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Trump Requests That Both Candidates Have Their Ears Checked for Hidden Radios; Biden Refuses
Trump Issues Statement

Obviously.

Pictures of Biden's ear at debates show what might be a concealed radio.

In this video, Biden seems to be communicating with an unseen party when he says, in a nonsequitor, "Okay, I lost that line."

That statement only makes sense as a cue to an unseen party feeding him lines.

@WardDPatrick

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FOX News has learned new details about debate negotiations between the Biden and Trump campaigns ahead of tonight's debate: (1/3)

Pat Ward @WardDPatrick

The Trump campaign wants the Biden campaign to allow a third party to inspect the ears of the debaters for electronic devices or transmitters. The President has consented to this inspection, but Biden has not – so far. (2/3)

Biden is also demanding Brain Medicine Breaks:

@WardDPatrick


The Biden campaign requested two breaks (one every thirty minutes) during tonight's program, which was denied by their Trump counterparts, in negotiations over the last several weeks. (3/3)

And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

toddstarnes
@toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540

By the way, Sundown Joe called a lid on the day yesterday around 9:30 am.

Biden sent out his wife Jill, as usual, to campaign on his behalf, while he's sitting in the basement popping Brain Pills.

Here's an absurd picture of "Doctor" Jill Biden engaging in Social Distancing Theater.

This has got to be the stupidest and most obvious campaign "theme" I've seen.

Update: Biden's team first agreed to the inspection for electronic items, then, today, refused.

My theory: This is an attempt to get Trump to cancel the debate.

Because Biden needs to get out of the debate, but can't be seen cancelling it himself.

@ebonybowden
NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight’s debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me.

Update: Statement from the Trump campaign:

"Joe Biden's handlers several days ago agreed to a pre-debate inspection for electronic earpieces but today abruptly reversed themselves and declined. Biden's handlers have asked for multiple breaks during the debate, which President Trump doesn't need, so we have rejected that request. On top of the refusal to take a drug test, it seems pretty obvious that the Biden team is looking for any safety net they can find in the hours leading up to the debate. With his 47 years as a failed Washington politician, how much help does Biden want?"

Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:03 PM (UWqZJ)

2 Am I caller number one?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 29, 2020 12:03 PM (7RzBN)

3 Isn't Donna working for Fox now?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (emxxF)

4 Afraid it'll show his brain slug?

Let's check what his policy is on massive subsidies to the brain slug planet.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (FCQR/)

5 top five.

Posted by: The Media at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (JUOKG)

6 Got them in advance? Oh come on, Team Biden WROTE all the questions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

7 What a day thus far!

Posted by: Floridachick at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (GTzsf)

8 Are the comments here properly "distanced"? Just asking.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (0s5Fr)

9 I thought when they released the debate topics, we could safely assume Sundown got the questions.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (Oka5v)

10 We will be able to see Biden reading the responses to the questions he was fed beforehand.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (kA3Cp)

11

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540

------

Looking at you Paul "Fucking Backstabber" Ryan.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

12 Biden has been mainlining Gleemonex for days now.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (FCQR/)

13 Joe the behemoth.

Posted by: Caliban at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (QE8X6)

14 Plus, "bathroom" breaks every 30 minutes.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

15 Here's an absurd picture of "Doctor" Jill Biden engaging in Social Distancing Theater.

Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM

"Our Sacred Obligation"? WTAF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (Ez6QX)

16 Purse-mouthed Chris Wallace strikes again.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (mNhhD)

17 Thanks, Todd.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (LPMyb)

18 Ace, they are using the social distancing thing as an excuse on why there are no crowds at biden's events. And the liberals are buying it.

Posted by: The Media at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (JUOKG)

19 Flynn is gonna get cornholed again by Sullivan today, you can take that to the bank.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

20 Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance

Umm, we, "the street", are the ones who told you.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (JioHo)

21 And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

__________




"Get The F*ck Outta Here. How DARE you!" -- Donna Brazille, Fox News

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (WqPYg)

22 The hope is that Biden does ok for the first half hour, and that people start tuning out before the adderol wears off.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (kA3Cp)

23 I don't understand why anyone but Chris Wallace would know the answers in advance, so if they were leaked he
( or an aide) leaked them.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (HrMC1)

24 MasKabuki Theater.

Posted by: Mongerel at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (tcrFs)

25 Check his toofs for a transmitter.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (bTT9D)

26 Trump should pull a walkie talkie out of his coat and start cycling through the channels - "Joe can you hear me? Is it this one? How 'bout now?" Hit the page button a few times...

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (/ZYFC)

27 I don't understand why anyone but Chris Wallace would know the QUESTIONS in advance, so if they were leaked he
( or an aide) leaked them.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (HrMC1)

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (HrMC1)

28 That Jill Biden campaign pic is fantastic.

People are so fucking stupid it is to amaze.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (LPMyb)

29 3 Isn't Donna working for Fox now?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM (emxxF)
----
Yep. And Marie Harf, who just called big toe Karl Rove her good friend.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

30 Dr. Jill is in Nebraska? Do they think Joe has a chance there?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (k1SXT)

31 toddstarnes
@toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540

Of course no one would be surprised at this, but what is their source? Just out of curiosity?

Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (4pK1/)

32 Now that I'm thinking about this, of course he's been debate prepping. How else is he going to remember the answers in order? Feh.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (Oka5v)

33 The hope is that Biden does ok for the first half hour, and that people start tuning out before the adderol wears off.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (kA3Cp)

Excellent point

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (HrMC1)

34 "Ace, they are using the social distancing thing as an excuse on why there are no crowds at biden's events. And the liberals are buying it.
Posted by: The Media at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (JUOKG)"

Of course there's no crowd, everybody in Cleveland is at the Indians playoff game.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (FCQR/)

35 I feel like tonight is really pivotal, what worries me is Biden can appear lucid when the stars align for a few minutes. Still, no teleprompter and Trump throwing him off his scripted lines will be telling.

My advice to Trump would be don't appear thin-skinned and let them rattle you. I would easily say Trump's biggest flaw is he can't seem to handle the most minor insult.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (gkdnV)

36 Using their argument against Trump keeping his tax returns private, Joe Biden has something to hide.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (igvTL)

37 My ear-body, my choice.

Posted by: Broken Brain Biden at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

38 I just see an unkempt lawn. Is "Doctor" Jill trying to tell us something?

Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (14DIz)

39 The military has had hand held EMP rifles for a couple of years now to knock down drones. It would be a crying shame if one was used on Creepy Joe's head as he walked to the microphone tonight.

Posted by: Assassin6 at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (GBYzV)

40 "This has got to be the stupidest and most obvious campaign "theme" I've seen."


Missing a drum.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (bTT9D)

41 Here's an absurd picture of "Doctor" Jill Biden engaging in Social Distancing Theater.

Yeah, the whole mask-wearing/social distancing thing has pretty much degenerated into just another manifestation of prog virtue-signalling.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (JHbSi)

42 They're doing everything they can think of to drag this demented old fool across the finish line.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (mNhhD)

43 Will Slow Joe be wearing a mask?

Do they have a ventriloquist on the payroll who does a remarkable impression?


Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (UAO3g)

44 "Hope and Change" 2020 refers to Biden's mental fitness.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (v2c9/)

45 Never mind the hidden earpiece, I want to see the animatronic hardware under Joe's skin.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (XpDOS)

46 Brain medicine breaks for Biden.
What a go getter.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (7RzBN)

47 >>I feel like tonight is really pivotal


It isn't.

The stories have already been written.

Joe Biden WINS!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (LPMyb)

48 Along with allowing Fingers Biden an earpiece and advance peak at the questions, the mods will no doubt team up against Trump. It will be Trump vs. many.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (ftFVW)

49 19Tom Servo

I think that was the justification for reading Gleeson's brief into the record: he's going to sentence him. Interesting that the audio was muted when the DOJ guy Cole spoke.

Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (R0z7P)

50 People will watch longer than the first 30 minutes because Trump is a compelling presence.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (HrMC1)

51 What is even more disturbing than the fake news, the vote fraud, and the fraudulent debates, is that so many people are fine with putting a senile person in the white house.

"I wonder what that button does?" as he launches 14 ICBMs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (kA3Cp)

52 I hope Biden already got the questions:
1. He would have to memorize the answers which I think is a problem for him.
2. Trump can just change the subject. "I paid millions in taxes Joe. Can you tell me whether Hunter evaded taxes by not claiming bribes received from Ukraine, China and Russia?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (r+sAi)

53 So has Joe been declared the winner yet?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (YAsoQ)

54 27 I don't understand why anyone but Chris Wallace would know the QUESTIONS in advance, so if they were leaked he
( or an aide) leaked them.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (HrMC1)

Well, there is a *very* *remote* possibility - I know, it's unlikely, but it's possible - that Chris Wallace is just a pinch faced little puppet who does and says only what much more clever people than him tell him to do and say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

55 As I noted in the previous thread, it's not going to be so easy: a question is asked, Joe's handlers have to figure out the right answer, Joe's handlers have to transmit the answer to Joe, and Joe then has to deliver the answer. Hard to do even for someone who doesn't have cognitive problems.

Bottom line: Joe's going to be standing there for thirty seconds after every question before he answers, which is going to be really obvious.

It would make it a lot easier if he got the questions in advance, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (I2/tG)

56 "This has got to be the stupidest and most obvious campaign "theme" I've seen."


Missing a drum.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2020


*
*

Dr. Jill: "I don't wanna work, just wanna bang on the drum all day --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (Ejm1K)

57 53 So has Joe been declared the winner yet?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (YAsoQ)

Last week

Posted by: Your sycophant press at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (k1SXT)

58 Priss Wallace is probably advising the Biden handlers


I would bet that he doesn't want the event to descend into chaos and madness, so he will assure Biden's handlers that he will keep things on track and will tackle Trump physically if need be

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (iTXRQ)

59 @toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540


Todd, not only are questions known to Biden's campaign, so are Biden's answers known to Chris Wallace so he can help out if needed. Also, Trump's questions, and what Wallace thinks might be good lines of attack for Joe.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (WtXZN)

60 Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 12:07 PM (4pK1/
*********
Todd Starnes is a weird one

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (1Dmt5)

61 Well we'll know if he got the questions in advance if he starts answering out of turn. "No no, Joe, the question about Trump's taxes isn't for another 10 minutes."

He lost his place in the script, like Firesign Theater.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (FCQR/)

62 I wouldn't put it past Biden's monkeys to use a blow dart to shoot more go juice in his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

63 I picked a good day to be on Vaction and be on the Beach, We are going to see the Wild Horses in Corolla, should be fun.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (16+gn)

64 If Sullivan fucks Flynn again today, Trump should announce TONIGHT that he's pardoning him.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (HrMC1)

65 Bring some Baofen radios and start fucking with earpiece frequences.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (lLlsv)

66 Trump:

I don't know why I'm debating you, Joe. Everyone knows you won't be anything but a puppet for a China, Bernie and Kamala Harris.



Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (emxxF)

67
Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540
---
Isn't that already well- known?

We all fucking know they gave them to him weeks ago

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (aO8Gd)

68 I hope that the question leak thing gets confirmed and broadcast wide.

The "Fox is the Trump network" narrative is really dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (UWqZJ)

69 Team Trump will use a jammer of some sort. It may even be a member of Trump's security who does it.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (NKgwn)

70 Why even watch the circus tonight when we know no matter what happens, tomorrow it will be "Biden Handily Wins."

Posted by: some guy out west at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (XpDOS)

71 32 Now that I'm thinking about this, of course he's been debate prepping. How else is he going to remember the answers in order? Feh.

To scrape the barnacles off her hull!

Posted by: Fish at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (utCyu)

72 I just wanna see Donny use the crane technique on Joe


if do right, no can defend!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (iTXRQ)

73 >> We are going to see the Wild Horses in Corolla


Invasive Species!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (LPMyb)

74 I wouldn't put it past Biden's monkeys to use a blow dart to shoot more go juice in his ass.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

You rang??

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (HrMC1)

75 52 I hope Biden already got the questions:
1. He would have to memorize the answers which I think is a problem for him.
2. Trump can just change the subject. "I paid millions in taxes Joe. Can you tell me whether Hunter evaded taxes by not claiming bribes received from Ukraine, China and Russia?"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (r+sAi)

==========

"That's not in the script!"
-Chris Wallace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (UWqZJ)

76 49 19Tom Servo

I think that was the justification for reading Gleeson's brief into the record: he's going to sentence him. Interesting that the audio was muted when the DOJ guy Cole spoke.
Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (R0z7P)

It's possible; but I don't think he will, because that would take the case out of Sullivan's control and on to the next level. I think Sullivan has been ordered to keep this case in Limbo until after November 3rd, and I expect a ruling that accomplishes that. We'll see today how that prediction bears out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)

77 Chris Wallace: "Vice President Biden, how do you plan to combat the ever-increasing threat of Covid-19?"

Joe Biden: (hesitates a second) "Breaker 1-9!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (YpIxn)

78 Sweep the leg. No mercy.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (FCQR/)

79 69 Team Trump will use a jammer of some sort. It may even be a member of Trump's security who does it.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:11 PM (NKgwn)
-----

Team Trump should let AtC feed Joe his answers, or pretty much anyone here.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

80 Now they are talking about recessing for 1/2 hour to figure out how to resume the hearing as something crashed. I think they need to give Sullivan further instructions to make sure he doesn;t go wobbly. If he rules today against Flynn, everyone will know that the system is rigged. I think they need him to delay til after the election. If Trump pardons Flynn and get s achance to speak about prosecutorial abuse and how they used Flynn to sabotage his Presidency that also works in his favor.
The only thing they can do is delay so it doesn;t become a campaign issue.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (sd8p8)

81 >We are going to see the Wild Horses in Corolla, should be fun.



c'mon man- horses can't drive

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (iTXRQ)

82 I feel like tonight is really pivotal


It isn't.

The stories have already been written.


Nobody voting for Joe is watching. They'll watch CNN's talking points they should come away with.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (Gjku9)

83 According to the media Trump lost every debate with Hillary. Same thing with Biden who will be declared the winner. Won't stop him from winning the election. And if Biden has a meltdown, oh baby.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (mNhhD)

84 At an opportune moment I'd love to see Trump put the question directly to Wallace: "Did the Biden campaign get your questions in advance?"

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (FvW9c)

85 Having the questions and given the answers is not worth doodle-squat without the ability to recall said answers.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (bTT9D)

86 Dr. Jill is in Nebraska? Do they think Joe has a chance there?
---------
There is 1 EV that can be gained if they win Ohama by a large enough margin.

If Trump wins MN or WI, he is at 269 EV, but that one EV could put him at 268 and Biden at 270.

It is so inside baseball to be literally desperate. And shows that they don't think their chances in AZ, FL, NC, and OH are very good. So they are trying to figure out how to thread a needle if Trump takes MN too,

Trump winning MI or PA ends it outright, Trump wins.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (5p7BC)

87 Can Trump bring in a jammer of some sort? Then he could turn it on sometime after the start and see what happens.

Posted by: Brian at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (eV752)

88 81 >We are going to see the Wild Horses in Corolla, should be fun.



c'mon man- horses can't drive
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (iTXRQ)

==========

No, it's a tour of Adam Corolla.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)

89
Joe.... Im a business man.. I have ups and I have downs.... Ive made .... and lost .... millions.

Tell me your secret Joe. How did you become a multi millionaire on a Senators salary of $140,000.00

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

90 Wild Horse? You going for the businessman's lunch buffet?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (FCQR/)

91 Biden has had questions and answers in advance on a teleprompter during softball interviews and still managed to fail spectacularly. This may not be that much of an advantage.

After the introduction of the candidates, and before the festivities begin, Trump should request that they recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (igvTL)

92 If I met someone who said, "I'm voting for Biden, not because I hate Trump, but because I like Biden's ideas" I'd feel pretty sure I'd just met an extraterrestrial.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (E+OcO)

93 Won't stop Trump from winning the election.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (mNhhD)

94
My advice to Trump would be don't appear thin-skinned and let them rattle you. I would easily say Trump's biggest flaw is he can't seem to handle the most minor insult.
Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (gkdnV)


Thank goodness Trump doesn't listen to your advise.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (Fs5vw)

95 The hope is Biden does something so stupid even the MSM can't cover for him.

I'd give it a 40% chance of that happening.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (emxxF)

96 Biden has to debate or all of the rumors and speculation about his decline would be confirmed to the voters. So his campaign is in a cleft stick, they have to take their chances.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (QATzS)

97 86 Dr. Jill is in Nebraska? Do they think Joe has a chance there?
---------
There is 1 EV that can be gained if they win Ohama by a large enough margin.

