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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
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Quarantine Cafe: Quokkas and Quolls Edition
While we wait for Biden to announce "Oh no, I've got the 'Rona" to get out of the debate, enjoy these high Scrabble score marsupials.
Quokkas, a kind of wallaby:Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 29, 2020 08:00 PM (NODLo)
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Posted by: who dat quietin at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (RSNIi)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (cI3Q7)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
Wakka wakka wakka
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:02 PM (dw/If)
*wipes tablet screen*
*glares in AP's general direction*
That was good.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)
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Speaking of foreign interference in our election.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)
The $64 question is, will she remain buried?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (KAi1n)
Only worth 13, not counting the double letter/word bonus.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (SWbVS)
"Joe?.. Joe! Wake up! C'mon Joe! You got to get going... Dammit, what do we do now?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
Rampart 100cc's of bicarb have been administered
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 08:01 PM (nUhF0)
*blushes*
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (3Mvdr)
https://tinyurl.com/Action-USA-Trailer
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)
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This had better be a joke.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Fuck You, Princess.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (bRHiK)
The bats must all be circling Biden's belfry.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 29, 2020 08:01 PM (d9Irc)
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"And I told Corn Pop -- Hey, come on, man! Don't ever call me a quokka again. It's pronounced cracker -- so 'er right next time ..."
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (EbVcI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jmel at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (8Jtuv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (4a9Vv)
SINK THE TIRPITZ and THE BISMARK!
Posted by: bbbbanned at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (RSNIi)
I read they changed the title to the French name.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (TqblR)
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (t+7Up)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (3Mvdr)
Nothing that Weasel cannot have as a pet and name Weasel*thing*.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
I think those furry creatures in this post are actually some kind of weasel.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm afraid Biden will keep it together tonight
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (k1SXT)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (5p7BC)
What's everyone drinking tonight for Biden bingo?
water
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 08:00 PM (rjE57)
Ditto. I've endured enough crap from Sundown Joe, given that idiots here kept electing him for, like, forever. I don't need more abuse because of that assclown and his -- dare I say it? -- gaffes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (QCwsj)
67 51 but really, in the larger view of things, is there anything that isn't a type of weasel, for certain values of "weasel" ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (3Mvdr)
Nothing that Weasel cannot have as a pet and name Weasel*thing*.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
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Correct!
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (TqblR)
Imagine then that Trump is Trump, and Joe is regular Joe- no dementia, no verbal gaffes, just the same asshole we've known for decades. I have to think Trump would handle that Joe easily.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)
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That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Next thing you know, they'll let people like Chris Wallace and Jake Tapper ask questions.
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM
So it would be theoretically possible to have a Weaselweasel?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (O6DoG)
I think the Queen has cut him off so Sparkle won't get as much as should would if she hadn't acted like she did
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (k1SXT)
I read they changed the title to the French name.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (TqblR)
"L'whoers"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
So. Tuesday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)
Quokka: Come to Australia.
Us: 'Kay.
*lands in Oz*
*gets stung by ants and bees, bitten by snakes, beaten and raped by kangaroos, and dragged by a giant croc into the river to ripen a bit*
Quokka: come to Australia!
Next wave of rubes: 'kay
*repeat*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Expect Biden to be completely coherent and oddly intelligent while his eyes turn coal black.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (GXBRY)
I'm afraid Biden will keep it together tonight
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (k1SXT)
Was just about to say something similar. He just has to barely survive, and it will be seen as a victory.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (/669Q)
They fit right in!
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Living or dead?
*Creepy Kamala cackle*
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (9IdCK)
1 hour, Dems, One Hour
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:01 PM (4a9Vv)
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[I shouldn't give anybody any ideas, but ...] you'd think there'd be at least one terrified Lefty loon, operative, or consultant out there who'd call in a [fill-in-the-blank] threat or something ... anything.
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: qdpsteve
What about Jughead ?
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (arJlL)
Fozzy Bear
Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like that.
Boo Boo bear
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (Vxu+H)
Fun trailer for a movie that was filmed in the 80s and never released:
https://tinyurl.com/Action-USA-Trailer
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (BM2fS)
Only thing good about that trailer is the 1972 Cuda he busts the rear window out of.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (bRHiK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (dw/If)
"Any idea where we can find some sort of employment?"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2020 08:07 PM (H5knJ)
You wouldn't think so, but Australia is all bearded-Spock. You know opossums? Ugly little things, naked tails, big teeth? Their opossums are actually cute as hell.
https://stoatnet.org/dowhatyoumust.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
I coulda believed this if tonight was a Biden only town hall on ABC. Crossover appeal with the Disney crowd woulda been chef's kiss worthy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (SWbVS)
I think the Queen has cut him off so Sparkle won't get as much as should would if she hadn't acted like she did
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (k1SXT)
What an awful woman. I've predicted it's only a matter of time before she divorces him and uses their kid as leverage.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)
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I'm just so hoping Biden crashes and burns. It probably won't happen, but I'm hoping. If he shits his pants, all the better.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
So. Tuesday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)
Pretty much, yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (TqblR)
"Les Sluts Juvenile" doesn't have the same appeal to the casual viewer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (rBtIz)
I would think weasel would avoid being redundant. So:
-WeaselPossum
-WeaselStoat (cute little bastards too, waiting for ace to do a thread. Tons of youtube videos.)
-WeaselPolecat
-WeaselMink
etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Abzod at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (dHzE8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (QCwsj)
He gives them about 2M/y but I think he's also part of the Megxit deal so may have to go along with HRH and cut them off as well.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (RkYsP)
25 Ace is trying to distract us from drinking.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
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#twoshots for each utterance of Chuck, quartermaster, lingerie, leg hair, come on, the thing, for real, Corn Pop, dog face, pony soldier, push-ups, Amy Conan Barrett, back alley abortions, lunch counters, back in chains, 200 million dead Americans, free [any and everything], Russia, Obama, Beau, concede, tax returns, and I think I just filled my diaper.
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (op8vE)
Bangable.
Can I get my own Netflix show now?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (v2c9/)
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Welcome to "Quokka Cocka," and here's our host, Waka Flocka...
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking QueeN
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What does it say that democrats believe that someone can prove they can lead the most powerful nation in the history of the world if they can be coherent for 90 minutes?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (l/DeL)
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (11H2y)
59 This debate has got me so nervous. I think that I am going to barf.
I recommend you begin drinking heavily.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (QATzS)
Boo Boo bear
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM
Well fcuk the Ranger, Boo Boo!
