When Peter Stzrok Proposed the Crossfire Hurricane Investigation To Attack Trump, His Proposal Was Approved By an Interesting Superior: Peter Strzok Himself.

This sounds a lot like a higher-up saying, "I don't want my name attached to it. Sign the approval yourself."


Catherine Herridge obtained an Electronic Communication (EC) via Judicial Watch which announced the launch of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation. The memo was drafted by Trump-hating FBI agent Peter Strzok and also states it was approved by Strzok. Herridge suggests that may be a problem.

Well, yeah. The whole point of requiring approval is to get a second opinion saying "Yes" to a probe, from a higher-up.

Instead, Peter Strzok got a second opinion from himself. And that opinion was: "I really hate Trump and really want to impress my Lanky Beaver sidepiece."

"Former senior FBI agent tells @CBSNews that same person drafting + signing off on an 'EC' is unusual + may violate the 'DIOG' or Domestic Investigations Operations Guide which is the roadmap/rule book for FBI agents. Based on "DIOG, Crossfire Hurricane appears to fall under 'Sensitive Investigative Matter' because it involved a political candidate/organization – DIOG states these cases should be brought to attention 'FBI HQ + other DOJ officials'

Remember when I said this sounds like a higher-up wanting to keep his name off of it?

I give you the FBI. Specifically, disgraced Counterintelligence Assistant Director Bill Priestap:

It's worth noting that there’s no need to intuit that this was a "Sensitive Investigative Matter" because the front page of the EC clearly labels it as such. But NY Times reporter Charlie Savage argued that while it’s true a "Sensitive Investigative Matter" has to be approved by higher ups, in this case it was. He highlighted this bit of the IG report which says that Counterintelligence Division Assistant Director Bill Priestap approved the investigation.

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1 first?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 15, 2020 01:53 PM (Oka5v)

2 Sounds like an unaccountable agency.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 15, 2020 01:53 PM (LGXGf)

3 Everything old is new again:

Remember "The Secret" from the '80s, which taught that if you visualized positive things, they would physically come true?

And that was itself just a copy of similar hoax-y movements/philosophies from the '40s/'50s, like "The Power of Positive Thinking," etc.

And even that was a rehash of 19th-century concepts like "The Law of Attraction," etc.

Well.

Fundamentally ignorant, uninformed and foolish youngsters think that they've just discovered a fantastic new idea, which is: If you piublicly declare your positive hopes and goals, then they will come true!

All you have to do is: Post a video of yourself saying affirmations on TikTokl,and IT. WILL. HAPPEN:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/ 6c81cb01-d8f1-46d3-909a-c3493add8c8e

Except they have given this old idea a new name "Manifestation."

It's amazing how bad and failed and untrue ideas just keep bubbling up again afresh with every new generation. And the kids never seem to know that they're re-living history and making the same mistake as previous generations, over and over and over again.

This is quite similar to how young people now suddenly think "socialism" is some hip new cool revolutionary idea, rather than an embarrassing and debunkd 19th century hoax.

Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2020 01:54 PM (HEEq1)

4 Was Stroke on Page when he proposed?

Posted by: tbodie at September 15, 2020 01:54 PM (0jR9T)

5 Whatever. As long we're not perceived as interfering in the election. I'd hate to think what our Very Good Friends would think.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 15, 2020 01:55 PM (Oka5v)

6 Just who are the Untouchables, anyhow?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 15, 2020 01:55 PM (LGXGf)

7 once again, with emphasis ...

BURN

SCATTER

SALT

NUKE!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 01:55 PM (8D42x)

8 Totally predicated justifiably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 01:55 PM (UWqZJ)

9 I saw REO Speedwagon open for Lanky Beaver Sidepeice in 1974.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (Q9BNZ)

10

So above board and without reproach.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (xaa8Q)

11 Strzok probably signed off, because he figured he'd never get caught.

Oops.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (WEBkv)

12 Lemme guess, higher up don't want his name attached to this? Could one of them be that be that jolly asswipe Comey?

Posted by: JustMe at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (qGc8T)

13 why is peter still walking around a free man?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (W2Pud)

14 I sensed there'd be a nood. And there was a nood.

Posted by: Hands at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (786Ro)

15 Sir! Present and accounted for. Sir!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 15, 2020 01:57 PM (9IdCK)

16 why is peter still walking around a free man?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (W2Pud)

FIFY

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 01:57 PM (8D42x)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 01:57 PM (arJlL)

18 Dovetails nicely with the previous thread regarding trashed credibility.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (LGXGf)

19 Little Beaver* > Lanky Beaver

* Blues musician, you pervs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (jbF6h)

20 OK, we broke several rules and laws, but our evidence is underwhelming!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (kA3Cp)

21 11 Strzok probably signed off, because he figured no one would prosecute.

Probably true.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 15, 2020 01:56 PM (WEBkv)

Your keyboard appears broken - I fixed it for you.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (Oka5v)

22 I saw Lanky Beaver Sidepeice open for everybody at CHI HQ.

Posted by: P. Stroke at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (0jR9T)

23 Trump should have fun and announce that he has instructed the FBI to begun monitoring all campaign Biden communications....you know, not wiretapping though...to find collusion with China.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (qlFIA)

24 Report: Americans are losing faith in government institutions, cause unknown.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

25 What's interesting is that its generally accepted that the NSA is behind the take-down of the bad guys (think Snowden's outfit) and the NSA is just another shadowy unaccountable agency.

I'm sure they were under tremendous threats/pressure to go along. Instead, they'll be remembered as the patriots--the ones who behaved like the FBI and the CIA were supposed to behave.

Posted by: artemis at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (AwPyG)

26 Some have suggested how hard it would be for the 2020-you to explain 2020 to 2005-you.

Just imagine what 2035-you has to say.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (XpDOS)

27 Why, yes, I totally think this thing I propose is a good idea and thus I'll approve it. Sure, sure, nothing to see here.

Oh and Trump is bringing peace to the Middle East but it's not peace peace because it's not how the Kennedy School says it's supposed to happen so it doesn't count.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysterics at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (GbPPJ)

28 So what. Bill Barr will continue to sit on his fat ass and do nothing. No matter how much evidence, or incriminating documentation, there's just never enough for old Bagpipe Bill to arrest anyone.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (bzBJx)

29 Herridge suggests that may be a problem.

--

I love the understatement. But, in our current upside down world, it probably isn't a problem.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (kA3Cp)

30 "Oh, Lanky Beaver"." Yes Peter, my hard Peter". "Someday, we'll be in charge, Lankiest of lankiest". "Oh, Peter, stick that Glock there again". And so it goes, email after email, deciding the fate of a nation.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (C1Lsn)

31 really want to impress my Lanky Beaver sidepiece.
___

I'd hit it!

Posted by: Mr Ed at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (qlFIA)

32 Strzok Stroke Smirk

Posted by: Michael L Blair at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (yiAMj)

33 So he pulled the move that Catherine Zeta-Jones pulled in Ocean's 12.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (Do5/p)

34 FBI HQ, DAMMIT. FBI HQ!

Posted by: P. Stroke at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (0jR9T)

35 Just imagine what 2035-you has to say.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (XpDOS)


I can't understand the guy, I don't speak Mandarin.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (t+qrx)

36 23 Trump should have fun and announce that he has instructed the FBI to begun monitoring all campaign Biden communications....you know, not wiretapping though...to find collusion with China.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (qlFIA)

=======

I've been saying this for a while.

"Rachel Maddow has convinced me that all of the Obama's efforts to surveil my campaign were valid. I have ordered the DOJ to perform the exact same checks on the Biden administration based on evidence we have collected but cannot reveal."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (UWqZJ)

37 Just imagine what 2035-you has to say.
Posted by: some guy out west

--

By then, all explanations will be outlawed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (kA3Cp)

38 Just imagine what 2035-you has to say.
___

Remember, love is love!

Posted by: Some necrophiliac pedophilia proponent from 2035 at September 15, 2020 02:00 PM (qlFIA)

39 This is all well and good but at some point, doesn't someone (other than Roger Stone and, eventually, Gen. Flynn) have to go to jail over this?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at September 15, 2020 02:01 PM (DU2N9)

40 4 Was Stroke on Page when he proposed?
Posted by: tbodie at September 15, 2020 01:54 PM (0jR9T)


Some have suggested the Stztrok-Page relationship was a cover so that official messages could be hidden under the guise of lovers' chatter.

I don't know. It's possible. Then again, Space Aliens are possible.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 15, 2020 02:01 PM (9IdCK)

41 Bill Barr will continue to sit on his fat ass and do nothing.

___

#twoweeks!

Posted by: The two weeks guy at September 15, 2020 02:01 PM (qlFIA)

42


I saw Lanky Beaver Sidepiece open for Long John Baldry at the Village Gate in '66.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:01 PM (s2VJv)

43 Sundown Joe is giving a speech. On Fox News as of this instant. Like watching a car race on a wet track.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (AMIL/)

44 I hope heads roll for this but I have zero confidence, the DOJ even gave Comey a free pass after repeatedly violating the law and lying under oath before congress.

This kind of thing, though, it doesn't really resonate with the voters. All most people say is "yeah of course, that's how they do things". They are not happy but figure that's just how it is and what can they do about it? It doesn't hit home, its not something that affects them personally or in the wallet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

45 Crossfire Hurricane, is that a result of Global Warming?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (+nWCH)

46 This is why I still contribute to Judicial Watch -- but they waste a lot of money of repetitious mail solicitations.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (dr0/9)

47 This is all well and good but at some point, doesn't someone (other than Roger Stone and, eventually, Gen. Flynn) have to go to jail over this?
***

Pfft. Laws are for little people

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (qlFIA)

48
once again, with emphasis ...



BURN



SCATTER



SALT



NUKE!!!



Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 01:55 PM (8D42x)


sigh...and piss on the ashes. Never forget to piss on the ashes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (9Om/r)

49 We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

Posted by: .gov at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (vg8iE)

50 Now all they have to do is get Stzrok flip on himself.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (7Fj9P)

51 Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM (C1Lsn)

This is way funnier than it should be

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (scPy1)

52 'I asked me for permission to proceed.'


Seems legit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (3D/fK)

53 Lanky beaver sidepiece?

I'd hit it until it quit paying for dinner.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (Y274z)

54 Just imagine what 2035-you has to say.

"I'm dead, Jim"

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (arJlL)

55
Be your own boss!
-- Peter Strzok

Posted by: Hands at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (786Ro)

56 It's amazing how bad and failed and untrue ideas just keep bubbling up again afresh with every new generation. And the kids never seem to know that they're re-living history and making the same mistake as previous generations, over and over and over again."

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

57 48 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (9Om/r)


"Backwards, forwards, square and round.
When will it end..."

- - Yardbirds

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (s2VJv)

58 hunt them down with dogs

Posted by: larRo at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (kPMrr)

59 No matter how much evidence, or incriminating documentation, there's just never enough for old Bagpipe Bill to arrest anyone.

