#Woke: Burger King Publishes Painting of the "King" Character Sharing a Gay Soul Kiss with Ronald MacDonald

Hold the pickle.


This advertising campaign is debuting in Finland -- but of course, this is all approved by Burger King's leadership.

And who knows, it may be coming to your town soon.

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Burger King has launched a new advertising campaign in Finland featuring its eponymous mascot sharing a deep kiss with Ronald McDonald, along with the English slogan ‘Love Conquers All’.

The image is front and centre on the landing page of the fast food chain's Finnish website, with various outlets with a focus on advertising showing physical posters at locations such as public bus stops as well.

Corporations and their corporate directors are a Naturally Conservative Constituency.

We just need to pander to them for 200 years before they finally stop pushing hardcore leftwing propaganda.

burgers

From Stonetoss.com

And, Quarantine Cafe.

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM




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1 Burgers?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (ykYG2)

2 hi!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

3 Screw them.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

4 Nothing like advertising your competition in an ad!

Posted by: rd at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (fvlfy)

5 Burgers, now with extra tongue.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

6 Less junk food America ingests the better. It's retarded campaign is you ask me.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

7 AHAHAHAHA this f'n timeline, I swear

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

8 gives meat between two buns a new meaning

Posted by: Dr Arizona Seuss at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (M+Lyo)

9 I wonder how McDonald's is taking this ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (M+Lyo)

10 Killing a perfectly good brand (talking about McD now).

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (zr5Kq)

11 Pretty sure I saw something like this online already, bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (oiIoz)

12 Dammit Finland

Posted by: Chris W at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (ENWT/)

13 Most of the Burger Kings around my AO have closed down, just a few are left from many of them decades ago.

And now you understand why.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (sy5kK)

14 Hold the Pickle, nice.


I thought the king preferred his buns without seed?

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (FDTiw)

15 What the actual fuck?

Someone get me SMOD on the phone! That sack of lazy ass crap has a lot to answer for!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (cI3Q7)

16 That's nothing wait until you see the new BK Kids Meals Cuties toys.

Posted by: f'd at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (XkC/F)

17 McDonalds Special Sauce.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (haWye)

18 Jesus, how nauseating. Stop. Just STOP with the ramming of political messages down our throats! Stupid, stupid corporations. Just sell your garbage food and leave me alone. I wish I could no longer go there, but I don't eat that pure crap to begin with.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (O+I8R)

19 Two all beef patties with special sauce.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (oiIoz)

20 Special Sauce on the side.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (FDTiw)

21 Pretty sure I saw something like this online already, bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (oiIoz)


YES, I saw that commercial too, except it was a dream I had instead of a commercial but otherwise same thing exactly.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

22 Ew.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (rWZ8Y)

23
That's NOT cheese.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

24 "Hold the pickle"
Sure looks like an extra pickle to me

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (ynpvh)

25 I guess we all knew the King was a perv.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

26 YES, I saw that commercial too, except it was a dream I had instead of a commercial but otherwise same thing exactly.
------

Sasha Grey as the Hamburgler was an interesting casting decision.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (oiIoz)

27 Don Draper could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)

28 It all gets more openly sick every day.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (H8QX8)

29 The King's pronouns, anyone?

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

30 25 I guess we all knew the King was a perv.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

He's essentially pedobear with a crown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (cI3Q7)

31 Pretty sure I saw something like this online already, bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...

Ewwww.

Posted by: Andre at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

32 The 'King' making moves on the clown is not surprising. He always had that look.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (/Dgcm)

33 Seriously, try to take a step back for a minute or so every day and imagine explaining 2020 to yourself back in 2005 or so.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (t+qrx)

34 31
Pretty sure I saw something like this online already, bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...



Ewwww.

Posted by: Andre at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

A Throuple?

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

35 I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (nUhF0)

36 Wheeeeee!

Posted by: slippery slope at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (Bk0np)

37 I can't recall where I saw this a couple of days ago, but the OFFICIAL promotion was BK and McD's cooperating to promote some good cause, and showed Ronald's hand holding The King's hand, and only showed them from the elbows down. It was some "fan" (using the term lightly) that took that idea and came up with this... thing.

I'm holding off on the outrage until I can track down that story.

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (Qf0BO)

38 From "Hold the Pickle" to "Hold MY Pickle."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (WEBkv)

39 Rule 34 pro'lly beat them to it.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (786Ro)

40 33 Seriously, try to take a step back for a minute or so every day and imagine explaining 2020 to yourself back in 2005 or so.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (t+qrx)

Let alone 1985 or 1955.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (cI3Q7)

41 Hold my pickle
Toss my lettuce
Special sauce
Don't upset us

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Well, there were those "Wake Up With the King" commercials that had a creepy, gay vibe to them, so there you go.

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (ynpvh)

43 BK has been promoting the crap out of burgers made from ingredients that will cause men to grow boobies so this makes sense.

Posted by: AF at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (S8ePJ)

44 A blast from the past.

https://youtu.be/_AjRR6c--Ak

And the girl who plays Wendy is adorable.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (oiIoz)

45 >>I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?


In my experience it is better to deny responsiblity than to ask for permission.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (FDTiw)

46 Hold my onions.

Posted by: Greange at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (Hs+BB)

47 Screw this insanity, I wish us all luck in the coming bad times. Time to mow the lawn before I get banned...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (2ygtH)

48 Ric Grenell on Lou Dobbs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (Bk0np)

49 If we are going to live on the Idiocracy timeline, can we at least hurry up and get to the drive though BJs?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (LWu6U)

50 What's next?

Wendy getting molested by Arby or Roy Rogers?

Posted by: jakee308 at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (LH/PE)

51 Jack in the Box is the guy you have to watch out for. That smirk when he promises "Just the tip"...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

52 "Cuties" brought to you by Wendy's is TIGHT




/s

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (786Ro)

53 King's assistant: The peasants are revolting.
Peasants: The King is a homo!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (r+sAi)

54 bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...


I thought cute little cartoon Wendy would grow up to be hotter than real Wendy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (q2K0j)

55 Willowed.

Word that power line poles in Snohomish County are being cut through with chainsaws. One pole found hanging from the overhead power lines.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (4k/Uz)

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (4k/Uz)

56 Well, seems like a natural direction for the King, being as the King has been pretty creepy these last few years.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)

57 35
I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (nUhF0)

In the image, I can't tell if this is a consensual thing or not.

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (ynpvh)

58
The Burger King brand is owned by Restaurant Brands International out of Miami. Popeye's and Tim Horton's are their other big brands.

I worked with them on stuff in the last few years. They are jackasses.

I honestly hope this sinks them.

Posted by: fktheleft at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (lvXKd)

59 When they say "love conquers all", they actually mean it. They plan on conquest.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (H8QX8)

60 This is Finland?

I would guess Ronald McDonald is not trademarked in finland, or the lawsuits would be flowing hot and heavy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

61 Over/under on how long before they start depicting and celebrating pedophiles molesting per-pubescent children?

/Just.Shoot.Me. -- The World's Gone Insane

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

62 I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (nUhF0)


If they're not, then what?

How could they even say "please don't use our trademark character in that way"? That would be a brutal hate crime by itself.


AHAHAHA this f'n timeline

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

63 When does Wendy show up in black leather, spiked heels, and a whip? Just askin' questions here?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (13Jbc)

64 from the back it could be Pennywise

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (nUhF0)

65
They are building a subliminal impression that their burgers have sperm in them.

The quality control has gone down the drain anyway. The original products, properly prepared, were actually great. But that was then...

Posted by: Notch Johnson at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (hoTe0)

66
I wonder how McDonald's is taking this ?


I heard the Hamburglar has a contract out on the BKing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)

67 Theres a pickle in my buns!!

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (Hs+BB)

68 I'm so glad my grandchildren are growing up in podunk Wyoming. No tv, homeschooled, and the nearest fast food is forty miles away.

Posted by: four seasons at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (a94gW)

69 Now, do this campaign globally, bold corporate warriors.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (JCrfD)

70 So who is this ad supposed to appeal to-gay men? Because I'm sure even liberal Finnish are not going to be choosing their fast food lunch based on who's kissing whom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (WkPC9)

71 Grimace hardest hit

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (ch6++)

72 53 King's assistant: The peasants are revolting.
Peasants: The King is a homo!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (r+sAi)

The King is a Fink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

73 AIDS is just a construct of the hetero-patriarchy.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (cpS4u)

74 Why french kiss Mickey D's, a competitor? If they really mean it, they should shut down their business to prove their love for Ronny McD. And gift them all their business and equipment.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (9hauA)

75 Ron, I'll trade you a whopper for a quarter pounder.

Posted by: The Ghey Burger King at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (EgshT)

76 Gabe Malor assured us this wouldn't happen before he flounced off!

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (y7DUB)

77 34
31

Pretty sure I saw something like this online already, bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...





Ewwww.



Posted by: Andre at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

A Throuple?


Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (ynpvh)


__________


A Lucky Pierre (AKA the Kennedy/Dodd Waitress Sandwich)

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg)

78 That's just gross.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

79 35 I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (nUhF0)



There's no McDonalds branding in the image so I doubt they can actually do anything about it if they weren't.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (vMCab)

80 64 from the back it could be Pennywise
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (nUhF0)

I think even Tim Curry would be a bit squicked by this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (cI3Q7)

81 >>> 48 Ric Grenell on Lou Dobbs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (Bk0np)


No, I think it's supposed to be a cartoon of Ronald McDonald on Burger King

Posted by: heard in Biden's basement at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (l6b3d)

82 If you're not constantly thinking about men who are sexually aroused by feces then you're not allowed to eat at our restaurants!

Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (cEKOe)

83 These two icons were designed to be relatable and appealing to children.


Totally coincidental.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (Bk0np)

84 63 When does Wendy show up in black leather, spiked heels, and a whip? Just askin' questions here?
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (13Jbc)

I thought this was just her standard off duty attire.

She IS a Red Head after all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

85 33 Seriously, try to take a step back for a minute or so every day and imagine explaining 2020 to yourself back in 2005 or so.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
--

I saw some old "Congrats, grads!" cards at the post office, and one read "2020 is Your Year!"

How effing sad! I'd opt for another year.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

86 72 53 King's assistant: The peasants are revolting.
Peasants: The King is a homo!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (r+sAi)

The King is a Fink!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

The Lone Haranguer rides again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

87 If you don't know the difference between love and lust, then you probably should get right with a Bible tout de suite.

Love is wanting the highest and best for the other, for the other's sake. I fail to see how pounding a man in the asshole or sharing AIDS meets that standard.

Lust is self-pleasure at the expense of another. I would say destroying another man's colon probably fits that category.


They probably should have shown the king giving the clown an enema to make the point a little more clear, but the idea is right there.

And it isn't love, Christian love or any other, that assures people that they are just fine living in horrendous mortal sin.

But, naturally, YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (okGHj)

88 The 'King' making moves on the clown is not surprising. He always had that look.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (/Dgcm)

Is this not a #meToo situation? King taking advantage of jester.

SMH.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (9hauA)

89 Special Sauce on the side.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM


Of the face.

Posted by: Bert G at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (OMsf+)

90 No escape. You will be made to care. Everything is about the LGBTQ / BLM/ Marxist agenda. There is no voting or boycotting our way out.

Some call cuties pedophilia, like the conspiracy Qanon pushed, now anyone who is against pedophilia in any form is a Qanon conspiracy nut. This is getting normalized. 50 year old men want to see your 10 year old daughter naked and have her suck his dick. Within 5 years it will be illegal for you to say no.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (dNzKv)

91 Ric Grenell on Lou Dobbs
---

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

92


Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (s2VJv)

93 Now do this ad campaign in the places where Black Lives Matter is popular.

Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (cEKOe)

94 I saw some old "Congrats, grads!" cards at the post office, and one read "2020 is Your Year!"

How effing sad! I'd opt for another year.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)


All the good ones are already spoken for.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

95


Principal Financial has a new commercial out. It is chocked full of SJW bullshit. BLM marches, gay dads, lesbos holding hands, chick holding a Justice sign. I think they were trying to check every woke box with the commercial. Towards the end it says, When the world is standing still. That's the time to change it.


No idea what it has to do with investing. If I had any money with Principal I'd pull it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (o/dyo)

96 92


Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (s2VJv)

That'll be their New Year's theme.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

97 They're just making it easier for people to realize we can't co-exist.

They've gone too far into their fairy land of perversion and insanity.

Once some State becomes the beacon of sanity for us and people start moving there, other states will follow and the talk of secession will begin in earnest.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (LH/PE)

98 They are building a subliminal impression that their burgers have sperm in them.

The quality control has gone down the drain anyway. The original products, properly prepared, were actually great. But that was then...
Posted by: Notch Johnson at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM (hoTe0)

Want to find out what's between our buns?

Posted by: Burger Queen at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (BAsqb)

99 Holy crud! I read the headline WHILE Milady was in BK getting us some burgers. Well, finally, I can boycott a biz I actually patronize! Siiiiiigh.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (utimh)

100

I can't wait for the campaign from In 'n Out Burger...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (s2VJv)

101 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (s2VJv)

-1 for imagery. +1 for use of 'catamite'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (cI3Q7)

102 11 Pretty sure I saw something like this online already, bit it was a video and included Wendy as well...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (oiIoz)



Even if there is a chick involved if the dude are kissing you're watching the wrong kind of pron.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (vMCab)

103 >>I can't wait for the campaign from In 'n Out Burger...


or 5 Guys

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (FDTiw)

104 Last week, we had to eat out due to scheduling. We went to Chic Fil A. Waited in line, got our order and ended up dropping a drink, and poking a hole in the cup. instead of go back to Chic Fil A. Burger King was next door, completely empty. Ordered A Drink and was back out before I was even thirsty.

I have often wondered who would shut down first Hardee's or Burger King, now I know who will.

Posted by: Picric at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (nonGu)

105

Burger King: Come for the shitty, greasy food. Stay for the sodomy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (o/dyo)

106 We all tagged the 'King' as a perv, a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (WAylS)

107 Leftists always seem to be in competition to out do the other...

So naturally, the sodomy will become more explicit.

Get your bets in now for which fast food mascot wears the gimp suit and catches it in the ass.

We all know its cumming.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (C+evo)

108 Geez,, talk about yer "Special Sauce"! Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (CjFDo)

109 Biden SockOFF

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (FDTiw)

110 The king ate 1 too many impossible burgers. Became a queen.

Posted by: Lorien1973 at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (SpKeo)

111 We gotta film about Wendy1!,!!

Posted by: NetFlix at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (Hs+BB)

112 "tout de suite"

Is this "toot sweet"? My grandma used to say that. I never really read or spelled it out.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (cpS4u)

113 bats >>>> burger King

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (nUhF0)

114 See, the thing is, they say "love" and show a romantic kiss between two sodomite shitburger giants.

What they need to show is Ronnie McD balls deep in the Burger King's ass while giving the King a reach around.

Hate has a home here baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

115 101 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (s2VJv)

-1 for imagery. +1 for use of 'catamite'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (cI3Q7)


Flashing back to 7th grade algebra teacher with coke bottle glasses and a nasal twang: "Sefton, that's a ZEE-ro!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (s2VJv)

116 Burger King always looked like Kevin Kline to me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

117 The Fin's don't strike me as big on fags....

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (HwiWi)

118 Go ahead, bring that advertising campaign here. Let's see how the low- and middle-income black demos fast food has courted responds to men kissing. Clue: not like docile Finns.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (H5knJ)

119 Finland. How did these idiots beat Russia's ass during WW II?

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx)

120 tout de suite"

Is this "toot sweet"? My grandma used to say that. I never really read or spelled it out.
Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 07:58 PM (cpS4u)

yes. That is the correct French spelling. Means immediately.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (9hauA)

121 And so it begins

Posted by: Finland at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (786Ro)

122 Flashing back to 7th grade algebra teacher with coke bottle glasses and a nasal twang: "Sefton, that's a ZEE-ro!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (s2VJv)

What you gain in the straightaway you lose in the roundabout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)

123 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

This is how you get more Maccabees.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (ykYG2)

124 116 Burger King always looked like Kevin Kline to me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)


Except he was shagging Phoebe Cates, not Cory Haim.

(I assume)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (s2VJv)

125 "tout de suite"

Is this "toot sweet"?



Oui.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (q2K0j)

126 The King has been creepy as fuck since day one.. Now we know why...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (CjFDo)

127 Fags

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (8bHdg)

128 Let us stick our beef in your mouth

Posted by: Burger King Slogans for 2021 at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (qlFIA)

129 Doesn't Finland have one of the highest suicide rates?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

130 Ewww. Yep that makes me want a burger.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (tXgDF)

131 Me - I'd like a bacon double cheeseburger and a small onion rings, please.

Them - WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT FAT HAIRY MEN BUTTF*CKING EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?!!

Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (cEKOe)

132 I remember Reagan's surgeon general C. Everett Coop being interviewed back in the 80s and asked about homosexuality. He said he was describing to his grandson what it was and how it expressed itself and his grandson simply responded, "ew, gross." Coop laughed.

Try to imagine that today.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (H8QX8)

133 122 Flashing back to 7th grade algebra teacher with coke bottle glasses and a nasal twang: "Sefton, that's a ZEE-ro!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:59 PM (s2VJv)

What you gain in the straightaway you lose in the roundabout.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)


Slot car philosopher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (s2VJv)

134 92


Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Yet...

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (13Jbc)

135 And honestly, when was the last time you saw a white person in a McD's commercial? I thought it had become a blacks-only place. This'll go over well with that crowd.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (okGHj)

136 The King has been creepy as fuck since day one.. Now we know why...

There was a serious of memes where he would show up in unexpected places and scare people....and now you know why.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (qlFIA)

137 Why Finland, I wonder.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

138 The Nathan's Hotdog campaign will be lit...

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (HwiWi)

139 So next is a guy in the park asking a kid to check his pocket for the "Happy meal"?

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (ZalkW)

140 The "right now" part I got. Or lets say was taught.

Thanks

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (cpS4u)

141 Are they too drunk to object or something ??

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

142 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.


Or as the BK Marketing Department calls him "Pickles the 11 year old Twink".


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (Bk0np)

143 128 Let us stick our beef in your mouth
Posted by: Burger King Slogans for 2021 at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (qlFIA)

Wasn't burger king the one that had the creepy sex doll eating a hot dog slathered in white sauce?

Am I misremembering?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)

144 138 The Nathan's Hotdog campaign will be lit...
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (HwiWi)

Nathan and Ball Park Frank. Bun length.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

145 No, I think it's supposed to be a cartoon of Ronald McDonald on Burger King

Posted by: heard in Biden's basement at September 14, 2020 07:55 PM (l6b3d)

__________


Funny stuff ... it was amazing to watch one of the latest Trump nation rock stars being cheered by all of us homophobes. My wife wants Trump Jr. and him to get together for the 2024 ticket [phrasing alert!].

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (WqPYg)

146 Wendy would never join a Devil's Threesome with those two fags!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (an7Mv)

147 [Flag] featuring the new version of the Pride flag topped with a black and brown stripe in order to "represent" non-white non-heterosexuals specifically.


Skid marks?


Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (9v1sv)

148 yes. That is the correct French spelling. Means immediately.

-

There's a charming song in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang if you've never seen it.

Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (cEKOe)

149 But...but...they're in love! *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (EgshT)

150 And honestly, when was the last time you saw a white person in a McD's commercial? I thought it had become a blacks-only place. This'll go over well with that crowd.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (okGHj)

This is in Finland, so no black people there. Maybe like 2.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (9hauA)

151 It's good to be the King.

Posted by: Burger King at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

152 Once more we see what happens, when good Men see evil, and do nothing.

When they do not speak, because of their wish for Peace.

And yet, that very silence, leads to War.

If you do not choose your enemy, your Enemy will make that choice for you.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

153 95: When the world is standing still.


