Jim Cramer Apologizes for Calling Pelosi "Crazy Nancy" Right To Her Old, Haggard Crazy Face

Yesterday Cramer called Crazy Nancy crazy.

Cramer has now apologized to Pelosi -- to the dismay of President Trump.

On Friday, Nancy Pelosi called the historic Abraham Accords a "distraction" from this week's coordinated Democrat-Media attack line:

Here's the truth:

This is funny:

Posted by: Ace at 01:12 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)

2 Midwest lunchtime FIRST!

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 16, 2020 01:12 PM (C1NyB)

3 DAMN YOU TJM!!!!

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 16, 2020 01:12 PM (C1NyB)

4 Flloydian slip.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (AdRDt)

5 .@SpeakerPelosi says that #BahrainIsrael peace agreement was a "distraction" from the coronavirus increased number of deaths...

Do you agree with #Pelosi?

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The narrative above all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)

6
They should kiss Trump's ass that this "distraction" could have made people forget about the rioting murder and mayhem.

But no.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (Ehhdk)

8 Nice job you got there. Shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (s4dNo)

9 That's the NICEST thing you could say about her.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (HEEq1)

10 Frens....lol.

Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (SWbVS)

11 She fugly, too.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (X/Pw5)

12 You should see that button!

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (whfUp)

13 Despacito will overcome the Trump advantage!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (gtNWf)

14 Isn't calling Nazi crazy similar to calling Trump orange? It's undeniable truth, no offense intended.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (0sVsf)

15 The Left and press and NTers and *gestures vaguely* everyone are making me look sane about Joss Whedon with how they view Trump and I am not happy about this at all.

BuT iSrAeL hAs NeVeR bEeN aT wAr WiTh ThOsE cOuNtRiEs was quite the talking point yesterday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)

16

Malig-Nancy. Not just a nickname but a definition of her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (s2VJv)

17 If he was honest, he would have used 'evil'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (kA3Cp)

18 The Mocking Trump strikes again. The descriptors he picks for people stick. I bet there's more than one person in DC snickering away at "Crazy Nancy".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (mSgQG)

19 He says, basically, I did that to make the point that if you call somebody Crazy Nancy they aren't going to want to talk to you.

Yeah, okay. Good journalisming I guess.

Of course, if you say the things about the President that Nancy says, it makes it hard to talk.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (ZfRYq)

20 U KANT HANDEL DA TROOF !!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (O+AcM)

21 Well, the Left is the war party.

At least until they can be against the war they championed in an election.

Stunning. Brave.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (gAMkn)

22 Cramer should have taken a steaming dump in front of Pelosi. There is precedent.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (v16oJ)

23 Next she will say the hurricane is a distraction.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (whfUp)

24 Cramer looks like he's been on the Al Sharpton diet.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (AdRDt)

25 One of the few times Cramer got it right, and, he promptly backtracks.

Sad!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (WEBkv)

26 I still prefer JJS's concoction, Malig-Nancy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)

27 Senile Whore is so much more accurate.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (SOdht)

28 I'm pretty sure the Palistinians and Iran were losers before this.

But, hey, We win they lose MORE, has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (wNG0R)

29 Malig-Nancy. Not just a nickname but a definition of her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (s2VJv)



No golf clap.
A rousing cheer!!! HUZZAHS!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (axyOa)

30 Trump really knows how to salt a wound. He has the most fabulous wound salt.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (dPnSM)

31

She is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

She's the kind of senility that is more manic and scattered but still coherent, but both start developing these real aggressive traits.

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (SFOr6)

32 Can Pelosi prove she's not crazy?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (0sVsf)

33 Notice Cramer said he has great reverence for the office.


Not her.

Posted by: Ha at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (Q3ZwH)

34 26
I still prefer JJS's concoction, Malig-Nancy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)

As well as Nancy Palsi

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (k/TB6)

35 Pelosi's botox must be leaking into her brain cells again.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (a0IVu)

36 BuT iSrAeL hAs NeVeR bEeN aT wAr WiTh ThOsE cOuNtRiEs was quite the talking point yesterday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)


Yeah, sure, I guess that whole "peace deal" I am making air quotes with my fingers thing is a good distraction from what is happening in the world.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (ZfRYq)

37 'Iran and the Palestinians lose out in the Abraham Accords.'

- The Atlantic

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Uhmm, guys? That was the whole point. You can't have a peace agreement that includes them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (kA3Cp)

38 Pelosi needs to show off her anal bleach job she got during the pandemic.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (whfUp)

39 To be fair I think she is decrepit and evil not crazy...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HwiWi)

40 Mama always says, crazy is as crazy does.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (9dnxb)

41 The Riots, burning, looting and murder are all distractions, too.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (haWye)

42
Dafuq??


How many times has Trump been called racist/ liar/ Nazi/ stupid/ Fat/ Hitler/ mouthbreather/ serial rapist/ ogre/ pussy grabber???


And those are just from Jim Accosta.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)

43 Pelosi has now, at this point, devolved into a caricature of a bat-shit crazy Karen.



Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (gmo/4)

44 Calling Pelosi crazy is unfair. Her primary attribute is evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)

45 Julie Kelly is a national treasure.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (AFSld)

46

Wow, he really did use it, even though he tried to recover by claiming to be quoting the president.

LOLOLOL

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (SFOr6)

47 Corrupt Bitch is more apt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (N7Vlp)

48 30 Trump really knows how to salt a wound. He has the most fabulous wound salt.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (dPnSM)


Trump Wound Salt.

In the packaging with the BIG GOLD LETTERS.

Ask for it by name.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (ZfRYq)

49 As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)

50 23 Next she will say the hurricane is a distraction.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (whfUp)

________


Trump is the arsonist literally starting the forest fires out west to distract from having killed 120 million Americans with guns and 150 million Americans with the virus!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (AdRDt)

51 Pussy Dander


That's all I have to say about Crazy Nancy Pelosi.


Pussy. Dander.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)

52 37 'Iran and the Palestinians lose out in the Abraham Accords.'

- The Atlantic

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Uhmm, guys? That was the whole point. You can't have a peace agreement that includes them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (kA3Cp)

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"The only worthwhile peace agreement is the kind that includes everyone, can't work in the real world, and falls apart within days, preferably hours."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)

53 Best part about the thing, and I don't GAS what the sycophantic nooz guy said, is how she responded.

It reminds me of Fauci's reaction when a reported accused him of mouthing Trump's words, and he shot the reporter a look and said "nobody tells me what to say."

These people will brook no insult, will assume no one is allowed to break, even for a moment, from treating them with the absolute deference they deserve at all times.

"But you just did... but you just did." In that pause, she was contemplating how he must die. Not IF he must die, but how.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (hku12)

54
Is anyone organizing a shitathon in San Francisco so that Crazy Nancy's driveway receives a fresh deuce every hour on the hour from now until Election Day? Create a shrine to honor her personal and professional shittiness, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)

55 Stupid and gutless is no way to go through life Jimmah.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (o2MD2)

56 I don't even know who "Jim Cramer" is, but at least he's honest.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)

57 Is it the botox that keeps Pelosi from blinking in sync?

Cause it looks weird.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (ZfRYq)

58 51 Pussy Dander


That's all I have to say about Crazy Nancy Pelosi.


Pussy. Dander.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)

Sounds like a Bond villain

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (Izzlo)

59 You shouldn't call Evil Nancy crazy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

60 >> I don't even know who "Jim Cramer" is, but at least he's honest.


I only know that guy from Arrested Development!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HgAKz)

61 What does it say of our country that a clown like Pelosi can rise to such an important station ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)

62
'Iran and the Palestinians lose out in the Abraham Accords.'

- The Atlantic


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Feature. Not a bug.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (nw6Hr)

63 That Republicans can't leverage this bat-shit crazy, do-nothing dunce to regain the House is an embarrassment.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

64
Trump is the arsonist literally starting the forest fires out west to distract from having killed 120 million Americans with guns and 150 million Americans with the virus!
Posted by: ShainS


Don't get her started on job losses -- she depopulates our entire planet in less than one week.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (pNxlR)

65 CBS News gets caught with its hand in the Latino cookie jar.

https://bit.ly/2ZFLyCP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)

66 Seriously, Cramer is still on?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

67 Pussy Dander > Clitty Litter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (N7Vlp)

68 How to you say that accidently? Once it was out he shoulda doubled down. Like the dems do.

"In my defense I didn't say you're a dirty nasty old scrunt "

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (pmcmT)

69 >>Sounds like a Bond villain


Keep your Dry Flies Riding High

with Pussy Dander

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (HgAKz)

70 38 Pelosi needs to show off her anal bleach job she got during the pandemic.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (whfUp)

======

**Pushes away lunch, largely untasted**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (dfRN6)

71 Poor old Nancy, set up this time by a TV personality.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (PJtXD)

72 Is there an increased rate of number of Covid deaths? Or is that another misrepresentation ( lie) ?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

73 Is anyone organizing a shitathon in San Francisco so that Crazy Nancy's driveway receives a fresh deuce every hour on the hour from now until Election Day? Create a shrine to honor her personal and professional shittiness, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)



***

So instead of a boat parade it could be a shit parade?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

74 CA politicians are why we need more pianos falling out of 9th floor windows.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

75 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)

76
"The only worthwhile peace agreement is the kind
that includes everyone, can't work in the real world, and falls apart
within days, preferably hours."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)

The important part is the process. And the conferences. And the expense account at those really exclusive resorts.

Posted by: Foggy Bottom Nervous Breakdown at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (mSgQG)

77 Pussy. Dander.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)

Sounds like a Bond villain
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020


*
*

Miss Galore's given name. Dander Galore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (Ejm1K)

78

As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.


Posted by: zombie


The tweets don't render for me either, but the timestamp link works fine as a link. Right click away, zom. You know how this works.

