Sundown Joe Caught Reading Teleprompter In Interview with... Fat British Broadway Sissy James Corden

Even Michael Moore is shocked that Joe Biden needed his staffers feeding him answers with James Corden.

When The Sundown Kid held up a large picture of his sons, he showed the reflection of his teleprompter feeding him his script.



Posted by: Ace at 12:52 PM




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1 Lol

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (ONvIw)

2 Sundown first!

Posted by: Inogame at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (+2xjH)

3 damn!

Posted by: Inogame at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (+2xjH)

4 my first first in weeks

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (ONvIw)

5 Typical dems gd

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (/qEG7)

6 I'm sure that Chairman Xi and Tsar Vladimir will be willing to provide Joe with a script of all of their meetings.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall Frenzies are In at The Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (p89bM)

7 Boys look.like Neila

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (ONvIw)

8 Is it as simple as "like boss, like subordinate?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (hYcqw)

9 Biden is Charlie McCarthy only dumber, with caps and bad hair plugs.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (sVC8r)

10 Or Neilia, whatever

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (ONvIw)

11 This just in: even pre dementia Sundown was dumb as fuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (y7DUB)

12 From twitter :

"This is one of my favorite pictures. It's a picture of me, my two boys, and my teleprompter in High School." - Joey Biden

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (tUvF0)

13 "Trust us. He's ready to be president."
-The MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (UWqZJ)

14 That twitter is not Michael Moore the "filmmaker".

Posted by: Blago at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (gkdnV)

15 It's not just that he's using a teleprompter for a softball interview, his team is getting the questions in advance and he still needs a teleprompter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)

16 Has Rasmussen's numbers hit today?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (UixLE)

17 Just stop with your Trump talking points!

Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (69XrE)

18 If Biden went on Howard Stern, people would wonder why he keeps on saying the word "bleep" out loud...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (/EuRN)

19 "I'm Joe Biden, and I forgot this message."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)

20 Well we know what happened to TOTUS

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (SIo1x)

21 I dunno, the producer was later tweeting with Cerno and said that the questions from the zoom block and not Biden's script.

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1304973021959073792

Posted by: lymond at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Jvjtu)

22 There's also that time he kept reading MI as military instead of Michigan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (1ISKN)

23 "Can you believe my Daughter In Law banged ALL of the guys in this picture!?"

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (oMPWV)

24 Just fucking LOL

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (hulRB)

25 Nice of Corden to catch him

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (ONvIw)

26 Michael Moore isn't a "blue check mark" Twatter user?

Posted by: csmats at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (X5VFN)

27 whew! glad to be done with Gillum

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (RusNE)

28 Can't someone take Joe to lunch and leave?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (UixLE)

29 Whats wrong with his face? Looks like he has road rash.

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (jHjyc)

30 lmao i guess we now know why is spokesman was sputtering on FOX last week...

LOLGF

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (8D42x)

31 Trump is going to make some outstanding troll posts over this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (pw+jk)

32 Flaming Toe!

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (MVjcR)

33 I still do not believe they will ever let him debate Trump.

But, if they do, I betcha he will have a cochlear device implanted or some kind of an invisible hearing aid to be prompted for answers.

It would be hilarious too.. because you know Trump will try to get him off guard and confused while he's trying to listen to his handlers.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (CjFDo)

34 Reps are insane. Which is why Obama and Biden have to be helped in how to speak to the public.

I realize speaking off the cuff is too difficult for dems leaders.
They might actually tell you who they are like salsour.ellison.waters.hillary

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (/qEG7)

35 Michael Moore isn't a "blue check mark" Twatter user?

Moore's gone off the reservation just enough to not get one.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (ZGrMX)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

37 29 old man liver spots and a splash of basal cell?

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)

38 Hey, remember when Corden got on a plane and left America after Trump did the "Muslim ban"?

I guess he came back, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (UWqZJ)

39
So.... lib voters.

If Joe Biden is elected POTUS by you idiots...... who the hell will actually be running the country ???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

40 A review of Biden's tax plan shows a $3.5 trillion tax increase on corporations and individuals. He will wind back the Trump tax cuts, and give a big handout to high tax Democrat states

His biggest giveback? He counts on Trump's prescription drug program, which he claims as his own.

The media? Crickets and bj's. Mostly bj's

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (sVC8r)

41 And that's Michael Moore "dog loving golf pro" - not MMFlint.

Posted by: lymond at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (Jvjtu)

42 Lol... he also "unintentionally" cropped out Hunter when holding up his "most cherished" photo.

Posted by: red speck at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (gS3OW)

43 Does Joe get disciplined when he wanders off script?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (lgiXo)

44 The debates will be lit. LOL

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (HwiWi)

45 29 Whats wrong with his face? Looks like he has road rash.
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (jHjyc)

Daily practice of his Team dragging his ass over the finish line.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (/EuRN)

46 James Corden, John Oliver, Trevor Noah - do Americans go to other countries and plague their talk shows so?

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (Izzlo)

47 Vote for [say your name] !

Posted by: Say Your Name at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (ie3TX)

48 Trump is going to make some outstanding troll posts over this.

He did it at one of his rallies last week. It's in Mark Dice's new video that compiles all of Joe's recent malfunctions (plus the TJ Ducklo thing, which is hilarious).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (ZGrMX)

49 When he was younger he would do backflips for a little kibble and a pat on the head...'who's a good boy?!'

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (X/Pw5)

50 Re-post because of willowing

Amy Pond, police officer
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ta54b7

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (SIo1x)

51 It would be hilarious too.. because you know Trump will try to get him off guard and confused while he's trying to listen to his handlers.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (CjFDo)

------

Wouldnt be hard at all to find the frequency (Kenneth) and jam it.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

52 Biden looked like death warmed over in that video.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (bloh/)

53 Biden thinking so hard he looks constipated.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (sVC8r)

54 Question: If Biden wins, is he replaced before inauguration or shortly after?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (M9HE2)

55 "Can you believe my Daughter In Law banged ALL of the guys in this picture!?"
===
Two by free choice, and one, me by forced rape. But I think she had a good time.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (pw+jk)

56 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

57 So after Biden is helped to win. Who will be the president?

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (/qEG7)

58 I think Joe's Plugs are Rejecting Him.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (aDUUy)

59 57 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

"He sneezed and broke his back. He's ready to face down Putin, though."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (UWqZJ)

60
I don't have to like the Jill Biden-and I don't-to automatically think she was having sex with her stepsons-and I don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (WkPC9)

61 >>James Corden, John Oliver, Trevor Noah - do Americans go to other countries and plague their talk shows so?

Jerry Lewis is considered a comedic hero in France and David Hasslehoff is a minor deity in Germany. We've done our share to dumb down the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)

62 I dunno, the producer was later tweeting with Cerno and said that the questions from the zoom block and not Biden's script.

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1304973021959073792
Posted by: lymond at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Jvjtu)


You created this environment. GUILTY until proven innocent. Release the Zoom meeting. PROVE that wasn't scripted answers.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Lol... he also "unintentionally" cropped out Hunter when holding up his "most cherished" photo.
Posted by: red speck at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (gS3OW)

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that he dragged a big-ass picture off the wall to hold up on camera? He didn't have one like from his desk or something?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (Ez6QX)

64 The interview is mostly unscripted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (ay9ID)

65 58 So after Biden is helped to win. Who will be the president

Me.

Posted by: Valerie Jarret at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (Zmnko)

66 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I FORGET WHY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

67 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.

Pretty much everyone seems to expect the excuse will be Covid.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

68 What songs did they sing? All I know about James Corden is that he does a carpool karaoke thing.

Maybe those were just the lyrics!

Posted by: spindrift at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (h5TKJ)

69 67 58 So after Biden is helped to win. Who will be the president

Me.
Posted by: Valerie Jarret at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (Zmnko)

========

Jarret 2: With a Vengeance

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (UWqZJ)

70 Does Joe get disciplined when he wanders off script?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Shock collar.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (dGKUu)

71 Does Joe get disciplined when he wanders off script?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind


The beatings will continue until morale improves!!

- stuff George Soros might have said.....or....maybe not!

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (vcOmj)

72 ValJar vs Kamala...

PPV gold

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (SIo1x)

73 I can't wait for the debate between Trump and the hologram of Biden.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (kA3Cp)

74 "Yes, and this one is the son who took all that sweet Chinese cash for your jobs. Hell of a job after getting kicked out of the service for rampant illegal drug use- don't you think?"

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (sVC8r)

75 Slow Joe is using his dead son as a campaign prop and the media are silent about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (+lVUW)

76 69 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.

Pretty much everyone seems to expect the excuse will be Covid.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

"Biden has COVID and suddenly can't talk for 90 minutes against Trump? This is the guy to lead our nation in foreign policy against the evil empire Russia!"
-LIVs, I guess

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (UWqZJ)

77 >>ValJar vs Kamala...

PPV gold


I think you mean HPV.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (aDUUy)

78 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)


They will throw a last minute condition that trump can not possibly accept, and it will be trump who backed out like a coward because he is afraid to debate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (ay9ID)

79 Oh, he also uses his dead first wife.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (+lVUW)

80 The Arkansas Biden Baby was particularly helpful in feeding me answers.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

81 Pretty much everyone seems to expect the excuse will be Covid.
Posted by: Ian S.


Remember, that's Covid-19.

Covid 1 through 18 were not entirely successful.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (vcOmj)

82 Whats wrong with his face? Looks like he has road rash.
Posted by: Piratepatch

--

He probably falls down a lot.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (kA3Cp)

83 Gd forbid Valerie. I'm thinking pelosi

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (/qEG7)

84 Types, deletes.



We are ducked if he ever becomes potus.

But ammo, be prepared to hide your guns.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (0OmEj)

85 If Joe needs a teleprompter to answer "do you like broccoli?" questions, the dude is beyond a mess.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (8B6Ng)

86 80 They will throw a last minute condition that trump can not possibly accept, and it will be trump who backed out like a coward because he is afraid to debate.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (ay9ID)

===========

"Accepted."
-Trump

*Trump shows up to debate in ballerina costume*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (UWqZJ)

87 The teleprompter was not being used for the interview, anyway Trump.....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (ay9ID)

88 81 Oh, he also uses his dead first wife.

Is he still claiming the truck driver was drunk and to blame?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (Zmnko)

89 Joe lucked out that he kept his kiddie porn window minimized during the interview. Otherwise things could have really gone off the rails.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (A2eXZ)

90 He needs a 'prompter for softball interviews with fat comedians.

He's gonna need life support for a debate with Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

91 87 If Joe needs a teleprompter to answer "do you like broccoli?" questions, the dude is beyond a mess.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (8B6Ng)

==========

The other side is that he's so bad that even the entertainment industry is in on the scam.

Jeremy Corben knows it, and he's tight lipped about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (UWqZJ)

92 87 If Joe needs a teleprompter to answer "do you like broccoli?" questions, the dude is beyond a mess.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (8B6Ng)


He likes broccoli because broccoli lets him win at checkers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (s2VJv)

93 69 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.

Pretty much everyone seems to expect the excuse will be Covid.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

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"Dear Mr. Moderator, plese excuse Joey from the debate. He has COVID. Sincerely, Dr. Jill Biden"

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (Izzlo)

94 There will be no debates.

And if there are debates, then we know sundowns internal polls show him trailing bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (tsZQ+)

95 >>He's gonna need life support for a debate with Trump.


'I'd like to phone a friend.'

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (aDUUy)

96 Good God. Biden should be doing reverse mortgage and aging supplement commercials, not running for president.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (sVC8r)

97 But ammo, be prepared to hide your guns.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 14, 2020 01:03 PM (0OmEj)

If you have to hide your guns it's already too late.

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (X/Pw5)

98 A nice young man in lancaster was approaching a cop for advice on knife sharpening, and was brutally gunned down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (ay9ID)

99


See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

100 Let's face it .. There is nothing that Joe can do that will make the media stop slobbering over him...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (Zmnko)

101 "Biden has COVID and suddenly can't talk for 90 minutes against Trump? This is the guy to lead our nation in foreign policy against the evil empire Russia!"
-LIVs, I guess


The Empress on last week's podcast said it'll be Covid but it'll be Dr. Jill or something so he's in quarantine but it doesn't make him look weak.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (ZGrMX)

102

You're welcome!

Posted by: COVID-19 at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (d6DSt)

103 Needed a teleprompter for James Corden to remember his own name.

there, fixed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (gtNWf)

104 My guess is that his handlers will claim he's going to do the debate right up until the last minute, and then some farcical excuse will be trotted out to explain why it suddenly can't happen.


"{LATEST TRUMP STATEMENT} is beyond the pale! Debate is cancelled!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

105 29 Whats wrong with his face? Looks like he has road rash.
Posted by: Piratepatch


MORE plastic surgery?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (+lVUW)

106 And before he died his media flashed before his eyes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (pB6Gt)

107 James Corden, John Oliver, Trevor Noah - do Americans go to other countries and plague their talk shows so?

THIS is the study that needs to be done.

Why TF are we sooooo tortured with shitty foreign personalities? Don't we have ANYONE here that can do these shitty jobs?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

108 >>> Reps are insane. Which is why Obama and Biden have to be helped in how to speak to the public.

I realize speaking off the cuff is too difficult for dems leaders.
They might actually tell you who they are like salsour.ellison.waters.hillary
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (/qEG7)

=======

I think you are right. Barky's tendency to use so many ums and uhs during his presidency was him being vary careful not to make a gaffe by saying what he actually believed. Because if you watch pre-presy videos of him talking about actual leftist policies that he believes, he speaks "off the cuff" smoothly, and without needing "fillers".

Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (69XrE)

109 They will throw a last minute condition that trump
can not possibly accept, and it will be trump who backed out like a
coward because he is afraid to debate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


But first, Trump will....

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (v16oJ)

110
I could never read from a teleprompter. My eyes would be reading five lines down from where my mouth was talking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (mht8P)

111 "I'm Joe Biden, and I read this message."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (AFSld)

112

See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.



I wonder if that's behind Trump saying there will be drug tests.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

113 96 Good God. Biden should be doing reverse mortgage and aging supplement commercials, not running for president.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (sVC8r)



Joe Biden will be doing guest shots on "Cuties."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

114 It seems to me

Sorry to hear that you're having issues with your rump. There is someone to help you with that. They are called a proctologist. You'd need a typing specialist to help with your ability to add extraneous letters to your typing, though, and alas, I cannot help you with that because an execrable typist myself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (WkPC9)

115 46 James Corden, John Oliver, Trevor Noah - do Americans go to other countries and plague their talk shows so?
Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (Izzlo)

No, and we should.

Imagine Larry the Cable Guy explaining Brexit, or the other tyrannies of the EU.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (2qSHg)

116 Ah, this is where everyone went.

Creeper, if you are still here, prayers as you navigate what to do, and for the very tough decisions about your health you have to make in the near future.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (Rbfr/)

117 Too heavy to lift.

Also not a good look.

He's straining like it's a slab of granite.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (yL25O)

118 I think everyone is forgetting that Biden has always spouted clichés and nonsense in his debates. He has never had much substance.

Remember the Ryan debate? All he did was tell Ryan he was stupid and full of malarkey.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (1ISKN)

119 Hey, look, I can't make it for this debate. Feeling kinda low, and Hunter gave me a little pick me up. Seems to help, but that Metamucil and gin recipe Hilz gave me is kinda making things a little loose. Sure tastes good. Jill said to try the stuff in the nose, once again from Hunter, and it seems to help. Better, breakfast, Bromo seltzer, yeah that's our motto.

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (C1Lsn)

120 See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)


I am of the belief that they've been experimenting with a combo of drugs while sending him out to shit the bed in public.

They haven't found the right combo yet.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

121

Dow up 410. Run away!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

122
Reading is funda MENTAL!

-- Joe Biden, Mentat Extraordinaire

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (pNxlR)

123
See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.


The new Fox poll says the majority of those "asked" think Joe is more "sane" than Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (Zmnko)

124 There are no teleprompters at the G7 summit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (ay9ID)

125 He likes broccoli because broccoli lets him win at checkers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Well, maybe not win, but certainly put in a good showing. By which I mean he won't eat the pieces or shove them in his nose.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (v16oJ)

126 He's gonna need life support for a debate with Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

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Trump needs to melt him down once, leave him sputtering and confused.

Walk across the dais to Joes podium... put his arm around Joes shoulder and say... "Its alright Joe this isnt your fault." Looks off comera. "You staffers should be ashamed of yourselves." "Cmon Joe, enoughs enough. We need to stop this".

Walks Joe over to Jill and hands him off.

Exits stage right.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

127 Why does it look like Hiden Biden's head looks all beat up? Is it my monitor?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (N3El/)

128 Shut up and leave me alone until November! That tv series Cuties finally ended after 12 seasons, and I need to binge watch this.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (+QDTy)

129 Look at the picture, notice that there are 2 colors of words?

The green are the question, the blue are the answers.

The entire thing is scripted.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)

130 It would be hilarious too.. because you know Trump will try to get him off guard and confused while he's trying to listen to his handlers.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (CjFDo)

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Wouldnt be hard at all to find the frequency (Kenneth) and jam it.
Posted by: fixerupper

...........

Or.. even better.. start feeding him nonsense stuff to say..

"10-4 We have a 1022 on Main and Elm.. please respond"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (CjFDo)

131 And yet, none of this matters to those that are supporting Slow Joe.

'Cause p*ssy, or Russians or uncouth or something.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (Rvt88)

132 120 See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

I am of the belief that they've been experimenting with a combo of drugs while sending him out to shit the bed in public.

They haven't found the right combo yet.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)


Funny you say that because the story says that the drugs are making him incontinent. Supposedly they're trying to find a brand of Depends that doesn't show on camera or make crinkly sounds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

133 >>>James Corden, John Oliver, Trevor Noah - do Americans go to other countries and plague their talk shows so?


Let's not forget the horrendous Piers Morgan stint at CNN.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (xPl2J)

134 I find it illuminating that the media and DNC seem unable to make Biden look even remotely good.
It tells me if you saw this frail old man on the street you would bring him to the nearest care home.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (lgiXo)

135 See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.

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Wait... there are minor dementia drugs??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

136 "I'm Joe Biden, and I read this message."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (AFSld)


I'm Joe Biden and I didn't wake up this morning.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

137 American Greatness had an editorial today that claims that its too risky for Biden to fall ill and avoid debates, so the left and the MSM will run a "bomb" against Trump, potentially a "CDC Covid cover-up" with the WhiteHouse "hiding" the real numbers. A "whistleblower" will come out and claim the real deaths are 5X the reported ones and the media will call Trump a "murderer". Biden's people will then say they can't debate Trump after such "shocking allegations". If true then I expect Fauci to be a key part of this plan. Watch this space...

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (KTq2u)

138 This is proof that the deep state sees the president as a ceremonial figurehead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (ay9ID)

139 It's not like that was a monstrous oil painting with a 8" wide carved oak frame.

He's lucky he din't spray eye blood all over the teleprompter.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (yL25O)

140 This is the guy winning over suburban voters?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (sVC8r)

141 135 See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.

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Wait... there are minor dementia drugs??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

==========

No, miner. For miners.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)

142 See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.

One of the side effects of which is incontinence. So all of us who've been predicting this may not have to wait much longer.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (v16oJ)

143 "Do not read this part out loud. Oh! Would you like more tapioca... Well, I certainly would! Wait, I guess that was the part I wasn't supposed to read..."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

144 @133

Don't leave out Samantha Bee, she's Canadian.


Which isn't even a real country anyway.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (M9HE2)

145 If there is a debate I fully expect Biden will go into a screaming rage.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (lgiXo)

146 So when is Brett Baier gonna have Biden's spokesman on again and confront him with this?

Posted by: DPICM at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (M2VUX)

147

Although the DNC can appoint anyone they wish to take his place at any time, how late can they go before it's too late to change the ballots without a court order?

Posted by: Dingleberry at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (d6DSt)

148 >>> See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.

Which, according to some rumors, make him incontinent. (You are welcome to that mental image. I have helped change elderly diapers so I'm somewhat immune.)

IF the debates actually happen (what are the current betting odds?), Trump should drink big glasses of water onstage to troll him.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (Rbfr/)

149 111

"I'm Joe Biden, and I read this message."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM

So I guess the speculation was wrong about you being the Philly cop on Rush Limbaugh's program earlier?

Otherwise I imagine you'd be here (rightly) bragging about it like shibumi!

Posted by: N'Sync at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (Do5/p)

150
Unfortunately, many Americans, incorrectly, assume a British accent lends authority and class to whatever is being said.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (mht8P)

151
Funny you say that because the story says that the drugs are making him incontinent. Supposedly they're trying to find a brand of Depends that doesn't show on camera or make crinkly sounds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)


That would explain the bout of walking farts he's developed, maybe.

Crowder pulled a moment during Biden's "a black guy invented the light bulb" speech where he appears to have farted again and the mic picked it up.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Joseph Dickerson at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (KTq2u)

Too late... They're already saying that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (Zmnko)

153 I was just doing some detailed research on using a teleprompter for softball interviews with foreign comedians.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (pw+jk)

154 >>The green are the question, the blue are the answers.


Is it that or is it the follow the bouncing ball...turns green as he reads it so he doesn't lose hi place?

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (aDUUy)

155 129 Look at the picture, notice that there are 2 colors of words?

The green are the question, the blue are the answers.

The entire thing is scripted.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)

That could also be how they separate the two singers in a karaoke duet....

regardless, Joe Biden is a hapless imbecile.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (/EuRN)

156 Let's face it .. There is nothing that Joe can do that will make the media stop slobbering over him...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (Zmnko)


None I can think of. At least Obama made a bit of sense. This is just creepy, but the Orange Man Bad!

For the debate, I've figured they'd rig Joe's podium with a teleprompter the same way they (apparently) did Hillary. He'll have the answers ahead of time, and loads of rehearsal.

Still, it would be awesome if Team Trump hacked his podium/teleprompter at the debate, and had him reading from the Kama Sutra, or Joy of Cooking. Because, he'd read it. And the rate of blinking wouldn't change a bit.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

157 There have been multiple anonymous leakers about Biden, fwiw. Their stories all match up. It's Jill Biden that is has been pushing him to stay in the race from the beginning because she wants to be First Lady.
*cough* *white sharia now* *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (+QDTy)

158 He's senile and should be in a nursing home getting the help he so obviously needs and looking at photos of his grandkids while he eats his pudding cup.

The continuing abuse of this obviously compromised old man is just sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

159 Biden refusing to debate Trump for any excuse will crush what's left of the fake image people have of him.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (sVC8r)

160 O/T but I thought this was interesting.

Did anyone see Trump's Reno speech? He was introducing the local people running, and then he called out some guy (Laxalt?) as the person who should have been elected governor last time, but he'll be the next governor of Nevada.
Then he mentions that this guy is the current AG, and *twice* he teases him about whether he's keeping a sharp eye on the mail-in balloting fraud, because he's the guy in charge of the vote.
Take a look at the tape--I had the immediate impression that Trump was implying this guy was a black hat, but maybe I'm paranoid.
Contrast that to when he says that its perfectly safe to mail-in in Florida, because they have a lid on the fraud.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (AwPyG)

161 Funny you say that because the story says that the drugs are making him incontinent. Supposedly they're trying to find a brand of Depends that doesn't show on camera or make crinkly sounds.

Incontinence is also a pretty normal symptom of mid-stage-and-beyond dementia, even without drugs.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (ZGrMX)

162 If we send Joe on a rocket to a comet, will he get space dementia?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (LSoOS)

163 So when is Brett Baier gonna have Biden's spokesman on again and confront him with this?
Posted by: DPICM at September 14, 2020 01:09 PM (M2VUX)

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I saw that.

I was *SHOCKED* that Baier did REAL journalism.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

164 >>>Why does it look like Hiden Biden's head looks all beat up? Is it my monitor?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with more Disturbed) at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (N3El/)<<<

Help!
I've fallen, and I cant get up!!!

Posted by: Joke Biden, taking another tumble at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (yk557)

165 Joe will be replaced prior to the debates by Hillary. mainly because the campaign got a great deal on Depends and don't want them to go to waste. Once he's out Joe can shit his pants all he wants. And he wants.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (kfcYC)

166 I want there to be a digital debate just so I can say the words "Digital Biden." /snerk

Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (AaDJB)

167
Joe Biden has the soul of a vice president.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (mht8P)

168 Da stroke eye, shooting at the moderator, and Joe offers a Wendy's napkin for cleanup. What a gent.

Posted by: bill in arkansasDa s at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (C1Lsn)

169 What is unknown will become known.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (BDv0U)

170 158 He's senile and should be in a nursing home getting the help he so obviously needs and looking at photos of his grandkids while he eats his pudding cup.

The continuing abuse of this obviously compromised old man is just sad.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

He deserves every bit of it, and worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

171 Joe shitting himself in public would almost tie with the Hillary's bollard moment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

172 "The evidence shows that SARS-CoV-2 should be a laboratory product created by using bat coronaviruses ZC45 and/or ZXC21 as a template and/or backbone. Building upon the evidence, we further postulate a synthetic route for SARS-CoV-2, demonstrating that the laboratory-creation of this coronavirus is convenient and can be accomplished in approximately six months."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:12 PM (ay9ID)

173 >>Good God. Biden should be doing reverse mortgage and aging supplement commercials, not running for president.


He should be sniffing caregiver hair at The Villages assisted living.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 01:12 PM (bDqIh)

174 >>One of the side effects of which is incontinence


"...but now I'm running for President, thanks to Oops, I Crapped My Pants."

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:12 PM (aDUUy)

175 Teleprompter Shmeleprompter. We want to know if Biden is boning Andrew Gillum!

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (qpX6U)

176 >>Is it that or is it the follow the bouncing ball...turns green as he reads it so he doesn't lose hi place?

I was reading from some TV producers piece yesterday and he was explaining how TV teleprompter worked for a scripted event.

This was his explanation and he seemed quite confident that was exactly what we are looking at.

It's pathetic enough that Joe needs a teleprompter for a touchy feely, softball interview but he's so far gone he needs the questions and answers in advance.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)

177 I dunno you guys, if you think Jill Biden is some kind of powerful mastermind who can buck the party, I have a bridge to sell you.
More likely they are going to switch out Biden at the last minute, and its too soon to do it yet.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (AwPyG)

178 This might be the funniest thing i have ever seen.

Biden at the grocery store

https://twitter.com/i/status/1304696798662078464

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (M+Lyo)

179 It's no Biden himself that's the draw. It's the team of accomplished professionals who will be working with and advising him. All outstanding people.

Posted by: No at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (e4ytw)

180

If I put pudding on my wang the dog will lick it off, and reporters too, but mostly reporters!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (d6DSt)

181 Trump should offer an option to Jill if she wants to be First Lady so much


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (LSoOS)

182 It was just a few years ago that Joe Biden was suggesting how to railroad Flynn, so he gets no sympathy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (oVJmc)

183 Rush is beating up poor ol' Joe about his appearance in Camden to vote early and he can't remember where he's going to travel tomorrow, Jill steps in to remind him it's Florida and he still screws it up which makes a staffer mad.