If the world is standing still, we have MUCH bigger problems. Catastrophic, end of all things, kind of problems.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (13Jbc)

154 Where are the fruit bats?

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (786Ro)

155 I don't go to McDonald's. I don't go to Burger King. I don't have a t.v. to seeRic Grenell on Lou Dobbs. I am safe. For today.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (66BnU)

156
OK, if costumed but very public homosexual trysts are in play, can we assume that the King is a furry?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (x73LH)

157 123 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

This is how you get more Maccabees.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (ykYG2)

Maccabee's? I love their Riblets!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (H3MF8)

158 nice. AIDSburgers during a pandemic.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (nFwvY)

159 Now, do this campaign globally, bold corporate warriors.


Preferably in a muzzie country.


Please?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (HaL55)

160 Jack in the Box uses a similar type of mascot head, and manages to be funny, not creepy.

Amazing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (WEBkv)

161 maybe the redhead is really Lucille Ball? surely Burger King isn't using their logo to bend over for the LGBTQ pervs... that would not make sense, to destroy their brand, would it? (good grief ... once approved, it can't be undone ... keep your buns to yourself)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (Cus5s)

162 157 123 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.

This is how you get more Maccabees.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 08:00 PM (ykYG2)

Maccabee's? I love their Riblets!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (H3MF


Wait, I thought this was about Hannukkah?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (s2VJv)

163 Isn't Finland home to the world's stinkiest food- stursrumming or something like that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (tXgDF)

164 Hey Ronnie, here are some fries to go with your shake.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (4k/Uz)

165 Jack?

From Jack in the Box?

He ain't smilin no more.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (NgKpN)

166

Animals in Compton were recording the cops who got shot and laughing about it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (o/dyo)

167
Maybe they should bring back Clara Peller for a threesome...

I will now go straight to Hell for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (s2VJv)

168 144
138 The Nathan's Hotdog campaign will be lit...

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (HwiWi)



Nathan and Ball Park Frank. Bun length.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

__________


Dodger Dogs hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

169 not one fscking penny ever again.
not even a *#&%ing cuppa coffee.
no.
never again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (Oi/63)

170 Mostly peaceful isolated tribe in Brazil kills advocate

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/400429/

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (HwiWi)

171 I will be so glad when 2020 is over.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (R4aZ2)

172 Isn't Finland home to the world's stinkiest food- stursrumming or something like that?


I'm not sure if it's the name but it's Iceland that does the bury green shark until it ferments thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (q2K0j)

173 136 The King has been creepy as fuck since day one.. Now we know why...

There was a serious of memes where he would show up in unexpected places and scare people....and now you know why.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (qlFIA)


Surprise anal, all over again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (okGHj)

174 159 Now, do this campaign globally, bold corporate warriors.


Preferably in a muzzie country.


Please?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (HaL55)



Always funny how in June all the corporations twitter accounts go all rainbow. Except for their official Middle Eastern country accounts and Russia.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (vMCab)

175 170 Mostly peaceful isolated tribe in Brazil kills advocate

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/400429/
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (HwiWi)


"Tell me about it."

- - David Rockefeller

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (s2VJv)

176 162 Wait, I thought this was about Hannukkah?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (s2VJv)

I was just making a joke about getting Maccabees mixed up with Applebee's.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (H3MF8)

177 Stonetoss is a little problematic with the Jew stuff, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

178


Maybe the assholes in the NBA and NFL can put the name of cop shooter in Compton on their uniforms once he gets caught.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (o/dyo)

179 New Burger King sandwich: the Finger Cuffs Whopper.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (4k/Uz)

180 You want: None of this shit

You'll settle for that hot Wendy's woman making out with someone

You'll get Creepy King on Creepy clown buttsex.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (qlFIA)

181 the only surprising thing is they aren't a mixed race couple

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (nFwvY)

182 Well at least the King and Ronald aren't spit-roasting a pre-teen catamite.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM


We've secretly replaced the catamite with a catamount. Let's see what happens!

Posted by: Bert G at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (OMsf+)

183 I will be so glad when 2020 is over.
Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (R4aZ2)


That is just tempting fate right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

184 Next up? Colonel Sanders and the Taco Bell chihuahua ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

185 Watching "The Quiet Man" at this moment.

Duke just kissed Maureen.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (cpS4u)

186 "someone asked me if I was ready for the fall ... took me a moment to figure out they meant Autumn, not the end of civilization."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (Cus5s)

187 Once more we see what happens, when good Men see evil, and do nothing.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)

188 It's sort of axiomatic that these corporate behemoths "get woke" as they are already circling the drain. They were dead men walking anyway.

I stopped eating there a long, long time ago. Even when I still went there for a very infrequent quick bite, it was the memory of what their food used to be that prompted me.

And then I would remember why I didn't eat there. The food sucks, it is one step above poison, and served by some surly, sketchy type who may or may not have dropped it on the floor, or worse. One managed to take my money, make change, hand me the food and never say a word. No "hi" no nothing, no thank you, no have have a nice day.

Have It Your Way, BK. I will never spend a fucking dime on your shit again.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (IG9gl)

189 176 162 Wait, I thought this was about Hannukkah?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:04 PM (s2VJv)

I was just making a joke about getting Maccabees mixed up with Applebee's.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (H3MF


Actually a fast food latkes would sell like hotcakes. Or potato pancakes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (s2VJv)

190
Edward II >>> Burger King

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)

191 Square: Hamburglar
Hip: Turdburglar

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (8bHdg)

192 Didn't the guy from the duck show get in trouble for questioning why any .man would prefer another man's hairy anus to a vagina?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (tXgDF)

193 the only surprising thing is they aren't a mixed race couple
***

The King is played by Talcum X

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (qlFIA)

194 Isn't Finland home to the world's stinkiest food- stursrumming or something like that?

That's Sweden.

Finland imports it and renames it hapansilakka.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (YYlyE)

195 156
OK, if costumed but very public homosexual trysts are in play, can we assume that the King is a furry?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (x73LH)
---

In 2020, I assume most people are furries.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

196 Doesn't Finland have one of the highest suicide rates?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
--------

I blame lonnng winter nights, vodka, and brains repeatedly baked in saunas...mostly brains baked in saunas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (Z/QB3)

197 181
the only surprising thing is they aren't a mixed race couple

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (nFwvY)

___________


"How are you assume their race! Homey don't play that ..."

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (WqPYg)

198 185 Watching "The Quiet Man" at this moment.

Duke just kissed Maureen.
Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (cpS4u)


Burger King will CGI him kissing Andy Devine before long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (s2VJv)

199 Pork.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (an7Mv)

200 181 the only surprising thing is they aren't a mixed race couple
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (nFwvY)

No, they're mixed. White and, uh, whiter.

Sort of like how MSNBC shows you both sides of an issue: the Left, and the Far Left.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (H3MF8)

201
This sort of thing will happen when you create touchy-feely executive positions for women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (mht8P)

202 178


Maybe the assholes in the NBA and NFL can put the name of cop shooter in Compton on their uniforms once he gets caught.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (o/dyo)


Well, if Drew Brees can put the name of a child rapist on his helmet....

I guess anything goes.

Bread and circuses, folks, that's all we have left.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (okGHj)

203 194 Isn't Finland home to the world's stinkiest food- stursrumming or something like that?

That's Sweden.

Finland imports it and renames it hapansilakka.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (YYlyE)


McDonalds will serve Flutefist, which is gay lutefisk.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (s2VJv)

204 So a Federal court rules Pennsylvania's lockdown order unconstitutional.

A bit late guys?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)

205 There is a joke in The Quiet Man about wife beating. It will be cancelled soon.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (HwiWi)

206
I remember Reagan's surgeon general C. Everett Coop being interviewed
back in the 80s and asked about homosexuality. He said he was describing
to his grandson what it was and how it expressed itself and his
grandson simply responded, "ew, gross." Coop laughed.



Try to imagine that today.


First point is that it's not secks.

Mating parts: How do they work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (HaL55)

207 I don't eat food from those two corporations, anyway.

Perversity from perverse perverts.

Posted by: Flyover at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (Rbu5d)

208 nip, that is a good movie.


Did McDonald's approve this?

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (R4aZ2)

209
Amazing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (WEBkv)

-------

He's a very unrealistic ping-pong-ball man. Nobody can feel creeped out by Jack. He's not a bizarre caricature with his uncanny face frozen in a perpetual, leering grin.

And AFAIK, Jack never crawled into bed with a sleeping man on TV with the tagline "Wake Up With Jack."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (x73LH)

210 All Clowns are horrible, Except for JP Patches.

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

211 201
This sort of thing will happen when you create touchy-feely executive positions for women.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (mht8P)

Since when did buttfucking become a women's sport?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (okGHj)

212 Excuse me while I whip this out....

Posted by: Burger Chef's Big Shef at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (Z+IKu)

213 154
Where are the fruit bats?

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (786Ro)

Enjoying a Corona in Wuhan?

Posted by: jim at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (ynpvh)

214 Yeah, Burger King in our area is no longer accepting cash, only credit cards, so we were already boycotting them. This makes it a solid boycott.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (ZCiJZ)

215 I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (nUhF0)

Very excellent question, vmom. They can always deny it is THE Ronald McDonald - they only have the bajc of his head. They most likely think they are being very clever - would McD go after them and thusly paint themselves 'homophobes" ? McD should sue their stupid ass.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

216 184 Next up? Colonel Sanders and the Taco Bell chihuahua ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

Finger-lickin' good!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (H3MF8)

217 I can almost understand when a fashion brand does this shit; they are all about image, and maybe that is the demographic they want to attract.

But a food brand? What is there about sexuality and swapping spit that makes them think it will impress their customers about the food?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (LWu6U)

218 187 Once more we see what happens, when good Men see evil, and do nothing.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston



The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return.

Posted by: Kipling, still dead at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (13Jbc)

219 216 184 Next up? Colonel Sanders and the Taco Bell chihuahua ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

Finger-lickin' good!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (H3MF


Green Giant shags Little Debbie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (s2VJv)

220 74 Why french kiss Mickey D's, a competitor? If they really mean it, they should shut down their business to prove their love for Ronny McD. And gift them all their business and equipment.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:54 PM

I left you a message about the Chris Rock video you're looking for at the end of the last post.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (qe5CM)

221 Whats real funny was "Stalag 17" was in the running.

Went with Duke.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (cpS4u)

222 lol, this is just a warmup, the roaring 2020's haven't even got started yet.

if not roaring, then something-ing, tbd, 20's ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (Oi/63)

223 So a Federal court rules Pennsylvania's lockdown order unconstitutional.
A bit late guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)


Justice delayed is justice denied--

Sounds like a plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (2C38g)

224 Bugger King

Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)

225 186
"someone asked me if I was ready for the fall ... took me a moment to
figure out they meant Autumn, not the end of civilization."


Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (Cus5s)

++++LOL. A definite moment of consideration.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (66BnU)

226 221 Whats real funny was "Stalag 17" was in the running.

Went with Duke.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (cpS4u)


Come again?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (s2VJv)

227 219 216 184 Next up? Colonel Sanders and the Taco Bell chihuahua ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

Finger-lickin' good!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (H3MF


Green Giant shags Little Debbie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (s2VJv)

I always knew she was a little ho, ho, ho.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (H3MF8)

228 "Stop. Just STOP with the ramming of political messages down our throats!"

Doesn't look like they're going to stop, does it? I guess their plan is to wait out the older generation demographic, that wasn't raised around this stuff. When boomers like me all croak, all that will be left is the consumers who have been raised with this sick culture for 30-40 years, and have long come to accept it.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (qpX6U)

229 BK makes me fart with the gusts of a thousand stinky winds.

Posted by: Regular Dennis Reynolds at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (L9P9s)

230 224 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (cI3Q7)

231 224 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)


Golf clap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (s2VJv)

232 Why Finland, I wonder.


You have to start slow when normalizing these things.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

233 John Wayne is almost always a better choice than William Holden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

234 227
Green Giant shags Little Debbie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (s2VJv)

I always knew she was a little ho, ho, ho.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (H3MF


Horde does me proud. That was a total tee up!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (s2VJv)

235 217 - Maybe BK is making a play for the vaunted Finnish Chub market.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (H5knJ)

236 is the guv of Pennsylvania on the lam yet?

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (nFwvY)

237 The local BK is staffed by adorable Filipinas. So is the local KFC.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (tXgDF)

238 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)

*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (cI3Q7)

231 224 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)


Golf clap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (s2VJv)

Clap.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)

239 231 224 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)


Golf clap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (s2VJv)

That is great! I nominate Citizen for Threadwinner.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (H3MF8)

240 KFC dropped the Finger Lickin' Good slogan do to COVID....

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (HwiWi)

241 JJ-That part where you light a match on the guys beard is one of the best scenes in cinema.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (cpS4u)

242 One managed to take my money, make change, hand me the food and never
say a word. No "hi" no nothing, no thank you, no have have a nice day.


And that was probably when the little soi bastard was in a good mood.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (EgshT)

243 Coming in the next few years...

Burger King deep kissing a small child. Tag line: "Love Conquers All!"

Joking status: [X] Not joking

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (O+I8R)

244 229 BK makes me fart with the gusts of a thousand stinky winds.
Posted by: Regular Dennis Reynolds at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (L9P9s)

NOTHING compared to White Castle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

245 Since when did buttfucking become a women's sport?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (okGHj)

Somebody's never been on PornHub.

Posted by: Burger Queen at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (BAsqb)

246 Once more we see what happens, when good Men see evil, and do nothing.

When they do not speak, because of their wish for Peace.

And yet, that very silence, leads to War.

If you do not choose your enemy, your Enemy will make that choice for you.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Reader's Digest condensation of Churchill's 'The Gathering Storm'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (WAylS)

247 I haven't been to a Burger King since I was a teenager. Even then it was obvious they were going downhill. The dining rooms were always dirtier than McDonald's dining rooms. BK floors were always greasier than McDonald's floors. BK's employees were always surlier than McDonald's employees.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (YYlyE)

248 55 Willowed.

Word that power line poles in Snohomish County are being cut through with chainsaws. One pole found hanging from the overhead power lines.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (4k/Uz)

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (4k/Uz)

One of the guys was ID'd by 8kun autists. Down to the HomeDepot receipt for the gas can and the license plate of his car.

Posted by: Flyover at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (Rbu5d)

249 You have to start slow when normalizing these things.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

If you want slow, Sweden is a much better choice.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

250 So, the King is really a Queen? Not surprised, he always creeped me out

Posted by: redridinghood at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (+YYKs)

251 Proof that the King was born 'that way' - Bing 'finish woman' images.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (/Dgcm)

252 "Love is love"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (Bk0np)

253 I hope nobody gives Wendy a shocker.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (tXgDF)

254 -"Hey, I didn't order mayonnaise"

-"We made your hamburger with love. Between your buns"

Posted by: Minuteman at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (hoqZS)

255 Clap.


Please?

Posted by: Jeb! at September 14, 2020 08:13 PM (q2K0j)

256 Burger King will CGI him kissing Andy Devine before long.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:07 PM (s2VJv)


Oh, Wild Bill.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 08:14 PM (9v1sv)

257
I will be so glad when 2020 is over.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (R4aZ2)


What makes you think things will improve?

Evidence indicates we should be standing by for heavy rolls.

Buckle up for some minor turbulence.

So far 2020 has made my list as being the worst year of my life. And I'm 73.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 14, 2020 08:14 PM (LH/PE)

258 Let's end this and start fresh.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at September 14, 2020 08:14 PM (NSFCQ)

259 Whats real funny was "Stalag 17" was in the running.



Went with Duke.



Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (cpS4u)






Come again?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (s2VJv)


You win some. You lose some.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:14 PM (o/dyo)

260 Still less stomach churning than anything on the menu

Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 08:14 PM (9rf/6)

261 "The Founder" is an enjoyable movie about McDonalds.

Give it a whirl.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (cpS4u)

262 245 Since when did buttfucking become a women's sport?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:09 PM (okGHj)

Somebody's never been on PornHub.
Posted by: Burger Queen at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (BAsqb)

Another location that is not exactly on every woman's to do list.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (okGHj)

263
Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music

https://tinyurl.com/y35x336k

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (mht8P)

264 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen
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Yeah, Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (vooSz)

265 I think the worst part is that the King has his eyes closed.


Like he's really in love or something.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (LH/PE)

266 And this sells burgers how?...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (EZebt)

267 From Burger King to Butfuh King: A Royal Journey of Love.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (hoqZS)

268 I shoulda read the cartoon first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2020 08:16 PM (EZebt)

269 Why don't they just copy some ad slogans from other companies? I mean, "What can brown do for you" seems tailor-made for them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 08:16 PM (sWM8x)

270 ol, this is just a warmup, the roaring 2020's haven't even got started yet.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:10 PM (Oi/63)


I really hope the generations to come reeeeally fucking enjoy their awesome gritty Blade Runner cyberpunk always-raining neon-lit nighttime dystopia that accretes on the desiccated carcass of the old world, because that was supposed to be MY time to shine, and if I survive to that point I'll be Yammering Crazy Old Guy NPC #8 holding forth about The Collapse to an audience of cybernetic sewer rats and new players will loot 5 credits and a rusty level 1 pistol from my corpse.

*spits*

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

271 Anyone remember the Yumbo?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (Z+IKu)

272 "Wake Up With The King:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (x73LH)

273 **peeks into thread**

Nope. Not going anywhere near this.

**strolls nonchalantly to the nearest exit**

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (Fc5rx)

274


The whole Love is Love shit is just part of the propaganda campaign to make pedophilia legal.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (o/dyo)

275 Now I can really have it my way!

Posted by: Shemp! at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (EgshT)

276 Burger Chef was way better anyway.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (O+I8R)

277 "And this sells burgers how?..."

Sells to the LGBTs, to the #woke, and to all those who have been taught in public school sex ed for 30-40 years that sodomy is OK.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (qpX6U)

278 204 So a Federal court rules Pennsylvania's lockdown order unconstitutional.

A bit late guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)



Not if it sets the precedent and can be used to rollback all the other state's usurpation of citizen's rights. Forced shutdown of businesses ended. The useless worthless mask mandates ended. Stores can still try to require them but no threat of force of illegal laws to justify them. The limits of how many people can gather ended.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (vMCab)

279 Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising. They show sandwiches that look really good and encourage you to come in and buy them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (C1Lsn)

280 Special orders don't upset them!

Posted by: Shemp! at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (EgshT)

281 Exactly, that cartoon totally covers it.

These advertisers aren't in the business of selling the product they are advertising. They are in the business of promoting themselves and getting awards.

The "Breakfast With The King" ad campaign got awards and tons of buzz... but BK lost market share. It failed in its job of selling the product but it got everyone talking about the ad campaign.

Essentially advertisers are advertising... their ad company.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (KZzsI)

282 >>I'm confused - is McD's ok with this?
...


Lol


They wouldn't DARE oppose this.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (NSFCQ)

283 Although I didn't ask "What could be worse?" today, I really hadn't imagined this fresh hell to be visited upon us.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (Rvt88)

284 276 Burger Chef was way better anyway.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (O+I8R)

Burger Chef was great!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (H3MF8)

285 **strolls nonchalantly to the nearest exit**


That one! Grab the nonchalant guy!

Posted by: The Authority at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (q2K0j)

286 When I heard about this here the other day, I thought that the 'rons were just funning.

Looks like I was wrong and reality has outstripped satire.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (Rk6Cp)

287
The whole Love is Love shit is just part of the propaganda campaign to make pedophilia legal.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

------------

2020: "That's just winger paranoia!"

2024: "Of course that's what we meant, hater!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (mht8P)

288 These corp ceos just keep jumping into the tar pits, one right after the other.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (66BnU)

289 **peeks into thread**

Nope. Not going anywhere near this.

**strolls nonchalantly to the nearest exit**
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (Fc5rx)


Muldoon does not want anything to do with you people.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

290 At ease Sefton

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (DY3v8)

291 There are two places that always left me with a sour stomach the few times I tried them. One is Pizza Hut, the other is Burger King. Don't know why but I've always found both of them bad food, even as a kid.

Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (ldmQR)

292 Yo, BK?

Think outside da butt.

