Is Biden Really Ahead at All?

A couple of days ago, the New York Times ran an opinion/analysis piece noting the five danger signs for Biden.

Here is what Democrat strategists are warning him about:

A Democratic strategist -- who requested anonymity because his employer does not want him publicly identified talking about the election -- analyzed the implications of the most recent voter registration trends for me.


In Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, he said, overall registration is up by 6 points through August compared to the 2016 cycle, but net Democratic registrations are down by 38 percent. That's about 150,000 fewer additional Democrats than were added in 2016.

In addition, he continued, registration among whites without college degrees
is up by 46 percent while registration by people of color is up by only 4 percent.


...

The pattern was more pronounced in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin than it was in Michigan.

On its own, increased registration among non-college whites would have only a negligible effect on total state voting, my source pointed out, but it becomes troubling if it reflects greater interest more generally for these voters in those states. And there are good reasons to believe that if that is the case, those additionally energized voters are very underrepresented in surveys now.

I enjoy this finding greatly:

Trump says things which are true and which need public/governmental attention. Things like: "We need to capture and deport illegal alien criminals, especially gang members, so they can't harm actual Americans."

Because this is so obviously true and so motivating a point, the Democrats and the media try to discredit it by labeling it a "racial dog whistle."

How is that strategy of labeling true and important policy goals "racial dog whistles?"

Let's check the tape:


Another data point they found "even more sobering": Llpez and Gavito asked
eligible voters how "convincing" they found a dog-whistle message lifted from Republican talking points. Among other elements, the message condemned "illegal immigration from places overrun with drugs and criminal gangs" and called for "fully funding the police, so our communities are not threatened by people who refuse to follow our laws."

As they expected, "almost three out of five white respondents judged that message convincing."


More disconcerting to Lopez and Gavito, both liberals, was that "exactly the same percentage of African-Americans agreed, as did an even higher percentage of Latinos.

!!!!

Wow, it's a "racial dog whistle" that appeals to literally all races.

Is that what "racial dog whistle" means? A whistle that unites all races behind a single unassailable point?

Let's look at some data points that support the suggestion that Biden is in a much weaker position than is being claimed:

Republicans have shrank the Democrats' longstanding voter registration edge in Florida to the smallest ever -- and they're still registering people, of course:

floridaregistration

The article notes that the pace of GOP registrations is quickening:

"FL GOP had a record August, registering c 58k new voters -- 91% more than in August 2016. The # of new Rs added in Aug. is 41% more than new Ds, whose totals were 6% lower than voters they registered in Aug. 2016"


Trump is supposedly five points behind in Virginia -- which is a smaller margin than Hillary won by in actual votes in 2016.


trumpvirginia

Look at the arrows, which indicate whether Biden's gaining or losing support.

All down blue arrows.

downarrowsforbiden

Via "Ha," the highly accurate Trafalgar Group puts Trump ahead in Michigan, albeit not even by a full point and obviously well inside the margin of error:

MI poll


Trump 46.7

Biden 46

Trafalgar Group

Yahoo ran a national poll and finds Biden up by 5-- which is basically in-line with how other pollsters claim the race now stands. (The days of 13 and 10 point national leads are well and gone, aren't they?)

But here's something interesting -- to get Biden to a 5 point lead, they had to give Democrats a 12.5 point edge in the sample. The sample was 42% Democrats, 29.5% Republicans. Not even 30%!

In 2012, Democrats had an edge of merely +6 in actual voters who went to the polls.

In 2016, Democrats had a mere +4 edge -- in a year when Trump, supposedly a racist xenophobic homophobic p#ssy-grabber had only a 1.4% chance of winning -- and of course Trump won that year.

In 2008, a Democrat wave year in which Democrats won the presidency, the House, and the Senate, the Democrat edge was... seven points. D+7.

But now it's grown to a 12.5% edge?

I don't think so.

And did I mention that that's a poll of... registered voters?

In a poll of likely voters, Trump would probably be ahead, even with the ridiculous sample of 42% Democrat 29.5% Republican 28% Independent.

A friend (who is pretty much writing this post, I don't know why he doesn't just come aboard as a coblogger) points out that for all the talk about NeverTrump, there were actually more Democrat-to-Republican defectors in 2016 than Republican-to-Democrat.

Yet not a single Democrat Trump Voter has been given a cushy writing assignment anywhere.


nevertrump

"NeverTrump" is the most relentlessly promoted, lavishly funded fringe political movement in all of human history.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM




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1 That's a lot of reading

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (xgaFC)

2 Oh, and SPONGE!!

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (xgaFC)

3 He's a head alright.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (8B6Ng)

4 Ahead rings out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

5 That's a lot of reading
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (xgaFC)


But Ace was kind enough for illustrative examples and pictures. So, not as many words as it could have been.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (8B6Ng)

6 Nooded

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (xgaFC)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

8 I find myself doubtful.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

9 This folds in nicely with the last post about how polling is intentionally broken.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (UWqZJ)

10 Rookie mistake... looked at the content.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (gtatv)

11 Polls are for strippers.

GITYERBOOTYTODAPOLLS!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

12 This folds in nicely with the last post about how polling is intentionally broken.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (UWqZJ)


Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

13 ohh...lot's of juicy data to unpack.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (a0IVu)

14 National Review: Standing athwart history yelling "Speed limit, please!!"

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (Oka5v)

15 Another data point they found "even more sobering":

WTAF?

Fist we've had actual math turning up on the AoSHQ pages.

Now this?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (8B6Ng)

16 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (u31eU)

17 But Ace was kind enough for illustrative examples and pictures.

But no scarlet women.

Posted by: spindrift at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (6Ip4a)

18 Biden is losing. If the election were today, Trump would win handily.

I think the trend lines will continue, and we will see even stronger numbers for Trump as we move through October.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (5p7BC)

19 Oh, and SPONGE!!
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (xgaFC)


I am legend......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Like Cardi B, just happy to be in the Top 40.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (oh2qB)

21 Worth the read...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)

22 registration by people of color is up by only 4 percent.

That's because the left makes damn sure that any POC who doesn't get aborted gets registered.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (ExV1e)

23 That's a lot of reading
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (xgaFC)

But Ace was kind enough for illustrative examples and pictures. So, not as many words as it could have been.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (8B6Ng)


But those graphs look a lot like maths!

REEEeee!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (axyOa)

24 This kind of content is why I come here, well yea, ok, the ONT links can be entertaining too.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (w9UC1)

25
And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.


Hmm....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

26 One thing that has happened to America is that people are literally afraid of physical attack and the loss of their job if they say what they think or wear a button or post a bumper sticker or yard sign.

Afraid.

Then, the polls lie. And illegal voting thrives.

So everything's a guess. I guess, No.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 02:51 PM (BRkq2)

27 There's another factor that also makes Trump attractive to Hispanic voters; take Hispanic voters in Florida, for example. They are FAR more likely to be very aware of conditions inside Venezuela and Cuba than the average white LIV elsewhere is. And they also know quite well how a relaxed and prosperous country (Venezuela) can be turned into a stinking hellhole in just a few short years through socialism.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 02:51 PM (Kpl3J)

28 12 This folds in nicely with the last post about how polling is intentionally broken.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:48 PM (UWqZJ)

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's praise of Ace's ability to schedule posts well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)

29 Biden has probably never had an actual lead in the Electoral College. I think it is very dubious that the DEMS have a legit lead in the senate right now either.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 24, 2020 02:51 PM (JRaU+)

30 Trump murdering 200,000 democrats this past 6 months will win it for him!

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (SpKeo)

31 And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.


Hmm....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)


They figured out that Cash for Clunkers got too many of the big trunked Buick and Cadillac old cars.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I will keep saying it. The reason the media and polling organizations are reporting Biden with massive leads is so that when Trump wins in a landslide, it will validate their accusations of cheating.

"See!! All the polls had Biden ahead 10 points but Trump wins big? He stole the election!"

"Trump wins, after Biden was so far ahead? We must count every vote again! Oh look, a box in the corner that no one noticed before, I wonder what is in it?"

They are preparing the November narrative.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (ONKVN)

33 25 And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.

Hmm....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
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That's two votes!

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (BRkq2)

34
See the story this morning about terrorists torching a house in Brooklyn Park, MN because the owner dared have a Trump flag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (s2VJv)

35 Oooh, so much content!

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (q177U)

36 On Nov 4th they are going to have 100,000 volunteers furiously filling out ballots. By the time the mail in ballots are counted, the rapist will have 100 million votes in just PA, MI and WI.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (4SXLy)

37 It's praise of Ace's ability to schedule posts well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)
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Nice save.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (Rk6Cp)

38 25
And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.


Hmm....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

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Because their supporters can't fill out absentee ballots correctly.

The Democratic push for in person voting is their death knell.

They're admitting that Trump is right about returning to normal, a message he's been hammering for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

39 Via "Ha," the highly accurate Trafalgar Group puts Trump ahead in
Michigan, albeit not even by a full point and obviously well inside the
margin of error voting fraud:




Mail in balloted it for you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (7cIct)

40
It's praise of Ace's ability to schedule posts well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)


But you MEANT it as a bolster to your incredible ability to be clairvoyant in the ways of the blogosphere.

This is known.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Ace: "In a poll of likely voters, Trump would probably be ahead, even with the ridiculous sample of 42% Democrat 29.5% Republican 28% Independent."

Ahahaha! It's like in Austin Powers. 42% Democrat isn't even a real number. It's like saying a kajillion percent.

But, yes, let's go with that absurdity. Democrats, having produced nothing but mayhem, have increased as a percentage of the voting block? The beclowning continues.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (HhXSr)

42 Trump murdering 200,000 democrats this past 6 months will win it for him!
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (SpKeo)
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I thought it was 200 million. That's what Joe told me, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (/669Q)

43 32 I will keep saying it. The reason the media and polling organizations are reporting Biden with massive leads is so that when Trump wins in a landslide, it will validate their accusations of cheating.

"See!! All the polls had Biden ahead 10 points but Trump wins big? He stole the election!"

"Trump wins, after Biden was so far ahead? We must count every vote again! Oh look, a box in the corner that no one noticed before, I wonder what is in it?"

They are preparing the November narrative.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (ONKVN)

==========

It's not going to work when a majority of people outside of California voted for Trump in reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

44 Something something not something each other's something yet.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

45 And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.


Hmm....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

They figured out that Cash for Clunkers got too many of the big trunked Buick and Cadillac old cars.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)



Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)

46 Because their supporters can't fill out absentee ballots correctly.



The Democratic push for in person voting is their death knell.



They're admitting that Trump is right about returning to normal, a message he's been hammering for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

They have admitted that their voters have trouble getting a drivers license, so it stands to reason that mail-in voting is just a bridge too far for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (FJL6J)

47 Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.
Both sort of shock me.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (w9UC1)

48 You gotta vote by mail, and absentee, and at your local poll, and in other polls by provisional ballot. And if you know someone who recently dies, or will not vote, go ahead and vote for them a few times.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (4SXLy)

49 Rep. Doug Collins tweeted "You Can't Hide From The Truth
Durham is Coming
*****
I would think he would know RIGHT

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (1Dmt5)

50 The science of polling is, to me, the same science that says chopping off your twigs and berries makes you a woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (kTi97)

51 Biden's polling lead is the only thing keeping him alive ... literally. The moment he falls behind or even with Trump in national polls is the moment he has to start actually campaigning full time. A full-time Biden campaign maybe lasts 10 days before he dies or goes to the hospital. But from Dem strategy point-of-view a dead/dying Biden with a few weeks to go to the election is probably better than an alive Biden trailing in the polls with a few weeks to go.

Posted by: Remember the post office panic from like four weeks ago, what happened to that? at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (dYe5S)

52 But you MEANT it as a bolster to your incredible ability to be clairvoyant in the ways of the blogosphere.

This is known.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

doesn't one have to be clairvoyant to perceive someone else's clairvoyance?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)

53 Thanks for adding all the pictures, it helps break up all the wordy words. I imagine Biden would like it to. "Oh, it's like a pop up book! COLORS!"

If they can't even fake a poll to show Trump over 5% in places like NC, then he takes the state and it's not even debatable. Ari Fleisher (sp?) schooled the NY Times poll that came out showing how they sat on the scale weighing it down in favor of Dems. No poll should be listened to, at all really, but certainly not before mid October.

I say Trump takes Penn, MI, and maaaaaaybe WI though that one is up for grabs. At least he's visited it, which is more than Her Thighness did. Hell, he's spending money on ads on the west coast so he knows more than we do. But no one, NO ONE, wants to see their neighborhoods burned to the ground and some of the deep blue Dems will sit on their hands and not vote, because then they can say they never voted for Trump but accept that he'll shut this shit down.

I am eternally grateful to Trump for many reasons, but chief among them is ripping off the masks of the DC/NY elites so that EVERYONE can see them for who they really are. The reckoning is coming.

Posted by: Mr Fabulist at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (1DlmY)

54 Trump murdering 200,000 democrats this past 6 months will win it for him!
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (SpKeo)
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I thought it was 200 million. That's what Joe told me, anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (/669Q)


We're all dead. Joe said 150,000,000 is us were killed by gun violence.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

55 Something something not something each other's something yet.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (ptqGC)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

56 That's a lot of reading
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (xgaFC)

But Ace was kind enough for illustrative examples and pictures. So, not as many words as it could have been.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (8B6Ng)


Not Ace so much as his friend.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

57 It seems to me that one would need to know what the current registration rate is for any given demographic to know whether these figures are significant.

For example, if 80% of blacks were already registered, you would not see much of an increase in registration due to the upcoming elections.

As opposed to perhaps non-college educated whites being only 60% registered... or less. Higher registrations would indicate a possible energizing of that demo.

And this is what we can see with our own lying eyes, where Trump is packing them in at rallies and even along the roadways when he motors into a city.

Hiding Biden is getting golf cart parades of 5-6.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (CjFDo)

58 50 The science of polling is, to me, the same science that says chopping off your twigs and berries makes you a woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (kTi97)


I saw Twigs and Berries open for Peaches and Herb at the Apollo in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

59 Because their supporters can't fill out absentee ballots correctly.

The Democratic push for in person voting is their death knell.

They're admitting that Trump is right about returning to normal, a message he's been hammering for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)


I think it's also a wink-nudge that go ahead and mail in your vote, but vote in person just in case. You know, because Trump is stealing mail trucks and dumping them in the Atlantic.

They probably won't get counted twice.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (8B6Ng)

60 The real question is of those registered as Dems, how many will vote for Trump? No one who is registering R is going to vote for Biden. Registering as a Republican carries a real potential cost these days. Should it become known how you registered, you could find yourself on the receiving end of a nasty visit from leftist thugs. If you don;t plan to vote Trump, you will just register as a Dem and save yourself the potential hassle. But just because you register Dem doesn't mean you have to vote that way. So how many of these registered Dems are going to pull the lever for Trump? I find it hard to believe that city dwellers who have been watching their neighborhoods burn at the hands of leftists for almost five months are just going to reflexively pull the level for Biden. Some will, sure, but a lot will defect.

Posted by: DPICM at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (M2VUX)

61 Is the Pope Catholic?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (2sCft)

62 Why vote when you can riot later?

Posted by: Forethought What's That? at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (Eicbe)

63 Ahead? Like a baby's arm holding an apple! Listen fat.

Posted by: Joe bucket of something Biden at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (uYp8a)

64 Because their supporters can't fill out absentee ballots correctly.



The Democratic push for in person voting is their death knell.



They're admitting that Trump is right about returning to normal, a message he's been hammering for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

Exactly. If you can't figure out your sex, how can you possibly mail in a ballot. The problem is, they have terrified their people about Kung Flu. How many will decide the "risk" isn't worth it?

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (J70i0)

65 Daddy, why are there so many postal boxes by the cemetery?
Shutup kid and keep licking those envelopes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (axyOa)

66 61 Is the Pope Catholic?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (2sCft)


No, he's Communist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (s2VJv)

67 Vote in person and chop off the right index finger after voting so they can't vote twice. It is the only way to be sure. If they already don't have a right index finger, and it appears not to be a recent injury, then do the left.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (4SXLy)

68 MY SON HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG! TIME FOR MY NAP!

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (pUntP)

69 I'm winning! bring me my tapioca mommy Jill

Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (Zmnko)

70

A Democratic strategist -- who requested anonymity because his employer does not want him publicly identified talking about the election -- analyzed the implications of the most recent voter registration trends for me.

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So if this source is telling the truth, they are committing a firing offense by talking about this to outsiders. Why leak? What's in it for them?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (t5m5e)

71 I got a call from the trump campaign asking if I would volunteer to knock on doors in a blue state of all places.

They arent fucking around, Trump is doing everything he can to win, while Sundown thinks he can simply coast to victory.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (+dsLj)

72
doesn't one have to be clairvoyant to perceive someone else's clairvoyance?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)


Tuhmayto, tuhmahto.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Great post, ace.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (pUntP)

74 Democrats are people who know they are silencing people by intimidation, and love it. Who know they are cheating, and are proud of it. Who know Biden is a vegetable, and think it's clever.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 02:57 PM (BRkq2)

75

Look at the arrows, which indicate whether Biden's gaining or losing support.

All down blue arrows.



C'mon, man, that's just my strategy to keep Trump's buffoonery alive. That's how I'll beat him!


(come back, Cornpop, for REAL!)

Posted by: Joe the Biden at September 24, 2020 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

76 I can't wait for the freakouts on the left once it becomes clear that Republican turnout far exceeds the margin of fraud...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 02:57 PM (oh2qB)

77 Interesting that the left incited a beef with the USPS, and stopped talking about it as soon as the union endorsed the rapist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:57 PM (4SXLy)

78 The JoeBot has to take rests from campaigning because its old triple expansion engine doesn't have forced lubrication. Running it for more than six hours a day will cause a breakdown and its off to the dry-dock for another week.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (FJL6J)

79 >>>But Ace was kind enough for illustrative examples and pictures. So, not as many words as it could have been.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (8B6Ng)

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True, but where are the Otter cam links?

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (xgaFC)

80
I will bet that in actual fact, there are more people who believe that Reptilians rule America than there are NeverTrump Republicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (W3n3j)

81 Biden is running ads aimed at black voters in Michigan on the Detroit stations I watch.


It's probably nothing. Just had some extra cash to burn and rolled 'black people' on their 1d20 die of identity politics.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (v2c9/)

82 Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)



When gas is $3-4/gallon nationwide its really not a good idea to drive a vehicle that gets 8 mpg on the highway. Add in Hummer going out of business and you can see what happened. Heck, how often do you see a Pontiac anymore? Or even just a Chevy Avalanche? Old cars go bye bye.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (vMCab)

83 >>NeverTrump" is the most relentlessly promoted, lavishly funded fringe political movement in all of human history



THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

84 76 I can't wait for the freakouts on the left once it becomes clear that Republican turnout far exceeds the margin of fraud...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 02:57 PM (oh2qB)

==========

"Seriously, how did anyone think this race was going to be close?"
-Everyone, the middle of November

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (UWqZJ)

85 @TJM, it just needs to provide cover for their fury, so they can round up enough votes.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (ONKVN)

86 This looks suspiciously like math

Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (Izzlo)

87 Did someone call me? I was busy with my special peanut butter treat when I heard all these whistles!

Posted by: Peanut butter licking Jasper at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (ufFY8)

88 I can't wait for the freakouts on the left once it becomes clear that Republican turnout far exceeds the margin of fraud...

Is that the "lamentations of the women" part? I always love that part the most.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (w9UC1)

89 I could go for a little head right now as well

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (FZYNt)

90 71 I got a call from the trump campaign asking if I would volunteer to knock on doors in a blue state of all places.


The Dems are calling for volunteers to knock heads.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (4SXLy)

91 80
I will bet that in actual fact, there are more people who believe that Reptilians rule America than there are NeverTrump Republicans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (W3n3j)


"Hmm..."