Rush is saying Biden is not going to debate.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (qZdIZ)

184 PSA:

A man can build one thousand bridges and forever be known as a bridge builder, but if he sucks one **** he will never be known as a bridge-builder.

Posted by: Vince Boudreau at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (qMOmA)

185 The left loves to be lectured to by foreigners Part of the reason they loved Obama so much....

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (HwiWi)

186 The truth is there are no drugs to help dementia that work long term. Joe is on a downhill run. No offramps.


Posted by: USNtakim at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (0OmEj)

187 154 >>The green are the question, the blue are the answers.


Is it that or is it the follow the bouncing ball...turns green as he reads it so he doesn't lose hi place?
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (aDUUy)

I would pay any amount of money to get a karaoke machine to replace Biden's teleprompter.

Reporter 1: "What will your policy be on China tariffs?"

Biden: "Desperado, why don't you come to your senses..."

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (Izzlo)

188 This also means that all questions were planned ahead of time, no?

It's not just that he had a teleprompter.

It's that the entire thing is a planned script.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (yL25O)

189 Annnd, we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (Do5/p)

190 ...For the debate, I've figured they'd rig Joe's podium with a teleprompter the same way they (apparently) did Hillary. He'll have the answers ahead of time, and loads of rehearsal.

Still, it would be awesome if Team Trump hacked his podium/teleprompter at the debate, and had him reading from the Kama Sutra, or Joy of Cooking. Because, he'd read it. And the rate of blinking wouldn't change a bit.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

Well, the C-SPAN moderator, Steve Sculley, used to intern for Joe Biden and work for Ted Kennedy, so I wouldn't be surprised if Biden's people get the debate questions from him.

I think Trump should call all this out on the debate stage, but I'm not really worried about this at all. Biden gets one shot to give his prepared answer to the questions, but once Trump responds he'll need to rebut PDJT.

There will be no way that Biden's response to Trump can be gamed out in such a way that Slow Joe can keep all that info in his leaking noggin.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (6xA3t)

191 >>The continuing abuse of this obviously compromised old man is just sad.


It would be sad if we were disinterested parties; however, since he is the means through which nameless, globalist powerbrokers plan to take over the WH: it is outrageous.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

192 Bloomberg's $100,000,000 Florida investment is paying off!

Biden Support Among Florida Latinos Hits A New Low

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

193 Biden is the best they can do.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (RuIsu)

194
I wondered when they were going to start doing this.

Joe's short term memory is obviously shot, so he can't and/or has great difficulty forming new memories.

But, most Alzheimer's patients can recall the past fairly clearly, even if it's jumbled up a bit.

So, what do they do? Have hacks like Corden ask him questions about the past and BINGO! Joe seems somewhat mentally capable.

These idiots are so easy to predict.

Plus, his handlers absolutely don't want people thinking too hard about the future...ie. Biden as Preezy.

Cuz that's a scary thought no matter what your political affiliation is.


Better to remind people of Past Pre-Senile Joe while he can still work up old memories like a trained seal.

Future Joe has no future.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (dWwl8)

195 He deserves to rot in GITMO with the rest of his family. But hearing that it's Jill Biden who has been behind this because she wants First Lady title is ghoulish. Most Democrats and the DNC wanted him out. Jill has been the driving force.

That Q squad and their memes always for years said to watch and follow their wives. They aren't wrong....

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (+QDTy)

196
Rush is saying Biden is not going to debate.

SanFranNan says no one should debate Trump because he's not worthy...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (Zmnko)

197 He deserves every bit of it, and worse.
_____________

I know he's a contemptible sleaze, but it's still wrong to take advantage of people in his condition.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (k4dH2)

198 The debates will be online, remote and Joey B will be replaced by Max Headroom.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

199 181 Trump should offer an option to Jill if she wants to be First Lady so much


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (LSoOS)

First Lady on Mars, maybe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (/EuRN)

200 I looked in Biden's eyes and found them to be like doll's eyes, then I smelled that Joe had relieved his bowels in his pants again.


He is a man I can do business with.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (pw+jk)

201 179 It's no Biden himself that's the draw. It's the team of accomplished professionals who will be working with and advising him. All outstanding people.


Who are...?

Who is Biden a trojan horse for?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

202 >>> John Oliver, Trevor Noah

I have millennial loved ones with raging TDS, and those two are the source of a lot of their news. It's impossible to argue facts and logic with someone getting all their news from clown nose on sources. I have tried and failed.

I enjoy Gutfeld's humorous take on the news, not sure if he's in a similar category. But he's a fun side diversion of news, not my primary source.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (Rbfr/)

203 Has David French made the conservative case for electing and obviously senile president?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (lgiXo)

204 156 Let's face it .. There is nothing that Joe can do that will make the media stop slobbering over him...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (Zmnko)

None I can think of. At least Obama made a bit of sense. This is just creepy, but the Orange Man Bad!

For the debate, I've figured they'd rig Joe's podium with a teleprompter the same way they (apparently) did Hillary. He'll have the answers ahead of time, and loads of rehearsal.

Still, it would be awesome if Team Trump hacked his podium/teleprompter at the debate, and had him reading from the Kama Sutra, or Joy of Cooking. Because, he'd read it. And the rate of blinking wouldn't change a bit.
Posted by: clutch cargo
___________

I'd like to see Trump insist on switching podiums after about five minutes into the debate.

Posted by: Furious George at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (9vQJW)

205 This is getting real pitiful. But Biden leads Trump nationally by eleventy point, y'all!

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (a0IVu)

206 Still, it would be awesome if Team Trump hacked his podium/teleprompter at the debate, and had him reading from the Kama Sutra, or Joy of Cooking. Because, he'd read it. And the rate of blinking wouldn't change a bit.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

Nothing will stop Trump from posing direct questions to Biden. Wait for it.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (BDv0U)

207 He deserves every bit of it, and worse.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 01:11 PM (NWiLs)


This, 100%. The worst part is, the evil fuck thinks he's on the ball and ready to play. Sufferers of dementia have no idea they're losing it. It's always somebody else that's causing things to go wrong.

They need to keep him locked up, because if he was out campaigning like a normal person, he'd have taken a swing at a constituent for asking a question he got confused about.

Another reason to keep the fear of Covid in people's minds. If this was a normal election year, he'd have been put into a straight jacket.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (8B6Ng)

208 This might be the funniest thing i have ever seen.

Biden at the grocery store

https://twitter.com/i/status/1304696798662078464
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (M+Lyo)


Ok, that didn't go how I expected.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (ZGrMX)

209 199 181 Trump should offer an option to Jill if she wants to be First Lady so much


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (LSoOS)

First Lady on Mars, maybe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (/EuRN)




SPACE FORCE!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

210 "It's Jill Biden that is has been pushing him to stay in the race from the beginning because she wants to be First Lady."



That's why I don't believe any of the he's going to step aside stories. If by chance he wins, she is not going to leave the White House for anyone, she wants her term as First Lady.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (4thlk)

211
Trump should offer an option to Jill if she wants to be First Lady so much

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (LSoOS)

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Jill wants to be the 21st-century version of Edith Wilson.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (mht8P)

212 Here's Biden's prissy sissy Press Secretary ducking the question RE Biden's use of teleprompters during interviews.

Everyone who saw that interview knew that Biden was using them. It's hilarious to me that Ducklo has egg on his soy soaked face now that everyone knows for sure Biden's got teleprompter help for even the most friendly, softball interview.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (YYlyE)

213 Biden at the grocery store

Fhose are some oblivious women, especially the one in red.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (v16oJ)

214 More likely they are going to switch out Biden at the last minute, and its too soon to do it yet.
Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (AwPyG)

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That would cause way too much pushback.

The smarter play would be to have Joe step down after the election.

Unless the Normies marching in streets is what teh left wants.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

215 The worst episode leaked by multiple sources l was a several day period Biden had to be locked away and drugged because he thought it was 1984 and he was running against Gary Heart.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (+QDTy)

216 Bloomberg's $100,000,000 Florida investment is paying off!

Biden Support Among Florida Latinos Hits A New Low

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)



Ah! Zee Bloomberg Political touch!

Mwah!

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Chef naturalfake, Honorary Frenchman at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (dWwl8)

217 I'll betHunter was banging hookers and doing blow back then.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

218 132 120 See the Morning Report link about an ex Biden staffer revealing he is on major dementia drugs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

I am of the belief that they've been experimenting with a combo of drugs while sending him out to shit the bed in public.

They haven't found the right combo yet.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)


Funny you say that because the story says that the drugs are making him incontinent. Supposedly they're trying to find a brand of Depends that doesn't show on camera or make crinkly sounds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My wife, Dr. Strewn, told me incontinence often goes with dementia.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (kfcYC)

219 The Biden photo with his sons was scripted, but I wondered why they'd bring up Hunter front and center

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (AwPyG)

220

The dementia medicines reverse nothing. In some patients they will plateau and slow the decline, for a while.

Posted by: EDguy at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (d6DSt)

221 The dems are in such a great electoral position that they had to pay off multiple candidates to drop out prior to Super Tuesday, so that they could stop Bernie. And they got Biden as the result.

They already know this is a loser.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (kA3Cp)

222 I might need a script & a teleprompter to discuss the International Monetary Fund, but... TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY KIDS???

Posted by: mnw at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (Cssks)

223 Blow Willie and the Sundown Kid 2020!

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (IrKoQ)

224 I enjoy Gutfeld's humorous take on the news, not sure if he's in a similar category. But he's a fun side diversion of news, not my primary source.

Gutfeld is doing actual comedy. Noah and Oliver are just playing for claps. (Or as Ace called it, "clapter").

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

225 I know he's a contemptible sleaze, but it's still wrong to take advantage of people in his condition.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (k4dH2)

===
No sympathy. NONE.

This man and his handlers want me and mine dead. I hope he dies in a fire.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

226 183

Rush is beating up poor ol' Joe about his appearance in Camden to vote early and he can't remember where he's going to travel tomorrow, Jill steps in to remind him it's Florida and he still screws it up which makes a staffer mad.

Rush is saying Biden is not going to debate.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM

Why is the staffer mad? Set aside politics, don't these idiots know that this is a serious medical condition that you can't just drug the shit out of someone to force them to be coherent?

FFS, how fucking soulless and heartless are these people?

THAT is what Trump should point out constantly. He should note that Joe Biden is losing mental capacity and should be retiring to enjoy his remaining days as best as he can. And yet the Democrat Party, so hungry for power, are drugging the hell out of this guy.

He can say that this is exactly what Democrats will do to the average American. Because they do not see people as human beings, they see them as tools to gain and keep power. And that it is despicable and evil.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (Do5/p)

227 Pangolins were a "red" herring:

Furthermore, contrary to these reports27-29,31, no coronaviruses have been detected in Sunda pangolin samples collected for over a decade in Malaysia and Sabah between 2009 and 201943. A recent study also showed that the RBD, which is shared between SARS-CoV-2 and the reported pangolin coronaviruses, binds to hACE2 ten times stronger than to the pangolin ACE22, further dismissing pangolins as the possible intermediate host.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (ay9ID)

228 Oops, forgot the link:

https://youtu.be/GBYXS1se8i0

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (YYlyE)

229 prompter, shmompter.

All millions of slackjaw women are going to remember is his emotional discussion of his children.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (DJFLF)

230 "My son Hunter got two photos taken:
One like this (turn head to right)
And one like this! (look straight ahead)"

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (2RBkF)

231 I was thinking Dr Jill as Chancellor at the University of the United States. Where Prince Hakeem went to school

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (LSoOS)

232 If you only have video evidence and the circumstantial evidence of Biden pretty clearly reading answers (and occasionally the stage direction bits) from a teleprompter during interviews, plus Biden's surrogates odd refusal to just say, "No, Joe doesn't ever use a teleprompter for interviews," then well, it's just a Right-wing conspiracy theory.

And if anyone ever manages to snap and post a picture of Joe reading from a teleprompter during a softball interview, well then that'll just be a Russian "deep fake" collusion effort that it will be your duty as an American to ignore and never mention again, and why are we talking about such trivial things when Trump is such a bad guy.

Posted by: Remember the post office panic from like three weeks ago, what happened to that? at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (dYe5S)

233 Who is Biden a trojan horse for?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

The Jews..... I'm kidding! Relax!

The Uniparty Cabal administration of Bushies, Clintons, and Obamas.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (+QDTy)

234 >>I have millennial loved ones with raging TDS, and those two are the source of a lot of their news. It's impossible to argue facts and logic with someone getting all their news from clown nose on sources. I have tried and failed.



I doesn't seem to be working as well with Gen Z, I think?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

235 @214
if the normies aren't marching by now, they'll not be marching when the dems pull whatever's left on the list.
Trump asked Reno why they let rioters destroy their town, which is a good question. Kenosha must have more guts than Reno.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (AwPyG)

236 If Biden thinks it's 1984 he may be more lucid than we think.

This is 1984 in two ways I can think of, at least.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (BDv0U)

237 I have millennial loved ones with raging TDS, and those two are the source of a lot of their news. It's impossible to argue facts and logic with someone getting all their news from clown nose on sources. I have tried and failed.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (Rbfr/)

I don't even know who John Oliver is. And I didn't know this James Corden guy was a TV host. The only thing I've ever seen him in is a Keurig commercial.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (Ez6QX)

238 That's not THE Michael Moore, that fat tub of shit

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (HrMC1)

239
Bloomberg "news": As Trump raises "baseless allegations of voter fraud" Joe Biden builds legal war room to fight challenges to voting and ballot counting.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (kw5n8)

240 If Biden dies before the election, would they even admit it?

Like what if it's on November 1?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (yL25O)

241

As a Progressive Antifa BLM supporter, I hope this filthy old vile white perv gets gang raped to death by hyenas.

