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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Leftwing Unveils Its Plan: They Want Lockdowns Forever, to Fight "Global Warming"
The paranoids out there who said that this was always the left's gameplan? That the whole "covid lockdown" gambit was just a trial run for a permanent police state lockdown of the population?
(A lockdown for all but the high officials of the Inner Party, that is.) Those who said the game was always to free prisoners and imprison free men? Collect your winnings. You were 100% right.
What to call the lake that is in Kosovo and Serbia has been a serious sticking point despite the U.S. forged compromise to launch a feasibility study to create jobs and more energy for the region....so both sides have agreed to a new name: Lake Trump. https://t.co/AgeDNZ4aBd
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) September 24, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Shits himself and slowly shuffles away
Posted by: Priapism at September 24, 2020 04:52 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 04:53 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 24, 2020 04:53 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 04:53 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 24, 2020 04:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 24, 2020 04:54 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2020 04:54 PM (v16oJ)
Gov Wolf says yes
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 04:53 PM (nUhF0)
Two judges have ruled his stupid restrictions unconstitutional, but we're still living under them.
WHY
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 04:54 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: windbag at September 24, 2020 04:54 PM (LRaA8)
Posted by: JT at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (dz8eD)
there's this
https://twitter.com/AsraNomani/status/
1308945730636308480
Reporting on how critical race theory activists are destroying my son's STEM high school, I got the contract @FCPSSupt signed paying @DrIbram $20,000 for a 60 min video talk. No joke.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ONKVN)
It has been Sea Otter Awareness Week all week and you've done nothing to celebrate.
Here is baby Joey at the Vancouver Aquarium
https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (294gF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (ZfRYq)
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"I resent that."
(Wait, let me pull my mask down so you can hear me better.)
"I RESENT THAT."
Posted by: SH at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (sX1BW)
It has been Sea Otter Awareness Week all week and you've done nothing to celebrate.
Here is baby Joey at the Vancouver Aquarium
https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter
...
And so it begins.
Posted by: Guy who always says when sea otter posts are in draft at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Priapism at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
I hate when my most cynical suspicions prove true.
Or not even cynical enough...
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (w7KSn)
These freaks need to be pushed back HARD.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bDqIh)
What's most amazing is that she found someone to campaign with who's even older than Joe Biden!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)
talking about Jane Fonda, lol
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (xfb67)
WHY
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 04:54 PM (DJFLF)
Legal rulings only stick to Republicans.
Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles and house pet John Roberts at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A nephilim thread! at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (7RzBN)
1. space thread/ space force, Mars etc.
2. GAINZ
3. Another Steve Inman open thread with a Memology link and a Pitch Meeting (Jurrasic Park! They are the best Picth Meetings)
Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (q177U)
Posted by: fly gal at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (G+vRf)
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (294gF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (63Dwl)
This is all a grand rehearsal for that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (I2/tG)
WHY
Posted by: kallisto
dunno either
clearly the x% occupancy or maximum numbers in a gathering are illegal and should be ignored
but does the ruling also affect the masks?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (lgiXo)
Pictures of Mr. and Mrs. CBD on their wedding night in the heart shaped tub at beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge (taped in secret, of course)?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (7X3UV)
It's a luxurious lake. And YUUUGE.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (b2diN)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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How many days of PTO can he have left?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (FR+I0)
it won't be an afternoon off, there'll be posts
they'll just mostly be written tonight
i try to do this every friday but it usually doesn't work. Usually I just have a light friday
it sure the hell dind't work last friday (RGB's death)
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (0Uf+z)
Trump executive order banning all lockdowns. If the left wants to destroy the Constitution, so be it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (s2VJv)
I heard that jingle right after I read that.
Now I am going to go find the Milford Plaza commercial that used to follow it.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (hqx6y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: fly gal at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (G+vRf)
That's what lying down in the road like a dumbass get you...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac
you know, a much more offensive comment would be something along the lines of "we need about thirty more to make a decent coat."
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (W2Pud)
clearly the x% occupancy or maximum numbers in a gathering are illegal and should be ignored
but does the ruling also affect the masks?
no guys not about masks just occupancy and shutting down private businesses with waivers
I think that's why he suddenly opened up dining indoors to 50 percent occupancy right? pressure from the ruling
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (j9HX3)
About to go Lockdown Postal and I'm meek as a lamb, there must be plenty others farther along.
Remember, EAT THE BABIES!!
Posted by: banned in interzone at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (YudXk)
Yeah, how about 15 days to slow the lead? Because we're going to start shooting.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (nUhF0)
I don't know. Those mask diktats are very loosely enforced, as in not at all in the declasse burg I inhabit.
(those e's are supposed to have accents)
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (DJFLF)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6btng4f
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)
i try to do this every friday but it usually doesn't work. Usually I just have a light friday
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I like to do an early debate prep on Friday afternoon's myself.
Posted by: SH at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (sX1BW)
https://tinyurl.com/u83o3z8
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
damned inconsiderate of her
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (nUhF0)
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Huh? Wha? Who's this "everyone?"
Posted by: Karen McWinemom at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (76S/3)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (hqx6y)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (lgiXo)
Depopulation via lockown. Agenda 21.
Also, I find it amusing that this is really hitting live entertainment hard. The chickens have come home to roost for the liberals.
/does Bruce Springsteen quality for unemployment?
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (3Mvdr)
"Never mind, Durham's Clinton Foundation 'probe' was just a different menu with the same nothingburger on it."
Posted by: csmats at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (X5VFN)
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
Bats? Did somebody say bats?
Right over here brah.
Posted by: U-Haul Truck at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (3Mvdr)
What'd you gain?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gycincy at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (84xi9)
496 All the news everywhere showing picture after picture of innocent looking Breonna Taylor. Are they trying to stoke hatred?( question asked and answered)
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (0Uf+z)
@Techno_Fog
NEW Flynn docs
11/8/16: "So glad they're closing Razor"
12/5/16: Disagreement with getting Flynn financials. "We didn't find anything..."
12/5/16: "This [investigation] is a nightmare"
1/5/17: After Obama WH meeting - Razor is going to stay open.
Thread...
https://tinyurl.com/yxruud4w
Unrolled version: https://tinyurl.com/y2ntg93m
And Sean Davis is tweeting about it too:
@seanmdav
BREAKING: Explosive new FBI texts uncovered by DOJ show that FBI agents were so horrified by the bureau's actions to take down Trump that they purchased liability insurance to protect themselves after they got sued.
https://tinyurl.com/y3v7j6as
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (cF8AT)
I want the Boob Pics in every thread that Ace posted one day last week
Boobs will keep for one day and many days thereafter
Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
We can repurpose them with new jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 24, 2020 04:59 PM (b2diN
"This" time, we'll do capitalism "right"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (oqV6o)
his parents had to divorce for some reason to help his eligibility? and still GA is saying it doesn't count b/c the parents aren't really divorced (they are, but plan on remarrying after this year I guess)
it's crazy nuts. he's a USC commit (link in my sig)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (j9HX3)
Dickhead.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (ecs0B)
I'll do that. I'll post an earlier one, so that I can participate without blowing up my plan to "call a lid" early.
that's why I usually don't post them-- because I usually post them at the end of the day, and I can't make up my mind whether to post but not participate or to participate and wind up not "calling it a lid"
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (PbpT7)
I've lost more than 20 pounds in the last 7 weeks. I'm actually quite proud of it considering how hungry I've felt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
were so horrified by the bureau's actions to take down Trump that they
purchased liability insurance to protect themselves after they got sued.
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Insurance doesn't cover criminal acts.
If you really want to get to the truth of something, put the insurance companies on it. They always have the real costs.
Posted by: SH at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sX1BW)
I've lost more than 20 pounds in the last 7 weeks. I'm actually quite proud of it considering how hungry I've felt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Shooting crank will do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (NWiLs)
Umm... no. I know liberals in MI who are happy that Auntie Gretchen in taking care of them by making 10,000 proclamations regarding how they can live their lives. They're happy in their little concentration camp bubble. And as long as she keeps sending them money (they just got $300 additional COVID cash) they cool with whatever rules are foisted upon them.
My guess is the same holds true in Manhattan. TPTB are doing this because they CARE. That's the liberal mindset.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Hmm. . . .
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (AwPyG)
Market Watch is a commie rag that pretends to be covering the markets/economy just like Business Insider.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (o/dyo)
I've lost more than 20 pounds in the last 7 weeks. I'm actually quite proud of it considering how hungry I've felt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Shooting crank will do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (NWiLs)
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I'll have to negotiate with Dolley about increasing the crank household budget.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (UWqZJ)
the #winning hashtag has to be removed in order to link to the tweet
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: aivanther at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (mUU9S)
Kid is taking an online class at home.
His brother walks in and trips over a BB gun on the floor.
Kid gets up, puts the BB gun next to his chair, out of the way.
Teacher sees it, freaks, and kid is suspended.
Parents appeal, appeal rejected.
So, now a school invades your home, and can punish your child for what Toys they have.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (NgKpN)
Senator Diane Feinstein: Why exactly at 87 years of age does she need to be a US Senator ???
Posted by: 11B40 at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: NCKate at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (aXcxR)
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (AwPyG)
"Trump Was Right": Explosive New FBI Texts Detail Internal Furor Over Handling Of Crossfire Hurricane Investigation --Newly disclosed internal FBI notes & text messages detail the extent of the FBI's desire to take down Trump & his associates at any cost.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (ZLI7S)
WTF???
Remember something?
As soon as someone shouts the "N" word, I'm doing a data dump fasten than Nadler can squeeze his cheeks together.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (axyOa)
So THAT'S what all those honest ham-and-eggers were doing, instead of resigning
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (AwPyG)
The unshakable integrity of the rank and file.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (NWiLs)
is Durham still thrusting?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (FZYNt)
No, the Time of the Thrust has expired. We have now entered the Phase of the Parry.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (yN+uL)
Senator Diane Feinstein: Why exactly at 87 years of age does she need to be a US Senator ???
Posted by: 11B40 at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (evgyj)
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She wanted to outlive that bitch RBG.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (bDqIh)
Asked about his thoughts on the Senate Report on Hunter Biden, Senator Rand Paul said
"I think riding on Air Force Two and doing business is illegal. I think that is against the law, and probably a felony," Paul explained.
"I think it's illegal to take money from a Russian politician's wife, $3.5 million. Was it reported accurately? I think the only way to determine the actual legality of this is to have it referred to the Department of Justice," he added.
"So, I'm going to send the report over. I don't know if the whole committee will vote for it, but I'm sending the report, tomorrow, to the Department of Justice, and we're asking for a criminal referral."
https://tinyurl.com/y5yka4wx
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (Z4rgH)
https://youtu.be/qxy15fsbpGo
Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Silentbrick at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (47st/)
Or how to explain Morons,when to other people.
Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: G.W.B at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (FZYNt)
So, now a school invades your home, and can punish your child for what Toys they have.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:06 PM (NgKpN)
***
Simple solution...
Conduct a mostly peaceful protest at the school.
Hell, its not being used anyway. They won't miss it.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
they still got that old school commie loon, Paul Farrell or did he croak?
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (nFwvY)
Normally, temporary injunctions by fed. district court judges are often put on hold for higher court review due to appeals.