- - The Gorn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

92 And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.
Hmm....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Of course they are, they voted once by mail and now they're being told to vote in person as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (gtatv)

93 Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she
didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road
anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???



Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)

Cuba?


Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

94 NeverTrump is a media gaslighting device and should be only mocked or ignored.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (9hauA)

95 Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020


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Stashed in garages to appreciate in value because of their rarity?

On my morning walk I see one parked outside a garage. (Gnaw-luns people who have garages never park their vehicles in them, but leave the cars out in the hot sun and the rain.) I don't think I've ever seen it being driven.

Posted by: Amy C. Barrett at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (Ejm1K)

96 When I read this post I cried, and then I cried some more. Not even seeing my wife pleasured by the Pittsburg Steelers could cheer me up now, but I'm willing to find out.

Posted by: George Stepanapolis at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (pUntP)

97 I had a guy doing my taxes and I ask how much I was getting back.
He would ask me, "How much do you want?"

The polling companies work like that too.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (88+cf)

98 The good news that's not know is Sundowner isn't ahead any more than Hillary was.

And our cat Cinnamon is home, quite a few hundred dollars but she got shot and medicine to try and get her to eat.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (OjZpE)

99 They arent fucking around, Trump is doing everything he can to win, while Sundown thinks he can simply coast to victory.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (+dsLj)


Just like 2016, they're convinced their cheating is enough. Trump needs to win by historic never-before-seen numbers to pull off a squeaker. I just hope I live long enough for a historian to prove what really happened in 2016/2020.

That might happen once CA goes up in flames. That 3M popular vote Hillary won by is just the illegals in CA.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (8B6Ng)

100 86 This looks suspiciously like math
Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (Izzlo)


It's not Common Core so we're safe.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

101 If a Trump is down 5 in VA he is up 5 in GA and AZ and will win the election.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (Bl5GC)

102 Is that what "racial dog whistle" means? A whistle that unites all races behind a single unassailable point?

yes.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (BRkq2)

103 61
Is the Pope Catholic?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (2sCft)

Not sure, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY8)

104 43 32 I will keep saying it. The reason the media and polling organizations are reporting Biden with massive leads is so that when Trump wins in a landslide, it will validate their accusations of cheating."

we talk about the reasons for this, and the reasons for that - but I think we've all seen, with dysfunctional peoples and dysfunctional movements, that a time comes that they've gone so far down a bad path that they don't have the ability to even choose their own actions anymore. *Especially* if they've lost their grip on reality.

In this case, I suspect it could be that they are reporting huge leads for Biden is that it's too unbearably awful for them to contemplate not posting big leads for Biden. They're burning down all the credibility they have left in one last desperate attempt to try and make their Wishes come true.

it won't work. It never does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)

105 Another funsie, the reason Biden seems to do so well in Arizona is the weight sample suggests 20% of Arizona republicans will defect to Biden.

whut

Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

106 The lamentations of their women, yes. The lamentations of their soy-boys, sure. I'm pretty much down for all the lamentations they have over there on the left...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (oh2qB)

107 A comment about those ballots found in PA. Report is that it is 9 ballots so far.

I posted my opinion about fraud a few weeks back. That even with all the gears turning for them, that in PA the best the Dems will be able to cheat is about a 10K vote differential.

9 ballots tends to confirm that. Vote fraud is hard, especially with absentee ballots. One of the techniques is to throw away Republican ballots by postal workers. But it is difficult to do more than a handful of ballots that way without being caught.

If we have the Trump turnout on election day that the current on the ground enthusiasm indicates, then Trump GOTV will greatly overwhelm the fraud.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (5p7BC)

108 $3-4 gas?

It's $2.11 today in central IL, under $2 in N. Missouri

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (w9UC1)

109 99
That might happen once CA goes up in flames. That 3M popular vote Hillary won by is just the illegals in CA.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (8B6Ng)

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And, very likely, the number of Republicans who voted for the Libertarian Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)

110 Whole Lotta Love, er, Content

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (Z4rgH)

111 It's funny how all the individual metrics are favorable to Trump but the general number never does.

Doesn't make any sense, does it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

112 Biden is such a putz, he will concede gracefully

Posted by: REDACTED at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (O+AcM)

113 108 $3-4 gas?

It's $2.11 today in central IL, under $2 in N. Missouri

3.29 here in NorCal

Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

114 We're getting close to the election and now the polls have to move closer to reality.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (J70i0)

115 Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020


CSI: Miami bought them all up and crashed them.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

116 A man in MA has died after eating too much licorice. 2020 baby.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Bl5GC)

117 See the story this morning about terrorists torching a house in Brooklyn Park, MN because the owner dared have a Trump flag.

I'm 48 hours-ing that one. The details don't seem quite right.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)

118 @JamesOKeefeIII
Project Veritas has been investigating and exposing voter fraud for years.

Next week we will release the biggest story we've ever done. Prepare to be shocked.

#BallotHarvesting
- - - -


Kinda hope they don't drag it out over a week.
That strategy initially worked, but given how quickly the MSM chases a new squirrel every day, PV should try to make a yuuuge splash.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

119 Did ya'll see the "independent" voters ABC used in their Trump townhall? A lot of them seem to hate Trump, weird.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (pUntP)

120 I wonder what the post-debate polls will look like.

//

Posted by: Ha at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (YGlK/)

121 NeverTrumpers exist to provide the MSM with an endless supply of 'conservatives' and 'Republicans' to write anti-Trump articles and op-eds

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (HrMC1)

122 101 If a Trump is down 5 in VA he is up 5 in GA and AZ and will win the election.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (Bl5GC)

The polls conistantly undercounted Trump support by 6% last election.

Pretty much across the board.

I think the Trump poll error ratio is probably higher this election.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (NgKpN)

123 113
3.29 here in NorCal
Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

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Well, there's your problem right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)

124 93 Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she
didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road
anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???



Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)
Cuba?


Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

...

The whole brand is gone.

Well, it's back now, sort of. As an EV.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (yL25O)

125 I will bet that in actual fact, there are more people who believe that Reptilians rule America than there are NeverTrump Republicans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 02:58 PM (W3n3j)
"Hmm..."
- - The Gorn
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

I resent that stereotyping! Reptilians can be quite skilled at Government!!

Posted by: Mayor Lightfoot at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)

126 103 61
Is the Pope Catholic?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (2sCft)

Not sure, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Communist? defiantly

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)

127 I would guess that in the Bizarro World universe, this polling makes sense.

Props to Ace for extrapolating the meat and potatoes out of the Golden Corral-esque set of data.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (ch6++)

128 Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she
didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road
anymore. She wondered where they had all gone???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)
Cuba?


They literally fell apart.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (8B6Ng)

129
When gas is $3-4/gallon nationwide its really not a good idea to drive a vehicle that gets 8 mpg on the highway. Add in Hummer going out of business and you can see what happened. Heck, how often do you see a Pontiac anymore? Or even just a Chevy Avalanche? Old cars go bye bye.
Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020


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True, though I see the occasional classic (1980s) Mercedes being actually driven, and lots of Buick LaCrosses of the platform last made in '16. Trucks and SUVs, I don't know their vintage, though you could be right.

Somebody on my morning walk has an Avalanche in good condition parked in front of his house. But they are rare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (Ejm1K)

130 A man in MA has died after eating too much licorice. 2020 baby.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Bl5GC)

And having Covid

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (HrMC1)

131 The NYTimes, where dogwhistles arethe only sounds they hear.

Disconcertingly.

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (Rbu5d)

132
>>"NeverTrump" is the most relentlessly promoted, lavishly funded fringe political movement in all of human history.

=========

What are they going to do when it fails and they've lost all that money? What's their next project going to be?

I'm kind of frightened of massive assistance to the Chinese in spying and technology theft. I don't see where else they have to go once 1) Trump gets another four years of his agenda and 2) it's clear to them that the electorate is unbudgeable. The only thing to do at that point is war on both.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (G51Gf)

133 On an "All Hands" conference with a major financial institution...

They want a specific hashtag added to all employee email signatures to openly indicate the employees' personal love for and alignment with *all* diversity groups, regardless of whatever said group may consider itself "diverse."

Of course, it's entirely optional.

Posted by: Softly Weeping In Misery at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (eIig2)

134 If Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide, I'm willing to forgive 2020 for otherwise sucking bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

135 Is the Pope Catholic?



Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2020 02:56 PM (2sCft)

Not sure, really.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY

I'm gonna say no on that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (9Om/r)

136 We're getting close to the election and now the polls have to move closer to reality.

********

I always thought this but I think this year may be different and the polls are all in to gaslight the public into believing Trump stole the election.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (+dsLj)

137 Interesting that the left incited a beef with the USPS, and stopped talking about it as soon as the union endorsed the rapist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:57 PM (4SXLy)
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Well that and the endless lefty pundits "It's true! I'm getting my packages 3 days later than usual!" fell on deaf ears to people dealing with the USPS for decades.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (/ZYFC)

138 Biden's campaign is gonna put a lid on it for real around 9pm eastern on Nov 3rd...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (oh2qB)

139 "While Democrats sheltered in place, Republicans registered voters"

Lying asshoe Democrat!

Their base is such that they don't care about the truth of the matter; they cheer "comebacks." They want to be told "what we are going to say about that."

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (BRkq2)

140 In an electoral college voting system national polls are irrelevant especially when you consider the number of votes Biden will get in California.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (pUntP)

141 3 He's a head alright.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 02:46 PM (8B6Ng)

4 Ahead rings out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

Wait, isn't that Nadler's pants?
So confusing sometimes.

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Rbu5d)

142 134 If Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide, I'm willing to forgive 2020 for otherwise sucking bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM

Me too

Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Zmnko)

143 Biden WILL WIN, 538 EVs to 0.

100% of Americans hate the Constitution and 100% of Americans want the United States turned from a federal republic into a unitary Socialist state.

When pollsters asked Americans if they would want America turned into a unitary Socialist state even if it meant the deaths of 300 millon Americans, 100% of Americans said their support of such a move would increase.

Get over it, everybody.

Can we just cancel the elections already and usher in this brave new era?

Posted by: Poll Troll at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (4JLkY)

144 134 If Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide, I'm willing to forgive 2020 for otherwise sucking bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

I'm more worried about the lasting effects of a mega-erection

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (FZYNt)

145 ALL deaths are covid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

146 When I read this post I cried, and then I cried some more. Not even seeing my wife pleasured by the Pittsburg Steelers could cheer me up now, but I'm willing to find out.
Posted by: George Stepanapolis at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (pUntP)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A MEMBER OF THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS. AND I HAVE A MEMBER. IT'S IN MY PANTS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (ZGrMX)

147 Is Biden Really Ahead at All?
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Hell, man! I'm above it all!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Eicbe)

148 @Dave in FL, what is your thought on the 2 NC Republicans who resigned from the state Board of Elections today? Board of 5, 3 Dems, 2 Repubs, both R's quit today.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (ONKVN)

149 We need common sense Licorice control

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (HrMC1)

150 113 108 $3-4 gas?

It's $2.11 today in central IL, under $2 in N. Missouri

3.29 here in NorCal
Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

In East Texas, I can find it at $1.67 today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Kpl3J)

151 I think Trump will win but that does not mean he will serve a second term.....at least that is the left's plan

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (HwiWi)

152 And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.


Hmm....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

One and then the other

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (mLSTp)

153 Hey, is RBG the only famous person NOT to die of Covid this year?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (oh2qB)

154 Do you think Biden is cognizant of his situation enough to get nervous?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (zvvCx)

155 You know who hears dog whistles?




Dogs.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (pUntP)

156 145 ALL deaths are covid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

All restaurants are Taco Bell

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (FZYNt)

157 On Nov 4th they are going to have 100,000 volunteers furiously filling out ballots. By the time the mail in ballots are counted, the rapist will have 100 million votes in just PA, MI and WI.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (4SXLy)


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That won't be necessary because Michigan ( whitmer) will supply 20 million from Michigan.

The whole thing is disgusting.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (lonOK)

158 November 4 headline: Large Previously Hidden White Supremacist Black and Hispanic Segment of the Population Finally Come Out of the Shadows for Trump!

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (nJkGK)

159 This is a Dem purge vote, then they get really batshit crazy. I hope all the left remembers that just as Ruthie (as Pocahontas called her) fucked them, so to did Clyburn who saddled the party with train wreck Joe.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (nFRLh)

160 142 134 If Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide, I'm willing to forgive 2020 for otherwise sucking bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM

Me too
Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Zmnko)

For the sake of balance, everything else has to suck for something good to happen at the end of the year.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (4JLkY)

161 Dennis Prager was reading a radical from Scotland admitting the Covid-19 statistics are total bull shit. Almost 9 out of 10 said to die from Covid-19 didn't.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (OjZpE)

162 Like Cardi B, just happy to be in the Top 40.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 02:49 PM (oh2qB)


That's what the caboose man said.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (hku12)

163 Democrats, having produced nothing but mayhem
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! MY PARENTS WERE REPUBLICAN!!
Choose your weapon and your second.. We shall settle this at dawn.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (Vxu+H)

164 ALL deaths are covid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

All restaurants are Taco Bell
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (FZYNt)


All your base are belong to us.....

https://youtu.be/jQE66WA2s-A

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Err, I mean, famous person who died, who DIDN'T have Covid. It's like everyone else who died this year, but her, had the 'Rona...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (oh2qB)

166 3.29 here in NorCal
Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)


I was delighted to find a cheap station yesterday where 91 octane was $3.07. Most of the stations around me are $3.80ish.

We have our special "CA summer blend" which for some reason, raises the prices. Until it's time for the special "CA winter blend" which for some reason, raises the prices. Until the special "CA spring blend" which of course, raises the prices...

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (8B6Ng)

167 9 ballots tends to confirm that. Vote fraud is hard, especially with absentee ballots. One of the techniques is to throw away Republican ballots by postal workers. But it is difficult to do more than a handful of ballots that way without being caught.


And the big push that the military is going gay for the rapist will make the average usps worker think twice about throwing out a military ballot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (4SXLy)

168 ALL deaths are covid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

All restaurants are Taco Bell
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (FZYNt)
---
Here's your ratburger.

Posted by: 2020 at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe)

169 150 113 108 $3-4 gas?

It's $2.11 today in central IL, under $2 in N. Missouri

3.29 here in NorCal
Posted by: Joe putting a lid on it yet again at September 24, 2020 03:01 PM (Zmnko)

In East Texas, I can find it at $1.67 today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Kpl3J)

If you know where to look in Amarillo, $1.64 for regular unleaded.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (4JLkY)

170 When gas is $3-4/gallon nationwide its really not
a good idea to drive a vehicle that gets 8 mpg on the highway. Add in
Hummer going out of business and you can see what happened. Heck, how
often do you see a Pontiac anymore? Or even just a Chevy Avalanche? Old
cars go bye bye.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020



*

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True, though I see the occasional classic (1980s) Mercedes being
actually driven, and lots of Buick LaCrosses of the platform last made
in '16. Trucks and SUVs, I don't know their vintage, though you could
be right.



Somebody on my morning walk has an Avalanche in good condition parked in front of his house. But they are rare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (Ejm1K)

There are fuckton....serious fuckton of camaros, dodge challengers, mustangs, and vettes running around here. Those cars drink like a drunken sailor, and around here they are legion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (9Om/r)

171 148 @Dave in FL, what is your thought on the 2 NC Republicans who resigned from the state Board of Elections today? Board of 5, 3 Dems, 2 Repubs, both R's quit today.
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Mmm, maybe the Pubbies were not gonna be part of an election scam by the Governor?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (zvvCx)

172 And our cat Cinnamon is home, quite a few hundred dollars but she got shot and medicine to try and get her to eat.
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020


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*

Skip, I'm glad to hear that! Cinnamon is clearly a survivor!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (Ejm1K)

173 Even the colonies of woke anti-fascist maggots infesting the giant folds of my quarantine fat are now admitting after Trump's latest comments that I was right all along about Trump being an authoritarian dictator.

Trump refused to accept the peaceful transfer of power from President Obama to President Hillary and he has already refused to say he will accept the peaceful transfer of power to centrist unity President Joe Biden.

If the authoritarian dictator Trump persists in attempting to fill Justice League superhero RBG's SCOTUS seat, Rob Reiner, Bill Kristol and I will have no choice but to make a citizen's arrest of Trump in order to preserve the Constitution and our American way of life.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (pNYAm)

174 On an "All Hands" conference with a major financial institution...

They want a specific hashtag added to all employee email signatures to openly indicate the employees' personal love for and alignment with *all* diversity groups, regardless of whatever said group may consider itself "diverse."

Of course, it's entirely optional.
Posted by: Softly Weeping In Misery at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (eIig2)


I once received an "anonymous" survey regarding sexual harassment. I binned it out of hand. Two weeks later, I received a missive asking why I hadn't returned my "anonymous" survey.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (pxTb/)

175 >>"NeverTrump" is the most relentlessly promoted, lavishly funded fringe political movement in all of human history.

I can't imagine their endorsements of Biden having any kind of impact at all. They're mostly pointless.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (lgiXo)

176 You can't manufacture a million votes folks - a thousand here or there sure. That is why you have to vote and get others to vote - keep calm and smash the commies.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (nFRLh)

177 No, and he never has been.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)

178 Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020

Glad to hear that, Skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (WkPC9)

179 70, I suspect that some sane Dems do not want their party to win 2020 in order to keep down the leftists. After all, they have their true believers and grifters too.

This is why Joe Biden was selected in order to keep Bernie and his leftists from capturing the party machinery. 2022 is a Census rejiggering year for election districts and 2024, is an open seat presidential election.

So, allowing Orangeman bad to win in 2020 and relying on the deep state and uniparty to keep him from reforming the system might be the best of a bad hand.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (OLiBJ)

180 Polls are coming at us hard and fast today...ummm phrasing ?... I was too slow to add to the EWTN poll thread. Btw thanks for thst one TJM! I would expect that kind of mess from the "Catholic" commie rag America Magaizne, but whatever, yall are right thst EWTN poll is trash.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (xZYGI)

181 Of course, it's entirely optional.

How many pieces of flair do you have to wear?

Posted by: spindrift at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (6Ip4a)

182 In East Texas, I can find it at $1.67 today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Kpl3J)


That's less than the per gallon gas tax in Cali.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (AiZBA)

183 47 Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.
Both sort of shock me.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (w9UC1)

That IS shocking.

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

184 ...adjusts tinfoil hat...

The polls are being rigged at this late date to lay the foundation for election theft, i.e., counting mail-in votes days after November 3 to make the "results" correspond with the polls.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (puu6v)

185 Ace,

Did you do this analysis before or after Cindy McCain endorsed Biden? Cuz that endorsement will change EVERYTHING!!

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Bl5GC)

186 November 4 headline: Large Previously Hidden White Supremacist Black and Hispanic Segment of the Population Finally Come Out of the Shadows for Trump!
Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (nJkGK)


And let's abolish the obviously rayciss Post Office!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (hku12)

187 Here's your ratburger.
Posted by: 2020 at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe


I see you've been to BEN ROETHLISBERGER's bar in Savannah.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

188 >>I was delighted to find a cheap station yesterday where 91 octane was $3.07. Most of the stations around me are $3.80ish.


I paid $1.97 at a full service station a few days ago. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)

189 Gas was 1.63 last week (west Michigan), and in two days jumped to 1.99, then 2.10 or so now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

190 148 @Dave in FL, what is your thought on the 2 NC Republicans who resigned from the state Board of Elections today? Board of 5, 3 Dems, 2 Repubs, both R's quit today.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (ONKVN)

Just looked up a story, seems clear: NC Elections Board recently gave "Unanimous Approval" to a consent decree regarding mail in ballots, today both Republican Members said that the State AG lied to them about what was in the agreement, and they both resigned to demonstrate that this consent agreement, as written, did NOT have their approval.