Posted by: Jack In The Box at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (fFItA)

293 There goes my appetite.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 08:19 PM (U2p+3)

294 Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising. They show sandwiches that look really good and encourage you to come in and buy them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

--

It's madness I tell you - madness!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:20 PM (Rvt88)

295

Tucker: All of the vapid, Episcopalian ladies with the signs on their lawns.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:20 PM (o/dyo)

296 Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music

https://tinyurl.com/y35x336k
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (mht8P)

Fuck them. Here's your representation: Tchaikovsky was gay. There's your POCLGBTQWERTY bullshit. Now fuck off and create something instead of trying to earn your bread nipping at the heels of men who actually accomplished something with their lives, you miserable wretches.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:20 PM (BAsqb)

297 But a food brand? What is there about sexuality and swapping spit that
makes them think it will impress their customers about the food?


"Burgers?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)

298 233 John Wayne is almost always a better choice than William Holden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

Different horses for different courses.

Both are good in their specialties.

Duke: hero

Holden: reluctant hero / smart ass

Posted by: browndog at September 14, 2020 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)

299 That's a double whopper with a side of nausea.
You want flies with that?

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (HnUoF)

300 Essentially advertisers are advertising... their ad company.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (KZzsI)

Alka Seltzer's I can't believe I ate the whole thing commercial was funny and people remembered it but it had no impact on sales.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (tXgDF)

301 I wonder how McDonald's is taking this ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (M+Lyo)

With tongue by the looks of it.

Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (ecIwn)

302 But cereally, BK sucks. I mean their food sucks. If they don't make some major changes, I really think they'll go out of business.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (sWM8x)

303 KFC dropped the Finger Lickin' Good slogan do to COVID....
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (HwiWi)


I thought COVID was a virus. It is affecting advertising slogans too, so it is biological virus and a computer virus?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (/Dgcm)

304 Somebody's never been on PornHub.
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Or gone to the website either!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (an7Mv)

305 BK needs to fire its advertising department entirely and replace them with people who know how to sell burgers instead of ideas and images.

And they need to fire their CEO and get one who wants to focus on good food for a good price instead of... whatever the hell it is Burger King is interested in right now. Because their food sucks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI)

306 "And this sells burgers how?..."

Remember how we scoffed when Nike hired Kaepernick? Look at the NKE stock chart. Look at the NFL. The culture destroyers are winning.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (qpX6U)

307
So far 2020 has made my list as being the worst year of my life. And I'm 73.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 14, 2020 08:14 PM (LH/PE)

Glad dad is not here to see it. He said the '90's were the worst. But he lost both parents and my mom within 7 years that decade.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (R4aZ2)

308
Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising. They show sandwiches that look really good and encourage you to come in and buy them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

---------

Whataburger, the fools, show huge, sizzling burgers. The only thing their commercials want to make you do is jump in the car and get one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:22 PM (mht8P)

309 Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising. They show sandwiches that look really good and encourage you to come in and buy them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas

-

IIRC when Starbucks started doing their "have a conversation about race with this English major earning minimum wage" silliness Dunkin' Donuts released an ad that said, roughly, "We sell coffee and donuts. We would like to sell you coffee and donuts. If you like coffee and donuts, please give ours a try."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:22 PM (NKuIh)

310 303 Science dictates that putting your fingers in your mouth is bad so it had to go....I'm not making it up btw

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:22 PM (HwiWi)

311 John Wayne is almost always a better choice than William Holden.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)




The Horse Soldiers. Best of both worlds.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (o/dyo)

312 Remember how we scoffed when Nike hired Kaepernick? Look at the NKE stock chart. Look at the NFL. The culture destroyers are winning.
Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:21 PM (qpX6U)

Fighting for control of a burning house.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (BAsqb)

313 (LizLem, if you are here, a correction to an earlier thread: She transed FROM a guy to a woman. As is obvious here: https://tinyurl.com/y3v7bgkg BTW, I do respect her for what she says)

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (dr0/9)

314 298
233 John Wayne is almost always a better choice than William Holden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)



Different horses for different courses.



Both are good in their specialties.



Duke: hero



Holden: reluctant hero / smart ass

Posted by: browndog at September 14, 2020 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)

+++++
I'll take almost any old b/w movie over anything that is produced today.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (66BnU)

315 Ya 2020 could get a lot worse.

Posted by: November 3rd at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (NSFCQ)

316 Green Giant shags Little Debbie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Nah, he's got Sprout for that.

Posted by: probably NAMBLA at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (P1f+c)

317 What the actual f? What is the point of this other than in your face woke...has nothing to do with selling anything

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (/6GbT)

318 Burger King and MacDonald's food is shit so their kisses should taste of it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (puu6v)

319 Things can always get worse

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (HwiWi)

320 Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music

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This is awkward, but yeah. Sh*tloads of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (NKuIh)

321 The whole Love is Love shit is just part of the propaganda campaign to make pedophilia legal.

It's all rungs on their ladder.

Normalization of homosexuality.

Gay adoption.
Gay "marriage".

Gay Scoutmasters.

Trannie dudes in women's bathrooms.

Slowly climbing the ladder to normalizing Pedophilia.


And each time the ratchet clicks our side breaks out the "tolerance" chorus.

Pro -tip: They don't give shit about your tolerance. They want to subjugate you, destroy you and everyone like you.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (Bk0np)

322 You know who made a surprise appearance during the King and the Clown's sloppy French kiss, of course?

The Wienerschnitzel wiener!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

323 I saw the movie Little Debbie Does Dallas

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (HwiWi)

324
But a food brand? What is there about sexuality and swapping spit that
makes them think it will impress their customers about the food?

-------

Right. And for that matter, the Carl's Jr. ads with the buxom broads always made me laugh. As if I'm thinking about screwing chicks when I'm hungry enough to eat fast food instead of waiting to cook something good. Nope, if I'm walking into a fast food restaurant, it's because I want food, and fast. Not sexy fun times.

Particularly if it involves gross man-on-man action.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (x73LH)

325 Speaking of, has National Review made The Conservative Case for "Cuties" yet? It is a true blessing of liberty.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (puu6v)

326

NY Slimes (Alan Feuer) - How New York City's Police Unions Embraced Trump

But another factor that may have played into the PBA's endorsement could
be seen in the imagery surrounding him: Joining Lynch before a sea of
mostly white union members were three of his top colleagues, each of
them a white Republican from conservative strongholds in Staten Island
or Long Island.



Even as the Police Department has become more diverse and is now less
than half white, the unions continue to be run mostly by white
conservatives who live in the suburbs and increasingly echo the
president's views.



Yeah Al, it's all racism. Dipshit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:25 PM (o/dyo)

327 The Wienerschnitzel wiener!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
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It's *Der* Wienerschnitzel, English language supremacist!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:25 PM (Rk6Cp)

328 " ...

*spits*

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 08:17 PM (t+qrx) "



I feel ya.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:25 PM (Oi/63)

329 Edward II was a brutal idiot who got told off by his own dad - Longshanks - for killing peasants on campaign. His favourites-with-a-U were brutes too. Hugh Dispenser was especially notorious.

Mel Gibson should have cast him in leather, not in the foppery.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

330 Pro -tip: They don't give shit about your tolerance. They want to subjugate you, destroy you and everyone like you.

___

...and fuck your kids.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (qlFIA)

331 Even as the Police Department has become more diverse and is now less
than half white, the unions continue to be run mostly by white
conservatives who live in the suburbs and increasingly echo the
president's views.

-

Serious question:

Does the union make the city code, or is that the non-conservative, non-white city officials?

I'm guessing city officials.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (NKuIh)

332 There is no case for "Cuties", unless it is to roll up the pedo's on the production crew.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (cpS4u)

333 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (arJlL)

334 185 Watching "The Quiet Man" at this moment.

Duke just kissed Maureen.
Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (cpS4u)


I love that movie.

Posted by: Flyover at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Rbu5d)

335 Ya 2020 could get a lot worse.
Posted by: November 3rd at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (NSFCQ)

Things can always get worse
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (HwiWi)

Stop egging 2020 on.

Stop it!

Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2020 08:26 PM (ecIwn)

336 Braveheart is not exactly historically accurate....

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (HwiWi)

337 A stat House minority leader McCarthy just told Mark Levin:

"8.8 million people who voted for Trump in 2016 did not vote in 2018."

Holy shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (N8wAc)

338 Watching "The Quiet Man" at this moment.

Duke just kissed Maureen.
Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (cpS4u)
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In White o' Morn during the windstorm?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (Rk6Cp)

339 The culture destroyers are winning? By whose measure? Have you lost your family, your circle of friends, your community? How did that happen? Did you let it? Fuck them and fuck quitters, fight back.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (xceTB)

340 Gay Scoutmasters.

Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (Bk0np)

Boy Scouts didn't accept gays. They were shit on left, right and center.

Boy Scouts are currently being sued into oblivion over...

...Roll on snare drum...

...Scouts being abused by same sex scoutmasters.

Which means 1) BSA was completely right all along and 2) BSA's actual mistake was not identifying these people and driving them out more aggressively. Their actual mistake was being *not intolerant enough*.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BAsqb)

341 Holden was perfect for The Wild Bunch.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (RKPlw)

342 It's *Der* Wienerschnitzel, English language supremacist!


Das.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, grammarist at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (q2K0j)

343 I have really enjoyed Wendy's new strategy: Larger buns with smaller patties.

Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (69XrE)

344 Ya 2020 could get a lot worse.

-

There's no "could" about it. The best case is a Trump win and he immediately starts rounding up rioters and shipping them to Gitmo, and that will be very bad.

The worse is much, much worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (NKuIh)

345 Braveheart is not exactly historically accurate....
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (HwiWi)
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When there was no bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge? Yeah, no.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (Rk6Cp)

346 Two more corporations that are dead to me now.

Lugi---spit

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (sKKHA)

347 Holden was perfect for The Wild Bunch.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yep

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)

348 Uncle Ben with Jimmy Dean's sausage

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (O+AcM)

349 And each time the ratchet clicks our side breaks out the "tolerance" chorus.

Pro -tip: They don't give shit about your tolerance. They want to subjugate you, destroy you and everyone like you.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (Bk0np)


I am afraid my tolerance goes just about as far as the law requires and no farther.

IOW, touch my son and you will pull back a bloody stump. Of whatever you intended to touch him with.

Keep your faggotry to yourself and out of my sight, but if you think I will tolerate you touching kids, you've got another think coming.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (okGHj)

350 Captain, my fahrvergnugenest apologies!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)

351 @302 back in the late 80s to mid 90s, BK cherry pies were awesome. Once they no longer offered them I quit stopping there.

Posted by: Rex B at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (fFItA)

352 Things can always get worse

"Life's never so bad that it can't get worse."

Calvin as he floats away with a handful of balloons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (HaL55)

353 *looks at the Stonetoss comic*
*wipes brow*
*updates ace's power level*

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (hVVtI)

354 Their actual mistake was being *not intolerant enough*.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BAsqb)


Exactly correct, yet the insanity prevailed.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (2C38g)

355 342 It's *Der* Wienerschnitzel, English language supremacist!


Das.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, grammarist at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (q2K0j)



How dare you assign gender without consulting what it identifies as.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (vMCab)

356 279 Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising. They show sandwiches that look really good and encourage you to come in and buy them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 14, 2020 08:18 PM (C1Lsn)

'We have the Meats!' is a slogan just waiting for a horrific end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (cI3Q7)

357 >>Jack In The Box

What I tell you.

Four letter word for Jack.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

358 347 The Wild Bunch is being remade. Jamie Foxx to star.....( yeah Mel Gibson directing )

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (HwiWi)

359 A stat House minority leader McCarthy just told Mark Levin:

"8.8 million people who voted for Trump in 2016 did not vote in 2018."

Holy shit.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (N8wAc)


Maybe true. It was the midterms and demcong realized they had to amp up their fraud efforts after 2016.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (/Dgcm)

360 Don't mess with A&W.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (4k/Uz)

361 I have really enjoyed Wendy's new strategy: Larger buns with smaller patties.
Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (69XrE)

You say Wendy's but you're really talking about me, aren't you?

Posted by: A Ghetto Trash Instagram Model at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (ecIwn)

362 Pup n Taco doesn't even need another company to use in an add, imagine that hook up

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (ROLxQ)

363 "In White o' Morn during the windstorm?"

Nice knowledge...correct.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (cpS4u)

364 It's *Der* Wienerschnitzel, English language supremacist!


Das.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, grammarist at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (q2K0j)


How dare you assign gender without consulting what it identifies as.
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 08:29 PM (vMCab)
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The fast food chain identified as a "der". Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (Rk6Cp)

365 There's no "could" about it. The best case is a Trump win and he immediately starts rounding up rioters and shipping them to Gitmo, and that will be very bad.

The worse is much, much worse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:28 PM (NKuIh)


Turn them loose on the Island.
Raul could call them the American boat people.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (RKPlw)

366 Does that Fiat commercial with the sexy Italian model improve sales?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (tXgDF)

367 bill in arkansas, I wouldn't call Arby's concept dumb, just very direct.

Carls Jr has adopted a similar approach of late. And they have an actor who sounds a bit like Ving Rhames yelling at the end of the spot "FEED YO HAPPY!!"

I like that. "FEED YO HAPPY!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

368 Holden: reluctant hero / smart ass

===============

And he played. J.J. Sefton

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (dr0/9)

369 Speaking of Love is Love: This little news item was in our local paper today. (been waiting for an excuse to post it) I swear on a stack of bibles, what follows is word for word from the pages of today's paper:

"A ##### man accused of having sex with a dog is facing a bestiality charge. According to an arrest warrant affidavit, a woman allegedly found videos of him naked and on his knees following the family dog around the living room. She later informed the Sheriff's Office deputy that she had video evidence.

The woman told the deputy she had a camera in the living room to watch her children while she was away. On Aug. 5, she saw notifications of movement on camera, and when she returned she saw the videos of the man naked in the living room, the affidavit stated.

On Aug. 12, the deputy saw the video of Rice wearing only underwear and talking to the dog. He then took his underwear off while talking to the dog. The dog ran out of the room, but the man was seen grabbing the dog by its collar and pulling the animal to the ground, according to the affidavit.

He then participated in graphic acts that, according to law, constitute bestiality. The dog could be heard whimpering and whining in the video, while Rice told the dog "SHHH," the affidavit said."

END QUOTE

editorial comment: Another Faithful Democrat Voter!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)

370 Top 10 worst Air Quality cities in USA today, all 10 are in CA, OR, and WA.

Worldwide, three worst cities for air quality today are
Portland, OR
Vancouver, BC
Seattle, WA

5 straight days of this crappy air. The house is sealed up but I'm still coughing and have irritated upper chest. Not much let up before Thursday either.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)

371 Who else misses Wendy's never frozen burgers? It's been nigh on 20 year now, hasn't it?

*slow tear rolls down cheek*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (cI3Q7)

372 I have really enjoyed Wendy's new strategy: Larger buns with smaller patties.
Posted by: Chin music

Noticed that too, didcha?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt88)

373 I wish they would make a fast food Cracker Barrel type joint. I loved to pull up to a window and get a couple of pork chops , mash potatoes and corn bread.

Wait , I guess that's Boston Market sans the pork chops. Meat loaf ain't half bad.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

374 What the actual f? What is the point of this other than in your face woke...has nothing to do with selling anything

Well we are several hundred comments into it. So we are talking about the company and its product.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (C+evo)

375 Which means 1) BSA was completely right all along and 2) BSA's actual mistake was not identifying these people and driving them out more aggressively. Their actual mistake was being *not intolerant enough*.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BAsqb)


Guess how all those nasty priests got to get after kids? Tolerance. No more. A pervert is perverted and not "fixable." They need to be kicked out, forceably, from any position near kids, ever.

That includes all the public school teachers abusing kids, and all the protestant ministers abusing kids, and on and on.

Why in hell do we "tolerate" perversion when it leads to these outcomes? Shame on us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (okGHj)

376 Remember how many 2018 congressional races were called for the R on election night yet went to a D after days of "counting"?

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (HwiWi)

377 there was something long ago, Bush and Saddam franchising. Mural in LA I think. There was a whole series of these stupid things.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

378 "339 The culture destroyers are winning? By whose measure? Have you lost your family, your circle of friends, your community? How did that happen? Did you let it? Fuck them and fuck quitters, fight back."

I don't recall saying "give up."

Yes, I did lose all my IRL friends a year ago, when the Dems tried the "Trump-voters are terrorists" ploy. I had to stop hanging out with people IRL, or lose my mind completely.

BK food is crap, everybody here agrees, but again, look at the QSR stock chart. Rose steadily until late last year, despite crappy food.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (qpX6U)

379 360 Don't mess with A&W.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (4k/Uz)

A&W is not bad. Greasy as fuck. Love their cheese curds. The burgers though, a bit bland aside from the grease.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (cI3Q7)

380 Which means 1) BSA was completely right all along and 2) BSA's actual
mistake was not identifying these people and driving them out more
aggressively. Their actual mistake was being *not intolerant enough*.


It's kind of similar to what the Catholic Church is going through. There's a shortage of priests. So they are open to .... most males that are interested. Gays who want to fool around with young kids saw this as an opportunity, and are now a huge problem. And yes, the Church should have a a LOT more intolerant about this sort of thing. But... you know. "Priest shortage" + "didn't know until it was too late" = "lots of lawsuits"

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

381 Ya 2020 could get a lot worse.



Oh great, Shoney's Big Boy is eyeballing the Chik Fil A cows.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:33 PM (Bk0np)

382 Another Faithful Democrat Voter!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)


Man, that qualification test for a senior position at the DNC is tough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:33 PM (2C38g)

383 Top 10 worst Air Quality cities in USA today, all 10 are in CA, OR, and WA.

Worldwide, three worst cities for air quality today are
Portland, OR
Vancouver, BC
Seattle, WA

5 straight days of this crappy air. The house is sealed up but I'm still coughing and have irritated upper chest. Not much let up before Thursday either.
Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
------
It's been getting worse and worse. Please pray for rain this week, we really need it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:33 PM (Rk6Cp)

384 lol, French kissing.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

385 Is anyone here familiar with the SoCal-based fast food chain, Farmer Boys?

They run some kinda funny, Dukes Of Hazzard-style commercials, featuring a scarecrow mascot who looks suspiciously like a straw-headed John Denver. Their burgers are huge and, IMHO, approach restaurant quality (as well as prices). I personally hope they grow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)

386 Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music

Really? Who stopped them from writing classical music?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

387 Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising. They show sandwiches that look really good and encourage you to come in and buy them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Sandwiches like look like blown out vaginas... I have zero clue how they are still solvent tbh.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (hVVtI)

388 editorial comment: Another Faithful Democrat Voter!!!

-

Yeah, it's funny how that and necrophilia and other very distasteful -philias are treated with meds and psychologists and etc., but sexual attraction to another man's feces doesn't work that way, h8rs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (NKuIh)

389 Yo queero Taco Bell.

Posted by: That little Taco Bell dog at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (oFSRF)

390 Speaking of Love is Love: This little news item was in our local paper today.

Apropos of nothing, "Babylon Berlin" first season is good.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

391
Wendell's new ad campaign will show their trademark copper-topped moppet, sporting a turgid manhood, as xhe leaps upon the eager haunches of a prone Cookie Monster.

#AllLoveIsLove #EatWendell's #EatDick #AllDickIsDick #EvenWhenItsMadeOfToeSkin

Posted by: Madison Ave., 2030 at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (x73LH)

392 Really? Who stopped them from writing classical music?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

White supremacy and shit. Remember, all of their failings and shortcomings are actually your fault.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (BAsqb)

393 Oh great, Shoney's Big Boy is eyeballing the Chik Fil A cows.
Posted by: deplorable unperson


Well, when you're lonely enough...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

394 It's like Arby's marketing team said how can we make a sandwich that resembles a vagina right after child birth or a gang bang.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (hVVtI)

395 Sandwiches like look like blown out vaginas... I have zero clue how they are still solvent tbh.
Posted by: Based Department

Uh, even blown out va jay jays are doing pretty good so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (Rvt88)

396 "Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising." Their roast beef isn't roast beef, but I did try the reuben once, and it wasn't as bad.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (qpX6U)

397 Really? Who stopped them from writing classical music?

-

Kwame's Drum Symphony #12,329

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (NKuIh)

398 I haven't eaten fast food in about ten years. They can all go out of business for all I care.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (TdMsT)

399
138 The Nathan's Hotdog campaign will be lit...