I won't say that is certainly fact, but let's just say that it is very difficult to disprove this assumption.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

60 Stzrok gave himself consent to rape the constitution.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (JRaU+)

61 The brazenness was part of the intimidation I think.
Strozh has no problem using his government phone to conspire against the president, McCabe is driving his Porsche, and Biden is openly groping little girls on official recordings.
Anyone watching this who thought about squealing would think twice because they were demonstrating how untouchable they were.
Unless they are just insane, which is a possibility.

Posted by: artemis at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (AwPyG)

62 "may violate the 'DIOG' or Domestic Investigations Operations Guide"

I'm sure there was no intent.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (dr0/9)

63 Putting on the nic.

Posted by: tbodie at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (0jR9T)

64 Apparently, signing an approval of your own coup against an elected president is "unusual."

Perhaps we should revisit that policy.

Posted by: red speck at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (gS3OW)

65


Peter Strzok = self-sucking bearclaw.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (s2VJv)

66 biden still going with the lie of the last week about the troops being suckers.

but at least he's got his schedule today...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (8D42x)

67 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.

Who the hell is running his campaign?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)

68 LOL.

One more institution that has totally forfeited our trust.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (Oi/63)

69 An Obama special, a ghost presidency of smoke and mirrors but not record of him making decisions; leave no fingerprints!

He ordered it, but stupid lackey Strzok couldn't get anyone higher up to sign off on it to retain plausible deniability.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (bDqIh)

70 I approve of me, myself snd I.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (VduL8)

71 Because Trump was on double secret probation, this is all aboveboard.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (kA3Cp)

72 67 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.

Who the hell is running his campaign?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)


Whoever it is has less mental capacity than even Goofy Joey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

73 All the President Obama's Usual Suspects

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (mSgQG)

74 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

Wtf

Posted by: Redenzo at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (E7vND)

75 As others have pointed out....none of this actually matters.

The voters don't care, the "straight shooters" in the DOJ/FBI don't care (or are afraid), and certainly the Dems/GOPe don't care

And it is up and down the board. The Clinton Foundation has an office in Arkansas. Does the Republican AG care? No.


How about Kamala Harris taking money from Harvey Weinstein? Sure looks like a bribe to me....but nothing.

And on and on....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (qlFIA)

76 3

This is quite similar to how young people now suddenly think "socialism" is some hip new cool revolutionary idea, rather than an embarrassing and debunkd 19th century hoax.

Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2020 01:54 PM

Well, it's because there are no YouTube or Twitter or TikTok posts from the 'old days' where young people can watch grandma and grandpa talking about living in socialism in 1970s and find out that their 'new' ideas aren't so new.

And since either none of them know how to read or they are reading nothing but propaganda put out by public schools, history is an absolute mystery to them.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (Do5/p)

77 Does it count that he was sleeping with the FBI lawyer -- does that count as consent to investigate?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)

78 Trump should have fun and announce that he has instructed the FBI to begun monitoring all campaign Biden communications....you know, not wiretapping though...to find collusion with China.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 01:58 PM (qlFIA)

that would be glorious. and i mean, it's not like it's wrong. i mean the obama and biden administration did it to his campaign and everyone says that was kosher.

goose, gander, sauce, some assembly required...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (8D42x)

79 I want to see what the picking a pencil off the floor view is.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (Y274z)

80 >>Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

He will literally say anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

81 "...Lanky Beaver sidepiece."

Not to quibble, ace, but shouldn't it read: Skanky Beaver sidepiece?

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (/rsCS)

82 No noodin SOBs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (aOdFB)

83 81 "...Lanky Beaver sidepiece."

Not to quibble, ace, but shouldn't it read: Skanky Beaver sidepiece?
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (/rsCS)


Gummy worms...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (s2VJv)

84 "Oh, Peter, kiss me where it stinks". "Yes my Lanky Beaver, let's go to Newark".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (C1Lsn)

85 Was it Jack Straw who said that--even if Barr was supposed to just give a show of mitigating the damage--he doesn't have much choice now, because too many citizens know too much. (Thanks, Q)
If he doesn't prosecute then he'll look like he's one of the conspirators. so whether he's a black hat or a white hat, I don't think it matters anymore.

Posted by: artemis at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (AwPyG)

86 I always thought Comey should be the big fish getting prosecuted, but I really want to see this prick arrested.

I mean, it'll never happen, but Strzok needs a helicopter ride.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (AFSld)

87 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.++
Wasn't that under Carter?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (LGXGf)

88 "...Lanky Beaver sidepiece."

Not to quibble, ace, but shouldn't it read: Skanky Beaver sidepiece?
========

Wasn't she banging someone else too?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

89 >> Lanky Beaver sidepiece

If you were here, you would sing a different tune, sweetie.

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (o2vOl)

90 Some have suggested how hard it would be for the 2020-you to explain 2020 to 2005-you.

Just imagine what 2035-you has to say.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 15, 2020 01:59 PM


" ... even after piling up that all inventory, it still wasn't enough ammo."

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (b3x5S)

91 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.
===================
The pictures were epic: his motorcade route was lined w/hundreds and hundreds of Trump supporters holding Trump 2020 signs. Can't you just see Sundown Joe smiling and waving, and the poor bastard assistant has to break it to him? "Uhh, Mr. Biden, those are...never mind."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (7Fj9P)

92 72
67 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.



Who the hell is running his campaign?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)





Whoever it is has less mental capacity than even Goofy Joey.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (s2VJv)


I don't think there is clearly any one person or group running the campaign. I think that they all know Joe is there for show and the factions are fighting each other for control with no one able to be in charge yet. Think of "Death of Stalin" for the fun and intrigue that is going on in a Delaware basement.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (mSgQG)

93 Lisa Page's Extraordinary Gums

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (uS2EJ)

94 "LANKY BEAVER SIDEPIECE"

Poetry

Posted by: nip at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (yoqcZ)

95 84 "Oh, Peter, kiss me where it stinks". "Yes my Lanky Beaver, let's go to Newark".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (C1Lsn)



"So I drove her to Secaucus and I kissed her!"

- - Dangerfield

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

96 Lanky Beaver ?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

97 No matter how much evidence, or incriminating documentation, there's just never enough for old Bagpipe Bill to arrest anyone.
***

Yep. So the question is which reason is it?

1) It would be unseemly to investigate our political opponents for corruption.

2) It might hurt us at the ballot box to investigate our political opponents for corruption.

3) I don't want to end up like Seth Rich, Jeffrey Epstein, or Whitey Bulger

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (qlFIA)

98 Gums McStrumpet

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (jbF6h)

99 74 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

Wtf
Posted by: Redenzo at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (E7vND)
**************
Biden has a history of blabbing NatSec secrets.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (Y274z)

100 >> 88 Wasn't she banging someone else too?

Should I apologize for being popular?

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (o2vOl)

101 92 I don't think there is clearly any one person or group running the campaign. I think that they all know Joe is there for show and the factions are fighting each other for control with no one able to be in charge yet. Think of "Death of Stalin" for the fun and intrigue that is going on in a Delaware basement.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (mSgQG)


Wow. THIS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

102 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.

Who the hell is running his campaign?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)



Yahoo: Joe Biden's Latino problem goes beyond Florida


Recent polls there have seen Biden's lead dwindle to just about 1 percent, in large part due to soft support among Latinos, including in the normally reliable Democratic stronghold of Miami-Dade County.


Some Biden supporters are concerned.


"Not only am I surprised. I'm shocked. I'm aghast. It's perplexing," Florida pollster and Democratic strategist Fernand Amandi said in an interview with Yahoo News. And that poll isn't the only one that spells trouble for Biden in the state. An NBC/Marist poll that also came out on Sept. 8 showed Trump and Biden effectively tied in Florida, with the former vice president losing the Latino vote there by four points.





I thought Biden was up by 9,000%?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (xaa8Q)

103 That sounds like doom for Smirk

Comey still needs to share a cell with him

Posted by: Chris W at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (ENWT/)

104 92 I don't think there is clearly any one person or group running the campaign. I think that they all know Joe is there for show and the factions are fighting each other for control with no one able to be in charge yet. Think of "Death of Stalin" for the fun and intrigue that is going on in a Delaware basement.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (mSgQG)

I think they just play rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets to decide where he goes.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (/rsCS)

105 but shouldn't it read: Skanky Beaver sidepiece?

Or Stinky Reaver Codpiece?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (3D/fK)

106 100 >> 88 Wasn't she banging someone else too?

Should I apologize for being popular?
Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (o2vOl)


"Jeez, stick an aspirin between your friggin knees!"

- - Sandra "6th Fleet" Fluke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (s2VJv)

107 Lanky beaver is much preferable to Obese Beaver.
Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (Y274z)

108 What the hell is he talking about?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

109 If Trump wins the Nobel Peace Prize, he should give half the money to The Little Sisters of The Poor and half the money to Judicial Watch.


Probably two of the worthier organizations going.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (RGRr5)

110 Lanky Beaver Sidepiece

Nicely turned, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (aOmu0)

111 >> 77 he was sleeping with the FBI lawyer -- does that count as consent?

It does in my book.

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (o2vOl)

112 This is Bidens first trip to FL since clinching the nomination. At least Hillary had real confidence, going to AZ, TX, GA etc.

Joe cannot even pretend. He is in Tampa FL campaigning with only a few weeks left, despite having a "comfortable" lead in the polls.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (JRaU+)

113 Top. Men.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (K0Asn)

114 Except they have given this old idea a new name "Manifestation."

Posh! Manifestation requires candles and virgin's blood.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

115 Trump's team needs to run a poll asking veterans if their medical care is better now, or 4 years ago.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (AMIL/)

116 If he doesn't prosecute then he'll look like he's
one of the conspirators. so whether he's a black hat or a white hat, I
don't think it matters anymore.


Posted by: artemis at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (AwPyG)

I'm going with useless fat hat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (9Om/r)

117 DIOG states these cases should be brought to attention 'FBI HQ + other DOJ officials'
+++++++++++++
Wouldn't have mattered if it had been. Sure, Strozk is a piece of shit and corrupt as hell and abused his power. But so did all of the higher-ups at the FBI and the DoJ. Even if it had been run by the book, it would have had the same outcome. They are all corrupt liars with axes to grind and agendas a mile long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

118 allow myself to approve myself

Posted by: Austin, Austin Powers at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (RusNE)

119 I think we should outlaw sex within the limits of DC. Those ppl as just too gross to be gettin it on.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (aOdFB)

120 Yes....I too....have had a 'taste' of the Lanky Beaver.

Posted by: Paolo at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (Y274z)

121 Instead, Peter Strzok got a second opinion from himself. And that opinion was: "I really hate Trump and really want to impress my Lanky Beaver sidepiece."


I never saw gums like that on a beaver.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (o2MD2)

122 >>> An Obama special, a ghost presidency of smoke and mirrors but not record of him making decisions; leave no fingerprints!