The three Democrats on the board were not going to allow any further consideration of the matter, so resignation was their only way to make a public statement on the matter. I think it was a very bold move.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

191 151 I think Trump will win but that does not mean he will serve a second term.....at least that is the left's plan

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:05 PM (HwiWi)


_________


They've tried their soft coup -- now they're counting on a hard coup by the military, which would indeed trigger the second hot Civil War.

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (nJkGK)

192 Those 9 absentee ballots were in just 1 county.

I wonder if military absentee ballots have a convenient hole in the envelope that allows an observer to see the vote cast without opening it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (4SXLy)

193 How many pieces of flair do you have to wear?
Posted by: spindrift

stylin' and profilin'

WOOOOOO!!!!

Posted by: Slick Ric at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (FZYNt)

194 Skip,

If the cat doesn't like the food, try Solid Gold. I buy the fish ones and my cat loves it. They also love plain sardines. Hope the medicine helps!

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (JKNZq)

195 181 I see you only have the minimum number of pieces of flair....

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (HwiWi)

196 I don't get my ideas from anybody. Human history tells me what humans are going to do next, and to whom.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (RuIsu)

197 119 Did ya'll see the "independent" voters ABC used in their Trump townhall? A lot of them seem to hate Trump, weird.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (pUntP)

This is because 100% of Americans hate Trump. The polls say so. GIVE UP.

Posted by: Poll Troll at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (4JLkY)

198 Shooting a cat doesn't seem like a good way to get it to eat. But, then, I'm not a vet.

Posted by: fly at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (vsPeU)

199 Did ya'll see the "independent" voters ABC used in their Trump townhall? A lot of them seem to hate Trump, weird.

********

Undecided voter: Mister President, why do you enjoy eating babies and keeping me from getting my diabetic medicine? Will you also apologize for killing my mommmy by personally injecting her with Covid? Your answer will influence whether I may vote for you or not.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (+dsLj)

200
Did you do this analysis before or after Cindy McCain endorsed Biden? Cuz that endorsement will change EVERYTHING!!

Yup.. Trump just gained votes

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (Zmnko)

201 There are fuckton....serious fuckton of camaros, dodge challengers, mustangs, and vettes running around here. Those cars drink like a drunken sailor, and around here they are legion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (9Om/r)

My son has a Challenger. Or a Charger. I always forget which.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (Ez6QX)

202 In East Texas, I can find it at $1.67 today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Kpl3J)

If you know where to look in Amarillo, $1.64 for regular unleaded.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020


*
*

In SE La., gas is hovering around 1.66 to 1.84 for 87 right now. Even the ethanol-free gas at my favorite independent is at 2.07.

In some ways I'm glad I no longer drive the BMW, as super-efficient as it was. Premium is way over 2.30.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (Ejm1K)

203 Skip, so happy for your kitty!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

204 116 A man in MA has died after eating too much licorice. 2020 baby.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Bl5GC)

Potassium.

You can also OD on bananas, I remember some body builder in the hospital after eating nothing but. Potassium level was wild as were the arrhythmias. people do all sorts of weird shit

Posted by: CN at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (ONvIw)

205 Of course they are, they voted once by mail and now they're being told to vote in person as well.
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This isn't illegal. The absentee ballot is simply discarded if it occurs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (5p7BC)

206 Of all funding for alleged Republican political writers, what percent goes to the NeverTrumper krewe, and what goes to either fair or Trump side writers and talking heads?

I mean, of those supposedly representing the R side ... it sure seems a lot of the money goes to them. Some of FOX is on the Trump side, but most of the majors are full of NeverTrump types, posing as Republicans, but supporting Biden.


The blog-osphere has more Trump support, but traffic wise, even there the big names are mostly left, or GOPe types. So much of the US population only sees Biden Democrats and GOPe, both uniting against Trump ... pretending to be news, or pretending to have unbiased opinion.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Cus5s)

207 "Wow, it's a "racial dog whistle" that appeals to literally all races."

That exactly how diabolical it is.

Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (2BZBZ)

208 138 Biden's campaign is gonna put a lid on it for real around 9pm eastern on Nov 3rd...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 24, 2020 03:04 PM (oh2qB)

LOL. I wish.

They are going to protest past the inauguration. We will have to see if the GOP has the President's back or plays "impartial" "judge."

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (BRkq2)

209 159 This is a Dem purge vote, then they get really batshit crazy. I hope all the left remembers that just as Ruthie (as Pocahontas called her) fucked them, so to did Clyburn who saddled the party with train wreck Joe.
-----------------
Well either the crazies get cooked or the last remaining normies get cooked. Doesn't matter if they lose the House no one will listen to them anyway. Burn me once - shame on you. Burn me twice - shame on me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (zvvCx)

210 When has veritas released anything that really changed anything?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (4SXLy)

211 Donny Douche was saying that Trump's preaching the same thing as Hitler.

Conclusion: Donny Douche doesn't the fuck about Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

212 I once received an "anonymous" survey regarding sexual harassment. I binned it out of hand. Two weeks later, I received a missive asking why I hadn't returned my "anonymous" survey.

Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:07 PM (pxTb/)
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I hope you replied and said that you had, but as it was anonymous, neither you nor they could prove it one way or the other.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (/669Q)

213 There are fuckton....serious fuckton of camaros, dodge challengers, mustangs, and vettes running around here. Those cars drink like a drunken sailor, and around here they are legion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:06 PM (9Om/r)

My son has a Challenger. Or a Charger. I always forget which.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020


*
*

The Challenger is a 2-door, and looks very vintage. The Charger, I believe, is a 4-door, and doesn't resemble the 1960s Charger very much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Ejm1K)

214 Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.

Here in suburban Baltimore, there's a big Thin Blue Line flag 2 doors down that nobody's touched, and a yuuuuge luxurious Kim Klascik sign about a block the other way that nobody's touched. I haven't seen any Dem signage since the primary, and none of that was for Joe.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (ZGrMX)

215 195
181 I see you only have the minimum number of pieces of flair....

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (HwiWi)

Trivia: The guy who played the manager was Mike Judge.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (ufFY8)

216 210 When has veritas released anything that really changed anything?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (4SXLy)

========

ACORN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (UWqZJ)

217 211 He knows his audience doesn't and they will simply repeat it as fact....

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (HwiWi)

218 Thanks for posting this article, Ace! This is a must-read article. Here's a quote that should be high-lighted and underlined:
"... the majority of Hispanics rejected this designation. They preferred to see Hispanics as a group integrating into the American mainstream, one not overly bound by racial constraints but instead able to get ahead through hard work."

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (Pqytn)

219 $1.77 in upstate SC

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (DP0Nq)

220 I believe the current RC Pope is Catholic and as long as he doesn't publish his BS Ex Cathedra he can say whatever he wants.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 24, 2020 03:11 PM (gtatv)

221 The first thing these military kids do with their bonus check is buy a charger or truck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (4SXLy)

222 You can't manufacture a million votes folks - a thousand here or there sure. That is why you have to vote and get others to vote - keep calm and smash the commies.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness



I give you 1 meelion made up ballots:

NEW REPORT: Voter registration numbers exceed 100% of the eligible voters in 378 counties across the U.S.

https://tinyurl.com/y54eukcj

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (n2JA9)

223 I paid $1.97 at a full service station a few days ago. . .

I worked at one of them once back in the old days, I'm not even sure how they work anymore.

I used to have to take the C/C back inside, run the bar machine across it, bring it and the slip, and the carbons back to the car to get a signature...

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (w9UC1)

224 >>>97 I had a guy doing my taxes and I ask how much I was getting back.
He would ask me, "How much do you want?"

The polling companies work like that too.

...

yeah, and just to demonstrate that, consider: Whenever the GOP releases its own paid-for poll, we're all naturally skeptical. We suspect that the pollster is pleasing the client.

Well, all of these polls are commissioned by insanely-partisan leftwing organizations. (And yes, I include Fox News in that.)

We should be no less skeptical of these lunatic obsessives partisans than we are of the GOP or Trump.

The media is simply a the communications arm of the Democrat Party. There is no pretense about it any longer.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (PbpT7)

225 185 Ace,

Did you do this analysis before or after Cindy McCain endorsed Biden? Cuz that endorsement will change EVERYTHING!!
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Bl5GC)

I am so totes voting for Biden after hearing that! And Meghan Merkle too? She endorsed Biden!!!

(This might effect 10s of people who have no business voting to begin with.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (4JLkY)

226 You can also OD on bananas, I remember some body builder in the hospital after eating nothing but. Potassium level was wild as were the arrhythmias. people do all sorts of weird shit
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Is this why baboons are always flinging poo and ass fucking anything that comes by?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (zvvCx)

227 I hope you replied and said that you had, but as it was anonymous, neither you nor they could prove it one way or the other.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (/669Q)


I didn't have tenure at that point, and so kept my head down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (pxTb/)

228
Conclusion: Donny Douche doesn't __________ the fuck about Hitler.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)


This is a MadLibs thing, right?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

229 >>Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.
Both sort of shock me.


I wonder how much Ric Grenell is a factor in that?
The Left insist Trump hates gays, and then Trump goes and hires a guy who happens to be gay, but instead of talking about how gay Ric is, and making him some sort of gay mascot doing stuff for gays, Grenell is a key member of his administration, including foreign policy and intel.

Like, as if him being gay doesn't matter????
Weird!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

230 The Challenger is a 2-door, and looks very vintage. The Charger, I believe, is a 4-door, and doesn't resemble the 1960s Charger very much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Ejm1K)

It's a Charger then. It has 4 doors.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)

231 This isn't illegal. The absentee ballot is simply discarded if it occurs.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (5p7BC)

In my neck of the woods, if you sign up for absentee, they mark that on your page/sign in sheet and you cannot vote in person

Posted by: CN at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (ONvIw)

232 Trump says things which are true and which need public/governmental attention.

THIS is exactly why GOPe-COC and the faux "conservative" media hate Trump.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (BRkq2)

233 I mean, c'mon even historians who put the Nazis as "right wing" at least acknowledge that the "socialism" was a play to the left.

Trump: "The United States will never be a socialist country".

Same thing?

Never listen to a lib when they use those words: "same thing".

Of course, in general, you should *always* check a lib's math.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (Eicbe)

234 I think Dems have figured out that everyone has a Ring these days and if they fuck with signs they will be filmed. So they leave the signs alone.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (Bl5GC)

235 54....
We're all dead. Joe said 150,000,000 is us were killed by gun violence.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

We're all dead so many times I can't keep track.

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (Rbu5d)

236 211 Donny Douche was saying that Trump's preaching the same thing as Hitler.

Conclusion: Donny Douche doesn't the fuck about Hitler.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

The media is entirely pig ignorant about faith or religion. Oddly, they also seem equally ignorant about Nazism.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (lgiXo)

237 ACORN

They changed their name, but I guarantee that ginger asshole and lisa fithian are balls deep in tbe riots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (4SXLy)

238
When has veritas released anything that really changed anything?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

========

People have been fired. The only name I remember offhand is Bob Creamer (husband of some midwestern congresswoman with a name like Sshhchshshsidh) but I recall others did, too.

It probably didn't change the organizations, but it's nice to see individual lefty fakers kicked out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf)

239 One of my oldest customers, a really patient guy, that fled from Venezuela to Argentina has a mom that was locked up as an illegal alien in Colorado is now newley in Miami. Can't leave bacause she tested positive for corona. A Trump supporter now.

Posted by: Menack at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (buTO7)

240 I paid $1.97 at a full service station a few days ago. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)


Another reason I want to GTFO of CA. I'm sick of everything having a 100% markup. So many hidden taxes - we don't even get to vote on them. Then there's the ones they rub in our faces just for shits & giggles.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:14 PM (8B6Ng)

241 Is this why baboons are always flinging poo and ass fucking anything that comes by?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (zvvCx)

Go on....

Posted by: Shep! at September 24, 2020 03:14 PM (ufFY8)

242 Most polls I see and the manipulation thereof really point to an easy Trump win. But then again, MN can count mail in ballots WITHOUT a postmark for 7 days. Expect videos of car trunk loads of ballots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 03:14 PM (r+sAi)

243 Just looked up a story, seems clear: NC Elections Board recently gave "Unanimous Approval" to a consent decree regarding mail in ballots, today both Republican Members said that the State AG lied to them about what was in the agreement, and they both resigned to demonstrate that this consent agreement, as written, did NOT have their approval.

The three Democrats on the board were not going to allow any further consideration of the matter, so resignation was their only way to make a public statement on the matter. I think it was a very bold move.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Wow. This is going to get uglier.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 03:14 PM (puu6v)

244 Is this why baboons are always flinging poo and ass fucking anything that comes by?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (zvvCx)


No wonder I don't go to the zoo....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Conclusion: Donny Douche doesn't __________ the fuck about Hitler.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Eicbe)

This is a MadLibs thing, right?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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*know*. The answer is *know*.

(Crap)

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (Eicbe)

246 Sobering data points?

Here?

Sobering?

And data points.

Where am I?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (7GGPk)

247 The Challenger is a 2-door, and looks very vintage. The Charger, I believe, is a 4-door, and doesn't resemble the 1960s Charger very much.
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I like the Challenger. Hate the Charger. This is how you fuck up a classic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (zvvCx)

248 Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.
Both sort of shock me.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (w9UC1)

That IS shocking.
Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)


Eons ago, when I was more indestructible, I went to a game at Comiskey Park, by myself. I parked my car a few blocks from the stadium, there was ample room to do so.

As I was walking away from my car, a young man approached and said "you know, it's not always safe parking in this area. For a nominal fee ($10) I'll make sure nothing happens to it."

I gladly paid. And when I came out hours later, there was my car, fully intact. As promised.

My assumption is that if I had told him to F off, the chances my car would be missing all four wheels, possibly burned out and/or broken and bruised, was damn close to 100%.

Still, I admired his entrepreneurial spirit. It gave me some small comfort, knowing the world has clear rules, and those who follow them will profit from them.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)

249 235 54....
We're all dead. Joe said 150,000,000 is us were killed by gun violence.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

We're all dead so many times I can't keep track.
Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (Rbu5d)

If everybody in the U.S. is dead twice over doesn't that mean 200 percent support for the Democrats?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (lgiXo)

250 I wonder how much Ric Grenell is a factor in that?
The Left insist Trump hates gays, and then Trump goes and hires a guy who happens to be gay, but instead of talking about how gay Ric is, and making him some sort of gay mascot doing stuff for gays, Grenell is a key member of his administration, including foreign policy and intel.


You've got a point. Democrats use gays as mascots, Republicans have them do their job. Ric being good at it and hilarious on Twitter doesn't hurt either.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (ZGrMX)

251 >>I used to have to take the C/C back inside, run the bar machine across it, bring it and the slip, and the carbons back to the car to get a signature...


I think they still do that. I paid cash, and I usually pump my own, but had to take the first option because "empty" light.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

252
The media is entirely pig ignorant about faith or religion. Oddly, they also seem equally ignorant about Nazism.



They know the Nazis attacked Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

253 They will steal the election with mail in voter fraud if they can, but I don't think that's plan A. Plan A is to make Trumps victory look illegitimate. And not just the election but the entire US electoral system. The Dems have hit the panic button, their party's shrinking, they're going to invite whatever foreign power in they can to help them. If they can't win the election then their only option is an actual coup. If they fail they're dead.

Remember Biden was going no where in the primaries until the DNC rigged it against Bernie. The Dems wallstreet paymasters threatened to sit out the entire election cycle. But the Bernie win would of highjacked the party from Obama. Slow Joe and Heels Up are puppets.

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at September 24, 2020 03:16 PM (BRnXm)

254 Acorn.org still exists. It is a hoot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:16 PM (4SXLy)

255 The left fallback position will be " Biden won the popular vote by eleventybillion!" ( mostly from California and New York)

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:16 PM (HwiWi)

256 All polls are bullshit.

Always assume your guy is behind.

Vote like the fate of your family and country is at stake because it is.

Buy ammo.

Pray.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2020 03:16 PM (KQ7QA)

257 ----------------
I like the Challenger. Hate the Charger. This is how you fuck up a classic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (zvvCx)


Haven't driven the Charger, but don't hate the look.

The Challenger, I've taken on a couple road trips. It's a solid ride and the V6 even had good power and got impressive fuel economy.

I just think that silly "lower the window when opening the door" thing is going to screw owners at some point.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

258
I could go for a little head right now as well
Posted by: Rick in SK


Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: The literal genie at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (63Dwl)

259 ALL deaths are covid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

All restaurants are Taco Bell



So ... if we close all the Taco Bells ... there won't be any more covids?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (q2K0j)

260 Mini Mike is trying to offset the surge in Florida of Republican voters with the felon vote.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (I849g)

261 I posted it early am but noticed on my daily Covid-19 statistics NY on Sept 11 added 7,649 deaths in 24 hours. Took 4 off 20 Sept and 2 more off 23 Sept.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (OjZpE)

262 My son has a Challenger. Or a Charger. I always forget which.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:09 PM (Ez6QX)

Two door is the Challenger and four door is the Charger (Coronet). Original Chargers were not four door

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (CjHGv)

263 253 They will steal the election with mail in voter fraud if they can, but I don't think that's plan A. Plan A is to make Trumps victory look illegitimate. And not just the election but the entire US electoral system. The Dems have hit the panic button, their party's shrinking, they're going to invite whatever foreign power in they can to help them. If they can't win the election then their only option is an actual coup. If they fail they're dead.

Remember Biden was going no where in the primaries until the DNC rigged it against Bernie. The Dems wallstreet paymasters threatened to sit out the entire election cycle. But the Bernie win would of highjacked the party from Obama. Slow Joe and Heels Up are puppets.
Posted by: Iron-Wombat at September 24, 2020 03:16 PM (BRnXm)

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If the country and the system survived the surprise razor thin victory of Trump over Hillary with accusations of Russian interference, it'll survive another Trump win.

It's not like Trump winning a presidential election is unprecedented at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

264 222 You can't manufacture a million votes folks - a thousand here or there sure. That is why you have to vote and get others to vote - keep calm and smash the commies.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness



I give you 1 meelion made up ballots:

NEW REPORT: Voter registration numbers exceed 100% of the eligible voters in 378 counties across the U.S.

https://tinyurl.com/y54eukcj
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 03:12 PM (n2JA9)

One idea I heard a few weeks ago on radio that, the more I think on it, it sounds like a PITA for the voting public, but I think would help things:

Dump the voter rolls entirely after two years.

Here in TX, voter registration cards are pumped out to registered voters after January 1 of even numbered years like clockwork. They last until December 31 of the next, odd numbered year. So, instead of doing that, just dump the voter rolls on 1 January of the even numbered year, and call for everyone to register again.

Sounds like a PITA, and I get it, BUT the advantage is that the dead will not be reregistering to vote, and nor will people who have moved away or have decided not to register to vote again. So you start anew every two years.

(YMMV, especially in other states.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (4JLkY)

265 When has veritas released anything that really changed anything?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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People have been fired. The only name I remember offhand is Bob Creamer (husband of some midwestern congresswoman with a name like Sshhchshshsidh) but I recall others did, too.

It probably didn't change the organizations, but it's nice to see individual lefty fakers kicked out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf)


I definitely think it forced them to change things behind the scenes. And gave repubs ammo they never dared use.

9/28 Project Veritas drops their voter fraud video. I'm sure James and company have been working on this since 2016. I just hope that there's at least one big name and one big state that gets dragged into this.

I won't hold my breath though. The left always writes off PV with the same tired accusations that were disproved, but since it was all reporting by retraction (or winning a law suit) nobody knows.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (8B6Ng)

266 The Challenger is a 2-door, and looks very vintage. The Charger, I believe, is a 4-door, and doesn't resemble the 1960s Charger very much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:10 PM (Ejm1K)

It's a Charger then. It has 4 doors.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020


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When Dodge released the new Charger, the purists who remembered the 1966 fastback 2-door complained that it wasn't "really a Charger." From what I hear, the new one makes enough power that you'd leave the old one behind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (Ejm1K)

267 Based on the signs I see, President Trump will come in first. "Yard Sale" will be the runner up, with Sleepy Joe a poor third place finish.