Dem DC judges often do not act that way and often a judicial panel of the reviewing Court of Appeals then stays the action. This is to require the district court to allow the legal process contesting the temporary injunction to go forward and giving more of a record for the COA to rule on. In a similar way, Dem judges tend to abuse nationwide injunctions when technically as a matter of law, it is binding only on the district (and parties) where the ruling is made. In the era of judicial forum shopping, using the lawfare model where law is warfare under other means, it is rejected by the left.
Equity rulings are generally one of the more reversible actions that a judge can make when appealed because no jury is involved. The judge's butt is especially exposed when it is a temporary injunction has to rise to the level of irreparable harm to plaintiffs and likely success in following proceedings to be legally justified for the plaintiffs to win.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (OLiBJ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (2DOZq)
What sites do you visit when you want to de-stress? We all need that.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: TN Deplorable at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (mgeBd)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
Canadian Hoser comedy
minus the Ricin
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (WkPC9)
I follow freeze dried food, you know, like backpack food items, that stuff has increased in price bigly.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: aivanther at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (mUU9S)
In April, the economists working for the State of Oregon predicted a $2 billion hit to state revenues over the next two years due to coronavirus (Oregon has a two-year budget cycle). That's about five hundred bucks a person.
After all, Second Great Depression, bla, bla, bla.
The economy was obviously going to go south, taking state revenues with it.
And now... never mind.
"We're talking about a $2 billion increase in the current biennium resources, which effectively erases what we had in terms of recession in the forecast," said Mark McMullen, state economist with the Office of Economic Analysis. "We expect to end the biennium about the same as we did in March."
The State of Oregon is now forecasting that it will be collecting more state income tax revenue in 2020 than in 2019.
If this is mirrored nationwide, this is great news for Trump.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (4SXLy)
Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (Xd/1o)
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Is there more than one?
Posted by: SH at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (sX1BW)
Worked for me.
Try this. Remove the space after Murphy...
#winning
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (hOMhY)
But the past couple years of Trump made me not only think that things could be turned around, but that Trump is the only man who can continue to do it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet
Chaturbate - really helps me blow off steam
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (FZYNt)
116
Something is definitely coming."
Yall stand back or you might get hurt.
Posted by: Bald Headed John at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (2lndx)
After 10:00 PM it gets a little blue
Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 05:10 PM (Izzlo)
Nancy lost the house magnificently.
Nancy has the house again and now its replace capitalism altogether for climate sustainability as promoted by this new tart with an equally crazy name?
Posted by: DanMan at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (RusNE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (4SXLy)
Posted by: shibumi
I watch YooToob vids of a seal spinning in a circle in a pool.
For eight hours.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (Rvt88)
Today's story for tomorrow:
"Never mind, Durham's Clinton Foundation 'probe' was just a different menu with the same nothingburger on it."
Posted by: csmats
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lol, fvckin' evergreen
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (G51Gf)
What sites do you visit when you want to de-stress? We all need that.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
I hit my very large music collection, hard. I guess that does not count.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Insomniac
you know, a much more offensive comment would be something along the lines of "we need about thirty more to make a decent coat."
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 05:01 PM (W2Pud)
Who would wear a Biden skin coat? Gacy's dead.
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (Ojki1)
I take a walk and I leave my phone on the dresser.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (ZLI7S
Yeah man I hear you, tell me about it..
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (qdETu)
is Durham still thrusting?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (FZYNt)
No, the Time of the Thrust has expired. We have now entered the Phase of the Parry.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (DJFLF)
Naww, Rick Parry retired last year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
If you can think of/remember a story that will keep for one day -- something not closely connected to the news cycle, not breaking news of limited useful life -- please let me know about the story in the comments, and provide a link for me if you have it.
I think Teh Horde would like to see another guest post by Johnny Coldcuts.
Or maybe update us on your progress on the script for Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (EGyGV)
We are literally halfway to communism and they did it during a high flying economy!
What else have I been on from the start? The TIMING was not a coincidence. COVID was a Takedown America Op concocted by the Chinese and American Communist Parties. Not a question in my mind.
Take it or leave it.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (NWiLs)
Straight shooters everyone of them, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
Wut. a. suckup.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (yN+uL)
I've put away 15 pounds at least! Just need bigger pants.
Posted by: banned inner man or inner tube? at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (7ae/7)
Bets that Hunter didn't pay taxes on that?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (8D42x)
What sites do you visit when you want to de-stress? We all need that.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
I shut down the computer when I want to de-stress.
Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (Izzlo)
Thank you.
Does this mean the appeal is headed to SCOTUS?
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (DJFLF)
Another deeply cynical thought I had back in April, and then said to myself, "self, that is just crazy".
Now? Plausible.
You definitely can't rule it out.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (w7KSn)
"When you meet lunatics halfway, it makes you a lunatic, too."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (2lndx)
80s cannuck comedy variety show with Red Green as the host. Occasionally funny.
Posted by: DanMan at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (RusNE)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (ZLI7S
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The question is what when.
2020 may end on a high note.
Posted by: SH at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (bGrv1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (3H9h1)
Forest management, and being willing to open up non-green energy sources like hydropower. (But manmade dams kill Gaia! the new Frozen movie told me so!) Instead he is implementing a draconian car plan that will stop small businesses and poorer people from owning a car, because they often need cheaper, used, gas powered trucks and cars to get around. Only the rich can afford new electric cars. Which is part of the plan.
I had hoped that the killing of the whole economy being the only way to achieve their green goals would prove to leftists that their Green New Deal dreams were stupidly unfeasible. I should have realized they'd take it as "challenge accepted!", and choose to shut down the economy instead.
Please, PLEASE, may Trump win and spare us the worst of these evil green master plans.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (czncg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (NWiLs)
Gawd, these people so badly want to be ruled.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (axyOa)
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They want to stand on the Kremlin Wall and wave at the parade. They're surprised to end up in the basement of the Lubyanka with a Nagant pressed against their heads.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (mht8P)
Where was that again...
Posted by: That Special Snowflake - Straight White Pride makes me Special! at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (t1zLB)
Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:07 PM (ZLI7S
This is dedicated to Garrett, especially.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQPMjKLQQU
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Bets that Hunter didn't pay taxes on that?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (I2/tG)
Oh, whoopsie. My accountant screwed up. I'll just pay those taxes right now. See! All better. Nothing to fret about.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (4SXLy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (4SXLy)
My SF buddy said this ain't about no virus.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY)
What sites do you visit when you want to de-stress? We all need that.
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Is there more than one?
Sure.
This is mine: https://www.lovemeow.com/
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (oqV6o)
Straight shootin' truth-tellers to the last.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Peter North at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (3H9h1)
Well, duh. Ford, of course.
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (nL4fk)
Feinstein, like other pols, actually is the front person for a team. Her staff, the interest groups and donors, and her political supporters in the state do not want to lose influence if a new person takes office.
So, the aging pol is propped up in office until they keel over and that is bi-partisan btw. To some degree, perhaps in Feinstein's case, remaining senator may be protection against investigations into various laws that might have been broken over the years.
That is part of the problem with DOJ and FBI misconduct involving thwarting and allowing investigations of House and Senate members based on political calculus in these agencies.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (OLiBJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 05:12 PM (3H9h1)
Heh. I own a Lexus and a Toyota, so I'll pop the popcorn.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (uqdlV)
*considers*
How about LOLGF!!!!?
Does LOGF?!!!! work for you?
Great. Deal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (KGgWK)
Posted by: shibumi
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Where else but The Gorilla Channel!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (2BZBZ)
I was able to view it, it's a good clip. I never knew Scott Adams was that patriotic!
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: WisRich
They are terrible. To watch the market, I have an S&P bookmark, just through google. So whenever I check on the market, there is the chart, which is all I care about, but also a bunch of links to stories. Usually from Marketwatch. They are always doom and gloom/against Trump in a subtle way. But I actually enjoy them because they are usually, 8-12 hours old, and always wrong. *The sell off will continues says guru who is never wrong.* And the market is up 1.5 %. Hate MarketWatch.
Posted by: MikeM at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (5kpOR)
I vote for all busty lesbo porn all day tomorrow. Call a lid, MILF on MILF.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (SWbVS)
NO STACY ABRAMS NO!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)
_______________
Wow, $20,000 to spend an hour telling white folks they're all raaaaacists?
Nice gig if you can get it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (2lndx)
VDH echoes this sentiment.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:15 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (4SXLy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc
newsletter addy please
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (W2Pud)
According to Meyers Briggs Personality Theory, about half of the population are Perceivers. They are the ones that tend to like to be told what to do.
That being said, there are a lot that are rebellious and nonconformist.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: Biblio at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (KILk7)
Hmm. . . .
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:05 PM (AwPyG)
It's Ewok New Year.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Prime sistah at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (VNmG1)
*Cuts the last of the Dominican stogies and lights up*
And yet there no indictment of any significant figure(s). Dammit mister...Now I gotta buy another box, just in case....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2020 05:17 PM (z2zph)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 24, 2020 05:17 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2020 05:17 PM (+y8uL)
What sites do you visit when you want to de-stress? We all need that.
Blizzard Entertainment has great PC games just pay download and next thing ya know you a Sniper fighting narco terrorists in South America or taking out corrupt military in Eastern Europe..
Posted by: New and Improved commenter since 2004 at September 24, 2020 05:17 PM (qdETu)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (2DOZq)
Sweet.
Now about the ammo.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (hOMhY)
Obama's memoir "A Promised Land" has been delayed by, I think, two years now. Recently announced: it will be published after the election, publisher has ordered 3 million copies. Seriously wonder why he waited.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (G51Gf)
Didn't see any panties flying though.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (pB6Gt)
I despise these miserable Malthusian schemers more than I can say.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (bCLt0)
safe for work/ not 4chan
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (ZCiJZ)
If the 3rd circuit panel supports the district rulings, then Wolf can take it to the full 3rd circuit which might not hear the appeal and thence to the Sup. Ct. which might not hear it either as "not ripe" for dispute.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (OLiBJ)
Posted by: Just a guy in Delaware at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (BdDfF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
they totally missed the boat - toilet paper shortage was in the spring
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (FZYNt)
https://tinyurl.com/yxgavcbo
Wow, that was a fast conversion.
Posted by: Sal at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (KTdeA)
Anything the Globalists-Communists can do to hinder America, count on them to try to do it.
The operative word is "try".
And real Americans already understand the play they are making.
Which is why there is a giant ammo shortage.
Yes, it's all related.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (sy5kK)
"FBI finds mail-in ballots discarded in Pennsylvania. All of them were cast for President Trump"
https://tinyurl.com/y6hccsja
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (29DdM)
Posted by: Mongo at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (IU8aO)
And yet no resignations.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (AFSld)
"We've got to do capitalism differently."
I despise these miserable Malthusian schemers more than I can say.
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I agree. Helicopter rides should be free.
Posted by: SH at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Just a guy in Delaware
Ace is coming?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (FZYNt)
Had to go over and see the reaction of the fever swamp lunatics.
Yep, as expected.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
I wonder who wrote it.
TFG could have done a lot more damage in office if he wasn't so incredibly lazy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (I2/tG)
Same guy from CHAZ IIRC.
Defunding the police vote over ruled the mayor's veto. That was a slam dunk already.
The governor took apples, contaminated with maggots into an area where, by state law, you may not do that.
He donated them to people burned out by wildfires.
I need some bigger tire irons.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: batterup at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (2DOZq)
Whoa!!!
Where?
