Oh My: Is Fredo Cuomo Lifting FAKE WEIGHTS to Make Himself Look Strong?

At Outkick.

They do in fact make fake weights -- a bunch of Internet Bros have been caught lifting the hollow plastic weights.

They're kind of a staple of the Internet Fitness Industry.

A lot of guys who can't even lift like to use them to impress children who don't know any better.

Even legit strength coach Jeff Cavaliere has been accused of posting Fake Weight Lifts to his youtube account.

So check this out:

fredolift.png

That's supposedly a 100 pound dumbbell Fredo is one-arm pressing there.

But... he's not pressing from a weight bench.

No, he's pressing from an... office chair.

An office chair that can apparently hold up an extra 100 pounds as he drives the weight into the air.

Oh, and of course when things are moving, they apply more force than when they're just sitting on something.

And another thing: if you lift up that much weight with ONE ARM, the other half of your body must be iron-hard tense in order to support that arm. It's like flying a plane on one wing: you're going to have to assume an odd position to manage it.

It can be done, but there's going to be a lot of strain on the non-wing part of the plane.

You'd have to move your body to keep that weight somewhere close to the center-line of your body-weight.

Otherwise you'd just tip over.

Fredo's not doing that. He's just putting this likely hollow, plastic Fake Weight straight up. With this alleged 100 pounds of excess weight just straight over his right shoulder.

He should completely tip over if he has all that weight over a single shoulder. That makes one half of his body suddenly 100 pounds heavier than the other. You can't remain seated if your right side is overloaded by 100 pounds.

He's not on his feet, where he could balance better. He's on his butt. On a cheap office chair.

As the guy challenging Cuomo to prove he's not lifting Fake Weight points out: It's impossible to lift a lot of weight with ONE ARM while appearing to just be completely straight and completely relaxed on the non-lifting side of the body. The half of your body which doesn't have the weight in its hand is working nearly as hard as the one with the weight.

If it's a real weight, that is.

If it's a fake plastic hollow weight -- then you can just put it straight up without having to lean your body to keep it over your center line, and without having to tense the rest of your body.

Just like Fredo can be seen doing here, coincidentally enough!

If he has the core strength to press one hundred pounds in one hand while showing no tension through the other side of his body, then he surely has the core strength to do the "flag" position from a flagpole, where he just grabs the pole with both hands and sticks his body straight out and perpendicular to it.

Can he do that? If he can, why hasn't he narcissistically published photos of him doing the flag?

Fredo: Do you even lift, Brah?

I love this.

I love this so much.

ALERT TUCKER.

More:

49 As an actual gym rat I'd like to point out that it's not just about bracing the other half of his body, this mewling dumbass has most of that so-called hundred lb about 4 to 4.5 in back behind the coronal plane of his body.

That's quite the accommodating office chair.
Posted by: Azathoth


Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM




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1 Flaming skull?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (Zmnko)

2 >>>1 Flaming skull?
Posted by: It's me donna

for this buffoon, sure. Why not.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

3 for this buffoon, sure. Why not

I'll take it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (Zmnko)

4 this will be so absolutely humiliating if proven.

I want to see this guy replicate this lift with a weight known to be real.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

5 maybe he's an android

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (nUhF0)

6 It looks like a pet toy.

Posted by: Menack at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (buTO7)

7 Fredo buys from Acme

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (E2dMO)

8

When he twirled it like a drum major's baton, it was a step too far.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (hoTe0)

9 I don't lift but even I can tell that's fake.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

10 Flaming skull....with mask.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (4fSf4)

11 weightgate lol

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (nUhF0)

12 Fredo buys from Acme

Don't they usually blow up?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (Zmnko)

13 In my expert opinion, I am starting to think Fredo is ghey.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,agingSupermodel,LOVES Cullen Bohannon at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (SK2xO)

14 If it was real I'd like to see it come down on his head

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:36 PM (Zmnko)

15 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his write not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe

Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at September 18, 2020 06:36 PM (XbP7q)

16 Yeah, I'm gonna be that guy, and flag this as misuse of a flaming skull. This isn't real news, this is Twitter news, about shit posted on Twitter by those who live there.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (77wF8)

17 Holy shit, what an absolute asshole. Who exactly is he trying to impress? Blue-haired leftist bints, muscular BLM terrorists, or just Shep?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (AFSld)

18 And Fredo's the smart Cuomo boy, right?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (LGXGf)

19 He's typing with his non-weight hand. What a man!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (AiZBA)

20 Burning Skeleton Head!

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (MVjcR)

21 No way he thinks that looks believable. No matter how stupid I think he is.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (RuIsu)

22 Fredo looks like a man who truly enjoys injecting himself with horse steroids, into his penius.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (/oe9Q)

23 What is the supposed context of that super faked picture?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

24 BREAKING NEWS: RBG just challenged Fredo to a weightlifting contest!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

25 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his wrist not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe

Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (XbP7q)

26 I'd challenge him to lift a 20 lb weight like that

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (nUhF0)

27 Fredo looks like a man who truly enjoys injecting himself with horse steroids, into his penius.
Posted by: Puddleglum at Septemb



huh, was guessing it was horse penis into his ass

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (vwLr1)

28 This is legit.

You can see the empty can of spinach right there on the desk.

Posted by: Miklos, I yam what I yam at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

29 I've spent enough time in the gym to know that once you get to that kind of weight, you use a bar, on a bench, not dumbells for that kind of lift.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (jbF6h)

30 Acme sometimes sells duds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (E2dMO)

31 No agony, no brag-ony, bruhz!

Posted by: Chris "The Lesser" Cuomo at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (Izzlo)

32 Also, there's a classic Peanuts strip of Snoopy struggling to lift a bar with what look like two very heavy weights attached.

Then Lucy walks up: "what's so great about lifting two angel food cakes?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

33 By tomorrow he'll post, "None of you got my joke!"

Bank it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (AFSld)

34 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his wrist not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (AiZBA)

35 Watch the video.

He can't lift 100 lbs like that, period. Like even underwater Fredo probably can't lift that.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (yL25O)

36 5 maybe he's an android
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius



Why would they make a dumb android?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (/oe9Q)

37 Fredo attempting the RBG Challenge...day 1

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (/6GbT)

38

Dimwits who feel that they must cultivate a public persona are alternately depressing and amusing.
It's his living, isn't it?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (hoTe0)

39 What a silly ass clown.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (9Om/r)

40 I ate chips tofay
I hate myeelf
"sigh*

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (nUhF0)

41 In my expert opinion, I am starting to think Fredo is ghey.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,agingSupermodel,LOVES Cullen Bohannon at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (SK2xO)


oh yes. Hes so fricken gay.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

42 Response to Marc's challenge:

*crickets chirping*

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (ch6++)

43 100 grams maybe.

This fucking guy and his brothers are the biggest meatballs going.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (WYjsB)

44 What self-absorbed turd takes a photo of themselves at a desk with a big weight?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (O+I8R)

45 I hate my elf too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (jbF6h)

46 >>>5 maybe he's an android


Dude makes Data look like Macho Man Randy Savage.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (AFSld)

47 In my expert opinion, I am starting to think Fredo is ghey.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,agingSupermodel,LOVES Cullen Bohannon at Septemb




yeah, he and his brother do each other.

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (vwLr1)

48 He lifts the weight rhythmically to help time the iambic pentameter he's typing.

Posted by: Miklos, poetry in motion at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (QzkSJ)

49 As an actual gym rat I'd like to point out that it's not just about bracing the other half of his body, this mewling dumbass has most of that so-called hundred lb about 4 to 4.5 in back behind the coronal plane of his body.

That's quite the accommodating office chair.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (kUd+J)

50 A hundred pounds is the 50th percentile weight of a thirteen-year-old boy. So unless Fredo is trying out for a relaunched version of Cirque du Soleil, he's even more full of shit than previously thought.

Posted by: David Gillies at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (tjHrt)

51 LOL, he is such a mook.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (bDqIh)

52 GAINZZ, bitches!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (bgBQ/)

53 Shouldn't he have a handlebar mustache and wear a leopardskin while he does that? Because that would make it totally reals.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (XhWtx)

54 40 I ate chips tofay
I hate myeelf
"sigh*
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (nUhF0)

I ate some paint chips - great with guacamoley!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (Izzlo)

55 Fredo's kids thinks he's the strongest man in the whole wide world!

Yeah, his kids are probably retards, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (AFSld)

56 Not having grown up in the internet or selfie age and not being some sort of celebrity or celebrity- want- to- be, I think it's narcissistic to take pictures of yourself all the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (WkPC9)

57 okay I took down the flaming skull, spoilsports.

