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Quarantine Cafe: Cookie Edition
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (LPLH0)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (R5lpX)
we will enjoy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)
In the spirit of unity, invite your vegan neighbors over.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM (LPLH0)
Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (oeb4i)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (oeb4i)
we will enjoy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)
In the spirit of unity, invite your vegan neighbors over.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM
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We have no neighbors, Cannibal Bob visited last weekend.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Joey loves paste at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (HwiWi)
we will enjoy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (JUOKG)
County wide restrictions on grilling comes to an end Friday. Meat will be burned. Politely.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (69XrE)
That's what Andy Warhol used to say. "All I ever want is sugar." He said when he went out to eat, he ordered steak because his date would expect him to, but he really wanted to order cookies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (G51Gf)
Cookies on your computer, generally not so good.
Posted by: gdgm+ at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (nUhF0)
I was afraid they were going to be Bat Cookies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I voted "commie" the first time so feel better about yourself.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (LPLH0)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JUOKG)
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Before? Or after?
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (69XrE)
Posted by: f'd at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (B/Jpr)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
26 I'd love an Oatmeal Rasin Cookie or four right now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (s4dN
With okra or no?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (fZqIv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (s4dNo)
My favorite peanut butter cookies are the ones sold by the girl scouts. I
forget what they are called now, but back in the day, they were called
'Gauchos' and I could eat a whole box in one sitting.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (R5lpX)
Do-si-dosThey are good
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (fZqIv)
Why. Why bring up that vile plant?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JUOKG)
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Before? Or after?
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM
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during.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (JUOKG)
we will enjoy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)
In the spirit of unity, invite your vegan neighbors over.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM
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We have no neighbors, Cannibal Bob visited last weekend.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)
Useful guy to have around. Do you know if he's available?
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (LPLH0)
Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (oeb4i)
Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (2rJmn)
Mask fans, note that just today, the buffoon CDC director quadrupled down on his idiocy, of course not producing any new evidence of any kind that masks are effective in preventing transmission of any influenza-like virus, such as C19. His own agency published a meta-study just in late May summarizing 70 years of research showing no benefit.
There is very persuasive leak-based reporting that the WHO did its own volte face on masks based on .... nothing more than political pressure. The advisory experts had no evidence to change the standing recommendation that masks for the general populace were not advisable. According to the leaks, WHO changed their guidance anyway.
Actual respirators, properly fitted and used, can prevent transmission - and are utterly impractical.
And of course the entire discussion takes place within the false framework of trying to what's never been done (contain or control a highly infectious respiratory virus), vs. trying to limit the damage it can do (the proper approach).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (OTzUX)
Cookies are baked at home... somebody's home. And the people who love us most generously apply the axiom, never too much chocolate.
I have a relative who thinks they are the best baker in the world, and I beg to differ. They have a perspective which seems to be that one can never use too much sugar and/or butter.
Sadly, many people do not know this is not true. You really really can put too much sugar and butter in things.
But again, remember, never too much chocolate.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Bk0np)
I really want a cigarette.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (69XrE)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (QvZ2L)
Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)
And for those of you that aren't eating cookies for health reasons, the cookies didn't kill him. Lighten up a bit and enjoy a cookie.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (JKNZq)
They sing Viking songs in Old Norse, or as I like to call it, music to behead your enemies by.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (Mm4NK)
At least I made it in time for the cookies.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM
Yep. They're yummy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (HwiWi)
The spell of making.
Make me a sammie.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (PA57R)
Posted by: Adriane the Rowboat with Owl and Cat Critic ... at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (LPnfS)
I see trouble on election night, and worry about the country breaking up. I don't want to live in a Socialist/Communist State.
Posted by: desicat at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (jSO9j)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (s4dNo)
Peanut butter is an acceptable cookie base. But it's just the base. Without Reeces pieces and/or chocolate chips, they are shite.
Like marrying a beautiful woman who has no vagana.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (L9P9s)
What were those cheap sugar cookie wafer things. Came in pink, black and some other color.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (s4dNo)
Somebody at work used to make theirs with margarine. You could tell. Abomination!
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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"C" is for Commie, come kill then all with me.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Joe Biden: My favorite cookie is a Chevy....no that's not what it says...it's a Clorox....wait..no....it's a move it up closer....yeah...my favorite cookie is a cookie....zzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2rJmn)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (fZqIv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (HwiWi)
Milanos now have coconut, Irish Cream, and toasted marshmallow flavors.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (LPLH0)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
It's beyond obvious Joe doesnt read shit before going on these things, and has no idea what the hell he's saying.
His laziness and poor scholarship is coming back, biting the old dumb thug jock in his old ass.
F him.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (HwiWi)
Somebody at work used to make theirs with margarine. You could tell. Abomination!
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM
Melting the butter instead of creaming it makes a thin, crispy cookie. I agree, no margarine. Yuck.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (mNhhD)
Speaking o' home made cookie type delights, dinna fairgit Scotch Shortbread made by a Scots mama!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2C38g)
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Speaking of shortbread, we singlehandedly keep Walker's going.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: mayate lips at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (38lts)
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (U2zca)
When I was a kid used to bake cookies, mostly the popular ones like chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies using chunky peanut butter. But a couple of times, I made Fig Newton's using Figs from our backyard Fig tree.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (R5lpX)
@jasonrantz 16m
#BreakingNews: A judge says a recall petition against Seattle Socialists councilmember Kshama Sawant can move forward.
Judge Jim Rogers. "The petitioner has shown actual knowledge of facts indicating that the Councilmember intended to commit an unlawful act."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (D2I2k)
Posted by: steevy
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The campy one?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Oh Four Tuna !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Rowboat with Owl and Cat Critic ... at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (L9P9s)
I had a grandmother who made some execrable type of cookie that came from the old world. What I wouldn't have given for a sugar cookie...
I'm not sure which old world, exactly, but notice I say HAD a grandmother.
Yeah.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (hku12)
My Star Wars name is 'Rando Skank'
*Spock Brow*
Posted by: Frodum at September 16, 2020 08:06 PM (d6DSt)
So, uh. What are you wearing?
Wait. Is this a slave Leia thing or a Greedo thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)
Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)
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Yes! Somoas have been an adequate substitute in the Girl Scout cookie off-season.
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (69XrE)
Is it true that Norway and Sweden like fermented (i.e., rotten) fish quite a bit?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (OjZpE)
Ozark MoMe on Sunday, Oct. 11th (Columbus Day weekend) at Lake of the Ozarks, MO..
Pls see sidebar at left if u r interested in attending.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (fZqIv)
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Who the heck is Winch Wench? And yes those sound delicious.
I do love cookies, even sugar cookies, but I usually only make them at Christmas because if I make them other times, I eat them.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:13 PM (PUmDY)
https://youtu.be/2iIfBGcjtjs?t=902
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (sTnpX
Hmmm...risky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)
If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
Bill Gates resigned from the Board of Directors of both Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway on the very day Trump declared a national emergency to combat coronavirus.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wwx9by9
Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (2rJmn)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (4I/L6)
Posted by: moviegique at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (dhFCT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (mNhhD)
If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
15 years ago it would have been jackass.
Now, I'd say vegetable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)
tried some fancy made in Scotland shortbread cookies last week
they sucked, but at least they cost too much
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Cool. I won't make it, but y'all have a blast !
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
Corrupt.
