Quarantine Cafe

Waves touching Clouds! pic.twitter.com/S4TuXDBWvp
— Sci-Tech Nature Zone (@scitechnature9) September 4, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Hi Horde, I'll alert the others.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (a4EWo)

2 Trump wave

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (FsgBK)

3 Matt Drudge's Drudge Report website continues what has been a historic crash in viewership in August.

The site's traffic in August fell to 63 million readers, down from 66 million in May, according to True Pundit. Just months ago, in September 2019, the site was regularly garnering 95 million readers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (dNzKv)

4 worst

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 07:30 PM (ZfRYq)

5 No quokka.

Riot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (D2I2k)

6 Wow wow wow. THere were no comments, now there are 4

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (ZfRYq)

7 Killmenow

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (BSTC+)

8 What planet is that waves touching clouds thing from?

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 07:31 PM (ZfRYq)

9 Forbidden Muppet

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

10 Corginis called.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (dNzKv)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Looked like Waves Making Clouds.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Is hornt poasting allowed in the cafe?

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (r4Apu)

14 KOWABUNGA!

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (glGDV)

15 It isn't like there is big political news to drive traffic to drudge.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (dNzKv)

16 That's not a cloud. That's a space station.

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (69XrE)

17 speaking of waves...

whoa

Lou Dobbs just showed Joe exiting the plane and waving and pointing at....

No one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.

So what did Joe see?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (Bk0np)

18 Now THAT is a barrel!

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

19
Bless you, nurse. Sounds like you may have had a rough day. Or week?

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (tQL7r)

20 The Clouds did not consent to the touching, and are suing for harassment.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (jbF6h)

21 So what did Joe see?

Muppets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

22 I haven't been to The Drudge Report site since I found out Mr. Drudge sold the thing.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (SSJSf)

23 Hawaii 50 theme!

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (glGDV)

24 Music sounds like they wanted to use a Sigur Ros song, but didn't have the rights to use a Sigur Ros song.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (hku12)

25 So what did Joe see?

(whispers): Dead people

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (jbF6h)

26 Going right!

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

27 [iNo one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.

So what did Joe see?

His future.

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (v16oJ)

28 I didn't know until this day, it was the Muppet all along

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)

29 >>> So what did Joe see?

Muppets.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)
=====

Heh

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (69XrE)

30 They are keeping people away. Social distancing, yeah, that's the ticket! And they didn't advertise the trip, so nobody knew he would be there! Yeah, thats what happened!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (dNzKv)

31 Joe saw an adoring crowd, just like the first time he and Barack were running.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 15, 2020 07:34 PM (a4EWo)

32 Weasel don't surf.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

33 Hi Prime Sistah,
Yeah. It's no fun not being able to breathe outside. But I shouldn't complain. At least I haven't lost my home.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (BSTC+)

34 Kooks are gonna chowder on that peak, dude.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

35 Nice wave. Realize that's shot from someone actually out there in the water - though from the look of it, they're on a jet-ski (smart move). You can also find footage taken by swimmers, from water-level, of similar waves. It's all about reef breaks and knowing exactly where to be.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

36 Hang Ten.

Or Eleven.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (olhzY)

37 So what did Joe see?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (Bk0np)

----------------------------
Corn Pop

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (CAJOC)

38 I spy 4 bats.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (Z4rgH)

39 "..I'm Bo Jiden, and I massage this approval."

Not outside of the realm of believability.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (QzJWU)

40 21
So what did Joe see?

Muppets.

i see dead muppets.

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (sGtp+)

41 Waves touch clouds whenever it is foggy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)

42 I imagine that nurse, like the others living in her neck of the woods, are struggling to breathe. Bad frigging news up there.

With the breathing difficulties I experienced and have gotten over (I hope) this summer, I can't even begin to imagine what that is like with a respiratory system that is at 100%!

I'm hoping y'all get some very serious rainfall, and soon.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:36 PM (SSJSf)

43 I actually know that music...it's on one of the Work Ambient mixes on Youtube. I hear it all the time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:36 PM (jbF6h)

44 In a way you've got to feel badly for Biden.....

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Zombie Robert Bork at September 15, 2020 07:36 PM (v16oJ)

45 The Lord of the Muppets.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA at September 15, 2020 07:36 PM (OQcPl)

46 If we get big enough, they'll let you grab 'em by the Nimbus!

Posted by: A Wave at September 15, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

47 Hey, that gives us an idea

Posted by: the CHANYAYS at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (O+AcM)

48 So what did Joe see?

Muppets.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Entirely possible.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (Bk0np)

49 I think the Big Ten news on football is big for Trump.

Lefties at the football blog I visit have been licking their lips when thinking about football in big swing states being cancelled and blaming it on Trump.

I think Sundown Joe even made a few statements about it being Trump's fault.

Now we will see if the lefty governors have the balls to try to forbid it since the conference placed the ball directly in their court.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (rFYU2)

50
Re: the Drudge Report. Some conservatives have said from the beginning -- or at least for the last 10-12 years -- that Drudge was not a conservative, and no friend to conservatives. Apparently, they (whoever they were, I forget who) were spot-on.

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (tQL7r)

51 >>> Lou Dobbs just showed Joe exiting the plane and waving and pointing at....

No one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.

So what did Joe see?

=======

Langoliers

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (69XrE)

52 So Joe is giving a speech tonight?
What's big daddy doing?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (Vxu+H)

53 We had WAVEs in the Navy when I enlisted, and when one got pregnant she was discharged. I know, weird. Oh you mean another kind of waves.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (XhWtx)

54 Been a while, but there were a few times I got outside (fins only), and then was kinda sorta intimidated about actually catching a wave - big, big surf (nothing like the video, however). But this was crappy beach break surf, where it's over-the-falls, no options. The sound is impressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)

55 I really don't know clouds at all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cZjDV)

56 Having a nice after dinner cigar and cup of coffee out on the deck.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (MVjcR)

57 I had some click bait link show up with a picture of an albino bat wrapped around someone's arm. Almost copied and pasted it here.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (JKNZq)

58 Here, the Sigur Ros song that this one is totally NOT trying to rip off:

https://tinyurl.com/y25959ll

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (hku12)

59 Weasel don't surf.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

Weasels ain't waterproof.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (Z4rgH)

60 Speakin' of 'waves touching clouds'.....

https://tinyurl.com/y5fqnlth

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)

61 Hang Ten, dude.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

62 Butch Kamala and the Sundown Kid

Posted by: Rejected 2020 film title at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (6K3U5)

63 The reality is, the enthusiasm for the credibly accused rapist and white nationalist and satanist endorsed Joe Biden is stronger than any candidate in modern history, it is Trump who consistently shows a lack of energy and enthusiasm, Trump has shown himself to be reckless by having an indoor rally one day where no e of the crowd was wearing masks, then exposing the leaders of Israel and UAE to covid by not social distancing at their WH meeting.

I should totally be paid by the dems. This is so easy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (dNzKv)

64 50
Re: the Drudge Report. Some conservatives have said from the beginning -- or at least for the last 10-12 years -- that Drudge was not a conservative, and no friend to conservatives. Apparently, they (whoever they were, I forget who) were spot-on.
Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 07:37 PM (tQL7r)

------------------------------

I keep hearing that Drudge is no longer actually running it. That he bailed a while back. But I can never find a definitive source for that.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (CAJOC)

65 Hey. What's Today's special at this here cafe?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)

66 62 Butch Kamala and the Sundown Kid
Posted by: Rejected 2020 film title at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM

Dammit...shoulda been "Bitch" Kamala.

Posted by: Rejected 2020 film title at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (6K3U5)

67 Historic day today. So much winning.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)

68 The University of Idaho is testing the wastewater at the dorms to identify new Covid cases. Which, what the fuck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (/I1RL)

69 In honor of Haiku Tuesday:

Sundown Joe is dumb

Kamala sucks much, much dick

Refrigerator

Posted by: eastofsuez at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (U2zca)

70 Eh, the waves are just reaching out to another side of the family.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (CAJOC)

71 65 Hey. What's Today's special at this here cafe?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)

Surf N Turf.

But hold the Turf.

So, Surf.

Probably imitation crabmeat.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (olhzY)

72 I'll be ready to give that speech in Florida, soon as they shoot me up with the happy juice!

I'll have to take tomorrow off, of course.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)

73 Are we still doing Muppet movies?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

74 Was this great wave located somewhere off Kanagawa?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (3J6O3)

75 49 I believe they voted to cancel the season originally to hurt Trump.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (HwiWi)

76 Hey. What's Today's special at this here cafe?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)

falafel, hummus, couscous.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

77 Clouds:

Well, there's Notmybus, and Stratocastus, and Humulonimbus, and Bigulonimbus, and...citrus!

Posted by: Public Scoo Children at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (jbF6h)

78 Been surfing since I was 13. Born in CA, traveled all over the world for surf. Australia, Indonesia, Central America, Mexico, Europe, and lived in Hawaii for 4 years.
AND THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL WAVE.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

79 So what did Joe see?

He's wondering where that wheat field went!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (axyOa)

80 76 Hey. What's Today's special at this here cafe?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)

falafel, hummus, couscous.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

-----------------------------

Bat Wing Soup

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (CAJOC)

81 Butch Kamala and the Sundown Kid

Posted by: Rejected 2020 film title at September 15, 2020 07:38 PM (6K3U5)

That movie sucked monkey balls.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (Z4rgH)

82 22 I haven't been to The Drudge Report site since I found out Mr. Drudge sold the thing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:33 PM (SSJSf)

According to Paul Joseph Watson (as of a day or two ago), he says that Drudge actually hasn't sold the site, and he may just still be butthurt over a falling out he had with White House Staffers.

Posted by: Allie at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (vmRc0)

83 The University of Idaho is testing the wastewater at the dorms to identify new Covid cases. Which, what the fuck?

These are the same ~~people~~ perverts who crawl around wearing bunny suits under the state park outhouses looking up at women sitting on the ring.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (C+evo)

84 65 Hey. What's Today's special at this here cafe?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)

Bat soup.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 07:43 PM (ZfRYq)

85 72 I'll be ready to give that speech in Florida, soon as they shoot me up with the happy juice!

I'll have to take tomorrow off, of course.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM

I already told you, Joe, that Reggie's mine and you can't borrow him! And I do need a day or two to recover after his injection, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Barky O'Clusterfuck at September 15, 2020 07:43 PM (6K3U5)

86 Looked like the wave pulled that cloud down into the ocean

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 07:43 PM (OjZpE)

87 Wait! Did the big 10 cave and let the sportsball seasons commence?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Vxu+H)

88 Oh, good thing this Quarantine Cafe is here, because, I just checked, and NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (ZfRYq)

89
Nurse,

Ugh! So sorry about the fires, the smoke, not being able to breathe outside. Sounds awful.

Praying you all get some rain. And some relief from all this SOON. Hang in there!

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (tQL7r)

90 According to Paul Joseph Watson (as of a day or two
ago), he says that Drudge actually hasn't sold the site, and he may just
still be butthurt over a falling out he had with White House Staffers.

Posted by: Allie

Well I guess he showed them.

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (v16oJ)

91 Forgot the Telecastrus clouds.

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (RuIsu)

92 Surf N Turf.

But hold the Turf.

So, Surf.

Probably imitation crabmeat.
Posted by: jsg

Figures.

**looks around cafe**

At least there's no okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (axyOa)

93 >>> But hold the Turf.
Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 07:40 PM (olhzY)

Butt holds are for jiu-jitsu closers. Grapple!

Posted by: banana Dream at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (3J6O3)

94 65 Hey. What's Today's special at this here cafe?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)
........

Chowder if you don't make the takeoff on that wave.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

95
I keep hearing that Drudge is no longer actually running it. That he bailed a while back. But I can never find a definitive source for that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:39 PM (CAJOC)

I heard that as well, but a couple of days ago saw a tweet from a guy I hadn't heard of, but apparently he worked for Drudge as a manager until he quit a couple years ago. He was bitching out Matt Drudge pretty good.

So I am back to Who The Hell Knows?

Maybe Drudge got bought by CNN. Their headlines align pretty well from day to day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

96 Who cares about bleak ten fball

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (/6GbT)

97 At least there's no okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (axyOa)

There's fried okry and possum fritters out by the cement pond!

Posted by: Granny Clampett at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

98 The dude who's writing the unauthorized biography of Drudge says Drudge has never had any motivation at all other than money, plain and simple. No guiding political priciples either way. He said people told him, when you met Andrew Breitbart, you knew within two minutes he was truly committed to the cause, but Drudge is a blank slate who only follows the money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (jbF6h)

99 Bows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feathered canyons everywhere
I looked at clouds that way

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:46 PM (cZjDV)

100 98 The dude who's writing the unauthorized biography of Drudge says Drudge has never had any motivation at all other than money, plain and simple. No guiding political priciples either way. He said people told him, when you met Andrew Breitbart, you knew within two minutes he was truly committed to the cause, but Drudge is a blank slate who only follows the money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (jbF6h)

Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at September 15, 2020 07:46 PM (PiwSw)

101 Just saw the released footage of the shooting of two Tulsa police officers (one died). Nasty business.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 15, 2020 07:46 PM (sTnpX)

102 Old man yells at cloud?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (uEbPt)

103 Drudge stopped investigating and reporting and started propagandizing for the left.

All kinds of stories out there from Joe Biden's graft, to Hillary's murders to the Pedo Rings in Hollyweird but all he's got now is Trump Bad.

Just another face in the lefty crowd of idiots.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (Z+IKu)

104 So what did Joe see?

He's wondering where that wheat field went!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (axyOa)

That scene was buggier than a Pixy update.

*sweats the Big BanHammer*

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (Z4rgH)

105 Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:35 PM (BSTC+)

Our AQI dropped to the low 300s, and we can almost kinda sorta see the sun a little bit. Things are looking up!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (/I1RL)

106 Before I am re-elected, in the Harris Biden Administration I will be the sherriff. We will have Obamacare for all AND Medicare for all and hell, in the second floor of the hospital...when the doctors cold...COPD the thing, you know what I mean.

Posted by: Joe Biden no malarkey at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (r7lPl)

107 Just checking my Yahoo email (yeah, I know, I was one of the early birders back in '93 -- so sue me) and got my daily "Last Chance" spam from the McSally campaign after sending her a donation a couple months ago. Only two from her and other Republican names today -- usually it's closer to a dozen.

Anywho, Yahoo puts a little ad above your Inbox messages that looks like your most recent one received and here's what it reads (from some "Democratic Strategic Institute": "Thank Dr. Fauci For Standing Against Trump."

I mean, they're not even hiding -- but celebrating -- their Deep State coup-conspirator treasonous tools anymore ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)

108 so did joe get hurt on that fall ? ouch.

Posted by: mayate lips at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (Re9MM)

109 According to Paul Joseph Watson (as of a day or two
ago), he says that Drudge actually hasn't sold the site, and he may just
still be butthurt over a falling out he had with White House Staffers.

Posted by: Allie

Well I guess he showed them.
Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (v16oJ)

Yep, PJW showed the interview with the guy who supposedly heard it directly from Drudge himself.

PJW had a prior working relationship with Drudge, so it appears to be credible.

Not that I care. The guy runs a useless site now. He's bleeding page views. Screw him.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (hku12)

110
It isn't like there is big political news to drive traffic to drudge.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 07:32 PM (dNzKv)

Or yuuuuge peace deals in the Middle East...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (EGyGV)

111 Are there hookers and blow in the Quarantine Cafe?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

112 Hopefully now that judge told Emperor Wolf to shove it maybe the lockdown will stop.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (OjZpE)

113 96 Who cares about bleak ten fball
Posted by: A dude in MI

That's the point of all this bullshit. They are taking away everything we care about. We are supposed to be miserable and beaten down. Then our overlords throw crumbs. And we, the downtrodden will be ever so grateful.

Dammit. I'm usually a happy person. And even I'm getting down.

Perhaps I'll check in on baby Joey the sea otter.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (BSTC+)

114 98 The dude who's writing the unauthorized biography of Drudge says Drudge has never had any motivation at all other than money, plain and simple. No guiding political priciples either way. He said people told him, when you met Andrew Breitbart, you knew within two minutes he was truly committed to the cause, but Drudge is a blank slate who only follows the money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (jbF6h)

Well he picked the wrong side, unless they're paying him.

Anyways, for me, it's another case of Get Woke Go Broke. And I won't miss it.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (olhzY)

115 Drudge had a weekend show on FNC many, many years ago. It was awful.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (FsgBK)

116 Is there a bat in that cloud?

I expect to see bats in these threads.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (Ae67h)

117 But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (cZjDV)

118 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Drudge is metric, Breitbart is the English system. Who went to the moon?

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (XhWtx)

120 87 Wait! Did the big 10 cave and let the sportsball seasons commence?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Vxu+H)

.....

Yes. 8 game season commencing October 17.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (rFYU2)

121 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

He had a fright.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

122 There's fried okry and possum fritters out by the cement pond!

Posted by: Granny Clampett at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

CA still sucks, no matter how fancy you dress the place up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:50 PM (Z4rgH)

123 If the stresses of being a cop weren't already enough, and only occasionally lightened by the random encounter with a grateful citizen, imagine now the added stress of knowing any random encounter could be with an assassin.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 07:50 PM (H8QX8)

124

Guess you guys saw that the Nebraska AG was suing the Big 10 conference for.....checks notes.....running a nonprofit organization in NE without registering properly, something, something, something.

I say way to go, Nebraska! Stick it to 'em. Or, even better, leaving the Big 10 hemming and hawing around this whole football season, and come join the SEC. That's the ticket!

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (tQL7r)

125 Wait! Did the big 10 cave and let the sportsball seasons commence?

Any bats in that big 10 cave?

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (FsgBK)

126 118 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

After Sundown
Joe gonna let it all hang out.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (olhzY)

127 The drugs didn't take.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (HwiWi)

128 According to Paul Joseph Watson (as of a day or two ago), he says that Drudge actually hasn't sold the site, and he may just still be butthurt over a falling out he had with White House Staffers.
Posted by: Allie at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (vmRc0)

Interesting...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (SSJSf)

129 104 So what did Joe see?

He's wondering where that wheat field went!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:42 PM (axyOa)

That scene was buggier than a Pixy update.