I used the one with the mask because he also supposedly had covid.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

58 5 maybe he's an android

C-Cree-P-O

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (jbF6h)

59 He can't lift 100 lbs like that, period. Like even underwater Fredo probably can't lift that.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM

Unless the weight was buoyant, being underwater would only make it harder to lift.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (77wF8)

60 Is this the modern version of the circus sideshow fake strongman?

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

61 >>>Shouldn't he have a handlebar mustache and wear a leopardskin while he does that? Because that would make it totally reals.


He changed his name to Phineas.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (AFSld)

62 Probably plastic

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (OjZpE)

63 I gotta be honest, I saw that photo and just assumed it was a joke.

There is no need for detailed analysis - what he is doing is not possible for most people, and if it were he would not look like he was holding a balloon.

Are we sure that this was not some kind of joke photo he put out?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (LWu6U)

64 I'm still sleeved by his nude photo bomb of his bleach-bathing nutty wife's virtual yoga class.

He's roided up. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (o6lAg)

65 Anyone notice the different types of gym membership of different gyms?

24 Hour Fitness or Crunch Fitness - average gyms

Gold's Gym or UFC Gym - roid ragers

Planet Fitness - social club for people play-acting at getting fit

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (L2ZTs)

66 Fredo = gay

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (hku12)

67 Shouldn't he have a handlebar mustache and wear a leopardskin while he does that? Because that would make it totally reals.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (XhWtx)


lol

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (AiZBA)

68 This truly is the Best Timeline.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (sTnpX)

69 Steven Crowder has pointed out that Cuomo's neck is much skinnier than it would be if the rest of his upper body muscles were naturally gained.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (sG4Hj)

70 55 Fredo's kids thinks he's the strongest man in the whole wide world!

Yeah, his kids are probably retards, too.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks



Decades of inbreeding will do that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (/oe9Q)

71 I'm strong, not dumb like people say

Posted by: x at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (nFwvY)

72 I remember seeing that and say to myself that something is wrong, it doent look right. Never ocurred to me its all fake. I didn't know there were fake weights out there....ugh , duh.

Cuomo is a loser its in the genes.

I so want tucker to pick up on this.

Posted by: HB at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (nzKWW)

73 He's always been a lightweight.

Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

74 hundred pounds is the 50th percentile weight of a thirteen-year-old boy. So unless Fredo is trying out for a relaunched version of Cirque du Soleil, he's even more full of shit than previously thought.
Posted by: David Gillies at Septemb



so you're saying he does 13 year old boys?

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (vwLr1)

75 >>>Decades of inbreeding will do that.


Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (AFSld)

76 okay I took down the flaming skull, spoilsports.

I used the one with the mask because he also supposedly had covid.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)


Never apologize.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (AiZBA)

77 Which Cuomo is this again? The shit-head politician, or the ass-munching "news" guy?

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (qpX6U)

78 Hey, there is a scenario where this picture could be legit..... that would be if Fredo was so strong that he was capable of shoulder pressing, oh, say, about 1000 pounds..... if that were true, then a mere 100 pounds with one arm really wouldn't be that much of an effort.


F U H8ers!!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (rf8LA)

79 Not having grown up in the internet or selfie age and not being some sort of celebrity or celebrity- want- to- be, I think it's narcissistic to take pictures of yourself all the time.

--

This. Mass narcissism has infected half the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (O+I8R)

80 In my expert opinion, I am starting to think Fredo is ghey.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,agingSupermodel,LOVES Cullen Bohannon at Septemb




yeah, he and his brother do each other.
Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (vwLr1)

Fredo makes Andrew Gillium look like Charleton Heston.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

81 I'LL THROW YOU DOWN THESE FUCKIN' STAIRS, BITCH!

Posted by: Fredo "I Want Respect" Cuomo at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

82 I thought I was the only one who thought this was bullshit. I bench 355 one rep max on a flat bench. Not internet bragging, I lift a lot.

I saw this and thought Complete BS. Not just the chair but to do a behind the back tricep extension like that with a 100 lbs dumbbell is freaking insane. Hell I can do 100 lbs dumbells bench but no way would I even attempt what hes doing without a spotter. You could tear your freaking arm off.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (bnY40)

83 I'm beginning to think his friendship with Don Lemon is more than friendsies. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (o6lAg)

84 Anyone notice the different types of gym membership of different gyms?

24 Hour Fitness or Crunch Fitness - average gyms

Gold's Gym or UFC Gym - roid ragers

Planet Fitness - social club for people play-acting at getting fit
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:41 PM (L2ZTs)


An oldie but goodie.
https://youtu.be/s2XMhGSXtaI

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (sTnpX)

85 Fredo takes steriods just to rage.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (yL25O)

86 I wonder if St. Mario would be proud of his sons?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (LGXGf)

87 I'm so old I remember cartoons with the strong man lifting weights pretending to struggle with the load and then the janitor picks up the fake weights easily. I guess Fredo is too dumb to act out the lifting part LOL.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (T9Hmo)

88 What a fuckstick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (2knLx)

89 Which Cuomo is this again? The shit-head politician, or the ass-munching "news" guy?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (qpX6U)


Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM (AiZBA)

90 First of all, if you can press 100 lbs over your head with one arm then you can press in excess of 200 lbs over your head, pressing 200 lbs or more is an extraordinary feat for an average person let alone a meatball bodybuilder like this dispshit.


This guy is one of the biggest phonies going.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (WYjsB)

91 MORE BREAKING NEWS: RBG is the winner of the weightlifting contest between her and Fredo.

RBG lifted 450 lbs with one tip of her left finger.

Fredo OTOH passed out after signing the release form.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

92 ace I think you are maing the case that Fredo is JUST THAT STRONG.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (ZfRYq)

93 >>>49 As an actual gym rat I'd like to point out that it's not just about bracing the other half of his body, this mewling dumbass has most of that so-called hundred lb about 4 to 4.5 in back behind the coronal plane of his body.

That's quite the accommodating office chair.
Posted by: Azathoth

great point. my shoulders would actually dislocate if I tried that.

People always lift with the weight in front of their bodies. They lean their backs back a little so that they're doing what CAN turn into, if they're not strict about it, a highly-angled bench press.

This lifting pattern is weird... especially for a heavy weight.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

94 Irony is that Chris is the smarter brother. Andrew got more of the mob gene.

Mom's family was mobbed up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (9TdxA)

95 This right here.

This is Malarkey.

Straight up.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (ftOdB)

96 Classic King of Queens episode did this. The fake weights were his motivators. As was his 4.5 second 29-nine-yard dash.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (jWe5r)

97 I heard Cuomo has shoulder implants.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (pmcmT)

98 Piker!

Posted by: RGB at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

99 The number of people who can effortlessly military press 100 pounds with one arm, while also focusing on running a computer with the other hand, approaches zero.

I lift, a lot, and I'm very strong. I suspect that I could lift a 100 pound dumbell like this, although I've never tried. I generally work out with 50s on this particular exercise, but I also do 3 sets of ten at least, and generally on the last set I'll keep going to refusal.

That being said...

If I were doing it, I would do it symmetrically. The uneven strain of lifting this much weight over your head on only one side of your body would be hard on your back.

If I were doing it, it would be pushing the limit, for sure, and I'm way TF bigger than Fredo, here.

If I were doing it, I don't think I would choose to do it sitting down to avoid back strain, but beyond that, there's no effing way that I'd do it in a swivel chair. Jesus H. He's begging for a serious back injury.

If I were doing it, I wouldn't be clicking links with a mouse in my other hand. This would take 100% of my concentration, and accurately moving a mouse around and clicking a link while doing this would be nearly impossible. Guys, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it would be nearly impossible for someone like Dwayne Johnson to do that. 100 Pounds is enough that even very strong people are going to at least need to focus on what they're doing to avoid injury, and you literally can't be clicking links with your off hand and focus on this lift. Just because Dwayne Johnson might be able to lift this weight, easily, doesn't mean he wouldn't need to concentrate while doing so. No matter how strong you are, 100 pounds can hurt you.

This is 100% a fake. No redness in his face. No bulging or vascularity in his arm. No sign in his facial expression that he's putting effort into the lift. No shifting of body weight to compensate for the extra 100 pounds (which has noting to do with strength, but rather, physics. Even Dwayne Johnson would need to lean to his right to balance that weight).