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (Gz0CT)
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
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Yes
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (69XrE)
She earned a new nic by helping me install a winch last weekend. She loves it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (fZqIv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (PUmDY)
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ
DC scum
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (D2I2k)
Got a picture this evening of our foster boy Blaze in his new home. He's sitting in an upholstered chair looking like the king of the house. The guy hit the jackpot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Shortbread. Yum. My mom used to make a version using brown sugar. Also good. Christmas only though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (PXKj8)
If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
Yes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (s4dNo)
Its almost like the CDC was more correct back when they were saying "just wash your hands and don't touch your face." I'm guessing glasses wearers like myself probably rub our eyes a bit less just due to trying to avoid having to clean the lenses constantly.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (T9Hmo)
Both these and the Chocolate Chunk cookies sold under Wal-Mart's 'Premium' brand are pretty damn good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (cI3Q7)
Girl Scout Cookies: Caramel Delights, Do-si-dos, Thin mints.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (+YYKs)
1. Smore's
2. Peanut butter
c. Key Lime Pie crust
XVI. Cheesecake
whatever the fuck number we're on - ALL THE PIE CRUSTS
Plain. Serrated. Brown. Quiet. Unassuming Yet Powerful Presence.
Pre-perforated for your gluttonous convenience.
I present to you...the Graham Cracker.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (Bk0np)
But you can't catch me
I'm the Gingerbread Man
Poor deluded cookie gets eaten at the end.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (mNhhD)
No!
*hits*
Oatmeal!
*hits*
Raisin!
*hits*
Cookies!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (mht8P)
I'll not cast any aspersions your way as your taste in classical music is impeccable.
But you are wrong this time...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Got a link. Never tire of looking at cute pets.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (gLRfa)
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Cosmic got there first. Puppet.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:03 PM (s4dNo)
A Moron of discerning taste
***fist bump***
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM
Pepperidge Farms remembers.............Except when they are on crack cocaine.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7)
I'll not cast any aspersions your way as your taste in classical music is impeccable.
But you are wrong this time...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (BgMrQ)
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Tastes are tastes. But they're not for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (mht8P)
If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
SCUMSUCKINGSIBERIANSNOWPIMP!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)
what is THAT ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)
You must come to the MoMe so I can thank you personally.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (+dsLj)
Vanilla cookies embedded in banana pudding are excellent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
There is hope for you yet H7
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Actually, my favorites are these 7-layer almond paste connections I make at Christmas. But they are such a project that I can't really consider them in the running, so shortbread chocolate chip it is.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: desicat at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (jSO9j)
Comrade, I see the problem, your wants are immaterial to the cause.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (D2I2k)
Addled.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM
The ticket of Harris/Biden (ahem) could be called
Black Addled
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (mNhhD)
Texas mome, same story.
You have gigs? The bars just opened back up down here on Monday and that's with only half occupancy IIRC.
I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get a gig again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:17 PM (Bk0np)
Graham crackers and milk. (Cold, cold milk in a glass!) Mmmm.
Have you noticed how much smaller they are? And how few come in a sleeve?
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (/669Q)
If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
Y'know... the thing.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)
You will.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
If you were to describe Biden in one word it would be:
Y'know... the thing.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (Izzlo)
Malarkeous ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)
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Yes indeed. Made with finely chopped walnuts.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (/hXg9)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (gLRfa)
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
Yes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:16 PM (s4dNo)
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Heh. Was just thinking of you, as I just heard from my sister that her husband is being transferred from Mobile area to Chicago (pharmaceuticals). She's excited cause she's a Midwesterner by birth, and she can go back to saying "you guys", rather than "you all". Well, that and the ROUS's. (Princess Bride reference
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (69XrE)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (4I/L6)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (kTksa)
Apparently the lead prosecutor for Hennepin County, Michael O Freeman, has been excluded from the Derek Chauvin trial by the judge.
I hadn't heard anything about it until just now.
https://youtu.be/x7TRp_ijumc
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (YYlyE)
Gaaahhh, love it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)
MILANOS RULE
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Lorna Doone butter cookies did that too
replaced some cookie mass with extra cellophane
fuck 'snack packs'
I want to eat the whole thing of Lorna Doones at one sitting
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tuna
I love Graham Crackers sandwiches with icing between them.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (hGohp)
Oh, Italian wedding cookies. Why didn't you say so ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (69XrE
Oh lord. Moving to Chicago??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)
Have you noticed how much smaller they are? And how few come in a sleeve?
Posted by: My life is insanity
That's so they can make them fit better on the nose of re-entry vehicles.
Shhhh.
#NASA
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (hGohp)
Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)
MILANOS RULE
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MILANOS.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pyle at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (r+ov6)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (lXZ2r)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (hGohp)
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Yes indeed. Made with finely chopped walnuts.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:21 PM (/669Q)
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Dang. Forgot about those. Mrs D whips up a batch every Christmas. Yummy!!!
A very good cookie.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (axyOa)
Cookies.....
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (jbllq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7)
Ahhh, the battle has been joined.
Blasphemer!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Gaaahhh, love it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yes! Dust with cinnamon and sugar....mmmm
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Yes. Greek version only. No Lebanese or Turkish.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Oatmeal raisin for the win here too.
Recipe on Quaker package but with at least 1.5 X the raisins.
Sugar/cinnamon also work.
Of course, a big glass of cold milk to go along with either is a necessity.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
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Most excellent. Do they still make the chocolate orange ones? Those are my favorite but I haven't allowed myself to look for them for years.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (/669Q)
Hadrian, what a very fine thing you did for that pup.
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Thank you, but we didn't do all that much. We just treated him like we treat our own. Good quality food, clean water, a warm dinner in the evening, undemonstrative affection and ear noogies. That's all really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (mht8P)
Gaaahhh, love it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Holy crap what an idea. Dust them with sugar.
I always say I'm gonna use it and never do.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: iandeal at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:12 PM (mht8P)
A pale imitation, but a very good second best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (2C38g)
Gaaahhh, love it.''
My mom used to let me and my sisters make pie crust cookies with the left over dough. We'd roll them out and sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (Rvt88)
Blasphemer!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Have at you, foul demon!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (jbllq)
Yes. Those are nice. Sour gummy bears ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (SWbVS)
1) Commie
2) Moderate
3) Senile
4) Pedo
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gAMkn)
Anti-Oatmeal Raisin cookies. Fuck that anti-American Snail Trail Stain.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (slREg)
Posted by: Tuna
I just want to know when Grahams can get out of the back of the savory cracker bus, and move up to the front of the Cookie Bus!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:20 PM (D2I2k)
You're almost there, just take the next step, and you're journey to the darkside will be complete!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Better go look.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (7Ooue)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
When I make pizzelles I make a few extra use make my ice cream cones out of them also.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (Rvt88)
My great aunts used to make iced carrot cookies. So yummy.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (NOk+L)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:26 PM (mNhhD)
With butter it would be like a shortbread cookie. With crisco I agree.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: DB- just DB
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Oh yeah, I was just getting ready to mention these. But they're darned expensive.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (hGohp)
*goes looking for pastry bag
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (hGohp)
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I went to a wedding like that once. All the cookies, and there were a bajillion of them, were handmade by the bride. She was a professional pastry chef. They were AMAZING. I don't know how she had the time to do it all, but they were gorgeous and delicious. All kinds.
And the centerpieces were metal cookies trees with cookies hanging on them.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (PUmDY)
Their chocolate chunk soft cookies are like crack cocaine
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (s4dNo)
MILANOS RULE
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MILANOS.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
YAASSSS!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
When I make pizzelles I make a few extra use make my ice cream cones out of them also.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:27 PM (Rvt8
While we're at it chocolate pizzelles are an abomination.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7)
I have read of these ancient writings of Molech and Baal being Anti-Oatmeal Raisin. Homo Erectus was anti-Oatmeal Raisin as well.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (slREg)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: Paolo at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Have you ever thrown a piece of blueberry or apple or peach pie into a milkshake and blended them together? Not to much, just enough to leave big hunks of pie in there. Nectar of the Gods!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Oatmeal raisin for the win here too.
Recipe on Quaker package but with at least 1.5 X the raisins.
Sugar/cinnamon also work.
Of course, a big glass of cold milk to go along with either is a necessity.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (PXKj
Teej ***fistbump***
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)
And the centerpieces were metal cookies trees with cookies hanging on them.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (/669Q)
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/ salena-zito-the-cookie-table-and-the-bonds-of-traditions-in-america
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (s4dNo)
Supermarket cookies blow chunks.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (slREg)
Moloch worshipers probably snacked on Oatmeal Raisin cookies while tossing living children into the sacrificial fires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
While we're at it chocolate pizzelles are an abomination.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Word C. Bob.
It isn't an Italian wedding reception without a cookie table.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt88)
Blasphemer!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Have at you, foul demon!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (cI3Q7)
I bite my thumb at you sir!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
"Golden Honey, just a touch. With Grahams golden wheat!"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (CJTvK)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (iTXRQ)
He said he couldn't remember it.
I thought he was pretty good.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I rarely eat a store-bought cookie. Sure do love home-made ones, though.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7)
You have zero proof for this blasphemy! Delete this!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (slREg)
Posted by: British snob at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (s4dNo)
Oatmeal Raisin lovers always kick their dogs and run over live kittens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (QvZ2L)
I have not!
Tell me more...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Take THAT, Sirrah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (cI3Q7)
Alyssa Milano = bad
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Alyssa Milano's cookie = ???
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (s4dNo)
Oatmeal Raisin lovers always kick their dogs and run over live kittens.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (cI3Q7)
Oatmeal Raisin haters pick their noses and wipe it under the table.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (s4dNo)
1 cup sugar
1 egg
Mix well. Divide into 12 balls. Place on tray. Smash with fork.Bake at 350 degrees for exactly 10 minutes. Let them sit on the tray for a few minutes to set. Then remove to cool and enjoy!
My son has food allergies. These xan be made with egg replacer too!
Posted by: UDM at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (v9EIf)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (Mm4NK)
I did hear earlier that Judge Dredd wasn't going to allow the evidence that Saint Fentanyl had been ingesting drugs he'd been caught with, the previous year.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (ykYG2)
Publix Deli peanut butter cookies are not too bad, but yeah the rest of them are pretty yucky.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:25 PM (hGohp)
*goes looking for pastry bag
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
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10"? 12"? I can supply tips as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:29 PM (slREg)
The ranks of the righteous increase.
Let the heralds sound forth!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (slREg)
Posted by: Tuna
no, Mom was famous for her Banana Pudding, which really should have been made food of the gods, to be served in Valhalla
it was that good
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Megthered at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (SM/op)
Sorry BackwardsBoy.
We've had to cancel a few.
Won't play where masks required.
Others have had restricted seating but no masks.
Those were in counties where county told gov, pound sand.
Outdoor gig in bad county this Friday but no masks since outside. Crowd size still restricted.
We'll see how that works out.
Another outdoor place just told us come play as much as you want through Nov.
So lucky to play with those two guys.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7)
Tossing? They'd just give the kids the option of jumping in, or eating the cookies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (sTnpX)
Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)
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Aldi's Samoas knockoff is much better than the original GS version. Cheaper, too.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (R1NI2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:28 PM (PUmDY)
Charlie, for shame...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Marybeth at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: mr_jack at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (M59SC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (+YYKs)
No one dunks cookies in hot Chocolate. Where were you brought up, in a cave?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (pmcmT)
Haven't tried the Aldi's brand. Will do so.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt8
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Going to one this weekend and I will be like George Constanza elbowing everyone out of the way.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)
My favorite Gulman joke was when he did that comedy tour movie with Vince Vaugh, he had a bit on how people in TJ Maxx turn into Biden Rioters basically..."oh here's a nice shirt, nah wrong size...[wads it up and throws it to the other side of the store] nope."
funny guy
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (Q8s1t)
Oatmeal, raisin/craisin, AND chocolate chips.
And for a change of pace, my perfect Snickerdoodles.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (axyOa)
that is wrong on so many levels
............
It's worse than that. My dad's favorite pie was sour cream raisin pie. Puke.
Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (4I/L6)
Posted by: Marybeth at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4pK1/)
Yeah I have an unnatural thing for those too.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (kTksa)
they are amazing
not too sweet - well depends how you make them but I like not as sweet
heavy on the wine is nice!
my family label is a montepulciano so often use that
ah! Christmas!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Eric Swalswell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)
10"? 12"? I can supply tips as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)
Are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (Izzlo)
I did hear earlier that Judge Dredd wasn't going to allow the evidence that Saint Fentanyl had been ingesting drugs he'd been caught with, the previous year.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (ykYG2)
Saint Floyd was a hooper. He tells the cops this while being arrested. I can't wait for that juicy nugget to come out.
Phrasing, I know.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (slREg)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: Knucklehead Smiff at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Johan Goldberg at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (kTksa)
Geez, read a little, answer BackwardsBoy and I'm 90 comments behind.
Would you guys slow down?
Well, back to 200 to start reading.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (ROLxQ)
Posted by: Tuna"
-> that is a pain in the ass. It's not that good. But I've been meaning to try better recipes. I think Alton Brown had one with better white fluff stuff than just whipped cream.
anyway, the best cookies are probably malomars.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (Q8s1t)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (R1NI2)
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Yes! And Aldi's has a knockoff version of just about every GS cookie and they are all good.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)
Samoa's. BTW Kebbler makes a pretty good knock off off a Samoa.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)
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Aldi's Samoas knockoff is much better than the original GS version. Cheaper, too.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (R1NI2)
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They probably have more cookies per pack, too.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Eric Swalswell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM
At least you'd be farting away from them.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (ufFY8)
Those were pretty good.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (OX9vb)
Building built in 1965, torn down about 2015. It was right next to the 5 freeway and, by the time it was demolished, looked much older than 50 years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16,
He loves eating the raisins off the sticky brown paper strips.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Marybeth at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4pK1/)
That's them!
They come in pink and yellow and some other weird color that shouldn't be allowed on earth.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (PJtXD)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (SCvwT)
Tell me more...
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Filling is made with raisins and sugar, similar to how you would make blueberry pie filling from scratch. There's a bit of cinnamon in it, and I dust the (only ever homemade-i admit it, I'm a pie crust snob!) top crust with cinnamon and sugar.
Now this will probably freak you all out: I prefer my slice of any fruit pie warmed, served in a bowl with a splash of cold milk.
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (cI3Q7)
Then why was Gladiator literally about Russell Crowe making his way back home to his raisin farm with fields of raisins? That was his heaven.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (slREg)
I'm remembering it from a child's point of view. I thought it was marvelous and pretty.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (gLRfa)
my slice of any fruit pie warmed, served in a bowl with a splash of cold
milk.
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (QvZ2L)
Try heavy cream or half and half
Posted by: Johan Goldberg at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (CAJOC)
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They do. Unfortunately.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (R1NI2)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (SCvwT)
No one dunks cookies in hot Chocolate. Where were you brought up, in a cave?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (pmcmT)
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A cottage in the forest.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (+YYKs)
I'm laughing my ass off.
Retorts to resume after I catch my breath.
To bad Insom's not here to enjoy the frivolities. He's the original Raisin Denier.
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
You are da Man! I'll be glad when this is all over.
Saw that blurb for a Burn Your Mask day, but it was on the day of. Wish they'd do that nationally with a lot of fanfare.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (Bk0np)
Wouldn't that involve excluding parts of the ME's report? They can do that?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (YYlyE)
Oatmeal Raisin are a crime against Man and God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I don't like them either!
Posted by: The Devil at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:36 PM (/669Q)
I used the parchment paper trick on my bread. Woot!
*hugs*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (pmcmT)
Try heavy cream or half and half
Posted by: Johan Goldberg at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (kTksa)
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I'd figure you for a melted butter guy. Irish butter. Real heavy stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (jbllq)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Megthered
OH here and the county I shop in has been in double secret probation forever. ALL stores/places of business/restaurants have signs up to wear masks.
I don't. Never had a lick of trouble - oh, once or twice someone at the door will hit me with the "Sir!, Sir!" thing but I just keep moving and tell them I'm medically exempt. (Gov. issued 13 med exemptions in his 'order'."
I do wear a mask in church as our cowardly Bishop has ordained we must. Grumble.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (Rvt88)
Not Trader Joe's. They sell several different kinds and they're all good
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (PJtXD)
I'm a big fan of those cookies Delta used to hand out, Biscoff. Kind of a lighter ginger snap.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (l6b3d)
I google'd "hooper". I shouldn't have done that.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (YYlyE)
*hugs*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (pmcmT)
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Hey! That's great! Hugs back and to Heidi too.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (B/Jpr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (s4dNo)
10"? 12"? I can supply tips as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)
Are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 08:37 PM (Izzlo)
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Cake decorating is a filthy hobby!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (CAJOC)
Building built in 1965, torn down about 2015. It was right next to the 5 freeway and, by the time it was demolished, looked much older than 50 years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)
The one in Pittsburgh is now owned by Google. I wish it to be carpet bombed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:42 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)
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The triple ginger are the best, with those chewy candied ginger pieces. Oh my.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)
Teach a kid to make a cookie and you've given them the world.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM
Level up to Monrovian Spice Cookies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 08:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (XhWtx)
I think that's what Trader Joe's makes their Cookie Butter out of.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (jbllq)
Sometimes you forget to remove a sock and it works
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (kTksa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Take THAT, Sirrah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:33 PM (cI3Q7)
I scorn you, scurvy companion.
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: redridinghood
And you couldn't recognize that the wolf took your grandmother's place? Oh sure, she had her bonnet on.
OFFS.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)
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They used to live in Greys Lake for a while, so not that big of a move. Plus, she'll be within 4 hours of her 3 sisters.
BTW, here was her latest text: All y'all cannot compare to the use of "might could" instead of "might be able to" which is the biggest grammar gymnastic move I've heard down here .
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (69XrE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)
Yes indeed..
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (gLRfa)
"That's great bat!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (YYlyE)
Are they Dems?
Might this hurt Trump?
If Yes is the answer to either of those questions, then "It's a tax!"
Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:40 PM (+YYKs)
Just breaking your horns. actually I have hot chocolate milk almost every night. Waiting for the right cookie. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (pmcmT)
I hear they're coming out with a Bat-O-Matic for Christmas
"Mmm! That's terrific bat!"
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Bat-burger Helper
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (SCvwT)
Sometimes you gotta go with what works! How's your mom doing, neverenoughcaffeine?
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (R4aZ2)
compare to the use of "might could" instead of "might be able to"
which is the biggest grammar gymnastic move I've heard down here .
Posted by: Chin music
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More than "Ain't got none"?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (Mm4NK)
Not Trader Joe's. They sell several different kinds and they're all good
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)
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Nyakers gingersnap cookies from World Market are really thin, crispy, and delicious.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (+YYKs)
Now this will probably freak you all out: I prefer my slice of any fruit pie warmed, served in a bowl with a splash of cold milk.
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (QvZ2L)
Sounds DELICIOUS!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (69XrE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (hGohp)
Sigh, it's back to Trader Joe's for me.
Riddle me this: is TJs a grocery store or a cult?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Power of 'and', dude.
Embrace it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Dunno. But I do know ladyfingers are cookies. As for the rest of her. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: The Devil at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)
Like two slices and within an hour you've got stage 3 diabetes.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (a4MA3)
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Treasury flagged foreign money flowing to Hunter Biden-tied firms as 'suspicious' | Just The News
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Rapscallion!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)
You all batching about wearing masks, what happens if you don't wear one? Do you get arrested? Do you get a ticket and have to appear in court.
Posted by: Megthered
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YES, where I live. $500 fine for not masking in a business district, INDOORS AND OUT.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (D2I2k)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)
Luv ya babe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
Embrace it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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Their lasagna is fairly good.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)
As we are amongst the righteous, our yards have no weeds!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (l9m7l)
Vienna sausages in BBQ sauce. An office pot luck favorite and surprisingly tasty. Pot lucks....those days are gone.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:39 PM (slREg)
Grapes. Grapes-->Wine. This is the way of things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (cI3Q7)
And you can use them at night with no lights!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 08:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
Yes. Twice actually.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
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Of course! Delicious cookies. I make double chocolate walnut ones. Molto bene.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:47 PM (Gz0CT)
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It's safer that way...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (jbllq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (cI3Q7)
Since her issues get better and worse and better and worse in the course of a day and vary with who she interacts with I'm completely and totally baffled.
Her doctor has never seen anything like it. It's so weird c
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (SCvwT)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (s4dNo)
Bats are black
Ace won't you please
Bring the bats back
Patience, young padiwan learner. Halloween will soon be here. Then we can have bats and bat cookies, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I would use the citations to wipe my ass, like John Spartan in Demolition Man.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (hGohp)
Huh...exactly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2020 08:51 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (2ygtH)
Liquor stores around here require masks. Polis mandate or fine them.
We have a "mandate" but I just walk into the liquor store and buy what I need. No mask. No real enforcement possible. Most stores just let you be now.
Posted by: Mookie at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (3vIkC)
Tried to go today but there was a long line waiting to get in. They only let so many in at one time. Said to myself ''Nope. Not gonna do it. Drawing the line.'' I'd stand in line to see PDT but a grocery store? Nope.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (gLRfa)
https://youtu.be/2iIfBGcjtjs?t=902
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (sTnpX)
Wow, she is built
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (s4dNo)
*pfft* we all know the over charred flesh reminds the Raisin lover of the scaly texture of their favorite degenerate fruit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Yes. Twice actually.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I don't bake mine very long, either time. They're more like normal cookies that way.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (D2I2k)
It is known that the "whipped cream girl" is crazy for raisin lovers.
I rest my case!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:48 PM (pmcmT)
Madelines..*thinks
Yes, cakes. mini cakes.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Mlii, if you're still here, I think live stream starts at 8 Central this Saturday.
Check his page to be sure.
I'll be running cameras again.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)
I am still trying to name an antifa hottie aside from SpokesTits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E
Better than Zombies nic link.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh, I'm sorry you have to deal with all that. UTI's can cause all kinds of confusion, but her dr. would know that.
Hopefully it can be figured out quickly. I'll keep you both in my prayers.
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Rvt8
Not soft though? Must be crispy no?Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Foggy Bottom Nervous Breakdown at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (SCvwT)
Now heading to the mountains and a cabin in the woods. Not. Going. In. The. Basement.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)
Anyone who calls Hydrox the Kaboom of cookies will be shot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (fZqIv)
Check his page to be sure.
I'll be running cameras again.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:53 PM (PXKj8
Thanks, TeeJ! I will be watching
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (QvZ2L)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Kenny Bania at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (aNIkv)
Its been time for years. What the hell do people keep watching Fox for??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)
Good for throwing at squirrels.
Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:50 PM (/669Q)
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That sounds divine! A perfect candidate for The Deplorable Gourmet, Volume 2 (hint, hint!)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (R1NI2)
Posted by: Eromero
The most grossest items found in any store are the Vienna Sausages.
Pre-chewed short tubes of mushy mystery meats.
Maximum grossness.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Nobody at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Foggy Bottom Nervous Breakdown at September 16, 2020 08:55 PM (0QYMt)
Hey, slow learners are people too!
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)
So would I. Mammaw was not big on 'recipes'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw
Did You have a bad experience with Oreos or something? Maybe you laughed one out your nose once while eating them?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (aNIkv)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (QvZ2L)
Somewhere along the way she became a great cook and baker. Leading up to Christmas she would make countless dozens of cookies, which were placed in tins, and squirreled away for the feast. Her butter cookies were sublime, and her hazelnut macaroons exquisite.
My siblings and I would lay waste, despite being forbidden. Invariably, we would be cookie-frei just before Nativity, so she'd bake some more. Good times.
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (Gz0CT)
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I'll send it to you!
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (/669Q)
Well, not really. Any chocolate chip cookie is great, except the ones made with margarine, or with low sugar, or worse yet, both. I ate one once and it had no taste. Looked great, and no taste. So weird!
I tried those supposedly world famous Levain cookies. Meh, it was like eating an ice cream scoop full of undercooked cookie batter.
Mrs. Fields was great. So was David's cookies. I would walk ten blocks for David's cookies.
Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nobody at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (giU8k)
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I don't eat insects but I think they're good for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: junior at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)
... disappointment.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (aNIkv)
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I prefer Hydrox.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Eromero
The most grossest items found in any store are the Vienna Sausages.
Pre-chewed short tubes of mushy mystery meats.
Maximum grossness.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (gtatv)
I call you out, sir! Have your second see my second to make arrangements to satisfy my honor!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
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They already know how the reviews would be.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Rebel Wilson at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (aNIkv)
Posted by: Ben Had
Real biscotti requires actual italian marble.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (D2I2k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)
I forgot about that! Well she's gettin' kind of old now, she's 42. How time flies. Mad Dennis is 73, of course.
all she has to do is mark time for a few more years - not many - and she'll get that sweet sweet congressional survivor's pension for the rest of her life. Nice work if you can get it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (V2Yro)
... disappointment.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (aNIkv)
Hydrox taste like dad is never coming back from going to buy cigarettes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Megthered
I go to Wal-Mart without a mask all the time. Drone at the entrance chirps hi do you need a mask today and I say I can't wear them. Drone chirps okay have a nice day! I don't wear them anywhere except my doctors office. They are like the mask gestapo. No one bothers me about it. Little Mennonite lady at Wal-Mart saw me and said your one of the brave ones! I said nope just patently fed up with that horse shit. She smiled and said wish I could do that.. It causes me so much anxiety that it's hard to breathe. I told her that is considered a real medical exemption and just do what I do. She seemed shocked that this could be possible.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
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LOL! I have a feeling it won't check all of the boxes necessary for Oscar consideration these days.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (R1NI2)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 20
You're killing me. On a positive note, I am nearly finished putting together a care package for you morons.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (fZqIv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Right, not soft but not quite as hard baked as Nonna's were. You could break a tooth on those damn things. But, yes, still crispy.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
I loved the content but the plot was a bit weak.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)
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Last time the 17-year cicadas came around, George Mason University put out an on-line recipe book called "Cicadelicious." The cicadas are due back next year. If they put out a sequel, I'll let you know.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (s4dNo)
The only bad experience I've had with Oreos was the letdown of eating them. They taste like disappointment.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nobody at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (giU8k)
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Yes ''
Just a fun place to shop. They always have interesting things. Plus their wine prices are good. The stores aren't that big so it's not a major time investment.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:58 PM (cI3Q7)
You, too?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (sTn
ROFL!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (4a9Vv)
First she has to get past Jill. Cage match? Mud wrestling?
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (wPVhA)
For some reason this comment really bugs me.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (Q4GsL)
https://crowdsourcethetruth.org/
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (Cus5s)
is it good?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2020 08:56 PM (fZqIv)
Actually it's more like Castle Anthrax.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 09:01 PM (sTn
Oreos taste like being beaten by your dad when he runs out of cigarettes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (V2Yro)
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Add a Mary Sue. Those idiot fans will buy tickets for anything.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at September 16, 2020 09:04 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (4a9Vv)
If anyone had pulled the above crap on me and my friends in the later years of my childhood, retribution would have been certain, and expensive for the owner to repair and/or repaint.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (AMIL/)
I don't eat insects but I think they're good for you.
Posted by: Cicero
For some reason this comment really bugs me.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
Crawls all over me.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Okay who are you really, Michael Bay?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Eromero
The most grossest items found in any store are the Vienna Sausages.
Pre-chewed short tubes of mushy mystery meats.
Maximum grossness.
Posted by: AZ deplorably
I'm so sorry but this is false... The grossest items found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
We canz have honor?
Coolness.
My wife is a much better shot than I am, I'll request her to stand in for me...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (gtatv)
These two boys were INDEFINITELY SUSPENDED from their FOOTBALL TEAM because, as the SON of a FIREFIGHTER and the SON as a POLICEMAN, they carried these FLAGS on the field before a game to HONOR those who DIED in 9/11.
Support both these boys and their choice to run with the thin blue line flag and thin red line flag!!!
These two are the sons of a Sheriff and a firefighter, we played on 09/11/2020 (Patriot's Day) and they were supporting those that lost their lives protecting and serving on 09/11/2001.
I am disappointed in the choice of Little Miami Local Schools and Little Miami Athletics to suspend these boys indefinitely from the football team!
We will ALWAYS support our law enforcement and first responders!!
#isupportbradyandjarad
#thinblueline
#thinredline
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Coolness.
My wife is a much better shot than I am, I'll request her to stand in for me...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (gtatv)
Or you can just send me a case of Vienna sausages. Original flavor only. Chicken will get you shot for sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 08:54 PM (Gz0CT)
This is me showing up on her doorstep unannounced on Baking Day totally not stalking her.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (7Ooue)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (+YYKs)
Fox found out he was gonna talk about George Soros.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: redridinghood
Steve's latest issue of "Conservative Gals & Gams" came in the mail today. He'll be indisposed for a while.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)
Well, now I know what's going into my omelette tomorrow. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (KVfhf)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (XhWtx)
Hope you enjoy it again.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 09:00 PM (PXKj8
Will do!
Now I'd better turn this thing off as the alarm goes off at 2:30.
Have a good nite, all
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (QvZ2L)
Apparently gays are going hard for Trump.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:08 PM (l3+k2)
*Waves*
Posted by: Bernie at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (7Ooue)
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Come around in December. I make tons of Christmas cookies. I couldn't do it last year because of events, but will be back in form this year.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (/669Q)
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Ah, the 'ol home country. Ancestors worked in the copper pits, mostly. Although had one that was the mayor of one of the towns, and another that printed the first translation of the Bible into Welsh.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (Mm4NK)
found in good form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies,
and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Well, two out of five, meh, please accept this "Bablin for Prez" sticker instead of something valuable.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: davidt
I'm warming up in the bull pen.
Posted by: Satan at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: davidt
Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Joe 'Steps' Biden at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (B/Jpr)
We have a "mandate" but I just walk into the liquor store and buy what I need. No mask. No real enforcement possible. Most stores just let you be now.
Posted by: Mookie
My son works in a liquor store, and I don't think anybody wears a mask in there (city of Columbus).
And a few weekends ago, we went up to Amish country in Holmes County (in Ohio), and really...nobody was wearing a mask, and none of the stores that were open required it.
A few visiting freakazoids wore masks, but otherwise, kind of...normal.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Cicero
You mean John Saxon or Anthony Quinn?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Beelzebub
I'll take "treats Mama Pelosi serves the family for Thanksgiving" for $500, Alex!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Greetings, Skip ... Just saw these in the store yesterday. Our family loves them with a little butter "frosted" on the flat side.
Posted by: Kathy at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (3a9Uw)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:09 PM (XhWtx)
If you're hungry enough, sure, you'll eat anything.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (iTXRQ)
I see there is an impostor trying to get me in a duel. I do like Vienna sausages, though, but whether I'd kill for them or not, I'm not sure. The new little kitten really loves them as well.
Anyway, I think I know who the impostor is, appropriating my nic from another machine here.... I'll deal with her in the usual manner.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: davidt
Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:10 PM (4Utw1
That would be fun! I mean, guessing which one kills the other first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
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And she probably throws cauliflower in there for maximum grossitude.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: davidt
Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223
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You must have a loose definition of "running"
Posted by: Aviator at September 16, 2020 09:12 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:02 PM (Gz0CT)
This is me showing up on Ben Had's doorstep unannounced totally not asking her to, uh, "adopt" me.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (7Ooue)
Posted by: Kamala Harris
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Example: K Rations
(Pun intended)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (Mm4NK)
O we used to dream of working in the copper pits
woulda been a palace to us
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (Sx6MH)
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (L9P9s)
**********
I read that today. Evidently her *** ain't all that because her husband cheated on her. Hahaha.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt8
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Nope. Vito.
He also played the occasional Jap soldier.
https://images.app.goo.gl/ASdwhYVkdvc4NR8Y7
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (+YYKs)
Maybe he's not as into "whores" as he thought initially.
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+ldAm)
I think it's time for All Good Men and Women to deliver an
NBA/NFL-sized wake-up call to Fox, explaining to them the principle of
Get Woke Go Broke.
Its been time for years. What the hell do people keep watching Fox for??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
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Familiarity bias. Fox was the conservative news channel. They internalized that Fox was the conservative news channel. Although it no longer is, their brains default to "Fox is the conservative news channel."
Changing things like that takes a long, long, long time, and until a new conservative broadcast network shows up in a big way, or until streaming becomes the norm and networks like OANN can draw general viewership, it will stay that way. Every show on Fox could be hosted by Peter Strzok, Al Sharpton and a random 350-pound antifa tranny, and the viewership would still watch it, because Fox is the conservative news channel.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+3rQF)
Now I remember him! Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (Rvt88)
If Miley and your wife want to have a duel, I won't stand in the way. I'll hold her coat or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (xK9An)
Apparently "extreme skankitude" has a rather short shelf life.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)
(Pun intended)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (Mm4NK)
You got K-rats? Luxory. Must've totes been a remf.
We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Gutfeld
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Aviator
Hillary runs all the time.
It's just that the Depends usually catches it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Ronster at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (x/YJq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+3rQF)
That's ridiculous. I watch Tucker about once a week. Are you really saying his show could be hosted by Peter Strzok? C'mon, man.
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Sx6MH)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:19 PM (4a9Vv)
- Her face and lips now contain so much plastic, it's like trying to kiss a sex doll
- Would like to be with a woman who doesn't consider goldfish lucite stripper heels suitable enough to wear to church
- Got so many virulent STDs from her that his dick already fell off, so he doesn't really need a woman anyway
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (l3+k2)
Aw, come on!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 16, 2020 09:19 PM (kOpft)
Him'roids!!!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:20 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:20 PM (Sx6MH)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Oreos suck.
Posted by: Ronster at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (x/YJq)
Ground up whole they make a decent crust for a milk chocolate cheese cake.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (KVfhf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (NKuIh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:05 PM (4a9Vv)
Remember in the movie Papillon Vienna Sausages were the one thing he couldn't bring himself to eat?
Posted by: Minuteman at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (aNIkv)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:13 PM (XhWtx)
This is me showing up at Eromero's house on Halloween multiple times.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (7Ooue)
I really have stopped watching most news, but his show was still worth watching.
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (Sx6MH)
Posted by: Donald "Rushmore" Trump at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (KDCRD)
Also state abbreviations - "By the time they got to Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri - shots were fired."
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (YFeb1)
I do concur with the moron who holds that peanut butter cookies are best when things are added, like chocolate chips. There was a bakery who sold their wares out of kiosks all over the UW-Madison campus when i was a student there. Oak Hill, or Oak House, or something. Their peanut butter chocolate chip cookies were the food of the gods. I can't find anybody who makes them, which is sure proof of the decline of western civilization.
Also: no bake cookies. Pure yumminess. And with the added bonus of not looking anywhere near as tasty as they are. I could take them in my lunch secure in the knowledge that no one would want me to share them.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (rw/ga)
Adam Goldman
@adamgoldmanNYT
Barr has asked prosecutors in DOJ's civil rights division to explore whether they could bring criminal charges against Mayor Jenny Durkan of Seattle https://nytimes.com/2020/09/16/us/politics/william-barr-sedition.html?smid=tw-share
@ktbenner
cc:
@ByMikeBaker
Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Joe Joe the Dancing Machine at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Sx6MH)
Yet - they could replace Tucker with Max Boot, and at least half the audience would just roll with the new talking points. People are shallow, man. Plenty on both sides just blindly spew the talking points.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (Gz0CT)
My advice: first chance you get, ask her to correspond with you via email. At least it's usually faster than FB.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (4a9Vv)
Portland Douchebag with douchebag hair hits cop in the face with skateboard
Douchebag cited and released, because Portland.
Douchebag on the lam, on FBI wanted list with $1K reward.
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (WLHrn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Be still my heart, I agree!
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2020 09:24 PM (R4aZ2)
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I sorta love this.
Alcohol is an actual problem that kills men, women, and children. Thousands more are injured because of it. Jobs lost, marriages destroyed, etc. etc.
But keep them liquor stores open and wear a mask if you don't want to kill grandma!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (NKuIh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)
You got the whole MRE? All we got was the drink powder packet, the gum, a used spork and some wet matches.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (aNIkv)
II Electric Boogaloo, "Deplorables Get Their Just Desserts."
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (7Ooue)
Posted by: Ronster at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (x/YJq)
Ground up whole they make a decent crust for a milk chocolate cheese cake.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (KVfhf)
**********
I use them to make the crust of my grasshopper pie.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (4a9Vv)
Juan is so bad he helps our cause
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (dR6lV)
I'm so sorry but this is false... The grossest items found in good
form are as follows... Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)
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This would pretty much empty out my cupboard. Fried okra is a favorite side, raisins are good on anything (or just by themselves in those little Sun-Maid snack boxes), and oyster stew with canned oysters is a great comfort food.
My breakfast this past Saturday morning: Spam, chunked up and fried in the skillet with potatoes, diced onions and a sprinkle of Old Bay, and scrambled eggs made with green peppers and the remaining anchovies in the can I'd used on my pizza the night before, with extra sharp cheddar melted on top. Good eatin'. Anchovies and eggs are the apex of complementary goods.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)
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We're going to examine the potential for looking into investigating if we can see if we can possibly charge someone.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (NKuIh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
The hair, which, I have to emphasize, is as douchy as the "man" who sports it, helps:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6m2nxg3
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)
Spam, okra, raisins, anchovies, and oysters
Gotta disagree on four of the five and I'm not certain that I've given okra enough of a chance.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (hNICT)
I see that was his point now. I have a more hopeful view of the center right than that, I suppose.
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (Sx6MH)
I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella
I'm holding out for "Kneepads"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)
Seems kind of greedy. Cramer calling Pelosi "Crazy Nancy" to her face has kept me happy for the next week or two.
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (dOV9E)
I also like pork rinds while fishing and camping, but they aren't in our emergency supplies, sadly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (NKuIh)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th and we're in complete agreement... that means we only disagree on 20%!
Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (dR6lV)
He would have made a great Indian if he knew a decent recipe for a sauce to pour over stuffed crab.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (aNIkv)
Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Sx6MH)
Yet - they could replace Tucker with Max Boot, and at least half the audience would just roll with the new talking points. People are shallow, man. Plenty on both sides just blindly spew the talking points.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (hNICT)
**********
No way. Max Boot... seriously no.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (XhWtx)
Played by the joint military bands during a parade in Bogota Colombia.
(Colombian women don't march, they saunter is step. Woof)
https://youtu.be/T_iWFf1CdN8
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron
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I was remembering what my dad said about them in WW2.
1983 MRE's were fresh when I was in, in 1983.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM (aNIkv)
If we got lucky, an officer would throw my squad the empty MRE pouch. We'd cut it into strips and chew.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (+YYKs)
house with the bloody handprint on the door, don't get many
trickortreaters. Or anybody now I give it some thought.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (XhWtx)
Wow! You must be Uruk Hai
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (WyVLE)
That is awesome, since I know a *lot* of us here were saying from the start that SHE was the real architect of the Chaz/Chop takeover.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:23 PM (Gz0CT)
Ben, that sounds sort of, uh, interesting. Throw in a Hog Hunt on Farmer Bob's land and I'll relocate!
Seriously, it looks like Jr. won't get back from the Bering Sea before the MoMe, so Return To TX will have to wait. I am bummed.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:31 PM (7Ooue)
Ben Had.. you know it was my pleasure and honor!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2020 09:32 PM (Sx6MH)
We got dirt, sand, and damned near expired 1983 mre packs.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)
You got the whole MRE? All we got was the drink powder packet, the gum, a used spork and some wet matches.
Next time you're in an Army Surplus store pick up a box of C-rats and slurp up the snot at the top of a cold "entree". You'll be in heaven!
Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2020 09:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:26 PM (dR6lV)
It's not, but it's better than the alternatives. Some of the shows are good, and they don't boycott actual news stories because they don't fit their narrative.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (5FCda)
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so we all should be on the lookout for a douchebag on a skateboard? Gee, that really narrows it down... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 09:25 PM
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So is it more likely to find a douchebag sans skateboard, or a skateboard sans douchebag?
Posted by: irright at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th and we're in complete agreement... that means we only disagree on 20%!
Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 16, 2020 09:28 PM (gtatv)
Let me fix this for you.
The grossest items, in order: okra, okra, okra, okra, and okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (axyOa)
It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
ha- that's funny
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (5FCda)
If they've started forbidding the mention of Soros - that's no longer true.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Moki at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
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Try grilled. It's delicious!
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (/669Q)
Played by the joint military bands during a parade in Bogota Colombia.
(Colombian women don't march, they saunter is step. Woof)
https://youtu.be/T_iWFf1CdN8
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 09:29 PM (WyVLE)
Ok that was a lot better than I thought it would be! In fact the only thing that it needed to be perfect was a banner being towed behind one of the helicopters, saying VIVA PINOCHET!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (V2Yro)
It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
Okra has a bad rap. It makes a great crunchy pickle. Haven't had it fried, but I can imagine it being great. And it's a superb thickener for gumbo. The only thing wrong with it is that if you cook it in between its early stage of deliciousness, and its late, falling-apart, thickener stage, it's incredibly gross and part of it goes down your throat while another part stays in your mouth. So just don't do that.
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
I honestly thought I was the only one to eat (good) anchovies. Cousin!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:35 PM (hNICT)
You've got a point there...that was pretty disgusting.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: irright at September 16, 2020 09:33 PM (RVcmP)
Just shoot every douchebag on a skateboard. Why take chances?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (ETPKR)
Posted by: DB- just DB.
depends.
Do you consider artichokes a weed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (D2I2k)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career
Jeebus... food thread all day here.
Grill your friggin' okra, then tell me how it's slime weed.
Buy 'em books, send 'em to school... whaddya get?
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:38 PM (N8i9I)
Give me anything. Cold greasy next day okra cookies.
Off to bed. Perchance to dream. Of cookies unhad.
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (7Ooue)
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I can hardly wait for Joe to say "Karmella -
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Funny, that was our first demand when I started the union.
Posted by: Kamala, gubmint whore at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If you add "medics" and "press" I'm wit ya.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (Gz0CT)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
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Try grilled. It's delicious!
Posted by: bluebell
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Bluebell has a point. Try it grilled. When done it is easier to slide off the skillet Into the garbage.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Beelzebub at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (B/Jpr)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: DB- just DB.
How else do you make red beet eggs?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (Rvt88)
One year we discovered in March that we had left a large container of Christmas cookies in the freezer. We happily thawed them out and ate them.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (rw/ga)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (axyOa)
...you might be doing this grilling thing wrong. Skillet?
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
Somebody linked to her Twitter account on that thread. She spent yesterday and this morning running cover for Nancy Pelosi. Jim Cramer calling her crazy is sexist, just ask Melissa Francis.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Pickled beets are good. Harvard beets are pretty gross. Like creamed corn, only with beets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (ETPKR)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (rw/ga)
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Funny. The same thing happened one year to Walt Disney's head.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2020 09:40 PM (/669Q)
And you're one of the diet blockers! But I still like you. And I'm showing up for Christmas cookies. G'night, Ma'am!
Posted by: RI Red at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (7Ooue)
my dad loved pickled beets
how he put that horrible purple mass in his facehole and liked it is beyond me
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (iTXRQ)
It has to be fried. Any other form of okra is a choking hazard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career
okra pickles are really good
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (DUIap)
Why?? Nobody is going to call her on it. But she's been exposed and I'm very disappointed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Splunge at September 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
Harvard Project Physics was pretty cool, back in the day. A good approach at teaching high school physics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:43 PM (ETPKR)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Bring back Patti Ann Brown
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Oh hell yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (DUIap)
And Pennsyltucky knows how to make breakfast. . .
I honestly thought I was the only one to eat (good) anchovies. Cousin!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:37 PM (Rvt8
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It seems like I enjoy all the things that people think are awful. Anchovies, oysters, sardines, blind robins, liver and onions, etc.
One tavern I used to hang out in when I was in my twenties always had a great big pickling jar at the end of the bar. It was full of sheer joy: chicken hearts, gizzards, and livers, and a few pickled pig's feet. They had those little paper trays like you get fries in at the carnival, and they'd ladle you a tray full of whatever and a handful of Ritz crackers for a dollar. I miss that place.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (NKuIh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Or smoked, and canned in spiced oil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (ETPKR)
I'd give that a try, bluebell. Never even heard of that before.
Naturally, back home in Alabama okra was always fried in cornbread batter until pretty crispy. When the "soul food" craze hit way back when, we wondered what all the fuss was about. We always ate that way and didn't think anything of it.
Cornbread, collard greens, fried fish and hushpuppies, cornbread, fried green tomatoes, fried chicken, cornbread in a glass of buttermilk for dessert...fine eatin'!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero
Hey.
It is a beautiful plant.
Nature trying to lure us into an early death.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JoeF.
FoxNews' "Outnumbered" Panel Forbids Any Mention of the Fact That George Soros Donated Millions to Elect the Communist DAs Who Refuse to Prosecute Antifa/BLM Rioters
-Ace
It wasn't the panel that shut down the Soros discussion.
It was Melissa. Closely followed by Tits Harf.
Little Marxist on the Prairie got some 'splainin to do.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: DB- just DB.
Or just popped in the mouth and swallowed on their own mucilaginous stream
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (N8i9I)
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (N8i9I)
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It's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (wPVhA)
582
Snickerdoodles
Ginger snaps
Spice
Oatmeal raisin
Anything else is strictly lower tier.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)
The man of science is correct...because science!
Posted by: browndog at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:42 PM (XhWtx)
that was amazing - I hadn't seen one. It's a mallow! So is the entire Hibiscus family, and Rose of Sharon (althea)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (NKuIh)
sweet weepin Jeebus- next thing you people will be pushing pickled beets
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)
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Those are best with pickled eggs in the same jar. I make 'em frequently. You're missing out on good stuff!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2020 09:47 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:47 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: Beetzebub's at September 16, 2020 09:47 PM (B/Jpr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:46 PM (NKuIh)
They find the occasional worm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (ETPKR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55)
All good!
Well. Except the buttermilk. But I've used that in very good salad dressings.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)
Naturally, back home in Alabama okra was always fried in cornbread batter until pretty crispy. When the "soul food" craze hit way back when, we wondered what all the fuss was about. We always ate that way and didn't think anything of it.
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Yeah, all the non-racists honestly believe Southern cooking tastes better when it's made by a magical black person.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (NKuIh)
From the Andy Ngo is a bad man article -
Phillip sported a bulletproof vest as the the frontline drummer charging the protests. Erin followed behind as a street medic toting a first aid kit.
Frontline drummers are first into the shit, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)
Like Tapper's sudden veteran's support Tweet's when he fucks up.
Little Missy on the Chairy gonna have to answer to a few thousand severely pissed off Twitter fans tomorrow.
Same with Harris Faulkner.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (Rvt88)
Hoecake is fried cornmeal, with salt and a wee bit of water to make it sizzle. Bacon grease is the preferred medium.
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:49 PM (N8i9I)
Frontline drummers are first into the shit, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)
The cops should offer free testing of the "bulletproof" feature.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2020 09:50 PM (ETPKR)
Concur. Here in Southern Idaho there's a brand available that are bottled in Texas called "Talk 'o Texas". They're delicious. You can even get them at Wally World.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 16, 2020 09:50 PM (bgBQ/)
I've never had red beans and rice made by magical black people - but I'd give it a try.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:50 PM (hNICT)
rode the 600
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:52 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope
Kevin Belton is pretty magical. Watch some of his vids.
He makes my Mama look seem like his Mama.
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (N8i9I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (V2Yro)
Actually, it does. There used to be a lot of little corner restaurants with little old black ladies doing the cooking all over the place. It's the best food you'll ever eat.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:52 PM (XhWtx)
Makes great compost.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (Bk0np)
Why?? Nobody is going to call her on it. But she's been exposed and I'm very disappointed.
Posted by: Jewells45
I am too. Such a waste. The only thing I watch is Tucker and Levin on Sundays. Levin is interviewing Trump this Sunday, for the full hour.
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Dana Loesch at September 16, 2020 09:54 PM (RVcmP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhrHPTaVKvc
Here's the KMAG post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u978w4CurDk
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2020 09:54 PM (W+kMI)
Black is NOT slimming when you are already panda shaped.
Seriously skip the sleeveless top that shows off your multiple tats.
And keep your furplay at home, your red panda ears and nose do NOT enhance your attractiveness.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:54 PM (LiA/B)
I'll have four fried chickens and a Coke
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 09:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Okra eaters in the KC area, no shit, we are gonna pull out all 4 rows come this weekend.
If you are an okra eater, come pick all you can before I invite the community garden folks (and I'll have to guard the house with them around).
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:55 PM (N8i9I)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2020 09:55 PM (XhWtx)
posts to push the questions about Soros down on her Twitter timeline.
It looks like no matter what she tweets the responses are about Soros.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 09:56 PM (8SGHB)
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 16, 2020 09:57 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 16, 2020 09:57 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Bk0np)
doing things together, side by side. Like most families do.
Same here. What little racism I saw back home was mostly confined to the bigger cities like B'ham and Montgomery. When you got out in the country, people are just people.
But I got my little young white ass yanked back from many a water fountain growing up. That went both ways. One arm was longer than the other until I was about 7.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 09:59 PM (HaL55)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KE73AfVsw8
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2020 09:59 PM (W+kMI)
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Ben Shapiro is saying goodbye to Hollywood. Better late than never, Ben! -
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We don't have many standards, but we refuse to make "The Twerpinator".
Posted by: Hollywood at September 16, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2020 10:01 PM (W+kMI)
He makes my Mama look seem like his Mama.
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2020 09:53 PM (N8i9I)
I like Belton OK. Used to watch Chef Paul before he died and Besh before his...problems.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2020 10:02 PM (KVfhf)
We learned the hard way. That's why we now sit behind everybody else.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 10:03 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 10:04 PM (5FCda)
doing things together, side by side. Like most families do.
Same here. What little racism I saw back home was mostly confined to the bigger cities like B'ham and Montgomery. When you got out in the country, people are just people.
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When I was little I saw a middle aged man with a KKK bumper sticker on his bumper changing a tire on the side of 157 outside of Moulton as the car's owner, an elderly black woman in her Sunday best, stood safely up the hill away from traffic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 10:06 PM (NKuIh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2020 09:44 PM (DUIap)
They also make sugar. Not as good as cane, but better than that high fructose corn syrup stuff.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2020 10:08 PM (qyH+l)
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In the age of trump! Another mask falls to be quickly stomped into the dirt.
Posted by: Where are all the sick people at September 16, 2020 10:10 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
It's a Pensytucky thing being from the region.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 16, 2020 10:10 PM (GF+kY)
*spit*
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at September 16, 2020 10:31 PM (Nig2g)
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