He ordered it, but stupid lackey Strzok couldn't get anyone higher up to sign off on it to retain plausible deniability.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (bDqIh)

=======

"Uh, um, I first learned about it when I, uh, saw it in the news."

Posted by: Barkey O at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (69XrE)

123 sigh...and piss on the ashes. Never forget to piss on the ashes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:02 PM (9Om/r)

that's a new one for me. but i like the idea.

but first, let's check the ashes for skulls suitable to be turned into chalices.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (8D42x)

124 An NBC/Marist poll that also came out on Sept. 8 showed Trump and Biden effectively tied in Florida, with the former vice president losing the Latino vote there by four points.

--

I can't even picture a tie with Trump winning that segment by four.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (kA3Cp)

125 Intrigues!!

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (VduL8)

126 The problem. Nothing will ever come of any of it. These slugs leave their slimy trail and scoot. So tired of this crooked shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (vbSOj)

127 Looks like whatever drugs Sloe Joe took before he started the speech are wearing off.


I'm half expecting Sand Man Sims to come out with the hook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (RGRr5)

128 I once had a boss that would sign/authorize pretty much anything within reason.
His rejoinder?
"Just remember, I'm not going down alone".

Kept us in line because we believed him.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (3XqsM)

129 I'm sure Chris Wray gets the seriousness of Strozck getting to approve his own investigation and will immediately mandate new training for all agents.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (qlFIA)

130 >> 80 >>Biden... will literally say anything.

He's so much like Peter!

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (o2vOl)

131 Actually I think there is something to the Law of Attraction but I can't say exactly what it is. Nor does it work exactly how you want. You can't just say you're gonna get a thousand dollar check and make it appear. Which is how the Law of Attraction is often presented.

But you do get results with it and it's definitely more than confirmation bias.

There are several scientific explanations as to why this might be the case.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (842IN)

132
Sloe Joe is slurring his words.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (nw6Hr)

133 It's all on the up and up. This was a SUPER Sensitive Investigative Matter, which can be self - managed without supervision. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (WR6xq)

134 59 No matter how much evidence, or incriminating documentation, there's just never enough for old Bagpipe Bill to arrest anyone.

I won't say that is certainly fact, but let's just say that it is very difficult to disprove this assumption.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

I know that if any of us lay out the reasons why he can't, it just looks like a bunch of legalistic bullshit and it annoys the hell out of everyone, and it's not worth even getting into it.

but just to make one lame try, consider that this "may violate the 'DIOG' or Domestic Investigations Operations Guide". Insofar as those apply to any specific individual those requirements are not a part of the Criminal Law, they're a part of the employment contract. Which means that violating it means a Sternly Worded Letter in your Personal File. In those rare cases which are extremely flagrant and abusive, it might even call for early retirement. But that's about it.

Federal Employees play under a different set of rules than we do. It sucks, but it's true.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)

135 >>I never saw gums like that on a beaver.


Were you looking at the right end?

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (aOmu0)

136 Priestap sign off on the investigation after it was already in process?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (2DOZq)

137 Joe cannot even pretend. He is in Tampa FL campaigning with only a few weeks left, despite having a "comfortable" lead in the polls.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

--

And everywhere he goes, he demonstrates his incompetence.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (kA3Cp)

138 And the kids never seem to know that they're re-living history and making the same mistake as previous generations, over and over and over again.

This is quite similar to how young people now suddenly think "socialism" is some hip new cool revolutionary idea, rather than an embarrassing and debunkd 19th century hoax.
Posted by: zombie
-------

I forget who said it..."I have noticed that the young are always eager to share their inexperience."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (bk3Sg)

139 There's this from Herridge too, Ace, linked by the Congressman:
https://twitter.com/CongressmanHice/status/
1305652337596420097

The claims of @ RepAdamSchiff's latest "whistleblower" are falling apart fast!

Same screenwriter > Schiff

Same lawyer > Mark Zaid

Same objective > impeach @ POTUS

Same outcome > @ realDonaldTrump is still President

[Note: I replaced finger-pointing icons with > ]

Herridge here directly:
https://twitter.com/CBS_Herridge/status/
1305618758589964293


Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (an7Mv)

140 Fact checker please: Joe just said 600 vets commit suicide a year...just in FL. Can that be right?

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (G0vdT)

141 >>>Should I apologize for being popular?


No, you should apologize for having dolphin teeth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (AFSld)

142 Tattoo artists and sluts of America highly approve Ace's poetry in coining Lanky Beaver.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (C1Lsn)

143 119 I think we should outlaw sex within the limits of DC. Those ppl as just too gross to be gettin it on.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (aOdFB)


Nonsense!

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler in a Thong at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (PiwSw)

144 124 An NBC/Marist poll that also came out on Sept. 8 showed Trump and Biden effectively tied in Florida, with the former vice president losing the Latino vote there by four points.

--

I can't even picture a tie with Trump winning that segment by four.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 02:10 PM (kA3Cp)

==========

Pollsters think 2020 is going to be closer to 2018 than 2016.

Crosstabs are proving that assumption very, very wrong, and it's at the core of pretty much every poll over the last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (UWqZJ)

145 Hey! He signed it with his left hand, so no worries!




*mournful bagpipes heard in the distance*

Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (Mo1SD)

146 No offense to JackStraw and others, but when I see posts like this, my eyes glaze over. I've long given up.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (4EyHE)

147 Strozk me, strozk me!

Strozk! Strozk!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (dNzKv)

148 Not bad...not bad at all.
And she makes a keiller salami sammich when she's done.

whew

I gotta get back to work now....working from home ya know?

Posted by: Lanky Beaver's Neighbor at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (Y274z)

149 >>Fact checker please: Joe just said 600 vets commit suicide a year...just in FL.


Being a Veterinarian is a stressful job.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (aOmu0)

150 I am Peter Strzok, and I approve this investigation.

Posted by: ArchDemon Strzok at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (Eicbe)

151 >> 119 I think we should outlaw sex within the limits of DC.

Can you put me in charge of enforcement?

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (o2vOl)

152 You're crocs are too tight Under Fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

153 Willowed in last thread, but pretty apropos.

If you tell a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. Or so the MSM et al. seem to think. Might have been true in Nazi Germany, but there are too many channels of information now for that shit to fly. Notice that the press ranks somewhere near the bottom on lists of approved entities, just below used car salesmen and drug dealers. They have earned that position. They should get a nice shiny medal. We could call it a Pull It Teaser or something.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (/uaBM)

154 Is grammy MUNG?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (dNzKv)

155 Fact checker please: Joe just said 600 vets commit suicide a year...just in FL.


Being a Veterinarian is a stressful job.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:1

Lol!

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (VduL8)

156 The rule of law does not apply to: Muslims, LGBT+, Blacks, Democrats.


The rule of law does apply to: Christians, Jews, Whites, Republicans.


THIS is our new reality.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

157 Although what science can't explain is "my ipod reads my mind" which again... the best anyone could do is "rationalization" and "confirmation bias" - two things humans fundamentally excel at.

But it's far too spooky to be either of those things.

There's just stuff about reality we don't understand yet.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (842IN)

158 There's old shit breath!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (o2MD2)

159 Has Biden gotten around to accusing orangemanbad of ignoring the threat posed by alien bases on the moon?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (lgiXo)

160 Durham still just sitting in his basement, eating caramels with his thumbs up his ass, praying for the election to be over.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (67sg6)

161 Sept. 8 showed Trump and Biden effectively tied in Florida, with the
former vice president losing the Latino vote there by four points.

***

At least one of these two parts is wrong.

If Trump is ahead with hispanics he will win FL by double digits. If FL ends up being close he will not win hispanics.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (qlFIA)

162 140 Fact checker please: Joe just said 600 vets commit suicide a year...just in FL. Can that be right?
Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (G0vdT)


If they have to treat lanky beavers, then if I were a veterinarian, I'd kill myself too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (s2VJv)

163 I saw Lanky Beaver Sidepiece open for Pussy Riot in Red Square.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 02:13 PM (dfRN6)

164 This Herridge woman keeps obtaining hidden documents and placing their contents in the context of an ever widening story.

Is there a name for that job?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (wzVKm)

165 Posted by: Jerrold Nadler in a Thong at September 15, 2020 02:12 PM (PiwSw)
++++++++++
Dude, come on. I just ate!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (hYcqw)

166 Fact checker please: Joe just said 600 vets commit suicide a year...just in FL. Can that be right?
Posted by: WisRich


Possibly. 22 a day is a number.
There's a vet movement to combat it.
Lift For 22.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (3XqsM)

167 Loan officer: I'd like to borrow $1 million.
Loan officer: Approved!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (dNzKv)

168 >> 147 Strozk me, strozk me! Strozk! Strozk!

I used to sing that too!

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (o2vOl)

169 Lanky Beaver would make a good Octoberfest / Drinking song.

Where every verse you add another word to the chorus.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (aOmu0)

170 Punchy Villa is probably given the worst campaign speech ever delivered right now - the old guy delivers his line like they just woke him up from a long nap and handed him his speech.

This one the heels of President Trump's magnificent triumphant ceremony for peace in the Middle East today - what a comparison.

Posted by: Boswell at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (w2LAm)

171
Yes, many crimes were committed. But, no, I will not prosecute any of these people because I have integrity, and..and..reasons!

Posted by: Bill Barr at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (rQ/Vt)

172 167 Loan officer: I'd like to borrow $1 million.
Loan officer: Approved!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (dNzKv)

=========

"I'd like that $1 million loan forgiven."
-Loan officer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)

173 Fact checker please: Joe just said 600 vets commit suicide a year...just in FL.
---------


Maybe he's reading from the list of campaign promises.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (842IN)

174 I think we should outlaw sex within the limits of DC.

___

Oh f*ck this is even hotter now that it is more VERBOTEN!

Posted by: Washingtonienne at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (qlFIA)

175 Peter Strzok approves of Peter Strzok.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (842IN)

176 169 Lanky Beaver would make a good Octoberfest / Drinking song.

Where every verse you add another word to the chorus.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (aOmu0)

It works, but only if sang as a fat girl polka.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (o2MD2)

177 His speech will be no longer than 20 minutes....

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (VduL8)

178 Maybe he's reading from the list of campaign promises.
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM


And that, son, is a kill shot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (D2I2k)

179 It's hilarious that he could get away from this. System failure at the FBI, if nothing else.

Hell, my company's CEO doesn't get to approve his own expense report. He approves the chairman's, and the chairman approves his. That ain't exactly water tight, but it's better than this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (hYcqw)

180 "Were you looking at the right end?"


That's not a cold sore.

It's an anal gland.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (3D/fK)

181 8000 veteran suicides per year. 600 in FL?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (dNzKv)

182 99 74 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

Wtf
Posted by: Redenzo at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (E7vND)
**************
Biden has a history of blabbing NatSec secrets.
Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (Y274z)

Slow Joe thought that the fake wooden Aircraft Carrier that the Iranians sank in their own ship channel was real.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)

183 >> 120 Yes....I too....have had a 'taste' of the Lanky Beaver.

