Source: Jake Tapper "Pestered" Sean Parnell, "Blew Up" His Phone Like an "Obsessed Lunatic," Trying to Convince Him To Deny That He'd Tried To Convince Him Not To Run Against His Democrat Buddy Conor Lamb

Oh my goodness, this headline and subhed.

This sounds an awful lot like the Jake Tapper I know.

He's a Twitter Terrorist, a Direct Message Stalker.


CNN's Jake Tapper pestered GOP candidate Sean Parnell for statement dismissing scandalous DM: source

'Tapper was blowing up his phone like an obsessed lunatic,' a source close to Parnell told Fox News


...

While Tapper has remained silent on the story publicly, he has apparently been working the phones behind the scenes. Calls from Tapper to Parnell have come "multiple times" since the story broke, a source close to Parnell -- who does not work for Parnell’s campaign -- told Fox News.

"I was with Sean the day one of these stories broke. Tapper was blowing up his phone like an obsessed lunatic," the source close to Parnell said. "Everyone knew it. By the end of the day, every time Sean’s phone rang or beeped, half a dozen people would roll their eyes, turn to Sean and ask, 'Tapper?'"

Tapper has also reached out to people close to Parnell, including political allies, attempting to get the Parnell campaign to issue a joint statement that downplays the CNN anchor's actions.

CNN did not immediately respond to a request for comment.


Tapper has behaved like “teenage girl who just lost her prom king boyfriend," the source close to Parnell told Fox News, adding that he would be stunned if Parnell's campaign actually issued a statement defending Tapper.

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM




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1 first in the undernood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:39 PM (UWqZJ)

2 Tapper has also reached out to people close to Parnell, including political allies, attempting to get the Parnell campaign to issue a joint statement that downplays the CNN anchor's actions.

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"Please tell them I'm innocent!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (UWqZJ)

3 We don't have any journalists in this country. What we have are ventriloquist's dummies for the DNC. And that's all.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (OcRm7)

4 Ok, what the flip. I take time away from the blog to "work" and now everything is flippin' flipped up?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (hku12)

5 The comments match the drapes

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (BDv0U)

6 This is craziest post ever: UNDER the nood, red and slanty!

Sounds like Chairman Mao.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (HEEq1)

7 What's with all the red?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (LGXGf)

8 FLAMING UNDERNOOD!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (q177U)

9 Top 20?

Posted by: Dad of Had at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (pB6Gt)

10 Wake me up when Tapper is publicly fired. Smarmy turd needs a good dose of reality administered hard.

Posted by: acethepug at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (+HMLE)

11 We don't have any journalists in this country. What we have are ventriloquist's dummies for the DNC. And that's all.
Posted by: LGoPs at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (OcRm7)


Some people believe the Democrat pols are ventriloquist dummies themselves, and the corporate media feeds them their lines, rather than the other way around.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

12 Several months back we had red, bold and like 30 point font. It was very empowering.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BDv0U)

13 BREAKING NEWS : Jake Tapper comes out as bisexual, states " That should do it, right?"

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (tUvF0)

14 1 first in the undernood
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


You get an asterisk in the Record Book of Firsts.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (HEEq1)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

16 ah- the comment color matches the wildfires burning the left coast. Well played sir.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is angry at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (1+Jvs)

17 Red like fire

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (kA3Cp)

18 Red skies at night.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

19 I deny every word and anybody who doubts me is disrespecting the veterans.

Posted by: Jake Tamper at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BD0Jm)

20 Wow, red and Italianic.

I feel like Mussolini.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (HaL55)

21 10 Wake me up when Tapper is publicly fired. Smarmy turd needs a good dose of reality administered hard.
Posted by: acethepug at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (+HMLE)

========

Tapper is the only thing keeping CNN from being 100% Democrat, and that's purely because of his NT fanboi base.

Gotta keep him for "objectivity."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (UWqZJ)

22 I'm not a RED!

Posted by: Jake Tamper at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BD0Jm)

23 Red, red lines
Go to my head

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)

24 Oooh! Red! Never seen that before.

Also, good. Let the humiliation wash over you, Jake.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (hYcqw)

25 In under 30

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (1eJby)

26 14 1 first in the undernood
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You get an asterisk in the Record Book of Firsts.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (HEEq1)

========

I have so many people to thank...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (UWqZJ)

27 Ace's true colors finally showing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (tUvF0)

28 So much blood

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (hulRB)

29 Redrum.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (ukNFU)

30 A report said Sunday Night Football ratings were down 30%.


Whoops.

Whoopsie!!!

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (BDv0U)

31 I wonder if there are photos of Tapper and Lamb floating around. You know.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (kA3Cp)

32 Release the transcripts of the texts.

Embarrass that POS toad.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Tapper is the respectable one on CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

34 MAGA

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (BDv0U)

35
Was Conor Lamb the one with the herpes sore?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (s2VJv)

36 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (Do5/p)

37 Better dead than red.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (e8vAd)

38 I've been raping children. You know that, right?

Posted by: Jake Tamper at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (BD0Jm)

39 The source needs to provide evidence of this, not just rumors.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (HFvfO)

40 Oh, now I get it. All the red: it's subliminal. Positively diabolical. Well played, sir!

Posted by: Old Dude at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (LGXGf)

41 Seeing Red Again.

Posted by: Chevelle at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (GqqbG)

42 Tapper has pix of somebody with a goat or two.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (RuIsu)

43

America if it votes for Biden.

Ace Impressionism.

Posted by: Greange at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (KKPmT)

44 Red Dead Redemption.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Lamb's too old for me.

An actual lamb, though?

Baaaa!

Posted by: Jake Tamper at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (BD0Jm)

46 Wow... under-nood, over-red and italicans everywhere, oh my!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (Do5/p)

47 What's black and white and red all over.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (BDv0U)

48 Must not comment about the red text. Must not comment about the red text. Must not ...

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (/IXBP)

49 Seeing Red Again.
Posted by: Chevelle at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (GqqbG)


Well played.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

50 So how is that race going?Is Lamb ahead or behind?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

51 >>>>A report said Sunday Night Football ratings were down 30%.


Whoops.

Whoopsie!!!
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (BDv0U)

30% down is TIGHT!

Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)

52 test.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (UWqZJ)

53
Tapper has pix of somebody with a goat or two.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM


they're probably selfies

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (N2K+q)

54 Given there is an undernood, I assume we will also have a time-bisected post next.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (kA3Cp)

55 Red one standing by.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (tUvF0)

56 undernood redness

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (nUhF0)

57 This reeks of estrogen and disappointment induced rage.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (+QDTy)

58 This blog now looks like the Oregon and California skies after the wildfires.

AoSHQ 2049

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Do5/p)

59 So how is that race going?Is Lamb ahead or behind?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

Dead heat

Posted by: Chevelle at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (GqqbG)

60 [p style="color:black"]test.[/p]

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)

61 Simply.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (HaL55)

62 I gotta take a nap, my eyes are bleeding.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (4thlk)

63 This thread's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bD0gtvfqoM

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

64 59 So how is that race going?Is Lamb ahead or behind?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

Dead heat

Bummer

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Zmnko)

65 Red shift.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (5v5Zx)

66 60 [p style="color:black"]test.[/p]
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)

You sure showed the blog what for.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (BDv0U)

67 Thread is either on fire, or we have the clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (dGKUu)

68 [p style="color:black"]test.[/p]
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)

D+

Posted by: Tech Sergeant Chen at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Ez6QX)

69 Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (ay9ID)

70 If I say "It's red" will it go away?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Zmnko)

71 HTML Tags.

HOW DO THEY WORK!??!?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Does this mean it's doomsday? I only ask because Joe Biden mentioned it.

Posted by: huerfano at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (9dnxb)

73 What's all this fuss from Andy Gillum about love existing on a
speculum?? I've never dated a gynecologist in my life! And no lady enjoys that thing up her hoohaw!

And why is everything red?? That's in very bad taste just like this Gillum fellow.

Posted by: emily litella at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (an7Mv)

74 The blog has blood coming out of its eyes, blood coming out of wherever.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (BDv0U)

75 Red, red whine comes from my head
Makes me lament that I need power so

Red, red whine it's up to you
All the nagging I can I have done
You must do as I say

Posted by: Jake Tapper, poorly channeling UB40 at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

76 Red wave bitches.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (CLxLY)

77 You sure showed the blog what for.


The blog is not swayed by Prometheus fanbois.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (q2K0j)

78 Template for the Parnell campaign, feel free to share it with them:

At this time we would like to state unequivocally that Jake Tapper did not ask Sean Parnell to participate in a three-way tryst with Andrew Gillum, despite any reports that state otherwise.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (SchxB)

79 I need some Visine.

Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (qKfc+)

80 Red Rover, Red Rover standing by...

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (j9V6d)

81 today is a red letter day

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (nFwvY)

82 Do we get Red Wings for an undernood with red font?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (DMUuz)

83 [font color="black"]

How about that?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Off, Galaxy Quest sock.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)

85 Blog needs some calamine.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (pMGkg)

86 Fail......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

87 The rare, red italic Undernood.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (j9V6d)

88 Thread is either on fire, or we have the clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (dGKUu)


Do not take Truvada if you are allergic to Truvada.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (AiZBA)

89 If I say "It's red" will it go away?

You gotta say it 3 times. While standing in front of the mirror. After you eat a teaspoonful of instant cofveve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (HaL55)

90 47

What's black and white and red all over.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM

Black and white cookie dipped in strawberry sauce?