If Trump wins MN or WI, he is at 269 EV, but that one EV could put him at 268 and Biden at 270.

It is so inside baseball to be literally desperate. And shows that they don't think their chances in AZ, FL, NC, and OH are very good. So they are trying to figure out how to thread a needle if Trump takes MN too,

Trump winning MI or PA ends it outright, Trump wins.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (5p7BC)

========

I saw that Omaha headline yesterday. It seemed like a weird place to focus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)

98 Totally jacked into The Stupid Matrix.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (pB6Gt)

99 Well we'll know if he got the questions in advance if he starts answering out of turn. "No no, Joe, the question about Trump's taxes isn't for another 10 minutes."

That is one of the problems - Joe has already repeatedly given instructions to the guy running the teleprompter when doing "unscripted" interviews.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (I2/tG)

100 How about this though.

If the leaked questions are known to so many people at FOX , isn't it possible someone there gave them to TRUMP as well?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (HrMC1)

101 51
What is even more disturbing than the fake news, the vote fraud, and the
fraudulent debates, is that so many people are fine with putting a
senile person in the white house.



"I wonder what that button does?" as he launches 14 ICBMs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:09 PM (kA3Cp)

_________


His entire presidency would be conducted from his basement until he finally doesn't kill himself.

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

102 The only thing they can do is delay so it doesn;t become a campaign issue.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (sd8p

Now you're on my page. That's the outcome I've been calling for since April. And after November 3rd, it can go away one way or the other since it won't matter anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

103 "No, it's a tour of Adam Corolla.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)"

Hmm, this section titled "Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel, Karl Malone skits" has been strangely removed from the tour....

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (FCQR/)

104 91 Biden has had questions and answers in advance on a teleprompter during softball interviews and still managed to fail spectacularly. This may not be that much of an advantage.

After the introduction of the candidates, and before the festivities begin, Trump should request that they recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (igvTL)

========

Trump should just give him a framed picture of Joe with his boys for Biden to hold up during an answer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (UWqZJ)

105 Breaking news:

New brain imaging explains how Joe Biden is remaining somewhat sentient:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5o4pkn3

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (hku12)

106 42 They're doing everything they can think of to drag this demented old fool across the finish line.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (mNhhD)


That's odd. I seem to recall reading those exact words here four years ago.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (XxJt1)

107
lol, Hillary is going to be doing some live commentary or analysis or something for MSNBC or NBC something -- it flashed by on Rachel Maddow last night.

Whatever it was, it's clear she's still rerunning those three awful nights of 2016 in her mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (G51Gf)

108


Sundown's got a thousand-yard stare,
unless he grabs a tweener's crotch,
while he's sniffin' her hair...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (s2VJv)

109 So- they think feeding answer to a demented meth head is going to make a difference? M-kay.

Queue Dr Feelgood.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

110 97 86 Dr. Jill is in Nebraska? Do they think Joe has a chance there?
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There is 1 EV that can be gained if they win Ohama by a large enough margin.

If Trump wins MN or WI, he is at 269 EV, but that one EV could put him at 268 and Biden at 270.

It is so inside baseball to be literally desperate. And shows that they don't think their chances in AZ, FL, NC, and OH are very good. So they are trying to figure out how to thread a needle if Trump takes MN too,

Trump winning MI or PA ends it outright, Trump wins.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (5p7BC)

========

I saw that Omaha headline yesterday. It seemed like a weird place to focus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)

Like most urban areas, Omaha skews further left than the rest of Nebraska. If they are going to take the state, they have to try there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (lLlsv)

111 I'm amazed that slo Joe is got my to debate at all. Earpiece early access to questions won't save him. Even having a moderator on his side he's screwed.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (0OmEj)

112 Tell me your secret Joe. How did you become a multi millionaire on a Senators salary of $140,000.00

My wife made the big bucks as a high school teacher!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (I2/tG)

113 did anyone even nood?
*hands on hips"

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (nUhF0)

114 Trump winning MI or PA ends it outright, Trump wins.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 12:13 PM (5p7BC)

Grand Rapids, MI will be rife with electoral shenanaganisms.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (bTT9D)

115 So has Joe been declared the winner yet? <<<<<<<<

Yes, all the stories have been written.- Teh Media

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (r+sAi)

116 And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

===

President Harris will reward them for their loyalty by allowing them to choose the color of their blindfold before they are put in front of the firing squad.

Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (Ojki1)

117 . I would easily say Trump's biggest flaw is he can't seem to handle the most minor insult.
Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (gkdnV)

Uh, that's INSANE. If the average man was subjected to half of what Trump has been, they'd shove a habanero firmly up Kathy Griffin's snizz before stabbing her in the stomach.

And 90% of men who wouldn't go on the attack are emasculated soy cucks, so who cares what they think?

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (8UxvC)

118 Trump just needs Joe to lose that famous temper of his.

I predict it will happen, unless his go juice is laced with Xanax.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

119 116 And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

===

President Harris will reward them for their loyalty by allowing them to choose the color of their blindfold before they are put in front of the firing squad.
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (Ojki1)

=========

"I was hoping for blue."

"We only have black. You can have any color you want as long as it's black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (UWqZJ)

120 Flynn is gonna get cornholed again by Sullivan today, you can take that to the bank.
--
Yup.

5pm order that
1) denies the governments motion to dismiss due to improper motive, to wit: Obstruction of justice by Trump
2) sentences Flynn to time served despite rule requires more due to threat of obstruction of justice by Trump, to wit: That he will pardon a man who admitted he was guilty

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (aO8Gd)

121 Just leave Biden to me!

Posted by: Zombie Theodor Morell at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (YWy5z)

122 Joe Biden: (hesitates a second) "Breaker 1-9!"

-
County mounty in the rearview hiding behind a billboard on route 9. Comeback, Papa Bear.

Posted by: Broken Brain Biden at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

123
The lowlife criminal Democrat senators are refusing to even meet with ACB, calling her illegitimate and her nomination a fraud.

So, cancel the hearings and go right to a vote. NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

124 Trump Requests That Both Candidates Have Their Ears Checked for Hidden Radios

I involutely recuse!

*Wait, what? Got it.*

I'm absolutely confused!

*No, what. Again. Ok, I can do that.*

No!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (lIIT7)

125 And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.


------

Whaaaat???

~Juan Williams

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

126 19 Flynn is gonna get cornholed again by Sullivan today, you can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

So cynical. Trust the process.

Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (Ojki1)

127 Looks like Houston/Harris County will be a shit show. The elected dem Harris County Clerk quit when she saw the scope of cheating Commissioner Rodney Ellis was undertaking. He is joined by State Senator Boris Miles in the scam. Both of these are long term politicos.

The acting County Clerk has sent out ballots to just about everybody in Harris County using a voter list they refuse to clean out as ordered by the Texas Attorney General.

I think we now know how Harris County turned blue.

Posted by: DanMan at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (RusNE)

128 The only way the leaked questions work is if Trump doesn't go on the attack. Does anyone see that as likely?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (S5OQe)

129 Biden later will do stupid pet tricks on himself.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (pB6Gt)

130 Can Trump bring in a jammer of some sort? Then he could turn it on sometime after the start and see what happens.

It's standard procedure to use a frequency jammer near the President, as a way of guarding against terrorist attacks.

Sorry it caused all those problems for Biden.

Posted by: Trump's Staff! at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

131 Am I the only one who has always thought the idea of POTUS debates is a tad antiquated?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (FCQR/)

132 Hiya Jordan !

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (arJlL)

133 "while he's sitting in the basement popping Brain Pills."

The visual I got out of this made me giggle like a school girl.

Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (SWbVS)

134 I hope Biden already got the questions:
1. He would have to memorize the answers which I think is a problem for him.
_________



I wonder if there are contact lenses now to which wireless teleprompter script can be electronically transferred?


You know somebody's working on that ... and it would make having to memorize dialog for actors a lot easier.

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (WqPYg)

135 ike most urban areas, Omaha skews further left than the rest of Nebraska. If they are going to take the state, they have to try there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (lLlsv)

Nebraska is a split EV state IIRC.

Posted by: golfman at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (Hly4c)

136 They've loaded Biden up with a few questions to try and pull Trump off his game. Guaranteed Obama's Birth Certificate comes up. That's the kind of stuff where Trump starts to dissemble and get off track.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (VpIIl)

137 126 19 Flynn is gonna get cornholed again by Sullivan today, you can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

So cynical. Trust the process.
Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (Ojki1)


Seriously, how can the judiciary usurp the power of the executive branch, in this case the DoJ? How can they prosecute a case when they're not the prosecution?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (s2VJv)

138 Point to consider: If Joe can't really handle reading off of a teleprompter, how do they expect him to handle answers being sent to an earpiece? That's much more difficult.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (QATzS)

139 c'mon man- horses can't drive

L A driving school bus bench ad in late 60s:
"We taught a horse to drive!"

Posted by: pony car at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (61NC7)

140
I want to hear Trump say to Chris.

"What are your covering for HIM for ???? Thats not the role of a moderator."

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

141 62 I wouldn't put it past Biden's monkeys to use a blow dart to shoot more go juice in his ass.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

LOLOLOL

just picturing that

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (nUhF0)

142 Can Trump bring in a jammer of some sort? Then he could turn it on sometime after the start and see what happens.

Joe starts dancing the Charleston.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (YAsoQ)

143 OT: The rapid COVID antigen detection test announced on the Morning Report, reportedly available even for in-home individual use, complete with an app that gives a time-stamped "certificate" with results.

This test detects viral proteins in the nasal passages and does not use amplification like the PCR test, which means substantial amounts of viral particles/fragments must be present.

It is suitable as a diagnostic test (presumptive) on symptomatic people in a clinical setting. To use it as a screening test in the general population is absurd.

Pro Q-Tip Tip: If you need a negative test in order to return to work or school, just wave the swab around in the air.

Stop testing asymptomatic people!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (Fc5rx)

144 @18 The Media
If people won't come out for rallies because they're scared of the Wuhan Flu, they're not coming out to vote.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (S5OQe)

145 I woke up late today so I put a lid on the day before I even got out of bed.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (HwiWi)

146 Energizer Joe

Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (FgJKq)

147 Biden's ear messages need to be decoded - I think it says "Drink More Bosco."

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (FCQR/)

148 135 ike most urban areas, Omaha skews further left than the rest of Nebraska. If they are going to take the state, they have to try there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 12:15 PM (lLlsv)

Nebraska is a split EV state IIRC.
Posted by: golfman at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (Hly4c)

==========

If only California would do this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (UWqZJ)

149 Nebraska is a split EV state IIRC.
Posted by: golfman at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (Hly4c)

----

This is true.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (8XRCm)

150 Hmm, this section titled "Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel, Karl Malone skits" has been strangely removed from the tour....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020


*
*

Who was that lovely brunette who used to be on that show with them?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (Ejm1K)

151 6

Got them in advance? Oh come on, Team Biden WROTE all the questions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:05 PM

Heh, I was thinking the same thing.

He got them in advance, because the Biden campaign wrote them and gave them to the moderator with the instructions:

1 -- These are the questions you are going to ask Joe Biden.
2 -- These are the answers he is supposed to give. Help him along if he stumbles.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (Do5/p)

152 If Biden was caught with a ear piece, it would be the end of his campaign. I don't think they would risk it with all those HD cameras at all those different angles.

Wasn't this a similar controversy with Bush and it ended up being a bullet proof vest? Supposedly they saw a wire through his jacket or something.

Don't get me wrong, Biden is willing to cheat, just seems way too high risk.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (gkdnV)

153 Just be glad we got Trump up there and not Mittens or some other soy infused Rino letting Joe get away with his normal BS.

Trump fights, he won't back down. He's a NY'er so he's been quick off the cuff his whole life.

He's been Big Man in charge for 4 years now and survived a gauntlet of 12 challengers and Beelzebub to get where he is.

He's negotiated against Winnie the Pooh for trade deals and stared down the idiots in Iraq.

My boy is a fighter and he's wicked smaht.

Biden is screwed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (emxxF)

154 The Biden people may have all of Chris Wallace's questions. They DON'T have any of Trump's questions for Biden which will casually come out during his time.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (lIIT7)

155 I wonder if there are contact lenses now to which wireless teleprompter script can be electronically transferred?


You know somebody's working on that ..


They actually are. They're pretty primitive right now, but I'd guess they'll be full video within 10 years.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (v16oJ)

156 147 Biden's ear messages need to be decoded - I think it says "Drink More Bosco."
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (FCQR/)


"Where is Task Force 58? The world wonders..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (s2VJv)

157
That could not be Nebraska -- where are the fields and farm animals?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (pNxlR)

158 Sullivan can do whatever the hell ge wants, apparently

He's probably gonna sentence Flynn to a sex change operation

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (nUhF0)

159 Am I the only one who has always thought the idea of POTUS debates is a tad antiquated?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:17 PM (FCQR/)

Ultimate reality TV...cheap to produce.

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (AwYPR)

160 Dear RNC, RNCC, RNSC, and Team Trump...

Look, I know we're getting to the finish line here. I get it. I get that you need cash to compete against the MSM, Democrats and NeverTrumpers (BIRM).

But 2 pieces of solicitation mail, per day, every fucking day, as it's been for the last week?

Could you fucking not.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (NYS7S)

161 So "Doctor" Jill went to Nebraska to convince 9 people, who were already going to vote Dim, to vote for Biden?

No wonder Joe is leading in all the polls!

No doubt the billions of dollars that Soros and Bloomberg and the social-media-owning thugs have been pouring into crooked Dim ballot-harvesting schemes are not even going to be needed. "Doctor" Jill's and Joe's natural charisma and brilliant campaign strategy will win the day!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (k4dH2)

162 152 If Biden was caught with a ear piece, it would be the end of his campaign. I don't think they would risk it with all those HD cameras at all those different angles.

Wasn't this a similar controversy with Bush and it ended up being a bullet proof vest? Supposedly they saw a wire through his jacket or something.

Don't get me wrong, Biden is willing to cheat, just seems way too high risk.
Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (gkdnV)

=========

If he can't keep himself speaking in comprehensible sentences in front of tens of millions of people then his campaign is over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)

163 Doctor #1 checks Biden's ear with an otoscope.

Doctor #2 waves to Doctor #1 from the other side.

"Clear!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (/EuRN)

164 I think the universal mail in ballot thing is going to backfire on the Democrats, and it will serve them right.

Cosmic justice.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (HrMC1)

165 They've raised the Steaks in Omaha?

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (LPMyb)

166 Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (Fc5rx)

My company has a testing site set up today, as a matter of fact. I'm too "busy" to go get tested, sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (Ez6QX)

167 @McAdooGordon

Judge saying no one's done anything wrong; it's just the technology. He's going to reconvene at 12:35. Says please relax.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

168
I wonder if Biden could have some sort of speaker or some such device in his lapel?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

169 Time to do some ECM and jam Joey's transmissions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (9VNpY)

170 They've raised the Steaks in Omaha?
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (LPMyb)

It was Mutual

Posted by: Marlon Perkins. at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (HrMC1)

171 Joe gets a half dozen Mulligans on answers to make it fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

172 Biden has requested his meth dealer be allowed on stage at all times.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (yeKQO)

173 But 2 pieces of solicitation mail, per day, every fucking day, as it's been for the last week?

Could you fucking not.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 29, 2020 12:20 PM (NYS7S)

Yeah, I suspect people inside the campaign are trying to sabotage it. Or exploit the elderly, which is frankly unconscionable. But given how many traitors are working against this President, I am hardly surprised.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (8UxvC)

174 L A driving school bus bench ad in late 60s:
"We taught a horse to drive!"
Posted by: pony car at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (61NC7)

Mr. Ed could drive, but he was rather careless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (YpIxn)

175 And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.


------

Whaaaat???

~Juan Williams

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (8XRCm)




What the guy at Fox actually said: "Hey I gotta take a leak."

What Juan thought they said: "Hey, take these leaks."

