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Jim Cramer Apologizes for Calling Pelosi "Crazy Nancy" Right To Her Old, Haggard Crazy Face
Yesterday Cramer called Crazy Nancy crazy.
When you forget you're on live TV and accidentally speak your mind lmao https://t.co/cWgliOdqbN
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 15, 2020
Jim, you didn’t make a mistake. It’s true, and that’s why you said it. No pandering! https://t.co/64fFoZvMZc
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 16, 2020
.@SpeakerPelosi says that #BahrainIsrael peace agreement was a "distraction" from the coronavirus increased number of deaths...
— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) September 13, 2020
Do you agree with #Pelosi? pic.twitter.com/3nsMol7PjU
Unbelievable sight. Thank you, @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/HU1z2b1mDI
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) September 16, 2020
Sorry about your frens
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) September 16, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 16, 2020 01:12 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 16, 2020 01:12 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (AdRDt)
Do you agree with #Pelosi?
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The narrative above all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)
They should kiss Trump's ass that this "distraction" could have made people forget about the rioting murder and mayhem.
But no.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (Ehhdk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:13 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Willie Brown at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (whfUp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (0sVsf)
BuT iSrAeL hAs NeVeR bEeN aT wAr WiTh ThOsE cOuNtRiEs was quite the talking point yesterday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (mSgQG)
Yeah, okay. Good journalisming I guess.
Of course, if you say the things about the President that Nancy says, it makes it hard to talk.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (O+AcM)
At least until they can be against the war they championed in an election.
Stunning. Brave.
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: pep at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (whfUp)
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (AdRDt)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (SOdht)
But, hey, We win they lose MORE, has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (wNG0R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (s2VJv)
No golf clap.
A rousing cheer!!! HUZZAHS!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (dPnSM)
She is nuttier than a squirrel turd.
She's the kind of senility that is more manic and scattered but still coherent, but both start developing these real aggressive traits.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (0sVsf)
Posted by: Ha at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (Q3ZwH)
I still prefer JJS's concoction, Malig-Nancy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)
As well as Nancy Palsi
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)
Yeah, sure, I guess that whole "peace deal" I am making air quotes with my fingers thing is a good distraction from what is happening in the world.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (ZfRYq)
- The Atlantic
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Uhmm, guys? That was the whole point. You can't have a peace agreement that includes them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (whfUp)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (haWye)
Dafuq??
How many times has Trump been called racist/ liar/ Nazi/ stupid/ Fat/ Hitler/ mouthbreather/ serial rapist/ ogre/ pussy grabber???
And those are just from Jim Accosta.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (AFSld)
Wow, he really did use it, even though he tried to recover by claiming to be quoting the president.
LOLOLOL
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (N7Vlp)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (dPnSM)
Trump Wound Salt.
In the packaging with the BIG GOLD LETTERS.
Ask for it by name.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:15 PM (whfUp)
________
Trump is the arsonist literally starting the forest fires out west to distract from having killed 120 million Americans with guns and 150 million Americans with the virus!
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (AdRDt)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)
- The Atlantic
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Uhmm, guys? That was the whole point. You can't have a peace agreement that includes them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:16 PM (kA3Cp)
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"The only worthwhile peace agreement is the kind that includes everyone, can't work in the real world, and falls apart within days, preferably hours."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)
It reminds me of Fauci's reaction when a reported accused him of mouthing Trump's words, and he shot the reporter a look and said "nobody tells me what to say."
These people will brook no insult, will assume no one is allowed to break, even for a moment, from treating them with the absolute deference they deserve at all times.
"But you just did... but you just did." In that pause, she was contemplating how he must die. Not IF he must die, but how.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (hku12)
Is anyone organizing a shitathon in San Francisco so that Crazy Nancy's driveway receives a fresh deuce every hour on the hour from now until Election Day? Create a shrine to honor her personal and professional shittiness, as it were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (ZfRYq)
That's all I have to say about Crazy Nancy Pelosi.
Pussy. Dander.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)
Sounds like a Bond villain
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (oVJmc)
I only know that guy from Arrested Development!
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HgAKz)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)
'Iran and the Palestinians lose out in the Abraham Accords.'
- The Atlantic
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Feature. Not a bug.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
Trump is the arsonist literally starting the forest fires out west to distract from having killed 120 million Americans with guns and 150 million Americans with the virus!
Posted by: ShainS
Don't get her started on job losses -- she depopulates our entire planet in less than one week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (N7Vlp)
"In my defense I didn't say you're a dirty nasty old scrunt "
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (HgAKz)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (whfUp)
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**Pushes away lunch, largely untasted**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (PJtXD)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
***
So instead of a boat parade it could be a shit parade?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
"The only worthwhile peace agreement is the kind
that includes everyone, can't work in the real world, and falls apart
within days, preferably hours."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)
The important part is the process. And the conferences. And the expense account at those really exclusive resorts.
Posted by: Foggy Bottom Nervous Breakdown at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)
Sounds like a Bond villain
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020
*
*
Miss Galore's given name. Dander Galore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (Ejm1K)
As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.
Posted by: zombie
The tweets don't render for me either, but the timestamp link works fine as a link. Right click away, zom. You know how this works.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SFOr6)
Pelosi's mug supersedes all other distractions.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
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Weird that you say that since she's all over every ad I see against the Democratic incumbent in SC-1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Archer
Caricature? Ballz on accurate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
On...drugs? Fire? A roll? Help me out here.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (HEEq1)
As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)
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I thought Ace gave up Twitter.
Is he back with that hussie again???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (nw6Hr)
65 CBS News gets caught with its hand in the Latino cookie jar.
https://bit.ly/2ZFLyCP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Honest mistake!! Honestly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (s4dNo)
Nancy's a big girl and she knows what Jim Cramer is. Enough with the ceremony.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)
Cramer makes a living pretending to be an expert financial advisor and investor.I don't like him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (AdRDt)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (2DOZq)
Well one more is an increased number.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)
That maybe you don't have to be that smart to be speaker?