Posted by: Goober at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (Hgvgt)

100 This. Mass narcissism has infected half the world.
Posted by: Lady in Black

it's caused by social media

that documentary laid it out

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (nUhF0)

101 Colorado Alex, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (L2ZTs)

102 I'm strong, not dumb like people say

--

Ha! He's simply trying to impress Johnny Ola.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (O+I8R)

103 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his wrist not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe
Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at September 18, 2020 06:38 PM (XbP7q)
*************
That's what I was thinking. The wrist gives it away.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (+YYKs)

104 15 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his write not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe


Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at September 18, 2020 06:36 PM (XbP7q)

No that is a lot of weight for that exercise, that is a lot of weight for anyone to do a one hand rep with. If you can do that you are gonna be flat benching over 400 and probably squatting 500.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (87gQ7)

105 Unless the weight was buoyant, being underwater would only make it harder to lift.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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akkshuly,
Density of steel is about 8,000 kg/m3, and water is about 1,000
So the steel would feel 1/8 lighter under water. His own buoyancy might give some additional uplift in that position as well.


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (LWu6U)

106 All gyms are about being seen while you work out. I exercise at home, and my workout is only about me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (77wF8)

107 >>That's what I was thinking. The wrist gives it away.


Usually does.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (ftOdB)

108 Chris Cuomo a phony narcissistic asshole?? Shocked, I am!!

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (bCLt0)

109 I'm not sure what's funnier, this obvious fake dumbbell stunt or the fact this oh so famous CNN personality and all around telekinetic physicist has an office that looks like the one Janet the Cat Lady has in the average HR Dept.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (kUd+J)

110 80 In my expert opinion, I am starting to think Fredo is ghey.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,agingSupermodel,LOVES Cullen Bohannon at Septemb




yeah, he and his brother do each other.
Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (vwLr1)

Just because a guy gets his nips pierced doesn't mean he knows what a peen tastes like.

Wait, it does.

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (Izzlo)

111 Crunch Fitness

Gay ass pink and purple color scheme and posters in the gym and on their Facebook page full of weirdo gender-fluids. I hated those Crunch fucks when they took over my perfectly good blue-collar World Gym and turned it into whatever the F it's supposed to be. Their machines suck ass too. World Gym had great ones. And Crunch took out the basketball court and turned it into a...Yoga studio.

Cruck Funch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (jbF6h)

112 As dumb as he is this clown has fans who think he's straight news guy, how frigging dumb are they?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (ZLI7S)

113 Who has lifted more weights?

Gaylord or Fredo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (E2dMO)

114 I can lift more than Barzini or Tattaglia. I'm shtrong.

Posted by: Fredo at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

115 >>>15 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his write not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe


Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor

it's a lot of weight.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

116 Everything about the Cuomo family is plastic. Fake, preening, and pretentious. That's what they are. That's who they are. There's nothing beyond that. Well besides their unending lust for power.

Posted by: markoni at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (g+TH0)

117 All gyms are about being seen while you work out. I exercise at home, and my workout is only about me.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


The mirrored ceiling probably helps.

Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

118 Next thing that Fredo will be talking about is his milky glutes..

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (Ot6CR)

119 I can do 150 reps arm-lifting a Mosin-Nagant. With the bolt removed.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (qpX6U)

120 Irony is that Chris is the smarter brother. Andrew got more of the mob gene.

Mom's family was mobbed up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (9TdxA)


Fredo calls Andrew "the love gov." Ponder that. Even crazy Sandra Lee got tired of Dr. Death and moved out.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (o6lAg)

121 I am more skeptical of the thing where he rides the bhrama bull into town in the hamptons

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (vwLr1)

122 106 All gyms are about being seen while you work out

No, they are not. I don' have thousands of dollars of workout equipment in my one-bedroom apartment.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (jbF6h)

123 Well, this story is certainly a shock to my system.

A guy who worships at Moloch's altar in support of abortion up to and after birth also lies about his weight lifting prowess.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (BM2fS)

124 Oh, if only Stan Lee was still with us and decided to resurrect the show "Who Wants To Be A Superhero".

There's no doubt that Fredo would come away withthe top spot and the complete prize package.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (ch6++)

125 Nooo, not Cavaliere!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

126 Put an extra 100 pounds on one side of an office chair, it'll flip, won't it?

Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

127 Steve Inman's got another one. A love triangle gone wrong he says.

https://tinyurl.com/LoveTrngl


"He's gonna wake up to be 80..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (ZSK0i)

128
Fredo's a little bitch. Always been a little bitch. I can lift twice that on each nip.

Posted by: Andrew at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (jbllq)

129 In the US we don't call it the lifting community, we call it the elevator community.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (5bF1m)

130 Cuomo translation is village idiot.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (rH0cI)

131 >>>No, they are not. I don' have thousands of dollars of workout equipment in my one-bedroom apartment.



Correct. Plus my gym is a quarter mile away so I can walk there and hobble home when I strain by back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Defund Fat Chicks at September 18, 2020 06:48 PM (AFSld)

132 112 As dumb as he is this clown has fans who think he's straight news guy, how frigging dumb are they?
Posted by: JackStraw



It's a dumbness that is immeasurable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:48 PM (/oe9Q)

133 okay I took down the flaming skull, spoilsports.



goddam karens and their ackshually's

Posted by: x at September 18, 2020 06:48 PM (nFwvY)

134 I need to cancel my LA Fitness membership since I'm moving, and I really haven't used it since the lockdown started. I've been using dumbbells in the apartment complex fitness center, which I honestly enjoy more.

I am considering buying a sea bag from amazon and filling it with sand or pea gravel as something to work with while I'm traveling around for the next month.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (sTnpX)

135 Hey I had potato chips today too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (YynYJ)

136 One arm shoulder presses with 100 pounds is a lot of weight.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (lgiXo)

137 It is real, but fake news.

Cuomo is a homo.




Posted by: Czech Chick at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (haWye)

138 Just because a guy gets his nips pierced doesn't mean he knows what a peen tastes like.
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I'll bet Fredo's scrotum is pierced.

Now I've just nauseated myself.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (o6lAg)

139 How many milliKohns is that audience dumbness?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (E2dMO)

140 "The last Jim I was in moved to Miami" Oscar Milosh, Just Shoot Me.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:49 PM (5bF1m)

141 akkshuly,
Density of steel is about 8,000 kg/m3, and water is about 1,000
So the steel would feel 1/8 lighter under water. His own buoyancy might give some additional uplift in that position as well.


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM

Am I supposed to ignore the additional drag of lifting through water as opposed to air?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (77wF8)

142 I do not even care if he did start taking roids and some of his workouts are legit. This 100 lb dumbbell "rep" is bullshit.

Ha anyone want to bet that chair has wheels on it too? What office chair doesn't. with 100 pounds over your head on a wheeled chair you are basically playing Russian roulette.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (87gQ7)

143 Didn't Fredo get a ticket for laying down rubber in his gas guzzling GTO or something?

Because he cares about the environment.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (ZfRYq)

144 122 106 All gyms are about being seen while you work out

No, they are not. I don' have thousands of dollars of workout equipment in my one-bedroom apartment.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (jbF6h)

Yep. And most people can far more readily spend the $15 a month on a gym membership than sink cash on a couple of pieces of cardio equipment, barbells, a squat rack and a bench. Even used that isn't cheap.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

145 What is it with these Venice Beach wannabes. Always trying to show off. He needs to spend many hours in the gym, watching himself in the mirrors like the rest of us. And let's not forget the best part... oiling each other up. He is a faker. I know fakers.

Posted by: Arnold Chiselhead - Pump Me Up at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (Xj+Pj)

146 I bet all these gyms feel foolish spending money on all of this bench equipment when all they've got to do is go over to Office Depot and grab some swivel chairs from the clearance department.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (kUd+J)

147 >>I'll bet Fredo's scrotum is pierced.


Frenulum of the Blog, Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 06:50 PM (ftOdB)

148 think fredo's wife does him doggy or missionary

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:51 PM (vwLr1)

149 GOVERNOR Cuomo has a GTO!

But I think Fredo did get a ticket for showboating in his classic muscle car.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:51 PM (ZfRYq)

150 too bad he didn't drop the weight on his head.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2020 06:51 PM (W2Pud)

151 Gonna drop this in here, since it never gets old:

https://tinyurl.com/Do-You-Even-Lift-Bruh

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (BM2fS)

152 Yeah, that's real.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (HaL55)

153 Honestly, Cuomo seems like such a weakling, lifting a plastic hollow barbell might be a real accomplishment for him.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (vpnTD)

154 I don't drag my chubby little body to the gym to be seen.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (lgiXo)

155 Netflix star and Joe Biden Instagram influencer charged with production of child pornography

Yashar Ali
@yashar
Jerry Harris, the star of the Netflix show 'Cheer', has been arrested by federal authorities and charged with production of child pornography.