*sweats the Big BanHammer*
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (Z4rgH)

***

Just to be clear Pixy, BigBan said that. Not me.
Hell I have Pixy wallpaper in my bathroom! I love Pixies!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (axyOa)

130 Wait! Did the big 10 cave and let the sportsball seasons commence?

Must have taken a bit to work out what with all the arguing over which rapist got put on whose helmet and who gets to kneel first for the Black National Anthem.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (Bk0np)

131 That's the point of all this bullshit. They are taking away everything we care about. We are supposed to be miserable and beaten down. Then our overlords throw crumbs. And we, the downtrodden will be ever so grateful.

Dammit. I'm usually a happy person. And even I'm getting down.

Perhaps I'll check in on baby Joey the sea otter.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (BSTC+)

And that is why we must remain positive, now more than ever.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (BAsqb)

132 That big wave is nice

Joe Biden is a big dope

Harris is a fake

Posted by: eastofsuez at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (U2zca)

133 Sundown Joe was supposed to show up at his rally in FL at 6:30. He's still not there.

I wonder what his monkeys are pumping him full of?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

134 We had a reasonably good day here today, I could see the sun and the air, while still smoky smelling, was breathable. We even had windows open for a bit.

Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

135 102
Old man yells at cloud?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 07:47 PM (uEbPt)

_________

I was doing some genealogical research that led me (via marriage) over to the Blackfeet Nation in Montana a century ago. They did an annual census and kept track of births how much Indian blood they had in them. 1, 5/8, 1/2, 3/8, 1/4, 1/8, etc.
Anyway, reading their given (and not Anglicized) names was really a hoot. "Old Man Yells at Cloud" sound like one of them. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

136 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.

I had a bad reaction to the shot of wacky juice!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (I2/tG)

137 Hang Ten.

Or Eleven.
Posted by: jsg

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

138 Scored some fresh okra at the grocery today, gonna set the trap tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (XhWtx)

139 I look at clouds from both sides now
From near and far but still somehow
Its cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (cZjDV)

140 118 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Waitin' for sundown...

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

141 133
Sundown Joe was supposed to show up at his rally in FL at 6:30. He's still not there.

I wonder what his monkeys are pumping him full of?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

_________

Adrenaline to the heart, Pulp Fiction-style.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

142 119 Drudge is metric, Breitbart is the English system. Who went to the moon?
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (XhWtx)

So what you are saying is that I can order a quarter pounder with cheese from Breitbart, but I can't at Drudge. I'm stuck with a Royal with Cheese from them I guess.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:53 PM (SSJSf)

143 Must have taken a bit to work out what with all the arguing over which rapist got put on whose helmet and who gets to kneel first for the Black National Anthem.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:51 PM (Bk0np)

Bah..who cares
..muah football is on!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 15, 2020 07:53 PM (/6GbT)

144 That big wave is nice

Joe Biden is a big dope

Harris is a fake
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (U2zca)

That was Hemmingwayesque.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (AiZBA)

145 The Witcher is a silly guilty pleasure on Netflix, and it has a song which is catchy but even sillier. However, here's a cover which is quite nice. And by nice, I mean wowza!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87_sp6ROs

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v16oJ)

146 133 Sundown Joe was supposed to show up at his rally in FL at 6:30. He's still not there.

I wonder what his monkeys are pumping him full of?
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

I was thinking the exact same thing, Jane.

Dang it, we are pretty smart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

147

She'll be single soon guys!!!

Cardi B files for divorce from Offset after 3 years of marriage

According to online records viewed by Yahoo Entertainment, the "WAP"
rapper filed paperwork in Fulton County, Georgia on Tuesday - and the
split doesn't appear to be amicable.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (aQqRN)

148 140 118 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Waitin' for sundown...
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

Wait, did you mean 6:30PM? Because Joe was rarin' to go at 6:30AM. In fact, he had already done his 50 push-ups by then.

Posted by: The Harris-Biden Campaign at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (PiwSw)

149 I had a bad reaction to the shot of wacky juice!

Meanwhile, at the Biden rally there's a Puerto Rican speaking who makes Ricky Martin look heterosexual.

Nothing like a maricon to appeal to your average Puerto Rican voter!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (I2/tG)

150 And he said Drudge holds insane lifetime grudges, which made the book difficult. Nobody who knows him is allowed to say a word about him without his permission. But, with Drudge losing power and influence, tongues are starting to loosen.

If you're in the media, he'll never link to you again, ever, if you say the wrong thing about him or even anything about him that's not approved. He's even changed links to active stories put up by his editors if they're from a banned news source. (I used to wonder about that - why you'd see a page refresh, the stories all stayed the same, and you'd go, what changed? THAT's what changed!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (jbF6h)

151 This is funny!

https://tinyurl.com/yykjyf88

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

152 KTE was playing German music videos via youtube on our tv
the group is called Faun and they do medieval, fairytale, pagan, folk - and that sort of stuff - quite beautiful actually, the singing

found a site that translates the lyrics too

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (nUhF0)

153 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)

154 I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high
O'er vale and hill
When all at once I saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils

Beside the lake
Beneath the trees
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (BSTC+)

155 She'll be single soon guys!!!

Cardi B files for divorce from Offset after 3 years of marriage

According to online records viewed by Yahoo Entertainment, the "WAP"
rapper filed paperwork in Fulton County, Georgia on Tuesday - and the
split doesn't appear to be amicable.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (aQqRN)

I am shocked and saddened by this news.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

156 And that is why we must remain positive, now more than ever.
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (BAsqb)

"When you encounter difficulties, you need to be optimistic. The pessimists tend to die." --Zhou Youguang

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (SSJSf)

157 138
Scored some fresh okra at the grocery today, gonna set the trap tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (XhWtx)

_________

My wifey makes a tremendous Gumbo, but I have to pick what is left of the okra out of my bowl before eating it.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg)

158 Drudge is a libertarian so in other words extreme social progressive and any fiscal position where he makes the most money. He gives zero fucks about America and Americans.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (r4Apu)

159 142 119 Drudge is metric, Breitbart is the English system. Who went to the moon?
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (XhWtx)

So what you are saying is that I can order a quarter pounder with cheese from Breitbart, but I can't at Drudge. I'm stuck with a Royal with Cheese from them I guess.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:53 PM (SSJSf)

-----------------------------

I can't imagine why the 113-grammer with cheese never caught on.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (CAJOC)

160 Hang tough. Nurse !

Better days a'comin' !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)

161 90 According to Paul Joseph Watson (as of a day or two
ago), he says that Drudge actually hasn't sold the site, and he may just
still be butthurt over a falling out he had with White House Staffers.

Posted by: Allie

Well I guess he showed them.
Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (v16oJ)

Breitbart made him a fortune and now...this.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (3XdZI)

162 Are there hookers and blow in the Quarantine Cafe?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

Back in the VIP Lounge with Hunter.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (/Dgcm)

163 on topic with the posted video, Faun also does "darkwave" music

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (nUhF0)

164 The Bongino Report > Drudge CNN Wannabe

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (Z+IKu)

165 It would be hilarious if Biden never showed up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (I2/tG)

166 She'll be single soon guys!!!

Cardi B files for divorce from Offset after 3 years of marriage

According to online records viewed by Yahoo Entertainment, the "WAP"
rapper filed paperwork in Fulton County, Georgia on Tuesday - and the
split doesn't appear to be amicable.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (aQqRN)

Gross.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (r4Apu)

167 Why didn't the Dems restore the filibuster on judges before they lost the Senate?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (KAi1n)

168 The PAC12 followed B1G down that rat hole, so I wonder now if they'll try to have a season too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (sWM8x)

169 I think Joe is still shaking hands and signing autographs at the airport.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (a4EWo)

170 I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE DEBATE(S).

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

171 Dammit. I'm usually a happy person. And even I'm getting down.

Perhaps I'll check in on baby Joey the sea otter.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 07:48 PM (BSTC+)

And that is why we must remain positive, now more than ever.
Posted by: Vanya

***

Come on Nurse.
This is get mad time. Fire up!!!
Get home, pull out a beer and the gun cleaning equipment. When your done get the wrist rocket sling shot and that okra in the freezer and go shoot it at Antifa asshats.
Heyyy...maybe okra's good for something?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (axyOa)

172 155 She'll be single soon guys!!!

Cardi B files for divorce from Offset after 3 years of marriage

According to online records viewed by Yahoo Entertainment, the "WAP"
rapper filed paperwork in Fulton County, Georgia on Tuesday - and the
split doesn't appear to be amicable.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (aQqRN)

I am shocked and saddened by this news.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

Who?

(P.S. Today is the 12th anniversary of the day we lost Richard Wright, the keyboardist of Floyd, Pink.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (SSJSf)

173
Cardi B files for divorce from Offset after 3 years of marriage

Offset? Print is dead.

Posted by: banned at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (TmD7D)

174 10,000 ducks cleaning bugs out of rice paddies.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305899256356765696

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (3XdZI)

175 Somebody married Cardi B?

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (HwiWi)

176 When it's not trying to kill you, Nature can be beautiful.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (8AONa)

177 118 Joe was supposed to go on stage at 6:30. It's almost 7:50 and no Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

"Hold him. Hold him, God dammit! Joe! JOE! Listen, I'm going to give you your shot, okay? Everything's going to be... Fuck. You, go get a new set of suit pants and another Depend. Joe, look at me. I'm going to give you your shot-- I know, you'll remember me in a few seconds.

"Okay. there's going to be some people there, okay? They'll read you some questions, and all you have to do is read the answers. Roll up his sleeve. No, that one's blown out, turn it over.

"I know you're tired. It's okay, I'll give you your shot and you'll be okay. Jill's here-- Jill, will you put that fucking martini down and get over here? Jill's here, and she's going to be with you out there. She'll be right there, the whole time."

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (BAsqb)

178 It's always darkest right before it goes completely black.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (Bk0np)

179 145 The Witcher is a silly guilty pleasure on Netflix, and it has a song which is catchy but even sillier. However, here's a cover which is quite nice. And by nice, I mean wowza!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87_sp6ROs
Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v16oJ)

-----------------------------

Toss a coin to your witcher, I presume.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (CAJOC)

180 It would be hilarious if Biden never showed up.

No show Joe

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (FsgBK)

181 Looks like the Bobcat Fire in Angeles Crest National Forest has reached the outskirts of Monrovia in the San Gabriel Valley. We're still talking "homes up the hill" sort of stuff, but it drops pretty quickly down to the north part of the city proper. Fire getting loose there would be catastrophic.
Fortunately, I don't think that's likely. The closer the fire gets to the city, the easier it gets for the firefighters. The terrain gets less rugged, making it easier for the firemen. And hydrants start to become common.
Just so long as we don't have a San Andreas event, of course.
At this point, the most disturbing part is the complete inability to see it. On Thursday, the smoke briefly cleared up enough to see flames in the foothills north of Monrovia. Now, even if you're on the 210 Freeway, which is *very* close, you can't see the fires because the smoke is too thick.

Posted by: junior at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (69Z6X)

182 Tami, you got mail.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

183 It's probably a long shuffle from the dressing room to the podium.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (lgiXo)

184 168 Cutting off your nose to spite Trump is the in look....

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (HwiWi)

185 (P.S. Today is the 12th anniversary of the day we lost Richard Wright, the keyboardist of Floyd, Pink.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (SSJSf)

Thanks for the reminder. Sad loss. Going to cue up the wonderful Wet Dream album for later. Great late-evening disc.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (jbF6h)

186 On Fox Business on You Tube, 973 people are watching the Biden rally. It started 84 minutes ago.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (I2/tG)

187 Somebody married Cardi B?
Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2020 07:57 PM (HwiWi)

I thought she drugged men and stole their stuff.

So... Maybe?

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (BAsqb)

188 >>> The Witcher is a silly guilty pleasure on Netflix, and it has a song which is catchy but even sillier. However, here's a cover which is quite nice. And by nice, I mean wowza!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87_sp6ROs
Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v16oJ)

=====

Nice

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (69XrE)

189 I like okra. And I'm not from the south or anything.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (fZqIv)

190 The contrast, whatever version of a debacle Joe's FL turns out to be, with Trump's TV townhall will probably be .... spectacular. Imagine Joe doing anything remotely similar.

Nice Trumpentwatter photo of Don with cheese-steaks (before his Philadelphia event). Reminiscent of the famous Trump Tower taco bowl pic.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

191 Cardi B files for massive antibiotic treatment protocol for her multidrug resistant gonosyphiliticvagichancreitis...

Posted by: Namenda Jones at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (d6DSt)

192 168 The PAC12 followed B1G down that rat hole, so I wonder now if they'll try to have a season too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (sWM8x)

Hard to look away from those dollar signs

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (/6GbT)

193 Scored some fresh okra at the grocery today, gonna set the trap tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (XhWtx)

Wear a cup. And double up on the condoms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Z4rgH)

194 Well, there's Notmybus, and Stratocastus, and Humulonimbus, and Bigulonimbus, and...citrus!
Posted by: Public Scoo Children

you a soofer?

Posted by: Dude at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (N8i9I)

195 Got it. Responded Jane.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

196 This is funny!
https://tinyurl.com/yykjyf88
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

Nice!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

197 Shitter's full !

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (olhzY)

198 There will be no debates

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (s4dNo)

199 Breitbart made him a fortune and now...this.
Posted by: Braenyard

Oh, and remember that Breitbart also designed the website for the Huffington Post.

Sometime before Breitbart became idealogical, and he too, would do anything for money.

I saw Drudge once on some press show, and he was kind of weird. And another time I saw him on "Politically Incorrect" , Bill Maher's old show on ABC, and he was kind of rabidly weird on there, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

200 98
The dude who's writing the unauthorized biography of Drudge says Drudge
has never had any motivation at all other than money, plain and simple.
No guiding political priciples either way. He said people told him, when
you met Andrew Breitbart, you knew within two minutes he was truly
committed to the cause, but Drudge is a blank slate who only follows the
money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (jbF6h)

__________

I listened to the Derek Hunter podcast interview with the author, Matthew Lysiak, and it was really interesting.
He tells the story on how, when Andrew Brietbart was working for Drudge, he kept linking stories about DogEater's ties to the Wrong Rev. Wright, Ayers and Dorn, et. al. -- and Matt kept pulling them down. When Andrew finally got pissed enough, he asked Drudge what the hell he was doing?
Drudge said "Obama may be bad for the country ... but he'll be great for my website."

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (WqPYg)

201 And it's finally Slow Joe, walking out to Ricky Martin, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (I2/tG)

202 junior, I assume the "air attack" will be heavy as the fire nears built-up areas? That can make a quick, big difference.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

203 She'll be single soon guys!!!

Cardi B files for divorce from Offset after 3 years of marriage

According to online records viewed by Yahoo Entertainment, the "WAP"
rapper filed paperwork in Fulton County, Georgia on Tuesday - and the
split doesn't appear to be amicable.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 07:54 PM (aQqRN)

Are these people or horses?

As in, I'd like to place a bet on Cardi B to win, Offset to place, and Finster's Folly to show.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (hku12)

204 Someone asked earlier what the opposite of viagra is.
Toni Braxton and Kate Upton making out in a hot tub. Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (LBiyC)

205 Cool!

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (hVbLi)

206 189 I like okra. And I'm not from the south or anything.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 15, 2020 07:58 PM (fZqIv

*scribbles new name on list*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (s4dNo)

207 First person to invent an apparatus that can do a colonoscopy without the prep requirement will become a billionaire.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

208 I like okra. And I'm not from the south or anything.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Years ago, my sister made Okra breaded in cornmeal, freshly picked from the garden. It was really good. Storebought okra tastes like crap.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 15, 2020 08:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

209 Wtf is a CardiB? No wait... I just remembered.. I don't give a Fuck what that is.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 08:01 PM (Vxu+H)

210 CardiB is on the cover of Elle Magazine:

The Politics of Cardi B -- Her Exclusive Interview With Joe Biden

*stupid time to be alive etc.*

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

211 Sorry - false alarm. Another speaker - not Joe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:01 PM (I2/tG)

212 207 First person to invent an apparatus that can do a colonoscopy without the prep requirement will become a billionaire.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

Let's talk

Posted by: Roto rooter at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (/6GbT)

213 VMOM -- I've seen Faun live. They're great.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (KAi1n)

214 WAP = Withered and Pustuled

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (jbF6h)

215 Joe's late.
He's still in the bathroom trying to figure out why the light comes on when he moves.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (axyOa)

216 Weaning is hard, there's been work on that one for some time (non-invasive colonoscopy, no "prep"). That, and tattoo removal, have seen big venture $$$ for years now.

Two yuuuuge markets just sitting there waiting for products/techniques.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (OTzUX)

217 Kamalian kicking Biden off a cliff

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305877696212275205

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (3XdZI)

218 Cardi B single

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:03 PM (olhzY)

219 I want to go back to pre-bat soup me. Cracking jokes about curing Coronavirus with lime and salt me.

Me before the curve-flattening. And fucking Zoom.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:03 PM (Bk0np)

220 They're unpacking him from his sanitizer-filled packing tub.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:03 PM (jbF6h)

221 *peeks in*

*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2020 08:03 PM (RU4sa)

222 196 This is funny!
https://tinyurl.com/yykjyf88

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

Nice!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

Wonder if it's a moron? If you like guns, you'll wanna watch that video.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

223 I have a basic test for the ladies. Can you open a soda can?

If not, you're of no use to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (hku12)

224 I wonder why Drudge is still alive. I would have thought that Cankles had a contract out on him long ago.

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (YWBlw)

225 Stank Ass Whore > Cardi B

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (Z+IKu)

226 When I find out who keeps shitting in my pants, there will be a beat down!

Posted by: Joe Blowout Biden at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (/6GbT)

227 If Puddin shows it'll be pretty late, so maybe he'll pull a turd out of his pocket and have a conversation with it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

228 * dips okra in ranch dressing *

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (fZqIv)

229 Born in CA, traveled all over the world for surf. Australia, Indonesia, Central America, Mexico, Europe, and lived in Hawaii for 4 years.