[ waves to Paolo ]

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (o2vOl)

184 131 Actually I think there is something to the Law of Attraction but I can't say exactly what it is. Nor does it work exactly how you want. You can't just say you're gonna get a thousand dollar check and make it appear. Which is how the Law of Attraction is often presented.

But you do get results with it and it's definitely more than confirmation bias.

There are several scientific explanations as to why this might be the case.
Posted by: ...


Well it's well-known that a positive attitude gets results more than a negative attitude does. But it's not some magical "law" that makes success happen, merely the fact the confident and optimistic people worker harder toward their goals and are viewed more favorably by others, and so are given more opportunities.

Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (HEEq1)

185 Huh. I wonder if I can just approve my own salary increase at work.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

186 I don't think there is clearly any one person or group running the campaign. I think that they all know Joe is there for show and the factions are fighting each other for control with no one able to be in charge yet. Think of "Death of Stalin" for the fun and intrigue that is going on in a Delaware basement.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (mSgQG)


The visibilty of Joe's top campaign staff is by far the least I've seen, in over 40 years. I have no idea who the Campaign Manager is; I cannot recall him or her ever being on TV. Last week is the first time I've seen or heard from the Communications Director - T.J. Ducklo - not a deputy.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (AMIL/)

187 I'm setting my alarm clock for never o'clock.

Posted by: f'd at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (+y8uL)

188 Every Wednesday, I'm in the office next to the receiving dock. And I have to tell truckers (never the same one) that "I'm not authorized to sign for your load. Let me get someone to help you."

It's not that hard!

Posted by: pookysgirl, mistress of channel six on the radio at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (VC2+r)

189 174 I think we should outlaw sex within the limits of DC.

___

Oh f*ck this is even hotter now that it is more VERBOTEN!
Posted by: Washingtonienne at September 15, 2020 02:15 PM (qlFIA)

Or go the old fashioned way by insisting top bureaucrats must be eunuchs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (lgiXo)

190 135 >>I never saw gums like that on a beaver.

Were you looking at the right end?

(Joe Biden, blowing a chewing gum bubble, picks up beaver by the hind end...)

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (67sg6)

191 Hey, Slo-Mo, what did you do for those vets during your five decades in government?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (LGXGf)

192 Lanky Beaver sounds like a craft IPA

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (phYRn)

193 >>>Peter Strzok approves of Peter Strzok.


A Peter Strzok film. Directed by Peter Strzok, produced by Peter Strzok, written by Peter Strzok...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (AFSld)

194 160
Durham still just sitting in his basement, eating caramels with his thumbs up his ass, praying for the election to be over.


What a remarkably odd thing to be specific about. Are you sure it isn't gummi bears?

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (v16oJ)

195 @134
I'm going with my theory that the good guys are waiting for another SC justice.
Anyone who's been paying attention knows the bad guys will try to use the courts to escape justice.
I think that's why the absurd RBG charade has gone on so long

Posted by: artemis at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (AwPyG)

196 Barr Durham is on this. We'll get answers in 2025. No justice but confirmation of what we know.

Posted by: WOPR at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (2e2dT)

197 Can I use this process to give myself a raise?

Posted by: Long time lurker, first time poster at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (jI02I)

198 @160

Stories like this don't really move the needle for me.

We got 12 business days for Billy BagPipes and The Loafer to indict someone.


Let's see if they have the minerals.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (RGRr5)

199 Huh. I wonder if I can just approve my own salary increase at work.
Posted by: Insomniac


To each according to his need, Comrade!

Posted by: Miklos from Karl Marx U. at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (QzkSJ)

200 Possibly. 22 a day is a number.
There's a vet movement to combat it.
Lift For 22.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (3XqsM)

Yeah, vet suicide is a big deal. Biden of course doesn't realize that he's part of the cause.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (Kpl3J)

201 One hope I have for this election - if Trump comes close on the minority vote it might deal a real below to the whole diversity cult.


The point of the diversity cult is NOT to provide opportunity to blacks/Hispanics/Asians, but instead to make sure the *right* thinking people are helped.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (qlFIA)

202 Biden has a history of blabbing NatSec secrets.
Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:08 PM (Y274z)

------------

*scribbles in notebook

Posted by: Surviving Members - Seal Team 6 at September 15, 2020 02:18 PM (nw6Hr)

203 >>>"I'm not authorized to sign for your load.


Strangely, Lisa Page is always authorized to sign for loads.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:18 PM (AFSld)

204 192 Lanky Beaver sounds like a craft IPA
Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (phYRn)

Probably tastes like one too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

205 185 Huh. I wonder if I can just approve my own salary increase at work.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

It's what all the cool lawyers do.

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

206 The Lanky Beaver sounds like the name of a bar in Missoula.

Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (BpjJB)

207 175
Peter Strzok approves of Peter Strzok.

Posted by: Peter Strzok


Well, Bob Dole's having none of that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (v16oJ)

208 For Oktoberfest, somebody had to look it up. Lanky Beaver. Schlaksigkinnref.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (C1Lsn)

209 Speaking of Washingtonienne do people actually remember her?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (qlFIA)

210 161Sept. 8 showed Trump and Biden effectively tied in Florida, with the 
former vice president losing the Latino vote there by four points

***

At least one of these two parts is wrong.

If Trump is ahead with hispanics he will win FL by double digits. If FL ends up being close he will not win hispanics


Yet, Rush is just sounding in the radio as if Trump will lose in a landslide. His comments are depressing. What the heck Rush!

Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (ml+CM)

211 The plan is civil war. Biden taking office is not a consideration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (dNzKv)

212 Hell, my company's CEO doesn't get to approve his own expense report. He
approves the chairman's, and the chairman approves his. That ain't
exactly water tight, but it's better than this


2016 Trump: I want to fix voter fraud

Secretaries of State: No!

And because it's a state thing, No was the answer.


/see how government works?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (ZCiJZ)

213 Trump needs to raze down the FBI in term2

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:19 PM (nUhF0)

214 Heh. Zombie has a new tasty pic in his/her nic. YOU MUST CLICK!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (o2MD2)

215 I approve this comment.

Posted by: ear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (H5knJ)

216 Jimmy is shocked.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (yQpMk)

217 193
>>>Peter Strzok approves of Peter Strzok.





A Peter Strzok film. Directed by Peter Strzok, produced by Peter Strzok, written by Peter Strzok...


peter strzok once bit my sister. mind you, strzok bites can be pretty nasti.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (sGtp+)

218 199 Huh. I wonder if I can just approve my own salary increase at work.
Posted by: Insomniac

To each according to his need, Comrade!
Posted by: Miklos from Karl Marx U. at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (QzkSJ)

This is why you need to run a Political Foundation, one in which you place all of your excess Political Contributions which your "Friends" give you. Not only do you get to approve your own salary increases, you get to put your wife and your kids on the payroll too! Just make sure they pretend to do something once in a while, then it's all legal.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)

219 >> 198 Stories like this don't really move the needle for me.

Can I handle your needle?

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (o2vOl)

220 Or go the old fashioned way by insisting top bureaucrats must be eunuchs bottoms.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM


Now that I could get behind.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (ejd/p)

221 I was crying when Biden had to pull that huge bug off his neck yesterday. What a buffoon.

But yeah, Slappin Slo Joe for President or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (phYRn)

222 Whoever coined the term "Whatever the Left accuses you of doing, is exactly what they're doing should get a nickle every time it's used:
Billy Kristol: "There's something seriously wrong with Trump's health" Translates: "There's something seriously wrong with Biden's health"
Hillary: "Donald Trump will not concede." = "Democrats will not concede."
Congress: "We need to investigate the Post Office b/c Republicans are going to cheat." = "Democrats are going to use the Post Office to cheat."
My list is obviously not exhaustive, but I believe 100% accurate.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (7Fj9P)

223

170 Punchy Villa is probably given the worst campaign speech ever delivered right now - the old guy delivers his line like they just woke him up from a long nap and handed him his speech.

Can't wait for the clips later.

I find this hilarious, it's reminiscent of an old-school madcap comedy from the 60s or 70s.

Joe is kinda like Navin Johnson in The Jerk, isn't he...completely clueless and stupid.

But funny!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (lg/F7)

224 Possibly. 22 a day is a number.
There's a vet movement to combat it.
Lift For 22.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:14 PM (3XqsM)

Not downplaying the issue but I believe the suicide rate is comparable to the general population as a whole. Also does this include all vets or limited to those serving in a specific period?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (2DOZq)

225 nic rectification

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (H5knJ)

226 >>>I'm in the office next to the receiving dock

"Receiving Dock" was what we nicknamed Lisa Paige's hoo-hah

Posted by: The 2015 male graduates of the FBI academy at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (2M/TV)

227 Huh. I wonder if I can just approve my own salary increase at work.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++
The best place to do that is at a bank. You can make $10k or $15k a week pretty easily. For a little while, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (hYcqw)

228 Ever thought that something was going to happen and you ended up with blue balls?
Coup conspirators in the rearview, violent insurrection out in front. I'm to the point of giving two-sh*ts about the events that happened yesterday in this ongoing coup. They're pretty blatant about what they have done and what they are gonna continue to do.

Posted by: JROD at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (0jZnq)

229 @219

Are you the chef of the future?

Can you core a apple?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (RGRr5)

230 >>>Yet, Rush is just sounding in the radio as if Trump will lose in a landslide. His comments are depressing. What the heck Rush!


Rush always hedges his bets in election years. He never officially endorses a candidate, so he can never be truly wrong if his guy loses. Callers always ask him to endorse a candidate, and he always hems and haws it away. It's really annoying.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (AFSld)

231 Can I handle your needle?
___

Are you saying you want to strzok my peter?


Posted by: Obligatory at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (qlFIA)

232 Client: Uh, what are these extra $30,000 in expenses on your bill?

Lawyer: Don't worry, as your attorney, i approved that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)

233 A Peter Strzok film. Directed by Peter Strzok, produced by Peter Strzok, written by Peter Strzok...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (AFSld)

And tonight's special guest star...

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (842IN)

234 I saw Lanky Beaver open for Crossfire Hurricane in the Black Room at the Orlando, Florida Best Western in 1995!

Posted by: Killer Cuomo at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (rQ/Vt)

235 Heh. Zombie has a new tasty pic in his/her nic. YOU MUST CLICK!
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM


Not falling for that one. Nope. Nope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (ejd/p)

236 I don't think there is clearly any one person or group running the
campaign. I think that they all know Joe is there for show and the
factions are fighting each other for control with no one able to be in
charge yet. Think of "Death of Stalin" for the fun and intrigue that is
going on in a Delaware basement.



Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (mSgQG)



Sundown, you better take care

or you'll find yourself sailing down a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (9Om/r)

237 >>>>I'm in the office next to the receiving dock


Don't knock.

Don't talk.

Just enter and use me.

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (wOUWY)

238 Starting to wonder if one day there will be something like a "phase change" in this degenerate society, where suddenly things seemingly impossible to tolerate become mandatory almost overnight.