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (HwiWi)



Nathan and Ball Park Frank. Bun length.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

__________

Dodger Dogs hardest hit.
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)











*Cur looks at lonely can of vienna sausages in his pantry*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (EGyGV)

400 Duke just kissed Maureen.

Is this before or after he drags, kicks, and slaps her around for a country mile in a gesture of true romance?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

401 Really? Who stopped them from writing classical music?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

It was either Hitler or Trump.

Posted by: November 3rd at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (NSFCQ)

402 Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music

Really? Who stopped them from writing classical music?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)


They want to destroy everything they do not uderstrand or is beyond their understanding.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

403 I don't want to see any In N' Out Burger commercials if they go this way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

404 398 I haven't eaten fast food in about ten years. They can all go out of business for all I care.
---
I've just about completely stopped, too. Maybe once every six months.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (sWM8x)

405 400 Duke just kissed Maureen.

Is this before or after he drags, kicks, and slaps her around for a country mile in a gesture of true romance?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

Probably before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (cI3Q7)

406 Is this before or after he drags, kicks, and slaps her around for a country mile in a gesture of true romance?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

_________


Klingon foreplay.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)

407 It was either Hitler or Trump.
Posted by: November 3rd at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (NSFCQ)

There's a difference?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (cI3Q7)

408 I don't want to see any In N' Out Burger commercials if they go this way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)
-------
Those are good burgers, Dude.

Posted by: Donny Kerabatsos at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (Rk6Cp)

409 *gonna blame that last one on the keyboard

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

410 Finland?

Who drew it, Tom of Finland?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (dR6lV)

411 Klingon foreplay.
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)

Redheads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (cI3Q7)

412 {{{Ladyl}}}

You are here early!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (2C38g)

413 BK is crappy but as long as they keep sending me coupons I'll keep buying. I used a Church's not too long ago, tasty but ruff.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (RKPlw)

414 Burger King: Owned by the Whore of Omaha, Warren Buffet.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (3vIkC)

415 Speaking of, has National Review made The Conservative Case for "Cuties" yet? It is a true blessing of liberty.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (puu6v)

Reason made it. Jacob Sullum wrote it up. Because of fucking course he did. Even by current law, the stripper moves and explicit sexuality exhibited by prepubescents can get people arrested for corrupting a minor. Sixty years ago, just being seen defending this movie would have been enough to get you exiled from a country.

Posted by: trev006 at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (sNoRO)

416 Clarification: Holden played J.J.Sefton in Stalag 17. Excellent for the part.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (dr0/9)

417 That was funny watching Roethlisberger slide into a first down plus.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (j8aRL)

418 Before.

I am now watching fricking yoga videos due to a certain someone coming home from work.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (cpS4u)

419
It's kind of similar to what the Catholic Church is going through. There's a shortage of priests. So they are open to .... most males that are interested. Gays who want to fool around with young kids saw this as an opportunity, and are now a huge problem. And yes, the Church should have a a LOT more intolerant about this sort of thing. But... you know. "Priest shortage" + "didn't know until it was too late" = "lots of lawsuits"
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

It makes me wonder if they wouldn't be better off going back to medieval and renaissance rules, quietly ignoring priests' female life partners. Right now, you have to be really damn moto to be a Catholic priest, alone your entire life, no money, going nowhere, doing nothing but looking after a parish. And for some, that's enough, but obviously not for enough to replace the losses.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (BAsqb)

420 Worldwide, three worst cities for air quality today are
Portland, OR
Vancouver, BC
Seattle, WA


If the smoke smelled like sulfur then there would likely be no question as to claims that his is a form of judgment. An early gracious taste of what eternity will smell like.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (C+evo)

421 As a joke the Duke dragged Maureen through sheep poop while shooting that scene.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (HwiWi)

422 395 Sandwiches like look like blown out vaginas... I have zero clue how they are still solvent tbh.
Posted by: Based Department

Uh, even blown out va jay jays are doing pretty good so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (Rvt8

You do you, mate.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (hVVtI)

423 I don't want to see any In N' Out Burger commercials if they go this way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Billionaire heiress of the founder, Lynsi Snyder, just saw A Clockwork Orange for the first time. Now she's changing their name to "The Old In-Out In-Out Burger."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)

424 Klingon foreplay.
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)

Redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (cI3Q7)



So, Lt Worf and Dr Crusher?

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (786Ro)

425 403
I don't want to see any In N' Out Burger commercials if they go this way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

_________


Don't know if this is common knowledge, but when I first went to SoCal in '79 for college -- all the rage, especially among students, was the In N' Out Burger bumper stickers with the "B" and "r" removed from "Burger."

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)

426 Uh, even blown out va jay jays are doing pretty good so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:35 PM (Rvt8


I thought San Fran Nan was getting a blowout last week....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (okGHj)

427 Holden: reluctant hero / smart ass

===============

And he played. J.J. Sefton
Posted by: FloridaMan


Holden had that down. Reluctant hero/smart ass. I think the only movie that I can think of he was NOT that character was "Executive Suite".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (ZCiJZ)

428 Finally talked to Aunt in Winston, OR yesterday. A lot of smoke, but no evacuation fears yet.


We has smoke for weeks here. It was horrible.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (R4aZ2)

429 {{{Hrothgar}}}

I'm already in bed with my jammies on!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (TdMsT)

430 That's the kind of kiss Michael Corleone gave Fredo before he had him offed.

Maybe Burger King is going to have Ronald offed while he's eating a McFish?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (dR6lV)

431 ShainS, I remember that. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

432 Don't know if this is common knowledge, but when I first went to SoCal in '79 for college -- all the rage, especially among students, was the In N' Out Burger bumper stickers with the "B" and "r" removed from "Burger."

Yeah, I have one on an ammo box from the 80's.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:40 PM (R4aZ2)

433 The expired aunt in that ad is funny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 08:40 PM (j8aRL)

434 Is this before or after he drags, kicks, and slaps her around for a country mile in a gesture of true romance?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
====
Somewhere in there, after the wedding, The Duke comments to Maureen that there are no babies in the house. I suspect he wasn't actually talking about babies, though.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 14, 2020 08:40 PM (8AONa)

435 That's IT! The Klingons in TOS represented the Irish!

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 08:40 PM (RuIsu)

436 election turnout - midterms are always lower than Presidential election years. 2016 turnout was rated at 60.1% of registered voters, 2018 turnout was 49.1%. It does appear that a lot more Trump voters sat out the 2018 midterms than dems did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (V2Yro)

437 In N Out here burger still does a brisk business in take out. Very polite and organized.
Cars lined up by the dozens.
Same with Popeyes chicken.

Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

438 thought San Fran Nan was getting a blowout last week....

Some lavori, even a Latin lover will not do.

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (ykYG2)

439 416
Clarification: Holden played J.J.Sefton in Stalag 17. Excellent for the part.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (dr0/9)

_________


Wait, our own J.J. Sefton is using an alias?

/

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

440 Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising." Their roast beef isn't roast beef, but I did try the reuben once, and it wasn't as bad.
Posted by: gp The Heretic a


Their roast beef is not roast beef- because its heaven.

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

441 Finally talked to Aunt in Winston, OR yesterday. A lot of smoke, but no evacuation fears yet.





We has smoke for weeks here. It was horrible.


What do you expect? Of course there's smoke. The place is called "Winston.'
Duh.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (dR6lV)

442 So, the promise they made to us military folks toretire and get free health care forever?

Nope. Just got informed its now $150 a years, plus my co pays, plus the deductible, unless you go to the VA.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

443 That's the kind of kiss Michael Corleone gave Fredo before he had him offed.

Maybe Burger King is going to have Ronald offed while he's eating a McFish?


Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (dR6lV)


I knew it was you Ronald. You broke my heart!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:42 PM (o/dyo)

444 {{{Ladyl}}}

It has been that kind of day, yes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:42 PM (2C38g)

445 White supremacy and shit. Remember, all of their failings and shortcomings are actually your fault.

OK...if you say so...*hangs head and shuffles away dejectedly*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (HaL55)

446 So, Lt Worf and Dr Crusher?
Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (786Ro)

Hmmm, thought experiment that just occurred to me: replace Rebecca Fergusson from MI in for Gates McFadden.

That there is a sexy replacement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (cI3Q7)

447 Saw a video on Twitter last night titled:

"He Thought He Was Meeting A Thirteen-Year-Old Old Girl. He Met Her Uncle Instead."


Uncle pounds the pedophile into unconsciousness and then very methodically broke every finger on the guy's hands and then very carefully breaks both of his arms at the elbow by bending them the wrong way.

Fairly certain that there will be no more internet pr0n attempts to meet young girls for this particular pedophile.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (N8wAc)

448 The whatever the Giant sandwich is now is almost too much.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (j8aRL)

449 OK, off the burger erotica content, but does anyone know if our feckless government is doing any sort of investigation into who is funding the fiery, but mostly peaceful "protests"? There has to be million$ behind them. It cannot be that hard to find out especially if they are arresting some of the miscreants.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (3vIkC)

450 So, the promise they made to us military folks toretire and get free health care forever?

Nope. Just got informed its now $150 a years, plus my co pays, plus the deductible, unless you go to the VA.

/spit
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

Ah yes, the Darth Vader technique.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (BAsqb)

451 Like if you are the 24th car in the line, there is a guy taking your order, so it's ready when you are at the window.
They process your credit card with a tablet.
Very professional

Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (w7KSn)

452 441 Finally talked to Aunt in Winston, OR yesterday. A lot of smoke, but no evacuation fears yet.





We has smoke for weeks here. It was horrible.


What do you expect? Of course there's smoke. The place is called "Winston.'
Duh.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (dR6lV)

Is that near Ashbury?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

453 I like In-And-Out but they don't have any franchises here. I don't like McDonald's, Burger King, and most other fast-food joints. I just don't go to these places, especially since they're not exactly cheap any more.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (66BnU)

454 Sidebar note: I went to Reason to read the article about Cuties. Then I read the comments, and was pleasantly surprised that, as far as I read, they were overwhelmingly in disagreement with the article. Which is better than the last time I tried that, and came across a pretty evenly divided discussion of whether people should be allowed to raise kids to reject libertarian assumptions. Really.

My own take is simple. When I was 11, I absolutely did not find 11 year old girls sexy. Yucky was more like it. Yes, that did change; at 13 I found the same girls infinitely desirable. But by 15, they were older, and the new crop of 13 year olds were pretty bad. And I believe that is the normal progression. The age difference did grow, but more slowly. My wife is 8 years younger than I. In that sense, she is the youngest I've ever gone for. But she was also, when we got together, the oldest in age.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (7X3UV)

455
I don't want to see any In N' Out Burger commercials if they go this way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)







When I was in high school *koff koff* years ago, it was cool to drive down to LA and get an In-N-Out bumper sticker. But with the stickers that were available then, you'd slice it vertically in a couple of places so that it read "In-N-Out urge".

Great, juvenile fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (EGyGV)

456 John Cardillo
@johncardillo

4h
The left is now proving their "enlightenment" by going all in on pro-pedophilia.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (Bk0np)

457 >>Arby's has a dumb concept about advertising

We have the meats is better than kissing a clown.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

458 Sharkman, oh man that's beautiful. :-)

I have a niece who's jailbait. If some adult male tried to mess with her, I have a hunch her dad would deposit him into a shallow grave in Mexico.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

459
Right now, you have to be really damn moto to be a Catholic priest, alone your entire life, no money, going nowhere, doing nothing but looking after a parish. And for some, that's enough, but obviously not for enough to replace the losses.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (BAsqb)

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That's the way it's always been for centuries and there was no lack of vocations. Except now that too many priests are now masters of ceremony at the Sunday hootenanny instead of men of God solemnly celebrating Holy Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (mht8P)

460 Bunch of Brokeburger bend over for BLM flamers.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (qZdIZ)

461 The Mueller Russia Coup was also a voter-suppression Black Op. Coupled with a full propaganda operation by the Professional Liars. Not to mention Paula Ryan's attempt to lose the House to ensure impeachment.

An awful lot of Americans have been red-pilled these last two years.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

462 I'm all for beating the living crap out of pedos. I'm not so much in favor of slapping around Maureen O'Hara. I mean they made two movies of John Wayne beating the crap out of her, was that some niche market in the 50s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)

463 Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 08:43 PM (N8wAc)

Now that Uncle should get a Presidential medal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (2C38g)

464 It makes me wonder if they wouldn't be better off going back to medieval and renaissance rules, quietly ignoring priests' female life partners. Right now, you have to be really damn moto to be a Catholic priest, alone your entire life, no money, going nowhere, doing nothing but looking after a parish. And for some, that's enough, but obviously not for enough to replace the losses.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (BAsqb)


This is simply untrue.

The Church is starting to correct the abuses rampant under VII, the dope of a Pope we currently have notwithstanding. When the Church is true to Her calling, and challenges people to live their better lives, holier and with Jesus in sight at all times, she requires warrior priests, who are not afraid to speak truth to sin, vanquish misery and dispense justice and forgiveness. These men who take on this cross (the true priesthood) are amazing people, full of vigor, able to give up marriage and conjugal life for a greater good.

Perverts give up nothing when they join the priesthood. They are running away from the world, and do nothing to further the Kingdom of God. I know several very good priests, and what they suffered through in seminary should qualify them for white martyrdom.

There is no shortage of priests where the true Church is allowed to flourish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (okGHj)

465 All right Oscar Meyer, you put that f-ing bolgna right down and get the F outta here.

Posted by: Little Debbie at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (9dzlp)

466 Don't know if this is common knowledge, but when I first went to SoCal
in '79 for college -- all the rage, especially among students, was the
In N' Out Burger bumper stickers with the "B" and "r" removed from
"Burger."


"Uger?" I don't get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (HaL55)

467 I have never, not once, in my long life had the desire to stick my tongue down the throat of a Clown.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (tXgDF)

468 I don't want to see any In N' Out Burger commercials if they go this way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)


They just hired John Waters, Ron Jeremy and Divine in a black and white chiffon dress, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (hku12)

469 "375 Which means 1) BSA was completely right all along and 2) BSA's actual mistake was not identifying these people and driving them out more aggressively. Their actual mistake was being *not intolerant enough*.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BAsqb)


Guess how all those nasty priests got to get after kids? Tolerance. No more. A pervert is perverted and not "fixable." They need to be kicked out, forceably, from any position near kids, ever.

That includes all the public school teachers abusing kids, and all the protestant ministers abusing kids, and on and on.

Why in hell do we "tolerate" perversion when it leads to these outcomes? Shame on us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (okGHj) "




Story of the last half century in a nutshell.

SO MANY things we were not intolerant enough of.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (Oi/63)

470 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)

McClintock, what's the second one?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

471 Sharkman, I would love to see that. More of that shit needs to happen.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (R4aZ2)

472 178



Maybe the assholes in the NBA and NFL can put the name of cop shooter in Compton on their uniforms once he gets caught.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:06 PM (o/dyo)

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Remember when NBA superstar Dewayne Wade's young niece was shot dead in Chicago and America talked about it for 1 whole day?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (h1jJh)

473 519-- Being a priest is a calling and a vocation. They know they aren't going to have a real social life.

That said, in my experience, priests get invited to a lot of parties--weddings, repastes, confirmations, communions, graduations. Many I knew growing up ate good and most of them drank.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (dR6lV)

474 hate to be that guy, but I think that's not the actual advertising image they are going with....that image is a pervosity by an uninvolved fast food fantasy artist.

Posted by: SarahW at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (g1vnC)

475 435
That's IT! The Klingons in TOS represented the Irish!

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 08:40 PM (RuIsu)

_________


LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (WqPYg)

476 Uger?" I don't get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM 

Heh

Posted by: November 3rd at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (NSFCQ)

477 If the peaceful protesters in Portland would fire up their leaf blowers, they could move that smoke out of there.
In looking at the satellite tracking, all Air suport of the fires in OR and WA has ceased due to no viz. All a ground game now and wait for rain or snow.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (y1Mvi)

478 McClintock, what's the second one?

The Quiet Man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

479 Lucy McBath dragging her dead kid's body through her campaign commercial again.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (Bk0np)

480 Ronald McDonald ought to file a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (R13uH)

481 We have the meats is better than kissing a clown.


I don't know if anyone has made a better living out of being exactly himself than Ving Rhames has.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (q2K0j)

482 Story of the last half century in a nutshell.

SO MANY things we were not intolerant enough of.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (Oi/63)

When good Men see evil, and remain silent.

Eventually, that evil WILL come for them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

483 I'm a Burger King
I have a Burger Thing
I'll pack my meat in Ronald's seat
And make that fucker sing!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (jbF6h)

484 As a joke the Duke dragged Maureen through sheep poop while shooting that scene.
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 08:38 PM (HwiWi)
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TBF it was a field in Ireland. The sheep poop is everywhere.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (Rk6Cp)

485
I know several very good priests, and what they suffered through in seminary should qualify them for white martyrdom

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"Goodbye, Good Men" by Michael Rose describes this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (mht8P)

486
Don't know if this is common knowledge, but when I first went to SoCal in '79 for college -- all the rage, especially among students, was the In N' Out Burger bumper stickers with the "B" and "r" removed from "Burger."
Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)





Damn, you beat me to it. That's what I get for not reading the comments.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (EGyGV)

487 Perverts give up nothing when they join the priesthood. They are running away from the world, and do nothing to further the Kingdom of God. I know several very good priests, and what they suffered through in seminary should qualify them for white martyrdom.

There is no shortage of priests where the true Church is allowed to flourish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (okGHj)

Just saying, 500 years ago I said this ban against priests being married was a big mistake.

Posted by: Martin Luther at September 14, 2020 08:49 PM (V2Yro)

488 I had one of Arby's Reubens a few weeks ago. Not bad.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 08:49 PM (sGotD)

489 478 McClintock, what's the second one?

The Quiet Man
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

Hmmm, I remember him dragging her along, but that's a bit different than beating the shit out of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

490 Never forget who your customers are.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2020 08:50 PM (0TbLI)

491 Nope I'm wrong. https://wersm.com/burger-king-love-conquers-all/

Posted by: SarahW at September 14, 2020 08:50 PM (g1vnC)

492 I am not sure he 'Beats the crap' out of her in either.

The Quiet Man, he drags her to her brother to give her the fight she has been nagging him about all movie- that he has tried to avoid while being called a coward the entire time.

McClintock! He spanks her and that is about it, every other indignity is during the chase to spank her, much of which she brings on herself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:50 PM (cI3Q7)

493 I had one of Arby's Reubens a few weeks ago. Not bad.
Posted by: IrishEi

One of them and some curly fries are a pretty damn good meal.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:50 PM (Rvt88)

494 Burger King's plan is to have McDonald's sue them for mis-representation and copyright infringement, Then the woke will say. "What? McDonald's has a problem with gays? Let's boycott!"

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (dR6lV)

495 Farm animals are remarkably indiscriminate about where they drop a duece.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (cI3Q7)

496 467 I have never, not once, in my long life had the desire to stick my tongue down the throat of a Clown.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 08:45 PM (tXgDF)

Not a Harley Quinn fan?

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (hVVtI)

497
One of them and some curly fries are a pretty damn good meal.
Posted by: Tonypete

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And a jamocha shake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (mht8P)

498 The Quiet Man
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

To be fair Maureen was a red head. He had no choice.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (2DOZq)

499 SMOD has forsaken us, but a formerly sleeping geyser has awakened at Yellowstone.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

500 Willowed.

Word that power line poles in Snohomish County are being cut through with chainsaws. One pole found hanging from the overhead power lines.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (4k/Uz)

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (4k/Uz)

Time for some vigilante patrols, Keep a backhoe on standby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (R13uH)

501 Headline at AP:

"US halts imports from China's Uighur region for forced labor"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

502 495 Farm animals are remarkably indiscriminate about where they drop a duece.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (cI3Q7)

As well as 1 billion people living in India.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (hVVtI)

503 Headline at AP:

"US halts imports from China's Uighur region for forced labor"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)
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Welp, there goes "Mulan".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (Rk6Cp)

504 "I can't wait for the campaign from In 'n Out Burger..."