Indonesia is one of our more sensible nations
t.co/69nmvzYhbk?amp=1

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (ykYG2)

230 Newsome blowing digital kisses at Trump again today, I think, re fire relief and assistance. It's semi-interesting. There has been, generally, an almost normal rhetorical situation between those two at many points in the last 6 months. Never any direct clashes on C19, and lots of cooing at different times. Like I said, semi-interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

231 Aaand Puddinhead's up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (sWM8x)

232 96 Who cares about bleak ten fball
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 15, 2020 07:44 PM (/6GbT)

I will cheer the death of sportsball.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

233 Oh boy. Tucker is mocking the mockers of Tom Cotton.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

234 221 *peeks in*

*wanders off*
Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2020 08:03 PM (RU4sa)

HEY! I saw that, get back here!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

235 I have a basic test for the ladies. Can you open a soda can?

If not, you're of no use to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (hku12)

I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (l5Tat)

236 Black, Hispanic and indigenous people make up more than 75 percent of COVID-19 deaths under 21

But now, a new study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention suggests that the racial disparity may be equally deadly among those under 21.

Flu Manchu is racist!!! Time to loot, riot and burn. Let's start with the CDC.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (aQqRN)

237 Their still waiting for all the questions and get the answers into the teleprompter

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (OjZpE)

238 Joe's here!

Sounds there are about a dozen people in the room.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (I2/tG)

239 Anyway, reading their given (and not Anglicized) names was really a hoot. "Old Man Yells at Cloud" sound like one of them. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

Funny. It's a Simpsons meme.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (uEbPt)

240
Just post the title, troll. Here, I'll do it for you.

Anti-Maskers Forced to Dig Graves for Covid-19 Victims in Indonesia

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (Bk0np)

241 Offset?

Pssssh. He couldn't even afford two "t's."

Posted by: Upgrayedd at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (jbllq)

242 Tucker Carlson fly fishing in Central Park

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305701525239595008

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (3XdZI)

243 Weaning is hard, there's been work on that one for some time (non-invasive colonoscopy, no "prep"). That, and tattoo removal, have seen big venture $$$ for years now.

Two yuuuuge markets just sitting there waiting for products/techniques.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (OTzUX)

Well I hope they do within the next five years. I could have used it this morning.

Since I started the convo, they've been working on a crawfish peeling machine for years also. It's the main reason most restaurant crawfish dishes are made with commie crawfish.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

244 *scribbles new name on list*

what List ??

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

245 We're at Tybee this week and the waves are really high.
Mother Nature rules!

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (CxzJp)

246 I don't like lists.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

247 Would you really want a lady to open a soda can with her 'hoo-ha' (as Jordan put it?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (cI3Q7)

248 246 I don't like lists.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

*puts runner on the list of people who don't like lists*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

249 Ricky Martin apparently spoke earlier, along with other Puerto Rican celebrities.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (I2/tG)

250 I will cheer the death of sportsball.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

I didn't want to, but...

(The Broncos may have lost, but I didn't see a second of it. Or of any other NFL this weekend, or NBA. I'm not wanted. So, OK.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (SSJSf)

251 Toss a coin to your witcher, I presume.

Posted by: No One of Consequence

Yeah, but that's not important now. Rachel Hardy is gorgeous.

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2020 08:08 PM (v16oJ)

252 >
I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (l5Ta

Not with that attitude you can't.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 15, 2020 08:08 PM (fZqIv)

253 ShainS @ 157- Gumbo is okra, okra is gumbo. Ask any black folk. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:08 PM (XhWtx)

254 248 246 I don't like lists.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

*puts runner on the list of people who don't like lists*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs

*puts insom on the list of people keeping lists*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:08 PM (s4dNo)

255 I also highly recommend Coppellius, also aus Deutschland, if you're in a steamy metal mood. (They do a lot of Maiden covers.)

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 08:08 PM (KAi1n)

256 I saw Tasty Waves open for Van Halen at Spicoli's birthday party in '83.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (Sx6MH)

257 Tomorrow we go hunting for shells on North Beach.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (CxzJp)

258 202
junior, I assume the "air attack" will be heavy as the fire nears built-up areas? That can make a quick, big difference.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

_________

About 10 years ago we lived near Whiting Ranch in the O.C. and after an arsonist deliberately started a fire in that park, we were all prepared to evacuate. The flames got to the edge of our neighborhood (burned some homes', fences, patio covers, and trees) before a helicopter dropped some water and/or retardant that knocked it out -- likely saving our neighborhood and home.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

259 *puts Insom on list of people who keep lists, adds asterisk*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (cI3Q7)

260 ALH, be careful! A couple of young women got swept away from shore a couple of weeks ago. One was rescued by a kite boarder, the other went under the waves and her body was recovered a couple of days later.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

261 I was told there would be bats.

Posted by: .87c at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (tdFn6)

262 Ricky Martin apparently spoke earlier, along with other Puerto Rican celebrities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (I2/tG)

Yo. Give tu. Mucho EBT. Comprende?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (BAsqb)

263 Tasty...

Posted by: Jeff S., Ridgemont HS at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (2M/TV)

264 I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.
Posted by: Jordan61

*Ponders the statement for a moment. . . . . *

We'll allow it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (Rvt88)

265 I don't like lists.
Posted by: runner

Adds runner to list of those who enjoy the Devil's vegetable.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (axyOa)

266 Screw the Broncos. One of the worst with that BLM crap.

In fact, screw Denver in general. The cause of most of the problems in this once-great state. Yeah, Boulder too. F them too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:10 PM (jbF6h)

267 I will cheer the death of sportsball.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

Concur.

All the jock sniffers and their ilk will have to do better things with their time than worrying about how Tom Brady's farts smell.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 08:10 PM (Z+IKu)

268 The Broncos may have lost
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM

I still don't know 1 NFL score of the week.

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2020 08:10 PM (OjZpE)

269 Lits. Why did it have to be lists..?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

270 Is Ricky Martin even still a thing? Jeez it's been... 20 some odd years?

What's next? Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine (although, IIRC, she was a conservative no?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (cI3Q7)

271 Joe's had worse days.

His handlers must be heaving a big sigh of relief.

1,135 watching on Fox Business You Tube.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (I2/tG)

272 ShainS @ 157- Gumbo is okra, okra is gumbo. Ask any black folk. It is known.
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:08 PM (XhWtx)

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

*throws holy water*

Okra in gumbo always tastes like slime.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (BAsqb)

273 I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.
Posted by: Jordan61

I award you points for mentioning it !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL)

274 Typo. Why did it have to be typo ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

275 Tomorrow we go hunting for shells on North Beach.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM

Snickers.

Posted by: Shells on South Beach at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (axyOa)

276 Tucker Carlson fly fishing in Central Park

Tucker Carlson holding a fly rod in Central Park. They don't show him casting.

I can't judge a man until I see him cast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (q2K0j)

277 New Biden campaign song: "Sundown, you better take care, if I find you creepin round my back stair..."

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (3vIkC)

278 Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine (although, IIRC, she was a conservative no?

Her father was one of the leaders of the Bay of Pigs invasion.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (I2/tG)

279 Water bats

https://twitter.com/i/status/1297225901306859520

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (3XdZI)

280 @ABC 35s

In a special @ABC2020, Pres. Trump disputes uncommitted voter who asked why he downplayed a virus that has disproportionately affected communities of color: "I up-played it, in terms of action. My action was very strong."

https://tinyurl.com/y3zsx9gu

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (cF8AT)

281 Always thought that Eno piece was one of his better ones.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (l9m7l)

282 Okra in gumbo always tastes like slime.

You're cooking it wrong.

Posted by: Orlando Jones at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (d6DSt)

283 277 New Biden campaign song: "Sundown, you better take care, if I find you creepin round my back stair..."
Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (3vIkC)

Darn you to heck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

284 Okra in gumbo always tastes like slime.
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (BAsqb)

You fry it first. Do not question my wisdom on this. My seafood gumbo is legendary.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

285
Adds runner to list of those who enjoy the Devil's vegetable.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (axyOa)

And you don't ??

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

286 Lits? Lit Tits? I have known some ladies who that moniker would be apt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (cI3Q7)

287 >>> 245 We're at Tybee this week and the waves are really high.
Mother Nature rules!
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (CxzJp)

There was a surf competition there on Saturday. It was nice on the beach all afternoon.

Posted by: Her Heinous Michelle Obama at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (l6b3d)

288 No worries, Jane. I'm on the Tybee Beach group on Facebook and I saw that story last week. There was a helicopter search for 3 missing swimmers. One of them died.
We'll be careful.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (CxzJp)

289 Tucker Carlson holding a fly rod in Central Park. They don't show him casting.

I can't judge a man until I see him cast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (q2K0j)

Give him points for even thinking of a fly rod.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (AiZBA)

290 230
Newsome blowing digital kisses at Trump again today, I think, re fire
relief and assistance. It's semi-interesting. There has been,
generally, an almost normal rhetorical situation between those two at
many points in the last 6 months. Never any direct clashes on C19, and
lots of cooing at different times. Like I said, semi-interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

_________

I wonder if his future daughter-in-law (and Newsome's ex-) is acting as their go between?

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

291 Tucker has the Chinese virologist whistleblower on.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

292 213 VMOM -- I've seen Faun live. They're great.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 08:02 PM (KAi1n)

here in the USA?
cool!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (nUhF0)

293 Nobody can cast like me. Nobody.

Posted by: Harvey W at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (jbllq)

294 You're cooking it wrong.
Posted by: Orlando Jones at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (d6DSt)

I'm not cooking that shit at all. I've had it in a lot of different gumbos and it's never been good.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)

295 247 Would you really want a lady to open a soda can with her 'hoo-ha' (as Jordan put it?)

Or make change? Nawww. Piss flaps that can open a bottle?
Not. With. Nixon's. Dick.

Posted by: banned dental gynocolgist at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (hxB+Z)

296 283-Sundown you better take care if I find you been sniffing on my back hair.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (11H2y)

297 Ok, bye bye Ms. O sock

Posted by: banana Dream at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (l6b3d)

298 Fried okra is good.
Grilled okra is sublime.

Posted by: Dude at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (N8i9I)

299 Black, Hispanic and indigenous people make up more than 75 percent of COVID-19 deaths under 21

Aren't we indigenous people ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (arJlL)

300 Tucker has that escaped Chinese virologist on now. Pretty damning testimony

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZQe3)

301 282 Okra in gumbo always tastes like slime.

You're cooking it wrong.
Posted by: Orlando Jones at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (d6DSt)

The word is "mucilaginous"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper and Okra Maven at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (PiwSw)

302 Lits? Lit Tits? I have known some ladies who that moniker would be apt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (cI3Q7)

Lits is they way they spell "list" in Britain. They are kind of strange...

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

303 Tucker Carlson holding a fly rod in Central Park. They don't show him casting.

_________

That's because the Screen Actor's Guild only allows casting of non-white, non-hetero, non-males now.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

304 168 The PAC12 followed B1G down that rat hole, so I wonder now if they'll try to have a season too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 07:56 PM (sWM8x)

Not a chance.

The 3 Guvnors hate Trump more than liking their own citizen's lives.

And the local Blue Progda keeps a lid so tight on the local news, you'd think it was in a pressure cooker.

If you watched the local news, you would have no idea that Loren Culp, E Wash county sheriff, was the R candidate for Guv in 7 weeks. No idea.

Emperor Jay comes on, wearing the phony mask, and gives his edicts every day or two. Probably just like it is in Communist China.

To the local press, that substitutes for covering the Governor election race.

It's really disgusting.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

305

Jane, Can Haz Seafood Gumbo Recipe?

Gratzie!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (d6DSt)

306 Tucker has the Chinese virologist whistleblower on.

oh my god she has 8 inch fingers!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (Bk0np)

307 Joe Biden: "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?"

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305959027126480901

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (3XdZI)

308 Watched the Riding the Dragon documentary.

Lets just say, if Biden wins, we're buttfucked hard by a billion little tiny rice dicks.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

309 288 No worries, Jane. I'm on the Tybee Beach group on Facebook and I saw that story last week. There was a helicopter search for 3 missing swimmers. One of them died.
We'll be careful.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:13 PM (CxzJp)

Be safe and have fun!

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

310 Lits is they way they spell "list" in Britain. They are kind of strange...
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

I prefer my way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (cI3Q7)

311 235
I have a basic test for the ladies. Can you open a soda can?

If not, you're of no use to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (hku12)

I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.

Posted by: Jordan61
At least you tried, which is worth a lot.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (LBiyC)

312 This Chinese virologist is pretty cute.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

313 One of the left's outrageous outrages of the day in Reader's Digest Condensed form:

Trump: Hey, I won an award from the Bay of Pigs veterans!

The MFM: ZOMG! Trump lied, there is no such award!

Trump: Here's a picture of me winning the award.

The MFM: That's not an award.

The Bay of Pigs Vets: Can we jump in here for a sec? Yes, that is, in fact, an award.

The MFM:

The MFM: ZOMG! Trump lied, there is no such award!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (jbF6h)

314 Jordan with the classic blunder beyond a land war in Asia or a battle to the death with Sicilians - mentioning lady bits. Bless you.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (nFRLh)

315 I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

316 I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (l5Tat)

You have newsletter, perhaps?

Posted by: RI Red at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (rCmTq)

317 306 Tucker has the Chinese virologist whistleblower on.

oh my god she has 8 inch fingers!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (Bk0np)

She must be popular!

Wait...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (cI3Q7)

318 Sidebar note: I am puzzled what David "Vichy" French means by a "totalizing" ideology. Maybe (my best guess) he means a systemtatic philosophical stance. You know, like Aristotle's, Kant's, Liebniz's, etc. (Marx, too, in a sense.)

Or does he? It is elementary to a Christian that Christianity is more than any philosophical treatment of it. Even we Catholics don't make that claim about Thomism. And similarly for the others. But Critical Race Theory doesn't pass any of the standards of the above; not even Marx's. It's not even trying. (Note, French's form of Calvinism doesn't seem to, either.)

So I don't know what he's saying. Or what he thinks he's saying. ("Other than "I'm not one of THOSE conservatives.")

Posted by: Eeyore at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (7X3UV)

319 You fry it first. Do not question my wisdom on this. My seafood gumbo is legendary.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh

Jane I hope one day to meet you and I will actually be willing to try the okra enhanced gumbo. But only because it's yours.

Posted by: Shells on South Beach at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (axyOa)

320 Sundown you better take care if I find you been sniffing on my back hair.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:14 PM (11H2y)

__________

Sundown you better take careIf I find you been creeping round my leg hairs.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

321 305

Jane, Can Haz Seafood Gumbo Recipe?

Gratzie!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (d6DSt)

I'll try to remember to post it on the food thread.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

322 Hock a loogie always in your gumbo. Same as okra

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (s4dNo)

323 Found something new. The HU. A Mongolian hard rock band. Here featuring a caucasian female singer.

https://tinyurl.com/y6h6ufl9

Posted by: Javems at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (M8tth)

324 Savannah is really nice, too. We always get some pralines From River Street as souvenirs.
I like the bear claws best.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (CxzJp)

325 312 This Chinese virologist is pretty cute.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

Oh c'mon man!

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (cF8AT)

326 This is pathetic. Joe's not going to make it.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1306002002997059584

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (3XdZI)

327 312 This Chinese virologist is pretty cute.

***

I wonder how old she is.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (7ZQe3)

328 315 I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (2DOZq

Thank you!

Big Okra has so many people fooled!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (s4dNo)

329 Just post the title, troll. Here, I'll do it for you. [/]

Boulder is not a troll.

He's just a person that only comes here to post about an issue no one agrees with in hopes of getting an angry reaction out of the commenters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (rFYU2)

330 Has deputy shooting animal been ratted out yet by his homies? Quarter mill, bruh, I'll send you zuzus when you in San Quentin!

Posted by: buh buh bye banger, banned at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (hxB+Z)

331 I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo.

I knew it !

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)

332 261 I was told there would be bats.
Posted by: .87c at September 15, 2020 08:09 PM (tdFn6)

---------------------------

Oh, ya want a bat, do ya?

Posted by: A. Capone at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

333

Muy Buenoiferic!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (d6DSt)

334 Crap. Damn sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (axyOa)

335 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (xK9An)

336 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Only Tuesday and I feel as if it's been a full week already. Really nasty.

I think I'll hang at this spot. Did I miss anything interesting earlier in the thread?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (2JVJo)

337 The dude who's writing the unauthorized biography of Drudge says Drudge
has never had any motivation at all other than money, plain and simple.
No guiding political priciples either way. He said people told him, when
you met Andrew Breitbart, you knew within two minutes he was truly
committed to the cause, but Drudge is a blank slate who only follows the
money.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 07:45 PM (jbF6h)

If true, then he's an idiot.

If his traffic is down at least 25% since he went of the rails, that seems to be a poor business decision that could easily be righted (har, har).

I think he's got a bone on his shoulder or a chip to pick or something.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (8B6Ng)

338 I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.

Posted by: Jordan61

What about your toes?

Posted by: Dick Morris at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (0y8vG)

339 Okra > Oprah

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (AiZBA)

340 Sundown, you better take care, if she's under eighteen don't be sniffin' her hair...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (jbllq)

341 324 Savannah is really nice, too. We always get some pralines From River Street as souvenirs.
I like the bear claws best.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (CxzJp)

A friend of ours owns Savannah Candy Kitchen, but River Street Sweets is also their family.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

342 You fry it first. Do not question my wisdom on this. My seafood gumbo is legendary.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

I'm a godless heathen Northerner, but I've lived in Lafayette since 2008 and IMO Louisiana gumbo (no okra) is best.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (BAsqb)

343 Tucker has the Chinese virologist whistleblower on.

oh my god she has 8 inch fingers!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:15 PM (Bk0np)

_________

"She's got man-hands, Jerry!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

344 Ricky Martin apparently spoke earlier, along with other Puerto Rican celebrities.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:07 PM (I2/tG)

Joe Biden: Man, how I loved his TV show, 'I Love Lucy'. What a cast of characters. Ricky Ricardo, Alice, Norton and Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Remember when he would say, Looooking good or wait...I think he said DY-NO-MITE! Was that him? Never mind never missed a show of him on the Crisco Kid. No joke.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (aQqRN)

345 >>Oh c'mon man!

Don't judge me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

346 I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo

Or dick in crazy

Posted by: banned rubbed dick on mao corpse at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (hxB+Z)

347 Anyone watching the Chinese scientist on Tucker? Wow

Posted by: Jaimo at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (EVJ0V)

348 I can't judge a man until I see him cast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (q2K0j)

I was once cast as Colonel Pickering in My Fair Lady. Does that count?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (2JVJo)

349
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This will be a low-key, laid-back, high-speed, low-drag afternoon event. We're not promising lavish venues or cabrito or anything, but it will be (potentially) Keto-friendly & at times very loud.