Posted by: eastofsuez at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (PwKhf)

268 I've been thinking, which is dangerous, I know. The propaganda around the Wuhan virus has created a large pool of people who are operating on false premises. (I don't think it's a coincidence that belief in the fear pr0n seems to line up with leftism, which is also built on false premises).

How can those of us who don't buy into the fear-mongering take advantage of this situation? Well, for starters, we're not terrified to see other people in person. It's no wonder that our in-person GOTV efforts are under way, while the left's GOTV efforts appear focused on twitter, Zoom, and burning down their cities.

If your state uses volunteers on election day, consider volunteering. We're not fearful like the left is: use that to your advantage.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (b3x5S)

269 I've been saying it for a long time now: the only actual, real votes we have are from the primary.

Trump, as sitting POTUS running virtually unopposed, set records garnering the most primary votes of any sitting POTUS, including Reagan in 1984.

Biden, even after everyone dropped out and Bernie "suspended" his campaign, was lucky to get 60-70% of the vote.

Trump got people to come out at record numbers even though he was guaranteed the nom. Biden, otoh, had people coming out to vote AGAINST him, even though he was guaranteed the nom.

Posted by: Venus at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (iYXhj)

270 Referring to #218, according to the authors, 75% of Hispanics reject a racial political identity, preferring to assimilate into the American mainstream through hard work. The Dems are effing this up, bigly. Recall a poll some years ago that reported that a majority of Hispanics who have lived in the US for more than five years supported stricter border control. Jobs and job growth are the "dog-whistles" that reach the ears of Hispanics.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

271 BurtTC,
You gave a perfect example why anarchy is unstable and SOMEONE or SOME GROUP is going to rule others whether defacto or dejure.

In an anarchic world, no one is safe. See Hobbes in Leviathan for elaboration.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (OLiBJ)

272 The media is entirely pig ignorant about faith or religion. Oddly, they also seem equally ignorant about Nazism.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (lgiXo)
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"When I use a word," said the lefty, "it means exactly what I want it to mean, no more and no less."

I don't know how many lefties walk around "Hitler this" and "Nazis that" and every word out of their mouth betrays that they're quoting some figure of their imagination called "Hitler".

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (Eicbe)

273 Yes, of course Biden is ahead. By around 7 points. And things are looking very good for him in the Electoral College. The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.

Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

274 What do I care about dog whistles? Another fako BS nothing meaningless crap phrase that I keep hearing from the kind of people that I really don't like hearing from.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (RuIsu)

275 260 Virginia did that within the last year.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (OjZpE)

276 273 Yes, of course Biden is ahead. By around 7 points. And things are looking very good for him in the Electoral College. The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.
Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

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Unless you know the history of polling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (UWqZJ)

277 The troll has arrived

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (Zmnko)

278 Dewey defeats Truman!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

279 The polls told me that Dewey defeated Truman, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

280 So this is the coordinated talking point for reporters at the WH Press Conf, with Kaylie McEnamy, (available at COnservative TreeHouse) "Will the President accept the results of an election?." These people are just terrible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (WkPC9)

281 >>You've got a point. Democrats use gays as mascots, Republicans have them do their job. Ric being good at it and hilarious on Twitter doesn't hurt either.


We only hear from the activists, but I would imagine that just like other demographics, there are a lot of gay people who want to be seen as *people* not gays.

I sure as heck hate when politicians assume they must appeal to me with birth control and abortion, like women are all just needy vaginas (phrasing? eh, wth!).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

282 The Challenger, I've taken on a couple road trips. It's a solid ride and the V6 even had good power and got impressive fuel economy.

I just think that silly "lower the window when opening the door" thing is going to screw owners at some point.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020


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Is it because of the design, that the window lip is mismatched with the roof?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (Ejm1K)

283 When Dodge released the new Charger, the purists who remembered the 1966 fastback 2-door complained that it wasn't "really a Charger." From what I hear, the new one makes enough power that you'd leave the old one behind

You can get the new Charger in 707 horsepower Hellcat form, which will leave pretty much anything short of a purpose-built racecar behind. I saw a police chase with one where it outran the helicopter.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)

284 257 ----------------
I like the Challenger. Hate the Charger. This is how you fuck up a classic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (zvvCx)

Haven't driven the Charger, but don't hate the look.

The Challenger, I've taken on a couple road trips. It's a solid ride and the V6 even had good power and got impressive fuel economy.

I just think that silly "lower the window when opening the door" thing is going to screw owners at some point.
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The thing about the Challenger is its the size of an old Ford LTD and its a two door. Fun to drive but big. You could get four or five bodies in that trunk and run level all the way to the dump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (zvvCx)

285 Dewey defeats Truman!

Again? Ol Dewey just never gives up does he.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (w9UC1)

286 The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.
Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)


You're just not smart, are you.

Go look at the polls in 2016 and get back to me where this statement has any validity whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

287 260, 270 Surprised Emperor Wolf by decree hasn't made the whole prison system voting. Maybe they did sent them ballots in the mail, who knows?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (OjZpE)

288 You can get the new Charger in 707 horsepower Hellcat form, which will leave pretty much anything short of a purpose-built racecar behind. I saw a police chase with one where it outran the helicopter.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)

I am NOT telling my son that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)

289 Remember Biden was going no where in the primaries until the DNC rigged it against Bernie. The Dems wallstreet paymasters threatened to sit out the entire election cycle. But the Bernie win would of highjacked the party from Obama. Slow Joe and Heels Up are puppets.
Posted by: Iron-Wombat at September 24, 2020 03:16 PM (BRnXm)

Imagine if enough pissed-off Bernie bros stay home this election to the point where not nearly enough votes could be manufactured by Dem election officials to offset the loss.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (4JLkY)

290 286
You're just not smart, are you.

Go look at the polls in 2016 and get back to me where this statement has any validity whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

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"But the final polls were pretty accurate!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

291 I hadn't seen the Project Veritas twitter post, just the YT video. But they've put up the hashtag #ballotharvesting.

Now, I know somehow, someway it's legal in the people's republic of CA, is there any other states that have allowed this practice? NJ? CO?

I hope it really is "shocking", but don't think it'll make a difference. Hope I'm wronger than I've ever been.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (8B6Ng)

292 About keeping the Senate's chances, anybody know current polling on Miss Lindsay and his opponent Jaime Harrison? I sat in a waiting room today and the TV was on MSNBC or some other trash network. There were a boatload of Harrison commercials. One commercial was a woman in her southern drawl who just so happens "used to be a supporter of Lindsay Graham's" and "Lindsay is only for Lindsay" so she's voting for the Democrat now because he more aligns with her "values." Uh-huh.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (O+I8R)

293 The troll is trolling.


And national numbers mean fuck-all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

294 292 About keeping the Senate's chances, anybody know current polling on Miss Lindsay and his opponent Jaime Harrison? I sat in a waiting room today and the TV was on MSNBC or some other trash network. There were a boatload of Harrison commercials. One commercial was a woman in her southern drawl who just so happens "used to be a supporter of Lindsay Graham's" and "Lindsay is only for Lindsay" so she's voting for the Democrat now because he more aligns with her "values." Uh-huh.
Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (O+I8R)

=========

Latest poll has them tied.

I assume that poll has the same problems as others, that they're massively oversampling white Democrats in order to generate the idea of white flight from Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

295 260 MiniMike screwed up, he apparently violated both state and federal laws that forbid giving incentives to vote AND Florida AG is investigating his butt.

He did something similar by his straw purchases by his agents as mayor pursuing the illegal gun trade.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:21 PM (OLiBJ)

296
Is it because of the design, that the window lip is mismatched with the roof?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (Ejm1K)


I don't know. I think it has something to do with the fact that there's no rail on the top of the door and the window seals in the gasket on the roof rail.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

297 "Will the President accept the results of an election?." These people are just terrible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM


Will the left?

Oh, nvm, I think I know the answer to that one ...

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 24, 2020 03:21 PM (b3x5S)

298 People have been fired. The only name I remember offhand is Bob
Creamer (husband of some midwestern congresswoman with a name like
Sshhchshshsidh) but I recall others did, too.



It probably didn't change the organizations, but it's nice to see individual lefty fakers kicked out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:13 PM (G51Gf)



Jan Schakowsky. A total leftist lunatic.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (c5zUZ)

299 ACORN Antifa OWS OFA BLM

all the same shit. mooching and protesting. rioting and mooching

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (nFwvY)

300 Tiresome troll is tiresome.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (O+I8R)

301 Totally tired of troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (WkPC9)

302 Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.
Both sort of shock me.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (w9UC1)

________


If Jussie Smollet was smart, he would have hanged himself with his noose in front of those.

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (nJkGK)

303 Polls are for strippers and for moving public sentiment. The polls are wrong. The only way the democrats win is through fraud.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (0OmEj)

304 Regarding the NC BoE resignations, I have no informed opinion. I don't know what power they have over the process.

Tom's analysis seems pretty right to me though.

Possibly their resignation can be used to trigger a lawsuit and get a federal stay against the consent decree. Maybe.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (5p7BC)

305 I appreciate ace writing a whole post on the topic I commented on earlier, since I'm in and out throughout the day. So, same question, since the lid is on, is he sure of a loss, or sure of the fix being in? If it's the loss, is it an attempt to pull the party away from the nuts?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (Hf7hU)

306 You can get the new Charger in 707 horsepower
Hellcat form, which will leave pretty much anything short of a
purpose-built racecar behind. I saw a police chase with one where it
outran the helicopter.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)



I am NOT telling my son that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)


Then definitely don't tell him about the new 426 crate engine that has 1000 horsepower. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (9Om/r)

307 Will the president commit to pa peaceful transition of power win, lose, or draw?

So they want trump to concede even if he wins, and not put up a fight in a close election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (4SXLy)

308 So, it's time.

Posted by: that guy that thinks we should start sucking each other's dicks at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (yQpMk)

309 @TocRadio

NEW: Trump's new "America First" health care plan - a series of EOs he will unveil this afternoon in NC - will mandate that all pre-existing conditions will be covered by insurers EVEN IF SCOTUS finds the Obamacare unconstitutional, HHS Sec Alex Azar says on a background brief

Azar said that Obamacare offered coverage for pre-existing conditions but the premiums were so high people were often priced out of coverage — notes that one EO tackles “surprise medical bills.” If Congress doesn’t pass a bill by Jan 1, Azar will pursue additional exec action

CMS admin. Seema Verna says Trump’s plan will put dollars back in people’s pockets, especially America’s seniors

Domestic Policy Council Dir. Brooke Rollins says the plan “is all about putting patients first... patients and doctors should be running the system... not politicians and bureaucrats”

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)

310 >> 116 A man in MA has died after eating too much licorice.

Licorice whip gonna whip your ass!

Posted by: The Red Hot Chili Peppers at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (uWF4x)

311 Vote in person as soon as the polls open to do so. I am willing to bet some cash, the Maoists will have "armed enforcers" stationed at the polling stations on the Election Day.
Obama's enforcers on 2008 and 2012 were a beta test.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Tackle Box at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (Jw3qd)

312

Great post.

If you really listen to never trumpers they never really say anything. Ever. Nothing of substance. Nothing with facts. Such Hot Air.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (rjE57)

313 I love reading Republicans working so hard to convince themselves that 95% of the data is flat wrong and that Trump is actually winning. It's poll unskewing all over again. But this time when Biden wins (comfortably), instead of realizing that your unskewing was just plain wrong, you'll scream that it was all voter fraud (based on assumption, not actual evidence). You people just convince yourself that the sky is red and no amount of evidence showing that it is blue will change your mind.

Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (vw8tb)

314 I think the reason we haven't seen Biden OR his surrogates (including Kamala) much is because they know Biden and the Dem brand suck. Polls show a generic Dem often beats a known Republican, so what if you ran a campaign to hide and BE the generic candidate incarnate?

It's basically what Obama did, with non-offensive melanin thrown in for guilty suburban white liberals.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (NRjPt)

315 47
Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.
Both sort of shock me.


Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (w9UC1)

Well it IS MAGA Country according to reliable reports

Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (vGW5q)

316 260 Mini Mike is trying to offset the surge in Florida of Republican voters with the felon vote.
Posted by: abbynormal at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (I849g)

Our AG here is investigating and has turned the case over to the FBI, FWIW.

Apart from Trump winning in a landslide in 6 week, nothing would be more pleasing than to see Mini-Mike doing a 4 am perp walk, although doubtful it will happen.

Also, it took me a little while to come up with Mini-Mike's last name. Mini-Mike came much more easily to mind.

Is that bad?

Posted by: Marybeth at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (4pK1/)

317 Skepticism is required now more than ever

Posted by: iandeal at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (7F3r5)

318 In addition to zero campaign rallies, zero press conferences and zero doors knocked on, the democrats have had zero in-person voter registration drives

But yeah, a banner at the top of Instagram is really gonna make up for all the republican in-person registration efforts ...

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (aO8Gd)

319 Let's state the Democrat case for Donald Trump: He is promoting jobs above all other policies, aimed first at the middle class, but benefiting the lower classes to an unprecedented degree. There, that's it.

In trade policy, Trump thinks of American jobs first. In domestic economic policy, jobs. Miners, steelworkers, teamsters, electrical workers, the trades generally....they all have a President for them in Donald Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (gtNWf)

320 "Accurate models don't matter! They just need to be models!"
-Troll poll

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (UWqZJ)

321 Ace, something you don't see mentioned either is that Trump ran consistently behind down ballot Republicans in '16 while Hillary! ran slightly ahead of down ballot Dems. Trump ran 80k votes behind Ron Johnson while Hillary! ran ahead of Feingold by 5k in Wisconsin. Are we expecting that to happen again?

And looking at all of those blue arrows brings to mind a great financial analysis line: The trend is not your friend

Posted by: Joe at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (QFnhZ)

322 Poll Cuck

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)

323 Just a reminder: the polls in 2016 were off by 2 points. Two.

Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (vw8tb)

324 273, I would not be bragging that I had a Juris doc because apparently you demonstrated yesterday knowing nothing about the law and today's post indicating the same is true about your knowledge of electoral politics.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (OLiBJ)

325 You can get the new Charger in 707 horsepower Hellcat form, which will leave pretty much anything short of a purpose-built racecar behind. I saw a police chase with one where it outran the helicopter.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)

I am NOT telling my son that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)


The 'big 3' are now hedging their bets that the new HP battle will be in trucks.

Dodge will be putting a slightly toned down version of the Hellcat motor in a special edition Ram 1500.

Ford already has the EcoBoost that produces over 400 HP and will be increased and GM will throw either the Corvette flat crank or the Camaro engine in a Silverado.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

326 I hate being the "almost all the polls are wrong!" guy because at a certain point, I wonder if I'm driving off a cliff while waving my flag, but these polls really are shit and have just become psyops.

if you're going to say "Republican" pollsters like Rasmussen favor Trump, then why is it such a leap to think a CNN poll is going to say Trump is losing?

Ultimately, the "right-leaning" pollsters were right about 2016 and the MSM pollsters were way, way off on 2016. At this same point, they were talking about a Reagan type landslide for Hilary. Outlets like National Review were saying things like "we can't call these swing states anymore, Hillary has already won them"

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (gkdnV)

327 As I've been saying for a long time, an historic blow-out level Trump victory would be totally unsurprising. A comfortable victory is highly likely.

And in that context, D success down-ticket becomes far less likely.

The now completely ridiculous, Third World-level assault on election integrity, however, needs to be stopped, and reversed. Any particularly histrionic Dem cheating efforts this time that are exposed should be used as the starting point to return the country to its moderate level of election integrity, the highest level it has ever had (nationally - it varies greatly from place to place).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (OTzUX)

328 Lady in Black - Some Antifa radicals are in their 70s now.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (OjZpE)

329 Free Shit Army will always vote for Party of Free Shit.
Even if the nominal figure head is shit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (/Dgcm)

330 I just think that silly "lower the window when opening the door" thing is going to screw owners at some point.
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The thing about the Challenger is its the size of an old Ford LTD and its a two door. Fun to drive but big. You could get four or five bodies in that trunk and run level all the way to the dump.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:20 PM (zvvCx)


I think the window thing depends on the mfgr. All the frameless windows do it now. I wouldn't trust any Chrysler product to function over 3 years. I've seen the Mini's fail after under 2 (I swore never, ever when I saw this). Of course, my new Lexus has it - so far so good - knock on wood. Or, get a car with a framed window.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (8B6Ng)

331 "The final polls of 2016 were sort of accurate which means that polls months out from 2020 are accurate! Even though the polls months out from 2016 were all over the place and garbage!"
-Poll troll

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (UWqZJ)

332 Ace writing a plagiarized piece about Joe Biden.

Isnt it italic? Doncha think?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (LSoOS)

333 If the country and the system survived the surprise razor thin victory of Trump over Hillary with accusations of Russian interference, it'll survive another Trump win.

It's not like Trump winning a presidential election is unprecedented at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

The country will survive. God willing the democrat party will not.

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (BRnXm)

334 This troll has a familiar smell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

335 Latest poll has them tied.

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That's the latest I've heard too. This Harrison guy has more on the ball than Alvin Greene. I hope he isn't going to sneak under the radar and win. Lindsay Graham reeks of everything I hate in the GOPe, but I'm gonna have to vote for that useless wad for the first time in years. And I'm only doing it for Donald Trump's sake.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (O+I8R)

336 273 Yes, of course Biden is ahead. By around 7 points. And things are looking very good for him in the Electoral College. The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.
Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)


Then you've got nothing to worry about, do you, comrade?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (pxTb/)

337 OT, our ahole "Health Officer" says we are still in the first wave of WuFlu, and regular flu is coming. So I guess we are going to have to lock ourselves in our houses until spring.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (Ez6QX)

338 I sincerely doubt the average Antifa scumbag could explain what fascism is and why they think it's so bad they have to assault who they think, without evidence, might be thinking fascistic thoughts.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (lgiXo)

339 The docking comes first, then the sucking after victory.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Tackle Box at September 24, 2020 03:26 PM (Jw3qd)

340 299 ACORN Antifa OWS OFA BLM

all the same shit. mooching and protesting. rioting and mooching
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 03:22 PM (nFwvY)


________


"At least I pay their leaders well, deplorable." -- George Soros, International Terrorist-at-Large

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 03:26 PM (nJkGK)

341 One idea I heard a few weeks ago on radio that, the more I think on it, it sounds like a PITA for the voting public, but I think would help things:

Dump the voter rolls entirely after two years.

Here in TX, voter registration cards are pumped out to registered voters after January 1 of even numbered years like clockwork. They last until December 31 of the next, odd numbered year. So, instead of doing that, just dump the voter rolls on 1 January of the even numbered year, and call for everyone to register again.

Sounds like a PITA, and I get it, BUT the advantage is that the dead will not be reregistering to vote, and nor will people who have moved away or have decided not to register to vote again. So you start anew every two years.

(YMMV, especially in other states.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:17 PM (4JLkY)


I like your proposal. As I've written said here before, a person who wants to vote WILL figure out how to vote. Voter suppression is BS.

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2020 03:26 PM (AMIL/)

342 Biden is a worse candidate now than he was in 1988 and he was bottom of the barrel then.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 03:26 PM (2DOZq)

343 The 'big 3' are now hedging their bets that the new HP battle will be in trucks.

The market for things that don't at least pretend to be SUVs has largely collapsed, which is part of why I think Gavin Newsome is dumber than anyone thinks. And Porsche has almost literally been printing money with the Cayenne Turbo. Purists hate it, but it's fast.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)

344 >>When has veritas released anything that really changed anything?