Mask hysteria comes close.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (XpDOS)

239 Can you core a apple?
====

Through a picket fence!

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (vg8iE)

240 "...may violate the 'DIOG' or Domestic Investigations Operations Guide which is the roadmap/rule book for FBI agents."

So what?

No, seriously, is there any "rulebook" that matters at this point? They make things up as they go along and cover-up when caught.

FBI is up there with Sciencytific American when it comes to integrity. The only rule is "There Are No Rules."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (HhXSr)

241 154 Is grammy MUNG?

Now that would be a twist ending worthy of M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (jbF6h)

242 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.



Wtf

Posted by: Redenzo at September 15, 2020 02:05 PM (E7vND)





Joe Biden: Look fat, I meant Iceland. All of those damn South American countries look the same to me. No joke.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (xaa8Q)

243 "Lanky Beaver Sidepiece"

I'll confess, in the first split-second after I read the word "Lanky", I pictured James Comey not Lisa Page.

You won't believe what happened next.

Posted by: Hands at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (786Ro)

244 Heh. Zombie has a new tasty pic in his/her nic. YOU MUST CLICK!
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM
+++++++++++
Sigh. The last one was a little bit of alright. This one is a whole lot of not-alright.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (hYcqw)

245 >>>And tonight's special guest star...


CHARO!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (AFSld)

246 >> 209 Speaking of Washingtonienne do people actually remember her?

She did butt stuff. End of story.

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (o2vOl)

247 230. Yes, indeed. I get why he does it...but with Trump, and his relationship with Rush, he should just come out and say...Trump will win.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (JRaU+)

248 8000 veteran suicides per year. 600 in FL?
---
In his defense, he might have read that wrong, the teleprompter is sometimes lower than he likes it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (Eicbe)

249 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.

Its actually impressive, he did two events in a row. Usually its a couple days off in between.

When he got off the plane he waved to... well the press evidently because there was no crowd to greet him.

v

Right, its a tip off, every time they accuse their opponents of anything, you can bet that's what they have planned or are already doing. If Barr was worth a crap and the DOJ filled with people interested in justice rather than just filling a job and protecting their interests and the Democrats, then that would be what I'd be marking down and checking out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

250 I will be voting for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Herman Cain at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (842IN)

251 Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (o2MD2)

------------

You... Sir.... are a dead man.

Posted by: Surviving Members - Seal Team 6 at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (nw6Hr)

252 Lisa Page > Monica Lewinsky > Reggie Love

Posted by: Obligatory at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (qlFIA)

253 Not downplaying the issue but I believe the suicide rate is comparable to the general population as a whole. Also does this include all vets or limited to those serving in a specific period?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (2DOZq)

It is. But focusing on veterans as a special population gives a read meat problem for politicians to "do something" about. And by "do something" i mean promise people money.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (dNzKv)

254 @212
that it is a state thing is the only thing saving the republic right now.
and its up to the electorate to fix it, locally. I have a feeling that a lot of them are wide-awake, and in fixing mood

Posted by: artemis at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (AwPyG)

255 Rush always hedges his bets in election years. He never officially endorses a candidate, so he can never be truly wrong if his guy loses. Callers always ask him to endorse a candidate, and he always hems and haws it away. It's really annoying.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (AFSld)

Yeah I remember he played that game all through 2016. At times he would sound almost Never Trumper, but then he would hedge his bets and walk it back.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (Kpl3J)

256 C'mon, I bet Ol' Bill just forgot he wasn't Prter Strzok. Happens all the time.

Let he who has never forgotten that he is not Peter Strzok cast the first stone.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (eNf66)

257 Sundown, you better take care

or you'll find yourself sailing down a flight of stairs.




Jimmy chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

258 "Not downplaying the issue but I believe the suicide rate is comparable to the general population as a whole. Also does this include all vets or limited to those serving in a specific period?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (2DOZq)"

Either way it's a national disgrace. On a per capita basis it's a fucking scandal.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at September 15, 2020 02:23 PM (E1wE1)

259 Don't you think you were a bit hard on the Lanky Beaver last night, ace??

Posted by: june cleaver at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (an7Mv)

260 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (AFSld)

LOL

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (842IN)

261 She did butt stuff. End of story.
___

Pfft. Did she also make the seas recede too?


Posted by: Barack Obama at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (qlFIA)

262 Rush always hedges his bets in election years. He never officially endorses a candidate, so he can never be truly wrong if his guy loses. Callers always ask him to endorse a candidate, and he always hems and haws it away. It's really annoying.

Yeah, when it comes down to it, Rush is an entertainer interested in his business first and foremost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

263 Strzok has to be his biggest fan, he has to see a halo over his head when he looks in the mirror.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (OjZpE)

264 This is still a big nothingburger. Nothing will be done to any of these scum. They will have gotten away with an attempted coup on an elected president. It's sickening but thats the way things are now. We can report on it all we like, and rage against the injustice of it, but nothing will happen to change anything.

Posted by: megthered at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (SM/op)

265 199 Huh. I wonder if I can just approve my own salary increase at work.

Posted by: Insomniac



To each according to his need, Comrade!

Posted by: Miklos from Karl Marx U. at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (QzkSJ)



This is why you need to run a Political Foundation, one in which you
place all of your excess Political Contributions which your "Friends"
give you. Not only do you get to approve your own salary increases,
you get to put your wife and your kids on the payroll too! Just make
sure they pretend to do something once in a while, then it's all legal.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)


The Human Fund Foundation. Please give generously.

Posted by: Costanza at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (DLzZd)

266 221 I was crying when Biden had to pull that huge bug off his neck yesterday. What a buffoon.

But yeah, Slappin Slo Joe for President or something.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:20 PM (phYRn)

Enhanced:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2fob23f

Posted by: m at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (XvwBl)

267 Priestap told Comey not to inform the Gang of Eight, too.

Posted by: EveR at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (MgmBg)

268 Joe Biden: Look fat, I meant Iceland. All of those damn South American countries look the same to me. No joke.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 02:22 PM (xaa8Q)


That is funny, that is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (GbPPJ)

269 We will be voting for Biden as well

Posted by: The members of seal team 6 that didn't survive at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (qlFIA)

270 >>>Yeah I remember he played that game all through 2016. At times he would sound almost Never Trumper, but then he would hedge his bets and walk it back.


Probably doesn't want the MSM to call him out if he's wrong, but you can't have it both ways. Goes on and on about how great Trump is, then when asked if he'll endorse, it's um, well, um...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (AFSld)

271
Sock off!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (nw6Hr)

272 Can you core a apple?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (RGRr5)

Maybe we should say something about fly fishing.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (842IN)

273 At least Strozk and McCabe were on the same Page.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (Bk0np)

274 "Strzok rose to become a Deputy Assistant Director of the Counterintelligence Division, the second highest position in that Division."



Top.Men. Expect the best.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (dr0/9)

275 Hello! Remember me?

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Now I am so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
Wish I had someone to call on the phone.....

Posted by: Prison For FBI Lawbreakers at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (Z+IKu)

276 At least Strozk and McCabe were on the same Page.

___

That was my line!

Posted by: Gerry Studds at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (qlFIA)

277 The buck is going to stop at priestap. McCabe and Comey will not be touched.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (dNzKv)

278
Ben Crump looks like The Black Shrek.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (nw6Hr)

279 You know, if Zombie to get that thing in the nic link to sit on an ottoman............art.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (o2MD2)

280 >>>Can you core a apple?


New York City's Democrats surely can.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (AFSld)

281 It's amazing how bad and failed and untrue ideas just keep bubbling up again afresh with every new generation. And the kids never seem to know that they're re-living history and making the same mistake as previous generations, over and over and over again.


"What has been is what will be,
and what has been done is what will be done,
and there is nothing new under the sun."

Ecclesiastes 1:9

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (ZSK0i)

282 Is this #twoweeks the same as the Two weeks to flatten the curve? Seems to be...

Posted by: Inogame at September 15, 2020 02:26 PM (+2xjH)

283 230 >>>Yet, Rush is just sounding in the radio as if Trump will lose in a landslide. His comments are depressing. What the heck Rush!

Rush always hedges his bets in election years. He never officially endorses a candidate, so he can never be truly wrong if his guy loses. Callers always ask him to endorse a candidate, and he always hems and haws it away. It's really annoying.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:21 PM (AFSld)

Very true. I remember in 1988, Rush was nervous, based on exit polling, about Bush losing to Dukakis. Bob Grant had to talk him off the ledge, saying it is a blowout for Bush.

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (fiBkQ)

284 Is there a name for that job?
==================
"Future victim of sudden Arkancide Syndrome."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (7Fj9P)

285 The buck is going to stop at priestap. McCabe and Comey will not be touched.

___

I rate this statement half true.


/Call my andy!

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (qlFIA)

286 Page's mouth looks like it's throwin' gang signs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (jbF6h)

287 Being a Veterinarian is a stressful job.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:1


it actually is
they have an unusually high suicide rate - vet techs too
speculation is that easy access to pentobarbitol (euthanasia juice) is a big reason

I suspect also that havubg to perform euthanasia on animals wears on the soul

https://blogs.cdc.gov/niosh-science-blog/
2019/09/04/veterinary-suicide/

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (nUhF0)

288 264 This is still a big nothingburger. Nothing will be done to any of these scum. They will have gotten away with an attempted coup on an elected president. It's sickening but thats the way things are now. We can report on it all we like, and rage against the injustice of it, but nothing will happen to change anything.
Posted by: megthered at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (SM/op)

You'll eat those words when I roll down John Brennan's chimney on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Steiner Claus at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (842IN)

289 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

He will literally say anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)


Biden has become Mad-Libs in human form, hoping to run our country.

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

290 The buck never stops. These people get authority but no responsibility or accountability.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

291 250
I will be voting for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Herman Cain

My friends, I, also will be voting for that good man, Joe Biden.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (rQ/Vt)

292 >>>Very true. I remember in 1988, Rush was nervous, based on exit polling, about Bush losing to Dukakis. Bob Grant had to talk him off the ledge, saying it is a blowout for Bush.


Levin endorses people all the time, and usually has a good record with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (AFSld)

293

>>>Yet, Rush is just sounding in the radio as if Trump will lose in a landslide. His comments are depressing. What the heck Rush!

---

Drama sells.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (lg/F7)

294 Sketchy Trump toady, Michael Caputo now works at the HHS, and has been tampering with CDC data to warp it to reflect Trump's false view of Covid-19.

Posted by: No at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (DNN5s)

295 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

___

Look fat - you re-elect Reagan this year and we'll have more dead troops in Iran and a war with the Soviet Union. End of the world stuff!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (qlFIA)

296 You just know that Strzok was wearing a Hillary Clinton mask while he was porking a Trump mask-wearing Lisa Page.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (Mo1SD)

297 >>it actually is
they have an unusually high suicide rate - vet techs too


Sure.