Posted by: Yogi, halfway through your picnic Chardonnay at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (l3+k2)
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I'd go with C-SPAN.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:12 PM (op8vE)
You forgot "Listen!"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)
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That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Next thing you know, they'll let people like Chris Wallace and Jake Tapper ask questions.
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (BRkq2)
And Prince Harry will look at Biden and then ask 'You know the history of King's in Europe often being idiots? Are you trying to emulate Europe?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (4JLkY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (3Mvdr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (pmcmT)
That's the question.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (HnUoF)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM (cI3Q7)
I heartily endorse this opinion.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Seriously would not surprise me a bit.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (TqblR)
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)
https://tinyurl.com/Action-USA-Trailer
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (BM2fS)
They blew the budget on candy glass and Camerin Mitchell. And that's a heckuva place to get road rash.
Looks fun. Will watch.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 08:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Living or dead?
*Creepy Kamala cackle*
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 29, 2020 08:09 PM (9IdCK)
It may be that the only rappers she actually knows about are Snoop Dog and Tupac. And Kanye, of course, but she couldn't mention him. Should have mentioned Jay Z for perhaps a nice campaign contribution.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (9hauA)
"Joe?.. Joe! Wake up! C'mon Joe! You got to get going... Dammit, what do we do now?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
Joe Biden is so far above Trump he cleans Trumps clock at the debate while sleeping.
Posted by: MSM at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (k1SXT)
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I'm just so hoping Biden crashes and burns. It probably won't happen, but I'm hoping. If he shits his pants, all the better.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
-> it's kind of funny, I used this language. but trump can't rely on this being his strategy.
Basically, biden will be biden but it doesn't matter, trump's goal should be salesmanship of what he did, basically his RNC convention speech, cut up into soundbites.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Pangolins at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (KAi1n)
That's the question.
that is a quality query
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
He should respond...
Peaceful Transition of Power? Where The Fuck Do I Get My Peaceful Transition of Power? Shit, I deserve an extra term! I Got Your Peaceful Transition of Power Right Here. (Grabs Nuts)FYNQ!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (cdnY0)
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (Z+IKu)
What do you have against tiger quolls?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
Joe Biden is in the building!
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 29, 2020 08:10 PM (9IdCK)
_________
He just missed Elvis leaving.
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Abzod at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (dHzE8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
So. Tuesday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)
Pretty much, yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:11 PM
Pretty much.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (+BIkH)
What about Jughead ?
Posted by: JT
Miss Grundy ... hubba, hubba!
Miss Grundy was the Archie universe's RGB -- discuss quietly among yourselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (pNxlR)
Here's Johnny Mercer's spin on Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Qk6lIytb0
Dinah didn't make no puddin', she didn't make the apple pie. 'Cause Dinah's pitchin' in the kitchen with the apple of her eye.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (rCwaK)
151 I would like to throw a Tiger Quoll on Joe Biden and watch him die in his own feces and vomit.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (Z+IKu)
What do you have against tiger quolls?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
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LMAO
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (DLzZd)
Funnel-web
Blue-ringed octopus
Tai-pan
Tiger snake
and a Box Jellyfish
Stonefish
And the poison thing that lives in a shell and spikes you when you pick it up!
Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (YWy5z)
I wanna hear him botch Kamala, or call Trump 'President Nixon' or something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
It's not enough for him to just show up.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: Boo at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (ZJYN1)
Ace, dont forget the platypus. Part duck, part otter. Or something. They're evry interesting and just adorable.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (pmcmT)
They are awful creatures! Always destroying my latest inator!
Posted by: Heinz Doofenschmirz at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (SHEUw)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
You know, it's odd. THIS does not bother me at all. Trump will do all right and it will be declared a tie. It is not like the old days when Reagan would flatten a little shrimp and we would all laugh and it would be on TV.
What worries me is election day- and what comes after.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (cI3Q7)
I mean, there has to be something wrong with the critter, right? they're just too cute.
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (emxxF)
Oh definitely Bill. He was quiet the rape artist......what?
Posted by: Joke Biden at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned but now is grateful for a new IP address. I mean ACE for at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (qdETu)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (+BIkH)
That sums it up nicely.
Eyes read some vapid headline.
Brain ways, who fucking cares????
Too late.
*Nelson Laff*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (pmcmT)
That's the question.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM
Quite.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (rBtIz)
You know one of the questions is going to be to Trump and if he will vow to have a peaceful transition of power.
He should respond...
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"... The same peaceful transition I was given."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (mht8P)
I'm actually too nervous to watch.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Me too. The last couple days have been rough. I'm going to stay here and let others do the heavy lifting tonight. I'll learn about it better secondhand here, anyway.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
I'm almost there. I may end up watching via the comments. But I am also afraid I may end up missing a historic gaffe happen like.
I kind of think Biden might do Ok, given the very low expectations.
Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Chinese Wet Market. at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (SWbVS)
Trump smiles and winks at the crowd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (pmcmT)
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And poisonous.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (YWy5z)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (LcEaB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (mht8P)
He'll answer "Snoop Diggety Dawg !"
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jmel at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (8Jtuv)
Relax. Trump singlehandedly destroyed both parties as we knew them. And he did it systematically. This is a dawdle for him. Sit back and enjoy. You will NEVER see anyone like this again.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (uEbPt)
Gee I wonder why?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (GXBRY)
You know one of the questions is going to be to Trump and if he will vow to have a peaceful transition of power.
He should respond...
"Are you referring to the peaceful transition accorded to me thus far by that drunken, cackling She Beast whose ass I kicked back in 2016? What strikes you as having been peaceful and ordinary about what happened?
And now: FYNQ."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (pNxlR)
Funnel-web
Blue-ringed octopus
Tai-pan
Tiger snake
and a Box Jellyfish
Stonefish
And the poison thing that lives in a shell and spikes you when you pick it up!
Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (YWy5z)
You forgot:
Brown snake
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)
You mean after my second term is over?
Posted by: DJT at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (l3+k2)
I mean, there has to be something wrong with the critter, right? they're just too cute.
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM
They can stiffen their tails to shiv people with.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Check your texts for video of Croaky Pterodactyl Cat. He sounds like he's been up all night screaming and smoking Luckies.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jmel at September 29, 2020 08:06 PM (8Jtuv)
I'm really not worried about this. Trump is crafty.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC) "
Have a drink or five. Then you'll be like me IDGAF.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (LcEaB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (mht8P
That's good! I likey
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
I'm almost there. I may end up watching via the comments. But I am also afraid I may end up missing a historic gaffe happen like.
I kind of think Biden might do Ok, given the very low expectations.
Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (9hauA)
Same. I may just have to read the comments. I can't sit at my laptop to comment because WiFi suddenly sucks.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (DLzZd)
Quokkas Are Chokkas
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 08:19 PM (pNxlR)
Brown snake
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)
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I think that's in the second verse of the song.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (YWy5z)
If he can avoid fucking up three or more well-rehearsed "jokes" and pre-written attacks, then he won't lose much if any polling ground.
Doubtful, but if he can get through the entire evening without incomprehensibly rearranging sentences on the fly, then that's probably enough to count as a solid win.
But three or more video clip worthy stumbles that can be pieced together into a 30s Twitter meme tonight? Then it will be a very, very long two weeks until the next presidential debate.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (YWy5z)
Well yes. There is that. The makes have poisonous back claws to defend themselves and their family. I mean ya know for defense.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: WTP at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (95axh)
You have been eaten by a Quoll...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 29, 2020 08:15 PM (SHEUw)
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Oregon Trail is harder than I had remembered...
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (+3rQF)
I'm gonna go watch a dumb movie.
'Night, Horde. God bless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (x8Wzq)
TatatatatatatatatataTA tisssshhhhh.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (pmcmT)
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (nbCPX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUgGVW4NgQk
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (GXBRY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 29, 2020 08:14 PM (4RcDR)
Yeah. I hope he's actually preparing. I saw a Fox clip with the press secretary, and she said he was. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: passing thru at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (U1Wed)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (KAi1n)
I don't know if I can watch. Someone talk me off the ledge.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (pmcmT)
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The thing with platypus venom is that you don't die (usually). You just wish you could.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (YWy5z)
Western Australia is cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (emxxF)
May God protect and inspire DJT and cause Biden to babble incoherently, wet his pants, and use the N word.
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (11H2y)
As long as Biden speaks in complete sentences they'll declare him the winner.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 08:22 PM (LcEaB)
He's got this.
Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 08:22 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2020 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (pmcmT)
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And poisonous.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (YWy5z)
Almost killed Stephen Maturin...
Posted by: Lucky Jack Aubrey at September 29, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (pmcmT)
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM
The quokkas are inside the wire.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (YWy5z)
It seems there is much platypus knowledge in this group. Excellent.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (KAi1n)
Meghan and Hapless Harry are going to do a reality series for Netflix. Royal Kardasshians.
This is a straight-up violation of the Megxit Accord, and the Queen will have to do something. I hope she strips them of their titles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (rCwaK)
"Lets do the Time Warp Again"
"Let the bodies hit hte floor"
"The Reflex"
"Relax"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (dw/If)
I'm gonna go watch a dumb movie.
'Night, Horde. God bless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (x8Wzq)
That...makes a lot of sense, actually.
Gladiator's on AMC, maybe I'll just watch that and find out what happened later.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (pxDdN)
First two episodes of season two, and yeah, she was well promoted as a new hire during the usual summer promotional gossip. They pulled the plug on her character without remorse nor pity. Brutal, but funny.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (+WWsf)
Trump smiles and winks at the crowd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF)
*Looks at all the stuff released the last two days*
Pretty sure the FBI is not on Trump's side on anything, as they chose the other side.
And frankly at this point, to paraphrase, if the FBI stormed Hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil.
Though I imagine most will end up there eventually. Even the "99.9%" of good ones, or whatever bullshit number Hannity was pushing is.
Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Trump has dealt at length with a hostile press for years. He's always having pressers. How often did the Idiot God have them?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)
President Trump is in the building !!
https://tinyurl.com/pk7xwt5
Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned but now is grateful for a new IP address. I mean ACE for at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (qdETu)
Posted by: Fozzie Bear and Pac-Man at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (udsY9)
While the venom's effects are described as excruciatingly painful, it is not lethal to humans.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (U9HLk)
Do they realize how fucking stupid they look?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:16 PM (pmcmT)
And can deliver a venomous kick via spiny spurs on their rear legs. For real. Not kidding. Look it up.
Frankly, I'm surprised the common house cat hasn't gone full Vampire or such after a few years of breeding in the Aussie outback. Just a matter of time though, before Fluffy the Australian Kitty goes through a busy mall like Achmed on a Semtex Bender.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (9hauA)
You *hope* Trump is preparing, Chick!? Come on you know better. Trump wants to beat these jackals within an inch of their worthless lives. They've tried to destroy his family.
Plus he always does what needs to be done. And he's smarter and shrewder than most of our enemies combined. Sit back and enjoy!!!!
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2020 08:22
This. The guy fights. And he's had four years of practice. Biden has been a grifter his entire life.
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (QCwsj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (emxxF)
Notice Biden never really talks about the agenda.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (LcEaB)
"Lets do the Time Warp Again"
"Let the bodies hit hte floor"
"The Reflex"
"Relax"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM
1-877-Kars 4 Kids.....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
A puddle of platypodes
That's it. I can't find one for quokkas or quolls. Sorry. I think "puddle" is really good, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
Tucker update: Gropin' Joe has not shown up yet. They're still pumping him full of drugs. He's going to be higher than Keith Richards when he hits the stage.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (nbCPX)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
On my second vodka. I expect to laugh throughout the debate.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (DKSPV)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (bGrv1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (mht8P)
I'm not worried about him. I'm worried about Biden overperforming simply by appearing sentient.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (MVjcR)
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So, kind of like Cliff Booth dealing with Leslie Van Houten?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (YWy5z)
We have also introduced the xylophone to nature videos around the globe and you can see how successful that has been.
For all your Quokka and Quoll needs go to shreddedanimals.com and see what we have available in your area.
For all your soothing, xylophone needs, just call Billy. --He's our Xylophone Guy.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (U9HLk)
Stealin' my trick eh???
Posted by: Le Chiffre at September 29, 2020 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (AHq56)
Hell, they're reveling in it. Like dressing for Oscars night.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (KAi1n)
The last 45 minutes tonight should be particularly interesting.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (FvW9c)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (LcEaB)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (emxxF)
I feel bad for Cindy, she clearly misses John.
I hope they are reunited soon.
Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (Ojki1)
I'll probably be comment-watching the debates. I really can't listen to politicians speak. So, probably dive into season 2 of Cobra Kai. Really enjoyed season 1.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (uEbPt)
thanks for the reassurance. And you're right. worrying accomplishes nothing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:24 PM (9hauA)
---Chique, I got to cradle a meerkat in South Africa. Cutest, sweetest thing ever. He had been an illegal pet for nine years in a home in Cape Town.