Posted by: Fucktard Halfwit at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (d6DSt)

242 Who are...?

Who is Biden a trojan horse for?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++
My guess? Biden's first term will be Jarrett's third term.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (hYcqw)

243 195 He deserves to rot in GITMO with the rest of his family. But hearing that it's Jill Biden who has been behind this because she wants First Lady title is ghoulish. Most Democrats and the DNC wanted him out. Jill has been the driving force.

That Q squad and their memes always for years said to watch and follow their wives. They aren't wrong....
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (+QDTy)

Jill "Edith Wilson Wannabe" Biden clearly is one of the most evil, despicable humans in American political life.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (puu6v)

244 Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

Have you made an election prognostication yet? You always seem to be directly on the ball. What's your sense?

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (BDv0U)

245 Trump's team should hack Joe's prompter and let the HQ live feed it.

It would be epic comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

246 I doesn't seem to be working as well with Gen Z, I think?

Kyle Rittenhouse is Gen Z.

They're not all like him, but they seem to have largely recognized that the authority they should rebel against is the liberal establishment.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

247 215
The worst episode leaked by multiple sources l was a several day period
Biden had to be locked away and drugged because he thought it was 1984
and he was running against Gary Heart.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:16 PM (+QDTy)

C'mon man, why you have to go and be so racist??

Posted by: Joe Bidet The One and Only at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (DJFLF)

248 "they are going to switch out Biden at the last minute"

SURE "they" are! ...

just as soon as the unicorns arrive on Fantasy Island & mate with the gryphons

Posted by: mnw at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (Cssks)

249 >>> SanFranNan says no one should debate Trump because he's not worthy...Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:15 PM (Zmnko)

Trump should say fine, I'll do a debate with the other presidential nominees then. Kanye West and whomever the green party is putting up. Kanye and Trump on the same stage? Ratings bonanza.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (Rbfr/)

250 >>> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I FORGET WHY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JOE BIDEN KEEPS FORGETTING THINGS!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHISNIHDER at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (q177U)

251 I heard Panama on the radio. That must mean it is 1984

April 4 1984 and the clock is striking thirteen

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (LSoOS)

252 If Biden thinks it's 1984 he may be more lucid than we think.

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I gotta stop Van Halen from breaking up!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (Izzlo)

253 Unforced error. Amazing.

Posted by: Remarkably Unremarkable at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (Jw2qQ)

254 I'm surprised that he can still read, one of the (fairly) early Alzheimer's effects on my late mother was the loss of her ability to write, then read

Posted by: the Butcher at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (979Uj)

255 245 Trump's team should hack Joe's prompter and let the HQ live feed it.

It would be epic comedy gold.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

The Ron Burgundy Maneuver.

I...like it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (6xA3t)

256 I think the plan is to refuse to debate, hope they can fake a win, and have Biden die prior to inauguration.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (kA3Cp)

257 No, miner. For miners.

there used to be a mexican restaurant on the corner of Westhiemer and Voss (probably 8-10 lane intersection) in Houston. It had a big entrance on the east end and single door with a neon "no minors" over the door to the bar at the west end

The locals typically called to meet at 'Club No Minors' for their famous blue margaritas.

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (RusNE)

258 The thing that probably terrorizes them most about the debates are the set dates. If they're sending him out on what they consider his good days, what will they do if debate afternoon he's talking to ghosts and crying for his blankey?

Posted by: Biergood at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (FQWHA)

259 >.Have you made an election prognostication yet? You always seem to be directly on the ball. What's your sense?


Heh, no clue.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

260 The most bizarre things about teleprompter is that to be correctly spelled, both "T"s and the "P" need to be capitalized:

TelePromTer

Why?

Because it's a trademarked brand, from the TelePromTer Company.

But most TelePromTers these days are not made by TelePromTer any more. But people still use the term like "Kleenex" and "Jello" for generic brands anyway.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (HEEq1)

261 ZOD would make a good debate moderator.

Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (q177U)

262 96 Good God. Biden should be doing reverse mortgage and aging supplement commercials, not running for president.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (sVC8r)
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You're joking. There is NO WAY he could do those commercials. The mortgage script is too hard.
The supplement one --- well, whatever the company is selling, one look at Biden and you know it doesn't work.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (M/9m0)

263
Post needs an update. That "Micheal Moore" is not the fat, unshaven blubber neck Michael Moore.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (rXie1)

264 It's impossible to argue facts and logic with someone getting all their news from clown nose on sources.

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Its impossible to argue facts and logic with someone who used neither facts nor logic to arrive at their position in the first place.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

265 DNA is filled with a bunch of nonsense characters in between active coding sequences. They altered the nonsense, while keeping the coding areas intact to make it appear that the spike protein was not copied from SARS.

The more deceiving approach would be to change a few nonessential residues, while preserving the ones critical for binding. This design could be well-guided by the high-resolution structures (Figure 3)37,38. This way, when the overall sequence of the RBM would appear to be more distinct from that of the SARS RBM, the hACE2-binding ability would be well-preserved. We believe that all of the crucial residues (residues labeled with red sticks in Figure 4, which are the same residues shown in sticks in Figure 3C) should have been "kept". As described earlier, while some should be direct preservation, some should have been switched to residues with similar properties, which would not disrupt hACE2-binding and may even strengthen the association further [ZH: i.e., the virus was weaponized and enchanced]. Importantly, changes might have been made intentionally at non-essential sites, making it less like a "copy and paste" of the SARS RBM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (ay9ID)

266 OT

I was driving my five year old son to school this morning when he started telling me about 9/11 and how some bad men flew planes into buildings and it was called 9/11.

It hurt my heart. I just want to protect him from all the bad things in the world.

I know he needs to know these things. I know it's important he understands there are people who are so evil they shouldn't be in human skin. Still, my little baby boy is learning about these things and it hurts.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (YYlyE)

267
Unfortunately, many Americans, incorrectly, assume a British accent lends authority and class to whatever is being said.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:10 PM (mht8P)






Even worse is that this seems to apply to all the Limey accents, even Cockney, which is their version of Ebonics.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (EGyGV)

268 Trump and Kanye at the debate doing Gold Digger

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (LSoOS)

269 21 I dunno, the producer was later tweeting with Cerno and said that the questions from the zoom block and not Biden's script.
Piss off.

Corden did his best to bail him out, but the video actually contradicts his lies.

Look at Corden - he has a laptop with just Biden. There is no teleprompter that he is looking at - the teleprompter is on the camera that he is not facing.

And who would send their teleprompter feed into the remote zoom meeting ?

Posted by: Visolatte at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (C4g9p)

270 229 prompter, shmompter.

All millions of slackjaw women are going to remember is his emotional discussion of his children.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (DJFLF)

I absolutely loathe that sort of thing...

Great. You shoved your pud into some bitch and a shittier version of you popped out. Why, precisely, am I supposed to give a fuck?

You care about your children? You're SUPPOSED to care about your children, you shitnozzle! That's like the bare fucking minimum of creating new people.

And... using your shitty children as props and leverage for political and economic gain while they spiral into drug dependency and debauchery doesn't exactly smack of "Caring Parent", does it now, paste-breath?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (/EuRN)

271 BREAKING:
Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event

Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (3aI0K)

272 Trump's team should hack Joe's prompter and let the HQ live feed it.

It would be epic comedy gold.


BIDEN: I haven't been this horrified since I saw Michelle Obama's dick. C'mon, man!

*CNN FEED ENDS

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

273 The FNM/DNC told us for 4 years that DJT is not mentally fit to be POTUS. Then they selected Sundown Joe as the DNC nominee. What is that? Gaslighting turned up to 11!? Hubris orders of magnitude beyond the greek Icarus mythology?

Posted by: PaleRider at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (T9Hmo)

274 240 If Biden dies before the election, would they even admit it?
_________________

He'll be like RBG and live forever, at least in "news" reports.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (k4dH2)

275 Bloomberg's $100,000,000 Florida investment is paying off!

Biden Support Among Florida Latinos Hits A New Low

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

............

Aww, c'mon! Latino enthusiasm is through the roof?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305366110242394113

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (CjFDo)

276 Pangolins were a "red" herring:

Furthermore, contrary to these reports27-29,31, no coronaviruses have been detected in Sunda pangolin samples collected for over a decade in Malaysia and Sabah between 2009 and 201943. A recent study also showed that the RBD, which is shared between SARS-CoV-2 and the reported pangolin coronaviruses, binds to hACE2 ten times stronger than to the pangolin ACE22, further dismissing pangolins as the possible intermediate host.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (ay9ID)


Fire up the BBQ Hop Sing

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (M+Lyo)

277 Is Biden a Stonecutter?

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (RuIsu)

278 If they're sending him out on what they consider his good days, what
will they do if debate afternoon he's talking to ghosts and crying for
his blankey?


Who you gonna call?

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (v16oJ)

279 They're not all like him, but they seem to have largely recognized that the authority they should rebel against is the liberal establishment.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)
++++++++++
The Zs are somewhat terrifying. There seems to be a split, but I don't know which side is bigger. One side make the Millennials look like conservatives and they want a hardcore communist state and they want it yesterday. The other side makes radical fire-breathing conservatives look tame and they want to reproduce Pinochet's results as quickly as possible.

Both sides seem to have a blood lust (or, at least they don't seem to much care about bloodshed). Shit's very likely gonna get real when they start to assert themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (hYcqw)

280 Heh, no clue.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

Darn. I always like your insights.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (BDv0U)

281 No Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.. So they cancelled Halloween.. Now Thanksgiving... Is Christmas next?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)

282 The next logical question is, When Joe uses a teleprompter during a Q&A or an interview is some staffer typing answers in real time or has has campaign gotten the questions in advance?

Until it's proven otherwise I'm asssuming its the latter.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 14, 2020 01:24 PM (BJKQV)

283 "Trump should say fine, I'll do a debate with the other presidential
nominees then. Kanye West and whomever the green party is putting up.
Kanye and Trump on the same stage? Ratings bonanza."



Don't invite the Libertarian, Rogan and Jo Jo would spend the whole debate on legalizing weed.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)

284 I do think we need to keep pushing that Biden won't debate just to have them keep declaring that he will. Right up until they say he can't and then just keep hammering on that.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 01:24 PM (2fGCR)

285 227 Pangolins were a "red" herring:

Furthermore, contrary to these reports27-29,31, no coronaviruses have been detected in Sunda pangolin samples collected for over a decade in Malaysia and Sabah between 2009 and 201943. A recent study also showed that the RBD, which is shared between SARS-CoV-2 and the reported pangolin coronaviruses, binds to hACE2 ten times stronger than to the pangolin ACE22, further dismissing pangolins as the possible intermediate host.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 01:18 PM (ay9ID)

The ChiComs spliced took out 12 pairs of amino acids and replaced them with a 12 pair sequence mixed found in Bats and Pangolins to allowed the cleveage site fit easier and more efficiently to the ACE2 receptors. This has been known since Marchish. It was done through gene editing or CRIPSER type technology at Wuhan lab.
This has been known since Marchish. Not trying to be a dick, but 95% of what people know from leaks and past research has planned out to be true.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:24 PM (+QDTy)

286 MESSAGE: I CARE.
PLEASE CLAP

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (wtvvX)

287 OT:

Dolley was sitting next to Junior as he was in a Zoom class. The kid is 6 and in 1st grade.

She texted me from across the house, "Man, all of these kids are dumb."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (UWqZJ)

288 Biden pulling out family photos in an interview comes off like 'senile old man' as much as anything else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

289 Another bizarre detail:

Through and extremely long series of acquisitions, buyouts and bankruptcies, the TelePromTer Company eventually became one of the components of the entity we now know as "Comcast."

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (HEEq1)

290 Good God. Biden should be doing reverse mortgage and aging supplement commercials, not running for president.
Posted by: Marcus T

Particularly that supplement commercial that makes you brain better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

291 @273
They had the same problem they had in 2016. Bernie was a fake, meant to show how "moderate" their candidate was, but their candidate was so unlikable that Bernie was winning.
As someone else pointed out, look how desperately they tried to get a new "front runner", all the way to Bloomberg.
It's like a greek play, where they were too smart for their own good.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (AwPyG)

292 Trump should offer to debate Biden's teleprompter.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (BJKQV)

293 137 American Greatness had an editorial today that claims that its too risky for Biden to fall ill and avoid debates, so the left and the MSM will run a "bomb" against Trump, potentially a "CDC Covid cover-up" with the WhiteHouse "hiding" the real numbers. A "whistleblower" will come out and claim the real deaths are 5X the reported ones and the media will call Trump a "murderer". Biden's people will then say they can't debate Trump after such "shocking allegations". If true then I expect Fauci to be a key part of this plan. Watch this space...
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (KTq2u)

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They post all the numbers, there aren't any additional deaths.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (bloh/)

294 271 BREAKING:
Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event
Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (3aI0K)



At this point he's just mutilating an already dead corpse.

NYC 1664-1920

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

295
Tim Kennedy: On my podcast Joe Rogan offered to moderate a debate between Trump and Biden. 4 hours. No audience just the 2 candidates and their vision of how to move the country forward. Who wants this?

The president responded: I do!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (kw5n8)

296 Is Biden a Stonecutter?


No comment.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

297 141
Wait... there are minor dementia drugs??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:08 PM (8XRCm)



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No, miner. For miners.


do they work on minor miners?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (sGtp+)

298 We switched out Joe's Namenda for a cat toy. Let's see if he notices!!!

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (BDv0U)

299 11 This just in: even pre dementia Sundown was dumb as fuck.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (y7DUB)

He's the classic combo of dumb-as-fuck and arrogant-as-hell. On full display at the Clarence Thomas hearings.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (H8QX8)

300 Apropos of nothing, my brother got me something very cool. There's an iconic episode of The Twilight Zone called "Nick of Time." It stars Shatner, where he and his new bride broke down in a small town and took lunch in a diner. The table had a napkin holder that doubled as a fortune teller machine. Give it a penny, it gives you a fortune. The machine was possessed by something that only gave fortunes that indicated misery and death and destruction if they ever left the town.

He bought be a reproduction of the napkin holder. Very cool. I need to get some of those rectangular diner napkins to put in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (hYcqw)

301 Dolley was sitting next to Junior as he was in a Zoom class. The kid is 6 and in 1st grade.

She texted me from across the house, "Man, all of these kids are dumb."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (UWqZJ)


Parents stopped parenting their children years ago.

My kid knew how to read and write when she got into kindergarten. She was WAY ahead of 99% of her classmates.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

302
"Can you believe my Daughter In Law banged ALL of the guys in this picture!?"

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (oMPWV)



I just hate getting Filthy Fourths!

Posted by: TOTUS at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (AOmVJ)

303 I don't want to hear another damn word from Stelter, Tapper, Rucker et
al. about the critical role they play as guardians of our democracy.
They need to start asking Biden some legit questions or they need to sit
down shut their mouths.


There are two chances of that not happening: slim and none.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (HaL55)

304 295
Tim Kennedy: On my podcast Joe Rogan offered to moderate a debate between Trump and Biden. 4 hours. No audience just the 2 candidates and their vision of how to move the country forward. Who wants this?

The president responded: I do!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (kw5n

===========

"Trump is only saying this now because he knows that he's going to refuse any debates when the time comes. We are happy to have Biden debate at the agreed upon times."
-Biden's team

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (UWqZJ)

305 New York will soon be a virtual city. It already looks like something from Death Wish.

Posted by: Remarkably Unremarkable at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (Jw2qQ)

306 After the election they'll drag Biden around old circuses.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (pB6Gt)

307 Trump, the GOP, Republicans, and the Right need to stop setting the bar low for Biden because if he just shows up he beats expectations. Whomever are running the campaign and strategy have obviously never competed in any Athletic competition where they have been judged as well.

You never set the bar low for your opponents.... Jared.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (+QDTy)

308 We switched out Joe's Namenda for a cat toy. Let's see if he notices!!!
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:26 PM (BDv0U)

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*wonders if Joe would slap at a laser pointer dancing around his podium.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

309 I dunno you guys, if you think Jill Biden is some kind of powerful mastermind who can buck the party, I have a bridge to sell you.
More likely they are going to switch out Biden at the last minute, and its too soon to do it yet.
Posted by: artemis

_________________

There's simply not enough time to print the ballots and every state has different laws. I don't think they can switch him out anymore without a much bigger loss because now you are talking about a write in campaign. So then you have people marking "Biden" and also writing someone else's name in. It would be a disaster.

Posted by: Blago at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (gkdnV)

310 301 Dolley was sitting next to Junior as he was in a Zoom class. The kid is 6 and in 1st grade.

She texted me from across the house, "Man, all of these kids are dumb."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (UWqZJ)

Parents stopped parenting their children years ago.

My kid knew how to read and write when she got into kindergarten. She was WAY ahead of 99% of her classmates.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

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Junior has to read a book in order to earn TV.

His reading skills are much better than his classmates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UWqZJ)

311 282 The next logical question is, When Joe uses a teleprompter during a Q&A or an interview is some staffer typing answers in real time or has has campaign gotten the questions in advance?

Until it's proven otherwise I'm asssuming its the latter.
Posted by: 29Victor
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You're stupid to even assume that something like that could ever happen.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (9vQJW)

312 @284
That's what Trump's doing. He's a little like Q, where he doesn't make bald accusations as much as he wants you to draw the conclusion on your own.

He keeps mentioning drug testing.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (AwPyG)

313 Rush is saying Biden is not going to debate.
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I just can't see how. I don't think it will happen either.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

314 >>> Jill "Edith Wilson Wannabe" Biden clearly is one of the most evil, despicable humans in American political life.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 01:20 PM (puu6v)

Lady Macbeth should be a cautionary tale, not an inspirational figure!!

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (Rbfr/)

315 "Miners, not minors!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (xPJvm)

316
Active WuFlu cases here in Brazoria County, TX are 0.5% of the population.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (mht8P)

317 292 Trump should offer to debate Biden's teleprompter.
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Yep, or maybe the Biden aide who is typing Biden's answers into the teleprompter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (k4dH2)

318 Even my NeverTrump colleagues waving nonbinary flags and watching Cuties on an endless loop at the massive Dispatch-Bulwark adult gender reveal party in my quarantine beard can see that what centrist unity candidate Joe Biden is doing in the Corden interview is reading a book on an electronic screen during the down time between questions from the interviewer.

I do this myself in podcasts because my giant brain gets bored during the time between when I finish answering a question and the interviewer asks the next question. Obviously, this is something you stupid neonazis with your puny brains cannot even conceive of and therefore you push these ludicrous conspiracy theories about teleprompters and dementia.

Now for something actually important. Your Gender Reveal name is your favorite spice plus the name of your favorite Disney princess. Mine is Cilantro Pocahontas. What's yours?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (EOMr0)

319
Junior has to read a book in order to earn TV.

His reading skills are much better than his classmates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UWqZJ)


She didn't care much about TV, but knew how to use a mouse efficiently by age 3 and was a master of her educational games shortly thereafter.

She was tested at a 3rd grade level in Kindergarten in reading and writing.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

320 No pudding today!

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (PA57R)

321 I do think we need to keep pushing that Biden won't
debate just to have them keep declaring that he will. Right up until
they say he can't and then just keep hammering on that.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 01:24 PM (2fGCR)

Biden is scheduled to come down with the Vid 19, and they will try to shove Karmella out on the stage.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (88+cf)

322
October surprise: And now, we're announcing that Kamala Harris will be our party's actual nominee!!!!

Posted by: Sphynx at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (rXie1)

323 Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event

Maybe, instead, they can dress the turkey balloon in a policeman's uniform and a BLM crowd can throw knives at it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (WkPC9)

324 The other side makes radical fire-breathing conservatives look tame and they want to reproduce Pinochet's results as quickly as possible.

At this point I think Dr. Jill absolutely deserves a free helicopter ride for what she's doing to her husband.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

325 Corn Pop!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

326 No Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.. So they cancelled Halloween.. Now Thanksgiving... Is Christmas next?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)

Knee-jerk reaction is no, they need the revenue. But then again, I guess it depends on how the election goes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (Ez6QX)

327 You never set the bar low for your opponents.... Jared.
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (+QDTy)

Trump's not setting the bar. He's speaking the truth.

Shit... he already said that if Joe manages to get off the stage by himself, the media will call it "the greatest debate performance ever".

DJT has been on the "Winning" merry-go-round a few times.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (BDv0U)

328 INSOM!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

329 281 No Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.. So they cancelled Halloween.. Now Thanksgiving... Is Christmas next?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)
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If Trump wins, yeah, they'll cancel Christmas to sabotage the economic numbers.
If Biden wins, they'll open up to show a miraculous "Biden recovery."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (M/9m0)

330 "Miners, not minors!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (xPJvm)

"You lost me."

Posted by: Tech Sergeant Chen at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (Ez6QX)

331 318 Now for something actually important. Your Gender Reveal name is your favorite spice plus the name of your favorite Disney princess. Mine is Cilantro Pocahontas. What's yours?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (EOMr0)

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The funny thing is that Jonah is one of those people who thinks that Cilantro tastes like soap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (UWqZJ)

332 Yep, or maybe the Biden aide who is typing Biden's answers into the teleprompter.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (k4dH2

I like that.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (BDv0U)

333 Right before the debate, Biden will get a note from his mom.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (pB6Gt)

334
If Biden uses a hidden earpiece to feed him answers,

I hope Trump's Team jams it by continuously playing "Pop Goes the Weasel".

Pretty soon Biden will be clapping his hands in time and skipping around the stage and singing out, "Pop Goes the Weasel!!!"


It'll be nice seeing Joe have fun at the debates.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (dWwl8)

335 Is Christmas next?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)


Yes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (H8QX8)

336 Biden will debate

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:31 PM (BDv0U)

337 We switched out Joe's Namenda for a cat toy. Let's see if he notices!!!

Careful with that, he's a Dem and Dems will swallow anything.

Just hate to see a perfectly good cat toy ruined.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (SchxB)

338 He's the classic combo of dumb-as-fuck and arrogant-as-hell. On full display at the Clarence Thomas hearings.

Posted by: Ordinary American


He does seem like that, but I'm convinced he knows that he really isn't smart, because he constantly and inappropriately stresses his intelligence in public fora. That's Biden. All compensation. It eats at him.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (v16oJ)

339 That's what Trump's doing. He's a little like Q, where he doesn't make bald accusations as much as he wants you to draw the conclusion on your own.

He keeps mentioning drug testing.
Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (AwPyG)

Trump makes the puzzle past the point of sale.

If we talk about whether Mexico will pay for the wall, we aren't talking about whether a wall will be built. (Which is a natural place to be when you've heard the same promise for 10 years.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (LxTcq)

340 I hope Bloomberg's efforts to win Florida for Biden include him making Spanish language ads...

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (HwiWi)

341
On debate eve Joe will develop severe laryngitis and have to whisper his "answers" into Jill's ear.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (rXie1)

342 The funny thing is that Jonah is one of those people who thinks that Cilantro tastes like soap.

Nah, it definitely tastes like soap. Jonah thinks it tastes like the Paolo.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)

343 @310
It's a big dilemma, whether to send smart kids to public schools. No one wants to sacrifice their kid's education on the altar of being "fair" to the not-so-smarts. I've been there myself, having had both "smart" and "not-so-smart"

Think about the UK, where the kids take a test about age 11 that basically determines their educational future. We cringe, but you can see the logic behind it.

That being said, I will note that even the public schools treat the "smarts" differently, no matter what they tell you.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (AwPyG)

344 No pudding today!
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (PA57R)

321 I do think we need to keep pushing that Biden won't
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We didn't eat our meat

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (1Dmt5)

345 I hope Bloomberg's efforts to win Florida for Biden include him making Spanish language ads...
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (HwiWi)


Parley vu france, seniors!!!!

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

346 I avoid humans like the plague, but every other one I don't successfully avoid tells me that 2 to 5 million of us are dead. From wuflu. In the U.S.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

347
I hope Bloomberg's efforts to win Florida for Biden include him making Spanish language ads...
Posted by: steevy

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"Hola, amigo! Tu madre es una puta!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (mht8P)

348 ********
We didn't eat our meat
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (1Dmt5)


How can you get any pussy if you don't beat your meat?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

349 allowed the cleveage site fit easier

Cleavage site? Like kbdabear's twitter feed?

Posted by: spindrift at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (h5TKJ)

350 Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event
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Cancel New Year's Eve in Time's Square while you're at it. Maybe people will scale Christmas spending way back this year, after becoming acquainted with all the things we had to learn to do without. Return it to the small Holy Day it once was.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (LGXGf)

351 @339
Exactly.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (AwPyG)

352 >>> No Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.. So they cancelled Halloween.. Now Thanksgiving... Is Christmas next?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)

With no live theatre until 2021, and hobbled shops and restaurants, they have already killed the city's holiday season. Killing the Thanksgiving parade is just another nail in the coffin.

Does killing the parade actually help Macy's, which is struggling financially? How much of the parade costs do they cover vs outside donations?

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (Rbfr/)

353 if Biden does back out the MSM will mention it for 5 minutes and then forget about. So there really isnt much downside to it for PedoJoe.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (CLxLY)

354 If this was 24 we could have that screencap enhanced and sharpened 528% and see exactly what question and response it was!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (an7Mv)

355 I avoid humans like the plague, but every other one I don't successfully
avoid tells me that 2 to 5 million of us are dead. From wuflu. In the
U.S.


Tell them you want names.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (SchxB)

356
If Joe Biden is elected POTUS by you idiots...... who the hell will actually be running the country ???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

A troika of Jill, Kamal-a, and Nanzi. Chuckie Schumer will think he's been invited, but will be trapped in front of a camera. That is not transmitting.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (PA57R)

357 Biden is scheduled to come down with the Vid 19, and they will try to shove Karmella out on the stage.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2020 01:29 PM (88+cf)



Plausible and very possible

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (M+Lyo)

358 327 You never set the bar low for your opponents.... Jared.
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:27 PM (+QDTy)

Trump's not setting the bar. He's speaking the truth.

Shit... he already said that if Joe manages to get off the stage by himself, the media will call it "the greatest debate performance ever".

DJT has been on the "Winning" merry-go-round a few times.
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM (BDv0U)

Then he needs to stop setting the bar so low a retarded blind 120 year old could clear it.
90% of voters are not tuned in like people here and other places. They will tune into the debates with absurdly low standards and expectations for Biden. There are drugs to make Biden look good, it's the diapers they have to find that will cover the shit and piss from leaking as well as the diapers from showing.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (+QDTy)

359 Sundown live outside in Wilmington DE? Talking about the fires in CA? LOL PDT is in CA.

Soundown is in the angry phase of dementia

And he does appear to be reading

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (tsZQ+)

360 353 if Biden does back out the MSM will mention it for 5 minutes and then forget about. So there really isnt much downside to it for PedoJoe.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (CLxLY)

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"It's a good thing that America listens exclusively to the main stream media."
-President Hillary Rodham Clinton

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (UWqZJ)

361 So the short billionaire is funding 100mil of florida votes.
I just checked there are only 13mil voters (internet so don't trust the number; but , it'll work for an example).
100,000,000 / 13mil = ~7.7mil each...

Seems like the short guy billionaire is not really getting a good return on this expenditure...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (gtatv)

362 She texted me from across the house, "Man, all of these kids are dumb."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (UWqZJ)

I have an 8 year old grandson trying to do virtual zoom school. Unfortunately, unless an adult sits next to him the entire time and goes through it with him, he stares off into space and dreams of anything else. Or plays with the dog, or fools with his baby sister. Or if you give him a pencil and a piece of paper he does doodles about robots.

Computer school is NOT good for most kids that age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

363 God doesn't love us enough to give us a 4-Hour debate hosted by Joe Rogan.

Sending his only begotten son to die for our sins? Yes. But that? No.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (HFvfO)

364 Biden with an ear piece and the Trump team jams it by piping in Mariachi music....

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (HwiWi)

365 I don't think the Dems intend to dump Biden before the election. If they do, two scenarios are possible:

1. The Dems successfully get the courts to force states to put a replacement POTUS candidate on the ballot. Who do they select? Bernie? Hillary? Kamala? I doubt any replacement does better than Biden could.

2. Do not replace him, making Kamala POTUS-elect if the Biden/Harris ticket wins, per the 20th or 25th Amendment. Not a good plan putting Kamala, in effect, at the top of the ticket IMHO.

One scenario the Dems cannot plan and scheme for is Joe for real getting seriously ill or demented, or worse, before the election.

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (AMIL/)

366 271 BREAKING:
Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event

Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (3aI0K)

_________


When they finally run out of food and energy, they can console themselves with a virtual eating event.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (IrKoQ)

367 323

Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event

Maybe, instead, they can dress the turkey balloon in a policeman's uniform and a BLM crowd can throw knives at it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 01:30 PM

I once popped a Woody Woodpecker balloon.

Heh-heh-heh-HAH-heh

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (Do5/p)

368 After the election they'll drag Biden around old circuses.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

When I was a kid, we saw a Sasquatch or caveman or something frozen in a block of ice. Could be a career opportunity for Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

369
With no live theatre until 2021, and hobbled shops and restaurants, they have already killed the city's holiday season. Killing the Thanksgiving parade is just another nail in the coffin.

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Not to worry. If Joe wins, you're going to be bailing them out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (mht8P)

370 353 if Biden does back out the MSM will mention it for 5 minutes and then forget about. So there really isnt much downside to it for PedoJoe.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (CLxLY)

People are already voting in many states and the ballots are already printed in all of them. It's too late. It can't happen. If he dies, he dies.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (+QDTy)

371 @350
Don't look now, but 1,000 people were baptized in the ocean in Calif last weekend.
an old priest told me that Christianity flames even hotter when it's persecuted, and maybe he's right

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (AwPyG)

372 Oh G-D head to the hills. The Artic is melting PANIC PANIC PANIC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (tsZQ+)

373
Then he needs to stop setting the bar so low a retarded blind 120 year old could clear it.
90% of voters are not tuned in like people here and other places. They will tune into the debates with absurdly low standards and expectations for Biden. There are drugs to make Biden look good, it's the diapers they have to find that will cover the shit and piss from leaking as well as the diapers from showing.
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (+QDTy)

Those people don't know anything is wrong with Biden and they don't know about the bar Trump is setting. It will all become clear on the night of and Trump will nudge it along.

Competition is about putting your opponent back on their heels and controlling them. He's not setting the bar, he's forcing them to deny the truth.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (BDv0U)

374 "Hola, amigo! Tu madre es una puta!"
_____________

In old Joe's defense, considering that his wife Jill was banging him when she was married to one of Joe's donors, and Joe's daughter-in-law was banging her husband's brother, you can understand why Joe thinks all women are whores.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (k4dH2)

375 Biden, from his early days, with the sideburns, has a creepy 8mm porn movie air about him. Or maybe, the used car salesman who really screwed over your Grandmother.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (C1Lsn)

376 372 The Blob will be set free!

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (HwiWi)

377 Agree with setting expectations low. Trump needs to say he is looking forward to a tough debate with a 40 year senator who has debated thousands of issues over the years. He needs to be the underdog.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (CLxLY)

378 "Hola, amigo! Tu madre es una ... "
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:33 PM (mht8P)

You forgot "grande" or "mala".

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (PA57R)

379 BREAKING:
Mayor Bill de Blasio cancels iconic Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and says it will be reimagined as a virtual event

Posted by: SMOD

Well, they haven't much to be thankful for in NY.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

380 Andropov Biden is in great shape.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (kA3Cp)

381 >>Then he needs to stop setting the bar so low a retarded blind 120 year old could clear it.

Everyone can see Joe is hiding in his basement while Trump is doing sold out rallies with big overflow crowds.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (ZLI7S)

382 It's at the bottom of the list of importance but I'm most angry now about my conservative friends who continue to watch sportsball. I was indifferent a year ago but things have changed dramatically.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2DOZq)

383 364
Biden with an ear piece and the Trump team jams it by piping in Mariachi music....


Better would be In a Gada Da Vida, and watch Joe stroke out at the drum solo.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (v16oJ)

384 Canceling the Macy's Parade is just one more shovelful of dirt on top of NYC's coffin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

385 Seems like the short guy billionaire is not really getting a good return on this expenditure...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (gtatv)
++++++++++
He spent a billion dollars on the primary and had, what, a single delegate from Guam to show for it?

That outcome alone should have made everyone in the country embarrassed to bring up Russia's purported six-figure Facebook ad spending in 2016. Yet they still do bring it up. They have no capacity for shame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)

386 Joe deserves everything he's getting for the half-century plus he's been infesting office.

Perhaps this will serve as a warning to others how the deep state will use you even until your sundown years.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (uS2EJ)

387 He does seem like that, but I'm convinced he knows that he really isn't
smart, because he constantly and inappropriately stresses his
intelligence in public fora. That's Biden. All compensation. It eats at
him.


The Fredos: they are legion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (HaL55)

388 227 Pangolins were a "red" herring:

Furthermore, contrary to these reports27-29,31, no coronaviruses have been detected in Sunda pangolin samples collected for over a decade in Malaysia and Sabah between 2009 and 201943. A recent study also showed that the RBD, which is shared between SARS-CoV-2 and the reported pangolin coronaviruses, binds to hACE2 ten times stronger than to the pangolin ACE22, further dismissing pangolins as the possible intermediate host.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


The proven fact that this "novel coronavirus" actually originated in a mine in southern China in 2012 has been completely swept under the rug.

No one wants to hear the truth, apparently.

Short version:

In 2012, the bit boss of a mining company in southern China ordered six workers to go down in the deep mine and clean out all the goddamn bat guano that was getting in the way of the minin g operations.

The workers spent two weeks clearing out the guano in tight, close quarters, with no masks, no protection.

All six came down with every single symptom of what we now call "Covid-19." Four of them died. All were treated by a doctor at a local hospital who was mystified by whatever new disease they had.

He took biopsies of the blood of the four dead guys and and the two surviving guys, and sent them to China's main virus research lab -- yep, THAT lab, in Wuhan -- and asked them if they could identify what killed these guys.

But the lab ignored his request, and put the samples in the freezer and forgot about them.

For seven years.

Then, at some time in 2019, a new employee opened the freezer, found these old samples, and without taking proper precautions, said, "Hmmm, what the heck are these?" and opened one.

Oooooops.

The original doctor who sent the sample just published a paper last month proving beyond any doubt that the samples he sent to the Wuhan lab is the source of the "2019 novel coronavirus."

So:

-- It did come from the lab, not the "wet market" or from pangolins.

-- However, it was not a bioweapon or intentionally released; it was an accidental release of an old viral sample, through mishandling.

-- It came from bats, as suspected, but a different bat species that previously assumed, one native to southern China, not the Wuhan area.

I could dig up the link if anyone's interested.

In the chaotic white news of 2020's Fake News Hurricane, the truth was completely lost in the shuffle.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (HEEq1)

389 Computer school is NOT good for most kids that age.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

I agree. I think that's a terrible thing to do with kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (WkPC9)

390 Rush comes back from break with the best Rod Stewart song ever......

https://youtu.be/nH_xiZZheg4

Can you spot the sideboob?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

391 @354
chloe FTW

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:39 PM (AwPyG)

392 370

Don't confuse the Fantasy Island crew with unwelcome facts.

Posted by: mnw at September 14, 2020 01:39 PM (Cssks)

393 bit boss = pit boss

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:39 PM (HEEq1)

394
They had the same problem they had in 2016. Bernie was a fake, meant to show how "moderate" their candidate was, but their candidate was so unlikable that Bernie was winning.
As someone else pointed out, look how desperately they tried to get a new "front runner", all the way to Bloomberg.
It's like a greek play, where they were too smart for their own good.
Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:25 PM (AwPyG)





I think the DNC intelligencia candidate was KamelToe, that's where all the money and excitement was early in the primaries. At least, until she crashed and burned almost from the very beginning.

I suspect that Bloomie wanted to buy the Presidency for himself, and just saw what he THOUGHT was an opportunity. And being a politically cretinous idiot, he thought he could just helicopter in and take the nomination by writing a few checks, but he was never anything more than a piggy bank to the DNC.

I go back and forth on whether Bernie is a grifter who just runs to hoover up as much cash as possible, or if he's a true believer. Both, I suppose. Dacha!

The rest of the stellar, eminently qualified Donk candidates were never serious, they were just burnishing their name recognition and getting some national campaign experience while looking forward to 2024 and beyond.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 01:39 PM (EGyGV)

395 Chernenko Biden is in great shape.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 01:39 PM (kA3Cp)

396 undernood

fiery

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 01:40 PM (UWqZJ)

397 Probably the same teleprompter Obozo used.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 14, 2020 01:40 PM (hVbLi)

398 356---A troika of Jill, Kamal-a, and Nanzi. Chuckie Schumer will think he's been invited, but will be trapped in front of a camera. That is not transmitting.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 01:34 PM (PA57R)
-----------------------------------
Kamala, like nearly all VPs, will have NO power.
You won't see much of her. Less than now ----which is barely possible.

There is no way Jill is going to risk that bitch upstaging her.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 01:40 PM (M/9m0)

399
If Joe Biden is elected POTUS by you idiots...... who the hell will actually be running the country ???
Posted by: fixerupper


Melakon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

400 363 God doesn't love us enough to give us a 4-Hour debate hosted by Joe Rogan.

Sending his only begotten son to die for our sins? Yes. But that? No.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (HFvfO)

---

Because some political disc jockey moderating a debate is so much more important than Christ dying for your sins.

Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2020 01:40 PM (RU4sa)

401 I don't think the Dems intend to dump Biden before the election. If they do, two scenarios are possible:



1. The Dems successfully get the courts to force states to put a
replacement POTUS candidate on the ballot. Who do they select? Bernie?
Hillary? Kamala? I doubt any replacement does better than Biden
could.



2. Do not replace him, making Kamala POTUS-elect if the Biden/Harris
ticket wins, per the 20th or 25th Amendment. Not a good plan putting
Kamala, in effect, at the top of the ticket IMHO.



One scenario the Dems cannot plan and scheme for is Joe for real
getting seriously ill or demented, or worse, before the election.
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So, I have no doubt some court will pull the Toricelli rule out if they need to change the name printed on election day ballots.

I am curious how that works with the ballots that have already been mailed out (at that point)?

Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (kOpft)

402 DiBlasio and Cuomo, doing the hit job on NYC that our foreign enemies have failed to do. Seriously, what decisions have they made that could possibly make things worse than anything a terrorist could devise?

Anyone in the wings that can save the city? The only person I can think of is maybe having a Donald Trump Jr type run for mayor, but post the trump presidency he will never get elected.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (Rbfr/)

403 Does Ducklo have something to say NOW? LOL

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

404 362

Computer school is NOT good for most kids that age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM

I don't think that situation is only reserved for kids.

Working from home is sometimes tough too, because there are so many distractions.

The best reason to learn in school and to work in the office is because your mindset is focused on school and work.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (Do5/p)

405 INSANE UNDERNOOD!

Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (q177U)

406 While all this talk of debates is happening Trump pulled money from ads in PA and MI. Trump needs an infusion of cash ASAP.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (CLxLY)

407
Biden with an ear piece and the Trump team jams it by piping in Mariachi music....


Joe Biden's Earpiece Hack Music = They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha by Napoleon XIV

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (HaL55)

408 @catturd2

De Blasio Cancels Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade -- Killing NYC Economy Further

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (cF8AT)

409 new EPIC rollout.

the kids are killing themselves.
us old farts are laughing at them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (W2Pud)

410 In the chaotic white news of 2020's Fake News Hurricane, the truth was completely lost in the shuffle.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (HEEq1)


it goes without saying how fucking bad the media is

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (M+Lyo)

411 SUNDOWN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (tsZQ+)

412 "I'm Joe Biden, and they tell me I approved this message."

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (rw/ga)

413 I'm confused about the argument that the ballots have already been printed out and in some cases, mailed.
The dems are gunning for mass confusion and lawfare, so that's part of the plan.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (AwPyG)

414 Biden, from his early days, with the sideburns, has a creepy 8mm porn movie air about him. Or maybe, the used car salesman who really screwed over your Grandmother.

-------

I like to say that if he wasn't in politics, he'd own a car lot, have a side piece, and take regular trips with his third wife to swinger parties in Vegas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (HFvfO)

415 Sundown is hysterical about global warming
Thousands of towns under water apparently?

No mention of dead and injuried Police

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (tsZQ+)

416 BIDEN IS TRYING TO LOSE THE ELECTION

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Flavrt at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (MEZgS)

417 Undernood Tapper

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (Rbfr/)

418 -- However, it was not a bioweapon or intentionally released; it was an
accidental release of an old viral sample, through mishandling.


Thanks, zombie, for confirming something I've suspected from the beginning. This was a screw up and the CCP government didn't want to lose face by admitting it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 01:43 PM (SchxB)

419 404

I have worked from home, or rather remotely, for over 10 years. The odd time I go into an office setting my productivity falls by 50%. An office surrounded by people is the worst place for me to get any work done.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (CLxLY)

420 oh so that's what you're talking about with the undernood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

421 281
No Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.. So they cancelled Halloween.. Now Thanksgiving... Is Christmas next?

and new years. 2020 will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (sGtp+)

422 I could dig up the link if anyone's interested.

In the chaotic white news of 2020's Fake News Hurricane, the truth was completely lost in the shuffle.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (HEEq1)

Please because I've heard and seen nothing about this. I've read papers and have seen where the 12 genes have been cut out and replaced specifically to alter the cleavage site so the virus fits more efficiently and easily to the ACE2 receptors. Also, most geneticists claiming it would take at least 1000' of years at least for that specific change in the DNA to occur.

No offense, but that story you told sounds like a great Chinese/Deep State cover story for the work they have been doing since SARS was first discovered and broke out in 2003.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (+QDTy)

423 Ah. The rarest of HQ events.
UNDERNOOD TAPPER

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (hYcqw)

424 Underwood!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (GqqbG)

425 I like how Corden asked him to move it so we could see the prompter....

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (BySB9)

426 Obviously, Mr Pitt has moved out of NYC permanently if de Blasio is daring to cancel the Thanksgiving Day parade!

Taxes and crime removes another taxpayer from the city rolls.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (an7Mv)

427 So, I have no doubt some court will pull the Toricelli rule out if they need to change the name printed on election day ballots.

I am curious how that works with the ballots that have already been mailed out (at that point)?

Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (kOpft)


Who knows what the courts including SCOTUS would rule. Ruling that a vote for Biden must be counted as a vote for whomever the Dem National Party tells the courts is its new, unlisted, POTUS candidate? I would not bet against it.

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (AMIL/)

428 Bets on how long before kirk, spock, and bones find biden in a little room behind a curtain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (9SgOX)

429 @CBS_Herridge

#Durham GET FOCUSED: Agent Strzok memo, known as an "EC" or electronic communication opened FBI Russia probe "Crossfire Hurricane" on July 31, 2016. NOTE: This "EC" obtained through @JudicialWatch shows Strzok drafted + approved it + Durham is investigating whether "Crossfire...

Hurricane" was "properly predicated" which means based on solid evidence + procedures followed. Former senior FBI agent tells @CBSNews that same person drafting + signing off on an "EC" is unusual + may violate the "DIOG" or Domestic Investigations Operations Guide" which...

is the roadmap/rule book for FBI agents. Based on "DIOG," Crossfire Hurricane appears to fall under "Sensitive Investigative Matter" because it involved a political candidate/organization - DIOG states these cases should be brought to attention "FBI HQ + other DOJ officials"

https://tinyurl.com/yy2wusrg

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (cF8AT)

430 406 While all this talk of debates is happening Trump pulled money from ads in PA and MI. Trump needs an infusion of cash ASAP.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 01:42 PM (CLxLY)

He probably pulled ad money from PA because he's going to win in a romp. Don't know about MI, but you can't go two yards in PA without seeing at least one Trump sign in a yard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 01:46 PM (/EuRN)

431 Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
********
Kay Lenz As the Hottie & The Great Jeff Beck on the Guitar

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 01:47 PM (1Dmt5)

432 FWIW, everything from the post below this one on down is italicized - someone with the keys to the place might want to check on that.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (SRRAx)

433 422 I could dig up the link if anyone's interested.

In the chaotic white news of 2020's Fake News Hurricane, the truth was completely lost in the shuffle.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:38 PM (HEEq1)

Please because I've heard and seen nothing about this. I've read papers and have seen where the 12 genes have been cut out and replaced specifically to alter the cleavage site so the virus fits more efficiently and easily to the ACE2 receptors. Also, most geneticists claiming it would take at least 1000' of years at least for that specific change in the DNA to occur.

No offense, but that story you told sounds like a great Chinese/Deep State cover story for the work they have been doing since SARS was first discovered and broke out in 2003.
Posted by: Based Department


https://nypost.com/2020/08/15/covid-19-first- appeared-in-chinese-miners-in-2012-scientists/

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ seven-year-covid-trail-revealed-l5vxt7jqp

(Remove spaces in URLs.)

Plenty of other links is you search.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (HEEq1)

434 361 So the short billionaire is funding 100mil of florida votes.
I just checked there are only 13mil voters (internet so don't trust the number; but , it'll work for an example).
100,000,000 / 13mil = ~7.7mil each...

Seems like the short guy billionaire is not really getting a good return on this expenditure...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 01:35 PM (gtatv)

More like $7.70 per registered voter,, or almost $20 per actual Biden vote.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (PA57R)

435 @427
And it may be they're looking for a reason to circumvent Bush v Gore.Remember that we have 50 little elections, with each state having its own rules that should be followed
I think coronovirus was an attempt to compel mass mail-in voting (it's an emergency!!)
Maybe Biden pulling out is just another such attempt to make a national standard that the dems can manipulate. With the current SC, who knows.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (AwPyG)

436 Trump is between a rock and a hard place if he's re-elected and these cities demand a bail out. As President he knows that he shouldn't bail out these self destructed cities but as a private citizen whose fortune is in NYC and Chicago real estate , he knows a non bail out will permanently cost him half his assets. I believe he will be willing to take the hit. Being President will cost him more than any other President in history or the future.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (2DOZq)

437 @SonicDeanBoom

Joe has Roaches.

https://tinyurl.com/y45a8rnr

Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

438 I am curious how that works with the ballots that have already been mailed out (at that point)?

Judge : look fat, we all know you're not voting for Joe .. you're just voting for whomever has a (D) next to their name...

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (BySB9)

439 how late can they go before it's too late to change the ballots

@@@@

Aren't they already screwed with their mail in fraud? Seems about right.

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (jHjyc)

440 Stelter, Tapper, Rucker et al. are aware that in order to maintain secrecy about the cognitive status of the former VP, they will have to be eliminated ?
.. aren't they ?

Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (3aI0K)

441 Rookie mistake.

I saw the timestamp on this post on the main page and assumed it was EDT.

Then I navigate to the comment thread and its stale.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 01:50 PM (786Ro)

442 I agree with the original commenter who said Joe's going to drop the n-word any minute now.


If it is dementia, that comes with some roid rage like aggressive spells. Add in the various drug cocktails they are pumping into him and if he gets pissed off enough, he might even take a swing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (Bk0np)

443
Who knows what the courts including SCOTUS would rule. Ruling that a vote for Biden must be counted as a vote for whomever the Dem National Party tells the courts is its new, unlisted, POTUS candidate? I would not bet against it.
Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (AMIL/)


Its a TAX!

Posted by: John Roberts at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (HrMC1)

444 but as a private citizen whose fortune is in NYC and Chicago real estate , he knows a non bail out will permanently cost him half his assets.


Watch Trump bail out NYC and the Lefties scream 'He's only doing it for his own personal gain !!!!"

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (BySB9)

445 Rush just announced Gillum news.... Bo must be a lurker..

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (BySB9)

446 That fucker stole my song.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (hKi6n)

447 The folks in Pennsylvania are just sick and tired of Joe Biden ads

Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (3aI0K)

448 Is Ace in Nova Scotia or Venezuela?

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (786Ro)

449 CNN : Stelter ... but mostly Tapper

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (Pqytn)

450 I don't know that team Biden is necessarily getting the questions in advance, although I wouldn't rule that out for some media channels. The handlers can respond pretty quickly, without having to type new responses in for the questions, just by having a clever little indexed document that they can hop around in to pre-prepared answers. A quick copy/paste to the teleprompter software and Joe has a script for that response, even before the question is fully delivered.

Posted by: vrf at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (FL0P4)

451 Trump has taken a massive hit already, in terms of net worth.
He's not in it for the $$
Not to mention if he held a go fund me, he'd break every conceivable record.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:52 PM (AwPyG)

452 All pretense by the MSM has long gone. I'm disappointed because we depend on information from these 'porn masters'.

Posted by: hstad at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (5EXoz)

453 This is a Big Fucking Deal

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (UmCPR)

454 Don't be surprised if the narrative turns to how tons of interviewees use teleprompters. There are a lot of powerful people that would benefit from this being normalized.

Posted by: J Ellis at September 14, 2020 01:53 PM (RNNFg)

455 simultaneous threads...gonna wear me down

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (RusNE)

456 443
Who knows what the courts including SCOTUS would rule. Ruling that a vote for Biden must be counted as a vote for whomever the Dem National Party tells the courts is its new, unlisted, POTUS candidate? I would not bet against it.
Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2020 01:45 PM (AMIL/)


Its a TAX!
Posted by: John Roberts at September 14, 2020 01:51 PM (HrMC1)

The elector actually casts the vote, and how the electors are selected is completely a state function. Presumably each state has a law for what happens in this case. Torricelli is available if needed.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 14, 2020 01:54 PM (CxMGL)

457 They tell me I'm Joe Biden and said something about a massage!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)

458 Corden has been a HERO this cycle ... unwittingly.

He had the interview with Pelosi about her $24,000 fridge.

And now, Biden and his teleprompter.

Dude is rockin' it!

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (SpKeo)

459 Anyone see Prometheus?

Watched it this weekend. Good movie.

Biden looks like the guy that only has days to live and has been in hyper sleep or some shit for years.

His head looks like a piece of mortadella.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 01:55 PM (gAMkn)

460 Impeachment was all about Ukraine, or so said Vindman at the time. But that was a massive unbelievable screw-up, because Biden was on tape admitting his Ukraine corruption. And, in addition, Hunter was all over the Burisma mess and collecting money. So impeachment failed, and all it managed to do was discredit the House Democrats and Biden both. What to do???


It's Russia! Vindman now wants to talk about Russia!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (gtNWf)

461 So, I have no doubt some court will pull the Toricelli rule out if they need to change the name printed on election day ballots.

I am curious how that works with the ballots that have already been mailed out (at that point)?
Posted by: Methos v



The courts will just deem the Dem ticket as valid no matter who is subbed in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (D2I2k)

462 269 21 I dunno, the producer was later tweeting with Cerno and said that the questions from the zoom block and not Biden's script.
Piss off.

Corden did his best to bail him out, but the video actually contradicts his lies.

Look at Corden - he has a laptop with just Biden. There is no teleprompter that he is looking at - the teleprompter is on the camera that he is not facing.

And who would send their teleprompter feed into the remote zoom meeting ?
Posted by: Visolatte at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (C4g9p)

****

Good lord, you guys come off as a bunch of angry libtards pushing the latest russiagate conspiracy theory.

There's some question as to what the teleprompter was showing. Ace posted cerno's original tweet but not his walk-back. He also mistook michael moore the golf pro for MMFlint the idiot. A very unlike -ace post, all in all.

Posted by: lymond at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Jvjtu)

463 @459
You have a death wish.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (AwPyG)

464
Anyone in the wings that can save the city?

----------

Cuomo and DeBlasio think it's going to be the American taxpayer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (mht8P)

465 I do a helluva Joe impersonation after I got 5-6 TNTs in me

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (O+AcM)

466 I'm in the fight, every day. Every hour of every day. Constant input from my team. Team Teleprompter. I'm the biggest player in the biggest drama in the biggest poker game in the world. But you didn't know that. You shouldn't have known that, until some effin' doofus EFFED up. Thanks, Joe Carbon Life Form.

Posted by: Biden's Teleprompter at September 14, 2020 01:57 PM (Pqytn)

467 436 Trump is between a rock and a hard place if he's re-elected and these cities demand a bail out. As President he knows that he shouldn't bail out these self destructed cities but as a private citizen whose fortune is in NYC and Chicago real estate , he knows a non bail out will permanently cost him half his assets. I believe he will be willing to take the hit. Being President will cost him more than any other President in history or the future.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (2DOZq)


You can't take it with you. He's got 10, maybe 15 years after he leaves the White House. He's got more money than he could possibly spend, and his heirs will do just fine. What better purpose could there be to build up a fortune than to spend it in the cause of saving the nation? Our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (CxMGL)

468 @461
No, the courts will say we have to have a national "do-over"
And the election will be up in the air for months.

Posted by: artemis at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (AwPyG)

469 Italicans have invaded the last two posts! Repel boarders!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (KnJdm)

470 Mullet Joe looked truly creepy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (lgiXo)

471 It's Russia! Vindman now wants to talk about Russia!


Posted by: Huck Follywood



Well, he speaks Russian so...expert.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)

472 https://nypost.com/2020/08/15/covid-19-first- appeared-in-chinese-miners-in-2012-scientists/

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ seven-year-covid-trail-revealed-l5vxt7jqp

(Remove spaces in URLs.)

Plenty of other links is you search.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 01:48 PM (HEEq1)

Appreciate it. Do these articles link papers with the genetic sequences before I dive in?

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 01:58 PM (r9ms/)

473 >>> UNDERNOOD TAPPER
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 01:44 PM (hYcqw)

Thankfully rare and infrequent. Noone needs to see that.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (Rbfr/)

474 THAT is what Trump should point out constantly. He should note that Joe Biden is losing mental capacity and should be retiring to enjoy his remaining days as best as he can. And yet the Democrat Party, so hungry for power, are drugging the hell out of this guy.

He can say that this is exactly what Democrats will do to the average American. Because they do not see people as human beings, they see them as tools to gain and keep power. And that it is despicable and evil.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:17 PM (Do5/p)


Wrong. IF there's a debate, Trump should treat him as serious candidate. Destroy him like he did Hillary.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 14, 2020 01:59 PM (Fs5vw)

475 California go red! Under an orange-man sky.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (ftFVW)

476 Have I missed something? Why is there a red underthread?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 02:00 PM (lgiXo)

477 Appreciate it. Do these articles link papers with the genetic sequences before I dive in?
Posted by: Based Department


Try this:

https://www.independentsciencenews.org/commentaries/ a-proposed-origin-for-sars-cov-2-and-the-covid-19-pandemic/

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (HEEq1)

478 >>> There's some question as to what the teleprompter was showing. Ace posted cerno's original tweet but not his walk-back. He also mistook michael moore the golf pro for MMFlint the idiot. A very unlike -ace post, all in all.
Posted by: lymond at September 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Jvjtu)

The Russian bots are INSIDE the blog!

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (Rbfr/)

479 Joe Biden is so retarded and the MSM such an ally of the Democrats that his statement that FDR went on TV to calm the public after the stock market crash didn't even move the needle and it has been buried deeper than a Peruvian miners.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (2DOZq)

480 More America will be underwater

Joe just gave the fisherman's vote to Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (O+AcM)

481 REPORT:
Pennsylvania: Judge Rules Wolf, Levine's Shutdown Orders Unconstitutional

Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (3aI0K)

482 Pretty sad when RBG is probably more 'with it' than Joe Biden...

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (BySB9)

483 are we sure that was a teleprompter? maybe Joe was buying something on eBay, checking his stocks, etc...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 02:03 PM (iTXRQ)

484 113
Joe Biden will be doing guest shots on "Cuties."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM

"Guest Shots"? Is that what the kids are calling it? Hunter had some term he got from Japan during his Navy time...Bukake or some such. My handlers have wet wipes for clean-up afterwards.

Posted by: Joe "O-Face" Biden at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (6K3U5)

485 482 Pretty sad when RBG is probably more 'with it' than Joe Biden...
Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:02 PM (BySB9)

At least I don't need a chest mounted chin support !!

Posted by: Joey 2 times at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (O+AcM)

486 Biden's reading the cue cards again and he speaks on the air now, sentence by sentence as he basically recites the Obama-Biden record and accuses Trump of doing it right now.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 14, 2020 02:04 PM (ABuva)

487 "The green are the question, the blue are the answers."

..and that also means Corden and his network were in on the scam.

Posted by: exdemocrat at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (GmndG)

488 Biden reading from a teleprompter? That's crazy talk ... he is just so mentally active, that he like to read the news while giving interviews ... man.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (Cus5s)

489 "Calling on the Chinese society to be ready for a war, Global Times' Editor-in-Chief Hu Xijin notes that "wars cannot be fought casually, and we must win if we are to fight." " _TimesNow, India

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4eb62x3

They're pushing into Bhutan iirc
He's ginning himself up for the big one.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (SKXSf)

490 I am curious how that works with the ballots that have already been mailed out (at that point)?
Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (kOpft)



They may have to write in. We had that situation once in our congressional district, where Tom Delay quit after he had been nominated, so the replacement that the party selected could not appear on the ballot and we had to write her in. The reason for that law was so that party bigwigs couldn't run a long-term incumbent who was planning to retire in the primary, then he quits, then the party bigwigs select the replacement nominee without the voters having any say (and the law was passed back when Texas was a one-party Democrat state, so you know this must have been going on back in those days).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (CxMGL)

491 A federal judge in Pittsburgh on Monday found that orders issued by Gov. Tom Wolf restricting the size of gatherings and closing non-essential businesses to protect against the spread of covid-19 were unconstitutional.

U.S. District Judge William S. Stickman IV wrote in his 66-page opinion that even though the actions taken in the spring by Wolf and Health Secretary Dr. Rachel Levine were laudable, they violated the First Amendment right to freedom of assembly, and the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses of the 14th Amendment.

Posted by: SMOD at September 14, 2020 02:06 PM (3aI0K)

492 Maybe just start with WTF is the upper left box and let them lie their asses off.

Then take it from there.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (gAMkn)

493 Senility is my super power!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (gtNWf)

494 NC Wuhan Flu news: Positive results for all tests for the last three days: 5.2%, 4.9%, 4.8% . King Roy Cooper and his minions have repeatedly stated that if the positive test results were at 5%, they would feel comfortable advancing to the next phase of openings. Time to FREE THE PEOPLE, YOUR MAJESTY.

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2020 02:07 PM (Pqytn)

495 Yet. Trump said "pussy."

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (ZalkW)

496 A federal judge in Pittsburgh on Monday found that orders issued by Gov. Tom Wolf restricting the size of gatherings and closing non-essential businesses to protect against the spread of covid-19 were unconstitutional.

Shouldve checked with Cardinal Joe Tobin.
Thats what Murphy did here in Jersey
Cardinal said he was cool with no first amendment.

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (BySB9)

497 King Roy Cooper and his minions have repeatedly stated that if the positive test results were at 5%,

He probably had his fingers crossed...

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (BySB9)

498 I can't wait for NT and Hot Air to come to Biden's defense on this.

Hopefully they'll chide us for being super wacky too.

I bet none of us has a jacket with elbow patches either.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (gAMkn)

499 Who are they going to get to run this meat puppet during the debates with Jim Henson long dead?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (iediH)

500 477 Appreciate it. Do these articles link papers with the genetic sequences before I dive in?
Posted by: Based Department

Try this:

https://www.independentsciencenews.org/commentaries/ a-proposed-origin-for-sars-cov-2-and-the-covid-19-pandemic/
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (HEEq1)

Thanks, zombie. Appreciate you,

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (r9ms/)

501 He probably had his fingers crossed...

Posted by: McCool at September 14, 2020 02:09 PM (BySB9)

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He's a Dem in a state with a ginormous Big Pharma footprint.

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (Pqytn)

502 Why a Drooling Retard May Be Just What America Needs

Posted by: Voks at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (ZalkW)

503


That wasn't a teleprompter, that's what always happens when Joe's on TV, it's for the interviewer, not Joe.

Joe only gets words read into his ear, and has TJ Ducklo's hand shoved up his ass moving his old mouth.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (gIYPV)

504 Ace blew up his blog. That's never happened before...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (ZSK0i)

505 Trump doesn't need to debate Joe, Barron could destroy him with a few rounds of "Asshole says What?"

Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2020 02:14 PM (FhXTo)

506 Ace blew up his blog. That's never happened before...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 14, 2020 02:12 PM (ZSK0i)

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That's cool. Real Americans thrive on chaos. At least for a little while.

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (Pqytn)

507 What is wrong with Joe's face and eyes? It looks like bad botox or a face lift done by Camala's surgeon.

Posted by: Megthered at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (SM/op)

508 I figured Biden would hire retreads from the Obama administration, but who knew that would include TOTUS?

Posted by: Stephen at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (yWRc0)

509 506 Ace blew up his blog. That's never happened before...


the horde has been reduced to shelves in Ace world

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 02:16 PM (O+AcM)

510 500 477 Appreciate it. Do these articles link papers with the genetic sequences before I dive in?
Posted by: Based Department

Try this:

https://www.independentsciencenews.org/commentaries/ a-proposed-origin-for-sars-cov-2-and-the-covid-19-pandemic/
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 02:01 PM (HEEq1)

Thanks, zombie. Appreciate you,
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 02:10 PM (r9ms/)

zombie, Ive skimmed it and it's very interesting and is highly plausible. It's worth investigating further.
Would you mind if I send this to an epidemiologist, who has been on point since January, reporting on this and going over the science on his channel? I would give you credit in the email.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 02:18 PM (r9ms/)

511 Dear Debate Committee
Please excuse Joe from the debates -he's taking a nap.

Posted by: Dr Jill Biden at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (LilNs)

512 >>> 490 I am curious how that works with the ballots that have already been mailed out (at that point)?
Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 01:41 PM (kOpft)


A catastrophe....for them. First since almost all states actually respect the party process, they would have to reconvene the DNC in order. Since the rules vary from state to state some states would need write ins at this point.

DNC might have to pay for reprinting ballots in some states.

A bloody mess that would almost guarantee a Trump Victory. That path closed for them likely as a viable option about 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: mikethemoose at September 14, 2020 02:20 PM (Y6UV7)

513 The Future of Diplomacy Project at Harvard Kennedy School's Belfer Center for Science and International Affairs announced last week that Saeb Erekat will serve as a Fisher Family Fellow for the upcoming 2020-21 academic year.

Erekat is a Palestinian diplomat, who's held various senior posts within the Palestine Liberation Organization and the Palestinian Authority.
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Making the world a better place, one terrorist at a time.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 02:21 PM (SKXSf)

514 What is wrong with Joe's face and eyes? It looks like bad botox or a face lift done by Camala's surgeon.

Posted by: Megthered at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (SM/op)

=====================================
The DNC-Clinton-Obama Party hate the American people. If they cared for the American people and their liberty, they would have ensured that a sane, mentally-capable person was nominated for the presidency. Unfortunately, there is an astounding political disconnect between the Dem base and the Dem financiers, and the result is the Biden disaster. The only thing that unites the radical base and the money guys is the Trump existential threat: The President makes the the base liars and fools every single day, and the financiers are fully-vested in domineering PRC future.

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2020 02:23 PM (Pqytn)

515
More like $7.70 per registered voter,, or almost $20 per actual Biden vote.
Posted by: Fox2

They told me not to do maths... doh

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 02:25 PM (gtatv)

516 The only thing the DNC has more contempt for than regular Americans is its own party rank and file. Hold a series of "primaries" in which you have all your party duke it out, volunteer their time, cast their votes, donate $.
Then have them all drop out in favor of the Politburo choice and slot in the last or next-to-last finisher from the primary field into the #2 spot.
This, and the controlled (bought off) "opposition" of Bernie.
It's soul-sickeningly corrupt. Even for them.

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2020 02:28 PM (ZalkW)

517 In fairness, Joe didn't want to use a teleprompter.

He wanted the record player.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2020 02:44 PM (Ndje9)

518 zombie, Ive skimmed it and it's very interesting and is highly plausible. It's worth investigating further.
Would you mind if I send this to an epidemiologist, who has been on point since January, reporting on this and going over the science on his channel? I would give you credit in the email.
Posted by: Based Department


Go right ahead! Good luck!

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)

519 I'd love to rework the audio of the interview to add the following:

"...And here is my son Hunter who slept with my late son Beau's wife prior to developing a crack habit. In addition to keeping it in the family Hunter impregnated a stripper and weaseled out of child support by claiming poverty."

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 14, 2020 02:45 PM (0CMdT)

520 Who knew the democrats were running Mortimer Snerd for President?

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (Lxxwf)

521
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 01:42

Hi Tami, if you're still there I wanted to let you know I was happy to hear your good news about your followup test!!!

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (BDv0U)

522 518 zombie, Ive skimmed it and it's very interesting and is highly plausible. It's worth investigating further.
Would you mind if I send this to an epidemiologist, who has been on point since January, reporting on this and going over the science on his channel? I would give you credit in the email.
Posted by: Based Department

Go right ahead! Good luck!
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)

Oh boy/girl zombie, Paper extensively sited and included in link. Back to the exclusively created in a lab with zero evidence of it found in nature or occurring naturally. Dat cleavage site!

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/ rogue-chinese-virologist-joins-twitter-publishes- evidence-covid-19-created-lab

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 02:58 PM (r9ms/)

523 Treatment Plan for Patients with symptoms of Covid-19,
_Dr. Vladimir Zelenko, University of Texas at Rio Grande.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5t577or

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 03:35 PM (SKXSf)

524 Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 01:21 PM (RusNE)


Sounds like El Patio, think they are still in business.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at September 14, 2020 03:42 PM (YBLgY)

525 "NYU study shows that Zelenko Protocol reduces significantly mortality. Lets see if Twitter blocks this."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8q3ry7o

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 03:42 PM (SKXSf)

526 Really sad and heart-rending.

Old Joe, in his twilight years, proudly showing pictures of "me an' m'boys" back in those happier far-off times.

Seriously, it's awful what he's being put through by his political party. We've become accustomed to seeing funeral services for Dem icons turned into GOTV rallies, but they're not even waiting for this one to die. They'll abort you just before birth, and they'll abort you just before death. They just don't give a damn about human beings.

Horrid.

Posted by: jbspry at September 14, 2020 04:55 PM (ATe9j)

527 when Micheal Moore refuses to drink the kool aide...

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 14, 2020 05:51 PM (TNHVJ)

528 @181 Trump should offer an option to Jill if she wants to be First Lady so much

Nah, Trump likes waking up every morning. Having a knife in his back would cramp his style.

Posted by: deplorable me at September 14, 2020 07:03 PM (V2B6I)

529 While I'm not really a huge fan of Rogan, mainly because he does that liberal thing where they read 1 article and then proclaim themselves the authority on the subject, i'd still rather see him run a debate than anyone currently scheduled.

I think he dislikes each guy equally, will take questions from the public, won't shy away from asking tough questions, and will sit back and let the two just go at each other.

Plus he already gets better ratings than network tv.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (V8ydh)

530 Rotund man chased off Twitter by @esotericCd calls another man "sissy".

LOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: jeff b from Chicago at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (8Op4G)

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