Per US Attorney's office in Chicago.


Yashar Ali
@yashar
Statement from Netflix:

"Like everyone, we are shocked by this news. Any abuse of minors is a terrible crime and we respect the legal process."

-
I don't know why these things keep happening to a fine company like Netfux.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (+y/Ru)

156 I learned a bit about balance in a weight room in high school. Me and a guy were doing bench presses and forgot to put the spring collars on because we were dummies. I finish and get ready to push the bar up and I hit the rest, tilted a bit and weights come off one side then boom I'm unbalanced and I'm rotating off the other side. Spotter just stared. Coach was about 15 feet away and a plate comes rolling towards him and falls by, "But not on!" his foot.

"Hey Banana! Do you know what a hemorrhoid is?" I truly did not. "No coach!", I said. "A hemorrhoid is a A PAIN IN THE ?$#@ING ASS! Do you want to be a pain in the ass Banana?", he rhetorically shouts at my face. "No Coach".

A ran around the field a lot that day.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (l6b3d)

157 All gyms are about being seen while you work out. I exercise at home, and my workout is only about me.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (77wF


I've said before, a high percentage of guys who obsess about weighlifting, talk about it all the time, are either 1. Gay or B. Molestation survivors.

Or 3C. Both.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (hku12)

158 Yo,

Do I look like the kind of guy that has to lift stuff in front of camera's to impress people? I mean, just look at these savage guns. Wait, let me take off my shirt and pump them up a bit first.

Posted by: Chris (not dumb, and definitely not gay) cuomo at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (LWu6U)

159 This guy has a weenie pic somewhere. I just know it.
Standing in front of a bathroom mirror with his cellphone. Thinking he's G*d's gift to women.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (O+I8R)

160 Gosh, these little bitch men sure take a lot of pictures of themselves.


Creepy
Really creepy.


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

161 148 think fredo's wife does him doggy or missionary
Posted by: not so



Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (/oe9Q)

162 Anyone know someone with a home office chair that doesn't have wheels on it or that doesn't at least swivel around? LOL at anyone believing you can rep out 100 pounds in a wheeled office chair or one that swivels and it not move.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 18, 2020 06:53 PM (bnY40)

163 akkshuly,
Density of steel is about 8,000 kg/m3, and water is about 1,000
So the steel would feel 1/8 lighter under water. His own buoyancy might give some additional uplift in that position as well.


This looks suspiciously like math.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:53 PM (ZfRYq)

164 who cares. give me the bats instead.
where are the confounded bats ?

Posted by: mayate lips at September 18, 2020 06:53 PM (Re9MM)

165 Fredo is so gamma.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at September 18, 2020 06:53 PM (O6/GO)

166 Oh gawd how lame is this guy?

His IQ probably matches his dumbbell.

Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 06:53 PM (A0f1v)

167 I guess the other thing is that when the gov and fredos wife roast him who is in front?

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:54 PM (vwLr1)

168 Andy had a vendetta against his Kennedy girl ex Kerry, the mother of his children. Kerry took too many sleeping pills and had an incident while driving. The local Westchester DA threw the book at the first offender, and tortured Kerry legally.

That DA, Janet DiFiore, was later appointed to be the Chief Justice of NYS,

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:54 PM (9TdxA)

169 Am I supposed to ignore the additional drag of lifting through water as opposed to air?
Posted by: Rusty Nail

yes

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2020 06:54 PM (LWu6U)

170 Look at all the mask wearers (I know "and here we go"). I was the only one not wearing a mask today at the grocery store. I had nice chat with the manager also. Amazing the institutional compliance and fear. People believing Cuomo is a super strong animal oozing T is not all that unbelievable.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2020 06:54 PM (pmcmT)

171 Welp, I was going to pop downstairs and start lifting heavy shit with one arm but you people convinced me it's too dangerous, so I'd better not.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (MVjcR)

172 that hundred pound dumbbell is as realistic as a bag of money with a dollar sign on it.

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (5bF1m)

173 Anyone know someone with a home office chair that doesn't have wheels on it or that doesn't at least swivel around? LOL at anyone believing you can rep out 100 pounds in a wheeled office chair or one that swivels and it not move.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at Septemb



would guess he took the cushion off the chair.

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (vwLr1)

174 The fucker is probably heightening too...its all fake, even the banana in his pocket.

Posted by: Anderson at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (nzKWW)

175 After that Chris Evans thing the other day, I predict Fredo will be the next guy that "accidentally" releases a bunch of dic pics. He just seems like the type.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (4thlk)

176 "Mass narcissism has infected half the world."

Yes, and it is expressed in so many grotesque ways. Tattoos, piercings, ear grommets, breast balloons, ass enlargements, duck-pout portraits, digital image filters, gender reassignment, anus bleaching. Check The Fappening to see the self-shot asshole closeups of your favorite actresses.

Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (qpX6U)

177 We should come up with a new GiF for stories like this - We need a Flaming Fredo!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (V2Yro)

178
Regarding the "don't skip school" ad in the sidebar -


Can we make a similar once for "don't vote Democrat"?

Make it so.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (EERbD)

179 Netflix star and Joe Biden Instagram influencer charged with production of child pornography

==

Is there anything more obnoxious and typifying of this day and age than being an "influencer?" I literally cringe every time I see it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (O+I8R)

180 Flaming skull?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (Zmnko)


Flaming asshole. Flaming lying asshole.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (Z4rgH)

181 What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics while surrounded by lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're from an 80s aerobics class, still completely in leotards. I'll show myself out...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

182 I dunno maybe he needs a stiffer wrist.

So he circle jerk his brother during their CNN Comedy COVID hour.

Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (h+AWO)

183 Fredo is using the Barack Obama Signature weight set, Light Weights for the light weight.

Posted by: One Post at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (YwPJG)

184 Any picture of Fredo is a picture of a dick.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (lgiXo)

185 What a fvcking fraud!!!

I hate these kinda lifters. Thankfully we don't have them in my gym.

Shithead's probably a Quarter Squatter too!

Posted by: browndog at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (BgMrQ)

186 "Chef" Sandra Lee did a show on the Food Network years ago, using Andrew's Kennedy kids as props in a nightmarish tea party with giant dolls.

She kissed one of the daughters on the lips and called her "my love."

The earth shook as dead Kennedys rolled in their graves.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (o6lAg)

187 Gyms I hung out in were a mixed bag of people. Lifters, resistance machiners, stair master types, treadmillers. Ages ran the gamut. Birds of a feather flocked together though.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)

188 You just know Fredo owns a shake weight.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (gmo/4)

189 That's his GAINZZZZ Ace. Don't make fun of him, Fredo was lifting air before.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at September 18, 2020 06:58 PM (o+znz)

190 I taught group exercise for 25 years, all sorts of certfications, etc. Plus have done my share of lifting. I concur with other commenters - the angle at which Cumo is holding is not possible. If he really was lifting that weight he would have ripped out a lot of muscles. Fake weights. Stupid picture. I dislike this guy intensely but he has a nicely trained body. He really doesn't need to put crap like that out there. Just shows his vanity. But in my experience lifters are like that.

Posted by: satrose at September 18, 2020 06:58 PM (nycWw)

191 188
You just know Fredo owns a shake weight.



Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (gmo/4)

and a Thigh Master.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2020 06:58 PM (pmcmT)

192 I have an FB friend in DC who posted about 20 minutes ago, Bill Barr (yes, *the* Bill Barr is actually standing behind her at the bar she's in.

Says he's being inundated with questions and autograph requests.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

193 Flaming asshole.

--

This I do not wish to see.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (O+I8R)

194 Gyms I hung out in were a mixed bag of people. Lifters, resistance machiners, stair master types, treadmillers. Ages ran the gamut. Birds of a feather flocked together though.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)

True of my gym as well.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (lgiXo)

195 Andy wound up hating the Kennedy family because they thought he was a gavone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (9TdxA)

196 I'm strong, not like people say.

I'm strong and I want respect!

Posted by: Fredo at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (FgJKq)

197 176 "Mass narcissism has infected half the world."