I still want one.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (+WWsf)
She was a bit wooden and was obviously supposed to be a audience vehicle to explain the ... in depth lore of the show. Plus, I am betting the shippers had the long knives out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (cI3Q7)
I don't know if I can watch. Someone talk me off the ledge.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (pxDdN)
It's possible he gets through the debate looking normal. The problem is, either they go back to his current schedule - so Trump trolls them even more on the drugs - or, they try to have him keep up with Trump - so Biden's head explodes. Funny either way.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (KZzsI)
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So worse than a Grue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM
Depends on cuteness.
You winsome, or you Grue some
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (udsY9)
Sit back and enjoy the show.
Posted by: ghost of kari at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (Z4LGO)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (pB6Gt)
"Ahem!"
- - Michelle Fields
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (s2VJv)
These
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: IC at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (cc2w+)
Sundown,
you better take care,
cause the clock says 9
and your brain isn't there
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (emxxF)
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Sundown
You better take care
Because Trump's gonna punch you
If you sniff at his hair.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (+3rQF)
He'll answer "Snoop Diggety Dawg !"
Snoop Deputy Dog
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: SFGoth
I'm going with "Army Colonel Barrett"
Posted by: Aviator at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)
That is always true, though many people (like me) seem to do it a lot. It took a long time for me to put it in the background most of the time.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (QATzS)
The last 45 minutes tonight should be particularly interesting.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (FvW9c)
True, and I don't see how Biden can last the entire 90 minutes.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (dw/If)
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So worse than a Grue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM
Eaten is eaten, other than by a Sarlacc.
Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (11H2y)
"That's the easiest I'm going to be on you tonight, Joe," Trump says.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (BM2fS)
I hope they are reunited soon.
Posted by: Bete at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (Ojki1)
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Well, Granny Cindy has a new granddaughter. Meggie Mac birthed Liberty Sage McCain Domenech yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
Tucker says Joe hasn't arrived at the hall as of yet. Akron, Shaker
Heights, maybe Solon. Where is Joe, and have they disconnected the IV?
They'll find him wandering lost in the neighborhood in a couple of hours.
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)
You're the man Slap. I'll take a case!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (pmcmT)
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So worse than a Grue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM
How does it compare to being eaten by a Sarlacc?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (pxDdN)
Remember Rita X from Detroit, a Farrakan devotee, who referred to Colin Colonel Powell, Chairman of the Staff Chiefs of Joint.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (rCwaK)
you better take care,
cause the clock says 9
and your brain isn't there
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:21 PM (emxxF)
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Sundown
You better take care
Because Trump's gonna punch you
If you sniff at his hair.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (+3rQF
Sundown,
You better take care
Cause you may take a pee
Live on the air
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (udsY9)
Posted by: n8sebaka at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (kpIz4)
We've almost ready to watch PDT take on the world!
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Well, Granny Cindy has a new granddaughter. Meggie Mac birthed Liberty Sage McCain Domenech yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
Sounds like a recipe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (gtatv)
Tucker says Joe hasn't arrived at the hall as of yet. Akron, Shaker
Heights, maybe Solon. Where is Joe, and have they disconnected the IV?
They'll find him wandering lost in the neighborhood in a couple of hours.
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
He's at the Mad Hatter...
Yeah, I'm old!
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (9hauA)
That is always true, though many people (like me) seem to do it a lot. It took a long time for me to put it in the background most of the time.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:29 PM (QATzS)
It's weird. I am the opposite of a worrier (I don't worry even when a little worrying may be prudent ), but for some person I was nervous. But other commenters have set me at ease.
It's all in God's hands anyway.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (3tgnk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-IokW0LbwQ
I think Ted Cruz is a guest, with his squeaky voice and irritating stutter.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (BM2fS)
Heights, maybe Solon. Where is Joe, and have they disconnected the IV?
They'll find him wandering lost in the neighborhood in a couple of hours.
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM
Silver Alert!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (rBtIz)
Biden has been slithering around Washington for 47 years. That needs to be driven home.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (LcEaB)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (AHq56)
Tucker says Joe hasn't arrived at the hall as of yet. Akron, Shaker
Heights, maybe Solon. Where is Joe, and have they disconnected the IV?
They'll find him wandering lost in the neighborhood in a couple of hours.
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
He's in Parma, looking for Drew Carey and that fun crew of his, maybe shoot some pool in the backyard.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (QATzS)
Well, Granny Cindy has a new granddaughter. Meggie Mac birthed Liberty Sage McCain Domenech yesterday.
**
It's a cinch the kid's not going to go hungry.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (U9HLk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (haWye)
Tucker says Joe hasn't arrived at the hall as of yet. Akron, Shaker
Heights, maybe Solon. Where is Joe, and have they disconnected the IV?
They'll find him wandering lost in the neighborhood in a couple of hours.
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
------------------------------------
"I just got a little turned around looking for that big arch everyone talks about. I love Topeka!"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:28 PM (QATzS)
This. If Biden doesn't have a brown or yellow splotch on his pants at the conclusion, he will be hailed as the second Cicero. It would be a bonus if he sundowned a time or two but it is just as likely he won't and will stumble along.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (4I/L6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (haWye)
Marvin Gaye. 1974. Junior High...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (s2VJv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-IokW0LbwQ
I think Ted Cruz is a guest, with his squeaky voice and irritating stutter.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (BM2fS
I'll go back and watch it but they will talk all over the debate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (emxxF)
https://youtu.be/XAESlpT4yvg
(Figure someone's already done this, so, spoiler:
It's that MASH bit with pre-Col.Potter Harry Morgan)
Posted by: mindful webworker - getting the popcorn ready at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (fzLlD)
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (PwKhf)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (udsY9)
Hippo and baby are doing well and resting comfortably.
Posted by: Hospital Spokesguy at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned but now is grateful for a new IP address. I mean ACE for at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (qdETu)
Speaking of that if youre nervous about the debate do yourself a favor and listen to Sails of Charon.
That song got me thru 2016
Posted by: 30330 Joe at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (Lu2/c)
You recall how he made the RubioBot 3000 sputter and burn out?
Not one of the other veteran politicians were able to do that
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (+BIkH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (pmcmT)
There's a video with its head up Judge Napolitano's ass...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (s2VJv)
It's entirely possible his handlers have coached him into being tougher and more masculine than Trump.
I dunno, but for some reason, I just can't imagine Biden going slow, predictable, and normal tonight, but we shall soon see.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (+WWsf)
Biden's problem is that he thinks he has to answer that with some kind of hip modern reference cause he's the cool grandpa who drives the sports car. The right answer is "I don't really listen to rap much, I'm more a bluegrass/country/Sinatra/ something like that fella."