Starring ... Five Guys

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (dzDvd)

505 Didn't Tim Hortons buy Burger King?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (ROLxQ)

506 Ok, has anyone here ever rang the bell at Arbys? You know the one inside on the "good customer service" plaque? There's no way that doesn't drive the employees crazy.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (l6b3d)

507 Next ad: The Burger King is gonna be ridin' little Wendy like a BOSS.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (V2Yro)

508 Welp, there goes "Mulan".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (Rk6Cp)

And no one will notice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (cI3Q7)

509 Captain, I'm hoping the new Mulan is a huge flop for Disney. They can't lose enough money as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

510 Burger..."

Starring ... Five Guys
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (dzDvd)

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

511 Hairyback Guy @ 271- Yumbo? Damn right I do, cause dumbass teen girl tried me to force me to say 'yumbo', like I kept asking for the ham sammich and she kept asking if I wanted a yumbo. 4 freakin times. Then I just told her I would go to Mcdonalds. This was in the 70's I think, in Orangeburg, SC.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (XhWtx)

512 444 {{{Ladyl}}}

It has been that kind of day, yes?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 08:42 PM (2C38g)


It was pretty busy.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (TdMsT)

513 Farm animals are remarkably indiscriminate about where they drop a duece.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (cI3Q7)
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Makes me think of a Central Asian insult from "Flashman at the Charge": "He talks as the wild sheep defecate, at random, everywhere."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (Rk6Cp)

514 Watch you looking at Dinty Moore? No I don't want any stew meat.

Posted by: Cracker Jack at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (9dzlp)

515 Ok, has anyone here ever rang the bell at Arbys? You know the one inside on the "good customer service" plaque? There's no way that doesn't drive the employees crazy.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (l6b3d)

I thought that was Long John Silvers.

Now that's a great fast food.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

516 502 495 Farm animals are remarkably indiscriminate about where they drop a duece.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:51 PM (cI3Q7)

As well as 1 billion people living in India.
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (hVVtI)

Hey what about us???

Posted by: All of San Francisco at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (V2Yro)

517 Tom Servo, noop. Wendy knows how to use her chili tactically!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

518 The Quiet Man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)


Yes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (o/dyo)

519
McClintock! He spanks her and that is about it, every other indignity is during the chase to spank her, much of which she brings on herself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 08:50 PM (cI3Q7)





The shot where he finishes the spanking and then hands the coal scuttle/paddle to Dev as a wedding present TO BE USED ON HIS OWN DAUGHTER... hilarious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (EGyGV)

520 368 Holden: reluctant hero / smart ass

===============

And he played. J.J. Sefton
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:31 PM (dr0/9)

He said it, not me.

But yeah...

Posted by: browndog at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (BgMrQ)

521 Jeebus! Verizon has restored copy paste function on my phone! *weeps for some reason*

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

522 Burger queen and puke. Perfect together

Back in VA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (OVEfo)

523 505 Didn't Tim Hortons buy Burger King?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (ROLxQ)

just for one night

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (O+AcM)

524 I would not want to tackle Roethlisberger alone if he was in motion.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (j8aRL)

525 Ronald McDonald ought to file a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (R13uH)


I'm gonna need you to sit down for this...

Ronald McDonald? He ain't real.

And yes, you're getting a lump of coal this year.

Posted by: Sandy Claws at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)

526 505
Didn't Tim Hortons buy Burger King?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 14, 2020 08:53 PM (ROLxQ)


No, the reverse. Warren Buffett owned BK and bought Tim Horton's. A shame - they have great coffee. But Buffett is an evil POS.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (3vIkC)

527 McClintock, what's the second one?

The Quiet Man
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

And then, Maureen O'Hara made an impassioned plea for some medal (IIRC) for John Mayne at a Congressional Hearing.

Battered wife syndrome?

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (dr0/9)

528 One of them and some curly fries are a pretty damn good meal.

Posted by: Tonypete



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And a jamocha shake.


Yummers. I keep a bag of frozen Arby's curly fries in the freezer here at stately Casa Backwardio at all times. Checker's fries, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 08:56 PM (HaL55)

529 Two all beef Paddys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 14, 2020 08:56 PM (r+sAi)

530 BackwardsBoy, the SoCal version of Checkers is Rally's.

They have a bunch of signs, "fries are our love language!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

531 Sharkman, I would love to see that. More of that shit needs to happen.

Posted by: Infidel



It was retweeted by Tim Pool's lady broadcast partner with the quip:

"How we used to deal with pedophiles."

It is brutal. You can't unsee someone having their arms broken that way. Should be shown to every high school boy with the admonition to treat all women and girls like gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 08:56 PM (N8wAc)

532 It's European but it's default gay.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZfRYq)

533 I can't imagine McDonalds is okay with Burger King using their mascot in this manner. I realize it doesn't say McDonalds anywhere but surely even people in Finland can figure this out.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)

534 Roethlisberger has a bar in Savannah. I have no idea if it's still open.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

535 I like Jake's Wayback Burgers.

They friggin rock.

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (UmCPR)

536
But Buffett is an evil POS.
Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (3vIkC)

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But he lives in Omaha! And doesn't make any more than his secretary!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (mht8P)

537 Watching Trump hosting Latinos for Trump roundtable. Prerecorded.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

538 SMOD has forsaken us, but a formerly sleeping geyser has awakened at Yellowstone.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)


Dormant for six and a half years and springs back to life? Maybe the base on the east side of the Tetons is about to slide down more.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (y7DUB)

539 >>> I thought that was Long John Silvers.

Now that's a great fast food.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

You could buy a basket of crumbs. Just crumbs scooped up from the place they set the fried fish. You are purchasing vaguely fish scented fried batter. It was like crack cocaine.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (l6b3d)

540 even people in Finland can figure this out.


They're all drunk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (q2K0j)

541 Roethlisberger has a bar in Savannah. I have no idea if it's still open.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh

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THE PLACE IS LOUD AS HELL!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (Rvt88)

542 It was retweeted by Tim Pool's lady broadcast partner with the quip:

"How we used to deal with pedophiles."

It is brutal. You can't unsee someone having their arms broken that way. Should be shown to every high school boy with the admonition to treat all women and girls like gold.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 08:56 PM (N8wAc)

Should also be shown to every High School girl, saying you should be WORTHY of this level of protection.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (NgKpN)

543 Holden had that down. Reluctant hero/smart ass. I think the only movie that I can think of he was NOT that character was "Executive Suite".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 08:39 PM (ZCiJZ)

That was my thought for reluctant hero.

Under appreciated movie!

Posted by: browndog at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)

544 "Based Department" - mostly north India; I think south India has always been clean.
The poo2loo campaign is having an effect even there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

545 SMOD has forsaken us, but a formerly sleeping geyser has awakened at Yellowstone.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)
---

SMOD/Yellowstone Caldera 2020: Better Together

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

546 534, for real?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (j8aRL)

547 538 SMOD has forsaken us, but a formerly sleeping geyser has awakened at Yellowstone.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

Dormant for six and a half years and springs back to life? Maybe the base on the east side of the Tetons is about to slide down more.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (y7DUB)

SMOD is just on a long orbit pattern.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (NgKpN)

548 Yumbo? Damn right I do, cause dumbass teen girl tried me to force me to say 'yumbo', like I kept asking for the ham sammich and she kept asking if I wanted a yumbo. 4 freakin times. Then I just told her I would go to Mcdonalds. This was in the 70's I think, in Orangeburg, SC.
Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2020 08:54 PM (XhWtx)

Yup.....Yumbos......friend of mine had a mom who worked for the Burger King and used to bring home Yumbos all the time.

Every time I was over there she was pressing a Yumbo on me.

Damn things are seared in my memory.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Z+IKu)

549 But he lives in Omaha! And doesn't make any more than his secretary!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (mht8P)


Yeah and his secretary is worth 11 figures as well. Uh huh.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (3vIkC)

550 But Buffett is an evil POS.


Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 08:55 PM (3vIkC)



Yes and a vile, hypocritical scumbag.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (o/dyo)

551 I've been boycotting BK for a while, the pink tax thing was the last straw - not even emergencies now.. The cow fart thing they recently aired (don't eat meat!!) is a nice reminder that besides shitty food, we suck. So no matter how hungry I am (or how bad I have to pee) if I'm on the road, I'll keep driving.

From my house, I have to drive by a BK to get to In N Out, Five Guys, or anybody else, which isn't even an issue. I hope they go belly up soon and turn into something decent. 2 BK's in town is 2 too many (one died).

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (8B6Ng)

552 SMOD Shrugged.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (RuIsu)

553 493
I had one of Arby's Reubens a few weeks ago. Not bad.

Smokehouse brisket is good too. Problem is, with curly fries it's about 10,000 calories.

Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

554 SMOD/Yellowstone Caldera 2020: Better Together
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

Bumper sticker.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

555 488
I had one of Arby's Reubens a few weeks ago. Not bad.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 08:49 PM (sGotD)

_________


Their Turkey and Swiss "Market Fresh" sandwich is my favorite (well, most healthy) fast food. They used to have at least a handful or more of similar items, but now only two I think.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (WqPYg)

556 Story from Orange County (California) Register:

Disney and Universal call on Newsom to reopen California theme parks

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

557 Ayaan Hirsi Ali just made the connection between the goals of the Woke and the goals and ideals of Islam.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (Bk0np)

558 Ayan Hirsi Ali is showing her age but her tits have expanded.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (q2K0j)

559 Mentioned something about PA - Fed judge ruled that PA cannot be shut down anylongr. ENOUGH!

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

560 BTH, amazing what grass roots PsyOps can accomplish. Pray you are doing well btw.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (hVVtI)

561 clutch, the BK nearest me died a few years ago. Was turned into a Wendy's and is now doing gangbuster business.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

562
Smokehouse brisket is good too. Problem is, with curly fries it's about 10,000 calories.
Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (+ya+t)p

--------

Yes. And?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (mht8P)

563 *Cur looks at lonely can of vienna sausages in his pantry*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (EGyGV)

_________

LOL

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (WqPYg)

564 "482 Story of the last half century in a nutshell.

SO MANY things we were not intolerant enough of.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 08:46 PM (Oi/63)

When good Men see evil, and remain silent.

Eventually, that evil WILL come for them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)"



Didn't remain silent; was considered weird at best, bats#it at worst, cost me jobs, money, you name it.
Coming for me anyway.

*redacted*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (Oi/63)

565 559 Mentioned something about PA - Fed judge ruled that PA cannot be shut down anylongr. ENOUGH!
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

It would be kind of hard not to put in there 'Let my people go!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (cI3Q7)

566 Captain, I'm hoping the new Mulan is a huge flop for Disney. They can't lose enough money as far as I'm concerned.

I don't grok why the House of the Gigantic Rat doesn't make Chinese movies in China and leave us alone. That's a separate market, so why not cater to it there instead of Hollyweird making movies here and making us censor things like the Taiwan flag in the new Top Gun flick?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)

567 I cannot believe these Arby's comments!

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (hVVtI)

568 Ayaan Hirsi Ali just made the connection between the goals of the Woke and the goals and ideals of Islam.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (Bk0np)

She's incredible. I can't believe some woke goat f***er hasn't killed her.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

569 Big big BIG B I G news tonight. Hold on to your seats and buckle up. BIG BIG BIG BREAKING NEWS.

Posted by: Sean Blannity at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (WQZ1O)

570 556
Story from Orange County (California) Register:



Disney and Universal call on Newsom to reopen California theme parks

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)


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Why don't they just open up without permission and tell Newsom to go fuck off.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (h1jJh)

571 263
Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music

https://tinyurl.com/y35x336k
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 08:15 PM (mht8P)

Oh shut up. (Not you, Hadrian)

Posted by: Sal at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (KTdeA)

572 556 Story from Orange County (California) Register:

Disney and Universal call on Newsom to reopen California theme parks
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Makes sense. Disney has to be losing a boatload of money hand over fist with the parks shut down.

Not like they are making it up on their high quality live action remakes of classic films! *rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (cI3Q7)

573 Wait, there's a spaceport in Alaska?

https://www.space.com/astra-launches-first-orbital-mission.html

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

574 aaaand of course there is a bollywood poosical
youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

575 Well, you decide

The Quiet Man
https://youtu.be/nm9MEBPZkcU

McClintock
https://youtu.be/6IXyf8CP6Fw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (KZzsI)

576 569
Big big BIG B I G news tonight. Hold on to your seats and buckle up. BIG BIG BIG BREAKING NEWS.

Posted by: Sean Blannity at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (WQZ1O)

_________


You got another black belt?

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)

577 I can't imagine McDonalds is okay with Burger King
using their mascot in this manner. I realize it doesn't say McDonalds
anywhere but surely even people in Finland can figure this out.



Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)
That's what made this ad brilliant in its own sick way. McD's would undoubtedly sue if they used Ronald for ANYTHING but teh homo. Now if they sue, they're homophobic, and will have the gay mafia on their asses starting a twatter boycott.So, they have to go along with it, even if they don't agree with the message (but they probably do). It's a win/win for the burger kreep.But to me, it looks like Ronald is being raped. Is he consenting? Or scared? I think he's afraid of the kreep in the krown.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (8B6Ng)

578

Not sure but I think the Duke was already getting the medal?

I do remember seeing her tell the panel that he would just want it to say "John Wayne, American" on it.

And McClintock is my favorite John Wayne movie.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (PXKj8)

579 "566 Captain, I'm hoping the new Mulan is a huge flop for Disney. They can't lose enough money as far as I'm concerned.

I don't grok why the House of the Gigantic Rat doesn't make Chinese movies in China and leave us alone. That's a separate market, so why not cater to it there instead of Hollyweird making movies here and making us censor things like the Taiwan flag in the new Top Gun flick?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55) "



Because China WANTS to destroy America ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (Oi/63)

580 It would be kind of hard not to put in there 'Let my people go!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (cI3Q7)


"Oppressed so hard they could not stand
Let my people go"

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

581 573 Wait, there's a spaceport in Alaska?

https://www.space.com/astra-launches-first-orbital-mission.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)


There's one planned for coastal SC. Envirotards are losing it.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

582 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)

You obviously do not understand the green eye shade people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (2C38g)

583 The $5 for 5 longtime promotion was the best fast food thing for a long time

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (j8aRL)

584 Is this not a #meToo situation? King taking advantage of jester.

SMH.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen

this

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (nUhF0)

585 And McClintock is my favorite John Wayne movie.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (PXKj

Rio Bravo. Accept no substitutes. There are others that are better 'movies', but none I enjoy watching more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (cI3Q7)

586 Lemmi and Aetius, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

587

Gee, I wonder what woke Corporate America has to say about the attempted murder of the 2 deputies in Compton? Probably send more money to BLM.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (o/dyo)

588 Bugger King
Posted by: Citizen at September 14, 2020 08:11 PM (ldmQR)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (R13uH)

589 You could buy a basket of crumbs. Just crumbs scooped up from the place
they set the fried fish. You are purchasing vaguely fish scented fried
batter. It was like crack cocaine.


That was what I'd eat on the way home from their drive-thru.

Fine eatin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (HaL55)

590 Is it wrong that during chick rasslin matches I find myself staring at, well, certain female body parts instead of the near-pinfall?

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (3vIkC)

591 That ad makes me Grimace.

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (UmCPR)

592 There's one planned for coastal SC. Envirotards are losing it.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
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Idiots. THere are successful launch sites in Florida and Maryland wetlands.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

593 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: zod at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xK9An)

594 Omg. That LA cop shot through her jaw....the pics...and she was able to use a tourniquet on her partner and call for help.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

595 ZOD IMPERIAL.
--

Is that like a Nebuchadnezzar?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

596 Stay calm and alert while the demons destroy themselves and each other.

Posted by: Paul in Tx at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (kYyDC)

597 Mulan pretty much has tanked.

They won't tell you how many people shelled out the ridiculous $30 to watch it on Disney+. But in China? It's made $23 million. So a disaster.

https://youtu.be/u7HbbBGPmu0

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (vMCab)

598 593 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: zod at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xK9An)

For maximum Zod Smoking Satisfaction!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (cI3Q7)

599 >>Is that like a Nebuchadnezzar?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

REMOVE BIBLICAL.

Posted by: zod at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (xK9An)

600 buzzion, good news! Thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

601 577 Nah dude you can't violate the brand even when it supports the pickle smoochers.

At least that's what they told me when I ass raped Mickey Mouse.

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (L9P9s)

602
Is that like a Nebuchadnezzar?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta

----------

No, Bershazzar. Mene, mene, tekel upharsin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:09 PM (mht8P)

603 clutch, the BK nearest me died a few years ago. Was turned into a Wendy's and is now doing gangbuster business.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

I'd be fine with a Wendy's!


When BK was going in, I hoped it was a Chic Fil A. The very worst possible thing would be a BK, which it was. That's fine, In N Out is another minute down the road, even if the wait is typically 10-15 minutes, I feel human after I eat there.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 09:09 PM (8B6Ng)

604 Nice sentiment, some dude speakign, talking about own experience: "you can do that in America, to be able to have failure and to come back."

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

605 "McClintock" is the dukiest Duke.

Some of the old Hollywood dudes were ultra cool. I hope they were going around raping women.

Bogey in "The Maltese Falcon" might be the coolest ever. Handles broads, punks, cops, and solves the case.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 09:09 PM (cpS4u)

606 Bb, I used to always order extra crumbs as a side. You would get that is not a side, but they would give you the most they could

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:10 PM (j8aRL)

607 Burger King, out.

Burger Bitch, in.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 09:10 PM (pB6Gt)

608 ZOD IMPERIAL.
--

Is that like a Nebuchadnezzar?



Champaign.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

609 Should also be shown to every High School girl, saying you should be WORTHY of this level of protection.

Posted by: Romeo13




Yep.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 09:10 PM (N8wAc)

610 So will the left and msm say nice things about peace in the Middle East tomorrow? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:11 PM (OVEfo)

611 Yeah Mulan is eating it right in the grille and honestly, having the pills to charge $30 in addition to the Disney+ cost per month they deserve it.

But the reviews and analyses of the movie I've seen so far yeah, it looks just bad. I mean it looks pretty but the film seems as though it would be annoying and poor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:11 PM (KZzsI)

612 Follow-urp to my #99.

We were heading home and stopped at a relatively new Phillips 66 - Burger King place. We've stopped there several times before.

The cheeseburgers were ok, but, being hungry, driving distracted, I gulped down too fast and ... hey, Dr Muldoon, what's that med term for when your swallowing stops? Oh, yeah: choking.

Ended up pulling over and spewing burger on the roadside.

I did have the pleasure of rushing into the BK and reading Ace's headline to Milady, and the gal behind the counter. Gal said, she hadn't heard that! You just did, gal! h/t Ace.

The one type of non-ethanol was 'way overpriced, too. Scratching that place for good.

Posted by: mindful webworker
We had the best of intentions...
at September 14, 2020 09:11 PM (nZP+D)

613 Hold the pickle/hold the lettuce/special orders don't upset us/grunting ejaculate into the clown's rectum/have it your/ way/ have it your way...

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:11 PM (xK9An)

614 Don't forget Burger King's handwringing over cows burping contributing to global warming, or climate change, or whatever marketing requires the theory's name to be changed to tomorrow.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 09:12 PM (SSJSf)

615 Awesomeness from the Bee: you can defend pedophilia? How do you feel about puppy murder?


https://tinyurl.com/yxw9o66r

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:12 PM (gtNWf)

616 611 Yeah Mulan is eating it right in the grille and honestly, having the pills to charge $30 in addition to the Disney+ cost per month they deserve it.

