Sundown Joe's Sundown-O'Clock Follies

You know, the thing with the thing.

In an earlier post, I linked Kamala Harris giving everyone a head's up on Biden's health, saying that she was going to be leading "the Harris Administration" "with Joe Biden."

But later: Joe Biden made the same admission.

He also spoke of the "Harris-Biden Administration."

His sundowning got worse later, as usually happens with sundown syndrome:


He wants to "remote our veterans."

Yesterday he painfully struggled reading his teleprompter:

Biden's staff continues refusing to answer the question when asked if Sundown Joe is being fed answers through a teleprompter in "interviews" with the press:

Add that to Dick-Ridin' Ducklo's refusal to answer Bret Baier's identical question.

This last one, from over the weekend, isn't a Sundowning problem so much as just a Democrat pulling a Hillary Clinton and accidentally admitting what Democrats really believe: when asked why Obama voters flipped in 2016 to vote for Trump, Biden said it was due to Trump's "racist dog-whistles."

In other words, he just called millions of people who voted for the "Obiden" ticket in 2008 and 2012 racists, because they didn't keep on voting blue no matter who.


Posted by: Ace at 06:36 PM




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1 Teleprompter Joe

Posted by: filbert at September 15, 2020 06:38 PM (NiXyF)

2 first?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 15, 2020 06:38 PM (Oka5v)

3 Hat trick denied!

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 15, 2020 06:38 PM (Oka5v)

4 Amazing.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:38 PM (SWbVS)

5 Still no worse than 50/50 this pudding-head manages to get to 270+ EV on 11/3, which tells you all you need to know about how utterly screwed we are.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 15, 2020 06:39 PM (DU2N9)

6 Hat trick denied!
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 15, 2020 06:38 PM (Oka5v)


Sorry about that. Pure dumb luck.

Sorta like Sleepy Joe being nominated for Pres.

Posted by: filbert at September 15, 2020 06:39 PM (NiXyF)

7 When Joe says up the ante, he means UP THE AUNTIE!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

8 what in the world is he trying to say with that ladies department store comment?

Posted by: IC at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

9 And nearly half the country will vote for his room temperature jello brain...

Posted by: Mishdog at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (yo1en)

10

Form Testudo!

Posted by: Centurion Jones at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (d6DSt)

11 Plugs need a vid with him clubbing with AOC. Old money guy, hanging with short skirt burgers, handing out Benjamin's on the velvet rope line.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (E7vND)

12 Biden, the Finest Orator of the Age!

Posted by: NBC at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

13 These are great. My favorite, still, is the " Biden Outtakes" you had a few days back, ace. Would you consider posting that again??

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)

14 Ho. Lee. Sheet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (Rk6Cp)

15 "If you were a sailor you could sure sell women's panties." - Joe

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

16 8 what in the world is he trying to say with that ladies department store comment?


You know... he loves the Ladies

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (Zmnko)

17 Biden told the truth about democrats, they are racists. Except for the ones who vote for the republican candidate.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (XhWtx)

18 When Joe says up the ante, he means UP THE AUNTIE!


I think you put your finger on the truth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

19 I want to hate on him, but it's hard to throw the poo at the pitiful, hateful old man who doesn't have a family that loves him.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (OQcPl)

20 Couldn't possibly be anythig but racism. There are no other possible reasons.

Posted by: CMU VET at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (SYVOv)

21 After lunch, old Joe's IQ drops to turnip level.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (o2MD2)

22 I might be a mean bastard but halfway through the debate I want him crying in a balled up position.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (OjZpE)

23 Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?"

Now that's some authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (jbF6h)

24 9 And nearly half the country will vote for his room temperature jello brain...
Posted by: Mishdog at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (yo1en)

Yeah, and on both coasts. Mostly.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (bCLt0)

25 "Kamala Harris giving everyone head"? Where does the line start?

Posted by: a.moron at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (bjCNA)

26 I still can't believe what I'm seeing, and have to conclude the most likely scenario here is either A. They're letting Biden twist in the wind, knowing he's going to lose, and they can prepare for 2022 and 2024, or 2. They're gonna kill him before the election.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (hku12)

27 We need to call the Quartermaster to figure out what he is saying. Currently there is a problem in the ladies dept.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

28 Kamala giving a heads up.clever ace.

Posted by: f'd at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (FG6i1)

29 Jesus.. no wonder the libs are angry. THIS is their candidate. Pathetic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

30 But 25th Amendment Trump!!!

Posted by: Never Trumpers at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (Ojki1)

31 what in the world is he trying to say with that ladies department store comment?
Posted by: IC at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (a0IVu)
.........

That military training is perfect for selling women's undergarments?

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

32 Biden seems to have two speeds-faster and aggressive when they've got him doped up on something and slooooooow Joe such as in the clip where's he's standing in front of a field.
If there are going to be any lives debates they'll have to move up the time to earlier in the day after he's taken the drugs or remote where they can get the questions in advance and pipe in the answers to him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (WkPC9)

33 Trump needs to insists that the debates begin at 9:00pm.

Well after sundown.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (3D/fK)

34 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (SWbVS)

35 HOW BIDEN'S CONFUSION CHALLENGES OUR PRECONCEPTIONS AND THAT'S GOOD

Posted by: VOX at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

36 God forbid if Sundown were to win and someone gave him the nuclear codes... Joe would think he'd been given the numbers he should play for the Powerball.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (xXx5y)

37

They both called it the Harris-Biden administration?

Then its already been decided.

Senile has enough trouble just getting an idea straight, much less try to head-fake the public.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

38 From the sidebar - David Frum on the explicitly racist, explicitly anti-White trash known as "Critical Race Theory"...

...it's more useful and interesting than many of its critics contend...

Well pardon me, Mr. Self-Appointed Guardian Of What All "Right-Thinking" "Christians" Are To Believe, but how, precisely, is suggesting that "All White People Are RACIST!" is in any fucking way "useful" or "interesting"?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (DU2N9)

39 Where's the clip of Kamalia under his desk?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (3XdZI)

40
The only think to say to Mr. Trump is:
I like breaded pork chops

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (t6XCL)

41 Mr. Biden, please stop sniffing the wigs.

Posted by: Ladies Department Manager at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (786Ro)

42 The DNC paid good money to get the cream of their crop the nomination. Or, to keep Bernie from getting it. One or the other.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (DvZ7f)

43 Man, I've seen staggering drunks that spoke more intelligently and clearly than that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (o2MD2)

44 When Joe says up the ante, he means UP THE AUNTIE!
--------

I think you put your finger on the truth.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 06:41 PM (yQpMk)


I think you mean up the truth.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (hku12)

45 I don't think Joe's personal Recovery Summer ever arrived.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (ch6++)

46 what in the world is he trying to say with that ladies department store comment?
Posted by: IC at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

When I read a quote from a Biden speech, I can't tell if it is from The Bee or real.

Posted by: tbodie at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (0jR9T)

47 Willowed repost:

I suspect there are a lot of temporary treatments for sundowning that are not used in general because they would wreak havoc on a person if used every day (like meth.)

So I wonder if they are planning to meth him up and have him look great in the debates, and this is all about lowering expectations so that when he looks OK people think they were gaslighted and gropin Joe is fine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (LWu6U)

48 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (SWbVS)


She is short. You can rest your beer on top of her head.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

49 Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (SWbVS)

So that's your reason for voting for her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (WkPC9)

50
Sounds like a one-hit wonder from the 70's.

"And now with their hit song 'Sniff My Candy' --
The Harris-Biden Administration!!"


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (Bk0np)

51 I'm gonna tell you lying sons a bitches once ant for all that the...uh....thing...with the Trump person is...uh...smells like potatoes and will continue to do so. Don't try me punks.

#Biden2025

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (nYRaQ)

52 You want to impress me Biden? Put on your own socks. Dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Ad2mZ)

53 Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?"
=-------
I remember being amused in one department store where they put the sexy lingerie department right next to the baby clothes department. As if they were saying, "If you wear *this*, you're going to get *this*."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Rk6Cp)

54 Form Testudo!
.......

Rendezvous in the Junior Miss aisle for instruction!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

55 Ladies' Department Quartermaster 1st Class Joe "Joe" Biden reporting for doody



you'd have to be brain dead to vote for this wheeze

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (iTXRQ)

56 The quartermaster has nothing with the store, he's up on the bridge. Hell if he wants a pack of smokes he calls the ship's serviceman.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (XhWtx)

57 32- same thought, corollary is, whatever they're hyping him up on is going to kill him (already popped an eye blood vessel). It really is elder abuse at this point.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (B+YLl)

58
Staggering is a few shots before you've had enough to be havering like ol' Joe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (jbllq)

59 8 what in the world is he trying to say with that ladies department store comment?
Posted by: IC at September 15, 2020 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

I think that's something about vets and jobs. Hard to say.