Unfortunately, Obergruppenfuhrer Whitmer has deemed our drone target vendor as "non-essential", so the Bofors Gun Team Building exercise has been cancelled. Maybe next year...

If you have signed up for the MIMoMe but didn't click the link in the email to confirm it, please do. Otherwise, we have a hard time knowing if your email address is right and that updates won't get lost. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (hOA3A)

350 Asian women only have two stages.
Young
And old.

Posted by: MarkY at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (N8i9I)

351 A single cup of raw okra has a little over 30 calories, about 3 grams of dietary fiber, 2 grams of protein, 7.6 grams carbohydrates, 0.1 grams of fat, 21 milligrams of vitamin C, around 88 micrograms of folate, and 57 milligrams of magnesium.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

352 I have a basic test for the ladies. Can you open a soda can?

Soda? Can they open a beer can or bottle after fetching it for me?

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (3vIkC)

353 >>>I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (l5Tat)

======

Well. Somebody has been skipping her kegel exercises.

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (69XrE)

354 346 I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo
Or dick in crazy

But do you put your dick in gumbo, or okra in crazy?

Posted by: Pendejo Jones at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (d6DSt)

355 VMOM - no, in Germany at the Wave-Gothic-Treffen festival in Leipzig years ago. Apparently, the festival grew out of the popular uprising that began in Leipzig towards the end of the DDR. It is (or was, I don't know anymore) a fantastic festival. I saw Richie Blackmore play his heavy folk thing there (though I'm not sure it was Blackmore's Night). I always enjoyed visiting Leipzig. It has (had?) one of the world's largest book fairs. I scored several old books there years ago. I can't really read them, but one's a history of costume so who cares and the other is a history of England that ends in 1850 (because it was published in 1851). Oh, and a popular magazine from 1961. I got it just for the ads. Wow, talk about a museum.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (KAi1n)

356 I noticed how long her fingers were too. I wonder if anyone will pick up this information in the leftwing media

Posted by: Jaimo at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (EVJ0V)

357 Did I miss anything interesting earlier in the thread?

The Ettes all showed us their tits on Snapchat. It's gone now. You really should have been here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (q2K0j)

358 People in coastal LA eat large water rats.

I'll continue to put okra in my gumbo.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

359 Or dick in crazy
Posted by: banned rubbed dick on mao corpse at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (hxB+Z)

Unfortunately, this one is totally untrue. There is a lot of crazy down here that gets tube steaked on the regular.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (BAsqb)

360 So it has nutritional value.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

361 The Chinese virologist looks really young but sounds much older.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (7ZQe3)

362 >>I can't judge a man until I see him cast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (q2K0j)

Drive for flash, putt for cash. An easy cast is the way.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (xK9An)

363
I was once cast as Colonel Pickering in My Fair Lady. Does that count?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (2JVJo)

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Come, sir, I think you picked a poor example.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (mht8P)

364
Wow, all these great things @ the Quarantine Cafe:

Love Tybee. And Savannah!

Love okra. But then, I'm southern.

I even love lists. And list-making.

But there's still no hookers and blow for Insom. Hunter B must have been here well before any of the Horde showed up.

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (tQL7r)

365 oh blow it out your ass , Siegel.

Wish Tucker would quit putting Fauci's flying monkey on his show.
24 hours ago Siegel was screaming about masks and social distancing. Wonder if he'll do a song and dance number on his next appearance?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (Bk0np)

366 * dips okra in ranch dressing *
Posted by: Muad'dib

*passes out in shock*

Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (OQcPl)

367 Virologist or bat-chef? At this point, what difference does it make.

Posted by: Chynah at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (jbllq)

368 Don't judge me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

Too late.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (cF8AT)

369 I can't judge a man until I see him cast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (q2K0j)

-------------------------------------

I cast a mean shadow!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (CAJOC)

370 I'm really digging the Danish prog band Fall of Episteme.

Their album is on Youtube. The epic "Invisible Crusader" really floats my boat.

https://tinyurl.com/y4n5euco

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (jbF6h)

371 A single cup of raw okra has a little over 30 calories, about 3 grams of dietary fiber, 2 grams of protein, 7.6 grams carbohydrates, 0.1 grams of fat, 21 milligrams of vitamin C, around 88 micrograms of folate, and 57 milligrams of magnesium.
Posted by: runner

Sips beer.

So?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (axyOa)

372 River Street Sweets has nice people working there.
That's where we go.
I also like that Fabulous Finds place. Always find a few Christmas gifts there.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (CxzJp)

373 Big Okra has so many people fooled!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (s4dNo)

_________

LOL. Big Okra > Big Oprah.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (WqPYg)

374 Lou Dobbs just showed Joe exiting the plane and waving and pointing at....
No one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.
--------
The MFM let's Justin and Justin's personal photographer get away with plane-waving shots to empty tarmacs as if there are adoring crowds greeting him everywhere he goes.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (an7Mv)

375 >>I'm from southwest Louisiana. We don't put okra in our gumbo. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

Humans require ice cream.

Okra is not a food for humans.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (xK9An)

376 Our new kitten is strangely quiet. Too quiet.

Brb.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

377 351 A single cup of raw okra has a little over 30 calories, about 3 grams of dietary fiber, 2 grams of protein, 7.6 grams carbohydrates, 0.1 grams of fat, 21 milligrams of vitamin C, around 88 micrograms of folate, and 57 milligrams of magnesium.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq

Also has 19 grams of disgusting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)

378 "I up-played it, in terms of action. My action was very strong."

https://tinyurl.com/y3zsx9gu
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 08:12 PM (cF8AT)

"That was called action, not with the mouth, but in actual fact..."

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3XdZI)

379 Another Biden campaign song, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (a4EWo)

380 LOL. Big Okra > Big Oprah.
Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:22 PM (WqPYg

'Big' Oprah. ISWYDT

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (s4dNo)

381 As to the okra controversy, I was born and raised in S.C., close to Irmo in fact where they have a dadgum Okra Strut. Now the ancient Irmese brought the okra from Africa where is was revered the same as peanuts. These things were slave food, same as catfish which was considered a trashfish and thrown on the bank to die. Black folk ain't dumb, they know what's good for you.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)

382 Do you mean Fall of Epstein??

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (an7Mv)

383 Posted by: DR.WTF at September 15, 2020 08:18 PM (AiZBA)

_________

Beat me to it! *too busy eating chili without carrots ... ducks!*

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

384 A single cup of raw okra has a little over 30 calories, about 3 grams of dietary fiber, 2 grams of protein, 7.6 grams carbohydrates, 0.1 grams of fat, 21 milligrams of vitamin C, around 88 micrograms of folate, and 57 milligrams of magnesium.
Posted by: runner

100% delicious.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (OQcPl)

385 376
Our new kitten is strangely quiet. Too quiet.

Brb.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

Quiet kitteh okay?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (ufFY8)

386 Sundown, you better take care, if she's under eighteen don't be sniffin' her hair...

......

Sometimes I think it's the thing,
When I get to stream of consciousness mumbling...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (rFYU2)

387 sundown, you better take care, cause my finger's tangled in her underwear.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (11H2y)

388 360 So it has nutritional value.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

As do grubs. And jizz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

389 In Living Color did that freakin' hilarious skit with the two clueless Puerto Rican groupies (don' make me hafta cut choo!) who can't figure out that Ricky Martin is gay.

Would never in a million years get on the air today, for a half-dozen reasons. Everybody on that show has probably denounced themselves a hundred times over by now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (jbF6h)

390 348 I can't judge a man until I see him cast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:11 PM (q2K0j)

I was once cast as Colonel Pickering in My Fair Lady. Does that count?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:19 PM (2JVJo)

I was "The Artful Dodger"
Typecasting at its best...

Posted by: browndog at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)

391 My best friend, he shoots water rats, and feeds 'em to his geese.

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (RuIsu)

392 >>Also has 19 grams of disgusting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)

Clinic intake:

"History of diabetes?"
"Mother's side."
"Smoke? Drink?"
"No. Socially."
"High blood pressure? Cholesterol?"
"Yes. Yes"
"Okra?"
"No."

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (xK9An)

393 "MECKLENBURG COUNTY, N.C. - A county in North Carolina incorrectly told nearly 7,000 residents they had tested positive for the coronavirus due what officials say was a technical glitch."

https://www.wyff4.com/

Yay sciens!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (NKuIh)

394 OK, I watched the Tucker fishing thing with the sound on. He was absolutely cool in dealing with that lunatic.

It may be an old video, though. There's a stamp on the video that says joeyboots. That was a fringe character from the Howard Stern show who died a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (q2K0j)

395 If you cook okra with coconut oil, it slides into the trash can much easier.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (Sx6MH)

396 From Ian Miles Cheong's twitter: not quite Trigglypuff but close...

https://tinyurl.com/AlmostTriggly

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (ZSK0i)

397 These things were slave food, same as catfish which was considered a trashfish and thrown on the bank to die.

Wasn't that the same story as "Chilean Sea Bass" aka Patagonian toothfish?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (Bk0np)

398 364
Wow, all these great things @ the Quarantine Cafe:

Love Tybee. And Savannah!

Love okra. But then, I'm southern.

I even love lists. And list-making.

But there's still no hookers and blow for Insom. Hunter B must have been here well before any of the Horde showed up.

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 08:21 PM (tQL7r)

Got a nose like a vacuum cleaner that guy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

399 Hey Weaning, where in Sowe Lousiana are you?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (KAi1n)

400 The hotel has cable tv. It's not as good as Roku or Netflix.
We started watching Peaky Blinders last night at the house.
It's pretty good.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CxzJp)

401 'Big' Oprah. ISWYDT
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (s4dNo)

------

Oprah's suing the TSA. They detained her for having fifty pounds of crack under her dress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (jbllq)

402 392 >>Also has 19 grams of disgusting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:23 PM (s4dNo)

Clinic intake:

"History of diabetes?"
"Mother's side."
"Smoke? Drink?"
"No. Socially."
"High blood pressure? Cholesterol?"
"Yes. Yes"
"Okra?"
"No."
Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (xK9An)

----------------------------

That last is particularly important to proctologists.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 08:27 PM (CAJOC)

403 >>Black folk ain't dumb, they know what's good for you. Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)

"Soul food" is a con.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:27 PM (xK9An)

404

INSOM EATS JIZZ COVERED GRUBS!!!!!

Posted by: Quintessential Jones at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (d6DSt)

405 '' I was born and raised in S.C., close to Irmo in fact where they have a dadgum Okra Strut. ''

My son marched in the Irmo Strut as a member of the Irmo HS marching band.

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (gLRfa)

406 *puts another otter on the grill*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

407 In the last week I've gone to 3 high school sporting events here in Northeast florida. The kids were amazing. The games were fun to watch. And, as if I had been transported to 2016, everyone stood at attention for the national anthem.

It was almost like watching an American version of the Man in High Castle.

America is still here. No longer from sea to shining sea, but we are here.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (8FfnY)

408
These things were slave food, same as catfish which was considered a trashfish and thrown on the bank to die.

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Blackened catfish is part of one of my favorite menu items. With red beans and rice, andouille sausage and a slathering of etouffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (mht8P)

409 If okra was an animal, it would be a snail.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (11H2y)

410 I don't like okra.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

411 TuCa: I can tell by you're manner that you're from New York.

Video guy: What, is it my accent"

TuCa: It's everything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (q2K0j)

412 400 The hotel has cable tv. It's not as good as Roku or Netflix.
We started watching Peaky Blinders last night at the house.
It's pretty good.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CxzJp)

It would help if I could understand a single gotdam word they're saying!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

413
Lou Dobbs just showed Joe exiting the plane and waving and pointing at....
No one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.

To be fair, this is standard procedure for politicians entering a plane. It's all about providing a photo op of....

Oh, fuckit. I don't wanna be fair. Joey Plugs obviously was told that he was arriving at Disneyland.

Yay! Mickey!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (EGyGV)

414 Ok, I need to Hordesource something. Do any of you have links to a bona fide article that describes the true purpose of Fast and Furious?

I have a friend who is pretty well informed (and voting Trump) but he still likes Obama.

He doesn't believe that Democrats admitted that FF was an operation to get guns into the hands of Mexican druglords to get Americans killed so they could tighten restrictions on guns. Doesn't believe me on it at all.

I'm pretty certain someone along the way admitted it. Help?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (0y8vG)

415 I suspect a large part of why okra is likely so ubiquitous in the South is that it probably kept so many people alive through hard times. If you aren't familiar, it's trivially easy to grow, and you can grow a LOT of it in a fairly small space. It's also easy to store and preserve and keep for long periods of time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NKuIh)

416 Blackened catfish is part of one of my favorite menu items. With red beans and rice, andouille sausage and a slathering of etouffee.
Posted by: Hadrian

You, Sir, are a fine human being!

Posted by: Righteous Jones at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (d6DSt)

417 Montesqieu @ 407, nice touch. "American version" of Man in the High Castle. Ha.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

418 Christmas lights, wallpaper, and Jeffrey Epstein.

What things don't hang themselves for $300, Alex

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (CxzJp)

419 Mickey Mao is my hero!

Posted by: Joey B at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (nFRLh)

420 Dude.

I have a freezer full of okra from the garden.

Slice very small, toss in seasoned cornmeal.

Cast-iron skillet fry in lard until slightly burnt.

Delicacy!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (rFYU2)

421 I love Candace Owens.

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)

422 If you cook okra with coconut oil, it slides into the trash can much easier.

-

Never, ever cook it. Only fry it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (NKuIh)

423 I don't like okra.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

That's my favorite Boomtown Rats song.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (2N7oZ)

424 I'll try to remember to post it on the food thread.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 15, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, I will remind you!

On second thought, is this really you (Jane D'Doh), or have I had your name wrong for years ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:31 PM (2C38g)

425 415 I suspect a large part of why okra is likely so ubiquitous in the South is that it probably kept so many people alive through hard times. If you aren't familiar, it's trivially easy to grow, and you can grow a LOT of it in a fairly small space. It's also easy to store and preserve and keep for long periods of time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NKuIh)

Sounds like the herpes of the vegetable kingdom.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:31 PM (Sx6MH)

426 The hotel has cable tv. It's not as good as Roku or Netflix.

We started watching Peaky Blinders last night at the house.

It's pretty good.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CxzJp)

Peaky Blinders is very good. And it gets better. All the way through season 4.

They got a new director for Season 5 and he tried to put his stamp on it, and it showed. Didn't like it at all.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:31 PM (0y8vG)

427 Come to think of it, Jim Carrey rose to fame in part by playing a hideous trans person on In Living Color.

Maybe that's why he's so performatively leftist now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:31 PM (jbF6h)

428 I have eaten snails. In Paris. Dumbasses didn't have okra. Hell they even have okra in the markets in the middle east.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:31 PM (XhWtx)

429 Cranberry juice

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

430
You, Sir, are a fine human being!
Posted by: Righteous Jones

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Thank you. It's called a Creole Platter. Fish City Grill, Pearland, TX. Super excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (mht8P)

431 The Ettes all showed us their tits on Snapchat. It's gone now. You really should have been here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (q2K0j)

Perhaps if I ask nicely, they'll show their shoes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (2JVJo)

432
it always puzzles me that people will voluntarily eat celery, but disdain orka

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (hOA3A)

433 I thought it was funny when media types were begging Oprah to run. Her closet has more skeletons in it than a Soviet slave ship. And I guarantee you her fellow cutthroat NY media tycoon knows many of them by name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (jbllq)

434 389
In Living Color did that freakin' hilarious skit with the two clueless
Puerto Rican groupies (don' make me hafta cut choo!) who can't figure
out that Ricky Martin is gay.

Would never in a million years get on the air today, for a
half-dozen reasons. Everybody on that show has probably denounced
themselves a hundred times over by now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:25 PM (jbF6h)

________

Hilarious show -- way before the talented Jim Carrey went batshit insane Left.
Also loved the Jamaican Airlines family skits.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

435 Pauline Kael expects Biden to win in a landslide, since she doesn't know anyone who is going to vote for Trump.

True dat.

oh, re 415: but can you live off the stuff for any length of time?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (4a9Vv)

436 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NKuIh)

And in a pinch, you can eat it raw!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (2C38g)

437 They begged Avenatti to run.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (0y8vG)

438 Sounds like the herpes of the vegetable kingdom.

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It's second in ease and prosperity only to zucchini.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (NKuIh)

439 It would help if I could understand a single gotdam word they're saying!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

Try closed captioning. Or turn up the sound

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (CxzJp)

440 >>> Cast-iron skillet fry in lard until slightly burnt.
Delicacy!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (rFYU2)

I think, at least, we can all agree that okra should be illegal to wield in its non fried form.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (l6b3d)

441 420 Dude.

I have a freezer full of okra from the garden.

Slice very small, toss in seasoned cornmeal.

Cast-iron skillet fry in lard until slightly burnt.

Delicacy!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (rFYU2

Or, throw cobs of corn in boiling water for ten minutes, slice a tomato and salt it, and steam some green beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

442 Love the okra jabs.
Means y'all have all tried it.
Now... next time you grill, get about 10 spears.
Rub them with oil (earl, if yer sothren), some salt and pepper, and grill them til they're about half seared.
Come talk to me.

Posted by: MarkY at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (N8i9I)

443 My best friend, he shoots water rats, and feeds 'em to his geese.
Posted by: klaftern

Geese are carniverous ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 08:33 PM (arJlL)

444 Also loved the Jamaican Airlines family skits.
Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

What do you mean you only have TWO jobs, you lazy lima bean!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:33 PM (jbF6h)

445 Pesky Blinders got waaay too raw for me. Went from soft core porn to hard core orgy scenes. Not my taste in entertainment

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 15, 2020 08:33 PM (7ZQe3)

446 >>Perhaps if I ask nicely, they'll show their shoes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (2JVJo)

(peers into cracked crystal ball)

"You're a ... peep-toe guy."

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (xK9An)

447 431 The Ettes all showed us their tits on Snapchat. It's gone now. You really should have been here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:20 PM (q2K0j)

Dayum, and here I turned down a SnapChat invite!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (2C38g)

448 I love fried okra.

A customer from Denmark came to visit once, and I was assigned to show him around. At lunch time we went to the company cafeteria. When he saw the fried okra, he was visibly repulsed--he actually kind of wretched.

I said, "You don't have okra in Denmark?"

In his impeccable English, he said, "Yes, we have okra, but we don't eat it. We make soap with it."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (sWM8x)

449 Or, throw cobs of corn in boiling water for ten minutes, slice a tomato and salt it, and steam some green beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

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That AND okra? Oh f*ck yeah. I'll bring the cornbread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (NKuIh)

450 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (QWHnR)

451 Hemingway with the absolute plutonium of un-self-aware irony, saying that young journos don't get the importance of today's MidEast goings-on. She hardly ever does it, but the whole cohort of similar online journos ("conservative") routinely display complete ignorance and misunderstanding of recent MidEast history, often aggressively. Darkly hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

452 Or, throw cobs of corn in boiling water for ten minutes, slice a tomato and salt it, and steam some green beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

If we're throwing cobs in boiling water, I volunteer CBD.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (0y8vG)

453 432
it always puzzles me that people will voluntarily eat celery, but disdain orka
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (hOA3A)

Celery comes with a natural pocket for peanut butter and cream cheese.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (s4dNo)

454
I have a freezer full of okra from the garden.

Slice very small, toss in seasoned cornmeal.

Cast-iron skillet fry in lard until slightly burnt.

Delicacy!
Posted by: Bitter Clinge

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So really you're eating the cornbread coating, not the okra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (mht8P)

455 Man, that wave tweet was beautiful work.

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (fFtVH)

456 I like fried squash and fried green tomatoes.
Okra is hog food.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (CxzJp)

457 Tom Cruise explains his death defying stunt while standing outside and... wearing a mask.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (H8QX8)

458 450 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!

whoa!!!

last I saw he was 90 minutes late!!!

uh oh

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (j9HX3)

459 Thanks ace. That 'waves touching clouds' like completely balanced my chakras. I've been meaning to get to that but thought I'd have to go to Sedona for some harmonic bowl therapy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (pmcmT)

460 (peers into cracked crystal ball)

"You're a ... peep-toe guy."
Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (xK9An)

One hesitates to contradict Zod, but - no.

Mary Janes.
Kitten heels.

High button kid boots.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo)

461 re 414: the mob had Joe Valachi. Dems not so much

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (4a9Vv)

462 Geese are carniverous ?

Rolling Stones, Live with Me. Nice reference.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (q2K0j)

463 I think, at least, we can all agree that okra should be illegal to wield in its non fried form.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (l6b3d)

Was in Asheville a couple of weeks ago and got fried okra as a side with my bbq burger. It was amazing.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (2N7oZ)

464 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (QWHnR)

SERIOUSLY ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

465 400
The hotel has cable tv. It's not as good as Roku or Netflix.

We started watching Peaky Blinders last night at the house.

It's pretty good.

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CxzJp)

________

Excellent show. My favorite contemporary young actor, Tom Hardy, is fantastic in it as Alfie ... but all the actors are very good. Love period pieces where you feel like you're there.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

466 Thanks ace. That 'waves touching clouds' like completely balanced my chakras. I've been meaning to get to that but thought I'd have to go to Sedona for some harmonic bowl therapy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (pmcmT)

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Sqis the chis

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (NKuIh)

467 450 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (QWHnR)

Shat himself.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (Sx6MH)

468 Hey Weaning, where in Sowe Lousiana are you?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (KAi1n)

I live in Houston now but grew up in Lake Charles, LA.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

469 Whatever you do, don't believe the lies of Big Okra.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (Z4rgH)

470 450 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (QWHnR)

MSNBC must be going bonkers about now.

Randi Maddow hardest hit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

471 My favorite okra was on the cover of CAN's Ege Bamyasi album:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/mczeh6d

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (jbF6h)

472 >>Celery comes with a natural pocket for peanut butter and cream cheese. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (s4dNo)

And it's very difficult to cook celery "until it is the texture of seed-speckled snot."

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (xK9An)

473 I had friend of mine back in the day who would relate his sexual adventures while talking other trash.

He used to say he got his woman all hot and slimy like boiled okra.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (Z+IKu)

474 whoa!!!

last I saw he was 90 minutes late!!!

uh oh

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (j9HX3)
COVID. Here we go...

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (0y8vG)

475 Throw cobs of sweet corn in boiling water for ten minutes?
Man, you cooked all the sweet out!

Posted by: MarkY at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (N8i9I)

476 If taking everything away is supposed to make us down troddcn and passive, I must be among that .1% that turn into Reivers instead.

Posted by: An Observation at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (FCsYG)

477 Mary Janes.
Kitten heels.

High button kid boots.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo)'

thigh boots ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

478
uh oh
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3

-----------

*gulps nervously*

No need to worry! Just a "slight cold". Powering through!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (mht8P)

479 452 Or, throw cobs of corn in boiling water for ten minutes, slice a tomato and salt it, and steam some green beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

If we're throwing cobs in boiling water, I volunteer CBD.
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (0y8vG)

That's not how sous vide works.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

480 Biden Inauguration Day Speech: I am the President! OK, I resign, good luck, Carmela!

Nah, Dr Jill wants to be First Lady and Second Wife. Joe ain't going anywhere for a while

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (4a9Vv)

481 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!
----
It is after sundown...

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (UUBmN)

482 Oh crap. I had my mic misspelled.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

483 395 If you cook okra with coconut oil, it slides into the trash can much easier.
Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:26 PM (Sx6MH)

I woke my cat up laughing at this.

Okra is wonderful fried, but in anything else, the slime is just too much.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (+X9Vs)

484 Apparently, the D'oh kitten has taken down its first human.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (8AONa)

485 Damn all the smoke!

A couple more days, they say. (yeah, and that's what they said Saturday, too)

*cough cough*

Need... Funny... ahhh, here's a favorite...

Smile guaranteed:

youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

Posted by: JQ at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (whOIk)

486 Hah...it's half past eight o'clock in the east, isn't it.

Hmmmm...really somethng to this "sundown" thing?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (jbF6h)

487 And it's very difficult to cook celery "until it is the texture of seed-speckled snot."

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (xK9An)

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Interestingly, I like the taste of celery but not the texture. Although I'll eat it with hot wings and homemade blue cheese dressing just for tradition's sake.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (NKuIh)

488 So really you're eating the cornbread coating, not the okra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (mht8P)

.....

Not really.

If you've had commercially breaded okra, that would appear to be the case.

But good skillet fried okra doesn't use a wet base to get the breading to adhere.

You slice the okra and let the slime attract a thin dusting of cornmeal.

The vegetable to coating ratio is heavily in favor of the former.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (rFYU2)

489 I think the waves touching the clouds video is fake. That's my level of cynicism today.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX8)

490
I don't like okra.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

That's my favorite Boomtown Rats song.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 08:30 PM (2N7oZ)

That's interesting. Tell me why.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (EGyGV)

491 Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

OMG Tom Hardy chews the scenery, digests it, shits it out with pure grace, and then constructs beautiful little shitcastles for everybody to stand around and admire.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (0y8vG)

492 No, Joe was late but he's speaking right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

493 414 Ok, I need to Hordesource something. Do any of you have links to a bona fide article that describes the true purpose of Fast and Furious?

I have a friend who is pretty well informed (and voting Trump) but he still likes Obama.

He doesn't believe that Democrats admitted that FF was an operation to get guns into the hands of Mexican druglords to get Americans killed so they could tighten restrictions on guns. Doesn't believe me on it at all.

I'm pretty certain someone along the way admitted it. Help?
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (0y8vG)

Try Kurt Schlicter's new book. He covers it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (okGHj)

494 Mary Janes.
Kitten heels.

High button kid boots.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo)

Dude, Got you covered for the Mary Jane, but the "kitten heels" and "high button kid boots" sound pronographic!

Posted by: Dealer Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (2C38g)

495 >>thigh boots ?
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

The "boots/Sinema" diagram is 1:1.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (xK9An)

496 In Living Color was great. Homey the Clown. the two gay guys doing movie reviews ("two snaps in a circle!!") The Wayan Brothers are awesome...loved their movies, too.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (11H2y)

497 I had my mic misspelled.

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I really like this post.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (NKuIh)

498 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!

It wasn't me!

Posted by: President Elect Kamela Harris at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (Bk0np)

499 Meade Lux Lewis @ 448- Bro, we make soap out of hog fat and we eat bacon. What the heck is wrong with that? You should have asked your skandi visitor.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (XhWtx)

500 Celery is good in a bloody mary.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

501 Biden ad just came on.

That rumor about them fixing his face with CGI seems a lot more credible after seeing it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

502 Okra cooked in a fiery hot skillet until crisp. Heaven,

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

503 The "boots/Sinema" diagram is 1:1.
Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (xK9An)

she is not a good ad for thigh boots. sowy.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

504 so "Peaky Blinders" isn't the sequel to "Pinky and the Brain"? I'm disappointed

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (4a9Vv)

505 Celery is for making soup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (hGohp)

506 432
it always puzzles me that people will voluntarily eat celery, but disdain orka
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (hOA3A)

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I don't eat celery either, at least not raw. I don't eat food that provides its own floss.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC)

507 500 Celery is good in a bloody mary.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

So is pickled okra.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

508 489 I think the waves touching the clouds video is fake. That's my level of cynicism today.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX

Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

509
Was in Asheville a couple of weeks ago and got fried okra as a side with my bbq burger. It was amazing.
Posted by: Apollonius
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What restaurant?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (bk3Sg)

510 Now they're saying Biden's talk was on and now is done? It might've been pre-recorded?

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (QWHnR)

511 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (QWHnR)

He just wandered off and they're still looking for him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (aQqRN)

512 505 Celery is for making soup.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (hGohp)

-----------------------------

And homemade stuffing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC)

513 BIden shouldn't talk about suburbs burning. Climate change got nothing to do with it - it's the scumbags with Molotov cocktails and fireworks.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (11H2y)

514 Try Kurt Schlicter's new book. He covers it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 15, 2020 08:39 PM (okGHj)

I'll check it out, thanks. I know they admitted the purpose because they ended up deflecting and just blaming it on Bush.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (0y8vG)

515 Ok, I need to Hordesource something. Do any of you have links to a bona
fide article that describes the true purpose of Fast and Furious?

_________

Heh. I thought you were talking about the movies ... probably can't trust Wikipedia, but it has an entry for it under "ATF gunwalking scandal".

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

516 So Joe was pooped?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (s4dNo)

517 Joe Biden's appearance tonight was canceled!

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:34 PM (QWHnR)

Why are republicans so concerned about the VP? Presidential candidate Harris is just fine.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (2N7oZ)

518 482 Oh crap. I had my mic misspelled.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

No more wine for you

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (CxzJp)

519 Where was Addlebrain Joe supposed to be appearing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

520 >>steam some green beans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

Green beans are simmered in water with bacon and black pepper until.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (xK9An)

521 It was on periscope?
https://twitter.com/Si5B70/status/1306029145034547203

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (QWHnR)

522 I have a basic test for the ladies. Can you open a soda can?

If not, you're of no use to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:04 PM (hku12)

I mean, I can't open it with my boobs or hoo-ha. But I can open it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 08:06 PM (l5Tat)

I'm a simple man, with simple tastes. I expect a woman to open her soda can the way God intended, with her fingertips.

The bobs and vagana have other purposes.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (hku12)

523 Behind the Green Muppet

Posted by: Miss Piggy at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (AOmVJ)

524 Celery is good in a bloody mary.
Posted by: runner

Bacon is better.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (Rvt88)

525 celery is good for dips and stuff

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

526 518 482 Oh crap. I had my mic misspelled.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

No more wine for you
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (CxzJp)

LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

527 Heh. I thought you were talking about the movies ...
probably can't trust Wikipedia, but it has an entry for it under "ATF
gunwalking scandal".

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

No, can't even trust them to tell me an egg has a shell - but I will look.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (0y8vG)

528 Nothing about this Biden cancellation on CNN.com.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (4tiP2)

529 You aren't Homey the Clown any more! You're Homey the Man!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 08:42 PM (an7Mv)

530 Well, on "The Other McCain" it's rather entertaining. No tits, but in the article about the Lancaster college student involved in the rioting, there seems to be some disagreement in the comments between the people who think the chick may have deserved to be arrested for arson, and her supporters arguing that she's a really a nice girl and all the men at the board are sexist. And yes, somebody who is 20 years old is not a "young girl." At this point the leftist trolls seem to be losing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (WkPC9)

531 All the Okra Drug Dealers on this site trying to get people hooked on the Silly Snot.

Just say no to Okra, kids!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (s4dNo)

532 This lady uses a breading similar to our all-purpose catfish/okra/shrimp/ev'rything fry-it-up, y'all recipe:

grandbaby-cakes.com/classic-fried-shrimp/

Roughly half cornmeal and half flour, but the hot sauce and cayenne is key.

If you ever fry food at home, try it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (NKuIh)

533 Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake.
Posted by: Insomniac
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I am not fake. I am real. You can all place absolute trust in me...most of the time...except for the lapses in judgment, and maybe a screwup now and then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (WZ5i4)

534 423 I don't like okra.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

You can't order gumbo with okra.
I'd like a bowl of gumbo, cut the okra.
No.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (3XdZI)

535 More In Living Color classix:

The Head Detective (he was just a head!)

The Old Blues Guy whose songs all sound exactly the same. ("wrote a song about it. Like to hear it - here it go!")

Andrea Dice Clay

The Inscrutable Bunny Swan. (OK, Bunny Swan was a love-it-or-hate-it thing. Personally, she cracked me the F up. Customs officer: "Do you have anything to declare? Bunny: "Just the marijuana!")

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (jbF6h)

536 The last Bloody Mary I had had three toothpicks in it, each with olives, cucumber, lemon, celery and god knows what.

I had to fight my way through the salad to get to the vodka.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (q2K0j)

537 >>Nothing about this Biden cancellation on CNN.com.

Because it wasn't cancelled.

Joe was late but he gave the speech. Might still be going on, I couldn't take it any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

538 502 - pretty much anything fried till crisp in a fiery hot skillet would taste pretty good. The magic words being "Fried" and "Crisp."

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (11H2y)

539 "Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake."----Insomniac
So is sadness and pessimism.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (E3FAu)

540 Now they're saying Biden's talk was on and now is done? It might've been pre-recorded?

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (QWHnR)

Is it live or is it Bidenex?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (aQqRN)

541 Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake.

Teats.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (Bk0np)

542 Was in Asheville a couple of weeks ago and got fried okra as a side with my bbq burger. It was amazing.

-

(sighs sadly remembering Twelve Bones)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (NKuIh)

543 Celery is good in a bloody mary.
--------
But they keep on poking me in the eye when I drink!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (an7Mv)

544 20 >>steam some green beans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

Green beans are simmered in water with bacon and black pepper until.
Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (xK9An

Try simmering them with a few beef bouillon cubes.

You're welcome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (s4dNo)

545 Joe was late but he gave the speech. Might still be going on, I couldn't take it any longer.

oh ok thanks Jack. yeah he was like an hour and a half late

after earlier today I have no interest in watching that evil old bastard any longer.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (j9HX3)

546 What restaurant?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (bk3Sg)
Tupelo Honey. The one downtown across from the hippies occupying the park.
But amazing food.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (2N7oZ)

547 Judicial Watch has numerous articles tagged with the term "Fast and Furious" -- but don't know if they have a nice, concise summary [remove spaces].

www.judicialwatch.org/ tag/ fast-and-furious/

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg)

548 520 >>steam some green beans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

Green beans are simmered in water with bacon and black pepper until.
Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (xK9An)

Green beans are lightly simmered in chicken broth with bacon and black pepper, and then drained and topped with a light cover of shredded cheddar and french fried onions (home made, natch).

That right there is an entree, not just a tasty side.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (okGHj)

549 I had to fight my way through the salad to get to the vodka.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (q2K0j)

They do it to cheat you of vodka.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

550 "I think the waves touching the clouds video is fake. That's my level of cynicism today."

The whole thing could be computer generated these days.
You would never know the difference.
That's why I think all actors are whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

551 536 - Better not order a Bloody Mary in N'Awlins. I had one that looked like the produce section in Whole Foods.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (11H2y)

552 Just post the title, troll. Here, I'll do it for you. [/]

-----
Boulder is not a troll.

He's just a person that only comes here to post about an issue no one agrees with in hopes of getting an angry reaction out of the commenters.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (rFYU2)

Plus 10 for the quality zing. Minus 5 for the unclosed tag.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hku12)

553 539 "Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake."----Insomniac
So is sadness and pessimism.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (E3FAu)

Everything is fake but my cynicism.
And I will not be out-cyniced. Cynicismed. Whatever!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

554 I know no one here cares about Sportball but it has to do with the pushback against the Covid Doctrine.

The Big 10 has voted to go back to playing foodball this year.

I see it as a big Fuck You to the Covid Gruppen.

Posted by: eleven at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (XTyi0)

555 >>after earlier today I have no interest in watching that evil old bastard any longer.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (j9HX3)

He's going to be hard to get used to.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:46 PM (xK9An)

556 551 536 - Better not order a Bloody Mary in N'Awlins. I had one that looked like the produce section in Whole Foods.
Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (11H2y

Justification for the 23 dollar price tag

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:46 PM (s4dNo)

557
(sighs sadly remembering Twelve Bones)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
------

It was doomed from the moment that Obama ordered food from there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:46 PM (WZ5i4)

558 There was also the bum character who found all the drug money then the IRS raided him for back taxes and only let him keep his framed collection of prize-winning boogers and his urine jars, seizing everything else!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 08:46 PM (an7Mv)

559 Alright, it is clear that Joe cannot campaign. So to backstop/replace him the DNC powers that be bring out Kamala Harris who proved to be as inspiring as a yawn yet with the personality of toenail fungus. And swapping Kamala for Joe is, in this (supposed) plan not going to cause even more depression and loss of enthusiasm just when the campaigns are to start sprinting.

Other than media cheerleading, who really thinks that this is going to work?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (0QYMt)

560 foosball not foodball.

But "foodball" does have interesting implications.

Posted by: eleven at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (XTyi0)

561 Green beans are lightly simmered in chicken broth with bacon and black pepper, and then drained and topped with a light cover of shredded cheddar and french fried onions (home made, natch).

That right there is an entree, not just a tasty side.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (okGHj)

Oh my!
Is that in TDG?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (2C38g)

562 I found one article on FF. Pretty damning.

And it's by Sharyl Atkinsson, apparently the only living journalist. I'm surprised they didn't take it down.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (0y8vG)

563 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2020 08:17 PM (rFYU2)

Actually if it is indeed the real BH he has been chiming in on other subjects, which is a good thing since the real BH was quite interesting, well read and intelligent before the pandemic narrowed his focus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (WkPC9)

564 Wife never uses okra, uses more meat and bones. The Trinnie next door uses okra but she can cook veggies.My wife's idea of veggies is Centrum.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (4vNgL)

565 Waves Touching Clouds was one of Pink Floyd's more obscure works.

Posted by: eleven at September 15, 2020 08:48 PM (XTyi0)

566 The WashEx writer who did the knock on Gina Carano (sidebar) is a major soyboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

567 It was doomed from the moment that Obama ordered food from there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:46 PM (WZ5i4)

--

Ha. I remember seeing the newspaper clipping hanging on the wall near the entrance and thinking that exact thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:48 PM (NKuIh)

568 Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg)

Thank you my friend.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:48 PM (0y8vG)

569 520 >>steam some green beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:32 PM (s4dNo)

Green beans are simmered in water with bacon and black pepper until.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:41 PM (xK9An)

Green beans are lightly simmered in chicken broth with bacon and
black pepper, and then drained and topped with a light cover of shredded
cheddar and french fried onions (home made, natch).

Green beans are added to a pot of water along with peeled small red potatoes and salt pork. Boil forever. Eat heaven. That is all.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (E3FAu)

570 I do green beans with crumbled bacon or prosciutto, toasted sesame seeds and slivered almonds, a little chopped onion, olive oil, dash of balsamic vinegar, dash of worcestershire, sea salt and pepper.

They are amazing. Start toasting the slivered almonds in a dry saute pan a few minutes before tossing in the smaller, more delicate sesame seeds so they finish at the same time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (jbF6h)

571 Waves touching Clouds!

Gnarly, Ace Dude.

Posted by: Miklos Spicoli at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

572 My Mama used to cook okra in a skillet with a little bacon grease, no breading, just salt and pepper. It was great. I used to put some yellow mustard on it. Of course I will eat okra in any form including raw, but I prefer it stewed with some jowlmeat/ Just put that okra over some speckled butterbeans and rice and serve with biskits or cornbread. Whoa. Don't forget the fried porkchops.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (XhWtx)

573
And swapping Kamala for Joe is, in this (supposed) plan not going to cause even more depression and loss of enthusiasm just when the campaigns are to start sprinting.

-------

Just paste this long article about the Bering Strait into your Great SJW Encyclopedia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (mht8P)

574 I like celery.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (2JVJo)

575 "Cynics in the Hand of An Angry God"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (Bk0np)

576 Kitten Biscuit is telling me he wants me to go to bed so he can snuggle.

Husband is at post-Scout meeting with the the dads at a local pub.

Kitten will nag him later.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

577 Green beans are slipped under the table to the dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

578 He doesn't believe that Democrats admitted that FF was an operation to get guns into the hands of Mexican druglords to get Americans killed so they could tighten restrictions on guns. Doesn't believe me on it at all.

I'm pretty certain someone along the way admitted it. Help?
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:29 PM (0y8vG)

After they admitted it they then maybe a month later used FF to justify a gun crackdown... and by 'they' I mean they exact same Obama Admin Asshoe.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (/Dgcm)

579 Serious question: Has anyone ever had fried celery? I can't remember ever seeing it before.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (NKuIh)

580 559 Alright, it is clear that Joe cannot campaign. So to backstop/replace him the DNC powers that be bring out Kamala Harris who proved to be as inspiring as a yawn yet with the personality of toenail fungus. And swapping Kamala for Joe is, in this (supposed) plan not going to cause even more depression and loss of enthusiasm just when the campaigns are to start sprinting.

Other than media cheerleading, who really thinks that this is going to work?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (0QYMt)

I find it interesting that here in deep blue Fairfax, there aren't a lot of Biden signs, at least..not yet. I did see one for MYDOG 2020, same font as Biden's and professionally made. Actually, that's the only campaign sign I've seen. By this time in 2016, this whole area was awash in Hilary stuff.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (+X9Vs)

581 Do not besmirch the green bean.

Posted by: eleven at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (XTyi0)

582 546 What restaurant?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (bk3Sg)
Tupelo Honey. The one downtown across from the hippies occupying the park.
But amazing food.

It's Sweet.

Posted by: Van Morrison at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (sy5kK)

583 I don't like green beans hairy little bastards.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (lgiXo)

584 I had to fight my way through the salad to get to the vodka.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:43 PM (q2K0j)

They do it to cheat you of vodka.
Posted by: runner

Is not correkt vay!

Posted by: Bartender Miklosov Miklosevich at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

585 And these kind of high button shoes:

https://tinyurl.com/yywyph7l

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (2JVJo)

586 According to The Last Refuge (who originally said it was canceled), Biden's talk was short - he also played a Spanish song on his phone.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (QWHnR)

587 Hey Joe, where you going with your pants in your hand.....

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (3vIkC)

588 Actually if it is indeed the real BH he has been chiming in on other subjects, which is a good thing since the real BH was quite interesting, well read and intelligent before the pandemic narrowed his focus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (WkPC9)

Fen, I almost congratulated him on his recovery last night as he posted some of his more usual really interesting stuff. Then I said let me wait until I am sure it is really bth in a COVID recovery state.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (2C38g)

589 The last Bloody Mary I had had three toothpicks in it, each with olives, cucumber, lemon, celery and god knows what.

My son is now making his own Virgin Marys. He is not 21. I have to give him credit for putting all the ingredients together instead of just getting a mix at the store. So when he turns 21 I know what his first legal drink will be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (WkPC9)

590 Fried anything is practically against the family religion.

The last time KFC entered the house? As my father pointedly reminds me, "When you mother was eating nothing but F***ING LIVER when she was expecting you!" That's...been awhile.

To the point where when I joined the AF, for my first AF Thanksgiving, Airmen and others gave me samples of fried turkey, and I asked, "People fry turkeys?"

(P.S. Any attempt to serve me liver will see my fly into a psychotic rage. I hate liver in ways that ddfy the English's languages ability to describe.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (SSJSf)

591 #560: years ago at the youth camp post-season, a party at the old lodge got to playing football inside with a loaf of bread as the ball.

It is a real vague memory.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (0QYMt)

592 Well look at that, Tucker has gotten around to talking about the Color Revolution being run against us right now.

Someday, he may talk about how the Obama administration did it to Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

593 >>575 "Cynics in the Hand of An Angry God"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (Bk0np)

"Their foot shall slide in due time."

(Oh, and thanks for the Dark Side of the Moon reference. Now playing..sssszzzzz)

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (xK9An)

594 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

You should have taken the blue pill.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

595 So there's a guy on TuCa talking about the color revolutions and comparing them to the Trump coup.

I'd expected JackStraw to be much older.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (q2K0j)

596 Newsome blowing digital kisses at Trump again today, I think, re fire relief and assistance. It's semi-interesting. There has been, generally, an almost normal rhetorical situation between those two at many points in the last 6 months. Never any direct clashes on C19, and lots of cooing at different times. Like I said, semi-interesting.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2020 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

Newsome will let the dumber states burn themselves out but not get aid from the Feds. He's in a dicey enough situation with Sanctuary cities to risk blowing that money over Antifa. He also quietly suppressed the riots in this state when they came and the zanies went elsewhere.

Antifa rioting started in CA. It moved north when the ProudBoys moved in and the state did not go all in on protecting Antifa rioters.

Newsome is ready to tell either side he was backing them all the way.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

597 scary shit about color revolutions on TuCa.
This Darren Beattie guy talks about a regime change model with a combination of an engineered contested election and massive acts of civil disobedience. Sound familiar?

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (11H2y)

598 541 Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake.

Teats.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:44 PM (Bk0np)

If some gal smacked him in the face with her tits he'd snap out of that funk.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (3XdZI)

599 Pickled Okra.

Posted by: tbodie at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (0jR9T)

600 Are we believing that digital FX artists are de-aging Biden in campaign ads?

I believe it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (s4dNo)

601 579 Serious question: Has anyone ever had fried celery? I can't remember ever seeing it before.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (NKuIh)

Diced celery, onions, and garlic sauteed in some butter is a great way to start mostly anything.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

602 So there's a guy on TuCa talking about the color revolutions and comparing them to the Trump coup.

I'd expected JackStraw to be much older.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 08:52 PM (q2K0j)

Dan Bongino has been talking about this on his podcasts for a while.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (aQqRN)

603 564
Wife never uses okra, uses more meat and bones. The Trinnie next door
uses okra but she can cook veggies. My wife's idea of veggies is Centrum.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (4vNgL)

_________

This wife gets it.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (WqPYg)

604 there was a time when some states' legal drinking age was set at 18

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

605 Green beans are slipped under the table to the dog.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

https://tinyurl.com/yx9qj495

Posted by: Miklos at the Love Shack at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

606 And here we go.... Norm Eisen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

607 For someone so connected with Russia, how come Trump hasn't appointed a zillion unaccountable "Czars" (har har) like Obumbles? They are laughing at us...

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (0y8vG)

608 (sighs sadly remembering Twelve Bones)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
--------

Just before the bulldozers rolled:

https://tinyurl.com/y36f46rb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (bPH26)

609 575 "Cynics in the Hand of An Angry God"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (Bk0np)

That dude needs to lighten up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

610 I saw Waves touching the Clouds open for the Greg Kihn Band at the Agora Ballroom in '81

Posted by: DBCooper at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (y1Mvi)

611 >>(P.S. Any attempt to serve me liver will see my fly into a psychotic rage. I hate liver in ways that ddfy the English's languages ability to describe.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (SSJSf)

Rumaki.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (xK9An)

612 Hey Jane, what do you think of Paula Deens Lady & Sons restaurant? Do you like their food?

Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (CxzJp)

613
And here we go.... Norm Eisen.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

NORM !!!!

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

614 I saw Color Revolutions when somebody slipped me some salvia.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (jbF6h)

615 Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 08:49 PM (XhWtx)

I'll be over in just a bit. Sounds like Gramma Hrothgar's cooking style!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (2C38g)

616 Well, i passed my test. I managed to earn my 3rd gup in Tang Soo Do tonight.

And green beans are a food of the devil. Nasty thingsies, we hates them.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (VcFUs)

617 Well look at that, Tucker has gotten around to talking about the Color Revolution being run against us right now.

Someday, he may talk about how the Obama administration did it to Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)
**************
Wow. This is frightening.
Norm Eisen, remember that name.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (+YYKs)

618 According to The Last Refuge (who originally said it
was canceled), Biden's talk was short - he also played a Spanish song
on his phone.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (QWHnR)

The deguello. Or maybe it was the macarena. Who knows, I don't speak mexican, jack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (2N7oZ)

619 To the point where when I joined the AF, for my first AF Thanksgiving, Airmen and others gave me samples of fried turkey, and I asked, "People fry turkeys?"

(P.S. Any attempt to serve me liver will see my fly into a psychotic rage. I hate liver in ways that ddfy the English's languages ability to describe.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (SSJSf)

-

This might be too much to ponder, but fried chicken livers can be fantastic. The trick is to get them at a gas station that also sells potato wedges and fried chicken.

There are thousands of mom and pop gas stations in the South that still do that, and you'll find some of the best fried chicken you've ever tasted at those places.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (NKuIh)

620 I'd expected JackStraw to be much older.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

He did quite well when he was paid in Pieces of Eight.

Posted by: Miklos' Two Bit's Worth at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)

621 569 520 >>steam some green beans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Green beans are simmered in water with bacon and black pepper until.

Posted by: Zod

Green beans are lightly simmered in chicken broth with bacon and black pepper, and then drained and topped with a light cover of shredded cheddar and french fried onions (home made, natch).

Green beans are added to a pot of water along with peeled small red potatoes and salt pork. Boil forever. Eat heaven. That is all.

Posted by: Brunnhilde

Serve with lots of 10 yr old homemade apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (Rvt88)

622 So Captain Kirk is telling Bearded Spock to be the captain of the Empire Enterprise. Would that not end his command/life in the normal timeline? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 08:55 PM (3vIkC)

623 When we're thrown in the camps, I can haz all the green beans! Enjoy your weevil cakes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:55 PM (jbF6h)

624 Before I go, the soi boi locust editor of our once great newspaper, wrote a screed about how wrong it is to fly Trump flags from flagpoles that are only meant for, his words, the Betsy Ross flag.

Prog sez wut??

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

625
Lou Dobbs just showed Joe exiting the plane and waving and pointing at....

No one. An empty runway. Not a single person was there.

So what did Joe see?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

Snow snakes ... loads of 'em ... movin' in before the heavy snows come.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2020 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

626 This Beattie guy singles out Norm Eisen as a key architect of every effort to impeach DJT, behind 180 lawsuits against DJT and behind plans to use law fare to overturn the 2020 election.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 08:55 PM (11H2y)

627 Biden talked for seventeen minutes.

He must be exhausted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:56 PM (I2/tG)

628 Sundance got something wrong?

Shocked face. This is mine.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 08:56 PM (jbF6h)

629 Biden talked for seventeen minutes.

wait. I thought he cancelled?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 08:56 PM (Bk0np)

630 I saw the Harris Biden Campaign open for the Alan Parsons project at CBGBs in 72. She took it all off and blew up a taxi cab.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (9dzlp)

631 He just wandered off and they're still looking for him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:40 PM (aQqRN)

If they don't find him soon everybody will assume he is dead.
Including those looking for him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (/Dgcm)

632 OK, all, it has been a long day and it is going to be a long week. I think I will go to bed and try to dream of Anna Held.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (2JVJo)

633 wait. I thought he cancelled?

No, he showed up.

Briefly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (I2/tG)

634 Biden teleprompted for 17 minutes.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (Sx6MH)

635 I am not fake. I am real. You can all place absolute trust in me...most of the time...except for the lapses in judgment, and maybe a screwup now and then.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Finally, someone to hold this sack of money for me!

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (KfC1e)

636
https://tinyurl.com/y36f46rb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (bPH26)

-

Aw damn.

(the 4C was a pleasant surprise, though)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:58 PM (NKuIh)

637 Water and hot oil don't mix very well.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

638 yep, no more than 20 minutes. and it will not be more than 20. dementia meds.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

639 Trump can't clear his throat in 17 minutes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 08:58 PM (oVJmc)

640
... how wrong it is to fly Trump flags from flagpoles that are only meant for, his words, the Betsy Ross flag.

Prog sez wut??
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

The flag that Colon Blow K. nixed being on shoes made by his wage slave-driving CCP masters?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2020 08:58 PM (pNxlR)

641
Other than media cheerleading, who really thinks that this is going to work?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 08:47 PM (0QYMt)

Harris wasn't chosen for any traditional or tactical political reason.

She was chosen to rule as puppet-tyrant once Biden is gone. She is the closest among the democrat candidates to a heartless, ruthless dictator who will happily do the bidding (aka spread her legs) of her Communist masters.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 08:58 PM (H8QX8)

642 Serious question: Has anyone ever had fried celery? I can't remember ever seeing it before.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (NKuIh

Water and boy oil don't mix very well.

( pretending other comment does not exist)

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

643 Biden can't talk for long and doesn't take questions because his Alzheimer's medicine causes inconsistency and they are afraid the pee pads will leak.

According to 4chan

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (s4dNo)

644 >>Wow. This is frightening.
Norm Eisen, remember that name.

Oh he's been right there in front of us all along.

In 2018 he wrote a paper at the Brookings Institution, remember them?, that said the way to get rid Trump was to find him guilty of obstruction of justice not Russia collusion. And lo and beyond, that's what the Mueller Team tried to do.

Then he went to work for Fat Nadler during the Mueller congressional hearing on the report and stayed to help cook up and run the Ukraine hoax.

The main reason Mueller was shutdown so fast on obstruction is because Barr was ready for him. Also in 2018 he wrote a long letter to Rosenstein essentially saying everything that Eisen wrote is bullshit and here's why.

And then magically Barr became AG.

What these assholes are doing to Trump and to us they did to Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

645 #%+*^#.

hot oil

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

646 It's Sweet.

Posted by: Van Morrison at September 15, 2020 08:50 PM (sy5kK)

Yep. I think the owners are hipster douchebags, but the food was really good.
Plus we sat outside and got to watch the hippies try to set the park on fire, but they were too stoned or stupid.
Anyway, it was an entertaining evening.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (2N7oZ)

647 Water and boy oil don't mix very well.

( pretending other comment does not exist)

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

-

Ha. Sure, but there's ways to get around that.

I may try pan-frying some celery.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:00 PM (NKuIh)

648 Really scared that Biden is going to kick Trump's ass at the debate. Biden just seems so..what's the word? Oh, yes, formidable.

Posted by: Splunge at September 15, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

649 > because his Alzheimer's medicine causes inconsistency

oh yeah- he's a gibberish generator

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)

650 Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake."----Insomniac

I am not fake. I am very real. People see me every day. They don't recognize me for who I really am though.
They think oh! That flat tire on the way to work was bad luck.
Nope! It was me.
It was just coincidence that I slipped on that patch of ice.
Yoohoo!! That was me!
My wallet was stolen!
Hello sailor!
I am not fake. I am everywhere. I. Am. Real.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (Vxu+H)

651 Why would you even want fried celery!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (s4dNo)

652 JackStraw, you are a saint and a treasure. Thank you for all you do.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

653 I need a ruling.
Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a career military and they have an open relationship considering the logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with friends so...

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

654 Seattle now has hired a "Street Czar" for 150k.

He will facilitate relations between protesters and the police.

And our infrastructure is literally falling apart.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (U2p+3)

655 Why would you even want fried celery!?

-

Mostly because I've never tried it. If I'm frying shrimp anyway, why not?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (NKuIh)

656 586
According to The Last Refuge (who originally said it was canceled),
Biden's talk was short - he also played a Spanish song on his phone.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 15, 2020 08:51 PM (QWHnR)

_________

Livin' La Vida Loca

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)

657 649 > because his Alzheimer's medicine causes inconsistency

oh yeah- he's a gibberish generator
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ

Damn auto celery

The bladder problem version

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (s4dNo)

658 654 Seattle now has hired a "Street Czar" for 150k.

He will facilitate relations between protesters and the police.

And our infrastructure is literally falling apart.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (U2p+3)

He's building bridges...between people. And that's what's truly important.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

659 "Waves Touching Clouds" is my Indian name. I called up ol' Lizzy Borden, Warren, I don't know, you know the thing. She said, smooth and without permission is how I roll. Me 'n' Corn Pop, we got that in common. When we hang out on the corner with 45s in a bag, listenin' to John Lee Hooker and Blow on the phonograph. My word as a Harris! Biden! No, wait. Applesauce!

Posted by: Drink Like Pasty Joe at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (gP1Vw)

660 How bad was Lake Charles hit recently?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (KAi1n)

661 657 649 > because his Alzheimer's medicine causes inconsistency

oh yeah- he's a gibberish generator
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ

Damn auto celery

The bladder problem version
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (s4dNo)

Try applying some boy oil.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

662 650
Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake."----Insomniac

Have you been reading Ecclesiastes?

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 09:03 PM (3vIkC)

663 No fresh speckled butterbeans, Hrothgar. But we do have fresh okra, porkchops, basmati rice, and cornbread fixins. We good. Might even take a swing of double-rectified busthead. Looking forward to seeing you in October.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 09:03 PM (XhWtx)

664 >>The main reason Mueller was shutdown so fast on obstruction is because Barr was ready for him. Also in 2018 he wrote a long letter to Rosenstein essentially saying everything that Eisen wrote is bullshit and here's why. Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Documentation fraud at the misdemeanor level becomes felonious fraud when the figures impact tax filings (in New York). Let's hope that the Stormy Daniels payment that was accounted as "legal expense" wasn't accounted as "legal expense," which, umm, it was.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (xK9An)

665 Seattle now has hired a "Street Czar" for 150k.

Let me guess, street thug, record a mile long?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (oVJmc)

666 And our infrastructure is literally falling apart.

Check to see how many government employees in Seattle and King County have "Diversity" or "Equity" in their job titles.

Then see how much they are paid.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (I2/tG)

667 >>JackStraw, you are a saint and a treasure. Thank you for all you do.

A bit too generous in both regards, Jane, but thank you.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)

668 655 Why would you even want fried celery!?
-
Mostly because I've never tried it. If I'm frying shrimp anyway, why not?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (NKuIh)

Because it would be gross? I can't think of anything in my fridge I would less want to fry. The Japanese fry all sorts of veggies for Tempura, but not that one.

Posted by: Splunge at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (dOV9E)

669 He doesn't believe that Democrats admitted that FF was an operation to
get guns into the hands of Mexican druglords to get Americans killed so
they could tighten restrictions on guns. Doesn't believe me on it at
all.

I don't think anyone ever admitted that. That is what they were doing, of course. In fact they were so worried when that blew up in their faces that they went all Maltese Falcon and picked a fall guy to take the blame. I am sure that Assistant Attorney General Lanny Breuer was surprised to find out that the whole thing was his idea.

Posted by: An Observation at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (FCsYG)

670 653
I need a ruling.

Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a
career military and they have an open relationship considering the
logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her
coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are
open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could
participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with
friends so...

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

_________

Does he like to watch? Better check her bedroom for nanny cams ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

671 Double rectified boy oil

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (NKuIh)

672 Have you been reading Ecclesiastes?
Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 09:03 PM (3vIkC)

The first chapter of Ecclesiastes is my jam.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

673 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

Is he in the Navy and underway?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (2C38g)

674 Biden teleprompted for 17 minutes.

Posted by: jsg at September 15, 2020 08:57 PM (Sx6MH)

I have no sense of time. Lost it to a mortar round in Phu Bai.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (2N7oZ)

675 Jeez, on Norm Eisen's twitter feed he's got a quote from Abe Foxman saying Trump "is bad for the Jews." This on the day he signed peace treaties between Israel and the UAE and Bahrain.

Oh, and this nimrod posts tweets about how the big domestic terrorists are the white supremacists. How many days has Portland been burning?

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (11H2y)

676 >>Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

Yes. Married.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (xK9An)

677 655 Why would you even want fried celery!?

-

Mostly because I've never tried it. If I'm frying shrimp anyway, why not?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:02 PM (NKuIh)

Report back on how that goes. Would suggest welders jacket for prep though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (s4dNo)

678 Seattle now has hired a "Street Czar" for 150k.

Is his name Desire?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (lgiXo)

679 Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake."----Insomniac

This looks like a job for Norm McDonald's "Moth Joke".

https://tinyurl.com/y9zf5fpa

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (Bk0np)

680 665 Seattle now has hired a "Street Czar" for 150k.

Let me guess, street thug, record a mile long?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (oVJmc)

Sets forest fires. Sets otter fires.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

681 Insomnia--
Though you are an eternal pessimist, your humor allows me to never worry about you. I think, deep, DEEP, DEEP down, you are...
ONE OF US!!!! ONE OF US!!!
heh. I am not really really "one of us.". I am too anti-social. But I am very happy about it. However, I worry about others who do not embrace it (this "stay at home" has made me SO happy - I hate going in to work 2 days a week - yeah, I'm a "uni essential worker "- but I know I am blessed and thank G-d I am).

I really wish all (though I know there are some) who are anti-social would look inside and see if that is maybe what makes you happy. It does me and I am SOOOOO happy that I hate everybody (well, except my husband (LOVE!! ) and y'all!)

Is that all weird and TMI?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (E3FAu)

682 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

Just by asking the question should tell you the answer.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

683 >>> 651 Why would you even want fried celery!?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (s4dNo)

Rule 35? For every food there's a fried of it. Especially at a fair.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (l6b3d)

684 I need a ruling.

Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a career military and they have an open relationship considering the logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with friends so...

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

Tickled Pink, is that you?

Posted by: HTL at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (RT6n5)

685 Cattails taste kind of like celery.

Grasp the stalk firmly with both hands and yank it firmly straight up (heh heh. heh heh.) and the stalk will pop right out of the root. Hack off the white part at the bottom, usually 5-8 inches, toss the rest and wash the white part thoroughly, then slice and eat raw or cooked just like celery.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (jbF6h)

686
>>JackStraw, you are a saint and a treasure. Thank you for all you do.

A bit too generous in both regards, Jane, but thank you.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)

I gotta back her up on that. I would get a headache navigating all the bullshit. Its why I'm in the wake me when the shooting starts camp.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (9Om/r)

687 Married is married.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (s4dNo)

688 The Japanese fry all sorts of veggies for Tempura, but not that one.

Posted by: Splunge at September 15, 2020 09:04 PM (dOV9E)

-

That's a good point, but more so because I know some of the things the Japanese DO eat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (NKuIh)

689 #641: Right - but you got to get her across the finish line first. And the problem is that she is an enthusiasm euthanasia, she kills it all in a bad way. Despite all of the cheating in place she would need real actual votes outside of Blue strongholds.

I don't see her doing that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (0QYMt)

690 See this is the kind of stuff that comes out when you do a real investigation. The lies are piling up.

>>Mueller Team Had Lisa Page's Phone It Claimed Was Lost, Email Shows

https://tinyurl.com/yxjjhf2w

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

691 Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 09:03 PM (XhWtx)

Now I am too ashamed to tell you what I had for supper tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (2C38g)

692 Is the Street Czar's name Desire?

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

693 Hmmm, Celeriac might be OK to fry. Some of the same flavor, and it's not just water and strings.

Posted by: Splunge at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)

694 Welp, it's official that the Dem-Media Complex is seriously worried about Latinos going for Trump, and some of their female base. Rachel Madcow is leading with storytime about kids in cages, and a Trump official blocking abortions by under-18 illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)

695 JackStraw, you are a saint and a treasure. Thank you for all you do.

A bit too generous in both regards, Jane, but thank you.
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm going long on "booze promised to JackStraw" futures.

Posted by: Miklos, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Smith at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

696 Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 09:03 PM (XhWtx)

And October in Texas for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (2C38g)

697 Seattle now has hired a "Street Czar" for 150k.

__________

"A Street Czar named Desire? Piker." -- Seattle's CO2 Czar making $1.5 million.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (WqPYg)

698 Married is married.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (s4dNo)

I'm in hell.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)

699 Why is Trump sitting down with Snuffalofogus??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:08 PM (s4dNo)

700 692
Is the Street Czar's name Desire?

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

_________

Beaten to the punch yet again in this thread! I must not be drinking enough ... [h/t Dr. Johnny Fever]

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (WqPYg)

701
I need a ruling.

Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a
career military and they have an open relationship considering the
logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her
coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are
open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could
participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with
friends so...

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

So while he's away serving his country you want to snake his wife. yeah, I'm just going to stop there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (9Om/r)

702 Jane, did the chili peel the paint off of the walls?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (Xogdd)

703 Crowded is live streaming Trump's town hall with stephanoffulus

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (s4dNo)

704 Dan Bongino has been talking about this on his podcasts for a while.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 08:53 PM (aQqRN
----------

Dan Bongino knows JackStraw?

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (/669Q)

705 700
692

Is the Street Czar's name Desire?

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

_________

Beaten to the punch yet again in this thread! I must not be drinking enough ... [h/t Dr. Johnny Fever]

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (WqPYg)

I was beaten to the punch also.

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (l3+k2)

706 Sets forest fires. Sets otter fires.
Posted by: Insomniac

FIRE ALL OTTERS

REPEAT

FIRE ALL OTTERS

Posted by: Adm. Miklos to Gridley at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

707 Crowder

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (s4dNo)

708 HHS spokesman says 'buy ammunition' as he claims Democrats are planning armed insurrection after election - and accuses CDC of 'sedition' against president

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6xabbs6

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (3XdZI)

709 ''Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a career military and they have an open relationship considering the logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with friends so''

If you have to ask then you know it's wrong

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (gLRfa)

710 Report back on how that goes. Would suggest welders jacket for prep though.

-

I think flattening it between some reynolds wrap like you can do to meats would remove the majority of the water.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (NKuIh)

711 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)
---
As my grandmother used to tell me, "You KNOW what's right. You may not like it, but you know it."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (sWM8x)

712 why is DJT sitting down with Steffy? It's like sleeping with the enemy.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (11H2y)

713 694: Maddow is just very, very, very upset that people HAVE to present a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry when they wish to enter the United States.

Hell, I have to, and I'm a bloody citizen of this country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 09:11 PM (SSJSf)

714 If you have to ask then you know it's wrong

-

This person gets it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:11 PM (NKuIh)

715 Oh shit, "questions" from the 'audience."

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:11 PM (11H2y)

716 Posted by: Adm. Miklos to Gridley at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ
\
Damn the otters, Gridley!
Full speed ahead!

Posted by: Rear Admiral Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:11 PM (2C38g)

717 Joe knows retail!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (+y/Ru)

718 People will notice that Trump sitting for an interview with Stephie shows how gutless Biden is. And Trump can handle Stephie.

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (l3+k2)

719 FIRE ALL OTTERS
Posted by: Adm. Miklos to Gridley

* looks for otter tubes *

* looks at Adm *

* looks for otter tubes *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (D2I2k)

720 701: Never invite unnecessary drama into your life.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SSJSf)

721 It's after Labor Day so it's time for women to change FWB until next Late Spring. If it's not me, it will be some other lucky dude. So....
Later!

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (QJ7Bt)

722 702 Jane, did the chili peel the paint off of the walls?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (Xogdd)

OMG!! We LOVED it!!! D'Oh said he'd give it multiple thumbs up if he could.

I served it with some diced onion, avocado, and cheese on the side. It was GREAT.

Now I have to go online and find the two ingredients you sent.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

723 Commissar Hrothgar @ 691- Don't be ashamed. We had linguini with alfredo broccolli/mushroom/sauce. Mrs. E looked down at her plate and said this is good but no protein. I thought that was why we were having wine.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (XhWtx)

724 >>why is DJT sitting down with Steffy? It's like sleeping with the enemy.

Because he can.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

725 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)
----
If you think you need a ruling, then you already know the answer.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (MVjcR)

726
Is it still considered bad adultery if ...

Is there a good adultery?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (63Dwl)

727 Why in the hell would Trump's campaign allow him to walk into a den of vipers at ABC and answer audience plants?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (s4dNo)

728 PSA, I will get answers to all of your wonderful emails just as fast as I can.

TxMoMe 2020 . We are gunning for a big time.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (Xogdd)

729 Is that all weird and TMI?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2020 09:05 PM (E3FAu)

First, thank you. Second, I don't think it's weird that you've accepted and embraced who you are. I'm actually quite happy for you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

730 Hell, I have to, and I'm a bloody citizen of this country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 09:11 PM (SSJSf)

Silly citizen, only illegals don't have to have papers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g)

731 Ben Had! I saw you were back earlier today! We sure missed you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (dUJdY)

732 why is DJT sitting down with Steffy? It's like sleeping with the enemy.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (11H2y)

We hates it, hates it forever!

Posted by: George "Gollum" Stephanopoulos at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (2N7oZ)

733 I live in Indiana and I see Biden ads now. Does he really think he can win here? (plus, he looks at least 10 years younger in the ads).

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (3vIkC)

734 701
I need a ruling.

Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a
career military and they have an open relationship considering the
logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her
coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are
open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could
participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with
friends so...

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

So while he's away serving his country you want to snake his wife. yeah, I'm just going to stop there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (9Om/r)

I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas. I'll ask her and if she says no, then I'll leave.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

735 The Husband may be overseas, but probably has access to e-mail. I'd suggest getting his opinion vs. ours

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (8AONa)

736 Big daddy is on with Stephanopoulos? Why?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (Vxu+H)

737 I've posted this before but what the hell. It fits.

https://youtu.be/VAiOjxkCS0g

It fits the video above rather well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (dV48Q)

738 726
Is it still considered bad adultery if ...

Is there a good adultery?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (63Dwl)

Depends on how hot she is.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

739 708- this wouldn't' sound so far-fetched when you remember the attempted massacre of Republican Congressmen, and the assassinations of DJT supporters.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (11H2y)

740 TxMoMe 2020 . We are gunning for a big time.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (Xogdd)
-----
Oh hell yes, and welcome back!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (MVjcR)

741 >>I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas. I'll ask her and if she says no, then I'll leave.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

What a weed.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (xK9An)

742 I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas. I'll ask her and if she says no, then I'll leave.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

Relativism.

Married is married.

Go find a single woman.

Don't be a jodey

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (s4dNo)

743 Jane, Aw shit , they have quit making it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (Xogdd)

744 727- agreed.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (11H2y)

745 This might be too much to ponder, but fried chicken livers-

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 08:54 PM (NKuIh)

STOP.

NOT NO, BUT HELL FUCK NO.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (SSJSf)

746 Married is married.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:06 PM (s4dNo)

See also Ninth Circle of Hell

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

747 Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

I say, dear lady Jane, you ARE going to post that chili recipe, are you not?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:16 PM (2C38g)

748 707 Crowder
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:10 PM (s4dNo)

Chow-da! Say it right!

Posted by: Freddy Quimby at September 15, 2020 09:16 PM (Izzlo)

749 "Mr. President, why did you throw people like me under the bus?"

Oh, these questions are certainly not at all biased.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:16 PM (jbF6h)

750 >>739 708- this wouldn't' sound so far-fetched when you remember the attempted massacre of Republican Congressmen, and the assassinations of DJT supporters. Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (11H2y)

Must've missed this news item.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (xK9An)

751 a Trump official blocking abortions by under-18 illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)

wow, that is going to bring the Catholics and the Protestant hispanics to the Dem heel in a flash.

'Cause there is nothing Hispanic Catholics and Hispanic Protestants love more than abortion for children still in their family homes.

(where is the sarcasm emoji? How can this be a real blog without that?)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (WyVLE)

752 I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas. I'll ask her and if she says no, then I'll leave.
Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

Bad JuJu Based Department.

Karma will bite you in the ass so avoid.

Lots of unattached whores out there so have at them first.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (Z+IKu)

753 I saw Kitten Biscuit open for The Peanut Butter Conspiracy at the Coconut Teaszer in Los Angeles around '69.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)

754 ''I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas. I'll ask her and if she says no, then I'll leave.''

Think she'll tell the truth? You know it's all wrong or you wouldn't need so much affirmation..

When did this turn into a lonely hearts advice line. I thought that ended with Tickled Pink?

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (gLRfa)

755 733 I live in Indiana and I see Biden ads now. Does he really think he can win here? (plus, he looks at least 10 years younger in the ads).
Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (3vIkC)

Just like in '16, when I only ever saw HRC ads, I am only seeing Biden ads.

In TX.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (SSJSf)

756 Can't you guys identify the troll?

*shakes head*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (0QYMt)

757 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

You ain't the one cheating or adultery-ing. That's her. I say Let your moral compass be your guide. But I'm mayhem so yknow, whatever honey.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (Vxu+H)

758 743 Jane, Aw shit , they have quit making it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:15 PM (Xogdd)

NOOOOOO!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

759 See also Ninth Circle of Hell
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Individually or en banc?

Posted by: The Ninth Circuit oh Legal Hell at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

760 Big daddy is on with Stephanopoulos? Why?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 09:14 PM (Vxu+H)
***********
I just started recording it on ABC.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (+YYKs)

761 NOT NO, BUT HELL FUCK NO.

-

Hahaha. Yeah, I gotcha. If you ever stop at a little mom and pop gas station that sells fried chicken, at least try that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (NKuIh)

762 As a friend of mine once said, "Rings don't cover holes". Note: Not advocating that from a Christian perspective. I just always liked the saying.

Posted by: Mookie at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (3vIkC)

763
Is it still considered bad adultery if her husband is overseas as a
career military and they have an open relationship considering the
logistics? She is late 30's. Been with him since college. I avoided her
coming on to me because she was married so I asked tonight if they are
open while he is gone.... this is like the least bad adultery I could
participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with
friends so...

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:01 PM (QJ7Bt)

Hi, Jody.

Is it an open relationship, or did SHE TELL YOU it's an open relationship? I suspect the latter.

You're not asking for advice. You're asking for someone to bless you boning this bitch to ease your guilty conscience. Don't. I can only speak for myself, but if you do it, I will shit on you on every thread I see you on until you crawl into a hole and suck start a .45 or they ban me. Cool?

Have a nice night. You know what the right answer is.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (BAsqb)

764 196 This is funny!
https://tinyurl.com/yykjyf88

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

That was wonderful! What a collection, and sense of humor!

I noticed he has both the Hodge Twins accent, and delivery. Watch it again, you'll see it. He's a white Hodge Twin! LOL!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (j3jZX)

765 Crowder's killing me right now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:19 PM (jbF6h)

766 648 Really scared that Biden is going to kick Trump's ass at the debate. Biden just seems so..what's the word? Oh, yes, formidable.
Posted by: Splunge at September 15, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

I'm more worried that the bar is being set so low that Biden will seem not that bad. Right now all he has to do is complete one sentence in English and not piss himself. That's the actual standard he will be measured against.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 15, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

767 749 "Mr. President, why did you throw people like me under the bus?"

Oh, these questions are certainly not at all biased.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:16 PM (jbF6h)

Trump has big balls no doubt. I'm sure he knew they would be throwing leading questions left and right.

Maybe Trump is just saying fuck it and going after everyone.

Next stop, Cali!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:19 PM (s4dNo)

768 Have a nice night. You know what the right answer is.
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (BAsqb)

Got right to the point you did, well said!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:20 PM (2C38g)

769 this is like the least bad adultery I could participate in, yes? She sent her kids away to spend the night with friends so...

-
Moral considerations aside, people get killed in these situations. Screwing with people's emotions is asking for trouble.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 15, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)

770 Dan Bongino knows JackStraw?

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 09:09 PM (/669Q)

What if JackStraw is Dan Bongino?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 15, 2020 09:20 PM (1fCda)

771 Biden just seems so..what's the word? Oh, yes, formidable.

You mis-spelled "formaldehyde."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:20 PM (jbF6h)

772 Everything is fake. People are fake, joy is fake, love is fake, happiness is fake, hope is fake."----Insomniac

The president's fake. He wears fake suits. And makes speeches on the moooooon!

Posted by: Ren Hoek, wearing a straightjacket at September 15, 2020 09:20 PM (whOIk)

773 huh.

I never wanted to slap a white bitch in Pennsylvania before.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (Bk0np)

774 ''I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas."

How many boyfriends does she have stateside?

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

775 Based Department, it's wrong bro. There has always been (since Vietnam to my experience) what we in the Navy called WestPac widows. Screwed up lots of marriages. Also from personal experience.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (XhWtx)

776 339 Okra > Oprah
Posted by: DR.WTF

Just about anything > Oprah

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (dV48Q)

777 @hollandcourtney

Just when I thought he couldn't get more awkward, Jos� Biden just pulled out his cell phone and started playing Despacito before he began speaking at a Hispanic Heritage Month event.

I have no words.

https://tinyurl.com/y6j4w28y

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)

778 Jane, I'm going to talk to the HEB manager on Thursday to see if I can get a couple of cases.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (Xogdd)

779 For all the time a guy spends here asking the Horde whether he should shtup a married woman, he could've beaten off (twice depending on what kind of shape he's in). Remember, release the prolactin before you see her, not after; the life you save will be your own.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

780 >>What if JackStraw is Dan Bongino?

He's younger, in much better shape and better looking.

I do have better hair. Or hair.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

781 This is pitiful.

Every question is leading

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (s4dNo)

782 damn, the faux-smart chyron at ABC has the first few words of the preamble to the constitution but not the money quote detailing how the Constitution would form a 'more perfect union:" Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and obtain the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity."
the complete opposite, in other words, of the Democrat's game plan.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (11H2y)

783 Isn't there a commandment or something that says something something about adultery?

Nah, Guess not.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (bgBQ/)

784 That's the actual standard he will be measured against.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 15, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

Sadly, when President Trump cannot prove Fermat's Last Theorem verbally, he'll be declared mentally incompetent and unfit for high office!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (2C38g)

785 She sent her kids away to spend the night with friends so...

-

Also this.

You're not just f*cking up a marriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (NKuIh)

786 Odds Philly has a riot tonight with Trump in town?

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (Izzlo)

787 Ignore him.

He doesn't like Arby's.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (Rvt88)

788
You WWII buffs probably heard of this. Total balls of diamond encrusted gold to pull this off:

https://tinyurl.com/y5gwua29

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (6NMl5)

789 Oh crap..is Tickled Pink back?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

790 I'm more worried that the bar is being set so low
that Biden will seem not that bad. Right now all he has to do is
complete one sentence in English and not piss himself. That's the actual
standard he will be measured against.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 15, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

Ha, I've got a foley catheter, jack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (2N7oZ)

791 759 See also Ninth Circle of Hell
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Individually or en banc?
Posted by: The Ninth Circuit oh Legal Hell at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

En banc.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

792 I do have better hair. Or hair.
Posted by: JackStraw

Every one is numbered.

Posted by: Dr. Miklos' Sanctified Hair remedy at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

793 720
701: Never invite unnecessary drama into your life.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SSJSf)

_________

Especially if it involves her children. [ Ask me how I know?]

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (WqPYg)

794 Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (bgBQ/)

I thought that one got rescinded by an Act of Congress!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (2C38g)

795 778 Jane, I'm going to talk to the HEB manager on Thursday to see if I can get a couple of cases.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2020 09:22 PM (Xogdd

I'll bet I can find it online. That chili is GREAT. I wouldn't change or add a thing.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

796 I'm 99% positive he has several girlfriends overseas. I'll ask her and if she says no, then I'll leave.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

Because she wouldn't lie, right?

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (cF8AT)

797 Okay , I have always wanted to slap Snuffalipidpuss.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Bk0np)

798 781 This is pitiful.

Every question is leading

Yep. There were supposed to be "Trump supporters."

I guess that was the "I supported you till you threw me and my diabeetus under the bus" guy who looked like he was about to start crying.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (jbF6h)

799
Just when I thought he couldn't get more awkward, Jose Biden just pulled out his cell phone and started playing Despacito before he began speaking at a Hispanic Heritage Month event.

COOT STATUS: Confirmed

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

800 Sadly, when President Trump cannot prove Fermat's Last Theorem verbally, he'll be declared mentally incompetent and unfit for high office!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:23 PM (2C38g)

--------

Don't count him out.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (6NMl5)

801 Trump just talked about it, so it's on topic.

That guy who shot the two cops in the face? He was not as tall as the police car.

It was a regular car, not an SUV or a Hummer or anything, and he didn't come up to the roof.

I think it was either a kid or a midget or a girl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (q2K0j)

802
Really scared that Biden is going to kick Trump's ass at the debate. Biden just seems so..what's the word? Oh, yes, formidable.
Posted by: Splunge at September 15, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

Oh. Sarcasm. That is SO awesome!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (EGyGV)

803 >>I can only speak for myself, but if you do it, I will shit on you on every thread I see you on until you crawl into a hole and suck start a .45 or they ban me. Cool? Have a nice night. You know what the right answer is. Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (BAsqb)

Your woman. You will give her to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (xK9An)

804 I've seen two libs post about some hysterectomy thing at the border today... what is all this latest outrage now? I assume it's a non-story.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (xU7mE)

805 Welp, it's official that the Dem-Media Complex is seriously worried about Latinos going for Trump, and some of their female base. Rachel Madcow is leading with storytime about kids in cages, and a Trump official blocking abortions by under-18 illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)

Not quite the spin you want to go for with Catholics.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (eoQWY)

806 En banc.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

I'll laugh all the way to the banc.

Posted by: Lefty Plaintiff Miklos Liberace at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

807 You guys know that "Based Department" is a "concerned Christian conservative" troll from this afternoon, correct?

Please say you know it is a troll.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (0QYMt)

808 >>Every one is numbered.

Numbered? Hell, I give them names.

I want them to feel loved.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

809 Troll been trolling all day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (uMlir)

810 ''Oh crap..is Tickled Pink back?''

That's what I thought. Male edition.

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (gLRfa)

811
Nurse, loved your poem up above!

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (tQL7r)

812 Just when I thought he couldn't get more awkward, Jose Biden just pulled out his cell phone and started playing Despacito before he began speaking at a Hispanic Heritage Month event.

I have no words.

https://tinyurl.com/y6j4w28y

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)

-

Holy crap he turns his phone up to play the macarena into the microphone and sort of moves his torso to "dance" along as he grins like everything is great.

I love this timeline.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (NKuIh)

813 Trump is talking over this Marxist midget. I like this.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (Bk0np)

814 The shooter was a fidget.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (jbF6h)

815 Okay , I have always wanted to slap Snuffalipidpuss.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

The shit of it is, Bishop Snuff (his dad) and Mom are two of the nicest folks you could ever want to meet.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (Rvt88)

816 He doesn't believe that Democrats admitted that FF was an operation to

get guns into the hands of Mexican druglords to get Americans killed so

they could tighten restrictions on guns. Doesn't believe me on it at

all.

That is not exactly what they were doing. The Mexican drug lords can get full auto AK-47s, from their fentanyl suppliers, for about $75 each. Getting guns is not a problem for them. The Obama administration wanted to blame the Mexican violence on US guns and gun dealers, so they wanted US Guns found in Mexico. Because ersatz semi auto AK clones are much more expensive than the real things, the cartels wouldn't buy them. So the BATFE had to front the money to the straw purchasers to get them to buy the guns to ship to Mexico. The Cartel said Fk you to Batfe and used one of the FF guns to kill a border patrol agent, and were careful to leave it behind at the murder scene, as a "We know what you are doing."

Posted by: An Observation at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (FCsYG)

817 Fat wave looks like Teahupo.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (99Nt9)

818 Your woman. You will give her to Zod.
Posted by: Zod

Virgins to the right, non-virgins to the left.

Posted by: Miklos, quoting at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

819
I think it was either a kid or a midget or a girl.

Doesn't sound like anyone we know, does it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

820 I think it was either a kid or a midget or a girl.

My money is on.. girl. Half the fucking women in this country are insane.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY)

821 Oh boy, "MAGA is tone deaf for African Americans." Where do they get these people with these questions? Office workers at the DNC?

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (11H2y)

822 810 ''Oh crap..is Tickled Pink back?''

That's what I thought. Male edition.
Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (gLRfa)

Tickled Dick

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (Izzlo)

823 Tami, is that link to the Babylon Bee? That was, uhhh, something. You know what struck me though? Look at his face when whatever he's playing starts up. *That* is a racist.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

824
''Oh crap..is Tickled Pink back?''

That's what I thought. Male edition.
Posted by: Tuna

Tickled Blue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (63Dwl)

825 President Trump, when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (s4dNo)

826 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:13 PM (QJ7Bt)

"Open relationship"? Um, yeah... suuurrree...

My EX husband told his ~~ho bag~~ side-piece that WE had an "open relationship" when we, in fact, DID NOT.

Did I mention he's my EX husband?!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (whOIk)

827 Democrat run cities!!

SAY IT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (Bk0np)

828 >>20 I think it was either a kid or a midget or a girl. insane
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY)

Kidget.

Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (xK9An)

829 Wait, is this adultery stuff a setup to talk about Biden's suiciding wife who also killed their daughter before Dr. Jill saw an opportunity?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (NKuIh)

830 Tickled Dick

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (Izzlo)

I love British food.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (2N7oZ)

831 Jeez, people make a choice to buy guns and they make a choice to do crimes.
This midget is full of of shit.

Posted by: vivi at September 15, 2020 09:27 PM (11H2y)

832 Trump is talking over this Marxist midget. I like this.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Where is this?

Posted by: Miklos, mystified at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

833 Holy crap he turns his phone up to play the macarena into the microphone and sort of moves his torso to "dance" along as he grins like everything is great.

I love this timeline.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (NKuIh)

Like Doctor Evil, "I'm hip, I'm with it"

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (Izzlo)

834
Your woman. You will give her to Zod.
Posted by: Zod at September 15, 2020 09:24 PM (xK9An)

Knock yourself out, bud. We split up a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (BAsqb)

835 ''Trump is talking over this Marxist midget. I like this.''

Dems aren't the only ones who can play that game.

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (gLRfa)

836 Have a nice night. You know what the right answer is.
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 09:18 PM (BAsqb)

Damn, Vanya.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (l5Tat)

837 749
"Mr. President, why did you throw people like me under the bus?"

Oh, these questions are certainly not at all biased.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:16 PM (jbF6h)

_________

Georgie doesn't need to be thrown under the bus -- it passes over him even when he's walking down the street.

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (WqPYg)

838 Mr Trump, why did you personally ship guns and drugs to black communities?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (s4dNo)

839
''Oh crap..is Tickled Pink back?''

That's what I thought. Male edition.

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM

Tickled Dick

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM

Pickled Dink

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (hOA3A)

840 I wonder if Mika told Banjo Boy she and her husband had an open relationship?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

841
I believe that wave video was one of the clips Edward G. Robinson watched in the Euthanasia Center near the end of Soylent Green, wasn't it?

I could be wrong.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 15, 2020 09:29 PM (hoTe0)

842 Where is this?

ABC. Trump is doing a town hall with Stephanopolous and selected leftist plants.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 09:29 PM (q2K0j)

843 It's on ABC

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:29 PM (Bk0np)

844 Mr Trump, why did you personally ship guns and drugs to black communities?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (s4dNo)

Omg! Why didn't we thing of that?!

Posted by: The DNC at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (2N7oZ)

845 Tickled Blue
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

SUPPORT TICKLED BLUE

Posted by: Miklos has also disabled the foreign contribution filter at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

846 805 Welp, it's official that the Dem-Media Complex is seriously worried about Latinos going for Trump, and some of their female base. Rachel Madcow is leading with storytime about kids in cages, and a Trump official blocking abortions by under-18 illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)

------Trump should outlaw Hispanic trans surgery for children.

Then Maddie can say "look Trump is keeping your children from getting their dicks cut off! How racist is he!"

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (6NMl5)

847 Heeeeeeyyyyy, Macarena!

Posted by: Joe B at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (l3+k2)

848 Half the fucking women in this country are insane.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY)

*Types*

*Deletes*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (2C38g)

849 Trump produced the lowest black unemployment ever and this guy thinks that sucks and MAGA is offensive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (s4dNo)

850 Virgins to the right, non-virgins to the left.
Posted by: Miklos, quoting at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

*shuffles off to the left*

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (l5Tat)

851 807 You guys know that "Based Department" is a "concerned Christian conservative" troll from this afternoon, correct?

Please say you know it is a troll.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 15, 2020 09:25 PM (0QYMt)

Based was posting under this name way earlier today.

Each post had a certain stank to it. Close enough to seem genuine, but just "off".

And the posts tonight show it: he's a dick!

Posted by: browndog at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

852 Georgie doesn't need to be thrown under the bus -- it passes over him even when he's walking down the street.
Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2020 09:28 PM (WqPYg)

True, but that was a question from a pathetic "Trump-supporting" (not) weeping soiboi.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:30 PM (jbF6h)

853 Gah. I refuse to watch Trump vs. Clinton's midget.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 15, 2020 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

854 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 09:31 PM (Izzlo)

855 842 Where is this?

ABC. Trump is doing a town hall with Stephanopolous and selected leftist plants.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 15, 2020 09:29 PM (q2K0j)

-------

Who in his right mind in the campaign thought that would be a good idea?

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 15, 2020 09:31 PM (6NMl5)

856 n00d

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at September 15, 2020 09:31 PM (XM0ho)

857 Georgie trying to equate single black mothers to married white couple incomes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2020 09:31 PM (s4dNo)

858 I was interested what Biden was going to do in Florida today, since without Florida he has almost no path to victory.

No one meets him
His route is lined with people waving Trump signs
He speaks incoherently to no audience

The only marginal benefit is they get a local news story about the visit. But none of the footage will help him.

Wasted trip and wasted time. I bet he doesn't come back and they write off Florida. Which means they have to win MI, WI, MN, PA, NV, and NH.

And we haven't even gotten to debates (if they happen)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 15, 2020 09:32 PM (uMlir)

859 Fucking hell.

Steffiefuckulus has no idea that he just shit on Obama's 8 year administration of failure.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 15, 2020 09:32 PM (Bk0np)

860 Night, all. Early early morning tomorrow.

Based, I spoke in anger. I somewhat retract the bit about you blowing your brains out.

But don't do it. I suspect she's fucking lying. Shit like this was at epidemic levels when I was in the early to mid aughts. If she's determined to destroy her family, that's on her, but you're not obliged to help.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 09:32 PM (BAsqb)

861 Speaking of Sundown Joe, I don't know if anyone else has linked to it yet, but this could be the beginning of some effective Biden memes on the same theme:

https://tinyurl.com/y2llmvkj

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 15, 2020 09:32 PM (fdaGE)

862 What chili are we talkin about?

Posted by: Stellar Jones at September 15, 2020 09:32 PM (d6DSt)

863 The first episode of The Beverly Hillbillies just ended on a cable channel labeled IDEA. Absolutely hilarious! They don't make 'em like they used to.

Second episode is beginning.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:33 PM (AMIL/)

864 Odds Philly has a riot tonight with Trump in town?
Posted by: josephistan

Somebody's gonna hurt someone before the night is through.
Somebody's gonna come undone; there's nothin' we can do
Everybody wants to loot somebody, if it takes all night
Everybody wants to take a little chance, make it come out right
There's gonna be a riot tonight, a riot tonight I know
There's gonna be a riot tonight, a riot tonight I know
Lord, I know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 15, 2020 09:33 PM (+y/Ru)

865 Virgins to the right, non-virgins to the left.
Posted by: Miklos, quoting at September 15, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

*shuffles off to the left*
Posted by: Jordan61 at

*prance to the left arms out in dramatic "here I am" pose takes a bow, winks at the judge*

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2020 09:33 PM (Vxu+H)

866 I'm in the JackStraw is kinda cool group.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 09:34 PM (U2p+3)

867 But. I'd rather be sailing.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 09:34 PM (U2p+3)

868 >>>I have no words.

https://tinyurl.com/y6j4w28y
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)

I ain't no ways tard

Posted by: Braenyard at September 15, 2020 09:35 PM (3XdZI)

869 Tickled Dink...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 15, 2020 09:37 PM (ZSK0i)

870 Damn! Lol. She has been coming on to me for over a year. I know of at one guy that was her side piece last year. Husband comes to town and they are married and joined at the hip. I'm positive they don't point out to each other or share pictures of who they are banging that year... or maybe they do. Maybe she has hot wife rules as long as it's safe. He probably has a free pussy pass while he is overseas as long as he plays safe.

They both hang out in the fitness community here in town, which is known to share partners.

I remember when my dad was overseas, my mom gave him free passes because overseas and war.

It is what it is. Not looking for love, just company and affection. If I smell something is up, I'll bolt.

I still believe this is the least worst bad form of adultery you can be involved with if the marriage is open on both ends. It is what it is...

Night.

Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:47 PM (RHH0O)

871 Posted by: Based Department at September 15, 2020 09:47 PM (RHH0O)

Bruh. You're working the wrong room here with this.

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