Princeton University Declared That It Was Thoroughly "Embedded" With Racism and White Supremacism.
So the DOJ Has Taken Them At Their Word and Opened a Civil Rights Investigation.

Well, you did openly declare yourself to be an organization entirely given over to white supremacy, so...

The Department of Education has informed Princeton University that it is under investigation following the school president's declaration that racism was "embedded" in the institution.

President Christopher L. Eisgruber published an open letter earlier this month claiming that "[r]acism and the damage it does to people of color persist at Princeton" and that "racist assumptions" are "embedded in structures of the University itself."

According to a letter the Department of Education sent to Princeton that was obtained by the Washington Examiner, such an admission from Eisgruber raises concerns that Princeton has been receiving tens of millions of dollars of federal funds in violation of Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which declares that "no person in the United States shall, on the ground of race, color, or national origin, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance."

Universities must certify that they are equal-opportunity institutions to qualify for federal loan assistance.

Princeton made those assurances last in 2013.

But Princeton is now admitting that it is a racist institution, despite previously certifying that it wasn't.

That's perpetrating a fraud on the US government.

"Based on its admitted racism, the U.S. Department of Education (“Department”) is concerned Princeton’s nondiscrimination and equal opportunity assurances in its Program Participation Agreements from at least 2013 to the present may have been false," the letter reads. "The Department is further concerned Princeton perhaps knew, or should have known, these assurances were false at the time they were made. Finally, the Department is further concerned Princeton's many nondiscrimination and equal opportunity claims to students, parents, and consumers in the market for education certificates may have been false, misleading, and actionable substantial misrepresentations in violation of 20 U.S.C. § 1094(c)(3)(B) and 34 CFR 668.71(c). Therefore, the Department’s Office of Postsecondary Education, in consultation with the Department's Office of the General Counsel, is opening this investigation."

I mean: Did you mean it or not?

You should welcome this very expensive and embarrassing and intrusive investigation, Princeton. You've admitted you are incapable of yourselves rooting out all this racism and white supremacy.

So Uncle Government is here to help!!!!


(This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.)

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 02:30 PM (Bk0np)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 17, 2020 02:31 PM (w6ggQ)

3 Didn't noted racist Woodrow Wilson serve as president of Princeton? I think so.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 02:31 PM (9IdCK)

4

(This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.)

Yes! Yes, it is!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 02:31 PM (Bk0np)

5 This is what punching back twice as hard looks like.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (Cbv9I)

6 Flaming skull worthy ?

Posted by: Nadlers Sexy Gunt at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (x0Xgp)

7 These people are rapidly destroying their brand of being smart.

Posted by: iandeal at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (G1eBa)

8 I literally guffawed when I saw this.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (kA3Cp)

9 Boy did Princeton shoot themselves in the foot.

Are they in a race with Oberlin to become the most worthless degree ever?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (ftIhd)

10
Whoever thought this angle up needs a raise and a blowjob.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (8XRCm)

11 This is amazing and beautiful. And believe me, if even a cursory examination is done, they will find racism. Just maybe not where the do-gooders want them to find it.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (hpbeA)

12 Heh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (UWqZJ)

13 This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever


........

Yes. I feel dizzy just skimming it.

Essentially Princeton jumped thru their own asshole and then said

We smell ass!

Posted by: Greange at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (zsvDc)

14 According to a letter the Department of Education sent to Princeton that was obtained by the Washington Examiner, such an admission from Eisgruber raises concerns that Princeton has been receiving tens of millions of dollars of federal funds in violation of Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which declares that "no person in the United States shall, on the ground of race, color, or national origin, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance."

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That's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

That's' hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

15

There is only one solution. Shut the racist thing down and make sure all of those racists who work and "teach" there never work and teach again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (3bFb9)

16 Own goal, own goal!

Posted by: that guy who always shouts own goal at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (WEBkv)

17 (This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.)

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

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Betsy Devos is the boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

18 Princeton's President should immediately resign his position and give it to a BLM activist. If he doesn't it is proof that he's a racist.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (OcRm7)

19 This is how you do it, ladies and gentlemen. Bravo.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)

20 Some class-action lawyers need to get on this pronto.

Princeton, by its own admission, has been defrauding consumers for many decades!

And it no doubt has a multi-billion-dollar endowment.

Think of the attorney fees!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

21
According to a letter the Department of Education sent to Princeton that
was obtained by the Washington Examiner, such an admission from
Eisgruber raises concerns that Princeton has been receiving tens of
millions of dollars of federal funds in violation of Title VI of the
Civil Rights Act of 1964, which declares that "no person in the United
States shall, on the ground of race, color, or national origin, be
excluded
from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be
subjected to discrimination under any program or activity receiving
Federal financial assistance."



*fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Bk0np)

22 As a certain COB might say:

SNORT!

I imagine the screams coming from Princetons legal team are quite loud.

Posted by: Vance at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (GdebO)

23 We need a flaming book for school stupidity.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (JNx1l)

24 Could happen to a nicer group of evil libtards

Posted by: Not me at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (aLGgT)

25 Ha! HA! HAHAHAAAAA

LOLGF

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (+2xjH)

26 Wow ....It's going to cost them money to be woke?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (kx/Pp)

27
Betsy Devos is the boss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

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My god... that woman is more irrationally hated than Trump.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

28 President Christopher L. Eisgruber

Any relation to the Schicklgrubers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (cK+AV)

29 Dept of Education letter short version

A. Were you lying in 2013 about not being racist?
B. Are you lying now about being racist?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (ftIhd)

30 So much more of this!


Posted by: MSM 2020 at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (OOzMR)

31 This is awesome.

Can they also look at employers with woke-ass "training" if said employers have contracts with FedGov?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (bu9sM)

32 There is only one solution. Shut the racist thing down and make sure all of those racists who work and "teach" there never work and teach again.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (3bFb9)

At the very least, shut it down and suspend everyone without pay while the investigation is being conducted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

33 28
Betsy Devos is the boss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

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My god... that woman is more irrationally hated than Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

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I remember one of my progressive friends joking about how she couldn't even read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (UWqZJ)

34
That's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

That's' hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)
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Hmm, I see a way for the US Government to collect a few million dollars from a University.

Cool.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (WEBkv)

35 Princeton's President should immediately resign his position and give it to a BLM activist. If he doesn't it is proof that he's a racist.
Posted by: LGoPs

--

And his house, and his car, and his 403(B) Then he will be fully cleansed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (kA3Cp)

36 Yale just commented that yeah, Princeton is racist, also check out Harvard while you're at it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (JNx1l)

37 I would like to apologize for besmirching the Civil Rights Division of DOJ yesterday.

I am sorry.



Don't fuck this up.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (Bk0np)

38 First!

Posted by: jmel at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (RWHIh)

39 Discovery. Demand production, in hard copy, of every document, in print or electronic medium, that every employee at every level at Princeton has produced since 2013. This of course shall apply to every email, every tweet, and every text message. All shall be documented and turned over the Dep't of Education, and the Justice Dep't if necessary.

See how Princeton Prof's like them apples.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (Kpl3J)

40
Hans Eisgruber at Nakatomi U.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (s2VJv)

41
We said WUT?

-- Princeton's Board of Privileged Alumni

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (pNxlR)

42
Who enables racism at Princeton? Big money alumni that's who. DoJ should start there.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (PtOP4)

43 I read Mooch's senior thesis.

Princeton is a joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (cK+AV)

44 Bitch Slap!!

Posted by: Bete at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (Ojki1)

45 Princeton has also been caught sending recruiters to high school parties, and partaking in carnal actions with prostitutes at said parties, in exchange for favorable admissions decisions for the students who host such parties.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (hku12)

46
Perfect. Ought to start investigating these institutions for sex trafficking, too. They all declare themselves to be Rape Central.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (G51Gf)

47 Princeton punches itself in the dick. Ha.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (dfRN6)

48 well, Mooch said Princeton was sooo rayciss when she was there so it must be a long-standing problem, yes?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (nUhF0)

49 20 This is how you do it, ladies and gentlemen. Bravo.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)

Allow me please:

https://tinyurl.com/yxodoz2n

This is how we do it, for your listening pleasure!

Posted by: browndog at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (BgMrQ)

50 39 Discovery. Demand production, in hard copy, of every document, in print or electronic medium, that every employee at every level at Princeton has produced since 2013. This of course shall apply to every email, every tweet, and every text message. All shall be documented and turned over the Dep't of Education, and the Justice Dep't if necessary.

See how Princeton Prof's like them apples.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (Kpl3J)


And have every one of them notarized and signed by the sender and the recipient.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (cK+AV)

51 Mmm, at last, a little ember of joy to warm my cold, black heart.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (F1m5e)

52 34
That's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

That's' hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)
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Hmm, I see a way for the US Government to collect a few million dollars from a University.

Cool.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (WEBkv)

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I want the Department of Education to succeed.

I want them to succeed so hard that every other college in the nation sees Princeton as a cautionary tale.

And then I want the Department of Education to continue suing these colleges for years, even after they've dropped their idiotic rhetoric.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:36 PM (UWqZJ)

53 I could go for a white supreme with sprinkles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (ki5Jk)

54 I agree. Princeton (the sclerotic institution) should burn itself down, having done no service to humanity for at least 50 years.
Make a nice golf course, with plenty of parking.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (RuIsu)

55 This is funny. If there are suddenly penalties for the Left's vice-signalling, maybe they'll tamp it down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (hYcqw)

56 This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.

Yes. This is a like a dick-punch video with a Wagnerian soundtrack. It fills me with joy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (H5knJ)

57 Nobody else seems to be laughing but I want to laugh so HAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (HkW5v)

58 "(This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.)
Posted by Ace "


Yes.
Yes, it is.

Moar. Of. This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (O7eE8)

59
I once said that its impossible for someone to kick themselves in the nuts.

Princeton proves me wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

60 Ha ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (r+sAi)

61 Hans Eisgruber should have read the DoE playbook on how to keep the graft flowing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (ftIhd)

62 like that dude who set his feet on fire, these are the flames

Posted by: x at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (nFwvY)

63 Does Princeton send out fundraising letters?

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (Pqytn)

64 This is so clever -- take them at their word re: their performative struggle session announcements of still having systemic racism.


#WINNING

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (bDqIh)

65 Their accreditation should be suspended and all degrees invalidated until the school can prove it is not racist.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (xIIrB)

66 19 Princeton's President should immediately resign his position and give it to a BLM activist. If he doesn't it is proof that he's a racist.
________________

That may not work, since most BLM activists are white.

But hopefully they can find some brilliant black female who can do the same great job for them that Oberlin's token has done for them!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (k4dH2)

67
My god... that woman is more irrationally hated than Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
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I remember one of my progressive friends joking about how she couldn't even read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (UWqZJ)

There's a good reason - they know very well that the Education establishment is the lever they have been using to take over our entire society. They know that putting DeVos in charge of teh DoE threatens their entire project.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)

68 This is why we elected Trump. POW!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (Rx19P)

69 A nice, long, loving, forensic procto exam for all of Princeton after an epic virtue signal ...

Allah is truly Akhbar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (cK+AV)

70 Awhile back, I had the sads because many and varied venerable institutions were going down the tubes.

Upon reflection, I'm almost giddy as these STUPID F*CKERS DID IT TO THEMSELVES!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (Rvt88)

71 64 This is so clever -- take them at their word re: their performative struggle session announcements of still having systemic racism.


#WINNING
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (bDqIh)

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Start suing companies like this too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (UWqZJ)

72 LMAO!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (q177U)

73 56 This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.

Yes. This is a like a dick-punch video with a Wagnerian soundtrack. It fills me with joy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (H5knJ)


Kill the wabbit-- boom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (s2VJv)

74 "So the DOJ Has Taken Them At Their Word and Opened a Civil Rights Investigation."

That's a shame. [*tweaky smirk*]

Posted by: Seinfeld at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (HhXSr)

75 The funny thing is, if you look at their applicant to student ratios by race, you will see that they are racist, just in the opposite direction than their admission implies.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (kA3Cp)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (arJlL)

77 Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (MVjcR)

78 I cannot wait for Bezerkeley to fess up.

Posted by: Greange at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (sBV5A)

79 >>I once said that its impossible for someone to kick themselves in the nuts.

Princeton proves me wrong.
- - -


"Hiya!"
-- Oberlin

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

80 I know that universities don't have investors, but I wonder if their donors will suddenly have a bit more reluctance to open their checkbooks after this bone-headed nonsense.

One can hope, but time will tell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

81 IS IT TRUE RICK WILSON PENETRATES EISGRUBER ON A REGULAR BASIS?
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at Septemb



guessing if he has any sex rick is receiver

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (vwLr1)

82 ProTip:

Never, ever intentionally catch the Government's attention.

The Government is like the Flaming Eye of Sauron. Once that Eye sees you, it will never let you go.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 02:38 PM (BM2fS)

83 Yale just commented that yeah, Princeton is racist, also check out Harvard while you're at it.

They are ALL RACIST. Every last one of them. Have been for decades.


From Pepperdine to Pigsknee State. ALL of them are participating in race and sex-based discrimination and using Federal money to do it.


"Wipipo Need Not Apply"


Annihilate them ALL.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (Bk0np)

84 I imagine the screams coming from Princetons legal team are quite loud.
Posted by: Vance


As Empress says, "I can imagine the lawyers injecting heroin straight into their eyeballs" right about now.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (U3fW+)

85 I read Mooch's senior thesis.

Princeton is a joke.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM (cK+AV)


My cousin Joel got in.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (hku12)

86 I'm sure this investigation will bear fruit
I will be long dead of course, but it could happen

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)

87 They've got nothing on those,white supremacist bonesmsn over at Yale.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (ki5Jk)

88 President Christopher L. Eisgruber



Was he the guy from the Die Hard movie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (3bFb9)

89 The subterfuge of the dubious Critical Race Theory will rid us of the legion of marxist university incubators.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (sI15f)

90
Obviously the only thing for Princeton to do is fire all its racist faculty and administration, burn the whole school to the ground and treat it as a Superfund site.