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Zm+LZ)

60 This is Clockwork Orange territory. Even LIV America ain't this easy.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (nFRLh)

61 They both called it the Harris-Biden administration?

Then its already been decided.

Senile has enough trouble just getting an idea straight, much less try to head-fake the public.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)


She had enough damn sense to correct herself though.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (hku12)

62
48 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (SWbVS)

She is short. You can rest your beer on top of her head.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (yQpMk)


Has that " little woman" complex.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

63 There's also more.

The cocktail of drugs they have him on make him very sensitive to light.

Notice how dark the sets are where he's interviewed?

And then, outside, in the sun, he has trouble reading the teleprompter because he can't SEE the teleprompter!

And it's always a day off after EVERY 20-minute public event.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (aO8Gd)

64 ' but it's hard to throw the poo at the pitiful, hateful old man who doesn't have a family that loves him. '

No. He, Pelosi, Schumer, the whole lot get no sympathy from me. F 'em.

Posted by: f'd at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (FG6i1)

65 Save your sympathy for a more worthy object.

Biden's a nasty, corrupt, vile, stupid grifter, nothing more. Surrounded by the same.

McCain was much nastier, in more situations, at the time, but years around Biden were enough to know what garbage he is. And he was much worse in smaller settings, like the Foreign Relations committee, where I didn't spend time, according to long-time veterans there.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 06:47 PM (OTzUX)

66 Biden has always been a repugnant thug of a politician, I want this POS to lose in a landslide.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 06:47 PM (RGRr5)

67 66 Biden has always been a repugnant thug of a politician, I want this POS to lose in a landslide.

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2020 06:47 PM (Zmnko)

68 He has 13 days to get out of the debate.

Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 06:47 PM (Q3ZwH)

69 >> Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.
Posted by: Bosk

Those are calluses and I put them there.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (0FTCx)

70 Win or lose , Sundown is going to get one final sniff: the Scalia Pillow.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (xXx5y)

71 >>I think you put your finger on the truth

We can digit!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (bgBQ/)

72 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkcaeoGTlig

The Biden campaign anthem?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (SSJSf)

73 49 Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (SWbVS)

So that's your reason for voting for her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (WkPC9)

A simple plan. Vote for the biggest breasteses.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (bCLt0)

74 The cocktail of drugs they have him on make him very sensitive to light.


omg

Nancy must've turned him!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (j9HX3)

75 Joe is the Ensign Pulver of candidate's - you want to be able to like him but always wonder why doesn't he die in a fire instead of Mr. Roberts.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (nFRLh)

76 you'd have to be brain dead to vote for this wheeze

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (iTXRQ)


Well it is his demographic.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (LH/PE)

77 I heard a part of his speech today. He claimed that him and Barky lurved them some vets, and fixed the VA in 2014. I shut off the tv. It was either that or shoot it.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (VNmG1)

78 If Biden won't debate, maybe he should get Romney to stand in for him.

Hey, Mitt, want some....candy?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (DY3v8)

79 A simple plan. Vote for the biggest breasteses.

Or the biggest Boob and biden fits that nicely

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Zmnko)

80 The quartermaster has nothing with the store, he's up on the bridge. Hell if he wants a pack of smokes he calls the ship's serviceman.

- -

Dog faced pony soldier!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (2BgZB)

81 74 "The cocktail of drugs they have him on make him very sensitive to light."


omg

Nancy must've turned him!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (j9HX3)

So they're some of those old-school vampires that live forever but continue to age.

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Zm+LZ)

82 Biden will show up for the debates. Like Tony Montana on a three day 8-ball bender.

That's why Trump keeps saying there should be a drug test.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Ad2mZ)

83 The lying...uh dog-faced pony bastards are not going to do the thing and will continue to do so. That's final, punks.


#Harris/Bologna2022

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (nYRaQ)

84 Yeah, this is going to make people enthused to vote for Biden. And no, Harris enthused no one back during those pesky primaries. So swapping Joe for Kamala isn't going to get them an enthusiasm boost*. Maybe this is just "crash and burn" tactics of some 6D chess?


*Swapping Palin for McCain would have been utterly different.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 06:49 PM (cZjDV)

85 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (arJlL)

86 apparently Biden went off prompter a bit today, and said something super weird about some case of Beau's supposedly, and a military vet whose PTSD caused him to go on a crime spree?

vets on Twitter were HIGHLY pissed

Biden is - like most of the Dems - insane as well as senile

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (j9HX3)

87 Next door neighbor, the former skoolteacher with the Sundown Joe sticker on her minivan was out walking her 3 dogs today whilst sporting a Sundown Joe shirt.

Did I mention she's a radical-leftarded progressive who's been to protests? She's interesting to talk to and sounds fairly smart, but when she did talk to me about the Golden Scalp Weasel, she said if I heard that he was going to end Social Security. I laughed and told her that I hadn't heard that BS since Ronaldus Magnus was president and that the Demoprogs were really sounding desperate. She's never brought up politics again to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (HaL55)

88 @75...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v8)

89 does The Other Side even acknowledge that Biden has gone all milky in the filberts? or are they pretending he's just a regular guy running for President?


fuck we live in bizarre times

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (iTXRQ)

90 What if Jill is planning on being Joe's stand in and has a group of anti-Bernie DeepStaters supporting her?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (3XdZI)

91 Joe has a brain cloud.

Posted by: VOX at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

92 Biden Campaign Song

This works too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fxPDelW9uk

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (jbF6h)

93 "So that's your reason for voting for her?"

Oh heck no. I was just admiring. Totally harmless observation.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (SWbVS)

94 It is racist to vote Obama, but not Hillary?

That makes some sense actually ... many voted for Obama because of race ... or half-race, since Obama is half black, raised white and/or Indonesian. But still, racists chose Obama because he spoke well and had a nice crease ... For A Black Man. (that was the context, Biden himself made such fairly racist comments about Obama, iirc.)


Racist voters (choosing a black man because of color of skin, not content of character) ... paid a big price ... we hope those racists learned a lesson. Some did, when they voted Trump. But now Biden says "you ain't black, if you don't vote Dem" ... to punctuate just how racist the old molester is.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

95 Hiya JT

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (2BgZB)

96 That "ladies department" comment, I think there's a germ of a thought in there, but I'm kinda thinking the left is trying to attract young voters to go to the polls. Nobody under about 35 knows what a second floor ladies department is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:51 PM (hku12)

97 Nobody under about 35 knows what a second floor ladies department is.

- -

Gropin' Joe sure does.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 15, 2020 06:51 PM (2BgZB)

98 if he's standing, he's hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: x at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (nFwvY)

99
One nice thing about remote learning is that neither of the kids even knows who this mumbling dotard is. Without schoolteachers pushing politics, they don't even know his name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (jbllq)

100 2nd Floor, hardware, ladies' lingerie.

Oh, it's you Mr Tyler....going...down.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (DY3v8)

101 Joe's been sleeping with the record player on again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

102 Kamaal under the desk my ass, Joe was last that hard when O signed 'bamacare - there was a reason he said "this is a big fucking deal."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (nFRLh)

103 I look forward to joe spending the rest of his days pissing on himself in a 6th rate nursing home.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Xogdd)

104 Oh there is no doubt he will have a cocaine IV drip attached to his leg during the debates if they happen. Either that or an electrode up his backside.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 06:52 PM (r+sAi)

105 Has dude had a stroke?

The slurred speech is troubling.

I talked with a few of my bartending buddies the other day and we all agreed that we would cut off a person that slurred their words that way unless they were a regular that we knew to be handicapped.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 06:53 PM (rFYU2)

106 90 What if Jill is planning on being Joe's stand in and has a group of anti-Bernie DeepStaters supporting her?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (3XdZI)

Just as Mrs. Wilson stood in for her husband when he had a debilitating stroke (1919-1920)?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 06:53 PM (SSJSf)

107 dammit, somebody already got the record player reference.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 06:53 PM (Bk0np)

108 Maybe the secret reason Biden never appears after sundown is that he's actually a vampire.

The "sundowning" dementia act really has everyone fooled!

Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2020 06:53 PM (HEEq1)

109 He has had 2 brain surgeries IIRC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (r+sAi)

110 Presidential candidates at a debate normally and usually shake hands before it starts, and again, once it ends.

Trump needs to start things out with a Joy Buzzer in his palm. Taser has a few weeks to perfect the form, don't they?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (QzJWU)

111
88 @75...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v


Snape kills Dumbledore.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

112 I wanted to let ya'll know I went to visit my BIL who just had the surgery. I told him you morons had prayed for him and he wanted me to tell you thank you and all the prayers were much appreciated. He's doing fantastic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

113 General quarters!
Quartermaster to Women's Intimate Apparel, on the double.
Swabbies to the women's restrooms.
Engine room, full AC please!