Yes, and it is expressed in so many grotesque ways. Tattoos, piercings, ear grommets, breast balloons, ass enlargements, duck-pout portraits, digital image filters, gender reassignment, anus bleaching. Check The Fappening to see the self-shot asshole closeups of your favorite actresses.

Sodom and Gomorrah.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (qpX6U)


You forgot the Brolin taint tanning mania.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (bCLt0)

198 No that is a lot of weight for that exercise, that is a lot of weight
for anyone to do a one hand rep with. If you can do that you are gonna
be flat benching over 400 and probably squatting 500.


Fredo doesn't have that much muscle mass. Yeah, he works out but a hunnert-pound barbell lift over your haid is in serious Big Boy territory.

And he ain't there except in his mind.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (HaL55)

199 I'm strong and I want respect!
Posted by: Fredo at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (FgJKq)


"BLAM" - Al Neri's gun

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (5bF1m)

201
After that Chris Evans thing the other day, I predict Fredo will be the next guy that "accidentally" releases a bunch of dic pics. He just seems like the type.

-------

Unless they're fake like this weightlifting thing, I doubt it. Between the coke and the 'roids it probably looks like a button on a mink coat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (jbllq)

202 Every time Cuomo is triggered when he's exposed as being ignorant or duplicitous or both he rolls out this tough guy routine.

He might as well be prancing around in a rented Superman costume.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (a4MA3)

203 192...ask her to tell him to quit being a pussy and do his job.

Posted by: HB at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (nzKWW)

204 Regarding the "don't skip school" ad in the sidebar -


Can we make a similar once for "don't vote Democrat"?

Make it so.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2020 06:55 PM (EERbD)


That was me in my senior year in high school except without the girls and better surf and none of the other stuff.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (AiZBA)

205 Speaking of Soddom and Gomorrah, what do you suppose they were doing that is worse than what is going on here that they were wiped off the map and Hollywood, etc. are still here?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (bSavl)

206 Wouldn't you expect his tricep to be more cut?

Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

207 HB, will do!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Maybe people should start calling him "Frodo" Cuomo, instead of Fredo.

That'll probably leave a more hurtful mark on such a gigantic puss.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (BM2fS)

209
My best overhead press, sitting on a bench, is 110 pounds, using BOTH arms. Anything above 90 pounds is an incredible strain, and your core has to be rigid to do it.
We already knew Fredo is a self-absorbed asswipe, so this is just another fly buzzing around the turd.

Posted by: stumck at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (WFMLs)

210 If that was really 100 lbs, he would be holding it straight with the ends front to back. Not looking like he's twirling it around.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 18, 2020 07:02 PM (I849g)

211 If Roid Boy here has that kind of shitty form when he actually lifts, he's not doing himself any favors.

As Ace pointed out, you can easily dislocate your shoulder if you were really doing that stupid shit. And being 50 and having an injury like that is no cakewalk.

I'm six years older than Chris Cuomo and I've torn my rotator cuff twice, both times were over 20 years ago, and on the average rainy day my left shoulder still lets me know that shit.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 18, 2020 07:02 PM (kUd+J)

212 His tricep isn't flexing.

This is total BS.

Posted by: Dansgirls at September 18, 2020 07:02 PM (V25ON)

213 Wheels down!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 07:02 PM (+YYKs)

214 208 Maybe people should start calling him "Frodo" Cuomo, instead of Fredo.

That'll probably leave a more hurtful mark on such a gigantic puss.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 07:01 PM (BM2fS)

He's more a Blockhead Bracegirdle, IMO.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 07:02 PM (bCLt0)

215 Why does this douche bag insist on being a douche bag?

He needs to go away. Far away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2020 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

216 What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics while surrounded by lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're from an 80s aerobics class, still completely in leotards. I'll show myself out...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Eric Prydz Call on me... youtube it

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2020 07:03 PM (/6GbT)

217 A dude in MI, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:03 PM (L2ZTs)

218 186 "Chef" Sandra Lee did a show on the Food Network years ago, using Andrew's Kennedy kids as props in a nightmarish tea party with giant dolls.

She kissed one of the daughters on the lips and called her "my love."

The earth shook as dead Kennedys rolled in their graves.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (o6lAg)
---
Are you sure you saw this?

Were you shrooming?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

219
Eric Prydz Call on me... youtube it

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yeah that's a good video

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (jbllq)

220 Why does this douche bag insist on being a douche bag?



he is not so much douche bag as cum dumpster

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (vwLr1)

221 Somebody should p'shop that Prancersize woman on his computer screen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (O+I8R)

222 Yeah, that looks fake. The weight is further back than where you'd actually have it - from that position, the weight would pronate (or is it supinate) your wrist more, and yeah, you'd be hard pressed to stay balanced. Especially in something like an office chair.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (icI8A)

223 216 What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics while surrounded by lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're from an 80s aerobics class, still completely in leotards. I'll show myself out...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)


Not your local YMCA then???

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

224 What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics
while surrounded by lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're
from an 80s aerobics class, still completely in leotards. I'll show
myself out...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

What you will get is water aerobics surrounded by lots of spherically-shaped, super-aged, ladies dressed in bursting point black one pieces cut for containment and concealment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (DLzZd)

225 Hell maybe it is one of those weights people use for water aerobics and Guido does not know any better.

Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (YlShz)

226 What a load of bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2020 07:05 PM (7CZws)

227 you notice judge judy and al pacino are twins

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 07:05 PM (vwLr1)

228 Speaking of Sodom and Gomorrah, what do you suppose they were doing that is worse than what is going on here that they were wiped off the map and Hollywood, etc. are still here?

Posted by: Just Lily



I doubt that the shenanigans in Sodom and Gomorrah were any worse than what goes on in Hollywood and in our elite enclaves.

Perhaps G-D is just preserving His Tsar Bomba stockpile for the time being, while He gives little course correction pushes to SMOD as it heads for the weakest point of the Yellowstone Caldera.

We can hope, anyway.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 07:05 PM (BM2fS)

229 What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics
while surrounded by lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're
from an 80s aerobics class, still completely in leotards. I'll show
myself out...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm happy with a gym with fit womens in yoga pants.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 07:05 PM (lgiXo)

230 Are you sure you saw this?

Were you shrooming?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

It was real and it was cringe. I really really miss Television Without Pity. The Sandra Lee blog was comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 07:06 PM (o6lAg)

231 I started going to Orange Theory Fitness. Really like it. They know their stuff, and it is a great workout both cardio and weights. I am a cardio junkie, so motivation to lift weights is an issue. I am approaching the big 6-0, so weight training is necessary. OTF fits for me .

Posted by: Satrose at September 18, 2020 07:06 PM (nycWw)

232 Air Force One landing in Bemidji now. Trump should be speaking in a few minutes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2020 07:06 PM (sWM8x)

233 Obviously fake.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (q177U)

234 I'm having my last workout with a trainer tomorrow.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (lgiXo)

235 Yeah, that looks fake. The weight is further back than where you'd
actually have it - from that position, the weight would pronate (or is
it supinate) your wrist more, and yeah, you'd be hard pressed to stay
balanced. Especially in something like an office chair.


The Laws of Physics: How do they work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)

236 'Worse Than Hillary': Michael Moore Says Biden Ground Game Failing In Swing State Michigan

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Low blow, dude. Definitely below the belt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (+y/Ru)

237 Flaming bicep!

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (y7DUB)

238 black one pieces cut for containment and concealment.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2020 07:04 PM (DLzZd)

I may or may not own one of these.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (/I1RL)

239 I've honestly never seen a guy in a gym do that much weight on that exercise for one arm on a single barbell. It's definitely bullshit.

Posted by: Blago at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (gkdnV)

240 tubal, they won't stop singing the song!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

241 I was just lifting colloquially.

Posted by: Fredo at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (L47aO)

242 What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics while surrounded by
lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're from an 80s aerobics
class, still completely in leotards.


To be clear, who's wearing the leotard, you or the ladies? Cause if it's the former, no thanks. If the latter, I'm on board.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (v16oJ)

243 Meet me in the fake octagon!!!!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (uEbPt)

244 Thanks for the GAINZ thread, Ace!
LOL

Posted by: Heirloominati, kegel meister at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (CtJ/Z)

245 If he is really lifting it, why only a still photo? Why not publish video of his amazing greatness?Uh, because it's fake!