Racial justice demands no less.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (mht8P)

91 45 Princeton has also been caught sending recruiters to high school parties, and partaking in carnal actions with prostitutes at said parties, in exchange for favorable admissions decisions for the students who host such parties.

Wait, that was Tom Cruise. I mean can you blame them? It was TOM CRUISE!!!

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (k+h+d)

92
>>According to a letter the Department of Education sent to Princeton that was obtained by the Washington Examiner...




Hmm, "obtained"? It ought to be on the DOE's splash page.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (G51Gf)

93 Can they also look at employers with woke-ass "training" if said employers have contracts with FedGov?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (bu9sM)


Watching this VERY closely. I think yes. My company is not in the US but does a lot of business with US local/state/federal agencies. While it doesn't violate the exact text (person in the US clause), it violates the spirit.

Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (sb+Cg)

94 About time there are serious real-world consequences for this woker-than-thou bs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2020 02:39 PM (mNhhD)

95 Could you possibly punch yourself in the dick any harder? This is TOO Funny!!!

Posted by: trog04 at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (oecje)

96 Specifically, What percentage of men thrown out of school for sexual assaults are black?

And what percentage of your student population is black?

De Facto Racism, right there. Bankrupt it.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (BD0Jm)

97 I read Mooch's senior thesis.



Princeton is a joke.


Me too. A bigger bunch of unintelligible, sophomoric, navel gazing than I've ever read in my life. And she became First Lady. Un-fucking-believable.


Sadly, that fact says more about the American people than it does about her, IMO.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (OcRm7)

98 If I were Princeton's General Counsel, I'd be about ready to cut a bitch named Eisgruber.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (ejd/p)

99 Princeton is racist. Just read Michelle Obama's thesis paper.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (2DOZq)

100 This is cool because sanity wins either way it turns out. But the investigation will probably reveal they are in fact racist - against whites and asians.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (rguUg)

101 Are they in a race with Oberlin to become the most worthless degree ever?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Evergreen State College says "Hold my beer".

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (Rvt88)

102 male student population, excuse me for the apples to oranges fallacy

Posted by: Oschisms at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (BD0Jm)

103 Sweeeeet. Things like this are why I'm so excited to repeat my vote for DJT in 2020.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (T9Hmo)

104 All those white supremacists bringing dishonor to BLM and Antifa should be shot.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (HkW5v)

105
One of my older brothers got rejected by Princeton. Instead he had to settle for MIT, then U of Penn med school. Poor guy is now eking by as a Professor at Stanford Medical School.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (mht8P)

106 In the legal world this is know as surprise anal notice

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (vwLr1)

107 HaHaHaHA! *wheezing breath*. HaHaHaHa!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (hyuyC)

108 I agree. Princeton (the sclerotic institution) should burn itself down, having done no service to humanity for at least 50 years.

Make a nice golf course, with plenty of parking.

Posted by: klaftern





Princeton should be allowed to remain open part-time solely based on their basketball team defeating defending champion UCLA in the first round of the 1996 NCAA tournament, 43 - 41.

Other than that, I can agree with you that Princeton has given nothing to human life other than that for the last 50 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (BM2fS)

109 You know, there is such a thing as "hoisting on one's own petard" but Princeton just took it to a whole nother level.

They intentionally lit the thing while they were standing on it and waited for it to detonate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (WEBkv)

110 Yale was built by slaves on top of an Indian graveyard and then made Asians fix dinner!


Time to tear it down!!!!

Posted by: LeBron at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (zsvDc)

111 What's particularly delicious about this is that Princeton is going to *have* to maximally cooperate with the investigation because their entire structure depends on taking wokeness extremely seriously. They're going to bend over, spread, and say "thank you sir, may I have another" each time someone pulls out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)

112 64 This is so clever -- take them at their word re: their performative struggle session announcements of still having systemic racism.

#WINNING
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2020 02:37 PM (bDqIh)


President Schicklgruber sputters, "But ... but ... we were just striking a pose!"

Betsy deVos replies, "Now strike another pose: grab your ankles."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (cK+AV)

113 That sound you just heard was a thousand University presidents and their lawyers sucking air thru their a$$hole$.

Posted by: tbodie at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (0jR9T)

114 Number one rule of racism club is don't mention racism club, Princeton Prezzy. Dontcha know nuthin'.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (R5lpX)

115 Hoisted by their own retard!

Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (qmH6b)

116 THE ONLY THING FUNNIER THAN THIS WOULD BE HEARING RBG DROPPING DEAD INTO HER PLATE OF KALE.
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I've seriously read 2 million comments by MUMR or MUNG or whatever and this is the first one I found to be both funny and correct.

Looks like the AI commenting software in this dump finally gets us. Like, really gets us.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (gAMkn)

117 I'm gonna guess the affirmative action they use in admissions and hiring isn't the "racism" he was talking about. Though it should be in a sane world.


Posted by: brak at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (cG+eD)

118 There is a sweet, sweet feeling I get when a social justice warrior finds out there is an actual cost to spouting their platitudes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (kA3Cp)

119 I already mentioned Gibson's College of Baking, formerly known as Oberlin.

That would be the icing on Oberlin's cake if the Dept of Ed gives them the same probing they are giving Princeton since they are also fending off a discrimination lawsuit along with dealing with the Gibsons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (ftIhd)

120 Princeton can use a racist like Joel!

Posted by: Joel Goodson's Father at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (ZeCnR)

121 Every Ivy League school must only admit Persons of color from henceforth.

No more legacies, whites or Asians.

Prove that you are woke and go broke.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (haWye)

122
Princeton?

They kept digging.
And digging.
And digging.

And now, they are foooked.

Victory is when your enemies foook themselves and don't even realize it until it's too late, until they have caught the cancer they are pushing on everyone else.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (sy5kK)

123 Oh, this is beautiful.

Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

124 HAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (qlFIA)

125 Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (BM2fS)

Most success in basketball since Bill Bradley became a liberal there.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (2DOZq)

126 The Woke are finding that Declarations of Wokeness may actually come with a penalty.

Priceless!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (mSgQG)

127 Hmm, I see a way for the US Government to collect a few million dollars from a University.
_____________

Millions would be peanuts to a school like Princeton.

That's why a civil class-action lawsuit is the way to go. That way Princeton can be stuck for many billions of dollars.

The class could be every student who ever attended or applied, or (a la the Pigford scam) ever thought about applying to Princeton, since it's founding. It would be huge! And it would require many, many billions of dollars to make the class whole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (k4dH2)

128 You know who else was an Eisgruber?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (mNhhD)

129 I've been doing work on the house all day using power tools. No beerskis.

In light of this wonderful news, I have commenced drinking and continue until bedtime.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (Rvt88)

130 Plot twist: The DoJ will find systemic racism against whites and Asians, and the English department will be forced to dig out O'Henry stories to learn about irony.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (O2PCU)

131 dollar sez it is Steven Miller behind this. Love it.

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (RusNE)

132 found a great gif for this post

https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1306664923842392067

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (nUhF0)

133 79 >>I once said that its impossible for someone to kick themselves in the nuts.

Princeton proves me wrong.
- - -


"Hiya!"
-- Oberlin
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Their both Presbyterian Colleges. John Knox needs to kick some ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (Rx19P)

134 It's amazing what they have to submit as a part of grant applications.

Posted by: Isophorone at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (LyzUD)

135 You know, I kind of like the idea of enforcing existing laws. It's refreshing and different, no? Especially when the leftists hoists themselves on their own, lovingly hand-crafted, petard.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (b3x5S)

136 But hopefully they can find some brilliant black female who can do the same great job for them that Oberlin's token has done for them!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


I think that by 2030, Oberlin will not longer exist, and the buildings will be turned into either condominiums, office space, or a private church school (Oberlin used to be considered a private church backed university).

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (vcOmj)

137 not so

Please do not copy the trolls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (hyuyC)

138 115 Hoisted by their own retard!
Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (qmH6b)


I declare:

thread winner.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (TdMsT)

139
DOE said to Princeton, "You're running a con."
Princeton said, "Man, you gotta be putting us on!"
DOE said, "No"; Princeton said, "WUT?"
DOE said, "Do what you wanna but,"
"Next time you see us coming you better run!"
Princeton said, "Where you want the documents brung?"
DOE said, "Bring 'em out to Highway Sixty-One."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (pNxlR)

140 The racist Democrat President Woodrow Wilson was from Princeton.

As a matter of fact, the Racist Woodrow Wilson was President of Princeton before he was President of the United States, where he segregated the Armed Forces and the US Civil Service.

I guess things at Princeton have not changed much in a Century. They are still Democrat Racists.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (Fbx28)

141 African American Studies is the only degree that should exist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (ki5Jk)

142 Reparations for Princeton alumni now!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (mNhhD)

143
Reminds me of the "I Love Lucy" episode when Lucy pretends she's Ricky's agent without him knowing and ends up getting him fired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (mht8P)

144 From the sidebar:
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I believe it's spelled "AKSHUALLY..."
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Is that when you clarify without something being actual?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (Eicbe)

145 This is the thing with affirmative action, global warming, whatever, you bet to burden shift to somebody else to you feel goodly.

Until somebody asses costs to you and yours.


Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (vwLr1)

146 I wonder if Princeton has white indians on staff like Harvard?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (kA3Cp)

147 There is a sweet, sweet feeling I get when a social justice warrior finds out there is an actual cost to spouting their platitudes.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (kA3Cp)


It's like easing into a warm bath of real maple syrup.

Come for the struggle session, stay for the Federal Audit Otters.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (t+qrx)

148 Ha, if the Princeton president is white, then he should resign, right?

Suck it, losers.
Learn to code.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (ufFY8)

149 And I thought the Dept. of Education was worthless.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (IxDhF)

150 So they want war but unsure who should be on the front lines.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (pB6Gt)

151 Next go after the Columbia Marching Band.

Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (AHtbo)

152 95 Could you possibly punch yourself in the dick any harder? This is TOO Funny!!!
Posted by: trog04 at September 17, 2020 02:40 PM (oecje)


This isn't stepping on a rake. This is climbing to the top of a step ladder and jumping down onto a rake.

Next up: a detailed analysis of the ethnicity vs. SAT scores of those whom Princeton admitted.

This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (cK+AV)

153 Twitter trending is so dumb:

Soros: 723K Tweets
Jerry Harris: 6,370 Tweets

These aren't really that close in terms of how "trending" they are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (UWqZJ)

154 Looks like the AI commenting software in this dump finally gets us. Like, really gets us.
Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM


It's becoming self-aware. We've seen how this movie ends.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (ejd/p)

155 Plot twist: The DoJ will find systemic racism against whites and Asians, and the English department will be forced to dig out O'Henry stories to learn about irony.

that's been documented at Harvard, great take

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (RusNE)

156 Princeton also let a certifiably insane guy roam around loose on their campus for decades.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (hku12)

157 And I thought the Dept. of Education was worthless.
Posted by: aelfheld at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (IxDhF)
++++++++++++
They are. Nothing will come of it. But it's fun to fantasize sometimes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (hYcqw)

158 20
Some class-action lawyers need to get on this pronto.



Princeton, by its own admission, has been defrauding consumers for many decades!



And it no doubt has a multi-billion-dollar endowment.



Think of the attorney fees!



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

And now every college in this country is going to start sweating because they have all done the same.
And corporations - how many have declared that they are bastions of racism and white supremacy in violation of the EEOC?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (mSgQG)

159 I love it. Take these morons at their word. I wonder if qui tam applies here, with funds to be repaid in triplicate.

Posted by: Milquetoast mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (xU9Te)

160 Princeton said, "Where you want the documents brung?"
DOE said, "Bring 'em out to Highway Sixty-One."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (pNxlR)
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Nice job.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (Eicbe)

161 Virtue signaling is less fun when there's an actual price to pay.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (sTnpX)

162
And I thought the Dept. of Education was worthless.
Posted by: aelfheld at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (IxDhF)

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Even a blind truffle can find a pig twice a day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (mht8P)

163 Come for the struggle session, stay for the Federal Audit Otters.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM


Surprise!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter, Esq. at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (ejd/p)

164 Imagine the scene among Princeton's administration.

"Oh fer Chrissake, Chris, did you HAVE to say that in writing?? Now we can't even claim you were misquoted, and you gave the Trump Administration carte blanche to give us surprise otter anal!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (cK+AV)

165 I wonder if Eisgruber's nuts crawled back up into his abdomen when he got the DOJ letter?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (mNhhD)

166 Good! This is the way to handle things.

I recently told a friend that while people have been hanging the "racist" label on Trump for misquotes at Charlottesville, there are a whole lot of people in academia, entertainment, etc. who have virtue-signal "confessed" to being racists and White Supremecists.

Won't it be great to use those admissions of guilt for the next thirty years?

"Dem candidate So-and-So, who is a self-admitted racist, is struggling to gain traction...."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (fxCK2)

167 101 Are they in a race with Oberlin to become the most worthless degree ever?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Evergreen State College says "Hold my beer".
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:41 PM (Rvt8

What about Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (Izzlo)

168 118 There is a sweet, sweet feeling I get when a social justice warrior finds out there is an actual cost to spouting their platitudes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (kA3Cp)

____________


Ace calls that a schadenboner. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (AHtbo)

169 Is there a way to apply this to the NFL?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (HkW5v)

170 161 Virtue signaling is less fun when there's an actual price to pay.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (sTnpX)


Less fun for some. More fun for others.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (cK+AV)

171
My advice to you, Dean Eisgruber, is to start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (mht8P)

172 I've been doing work on the house all day using power tools. No beerskis.

In light of this wonderful news, I have commenced drinking and continue until bedtime.
Posted by: Tonypete

Good for you !