Posted by: Paul Ryan P90X at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (w7KSn)
Because, you know, we need an opposition or something.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SpKeo)
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Subject matter expert.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (HgAKz)
Sounds like a Bond villain
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020
*
*
Miss Galore's given name. Dander Galore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It's right on her mailbox:
PD Galore.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (4Utw1)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
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Speaking of pot lid sized aereolas....
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Doc Butkus at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (LSoOS)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020
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Inspector Cramer of Homicide West. Though I think his first name is "Fergus."
Posted by: Archie Goodwin at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (LSoOS)
And here's Joe waving to his imaginary supporters (for real)
https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/
1305929080634777600
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (s4dNo)
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She's the template.
Or even, patient zero.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (wNG0R)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)
We can do this all day...remember Cymphia McKinney?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)
Or really even that competent?
Posted by: Paul Ryan P90X at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (ySswD)
Posted by: imp
Oh, but "twitter.com" does not render on Safari on old Macs. So I can't see anything at a Twitter link.
(Well, I can [and occasionally do, when it seems important] launch a different browser which still manages to successfully display text on twitter.com pages, but that's a hassle so I generally don't go to the bother.)
That's alright. Twitter is a communicable disease, anyway.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (HEEq1)
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Think Harpo Marx with sound effects who talks.
That Cramer talks about financial matters is incidental to his show.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (WEBkv)
Yes.
A big deferens.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE
Lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (s4dNo)
https://bit.ly/2ZFLyCP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Honest mistake. Biden supporters would wear I (heart) Trump hats and have MAGA signs at a Biden rally.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (S67j9)
Posted by: zombie
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I like the part where when I hit refresh, the comments slosh around like a pitcher of beer on a cabin cruiser in a storm for about 30 seconds.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)
That's why I said rate. I assume Pelosi just based her statement on what you just said.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (2DOZq)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster
Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)
The headline of the article is "winners and Losers in the Peace Deal" (paraphrase)
The losers in the subhed are "Palestinians and Iran"
She's saying that teh Atlantic is friends with the wrong people here.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (HwiWi)
That Republicans can't leverage this bat-shit crazy, do-nothing dunce to regain the House is an embarrassment.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
Can't, or won't?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (VpIIl)
Yes.
A big deferens.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE
Vast, even
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)
433 If you are wondering if we can make a difference, I think I can provide concrete evidence that we can.
This link will take you to a story on JustTheNews which is John Solomon's joint.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ophmes
There is an autoplay video which provies the evidence.
It is an interview with AOC.
Apparently, our criticism of her sagging breasteses hit home, and she is using her Congressional salary to invest in some quality undergarments.
You can make a difference.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 12:58 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (ZfRYq)
When she gets older she will have hangers....
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (HwiWi)
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Harf??
Donkey Chompers ???
Nancy???
Dude.... be specific. Use your big words!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)
We can do this all day...remember Cymphia McKinney?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020
*
*
John Bel Edwards
Maxine Waters
AOC
Sheila Jackson Lee
Posted by: Archie Goodwin at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Ejm1K)
As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)
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I thought Ace gave up Twitter.
Is he back with that hussie again???
Posted by: fixerupper
I dunno -- just seems that a majority of posts these days consist of embedded tweets. Most of which I can't decipher, can't see, or make no sense to me when I can see them.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)
https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/
1305929080634777600
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (SFOr6)
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The pro-Joe folks will tell you that he's enthusiastically waving to the four or five airport employees that are standing 100 yards away beside their firetruck.
Because yes, that makes it look a LOT better.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (ySswD)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)
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Oh.... that's low.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (nw6Hr)
BuT iSrAeL hAs NeVeR bEeN aT wAr WiTh ThOsE cOuNtRiEs was quite the talking point yesterday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)
In fairness, they have yet to offer one soldier of their own in the Post 9/11 Wars in the ME and North Africa in our country's "Coalition of the Willing".
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (n4scg)
Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)
If you are confusing AOC and atc there is probably a ravage in your future.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (ZfRYq)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster
You have a pic ?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (AMIL/)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
________
I bet she names her bras -- maybe she's calling this one "The Loco Motive" ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (AdRDt)
Oh, but "twitter.com" does not render on Safari on old Macs. So I can't see anything at a Twitter link.
(Well, I can [and occasionally do, when it seems important] launch a different browser which still manages to successfully display text on twitter.com pages, but that's a hassle so I generally don't go to the bother.)
That's alright. Twitter is a communicable disease, anyway.
Posted by: zombie
Holy shit, that is some paleolithic tech. I agree that Twattr is a sewer, but there's so much funny there with teh election, it's worth it to put on the waders now and again.
Get a link going somewhere so the horde can help you get an upgrade. You've provided good service over the years (aside from the picture links you post), you should be able to have the finer things!
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (SFOr6)
I thought Ace gave up Twitter.
Is he back with that hussie again???
Posted by: fixerupper
He doesn't post there. He does link to things posted there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (O+AcM)
We can do this all day...remember Cymphia McKinney?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020
*
*
John Bel Edwards
Maxine Waters
AOC
Sheila Jackson Lee
Posted by: Archie Goodwin
Quit killing turkeys to make whiskey!
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)
right, I put "Corrupt" at the top of the list ... selling out the office to China, the mob, illegal gangs (her friends like MS-13) ... treacherous, treasonous ... her recent mumbling episodes might be indicate some dementia type craziness, but the corruption is permanent.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)
Miss Havisham
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (0sVsf)
pic or is didn't happen
as Ann Coulter says .... live by the boob, die by the boob
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (GIeIM)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
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In fairness, there are millions of better looking waitresses posing nude online.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (ySswD)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (HEEq1)
Same here. I don't really follow twitter formatting, so I find it difficult to follow.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (HrMC1)
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Hey buster....
We established in the LAST thread you dont like boobs.
Back of the line with you boyo.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (nw6Hr)
All I see is two numbskulls with no signs of illness, walking around outdoors in brilliant sunshine, wearing masks because that'll keep the boogeyman away.
Posted by: spindrift at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (h5TKJ)
And here's Joe waving to his imaginary supporters (for real)
https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/
1305929080634777600
Posted by: imp
___________
* points somewhere into crowd and smiles and waves *
* looks to other side of auditorium, points at different anonymous person she doesn't know, smiles, and waves *
Posted by: DistHillary at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (N7Vlp)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:14 PM (GbPPJ)
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And of course, it is false.
The 22 member states (the Arab League includes Arab Palestine as a country) of the Arab League have been at war with Israel from it's founding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (gtNWf)
Nice play, Atlantic.
"Hey, America, that bad orange man (and he is so very, very bad) didn't invite these people who hate you all and want you dead to his peace party! REEEEE! So bad! So orange!"
That dog's not gonna hunt, even with lofos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (jbllq)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2020 01:29 PM (7Fj9P)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Have you seen her new anal beads? She bought the shitty ones.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (CLteG)
As Ace becomes more and more Twitter-centric, I'm able to see or understand less and less of the posts.
Posted by: zombie
The tweets don't render for me either, but the timestamp link works fine as a link. Right click away, zom. You know how this works.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (SFOr6)
It probably has to do with the fact ace moved back to "Parts Unknown" a couple of years ago. Few "people" are from there, even fewer move back.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (n4scg)
Clearly NBC execs called Cramer and told him he was finished if he didn't grovel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Cramer can buy, sell, and buy back every one of the suits 3 times over.At this point he just doesn't want to alienate a slice of his audience.
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (DJFLF)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Link?
I'm not seeing your post.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Lucifer at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (cP5PY)
Wow NO ONE responded to my post about AOC getting a new bra.
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster
You have a pic ?
Posted by: JoeF.
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Having a female interest in fashion and fit, I took a look, and there is no change except that she's wearing a clingy dress. Her bust is still slung low.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)
Miss Havisham
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2020
*
*
Pelosi probably did look like the young Jessica Walter when Play Misty For Me was made -- like 1971.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: blaster
AOC got a new bra? Who gives a fuck? Seriously. Who gives a fuck?
Now, AtC gets one? Yeah. Newsworthy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (4Utw1)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
Honest mistake. Biden supporters would wear I (heart) Trump hats and have MAGA signs at a Biden rally.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (S67j9)
But they're doing it IRONICALLY. Like urban hipsters drinking PBR.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (dNzKv)
Is it safe to talk about Empress's ladybits?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:25 PM (4Utw1)
If you are confusing AOC and atc there is probably a ravage in your future.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:27 PM (ZfRYq)
Whew. Barely got my flame retardant PJs on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (ySswD)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 16, 2020 01:30 PM (CLteG)
Have you seen Maid of Honor with Patrick Dempsey (hey I am married it isn't like i had a choice)? He arranges the shower and its a sex toy party, and grandma gets new beads and she loves her new necklace?
I could totally see AOC doing that.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (ZfRYq)
- -
Does her bust hang low
Does it dangle to and fro
Can she tie them in a know
Can she tie them in a bow
Can she sling them on her shoulder
like a Continental Soldier
Does her bust hang low......?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)
________
I assumed it's some millennial slang for "friends."
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (AdRDt)
There is a very funny movie waiting to be made, billed as a parody of
what a corrupt, over-the-hill, but totally woke political party would
look like in action, made using video clips of Biden, Pelosi, Schumer,
Harris, Lizzy Warren, Cuomo, and all the rest of that gang.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (AMIL/
What Happens to a Political Party When the Old Guard and the New Radicals Clash?
Sundowning: The Miniseries
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)
Cramer makes a living pretending to be an expert financial advisor and investor.I don't like him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
Wait -- so he's a media member?
When the media is itself the story, then it's not actual news.
Sorta like an aging, played-out old songwriter who's totally out of creatvity, and eventually writes a song like this:
(Strums guitar)
"Oh, I sat down to write this song
but I couldn't come up with any ideas.
So I'll strum my axe and hum along
I can't think of a rhyme, so I'll just stop here...."
Most embarrassing aging stars eventually write a song like this near the end of their careers.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (HEEq1)
Pelosi probably did look like the young Jessica Walter when Play Misty For Me was made -- like 1971.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (Ejm1K)
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Nancy was a good looking gal the first 40 years of her life.
However, the last 40 years have made up for the previous 40.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (WEBkv)
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/saudi-arabia-israel-negotiating-temple-mount-control-report-629917
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (VpIIl)
what is that called when women die their hair
blue
green
pink
purple
\
that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?
??
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GIeIM)
Nowadays, an index fund (that doesn't require any "management") is beating the managers every year. Because the big traders are no longer in control.
Dave Portnoy (who interviewed the president, remember?) is the poster child for ordinary people making a lot of money without using the fancy managers.
I don't know if he has any idea what he's doing, but his instinct is sound--he doesn't trust the "suits" and thinks they try to manipulate the market to benefit themselves, especially with crashes. He picks on Kramer all the time.
Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (G51Gf)
She didn't go to a full pushup braw but they are better placed than usual.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (4Utw1)
I did actually but these are boring more or less sports bras because I got stabulated by a snapped underwire one time too many.
Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (HrMC1)
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AOC isn't a bad looking gal. Unfortunately, her strident self-righteousness makes her extremely ugly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:35 PM (WEBkv)
Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Function over form - engineer
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Meh.
Her problem is that she doesn't know how to dress. I don't think the bumps are all THAT impressive, and frankly it appears her girdle is straining to keep the tummy from bursting forth.
Pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (hku12)
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/saudi-arabia-israel-negotiating-temple-mount-control-report-629917
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (sTnpX)
--
I say this in all seriousness:
Politicians' October surprise silliness is "he raped so and so" or "we found this lady who said he cheated on his wife" and other nonsense.
Trump's is going to be a yuge Middle East peace deal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ySswD)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
This here is some galactic level stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)
I think the chick who played Vasquez in Aliens could help you out.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ZfRYq)
So.... I learned today that there are boobs that are so..... victorious ...... they routinely snap cable.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (nw6Hr)
Most embarrassing aging stars eventually write a song like this near the end of their careers.
Posted by: zombie
Or they write, perform, record, and then post on social media a song to help the rest of us "poor beknighted ones" get through a phony baloney "crisis".
"Imagine", "You've Got A Friend"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (Rx19P)
Posted by: atttila has extra restraints at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)
.........
and he could lose his hair salon.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (v0R5T)
Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick
From what I hear, underwires are great for checking leaky microwave ovens.