At any moment you have to treat a rabbit, a duck, a lizard, a snake, a bat...

it's gotta get on a guy.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (1nAyw)

298 Not downplaying the issue but I believe the suicide rate is comparable to the general population as a whole. Also does this include all vets or limited to those serving in a specific period?
Posted by: Weaning is hard



This is what started Lift for the 22:

"22" has become a symbolic number for vets. According to a 2012 Veteran's Administration report, 22 veterans commit suicide every day,

https://tinyurl.com/kfgznfn

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (3XqsM)

299 I have a slimmest theory that the DOJ is concerned that if they act before the election on the cases they have it will seem political so they are waiting until after November, but I have no real confidence that's the case. I think they just want to seem active but accomplish nothing that will rock the boat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

300 138 I forget who said it..."I have noticed that the young are always eager to share their inexperience."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 02:11 PM (bk3Sg)

LOVE this! ***stealing***

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (/rsCS)

301 Yeah I remember he played that game all through 2016. At times he would sound almost Never Trumper, but then he would hedge his bets and walk it back.
Probably doesn't want the MSM to call him out if he's wrong, but you can't have it both ways. Goes on and on about how great Trump is, then when asked if he'll endorse, it's um, well, um...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:25 PM (AFSld)

Yup.....his fat ass needs to shit or get off the pot he's always stirring.

Fat rich bastard is all talk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (Z+IKu)

302 95
84 "Oh, Peter, kiss me where it stinks". "Yes my Lanky Beaver, let's go to Newark".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 02:06 PM (C1Lsn)







"So I drove her to Secaucus and I kissed her!"



- - Dangerfield

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

I never get any love.

Posted by: Gary, Indiana at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (ufFY8)

303 You just know that Strzok was wearing a Hillary Clinton mask while he was porking a Trump mask-wearing Lisa Page.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (Mo1SD)

You're banned ! /

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

304 246 LISA PAGE IS HOT.

Hello Judge Gorsuch!

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (o2vOl)

305 Enhanced:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2fob23f
Posted by: m at September 15, 2020 02:24 PM (XvwBl)
=====

Heh. Immediately below Joe's Bug-Off, you get CopCar Boy again. Never gets old.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (dfRN6)

306 >>> Lanky Beaver sounds like a craft IPA
Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:17 PM (phYRn)

=======

Well, they probably both taste bitter.

Posted by: Barkey O at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (69XrE)

307 I still giggle when someone here starts their comment off with, "Look fat..."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (AFSld)

308 72 67 Joe went all the way to Florida to lie about Trump in an empty room.

Who the hell is running his campaign?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)


Whoever it is has less mental capacity than even Goofy Joey.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

I still insist they're playing to lose. A Biden win removes the Orange Man Bad fig leaf from the violent protest movement.

Simple as that.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (eIig2)

309 I have a slimmest theory that the DOJ is concerned that if they act
before the election on the cases they have it will seem political so
they are waiting until after November
***

They've had 4 years.


We defeated National Socialist Germany in less time then it takes to arrest Strzok?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (qlFIA)

310 Lisa Page's mouth is disgusting!

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (2M/TV)

311 Sockbegone

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (69XrE)

312 240
"...may violate the 'DIOG' or Domestic Investigations Operations Guide which is the roadmap/rule book for FBI agents."



So what?



No, seriously, is there any "rulebook" that matters at this point?


well, per the rulebook, a sternly worded note was added to his permanent file.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (sGtp+)

313 I am waiting for Biden to say he talked to Elvis yesterday.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (VpIIl)

314 Big if true. Potential proof that the CCP is helping fund BLM.

https://tinyurl.com/yxoy4er2

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

315 The buck never stops. These people get authority but no responsibility or accountability.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)


Very much like an HOA!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (DLzZd)

316 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

We probably do. We still have boots on the ground there, IEDs etc are still going off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

317 It's much more efficient to give yourself permission to illegally spy on Americans.

Posted by: iandeal at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (5e/k8)

318 296
You just know that Strzok was wearing a Hillary Clinton mask while he was porking a Trump mask-wearing Lisa Page.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2020 02:28 PM (Mo1SD)

That is a bit disturbing, and potentially oddly specific.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (ufFY8)

319 Has Biden said he fought in The Bay of Pigs, yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (VpIIl)

320 Being a Veterinarian is a stressful job.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:1


it actually is
they have an unusually high suicide rate - vet techs too
speculation is that easy access to pentobarbitol (euthanasia juice) is a big reason

I suspect also that havubg to perform euthanasia on animals wears on the soul

https://blogs.cdc.gov/niosh-science-blog/
2019/09/04/veterinary-suicide/
Posted by: vmom 2020



It does. One reason I quit wildlife rehab after a decade.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (3XqsM)

321 but with Trump, and his relationship with Rush, he should just come out and say...Trump will win.



Rush simply might be saying this to keep the base to stay motivated and go out and vote.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

322 Seriously though the biannual trainings are gonna be brutal.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (842IN)

323 We defeated National Socialist Germany in less time then it takes to arrest Strzok?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (qlFIA)

Sorta puts the DOJ's failure theater in perspective. But fail they are . In WWII we actually wanted to win. Barr does not

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (ONvIw)

324 >>> I think they just want to seem active but accomplish nothing that will rock the boat.



And if that's the case, Trump needs to clean house. All of them, bring in serious people and start writing arrest warrants.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (AFSld)

325 You just know that Strzok was wearing a Hillary Clinton mask while he was porking a Trump mask-wearing Lisa Page.

___

That sounds awfully familiar doesn't it Huma? /Wink


Posted by: Hillary Cllinton at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (qlFIA)

326 I saw Sketchy Trump Toady open for Lanky Beaver Sidepiece. I forget where and when.

Posted by: Hands at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (786Ro)

327 Did the Lanky Beaver Stroke Peters little dick?

Posted by: demoncrat at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (24i5d)

328
Damn. Ben Crump cant public speak for shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (nw6Hr)

329 " Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

We probably do. We still have boots on the ground there, IEDs etc are still going off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)"

In Iran?

Who are you people?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (VpIIl)

330 Big if true. Potential proof that the CCP is helping fund BLM

If that is true, then the fact that BLM is shoveling money into Biden coffers seems... significant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

331 Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

We probably do. We still have boots on the ground there, IEDs etc are still going off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)




Mein Fuhrer ... Iran ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (yQpMk)

332 We have rules against framing citizens for anthrax attacks and bombing the Atlanta Olympics.

FBI Rules

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (dr0/9)

333 I think they just want to seem active but accomplish nothing that will rock the boat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++
Seems that way to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)

334 @TrumpWarRoom 32s

WATCH: Joe Biden refers to a "Harris-Biden Administration."

He knows he's just an empty vessel for the radical left!

https://tinyurl.com/yxnqro22

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

335 And if that's the case, Trump needs to clean house. All of them, bring in serious people and start writing arrest warrants.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (AFSld)

Burying evidence took a long time.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:33 PM (ONvIw)

336 328. He is not great at it. But he has another gear in front of a jury. Believe me on that one.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 15, 2020 02:33 PM (JRaU+)

337 Biden just said that Sasquatch is real. He met him.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:33 PM (VpIIl)

338 WATCH: Joe Biden refers to a "Harris-Biden Administration."

___

This time around, I'm not the one on my knees!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 15, 2020 02:33 PM (qlFIA)

339 Seriously though the biannual trainings are gonna be brutal.


yeah, Hawaii is a mess right now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

340 Troll is in with no poll, only stupid, un-provable conjecture. Trump must be kicking ass.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (7Fj9P)

341 Didn't look through Jo's links but a Trump appointed judge smacked down Emperor Wolf, and King Murphy will go down with him from the 3rd I think circuit on their lockdowns.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (OjZpE)

342 Wyatt Earp: "Goes on and on about how great Trump is, then when asked if he'll endorse, it's um, well, um..."

I like Rush but that's ridiculous. How big of a stretch is it here? You have Trump who is as conservative (except on spending) as anyone in memory on one side, and then you have a demented SOB on the other.

It has to be the clearest decision in his entire political life. Seems pretty cowardly to me particularly given the historic consequences of this vote.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (HhXSr)

343 Who are you people?

Sorry, was thinking Iraq. Probably what Biden was doing too, every once in a while he makes normal gaffes, not demented confusion.

And we almost certainly have people in Iran too, for that matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

344 The problem with the world now days is that no one drinks from the skills of their enemies anymore. Restore this fine tradition and it will clear a LOT of trouble right the fuck up.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (Vxu+H)

345 And if that's the case, Trump needs to clean house. All of them, bring in serious people and start writing arrest warrants.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (AFSld)

After the election he better do a "Saddam and the night of the long knives".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (9Om/r)

346 Trump is fixing the covid numbers by working with Putin to steal our mailboxes!

Posted by: The Party of Science at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (qlFIA)

347 but with Trump, and his relationship with Rush, he should just come out and say...Trump will win.



Rush simply might be saying this to keep the base to stay motivated and go out and vote.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (ZCiJZ)


It really sounds that way to me too. Don't take anything for granted. Get out to vote and everyone you know out to vote.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (xaa8Q)

348 "Sorry, was thinking Iraq. Probably what Biden was doing too, every once in a while he makes normal gaffes, not demented confusion.

And we almost certainly have people in Iran too, for that matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)"

I'm thinking you're Joe Biden socking Christopher.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (VpIIl)

349 But all the retired FBI guys and former prosecutors tell us FBI agents are super duper honest and just filled to the brim with integrity ... that's why they don't have to record their interviews and it's not because that lets them make up things after the fact in their 302s ... but because integrity.

Posted by: Remember the post office panic from like three weeks ago, what happened to that? at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (dYe5S)

350 I still giggle when someone here starts their comment off with, "Look fat..."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


"You dog faced pony soldier! I don't work for you!"

Yeah Biden. You kinda do.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (3XqsM)

351 WATCH: Joe Biden refers to a "Harris-Biden Administration."

He does that a lot. He keeps referring to himself as "Jill Biden's husband" I think he believes this is cutting edge and feminist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

352 329 " Biden just said we have troops killed in Iran.

We probably do. We still have boots on the ground there, IEDs etc are still going off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)"

In Iran?

Who are you people?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (VpIIl)

Iran, Italy, same thing. C'mon, man! The important thing is that we don't let the Spanish take back Alaska!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (Izzlo)

353 The fact that these guys are not shitting their pants and fully lawyered up and hiding in New Zealand astounds me.
What did Double Naught Agent Bodine call it, an insurance policy?

What he did there was a "Go dorectly to jail" card.......He did this to the political opponent of a sitting president, either all on his own or directed by somebody. SQUEEZE him.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (9NndL)

354 341 its not worthy of a Flaming Skull Thread but maybe a few Pudding Cups.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (OjZpE)

355 I'm thinking you're Joe Biden socking Christopher.
___

I'll take any one of you fat, uh, Republican people how back. I'm serious. Right now!

Posted by: Joe Biden getting ready to sock us at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (qlFIA)

356 >>>It has to be the clearest decision in his entire political life. Seems pretty cowardly to me particularly given the historic consequences of this vote.