Have one for me !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (arJlL)

173 And corporations - how many have declared that they are bastions of racism and white supremacy in violation of the EEOC?
Posted by: Mikey NTH

--

This is where I want this to lead.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (kA3Cp)

174 Every white liberal should demand that they get replaced by minorities.

It's only right.

Then maybe I'll listen to them, but then maybe I won't have to listen to them

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (Eicbe)

175 Virtue Signaling has consequences? Wow. That's new.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (MVR7y)

176 Eisgruber's ovaries just popped

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (ftIhd)

177 Twitter trending is so dumb:

Soros: 723K Tweets
Jerry Harris: 6,370 Tweets

These aren't really that close in terms of how "trending" they are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (UWqZJ)


It'd sorta be like making a big deal about the guy who came in second to Saddam Hussein in the Iraqi Presidential election.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (hku12)

178 "To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." - Sun Tzu

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (Rvt88)

179 President Schicklgruber sputters, "But ... but ... we were just striking a pose!"

Betsy deVos replies, "Now strike another pose: grab your ankles."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Come for the biting wit. Stay for the poetry.
That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (U3fW+)

180 156: John was harmless

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (ONvIw)

181 This reminds me of a certain scene from a rather famous movie about submarines:

https://tinyurl.com/H4RO-Arrogant-Ass

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (BM2fS)

182 meh, you know, everybody knows Princeton is overrated, more of a juco

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (vwLr1)

183 I see Princeton employs the same fact checkers that MSM uses.

Because there is no way this letter was sent out without a stamp of approval from multiple people.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (WEBkv)

184 I've been doing work on the house all day using power tools. No beerskis.

In light of this wonderful news, I have commenced drinking and continue until bedtime.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (Rvt8

I just got finished having part of my soffits and eves repaired by a crazy Polish green card handy man. I believe he is literally crazy. He thinks everyone is after him. He didn't say the N word but he also wasn't a fan of BLM and Antifa.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (2DOZq)

185 Feds: "We're from the government and we're here to help."
Princeton: "Wut"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (3H9h1)

186 Live by the Woke, die by the Woke!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (Rbfr/)

187 This is for the last thread, but I'm working so I suck.

Does "The" Rick Wilson have enough faith in his information security that he can threaten others with oppo research? Or is it just he's so dirty he remains untouchable the same way that guy's pile was on Nancy's driveway?

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (+2xjH)

188
>>Therefore, the Department's Office of Postsecondary Education, in consultation with the Department's Office of the General Counsel, is opening this investigation.

It's an actual investigation -- not a threat or a hint or a harumph... where do y'all think it's going for realz?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (G51Gf)

189 165 I wonder if Eisgruber's nuts crawled back up into his abdomen when he got the DOJ letter?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (mNhhD)


I bet when the administration got that letter you couldn't find an empty stall in any bathroom in the administrative offices.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (cK+AV)

190 >>Plot twist: The DoJ will find systemic racism against whites and Asians, and the English department will be forced to dig out O'Henry stories to learn about irony.



As just happened with a Yale lawsuit.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (bDqIh)

191 Was this pouncing or seizing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (HkW5v)

192 DOE can call Michelle Obama as a witness. Didn't she proclaim racial animus while she attended?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (vg8iE)

193 >>> Boy did Princeton shoot themselves in the foot.
Are they in a race with Oberlin to become the most worthless degree ever? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:32 PM (ftIhd)

Been there, done that. Hold our PBR.

Posted by: Evergreen at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (Rbfr/)

194 Is this worthy of a 2:00 AM No Knock arrest, because it is lying to federal authorities like Roger Stone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

195
I think Barr knows he'll never get a conviction against the coup plotters in DC so he's going after the enablers on the sidelines that were cheering it on.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (PtOP4)

196 And I thought the Dept. of Education was worthless.
Posted by: aelfheld


sounds like they may turn a profit soon. perhaps this is the solution to the underpants gnome paradox

Posted by: x at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (nFwvY)

197
dollar sez it is Steven Miller behind this. Love it.
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (RusNE)

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Keep on a rockin me baby....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

198
Ha, you did it to yourself.
Ha, you did it to yourself.
Ha, you did it to yourself,

Posted by: Department of Education at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (hoTe0)

199 Plot twist: The DoJ will find systemic racism against whites and Asians, and the English department will be forced to dig out O'Henry stories to learn about irony.


That'll be OH! HENRY! if one of the investigating lawyers is named "Henry."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:49 PM (cK+AV)

200 Dammit. I hate I missed the last thread. I wonder what Ben Domenech's NeverTrump wife has to say?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

201 I wonder if Eisgruber's nuts crawled back up into his abdomen when he got the DOJ letter?
Posted by: JuJuBee



Imagine when his secretary opened it and read it...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (U3fW+)

202
Next go after the Columbia Marching Band.
Posted by: ShainS


They marched over a cliff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

203 President Christopher L. Eisgruber


Oh, Magoo!

You've done it again!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (sy5kK)

204 I just got finished having part of my soffits and eves repaired by a crazy Polish green card handy man. I believe he is literally crazy. He thinks everyone is after him. He didn't say the N word but he also wasn't a fan of BLM and Antifa.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (2DOZq)

In my experiance Polish, and moreover most Eastern European tradespeople don't appreciate grifters.

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (+2xjH)

205 BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (OUMaO)

206 Eisgruber, "Someone set us up the bomb!"

DoE, "It was you! Viewscreen off!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (ftIhd)

207 Mr. Eisengruber, please bend over and grab your ankles while we stick this flashlight up there. All part of our regular audit protocol.

Posted by: DOJ at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (mNhhD)

208
Unrestricted lawfare.

I bet that shoe pinches like hell on the other foot.

Posted by: fktheleft at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (lvXKd)

209 I see Princeton employs the same fact checkers that MSM uses.

Because there is no way this letter was sent out without a stamp of approval from multiple people.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Well, the lesson for today, kids, is that

Virtue signalling just ain't what it used to be.

They have implicated themselves in defrauding the Federal Government. Clever.

May a thousand Fed Gov anal otters descend on you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (vcOmj)

210 In my experiance Polish, and moreover most Eastern European tradespeople don't appreciate grifters.
Posted by: Inogame at Septemb



for fun, ask them about the gypsies

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (vwLr1)

211 Welp, Big Mike whined that Princeton was racist to xer.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

212 dollar sez it is Steven Miller behind this. Love it.
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 02:43 PM (RusNE)
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Some people call him Maurice.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (Eicbe)

213
Because there is no way this letter was sent out without a stamp of approval from multiple people.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (WEBkv)

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Remember that time... at band camp .... we were all virture signaling.... and caught our hair on fire....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

214 And if Princeton tries to weasel off the hook, saying that they're not racist, the obvious question is "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (cK+AV)

215 This is where I want this to lead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM (kA3Cp)


From your keyboard to God's monitor.

I want all federal contracts examined, and for each contractor that has mouthed similar platitudes, I want the feds to crawl up their virtue signaling asses with a microscope.

Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (sb+Cg)

216 Virtue signaling is less fun when there's an actual price to pay.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2020 02:46 PM (sTnpX)

Less fun for some. More fun for others otters.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:47 PM


FIFY

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter, Esq. at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (ejd/p)

217 Was this pouncing or seizing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


Slap chopping. You're gonna love Betsy's nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (U3fW+)

218 Of the wonderful havens of learning, I'd vote Harvard as the most raciss. Obungo the Dumbo Ears Stuttering Cluster was appointed Law Review super hero and yet can't seem to be coherent.


Is this reverse racism? The institution of affirmative action?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (SK2xO)

219 It's an actual investigation -- not a threat or a hint or a harumph... where do y'all think it's going for realz?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 02:48 PM (G51Gf)
---------------

The pucker factor at the administrative level of Princeton alone is worth the price of admission.

The amount of shouting during meetings right now is probably epic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (WEBkv)

220 for fun, ask them about the gypsies
Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (vwLr1)


Then stand back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (cK+AV)

221 for fun, ask them about the gypsies
Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (vwLr1)

Ha, that's what I was thinking about actually!

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (+2xjH)

222 can the institutional racism of the NFL also be investigated?

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (Izzlo)

223 Was this pouncing or seizing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Pouncing. The seizing comes when they go after the assets.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (OUMaO)

224
Dammit. I hate I missed the last thread. I wonder what Ben Domenech's NeverTrump wife has to say?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

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Can I have seconds??? Same as any other day.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (8XRCm)

225 I was gonna apply at Princeton but was told my melanin defiecency was a disqualification.

I am willing to accept a check in any amount as long as it has 8 zero's left of the decimal point.

Posted by: tbodie at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (0jR9T)

226 2020 is proving to be both the worst and best year ever.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

227 Even a blind truffle can find a pig twice a day.

a mixing of metaphors for the ages Hadrian, that wheel has sailed

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (RusNE)

228 Old and busted: "Get Woke, Go Broke"
New hotness: "Get Woke, Go to Jail"

Hey, a man can dream.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (hYcqw)

229 Of the wonderful havens of learning, I'd vote Harvard as the most raciss. Obungo the Dumbo Ears Stuttering Cluster was appointed Law Review super hero and yet can't seem to be coherent.

I'd vote for Berkeley. Please, please, please, Betsy, ream out Berkeley next.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (cK+AV)

230 The pucker factor at the administrative level of Princeton alone is worth the price of admission.

The amount of shouting during meetings right now is probably epic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Oh, more than that. This is a shot across the bow for the entire progtard-infested "higher education" scamopoly.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)

231 And if Princeton tries to weasel off the hook, saying that they're not
racist, the obvious question is "Were you lying then, or are you lying
now?"
___

Yes.

Posted by: Princeton at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (qlFIA)

232 President Christopher L. Eisgruber , you can call me Peg.


Posted by: Betsy Devos, strapping one on at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

233 Princeton's legal ass just puckered so hard they had a gravitic implosion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (ftIhd)

234 Next go after the Columbia Marching Band.
Posted by: ShainS

They marched over a cliff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2020 02:50 PM


This one time, at banned camp....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (ejd/p)

235 This very day, corporations are implementing policies to exclude white males from employment or promotion, and California is mandating that white males be replaced on corporate boards. All clearly violations of federal law.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (kA3Cp)

236 Hahaha. The Trump administration has been awesome in so many ways.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (wGeit)

237 It's an actual investigation -- not a threat or a hint or a harumph... where do y'all think it's going for realz?
=====

The process will be the punishment.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (vg8iE)

238 dollar sez it is Steven Miller behind this. Love it.
Posted by: DanMan

probably came up with it while smoking a joint late one night

Posted by: x at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

239 LOL.

Talk about Jedi-Master level trolling.

"Oh, you're a racist institution? Ok! Here comes a civil right's investigation!"

I mean, they just...
LOL.

Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (GfWuY)

240 192 DOE can call Michelle Obama as a witness. Didn't she proclaim racial animus while she attended?
_______________

They can use her senior thesis as Exhibit B to the lawsuit (Exhibit A will be Princeton's public confession).

Of course, first they'll have to find a translator who is certified in Gibberish so that the jurors will know what Michelle was actually saying . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

241 When can we start putting these universities (and west coast states for that matter!) under some DOJ consent decrees or whatnot?

I want the states to ask permission before they loosen their voting laws. Just like southern states had to do when fixing theirs.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (+G+Qh)

242 Things finally get good in the last months of the trump administration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (wTPtq)

243 the virtue signaling by Princeton has come back to bite?

how quaint.

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (W2Pud)

244 for fun, ask them about the gypsies
Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (vwLr1)

Then stand back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at Septemb

Ha, that's what I was thinking about actually!
Posted by: Inogame at Septemb




heh, Romanian friend offered her unsolicited thoughts about the gypsies, it was surprising. she kind of thought that his behavior towards the gypsies made hitlr not all bad.

nearly as shocking as Nigerian thoughts about American blacks.

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (vwLr1)

245 Twitter trending is so dumb:

Soros: 723K Tweets
Jerry Harris: 6,370 Tweets

These aren't really that close in terms of how "trending" they are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (UWqZJ)



Trending on twitter, December 8, 1941: #2 Macy's is set to open their visit with Santa display in their stores.

Trending on twitter, September 12, 2001: #2 Yankees are poised to make a run at their fourth straight World Series triumph.

Trending on twitter, November 23, 1963: #2 A sudden drop in sales of convertibles in dealerships across the country.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (hku12)

246 232 President Christopher L. Eisgruber , you can call me Peg.


Posted by: Betsy Devos, strapping one on at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (ufFY

I like your picture, I keep it with your letter

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)

247 A real investigation would find racism/bigotry against whites/Christians/Republicans ... and "systemic terrorism" against outed Trump voters. Then what?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (Cus5s)

248
Things finally get good in the last months of the trump administration.

------

*spock eyebrow

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

249 Mr. Eisgruber, we've completed our audit. You really ought to get those colon polyps checked out.

Posted by: DOJ at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (mNhhD)

250 @202....I did not even know, til they disbanded for white supremacy, that Columbia even had a marching band. Next you will tell me they have a footbawl team.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (SK2xO)

251 I've said it before, I'll say it again:

WE DO NOT DESERVE TRUMP!!

Posted by: Venus at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (iYXhj)

252 I want all federal contracts examined, and for each contractor that has mouthed similar platitudes, I want the feds to crawl up their virtue signaling asses with a microscope an industrial power auger.
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 17, 2020 02:51 PM (sb+Cg)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (cK+AV)

253 Revolutions don't work to make Socialist states (so say the socialists)

And Marches through the Institutions just turns lefties into authoritarians (who probably won't cede power anymore than lead revolutionaries did.)

Marxism, you can't get there from here.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (Eicbe)

254 251 I've said it before, I'll say it again:

WE DO NOT DESERVE TRUMP!!

Posted by: Venus at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (iYXhj)

=======

Well, I do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (UWqZJ)

255 Has anyone found a link to Barr's speech at Hillsdale yesterday? I can't find a video, but here is a transcript:

https://tinyurl.com/AG-Barr-at-Hillsdale

Barr also did a podcast with Joel Pollak, which I can't find. Anyone have a link.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (BM2fS)

256 249 Mr. Eisgruber, we've completed our audit. You really ought to get those colon polyps checked out.
Posted by: DOJ at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (mNhhD)


And your tonsils aren't looking so good, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (cK+AV)

257 I think all the freakishly tall slaves held in thrall by the NBA should be set free.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (HkW5v)

258 I'd like to think that Princeton's reaction to the investigation involves administrators running around while Yakety Sax plays.

Because it seems appropriate.

Posted by: Gman at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (GfWuY)

259
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (pNxlR)

________

Nice! And thanks for the new earworm, buddy ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (AHtbo)

260 256
249 Mr. Eisgruber, we've completed our audit. You really ought to get those colon polyps checked out.

Posted by: DOJ at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (mNhhD)



And your tonsils aren't looking so good, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (cK+AV)

And your sex doll needs a lube job.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (ftIhd)

261 255: Less pontificating more indictments

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (ONvIw)

262 This needs to happen to every govt org everywhere - cities and counties and states are all clamoring to confess they're systemically racist. OK - reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (rguUg)

263
Barr also did a podcast with Joel Pollak, which I can't find. Anyone have a link.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (BM2fS)

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https://tinyurl.com/yxclntb8

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

264 Whoever thought this angle up needs a raise and a blowjob.

Said blowjob being delivered by the president of Princeton.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (+lVUW)

265 And corporations - how many have declared that they are bastions of racism and white supremacy in violation of the EEOC?
Posted by: Mikey NTH

--

This is where I want this to lead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

--

Same. This is amazing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 17, 2020 02:57 PM (j3jZX)

266 Oh, more than that. This is a shot across the bow for the entire progtard-infested "higher education" scamopoly.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)
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I don't think any of them are smart enough to realize they might be in trouble also.

They are comfortable in their smug virtue signaling, thinking they are immune, because, well, it's Princeton and they aren't Princeton.

The people who sit up, take notice and try to make colleges realize they've got a problem will be ignored.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:57 PM (WEBkv)

267
Things finally get good in the last months of the trump administration.



Actually Barr getting aggresive like this leads me to believe that he is fairly confident that Trump will be re-elected.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (PtOP4)

268 254 251 I've said it before, I'll say it again:

WE DO NOT DESERVE TRUMP!!

Posted by: Venus

I'm picturing Garth and Wayne: "WE'RE NOT WORTHY!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (Rvt88)

269 264 Whoever thought this angle up needs a raise and a blowjob.

Said blowjob being delivered by the president of Princeton.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (+lVUW)

Can the recipient of the honor pass on to a coworker who is actually gay?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (HkW5v)

270 I look forward to material examples of their racism which will result in massive fines and other penalties. Or not.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (FGbUr)

271 The dinosaurs of higher learning looked up not realizing the asteroid Trump will be the end of their species.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (ftIhd)

272 >>> There is a sweet, sweet feeling I get when a social justice warrior finds out there is an actual cost to spouting their platitudes. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 02:42 PM (kA3Cp)
It's like easing into a warm bath of real maple syrup.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2020 02:44 PM (t+qrx)


I am now picturing that meme of the guy turning to check out a woman in a red dress, with his outraged girlfriend next to him.

Guy: The Horde
Girl in red dress: bath of maple syrup
Girlfriend: pudding

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (Rbfr/)

273 heh, Romanian friend offered her unsolicited thoughts about the gypsies, it was surprising. she kind of thought that his behavior towards the gypsies made hitlr not all bad.

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:54 PM (vwLr1)


A common sentiment in Europe, actually. If you bring up the gypsies people say, "Yeah, well ... what's for lunch?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (cK+AV)

274 You don't really believe trump will be allowed a second term, do you? The election doesn't matter. Trump will not be sworn in for a second term. There is more money going into the riots after the election than the dems are spending to get biden elected. We won't be a functioning country the second week of Nov.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (wTPtq)

275
Like dead neurons through a Biden-brain

These are the days of our lives

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (hoTe0)

276 267: Speechifying is not aggressive

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (ONvIw)

277 This should be a method of responding to all the woke crap that is being forced upon us. Corporate racism training and school assignments alleging that racism is endemic should bring calls to have those organizations investigated.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy in Hunt of Red Octobrr at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (ufJfM)

278 The downside being that any remaining vestige of normacly and actual scholarship is going to be erased.

They always double-down. It's going to become a full-blown marxist madrasa.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (D2I2k)

279 I like your picture, I keep it with your letter
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera


Done up in blueprint blue
It sure looks good on you

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (W2Pud)

280 "Yeah, well ... what's for lunch?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at Septemb




heh

Posted by: not so at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (vwLr1)

281 Well, I do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 02:55 PM (UWqZJ)

lol, well so do I but "we" = USA as a whole and approximately half of us are ready to vote for an animated corpse and think Nancy Pelosi is a genius politician.

Posted by: Venus at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (iYXhj)

282 Virtue Signal Status:

( ) Received
( ) Not Received
(X) Fudge Packed

Posted by: fedgov at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (nFwvY)

283 Just when there were rumors that Soros is pumping billions into our university system. I wonder what he wants in return?

Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (B4xP1)

284 Marxism, you can't get there from here.

Posted by: Axeman



Marxism also doesn't really work in countries where the people the Marxists are trying to rule over own 95% of the guns.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (BM2fS)

285 maybe passive aggressive

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (ONvIw)

286 Actually Barr getting aggressive like this leads me to believe that he is fairly confident that Trump will be re-elected.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (PtOP4)


Yep. The investigation will almost certainly continue into the new year. There'd be no point in starting it now if there were serious doubt about Trump's re-election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (cK+AV)

287 a mixing of metaphors for the ages Hadrian, that wheel has sailed
Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 02:52 PM (RusNE)

That reminded me of former NFL coach Hank Bullough, well-known for his malapropisms, who once told reporters after a game: "They took the sails right out of our wind."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (jbF6h)

288
Robespierre looks down and laughs his ass off.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm)

289 Actually Barr getting aggresive like this leads me to believe that he is fairly confident that Trump will be re-elected.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (PtOP4)

Barr also knew Durhams second was undermining the investigation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (wTPtq)

290
And I thought the Dept. of Education was worthless.
Posted by: aelfheld

==========

Maybe they should be kept in place strictly for stunts like this. Forget all the standards and shyt they issue that just results in teachers faking up forms about the content, teaching objectives, etc even as they graduate illiterates. Just fuck people up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (G51Gf)

291 Here's to hoping all the woke peoples of Princeton now riot, as best they can, on the college green (if there is one). Show Antifa how to riot et all by the upper crusty wokers.

Read here that ole crazy Nancy is now whining over riots and destruction. I'd say several months late, Nan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (SK2xO)

292 My god... that woman is more irrationally hated than Trump.
Posted by: fixerupper


My sister in law is a retired union public school teacher. The public schools' teachers in Michigan hate Betsy DeVos with a white hot passion. When Trump named her Secretary of Education I laughed and laughed and laughed some more.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (+lVUW)

293 Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (SWbVS)

294 Of course Princeton is racist. Against non brown people Or the wrong kind of brown. Also see religious or conservative. While beliefs of creed isn't race they still hate because of who or what somebody is. Fuck em. I hope the federal doe owns Princeton when they are done.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (0OmEj)

295 274 You don't really believe trump will be allowed a second term, do you? The election doesn't matter. Trump will not be sworn in for a second term. There is more money going into the riots after the election than the dems are spending to get biden elected. We won't be a functioning country the second week of Nov.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (wTPtq)

***********************

I bet you thought Trump wouldn't be sworn in the first time either.

Posted by: Venus at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (iYXhj)

296
Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."




If Nancy Lugosi is saying they should be prosecuted
then the polling numbers must look like hell for the Dems on this. Mind
you it's just for the cameras. She really doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (QtU2F)

297 Gypsies are one thng, but tramps and thieves I shall not abise.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (jbF6h)

298 This is great.

One major problem we've had for YEARS is not taking people WORDS seriously.

Obama, fundamentally changed America, for the Worse, and TOLD US HE WAS GOING TO DO IT.

BLM, admitting they are Marxists, and are using Terror to blackmail corporations for donations.

Take them at their word, and treat them accordingly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (NgKpN)

299 I don't think any of them are smart enough to realize they might be in trouble also.

They are comfortable in their smug virtue signaling, thinking they are immune, because, well, it's Princeton and they aren't Princeton.

The people who sit up, take notice and try to make colleges realize they've got a problem will be ignored.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 02:57 PM (WEBkv)


Is it really going to be a problem for them, though? I mean, this is all great fun for anti-woke people, but I would be really, really surprised if it ended in a nontrivial fine, or a consent decree, or, well, anything.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (wGeit)

300 Has he resigned yet? Certainly there must be some poc worthy of his former position. No justice, no peace!

Posted by: Old Dude at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (LGXGf)

301

When virtue signaling goes wrong, on tonight's Chappelle show.

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (H+rbo)

302
Actually Barr getting aggresive like this leads me to believe that he is fairly confident that Trump will be re-elected.
Posted by: Rioting Genius

=======

This isn't Barr though, is it? It's the DOE's General Counsel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (G51Gf)

303 Betsy is investigating, not Bagpipes

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (ONvIw)

304 296
Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."



Is she drunk or did she sober up?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (HkW5v)

305 Nancy only wants one protestor prosecuted, Armando for having the temerity of dropping a deuce off in front of her home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (ftIhd)

306 Three major rules of universities:

No negative publicity, no lawsuits or investigations, and no spooking the donors.

Princeton done violated all three, haha good job!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (Rbfr/)

307 297 Gypsies are one thng, but tramps and thieves I shall not abise.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (jbF6h)

Opinions vary, but I'll take the Tramps, over Gypsies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (NgKpN)

308 Said blowjob being delivered by the president of Princeton.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2020 02:56 PM (+lVUW)

Can the recipient of the honor pass on to a coworker who is actually gay?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (HkW5v)


Better idea: have him give it to a vagrant who hasn't bathed in six months.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (cK+AV)

309 Robespierre looks down and laughs his ass off.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm)
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Always remember, Robespierre was a *moderate* brought in to restore law and order.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (Eicbe)

310 Princeton, of all the Ivies, deserves this most.

Hiarlious!

And I think Betsy DeVos is so far past caring... she has become a Honey Badgerette!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (j9HX3)

311 Here's to hoping they use this as a wedge to find some documentary evidence that Princeton knows that the mismatch problem is screwing their black students. Mismatch knowingly causing blacks to fail out at higher rates would be a fun way to kill affirmative action.

Posted by: alottathought at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (FEu6v)

312 I bet you thought Trump wouldn't be sworn in the first time either.
Posted by: Venus at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (iYXhj)

The people who thought the dossier would make trump step down will not make that mistake again. This summer was just a warmup exercise for Nov. They are running biden, because he is supposed to lose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (wTPtq)

313 306 Three major rules of universities:

No negative publicity, no lawsuits or investigations, and no spooking the donors.

Princeton done violated all three, haha good job!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (Rbfr/)


Hat trick! The academic trifecta!

Schicklgruber's probably updating his resume as we type.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (cK+AV)

314 The process will be the punishment.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 02:53 PM


I'd like the process to be phase 1 of the punishment. Then I'd like to see the punishment be the second phase of the punishment.

I'm also okay with a long, drawn out process if it includes frequent public disclosure that brings further embarrassment and pain to these *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (b3x5S)

315 310 Agreed

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (ONvIw)

316 Cat Ass Trophy

Be of good cheer. America will win over evil ... yet again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2020 03:03 PM (hyuyC)

317 306 Three major rules of universities:

No negative publicity, no lawsuits or investigations, and no spooking the donors.

Princeton done violated all three, haha good job!
--------------------
Yes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (Rx19P)

318 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 02:58 PM (wTPtq)

I pray your prediction is wrong

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (nUhF0)

319 My letter to Princton begins : Dear racist bastards....

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (Y274z)

320 Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."



Is she drunk or did she sober up?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (U3fW+)

321 This is something the DoE has an obligation to investigate at every other Ivy League Indoctrination Center getting Federal funds. Probably should take a look at their endowments too.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (FDiG/)

322 Schicklgruber's probably updating his resume as we type.

I think even glory holes have higher standards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (ftIhd)

323 Robespierre looks down and laughs his ass off.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm)


I believe Max is looking up, and fanning himself, not looking down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (cK+AV)

324 One major problem we've had for YEARS is not taking people WORDS seriously.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (NgKpN)
---
Words just get in a liberal's way.

You ever see all the things that a liberal calls "same"?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (Eicbe)

325 I bet you thought Trump wouldn't be sworn in the first time either.Posted by: Venus at September 17, 2020 03:01 PM (iYXhj)

I believe that Cat Ass Trophy repeats things that their woke relatives and colleagues say in order to get a response, without actually believing it themself. Several people have the same acting routine here.

Posted by: Because Bander asked at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (WkPC9)

326 I got a chill!

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (dQF3z)

327 >>> Just when there were rumors that Soros is pumping billions into our university system. I wonder what he wants in return? Posted by: Floridachick at September 17, 2020 02:59 PM (B4xP1)

Your soul, and the souls of your children. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (Rbfr/)

328
Is it really going to be a problem for them, though? I mean, this is all great fun for anti-woke people, but I would be really, really surprised if it ended in a nontrivial fine, or a consent decree, or, well, anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver

=======

Same here. Hence my question at #188. It *seems* like a stunt that will go on just long enough to "send a message."