Posted by: Esteban at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (/Rayg)

246 RSBN link to peaceful protest rally in Minnesota-

https://tinyurl.com/y3yljuak

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (+YYKs)

247 When your weights are filled with air
And easily lifted from an office chair
That's a fredo

Posted by: RJD at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (ucNdt)

248 Breaking:

Fredo Cuomo to be this month's cover model of "Nah, Brah" magazine

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

249 Just turned on Cspan to watch Trump. His Campaign is really genius in using AF1 as back drop to all of his rallies. It's just cool.

Posted by: DailyDish at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (cRbt7)

250 231 I started going to Orange Theory Fitness.

==

OrangeMan Fitness?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (nUhF0)

251 Count de Monet, sounds like working out in a boba shake.

Bro Northernlurker, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)

252 White man's ass can be a challenge ass you enter your 60s.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 07:08 PM (lgiXo)

253 Maybe next time he'll pay Jussie Smolliet's friends to attack him.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (0V/8D)

254 pep: the latter :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

255 Credo is a sad weak little man.


Fuck him with Biden's floppy dick.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (0OmEj)

256 "205 Speaking of Soddom and Gomorrah, what do you suppose they were doing that is worse than what is going on here that they were wiped off the map and Hollywood, etc. are still here?"

IIRC, the last straw was when the Sodomites in the street were peacefully protesting outside Lot's house, yelling at him to send out his guests to be reamed.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (qpX6U)

257 224
What I want is a gym where I can do water aerobics

while surrounded by lots of attractive women, all dressed like they're

from an 80s aerobics class, still completely in leotards. I'll show

myself out...



Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

What
you will get is water aerobics surrounded by lots of
spherically-shaped, super-aged, ladies dressed in bursting point black
one pieces cut for containment and concealment.


Posted by: Count de Monet


He specified "attractive". We aren't talking the ladies of The View here. That would be horrifying.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (v16oJ)

258 "Hey Banana! Do you know what a hemorrhoid is?" I truly did not. "No coach!", I said. "A hemorrhoid is a A PAIN IN THE ?$#@ING ASS! Do you want to be a pain in the ass Banana?", he rhetorically shouts at my face. "No Coach".

A ran around the field a lot that day.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2020 06:52 PM (l6b3d)

ROFL! Coaches like that are great - none of the current crop of soyboys have ever had that experience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (V2Yro)

259 And yeah, he doesn't seem to be breathing heavy at all, he's got no redness, I don't see the vascularity in his arms - your veins bulge when you lift. If he can effortlessly do this, he should be able to military press, I dunno, 240 or so on a bar and push press even more than that, which is...unlikely.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (icI8A)

260 Speaking of Sodom and Gomorrah. The movie " Pretty Baby" got by with some pretty heavy pedophilia. Then we have this " Cuties" thing. They will push the envelope as far as they can, and I don't see much serious resistance.

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (bCLt0)

261


Barry O: You call that weight lifting? I'll show you weight lifting. (grabs 2 lb weight) I'll....mmmm...show....mmm.... you....how....to....owwww!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (TyAHF)

262
What you will get is water aerobics surrounded by lots of spherically-shaped, super-aged, ladies dressed in bursting point black one pieces cut for containment and concealment.
Posted by: Count de Monet at Septemb



was a fatmungous chick in the pool this morning, was surprised how she was swimming back and forth without having to turn her head to get air, then I noticed the water spouts

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (vwLr1)

263 He's got one thing going for him.

He doesn't bite his lower lip when he's doing curls like Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (o6lAg)

264 I want someone to take my body to a gym, give it a thorough workout, and then drop off here at home afterwards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (GBHAb)

265 >>>247 When your weights are filled with air
And easily lifted from an office chair
That's a fredo

haha

when you don't show shoulder pain
lifting behind your coronal plane
that's a fredo

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

266 I particularly enjoy watching fit young women doing dead lifts.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)

267 245
If he is really lifting it, why only a still photo? Why not publish video of his amazing greatness?Uh, because it's fake!


Because if he let's go of the "dumbbell" it'll float away.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (v16oJ)

268 IIRC, the last straw was when the Sodomites in the street were peacefully protesting outside Lot's house, yelling at him to send out his guests to be reamed.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (qpX6U)

In that story, Lot and his family are lot like Randy Quaid's family in Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (V2Yro)

269 Ace: "That's supposedly a 100 pound dumbbell Fredo is one-arm pressing there."

Maybe those are pounds Canadian.

In US measure, that's about the weight of a large ham.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (HhXSr)

270 "I've honestly never seen a guy in a gym do that much weight on that exercise for one arm on a single barbell. It's definitely bullshit."

Me too. At least nobody his age.

Posted by: Dansgirls at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (V25ON)

271 I have an FB friend in DC who posted about 20 minutes ago, Bill Barr (yes, *the* Bill Barr is actually standing behind her at the bar she's in.

Says he's being inundated with questions and autograph requests.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)


Id be excited to buy him a drink.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

272 Fredos right tit is outlined rather hotly by that monitor.... Grrrrowwwllll!!!!!!

Posted by: Glansderson Pooper at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (rf8LA)

273 240 tubal, they won't stop singing the song!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah, that's definitely a BUG, steve!

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 07:11 PM (bCLt0)

274 Remember though all CNN polls are real.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (Y6JdE)

275 I may or may not own one of these.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2020 07:07 PM (/I1RL)

But you are attractive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (DLzZd)

276 I moved 800lbs of feed a week, every week.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (7CZws)

277 Didn't some idiot child talk about Obama's glistening pecks?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

278 Andy had a vendetta against his Kennedy girl ex Kerry, the mother of his children. Kerry took too many sleeping pills and had an incident while driving. The local Westchester DA threw the book at the first offender, and tortured Kerry legally.

Kennedys and drug problems; what are the chances?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (y7DUB)

279 In "The Parking Garage," Michael Richards insisted to carry a real air conditioner because he wanted the physical comedy to look real. It's incredibly hard to look convincingly like you're struggling with a weight if that weight is actually inconsequential.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (icI8A)

280 I started going to Orange Theory Fitness.

==

OrangeMan Fitness?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius

-
I'm on the Orange Man Diet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (+y/Ru)

281 1
Flaming skull?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (Zmnko)

Flaming dumbbell??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (ufFY8)

282 What were Sodom and Gomorrah doing that was worse than today? Well given I just saw a commercial for some drug that is a pre-treatment for HIV that is not "tested on people assigned female at birth", and featured both gay males and a trans - the answer is nothing. Don't Look Back ain't just a Boston song.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (nFRLh)

283 "It's impossible to lift a lot of weight with ONE ARM while appearing to just be completely straight and completely relaxed on the non-lifting side of the body. The half of your body which doesn't have the weight in its hand is working nearly as hard as the one with the weight."



I believe physicists refer to this as The Lee Majors Paradox (AKA in the Journals as the $6M Man Conundrum):

How is it that Lee Majors' bionic legs don't just tear themselves off of his body whilst he is running? Likewise, his bionic arm can perform Herculean feats of strength while somehow not destroying his upper torso.

Don't even get me started on Superman trying to impregnate Lois Lane . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)

284 I'm not a lifter, but I'll take Fredo on in a rowing race. Best exercise there is.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:13 PM (v16oJ)

285 So, Acosta will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be ottered.

Posted by: Fredo at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (EgshT)

286 276 I moved 800lbs of feed a week, every week.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (7CZws)

Yeah, but were you wearing your gym outfit??? It does not count witthout the GYM OUTFIT!

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

287 I moved 800lbs of feed a week, every week.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (7CZws)


I moved 16 tons one day..... look where that got me.

Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (rf8LA)

288 isn't it sagittal plane, though?

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

289

My triceps are fairly strong. Not the best, but fair. I can do a 40 pound extension 2-3 times, maybe 4 if I've been working out. Chris Cuomo is not any larger than me If anything, he's a bit smaller in the arms, by the look of the pic.

If I was doing 100# extensions (which is the exercise he appears to be doing) my triceps would be BULGING. he has some pencil shit going on there.

pathetic.

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (SFOr6)

290 IIRC, the last straw was when the Sodomites in the street were peacefully protesting outside Lot's house, yelling at him to send out his guests to be reamed.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 18, 2020 07:09 PM (qpX6U)

In other words. Thursday nights in Portland.

So yeah.

*Expects SMOD any day now*

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (bSavl)

291 If Ana Navarro turned into a pillar of salt she could satisfy the entire US cow happy for a decade.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 07:14 PM (lgiXo)

292 284
I'm not a lifter, but I'll take Fredo on in a rowing race. Best exercise there is.


Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:13 PM (v16oJ)

He is probably a better coxswain, he has the mouth for it.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 18, 2020 07:15 PM (ufFY8)

293 Drumpf forced him to make an ass out of himself. At least the barbells don't say ACME on them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2020 07:15 PM (8B6Ng)

294 Flaming dumbbell??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (ufFY8

Yeh, I see that. But what is that thing he's holding up?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2020 07:15 PM (Vxu+H)

295 so i looked it up, it IS sagittal plane, but there's a coronal axis which is perpendicular to the sagittal plane. I don't even understand what that's supposed to be.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

296 Oh, my. It appears my very first comment on this here blog fell upon deaf ears so to speak at the end of the last entry. So I'll just put it here in this one. I'm glad Matt Stanford received my email on how to be a proactive groveling pussy rather than a reactive groveling pussy like me.

Posted by: Drew Brees at September 18, 2020 07:16 PM (fyr/6)

297 Trump up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2020 07:16 PM (sWM8x)

298 Wait, y'all actually do weight lifting science?!

Posted by: Dumbasd Fredo at September 18, 2020 07:16 PM (0jR9T)

299 Trump up!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 07:16 PM (+YYKs)

300 On some planets, rocks weigh the same as Styrofoam.

Posted by: Captain Kquirk at September 18, 2020 07:16 PM (6UO1W)

301 I moved 16 tons one day..... look where that got me.
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo

missed it by that much

Posted by: x at September 18, 2020 07:16 PM (nFwvY)

302 If I was doing 100# extensions (which is the exercise he appears to be doing) my triceps would be BULGING. he has some pencil shit going on there.

Exactly. You would see three distinct heads of the triceps complex bulging out.

This is a joke. He is trolling everyone.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 18, 2020 07:17 PM (C+evo)

303 Sagittal plane is defined as splitting the left and right sides of the body. Coronal plane is the side center line that separates front and back.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 18, 2020 07:17 PM (kUd+J)

304 The earth shook as dead Kennedys rolled in their graves.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (o6lAg)
---
Are you sure you saw this?

Were you shrooming?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta




He was listening to Chickenshit Conformist off of Bedtime for Democracy.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

305 He's strong! Not weak, like everybody says! He's strong, and he wants respect!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2020 07:17 PM (rBtIz)

306 I have moved way too many heavy weights in my young life working, and Fredo is faking it all the way. And by weight I mean getting a 55 gallon drum half full of water and half of garbage over to a packer (garbage truck) and lifting it high enough to empty it. You use your entire body to lift that, you don't swan around with it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boxed Whines for Your Tailgate at The Outrage Outlet! at September 18, 2020 07:17 PM (cZjDV)

307 >>>303 Sagittal plane is defined as splitting the left and right sides of the body. Coronal plane is the side center line that separates front and back.


oh okay! I read the illustration wrong!

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

308 301
I moved 16 tons one day..... look where that got me.

Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo


I'm guessing another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (v16oJ)

309 probably already suggested, but I'd like to see some real lifter try to recreate that exact pose, with a real 100 pounds up behind his head, while typing on a keyboard. I can only compare a bag of soybeans ... maybe 60 pounds, wouldn't want that much weight over my head and behind me, even if one arm was strong enough, would have to keep it straight up. I don't see Fredo really straining at all, arm looks more flabby than muscular.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (Cus5s)

310 I wish Tucker lurked here.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (o6lAg)

311 PDT landed in Bimidji MN. Heidi is Schadenfreudeing her ass off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (pmcmT)

312 Not seeing any nood thread.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

313 The Orange Man now coming on the stage in the Land of The Sky Blue Waters....

Bemidji

On RBSN. Livestream

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (xXx5y)

314 You use your entire body to lift that, you don't swan around with it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH


Dammit! Swan about!

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (v16oJ)

315 195-
Imagine, the Kennedys looking down on you- THE KENNEDYS!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 18, 2020 07:19 PM (AD3JT)

316 Don't even get me started on Superman trying to impregnate Lois Lane . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)

Was she hot?

Posted by: Dumbasd Fredo at September 18, 2020 07:19 PM (0jR9T)

317 CSPAN also

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:19 PM (ufFY8)

318
He is probably a better coxswain, he has the mouth for it.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
--------
Here come the seamen jokes....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2020 07:19 PM (L47aO)

319 Flaming dumbbell??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:12 PM (ufFY8

Yeh, I see that. But what is that thing he's holding up?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2020 07:15 PM

Threadwinner right there!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

320 I want someone to take my body to a gym, give it a thorough workout, and then drop off here at home afterwards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (GBHAb)


The person who invents this trick will be an instant billionaire.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2020 07:19 PM (Z4rgH)

321 I tried lifting 30,000 pounds .... of bananas once.


BANANAS.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2020 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

322 was a fatmungous chick in the pool this morning, was
surprised how she was swimming back and forth without having to turn
her head to get air, then I noticed the water spouts

Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 07:10 PM (vwLr1)


did she make any soundings?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2020 07:20 PM (DLzZd)

323 Never go full Kennedy.

Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 07:21 PM (G3IbB)

324 All I'm saying is, there are easier and less ludicrous ways to impress the nation's most gullible twinks. Claim blue chalk dust is meth. Promise them Prince tickets despite him being dead. Etc.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2020 07:21 PM (A/HW8)

325 Phone needs recharging, and it's actually getting chilly in coastal GA tonight. Highs this week in the 70s.

Gonna leave the screened porch and the hummingbirds taunting our little kitten and chill for the evening.

Happy pre-Saturday, all.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 18, 2020 07:22 PM (o6lAg)

326 Nic correction factor applied.

Posted by: tbodie at September 18, 2020 07:22 PM (0jR9T)

327 did she make any soundings?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2020 07:20 PM (DLzZd)


When she pulled herself out of the pool, a local sheriff tried to shove dynamite up her ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 18, 2020 07:22 PM (sTnpX)

328 I was curious how much weight thst was. I recall he wasn't doing presses he was doing extensions, much more difficult and less possible with 100 lbs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2020 07:23 PM (EZebt)

329 Hey! This is for me! Virtual exercise!

https://bit.ly/2RCHsHt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2020 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

330 Not seeing any nood thread.
Posted by: qdpsteve


I think they mean Trump's giving a speech.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2020 07:23 PM (D2I2k)

331 Never go full Kennedy.
Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 07:21 PM

Er, ah, I was told on this blog I didn't need any pahnts!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 18, 2020 07:23 PM (rBtIz)

332 So should we be worried about Poland a Belarus? Belarus moves some Tanks and APC carriers to the border of Poland.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2020 07:23 PM (dKiJG)

333 NT Slimes - Women in Suburbia Don't Seem Too Worried About Its Destruction

Their communities feel safe to them, and they're not too concerned about
poorer neighbors moving in, according to polls in some key battleground
states by The New York Times and Siena College.




The same idiots who won't call the cops for fear of being considered racist I'll bet.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 07:24 PM (TyAHF)

334 No bananas, in Scranton, PeeYaaaa.

Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2020 07:24 PM (RuIsu)

335 Klopstockian olympics, w. c. fields attempted to lift a weight he was standing over, couldnt, said "must be pulling against a wind". Put a fart joke over on the censors?

Posted by: you know who else was windy? at September 18, 2020 07:24 PM (j8kyS)

336 Heart Of Darkness @ 282- Lot's wife didn't just look back, she looked back with longing. So yeah, I see what you mean about the commercial. By the way, whenever that commercial starts I change channels.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2020 07:24 PM (XhWtx)

337 Donny Two Scoops is giving the crowd the doomsday scenario talk if Bidet gets elected.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:24 PM (ufFY8)

338 329
Hey! This is for me! Virtual exercise!