I hav...errr...my friend wants to know if that is for the 4595?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (xgaFC)
That being said, there are a lot that are rebellious and nonconformist.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
What about oppositional? I'm a giant teddy bear right up until people start ordering me to do stuff. Then, well, the phrase, "unbelievable asshole" has come into play.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (OLiBJ)
Posted by: Old Blue
I signed the last one. Didn't work. Demonrat SoS. He signed a new EO today that any evictions have to be notified of the Fed. Law on evections prior to filing the complaint.
So that's 202 EO's in 268 days.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (/oG9s)
I see. I take consolation in the fact that Wolf sounded morose over the last ruling.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (OjZpE)
The paranoids out there who said that this was always the left's gameplan? That the whole "covid lockdown" gambit was just a trial run for a permanent police state lockdown of the population?
(A lockdown for all but the high officials of the Inner Party, that is.)
Those who said the game was always to free prisoners and imprison free men?
Collect your winnings.
You were 100% right.
Posted by: Ace at 04:53 PM
Thank you. I predicted this sometime in April, after the first deadline for re-opening was missed.
And then thinking about how this is exactly how the Left wants us to live.
-- No mass gatherings for sports or concerts or festivals, etc (because that means massive amounts of people traveling to and from those gatherings in their gaia-killing automobiles)
-- Working from home for everyone (again, much fewer people driving to work in their gaia-killing automobiles)
And with the collapse of professional sports comes the collapse of small businesses that depend on sports (bars, restaurants, etc).
Added bonus of killing other industries as well:
-- hotels
-- airlines
-- amusement parks
-- cruise lines
Not to mention, now that we have 6 months of data showing that the economy was able to recover and adjust and people have adjusted to work from home and people don't miss sports or concerts or festivals and are adapting to the "new normal", well, of course the next step is to say let's keep it going to "save the planet!"
If Biden/Harris/Deep State win in November, you know that's their first order of business: usher in every lunatic policy of California for the entire country.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (Do5/p)
Most women look at Melania and wish that they looked anywhere near that good.
Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Pixy at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
I am a P and you can TRY to tell me what to do.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (uEbPt)
Oh, and what is with this crazy twitching, vibrating thing going on with some of these posts. I've been seeing that a lot on the main page. I assume it's some browser thing where it goes into some sort of endless loop with the formatting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (rCwaK)
report on Durham reviewing Clinton Foundation investigation:
1) Agents/FBI managers seek subpoena of CF
2) Top DOJ criminal division officials deny request
Did Andrew Weissmann deny the subpoena? In 2016 he led the Fraud Section.
@adamgoldmanNYT
-any idea?
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (AFSld)
Yest I heard an interview where Ted Cruz mentioned off handedly that with the right approach we can *bankrupt* chyna. That is what I like to hear, but never thought I would.
Trump banning the SJW bs from gov.
Trump's UN speech, which was pretty confrontational, where he called on the world to hold chyna accountable for what they have done.
The fact that other countries are moving in the direction of confronting chyna. They still talk pretty, but that is expected. They seem to understand the threat now even if they are glad to claim that Trump is out of step - he is leading them.
The talk on IP theft. This is the core issue. This is 90% of the problem and for decades it has been ignored. We still have a long way to go (total ban on China trade,) but we are finally moving in the right direction.
Seriously, No other candidate has been right on any of these issues. (Except maybe Duncan Hunter in 2008, but he was such a non-contender I didn't examine him too much.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: KT at September 24, 2020 05:21 PM (BVQ+1)
It has been Sea Otter Awareness Week all week and you've done nothing to celebrate.
Here is baby Joey at the Vancouver Aquarium
https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 04:56 PM (W2Pud)
Ace!
Ignoring nurse rached all week? No otter stuff? And she even asked nicely a few days ago?
Sweet Heyzooz. You'r playing with fire, my man. Playing with fire.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:22 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Apple1Betty at September 24, 2020 05:22 PM (iRVUe)
It would be interesting to investigate that "randomly picked" claim sometime.
It was amazing how all the major gay rights cases in the Ninth Circuit were assigned to homosexual judges (even if they were still in the closet).
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:22 PM (I2/tG)
Oh, and this THEORY they have such a religious devotion to is "global warming". See, climate ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS changes. And IF it was such a sound theory, why did the name have to be changed?
Sound theory does not require marketing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 05:22 PM (4JLkY)
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (mNhhD)
has to do with embedded tweets and some browsers. It creates a glitch in the Matrix.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (2DOZq)
Sweet.
Now about the ammo.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (hOMhY)
I'll use about 200 rounds of my 2000+ cache to see how it functions and then store it for posterity or ammo available again or until needed.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (2DOZq)
Gearheads, put me some knowledge. Our garage (and home) was flooded with sea water due to the storm surge from Sally. We bugged out in the wee hours that morning and had to leave my wife's Mini Cooper in the garage. We were unable to get back to the house for a couple of days due to downed trees and power lines. Once we did get back, we got the Mini out of the garage, we inspected it and found no evidence that water entered the interior of the vehicle.
However, when we left that day, I followed my wife as she drove it back to the hotel where we were staying. Every time my wife shifted gears (it's a manual), water -- a lot of it -- came shooting out both tailpipes. This went on for a few miles. Every time she went up a hill or stopped at a traffic light that was on a slight incline, water drained out of both tailpipes. This went on for over ten miles.
The car drives fine, at least for now. The computer/ECU/whatever it's called hasn't given any indication that something is amiss with the exhaust emission system, but I have to believe that sea water having sat in the exhaust system for a couple of days can't be good for it.
I'm inclined to have the car inspected at the Mini dealer with the hope that, as a minimum, they say the entire exhaust system should be replaced due to the long term corrosive effects from the sea water. It's a 2019 with only 1200 miles on it.
What say you?
Posted by: fly at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (vsPeU)
They'll revert to their natural state but it's fun to watch.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 05:24 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (BRkq2)
I had to look up Mazzucatto to see who it was. Turns out she's some Italian Socialist. Stick to fucking up your own country, bitch!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Same guy from CHAZ IIRC.
Defunding the police vote over ruled the mayor's veto. That was a slam dunk already.
The governor took apples, contaminated with maggots into an area where, by state law, you may not do that.
He donated them to people burned out by wildfires.
I need some bigger tire irons.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (d9Irc)
Hey Seattle and Washington State.
Got some huge tire irons for ya right here!
See y'all in South Carolina.
Posted by: Former NW-based Defense and Aeroplane Company at September 24, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 05:24 PM (puu6v)
But if the mom was doing the new pro abortion TikTok dance in the background of the vid, complete with tossing a baby, a-ok by the school I'm sure.
There needs to be huge pushback, like what happened to the two boys wearing thin blue line/thin red line shirts that got in trouble. Also firings, but that will never happen.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 05:25 PM (czncg)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 24, 2020 05:17 PM (/6GbT)
Me to the kids: "And it better look like I cleaned it!"
Posted by: Sal at September 24, 2020 05:25 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:25 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/y3pud8pw
Posted by: Scott at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (pmL95)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (3Mvdr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (SWbVS)
it was a brown bear
racist
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (hOMhY)
Great post Clyde.
And why do we have to stay at home and always be 6' apart? Well, so AI via 5G can track all of us in real time. Cash is already being phased out ("coin shortage"), so your every purchase and stop will be monitored as well.
Technocracy Surveillance State. It's what's for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (ZCiJZ)
We can repurpose them with new jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
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Sadly, every skank has been upstaged by the BLM and Antifa crowd who have no problems with unleashing kaboom.
Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:18 PM (bCLt0)
Uh I see you were never served puffed rice in non fat powdered milk. MMM yummy..
Posted by: New and Improved commenter since 2004 at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (qdETu)
What is the TikTok abortion dance? I want to tell my friend who is always on that infernal app.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:26 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: spypeach at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: hodor carrying john durham on his shoulders at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (an7Mv)
And yet no resignations.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (AFSld)
They have sweet and overly generous retirement plans (those need to be rescinded retroactively). The liability insurance probably was a small cost by comparison for these fine patriots.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (puu6v)
Hunter Biden bought Greta Thunberg from her parents for a child sex slave but returned her because of the constant caterwauling and nagging about global warming.
Her parents charged Hunter a 18% restocking fee and gave him a store credit.
Posted by: Mongo at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (IU8aO)
Ignoring nurse rached all week? No otter stuff? And she even asked nicely a few days ago?
Sweet Heyzooz. You'r playing with fire, my man. Playing with fire.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:22 PM (sy5kK)
Dang. Playing with fire bigly!
I've seen her shot groups with the 1911.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (BRkq2)
Forbes? That sucketh. My first presidential vote was for Steve Forbes (I'm guessing he's not in charge).
Forbes sends me mags, even though I never subscribed or even read a single copy, I suppose to jack up their circulation numbers.
One of my favorite examples of "business news" getting ate up with Leftism is the website I call Clickbait Insider, as their headlines are all total clickbait. Because BI cannot be bothered to write good headlines, I know their articles will suck, so I bypass them and block them every chance I get on either FB or that colossal waste of time, LinkedIn.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (4JLkY)
Posted by: New and Improved commenter since 2004 at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (qdETu)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (ZCiJZ)
What say you?
Posted by: fly at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (vsPeU)
my guess is that the water got high enough to fill up the cat converter with seawater, and that's why you're seeing it get spit out like that.
you know a Cooper is kind of a small car, you could just stand it up on the rear hatch and let it drain out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Where?
I hav...errr...my friend wants to know if that is for the 4595?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (axyOa)
Yes. It's a pro mag so I assume it's operation is a hit or miss.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (SpKeo)
Shits himself and slowly shuffles away
Posted by: Priapism at September 24, 2020 04:52 PM (2cfUo)
Not shitting your pants when talking in front of a press conference should be a requirement for office holders, be it House, Senate, and I dare say, even President, in the Constitution.
If you can't hold your own shit, how can you be responsible for anyone else's shit?
Maybe an Amendment is needed?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)
Wierd sports that aren't woke. Redbull soapbox races.
https://tinyurl.com/y6te9vhu
Red bull off road truck racing in snow.
https://youtu.be/lamsLEMwITg
And my favorite. Redbull 10-ton truck drifting and catching air. Rolling a time trial near equal to an all wheel drive ralley car on the same course.
https://youtu.be/MkRI6JgMaMM
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (2DOZq)
I wondered about the Hi-Point stuff. I read that handguns aren't so good.
Carbines are much better.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (hOMhY)
We can repurpose them with new jokes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
wouldn't a kaboom post be best with stale jokes?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (8D42x)
"what's your greatest accomplishment so far in life"
or "what are you most proud of"
Posted by: nurse ratched
answer to both questions
My kids
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (Vxu+H)
are plum eat up with the lefty-ism. Forbes is the most revolting PC rag
in the country. The DKos clan prolly look for virtue-signaling ideas
there.
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 05:23 PM (BRkq2)
That goes for the networks too like CNBC and Bloomberg. It's non-stop propaganda. Especially on Bloomberg.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (K7Jo7)
Where is that dickhead Juris Doc, who yesterday said that there was no violence or rioting in Louisville?
I see J.J. linked this morning to the shooting of TWO police officers last night.
https://tinyurl.com/yyvqoy5g
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (epy5m)
This sh*t needs to stop. So now every time a virus mutates and we have a new 'flu' we're going to be wilting flowers in a hothouse and can't go out? No, not going to happen.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (rXie1)
Under Pope Francis? Shocked, I tell you.