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SFOr6)

79 Why not help small businesses by letting them conduct their business, rather than more ridiculous stimulus?

Pelosi's mug supersedes all other distractions.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ch6++)

80 63 That Republicans can't leverage this bat-shit crazy, do-nothing dunce to regain the House is an embarrassment.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

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Weird that you say that since she's all over every ad I see against the Democratic incumbent in SC-1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (UWqZJ)

81 Pelosi has now, at this point, devolved into a caricature of a bat-shit crazy Karen.

Posted by: Archer



Caricature? Ballz on accurate.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (4Utw1)

82 Is Cramer in a position of calling anyone crazy, though?

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SpKeo)

83 66 Seriously, Cramer is still on?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


On...drugs? Fire? A roll? Help me out here.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (HEEq1)

84
As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.


Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)

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I thought Ace gave up Twitter.

Is he back with that hussie again???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (nw6Hr)

85
65 CBS News gets caught with its hand in the Latino cookie jar.

https://bit.ly/2ZFLyCP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)



Honest mistake!! Honestly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (s4dNo)

86
Nancy's a big girl and she knows what Jim Cramer is. Enough with the ceremony.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (G51Gf)

87 56 I don't even know who "Jim Cramer" is, but at least he's honest.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)

Cramer makes a living pretending to be an expert financial advisor and investor.I don't like him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (o2MD2)

88 Is a frens the opposite of a schadenboner?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (AdRDt)

89 72 Is there an increased rate of number of Covid deaths? Or is that another misrepresentation ( lie) ?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

Well one more is an increased number.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)

90 Today in the Bulwark!

Why America's Enemies Losing Out Because of Peace Deals is Bad.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (h5TKJ)

91 61 What does it say of our country that a clown like Pelosi can rise to such an important station ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)


That maybe you don't have to be that smart to be speaker?

Posted by: Paul Ryan P90X at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (ZfRYq)

92 There is another recent vid of her where she is completely bonkers, not finishing sentences, sometimes not even finishing words. She is an embarrassment.

Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (w7KSn)

93 Worst part? A majority of Americans voted last election cycle to have that nut as Speaker of the House.

Because, you know, we need an opposition or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

94 Is Cramer in a position of calling anyone crazy, though?
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SpKeo)
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Subject matter expert.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

95 Pussy. Dander.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)

Sounds like a Bond villain
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020

*
*

Miss Galore's given name. Dander Galore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


It's right on her mailbox:
PD Galore.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (4Utw1)

96 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)

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Speaking of pot lid sized aereolas....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)

97 Cramer is still long on Bear Stearns FWIW

Posted by: Doc Butkus at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (LSoOS)

98 Anybody shit in your driveway lately, Nutzi?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

99 Is a frens the opposite of a schadenboner?

Yes.

A big deferens.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE)

100 I don't even know who "Jim Cramer" is, but at least he's honest.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020


*
*

Inspector Cramer of Homicide West. Though I think his first name is "Fergus."

Posted by: Archie Goodwin at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (Ejm1K)

101 Help a moron out, I'm an idiot, I don't get Julies "frens" joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)

102 Areolas like pepperoni slices

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (LSoOS)

103

And here's Joe waving to his imaginary supporters (for real)

https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/
1305929080634777600

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (SFOr6)

104 NeverTrumpers would be quite fine with a nuclear attack on our soil if that meant Mr MeanyPantsMcTrumpSux loses In November.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (s4dNo)

105 Pelosi has now, at this point, devolved into a caricature of a bat-shit crazy Karen.

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She's the template.

Or even, patient zero.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (wNG0R)

106 What does it say of our country that a clown like Pelosi can rise to such an important station ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)

We can do this all day...remember Cymphia McKinney?

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (X/Pw5)

107 61 What does it say of our country that a clown like Pelosi can rise to such an important station ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)


Or really even that competent?

Posted by: Paul Ryan P90X at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (ZfRYq)

108 Yikes. Watch the original Jim Cramer clip. Watch Nancy's head.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (ySswD)

109 The tweets don't render for me either, but the timestamp link works fine as a link. Right click away, zom. You know how this works.
Posted by: imp


Oh, but "twitter.com" does not render on Safari on old Macs. So I can't see anything at a Twitter link.

(Well, I can [and occasionally do, when it seems important] launch a different browser which still manages to successfully display text on twitter.com pages, but that's a hassle so I generally don't go to the bother.)

That's alright. Twitter is a communicable disease, anyway.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (HEEq1)

110 When she gets older she will have hangers....

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (HwiWi)

111 On...drugs? Fire? A roll? Help me out here.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (HEEq1)
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Think Harpo Marx with sound effects who talks.

That Cramer talks about financial matters is incidental to his show.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (WEBkv)

112 99 Is a frens the opposite of a schadenboner?

Yes.

A big deferens.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE

Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (s4dNo)

113 CBS News gets caught with its hand in the Latino cookie jar.



https://bit.ly/2ZFLyCP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)




Honest mistake. Biden supporters would wear I (heart) Trump hats and have MAGA signs at a Biden rally.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (S67j9)

114 As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.


Posted by: zombie

--

I like the part where when I hit refresh, the comments slosh around like a pitcher of beer on a cabin cruiser in a storm for about 30 seconds.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (kA3Cp)

115 Well one more is an increased number.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)

That's why I said rate. I assume Pelosi just based her statement on what you just said.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

116 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster


Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)

117

The headline of the article is "winners and Losers in the Peace Deal" (paraphrase)

The losers in the subhed are "Palestinians and Iran"

She's saying that teh Atlantic is friends with the wrong people here.

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (SFOr6)

118 Like Obama she is on board with everything but her young rabid left wing staff does all the work. She just feeds off their life forces....

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (HwiWi)

119
That Republicans can't leverage this bat-shit crazy, do-nothing dunce to regain the House is an embarrassment.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)






Can't, or won't?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (EGyGV)

120 I wouldn't take advice on what soup to pick for lunch from Cramer.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (VpIIl)

121 99 Is a frens the opposite of a schadenboner?

Yes.

A big deferens.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE

Vast, even

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)

122 Okay since it got Willard:

433 If you are wondering if we can make a difference, I think I can provide concrete evidence that we can.

This link will take you to a story on JustTheNews which is John Solomon's joint.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ophmes

There is an autoplay video which provies the evidence.

It is an interview with AOC.

Apparently, our criticism of her sagging breasteses hit home, and she is using her Congressional salary to invest in some quality undergarments.

You can make a difference.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 12:58 PM (ZfRYq)

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (ZfRYq)

123
When she gets older she will have hangers....
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (HwiWi)

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Harf??

Donkey Chompers ???

Nancy???


Dude.... be specific. Use your big words!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (nw6Hr)

124 What does it say of our country that a clown like Pelosi can rise to such an important station ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)

We can do this all day...remember Cymphia McKinney?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020


*
*

John Bel Edwards
Maxine Waters
AOC
Sheila Jackson Lee

Posted by: Archie Goodwin at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Ejm1K)

125 84
As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.


Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)

-----

I thought Ace gave up Twitter.

Is he back with that hussie again???
Posted by: fixerupper


I dunno -- just seems that a majority of posts these days consist of embedded tweets. Most of which I can't decipher, can't see, or make no sense to me when I can see them.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (HEEq1)

126 Pelosi has that 'Jessica Walter in Play Misty for Me' quality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

127 And here's Joe waving to his imaginary supporters (for real)

https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/
1305929080634777600

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (SFOr6)

-

The pro-Joe folks will tell you that he's enthusiastically waving to the four or five airport employees that are standing 100 yards away beside their firetruck.

Because yes, that makes it look a LOT better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (ySswD)

128 Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)

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Oh.... that's low.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (nw6Hr)

129 15 The Left and press and NTers and *gestures vaguely* everyone are making me look sane about Joss Whedon with how they view Trump and I am not happy about this at all.

BuT iSrAeL hAs NeVeR bEeN aT wAr WiTh ThOsE cOuNtRiEs was quite the talking point yesterday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)

In fairness, they have yet to offer one soldier of their own in the Post 9/11 Wars in the ME and North Africa in our country's "Coalition of the Willing".

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (n4scg)

130
Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)


If you are confusing AOC and atc there is probably a ravage in your future.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (ZfRYq)

131 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster


You have a pic ?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (HrMC1)

132 Well Nancy can't get much older...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (HwiWi)

133 There is a very funny movie waiting to be made, billed as a parody of what a corrupt, over-the-hill, but totally woke political party would look like in action, made using video clips of Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, Harris, Lizzy Warren, Cuomo, and all the rest of that gang.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (AMIL/)

134 75 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)

________

I bet she names her bras -- maybe she's calling this one "The Loco Motive" ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (AdRDt)

135

Oh, but "twitter.com" does not render on Safari on old Macs. So I can't see anything at a Twitter link.

(Well, I can [and occasionally do, when it seems important] launch a different browser which still manages to successfully display text on twitter.com pages, but that's a hassle so I generally don't go to the bother.)

That's alright. Twitter is a communicable disease, anyway.
Posted by: zombie


Holy shit, that is some paleolithic tech. I agree that Twattr is a sewer, but there's so much funny there with teh election, it's worth it to put on the waders now and again.

Get a link going somewhere so the horde can help you get an upgrade. You've provided good service over the years (aside from the picture links you post), you should be able to have the finer things!

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (SFOr6)

136
I thought Ace gave up Twitter.

Is he back with that hussie again???
Posted by: fixerupper


He doesn't post there. He does link to things posted there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

137 What does it say of our country that a clown like Pelosi can rise to such an important station ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)

We can do this all day...remember Cymphia McKinney?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020

*
*

John Bel Edwards
Maxine Waters
AOC
Sheila Jackson Lee
Posted by: Archie Goodwin



Quit killing turkeys to make whiskey!

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (4Utw1)

138 Clearly NBC execs called Cramer and told him he was finished if he didn't grovel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

139 "Calling Pelosi crazy is unfair. Her primary attribute is evil."

right, I put "Corrupt" at the top of the list ... selling out the office to China, the mob, illegal gangs (her friends like MS-13) ... treacherous, treasonous ... her recent mumbling episodes might be indicate some dementia type craziness, but the corruption is permanent.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (Cus5s)

140 Pelosi has that 'Jessica Walter in Play Misty for Me' quality.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

Miss Havisham

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (0sVsf)

141 AOC and no bra?


pic or is didn't happen

as Ann Coulter says .... live by the boob, die by the boob

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (GIeIM)

142 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)

-

In fairness, there are millions of better looking waitresses posing nude online.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (ySswD)

143 lol@ The Pride of Philly, Jim Cramer.