Rush was just lauding the Middle East deals earlier, but that;s his thing. I've been listening since the late 80's and he never endorses anyone. It's just irritating to me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (AFSld)

357 247 230Yes, indeed. I get why he does it...but with Trump, and his relationship with Rush, he should just come out and say...Trump will win


For the love of God! We are here in enemy territory. Give us a bit of a pep talk! Last time I voted on election day I had a leftist harpie standing in line behind me and my son literally jumping up and down accusing all Republicans of cheating because a teenager with a sign supporting some rep candidate stepped over the sidewalk line and that was too close for her taste. She fit the wimpy leftist stereotype to a T. Most likely a city of South Miami resident if you know what I mean. Very annoying to have to wait in line for an hour or longer with a deranged woman at your back.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (ml+CM)

358 >>>Don't take anything for granted. Get out to vote and everyone you know out to vote.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (xaa8Q)


If you don't go and vote for him
He won't win

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (9rYNN)

359 >> 296 You just know that Strzok was wearing a Hillary Clinton
>> mask while he was porking a Trump mask-wearing Lisa Page.

Almost. We were the other way around.

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (o2vOl)

360 It's amazing how bad and failed and untrue ideas just keep bubbling up again afresh with every new generation. And the kids never seem to know that they're re-living history and making the same mistake as previous generations, over and over and over again.

This is quite similar to how young people now suddenly think "socialism" is some hip new cool revolutionary idea, rather than an embarrassing and debunkd 19th century hoax.
Posted by: zombie at September 15, 2020 01:54 PM (HEEq1)

This is why mockery and shame are essential to the function of society. This stuff is basic-level magical thinking.

"For your race in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon--laughter. Power, Money, Persuasion, Supplication, Persecution--these can lift at a colossal humbug,--push it a little-- crowd it a little--weaken it a little, century by century: but only Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast." -Mark Twain

Alinsky completely plagiarized this idea when writing his 5th Rule.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (hgx/q)

361 The fact that these guys are not shitting their pants and fully lawyered up and hiding in New Zealand astounds me.

Why on earth would they? The worst that will happen is they get fired with full pension and go on to be heroes on the talk show circuit, write columns for the Washington Post. There's zero precedent for them to be remotely concerned about anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

362 Biden is Forest Gump, only with less scruples.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

363 314 Big if true. Potential proof that the CCP is helping fund BLM.

https://tinyurl.com/yxoy4er2
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Does this mean we can start stacking them here instead of stacking them over there?

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (eIig2)

364 Smart caller on Rush right now.

Posted by: JROD at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (0jZnq)

365 Look fat, Trump turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (DLzZd)

366 >>>After the election he better do a "Saddam and the night of the long knives".


He can start with Kushner and Ivanka.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (AFSld)

367 When the Republic is being torn to shreds by Drumpf all you morons care about is where are the sex tapes we made.

Posted by: Lanky Beaver at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (Y274z)

368 Biden is Forest Gump, only with less scruples.

___


Pretty sure Biden has bad touched fewer children then old' Forrest....

Posted by: Obligatory at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (qlFIA)

369 There is no corruption in the FBI. Not even a scintilla. Ditto for NSA, TSA, CIA, IRS...Obama told me so.

Posted by: jim at September 15, 2020 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

370 Biden doesn't deserve a flaming skull, but a smoking, back-firing one might be appropriate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

371 all you morons care about is where are the sex tapes we made.
___

Can we get Scarlett Johannsen to run for office in California? She can't be any worse then the other people there anyway and the sex tapes would be more interesting.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (qlFIA)

372 He does that a lot. He keeps referring to himself as "Jill Biden's husband" I think he believes this is cutting edge and feminist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

But he's reading a teleprompter! Is that's what written on the teleprompter?

It's the 2nd time it's happened in 1 day....Kamala said the 'Harris administration'.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

373 Did I hear the screech of a Karen-Troll?

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (eIig2)

374 >>He can start with Kushner and Ivanka

A big part of the credit for what happened today at the White House goes to Kushner.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

375 I wonder if Rush is superstitious and doesn't want to jinx shit? He is a big sports fan too.

I don't like saying who will win either for that reason.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (an7Mv)

376 Bill Clinton protects himself from a Hellfire attack by surrounding himself with Epsteins castoffs.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (Y274z)

377 It's a wonder Strzok wasn't signing his own FISA warrants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

378 After the election he better do a "Saddam and the night of the long knives".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:34 PM (9Om/r)

I love that video. Saddam like a pimp calling out all the punk asses who cry how loyal they are and how they love licking Saddam's ass as they are led out to their final doom.

Saddam even lights up a cigar at one point he is enjoying it so much.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (Z+IKu)

379 Biden can't count his fucking balls and come up with the same number twice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (9Om/r)

380

BLM is pure Maoist, directly descended from the CCP funded Black Panther terrorists. Inconceivable that they aren't getting ChiCom money.

Posted by: Euvolemic Jones at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (d6DSt)

381 >>>A big part of the credit for what happened today at the White House goes to Kushner.


Agree, but I think he does more harm than good, generally.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (AFSld)

382 Why on earth would they? The worst that will happen is they get fired with full pension and go on to be heroes on the talk show circuit, write columns for the Washington Post. There's zero precedent for them to be remotely concerned about anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

John Durham is no Jaworski.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (ONvIw)

383 344
The problem with the world now days is that no one drinks from the skills of their enemies anymore

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Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (sGtp+)

384 It's important for posterity's sake (or even just our sake) to get the truth down about the coup.

But otherwise it's meaningless. The MSM is too busy telling us Trump said "doody" to cover an historic peace treaty. They certainly don't have time to cover an attempted coup.

Just kidding about the time, of course. They've had plenty of time to play their own role in the Russian-hoax coup.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (M/9m0)

385 Stzrok should be a new verb. Like "I Stzroked you in the squeak hole."

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (VpIIl)

386 This has absolutely nothing to do with the thread topic..


But, I was watching a youtube video last night bout supersonic baseballs, and was introduced to the best name for a baseball team ever.

The Rocket City Trash Pandas.

Is that a cool name, or what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (3D/fK)

387 Facebook wants to show me ow the climate is changing. LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (HwiWi)

388 Being a Veterinarian is a stressful job.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 02:1


it actually is
they have an unusually high suicide rate - vet techs too
speculation is that easy access to pentobarbitol (euthanasia juice) is a big reason

I suspect also that havubg to perform euthanasia on animals wears on the soul

https://blogs.cdc.gov/niosh-science-blog/
2019/09/04/veterinary-suicide/
Posted by: vmom 2020



It does. One reason I quit wildlife rehab after a decade.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:31

Our veterinarian offed hisself last year. He also had a debilitating chronic illness.
Which reminds me I need to find a new vet to do porch kitty check up. I hate that.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (Vxu+H)

389 361 The fact that these guys are not shitting their pants and fully lawyered up and hiding in New Zealand astounds me.

Why on earth would they? The worst that will happen is they get fired with full pension and go on to be heroes on the talk show circuit, write columns for the Washington Post. There's zero precedent for them to be remotely concerned about anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

You underestimate how pissed off a sizable percentage of the population is. And by sizable, I mean over 15% and growing on our side.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (AR3Ko)

390 379
Biden can't count his fucking balls and come up with the same number twice.

you know who else had an unexpected number of balls?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (sGtp+)

391 some dumb bitch just issued a terroristic threat in front of the mayor of Louisville, "if there ain't gonna be no justice, there ain't gonna be no peace"...

i wonder how the mayor takes that sitting down.

this is turning into a great train wreck in KY.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (8D42x)

392 Said many times until the first conspirator gets indicted why should anyone involved care?

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (OjZpE)

393 366 >>>After the election he better do a "Saddam and the night of the long knives


He can start with Kushner and Ivanka


I second that heartily, but please take Rubio and the Senator from Kentucky with his wife too.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (ml+CM)

394 The problem with the world now days is that no one drinks from the skills of their enemies anymore

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Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (Bk0np)

395 361 The fact that these guys are not shitting their pants and fully lawyered up and hiding in New Zealand astounds me.

Why on earth would they? The worst that will happen is they get fired with full pension and go on to be heroes on the talk show circuit, write columns for the Washington Post. There's zero precedent for them to be remotely concerned about anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

The fact that Strozk can go on Chuck Todd and fling bullshit like a caged monkey and being taken seriously and credible is all you need to know about the state of affairs here. Ah I made a pun on his behalf too haha.

Rush is very much on point today that if Biden wins, its over because that means the dems will have kept the house and maybe flipped the senate- then its hello statehood for DC and Puerto Rico, sealing a permanent liberal bloc.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is wearing a pro-mask due to all of the smoke at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (1+Jvs)

396 I love the video of Saddam bleating like a sheep the last few milliseconds before they dead-loaded him.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (eIig2)

397 Facebook wants to show me ow the climate is changing. LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy



I just got the same thing.
Eff off FB.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (axyOa)

398 383 344
The problem with the world now days is that no one drinks from the skills of their enemies anymore

this message brought to you by our sponsor, skillshare.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (sGtp+)

With 3 vowels right next to each other, everyone makes a finny typo now and then

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (Izzlo)

399 Test

Posted by: fly at September 15, 2020 02:42 PM (2M/TV)

400 Biden can't count his fucking balls and come up with the same number twice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (9Om/r)

He should try it with mine!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 15, 2020 02:42 PM (842IN)

401 Yet the pick is still out there hawking his book making money off crime. He is really afraid of Durham.

Posted by: Valiant at September 15, 2020 02:42 PM (PLFNo)

402
The Rocket City Trash Pandas.



'trash panda' = raccoon

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

403 The problem with the world now days is that no one drinks from the skills of their enemies anymore

this message brought to you by our sponsor, skillshare.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (sGtp+)


I still have a couple boxes of Skulcraft clicky pens around here somewhere. "SKULCRAFT - US GOVERNMENT"

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 02:42 PM (t+qrx)

404 @367 Lanky Beaver-Everything is digital. No tape anymore.

Posted by: JROD at September 15, 2020 02:42 PM (0jZnq)

405 It's a wonder Strzok wasn't signing his own FISA warrants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

Approving my own journal entries, was that wrong?

Posted by: Jeff Skilling and Andy Fastow at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (DLzZd)

406 Twatter removed Biden pics groping girls.
"Child sexual exploitation"

Sanitation crew must have PTSD

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (Y274z)

407 So I haven't gotten to watch the video yet but The Quarterinf has that Cuties has caused an 800% spike in Netflix cancellations.

https://youtu.be/5kZgy2MKhb0

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (2fGCR)

408 386 The Rocket City Trash Pandas.

Is that a cool name, or what?

Yep. Sure beats the Hartford Yard Goats

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (jbF6h)

409 >>>Most likely a city of South Miami resident if you know what I mean. Very annoying to have to wait in line for an hour or longer with a deranged woman at your back.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 02:36 PM (ml+CM)


Is this what you are talking about?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305701525239595008

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (9rYNN)

410 >>>The Rocket City Trash Pandas.