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

114
People ask me, "Joe, what do you think of the ad where Martin Luther King kisses Ronald McDonald?"

I say, "There's nothing wrong with kissing a clown! C'mon, man, in California there used to be a chain, Jack Kennedy in a Box it was, where you placed your order with a clown. I LOVED that clown! Great kisser, great tongue action! Coulda been BETTER, though. Don't get me wrong, but it really needed hair to stoke and smell. Gawd, if they'd had that, I'da never eft their parking lot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2020 06:55 PM (pNxlR)

115 For the love of God, do not click on zombie's nic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:55 PM (Rk6Cp)

116 Jeebus, Joe is a trainwreck.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 06:55 PM (Rvt88)

117 I did not her, it's bullshit

I did not

Oh hi Mark

Posted by: Fun Stuff To Put on Biden's Teleprompter at September 15, 2020 06:55 PM (DY3v8)

118 115 For the love of God, do not click on zombie's nic.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:55 PM (Rk6Cp)

Learned that a while back.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

119 2020 -
The election cycle where the curtain slipped and it became clear that the voting public was just the formality used for the appearance of democracy.

I mean, we saw with the Clinton nomination that the public had nothing to do with the dem primary. And even with the ofumbles nomination before that, but at least there they could argue that he gamed the system.

Now, it is pretty clear that the dem power brokers picked Biden, realized they screwed up, and figure to pull a switch sometime after he is voted in. So they want the public to vote for a chit, which they will then replace with a real politician. And meanwhile they are putting on this sick elder-abuse pantomime.

What percentage of these dem assholes on TV and behind the scenes really think a Biden presidency is good for the country?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (LWu6U)

120 Nobody under about 35 knows what a second floor ladies department is.

- -

Gropin' Joe sure does.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 15, 2020 06:51 PM (2BgZB)


Well so do I!

I'm not going to stone him for THAT.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (hku12)

121 115 For the love of God, do not click on zombie's nic.

OMG, It's Jharles Chonson!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (jbF6h)

122 The Biden campaign has become the mostly peaceful protest reported in front of the inferno. We can all see Biden is a demented old man who is not up to the job but the campaign will call him a nice pleasant competent accomplished pol.


He is nothing but a hack who is past his sale by date. He was a terrible selection to be vice president 12 years ago. TFG was elected despite Biden being on the ticket.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (0OmEj)

123 Joey Bidet needs to just fade away. Not as President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (bEyTA)

124 If Trump wins, how many weeks till Joe disappears from public view, never to be seen again?

Hell...if Biden wins, how many weeks till Joe disappears from public view, never to be seen again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (3D/fK)

125 I'm sure that the raging youth are thrilled by the octagenarian white guy on the dem ticket.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (DvZ7f)

126 "You don't have to do this, Joe."

- former POTUS SCOAMF

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (Bk0np)

127 115 For the love of God, do not click on zombie's nic.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


That's all it is, really -- just a tiny little nick. Somewhere in there. I think.

Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (HEEq1)

128 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

129 ...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v


Snape kills Dumbledore.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
-----
Ilsa goes off with Victor Laszlo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Rk6Cp)

130 I'm a tad unclear why he's got a mask on in some clips and is bald-faced in others.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (ySswD)

131 RAMMING SPEED!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (iTXRQ)

132 TOP. MAN.

God help us.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

133 #115: only noobs click on a zombie link.


And those with really San Francisco kinks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (cZjDV)

134 130 I'm a tad unclear why he's got a mask on in some clips and is bald-faced in others.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (ySswD)

So is he, but he's learned to not worry about this sort of thing.

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Zm+LZ)

135 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.
Posted by: Bosk

'Vote for my tits'...she'd win the HQ Precinct

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (xXx5y)

136 He has had 2 brain surgeries IIRC.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (r+sAi)
.......

Both in 1998. On opposites sides of his brain.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

137 Is it true that ducklo has stage 4 lung cancer?

Posted by: Bullshit Durham at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (GIeZO)

138 IF Joe DOES win and they make the switch between Election Day and Inauguration Day, isn't that "bait & switch?" Wouldn't the people who voted FOR Biden have a case that they were disenfranchised?
Wouldn't Trump have recourse?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (HrMC1)

139 Hell...if Biden wins, how many weeks till Joe disappears from public view, never to be seen again?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

They'll call it in, just like RBG.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (Rvt88)

140 129 ...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v


Snape kills Dumbledore.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
-----
Ilsa goes off with Victor Laszlo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Rk6Cp)

===========

John McClane is already dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (UWqZJ)

141 Hairless Joe 2020

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (O+AcM)

142 Just waiting to hear the excuse as to why Biden won't debate Trump.

LIESSSSS!!!!! ?
Corona?

I really want the debates to happen. I'll probably even watch instead of waiting for clips.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (9hauA)

143 Maybe the secret reason Biden never appears after sundown is that he's actually a vampire.

The "sundowning" dementia act really has everyone fooled!
Posted by: zombie


Some people like vampires ... Like all the tweens that paid to see Twilight movies ...

Please don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: Adriane the Twilight is for Astronomy Not a Movie Critic ... at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (LPnfS)

144 88 @75...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v


Snape kills Dumbledore.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)


Bruce Willis is dead.

It's a dude.

She gets on the plane.

Ironman dies.

There, that ought to just about cover it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)

145
I imagine it must rankle the schoolteachers that they have to rein in the indoctrination because twenty different moms & dads might be in the room.

How are you going to tell Johnny that slicing off his wee-wee and joining Antifa is the best way to be stunning and brave, if his dad might be listening?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (jbllq)

146 @121
And you don't even want to know where he's hiding the bicycle seat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (RGRr5)

147 San Francisco

The real dog and pony 'treat.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (bEyTA)

148 ...
Now, it is pretty clear that the dem power brokers picked Biden, realized they screwed up, and figure to pull a switch sometime after he is voted in.
...
Posted by: Gentlemen


I kinda think they picked Harris early on, but she performed so poorly with voters in the primary that they concocted this nonsense to sneak her in the back door.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (OQcPl)

149 No way he makes it to the election. He's too far gone.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (sWM8x)

150 140 129 ...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v


Snape kills Dumbledore.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
-----
Ilsa goes off with Victor Laszlo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Rk6Cp)

===========

John McClane is already dead.

============


ROSEBUD IS A SLED!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

151 The mask is a brilliant move on his keepers part. I can't understand a word he is saying. My hearing sucks but with out the mask everyone else with perfect hearing would not be able to understand a single sentence.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (ZTDnL)

152 140 129 ...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v


Snape kills Dumbledore.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
-----
Ilsa goes off with Victor Laszlo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Rk6Cp)

===========

John McClane is already dead.


Clint Eastwood was really the avenging spirit of the dead sheriff all along.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (jbF6h)

153 That gigantic roach that crawled all over him yesterday still has me sorta freaked out. I know we have ones that big down here, but you coulda put a saddle on that one yesterday and rode him back to the roach barn.

Rats running from TFG's podium and flies landing on his face that they didn't even bother to edit from an interview and now Sundown has a chihuahua-sized cockaroach trying to sniff his hair. Disease-carrying vermin certainly appear to know their own kin, don't they?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 06:59 PM (HaL55)

154 I kinda think they picked Harris early on, but she performed so poorly with voters in the primary that they concocted this nonsense to sneak her in the back door.

-

I love the social commentary on the success of black women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (ySswD)

155 >...well, thank you for ruining my viewing of Mr Roberts!


Dr Evil is Austin's brother

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

156 I just made a doody In my pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (2N7oZ)

157 #119: and for the candidate switch the DNC picked a VP with all of the appeal of a fungal toenail clipping.


This should play well.

S/

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (cZjDV)

158 I'm a tad unclear why he's got a mask on in some clips and is bald-faced in others.

.....

Just wait until the debates when he wears a mask and they pipe in Morgan Freeman's pre-recorded voice as answers to the questions he gets in advance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (rFYU2)

159 Harris-Biden does roll off the tongue easier than Biden-Harris. Joe's handlers will use any help for Joe they can find.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (AMIL/)

160 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.
Posted by: Bosk


Link or it didn't happen.

That and are they natural or made by DuPont?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Kamala is not black

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

162 My grandmother had dementia. She lived with my mother and made life hell at night. I saw it.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (HwiWi)

163 I really want the debates to happen. I'll probably even watch instead of waiting for clips.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

We all do - but I am convinced there will be some sort of malarkey whereby Joe will never meet face to face with our beloved PDT.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (Rvt88)

164 General hindquarters. All hands man your panty stations!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

165
From the looks of things, his previous surgery was a cut-rate total brainiotomy performed by a mob doctor he was referred to by his son's coke dealer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 07:01 PM (jbllq)

166 >> Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.
Posted by: Bosk
.......