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (AwPyG)
hmm he must have seized the Biden Stash
definitely that would cover it for a while
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (j9HX3)
I will not rest until Strzok gets two Mercedes in the garage
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (AFSld)
Worship, concerts, sports, bars, music venues of all kinds. Singing. Dancing.
Dragging that lady in Ohio off for arrest was completely out of line. She is outdoors, several yards away from anyone else.
She gets tased and dragged off.
Nice work, PD. Just when your PR needed a boost, we get this. You could have just cited her.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Apple1Betty at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (iRVUe)
Face masks could be giving people Covid-19 immunity
Academics have suggested face masks may be inadvertently giving people Covid-19 immunity and making them get less sick from the virus.
Researchers have suggested that universal mask-wearing might be helping to reduce the severity of coronavirus.
The Telegraph: https://bit.ly/305JJPP
Now do all the places which did not institute universal mask-wearing.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (SpKeo)
*******
Obama's Stash
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (1Dmt5)
Note well boys and girls these are the very same people letting rioters and arsonists and gangbangers run wild with no consequences, if they can help it. Funny, that.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (uqdlV)
definitely that would cover it for a while
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:29 PM (j9HX3)
Perhaps funded by Pharma? Seriously, not sure how this is possible ....
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (SpKeo)
The left has been looking for some phony world ending disaster to take complete control. Global warming and all of the other scams didn't work but they got Flu Manchu to give them the power they want.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (K7Jo7)
I already converted two tips into two fully finished posts!
keep 'em coming!
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
that, as a minimum, they say the entire exhaust system should be
replaced due to the long term corrosive effects from the sea water. It's
a 2019 with only 1200 miles on it.What say you?"
Chop the exhaust off before the cat and run a stack up thru the hood.
Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (+y8uL)
Carbines are much better.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (hOMhY)
They are blocks of pig iron that go bang pretty much all the time and cost about the same as a grande coffee from Starbucks.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)
I am grateful for the BLM "protestors." I think they will send Trump a landslide victory over stay-at-home Joe "What's my name?" Biden.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (rXie1)
That amazing X-files sized rat found in Mexico City sewer. BS? Deformed M-13 member? Union scab? https://tinyurl.com/y3p62sjl
Posted by: ProfShade at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (BdDfF)
What's always fun is to google-search "dow jones" and see all the headlines on the page when the market has climbed 300 points.
All of them are dire and forecast catastrophe.
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (AwPyG)
Trump's healthcare thing is amazing. Not sure how I feel about it, yet
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (Zmnko)
Strangely? What it did NOT kill? The normal flu season.
Even with the lockdown, last year had a BAD flu season.
Now, if masks and social distancing does not help with the F'n FLU? How the hell does it work on the Covid?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (NgKpN)
Yes. It's a pro mag so I assume it's operation is a hit or miss.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (2DOZq)
Ahh...looking forward to your report.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (TdMsT)
New York Post
@nypost
Louisville police major reportedly calls protesters 'punks' in disparaging email https://trib.al/jcRgqvB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (+y/Ru)
https://twitter.com/R3volutionDaddy/ status/1309219677915103234
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (Zmnko)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (NgKpN)
For your safety. Because people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron, and six feet separation prevents that.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (XpDOS)
https://tinyurl.com/yxgavcbo
Wow, that was a fast conversion.
Posted by: Sal at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (KTdeA)
She had been Beezebub curious for years.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (SpKeo)
The extra Unemployment benefit that Trump ordered didn't work out as he wanted. FEMA already told all the states the LWA fund is depleted.
I wonder if anyone at the White House knows this?
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (DJFLF)
http://michaelinzlicht.com/getting-better/2020/6/26/the-replication-crisis-is-not-over
The amazing progress made from Newton to Einstein all the way through the integrated circuit could be derailed by the corruption of the scientific method. In the end, it call comes down to either trusting the process or trying to engineer the outcomes you want.
Posted by: iandeal at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (7F3r5)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (Zmnko
I'll gladly eat mine if something actually happens to these criminal assholes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: kallisto
We are actually in the middle of an interglacial period (last glaciation ended about 11K years ago) of the current ice age, which is called the "Quaternary glaciation" which began abut 2.58 million years ago.
We may be sliding toward a new glaciation period. Which is not surprising, since the normal state of rhe Earth is much cooler than it is today.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (0oDnb)
"what's your greatest accomplishment so far in life"
------------
Not being murdered by my mother or - so far - my wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 05:33 PM (mht8P)
Carbines are much better.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:28 PM (hOMhY)
They are blocks of pig iron that go bang pretty much all the time and cost about the same as a grande coffee from Starbucks.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)
They aren't pretty so bad rep.
Love mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:33 PM (axyOa)
Is it true? It's so wonderful!
Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 05:33 PM (qo4Jk)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:27 PM (SpKeo)
Yoo hoo?
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at September 24, 2020 05:33 PM (YGlK/)
that, as a minimum, they say the entire exhaust system should be
replaced due to the long term corrosive effects from the sea water. It's
a 2019 with only 1200 miles on it.What say you?"
Chop the exhaust off before the cat and run a stack up thru the hood.
Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2020 05:30 PM (+y8uL)
Sidepipes! Well, everywhere but Calif, where messing with your exhaust system is a death sentence.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:33 PM (NgKpN)
Get home and see that, of course, the thread I would have wanted to "be here" for went up a half hour before I got off work.
Btw, Durham looks like Punisher.
Now to go read comments one post down.
Oh, before I go, I did notice that the FBI agent in that post was working child sex crimes.
Wonder if he saw the Hillary vid on Weiner's laptop that had NYC detectives throwing up.
Bbl
Posted by: TeeJ at September 24, 2020 05:33 PM (Is4Ai)
Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (MVjcR)
It was awesome.
I could use an update to my joke file.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (BRkq2)
https://twitter.com/R3volutionDaddy/ status/1309219677915103234
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (I2/tG)
Die, Portland, Die. Nobody in the rest of the country cares if you burn your own place down. We're all bored with it, in fact. Burn the whole thing down, put us out of your misery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:31 PM (SpKeo)
On the upside, it probably works electorally and may just get lost after the election. On the downside, he has abolished the idea of health insurance.
So it's a mixed bag.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (yQpMk)
I couldn't remember. Black, brown, grizzly. As long as I have something sturdy between me and them I'm happy. Their teeth and claws all look the same to me. Now I denounce myself.
Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (SWbVS)
Completely unrelated: .338 Lapua, 6.5 Creedmoor, and .300 WinMag are increasing in popularity.
Cant catch what you can't see
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 05:32 PM (0oDnb)
Everything 70's is NOW again!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: An Observation at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (PktD0)
A list of some existential crises that would kill us all and end the world:
https://cei.org/blog/wrong-again- 50-years-failed-eco-pocalyptic-predictions
REMOVE SPACES
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2020 05:35 PM (VikfB)
Better hope you're not on the "enemies of the state" list, comrade.
Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2020 05:35 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 04:57 PM (lgiXo)
================================
Mine has a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt's gorgeous tittays (from 15 years ago, but they're still great)
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 24, 2020 05:36 PM (6MoD2)
Was hoping he'd discuss buying insurance across state lines; but no.
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 05:36 PM (SpKeo)
I couldn't remember. Black, brown, grizzly. As long as I have something sturdy between me and them I'm happy. Their teeth and claws all look the same to me. Now I denounce myself.
Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2020 05:34 PM (SWbVS)
An 800 pound black sow bear would be unusua.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:36 PM (bCLt0)
Or was it Obama movie titles?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:36 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
I'm a P and I disagree that P = sheep on the Myers Briggs scale. I thought P vs J was how you process info. Ps tend to take in a lot of differing info before making decisions, which can be seen as indecisive. Js are people that make quick judgments, go with their guts, and stick to it.
Some of the biggest Js in my life are the BIGGEST Karens/sheep when it comes to masks and shutting things down. They have made the judgment that masks and destroying the economy = lives saved, and nothing you say will get them to change that opinion. Even when you supply them with new data. It's maddening.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (czncg)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (HrMC1)
As to a climate lockdown, remember that "Message From the Future" fantasy youtube that AOC put out about a year and a half ago?
It's so fun to undo that.
We now have, I think, ten years to complete this World War II-like effort to save ourselves. Back-timing to her original warning, maybe nine? And the whole thing is contingent on pro-Green New Deal Dems taking the White House, the House, ad the Senate in 2020. Otherwise, it's fires, floods, famine, plagues, and mass death. Why isn't her gang either panicking or laying in stores? Learning to swim, weave baskets, spear-fish, all that survival stuff? why are they obsessing on racial micro-aggressions and masking?
https://youtu.be/d9uTH0iprVQ
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (G51Gf)
Tracking events?Scope exceeds illegal spy campaign?
Why?
7th floor [FBI] team removed/terminated [7th floor is no more]?
Normal?
What other investigations [same team] 'touch' [alter outcome]?
How are other investigations 'bridged' to 'illegal spy' campaign?
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
There is a reason why this was leaked today.
The 'Election Infection' cannot stop what is coming.
Q
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (AwPyG)
And no, I haven't been smoking JackStraw's stash.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (fZqIv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (WEBkv)
I just looked out the glass door and saw a pefect image of George Washington in a cloud passing overhead. Almost exactly like the image on the dollar bill. It quickly morphed away as the cloud moved.
I will take this is a sign.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (r9mck)
Posted by: Silentbrick at September 24, 2020 05:08 PM (47st/)
Don't forget, liberal tears are 100% organic, and non-GMO.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, healthy food advisor at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
They're all from my teenage years. I was pretty hapless.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)
I've seen at least a half dozen random articles this week - and heard an op-ed on local radio this morning - all centered around "conspiracy theories". Specifically - why giving such theories the time of day is sick and stupid and not mentally healthy.
You know - the same kinds of things all the "adults in the room" here say when dismissing such talk. Anybody else feel like telling them to shut the fuck up ?
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (afzAq)
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:36 PM (bCLt0)
Especially if she claimed she was the real Governor of Georgia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)
There are much, much better pistol options.
But they work, better than nothing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)
Myers Briggs, the Color Test, what your Love Languages are, etc.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (czncg)
Posted by: It's me donna
Little Chianti, it'll go down fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Remember the post office panic from like four weeks ago, what happened to that? at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (dYe5S)
Why?
7th floor [FBI] team removed/terminated [7th floor is no more]?
Normal?
What other investigations [same team] 'touch' [alter outcome]?
How are other investigations 'bridged' to 'illegal spy' campaign?
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
There is a reason why this was leaked today.
The 'Election Infection' cannot stop what is coming.
Q
Worst quatrain ever.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
Alcohol regrets are always funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:39 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler! at September 24, 2020 05:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 05:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
...
Meyers Briggs is hogwash.
I'm not saying there aren't general trends in behavior that can't be grouped into personalities.
But Meyers Briggs is crap.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2020 05:39 PM (yL25O)
OPINION: We may need climate lockdowns to halt climate change, Mariana Mazzucato writes. That (= climate lockdowns) might mean governments limiting private vehicle use, banning consumption of red meat, etc. We must do capitalism to avoid that.
to avoid "that": "that" = what?
I'm going to call Fake News here. The headline is subliterate; I know they sometimes are, but this is sub-subliterate.
Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (qo4Jk)
https://youtu.be/B9jBNzxgAwY
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: An Observation at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (PktD0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/y3v7j6as
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 05:03 PM (cF8AT)
---------------------
It's too early on the west coast for popcorn, so I'm making another pot of coffee.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/yxgavcbo
So she wants to join a temple that basically asserts compassion for those that "deserve" it,. and even though most of of them don't actually believe in devil they use it as a symbol of rebellion. Of course, why not? Your religion is basically based on the right to have an abortion and your rebellious spirit the Bible says came to "kill, steal and destroy."
In what world do people think Trump is trying to establish a theocracy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:39 PM (lgiXo)
Hillary's had a few, but then again, too few to mention... *hic*
Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)
Yesterday.
Posted by: Nadler's shuffle off to Buffalo at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (w7KSn)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1309091409002192897
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (h7ejD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
As if life and TikTok is not horrible enough:
https://summit.news/ 2020/09/23/ new-tik-tok-trend-parents-throwing-their-babies-off-camera-and-then-twerking-to-abortion-song/
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (czncg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (WkPC9)
The same works in which evangelicals and catholics hate his guts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
They're all from my teenage years. I was pretty hapless.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)
...
How'd you get the beans above the frank?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (yL25O)
"The explosive new communications and internal FBI notes were disclosed in federal court filings today from Sidney Powell, the attorney who heads Michael Flynn's legal defense team.
"[W]e all went and purchased professional liability insurance," one agent texted on Jan. 10, 2017, the same day CNN leaked details that then-President-elect Trump had been briefed by Comey about the bogus Christopher Steele dossier. That briefing of Trump was used as a pretext to legitimize the debunked dossier, which was funded by the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton campaign and compiled by a foreign intelligence officer who was working for a sanctioned Russian oligarch.
"Holy crap," an agent responded. "All the analysts too?"
"Yep," the first agent said. "All the folks at the Agency as well.""
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (HzNRy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (H5knJ)
I've had a few of those. Thankfully outgrew that shit last year.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (dUJdY)
Another deeply cynical thought I had back in April, and then said to myself, "self, that is just crazy".
Now? Plausible.
You definitely can't rule it out.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 05:13 PM (w7KSn)
OH SHIT!
THEY ARE ON TO US!
Posted by: Bill Gates at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2020 05:35 PM (
Just indulged in 100 rounds of practice. Need a t-shirt that informs people I am an enemy of the state.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (r9mck)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
Eh. Same org chart, just a different rung on the ladder.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (6FeV1)
thought P vs J was how you process info. Ps tend to take in a lot of
differing info before making decisions, which can be seen as indecisive.
Js are people that make quick judgments, go with their guts, and stick
to it.
Some of the biggest Js in my life are the BIGGEST Karens/sheep when
it comes to masks and shutting things down. They have made the judgment
that masks and destroying the economy = lives saved, and nothing you say
will get them to change that opinion. Even when you supply them with
new data. It's maddening.
I'm not exactly saying the P= sheep. I know several Ps that are very smart and very nonconformist. What I am saying is that there are a lot of Ps that want other people to make their decisions; that way, they are not responsible for what happens. They are, I think, the ones who want to be ruled.
That being said, I used to know a J that loved rules, so yeah, maybe you're right about this whole decisions making is not equal to following rules.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y3v4scfb
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (kwrtI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (epy5m)
John Solomon
@jsolomonReports
Pelosi says 'large number' of Dems wanted her to shut down gov. to stop GOP filling court vacancy
Just The News
it's all the rage
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (rjE57)
(last glaciation ended about 11K years ago) of the current ice age,
he said the ice ages, and magnetic shifts - run in cycles approximately 11,500 years long
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: JackStraw
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If it comes tomorrow around 2PM, Ace is going to be pissed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (5p7BC)
Where's Ben Rothlisberger to say:
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE RBG'S DEATH MADE HER BECOME A SANTANIST, TOO.
Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (w2LAm)
a banner hanging from a bridge (Trump Bridge) over Lake Trump:
President Trump Kosovo-Serbia thank you for bringing peace
Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (qo4Jk)
Posted by: Boswell
No regrets! AND NO SURRENDER!!!! *Hic*
--Hillary!!!
. . . meanwhile
'yes I'd like to check on flights to Argentina please'
Posted by: Sphynx at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (rXie1)
*Joe Biden actually died last month. They call "lids" because Animatronic Joe's batteries aren't always recharged.
* RBG's other desperate Final Wish: "Please never leave my coffin alone in a room with Joe."
*Polls show Bob Woodward's new book has caused a wholesale shift in attitudes towards the President. Large majorities now think Nixon was innocent.
*Dr. Franken-Fauci says you can hook up on Tinder, just don't shake hands in the morning. It's Science.
*Seriously, how bout this: What Will Democrat's October Surprise Be?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (Ndje9)
Ace, some more tips:
1 - Tulsi Gabbard intros HR8285, the Election Fraud Prevention Act to stop ballot harvesting.
https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/
1307067070283218952
2 - Trump's full executive order on abolishing critical race theory from the federal government, the military, and all federal contractors. Seems to cut off funding for universities that incubate this sewage, too.
https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/
1308540166936518656
Not as fun as kaboom or movies I admit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:43 PM (G51Gf)
Remember the King of Siam, who went into Corona lockdown at an Alpine resort, the whole of which he rented for himself and his 20 concubines and maidservants?
Well, he's back on the job, such as it is. The natives are protesting him or something:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news
/article-8769849
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:44 PM (rCwaK)
I was shunned like a leper by some women in Kroger. I did nit wear a mask, but had gloves on.
I muttered to one "Learn to science". Should have added education or art major.
Infuriating, and a sign of how far we have fallen.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 05:44 PM (hyuyC)
And if you continue on, its says the Agency will pay for HALF of that insurance.
Yup, taxpayer funded insurance for those who KNOW they are probably breaking the law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Tackle Box at September 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Jw3qd)
which btw often originates in.. China! (not always but often)
it's not always influenza
sometimes it's a really bad coronavirus, but in the interest of simplification, TPTB just call it "the flu" and they say "well we guessed wrong this year with the vaccine."
MAYBE this bug was bought and paid for. or MAYBE the op was just "find this year's meanest seeming seasonal flu and weaponize it and run a massive social contagion op using it"
maybe
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:45 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2020 05:45 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)
...
I think ace should run a review feature from time to time.
Best Vespas for 2020, hot messenger bags this season--I think we're going to hear about his interest in vintage vinyl soon too.
And in all honesty bring back the movie reviews.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2020 05:45 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (rCwaK)
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Funny article about arguments our betters use to disprove Christianity. For example, Heaven isn't real because clouds aren't substantial enough to support people.
https://bit.ly/3i1ThkY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Sundowning syndicated Ace is the best Ace.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (kwrtI)
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (dUJdY)
and they were yes elderly people in homes primarily but what else?
they were put on vents
we knew vents were highly likely to kill them
which is what happened
and I'm sorry but I think clinicians knew the risk there
deaths were manufactured to keep the panic going
THAT I'm certain of
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: kallisto
This can't be true - all my children were breast fed.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (Rvt88)
Yeah it's disgusting. I hope those kids landed on a mattress or something
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:47 PM (DJFLF)
yeah Skip that was Rich Zeoli with RBG on monday! I was like "whatever rich bored now" ha ha
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:47 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: just the punchline at September 24, 2020 05:47 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:47 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (dUJdY
All the ones I attended were very standard.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 05:48 PM (PbpT7)
I'm callin' a lid on it today. It's concubine time.....
Posted by: King of Siam at September 24, 2020 05:48 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: JackStraw
This is going to be your trip a mental circuit breaker moment. Maybe a report, or decision, does happen. It won't matter. Nobody cares. Nobody that has any power to do anything about it.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 24, 2020 05:48 PM (afzAq)
I'm glad too, Insom, you old goat ya
They need you. So do we.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 05:48 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (dUJdY)
My niece's wedding started late because the mother of the groom was in the bathtub when it was supposed to start.
Then there was another wedding when the groom's pants had static cling. And that groom was me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:48 PM (lgiXo)
I played taps on a guitar at a funeral for a lizard.
Posted by: f'd at September 24, 2020 05:49 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: kallisto
It's all about the Milankovich Cycles, which are the variation of the Earth's tilt as well as variations in the shape of the Earth's orbit. One varies every 11K years or so and the other about every 25K years.
"What?!?!? The temperature of the Earth is affected by how much sunlight it absorbs?!?!? Blasphemy!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 05:49 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: Romeo13
It seems like that's explicit admission to conspiracy.
But, two systems in place; one for us proles and one for the neo-gentry of DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2020 05:49 PM (HzNRy)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:49 PM (AwPyG)
Look about 2.3rds down the page.
If masks and distancing work against Covid,
Then why would they not work against the Flu?
Note, we had a slightly HIGHER than normal flu season last year, during the shut down.
Gee, its almost like masks and the shutdown didn't do a thing!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 05:49 PM (NgKpN)
maybe
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Yup. If I worked in that lab. I would swab everyone who had interesting symptoms. Freeze those samples down after some characterization in the lab. The virus did not have to be produced. It could just have been something the lab noticed in their work. And then was ready if they wanted/made a mistake.
Posted by: MikeM at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (5kpOR)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (lgiXo)
David Niven was so distraught and demoralized over the tragic accidental death of his young wife that he decided to end it all.
he placed the pistol barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. He took this as a sign from God that he was required to stay alive to care for his two very young children.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45
Deceased 45 yr old mother. During the service it was announced that "Girls, your cousins #1 and #2 are really your sisters."
Much hilarity did NOT ensue.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (Rvt88)
I know! and next you'll be telling me that the sun is 1.3 million times larger than the earth!
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2020 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
The Leftists base their campaigns nowadays on a lot of I'll call intangibles, because they cannot be measured: Social Justice, Justice Reform, Healing the Nation, Black Lives Matter, Diversity, and so on.
None of those money-draining and effort-wasting things get potholes filled faster, shorten police response time, get brush cleared and firebreaks cut, and help make city and state departments more efficient. Tangible stuff that all taxpayers, even progressive loons, want.
Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: joe at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (dq6IU)
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He was in the poll thread laughing at us for thinking Trump has a chance against the Biden Juggernaut.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (5p7BC)
Remember, there is future happiness. Even if it is the Association of Castle Anthrax Widowed Grandmothers with Insomniac, in a room with a big heart-shaped bed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (hyuyC)
"It emerged earlier this month the king, who has spent much of the pandemic in Germany with a reputed entourage of 'sex soldiers' assembled as a military unit at a four-star hotel, had pardoned Sineenat and went to Munich Airport himself to pick her up."
It is good to be the king.
Posted by: King of Siam at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:46 PM (dUJdY
Reminded me of going back home for my friend's father's funeral and my other friend talking up a girl the night before and taking her to the funeral the next day like a date. The boy just ain't right in the head.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Crocs or gators?
https://bit.ly/305Q91k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (hYcqw)
David Niven was so distraught and demoralized over the tragic accidental death of his young wife that he decided to end it all.
he placed the pistol barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. He took this as a sign from God that he was required to stay alive to care for his two very young children.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (DJFLF)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
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I've got a few years left, so, hold my beer.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (WEBkv)
Worst drive is every time I get in the car with my youngest daughter.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (dUJdY)
Yesterday.
Posted by: Nadler's shuffle off to Buffalo at September 24, 2020 05:41 PM (w7KSn)
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Please. I doubt that cracked the top 5.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (CAJOC)
The governor took apples, contaminated with maggots into an area where, by state law, you may not do that.
