him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:00 PM (B4z9r)

267 So when he didn't come to my office to complain, I went to check on him, and found his remains at dinner from the night before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October




your dinner or his?

Posted by: not so at October 06, 2020 11:00 PM (4Jold)

268 44...
Where I am, you need a permit to have a fence installed. ...
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

Here, too.
Infuriating. And it can't be higher than "this" or you have to get a variance...blah blah blah,

Posted by: Flyover at October 06, 2020 11:00 PM (Rbu5d)

269
Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL

ewwwwww
Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (O+AcM)


So, "eat shit and die" is for real?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

270
No fricking kidding! The classless society was invented here! (although the dims seem hell bent on returning aristocracy)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


But women who have little education, no job skills, and have 3 kids out of wedlock are low income. Not Fair!

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

271 192 Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and
I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard
to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about
myself, none of which are good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)



(((((Hadrian)))))... I hope a good night's sleep helps.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (nAiE/)

272 Evenin' Horde!

Smoke detector starting chirping its "low battery" warning. After I figured out which one it was (turned out to be the battery backup on the hard-wired one), I twisted it off the base, and discovered that the neutral wire was not connected to anything. So then I had to figure out which breaker turn off. Luckily, it didn't take long, but it was still annoying.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (CAJOC)

273 I think I've managed to memorize Ave Maria.

Pater Noster is harder.

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (nUhF0)

274 redbanzai,

Thank you. I appreciate it.

The finances will turn around soon, hopefully, because...if I forgot to mention before...I got promoted.

So now, I'm program director AND host of the afternoon drive show. One of the guys who was always giving me hell retired...so, the owner moved me to the 2nd best time slot we had (the morning guy will probably die on the air).





Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (aommx)

275 273 I think I've managed to memorize Ave Maria.

Pater Noster is harder.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (nUhF0)

In Latin, I am guessing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (cI3Q7)

276 261 Respectfully...



I don't think he declassified anything.



He authorized others to declassify it...but it is up to them to make that decision.



So...the CIA chief can decide not to declassify any of her agencies documents.



My understanding of it.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (Ae67h)


That may be how the CIA wants to act like the rules are but those are not actually the rules. The President has sole and final authority as the elected executive.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 10:58 PM (nAiE/)

******

As I understand the order...Trump *authorized* the declassification of any and all related documents.

Meaning, those in charge of said documents have the *authority* to declassify *if they choose to.*

As I understand it, it doesn't say "I (Trump) order Gina Haskel to declassify these documents."

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (Ae67h)

277 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

Good night, and Lord bless you and yours.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)

278 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL



ewwwwww

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (O+AcM)



Not shocking at all... there are nasty bastids everywhere that do not wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (nAiE/)

279
I went to check on him, and found his remains at dinner from the night before.


His remains was a slow eater?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (pNxlR)

280 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL

ewwwwww
Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (O+AcM)
* * * *
That's backward. It's fecal-oral transmission. (I made the same mistake - once.) And this is the second or third time this method of transmission has been pulled to the forefront. Wish the wizards of smart would make up their minds!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

281 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:01 PM (aommx)

Nice!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (/I1RL)

282 In Latin, I am guessing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

yes
it's my new resolution

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (nUhF0)

283 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL

That must have been one heck of a weird party where so many high level GOP pols caught the Wuhan Death Miasma...

Or am I going to have to call it something else now?

Posted by: 🐧 at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (C+evo)

284 Thats some shit about EVH. Damn...RIP.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (9Om/r)

285 Not shocking at all... there are nasty bastids everywhere that do not wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (nAiE/)

and I just ordered a pizza

thanks, thanks a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (O+AcM)

286 My understanding of it.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (Ae67h)


Per Schmuck Schoomer, "The intelligence community has six ways from Sunday to screw you over, even if you are the effing PRESIDENT and CinC of the USA!!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (2C38g)

287 Yes, faecal-oral because it's "A2M", not "M2A"...

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (cj33B)

288 ---So, "eat shit and die" is for real?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2020

--------------
Not only a common insult, it is quite literally the democrat platform.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (RVcmP)

289 As I understand the order...Trump *authorized* the declassification of any and all related documents.



Meaning, those in charge of said documents have the *authority* to declassify *if they choose to.*



As I understand it, it doesn't say "I (Trump) order Gina Haskel to declassify these documents."





Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (Ae67h)


She is his employee and he is her final supervisor. Him authorizing declassification means she has to declassify the documents (or be fired for cause). Nobody elected Gina Haskel to any position of power.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (nAiE/)

290 But women who have little education, no job skills, and have 3 kids out of wedlock are low income. Not Fair!

Posted by: nerdygirl

Heh, I learned that if I didn't work, I didn't have money.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (2ygtH)

291 Light Up the Sky

VHII

I loved when this one came up when I played my LPs at night.

Nostalgia levels are off the charts tonight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)

292 I have to go see the landlord tomorrow. When I was sick with Da Rona, I missed my weekend gig two weekends in a row, which caused a big dip in my finances. I told the landlord I was short and was told I could split the payment and get the rest paid in the middle of the month.

Tonight, when I came home, there was a notice on my door stating that if I don't pay the balance, plus another $100 in late fees, I'll be evicted.

I don't get paid for another nine days.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:15

Best wishes, that really sucks. Prayers that the situation may change.
T

Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (yylD+)

293
U.S. caste system


WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


We used to have untouchables.

Posted by: Eliot Ness at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

294 Got the news on EVH shortly before 3; I put it on the air ASAP.

15 seconds later, some guy calls asking why we never play "Somebody Get Me A Doctor".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (aommx)

295 The billionaire Oprah is bitching about the caste system. That kind of reminds me of the multimillionaire major league ball players who think they are victims.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

296 Berserker!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

297 The President has sole and final authority as the elected executive.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 10:58 PM (nAiE/)


Quel naïf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (2C38g)

298 My cousin Jan was old enough to drive down to Oakland from Reno to that Van Halen/Day On The Green concert (So This Is Love, video).

Eddies sons sentiments in the announcement of his passing was heartbreaking.

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (0jZnq)

299 Farmer,

Thanks. I have a feeling it will.
Probably God telling me, "I got this, ya goober."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (aommx)

300 163
Good night, Hordians. It's been a difficult time recently for me and I'm feeling low. Not only the times we live in but also it's been hard to become suddenly aware at my advanced age of a great many things about myself, none of which are good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

*****

Not to be presumptuous, but I think I know the feeling.

But...although the bad we do may live in our head and hearts, I have found that sometimes the good we do lives more in the hearts and heads of others around us.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (Ae67h)

301 Not shocking at all... there are nasty bastids everywhere that do not wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:02 PM (nAiE/)



and I just ordered a pizza



thanks, thanks a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 11:04 PM (O+AcM)


Buck up... Chinese lung rot is not nearly as deadly (or even dangerous) as the hair on fire reactions to it would suggest.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (nAiE/)

302 Spanish Fly

Shit.

this sucks.

I am so old.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

303 Heh, I learned that if I didn't work, I didn't have money.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (2ygtH)


That just doesn't sound fair or equitable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:08 PM (2C38g)

304 These CNBC commercials with Shep make me want to stab someone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:08 PM (/I1RL)

305
WHAT FUCKING US CASTE SYSTEM?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


A now-defunct chain of fly fishing schools, headquartered in Quohog, Rhode Island.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2020 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

306 176 -- A couple months back, I was dinking around with Etsy. I'd opened a shop not too long after they got off the ground. Since I have a lot of beading and stitching supplies to sell as well as the jewelry I make, I figured Etsy was the way to go. But then I got an email from Etsy gushing over how special their black store owners were and how much money Etsy was going to spend to make black store owners succeed. I flipped them the verbal equivalent of the bird and have not been back since. Besides, the stuff I was listing on eBay was a collection of very limited edition pamphlets issued by a specialty mystery publisher. They were ineligible for Etsy. (Cross your fingers for me. Others copies of those pamphlets have sold for a pretty hefty price. One these sell, if they sell, I'm going to change my eBay seller's name to reflect I'm selling craft items.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 06, 2020 11:09 PM (yHHWj)

307 247, Doesn't quite work that way as the President constitutes the highest authority in the executive branch and no congressional law or agency policy that attempts to limit that constitutional authority of the president is unconstitutional.

However, in simpler terms, any leak now of these documents by anybody who has them represents no legal jeopardy anymore because of the order. Still have not seen the text of it but do not doubt that a public order by the president could be used as a shield against any possible prosecution.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 11:09 PM (OLiBJ)

308 She is his employee and he is her final supervisor. Him authorizing declassification means she has to declassify the documents (or be fired for cause). Nobody elected Gina Haskel to any position of power.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:05 PM (nAiE/)

*****

Well, that's where we will just have to leave it. You think his authorizing it means it is mandatory.

I thing his authorizing it means it is optional.

Time will tell.

Or follow on clarifications by President Trump.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:09 PM (Ae67h)

309 Cal Cunninglingus from NC is toast

mistress has nude pics

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (O+AcM)

310 Today didn't suck as bad as yesterday, but I still feel tired and shitty. Think I'll just go to full invisibility. Later, y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

311 137 So Japan post has a new service where the postman will check up on elderly residents. You pay them a monthly fee, and they go and talk to the customer to make sure they are OK, etc.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


My elderly mom always sat in the recliner near the living room picture window. Every day the woman who delivered the newspaper would look in the window at her to make sure she was okay. She was still doing it after I moved in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

312 Captain Whitebread in charge of the drive home airwaves.

What could go wrong?

This? - https://youtu.be/szyh2zUwFKs

Or this? - https://youtu.be/SYnVYJDxu2Q

Maybe this? - https://youtu.be/HjCY9MFnrZ8

Or put him on the unemployment line? ^_-;;;;

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (B4z9r)

313 But...although the bad we do may live in our head and hearts, I have found that sometimes the good we do lives more in the hearts and heads of others around us.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (Ae67h)
* * * *

Very nicely said!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (WFcrO)

314 Woo Doggie, just answered a pollster call. I'm in Western CO. This guy was calling from NJ. Nice guy, just trying to make a buck. Damn but the knives are out for Loren Boebert. Poll had to be sponsered by the Diane Bush Misch (sp?) broad. I declined many answers. But finished the call. I think the poor bastards only get paid for a completed call.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (QCwsj)

315 If there is a Caste System in the USA, it is because the Democrats, starting off with a system that makes you check a bunch of boxes on your application describing your lineage or parentage, who are you, asian, latino, white, negro, happa, quadroon, octamaroon, etc.
Also can you legally intermarry.
That is all Democrat racist legacy, 100%.

Posted by: Attila, off his meds at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (w7KSn)

316 Berserker!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

Lady!!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (9Om/r)

317 The meaningful life adds one more component: using these same strengths to forward knowledge, power or goodness. Martin Seligman

I don't agree with the quote, although I'm sure he man who wrote it was quite a decent man, or MisHum wouldn't have selected it and it's probably truncated . However, reading it , straightforwardly, many people achieve what they think is happiness by forwarding power. They are not good people, so I would change it to read: . The meaningful life consists of using one's strengths to forward knowledge and goodness.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (WkPC9)

318 I had some crazy vision, one I can't deny it
It said "Open my eyes. Leave it all behind."


I heard the winds a-whisp'rin'
Strong magic comin' on
It's comin' out for sure


Come see your children, yeah
They're lighting up the skies
You won't, recognize them anymore

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (3P/5p)

319 New England Sushi Company

we don't dig at our asses

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (O+AcM)

320 A show on Netflix called The Hack basicly details how Trump and Cambrige Analytica targeted the 70K people they needed to target to win the election, and the subsequent liberal freakout against them.

All those "personality tests" you see people post their results of like "What dog would I be" is basicly a data grab. LOL

Posted by: Menack at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (buTO7)

321 Think I'll just go to full invisibility. Later, y'all.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

'Night.

And buck up, little camper!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ladies Man what Has a lantern Jaw and a Barely Tamed Python at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (x8Wzq)

322 mistress has nude pics

Posted by: REDACTED

Oh dear Lord, no dick pics!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 11:12 PM (2ygtH)

323 I'm looking to buy a house with a basement. Preferably with high ceilings and a concrete floor.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2020 11:12 PM (LWu6U)

324 316 Berserker!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

Lady!!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (9Om/r)


How are you doing?

Are you still coming to Texas?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

325 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (B4z9r)

The first and third: No go.

The second will be the last song I play before I either quit or am fired. While streaming the video on the website.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:13 PM (aommx)

326 But then I got an email from Etsy gushing over how special their black store owners were and how much money Etsy was going to spend to make black store owners succeed.

==

Discover card is running these ads on twatter sayung "nominate a black.small biz" to get a grant or somethung from.Discover

how are these "color of your skin" business incentives legal?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:13 PM (nUhF0)

327 194 Whoa whoa whoa. The US never had a caste system. Go to India.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2020 10:47 PM (cI3Q7)

The 1619 America, or the 1776 America?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, trying to keep up at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

328 {{{Infidel!!}}}

Hope that Boebert wins, and wins bigly!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (WFcrO)

329 I thing his authorizing it means it is optional.
Time will tell.
Or follow on clarifications by President Trump.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:09 PM (Ae67h)


Sorry, but I think his authorizing it means the release is allowable without further declassification review.
It does NOT mean it has to be released post-haste, as it is not an order!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (2C38g)

330 RIP, EVH. Runnin with the Angels.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (6mvRv)

331 313 But...although the bad we do may live in our head and hearts, I have found that sometimes the good we do lives more in the hearts and heads of others around us.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:07 PM (Ae67h)
* * * *

Very nicely said!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 11:10 PM (WFcrO)

//////////////////////

Thank you.

I hope it is of help for Hadrian.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (Ae67h)

332 Captain Josepha Sabin,

There is a seller on eBay named - epsteindidntkillhimself

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (B4z9r)

333 What "caste system" has ever existed in the US?

Since it's founding, the US has absolutely been the most fluid in terms of its citizens (and even its slaves to some extend during those years) ability to move from one income bracket or job or situation to a better (or worse) one.

Good Lord some people are too dumb to be allowed near a public forum.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (1YlHz)

334 147 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 10:15 PM (aommx)

Lots of places have moratoriums on evictions right now. Not so in your area?
Posted by: Jordan61


The thing with evictions is that, since they go through the court system, they take a certain amount of time, at least according to landlords I knew. If someone ordinarily is dependable in paying their rent, the landlord would be a lot smarter to go with his agreement with Whitebread to pay part of the rent late. The threat of eviction is probably just a nasty way of trying to get the money faster. I'll bet the landlord doesn't really intend to go through the eviction process.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

335 All those "personality tests" you see people post their results of like "What dog would I be" is basicly a data grab. LOL
Posted by: Menack at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (buTO7)


So I should not have said "Pit Bull"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:15 PM (2C38g)

336 297, RedBanzai is right. If Barr, Haspel, and Wray cannot prosecute or discipline whistleblowers or congressional investigators with the documents--their power to stall is gone.
An executive order enforcing a constitutional perogative of the head of the executive branch and commander in chief is enforceable regardless of how the apparatchiks wiggle and writhe.

He dropped the bomb on the DOJ, FBI, and CIA, which is why Hayden is screaming. A lot of that dubious surveillance and distribution of surveillance to "contractors" probably started with him at the NSA. Would not be surprised to see that he was rewarded munificently for his faithful service by such contractors.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 11:15 PM (OLiBJ)

337 I once towed a guy's car away. So when he didn't come to my office to complain, I went to check on him, and found his remains at dinner from the night before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2020 10:57 PM (EZebt)

Well, he didn't need the car any longer, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2020 11:16 PM (/EhDd)

338 So the most pressing question with Cal Cunningham will be answered:

Dick Glitter - Yes or No?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:16 PM (B4z9r)

339 329 I thing his authorizing it means it is optional.
Time will tell.
Or follow on clarifications by President Trump.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:09 PM (Ae67h)

Sorry, but I think his authorizing it means the release is allowable without further declassification review.
It does NOT mean it has to be released post-haste, as it is not an order!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:14 PM (2C38g)

******

I think you and I are fundamentally in agreement, and your comment is more applicable or directed to redbanzai the Southerner, if I am not mistaken.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:17 PM (Ae67h)

340 {{{Legally}}}

Me too. The daggers are really out for her. Especially the arrest, with the mug shot that looks like she it a teenager.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2020 11:17 PM (QCwsj)

341 Captain Whitebread,

Ha! Those crazy Russians.


Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:17 PM (B4z9r)

342 FWIW, I had ATT DSL service in Chicago. It was *awful*. It went down more often than a $2 whore - though, unlike the whore, it would stay down for days at a time.

True story: I was working at home one day, when the DSL went out. This occurred frequently; and since it was mid-day, I went upstairs to have some lunch - only to be met by my wife, who asked me to carry out the garbage. When I got to the alley, I noticed an ATT service man on a cherry-picker, working on the box that serviced my home. I yelled up at him that he'd just knocked out my DSL. He apologized, and fixed it. Good thing I noticed him, or my service might have been out for days.

On another occasion, my service was out for nearly a week. The service guy who fixed it told me that he was from SBC (this was when ATT was still Ameritech, i.e., Illinois Bell, and its takeover by Southwest Bell lay in the future), and he said that either a squirrel had gotten into the box, or it had been serviced by an Illinois Bell tech - he couldn't tell which. Didn't exactly inspire confidence.

That being said, when I switched to the ATT U-verse fiber network, that all changed. It's been speedy and very reliable - and even a bit cheaper than DSL.

Posted by: Brown Line at October 06, 2020 11:17 PM (S6ArX)

343 also, had a q on the cafe thread - tv nooz today said today pentgon brass has da covid

is that true?
and if it is, does that seem like a deliberate attack rehearsal or what?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:18 PM (nUhF0)

344 So the most pressing question with Cal Cunningham will be answered:

Dick Glitter - Yes or No?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:16 PM (B4z9r)
* * * *

*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2020 11:18 PM (WFcrO)

345
Oh dear Lord, no dick pics!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


Grateful Dead albums?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2020 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

346 344 So the most pressing question with Cal Cunningham will be answered:

Dick Glitter - Yes or No?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:16 PM (B4z9r)

man, I am so fucking old

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 11:19 PM (O+AcM)

347 Every Stratocaster in the country should observe 24 hours of silence.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 06, 2020 11:19 PM (6mvRv)

348 I saw Dick Glitter open for Men Without Hats in '83

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

349 How are you doing?



Are you still coming to Texas?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

Yup, made the hotel reservation tonight. The biggest question is to fly or drive. Driving is way less hassle, but looong. Flying is faster, but waaay more of a pain in the ass. I would have to rent a car to get to the hotel. On the other hand, if I drive I won't be cramped up in an iron sausage wearing a mask, dealing with TSA, and all the bullshit, not to mention having to get to the car rental, wherever the hell that will be, and dealing with that. Then again the 3-4 flight and done is tempting. Decisions decisions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (9Om/r)

350 at night I walk these stinking streets

past the crazies on my block

and I see the same old faces


and I hear the same old talk

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (3P/5p)

351 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Prayers for your Peace of Mind, Hadrian ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (LPnfS)

352 3-4 hour flight rather.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

353
Yup, made the hotel reservation tonight. The biggest question is to fly or drive. Driving is way less hassle, but looong. Flying is faster, but waaay more of a pain in the ass. I would have to rent a car to get to the hotel. On the other hand, if I drive I won't be cramped up in an iron sausage wearing a mask, dealing with TSA, and all the bullshit, not to mention having to get to the car rental, wherever the hell that will be, and dealing with that. Then again the 3-4 flight and done is tempting. Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (9Om/r)


I know!

I hate flying and would rather drive, but it's just too stinking far!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

354 Posted by: Captain Whitebread

I'm happy to help if a small gift would bring some wiggle room ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (LPnfS)

355 Even the redacted version of that memo Trump is declassifying looks pretty bad.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (6mvRv)

356 352 3-4 hour flight rather.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

Hubs & I can give you a ride if our flight times line up at all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:22 PM (/I1RL)

357 Oh--and I meant to add that I'm glad you'll be in Texas, Berserker!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

358 Oh dear Lord, no dick pics!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 11:12 PM (2ygtH)

Maybe they are "no dick" pics, and that is why he will lose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2020 11:22 PM (/EhDd)

359 BREAKING: Doctors says President Trump must rest comfortably in the White House for another 4 years.

Posted by: @ChizMAGA at October 06, 2020 11:22 PM (/2aWP)

360 The only way I ever have dick glitter is from a strippers fits.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (0OmEj)

361 I've put in a lot of hours studying the Third Reich, and I have never once seen any connection between India's caste system and Nazi Germany's hierarchical system. Thinking about it, I guess you might compare what the Nazis thought about Jews, Poles, Russians, and other Slavic races as a sort of a caste system. The main difference I see was that the Indian Brahmins have never, to my knowledge, tried to slaughter everyone who was not a Brahmin and the Nazis made a pretty good effort to eradicate the Jews, gypsies, individuals with low intelligence, and Slavs in general. Oprah, me thinketh, needs a refresher course in history, assuming she ever learned any real history in the first place.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (yHHWj)

362 I didn't even know you could cheat on a mistress.

Posted by: Ripley at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (PTDkx)

363 359 BREAKING: Doctors says President Trump must rest comfortably in the White House for another 4 years.
Posted by: @ChizMAGA at October 06, 2020 11:22 PM (/2aWP)

Chortle

Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (kzzyk)

364 and if it is, does that seem like a deliberate attack rehearsal or what?
Posted by: vmom 2020

I brought this up earlier, but I have been concerned over an attack for months. I mean, it would be so easy to do, and just look at what Russia is doing in the UK with assassinations.

The ccp is up against it, and you know they do not want 4 more years of Trump. I would honestly be surprised if they had not tried to infect as much as DC as possible.

And even if they hadn't, you know that everyone in charge of security has to be worried about that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (LWu6U)

365 Tits dam it .

Posted by: USNtakim at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (0OmEj)

366 Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (9Om/r)


I say take the flight. Any amount of hassle at the airport and in the air will be over and done in the time it would take to drive halfway to the Texas state line. But I'm lazy like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

367 Cal was toast for the BBQ commercial with a gas grill.

He's lucky there has been no declaring of Jihad by the BBQ Cartel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (B4z9r)

368 ---also, had a q on the cafe thread - tv nooz today said today pentgon brass has da covid



is that true?

and if it is, does that seem like a deliberate attack rehearsal or what?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS FLOTUS AMERICA

---------------
If true, and it affects, in any way, anything, this country deserves it's ignominious death.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 11:24 PM (RVcmP)

369 If you listen closely you can hear Niel Peart, Eddie Van Halen, Keith Emerson, John Entwhistle and Brad Delp getting ready to put on a show inside the Pearly Gates . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2020 11:24 PM (1YlHz)

370 Very nice lady who has had just an awful year.
Posted by: In Exile


In Exile, May your coworker be blessed with Strength and Peace at this terrible time. May her husband be Blessed with Health and Healing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 06, 2020 11:24 PM (LPnfS)

371
b) installed a wireless power line switch so I can reboot the router without having physically go to the router during the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!

That's a nice idea, because my router is in the basement.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

372
Oprah, me thinketh, needs a refresher course in history, assuming she ever learned any real history in the first place.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin


Her history. Her truth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2020 11:25 PM (63Dwl)

373 But...although the bad we do may live in our head and hearts, I have found that sometimes the good we do lives more in the hearts and heads of others around us.
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at October 06, 2020 11:07

Also know what you mean. Lately, trying to sleep I keep focusing on negative things. Not conducive to sleep.

Decided today to go out of my way to do something nice for someone else. Read that doing that every day is great for your mental health.

Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2020 11:25 PM (yylD+)

374 BREAKING: Doctors says President Trump must rest comfortably in the White House for another 4 years.

Posted by: @ChizMAGA


Bravo!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 11:25 PM (2ygtH)

375 Her history?

You mean Herstory right

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:25 PM (B4z9r)

376 Well it took two hours but I managed to install my new pc power supply.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2020 11:26 PM (1co9i)

377 Decisions decisions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (9Om/r)



I say take the flight. Any amount of hassle at the airport and in
the air will be over and done in the time it would take to drive halfway
to the Texas state line. But I'm lazy like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

OTOH... you are less likely to have a rage aneurysm if you do not have to deal with the TSA and mask nazis on steroids.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:26 PM (nAiE/)

378 That's a nice idea, because my router is in the basement.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

Ours is in our son's room, because he pays for it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:26 PM (/I1RL)

379 BREAKING: Doctors says President Trump must rest comfortably in the White House for another 4 years.
Posted by: @ChizMAGA

*glare*

Posted by: Kind of a Doctor Jill at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

380 I'm happy to help if a small gift would bring some wiggle room ...
Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (LPnfS)

Thanks; I'll learn more tomorrow about what I might need to do.

If I can convince her that I will pay the other half of the rent when I get paid next week, I'll be pretty much OK.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (aommx)

381 OTOH... you are less likely to have a rage aneurysm if you do not have to deal with the TSA and mask nazis on steroids.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 06, 2020 11:26 PM (nAiE/)


Eh. I'm from Michigan, what are they going to do? Send me back?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

382 The main difference I see was that the Indian Brahmins have never, to my knowledge, tried to slaughter everyone who was not a Brahmin
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

no, but the muzzies did

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (LWu6U)

383 Eh. I'm from Michigan, what are they going to do? Send me back?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (/I1RL)

384 Posted by: Ripley at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (PTDkx)

The ONT is educational

Who knew?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

385 332 -- Fun-ny!!!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (yHHWj)

386 Mask?

Wear a gas mask just to make the Karenwaffen give you the stinky eye.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (B4z9r)

387 I've been away for a bit...is there a Texas MoMee in the future?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (aommx)

388 Jordan61, will you be attending too?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (t+qrx)

389 And even if they hadn't, you know that everyone in charge of security has to be worried about that.

Posted by: Gentlemen,

My worry is that the covid infections are a trial run for whatever actually lethal bioweapon they are cooking up now

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (nUhF0)

390 If true, and it affects, in any way, anything, this country deserves it's ignominious death.


Posted by: irright

If true, a whole lotta unfriendlies are taking notes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (2ygtH)

391 There's a lot of nice country to be seen along the road between Joysey and Texas this time of year...

Posted by: Zettai at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (cj33B)

392 The main difference I see was that the Indian Brahmins have never, to my knowledge, tried to slaughter everyone who was not a Brahmin

However, they did (and still do) assault any and everyone who attempts to change their caste.

One of the reasons for the rape and nurder of Christians is that with a Christian baptism members of the Dalit caste (the lowest, the untouchables) are legally no longer a member of that caste and have more legal protections. This infuriates those with a vested interest in the status quo ...

Having molten lead poured into your ears was once proscribed for Dalits attempting to learn the (Hindu) Holy Scriptures.

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (LPnfS)

393
Decided today to go out of my way to do something nice for someone else. Read that doing that every day is great for your mental health.
Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2020 11:25 PM (yylD+)

Purposely being kind to another is wonderful for your mental health.

I've been feeling blue off and on lately. I'm hoping is just the change of season, less light, etc.

I've got o remember to be extra kind to someone tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

394 so the day walkers did not fully appreciate my ACB ground prep for next week.

also they seem really fast to call someone a troll.

anyway

have a great day

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (GIeIM)

395 I know!



I hate flying and would rather drive, but it's just too stinking far!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

yeah, 1500 miles worth for me, and thats to dallas. When I used to go twice a year it was a 24 hour drive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (9Om/r)

396 Jordan61, will you be attending too?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (t+qrx)


Oh, derp. Just saw the bit about the flight times. I'm smurt.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (t+qrx)

397 Trump tweet storm on declassification of all Russia hoax and Hillary email documents.

https://tinyurl.com/y23stgz8

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (AHq56)

398 I'm a mess," "You don't plan on your husband of 27 years trying to kill you." Laura Dankesreiter

My first question was "what'd she do?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (OssQ4)

399 388 Jordan61, will you be attending too?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (t+qrx)

Yep. Flying in Thursday afternoon. Probably.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (/I1RL)

400 no, but the muzzies did
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2020 11:27 PM (LWu6U)

But the caste system was 100% Hindu in origin. The muzzies had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (/EhDd)

401
Oh, derp. Just saw the bit about the flight times. I'm smurt.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (t+qrx)

planning the PERFECT CRIME uses up all the brain cells

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (nUhF0)

402 Ours is in our son's room, because he pays for it.
Posted by: Jordan61


Fine, but you'll never get back the original investment. Not financially anyway.

Posted by: Bill Paying Son Miklos at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

403 [t]That's a nice idea, because my router is in the basement.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:24 PM (+lVUW)[/t]

One of many, search for

Wireless Remote Control Electrical Outlet Switch

On the Bezos site, it will be chinese made but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (2C38g)

404 Evening.

I know we're all saddened at the news of Eddie Van Halen's passing. I would, however, urge everyone here to stay strong and keep the faith. Even though he has been declared dead, I believe that that problem may be fixed when he rises again in three days.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (kAPL2)

405 Yep. Flying in Thursday afternoon. Probably.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (/I1RL)


Probably see you there, then.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (t+qrx)

406
yeah, 1500 miles worth for me, and thats to dallas. When I used to go twice a year it was a 24 hour drive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:29 PM (9Om/r


I don't usually mind long road trips, but that just too long!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)

407 But the caste system was 100% Hindu in origin. The muzzies had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Which is why the muzzies only took slaves from Africa.

Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Miklos at October 06, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

408 17 Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. Victor Hugo

--

but some people change the h to d
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

Some people are all about the "D".