She probably got some new tits when she had her face done.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

167
LIESSSSS!!!!! ?
Corona?



Great song.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

168 IF Joe DOES win and they make the switch between Election Day and Inauguration Day, isn't that "bait & switch?" Wouldn't the people who voted FOR Biden have a case that they were disenfranchised?
Wouldn't Trump have recourse?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (HrMC1)


I really think they gotta kill him. They can't just say "oh, he can't hack it anymore." Before or after the election, I don't know which works better for them.

I think it would have to be after, then Hairass becomes more legit. But that's taking the risk that they can get there with him on the top of the ticket.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)

169 In his speech today talking about his love for the military and vets Slow Joe told a story about a vet in PA who used his truck to run down a woman and her dog, threw the woman in the back of the truck, drove her dead body to a remote location, sexually assaulted her and then went to the police and admitted what he did.

I guess it was supposed to be a PTSD story but damn, who told him that was a good idea?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

170 His face is covered...

And his voice sounds different...

But trust us, it's Biden at the podium.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (3D/fK)

171 If he does the debates, what kind of cheating will they engage in? I don't think he'll be able to keep up with any method. He'll mess it up.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (9hauA)

172 Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (HrMC1)


I really think they gotta kill him. They can't just say "oh, he can't hack it anymore." Before or after the election, I don't know which works better for them.

I think it would have to be after, then Hairass becomes more legit. But that's taking the risk that they can get there with him on the top of the ticket.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)


Without, I meant to say.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)

173 UUMMMMM...

Am I the only to notice that on the shelf behind Biden's campaign manager, there's a binder called "Paid Media"?

Posted by: Atlas Mugged at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (s6bQ5)

174 Hideous, shame be upon them all.

Posted by: Summer of Love at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (TMTT1)

175 On the plus side he's not making any gaffes anymore. A gaffe requires some semblance of coherent syntax, Joe's doing good to put a phrase together that makes sense.

It also makes it harder to mock the way he speaks. Before you could imitate his verbal diarhea, punctuated by brain farts encased in his tough guy insults.

Now you have to randomly generate words that possibly have some relation to the topic he's addressing, until they don't.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 15, 2020 07:03 PM (xd2/A)

176 General hindquarters. All hands man your panty stations!
Posted by: All Hail Eris


General hindquarters! All men hand your panty stations!

FIFY

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 07:03 PM (Rvt88)

177 Is Sundowning time-zone specific?

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:03 PM (r4Apu)

178 I guess it was supposed to be a PTSD story but damn, who told him that was a good idea?


yeah Jack honestly I think it's worth a post

really deeply strange

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 07:03 PM (j9HX3)

179 Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)


Without, I meant to say.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)


Oh hell, I twisted myself in knots and confused myself.

I shall set sail for the west now.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:03 PM (hku12)

180 Kamala is not black


But she plays one on tv.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (Bk0np)

181 Pretty clear they're going to hell
Whether we go with them is not

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (3XdZI)

182 Bruce Willis is dead.

It's a dude.

She gets on the plane.

Ironman dies.

There, that ought to just about cover it.



Ahem.

Posted by: Vader is Luke's Father at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

183 >>> Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?"

Now that's some authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 06:42 PM (jbF6h)

=======
(Obligatory)

Guy Smiley is right!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (69XrE)

184 He has had 2 brain surgeries IIRC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (r+sAi)

.......



Both in 1998. On opposites sides of his brain.


The donor brains were rejected both times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)

185 Did Joey tell Max Cleland to stand up ??

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (bEyTA)

186 Open call for any strong-fingered ettes who can get over here and rub the kinks out of my neck. Not a euphemism.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

187 Somewhere on the planet it's Sundown o'clock. Dribble.Your.Drink!

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (MIkxI)

188 Nah, if Joe wins, they keep him alive with drugs and CGI and body doubles. The real ruining of the country will be handled by a few select elites working in secret

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)

189 Did I mention she's a radical-leftarded progressive who's been to protests? She's interesting to talk to and sounds fairly smart, but when she did talk to me about the Golden Scalp Weasel, she said if I heard that he was going to end Social Security. I laughed and told her that I hadn't heard that BS since Ronaldus Magnus was president and that the Demoprogs were really sounding desperate. She's never brought up politics again to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 06:50 PM

I forget which Moron I'm stealing this from, bit you should ask her if she's heard about the Trump Dept. Of Ag's proposed new rule to ban pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (rBtIz)

190 169 Slow Joe told a story about a vet in PA who used his truck to run down a woman and her dog, threw the woman in the back of the truck, drove her dead body to a remote location, sexually assaulted her and then went to the police and admitted what he did.

Got to admit, that would make one hell of a country song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (jbF6h)

191 Am I the only to notice that on the shelf behind Biden's campaign manager, there's a binder called "Paid Media"?

Posted by: Atlas Mugged at September 15, 2020 07:02 PM (s6bQ5)


Yes. There's no way in Hell I'm paying close attention to ANYTHING that involves that campaign.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Meanwhile, you can be certain Hunter is doing whatever he can to bring about a long-lived Biden Presidency.

"I'll have Secret Service protection on my hooker and blow runs! I'll dare those cheap bitches and those punk dealers to try to cheat me then!"

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

193 Kamala is not black


But she did stay at a Somaliday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (rFYU2)

194 >>yeah Jack honestly I think it's worth a post

>>really deeply strange

I was sitting there listening to him and my head did the Golden Retriever 10 degree tilt. I couldn't believe what was coming out of his mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)

195 legalinsurrection.com/ federal judge rules pennsylvania governors covid-19-shutdown unconstitutional

Free at last, free at last

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (OjZpE)

196 The boat sinks and he drowns

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (iTXRQ)

197 #178: Biden never had a filter and as he goes on he gets even more the fully automatic gaffe machine.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (cZjDV)

198 If there is a debate Trump should circle in behind Sundown and give him a Depends wedgie.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (xXx5y)

199 It was Barzini all along

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

200
Got to admit, that would make one hell of a country song.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (jbF6h)


I was drunk
The day I ran
Over a woman.

Then I made love
To her dead body
In the RAAAAIIIIINNNNN.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

201
What percentage of these dem assholes on TV and behind the scenes really think a Biden presidency is good for the country?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2020 06:56 PM (LWu6U)

Not for a single second, was this a consideration.

Realize that most Democrats are closer to the Chinese Communist Party position more than the Repub position.

Not kidding.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

202 Biden wouldn't qualify to sell Ginsu knives or tar in a tube. Forget his abysmal record on every major policy decision, he can't make a simple declarative statement.

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (v16oJ)

203 no wait- make that 'freezes', then sinks

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (iTXRQ)

204 They're actually the same person.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

205 That and are they natural or made by DuPont?

Are they live or Mammorex?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)

206 Got to admit, that would make one hell of a country song.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Nothing about Mama nor trains ...

Posted by: Adriane the Twilight is for Astronomy Not a Movie Critic ... at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (LPnfS)

207 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.
Posted by: Bosk
.......

She probably got some new tits when she had her face done.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

No doubt, she's had some quality work done. I'm not even joking a little. Whoever did her face is a top notch pro. No doubt the knocker job is as well.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (hku12)

208 Henry Hill turns rat and ends up livin' like a schnook.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (jbF6h)

209

Victor Lazlo sodomizes Snape.

Posted by: Kinky Jones at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (d6DSt)

210 200
Got to admit, that would make one hell of a country song.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (jbF6h)

I was drunk
The day I ran
Over a woman.

Then I made love
To her dead body
In the RAAAAIIIIINNNNN.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Necrophilia Road

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

211 Kameltoe is %50 Asian Indian , lesser # Jamaican and a even lesser # Irish the way I heard it.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (OjZpE)

212 February 1988, while he was alone in a hotel room, Biden felt a sharp, stabbing pain at the back of his neck. Biden wrote that the pain was was like nothing he had ever experienced and he lay unconscious on the floor for five hours after it occurred. The next day he was rushed to Walter Reed.
There he underwent a lifesaving, six-hour surgical procedure to fix an aneurysm that had begun leaking at the base of his brain.
In May of 1988, Biden underwent a second operation to repair another aneurysm on the opposite of his brain.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

213 legalinsurrection.com/ federal judge rules pennsylvania governors covid-19-shutdown unconstitutional

Free at last, free at last
====

As PA is trying to ram through legislation to criminalize not wearing a mask.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (iydjf)

214 Still, Biden's the perfect candidate to represent the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

215 I was drunk
The day I ran
Over a woman.

Then I made love
To her dead body
In the RAAAAIIIIINNNNN.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:06 PM

Country song or Hemmingway novel?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (rBtIz)

216 @168
If Joe somehow wins, the machinations to oust him will begin a nano second after the electoral college result is certified in early January.

I'm pretty sure it will be Biden willingly riding off into the sunset with Jill and a bags of two dollar bills.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (RGRr5)

217 I was drunk

The day I ran

Over a woman.