He donated them to people burned out by wildfires.
I need some bigger tire irons.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 05:20 PM (d9Irc)
For those not local, WA state agriculture is big on apples. Apples grow in dry Eastern Washington. In damp Western WA, apples grow too, but a pest known as an "Apple Maggot" also grows in a few Western WA apples. For decades. The quarantine is successful in stopping the spread. It is well known by most locals.
There are signs on the freeways, "ENTERING APPLE MAGGOT QUARANTINE AREA - DO NOT TRANSPORT APPLES OUT OF THE AREA", and have also been there for decades.
Emperor Jay either never is on a freeway, doesn't know how to read or comprehend a simple road sign, or just thumbs his nose at state law and thinks, like Jerry Nadler, that his shit don't stink.
I'm going with the last option.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (hyuyC)
That's quite an image...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 05:51 PM (PxTjI)
Seriously. Family funerals are where you go to pick up chicks, not to bring them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (yQpMk)
Sure thing. Given the number of times you nothing will happen crowd has been wrong I think I'll take may chances.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
Birth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (4SXLy)
Contest: Name the crack sex-commando-ette team assembled by the intrepid King of Siam.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Colin at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (32Ttm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (0TnJd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (4SXLy)
Posted by: redsweater at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (a4ji4)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Oh yeah. That also happened to a friend of a friend. Her life was sucking so bad she couldn't take it anymore. When she tried to eat a bullet, the gun jammed, she survived.
Don't ask me the how or why, I'm just reporting these factoids.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (DJFLF)
Example, Wed early morning a gun shop in South Dakota was broken into and 40 guns were stolen. The Rapid City Police Captain called it a large scale gun theft.
When I read the article I wondered how often it might be happening in small town locations and we don't hear about it.
Another example, The Minnesota Department of Health is teaming up with local public health officials to do Covid 19 testing in Bemidji next week.
Surely a coincidence that app 2 weeks after PDT holds a rally there they are offering free testing.
Posted by: old chick at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (sOete)
David Niven was so distraught and demoralized over the tragic accidental death of his young wife that he decided to end it all.
he placed the pistol barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. He took this as a sign from God that he was required to stay alive to care for his two very young children.
Posted by: kallisto
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Sheesh. He was goign to leave two young kids motherless AND fatherless?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (+y/Ru)
So they will get their permanent lockdown as soon as these kids reach voting age!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (dUJdY)
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I've been to a few receptions where alcohol wasn't served.
I didn't think they were weird, especially since they were my husband's family and they are devout.
Posted by: SMH at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (RU4sa)
That sounds like a hell of a wedding!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: the king of siam at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 05:44 PM (hyuyC)
Sorry you had that experience! People are definitely behaving terribly through all this.
I worry a lot for the younger kids, how this will affect them socializing and their psyches. Most kids I've seen are pretty obedient to wearing masks, even ones I thought would protest or rebel. I hope that doesn't mean they will all grow up to be sheep and lose critical thinking skills, just that they are choosing to be obedient to their parents for now. But who knows.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (czncg)
One-off local news stories that might not or normally don't get covered nationally.
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I like this. The state of california's EDD is my local story.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:55 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 05:55 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
Quick everybody! Walk! Walk for your lives!!
Oh, and invest in vineyard suitable real estate in Nova Scotia!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (Fc5rx)
And yet no resignations.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2020 05:19 PM (AFSld)
Does this mean you can lie to a federal investigator, and get insurance when they find out to keep me from going to jail or lose my assets?
Can I get this insurance for bank robberies and using stolen credit cards, too?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (CjFDo)
Well, he's back on the job, such as it is. The natives are protesting him or something:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news
/article-8769849
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion, etc, etc at September 24, 2020 05:44 PM (rCwaK)
***
Similar with the King of Spain.
Once he tested positive he retreated to his Official Airbus Aircraft. He will be waiting it out there.
So yes, the Reign in Spain is staying mainly on his plane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (G51Gf)
Well actors do tend to be egotistical and narcissistic
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:55 PM (lgiXo)
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Yeah, we hate that lack of zipper.
Posted by: sheep in Scotland at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 05:57 PM (v0R5T)
I need one.
Posted by: navybrat making popcorn at September 24, 2020 05:57 PM (w7KSn)
https://tinyurl.com/yybw4k7t
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (lgiXo)
Flying in to Tokyo from China and landing say the same time as a typhoon was about to hit. Terrifying wind and rain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2020 05:57 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 24, 2020 05:57 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
_China and its increasing attempts to control the S.China Sea.
_China's enslaving of the Uigars.
_China's continued influence in US politics via targeting and funding insurgency on our continent. - we may be throwing them (their embassy) out of NYC
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (h7ejD)
OH SHIT!
THEY ARE ON TO US!
Posted by: Bill Gates at September 24, 2020 05:42 PM (
Netflix slipped and let "The Rain' out.
Same plot. It's like how they use 1984 as a how to guide.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
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About time he was on the receiving end, since he's crapped all over US citizens for decades.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (WEBkv)
Andy Devine couldn't get work, so stuck his head in the oven, but they cut off his gas for nonpayment before he could croak, but it gave him that distinctive voice and character parts suddenly appeared.
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (0TnJd)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: King of Siam
Thailand may get messy soon. They have been under a soft military coup for a while.* But people are getting a bit sick of that. Plus the covid lockdown, which has made them the envy of various listicles, is killing tourism and therefore business. Living there, you would not notice. But the new king...he is...as you posted...still getting his bearings (it is illegal to post anything negative about the King if you are in Thailand, so one has to be careful).
* The old, beloved king died, a general took over control of the country, in a sort of benevolent dictatorship, while the new king sorts stuff out.
Posted by: MikeM at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (5kpOR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:56 PM (dUJdY)
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Funny enough, I once thought like that, that I needed alcohol to enjoy myself.
Amazing how perspectives change as one gets older.
Posted by: SMH at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (RU4sa)
China
US
Russia
Musk
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (3H9h1)
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MUSK. First fatty smoked on the moon!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 24, 2020 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 05:11 PM (4SXLy)
My SF buddy said this ain't about no virus.
Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY)
This ain't no party.
This ain't no disco.
This ain't no foolin' around.
Posted by: LeftCoast Talking Heads Dawg, at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (sy5kK)
So they will get their permanent lockdown as soon as these kids reach voting age!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 05:54 PM (xT2tT)
I keep saying we need a thread where people here talk about how all this bull shit has actually affected them and the people they know. The psychological trauma on kids, the inability to attend a loved one's funeral. Being unable to visit their parents in the hospital or nursing home. Have people write them out and then post some of them into the topic or make a brand new thread listing some of them.
Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (vMCab)
Song you lost your virginity to.
Paired with the song playing when you found it again.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (j3npP)
Sure they did! They caused a lot of people to become mentally ill, some committed suicide, kids are going to have social anxiety disorder forever, spouses got abused, people became alcoholics/drug addicts and neighbors are informing on each other, showing that the fabric of society has been ripped apart. Most of all, the proles got used to wearing masks and staying 6' apart so they could be tracked by AI.
And now, people are so scared they do not want to let go of their security blankets, I mean masks. So yeah, masks have been a resounding success!
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCiJZ)
US government account
For the first time ever, we will create true competition in healthcare.
Both hospitals and insurance companies will be required to post prices online.
You will see your exact out-of-pocket cost BEFORE treatment and be able to shop for the best price.
https://tinyurl.com/y4lvq45d
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (cF8AT)
There was a link here very early on in the Obama/Fauci/China lab flu with a vid from a nurse (I think in NYC) really upset that it was known that the vents kill and yet it was still procedure. I think it was about the time that hospital ship arrived and sat empty along with the tented field hospitals.
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)
That's the disconnect. You see importance in every legal detail. Yet most of the rest of us see nothing of consequence. Nothing tangible. Nothing real.
You're not a bad guy. You turned me onto The Jerry Garcia Band. I'd burn one with you - and stand you to a steak and cheap beer of my own, same as I partake of. But you are blind to this. Nothing that matters is coming out of a courtroom at this point. The game has moved beyond that.
We are not voting, or lawfaring, our way out of this. I wish you well.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (afzAq)
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You think?
Posted by: Karen McWinemom at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (iydjf)
I don't need alcohol to enjoy myself. I need alcohol to be able to enjoy most other people. And by "enjoy," I mean "put up with."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (H5knJ)
Drove through Illinois in fog so thick you could only see about 6 feet in front of the car. Had to do that for about 150 miles of highway driving. Everything was just driving ahead on faith and keeping it between the lines, and hoping every other driver kept it together as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, a poll smoker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (lgiXo)
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Landing and taking off from the Reno, NV airport.
The winds across the runway are incredible.
Bonus: I was getting off the airplane in Reno and one of the pilots was a guy I used to drink with when he was in flight school. Make that, get drunk with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (dUJdY)
Paired with the song playing when you found it again.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (Fc5rx)
This could be interesting.
Posted by: spypeach at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop - using his lizard brain at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (ufFY8)
ACTUAL prices? Or 'discount insurance rate' BS?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
Ace, I'd love to see you post about Trump's executive order banning critical race theory training from any entity doing business with the government. I suspect it's a big deal.
Posted by: redsweater at September 24, 2020 05:53 PM (a4ji4)
NPR, of all groups, had a radio interview with someone who crunched the numbers on critical race theory training. BILLIONS, with a B, are spent running these trainings every year at large corporations, and no data proves it is helping. In fact the data proves the opposite. (The radio hosts refused to address the elephant in the room: a lot of white males are white collar, they probably resent being told they are evil and everything is their fault.) They refused to admit it is a huge grift. They ADMITTED it was a huge waste of time and money, and they are not sure how to create trainings that actually move the needle.
I like to think that Trump is cutting federal finding of Critical Race Theory training, not just because it's dumb to subsidize a poisonous ideology, but because it's such an obvious waste of taxpayer money.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (czncg)
Did I just type this? Bad NaCly. Bad. Bad, naughty NaCly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (hyuyC)
Oh, a poll smoker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (SchxB)
He smells like BSG to me. Always posting contrarian bullshit.
Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (vMCab)
US government account
For the first time ever, we will create true competition in healthcare.
Both hospitals and insurance companies will be required to post prices online.
You will see your exact out-of-pocket cost BEFORE treatment and be able to shop for the best price.
https://tinyurl.com/y4lvq45d
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
About GD time. And forbid them from charging different rates based on method of payment. Price transparency is the single most important thing to help bring down costs of medical services. Insurance needs a boatload of reform, too, but it starts with price transparency.
Like every single other freaking industry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (hYcqw)
Azores to New York transatlantic. Somehow I wasn't worried, but entire TWA plane was portugese emigrants sad at leaving forever when roller coaster turbulance hit and the lights went out. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (0TnJd)
But but but Obama/Romney/Roberts Care already made everything perfect. I don't understand.
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
I've driven in fog like that. I've also driven in white outs so bad I couldn't see the end of the hood.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:02 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Pete at September 24, 2020 06:03 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 06:03 PM (hyuyC)
No, the disconnect is you pretending a gutting of the leadership for the FBI/DOJ and other who actually participated is no big deal. I'm sure you would love to be canned from your 20+ year career for corruption.
Nothing was going to happen until the investigation was done. It's now at a point where some can be publicly released.