Is that a cool name, or what?


EPIC

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (AFSld)

411 Rush is very much on point today that if Biden wins, its over because that means the dems will have kept the house and maybe flipped the senate- then its hello statehood for DC and Puerto Rico, sealing a permanent liberal bloc.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is wearing a pro-mask due to all of the smoke at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (1+Jvs)



Form your cells now. Learn Morse Code, Get comms gear.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (axyOa)

412 Personally I can't wait to see a debate between Sundowner Joe and DJT, I think it will be epic.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (OjZpE)

413 >> 252 Lisa Page > Monica Lewinsky > Reggie Love

Thanks for noticing, cutie!

Posted by: Lisa Page at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (o2vOl)

414 You underestimate how pissed off a sizable percentage of the population is. And by sizable, I mean over 15% and growing on our side.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (AR3Ko)

It's a matter of coverage. The press was invested in Watergate. Today's press is part of the cover up.

There is no reason for them to fear the toothless butterball at the DOJ these days. In fact Barr/Sessions were sorta like John Mitchell except Barr/Sessions is covering for the other side and are more pathetic

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (ONvIw)

415 The Rocket City Trash Pandas play the Montgomery Biscuits.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

416 385 Stzrok should be a new verb. Like "I Stzroked you in the squeak hole."
Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (VpIIl)

Should be a euphemism for jacking off. Strzoking the Peter.

Also appropriate, since he signs his own proposals.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (hgx/q)

417

Probably best if you put your garbage cans out during the day... I'm nocturnal...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Trash Panda at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (d6DSt)

418 The climate IS changing. Fall is in the air....

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (o2MD2)

419 I rogered old Joe more than Barack.

Posted by: Moochelle at September 15, 2020 02:45 PM (Y274z)

420 He can start with Kushner and Ivanka.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 15, 2020 02:37 PM (AFSld)

they do good as Ambassadors - I think Kushner made the historic ME peace deals happen
and it makes sense to have rulerd trust the word of POTUS closest family

they shouldnt be doing domestic policy

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 02:45 PM (nUhF0)

421 Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (Y274z)

"Child exploitation... that hurts a Democrat"

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:45 PM (842IN)

422 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2020 02:45 PM (t+qrx)

423 374 >>He can start with Kushner and Ivanka

A big part of the credit for what happened today at the White House goes to Kushner.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Most people don't care about the Middle East anymore especially with the state our own neglected and war torn country is here at home.
I don't care and have zero connection to the ME. Maybe 4% of the total population in America does.
We don't care.
America and Americans First!

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:45 PM (AR3Ko)

424 @CNBCnow

JUST IN: NFL viewership declines for most week 1 games, Nielsen data shows.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y62c4fna

I'm shocked they actually mentioned the protests as the reason viewership is down.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (cF8AT)

425 421 Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (Y274z)

"Child exploitation... that hurts a Democrat"
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 02:45 PM (842IN)

It takes a village.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (eIig2)

426 Nood!

Democrat terrorists and violence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (pw+jk)

427 Rush is very much on point today that if Biden wins, its over because that means the dems will have kept the house and maybe flipped the senate- then its hello statehood for DC and Puerto Rico, sealing a permanent liberal bloc.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who is wearing a pro-mask due to all of the smoke at September 15, 2020 02:41 PM (1+Jvs)

The donks have their eye on the prize (as they see it) the GOP has their eyes on ....nothing

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (ONvIw)

428 The Rocket City Trash Pandas.

Is that a cool name, or what?


Beats the Toledo Mud Hens.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (3XqsM)

429 395 - Voting will be popular vote only,, vote harvesting will be the rule of the country.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (OjZpE)

430 Form your cells now. Learn Morse Code, Get comms gear.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 02:43 PM (axyOa)
***********
Buy ammo

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:46 PM (Y274z)

431 380
BLM is pure Maoist, directly descended from the CCP funded Black Panther terrorists. Inconceivable that they aren't getting ChiCom money.
Posted by: Euvolemic Jones at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (d6DSt)
----------------------------
I don't doubt it but I'm not sure they need it.

The biggest difference between the radical Left now and in the Cold War era is that back then the MAIN source of funding was the USSR. Today major domestic corporations and NGOs pour money into subversion.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2020 02:47 PM (M/9m0)

432 off topic but did anyone see the video today of Cramer interviewing Pelosi and calling her Crazy Nancy? Hilarious. Then like a worm he tried to backpeddle and say he didn't mean to and she says, "well you just did" her face an immovable block of botox and wide eyed delusion.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is wearing a pro-mask due to all of the smoke at September 15, 2020 02:47 PM (1+Jvs)

433 414 You underestimate how pissed off a sizable percentage of the population is. And by sizable, I mean over 15% and growing on our side.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (AR3Ko)

It's a matter of coverage. The press was invested in Watergate. Today's press is part of the cover up.

There is no reason for them to fear the toothless butterball at the DOJ these days. In fact Barr/Sessions were sorta like John Mitchell except Barr/Sessions is covering for the other side and are more pathetic
Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:44 PM (ONvIw)

Remember what happened last time the people of European descent tribed up and acted as a collective unit? I do.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:48 PM (AR3Ko)

434 Remember what happened last time the people of European descent tribed up and acted as a collective unit? I do.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:48 PM (AR3Ko)

They slaughtered each other?

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (ONvIw)

435 But, I was watching a youtube video last night bout
supersonic baseballs, and was introduced to the best name for a baseball
team ever.



The Rocket City Trash Pandas.



Is that a cool name, or what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 02:40 PM (3D/fK)

My then 6yo daughter's soccer team name: Pink Sparkly Dancing Ponies. Opponent teams quivered in fear at the name.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (DLzZd)

436
I do believe Barr is trying; I also believe that having two + years of destroying evidence and lawyering up is what is making it so difficult to prosecute.

He only will get one shot at whoever he files charges against, and he knows it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (sy5kK)

437 @TrumpWarRoom 32s

WATCH: Joe Biden refers to a "Harris-Biden Administration."

He knows he's just an empty vessel for the radical left!

https://tinyurl.com/yxnqro22
Posted by: Tami

The polite way is to refer to him as a glass half full.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

438 So I haven't gotten to watch the video yet but The Quarterinf has that Cuties has caused an 800% spike in Netflix cancellations.

Stocks have plunged for Netflix as well, huge drop off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

439 "tribed up"

Fantastic.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (eIig2)

440 Form your cells now. Learn Morse Code, Get comms gear

Posted by: Diogenes


Just purchased more ammo. Hedging my bets.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (ml+CM)

441 Nood Atlantic.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 15, 2020 02:49 PM (w7U/e)

442 I do believe Barr is trying; I also believe that having two + years of destroying evidence and lawyering up is what is making it so difficult to prosecute.

I think that complicates matters, but he's shrugging at things like lying under oath and admitting to crimes on national TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

443
He only will get one shot at whoever he files charges against, and he knows it.

***

If Biden wins his window is over.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:50 PM (qlFIA)

444 "So I drove her to Secaucus and I kissed her!"

- - Dangerfield
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
************
You're killing me.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:51 PM (Y274z)

445 If it comes to that, ammo will be laying about like manna.

And probably some interesting selections in the hardware space as well...

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 15, 2020 02:51 PM (eIig2)

446 371
all you morons care about is where are the sex tapes we made.
___

Can
we get Scarlett Johannsen to run for office in California? She can't be
any worse then the other people there anyway and the sex tapes would be
more interesting.


Posted by: Obligatory at September 15, 2020 02:39 PM (qlFIA)

Sorry, you only get Andrew Gillum

Posted by: jim at September 15, 2020 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

447 Among many of the campaign issues that have gotten short shrift because of the wuhu flu lockdowns and riots are the Obamagate Coup Attempt and the corruption of the entire Biden family.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2020 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

448 Remember what happened last time the people of European descent tribed up and acted as a collective unit? I do.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 02:48 PM (AR3Ko)

Well, it only complicates matters if you assume Stealth Jeff and Roddy were playing for Team Comey/Obama. And I believe this

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:52 PM (ONvIw)

449 If Biden wins his window is over.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2020 02:50 PM (qlFIA)

And he'll be rewarded for the planned ineptitude. His kiddie can go back to DOJ and gather the spoils. Fuck that family.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2020 02:53 PM (ONvIw)

450 "Guidelines" violated you say!
That is downright concerning !

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2020 02:59 PM (r4fw8)

451 I just canceled my Netflix subscription. I'd been a member since 2013.

Reason: Cuties.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 03:03 PM (6xA3t)

452 450 they're careful not to say law...just guidelines

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at September 15, 2020 03:04 PM (ONvIw)

453 Lanky beaver is much preferable to Obese Beaver.
Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2020 02:09 PM (Y274z)

Slump-bustin' Mark Grace vehemently disagrees.

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at September 15, 2020 03:06 PM (Nig2g)

454
Beaver is right. I know it's meant in reference to her funny-lookin' teefs.

But also: beavers might be stupid by human standards, but for what they are are, they are devious, mean, and industrious.

It really works all around, when you think about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 03:23 PM (x73LH)

455 I'm sure it's been said, but Fox messed up losing Catherine Herridge. I only watch newsmax now, and many ex Fox people are on that station. Catherine Herridge would make it even better.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 15, 2020 03:35 PM (lonOK)

456 The Clintons owned the FBI when they absconded with the FBI records when slick willy was President, and feigned to have lost them when asked by the FBI to return them. The clintons used the evidence in secret files to own government officials ever since. pc ho's were glad to go along with it.

hitlery and biden are going to testify before a judge and boy oh boy are they gonna get theirs! Chillins, they will have advance amnesia and will outright lie as has happened many times before by hitlery. Those that refuse to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them. Its hard to believe there are anymore morons/useful fools left that will buy that crap anymore.

Posted by: ron n. at September 15, 2020 03:38 PM (om5HK)

457 I seem to remember Catherine Herridge reporting this about a month ago.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 03:40 PM (qe5CM)

458
Lanky beaver sidepieces for $1,000 Alexa. WOT! it's $1,250 now same as in Washington !

Posted by: Saf at September 15, 2020 04:41 PM (5IHGB)

459 It is hard to identify which former FBI officials are actually co-operating with the Durham probe. Many have mentioned Jim Baker, former general counsel, and Joe Pientka, Strzok's lackey. But I think Priestap is one.

He seems at every turn to be the guy in the room saying "a bridge too far, dudes, a bridge too far." He was never ever against dirty deeds. He just never wanted to get caught. He thought it was more likely than not that Strzok, McCabe, Page, Baker, Clinesmith et al were going to get caught. Look at the diffidence in his hand written notes. Look at the efforts of Strzok and Page to create a back channel around him to McCabe and Comey. Here again with his rejection/ approval of the EC.

Incidentally, Strzok's lanky side piece was not Page, it was McCabe and Comey.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at September 17, 2020 10:40 AM (c0RaZ)

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