Then I made love

To her dead body

In the RAAAAIIIIINNNNN.


And I'll never have that recipe a-GAAIIINNNN

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (v16oJ)

218 Damn extreme COVID aggression induced Hornt! I'd hit both of them through Sunday.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (r4Apu)

219
Snape kills Dumbledore.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

-----

Ilsa goes off with Victor Laszlo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Rk6Cp)



===========



John McClane is already dead.



============





ROSEBUD IS A SLED!



Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Bk0np)

220 I guess it was supposed to be a PTSD story but damn, who told him that was a good idea?


yeah Jack honestly I think it's worth a post

really deeply strange
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 07:03 PM (j9HX3)


I couldn't believe what i was hearing

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (HrMC1)

221 62
48 Just saw a pic of Kamala getting off a plane in Cali. I didn't realize she had such large mammaries. Nice, big, Boobies.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2020 06:43 PM (SWbVS)

She is short. You can rest your beer on top of her head.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (yQpMk)


Has that " little woman" complex.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

Easy there, killer!

Posted by: So not "Alex the Chick"! at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (6xA3t)

222 Got to admit, that would make one hell of a country song.

Still needs a train.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (HaL55)

223 It was really just egg noodles and ketchup

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)

224 "Quartermaster William Krysol reporting for duty, Cap'n Joe, sir! On which spot do I kneel first?"

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (MIkxI)

225 I was just thinkin that Joe looks and sounds like Teh Prince of Wales. Just think what the Brits been puttin up with for 60 years.These 2 are shootin in the low 80s now.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (/VB9J)

226 208 Henry Hill turns rat and ends up livin' like a schnook.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (jbF6h)

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I got my 4K of that today and watched the ending.

I've seen better 4K discs, but it looks better than the DVD, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)

227 222 Got to admit, that would make one hell of a country song.

Still needs a train.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (HaL55)

So he calls over some of his buddies...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

228 I forget which Moron I'm stealing this from, bit you should ask her if she's heard about the Trump Dept. Of Ag's proposed new rule to ban pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

I'll see myself out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Come back here and take this trebuchet volley like a man !!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Twilight is for Astronomy Not a Movie Critic ... at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (LPnfS)

229 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists

I did not see that coming.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

230 219 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Bk0np)

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Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)

231 They're actually living in modern times

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

232 It's funny how the same armchair doctors who think Trump is demented and needs to step down are all-in when it comes to making SlowJoe leader of the free world

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 07:10 PM (HrMC1)

233 I should have went with Quartermaster Billy "Bones" Krystol.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:10 PM (MIkxI)

234 The guy is crazy AND the aliens are real.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

235 Under the Democrats the lockdown will NEVER end. It is the world they want.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/400546/

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:10 PM (HwiWi)

236 For those interested...

@JHenryRogers 11m

#BREAKING @CBS_42's #Nexstar sister station in Lansing, MI (@WLNS) is reporting that the
@bigten will play football this fall, with games anticipated to start around October 17th. More info to come.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

237 All of Joe Biden's campaign folks look like they never get outside and see the sun.

Mole people.

Also, it's time to ban teleprompters at any and all campaign events and debates. Let the fun begin!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (Z+IKu)

238 Ha stupid B1G feeling left out

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)

239 President Sundown would would seek to negotiate with Chinese leader Mousie Tongue.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)

240 I'll assume Joe Sundowns at 8pm Eastern Standard. So when he is on the West Coast he Sundowns at 5pm. Central Time 7pm. Mountain 6pm. Hawaii 2 or 3pm?

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (r4Apu)

241 The world turns out to be a simulation run by machines.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

242 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM

I did.

Posted by: Ian Malcolm at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

243 He finally gets to Jupiter and turns into a Giant Space Baby

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)

244 It's funny how the same armchair doctors who think Trump is demented and
needs to step down are all-in when it comes to making SlowJoe leader of
the free world


Well, that's not backwards at all, is it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (HaL55)

245


John McCain really WAS out on the wing, tearing it up.

Posted by: Litigiousness Jones at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (d6DSt)

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Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Bk0np)

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Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)

Ordinary People? I thought that was The Accidental Tourist.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (6xA3t)

247 Ha stupid B1G feeling left out
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)


They're all gonna kneel or have stupid BLM shit on their uniforms.

OUT.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)

248 most veterinarians I know in PA would have done the dog.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (/VB9J)

249 >>Slow Joe told a story about a vet in PA who used his truck to run down a woman and her dog, threw the woman in the back of the truck, drove her dead body to a remote location, sexually assaulted her and then went to the police and admitted what he did.



Or a funny :

'How did you guys meet' Double Date Story.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (2eK7y)

250 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Bk0np)

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Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)
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What, was that in the director's cut?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (Rk6Cp)

251 242 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM

I did.
Posted by: Ian Malcolm at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

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Liar.

You sat back and said, "Something's gonna go wrong. I don't know what, but something's gonna go wrong."

Easy prediction when they're cloning dinosaurs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (UWqZJ)

252 246 230 219 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Bk0np)

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Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)

Ordinary People? I thought that was The Accidental Tourist.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (6xA3t)

The English Patient

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

253 He shoots the dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

254
BREAKING:

Joe Biden to read bedtime story on next episode of "Cuties."

"Listen, Fat. There's no speculum about teleprompter."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (s2VJv)

255 Nigel rejoins the band, Smell the Glove gets big in Japan and the tour is back on, but in Japan!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (jbF6h)

256 Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)


That's the one with the British homos running on the beach?

The missionary dude wins.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (hku12)

257 Let me know when we get to the part of the thread where we replace one word in the movie title with another, because I am FIRED UP for "Muppet".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

258 nfl ratings dropped across the board this past weekend.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (OVEfo)

259 He and the talking dog eat the girl.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

260 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM

Don't spoil season 7 of The 100!

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (r4Apu)

261 She probably got some new tits when she had her face done.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

No doubt, she's had some quality work done. I'm not even joking a little. Whoever did her face is a top notch pro. No doubt the knocker job is as well.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (hku12)

Bernie got a Lakefront Dacha for clearing out for Hillary.

Kamala settled for a face lift and a pair of DD Cups for allowing Joe to be the front runner.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (HrMC1)

262 Joe Scarborough talked about the 25th amendment the way Men's Health talked about abs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (LxTcq)

263 nfl ratings dropped across the board this past weekend.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (OVEfo)


And they should continue to drop.

Just like the NBA.

Get woke, get fucked.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

264
Everyone knows I'm pro-veteran. I'm veteran from my door-shotgun to my knees. But I want to clarify that I'm not pro-necro rape. I remember when a tough guy, a black guy, was bangin' a corpse at my swimming pool in Delaware. Crone Pop, they called 'im.

I said "Listen here, Emily Grierson - climb down off that dead body!" And he did. And then I killed him. Like I'm gonna kill Trump in this election. Orange is the new black.

Speaking of black, it's important to get drug-tested. If the test shows you're black, then you know to vote Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Tomorrow at Sundown at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (jbllq)

265 246 230 219 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Bk0np)

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Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)

Ordinary People? I thought that was The Accidental Tourist.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (6xA3t)


Eating Raoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (s2VJv)

266 John McCain really WAS out on the wing, tearing it up.
Posted by: Litigiousness Jones

I got that reference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (D2I2k)

267 Joe Scarborough talked about the 25th amendment the way Men's Health talked about abs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (LxTcq)


Is that the one that allows you to get away with murder?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

268 247 Oh I agree,didn't watch one second of college ball. The fag conference voting to spite Trump followed by Herbstreit ended any chance I might care

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (HwiWi)

269 Well the whole quartermaster and department store thing certainly answered MY question!

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

270 Jenny's diseased whore self comes home

Posted by: x at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (nFwvY)

271 265 Great, now Ordinary People is ruined for me forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM (UWqZJ)

Ordinary People? I thought that was The Accidental Tourist.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (6xA3t)


Eating Raoul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (s2VJv)

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Chopping Mall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (UWqZJ)

272 Don't spoil season 7 of The 100!


They kill every living thing on the planet. Wait, that was season 4, and 5, and 6.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

273 Let me know when we get to the part of the thread where we replace one word in the movie title with another, because I am FIRED UP for "Muppet".
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)
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Dibs on "otters"!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (Rk6Cp)

274 >The English Patient


no! The English Patient is the one where Val Kilmer goes to Mars and sees that girl in the shower

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (iTXRQ)

275 Oh, yeah, the next door neighbors? They were the actual terrorists.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (6xA3t)

276 271 Eating Raoul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (s2VJv)

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Chopping Mall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (UWqZJ)


Delicatessen. (en Francais!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (s2VJv)

277 @ABC 14m

Uncommitted voters in the crucial swing state of Pennsylvania put their questions to Pres. Donald Trump - with no issue off-limits.

@GStephanopoulos hosts 'The President and the People,' an @ABC News special event, tonight at 9|8c.


'Uncommitted'? Uh huh...suuuuuure

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (cF8AT)

278 "Listen, Fat. There's no speculum about teleprompter."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM (s2VJv)

Fat? Dick Fat?

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (X/Pw5)

279 #BREAKING @CBS_42's #Nexstar sister station in Lansing, MI (@WLNS) is reporting that the

@bigten will play football this fall, with games anticipated to start around October 17th. More info to come.


That's a bit late, but they'll probably do what the SEC is doing and only play the other teams in their conference. I wonder how many death threats the new Big 10 commish received after everybody found out that he sabotaged the votes from the AD's?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

280 Cloned Dinosaurs Escape and Eat Tourists

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:09 PM

I did.
Posted by: Ian Malcolm at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

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Liar.

You sat back and said, "Something's gonna go wrong. I don't know what, but something's gonna go wrong."

Easy prediction when they're cloning dinosaurs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:12 PM (UWqZJ)


This silly discussion. You guys were so eager to show that you could make these kinds of comments. But did anybody stop to ask if you SHOULD?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (hku12)

281 Guy Mohawk @ 104- What you want to bet the dem/commie/deepstate implants a mike in his brain's speech center? That guy soros can afford it for sure.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (XhWtx)

282 But they dont own trucks, need a truck for those agricultural ladies in PA.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (/VB9J)

283 Bruce Willis is dead.



It's a dude.



She gets on the plane.



Ironman dies.



There, that ought to just about cover it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)


Worst. Episode. Ever.

Posted by: Comic Book Guy at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (2N7oZ)

284 In a victory for the "Don't steal the election" conservatives, the TX supreme court just ruled against Hair Ass county (HARRIS County TX) and prevented them from sending millions of unsolicited mail in ballots to voters not eligible to vote by mail. That is the county surrounding Houston because of course it is.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (cCxiu)

285 276 271 Eating Raoul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:14 PM (s2VJv)

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Chopping Mall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (UWqZJ)


Delicatessen. (en Francais!)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (s2VJv)

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Super Mario Bros. (in the original German)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (UWqZJ)

286
Chopping Mall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (UWqZJ)


Day of the Dead.

I think that's the one where the gang banger stops at a blood pressure machine in the mall and the zombie comes up and rips him from his arm. The blood pressure machine starts and reads all zeros.

Best part of the movie.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Let me know when we get to the part of the thread where we replace one word in the movie title with another, because I am FIRED UP for "Muppet".
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM

Muppet and Commander?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)

288 Dawn of the Dead is the one in the mall

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (HwiWi)

289 285
Super Mario Bros. (in the original German)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (UWqZJ)


Wait, that had cannibalism?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (s2VJv)

290 #BREAKING @CBS_42's #Nexstar sister station in Lansing, MI (@WLNS) is reporting that the
@bigten will play football this fall, with games anticipated to start around October 17th. More info to come.
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (cF8AT)


There's never going to be fall, the heat'll go on forever.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (3XdZI)

291 Muppet and Commander?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)


Muppetraiser.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (t+qrx)

292 289 285
Super Mario Bros. (in the original German)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (UWqZJ)


Wait, that had cannibalism?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (s2VJv)

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Just of the audience.

Of course there's always The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UWqZJ)

293 So Biden uses second-floor, ladies underwear in his analogy? This is where his mind goes when he is not prompted with precise given statements. The press would have a field day if Trump used those same exact words. And they would never let up.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (66BnU)

294 My fellow Amerikans, tonight I would like to talk about the critical importance of leg hair in the ongoing struggle for justice for all.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

295 Last comment before I go to work.

"Sun down O'clock follies"

yesterday we had "hold the pickle."

These are great lines. I wonder if Ace makes posts because he has great lines, or if he just thinks this shit up as needed. Either way, this is great stuff and wildly underappreciated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (LWu6U)

296 >>Wait, that had cannibalism?



Those weren't Mushrooms

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (2eK7y)

297 Dawn of the Dead is the one in the mall
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (HwiWi)


DAMMMIT!!!!

Thank you.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

298 BC 14m

Uncommitted voters in the crucial swing state of Pennsylvania put their questions to Pres. Donald Trump - with no issue off-limits.

@GStephanopoulos hosts 'The President and the People,' an @ABC News special event, tonight at 9|8c.


'Uncommitted'? Uh huh...suuuuuure
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (cF8AT)

Maybe he'll turn a few.

He has that type of charisma

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (HrMC1)

299 Caddyshack ending twist: Not everybody gets laid

Posted by: Regular joe at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (L9P9s)

300 Let me know when we get to the part of the thread where we replace one word in the movie title with another, because I am FIRED UP for "Muppet".


THE MUPPET MUPPET

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

301 Biden handlers, please have mercy and loosen the skin around his eyes. It looks like an intense struggle to keep them open.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (9hauA)

302 I have a new favorite so-awful-it's-great flick:

Diamond Cobra vs. The White Fox

It makes The Room look like The Royal Shakespeare Company. It makes Money Plane look like Citizen Cain. It's such a fascinating trainwreck.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (jbF6h)

303 The 13th Muppet

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

304 Trump is confident in his ability to connect with people. For good reason.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (HwiWi)

305 I read that Trump is going to end SS in a weekly newspaper from my very rural small town...It was in a letter to the editor. That is probably being spread around in the country to scare anyone getting SS. Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks.

Posted by: Colin at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (OHF/f)

306 236 For those interested...

@JHenryRogers 11m

#BREAKING @CBS_42's #Nexstar sister station in Lansing, MI (@WLNS) is reporting that the
@bigten will play football this fall, with games anticipated to start around October 17th. More info to come.
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

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Those BASTARDS!

Emperors Inslee, Brown, and Newsome.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)

307 303 The 13th Muppet
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

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The Ninth Muppet was better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (UWqZJ)

308 287 Let me know when we get to the part of the thread where we replace one word in the movie title with another, because I am FIRED UP for "Muppet".
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:13 PM

Muppet and Commander?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)

We're waiting for the sequel, "Asster and Commander."

Posted by: The Otters at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (6xA3t)

309 Somebody is trolling making us think Trojan horse scenarios like this:

188 Nah, if Joe wins, they keep him alive with drugs and CGI and body doubles. The real ruining of the country will be handled by a few select elites working in secret
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)

I think DB got the last part right and that others got it right that Joe may last to about 90 minutes after inauguration and we get an LBJ photo op of Kamala being sworn in at the Inauguration Ball instead of on an airplane.

The tell is that Kamala is empowered to call it a "Harris Biden administration."

Thank God Trump has called their cards over and over again. Let the perp walks begin.

Do I get the Dennis Miller media literacy award?

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (glGDV)

310 216 @168
If Joe somehow wins, the machinations to oust him will begin a nano second after the electoral college result is certified in early January.

I'm pretty sure it will be Biden willingly riding off into the sunset with Jill and a bags of two dollar bills.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 07:08 PM (RGRr5)


I don't believe his handler's plan includes Joe surviving, either from the election to his inauguration, or for very long after his inauguration. Why keep Joe around? Just to roll him out in a wheelchair for some photo ops and the like once in a while? He will only remind the rubes that Kamala is not who they voted for, for a 4 or 8 year stint as POTUS. And, dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (AMIL/)

311 @115 For the love of God, do not click on zombie's nic.
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Kind of a given around here. ^^;;
Zombie has once or twice had some pleasant links in the nic. But there's usually mention made of such things so that those who know better can enjoy them.

Posted by: junior at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (69Z6X)

312 I take that back. He didn't say ladies' underwear. He said ladies' dept. My error.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (66BnU)

313 The only department store that would consider Joe Biden is Grace Brothers. (Ancient Are You Being Served reference for you whippersnappers.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (FTlwv)

314 Biden's new demand - that the debates start at 10 AM.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (I2/tG)

315 THE MUPPET MUPPET
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM

Real smurfing original.

Posted by: Papa Smurf at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

316 That's the one with the British homos running on the beach?

Orifices of fire?



Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (v16oJ)

317 Citizen Cain

Hand down, my favorite Bible story.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (H5knJ)

318 Muppetspotting

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

319 Colossus: The Muppet Project

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

320 Muppetmetheus

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

321 Just of the audience.

Of course there's always The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UWqZJ)



Helen Mirren, in her prime and smoking hot naked!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (s2VJv)

322 The Biden campaign anthem?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 06:48 PM (SSJSf)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB_oy4ZFlU

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (BAsqb)

323 >> That's the one with the British homos running on the beach?


Top Gun

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (ICgjN)

324 Joe Readen

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (uEbPt)

325 314
Biden's new demand - that the debates start at 10 AM.


And end at 10:05. With a 4 minute bathroom break.

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (v16oJ)

326 321 Just of the audience.