It's really sad to see the shape most American youth are in. They're much to young to have guts and moobs.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2020 07:25 PM (v16oJ)

339 I can do one-pound curls all day long. Well, maybe more than a pound. The mugs weigh something, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2020 07:25 PM (VDu5l)

340 PDT: This is a protest. It is a protest against stupidity. And speaking of stupidity, Sleepy Joe......

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:25 PM (ufFY8)

341 Holy shit Trump is kicking the DNC straight in the Omar.

Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 07:26 PM (G3IbB)

342 PDT: Opening the floodgates to radical Islamic terrorists.
.... Just today we deported dozens of Somalias convicted of.....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:26 PM (ufFY8)

343 My biggest muscle is my brain. I can lift the worst ideas with no hands and no help... at all.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at September 18, 2020 07:26 PM (HhXSr)

344
Their communities feel safe to them, and they're not too concerned about
poorer neighbors moving in

Posted by: TheQuietMan

========

Don't you know? "Poorer neighbors" are like Jennifer Lopez in "Maid in Manhattan." They're nice ladies who haven't married Ralph Fiennes yet and meanwhile they might be able to clean your closet for $15.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (G51Gf)

345 PDT: They are radical leftist Democrats, and they are very dangerous.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (ufFY8)

346
The 2020 Michigan MoMe is tomorrow at Noon(-ish) in New Hudson, Michigan.

Click my nick for the sign-up link; there's also an e-mail link in the sidebar on the front page.

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (ssAXQ)

347 Holy shit Trump is kicking the DNC straight in the Omar.
Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 07:26 PM

We can't spare this man. He fights.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)

348 Micheal Moore is sounding the alarm in MI saying Bidens' ground game there is actually worse than Hillarys.

This makes me happy.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (qKfc+)

349 BREAKING NEWS: Gov Whitmer has banned the Michigan MoMee!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

350 I don't lift. I haven't for many years. One thing I also noticed, when comparing others performing this lift, is that their muscles actually flex and move - their chest, arms, neck, shoulder - they all tense up. Cuomo, not so much.

Posted by: Chief White Bear at September 18, 2020 07:27 PM (dMcqy)

351 PDT: Who's the dumbest Senator? Oh Joe Biden....

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2020 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

352 When white man lift fake weights he makum look weak.

Posted by: Chief Liz Warren at September 18, 2020 07:28 PM (QE8X6)

353
Remember when Obama was doing flys what looked like 10 pound dumbbells.
Those were the hardcore times.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 18, 2020 07:28 PM (t6XCL)

354
Not seeing any nood thread.
Posted by: qdpsteve

========

You are yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater, you know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2020 07:28 PM (G51Gf)

355 Bidens' ground game there is actually worse than Hillarys.

Probably explains the fraud they plan on doing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2020 07:28 PM (WkPC9)

356 Blonde, I honestly thought there was a new thread. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

357 If you haven't put a sock in your jeans

you aint lived

Posted by: REDACTED at September 18, 2020 07:29 PM (O+AcM)

358 >>>15 Being able to lift 100 lbs with one arm doesn't seem like a huge deal
Being able to do it with his write not flat, and all the rest you mentioned? That I do NOT believe


Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor

it's a lot of weight.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

Im an older dude, with cats. carrying a 30 pound of sand in one arm by the handle without lifting it to even waist height is not simple, and the balance difference is notable. It is almost as easy to carry 2 one in each hand.

Doing that above the head, with three times the weight, imbalanced - no way.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2020 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

359 Thinking of getting another steak tonight.
Had a filet a few nights ago. Was absolutely delicious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

360 After seeing the blowback Fredo is gettin' I'm so glad I don't lift.

Whew.... just typing that wore me out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2020 07:29 PM (3H9h1)

361 Nood

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2020 07:30 PM (Vxu+H)

362 Yeh, I see that. But what is that thing he's holding up?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2020 07:15 PM C

Love it. Sidebar worthy.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 07:30 PM (uEbPt)

363 CSPAN also

-
I saw that Katie Hill was scheduled to present something on CSPN so I guess they're moving to compete with PornHub.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2020 07:31 PM (+y/Ru)

364 Heh. PDT is on fire at this rally.

That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)

365 You know, not only is he lifting fake weights, he actually went out and bought fake weights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2020 07:31 PM (VDu5l)

366 Fredo makes Andrew Gillium look like Charleton Heston.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 06:43 PM

Fredo makes Richard Simmons look like Jack Palance.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 18, 2020 07:33 PM (j3jZX)

367 Is RBG dead?!!

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 18, 2020 07:33 PM (Aq6k4)

368 At least this shows Cumo hasn't been stealing *my* rabies!

Posted by: Thad Castle at September 18, 2020 07:34 PM (usCq7)

369 She has, RBG est Mort. She's gone to the choir invisible.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 18, 2020 07:34 PM (Aq6k4)

370 HOLY SHIT OLLLLLLL~!L!L!L

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2020 07:34 PM (D2I2k)

371 See, Ace this is what you use the Flaming Skull for.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2020 07:35 PM (D2I2k)

372 The weekend at Bernie's plan has failed.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 18, 2020 07:35 PM (Aq6k4)

373 Bongino has been snickering about Triceps for a while. Handt seen the photo until now.

BRAINZZZZ!

Posted by: Mongerel at September 18, 2020 07:35 PM (3Sade)

374 Is RBG dead?!!

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 18, 2020 07:33 PM (Aq6k4)


Yes! Just heard it on Fox.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2020 07:37 PM (Z4rgH)

375 RGB died

Posted by: Menack at September 18, 2020 07:38 PM (buTO7)

376 Baruch dayan ha emet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2020 07:39 PM (EZebt)

377 Dont even ask what Fredo is doing with his right hand, which is actually the point of the staged picture.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2020 07:39 PM (/Dgcm)

378 RBG has passed

Posted by: kactus at September 18, 2020 07:39 PM (2dB4u)

379 (In a hushed announcer voice). Watch now as we have switch the fredos 100 pound fake foam dumbbell with a real 100 dumbbell. Oooo, thats gonna hurt and require surgery.

Posted by: morigu at September 18, 2020 07:40 PM (Eu98u)

380 Begin season one of the funeral coverage.

Posted by: Menack at September 18, 2020 07:41 PM (buTO7)

381 Is RBG dead?!!

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 18, 2020 07:33 PM (Aq6k4)

Yes! Just heard it on Fox.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2020 07:37 PM (Z4rgH)


Technically, she has just thawed after being on ice for three years.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2020 07:42 PM (/Dgcm)

382 Begin season one of the funeral coverage.

Posted by: Menack at September 18, 2020 07:41 PM (buTO7)

Tea all over the keyboard. Good one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2020 07:43 PM (DLzZd)

383 Breaking! RBG is DOA.


Posted by: Toad-O at September 18, 2020 07:45 PM (cct0t)

384 You can tell its fake because there is literally no strain in his arm, even if he was Ronny Coleman you'd see veins popping and muscles bulging, here you see someone lifting about 4 ounces of hollow plastic.

Fredo is the prime example of someone pumped with so much HGH.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 18, 2020 08:21 PM (4ZLKG)

385 Also that office chair company should start sponsoring him, because even great chairs can't really accommodate such a weight imbalance, but he's able to have one side be 100lbs heavier, while exerting a large force on that side, with it not even tilting, shit my old office chair would fall over if i leaned to one direction to bean my coffee. Does his chair have a gyroscope hooked to it?

Posted by: Rbastid at September 18, 2020 08:44 PM (4ZLKG)

386 >>>That's supposedly a 100 pound dumbbell Fredo is one-arm pressing there.

What's the source of it being 100 lbs., do we know?

Posted by: m at September 19, 2020 01:52 AM (qdo54)

387 Found a clip; it's a prop that Cuomo has joked about before, that Tucker has shown before:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6elehxw

Found that here:

"That's a fake dumbbell with Cuomo's name on the end.
It's at the 1min 45 sec point of this video.
Fake video from Fake news CNN from a fake anchor."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy4wex7e

Posted by: m at September 19, 2020 02:09 AM (qdo54)

388 Not a single muscle is visible. He's holding a Pez dispenser.

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at September 19, 2020 03:34 AM (Mce6+)

389
He measures in Fredo Kilograms they convert to Single OUNCES. Heave Ho a Pirated DUMBbell we 'Arrr

Posted by: Saf at September 19, 2020 08:12 AM (5IHGB)

390 100 lbs?
I put weight into perspective by knowing that a bag of ready mix concrete weighs 80 lbs.
I'm 6-3, 220 lbs and in pretty good shape.
There is no way I could handle the weight of one of those bags with one arm over my head as easily as Fredo is doing it.
Not even half a bag.
What he is doing is a complete fake.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at September 19, 2020 08:13 AM (2Ia/C)

391 I'm going to fall down on the side of nah brah, he really is that much of a musclehead. You have no idea how much potential the human body has until you've used it. So much leverage, that you can distribute any way you want.

Nothing wrong with making him prove it, tbough. Because he totally seems like the lying type.

Posted by: SciVo at September 21, 2020 03:24 AM (YtbwI)

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