The thing from the Tom Cruise movie "Legend" wearing a tuxedo?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (Do5/p)

91 Do we get Red Wings for an undernood with red font?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (DMUuz)


Ewwwww.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Redd Foxx standing by.

Posted by: Redd Foxx at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (tUvF0)

93 Red Sector A & Red Barchetta

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (1Dmt5)

94 A big red one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (5v5Zx)

95 There's a red house over yonder....

Posted by: Redenzo at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (E7vND)

96 The blog is red, but not yet swollen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (kA3Cp)

97 REDRUM

Posted by: Greange at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (KKPmT)

98 CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

@SonicDeanBoom

Joe has Roaches.

https://tinyurl.com/y45a8rnr

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (cF8AT)

99 The blog is not swayed by Prometheus fanbois.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Covenant fanbois at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (DMUuz)

100 AH, the old red undernood gambit.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (ZI4/t)

101
10 if (comment color = red)
20 then [goto 30]
30 turn comments black
40 else
50 [fuck it]

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (BDv0U)

102 I see a red post and I want it to be black.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (+y/Ru)

103 87 The rare, red italic Undernood.
Posted by: garrett

like the 64 flaming skulls. no one who wasn't there believes it.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (nFwvY)

104 Now get out there and play your hearts out!

Posted by: Red Auerbach at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (q2K0j)

105
Italican Commies.... I hate Italican Commies

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (EGyGV)

106
Red under nood in morning morons take warning.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (PtOP4)

107 [font color="black"]

How about that?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)


Lighting bolt, Lighting Bolt, LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (hku12)

108 REDRUMDERNOOD

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (nUhF0)

109 I'll put this fire out!

Posted by: Red Adair at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (Zmnko)

110 67

Thread is either on fire, or we have the clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM

The blog
The blog
The blog is on fire.
We don't need no water, let the MF-er burn!

Posted by: Bloodhound Gang at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (Do5/p)

111 CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!

@SonicDeanBoom
Joe has Roaches.
https://tinyurl.com/y45a8rnr
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
The ludicrousness of his rambling Green Nude Eel crap is far more absurd than a little bug being there.

Posted by: Jake Tapper, poorly channeling UB40 at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (hYcqw)

112 Red 22! Red 22! Hut! Hut-hut!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (5v5Zx)

113 Climate Change!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (Zmnko)

114 Red rocket....

https://youtu.be/I1d1UKTwXwI

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Sigh.

:: Sprays UBIK sock restorer ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

116 I remember the 64 flaming skulls

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (RusNE)

117 I have seen the signal and now I must grant any wish you have. Rules are rules.

Posted by: Karen Gillan at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (BDv0U)

118 REDRUM
Posted by: Greange at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (KKPmT)


I don't know why that has me laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (hku12)

119 Red Skelton standing by.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (pMGkg)

120 Did he at least try to bribe him with a blowjob?

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (svs9j)

121 The whole main page below this post is italicized now. I blame TJM.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

122 Joe has Roaches.


SCOAMF had flies and rats.

"There's your sign..."

/Bill Engvall

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (HaL55)

123 L'affaire de Busty Lesbian Pr0n is beginning to make sense.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (DMUuz)

124 A report said Sunday Night Football ratings were down 30%.


Whoops.

Whoopsie!!!
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (BDv0U)

30% down is TIGHT!
Posted by: Max Power



The Left: "How viewership being down 30% is great for the game!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (dGKUu)

125 Red Buttons standing by.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (pMGkg)

126 Everyone knows Jake Tapper is addicted to Dem semen.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (xXx5y)

127 Joe has Roaches.

https://tinyurl.com/y45a8rnr
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (cF8AT)

GROSS

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

128
I LOVE this post!

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (EGyGV)

129 Simply Red standing by.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (pMGkg)

130

The Left: "How viewership being down 30% is great for the game!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (dGKUu)


You stole our headline!!!!!

Posted by: The Bulwork at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Red red whi-ine...

Posted by: Karen UB40 at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (q2K0j)

132 Yeah, we just saw members of the media stand up to applaud after Biden answers a question on the fly (holy cow), and soon after that NPR reporters are blocking emergency room entrances and yelling WE HOPE THEY DIE in regards to the two cops shot in LA.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (ySswD)

133 I have seen the signal and now I must grant any wish you have. Rules are rules.
Posted by: Karen Gillan


I want unlimited wishes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (dGKUu)

134 Is this the UnderNood?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (YYlyE)

135 Wow. Shits getting real. Blood in the streets.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (NzOVz)

136 Red Luftballoons

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (nFwvY)

137 It's hard to be serious when it looks like it's been written by a retarded crack monkey. I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (BDv0U)

138 >>> CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!
@SonicDeanBoom
Joe has Roaches.
https://tinyurl.com/y45a8rnr
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (cF8AT)

Why are there always roaches and flies on these cretins?

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Rbfr/)

139 Everything is on fire

Posted by: Blanco at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Ay9RF)

140 ?Is this a takeover by Red State ?

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (xXx5y)

141 Let us bow our heads for the Man Prayer.

/Red Green

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (HaL55)

142
BREAKING: 9th Circuit has given the Trump administration a green light to proceed with deportation of about 300,000 El Salvadorans by ending the 'temporary protected status' they've had for up to 20 years. 2-1 ruling today.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (1Dmt5)

143 hey. um...

well so a federal court just ruled our PA Governor's orders are unconstitutional !!!!

and can never be replicated.

and end right now, today.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (j9HX3)

144 Red Luftballoons

Thanks.. Now I have that stupid song in my head

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Zmnko)

145 For some reason, the comments are all red...

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

146 10-4 good buddy!

Posted by: Red Sovine at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (5v5Zx)

147 Red Adair standing by.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (pMGkg)

148 BREAKING: 9th Circuit has given the Trump administration a green light to proceed with deportation of about 300,000 El Salvadorans by ending the 'temporary protected status' they've had for up to 20 years. 2-1 ruling today.


another great ruling today!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (j9HX3)

149 Helen Reddy standing by.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (tUvF0)

150 Reminds me of the skies here in Oregon.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (2sCft)

151 Let us bow our heads for the Man Prayer.

/Red Green
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



I can change. If I have to. I guess.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (dGKUu)

152 121 The whole main page below this post is italicized now. I blame TJM.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

153 BREAKING: 9th Circuit has given the Trump administration a green light to proceed with deportation of about 300,000 El Salvadorans by ending the 'temporary protected status' they've had for up to 20 years. 2-1 ruling today.

hey. um...

well so a federal court just ruled our PA Governor's orders are unconstitutional !!!!

and can never be replicated.

and end right now, today.
=======

Schadenbonerific!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (vg8iE)

154 Profundo rosso italicans

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (786Ro)

155
Thanks.. Now I have that stupid song in my head
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Zmnko)


The German or English version?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Red Hot Motley Crue

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (1Dmt5)

157 Red Luftballoons


They're just Luftballons in the German song. They had to add red to make up for the missing syllable in American.

Posted by: Nena at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (q2K0j)

158 well so a federal court just ruled our PA Governor's orders are unconstitutional !!!!


Let's paint the blog red in celebration!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Zmnko)

159 They say freak
When you're singled out
The red
Well it filters through

So lay down
The threat is real
When his sight
Goes red again

Seeing red again
Seeing red again

Posted by: Chevelle at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Do5/p)

160 142
BREAKING: 9th Circuit has given the Trump administration a green light to proceed with deportation of about 300,000 El Salvadorans by ending the 'temporary protected status' they've had for up to 20 years. 2-1 ruling today.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (1Dmt5)

=========

It just took 40 years, but the Carter effect on the 9th Circuit seems to have finally begun to wane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

161 151 Let us bow our heads for the Man Prayer.

/Red Green
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

I can change. If I have to. I guess.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (dGKUu)

Cuando omni funcus moritati

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (/EuRN)

162 hey. um...

well so a federal court just ruled our PA Governor's orders are unconstitutional !!!!

and can never be replicated.

and end right now, today.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (j9HX3)


Which orders?

The China wuwu restrictions??

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)

163 University of Chicago English Department says they will reject any applicant who isn't going to do "Black Studies."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2w9k9wx

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (YYlyE)

164 The German or English version?

Either

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (Zmnko)

165 I told you so!

Posted by: zombie enoch powell at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (an7Mv)

166 158 well so a federal court just ruled our PA Governor's orders are unconstitutional !!!!


Let's paint the blog red in celebration!
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Zmnko)

========

If a governor can't do it, does the Left expect Trump to be able to do it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (UWqZJ)

167 Are you all hopped up on drugs? Some dumbass flipped the red text switch.

Posted by: Red Forman at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (5v5Zx)

168 Oh the poor veterans, they're going to get so much attention from him now--havent they suffered enough?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (IIU8X)

169 I'm adding the link to the Pittsburgh Gazette about today's ruling!

so excited!

SCREW YOU WOLF!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (j9HX3)

170
Holy Crap.

I step away for 30 minutes for a coffee and we have a Red Diaper Baby undernood WITH Italicains.....

WHAT THE *HELL* IS GOING ON UP IN HEYAH?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

171 This post is travelling through Red Route One. Next turn on my mark in five seconds......

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (dfRN6)

172 I hope the comment section has little flames coursing throughout on the night Trump wins reelection

Posted by: Matthew Martin at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (ZR7kf)

173 SCREW YOU WOLF!
======

Not even with Cousin It's dick!