You do you. My batting average is just fine.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)
he placed the pistol barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. He took this as a sign from God that he was required to stay alive to care for his two very young children.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 05:50 PM (DJFLF)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
That, or he really needed to learn how to load a gun.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 06:03 PM (NgKpN)
reee reee reee
https://trib.al/1tJZWod
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 06:03 PM (h7ejD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (3P/5p)
I got the whiff of BSG this morning, too. Bold assertion, no facts, absolutist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (dUJdY)
Yeah, me.
Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (vMCab)
Go to qanon.news and look at "posts" there's an awesome post showing all the people at the FBI who have been fired. It's updated all the time.
It will cheer you up
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (AwPyG)
Well, that's not backwards at all, is it?
And to the shutting down? No.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop - using his lizard brain at September 24, 2020 06:01 PM (ufFY
I'll see your funky bass and raise you a steamin' helping of hot brass:
https://tinyurl.com/k476jpb
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (0TnJd)
Almost as if their plan all along was to set-up a 2-tiered feudal society. Or more like 3-tiered, because they need productive serfs to actually do the work while they need a lower class to trash shit and keep the serfs in perpetual fear.
#ChangeMyMind
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Northernlurker
And never considered stopping BECAUSE WE'RE MEN DAMNIT!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 05:47 PM (dUJdY)
Did you know that in some jurisdictions you can carry your 45 in a brown paper bag and not be required to have a license.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (hyuyC)
something not closely connected to the news cycle, not breaking news of
limited useful life -- please let me know
Shartgate?
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at September 24, 2020 06:05 PM (EgshT)
Not The Hill To Die On (tm
News headline just now "The thing that could put Biden in the WH... If you guessed Covid you win...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 06:05 PM (Zmnko)
Live band, 300 or so peeps, open bar.
Everybody was getting wasted and toasting the dead dude.
I think even some sex occurred in the bathroom stalls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2020 06:05 PM (kwrtI)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:05 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Northernlurker
And never considered stopping BECAUSE WE'RE MEN DAMNIT!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (Rvt8
Of course.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:06 PM (lgiXo)
I need alcohol to get comfortable in social situtations. I need it to hide from myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 06:06 PM (2JVJo)
We already did that one.
iirc, Ace lost his to a George Michael song.
I think it was Father Figure.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:06 PM (WoIsP)
_China and its increasing attempts to control the S.China Sea.
_China's enslaving of the Uigars.
_China's continued influence in US politics via targeting and funding insurgency on our continent. - we may be throwing them (their embassy) out of NYC
A group of 300+ Chinese fishing boats w/the boat off the coast of the Galapagos fishing the hell out of the marine life and dumping their trash in the water.
Where are they bleeding heart environmental activists on this??? This is a much bigger deal than most of what they whine about.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 06:06 PM (bDqIh)
I kept saying, good thing this is a rental.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 06:06 PM (hyuyC)
reee reee reee
https://trib.al/1tJZWod
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 06:03 PM (h7ejD)
***
Well since Minshew left, the Cougs gotta go with something.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (WoIsP)
Perhaps someone with an even more morbid memory than mine would care to fill in all the blanks. As with so many ONT topics, there was a nice mixture of avid interest and total gross-outs.
And no, this was not the one with all the cliff-hangers, the secret drug deals at the factory, and all the LOL's.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (4SXLy)
Is that the one that goes to Tortilla Flat?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (dUJdY)
Read the text in the red box...especially the red underlined one.
https://tinyurl.com/y378lscp
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 06:04 PM (hyuyC)
Yes and when he served in WW2 he was reported to have been quite the effective bayonet deployer.
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (DJFLF)
in front of the car. Had to do that for about 150 miles of highway
driving. Everything was just driving ahead on faith and keeping it
between the lines, and hoping every other driver kept it together as
well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
I've driven in fog like that. I've also driven in white outs so bad I couldn't see the end of the hood.
Thunderstorm just west of Deming, NM. Pouring so heavily I couldn't see the lights of the car in front of me and at times I couldn't tell exactly where the road was. Pulled off and waited about 20 minutes and it had moved off into the desert.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (SchxB)
There were runaway truck ramps.
I seriously considered them.
Posted by: navybrat making popcorn at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (w7KSn)
US government account
For the first time ever, we will create true competition in healthcare.
Both hospitals and insurance companies will be required to post prices online.
You will see your exact out-of-pocket cost BEFORE treatment and be able to shop for the best price.
https://tinyurl.com/y4lvq45d
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 05:59 PM (cF8AT)
----------------------------------
While I appreciate the idea, I can think of about a dozen ways it's going to fail. The biggest reason is that unless they're routine visits, people don't know what services they're actually going to be getting.
That said, my insurance company already lets me get estimates of costs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (WkPC9)
I found the informed speculation writted by Shipwreckedcrew to be interested on the topic of why Durham's associate, Norah Dannehy, resigned.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy6n9u2y
If true, also provides an explanation about why Garrity v. New Jersey adds to the problem of this debacle taking so damn long.
Posted by: jc at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (PuMKG)
Posted by: Romeo13
*********
Maybe it had a trigger fingerprint detection safety and it wouldn't fire because he was pulling with his thumb?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (Fc5rx)
Is that the one that goes to Tortilla Flat?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (dUJdY)
That's the one.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: garrett
Apparently the guest of honor wasn't the only stiff in the room.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (HwiWi)
- On a flight from Salt Lake City to Dulles the aircraft experienced an total hydraulic failure. We spent over an hour over the Great Salt Lake dumping fuel. The co-pilot had my co-worker and I move out of our seats to "see if the landing gear was working" after using some manual mickey mouse shit.
- Drive through the coastal mountains in CA during Thanksgiving, with 20+ inches of snow. In a minivan. With Jr. High cheerleaders.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (3H9h1)
https://tinyurl.com/y4lvq45d
Posted by: Tami..
At best, a political talking point.
I, for one, do not "shop" medical procedures like I do a frickin' box of Kleenex on Amazon..
You have a doctor who ONLY is affiliated with ONE hospital.
If you want to go shopping for the best price on a colon cancer resection, be my guest! Doctor Pradhaya Patel - newly minted Doc from U of Mombai - will be perfectly willing to perform it for you at a discount... in a small crappy hospital 100 miles from you.
"Would you like a Big Gulp with that?"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (CjFDo)
Example -- The reason for all Biden's campaign 'lids' is that he actually died a couple of years ago, and Putin is actually acting as Biden, with makeup.
The reason for the gaffs is problems with lip syncing and the voiceover program. The reason he didn't recognize his own wife on stage is he actually doesn't know her. And so on.
He has to fly back to Moscow ever so often, thus the days off.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (WoIsP)
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Did they have to pull you off the deceased?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (4SXLy)
critical race theory training from any entity doing business with the
government. I suspect it's a big deal.
I'll second that proposal. It's aged enough to where there should be some decent observations about it from normal people. Still topical and a great move on PDT's part that was way overdue. Plus, it negates TFG's EO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (HaL55)
Setting aside the nifty Mission Impossible/Top Gun approach, I like the idea of a group of candidates banding together in a team dynamic. This will get people across Texas talking and calling each other...it's ingenious:
https://tinyurl.com/y4v4q4x3
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (0jZvB)
Because.. CHINA
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (WoIsP)
I like West Virginity. It's pretty.
Virginity, not so much.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (h7ejD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
*monitor spit*
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (DJFLF)
Did they have to pull you off the deceased?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
++++
OMG! LOL!
Posted by: washrivergal at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (dUJdY)
I think that's a hilarious idea, GnuBreed and I like your conspiracy theory.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (uXb70)
The Burgess Owens/Ben McAdams election fight on Utah has been interesting. McAdams is putting out obvious lies, and a PAC paying for his ads says that Burgess is "Not One of Us."
I think they keep trying to imply he is a carpetbagger. I REALLY want someone to imply they call him not "one of us" because they are racist. Make the PAC squirm.
You can't trust polls, but a new poll has Burgess down 11 points, so maybe the smears are working. I hope not! I want him to win and kick McAdams out.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (czncg)
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 06:07
This tweet is not available to you.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (lgiXo)
.....
How do you pronounce that.
I've heard it pronounced like a term that describes a white person who imitates black culture.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (kwrtI)
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (HaL55)
FBI/DOJ and other who actually participated is no big deal. I'm sure
you would love to be canned from your 20+ year career for corruption.
Hence - why the entire operation just needs to be stopped. Now, tell me, is it going to be shut down via rules and regulations and process and procedure that is dictated in part by the agencies that let such a thing occur ?
No. It will not.
You keep wishing and hoping and arguing and harping that somehow, someway, there will be some official action where these organizations will just be curtailed when the appropriate judge bangs the gavel with the requisite amount of authority.
No. It will not. The system is broken. Corrupt, from top to bottom. The remedy will not come from inside the system.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (afzAq)
critical race theory training from any entity doing business with the
government. I suspect it's a big deal.
I'll second that proposal. It's aged enough to where there should be some decent observations about it from normal people. Still topical and a great move on PDT's part that was way overdue. Plus, it negates TFG's EO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (HaL55)
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me, too. and I'm interested if the ban on "grantees" is going to slow down some of the shit going on at the campuses (campii ?)
Posted by: jc at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (PuMKG)
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (0jZvB)
what, this is not a TX campaign ad
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (DJFLF)
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Sometimes capitalism just goes too far.
https://bit.ly/3kJpP5d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)
It's the 50th anniversary today of The Odd Couple's first episode airing. Embed 3 youtube vids, comment on the show vs the play vs. the movie, done!
Marvel just delayed all of their Marvel movies so 2020 will be the first time in over a decade with no Marvel film. And Disney is keeping their Florida water parks closed until MARCH.
Part of the reason why they want to stop Trump: If he has control of all three houses he plans on restructuring government. He revealed this plan 2 years ago: https://tinyurl.com/ycrs3jag
DOJ announced their recommended 302 reforms, and the Senate is about to subpeona ceos of Twitter and Facebook to discuss: https://tinyurl.com/yxs25p48
That's all I got, I have shelves to build.
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (KTq2u)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (dUJdY)
I was the driver and actually not too scared but my passengers were terrified.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (Zmnko)
Came home without boxers and a sock?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (kBraS)
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Because.. CHINA
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Zmnko)
Oppression is when I tell chicks to smile more, and call them sweety.
Chi Nah tortures, enslaves, and kills Muslim Uighurs.
I think we need a stronger word than oppression.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (hku12)
But if you just keep checking back here you might have some news about it.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (ZfRYq)
Are you advocating a Brute squad, cleaning up Government one person at a time?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 06:13 PM (hyuyC)
Actually, that's more or less the idea. As it is right now, no one is checking to see whether prices are ridiculously padded because it's paid for by someone else.
When mammogram technicians have to compete with each other, watch prices crash, and level out.
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 06:13 PM (AwPyG)
Taking off from Jacksonville sitting in the co-pilot's seat with my boss, who was the pilot.
I didn't close my door tightly enough, and it flew open when we got off the ground.
Had to try to keep it closed while my boss called the St Augustine airport for an emergency landing.
Obviously it was a happy ending, but I was never so scared in my life.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 24, 2020 06:13 PM (4pK1/)
Came home without boxers and a sock?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (kBraS)
Made but I sure hope the can wasn't occupied.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 06:13 PM (lgiXo)
Of course, the couple of headlines I've seen so far were worded 'Trump opposed to diversity training'.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (HmZuC)
https://tinyurl.com/y378lscp
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 06:07
This tweet is not available to you.
I got that. Reloaded the page and it worked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (SchxB)
I think Janis Ian was playing.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 06:10 PM (uXb70)
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Not "At Seventeen"?! That would be the most depressing deflowering ever.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ronster at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (IFFdh)
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Look fat, it's still a buyers beware dealio, and you better do your fucking homework to get the best surgeon/cancer specialist/etc for your bux, but I like the concept.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (HwiWi)
Live band, 300 or so peeps, open bar.
Everybody was getting wasted and toasting the dead dude.
I think even some sex occurred in the bathroom stalls.
Are you sure that wasn't Buzzion's Biannual Memorial Wake?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Ronster at September 24, 2020 06:14 PM (IFFdh)
Think I read Jacksonville?
Posted by: Marybeth at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (4pK1/)
Rod Stewart's Maggie May.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM
Love that song.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 06:07
This tweet is not available to you.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
Not sure why that's happening. Try this link
https://tinyurl.com/y476pdwh
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)
Interesting that they were willing to call me back, I was on bluetooth in the car and they cannot do them while people are driving.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 24, 2020 06:16 PM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)
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It's a panty dropper!
Posted by: Gilded, denouncing himself at September 24, 2020 06:17 PM (BRkq2)
@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: Democrats to introduce bill limiting U.S. Supreme Court justice terms to just 18 years - Reuters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2020 06:17 PM (HzNRy)
'Uh, we're going to have to make an emergency landing, it looks like our landing gear is on fire'
Emergency landing at a Spanish MILITARY airport, where we were suddenly surrounded with Jeeps carrying Machine guns, as we Sailors sat there in Uniform.
Turns out a brake had locked up, and that caused friction which set off the fire alarm. Took a couple of hours to get the parts, and fix it.
Then we flew off in the same damn plane again.
That would be, 1981.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 06:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
I get that message all the time; you just have to hit Reload a few times and it will usually appear.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 06:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Gilded, denouncing himself at September 24, 2020 06:19 PM (BRkq2)
A guess?
They are vocal about muslims because they hate America, so siding with muslims is in opposition to concern about jihadi attacks/threats to the US by certain Islamic haters of western civ (ISIS, AQ, Iran). Muslims for years have been the ultimate "diversity" to force everyone to embrace or you're a racist.
Uygurs don't hate the US, have no stake in any domestic partisan dispute, are not a demographic of US immigration. Worse, defending them requires criticizing China, who is the current threat to the US in place of ISIS, AQ, etc. as well as the biggest foreign opposition to Trump. Naturally they side with the side that threatens/challenges America and Trump because they have a common enemy: Trump's America.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 06:19 PM (bDqIh)
I think that-if you haven't already-you should consider sending that suggestion "carpetbagging is a racist term" to Owens' campaign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 06:20 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 06:22 PM (Izzlo)
Flying from Warri Nigeria to Lagos in a 6 seat Bristol flight. It was rough. The lady behind me left fingernail gouges in my neck and the lady facing me puked all over my lap. I was traumatized.
Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2020 06:22 PM (FZsOX)
Posted by: Javems at September 24, 2020 06:22 PM (FZsOX)
So, mile high club?
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 06:23 PM (CLteG)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 24, 2020 06:23 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 06:23 PM (mmusc)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6btng4f
Of course, the first question is adipose or silicone/saline?
Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 06:23 PM (QGf75)
There were runaway truck ramps.
I seriously considered them.
Posted by: navybrat making popcorn at September 24, 2020 06:07 PM (w7KSn)
........
Going downhill from Shaver Lake this summer in my F350 this summer, fully loaded, grandkids in the cab, the ABS light came on during a 5 mile downhill. Paranoid as hell since I had blown my front brakes a few years back after the Grapevine heading into L.A.
Not good.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Is that wrong? As far as I am concerned, There is nothing wrong with mac n cheese at any time of day
Posted by: runner at September 24, 2020 06:24 PM (PDYxO)
Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 06:25 PM (qo4Jk)
https://tinyurl.com/y4lvq45d
Posted by: Tami
Tami, you are the Queen of Links.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 06:25 PM (0oDnb)
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
(A lockdown for all but the high officials of the Inner Party, that is.)
Those who said the game was always to free prisoners and imprison free men?
Collect your winnings.
You were 100% right.
Great, so what do I win? Oh right: the implementation of Panem if the left gets its way.
Posted by: physics geek at September 24, 2020 06:26 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 06:26 PM (mmusc)
Posted by: runner at September 24, 2020 06:27 PM (PDYxO)
They did an excellent job of putting all the clips together.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 24, 2020 06:27 PM (LWu6U)
Someone asking if the typed 302 had be finalized..
Response: No, we recorded it so stands as it....
https://tinyurl.com/y476pdwh
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)
In California. The state that came up with "American Graffiti"; low riders; "Fun Fun Fun," "Shut Down," and "Little Deuce Coupe"; woodie surf wagons, etc., etc.
Also the state that can't even keep our fucking lights on reliably -- to the point where the electrical utility that serves my area has the nickname "Pakistani Gas & Electric" -- so charging all those Teslas is sure to be no problem, right?
I don't know what constitutional authority the governor has to make such an order, and I would hope that the auto manufacturers have some grounds to take my state to court and have the order nullified.
Posted by: Alex at September 24, 2020 06:31 PM (vshng)
Mark Steyn provides a much more honest assessment: https://tinyurl.com/y5s3szac
FTR, I'll never use GoFundMe again.
Posted by: aelfheld at September 24, 2020 06:36 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: PJ at September 24, 2020 06:41 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Dingbat at September 24, 2020 06:43 PM (ptXkN)
I mean, to me it sounded like a declaration of war. (oops, not war, "short-of-war.")
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 24, 2020 06:44 PM (LWu6U)
Listen to my who-ha ROAR!
!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mrs Jill Biden at September 24, 2020 06:45 PM (GIeIM)
_China and its increasing attempts to control the S.China Sea.
_China's enslaving of the Uigars.
_China's continued influence in US politics via targeting and funding insurgency on our continent. - we may be throwing them (their embassy) out of NYC
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 06:45 PM (h7ejD)
https://spectator.org/mercedes-benz-gets-dieseled-by-electric-vehicle-mafia/
Posted by: Loki at September 24, 2020 06:46 PM (n2Njz)
Posted by: Texican ette at September 24, 2020 06:48 PM (8TfZ+)
I could put together a draft for you if you like! Save you some time and effort!
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at September 24, 2020 06:49 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 24, 2020 06:51 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 07:02 PM (S5OQe)
A handy article for morons facing mandatory "you're-a-racist" training at their job. Complete with a sample letter you can write to HR. Might be good for a post (unless this website is where I found it in the first place).
https://newdiscourses.com/2020/07/how-talk-your-employers-about-anti-racism/
Posted by: Sleepygeek at September 24, 2020 07:03 PM (xQWR8)
(Example: media flipping their lids over Trump joking with people to vote, and vote twice, once with mail in ballot and once in person.)
Other possible topic: Potential October surprises we see coming.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 07:04 PM (czncg)
I posted this a few weeks ago, but here it is again.
JCS Criminal psychology video called "The legend of Jeff"
It is a channel that does comments on interview tactics and techniques mostly just showing the actual police video. Most are over an hour, but this one is short, and different. He talks about anti-hero and has a lot of commentary about Bad Santa, etc. Very good, and horde worthy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 24, 2020 07:25 PM (LWu6U)
repost from above.
You know how in the 70s when a sitcom ran out of ideas they would send the cast to Hawaii?
Need I say more. Ace goes to the Aloha state!
No need to Mahalo me.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 24, 2020 07:27 PM (LWu6U)
Very high production values. Extremely interesting analysis of your teenage child vs. the 100 smartest AIs in the world (my child has NO electronics, and I'm a PhD Computer Scientist). Completely drops the ball with a one-sided analysis of fake news.
One summary
https://bit.ly/3mMlNuG
Posted by: motionview at September 24, 2020 07:28 PM (pYQR/)
"Look."
"Think about it..."
"And guess what?"
"Here's the deal."
"Come on, man!"
"I'll be clear..." (He stole that one from 44.)
References to Beau.
References to late wife and kid.
Any more?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 24, 2020 07:36 PM (j3jZX)
A list of some existential crises that would kill us all and end the world:
https://cei.org/blog/wrong-again- 50-years-failed-eco-pocalyptic-predictions
REMOVE SPACES
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)
---
Following Ladyl's lead, I found this at the site her link mentioned: The Bill Gates tatoo. Is this something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV8SJCxCLI&feature= emb_title
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 07:43 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Bob (formerly known as Beto) at September 24, 2020 07:51 PM (hVOXD)
Good for any day and everyday- Equity in schools. Not 'equity' but 'Equity'.There is a national plan for the Left, primarily using NAACP, to introduce Black Lives Matter curriculum into schools. It starts by targeting a school, district, county, or state, accusing it of racism, then getting the target board to start a committee to research this racism. Then they get to work with action items, that are supposedly thought up by the committee in meetings, but really are following a prearranged plan probably unknown to many of the committee members.Behavior equalization with new procedures, and indoctrination.
Actual curriculum changes are included as well, hidden behind a lot of vague language so people don't understand what the changes are. You complain of Critical Race Theory in government agencies and corporations, but this is being implemented into school curricula.Best description I've seen, while still vague, is with Wisconsin DOE, implemented under then Superintendent Tony Evers.Edina, Minnesota and Fairfax County have also reportedly adopted similar things.
Posted by: MikeN at September 24, 2020 08:13 PM (o/eHL)
When you register, a Restorative Practices facilitator will
contact you to discuss the expectations for participation and conduct a
brief pre-screen with you and your child. Our team consists of student
assistance specialists, school social workers, and school psychologists
who are also members of the unified mental health teams. Two trained
facilitators will lead the one-time virtual circle 60 minutes, with no
more than 6 students in each and circles will be conducted outside of
synchronous instructional time. is taking precautions to protect
student privacy and prevent disruptions during the circle process. If a
student uses offensive language or displays inappropriate behavior, they
will be removed from the meeting and the parent will be
informed immediately.
Posted by: MikeN at September 24, 2020 08:13 PM (o/eHL)
On that same Yootube page I saw this:
https://youtu.be/gXi5Od8vqgc
Not really a big jazz fan, but I loved the Incredibles. I want to take the one French Horn player home and feed her up. I wouldn't even mind if she held me funny.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 24, 2020 09:02 PM (rw/ga)
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 24, 2020 09:03 PM (rw/ga)
Couldn't take off at scheduled time because of bad thunderstorms over Chicago. Waited 45 minutes and rushed a take-off because there was going to be a break in the weather and they thought they could get in to O'Hare before the weather got bad again.
Encountered what I am sure now was minor turbulence, but it was my first flight so I had nothing to compare it with.
Weather turned and we went into a holding pattern over Springfield IL, and there was some discussion of landing there if the weather at Chicago didn't clear.
Eventually the weather did turn, but the flight took three hours instead of the scheduled hour. Got in to O'Hare having missed the last bus to my destination, so I spent the night there waiting for the first bus of the day.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 24, 2020 09:14 PM (rw/ga)
Posted by: Mongerel at September 24, 2020 09:27 PM (veQdp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6b_8OlwXU
great campaign ad for the Texas delegation to Congress. the most American ad ever.
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (hUhy6)
https://tinyurl.com/y3un83mf
Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2020 10:07 AM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 25, 2020 05:57 PM (FLiOE)
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