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (axyOa)

176 172 Biden has requested his meth dealer be allowed on stage at all times.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (yeKQO)



"Dad! Im busy!

- - Cvnt-Hunter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

177 "In this video, Biden seems to be communicating with an unseen party when he says, in a nonsequitor, "Okay, I lost that line.""

No, he was talking to the television monitor where a lady was asking him a question... then the lady cut out. If you saw the full clip it was obvious, but it was cut to be fake news -- exactly like what CNN does to Trump.

Posted by: Jay at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (TiN8g)

178 154 The Biden people may have all of Chris Wallace's questions. They DON'T have any of Trump's questions for Biden which will casually come out during his time.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (lIIT7)

Which is why Wallace will pounce like a coked up hyena if Trump says anything even remotely like a question directly to Biden.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (/EuRN)

179 Biden's ear messages need to be decoded - I think it says "Drink More Bosco."

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (FCQR/)

Bosco puts rockets in your pockets.

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (AwYPR)

180 Identify the frequency Biden is using, and then play "Surfin' Bird" at high volume over that frequency.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (I2/tG)

181 If Biden was caught with a ear piece, it would be the end of his campaign. I don't think they would risk it with all those HD cameras at all those different angles.

The MSM has demonstrated they're willing to gaslight literally everything, even the completely obvious.

They would absolutely pull the "you gonna believe your lying eyes?" BS and it would work on a certain percentage of Wine Karens and LIVs.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (NYS7S)

182 @McAdooGordon

Judge saying no one's done anything wrong; it's just the technology. He's going to reconvene at 12:35. Says please relax.
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)
*********
What are posters here who set their hair on fire gonna do?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (1Dmt5)

183 Judge saying no one's done anything wrong; it's just the technology. He's going to reconvene at 12:35. Says please relax.
--------
"Look, we all know the outcome of today's hearings. Stay calm."
- Judge Sullivan

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (sX1BW)

184 C'mon man, does anybody believe this bastard's claim I got a radio behind my ear? I don't have a radio or a record player or a Victrola back there either.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (mNhhD)

185 More judicial/electoral hijinks in Texas, demonstrating how far Dems will go (but this may be a win for our side in the end)

In 2017, the Texas Legislature vote to end straight ticket voting. Whether one likes that position or not, it seems pretty clear that a State Legislature has the authority to regulate the terms of its voting procedure. But noooo.... just last week, an Obama Judge suddenly (after receiving his orders from the Dem party) announced that this was Unconstitutional, because minority voters were too child like and foolish to be able to figure out how to vote if they were asked to push more than one button.

Now, the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals has stayed his ruling, and will issue a full opinion on the matter soon. I do not think they will agree with that ridiculous opinion of the Obama Judge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

186 Wasn't this a similar controversy with Bush and it ended up being a bullet proof vest? Supposedly they saw a wire through his jacket or something.

The one I remember was a bump at the back of his suit jacket. Endless speculation about what that was. They even interviewed the guy who was famous for making suits for multiple presidents to ask his opinion. He said it was just the way suit coats sometimes bunch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (sG4Hj)

187 175 And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.


------

Whaaaat???

~Juan Williams

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:16 PM (8XRCm)



What the guy at Fox actually said: "Hey I gotta take a leak."

What Juan thought they said: "Hey, take these leaks."
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (axyOa)

Well, I did ask for Donna Brazille's help with the questions.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

188
OMAHA. OMAHA. OMAHA!!!


~Peyton Manning

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

189 There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

***********

Lifesaver™ - a limerick

It seemed like a pretty big deal
With the Pres'dential election to steal
What were they thinking?
The campaign was sinking
So they tossed him a Buoy from Brazile!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (Fc5rx)

190 "Look, we all know the outcome of today's hearings. Stay calm."
- Judge Sullivan

F'n Judge should be impeached

Posted by: Your sycophant press at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (k1SXT)

191 Will Biden be wearing one of those hipster beanies for the debate ?

Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (nzKWW)

192 172 Biden has requested his meth dealer be allowed on stage at all times.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 29, 2020 12:21 PM (yeKQO)

Sorry Dad. No can do. Nickel shot night at the shitty titty.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (/EuRN)

193 I think Sullivan has been ordered to keep this case in Limbo until after November 3rd, and I expect a ruling that accomplishes that. We'll see today how that prediction bears out.

100% The en banc guys didn't put any limits on him. "We expect he'll decide with the appropriate dispatch" or something. Sullivan WILL carry out his orders, and Trump will not pardon Flynn.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (lIIT7)

194

toddstarnes

@toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540




The "conservative" Fox News.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (OH8YU)

195 Surfin Bird?

Nah

"Let's do the Time Warp Again"

See if he does the pelvic thrust.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (9VNpY)

196 @toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540


The worst part about this is that I'm almost sure Fox execs were ok with it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (QPbAP)

197 "153 Just be glad we got Trump up there and not Mittens or some other soy infused Rino letting Joe get away with his normal BS.

Trump fights, he won't back down. He's a NY'er so he's been quick off the cuff his whole life.

He's been Big Man in charge for 4 years now and survived a gauntlet of 12 challengers and Beelzebub to get where he is.

He's negotiated against Winnie the Pooh for trade deals and stared down the idiots in Iraq.

My boy is a fighter and he's wicked smaht.

Biden is screwed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (emxxF) "



Thank you.
It needed to be said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (3Mvdr)

198 Don't disparage DOCTOR Jill Biden -- there are almost six supporters at that rally!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (an7Mv)

199 Fucking Muldoon.

Guy is a machine.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (LPMyb)

200 "There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have..."

I think you mean "all upper management and assorted careerists."

Posted by: some guy out west at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (XpDOS)

201
It'd be funny if the Trump team found Biden's channel. Or frequency. Or coordinates. I don't know that "earpiece" technology.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (G51Gf)

202 @ebonybowden
NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight's debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me.

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (PbpT7)

203 I hope tonight's Presidential Debate brings up torture like levels of bile in Hillary Clinton as she watches tonight. Bitch.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (v2c9/)

204
Don't get me wrong, Biden is willing to cheat, just seems way too high risk.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (gkdnV



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Keep an eye on the makeup dude just before they start.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (axyOa)

205
The worst part about this is that I'm almost sure Fox execs were ok with it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (QPbAP)

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"Miss me ??"

~Paul Ryan

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

206 Who would be easier to toss into back of a van? Frail old Joe or FAB Hillary?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (lgiXo)

207 Find the earpiece frequency and jam it with Zappa tunes. That'll anyone batshit.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (WQZ1O)

208 202 @ebonybowden
NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight's debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (PbpT7)

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That is...fascinating.

I wonder if Trump will bring it up in front of tens of millions of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

209 See if he does the pelvic thrust.

It's just a jump to the left!

Posted by: Dr. Scott! at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)

210 I want to hear Trump say to Chris.

"What are your covering for HIM for ???? Thats not the role of a moderator."
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (8XRCm)


My one desire is to hear Trump come out and DEFEND Joe Biden, for him to essentially say to the Democrat Party and the idiotic corporate media "What is wrong with you people, for you to make a mockery of this process, by putting this man [Biden] through the cruelty of having to pretend to be sentient. How DARE you, you have stolen his second childhood!"

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (hku12)

211 198 Don't disparage DOCTOR Jill Biden -- there are almost six supporters at that rally!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (an7Mv)

That's about how many she'd need to hold up those gigantic brass balls of hers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (/EuRN)

212 Chris Wallace is morphing into Sam Donaldson

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (iTXRQ)

213
toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540

The worst part about this is that I'm almost sure Fox execs were ok with it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (QPbAP)



Paul Ryan would never allow it

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (PtOP4)

214 Which is why Wallace will pounce like a coked up hyena if Trump says anything even remotely like a question directly to Biden.

"I'm reclaiming my time, Mr. President!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (WLHrn)

215

@WardDPatrick



The Biden campaign requested two breaks (one every thirty minutes)
during tonight's program, which was denied by their Trump counterparts,
in negotiations over the last several weeks. (3/3)






And a bed for Joe. It will be like the SCTV skit - Perry Como: Still Alive.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (OH8YU)

216 It'd be funny if the Trump team found Biden's channel. Or frequency. Or coordinates. I don't know that "earpiece" technology.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (G51Gf)

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Its easy to do.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

217 Which means they practiced without it And Joe was incapable...

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (HwiWi)

218 202 @ebonybowden
NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight's debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me

So old Joe thought he could do it without the ear piece and now he realizes he can't?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (k1SXT)

219 "Oh, yeah?! You think I have an earpiece in?! Well, fat, I'll show you!"

*pulls earpiece out*

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"Joe Biden wins debate."
-The NYT

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

220 Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540

The worst part about this is that I'm almost sure Fox execs were ok with it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 12:24 PM (QPbAP)

Doesn't matter, bro. Biden can't remember that many questions, much less develop convincing answers. If someone jams the ability to feed him questions, this thing is over.

And that's before Trump breaks out his patented brand of mindfuckery.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2020 12:27 PM (8UxvC)

221 I'll donate $1000 to Trump if he asks Biden if he's ever picked his feet in Poughkeepsie.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 29, 2020 12:27 PM (XpDOS)

222 He's negotiated against Winnie the Pooh for trade deals and stared down the idiots in Iraq.

My boy is a fighter and he's wicked smaht.

Biden is screwed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (emxxF)

Tomorrows headline:

President Trump clearly guilty of Abusing an Elder experts say.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2020 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

223 221 I'll donate $1000 to Trump if he asks Biden if he's ever picked his feet in Poughkeepsie.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 29, 2020 12:27 PM (XpDOS)



Nice Popeye Doyle reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:27 PM (s2VJv)

224 - And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

I don't think that will matter, in the end.

In the immortal words of Mike Tyson: "Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

Trump is The Fist. Biden and Chris Wallace won't be able to plan against that.

Besides, Trump doesn't need to have the debate questions in advance. The Snuffalupagous Town Hall gave Trump all tonight's debate questions in advance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (6xA3t)

225 Theory:

Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (UWqZJ)

226 That's odd. I seem to recall reading those exact words here four years ago.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2020 12:14 PM


Yep, and they failed, and she lost.

Posted by: Bert G at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (OMsf+)

227 "I'm reclaiming my time, Mr. President!"
Reclaim this, Chris.
*Trump grabs crotch*

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (v16oJ)

228 >We are going to see the Wild Horses in Corolla, should be fun.


c'mon man- horses can't drive

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM



I didn't know the Corolla came in a covertible

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (786Ro)

229 Trump should give Biden a European style greeting of a kiss on both cheeks and check for earpieces.

Posted by: Jeff in NC at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (YI8Ca)

230 Which is why Wallace will pounce like a coked up hyena if Trump says anything even remotely like a question directly to Biden.

"I'm reclaiming my time, Mr. President!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (WLHrn)

In his own way Trump will then tell Wallace, LOLGFY, Chris.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (HrMC1)

231 What are posters here who set their hair on fire gonna do?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg

I'm going to go take a shower.That was uncalled for snark.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (sd8p8)

232 Risk of a voice in his ear further confusing him. Best to just let him be Joe and hope for the best.

Posted by: Uncle Si at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (azhRd)

233 We've achieved the considerable depth of Mandela-Funeral-Sign-Language stupidity. Unbelievable.

The Democrat Party, for no reason but its own greed and corrupt nature, has all but consigned us to a dismal future.

I truly hate them for that.

Posted by: Pavlov's Cat at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (b2L/I)

234 I got no fucks left to give. I hope the dementia ridden plagiarist motherfucker strokes out and flat lines on stage. I just saw one of his commercials saying he's going to make the medical supplies for the pandemic here is america, and do what we should have done since the beginning, since trump failed. Little slow, aren't we joe? Trump already took care of that immediately, so stop trying to be trump, you're a fucking piss poor copy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (9Om/r)

235
And that's before Trump breaks out his patented brand of mindfuckery.
Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2020 12:27 PM (8UxvC)

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"No Joe.... youre doing fine. Seriously. Chris.... I yield ALL of my time Joe. Please Joe.... continue, youre doing it YUUUUUGE".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

236 Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney
JUST IN: A lawyer for Peter STRZOK says some of the agent's notes recently made ublic by the FLYNN defense team "appear to have been altered," including with at least one handwritten notation that is incorrect

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It was probably the Ruskies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

237 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss

Not a chance..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (k1SXT)

238 Ozzy also insisted on two injection-breaks per show.

Rock on, Joe!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (Ndje9)

239 Trump should give Biden a European style greeting of a kiss on both cheeks and check for earpieces.
Posted by: Jeff in NC at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (YI8Ca)

There is no handshake between the candidates tonight.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (HrMC1)

240 Does Trump need an EW expert to jump on any itinerant signals?

Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (Xih1H)

241 If I was advising Trump, also talk about issues instead of getting bogged down in tax returns or Corona response.

Despite what the media says, Biden has staked out some ultra-left stands on issues. On gun control, he answered "bingo" he would round up AR-15s when asked by Anderson Cooper. Also that every new gun has to have an electronic fingerprint lock.

Biden has also promised to stop deportations.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (gkdnV)

242 I will be wearing my Beats by my good homey Dr. Dre.

Posted by: Sinkin' Uncle Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (EgshT)

243
Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540


Cornpop?

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (PtOP4)

244 NO opening statements either.

When was the last time that happened?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (HrMC1)

245 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of
time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last
second.



Discuss----------------------Plausible. That is the 3rd rate strategy I would expect from a party that nominated Joe Biden.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (sX1BW)

246
Best to just let him be Joe and hope for the best.


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mmmmmmmmm... ....paaaaaste....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

247 236 Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney
JUST IN: A lawyer for Peter STRZOK says some of the agent's notes recently made ublic by the FLYNN defense team "appear to have been altered," including with at least one handwritten notation that is incorrect


LOl... The dog ate my homework

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (k1SXT)

248 207 Find the earpiece frequency and jam it with Zappa tunes. That'll anyone batshit.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (WQZ1O)
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Cole Porter or Miles Davis. I want to hear Biden start rambling about "Negro jazz" or "race music"

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (HhaYz)

249 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

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I think team Biden wants out, even at this late hour.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (kA3Cp)

250 >>Biden sent out his wife Jill, as usual, to campaign on his behalf, while he's sitting in the basement popping Brain Pills.



Where's Kamala?

You'd think she's be picking up the slack.

And yet. . . the hardest lil' campaigner for Biden-Harris is DOCTOR Jill Biden.

WTF

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

251 201
It'd be funny if the Trump team found Biden's channel. Or frequency. Or coordinates. I don't know that "earpiece" technology.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (G51Gf)
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I graduated from Wiki University 5 minutes ago. Spread spectrum technology defeats finding the channel because it changes channels constantly.

Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (buTO7)

252 Re: Biden earpiece.

Let it go now. They're running the "Obama birth certificate" play

Next will be, "haha, stupid conservatives will believe any stupid thing. "

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (aO8Gd)

253 249 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

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I think team Biden wants out, even at this late hour.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM (kA3Cp)

========

Of course, but they can't back out themselves. They need Trump to back out in order for the gambit to work politically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (UWqZJ)

254 225 Theory:

Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (UWqZJ)

Reneging on the earpiece check last minute is the better bet.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (Oka5v)

255 Drinking game: how many times Joe calls Chris Wallace "Chuck"

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (786Ro)

256 In his own way Trump will then tell Wallace, LOLGFY, Chris.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (HrMC1)

Over/Under on the number of times Donnie TwoScoops tells Wallace to stop bailing-out the former VPOTUS?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (NYS7S)

257 It'd be funny if the Trump team found Biden's channel. Or frequency. Or coordinates. I don't know that "earpiece" technology.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:25 PM (G51Gf)

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Its easy to do.



Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (8XRCm)


***

The Trump Team starts the music and Joe goes to center stage and starts a little song and dance with Puttin' on the Ritz.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (axyOa)

258 217 Which means they practiced without it And Joe was incapable...
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (HwiWi)


This is hilarious.

By simply respond NO to drug and earpiece tests, Team Biden set themselves up for the perception he's actually on drugs and being fed answers.

Rake. Foot.

Some Biden required.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (emxxF)

259
Actually, it would be pretty hard to get answers through an earpiece while a moderator, Trump, and a crowd are all feeding you audio. That's media professional type stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (G51Gf)

260
Where's Kamala?

You'd think she's be picking up the slack.