Are we really doing this again? Srsly?

-- Infiltrated Disrupt J20, and when learned of plans to attack inauguration eve and inauguration day events, alerted SS and there were arrests

-- Google whistleblower Zach Vorhies gave all the memos, etc. he had to DoJ and has met with them.

-- Finally got Creamer's crew on tape admitting to voter fraud for decades, as well as hiring crazy homeless people to pose as Trump voters at punch people

-- Got NPR head fired

-- Exposed CNN anti-Trump editorial approach, and gropey CNN producer, and Van Jones admitting Trump Russia is a nothingburger

-- Infiltrated Rose city antifa and tapes of them training, discussing strategy (i.e. not a myth, Nadler)

-- DC Socialists working in federal government exposed and fired for accessing Trump people's home addresses and sharing with protesters

-- ACORN


What else?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

345 They are lidding early because they don't think it matters right now. The rapist is t going to win any new voters at the moment. They know what the october surprise is, and they are keeping him rested until that comes out and he can strike for converts.

The only question is, what is the surprise.

I am betting it is an arrest of Don jr and Eric for "financial crimes". This is why the Hunter flap is out now. Let it die off and be "debunked", therefore the rapists son is innocent while the corrupt presidents sons are in jail.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (4SXLy)

346 Apart from Trump winning in a landslide in 6 week, nothing would be more pleasing than to see Mini-Mike doing a 4 am perp walk, although doubtful it will happen.

Also, it took me a little while to come up with Mini-Mike's last name. Mini-Mike came much more easily to mind.

Is that bad?
Posted by: Marybeth at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (4pK1/)

They'll add it to the Durham investigations.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

347 88 I can't wait for the freakouts on the left once it becomes clear that Republican turnout far exceeds the margin of fraud...

Is that the "lamentations of the women" part? I always love that part the most.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (w9UC1)

Wymyn, wymynz, and women, but yes.

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (Rbu5d)

348 You can get the new Charger in 707 horsepower Hellcat form, which will leave pretty much anything short of a purpose-built racecar behind. I saw a police chase with one where it outran the helicopter.
Posted by: Ian S.



The 2021 Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Redeye top speed is 203 mph.

That must have been a whimpy chopper.
I rode a LifeFlight chopper out of Galveston to Palestine, Tx to the Coffield Prison Unit at 220 mph 400 ft off the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (n2JA9)

349 I hate being the "almost all the polls are wrong!" guy because at a certain point, I wonder if I'm driving off a cliff while waving my flag, but these polls really are shit and have just become psyops.

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (gkdnV)
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Me too. I hate having to remind myself that I'm filtering out data.

But at least if I'm going to do it, reminding myself is a good way to stay centered.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe)

350 273 Yes, of course Biden is ahead. By around 7 points. And things are looking very good for him in the Electoral College. The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.
Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

Just like all protests by Leftists are 1000% peaceful, right? Like last night's love fest in Louisville?

Ever read a history book? (Nah, you slept through history class, dismissing it as stupid because "history's in the past, man!") Ever see the headline "Dewey Defeats Truman", on the Chicago Sun-Times, held aloft by a victorious...Harry Truman?

In 1980, days before the election, polls showed Peanut Jimmuh with a 6% lead. How did that election turn out?

The history of polling (that you don't bother with; Leftist sophisticates like yourself are above that, I suppose) entirely contradicts you. There IS a reason why, much to your chagrin, the election will NOT be canceled on the basis of the polls you adore and why the election will be held anyway. Well, we HAVE to hold the election, just because, and also as a double-checking mechanism to see if the polls were wrong as they were in 1980 and 2016.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (4JLkY)

351 347 88 I can't wait for the freakouts on the left once it becomes clear that Republican turnout far exceeds the margin of fraud...

Is that the "lamentations of the women" part? I always love that part the most.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:59 PM (w9UC1)

Wymyn, wymynz, and women, but yes.
Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (Rbu5d)

=========

Should they be labeled as "people with vaginas"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)

352 Vote in person as soon as the polls open to do so. I am willing to bet some cash, the Maoists will have "armed enforcers" stationed at the polling stations on the Election Day.
Obama's enforcers on 2008 and 2012 were a beta test.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Tackle Box at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM


I'm voting absentee. Then voting in person. My state permits that, and will (in theory) toss out the absentee once they note that I voted in person on election day.

That way, if things are sporty around the polling station, I've still got my vote in. Also, at least in my state, one cannot be armed at a polling station, including CCW permit holders. Yeah, I know, that means all the law-abiding will be disarmed: yet another reason I'm casting the absentee vote as a safeguard.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (b3x5S)

353 334, Mr Peebles. Yep. As a result, we can look forward to wilder and more frequent trolls posts as sundown and Biden's loss approaches.

Monomania and dementia are not an attractive condition.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (OLiBJ)

354 "Accurate models don't matter! They just need to be models!"
-Troll poll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM (UWqZJ)


It should have just said "Hillary is 30 points ahead!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (rjE57)

355 Don't have the link but I understand Gov Prick-ster of IL will concede to the protesters and remove the statue of Stephen Douglas from the front of the IL capital. I went to take pictures last night and it's been vandalized already from thugs trying to take it down.


No word yet on if the historical reference will be changed to "TheLincoln/some other guy Debates...

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (w9UC1)

356 More literary diarrhea from Yourea Cock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (DP0Nq)

357 Just add 5 to 7 points to Trump in any poll to get the real numbers and you will be pretty close.
The day before election polls usually are closer so those firms can claim they were close. Its all propaganda up until that point.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (r+sAi)

358 Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

Then you've got nothing to worry about, do you, comrade?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (pxTb/)

And he shouldn't need to be here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)

359 Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

Polls indicate future protests will be non-violent .

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (2DOZq)

360 I've still got a 2006 hemi charger that the wife drives. Kept it in good shape. For a few years, that was the most popular Highway Patrol car model on the road.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)

361 337
OT, our ahole "Health Officer" says we are still in the first wave of
WuFlu, and regular flu is coming. So I guess we are going to have to
lock ourselves in our houses until spring.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (Ez6QX)
Don't be giving the idiots who run CA any ideas now..

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

362 Should they be labeled as "people with vaginas"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)


As of this morning, the now preferred term is "persons of cooch."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (pxTb/)

363 It should have just said "Hillary is 30 points ahead!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (rjE57)
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Why wasn't she 50 points ahead?

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)

364 360 I've still got a 2006 hemi charger that the wife drives. Kept it in good shape. For a few years, that was the most popular Highway Patrol car model on the road.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Manufacturing police cars is racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Ez6QX)

365 332 Ace writing a plagiarized piece about Joe Biden.

Isnt it italic? Doncha think?


________


More like publishing sourced material with permission -- which is even a level above speech writer.

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (nJkGK)

366 LOL Juris Doc isn't even trying anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

367 I am hoping to watch most of the debate Tuesday, either they have Sundowner Joe doped up or he makes a total idiot of himself.
Rush was thinking they will still weasel ( bad weasel not a good Weasel) himself out of it.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (OjZpE)

368 323 Just a reminder: the polls in 2016 were off by 2 points. Two.
Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:24 PM (vw8tb)

Just a reminder: they were still off.

I'm sorry, but as much as you want the elections canceled because you have convinced yourself that Americans want a unitary Socialist state as badly as you do, we HAVE to go ahead and HOLD THE ELECTIONS, because at the very least, we have to double-check the polls.

So let's just go ahead and hold the election anyway. Just to make sure.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (4JLkY)

369 And he shouldn't need to be here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (pxTb/)

370 @351 TheJamesMadison

"People of vagina", you bigot.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (iFMeW)

371 Which one of you Morons is Juris Doc? No Lefty can be this amusing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

372 366 LOL Juris Doc isn't even trying anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

========

I believe I am now anti-science for questioning his faith in a flawed system run by humans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

373 Boy the media/ Dems are fixated on Trump committing to accept the election results...The actually results or the after election vote harvesting results?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Zmnko)

374 Joe Biden has a 99.9% chance to win! - Future NY Times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (r+sAi)

375 54 Trump murdering 200,000 democrats this past 6 months will win it for him!
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2020 02:52 PM (SpKeo)
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I thought it was 200 million. That's what Joe told me, anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (/669Q)


We're all dead. Joe said 150,000,000 is us were killed by gun violence.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

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I was killed by covid and gun violence. That was before he turned me into a newt.

Posted by: jc at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (PuMKG)

376 Nationwide, there are about 3.5 million more registered voters than actual adults eligible to vote in the US.

(Judicial Watch, via RedState) :

https://tinyurl.com/y5ckkl8z

*this article covers 378 counties where the total registered voters exceed the census number of adults counted*

I bring this up because a poll of registered voters would be also skewed by the inaccurate voter rolls.

Even snopes admits that there is some truth to the 3.5 million extra registrations.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Z4rgH)

377 Don't be giving the idiots who run CA any ideas now..
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

Also, if we don't get flu shots, we are apparently gonna get WuFlu and regular flu at the same time and die.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)

378 So, total surrender on "health care", then. Not really news. Applying actual common sense and intelligence to health care financing would be 10 times the boost to the US economy of all Don's trade initiatives put together. It's by far the biggest anchor around the country's neck.

Oligopolies, captured/mis-regulation. On the insurance (and provider) side.

But actual "insurance" is being formally and finally destroyed as a concept in health care ("pre-existing conditions"). One of the most powerful tools in modern economic history - actual insurance - formally abandoned in of the areas where it is most applicable and most valuable.

Losing, bigly.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

379 nothing would be more pleasing than to see Mini-Mike doing a 4 am perp walk



you could throw your back out bending over that far. it would be easier to carry him.

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (nFwvY)

380 @326
I don't believe I've seen an accurate poll in my entire life.

Most polls are wish casting.

Just vote, get out there and vote.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (KQ7QA)

381 Yeah. The psyops? You're soaking in them. So, for a bracer just a couple of pointers: Finish school. Abortion is the taking of innocent life. If you don't want to take innocent life by aborting the baby, don't do the act that conceives it. A child has a right to be raised by its father and mother. "We're here from the government and here to help," is a lie. Read books. Reject pornography. Find out what it takes to sit in silence for a few minutes.

Sorry, no newsletter. This has all been written before.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (glGDV)

382 Word from S. Side Chicago last night was that Trump/MAGA signage is being left unmolested and easily outnumbers Biden.

Both sort of shock me.



Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (w9UC1)




South side as in Bronzeville, Englewood or south side like Mount Greenwood where a ton of police live?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (c5zUZ)

383 Rush dropped a bombshell the other day: that the Trump rally people are using their info they collect from ticket requestors for more than just cool rally stats.

They are using those stats to pinpoint which people requesting tickets are NOT registered to vote, and getting them registered. So they have quietly been doing a well targeted get-out-the-vote campaign on a scale I don't know any politician has ever done before.

I hope that explains the huge numbers of new registered voters for Trump. And I hope it helps him win. Glad it was not released before now so the dems couldn't counteract it!

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (czncg)

384 I saw a F150 yesterday with a giant surgical mask covering the grill.

Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (Izzlo)

385 Madison

If u break the 2016 pollsters into three groups; 1) way wrong; 2) wrong but not outrageously wrong; & 3) right on the money (the smallest of the three groups), the handful that were right on the money in 2016 (Trafalgar; Rasmussen, etc.) are also the pollsters which show Trump performing the best in 2020.

The converse is also true. The 2016 pollsters who showed HRC with ginormous leads late in 2016 (PPP; Quinnipiac, etc) show Biden killing it in 2020.

SOME of the most widely reported polls (YouGov; Change Research) use "samples" which consist entirely of people who've VOLUNTEERED to be polled. These aren't even polls, since they're not randomly selected. They are more like focus groups.

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (Cssks)

386 324 273, I would not be bragging that I had a Juris doc



Their nics are lies. Matt Yglesias (who very well could be Juris) used to comment on Breitbart as a retiree under the nic "Very Seasoned Citizen"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (4SXLy)

387 373 Boy the media/ Dems are fixated on Trump committing to accept the election results...The actually results or the after election vote harvesting results?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Zmnko)

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Interesting lecture from the folks who still have not accepted the 2000 election results.

Posted by: jc at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (PuMKG)

388 We don't need to mask up or lockdown for the flu. We deal with it every flipping year without that.

And there is no "second wave" of Wuflu anywhere.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (JKNZq)

389 366 LOL Juris Doc isn't even trying anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)


He's like one of those Nip soldiers left behind on some island after WWII ended.

IIRC, yesterday he was trying to pretend he was conservative, but concerned. Now he isn't bothering to pretend any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (pxTb/)

390 383 Rush dropped a bombshell the other day: that the Trump rally people are using their info they collect from ticket requestors for more than just cool rally stats.

They are using those stats to pinpoint which people requesting tickets are NOT registered to vote, and getting them registered. So they have quietly been doing a well targeted get-out-the-vote campaign on a scale I don't know any politician has ever done before.

I hope that explains the huge numbers of new registered voters for Trump. And I hope it helps him win. Glad it was not released before now so the dems couldn't counteract it!
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (czncg)

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Brad Pascale was outright talking about this two years ago.

They've been doing this for a while.

They have a bunch of data that Biden's team isn't even bothering to try and collect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)

391 Just vote, get out there and vote.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (KQ7QA)
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It's the only poll that matters.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (Eicbe)

392 Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

Then you've got nothing to worry about, do you, comrade?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:25 PM (pxTb/)

And he shouldn't need to be here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)


Exactly.

Xhe's scared. So much so that xhe can't NOT look at the massive train wreck that is the Democrat Party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (rjE57)

393 Also said even Monday to a co-worker that Pennsylvania is looking to have a big week in Covid-19 deaths, two days to go but already in the July numbers.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (OjZpE)

394 I rode a LifeFlight chopper out of Galveston to Palestine, Tx to the Coffield Prison Unit at 220 mph 400 ft off the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (n2JA9)

Worn out USGov surplus, poorly maintained by the under-funded locals.

Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (hOMhY)

395 273 Yes, of course Biden is ahead. By around 7 points. And things are looking very good for him in the Electoral College. The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.
Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)


**************************

99% of the polling firms were off in 2016 and NONE of them changed their methods.

People like you refuse to learn because you like being lied to (that's why you prefer Obama's pretty lies to Trump's brutal truths, btw).

Your tears on November 3, 2020 will be even saltier and more delicious than they were on November 8, 2016.

Posted by: Venus at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (iYXhj)

396 I hope that explains the huge numbers of new registered voters for Trump. And I hope it helps him win. Glad it was not released before now so the dems couldn't counteract it!

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (czncg)



I hope so too.
That's pretty darned clever.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (axyOa)

397 342 Biden is a worse candidate now than he was in 1988 and he was bottom of the barrel then.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 03:26 PM (2DOZq)

Oh, come on! Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. He would have made a good Labour candidate. If only I could find an old coal-mining constituency to set him up in back in the day...

Posted by: Lord Kinnock at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (4JLkY)

398 391 Just vote, get out there and vote.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (KQ7QA)
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It's the only poll that matters.

never missed a vote.. Even though I'm in CA.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zmnko)

399 Just a reminder: Hilary will never be POTUS.

Posted by: Fortcoins at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (nV60k)

400 you could throw your back out bending over that far. it would be easier to carry him.
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (nFwvY)



Drag him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (DP0Nq)

401 I got yer poll right here
Its name is Landslide Year
And if you read all the internals
It's completely clear:

Trump wins
Trump wins

No possible conclusion but he wins

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (HEEq1)

402 They have a bunch of data that Biden's team isn't even bothering to try and collect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)
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Yeah, but we're done for the day, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Eicbe)

403 385 Madison

If u break the 2016 pollsters into three groups; 1) way wrong; 2) wrong but not outrageously wrong; & 3) right on the money (the smallest of the three groups), the handful that were right on the money in 2016 (Trafalgar; Rasmussen, etc.) are also the pollsters which show Trump performing the best in 2020.

The converse is also true. The 2016 pollsters who showed HRC with ginormous leads late in 2016 (PPP; Quinnipiac, etc) show Biden killing it in 2020.

SOME of the most widely reported polls (YouGov; Change Research) use "samples" which consist entirely of people who've VOLUNTEERED to be polled. These aren't even polls, since they're not randomly selected. They are more like focus groups.

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (Cssks)

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Well, let's hope that Rasmussen is modeling the electorate right, then.

It seems likely that they are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

404
Their nics are lies. Matt Yglesias (who very well could be Juris) used to comment on Breitbart as a retiree under the nic "Very Seasoned Citizen"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (4SXLy)


Has there been a bigger idiot in media than him?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

405 Frankly the main reason I doubt the polls is that I can't believe that many Americans would vote for a frail, corrupt, senile life-long politicians who has a record of being stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (lgiXo)

406 >>> Mrs D was just pointing out to me yesterday that she didn't see any more of the big commercial Hummer vehicles on the road anymore. She wondered where they had all gone??? Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)

They must be all here in Utah. My doctor has one, and I see them out on the road on occasion. Not in the number they used to be, but still out there.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (czncg)

407 I want to believe but this sounds like a lot of cope.

Every time I hear "lol polls...98% chance of Hillary winning in 2016" it sounds more and more like whistling past the graveyard. These people may be evil but they're not stupid and they won't make the same mistakes twice. Trump will get absolutely screwed by mail-in ballots one way or another, and the best outcome will be a complete clusterfuck of an election that nobody will recognize as legitimate. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (0Uf+z)

408 never missed a vote.. Even though I'm in CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zmnko)

I haven't missed a vote either, since I was 18. The first election I voted in were the municipal elections and a special election to fill a U.S. Senate seat.

Posted by: Lord Kinnock at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (4JLkY)

409 I hope that explains the huge numbers of new registered voters for Trump. And I hope it helps him win. Glad it was not released before now so the dems couldn't counteract it!
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (czncg)


Trump is smarter than all of the left put together. That is why they are always having temper tantrums. He always wins.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (rjE57)

410 It's the only poll that matters.

never missed a vote.. Even though I'm in CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zmnko)
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I have to confess, 2019, there was one proposal so piddly that I didn't even bother to come in.

I'm not proud of it, but it was willful.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (Eicbe)

411 re: 401:

One Golden Quatloo to the first person who can give me the actual correct name of the song being parodied in these lyrics.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (HEEq1)

412 Posted by: Juris Doc at September 24, 2020 03:18 PM (vw8tb)

Douchebag. Says. What?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

413 If there is a new wave coming wtf has mask wearing all summer done then?
Can't have it both ways, masks do nothing or you have no new 2nd wave.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (OjZpE)

414 273 Yes, of course Biden is ahead. By around 7 points. And things are looking very good for him in the Electoral College. The idea that 95% of polling firms are way, way off is nonsensical, unsupported and unsupportable.
Posted by: Juris Doc


The Beast was up by 6 at this point in 2016 which is weird because you say the polls were only off by 2 and Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 03:36 PM (nFwvY)

415 I hope that explains the huge numbers of new registered voters for Trump. And I hope it helps him win. Glad it was not released before now so the dems couldn't counteract it!
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (czncg)

If I had to guess I would suppose that both of the cars in Biden's last car parade we're full of already registered voters

Posted by: Just Lily at September 24, 2020 03:36 PM (7GGPk)

416 Go back to your side of the pond, Neil...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:36 PM (4JLkY)

417 That was fun! Pollster called asked 3 questions about my satisfaction with how the state is run and then asked this gem

What would you say is the biggest threat to the country now..

Blabbed out a list that includes crime, homelessness, terrorism, and half a dozen other things. My answer?

Democrats!

She wrapped up that survey pretty quick!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2020 03:36 PM (Vxu+H)

418
Jan Schakowsky. A total leftist lunatic.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

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That's it. Hubby Creamer is still consulting and analyzing away, but I can't find anything about cohort Scott Foval.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:36 PM (G51Gf)

419

Juris Dickhead is an expert on everything, isn't he

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:36 PM (c5zUZ)

420 >>I would not be bragging that I had a Juris doc


Have you ever met a lawyer that doesn't?