Posted by: Gov. Wolf at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (vg8iE)

174 I'm thinking that Ace let his pet monkey run the site today.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (kA3Cp)

175 Close tags! How do they work???

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

176 There is no way Biden will do the debates. He can't give off the cuff answers. Set the scene:

Biden is asked a question about foreign policy.

Hold on a second, while he riffles through a sheaf of notes. I've got it here somewhere... Come on, Man.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (NzOVz)

177 That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

Mmmm hmmm. You and your "test" posts. You wrecked the blog.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Ez6QX)

178 Hast du etwas Zeit fuer mich?
Singe ich ein Lied fuer dich...

Posted by: Nena at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (q2K0j)

179 Remember when OM said he'd often wondered how Ace could have posted pr0n?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (/IXBP)

180

WTF?????

Posted by: G-Spot Jones at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (d6DSt)

181 University of Chicago English Department says they will reject any applicant who isn't going to do "Black Studies."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2w9k9wx
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (YYlyE)


Uh, that should be "Red Studies". Please try to keep up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (AiZBA)

182 I Saw Red

Posted by: Warrant at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

183 oooo red red red!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (W2Pud)

184 My gal is red hot!


Your gal is diddly squat.

Posted by: Razz-Ma-Tazz at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (5v5Zx)

185 This thread has a fever and is infected...

Posted by: Red Skelton at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (MMAF9)

186 Schadenbonerific!

Now they need to lift our lockdowns and ID10T mask orders down here today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (HaL55)

187 Geez, and I thought that damn Chicken Roaster sign was bad... this is worse...

It's killing me, I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of the Ace of Spades!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (Do5/p)

188 177 That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

Mmmm hmmm. You and your "test" posts. You wrecked the blog.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Ez6QX)

=========

Even if they did anything, which they didn't, the comments section doesn't affect the main page because the main page doesn't access the comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (UWqZJ)

189 It just took 40 years, but the Carter effect on the 9th Circuit seems to have finally begun to wane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

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Trump and Turtle have replaced something like 5/8s of th jurists.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

190 Is this the Covid-19 version of the blog?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

191 University of Chicago English Department says they will reject any applicant who isn't going to do "Black Studies."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2w9k9wx

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (YYlyE)

So 10k students graduate with Black Studies degrees? Kinda flooding the market there.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (uhPTO)

192 SCREW YOU WOLF!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (DMUuz)

193 I see a black comm and I want to paint it red

I see the Ewoks go by in their summer fur
I have to turn my head until the redness goes

Posted by: the rolling stones at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (an7Mv)

194 Even if they did anything, which they didn't, the comments section doesn't affect the main page because the main page doesn't access the comments.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (UWqZJ)

I know. I'm just messing with you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)

195 I just paid $50 for 25 shells of Winchester SuperX #4 Buckshot and I'm seeing red.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (YYlyE)

196 I knew it. I just farking knew it...THIS BLOG IS A COMMIE FRONT

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

197 von neunundneunzig Luftballons
und dass so 'was von so 'was kommt

ba da da dump

Posted by: Nena at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (q2K0j)

198 Gang way! Red Ball Express coming thru!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (5v5Zx)

199 185

This thread has a fever and is infected...

Posted by: Red Skelton at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (Do5/p)

200
Red! I want red, there's no substitute for red
Red! Paint it red, green ain't mean compared to red

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (EGyGV)

201 JM, I think you missed a close bracket

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (kA3Cp)

202 I'm thinking that Ace let his pet monkey run the site today.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (kA3Cp)


I hate fucking monkeys!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (AiZBA)

203 /* MOAR REDZ */

color: rgb(255,0,0)
}

Posted by: CSS at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (786Ro)

204
Mmmm hmmm. You and your "test" posts. You wrecked the blog.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

Wait... Wut??

Who gave the keys to the blog to Prometheus over there?!?!?!

Is he even old enough to DRIVE???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

205 189 It just took 40 years, but the Carter effect on the 9th Circuit seems to have finally begun to wane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)

-----

Trump and Turtle have replaced something like 5/8s of th jurists.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

=========

I say we split the circuit today into two, and Trump gets to nominate all the judges to fill out the new spaces required for two full circuits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (UWqZJ)

206 I hate fucking monkeys!
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (AiZBA)

------

Then stop putting your dick in them....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

207
I hate fucking monkeys!
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (AiZBA)


Seek help. You should stop fucking them. That's how we got AIDS.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

208 155
Thanks.. Now I have that stupid song in my head
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Zmnko)

The German or English version?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)


The baboon version.


https://youtu.be/gKULG58SCuk

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (G2zl5)

209 204
Mmmm hmmm. You and your "test" posts. You wrecked the blog.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

Wait... Wut??

Who gave the keys to the blog to Prometheus over there?!?!?!

Is he even old enough to DRIVE???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

=========

I do have the keys, by the way.

*evil smile*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (UWqZJ)

210 Lucille Ball registered as commie in 1936 and 1938, and had some splainin' to do to the HUAC. Her husband Desi told their audience: "The only thing red about Lucy is her hair, and that's not even legit".
True story.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (DJFLF)

211 Did the High Plains Drifter wander through here?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (5v5Zx)

212 Ok...this is hurting my eyes...

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHIN'!

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (cF8AT)

213 Red rain is coming down
Red rain
Red rain is pouring down
Pouring down all over me

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (dfRN6)

214 TWO BEATS OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHDaXEDWbqs

Posted by: FUGAZI at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (74UoY)

215 red text is kinda cool

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (a0IVu)

216 Wolverines!

Posted by: Really Red Dawn at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (uhPTO)

217 Everytime I see a post about Tapper, all I can see is red.

Posted by: Mr Fabulist at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (1DlmY)

218 The Doppler red-shift is due to ace reversing time.


Blog posts will appear from top to bottom from now on.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (Bk0np)

219 ain't no cure for the summertime reds

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (nFwvY)

220 test

Posted by: CSS at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (786Ro)

221 I do have the keys, by the way.

*evil smile*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (UWqZJ)

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Great.

At some point AoSHQ will become an unbelievable crash landed rolling doughnut.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

222 TWO BEATS OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHDaXEDWbqs
Posted by: FUGAZI




ONE FINISHES LAST.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (dGKUu)

223 TWO BEATS OFF


No, one beats off. Two beat off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, grammarist at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (q2K0j)

224
The baboon version.


https://youtu.be/gKULG58SCuk
Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (G2zl5)


I miss Dr. Demento.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Ezekiel 28:23

Posted by: he said 'the end is nigh' at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (an7Mv)

226 @tomselliott


@JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out? How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"

https://tinyurl.com/y5sllnzk

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (cF8AT)

227 -
--

TWO BEATS OFF



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHDaXEDWbqs

Posted by: FUGAZI at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM
--------------------

You mean like a first date?

Posted by: Andrew Gillam at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (pMGkg)

228 Red Undernood!

What does it mean?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

229

The Red Tide has arrived...

Posted by: Ho-House Jones at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (d6DSt)

230 I miss Dr. Demento.

Fish heads, fish heads

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Zmnko)

231 I think this blog has a case of the Mondays...

Posted by: Annoying Fat Secretary in Office Space at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Do5/p)

232 Little red cups of mystery.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (5v5Zx)

233 @JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out? How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"

https://tinyurl.com/y5sllnzk
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (cF8AT)


Literally, none of them.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Reds under the...nood?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (N3El/)

235
@JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out? How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"

Trump is God!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Zmnko)

236 Red as the head as a dick on a dog!

Posted by: Jasper at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (ayph+)

237 Lucille Ball registered as commie in 1936 and 1938, and had some splainin' to do to the HUAC.+++
Yeah, and there was that Red Star Express movie that was nothing more than a Hollyweird homage to the Rodina.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (LGXGf)

238 Better dead than red .

Wait...reverse that

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (2DOZq)

239 I think this blog has a case of the Mondays...
Posted by: Annoying Fat Secretary in Office Space at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Do5/p)


You're gonna get your ass kicked for saying that around here.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AiZBA)

240 The husband beats off

Posted by: The Paolo at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (786Ro)

241 Has the blog gone full Commie?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AFSld)

242
Little red cups of mystery.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (5v5Zx)


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That was on Rush's last album.... right??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

243 The '60's band Cyrkle hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (HaL55)

244 Holy shit close your tags, ya filthy animal

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (HhaYz)

245 Even if they did anything, which they didn't, the comments section doesn't affect the main page because the main page doesn't access the comments.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (UWqZJ)

I know. I'm just messing with you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)

And now I'm picturing what would happen if stuff people put in the comments actually affected the front page. That would be both hilarious and horrific.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (Ez6QX)

246

Red Rocket Rover...

Posted by: I-Job Jones at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (d6DSt)

247 Red the content

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (k/TB6)

248 SCREW YOU WOLF!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM

Werewolf?

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (BDv0U)

249 More people will die than net neutrality and the tax cuts combined!!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (pw+jk)

250 Dawn of The Red Font

Posted by: John Roberts at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (HrMC1)

251 Werewolf?
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (BDv0U)


There wolf!

Posted by: Igor at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (AiZBA)

252
I think this blog has a case of the Mondays...
Posted by: Annoying Fat Secretary in Office Space at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Do5/p)

------


*closes eyes*

*Remembers Susannah Hoffs

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

253 Biden's out standing in his field.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3vulvqq

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (YYlyE)

254 the source close to Parnell told Fox News, adding that he would be stunned if Parnell's campaign actually issued a statement defending Tapper.


Is Parnell GOPe? If so, such a statement could happen.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (786Ro)

255 I RED your book, you bastard!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (HrMC1)

256 SCREW YOU WOLF!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM

Werewolf?
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (BDv0U)


There. There wolf.

Posted by: Igor at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (5v5Zx)

257
I'm Angry.

Posted by: The Red Planet at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (EGyGV)

258 Trump is God!
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Zmnko)

The sick thing is they plan to burn the suburbs down the moment they get in.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (BDv0U)

259 you shot your eye out

Posted by: Red Ryder at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (nFwvY)

260 Red Dawn Patrol

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (5v5Zx)

261 This is not the Red Ryder I wanted for Christmas!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (HaL55)

262 I think I have Biden eyes. Everything looks red.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (kA3Cp)

263
I have a red font
And I want to paint it black

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (786Ro)

264 RED Spades?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (HrMC1)

265 And now I'm picturing what would happen if stuff people put in the comments actually affected the front page. That would be both hilarious and horrific.
Posted by: Jordan61


Pics and .gifs. Memes as far as the eye could see.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (dGKUu)

266 I'll bet Tapper is seeing red. I know I am.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

267 >>> Remember when OM said he'd often wondered how Ace could have posted pr0n? Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (/IXBP)

Speaking of... for the Ettes that did not know, Chris Evans posted a pic of a wang the other day. It caused a ruckus on social media. I have not seen, but the pics are out there if you want to find them.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (Rbfr/)

268 bonhomme, that's ...... pricey, for a box of shotshells.

I assume for "home defense"? #4 buck was tagged in a kind of study done a while back as a good home defense load - quite lethal but less penetration, thus less danger of collateral damage.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (OTzUX)

269 Pathological liars gotta lie. But CNN will kiss ass

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (ONvIw)

270 The Ace Of Hearts companion blog

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:11 PM (BDv0U)

271 Take us to the Zahl homeworld. Prepare a new set of calculations. We
must erase the entire species from time, every life form... every
molecule. Set text to 'Red'.

Posted by: red forman on star trek voyager at September 14, 2020 02:11 PM (an7Mv)

272 Ace, you magnificent bastard -

I Red Your Blog!

Posted by: Zombie Patton at September 14, 2020 02:11 PM (vmdvt)

273 At least Ace didn't accidentally link any busty lesbian pron.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

274 So apparently no COB with the correct key is currently on the thread.

We can misbehave!

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:11 PM (cF8AT)

275 This is all fucked up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (UixLE)

276 Speaking of... for the Ettes that did not know, Chris Evans posted a pic of a wang the other day. It caused a ruckus on social media. I have not seen, but the pics are out there if you want to find them.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (Rbfr/)

I found them this morning. Meh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (Ez6QX)

277 We can link gifs now?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

278 This blog needs a kotex

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (HrMC1)

279 20 years! Why that goes back to Clintoon

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (ONvIw)

280 So apparently no COB with the correct key is currently on the thread.



We can misbehave!


*starts looking for the key to the liquor cabinet*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (HaL55)

281 Its over, the reds are everywhere

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (qlFIA)

282 That time of the month, Ace??

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (HrMC1)

283 Tapper has behaved like teenage girl who just lost her prom king boyfriend," the source close to Parnell told Fox News, adding that he would be stunned if Parnell's campaign actually issued a statement defending Tapper.



Andrew Gillum is available

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)

284 It's a red letter day.

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (UmCPR)

285
I think I have Biden eyes.

-------

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness
so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through BIDEN eyes


Boom lay. Bomlay Boom.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

286 >>> I think this blog has a case of the Mondays...

More like the 2020s. Confusing and en fuego!

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (Rbfr/)

287 @no_silenced

A transgender woman who describes herself as a 'Satanic anarchist' has won the Republican Party nomination for sheriff in a New Hampshire county after running on a platform of 'F*** the police.'

Come on people..Please research your candidates and not just checkmark the (R) box

https://tinyurl.com/y3fwblmx

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

288 It's still amazing and raises many questions that Trump would even be aware of the reality-based alternative analysis community that has been talking sense on C19 for months, much less retweet one of the prominent twitter figures in that group.

I really want to know what the discussions of the "task force" involving Atlas have been like.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (OTzUX)

289

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (786Ro)

290 This is like being in the control room at Chernoble.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (5v5Zx)

291 Tapper always looks like he's having his period.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

292 Even the spades are red!

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (786Ro)

293 So apparently no COB with the correct key is currently on the thread.

We can misbehave!
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:11 PM (cF8AT)


Ain't Misbehavin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R64FBzsVsYg

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (AiZBA)

294 Chris Evans posted a pic of a wang the other day. It caused a ruckus on social media.

___

Meh, I've seen bigger

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (qlFIA)

295 This is in honor of the Redskins victory, right?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (UixLE)

296 University of Chicago English Department says they will reject any applicant who isn't going to do "Black Studies."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2w9k9wx
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (YYlyE)
+++++++++
Remember the Chicago Statement on Free Expression? That great thing that the University of Chicago published back in 2014 to try to offset the wokeness and cancel culture on campus, by re-emphasizing their commitment to free speech and free inquiry? Specifically when they said this:
It is for the individual members of the University community, not for the University as an institution, to make those judgments for themselves, and to act on those judgments not by seeking to suppress speech, but by openly and vigorously contesting the ideas that they oppose.

Nice to know they meant all that crap about the university not being a vehicle for institutional suppression of speech or debate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (hYcqw)

297 I assume for "home defense"? #4 buck was tagged in a kind of study done a while back as a good home defense load - quite lethal but less penetration, thus less danger of collateral damage.

Yes, it's for home defense purposes. I have 00 Buck, but I've read good things about #4.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (YYlyE)

298 Scarlet Letters

Posted by: Nate Hawthorne at September 14, 2020 02:14 PM (HrMC1)

299 Hey we're not undernood anymore. Making progress...

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (Ez6QX)

300 Even this thread is an under nood.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

301 5 The comments match the drapes
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (BDv0U)


I cannot stop laughing at this...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (zAIaw)

302
Nice to know they meant all that crap about the
university not being a vehicle for institutional suppression of speech
or debate.
***

Until someone pays a price for this sort of ideological discrimination why would they stop?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (qlFIA)

303 Afternoon.

Is it me or are the comments really red?

Like...slutty red.

Is Ace trying to imply something?

Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (ecIwn)

304 Scarlet Letters


Je suis arrive'

Posted by: Pimpernel at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (q2K0j)

305 If your undernood is red for more than four hours, see your doctor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (kA3Cp)

306
Is it me or are the comments really red?


Like...slutty red.


***

I blame the Karen Gillian comments in the earlier thread

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (qlFIA)

307 Come on people..Please research your candidates and not just checkmark the (R) box

Seriously.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (YYlyE)

308 I have 00 Buck, but I've read good things about #4.

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I love 00.

Its like a dozen little 38 caliber projectiles all heading in the same direction.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

309 Ace must have had an interesting weekend.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

310 Scarlett O'Hara

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (HaL55)

311 Werewolf?

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (BDv0U)

He's stalking the hell outta that gas station.

Posted by: Great MST3K Lines at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (uhPTO)

312
I assume for "home defense"? #4 buck was tagged in a kind of study done a while back as a good home defense load - quite lethal but less penetration, thus less danger of collateral damage.

Yes, it's for home defense purposes. I have 00 Buck, but I've read good things about #4.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (YYlyE)






I rather suspect that the differences between the two loads is kind of marginal. I mean, we're talking 12 gauge at conversational distances. Both loads are gonna paint your walls red if you have to use them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (EGyGV)

313 I assume for "home defense"? #4 buck was tagged in a kind of study done a while back as a good home defense load - quite lethal but less penetration, thus less danger of collateral damage.

Yes, it's for home defense purposes. I have 00 Buck, but I've read good things about #4.
Posted by: bonhomme


Longest distance in my home without a wall or turn in the way? 25ft.

At that range, anything from 4 shot to 00 Buck will stop someone coming out of a full choke.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (dGKUu)

314 REDRUM !!!!!

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (BySB9)

315 I don't have anything to add, I just like seeing my comment in red.

Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (w7KSn)

316 nood

this thread is, anyway

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (786Ro)

317 Back in black...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (ZI4/t)

318 In the future everyone will have a dick pic up for 15 minutes

Posted by: Andy Warhol at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (HrMC1)

319 Gah! My eyes!

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

320 Better Dead than RED!!!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

321 I blame the Karen Gillian comments in the earlier thread

She's incredible.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (YYlyE)

322 Come on people..Please research your candidates and not just checkmark the (R) box


I do this because I will NEVER vote for another Bush again and I live in Texas, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

323 First it's the Italicans, now it's the Reds. We're under attack!

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (/669Q)

324 FINALLY!

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (cF8AT)

325 Back in black.

\m/

Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (ecIwn)

326 aaannd, we're black

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (786Ro)

327 Missed it by THAT much...

Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (w7KSn)

328 Jake Tapper keeps breaking into my house and rearranging the soup cans in my pantry by manufacturing date.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (HmZuC)

329 [black]It's dumb enough, it might work.[/black]

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (/IXBP)

330 Never gonna give you up


Never gonna let you down


Never gonna run around and desert you


Never gonna make you cry


Never gonna say goodbye


Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (5v5Zx)

331 We Catholics normally mark holy days in red.

But here at AoS??

Holy smokes!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (Rvt88)

332 So when does Tapper crawl out of the closet?

Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (Kjzu8)

333 So, the headline isn't considered important anymore since it's black now?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Hey...I retroactively fixed the blog!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (/IXBP)

335 Somebody didn't pay the Black Internet Ink bill.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (RuIsu)

336 Swell, now I look like the loon.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (/669Q)

337 We're bleck.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (HaL55)

338 Secure from Red Alert. All hands stand down.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (dfRN6)

339 328 Jake Tapper keeps breaking into my house and rearranging the soup cans in my pantry by manufacturing date.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (HmZuC)

==========

He is the Eye Hole Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6tHNsO8Av0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (UWqZJ)

340 >>> This sounds an awful lot like the Jake Tapper I know.
He's a Twitter Terrorist, a Direct Message Stalker.

Ace, not from personal experience I hope!

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (Rbfr/)

341 Black comments matter.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

342 So is Chris Evans hung??

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (HrMC1)

343 Swell, now I look like the loon.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (/669Q)

----

ummmm...... now??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

344 Tapper has behaved like teenage girl who just lost her prom king boyfriend,"
===

That's a lie!!!

Tapper is behaving like a tween girl that just got shutout of the mean girls group.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (pw+jk)

345 BLACK FONTS MATTER

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (qlFIA)

346 Black Letters Matter

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (BySB9)

347 Notice how much the gaydar goes off on these dems?

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

348
Never make fun of a blogger who buys red pixels by the barrel...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (EGyGV)

349 Okay, fixer, you got me.

How are you?

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (/669Q)

350 The shelves are back up.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (786Ro)

351 Swell, now I look like the loon.

Posted by: bluebell



Now?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (q2K0j)

352
... teenage girl who just lost her prom king boyfriend


He made Tapper moist, nay, wet even ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

353 Jake Tapper is in today's "Lockhorns" comic strip. Not kidding.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (jbF6h)

354 Black Frotting Matters

and I mean a lot

Posted by: Jake the Snake at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (O+AcM)

355 Battle light off!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

356 I see a red door and I want it painted black,
No colors anymore, I want them painted black

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (lgiXo)

357 Okay, fixer, you got me.

How are you?
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (/669Q)

------



Im good. You??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

358 9/14/2020 was a red letter day here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (5v5Zx)

359 Secure from Red Alert. All hands stand down.
___

That's just want you think...now is the moment of our triumph....hey wait a minute what's that bright light coming down from the sky...?

Posted by: Cain leader of the Brotherhood of Nod at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (qlFIA)

360 He is the Eye Hole Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6tHNsO8Av0
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (UWqZJ)


Man in the Suitcase.

https://youtu.be/14LNB9oAJLs

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

361 So when does Tapper crawl out of the closet?

Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (Kjzu

====

When the last bull is done with Mrs. Tapper.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (pw+jk)

362 It was my threat of misbehavin'.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (cF8AT)

363 The Stompening II!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (CjFDo)

364 I merely emulated veterans, whom I admire and who also blow up things.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (H5knJ)

365 Well, there goes the neighbourhood!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (an7Mv)

366 Okay, once is funny, but twice? Not funny.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (/669Q)

367
He made Tapper moist, nay, wet even ...

___

Shall we talk about my WAP?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (qlFIA)

368 Notice how much the gaydar goes off on these dems?

The Demoprogs are the Party of Mos Eisley. I haven't seen or heard a sane one in decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (HaL55)

369 It was just friendly advice !

or

I was joking !

Obviously none of this was politically motivated.


/sarc

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (Oi/63)

370 >
343 Swell, now I look like the loon.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:17 PM (/669Q)

----

ummmm...... now??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (8XRCm)



**readies tourniquet and bandages**

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (4LH9f)

371 How many pixels to the barrel?

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (RuIsu)

372 Has Tapper deflected by wrapping himself in veterans yet?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

373 Jake seems like the type who went around asking every single kid in his senior class to sign his yearbook. And every teacher too.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (786Ro)

374 Sean,

wut r u warin ??

Posted by: Jake the Snake at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (O+AcM)

375 Okay, once is funny, but twice? Not funny.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (/669Q)

-----

Well. Bander is never funny.... soooooo.....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

376 Okay, once is funny, but twice? Not funny.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (/669Q)

Always twice!

Posted by: The Postman at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (5v5Zx)

377 I rather suspect that the differences between the two loads is kind of marginal. I mean, we're talking 12 gauge at conversational distances. Both loads are gonna paint your walls red if you have to use them.

I believe they would both be devastating at inside the home distances. My interest in #4 Buck is in the slightly smaller chance of hitting my neighbor's dog if any pellets miss the intended target.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (YYlyE)

378 Okay, once is funny, but twice? Not funny.


Asynchronous, babe, I hadn't seen fixerupper's.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (q2K0j)

379 Black comments matter.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (ptqGC)


Black Fonts Matter.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

380 At the end of the day, nothing materially changes in Ol' Jake's life. He is still a ridiculously overpaid talking head, who gets invited to the cool kids parties.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (7Fj9P)

381 Jake Tapper is in today's "Lockhorns" comic strip. Not kidding.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September

In other news, at least one person still reads the Lockhorns.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (Nosrk)

382
Tapper always looks like he's having his period.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (ptqGC)


Then he ought to mount a flow meter in his forehead to let everybody else now his status.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (pNxlR)

383 Sponge!

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

384 " ... the Party of Mos Eisley."

LOL !

True !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (Oi/63)

385 who gets invited to the cool kids parties.
___

I love going to the cool kids parties...especially when you get to take one home!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (qlFIA)

386 Shall we talk about my WAP?
Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (qlFIA)


Would that be a WAMP?

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (0CeRG)

387 Im good. You??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
---------

Doing all right. Ready for both the pandemic and the election to be over. I'm assuming the increase in spam calls I'm getting on my cell phone is because of the election.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (/669Q)

388

Godless red commie bastards got what was coming to them...

Posted by: K-Pod Jones at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (d6DSt)

389 {{{{Jane}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I miss Dr. Demento.

Fish heads, fish heads
Posted by: It's me donna


Took a Fish Head out to see a movie ...
COVID - 19, we couldn't get in ...

Posted by: Adriane the Can't Find Dr. Demento in my HMO Network Critic ... at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (LPnfS)

391 [x]Well. Bander is never funny.... soooooo.....


*draws X on paper. Tapes it to fixerupper's back*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (q2K0j)

392 I'm assuming the increase in spam calls I'm getting on my cell phone is because of the election.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (/669Q)

----

Huh. Mine are all about my cars warranty.

Weird.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

393 287 @no_silenced

A transgender woman who describes herself as a 'Satanic anarchist' has won the Republican Party nomination for sheriff in a New Hampshire county after running on a platform of 'F*** the police.'


SO.....It's one of those towns with like 3 registered republicans an an open primary that the loons can manipulate for 20 seconds of 'news'?

Posted by: common sense at September 14, 2020 02:23 PM (UCCfH)

394 In other news, at least one person still reads the Lockhorns.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (Nosrk)

Someone must. I saw it at The Comics Curmudgeon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:23 PM (jbF6h)

395 Posted by: The Postman at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (5v5Zx)

Dad?

Posted by: John Kasick at September 14, 2020 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Jake seems like the type who went around asking
every single kid in his senior class to sign his yearbook. And every
teacher too.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (786Ro)

And if you made the mistake of asking him to sign your book he used little hearts to dot his "i's"


Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

397 Trump challenges Joey to meet him behind the barn

Rogan to ref

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 02:23 PM (O+AcM)

398 *draws X on paper. Tapes it to fixerupper's back*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (q2K0j)

-----

Well. You're supposed to write "kick me".

See????


Not Funny.

At all.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

399
I'm assuming the increase in spam calls I'm getting on my cell phone is because of the election.


The texts are the worst.


Hi this is Tiffany from John Q Public for senate. John is a veteran, single parent who beat cancer and just wants to bake cookies for homeless children everywhere. Will you help us beat Republican Sen Evilstein who has voted with Drumpf 100% of the time against the American people?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (qlFIA)

400 Well, hello, Sally

https://tinyurl.com/y68sl9hf

Posted by: fly at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (2M/TV)

401 My governor said no movies or bars until a vaccine,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (ROLxQ)

402 Jack Tapper should just go Gillum and say he is bisexual.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (/Dgcm)

403 HEY TAPPAH HEAD!!

Posted by: The Dice Man at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (qdETu)

404 Lol. CNN's Alisyn Camerota had Michael Cohen's daughter on this morning to talk about OrangeManBad. No mention of the recordings of Daddy and Zucker.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

405 When the last bull is done with Mrs. Tapper.
=====================
I can taste that creampie now!!!

Posted by: Jake Tapper, panting and adjusting his chastity device inside The Closet at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (7Fj9P)

406 I'm assuming the increase in spam calls I'm getting on my cell phone is because of the election.

Posted by: bluebell


Your Social Network Security will be pleased to be expired if you don't call us back !!!

Posted by: Spam Callers, Local #339 at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (LPnfS)

407 Huh. Mine are all about my cars warranty.

Weird.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
----------

I've gotten those, and the IRS is after me, and the occasional recording of a woman jabbering in Chinese. But these calls aren't leaving messages and I'm getting them as frequently as every 20-30 minutes.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (/669Q)

408 Sigh. President of the company just sent out an e-mail talking about how well we've been doing as a company "despite the incompetence of the President and his administration."

I really need this job, so...

(types)
(deletes)
(types)
(deletes)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (jbF6h)

409 You know the lockdowns are over in China and India when you start getting spam calls again...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 14, 2020 02:26 PM (qlFIA)

410 Let me put on my shocked face - Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 14, 2020 02:26 PM (tSosf)

411 Take Japper.....

Please!

Posted by: Joe Fierro at September 14, 2020 02:27 PM (HrMC1)

412 Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.
___

Don't worry, me, my friends, and these molotov cocktails are mostly peaceful! And we plan on having Biden victory parties in all your racist suburbs.


Be there or....I think you'll be arrested or something!

Posted by: Andi Tifa at September 14, 2020 02:27 PM (qlFIA)

413 Alisyn Camerota

I never trusted her for a second when she was on FOX. She had quite the fan club on the right, and I never got that at all. This one I was able to see through long ago.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:27 PM (jbF6h)

414 I'm really looking forward to no more texts from the Trump team asking for more money. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

415
Did Gillum coming out as bi count as a "gender reveal"? When's his party for said reveal, if so?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 02:27 PM (pNxlR)

416
JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out? How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"

https://tinyurl.com/y5sllnzk
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (cF8AT)




Sundowner Joe whipped out his best angry voice for this part of his speech and it was hilarious.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 14, 2020 02:27 PM (PtOP4)

417 >>> A transgender woman who describes herself as a 'Satanic anarchist' has won the Republican Party nomination for sheriff in a New Hampshire county after running on a platform of 'F*** the police.'


To be fair, Styxhexenhammer is an occultist classic liberal who sounds like a rock ribbed Trump voting republican at this point. Politics are that strange right now. But any so called republican with that kind of anti-cop platform def hijacked the system.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (Rbfr/)

418 The texts are the worst.


Hi this is Tiffany from John Q Public for senate. John is a veteran, single parent who beat cancer and just wants to bake cookies for homeless children everywhere. Will you help us beat Republican Sen Evilstein who has voted with Drumpf 100% of the time against the American people?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:24 PM (qlFIA)
------------

This is why I never, ever put down my cell phone number on anything. I always use my landline number, and I have Nomorobo on that so it's not a problem.

I guess I'll have to get it for my cell too. It's free for the landline, but you have to pay for it for a cell, and i recoil at having to pay to keep spammers from calling me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (/669Q)

419 13 BREAKING NEWS : Jake Tapper comes out as bisexual, states " That should do it, right?"
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (tUvF0)


That was Post Number 13.
Good on ya.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (/Dgcm)

420 407 Huh. Mine are all about my cars warranty.

Weird.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:22 PM (8XRCm)
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I've gotten those, and the IRS is after me, and the occasional recording of a woman jabbering in Chinese. But these calls aren't leaving messages and I'm getting them as frequently as every 20-30 minutes.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (/669Q)

What's with the Chinese calls anyways? Of all spam calls, someone speaking in a foreign language seems least likely to get suckers.

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (Zm+LZ)

421 408 Sigh. President of the company just sent out an e-mail talking about how well we've been doing as a company "despite the incompetence of the President and his administration."

Seems like something the SEC or the board might want to know.

Posted by: common sense at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (UCCfH)

422 How many years did Tapper spend practicing his "serious. concerned" face in the mirror?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (HrMC1)

423 A transgender woman who describes herself as a 'Satanic anarchist' has won the Republican Party nomination for sheriff in a New Hampshire county after running on a platform of 'F*** the police.'
======================
*blinks eyes*looks around* Yeah this is one big fcuking tent.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (7Fj9P)

424 I guess I'll have to get it for my cell too. It's free for the landline, but you have to pay for it for a cell, and i recoil at having to pay to keep spammers from calling me.

Posted by: bluebell


HIYA. It's in the App Store. It's free.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (dGKUu)

425 318 In the future everyone will have a dick pic up for 15 minutes

Up where?

Posted by: Andrew from FL at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (ykYG2)

426 Dean Wormer said "No fun of any kind, until the vaccine is proven 110% effective!"

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (RuIsu)

427 Sigh. President of the company just sent out an e-mail talking about how well we've been doing as a company "despite the incompetence of the President and his administration."

I really need this job, so...

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Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (jbF6h)
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I would make the assumption he is talking about himself and cheerfully go about my day.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (/669Q)

428 Come on people..Please research your candidates and not just checkmark the (R) box

https://tinyurl.com/y3fwblmx
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

How did the Republican Party in the county allow it to get on the ballot as a Republican?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (2DOZq)

429 422 How many years did Tapper spend practicing his "serious. concerned" face in the mirror?

Heh. That's the face they used in the comics.

https://joshreads.com/

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:30 PM (jbF6h)

430 I have decided to live the rest of my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 14, 2020 02:30 PM (pw+jk)

431 Hey everybody.

Ace, here's a reward for all your hard work. This meme should come in handy pretty soon. :-)

https://tinyurl.com/yyoga7sz

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:30 PM (L2ZTs)

432 Time machine fixed.
Blogfire put out.
All is well.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 14, 2020 02:30 PM (Zl50w)

433 HIYA. It's in the App Store. It's free.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (dGKUu)
---------

I heard that's only for AT&T but I'll check. Thanks. I have Verizon.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:30 PM (/669Q)

434 What's with the Chinese calls anyways? Of all spam calls, someone
speaking in a foreign language seems least likely to get suckers.
***

A lot of Chinese nationals send their wealth to Canada/US since it is harder for the CCP to just take it if they run afoul of the party.


My understanding is these calls are targeting those people who are in terror of the government finding their western funds and offering them a way out by paying the traditional bribe.


Wouldn't seem it would work to me but apparently it does.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (qlFIA)

435 Is a transgender woman an XX or an XY? I never can get this straight, so to speak.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

436 So if Chris Cuomo is Fredo, does that make Tapper Tom Hagen?...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (L2ZTs)

437 Is a transgender woman an XX or an XY? I never can get this straight, so to speak.
***

Read trans as fake.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (qlFIA)

438 Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (jbF6h)

I would not have been able to let that go, job or no job. Of course I don't have a family to support so easy for me to say.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (2DOZq)

439 How did the Republican Party in the county allow it to get on the ballot as a Republican?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (2DOZq)

Thought I read Xe's not really a Republican and the GOP had nothing to do with xer. Xe hijacked the nom because the GOP wasn't contesting with an official opponent. The GOP is not recognizing xer or providing any money or support.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:32 PM (jbF6h)

440 Is a transgender woman an XX or an XY? I never can get this straight, so to speak.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

------

Transgender women were born with dicks. And shave.

Well..... their faces anyway.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:32 PM (8XRCm)

441

XKKK

Posted by: K-Pod Jones at September 14, 2020 02:32 PM (d6DSt)

442 I guess I'll have to get it for my cell too. It's free for the landline, but you have to pay for it for a cell, and i recoil at having to pay to keep spammers from calling me.
====================
My iPhone now tags incoming calls as "potential spam". It catches ~ 50%.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2020 02:32 PM (7Fj9P)

443 So if Chris Cuomo is Fredo, does that make Tapper Tom Hagen?...


No, Tom Hagen is smart and effective. He's not a wartime consigliere but he has his uses.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 02:32 PM (q2K0j)

444 438 Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (jbF6h)

I would not have been able to let that go, job or no job. Of course I don't have a family to support so easy for me to say.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (2DOZq)

I'm afraid to even think about what I'd do without work right now. Probably lose my mind. I need this job both for the money and my sanity.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (jbF6h)

445 Bluebell, I have Verizon, too, and recently it quit allowing me to copy and paste on the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

446 "hhmmfff AGGGGG OCK OCK OCK"
-Jake Tapper (speaking around a mouthful of cock)

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (6MoD2)

447 Bander, good points.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (L2ZTs)

448 This stupid fight over suburban women is stupid.

They'll vote on the economy, schools, and public safety.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (gAMkn)

449 https://tinyurl.com/yyoga7sz
Posted by: qdpsteve


True dat ...

But I like the "I've done some terrible things, but nothing that would compare me to Mr. Cuomo!" better.

Posted by: Adriane the EveryBody's a Critic Critic ... at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (LPnfS)

450 The IRS isn't after me but apparently there are a lot of people concerned about my nonexistent extended car warranty.

I do give out my 30 years old NH phone number now when I don't want to be contacted.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (PJtXD)

451 CNN people are crazy with their lying. They spend all day lying to themselves, lying to their colleagues, lying on twitter. And that's not enough. Having completely exhausted themselves lying to their confederates, now they seem compelled to force political foes to lie on CNN's behalf. How much more CNN lying can the Universe take?

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (Pqytn)

452 Adriane, that one's good too.
Too bad John Cazale died so young.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:34 PM (L2ZTs)

453 436 So if Chris Cuomo is Fredo, does that make Tapper Tom Hagen?...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:31 PM (L2ZTs)

__________


Carlo.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 02:34 PM (WdvDr)

454 Carlo.


There ya go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 02:35 PM (q2K0j)

455 ShainS, I was thinking the same thing. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:35 PM (L2ZTs)

456
https://tinyurl.com/yyoga7sz
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:30 PM (L2ZTs)


That's funny.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Hello, Carlo.