No one likes her.. She was an affirmative action pick

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (k1SXT)

261 OMAHA. OMAHA. OMAHA!!!


~Peyton Manning
Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020


*
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"Pigpen, what's your 20?
"Omaha?!
"Well, they ought to know what to do with them hogs out there. . . ."

Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (Ejm1K)

262

Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28



Trump doesn't care.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (PtOP4)

263 250 Kamala is nearly as incoherent as Joe. They picked a real winner.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (HwiWi)

264 Great. Thanks to Democrats and their constant insane lies, future debates will have to be held with candidates in Faraday cages.

I have a simpler plan. Put all the Democrats in iron cages. Barking mad psychopaths.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (eXmcp)

265 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (UWqZJ)

Rejected. Trump and I would be astonished if Fox didn't leak the questions.


Even a full on cucking for Biden can only advantage Trump. People can see the odds stacked against him, and it makes quite a few people like Trump more. By contrast, Biden could fuck up a wet dream. It's why Trump is the good student who studies, does rallies, and even takes obviously hostile town halls. It's why Biden is the shit bag legacy who needs the answer key to scrape through the exam.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (8UxvC)

266 Everybody want's to be Gary Cooper?

Super Dooper

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (9VNpY)

267 >>Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.



In all honesty, Trump went through this in 2016, so his operating assumption no doubt is that the debates are as fixed as humanly possible for a Biden win.

He'll probably be joking about it to Biden and Chris Wallace's faces tonight.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

268 Imagine PDJT walking out on stage wearing a full ear-cover headset with a boom mic and then saying "Oh, sure, I'll take mine off if Joe takes his off."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (qc+VF)

269 193 I think Sullivan has been ordered to keep this case in Limbo until after November 3rd, and I expect a ruling that accomplishes that. We'll see today how that prediction bears out.

100% The en banc guys didn't put any limits on him. "We expect he'll decide with the appropriate dispatch" or something. Sullivan WILL carry out his orders, and Trump will not pardon Flynn.
______________

I'm expecting a 300-page order, which he'll delay issuing for as long as possible, in which he repeats every bullshit claim ever made against Flynn as fact, and then ends up dismissing the charges, but only because he has to. He'll make it very clear that, if he had the power, he not only would not dismiss the charges, he would give Flynn the death penalty and would personally administer the lethal injection!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (k4dH2)

270 The president's request that I submit to a hymen inspection before competing in tonight's Olympics is both shameful and undignified.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (H5knJ)

271 "appear to have been altered," including with at least one handwritten notation that is incorrect

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It was probably the Ruskies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 12:29 PM

Factually accurate, though.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (Hly4c)

272 Secret Service can ask him what it is, then he gets to walk off in a huff.

Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (buTO7)

273 Where's Kamala?

You'd think she's be picking up the slack.

No one likes her.. She was an affirmative action pick
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020


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If only Pence, or Trump, would have the courage to point that out . . .

Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (Ejm1K)

274 267 >>Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.



In all honesty, Trump went through this in 2016, so his operating assumption no doubt is that the debates are as fixed as humanly possible for a Biden win.

He'll probably be joking about it to Biden and Chris Wallace's faces tonight.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

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I'm not saying it will work, just that that's the effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)

275
The Trump Team starts the music and Joe goes to center stage and starts a little song and dance with Puttin' on the Ritz.
Posted by: Diogenes

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So many possibilities.

Trump team says "The debate is over -- say good-night and walk off the stage."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (G51Gf)

276 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of
time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last
second.



Discuss

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28







Trump doesn't care.
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Agree. Trump doesn't care. But members of his team may be trying to do pre-debate spin as to why Joe may have performed better than excpected, if he actually does well.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

277 I could probably map out 90% of what's going to be discussed tonight, I'm not really sure having the questions ahead of time is that big of a game changer if Biden does have them.

Effectively steering the conversation to make the points you want to is really the key to a debate victory. You don't even have to answer the question the moderator asks.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:32 PM (gkdnV)

278 Apparently there will not be any handshaking. So I suggest in the interest of social distancing Trump come out and kick Biden in the balls.

You want war? You got it.

*spit*

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (VpIIl)

279 Bidet 2020, the ACME of campaigns.

Only real bats will vote for him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (9VNpY)

280 I have a simpler plan. Put all the Democrats in iron cages. Barking mad psychopaths.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (eXmcp)

yeeeuuuus...iron cages. I'm a huge advocate of iron cages.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (9Om/r)

281 Be hilarious if Trump says " What does your ear piece tell you to say about that Joe?"

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (HwiWi)

282
Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28

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I doubt it. They're just a Democrat media organ, providing a sneaky assist to Porridgehead, and they got caught.

Just like CNN did with Thundershart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (eXmcp)

283 It's still early.

- Joe's motorcade breaks down en-route to airport.
- Plane has in-flight trouble, emergency landing at a distant airport.
- Sudden COVID cases emerge in the entourage.

these are just a few of the possibilities for a last minute cancellation. you can probably think of others.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (3Mvdr)

284 Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28



Trump doesn't care.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (PtOP4)


***

This.
PDT faces a hostile media every day and beats them at every turn. There can be no better practice. He knows his stuff. He's ready and he knows he is.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (axyOa)

285 Oh great, here it comes again:

Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports

This is the same rag that claimed that Trump called American soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers' and refused to go to a military cemetery because he didn't want to get his hair mussed.

Yeah, pull the other one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (JHbSi)

286 If I were Trump's team, I'd hijack Biden's earpiece with a loop of Bob Marley singing "We're Jammin'"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (j3jZX)

287 Run Yoko Ono greatest hits over the frequency....

Posted by: brad at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (75nH5)

288 Trump wins by staying in the debate no matter what Bidens handlers do.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (GTzsf)

289 259
Actually, it would be pretty hard to get answers through an earpiece while a moderator, Trump, and a crowd are all feeding you audio. That's media professional type stuff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:31 PM (G51Gf)
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It would be hard to get full paragraphs through. Full sentences will be tough. But you don't have to feed full answers to be helpful. If Joe looks like he's about to start rambling, "STOP" is all you have to say. Or if it's the right time to tell a specific anecdote, you could just say "CORN POP."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (HhaYz)

290 Everybody want's to be Gary Cooper?

Super Dooper
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020


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I can't help it. Whenever I hear that song by Taco, I picture Peter Boyle as the monster dancing with Gene Wilder.

Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (Ejm1K)

291 I'll be interested to see what the ratings are for this. Because I wouldn't watch unless paid handsomely.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (H5knJ)

292 275
The Trump Team starts the music and Joe goes to center stage and starts a little song and dance with Puttin' on the Ritz.
Posted by: Diogenes

Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime girl.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (lgiXo)

293 One thing about Trump- he has absolutely no qualms about saying ANYTHING. He is fearless in that regard. Recall 'because you'd be in jail' to Hillary in that debate.

He will needle Joe, and he will needle Wallace too. Trump wants to stick it in, twist it, then break it off at the handle.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)

294 Theory:

Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (UWqZJ)


If that's their strategy, then it's a really dumb strategy.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)

295 Go ahead. Give Biden the questions. It doesn't matter. Biden couldn't find his ass with GPS coordinates and a flashlight.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (VpIIl)

296 My brain hurts.

Posted by: Mr Gumby at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

297 From Emily Bowden of NYPost:

"NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight's debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2zrpzew

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (sG4Hj)

298 I graduated from Wiki University 5 minutes ago. Spread spectrum technology defeats finding the channel because it changes channels constantly.
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (buTO7)

That makes it hard, but not impossible, to intercept and decode the messages, but does not prevent jamming with a wide-spectrum RF source. You don't have know which channel to jam, if you can jam them all at once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (YpIxn)

299 287 Run Yoko Ono greatest hits over the frequency....

That would be cruel and unusual punishment

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (k1SXT)

300 in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Trump did the ABC townhall, knowing it was rigged.

Alpha male.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (I2/tG)

301 One drug issue containing, antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pairs a nylon stockings.

Shoot a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (LxTcq)

302 Scan the freqs in use, JAM the freqs in use.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (w7U/e)

303 294 Theory:

Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (UWqZJ)


If that's their strategy, then it's a really dumb strategy.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)

=========

Retort:

The Democratic Party chose Joe Biden as their nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (UWqZJ)

304 The Trump Team starts the music and Joe goes to center stage and starts a little song and dance with Puttin' on the Ritz.
Posted by: Diogenes


They should do a number called "Putin on the Ritz" and really rub their noses in it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (JHbSi)

305 If that's their strategy, then it's a really dumb strategy.

---------

Which is why I think JM is onto something.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (sX1BW)

306 If Biden thinks Trump will cancel just because of a handler feeding Sundown Joe the lines he'll be disappointed. That might have worked a few months ago before the dementia progressed and for the DNC debates with a large group of candidates and a compliant press never asking Joe to be the first response to a new question. It can't help Joe enough in a head to head debate, even with CW trying to help him out.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (Aashi)

307 lol, Hillary is going to be doing some live commentary or analysis or
something for MSNBC or NBC something -- it flashed by on Rachel Maddow
last night.

_______



They've made sure to remove all the lamps first.


Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (WqPYg)

308 Biden's gonna fall flat on his ass

guaranteed

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (O+AcM)

309 281Be hilarious if Trump says " What does your ear piece tell you to say about that Joe?"


Lol. Winner!!

Posted by: Floridachick at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (GTzsf)

310 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports

This is the same rag that claimed that Trump called American soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers' and refused to go to a military cemetery because he didn't want to get his hair mussed.

Yeah, pull the other one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (JHbSi)

It's like the Atlantic has the template for One Story and all they do is switch out the characters and keep running it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

311
Look, they can try to feed answers to Joe by whatever means they want -- aural or visual -- but the facts are that those messages have to go through and be processed by his omelet brain. He'll turn them into gibberish no matter what was conveyed to him.

I want him to humiliate himself in public -- it's the least he deserves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

312 It's still early.

- Joe's motorcade breaks down en-route to airport.
- Plane has in-flight trouble, emergency landing at a distant airport.
- Sudden COVID cases emerge in the entourage.

these are just a few of the possibilities for a last minute cancellation. you can probably think of others.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (3Mvdr)


***

Kamala meeting with Doctor Doofenshmirtz.
"So...tell me about the Lightenanator. Can it really hit the airplane?"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (axyOa)

313 I'll be interested to see what the ratings are for this. Because I wouldn't watch unless paid handsomely.

Lots of people will tune in to see if Joe melts down or not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)

314 *Ebony, not Emily.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (sG4Hj)

315 That's DOCTOR Jill Biden, BA, EdD, MEd, Bitch.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

316 297 From Emily Bowden of NYPost:

"NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight's debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2zrpzew
Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (sG4Hj)


Seems like they're getting ready to pull out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

317 No, no, no, there will be no earpiece.

Joe's smart, see. So instead of an earpiece, they put electrical leads taped to his shins. Left shin gets zapped for yes, right shin gets zapped for no.

Trump ain't gonna catch Joe with some cheap earpiece!

Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (PbH71)

318 I still expect China to create an international incident to cancel the debate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (r+sAi)

319
I remember during Hillaries debates her answers flowed with flowery prose and always came in at 56 seconds of the 60 seconds allowed.

No way she DIDNT have the questions ahead of time.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

320 in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.



Trump did the ABC townhall, knowing it was rigged.



Alpha male.

-----------

If you are not lying, if you believe what you say, if you are willing to say what you know is right, if you will not let a moderator bully you ... then you should not fear a hostile audience, or an opponent that has to rely on outside influence.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (sX1BW)

321 >>No one likes her.. She was an affirmative action pick


How is it that they picked the two most unlikeable people to be on the ticket?

Oh wait -- that applies to all of the ones who ran this year.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (bDqIh)

322 On this whole tax nonsense, if I were Trump, I'd have my accountants add up my lifetime tax payments and have that number ready.

For him to just say "I've paid $800 million+ in taxes over my lifetime, I've paid my fair share" would be a great way to show how absurd some of this is.

Apparently Trump should have paid extra in taxes to make journalists feel good.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (gkdnV)

323 The Trump Team starts the music and Joe goes to center stage and starts a little song and dance with Puttin' on the Ritz.
Posted by: Diogenes

They should do a number called "Putin on the Ritz" and really rub their noses in it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (JHbSi)




Awww DAMN! There goes the coffee!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (axyOa)

324 >these are just a few of the possibilities for a last minute cancellation. you can probably think of others.



dog ate my debate prep
hey when we got there, it was closed
flat tire on campaign bus
suit didn't come back from the cleaners in time
you see, we were on our way to the YMCA, for bingo night, and the directions got all fouled up...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (iTXRQ)

325 Biden Campaign: Sorry we could not make the debate tonight. Joe had to wash his goldfish.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (VpIIl)

326 Hmm, this section titled "Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel, Karl Malone skits" has been strangely removed from the tour....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020

*
*

Who was that lovely brunette who used to be on that show with them?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020


*
*

Olivia Munn, right?

Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (Ejm1K)

327 That makes it hard, but not impossible, to intercept and decode the messages, but does not prevent jamming with a wide-spectrum RF source. You don't have know which channel to jam, if you can jam them all at once.

If they did that, Secret Service radios wouldn't work. I'm pretty sure SS wouldn't allow that.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (sG4Hj)

328 Radiohead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (63Dwl)

329 Things getting spicier between Armenia and Azerbaijan - and Turkey. ARM claims Turkish F-16 shot down their SU-25 today (pilot died), Turkey denies. ARM needs to provide some public proof of this sort of thing, politically, or they look very Third World-ish. And AZR continues to attack areas in ARM proper, not just Nagorno-Karabakh, which is Armenian-controlled territory recognized by all as AZR territory.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (OTzUX)

330 oe's smart, see. So instead of an earpiece, they put electrical leads taped to his shins. Left shin gets zapped for yes, right shin gets zapped for no.

------

"I wander what happens if I tape these to my balls".

Uncle Joe

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (8XRCm)

331 My brain hurts.

You're supposed to stop the Q-tip when you feel resistance.

Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (14DIz)

332 Attention all Secret Service agents

Be on the look out for a black van parked next to a bollard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (9VNpY)

333 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports

This is the same rag that claimed that Trump called American soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers' and refused to go to a military cemetery because he didn't want to get his hair mussed.

Yeah, pull the other one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (JHbSi)

The SJW Tribe ALWAYS Projects.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (8UxvC)

334 In 2016 debates, Trump looked at the three moderators, and said, "It's four against one, but that's OK."

No one said anything about that since. It was the dog that did not bark.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (LxTcq)

335 Lots of people will tune in to see if Joe melts down or not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)


I'll lurk on the thread and wait for the condensed greatest hits clips tomorrow. These video games aren't gonna play themselves.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (t+qrx)

336 Seems like they're getting ready to pull out.

Biden's handlers cancelling the debate at the last second would be truly epic.

They could always break out the "exposed to COVID-19" excuse.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

337 325 Biden Campaign: Sorry we could not make the debate tonight. Joe had to wash his goldfish.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (VpIIl)


Or a chocolate starfish...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (s2VJv)

338 That's DOCTOR Jill Biden, BA, EdD, MEd, Bitch.

Her freaking twitter handle is DrBiden. That woman is seriously insecure.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (sG4Hj)

339
Lots of people will tune in to see if Joe melts down or not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)

------

*raises hand*

Look, I'm sure the Dems wouldn't have let this listing old hulk of a man go out out on the water without some stout rigging.

They've probably got him covered in every way they can.

But he's a fuckin' mess. Anything could happen with this guy. So I'm popping the corn and hoping that something of actually historic hilarity ensues tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (eXmcp)

340 >>Kamala meeting with Doctor Doofenshmirtz.
"So...tell me about the Lightenanator. Can it really hit the airplane?"


Where's Perry?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (bDqIh)

341 >How is it that they picked the two most unlikeable people to be on the ticket?



because they expect to get stomped, and put 2 'expendables' out there to take the arrows

just a theory

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (iTXRQ)

342
For him to just say "I've paid $800 million+ in taxes over my lifetime, I've paid my fair share" would be a great way to show how absurd some of this is.

Apparently Trump should have paid extra in taxes to make journalists feel good.
Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (gkdnV)

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Jump just needs to retweet AtC.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

343 I prefer Biden channel be flooded with the exorcism scene from The Exorcist

We need quality health care, good schools, and Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell Karras!

That would actually cement the suburban wine mom vote for Biden

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (Lu2/c)

344
Who was that lovely brunette who used to be on that show with them?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020

*
*

Olivia Munn, right?
Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (Ejm1K)


She was on G4 TVs Attack of the Show. She was never on The Man Show.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (x3jdj)

345 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports

--

Another anonymously sourced story. I guess yesterday's fake news didn't resonate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (kA3Cp)

346 Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance

-
The word on the street is Black Lives Matter. No, really, it's literally written on the street.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

347 Is Ricardo Montalban still alive? Like to see him take control of Joe's ear piece and direct him to go after the Queen like Reggie Jackson on Naked Gun.

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (786Ro)

348 All Biden has to do tonight is shake his head and laugh at everything Trump says, since the lies will be so obvious to everyone with a brain.

Posted by: Not No at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (26OXh)

349 Seriously, how can the judiciary usurp the power of the executive branch, in this case the DoJ? How can they prosecute a case when they're not the prosecution?
=====

If they are aspiring to EU inquisitorial judicial rules, the judge IS the prosecutor.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (MIKMs)

350 On this whole tax nonsense, if I were Trump, I'd have my accountants add up my lifetime tax payments and have that number ready.



For him to just say "I've paid $800 million+ in taxes over my
lifetime, I've paid my fair share" would be a great way to show how
absurd some of this is.

-------
Everyone wants to pay less taxes. So just be honest about that. Everyone uses every deduction they can. So just be honest about that. Taxes is not a policy issue, but a moral issue. Argue on morality lines (theft, etc.). Not on policy lines. Regardless, if they bring this up tonight, Trump will knock it out of the park.


Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (sX1BW)

351 This is the same rag that claimed that Trump called American soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers' and refused to go to a military cemetery because he didn't want to get his hair mussed.
_______________

They put out that bullshit claim about Trump dissing the military a few days before it came out that Biden had called soldiers "stupid bastards" in some foreign speech he made in 2016.

As usual, the left was trying to distract from something they'd done by projecting it onto Trump.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (k4dH2)

352 So I'm popping the corn and hoping that something of actually historic hilarity ensues tonight.

Expect boredom, hope for an epic meltdown.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (I2/tG)

353 Besides, Trump doesn't need to have the debate questions in advance. The Snuffalupagous Town Hall gave Trump all tonight's debate questions in advance.
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He's been debating every possible question, live, in real-time for weeks.

Is Wallace somehow more clever than the reporters at the breifings?
No.

He won't be as accusatory, sure, but it'll be the same damned questions

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (aO8Gd)

354 348 All Biden has to do tonight is shake his head and laugh at everything Trump says, since the lies will be so obvious to everyone with a brain.
Posted by: Not No at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (26OXh)


Giant Nelson Muntz laugh at this tool.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (s2VJv)

355 Was Olivia Munn the one who became a US citizen and than said she was embarrassed to be because Trump was elected?

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (HwiWi)

356 Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:28 PM (UWqZJ)


If that's their strategy, then it's a really dumb strategy.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)

=========

Retort:

The Democratic Party chose Joe Biden as their nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 29, 2020 12:35 PM (UWqZJ)


Yes. Heaping more shite on top of your shite pile is not likely to result in it smelling better.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (hku12)

357
Her freaking twitter handle is DrBiden. That woman is seriously insecure.



She has much to be insecure about.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (v16oJ)

358 >>No one likes her.. She was an affirmative action pick

How is it that they picked the two most unlikeable people to be on the ticket?

Oh wait -- that applies to all of the ones who ran this year.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:37 PM (bDqIh)
--------
Saw a clip on twatter from yesterday of her completely botching a response to a very easy question. Funny it seems to have gone away lol. She's just not...good. They want her to be the cool aunt/Maya Rudolph version of her so, so bad.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (/ZYFC)

359 >>They could always break out the "exposed to COVID-19" excuse.


Think I saw that Ralph Northam announced he tested positive for COVID and he recently met with Biden. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)

360 Oh, more chance I'll run 26 miles today (I haven't run in a long time, do other things) than that Trump would back out. But I guess it was free and worth a shot.

And Blago's idea was first/only reaction I had on "tax" thing. Just provide an estimate of the tax revenue you've paid directly, + revenues you've generated via your business activities - and toss in that you're donating your entire salary to good public causes, something no recent incumbent has done. That'd be a 5 megaton counter-strike on the "issue", for the tiny # of viewers who are undecided and care about such things.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (OTzUX)

361 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 29, 2020 12:39 PM (Lu2/c)
*******
Porn Movie

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (1Dmt5)

362 [o]The Trump Team starts the music and Joe goes to center stage and starts a little song and dance with Puttin' on the Ritz.
Posted by: Diogenes

Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime girl.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020

*
*

"Convoy":

"It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June
"In a Kenworth, haulin' logs. . . ."

Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (Ejm1K)

363 Does the IRS collect taxes on graft?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (lgiXo)

364 Hey Jane D'oh, you should send this pic to your local fishwrap's soiboi opinion editor that was whinging about Trump flags.

https://tinyurl.com/y6t8erqq

Posted by: Bert G at September 29, 2020 12:42 PM (OMsf+)

365 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports


Hey it worked out all right when I did it.

Posted by: Barry O, the Lightbringer at September 29, 2020 12:42 PM (786Ro)

366
Pro Q-Tip Tip: If you need a negative test in order to return to work or school, just wave the swab around in the air.



Stop testing asymptomatic people!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 12:18 PM (Fc5rx)

__________


In addition to making him Poet Laureate of the United States, I want Trump in his second term to replace Dr. Falsi with Dr. Muldoon.

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:42 PM (WqPYg)

367 Yeah, Biden standing there giggling for 90 minutes. Run with that win strategy.

Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:42 PM (buTO7)

368 Lots of people will tune in to see if Joe melts down or not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)


They know that only the die-hards will stay beyond the first 30 minutes so Joe only has to be functional that long. Most viewers will tune out after it seems he can string his sentences together. So he fails after 30 minutes. Media will only focus on the first part.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:42 PM (axyOa)

369 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,'

-----------

We don't care what he says (though wedoubt he said this). We care about outcomes. Trump could hate all Catholics as far as I am concerned. So long as he pushes for pro-life policies, appoints pro-life judges, then I'm ok with that.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (sX1BW)

370 " But noooo.... just last week, an Obama Judge suddenly (after
receiving his orders from the Dem party) announced that this was
Unconstitutional, because minority voters were too child like and
foolish to be able to figure out how to vote if they were asked to push
more than one button.
"



And yet they can handle mail-in balloting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (QATzS)

371 Oh great, here it comes again:



Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports



This is the same rag that claimed that Trump called American
soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers' and refused to go to a military cemetery
because he didn't want to get his hair mussed.



Yeah, pull the other one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (JHbSi)



How original of them. I wonder which group they'll next claim that Trump disparaged?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (OH8YU)

372 because they expect to get stomped, and put 2 'expendables' out there to take the arrows

just a theory
Posted by: DB- just DB

That's the theory I've been working with at least since the primary, and doubly so since Harris was picked. It makes sense.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (j3jZX)

373 Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (sX1BW)

You know that Chris Wallace will back door this question into the debate, and try to get Trump to release his records to defend himself.

The whole thing is a Lie, but its there to set a trap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

374 Does the IRS collect taxes on graft?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (lgiXo)

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If its income..... its taxed.

Ask Al Capone.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

375 Seriously, how can the judiciary usurp the power of the executive branch, in this case the DoJ? How can they prosecute a case when they're not the prosecution?
=====

If they are aspiring to EU inquisitorial judicial rules, the judge IS the prosecutor.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 29, 2020 12:40 PM (MIKMs)


Lemme handle this one. I can explain how that works.

Posted by: A Manda Knocks at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (hku12)

376 Holy cow, I can't believe I lost my copy of the questions already this morning! Where could I have dropped it? Let's see, I had breakfast in my room, put the list in my pocket so no one could steal or copy it. Then I met with Biden's campaign manager in his room in the hotel. Now I'm back in my room with no list. Total mystery.

Posted by: C. Wallace at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (AMIL/)

377 When was the townhall Biden did with CNN? I think that is their baseline for his performance. I also think that was their beta test to make sure he would be ok. That was about two weeks ago wasn't it? And that's the time frame people are thinking he needs to recover from his drug cocktails in order to get the next one. So does that timing line up?

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (x3jdj)

378 A little song, a little dance, A little Stelter down your pants

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (1Dmt5)

379 Was Olivia Munn the one who became a US citizen and than said she was embarrassed to be because Trump was elected?
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020


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*

Who in H'wood hasn't said that?

Posted by: The Rubber Duck at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (Ejm1K)

380 update: statement from trump campaign added

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (PbpT7)

381 If they did that, Secret Service radios wouldn't work. I'm pretty sure SS wouldn't allow that.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 12:38 PM (sG4Hj)

True enough. although they could coordinate with the Secret Service to make the jammer shut off whenever an SS agent keyed his mike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (YpIxn)

382 I can't watch, I'll sit in the basement and depend on you morons.


I get too.....angry.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (ySQBZ)

383 Chris Wallace: Why are you orange bad man ?

Have you stopped beating the first lady ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (iWIqo)

384 so odds it is called off?

50-50 70-30?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (mvtaG)

385 >>Was Olivia Munn the one who became a US citizen and than said she was embarrassed to be because Trump was elected?


Emily Blunt

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

386 Linda Blair actually said all the lines. It got to be a little much for Max Von Sydow at times

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (Lu2/c)

387 Where's that statement from? What link?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

388 Daleks attacked my Tardis.

Posted by: Dr. Joe at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (FF0dF)

389 ARE YOU READY TO CRUMBLE!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (I2/tG)

390 I wouldn't be too concerned about Wallace. If recent debates are any indication, the moderators have lost control of the proceedings pretty quickly when the candidates are intent on going after each other. Trump isn't going to tolerate any crap from Wallace. He's been subjected to four years of constant, blatant partisanship and malicious lying from these idiots, and he's pounded them relentlessly about it. He won't put up with any of it in the debates either.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (FvW9c)

391 Evan Baxter in Bruce Almighty:

Evan Baxter: In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (3aI0K)

392 Obama openly treated religion people with contempt.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (HwiWi)

393 384 so odds it is called off?

50-50 70-30?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (mvtaG)

I'm 80/20 No Debates.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (Oka5v)

394 "Failed Washington politician."

Hahahaha, Trump just goaded Joey's bull.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (9VNpY)

395 Roger, Roger...

Posted by: Shirley Ugest at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (gHE26)

396 Plus, "bathroom" breaks every 30 minutes.
====

Psych RN friend said, "Of course. Nemenda causes urinary incontinence."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (vg8iE)

397 359 >>They could always break out the "exposed to COVID-19" excuse.
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To which Trump says, naw, don't worry about me. Just me and you here. Chris can stand in the parking lot.

Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (buTO7)

398 since the lies will be so obvious to everyone with a brain.


"everyone with a brain"

Yeah but what about Joe Biden?

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (786Ro)

399 let him have his earpiece and jam the signal with Beck Lyrics

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (iWIqo)

400 You know that Chris Wallace will back door this question into the
debate, and try to get Trump to release his records to defend himself.



The whole thing is a Lie, but its there to set a trap.
-----------

Its only a trap if you fall for it. Which Trump will not. My guess is Trump will say how some scum government employee released his information to a scummy Times reporter. The IRS and the Media are not exactly the most well liked people. So, no it is not a trap. Not a good one anyway.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (sX1BW)

401 154
The Biden people may have all of Chris Wallace's questions. They DON'T
have any of Trump's questions for Biden which will casually come out
during his time.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 12:19 PM (lIIT7)

________


This is what Mark Levin has been suggesting for weeks now. Trump can just ask Biden questions and -- according to the rules for the moderator -- the latter can't interrupt during whatever the time period is.

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

402 385 Thanks, I get confused like Joe Biden....

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (HwiWi)

403 If Biden pulls out, it is over - he can't remain on the ticket.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (kA3Cp)

404 so odds it is called off?



50-50 70-30?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (mvtaG)

Mark me down for "Within an hour of the debate" (during Tucker's show).

Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (kOpft)

405
my fear is that, in the next six or seven hours, there will be some horrific "disaster" that will cancel the debate

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (i22+a)

406 Long time listener first time caller....whats up with Brady and Gronk in Tampa?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (B8jzC)

407 My money is it's called off. They can try to spin out of that but joe going on stage and falling on his face can't be spun.

Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (nzKWW)

408 Yeah I can't bear to watch these things, will check for highlights during/after (live-blogging here, ace?).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (OTzUX)

409 114 Grand Rapids, MI will be rife with electoral shenanaganisms.

It happens. Usually a judge orders the polls to stay open in a Dem district 'cause racism.

These days they have a couple weeks to manufacture as many mail in votes as they need.

Posted by: Auspex at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (Xo3T0)

410 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports/i]

"Damn it why will Trump Supporters not believe us and turn on him?????!?!?!?"
--Atlantic writers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

411 I'm 80/20 No Debates.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (Oka5v)

So hello Yankee game? LOL

If sundown got the questions already, I'd call it off and hold a presser

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (mvtaG)

412 >>Statement from the Trump campaign


Gah, it's so great having someone who fights!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

413 And yet they can handle mail-in balloting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 12:43 PM (QATzS)

Brooklyn New York. Multiple reports of Ballots going out with mismatched names and addresses, which means if filled out as sent? They would be invalid.

City says its the fault of the 'Contractor' they chose to send ballots out. Oh, and it was a no bid contract, so company was 'chosen'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (NgKpN)

414 The best technology of Chinah, RussiaRussiaRussia, the deepstate, and soros are available for use in biden's ear. President Trump says what Clint Eastwood said in The Gauntlet 'I have the Love Of Jesus in my heart and this gun', and oh yeah I got the backup of American patriots.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2020 12:47 PM (XhWtx)

415 Does the IRS collect taxes on graft?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:41 PM (lgiXo)
.........

Now there's a way to balance the budget.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2020 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

416 will the candidates get a diaper check?

Posted by: The Pudding at September 29, 2020 12:47 PM (Udlax)

417 toddstarnes
@toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540



Who let Todd Starnes out on the street?

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 12:47 PM (786Ro)

418 Jam the earpiece with a rap song that repeats the "N" word.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:47 PM (lgiXo)

419 If Biden pulls out, it is over - he can't remain on the ticket.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020


*
*

So would they automatically promote Harris to Prez and ask her to tap someone else for VP?

(*Hillary* *shiver*)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 12:47 PM (Ejm1K)

420 We don't care what he says (though wedoubt he said this). We care about outcomes. Trump could hate all Catholics as far as I am concerned. So long as he pushes for pro-life policies, appoints pro-life judges, then I'm ok with that.
Posted by: SH

____________

I like things being based on a transactional basis instead of worrying about what's in their heart.

Trump delivers, that's all that matters.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (gkdnV)

421 Where's Kamala?



You'd think she's be picking up the slack.



Oh, trust me. She is.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (ncCap)

422 Joseph R. Biden Presidential Campaign
17 March 2019 - 29 September 2020

It was a good run for Lunch Bucket Joe, but he will experience what is known in the financial business as Mean Reversion.

This is rarefied air for the guy, but I fully expect that the campaign will be over tonight. They are trying everything they can to have Trump pull the plug for them, but he won't oblige.

Pelosi tried to lay the groundwork for him to pull out, but Biden's pride wouldn't allow it.

Too late to use the COVID excuse, so they are throwing out all sorts of chaff. Trump won't bite.

If they pull out at the last minute, without any predicate ground-laying, it's over.

If he goes on with the debate, it's over.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (6xA3t)

423 So hello Yankee game? LOL

If sundown got the questions already, I'd call it off and hold a presser
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (mvtaG)

Hey these 3 game sets? Anything can happen! Of course I'm watching the Yankees.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (Oka5v)

424 let him have his earpiece and jam the signal with Beck Lyrics

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Nah, go with N.W.A.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (j3jZX)

425 >>Statement from the Trump campaign

When I read it, I heard it in Kayleigh's voice.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (3tgnk)

426 We have to cancel the debate, Sundown has dysentary

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (iWIqo)

427 If Biden pulls out, it is over - he can't remain on the ticket.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (kA3Cp)


Why not?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

428 Hillary cackling, "they could have chose me again!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (9VNpY)

429 so odds it is called off?