People appreciate someone who is honest and true to themselves a lot more than someone who poses like Kamala.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:27 PM (pB6Gt)
"Ahem!"
- - Michelle Fields
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Let me rephrase that:
Just think of the poor fuckerette who plays Biden in Trump's debate practice.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (pB6Gt)
It's a cinch the kid's not going to go hungry.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (U9HLk)
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but if someone misses a grocery delivery, the kid might get eaten.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (4a9Vv)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned but now is grateful for a new IP address. I mean ACE for at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (qdETu)
Wait, Trump agreed to give him breaks?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (BM2fS)
https://youtu.be/XAESlpT4yvg
(Figure someone's already done this, so, spoiler:
It's that MASH bit with pre-Col.Potter Harry Morgan)
Posted by: mindful webworker - getting the popcorn ready at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (fzLlD)
--------------------------
Think he's going to ask Chris Wallace for a number?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC)
-> That's pretty Reaganesque.
I think Trump is going to spend a lot of time talking about the coup attempt tho
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (pmcmT)
He was wandering the bowels of Terminal City, found mumbling:
I love trains, trolleys, rapids...can I stay a while???
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (s2VJv)
Your lawn looks magnificent from the sidewalk
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (/6GbT)
It's entirely possible his handlers have coached him into being tougher and more masculine than Trump.
I dunno, but for some reason, I just can't imagine Biden going slow, predictable, and normal tonight, but we shall soon see.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (+WWsf)
Biden has dementia, is pushing 80, has had his circadian rhythm messed up, is jacked up on adderall, prednisone and crystal meth and now has to go up against Trump. On live national TV.
Not going to go well no matter how he was coached.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (9hauA)
{{{Chique}}}
I keep trying to focus on this, and it seems to help!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (YWy5z)
What no hyphen?
At least she wedged the food reference in there. I'm sure little James Parsley Hambone Maverick is careful to stay away from her mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)
Trump thrives on this stuff. He'll be polite unless Joe throws a punch at him.
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:23 PM (+ya+t)
___________
Does Biden still have Secret Service protection as an ex-VP? If he threw a punch, would Trump's SS agents fire at Biden ... and would Biden's agents fire at Biden also?
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (evxBY)
Biden Surprised at Debate
Appeared lucid and ready
Answers are immediate and thoughtful
Biden Rocks Trump
Sends Trump Team Scrambling.
What really happened:
Biden answers first three questions
1. yes
2. no
3. Hey man, I've always supported those guys. You know. Them. The responders. The first ones and the second ones too.
Biden wins.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (axyOa)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (HnUoF)
Haha. I expect some Adderall.
Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (BRkq2)
Like I said earlier, if the world wanted a fair fight, they should have brought more guys.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (s2VJv)
Your lawn looks magnificent from the sidewalk
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (/6GbT
Snort
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (emxxF)
This man wants to be the leader o he Free World and he can't stay up for longer than six hours, much less he cogent? WTF?
This isn't a joke. These people are seriously trying to get that man into the Presidency. The attitude of low expectations is appalling.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 08:17 PM (mht8P
That's good! I likey
____________
Yeah, he could say "I pledge that I won't pull what you and Obama did when I won in 2016 and try to stage a coup using bullshit made-up criminal charges against members of the new incoming cabinet, like you and Obama did to me and Mike Flynn!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (k4dH2)
a. Demosthenes
b. Cicero
c. Lincoln
d. Churchill
We await the decision.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (zJ7J0)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM
Adderall.
Posted by: endorsed by most every college student cramming for a final at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (3GzTP)
He has Secret Service protection as a Presidential candidate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (I2/tG)
She is absolutely, resolutely, determinedly stupid, utterly incapable of drawing a straight line between her decisions and the results in her life. I gave up trying to rescue her. Now I visit her to catch up on Netflix and spend time with her dogs and when I need to get out of town.
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (11H2y)
it's so weird. I've never seen anything like this
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (s2VJv)
Your lawn looks magnificent from the sidewalk
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (/6GbT
Snort
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (emxxF)
I don't get it. Mostly because I never had lawns growing up in an apartment building.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (ySQBZ)
Put this just before noodie call in cuties thread so few saw it.
AtC's NYT tweets made the X22 Report.
Episode 2288b
Utube
937K subscribers.
290+K views at that time.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (vjaj9)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC)
"It's in your blood, boy! Not that I mean boy, because you ain't black. You know, the thing."
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (zJ7J0)
Too late to cancel now...
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (BgMrQ)
performance to, especially the brutal third degree they will say Wallace
put him through?
a. Demosthenes
b. Cicero
c. Lincoln
d. Churchill
We await the decision.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (7X3UV)
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the Marx Brothers...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (zJ7J0)
I have 500 that says Biden will be doing the Nadless shuffle on his way to the first break.
Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned but now is
grateful for a new IP address. I mean ACE for at September 29, 2020
08:34 PM (qdETu)
Nope, He will be bouncing and smiling, looking vigorous as he heads off stage until Donald Trump stops him and points to where Joe is supposed to exit the stage.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (QATzS)
Adderall with Underalls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (s2VJv)
Okay, okay, enough with the cutesy animals for a bit. How's about some videos of the cutesy animals savaging their human friends for us savages ???
Posted by: 11B40 at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 29, 2020 08:33 PM (puu6v)
---------
Third Cicero. Third.
Obama was the second.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (HhaYz)
You better take care
Cause you may take a pee
Live on the air
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:31 PM (emxxF)
Probably better than the Nadler Shart.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: f'd at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (ZJYN1)
1960? Handsome JFK vs 5 oclock shadow Nixon? JFK still needed some Chicago vote boxes to win.
1976? Ford's gaffes? Ford was way down even before he screwed the pooch in the debates - and he still came back to almost win
1980? There you go again? Nope, Reagan was winning that election no matter what.
1988? Dukakis and whether he'd support the death penalty for someone who killed his wife? Nope, Reagan 3rd term was winning no matter what.
2012? Mitt could've gone full Hulk Hogan on Obama in the last 2 debates. Wasn't gonna change the fact that Reagan democrats were gonna sit out the election again (as with every election from 92 until Trump).
Debates are fun to obsess about, but they ultimately mean nothing.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (O6DoG)
Not going to go well no matter how he was coached.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (s2VJv)
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I suspect all the "lids" may have been (in part) because his owners have had Biden sleeping all day and getting up "first thing in the morning" at debate time for a while.
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (BRkq2)
**
Very true. And literally no one, including his wife, even cares a whit that this could very well send him off into the sweet by-and-by.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (U9HLk)
Yeah, no. That's a metaphysical impossibility.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (v16oJ)
a. Demosthenes
b. Cicero
c. Lincoln
d. Churchill
We await the decision.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (7X3UV)
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e. Gaius Little-boot
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (YWy5z)
A vulnerability.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (r+sAi)
The Biden Campaign *wrote* the questions.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (uEbPt)
COLLECTIVE NOUN ROUNDUP:
A puddle of platypodes
That's it. I can't find one for quokkas or quolls. Sorry. I think "puddle" is really good, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
_________
A quantum of quokkas and a quorum of quolls?
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)
Teej,
I hit the horde with that last night and again this afternoon when Alex was on a thread.
Pretty cool it was.
Not enough of the Horde caught onto X22. Shame...
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)
performance to, especially the brutal third degree they will say Wallace
put him through?
a. Demosthenes
b. Cicero
c. Lincoln
d. Churchill
We await the decision.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (7X3UV)
---
the Marx Brothers...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (zJ7J0)
They aren't smart enough to pronounce Demosthenes. They don't know who Cicero was. Churchill was an icky white supremacist, so that leave Lincoln. But 2/3 of them think that's a nice car.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: banned at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (OPayt)
Posted by: Joey B sniffin at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Supernatural chick at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (Mx87A)
performance to, especially the brutal third degree they will say Wallace
put him through?
a. Demosthenes
b. Cicero
c. Lincoln
d. Churchill
__________________
Lincoln, because none of those 26-year old know-nothings have ever heard of the other three.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (k4dH2)
-> Biden has a tendency of physically challenging people who push him. We'll see...he's probably been prepped to be "tough"
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (4RcDR)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM
Adderall.
Yep and Adderall makes focusing easier. It's a stimulant so it's an upper. Reverse of scattered.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (ySQBZ)
There are no breaks. Ninety minutes straight.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (I2/tG)
Biden has been hiding in the basement.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (l3+k2)
Demosthenes was Telly Savalas brother, aka George.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:35 PM (HnUoF)"
Amateur? I'm Roberto Duran, motherfucker.
(I agree, though - a benzo would help him a lot more than methamphetamines)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (icI8A)
Whom will the media most often compare Biden's performance to,
especially the brutal third degree they will say Wallace put him
through?
a. Demosthenes
b. Cicero
c. Lincoln
d. Churchill
We await the decision.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (7X3UV)
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e. Gaius Little-boot
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:40 PM (YWy5z)
_____________
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (udsY9)
Thanks for the backup.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (DLzZd)
----------
They may not have turned it but they certainly helped Trump in 2016. According to the "polls", lots of late deciders broke for him. They didn't do it by osmosis.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (11H2y)
~~~~~
It's so frustrating, isn't it?
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (BRkq2)
Has a debate ever actually turned an election?
I think this could be the exception that proves the rule. Right now, I think there are a lot of people on the left who want to be reassured that Biden isn't as damaged as he seems. IF Biden screws up as badly as he might, many of those people will sadly conclude that Trump is the only real option.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: a scotsman in a kilt going 'regimental' at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (an7Mv)
I do not give a red damn if Trump shows up to the debate slurring and stumbling drunk to drop trou and take a steamy runny shit on the stage as a reply to one of Wallace's questions...
I'm still gonna fucking vote for Trump over Biden.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (O6DoG)
Yeah, but you missed the entertainment value. This is probably going to be better than sportsball. Download your bingo card from the Bee and pour yourself a libation and let's get to this.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (/hJMz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (U2p+3)
Biden as President would be like a beard for the real masters, he'll never be the "working" President.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (ySQBZ)
Not going to go well no matter how he was coached.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:37 PM (s2VJv)
Okay, but what if he wears sunglasses? Didn't think of that, did you?
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (dOV9E)
I love Cleveland and Cleavelanders! I love their favorite dish of Quokkas and Quakers. Its quintessential qwispy thingys.
Posted by: Joey B sniffin at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (pmcmT)
_________
"Thank you, Cleveland! I love being here tonight in Idaho ..."
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM
Amen
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (4RcDR)
And Trump will stand there like a president and make him look like the caricature of Trump that he is.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM (ySQBZ)
Can you develop a tolerance for it though? 'Cause I'm thinking they must have fed Joe a dump truck full of Adderall over the past 6 months.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HabA/)
Biden has been hiding in the basement.
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They will pump Biden with everything they've got !
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM
What am I, Dust in the Wind?
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (dOV9E)
_________
With built-in teleprompter. Google Glass FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (BRkq2)
Even in Biden were not sundowning and relatively with it, Trump will not allow him or Chris Wallace to fuck with him.
And look at whatever staged appearances Biden had over the past few months. He was not all there in any of them. If he doesn't fuck up, it'll be a miracle. And you know he is going to go on the attack and that will not end well for him given his mind is not all there. Rested or not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (s2VJv)
I think Ted Cruz is a guest, with his squeaky voice and irritating stutter.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (BM2fS
Awww. I really like Ted Cruz.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)
That would be a huge mistake, but no, Jill Biden let the game slip early on.
They are trying to present him as "more presidential" so they want him to seem calm, patient, and knowing, while trying to needle Trump into saying crazy stuff or acting stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (oVJmc)
Meghan and Harry take care of their son a lot like Obama took care of his dog.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (JKNZq)
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Wait, they're cannibals?
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (4a9Vv)
Even if you think you've re-set the circadian rhythms, you need to test it under fire, and I don't think they can risk doing it more than once.
No, I don't think they've attempted something like that.
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (BgMrQ)
448 Not watching
You guys better bring your A game.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (ySQBZ)
My devices are charged. I'm one sheet into the wind. My snark is rested and ready to go!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (I2/tG)
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Yeah but they think the statues are in Kentucky where the horse race is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (QPbAP)
And he'll piss it all over the stage in the first 30 minutes because he's a spastic bukkake puppet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (dw/If)
They will pump Biden with everything they've got !
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Medicated, demented, nervous and angry is no way to go on live TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:38 PM (11H2y)
~~~~~
It's so frustrating, isn't it?
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2020 08:42 PM (sGotD
Is she hot? Asking for a friend.
)
Posted by: Banned at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (OPayt)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (FvW9c)
Posted by: ShainS
Or at each other? I hadn't thought of the possibility that the debate could turn into a Secret Service Civil Shootin' War, bullets flying everywhere.
"Honey! We're gonna need twice as much popcorn!"
Posted by: mindful webworker - getting the popcorn ready at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (fzLlD)
"I prefer it in her hair but it takes more product to get the right hit, and the budget is tight after Jill's last shopping trip"
--Joe "fingers" Biden
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (KZzsI)
There are no breaks. Ninety minutes straight.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:41 PM
is someone making book? I gots $17.59 what says Joe flames out in the 23rd minute
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (Bbafg)
Joe Biden: I love to be in Chicago. I know you love your football team. The Yankees are my favorite team too. I hope they win the Stanley Plate this year.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 08:46 PM (nbCPX)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Wings are almost done, beer is cold. Card is out. Lets rumble. Going to watch on CSPAN to avoid the crap.
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (QCwsj)
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HabA/)
I'm guessing they gave it to him, sparingly. They are saving the "Celene Really Needs To Sing Tonight" stuff for Special Occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (Ckg4U)
I'd bet that right now CNN and MSNBC are making sure that their
"technical difficulties" image is ready to go on screen the moment Biden
begins to pass out.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv)
_________
They have it integrated with the fire suppression sprinkler system and lights.
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (/hJMz)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joey B sniffin at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: eleven
Marciano? Yeah, a while ago.
Posted by: weft cut-loop"
The bastards.
Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Supernatural chick at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (Mx87A)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ya know, there aren't a lot of places you can go to hear women talk like that.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:43 PM (dOV9E)
Google Glasses. Teleprompter in disguise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (HnUoF)
This blog is so educational.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (QCwsj)
I was thinking of not listening and watching CNN on mute just to laugh at the chyrons they shit out.
Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
Which would count as the biggest underestimation since Stonehenge at Spinal Tap.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)
The telltale crinkle of Depends
Biden reaching into his pocket, or other "activating the implanted radio" tells, especially after a hard question.
The Nadler "surprised expression followed by waddle" move
Those are pretty different from the usual debate points, but that's where we are.
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (dOV9E)
I kind of want to zone out during the debate and be pleasantly surprised. But I won't.
Off to the wet bar I go
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (pB6Gt)
They will pump Biden with everything they've got !
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Goes onstage like those early robocop versions only to dramatically flail and fail.
Posted by: banned at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (OPayt)
MLK.
"And Trump sure reminded me of some moments in The Handmaiden's Tale
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (BRkq2)
And he'll piss it all over the stage in the first 30 minutes because he's a spastic bukkake puppet.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ya know, there aren't a lot of places you can go to hear women talk like that.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (v16oJ)
Not for free.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (YWy5z)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (4a9Vv)
browndog-
Thanks for doing that.
Yep, shame but, not surprising really.
You might also like Redpill 78 and IPOT - In Pursuit of Truth.
The latter has a great documentary - WeatherMen
And yeah, they're still trying for all the power they can get.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (vjaj9)
Tiger quoll don't give a shit about Honey Badger
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 29, 2020 08:39 PM (O6DoG)
I don't know. I think there are a whole lot of Americans unaware of Biden's cognitive decline. If it's very obvious during the debate, it could change things.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:49 PM (3tgnk)
"The president believes I'm going to cheat and have implanted on me, or tucked into my clothes, numerous electronic devices. This is untrue. And to prove it, I'm going to strip naked, right here in front of you all..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: weew at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (11H2y)
The Nadler sidle. Looking forward to it.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (v16oJ)
Google's had several months to develop an updated pair for Joe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (O+AcM)
No gol-dang cracker croaker is gon' agon a naga baggle bogle!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
Which would count as the biggest underestimation since Stonehenge at Spinal Tap.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)
What if we fixed the choreography? So they won't trod upon it?
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Supernatural chick at September 29, 2020 08:47 PM (Mx87A)
Over under on the 1k post Nood count?
I'm guessing three but four seems likely.
Poor ONT
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (emxxF)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
*note* I am not saying he leaves the stage for his bathroom break...
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (CqHIp)
And he'll piss it all over the stage in the first 30 minutes because he's a spastic bukkake puppet.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Looks like we have found our second-term press secretary!
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Banned at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (OPayt)
No, I don't think so. But it is a stimulant and prob not good for someone with brain bleeds. If he's not ADHD it will make him jittery and skinny.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Google's had several months to develop an updated pair for Joe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 08:50 PM (I2/tG)
I have never seen him wear glasses. That would be a tell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
C'mon man, they all died of the Rona.
Posted by: Slo Joe at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: lizabth at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (L3Rsz)
So are those partisan frauds at the League of Women Voters no longer part of the Commission on Presidential Debates?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)
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Are his SS detail females? Because we know he has a long history of doing that in front of them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (vMCab)
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wW1lY5jFNcQ
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned but now is grateful for a new IP address. I mean ACE for at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (qdETu)
never in my life would I have guessed...yet here we are.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
The thing is, Biden has always had a temper and he flies off the handle easily. So it might not be that hard to goad him into a rage.
Remember Biden debating Ryan? Biden laughed and smirked and interupted. I don't think Biden has it in him to pull that off again without looking, well, senile.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (iTXRQ)
never in my life would I have guessed...yet here we are.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (LIhNq)
Who gets to judge who won?
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (DKSPV)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (AiZBA)
I saw Spastic Bukkake Puppets open for the Ramones at CBGB in '78.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HabA/)
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There is. But you would have to have been on it for quite a while. Say, at least a year perhaps.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (t+7Up)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (k1SXT)
He looked even scarier than Kamala did a couple of weeks before her official unveiling as veep.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (lgiXo)
I heard Bill Richardson had sex for money with both Judge Andrew Napolitano and a quokaa.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (lg/F7)
Snoozer.
Posted by: Guy what banged an octopus on Netflix at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (O+AcM)
Really? I never got that vibe from him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (HabA/)
I heard Bill Richardson had sex for money with both Judge Andrew Napolitano and a quokaa.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (lg/F7)
Used some poor innocent quokka's pouch like a Fleshlight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: weew at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (dNzKv)
And I can use punctuation! Eat it hamsters!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (IYHxL)
Well, and I don't think Joey Fingers can pull it off for 90 minutes. I think he'll be okay at first, boring and slow talking and slipping in lies about Trump's family etc, but in time he'll either become tedious and seem sleepy, or get mean, or worse, begin to get really confused and get that "I don't even remember my own name" sad old man look on his face.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (pB6Gt)
Remember Biden debating Ryan? Biden laughed and smirked and interupted. I don't think Biden has it in him to pull that off again without looking, well, senile.
Trump won't hesitate to call it out, either.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (icI8A)
It's an academic setting. Everyone wants their turn to drone on the stage.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E)
Jinkies! Professor Hyde-White!
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (dw/If)
120 billion viewers !
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
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Half are being forced to watch in China while sending donations to Beijing Biden.
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (sb+Cg)
336 Lets get it on!
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (haWye)
Marvin Gaye. 1974. Junior High...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:34 PM (s2VJv)
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Let's get it up!
Kamala Harris, 1994. Willie's office...
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (+3rQF)
I heard Bill Richardson had sex for money with both Judge Andrew Napolitano and a quokaa.
You don't know the half of it
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
No Backs
Moose out front shoulda told ya
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Not for long, no. I don't think he has it in him any more. But he still gets really aggressive and intense when questioned on certain topics and its easy to trigger that, which blows the whole "presidential" thing by making him look like the little man on stage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (KZzsI)
I think that's what happened to his eye.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Supernatural chick at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (Mx87A)
Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (evxBY)
Google's had several months to develop an updated pair for Joe.
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They could give him one of those clear plastic 'rona face masks that has a hidden screen in it.
Then he could say he wanted to make sure he was not spreading any germs to Trump, since he's over 65 and overweight and therefore in a high-risk category for the covid. He could have scored two points with one cheat device!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (nbCPX)
Looks like something Mick Jagger would have worn on UK Tour 1971...
And...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? ???
Paul Ryan's FOX has FUCKING DONNA BRAZILE HOSTING A FUCKING DEBATE???
OMG. This is beyond parody.
FUCK FOX. Watching on RSBN.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (dOV9E)
Lot of them are big Bulwark fans. Crazy
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Yeah, tiny little heads-up display in contact lenses, feeding him the teleprompter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Jaimo at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (EVJ0V)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (k1SXT)
It's a backhanded swipe at Trump.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA, Snark Unlimited at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 08:32 PM (QATzS)"
True story-
Born into a NE Ohio family with a two tour combat veteran in Vietnam father, with a grandfather who saw combat against the Germans in France, and all the other adult males hunter, i began my shooting lessons at five. Did better than fair.
A few years later, for three summers I attended a YMCA affiliated summer camp, which had the competency to hire reservists from the Armed Forces as counsellors. One of whom was, you guessed it- future commedian and television Drew Carey. He was a really jovial guy, even when still buff and in the mindset. And in his acting responsibilities as activity guide, was one of my (relative, at the time) later shooting instructors.
Fast forward a decade and a half. Wife and I, having done the late rush for TPIR seats at the end of Barker's run, figured that we'd give Mr. Carey a few years to get the rhythm down and be comfortable before going again. When we did, and were in the lineup speaking with producers (for contestant selection), you can imagine the wide eyed glance I received upon telling our questioner that "yeah- Drew taught me how to use a firearm when I was 8".
Naturally, neither of us were selected, but during one of the set change breaks, Drew was entertaining the audience and said, "yeah, and the staff tell me I gave shooting lessons to one of you at Y-Noah, so that's pretty cool to be remembered for...".
Biden would be wise to hunt him out for a dose of humility.
Posted by: Fringe at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (vx54i)
Biden will be attacked like that ice skater.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (pB6Gt)
Scott Hamilton was asking for it, Jack.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (700n7)
I think that's what happened to his eye.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 08:55 PM (ySQBZ)
No, I missed with the damn popsicle!
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 08:51 PM (O+AcM)
Really? I never got that vibe from him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (HabA/)
Hume is just Mr. Establishment spouting conventional wisdom. He voices what people in the Beltway tell one another, and they generally hate Trump. That Hume sometimes breaks from that orthodoxy is kind of impressive even though that should be a given thing to do.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (nxdel)
It's an academic setting. Everyone wants their turn to drone on the stage.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (VikfB)
It's like a college graduation.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (DLzZd)
Donna likely have Biden the questions.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: Insomniac
I guess using the pouch is better than using the whole Quokka.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (lgiXo)
Imaginary Lover by Circadian Rhythm Section
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (ufFY8)
Biden will be attacked like that ice skater.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 08:54 PM (pB6Gt)
Scott Hamilton was asking for it, Jack.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (2N7oZ)
"I know, right"
- - Dick Button
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (dOV9E)
You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier!!!
Posted by: Perfect Biden at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: AlaBAMA, Snark Unlimited at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Jmel at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (acNWp)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Broseidon at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 08:57 PM (AFSld)
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as if Sundown Joe can remember anything besides "that thing"...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: weew at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Supernatural chick at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (Mx87A)
Posted by: Broseidon at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (rjE57)
There was fuck all else to do
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Lu2/c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Tpiay)
Posted by: Miklos, this is no-goodnik at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: weew at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (+m+uH)
Little blessings
Posted by: AlaBAMA, Snark Unlimited at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)
Also he has a new book....
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 08:58 PM (3tgnk)
What's he up to, "Killing Inigo Montoya's Father?"
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (CqHIp)
Also he has a new book....
Posted by: deplorable unperson"
Well of course he does.
Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: weew at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bela Lugosi at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Fringe at September 29, 2020 08:56 PM (vx54i)"
Never met Drew but I've heard he's a stand up guy that truly does love Cleveland and wants it to be better.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (icI8A)
Top.
Men.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:59 PM (KZzsI)
I think it's only on Cspan. I switched to Fox and you can hear him.
Oh NOW...Cspan turns the sound on.
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (QCwsj)
Who wants to see an audience full of face diapers.
Posted by: Boots at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 09:00 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Supernatural chick at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (Mx87A)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Broseidon at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (Tpiay)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (dw/If)
That's why the ear bud is there...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 09:01 PM (AFSld)
My hubs put $20 on Trump saying Sleepy Joe before he says Crazy Nancy. Stuff like that. Not necessarily who won but what happens.
There's a line on whether or not Joe finishes the debate or has to quit.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 29, 2020 09:02 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 29, 2020 09:02 PM (af5xa)
The DNC operatives are sabotaging things just in case Joey does go off the rails
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 09:02 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
The thing is, Biden has always had a temper and he flies off the handle easily. So it might not be that hard to goad him into a rage.
Remember Biden debating Ryan? Biden laughed and smirked and interupted. I don't think Biden has it in him to pull that off again without looking, well, senile.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 08:52 PM (HabA/)
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I think if Trump brings up Hunter, and presses a bit, Biden will snap.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2020 09:02 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: dartist at September 29, 2020 09:02 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: n8sebaka at September 29, 2020 09:03 PM (kpIz4)
Nope, I'm def not watching.
Posted by: vivi at September 29, 2020 09:05 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 09:05 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: common sense at September 29, 2020 09:09 PM (UCCfH)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 29, 2020 09:11 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 29, 2020 09:12 PM (af5xa)
Yeah I can't believe they gave her a job at all to begin with but to associate her with any debates? Inconceivable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
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