I still feel sorry for that cow orker.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (4Utw1)
Politicians' October surprise silliness is "he raped so and so" or "we found this lady who said he cheated on his wife" and other nonsense.
Trump's is going to be a yuge Middle East peace deal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ySswD)
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It's kind of a proactive, "Who gives a shit about Trump's personal life?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (UWqZJ)
The man did Fox and Friends yesterday morning; then the Abraham Accords at the White House that afternoon and then the ABC town hall last night. How do you think Biden could handle that schedule? lol
Plus, Trump took very hostile questions from DNC plants and remained calm and respectfully in answering them. You can disagree with his answers or think he could have done better, but unlike Joe Biden when he was questioned by a factory worker about guns, he didn't tell anyone they were "full of shit."
Any normal people in the middle who watched the town hall saw that Trump isn't the raving lunatic the MSM claims he is and will remember that, plus how unfair the questions were *and* how Biden is not going to do a town hall.
HUGE win for Trump.
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
There's only one way to show true contrition: seppuku.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (OCKbA)
*When the face no longer moves, these women have to pop open their eyes and shake their heads to show emotion, LOL. Freaks!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020
*
*
I've yet to see a clear pic. She's usually wearing a jacket or something dark, or both. That dancing video from her college days offered some glimpses, but nothing definite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (Ejm1K)
If someone speaks about destroying my country and my families future, all I can think about is throat punch or choke hold.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)
Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Guys don't find sports bras boring. The wrapping is always less important than the contents.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (2xzkf)
I love the part where AOC touches her mask three to five times in the first 24 seconds of the video clip.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (ySswD)
Seeing how she wears that mask, you just KNOW she's worn a ball gag at some point.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Lucifer at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (cP5PY)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (xK9An)
Yes.
A big deferens.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:23 PM (TB7HE
Vast, even
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)
_______
*golf clap* to you both.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (AdRDt)
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/saudi-arabia-israel-negotiating-temple-mount-control-report-629917
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (sTnpX)
moshiach 5781 !
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (n4scg)
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Holy sh*t. They'll go that far to avoid playing music black people wrote or inspired?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ySswD)
What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
Yes, she's pretty nutty and she deserves contempt at a personal level, but part of what holds society together and makes the system work is showing respect for the offices of those elected into temporary power by the people.
It used to bother me to have everyone stand up when a Judge entered the chambers and refer to them as "your honor" and all that. But then I realized that we're not treating that person with respect, we're honoring the office and what it represents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
what is that called when women die their hair
blue
green
pink
purple
\
that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?
??
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GIeIM)
Much like the colorful bands on the coral snake, that's nature's way of saying "Do not Touch!"
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (ySswD)
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)
I'm feeling both seen and judged.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (xK9An)
________
LOL. Zod has set a low bar indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (AdRDt)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)"
As long as they don't change the way they come off, I don't give a crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (4Utw1)
I feel sorry for anyone that orks cows.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (1ISKN)
Or donkey-punch.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (DJFLF)
I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020
*
*
I've yet to see a clear pic. She's usually wearing a jacket or
something dark, or both. That dancing video from her college days
offered some glimpses, but nothing definite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 01:38 PM (Ejm1K)
Well, you know.....Once you've seen one you want to see them both.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (N39Ws)
But the office of president deserves the respect of even its opponents because of what it represents and who it represents. And the left has completely forgotten that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (nFwvY)
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)
I'm feeling both seen and judged.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Those aren't eyebrows. They're coming from the other direction.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (VpIIl)
What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
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Ben Gay
Tobacco scented halitosis
Old Lady Lavender Perfume
..... all swirled together.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (xK9An)
What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)
The Narrative above all else.
The Democrats think the "Mask-a-rade" is their best political asset.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (HrMC1)
He should apologize to the American people for disrespecting the office she holds, as Senator of the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM
um, yeah, about this Senator business...
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (AHWpc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (xK9An)
oops
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (AHWpc)
I always imagined that Hillary smelled of talcum, bourbon and urine. What do you suppose Nanzi smells like?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
Formaldehyde, muenster cheese and moth balls.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (N39Ws)
Why are Nancy's eyebrows traveling down the side of her face all of a sudden?
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (AD3JT)
Weird. A couple of weeks ago, they looked like she took the McDonald's arches off a HappyMeal box, split them, and stapled them to her forehead.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 16, 2020 01:40 PM (ySswD)
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.4, maybe .45...
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (MkuC5)
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About your closing of tags...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)
I still feel sorry for that cow orker.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (4Utw1)
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*Spock Eyebrow*
....fascinating...
Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (nw6Hr)
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Now is we could only get the CEOs that push this nonsense to do the same.
Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)
So you're saying she's Rapunzel "down there."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)
Good point. I watched some of it and came away with the same thoughts. The tell would be in how much it was talked up today.
Crickets.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (NWiLs)
The signed peace deals will not lead to regional peace in the Middle East.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (xK9An)
NO ONE.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ZfRYq)
If true, It's got to be a relief for AOC that her underboobs won't be rubbed raw by her knees.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (n4scg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ROLxQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (AHWpc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (NWiLs)
I have a young cousin who does so, and she's neither. There's a certain age group that does so, but the youngest ones who are doing so just like how it looks and think is neat and pretty.
It started out as a "I'M A FREAKY BITCH!" signal, and you can tell the ones that are still doing it for that reason. But its sort of a (often very expensive) fashion statement now. Kind of like piercings and tats, which used to show someone mentally unstable or raging against the night (unless they were in the military or at sea). now its just "this looks cool!" and grandma has nipple bars and neck tats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
So her ladybits look like a bearded guy wearing a mask?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (4Utw1)
It's like she and her crew were conjured up by Shepard Fairey:
https://tinyurl.com/yyatnljy
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)
My Sin perfume, hair product, and Stoli , but mainly Stoli.
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)
So you're saying she's Rapunzel "down there."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (hku12
Did you see that top gear episode where they hacked through the Bolivian jungle?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ROLxQ)
This is truly the way to inner peace.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (NWiLs)
What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)
DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
"Have you ever seen a college marching band eat its own head?" -- Spotswoode.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (xK9An)
Pro Tip : If you stop after banging their tits off, Cleanup is a LOT easier.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (tlwAF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)
So you're saying she's Rapunzel "down there."