50-50 70-30?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (mvtaG)

Mark me down for "Within an hour of the debate" (during Tucker's show).
Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (kOpft)


Nah. Fast approaching 0% chance.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (hku12)

430 Secret Service does an On-going electronic sweep of the Venue for bugs, jamming to prevent IEDs.

Sloe Joe shouldn't object to that, right?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (QGf75)

431 "Car 4, Car 4, see the man at Third and Lexington!"


"Mr. Biden, the question was regarding tax policy...."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

432 let him have his earpiece and jam the signal with Beck Lyrics

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (iWIqo)
----------
"Mr Vice President - your response?"

"Well you charm the wolves with the eyes of a gambler see, and now I see it's a comfort to you, ok fat? Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight. Na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na na"

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (/ZYFC)

433 If Hillary were the VP candidate, they would have to quadruple the secret service detail for the presidential candidate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (kA3Cp)

434 >>Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports/i]


Next week:

"Trump privately discusses conservative religious black supporters with cynicism and contempt," The Atlantic reports/i]

In two weeks:

"Trump privately discusses conservative religious women supporters with cynicism and contempt," The Atlantic reports/i]

In three weeks:

"Trump privately discusses conservative religious mid-western supporters with cynicism and contempt," The Atlantic reports/i]

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (bDqIh)

435
393 384 so odds it is called off?

50-50 70-30?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2020 12:44 PM (mvtaG)

I'm 80/20 No Debates.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:45 PM (Oka5v)


Biden has been practicing pratfalls in his basement.
He walks on the stage and takes a dive.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (axyOa)

436 In regard to the tax returns, all PDT has to say is "I'll comment on all my tax returns as soon as the NY Slimes releases all of Biden's and Hunters tax return. All's fair amirite?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (B8jzC)

437 Joe Biden is receiving marching orders from Putin over his earpiece.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

438 So would they automatically promote Harris to Prez and ask her to tap someone else for VP?

-----

So..... the Dems run nominees that NOBODY voted for.

"THIS IS WHAT DEM-AH-CRACY LOOKS LIKE!!!!"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

439 BOMBSHELL!
Unamaed source said Trump shot a guy!

Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (buTO7)

440 Gah, it's so great having someone who fights!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (bDqIh)


Something the NT cucks fail to understand after Rove advised GWB to be a punching bag.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (y7DUB)

441 Only a fool wants to pay more taxes than they have to.

Posted by: Case at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (LTMsT)

442 It would've been better for the Trump campaign to suggest they will be using jammers, or worse hijack the feed. The threat alone would work.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

443 This just in: Melania is actually a Russian agent named Igor Igorovich disguised as a woman.

Posted by: The Atlantic at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)

444 Joe cancels in person but does the remote debate... because covid yo!

Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (nzKWW)

445 Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (bDqIh)

----

Youre a VERY lucky girl....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

446 Jam the earpiece with a rap song that repeats the "N" word.

---
I wonder if Trump has people that could do short range electronic jamming.

Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (kOpft)

447 I don't know what Joe Biden's team agreed to or not. I don't know if his team has been fed questions or not. I'm not worried about Trump being able to debate Joe Biden. Joe Biden's debating strength (if he ever had one) was BS and bullying. He will not bully Trump, and Trump will call him on his BS. From a spin standpoint, if Biden stays semi-coherent and if the press says he won, now Trump has something to tweet about and get out in public: Biden was on drugs, wearing an earpiece, had the questions ahead of time. Do we really care if any of this is true? This is political hardball.

Posted by: SH at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (sX1BW)

448 I'd bet that if the Biden campaign did get the questions in advance, if Wallace reads them out of order, Biden will get all the right answers to the wrong questions.

Wallace: Mr Biden, do you believe that we should bring the Palestians into the peace talks?
Biden: yes, I oppose adding new members to the Supreme Court.
Trump: take another vitamin, Joe.

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (4a9Vv)

449 It's an awful long way from Joe's basement to Cleveland.
Maybe he can catch some shuteye on the way.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

450 Jam on it

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (DLzZd)

451 Why not?
Posted by: hogmartin

--

Because 'Our candidate cannot handle a 90 minute debate' isn't much of a GOTV message.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (kA3Cp)

452 So they tossed him a Buoy from Brazile!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 12:23 PM (Fc5rx)

________


* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (WqPYg)

453 *pauses*

South Park

"Joey! There's an antenna coming out your ass!"

His handlers have to boost the gain somehow if there is jamming...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (9VNpY)

454 let him have his earpiece and jam the signal with Beck Lyrics

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Nah, go with N.W.A.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 29, 2020 12:48 PM (j3jZX)


I'm hoping for The Village People. Want to see Joe start with the YMCA.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (axyOa)

455 That Trump team statement you just added, ace, is pretty devastating.

And as with so much with the Trump Era, I am both astonished and laughing that such things are even being said, or NEED to be addressed (drug tests or "equipment checks" for effing presidential candidates at "debates").

In its own way, hilarious!

It's been said for years but truly, imagine the post-Trump era. The boredom, the dreary pathetic dishonest lawyerly airhead media-driven drek that is 98% of the Beltway schtick.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (OTzUX)

456 285 Oh great, here it comes again:

Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports

This is the same rag that claimed that Trump called American soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers' and refused to go to a military cemetery because he didn't want to get his hair mussed.

Yeah, pull the other one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 29, 2020 12:33 PM (JHbSi)


I find that story to be heartbreaking and eminently believable.

Posted by: David French at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (PiwSw)

457 I wonder if Trump has people that could do short range electronic jamming.


Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (kOpft)


Everybody can. It's illegal as all hell but the eqpt is readily available:
https://bit.ly/3jfIJQK

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (CQ3Qb)

458 If it's called off due to covid, it won't be Joe who has tested positive. After all, testing positive is a mark of great shame to the Left. It means you are literally and morally unclean and "denied science" in some way.

The best out for them would be to say some "unnamed staffer" tested positive, and for precautionary reasons, he needs to go into isolation, because, after all, "science is real".

Posted by: caddre at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (9Aon7)

459 Every thing about Biden's campaign is shady. Ballot harvesting, agreeing then reneging on audio devices, the sham social distancing. The Democrats are going to cheat their way to the White House, and since the media and NT is on their side, we just have to sit here and take it?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (AFSld)

460 >> The Trump campaign wants the Biden campaign to allow a third party to
inspect the ears of the debaters for electronic devices or transmitters. <<

Trump should request that a third-party check both men for leg braces. Joe probably has braces from hips to ankles, to help him stand more than 10 minutes straight. With hinges at the knees that he can surreptitiously lock and unlock. This could explain why he shuffles on and off stage for events and speeches nowadays.

Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (AMIL/)

461 Trump privately discusses conservative religious supporters with 'cynicism and contempt,' The Atlantic reports/i]

"Damn it why will Trump Supporters not believe us and turn on him?????!?!?!?"
--Atlantic writers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 12:46 PM (KZzsI)


No religious person in the history of ever, has ever believed anything about their faith with more certainty that these lefties believe Trump is a phony who actually hates the people he purports to support.

With less evidence than L. Ron Hubbard came up with, they believe this with all their collective black hearts.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (hku12)

462 Saw a clip on twatter from yesterday of her completely botching a response to a very easy question. Funny it seems to have gone away lol. She's just not...good. They want her to be the cool aunt/Maya Rudolph version of her so, so bad.
_______________

Her father was a professor at Stanford, and she's black (at least for affirmative action purposes), so she should have been able to attend her pick of the Ivy's, and yet she ended up at Howard? That alone tells you she is not the brightest bulb. And her staff when she was CA's AG said that she spent most of her time sitting at her desk putting on make-up.

She's a vain, stupid woman, but her willingness to be Willie Brown's squeeze toy suggests that she is exactly the kind of amoral sleazoid who can be counted on by her leftist masters to do as she's told.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (k4dH2)

463 It's an awful long way
from Joe's basement
to Cleveland.

Maybe he can catch some
shuteye on the way.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

-----

I read that with an AC/DC accompaniment.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

464 >.Brooklyn New York. Multiple reports of Ballots going out with mismatched names and addresses, which means if filled out as sent? They would be invalid.


Also some are marked as military.

If they wanted to screw this up they couldn't have done a better job than this.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)

465 BOMBSHELL!
Unamaed source said Trump shot a guy!
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 12:49 PM (buTO7)
........

In Reno, no less.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2020 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

466 Biden/Harris 2020:

Cheat Until Caught, Then Lie

Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 12:53 PM (BM2fS)

467 458 If it's called off due to covid, it won't be Joe who has tested positive. After all, testing positive is a mark of great shame to the Left. It means you are literally and morally unclean and "denied science" in some way.

Posted by: caddre at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (9Aon7)

Unless you happened to get within contagion range of one of the unwashed bitter clingers. Then, you're a martyr.

#martyrisntinthejobdescription

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 12:53 PM (Oka5v)

468 PDT needs to look at Biden and say "Word on the street is you got the questions to tonight's debate and all I got was my tax returns hacked by the NYT"

What's Joe goign to say to that? Lie or tell the truth or yell "Look fat"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:53 PM (B8jzC)

469 Team Trump should let AtC feed Joe his answers, or pretty much anyone here.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

Listen, Fat. The real question here is crossbow vs longbow and 9mm vs .45 acp.

-Joe Biden when asked how to end the riots.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (O2PCU)

470 217 Which means they practiced without it And Joe was incapable...
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:26 PM (HwiWi)

The secret service trumps all, no pun intended. They can do whatever the hell they like to keep POTUS safe, including monitoring, jamming or recording signals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (emxxF)

471 PDT's statement hits exactly the right note.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (3Mvdr)

472
Trump ought to offer to release his tax returns if Joe takes a drug test.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (G51Gf)

473
Lots of people will tune in to see if Joe melts down or not.

I think I'll watch Gomer Pyle instead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (63Dwl)

474 This just in: Melania is actually a Russian agent named Igor Igorovich disguised as a woman.

Posted by: The Atlantic at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)



If this is true, then how do you say "Hey Igor, call me. I know secrets." in Russian?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (axyOa)

475 They asked Kamala who her favorite living rapper is and she said....Tupac

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (HwiWi)

476 Trump, "Hey Joe what's the frequency?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (9VNpY)

477 No, he was talking to the television monitor where a
lady was asking him a question... then the lady cut out. If you saw
the full clip it was obvious, but it was cut to be fake news -- exactly
like what CNN does to Trump.

Posted by: Jay at September 29, 2020 12:22 PM (TiN8g)

You appear to be correct. Joey Paste messes up enough without doing crud like that.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (J70i0)

478 Because 'Our candidate cannot handle a 90 minute debate' isn't much of a GOTV message.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 12:51 PM (kA3Cp)


Eh. He could be spraying blood from both eyes on stage. If someone's voting for him anyway, they'll go vote to keep him alive like they're clapping for Tinkerbell. Remember, they're complete idiots.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (t+qrx)

479 >>>Trump should request that a third-party check both men for leg braces. Joe probably has braces from hips to ankles, to help him stand more than 10 minutes straight. With hinges at the knees that he can surreptitiously lock and unlock. This could explain why he shuffles on and off stage for events and speeches nowadays.


You'll know when Jill comes out to grease the hinges.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (AFSld)

480 I'm all for pounding Biden on the earpiece thing (and it is really odd for him not to go along) but is there really anything that can be that small and transmit data without being fairly obvious?

I mean Apple can't seem to make such a device, hearing aids can be really small, but they can't receive wireless communication.

Honestly asking is this real tech?

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (gkdnV)

481 Who in the MSM, the left and the neverTrump community doesn't treat people of faith with cynicism and contempt?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (lgiXo)

482 252 Re: Biden earpiece.

Let it go now. They're running the "Obama birth certificate" play

Next will be, "haha, stupid conservatives will believe any stupid thing. "
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (aO8Gd)

****************

Yes, please surrender so you aren't mocked by delusional communists who fell for the Steele dossier.

FU, buddy.
There are videos with the man giving interviews with wires hanging out of his ear.

Posted by: Venus at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (iYXhj)

483 Honestly asking is this real tech?
Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (gkdnV)


Yes. It's real

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (emxxF)

484 Everybody can. It's illegal as all hell but the eqpt is readily available:
https://bit.ly/3jfIJQK
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (CQ3Qb)

What is Team Biden going to say? "Thump jammed Biden's ear piece!"

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (NKgwn)

485 Next week:

That's the pattern yeah. Its transparently pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

486
Brooklyn New York. Multiple reports of Ballots going out with mismatched names and addresses, which means if filled out as sent? They would be invalid.


Also some are marked as military.

If they wanted to screw this up they couldn't have done a better job than this.
Posted by: Lizzy

========

There are so many ways vote-by-mail can go wrong, and it's so freaking simple to do it the old-fashioned way.

but they'd rather not do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

487 "What's the frequency, Joey?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed
I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (iWIqo)

488 Honestly asking is this real tech?

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (gkdnV)


Yes.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (CQ3Qb)

489 "
Listen, Fat. The real question here is crossbow vs longbow and 9mm vs .45 acp.

-Joe Biden when asked how to end the riots.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (O2PCU) "



Wait, what about us ?

Posted by: Mary Ann and Ginger at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (3Mvdr)

490 252 Re: Biden earpiece.

Let it go now. They're running the "Obama birth certificate" play

Next will be, "haha, stupid conservatives will believe any stupid thing. "
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 29, 2020 12:30 PM (aO8Gd)

Optics cucks are why our side has been losing for decades.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (NKgwn)

491 Trump should request that a third-party check both men for leg braces.
Joe probably has braces from hips to ankles, to help him stand more than
10 minutes straight.


Braces , Depends, earpieces, IVs and various wiring harnesses... I wonder how long it takes to get Joe from the hydraulic lift rack to public-ready?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (3tgnk)

492 Every thing about Biden's campaign is shady. Ballot harvesting, agreeing then reneging on audio devices, the sham social distancing. The Democrats are going to cheat their way to the White House, and since the media and NT is on their side, we just have to sit here and take it?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (AFSld)



Antifa/BLM will look like rookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (axyOa)

493 45 Never mind the hidden earpiece, I want to see the animatronic hardware under Joe's skin.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 29, 2020 12:08 PM (XpDOS)

Or the Thunderbirds style actuators that moved the marionette's mouths.

Thunderbirds are GO!

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (QGf75)

494 You'll know when Jill comes out to grease the hinges.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (AFSld)


"Oil can." -- Joe Biden

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (AiZBA)

495 472
Trump ought to offer to release his tax returns if Joe takes a drug test.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

No. You don't bargain with, or concede anything to these people, ever.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (j3jZX)

496 >>>Also some are marked as military.

If they wanted to screw this up they couldn't have done a better job than this.


Former PA governor Ed Dickhead Rendell disallowed hundreds of military ballots during the 2004 election. Finally cowed when pressure became overwhelming. But yeah, Democrats love the troops.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (AFSld)

497
Biden's handlers cancelling the debate at the last second would be truly epic.


_________



If Hunter Didn't Kill Himself before the debate tonight, it could solve two problems for the Biden campaign with one hyoid.

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (WqPYg)

498 Who in the MSM, the left and the neverTrump community doesn't treat people of faith with cynicism and contempt?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (lgiXo)

And even if Trump supposedly said it, who cares? He's delivered to Christians. That's what counts.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (J70i0)

499 457
I wonder if Trump has people that could do short range electronic jamming.




Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM (kOpft)


Everybody can. It's illegal as all hell but the eqpt is readily available:
https://bit.ly/3jfIJQK


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:52 PM (CQ3Qb)

PDT should come out with either a real jammer and set it right on the podium, or a little black box with a toggle switch on it, and just turn it "on and off" periodically.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (B8jzC)

500 Joe would be helped even with brief cues ... to key him in on what tired old meme to regurgitate. ... if they have the questions, they can feed Joe the cues even as Wallace is talking.


Joe clearly had an earpiece in that other pic ... unless they implant one, (or put a screen with a privacy filter on his podium) ... it might well be visible.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (Cus5s)

501 Don't forget PA is investigating ballots and Michigan screwed up printing its mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (9VNpY)

502 You said that irony was the shackles of youth, uh-huh
I couldn't understand
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh
I couldn't understand
I never understood, don't fuck with me, uh-huh

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (iWIqo)

503 Trump once shot a man in Reno just to see him die!

Posted by: NYT at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (buTO7)

504 Lots of people will tune in to see if Joe melts down or not.
---------------
I think I'll watch Gomer Pyle instead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 12:54 PM (63Dwl)


Yeah, my understanding is there's this thing called the internet, where people will provide one with the good parts, instead of having to watch the whole damn thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (hku12)

505 What is Team Biden going to say? "Thump jammed Biden's ear piece!"

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (NKgwn)


That's why I suggested the threat alone would be valuable.
Wouldn't even have to be a threat. Just suggest to the broadcast team that they might want to go full-wired on the hosts mics/earpieces "just in case". A jammer would likely disrupt all wireless devices.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (CQ3Qb)

506 I hear that the Democrats are so confident that Biden will win that they are already working on how to move the Oval Office to the White House basement.

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (4a9Vv)

507 I love it! President Trump playing head games with these a-holes and that rotten old prick.

Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (0jZnq)

508 Biden won't cancel. Trump won't cancel. This will be the only debate though between the 2.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (NKgwn)

509 >>>"Oil can." -- Joe Biden



He was Corn Pop's consigliere.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (AFSld)

510
Braces , Depends, earpieces, IVs and various wiring harnesses... I wonder how long it takes to get Joe from the hydraulic lift rack to public-ready?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (3tgnk)

Probably longer than it took to pre-flight a Blackbird.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (QGf75)

511 PDT should come out with either a real jammer and set it right on the podium, or a little black box with a toggle switch on it, and just turn it "on and off" periodically.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

________________

Would Biden repeat the feedback coming through? Like a primal scream for his answer?

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (gkdnV)

512 And make sure that really is Joey Bidet and not someone wearing a Halloween old man rubber mask.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (9VNpY)

513 I wonder if Trump has people that could do short range electronic jamming.
Posted by: Methos


Wouldn't do it. Just like every other Federal appendage, WH is full of turds that would run screaming to the press for their 15 min of fame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (QPbAP)

514 That's why I suggested the threat alone would be valuable.
Wouldn't even have to be a threat. Just suggest to the broadcast team that they might want to go full-wired on the hosts mics/earpieces "just in case". A jammer would likely disrupt all wireless devices.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (CQ3Qb)

Technology exists to target something specifically.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (NKgwn)

515 Biden: My plan for America is . . .is . . .is . . . two girls for every guy. We bought a thirty-four wagon and we call it a Woody. Surf City here we come!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (DLzZd)

516
Honestly asking is this real tech?
Posted by: Blago

========

Not only that, but could Biden handle it? It takes some serious multitasking skill to get multiple audio clues (earpiece + meat talk) AND speak at the same time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (G51Gf)

517
That's why I suggested the threat alone would be valuable.
Wouldn't even have to be a threat. Just suggest to the broadcast team that they might want to go full-wired on the hosts mics/earpieces "just in case". A jammer would likely disrupt all wireless devices.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 12:58 PM (CQ3Qb


Or just flat out tell everyone the Secret Service is recording transmissions.

That would end it toot quick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (emxxF)

518 I wonder if Trump has people that could do short range electronic jamming.

Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 12:50 PM


Yeah, they're called the USSS.

Posted by: Bert G at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (OMsf+)

519 How's everyone's ammo stores looking?

I've got 500 rounds of Sellier and Bellot .308 coming and it cost me nearly a buck a round.

I paid close to $2 a shell for some Winchester SuperX #4 buck the other day.

I really should have got into reloading before all of this kicked off. From what I've seen online, nobody can find primers and powder is hard to get.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (sG4Hj)

520 how many times are we gonna hear, c'mon man ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (iWIqo)

521 Wouldn't do it. Just like every other Federal
appendage, WH is full of turds that would run screaming to the press for
their 15 min of fame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (QPbAP)


Scream about what? What would be the downside to Trump announcing to the whole world they were doing it?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (CQ3Qb)

522 Rather than complain about Biden's earpiece or try to spoof it, I think Trump should come out wearing a rather blatant one himself. When questioned about it, he should simply point to Biden's refusal to be checked for one and refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing for having one himself.

As for using it, he should. But not for answers to questions. Rather he should use it to get direct references to media doublespeak when they start trying to "fact check" him. His people should immediately look up any instances of the moderators saying the same thing, or at least their employers publishing or broadcasting the same thing, and then challenge the moderators as to whether they or their employers were lying and spreading fake news when they said it.

Throw their game right back in their faces three times as hard.

Posted by: Sam at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (ohyxL)

523 Even if Trump secretly has contempt for Christians, he's still better then he other side, which has open contempt for Christians. Same reason that the anti-military nonsense bounces off of him. Take the most negative view of Trump possible on this, he still ain't as bad as his opponents.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (H5knJ)

524 Biden: My plan for America is . . .is . . .is . . . two girls for every guy. We bought a thirty-four wagon and we call it a Woody. Surf City here we come!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (DLzZd)


Surfing Bird.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (t+qrx)

525 Trump campaign confirmed that Biden backed out of agreed upon ear piece inspection.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (VpIIl)

526 Or just flat out tell everyone the Secret Service is recording transmissions.

That would end it toot quick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Best option.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (j3jZX)

527 Trump should request that a third-party check both men for leg braces.
Joe probably has braces from hips to ankles, to help him stand more than
10 minutes straight.
-------------
Braces , Depends, earpieces, IVs and various wiring harnesses... I wonder how long it takes to get Joe from the hydraulic lift rack to public-ready?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 12:56 PM (3tgnk)


Sorta related, I saw a video recently, colorized scenes from the depression, and one thing that was eye opening was them describing FDR's election, and saying something to the effect of, even though he can't stand up himself, he's helping the whole country to stand up again.

Now, the myth today is that FDR had to hide his disability, from bigoted and mean Americans.

Yeah, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (hku12)

528 PDT should come out with either a real jammer and set it right on the podium, or a little black box with a toggle switch on it, and just turn it "on and off" periodically.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (B8jzC)

Needs a blinking LED, as well.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (QGf75)

529 And don't expect any great revelations from Biden. He will be reading from a pre-scripted document drawn up by his handlers. His answers will not bear and resemblance to the questions given even with assistance from the moderator who is a Democrat.

Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (mpXpK)

530 Joe Biden's handlers didn't agree to the ear check, but they did agree to remain backstage while they grind the organ.

Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

531 I wanna see Joe short circuit like Paula Prentiss in Stepford Wives.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (O+I8R)

532 Meggie Mac has a baby girl:

Liberty Sage McCain Domenech

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

533 Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 12:55 PM (NKgwn)

------


LOL sock....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

534 How's everyone's ammo stores looking?

I've got 500 rounds of Sellier and Bellot .308 coming and it cost me nearly a buck a round.

I paid close to $2 a shell for some Winchester SuperX #4 buck the other day.

I really should have got into reloading before all of this kicked off. From what I've seen online, nobody can find primers and powder is hard to get.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (sG4Hj)



Well, I had to buy two new ammo cans.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (axyOa)

535 Biden will probably do ok, well enough to get through the debate, and will be praised as some kind of paragon for not having a complete breakdown at any point.

But do expect at least one instance of him reacting to outside stimulus nobody is getting, like his "Okay, I lost that line" bit or "slow down".

And he'll have several senior moments where he loses the train of thought or cannot call something to memory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

536 Pretty sick of pussy "themes" for campaigns.
I like Trump's "theme": I will make you safe and prosperous.

Posted by: PJ at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (qlTN9)

537 Trump should bring a big tin foil covered box w/antenna on stage.

make it beep like my fvvking phone does

Watch for melt down.

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (Y274z)

538 OK, how about just one 60 minute break?

Posted by: Biden at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (buTO7)

539 Would be a shame if Team Trump used 4G warfare against Biden like are tested and used against enemies of the state.
Remember Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory show, and the episode with Voice to Skull technology? Might want to look that one up.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (NKgwn)

540 Frequency scanning is pretty simple. It get's more complicated if its encrypted, but it is not impossible.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

541 Liberty?

Libby is on the label...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (9VNpY)

542 PDT should come out with either a real jammer and set it right on the podium, or a little black box with a toggle switch on it, and just turn it "on and off" periodically.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (B8jzC)

Needs a blinking LED, as well.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (QGf75)



A lava lamp. In five minutes Joe will be so fixated on it he'll start pointing out shapes.
Oh look! A cow!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (axyOa)

543 So this debate is not going to happen, is it? with the Biden campaign citing unreasonable demands.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (WkPC9)

544 The funniest part about the NYC ballot screwups is that vocal feminist Rebecca Traister tweeted about how hers and her husband's ballots were wrong, and the Trump retweeted it.
LOLGF!

He'll be using their own words to defend his 2020 win amidst rampant voter fraud/rampant chaos from incompetent state election management?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (bDqIh)

545 The "I Lost That Line" video is pretty damning. It's obvious that his sight line when answering the question is off to the side of the guy who was supposedly "interviewing". Biden looks to his right when he gets the question but looks to his left when answering it. Biden again shifts his attention back to the guy at the end of the clip. There's a teleprompter in the room

Posted by: I Have Questions at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (+v+zN)

546 Cell phone blockers, wifi blockers, and radio jammers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (pw+jk)

547 Trump should violate COVID-19 protocol and shake Joe's hand. Then he should pull him closer and examine both his ears.

Posted by: CrustyB at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (qXzGC)

548 And don't expect any great revelations from Biden. He will be reading from a pre-scripted document drawn up by his handlers. His answers will not bear and resemblance to the questions given even with assistance from the moderator who is a Democrat.

--

I agree. Biden will spew the most boilerplate, generic crap because that's what he's been programmed to spew. It doesn't have to mean anything or have any substance. It has to sound well. We're a very dumbed down country.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (O+I8R)

549 Biden won't try an earpiece now. But I bet Jill Biden will be in the clubhouse banging on a trashcan to signal answers to Joe. (That's a baseball-related joke.)

Posted by: All just part of the plan at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (dYe5S)

550 Time to admit I was wrong. I predicted there would be no debates.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (iTXRQ)

551 Oh, this is hilarious. Honest Trailers finally did Firefly:

https://tinyurl.com/Honest-Trailers-Firefly



"From human thumb Joss Whedon . . . "

Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (BM2fS)

552 The fact that the earpiece thing seriously came up in negotiations without one side saying "are you joking? This is insulting" says a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

553 Sorry. Starfleet recalled my shuttle.

Posted by: Captain Joe at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (FF0dF)

554 Biden: My plan for America is . . .is . . .is . . . two girls for every guy. We bought a thirty-four wagon and we call it a Woody. Surf City here we come!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 12:59 PM (DLzZd)


I wanna hear him say:

There's some whores in this house,
I said certified freak, seven days a week.
Wet-assed puthy, make that pullout game weak, woo.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (hku12)

555 I dunno.

Some of this seems like deliberate, with the objective of further lowering expectations. That way, when Joe shows up, speaks in complete sentences and doesn't trip over his dick due to the drugs, they call it a win.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (VpIIl)

556 How's everyone's ammo stores looking?

_________



Had some rare 9mm JHP we bought "delivered" yesterday by FedEx to the wrong address -- so we didn't receive it. Wifey is freaking out. They should have the GPS coordinates when the driver scanned it upon delivery, so hopefully it'll be retrieved and properly delivered to us (we opened an investigation).

I secretly wondered if the driver was Lefty, was able to deduce it was ammo, and did something untoward?

Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (WqPYg)

557 546
Cell phone blockers, wifi blockers, and radio jammers.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (pw+jk)


The cheapest microwave oven from Walmart should do the trick.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (CQ3Qb)

558 And make sure that really is Joey Bidet and not someone wearing a Halloween old man rubber mask.


The Six Flags Guy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

559 Meggie Mac has a baby girl:

Liberty Sage McCain Domenech
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

Congratulations to the father.

And also, to Meghan's husband Ben.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (Hgg9O)

560 Oh geez how could I forget this one???

Check Joey Bidet for a cassette tape.

It worked for Teddy Ruxpin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (9VNpY)

561 Trump should violate COVID-19 protocol and shake Joe's hand. Then he should pull him closer and examine both his ears.
Posted by: CrustyB at September 29, 2020 01:03 PM (qXzGC)


And sniff his hair first, to assert dominance.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (t+qrx)

562

Play Stray Cat Blues in Joe's earpiece. People might actually think it's him


I can see that you're fifteen years old


No I don't want your I.D.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (ttyMC)

563 Biden will go through his program:

Number 1. Number 2. Number 3.

He always does that.

Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (gAMkn)

564 mean Apple can't seem to make such a device, hearing aids can be really small, but they can't receive wireless communication.


My brother in laws hearing aids are connected to his phone. It literally hears his phone via his hearing aids.

So all it would take is a phone call to Joe's phone.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (ySQBZ)

565 Suggestion for overriding the transmissions into Joe ear piece:
1. The song, "I'm a little tea pot short and stout" over and over.

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (gmo/4)

566 PDT should come out with either a real jammer and
set it right on the podium, or a little black box with a toggle switch
on it, and just turn it "on and off" periodically.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (B8jzC)



Needs a blinking LED, as well.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (QGf75)

A Valentine One radar detector.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (DLzZd)

567 528 PDT should come out with either a real jammer and set it right on the podium, or a little black box with a toggle switch on it, and just turn it "on and off" periodically.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 12:57 PM (B8jzC)

Needs a blinking LED, as well.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (QGf75)

Oh I love that idea! Do it whenever Joe is being asked a question. Watch the dems freak out . When asked "what is that?" Trump says "Nothing". When they say "c'mon, what's it do???" Trump says "nothing." And then he keeps fooling with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

568 I couldn't understand
I never understood, don't fuck with me, uh-huh
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020


*
*

"Seasons crying no despair,
"Alligator lizards in the air . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (Ejm1K)

569 NOOD JUDGE NAP

Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (wtnJT)

570 If Biden surrogates want to flood the airwaves with, "See, he's not demented" after the debates, go right ahead. That's not really the winning message some seem to think.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (H5knJ)

571 We all know the real debate is going to be between Trump and the "moderator", not Biden.

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (786Ro)

572 Meggie Mac has a baby girl:



Liberty Sage McCain Domenech

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 29, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)




Liberty Sage. That's a very nice stripper or pron name.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (ttyMC)

573 Libby is on the label...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 01:02 PM (9VNpY)

Oh hell. That jingle is going to be stuck in my head for a while now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (Ez6QX)

574 I can't wait to see Biden's sign language person break dancing tonight

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (iWIqo)

575 Override signal:

Lime in the Coconut

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (5nBSV)

576 Congratulations to the father.

And also, to Meghan's husband Ben.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (Hgg9O)

And also to The Paolo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)

577 Suggestion for overriding the transmissions into Joe ear piece:
1. The song, "I'm a little tea pot short and stout" over and over.


Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (gmo/4)


The John Valby cover version.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2020 01:07 PM (DLzZd)

578 Lime in the Coconut
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 29, 2020 01:06 PM (5nBSV)


*smashes radio*
*burns codebook*

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 01:07 PM (t+qrx)

579 Toure
@Toure
Black twitter: Which video was more satisfying to watch-Brad Parscale being forcefully tackled and arrested by police or that white woman being tasered and arrested at her kids football game for refusing to wear a mask?

-
Well, watching innocent white people being hurt is always satisfying.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

580 In fact wireless communication into hearing aids is not even extra special technology.

He got these hearing aids through the veterans program for $500.

My mom's were 4500, previous ones 6200.

Of COURSE hearing aids can be "spoken" into via phone.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 29, 2020 01:07 PM (ySQBZ)

581 Sorry...this is long but it needed the context.

@McAdooGordon

JS now asking about a letter from Sidney to Barr. He wants to ask the govt about that. JS going to read from it now. (This is going to an argument of improper interference.)