Of course there's always The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UWqZJ)



Helen Mirren, in her prime and smoking hot naked!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (s2VJv)

========

In what is probably the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (UWqZJ)

327 Super Mario Bros. (in the original German)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (UWqZJ)


Wait, that had cannibalism?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:16 PM (s2VJv)


The pron version has Mario and Luigi taking turns eating a peach.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (hku12)

328 The Muppetrix

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (HaL55)

329 312 I take that back. He didn't say ladies' underwear. He said ladies' dept. My error.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2020 07:19 PM (66BnU)


Tell me he said "unmentionables."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (s2VJv)

330 He has the tiniest eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (3XdZI)

331 Beneath the Valley of the Muppets

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

332 The 13th Muppet
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

=========

The Ninth Muppet was better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:18 PM

The Last Muppet ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (rBtIz)

333 The Fifth Muppet

Posted by: Howard Johnson at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (69XrE)

334 I re watched On the Beach a couple weeks ago. Talk about a depressing movie.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (HwiWi)

335 I wonder how many death threats the new Big 10 commish received after everybody found out that he sabotaged the votes from the AD's?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

I got former players of mine that have an AK or two in the trunk and are ready to roll.

Aaron Hernandez still in prison?



Posted by: Urban Meyer, Molder of Young Men at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)

336 Dial "M" for Muppet

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

337 Demolition Muppet

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (uhb9p)

338 Spoiler: They all commit suicide

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (HwiWi)

339 The Neverending Muppet

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

340 The staff are all calling it the Harris Biden administration behind the scenes. That is why there were two "gaffes" by the candidates referring to that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (dNzKv)

341 If Joe somehow wins, the machinations to oust him will begin a nano second after the electoral college result is certified in early January.

Not true! The 25th Amendment can't kick in until there is a Cabinet approved by the Senate!

Then, expect the mother of all battles as "Doctor" Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, and the other Biden hangers-on desperately fight my attempt to take over the Presidency!

Posted by: Kamala! at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (I2/tG)

342 326
In what is probably the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (UWqZJ)


You want weird? Try to find a Jap film circa 2004-5 called "Gozu."

That was freaking bizarre. Especially the end. Chee-wah-wah!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (s2VJv)

343 YouTube Privacy Warning
YouTube (owned by Google) does not let you watch videos anonymously. As such, watching YouTube videos here will be tracked by YouTube/Google.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (3XdZI)

344 The Man Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Muppet

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

345 Three Men and a Muppet

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

346

Muppet Does Dallas

Posted by: Marilyn Jones at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (d6DSt)

347 342 326
In what is probably the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:20 PM (UWqZJ)


You want weird? Try to find a Jap film circa 2004-5 called "Gozu."

That was freaking bizarre. Especially the end. Chee-wah-wah!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (s2VJv)

=========

There's always Salo: Or the 120 Days of Sodom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (UWqZJ)

348 The Longest Muppet

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)

349 And here it is.

Gross, so be warned.

https://youtu.be/K0ufETFgtfU?t=303

Starts at the point of the dude in the BP machine.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Muppetocracy

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (uhb9p)

351 Go Tell the Muppets

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

352 340 The staff are all calling it the Harris Biden administration behind the scenes. That is why there were two "gaffes" by the candidates referring to that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (dNzKv)


Goofy Joey has BSE brains. What the hell is the Jamaican Jerkoff's excuse?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)

353 He has the tiniest eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (3XdZI)
.......

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

354 The Bad Muppet: Port of Call New Orleans

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

355 Girls who Suck Cock and Take it Up the Muppet Part IV

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (uhb9p)

356
So I wonder if they are planning to meth him up and have him look great in the debates, and this is all about lowering expectations so that when he looks OK people think they were gaslighted and gropin Joe is fine.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2020 06:45 PM (LWu6U)

Essentially this. Also rest protocols. So he will disappear for three days before the debate and four days after. But it won't work. Half the country still has no idea he's fucked up because they know nothing. Him vs Trump is a picture that can't be ignored.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (uEbPt)

357 Play Muppet for Me.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Brokeback Elmo

Posted by: x at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (nFwvY)

359 The Muppet Sanction

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (HaL55)

360 High Plains Muppet

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (iTXRQ)

361 Muppetfinger

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (t+qrx)

362 What I'm learning from watching Junior play Super Mario Odyssey is that Mario really should adopt a "kill the boss dead" policy. He keeps fighting the same bosses over and over again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (UWqZJ)

363 Top Muppet

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

364 Um, Muppet? Right here? Guy Smiley, retired Game Show Host? Pick Your Pet? Name That Sound? Here is your Life? The Triangle is Right?

Ring a bell?

Jeesh. That Elmo punk came along and everyone forgot us old Greyfelts.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (jbF6h)

365

Behind the Green Muppet

Posted by: Marilyn Jones at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (d6DSt)

366 There's always Salo: Or the 120 Days of Sodom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (UWqZJ)
---

I read that as "Solo:..."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

367 There once was a man from Nantucket.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (EgshT)

368 Let My Muppets Come

Posted by: Al Goldstein at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (6xA3t)

369 Looking to real solid Social Justice performances from the Big Ten teams.

Exciting!!

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (OTzUX)

370 A Muppet Too Far

Posted by: Howard Johnson at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (69XrE)

371 293- So Biden uses second-floor, ladies underwear in his analogy? This is
where his mind goes when he is not prompted with precise given
statements. The press would have a field day if Trump used those same
exact words. And they would never let up.


Posted by: washrivergal

President Trump could tweet that quartermaster quote without attributing it to Biden, wait 5 mins for the trolls to totally erupt on his mental state, then tweet agreeing that Joe has lost his marbles.

Posted by: old chick at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (sOete)

372 Back To The Muppet, A Muppet For All Seasons, My Big Fat Muppet Wedding, Three Muppets And A Baby. Mr. Muppet Goes To Washington Night Of The Muppets.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (XhWtx)

373 Is Biden's campaign manager an albino?

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

374 The Usual Muppets

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

375 Muppet Dance II: Puppet Boogaloo

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Hiden m' Barris

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (HnUoF)

377 Paddy Chayefsky, George Orwell and Mark Twain working together could not come up the storyline of 2020 America.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (3zt5o)

378 The Muppet in Ms Jones

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (uhb9p)

379 Of Muppets and Men

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

380 366 There's always Salo: Or the 120 Days of Sodom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:22 PM (UWqZJ)
---

I read that as "Solo:..."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

====

That would be an interesting crossover.

"Here, Han, eat this piece of shit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (UWqZJ)

381
Tell me he said "unmentionables."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:21 PM (s2VJv)

++++
LOL. You made me watch it again. I can't grasp what he is getting at anyway.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (66BnU)

382 Joe Biden:
"We don't need more fossil fuel ... I guarantee if I am president, there will be no offshore drilling... I think we should make(a drilling ban) permanent."

Joe Biden: Tweets- Wheels up, folks.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (+YYKs)

383 Muppet Horizon

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (DTX3h)

384 What the hell is the Jamaican Jerkoff's excuse?

You won't be making these jokes when I become President in the spring of 2021, peasant!

We'll have a phone line where people can report hate speech, so we can prosecute them!

And no speech is more hateful than criticizing me!

Posted by: Kamala! at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (I2/tG)

385 Muppets Wide Shut

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (hku12)

386 Bang the Muppet Slowly

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (uhb9p)

387 Invasion Of The Muppet Snatchers

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (iTXRQ)

388 Bill and Ted's Muppet Journey

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

389 Whatever happened to Aviator Joe? He needs to get the glasses back. Before he squints himself to death.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 15, 2020 07:25 PM (7ZQe3)

390 A Boy and his Muppet

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (HaL55)

391
For a Fist Full of Muppets

For a Few Muppets More

The Good, The Muppet, & The Muppet

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (C/2Wn)

392 The Muppet on the River Kwai

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

393 Cookie Monster Invades Tokyo

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

394 Two Muppets for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

395 The Muppet Bride

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (69XrE)

396 The only time the High Seas Fleet could realistically challenge the Grand Fleet was 1914, because Britain could build faster than Germany and only increase its lead as time passed.

Discuss?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (cZjDV)

397 To Kill a Muppet

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Muppetown

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (HaL55)

399 390 A Boy and his Muppet
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (HaL55)

Muppet's a Rover

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (6xA3t)

400 It's not that funny.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (D2I2k)

401 Muppet, Jugs, and Speed

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

402 She probably got some new tits when she had her face done.
Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

No doubt, she's had some quality work done. I'm not even joking a little. Whoever did her face is a top notch pro. No doubt the knocker job is as well.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:07 PM (hku12)
-------

Where do you bury that campaign expense: repairs & maintenance, facilities, or marketing?

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (qKfc+)

403 >>I want to hate on him, but it's hard to throw the poo at the pitiful, hateful old man who doesn't have a family that loves him.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA


May I suggest you watch "Riding the Dragpn" that is based on Peter Schweizer's book on the Biden family corruption? As in CHYNA-sponsored policy.

You will hate him AND his family.

It's free and under 1 hour:

https://bidenfilm.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (bDqIh)

404 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Muppets

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

405 Muppets on a Train

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (t+qrx)

406 Slow Joe is going to give a speech in Florida in a few minutes. we are approaching the witching hour.

This could get ugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

407 Muppetbusters

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)

408
Goofy Joey has BSE brains. What the hell is the Jamaican Jerkoff's excuse?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)


freudian slip. When they only refer to it as harris-biden in meetings for days in end, it is easy to slip up in an interview.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:28 PM (dNzKv)

409 MUPPET VULT!

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 07:28 PM (BAsqb)

410 At least I wasn't best buds with a Klansmen, Biden.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 07:28 PM (Ad2mZ)

411 It's amazing how similar Biden's campaign is to Hillary's. With these constant "gaffes", he'll begin to recreate her ability to lose support the more people heard from her, albeit for different reasons.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 15, 2020 07:28 PM (6K3U5)

412 Muppet Love by Captain and Tennile

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (XhWtx)

413 We don't need no fossil fuels. Now excuse me while I get on my private jet.
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (HwiWi)

414 The Maltese Muppet

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (HaL55)

415 The Muppet Movie

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (69XrE)

416 1492: Conquest of Muppets

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (UWqZJ)

417 Muppet Over The River Kwai

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (fZqIv)

418 411 It's amazing how similar Biden's campaign is to Hillary's.

Yep. Even chose Tan Hillary as his running mate.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (jbF6h)

419 Muppet Day Afternoon

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:29 PM (HaL55)

420 Pro-Muppet-thius

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (fZqIv)

421 Joe Biden: "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster,
you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store
uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department
or whatever, you know what I mean?"




Second floor carpets,

travel goods and bedding,

material, soft furnishings,

restaurant and teas. Going down!


'Are You Being Served' starring Joe Biden as Old Mr. Grace

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (5kRQZ)

422 Thirty Muppets Over Tokyo

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (iTXRQ)

423 Joe Biden is expanding the Hillary Path To Victory to include not campaigning in all fifty states. And he'll go undefeated in the debates!

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (BCHJd)

424 Barely Sentient Biden for President. Geez. What a CF for the dems and America.

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (V9ATq)

425 Reservoir Muppets

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (HaL55)

426 The Thin Red Muppet

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

427 All Quiet On the Western Muppet

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (hku12)

428 Sundown you better take care if I find you been sniffin my wife's hair.

Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

Sometimes I like to grin,
When I feel that I've pissed my pants again

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)

429 Black Muppet Moan

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

430 freudian slip. When they only refer to it as harris-biden in meetings for days in end, it is easy to slip up in an interview.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:28 PM (dNzKv)

They're laughing at us. They think what they are doing is hilarious.

Getting someone elected who hasn't been vetted by the people using the name recognition of an old white man.

Someone who plans to perform the coup de gras on America, white people and western civilization.

They think it's funny.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (uEbPt)

431 Kill Muppet: Vol 1

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

432 Biden, the Finest Orator of the Age!

He makes Pericles look like a stuttering absent-minded fool in comparison!

Posted by: 🐧 at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (C+evo)

433 whoa


Lou Dobbs just Joe exiting the plane and waving and pointing at....


No one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.


So what did Joe see?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (Bk0np)

434 To Serve Muppet.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (6xA3t)

435 Bill and Ted's Excellent Muppet

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)

436 And no speech is more hateful than criticizing me!

We are going to establish a new organization to find and prosecute people who criticize me!

It will be called Scads of True Americans Stopping Incitement!

James Comey will lead it!

Posted by: Kamala! at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (I2/tG)

437 Nood cafe

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (dNzKv)

438 Nood

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (a4EWo)

439 Every which way but Muppet

Any Which Way You Muppet

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (69XrE)

440 Forgetting Sarah Muppet

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Slow Joe is going to give a speech in Florida in a few minutes. we are approaching the witching hour.

This could get ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Or really fun. Ace needs new material for a thread.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

442

Asian Anal Muppets Vol 69

Posted by: Namenda Jones at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (d6DSt)

443 433 So what did Joe see?

(whispers): Dead people.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (jbF6h)

444 second floor of the department store ladies department ?

what is this dude, like 80 ? /

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (M+Lyo)

445 "The only time the High Seas Fleet could realistically challenge the Grand Fleet was 1914, because Britain could build faster than Germany and only increase its lead as time passed.

Discuss?" - Mikey NTH

Lieb Vaterland, macht's ruhig sein
Die Flotte schlaft, in Hafen ein

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (OTzUX)

446 Slow Joe is going to give a speech in Florida in a few minutes. we are approaching the witching hour.

This could get ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)


If only someone could hack His teleprompter. I would donate big bucks to that persons go fund me

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (V9ATq)

447 Spinal Muppet

Muppet Tap

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (HaL55)

448 "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Muppet"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (6xA3t)

449 Muppet: Impossible

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

450 #408: how uncoordinsted they are? They cannot control that stuff this far out in mid-September. They are a wallowing, rickety, tub of a campaign, and the affable captain that keeps altogether with laughs is down in the galley exchanging jokes with the people in his head.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (cZjDV)

451 They're going to ask for an election delay, take a mulligan, and trot out somebody embracing diversity, like Gillum of Florida bloody and poopy sheets in the motel fame.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (C1Lsn)

452 326
Of course there's always The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover.


========



In what is probably the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen.


i can't be the only one wondering if you've seen weirder movies that didn't involve fucking.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

453 he only time the High Seas Fleet could realistically challenge the Grand Fleet was 1914, because Britain could build faster than Germany and only increase its lead as time passed.
Discuss?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:26 PM (cZjDV)

The Germans never used what they had to their best advantage. Using the Zeppelins as the eyes of their fleet they could have lured the Brits into an ambush of U-Boats while the High Seas Fleet played the bait.

WW2 they repeated the same mistake. The Luftwaffe, instead of bombing England, should have be used in conjunction with their U-boats to deny the seas to the Royal Navy.

Posted by: Zombie Admiral Doenitz at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (Z+IKu)

454 Getting someone elected who hasn't been vetted by the people using the name recognition of an old white man.

Last Presidential Sweepstakes Primary Season the Powers that Be cheated Crazy Bernie out of the nomination, pretty much telling everyone that the whole Primary thing is theater - that Democrat votes don't and never will matter, the Elite will decide.

This year, they are even bolder. The cheat Crazy Bernie again then replace him ultimately with a person who didn't receive a single vote anytime in any Presidential primary.

Once more the Democrat leadership is shouting out to the world that Elections are for chumps - they will decide.

So it should not be a surprise that these same Communists are torpedoing the General Election - they hate Elections. They hate America

And yet, half the country agrees that we should be a oligarchy not a republic.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (C+evo)

455 WW2 they repeated the same mistake. The Luftwaffe, instead of bombing England, should have be used in conjunction with their U-boats to deny the seas to the Royal Navy.


Combined air and u-boat attacks in the channel. It's kind of hard to make a depth charge run when you doing evasive maneuvers against air attack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

456 They cannot control that stuff this far out in mid-September.

Because all of this campaigning and work for an Election is a complete waste of time and money for them.

It never was about an Election, particularly when voting is moot because of rampant fraud and the likelihood of a violent coup d'etat.

There effort is on the violence and the concentration camps to cull the herd as a human sacrifice to Mother Earth.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (C+evo)

457 Tacking onto an earlier comment, I found something that's kind of fun .

take one of Biden's longer word salads and read it out loud like you were totally wasted and had trapped and we're talking to a stranger in a bar. It kind of makes some sense then.

Posted by: oddnot at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (BhZu6)

458
Rats running from TFG's podium and flies landing on his face that
they didn't even bother to edit from an interview and now Sundown has a
chihuahua-sized cockaroach trying to sniff his hair. Disease-carrying
vermin certainly appear to know their own kin, don't they?


Tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.

Posted by: An Observation at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (FCsYG)

459 The "Harris-Biden Administration"?

That's actually the most lucid thing Joe has said since, well, you know, the thing.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (Ndje9)

460 "second floor of the department store ladies department ?"

Lingerie.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (Ndje9)

461 Dr. Muppet; Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love 2020.

Posted by: Stanley K. at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (r+ov6)

462 Who are these journalists asking Biden tough questions?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (I262G)

463 Slo-Mo Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (w7U/e)

464 Well, the public record has now firmly established Joe wouldn't be competent to stand trial, or act as a witness should any of his dealings in government with China, Ukraine etc lead to charges.

So, all of his relatives he set up with sweet deals can rest a little easier.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (qnwLZ)

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