Quarantine Cafe: Cookie Edition


Gary Gulman made his (brief) career on cookies.

I saw this guy in comedy clubs three times just to hear him continue noodling about cookies.

Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM




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Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (JUOKG)

2 I am going to ignite the fire pit and char some animal flesh this weekend.


we will enjoy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (JUOKG)

3 tsrif

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (LPLH0)

4 Huh. Roomy in here.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (R5lpX)

5 I am going to ignite the fire pit and char some animal flesh this weekend.


we will enjoy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

In the spirit of unity, invite your vegan neighbors over.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM (LPLH0)

6 hello anybody here?

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (oeb4i)

7 Nutter Butter wafer cookies FTW!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (ch6++)

8 My grandpa used to buy Hydrox all the time. My grandma use to get mad at him for buying those "poor man's Oreos."

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

9 Keebler Fudge

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (s4dNo)

10 Cookies! I love cookies!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (Vxu+H)

11 Cookies are ok. I don't obsess about them.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

12 Did someone Nood?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (R5lpX)

13 I nooded.

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (oeb4i)

14 I am going to ignite the fire pit and char some animal flesh this weekend.





we will enjoy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



In the spirit of unity, invite your vegan neighbors over.



Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM


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We have no neighbors, Cannibal Bob visited last weekend.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JUOKG)

15 Uh oh, Hogmartin won't appreciate the Hydrox-bashing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

16
No!
*hits*
Oatmeal!
*hits*
Raisin!
*hits*
Cookies!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (mht8P)

17 Cookies are not keto.

A pox on you filthy disgusting carb lovers.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (+dsLj)

18 You gotta watch out for those dayum elves!

Posted by: Joey loves paste at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (2C38g)

19 Vienna Fingers. I think they are Joe Biden's favorite cookie...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (HwiWi)

20 I am going to ignite the fire pit and char some animal flesh this weekend.


we will enjoy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (JUOKG)


County wide restrictions on grilling comes to an end Friday. Meat will be burned. Politely.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (hku12)

21 Girl Scout cookies Caramel Delights. Only think I'll eat that has coconuts in it.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (69XrE)

22
That's what Andy Warhol used to say. "All I ever want is sugar." He said when he went out to eat, he ordered steak because his date would expect him to, but he really wanted to order cookies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (G51Gf)

23 Cookies as food, good (but not always healthful).
Cookies on your computer, generally not so good.

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (ExnWy)

24 Hansel and Gretel are triggered by this thread

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (nUhF0)

25
I was afraid they were going to be Bat Cookies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (G51Gf)

26 I'd love an Oatmeal Rasin Cookie or four right now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (s4dNo)

27 >>>I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I voted "commie" the first time so feel better about yourself.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (LPLH0)

28 I see we started something earlier.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (Mm4NK)

29 My favorite peanut butter cookies are the ones sold by the girl scouts. I forget what they are called now, but back in the day, they were called 'Gauchos' and I could eat a whole box in one sitting.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (R5lpX)

30 >>> We have no neighbors, Cannibal Bob visited last weekend.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JUOKG)

=====
Before? Or after?

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (69XrE)

31 Chocolate chip cookies are the best cookies. You can live for months on chocolate chip cookies

Posted by: f'd at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (B/Jpr)

32 There are some good Girl Scout cookies ( or were, the last I saw they are now tiny).Unfortunately all the money goes straight to baby murderin'

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (HwiWi)

33 Big Fig has the moves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI3IL46yq4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

34
Vanilla cookies embedded in banana pudding are excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)

35 >
26 I'd love an Oatmeal Rasin Cookie or four right now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (s4dN


With okra or no?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (fZqIv)

36 Peanut Butter cookies are up there too. My mom made really good ones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (s4dNo)

37
My favorite peanut butter cookies are the ones sold by the girl scouts. I
forget what they are called now, but back in the day, they were called
'Gauchos' and I could eat a whole box in one sitting.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (R5lpX)

Do-si-dosThey are good

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

38 With okra or no?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (fZqIv)

Why. Why bring up that vile plant?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (s4dNo)

39 We have no neighbors, Cannibal Bob visited last weekend.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JUOKG)



=====

Before? Or after?



Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM


---
during.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (JUOKG)

40 I am going to ignite the fire pit and char some animal flesh this weekend.





we will enjoy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



In the spirit of unity, invite your vegan neighbors over.



Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM


---

We have no neighbors, Cannibal Bob visited last weekend.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

Useful guy to have around. Do you know if he's available?

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (LPLH0)

41 hello anybody here?


Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (oeb4i)


Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (2rJmn)

42 willowed, so repeated since peoples were whinin' about the topic -


Mask fans, note that just today, the buffoon CDC director quadrupled down on his idiocy, of course not producing any new evidence of any kind that masks are effective in preventing transmission of any influenza-like virus, such as C19. His own agency published a meta-study just in late May summarizing 70 years of research showing no benefit.

There is very persuasive leak-based reporting that the WHO did its own volte face on masks based on .... nothing more than political pressure. The advisory experts had no evidence to change the standing recommendation that masks for the general populace were not advisable. According to the leaks, WHO changed their guidance anyway.

Actual respirators, properly fitted and used, can prevent transmission - and are utterly impractical.

And of course the entire discussion takes place within the false framework of trying to what's never been done (contain or control a highly infectious respiratory virus), vs. trying to limit the damage it can do (the proper approach).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

43 All this discussion of cookies, everyone seems to be talking about factory made things. I don't get it.

Cookies are baked at home... somebody's home. And the people who love us most generously apply the axiom, never too much chocolate.

I have a relative who thinks they are the best baker in the world, and I beg to differ. They have a perspective which seems to be that one can never use too much sugar and/or butter.

Sadly, many people do not know this is not true. You really really can put too much sugar and butter in things.

But again, remember, never too much chocolate.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)

44 I like sugar cookies, said nobody anywhere.

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (L9P9s)

45 Graham!

Graham Cracker!


King of the Wild Frontier!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Bk0np)

46 Chocolate chip cookies, snickerdoodle cookies, no bake chocolate drop cookies, peanut butter cookies, oreos, generic chocolate mint cookies, gingersnap cookies... All different kinds of cookies. Wonderful fabulous cookies!

I really want a cigarette.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Vxu+H)

47 Fig Newtons were always a treat when I was a lad. Haven't had any in years. May have add it to the weekly shopping list.

Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (U2zca)

48 Excalibur is on.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (HwiWi)

49 Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?

Posted by: TheQuietMan
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I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Mm4NK)

50 Think/thing

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (69XrE)

51 This guy made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (QvZ2L)

52 ''Girl Scout cookies Caramel Delights. Only think I'll eat that has coconuts in it.''

Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)

53 I still have a few of my husband's favorite cookies, from his favorite bakery, in the freezer. They are left over from the memorial.

And for those of you that aren't eating cookies for health reasons, the cookies didn't kill him. Lighten up a bit and enjoy a cookie.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (JKNZq)

54 so KTE , whilst listening to Faun, has discovered another group called Skald.

They sing Viking songs in Old Norse, or as I like to call it, music to behead your enemies by.

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (nUhF0)

55 Cookie Monster had Biden eyes that rolled around crazily.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (PUmDY)

56 Excalibur is on.

Posted by: steevy

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The campy one?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (Mm4NK)

57 Darn, I've been gone all day and I missed Weasel's excellent guest rant.

At least I made it in time for the cookies.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (/669Q)

58 Nutter Butter wafer cookies FTW!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM

Yep. They're yummy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (mNhhD)

59 49 Excalibur is on.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (HwiWi)

The spell of making.

Make me a sammie.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (PA57R)

60 Lemon Coolers !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Rowboat with Owl and Cat Critic ... at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (LPnfS)

61 - cut Red Tape and may have a vaccine in less than 1 year - minor miracle- brought several Arab League nations to the table for a historic peace agreement with Israel - minor miracle- turned the economy around AGAIN after questionable shutdowns (some ongoing) - miracle- US now an energy exporter and gas below $2.00 per gallon - miracle- Standing up to China - miracle- called out the huge incoming voter fraud by uncontrolled mail in ballots- called out Biden losing his faculties
I see trouble on election night, and worry about the country breaking up. I don't want to live in a Socialist/Communist State.

Posted by: desicat at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (jSO9j)

62 Peanut Butter cookies are up there too. My mom made really good ones.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (s4dNo)


Peanut butter is an acceptable cookie base. But it's just the base. Without Reeces pieces and/or chocolate chips, they are shite.

Like marrying a beautiful woman who has no vagana.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (hku12)

63 Can Cannibal Bob eat just one Samoan?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

64 Well I sure picked the wrong fucking week to start fasting.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj)

65 44 I like sugar cookies, said nobody anywhere.
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (L9P9s)


What were those cheap sugar cookie wafer things. Came in pink, black and some other color.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (s4dNo)

66 Toll House cookies made with butter not margarine.

Somebody at work used to make theirs with margarine. You could tell. Abomination!

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)

67 Cookie Monster had Biden eyes that rolled around crazily.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

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"C" is for Commie, come kill then all with me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (Mm4NK)

68 Excalibur is on.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (HwiWi)


Good flick. Where ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

69



Joe Biden: My favorite cookie is a Chevy....no that's not what it says...it's a Clorox....wait..no....it's a move it up closer....yeah...my favorite cookie is a cookie....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2rJmn)

70 I lurve home made choc chip cookies the most. After that, oatmeal raisin. If we expand definitions a bit, Winch Wench makes spectacular blueberry cream cheese bars. Bluebell would shiv all of you for 2 of those. Most of you for one.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (fZqIv)

71 What this thread needs is some big-tittied back crackers.

https://youtu.be/2iIfBGcjtjs?t=902

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (sTnpX)

72 I remember renting the video of Excalibur. Was not expecting a rape scene and my mom was in the kitchen making dinner. I was about 10-11

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (HwiWi)

73 I like the classics. Chocolate chip, sugar, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin.

Milanos now have coconut, Irish Cream, and toasted marshmallow flavors.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (mNhhD)

74 Homemade Gingersnaps with an extra glop of Caro syrup in the dough. Just what the doc ordered.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (LPLH0)

75 Trader Joe's Triple Ginger Snaps. So good.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (gLRfa)

76 69 One of the Starz channels

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (HwiWi)

77 Speaking o' home made cookie type delights, dinna fairgit Scotch Shortbread made by a Scots mama!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2C38g)

78 Them, dammit, come kill THEM all with me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (Mm4NK)

79 I used to make biscotti. Long time ago...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

80

It's beyond obvious Joe doesnt read shit before going on these things, and has no idea what the hell he's saying.

His laziness and poor scholarship is coming back, biting the old dumb thug jock in his old ass.

F him.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (lg/F7)

81 Here she is. Egraine will dance for us!

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (HwiWi)

82 Toll House cookies made with butter not margarine.

Somebody at work used to make theirs with margarine. You could tell. Abomination!
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM

Melting the butter instead of creaming it makes a thin, crispy cookie. I agree, no margarine. Yuck.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (mNhhD)

83
Speaking o' home made cookie type delights, dinna fairgit Scotch Shortbread made by a Scots mama!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2C38g)

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Speaking of shortbread, we singlehandedly keep Walker's going.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (mht8P)

84 Igrayne I guess

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (HwiWi)

85 where are the bats ?

Posted by: mayate lips at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (38lts)

86 Fig Newtons were always a treat when I was a lad. Haven't had any in years. May have add it to the weekly shopping list.
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (U2zca)


When I was a kid used to bake cookies, mostly the popular ones like chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies using chunky peanut butter. But a couple of times, I made Fig Newton's using Figs from our backyard Fig tree.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (R5lpX)

87 This could get interesting:

@jasonrantz 16m

#BreakingNews: A judge says a recall petition against Seattle Socialists councilmember Kshama Sawant can move forward.

Judge Jim Rogers. "The petitioner has shown actual knowledge of facts indicating that the Councilmember intended to commit an unlawful act."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (D2I2k)

88 Excalibur is on.
Posted by: steevy

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The campy one?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


Oh Four Tuna !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Rowboat with Owl and Cat Critic ... at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (LPnfS)

89 I like the Bon Appetite browned butter chocolate chip cookies. Especially if they aren't super sweet, and just a bit salty.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (sTnpX)

90 I like sugar cookies, said nobody anywhere.
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (L9P9s)


I had a grandmother who made some execrable type of cookie that came from the old world. What I wouldn't have given for a sugar cookie...

I'm not sure which old world, exactly, but notice I say HAD a grandmother.

Yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (hku12)

91 We did a Star Wars name generator thing for fun

My Star Wars name is 'Rando Skank'

*Spock Brow*
Posted by: Frodum at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (d6DSt)

So, uh. What are you wearing?

Wait. Is this a slave Leia thing or a Greedo thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

92 >>> ''Girl Scout cookies Caramel Delights. Only think I'll eat that has coconuts in it.''

Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)

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Yes! Somoas have been an adequate substitute in the Girl Scout cookie off-season.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (69XrE)

93 Was just reading about Scandi food.

Is it true that Norway and Sweden like fermented (i.e., rotten) fish quite a bit?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

94 Spiced wafers this week. There kind of like ginger snaps

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (OjZpE)

95 *** PSA ***

Ozark MoMe on Sunday, Oct. 11th (Columbus Day weekend) at Lake of the Ozarks, MO..

Pls see sidebar at left if u r interested in attending.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (Cssks)

96 Every Christmas, gotta have big gingerbread men cookies on an oval platter on the table. Tradition with a capital T.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (mNhhD)

97 Winch Wench makes spectacular blueberry cream cheese bars. Bluebell would shiv all of you for 2 of those. Most of you for one.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (fZqIv)
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Who the heck is Winch Wench? And yes those sound delicious.

I do love cookies, even sugar cookies, but I usually only make them at Christmas because if I make them other times, I eat them.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (/669Q)

98 Warm Snickerdoodles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (cI3Q7)

99 I always wondered about people who declined Delta cookies.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (PUmDY)

100 72 What this thread needs is some big-tittied back crackers.

https://youtu.be/2iIfBGcjtjs?t=902
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (sTnpX


Hmmm...risky

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)

101 Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)

102 Bitter willow cookie:

Bill Gates resigned from the Board of Directors of both Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway on the very day Trump declared a national emergency to combat coronavirus.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/wwx9by9


Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (pGnDm)

103

Tucker: "Fox News believes in free speech." Does that include mentioning George Soros?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (2rJmn)

104 Cookies. I've hurled them, baked them and been tracked by them. Extent of my knowledge.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (4I/L6)

105 TOAD-ah?

I question his command of Hebrew.

Posted by: moviegique at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (dhFCT)

106 Anyone care for Pepperidge Farms?

Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)

107 Tate's makes a pretty good chocolate chip cookie.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (mNhhD)

108 103 Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)

15 years ago it would have been jackass.

Now, I'd say vegetable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)

109 Keebler's Shortbread cookies

tried some fancy made in Scotland shortbread cookies last week

they sucked, but at least they cost too much

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)

110 Ozark MoMe on Sunday, Oct. 11th (Columbus Day weekend) at Lake of the Ozarks, MO..




Cool. I won't make it, but y'all have a blast !

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

111 If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)


Corrupt.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (4JM5Y)

112 I bought a banana nut muffin mix today. MMMM warm muffins...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (Mm4NK)

113 >Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:



obsolete

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)

114 The word that comes to mind for me re Biden?

Addled.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Almond butter cookies.

Bite Me.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (Gz0CT)

116 >>> 1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)

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Yes

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (69XrE)

117 Winch Wench = Chani


She earned a new nic by helping me install a winch last weekend. She loves it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (fZqIv)

118 Puppet

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (PUmDY)

119 If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ


DC scum

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (D2I2k)

120
Got a picture this evening of our foster boy Blaze in his new home. He's sitting in an upholstered chair looking like the king of the house. The guy hit the jackpot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)

121 Moxie, yeeeesh!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

122 ''Speaking o' home made cookie type delights, dinna fairgit Scotch Shortbread made by a Scots mama!''

Shortbread. Yum. My mom used to make a version using brown sugar. Also good. Christmas only though.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (gLRfa)

123

Just had to have the Ozark mome on a weekend we're playing.
Texas mome, same story.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (PXKj8)

124 103 Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)


Yes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (s4dNo)

125 heh, yesterday folks here were ragging on the paranoid folks wearing both masks and faceshields. Today I overheard a snippet on FNM while Dad was watching them about people who wear glasses are only 6% of covid cases but x% of the population.

Its almost like the CDC was more correct back when they were saying "just wash your hands and don't touch your face." I'm guessing glasses wearers like myself probably rub our eyes a bit less just due to trying to avoid having to clean the lenses constantly.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (T9Hmo)

126 White Chocolate and Macadamia nut.

Both these and the Chocolate Chunk cookies sold under Wal-Mart's 'Premium' brand are pretty damn good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (cI3Q7)

127 White Chocolate Macadamia Nut.
Girl Scout Cookies: Caramel Delights, Do-si-dos, Thin mints.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (+YYKs)

128 Graham Crackers: The Evidence

1. Smore's
2. Peanut butter
c. Key Lime Pie crust
XVI. Cheesecake
whatever the fuck number we're on - ALL THE PIE CRUSTS

Plain. Serrated. Brown. Quiet. Unassuming Yet Powerful Presence.

Pre-perforated for your gluttonous convenience.



I present to you...the Graham Cracker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (Bk0np)

129 Run as fast as you can
But you can't catch me
I'm the Gingerbread Man

Poor deluded cookie gets eaten at the end.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (mNhhD)

130 16
No!
*hits*
Oatmeal!
*hits*
Raisin!
*hits*
Cookies!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (mht8P)

I'll not cast any aspersions your way as your taste in classical music is impeccable.

But you are wrong this time...

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (BgMrQ)

131 ''Got a picture this evening of our foster boy Blaze in his new home. He's sitting in an upholstered chair looking like the king of the house. The guy hit the jackpot. ''

Got a link. Never tire of looking at cute pets.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (gLRfa)

132 If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

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Cosmic got there first. Puppet.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (Mm4NK)

133 DoubleTree Chocolate Chip. The best.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)

134 I used to make shortbread cookies with 1 1/2 cups flour, two sticks of butter, 1/2 cup of sugar, and a pinch of salt. Roll into balls on a cookie sheet and press down into disks with the tines of a fork. Bake until the edges are golden. Done right they are buttery and basically crumble and then melt in your mouth.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (sTnpX)

135 Criss cross peanut butter cookies are one of my favorites. Also a variation of them with a hershey's kiss planted on top.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (QvZ2L)

136 I remember first time I had them...they were warm and gooey.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

137 26 I'd love an Oatmeal Rasin Cookie or four right now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (s4dNo)

A Moron of discerning taste

***fist bump***

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)

138 Gitmo the press, send them cookies no one wants. Strawberry creme wafers.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (nFRLh)

139 Russian tea cakes ftw. Simple and yummy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)

140 DoubleTree cookies, people.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

141 Anyone care for Pepperidge Farms?



Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine


Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM


Pepperidge Farms remembers.............Except when they are on crack cocaine.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (JUOKG)

142 Oatmeal Raisin are a crime against Man and God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7)

143
I'll not cast any aspersions your way as your taste in classical music is impeccable.

But you are wrong this time...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (BgMrQ)

----------

Tastes are tastes. But they're not for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (mht8P)

144 Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)


SCUMSUCKINGSIBERIANSNOWPIMP!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (axyOa)

145 Russian tea cakes ftw. Simple and yummy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)


what is THAT ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

146 Hadrian, what a very fine thing you did for that pup.

You must come to the MoMe so I can thank you personally.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Gz0CT)

147 If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

********

Commiesenilepedofuckhead

Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (+dsLj)

148 34
Vanilla cookies embedded in banana pudding are excellent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)

There is hope for you yet H7

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (BgMrQ)

149 My favorite cookies might be shortbread chocolate chip cookies. I put the recipe in TDG.

Actually, my favorites are these 7-layer almond paste connections I make at Christmas. But they are such a project that I can't really consider them in the running, so shortbread chocolate chip it is.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (/669Q)

150 I don't want to live in a Socialist/Communist State.
Posted by: desicat at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (jSO9j)


Comrade, I see the problem, your wants are immaterial to the cause.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (2C38g)

151 Raisins don't belong in cookies. Only cereal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (D2I2k)

152 The word that comes to mind for me re Biden?

Addled.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM

The ticket of Harris/Biden (ahem) could be called

Black Addled

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (mNhhD)

153 Just had to have the Ozark mome on a weekend we're playing.

Texas mome, same story.


You have gigs? The bars just opened back up down here on Monday and that's with only half occupancy IIRC.


I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get a gig again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)

154 >>I present to you...the Graham Cracker.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (Bk0np)

Graham crackers and milk. (Cold, cold milk in a glass!) Mmmm.

Have you noticed how much smaller they are? And how few come in a sleeve?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (QvZ2L)

155 That was "confections" before autocucumber changed it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (/669Q)

156 >Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

Y'know... the thing.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (Izzlo)

157 I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get a gig again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)


You will.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

158 Lemme ask the horde...

If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

Y'know... the thing.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (Izzlo)



Malarkeous ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

159 He doesn't even take his armor off...except the cod piece....

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (HwiWi)

160 Russian tea cakes ftw. Simple and yummy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)
---------

Yes indeed. Made with finely chopped walnuts.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (/669Q)

161 Any cookie i can dunk in a tall glass of ice cold milk

Posted by: wrg500 at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (/hXg9)

162 Trump as a cookie - cowboy cookies. Biden is a gluten free shortbread.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (nFRLh)

163 Look up Russian tea cake cookies, runner. Very good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (hGohp)

164 Oreo was a knockoff of Hydrox

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (kTksa)

165 ''I present to you...the Graham Cracker. ''

I love Graham Crackers.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (gLRfa)

166 >>> If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)


Yes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (s4dNo)

====

Heh. Was just thinking of you, as I just heard from my sister that her husband is being transferred from Mobile area to Chicago (pharmaceuticals). She's excited cause she's a Midwesterner by birth, and she can go back to saying "you guys", rather than "you all". Well, that and the ROUS's. (Princess Bride reference

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (69XrE)

167 I'm starting to wonder if we will ever have breathable air outside. Back up to hazardous air quality.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (JKNZq)

168 the word for joe is "Incontinent"
....

Monster cookies for the win

Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (4I/L6)

169 If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
------------------------------

Owned

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (kTksa)

170 Did you guys hear about this?

Apparently the lead prosecutor for Hennepin County, Michael O Freeman, has been excluded from the Derek Chauvin trial by the judge.

I hadn't heard anything about it until just now.

https://youtu.be/x7TRp_ijumc

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (YYlyE)

171 Anybody a fan of pie crust cookies? Like, you have leftover pie crust so you roll it out and make cookies?

Gaaahhh, love it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

172 109 Anyone care for Pepperidge Farms?

Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)

MILANOS RULE

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

173 Uncooked cookie dough of any variety.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Gz0CT)

174 >Have you noticed how much smaller they are? And how few come in a sleeve?
Posted by: My life is insanity


Lorna Doone butter cookies did that too
replaced some cookie mass with extra cellophane
fuck 'snack packs'
I want to eat the whole thing of Lorna Doones at one sitting

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (iTXRQ)

175 I love Graham Crackers.
Posted by: Tuna

I love Graham Crackers sandwiches with icing between them.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Rvt88)

176 Danish Wedding Cookies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (cI3Q7)

177 Look up Russian tea cake cookies, runner. Very good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (hGohp)

Oh, Italian wedding cookies. Why didn't you say so ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)

178 Golden Graham cereal. ''Oh those Golden Grahams.....''

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (gLRfa)

179 Heh. Was just thinking of you, as I just heard from my sister that her husband is being transferred from Mobile area to Chicago (pharmaceuticals). She's excited cause she's a Midwesterner by birth, and she can go back to saying "you guys", rather than "you all". Well, that and the ROUS's. (Princess Bride reference
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (69XrE


Oh lord. Moving to Chicago??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)

180 Graham crackers and milk. (Cold, cold milk in a glass!) Mmmm.



Have you noticed how much smaller they are? And how few come in a sleeve?

Posted by: My life is insanity



That's so they can make them fit better on the nose of re-entry vehicles.
Shhhh.

#NASA

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (Bk0np)

181 Ma Rainey's moleskin cookies. Each cookie is a whole mole.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (mNhhD)

182 Baklava

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ)

183 In my neck of the woods, weddings have a cookie table. Dozens of varieties baked by loving moms and grandmas out on a table after dinner. With to go boxes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (hGohp)

184 Anyone care for Pepperidge Farms?

Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)

MILANOS RULE
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MILANOS.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

185 Jelly Donut

Posted by: Pyle at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (r+ov6)

186 I find you lack of bats disturbing.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (lXZ2r)

187 Russian tea cakes ftw. Simple and yummy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)
---------

Yes indeed. Made with finely chopped walnuts.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (/669Q)

***

Dang. Forgot about those. Mrs D whips up a batch every Christmas. Yummy!!!
A very good cookie.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (axyOa)

188 That Gary Gulman video was funny, Ace. It's nice to hear some relatively innocent humor these days.

Cookies.....

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (HaL55)

189
Cookies are for the birds.

Gummy bears. That's the money candy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (jbllq)

190 biden in one word-antiquated.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (Gz0CT)

191 146 Oatmeal Raisin are a crime against Man and God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7)

Ahhh, the battle has been joined.

Blasphemer!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)

192 >>Anybody a fan of pie crust cookies? Like, you have leftover pie crust so you roll it out and make cookies?

Gaaahhh, love it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

Yes! Dust with cinnamon and sugar....mmmm

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (QvZ2L)

193 Baklava
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ)

Yes. Greek version only. No Lebanese or Turkish.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

194

Oatmeal raisin for the win here too.
Recipe on Quaker package but with at least 1.5 X the raisins.

Sugar/cinnamon also work.
Of course, a big glass of cold milk to go along with either is a necessity.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (PXKj8)

195 MILANOS RULE
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
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Most excellent. Do they still make the chocolate orange ones? Those are my favorite but I haven't allowed myself to look for them for years.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (/669Q)

196
Hadrian, what a very fine thing you did for that pup.

----------

Thank you, but we didn't do all that much. We just treated him like we treat our own. Good quality food, clean water, a warm dinner in the evening, undemonstrative affection and ear noogies. That's all really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (mht8P)

197 Anybody a fan of pie crust cookies? Like, you have leftover pie crust so you roll it out and make cookies?



Gaaahhh, love it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

Holy crap what an idea. Dust them with sugar.

I always say I'm gonna use it and never do.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (kTksa)

198 The Oreo cookie is that standard by which all other cookies can be judged. I put it dead center in spectrum of cookies.

Posted by: iandeal at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (G1eBa)

199 Dark chocolate Milanos.


Chocolate Mint Milanos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)

200 Speaking of shortbread, we singlehandedly keep Walker's going.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (mht8P)


A pale imitation, but a very good second best!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (2C38g)

201 ''Anybody a fan of pie crust cookies? Like, you have leftover pie crust so you roll it out and make cookies?

Gaaahhh, love it.''

My mom used to let me and my sisters make pie crust cookies with the left over dough. We'd roll them out and sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (gLRfa)

202 I tried to make Baklava once but they turned out more like a Balaclava.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (Rvt88)

203 Ahhh, the battle has been joined.

Blasphemer!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)

Have at you, foul demon!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (cI3Q7)

204 Gummy bears. That's the money candy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (jbllq)

Yes. Those are nice. Sour gummy bears ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

205 Local Dreamland has awesome banana pudding.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (PUmDY)

206 *dusts off pizzelle iron*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (hGohp)

207 I occasionally eat pie filling but not the crust. I don't think pie crust tastes like cookies at all.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (mNhhD)

208 Old fashion chocolate chip with a glass of cold milk.

Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (SWbVS)

209 >>> If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:

1) Commie

2) Moderate

3) Senile

4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)

Anti-Oatmeal Raisin cookies. Fuck that anti-American Snail Trail Stain.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (slREg)

210 I love Graham Crackers.

Posted by: Tuna



I just want to know when Grahams can get out of the back of the savory cracker bus, and move up to the front of the Cookie Bus!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (Bk0np)

211 Cookie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (DY3v8)

212 156 Raisins don't belong in cookies. Only cereal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (D2I2k)

You're almost there, just take the next step, and you're journey to the darkside will be complete!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (BgMrQ)

213 Weasel had a guest rant?!!
Better go look.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (7Ooue)

214 *dusts off pizzelle iron*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

When I make pizzelles I make a few extra use make my ice cream cones out of them also.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (Rvt88)

215 Safeway has a store brand variation of the Keebler Fudge stripes, that is salted caramel over the cookie and then the chocolate coating. Quite good for a store cookie.

My great aunts used to make iced carrot cookies. So yummy.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (NOk+L)

216 I occasionally eat pie filling but not the crust. I don't think pie crust tastes like cookies at all.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (mNhhD)

With butter it would be like a shortbread cookie. With crisco I agree.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (kTksa)

217 There will be no mention of nanner pudding without DangerGirls name attached.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (Gz0CT)

218 I admit it, i like oatmeal raisin cookies, but I like raisins. Ever had raisin pie?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (QvZ2L)

219 I want to eat the whole thing of Lorna Doones at one sitting

Posted by: DB- just DB
---------------
Oh yeah, I was just getting ready to mention these. But they're darned expensive.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (Mm4NK)

220 I hate cookies, because of them, I'm being bombarded with ads for Thailand shemale videos...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (2ygtH)

221 *dusts off pizzelle iron*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (hGohp)

*goes looking for pastry bag

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

222 188 In my neck of the woods, weddings have a cookie table. Dozens of varieties baked by loving moms and grandmas out on a table after dinner. With to go boxes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (hGohp)
-----------

I went to a wedding like that once. All the cookies, and there were a bajillion of them, were handmade by the bride. She was a professional pastry chef. They were AMAZING. I don't know how she had the time to do it all, but they were gorgeous and delicious. All kinds.

And the centerpieces were metal cookies trees with cookies hanging on them.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (/669Q)

223 Raisins belong in the garbage usually.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

224 189 Anyone care for Pepperidge Farms?

Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)

MILANOS RULE
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MILANOS.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

YAASSSS!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)

225 I have to know: did someone at least do the BE AGGRESSIVE, BE BE AGGRESSIVE! joke on the Barr thread?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (cI3Q7)

226 220 *dusts off pizzelle iron*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

When I make pizzelles I make a few extra use make my ice cream cones out of them also.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (Rvt8

While we're at it chocolate pizzelles are an abomination.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (pmcmT)

227 Home made ginger cookies with big chunks of crystallized ginger in them.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (dOV9E)

228 146 Oatmeal Raisin are a crime against Man and God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7)

I have read of these ancient writings of Molech and Baal being Anti-Oatmeal Raisin. Homo Erectus was anti-Oatmeal Raisin as well.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (slREg)

229 Those sesame seed encrusted cookies that Italian bakeries sell are pretty good--when they are done right.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (dR6lV)

230 I also have made a career out of, how you say, nookies.

Posted by: Paolo at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

231 I occasionally eat pie filling but not the crust. I don't think pie crust tastes like cookies at all.

Posted by: JuJuBee

Have you ever thrown a piece of blueberry or apple or peach pie into a milkshake and blended them together? Not to much, just enough to leave big hunks of pie in there. Nectar of the Gods!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (Rvt88)

232 Mini Oreo cheesecakes. Made in a muffin pan. Oreo goes in then cheesecake batter on top. Bake until delicious!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (Vxu+H)

233 I miss working in an office if only because a lot of the women I work with are good cooks & always bring in cookies & other pastries.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (Izzlo)

234 > If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:


snorkel
NO WAIT-
putrescence

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (iTXRQ)

235 199

Oatmeal raisin for the win here too.
Recipe on Quaker package but with at least 1.5 X the raisins.

Sugar/cinnamon also work.
Of course, a big glass of cold milk to go along with either is a necessity.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (PXKj

Teej ***fistbump***

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)

236 I went to a wedding like that once. All the cookies, and there were a bajillion of them, were handmade by the bride. She was a professional pastry chef. They were AMAZING. I don't know how she had the time to do it all, but they were gorgeous and delicious. All kinds.

And the centerpieces were metal cookies trees with cookies hanging on them.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (/669Q)


https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/ salena-zito-the-cookie-table-and-the-bonds-of-traditions-in-america

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (sTnpX)

237 People who hate Oatmeal Raisin probably scratch their ass and sniff their fingers after.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (s4dNo)

238 The only cookies I'll eat come from an Italian deli a couple of miles from my house.

Supermarket cookies blow chunks.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (HnUoF)

239 I have read of these ancient writings of Molech and Baal being Anti-Oatmeal Raisin. Homo Erectus was anti-Oatmeal Raisin as well.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (slREg)

Moloch worshipers probably snacked on Oatmeal Raisin cookies while tossing living children into the sacrificial fires.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7)

240 In my neck of the woods, weddings have a cookie table. Dozens of varieties baked by loving moms and grandmas out on a table after dinner. With to go boxes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

While we're at it chocolate pizzelles are an abomination.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Word C. Bob.

It isn't an Italian wedding reception without a cookie table.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt88)

241 208 Ahhh, the battle has been joined.

Blasphemer!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)

Have at you, foul demon!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (cI3Q7)

I bite my thumb at you sir!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)

242 Golden Graham cereal. ''Oh those Golden Grahams.....''

"Golden Honey, just a touch. With Grahams golden wheat!"


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Bk0np)

243 194

Gummy bears. That's the money candy.

a poor imitation of gummi bears.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (CJTvK)

244 >Ever had raisin pie?



that is wrong on so many levels

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (iTXRQ)

245 Last time I saw Gullman, I requested his Fig Newton bit.

He said he couldn't remember it.

I thought he was pretty good.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Eicbe)

246 Milano cookies = good

Alyssa Milano = bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

247 Good evening, horde! Man, I'm late to the cookie party. Did anyone already mention that every baby-killing Girl Scout cookie has a twin made by Keebler? Of course, Keebler is probably woke, too, so may be moot.

I rarely eat a store-bought cookie. Sure do love home-made ones, though.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

248 Moloch worshipers probably snacked on Oatmeal Raisin cookies while tossing living children into the sacrificial fires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7)

You have zero proof for this blasphemy! Delete this!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (slREg)

249 They're not cookies, they're biscuits, you Colonial heathens.

Posted by: British snob at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (mNhhD)

250 I love all cookies! all of them!

but the best of all cookies are caggionetti

(link in sig)

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (j9HX3)

251 243 People who hate Oatmeal Raisin probably scratch their ass and sniff their fingers after.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (s4dNo)

Oatmeal Raisin lovers always kick their dogs and run over live kittens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (cI3Q7)

252 224 I admit it, i like oatmeal raisin cookies, but I like raisins. Ever had raisin pie?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (QvZ2L)

I have not!

Tell me more...

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)

253 > If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:





snorkel

NO WAIT-

putrescence



Grub.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (Bk0np)

254
Ever had raisin pie?

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*fearfully holds out crucifix at arm's length*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (mht8P)

255 Raisin pie belongs in a trash can.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (hGohp)

256 Did anyone else's mom used to make the whipped cream and thin Chocolate wafer dessert back in the day?

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (gLRfa)

257 People who like Oatmeal Raisin probably kick puppies and steal from the collection plate

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (iTXRQ)

258 Pepperidge Farm Gingerman cookies served with hot chocolate for dunking.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (+YYKs)

259 I bite my thumb at you sir!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)

Take THAT, Sirrah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (cI3Q7)

260 Milano cookies = good

Alyssa Milano = bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Alyssa Milano's cookie = ???

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (kTksa)

261 258 243 People who hate Oatmeal Raisin probably scratch their ass and sniff their fingers after.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (s4dNo)

Oatmeal Raisin lovers always kick their dogs and run over live kittens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (cI3Q7)


Oatmeal Raisin haters pick their noses and wipe it under the table.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (s4dNo)

262 1 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg

Mix well. Divide into 12 balls. Place on tray. Smash with fork.Bake at 350 degrees for exactly 10 minutes. Let them sit on the tray for a few minutes to set. Then remove to cool and enjoy!

My son has food allergies. These xan be made with egg replacer too!

Posted by: UDM at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (v9EIf)

263 I mentioned in the earlier cookie thread that McDonald's had an awesome oatmeal cookie, but they've taken it off their menu. At least around here they have.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (Mm4NK)

264 the lead prosecutor for Hennepin County, Michael O Freeman, has been excluded from the Derek Chauvin trial by the judge.

I did hear earlier that Judge Dredd wasn't going to allow the evidence that Saint Fentanyl had been ingesting drugs he'd been caught with, the previous year.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

265 Supermarket cookies blow chunks.

Publix Deli peanut butter cookies are not too bad, but yeah the rest of them are pretty yucky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

266 227 *dusts off pizzelle iron*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (hGohp)

*goes looking for pastry bag
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

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10"? 12"? I can supply tips as well.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

267 Any cookies my mother made. They were all the bomb.

Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (SWbVS)

268 Colorado Alex, I cant open that on my phone because I can't get rid of the space but I will look when I get to my computer. Thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (/669Q)

269 I have read of these ancient writings of Molech and Baal being Anti-Oatmeal Raisin. Homo Erectus was anti-Oatmeal Raisin as well.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (slREg)

The ranks of the righteous increase.

Let the heralds sound forth!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)

270 Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (j9HX3)

Oh my!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (2C38g)

271 Bunch of Raisinists!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (slREg)

272 >Did anyone else's mom used to make the whipped cream and thin Chocolate wafer dessert back in the day?
Posted by: Tuna


no, Mom was famous for her Banana Pudding, which really should have been made food of the gods, to be served in Valhalla
it was that good

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (iTXRQ)

273 Oatmeal Raisin cookies are amazing if you also enjoy eating medicine

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (kTksa)

274 The raisin fields and nascent cookie empire of Carthage was the REAL reason the Romans burned the city to the ground and plowed the fields with Salt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (cI3Q7)

275 Ok. I'm a South Dakota person but I have a question. You all batching about wearing masks, what happens if you don't wear one? Do you get arrested? Do you get a ticket and have to appear in court. I understand that some stores have a mask policy, but have you tried not wearing one inside the stores? Do they throw you out? Is it every store?

Posted by: Megthered at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (SM/op)

276

Sorry BackwardsBoy.
We've had to cancel a few.
Won't play where masks required.
Others have had restricted seating but no masks.
Those were in counties where county told gov, pound sand.

Outdoor gig in bad county this Friday but no masks since outside. Crowd size still restricted.
We'll see how that works out.
Another outdoor place just told us come play as much as you want through Nov.
So lucky to play with those two guys.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (PXKj8)

277 Moloch worshipers probably snacked on Oatmeal Raisin cookies while tossing living children into the sacrificial fires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7)


Tossing? They'd just give the kids the option of jumping in, or eating the cookies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (sTnpX)

278 53 ''Girl Scout cookies Caramel Delights. Only think I'll eat that has coconuts in it.''

Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)

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Aldi's Samoas knockoff is much better than the original GS version. Cheaper, too.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (R1NI2)

279 229 Raisins belong in the garbage usually.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

Charlie, for shame...

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)

280 Biden is an oatmeal raisin hater.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

281 Now m/y sister-in-law is of Dutch heritage and makes delicious cookies. Nut horns and several varieties using almond paste which I could eat right out of the can.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (gLRfa)

282 Nabisco sugar wafers.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4pK1/)

283 Ever had raisin pie?

Posted by: My life is insanity

Thankfully, only once.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (Rvt88)

284 Ace: I loved the Gary Gulman clip. Really funny stuff, without needing to be "transgressive" or obscene. Barely any bad language even. Just funny.

Posted by: mr_jack at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (M59SC)

285 I have a recipe for a cookie that uses flour and softened vanilla ice cream as the only ingredients. Never made them, so I can't say how they turn out.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (mNhhD)

286 265 Pepperidge Farm Gingerman cookies served with hot chocolate for dunking.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (+YYKs)

No one dunks cookies in hot Chocolate. Where were you brought up, in a cave?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (pmcmT)

287 ''Aldi's Samoas knockoff is much better than the original GS version. Cheaper, too.''

Haven't tried the Aldi's brand. Will do so.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (gLRfa)

288 It isn't an Italian wedding reception without a cookie table.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt8
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Going to one this weekend and I will be like George Constanza elbowing everyone out of the way.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)

289 Akkshuallly...Gulman is still around. I saw him on Youtube the other night...or netflix.

My favorite Gulman joke was when he did that comedy tour movie with Vince Vaugh, he had a bit on how people in TJ Maxx turn into Biden Rioters basically..."oh here's a nice shirt, nah wrong size...[wads it up and throws it to the other side of the store] nope."

funny guy

Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (Q8s1t)

290 As stated earlier one should embrace the concept of AND.
Oatmeal, raisin/craisin, AND chocolate chips.


And for a change of pace, my perfect Snickerdoodles.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (axyOa)

291 250 >Ever had raisin pie?



that is wrong on so many levels

............

It's worse than that. My dad's favorite pie was sour cream raisin pie. Puke.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (4I/L6)

292 Nabisco sugar wafers.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4pK1/)

Yeah I have an unnatural thing for those too.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (kTksa)

293 Oh my!


they are amazing

not too sweet - well depends how you make them but I like not as sweet

heavy on the wine is nice!

my family label is a montepulciano so often use that

ah! Christmas!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (j9HX3)

294 Kids! Don't make me turn around!

Posted by: Eric Swalswell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)

295 -----------------------------

10"? 12"? I can supply tips as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

Are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (Izzlo)

296 271 the lead prosecutor for Hennepin County, Michael O Freeman, has been excluded from the Derek Chauvin trial by the judge.

I did hear earlier that Judge Dredd wasn't going to allow the evidence that Saint Fentanyl had been ingesting drugs he'd been caught with, the previous year.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

Saint Floyd was a hooper. He tells the cops this while being arrested. I can't wait for that juicy nugget to come out.
Phrasing, I know.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (slREg)

297 Nabisco Devil's Food Cookies in the yellow bag. Why they stopped making them is one of life's great mysteries.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (kTksa)

298 Ever had raisin pie?

Posted by: My life is insanity

One of the raisins was walkin'.

Posted by: Knucklehead Smiff at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (mNhhD)

299 ..., 'Alyssa Milano's cookies' come under the heading of "don't stick your dick in crazy." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

300 A sandwich is an oreo.

Posted by: Johan Goldberg at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (kTksa)

301

Geez, read a little, answer BackwardsBoy and I'm 90 comments behind.
Would you guys slow down?
Well, back to 200 to start reading.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (PXKj8)

302 I haven't been to Trader Joes in a while, but they had a cookie that was 2 carrot cake cookies put together with a large amount of cream cheese frosting. Damn good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (ROLxQ)

303 279 >Did anyone else's mom used to make the whipped cream and thin Chocolate wafer dessert back in the day?
Posted by: Tuna"

-> that is a pain in the ass. It's not that good. But I've been meaning to try better recipes. I think Alton Brown had one with better white fluff stuff than just whipped cream.

anyway, the best cookies are probably malomars.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (Q8s1t)

304 Aldi's Samoas knockoff is much better than the original GS version. Cheaper, too.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (R1NI2)
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Yes! And Aldi's has a knockoff version of just about every GS cookie and they are all good.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)

305 285 53 ''Girl Scout cookies Caramel Delights. Only think I'll eat that has coconuts in it.''

Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)

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Aldi's Samoas knockoff is much better than the original GS version. Cheaper, too.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (R1NI2)

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They probably have more cookies per pack, too.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (CAJOC)

306 Pizelle ice cream sammiches.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (hGohp)

307 Kids! Don't make me turn around!
Posted by: Eric Swalswell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM

At least you'd be farting away from them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (mNhhD)

308 I miss the bats.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (ufFY8)

309 On the few occasions during my childhood that we had store cookies, we got something by Keebler called Opera Cremes. They were a sandwich cookie, some chocolate and some vanilla, with a lightly lemon-flavored cream.

Those were pretty good.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

310 ..., there was a Nabisco cooking and cracker factory for years, not far from me, in Norwalk.

Building built in 1965, torn down about 2015. It was right next to the 5 freeway and, by the time it was demolished, looked much older than 50 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)

311 Biden is an oatmeal raisin hater.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16,


He loves eating the raisins off the sticky brown paper strips.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (axyOa)

312 289 Nabisco sugar wafers.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4pK1/)


That's them!


They come in pink and yellow and some other weird color that shouldn't be allowed on earth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (s4dNo)

313 fuck now I gotta add cookies to my weekly grocery order

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (iTXRQ)

314 Homemade ginger snaps are my favorite. Commercial and store brands are terrible. You can typically break your teeth on store bought ginger snaps.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (PJtXD)

315 Had ice cream for dinner. Long day with mom issues. It was either ice cream or the rest of the vodka.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (SCvwT)

316 >>>I have not!

Tell me more...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)

Filling is made with raisins and sugar, similar to how you would make blueberry pie filling from scratch. There's a bit of cinnamon in it, and I dust the (only ever homemade-i admit it, I'm a pie crust snob!) top crust with cinnamon and sugar.

Now this will probably freak you all out: I prefer my slice of any fruit pie warmed, served in a bowl with a splash of cold milk.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (QvZ2L)

317 Blood is red
Bats are black
Ace won't you please
Bring the bats back

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (mNhhD)

318 281 The raisin fields and nascent cookie empire of Carthage was the REAL reason the Romans burned the city to the ground and plowed the fields with Salt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (cI3Q7)

Then why was Gladiator literally about Russell Crowe making his way back home to his raisin farm with fields of raisins? That was his heaven.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (slREg)

319 ''> that is a pain in the ass. It's not that good. But I've been meaning to try better recipes. I think Alton Brown had one with better white fluff stuff than just whipped cream. ''

I'm remembering it from a child's point of view. I thought it was marvelous and pretty.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (gLRfa)

320 Now this will probably freak you all out: I prefer
my slice of any fruit pie warmed, served in a bowl with a splash of cold
milk.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (QvZ2L)

Try heavy cream or half and half

Posted by: Johan Goldberg at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (kTksa)

321 312 They probably have more cookies per pack, too.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (CAJOC)

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They do. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (R1NI2)

322 Also. Tate's chocolate chip cookies. Best grocery store cookies.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (SCvwT)

323
No one dunks cookies in hot Chocolate. Where were you brought up, in a cave?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (pmcmT)
**********
A cottage in the forest.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (+YYKs)

324 A week night version of the Raisin Wars...who'd a thunk it?

I'm laughing my ass off.

Retorts to resume after I catch my breath.

To bad Insom's not here to enjoy the frivolities. He's the original Raisin Denier.

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

325 Won't play where masks required.

You are da Man! I'll be glad when this is all over.

Saw that blurb for a Burn Your Mask day, but it was on the day of. Wish they'd do that nationally with a lot of fanfare.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55)

326 Chocolate chip cookie ice cream sammiches, with the mini chips all around the outside of the ice cream.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (mNhhD)

327 Bats are low carb.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (Bk0np)

328 I did hear earlier that Judge Dredd wasn't going to allow the evidence that Saint Fentanyl had been ingesting drugs he'd been caught with, the previous year.

Wouldn't that involve excluding parts of the ME's report? They can do that?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (YYlyE)

329
Oatmeal Raisin are a crime against Man and God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I don't like them either!

Posted by: The Devil at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

330 Going to one this weekend and I will be like George Constanza elbowing everyone out of the way.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)

I used the parchment paper trick on my bread. Woot!

*hugs*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (pmcmT)

331

Try heavy cream or half and half
Posted by: Johan Goldberg at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (kTksa)

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I'd figure you for a melted butter guy. Irish butter. Real heavy stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (jbllq)

332 We don't have enough executions. No reason...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

333 When the covid nonsense is finally over, the Horde should sponsor some mask burning parties.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

334 You all batching about wearing masks, what happens if you don't wear one? Do you get arrested? Do you get a ticket and have to appear in court. I understand that some stores have a mask policy, but have you tried not wearing one inside the stores? Do they throw you out? Is it every store?
Posted by: Megthered

OH here and the county I shop in has been in double secret probation forever. ALL stores/places of business/restaurants have signs up to wear masks.

I don't. Never had a lick of trouble - oh, once or twice someone at the door will hit me with the "Sir!, Sir!" thing but I just keep moving and tell them I'm medically exempt. (Gov. issued 13 med exemptions in his 'order'."

I do wear a mask in church as our cowardly Bishop has ordained we must. Grumble.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (Rvt88)

335 ''Homemade ginger snaps are my favorite. Commercial and store brands are terrible. You can typically break your teeth on store bought ginger snaps.''

Not Trader Joe's. They sell several different kinds and they're all good

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)

336
I love you like no Otter.



Ain't that the truth!






https://tinyurl.com/y3xb9vnr






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

337 >>> 321 Homemade ginger snaps are my favorite. Commercial and store brands are terrible. You can typically break your teeth on store bought ginger snaps.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (PJtXD)


I'm a big fan of those cookies Delta used to hand out, Biscoff. Kind of a lighter ginger snap.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (l6b3d)

338 Saint Floyd was a hooper. He tells the cops this while being arrested.

I google'd "hooper". I shouldn't have done that.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (YYlyE)

339 I used the parchment paper trick on my bread. Woot!

*hugs*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (pmcmT)
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Hey! That's great! Hugs back and to Heidi too.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (/669Q)

340 'sour cream raisin pie'


You people. LOL!

Posted by: Beelzebub at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (B/Jpr)

341 Oatmeal Raisin deniers fart in the bathtub and giggle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (s4dNo)

342 302 -----------------------------

10"? 12"? I can supply tips as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

Are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (Izzlo)

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Cake decorating is a filthy hobby!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (CAJOC)

343 317 ..., there was a Nabisco cooking and cracker factory for years, not far from me, in Norwalk.

Building built in 1965, torn down about 2015. It was right next to the 5 freeway and, by the time it was demolished, looked much older than 50 years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)


The one in Pittsburgh is now owned by Google. I wish it to be carpet bombed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (hGohp)

344 I miss the bats.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

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Bat cookies?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (Mm4NK)

345 If I see a raisin in my food, it is soon isolated with its friends.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

346 Not Trader Joe's. They sell several different kinds and they're all good
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)
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The triple ginger are the best, with those chewy candied ginger pieces. Oh my.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)

347 Give a kid an Oreo and you've made him a conformist.

Teach a kid to make a cookie and you've given them the world.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (Gz0CT)

348 Homemade ginger snaps are my favorite. Commercial and store brands are terrible. You can typically break your teeth on store bought ginger snaps.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM


Level up to Monrovian Spice Cookies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (DMUuz)

349 Viennas are cookies? Actually, viennas (vy-eenas) are sausages in a can, made with myriad flavors and myriadX meats. They are damn good and have kept body and soul together for many a fisherman, hunter, hiker, etc.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (XhWtx)

350 ''I'm a big fan of those cookies Delta used to hand out, Biscoff. Kind of a lighter ginger snap.''

I think that's what Trader Joe's makes their Cookie Butter out of.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (gLRfa)

351 I'd figure you for a melted butter guy. Irish butter. Real heavy stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (jbllq)

Sometimes you forget to remove a sock and it works

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (kTksa)

352 Mom used to make what she called "boiled cookies"...The ex pitched a fit when she saw the recipe. "Those are NO BAKE COOKIES! Not 'boiled'!!" I still love em, and chuckle softly to myself.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (2ygtH)

353 266 I bite my thumb at you sir!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)

Take THAT, Sirrah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (cI3Q7)

I scorn you, scurvy companion.

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)

354 One of my favorite cookies growing up was the store brand chocolate chip. Don't know why, but for some reason, they were perfect dunking cookies. They'd sop up just enough milk to soften them.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (CAJOC)

355 A cottage in the forest.
Posted by: redridinghood

And you couldn't recognize that the wolf took your grandmother's place? Oh sure, she had her bonnet on.

OFFS.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (Rvt88)

356 I hear they're coming out with a Bat-O-Matic for Christmas

"Mmm! That's terrific bat!"

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)

357 Eromero, I believe Pepperidge Farms has a cookie called the Vienna. No relation to the sausage. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

358 >>> Oh lord. Moving to Chicago??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)

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They used to live in Greys Lake for a while, so not that big of a move. Plus, she'll be within 4 hours of her 3 sisters.

BTW, here was her latest text: All y'all cannot compare to the use of "might could" instead of "might be able to" which is the biggest grammar gymnastic move I've heard down here .

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (69XrE)

359 Oatmeal Raisin cookie lovers don't own weed-whackers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

360 ''The triple ginger are the best, with those chewy candied ginger pieces. Oh my. ''

Yes indeed..

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (gLRfa)

361 DB, the commercial will be just like the Bass-O-Matic commercial on SNL in 1975.

"That's great bat!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

362 Wouldn't that involve excluding parts of the ME's report? They can do that?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (YYlyE)


Are they Dems?
Might this hurt Trump?

If Yes is the answer to either of those questions, then "It's a tax!"

Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (2C38g)

363 I like those seasonal German waffle cookies -Wafflemicschung. browndog , you'd like those !

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

364 Sigh, it's back to Trader Joe's for me.

Riddle me this: is TJs a grocery store or a cult?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

365 A cottage in the forest.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (+YYKs)

Just breaking your horns. actually I have hot chocolate milk almost every night. Waiting for the right cookie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (pmcmT)

366 363
I hear they're coming out with a Bat-O-Matic for Christmas



"Mmm! That's terrific bat!"

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)

Bat-burger Helper

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (ufFY8)

367 Are Madeleines cakes or cookies?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (s4dNo)

368 >>Had ice cream for dinner. Long day with mom issues. It was either ice cream or the rest of the vodka.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (SCvwT)

Sometimes you gotta go with what works! How's your mom doing, neverenoughcaffeine?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (QvZ2L)

369 Liquor stores around here require masks. Polis mandate or fine them. There is a local place that you can order online and pick up. I use them. Some security broad was handing out masks at walmart. It went in the basket. Now I remember why I only go there twice a year.

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (R4aZ2)

370 BTW, here was her latest text: All y'all cannot
compare to the use of "might could" instead of "might be able to"
which is the biggest grammar gymnastic move I've heard down here .

Posted by: Chin music

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More than "Ain't got none"?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (Mm4NK)

371 ''Homemade ginger snaps are my favorite. Commercial and store brands are terrible. You can typically break your teeth on store bought ginger snaps.''

Not Trader Joe's. They sell several different kinds and they're all good
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)
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Nyakers gingersnap cookies from World Market are really thin, crispy, and delicious.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (+YYKs)

372 Filling is made with raisins and sugar, similar to how you would make blueberry pie filling from scratch. There's a bit of cinnamon in it, and I dust the (only ever homemade-i admit it, I'm a pie crust snob!) top crust with cinnamon and sugar.

Now this will probably freak you all out: I prefer my slice of any fruit pie warmed, served in a bowl with a splash of cold milk.
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (QvZ2L)

Sounds DELICIOUS!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (BgMrQ)

373 Speaking of cookies, Chedders restaurant has the chocolate chip cookie on a skillet with ice cream. Tough to beat.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (69XrE)

374 The old Betty Crocker book had a recipe for cinnamon refrigerator cookies that were tasty as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (hGohp)

375 371
Sigh, it's back to Trader Joe's for me.



Riddle me this: is TJs a grocery store or a cult?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

Power of 'and', dude.
Embrace it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

376 Are Madeleines cakes or cookies?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Dunno. But I do know ladyfingers are cookies. As for the rest of her. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Rvt88)

377 Special-K and peanut butter "cookie" things.

Posted by: The Devil at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

378 waves to Cannibal Bob since I don't get to give him a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)

379 The glycemic load number of raisin pie has to be off the chart.

Like two slices and within an hour you've got stage 3 diabetes.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (a4MA3)

380 https://bit.ly/3iH4bOn
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Treasury flagged foreign money flowing to Hunter Biden-tied firms as 'suspicious' | Just The News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (1Dmt5)

381 Are biscottis cookies?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)

382 I scorn you, scurvy companion.
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)

Rapscallion!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (cI3Q7)

383 Ian, sounds about right

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)

384
You all batching about wearing masks, what happens if you don't wear one? Do you get arrested? Do you get a ticket and have to appear in court.

Posted by: Megthered

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YES, where I live. $500 fine for not masking in a business district, INDOORS AND OUT.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (G51Gf)

385 People who like oatmeal raisin cookies think a wild evening consists of playing Parcheesi while listening to Herb Alpert.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (D2I2k)

386 385 waves to Cannibal Bob since I don't get to give him a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)

Luv ya babe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)

387 Power of 'and', dude.
Embrace it.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

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Their lasagna is fairly good.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (Mm4NK)

388 366 Oatmeal Raisin cookie lovers don't own weed-whackers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

As we are amongst the righteous, our yards have no weeds!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

389 That was funny. I'd never heard of that guy. Thanks ace.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (l9m7l)

390 ''Actually, viennas (vy-eenas) are sausages in a can, made with myriad flavors and myriadX meats. They are damn good and have kept body and soul together for many a fisherman, hunter, hiker, etc. ''

Vienna sausages in BBQ sauce. An office pot luck favorite and surprisingly tasty. Pot lucks....those days are gone.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)

391 Then why was Gladiator literally about Russell Crowe making his way back home to his raisin farm with fields of raisins? That was his heaven.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (slREg)

Grapes. Grapes-->Wine. This is the way of things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (cI3Q7)

392 I hear they're coming out with a Bat-O-Matic for Christmas



And you can use them at night with no lights!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (axyOa)

393 Is cookie dough a cookie or just dough?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (pmcmT)

394 Are biscottis cookies?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)


Yes. Twice actually.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (hGohp)

395 Are biscottis cookies?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
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Of course! Delicious cookies. I make double chocolate walnut ones. Molto bene.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (/669Q)

396 Biscottis are...biscuits.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

397 385 waves to Cannibal Bob since I don't get to give him a hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)

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It's safer that way...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (CAJOC)

398
Cookies:

https://youtu.be/9XXVmILZQro?t=27

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (jbllq)

399 Mammaw made Rhubarb cobbler/pie with Cinnamon red hots. Rhubarb is merely a vector, but dear Lord that was good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (cI3Q7)

400 my life. Mom I s a mess. The question is physical issue mess or mental illness mess. She goes for a CT scan in the morning.
Since her issues get better and worse and better and worse in the course of a day and vary with who she interacts with I'm completely and totally baffled.
Her doctor has never seen anything like it. It's so weird c

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (SCvwT)

401 Tiramisu, when you want to upgrade your lady fingers.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (Gz0CT)

402 People who hate Oatmeal Raisin eat steaks well done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (s4dNo)

403 Blood is red

Bats are black

Ace won't you please

Bring the bats back


Patience, young padiwan learner. Halloween will soon be here. Then we can have bats and bat cookies, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (HaL55)

404 YES, where I live. $500 fine for not masking in a business district, INDOORS AND OUT.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia



I would use the citations to wipe my ass, like John Spartan in Demolition Man.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (Bk0np)

405 Yes. Twice actually.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (hGohp)

Huh...exactly.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (pmcmT)

406 *getting a little sporty in here...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

407 Joe had requested La Macarena.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (PUmDY)

408 I make a pretty good Tiramasu.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (hGohp)

409 Biscottis are...biscuits.

Posted by: runner

Also known as "hardtack".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (2ygtH)

410 376
Liquor stores around here require masks. Polis mandate or fine them.


We have a "mandate" but I just walk into the liquor store and buy what I need. No mask. No real enforcement possible. Most stores just let you be now.

Posted by: Mookie at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (3vIkC)

411 ''Sigh, it's back to Trader Joe's for me. ''

Tried to go today but there was a long line waiting to get in. They only let so many in at one time. Said to myself ''Nope. Not gonna do it. Drawing the line.'' I'd stand in line to see PDT but a grocery store? Nope.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (gLRfa)

412 What this thread needs is some big-tittied back crackers.

https://youtu.be/2iIfBGcjtjs?t=902
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (sTnpX)


Wow, she is built

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (M+Lyo)

413 409 People who hate Oatmeal Raisin eat steaks well done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (s4dNo)

*pfft* we all know the over charred flesh reminds the Raisin lover of the scaly texture of their favorite degenerate fruit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (cI3Q7)

414 So apparently Madeleines are cakes, not cookies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (s4dNo)

415 Karens truly think that customer service reps are slaves. They get so angry when you don't bow and scrape for them and willingly listen to them rant for fifteen minutes. At least this one didn't just scream at me for five minutes. I've had that happen.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (JKNZq)

416 401 Are biscottis cookies?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Yes. Twice actually.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I don't bake mine very long, either time. They're more like normal cookies that way.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Rvt88)

417 392 People who like oatmeal raisin cookies think a wild evening consists of playing Parcheesi while listening to Herb Alpert.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (D2I2k)

It is known that the "whipped cream girl" is crazy for raisin lovers.

I rest my case!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

418 Really regretting clicking on that "Antifa hottie of the day" link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

419 Are biscottis cookies?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)


Madelines..*thinks

Yes, cakes. mini cakes.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

420

Mlii, if you're still here, I think live stream starts at 8 Central this Saturday.

Check his page to be sure.
I'll be running cameras again.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (PXKj8)

421 425 Really regretting clicking on that "Antifa hottie of the day" link in the sidebar.
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

I am still trying to name an antifa hottie aside from SpokesTits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (cI3Q7)

422 Splunge, think of it as a little extra diet help from Ace

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

423 25 Really regretting clicking on that "Antifa hottie of the day" link in the sidebar.
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E

Better than Zombies nic link.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (s4dNo)

424 Remember Dennis Kucinich's wife? She's probably a 'tifa hottie by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

425 >>Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (SCvwT)

Oh, I'm sorry you have to deal with all that. UTI's can cause all kinds of confusion, but her dr. would know that.

Hopefully it can be figured out quickly. I'll keep you both in my prayers.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (QvZ2L)

426 I don't bake mine very long, either time. They're more like normal cookies that way.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Rvt8 Not soft though? Must be crispy no?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (pmcmT)

427 this is me begging bluebell for her biscotti recipe

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (Gz0CT)

428 Splunge, you should really know better.

Posted by: Foggy Bottom Nervous Breakdown at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (0QYMt)

429 BIAB

Dinner calls!

Don't go plumping your dehydrated fruit y'all...

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

430 My life. She's past the UTI. Something else is going on. I'm betting emotional/mental illness.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (SCvwT)

431 Welp, it's official. Canceling our trip to Pensacola Beach first week of October. Effing antifa Sally wrecked the place.

Now heading to the mountains and a cabin in the woods. Not. Going. In. The. Basement.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (VcFUs)

432 My grandpa used to buy Hydrox all the time. My grandma use to get mad at him for buying those "poor man's Oreos."
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

Anyone who calls Hydrox the Kaboom of cookies will be shot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)

433 Aetius451AD @ 406- Mrs. E wants that rhubarb/red hot cobbler recipe, and I can see me eating a bowl of that with a scoop of Bluebell Homemade Vanilla.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)

434 I'm watching Excalibur. The early scene of feasting and celebration in Cornwall....this is how I envision the TXMoMe. Am I far off?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (fZqIv)

435 >>>Mlii, if you're still here, I think live stream starts at 8 Central this Saturday.

Check his page to be sure.
I'll be running cameras again.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (PXKj8

Thanks, TeeJ! I will be watching

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (QvZ2L)

436 Oreos suck. Putting them in ice cream makes the ice cream suck. Putting them in white chocolate makes the white chocolate suck.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)

437 Oreo's are like the Nestle's Quik of cookies. Hydrox is the Ovaltine of cookies. You ever notice Ovaltine comes in a round jar? Shouldn't it be called Round-tine?

Posted by: Kenny Bania at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (aNIkv)

438 I think it's time for All Good Men and Women to deliver an NBA/NFL-sized wake-up call to Fox, explaining to them the principle of Get Woke Go Broke.

Its been time for years. What the hell do people keep watching Fox for??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

439 I'd think that the ultimate Oreo, the perfect archetype of the breed, would use lard in the filling. Leaf lard, so fresh that you can hear it oink.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)

440 3 lbs for $.99 Valu Time, sort of vanilla but mostly sawdust cookies.
Good for throwing at squirrels.

Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (UFgOG)

441 402 Of course! Delicious cookies. I make double chocolate walnut ones. Molto bene.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (/669Q)

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That sounds divine! A perfect candidate for The Deplorable Gourmet, Volume 2 (hint, hint!)

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (R1NI2)

442 viennas (vy-eenas) are sausages in a can, made with myriad flavors and myriadX meats. They are damn good
Posted by: Eromero

The most grossest items found in any store are the Vienna Sausages.
Pre-chewed short tubes of mushy mystery meats.

Maximum grossness.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (gtatv)

443 I said this before but I don't eat sugar and I don't think it's good for you .

Posted by: Nobody at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (giU8k)

444 435 Splunge, you should really know better.
Posted by: Foggy Bottom Nervous Breakdown at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (0QYMt)


Hey, slow learners are people too!

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (dOV9E)

445 Has anyone ever heard of green tomato pie? It was mentioned in a Nero Wolfe mystery and now I'm obsessed with trying to make one.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)

446 440 Aetius451AD @ 406- Mrs. E wants that rhubarb/red hot cobbler recipe, and I can see me eating a bowl of that with a scoop of Bluebell Homemade Vanilla.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)

So would I. Mammaw was not big on 'recipes'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (cI3Q7)

447 443 Oreos suck. Putting them in ice cream makes the ice cream suck. Putting them in white chocolate makes the white chocolate suck.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw


Did You have a bad experience with Oreos or something? Maybe you laughed one out your nose once while eating them?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (s4dNo)

448 my wife makes oatmeal choc chip cookies that are amazing.


Oatmeal raisin as well

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (M+Lyo)

449 Maud'dib, No you are not.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (Gz0CT)

450 Oreo's taste like Chocolate with cream. HyDrox taste like...

... disappointment.

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (aNIkv)

451 OMGosh, Ovaltine! Haven't had that in years.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (QvZ2L)

452 My dear, long dead, mother was born and raised in Deutschland, and was a teenager when WW2 ended. She emigrated after the great hate, ended up in NYC, married my father, and raised a family.

Somewhere along the way she became a great cook and baker. Leading up to Christmas she would make countless dozens of cookies, which were placed in tins, and squirreled away for the feast. Her butter cookies were sublime, and her hazelnut macaroons exquisite.

My siblings and I would lay waste, despite being forbidden. Invariably, we would be cookie-frei just before Nativity, so she'd bake some more. Good times.

Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (U2zca)

453 this is me begging bluebell for her biscotti recipe
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (Gz0CT)
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I'll send it to you!

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (/669Q)

454 Tate's chocolate chip cookies. The end.
Well, not really. Any chocolate chip cookie is great, except the ones made with margarine, or with low sugar, or worse yet, both. I ate one once and it had no taste. Looked great, and no taste. So weird!
I tried those supposedly world famous Levain cookies. Meh, it was like eating an ice cream scoop full of undercooked cookie batter.

Mrs. Fields was great. So was David's cookies. I would walk ten blocks for David's cookies.

Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (11H2y)

455 Hoplite, that reminds me: The Deplorable Gourmet was optioned by Hollywood to be turned into a movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

456 450 I said this before but I don't eat sugar and I don't think it's good for you .
Posted by: Nobody at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (giU8k)

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I don't eat insects but I think they're good for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)

457 I've heard of green tomato pie. I suspect it's like that ritz cracker pie (meant to be like apple pie). Put enough sugar and spice in there and fool people into thinking they are getting apple pie.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (JKNZq)

458 Riddle me this: is TJs a grocery store or a cult?

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Yes

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (PTw5h)

459

Make sure you tell Jan to say hi to me.
Hope you enjoy it again.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (PXKj8)

460 Eating paste made me the man I am today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

461 Oreo's taste like Chocolate with cream. HyDrox taste like...

... disappointment.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (aNIkv)
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I prefer Hydrox.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)

462 viennas (vy-eenas) are sausages in a can, made with myriad flavors and myriadX meats. They are damn good
Posted by: Eromero

The most grossest items found in any store are the Vienna Sausages.
Pre-chewed short tubes of mushy mystery meats.

Maximum grossness.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (gtatv)



I call you out, sir! Have your second see my second to make arrangements to satisfy my honor!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (f1Vqw)

463 Hoplite, that reminds me: The Deplorable Gourmet was optioned by Hollywood to be turned into a movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

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They already know how the reviews would be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (wPVhA)

464 When I'm dieting I eat Thin Mints.

Posted by: Rebel Wilson at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (aNIkv)

465 this is me begging bluebell for her biscotti recipe
Posted by: Ben Had


Real biscotti requires actual italian marble.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (D2I2k)

466 431 Remember Dennis Kucinich's wife? She's probably a 'tifa hottie by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

I forgot about that! Well she's gettin' kind of old now, she's 42. How time flies. Mad Dennis is 73, of course.

all she has to do is mark time for a few more years - not many - and she'll get that sweet sweet congressional survivor's pension for the rest of her life. Nice work if you can get it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

467 Oreo's taste like Chocolate with cream. HyDrox taste like...

... disappointment.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (aNIkv)


Hydrox taste like dad is never coming back from going to buy cigarettes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (sTnpX)

468 I'm a South Dakota person but I have a question. You all batching about wearing masks, what happens if you don't wear one? Do you get arrested? Do you get a ticket and have to appear in court. I understand that some stores have a mask policy, but have you tried not wearing one inside the stores? Do they throw you out? Is it every store?
Posted by: Megthered

I go to Wal-Mart without a mask all the time. Drone at the entrance chirps hi do you need a mask today and I say I can't wear them. Drone chirps okay have a nice day! I don't wear them anywhere except my doctors office. They are like the mask gestapo. No one bothers me about it. Little Mennonite lady at Wal-Mart saw me and said your one of the brave ones! I said nope just patently fed up with that horse shit. She smiled and said wish I could do that.. It causes me so much anxiety that it's hard to breathe. I told her that is considered a real medical exemption and just do what I do. She seemed shocked that this could be possible.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (Vxu+H)

469 462 Hoplite, that reminds me: The Deplorable Gourmet was optioned by Hollywood to be turned into a movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

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LOL! I have a feeling it won't check all of the boxes necessary for Oscar consideration these days.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (R1NI2)

470 >.456 Maud'dib, No you are not.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 20



You're killing me. On a positive note, I am nearly finished putting together a care package for you morons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (fZqIv)

471 Not soft though? Must be crispy no?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Right, not soft but not quite as hard baked as Nonna's were. You could break a tooth on those damn things. But, yes, still crispy.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (Rvt88)

472 If Biden actually wins, will Kamala issue a mask edict or will she let Joe pretend to be president once in a while? Will Oreos come with a library paste filling? Will Willie Brown finally visit the White House for a round of chug-a-chug?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (4a9Vv)

473 462 Hoplite, that reminds me: The Deplorable Gourmet was optioned by Hollywood to be turned into a movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

I loved the content but the plot was a bit weak.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (V2Yro)

474 I know I read something claiming that true aficionados of "creme" (pause for jokes) prefer Hydrox. Might have been William Poundstone's "Secrets" trilogy.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

475 1 box of raisins, 6 cinnamon sticks and one gallon of a good Cab simmered for a couple of hours and you develope a love for raisins.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (Gz0CT)

476 I don't eat insects but I think they're good for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)
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Last time the 17-year cicadas came around, George Mason University put out an on-line recipe book called "Cicadelicious." The cicadas are due back next year. If they put out a sequel, I'll let you know.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (/669Q)

477 Did You have a bad experience with Oreos or something? Maybe you laughed one out your nose once while eating them?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (s4dNo)

The only bad experience I've had with Oreos was the letdown of eating them. They taste like disappointment.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (f1Vqw)

478 Cicero and Hoplite, LOL! Actually no one is worried about that. The Deplorable Gourmet was optioned for being made into a movie by... Troma.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

479 Thanks cicero. I have bug spray.

Posted by: Nobody at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (giU8k)

480 ''Riddle me this: is TJs a grocery store or a cult?

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Yes ''

Just a fun place to shop. They always have interesting things. Plus their wine prices are good. The stores aren't that big so it's not a major time investment.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (gLRfa)

481 So would I. Mammaw was not big on 'recipes'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (cI3Q7)

You, too?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (hGohp)

482 Hydrox taste like dad is never coming back from going to buy cigarettes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (sTn


ROFL!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (s4dNo)

483 479 If Biden actually wins, will Kamala issue a mask edict or will she let Joe pretend to be president once in a while?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (4a9Vv)


First she has to get past Jill. Cage match? Mud wrestling?

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

484 I remember Vito Biscotti. For years he was Hollywood's go-to guy for roles requiring a Mexican, an Italian, a Gypsy or an Indian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (wPVhA)

485 Tom, plot shplot! Just add a couple explosions... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

486 I don't eat insects but I think they're good for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)


For some reason this comment really bugs me.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (Q4GsL)

487 Judge Jeanine ... good interview with "Crowdsource the Truth" ... listen at 1.5x speed. it is one youtube from there


https://crowdsourcethetruth.org/

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (Cus5s)

488 Started watching Rectify
is it good?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (nUhF0)

489 441 I'm watching Excalibur. The early scene of feasting and celebration in Cornwall....this is how I envision the TXMoMe. Am I far off?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (fZqIv)

Actually it's more like Castle Anthrax.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (V2Yro)

490 Hydrox taste like dad is never coming back from going to buy cigarettes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (sTn

Oreos taste like being beaten by your dad when he runs out of cigarettes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)

491 I loved the content but the plot was a bit weak.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (V2Yro)

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Add a Mary Sue. Those idiot fans will buy tickets for anything.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)

492 re 469: tried Vienna sausages once. Euyuch. Devil's Island Hot Dogs in a can.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (4a9Vv)

493 Halloween. Hmmm. Let's see...if I refuse to give candy to Trick-or-Treaters not wearing a mask, will I regret it the next morning when I take a look at my property?

If anyone had pulled the above crap on me and my friends in the later years of my childhood, retribution would have been certain, and expensive for the owner to repair and/or repaint.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (AMIL/)

494
I don't eat insects but I think they're good for you.

Posted by: Cicero



For some reason this comment really bugs me.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont



Crawls all over me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (Bk0np)

495 In WA state, if you aren't wearing it, they won't let you in. There are medical exemptions, which they ignore.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)

496 492 Tom, plot shplot! Just add a couple explosions... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

Okay who are you really, Michael Bay?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (V2Yro)

497 viennas (vy-eenas) are sausages in a can, made with myriad flavors and myriadX meats. They are damn good
Posted by: Eromero

The most grossest items found in any store are the Vienna Sausages.
Pre-chewed short tubes of mushy mystery meats.

Maximum grossness.
Posted by: AZ deplorably

I'm so sorry but this is false... The grossest items found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)

498 Hmm... Steve Bannon was suppose to be on Tucker's show tonight. Wonder what happened.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (+YYKs)

499 I call you out, sir! Have your second see my second to make arrangements to satisfy my honor!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

We canz have honor?
Coolness.
My wife is a much better shot than I am, I'll request her to stand in for me...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (gtatv)

500 A little more background from earlier about the two boy suspended indefinitely for carrying a thin red line flag and a thin blue line flag.

These two boys were INDEFINITELY SUSPENDED from their FOOTBALL TEAM because, as the SON of a FIREFIGHTER and the SON as a POLICEMAN, they carried these FLAGS on the field before a game to HONOR those who DIED in 9/11.

Support both these boys and their choice to run with the thin blue line flag and thin red line flag!!!
These two are the sons of a Sheriff and a firefighter, we played on 09/11/2020 (Patriot's Day) and they were supporting those that lost their lives protecting and serving on 09/11/2001.
I am disappointed in the choice of Little Miami Local Schools and Little Miami Athletics to suspend these boys indefinitely from the football team!
We will ALWAYS support our law enforcement and first responders!!
#isupportbradyandjarad
#thinblueline
#thinredline

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (4Utw1)

501 Tom, shhhhh!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

502 We canz have honor?
Coolness.
My wife is a much better shot than I am, I'll request her to stand in for me...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (gtatv)

Or you can just send me a case of Vienna sausages. Original flavor only. Chicken will get you shot for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)

503 434 this is me begging bluebell for her biscotti recipe
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (Gz0CT)

This is me showing up on her doorstep unannounced on Baking Day totally not stalking her.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (7Ooue)

504 505 Hmm... Steve Bannon was suppose to be on Tucker's show tonight. Wonder what happened.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (+YYKs)

Fox found out he was gonna talk about George Soros.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)

505 Hmm... Steve Bannon was suppose to be on Tucker's show tonight. Wonder what happened.
Posted by: redridinghood


Steve's latest issue of "Conservative Gals & Gams" came in the mail today. He'll be indisposed for a while.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

506 nonna? mammaw? where are we, Hollywood Arts?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (4a9Vv)

507 Who will be Kamala's running mate when Joe drops out/dies/forced out?

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (l3+k2)

508 504 Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)


Well, now I know what's going into my omelette tomorrow. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (dOV9E)

509 I made some Macarons last year. It took about five tries before I got it right. Hard to decide on the filling and cookie flavor combo. Decided chocolate butter cream filling in chocolate cookie or cream cheese in almond. Trouble was I ate about 10 each trying to decide

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (KVfhf)

510 AZ, you never been clearing with a dozer all day and had to dig behind the seat of your truck looking for viennas, sardines, a pack of nabs (crackers)? Even a plug of chawin tobacco? Some of us here have when we was hongry.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (XhWtx)

511 >>Make sure you tell Jan to say hi to me.
Hope you enjoy it again.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (PXKj8

Will do!

Now I'd better turn this thing off as the alarm goes off at 2:30.

Have a good nite, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (QvZ2L)

512 Hmm... Steve Bannon was suppose to be on Tucker's show tonight. Wonder what happened.


Apparently gays are going hard for Trump.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (Bk0np)

513 514 Who will be Kamala's running mate when Joe drops out/dies/forced out?
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (l3+k2)

*Waves*

Posted by: Bernie at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (s4dNo)

514 This is me showing up on her doorstep unannounced on Baking Day totally not stalking her.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (7Ooue)
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Come around in December. I make tons of Christmas cookies. I couldn't do it last year because of events, but will be back in form this year.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (/669Q)

515 The early scene of feasting and celebration in Cornwall

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Ah, the 'ol home country. Ancestors worked in the copper pits, mostly. Although had one that was the mayor of one of the towns, and another that printed the first translation of the Bible into Welsh.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (Mm4NK)

516 I'm so sorry but this is false... The grossest items
found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies,
and oysters

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


Well, two out of five, meh, please accept this "Bablin for Prez" sticker instead of something valuable.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (2ygtH)

517 >>Who will be Kamala's running mate when Joe drops out/dies/forced out?
Posted by: davidt

I'm warming up in the bull pen.

Posted by: Satan at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (0FTCx)

518 Vienna sausage.
Hitler was from Vienna.
Figure it out.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (4a9Vv)

519 Kamala's running mate? Warren maybe? Girl power!

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (evxBY)

520 Who will be Kamala's running mate when Joe drops out/dies/forced out?
Posted by: davidt


Hillary.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (4Utw1)

521 Heeeyyy, Macarons!

Posted by: Joe 'Steps' Biden at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (l3+k2)

522 Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters pie.

Posted by: Beelzebub at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (B/Jpr)

523 Liquor stores around here require masks. Polis mandate or fine them.


We have a "mandate" but I just walk into the liquor store and buy what I need. No mask. No real enforcement possible. Most stores just let you be now.
Posted by: Mookie

My son works in a liquor store, and I don't think anybody wears a mask in there (city of Columbus).

And a few weekends ago, we went up to Amish country in Holmes County (in Ohio), and really...nobody was wearing a mask, and none of the stores that were open required it.
A few visiting freakazoids wore masks, but otherwise, kind of...normal.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (ZCiJZ)

524 Classy Cardi B is getting divorced. After her "encounter" with Biden no other man has the Midol Touch.

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L9P9s)

525 For years he was Hollywood's go-to guy for roles requiring a Mexican, an Italian, a Gypsy or an Indian.
Posted by: Cicero

You mean John Saxon or Anthony Quinn?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt88)

526 Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters pie.
Posted by: Beelzebub


I'll take "treats Mama Pelosi serves the family for Thanksgiving" for $500, Alex!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

527 >>>[95] Spiced wafers this week. There kind of like ginger snaps. Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM

Greetings, Skip ... Just saw these in the store yesterday. Our family loves them with a little butter "frosted" on the flat side.

Posted by: Kathy at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (3a9Uw)

528 517 AZ, you never been clearing with a dozer all day and had to dig behind the seat of your truck looking for viennas, sardines, a pack of nabs (crackers)? Even a plug of chawin tobacco? Some of us here have when we was hongry.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (XhWtx)


If you're hungry enough, sure, you'll eat anything.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

529 Shake N' Bake

Try chicken, pork, and new Bat flavor

"And I helped!"

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (iTXRQ)

530
I see there is an impostor trying to get me in a duel. I do like Vienna sausages, though, but whether I'd kill for them or not, I'm not sure. The new little kitten really loves them as well.

Anyway, I think I know who the impostor is, appropriating my nic from another machine here.... I'll deal with her in the usual manner.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)

531 527 Who will be Kamala's running mate when Joe drops out/dies/forced out?
Posted by: davidt


Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (4Utw1


That would be fun! I mean, guessing which one kills the other first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (s4dNo)

532 A cookie without sugar is a cracker.. that's funny.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (+ldAm)

533 I'll take "treats Mama Pelosi serves the family for Thanksgiving" for $500, Alex!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
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And she probably throws cauliflower in there for maximum grossitude.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (/669Q)

534 >>Who will be Kamala's running mate when Joe drops out/dies/forced out?
Posted by: davidt

Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223
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You must have a loose definition of "running"

Posted by: Aviator at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (0FTCx)

535 Gary Gulman is a high school classmate of mine. Always the class clown even then. Good dude.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (rBtIz)

536 Ben Had @ 482, Mrs E and I have white raisins marinating in gin in the fridge. For the rheumatiz.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (XhWtx)

537 I doubt Kamala's running mate would be a woman. There can be only one Queen.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (l3+k2)

538 482 1 box of raisins, 6 cinnamon sticks and one gallon of a good Cab simmered for a couple of hours and you develop a love for raisins.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (Gz0CT)

This is me showing up on Ben Had's doorstep unannounced totally not asking her to, uh, "adopt" me.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (7Ooue)

539 If you're hungry enough, sure, you'll eat anything.

Posted by: Kamala Harris

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Example: K Rations
(Pun intended)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (Mm4NK)

540 >Ancestors worked in the copper pits, mostly.



O we used to dream of working in the copper pits
woulda been a palace to us

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (iTXRQ)

541 I've stopped wearing a mask. Nobody says anything. Some looks at times but I don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (Sx6MH)

542 Classy Cardi B is getting divorced. After her "encounter" with Biden no other man has the Midol Touch.
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L9P9s)
**********
I read that today. Evidently her *** ain't all that because her husband cheated on her. Hahaha.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (+YYKs)

543 You mean John Saxon or Anthony Quinn?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt8

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Nope. Vito.

He also played the occasional Jap soldier.

https://images.app.goo.gl/ASdwhYVkdvc4NR8Y7

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (wPVhA)

544 549 I read that today. Evidently her *** ain't all that because her husband cheated on her. Hahaha.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (+YYKs)


Maybe he's not as into "whores" as he thought initially.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E)

545 As someone eloquently said earlier, if masks are so great then no need for the flu shot right?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+ldAm)

546 445
I think it's time for All Good Men and Women to deliver an
NBA/NFL-sized wake-up call to Fox, explaining to them the principle of
Get Woke Go Broke.



Its been time for years. What the hell do people keep watching Fox for??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

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Familiarity bias. Fox was the conservative news channel. They internalized that Fox was the conservative news channel. Although it no longer is, their brains default to "Fox is the conservative news channel."

Changing things like that takes a long, long, long time, and until a new conservative broadcast network shows up in a big way, or until streaming becomes the norm and networks like OANN can draw general viewership, it will stay that way. Every show on Fox could be hosted by Peter Strzok, Al Sharpton and a random 350-pound antifa tranny, and the viewership would still watch it, because Fox is the conservative news channel.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+3rQF)

547 Cicero - I thought you were BSing. Now I remember him!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (Rvt88)

548
If Miley and your wife want to have a duel, I won't stand in the way. I'll hold her coat or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (f1Vqw)

549 ZOD CPAP.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (xK9An)

550 Not surprised Cardi B is being divorced.

Apparently "extreme skankitude" has a rather short shelf life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

551 Example: K Rations
(Pun intended)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (Mm4NK)

You got K-rats? Luxory. Must've totes been a remf.


We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)

552 445 What the hell do people keep watching Fox for??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)


Gutfeld

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (dOV9E)

553 You must have a loose definition of "running"

Posted by: Aviator




Hillary runs all the time.

It's just that the Depends usually catches it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (4Utw1)

554 Oreos suck.

Posted by: Ronster at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (x/YJq)

555 Eromero, I'm getting ready to give that a try.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (Gz0CT)

556 Every show on Fox could be hosted by Peter Strzok, Al Sharpton and a random 350-pound antifa tranny, and the viewership would still watch it, because Fox is the conservative news channel.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+3rQF)

That's ridiculous. I watch Tucker about once a week. Are you really saying his show could be hosted by Peter Strzok? C'mon, man.

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Sx6MH)

557 I'm out. Have a good night kids!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Vxu+H)

558 511 sounds right.

Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (11H2y)

559 13 more days for Biden's team to find a plausible excuse for bailing on the first debate.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)

560 re 553: nah, as soon as Shep would come on, I'd go to whatever channel was showing the best cartoons. "Tater and the Brain" on the WB was ok sometimes, especially when Tater wouldn't drink his... you know, stuff.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:19 PM (4a9Vv)

561 Reasons Cardi B's man is leaving her:

- Her face and lips now contain so much plastic, it's like trying to kiss a sex doll

- Would like to be with a woman who doesn't consider goldfish lucite stripper heels suitable enough to wear to church

- Got so many virulent STDs from her that his dick already fell off, so he doesn't really need a woman anyway

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

562 I doubt Kamala's running mate would be a woman. There can be only one Queen.


Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (l3+k2)

Aw, come on!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 16, 2020 09:19 PM (kOpft)

563 13 more days for Biden's team to find a plausible excuse for bailing on the first debate.

Him'roids!!!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:20 PM (Bk0np)

564 And if Tucker turned left, I wouldn't watch him, either.

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:20 PM (Sx6MH)

565 re 566: I wonder if being unconscious would be an acceptable excuse.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:20 PM (4a9Vv)

566 561
Oreos suck.


Posted by: Ronster at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (x/YJq)


Ground up whole they make a decent crust for a milk chocolate cheese cake.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (KVfhf)

567 I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella"

You know it's coming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (NKuIh)

568 499 re 469: tried Vienna sausages once. Euyuch. Devil's Island Hot Dogs in a can.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (4a9Vv)

Remember in the movie Papillon Vienna Sausages were the one thing he couldn't bring himself to eat?

Posted by: Minuteman at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (aNIkv)

569 543 Ben Had @ 482, Mrs E and I have white raisins marinating in gin in the fridge. For the rheumatiz.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (XhWtx)

This is me showing up at Eromero's house on Halloween multiple times.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (7Ooue)

570 Is Varney still on Fox Business ?

I really have stopped watching most news, but his show was still worth watching.

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (Sx6MH)

571 Peace Prize?! I have not yet begun to peace!

Posted by: Donald "Rushmore" Trump at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (KDCRD)

572 Gary Gulman is great. Discman bit - "it's one thing to read about poverty. It's another to see it sweating next to you on a treadmill."

Also state abbreviations - "By the time they got to Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri - shots were fired."

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (YFeb1)

573 Apparently raisins in oatmeal cookies are a horde thing on a par with carrots in chili. I did not know that.

I do concur with the moron who holds that peanut butter cookies are best when things are added, like chocolate chips. There was a bakery who sold their wares out of kiosks all over the UW-Madison campus when i was a student there. Oak Hill, or Oak House, or something. Their peanut butter chocolate chip cookies were the food of the gods. I can't find anybody who makes them, which is sure proof of the decline of western civilization.

Also: no bake cookies. Pure yumminess. And with the added bonus of not looking anywhere near as tasty as they are. I could take them in my lunch secure in the knowledge that no one would want me to share them.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (rw/ga)

574 I'll be in my bunk.


Adam Goldman
@adamgoldmanNYT
Barr has asked prosecutors in DOJ's civil rights division to explore whether they could bring criminal charges against Mayor Jenny Durkan of Seattle https://nytimes.com/2020/09/16/us/politics/william-barr-sedition.html?smid=tw-share
@ktbenner
cc:
@ByMikeBaker

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (BJKQV)

575
Snickerdoodles
Ginger snaps
Spice
Oatmeal raisin

Anything else is strictly lower tier.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)

576 Heeeyyy, Macaroni!

Posted by: Joe Joe the Dancing Machine at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (l3+k2)

577 Rant.. I swear I'm so pissed at FB. I depend on social media for my business. I had a lady buy a bracelet from me at my ONE and ONLY damn show this year. She reached out to me via my FB business page. Took FB 9 fucking hours to notify me. She wanted a rosary for her mom who's having major health issues. We corresponded thru my page, I showed her the picture of finished product. No response. Again.. FB took 9 hours to notify me that she had received the picture. Finally tonight I get a response. You guessed it.. she sent it this morning. I got the notification at 6 pm. I hate them. I really really hate them. I think they are fucking with me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

578 That's ridiculous. I watch Tucker about once a week. Are you really saying his show could be hosted by Peter Strzok? C'mon, man.
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Sx6MH)


Yet - they could replace Tucker with Max Boot, and at least half the audience would just roll with the new talking points. People are shallow, man. Plenty on both sides just blindly spew the talking points.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (hNICT)

579 John Saxon actually was an Italian-American. I did not know that until he died recently.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (dR6lV)

580 RI Red, Eromero and I don't live that far apart. You can make it a twofer.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (Gz0CT)

581 Jewells, understood.
My advice: first chance you get, ask her to correspond with you via email. At least it's usually faster than FB.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)

582 re 577: yes, he's still 9 to noon during week, although he sometimes seems to take a lot of time off

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (4a9Vv)

583 Really enjoying this narrative:

Portland Douchebag with douchebag hair hits cop in the face with skateboard

Douchebag cited and released, because Portland.

Douchebag on the lam, on FBI wanted list with $1K reward.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

584 I feel perfectly fine. Isn't that how you know you have the world's deadliest virus? I should probably get a faulty test done and find out for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (WLHrn)

585 I'm so sorry but this is false... The grossest items found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Be still my heart, I agree!

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (R4aZ2)

586 Liquor stores around here require masks.

-

I sorta love this.

Alcohol is an actual problem that kills men, women, and children. Thousands more are injured because of it. Jobs lost, marriages destroyed, etc. etc.

But keep them liquor stores open and wear a mask if you don't want to kill grandma!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (NKuIh)

587 Splunge, so we all should be on the lookout for a douchebag on a skateboard? Gee, that really narrows it down... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)

588 You got K-rats? Luxory. Must've totes been a remf.


We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)

You got the whole MRE? All we got was the drink powder packet, the gum, a used spork and some wet matches.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (aNIkv)

589 bluebell, I sense a disturbance in the force saying, Volume
II Electric Boogaloo, "Deplorables Get Their Just Desserts."

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (7Ooue)

590 Oreos suck.


Posted by: Ronster at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (x/YJq)


Ground up whole they make a decent crust for a milk chocolate cheese cake.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (KVfhf)
**********
I use them to make the crust of my grasshopper pie.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (+YYKs)

591
I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella


I'm holding out for "Kneepads"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

592 re 582: I had a neighbor who had a snickerdoodle. Barked a lot. Dog was ok, though

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (4a9Vv)

593 Fox ain't conservative, but you just have to avoid Wallace and Brett. Tucker is great and at least Ingraham and Hannity are on our side even if they are difficult to watch. Watters, Gutfeld, Pirro, Ducey--are okay.
Juan is so bad he helps our cause

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (dR6lV)

594 504



I'm so sorry but this is false... The grossest items found in good
form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)

---------------------------

This would pretty much empty out my cupboard. Fried okra is a favorite side, raisins are good on anything (or just by themselves in those little Sun-Maid snack boxes), and oyster stew with canned oysters is a great comfort food.

My breakfast this past Saturday morning: Spam, chunked up and fried in the skillet with potatoes, diced onions and a sprinkle of Old Bay, and scrambled eggs made with green peppers and the remaining anchovies in the can I'd used on my pizza the night before, with extra sharp cheddar melted on top. Good eatin'. Anchovies and eggs are the apex of complementary goods.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (+3rQF)

595 Ohhh, Carmellos are the best!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)

596 Barr has asked prosecutors in DOJ's civil rights division to explore whether they could bring criminal charges against Mayor Jenny Durkan of Seattle

-

We're going to examine the potential for looking into investigating if we can see if we can possibly charge someone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (NKuIh)

597 594 Splunge, so we all should be on the lookout for a douchebag on a skateboard? Gee, that really narrows it down... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)


The hair, which, I have to emphasize, is as douchy as the "man" who sports it, helps:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6m2nxg3

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)

598
Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters


Gotta disagree on four of the five and I'm not certain that I've given okra enough of a chance.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

599 Yet - they could replace Tucker with Max Boot, and at least half the audience would just roll with the new talking points. People are shallow, man. Plenty on both sides just blindly spew the talking points.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (hNICT)

I see that was his point now. I have a more hopeful view of the center right than that, I suppose.

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (Sx6MH)

600 598
I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella
I'm holding out for "Kneepads"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)


Seems kind of greedy. Cramer calling Pelosi "Crazy Nancy" to her face has kept me happy for the next week or two.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (dOV9E)

601 Vienna (pronounced to rhyme with hyena) sausages and saltines is great fishing and camping food. We've got some in our emergency supplies, too.

I also like pork rinds while fishing and camping, but they aren't in our emergency supplies, sadly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (NKuIh)

602 The grossest items found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem

1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th and we're in complete agreement... that means we only disagree on 20%!
Yea!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (gtatv)

603 586 John Saxon actually was an Italian-American. I did not know that until he died recently.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (dR6lV)

He would have made a great Indian if he knew a decent recipe for a sauce to pour over stuffed crab.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (aNIkv)

604 https://tinyurl.com/yx9lo7nk

Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (11H2y)

605 Jewells, I can never thank you enough for the incredible work you did for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)

606 That's ridiculous. I watch Tucker about once a week. Are you really saying his show could be hosted by Peter Strzok? C'mon, man.
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Sx6MH)

Yet - they could replace Tucker with Max Boot, and at least half the audience would just roll with the new talking points. People are shallow, man. Plenty on both sides just blindly spew the talking points.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (hNICT)
**********
No way. Max Boot... seriously no.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (+YYKs)

607 "You're watching Fox! Now it's time for the 'Giving Up On Life Hour' with Max Boot!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

608 RI Red 576, we are the last house on the road. The house with the bloody handprint on the door, don't get many trickortreaters. Or anybody now I give it some thought.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (XhWtx)

609 This is the version of Despacito that I like.

Played by the joint military bands during a parade in Bogota Colombia.

(Colombian women don't march, they saunter is step. Woof)

https://youtu.be/T_iWFf1CdN8

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (WyVLE)

610 We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron


---------
I was remembering what my dad said about them in WW2.
1983 MRE's were fresh when I was in, in 1983.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (Mm4NK)

611 You got the whole MRE? All we got was the drink powder packet, the gum, a used spork and some wet matches.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (aNIkv)


If we got lucky, an officer would throw my squad the empty MRE pouch. We'd cut it into strips and chew.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (hNICT)

612 Ok, Steve Bannon will be on Tucker's show tomorrow.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (+YYKs)

613 RI Red 576, we are the last house on the road. The
house with the bloody handprint on the door, don't get many
trickortreaters. Or anybody now I give it some thought.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (XhWtx)


Wow! You must be Uruk Hai

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (WyVLE)

614 603 Barr has asked prosecutors in DOJ's civil rights division to explore whether they could bring criminal charges against Mayor Jenny Durkan of Seattle."

That is awesome, since I know a *lot* of us here were saying from the start that SHE was the real architect of the Chaz/Chop takeover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (V2Yro)

615 You have to wonder if Trump will include "Despacito" on his next rally playlist.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

616 587 RI Red, Eromero and I don't live that far apart. You can make it a twofer.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (Gz0CT)

Ben, that sounds sort of, uh, interesting. Throw in a Hog Hunt on Farmer Bob's land and I'll relocate!
Seriously, it looks like Jr. won't get back from the Bering Sea before the MoMe, so Return To TX will have to wait. I am bummed.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:31 PM (7Ooue)

617 qdpsteve I already told her just correspond via email in the future. Hopefully she's a repeat customer.

Ben Had.. you know it was my pleasure and honor!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

618 Lento Joe

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:32 PM (Sx6MH)

619 You got K-rats? Luxory. Must've totes been a remf.





We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)



You got the whole MRE? All we got was the drink powder packet, the gum, a used spork and some wet matches.

Next time you're in an Army Surplus store pick up a box of C-rats and slurp up the snot at the top of a cold "entree". You'll be in heaven!

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2020 09:32 PM (+ya+t)

620 Fox ain't conservative

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (dR6lV)

It's not, but it's better than the alternatives. Some of the shows are good, and they don't boycott actual news stories because they don't fit their narrative.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (5FCda)

621 -
--
so we all should be on the lookout for a douchebag on a skateboard? Gee, that really narrows it down... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM
-
--
---------------------

So is it more likely to find a douchebag sans skateboard, or a skateboard sans douchebag?

Posted by: irright at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (RVcmP)

622 I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella

I'm holding out for "Kneepads"


"Get over here, girl!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (Bk0np)

623 Yet another shooting here in our dem controlled town. Juvenile shot 5 times but not dead. Same street where just a few days ago 30 shots were fired at a house and car.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (Mm4NK)

624 The grossest items found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem

1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th and we're in complete agreement... that means we only disagree on 20%!
Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (gtatv)


Let me fix this for you.
The grossest items, in order: okra, okra, okra, okra, and okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (axyOa)

625 Gotta disagree on four of the five and I'm not certain that I've given okra enough of a chance.

It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)

626 >Barr has asked prosecutors in DOJ's civil rights division to explore whether they could bring criminal charges against Mayor Jenny Durkan of Seattle



ha- that's funny

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (iTXRQ)

627 And Pennsyltucky knows how to make breakfast, the first most important meal of the day.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (XhWtx)

628 Some of the shows are good, and they don't boycott actual news stories because they don't fit their narrative.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (5FCda)


If they've started forbidding the mention of Soros - that's no longer true.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (hNICT)

629
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (DUIap)

630 Fox ain't conservative

Melissa Francis is going to be interesting to watch tomorrow.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (Bk0np)

631 Bring back Patti Ann Brown

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (iTXRQ)

632 Man, there is some okra hate amongst the Horde.

Posted by: Moki at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (+X9Vs)

633 It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
---------

Try grilled. It's delicious!

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (/669Q)

634 616 This is the version of Despacito that I like.
Played by the joint military bands during a parade in Bogota Colombia.
(Colombian women don't march, they saunter is step. Woof)

https://youtu.be/T_iWFf1CdN8
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (WyVLE)

Ok that was a lot better than I thought it would be! In fact the only thing that it needed to be perfect was a banner being towed behind one of the helicopters, saying VIVA PINOCHET!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (V2Yro)

635 632 Gotta disagree on four of the five and I'm not certain that I've given okra enough of a chance.

It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)


Okra has a bad rap. It makes a great crunchy pickle. Haven't had it fried, but I can imagine it being great. And it's a superb thickener for gumbo. The only thing wrong with it is that if you cook it in between its early stage of deliciousness, and its late, falling-apart, thickener stage, it's incredibly gross and part of it goes down your throat while another part stays in your mouth. So just don't do that.

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)

636 And Pennsyltucky knows how to make breakfast. . .

I honestly thought I was the only one to eat (good) anchovies. Cousin!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (Rvt88)

637 Melissa Francis is going to be interesting to watch tomorrow.


Specifically, why?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (dR6lV)

638 Not me. I like okra and Vienna sausage. Food of my youth because my Meemaw was an awful cook. Mom and I lived at the grandparent's house when I was a kid.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (JKNZq)

639 it is wrong to grill or fry a weed

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (iTXRQ)

640 If they've started forbidding the mention of Soros - that's no longer true.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (hNICT)

You've got a point there...that was pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (5FCda)

641 So is it more likely to find a douchebag sans skateboard, or a skateboard sans douchebag?
Posted by: irright at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (RVcmP)

Just shoot every douchebag on a skateboard. Why take chances?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (ETPKR)

642 it is wrong to grill or fry a weed
Posted by: DB- just DB.


depends.

Do you consider artichokes a weed?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (D2I2k)

643 It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career

Jeebus... food thread all day here.
Grill your friggin' okra, then tell me how it's slime weed.
Buy 'em books, send 'em to school... whaddya get?

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (N8i9I)

644 I am so frickin' hungry for cookies. And working on the last three pounds of my 18# good living weight loss.
Give me anything. Cold greasy next day okra cookies.

Off to bed. Perchance to dream. Of cookies unhad.

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (7Ooue)

645 -
--
I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella -
------


I'm holding out for "Kneepads"
-
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 -
-
----------------
Funny, that was our first demand when I started the union.

Posted by: Kamala, gubmint whore at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (RVcmP)

646 Just shoot every douchebag on a skateboard. Why take chances?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you add "medics" and "press" I'm wit ya.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (Rvt88)

647 AltonJackson, sending you a double big hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (Gz0CT)

648 sweet weepin Jeebus- next thing you people will be pushing pickled beets

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)

649 Good for you, RI Red!

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)

650 It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
---------

Try grilled. It's delicious!
Posted by: bluebell

***

Bluebell has a point. Try it grilled. When done it is easier to slide off the skillet Into the garbage.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (axyOa)

651 'next thing you people will be pushing pickled beets'

Food of the gods.

Posted by: Beelzebub at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (B/Jpr)

652 Bad Diogenes. Bad bad.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)

653 sweet weepin Jeebus- next thing you people will be pushing pickled beets
Posted by: DB- just DB.

How else do you make red beet eggs?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (Rvt88)

654 My mom used to bake several dozen cookies for the holidays from scratch, months in advance, and freeze them.

One year we discovered in March that we had left a large container of Christmas cookies in the freezer. We happily thawed them out and ate them.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (rw/ga)

655 657 Bluebell has a point. Try it grilled. When done it is easier to slide off the skillet Into the garbage.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (axyOa)


...you might be doing this grilling thing wrong. Skillet?

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dOV9E)

656 "Fox ain't conservative - Melissa Francis is going to be interesting to watch tomorrow."


Somebody linked to her Twitter account on that thread. She spent yesterday and this morning running cover for Nancy Pelosi. Jim Cramer calling her crazy is sexist, just ask Melissa Francis.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)

657 sweet weepin Jeebus- next thing you people will be pushing pickled beets
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)

Pickled beets are good. Harvard beets are pretty gross. Like creamed corn, only with beets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (ETPKR)

658 Harvard anything is pretty gross

Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dOV9E)

659 One year we discovered in March that we had left a large container of Christmas cookies in the freezer. We happily thawed them out and ate them.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (rw/ga)

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Funny. The same thing happened one year to Walt Disney's head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (wPVhA)

660 my wife loves pickled beets! and if you can eat raw oysters, you can eat slimy boiled okra. it's not any worse than snails. Well that's cajun cooking for ya. They'll eat anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (V2Yro)

661 Bad Diogenes. Bad bad.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)


;-)

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (axyOa)

662 You've got a point there...that was pretty disgusting.

It was creepy as fuck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

663 Wanta see something beautiful? goggle up a picture of an okra blossom. You're welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (XhWtx)

664 656 Good for you, RI Red!
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)

And you're one of the diet blockers! But I still like you. And I'm showing up for Christmas cookies. G'night, Ma'am!

Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (7Ooue)

665 no no no
my dad loved pickled beets
how he put that horrible purple mass in his facehole and liked it is beyond me

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (iTXRQ)

666
It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career


okra pickles are really good

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (DUIap)

667 Melissa Francis is going to be interesting to watch tomorrow."

Why?? Nobody is going to call her on it. But she's been exposed and I'm very disappointed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

668 Harvard anything is pretty gross
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dOV9E)

Harvard Project Physics was pretty cool, back in the day. A good approach at teaching high school physics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (ETPKR)

669 oysters should be steamed or deep-fried

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)

670
Bring back Patti Ann Brown

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (iTXRQ)

Oh hell yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (9Om/r)

671
beets are feed, not food

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (DUIap)

672 643
And Pennsyltucky knows how to make breakfast. . .



I honestly thought I was the only one to eat (good) anchovies. Cousin!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (Rvt8

-----------------------------------

It seems like I enjoy all the things that people think are awful. Anchovies, oysters, sardines, blind robins, liver and onions, etc.

One tavern I used to hang out in when I was in my twenties always had a great big pickling jar at the end of the bar. It was full of sheer joy: chicken hearts, gizzards, and livers, and a few pickled pig's feet. They had those little paper trays like you get fries in at the carnival, and they'd ladle you a tray full of whatever and a handful of Ritz crackers for a dollar. I miss that place.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (+3rQF)

673 Golden beets, cooked up and chopped into smaller pieces. marinate overnight in orange juice and fennel leaves. It's really tasty, even if you don't like pickled beets.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (JKNZq)

674 Kudzu also has beautiful flowers.

Hatehatehate it, but will admit it's attractive at times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (NKuIh)

675 oysters should be steamed or deep-fried
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)

Or smoked, and canned in spiced oil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (ETPKR)

676 Try grilled. It's delicious!

I'd give that a try, bluebell. Never even heard of that before.

Naturally, back home in Alabama okra was always fried in cornbread batter until pretty crispy. When the "soul food" craze hit way back when, we wondered what all the fuss was about. We always ate that way and didn't think anything of it.

Cornbread, collard greens, fried fish and hushpuppies, cornbread, fried green tomatoes, fried chicken, cornbread in a glass of buttermilk for dessert...fine eatin'!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55)

677 Wanta see something beautiful? goggle up a picture of an okra blossom. You're welcome.
Posted by: Eromero


Hey.
It is a beautiful plant.

Nature trying to lure us into an early death.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (axyOa)

678 Specifically, why?


Posted by: JoeF.

FoxNews' "Outnumbered" Panel Forbids Any Mention of the Fact That George Soros Donated Millions to Elect the Communist DAs Who Refuse to Prosecute Antifa/BLM Rioters
-Ace


It wasn't the panel that shut down the Soros discussion.


It was Melissa. Closely followed by Tits Harf.


Little Marxist on the Prairie got some 'splainin to do.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (Bk0np)

679 oysters should be steamed or deep-fried
Posted by: DB- just DB.

Or just popped in the mouth and swallowed on their own mucilaginous stream

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (N8i9I)

680 Or just popped in the mouth and swallowed on their own mucilaginous stream
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (N8i9I)

---------

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (wPVhA)

681 I'm back...

582
Snickerdoodles
Ginger snaps
Spice
Oatmeal raisin

Anything else is strictly lower tier.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)

The man of science is correct...because science!

Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)

682 670 Wanta see something beautiful? goggle up a picture of an okra blossom. You're welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (XhWtx)

that was amazing - I hadn't seen one. It's a mallow! So is the entire Hibiscus family, and Rose of Sharon (althea)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (V2Yro)

683 Never heard of a blind robin. I'd try one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (NKuIh)

684 655
sweet weepin Jeebus- next thing you people will be pushing pickled beets

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)

----------------------------

Those are best with pickled eggs in the same jar. I make 'em frequently. You're missing out on good stuff!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:47 PM (+3rQF)

685 No love for the pickled beet ? I usually eat them a pint at a time.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:47 PM (hNICT)

686 We got the beet!

Posted by: Beetzebub's at September 16, 2020 09:47 PM (B/Jpr)

687 Never heard of a blind robin. I'd try one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (NKuIh)

They find the occasional worm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (ETPKR)

688 Cornbread, collard greens, fried fish and hushpuppies, cornbread, fried green tomatoes, fried chicken, cornbread in a glass of buttermilk for dessert...fine eatin'!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55)


All good!
Well. Except the buttermilk. But I've used that in very good salad dressings.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)

689
Naturally, back home in Alabama okra was always fried in cornbread batter until pretty crispy. When the "soul food" craze hit way back when, we wondered what all the fuss was about. We always ate that way and didn't think anything of it.

-

Yeah, all the non-racists honestly believe Southern cooking tastes better when it's made by a magical black person.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (NKuIh)

690
From the Andy Ngo is a bad man article -

Phillip sported a bulletproof vest as the the frontline drummer charging the protests. Erin followed behind as a street medic toting a first aid kit.


Frontline drummers are first into the shit, man!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

691 Melissa has been retweeting the shit out of a bunch of "Victims of 9/11" posts to push the questions about Soros down on her Twitter timeline.


Like Tapper's sudden veteran's support Tweet's when he fucks up.


Little Missy on the Chairy gonna have to answer to a few thousand severely pissed off Twitter fans tomorrow.


Same with Harris Faulkner.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (Bk0np)

692 BackwardsBoy @ 683- Me too on the soul food. I remember my childhood as black and white folk doing things together, side by side. Like most families do.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (XhWtx)

693 Huh. Just googled melissa francis imdb and she was on an episode of ALF along with the infamous after school special where the classes fought a war. Awesome.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (67sg6)

694 Never heard of a blind robin. I'd try one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

A type of smoked fish.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (Rvt88)

695 Hoecake in buttermilk. Et with a spoon, cause we gots standards.
Hoecake is fried cornmeal, with salt and a wee bit of water to make it sizzle. Bacon grease is the preferred medium.

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (N8i9I)

696 Phillip sported a bulletproof vest as the the frontline drummer charging the protests. Erin followed behind as a street medic toting a first aid kit.

Frontline drummers are first into the shit, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

The cops should offer free testing of the "bulletproof" feature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:50 PM (ETPKR)

697 >> Okra pickles are really good.

Concur. Here in Southern Idaho there's a brand available that are bottled in Texas called "Talk 'o Texas". They're delicious. You can even get them at Wally World.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 16, 2020 09:50 PM (bgBQ/)

698 Yeah, all the non-racists honestly believe Southern cooking tastes better when it's made by a magical black person.

I've never had red beans and rice made by magical black people - but I'd give it a try.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:50 PM (hNICT)

699 into the valley of frontline drummers
rode the 600

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:52 PM (iTXRQ)

700 Tom Servo @ 689- Beautiful in every way, is the okra. Just like the oyster.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:52 PM (XhWtx)

701 I've never had red beans and rice made by magical black people - but I'd give it a try.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope

Kevin Belton is pretty magical. Watch some of his vids.
He makes my Mama look seem like his Mama.

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (N8i9I)

702 There's a soulfood place in town, and I don't know if the black couple who run it are magical, but their breaded and fried pork chops are amazing! As is the rest of their food.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (V2Yro)

703 Yeah, all the non-racists honestly believe Southern cooking tastes better when it's made by a magical black person.

Actually, it does. There used to be a lot of little corner restaurants with little old black ladies doing the cooking all over the place. It's the best food you'll ever eat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (HaL55)

704 Beautiful in every way, is the okra. Just like the oyster.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:52 PM (XhWtx)


Makes great compost.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (hNICT)

705 Anything tastes good with sufficient quantities of butter, salt and olive oil.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (Bk0np)

706 Melissa Francis is going to be interesting to watch tomorrow."

Why?? Nobody is going to call her on it. But she's been exposed and I'm very disappointed.

Posted by: Jewells45


I am too. Such a waste. The only thing I watch is Tucker and Levin on Sundays. Levin is interviewing Trump this Sunday, for the full hour.

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (R4aZ2)

707 I'm a super beet, super beet. I'm super beety!

Posted by: Dana Loesch at September 16, 2020 09:54 PM (RVcmP)

708 Ben Shapiro is saying goodbye to Hollywood. better late than never, Ben!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhrHPTaVKvc

Here's the KMAG post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u978w4CurDk

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2020 09:54 PM (W+kMI)

709 Biped of Walmart

Black is NOT slimming when you are already panda shaped.

Seriously skip the sleeveless top that shows off your multiple tats.

And keep your furplay at home, your red panda ears and nose do NOT enhance your attractiveness.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:54 PM (LiA/B)

710 >Actually, it does. There used to be a lot of little corner restaurants with little old black ladies doing the cooking all over the place. It's the best food you'll ever eat.



I'll have four fried chickens and a Coke

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:55 PM (iTXRQ)

711 PSA
Okra eaters in the KC area, no shit, we are gonna pull out all 4 rows come this weekend.
If you are an okra eater, come pick all you can before I invite the community garden folks (and I'll have to guard the house with them around).

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:55 PM (N8i9I)

712 Goodnight all. 0400 shows up early.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:55 PM (XhWtx)

713 Melissa has been retweeting the shit out of a bunch of "Victims of 9/11"
posts to push the questions about Soros down on her Twitter timeline.





It looks like no matter what she tweets the responses are about Soros.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 09:56 PM (8SGHB)

714 Sardines, smoked fish, pickled eggs, fried spam, beef liver, canned corned beef. These are things I love and consume, and which the very mention of make the kids I work with shudder with revulsion. Wimps.

Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 09:57 PM (U2zca)

715 *quietly puts red panda ears and nose back in dresser drawer*

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:57 PM (hNICT)

716 HAH

Shapiro is moving out of California and into NashHell.


He won't even notice a difference.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Bk0np)

717 Me too on the soul food. I remember my childhood as black and white folk
doing things together, side by side. Like most families do.


Same here. What little racism I saw back home was mostly confined to the bigger cities like B'ham and Montgomery. When you got out in the country, people are just people.

But I got my little young white ass yanked back from many a water fountain growing up. That went both ways. One arm was longer than the other until I was about 7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:59 PM (HaL55)

718 This guy is great. Trump party in the streets!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KE73AfVsw8

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2020 09:59 PM (W+kMI)

719 -
-
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Ben Shapiro is saying goodbye to Hollywood. Better late than never, Ben! -
-
---------------

We don't have many standards, but we refuse to make "The Twerpinator".

Posted by: Hollywood at September 16, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP)

720 I'll have four fried chickens and a Coke

And two pieces of dry white toast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)

721 709 Biped of Walmart
=====
Taking in the local wild life, Anna?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2020 10:01 PM (W+kMI)

722 Kevin Belton is pretty magical. Watch some of his vids.

He makes my Mama look seem like his Mama.

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (N8i9I)


I like Belton OK. Used to watch Chef Paul before he died and Besh before his...problems.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 10:02 PM (KVfhf)

723 Frontline drummers are first into the shit, man!

We learned the hard way. That's why we now sit behind everybody else.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:03 PM (HaL55)

724 Noodus ONTus

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 10:03 PM (s4dNo)

725 Just clicked on that Robbie Starbuck link in the sidebar, the longer clip was interesting. They let Newt's first mention of Soros pass, but bringing him up a second time was just a bridge too far. The shutdown was simply Orwellian.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 10:04 PM (5FCda)

726 Me too on the soul food. I remember my childhood as black and white folk
doing things together, side by side. Like most families do.

Same here. What little racism I saw back home was mostly confined to the bigger cities like B'ham and Montgomery. When you got out in the country, people are just people.

--

When I was little I saw a middle aged man with a KKK bumper sticker on his bumper changing a tire on the side of 157 outside of Moulton as the car's owner, an elderly black woman in her Sunday best, stood safely up the hill away from traffic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 10:06 PM (NKuIh)

727 beets are feed, not food
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (DUIap)

They also make sugar. Not as good as cane, but better than that high fructose corn syrup stuff.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2020 10:08 PM (qyH+l)

728 Melissa Francis is going to be interesting to watch tomorrow.
========

In the age of trump! Another mask falls to be quickly stomped into the dirt.

Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 16, 2020 10:10 PM (nzKWW)

729 Those are best with pickled eggs in the same jar. I make 'em frequently. You're missing out on good stuff!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

It's a Pensytucky thing being from the region.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 16, 2020 10:10 PM (GF+kY)

730 Sweet cookies? Mother's Iced Raisin or Lemon Coolers from the freezer, neither of which are available anymore. Hydrox are the original bitter chocolate sandwich cookie, whereas Oreos are the over-sweet Johnnie-come-lately brand. You might as well go AWOL, move to the Philippines, and order a Pepsi.
*spit*

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at September 16, 2020 10:31 PM (Nig2g)

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