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

409 has anyone else noticed that only prominent Rs are getting chinese cooties and no prominent Ds

was this a set up?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (GIeIM)

410
Hubs I can give you a ride if our flight times line up at all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:22 PM (/I1RL)

What time are you getting there? I haven't booked the flight yet, so I can probably coordinate it, maybe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (9Om/r)

411 Night all. Morning comes early on dialysis days.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (yHHWj)

412 I don't usually mind long road trips, but that just too long!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)

Not if i swung by and picked you up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (9Om/r)

413 Probably see you there, then.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:30 PM (t+qrx)

We are flying standby, so it really is probably.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (/I1RL)

414 But if I may offer a toast to EVH.

To a man who played guitar like no one before or since.

To a man whose tone was instantly recognizable and joyous.

To a man who lived his life to the fullest.

To a man who not only got so much pussy, but a man who in turn helped others get so much pussy.

To Eddie Van Halen! We'll never see his like again.

Posted by: Robert at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (kAPL2)

415 This video would probably get Captain Whitebread fired

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (B4z9r)

416 However, reading it , straightforwardly, many people achieve what they think is happiness by forwarding power. They are not good people, so I would change it to read: . The meaningful life consists of using one's strengths to forward knowledge and goodness.
Posted by: FenlonSpoke at October 06, 2020 11:11 PM (WkPC9)

It can't be wrong when it feels so right.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (Ojki1)

417 b) installed a wireless power line switch so I can reboot the router without having physically go to the router during the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!
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Reminds me of the olden days. KVM's, reboot switches, trying to manage about 20 servers 150 miles away. Once had to drive it just to put a CD in a tray because no one was answering the phone.

Posted by: Menack at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (buTO7)

418 What time are you getting there? I haven't booked the flight yet, so I can probably coordinate it, maybe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (9Om/r)

Thursday afternoon. Around 3:00, IIRC.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (/I1RL)

419 We are flying standby, so it really is probably.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (/I1RL)


I didn't know they still had that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (t+qrx)

420 ---
has anyone else noticed that only prominent Rs are getting chinese cooties and no prominent Ds



was this a set up?Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM
---------
No. Commies have been soaking in commie germs for decades. Obviously, they would have some immunity built up.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (RVcmP)

421 I hate flying and would rather drive, but it's just too stinking far!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)


I don't know how far a drive you are talking about, or from where to where (or even in what vehicle), but I have driven across the country quite a few times, and always found some pleasant places to stay along the way. Contrast that with the 1 million + miles I had to fly for business, which I never enjoyed at all. Food for thought, anyway.

Posted by: HTL at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (UDvoc)

422 can we talk about Michelle Obamas roid rages?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 06, 2020 11:36 PM (GIeIM)

423 Not if i swung by and picked you up. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (9Om/r)


OMG that would be a blast!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

424 was this a set up?

Posted by: will choose

you misspelled targeted attack

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 11:36 PM (nUhF0)

425 It's not ATT but Verizon has been d***s about internet access.

I can't even get the *FAST* DSL where I live. And they stopped laying fiber a neighborhood over. Been at least 10 years now that I've made occasional checks about FiOS finally coming to my neighborhood and consistently gotten the "would you like us to email you when that service becomes available?"

F* them. They've forced me to shift to cable (of which there is exactly one provider, naturally) if I want to improve my speeds. (Did I mention I'm on the *slowest* DSL they have? And there's nothing faster?)

BTW, I live in a semi-rural area - it's rural in terms of roads, but increasing pockets of suburban density. (Which makes the roads oh so wonderful.)

Posted by: GWB at October 06, 2020 11:36 PM (FKJuo)

426 309 Cal Cunninglingus from NC is toast

mistress has nude pics
Posted by: REDACTED


Of HIM!? That's not good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 06, 2020 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

427
has anyone else noticed that only prominent Rs are getting chinese cooties and no prominent Ds

was this a set up?
Posted by: will choose a nic later


I'm sure the answer will be that the Ds aren't getting it because they believe in SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2020 11:37 PM (63Dwl)

428 Thursday afternoon. Around 3:00, IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (/I1RL)


From the north, below their radar.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

429 I didn't know they still had that.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (t+qrx)

Son works for Alaska Airlines, so we fly for free but it's standby. Which hasn't been much of a problem with air travel down by 70%. We even get first class sometimes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:37 PM (/I1RL)

430 I don't know how far a drive you are talking about, or from where to where (or even in what vehicle), but I have driven across the country quite a few times, and always found some pleasant places to stay along the way. Contrast that with the 1 million + miles I had to fly for business, which I never enjoyed at all. Food for thought, anyway.
Posted by: HTL at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (UDvoc)


I would do it if I had a co pilot.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

431 >>> 387 I've been away for a bit...is there a Texas MoMee in the future?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:28 PM (aommx)

Very near future - Friday October 23rd and Saturday October 24th. Details on the left sidebar.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2020 11:38 PM (/kh7m)

432 Cal Cunninglingus from NC is toast

mistress has nude pics
Posted by: REDACTED

Of HIM!? That's not good.
Posted by: nerdygirl


All billboards in that district have been reserved.

Posted by: fast Soros Money at October 06, 2020 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

433 Bete

45 second trailer for Log Horizon 3
https://youtu.be/uoGXfT3129E

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:38 PM (B4z9r)

434 We are flying standby, so it really is probably.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (/I1RL)

yeah I might be too. My brother's wife works for united. He practically flies free, so I may go on her pass. Of course she'll check flights, see if she knows anybody on the crew, check a few other things , try to bump me to first class, and uhhhh probably stick me on the plane in the middle of the night with a zombie flying the plane. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:39 PM (9Om/r)

435 But the caste system was 100% Hindu in origin. The muzzies had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Yes, I am only saying that they have their own type of caste system.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2020 11:39 PM (LWu6U)

436 More of McDonalds' flavor secrets revealed!!
(link to Fox News)

McDonald's worker pictured with his hand stuck down his pants

https://tinyurl.com/w9k8bka

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

437 I understand that losing the DSL is a concern for rural customers. But signs have been evident for quite some time. I had AT and T DSL for quite a while, and several years ago realized that they were no longer offering it to new customers in my very urban area. As an existing customer, I was grandfathered in. But if I'd wanted to get it brand new, I would have been out of luck.

If the market is there, then someone else will take it over. And I hope that the rural customers do get some sort of land-based access. Satellite-based internet services are always an option, but have all sorts of issues.

Posted by: junior at October 06, 2020 11:41 PM (PTw5h)

438 433 Bete

45 second trailer for Log Horizon 3
https://youtu.be/uoGXfT3129E
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:38 PM (B4z9r)

Nice!

Thanks.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 11:41 PM (Ojki1)

439 415 This video would probably get Captain Whitebread fired

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (B4z9r)

====
Yep.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:42 PM (aommx)

440 I would do it if I had a co pilot.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)


And with that, surely someone will volunteer. I know, I know, don't call you Shirley...

Posted by: HTL at October 06, 2020 11:43 PM (UDvoc)

441 can we talk about Michelle Obamas roid rages?

Wouldn't hemorrhoids piss you off?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 06, 2020 11:44 PM (SchxB)

442 Posted by: junior at October 06, 2020 11:41 PM (PTw5h)

DSL is copper based and VZ or T owns the lines. No DSL alternatives will be offered. Copper is a bitch to maintain.
It will be cable, fiber, or satellite.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:44 PM (2C38g)

443 365 Tits dam it .
Posted by: USNtakim at October 06, 2020 11:23 PM (0OmEj)

Oh, not me.

I would never damn tits.

Never.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 11:44 PM (sy5kK)

444 Not if i swung by and picked you up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:33 PM (9Om/r)





OMG that would be a blast!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

Careful what you wish for. lol Unfortunately Mrs B will not be making the trip. She got some super dooper project going live in the beginning of november, so she is already up to her eyebrows in meetings and to be away that close to D day would be hard. Sooo, its just me and my brother. Our road trips can be epic. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:45 PM (9Om/r)

445 A little mood music to help Captain Whitebread through these troubling times:

https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 06, 2020 11:45 PM (SchxB)

446 Careful what you wish for. lol Unfortunately Mrs B will not be making the trip. She got some super dooper project going live in the beginning of november, so she is already up to her eyebrows in meetings and to be away that close to D day would be hard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:45 PM (9Om/r)

Aw, tell her I'm sorry she can't make it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:46 PM (/I1RL)

447 Bete

Index of Plant Hydwn dreams of taking over the whole Yamato server have already been thwarted or seriously blocked by Shiro tearing up that contract in front that guy from Kinuie Clan and explaining what he wants to do.

Roe 2 is probably on Shiro's side also.

And I am with KR, I can't wait until Kanami drops in. Index will see all her plots blow up. The meltdown will be epic.

Neruha really needs some counseling. And probably walled up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 11:46 PM (B4z9r)

448 ---Cal Cunninglingus from NC is toast



mistress has nude pics

Posted by: REDACTED

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This is something I will never understand about voters of any stripe. The candidate can do whatever awful thing, without any doubt of the truth of it's occurrence. But, if there is photographic evidence of the naughtyness, NOW it's bad. Human beings disappoint me.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 11:47 PM (RVcmP)

449
You know the norovirus, the one that causes the exploding out of both ends simultaneously stomach flu? That goes by the orofecal route as well. Polio was orofecal as well, and many others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 06, 2020 11:47 PM (rCwaK)

450 409 has anyone else noticed that only prominent Rs are getting chinese cooties and no prominent Ds

was this a set up?

-----

It's quite obvious. The Dems believe in science, and aren't racist Jesus freaks, and thus are immune.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 06, 2020 11:47 PM (8E8Am)

451 We're on DSL at Che Blake, but, relatively urban area and, we've premium, 50MB, service.

I don't think we're grandfathered in, either.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large
at October 06, 2020 11:49 PM (I4h9/)

452 Aw, tell her I'm sorry she can't make it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:46 PM (/I1RL)

I know, but I am still working her. Normally she would just work from the hotel, which she might be able to do, so not all is lost. if she did come she might be scarce during the day, and i would have to scoop her up at night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

453 This is something I will never understand about voters of any stripe. The candidate can do whatever awful thing, without any doubt of the truth of it's occurrence. But, if there is photographic evidence of the naughtyness, NOW it's bad. Human beings disappoint me.
Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 11:47 PM (RVcmP)

Pics just make it seem more real. "Seeing is believing" and all.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 11:50 PM (Ojki1)

454 446 Careful what you wish for. lol Unfortunately Mrs B will not be making the trip. She got some super dooper project going live in the beginning of november, so she is already up to her eyebrows in meetings and to be away that close to D day would be hard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:45 PM (9Om/r)

Aw, tell her I'm sorry she can't make it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:46 PM (/I1RL)


That's too bad, Berserker. I was looking forward to seeing her again.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 06, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)

455 Oxford study says main transmission of Coup Flu is OROFECAL
ewwwwww
Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2020 10:54 PM (O+AcM)
So, "eat shit and die" is for real?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

SBD, fer realz!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 06, 2020 11:51 PM (Gpu87)

456

They are trying to force people off last mile POTS copper lines. I switched my folks over to Spectrum phone (over the cable modem) a few months ago. $10 a month vs approaching $60 for the POTS line with unlimited long distance for the former, and not so unlimited on the latter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 06, 2020 11:51 PM (rCwaK)

457
Goood evening, all.

Been working and problem-solving all day and now I want to go and read the whole thread (comments and all!) on Brennan briefing Obama on Hillary's nasty campaign scheme.

I'm trying to find out why Intel gets involved in politics and campaign tricks to begin with. Just in cases where there may be collusion with a foreign power?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)

458 Mostly peaceful protests. James Woods does a video takedown of Michelle Obama's declaration that the protests were mostly peaceful, and that Trump is a divisive and racist man:

https://tinyurl.com/y4h3upfa

And I'd be willing to put down money that she didn't write that egregious nonsense.

Also, David Horowitz has a good reply to her at "FrontPage"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2020 11:52 PM (WkPC9)

459 445 A little mood music to help Captain Whitebread through these troubling times:

https://youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 06, 2020 11:45 PM (SchxB)

BWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 06, 2020 11:52 PM (aommx)

460 I've driven CA to D.C. or D.C. to CA 5 times. Gets dull after awhile if you're alone, but it's a great experience. One year, I was studying for the CA bar while I drove and one of the exam questions was on the tape. I would not have gotten it right. Hit a blizzard in Albuquerque once, lots of heavy rain at times. Big country. Dreams stay with you.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 06, 2020 11:53 PM (KAi1n)

461 409 has anyone else noticed that only prominent Rs are getting chinese cooties and no prominent Ds

was this a set up?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (GIeIM


Ds got a heads up so they could take HCQ as a prophylaxis before the mass exposure.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2020 11:54 PM (4JM5Y)

462 Satellite internet is improving rapidly. Data caps an latency are going to be things of the past. Star link will be a game changer. 5g when it gets done will Be an even bigger deal. Wired connections will be inferior. I'm not sure if prices will fall.


Competition should bring prices down. Should.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 06, 2020 11:55 PM (0OmEj)

463 Ha, Trump tweet:
Wear your mask in the 'beauty' parlor, Nancy!

quotes around beauty

Posted by: Menack at October 06, 2020 11:55 PM (buTO7)

464 Honk if you are Elvis

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 06, 2020 11:56 PM (GIeIM)

465 >> Competition should bring prices down. Should.

Competition is a sin.

Posted by: Tech oligopolists at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)

466 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM (evxBY)

467 418 What time are you getting there? I haven't booked the flight yet, so I can probably coordinate it, maybe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:32 PM (9Om/r)

Thursday afternoon. Around 3:00, IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 06, 2020 11:35 PM (/I1RL)


On that ASA morning flight? Look for me near the back row, the cheapest one, that big guy with his knees under his chin. At least they block out the middle seat. I can work with that.

But 4 hours in the air is better than driving 2142 miles.

This MoMe is going to be fun.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

468 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 11:44

Were you the one that posted you turned 65 around 10/1? I did the same on the 4th. Belated best wishes.

Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2020 11:58 PM (yylD+)

469 466 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM (evxBY)

He's going to take himself out like that politician did on live TV many years ago?

For the good of America, of course.

It would be one of the only things he did for his country.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 11:59 PM (sy5kK)

470 This MoMe is going to be fun.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

Yes!! I'm so glad you're going too. Mr. Jordan61 will be happy there are a couple of people he already knows.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 07, 2020 12:00 AM (/I1RL)

471 ..I know, but I am still working her. Normally she would just work from the hotel, which she might be able to do, so not all is lost. if she did come she might be scarce during the day, and i would have to scoop her up at night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:50 PM (9Om/r)




I'll put in a call to Rancherbob tomorrow on y'all's behalf. Pretty damn sure your bride will be able to work from the comfort of the ranch house, and simply step outside to the feasts and festivities as her demands may allow.

I'll update you before 5 pm, Central. Drop me a quick note to the email in my nic, so I can find your addy without digging all the way back to April of '19 in my oldmail files.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2020 12:00 AM (QzJWU)

472 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM



Verrrrry interestingk...

Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2020 12:00 AM (cj33B)

473 DSL is copper based and VZ or T owns the lines. No DSL alternatives will be offered. Copper is a bitch to maintain.
It will be cable, fiber, or satellite.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 06, 2020 11:44 PM (2C38g)

District wireless is a good option, where available. Line-of-sight microwave to a tower, which can be up to about 15 miles away. Good upload/download speeds, not latency problems like satellite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2020 12:01 AM (UVCFl)

474 He's going to take himself out like that politician did on live TV many years ago?

----

Worst bit was that guy (R. Budd Dwyer) was innocent and railroaded by a corrupt DA. He killed himself to protect his benefits for his wife.

Posted by: In Exile at October 07, 2020 12:02 AM (kzzyk)

475 "McDonald's worker pictured with his hand stuck down his pants "


Heh. Beavis and Butthead was never meant to be a how-to guide...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 07, 2020 12:03 AM (ZSK0i)

476 evening all,

my ipad hasn't been accessing AoS for the past few days, not sure what the problem is.

i'm tired tonight and slightly jealous of all of you going to the MoMe.

prayers that Captain's landlord will be understanding.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (IDhUW)

477 472 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM



Verrrrry interestingk...
Posted by: Zettai at October 07, 2020 12:00 AM (cj33B)

Ok, maybe I'm just tired, but what do you think might be going on?

Would he really give a news conference to spill the beans?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (4pK1/)

478 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

I have plenty of things in my past that I know would be used by my opponent, if never dream of running for office.

None of them come close to this stupidity.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (5p7BC)

479 Election fraud found. Liban Omar speaking to fox news 9. Omar says he was approached by project veritas paid agent provocateur Omar Jamal and offered $10,000 dollars on behalf of project veritas in exchange he would tell project veritas on camera that he was offering voters money to vote for congresswoman Ilhan Omar to support trumps accusations of voter fraud.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (wUOnK)

480
Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.

Posted by: occam's brassiere

========

Okay, guesses.

1 - White supremacy is the number one threat.
2 - Covid carelessness is the number one threat.
3 - Something about China (that I could actually get behind except I can't figure out why he'd hold a press conference).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 12:06 AM (G51Gf)

481 thanks for the ONT MisHum

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 12:07 AM (IDhUW)

482 478 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

Cause he's a Dem candidate? Arrogance?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 07, 2020 12:07 AM (4pK1/)

483 What gets real fun with Cal Cunningham is did any of sexting and such occur while he was on duty as a Lt Col in the JAG.

So yeah Cal is really stupid. And I hope his wife kicks his worthless butt out and takes him for everything he has.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:07 AM (B4z9r)

484
I imagine Wray is going to resign in outrage over Trump's reckless declassification of National Security secrets which will destroy the country.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)

485 -Cal Cunninglingus from NC is toast
-------

I think you may be taking a lot for granted. We shall see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 12:10 AM (830x5)

486 484
I imagine Wray is going to resign in outrage over Trump's reckless declassification of National Security secrets which will destroy the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)

Would there by any way he'd fall on his sword to protect the Deep State?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 07, 2020 12:10 AM (4pK1/)

487 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.
----

Ego

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 12:11 AM (bPH26)

488 487 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.
----

Ego
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 12:11 AM (bPH26)


Perfect hair....

Posted by: Senator John Edwards at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (PiwSw)

489 I'm depressed that Cunningham will drop out before this can reach its full potential. This could be better than the Sanford thing with his Argie side piece.

Of course as I'm not familiar with the sitrep in NC, not sure what would happen if a candidate drops now. Party replaces him?

And, again, "early voting". Reason #17 to do away with that, which has been an abomination from its very conception.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (OTzUX)

490 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

"Shear fvcking hubris."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (B4z9r)

491 Could always ask Cal if he gets his hair done at the same place the Silky Pony did.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:13 AM (B4z9r)

492 ..I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

"Shear fvcking hubris."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (B4z9r)




Well, he coulda chosen to go hiking on the Appalachian Trail, right?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzJWU)

493 490 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

"Shear fvcking hubris."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (B4z9r)

hmm, 33 races a cycle - so at least 66 people do it every 2 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 12:15 AM (V2Yro)

494 476 evening all,

my ipad hasn't been accessing AoS for the past few days, not sure what the problem is.

i'm tired tonight and slightly jealous of all of you going to the MoMe.

prayers that Captain's landlord will be understanding.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (IDhUW)

The hampsters have been persnickety.

Posted by: Bete at October 07, 2020 12:15 AM (Ojki1)

495 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (IDhUW)

The DuckDuckGo browser works for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 07, 2020 12:16 AM (2C38g)

496 Well, he coulda chosen to go hiking on the Appalachian Trail, right?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzJWU)

He was chasing Appalachian Tail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2020 12:17 AM (UVCFl)

497 Perfect hair....
Posted by: Senator John Edwards
-----

I had almost forgotten about Edwards. I knew several Dems who were over the moon about the guy. One even held a Meet 'n Greet fundraiser for the guy.

Try as I might, I could not convince them that he was just a sleazy ambulance chaser.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 12:17 AM (cGzEU)

498 To adapt a Japanese saying

"He who chases two tails catchers neither."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (B4z9r)

499 You know the norovirus, the one that causes the exploding out of both ends simultaneously stomach flu? That goes by the orofecal route as well. Polio was orofecal as well, and many others.
Posted by: publius,


Are you an organic farmer?

I kinda hope not.

Posted by: Locally Sourced Miklos at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

500 I imagine Wray is going to resign in outrage over Trump's reckless declassification of National Security secrets which will destroy the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)

Yeah, I'm with you. If Wray had wanted it done it would have happened a year ago, he's been stonewalling it. I read this as Trump finally biting the bullet and admitting to himself, "okay, NONE of you fucking assholes is gonna do a thing for me, I gotta do it ALL myself!!!"

If this was the 15th century, there would be a row of heads out on the White House gates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (V2Yro)

501
I imagine Wray is going to resign in outrage over Trump's reckless declassification of National Security secrets which will destroy the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

=======

Aha.

Speaking of that, Gina Haspel's dodging and lying has me very disturbed. Do those people truly have the power to steal an election? Like, manipulating votes? Six ways from Sunday and all that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (G51Gf)

502 "Shear fvcking hubris."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (B4z9r)

Hmm. Have never fucked a huberess. Must make note.

Posted by: Cal Cunningham at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (UVCFl)

503 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2020 12:01 AM (UVCFl)

Better than nothing, but I have found the last mile service to be very iffy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (2C38g)

504 Will Mooch be able to pay the rent at Martha's Vineyard after Barky has been hung by the neck until dead?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 07, 2020 12:19 AM (66pHB)

505 479 Election fraud found. Liban Omar speaking to fox news 9. Omar says he was approached by project veritas paid agent provocateur Omar Jamal and offered $10,000 dollars on behalf of project veritas in exchange he would tell project veritas on camera that he was offering voters money to vote for congresswoman Ilhan Omar to support trumps accusations of voter fraud.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 07, 2020 12:05 AM (wUOnK)


Yeah, right, just like they do it in Somalia, right BroFo?

I saw the video, and the guy bragging was singing like a proud bird. If your associate was paid, then Show Me The Money.

You can't, BroFo, because you are lying to save your sorry crooked ass.

"oh, he promised me $10,000 and then I told him everything that he recorded, and then he didn't pay me after the recording."

Riighhtt. No, this is America, where the average IQ above 68.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 12:19 AM (sy5kK)

506 Or "He who chases two tails gets it in the end"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2020 12:20 AM (Gpu87)

507 >> Are you an organic farmer?

I fart in organic farming's general direction. And without an ass mask.

Seriously, that's just a urbane hipster fad at best and downright scams at worst. Without evil chemicals -- fertilizers and herbicides and insecticides -- we wouldn't be able to feed the population.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:21 AM (rCwaK)

508 No way Trump (and Barr) isn't informed of the contents of the presser tomorrow. I'm sure he'd have asked, and if they were trying to shiv Trump, he would be free to terminate their employment

Guessing this is something related to election security or arrests not related to the election

Posted by: In Exile at October 07, 2020 12:21 AM (kzzyk)

509 And why are there so many effin Omars in this BroFo story?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2020 12:22 AM (Gpu87)

510 498 To adapt a Japanese saying

"He who chases two tails catchers neither."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:18 AM (B4z9r)

"One in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Uh, wait a minute on that one........

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 12:23 AM (sy5kK)

511 509 And why are there so many effin Omars in this BroFo story?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2020 12:22 AM (Gpu87)

Lots of husband/brothers on the payroll

Posted by: In Exile at October 07, 2020 12:23 AM (kzzyk)

512 Can't be a Wray resignation. We've been assured he's a good guy in the comments before. Assured.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2020 12:23 AM (H5knJ)

513 If you resign, you do so in a letter. Not in an inter-departmental press conference

Posted by: In Exile at October 07, 2020 12:24 AM (kzzyk)

514 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM



Verrrrry interestingk...
Posted by: Zettai


The ongoing threat of White Supremacy movement, and how dangerous it is.
Wray is going to announce he is heading to the White House to arrest Donald Trump.

And yet, I am only half kidding here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 07, 2020 12:25 AM (ZCiJZ)

515 Awesome musical interlude Mishum. Linda no words needed. Always a fan of the guitar man. Not a VH fan but I tip my banana out of respect for his awesome talent. Thanks.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 07, 2020 12:25 AM (66pHB)

516 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.

----->

Wray is bad news. You figure they found some old biddie who forgot to forward her mail and they're charging her for voter fraud, thus proving that it's teh GOP all along who lied.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 07, 2020 12:26 AM (4RcDR)

517 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given.



Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 06, 2020 11:57 PM



Dollars to donuts, he will be pitching a hissy fit about Trump's declassifying all the documents and will be claiming that they cannot possibly be released because he knows more about what is good for national security than the President.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 07, 2020 12:27 AM (nAiE/)

518 And why are there so many effin Omars in this BroFo story?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2020 12:22 AM (Gpu87)
Lots of husband/brothers on the payroll
Posted by: In Exile

IKR? This is my brother Darryl, who's also my brother-in-law Darryl. With apologies to Darryls, of course.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Gpu87)

519 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

Cause he's a Dem candidate? Arrogance?
Posted by: Marybeth


John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States.

He was a Senator first, bought and paid for with Joe Kennedy Sr.'s money.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 07, 2020 12:27 AM (ZCiJZ)

520 I absolutely love "Ra Ra Rasputin!" but you have GOT to see it with this video! One of my favorites of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 12:27 AM (V2Yro)

521 @505 No evidence of this set up victim getting money from ilhan omar campaign to pay for votes so just set up by project veritas who needed a stooge.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 07, 2020 12:28 AM (wUOnK)

522 Dollars to donuts, he will be pitching a hissy fit about Trump's declassifying all the documents and will be claiming that they cannot possibly be released because he knows more about what is good for national security than the President.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 07, 2020 12:27 AM (nAiE/)

In which case: you're fired

Posted by: In Exile at October 07, 2020 12:28 AM (kzzyk)

523 Be well all. I'm off for a nap, maybe till morning.
Is Chris Taylor OK for sure?

Posted by: Farmer at October 07, 2020 12:30 AM (yylD+)

524 photo looks like Salisbury CT
Posted by: REDACTED
Yup. Or Berkshires.

Posted by: MikeM at October 07, 2020 12:30 AM (3F0Ql)

525 Wray is holding a press conference tomorrow at 11am. Topic: national security. No further info given

OMG! OMB and teh Russkiezzz!

10 bucks says shitweasel's gotta shitweasel.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2020 12:30 AM (Gpu87)

526
Dollars to donuts, he will be pitching a hissy fit about Trump's declassifying all the documents and will be claiming that they cannot possibly be released because he knows more about what is good for national security than the President.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 07, 2020 12:27 AM (nAiE/)


If he does that, Trump should call a press conference ten minutes later, and fire his traitorous ass.

So what if it is 28 days before the election. Trump was elected for 4 full years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 12:30 AM (sy5kK)

527 thanks for the info on the "hampsters" and i will also try duckduckgo.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

528
Can't be a Wray resignation. We've been assured he's a good guy in the comments before. Assured.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2020 12:23 AM (H5knJ)

I never liked him. During his confirmation hearings, if thats what you call it, he just reminded me of a total brown nosing ass kissing dudley do right with the ass at the end of his chin motherfucker. Thats jersey speak btw. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)

529 Tom Servo

That was funneh!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:33 AM (B4z9r)

530 468 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 11:44

Were you the one that posted you turned 65 around 10/1? I did the same on the 4th. Belated best wishes.
Posted by: Farmer at October 06, 2020 11:58 PM (yylD+)

Yeah, mid-September. But I don't feel a day over 62.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 12:35 AM (sy5kK)

531 https://www.suddenlink.com
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2020 10:55 PM (/kh7m)

Suddenlink has a monopoly where I am - well, ATT has some coverage. Someone on the neighborhood app asked a couple days ago "I'm new to town and I'm looking for a good, reliable internet provider that doesn't cost too much. Can anyone help me?"

My reply was "puts head in hands and weeps."

Everyone else agreed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 12:36 AM (V2Yro)

532 Election fraud found. Liban Omar speaking to fox news 9.
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*?*

At least get the name right, it's 'Liban Osman'.

The Gibberish-to-English translator needs some tweaking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 12:37 AM (830x5)

533 I never liked him. During his confirmation hearings, if thats what you call it, he just reminded me of a total brown nosing ass kissing dudley do right with the ass at the end of his chin motherfucker. Thats jersey speak btw. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)

Huh, I've lived in the PacNW all my life, and I never realized that I knew how to speak Jersey.

Cool!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 12:37 AM (sy5kK)

534 490 I'm trying to understand how a guy who is cheating on his mistress decides to run for Senate.

"Shear fvcking hubris."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:12 AM (B4z9r)

*shakes head sadly*

Anna, are you quoting Star Trek Picard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 12:37 AM (cI3Q7)

535 Sorry just got here. Is Chris Taylor ok?

Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:38 AM (xqk3H)

536 535 Sorry just got here. Is Chris Taylor ok?
Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:38 AM (xqk3H)

He was posting today, I saw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 12:39 AM (cI3Q7)

537 38
About 20 years ago or so, I was in an elevator in one of Seattle's tallest buildings, going up the elevator for an appointment.

And I heard "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love", in classic MUZAK style, an acoustic guitar, string bass, and a trap set with brushes, about 20 beats a minute slower than Van Halen's original.

I missed my floor, listening to it and laughing to myself.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

the shortest version is by the Minutemen:
https://tinyurl.com/y3sn6xok

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 12:39 AM (rt0xh)

538 535 Sorry just got here. Is Chris Taylor ok?
Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:38 AM (xqk3H)

He appears to be doing okay.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 07, 2020 12:39 AM (4pK1/)

539 535 Sorry just got here. Is Chris Taylor ok?
Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:38 AM (xqk3H)


Yeah, he checked in earlier today and is feeling better. You could tell because he was spanking the Blue Left coast guvnors.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 12:40 AM (sy5kK)

540 Without evil chemicals -- fertilizers and herbicides and insecticides -- we wouldn't be able to feed the population.
Posted by: publius


I did this.