Way to represent, Jimbo!

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (DJFLF)

144 I dunno -- just seems that a majority of posts these days consist of embedded tweets. Most of which I can't decipher, can't see, or make no sense to me when I can see them.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (HEEq1)


Same here. I don't really follow twitter formatting, so I find it difficult to follow.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (o2MD2)

145 You have a pic ?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (HrMC1)

-----

Hey buster....

We established in the LAST thread you dont like boobs.

Back of the line with you boyo.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (nw6Hr)

146 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ophmes

All I see is two numbskulls with no signs of illness, walking around outdoors in brilliant sunshine, wearing masks because that'll keep the boogeyman away.

Posted by: spindrift at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (h5TKJ)

147 103

And here's Joe waving to his imaginary supporters (for real)

https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/
1305929080634777600
Posted by: imp
___________

* points somewhere into crowd and smiles and waves *

* looks to other side of auditorium, points at different anonymous person she doesn't know, smiles, and waves *

Posted by: DistHillary at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (9vQJW)

148 Flamethrower coming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (N7Vlp)

149 BuT iSrAeL hAs NeVeR bEeN aT wAr WiTh ThOsE cOuNtRiEs was quite the talking point yesterday.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)

============
And of course, it is false.
The 22 member states (the Arab League includes Arab Palestine as a country) of the Arab League have been at war with Israel from it's founding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (gtNWf)

150
Nice play, Atlantic.

"Hey, America, that bad orange man (and he is so very, very bad) didn't invite these people who hate you all and want you dead to his peace party! REEEEE! So bad! So orange!"

That dog's not gonna hunt, even with lofos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (jbllq)

151 Paul Ryan got a nasty email from Chairman Xi after the segment. "Uhhh, Jim, we gotta have a little talk..."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (7Fj9P)

152 75 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)

Have you seen her new anal beads? She bought the shitty ones.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (CLteG)

153 78

As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.


Posted by: zombie

The tweets don't render for me either, but the timestamp link works fine as a link. Right click away, zom. You know how this works.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SFOr6)

It probably has to do with the fact ace moved back to "Parts Unknown" a couple of years ago. Few "people" are from there, even fewer move back.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (n4scg)

154 138
Clearly NBC execs called Cramer and told him he was finished if he didn't grovel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

Cramer can buy, sell, and buy back every one of the suits 3 times over.At this point he just doesn't want to alienate a slice of his audience.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)

155 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)


Link?

I'm not seeing your post.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)

156 Actually, when I look at the democrat leadership these days, I am reminded of the politburo in the eighties - a bunch of doddering old fools. I don't think any of them are under 75 years old.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (kA3Cp)

157 I don't understand why ace doesn't boycott twitter.

Posted by: Lucifer at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (cP5PY)

158
Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster


You have a pic ?
Posted by: JoeF.

========

Having a female interest in fashion and fit, I took a look, and there is no change except that she's wearing a clingy dress. Her bust is still slung low.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)

159 Pelosi has that 'Jessica Walter in Play Misty for Me' quality.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

Miss Havisham
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020


*
*

Pelosi probably did look like the young Jessica Walter when Play Misty For Me was made -- like 1971.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (Ejm1K)

160 If you are confusing AOC and atc there is probably a ravage in your future.
Posted by: blaster



AOC got a new bra? Who gives a fuck? Seriously. Who gives a fuck?

Now, AtC gets one? Yeah. Newsworthy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (4Utw1)

161 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

162
Honest mistake. Biden supporters would wear I (heart) Trump hats and have MAGA signs at a Biden rally.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (S67j9)






But they're doing it IRONICALLY. Like urban hipsters drinking PBR.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (EGyGV)

163 The Defense Health Agency IT department blows.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (dNzKv)

164 130
Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)

If you are confusing AOC and atc there is probably a ravage in your future.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (ZfRYq)


Whew. Barely got my flame retardant PJs on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (s4dNo)

165 Choosy Mothers choose Trump Wound Salt.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (gmo/4)

166 I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (HrMC1)

167 I love the part where AOC touches her mask three to five times in the first 24 seconds of the video clip.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (ySswD)

168 Have you seen her new anal beads? She bought the shitty ones.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (CLteG)


Have you seen Maid of Honor with Patrick Dempsey (hey I am married it isn't like i had a choice)? He arranges the shower and its a sex toy party, and grandma gets new beads and she loves her new necklace?

I could totally see AOC doing that.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (ZfRYq)

169 Her bust is still slung low.

- -

Does her bust hang low
Does it dangle to and fro
Can she tie them in a know
Can she tie them in a bow
Can she sling them on her shoulder
like a Continental Soldier
Does her bust hang low......?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (TB7HE)

170 160 When AtC gets one there is a temporary lycra/spandex shortage...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (HwiWi)

171 101 Help a moron out, I'm an idiot, I don't get Julies "frens" joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)

________

I assumed it's some millennial slang for "friends."

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (AdRDt)

172 133
There is a very funny movie waiting to be made, billed as a parody of
what a corrupt, over-the-hill, but totally woke political party would
look like in action, made using video clips of Biden, Pelosi, Schumer,
Harris, Lizzy Warren, Cuomo, and all the rest of that gang.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (AMIL/


What Happens to a Political Party When the Old Guard and the New Radicals Clash?

Sundowning: The Miniseries

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (mSgQG)

173 87 56 I don't even know who "Jim Cramer" is, but at least he's honest.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)

Cramer makes a living pretending to be an expert financial advisor and investor.I don't like him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna


Wait -- so he's a media member?

When the media is itself the story, then it's not actual news.

Sorta like an aging, played-out old songwriter who's totally out of creatvity, and eventually writes a song like this:

(Strums guitar)

"Oh, I sat down to write this song
but I couldn't come up with any ideas.
So I'll strum my axe and hum along
I can't think of a rhyme, so I'll just stop here...."

Most embarrassing aging stars eventually write a song like this near the end of their careers.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (HEEq1)

174
Pelosi probably did look like the young Jessica Walter when Play Misty For Me was made -- like 1971.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (Ejm1K)
--------------

Nancy was a good looking gal the first 40 years of her life.

However, the last 40 years have made up for the previous 40.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (WEBkv)

175 DOOOO
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)

176 I know that this is a "sources say", but it's interesting and not US journalists.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/saudi-arabia-israel-negotiating-temple-mount-control-report-629917

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (sTnpX)

177 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Nancy is a national treasure. She should be put in the Dunce Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (VpIIl)

179

what is that called when women die their hair
blue
green
pink
purple
\
that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?



??

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GIeIM)

180 What's really interesting is during the Obama years, the big traders could manipulate the markets.
Nowadays, an index fund (that doesn't require any "management") is beating the managers every year. Because the big traders are no longer in control.
Dave Portnoy (who interviewed the president, remember?) is the poster child for ordinary people making a lot of money without using the fancy managers.

I don't know if he has any idea what he's doing, but his instinct is sound--he doesn't trust the "suits" and thinks they try to manipulate the market to benefit themselves, especially with crashes. He picks on Kramer all the time.

Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (AwPyG)

181 Having a female interest in fashion and fit, I took a look, and there is no change except that she's wearing a clingy dress. Her bust is still slung low.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)


She didn't go to a full pushup braw but they are better placed than usual.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (ZfRYq)

182 Pelosi has that stupid fucking smile on her face every time she hits a camera. I think they've done some damage to the nerves in her face with all that botox.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Now, AtC gets one? Yeah. Newsworthy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (4Utw1)



I did actually but these are boring more or less sports bras because I got stabulated by a snapped underwire one time too many.

Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)

184
Nancy is a national treasure.

------

Fine then. Bury her forty feet down on Oak Island then.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (nw6Hr)

185 I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (HrMC1)
--------------

AOC isn't a bad looking gal. Unfortunately, her strident self-righteousness makes her extremely ugly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:35 PM (WEBkv)

186 I did actually but these are boring more or less sports bras because I got stabulated by a snapped underwire one time too many.

Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)


Function over form - engineer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (s4dNo)

187 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ophmes


Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (ZfRYq)


Meh.

Her problem is that she doesn't know how to dress. I don't think the bumps are all THAT impressive, and frankly it appears her girdle is straining to keep the tummy from bursting forth.

Pass.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (hku12)

188 I know that this is a "sources say", but it's interesting and not US journalists.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/saudi-arabia-israel-negotiating-temple-mount-control-report-629917

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (sTnpX)
--

I say this in all seriousness:

Politicians' October surprise silliness is "he raped so and so" or "we found this lady who said he cheated on his wife" and other nonsense.

Trump's is going to be a yuge Middle East peace deal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ySswD)

189 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)



This here is some galactic level stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)

190 Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)


I think the chick who played Vasquez in Aliens could help you out.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ZfRYq)

191
So.... I learned today that there are boobs that are so..... victorious ...... they routinely snap cable.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (nw6Hr)

192
Most embarrassing aging stars eventually write a song like this near the end of their careers.
Posted by: zombie


Or they write, perform, record, and then post on social media a song to help the rest of us "poor beknighted ones" get through a phony baloney "crisis".

"Imagine", "You've Got A Friend"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

193 Jim Cramer is Jersey Slime.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (Rx19P)

194 AOC has a lovely face, but requires ball gag.

Posted by: atttila has extra restraints at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (w7KSn)

195 The Nanzi fan club is all indignant about Jimmy's fauxpology, they are shocked, appalled and outraged he'd treat their goddess like that.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)

196 Clearly NBC execs called Cramer and told him he was finished if he didn't grovel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)
.........

and he could lose his hair salon.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

197 I did actually but these are boring more or less sports bras because I got stabulated by a snapped underwire one time too many.

Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick



From what I hear, underwires are great for checking leaky microwave ovens.

I still feel sorry for that cow orker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (4Utw1)

198 188 I say this in all seriousness:

Politicians' October surprise silliness is "he raped so and so" or "we found this lady who said he cheated on his wife" and other nonsense.

Trump's is going to be a yuge Middle East peace deal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ySswD)

====

It's kind of a proactive, "Who gives a shit about Trump's personal life?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (UWqZJ)

199 O/T -- Please note that Trump did so well at ABC's "town hall" last night that no one is talking about it today -- despite Twitter blue checks trying to disparage it as a "train wreck" last night.

The man did Fox and Friends yesterday morning; then the Abraham Accords at the White House that afternoon and then the ABC town hall last night. How do you think Biden could handle that schedule? lol

Plus, Trump took very hostile questions from DNC plants and remained calm and respectfully in answering them. You can disagree with his answers or think he could have done better, but unlike Joe Biden when he was questioned by a factory worker about guns, he didn't tell anyone they were "full of shit."

Any normal people in the middle who watched the town hall saw that Trump isn't the raving lunatic the MSM claims he is and will remember that, plus how unfair the questions were *and* how Biden is not going to do a town hall.

HUGE win for Trump.

Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)

200 161 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)


There's only one way to show true contrition: seppuku.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (OCKbA)

201 Nancy is crazy, she's up there daily bobbing her head and gasping in disdain at Trump's latest whatever, and then launching into an unconvincing lie/talking point with all the (limited) earnestness a woman with her level of botox/fillers/facelift can demonstrate.*



*When the face no longer moves, these women have to pop open their eyes and shake their heads to show emotion, LOL. Freaks!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (bDqIh)

202 I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020


*
*

I've yet to see a clear pic. She's usually wearing a jacket or something dark, or both. That dancing video from her college days offered some glimpses, but nothing definite.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (Ejm1K)

203 Some of you would sellout for a nice rack. Good grief.

If someone speaks about destroying my country and my families future, all I can think about is throat punch or choke hold.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

204 I did actually but these are boring more or less sports bras because I got stabulated by a snapped underwire one time too many.

Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)

Guys don't find sports bras boring. The wrapping is always less important than the contents.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (2xzkf)

205 167
I love the part where AOC touches her mask three to five times in the first 24 seconds of the video clip.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (ySswD)
Seeing how she wears that mask, you just KNOW she's worn a ball gag at some point.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (N39Ws)

206 He could have called her an evil cunt and it would have been more accurate.

Posted by: Lucifer at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (cP5PY)

207 AOC has a lovely face

The mask covers her best features!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (h5TKJ)

208 Jim Cramer is an impertinent serf. He must be executed.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (xK9An)

209 121 99 Is a frens the opposite of a schadenboner?

Yes.

A big deferens.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE

Vast, even

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)

_______

*golf clap* to you both.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (AdRDt)

210 176 I know that this is a "sources say", but it's interesting and not US journalists.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/saudi-arabia-israel-negotiating-temple-mount-control-report-629917
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (sTnpX)

moshiach 5781 !

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (n4scg)

211 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

-

Holy sh*t. They'll go that far to avoid playing music black people wrote or inspired?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ySswD)

212 The day after historic peace deals were signed at the White House creating a framework that might lead to regional peace in the Middle East the questions at today's presser are all about masks.

What a garbage media.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

213 I always imagined that Hillary smelled of talcum, bourbon and urine. What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)

214 This is where I get fruit and dirtclods thrown at me but, I agree, he should apologize -- but not to Nancy. He should apologize to the American people for disrespecting the office she holds, as Senator of the USA.

Yes, she's pretty nutty and she deserves contempt at a personal level, but part of what holds society together and makes the system work is showing respect for the offices of those elected into temporary power by the people.

It used to bother me to have everyone stand up when a Judge entered the chambers and refer to them as "your honor" and all that. But then I realized that we're not treating that person with respect, we're honoring the office and what it represents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

215 179

what is that called when women die their hair
blue
green
pink
purple
\
that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?



??
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GIeIM)

Much like the colorful bands on the coral snake, that's nature's way of saying "Do not Touch!"

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Izzlo)

216 Why are Nancy's eyebrows traveling down the side of her face all of a sudden?

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (AD3JT)

217 For the record, AOC would be a 4, possibly 4.5 at any SEC campus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (ySswD)

218 DOOOO
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)



I'm feeling both seen and judged.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)

219 208 Jim Cramer is an impertinent serf. He must be executed.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (xK9An)

________


LOL. Zod has set a low bar indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (AdRDt)

220 "Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)"

As long as they don't change the way they come off, I don't give a crap.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (VpIIl)

221 Oh Nance, you looked a little pissed off, no? Hey, at least your well coiffed hair stayed in place.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (oiNtH)

222 I still feel sorry for that cow orker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (4Utw1)

I feel sorry for anyone that orks cows.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (1ISKN)

223 >>If someone speaks about destroying my country and my families future, all I can think about is throat punch or choke hold. Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

Or donkey-punch.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (xK9An)

224 AOC has a lovely face
)


If donkeys are in your wheelhouse......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

225 It looks like the technician set her laser to BLAST last time she resurfaced the Nanzi's face.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (DJFLF)

226 202
I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020



*

*



I've yet to see a clear pic. She's usually wearing a jacket or
something dark, or both. That dancing video from her college days
offered some glimpses, but nothing definite.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (Ejm1K)

Well, you know.....Once you've seen one you want to see them both.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (N39Ws)

227 The way the left has treated the office of the presidency for 4 years of violent, bloody tantrums is wrong. I understand not liking the man in the office, I've often been in that place. I understand anger and frustration at the person's decisions and behavior. I've often been in that situation.

But the office of president deserves the respect of even its opponents because of what it represents and who it represents. And the left has completely forgotten that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

228 AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)

229 lulz. Trump just emailed me a petition to sign demanding Joe Biden appear on a 4 hour debate hosted by Joe Rogan.

Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (nFwvY)

230 DOOOO
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)


I'm feeling both seen and judged.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

231 "Why are Nancy's eyebrows traveling down the side of her face all of a sudden?"

Those aren't eyebrows. They're coming from the other direction.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (VpIIl)

232
What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)

-----

Ben Gay
Tobacco scented halitosis
Old Lady Lavender Perfume

..... all swirled together.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)

233 AOC donkey-punch.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (xK9An)

234 The day after historic peace deals were signed at the White House creating a framework that might lead to regional peace in the Middle East the questions at today's presser are all about masks.

What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

The Narrative above all else.
The Democrats think the "Mask-a-rade" is their best political asset.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (HrMC1)

235
He should apologize to the American people for disrespecting the office she holds, as Senator of the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM

um, yeah, about this Senator business...

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (AHWpc)

236 AOC is outstanding only in that she has a larger than average set of boobs. Most women have boobs. Many women have better boobs than AOC. Even more women have brains bigger than their boobs. Not AOC. She has 5 pounds of tits, and a BB size brain. She might be useful cleaning up, or creaming your coffee with her milk, outside that, she is little more than a noisy irritation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (o2MD2)

237 Joe Rogan is an impertinent serf. He must be executed.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (xK9An)

238
oops

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (AHWpc)

239 213
I always imagined that Hillary smelled of talcum, bourbon and urine. What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
Formaldehyde, muenster cheese and moth balls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

240
Why are Nancy's eyebrows traveling down the side of her face all of a sudden?
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (AD3JT)






Weird. A couple of weeks ago, they looked like she took the McDonald's arches off a HappyMeal box, split them, and stapled them to her forehead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (EGyGV)

241 217 For the record, AOC would be a 4, possibly 4.5 at any SEC campus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (ySswD)

=============

.4, maybe .45...

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (MkuC5)

242 235 Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (AHWpc)

=======

About your closing of tags...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)

243
I still feel sorry for that cow orker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (4Utw1)

-------

*Spock Eyebrow*

....fascinating...

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (nw6Hr)

244 211 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism
=======

Now is we could only get the CEOs that push this nonsense to do the same.

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (nzKWW)

245 AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)


So you're saying she's Rapunzel "down there."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12)

246 HUGE win for Trump.
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)



Good point. I watched some of it and came away with the same thoughts. The tell would be in how much it was talked up today.

Crickets.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (axyOa)

247 Pelosi needs some extra tire iron attention.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

248 >>that might lead to regional peace in the Middle East

The signed peace deals will not lead to regional peace in the Middle East.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (xK9An)

249 75 Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.

NO ONE.

It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)

If true, It's got to be a relief for AOC that her underboobs won't be rubbed raw by her knees.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (n4scg)

250 Who's selling out? You bang the shit out of them then never talk to them again, as is the custom in my clan

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ROLxQ)

251
I know, right?

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (AHWpc)

252 Jim Cramer is a pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

253 that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?

I have a young cousin who does so, and she's neither. There's a certain age group that does so, but the youngest ones who are doing so just like how it looks and think is neat and pretty.

It started out as a "I'M A FREAKY BITCH!" signal, and you can tell the ones that are still doing it for that reason. But its sort of a (often very expensive) fashion statement now. Kind of like piercings and tats, which used to show someone mentally unstable or raging against the night (unless they were in the military or at sea). now its just "this looks cool!" and grandma has nipple bars and neck tats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

254 AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


So her ladybits look like a bearded guy wearing a mask?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (4Utw1)

255 >>AOC has a lovely face, but requires ball gag.


It's like she and her crew were conjured up by Shepard Fairey:

https://tinyurl.com/yyatnljy

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

256 What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
My Sin perfume, hair product, and Stoli , but mainly Stoli.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (DJFLF)

257 245 AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)


So you're saying she's Rapunzel "down there."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12


Did you see that top gear episode where they hacked through the Bolivian jungle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (s4dNo)

258 250 Who's selling out? You bang the shit out of them then never talk to them again, as is the custom in my clan
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ROLxQ)

This is truly the way to inner peace.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (NWiLs)

259 The day after historic peace deals were signed at the White House creating a framework that might lead to regional peace in the Middle East the questions at today's presser are all about masks.

What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)


DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

260 >>244 211 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"Have you ever seen a college marching band eat its own head?" -- Spotswoode.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (xK9An)

261 >> You bang the shit out of them then never talk to them again, as is the custom in my clan


Pro Tip : If you stop after banging their tits off, Cleanup is a LOT easier.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (tlwAF)

262 245 AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)


So you're saying she's Rapunzel "down there."
-------------------------
How is it pubic hair knows to grow only so long and head hair doesn't? WTF

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (Rx19P)

263 228
AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)

Maybe not her armpits. But she has a "hardwood floor" because she wants to think people she sits on a board.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (N39Ws)

264 If I followed Jim Cramer's advice, I'd be poor.

As it turns out, my own inclinations were sufficient for that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (1ISKN)

265 One of the few times Cramer got it right, and, he promptly backtracks.

Sad!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker


Cramer is just a loud-mouthed stock tout, that works for NBC.

He did appear at least once on the "Celebrity Apprentice" with Donald Trump (not a contestant) and so they do know each other.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (vcOmj)

266 I always imagined that Hillary smelled of talcum, bourbon and urine. What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
.........

Hobo feces and Vagisil

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

267 So her ladybits look like a bearded guy wearing a mask?
Posted by: rickb223

she named it Forkbeard

Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (nFwvY)

268 Brennan, Clapper and Comey just issued subpoenas......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Speaker Pelosi probably smells like cognac and $1200-an-ounce perfume

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

270 Rush just reported that the Senate Homeland Security Committee has issued subpoenas to Brennan, Clapper, and Comey.

#twoweeks

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (hLShT)

271

Some of you would sellout for a nice rack. Good grief.

If someone speaks about destroying my country and my families future, all I can think about is throat punch or choke hold.
Posted by: Marcus T


Nobody here is going to vote for her, Francis.

Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (SFOr6)

272
I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020


So did Nancy Pelosi at one time.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (PtOP4)

273 At least he didn't call her "Ma'am."

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

274 AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)

when she was like 9?

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (GIeIM)

275 Fuck the "Palestinians." And fuck the garbage in our own government acting as apologists and cheerleaders for those fuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (NWiLs)

276 Twitter suspends the account of Chinese virologist Dr Li-Meng Yan agtet going on Tucker's show and saying that China intentionally manufactured and released the COVID-19:virus.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (+YYKs)

277 DOOOO
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)


I'm feeling both seen and judged.
Posted by: alexthechick


You misspelled "loved".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4Utw1)

278 73 Is anyone organizing a shitathon in San Francisco so that Crazy Nancy's driveway receives a fresh deuce every hour on the hour from now until Election Day? Create a shrine to honor her personal and professional shittiness, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)



***

So instead of a boat parade it could be a shit parade?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

We could make a festival out of it, with live music and everything!

I propose we call it Log Jam 2020.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (H3MF8)

279 How is it pubic hair knows to grow only so long and head hair doesn't? WTF

- -

More to the point, how do I teach that knowledge to my front lawn?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (TB7HE)

280 How is it pubic hair knows to grow only so long and head hair doesn't? WTF

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (Rx19P)

Any why can't they invent a grass that stops growing at a certain height so you never have to mow?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (1ISKN)

281
It's like she and her crew were conjured up by Shepard Fairey:

https://tinyurl.com/yyatnljy
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)


That looks SOOOOO much NOT like any of them........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

282 I have a young cousin who does so, and she's neither. There's a certain age group that does so, but the youngest ones who are doing so just like how it looks and think is neat and pretty.

It started out as a "I'M A FREAKY BITCH!" signal, and you can tell the ones that are still doing it for that reason. But its sort of a (often very expensive) fashion statement now. Kind of like piercings and tats, which used to show someone mentally unstable or raging against the night (unless they were in the military or at sea). now its just "this looks cool!" and grandma has nipple bars and neck tats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)


There's a difference between mermaid hair and I'M MY OWN PERSON, DAD dye jobs.

Mainly because you can tell the mermaid hair people spent three figures on getting it done professionally and take of it and the other people do not.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (GbPPJ)

283 >>what is that called when women die their hair
blue
green
pink
purple
\
that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?
- - - - - -

"aposematism"

https://tinyurl.com/y53wp86p

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

284 I know this doesn't even represent the peak of life craziness right now...

But someone had come to me in the mid 90s and said they had a glimpse 25 years into the future and it involved the President... Donald Trump...

... sharing an edited internet video of his opponent, Joe Biden, who has active dementia, dancing and smiling to "Fuck the Police", I would have probably had them and their entire family locked up for their own good.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (dPnSM)

285 >>If someone speaks about destroying my country and my families future, all I can think about is throat punch or choke hold.


Lotta women like that choking shit.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Ks5vI)

286 Yo Grump, how y'all make out? I lost barn, pump house, a lot of trees on this side of bay.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4EqBd)

287

You misspelled "loved".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4Utw1)


Well, at a minimum, "lusted after."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

288 >>256 What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
My Sin perfume, hair product, and Stoli , but mainly Stoli. Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (DJFLF)

An assertive cheese. Face-powder. Bottom-of-the-grandma-purse-gum. Bed-Bath-and-Beyond. Absorbine Junior. Pimm's Cup.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (xK9An)

289 I did actually but these are boring more or less sports bras because I got stabulated by a snapped underwire one time too many.

Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)


https://youtu.be/u4aOgymBGVw

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (sTnpX)

290 He doesn't post there. He does link to things posted there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

Which is why that Twitter alternative everyone was talking about a couple of months ago was stillborn. It's a ghetto that nobody is allowed to see unless they're registered. Which makes it pointless. I even forgot what it was called already.

We sure don't have the galaxy brains on the tech side.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (j3jZX)

291 I believe a huge mistake was made by the Biden campaign a few days ago. Biden railed against Trump and repeated the lie that Trump disparaged our troops and had no respect for the military. Oops.

Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.

Fasten your selt belts!

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

292 You misspelled "loved".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4Utw1)



Awww. Someone wants a lemon bar.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (GbPPJ)

293 I always imagined that Hillary smelled of talcum, bourbon and urine. What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (4Utw1)

294 282
There's a difference between mermaid hair and I'M MY OWN PERSON, DAD dye jobs.

Mainly because you can tell the mermaid hair people spent three figures on getting it done professionally and take of it and the other people do not.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (GbPPJ)

========

I had a friend at work do it. It cost her $175, looked great for about a day, and then buyer's remorse set in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)

295
... sharing an edited internet video of his
opponent, Joe Biden, who has active dementia, dancing and smiling to
"Fuck the Police", I would have probably had them and their entire
family locked up for their own good.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (dPnSM)

Trump keeps outdoing himself. when I saw that clip, I couldn't even...

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (DJFLF)

296 Mr. Cramer was probably visited by police, who reminded him that either he apologize to Madam Speaker, or he WILL pay for his insolence.

YOU DO NOT QUESTION OR INSULT A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE ONE POLITICAL PARTY WITH THE SOLE, EXCLUSIVE RIGHT THE RULE THE UNITED STATES AS IT SEES FIT.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (SSJSf)

297 279 How is it pubic hair knows to grow only so long and head hair doesn't? WTF

What do you mean it stops growing?

Posted by: Crazy Nancy at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (dPnSM)

298 HUGE win for Trump.
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)

I agree.
His best moment was the empathy he showed that tearful Dominican girl who just became a citizen and who's mother just died.
That was real empathy--not faked.

Also, he got to refute the "losers, suckers" libel in front of the country.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (HrMC1)

299 Oh yeah. Parler. That's what that thing was called.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (j3jZX)

300 What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)

Artisanal shampoo that costs more than you make badly covering shades of locker room and hobo poo.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (2xzkf)

301 270
Rush just reported that the Senate Homeland Security Committee has issued subpoenas to Brennan, Clapper, and Comey.



#twoweeks

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (hLShT)

Yawns. I'm tired of these assclowns trying to get new soundbites for their reelection. Now, if the DOJ issued subpoenas, maybe I'd care.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (N39Ws)

302 There's a difference between mermaid hair and I'M MY OWN PERSON, DAD dye jobs.

Yeah you're right, although really poor girls still use stuff like Kool Aid. You just can tell by the rest of them what their mental state is in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

303 Who's selling out? You bang the shit out of them then never talk to them again, as is the custom in my clan
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ROLxQ)


I find it comical, when people seem to confuse real life with the stuff one fantasizes (one way or another) about doing. As if the two are the same.

It's ok fellas, to ogle the pretty ladies, without having to worry about their political stances.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (hku12)

304 Trump keeps outdoing himself. when I saw that clip, I couldn't even...
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (DJFLF)

Best moment of the campaign so far. It reminded me of 2016.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (dPnSM)

305 161 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

They sucked anyway.

('78 grad GSAS)

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (QE8X6)

306 And fuck the fact that you have to be abusive and exploitative to get ahead.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

307 I had a friend at work do it. It cost her $175, looked great for about a day, and then buyer's remorse set in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)
--------------

Designer Do's are great, until one realizes the amount of maintenance involved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)

308 Damn well should be questions about masks. But none of them will be the intelligent correct questions. And none of them, apparently, ever are heard inside the WH.

The country right now is bathing in full-blown media marinade of Redfield's outrageous, utterly baseless mask statements today.

Oh - with "vaccines" playing runner up (another stupid, disastrous task force/WH failure).

No excuse to not start fixing this trainwreck, today.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (OTzUX)

309 269 Speaker Pelosi probably smells like cognac and $1200-an-ounce perfume

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

________


That's a waste of good perfume. There's a reason they call her Nancy "Two Poops" behind her back.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:50 PM (LINkS)

310 It's ok fellas, to ogle the pretty ladies, without having to worry about their political stances.
Posted by: BurtTC


AOC's best political stance is bent over a desk.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (4Utw1)

311

I want a lemon bar...

Posted by: Proven To Cause Insanity In Laboratory Rats at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (d6DSt)

312 It seemed to me that Crazy Nan did not compute during the exchange.
No apology needed!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (SK2xO)

313 If you want to know what the Democrats think/do, just note what they accuse Trump of. They are invariably guilty of what they accuse him of. Including insulting service men and women, which Trump would NEVER do.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (o2MD2)

314 MOAR DISTRACTIONS PLEEZ

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (Bk0np)

315 >>Designer Do's are great, until one realizes the amount of maintenance involved.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)

Wahl clippers, #1 guard.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (xK9An)

316 218 DOOOO
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)


I'm feeling both seen and judged.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria


Hi Empress!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (W2Pud)

317 AOC has a lovely face

************************

I strongly disagree -- she is youngish and youth gives even the most plain females an attractive quality. Good make up, hair and wardrobe further disguise that fact that her actual face looks likes something on an Aztec totem pole. She is going to be one of those women that ages real hard.

Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (iYXhj)

318 Biden in Florida accused Trump of emulating Fidel.

Yeah, Despacito, that'll work. Keep doing that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (gtNWf)

319 I had a friend at work do it. It cost her $175, looked great for about a day, and then buyer's remorse set in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)



It's a TON of upkeep to make it continue looking good. And color correcting back is a major and even more expensive process.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (GbPPJ)

320 I'd be surprised if Cramer and Trump aren't pals. He hosted a show with Kudlow for years, and Kudlow is a Trump guy.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (FCQR/)

321 Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (xK9An)


Dammit, I meant to ask you what the story was behind the "mutated" thing, and I forgot.

Are you gonna be at the TXMoMe?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (t+qrx)

322 What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?

Brimstone and old woman butt-powder.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (Bk0np)

323

The USA Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

Posted by: 2025 headline at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (63Dwl)

324 For the record, I wouldn't bang AOC with Ace's dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (o2MD2)

325 >>Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.
Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

I think I saw somewhere that he said "I can be vicious too." This could get fun!

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (QE8X6)

326 *waves to nurse ratched*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (GbPPJ)

327 AOC has a lovely face,




Francis the Talking Mule: She sure does!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (nQ8IH)

328 Flash Gordon in the house, Broseidon.

Got it up and flipping on Sat night.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (mtTY1)

329 I think if Nanzi has one more face lift, she will wind up with a goatee.


/Hat tip to the late Joan Rivers

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (JNTt1)

330 189 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
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This here is some galactic level stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)
-----------------------------------------
I honestly don't know whether this report is true or from the Babylon Bee.
Really,you can't tell anymore.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (M/9m0)

331 Ooh, a Senate hearing! (gasp)
Meanwhile, Strozk is out there like a celebrity selling books and collecting speaking fees.
Gimme a break...

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (w7KSn)

332 I believe a huge mistake was made by the Biden campaign a few days ago. Biden railed against Trump and repeated the lie that Trump disparaged our troops and had no respect for the military. Oops.

Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.

Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiN

Yes, but when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has no idea where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him off the stage.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

333 I strongly disagree -- she is youngish and youth gives even the most plain females an attractive quality. Good make up, hair and wardrobe further disguise that fact that her actual face looks likes something on an Aztec totem pole. She is going to be one of those women that ages real hard.
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Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)

334 Aw come on man. We all know that this pie n ice cream deal is all busted. In the Biden Obama address we sighed a deal with Iraq where they pinky swore no nukes and that was big fucked up deal. Not some piss deal like the one Bush signed yesterday... ahhh you know ahh I mean last month.


Look fat, you want to do a pull up contest because I guarantee I can pull up my Depends faster than shit smeared ass cheeks.
Hey look... ahhh ... I've ahhh I say said too much already. Mommy ahh I mean Jill get me off this crazy thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (pw+jk)

335 I think AOC is pretty enough on the outside, but it isn't going to last, I suspect. She'll be getting a series of ever more severe face jobs starting in a decade or so

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

336 She smells of Replens, Sliquid and Poligrip.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

337 So Barr is gonna charge Rioters with sedition? Is this true?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (dKiJG)

338 Yes, but when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has no idea where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him off the stage.
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)


How high is the stage?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (t+qrx)

339 I stopped watching Cramer after he endorsed Obama. A guy giving financial advice who would also tell me to vote for a socialist is a quack.

So he's a nutjob Leftie.

Honestly, when he said the "Crazy Nancy" thing, he didn't say it in the derisive manner that people who really MEAN it would. Once he realized he had done it, he was clearly horrified (although the "I respect THE OFFICE" thing makes me wonder a bit).

I suspect he's simply used to using the term casually - as a way to MOCK TRUMP. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (hOOi9)

340 Jeez does CNN really keep a Coronavirus scoreboard up like that?

That is kind of disgusting even for them.

Posted by: Greange at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (DqY1P)

341 234 The day after historic peace deals were signed at the White House creating a framework that might lead to regional peace in the Middle East the questions at today's presser are all about masks.

What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)

The Narrative above all else.
The Democrats think the "Mask-a-rade" is their best political asset.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (HrMC1)


Speaking those peace deals -
A day or so ago, commenters were comparing PDT's energy level and schedule with Slow Joe's.

Yesterday, PDT met with foreign officials with photo ops in the late morning, then spoke at and officiated a relatively long treaty signing, and wrapped-up his public day with a 90 minute (?) televised voter Q and A session.

Joe's public events yesterday were two speeches, each less than 30 minutes I'll bet.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (AMIL/)

342 >>Are you gonna be at the TXMoMe?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (t+qrx)

Huh. Hadn't thought about it. Next month, right?

Is this the "guns and likker and fuckin' Texas" potlatch? Because if it is, that might be a show not to miss...

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)

343 >>For the record, I wouldn't bang AOC with Ace's dick.


Well, it's all greasy. I don't really blame you.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (mtTY1)

344 Since Columbia doesn't need their stadium any more, with no football (and- hurrah - no Columbia marching band) Trump should hold a rally there. Watch Cuomo's head explode.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (gtNWf)

345 Hey! There is a problem in the ladies dept!

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)

346 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD

So cancel culture is not all bad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)

347 Time for more coffee and stupid secretarial-grade work. Fuck this shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (NWiLs)

348 Nice, garrett. I have no idea what a good score on Flash is, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (FCQR/)

349 AOC is cute. Would bang.

But would definitely get her shitfaced and ask her questions about all the bullshit she says.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (s4dNo)

350 Which is why that Twitter alternative everyone was talking about a couple of months ago was stillborn. It's a ghetto that nobody is allowed to see unless they're registered. Which makes it pointless. I even forgot what it was called already.

We sure don't have the galaxy brains on the tech side.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (j3jZX)


Sorta like one of those alternatives to Drudge, which looks exactly like Drudge, and has prominent links about what a poopyhead Drudge is. And posts links that appear to be designed SPECIFICALLY to be anti-Drudge.

Which basically means Drudge is running their site as well as his own.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (hku12)

351 The best part of Cramer calling Crazy Nancy (other then that actually calling her "Crazy Nancy" to her face) is when he apologized immediately by saying "That was the President. I have too much respect for the office to ever call you that." was her evil "But you did. But you just did."

Totally exposed what an entitled, insufferable and humorless C U Next Tuesday she is.

Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (iYXhj)

352 She is neither hot or ugly.... just an average looking commie.

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (nzKWW)

353 Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)


Like... both at the same time?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (sTnpX)

354
Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.

Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

This is the moment in the action movie where it becomes clear the hero who has been beat down for two hours now likely has enough to devastate the antagonist. Think Neo blocking all the punches with one arm.

Usually from here on there is one more Surprise Giant Impossible Obstacle to go. In 2016 it was the Pussy Tapes...

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (dPnSM)

355 For the record, I wouldn't bang AOC with Ace's dick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (o2MD2)

C'mon. Just imagine she was a secretary in an office you worked at.

She's cute enough. Her skin tone is nice. Her hair is shiny.
She's slim. She has nice tits.

What's not to like?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)

356 AOC has a lovely face,


===
Made for doggy style.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (pw+jk)

357 Guys don't find sports bras boring. The wrapping is always less important than the contents.


Yeah, but the one-hand behind-the-back unsnapping is fun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (wzVKm)

358 Not heard, not seen.

C'est la vie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (TB7HE)

359
Huh. Hadn't thought about it. Next month, right?

Is this the "guns and likker and fuckin' Texas" potlatch? Because if it is, that might be a show not to miss...
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)


Left sidebar on the main page.

Yes. It's trending towards "good times to be had by all."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

360 What I don't understand about people who dye their hair unusual colors...is why?

Because it's not to make them look more attractive. It makes them look fugly to the max.

Just don't get it.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (/rsCS)

361 I think AOC is pretty enough on the outside, but it isn't going to last, I suspect. She'll be getting a series of ever more severe face jobs starting in a decade or so
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
--------------

Strident lefties rarely, if ever, age well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (WEBkv)

362 Cramer's problem is he went to Harvard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (gtNWf)

363 >>I have no idea what a good score on Flash is, though


Apparently that 2.6 mil I put up on game 2 is gonna be hard to beat! (3 Ball)

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (mtTY1)

364 Biden in Florida accused Trump of emulating Fidel.

Democrat internal polling numbers in Florida and with Hispanics generally must be terrifying them. But this was... it was like watching Steve Buscemi show up in high school with a skateboard and his hat backward. Music/Band

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

365 Brennan, Clapper and Comey just issued subpoenas......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

What a coincidence. I, too, just looked up how to wipe my I phone.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

366 when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has
no idea where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him
off the stage.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

And then I will immediately start keeping Kosher and following all of the laws of Judaism, because that will be proof that God exists (and has a wicked sense of humor)!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (xT2tT)

367 Is this the "guns and likker and fuckin' Texas" potlatch? Because if it is, that might be a show not to miss...
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)


In that order, yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (t+qrx)

368
She's cute enough. Her skin tone is nice. Her hair is shiny.
She's slim. She has nice tits.

What's not to like?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)


Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and a needle scratching a record at the same time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

369 >>357 Guys don't find sports bras boring. The wrapping is always less important than the contents.

Rodeo handle.

1. Doggy style.
2. Friend jumps out of closet.
3. 8 seconds.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (xK9An)

370 161 Columbia University Marching Band Dissolves After Accusing Itself of Racism and Sexism

"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

________


Were it the Leland Stanford Jr. Marching Band of the 70's and 80's, I could see them mocking this and all performing in blackface.

But today? They'll probably soon follow suit ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (LINkS)

371 But the Democrats loved Fidel.....

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (HwiWi)

372 Are those Biden's balls on Pelosi's necklace?

Posted by: CN at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (ONvIw)

373 But would definitely get her shitfaced and ask her questions about all the bullshit she says.

That would be a lot more fun than the sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

374 What I don't understand about people who dye their hair unusual colors...is why?

Because it's not to make them look more attractive. It makes them look fugly to the max.

Just don't get it.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (/rsCS)


Because it's fun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (GbPPJ)

375 Yesterday, PDT met with foreign officials with photo ops in the late morning, then spoke at and officiated a relatively long treaty signing, and wrapped-up his public day with a 90 minute (?) televised voter Q and A session.

Joe's public events yesterday were two speeches, each less than 30 minutes I'll bet.
Posted by: Gref


One, iirc, was 17 minutes and no questions.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (4Utw1)

376 353 Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)

Like... both at the same time?
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Never marry chicks that like threesomes. Keep them in a special place.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (Rx19P)

377 What's not to like?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)

An honest man!

I agree. She is attractive.


Physically.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (xT2tT)

378
Rush just reported that the Senate Homeland Security Committee has issued subpoenas to Brennan, Clapper, and Comey.

#twoweeks
Posted by: ShainS

==========

Closed-door hearings, "I plead the fifth," "I can't recall," referral to the DOJ, please file it with the others etc etc?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (G51Gf)

379 Theres this place here that advertises all the time,,,Wigs Wigs Wigs... The add even mentions spicing things up with your partner.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (ROLxQ)

380 "The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)


I heartily endorse this decision.

Posted by: NaOH at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (t+qrx)

381 Remember the Columbia Marching Band members will be given a diploma and will be hired by your company HR department. We need to stop laughing off this insanity.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (G6Kvw)

382 I can't Rodeo Fuck for shit.

I have no problem with the mount or getting out of the gate...

but those Clowns kinda freak me out.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (mtTY1)

383 Biden in Florida accused Trump of emulating Fidel.

Yeah, Despacito, that'll work. Keep doing that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (gtNWf)




I wonder if he were asked today, if he could tell us who Fidel was?
I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)

384 In 15 years AOC is going to look like Edward James Olmos.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (dPnSM)

385 C'mon. Just imagine she was a secretary in an office you worked at.

She's cute enough. Her skin tone is nice. Her hair is shiny.
She's slim. She has nice tits.

What's not to like?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)


Well, after a couple of mods; like jacking her up and running Gemma Arterton underneath her. Then we could talk.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (o2MD2)

386 CBS took photos from Latinos for Trump in Phoenix and tagged it as a Biden event.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (3aI0K)

387 Yeah AOC's voice and speaking, like, patterns make mr hand turn into mr fist. She would get very very annoying in a very big hurry even if she wasn't a dimwitted leftist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

388 371 But the Democrats loved Fidel.....
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (HwiWi)

========

Still do. He's a reliable vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

389 What keeps me from lusting after AOC is the idea that I'd have to listen to her for a significant period of time.

Same reason why I told my wife that I had no interest in having an affair with a 23 year old Admin at my office. What would I talk to her about.....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (TB7HE)

390 338
Yes, but when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has no idea
where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him off the
stage.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)



How high is the stage?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (t+qrx)

Slow clap.......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (kx/Pp)

391 >>Left sidebar on the main page. Yes. It's trending towards "good times to be had by all."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

I would be bringing Kyrsten Sinema on a silver leash. I need to contact the POC for the MoMe and see if it's okay if I bring Kyrsten Sinema on a silver leash.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (xK9An)

392 269 Speaker Pelosi probably smells like cognac and $1200-an-ounce perfume

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)


And triple-chocolate fudge ice cream.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

393 I strongly disagree -- she is youngish and youth gives even the most plain females an attractive quality. Good make up, hair and wardrobe further disguise that fact that her actual face looks likes something on an Aztec totem pole. She is going to be one of those women that ages real hard.
----------------------
Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)


I dated a crazy redhead, way back when. Very hot, but to be honest, she had to doll herself up. The few times I saw her not dolled up... eh, she was very displeased that I would see her not dolled up.

So... mom was quite an old, for a gal as young as she, and mom was hideous. I mean, the thing of nightmares hideous.

Now fast forward to now... if I saw this gal, she probably looks about exactly like her mom did then.

But that's the thing, if one does not INTEND to stick around that long with the gal in question, does it really matter if she's going to age out of her looks one day?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)

394 >>Always check out the mom.


First thing in the morning.


Because that is what you will be waking up next to.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (mtTY1)

395
I agree. She is attractive.


Physically.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (xT2tT)


Sorry, but I could only see her as nothing but a 'butterface.'

I guess you could put The Flag over her head and do it for your country.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and a needle scratching a record at the same time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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Her voice is probably fine after a couple of glasses of wine.

She's one of those intense people who've latched onto a cause and it has taken over her life.

If she relaxed and got away from all that crap, she might be decent to hang out with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)

397 "The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."

In acid? I approve.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (HwiWi)

398 386
CBS took photos from Latinos for Trump in Phoenix and tagged it as a Biden event.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (3aI0K)

Aiiieee Chihuahua!

Posted by: Tudball/Harris at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (kx/Pp)

399 Hey! There is a problem in the ladies dept!


Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)



See if Mrs. Slocombe or Miss Brahms can help.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (nQ8IH)

400 Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (LINkS)

I observed first hand the Stanford Junior College band's finest hour...in the end zone at Memorial Stadium in Berkeley in 1982.

Go Bears!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (xT2tT)

401 382 I can't Rodeo Fuck for shit.

I have no problem with the mount or getting out of the gate...

but those Clowns kinda freak me out.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (mtTY1)


Water out nose. Asshole!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (s4dNo)

402 It is not remarks Biden made .

It is a commercial. It is really gross.

Basically it scans over a military graveyard and headstones and then floats the anonymous quotes over the scene.

Posted by: Greange at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (DqY1P)

403 >>Physically. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (xT2tT)

Zod would give her the batter.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (xK9An)

404 Hey! There is a problem in the ladies dept!


Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)



See if Mrs. Slocombe or Miss Brahms can help.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


THAT'S AOC in 30 years. Mrs. Slocumbe.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (4Utw1)

405 I sharply disagree. AOC needs someone called an "orthodontist".

And stupid girls are repulsive in their own way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (SSJSf)

406 I'm so disappointed in my Senate colleagues for using the Senate to engage in partisan politics like this.
I just can't.

Posted by: Mitt at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (4thlk)

407 229 lulz. Trump just emailed me a petition to sign demanding Joe Biden appear on a 4 hour debate hosted by Joe Rogan.
Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (nFwvY)


The mysteries of Trump's wondrous "5-D chess playing"!

He must have a pretty good idea that Biden can't possibly do even ONE debate - one that is MUCH shorter. It's grandmaster trolling.

It's funny to see all the pundits who got everything wrong give Trump orders on what he HAS to do ifferently in his campaign. They'd embarrass themselves less by watching, and trying to LEARN something!

Posted by: Optimizer at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (hOOi9)

408 "I'll tell you what -- if I had the talent of any one of these people, I'd be elected president by acclamation," Biden chuckled.

and by "these people" Joe, you mean....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (gtNWf)

409 I dated a crazy redhead....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)


Sorry for being overly verbosely redundantly using too many words. I shoulda just said "redhead."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (hku12)

410 Sometimes AOC looks good and sometimes she has the crazy eyes and donkey chompers going. She's a two face.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (HwiWi)

411 397 "The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."

In acid? I approve.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (HwiWi)

some seemed to think it was a joke. Looks real to me. Overall, I think all of Columbia University, as well as the rest of the Ivy League, should dissolve.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)

412 But the Democrats loved Fidel.....
Posted by: steevy
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And the KKK, but for them, history began this morning. Every day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (L47aO)

413 I would be bringing Kyrsten Sinema on a silver leash. I need to contact the POC for the MoMe and see if it's okay if I bring Kyrsten Sinema on a silver leash.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (xK9An)


That'll be Ben Had.

As long as Krysten Sinema stays in the horse trailer, I don't think it'll be a problem.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (t+qrx)

414 "Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)"

As long as they don't change the way they come off, I don't give a crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020


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Unfasten in front for the win!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Ejm1K)

415 Well, as a LIV who dislikes Pelosi once told me, Nancy is just one Democrat. You can't condemn the whole party because she's a nasty, stupid witch.

Then I mentioned that this is the person the Dems in Congress CHOSE to represent them.

"Say what?!?"
LIV had no idea Speaker is elected by colleagues!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (M/9m0)

416 CBS took photos from Latinos for Trump in Phoenix and tagged it as a Biden event.
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (3aI0K)


Mother pussbucket.......

Sue them. Sue them to oblivion.

THEY LIE RELENTLESSLY.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

417 236 AOC is outstanding only in that she has a larger than average set of boobs. Most women have boobs. Many women have better boobs than AOC. Even more women have brains bigger than their boobs. Not AOC. She has 5 pounds of tits, and a BB size brain. She might be useful cleaning up, or creaming your coffee with her milk, outside that, she is little more than a noisy irritation.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (o2MD2)

I guess, if you are a "boob guy".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (SSJSf)

418 I've always posted that the BIG October surprise, as opposed to all of the recent little September surprises, will be when Manhattan DA Vance announces an indictment of Trump for either campaign finance violations, or fraud in connection with the Trump Foundation.

I still believe this. Just watch it happen.

Like Carville said yesterday, "Trump is desperate. He's going to lose, and he's going to jail."

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Cssks)

419 Because it's fun.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (GbPPJ)
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You could shave your head bald, and you'd still be fun.

AOC with multi-color hair is still AOC.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (WEBkv)

420 If you love a girl it doesnt matter how she ages. You think you're gonna turn into Brad Pitt, you fat smelly hairy fuck?

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (dPnSM)

421 If she relaxed and got away from all that crap, she might be decent to hang out with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)


Until she gets pregnant and turns into the soccer mom from hell.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (sTnpX)

422 I mean almost no girl, outside of the preternaturally good looking ones, looks good all the time. My most recent ex was super cute but there was one time I was laying next to her and in profile she looked like Fred Armisen.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (FCQR/)

423 415 Well, as a LIV who dislikes Pelosi once told me, Nancy is just one Democrat. You can't condemn the whole party because she's a nasty, stupid witch.

Then I mentioned that this is the person the Dems in Congress CHOSE to represent them.

"Say what?!?"
LIV had no idea Speaker is elected by colleagues!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (M/9m0)

==========

"It's like a seniority thing, right? Or it's some penumbra in the constitution?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

424 >>410 Sometimes AOC looks good and sometimes she has the crazy eyes and donkey chompers going. She's a two face. Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (HwiWi)

I think this is referred to as "Stevie Nicks Syndrome," or was back when. Hot Cali chick in one photo, scroungy dumpster-denizen in the next.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (xK9An)

425 Sometimes AOC looks good and sometimes she has the crazy eyes and donkey chompers going. She's a two face.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (HwiWi)


Remember, the next morning is usually when they look their worst. If you can't handle them at their worst, run. Run away.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

426 I've always posted that the BIG October surprise, as opposed to all of the recent little September surprises, will be when Manhattan DA Vance announces an indictment of Trump for either campaign finance violations, or fraud in connection with the Trump Foundation.

I still believe this. Just watch it happen.

Like Carville said yesterday, "Trump is desperate. He's going to lose, and he's going to jail."

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Cssks)

Even this won't stop him.
It's New York.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (HrMC1)

427 Always check out the mom.

-----------
First thing in the morning.


Because that is what you will be waking up next to.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (mtTY1)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (hku12)

428 Yes, but when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has no idea where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him off the stage.

Posted by: LASue


How high is the stage?

Posted by: hogmartin


Slow clap.......
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Yeah. Wow. That was just, wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (4Utw1)

429 Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)


I dated a crazy redhead, way back when. Very hot, but to be honest, she had to doll herself up. The few times I saw her not dolled up... eh, she was very displeased that I would see her not dolled up.

So... mom was quite an old, for a gal as young as she, and mom was hideous. I mean, the thing of nightmares hideous. . . .

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020


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The second Mrs. Wolfus was volcano hot, and her mother was very MILFish (though that term hadn't been coined yet). I figured I was okay.

The sociopath detail didn't come into it until later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)

430 NOOD!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (9IdCK)

431 AOC is one of those girls who looks better with her mouth shut (and this isn't some misogynist crack). She has a mouth like a Basking Shark and teeth that could bite an apple through a chain link fence. But with her mouth shut she grows 3 points on the decimal scale and not just because she's not talking any longer.

This notion that all our enemies must be hideous and all our friends beautiful is... odd to me. Ann Hathaway and Gal Gadot are probably idiot leftists but they are still pretty. I'll take a right-thinking 3 over a retard leftist 8 any day of the week and twice on Saturdays, but that doesn't mean the 3 is pretty and the 8 is hideous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

432 This is the moment in the action movie where it becomes clear the hero who has been beat down for two hours now likely has enough to devastate the antagonist. Think Neo blocking all the punches with one arm.

Usually from here on there is one more Surprise Giant Impossible Obstacle to go. In 2016 it was the Pussy Tapes...
Posted by: ...


Prepare to unlock October Surprise achievement level.

Ready Player Trump.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (vcOmj)

433 387 Yeah AOC's voice and speaking, like, patterns make mr hand turn into mr fist. She would get very very annoying in a very big hurry even if she wasn't a dimwitted leftist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

Her voice is the equivalent of taking a cheese grater to my auditory nerves and then grating away.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (SSJSf)

434 @joshdcaplan WSJ: AG Barr tells prosecutors to consider charging violent protesters with sedition.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (3H9h1)

435 >>As long as Krysten Sinema stays in the horse trailer, I don't think it'll be a problem.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (t+qrx)

Zod will monetize.

One buck to look at her in the trailer. Ten bucks gets you a barrel-race.

Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (xK9An)

436 For anyone not familiar with CBD's reference to Stanford Marching Band's "finest hour" you gotta check it out.

https://tinyurl.com/y6mxb7ec

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (gtNWf)

437 "If you love a girl it doesnt matter how she ages. You think you're gonna turn into Brad Pitt, you fat smelly hairy fuck?
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (dPnSM)"

Well, I was like a 3 in high school and I'm a 6 now, by old age I'm definitely primed to be the sexiest man in the nursing home.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (FCQR/)

438 Remember, the next morning is usually when they look their worst. If you can't handle them at their worst, run. Run away.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020


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I still chuckle to remember the day I came over to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2's house and she was not wearing makeup. She comic-wailed, "Now you see me as I really am!"

She was still hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (Ejm1K)

439 If she relaxed and got away from all that crap, she might be decent to hang out with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)

I think you'll find that AOC would become a Neo-Nazi Reich Supremacist if it meant obtaining power.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (dPnSM)

440 "It's like a seniority thing, right? Or it's some penumbra in the constitution?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

You mean a PEEEN-umbra???

Posted by: Jordan Steele, weather dork at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (SSJSf)

441 I mean almost no girl, outside of the preternaturally good looking ones, looks good all the time. My most recent ex was super cute but there was one time I was laying next to her and in profile she looked like Fred Armisen.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (FCQR/)


The late wife was a fine looking woman, dolled up or not, but from certain angles her face looked lopsided. Really misshapen, and kinda resembled Kirk Douglas, without the dimple.

Needless to say I never told her that.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)

442 If you love a girl it doesnt matter how she ages. You think you're gonna turn into Brad Pitt

Yeah that's important to keep in mind. Although, unfairly, men tend to look better as they age. Teen guys are NOT the hunks in movies and TV, they're gawky, pimply, stupid looking dorks for the most part. I pity teen girls for their dating prospects. Women have to look at men as long-term prospects, I figure. We can be shaped into something more clean and presentable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

443 353 Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)

Like... both at the same time?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (sTnpX)



I think I saw a short film about this.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 16, 2020 02:07 PM (2fGCR)

444 I think you'll find that AOC would become a Neo-Nazi Reich Supremacist if it meant obtaining power.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (dPnSM)
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See, I don't know if she's after power or if she's a true believer. I think she's not much more than a useful idiot who managed to get elected to congress.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:08 PM (WEBkv)

445 AOC's bra is way too tight.
They want to swing to the left,
They want to swing to the right.
Go team! Go team!
Fight fight fight!

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 16, 2020 02:09 PM (Fs5vw)

446 I still believe this. Just watch it happen.

Like Carville said yesterday, "Trump is desperate. He's going to lose, and he's going to jail."

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Cssks)

I understand the concern. My belief is that the Trump Organization, having been audited endlessly for the last 20 years at least, has got everything in such a squeaky clean state that it just isn't possible. The one bit I saw being discussed was that Trump's people might have "talked up" the value of their property to banks and the like - and yet, the very nature of that claim tells us how weak it is. Every seller in every real estate transaction ever made "talks up" their value, every buyer and lender tries to talk it down. Both sides hire independent appraisers of their own to get to a mutually acceptable value.

Vance may want to try putting out an indictment on a Standard Business Practice of Everyone, Ever, but I don't think it will work out the way he may think it will.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

447 I knew two middle-aged women who both seemed very attractive. In both cases I happened to see them without thelr "face on." It was scary.

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2020 02:10 PM (QE8X6)

448 AOC has developed a gut. It's all the rich food. Plus her tits sag, so...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (CLteG)

449 Well, I was like a 3 in high school and I'm a 6 now, by old age I'm definitely primed to be the sexiest man in the nursing home.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (FCQR/)

You gotta get an eye patch. And a southern European accent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)

450 WSJ:

Barr Tells Prosecutors to Consider Charging Violent Protesters With Sedition

To bring a sedition case, prosecutors would have to prove there was a conspiracy to attack government agents or officials that posed an imminent danger

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (1Dmt5)

451 The sociopath detail didn't come into it until later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)

Dealbreaker.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (SSJSf)

452 I knew two middle-aged women who both seemed very attractive. In both cases I happened to see them without thelr "face on." It was scary.

I worked with a girl that was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous... until you got close to her. Then you could see she built her face up with a trowel, the makeup was that thick. I feared what was underneath those layers of clay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

453 422
I mean almost no girl, outside of the preternaturally good looking ones,
looks good all the time. My most recent ex was super cute but there was
one time I was laying next to her and in profile she looked like Fred
Armisen.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (FCQR/)

Could have been worse. For example:
Her: "It's OK to have a small penis!"
Guy: "Yeah, I just wish you didn't have one!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 02:21 PM (N39Ws)

454 I don't...I just don't get progressives. Who can look at those photos of the smiling people, the peace treaties, the flags on the west wall...and not get a little teary eyed?

Progressives are literally soulless monsters.

Imagine this happening every 2 weeks...for the next 2 months. Countries, one by one, agreeing to peace in the middle east.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 16, 2020 02:30 PM (I262G)

455 Slightly off-topic but this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTtABxyqIUk) puts me in mind of this (https://youtu.be/3hSnEMV58F.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 16, 2020 02:31 PM (IxDhF)

456 ">>As long as Krysten Sinema stays in the horse trailer, I don't think it'll be a problem.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (t+qrx)

Zod will monetize.

One buck to look at her in the trailer. Ten bucks gets you a barrel-race.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (xK9An)"

This is why I love this place. We are all going to hell together.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

457 Apologize? Scream in fear is what he did...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 16, 2020 02:42 PM (ABuva)

458 Hey Jim--take back one "Crazy Nancy" and substitute "Dumbitch" That'll fix it.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 16, 2020 03:18 PM (NVDjf)

459 Pelosi is just typical liberal democrat totaly Nuts

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2020 06:06 PM (FLiOE)

460 Wow, its getting to shooting mode

Posted by: Menack at September 16, 2020 11:02 PM (buTO7)

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