-------------------------
How is it pubic hair knows to grow only so long and head hair doesn't? WTF
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (Rx19P)
AoC hasn't shaved since 2001.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)
Maybe not her armpits. But she has a "hardwood floor" because she wants to think people she sits on a board.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
As it turns out, my own inclinations were sufficient for that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (1ISKN)
Sad!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
Cramer is just a loud-mouthed stock tout, that works for NBC.
He did appear at least once on the "Celebrity Apprentice" with Donald Trump (not a contestant) and so they do know each other.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
.........
Hobo feces and Vagisil
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223
she named it Forkbeard
Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
#twoweeks
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (hLShT)
Some of you would sellout for a nice rack. Good grief.
If someone speaks about destroying my country and my families future, all I can think about is throat punch or choke hold.
Posted by: Marcus T
Nobody here is going to vote for her, Francis.
Posted by: imp at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (SFOr6)
I know she's a Commie Ditz, but jeez, AOC has a great rack.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020
So did Nancy Pelosi at one time.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Barbara Boxer at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (s4dNo)
when she was like 9?
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (+YYKs)
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)
I'm feeling both seen and
Posted by: alexthechick
You misspelled "loved".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
***
So instead of a boat parade it could be a shit parade?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)
We could make a festival out of it, with live music and everything!
I propose we call it Log Jam 2020.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (H3MF8)
- -
More to the point, how do I teach that knowledge to my front lawn?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (Rx19P)
Any why can't they invent a grass that stops growing at a certain height so you never have to mow?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (1ISKN)
It's like she and her crew were conjured up by Shepard Fairey:
https://tinyurl.com/yyatnljy
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)
That looks SOOOOO much NOT like any of them........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
It started out as a "I'M A FREAKY BITCH!" signal, and you can tell the ones that are still doing it for that reason. But its sort of a (often very expensive) fashion statement now. Kind of like piercings and tats, which used to show someone mentally unstable or raging against the night (unless they were in the military or at sea). now its just "this looks cool!" and grandma has nipple bars and neck tats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
There's a difference between mermaid hair and I'M MY OWN PERSON, DAD dye jobs.
Mainly because you can tell the mermaid hair people spent three figures on getting it done professionally and take of it and the other people do not.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (GbPPJ)
blue
green
pink
purple
\
that socially signal they have daddy issues, will bang on first 'date' but end of crazier than a wacko bird?
- - - - - -
"aposematism"
https://tinyurl.com/y53wp86p
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)
But someone had come to me in the mid 90s and said they had a glimpse 25 years into the future and it involved the President... Donald Trump...
... sharing an edited internet video of his opponent, Joe Biden, who has active dementia, dancing and smiling to "Fuck the Police", I would have probably had them and their entire family locked up for their own good.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (dPnSM)
Lotta women like that choking shit.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Ks5vI)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4EqBd)
You misspelled "loved".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4Utw1)
Well, at a minimum, "lusted after."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
My Sin perfume, hair product, and Stoli , but mainly Stoli. Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:44 PM (DJFLF)
An assertive cheese. Face-powder. Bottom-of-the-grandma-purse-gum. Bed-Bath-and-Beyond. Absorbine Junior. Pimm's Cup.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (xK9An)
Sigh. Why do the practical ones have to be so boring?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)
https://youtu.be/u4aOgymBGVw
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 01:28 PM (pNxlR)
Which is why that Twitter alternative everyone was talking about a couple of months ago was stillborn. It's a ghetto that nobody is allowed to see unless they're registered. Which makes it pointless. I even forgot what it was called already.
We sure don't have the galaxy brains on the tech side.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (j3jZX)
Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.
Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (4Utw1)
Awww. Someone wants a lemon bar.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (4Utw1)
There's a difference between mermaid hair and I'M MY OWN PERSON, DAD dye jobs.
Mainly because you can tell the mermaid hair people spent three figures on getting it done professionally and take of it and the other people do not.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (GbPPJ)
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I had a friend at work do it. It cost her $175, looked great for about a day, and then buyer's remorse set in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)
... sharing an edited internet video of his
opponent, Joe Biden, who has active dementia, dancing and smiling to
"Fuck the Police", I would have probably had them and their entire
family locked up for their own good.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:46 PM (dPnSM)
Trump keeps outdoing himself. when I saw that clip, I couldn't even...
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (DJFLF)
YOU DO NOT QUESTION OR INSULT A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE ONE POLITICAL PARTY WITH THE SOLE, EXCLUSIVE RIGHT THE RULE THE UNITED STATES AS IT SEES FIT.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (SSJSf)
What do you mean it stops growing?
Posted by: Crazy Nancy at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (dPnSM)
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:37 PM (iYXhj)
I agree.
His best moment was the empathy he showed that tearful Dominican girl who just became a citizen and who's mother just died.
That was real empathy--not faked.
Also, he got to refute the "losers, suckers" libel in front of the country.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Rx19P)
Artisanal shampoo that costs more than you make badly covering shades of locker room and hobo poo.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (2xzkf)
Rush just reported that the Senate Homeland Security Committee has issued subpoenas to Brennan, Clapper, and Comey.
#twoweeks
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (hLShT)
Yawns. I'm tired of these assclowns trying to get new soundbites for their reelection. Now, if the DOJ issued subpoenas, maybe I'd care.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (N39Ws)
Yeah you're right, although really poor girls still use stuff like Kool Aid. You just can tell by the rest of them what their mental state is in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ROLxQ)
I find it comical, when people seem to confuse real life with the stuff one fantasizes (one way or another) about doing. As if the two are the same.
It's ok fellas, to ogle the pretty ladies, without having to worry about their political stances.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (hku12)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (DJFLF)
Best moment of the campaign so far. It reminded me of 2016.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (dPnSM)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
They sucked anyway.
('78 grad GSAS)
Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)
--------------
Designer Do's are great, until one realizes the amount of maintenance involved.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)
The country right now is bathing in full-blown media marinade of Redfield's outrageous, utterly baseless mask statements today.
Oh - with "vaccines" playing runner up (another stupid, disastrous task force/WH failure).
No excuse to not start fixing this trainwreck, today.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
________
That's a waste of good perfume. There's a reason they call her Nancy "Two Poops" behind her back.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:50 PM (LINkS)
Posted by: BurtTC
AOC's best political stance is bent over a desk.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Proven To Cause Insanity In Laboratory Rats at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)
Wahl clippers, #1 guard.
Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (xK9An)
your boobs hang low,
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow........
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:33 PM (W2Pud)
I'm feeling both seen and judged.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
Hi Empress!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (W2Pud)
************************
I strongly disagree -- she is youngish and youth gives even the most plain females an attractive quality. Good make up, hair and wardrobe further disguise that fact that her actual face looks likes something on an Aztec totem pole. She is going to be one of those women that ages real hard.
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (iYXhj)
Yeah, Despacito, that'll work. Keep doing that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)
It's a TON of upkeep to make it continue looking good. And color correcting back is a major and even more expensive process.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (FCQR/)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:51 PM (xK9An)
Dammit, I meant to ask you what the story was behind the "mutated" thing, and I forgot.
Are you gonna be at the TXMoMe?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: 2025 headline at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (o2MD2)
Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
I think I saw somewhere that he said "I can be vicious too." This could get fun!
Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (nQ8IH)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (mtTY1)
/Hat tip to the late Joan Rivers
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (JNTt1)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
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This here is some galactic level stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)
-----------------------------------------
I honestly don't know whether this report is true or from the Babylon Bee.
Really,you can't tell anymore.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (M/9m0)
Meanwhile, Strozk is out there like a celebrity selling books and collecting speaking fees.
Gimme a break...
Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (w7KSn)
Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.
Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiN
Yes, but when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has no idea where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him off the stage.
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
----------------------
Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)
Look fat, you want to do a pull up contest because I guarantee I can pull up my Depends faster than shit smeared ass cheeks.
Hey look... ahhh ... I've ahhh I say said too much already. Mommy ahh I mean Jill get me off this crazy thing.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
How high is the stage?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (t+qrx)
So he's a nutjob Leftie.
Honestly, when he said the "Crazy Nancy" thing, he didn't say it in the derisive manner that people who really MEAN it would. Once he realized he had done it, he was clearly horrified (although the "I respect THE OFFICE" thing makes me wonder a bit).
I suspect he's simply used to using the term casually - as a way to MOCK TRUMP. But I could be wrong.
Posted by: Optimizer at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (hOOi9)
That is kind of disgusting even for them.
Posted by: Greange at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (DqY1P)
What a garbage media.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ZLI7S)
The Narrative above all else.
The Democrats think the "Mask-a-rade" is their best political asset.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (HrMC1)
Speaking those peace deals -
A day or so ago, commenters were comparing PDT's energy level and schedule with Slow Joe's.
Yesterday, PDT met with foreign officials with photo ops in the late morning, then spoke at and officiated a relatively long treaty signing, and wrapped-up his public day with a 90 minute (?) televised voter Q and A session.
Joe's public events yesterday were two speeches, each less than 30 minutes I'll bet.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (t+qrx)
Huh. Hadn't thought about it. Next month, right?
Is this the "guns and likker and fuckin' Texas" potlatch? Because if it is, that might be a show not to miss...
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)
Well, it's all greasy. I don't really blame you.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (mtTY1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD
So cancel culture is not all bad?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (FCQR/)
But would definitely get her shitfaced and ask her questions about all the bullshit she says.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (s4dNo)
We sure don't have the galaxy brains on the tech side.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (j3jZX)
Sorta like one of those alternatives to Drudge, which looks exactly like Drudge, and has prominent links about what a poopyhead Drudge is. And posts links that appear to be designed SPECIFICALLY to be anti-Drudge.
Which basically means Drudge is running their site as well as his own.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (hku12)
Totally exposed what an entitled, insufferable and humorless C U Next Tuesday she is.
Posted by: Venus at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (iYXhj)
Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)
Like... both at the same time?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (sTnpX)
Trump said at his Nevada rally that because of Biden's vicious remarks, he was now going to take the gloves off.
Fasten your selt belts!
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2020 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
This is the moment in the action movie where it becomes clear the hero who has been beat down for two hours now likely has enough to devastate the antagonist. Think Neo blocking all the punches with one arm.
Usually from here on there is one more Surprise Giant Impossible Obstacle to go. In 2016 it was the Pussy Tapes...
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (dPnSM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (o2MD2)
C'mon. Just imagine she was a secretary in an office you worked at.
She's cute enough. Her skin tone is nice. Her hair is shiny.
She's slim. She has nice tits.
What's not to like?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (pw+jk)
Yeah, but the one-hand behind-the-back unsnapping is fun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (wzVKm)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (TB7HE)
Huh. Hadn't thought about it. Next month, right?
Is this the "guns and likker and fuckin' Texas" potlatch? Because if it is, that might be a show not to miss...
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)
Left sidebar on the main page.
Yes. It's trending towards "good times to be had by all."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Because it's not to make them look more attractive. It makes them look fugly to the max.
Just don't get it.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (/rsCS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
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Strident lefties rarely, if ever, age well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (gtNWf)
Apparently that 2.6 mil I put up on game 2 is gonna be hard to beat! (3 Ball)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (mtTY1)
Democrat internal polling numbers in Florida and with Hispanics generally must be terrifying them. But this was... it was like watching Steve Buscemi show up in high school with a skateboard and his hat backward. Music/Band
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
What a coincidence. I, too, just looked up how to wipe my I phone.
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
no idea where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him
off the stage.
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
And then I will immediately start keeping Kosher and following all of the laws of Judaism, because that will be proof that God exists (and has a wicked sense of humor)!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)
In that order, yes.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (t+qrx)
She's cute enough. Her skin tone is nice. Her hair is shiny.
She's slim. She has nice tits.
What's not to like?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and a needle scratching a record at the same time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Rodeo handle.
1. Doggy style.
2. Friend jumps out of closet.
3. 8 seconds.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (xK9An)
"The Band has unanimously and enthusiastically decided to dissolve."
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
________
Were it the Leland Stanford Jr. Marching Band of the 70's and 80's, I could see them mocking this and all performing in blackface.
But today? They'll probably soon follow suit ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (LINkS)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: CN at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (ONvIw)
That would be a lot more fun than the sex.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Because it's not to make them look more attractive. It makes them look fugly to the max.
Just don't get it.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 16, 2020 01:56 PM (/rsCS)
Because it's fun.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (GbPPJ)
Joe's public events yesterday were two speeches, each less than 30 minutes I'll bet.
Posted by: Gref
One, iirc, was 17 minutes and no questions.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)
Like... both at the same time?
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Never marry chicks that like threesomes. Keep them in a special place.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (Rx19P)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)
An honest man!
I agree. She is attractive.
Physically.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (xT2tT)
Rush just reported that the Senate Homeland Security Committee has issued subpoenas to Brennan, Clapper, and Comey.
#twoweeks
Posted by: ShainS
==========
Closed-door hearings, "I plead the fifth," "I can't recall," referral to the DOJ, please file it with the others etc etc?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (ROLxQ)
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
I heartily endorse this decision.
Posted by: NaOH at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (G6Kvw)
I have no problem with the mount or getting out of the gate...
but those Clowns kinda freak me out.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (mtTY1)
Yeah, Despacito, that'll work. Keep doing that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 01:52 PM (gtNWf)
I wonder if he were asked today, if he could tell us who Fidel was?
I'm thinking no.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (dPnSM)
She's cute enough. Her skin tone is nice. Her hair is shiny.
She's slim. She has nice tits.
What's not to like?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HrMC1)
Well, after a couple of mods; like jacking her up and running Gemma Arterton underneath her. Then we could talk.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (HwiWi)
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Still do. He's a reliable vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)
Same reason why I told my wife that I had no interest in having an affair with a 23 year old Admin at my office. What would I talk to her about.....?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (TB7HE)
Yes, but when Biden completely loses it at the debate and has no idea
where he is, Trump will do the kind thing and gently guide him off the
stage.
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
How high is the stage?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 01:54 PM (t+qrx)
Slow clap.......
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (kx/Pp)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I would be bringing Kyrsten Sinema on a silver leash. I need to contact the POC for the MoMe and see if it's okay if I bring Kyrsten Sinema on a silver leash.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
And triple-chocolate fudge ice cream.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (AMIL/)
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Always check out the mom. If you can see yourself screwing mom then marriage is a possibility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)
I dated a crazy redhead, way back when. Very hot, but to be honest, she had to doll herself up. The few times I saw her not dolled up... eh, she was very displeased that I would see her not dolled up.
So... mom was quite an old, for a gal as young as she, and mom was hideous. I mean, the thing of nightmares hideous.
Now fast forward to now... if I saw this gal, she probably looks about exactly like her mom did then.
But that's the thing, if one does not INTEND to stick around that long with the gal in question, does it really matter if she's going to age out of her looks one day?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)
First thing in the morning.
Because that is what you will be waking up next to.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (mtTY1)
I agree. She is attractive.
Physically.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (xT2tT)
Sorry, but I could only see her as nothing but a 'butterface.'
I guess you could put The Flag over her head and do it for your country.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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Her voice is probably fine after a couple of glasses of wine.
She's one of those intense people who've latched onto a cause and it has taken over her life.
If she relaxed and got away from all that crap, she might be decent to hang out with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (HwiWi)
CBS took photos from Latinos for Trump in Phoenix and tagged it as a Biden event.
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (3aI0K)
Aiiieee Chihuahua!
Posted by: Tudball/Harris at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (kx/Pp)
Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)
See if Mrs. Slocombe or Miss Brahms can help.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (nQ8IH)
I observed first hand the Stanford Junior College band's finest hour...in the end zone at Memorial Stadium in Berkeley in 1982.
Go Bears!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (xT2tT)
I have no problem with the mount or getting out of the gate...
but those Clowns kinda freak me out.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (mtTY1)
Water out nose. Asshole!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (s4dNo)
It is a commercial. It is really gross.
Basically it scans over a military graveyard and headstones and then floats the anonymous quotes over the scene.
Posted by: Greange at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (DqY1P)
Zod would give her the batter.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Joey Biden at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)
See if Mrs. Slocombe or Miss Brahms can help.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
THAT'S AOC in 30 years. Mrs. Slocumbe.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (4Utw1)
And stupid girls are repulsive in their own way.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (SSJSf)
I just can't.
Posted by: Mitt at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 01:41 PM (nFwvY)
The mysteries of Trump's wondrous "5-D chess playing"!
He must have a pretty good idea that Biden can't possibly do even ONE debate - one that is MUCH shorter. It's grandmaster trolling.
It's funny to see all the pundits who got everything wrong give Trump orders on what he HAS to do ifferently in his campaign. They'd embarrass themselves less by watching, and trying to LEARN something!
Posted by: Optimizer at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (hOOi9)
and by "these people" Joe, you mean....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)
Sorry for being overly verbosely redundantly using too many words. I shoulda just said "redhead."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (hku12)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (HwiWi)
In acid? I approve.
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (HwiWi)
some seemed to think it was a joke. Looks real to me. Overall, I think all of Columbia University, as well as the rest of the Ivy League, should dissolve.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: steevy
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And the KKK, but for them, history began this morning. Every day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (xK9An)
That'll be Ben Had.
As long as Krysten Sinema stays in the horse trailer, I don't think it'll be a problem.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)"
As long as they don't change the way they come off, I don't give a crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020
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Unfasten in front for the win!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Ejm1K)
Then I mentioned that this is the person the Dems in Congress CHOSE to represent them.
"Say what?!?"
LIV had no idea Speaker is elected by colleagues!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2020 01:58 PM (3aI0K)
Mother pussbucket.......
Sue them. Sue them to oblivion.
THEY LIE RELENTLESSLY.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 01:42 PM (o2MD2)
I guess, if you are a "boob guy".
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (SSJSf)
I still believe this. Just watch it happen.
Like Carville said yesterday, "Trump is desperate. He's going to lose, and he's going to jail."
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2020 01:57 PM (GbPPJ)
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You could shave your head bald, and you'd still be fun.
AOC with multi-color hair is still AOC.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (dPnSM)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)
Until she gets pregnant and turns into the soccer mom from hell.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (FCQR/)
Then I mentioned that this is the person the Dems in Congress CHOSE to represent them.
"Say what?!?"
LIV had no idea Speaker is elected by colleagues!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (M/9m0)
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"It's like a seniority thing, right? Or it's some penumbra in the constitution?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
I think this is referred to as "Stevie Nicks Syndrome," or was back when. Hot Cali chick in one photo, scroungy dumpster-denizen in the next.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (HwiWi)
Remember, the next morning is usually when they look their worst. If you can't handle them at their worst, run. Run away.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I still believe this. Just watch it happen.
Like Carville said yesterday, "Trump is desperate. He's going to lose, and he's going to jail."
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Cssks)
Even this won't stop him.
It's New York.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (HrMC1)
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First thing in the morning.
Because that is what you will be waking up next to.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (mtTY1)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: LASue
How high is the stage?
Posted by: hogmartin
Slow clap.......
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Yeah. Wow. That was just, wow.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)
I dated a crazy redhead, way back when. Very hot, but to be honest, she had to doll herself up. The few times I saw her not dolled up... eh, she was very displeased that I would see her not dolled up.
So... mom was quite an old, for a gal as young as she, and mom was hideous. I mean, the thing of nightmares hideous. . . .
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020
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The second Mrs. Wolfus was volcano hot, and her mother was very MILFish (though that term hadn't been coined yet). I figured I was okay.
The sociopath detail didn't come into it until later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (9IdCK)
This notion that all our enemies must be hideous and all our friends beautiful is... odd to me. Ann Hathaway and Gal Gadot are probably idiot leftists but they are still pretty. I'll take a right-thinking 3 over a retard leftist 8 any day of the week and twice on Saturdays, but that doesn't mean the 3 is pretty and the 8 is hideous
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Usually from here on there is one more Surprise Giant Impossible Obstacle to go. In 2016 it was the Pussy Tapes...
Posted by: ...
Prepare to unlock October Surprise achievement level.
Ready Player Trump.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Her voice is the equivalent of taking a cheese grater to my auditory nerves and then grating away.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (t+qrx)
Zod will monetize.
One buck to look at her in the trailer. Ten bucks gets you a barrel-race.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (xK9An)
https://tinyurl.com/y6mxb7ec
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (dPnSM)"
Well, I was like a 3 in high school and I'm a 6 now, by old age I'm definitely primed to be the sexiest man in the nursing home.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (FCQR/)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020
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I still chuckle to remember the day I came over to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2's house and she was not wearing makeup. She comic-wailed, "Now you see me as I really am!"
She was still hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)
I think you'll find that AOC would become a Neo-Nazi Reich Supremacist if it meant obtaining power.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (dPnSM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
You mean a PEEEN-umbra???
Posted by: Jordan Steele, weather dork at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (FCQR/)
The late wife was a fine looking woman, dolled up or not, but from certain angles her face looked lopsided. Really misshapen, and kinda resembled Kirk Douglas, without the dimple.
Needless to say I never told her that.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)
Yeah that's important to keep in mind. Although, unfairly, men tend to look better as they age. Teen guys are NOT the hunks in movies and TV, they're gawky, pimply, stupid looking dorks for the most part. I pity teen girls for their dating prospects. Women have to look at men as long-term prospects, I figure. We can be shaped into something more clean and presentable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Rx19P)
Like... both at the same time?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2020 01:55 PM (sTnpX)
I think I saw a short film about this.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 16, 2020 02:07 PM (2fGCR)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2020 02:06 PM (dPnSM)
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See, I don't know if she's after power or if she's a true believer. I think she's not much more than a useful idiot who managed to get elected to congress.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 02:08 PM (WEBkv)
They want to swing to the left,
They want to swing to the right.
Go team! Go team!
Fight fight fight!
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 16, 2020 02:09 PM (Fs5vw)
Like Carville said yesterday, "Trump is desperate. He's going to lose, and he's going to jail."
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Cssks)
I understand the concern. My belief is that the Trump Organization, having been audited endlessly for the last 20 years at least, has got everything in such a squeaky clean state that it just isn't possible. The one bit I saw being discussed was that Trump's people might have "talked up" the value of their property to banks and the like - and yet, the very nature of that claim tells us how weak it is. Every seller in every real estate transaction ever made "talks up" their value, every buyer and lender tries to talk it down. Both sides hire independent appraisers of their own to get to a mutually acceptable value.
Vance may want to try putting out an indictment on a Standard Business Practice of Everyone, Ever, but I don't think it will work out the way he may think it will.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2020 02:10 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (FCQR/)
You gotta get an eye patch. And a southern European accent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Barr Tells Prosecutors to Consider Charging Violent Protesters With Sedition
To bring a sedition case, prosecutors would have to prove there was a conspiracy to attack government agents or officials that posed an imminent danger
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)
Dealbreaker.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 02:11 PM (SSJSf)
I worked with a girl that was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous... until you got close to her. Then you could see she built her face up with a trowel, the makeup was that thick. I feared what was underneath those layers of clay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)
I mean almost no girl, outside of the preternaturally good looking ones,
looks good all the time. My most recent ex was super cute but there was
one time I was laying next to her and in profile she looked like Fred
Armisen.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 16, 2020 02:02 PM (FCQR/)
Could have been worse. For example:
Her: "It's OK to have a small penis!"
Guy: "Yeah, I just wish you didn't have one!"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2020 02:21 PM (N39Ws)
Progressives are literally soulless monsters.
Imagine this happening every 2 weeks...for the next 2 months. Countries, one by one, agreeing to peace in the middle east.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 16, 2020 02:30 PM (I262G)
.Posted by: aelfheld at September 16, 2020 02:31 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2020 02:01 PM (t+qrx)
Zod will monetize.
One buck to look at her in the trailer. Ten bucks gets you a barrel-race.
Posted by: Zod at September 16, 2020 02:05 PM (xK9An)"
This is why I love this place. We are all going to hell together.
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