Posted by: fly at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (vsPeU)

421
And he shouldn't need to be here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)


Always the big tell, isn't it? They come to get their jollies before reality can punch them in the eggbag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

422 373 Boy the media/ Dems are fixated on Trump committing to accept the election results...The actually results or the after election vote harvesting results?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Zmnko)

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The dumbest part of this latest fake news story is that the question was literally "Win, lose or draw, do you commit to a peaceful transfer or power?"

WTF would anyone commit to a "transfer of power" when they win or draw? lol

Posted by: Venus at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (iYXhj)

423 Maybe they are calling a lid early because the rapist is busy commenting here as juris

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (4SXLy)

424 386 CAT,
Thanks, did not know that but suspect Juris is a familiar troll under a new alias.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (OLiBJ)

425 Beware Biden playing senile -- it's a trap!

Posted by: Eve at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (L5yo0)

426 I find the polls immediately dumb when they don't take Trumps baseline in each state as his minimum. No Trump voter is going to switch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

427 Has there been a bigger idiot in media than him?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

If there is, I bet I could sell him a bridge from Gaza to Jerusalem.

Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (hOMhY)

428 Fugue for Tinhorns.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (Eicbe)

429 133 On an "All Hands" conference with a major financial institution...

They want a specific hashtag added to all employee email signatures to openly indicate the employees' personal love for and alignment with *all* diversity groups, regardless of whatever said group may consider itself "diverse."

Of course, it's entirely optional.
Posted by: Softly Weeping In Misery at September 24, 2020 03:03 PM (eIig2)

D'ya think #MAGA is ok with the overlords?

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (Rbu5d)

430
re: 401:

One Golden Quatloo to the first person who can give me the actual correct name of the song being parodied in these lyrics.
Posted by: zombie

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Yankee Doodle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (G51Gf)

431 @405 Northernlurker

Biden has no energy. He doesn't even have a coherent platform. He's creepy and has a long history of racism. His campaign methods are sketchy at best. I don't see how any grown up votes for Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (iFMeW)

432 I saw Hubby Creamer open for Hardly Knew Her at Poplar Creek in '78.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

433 The thing about the Challenger is its the size of an old Ford LTD and its a two door. Fun to drive but big. You could get four or five bodies in that trunk and run level all the way to the dump.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020


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I like the Challenger, but if I have to bug out, trying to get 2 cats and their carriers into the back seat with only 2 doors would be hell. Plus the insurance would probably break me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (Ejm1K)

434 Joe aint me, so yeah, he's ahead

Posted by: NADS at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (O+AcM)

435 Vote all you want in California , your still not buying a new car with a gasoline engine in 2035.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (OjZpE)

436 428 Fugue for Tinhorns.
Posted by: Axeman


We have a winner!

(One Golden Quatloo falls from the sky.)

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (HEEq1)

437 All the people that have gotten polled here, are you getting calls on landlines or your cell phones? I think the lack of landlines today has thrown accurate polling (if ever there is such a thing with partisan pollsters) into the dumpster.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (O+I8R)

438 426 I find the polls immediately dumb when they don't take Trumps baseline in each state as his minimum. No Trump voter is going to switch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

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Every election there are some people who switch otherwise the same party would win every election.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (Bl5GC)

439 One Golden Quatloo to the first person who can give me the actual correct name of the song being parodied in these lyrics.
Posted by: zombie



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"Fugue for Tinhorns" from Guys and Dolls

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (Ejm1K)

440 Another thing I have heard mentioned is that Democrats have to register more voters because the people they register are far less likely to vote, or to continue voting so they have to refresh at a higher rate than Republicans who tend to be more conscientious and reliable in every way.

Posted by: Thatch at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (xWk4F)

441 South side as in Bronzeville, Englewood or south side like Mount Greenwood where a ton of police live?
Lives east of Greenwood, works in So Holland, so it's safe to call it south of the Heights anyway.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (w9UC1)

442 One Golden Quatloo to the first person who can give me the actual correct name of the song being parodied in these lyrics.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (HEEq1)
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Axeman beat me to it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (Rk6Cp)

443 Biden Campaign needs a lid. A coffin lid.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (mLSTp)

444 440 Another thing I have heard mentioned is that Democrats have to register more voters because the people they register are far less likely to vote, or to continue voting so they have to refresh at a higher rate than Republicans who tend to be more conscientious and reliable in every way.

Posted by: Thatch at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (xWk4F)

I just don't know why that would be!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (1ISKN)

445 "Fugue for Tinhorns" from Guys and Dolls
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


One Bronze Consolation Quatloo falls from the sky for you!

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (HEEq1)

446 I've been road tripping quite a bit this year, personal reasons (not for work or business) and I've had to criss cross the beautiful Commonwealth of Pennsylvania several times.

The number of Trump! signs, flags, posters, bumper stickers, etc etc., has been quite impressive.

Now back home in my blue blue blue state and it's depressing. If I were to place anything remotely Trump on my property, either my home or my car, or maybe both, would be torched.

Meanwhile every week more of the "Marxist-trained" organization's signs continue to sprout up.

Posted by: Boots at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (oGBso)

447 One thing I have never seen a good explanation for is accounting for area codes with cell phones. Portable area codes means you can live in TX and have a MI area code or vice versa. So when pollsters call you, how the fuck do they know where you actually are registered to vote?

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Bl5GC)

448 All the people that have gotten polled here, are you getting calls on landlines or your cell phones? I think the lack of landlines today has thrown accurate polling (if ever there is such a thing with partisan pollsters) into the dumpster.
Posted by: Lady in Black


What's a landline?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (n2JA9)

449 Asking Trump to accept the election results didn't work in 2016. It won't work now.

Posted by: Fortcoins at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (nV60k)

450 OK. Here is the skinny on Francis. When Benedict resigned, he resigned as Bishop of Rome. But he retained the title "Vicar of Christ." Francis was elected Bishop of Rome by the College of Cardinals. Therefore, Benedict is still the Pope and Francis is just the guy they brought in to do the paperwork. Francis does NOT use the title "Vicar of Christ." There will be no Ex Cathedra statements from Francis.

Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (2BZBZ)

451 I am betting it is an arrest of Don jr and Eric for "financial crimes". This is why the Hunter flap is out now. Let it die off and be "debunked", therefore the rapists son is innocent while the corrupt presidents sons are in jail.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:27 PM (4SXLy)

Judge in NY yesterday denied a request by Eric Trump to delay his deposition to the NY AG who is cough, investigating , cough the Trump organization finances . He had requested the deposition be delayed until after Nov 3 due to travel, etc. with the campaign. Judge ordered deposition to occur on Oct.6. Also ordered the Trump organization's chief accountant to provide a deposition by the last week of October.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (6z90A)

452 Every election there are some people who switch otherwise the same party would win every election. <<<<
New voters, dead voters, it changes. But Congress does have a 95% reelection rate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (r+sAi)

453 Every time I hear "lol polls...98% chance of Hillary winning in 2016" it sounds more and more like whistling past the graveyard. These people may be evil but they're not stupid and they won't make the same mistakes twice. Trump will get absolutely screwed by mail-in ballots one way or another, and the best outcome will be a complete clusterfuck of an election that nobody will recognize as legitimate. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (0Uf+z)

Just remember that having a plan is far from the same as executing a plan. Dems have been springing 4 years of Brilliant Plans on this country, and every one of them has turned into a Wile E. Coyote catapult that slams them face first into the ground. Just basing my expectations on past performance, I think this plan is likely to turn out the same way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

454 I've been away most of the last couple of days so forgive me if this was already discussed, but Giuliani was interviewed by Maria Bartiromo and said this:

This guy (Hunter Biden) can't function. I don't think he ever showed
up in Ukraine. It was a no show job. So what was the no show job for?
Joe's influence. He was the most influential man in Ukraine. He was
put there by Obama. He was giving out all the money. Kolomoisky needed
him in order to save his company and then Biden went ahead and did it
and he bribed Poroshenko.
It's on tape. There are five witnesses and there are four recordings
of conversations just at the time the firing took place that have not
been released. Four recordings that amount to about two and a half
hours of conversations between Biden and Poroshenko. They are all in
February of 2016. Those should be released by President Trump..President Trump should declassify them and put them out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (gtNWf)

455 Axeman beat me to it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Certificate of Participation, on fancy paper.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (HEEq1)

456 433 The thing about the Challenger is its the size of an old Ford LTD and its a two door. Fun to drive but big. You could get four or five bodies in that trunk and run level all the way to the dump.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020

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I like the Challenger, but if I have to bug out, trying to get 2 cats and their carriers into the back seat with only 2 doors would be hell. Plus the insurance would probably break me.
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I said I like it. Didn't say I'd buy it. At 6'5" it is nice to sit in a modern car comfortably. Very few offer this anymore. I think this is a big reason trucks and SUVs are hot sellers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (zvvCx)

457 We are in the Market for a Truck and I am really thinking about getting a Diesel, We also want to get a Travel Trailer, with the lockdown and we want to be able to go some where. I thought that getting a Diesel would be smart for the towing, I am not sure about the cost of Maintenance.

When I say travel I mean we want to go West

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (dKiJG)

458 I think what the troll is really trying to say is, these are peaceful polls with no possibility of turning violent.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (alrWI)

459 Dims doing the job American prostitutes won't do.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (pB6Gt)

460 Always the big tell, isn't it? They come to get their jollies before reality can punch them in the eggbag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

eggbag..lol. How can I of all people have gone through life without ever hearing that one. lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (9Om/r)

461 437, LadyL, it is actually a bit worse than that--for state and local polling, cell phone area codes (which is how they select landlines) do not reflect a lot of voters actual residence. So a SC resident contacted on a cell phone might have a California area code.

Doesn't matter so much for national popular vote but causes big problems at the state and local level.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (OLiBJ)

462 The Looong Blue Arm of the Law.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (bCLt0)

463 Me too. I hate having to remind myself that I'm filtering out data.

But at least if I'm going to do it, reminding myself is a good way to stay centered.
Posted by: Axeman

___________________

My honest gut opinion is Trump wins, but I'm not going to pretend the polling isn't unsettling.

But if someone produces a poll and admits there is a 12%+ Democrat tilt, there's really no scenario that the Democrat doesn't win a poll tilted like that. I could take a hundred polls with that modeling at any point and still get Biden on top. So I have to reject it as nothing more than just psyops.

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (ecs0B)

464 Every election there are some people who switch otherwise the same party would win every election.

Not true, that ignores deaths and 1st time voters.

Posted by: common sense at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (UCCfH)

465 Trump organization using rally data is as old as the rallies, I think (meaning 4 years at this point).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (OTzUX)

466 @Techno_Fog

The @adamgoldmanNYT report on Durham reviewing Clinton Foundation investigation:

1) Agents/FBI managers seek subpoena of CF
2) Top DOJ criminal division officials deny request

Did Andrew Weissmann deny the subpoena? In 2016 he led the Fraud Section.

https://tinyurl.com/yybx9oha

@adamgoldmanNYT
-any idea?

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (cF8AT)

467 eggbag..lol. How can I of all people have gone through life without ever hearing that one. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:41 PM (9Om/r)
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You like them scrambled or with the yolk broken?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (WEBkv)

468 378 So, total surrender on "health care", then. Not really news. Applying actual common sense and intelligence to health care financing would be 10 times the boost to the US economy of all Don's trade initiatives put together. It's by far the biggest anchor around the country's neck.

Oligopolies, captured/mis-regulation. On the insurance (and provider) side.

But actual "insurance" is being formally and finally destroyed as a concept in health care ("pre-existing conditions"). One of the most powerful tools in modern economic history - actual insurance - formally abandoned in of the areas where it is most applicable and most valuable.

Losing, bigly.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2020 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

I'll solve medical care in a few minutes:

Treat medical insurance as you do your car insurance. (Quick! Who uses car insurance to pay for oil changes?)

Use medical insurance sparingly and for instances you can pay in cash, pay in cash. You will be stunned at the discounts you get for paying up front, because the clinic/hospital is saved the trouble of screwing around with an insurer. They'd rather just take the money.

For instance you need to use insurance, use insurance.

Finally, I don't go through an employer to get car insurance. The car insurer doesn't care who I work for so long as I pay the bill. (Unless it's USAA, but that's a different issue, you see the point.) Why should I have to go through an employer for medical insurance? Why can't I buy it on my own? And why can't the period to sign up for medical insurance extend from, say, January 1 to December 31?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (4JLkY)

469 I live in a NY County that reliably votes Democrat. They went for The Hag, they will vote for satan if he has a "D" behind his name.

I have never seen vote canvassers until...this year.

Why would they waste resources on a reliable Democrat County?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

470 "Fugue for Tinhorns" from Guys and Dolls
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

One Bronze Consolation Quatloo falls from the sky for you!
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020


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I played Nathan Detroit (the role Sinatra did in the movie) when we did that show in high school. Fortunately Nathan does not sing the big number, "Luck Be a Lady Tonight," in the stage play, or I'd have been in trouble with my inability to carry a tune.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (Ejm1K)

471 373 Boy the media/ Dems are fixated on Trump committing to accept the election results...The actually results or the after election vote harvesting results?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Zmnko)


It's technically useless for Trump to answer 99 percent of the questions reporters ask him. For example -

Let's say Trump had answered yesterday's 'guarantee a peaceful transition' question with "Yes, I solemnly pledge to not use the military or street riots in an attempt to remain in office if I lose the election."

Then Biden and the Dem-Media squad would say, "We don't believe him. He lies about everything. Be prepared for Trump-instigated violence after the election."

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (AMIL/)

472 The dumbest part of this latest fake news story is that the question was literally "Win, lose or draw, do you commit to a peaceful transfer or power?"

WTF would anyone commit to a "transfer of power" when they win or draw? lol
Posted by: Venus at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (iYXhj)


The chances that reporters ask Biden the same question? 0.000000%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (pxTb/)

473 I think what the troll is really trying to say is, these are peaceful polls with no possibility of turning violent.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed

I think my dick moved.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (pB6Gt)

474 One thing I have never seen a good explanation for is accounting for area codes with cell phones. Portable area codes means you can live in TX and have a MI area code or vice versa. So when pollsters call you, how the fuck do they know where you actually are registered to vote?
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Bl5GC)

Someone here yesterday posted that they worked for pollsters as a young adult( polls were for restaurants, etc. non political) and that it took 100 phone calls to get one call answered. And the list of questions was so long that most people would hang up prior to the poll being finished. Poll caller only would get paid for completed polls, so guess what happened? Yep, they finished the poll themselves and turned it in.

Said polls are mostly a farce.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (6z90A)

475 Vote all you want in California , your still not buying a new car with a gasoline engine in 2035.
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (OjZpE)


Considering where I'm at, 1:5 cars is a freaking Tesla, and I'm not kidding. The kickbacks they give on these things is obscene. Of course, the wealthy take advantage of that. I'm not about to start shopping for a $150k car. Ever.

I have a feeling though that in the next 5-7 years, we're going to start to hear about the sad truth of these things. Because nobody in their right minds will buy a used one. (the paint is garbage to boot). They're going to have to start to figure out where to put all these dead batteries. Is CA going to ship them to China?

They've done a great job hiding the ugly truth of how un-green these things are. But they can't keep it up for long, now that there's so many on the road, and so many are nearing the end of their effective lifespan.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (8B6Ng)

476 Do you think if I showed my husband that video of Kristi Noem I could convince him to move to South Dakota?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (Ez6QX)

477 holy shit you all should go to Second City Cop Blog and read the dossier some unknown journalist put together on the Breonna Taylor case.
Pure as the wind driven snow she was not.

She was straight up running dope and rolling with thugs.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (1+Jvs)

478 WTF would anyone commit to a "transfer of power" when they win or draw? lol
Posted by: Venus at September 24, 2020 03:37 PM (iYXhj)
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That's what I've been saying.

I mean the "draw" thing is beyond stupid. A vast majority of the time the winner of the EC wins by so many electoral votes, they could still lose a non-CA, non-NY state and win.

And then if the EC draws (because that's what we're talking about here.) It goes to the House, where all the reps from each state decide where the ONE VOTE for their state goes. (Although I fear that Nancy Pelosi is going to pull a "Nobody tells me how the House votes!" act, and her ignoramuses will lap it up)

But let's say Election Night the EC votes are tied. YOU MEAN TRUMP'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY??!!

No, idiot, it's going to the EC, and then the House.

Win, is stupid outright, which only leaves lose as the condition of transfer, which means it's STUPID to frame it as "win lose or draw". Because 66% of those conditions aren't the event of transfer of power!

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (Eicbe)

479 Judge in NY yesterday denied a request by Eric Trump to delay his deposition to the NY AG who is cough, investigating , cough the Trump organization finances . He had requested the deposition be delayed until after Nov 3 due to travel, etc. with the campaign. Judge ordered deposition to occur on Oct.6.

I foresee Eric tragically testing positive for the Covid on October 5th.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)

480 "Fugue for Tinhorns" from Guys and Dolls


That's a musical, right? Have you shared your feelings with garrett?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (q2K0j)

481 Juris Doc still trying to pass the bar. Not looking good. Will eventually change name to Legal Sec.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (2DOZq)

482 Why would they waste resources on a reliable Democrat County?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

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This is for the push to get rid of the EC. You do that by running up D numbers in CA and NY to have Biden with the popular vote while losing the EC.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (Bl5GC)

483 She was straight up running dope and rolling with thugs.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (1+Jvs)
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With a body in her trunk.

It wasn't all about drugs.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (Eicbe)

484
WHOA, I'll probably get willowed, but I just caught up with Scott Foval, one of Project veritas's scalps.

LinkedIn
Scott Foval (He/Him/His)

He's a life coach now. No political organization seems to want him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (G51Gf)

485 The TL: DR of the long Giuliani quote is this:

there are four recordings
of conversations just at the time the firing took place that have not
been released. Four recordings that amount to about two and a half
hours of conversations between Biden and Poroshenko.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (gtNWf)

486 Biden Campaign needs a lid. A coffin lid.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 03:39 PM (mLSTp)


Five Golden Touques!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

487 Do you think if I showed my husband that video of Kristi Noem I could convince him to move to South Dakota?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (Ez6QX)
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Which one? The speech or the hunting video?

either one, hubba hubba

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 03:45 PM (WEBkv)

488 Do you think if I showed my husband that video of Kristi Noem I could convince him to move to South Dakota?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020


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*

I'm already on board with moving there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:45 PM (Ejm1K)

489 Someone here yesterday posted that they worked for pollsters as a young adult( polls were for restaurants, etc. non political) and that it took 100 phone calls to get one call answered. And the list of questions was so long that most people would hang up prior to the poll being finished. Poll caller only would get paid for completed polls, so guess what happened? Yep, they finished the poll themselves and turned it in.

Said polls are mostly a farce.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (6z90A)

___

That someone was me!!
Seriously.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:45 PM (Bl5GC)

490 Life Coach. This is Shit, This is Shinola.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 03:45 PM (bCLt0)

491 Why would polling firms be any more trustworthy than the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:45 PM (lgiXo)

492 Is Biden Really Ahead at All?

Sadly, at this point he is just an amorphous blob of blood and guts.


Posted by: dananjcon at September 24, 2020 03:45 PM (u6xw0)

493 For all these idiots asking if Trump will leave the White House in a timely manner:

Remember from Nov 2008 to January 2009, the stories of how Bush XLIII needs to leave office early to let Him begin His rule as President early? (Never mind the 20th Amendment. But those stories were out there.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (4JLkY)

494 Sadly seeing lots of Biden signs the last week sprouting up in souther part of my county.

I so would love to get one and change it to the Harris with the legs up in place of the A, and maybe Sock puppet over Biden.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (OjZpE)

495 She was straight up running dope and rolling with thugs.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 24, 2020 03:43 PM (1+Jvs)
---
With a body in her trunk.