But the reviews and analyses of the movie I've seen so far yeah, it looks just bad. I mean it looks pretty but the film seems as though it would be annoying and poor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:11 PM (KZzsI)



Apparently the animated movie with the talking dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy is more realistic.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 09:12 PM (vMCab)

617
Bb, I used to always order extra crumbs as a side. You would get that is not a side, but they would give you the most they could


I always axed for them. Prolly less for them to clean out later.

Damn, now I want some LJS fish and hushpuppies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55)

618 Mulan pretty much has tanked.

They won't tell you how many people shelled out the ridiculous $30 to watch it on Disney+. But in China? It's made $23 million. So a disaster.

https://youtu.be/u7HbbBGPmu0

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 09:08 PM (vMCab)


Yes, a $200M woke bust. Ha-ha!

Critical Drinker did a good video as well: https://youtu.be/kIH-eFqBLP4

Die Disney, die.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 09:12 PM (8B6Ng)

619 610 So will the left and msm say nice things about peace in the Middle East tomorrow? Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:11 PM (OVEfo)


I'm pretty sure that is not in the Leftist Playbook.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

620 take your peen ... to vageen
do not push... in the tush

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, composing the next psa at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (ykYG2)

621 why does society continue to pander to the fringe? why can't a burger chain just say 'all are welcome in our restaurants' and leave it at that


I submit that pandering and indulging the fringe has gotten us into our current predicament

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (iTXRQ)

622 So, the guy playing Paul/Muad'dib is the same guy who played Harry in "The King."

Will watch.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (xK9An)

623 Hold the pickle/hold the lettuce/special orders don't upset us/grunting
ejaculate into the clown's rectum/have it your/ way/ have it your way...



dammit, Cabernet through the nose...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (Bk0np)

624 Damn, now I want some LJS fish and hushpuppies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55)

Same. And there isn't one near me.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

625 Sidebar: "Reason libertines just can't stop defending Cuties"

Did Sullum "defend" the movie? To me, he seems to be trying to figure out whether it's illegal under existing US law, concludes that it isn't. Sure he could be wrong on the law, but he's not saying "I love Cuties, go see it!"

DOJ has had at least a month since the original controversy broke over the movie's poster images. They haven't pressed charges yet. If it was an open-and-shut case, I assume they would have acted by now.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (qpX6U)

626 I want a stockpile of crumbs

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (j8aRL)

627 We all know what happened to Fredo.

Posted by: SarahW at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (g1vnC)

628

SECRET SAUCE!

Posted by: Tenesmus Jones at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (d6DSt)

629 Back in the lat 80's I was on the board of a Ronald McDonald house and I got them to bring in Ronald McDonald for a fundraiser at Fort Jackson. Ronald climbed in an APC and stuck his head out of the driver's hatch, he was sweating like a pig and his shoes kept him from working his feet (machine was not running thank goodness). Anyway I asked him what his real name was and he said Ronald , when I asked him what his last name was he said McDonald. I said come on dude can you tell me your real name? He said sure. I said what is it? He said Ronald McDonald. Of course he did because he said he'd get fired if he said anything beside Ronald McDonald. He did tell me he was only one a I think of eight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (XhWtx)

630 Trump issued an Executive Order ending critical race theory based "training".

The CDC is ignoring the President and going forward anyway. Direct challenge.

https://tinyurl.com/y5r63us5

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (gtNWf)

631 mg. That LA cop shot through her jaw....the pics...and she was able to use a tourniquet on her partner and call for help.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh

An amazing woman, I saw it earlier on Tucker.

Posted by: Infidel at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (R4aZ2)

632 Not sure but I think the Duke was already getting the medal?

You may be right. I recall the intensity of her testimony and she praised him as a great American.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 09:15 PM (dr0/9)

633 Annnnnd they ruined the Whopper.

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 09:15 PM (MVjcR)

634 Our new foundling kitten loves to watch cat videos on my phone. He's a precious little guy I didn't think we needed.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

635

I have Rio Bravl DVD also, Atticus.
And Rio Lobo
Donovan's Reef
They Were Expendable
Hatari
A box set of 18 early black and whites plus McClintock and The Quiet Man
Red River
A few more

Posted by: TeeJ at September 14, 2020 09:16 PM (PXKj8)

636 As I understand it, both Kathrine Hepburn and Maureen O'Hara were huge liberals, but both had nothing but good things to say about John Wayne and their experience working with him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

637 Irish

How's your son?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

638 Big big BIG B I G news tonight. Hold on to your seats and buckle up. BIG BIG BIG BREAKING NEWS.
Posted by: Sean Blannity at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (WQZ1O)


Whoo Hoo!
#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (/Dgcm)

639 YOU BROKE MY HEART

Posted by: I know it was you Ronnie at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (g1vnC)

640 Hey qdp,

I bought a cooking magazine yesterday and there is a recipe for "Just Like Wendy's chili. I couldn't remember if you liked their chili.

Posted by: four seasons at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (a94gW)

641 TeeJ, just FYI, a remastered blu-ray of High Plains Drifter is coming out in October. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)

642 They haven't pressed charges yet. If it was an open-and-shut case, I assume they would have acted by now.
Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (qpX6U)



They are DC based right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (2C38g)

643 Sidebar: "Reason libertines just can't stop defending Cuties"

Did Sullum "defend" the movie? To me, he seems to be trying to figure out whether it's illegal under existing US law, concludes that it isn't. Sure he could be wrong on the law, but he's not saying "I love Cuties, go see it!"


Isn't the fact that you're wondering about this point out why the libertarians always put their dicks in the blender?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (y7DUB)

644 four seasons, I do like their chili, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)

645 (LizLem, if you are here, a correction to an earlier thread: She transed FROM a guy to a woman. As is obvious here: https://tinyurl.com/y3v7bgkg BTW, I do respect her for what she says)
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (dr0/9)

Bzzzt! That statement is both scientifically and factually impossible. A male cannot "transition" into a female. Lop off its dick, and give it a set of bolt-ons; it's still male, just mutilated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (R13uH)

646 634 Our new foundling kitten loves to watch cat videos on my phone. He's a precious little guy I didn't think we needed.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)



You lost a cat a few years ago didn't you? I always think its good to get another pet after losing one. My parents have been a bit overboard on that sometimes in that they have gone and gotten a new puppy a day or two after.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (vMCab)

647 I used to hang drywall with special sauce and lettuce.

Posted by: Sean Blannity at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (mTCIP)

648 Thom Tillis is a disgusting ass. On that we can agree.

But at least he doesn't laugh in public when asked about the LA Deputies shooting. Like his opponent did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (gtNWf)

649 wow, damn. This is not only Marxist re-education. It's Fifth Column recruitment.


Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
·
6h
In sessions 10 and 11, the trainers will teach CDC employees that they must "target" and destroy the values of "focus on the individual," the "myth of meritocracy," the "myth of American exceptionalism," and "White supremacist ideology." This is textbook critical race theory.
========== ============== ===========
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo

6h
The final session teaches CDC employees how to become activists. They will be encouraged to join an "Anti-Racism Collaborative with eight Collective Action Teams," focused on "communications," making scientific publications "anti-racist," and influencing "policy and legislation."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (Bk0np)

650 DOJ has had at least a month since the original
controversy broke over the movie's poster images. They haven't pressed
charges yet. If it was an open-and-shut case, I assume they would have
acted by now.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (qpX6U)

The DOJ? Are you serious? The same clowns that cannot (or more accuratly, will not) find out who is funding BLM and Andy Tifa? Trump may be president but the deep state does not obey him.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (3vIkC)

651 Huh, Wisconsin Supreme court getting in on the freedom thing and letting private schools reopen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (cI3Q7)

652 Trump issued an Executive Order ending critical race theory based "training".

The CDC is ignoring the President and going forward anyway. Direct challenge.


I keep telling y'all. Executive Orders are nothing more than Letters to Santa written in crayon.

We haven't been a Constitutional Republic in many generations.

The Regulatory State and the Rogue Courts are fighting for dominance with the Lobbyists, Chinese and the Davos crowd fighting for controlling them.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (C+evo)

653 "They are DC based right?"

If not DOJ, then who would bring charges? I suppose individual state's attorney's could.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (qpX6U)

654 What if all of this is some secret ploy to get Americans healthy?

No more sitting on the couch watching TV because you boycott Netflix, NFL, NBA, etc

No more movies because all your favorite stars are woke assholes.

You ain't buying Oreos because of their gay campaign.

You're buying from the local farmer because you boycott Target and Publix.

You're scared about the upcoming civil war so you're jogging and getting in shape.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (s4dNo)

655 Should also be shown to every High School girl, saying you should be WORTHY of this level of protection.

Absolutely. Be someone who deserves this kind of loyalty, love, and protection by the men around you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (KZzsI)

656 I can't conceive of paying $30 to watch Mulan, even if it was okayish.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (lgiXo)

657 Black Scholars Confront White Supremacy in Classical Music


Well, it's about time. Everybody knows 'Moonlight Sonata' is about white supremacy.

Posted by: dantesed at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (88xKn)

658 Sorry, Duke, I wouldn't let you rough up my sister like that.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (dr0/9)

659 Speaking of special sauce, remember when Jack in the Box advertised their "Special Jack Sauce"? Maybe Burger King will be tasting that next?

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (3vIkC)

660 Trump issued an Executive Order ending critical race theory based "training".

The CDC is ignoring the President and going forward anyway. Direct challenge.


We may yet hear those words we've longed to hear from the Golden Scalp Weasel (said with much love, sir, just in case you're lurking) lo' these past four years: "You're FIRED!"

Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)

661 So glad you have a new fur baby, {{{Jane}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT)

662 612
The one type of non-ethanol was 'way overpriced, too. Scratching that place for good.

coke? pepsi?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (CJTvK)

663 You're scared about the upcoming civil war so you're jogging and getting in shape.


Which reminds me, I have a date with the heavy bag.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (C+evo)

664 BK wasn't bad when they grilled their burgers. Now they suck.

Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

665 >>> 589 You could buy a basket of crumbs. Just crumbs scooped up from the place
they set the fried fish. You are purchasing vaguely fish scented fried
batter. It was like crack cocaine.

That was what I'd eat on the way home from their drive-thru. Fine eatin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 09:05 PM (HaL55)

Oh man it was good. Although I would get sophisticated sometimes and use a spoon until I could upend the basket into my mouth. Many moons ago in college I worked nights at UPS loading and unloading package semi trailers. I was jacked up, had the metabolism of a race horse. I could eat frightening large amounts of food and stay trim. Assumed that's just how thing would be. Hah.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (l6b3d)

666 622 So, the guy playing Paul/Muad'dib is the same guy who played Harry in "The King."

Will watch.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:13 PM (xK9An)
---
He was terrific in "The King", as were Pattinson and whatshisface/Falstaff.

More movies need trebuchets.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

667 wow, damn. This is not only Marxist re-education. It's Fifth Column recruitment.


Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo

6h
In
sessions 10 and 11, the trainers will teach CDC employees that they
must "target" and destroy the values of "focus on the individual," the
"myth of meritocracy," the "myth of American exceptionalism," and "White
supremacist ideology." This is textbook critical race theory.
========== ============== ===========
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo

6h
The
final session teaches CDC employees how to become activists. They will
be encouraged to join an "Anti-Racism Collaborative with eight
Collective Action Teams," focused on "communications," making scientific
publications "anti-racist," and influencing "policy and legislation."




Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (Bk0np)


Absolute indoctrination into being Red Guards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (o/dyo)

668 With what's going on in the West I might be willing to consider a missionary call to Sentinel Island. ...99.9 percent sarcasm.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (lgiXo)

669 Should also be shown to every High School girl, saying you should be WORTHY of this level of protection.

Absolutely. Be someone who deserves this kind of loyalty, love, and protection by the men around you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (KZzsI)


My first inclination was to tweak that wording, then I though, no that is perfectly worded.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (2C38g)

670 Huh, Wisconsin Supreme court getting in on the freedom thing and letting private schools reopen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (cI3Q7)

"He made all Pharaohs understand
Let my people go"

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)

671 They haven't pressed charges yet. If it was an open-and-shut case, I assume they would have acted by now.

From what I've heard, its nasty and wrong and immoral, but it doesn't quite cross the line into literal pornography. Supposedly one of the tweens pulls her top down to show off her chest, and one gets her pants pulled down showing off some of her butt. They watch literal porn and mimic it in their dance moves.

Again, nasty and wrong but its not really crossing over into legally defined child porn, I don't think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)

672 664 BK wasn't bad when they grilled their burgers. Now they suck.
Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

They suck their burgers? Eww

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (lgiXo)

673 >>663 You're scared about the upcoming civil war so you're jogging and getting in shape.

Zod is purchasing long guns and Aztecs and earth-moving equipment.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (xK9An)

674 654 What if all of this is some secret ploy to get Americans healthy?

No more sitting on the couch watching TV because you boycott Netflix, NFL, NBA, etc

No more movies because all your favorite stars are woke assholes.

You ain't buying Oreos because of their gay campaign.

You're buying from the local farmer because you boycott Target and Publix.

You're scared about the upcoming civil war so you're jogging and getting in shape.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (s4dNo)

Fear of communism builds national strength!

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

675 No, Bershazzar. Mene, mene, tekel upharsin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:09 PM (mht8P)



*cough*

Belshazzar.

Into the furnace with you, pal.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)

676

Atticus?
Atticus?

Hey Luigi.
Yeah boss?
I'm getting real tired of those auto-c children.
You want I should make em go away?
Hmmm
Just a good scare this time. Maybe a broken leg for good measure.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (PXKj8)

677 593 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: zod at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xK9An)

Where can this new IPA be purchased? Is there a surchage if i bring my own quart bottle?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (VcFUs)

678 Have Burger Queen jokes been exhausted?

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (MVjcR)

679 Don't mess with A&W.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 08:30 PM (4k/Uz)

They are doing a fine job of shooting themselves in the foot. Peddling those filthy fake meat burgers, and crowing about "beef raised without added hormones" and eggs from "vegetarian chickens". Fuck them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (R13uH)

680 What does Wendy have to say about this?

Posted by: Simon Jester at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (Axzal)

681 Zod is purchasing long guns and Aztecs and earth-moving equipment.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (xK9An)


I remain certain that Zod appreciates the many practical uses of a backhoe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:25 PM (2C38g)

682 Zod is purchasing long guns and Aztecs and earth-moving equipment.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (xK9An)


I can't afford Aztecs. Mayans are more my price range.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:25 PM (s4dNo)

683 569 Big big BIG B I G news tonight. Hold on to your seats and buckle up. BIG BIG BIG BREAKING NEWS.
Posted by: Sean Blannity at September 14, 2020 09:02 PM (WQZ1O)

Here it is - Sean Blannity keeps his mouth shut for 15 seconds uninterrupted!!!! Naaaw, that's ridiculous.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 09:25 PM (V2Yro)

684 "Isn't the fact that you're wondering about this point out why the libertarians always put their dicks in the blender?"

Don't understand your point.

If anybody here is aware of language in law, code, or statute that would lead to indictment of the makers and/or distributors of the movie, please cite it. I am not a lawyer. I am just assuming that if the movie and/or its distribution were illegal, an indictment would have been announced by now.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (qpX6U)

685 682 Zod is purchasing long guns and Aztecs and earth-moving equipment.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (xK9An)


I can't afford Aztecs. Mayans are more my price range.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:25 PM (s4dNo)

For the real deep discounts you need Cubans or Venezuelans.

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

686 Why do I get a picture of The Creator with His Finger hovering over a Reset Button?

Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (rCmTq)

687 648 Thom Tillis is a disgusting ass. On that we can agree.

But at least he doesn't laugh in public when asked about the LA Deputies shooting. Like his opponent did.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (gtNWf)

What the?

Just when you think they can't sink any lower, they grab the nearest bobcat and furiously dig.

They're like little kids desperately looking for attention, and when they don't get it, they get more outrageous with each subsequent act.

Thought I was getting desensitized to this garbage. Nope.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (4pK1/)

688 Which reminds me, I have a date with the heavy bag.






Sounds like my last girlfriend.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (3vIkC)

689 AampersandW were the big thing way back in the day.

Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)

690 What does Wendy have to say about this?
Posted by: Simon Jester


"In the time everyone took to gasp and gossip about this BS, I just sold enough food to make another $50 million!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

691 The CDC is ignoring the President and going forward anyway. Direct challenge.

If that is true, its yet another breakdown in the entire system and cultural cohesion the US has maintained for centuries.

Even if people on the job disliked the president when he gave an order, they followed it, because he's the boss and we're all Americans. These tools want to act like the president has no authority, is not their boss, and they have a moral duty to continue this vomit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)

692 Weasel!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

693 Well if we're being pedantic.

Posted by: Bel-sharri-usur at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)

694 (LizLem, if you are here, a correction to an earlier thread: She transed FROM a guy to a woman. As is obvious here: https://tinyurl.com/y3v7bgkg BTW, I do respect her for what she says)
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 08:23 PM (dr0/9)

Bzzzt! That statement is both scientifically and factually impossible. A male cannot "transition" into a female. Lop off its dick, and give it a set of bolt-ons; it's still male, just mutilated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 09:18 PM (R13uH)

===================

You're kinda making fun. It's AoSHQ. I get it.

I'll try once: the guy/woman portrayed humanity, not victimhood or a claim of special privilege; the video gave me a new understanding of what some people go through. And by chance it had some meaning for LizLem.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (dr0/9)

695 685 682 Zod is purchasing long guns and Aztecs and earth-moving equipment.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:23 PM (xK9An)


I can't afford Aztecs. Mayans are more my price range.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:25 PM (s4dNo)

For the real deep discounts you need Cubans or Venezuelans.
Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (Zm+LZ)


I found a really good price on some Scotts. Shipping was a little high though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (s4dNo)

696 oh how wonderful, Jane, I wish I could be so lucky. what does kitty look like? How did she find you?

Posted by: SarahW at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (g1vnC)

697 "Supposedly one of the tweens pulls her top down to show off her chest, "

Crowder and his lawyer bud talked about this today, and seemed to say that particular nude scene was simulated somehow.

"it doesn't quite cross the line into literal pornography."

So how is Sullum wrong, since we're bashing him?

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (qpX6U)

698 Irish
How's your son?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Doing much better; thanks for asking. He's still in CCU for another day or two, then hopefully will be transferred to a regular room. Lungs are clearing, heart looking good too. After some testing, they started him on a regular diet today, and tomorrow the PT'ist will get him out of bed.

Now, what's going on with your leg? Not the peg leg, the other one.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (sGotD)

699 Well if we're being pedantic.

Posted by: Bel-sharri-usur at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)


Talk to the Bible, pal...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (ZSK0i)

700 679 ...eggs from "vegetarian chickens".

you have me wondering how long it would take a group of chickens to skeletonize a cow.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (CJTvK)

701 I am just assuming that if the movie and/or its distribution were illegal, an indictment would have been announced by now.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (qpX6U)


Never forget, our "laws" and "regulations" are written by insider Washington Lawyers to protect other insiders, not by civilized people to protect civilized people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:29 PM (2C38g)

702 A&W had the best root beer ever. Their food was okay but the floats and root beer oh my. So cold the ice was sliding off the glass mugs, so good. Tasted like when my dad made root beer one year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)

703 One of the speakers said that the reason why Latinos lie him (Trump) is his straight way of talking - he says it like it is.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

704 677 593 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: zod at September 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xK9An)

Where can this new IPA be purchased? Is there a surchage if i bring my own quart bottle?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:24 PM (VcFUs)


What? Ya mean, it's not an Imperial Stout?! It's yet another damned IPA?!?

/kicks over chair

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (DTX3h)

705 654 What if all of this is some secret ploy to get Americans healthy?

No more sitting on the couch watching TV because you boycott Netflix, NFL, NBA, etc

No more movies because all your favorite stars are woke assholes.

You ain't buying Oreos because of their gay campaign.

You're buying from the local farmer because you boycott Target and Publix.

You're scared about the upcoming civil war so you're jogging and getting in shape.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:19 PM (s4dNo)




Dude!

You. Suck.


Now i'm second guessing everything

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (VcFUs)

706 691 The CDC is ignoring the President and going forward anyway. Direct challenge.