Posted by: Clemenza at September 14, 2020 02:35 PM (yQpMk)

458 Sponge, thanks.

Michael Corleone = Tucker Carlson

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:36 PM (L2ZTs)

459 I've been trying to call Buck Throckmorton all day.

Posted by: Jake Crapper at September 14, 2020 02:36 PM (vtcmf)

460 Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:32 PM (jbF6h)

I thought the GOP or any party had control who was put on the ballot under the party name.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:36 PM (2DOZq)

461 Today I got a scam call. They left a voicemail. For my sister. On my cell phone.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 02:36 PM (2fGCR)

462 BREAKING NEWS: Jake Tapper has just been found in an old car by the side of a rural highway, strangled to death with a piano cord. Tapper also appears to have been masturbatnig furiously...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:37 PM (L2ZTs)

463 JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out? How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"

------------


Hurricane wildfires occurring during a blizzard earthquake in Kansas!!!!1111!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 02:37 PM (/Dgcm)

464 Michael Knowles announced on today's 'cast that he will be leaving Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire Channel for his own channel.

Knowles is on of my go-to podcasts, and I wish him well.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:37 PM (jbF6h)

465 445 Bluebell, I have Verizon, too, and recently it quit allowing me to copy and paste on the HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 02:33 PM (ptqGC)



I don't understand this. I have Verizon and an iPhone and have no problem copy pasting

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 02:37 PM (2fGCR)

466 Hurricane wildfires occurring during a blizzard earthquake in Kansas!!!!1111!


Ahem.

Posted by: Rain of Frogs at September 14, 2020 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

467 If the government wanted to, it could stop spam calls - they already monitor every call anyway.


The problem is what you do with call centers in China....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:38 PM (qlFIA)

468 Canadian Sikhs join pro-firearms demonstration in Ottawa...

https://twitter.com/CivilAdvantage1/status/
1305188017796255745

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 02:38 PM (an7Mv)

469 Look, like the people burning down Portland are telling you, you have to vote for me so I don't let them go to your town as well.


Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 02:39 PM (qlFIA)

470 Brave Jake Tapper doing his Brave Jake Tapper things.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 14, 2020 02:39 PM (I8FKK)

471 I would like to know, from a technical POV, why they even built in the ability to spoof phone numbers. It seems like it would be trivial to only allow your registered number or "no number".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:39 PM (yQpMk)

472 If the government wanted to, it could stop spam calls - they already monitor every call anyway.


The problem is what you do with call centers in China....
Posted by: 18-1


There's 1.5 billion phones in India....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:39 PM (dGKUu)

473 I get calls from inside the house.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:39 PM (yQpMk)

474 Well. Bander is never funny.... soooooo.....
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM


Are you referring to intentionally or unintentionally?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 02:40 PM (DMUuz)

475 Today I got a scam call. They left a voicemail. For my sister. On my cell phone.
Posted by: Buzzion


"Buzzion's Sister, Trump is destroying America and only Joe Biden can save it! Will you give just 10 dollars to Joe's campaign?..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (L2ZTs)

476 Absolutely. Jeb?

Posted by: Menack at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (buTO7)

477 I would like to know, from a technical POV, why they even built in the ability to spoof phone numbers.
***

I don't think it is so much that as, buy a bunch of phone lines in Podunk, route your calls from your call center to the Podunk lines. And....now you are spoofing calling someone in Podunk from Podunk instead of CHina or India.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (qlFIA)

478 JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in
wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out?
How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"


Wildfirefloodsuperstormanado next week on the discovery channel!!!!

My word as a Biden.



Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

479 Ahem.
Posted by: Rain of Frogs at September 14, 2020 02:38 PM (yQpMk)


You asked for it....

https://youtu.be/zywY7xXzenI

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

480 Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (/669Q)

In my latest one-on-one with my supervisor I told him that I really wanted to tell our executives that they've created a hostile work environment with all the left-left-left BS all the time.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (/IXBP)

481 I think twice I've gotten a phone call from someone and they're like "yeah you called me but didn't leave a massage." I'm no, I think you got a scam call that spoofed my number.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 02:41 PM (2fGCR)

482 I get calls from inside the house.
___

Really? Me too. Jill was in the other room. And then I got a call on my phone....FROM HER. It was the weirdest thing. I saw her later with this little black box that she wouldn't get me look at.


I think it is alien technology or something. I'm serious here!


Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 02:42 PM (qlFIA)

483 >>I get calls from inside the house.

You laugh, but a few months ago, I received a call on my cell from my own number.

Posted by: fly at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (2M/TV)

484 I'm certainly not defending Tapper, but we're cool with anonymous sources when they're on our side?

Posted by: toddg at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (PoO61)

485 Eventually the spammers will be able to call from your loved ones' numbers, and leave messages using your loved ones' voices.

"It's a family emergency! You have to sign up for Comcast super-fast cable right away!!..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (L2ZTs)

486 A transgender woman who describes herself as a 'Satanic anarchist' has won the Republican Party nomination for sheriff in a New Hampshire county after running on a platform of 'F*** the police.'

Xe'd probably be fun to talk to at a MoMe, but yeah. Apparently xhey're more of a libertarian but they know the LP is useless.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

487 I don't think it is so much that as, buy a bunch of phone lines in Podunk, route your calls from your call center to the Podunk lines. And....now you are spoofing calling someone in Podunk from Podunk instead of CHina or India.
Posted by: 18-1


I've gotten calls from the same area code and prefix.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (dGKUu)

488 469 Look, like the people burning down Portland are telling you, you have to vote for me so I don't let them go to your town as well.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 02:39 PM (qlFIA)


Shadi Hamid is literally saying this at... where else... The Atlantic.

twitter.com/JeffreyGoldberg/status/1305192040595152896

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 02:44 PM (ykYG2)

489 You laugh, but a few months ago, I received a call on my cell from my own number.

Yeah, that's what I mean. I get calls on my landline from the landline number.

To even be able to do that is bad engineering to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

490 I've gotten calls from the same area code and prefix.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (dGKUu)
+++++++++++++
This is common. They spoof your area code and exchange number so you'll pick up. This might work on landlines, since the exchange number still has local meaning - but I don't see it working at all on mobile phones.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (hYcqw)

491 Explain the settled science of the fires ceasing to exist at the MexiCanadian borders.

Posted by: Menack at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (buTO7)

492 Parnell could u$e $ome wampum. Good pickup opportunity, teetering on the razor's edge, from what I've read.

Conor Lamb is bad ju-ju indeed.

Posted by: mnw at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (Cssks)

493 I guess since we're done with the red teasing, I am not sure if this question has been answered already:

What makes Tapper think he's going to get a Republican candidate to cooperate with his charade?

Who is this Parnell guy, that he's taking calls from a media shill in the first place? The fact that Tapper EXPECTS him to be able to talk to this guy this way, leads me to wonder.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (hku12)

494 Fox News, America's most libtard pollster, put out a new poll yesterday for Chris Wallace to use as his personal viagra and it showed Drumpf down by five points nationally. Their previous polls had him down by 7, 8 before that, 10 before that, and 12 in the June 15 poll.

So, all the constant propaganda on Covid and the Antifa stormtrooping has accomplished zilch. In fact, all it's done is drive more voters toward Trump. And, this, even according to Chris Stirewalt (pitcher to the Fox News GheyStars).


Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (gtNWf)

495 Jane, I think that's probably more of an iPhone problem than a Verizon problem. Or maybe a browser problem, more likely. I'm on my iPhone using Brave and I have no problems copying and pasting, although I was too lazy to go back and find your comment to do so.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (/669Q)

496 JoeBiden: If Trump wins again, "how many suburbs will be burned in wildfires? How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out? How many suburbs will have been blown away in superstorms?"

___________


My wife was telling me yesterday that now some loon wants to call them "climatefires" instead of wildfires. I said I'm surprised they don't just call them "Trump fires" like they called it the Trump virus.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (WdvDr)

497 I don't think it is so much that as, buy a bunch of phone lines in Podunk, route your calls from your call center to the Podunk lines. And....now you are spoofing calling someone in Podunk from Podunk instead of CHina or India.
Posted by: 18-1


Hell, MI would be more fun.
Who wouldn't take a call from Hell?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (/Dgcm)

498
I've gotten calls from the same area code and prefix.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (dGKUu)


I get that quite often.

My brother got a call from his land line number to his land line a few times.

It's easy to do. When I used to have access to the work phone system, I would do that occasionally.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

499 I'm certainly not defending Tapper, but we're cool with anonymous sources when they're on our side?
Posted by: toddg at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (PoO61)

We didn't make the rules...

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (o3AYq)

500 I, for one, believe that Jake Tapper believes in the sanctity of holy journalism and would never demean himself, and his profession, by stooping to such cretinous actions.

Anyone who besmirches the name of journalism with this foul slander, slanders us all!

Good day to you, sir!

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (WEBkv)

501 I'm certainly not defending Tapper, but we're cool with anonymous sources when they're on our side?
Posted by: toddg at September 14, 2020 02:43 PM (PoO61)

I'm not, but it's the war we've been forced into. There is a slight difference in that Parnell is not contradicting the story.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (2DOZq)

502 485 Eventually the spammers will be able to call from your loved ones' numbers, and leave messages using your loved ones' voices.

"It's a family emergency! You have to sign up for Comcast super-fast cable right away!!..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

Won't work. If it sounds like either of my two extremely liberal sisters, I'll know it isn't them.

They'd never call. Thankfully.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (Rvt88)

503 Who is this Parnell guy, that he's taking calls from
a media shill in the first place? The fact that Tapper EXPECTS him to
be able to talk to this guy this way, leads me to wonder.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (hku12)

From same area, both involved in politics (Tapper is a Pa. Democrat congressional staffer) and have known each other a long time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (gtNWf)

504 Explain the settled science of the fires ceasing to exist at the MexiCanadian borders.
___

Because it is hard to remember your phone, your lighter, your molotov cocktail AND your passport?

Posted by: Andi Tifa at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (qlFIA)

505 I get calls from inside the house.

You laugh, but a few months ago, I received a call on my cell from my own number.
Posted by: fly


It was from the future! Trying to warn you about.....well, you'll find out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (vcOmj)

506 Wildfires are no longer wildfires. They are CLIMATE FIRES.

jay inslee is a douche

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (BSTC+)

507 Sean. Sean, listen to me. Sean, if you're out there,
I will suck your dik if you'll help me out on this. I swallow too, Sean. You know this about me.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (CLteG)

508 Just found out that my brother lost his job. The company didn't pay him the unused vacation time, so he didn't get ANY severance.

Wish I knew a lawyer........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

509 Eventually the spammers will be able to call from your loved ones' numbers



*Pictures broken telephone line dragging across a headstone in the wind.*

I've seen that movie!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (yQpMk)

510 Canadian Sikhs join pro-firearms demonstration in Ottawa...

https://twitter.com/CivilAdvantage1/status/
1305188017796255745

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 02:38 PM


If they attend in ghillie suits are they hidin' Sikhs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (ejd/p)

511 Just found out that my brother lost his job. The company didn't pay him the unused vacation time, so he didn't get ANY severance.

Wish I knew a lawyer........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
Severance isn't usually mandatory unless there's a contract determining that. But if vacation time accrues, it has to be paid out. It is time earned. Crack the yellow pages.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (hYcqw)

512 BUT WHO WAS PHONE???!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (xPJvm)

513 This is common. They spoof your area code and exchange number so you'll pick up. This might work on landlines, since the exchange number still has local meaning - but I don't see it working at all on mobile phones.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (hYcqw)
----------

This is exactly what I'm getting. Same area code and prefix as my number, and the last 4 numbers are different every time. They usually have a name attached (different every time) and it shows up in all caps, in red, which leads me to believe Verizon can somehow tell it's a spoof.

But sometimes it says "Wireless caller," and sometimes "possible scam."

I've gotten two such calls in the few minutes I've been on this thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (/669Q)

514 "Wish I knew a lawyer........"

There must be dozens here in the Horde

Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (w7KSn)

515 506
Wildfires are no longer wildfires. They are CLIMATE FIRES.



jay inslee is a douche

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (BSTC+)

Only YOU can prevent Climate Fires.

Posted by: Smokey Da Bear at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

516 I'm certainly not defending Tapper, but we're cool with anonymous sources when they're on our side?
Posted by: toddg

The link has lots more and actually has Parnell confirm.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (gtatv)

517 Wow, it was quite a lot of work to get this message through. You can't even imagine what the future is like now.


I have to focus though, this is the important part, you have to hear it! Whatever you do don't eat the

Posted by: Some Moron calling you from the future at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (qlFIA)

518 I would like to know, from a technical POV, why they even built in the ability to spoof phone numbers. It seems like it would be trivial to only allow your registered number or "no number".

VOIP - the data includes the "number" but there's nothing that can be done to prevent someone from lying. At least not at the moment.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (ExV1e)

519 The link has lots more and actually has Parnell confirm.


Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

520 506 Wildfires are no longer wildfires. They are CLIMATE FIRES.

jay inslee is a douche
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 02:47 PM (BSTC+)

Seriously, anybody in a position of authority who pushes this bullshit is straight up evil.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (CLteG)

521 Severance isn't usually mandatory unless there's a contract determining that. But if vacation time accrues, it has to be paid out. It is time earned. Crack the yellow pages.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (hYcqw)


He had 5 weeks, but has been "on the bench" as a contractor for the last 5 weeks. They were SUPPOSED to be finding him a job contract during that time. I'm guessing they decided he was on vacation those 5 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

522 My wife was telling me yesterday that now some loon wants to call them "climatefires" instead of wildfires. I said I'm surprised they don't just call them "Trump fires" like they called it the Trump virus.
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (WdvDr)


Piss off the progtards and call them antifares.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (/Dgcm)

523 Bob from NSA. Stop with the spam calls, they're just not funny.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

524 MUNG, MSM should be charged with "Payment in Kind" for the way the cover and cover for, DNC candidates.

Millions if not billions in favorable campaign contribution commercials disguised as "news."

The most blatant was the Biden Hillary ad a few years ago that was made to look like reporting a "day in the life of a campaign."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (WEBkv)

525 I'm certainly not defending Tapper, but we're cool with anonymous sources when they're on our side?

I believe the operative phrase that applies here is, "We didn't start the fight, but by G_d, we're gonna finish it.".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (ZSK0i)

526 Let's call them the Tifa Fires.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (qlFIA)

527 Noooooooooooooooood! Jews love Trump...for some values of love.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (ExV1e)

528 He had 5 weeks, but has been "on the bench" as a contractor for the last 5 weeks. They were SUPPOSED to be finding him a job contract during that time. I'm guessing they decided he was on vacation those 5 weeks.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++
For their sake, I sure hope they disclosed that "bench time" counted as paid time off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)

529 OT, but I"m looking to reach anyone in the Horde who got "diversity training" from an outfit called "Thrive Advisory LLC."
It's looming on the horizon..

Posted by: vivi at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (11H2y)

530 Those are the new rules, Todd.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (an7Mv)

531 NOOD - DJT and da Joooz

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (dfRN6)

532 517 Wow, it was quite a lot of work to get this message through. You can't even imagine what the future is like now.


I have to focus though, this is the important part, you have to hear it! Whatever you do don't eat the
Posted by: Some Moron calling you from the future at September 14, 2020 02:49 PM (qlFIA)


Don't stick your dik in

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (CLteG)

533 You laugh, but a few months ago, I received a call on my cell from my own number.
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Yeah, that's what I mean. I get calls on my landline from the landline number.

To even be able to do that is bad engineering to me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 02:44 PM (yQpMk)


Back in the day people were able to steal long distance calling by using a series of beeps and other sounds to mimic the phone company's system.

I'm not sure how they monetized it, but oh well.

Every system has a back door. People who are enterprising enough will tend to find it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (hku12)

534 498

My brother got a call from his land line number to his land line a few times.



It's easy to do. When I used to have access to the work phone system, I would do that occasionally.


i'm guessing we know why you no longer have access to the work phone system.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 02:51 PM (sGtp+)

535 nood

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2020 02:51 PM (KnJdm)

536 if vacation time accrues, it has to be paid out.

This.
The State labor board should be contacted.
If it's on the paycheck stub as 'accrued vacation' it must be paid out.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 02:51 PM (gtatv)

537 Chris Wallace to use as his personal viagra and it showed Drumpf down by five points nationally.

Good thing we don't elect presidents by national popular vote in a Republic.

These people didn't learn a thing from 2016.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 02:52 PM (jbF6h)

538 491 Explain the settled science of the fires ceasing to exist at the MexiCanadian borders.

I'm not a forestry specialist but at a guess: The mountains get drier - and less wooded - the further south you go (and I think the Mexicans have done pretty well denuding their own hillsides); further north, it's colder and rains more. Midrange America - the US - has a more volatile climate.

So, some years we get more tree growth. And some years, we get a drought and the trees burn.

That, and the western states and the BLM suck dick at forest management.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 02:53 PM (ykYG2)

539 485 Eventually the spammers will be able to call from your loved ones' numbers, and leave messages using your loved ones' voices.

"It's a family emergency! You have to sign up for Comcast super-fast cable right away!!..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve



Mom? Is that you? How's Heaven?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 02:53 PM (dGKUu)

540 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (hYcqw)

I don't know if that is accurate . I say that only because I've been advised that I need to take my accrued vacation as soon as possible because once my department is transferred to a different company ( complicated business transaction) any vacation day pay is gone. Even regular company policy has a use it or lose it policy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:53 PM (2DOZq)

541 I would make the assumption he is talking about himself and cheerfully go about my day.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 02:29 PM (/669Q)
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One could also reply, thanking him for his honesty.



Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 02:54 PM (WEBkv)

542 Mother earth is mad about my election decisions! Its not nice to piss off mother!

Posted by: Menack at September 14, 2020 02:56 PM (buTO7)

543

Tapper can put paid to this story immediately. All he has to do is state that he is a minor figure in the entertainment industry that nobody takes seriously, and that he could never influence anybody of importance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2020 02:57 PM (hoTe0)

544 Climate fires!

Posted by: Menack at September 14, 2020 03:10 PM (buTO7)

545 Due to climaate fires, I'm upping my price from $1600 a pound to $2k for my weed. Win!

Posted by: Menack at September 14, 2020 03:13 PM (buTO7)

546 Im sorry, Parnell needs to bury Tapper for this. Stop playing nice.

Posted by: RealityMan at September 14, 2020 04:17 PM (xOBRH)

547 Red October surprise?

Posted by: Sean C. at September 14, 2020 05:24 PM (r+ov6)

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