Kill me next time you see me.

https://cordis.europa.eu/project/id/673023

Posted by: Miklos, with Track record of getting stupid EU moneys at October 07, 2020 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

541 Ok. Excellent. Good to know he is doing better.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:42 AM (xqk3H)

542 Yeah, he checked in earlier today and is feeling better. You could tell because he was spanking the Blue Left coast guvnors.

That's the weirdest euphemism if ever seen for fapping, but OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 07, 2020 12:42 AM (SchxB)

543 Believe it or not, George Floyd has not watched Netflix since May.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 12:42 AM (XpDOS)

544 52 My recommended Van Halen song for the night: "Ice Cream Man"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 06, 2020 10:18 PM (h1jJh)

or if you want to go whole hog here are their first 6 albums:
https://tinyurl.com/yyarqnju

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 12:42 AM (rt0xh)

545 9th Circus grants emergency stay on AZ district judge order rewriting AZ election law to allow effed up ballots to be "fixed" (by voter) up to *5 days after the election*.

A still-rare case of the collapsed judiciary actually stepping up to nix an egregious case of judicial usurpation and vandalism.

Remember - for 7 months, it's been OK for people to shop in person all over the country (well, magically, ONLY in large chain stores, but that's a separate outrage), BUT - now, also magically, with a faded epidemic (that never threatened the bulk of the population), it's "unsafe" to vote normally, so all kinds of laws have to be rewritten by hack judicial drones at the last minute.

While absentee and early voting of course remain available - i.e., no excuse to need any extensions for any reason.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2020 12:43 AM (OTzUX)

546 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 07, 2020 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

547 Time for a Hawaiian judge to overturn that filthy court order in Arizona.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 12:45 AM (XpDOS)

548 Anna, are you quoting Star Trek Picard?

Well duh, it seemed to perfectly fit

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2020 12:45 AM (B4z9r)

549 Posted by: rhomboid at


But muh Corona virus porn norms!

Posted by: Miklos, DNC/MSMS flack at October 07, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

550 Heard on the radio earlier today that some street in Miami will be renamed after Trayvon Martin.

The bastards just never give up.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:46 AM (xqk3H)

551 >> I did this.

Kill me next time you see me.

-----------------------------

We'll wait and see how it works out. The word "sustainable" is starting to cause reflexive butt clenching with me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:46 AM (rCwaK)

552
I absolutely love "Ra Ra Rasputin!" but you have GOT to see it with this video! One of my favorites of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM
Posted by: Tom Servo

=======

RUFKM!? At the climax of the video, they cover up about a quarter of it with some ad for antoehr video!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 12:46 AM (G51Gf)

553 The word "sustainable" is starting to cause reflexive butt clenching with me.
Posted by: publius
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Curiously, any time I see the word 'otter', the same thing happens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 12:48 AM (L47aO)

554 Clams shudder at the word otter, too.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 12:49 AM (XpDOS)

555 Well, I am going to call it a night.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2020 12:50 AM (UVCFl)

556 We'll wait and see how it works out. The word "sustainable" is starting to cause reflexive butt clenching with me.
Posted by: publius,

I did not write that.

The Funding Proposal was in better English. I wrote that.

Actually, a home algae pond can provide the fertilizer/soil conditioner at a low cost.

Also suppresses nematodes.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Blasey-Wakanda, University of the Upper Orinoco at October 07, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

557
As far as "sustainable" agriculture, go back 100 years or better. A large fraction of the population had to work for their own food. I forget what the ratios were, but operative one is how many farmers/ag workers you need per unit population. X people to feed 100 people general population.

That ratio has been going down and is very small now. That all the evil chemicals and mechanization. Do away with that and that ratio will have to rise.

How many millennial hipsters would do the back-breaking work required to keep food on their tables?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:51 AM (rCwaK)

558 RUFKM!? At the climax of the video, they cover up about a quarter of it with some ad for antoehr video!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 12:46 AM (G51Gf)

you're right, that copy stinks! here's a better one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW26qCT2EdY

(play this one until the ending)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 12:51 AM (V2Yro)

559 I been meaning to talk to everyone about sustainable commenting. HamPsters can't take these 1000 comment threads. Liable to make Mother Internet (which I picture as Al Gore in drag) angry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 07, 2020 12:52 AM (H5knJ)

560 How many millennial hipsters would do the back-breaking work required to keep food on their tables?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:51 AM (rCwaK)

I think you generally need about 100 serfs in mud huts to support 1 Lord in his big stone house on the hill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2020 12:53 AM (V2Yro)

561 Bruce Jenner > Al Gore in drag

Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 12:53 AM (XpDOS)

562 Ever seen The Importance of Being Earnest with Michael Redgrave? Aunt Augusta looks like Al Gore in a dress.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 12:56 AM (XpDOS)

563 ..Heard on the radio earlier today that some street in Miami will be renamed after Trayvon Martin.

The bastards just never give up.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 07, 2020 12:46 AM (xqk3H)



No worries. Just so long as they rename Skittles Blvd. in his dishonor?

At the intersection of Purple Drank, of course.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 07, 2020 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

564
I looked up the numbers. In 1930, one farmer fed about 4 people. By 1960, that had risen to 1 per 26 people. By the 70s to 80s that number was 1 to 73.

That number is now 1 to 155.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:57 AM (rCwaK)

565
(play this one until the ending)
Posted by: Tom Servo

======

This is funny. The comments are hilarious, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 12:57 AM (G51Gf)

566 I saw Purple Drank open for Van Halen at the Palladium.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 07, 2020 12:57 AM (XpDOS)

567
How many millennial hipsters would do the back-breaking work required to keep food on their tables?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:51 AM (rCwaK)

A few of them will need to do it for the good of Gaia, and I will feel for them as I make judgements from my rightful place in the ruling class.

Posted by: Every millennial hipster at October 07, 2020 12:58 AM (Ojki1)

568 So if your farmer gets pissed off, you'll need to kill 154 people before you bust yer ass freeze drying everything in sight ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 07, 2020 12:59 AM (LPnfS)

569 Showing videos where Putin's level of funk is an extinction level event is proof of Russian collusion.

I'm watching Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne. It is full of hot chicks and violence.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 07, 2020 01:04 AM (LxTcq)

570 Old DC joke, publius.

Two employees at USDA talking.

"Boy, Jim sure seems glum these days. What's going on?"

"His farmer died"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2020 01:05 AM (OTzUX)

571 >> "His farmer died"

That is about the truth now.

"Non-farm payrolls" put out by the BLS and the other economic outfits is a vestige of the old 1:4 and earlier days, when a large fraction of jobs were farm. Most everything is non-farm now.

The eco-loons have no idea what their policy ideas would do. I would love to see them go back to 1930 and see how they'd do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 01:10 AM (rCwaK)

572 The Shuddering Clams was just another cover band. I mean, who covers Terry Jacks?

Posted by: klaftern at October 07, 2020 01:11 AM (RuIsu)

573 Can someone show 'exodus' the way to The Great Egress?

A normal, healthy (by HQ standards) ONT and then there is this turd in the punch bowl with its consistently inane comments. It is so damn boring and repetitive. One might reasonably conclude that living in Mommy's basement sucks and turns one into an attention whore. 5 bucks, same as in the crack house.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 01:12 AM (Y8PSl)

574 184 Posted by: mindful webworker
pre-repeal hemp humor
at October 06, 2020 10:46 PM (wJky2)

I had the Nash album with that hit and I always like his Marley cover better:
https://tinyurl.com/y6mz6j2v

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 01:13 AM (rt0xh)

575 Can someone show 'exodus' the way to The Great Egress?
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exodus smells of rainmandodo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 01:15 AM (WZ5i4)

576
What would be really funny is to see these suburban wine-mom type faux-sophisticates with their foodie fetishes live in a world where all that exotic and ridiculous shit they dig is no longer available at any price.

Or, Karen has to milk a cow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)

577
Or, Karen has to milk a cow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)


I would pay good money to watch that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 01:17 AM (sy5kK)

578
Or, Karen has to milk a cow.
Posted by: publius
--------

Hmm. Could be a kid's book, 'Karen Milks a Cow'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 01:17 AM (WZ5i4)

579 Seriously, that's just a urbane hipster fad at best and downright scams at worst. Without evil chemicals -- fertilizers and herbicides and insecticides -- we wouldn't be able to feed the population.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 12:21 AM (rCwaK)


Urban hipsters are full of shit and organic farms need lots of shit. It's a marriage of convenience made at Whole Foods.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 01:19 AM (Y8PSl)

580 The Instapundit bit on a bike company (Rivendell in Walnut Creek California) offering reparations in the form of a 45% discount on their products.

First off, that shows there is one hell of a mark up there (or they do not sell many bikes to blacks and this is a complete gimmick- which should also be insulting.)

This reminds me of the old Nintendo case. Where Nintendo was accused in a lawsuit of unfair practices and was ordered to pay restitution. They did so in the form of Nintendo Bucks which could only be redeemed by buying Nintendo products- and the amount given to each customer was not enough to buy anything by itself.

Stupid people do stupid things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 01:24 AM (cI3Q7)

581 we do make the hampsters work hard around here

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:25 AM (IDhUW)

582 Good evening, good people. Or morning, as may be the case.

Day 5 post hernia surgery and recovery is going very well (knocks on wood), no bad pain so far and the incision looks fine. Plus I get to keep my belly button.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:26 AM (KATBx)

583
Supply meet demand. An oral-fecal loop of just desert.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 01:26 AM (rCwaK)

584 Day 5 post hernia surgery and recovery is going very well (knocks on wood), no bad pain so far and the incision looks fine. Plus I get to keep my belly button.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:26 AM (KATBx)

Are frozen peas your special friend?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 01:26 AM (cI3Q7)

585 Hmm. Could be a kid's book, 'Karen Milks a Cow'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2020 01:17 AM (WZ5i4)


Already been done, under another title: 'Charley Has Two Moms'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 01:29 AM (Y8PSl)

586 Dessert? or commentary 'desert'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 01:29 AM (cI3Q7)

587 Urban hipsters are full of shit and organic farms need lots of shit. It's a marriage of convenience made at Whole Foods.

~~~
funny! but now i've lost any desire to shop at whole foods

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:29 AM (IDhUW)

588 @584?
Don't get the frozen peas reference?

Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:30 AM (KATBx)

589 thinking of the "garden" at chaz still makes me laugh

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:31 AM (IDhUW)

590 funny! but now i've lost any desire to shop at whole foods

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:29 AM (IDhUW)


I'll take that as doing my Good Deed for the day.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 01:32 AM (Y8PSl)

591 frozen peas to help with swelling i'm guessing. prayers for swift healing ig.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:32 AM (IDhUW)

592 588 @584?
Don't get the frozen peas reference?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:30 AM (KATBx)

I thought because of the soreness in the groin after a hernia operation, frozen peas were a good choice for application to the affected area because they could easily conform to the varied geography of the region.

Might just be for specific type of hernia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 01:32 AM (cI3Q7)

593 577


Or, Karen has to milk a cow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)

I've milked goats, but not cows. I don't want to milk cows. I want to stay in my nice small town house and pay other people to hook up well-sanitized milking machines to cows. And well-paid people using utterly sterilized equipment to turn it into ice cream for me, to have with my wine.

Because really, why do all the work and all the risk when I can have Blue Bell ice cream instead? This is why capitalism rocks.

Then again, unlike some of the harridans and harpies that create HOA's and flock to NextDoor, I started my work history by plantin', toppin', spriggin', choppin', stakin', and hangin' tobaccy. I know exactly where my food and my nicotine come from, and I heartily approve of careful pesticide, herbicide, and fungicide application!

Posted by: Not From Around Here at October 07, 2020 01:32 AM (3uWAD)

594
Desert.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/desert

See Noun(2). It's pronounced just like "dessert". Just deserts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 01:33 AM (rCwaK)

595 what did wray do prior to his appt at fbi? anyone know?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:34 AM (IDhUW)

596 @584?
Don't get the frozen peas reference?


Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:30 AM (KATBx)---
cold packs being good for pain relief on such wounds.

not everyone has ice packs/cubes, but many people have frozen veggies. and they're cheap, in keeping with the thread.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2020 01:34 AM (dL2qb)

597 So much government, and law enforcement agencies, especially the fiasco of the most expensive FBI, CIA, phony Judges that incur injustice. At a cost of millions/billions we have the ravenous wolves in law enforcement clothing.
I personally suspect a great deal of the compromise/putrefaction of law started with the murder of JFK, MLK, RFK. We've been lead on a merry chase of continuous lies ever since. AOC says our food supply will be dealt with should the democrats win the election, and i believe her.
How seldom commies tell the truth. They attack our Country and yet expect our votes to reward them for such. What have the political whores managed to do to this nation ?

Posted by: ron n. at October 07, 2020 01:35 AM (om5HK)

598 i have never paired ice cream and wine, but am willing to try it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

599 Speaking of rural internet....I moved out of Philly (hallelujah!) 2 weeks ago, to a small town in South Jersey. (A "red" area in a decidedly "blue" state...but we had our reasons and are quite happy so far). Anyway, we had to give up our FIOS and go back to Comcast, ugh. In the two weeks we've already had at least 4 internet disruptions. In fact, we're in the middle of one right now, using the phone to type this. I just looked out my window, and there are no less than 3 Comcast vans parked a half-block away, flashing the yellow lights, guys are up on the poles servicing the wires. At 1:34 AM EDT. Our new neighbors say that this is quite common.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 07, 2020 01:35 AM (jj+OQ)

600 Wray was previously an asst. AG (I think) at DOJ, and then a partner at a silk stocking Beltway firm.

Whatever his background, his unfitness was blazing in neon lights the day the first (itself scandalous) IG report was issued, the one on the "investigation" of the Espionage Act Festival at State, under Hillary. His press availability after its release remains one of the most jaw-dropping performances in our history.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2020 01:37 AM (OTzUX)

601 598
i have never paired ice cream and wine, but am willing to try it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:35 AM (IDhUW)


501 Winery in Childress makes a Sangiovese chocolate wine sauce (in dark and milk chocolate versions), and Horsehoe Bend Winery makes a Cabernet Chocolate wine sauce.

Posted by: Not From Around Here at October 07, 2020 01:39 AM (3uWAD)

602 Hmmm, I find myself wondering if you could make a dutch apple pie using a cinnamon schnapps...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 01:40 AM (cI3Q7)

603
I'm trying to find out why Intel gets involved in politics and campaign tricks to begin with. Just in cases where there may be collusion with a foreign power?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=====

Aha, got the start of an answer in another thread:

So, the thing about the FBI referral is almost certainly not that CIA/Brennan is suggesting the FBI investigate Hillary Campaign for "dirty tricks" or whatever against Trump. They'd be all for that (and more than happy to join in as it turns out). The referral is telling the FBI "OMG, there's a Russian spy in or penetration of the Hillary Campaign! You gotta do something about it!" Which is still an interesting tidbit.
Posted by: Boomer Stereotypes

========

but seriously, and sadly, I don't see that this is illegal. Telling campaign lies, so what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2020 01:40 AM (G51Gf)

604
Okay, I see. This was an umbilical hernia, from what I understand about the simplest one to fix.
There wasn't much pain to begin with, it was outpatient surgery, only took an hour.
However, getting into the car was a real treat. THAT HURT.
The rest has been uneventful, no real ouch and no swelling.


Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:43 AM (KATBx)

605 That's great, IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 01:43 AM (cI3Q7)

606 Don't get the frozen peas reference?
Posted by: irongrampa

Just back from church and late to the party but a bag of frozen peas is the ice pack of choice when cooling off the manly bits after a vasectomy.

In case anyone wondered.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 01:45 AM (Rvt88)

607 Posted by: ron n. at October 07, 2020 01:35 AM (om5HK)

The FBI got away with not telling the Truth about the Las Vegas shooting as we still don't know what really happened, and that was only a few years ago.

These law enforcement agencies are just getting more brazen in their lying to us. The bad actors know they will suffer no legal repercussions and their pensions are safe. It's fast approaching the time when they suffer 'We The People' repercussions. Then they'll wish/scream for legalities to be followed.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 01:49 AM (Y8PSl)

608 Blonde M., Brennan's legal liability has always been the hardest to see, at least at first glance. We shall see, but there could be potential no-nos involved with his "fusion cell" (basically the intel side, and probably idea factory, for political hit jobs on the Trump campaign - er, intelligence driven efforts to protect us from Russian "interference").

Related, Paul Sperry says the staffer who proposed the Russian collusion smear against Trump to the Hilldabeast was Jake Sullivan. Don't know. Earlier today the names of two long-time really, really slimey idiot buddies of the Hilldabeast - Blumenthal and Shearer - were batted around for this role.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2020 01:49 AM (OTzUX)

609
I DID rediscover something long forgotten about hospitals, there's absolutely NO privacy or dignity to be found in one.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:51 AM (KATBx)

610 wine sauces sound delicious as does cinnamon schnapps apple pie.

watched the wray video, basically "mistakes were made, we will do more training"?

later, grey box friends

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 07, 2020 01:52 AM (IDhUW)

611 IG has his belly button back!
And CR Taylor checked in today to say he's better.

So there's some good news for us!
We need good news.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2020 01:54 AM (M/9m0)

612 Well now,

Another 3 D chess move by the CIC???

Kills negotiations on the 2nd stimulus bill which now knee caps The Botox Speaker and the Minority Wessel.....basically ripping out their vocal cords as to their relevance.

Now coming, a Master & Commander move to "Cross their T's and bring fire for his SCOTUS pick?

Effing Brilliant!!!

They will be left babbling like the clueless swamp critters they be....

Broad sides every day til the election.

Yes.....he has a fever......


Posted by: Nightwatch at October 07, 2020 02:00 AM (u1WYs)

613 Beautiful picture as always.
I will miss that Eddie smile, what a life he lived.

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 07, 2020 02:00 AM (FJrl0)

614 I DID rediscover something long forgotten about hospitals, there's absolutely NO privacy or dignity to be found in one.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 01:51 AM (KATBx)


After all the hospitalizations I've had since 2007, I've learned to live the 'two hospital gown theory' of dressing while being incarcer--, um, hospitalized.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 02:01 AM (Y8PSl)

615 611 IG has his belly button back!
And CR Taylor checked in today to say he's better.

So there's some good news for us!
We need good news.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2020 01:54 AM (M/9m0)


^^^
THIS

Posted by: Marybeth at October 07, 2020 02:01 AM (4pK1/)

616 I've been to the hospital a couple times with severe stomach problems. Practically lived on Nexium for years, or more like decades. I'd take 3-4 all at once and I was good for 1-4 days.

I made exactly one change by accident in January. Moved to a town with no Taco Bell (where I regularly ate). Didn't have to take any Nexium all year until today. Ate at a Taco Bell last night. So a light went off today. No more Taco Bell ever again. Its not the spicyness as I buy Tobasco by the gallon from the company website.

Posted by: Menack at October 07, 2020 02:03 AM (buTO7)

617 I worked in hospitals and yep ...your ass was for everyone to see at some point during your stay....

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 07, 2020 02:03 AM (u1WYs)

618 Verizon did the same thing a few years ago. And they jacked the rates of dsl only service up to more than any of the combo plans.

See it costs as much for them to have a customer who's only getting dsl as a customer who's getting voice, dsl and video.

So they don't make much on the solo dsl customer plus they know that customer is getting their voice and video cheaper or at least they're getting to select what they're paying for so they want to eliminate that.

It's all a rip off and until the FCC stops regulating the delivery of these services it'll keep on being a rip off.

I currently use a local service that leases access from verizon. It costs less but I'm getting a lower reliability plus Verizon can put those lines at a lower priority for requests and thus altho the line speed is the same, the connection can be way slower if Verizon wants to screw around.

Can't complain to my local service cause they're not doing anything. Can't complain to Verizon because they allowed to prioritize their customers over those that lease access.

Crap.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 07, 2020 02:08 AM (5+Bbc)

619
Just reading up on organic farming. In the US, there are over one meelion acres of organic farms! That's 0.5% of total farmed acreage in the US.

Yields. Piss poor. Organic yields for most important crops range from 30% to 64% less than conventional yields. In some cases, organic yields are higher than conventional. Sweet potatoes for instance.

Based on that, to achieve current production, we'd need 43% more farm land for all organic. That's about the size of Spain.

Oh, and by 2050, food demand is projected to increase by 70%.

Them's the facts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 02:09 AM (rCwaK)

620 Oh and Eddie...who I once worked with on many High School dances and once faked some good blues vocals with during a "jam" session on campus when you called yourselves "Mammoth" pre Van Halen......you rocked and played hard from the word go.

Will miss you much......

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 07, 2020 02:11 AM (u1WYs)

621
Looking at this data, something just hit me. If you're a global elite, an oligarch, say Bill Gates, George Soros, etc, etc, and you really believe in this eco-fascist sustainable crap, that we're killing the planet and all that and need to do away with a lot of the world's machinery, you will come to one conclusion:

The world's population must be vastly reduced to achieve your utopia. A lot of people must cease to exist.

So you must convince them to commit suicide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 02:17 AM (rCwaK)

622 Tis time.
Before I say goodnight here is something to ponder.

At various times in our saga, we have met and prevailed over issues that have destroyed lesser nations, some much more serious than the current mess. A brief look at our history will bear that out.

Consequently, I absolutely believe we will prevail in this situation also. So if things are distressing you, remember this--we're Americans, and as such we are denied the option of failure.
Thus you hold that head HIGH and PROUD, our heritage requires it.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 07, 2020 02:20 AM (KATBx)

623 At least the hundreds of daily earthquakes down south of the Salton Sea in SoCal seemed to have tapered off........is for a good thing....or not.

After all, 2020 is still here.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 07, 2020 02:27 AM (u1WYs)

624 Time to bow out.

Be well Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 07, 2020 02:30 AM (u1WYs)

625 Yup, made the hotel reservation tonight. The biggest question is to fly or drive. Driving is way less hassle, but looong. Flying is faster, but waaay more of a pain in the ass. I would have to rent a car to get to the hotel. On the other hand, if I drive I won't be cramped up in an iron sausage wearing a mask, dealing with TSA, and all the bullshit, not to mention having to get to the car rental, wherever the hell that will be, and dealing with that. Then again the 3-4 flight and done is tempting. Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2020 11:20 PM (9Om/r)

I live in TX - way the hell away but still in TX - and I'm driving. Flying sucks even more than usual these days.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 07, 2020 02:35 AM (3DJkT)

626 @623 At least the hundreds of daily earthquakes down south of the Salton Sea in SoCal seemed to have tapered off........is for a good thing....or not.

After all, 2020 is still here.

----------------

Unless it's the calm before the storm...

^_^;;

Posted by: junior at October 07, 2020 02:37 AM (PTw5h)

627 621
Looking at this data, something just hit me. If you're a global elite, an oligarch, say Bill Gates, George Soros, etc, etc, and you really believe in this eco-fascist sustainable crap, that we're killing the planet and all that and need to do away with a lot of the world's machinery, you will come to one conclusion:

The world's population must be vastly reduced to achieve your utopia. A lot of people must cease to exist.

So you must convince them to commit suicide.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 07, 2020 02:17 AM (rCwaK)

Or just read Rainbox Six for inspiration.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 07, 2020 02:37 AM (3DJkT)

628 That should be Rainbow Six of course.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 07, 2020 02:37 AM (3DJkT)

629 I live in TX - way the hell away but still in TX - and I'm driving. Flying sucks even more than usual these days.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

I can't make the MoMe this year as I'll be in 'town' but business and family duties call. I'm driving instead of taking the pressurized tube. I won't deal with the TSA and airline assholes and give them $$ to be treated like shit.

16 hour drive one way. I have the time though and no place I have to be quickly.

Luxury!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2020 02:41 AM (Rvt88)

630 Eddie Van Halen was very, very good - - an original. But the real break in modern guitar playing was pre-Hendrix vs. post-Hendrix. No one played like that before Jimi did. After Jimi everyone was influenced by his technique, especially people like Robin Trower and Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Posted by: DJ Buzz at October 07, 2020 02:46 AM (n8SiJ)

631 *mirror over thread*

It's dead

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 07, 2020 03:20 AM (/6GbT)

632 I'm feeling much better !!!

I think I'll take a walk ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 07, 2020 03:28 AM (LPnfS)

633 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Meh, ain't no Lace Wigs, that's for sure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 07, 2020 03:52 AM (NLzBU)

634 Beautiful picture on top.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 03:55 AM (9ShTb)

635 Meh, ain't no Lace Wigs, that's for sure.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Matrimonial Lace Wigs ???

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 07, 2020 03:57 AM (LPnfS)

636
Crossing the dateline late last night
It shoulda looked left and it shoulda looked right
It didn't see the cob loggers car
The thread got squashed and there you are

[Chorus]
You got your dead thread in the middle of the blog
Dead thread in the middle of the blog
Dead thread in the middle of the blog
Stinking to high heaven

[Verse 2]
Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose
Turn on your screen saver and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

[Chorus]
You got your dead thread in the middle of the blog
Dead thread in the middle of the blog
Dead thread in the middle of the blog
And it's stinking to high heaven
C'mon, stink

[Post-Chorus]
You got it, it's dead, it's in the middle
Dead thread in the middle
Dead thread in the middle of the blog
Stinking to high heaven
All over the blog
Technicolor
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinking to high, high heaven

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 04:03 AM (pNxlR)

637 Can we really call it spam?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 04:03 AM (cI3Q7)

638 Right now, as long as I do not have to cross an ocean, I see no reason to fly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 04:06 AM (cI3Q7)

639 Ha! My sister-in-law used to sing that every time we saw/smelled a skunk when driving.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:06 AM (9ShTb)

640 Meh, ain't no Lace Wigs, that's for sure.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 07, 2020 03:52 AM (NLzBU)

Not even Machines for Sale

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 04:07 AM (rt0xh)

641 Eddie Van Halen was very, very good - - an original. But the real break in modern guitar playing was pre-Hendrix vs. post-Hendrix. No one played like that before Jimi did. After Jimi everyone was influenced by his technique, especially people like Robin Trower and Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Posted by: DJ Buzz at October 07, 2020 02:46 AM (n8SiJ)


I think the mid to late '60s to the late '70s was the Golden Age of Guitarists. Others came along after that period, of course, just like someone will be the next Pavarotti. But that period saw the greats emerge and stamp their riffs in rock history.

There's Jimi, of course. Then there's those Jimi praised, like Chicago's Terry Kath. I also think the Golden Age of Guitarists had true musicians all up and down the line. You had the likes of Pete Townsend, Robin Trower, Alvin Lee, Mark Farner, Jeff Beck, Leslie West, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Johnny Winter, Duane Allman, Ted Nugent, Rory Gallagher, Tommy Bolin, Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Hunter, Paul Kossoff and so many, many more. I feel blessed to have come of age during that time. Kids today have no idea what they missed; it's also a reason I find the 'X Reacts to Classic Rock' videos fascinating as well as addicting. The Greats from that Era are The Greats for a reason.

Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)

642
Wow. If it hadn't taken so long to download and mess with lyrics from "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road", I'd have missed International Lace Wigs.

Truly, we live in an age of wonders!

I still like Machines For Sale better, as bot posters go.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 04:08 AM (pNxlR)

643 Didn't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:09 AM (OjZpE)

644 I am still pondering 'What aircraft carriers were in WWII, masks are today.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 07, 2020 04:14 AM (cI3Q7)

645 IG has his belly button back!
And CR Taylor checked in today to say he's better.

So there's some good news for us!
We need good news.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 07, 2020 01:54 AM (M/9m0)


^^^
THIS
Posted by: Marybeth

He can keep his belly closed !

Posted by: JT at October 07, 2020 04:18 AM (arJlL)

646 Can we really call it spam?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Hmmm....mebbe I'll have that for b-fast.....

Posted by: JT at October 07, 2020 04:20 AM (arJlL)

647 Made breakfast for supper last night. Egg sandwiches.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:22 AM (9ShTb)

648 Fried egg on toast ...MMmmmmm

Posted by: JT at October 07, 2020 04:26 AM (arJlL)

649 Waiting on coffee.
Ah it's done

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:29 AM (OjZpE)

650 Been up since 8am yesterday. I thought I had made an appointment to get my hair cut at 10:00 but I fouled it up somehow so I had to settle for 4:30pm. no time to nap in between or before work. Been here since 10p...fading...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 04:31 AM (rt0xh)

651 >>. Been here since 10p...fading...
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 04:31 AM (rt0xh)

Sleep well!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:34 AM (9ShTb)

652 One last check before I trudge off to work. The spambot got nuked. Oh well, easy come, easy go. Farewell spambot. Till we meet again...

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 07, 2020 04:36 AM (NLzBU)

653 I should go in early. I have to leave work early for Mr I's appt with the MRI machine.

But I think one more cup with all of you is going to happen first. Maybe some cereal.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:36 AM (9ShTb)

654 Have a wonderful day, Puddleglum

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:38 AM (9ShTb)

655 Aetius I see now the reference. No idea

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:39 AM (OjZpE)

656 Later...

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 07, 2020 04:40 AM (NLzBU)

657

"...MMmmmmm"

With real butter, bacon and cheese.
MMmmmmm MMmmmmm

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 04:40 AM (dmWPe)

658 Going to a new job, not to bad of distance

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:41 AM (OjZpE)

659 Best of luck with the new job, Skip ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 07, 2020 04:43 AM (LPnfS)

660

Was never a big Van Halen fan.
Van Spandex did get better as Van Hagar.
JMO

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 04:44 AM (dmWPe)

661 Best of luck with the new job, Skip ...

Seconded !

And stay safe !

Posted by: JT at October 07, 2020 04:45 AM (arJlL)

662 Hey nightwalkers. 2:45 here in the MT and insomnia strikes again.

My work laptop needs an overhaul. HQ in NY is overnighting me a replacement. When it gets here, I'll probably spend 2 hours on the phone with IT getting it configured for myself, then have to run the other one down to the computer repair store.

Ah the joys of working from home. Been doing it for 6 years now, since long before the rona. With all this insomnia, I'm half-tempted to volunteer for the overnight shift, which is mainly returnng a few calls here and there that are taken by our service on the overnights but can't be answered by them. Problem is, once you're on midnights you can get trapped there forever, and I still have hope we'll find some way out of this mess eventually.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2020 04:45 AM (jbF6h)

663 That's exactly what it was TeeJ, only toasted english muffin instead of bread

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:46 AM (9ShTb)

664 My high school band ca. 1979-80 did "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" and "DOA." While I quickly outgrew that style of guitar playing, I can say that at the time, EVH was a gamechanger. We were all practicing our asses off trying to do what he did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2020 04:50 AM (jbF6h)

665 I certainly played more than my fair share of VH1 ans 2 i had them on vinyl couldn't say if I still do.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:51 AM (OjZpE)

666 All of us girls thought Eddie was the cute one.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:52 AM (9ShTb)

667

Hope it treats ya well, Skip.
30 mi each way for me.
1st 15 on way in is critter country.
And the deer are gonna be getting real stupid, real soon.
Almost as stupid as the idiots who get up on my back bumper because I'm only doing 65. You know, the speed limit.
And they want to do 70.

Hey stupid, this two lane stretch is 10 miles.
If you passed me at the very beginning you would gain less than 1... lousy... minute.
Here's a quarter. Go buy yourself a clue.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 04:53 AM (dmWPe)

668 I say anything under 20 miles is a win for commuting for me.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 04:57 AM (OjZpE)

669 The deer are already getting stupid here. Makes ne grateful I've only got 8 miles to work, but all through deer crossing area. Big buck crossing in front if me yesterday morning gave me a wake up!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:58 AM (9ShTb)

670 americanthinker.com/the cult of covidism has invaded the church
https://tinyurl.com/y5cwwxpu
It's another branch of church of Leftism

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 05:00 AM (OjZpE)

671

English Muffins. Yum, Mlii.

Game changer?
Well, maybe Guy.
For the better would be in the ears of the beholder.

To me it was just 'look how fast I can go' without much thought content and even less soul. Better than 80's metal but then...

Just not my cup of tea.
Give me Jimi, Alvin, Jimmy, Elvin, Ritchie and the like.

I know, old guy.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 05:03 AM (dmWPe)

672

Oops.
Was only thinking rock.
Should have put Tommy Emmanuel in that, or any group.

Then there's all the incredible, country players.

Btw, if you were covering VH stuff in high school, that is impressive. And it was your time period so, understandable.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 05:08 AM (dmWPe)

673 Time to head out.

Safe travels, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 05:08 AM (9ShTb)

674 651 >>. Been here since 10p...fading...
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 04:31 AM (rt0xh)

Sleep well!
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 07, 2020 04:34 AM (9ShTb)

I wish! My shift doesn't end till 7am Eastern, but I only have a 10m commute so I've got that going for me, which is nice!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:08 AM (rt0xh)

675 661 Best of luck with the new job, Skip ...

woot new job! Have a good day!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:10 AM (rt0xh)

676

Mlii, I've totaled an explorer on a deer, trashed the front end of the Toyota on a coyote and trashed the plastic wheel well on the same Toy on that stretch of road.
Plus several near misses.

Which reminds me..

True North - "Near Mrs"
Great tune

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 05:12 AM (dmWPe)

677 People are stupid in morning, in town turning a corner yesterday a woman in all dark clothing ran across in front of me. It was close.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 05:14 AM (OjZpE)

678 641 There's Jimi, of course. Then there's those Jimi praised, like Chicago's Terry Kath. I also think the Golden Age of Guitarists had true musicians all up and down the line. You had the likes of Pete Townsend, Robin Trower, Alvin Lee, Mark Farner, Jeff Beck, Leslie West, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Johnny Winter, Duane Allman, Ted Nugent, Rory Gallagher, Tommy Bolin, Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Hunter, Paul Kossoff and so many, many more. I feel blessed to have come of age during that time. Kids today have no idea what they missed; it's also a reason I find the 'X Reacts to Classic Rock' videos fascinating as well as addicting. The Greats from that Era are The Greats for a reason.
Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)

For me the current master is Derek Trucks

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:15 AM (rt0xh)

679

I'd best get gone too.

And buy popcorn.
The movie is getting ready to start.
Coming attractions playing now.

Red October
The hunters have become the hunted.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 05:17 AM (dmWPe)

680 641 Eddie Van Halen was very, very good - - an original. But the real break in modern guitar playing was pre-Hendrix vs. post-Hendrix. No one played like that before Jimi did. After Jimi everyone was influenced by his technique, especially people like Robin Trower and Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Posted by: DJ Buzz at October 07, 2020 02:46 AM (n8SiJ)

I think the mid to late '60s to the late '70s was the Golden Age of Guitarists. Others came along after that period, of course, just like someone will be the next Pavarotti. But that period saw the greats emerge and stamp their riffs in rock history.

There's Jimi, of course. Then there's those Jimi praised, like Chicago's Terry Kath. I also think the Golden Age of Guitarists had true musicians all up and down the line. You had the likes of Pete Townsend, Robin Trower, Alvin Lee, Mark Farner, Jeff Beck, Leslie West, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Johnny Winter, Duane Allman, Ted Nugent, Rory Gallagher, Tommy Bolin, Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Hunter, Paul Kossoff and so many, many more. I feel blessed to have come of age during that time. Kids today have no idea what they missed; it's also a reason I find the 'X Reacts to Classic Rock' videos fascinating as well as addicting. The Greats from that Era are The Greats for a reason.
Posted by: RickZ at October 07, 2020 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)


Excellent summary and totally agree, RickZ. Growing up as a young teen and then into college, I was right in the middle of it and now it is certainly the golden age.

And Jimi was exactly that influential. Who was influenced by Muddy Watters, Buddy Guy, Elmore James.

And played with Eric Clapton and Steve Cropper and everyone you mention.

A sea of riches.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 05:22 AM (sy5kK)

681 americanthinker.com/newly released documents give a clearer picture about the russia hoax

No redaction as President Trump ordered would have put it up in neon not that any of the media would see it.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 05:22 AM (OjZpE)

682 I've always loved the Prog guitarists who could seemingly pick up and play anything: electric, acoustic, 12-string, pedal steel, classical, etc. Steve Howe, Steve Hackett, David Gilmour and Alex Lifeson were my Big 4.

When it comes to the more rawk/blues guys, Robin Trower is just a magician of the Strat. His stuff holds up really well and he was still killin' it last time I saw him live about 8 years ago. Got to meet him briefly post-show and he was very polite and friendly with the fans.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 07, 2020 05:22 AM (jbF6h)

683 For me the current master is Derek Trucks
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:15 AM (rt0xh)

Derek is excellent alone and with Susan Tedeschi. That guitar and that voice. Nice to see the next generation shine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 07, 2020 05:24 AM (sy5kK)

684

Read down to my post so gotta say this.

Thanks Pikeville.
I hadn't seen Rick's @641.
Great list and post. And Jimi was always praising other guitarists, which gives insight into the kind of guy he was.

Yeah, I'll give a big thumbs up on Derek.
Duane should be on the list too.

Now I GOTTA go.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 07, 2020 05:24 AM (dmWPe)

685 If that is Rae Lee Klein she is a doll

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 05:27 AM (OjZpE)

686 Got to go, slowly getting through the week
Have a great day all

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2020 05:29 AM (OjZpE)

687 683 For me the current master is Derek Trucks
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:15 AM (rt0xh)

Derek is excellent alone and with Susan Tedeschi. That guitar and that voice. Nice to see the next generation shine.

they're supposed to be here next summer. I hope to be there

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:30 AM (rt0xh)

688 682 I've always loved the Prog guitarists who could seemingly pick up and play anything: electric, acoustic, 12-string, pedal steel, classical, etc. Steve Howe

Guy was just watching Steve playing classical acoustic & peddle steel in the same song (And You & I) while being backed up by an orchestra!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:34 AM (rt0xh)

689 So, I see the DOJ has called a press conference at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow to discuss an investigation involving "national security"....

Anyone care to speculate as to the nature of this latest coup attempt on Trump?

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 05:34 AM (VDbGO)

690 It simply MUST be another coup attempt on Trump, right?

It HAS to be!

What else could it be?

If Chris Wray has his little pink panties in a bunch, it has to arise from some fevered, far-fetched delusion racing around that wind-swept cavern he calls a skull, no?

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 05:37 AM (VDbGO)

691 If Chris Wray has his little pink panties in a bunch, it has to arise from some fevered, far-fetched delusion racing around that wind-swept cavern he calls a skull, no?
Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 05:37 AM (VDbGO)

These little drama queens are enough to wear a person out

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:43 AM (rt0xh)

692
Good morning, ya bunch of mutant retards!!!

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 05:45 AM (sufQc)

693 Morning. Looks like we're getting ready to be served some fresh hell today by Wray. Can't wait for him to give the media more ammo against Trump. They are terrified and backed into a corner. It's about to get really ugly I fear.

Posted by: Spypeach at October 07, 2020 05:52 AM (Up/Jb)

694 5:50am on a Wednesday and I just booked a Covid test via the internet. Life is so much easier not having to speak with an idiot. Not looking forward to the swab to my brain, but it's got to be done prior to my outpatient surgery.
And good morning Horde.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 07, 2020 05:52 AM (PgmdM)

695
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 07, 2020 05:55 AM (w0ww3)

696 Morning Alton!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 05:56 AM (rt0xh)

697 Is the media declaring Harris the winner of the debate tonight yet.

Posted by: Colin at October 07, 2020 05:59 AM (naFF9)

698
hey, Pikov

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 07, 2020 06:00 AM (w0ww3)

699 mornin' y'all

Nothing like standing predawn in a soybean field. No lights within 200 yards under a clear sky.

I need to break out my telescope again.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 07, 2020 06:03 AM (6Pqz7)

700
Life is so much easier not having to speak with an idiot..
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 07, 2020 05:52 AM (PgmdM)


What are we? Morons?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 06:08 AM (pNxlR)

701
Oooh, scored one of the "hunnerts"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 06:08 AM (pNxlR)

702 Bidens campaign stop in Gettysburg looked kind of pathetic. Video camera doesn't show the crowd listening to his speech...He looked lonely standing in a large open space with a hardboard flag of some sort way behind him. Can't they at least carry a real flag in the set ups they do.

Posted by: Colin at October 07, 2020 06:10 AM (naFF9)

703
" media declaring Harris the winner of the debate"
yeah and saying Pence is a religious fanatic and Racist for being a religious

fanatic...same shit show different day..

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2020 06:12 AM (pyQkH)

704 I need to break out my telescope again.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated

Morning. I think someone on this site mentioned an app called 'Star Tracker'
I put it on my phone and it is really nice. i don't know much about the what I look at up there and the app show it by pointing the phone at the sky.
If it wasn't for all the light pollution around here, i'd be tempted to get a telescope

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

705
Mornin, Bruce!

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:17 AM (eK2vw)

706
And will the Sasquatch be doing another 15 min Racist rant after the
veep debate to tell us how racist Pence was for not agreeing with the

poor little girl who use to ride the school bus???? before she turned hoe for
willy brown???

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2020 06:17 AM (pyQkH)

707 the polls or the fundamentals?

https://tinyurl.com/y6f93vqe

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 06:18 AM (rt0xh)

708 Welp, I gotta say October has been, in its very early days, a highly prototypical 2020 month so far.

Let's see here, we have

Earthquakes and moar fires in CA
EVH fuckin' died (thank you so much for your art, dude)
Trump caught the Chinese Lung Rot
Along with a bunch of Rs, but no Ds
Another mofoin' hurricane for the Gulf Coast (and poor Yucatan)
...

Need I go on? On the brighter side, I have a new granddaughter. ++++

I got to see Van Halen live circa 2005 or so. Oh yeah, he played an extended version of Eruption.

I used Jamie's Cryin' to soundcheck the decibel levels on my new Alpine stereo rig in my Aerostar ride; peak dBs was 107.

Not bad for the family van.

https://youtu.be/OOjm4I7LRgY

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:18 AM (Z4rgH)

709 Morning, Gooshy!

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

710
*wave*

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:20 AM (eK2vw)

711 What are we? Morons?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 06:08 AM (pNxlR)


I like to think so, yes.

It's a kink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)

712 Trump caught the Chinese Lung Rot
Along with a bunch of Rs, but no Ds


I'm not one to wish ill will on people, but if Biden, Pelozi and a few others caught the Krud, and recovered in 10 days, I would laugh

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

713
" On the brighter side, I have a new granddaughter"

Good news indeed Gnu,,, nothing like new family.....

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2020 06:25 AM (pyQkH)

714
Speaking of Eruption, you should look at the tab for that. Yikes.
Possibly apocryphal: I've read that Eruption started life as Eddie's pre-concert warmup, and somebody said he ought to flesh it out and record it.

And he's the guy who frankensteined his guitars, right?

Great music from that guy. Really great.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:26 AM (eK2vw)

715

"I'm not one to wish ill will on people"

No worries Bruce,,, none them you mentioned are people,, just

retched slugs from beneath the rocks....

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2020 06:28 AM (pyQkH)

716 Good news indeed Gnu,,, nothing like new family.....

Posted by: beanervt at October 07, 2020 06:25 AM (pyQkH)


Ty beaner, indeed.

And he's the guy who frankensteined his guitars, right?

Great music from that guy. Really great.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:26 AM (eK2vw)


Iirc, he designed his own guitar pickups to get the sound he wanted. In other words, yeah, he hotrodded them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:33 AM (Z4rgH)

717 Either the president is a an asshole or Google is choosing to send his email out in the middle of the night.

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 06:34 AM (XxJt1)

718 My prediction: Chris Wray is going to allege fresh evidence of Putin interfering in our elections to help Trump, partially through the incitement of waves of American "white supremacists" who will be alleged to pose some terrorist threat or other. Women and minorities hardest hit, of course, and Wray's evidence will consist statements from confidential informants, not excluding his rubber ducky.

Then we'll see some more footage of BLM and auntQeefah attempting to burn federal agents alive, which Chris Wray will characterize as "peaceful protest protected under the 1st amendment."

Almighty God, please save our nation.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 06:35 AM (VDbGO)

719 The brown sound

Posted by: jsg at October 07, 2020 06:36 AM (bcj1I)

720 In other rock news,


It's perhaps the most iconic opening guitar riff in rock history -- the beginning of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven."

But that riff has been part of a long-running legal battle over claims that the British super band stole it from another band for its 1971 hit. Now, that war may finally be over.


Randy California of Spirit claimed that LZ and Page stole his riff, but lost in the Court Of Appeals and the SC declined to hear the case.

So it is over.

h/t Daily Wire and my mom!

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:41 AM (Z4rgH)

721 Morning all
I believe PDT declassifying all the docs is a reaction to Dunham dragging his feet. Let the chips fall where they may. and lets indict Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2020 06:43 AM (Hudry)

722 Bit of gossip on twitter this am....

@RealOmarNavarro 25m

BREAKING REPORT: DC insider says "Christopher Wray is STEPPING DOWN TODAY as chief of the FBI".

Posted by: Tami at October 07, 2020 06:44 AM (cF8AT)

723 Eddie got the groupie pussy with the HPV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

724 BREAKING REPORT: DC insider says "Christopher Wray is STEPPING DOWN TODAY as chief of the FBI".
Posted by: Tami

To spend more time with his family?

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

725 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2020 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

726 PS Spirit's The 12 Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus is a very good album, though a bit enviro-preachy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:47 AM (Z4rgH)

727 Chris Wray stepping down?

Could it be true?

Oh, my God! I'd be so damned happy, I wouldn't know what to do! The thought of this useless, stupid, mendacious pile of excrement no longer occupying the top job at the once-proud, once-honorable FBI....Well, it would actually give me HOP

So, that means there's no way in hell that is happening.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 06:48 AM (VDbGO)

728 Boker tov dear horde

Mazel tov GnuBreed

Coukd use some happy news around here

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2020 06:49 AM (EZebt)

729 If that is true it's so he can go on CNN to lie his ass off.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 06:49 AM (RaI08)

730 @scottadamsshow 6h

Insider suggests FBI Christopher Wray may be announcing he will be stepping down at an 11am press conference. DOJ Announces Press Conference Tomorrow at 11 AM ET "On a Matter of National Security".

Posted by: Tami at October 07, 2020 06:50 AM (cF8AT)

731
To spend more time with his family?
Posted by: Bruce

Oh shit!

(Deep Impact reference.)

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:50 AM (eK2vw)

732 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2020 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

Aye Salty, Aye!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2020 06:50 AM (rt0xh)

733 BREAKING REPORT: DC insider says "Christopher Wray is STEPPING DOWN TODAY as chief of the FBI".
Posted by: Tami


He stepped in a gopher hole? And broke his leg?

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:51 AM (Z4rgH)

734 725 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

**********************************************

NaCly Dog, that's profoundly good advice. I intend to take it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 06:51 AM (VDbGO)

735 I'm sure the news at 11am from the DOJ will be something along the lines of indicting the founders of the Proud Boys for crossing state lines to be assholes or something.

Top Men.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2020 06:52 AM (gAMkn)

736 Here's the DOJ presser announcement. Would DOJ hold a presser for Wray stepping down? Might just be something else...

https://tinyurl.com/y3p9cs5m

Posted by: Tami at October 07, 2020 06:53 AM (cF8AT)

737 Happy day, Gnubreed. A baby is God"s opinion that the world should go on.

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 06:54 AM (XxJt1)

738 What Trump really needs at the FBI is someone who the first thing they do is change the rules so that when someone comes in for and interview/questioning it is recorded. No more relying solely on a biased agent writing down what he thinks was said being the only record.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 06:54 AM (RaI08)

739 Time for bed.

God bless and keep the Moron Horde, and God bless America!

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 07, 2020 06:54 AM (VDbGO)

740 Morning all
I believe PDT declassifying all the docs is a reaction to Dunham dragging his feet. Let the chips fall where they may. and lets indict Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2020 06:43 AM (Hudry)
Durham and Barr dragging their feet is such a let down, so I'm glad that that Trump has come out swinging. But they are really giving it their all to wear us down. I know it's getting to me. I just keep praying and praying and praying, because that's all I can do. The unfairness and gaslighting is too much to take. Both my daughters have turned to the left and it has caused our relationships to suffer greatly. What these people have put our country through the last 4 years is pure evil, and what they've done in the last 5 or 6 months is breathtaking. That they are willing to destroy so many lives, business and our Country to hold on to power and to save their asses is a site to behold.

Posted by: spypeach at October 07, 2020 06:56 AM (Up/Jb)

741
"for crossing state lines to be assholes or something."

Phhhht. I've been an asshole on two continents, several islands, in one ocean and under the freakin' Arctic ice pack.

Ok, that last one wasn't on purpose, BUT IT COUNTS!

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:58 AM (eK2vw)

742 717 Either the president is a an asshole or Google is choosing to send his email out in the middle of the night.
Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 06:34 AM (XxJt1)

Android has a quiet time option I think

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

743 Thanks for the congrats, all y'all...

Mom and baby are fine and the shes go home today.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 06:59 AM (Z4rgH)

744 No; I don't think Wray is stepping down. I think (in agreement with poster above) it's another suggestion that Trump colluded with Russia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 07:00 AM (WkPC9)

745 Phhhht. I've been an asshole on two continents, several islands, in one ocean and under the freakin' Arctic ice pack.

Ok, that last one wasn't on purpose, BUT IT COUNTS!
Posted by: Gooshy

Accidentally under the ice pack? Or accidentally being an a-hole?

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

746 That they are willing to destroy so many lives, business and our Country to hold on to power and to save their asses is a site to behold.
Posted by: spypeach at October 07, 2020 06:56 AM (Up/Jb)

===

My theme this election with the libs I live has been, believe your own eyes not their lies.

But this usually fails to overcome the obstacle that leftists do not make rational choices.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2020 07:01 AM (EZebt)

747 Thank you, MisHum. I love your posts.

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 07:01 AM (XxJt1)

748 *libs I love

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2020 07:01 AM (EZebt)

749 https://tinyurl.com/yyhtvsff

Biden carries laminated card for age of consent for all 57 cards!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

750 What Trump really needs at the FBI is someone who the first thing they do is change the rules so that when someone comes in for and interview/questioning it is recorded. No more relying solely on a biased agent writing down what he thinks was said being the only record.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 07, 2020 06:54 AM (RaI0


I can hardly believe this is still not policy. When podunk town cops have video, but the FBI doesn't?

We are being rogered, and there is no lube.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 07, 2020 07:04 AM (Z4rgH)

751 J.J. pointed me to this author at "American Spectator"-Shumuel Katzkin, a rabbi who writes about the importance of redemption in the brutal election battle, from his perspective as a Jew.

https://spectator.org/brutal-election-battle-redemption/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 07:04 AM (WkPC9)

752 Just woke up. Regarding the Elk story on the Evergreen Golf course, I golf there with my son when I visit the kids in the Denver area. If my fellow golfers think dodging goose crap is a pain you should see the Elk crap on that course.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at October 07, 2020 07:05 AM (FIrEF)

753 741
"for crossing state lines to be assholes or something."

Phhhht. I've been an asshole on two continents, several islands, in one ocean and under the freakin' Arctic ice pack.

Ok, that last one wasn't on purpose, BUT IT COUNTS!
Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 06:58 AM (eK2vw)

Romney and MCCain would need to be hanged under the state line asshole rule!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

754
Accidentally under the ice pack? Or accidentally being an a-hole?
Posted by: Bruce

The former. It was a Russkie plot. Swearsies.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 07:06 AM (eK2vw)

755 Or, yes it could be Wray giving more "evidence" about white supremacy, a follow up to Michelle Obama's noxious video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 07:07 AM (WkPC9)

756 rhennigantx, I have to silence two tablets and a phone before I go to bed at night and then reset all three of them in the morning. Being six hundred miles from family I'm not about to turn the phone off completely. But that means dealing with pleas for money by the president at three AM.

Idunno about you, but where I came from you leave people alone at night so they can sleep.

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 07:08 AM (XxJt1)

757 On caste, there's a slippage. If you assume the worst about the US that the left charges, OK, you might put us on a level with India regarding the untouchables.

But when you bring in the Nazis, that doesn't work. There was no place, even at the bottom, for Jews.

I suppose they might retreat to "I was thinking of the Slavs."

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 07, 2020 07:08 AM (7X3UV)

758 Undecided voters long time Dim voters

https://tinyurl.com/yyg48wml

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

759
Romney and MCCain would need to be hanged under the state line asshole rule!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Lol. I think the "general principles" clause covers that one, too.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 07:09 AM (eK2vw)

760
BREAKING REPORT: DC insider says "Christopher Wray is STEPPING DOWN TODAY as chief of the FBI".
Posted by: Tami


Who would become Acting Director if this were true? It is unlikely a replacement could be named and confirmed prior to the election, so that person would be in charge during all the post-election shenanigans with which we are being threatened.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 07:12 AM (pNxlR)

761 757 On caste, there's a slippage. If you assume the worst about the US that the left charges, OK, you might put us on a level with India regarding the untouchables.

But when you bring in the Nazis, that doesn't work. There was no place, even at the bottom, for Jews.

I suppose they might retreat to "I was thinking of the Slavs."

Yeah, sure.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 07, 2020 07:08 AM (7X3UV)

The only caste I see are Big Govt workers vs. private industry. The holidays, the work rules, etc Big Govt workers that I worked with probably put in half the time I did.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

762 Cal Cunningham has been all over TV since I moved here. Including, what until now was his biggest mistake, the "barbecue" ad, that used the word as we did on Long Island.

But I'd think he'd want to be on campaign 24/7 right now, to avoid the three (3!) white-hot blasts he is facing.

I don't recall a Tillis ad, btw.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 07, 2020 07:12 AM (7X3UV)

763
Hold on a second. How does Central America figure in on counting continents?
I was a friendly asshole there.
Should I add "one isthmus" to my assholery count?

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 07:13 AM (eK2vw)

764 Delta Dawn whats that flower you have on!

https://tinyurl.com/yxcw9mhc

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

765 Idunno about you, but where I came from you leave people alone at night so they can sleep.
Posted by: creeper

On an Android phone there is a Do Not Disturb feature. You can shut your down at certain times and only receive calls from your contacts.

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

766
Central America is generally considered as being part of North America

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 07:15 AM (pNxlR)

767 Rand Paul is correct about masks and unmasking by F.B.I.

https://twitter.com/RandPaul

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2020 07:15 AM (WkPC9)

768 I want more. More declassifications, more firings, more grilling.

Especially the grilling. And I'm not speaking rhetorically.

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 07:15 AM (XxJt1)

769 Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

770 766
Central America is generally considered as being part of North America
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2020 07:15 AM (pNxlR)

My dads little brother went to Beaumont (they lived near Natchitoches he was in 4th grade or so) back in the early 50s. Wrote a school paper on his trip to South America for vaca!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

771 On youtube i watched Mark Levine on blaze TV explain how Joe Biden raped a woman and the American media refuses to cover that! Levine found the reporting on Australian TV.
Do people realize that that qualifies Joe Biden to step right into slick willys shoes ? That makes Joe is as qualified a democrat rapist as slick willy was (bill clinton). Joe really is democrat Presidential material !

Posted by: ron n. at October 07, 2020 07:19 AM (om5HK)

772 762 Cal Cunningham has been all over TV since I moved here. Including, what until now was his biggest mistake, the "barbecue" ad, that used the word as we did on Long Island.

But I'd think he'd want to be on campaign 24/7 right now, to avoid the three (3!) white-hot blasts he is facing.

I don't recall a Tillis ad, btw.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 07, 2020 07:12 AM (7X3UV)

That is a good looking ho he want to kiss all night!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

773 I have
Commala you worthless bitch
on my debate bingo card.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)

774 That makes Joe is as qualified a democrat rapist as slick willy was (bill clinton). Joe really is democrat Presidential material !
Posted by: ron n. at October 07, 2020 07:19 AM (om5HK)

rape tax regulate rape

you said rape twice

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:23 AM (JFO2v)

775 rape tax regulate rape

you said rape twice
Posted by: rhennigantx

As long as it's not rape rape...

...WhoopEEEE...

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

776
I'm going with "isthmus". Fake but accurate.

And Cal Cunningham is no Cal Worthington, I'd wager.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 07, 2020 07:24 AM (eK2vw)

777 Yah, Bruce, I know. Of course, all three of my devices have slightly (or vastly, in one case) different versions of Android. I'm not as quick as I used to be and it takes a while to get each one silenced or back up.

My point is that this should not be necessary. Y'all want ME to fix a problem I did not create. That seems eerily familiar. Has common sense completely taken a hike?

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 07:25 AM (XxJt1)

778 Covid caused, covid related, covid assumed.

All the same according our govt "scientists".

Posted by: Stinky Winkerbean at October 07, 2020 07:25 AM (VF9SE)

779 742 717 Either the president is a an asshole or Google is choosing to send his email out in the middle of the night.
Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 06:34 AM (XxJt1)


Google an asshoe, say it ain't so.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 07, 2020 07:26 AM (QPcUQ)

780 778 Covid caused, covid related, covid assumed.

All the same according our govt "scientists".
Posted by: Stinky Winkerbean at October 07, 2020 07:25 AM (VF9SE)

you forgot pre covid near covid almost covid close covid

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 07, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

781 My point is that this should not be necessary. Y'all want ME to fix a problem I did not create. That seems eerily familiar. Has common sense completely taken a hike?
Posted by: creeper

It's like the sales call to my landline. It's up to me to block the damn things.
This time of the year is the worst. Being over 29 and receiving the calls for medicare plans and the election calls....yikes!
All calls getting screened

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

782 RIP, Johnny Nash. Thanks for the bright, sunshiny days.

Posted by: creeper at October 07, 2020 07:27 AM (XxJt1)

783 Nooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 07, 2020 07:27 AM (x9s3C)

784 I don't get why Wray would resign today. Why not wait until after the election, if Biden wins it's four years of more jacking off and doing shit on the taxpayer dime.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 07, 2020 07:27 AM (4thlk)

785 Reality check coming for NC when you realize how many people are still going to vote for Cal. His ho has crazy eyes and you know what they say...

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 07, 2020 07:28 AM (4NtsG)

786 Covid caused, covid related, covid assumed.

All the same according our govt "scientists".
Posted by: Stinky Winkerbean at October 07, 2020 07:25 AM (VF9SE)

you forgot pre covid near covid almost covid close covid
Posted by: rhennigantx

covid adjacent, covid observed

Posted by: Bruce at October 07, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)

787 > How many millennial hipsters would do the back-breaking work required to keep food on their tables?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin

I recall Larry Niven telling the story of attending an "alternative energy fair" with Jerry Pournelle. One of the exhibits was a guy on a bicycle-powered generator.

They asked the exhibitor why they didn't make it more accurate, by dressing the guy on the bike in rags and chains and having an overseer standing by with a pistol and a whip.

The Bible says "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread", and ever since, people have been figuring out ways to make someone or something else do the sweating.

Today, we use tractors and other machinery to do this.

Historically, it was done by people called "peasants", "serfs", or "slaves".

I prefer the machinery.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2020 07:34 AM (VikfB)

788 ATT Uverse has slowed to a crawl out here.We had DSL but ATT said there would be no more DSL this was back four years ago.Uverse sucks.It's worse now.The Tech who came out said our speed to run the internet should be a six, but is a four.We are 200 feet outside the zone that their station can push a signal.He said, "Your only option is to go to Hughs net, Comcast or Verizon."The ATT man told us to go to another ISP because ATT can't provide us.
That says a lot.

Posted by: obsidian at October 07, 2020 12:21 PM (7+yqP)

789 Max Kellerman another jew pimping BLM and lecturing Whites. Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 07, 2020 05:00 PM (2Xl1i)

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The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat