Trump Releases Brutal Ad Attacking Sundown Joe's Complete Dependency on the Teleprompter for "Live Interviews"

Thanks to CBD and Archer.

Wow. Great ad.

More please!

And please -- hit Sundown Joe on the eight or nine women who have alleged inappropriate touching, including Tara Reade, who alleged actual penetrative sexual assault (or r@pe, in many jurisdictions).

Posted by: Ace at 06:58 PM




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1 Return of the POTUS prompter?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 16, 2020 06:58 PM (vCA4F)

2 TOTUS, if I recall correctly

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 16, 2020 06:59 PM (vCA4F)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 16, 2020 06:59 PM (xH7kF)

4 Return of the POTUS prompter?
Posted by: Roman Maroni

Joe needs a teleprompter teleprompter.

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2020 06:59 PM (vd8XM)

5 I nooded

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 16, 2020 07:00 PM (vCA4F)

6 Hopefully the Harris/Biden lose by a Reaganesque landslide.

I can't think of a more repugnant duo then these two jerk-offs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2020 07:00 PM (Dv8h8)

7 Force the media to deal with this by shaming them. Brilliant.

Posted by: iandeal at September 16, 2020 07:00 PM (G1eBa)

8 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 07:00 PM (3D/fK)

9 Beep

Beep


Boop

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2020 07:01 PM (3H9h1)

10 Brutal. Awesome.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:01 PM (VduL8)

11
*inhales deeply*

Ah, that new thread smell. Val-U-Rite and Ewok sweat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 07:01 PM (mht8P)

12 How far will they go to hide the truth. FAR.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:01 PM (VduL8)

13 XTVPOTUS

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 07:02 PM (Bk0np)

14 oh, and SPONGE !

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 16, 2020 07:02 PM (vCA4F)

15 He wasn't waving to his staff to move the teleprompter, he was shaking his empty right hand, in a show of solidarity for the legions of unarmed black men killed by predatory racist right wingers every single day.

Posted by: Bettey Marcineaux at September 16, 2020 07:02 PM (jvQ5d)

16 And the bigger scandal is that he can't even use the teleprompter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

17 I hate working here ! after work when I go out for drinks my who-who smells like Joe's fingers and no dude like that !!!!

Posted by: Biden Staffer at September 16, 2020 07:02 PM (GIeIM)

18 DESPACITO

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:02 PM (nUhF0)

19 I don't think he took the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Class.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 07:03 PM (2C38g)

20 from last thread:

357 China has not yet progressed to the Russian strategy, but they planned to - in that strategy you export a bunch of people of your ethnicity, the local population gets fed up, and then you invade to protect them. Notice that they got to step one, but they did not yet have the bases or infrastructure to invade - i really think that was always the plan in aftrica, ME, etc.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2020 06:32 PM (LWu6U)
To be fair, that strategy is as old as Rome. The Romans just had better PR. Still do, in fact.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 06:44 PM (cI3Q7)

I won't say Texas, but ... Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)

21 What was that hand gesture? Weird, man

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:03 PM (VduL8)

22 Peanut brutal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 16, 2020 07:03 PM (Rk6Cp)

23 Look fat, Woodrow Wilson needed a teleprompter too.
My word as a Biden

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 16, 2020 07:03 PM (vCA4F)

24 Ouch!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (o2MD2)

25 We don't have to worry about Prompter Joe. If elected, Xi will be Joe's spokesman. No prompter needed.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (0jR9T)

26 Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

I want to breathe on your neck slowly

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (nUhF0)

27 Biden has old man voice.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (0sVsf)

28 wow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (OVEfo)

29 Amazing how they can completely shut off #metoo when it doesn't suit their outcome.

Hypocritical rape supporters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (s4dNo)

30 ''He wasn't waving to his staff to move the teleprompter, he was shaking his empty right hand, in a show of solidarity for the legions of unarmed black men killed by predatory racist right wingers every single day.''

That's the ticket. Yeah. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (gLRfa)

31
It's a great video.

Short and directly to the point.

Biden's mind is disintegrating before our very eyes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

32 Despacito,
Why don't you come to your senses?
You've been smelling hair rinses
For so long now....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (SRRAx)

33 I want to breathe on your neck slowly

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (nUhF0)


I really don't remember that being in my copy of Marcus A.?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (2C38g)

34 16
And the bigger scandal is that he can't even use the teleprompter.


The biggest scandal is that this man can't even read a teleprompter without becoming exhausted. Seriously, he couldn't make it through tapioca night, and we all know the man loves tapioca. It reminds him of paste.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (v16oJ)

35 Re # 6. Cmon Man, these 2 arent even in the top ten. And if you add Republicans out of the top 15.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (HUANM)

36 Biden make Hillary and Mondale look like superstars

Posted by: Biden Staffer at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (GIeIM)

37 Biden has old man voice.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 07:04 PM (0sVsf)

Ask jill about his old man balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (OVEfo)

38 I don't think he took the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Class.

I'm surprised he can read at all at this point.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

39 They need a bigger screen for him that puts up one word at a time, until he reads that correctly.

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM (FCsYG)

40 The Democrat Propaganda machine can't hide it forever. Hope the debate is that day.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM (OjZpE)

41 I bet FDR could beat sundown in the 100 yard dash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM (OVEfo)

42 That was fucking brutal. Vicious. I LIKE it!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM (Vxu+H)

43 I was thinking yesterday that Trump should announce that he is open to debating Harris instead of Biden since a) Biden clearly isn't up to a debate, and b) they have both admitted that it will be a "Harris Administration" anyway.

Posted by: FretlessT at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM (JSetw)

44 Dementurian Candidate

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2020 07:07 PM (rFYU2)

45 JOTUS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2020 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

46 Gitmo the press and drop despacio Joe on the way. War.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 07:07 PM (nFRLh)

47 sockety, sock

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 07:07 PM (GIeIM)

48 I bet FDR could beat sundown in the 100 yard dash
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM (OVEfo)
-----
Especially downhill.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 16, 2020 07:07 PM (Rk6Cp)

49 Don't know who composed the music for that video, but it sounds great. Ominous, minimalist, and foreboding like a Hollywood thriller. Reminds me of Olympus Has Fallen or a Tom Clancy movie.

Well done, whoever it was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)

50 That peace accord...thinh is
Do wah diddy dum diddy dooo
Joe Biden

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 07:08 PM (0sVsf)

51 I bet FDR could beat sundown in the 100 yard dash
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:06 PM

Bring it on!

Posted by: Zombie FDR at September 16, 2020 07:08 PM (0jR9T)

52 Hope the debate is that day.

I'm firmly in the there will be no debate crowd. No way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 07:08 PM (dUJdY)

53 Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Let me whisper things in your ear

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (nUhF0)

54 The Dems never really thought Joe could win but never give up on the off chance he does.

Posted by: f'd at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (B/Jpr)

55 And please -- hit Sundown Joe on the eight or nine women who have alleged inappropriate touching, including Tara Reade, who alleged actual penetrative sexual assault (or r@pe, in many jurisdictions).

I was just trying to find change for the bus!

---Sundown Joe

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (bpgvF)

56 Tell me if this far fetched...I think the Dems really want to lose so that after the election they have an excuse to wreck havoc in the form of riots and whatever other horror they're planning.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (gLRfa)

57
They need a bigger screen for him that puts up one word at a time, until he reads that correctly.


I hope they're big enough to see the reflection in his dark eyes. Or at least the bleeding one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)

58 How far would you go to defeat a political opponent?


Would you support a rapist?

Denounce the church?

Support a murdering thug who abuses children?

Support pedophiles?

Fake a pandemic?

Destroy a nation's economy?


What if you found out that this was always who you were and your political opponent just exposed your base self?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (s4dNo)

59 Restoring the nic.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (0jR9T)

60 Joe Biden running across the room:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-BOWwtm2Q

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

61 46 Gitmo the press and drop despacio Joe on the way. War.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Dispatch despacio Joe in the gazpacho

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (nUhF0)

62 Biden's mind is disintegrating before our very eyes.

Reminds me of the Nanites as they attack the central brain in I, Robot.
https://tinyurl.com/y6bbapnz
Although, if you prefer the classics, this also works.
https://tinyurl.com/y45l7wkf

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (v16oJ)

63 50 That peace accord...thinh is
Do wah diddy dum diddy dooo
Joe Biden

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 07:08 PM (0sVsf)


Is that peace accord anything like a sidepiece accord?

Asking for a relative friend.

Posted by: Joey loves paste at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (2C38g)

64 FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

65 Good evening ya'll

Did joe finally show up for his speech?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (Gz0CT)

66

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Joe Biden will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster.

Posted by: Oscar Mayer Goldman at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

67 Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:11 PM (bpgvF)

68 A chart of Biden's mental performance:

https://tinyurl.com/y56o4uap

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2020 07:11 PM (fdaGE)

69 Re: ot
Soylent queef is not even useful as a paving tar.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2020 07:11 PM (FhXTo)

70 44
Dementurian Candidate


Nice.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 07:11 PM (v16oJ)

71 ''I was thinking yesterday that Trump should announce that he is open to debating Harris instead of Biden since a) Biden clearly isn't up to a debate, and b) they have both admitted that it will be a "Harris Administration" anyway. ''

Now that would be priceless and absolutely something I can see him doing. Have VP Pence there too.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:12 PM (gLRfa)

72 Jane, are you in for a frog strangler?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 07:12 PM (Gz0CT)

73 8 ?? Why that is I lonely 1/2 the number of women that Trump has even agreed to pay off !!

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2020 07:12 PM (Q9/Ha)

74 64 FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)


A new development is something called Anti-mask flash mobs, where large groups of non-masked people swarm a store, scaring the Karen's to death.

I lol'ed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:12 PM (s4dNo)

75 Deadeye Joe.
Steel skull plates included.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

76 I hope and pray attendees leaving Don Jr's rally in Savannah tonight refuse to wear masks. Let's see our BLM fatass mayor double up his Brownshirts to cite them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:13 PM (bpgvF)

77 Tuna certainly a win/ win, either gain the White House or destroy the country.
Heard today well over $1B in damages this year.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 07:13 PM (OjZpE)

78 I love tapioca night!

Oh, wait.

I hate tapioca night!

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 07:14 PM (RuIsu)

79 @74, I have signed up for my first one this weekend.
if we want this shit to ever end, we are going to have to take it.

Lots of people say Molon Labe, but when the government say it to us, we sit around like pussies.

Let's go and take it.

Posted by: Bettey Marcineaux at September 16, 2020 07:14 PM (jvQ5d)

80 Biden invited this with his "fine people on both sides" and "suckers and losers" crap.
Pile on.

Posted by: navybrat's tender mercies at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (w7KSn)

81
Knowing the importance of winning certain states, I was thinking that Trump was being defensive because he hasn't been to Ohio in a while.

And on Fox, Martha is interviewing VP Pence, with a big live crowd behind him.

Standing in Ohio.

I'm good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

82 FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)


Ours is in effect until January 16. And not's even the damn governner, it's the mayor of KCMO and the county health dept.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (dUJdY)

83 Dispatch despacio Joe in the gazpacho
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (nUhF0)
........

Guacamomentum!

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

84 Forgetting the realtime feeding of lines to Biden and the dementia, he's just so frail that he can barely speak.

I mean, how can you pick just one thing about him that would be disqualifying? And forget any talk of issues/policies. He's either wrong, simply anti-Trump reflex, or lying.

He has to be the least qualified presidential candidate in American history (and I'm including Hillary/Obama). And that's after a half century of politics. How can one person rise to such heights of incompetency?

And yet the DNC picked the worst old white guy they could in a party of "progressivism" and rainbows of color.

Wait, are we all on Candid Camera? Oh, man! I knew it couldn't be real!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (HhXSr)

85 It would be funny if someone told Biden right now he won the presidency and then wheel him out in front of the microphone to see what he'd say.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (O+I8R)

86 Joey's documented progressive dementia will be one for the medical books.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (pGnDm)

87 Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

So that you remember me if you're not with me

Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Slowly
I want to undress you in kisses slowly

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (nUhF0)

88 I won't say Texas, but ... Texas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)

Texas has good PR too. Fewer skeletons in the closet. Of course, they still have a bit of time to accumulate them before they equal Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (cI3Q7)

89 I love tapioca night!

Oh, wait.

I hate tapioca night!
Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 07:14 PM (RuIsu)
........

Kinda depends on what you're using it for, right?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

90 I'm firmly in the there will be no debate crowd. No way.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 07:08 PM (dUJdY)

Fixed

Posted by: golfman at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (hOMhY)

91
And on Fox, Martha is interviewing VP Pence, with a big live crowd behind him.
Standing in Ohio.
I'm good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


He ought to give a shout out to George Soros.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

92 No Me Molestes, Senor Yoe!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (Bk0np)

93 72 Jane, are you in for a frog strangler?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 07:12 PM (Gz0CT)

Not really. But Atlanta and Macon are going to get nailed.

I'm enjoying the cool, rainy weather tonight. Sitting on the screened porch with our kitten Biscuit being taunted by hummingbirds. Also enjoying a Tito's on ice.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

94 What's that creepy image that flashes right at the 0:56 mark?

At first I thought it was a skull X-ray, but on still frame it looks like a B&W shot of Joe's upper face and forehead. Some sort of subliminal thing?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (Fc5rx)

95 Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the
capability to make the world's first bionic man. Joe Biden will be that
man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster.


At the rate the Demoprogs are going, they'd just put up videos of Max Headroom and say it was Sundown Joe. I doubt their supporters would know the difference anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (HaL55)

96 Moar crinkle

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (jHjyc)

97
Those sundown videos are coming in like confetti and I'm almost getting inured to them, but that one makes me say Wow. The hand making the "roll it up" signal, hadn't seen that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (G51Gf)

98 85 It would be funny if someone told Biden right now he won the presidency and then wheel him out in front of the microphone to see what he'd say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2020 07:15 PM (O+I8R)
==============


Come on Barry, stand up and take a bow.



Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (pGnDm)

99 >How can one person rise to such heights of incompetency?


grease the right palms, suck the right dicks, do what The Money tells you to do


Politics 101

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (iTXRQ)

100 Heard today well over $1B in damages this year.
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 07:13 PM (OjZpE)


But they have insurance, so it's OK!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (jK8Z7)

101 64 FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)


I guess he can do that since he and the Colo Supreme Court are on the same team.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (4JM5Y)

102 Did joe finally show up for his speech?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (Gz0CT)


Once they get the bugs out of the animatronics, it is gonna be tight!

Posted by: Joey loves paste at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (2C38g)

103 Obama could make a speech w/o a teleprompter. Biden can't have a conversation w/o one.

Posted by: windbag at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (sDEZT)

104 >The hand making the "roll it up" signal, hadn't seen that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



that was a good one

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (iTXRQ)

105 Thomas Bender: "I can't think of a more repugnant duo then these two jerk-offs."

I dunno. Obama/Hillary! would be pretty bad.

But Biden himself? Yeah. Worst. Candidate. Ever.

Thank you, DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (HhXSr)

106 Siesta Joe

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

107 Run Beck's "Loser" through the teleprompter for Joe to read.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (RuIsu)

108 Despacito, why won't Joe come to his senses?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (Fc5rx)

109 do what The Money tells you to do


Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:17 PM (iTXRQ)


Which is exactly how Kamala got the VP slot. She promised some big fat Silicon Valley money to the Biden campaign.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (jK8Z7)

110 Haven't seen Grump928

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:19 PM (pGnDm)

111 POTUS needs to insist on late-evening debates.

Say, after 8pm...

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2020 07:19 PM (whOIk)

112 Obama could make a speech w/o a teleprompter.

@@@@

It's not hard to remember I

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 16, 2020 07:19 PM (jHjyc)

113 >I guess he can do that since he and the Colo Supreme Court are on the same team.
Posted by: Emmie



Colorado has become a one-party state, like North Korea or worse: California

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)

114 107 Run Beck's "Loser" through the teleprompter for Joe to read.
Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (RuIsu)

I always link that song and Crash Test Dummies 'Superman' in my head. Same time frame.

Superman is a better song.

Tarzan wasn't a ladies man...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)

115 58 How far would you go to defeat a political opponent?


Would you support a rapist?

Denounce the church?

Support a murdering thug who abuses children?

Support pedophiles?

Fake a pandemic?

Destroy a nation's economy?


What if you found out that this was always who you were and your political opponent just exposed your base self?
---------------------

So, what's your point, exactly?

Posted by: Jay Inslee, now Emperor and a Living God at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

116 110 Haven't seen Grump928
Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:19 PM (pGnDm)

I hope he's okay. He was near ground zero of Sally.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

117 Can't wait to get out of here

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

118 Obama could make a speech w/o a teleprompter.

--

I dunno. I seem to recall him setting up a teleprompter when he visited a kindergarten class during his presidency.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (O+I8R)

119
He has to be the least qualified presidential candidate in American history (and I'm including Hillary/Obama). And that's after a half century of politics. How can one person rise to such heights of incompetency?

And yet the DNC picked the worst old white guy they could in a party of "progressivism" and rainbows of color.

Wait, are we all on Candid Camera? Oh, man! I knew it couldn't be real!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


It does give me a bit of solace to know that they had four fucking years to come up with a candidate and he's the best they could do.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (D2I2k)

120 Tell me if this far fetched...I think the Dems really want to lose so that after the election they have an excuse to wreck havoc in the form of riots and whatever other horror they're planning.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (gLRfa)


This. And I think there is a purge coming in the rat party. Joe is the Clinton faction, kamel represents oblabo wing. The out and loud Marxist sector wants the party. They want to marginalize everyone else. Old guard gotta go! Toss Joe and kamel under the bus by putting them up against trump. They go down in flames even after moderating their rhetoric and BOOM! Proof that the Marxists were right all along. Now the squad thinks they are in charge. And they will get louder, more strident, and more radical because they are so fucking sure that the only reason joe/blow lost is because they were not radical communist enough. The demonrats sowed this wind... They will reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (Vxu+H)

121 Colorado has become a one-party state, like North Korea or worse: California
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)


That is a direct result of legalizing pot. It attracted the people who it could be predicted to attract.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (jK8Z7)

122 Sheesh...that is just brutal. And they left out the times he was obviously reading stage directing, like Ron Burgundy.

"End of quote"

"Go back to the top"

"Topline message"

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (nkp5d)

123 108
Despacito, why won't Joe come to his senses?

Because he's out riding fences

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (v16oJ)

124 ARRUGA DESPACITO

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (jHjyc)

125 What's that creepy image that flashes right at the 0:56 mark?

At first I thought it was a skull X-ray, but on still frame it looks like a B&W shot of Joe's upper face and forehead. Some sort of subliminal thing?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (Fc5rx)
........

It's the CAT scan they have to do every half hour.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

126 Tucker teased last night that he has more tapes of someone.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

127 It does give me a bit of solace to know that they had four fucking years to come up with a candidate and he's the best they could do.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (D2I2k)

Yeah, but we went through 7? 8? different front runners during that primary.

Remember Buttigeg?
Remember Harris?
Remember Warren?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:22 PM (cI3Q7)

128 Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the
technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man.
Joe Biden will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...
stronger... faster.

Posted by: Oscar Mayer Goldman at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (63Dwl)


Maybe that's what they mean by Build Back Better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 07:22 PM (qSskB)

129 Joe could write lyrics for Beck now


Well the beans have been bakin'
Upon the camel's hump
Like a voodoo curse in an old lady's purse
Confetti on my grave

I woke up on the futon
And my boots were on fire


This town is filled
With thousand-dollar-bills
Laminated songs
Contaminated lawns
Well we eat about fifteen times a day
Starin' through a bag of Frito Lay
And I play with the fire in the stove
When my eyes peel out and my fingertips get cold

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 07:22 PM (M+Lyo)

130 >>> 108 Despacito, why won't Joe come to his senses?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 07:18 PM (Fc5rx)


You've been out sniffin hairdos for so long ...

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2020 07:22 PM (l6b3d)

131 Tucker teased last night that he has more tapes of someone.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
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I am no one.

Posted by: A Faceless Man at September 16, 2020 07:23 PM (Rk6Cp)

132 Question to my Democrat friends: Does the (D) now stand for denial or dumbass?


Just joking. I don't have any democrat democrat friends.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:23 PM (LPLH0)

133 >POTUS needs to insist on late-evening debates.


Say, after 8pm...

Posted by: JQ


Their bigger problem is that Biden starts going downhill rapidly by 10:00 A. M.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2020 07:23 PM (fdaGE)

134 more

Unglued, depressed
The meatloaf in my chest
Personality test
I failed with the best
And I stomped and I stormed
And I passed out in your dorm
Then you hustled me outside
I couldn't catch a ride
But the subway trains speak to me now
I'm browsing through the supermarket town
And the girls don't talk when I'm around
And I'm feelin' bad even though nothing's wrong

Chokin' on a breathmint

That's cool
Yeah, that's cool

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 07:23 PM (M+Lyo)

135 120 Tell me if this far fetched...I think the Dems really want to lose so that after the election they have an excuse to wreck havoc in the form of riots and whatever other horror they're planning.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:09 PM (gLRfa)


This. And I think there is a purge coming in the rat party. Joe is the Clinton faction, kamel represents oblabo wing. The out and loud Marxist sector wants the party. They want to marginalize everyone else. Old guard gotta go! Toss Joe and kamel under the bus by putting them up against trump. They go down in flames even after moderating their rhetoric and BOOM! Proof that the Marxists were right all along. Now the squad thinks they are in charge. And they will get louder, more strident, and more radical because they are so fucking sure that the only reason joe/blow lost is because they were not radical communist enough. The demonrats sowed this wind... They will reap the whirlwind.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2020 07:20 PM (Vxu+H)



As I have noted several times, the people who are really in charge (the people the Democrats work for) are Red Diaper Babies who know their history. This is 1905, not 1917. They do not expect to win. Their goal is to destroy the system. Cloward-Piven x 1000. Later on, they come along with the answer. It's be the Mensheviks, to be overthrown later by the Bolsheviks. This is scientific in their minds, how this stuff works.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:24 PM (jK8Z7)

136 I really don't remember that being in my copy of Marcus A.?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

his son Commodus scribbled it in the marguns
what a joker!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 07:24 PM (nUhF0)

137 Good shot at Joe, or promotion of PDT, here:

https://twitter.com/BigBertieT/status/
1306357640591740928

(One tweet, not a timeline.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2020 07:24 PM (an7Mv)

138 >POTUS needs to insist on late-evening debates.



And then schedule an unscheduled 90 minute delay.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 07:24 PM (Bk0np)

139
The hand making the "roll it up" signal, hadn't seen that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



that was a good one
Posted by: DB- just DB

=========

Amazing the idiots who set up that shot didn't catch it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 07:24 PM (G51Gf)

140 No Me Molestes, Senor Yoe!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 07:16 PM (Bk0np)
........

Manten tus dedos y tu nariz para ti.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

141 What's the over/under on whether or not Biden shits his pants on live TV?

I've got a fist full of Bennies... let's roll.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2020 07:25 PM (3H9h1)

142 How ling before they just hide a speaker in his mask and relieve him from speaking at all?

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:25 PM (HwiWi)

143 I watched a few minutes of his pretend presser today and he sounded much better. Maybe they've hit on a drug cocktail that works for him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2020 07:25 PM (sWM8x)

144 Tuna: "I think the Dems really want to lose so that after the election they have an excuse to wreck havoc in the form of riots and whatever other horror they're planning."

Initially, I don't think this was their plan. He was supposed to be the likable, elder statesman to put the Moderates at ease. But the reexamination of Biden's political record and, more so, his public decline has been so rapid that I think their war-gaming has dictated the scenario you envision. They're making lemonade out of lemons and simply lack any sugar.

Trump took it all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2020 07:26 PM (HhXSr)

145 Next up on Biden's DJ playlist, the bittersweet love ballad "Tengo Na Minchia Tanta" by renowned composer F. Zappa.

Posted by: citizen at September 16, 2020 07:26 PM (ldmQR)

146 The hand making the "roll it up" signal, hadn't seen that.

***********


He's doing his own personal Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language Guy!

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 07:27 PM (Fc5rx)

147 Yeah been looking for Grump also, no doubt power is out.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 07:27 PM (OjZpE)

148 Colorado has a lot of "where is my free stuff?" voters. They came out of the woodwork about twelve years ago.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2020 07:27 PM (rH0cI)

149 Biden is more in the episodic loss of facilities phase. Eventually they episodes will get longer and longer.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 16, 2020 07:28 PM (d8mRQ)

150 143 I watched a few minutes of his pretend presser today and he sounded much better. Maybe they've hit on a drug cocktail that works for him.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2020 07:25 PM (sWM8x)


Of course Biden looked good.

It was still daytime.

After dinnertime, let's see him then.

Posted by: Jay Inslee, now Emperor and a Living God at September 16, 2020 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

151 Yes, by all means, let's throw Trump out in favor of this stump.

Ye gods. HAND GESTURES?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:28 PM (JCrfD)

152 As I have noted several times, the people who are really in charge (the people the Democrats work for) are Red Diaper Babies who know their history. This is 1905, not 1917. They do not expect to win. Their goal is to destroy the system. Cloward-Piven x 1000. Later on, they come along with the answer. It's be the Mensheviks, to be overthrown later by the Bolsheviks. This is scientific in their minds, how this stuff works.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:24 PM (jK8Z7)

Teach your children and grandchildren well. Also include plenty of range time in that education.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:29 PM (LPLH0)

153 Jay Inslee, now Emperor and a Living God


Just go away, you jerk.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2020 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

154 Aw come on man. My favorite beaner song is "Donde esta la chica de pipe carne?"

Not that dipshito caca.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 07:29 PM (pw+jk)

155 Progressives think the way to curry favor and fortune is to pursue policies that are against our interests, but favor the country in question. That will make them love us. But it only breeds distrust and suspicion. Screwing our selves and Israel to help the Saudis is not a stable policy decision. Screwing the Palestinians to help America, Israel, and the Saudis is perfectly understandable.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 16, 2020 06:54 PM (nkp5d)

Progressives are self-dealers who think they are dealing with other self-dealers, and that above all is what the other countries don't trust.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 07:29 PM (uEbPt)

156 That is a direct result of legalizing pot. It attracted the people who it could be predicted to attract.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (jK8Z7)


Pot was put on the ballot to bring out voters who would throw Colorado to Obama.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 07:30 PM (4JM5Y)

157

Joe Biden: Look fat, I don't use a telephone to answer questions. C'mon man, how can I be on the telephone and give an answer at the same time? I answer all of my own...go....you know...you know...the thing....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 07:30 PM (2rJmn)

158 No way this guy debates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:30 PM (JCrfD)

159 Awesome sauce.

Make one where he promised during the primary campaign that his administration would cure cancer.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (S+sVl)

160 >Colorado has a lot of "where is my free stuff?" voters. They came out of the woodwork about twelve years ago.
Posted by: Case


the homeless population has boomed
these grocery cart-pushing zombies are everywhere-
every fucking street corner there's some filthy disheveled fuck with a cardboard sign

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

161 156 I meant to include the fact that it was a Presidential election year, of course.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (4JM5Y)

162 OT, now that we're over 100.

BIL took some dog food we'd had since Frank died over to the animal shelter today, and called to say they'd just gotten a dog that might fit what we want. We'll be going there tomorrow as soon as they open.

Since Mr. Empire is disabled and loves dogs, please pray that Lucy will still be available and we will be approved. She's small enough for me to handle (as I will have to be her primary care-giver, as I am Mr. Emprire's). I'm hopeful enough that I just ordered dog food, so ...

I do think I can handle a 7-yo chiweenie(?), and since she was raised in an apartment and here will have a back yard, hopefully if we get her she will be happy here.

Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (vluYu)

163 125
It's the CAT scan they have to do every half hour.

more a cat monitor, actually.

Posted by: yep, it's a cat at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (sGtp+)

164 I think pot legalization was a conspiracy between the Dems and Taco Bell...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (HwiWi)

165 Biden is more in the episodic loss of facilities phase. Eventually they episodes will get longer and longer.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump

Witnessed this with the paterfamilias. Stressful situations often triggered episodes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:32 PM (LPLH0)

166 158 No way this guy debates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:30 PM (JCrfD)

_________


Biden Didn't Kill Himself in the Next 13 Days.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 07:32 PM (S+sVl)

167 I do think I can handle a 7-yo chiweenie(?), and since she was raised in an apartment and here will have a back yard, hopefully if we get her she will be happy here.
Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (vluYu)
--------
Good luck!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2020 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

168 Chiweenie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:32 PM (cI3Q7)

169 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2020 07:32 PM (arJlL)

170 >Make one where he promised during the primary campaign that his administration would cure cancer.


reminds me that John Edwards- son of a meel worker- promised that if Kerry were elected, people like Christopher Reeve were gonna get up out of their wheelchairs and walk again

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (iTXRQ)

171 Initially, I don't think this was their plan. He was supposed to be the likable, elder statesman to put the Moderates at ease. But the reexamination of Biden's political record and, more so, his public decline has been so rapid that I think their war-gaming has dictated the scenario you envision. They're making lemonade out of lemons and simply lack any sugar.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2020 07:26 PM (HhXSr)


A second factor, I suspect, is that they've failed to grasp that the MSM cannot provide cover for Biden the way they used to cover for Democrats. The word is out, and they can't stop it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (GRbI+)

172 156 That is a direct result of legalizing pot. It attracted the people who it could be predicted to attract.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:21 PM (jK8Z7)

Pot was put on the ballot to bring out voters who would throw Colorado to Obama.
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 07:30 PM (4JM5Y)


And then it attracted people from the other 49 states who just wanted to get Rocky Mountain High. Permanent Democrat Majority.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (jK8Z7)

173 Whenever I see Sundown Shithead Joe wearing his mask, I think he is the biggest pussy in the world.

He looks weak


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (ufFY8)

174 Biden reminds me of the Leader in Woody Allen's Sleeper. They will render him inert and wheel him out for July 4.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (EZebt)

175 It's the CAT scan they have to do every half hour.

Actually, it's a laser pointer.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (v16oJ)

176
Since Mr. Empire is disabled and loves dogs, please pray that Lucy will still be available and we will be approved. She's small enough for me to handle (as I will have to be her primary care-giver, as I am Mr. Emprire's). I'm hopeful enough that I just ordered dog food, so ...

----------

So we hope you get to enjoy each other.

To be a Pet Moron is to achieve the highest state of pet existence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 07:33 PM (mht8P)

177 No way this guy debates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:30 PM (JCrfD)



Joe Biden: I don't do that and I'll tell you why. My dad, told me when I was a boy that if I did that I'd grow hair on the palm of my head. So I never did it. No joke.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 07:34 PM (2rJmn)

178 Antifascistische - Biden

https://twitter.com/i/status/1306022175581773825

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:34 PM (pGnDm)

179
It does give me a bit of solace to know that they had four fucking years to come up with a candidate and he's the best they could do.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

=========

2024 is going to be insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 07:34 PM (G51Gf)

180 The sexual assaulter theme, as legit as it might be, ace, kind of gets negated by the over-arching "sundowning, entering dementia" theme, dontcha think?

To the extent it reminds/educates anyone about what a loathsome slime this guy is, and has always been, OK, but he's no longer scary, except as someone in a position of any responsibility.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

181 Chiweenie is a cross between a chihuahua and a dachshund. That's what John thinks she is, but she doesn't have the erect ears, so I'm less certain. She's about the right size, though.

Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:35 PM (vluYu)

182 It's interesting that the states showing any increase in Wuflu at all are the states that are masked up.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 07:35 PM (JKNZq)

183
Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:31 PM (vluYu)

=========

If they don't give you that dog they're a bunch of Emily Gulches.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (G51Gf)

184 Trump plays hardball.

And he punches below the belt.

No holds barred.

He clips the quarterback.

He plays dodgeball with wrenches.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (HEEq1)

185
Wait, that was Almira Gulch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (G51Gf)

186 "Tengo Na Minchia Tanta"

I'm using the chicken to measure it!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (B/Jpr)

187 Huh, for anyone else who did not know a Chiweenie is a Chihuahua and Dachshund cross.

They are supposed to be 'spunky'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (cI3Q7)

188 @Sock Money, since you used the word paterfamilias, it brings to mind my great-great-grandfather, who was the last living Confederate veteran in Florida. He died just before I was born, but the image I have in my mind from old pictures was kind of an old feeble guy. My uncle recently corrected me and said, Oh, no. He was the paterfamilias right up to the end. Worked the farm until he was in his 90's and had to slow down, but he still ran the operation until he passed (at 109).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (jK8Z7)

189 Where's Ducklo?

Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (nFwvY)

190 182 Chiweenie is a cross between a chihuahua and a dachshund. That's what John thinks she is, but she doesn't have the erect ears, so I'm less certain. She's about the right size, though.
Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:35 PM (vluYu)

Sounds good. If you like her, what else matters?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (cI3Q7)

191 Good God Zombie, put some pants on.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (LPLH0)

192 Ii hope he debates. I hope he debates. I really, really hope he debates.

I promise I will never ask for another Christmas present as long as I live if he debates.

Come on, man! You know it will be a ratings bonanza.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (wNG0R)

193 Joe Biden diddles kids:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305676635438493704

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (pGnDm)

194 >It does give me a bit of solace to know that they had four fucking years to come up with a candidate and he's the best they could do.


Joe is a sacrificial lamb, supposed to lose, so the far-left wing of the Party can say 'see? the old ways are dead. we're taking over the show now.'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

195
No way this guy debates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

=======

That's the question the next Fox interviewer should ask Ducklo or whoever. "Will you commit to three debates?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (G51Gf)

196 Trump's wine mom, first wives' club problem has to be addressed.

The creepy biden stuff should work. obvs. If we can actually get it in their face.

Another thing is Biden's anti-school choice, dependency on his teacher union overlords. just found a biden video on that.

The teleprompter ad might help but the fairer sex may just think that turmp talk bad too.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at September 16, 2020 07:38 PM (Q8s1t)

197 >>Trump plays hardball.

>And he punches below the belt.

>No holds barred.

>He clips the quarterback.

>He plays dodgeball with wrenches.



He'll spit on you

He'll fuck your mom

He'll smoke while huffing gas

He was the punkest fuckin' President I ever did see...

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 07:38 PM (OnsG4)

198 183 It's interesting that the states showing any increase in Wuflu at all are the states that are masked up.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 07:35 PM (JKNZq)

I don't use this one much, as it might confuse cause and effect. Who was the guy James Taranto used to cite from the NYT, about crime being down despite more police on the streets?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:38 PM (jK8Z7)

199 Joe is a sacrificial lamb, supposed to lose, so the far-left wing of the Party can say 'see? the old ways are dead. we're taking over the show now.'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)


and now it is time to rumble, baby!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 07:38 PM (2C38g)

200 192 Good God Zombie, put some pants on.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Hey, I'm wearing Speedos. You just can't see 'em. But I guarantee they're in there somewhere.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)

201 Huh, for anyone else who did not know a Chiweenie is a Chihuahua and Dachshund cross.

They are supposed to be 'spunky'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:36 PM (cI3Q7)

and taste great in a tortilla!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 16, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

202 I'm going to a Trump rolling rally on Friday.

Anyone have any suggestions for signs to stick on the car? Have to keep it family-friendly...

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 16, 2020 07:39 PM (R1Dk8)

203 Maybe that ad is verboten on FoxNews too?

George Soros. George Soros. Assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 07:40 PM (FGbUr)

204 I promise I will never ask for another Christmas present as long as I live if he debates.

Come on, man! You know it will be a ratings bonanza.
Posted by: Just Lily

You won't want a Singing Telegram ?

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)

205 Joe is a sacrificial lamb, supposed to lose, so the far-left wing of the Party can say 'see? the old ways are dead. we're taking over the show now.'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)


^^this. The goal is to tear down the system so that the Socialists can become the true opposition party (and the Communists will use the "Democratic Socialists" as a front, like the Bolsheviks used the Mensheviks and like the Ayatollah used Bani-Sadr.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:40 PM (jK8Z7)

206 201 192 Good God Zombie, put some pants on.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Hey, I'm wearing Speedos. You just can't see 'em. But I guarantee they're in there somewhere.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)


Why. Just why.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:40 PM (s4dNo)

207 203 I'm going to a Trump rolling rally on Friday.

Anyone have any suggestions for signs to stick on the car? Have to keep it family-friendly...
Posted by: squeakywheel


Trump 2020: For the Children

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (HEEq1)

208 "64 FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)"



Wisconsin's commie s#i7bird governor has expressed his intent to do likewise.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (O7eE8)

209 'Good God Zombie, put some pants on.'

Overalls is the called for fashion.

Posted by: Crenshaw at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (B/Jpr)

210 Caesar North of the Rubicon

I think they discontinued that model awhile back. So sad. My grandfather went out and cut 3 to 4 cords of wood every year until he was 92. He stopped heating with wood when he was in his late 80's. My cousin and I shared 14 cords of nice tamarack after he passed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (LPLH0)

211 201 192 Good God Zombie, put some pants on.
Posted by: Sock Monkey



She's protecting her sexual identity.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (pGnDm)

212 You won't want a Singing Telegram ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)

Landshark, is that you?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (wNG0R)

213 Anyone have any suggestions for signs to stick on the car? Have to keep it family-friendly...
Posted by: squeakywheel at September 16, 2020 07:39 PM (R1Dk

23 Skiddoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:41 PM (cI3Q7)

214 sign the Trump petition to have Biden do a 4th debate with Trump and Joe Rogan. there won't be any debates but the more Biden has to chicken out of, the better.

Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

215 ''the homeless population has boomed
these grocery cart-pushing zombies are everywhere-
every fucking street corner there's some filthy disheveled fuck with a cardboard sign''


All over Columbus too. Pretty sure it's organized. Saw one get out of a car and take up his post at an exit off of Rt. 315 today. I decided he couldn't be that hard up as he had 2 armfuls of very colorful tattoos.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:42 PM (gLRfa)

216 64
FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

I was screaming about this Friday!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 16, 2020 07:42 PM (VNmG1)

217 >>I'm going to a Trump rolling rally on Friday.

>>Anyone have any suggestions for signs to stick on the car? Have to keep it family-friendly...

Trump 2020: Cause I'm Not A Fucking Idiot


My family swore a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

218
FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

-----------

What are you gonna do about it, people? Huh?

Obey!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 07:43 PM (mht8P)

219 Masks now, masks tomorrow, masks forever.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:43 PM (HwiWi)

220 >I was screaming about this Friday!
Posted by: Old Blue


I MISSED IT!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)

221

Sounds good. If you like her, what else matters?

=====

It's more if Mr. Empire likes her, but otherwise ... you're right, nothing else matters.

Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:43 PM (vluYu)

222 But there was a huge parade for Joe!

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
1306358069098680328
(22 sec. video)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (an7Mv)

223 As I understand from someone allegedly close to the campaign who posted anonymously online, Biden has good days and bad days. A "good day" in this context means that Joe can go longer before he starts to get loopy.

Last week you'll recall that Biden did an early morning 9:00 AM interview with some reporters. Immediately after that one of the heads of his campaign staff "put a lid on", meaning that there would be no more events for the next 24 hours.

That was evidently one of Joe's "bad days".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (a4MA3)

224 Joe is a sacrificial lamb, supposed to lose, so the far-left wing of the Party can say 'see? the old ways are dead. we're taking over the show now.'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)


I don't think so. Quite the contrary, I think that the establishment Democrats feared that Sanders or Warren would get a McGovernesque shellacking (with associated down-ballot shellacking), and thought/hoped they and the MSM could carry Biden across the finish line, or at least save their down-ballot candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (GRbI+)

225 Hit Beijing Biden hard with the China and Ukraine corruption, too.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (S+sVl)

226 I'm really waiting for Old Yeller Biden to pick his nose and eat it on live TV

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (M+Lyo)

227 re: masks. The only that will save us here in CA is if Newsom's hair gel catches on fire.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

228
Ack! Six weeks of political commercials.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (mht8P)

229 Joe has good days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (cI3Q7)

230 Netflix cancellations up 800% since Cuties

Meanwhile, Cuties is now the 4th most watched movie on Netflix.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (s4dNo)

231 I do think I can handle a 7-yo chiweenie(?), and since she was raised in an apartment and here will have a back yard, hopefully if we get her she will be happy here.

We have a chiweenie!! We love ours!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 07:45 PM (dUJdY)

232 Have to keep it family friendly:

TRUMP 2020. The child hair-sniffing perv is the other guy.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 07:45 PM (wNG0R)

233 Tinyurl.com/jivejoe

For a shortcut to Joe stammering on The View

Posted by: Scottst at September 16, 2020 07:45 PM (BUWyM)

234 "Meanwhile, Cuties is now the 4th most watched fapped movie on Netflix.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

FTFY

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (HEEq1)

235 Maybe by 2024, some of these people in the Dem party will actually die. it's insane.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (JKNZq)

236 Joe Biden Calls Patrick Star

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305664693936234496

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (pGnDm)

237 231 Netflix cancellations up 800% since Cuties

Meanwhile, Cuties is now the 4th most watched movie on Netflix.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (s4dNo)

Streisand effect certainly. I wonder if they track how many people start to watch something then stop part way through?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (cI3Q7)

238 All over Columbus too. Pretty sure it's organized. Saw one get out of a car and take up his post at an exit off of Rt. 315 today. I decided he couldn't be that hard up as he had 2 armfuls of very colorful tattoos.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:42 PM (gLRfa)


When I was in Omaha a few years ago I saw a shelter shuttle bus that took them to their spots and picked them up at the end of the day. Good hearted enablers, no doubt. On the positive side, I saw a man bring one of them into Burger King and buy him a meal, then sit down with him and eat it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (jK8Z7)

239 231 The new subscriptions by pedos probably help to offset the cancellations ...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (HwiWi)

240 face it people: if your governor has 'emergency powers', you have a would-be dictator

like CO Gov Polis, who I understand really knows his way around a penis

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (iTXRQ)

241 Meanwhile, Cuties is now the 4th most watched fapped movie on Netflix.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"




sure but it is the same 500 guys watching and rewatching.

Posted by: not so at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (vwLr1)

242 I think that the establishment Democrats feared that Sanders or Warren would get a McGovernesque shellacking (with associated down-ballot shellacking) ...

__________


I've been hearing a lot of conservatives say don't worry about mail and balloting because it's going to only be in blue states that Trump will lose anyway. (1) I'm not sure about that -- certainly swing states will try it; and (2) that could allow the dams to pick up Congressional and Senate seats down-ballot in those states.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (S+sVl)

243 Streisand effect certainly. I wonder if they track how many people start to watch something then stop part way through?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:46 PM (cI3Q7


They do. Since you can restart a movie you didn't finish and pick up right where you left off.

They have that data.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (s4dNo)

244 Defenders of Soros say you aren't allowed to criticize Soros because if you do it is anti-semitism, but,
Soros is a Jew in much the same way I am a ballerina.
Which isn't very much.

Posted by: navybrat's tender mercies at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

245 Why. Just why.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:40 PM (s4dNo)

Because some dumbass dared Zombie to do it, and the cbd took exception to it.


For the record, i only suggested she randomize the bad ones to troll us.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (VcFUs)

246

TRUMP 2020

No Habla Despacito

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (R1Dk8)

247 Empire1.. if you get her (i know you will) please send pics for the Pet thread. I would love to see her!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (dUJdY)

248 But there was a huge parade for Joe!

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
1306358069098680328
(22 sec. video)



Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (an7Mv)


More reporters covering the "parade" than actually in it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (2rJmn)

249 For the record, i only suggested she randomize the bad ones to troll us.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 07:47 PM (VcFUs)

So what you are saying is that this is your fault.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (cI3Q7)

250 Had a dentist appointment Monday in Murphy's Democratic Republic of NJ. Had to answer questions Friday. On Monday call from the parking lot and wait to be escorted to the door. Temperature check before they let you in.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (HwiWi)

251 Jackstraw for the win.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 07:49 PM (nFRLh)

252 COLORADO ! VOTE TRUMP FOR FREEDOM !!!

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

253 what you are saying is that this is your fault.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (cI3Q7)


Phrasing. In all honesty, if Zombie randomizes when the bad ones get replaced....yep.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 07:50 PM (VcFUs)

254 Let me see...

Peace deals
Big 10 football returns along with everyone else
Jobs bouncing back
Possible vaccine
Oh, yes...new seasons of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune

And Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are somehow going to win.

I will take ALL BETTING ACTION.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:50 PM (JCrfD)

255 I'm going to a Trump rolling rally on Friday.

>>Anyone have any suggestions for signs to stick on the car? Have to keep it family-friendly...

Trump 2020- Don't make America China.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2020 07:50 PM (WkPC9)

256 ''Good God Zombie, put some pants on.' ''

Wait. I thought we decided zombie was a girl. I must have missed something somewhere sometime.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (gLRfa)

257 251 Had a dentist appointment Monday in Murphy's Democratic Republic of NJ. Had to answer questions Friday. On Monday call from the parking lot and wait to be escorted to the door. Temperature check before they let you in.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (HwiWi)

In Lexington, mine about two months ago was sort of similar. Had to call from the parking lot (after filling out an online form at any time before the appointment.) Waited till they ssaid I could come up. They did a temp check and ran through the questionnaire. Went straight back to the room and rinsed with peroxide. The visit itself was normal. Then they had me leave straight back out and call from the car to pay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (cI3Q7)

258 And I got my, do not despair, fight back t shirt today.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (nFRLh)

259 Our doggeh is a chiweenie. Chihuahua dachsund mix.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (EZebt)

260 TRUMP 2020! El es el Hombre !!

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (zr5Kq)

261 I'm glad to see my contributions to the Trump campaign are actually being put to good use. I think Romney just pocketed them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (7AYcm)

262 Here's an issue with their continued lockdowns. A lot of ISPs had to do temp installs and fixes, because they were restricted from entering residences. Those are still in place and winter will be here soon. If they don't lift the lockdowns, there's going to be some significant issues with internet for some folks.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (JKNZq)

263 258 Oh right they did add the rinse before as well. But I payed in the way out.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (HwiWi)

264 Wait. I thought we decided zombie was a girl. I must have missed something somewhere sometime.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (gLRfa)

I think it is a fool's errand to try to figure out what zombie 'is'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (cI3Q7)

265 257 ''Good God Zombie, put some pants on.' ''

Wait. I thought we decided zombie was a girl. I must have missed something somewhere sometime.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (gLRfa


Dammit. Okay everyone. Declare your pronouns again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (s4dNo)

266 ''Trump 2020- Don't make America China.''

Don't let China make America China.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (gLRfa)

267 All over Columbus too. Pretty sure it's organized.
Saw one get out of a car and take up his post at an exit off of Rt. 315
today. I decided he couldn't be that hard up as he had 2 armfuls of
very colorful tattoos.

Posted by: Tuna

--------------
Same here. One has a regular post. Tattooed up one side and down the other. Large pile of garbage in the bushes just off to the side where he stands. I think some of them are panhandlers by day and "protestors" by night.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (Mm4NK)

268 Have Joe call Edwin Starr.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (RuIsu)

269 Nobody ever sees ads like the one at the top, except for a hardcore, distilled essence of conservative political junkies like us.

That's why I disregard such ads, unless the Trump campaign pays to show them to the general public.

Tree meet forest, kinda thing.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (Cssks)

270 I know. I actually contributed to the Romney campaign. I feel sick about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 07:53 PM (7AYcm)

271 TRUMP 2020 ! El es el hombre con Cajones !

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

272 People are talking at another site about: who was Nancy Pelosi's mentor?

Varying answers: one person said Byrd/Biden.
Another person responded, a bottle of scotch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2020 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

273 >>>Wait. I thought we decided zombie was a girl. I must have missed something somewhere sometime.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 07:51 PM (gLRfa)


She's a chameleon who hides her true identity well.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 07:53 PM (pGnDm)

274 Fiat justitia ruat caelum.

I have always liked that phrase.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:53 PM (cI3Q7)

275 Trump 2020 One Venezuela Is Enough

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (JCrfD)

276 Media bias boldly on display over Timber land bo ot wearing -- Harris vs Melania!

https://twitter.com/sirhottest/status/
1306314650431049728

no, i'm not sp@mming bo ot sales!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (an7Mv)

277 I think ads now are more to create buzz among supporters on social media. Trump rallies are his real strength.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (HwiWi)

278 empire1 - good luck and if so send in a picture please

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (OjZpE)

279 Zombie is a girl. I have it on good authority.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (7AYcm)

280 Friend of mine found a perfect t-shirt for me today.

Picture of Jesus on the cross, text up top saying "jesus loves you". Text on the bottom, "but i don't, so fuck off"

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (VcFUs)

281 Jewells45 --

Got any pics of yours? I'll send you the one I got from the pound of Lucy, if I can get your e-mail. I'm empire 0ne zero zero three at the hushmail dot com.

Posted by: empire 1 at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (vluYu)

282 Romney campaign couldn't get my buttons to me until after the election. I got my Trump 2020 flag within a week. Haven't figured out how to fly it yet since I don't have a flag pole.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (JKNZq)

283 Had a dentist appointment Monday in Murphy's Democratic Republic of NJ. Had to answer questions Friday. On Monday call from the parking lot and wait to be escorted to the door. Temperature check before they let you in.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 07:48 PM (HwiWi)

LOL

You aughta come to my Office.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (OVEfo)

284 Have Joe call Edwin Starr.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (RuIsu)


Richard Starkey: Don't have him call me.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (2rJmn)

285 280 Zombie is a girl. I have it on good authority.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (7AYcm


Bazongas verified?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (s4dNo)

286 I know. I actually contributed to the Romney campaign. I feel sick about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 07:53 PM (7AYcm)


Let us not dwell on the past. We all done thing we are not proud of . Haven't we ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

287 I just found out that yesterday our county health dept. passed a mask mandate effective 9/21.

What bullshit!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

288 Empire 1, good luck with your new rescue. My last stray died of old age about four years ago and I'd been resistant to getting another dog. I got Willy about a year ago from a foster organization and he's just a great, great friend.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (sWM8x)

289 If they don't lift the lockdowns, there's going to be some significant issues with internet for some folks.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 16, 2020 07:52 PM (JKNZq)

\
We are well on the way to "third world" problems being high on the list of things to worry about!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (2C38g)

290
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 07:54 PM (7AYcm)



SHUT UP.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

291 I voted for Romney in 2016. Is there any way that vote can be removed from my record?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (88xKn)

292 People are talking at another site about: who was Nancy Pelosi's mentor?

Fancy smooth talker. Horns, tail, weird feet. Name escapes me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (JCrfD)

293
Let us not dwell on the past. We all done thing we are not proud of . Haven't we ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5

I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)

294 Let us not dwell on the past. We all done thing we are not proud of . Haven't we ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

Still not sure about my vote for Dole. Considering the competition, he was not too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (cI3Q7)

295 This just in to the news desk. Scientist claim that since 2016 when Trump stole the election, gorebull enwarmening has increased 1000%. Science deniers point out that since most of the country set their hair on fire and keep pouring gasoline on it, that is responsible for the increase in global temperatures.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (VNmG1)

296 I don't think so. Quite the contrary, I think that the establishment Democrats feared that Sanders or Warren would get a McGovernesque shellacking (with associated down-ballot shellacking), and thought/hoped they and the MSM could carry Biden across the finish line, or at least save their down-ballot candidates.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2020 07:44 PM (GRbI+)


Joe is the nominee because Dem infighting prevented a consensus candidate. Again, I trace it back to Obamacare, which gutted the party of a lot of mid-level talent who would be positioned to take over. Instead you have the Old Guard, like Pelosi and Schumer, who are happy in their current positions, and the young radicals who are looking to seize power for themselves.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (sTnpX)

297 FUCKING COLORADO GOVERNOR JARED PENIS EXTENDED THE MANDATORY MASK ORDER ANOTHER THIRTY DAYS


Unmasked Flash-Mobs


Maskless Marches.

Maskless Peaceful Sit-Ins.


Walk past the fake Mask Sheriff at the grocery store. Peacefully. Make them grab you. They won't because most of them are cowards. But if they do, film everything.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (Bk0np)

298 I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)



You were young, you were in love..I get it.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

299 I am Joe's Teleprompter and I approved this message.

Posted by: Joe's Teleprompter at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (1qtpB)

300 I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)


*points*

Shame! Shame!!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (s4dNo)

301 @brainburp13

Do yourself a favor & delete this ... or not.

https://tinyurl.com/y6d6v4cw

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2020 07:57 PM (cF8AT)

302 my God.

Donald Trump Jr. has a lot of phone numbers.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (Bk0np)

303 280 Zombie is a girl. I have it on good authority.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


He wasn't that good. I've had better.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (HEEq1)

304 My parents wanted to retire to Colorado for years. Thanks to the left that dream had died now. Theyre planning to scout out South Dakota instead, hoping the real estate market is still favorable to their fixed income.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (+dsLj)

305 I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)

Hmmm. Voting against Ford or Reagan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (cI3Q7)

306 I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)



You were young, you were in love..I get it.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

It was really the Billy Beer.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (VcFUs)

307 That crudely animated, vulgar but funny webtoon from about 15 years ago, the one about George Washington, I wonder if someone has updated it for Trump. If not, why not.

Posted by: citizen at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (ldmQR)

308 >>>
And Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are somehow going to win.

I will take ALL BETTING ACTION.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 07:50 PM (JCrfD)

=====

And, The Mandalorian season 2 should be soon. (Not that I think it's great. Just that it's better than anything else on). And IMO, they should have cast Karl Urban in that role. They guy they have seems a little too beta.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (69XrE)

309 105
Thomas Bender: "I can't think of a more repugnant duo then these two jerk-offs."



I dunno. Obama/Hillary! would be pretty bad.



But Biden himself? Yeah. Worst. Candidate. Ever.



Thank you, DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
The funniest part is, he won the primary. The rest are all worse than he is. Fking unbelievable. I said he's be out of it by Labor Day, and apparently I was right.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (LBiyC)

310 Hmmm. Voting against Ford or Reagan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (cI3Q7)

I think that was against Ford.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM (OVEfo)

311 Next time someone needs to ask not does he use one, but "Who is writing Joe's teleprompter responses?" The question is has only two answers. One is a lie and the other is truth. And it would be nice to know who is putting wordy things in gampie Joe's mouf.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM (9dzlp)

312 My first presidential vote was for GHW Bush. He lost to a trailer trash horndog...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (HwiWi)

313 311 Hmmm. Voting against Ford or Reagan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (cI3Q7)

I think that was against Ford.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:59 PM (OVEfo)

Hmmm. So 1980? *starts heating up the tongs*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)

314 Gina Haspel, Director CIA, lamented an investigation into CIA would be a nightmare.


https://twitter.com/i/status/1306235783406288898

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (pGnDm)

315 I voted for Romney in 2016

********

The only thing worse than voting for Romney in 2012 is voting for Romney in 2016.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Assuming My Own Gender at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (+dsLj)

316 @135
As I have noted several times, the people who are really in charge
(the people the Democrats work for) are Red Diaper Babies who know their
history. This is 1905, not 1917. They do not expect to win. Their goal
is to destroy the system. Cloward-Piven x 1000. Later on, they come
along with the answer. It's be the Mensheviks, to be overthrown later by
the Bolsheviks. This is scientific in their minds, how this stuff
works.
--------------------
On the one hand, the above was similar to my initial assumptions. On the other hand, we've got that whole "run through scenarios including the West Coast seceding if Trump wins again" thing.
In the immortal words of Mr. E. Fudd, "There's something vewy scwewy going on awound here!"

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (6hKzq)

317 ''Same here. One has a regular post. Tattooed up one side and down the other. Large pile of garbage in the bushes just off to the side where he stands. I think some of them are panhandlers by day and "protestors" by night.''

When I still drove to work I saw the same ones day after day at the exits and entrances to I-71. Pile garage by their feet. They used the bushes across the road as their potty. Stared one gal in the eye when I was stopped at a light one night. Saw her taking cash and crossing herself as if to thank God. Gave her the stink eye. She looked away. I said to myself "That's right. I got your number sister."

Luckily for me our local police don't let them past our city limits line.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

318 New thread - cookies in quarantine!

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (ExnWy)

319 Nood

Posted by: An Observation at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (oeb4i)

320 >>>I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)

=====

My third grade class held a student vote. Ford won 14-8. But to be honest, it could have been because there we're not that many Chevy guys in the class.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 08:00 PM (69XrE)

321 Nood and no that isn't a suggestion Zombie.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (LPLH0)

322 Mask fans, note that just today, the buffoon CDC director quadrupled down on his idiocy, of course not producing any new evidence of any kind that masks are effective in preventing transmission of any influenza-like virus, such as C19. His own agency published a meta-study just in late May summarizing 70 years of research showing no benefit.

There is very persuasive leak-based reporting that the WHO did its own volte face on masks based on .... nothing more than political pressure. The advisory experts had no evidence to change the standing recommendation that masks for the general populace were not advisable. According to the leaks, WHO changed their guidance anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (OTzUX)

323 In SC no doorway screening doorway entry. My Doc says "Just live your life."

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (L9P9s)

324 ''I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo) '

We all have our crosses to bear.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

325 The funniest part is, he won the primary.

Stop and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

TRUMP IS WILDLY UNPOPULAR. SO MUCH SO THAT WE THINK THIS GUY IS THE CHOICE TO EXPLOIT IT.

It's like the universe rolled Douglas Adams, Voltaire, and the Monty Python troupe into a joint and smoked it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (JCrfD)

326 zombie may or may not have participated in the CrossFit finals in the years 2010-2019.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:02 PM (slREg)

327 I unironically know zombie's stuff better than any NeoCon and TruCon propaganda outlet since I was in college.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 08:04 PM (slREg)

328 We found out Emperor Wolf has no power, but no word has come down to stop it yet.
The original law was 90days, he took it as his rule for life.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2020 08:05 PM (OjZpE)

329 Bill Gates resigned from the Board of Directors of both Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway on the very day Trump declared a national emergency to combat coronavirus.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/wwx9by9

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 08:08 PM (pGnDm)

330

Who did you contact to get a Trump 2020 flag?

Posted by: TeeJ at September 16, 2020 08:09 PM (PXKj8)

331 I voted for Carter.
He said he was going to make nuclear energy safe for America.

Didn't understand that by safe he meant - shut it down.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 08:10 PM (pGnDm)

332 I like this ad because it shows Joe Biden. This is the news that ABCNNBCBS hides from them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 08:11 PM (lqS30)

333 Always and only voted against socialism. No exceptions.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 08:14 PM (RuIsu)

334 "..is you provide the kind of help that knows teach people how to know how to know they may not know because if you could take it you were a quartermaster you can sure in health take care of running a you know department store uh thing you know or in the second floor of the ladies department you know I mean and so one of the things that and and by the way this whole notion of of dealing with the idea you know look but it explicitly would it's more helpful by the way you know..."

Posted by: Not a Real 1/4 Master (or corpse man) at September 16, 2020 08:19 PM (BBWrU)

335 And when Joe drops out in October how will this help motivate Americans to make the choice between America as Founded (TM) and socialism?

Posted by: Zek at September 16, 2020 08:22 PM (ZalkW)

336 Biden was ahead until the riots started. The dems are making the best of the mess they made. I dont want a debate because Trump has everything to lose and he fulfills his negative image when he argues with the press.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 16, 2020 08:34 PM (4vNgL)

337 Will certainly pray that Lucy comes home with you tomorrow, empire 1! Hope to see her pic in the Pet Thread soon.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 16, 2020 08:35 PM (5FCda)

338 Dang, it's like dunking on the homeless

Thank you, sir! May I have another!

Posted by: Epstein'sNoose at September 16, 2020 08:59 PM (ec6cx)

339 "Obama could make a speech w/o a teleprompter"

IKR? He can extemporaneously rattle off "I's", "me's", and "ummmmms" like a boss!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2020 09:07 PM (lUWc/)

340 >It does give me a bit of solace to know that they had four fucking years to come up with a candidate and he's the best they could do.


Joe is a sacrificial lamb, supposed to lose, so the far-left wing of the Party can say 'see? the old ways are dead. we're taking over the show now.'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 16, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

The problem with that theory is that it was the Establishment Dems that selected and backed him, not the leftists.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2020 09:14 PM (eoQWY)

341 I voted for carter the first time. Sigh and Ducks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)

Hmmm. Voting against Ford or Reagan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2020 07:58 PM (cI3Q7)

My first vote was against Carter and for Reagan. Almost my first political awakening was seeing a Carter foreign policy ad in 76 and shouting "YOU IDIOT"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2020 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

342 This is like two Dukakases in a Tank every week.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 16, 2020 09:21 PM (p7r9F)

343 Who was the last presidential candidate the dems could be even remotely honest about? I don't mean the usual phoney campaign promise lies. They put up fucking pathologically unfit America-hating reprobates that they have to aggressively gaslight and hide the truth about. Memory Unit Finger Fucking Graft Machine, Drunken Stroked-out Slaggy Crook, Cock Ravenous Commie of Indeterminate National Origin, Traitor F. Manwhore, Al "Chakra-Warming" Bore, Cigarfucker "BJ" Rapist, and on and on and on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2020 09:22 PM (lUWc/)

344 More please "When your enemy is wounded ,wound him some more "

Posted by: Rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at September 16, 2020 10:13 PM (sL87y)

345 Joe is supposed to get Kamala in. She could not win the primary. So they needed deception, and they needed the primary to end before the "people" had their say and the debates further exposed their candidates' radicalism. Biden's big win in the south to clinch was at the behest of the demagogue southern interest groups, who already had a public promise that they got the vice or de facto presidential candidate. Big tech and big finance both have supported her from early on, just as they supported Bambi. Harris is likewise their pet and was supposed to be the "me too" Bambi. At any rate, I have believed it was (back room) decided for Harris for three years now. Tulsi exposed Harris and Tulsi was excluded from all future debates, as a result, which eventually required the DNC to change the eligibilty rules on the fly.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 16, 2020 11:40 PM (XQ7Pe)

346 More please!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 16, 2020 11:41 PM (XQ7Pe)

347 Biden crime family ad too, please!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 16, 2020 11:44 PM (XQ7Pe)

348 Wish I saw that commercial last night. I would have had great dreams.

Posted by: JD at September 17, 2020 05:52 AM (NLEnr)

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