JS now reading Sidney's letter. So now a defense lawyer asking for supervisory review of a case is creating "interference" with justice apparently. Unbelievable. JS notes she had not entered her appearance yet in the court.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a person having lawyers who represent them in court and different lawyers who don't enter their appearance in court but approach the govt for resolution. I certainly hope Judge Sullivan isn't going to try to say this is a problem

There he goes. He questions the "propriety" of the letter.

"One must wonder" what the public would think. "Someone who doesn't represent someone." THAT IS WRONG. Just because you have not entered your appearance DOES NOT mean you don't represent them.

I had this same issue with another judge. They forget that entering your appearance is NOT the same thing as representing them. It is ENTIRELY legal and ethical for people to have a team of lawyers, some of whom are in court and some of whom are not.

Mooppan telling Sullivan he does not see why this would be a problem. Even if she was an unrelated person, why would it be wrong for someone to raise a question of justice with DOJ?

JS wants a copy of any reply and wants to know of any discussion within DOJ about it or with Sidney. This is not appropriate. Mooppan says he'll look into it and respond. Sullivan says DOJ might have reasons to redac

Sidney tries to jump in. JS says he'll let her talk in a minute.

She's talking now, says there was no meeting; no discussions; only response she got was a denial that there was any Brady.

She's starting to make objections. Sullivan interrupts her. Asks if she's had discussions with the President.

Sidney declining to answer. Says any such conversation would invoke executive privilege.

Sullivan incredulous.

Sullivan says she doesn't work for the govt. She says that isn't required to invoke the privilege.

Sullivan pressing her about with discussions with DJT and who in his office she spoke to.

Sidney saying once after the govt moved to dismiss and to update him about status.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)

582 532 Meggie Mac has a baby girl:

Liberty Sage McCain Domenech

So, "LSD" if she drops the McCain name.

Posted by: Liberty at September 29, 2020 01:08 PM (OF8Jh)

583 I really should have got into reloading before all of this kicked off. From what I've seen online, nobody can find primers and powder is hard to get.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2020 01:00 PM (sG4Hj)

------

ALL of my empty brass is filled. I have enough ammo onsite to make a CNN Chyron if I were arrested for something and they searched my house.

Im still have some primers for everything. Im in best shape in Small Rifle with about 4k on hand.

Ive still got a 8lbs jug of CSB 1 left from when they were selling that shit by the pallet and I have 6lbs of Red Dot. Rifle powder Im kinda hurting on. I have maybe a couple pounds of TAC for 556 and almost out of 4350 for 270.

I also have 800lbs of lead sitting in the garage to cast. I use lead on almost all of my pistol calibers and my lever actions.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 29, 2020 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

584 mean Apple can't seem to make such a device, hearing aids can be really small, but they can't receive wireless communication.


Phone+Bluetooth earpiece.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

585 532 Meggie Mac has a baby girl:

Liberty Sage McCain Domenech

So, "LSD" if she drops the McCain name.
Posted by: Liberty at September 29, 2020 01:08 PM (OF8Jh)

Her friends will call her Lucy

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 01:09 PM (HrMC1)

586 Yeah, get some Mick Taylor blasting into Joes ear.

Or the Theme from Shaft.

Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 01:09 PM (RuIsu)

587 How's everyone's ammo stores looking?

Looking empty. I respect everyone's right to own a gun, but I expect that the shooting is not going to happen because the debate did or did not take place.

And on another note, Don't pull out of the debate, President Trump. Show up even if they don't attend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2020 01:09 PM (WkPC9)

588 I just googled Candy Crowley apologizes, and I am finding zip! I hope PDT runs an eternal clip of her interference.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 01:09 PM (xRJkg)

589 How's everyone's ammo stores looking?

I've got 500 rounds of Sellier and Bellot .308 coming and it cost me nearly a buck a round.

I paid close to $2 a shell for some Winchester SuperX #4 buck the other day.

I really should have got into reloading before all of this kicked off. From what I've seen online, nobody can find primers and powder is hard to get.
Posted by: bonhomme

_______________

9mm is the round people are having a hard time getting a hold of in my area.

I have enough now, but I was "topping off the tank" like everyone else and it was hard as hell to find. I found a Big 5 that actually had a pretty reliable supply. People would line up in front of the store on Friday morning when the got their shipments. Online sources seem completely drained unless you want to go to a sketchy place to order.

The gun issue is a big one, I feel like Trump is not doing as good as he can to make Biden own he's a gun grabber.

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2020 01:10 PM (gkdnV)

590 @Toure
Black twitter: Which video was more satisfying to watch-Brad Parscale being forcefully tackled and arrested by police or that white woman being tasered and arrested at her kids football game for refusing to wear a mask?



I'd say watching that asshole Blake getting shot in the ass for non-compliance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

591 Oh, this is hilarious. Honest Trailers finally did Firefly

Glad someone finally took it to how Whedon's writing is so packaged and repetitive. It sounds clever, until you listen closely and realize its the same thing over and over, and every single character has the same interchangable lines. And how his characters are always the same set of the same group of people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

592 nood

Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2020 01:11 PM (mpXpK)

593 @McAdooGordon

Sullivan asking whether she asked DJT to intervene. She says she only asked DJT NOT to issue a pardon and gave him an update.

Sullivan asking Sidney whether it is ethically proper for her to write DOJ. She says yes; Flynn had terminated Covington already, but she had not just entered her appearance in the court, but was repping Flynn at the time. (This is 100% correct.)

Sidney moving to strike Gleeson and all his pleadings and the facts he's interjected into the case. Sullivan says her record is clear that she objects to Gleeson and his role in the case.

Sidney moves to recuse Sullivan.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 01:11 PM (cF8AT)

594 I secretly wondered if the driver was Lefty, was able to deduce it was ammo, and did something untoward?


Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 01:04 PM (WqPYg)

===
The boxes come with ORMD stickers all over them. Even a leftist can figure that out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 29, 2020 01:12 PM (pw+jk)

595 Look for Solidad O'Brian in the audience.

Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 01:13 PM (SWbVS)

596 How's everyone's ammo stores looking?
........

Well, I live in Santa Cruz county so... not good.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

597 Liberty Sage. That's a very nice stripper or pron name.

There is something so wrong with Millennial parents

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

598 Seriously: how complicated can the electronics in that earpiece be?

Can you make a frequency hopping encrypted earpiece small enough to fit in Joe's ear and not be visible? Because if not, you bring some radio scanners, and maybe a powerful transmitter. Biden's team isn't going to want to have their transmitter be more powerful than necessary (power == detectible). Find his frequency, record what's sent out. Heck, once you find the frequency start a livestream that's 1/2 hour tape delayed.

Or, use a more powerful transmitter to send him things to say, so when he says them he's caught

If Joe's using an earpiece, I expect the Trump camp to screw him over, hard, for doing so.

As in, "this is a competency test, boys. Don't screw it up."

Posted by: Greg Q at September 29, 2020 01:15 PM (uyg71)

599 I'd link the ear-device-inspection and the every-half-hour breaks more closely: Biden would be willing to be checked for an ear device before the debate starts IF he gets a break--and a chance to insert an ear device--at the 30-minute mark.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 01:15 PM (xRJkg)

600 Liberty Sage?
**checks Crayola box for that color**

Posted by: Hands at September 29, 2020 01:15 PM (786Ro)

601 ALL of my empty brass is filled. I have enough ammo onsite to make a
CNN Chyron if I were arrested for something and they searched my house.

===
Local paper has a drug or some other bust and they go down the list of seized drugs, monies, ammunition, and weapons. When they come down the pike, Mrs. Jukin asks what would happen if they raided our house?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 29, 2020 01:16 PM (pw+jk)

602 Well, they could have George Stephanopoulos sit on Joe's knee and whisper the answers to him.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 29, 2020 01:16 PM (rXie1)

603 I think it's possible to jam that radio Sleepy Joe has implanted behind his ear. I would think the USSS would do that sort of thing anyway at a Special Security Event like the debates.

Posted by: Jon Ford at September 29, 2020 01:17 PM (6UgKs)

604 They could get Jake Tappity Tap Tap Tapper to sit in the front row. Then Joe could just listen for the nasally voice and repeat it.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 29, 2020 01:17 PM (rXie1)

605 And sniff his hair first, to assert dominance.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2020 01:05 PM (t+qrx)

Willowed on the last thread, but PDT needs to get as close and overbearing to Biden as he can. In high-stakes business, when two men meet for the first time there is always a moment where they size each other up and determine nonverbally who can kick whose ass. PDT is 6'3" and brawny. Biden is 6'0'' and scrawny. PDT was in NY real estate for decades and he knows how this works, probably does it instinctively. Hillary, if you recall, reacted to being intimidated. I wouldn't be surprised if Biden does too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 01:18 PM (btIUW)

606 Sullivan asking Sidney whether it is ethically proper for her to write DOJ.

Did this guy get his law degree out of a cereal box? Why is he asking what he should already know?

This entire thing reads more like its someone just trying to keep the process going and feed reporters lines to yell than someone looking to find justice or conclude a case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

607 Oh, and let's dispense with the "FoxNews Staffer" vrap. It's Wallace and the Murdocks.

Posted by: Iblis at September 29, 2020 01:19 PM (t/Ya5)

608 Cue the conspiracy theories! (be sure to make them crazy)

Posted by: Juris Doc at September 29, 2020 01:19 PM (vw8tb)

609 Hillary, if you recall, reacted to being intimidated.

She freaked out and threw a four day fit in the news after a guy walked over and offered her a piece of paper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

610 598 Seriously: how complicated can the electronics in that earpiece be?

Can you make a frequency hopping encrypted earpiece small enough to fit in Joe's ear and not be visible? Because if not, you bring some radio scanners, and maybe a powerful transmitter. Biden's team isn't going to want to have their transmitter be more powerful than necessary (power == detectible). Find his frequency, record what's sent out. Heck, once you find the frequency start a livestream that's 1/2 hour tape delayed.

Or, use a more powerful transmitter to send him things to say, so when he says them he's caught

If Joe's using an earpiece, I expect the Trump camp to screw him over, hard, for doing so.

As in, "this is a competency test, boys. Don't screw it up."
Posted by: Greg Q at September 29, 2020 01:15 PM (uyg71)


I wonder about the power supply that would be necessary for a frequency-hopping receiver and how long it would last.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 01:20 PM (btIUW)

611 "My brother in laws hearing aids are connected to his phone. It literally hears his phone via his hearing aids."

My hearing aids are blue tooth compatible. Amazing little things.

Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 01:22 PM (SWbVS)

612 The U.S. Government has the best radio jamming and intercepting technology in the world, and as a matter of national security must jam any communications. Besides, I want to see Joe Biden do the Hokey Pokey.

Posted by: akelm88 at September 29, 2020 01:26 PM (dNh/A)

613 They just replace a molar with a radio.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2020 01:28 PM (Y274z)

614 Interesting statement from the Trump campaign.

Begun they have, the mind games.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2020 01:28 PM (XxJt1)

615 The front row has been reserved for 75 of Joe's campaign aides. Each one of them have small cue cards sewn into their clothing. Also, a pro baseball play caller will be on hand. A Sign language interpreter will be at the back of the room instead of the front.

Posted by: portlandon at September 29, 2020 01:28 PM (+oR7L)

616 This will backfire if the panty knuckler uses an earpiece. He will obviously hesitate when being fed the line and he will 'eff it up repeatedly and I anticipate him saying something overt like " I didn't get that or say that again".
The pressure of the debate and being fed lines will be apparent.

Posted by: MikeyLikey at September 29, 2020 01:33 PM (JPtYW)

617 Hopefully, a pro-Trump hacker will jam the signal to Biden's earpiece!

Trump/PENCE 2020
MAGA
Save America From Evil

Posted by: Myshiba at September 29, 2020 01:37 PM (7Gr32)

618 can someone share the link for the Sullivan/Flynn hearing?

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2020 01:40 PM (PbpT7)

619 They just need to find the frequency being used and jam it during the debate, assuming it can be done in a way that is not noticeable.

Posted by: Random Guy on the interwebs at September 29, 2020 01:51 PM (cZQ2c)

620 607 Oh, and let's dispense with the "FoxNews Staffer" vrap. It's DNC-operative, Never-Trump, backstabber Wallace and the traitorous China-boy, Republican-voter-despising Murdocks' NeverTrump, Democrat-Ally, Deep-State piece-of-sh!t propaganda operation.
Posted by: Iblis at September 29, 2020 01:19 PM (t/Ya5)

Yep.

Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 01:52 PM (BRkq2)

621 amplified edition
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 01:52 PM (BRkq2)

Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 01:56 PM (BRkq2)

622 The technology is not as great as Biden's fluffers hope it is - especially when the person dependent on it still thinks the kiddies are listening to record players.

I saw a clip of a MLB game yesterday. Christian Yelich was wired and was supposed to answer the usual inane questions from broadcasters while he was standing around in the outfield. Except the sound didn't work - you could see Yelich talking but couldn't make out what he was saying. Apparently the broadcasters could hear him but not TV viewers.

I can see Biden yelling "Bill! Speak up! I can't hear you!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 29, 2020 01:56 PM (HabA/)

623 It's not ' brain medicine breaks' the way Ace implied.The brain medicine causes incontinence.

Posted by: MikeN at September 29, 2020 02:06 PM (o/eHL)

624 Presisdent Trump'
s negotiator should point out the Rep. Nadler refused AG Wm Barr a bathroom break during a congessional hearing.

Posted by: Arieswoman at September 29, 2020 02:18 PM (mUy0r)

625 619 They just need to find the frequency being used and jam it during the debate, assuming it can be done in a way that is not noticeable.

Better yet, do it in a very noticeable way. Get him to react. Or start feeding him lines, Ron Burgundy style.

Posted by: Patrick at September 29, 2020 02:40 PM (/gGzY)

626 Trump's team needs to get the frequency and start giving Biden all sorts of things to say.

It wouldn't be hard to do. Those things probably use a relatively small set of frequencies. A frequency scanner could sweep for transmissions and figure out which one they're using. Then use a similar transmitter...

This could turn out to be an entertaining debate.

Posted by: SkylerKat at September 29, 2020 02:41 PM (SXIn9)

627 225 Theory:

Fox leaked the news that Biden's campaign got the questions ahead of time in an effort to get Trump to back out of the debate at the last second.

Discuss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

No one had the questions except Chris Wallace and he wouldn't leak them even internally because even if everyone had a copy, Chris would always be known as the guy who leaked the questions in a Presidential debate and the next election means nothing compared to Chris' and his father's legacy. So I call BS on the leaking to Biden campaign.

I hope Roger Stone leaked a set of bogus questions to Biden's campaign anonymously from a "Friend at Fox".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 29, 2020 03:09 PM (kfcYC)

628 Biden might have been demanding the breaks to allow the earpiece inspection.

If he doesn't allow the ear inspection then people will assume he has something in there, so he probably will allow it.

He can't allow the drug testing cuz he's filled to the gills with something.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 29, 2020 03:17 PM (kfcYC)

629 Trump should convince the secret service that they need to set up frequency jammets astound the stage, just to make sure no one can plant a device and remote activate it to hurt the President.

I think Trump's best play tonight is to answer questions, but try to rile up Biden in the process, make it so nothing being relayed to him has the chance to be processed before he starts spouting out gibresh, or better yet goes into one of his tourette like spats where he gets angry, calls people names and yells "come'on man"

Posted by: Rbastid at September 29, 2020 03:40 PM (axhr1)

630 That scene from Real Genius......"It's God, Joe....."

Posted by: akelm88 at September 29, 2020 03:44 PM (dNh/A)

631 Liberty Sage. That's a very nice stripper or pron name.

There is something so wrong with Millennial parents
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

Copying hippie parents on dumb names, for one.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2020 04:27 PM (eoQWY)

632 Look out for Earwigs they are said to enter persons ears and chew right though to the other side and right through the Brain

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 29, 2020 04:38 PM (FLiOE)

633 This is so open to Trump that if he doesn't pound Sundowner Joe, then pray that Judge Barrett delivers us from Evil...

Posted by: Eve at September 29, 2020 04:59 PM (L5yo0)

634 For the love of God, Trump, have scanning/jamming/recording equipment on standby. find and record the feed in the first few questions, then jam it.

Posted by: douglas Whiddon at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (hP9mp)

635 Scam alert: J Corsi says Biden already has the questions-from Wallace.

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at September 29, 2020 10:40 PM (Mce6+)

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