It wasn't all about drugs.

=======

A body in her trunk?

"Say its name!!"

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (O+I8R)

496 OK. Here is the skinny on Francis. When Benedict resigned, he resigned as Bishop of Rome. But he retained the title "Vicar of Christ." Francis was elected Bishop of Rome by the College of Cardinals. Therefore, Benedict is still the Pope and Francis is just the guy they brought in to do the paperwork. Francis does NOT use the title "Vicar of Christ." There will be no Ex Cathedra statements from Francis.

Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (2BZBZ)

I some really weird conspiracy about Sister Lucia of Fatima and that she was replaced by??? They have picture comparison etc it's something I have never seen and I must say seeing the pictures makes one go hmmm, because they say after 1960 she starts to change her tune about some things

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (dKiJG)

497 "Fugue for Tinhorns" from Guys and Dolls


That's a musical, right? Have you shared your feelings with garrett?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2020


*
*

I'd have never made a musical comedy Broadway star. I'm straight and I can't really sing. (Though when I think of all the dancer girls I could have made, uh, "friends" with if I'd gone into dance . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Ejm1K)

498 With a body in her trunk.

It wasn't all about drugs.

=======

A body in her trunk?

"Say its name!!"
Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (O+I8R)


Junk in the trunk, baby.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

499 Is Life so hard you need a coach for it? I mean, Twilight Imperium Coach I can see a need for.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (FCQR/)

500 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (4JLkY)

__

Amen. But that ship sailed long ago. People now expect health insurance to pay for flu shots for fucks sake.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Bl5GC)

501 Is Biden Really Ahead at All?
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He wins the race for earliest lid regularly.

Breakfasted and back in bed by 10.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Eicbe)

502 491 Why would polling firms be any more trustworthy than the media?
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They will honestly give you the result you paid for. The rest of the media will fuck you and fling poo at you after taking your money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (zvvCx)

503 Interesting theory in the comments over at the Gateway Pundit. The Left is freaking out about RGB's death because it messes up their plan to rig the election. Their plan was to take the election results to SCOTUS, and, when the time came, Roberts would side with the Dems and they would win.

Now... all bets are off.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

504 @495 Lady in Black
"Say its name!!"


Mom?

At least it was when my dad was driving.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (iFMeW)

505 Asking Trump to accept the election results didn't work in 2016. It won't work now.


It's like asking him to sign off on fraud in advance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

506 Fortunately Nathan does not sing the big number, "Luck Be a Lady Tonight," in the stage play, or I'd have been in trouble with my inability to carry a tune.

That didn't stop Brando

Posted by: common sense at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (UCCfH)

507 *this article covers 378 counties where the total registered voters exceed the census number of adults counted*



Don't even get into the counties were more votes were 'counted' than there are registered voters.

As always, the voting laws matter not, not who is counting the votes, it is who is writing down the tally.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (/Dgcm)

508 And now supposedly the Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting.

Hmm....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
........

and don't forget to bring your riot gear!

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

509 Someone here yesterday posted that they worked for pollsters as a young adult( polls were for restaurants, etc. non political) and that it took 100 phone calls to get one call answered. And the list of questions was so long that most people would hang up prior to the poll being finished. Poll caller only would get paid for completed polls, so guess what happened? Yep, they finished the poll themselves and turned it in.

Said polls are mostly a farce.
Posted by: Jen the original

___________________

One mistake our side makes is not participating in polling out of fear.

If these polls showed lopsided support for conservatives/Republicans, you wouldn't see our elected Republicans scared all the time and actually be bold.

It also hurts fundraising, I've seen so many races where the pollsters have made the case "it's over" and the result was a tight, winnable race but the donor class thought it was a lost cause.

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ecs0B)

510 Welp, it's all over.

NYT has Trump up only 3 in Texas, tied in GA and down 3 in Iowa

600-700 or less respondents per state.

4.9% "We totally didn't pull that number out of our ass" margin of error

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (aO8Gd)

511 4:30 PM EDT
President Trump Delivers Remarks on the America First Healthcare Plan
Charlotte, NC

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (3aI0K)

512 BLM: "Say her name!"

Me: "Boyfriend's human shield"

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Eicbe)

513 The Lefty used the saying 'win lose or draw' to mean ' disputed loss' . Misuse of idioms is normal for them.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (2DOZq)

514 For Juris Doc* to assert that "the polls were only off 2% in 2016' is profoundly misleading. Surprised? It's the same mistake RCP makes when RCP combines the Good; the Bad & the Ugly, & then divides by three.

Plus, even doing it the way RCP and Juris Doc do, they're using the FINAL polls right before the GE, not the polls that correspond to this week-- over a month out.

In 2016, the avg of the polls 5 weeks before the GE were WAY MORE than 2% off.

*Hey, Juris? There are appx 10-15 attorneys that post here regularly. Pretentious nic much?

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Cssks)

515 A man in MA has died after eating too much licorice. 2020 baby.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Bl5GC)


The report also notes that the man smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for
36 years and had a history of a heroin use disorder, as well as an
untreated hepatitis C virus infection.

But the licorice is what killed him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (c5zUZ)

516 So this is where we are at. Taylor, while of course not deserving of a bullet, made poor life choices- the sum of which brought her to her death that night.

Action, consequences, karma, second and third order effects etc.

It all comes down to behavior and choices. And this is the core issue that liberals cannot and will not address or admit. And this is why any attempt at a rational argument with them is a waste of time and unpossible.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (1+Jvs)

517 Why, it's almost as if polling were just a garbage tool used to attempt to steer the electorate...

Posted by: apb at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (b4Rzx)

518 Amen. But that ship sailed long ago. People now expect health insurance to pay for flu shots for fucks sake.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Bl5GC)

My employer is having a flu shot clinic next week. Plus Covid testing. I am passing on both.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)

519 Just remember that having a plan is far from the same as executing a plan. Dems have been springing 4 years of Brilliant Plans on this country, and every one of them has turned into a Wile E. Coyote catapult that slams them face first into the ground. Just basing my expectations on past performance, I think this plan is likely to turn out the same way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

Don't forget the rioting...which doesn't seem to be letting up anytime soon. I think those are having a big impact on voters.

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (cF8AT)

520
How much does that doggie hear the whistle?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

521 -Demanding a total change in voting process.

-Demanding an infinite time to count the votes.

These don't sound like people who think they're 7 points up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

522 I like the Challenger, but if I have to bug out,
trying to get 2 cats and their carriers into the back seat with only 2
doors would be hell. Plus the insurance would probably break me.

-------------------

I said I like it. Didn't say I'd buy it. At 6'5" it is nice to sit
in a modern car comfortably. Very few offer this anymore. I think this
is a big reason trucks and SUVs are hot sellers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (zvvCx)

It killed me...frigging killed me to have to get a 4 door car. I never owned one, never wanted one. I wanted a challenger, but I had to think about guitar cases, and getting them into a back seat with a 2 door would have ended up with an eventual shredded interior. I'm still bummed about that. I do not belong in a 4 door car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (9Om/r)

523
My employer is having a flu shot clinic next week. Plus Covid testing. I am passing on both.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)


Call in lid that day.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

524 517 Why, it's almost as if polling were just a garbage tool used to attempt to steer the electorate...
Posted by: apb at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (b4Rzx)

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I think a lot of people have figured this out after several very high profile misses over the past few years including the Brexit vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

525 OK. Here is the skinny on Francis. When Benedict resigned, he resigned as Bishop of Rome. But he retained the title "Vicar of Christ." Francis was elected Bishop of Rome by the College of Cardinals. Therefore, Benedict is still the Pope and Francis is just the guy they brought in to do the paperwork. Francis does NOT use the title "Vicar of Christ." There will be no Ex Cathedra statements from Francis.

Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM

I'm not sure about this(2BZBZ)

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

526 @508 wth
"Dems are telling their voters to go vote in person and ditch the mail-in balloting."


I think the plan was to use the mail to steal the election so Republicans pushed voting in person. Which put the Dems at a severe disadvantage suddenly. Or maybe they figured out the mail was keeping a tighter watch on the ballots than they were expecting.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (iFMeW)

527
The report also notes that the man smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for
36 years and had a history of a heroin use disorder, as well as an
untreated hepatitis C virus infection.

But the licorice is what killed him.



And not COVID.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

528 515

But the licorice is what killed him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (c5zUZ)

Rona licorice.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (bCLt0)

529 Whoaaaaa... King Gavin Newsom signed a royal decree (also known by the peasantry as an "Executive Order") declaring that all cars and trucks from 2035 must have zero-emission engines. In California, how long does it take for a power station to go online from initial application to final certification?

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (Pqytn)

530 Fortunately Nathan does not sing the big number, "Luck Be a Lady Tonight," in the stage play, or I'd have been in trouble with my inability to carry a tune.

That didn't stop Brando
Posted by: common sense at September 24, 2020


*
*

True. They'd have done better to cast Sinatra as Sky Masterson and Brando as Nathan. (Nathan, if I recall aright, doesn't actually have any songs to "sing" -- just one "talk-sing" number with his girlfriend Adelaide.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (Ejm1K)

531 Something something not something each other's something yet.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 02:53 PM (ptqGC)
.......

You know, the thing.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

532 California is going to allow votes 17 days after Election Day.

Post office: it might take us 5 days...

Demedia: TREASON!! I RECLAIM MY TIME!

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (Eicbe)

533 Actual proposal by Hillary Clinton campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, "Dems boycott the hearing [for #SCOTUSnominee]. This whole charade is illegitimate."
Beats his earlier idea: put pooh-pooh cushions on seats of all Republicans
Pelosi proposes bill to pay for pooh-pooh cushions

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)

534 529 Whoaaaaa... King Gavin Newsom signed a royal decree (also known by the peasantry as an "Executive Order") declaring that all cars and trucks from 2035 must have zero-emission engines. In California, how long does it take for a power station to go online from initial application to final certification?
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (Pqytn)

Great. Now in addition to rolling brownouts, they can have less cars and force everyone into shitty busses.
Which is the plan anyway.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (1+Jvs)

535 Fortunately Nathan does not sing the big number, "Luck Be a Lady Tonight," in the stage play, or I'd have been in trouble with my inability to carry a tune.

Years ago, I asked the music director of an am-dram production of Guys and Dolls to put "Adelaide," the song Frank Loesser wrote for the movie, into the show.

I could sing it then. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (2JVJo)

536 OK. Here is the skinny on Francis. When Benedict resigned, he resigned as Bishop of Rome. But he retained the title "Vicar of Christ." Francis was elected Bishop of Rome by the College of Cardinals. Therefore, Benedict is still the Pope and Francis is just the guy they brought in to do the paperwork. Francis does NOT use the title "Vicar of Christ." There will be no Ex Cathedra statements from Francis.

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This shit is even harder to follow than the Brit aristocracy title rules.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (Bl5GC)

537
I have the horse right here
His name is Paul Revere

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

538 515 A man in MA has died after eating too much licorice. 2020 baby.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:02 PM (Bl5GC)


The report also notes that the man smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for
36 years and had a history of a heroin use disorder, as well as an
untreated hepatitis C virus infection.

But the licorice is what killed him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (c5zUZ)


This is trial lawyers in a nutshell. And when I say trial lawyers, I mean Democrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

539 249
If everybody in the U.S. is dead twice over doesn't that mean 200 percent support for the Democrats?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:15 PM (lgiXo)

No math!!

Posted by: Flyover at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (Rbu5d)

540 Whoaaaaa... King Gavin Newsom signed a royal decree (also known by the peasantry as an "Executive Order") declaring that all cars and trucks from 2035 must have zero-emission engines. In California, how long does it take for a power station to go online from initial application to final certification?
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (Pqytn)
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Trick question: Never.

CA makes the application process drag out until the environmental impact statement expires, rinse, repeat.

/No, I'm not joking.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (WEBkv)

541 518 Amen. But that ship sailed long ago. People now expect health insurance to pay for flu shots for fucks sake.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Bl5GC)

My employer is having a flu shot clinic next week. Plus Covid testing. I am passing on both.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)


You are fortunate you have the option. Not that way everywhere.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (bCLt0)

542 #BlackLicoriceMatters

Posted by: BLM at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (DMUuz)

543 I have the horse right here
His name is Paul Revere
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)


You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/wqipMcwJeQI

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

544 509 Blago

Yes.

The Minneapolis (Red) Star's "Minnesota Poll" did that for DECADES!

"Damn! The GOP did way better than we predicted! They almost won!"

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (Cssks)

545 537
I have the horse right here
His name is Paul Revere
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)


And here's the guy that says dat he's sincere,
Can Do, Can Do,
Dis guy sez da horse Can DO...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (s2VJv)

546 533 Actual proposal by Hillary Clinton campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, "Dems boycott the hearing [for #SCOTUSnominee]. This whole charade is illegitimate."
Beats his earlier idea: put pooh-pooh cushions on seats of all Republicans
Pelosi proposes bill to pay for pooh-pooh cushions
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)

Leave that to me.

Posted by: Jerry nadler at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (Izzlo)

547 We did guys and dolls in 8th grade, all I remember was that I got to hit someone over the head with one of those fake stage bottles.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (1ISKN)

548 OK, here is what I think is happening.

The CIA and Deep State have a tactic called a Color Revolution. In a country that you want to overthrow, you have a Contested election (manufactured), and then forment riots.

It worked in Poland, Egypt, and the Ukraine. Failed in Iran.

So, Dems create chaos through Riots, while keeping the election tied up in Court long enough, that the HOUSE gets to decide the election, with each State getting 1 vote.

But if the House has not declared a President by Jan 20, they get to choose the President by Statute (one which has never been passed).

Dems would rather create a MAJOR Constitutional Crises, than see Trump re-elected. (Exhibit 1? The impeachment debacle last year).

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

549 Covid Red Vines 19

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (HrMC1)

550 Now... all bets are off.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ZCiJZ)


I think that's been the consensus here since Friday's announcement. And why it's important to get that seat filled. TBH, it's just as likely with only 8 sitting in SCOTUS. RBG was just a shoo-in. Roberts could still have been a wild card.

But, that's still a long way off. First, the voting needs to be tight enough that the mail-in states actually put things in play. Prayers up we can just laugh at their "But wait! There's more!" shenanigans.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (8B6Ng)

551 You are fortunate you have the option. Not that way everywhere.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 03:51 PM (bCLt0)

It's "highly encouraged" but not mandatory, thank goodness.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)

552 Has anyone asked Sundowner Joe if he was going to give up if he loses? Wallace out to as him that.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (OjZpE)

553 Tits! I LOVE TITS!

Posted by: Dirty Vicar of Christ at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

554 Feds: 9 military ballots for Trump discarded in Luzerne County

https://tinyurl.com/y3m9gtaf

A federal investigation into irregularities with mail-in ballots at the Luzerne County Bureau of Elections has turned up nine discarded ballots that were cast for President Donald Trump, U.S. Attorney David J. Freed said Thursday.

In a prepared statement issued by his office, Freed said FBI agents and Pennsylvania State Police who began investigating "potential issues" with a small number of ballots earlier this week determined a small number of military ballots had been discarded.

"Investigators have recovered nine ballots at this time," Freed said. "Some of those ballots can be attributed to specific voters and some cannot. All nine ballots were cast for presidential candidate Donald Trump."

The statement said the investigation is ongoing and that the Luzerne County Bureau of Elections has been cooperative.

It's unclear through what method the ballots were received. The election bureau plans to start sending out mail-in ballots for the November election the first week of October, depending on further state or court actions that might impact the ballot. However, military and overseas voters can request ballots through the Federal Post Card Application, which ensures states send the ballot at least 45 days before the election.

Freed said he expects to share up-to-date findings later Thursday with officials in Luzerne County.

"It is the vital duty of government to ensure that every properly cast vote is counted," Freed said.

Luzerne County District Attorney Stefanie Salavantis' office began investigating potential issues with some mail-in ballots that were received last week prior to consulting with the U.S. Attorney's Office.

Federal authorities took the lead in the case at the request of Salavantis on Monday, although county detectives were continuing to assist.

Salavantis, a Republican, previously said she believed the issue would be resolved "so it will not have an impact on the integrity of the election process."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (FBrfY)

555 WHOA, I'll probably get willowed, but I just caught up with Scott Foval, one of Project veritas's scalps.

LinkedIn
Scott Foval (He/Him/His)

He's a life coach now. No political organization seems to want him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:44 PM (G51Gf)
-------------------------

Maybe, maybe not. He might still be on the payroll of Robert Creamer, the real brains of that operation.. Mr. Creamer is married to one Jan Schakowsky, the IL-9 Dem representative.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Boots at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (oGBso)

556 I've said this before but here's a good way to get around Obamacare-like policies:
Sign up with Liberty or Christian Healthcare Ministries. (It's too long to explain here, but it's essentially a co-op for health care) They qualify as an "Obamacare provider" so you're safe. This will cover catastrophic stuff. I pay $45/month for my plan.

Open a HSA for year-to year ordinary costs. When you go to a health provider, ask for the "cash" price. (You will be amazed--it's usually at least 50% off) Pay it with your HSA debit card. HSA spending avoids federal tax.
So, figure out how much you save in not having a ridiculous monthly premium (and a high deductible), the cash price discount, and the tax discount. You will be amazed again--its a huge savings.

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (AwPyG)

557 The report also notes that the man smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for
36 years and had a history of a heroin use disorder, as well as an
untreated hepatitis C virus infection.

But the licorice is what killed him.

======

Well, that black stuff is pretty bad.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (O+I8R)

558
Actual proposal by Hillary Clinton campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, "Dems boycott the hearing [for #SCOTUSnominee]. This whole charade is illegitimate."


No, you would have chosen not to participate.

There is no Constitutional requirement to hold hearings in the first place.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

559 533 Actual proposal by Hillary Clinton campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, "Dems boycott the hearing [for #SCOTUSnominee]. This whole charade is illegitimate."
Beats his earlier idea: put pooh-pooh cushions on seats of all Republicans
Pelosi proposes bill to pay for pooh-pooh cushions
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)

...

All my chairs have poo cushions.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (yL25O)

560 Tits! I LOVE TITS!
Posted by: Dirty Vicar of Christ at September 24, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)


You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/-VQR74DneK4

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

561 Just got a robo call informing me that President Trump wants me to vote via absentee ballot. Say wha'?

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (Pqytn)

562 Wallace out to as him that.

That's one of the better incoherent Joe imitations I've seen.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (lgiXo)

563 Someone asked how many Trump signs I wanted last week. ZERO! I got a BMW sitting in the driveway with $1000 deductible. Aint no Trump signs going up here unless I trade that for a Beemer for a Chevette that can be vandalized.

Posted by: Menack at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (buTO7)

564 558
Actual proposal by Hillary Clinton campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, "Dems boycott the hearing [for #SCOTUSnominee]. This whole charade is illegitimate."

No, you would have chosen not to participate.

There is no Constitutional requirement to hold hearings in the first place.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

=========

I say no Democrats vote as an act in protest so that ACB can be passed through the Senate 53-0.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (UWqZJ)

565 This shit is even harder to follow than the Brit aristocracy title rules.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (Bl5GC)

They had a lot of practice once Christianity became the State religion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY8)

566 Donny Douche was saying that Trump's preaching the same thing as Hitler.

Conclusion: Donny Douche doesn't the fuck about Hitler.
Posted by: Axeman

you know, the funny thing is that Donny Deutsche (Douche) has known Donald Trump for a long time.

And he is quite a douche, literally and figuratively.