If that is true, its yet another breakdown in the entire system and cultural cohesion the US has maintained for centuries.

Even if people on the job disliked the president when he gave an order, they followed it, because he's the boss and we're all Americans. These tools want to act like the president has no authority, is not their boss, and they have a moral duty to continue this vomit
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)

PDT needs to take a leaf out of Reagan's book and fire them all - like RR did with the Air Traffic Controllers.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (4pK1/)

707 702 A&W had the best root beer ever. Their food was okay but the floats and root beer oh my. So cold the ice was sliding off the glass mugs, so good.

+1 Million!

Posted by: Uvula Jones at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (d6DSt)

708 >If anybody here is aware of language in law, code, or statute that would lead to indictment of the makers and/or distributors of the movie, please cite it. I am not a lawyer. I am just assuming that if the movie and/or its distribution were illegal, an indictment would have been announced by now.



would you let your daughter play a role in the film

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (iTXRQ)

709 The thing is- this shouldn't have to be 'Illegal' it should be shocking enough to the conscience that it doesn't need to be.

This should be one of those cases where they come out with a law after the people have dealt with the matter saying 'You cannot burn an entire film studio at the stake because you did not like their movie.' *wrist slap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (cI3Q7)

710
Belshazzar.

Into the furnace with you, pal.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy

--------

I know. A typo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (mht8P)

711 LA Sheriff Alex Villanueva challenges Lebron James to match reward money for gunman who ambushed two deputies in Compton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (OVEfo)

712 686 Why do I get a picture of The Creator with His Finger hovering over a Reset Button?
Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (rCmTq)


One has to wonder if the Rapture is near.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

713

Thanks for info, Steve.
Have High Plains Drifter, plus a number of other Clint films,,, of course.
What I don't have is a blue ray player.
And tv is well, let's just say it's not a flat screen.

Gotta go.
X22 report probably up and maybe a new redpill78.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (PXKj8)

714 321...
Pro -tip: They don't give shit about your tolerance. They want to subjugate you, destroy you and everyone like you.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (Bk0np)

Tolerance is currently over-rated.

Posted by: Flyover at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (Rbu5d)

715 I don't know why you talk about A&W like it's gone. There's an A&W/Long John Silver combination restaurant in my town.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (vMCab)

716 The "Bible"? That some Canaanite thing? or is it Jewish... blecch.
Anyway I don't think we'll be hearing much more from them.

Posted by: Bel-sharru-usur at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (ykYG2)

717 What if all of this is some secret ploy to get Americans healthy?

I think its a not-so-secret plot to do two things

1) Bombard people with leftist sickness until it becomes normalized
2) drive people away from anything traditionally and culturally American

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI)

718 Now i'm second guessing everything
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (VcFUs


Question everything -

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (s4dNo)

719 702 A&W had the best root beer ever. Their food was okay but the floats and root beer oh my. So cold the ice was sliding off the glass mugs, so good. Tasted like when my dad made root beer one year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)

They are still around, although the one near me is not the classic 'hop' but rather in a strip mall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (cI3Q7)

720 "Never forget, our "laws" and "regulations" are written by insider Washington Lawyers to protect other insiders, not by civilized people to protect civilized people!"

The states have laws of their own against CP. How about state's attorneys? Haven't heard anything from them either.

I'm just trying to figure out why we're mad at Sullum for merely talking about the existing law.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (qpX6U)

721 712 686 Why do I get a picture of The Creator with His Finger hovering over a Reset Button?
Posted by: RI Red at September 14, 2020 09:26 PM (rCmTq)


One has to wonder if the Rapture is near.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

20 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Take Place in 2020!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

722 >>> You ain't buying Oreos because of their gay campaign.
~~~~~

Wait. What is this?

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (sGotD)

723 (sames speaker) the reason why there is looting and crime is because of poor parenting (did not exaclty say that but kind of said it). *Massive applause*. This was earlier today in Arizona.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

724 One has to wonder if the Rapture is near.
Posted by: Ladyl

Nope, just the Big Flush.

Posted by: Viroid Jones at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (d6DSt)

725 Go back into the closet!!!

Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (CQtVS)

726
A&W had the best root beer ever. Their food was okay but the floats and root beer oh my. So cold the ice was sliding off the glass mugs, so good.


Without a doubt! Their bottled stuff comes nowhere near it in taste.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (pNxlR)

727
Pro -tip: They don't give shit about your tolerance. They want to subjugate you, destroy you and everyone like you.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 08:24 PM (Bk0np)


Succinctly put.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

728 Now I really want a root beer float. Or an ice-cold IBC Cream Soda.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

729 Posted by: TeeJ at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (PXKj

Chinese Blu-Ray players are cheap!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (2C38g)

730 They are still around

Yeah but its not the same, not at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)

731 Boycott Oreos? Ok by me, but not the maple syrup ones they just put out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (OVEfo)

732 Trump should start calling for a Constitutional Convention.

I've got a few ideas on suggestions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (s4dNo)

733 I love root beer floats. Haven't had one in more than 28 years,

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (gtNWf)

734 Heard today that they had over 650 girls audition for Cuties.

So over 650 specific instances of compelling a preteen to dance erotically, probably all on film.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (N8wAc)

735
I wonder how McDonald's is taking this?


Once Ronald and the King do rock-paper-scissors to determine who is "topping out", so to speak, we'll know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

736 Oreo makes these sticks in Japan like Pocky, but they are oreos. I bet they are good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)

737 One has to wonder if the Rapture is near.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (TdMsT)


I don't care what anybody says, I still turn it up when that song comes on.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx)

738 BK food is crap, everybody here agrees, but again, look at the QSR stock chart. Rose steadily until late last year, despite crappy food.
Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 08:32 PM (qpX6U)

Yeah but is that solely because of BK or is that because Tim Horton's is part of it?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (SSJSf)

739 Those big glass mugs.

Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

740 I saw some abomination called " plant butter" today in the store. I literally laughed and said get fucked out loud...

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (HwiWi)

741 Been so bored, hard to resist watching live football

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (j8aRL)

742 Anybody make the joke about Wendy and Five Guys yet?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (evxBY)

743 >>728 Now I really want a root beer float. Or an ice-cold IBC Cream Soda. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

And a chili-cheese dog.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (xK9An)

744
I came to like Dr. Pepper 10. So of course it's disappeared.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (mht8P)

745 661 So glad you have a new fur baby, {{{Jane}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT

He rode in to my husband's business Thursday a couple of weeks ago, in the engine compartment of an employee. For nearly an hour. He's 4lbs. and 10 weeks old, classic tabby, LOVES every single human. He's smart and learning house cat manners quickly ( thank you Mr. water bottle). He's
amazing.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

746 741 Been so bored, hard to resist watching live football
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (j8aRL


Resist! Resist!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (s4dNo)

747 >>> 702 A&W had the best root beer ever. Their food was okay but the floats and root beer oh my. So cold the ice was sliding off the glass mugs, so good. Tasted like when my dad made root beer one year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)


There's a northern midwest hamburger place called Culvers that serves root beer as good A&W. They're expanding accross the U.S. and are as far south as Savannah now.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (l6b3d)

748 20 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Take Place in 2020!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)


Insom--there are a lot more than twenty reasons!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

749 Trump should start calling for a Constitutional Convention.

I've got a few ideas on suggestions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (s4dNo)

Me to:

No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (OVEfo)

750 LA Sheriff Alex Villanueva challenges Lebron James to match reward money for gunman who ambushed two deputies in Compton





Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:31 PM (OVEfo)


No response yet from LaBastard. I'm sure there never will be.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 09:37 PM (K7Jo7)

751 And a chili-cheese dog.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (xK9An)

Chili-Cheese Burrito.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:37 PM (cI3Q7)

752 Not listening to Sarah Carter. I think she's getting bad info.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 09:37 PM (sGotD)

753 I have fond memories of A&W when it was a drive in.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 09:37 PM (lgiXo)

754 Not listening to Sarah Carter. I think she's getting bad info.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 09:37 PM (sGotD)

???

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (OVEfo)

755 DOJ has had at least a month since the original controversy broke over the movie's poster images. They haven't pressed charges yet. If it was an open-and-shut case, I assume they would have acted by now.
Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (qpX6U)


The Netflix release is just a preview for the 'director's cut'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (/Dgcm)

756 749 Trump should start calling for a Constitutional Convention.

I've got a few ideas on suggestions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (s4dNo)

Me to:

No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (OVEfo


What about the DH?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (s4dNo)

757 Been so bored, hard to resist watching live football


Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (j8aRL




It's actually very easy. Doing anything else more worthwhile.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (K7Jo7)

758

Culvers is very good. AWOL in the PNW though.

Posted by: Wastrel Jones at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (d6DSt)

759 There is an A&W in Middlebury, VT that is open just over the summer. Damn it is good

Posted by: In Exile at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (kzzyk)

760
No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM


No Designated Hitter
Raise the mound back up 6" to it's original height

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (qPaGp)

761 I had a large A ampersand W root beer float today.

Two bucks.

Delicious.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (N8wAc)

762 20 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Take Place in 2020!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

#7 will shock you!
(have a picture of Angela White inexplicably on the article)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (cI3Q7)

763 745 661 So glad you have a new fur baby, {{{Jane}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT

He rode in to my husband's business Thursday a couple of weeks ago, in the engine compartment of an employee. For nearly an hour. He's 4lbs. and 10 weeks old, classic tabby, LOVES every single human. He's smart and learning house cat manners quickly ( thank you Mr. water bottle). He's
amazing.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (ptqGC)


What color?

And does he have STRIPES?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:39 PM (TdMsT)

764
Heard today that they had over 650 girls audition for Cuties.

So over 650 specific instances of compelling a preteen to dance erotically, probably all on film.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (N8wAc)


Not only that, they did not audition and sign the young woman who plays the lead unit th last day of auditions. Sargon of Akkad spoke of it here --
https://youtu.be/XRNoQl90i6w

Not for nothing, but the whole process sounds like an extended exercise to cater to the auditions' perversions.

"Tough day at the auditions today, hunt?"

"Yeah, I had a stiff ... er ... neck throughout it!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 09:39 PM (pNxlR)

765

At a Carl's Jr burger yesterday. It was good. Plus, memories of Kate Upton.

Posted by: Xhit Jones at September 14, 2020 09:39 PM (d6DSt)

766 He's a classic tabby. Very handsome.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC)

767 What about the DH?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (s4dNo)

Mixed feelings. Yeah it is real baseball but so boring watching pitchers hit. But give me the others and yeah I will throw in eliminating the DH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (OVEfo)

768 Panama...

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)

769 Something wrong with little Moose. We can't figure out what's wrong. He's been very restless the past few days and then today as he going up the steps he yelped a little and trying to jump on the chair with me he let out a small yelp. He's panting for no reason. We gave him a good once over and can't see anything on his little body Daughter will keep a close eye on him tonight and take him to the vet tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

770 A&W and Dr Pepper are the same company (the soda, not the restaurant). Both are great with ice cream. So is Sunkist, actually. Also: the same company

Posted by: In Exile at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (kzzyk)

771 Oreos, Kellogg, etc. No problem. I live without. But I just had a nightmarish thought: What if Jack Daniel's put out an ad where he is kissing Jim Beam? My life would be in shambles....

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (3vIkC)

772 748 20 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Take Place in 2020!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)


Insom--there are a lot more than twenty reasons!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

Perhaps, but it's a lot snappier this way. "57 Reasons" or "32 Reasons" just doesn't POP with 2020.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

773

I defile your burgers!

Posted by: Y'golonac Jones at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (d6DSt)

774

OT- Wish me luck tomorrow. Testing for 3rd Gup in Tang Soo Do. I know the forms and self defense steps inside and out, jist nervous about the jumping kicks and my 29 year old knees.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (VcFUs)

775 442 So, the promise they made to us military folks toretire and get free health care forever?

Nope. Just got informed its now $150 a years, plus my co pays, plus the deductible, unless you go to the VA.

/spit
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

To get health care...

YOU.

MUST.

BE.

HEALTHY.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (SSJSf)

776 Trump issued an Executive Order ending critical race theory based "training".

The CDC is ignoring the President and going forward anyway. Direct challenge.

https://tinyurl.com/y5r63us5
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (gtNWf)


Government time and government orders?
Yes.

Charge them with any of a number of forms of misappropriation.
And the SC favorite - fraud against the Government.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (/Dgcm)

777 Fucking burger queen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (9Om/r)

778 He rode in to my husband's business Thursday a couple of weeks ago, in the engine compartment of an employee. For nearly an hour. He's 4lbs. and 10 weeks old, classic tabby, LOVES every single human. He's smart and learning house cat manners quickly ( thank you Mr. water bottle). He's
amazing.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

You need to submit a pic to the pet thread.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (lgiXo)

779 Biscuit (because he makes biscuits with his little paws) is demanding we go go bed now so he can snuggle.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (ptqGC)

780


Long Pig, the other white meat.

Posted by: Zulu Jones at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (d6DSt)

781 771 Oreos, Kellogg, etc. No problem. I live without. But I just had a nightmarish thought: What if Jack Daniel's put out an ad where he is kissing Jim Beam? My life would be in shambles....
Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:40 PM (3vIkC)

Aside from Captain Morgan, how many human mascots are there for hooch? Kind of a market that doesn't need them to sell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (cI3Q7)

782 No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay


No DH
No signalling the intentional walk
No interleague play
Call the full strike zone (armpits to knees)
No expanded playoffs
Let players block the bag and the plate
Allow the hard slide

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)

783 "would you let your daughter play a role in the film"

No.

I'm asking what is it in Sullum's article that reads as a "defense" of the movie?

Is it just that we hate all libertarians, and therefore everything they write is automatically shit, ipso facto? Is it that we don't have enough other things to bash, so we have to make up mischaracterizations of an article in order to find something to kick around? Do we even care any more about the facts of what we decide to get pissed about?

Yes I'm heretical. And I'm done with this topic.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:42 PM (qpX6U)

784 DOJ has had at least a month since the original controversy broke over
the movie's poster images. They haven't pressed charges yet. If it was
an open-and-shut case, I assume they would have acted by now.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:14 PM (qpX6U)

=====================

Paying President Obama protection money was a smart business decision for pornographers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:42 PM (gtNWf)

785 Raise the mound back up 6" to it's original height



Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (qPaGp)

The problem with baseball (well, the biggest one) is the analytics-based swing for the fence mentality. Hence, 7-inning games with 20+ combined strikeouts and starting lineups with a combined average of .230. Raising the mound will make this worse.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)

786 Trump should start calling for a Constitutional Convention.

I've got a few ideas on suggestions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (s4dNo)


I've supported Levin on this but the only thing that gives me pause is how terrible most of the amendments have been after the original Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (y7DUB)

787 Going to the atm and ga home games if they happen and it looks like they certainly will. Woohoo!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (j8aRL)

788
No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay

No DH
No signalling the intentional walk
No interleague play
Call the full strike zone (armpits to knees)
No expanded playoffs
Let players block the bag and the plate
Allow the hard slide

-----------

Kill all the analytics guys

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (mht8P)

789 Jane--congrats on your new kitty!

I hope you send a picture of him to the pet thread.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (TdMsT)

790 Raise the mound back up 6" to it's original height

Knew I'd forgotten one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)

791 ???
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:38 PM (OVEfo
~~~~~

She was going on about Durham being more or less forced to put out an interim report because one of his aides, Nora Dannehy, resigned suddenly on Friday.

Someone I follow on Twitter (@shipwreckedcrew) who has 22 years as a federal prosecutor, wrote an article at Red State (I think) explaining her departure that made a lot more sense than what Carter's pushing.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 09:44 PM (sGotD)

792 >>Now, what's going on with your leg? Not the peg leg, the other one.

Don't really know. Filled with blood on Labor Day below the knee. Went for an ultrasound and they didn't find a clot and other than that I feel fine. My doc told me to keep it elevated and see what happens.

Bluebell told me to take Epsom salt baths and so I have been and it seems to be slowly getting better.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)

793 BERSERKER!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

794 Talk about dropping a deuce

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (WM64H)

795 "Yeah but is that solely because of BK or is that because Tim Horton's is part of it?"

I think the best explanation is that a rising tide is lifting most boats in the stock market.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (qpX6U)

796 No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay

No DH
No signalling the intentional walk
No interleague play
Call the full strike zone (armpits to knees)
No expanded playoffs
Let players block the bag and the plate
Allow the hard slide

-----------

Kill all the analytics guys
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (mht8P)
----------

No stepping off the bag after every, single, solitary pitch.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (/669Q)

797 Jane! You got a new kitty?? How wonderful!! May you have many years of enjoyment with him/her?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

798 I thought tabby cat meant stripedy cat. We had one that was 1/2 tabby and 1/2 Siameser, cream colored with shadow of sealpoint tabby stripes. He was a pretty cat, we thought he was a girl so called her Kiki because she liked to kick. Vet said 'Well, I took Kiki's nutz off.'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (XhWtx)

799 Sorry, meant no stepping out of the box! I'm multi-tasking.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (/669Q)

800 here is video of Tillis' opponent smirking in approval over the Deputies shooting.

https://tinyurl.com/y55fmdft

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (gtNWf)

801 I think the best explanation is that a rising tide is lifting most boats in the stock market.

Well, and stock value isn't the metric for a business's success. Market share and profits are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (KZzsI)

802 Pomac's probs the best soda evah

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (O+AcM)

803 Which means 1) BSA was completely right all along and 2) BSA's actual mistake was not identifying these people and driving them out more aggressively. Their actual mistake was being *not intolerant enough*.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BAsqb)


I recall in the 90s that the Boy Scouts stopped allowing gay scoutmasters because the boys were being molested. This is when Levi's withdrew financial support (and subsequently suffered a devastating boycott, which they blamed on Americans not wanting to pay for quality anymore). I'm sure other donors applied financial pressure on the Scouts as well.

I was surprised when BSA changed their policies back to allowing gays as scoutmasters but not surprised when the molesting resumed.

Posted by: Emmie at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (4JM5Y)

804
Additionally

No StatCast
More rhubarbs
Send Jessica Mendoza to Mars
Send Joe Buck to Pluto

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (mht8P)

805 BifBewalski, you can do it!
GpHave turmeric handy after

(KTY is 2nd Dan)

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (nUhF0)

806 796 No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay

No DH
No signalling the intentional walk
No interleague play
Call the full strike zone (armpits to knees)
No expanded playoffs
Let players block the bag and the plate
Allow the hard slide

-----------

Kill all the analytics guys
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:43 PM (mht8P)
----------

No stepping off the bag after every, single, solitary pitch.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (/669Q


Allow players to smoke, drink and chew tobacco again.

But no LSD No-Nos

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:47 PM (s4dNo)

807 Jack Straw--that sounds scary. I'm glad you are doing all right.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

808 753 I have fond memories of A&W when it was a drive in.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy



I went to A&W drive in back in the late 80s. It was somewhere in Illinois, just off I80. Can't remember the name of the town though. Damn good cheeseburger/fries/root beer. Also had a root beer float. Good eatin'. Did Illinois ever fix I80? It was turning into rubble even in the 80s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 09:47 PM (13Jbc)

809 741
Been so bored, hard to resist watching live football

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


I have some ideas.

Posted by: The Book Thread at September 14, 2020 09:47 PM (v16oJ)

810 Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (ZLI7S

what hell??? I'm gone for awhile and all hell breaks loose!! Are you okay Jack?? What happened?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

811 Bluebell told me to take Epsom salt baths and so I have been and it seems to be slowly getting better.

It was that or the shiv. I'd take the Epson salts too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (ykYG2)

812 Great applause to "Stop radical indoctrination in our classrooms".

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)

813 Wendy's will top that with their mascot scissoring the Starbucks mermaid.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (8FfnY)

814
The problem with baseball (well, the biggest one) is the analytics-based swing for the fence mentality. Hence, 7-inning games with 20+ combined strikeouts and starting lineups with a combined average of .230. Raising the mound will make this worse.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:42 PM


but....exactly

the players what succeed will be able to hit the opposite way, lay down a bunt, mayhaps even deliberately hit a sacrificial fly

instead of looking for a pitch to jack, they'll have to "settle" for a good enough pitch so they can dig out a single

it would bring back strategic baseball

home runs, like hope, is not a strategy

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (qPaGp)

815 you have me wondering how long it would take a group of chickens to skeletonize a cow.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 09:28 PM (CJTvK)


They would let it age naturally, allowing it's protein mass to be converted into more easily consumed fly larva.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (/Dgcm)

816 A&W was at a lot of drive ins in my day. And y know what else was a drive ins.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (OVEfo)

817

Put the Glory Holes back in the fence.