The thing is, the only racism that DeVos can possibly uncover is anti-white and anti-Asian stuff, and I haven't seen any evidence that the DOE has been interested in prosecuting that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (G51Gf)

329 I wonder if there will be many Oriental students testifying??

Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (an7Mv)

330 Pelosi was recorded saying "there should be widespread uprisings, riots..." back in January, I think.
Anyway, today I heard a 2.5 minute audio compilation of various Democrats calling for widespread unrest, including Kamala, Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, the whole witches coven.

Posted by: navybrat's tender mercies at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (w7KSn)

331
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (EGyGV)

332 319 My letter to Princton begins : Dear racist bastards....
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (Y274z)


And concludes: "Yours in systemic racism,"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (cK+AV)

333 Marat is still mad that his bath got interrupted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:06 PM (ftIhd)

334 My favorite is requiring delivery of all emails from all employees and professors since 2013. That alone will fuck everyone in Princeton. Smug will turn to Panic in a Skinny Minute.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:06 PM (Rx19P)

335 "Uncle Government"

Ha. I like that.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 17, 2020 03:06 PM (4a9Vv)

336 L. OH. EFFING. L.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2020 03:06 PM (gS3OW)

337 Three major rules of universities:

No negative publicity, no lawsuits or investigations, and no spooking the donors.

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No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

338 My letter to Princton begins : Dear racist bastards....
Posted by: torabora



And concludes: "Yours in systemic racism,"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (U3fW+)

339 330 Pelosi was recorded saying "there should be widespread uprisings, riots..." back in January, I think.
Anyway, today I heard a 2.5 minute audio compilation of various Democrats calling for widespread unrest, including Kamala, Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, the whole witches coven.
Posted by: navybrat's tender mercies at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (w7KSn)

Maxine Waters is the screechiest.

The Democrat Party is in flames.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (sI15f)

340 "Ha ha."

/Nelson Muntz

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (HaL55)

341
And reparations. Lots and lots of reparations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (mht8P)

342 One of the first acts when Trump wins re-election is to fire FBI director Wray out of a cannon right out of Washington.


Piece of garbage is out there saying Russia is working to harm Biden's campaign and help Trumps.


He's also downplaying any narrative that says China is trying to hurt Trump and help Biden.

I can't even...

This is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (Dv8h8)

343 Sad if their admissions policies are found to be racist... against whites, Jews and Asians.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 17, 2020 03:07 PM (uhPTO)

344 I wonder if there will be many Oriental students testifying??
Posted by: andycanuck at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (an7Mv)
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There's Sum Ting Wong.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (Eicbe)

345 I wouldn't worry about what Nancy says about riots at this point. The Trump will put out an ad about her call for people rising up. I guess Nancy finally gets it that this doesn' t look good for democrats

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (WkPC9)

346 334 My favorite is requiring delivery of all emails from all employees and professors since 2013. That alone will fuck everyone in Princeton. Smug will turn to Panic in a Skinny Minute.
Posted by: Puddin Head

their deleting emails right now, but they ain't Hillary Clinton and I wouldn't advise it.

Posted by: fedgov at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (nFwvY)

347 >>> My letter to Princton begins : Dear racist bastards....
Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM (Y274z)

"Dear Princeton forum racist bastards, I never would have thought this would happen to me, but..."

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (Rbfr/)

348 LOLGI

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (AfkyQ)

349 If what I have read of the IVs and their admittance practices, they are definitely racist in one regard:

They hate Asians.

(Well, at least that they are just "too good" so Asian students get shut out of admission more often for some reason. So much for merit, eh?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (wa97d)

350
Can you lay the logs, Armando?
I remember, long ago, another starry night like this.
Squeeze your cheeks so tight, Armando
You were mumbling to yourself about Nancy from afar.
You could hear the distant siren and sounds of 911 calls that were coming from afar.

The was something in the drive that night, the airs werent right, Armando.
There was something in the drive you see.
For Nancy.
For Liberty, Armando.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

351 Can the recipient of the honor pass on to a coworker who is actually gay?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Or the "deed" can be done by the next higher female administrator of Princeton. Might want to wear a blindfold, because I'm thinking those gals aren't picked for their looks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (+lVUW)

352 Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, Rule 4 "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (fTtFy)

353 the letter says part of the records that Princeton must turn over is a

"spreadsheet identifying each person who has, on the ground of race, color, or national origin, been excluded from participation in, been denied the benefits of, or been subjected to discrimination under any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance as a result of the Princeton racism or 'damage' referenced in the President's Letter."

also whatsisface and others in Princeton must submit to interviews under oath

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (nUhF0)

354 306 Three major rules of universities:

No negative publicity, no lawsuits or investigations, and no spooking the donors.

Princeton done violated all three, haha good job!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (Rbfr/)


Scene in Princeton's administrative offices:

"Great job, Chris. Anything else you'd like to put in writing?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (cK+AV)

355
This isn't Barr though, is it? It's the DOE's General Counsel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:02 PM (G51Gf)


I think the DoJ informed the DoE that they opened an investigation

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (PtOP4)

356 Is it really going to be a problem for them, though? I mean, this is all great fun for anti-woke people, but I would be really, really surprised if it ended in a nontrivial fine, or a consent decree, or, well, anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver

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Same here. Hence my question at #188. It *seems* like a stunt that will go on just long enough to "send a message."

The thing is, the only racism that DeVos can possibly uncover is anti-white and anti-Asian stuff, and I haven't seen any evidence that the DOE has been interested in prosecuting that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:05 PM (G51Gf)

Always remember - the Process is the Punishment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (Kpl3J)

357 More than likely they are Meredith Raimondo clones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (ftIhd)

358

Florida Man: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

President of Princeton University: "Hold my caramel mocchiato and watch this!"

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2020 03:10 PM (Pqytn)

359 ALL their graduates are racists.

They should kill themselves before I do.

Posted by: Django....pissed off at September 17, 2020 03:10 PM (Y274z)

360 This is something the DoE has an obligation to investigate at every other Ivy League Indoctrination Center getting Federal funds. Probably should take a look at their endowments too.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 17, 2020 03:04 PM


Oh, that should be the warm-up act. Why stop at the Ivy League? Go after *every* institution that received federal funds and has made any sort of public statement to the effect that "this institution is totes racist". All of them. Heighten the internal contradictions!

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 17, 2020 03:10 PM (b3x5S)

361 >>>(This is the most amazing, wonderful thing ever.)

We agree!

--Harvard and Yale

Posted by: m at September 17, 2020 03:11 PM (vyHb4)

362 I'd actually be surprised if more organizations leave themselves open for this kind of thing. Aren't the autoflagellation missives usually along the lines of "this sort of thing will not be tolerated in our community" instead of "we've been very bad, and we need to be punished"? It takes a special kind of winner to say it, and to put it in writing.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2020 03:11 PM (t+qrx)

363
Has he resigned yet? Certainly there must be some poc worthy of his former position. No justice, no peace!
Posted by: Old Dude

======

I keep challenging these people to insist that a poc be recruited to replace them and then resign. But it seems that fate is always reserved for you, not them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:11 PM (G51Gf)

364 353 the letter says part of the records that Princeton must turn over is a

"spreadsheet identifying each person who has, on the ground of race, color, or national origin, been excluded from participation in, been denied the benefits of, or been subjected to discrimination under any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance as a result of the Princeton racism or 'damage' referenced in the President's Letter."

also whatsisface and others in Princeton must submit to interviews under oath
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (nUhF0)

==========

"Well, we can't prove systemic racism, but we know it's there."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:11 PM (UWqZJ)

365 They aren't going to start looking into "diversity" hiring practices at Ivy League schools, are they?

Asking for a fellow squaw.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 17, 2020 03:11 PM (mU2P/)

366 Princeton has just proven you can eat your own dick. Historic! This is why we have such smart people!

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at September 17, 2020 03:12 PM (FGbUr)

367 Princeton? Sounds gay to me.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2020 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

368 I agree. This is the Most Amazing Thing Ever.

These confessions aren't actually confessions. They're an attempt to assert moral authority over others who are less willing to participate in the confession. Left-wing individuals do this all the time. Gun control? "If I had a gun I'd shoot random people in anger." Racism? "Even I was surprised when the Hispanic pizza delivery boy didn't talk like Cheech and Chong. So how racist must you be?"

I have made a policy of taking people at their word, and am glad that someone took Princeton at its word. It's the right thing to do.

Posted by: Synova at September 17, 2020 03:12 PM (BD/yx)

369 Make the enemy live up to it's own rules.

Posted by: Shooter McLovin at September 17, 2020 03:12 PM (W+TLY)

370 That baby daddy who got popped in Kenosha would be perfect for Princeton to prove they ain't racist.

He's AA, he's disabled, and he's a criminal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:12 PM (ftIhd)

371 Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."

-

Holy crap.

Trump must be landsliding.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (NKuIh)

372


The University Formerly Known as Princeton...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

373 This is awesome.



Can they also look at employers with woke-ass "training" if said employers have contracts with FedGov?



Posted by: Helena Handbasket



I would have to think that Corona bailout money recipients had to be compliant with the Civil Rights Act.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (Bk0np)

374 @Ace in headline and others mentioning DOJ, Barr, etc.: this is the Department of Education, not the Department of Justice, writing the letter. It has nothing to do with DOJ or its Civil Rights Division (which could be counted on to torpedo the investigation).If it goes to trial, the US Attorney for New Jersey would try the case, but until then it's all Department of Education.,

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (dChhw)

375 Northwestern Law School has posted just such a thing in the padt week. I forget where saw it

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (HUANM)

376 What happens when the Feds find out they are racist but it's against whites and for blacks?

Never mind? Call me a racist (rinse and repeat until their throats close up)?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (DePyg)

377
The University Formerly Known as Princeton...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

-----

Thread.
Winner.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

378
I think the DoJ informed the DoE that they opened an investigation
Posted by: Rioting Genius

=======

"the Department's Office of Postsecondary Education, in consultation with the Department's Office of the General Counsel, is opening this investigation."

Honestly, I don't think Barr would bother with this. It's beautiful, but it's a stunt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)

379
They aren't going to start looking into "diversity" hiring practices at Ivy League schools, are they?

Asking for a fellow squaw.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 17, 2020 03:11 PM (mU2P/)


I wouldn't worry about it.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (PtOP4)

380 Holy crap.

Trump must be landsliding.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (NKuIh)

They're getting ready to blame Trump in advance of the debate everyone says isn't gonna happen.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (AfkyQ)

381 Utah has something called the GRAMA requests, the Government Records Access and Management Act. (Utah Code Section 63G-2-201(1). Every person has the right to request records (including emails) from any government entity in Utah. That includes universities taking state funds. So you can request any state or university worker's records or emails at any time.

Does every state have this rule in their books? If not they should.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (Rbfr/)

382 who was it that predicted Trump was going to roll out positive October Surprises every day until the election?

Posted by: x at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

383 Trump should fire Wray today - Russia trying to hurt Biden my ass.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (nFRLh)

384 I supported an MD who did her undergrad at Princeton.

nastiest twat bitch queen you'd ever meet.

she's lucky I didn't poison her.


Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (W2Pud)

385 Rules 4, 5 AND 6. Delicious!

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (yy4fX)

386 dollar sez it is Steven Miller behind this. Love it.
Posted by: DanMan

You mean that Joker?!

Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (9AFWN)

387 Given Nanzi's about face on mostly peaceful protests, what are the odds that Biden gets pulled and replaced?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (Rx19P)

388 Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."
=====

Too late, whore. Enjoy your shit sandwich.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (IaUhN)

389 Northwestern Law School has posted just such a thing in the padt week. I forget where saw it

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (HUANM)


There was a class where the white students and professor had to admit their white privilege and racism and promise to do better. Very Cultural Revolution of them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (QtU2F)

390 Is it really going to be a problem for them, though? I mean, this is all great fun for anti-woke people, but I would be really, really surprised if it ended in a nontrivial fine, or a consent decree, or, well, anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver


The point, though, is even if nothing of substance comes of it, it'll throw cold water on anybody thinking about signaling virtue in this way. Because they just don't know that they won't get rung up, even if Princeton didn't.

Moral: STFU. An outcome fervently to be desired.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (cK+AV)

391 388 Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."
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Too late, whore. Enjoy your shit sandwich.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (IaUhN)

==========

Theory:

Democrats' internal polls have largely matched public polls for a while because they've operated under the same assumption, that the 2020 electorate was going to be much more like 2018 than 2016.

It's become increasingly clear as time has gone on that that's not going to be the case, that 2020 is going to be much closer to 2016 than 2018. That's now being factored into internal polls, even if public polls are only beginning to acknowledge the problem.

Why didn't Democrats react to the riots sooner? Because their flawed internal polls told them it was fine.

Why are they reacting now? Because they've fixed their polls and they realize that they've been in deep shit for months and the just hadn't realized it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)

392 That baby daddy who got popped in Kenosha would be perfect for Princeton to prove they ain't racist.

He's AA, he's disabled, and he's a criminal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:12 PM (ftIhd)

-

Some NFL team voted on a name to put on the back of their helmets last weekend. Steelers maybe?

Anyway, they chose some 17 year old named Antwon who participated in a drive-by shooting. Still had residue on his hands when he attempted the scene after the cops pulled him over, and his pistol was still under his seat. Officers were acquitted on all counts after only four days.

But he was shot by the police, so he's a hero.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (NKuIh)

393
Fucking PA supreme court now allowing mail-in ballots to be allowed 3 days after the election.

This has to be stopped. But "it's a tax/it's a sex."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

394 Princeton University should learn English. It is not "embedded" with racism.

It may be infested with racism. Racism may be embedded in Princeton University, which is what I think they mean.

For Princeton to be embedded in racism it would have to join racism like a war correspondent and go around as part of a larger structure of systemic racism.

When did the Ivies stop teaching English?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (q2K0j)

395 Per Pelosi's statement the Dems internals must be really bad today.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (nFRLh)

396 I need a washcloth over here.

Posted by: Erebus at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (ehRBc)

397 As to riots in November - don't forget the Rad Left's biggest weakness, which has already been on full display. They have no ability to project force beyond those jurisdictions in which they control City Government and the DA's offices. That's not going to change. This means they can create havoc on the West Coast, as they have, and they can wreck places like NYC, Chicago, and Minneapolis. Ok, so you do it some more, so what? Kenosha was a relatively small city that got caught by surprise, but I don't think that turned out to be much of a victory for them.

So, if they want to continue wrecking their own home towns, go ahead, knock yourselves out. You gotta live there, we don't. The only place that I can see where we've got to put extra effort into defending is D.C., but I think that can be done with a just a few small shows of force.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

398 nurse ratched

Never want to be on your bad side. Never.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (hyuyC)

399 This is what you get when you put them in charge.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (Y274z)

400 395 Per Pelosi's statement the Dems internals must be really bad today.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (nFRLh)

========

"But trust us, Trump has gotten no bump since June!"
-Pollsters

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (UWqZJ)

401 I think I would like to see the list of Critical Race Theory attendees.


Just the white ones. So I could identify the confessed racists for future reference.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (Bk0np)

402 ...Too late, whore. Enjoy your shit sandwich.
===

Next get your nephew to open California. Fck face!

Posted by: Pliney at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (nzKWW)

403 393
Fucking PA supreme court now allowing mail-in ballots to be allowed 3 days after the election

==

so that's how Wolf will steal the election

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (nUhF0)

404 391
Why are they reacting now? Because they've fixed their polls and they realize that they've been in deep shit for months and the just hadn't realized it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)


I think they're fucked and they know they are. Way too late. The Dems have given themselves their own Trump nickname "Rioting Dems."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (s2VJv)

405 Why are they reacting now? Because they've fixed their polls and they realize that they've been in deep shit for months and the just hadn't realized it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)

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You know what would keep that from happening.????


Just do the right fucking thing to begin with.

Im spit balling here tho so I might be off a tad.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

406 397 As to riots in November - don't forget the Rad Left's biggest weakness, which has already been on full display. They have no ability to project force beyond those jurisdictions in which they control City Government and the DA's offices. That's not going to change. This means they can create havoc on the West Coast, as they have, and they can wreck places like NYC, Chicago, and Minneapolis. Ok, so you do it some more, so what? Kenosha was a relatively small city that got caught by surprise, but I don't think that turned out to be much of a victory for them.

So, if they want to continue wrecking their own home towns, go ahead, knock yourselves out. You gotta live there, we don't. The only place that I can see where we've got to put extra effort into defending is D.C., but I think that can be done with a just a few small shows of force.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

Yeah, I imagine the "civil war" after a Trump victory would be pathetic and short.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

407
What happens when the Feds find out they are racist but it's against whites and for blacks?

Never mind? Call me a racist (rinse and repeat until their throats close up)?
Posted by: East Bay Jay

=======

Exactly! Unfortunately, that's why I express skepticism. The DOE hasn't shown any interest in prosecuting Harvard or other institutions for anti-white, anti-Asian admissions policies. The big case is losing right now in federal courts (although an appeals court has agreed to review their latest loss, yay).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (G51Gf)

408 If they manipulation of admission standards thing gets legs, with luck we'll get back to straight standardized tests for admission. You have N places, you take the top N students on the SAT. Kinda like the NFL Combine, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (cK+AV)

409 395 Per Pelosi's statement the Dems internals must be really bad today.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (nFRLh)


Internals. Porn designation and ewwww..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

410 I need a washcloth over here.
Posted by: Erebus

The curtains are on your right.

--- J. Comey

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (Rvt88)

411 They're getting ready to blame Trump in advance of the debate everyone says isn't gonna happen.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (AfkyQ)
---
Chris Plante said that the Wapo already printed an editorial about all the (get ready for this) RIGHT WING violence all over the country. It's "all right wing".

I mean how much closer can you get to a lying sack of shit and not be a lying sack of shit?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (Eicbe)

412 The only way this could be better is if after the investigation, the DOJ concludes that -

"Yes, we found evidence of systematic racism and racist policies against Asian and White Students.

And then fines the living daylights out of them.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (EERbD)

413 "Rioting Dims"

Does not have the same panache as say "The Fighting Irish."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (ftIhd)

414 Discovery. Demand production, in hard copy, of every document, in print or electronic medium, that every employee at every level at Princeton has produced since 2013. This of course shall apply to every email, every tweet, and every text message. All shall be documented and turned over the Dep't of Education, and the Justice Dep't if necessary.

See how Princeton Prof's like them apples.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 02:35 PM


Hard copy? Good grief! What do you have against the forests of Georgia?

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (qDSku)

415 387 Given Nanzi's about face on mostly peaceful protests, what are the odds that Biden gets pulled and replaced?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (Rx19P)
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Zero.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (M/9m0)

416 405 Why are they reacting now? Because they've fixed their polls and they realize that they've been in deep shit for months and the just hadn't realized it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)

-----

You know what would keep that from happening.????


Just do the right fucking thing to begin with.

Im spit balling here tho so I might be off a tad.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

==========

The best way to win the next election is to govern well now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:18 PM (UWqZJ)

417 I am sure the major donors of Princeton are swooning today in high dudgeon and itchy hives.


Imagining Thurston Howell the Turd, lounging after his repast in his imported cherry library from a castle in France. Smoking a Cuban and downing the finest brandy, calling his financial dude to cancel all contributions and write a stern letter to the President of Princeton. The leather chair he flop sweats on is making that fart noise as his vast buttocks move in outrage, while his wuss-a-doodle cowers in fear by the ottoman having a wee on the Persian rug.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (SK2xO)

418 382 who was it that predicted Trump was going to roll out positive October Surprises every day until the election?
Posted by: x at September 17, 2020 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

I said it a few months ago. I saw a couple here say it yesterday.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (AfkyQ)

419 This is what you get when you put them in charge.Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (Y274z)+++
And it's going to be unholy hell getting them out.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (LGXGf)

420 Fucking PA supreme court now allowing mail-in ballots to be allowed 3 days after the election

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Y'all can count whatever whenever you want. Election day is still election day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (NKuIh)

421
Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting.


This is because some homeless guy left his essence of domocracy in her driveway the other day

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (PtOP4)

422 Hard copy? Good grief! What do you have against the forests of Georgia?

Well Gaylord is publishing a book that will clear cut the Amazon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (ftIhd)

423 This is great. Princeton thought it could get away with a little virtue-signalling, RISK-FREE.

I hope this becomes a thing.

Wine Moms shilling for illegals should have to put them up in their spare bedrooms.

White BLM supporters should be forced to live and work in the 'hood.

Jews who shill for the Palestinians should have to live next door to Mosques.

etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (HrMC1)

424 You know what would keep that from happening.????


Just do the right fucking thing to begin with.

Im spit balling here tho so I might be off a tad.
=====

Oh, they did...riots, strife, grief and death are the right things...for them. Just not so much for everyone else.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (IaUhN)

425 As Rush Limbaugh says when people cringe at some Trump action or tweet: "this is what fighting back look like".

Enjoy the Federal proctoscope Princeton.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (xXx5y)

426 Nurse!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (TdMsT)

427 I need a washcloth over here.
Posted by: Erebus

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Make sure you don't accidently wipe your phone.

Posted by: Andrew Weissman at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (Eicbe)

428 Wray is still on the Russia bullshit? Why oh why does anyone believe this? I mean, despite the absence of evidence, it just makes no damn sense. Why would Russia prefer Trump - an America-first loose cannon wildcard - to Hillary Clinton of the infamous "reset" and Uranium One and lying down in Eastern Europe? Why would Russia prefer Trump over Joe Biden of Ukranian scandal and general pliability and an affiliated cabal?

Never mind the total absence of evidence. The entire story makes no sense unless Russia is an irrational actor that is not looking out for Russia. That is not the case. Among major nations, only the US has leadership that seeks to destroy the country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (hYcqw)

429 gonna need poll watchers at the Post Office

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (nUhF0)

430 These Ivy Leaguers are not very bright, are they?

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 17, 2020 03:20 PM (L9P9s)

431 Been busy at work. If other people had actually showed up today, I'd probably have a lot of people wondering why I'm stifling laughter.

Comedy. Gold.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 17, 2020 03:20 PM (iqGHD)

432
OT, bulk 5.56 Prvi Partizan brass is available right now at Target Sports USA for $649 per thousand, and free shipping included.

https://tinyurl.com/y3oe7zv7

Not cheap compared to a few months ago, but at least it's available.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2020 03:20 PM (sy5kK)

433 Chris Plante said that the Wapo already printed an editorial about all the (get ready for this) RIGHT WING violence all over the country. It's "all right wing".

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(looks back to the beginning of the year to find when I first said this would be the plan with the antifa silliness)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 03:20 PM (NKuIh)

434 397 The only place that I can see where we've got to put extra effort into defending is D.C., but I think that can be done with a just a few small shows of force.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)


Has the occupation of Lafayette Park commenced? If they try to tear down the Washington Monument or torch the Lincoln Memorial, the Democrat Party is finished for a very long time.

They know it. And that more than the polls, or with the polls, is making Pelosi now panic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

435 This is the funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (3bkJr)

436 Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in
them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not
include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted.
That is lawlessness."



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Holy crap.



Trump must be landsliding.


"People will do what people will do." Right, Nanzi?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (HaL55)

437
I wonder what Prince they're named for. Probably Leopold II, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (jbllq)

438
"spreadsheet identifying each person who has, on the ground of race, color, or national origin, been excluded from participation in, been denied the benefits of, or been subjected to discrimination under any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance as a result of the Princeton racism or 'damage' referenced in the President's Letter."

also whatsisface and others in Princeton must submit to interviews under oath
Posted by: vmom 2020

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I really *really* hope they go through with all that, especially as everyone involved will know it's a charade and a time-waster. I was looking for the letter itself (not very hard, obviously!)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (G51Gf)

439 Waste paper baskets apparently have more sense then Ivy League tenured twats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (ftIhd)

440 The University Formerly Known as Princeton...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

I relatively recently learned that was the actual case for Rutgers.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (2DOZq)

441 Ha fucking ha. It's about time we started Kafka-trapping THEM.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (H8QX8)

442 437
I wonder what Prince they're named for. Probably Leopold II, if you catch my drift.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2020 03:21 PM (jbllq)


Prince Ton = Nadler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (s2VJv)

443 Salty!

Ladyl!


computer "upgrades" are just the bestest!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

444 Speaker Pelosi: "We support peaceful demonstrations. We participate in them. They are part of the essence of our democracy. That does not include looting, starting fires, or rioting. They should be prosecuted. That is lawlessness."


Meaningless political theater unless she provides us, in writing, her definitions of looting, starting fires, and rioting.

Also, "should be prosecuted" is a long way from "must be prosecuted."

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (AMIL/)

445 Chris Plante said that the Wapo already printed an editorial about all
the (get ready for this) RIGHT WING violence all over the country. It's
"all right wing".




Really? Then prove it.


And show your work.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (HaL55)

446 Chris Plante said that the Wapo already printed an editorial about all the (get ready for this) RIGHT WING violence all over the country. It's "all right wing".
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As has been said before, if this were the case, why are left-wing rulers so reluctant to take steps to tamp it down?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (HyH3u)

447 What's that kid's, name, you know, with the funny laugh? His dad made tv sets. Muntz. That's it. Nelson Muntz laugh. Hah Hahh.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (C1Lsn)

448 Meaningless political theater unless she provides us, in writing, her definitions of looting, starting fires, and rioting.

Also, "should be prosecuted" is a long way from "must be prosecuted."
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (AMIL/)
++++++++++++
And that itself is a far distance from "shall be prosecuted."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)

449 They went after Steve Bannon saying they committed fraud on their donors by taking salary.

Posted by: MikeN at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (3G2Nq)

450 353
the letter says part of the records that Princeton must turn over is a



"spreadsheet identifying each person who has, on the ground of race,
color, or national origin, been excluded from participation in, been
denied the benefits of, or been subjected to discrimination under any
program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance as a result
of the Princeton racism or 'damage' referenced in the President's
Letter."



also whatsisface and others in Princeton must submit to interviews under oath

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:09 PM (nUhF0)

On one hand the institution certified with the highest level of certification that they comply with all nondiscrimination laws on the books, on the other hand they very publicly refute that with extreme vehemence and wokeness.
Kinda puts the DOE in a tough spot doesn't it.

I'm sure the Preezy of Princsty is looking for the escape goat who signed the attestation right now so that person can be offered to the wolves.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (kx/Pp)

451 Officers were acquitted on all counts after only four days.
_________________

And there were three blacks on the jury that acquitted the cop who shot Rose. Of all charges.

You'd think some blacks might start to wonder if they had all the pertinent facts about these cases, of if they're just being played by people who are more than happy to use their black bodies as cannon fodder in the race war they're ginning up.

Here's a hint, black folks: You're being played.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (k4dH2)

452 Prince Ton = Nadler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:22 PM (s2VJv)
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That's Paunce Ton

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)

453
You know what would keep that from happening.????


Just do the right fucking thing to begin with.

Im spit balling here tho so I might be off a tad.
Posted by: fixerupper

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The consequences of being unprincipled. It's so basic a 5-year-old could have told them, but no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:24 PM (G51Gf)

454 Fucking PA supreme court now allowing mail-in ballots to be allowed 3 days after the election.

This has to be stopped. But "it's a tax/it's a sex."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (s

This is where an aggressive DOJ/AG swoops in and files for action based on some pertinent Federal statutes.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at September 17, 2020 03:24 PM (xXx5y)

455 Regarding Nancy suddenly decrying violence.

Hasn't the rioting stopped over the past few days?
Or have I not been paying attention?

This proves they can call it off when they want.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 03:24 PM (HrMC1)

456 Never mind the total absence of evidence. The entire story makes no sense unless Russia is an irrational actor that is not looking out for Russia. That is not the case. Among major nations, only the US has leadership that seeks to destroy the country.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 03:19 PM (hYcqw)

They love watching us argue with their stupid bullshit. Wastes time while they come up with more and continue with their own malfeasance.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (AfkyQ)

457 451 Officers were acquitted on all counts after only four days.
_________________

And there were three blacks on the jury that acquitted the cop who shot Rose. Of all charges.

You'd think some blacks might start to wonder if they had all the pertinent facts about these cases, of if they're just being played by people who are more than happy to use their black bodies as cannon fodder in the race war they're ginning up.

Here's a hint, black folks: You're being played.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (k4dH2)

==========

This is just further proof that the American system of governance is racist. Any black person who participates gets co-opted. Tear the whole thing down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (UWqZJ)

458 Way to go Eisgruber, you're doing bukkake theater wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (ftIhd)

459 Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (qpX6U)

460 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (HwiWi)

461 SCHADENBONER!!!

Posted by: rechill at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (lYLWl)

462 458 Way to go Eisgruber, you're doing bukkake theater wrong.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (ftIhd)


He's not the bukkak-er for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

463
I am sure the major donors of Princeton are swooning today in high dudgeon and itchy hives.


Imagining
Thurston Howell the Turd, lounging after his repast in his imported
cherry library from a castle in France. Smoking a Cuban and downing the
finest brandy, calling his financial dude to cancel all contributions
and write a stern letter to the President of Princeton. The leather
chair he flop sweats on is making that fart noise as his vast buttocks
move in outrage, while his wuss-a-doodle cowers in fear by the ottoman
having a wee on the Persian rug.


*sniff* That was beautiful...pure poetry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:26 PM (HaL55)

464 A thought surfaces- someone mentioned corps uptrend re: struggle sessions. A few weeks ago, ace mentioned these were actually forced confessions to be used in the future by our woke masters to fire the old and bring in the new guard. This is just that move, but by Trump. It's woke jiu jitsu!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 17, 2020 03:26 PM (DuSZC)

465 455 Regarding Nancy suddenly decrying violence.

Hasn't the rioting stopped over the past few days?
Or have I not been paying attention?

This proves they can call it off when they want.
Posted by: JoeF


rioting is way down on the west coast because you can't breathe when you go outside.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 03:26 PM (W2Pud)

466 459 Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.
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How much federal funding are they receiving? That might a bit more than a million.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:26 PM (Rx19P)

467 459 Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (qpX6U)

I think the Universities' endowments should foot this reparations shit. A great education opens a lot of socio-economic doors. And this has been going on for how long?

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:26 PM (ONvIw)

468 rioting is way down on the west coast because you can't breathe when you go outside.
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The good news is they're running out of flammable material.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (Rx19P)

469 Even if the fine is only a million dollars it will still gall the idiots at Princeton because it damages their brand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (ftIhd)

470
rioting is way down on the west coast because you can't breathe when you go outside.

Damn that Trump and his denial of climate change!

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (HwiWi)

471 I wonder how they will stop Trump talking directly to Biden during the debate. Will Piss Wallace say things like "Talk to me, sir, I'm the moderator."?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (AfkyQ)

472 Discrimination should launch a few thousand lawsuits, IMO

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (ONvIw)

473 How much federal funding are they receiving? That might a bit more than a million.
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It should be preemptively cut off...just to be sure.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (0CfO9)

474
Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.+++
I thought a RICO conviction took everything. "Embedded" means it's been going on for generations.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (LGXGf)

475 These investigations are incredibly labor-intensive and expensive for the university. The university must set up an operation for the discovery and maintenance of all documents spanning the years under investigation.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (H8QX8)

476 They know it. And that more than the polls, or with the polls, is making Pelosi now panic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

I agree - and the best part of Pelosi's switch is her thinking she can control it. Her problem is that the violent radical left is still her most solid core of grass roots supporters - that's her base. How is her base going to react when they're ordered to shut up and go back home and stay there?

I'm guessing they'll react like any drunken loudmouthed 19 or 20 year old who's told to shut up and go home and stay there. Models of self control, they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

477 469 Even if the fine is only a million dollars it will still gall the idiots at Princeton because it damages their brand.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (ftIhd)

Fine Schmine, class action lawsuit

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (ONvIw)

478 Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.
Posted by: gp



A million per student affected? Over the years.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (U3fW+)

479 We were against racism before we were for it.

Posted by: Princeton at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (EgshT)

480 473 How much federal funding are they receiving? That might a bit more than a million.
=====

It should be preemptively cut off...just to be sure.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (0CfO9)

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An injunction to prevent them from functioning. No more racisms to the students until this gets figured out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)

481 Fucking PA supreme court now allowing mail-in ballots to be allowed 3 days after the election.

This has to be stopped. But "it's a tax/it's a sex."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 03:15 PM (s
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It's judges all the way down.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (Eicbe)

482

Hey Princeton, do you know that all courses at online Khan Academy are FREE?

You will, someday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)

483 Masked flaming skull material!

Matthew Foldi
@MatthewFoldi
BREAKING:

Jennifer Rubin acknowledges reality, drops "conservative" from bio.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

484 All those lifetimes of lost earnings....will 25B be enough?

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:29 PM (ONvIw)

485 "Princeton University manages approximately $300M of sponsored research funding annually. Most of the University's research funding comes from federal agencies, with companies, foundations, and other private entities becoming increasingly important sources of support."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2020 03:29 PM (qpX6U)

486 I still submit that the DoED has to go.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:29 PM (wa97d)

487 Holy shit.

I just ripped stright through my jeans and knocked my coffee off the desk.

Muh Turgids!

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (h6CBW)

488 The schaden.... I don't need to see a doctor unless this lasts longer than 4 hours right?

Posted by: mikethemoose at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (Y6UV7)

489
Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (qpX6U)


I guess that would by how many people file a civil rights claim wouldn't it?

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (PtOP4)

490
Wine Moms shilling for illegals should have to put them up in their spare bedrooms.

White BLM supporters should be forced to live and work in the 'hood.

Jews who shill for the Palestinians should have to live next door to Mosques.

etc, etc, etc.
Posted by: JoeF.

========

omg, sentenced to community service YES! This is the one time when I'd rather see it than fines -- which Princeton can afford.

All the woke deans forced to hire the lowest-scoring admittees of color as their speech writers, reps, assistants, etc. Those people would still be pretty well qualified, but taking the choice away from the wokers would be fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (G51Gf)

491 Hilarious!
Princeton loses no matter what they say!

Posted by: Pj at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (qlTN9)

492 Freeze Federal funding until the investigation is over and some verdict is reached.

Princeton will be having so many bake sales, the whole campus will go into a diabetic coma.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (ftIhd)

493 Matthew Foldi
@MatthewFoldi
BREAKING:

Jennifer Rubin acknowledges reality, drops "conservative" from bio.
=====

She could also drop "woman," "human," and "sane" as well.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (0CfO9)

494 488 The schaden.... I don't need to see a doctor unless this lasts longer than 4 hours right?
Posted by: mikethemoose at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (Y6UV7)

But the doctor part is ugly...needle and bloodletting.

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:31 PM (ONvIw)

495 I thought about Princeton when I was considering college. How much do they owe me?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:31 PM (Rx19P)

496 I hope we get shit like this every single day of Trump's 2nd term.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:31 PM (AfkyQ)

497 The PA thing is a mess.

They are anticipating election night problems in advance. How do you rule on something before it might happen?

The how is this equal voting if Pennsylvania gets three extra days to count after the election night?

The ballots also need no proof , other than some weird negation that they can be counted if there is no proof they were completed after the election deadline of 8 pm.

Then they allow unmanned drop off boxes.


No one else in the United States will get this privilege.

Add to that the political body should determine their own elections so where is the PA Supreme Court deriving the authority to give PA voters supremacy over all other voters in the nation.

Posted by: Greange at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (zsvDc)

498 Hilarious!
Princeton loses no matter what they say!


Yup. That's my President right there.

Not directly, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (HaL55)

499 >> I thought about Princeton when I was considering college. How much do they owe me?


I got in. Never thought about attending, though.


Too racist.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (h6CBW)

500 Call as witnesses the grievance department staff. Have them expound on the institutional racism at their own university. It will be the quickest way to get those departments defunded.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)

501 This is cute and fun and all, but we all know what the answer to this is, and if we can figure it out, the expensive lawyers working for Princeton will certainly figure it out:

"Princeton is 'racist' but not in a way that meets any sort of statutory or regulatory definition. Princeton operates entirely within the law, but the law -- indeed the entire Anglo-American legal system -- is inherently racist."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 17, 2020 03:33 PM (HhaYz)

502 Speaking of racism, this hatchet job in journalism comes from Portland:

https://tinyurl.com/y63xha22

Delta Park was also where they had the dog and horse track. Notice how they drag in Vanport, which hasn't been around since the 40s, to smear the Proud Boys.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 17, 2020 03:33 PM (JKNZq)

503 Here's a hint, black folks: You're being played.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 03:23 PM (k4dH2)

==========

This is just further proof that the American system of governance is racist. Any black person who participates gets co-opted. Tear the whole thing down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (UWqZJ)

There ain't a whole lot of PoCs (to use the favored term) in the riots. Every time I look at them there are a whole lot of spoiled rich kids wit mommy/daddy issues.

That is, spoiled WHITE kids with mommy/daddy issues.

(Which makes me kinda glad that I had to figure out how to finance my own college experience on my own. There was no college fund waiting for me when I was done with my 12-year lockup.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:33 PM (wa97d)

504 471 I wonder how they will stop Trump talking directly to Biden during the debate. Will Piss Wallace say things like "Talk to me, sir, I'm the moderator."?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (AfkyQ)

stream of consciousness:

"Oh sure Chris, I'll talk to you, and I'm telling ya, I just wonder, why won't Joe apologize to Tara Reid? What goes through his mind? Well, not much anymore, but still, I think it'd be the nice thing to do. But I understand, I get falsely accused, prominent people do these days, and so even though Ms. Reid accused Joe of the most disgusting sexual assault, it may not be true at all. I get it, I do."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

505 This has to be one of the best leftist own-goals of all time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

506 Add to that the political body should determine their own elections so
where is the PA Supreme Court deriving the authority to give PA voters
supremacy over all other voters in the nation.+++
Somehow, you just know this is going to come down to Roberts casting the deciding vote.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (LGXGf)

507 I wonder if the Left knows how badly they fucked up:

@charliespiering 26m

TRUMP: "Critical Race Theory, the 1619 Project, and the crusade against American history is toxic propaganda - ideological poison that, if not removed, will dissolve the civic bonds that tie us together."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (D2I2k)

508 Princeton legal is patiently explaining with hand puppets and one syllable words to Eisgruber that he has placed the whole school firmly between Scylla and Charybdis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (ftIhd)

509 500 Call as witnesses the grievance department staff. Have them expound on the institutional racism at their own university. It will be the quickest way to get those departments defunded.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)

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"No one from the architecture program came to the women's studies department's play titled Only Ugly Vaginas are Beautiful!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

510 488 The schaden.... I don't need to see a doctor unless this lasts longer than 4 hours right?
Posted by: mikethemoose at September 17, 2020 03:30 PM (Y6UV7)

But the doctor part is ugly...needle and bloodletting.
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:31 PM (ONvIw)
.......

I thought they used leeches.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

511 I wonder how they will stop Trump talking directly to Biden during the debate. Will Piss Wallace say things like "Talk to me, sir, I'm the moderator."?
Posted by: ...

I simply can't believe Biden's campaign will allow a face to face debate.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (Rvt88)

512 459 Princeton endowment is $25 billion. What's the civil rights violation going to cost them? A million maybe.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2020 03:25 PM (qpX6U)
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Ah, but the discovery process and embarrassment are priceless!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (M/9m0)

513 Hilarious that an institution completely dominated and run by Leftists for at least two generations is professing to be embedded by racism and white supremacy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (H8QX8)

514 I predict 54% Trump Favorability this week. Nanzi is scared shitless.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (Rx19P)

515 I thought they used leeches.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T

That would give one more privacy.

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

516
I still submit that the DoED has to go.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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Agreed, along with many departments... but for now, dedicate them to dirty tricks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:35 PM (G51Gf)

517 I bet Rubin smells like old cheese and pee. She's definitely crazy cat lady material.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2020 03:35 PM (jbllq)

518
I'm fine if this thread goes to 1000 comments! The topic is so fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:35 PM (G51Gf)

519 omg, sentenced to community service YES! This is the one time when I'd rather see it than fines -- which Princeton can afford.

Community service in Newark or Camden. Now THAT has real possibilities. Especially if they do their community service on hot summer nights.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:35 PM (cK+AV)

520 Princeton = ANTIFA Flame Dancer
Systemic Racism = Molotov Cocktail

Barr = Yakkity Sax Player

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2020 03:35 PM (h6CBW)

521 Rubin, a cat lady?

Cats have cat style.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (ftIhd)

522 Any ballot in PA that is late should be destroyed.
If not destroyed, segregated, and tallied.
I am sure the final tally of that illegitimate batch will be revealing in the extreme.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (ufFY8)

523 471 I wonder how they will stop Trump talking directly to Biden during the debate. Will Piss Wallace say things like "Talk to me, sir, I'm the moderator."?
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 03:27 PM (AfkyQ)

You know, it wouldn't be so bad if BOTH sides had to address each other through the moderator, much like how in the House of Commons, no one can address each other directly, but rather through the Speaker.

(I wish the debates in Congress were more like those in Commons, since the press refuses to hold people to account.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (wa97d)

524 Somehow, you just know this is going to come down to Roberts casting the deciding vote.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (LGXGf)


..........

The Biden camp is pre-litegating the election.

That is probably not a word but sometimes you have to go there to describe the shamelessness of The Left.

Posted by: Greange at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (zsvDc)

525 This is better than SCUBA Divers gang fighting underwater.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (Rx19P)

526 Then they allow unmanned drop off boxes.


No one else in the United States will get this privilege.

Posted by: Greange at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (zsvDc)

Oh, hi!

Posted by: WA State at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (Ez6QX)

527 dollar sez it is Steven Miller behind this. Love it.
Posted by: DanMan

You mean that Joker?!
Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2020


*
*

The Space Cowboy.

Some call him the Gangster of Love.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (Ejm1K)

528
Soooooo...... I can treat priaprism myself after a trip to the bait shop.

Handy piece of knowledge to have if you ask me.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

529 predict 54% Trump Favorability this week. Nanzi is scared shitless.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (Rx19P)

They'd never announce a poll result like that.

The gig would be up if they did.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (HrMC1)

530 524 Somehow, you just know this is going to come down to Roberts casting the deciding vote.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (LGXGf)


Fait accompli.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (H8QX8)

531
Ah, but the discovery process and embarrassment are priceless!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

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And they do look thorough! See vmom @353.

If the DOE really makes them go through all that, and Princeton KNOWS that it's a stunt, that's especially delicious.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (G51Gf)

532 TRUMP: "Critical Race Theory, the 1619 Project, and the crusade against American history is toxic propaganda - ideological poison that, if not removed, will dissolve the civic bonds that tie us together."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (D2I2k)
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Perfectly said.
And no truer words were spoken.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (M/9m0)

533 525 This is better than SCUBA Divers gang fighting underwater.
Posted by: Puddin Head


+500 points for correctly capitalizing SCUBA.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (HEEq1)

534 >>> This is cute and fun and all, but we all know what the answer to this is, and if we can figure it out, the expensive lawyers working for Princeton will certainly figure it out:

When you shoot at someone's feet it isn't about hitting them. It's about making them dance. Entertaining you, and looking, impotent and foolish in front of others.

Posted by: mikethemoose at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (Y6UV7)

535 Maybe Princeton isn't racist racist.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (kA3Cp)

536 And the folks that collect those ballots in the unmanned drop off boxes of WA state do not wear any official badge or uniform when they collect those ballots.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (JKNZq)

537 526 Then they allow unmanned drop off boxes.


No one else in the United States will get this privilege.

Posted by: Greange at September 17, 2020 03:32 PM (zsvDc)

Oh, hi!
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Rigging an election is a Federal Offense. Civil Rights and all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (Rx19P)

538 The Space Cowboy.

Some call him the Gangster of Love.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

What's a 'pompatus' anyway?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (Rvt88)

539 516
I still submit that the DoED has to go.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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Agreed, along with many departments... but for now, dedicate them to dirty tricks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:35 PM (G51Gf)

Indeed. I see your point. Kinda like the old piece of advice, if you want a bad law repealed, have it STRICTLY enforced to bring home just how bad it is.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (wa97d)

540 "DOJ"?

I think you mean "DOE".

Posted by: jbspry at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (ATe9j)

541 536 And the folks that collect those ballots in the unmanned drop off boxes of WA state do not wear any official badge or uniform when they collect those ballots.
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They drive Buicks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (Rx19P)

542 That whirring sound we hear is Saul Alinsky spinning in his grave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (HaL55)

543 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (t+qrx)

544 Next, we need to find out why they're hiring all these racists (since, if you're white, you're racist).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

545 TRUMP: "Critical Race Theory, the 1619 Project, and the crusade against American history is toxic propaganda - ideological poison that, if not removed, will dissolve the civic bonds that tie us together."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2020 03:34 PM (D2I2k)

I have been waiting 30 years for a president to say this.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 03:38 PM (HrMC1)

546 This is called a Woken Arrow in a proper military blog,

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2020 03:39 PM (Y274z)

547 What's a 'pompatus' anyway?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (Rvt8

And how does that get you the name Maur(heavy roll)ice? I never have understood that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:39 PM (wa97d)

548 Woken Arrow?

Now have this image of Eisgruber wearing one of those arrow headbands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 03:40 PM (ftIhd)

549
Hilarious that an institution completely dominated and run by Leftists for at least two generations is professing to be embedded by racism and white supremacy.
Posted by: Ordinary American

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Somehow they're also rape zones.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2020 03:40 PM (G51Gf)

550 Princeton President: Hey, I think I'll do some Woke Virtue Signaling! The institution I'm in charge of is institutionally racist!

DeVos: Ok, racist. Discrimination based on race is against the law. Can you prove you're racist, or are you going to retract that claim?

Posted by: starboardhelm at September 17, 2020 03:40 PM (yy4fX)

551 Trump has such big balls that all women within 100 yards begin ovulating when he walks into a room.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2020 03:40 PM (HEEq1)

552 Oh, hi!
-------------------------
Rigging an election is a Federal Offense. Civil Rights and all.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 03:37 PM (Rx19P)

Not if you rig an election in the favor of the party with the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it, and it alone, sees fit. I bet if you look in the 14th Amendment, you'll find a section covering it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:41 PM (wa97d)

553 If Harris wins in November, does this get dropped like a hot potato? Or would the optics (dropping a civil rights investigation against a major university) make that too risky?

Posted by: junior at September 17, 2020 03:41 PM (WxHIU)

554

"Princeton is 'racist' but not in a way that meets any sort of statutory or regulatory definition. Princeton operates entirely within the law, but the law -- indeed the entire Anglo-American legal system -- is inherently racist."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete




But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 03:41 PM (U3fW+)

555 You know, it wouldn't be so bad if BOTH sides had to address each other through the moderator, much like how in the House of Commons, no one can address each other directly, but rather through the Speaker.

(I wish the debates in Congress were more like those in Commons, since the press refuses to hold people to account.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:36 PM (wa97d)


Robert's Rule of Order are almost never followed anywhere in the US, but actually make a lot of sense, and promote a more business-like atmosphere. Addressing the convener of the meeting rather than participants, and doing that only after being recognized by the convener of the meeting, cuts down on a lot of time-wasting back and forth.

But, I could never get people to actually do this consistently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:41 PM (cK+AV)

556 You know what would keep that from happening.????


Just do the right fucking thing to begin with.

Im spit balling here tho so I might be off a tad.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

You really are spitballing. Seriously, you are expecting the government to do the right thing??? AT ALL, much less to begin with???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 03:42 PM (wa97d)

557 I guess I file this story under "#twoweeks."

Couple of days ago I asked why hasn't DOJ indicted Netflix over Cuties. Everybody said "because DOJ is corrupt and filled with pedos."

Today we get this story and everybody is like "Yay DOJ!"

We believe what we want to believe.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2020 03:42 PM (qpX6U)

558 If Harris wins in November, does this get dropped like a hot potato? Or would the optics (dropping a civil rights investigation against a major university) make that too risky?
Posted by: junior at September 17, 2020 03:41 PM (WxHIU)


Dropped like a hot potato, guaranteed. Consider Obongo's administration dropping the already won case against the New Black Panther Party for interfering with the election in Philadelphia (?).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:43 PM (cK+AV)

559 Agreed, along with many departments... but for now, dedicate them to dirty tricks.

It's about time a federal department started working for us Normals for a change.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 03:43 PM (HaL55)

560 He is right about critical theory. When I took classes in CC in college, they never told us where it came from or from whom. I had to learn about that after i graduated.
And it's bad--the Frankfurt School, old has been commies who couldn't take no for an answer. They have been very successful, unfortunately. Backers say, well, it's just giving the other side of America's faults.
Nope. It's a full throated condemnation.

Posted by: Pj at September 17, 2020 03:43 PM (qlTN9)

561 So, Hariss Faulker just does the "This is not who we are" thing?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2020 03:46 PM (Eicbe)

562 nood perverts

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 03:47 PM (nUhF0)

563 I watched A Beautiful Mind (and the porn version A Beautiful Hind) and I do not remember seeing a single mathematician of color at Princeton

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 17, 2020 03:47 PM (LSoOS)

564 158
20

Some class-action lawyers need to get on this pronto.


Princeton, by its own admission, has been defrauding consumers for many decades!


And it no doubt has a multi-billion-dollar endowment.


Think of the attorney fees!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2020 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

And now every college in this country is going to start sweating because they have all done the same.
And corporations - how many have declared that they are bastions of racism and white supremacy in violation of the EEOC?


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 17, 2020 02:45 PM (mSgQG)

Do you work at a company htat does business with the Federal Government? Is that company doing the "Diversity" racism thing?
Talk to an employment lawyer. See if you can become a "whistleblower"

Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at September 17, 2020 03:49 PM (XbP7q)

565 The secondary public education institution I went to many moons ago had "slave sales" by at least one of the clubs in which the highest bidder would "buy" a student for a day to do the bidding of his or her new "master". Was always popular. Bidding started at 25 cents; saw more than one person "sold" at that price.

Posted by: jim at September 17, 2020 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

566 565
The secondary public education institution I went to many moons ago had
"slave sales" by at least one of the clubs in which the highest bidder
would "buy" a student for a day to do the bidding of his or her new
"master". Was always popular. Bidding started at 25 cents; saw more than
one person "sold" at that price.


Posted by: jim at September 17, 2020 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

Might still have pictures of it in my yearbooks.

Posted by: jim at September 17, 2020 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

567 Institutional Racism! we found it!

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2020 03:53 PM (RusNE)

568 "31 This is awesome.

Can they also look at employers with woke-ass "training" if said employers have contracts with FedGov?"

You are suggesting the OFCCP. they can shut you down just like the IRS. As in stop your business. Maybe Christopher Rufo needs to suggest this to Trump. It looks like he got through to DeVos.

Posted by: JEM1 at September 17, 2020 03:54 PM (Ow9PU)

569 Princeton can use a man like Joel.

Posted by: Some guy not that other guy at September 17, 2020 03:54 PM (EyFCU)

570 >>>Finally, the Department is further concerned Princeton's many
nondiscrimination and equal opportunity claims to students, parents, and
consumers in the market for education certificates may have been false,
misleading, and actionable substantial misrepresentations in violation
of 20 U.S.C. 1094(c)(3)(B) and 34 CFR 668.71(c).



DOJ is inviting class action suits against Princeton. Plain as day.

Princeton has an endowment of $26 billion. Or did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2020 04:10 PM (gtNWf)

571 Wow- these consumer fraud claims can be leveled against any university. The DOJ just showed the way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2020 04:12 PM (gtNWf)

572 The ghost of Stuart Scott says "Boo-yah!"

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 17, 2020 04:13 PM (qe5CM)

573 Good on the DOJ it will be interesting to witness the verbal gymnastics that Princeton goes through to explain why their blatant virtue signaling should be taken seriously but not literally. Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 17, 2020 04:42 PM (tSosf)

574 So, I think Eisgruber is between a rock and a hard place.

Either he meant what he said, and he is guilty of civil rights violations.

Or he was just virtue signaling, and he is guilty of being a sanctimonious prick.

Which is it, Eisgruber?

Posted by: RalphF at September 17, 2020 05:19 PM (5FiEy)

575 Is schadenboner an anti-German slur?

I sure hope so!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 17, 2020 05:37 PM (Ndje9)

576 566 565
The secondary public education institution I went to many moons ago had
"slave sales" by at least one of the clubs in which the highest bidder
would "buy" a student for a day to do the bidding of his or her new
"master". Was always popular. Bidding started at 25 cents; saw more than
one person "sold" at that price.


Posted by: jim at September 17, 2020 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

Might still have pictures of it in my yearbooks.
Posted by: jim at September 17, 2020 03:51 PM (ynpvh)


You're not allowed to have fun anymore, since somebody somewhere might be offended. We did that kind of stuff in high school, too, and everyone, including the black guys, had a lot of fun with it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 17, 2020 05:42 PM (wGeit)

577 Robert's Rule of Order are almost never followed anywhere in the US, but actually make a lot of sense, and promote a more business-like atmosphere. Addressing the convener of the meeting rather than participants, and doing that only after being recognized by the convener of the meeting, cuts down on a lot of time-wasting back and forth.

But, I could never get people to actually do this consistently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 17, 2020 03:41 PM


It's all in how you wield the whip.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2020 06:10 PM (qDSku)

578 More, please!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 17, 2020 06:45 PM (Ynb2c)

579 Now make every person holding a Princeton degree over the past 7 years renounce it because it was earned at the expense of deprived racial minorities

Posted by: Second City Resident at September 17, 2020 07:28 PM (Th/ZF)

580 Einsteins Alma Matter ....no the other guy...pedo Island young pussy hounder..Classy of 87?

Posted by: Saf at September 17, 2020 07:34 PM (5IHGB)

581 Only Ivy League and every Ivy League. Focus.

Yale has to be renamed, in addition.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 17, 2020 09:19 PM (Xbs0M)

582 I really hope someone has saved some space in the National Archives because this letter belongs there . . . right next to the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: wordsmith92 at September 17, 2020 09:41 PM (39BtK)

583 As usual I arrive at these threads only after at least 500 comments--but Sonny Bunch did watch the movie.

Posted by: PostWatch at September 17, 2020 11:31 PM (LAF/s)

584 And... cherry on top, I posted in the wrong thread.

Posted by: PostWatch at September 17, 2020 11:32 PM (LAF/s)

585 Looks like the pres. of Princeton is as smart as the pres. of Oberland.

Posted by: Buffalobob at September 17, 2020 11:39 PM (RNoZj)

586 Agreed. Most wonderful thing ever. Hit these pukes where it hurts, the pocketbook, for their virtue signaling and morally posturing all over the place.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at September 18, 2020 12:15 PM (c0RaZ)

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