Donald inherited his father's money and business, and built on it; went through bankruptcy, and rebuilt and is more successful than ever.
Deutsch sold the business he inherited from his father, because it was TOO MUCH WORK and WAHHHHH!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (vcOmj)

567 Whoaaaaa... King Gavin Newsom signed a royal decree (also known by the peasantry as an "Executive Order") declaring that all cars and trucks from 2035 must have zero-emission engines. In California, how long does it take for a power station to go online from initial application to final certification?
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03


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Gov. Whitmer of Michigan did this today too. Coincidence???

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (lonOK)

568 Speaking of licorice, now I'm having a flashback. Good'n'Plenty commercial. I can still see the kid with the box, making it go in a choo-choo train wheels motion.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (O+I8R)

569 Vote all you want in California , your still not buying a new car with a gasoline engine in 2035.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:38 PM (OjZpE)
........

Go long on burros.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

570 OK. Here is the skinny on Francis. When Benedict resigned, he resigned
as Bishop of Rome. But he retained the title "Vicar of Christ." Francis
was elected Bishop of Rome by the College of Cardinals. Therefore,
Benedict is still the Pope and Francis is just the guy they brought in
to do the paperwork. Francis does NOT use the title "Vicar of Christ."
There will be no Ex Cathedra statements from Francis.



Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM



I'm not sure about this(2BZBZ)


If you research it, Francis has stopped using the Vicar of Christ title as of April of this year. I don't know if Benedict is still using it but Francis is NOT. It's all over the internet.

That all being said, I'd rather have Benedict back. As a Catholic, Francis is an embarassment at best.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 03:54 PM (ZCiJZ)

571 The report also notes that the man smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for
36 years and had a history of a heroin use disorder, as well as an
untreated hepatitis C virus infection.

But the licorice is what killed him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (c5zUZ)


Nonsense. Covid 19.

Obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12)

572 518
Amen. But that ship sailed long ago. People now expect health insurance to pay for flu shots for fucks sake.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Bl5GC)



My employer is having a flu shot clinic next week. Plus Covid testing. I am passing on both.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)
Thanks to Emperor Cuomo, to go have an "in person" visit with my mother, I have to have a COVID test no more than 7 days before the visit. Who is paying for that? Kicker is I live in a different state. I'm not paying for that asshoe's decree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

573 Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 24, 2020 03:35 PM (0Uf+z)

Your concern is noted.

And disregarded.

Posted by: Venus at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (iYXhj)

574 I love licorice, my dad does also

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (OjZpE)

575 Good old realiable Nathan,
Nathan, Nathan Detroit

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (ufFY8)

576 @553
I think with this particular Vicar of Christ you're barking up the wrong tree

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (AwPyG)

577
But the licorice is what killed him.



Licorice also raises your blood pressure. So yeah, not just a random candy.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 03:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

578 575 Good old realiable Nathan,
Nathan, Nathan Detroit

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:55 PM (ufFY


I played Nathan Detroit in my summer camp production of "Guys and Dolls." 1975. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv)

579 but I had to think about guitar cases, and getting them into a back seat with a 2 door would have ended up with an eventual shredded interior.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM


Second look at the ukelele?

Posted by: Tiny Tim at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (DMUuz)

580
Maybe, maybe not. He might still be on the payroll of Robert Creamer, the real brains of that operation.. Mr. Creamer is married to one Jan Schakowsky, the IL-9 Dem representative.

Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Boots

=======

The Foval Group folded in 2016. since then, he's been a cashier, a security guard, a "business class host" and concierge, furloughed by covid-19, and now he's a life coach. Project Veritas destroyed his political career.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (G51Gf)

581
OK, I got my nickel riding on Lurker Lurker for this JD fella. If I'm right, here's some unsolicited advice. if you're watching on election night and your predictions come up wrong like the night you got banned, lay off the bottle and don't embarrass yourself again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (W3n3j)

582 Nood. Let's put a lid on this

Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (Izzlo)

583 I'll solve medical care in a few minutes:

Treat medical insurance as you do your car insurance. (Quick! Who uses car insurance to pay for oil changes?)

Use medical insurance sparingly and for instances you can pay in cash, pay in cash. You will be stunned at the discounts you get for paying up front, because the clinic/hospital is saved the trouble of screwing around with an insurer. They'd rather just take the money.

For instance you need to use insurance, use insurance.

Finally, I don't go through an employer to get car insurance. The car insurer doesn't care who I work for so long as I pay the bill. (Unless it's USAA, but that's a different issue, you see the point.) Why should I have to go through an employer for medical insurance? Why can't I buy it on my own? And why can't the period to sign up for medical insurance extend from, say, January 1 to December 31?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 03:42 PM (4JLkY)

You all are giving intelligent solutions to a problem that responsible people would like solved for themselves.

The problem is the 50 Million or so people who don't want to pay for health insurance. Or the 100 Million ( I actually don't know the real numbers, just roll with me here) seniors who have a fit over paying for medicare coverage, which is not nearly as expensive as it would be if they were paying on par with working people and their employers. Let's not forget the millions in nursing homes whose care if paid 95% by Medicaid because they are "indigent".
These people all vote. And they are NOT going to vote to have anything cut or to accept responsibility on themselves for coverage above what they pay now.

I remember my mother in law adamantly insisting that once you reach age 65 and eligible for medicare, it was free. My own mother kept trying to tell her that was not true, that if you are eligible for SS it was automatically taken out of it, and if not, you had to directly pay premiums. Couldn't convince her until she went to a retirement planner and was outraged that medicare wasn't free to seniors.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (6z90A)

584
Their nics are lies. Matt Yglesias (who very well could be Juris) used to comment on Breitbart as a retiree under the nic "Very Seasoned Citizen"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 03:33 PM (4SXLy)


This would be weird.
Their egos and self-preening can't keep them from reading about themselves?
Or, do they need talking points and ideas?
Both, I suspect.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (rjE57)

585 352 Vote in person as soon as the polls open to do so. I am willing to bet some cash, the Maoists will have "armed enforcers" stationed at the polling stations on the Election Day.
Obama's enforcers on 2008 and 2012 were a beta test.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Tackle Box at September 24, 2020 03:23 PM

I'm voting absentee. Then voting in person. My state permits that, and will (in theory) toss out the absentee once they note that I voted in person on election day.

That way, if things are sporty around the polling station, I've still got my vote in. Also, at least in my state, one cannot be armed at a polling station, including CCW permit holders. Yeah, I know, that means all the law-abiding will be disarmed: yet another reason I'm casting the absentee vote as a safeguard.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 24, 2020 03:28 PM (b3x5S)

That could actually turn out to be a pretty good idea.

See what your state's voting laws are about absentee/mail in ballots, If permitted and you won't get in trouble for it, vote absentee, and then show up to vote in person on Election Day. You don't want anyone taking your voting "spot."

Some other things:

Check your voter status in your county by the registration deadline. I had voted in 2016 & 2018, but was listed an an "inactive voter." Perhaps because we had moved, albeit within the county? Even though we live in a solid Republican county. Mistakes can be made and you don't want to have to cast a provisional ballot or have to go through any other kind of BS on election day.

Make sure your deceased relatives are purged off the voter rolls. Did this with my dad after he died. A phone call, mailed death certificate, and follow-up were all that were needed.

The father of one of our friends died in 2018; In April of this year, she called to have him taken off the rolls, sent his death certificate, and called a few weeks ago to find out he was still on the rolls. She recently sent another death certificate, this time by registered mail so she has proof they had it, and followed up with a call. He has now been taken off.

If you know anyone who has moved out of their county since the last Pres election, ask them to ensure they are no longer registered in that county.

Another friend who moved in 2016 forgot to let his former county of residence know he had moved. Even though he hadn't voted there in 2016 and 2018, he was still listed as an active voter."

Don't let anyone or any circumstance steal your vote.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 24, 2020 03:58 PM (4pK1/)

586 This is a sub-headline about Newsom's EO

"California will effectively ban the sale of new gasoline vehicles starting in 2035, as wildfires continue to char the West Coast."

Never mind the wildfires have nothing to do with global climate warming change, but let's pretend it does for the readers.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:58 PM (Bl5GC)

587 I played Nathan Detroit in my summer camp production of "Guys and Dolls." 1975. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv)

I was Arvide Abernathy in our high school version in my sophomore year.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY8)

588 Trump up, talking the vaccine that he is planning to use to kill brown people and puppies and thus ensure his re-election win by voter disenfranchisement, and by disenfranchisement I mean murdering half the population.

You think I kid but I bet somebody on Kos already said this.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 24, 2020 03:58 PM (+dsLj)

589 but I had to think about guitar cases, and
getting them into a back seat with a 2 door would have ended up with an
eventual shredded interior.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM



Second look at the ukelele?

Posted by: Tiny Tim at September 24, 2020 03:57 PM (DMUuz)

Not even a first look. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:58 PM (9Om/r)

590
If you're looking for action,
He'll furnish the spot.
Even when the heat is on
It's never too hot.

There were a lot of great songs in that show.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 03:58 PM (pNxlR)

591 I love hooters!

https://tinyurl.com/y5zquklg

Posted by: Less Dirty Vicar of Somewhere at September 24, 2020 03:59 PM (WkPC9)

592 Nood.

Mollie H.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 03:59 PM (WEBkv)

593 I find it hard to believe any poll seeing as how they're designed to manipulate rather than inform. I do have to wonder why they keep telling us Trump is losing when he won last time, and hasn't lost his base, despite what they've been doing over the last 4 years. If it wasn't for the shameless cheating, I think the incumbent president would be re-elected as most incumbents are. Instead of being the underdog.

Posted by: Iblis at September 24, 2020 03:59 PM (9221z)

594 I'm an admirer of many lawns around here, but has a republican ever polled being ahead?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 24, 2020 03:59 PM (/6GbT)

595 Getting the feeling election night will be a bust as every state voting for a week after with mail ins isn't calling squat.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 03:59 PM (OjZpE)

596 548, Romeo13, that ignores the fact that the new Senate on January 3rd separately chooses the Vice President in a contested election.

As a result, I believe that Nanzi cannot become the "acting president" if the Senate selected Pence as VP (assuming that the Republicans hold the Senate).

Pence (or Kamala, heaven forbid) would then become the acting president at noon on January 20th until the House selected a president.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 04:01 PM (OLiBJ)

597 "One thing I have never seen a good explanation for is accounting for
area codes with cell phones. Portable area codes means you can live in
TX and have a MI area code or vice versa. "

My 5 kids all have cellphones, and none of them live in the area where they originally got the phone. So, daughter in Seattle has a Salt Lake City number, son in Louisiana has a California number, and so on.


"Someone here yesterday posted that they worked for pollsters as a
young adult( polls were for restaurants, etc. non political) and that it
took 100 phone calls to get one call answered. And the list of
questions was so long that most people would hang up prior to the poll
being finished. Poll caller only would get paid for completed polls, so
guess what happened? Yep, they finished the poll themselves and turned
it in."

Good to know. Thanks.




Posted by: Annalucia at September 24, 2020 04:01 PM (S6ArX)

598 >>> 534 529 Whoaaaaa... King Gavin Newsom signed a royal decree (also known by the peasantry as an "Executive Order") declaring that all cars and trucks from 2035 must have zero-emission engines. In California, how long does it take for a power station to go online from initial application to final certification?
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (Pqytn)

Great. Now in addition to rolling brownouts, they can have less cars and force everyone into shitty busses.
Which is the plan anyway.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 24, 2020 03:50 PM (1+Jvs)

Buses? You peasants need to walk!!

Posted by: G. Newsom at September 24, 2020 04:01 PM (b/epv)

599 453 Just remember that having a plan is far from the same as executing a
plan. Dems have been springing 4 years of Brilliant Plans on this
country, and every one of them has turned into a Wile E. Coyote catapult
that slams them face first into the ground. Just basing my
expectations on past performance, I think this plan is likely to turn
out the same way.

Have they, though? I don't think they really expected any individual part--the impeachment, or Russia, or Ukraine, or the fabricated dossier, or this-gate or that-gate, or any of the other bullshit they've been flinging around nonstop for the last several years--of this "resistance" to work. But collectively it all serves as a gigantic gaslighting/psychological torture operation aimed at what quaintly used to be called "the American People."

When you're exposed to this kind of psychopathic mental assault--to the point that the media will go on TV and simply tell you that what you're seeing with your own eyes isn't real; when you're exposed to nonstop propaganda at work and in school, in every TV show, every commercial, every movie, every sporting event--it gradually corrodes people's resolve and perception of reality. It also creates the impression of relentless, overwhelming power arrayed against them, an impression that spineless Republicans have utterly failed to counter, and most people are herd animals who ultimately will follow the side looks the most powerful, if for no other reason than to make the torture stop for a little while.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 24, 2020 04:02 PM (0Uf+z)

600 I played Nathan Detroit in my summer camp production of "Guys and Dolls." 1975. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv)

I was Arvide Abernathy in our high school version in my sophomore year.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2020


*
*

I have to admit I've forgotten that character. I remember Nicely-Nicely Johnson, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 04:02 PM (Ejm1K)

601 The SC needs to get involved now regard to these vote counting delays. Of course the DOJ needs to file the case.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 24, 2020 04:03 PM (2DOZq)

602 I said I like it. Didn't say I'd buy it. At 6'5" it is nice to sit in a modern car comfortably. Very few offer this anymore. I think this is a big reason trucks and SUVs are hot sellers.
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I'm 6' 5" ... I have a Mini Cooper. I fit just fine in it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 04:04 PM (5p7BC)

603 I saw an article that showed the 88 election polls, Dukasis was ahead, and by a comfortable margin, all the way until the late summer.

This election won't be quite the margin of a 96 or 08, but Trump is going to expand his electoral votes. The 250 lb Goth Chick Rebellion is going to cause the Democrats to lose Minnesota and possibly places like NH and Nevada. The upper threshold for Trump is all of his 2016 states along with MN, NH, NV, VA, Maine and possibly Colorado -- in that order.

The Democrats can't run a guy who clearly has dementia along with a hateful authoritarian woman who slept her way to the top and hope to win when lefty assholes are rioting over absolutely nothing. The electorate isn't what it was in 72, but the Dems are much wackier than they were at that point.

Posted by: Trich at September 24, 2020 04:05 PM (7wCmd)

604 I like the Challenger, but if I have to bug out,
trying to get 2 cats and their carriers into the back seat with only 2
doors would be hell. Plus the insurance would probably break me.

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I said I like it. Didn't say I'd buy it. At 6'5" it is nice to sit
in a modern car comfortably. Very few offer this anymore. I think this
is a big reason trucks and SUVs are hot sellers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2020 03:40 PM (zvvCx)

It killed me...frigging killed me to have to get a 4 door car. I never owned one, never wanted one. I wanted a challenger, but I had to think about guitar cases, and getting them into a back seat with a 2 door would have ended up with an eventual shredded interior. I'm still bummed about that. I do not belong in a 4 door car.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (9Om/r)


Minivans are coming back.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2020 04:07 PM (/Dgcm)

605 Or maybe they figured out the mail was keeping a tighter watch on the ballots than they were expecting.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 03:49 PM (iFMeW)

Not really. They discovered that a bunch of military ballots were tossed in PA. Of the nine they were able to recover, all nine voted for Trump.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2020 04:07 PM (VNmG1)

606 nood Mollie H?
I'M OUTTA HERE

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

607 Antifa hottie of the day looks like the inspiration for Pennywise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 04:08 PM (WEBkv)

608 I'm 6' 5" ... I have a Mini Cooper. I fit just fine in it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 04:04 PM (5p7BC)
--------------

You fit, but, how about getting in and out?

I'm a mere 6'3" but, I'm tired of modern cars that make me feel like I'm sitting 2" off the pavement after I get in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 04:10 PM (WEBkv)

609 Juris Doc is a douchy nic. Part of our professional conceit is the false humility of never, ever mentioning that a law degree is, in fact, a doctorate, for whatever reason (likely the exact opposite of why Jill feels the need to obsessively refer to herself as "Dr." Biden).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 04:10 PM (Hf7hU)

610 511 4:30 PM EDT
President Trump Delivers Remarks on the America First Healthcare Plan
Charlotte, NC
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2020 03:48 PM (3aI0K)
----------------------------------
SMART. He closing the door on Dem talking points before the debate.

I notice that Biden and Dem TV ads have started hammering the my-baby-is-gonna-die-because-no-obamacare!!!!!! line.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 24, 2020 04:14 PM (M/9m0)

611 Ya know, if the people of CA who labor for a living ever woke up to how badly they've been screwed by rich white liberals, then CA might change. High taxes, especially on gas, rationed water and unreliable power all make their lives harder. But these people also watch the local news religiously, and it's brainwashing and gaslighting 24/7.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 24, 2020 04:16 PM (uhPTO)

612 doesnt matter, fraud by democrats especially their USPS slaves, has given the election to Biden. Trump has lost already cuz u republicans never cleaned up the voting

Posted by: matt at September 24, 2020 04:33 PM (r7xde)

613 They feed the public these crap polls so that when Trump wins the public concludes the election was rigged.

Posted by: Neil at September 24, 2020 04:48 PM (y3Ax5)

614 When Durham comes marching home again
Hurrah. Hurrah.
We'll give him a hearty yell and then
Hurrah. Hurrah.
The boys will cheer and the men will shout
The ladies, they will all turn out
And we'll all be glad
when Durham comes marching home.
... 155 years and waiting for Johnny Reb. I think the Durham watch will be at least as long.

Posted by: Downcast at September 24, 2020 04:53 PM (7LRIY)

615 323
Just a reminder: the polls in 2016 were off by 2 points. Two.*****
Yes, the pollsters actually try to be accurate in the final days before the election, because that's how they are remembered. However, up until that point most polls are truly 'push polls' pushing a narrative ... and the consensus polling showed Trump 6-8 points behind a week before the election.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 24, 2020 05:02 PM (pmRSz)

616 That's why Trump has a winning message. "I want to deport gang members and criminals" helps with the white vote for sure, it helps a lot more with the Hispanic vote, who are often the victims of these criminals. Same with "fund the police" as those in minority communities know that the police cuts will happen in their neighborhoods and they'll be Rhett victims.

Look at these rallies and riots for BLM, it's all the young and idealistic idiots who think they know better. You don't see many middle age or older African Americans, because they know that despite problems things are 1,000x better than they were and they know the implications of letting criminals run wild.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 24, 2020 08:03 PM (GRNVN)

617 Amen. But that ship sailed long ago. People now expect health insurance to pay for flu shots for fucks sake.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Bl5GC)

That can, and should, be retaught. Just because a ship has sailed doesn't mean it can't come back to port and be re-moored.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 08:22 PM (4JLkY)

618 556 I've said this before but here's a good way to get around Obamacare-like policies:
Sign up with Liberty or Christian Healthcare Ministries. (It's too long to explain here, but it's essentially a co-op for health care) They qualify as an "Obamacare provider" so you're safe. This will cover catastrophic stuff. I pay $45/month for my plan.

Open a HSA for year-to year ordinary costs. When you go to a health provider, ask for the "cash" price. (You will be amazed--it's usually at least 50% off) Pay it with your HSA debit card. HSA spending avoids federal tax.
So, figure out how much you save in not having a ridiculous monthly premium (and a high deductible), the cash price discount, and the tax discount. You will be amazed again--its a huge savings.
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 03:53 PM (AwPyG)

Two things:

1) "Provider" of what (I hate that word more every time I see it used)?

2) The problem with things like this is that you can only use this IF YOU ARE HEALTHY.

YOU.

MUST.

BE.

HEALTHY.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 24, 2020 08:27 PM (4JLkY)

619 "In Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, he said, overall registration is up by 6 points through August compared to the 2016 cycle, but net Democratic registrations are down by 38 percent. That's about 150,000 fewer additional Democrats than were added in 2016."

That's encouraging news, but neither MI nor WI register by party (they have open primaries), so I don't know how they know how many are R and how many are D. PA registers by party, so a breakout there would be useful.

Posted by: 370H55V at September 24, 2020 08:30 PM (fslDK)

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