Posted by: Rastus Holmes at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (d6DSt)

818 So over 650 specific instances of compelling a preteen to dance erotically, probably all on film.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (N8wAc)


None of "this" video will ever be released to the public; however, it will be on loop at Comet Pizza with Pudesta commentary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (2C38g)

819 Sorry, meant no stepping out of the box! I'm multi-tasking.

Supposedly the rule is that they are supposed to keep one foot in the box at all times but nobody enforces it.

All that delay crap has got to stop. the pitchers farting around 30 seconds between each pitch, the batters walking around talking to themselves. Get up there and do your damned job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI)

820 Baseball needs to innovate. I like scheduled seven inning doubleheader. I might even be persuaded that all baseball games should end after 7 innings if one team leads by 4 or more runs. Lead less than 4 runs, play on, through 9 regardless of score. Add the designated runner from the 10th forward. I can live with the universal DH, but I think an anti-shift rule is OK too. Rather than raise the mound, how about this- a hitter who strikes out is ineligible for his next at bat. Manager either forfeits the AB for an out or sends up a bench player to hit for him. Just for that AB. Original player stays in game, just loses next AB if he Ks.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 14, 2020 09:49 PM (evxBY)

821 Also great applause for charter schools. School choice.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

822 No stepping off the bag after every, single, solitary pitch.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (/669Q


Allow players to smoke, drink and chew tobacco again.

Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich have some ideas to liven up the game again.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 09:49 PM (Rvt88)

823 816 A&W was at a lot of drive ins in my day. And y know what else was a drive ins.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (OVEfo)

Hitler?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:49 PM (wKVno)

824 I'm still lame as hell (cane) and husband decided to have the toe he broke when he was 14 repaired last Thursday.

And now we have a kitten. But he is smart as all get out and loves being snuggled and held.

But he's like a living land mine for my effed up ankle and k Er.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

825 >>Well, and stock value isn't the metric for a business's success. Market share and profits are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (KZzsI)

This is incorrect. P/E, contribution margin, and revenue growth are the correct metrics.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (xK9An)

826 People used to call me the "deluxe" Sambo Burger. Because I came with fries.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (2N7oZ)

827 no more rally caps

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (O+AcM)

828 BERSERKER!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

LADY!!

You doing ok?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (9Om/r)

829 Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 14, 2020 09:49 PM (evxBY)

Aces and Kings wild also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (OVEfo)

830 Send Joe Buck to Pluto
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:46 PM (mht8P)

Hold on there, what has Pluto done to deserve that. That's cruel.

Posted by: dantesed at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (88xKn)

831 Good luck, BifBewalski..

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT)

832 Here is Robert Barnes by way of Viva Frei on possible law violations in creating Cuties:

https://youtu.be/SUFZpQqt1GA

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (N8wAc)

833
Aces and Kings wild also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM


one-eyed Jacks

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (qPaGp)

834

Send all the scum to Pluto, it'll increase the mass enough to be a planet again...

Posted by: Situational Excrescence at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (d6DSt)

835 no more rally caps
Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (O+AcM)

you talking to me ? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ??

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)

836 824 I'm still lame as hell (cane) and husband decided to have the toe he broke when he was 14 repaired last Thursday.

And now we have a kitten. But he is smart as all get out and loves being snuggled and held.

But he's like a living land mine for my effed up ankle and k Er.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

You aren't lame, you're cool! Hip! Rad! Bitchin'!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (wKVno)

837 There's a northern midwest hamburger place called Culvers that serves root beer as good A&W. They're expanding accross the U.S. and are as far south as Savannah now.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (l6b3d)


Just saw one today in West Melbourne, Florida.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (/Dgcm)

838 >>Allow players to smoke, drink and chew tobacco again.

Mandatory Kurt Russell-owned team.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (xK9An)

839
LADY!!

You doing ok?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:50 PM (9Om/r)


I am--thank you, Berserker.

I hope you are doing great.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

840 I got a horrendous infection in my hand, swelled up double its size. My dad had me soak it in epsom salts and after a couple times it was just cured. I dunno what is in that stuff but its really effective.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)

841
*sepulchral voice*

The Wave. Get rid of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (mht8P)

842 oh there's a Babysitter sequel!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (nUhF0)

843 805 BifBewalski, you can do it!
GpHave turmeric handy after

(KTY is 2nd Dan)
Posted by: vmom 2020

Thank you!

If they have the world tournament in NC next year we need a mini mome. Smash should be a 1st gup by then too!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (VcFUs)

844 837 There's a northern midwest hamburger place called Culvers that serves root beer as good A&W. They're expanding accross the U.S. and are as far south as Savannah now.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (l6b3d)


Just saw one today in West Melbourne, Florida.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (/Dgcm)

There's one within a few minutes' drive of me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (wKVno)

845 Ladyl - I just ordered a pink mask like yours to wear to my niece's wedding on Saturday. I don't have to wear one in church but evidently we do at the reception place, at least going in and out. I knew it was the right one because I saw your review!

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)

846 I hope you are doing great.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

Any better and I would be embarrassed. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:53 PM (9Om/r)

847 My dad had me soak it in epsom salts and after a couple times it was just cured. I dunno what is in that stuff but its really effective.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)
-------

I think it's equal parts magnesium and magic.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:54 PM (/669Q)

848 Porn convictions are tough because its largely subjective what is porn and what is art. What makes a picture of a nakey girl porn and what makes it just art, or just flat a picture? My mom has a picture of my brother and our girl cousin in the bath naked and like 1 year old. Its just cute from an earlier time but now is it porn?

I think that prosecutors are reluctant to push that kind of thing because they hate to lose and want a slam dunk case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:54 PM (KZzsI)

849 >>Jack Straw--that sounds scary. I'm glad you are doing all right.


I'm fine, thanks. It's just annoying.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

850 but....exactly



the players what succeed will be able to hit the opposite way, lay down a bunt, mayhaps even deliberately hit a sacrificial fly



instead of looking for a pitch to jack, they'll have to "settle" for a good enough pitch so they can dig out a single



it would bring back strategic baseball



home runs, like hope, is not a strategy



Worth a shot. The game cannot get any worse.

Posted by: Mookie at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (3vIkC)

851 >>> 813 Wendy's will top that with their mascot scissoring the Starbucks mermaid.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at September 14, 2020 09:48 PM (8FfnY)


I was having a problem with the logistics of that scenario until I remembered that Starbucks always pictured the mermaid with two tails. Always wondered why.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (l6b3d)

852 I think it's equal parts magnesium and magic.

*whispers* Is bluebell an alchemist?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (KZzsI)

853 Send all the scum to Pluto, it'll increase the mass enough to be a planet again...

Posted by: Situational Excrescence at September 14, 2020 09:51 PM (d6DSt)

Increasing pluto's mass might make it spin off into deep space. Fire them into the sun, its the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (9Om/r)

854 here is video of Tillis' opponent smirking in approval over the Deputies shooting.

https://tinyurl.com/y55fmdft
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (gtNWf)


That will be on continuous play in North Carolina over the next month and a half.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (y7DUB)

855 evening horde

Posted by: wing at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (JFzNN)

856 Bring back drunks in the stands and fights...made for some action in boring games

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (OVEfo)

857 Absolute indoctrination into being Red Guards
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 09:22 PM (o/dyo)

SWEEP AWAY THE MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at September 14, 2020 09:56 PM (SSJSf)

858 ...it seems to be slowly getting better.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Well, I'm glad it's getting better, and really glad there's no clot. Now's the time to buy a nice recliner if you don't already have one.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 09:56 PM (sGotD)

859 Bring back drunks in the stands and fights...made for some action in boring games
Posted by: Nevergiveup

10 cent beer night ala the Indians.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 09:56 PM (Rvt88)

860
Increasing pluto's mass might make it spin off into deep space.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM


the Belters would be PISSED

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 09:56 PM (qPaGp)

861 From over at Instapundit.

https://tinyurl.com/yxhne7lm

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:56 PM (cI3Q7)

862 I was having a problem with the logistics of that
scenario until I remembered that Starbucks always pictured the mermaid
with two tails. Always wondered why.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (l6b3d)


I wrote some stories about it.

Posted by: HP Lovecraft at September 14, 2020 09:56 PM (2N7oZ)

863 *whispers* Is bluebell an alchemist?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (KZzsI)
--------

I wish. Nope, just a mom who believes in the power of Epsom salts. Blame my German doctor years ago who recommended them for something or other that I can't even remember now.

Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (/669Q)

864 Any better and I would be embarrassed. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 09:53 PM (9Om/r)


Well dayum, Berserker. That's wonderful.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (TdMsT)

865 Well. Used to eat there a lot. Then Chinese Crud showed up and stopped eating out.Now I will Not go back to Burger loser.Quit Micky D's years ago.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (tfWLB)

866 @829...Suggestions are not really so wild. 7 inning games for blowouts take care of a lot of booooooring long games. Greater penalty for Ks will take care of the three true outcome bullshit that is killing the game. Shorten the game unless it's close, and prioritize putting the ball in play.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (evxBY)

867
Disco Demolition Night!
Candlestick Park!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (mht8P)

868 831 Good luck, BifBewalski..
Posted by: Ladyl

Thank You!

I can do this, it isnt a 12 mile road march with a 40lb ruck sack.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (VcFUs)

869 853 I think it's equal parts magnesium and magic.

*whispers* Is bluebell an alchemist?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 09:55 PM (KZzsI)

In order to obtain, something of equal value must be lost. This is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (wKVno)

870 I'll try once: the guy/woman portrayed humanity, not victimhood or a claim of special privilege; the video gave me a new understanding of what some people go through. And by chance it had some meaning for LizLem.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 09:27 PM (dr0/9)

I'l answer you once: Trannies are not people who have changed their sex, because that is biologically impossible, right down to the cellular level. What they are is mentally ill. Bugfuck crazy, in fact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (R13uH)

871 I'm tired and off to bed. My therapist started working on my bad knee as well as my recovering ankle today.

I have our first church worship committee meeting tomorrow morning since March. And we aren't allowed to even meet in a large room, wearing masks. There are eight of us. We have to meet in the a sanctuary. Unreal.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

872 The rootbeer freeze is superior to the float. Trust me, I know stuff.

Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 09:58 PM (cpS4u)

873 I wish. Nope, just a mom who believes in the power of Epsom salts. Blame my German doctor years ago who recommended them for something or other that I can't even remember now.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (/669Q)


Dr. Joseph Curwen?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2020 09:58 PM (t+qrx)

874 So, Ace posts this story. Everyone including me presumes it's true.

Then along comes Jenos Idanian (whoever that is - don't recognize the nic) at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM in #37, saying this was 'fan' parody of a real campaign that was far milder.

Just that one comment out of 700 (I didn't read them all, actually) questioning the authenticity?

What to believe? Jenos says, "I'm holding off on the outrage until I can track down that story."

Hmmm.

Posted by: mindful webworker
We had the best of intentions...
at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (nZP+D)

875 Late show Start Me Ups rock

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (j8aRL)

876 Night Jane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (cI3Q7)

877 Breaking: Jake Tapper is dumb. Also, not read good.


Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Future generations will be ashamed to read how companies that consider themselves progressive such as the @NBA and @Disney
joined with conservatives including @realDonaldTrump to sanction concentration camps and human rights abuses by the Chinese government against Muslims.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (BJKQV)

878 868
Disco Demolition Night!
Candlestick Park!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Thought that was in old Comisky Park?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (13Jbc)

879 I've heard A ampersand W root beer floats cure bizarre maladies.

Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (l3+k2)

880
https://tinyurl.com/yxhne7lm



Dear Lord.



Posted by: Aetius451AD


Murfreesboro.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (Bk0np)

881 Kamala Harris Promises She and Biden Will Be More Progressive on Police Reform

?? More progressive than attempted police assasinations?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (OVEfo)

882 Departure from Durham's team: Legal Insurrection explains how it is all speculation and anonymous sources, spun up by the media.

https://tinyurl.com/yypy6j8c

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 10:00 PM (dr0/9)

883 Culver's is okay, but their Butter Burger was a huge disappointment. Cheese curds were pretty good.

Solly's in Milwaukee for the best Butter Burgers in the world.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2020 10:00 PM (sGotD)

884 880 I've heard A ampersand W root beer floats cure bizarre maladies.
Posted by: davidt at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (l3+k2)

Like having properly-functioning pancreas.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 10:00 PM (wKVno)

885
Thought that was in old Comisky Park?
Posted by: Puddleglum

----------

Kaminsky Park

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 10:00 PM (mht8P)

886 878 Breaking: Jake Tapper is dumb. Also, not read good.


Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Future generations will be ashamed to read how companies that consider themselves progressive such as the @NBA and @Disney
joined with conservatives including @realDonaldTrump to sanction concentration camps and human rights abuses by the Chinese government against Muslims.
Posted by: 29Victor



He's drunk posting on twitter?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 10:00 PM (13Jbc)

887 Stonetoss?

Seriously?

Fuck me.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 14, 2020 10:01 PM (fzPQZ)

888 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Future generations will be ashamed to read how companies that consider themselves progressive such as the @NBA and @Disney
joined with conservatives including @realDonaldTrump to sanction concentration camps and human rights abuses by the Chinese government against Muslims.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (BJKQV)

What? Is he saying that Concentration camps are... good?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 10:01 PM (cI3Q7)

889 I've heard A ampersand W root beer floats cure bizarre maladies.
Posted by: davidt

It balances out the body's humors.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 10:01 PM (Rvt88)

890 ONT is nood

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=390211

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 10:01 PM (VcFUs)

891 when I was a kid, people drank hot Dr. pepper with lemon

I hated it

also some god damned awful shit called Dr' Pepper salad

again hate, would not touch

it's kinda a mauve color and I've always been mauve adverse

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 10:02 PM (O+AcM)

892 744
I came to like Dr. Pepper 10. So of course it's disappeared.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:35 PM (mht8P)

I'm not a big Dr. Pepper fan (I usually avoid soda in general) but I tell you what: they hit it out of the damn park with Dr. Pepper Cherry. Then they said "nope, gotta make it better" with Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla. That was insane.

Then I saw Dr. Pepper and Cream Soda. I haven't had much cream soda - the closest I have gotten is Big Red - but damn, that is crack, pure and simple.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 10:02 PM (SSJSf)

893 878 Breaking: Jake Tapper is dumb. Also, not read good.


Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Future generations will be ashamed to read how companies that consider themselves progressive such as the @NBA and @Disney
joined with conservatives including @realDonaldTrump to sanction concentration camps and human rights abuses by the Chinese government against Muslims.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (BJKQV)

Jake Fapper is such a tool. And a loser to boot.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 14, 2020 10:02 PM (4pK1/)

894 783 "would you let your daughter play a role in the film"

No.

I'm asking what is it in Sullum's article that reads as a "defense" of the movie?

Is it just that we hate all libertarians, and therefore everything they write is automatically shit, ipso facto? Is it that we don't have enough other things to bash, so we have to make up mischaracterizations of an article in order to find something to kick around? Do we even care any more about the facts of what we decide to get pissed about?

Yes I'm heretical. And I'm done with this topic.
Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 14, 2020 09:42 PM (qpX6U)



Complain to ace. He wrote the sidebar and accused the idiots of Reason of defending it.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 10:03 PM (vMCab)

895 What? Is he saying that Concentration camps are... good?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 10:01 PM (cI3Q7)


I don't see any other way to read that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 10:03 PM (y7DUB)

896 749 Trump should start calling for a Constitutional Convention.

I've got a few ideas on suggestions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 09:34 PM (s4dNo)

Me to:

No kneeling for the Flag or Anthem
No 7 inning games
No starting a man on second
Bring back the spitter
No overshifting
No replay
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 09:36 PM (OVEfo)

NO BLOODY DESIGNATED HITTER!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 10:03 PM (SSJSf)

897 My Dad's house was about a mile from the original bottling factory on Mockingbird lane

diagonally across from the plant was the first Kips in Dallas

about three miles north of there was the original Chilis

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 10:06 PM (O+AcM)

898 Disco Demolition Night!

Candlestick Park!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 09:57 PM (mht8P)



Comiskey (not ComiNskey) Park: Wait..what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 10:06 PM (lq+Nm)

899 I think the soda I liked was Nugrape

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 10:07 PM (O+AcM)

900 Then along comes Jenos Idanian (whoever that is - don't recognize the
nic) at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM in #37, saying this was 'fan' parody
of a real campaign that was far milder.

Long, long, LONG time lurker (I recall reading the Dennis Miller raped by a bear piece when first posted) who rarely comments.
I did a bit of digging, and it looks like it really is being put out by a European subsidiary of BK. And I can't find it anywhere now, but I SWEAR I saw it in an article that said some dipshit had taken the "holding hands" picture and just ran with it.
So my quarter-assed guess (it doesn't even rate as half-assed) is that some Woke Weenie in BK Finland saw it, said "that is so righteous and virtuous!" and put it out completely on Hir own.

If BK home office has the least bit of sense, then that Finnish dipshit will be Finnished, alongside a simple statement saying that it was unauthorized, and taken down because it used McDonald's trademarked mascot without permission -- avoiding any comment about whether or not the Powers That Be approve or disapprove of it.

But as I say, that requires them to have a smidgen of sense, and that is a serious leap of faith.

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at September 14, 2020 10:10 PM (Qf0BO)

901 875 So, Ace posts this story. Everyone including me presumes it's true.

Then along comes Jenos Idanian (whoever that is - don't recognize the nic) at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM in #37, saying this was 'fan' parody of a real campaign that was far milder.

Just that one comment out of 700 (I didn't read them all, actually) questioning the authenticity?

What to believe? Jenos says, "I'm holding off on the outrage until I can track down that story."

Hmmm.
Posted by: mindful webworker
We had the best of intentions...
at September 14, 2020 09:59 PM (nZP+D)



Its on the Burger King Finland's official Facebook page. It's on their official Instagram.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)

902 20 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Take Place in 2020!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)



And you *won't believe* #6!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 14, 2020 10:12 PM (ZSK0i)

903 So maybe it was something created by a fan. They have no problem promoting it and endorsing the image.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

904 Joe, Mickey D's will sue for royalties, not damages. The more BK makes, the more so does the Golden Arches. Then BK will get sued for defamation for flaunting them as royalty thieves.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2020 10:16 PM (KAi1n)

905 Huh, Burger and Ronald are trans/homo. Do they share ketchup?

Posted by: n.n at September 14, 2020 10:27 PM (qfsFY)

906 This all makes prefect sense, as they've been slowly making us accustomed to the taste of asshole through their crappy food.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 14, 2020 10:59 PM (V8ydh)

907 With a slogan in English, isn't this a textbook case of American Consumerist Imperialism?

Posted by: rechill at September 15, 2020 07:20 AM (lYLWl)

908 Globo-Homo liberalism of which conservatism is necessary part. Bake the cake bigot as affirmed by your conservative Supreme Court. And no push back at all except to adopt the left's position a few year later.

Posted by: TrumpedUP at September 15, 2020 12:19 PM (zMisp)

909 MacDonalds has been off my menu for a long time now, Burger King has gone down hill.I guess if your doing badly appealing to the LGBTQ?F groups will bring in money.Funny, A King and a Clown.Some mascots.

Posted by: obsidian at September 15, 2020 01:04 PM (7+yqP)

910 I don't see any signs that the clown is a willing participant in this. Clearly BK is cheering on sexual assault.

Posted by: Ken at September 16, 2020 01:32 PM (NwaQ3)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat