Mid-Morning Art Thread

Larson Mansken.jpg

Hav i mansken
Marcus Larson

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Not bad.

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 09:30 AM (PyjNl)

2 Nice

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (Ed8Zd)

3 Very nice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (hyuyC)

4 Have you what?

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

5 boat-y

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

6
Lovely piece.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)

7 Sunrise or sunset?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (3XqsM)

8 Yes, you hav mansken.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (aOdFB)

9 I like the shades of blue

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (3D/fK)

10 I like the sun glint turned into a moon glint. I'd have ti see it in colour to make sure it is more silver than gold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (hyuyC)

11 2 nights in a row the cabin boys need comforting

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Are those Joe Kennedy's relatives getting the family business started running rum?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (ROLxQ)

14 Hav i mansken


Be safe!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (yQpMk)

15 This was painted in the half hour of night during a Scandinavian summer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

16 Hav i mansken

Related to Charles Mansken ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (arJlL)

17 I see, a bad moon rising.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Smugglers !

Posted by: McCool at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (BySB9)

19 More boats!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (Rk6Cp)

20 I hate Eastern European pirates.

Posted by: Sir Jake Blues at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Early shrimpn' boat capn's.

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)

22 Two little men in a boat?

Never seen that before.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (ZfRYq)

23 What's it look like in black light?

Posted by: A Stoner at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

24 Craft on the right looks like she's run up on a sand bank.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (dfRN6)

25 No motor boating here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (3D/fK)

26 An early dawn or late dusk painting. The wind direction from the land, consistent with all the sails of the three ships, hints at dawn.

Good bi-level clouds as well. They hint at a front moving in within a day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:34 AM (hyuyC)

27 Spooky boats

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (U2p+3)

28 I was expecting watermelons, I got more sailboats.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (+YYKs)

29 Manskins > Danskins

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (uS2EJ)

30 I was expecting watermelons, I got more sailboats.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (+YYKs)


....boobs the size of watermelons!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Boats. Boats in blue. Blue boats, are calling us.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (bCLt0)

32 Guy in the dinghy in the foreground is looking for his contact lens.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Rk6Cp)

33 So, when IS talk like a pirate day, anyway?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Capn Ned (Raging Queen)

Captain Morgan is on it. The good ship Venus is a party boat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (hyuyC)

35 Lots and lots of U-Boats out there.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

36 Sailing under the full moon must be interesting.

Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (88xKn)

37 Tales of the Black Freighter

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (jbF6h)

38 Can i hav mansken?

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (bCLt0)

39 In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (ZfRYq)

40 Sponge - China is Asshoe!

September 19th, two days after Constitution Day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (hyuyC)

41 Been to Disneyland one too many times, Captain Ron?

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

42 Reminds me of Ultima III when you could board a ship and sail around.

"Use the mark to invoke the snake"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Sailing under the full moon must be interesting.
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (88xKn)
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Sailing under a new moon and cloudy skies is even more interesting.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (Rk6Cp)

44 -
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Hav i mansken?
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Hav mansken. Mansken huge, luxurious.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (pMGkg)

45 Archer

The U-boats would have to surface and use a deck gun. None of these vessels are worth a torpedo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (hyuyC)

46 Blue, blue, my art is blue
Blue is my art, now I'm without you...

Posted by: Marcus Larson at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (AMIL/)

47 Manskins arer reqqquiren fhare schteppen onna da booten.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)

48 Pretty picture, but... calm seas and full sails?

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (l3+k2)

49 Manskins arer reqqquiren fhare schteppen onna da booten.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)


That's IT!

The Washington Manskins.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

50 32 Guy in the dinghy in the foreground is looking for his contact lens.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Rk6Cp)

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That actually happened to me during crew practice in college once. I looked around, lens popped out. I found it in the wash when we got back to the dock. Being a college kid, I just rinsed it off and popped it back in.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (dfRN6)

51 The U-boats would have to surface and use a deck gun. None of these vessels are worth a torpedo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (hyuyC)
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Too shallow-draft, anyway.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (Rk6Cp)

52 The sails identify as full.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (jbF6h)

53
September 19th, two days after Constitution Day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (hyuyC)


Arrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Larson. I loved his Far Side cartoons

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (o2MD2)

55 This art thread has really had some lovely moon-light works. This is no exception. The title could mean something completely different, but this is a very quiet, peaceful piece for me.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

56
Whats a pirates favorite letter ???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)

57 It should be in Marrrrch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (jbF6h)

58 The Washington Manskins.
Posted by: Sponge

Washington Foreskins

Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (vd8XM)

59 R?

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (X/Pw5)

60 -
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The U-boats would have to surface and use a deck gun. None of these vessels are worth a torpedo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (hyuyC)

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Too shallow-draft, anyway.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM

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One could always use Mexican jumping torpedoes.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (pMGkg)

61
Larson. I loved his Far Side cartoons
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (o2MD2)

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Bummer of a birthmark Hall.

Midvale school for the gifted.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)

62 48 Pretty picture, but... calm seas and full sails?
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (l3+k2)


Artistic license. Maybe from a licentious artist??

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (bCLt0)

63 Have you what?
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM


Mansken. It's a like a scandi Grey Poupon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (ejd/p)

64 33 So, when IS talk like a pirate day, anyway?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

9/19

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

65 Aren't you supposed to smuggle your goods when it's really dark, not when theres a full moon and everybody can see you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (ROLxQ)

66 Alternate title: "Smugglers Blues"

Posted by: Zombie Glen Fry at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (gtNWf)

67
R?
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (X/Pw5)

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Everyone says R ....... but a pirates true love is the C.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (8XRCm)

68 Aim for the foremast!

The pirates.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

69 davidt

No spinnakers. Beaufort 3, tops. Some Beaufort 2.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (hyuyC)

70 So, the U-boats are the snipers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (UWqZJ)

71 Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates. It didn't go well for them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (jbF6h)

72 Whats a pirates favorite letter ???
Posted by: fixerupper



R. RRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (3XqsM)

73 Everyone says R ....... but a pirates true love is the C.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM

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I believe there are some pirates who love the D.

Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)

74 The Washington Manskins.

Posted by: Sponge



Washington Foreskins


DC Mohels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (HaL55)

75 Google Translate claims the "Hav in mansken" is "Sea in man's glow". Ummm...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (Rk6Cp)

76 Midvale school for the gifted.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)

Doreen breezes thru equine medicine at vet school

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

77 17 I see, a bad moon rising.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

There's a poop deck on the right

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (/EuRN)

78 Aren't you supposed to smuggle your goods when it's really dark, not when theres a full moon and everybody can see you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (ROLxQ)

Works for snuggling your goods, too.

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (X/Pw5)

79 75 Google Translate claims the "Hav in mansken" is "Sea in man's glow". Ummm...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (Rk6Cp)

That seems, dumb.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (bCLt0)

80 Hav i mansken?

Brother, I barely got a pot ta piss in!

Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (IDjUx)

81 It's a losing proposition but one you can't refuse

It's the politics of contraband

It's the smuggler's blues

Posted by: Zombie Glen Fry at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (gtNWf)

82
Thursday is YOUR day in the barrel sailor.


~just the punchline

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (8XRCm)

83 "Sea in man's glow"

Correct would be Sea in Moon's Glow, maybe?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (jbF6h)

84 I believe there are some pirates who love the D.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
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"Tie 'im to the railin' and give 'im forty strokes...and then, whip 'im!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (Rk6Cp)

85 Midvale school for the gifted.
Posted by: fixerupper



Bought my now, ex wife, that coffee mug when she got her bs degree.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (3XqsM)

86
I believe there are some pirates who love the D.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)

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Butt pirates arrrrrrrrrrrr not real pirates matey.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (8XRCm)

87 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (hyuyC)

That might be a bit early for spinnakers. The modern spinnaker is a pretty recent invention, and even its precursors were pretty recent (19th century...maybe).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (xT2tT)

88 I believe there are some pirates who love the D.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)

buggery whipping rum buggery

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

89 I believe there are some pirates who love the D.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
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"Tie 'im to the railin' and give 'im forty strokes...and then, whip 'im!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Only at the pier, not under way!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (3XqsM)

90 Sea in man's glow"

Correct would be Sea in Moon's Glow, maybe?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (jbF6h)
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"Moonlight", I would say. How GT got "man" is beyond me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (Rk6Cp)

91 This work has some lovely blues.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

92
85 Midvale school for the gifted.
Posted by: fixerupper



Bought my now, ex wife, that coffee mug when she got her bs degree.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (3XqsM)


Would love to have one of those.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (bCLt0)

93 Mk-48 torpedoes we carried did not have to contact the hull of a surface target. Sensors on the weapon would automatically detonate the torpedo under the keel of a surface target.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

94 Midvale school for the gifted.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)



Doreen breezes thru equine medicine at vet school


God at His computer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (HaL55)

95 Does that mean "I have a mask" in Swedish? Maybe this coronavirus has been around longer than we think.

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (/669Q)

96 buggery whipping rum buggery
Posted by: rhennigantx

A pest control enthusiast

Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (vd8XM)

97 Larson's Vattenfall i Småland is an amazing painting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (hyuyC)

98 "I'm going to get fixed!"

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (l3+k2)

99 "Moonlight", I would say. How GT got "man" is beyond me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (Rk6Cp)

Are you going to believe Google for translations??

Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (88xKn)

100 Midvale school for the gifted.
Posted by: fixerupper



Bought my now, ex wife, that coffee mug when she got her bs degree.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (3XqsM)


Would love to have one of those.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (bCLt0)

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Just talk to any divorce attorney and you can have one too.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (8XRCm)

101 "man" is man in English.

"man" with the little circle on the a is "moon" (pronounced roughly the same).

I think.

"skin" being cognate to english "shine"

Again... I think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (/EuRN)

102 ManGlo sounds like a 70s ethnic hair care product.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (jbF6h)

103 I'm always uncomfortable calling them seamen.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

104 Hav i mansken

A dark and ominous painting, by a dark and deeply introspective artist.


"He ain't hav i. He's a brooder."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)

105 93 Mk-48 torpedoes we carried did not have to contact the hull of a surface target. Sensors on the weapon would automatically detonate the torpedo under the keel of a surface target.
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

I read that on PT boat in Pacific islands hand bent rudders to make the torpedo porpoise as the Japs barges were very shallow draft.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

106 Nice painting
all the gubs dumped

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (nUhF0)

107 98 "I'm going to get fixed!"
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (l3+k2)

Like going to the vet's to get " tutored"?

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (bCLt0)

108 Row well and live.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

109 If this comes on velvet, I'm in

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (O+AcM)

110 Archer

Needs a magnetic field or a strong pressure wave. And a multimillion torpedo for a brig? PEO Subs will be unhappy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (hyuyC)

111 Butt pirates arrrrrrrrrrrr not real pirates matey.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM

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Thez YOU, ya silly!

Posted by: TheButtPiratesofPenzance at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (IDjUx)

112 "ManGlo sounds like a 70s ethnic hair care product."

ManDingGlo

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (l3+k2)

113 I see, a bad moon rising.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

There's a poop deck on the right

Posted by: Warai-otoko

Pelosi's driveway !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (arJlL)

114 Are you going to believe Google for translations??
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (88xKn)
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For simple phrases, it works reasonably well. It did correcly identify the language as Swedish, and put me on the right path for a correct interpretation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (Rk6Cp)

115 God at His computer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (HaL55)

crtl alt DELETE

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

116 If this comes on velvet, I'm in
Posted by: REDACTED

Then vote for me!

...Billy Jeff...

Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (vd8XM)

117 100

Just talk to any divorce attorney and you can have one too.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (8XRCm)

Lol!!

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (bCLt0)

118 Washington Foreskins


Too Jewish.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (oVJmc)

119 Walll...take me back down whar koo wah flo yaw!

Posted by: Creedence Clearwater, Revived at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (jbF6h)

120 Ooh, ooh, ooh! We are just over a hundred comments. I've been dying to say this thing about the political situation and just can't wait any longer, because you all just have to hear it.

It's...oh wait, I've forgotten what I wanted to say.

Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2020 09:50 AM (Fc5rx)

121 101 Wari

Ooh! Ooh! This man WENT to college.

I'm impressed. I shoulda gone to some classes like you apparently did.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 09:50 AM (Cssks)

122 98 "I'm going to get fixed!"
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (l3+k2)

tutored

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

123 CharlieBrown'sDildo

You are correct on spinnakers. But notice the furled jibs. Light air.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (hyuyC)

124 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (hyuyC)


Hey, I'm a spend thrift. And no, I would use a Mk-48 on those sailboats. Gee, a M-2 would sink those boats.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

125 Arrr, tutored. Twas long ago.

Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (l3+k2)

126 Would love to have one of those.
Posted by: tubal



EBay - $11.98

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (3XqsM)

127 I love the cool evening palette in this painting, but the sailboats look a little crude. Keep grinding, Mr. Larson, you'll get there!

Here is a little heartbreak: Miami high school players suspended for waving American flag on 9/11


https://tinyurl.com/yyrao6lf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (gtNWf)

128 EBay - $11.98
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (3XqsM)

thats less than downtown!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

129 50- That actually happened to me during crew practice in college once. I looked around, lens popped out. I found it in the wash when we got back to the dock. Being a college kid, I just rinsed it off and popped it back in.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM

When I was in college, I used to swim laps in the deep end of the school's Olympic-sized indoor pool. One day, I forgot to take out my (hard) contacts before I jumped in to swim. After completing my laps, I got out and realized they were gone. A friend of mine got in the pool to help me look for them. I gave up and was already back in my dorm room when I got a knock on my door. After looking for about a half hour, my friend had actually found one of them down near the drain!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 09:52 AM (qe5CM)

130 Far Side cartoon number 12.

"Ha ha ha, that was a funny one!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:52 AM (HaL55)

131 Nice. Would hang.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (dUJdY)

132 'Twas a dark and calm night...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (2C38g)

133 Would love to have one of those.
Posted by: tubal

EBay - $11.98
Posted by: rickb223

They used to be a nickel.....

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (arJlL)

134 I know you didn't ask me but I identify as someone who enjoys mansken.

Posted by: Andy Gillum at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (kfcYC)

135 Midvale school for the gifted.

Posted by: fixerupper

Doreen breezes thru equine medicine at vet school

God at His computer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career

How talented does a cartoonist have to be to have his work recalled by tens of thousands, 25 years after he quit publishing, by just stating the caption?

Amazing.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (Rvt88)

136 131 Nice. Would hang.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (dUJdY)

I feel the same way about most Dem politicians

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

137 Morning Jewells. How are things in KC?

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (bCLt0)

138 I like the one with a fly driving a car with a sigh in the back window "Maggot on board".

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (o2MD2)

139 When I was in college, I used to swim laps in the deep end of the school's Olympic-sized indoor pool. One day, I forgot to take out my (hard) contacts before I jumped in to swim. After completing my laps, I got out and realized they were gone. A friend of mine got in the pool to help me look for them. I gave up and was already back in my dorm room when I got a knock on my door. After looking for about a half hour, my friend had actually found one of them down near the drain!
Posted by: Moonbeam

Which one ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)

140 Here is a little heartbreak: Miami high school players suspended for waving American flag on 9/11


https://tinyurl.com/yyrao6lf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (gtNWf)

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The courts have long held that public schools are government.

Government cannot tell its captive students what they can and cannot say, except under certain extreme circumstances.

This public school is gonna get sued into fucking oblivion.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (8XRCm)

141 I like it!



O/T but art related:

According to an early review for the book, titled Troubled Blood, the storyline centers around a cisgender male serial killer who dresses up like a woman to murder his female victims. Activists, reviewers and people in the transgender community are pointing out that the book has an anti-trans plotline that could be harmful to the community.


Holy smokes, she it totally calling their bluff.
Sounds like she is using her fiction to demonstrate how trans activist demands re: allowing men in women-only spaces can be abused by men pretending to be women. Nice.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (bDqIh)

142 135


How talented does a cartoonist have to be to have his work recalled by tens of thousands, 25 years after he quit publishing, by just stating the caption?

Amazing.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (Rvt8

Maybe the best ever.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)

143 If you get the chance to read or buy the complete Far Side collection, it's fantastic. Not just the comics, but the reprinted letters to the editor that are sent in regarding individual pieces.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (ySswD)

144 Opera used to take you to the top of the page when you click the tab you're on, but now it doesn't.

Damn updates.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

145 Nice. Would hang.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (dUJdY)

I feel the same way about most Dem politicians
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
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Can we start with Ted Wheeler and the Portland City Council?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (Rk6Cp)

146 64 33 So, when IS talk like a pirate day, anyway?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

9/19

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)


Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

147 Here is a little heartbreak: Miami high school players suspended for waving American flag on 9/11

-

o_O

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (ySswD)

148 buggery whipping rum buggery
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM


You said buggery twice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (ejd/p)

149 Fish puns!

Star Trek!


Gotta run. Catch y'all later.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (Fc5rx)

150

I wish the world was flat, so I could sail off the edge.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (Tl7a9)

151 Opera used to take you to the top of the page when you click the tab you're on, but now it doesn't.

Posted by: Sponge

Operettas take you down half way.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (Rvt88)

152
The Far Side >>>> Doonesbury

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)

153 Opera used to take you to the top of the page when you click the tab you're on, but now it doesn't.


Ya need a baton

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (arJlL)

154 143 If you get the chance to read or buy the complete Far Side collection, it's fantastic. Not just the comics, but the reprinted letters to the editor that are sent in regarding individual pieces.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (ySswD)

I have that one. I really like reading the complaint letters.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

155 Trouble Brewing

Left Pic Right Pic
Kindergarten Dingo Breeder
Parachute School Alligator Farm

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

156
The Far Side

Calvin and Hobbes



Hard to pick a winner there.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

157 Another picture with water by Larson-this time with a lake:

https://tinyurl.com/y353r95k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (WkPC9)

158 Trudeau (Garry) rhymes with Moscow.

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (RuIsu)

159 Calvin and Hobbs was awesome too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (o2MD2)

160 152
The Far Side >>>> Doonesbury
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)

=======

The one I reeeeeaaallly hate is "Close To Home", which is nothing but a poorly-drawn Far Side rip-off.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (dfRN6)

161 Convention of POTP

People that are Part Of The Problem

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

162 139- Which one ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM

UNC- Chapel Hill.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (qe5CM)

163 The Far Side

Calvin and Hobbes



Hard to pick a winner there.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM
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We have the complete set of both and my kids read them to shreds.

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (/669Q)

164 Don't see any snipers, but there is a pack of sea otters quietly swimming in to starboard, matey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (2C38g)

165 Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make. If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)

166 Spiff the Spaceman, baby!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (o2MD2)

167 Apparently there was a supreme court decision years ago that lets high school administrators curtail the free speech of students. Not sure of the reasoning behind this.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (RJCvt)

168 Which one ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM

UNC- Chapel Hill.
Posted by: Moonbeam

LOL !

I meant which contact; and you KNEW that !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (arJlL)

169 Thank you CBD, for introducing me to another Scandinavian artist. He does good art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (hyuyC)

170 The Far Side

Calvin and Hobbes



Hard to pick a winner there.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

Calvin and Hobbes, by a nose. There's a sweetness and charm to it. The Far Side was great in its zaniness.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

171 It's funny.

Kamala talks about the Harris Administration in anticipation of becoming president quickly after a supposed Biden win, and yet no one actually follows her little campaign stops except when she flubs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (UWqZJ)

172 162 139- Which one ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM

UNC- Chapel Hill.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM

HAHAHA- I thought you meant which school. I believe it was the right, which was good since that is my dominant eye.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (qe5CM)

173 -
--

The Far Side



Calvin and Hobbes



Hard to pick a winner there.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM

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No need to pick a winner. Just read both, then YOU win.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (pMGkg)

174 @realDonaldTrump 10m

We are advertising all over the place, but as much as we do, the Fake News likes to say we aren't. Just being smart. We have much more money than we had at same time in 2016. Also spending on other, and different, elements of the campaign. Starting to get great poll numbers!

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (cF8AT)

175 165 Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make. If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)


Agreed. But that will not make all of us sea pirates.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (AMIL/)

176 Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (Z+IKu)

177 Fish puns!

Star Trek!




"Why does scrod need a starship?"

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (oVJmc)

178 HAHAHA- I thought you meant which school. I believe it was the right, which was good since that is my dominant eye.

Posted by: Moonbeam

the one with the whip ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (arJlL)

179 >> The Far Side
vs.
Calvin and Hobbes



Embrace the power of "and"!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (bDqIh)

180 Oops.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (oVJmc)

181 "Double your IQ or no money back? Sounds good to me."

While that's the Far Side I think of in terms of the punchline most frequently, there's another multipanel cartoon of an alien trying to teach a pet tricks and the pet struggling to do the last one. The frsutrated alien owner yells, "Kakaphooney! PHOONEY!" at the little pet and it gets it right.

There's something very universal about that one.

Posted by: TheButtPiratesofPenzance at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (IDjUx)

182 101 "man" is man in English.

"man" with the little circle on the a is "moon" (pronounced roughly the same).

I think.

"skin" being cognate to english "shine"

Again... I think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (/EuRN)


So not sea in man's glow. But probably Sea in moon glow for a more direct translation. I imagine that if you want for a better title you would use Sea in Moonlight.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2fGCR)

183 175 165 Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make. If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)


Agreed. But that will not make all of us sea pirates.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (AMIL/)

Land pirates?

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (PyjNl)

184 The Far Side was great in its zaniness.
Posted by: Kris

Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (Rvt88)

185 Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)


Comrade, to be fair, they were mostly peaceful murderous thieves, but fully intended to turn their lives around as soon as they were accepted into the Merchant Marine Academy!

Posted by: CNN Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2C38g)

186 Oops?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (Rk6Cp)

187 Looks like they made it through yesterday's storm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (dNzKv)

188 Apparently there was a supreme court decision years ago that lets high school administrators curtail the free speech of students. Not sure of the reasoning behind this.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (RJCvt)

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Narrow ruling limiting offensive or disruptive speech. Speech that is "disruptive to classroom leaning"

In this case..... not a classroom setting. Also..... unless the school can show that standing and applauding at an athletic event disrupts classroom learning..... they gonna write a BIG check.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (8XRCm)

189 Don't see any snipers, but there is a pack of sea otters quietly swimming in to starboard, matey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (2C38g)

=============
They like to surprise you, and come right up over the stern. Gotta stay alert.

Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (gtNWf)

190 174 @realDonaldTrump 10m

We are advertising all over the place, but as much as we do, the Fake News likes to say we aren't. Just being smart. We have much more money than we had at same time in 2016. Also spending on other, and different, elements of the campaign. Starting to get great poll numbers!
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (cF8AT)
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I hope so. I'm tired of all the Biden ads here.

Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (G0vdT)

191 The Far Side for youse

https://tinyurl.com/y67v3l8s

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

192 >>The Far Side was great in its zaniness.

What dogs hear vs. what cats hear

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bDqIh)

193 174 @realDonaldTrump 10m

We are advertising all over the place, but as much as we do, the Fake News likes to say we aren't. Just being smart. We have much more money than we had at same time in 2016. Also spending on other, and different, elements of the campaign. Starting to get great poll numbers!
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (cF8AT)

Lawyers aren't cheap, is what I glean from the subtext.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bCLt0)

194 My part of GA is going to get a bit of rain from the latest climate change event.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:05 AM (dNzKv)

195 -
--
Narrow ruling limiting offensive or disruptive speech. Speech that is "disruptive to classroom leaning"

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Heh. Typo shows MO of modern "education".

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 10:05 AM (pMGkg)

196 152
The Far Side >>>> Doonesbury
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)



The Far Side >>>>> all other comics.

None of them have named a part of a dinosaur have they? I rest my case.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (2fGCR)

197 Hurricanes are weaker but slower moving... just as the climate models predicted!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (dNzKv)

198 The Far Side was great in its zaniness.

Custer's Last Photograph.

Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (88xKn)

199 Them that die will be the lucky ones!

Long John Silver - mostly peaceful pirate

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (gmo/4)

200 school's out on the fish puns

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (O+AcM)

201 192 >>The Far Side was great in its zaniness.

What dogs hear vs. what cats hear
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM

Igor, put that Wolfman doll down. Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (qe5CM)

202 Lawyers aren't cheap, is what I glean from the subtext.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bCLt0)

No kidding. I know I can't afford one!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (wKVno)

203 In this case..... not a classroom setting.
Also..... unless the school can show that standing and applauding at an
athletic event disrupts classroom learning..... they gonna write a BIG
check.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (8XRCm)

=================
Case dismissed, with prejudice.

Posted by: Hawaiian Trained Obama Judges at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (gtNWf)

204 "Have I man-skin"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (E+OcO)

205 Comrade, to be fair, they were mostly peaceful murderous thieves, but fully intended to turn their lives around as soon as they were accepted into the Merchant Marine Academy!
Posted by: CNN Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2C38g)
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Well, a reputed pirate, Lancelot Blackburne, eventually became the Anglican Archbishop of York, so it's not unpossible.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (dfRN6)

206 *Cat Fud --> *

"Oh, please. Oh, please."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (Rk6Cp)

207
202 Lawyers aren't cheap, is what I glean from the subtext.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bCLt0)

No kidding. I know I can't afford one!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (wKVno)


Hehheh.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

208 Not bad, not bad. I'd say we taste a little like chicken.

Posted by: the cows get up to no good at September 15, 2020 10:08 AM (BpjJB)

209 Narrow ruling limiting offensive or disruptive speech. Speech that is "disruptive to classroom leaning"



And who decides what is disruptive? What is the definition of a disrupted classroom?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (dNzKv)

210 Pretty picture!

Kittuh on boat to the right, in the background.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (dV48Q)

211 So, when IS talk like a pirate day, anyway?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

9/19

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)


Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref



They could have wanted to "Talk like a Senator".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (3XqsM)

212 "That was meant for me"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (WR6xq)

213 Help, help, I'm being micromanaged! AAAARRRRGH!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (wKVno)

214
Another Fave Far Side.

"Oh Crap!! That was today???"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (8XRCm)

215 Calvin and Hobbes was always good, but it really became art after the Sunday format changed. Instead of two rows of framed cells, the format expanded to break out of the edges. Watterson could use the entire space to showcase his formidable artistic talent and create a deeper strip. I really liked how he made Calvin's imagination scenes more realistic than his "reality".

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

216 The Far Side >>>>> all other comics.

None of them have named a part of a dinosaur have they? I rest my case.


And some insect or something as well? I remember seeing something named as [ genus ] larsoni.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (qc+VF)

217 209 Narrow ruling limiting offensive or disruptive speech. Speech that is "disruptive to classroom leaning"

Level off! Level off!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)

218 178 HAHAHA- I thought you meant which school. I believe it was the right, which was good since that is my dominant eye.

Posted by: Moonbeam

the one with the whip ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM

How did you know about my face tattoo?

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (qe5CM)

219 Avenge me, boys! AVENGE ME!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)

220 If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)


Too late my friend, that critical connection between a "system of laws", based on a common morality, vanished completely when Congress (as well as state legislatures) allowed "administrative laws" to be written (and enforced with the full power of the State) by unaccountable unelected bureaucrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:11 AM (2C38g)

221 Anyone remember the comic strip "Herman"? I loved reading that one with my grandmother.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (OyyDO)

222 the one with the whip ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM

The one with the nae nae.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (wKVno)

223 Hard to pick a winner there.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

Calvin and Hobbes, by a nose. There's a sweetness and charm to it. The Far Side was great in its zaniness.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

The Golden Age of Comics, that's for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (Kpl3J)

224
WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????

"Nancy"


Just terrible.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)

225 Awesome, now they are rioting in PA. Perfect. Another state Trump needs to win and another state BLM will chase right into his arms.
Trump's own campaign staff couldn't have planned this better.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (Dc5Qe)

226 The Far Side for youse

https://tinyurl.com/y67v3l8s

Posted by: Archer

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (arJlL)

227 "I hope so. I'm tired of all the Biden ads here."


I've always wondered about the effectiveness of that. If I had to guess the constant saturation of ads on the TV and radio isn't an efficient way to spend money anymore, if it ever was.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (4thlk)

228 224
WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????

"Nancy"


Just terrible.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)

Mary Worth.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (wKVno)

229 Late to the thread, dammit!

Larson painted a lot of riverscapes with powerful, stormy waters and endangered ships. This one is restful, almost serene. The various shades of blue, none overly harsh, are relaxing. The viewer can almost hear the creak of the ropes and soft sounds of water against the hulls and shore. The line of lights in the water shows just how calm the area is. It is very effective.

Thanks, CBD. What an enjoyable, pleasant scene to start the day.

Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (7EjX1)

230 Anybody remember The Wizard of Id?

Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)

231 219 Avenge me, boys! AVENGE ME!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)

By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be Avenged!!!

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)

232 224
WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????

Dennis the Menace is rarely menacing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (jbF6h)

233 230 Anybody remember The Wizard of Id?
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)

THE KING IS A FINK!!!

No, not at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (wKVno)

234 And some insect or something as well? I remember seeing something named as [ genus ] larsoni.

You may be thinking of the buttless aphid, named after someone else entirely.

Posted by: Sciencetitian at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (BpjJB)

235 Anybody remember The Wizard of Id?
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)
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The King is a fink!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (Rk6Cp)

236 Another Dem billionaire steps up and donates $200 million to leftwing groups in swing states.

Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (Q3ZwH)

237 school's out on the fish puns

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (O+AcM)


That comment should fin-ish the thread!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (2C38g)

238 Just saw some news from back home. In the capital of SC, an iconic downtown building was set fire, and other "art spaces" vandalized.

All I could think was:

"Something something wind, something something whirlwind."

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (ZfRYq)

239 WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????

"Nancy"


Just terrible.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)

Mary Worth.

*mic drop*
Posted by: Insomniac



Prince Valiant.

Mic drop

*Picks up mic

Drops again

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (3XqsM)

240 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I went to school with Gary Larsen so gotta go with my fellow Coug.
Goes looking for coffee.


Oh. Nice art today.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (axyOa)

241 Frimmin on the jimjam!
Frippin on the zotz!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (wKVno)

242 Anybody remember The Wizard of Id?
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)

----

Yup.

And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (8XRCm)

243 Could use a happy little tentacle or ten.

Posted by: Kurt E. at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (DMUuz)

244 WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????

"Nancy"

Just terrible.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)

Even worse than that - Doonesbury. Guy had one somewhat funny strip when he was a hippie - nothing but tiresome political bullshit ever since.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

245 And some insect or something as well? I remember seeing something named as [ genus ] larsoni.

You may be thinking of the buttless aphid, named after someone else entirely.
Posted by: Sciencetitian



Brie Larson

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (3XqsM)

246 Anybody remember The Wizard of Id?

"The king is a fink!"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (qc+VF)

247 The Lone Haranguer!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (wKVno)

248 Mary Worth's formula - Neighbor gets in a jam, Mary meddles, sometimes barely token meddling, the situation improbably resolves itself to everyone's satisfation, everyone praises Mary to the skies for a week even though she did little if anything, then they have a pool party.

Repeat ad nauseum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (jbF6h)

249 Frimmin on the jimjam!
Frippin on the zotz!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (wKVno)
-----
Clams got legs!


Okay, same artist.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (Rk6Cp)

250 I never understood how Alley Oop got published. A time traveling caveman cartoon soap opera. What the hell is that?

Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (4thlk)

251 Trump's own campaign staff couldn't have planned this better.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (Dc5Qe)


So, what you are really saying is that it is indeed all Trump's fault?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (2C38g)

252 school's out on the fish puns

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (O+AcM)

That comment should fin-ish the thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (2C38g)


Dang. Looks like I got in at the tail end of that one.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (axyOa)

253 Avenge me, boys! AVENGE ME!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)

I, a Major, a physician with 27 years of military service, have to meet with command tomorrow for a 30 minute one-on-one to go through a 3 page 50 point risk reduction tool in order to identify "risks" to my personal safety or mental health because of several "safety incidents" which happened among the junior enlisted this summer.
Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)

254 Anybody remember The Wizard of Id?
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020


*
*

The guard brings the usual bowl of swill to the prisoner in the dungeon, but there is a birthday candle stuck into the swill.

Prisoner: "Whose birthday is it?"

Guard: "The swill's . . . it's a year old today."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (rpbg1)

255 I remember when I was a little girl, I used to sit on my dad's lap every Sunday morning and he would read the whole "funnies" section of the newspaper to me. At one point, he had gotten all of his teeth removed (had damage from a years-earlier car accident) and despite the evident pain and no teeth, he still read me the comics. I came away with two lifelong lessons- a love of reading and to always take care of my teeth!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (qe5CM)

256 WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????

"Nancy"

Aunt Fritzi was kinda hawt.....

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (arJlL)

257 Trump tweeting that, "We've got more money than we did at this point in 2016!" is unintentionally amusing, because...

at this time in 2016, he didn't have the proverbial pot to pee in, IIRC. HRC & DNC were outspending him about 4-1, again IIRC.

So that's kind of a low bar.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (Cssks)

258 I have my favorite cartoon framed in my office. It has a corporate dweeb pointing at the inflection point on a graph of corporate morale, in a "V" shape, and saying "This is where we had the execution".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (gtNWf)

259 There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make.

--

I remember reading a couple of decades ago that everyone commits three to seven felonies every single day. It's all just a matter of when they want to arrest you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (ySswD)

260 253 Avenge me, boys! AVENGE ME!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)

I, a Major, a physician with 27 years of military service, have to meet with command tomorrow for a 30 minute one-on-one to go through a 3 page 50 point risk reduction tool in order to identify "risks" to my personal safety or mental health because of several "safety incidents" which happened among the junior enlisted this summer.
Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)

And what does this ink blot remind you of?

Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (PyjNl)

261 Prince Valiant.

Mic drop

*Picks up mic

Drops again
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (3XqsM)

To be honest though, Prince Valiant wasn't "funny."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (HrMC1)

262 Mary Worth.

*mic drop*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM


+1.

Got your boots and Stetson ready, Insom?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (DMUuz)

263 >>Yup.

And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield



Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)

264 Doonsbury is about as much fun as a boil on the dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (o2MD2)

265

Brie Larson
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (3XqsM)


Assless chaps human.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

266 Mid September polls had Obama leading slightly between 2-5 points; with Gallup showing McCain up 2.

2012 LV screen had Obama up 3 to 7 points.

2016, only the LA Times poll (which they're not doing this year) had Trump winning, and by only 2

That last one is weird-- the only one to get it right and ... they throw in the towel?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (aO8Gd)

267
Calvin and Hobbes, by a nose. There's a sweetness and charm to it. The Far Side was great in its zaniness.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020


*
*

Calvin is daydreaming about winged dinosaurs, when his teacher asks him, "Calvin, what state do you live in?"

Calvin: "Denial."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)

268 Trump tweeting that, "We've got more money than we did at this point in 2016!" is unintentionally amusing, because...

at this time in 2016, he didn't have the proverbial pot to pee in, IIRC. HRC & DNC were outspending him about 4-1, again IIRC.

--------

*squinty eyes*

Watch it deplorable

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton . . . who will NEVER be President of the United States at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (8XRCm)

269 I always liked "The Phantom".

Running around in purple tights, punching bad guys and leaving a skull shaped scar from his rings, two .45's one on each hip and being worshiped and feared as a god by the ignorant savages.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Z+IKu)

270 264 Doonsbury is about as much fun as a boil on the dick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (o2MD2)

The original "clapter"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (/EuRN)

271 For Better or for Worse.

The whole damn lot of them always were insufferable other than poor, neglected April, then Lynn Johnson got all SJW, then the strip wrapped up with the worst finale in the history of things when Elizabeth the Golden Vagina home-wrecked Blandthony's marriage in order to marry him herself and everyone in the strip acted like this was The Best Thing Ever, while readers reacted in horror and disgust.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (jbF6h)

272 Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)
-----
It's a mystery.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Rk6Cp)

273 Fusco Brothers.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

274 260
And what does this ink blot remind you of?
Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (PyjNl)

==========

Woman with large breasts.

Woman with medium breasts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (UWqZJ)

275 Nice, reminds me of Alestorm-Sunset on the golden age.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (9Om/r)

276 Just for the official record, Calvin and Hobbes was the best humor based comic strip of all time.

Thought you all would like to know.

Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (7EjX1)

277 Calvin's view of school was identical to mine as a kid. Pure, unadulterated misery. A concentration camp for kids I felt.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (o2MD2)

278 And some insect or something as well? I remember seeing something named as [ genus ] larsoni.

You may be thinking of the buttless aphid, named after someone else entirely.
Posted by: Sciencetitian



Brie Larson
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (3XqsM)


I'm telling you all. You're looking at the wrong side.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (axyOa)

279 I don't know if Trump is trolling or not, but I just find it hard to believe that his campaign is low on cash.
It doesn't make sense.

The enthusiasm is real.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (HrMC1)

280 I work at a newspaper. Which at this time actually means one of the newspaper arms of a giant media company. But I digress.
Back in the day, long ago I started my career working in the circulation dept. One fine day the paper decided to pull the Peanuts strip from the paper. I was working the phones that Sunday. It was one of the single worst days of my working life. Subscribers (and non-subscribers) were OUTRAGED they would pull that strip. The phones were jammed my entire shift. We got thousands of cancellations and threats to cancel, and angry customers wanting to speak directly to the publisher. You would have thought we set of a dirty nuke in the city.
Needless to say, Peanuts was back in the paper the next week. And it's still there today. :-)

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (Dc5Qe)

281 I remember reading a couple of decades ago that everyone commits three to seven felonies every single day. It's all just a matter of when they want to arrest you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (ySswD)

An exaggeration, but probably true on tax day.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (hgx/q)

282 Doonesbury was never funny. Not even once. It is a comic beloved by homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual communists. In Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god, the emperor's divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning Doonesbury fans alive.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)

283 Boats look to be having a much smoother sail then yesterday.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (6Pqz7)

284 Prince Valiant rocks. Best artwork on the comics page.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (jbF6h)

285
Woman with large breasts.

Woman with medium breasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (UWqZJ)

Women with small breasts and LARGE areolas

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (HrMC1)

286 279 I don't know if Trump is trolling or not, but I just find it hard to believe that his campaign is low on cash.
It doesn't make sense.

The enthusiasm is real.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (HrMC1)

=========

I can believe that they put forward a bunch of cash early to develop a very robust ground game while sacrificing their ability to run television ads to a certain degree.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (UWqZJ)

287 Just for the official record, Calvin and Hobbes was the best humor based comic strip of all time.

Thought you all would like to know.
Posted by: JTB

*Raises hand*

Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)

288 I, a Major, a physician with 27 years of military service, have to meet with command tomorrow for a 30 minute one-on-one to go through a 3 page 50 point risk reduction tool in order to identify "risks" to my personal safety or mental health because of several "safety incidents" which happened among the junior enlisted this summer.
Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)

Ah. That much-vaunted military intelligence I hear so much about.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (wKVno)

289 2016, only the LA Times poll (which they're not doing this year) had Trump winning, and by only 2

That last one is weird-- the only one to get it right and ... they throw in the towel?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (aO8Gd)

Trump lost the popular vote. He didn't win by 2.

Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Q3ZwH)

290 You would have thought we set of a dirty nuke in the city.
Needless to say, Peanuts was back in the paper the next week. And it's still there today. :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (Dc5Qe)


I agree with their sentiment.

Don't fuck with Snoopy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

291 269 I always liked "The Phantom".

Running around in purple tights, punching bad guys and leaving a skull shaped scar from his rings, two .45's one on each hip and being worshiped and feared as a god by the ignorant savages.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Z+IKu)
======

And Diana was kinda hawt.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (dfRN6)

292 I have my favorite cartoon framed in my office. It has a corporate dweeb pointing at the inflection point on a graph of corporate morale, in a "V" shape, and saying "This is where we had the execution".
Posted by: Huck Follywood



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (3XqsM)

293 Woman with large breasts.

Woman with medium breasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (UWqZJ)

Women with small breasts and LARGE areolas
Posted by: JoeF.

WOMEN !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (arJlL)

294 Prince Valiant rocks. Best artwork on the comics page.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (jbF6h)

A throw back to the old days.

NC Wyeth could have drawn it

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (HrMC1)

295 The Far Side was great in its zaniness.

What dogs hear vs. what cats hear
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020


*
*

I have a coffee mug with that on it.

Though I disagree that cats don't hear their names. Mine have always known what I called them. They just don't always care.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (rpbg1)

296 289 2016, only the LA Times poll (which they're not doing this year) had Trump winning, and by only 2

That last one is weird-- the only one to get it right and ... they throw in the towel?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (aO8Gd)

Trump lost the popular vote. He didn't win by 2.
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Q3ZwH)

===========

"California's popular vote margin is going to make up for Biden's loses in the Midwest."
-Pollsters of 2020

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (UWqZJ)

297 A dear friend is moving to Lancaster PA this week for a new job with much potential. I am praying for him and for his family's safety.

I can't express my hatred for the anarchist, BLM, Democrat, socialist, and antifa scum appropriately here because I would get perma-banned.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (2C38g)

298 *Raises hand*

Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)


See you in the funny papers!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

299 Very pretty paining

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (gLRfa)

300 >>WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????


Cathy

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (3khas)

301 "Clams got LEGS!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (HaL55)

302 >>*Raises hand*

>Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?


Not Family Circus.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (3khas)

303 An exaggeration, but probably true on tax day.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (hgx/q)

-

Careful listening to that new Beyonce song on the youtubes, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (ySswD)

304 Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)

----

Dick Tracy

Steve Canyon


not funny

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (8XRCm)

305 And what does this ink blot remind you of?
Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (PyjNl)

"That one looks like two guys sitting near a desk, and one of them looks like he's reading some questions, and look! the other one has put a noose around his neck and is choking the life out of him!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)

306 If you liked Calvin and Hobbes you might like Wallace the Brave.

It's written by a local guy and is growing in national audience pretty rapidly.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

307 Got your boots and Stetson ready, Insom?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (DMUuz)

I own neither, but spiritually speaking, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (wKVno)

308 Bloom County was one of my favorites.

Then I had boys and Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (BSTC+)

309 Far Side: Next to the last of the Mohicans. On my office corkboard for a decade or so.

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (RuIsu)

310 Christy Canyon> Steve Canyon

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (HrMC1)

311 I think RAS also had it right in 2016.

The other national polls (averaged together) weren't THAT far off by election day-- they had HRC up just a little more than she actually was up.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (Cssks)

312 263 >>Yup.

And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield



Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)

The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)

313 WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????


Cathy
Posted by: garrett

You'll get no argument from me !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (arJlL)

314 Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)


Heh. Glad I'm retired.
I was always pissed when on a post of 20,000 troops, one gets in an accident while on leave a thousand miles away and the CG decided every vehicle must be safety inspected before any future leaves and every holiday. By the Company Commander no less.
Each inspection was about 10 minutes plus driving to and from.
Do the math. How many wasted hours? Gawd.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (axyOa)

315 I remember reading a couple of decades ago that everyone commits three to seven felonies every single day.

It's a book.

https://tinyurl.com/Three-Felonies-Book

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (qc+VF)

316 'I need help': Pennsylvania mayor makes desperate plea after fatal police shooting of Ricardo Munoz in Lancaster


"I need help. We need help,"Soracesaid, calling on leaders across
Pennsylvania to help forge a solution to shootings involving police
officers."I am clear beyond a doubt that we lack the tools, the
resources, the expertise andthe capacity to do this on our own here in
the City of Lancaster."




Sorace was blunt when a reporter asked if she expected more violent protests tonight.


"You're
asking that question that quite honestly makes me want to throw up. It
is my fervent hope that there will be no more violent protests tonight,"
shesaid.







How stupid do you have to be to vote for someone this fcking worthless?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (MDw4p)

317 Don't fuck with Snoopy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Trust me, I was on THEIR side. I stopped trying to do damage control after the third call. "Ma'am, I read the comics too and I'm right there with you!"

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (Dc5Qe)

318 *Raises hand*

>Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?


Not Family Circus.
Posted by: garrett


"Billy was whining so I popped his ass"
Facebook Family Circus is better.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (3XqsM)

319 Doonesbury was never funny. Not even once. It is a
comic beloved by homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual
communists. In Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god,
the emperor's divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning
Doonesbury fans alive.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)


soooo much THIS.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (9Om/r)

320 Almost Turneresque, but not quite.

Posted by: Sandy Claws at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (hku12)

321
The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)


I KNOW I have the book, but haven't looked for the record. I'm sure I have it around here somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

322
Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020


*
*

Most but not all. There was once a James Bond strip in one of the British newspapers prior to the first movie and extending for a few years after. The way they drew Bond was remarkably like Sean Connery even before he was cast. They were dramatic strips, adapting the Fleming novels to a visual format before the movies took up the property.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (rpbg1)

323 Don't fuck with Snoopy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Au Contraire.....

Posted by: Red Baron at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (o2MD2)

324 When I think of Lancaster, PA, I think of pretzels.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (HrMC1)

325 The Perry Bible Fellowship has some offbeat yet often funny comics.

It is not what one would think from the name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (jbF6h)

326 I'm telling you all. You're looking at the wrong side.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM


Doesn't matter. A certain physical charm can't make up for the lack of personality.

NSYDIC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (DMUuz)

327 When I think of Lancaster, PA, I think of pretzels.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (HrMC1)
*********
Amish

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (1Dmt5)

328 you're sick Jesse, sick...

still one of the best far side cartoons.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (8D42x)

329 Red Meat (early 1990s) was about the funniest Comic ever.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (3khas)

330 Calvin is daydreaming about winged dinosaurs, when his teacher asks him, "Calvin, what state do you live in?"
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)


I think Calvin lives just down my street!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (2C38g)

331 312 263 >>Yup.

And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield



Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)

The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)

ACKPTH!


*plays their record backwards*

Stay in school...go to church...tithe!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

332 *Raises hand*

>Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?


Not Family Circus.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (3khas)
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C'mon, those strips where we get to see all the places Jeffy goes are frickin' hilarious!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (Rk6Cp)

333 Mister we could use a man like Mike Nomad again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (jbF6h)

334 https://bit.ly/2RvtIOt
********
REPORT: Bernie Sanders Privately Expressing Concerns About Joe Biden's Campaign GP

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (1Dmt5)

335 It's a book.

https://tinyurl.com/Three-Felonies-Book
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (qc+VF)

-

Thanks!

The one I always remember is it that it's illegal to move prescription medication that you own and that never leaves your possession from it's original bottle to another bottle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (ySswD)

336 Ok, first let's get rid of the silly sock.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)

337 I like how everytime the family goes on vacation, they have to give Jeffy a little flag with the name of their vacation place, so he remembers where he is.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (jbF6h)

338 334 https://bit.ly/2RvtIOt
********
REPORT: Bernie Sanders Privately Expressing Concerns About Joe Biden's Campaign GP
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (1Dmt5)

==========

Why should he worry?

Biden has a huge lead in the CBS national poll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)

339 Though I disagree that cats don't hear their names. Mine have always known what I called them. They just don't always care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (rpbg1)

My wife keeps trying to get me to call her cat in from the back porch. So I open the door and give it the good old try. Then I can tell my wife one of my favorite Marlon Brando lines; "She looked at me like I was a Bug."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (Kpl3J)

340 Calvin is daydreaming about winged dinosaurs, when his teacher asks him, "Calvin, what state do you live in?"
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)

I think Calvin lives just down my street!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Calvin's snowmen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (3XqsM)

341 Beautiful painting, but it has a Halloweenie air to it.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (r4WcK)

342 I guess I should clarify--LA Times was the only one showing Trump could win; movement toward Trump

And, we forget, but Hillary made a huge push in the final weeks to run up the vote in blue states

That's why I discount all the doom about fraud this time.

The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)

343 Felony napping?

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (RuIsu)

344 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)


soooo much THIS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (9Om/r)


Oh my. What did Trudeau do now? Beside being a wanker?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)

345 I hope LT Karen ain't on the bridge. Or on her time of the month. Not with that moon like it is.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (XhWtx)

346 I'm your...love rhino.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)

347 The other strip they tried to cancel once was Mark Trail. And that set off a huge negative backlash as well. Not nearly as much as Peanuts, but enough that they kept that strip in too. I thought that strip was boring AF, and I couldn't get into it at all. But I guess alot of older folks had grown up with it, and it was well loved by that generation.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (Dc5Qe)

348 The funniest Family Circus strips were when Grandma died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

349 Red Meat (early 1990s) was about the funniest Comic ever.

-

(Glances at "what are you looking at?" t-shirt in drawer that hasn't been worn in twenty years but I can't get rid of)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)

350 342 I guess I should clarify--LA Times was the only one showing Trump could win; movement toward Trump

And, we forget, but Hillary made a huge push in the final weeks to run up the vote in blue states

That's why I discount all the doom about fraud this time.

The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)

=========

Jill Stein showed the world how on the Democratic cheating machine was in 2016, and surprisingly few people seem to remember that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)

351
"You're asking that question that quite honestly makes me want to throw up. It is my fervent hope that there will be no more violent protests tonight."

------

Hope??? You.... HOPE???


Listen up fuckwit. You were elected as the chief executive in your enclave.

Its YOUR FUCKING JOB to take actions that ensure there is "no more violent actions" in your jurisdiction.

If the thought of THAT.... make you want to "throw up".... get the fuck out of the way, resign. Time to let an adult actually LEAD for a change.

Hand wring fucking beta cucks. Jeebus.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (8XRCm)

352 Beautiful painting, but it has a Halloweenie air to it.
Posted by: Floridachick

Captain Needledick ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (arJlL)

353 A dear friend is moving to Lancaster PA this week
for a new job with much potential. I am praying for him and for his
family's safety.



I can't express my hatred for the anarchist, BLM, Democrat,
socialist, and antifa scum appropriately here because I would get
perma-banned.


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM

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We used to go to Lancaster PA every summer for Historicon. We would spend 3-4 days there and I never suspected there was that large of a black population in the City.

Nearly all of the workers at the hotels and touristy stuff were hispanic or white. Very rarely did I see black people working those jobs.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (JUOKG)

354 The colors on that painting remind me of the Fathom and Seawitch pins.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (CynfJ)

355 Felony napping?

-

I bet it's illegal at work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)

356 Marcus Larson?

Obviously no relation to Brie since he seems to have a bit of talent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (SIo1x)

357 >>(Glances at "what are you looking at?" t-shirt in drawer that hasn't been worn in twenty years but I can't get rid of)


Holy shit, mine died decades ago!

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (CynfJ)

358 NC has returned 45k ballots.

1,027 have been rejected.


700 are from Dems or 68.2%

129 GOP

Indy. 198


Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (Q3ZwH)

359 Doesn't matter. A certain physical charm can't make up for the lack of personality.

NSYDIC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (DMUuz)



Oh.
Well hell. I didn't realize you were gonna talk to her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (axyOa)

360 355 Felony napping?

-

I bet it's illegal at work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)

Certainly against policy, anyway, UNLESS you can show a related disability like narcolepsy, chronic fatigue syndrome, or fibromyalgia. Then they have to make reasonable accommodation to let you sleep on the job, as long as you can otherwise carry out its essential functions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)

361
Me likey! Would hang it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (pNxlR)

362 Jon Stewart is in my newsfeed for something to do with veterans.

Last time, he made a dramatic plea for something that was already in the works in congress. That smug sociopath hasn't been honest a day in his life.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (LxTcq)

363 Mark Trail's writer/artist just got fired for a tasteless joke on Twitter about AOC.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (jbF6h)

364 For a masterful combination of art and comics, see Sabo's latest- there's an article at PJ Media. It's a billboard with a picture of Joe Biden with a basketball hoop in front of him. The text reads "Make This Shot Or You Ain't Black". It's a few days old, so you may have already seen it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (qe5CM)

365 I'm your...love rhino.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
------
Snugglebunnies.

Sweaty snugglebunnies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (Rk6Cp)

366 331 312 263 >>Yup.

And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield



Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)

The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)

ACKPTH!


*plays their record backwards*

Stay in school...go to church...tithe!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

Steve Dallas as the band manager. LOL.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (OyyDO)

367 356 Marcus Larson?

Obviously no relation to Brie since he seems to have a bit of talent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (SIo1x)

No talent? Name an actress who does bitchy, talentless, and assless better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (o2MD2)

368 I guess I should clarify--LA Times was the only one showing Trump could win; movement toward Trump



And, we forget, but Hillary made a huge push in the final weeks to run up the vote in blue states



That's why I discount all the doom about fraud this time.



The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)



=========



Jill Stein showed the world how on the Democratic cheating machine
was in 2016, and surprisingly few people seem to remember that.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM


---

I expect Trump and his campaign team remember it. His campaign is 100% more staffed and organized than it was in 2016.

He only had one part time staff in Minnesota in 2016, he has an entire team in that State this time around.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

369 Looks cold.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (2BZBZ)

370 Biden has a huge lead in the CBS national poll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)

It's 2016 all over again. The dem candidate is up by 10 points everywhere. But in the real world on the ground Biden can't get 10 people to fill a school gym.Meanwhile 5000 people line up to hear Trump, with another 5000 in the overflow lots. During a "pandemic."Polls. Yup.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (Dc5Qe)

371 Prince Valiant and The Phantom had great artwork, especially Prince Valiant on Sundays. B.C. could be funny as hell.

Believe it or not, Doonesbury in the earliest days at college and just after was hilarious. I mean serious laugh out loud funny. In later years bits of that came through but less and less. I doubt it's been funny for decades at this point.

Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (7EjX1)

372 Why should he worry?



Biden has a huge lead in the CBS national poll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)


Bloomberg "News": Biden leads in 4 swing states!!! Trump pulling back advertising in a number of states!!!! It's going to be an early night for Trump!!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (MDw4p)

373 Off dementia patient sock.

Posted by: JAS at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (2BZBZ)

374 Marcus Larson?

Obviously no relation to Brie since he seems to have a bit of talent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (SIo1x)

No talent? Name an actress who does bitchy, talentless, and assless better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna


Kathie Griffin

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (3XqsM)

375 I'm sorry, but this is NOT leading the polls.....

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305567003097346051

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

376 The Billy and the Boingers songs were on YouTube last time I checked.

In the one vocal music class we had to take, we were allowed to bring in pop/favorite songs for the class to learn and sing. The song lyrics had to pass muster with the teacher, of course. Crusty old bat wouldn't let me present "I'm a Boinger".

Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (BpjJB)

377 282
Doonesbury was never funny. Not even once. It is a comic beloved by
homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual communists. In
Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god, the emperor's
divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning Doonesbury
fans alive.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)

The problem with lefty "entertainers/content makers" is they can't see anything funny about the people on their side. You could easily had some fun with Barky's vanity or lack of sportzball skills, or the whole umbrella thing or the 5lb half lunges.... but nope it's all "Yeah Barky ain't he the awesome at everything?"
And then the corollary of that is that their "humor" devolves into bashing strawmen of the people they disagree with. Not even funny just bashing them as stupid and mean and stupid. Looking at you Tom Hanks (and everyone) on SNL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (9NndL)

378 364- "billboard" should have been "backboard"

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (qe5CM)

379
Don't fuck with Snoopy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

Au Contraire.....
Posted by: Red Baron


Killed Snoopy with a pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (63Dwl)

380 Owebama / Biden is RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1305577782353760256

This is not leading the polls......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

381 368 I expect Trump and his campaign team remember it. His campaign is 100% more staffed and organized than it was in 2016.

He only had one part time staff in Minnesota in 2016, he has an entire team in that State this time around.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

=========

Yeah, I fully expect that as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (UWqZJ)

382 A person is not authorized to possess his or her own prescription drug unless the drug is “in the container in which it was delivered by the person selling or dispensing the drug.” 17-A M.R.S. section 1107-A (2), 22 M.R.S. section 2383-B (1). There is only one circumstance in which a person is authorized to possess his or her own prescription drug outside its original container, and that is “when [the drug is] in use.”

https://tinyurl.com/y6ou73fj

"In use" = removed from original bottle to ingest

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (ySswD)

383 Aren't the Amish big in Lancaster, PA?

Posted by: JAS at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (2BZBZ)

384 375
I'm sorry, but this is NOT leading the polls.....



https://twitter.com/i/status/1305567003097346051

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

Is that for real?
OMG he's litlery doddering.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (9NndL)

385 On today's art thread I've learned that Guy Smiley reads every single comic strip and apparently has for years. No wonder he's smiley.

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (/669Q)

386 For those interested....

@CalebJHull

Everyone stop what you're doing and please take two seconds to go follow @RyanCleckner!

He hooked me up with Sig mags when everyone's been sold out and he runs an awesome site:

http://GunUniversity.com


Annnnd he must lurk here:

@CalebJHull 16m

Just a bummer that they all already got yeeted to the bottom of the Potomac River in a boating accident.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (cF8AT)

387 What's that?

President Trump needs more donations?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (ySswD)

388 The FEC should be given an EO stating that all mail in votes must be postmarked at least five days before Election Day, and that none received after will count.

The entire push for mail-in voting is an excuse to keep counting indefinitely, so that bags of ballots with no chain of custody will magically keep turning up until they win. They're been doing this in Phoenix, Atlanta, and South FL (Broward) for years. DeSantis only managed his narrow victory by sending in poll watchers to shut down the shenanigans.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (hgx/q)

389 359 Doesn't matter. A certain physical charm can't make up for the lack of personality.

NSYDIC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (DMUuz)
Oh.
Well hell. I didn't realize you were gonna talk to her."

That one little hangup has been the death of many a promising relationship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)

390 "We were having a perfectly nice evening with the Johnson's then you had to go and do that on the rug."

Posted by: CapeFear at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (4PDMt)

391 335 It's a book.

https://tinyurl.com/Three-Felonies-Book
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (qc+VF)

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Thanks!

The one I always remember is it that it's illegal to move prescription medication that you own and that never leaves your possession from it's original bottle to another bottle.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (ySswD)



So all those pill caddies that are broken down by day are illegal.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (2fGCR)

392 IMHO Best graphic novel out there is still Elfquest. Best artwork and top notch story telling.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (Dc5Qe)

393 The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)

They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (HrMC1)

394
Kathie Griffin
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (3XqsM)


I'd rather have Lois Griffin.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

395 Is Jim Cantore at Gulf Shores Alabama having orgasms in the sand before Sally comes ashore?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (SIo1x)

396 Prince Valiant and The Phantom had great artwork, especially Prince Valiant on Sundays. B.C. could be funny as hell.

Prince Valiant does have great artwork but the wall of text defeats me.
Judge Parker used to be interesting for t&A reasons.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)

397 340 Calvin is daydreaming about winged dinosaurs, when his teacher asks him, "Calvin, what state do you live in?"
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)

I think Calvin lives just down my street!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Calvin's snowmen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (3XqsM)

Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

https://tinyurl.com/y3azwpvh

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (OyyDO)

398 So all those pill caddies that are broken down by day are illegal.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (2fGCR)

-

Imagine the rampant crime in nursing homes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (ySswD)

399 The problem with lefty "entertainers/content makers" is they can't see anything funny about the people on their side. You could easily had some fun with Barky's vanity or lack of sportzball skills, or the whole umbrella thing or the 5lb half lunges.... but nope it's all "Yeah Barky ain't he the awesome at everything?"
And then the corollary of that is that their "humor" devolves into bashing strawmen of the people they disagree with. Not even funny just bashing them as stupid and mean and stupid. Looking at you Tom Hanks (and everyone) on SNL.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (9NndL)

Humor is inherently subversive.

You can't subvert when you're the cultural hegemon.

The Left can't meme, and it's become utterly incapable of humor.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (hgx/q)

400 Elfquest?

What did the Wolf Riders say when they saw Spock?

"Dad?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (SIo1x)

401 Snoopy vs The Red Baron


https://bit.ly/3koweT1



Had the vinyl. Wore a groove in that record growing up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (3XqsM)

402 According to an early review for the book, titled Troubled Blood, the storyline centers around a cisgender male serial killer who dresses up like a woman to murder his female victims. Activists, reviewers and people in the transgender community are pointing out that the book has an anti-trans plotline that could be harmful to the community.

That's fantastic. Also, aren't these activists effectively claiming that all trannies are serial killers then?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)

403 A person is not authorized to possess his or her own prescription drug unless the drug is "in the container in which it was delivered by the person selling or dispensing the drug." 17-A M.R.S. section 1107-A (2), 22 M.R.S. section 2383-B (1). There is only one circumstance in which a person is authorized to possess his or her own prescription drug outside its original container, and that is "when [the drug is] in use."

https://tinyurl.com/y6ou73fj

"In use" = removed from original bottle to ingest
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020


*
*

So if you remove a pill from its original bottle and put it into one of those daily dispensers with a compartment for each day of the week -- you're risking a trip to The Big House?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (rpbg1)

404 393 The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)

They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (HrMC1)

==========

One big source of optimism is that Democrats thought they had PA in the bag in 2016 because of what they had arranged in Philly. But the rest of the state had figured out the game and refused to report until after Philly.

I think the red swaths of these purple/blue states are learning how to fight back, another source of concern for Democrats and why they pushed for mail in voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (UWqZJ)

405 The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.



Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)



They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.

They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.


Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM

---

They are going to have to really crank it up in Florida this year because their fraud machine boss got fired in Miami-Dade County and they now have a republican SOS.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (JUOKG)

406 Newspaper comics: I used to really enjoy the Born Loser.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (ySswD)

407 143 If you get the chance to read or buy the complete Far Side collection, it's fantastic.

I have it - they had it at a very reasonable price at Costco a few years ago, so I bought it for Christmas. One collection worth getting is 'History of the Far Side', because it shows some of his cartoons in their developmental stage. There are also some flubs, where a cartoon was printed with the wrong caption. And sometimes Larson himself just has reflections on his cartoons, years after he drew them. One I like is a group of surgeons, seen from the back. I think the caption is something like "Make a wish!" but I like Larson's comment on it today: "These are some of the fattest doctors I've ever drawn."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (dEU4B)

408 he Left can't meme, and it's become utterly incapable of humor.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (hgx/q)
Because they can't afford to offend anybody. Ever. And everybody on the left is ALWAYS offended. And always looking for something to be offended about. This completely short circuits any attempt at humor, creativity or humanity.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc5Qe)

409 They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.


Remember, it wasn't even a slight miscalculation. A bunch of newspapers did their own recount after SCOTUS ruled and quietly dropped it when their own recounts showed Bush winning by a wider margin.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (ZGrMX)

410
I guess I should clarify--LA Times was the only one showing Trump could win; movement toward Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil

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Dornsife poll.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (G51Gf)

411 To see how nuts chemjeff is now, ctrl-f search 'chemjeff' in these two Reason comments sections and then scroll around a bit to see replies to his sophistry etc. especially the rioters are imaginary and Andy Ngo is a faker working with the evil right-wingers!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yym8okq3

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o2fl4x

His stint here around the binary-choice 2016 election and Trump win aftermath makes him look sane in comparison.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (an7Mv)

412 So JK Rowling sis saying she wrote a story in which Bradley Manning is a serial killer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (SIo1x)

413 So if you remove a pill from its original bottle and put it into one of those daily dispensers with a compartment for each day of the week -- you're risking a trip to The Big House?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Where they will do it for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (3XqsM)

414 Don't fuck with Snoopy.



Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Trust
me, I was on THEIR side. I stopped trying to do damage control after
the third call. "Ma'am, I read the comics too and I'm right there with
you!"


Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (Dc5Qe)


The wife never gave a shit about comics, but snoopy, you don't screw with snoopy in the wife's presence. She has a few snoopy christmas tree ornaments that I have to handle like they were the frigging shroud of Turin. It don't stop there, noooo, she has a frigging lenox christmas snoopy for one of the tables. It's nice, but I don't go near it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (9Om/r)

415 A person is not authorized to possess his or her
own prescription drug unless the drug is "in the container in which it
was delivered by the person selling or dispensing the drug." 17-A
M.R.S. section 1107-A (2), 22 M.R.S. section 2383-B (1). There is only
one circumstance in which a person is authorized to possess his or her
own prescription drug outside its original container, and that is "when
[the drug is] in use."



https://tinyurl.com/y6ou73fj



"In use" = removed from original bottle to ingest

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020



*

*



So if you remove a pill from its original bottle and put it into one
of those daily dispensers with a compartment for each day of the week
-- you're risking a trip to The Big House?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM

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I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)

416 -
--
So all those pill caddies that are broken down by day are illegal.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM

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And when you are arrested it will be for "drug charges".

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (pMGkg)

417 400
Elfquest?

What did the Wolf Riders say when they saw Spock?

"Dad?"


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (SIo1x)

Heh. ISWYDT. :-)

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (Dc5Qe)

418 So JK Rowling sis saying she wrote a story in which Bradley Manning is a serial killer?

More likely it's the "It's MAAM" person from the meme.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (ZGrMX)

419 According to an early review for the book, titled Troubled Blood, the storyline centers around a cisgender male serial killer who dresses up like a woman to murder his female victims.

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Oh, real original.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Bloch at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (Izzlo)

420
I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)

-

Show me the man and I'll show you the crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (ySswD)

421 Anyone else old enough to refer to all the cartoon pages as comics or 'the funnies'? That even applied to things like Mary Worth and a few others that were just illustrated soap operas.

Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (7EjX1)

422 385 On today's art thread I've learned that Guy Smiley reads every single comic strip and apparently has for years. No wonder he's smiley.

LOL, actually I read The Comics Curmudgeon, which mocks the comics!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (jbF6h)

423 @thelancpatriot

Will have a write up later today of how
@LancasterPolice and other LEOs, along with the DA, appear to have broken the back of antifa/BLM in Lancaster PA.

It was a humiliating night for the Marxists agitators.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

424 358 NC has returned 45k ballots.
1,027 have been rejected.
700 are from Dems or 68.2%
129 GOP
Indy. 198
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM

I got a text message from VoteAmerica the other day asking to assist me in requesting a mail-in ballot (I'm also in NC). I just texted back "Not voting by mail".

I'm a slow learner, so it took a while for it to dawn on me that, not only are they pushing mail-in voting so they can cheat, but they also want a massive number of mail-in ballots so that they can drag out the counting longer after November 3. The more ballots, the longer they can claim it is taking to count and announce a winner.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (qe5CM)

425 *plugs tuba in to Marshall stack*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

426 Still have the Snoopy vs. Red Baron LP around here somewhere. The Royal Guardsmen. Where are they now?

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (RuIsu)

427 Dolly on Family Circus was hot as f***

Posted by: Netflix Executive at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (2M/TV)

428 421 Anyone else old enough to refer to all the cartoon pages as comics or 'the funnies'? That even applied to things like Mary Worth and a few others that were just illustrated soap operas.
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (7EjX1)


Yeah. I always read Alley Oop and BC.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (o2MD2)

429 It was a humiliating night for the Marxists agitators.

Ooh, I hope there's video of this humiliation.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)

430 The more fascinating question is why would anyone read another book by Rowling?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (axyOa)

431 Humor is strange, I am sitting here laughing at just the thought of those Calvin and Hobbes strips, without actually having any of them up on the monitor or having seen one for years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (2C38g)

432 407 143 If you get the chance to read or buy the complete Far Side collection, it's fantastic.

I have it - they had it at a very reasonable price at Costco a few years ago, so I bought it for Christmas. One collection worth getting is 'History of the Far Side', because it shows some of his cartoons in their developmental stage. There are also some flubs, where a cartoon was printed with the wrong caption. And sometimes Larson himself just has reflections on his cartoons, years after he drew them. One I like is a group of surgeons, seen from the back. I think the caption is something like "Make a wish!" but I like Larson's comment on it today: "These are some of the fattest doctors I've ever drawn."
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (dEU4B)

I wonder if he is ever amazed at how weird some of them got.

Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (OyyDO)

433 So JK Rowling sis saying she wrote a story in which Bradley Manning is a serial killer?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (SIo1x)

NO way. He was a decent quarterback and a nice guy. Giants could have used him last night.

Now Payton I could see. There was always something off about him.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (HrMC1)

434 According to an early review for the book, titled Troubled Blood, the storyline centers around a cisgender male serial killer who dresses up like a woman to murder his female victims. Activists, reviewers and people in the transgender community are pointing out that the book has an anti-trans plotline that could be harmful to the community.

That's fantastic. Also, aren't these activists effectively claiming that all trannies are serial killers then?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)

Also, The Silence of the Lambs did this three decades ago.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (BAsqb)

435 I think Obama broke comedy because not a single comedian would touch him.
Bush the younger was part of that too because he got comedians focussing on claplines rather than saying something funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (lgiXo)

436 407 143 If you get the chance to read or buy the complete Far Side collection, it's fantastic.

I have it - they had it at a very reasonable price at Costco a few years ago, so I bought it for Christmas. One collection worth getting is 'History of the Far Side', because it shows some of his cartoons in their developmental stage. There are also some flubs, where a cartoon was printed with the wrong caption. And sometimes Larson himself just has reflections on his cartoons, years after he drew them. One I like is a group of surgeons, seen from the back. I think the caption is something like "Make a wish!" but I like Larson's comment on it today: "These are some of the fattest doctors I've ever drawn."
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (dEU4B)

The mis-captioned ones were hilarious. They got switched with "Dennis the Menace" & somehow made both funnier.

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (Izzlo)

437 421 Anyone else old enough to refer to all the cartoon pages as comics or 'the funnies'? That even applied to things like Mary Worth and a few others that were just illustrated soap operas.
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM

Yep- I mentioned that in an earlier comment. We called them the "funnies" when I was younger.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (qe5CM)

438 Because they can't afford to offend anybody. Ever. And everybody on the left is ALWAYS offended. And always looking for something to be offended about. This completely short circuits any attempt at humor, creativity or humanity.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc5Qe)

Maybe we should metagame outrage.

"I'm offended that anyone could be offended by anything that innocuous!"

"I'm offended that you're shouting over trivial bullshit!"

Etc.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (hgx/q)

439 438 Because they can't afford to offend anybody. Ever. And everybody on the left is ALWAYS offended. And always looking for something to be offended about. This completely short circuits any attempt at humor, creativity or humanity.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc5Qe)

Maybe we should metagame outrage.

"I'm offended that anyone could be offended by anything that innocuous!"

"I'm offended that you're shouting over trivial bullshit!"

Etc.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (hgx/q)

I'm offended that you're a thin-skinned, whiny soy-based fag!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

440 Hope??? You.... HOPE???


Listen up fuckwit. You were elected as the chief executive in your enclave.

Its YOUR FUCKING JOB to take actions that ensure there is "no more violent actions" in your jurisdiction.

If the thought of THAT.... make you want to "throw up".... get the fuck out of the way, resign. Time to let an adult actually LEAD for a change.

Hand wring fucking beta cucks. Jeebus.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (8XRCm)


See, this is why I think this country DOES need a revolution. We have way too many politicians who are way too comfortable in their seats-for-life, or in their leapfrogging from one office to another, like it's a career.

They should all be living in fear that we'll either figuratively or literally string them up if they don't do their damn jobs. But none of them ever fear the voter. They know the system is rigged, and not enough people are paying attention, or they don't care if these people do even the BASIC requirements of their jobs.

Too bad we have these larping commie-fascists in the streets right now, because all they are is a distraction from the real revolution that is so overdue.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (hku12)

441 282 Doonesbury was never funny. Not even once. It is a comic beloved by homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual communists. In Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god, the emperor's divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning Doonesbury fans alive.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)

That comic was insufferable, pretentious crap.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (SSJSf)

442 310 Christy Canyon> Steve Canyon

Bryce Canyon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (O+AcM)

443 lenox christmas snoopy


I had no idea Lenox made snoopy stuff. The things you learn.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (ySQBZ)

444 I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)


Step out of the car slowly, comrade citizen!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (2C38g)

445 Maybe we should metagame outrage.

"I'm offended that anyone could be offended by anything that innocuous!"

"I'm offended that you're shouting over trivial bullshit!"

Etc.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (hgx/q)
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Bloom County did that back in the 80s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (Rk6Cp)

446 Off to seize the day.....have a Great One, Horde !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (arJlL)

447 Humor is inherently subversive.

You can't subvert when you're the cultural hegemon.

The Left can't meme, and it's become utterly incapable of humor.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (hgx/q)

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This.

And you know when the left gets mocked they try to flip it back.

Ever notice how hard they try to paint conservatives as "snowflakes" or "Karens".

It because those memes leave a mark. And they cannot stand being mocked and ridiculed.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (8XRCm)

448 Bloom County did that back in the 80s.

I still have my stuffed Bill The Cat. Bloom County was lefty, but it was *honest* lefty. And hilarious, unlike Doonesbury.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)

449 Tubal....Sorry wasn't ignoring you. Had to go shower and all that stuff. Everyone doing okay here. Just another mask wearing day. Heading over to Frontier Justice to see if they have an ammo in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (dUJdY)

450 We called them the "funnies" when I was younger.

"Are you done with the funnies?" Still would call them that, if they existed.

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (WLHrn)

451 444 I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)

Step out of the car slowly, comrade citizen!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (2C38g)

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

He made a furtive glance in my direction. I was afraid for my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

452 I think Obama broke comedy because not a single comedian would touch him.
Bush the younger was part of that too because he got comedians focussing on claplines rather than saying something funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (lgiXo)

This is an astute observation. Both are true.

There wouldn't be a John Stewart or Colbert or any of the others if not for GW Bush being an easy target for "laughs."
Then because they were afraid to joke about Obama, they forgot how to be funny.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (HrMC1)

453 Twitter Flags C-SPAN Video Compilation of Joe Biden Interacting with
Young Girls as 'Child Sexual Exploitation,' Says Twitter Poster

Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (3aI0K)

454 I'm offended by offense.

Except when the Eagles lose to a team without even a f-ing NAME.

That offense didn't offend me. It was funny.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (ySQBZ)

455 While it sucks that Mark Trail's James Allen was fired, they are re-running Jack Elrod classics while searching for a new writer/artist.

Bet they airbrush out his pipe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (jbF6h)

456 @thelancpatriot



Will have a write up later today of how

@LancasterPolice and other LEOs, along with the DA, appear to have broken the back of antifa/BLM in Lancaster PA.



It was a humiliating night for the Marxists agitators.

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (cF8AT)


Please tell me there is video.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (MDw4p)

457 I still have my stuffed Bill The Cat. Bloom County was lefty, but it was *honest* lefty. And hilarious, unlike Doonesbury.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)
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"Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (Rk6Cp)

458 452 This is an astute observation. Both are true.

There wouldn't be a John Stewart or Colbert or any of the others if not for GW Bush being an easy target for "laughs."
Then because they were afraid to joke about Obama, they forgot how to be funny.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (HrMC1)

===========

I remember an early Obama era SNL sketch where the joke was that Obama didn't get angry.

He sat there placid as things happened around him, and that was supposed to be the joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (UWqZJ)

459 Off to seize the day.....have a Great One, Horde !
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (arJlL)

How about pounce?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (HrMC1)

460
Is that for real?
OMG he's litlery doddering.




Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make a full recovery in time to LEAD THE FREE WORLD.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (oVJmc)

461 271 For Better or for Worse.

The whole damn lot of them always were insufferable other than poor, neglected April, then Lynn Johnson got all SJW, then the strip wrapped up with the worst finale in the history of things when Elizabeth the Golden Vagina home-wrecked Blandthony's marriage in order to marry him herself and everyone in the strip acted like this was The Best Thing Ever, while readers reacted in horror and disgust.


Ugh, that strip got bad toward the end! It also coincided with Johnson's husband leaving her to run off with his longtime secretary. I think he just couldn't face the prospect of life with her once she retired and was home full time. There was just one bright spot in that final year: Grandpa was sinking into dementia and eventually died, but for a few days he was reliving his WWII experiences, and the strips were pretty well-done scenes of combat, all in a sepia tone. That was nice. We got to see him as a vital young man doing heroic things, not just an elderly husk lying in bed.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (dEU4B)

462 The Captain and the Kids
Pogo

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (gmo/4)

463 The more ballots, the longer they can claim it is taking to count and announce a winner.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (qe5CM)


I am constantly amazed how clever these evil mfer's are, as they always have multiple despicable plans for the future.

Totes unlike the GOP Establishment that just wants to make sure the graft and CoC checks clear on time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (2C38g)

464 The Office of the Inspector General that independently oversees the Justice Department is examining the sentencing recommendation for GOP operative Roger Stone, a DOJ source confirmed to Fox News. The inspector general's investigation, which was first reported by NBC News, comes after Assistant U.S. Attorney Aaron Zelinsky testified before Congress in June that a DOJ decision to recommend a lighter sentence than originally suggested was politically motivated. Zelinsky, a member of Special Counsel Robert Mueller's team, resigned from the Stone case after being overruled by DOJ superiors.

Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (3aI0K)

465 282 Doonesbury was never funny. Not even once. It is a comic beloved by homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual communists. In Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god, the emperor's divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning Doonesbury fans alive.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)

My parents had a Doonesbury collection of the first year or so, literally the first strip and going from there, and I always thought there was clever stuff in there. Phred the VC terrorist, Zonker smoking weed in the football huddle, Uncle Duke as an obvious Hunter Thompson parody, BD's balloonheaded cheerleader girlfriend Boopsie, and, oh yeah-- Clyde, a character who would get you lynched today. Of course-- that was what, fifty years ago?

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (BAsqb)

466 Andy Capp

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (gmo/4)

467 460
Is that for real?
OMG he's litlery doddering.



Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make a full recovery in time to LEAD THE FREE WORLD.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (oVJmc)

==========

It's like a low key months long version of Hillary collapsing on 9/11/16.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (UWqZJ)

468 My brother gave me a shirt I still wear. Shoe. Perfesser sitting at bar, " I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having."

Posted by: CapeFear at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (4PDMt)

469 The far side was great. I used to have one of those little desk calendar things where you tear a page off every day, and it was a far side one. Every day was a new far side.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (9Om/r)

470 Oh dear. My company is holding an event this week about the intersection of anti-black racism and transphobia. It's a "conversation" about "Black Trans Lives Matter."

That's a big 10-NOPE from me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)

471 Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

472 I remember the way Donald Trump was the worst-person-in-the-world in Doonesbury. Even as a kid I was never sold on the idea he was a bad person, just a garish person whom the author obsessed over.

He must wonder if the universe hates him. I laugh at him for being the 30-years-early patient zero for TDS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (LxTcq)

473 NC has returned 45k ballots.
1,027 have been rejected.
700 are from Dems or 68.2%
129 GOP
Indy. 198
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM


Can they be republican marked but containing dem vote? In other words,can the dems camouflage their fraud behind republican marked ballots?

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (V9ATq)

474 I'm a sucker for paintings with the ocean. Love this one too. Good work.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (67sg6)

475

Terminal Lance is frequently snigger worthy.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (d6DSt)

476 They should all be living in fear that we'll either figuratively or literally string them up if they don't do their damn jobs. But none of them ever fear the voter. They know the system is rigged, and not enough people are paying attention, or they don't care if these people do even the BASIC requirements of their jobs.

Too bad we have these larping commie-fascists in the streets right now, because all they are is a distraction from the real revolution that is so overdue.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (hku12)

Idea for the next great Republic. Decimation of the Legislature by petition-initiated referendum.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (hgx/q)

477 My own recollection of Jill Stein's partial recount in MI in 2016 differs from the conventional wisdom here, i.e., that Stein's partial recount uncovered massive fraud/discrepancies.

I checked my recollection online briefly, just now. Stein turned up a net new +135 votes for HRC in MI. Trump's campaign successfully sued to shut Stein's MI recount down.

Stein's recount did show that some Detroit precincts hadn't maintained their paper ballots properly, so no recount was possible in those precincts, but that seems to me like garden variety inner city incompetence.

Recounts in other states in 2016, such as NV, turned up absolutely nothing of significance. About 9 extra votes for HRC & 6 more for Trump.

If I'm wrong about what Stein's recount uncovered, please correct me.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (Cssks)

478 Dorymen in the picture, preparing to row out for another shipment of Hunter Biden's blow (third this week).

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (C1Lsn)

479 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

One round left, so you obviously didn't panic in a bad situation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (2C38g)

480 His stint here around the binary-choice 2016 election and Trump win aftermath makes him look sane in comparison.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM


I couldn't take chemjeff seriously after his ignorance of the Malliard Reaction during the attempted steak grilling tutorials.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (DMUuz)

481 I expect Trump and his campaign team remember it. His campaign is 100% more staffed and organized than it was in 2016.

He only had one part time staff in Minnesota in 2016, he has an entire team in that State this time around.


Had a pair of PDT campaign workers knock on the door of stately Casa Backwardio last week. Had a nice conversation with the two ladies whom I figured were Mom and Granddaughter.

That didn't happen back in '016. I'm cautiously optimistic that this will be a greater win for the Golden Scalp Weasel (said with love, sir, just in case you're lurking here) this time. We really need to send an unmistakable message to the progs that their bullshit won't be tolerated any longer.

#PurgeProgressivism

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (HaL55)

482 My company is holding an event this week about the intersection of anti-black racism and transphobia. It's a "conversation" about "Black Trans Lives Matter."

LOL. Because blacks are known as big supporters of sexual freakery.

It's like the officials in LA trying desperately to cover up the black vs. Hispanic overtones of that deputy shooting.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (ZGrMX)

483 It's a "conversation" about "Black Trans Lives Matter."

--

The only black Trans life that mattered was Kit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (kA3Cp)

484 Horde,
Just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for the prayers and good thoughts over this last week of the fires. We actually had rain last night! Not a lot but enough to really help. The fire nearest the house is now about 80% contained. and we've been three days without arson. Things are definitely looking up!
You guys are the best!

Now back to you regularly scheduled snark, sarcasm, puns and optional pants.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (axyOa)

485 Someone linked this great interview of Mike Huckabee with John Cavaziel (sp?) of "The Passion" about his new film "Infidel" about the importance of standing up for Christ: It's about a 7 minute interview:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y6ytp8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (WkPC9)

486 480 His stint here around the binary-choice 2016 election and Trump win aftermath makes him look sane in comparison.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM

I couldn't take chemjeff seriously after his ignorance of the Malliard Reaction during the attempted steak grilling tutorials.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (DMUuz)

The cheese slid entirely off his cracker.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

487 @ElijahSchaffer 10 hours ago

BREAKING: All unrest in Lancaster has been put to rest in less than 24 hours due to proactive policing

Bail set extremely high for rioters, anyone who broke the law was arrested as well

No catch & release like Portland

Problem solved. We fixed America

@tedwheeler take note

Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (cF8AT)

488 Bryce Canyon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (O+AcM)


Canyonlands >>>>> Bryce Canyon


Canyonlands is what Candyland would be, if candy was made out of canyons.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (hku12)

489 lenox christmas snoopy





I had no idea Lenox made snoopy stuff. The things you learn.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (ySQBZ)

Yeah they do. There is a lenox outlet not far from here. We took a stroll through it one day, and I was shocked at the stuff they make. I thought they just made vases. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (9Om/r)

490 If I'm wrong about what Stein's recount uncovered, please correct me.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (Cssks)

IIRC there were huge discrepancies in Detroit with ballot boxes being tagged as containing more votes than they did. Biggest example I recall hearing about was a box labeled 300 ballots that actually had 50. That isn't incompetence. That's you counted each of those ballots six times and then sealed the box.

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (BAsqb)

491 "Black Trans Lives Matter."

Michael, I am very interested in this subject matter.

Posted by: KITT at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

492 >>That didn't happen back in '016. I'm cautiously optimistic that this will be a greater win for the Golden Scalp Weasel (said with love, sir, just in case you're lurking here) this time. We really need to send an unmistakable message to the progs that their bullshit won't be tolerated any longer.

He's not here today. He's busy greeting Middle East leaders and getting ready to sign a historic peace agreement that the media is doing their best to ignore.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)

493 I think Obama broke comedy because not a single comedian would touch him.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (lgiXo)
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There was a skit on SNL of him being all distracted that aired after the first Romney debate. That's the only time I remember after 8 years of potential/material.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (qpdaD)

494 Terminal Lance is frequently snigger worthy.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (d6DSt)

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snigger ?

*Spock eybrow*

Close, cracker. REAL close.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (8XRCm)

495 Actually, just do a search for lenox snoopy. They make dozens of them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (9Om/r)

496 It's a "conversation" about "Black Trans Lives Matter."

I'm rather dubious about leftist structures-businesses, government, the church, when the use the word "conversation" with a group of people; It's never a conversation. You have to sit there are be lectured to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (WkPC9)

497 I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.


Still working on the best come-back.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)

498 On Sunday's Meet The Press, moderator Chuck Todd said that Trump doesn't "have shame" when the press call out his misstatements.

On the show, guest Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of the Atlantic, rued how the media have not figured out how to counter Trump's supposed deliberate policy of misstatements.

Todd then said: "The only way to understand this is to realize he doesn't have shame about it. And when we lose our ability to shame a politician, we lose a lot of our power. That's for sure."

Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (3aI0K)

499 Andy Capp
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (gmo/4)

Yup....loved Andy Capp.

His fries were good too.

His old lady was the ultimate Battleaxe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (Z+IKu)

500 487 Even if they just get county time, in PA that can nearly be a two year stretch. PA doesn't call the county jail the county prison for nuttin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (C1Lsn)

501 185 Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

Comrade, to be fair, they were mostly peaceful murderous thieves, but fully intended to turn their lives around as soon as they were accepted into the Merchant Marine Academy!

Posted by: CNN Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2C38g)


If Obama had had the opportunity, I am sure he'd have said we were on the wrong side of history when we warred on the Barbary Pirates. Because they were People of Color, and devout believers of the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (AMIL/)

502 473 ...Can they be republican marked but containing dem vote? In other words,can the dems camouflage their fraud behind republican marked ballots?

Speaking of that, why is the Party printed on the outer envelope. I bitched about this in 2016 and never got an answer from NC elections.

Posted by: dingbat at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (0KPVR)

503 I'm rather dubious about leftist structures-businesses, government, the church, when the use the word "conversation" with a group of people; It's never a conversation. You have to sit there are be lectured to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (WkPC9)
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Yes, of course. I am sure it will be a panel of morons (not the good kind) and assholes who talk to each other for my "benefit."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (hYcqw)

504 Actually, just do a search for lenox snoopy. They make dozens of them.

I believe you, I'm just kinda surprised.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (ySQBZ)

505 >>> The courts have long held that public schools are government.

Government cannot tell its captive students what they can and cannot say, except under certain extreme circumstances.

This public school is gonna get sued into fucking oblivion.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (8XRCm)

Different state, but I was told by my administration that if one of my HS players wants to kneel during the national anthem I must allow it. Don't see how that would be any different than what the football players did.

Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (69XrE)

506 It's a "conversation" about "Black Trans Lives Matter."

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Id sign up just to drone on and on and on about Smokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (8XRCm)

507 497 I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.


Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)

===========

"As a lifelong Republican, I'm worried that Biden isn't concerned enough about the daily dangers of trans black women. Could you please walk me through his platform on this matter for the next hour?"

*place phone down and just say "uh-huh" ever 20-25 second*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

508 Michael, "KITT what are you looking at?"

KITT, "Educational materials on Human sexuality since I have noticed your reactions to people."

"But Baywatch?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (SIo1x)

509 Still have the Snoopy vs. Red Baron LP around here somewhere. The Royal Guardsmen. Where are they now?
Posted by: klaftern


More than you ever wanted to know.

https://bit.ly/3iBH9IA

Originally known as the Posmen, the Ocala, Florida-based sextet adopted their anglophile moniker during the British Invasion, led by The Beatles and other British artists.

The Royal Guardsmen made a comeback in December 2006, when they released a new Snoopy song, "Snoopy vs. Osama", which became a hit on The Dr. Demento Show.

Rick Cosner has been the alternate drummer since 2006, substituting for John Burdett as needed.

The current band performs regularly around the United States.

For what it's worth, and I'm sure people have wondered...
The German words at the beginning are:
Achtung! Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte
Uber den schwartzkopfigin
Hund Und den lieben Red Baron

The direct translation is:

Attention Now we sing together the history
About the black-headed dog
And our dear Red baron

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (3XqsM)

510 Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)

"I will show Joe Biden the same support he has shown his newest grandson."

*I don't remember if the stripper spawned a boy or girl, so feel free to correct

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (BAsqb)

511 I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.


Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)

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"Sooooooo . . . . You guys are collecting for the Senility Foundation.... right??"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (8XRCm)

512 Yup....loved Andy Capp.



His fries were good too.



His old lady was the ultimate Battleaxe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (Z+IKu)

She was Hillary like.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (9Om/r)

513 Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (hku12)

Idea for the next great Republic. Decimation of the Legislature by petition-initiated referendum.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (hgx/q)


And that's another thing, I'm just a caveman, your laws are strange and scary to me, but how is it Little Mike Doomberg can pledge $100 million to try to get Biden to win Florida?

How is that legal?

How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

514 So Todd and Goldberg think their SPIN is reality and Trump's statements when they don't follow spin are inaccurate?

Sure, assholes.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (ySQBZ)

515 I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.

Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
+++++++++++
I will support Biden with the same passion with which he represented American interests in Ukraine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (hYcqw)

516 Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (BAsqb)

Shrodinger's Ballot Box.

If you hadn't opened it, it would have had 300 ballots inside!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (2C38g)

517 513
And that's another thing, I'm just a caveman, your laws are strange and scary to me, but how is it Little Mike Doomberg can pledge $100 million to try to get Biden to win Florida?

How is that legal?

How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

==========

Probably through a Super PAC instead of directly to the candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (UWqZJ)

518 "Black Trans Lives Matter."

Michael, I am very interested in this subject matter.


Did someone say my name?

Posted by: Michael "Big Mike" Obama at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)

519 Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


One of the best.
My other favorite is of the two guys in the boat fishing and in the distance you see mushroom clouds.
"I'll tell ya what it means Norm, no size restrictions and screw the limit!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)

520 And that's another thing, I'm just a caveman, your laws are strange and scary to me, but how is it Little Mike Doomberg can pledge $100 million to try to get Biden to win Florida?

How is that legal?

How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

Two Americas, two classes, two sets of rules.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

521 Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)

===========

"As a lifelong Republican, I'm worried that Biden isn't concerned enough about the daily dangers of trans black women. Could you please walk me through his platform on this matter for the next hour?"

*place phone down and just say "uh-huh" ever 20-25 second*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



*trans black Inuit women

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (3XqsM)

522 Oh dear. My company is holding an event this week about the intersection of anti-black racism and transphobia

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hahaha

The transphobia where over 50% of anti-gay and anti-cross-dressing hate crimes are committed by the 7% of the population that are black males?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:58 AM (ySswD)

523 Best comeback?

"So caging donations to help his latest grandkid in Arkansas get on the graft train?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:58 AM (SIo1x)

524 514 So Todd and Goldberg think their SPIN is reality and Trump's statements when they don't follow spin are inaccurate?

Sure, assholes.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (ySQBZ)


Hey Chuck, when's the last time you and your pals even TRIED to shame a Dem politician?

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (AMIL/)

525 "I will show Joe Biden the same support he has shown his newest grandson."

*I don't remember if the stripper spawned a boy or girl, so feel free to correct

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (BAsqb)


Grandkids!

You're welcome

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (2C38g)

526 469 The far side was great. I used to have one of those little desk calendar things where you tear a page off every day, and it was a far side one. Every day was a new far side.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (9Om/r)

Junior high we had a teacher that had it and would put all of them up on the wall. End of the school year you could come in and take any of them for a dime.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (2fGCR)

527 ....when the use the word "conversation" with a group of people; It's never a conversation. You have to sit there are be lectured to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (WkPC9)

Exactly.

When it's "brave," it's weaselly.

When it "confronts," "grapples with," and "takes on," it is a timid recap of all totalitarian slogans.

When it is "new," "progressive," and "forward-looking," it is the same tired she that is the only thing anyone has been allowed to discuss for 3 generations. Boring.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (BRkq2)

528 I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every
day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)



Step out of the car slowly, comrade citizen!



Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (2C38g)



*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*



He made a furtive glance in my direction. I was afraid for my life.


Who among us has not illegally removed the tag from a mattress or a pillow? I myself am guilty of this most heinous crime against humanity, more than once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (HaL55)

529 "As a lifelong Republican, I'm worried that Biden isn't concerned enough about the daily dangers of trans black women. Could you please walk me through his platform on this matter for the next hour?"

*place phone down and just say "uh-huh" ever 20-25 second*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Record the call, and see if you can get the person to say Biden will support legalizing pedophilia.

"I'm concerned about the increasing violent rhetoric from the Right regarding minor attracted persons..."

Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (BAsqb)

530 468 My brother gave me a shirt I still wear. Shoe. Perfesser sitting at bar, " I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having."

I remember Shoe. There was one where the sports writer was summarizing the previous night's scores, and trying to do it in the usual "colorful" style for his column: "The Jets Crushed the Cardinals, The Cowboys Stomped the Steelers, The Rams Vivisected the Vikings, the Bears Blasted the Broncos, and the Saints... (thinking)... Dekrelnificated the Patriots." Even a sports writer runs out of verbs sometimes.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (dEU4B)

531 "Black Trans Lives Matter."

Michael, I am very interested in this subject matter.
Posted by: KITT at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM


You talk like a fag and your exhaust manifold is all retarded.

Posted by: KARR at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (ejd/p)

532 I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.


Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)

------

"Sooooooo . . . . You guys are collecting for the Senility Foundation.... right??"

Posted by: fixerupper


***

WHAT!!! Have you guys let him wander off again!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 11:00 AM (axyOa)

533 On Sunday's Meet The Press, moderator Chuck Todd said that Trump doesn't "have shame" when the press call out his misstatements.

On the show, guest Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of the Atlantic, rued how the media have not figured out how to counter Trump's supposed deliberate policy of misstatements.

Todd then said: "The only way to understand this is to realize he doesn't have shame about it. And when we lose our ability to shame a politician, we lose a lot of our power. That's for sure."
Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (3aI0K)


I think I see the problem here.

You people should be ashamed of YOURSELVES. If your nonsense isn't causing the politician to be ashamed, maybe there's nothing to be ashamed about.

I swear though, the Salem witch hunters were less stridently fundamentalist in their religiosity.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 11:00 AM (hku12)

534 JTB, back in the mid 50s a funnybook was a dime.

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (XhWtx)

535 526 469 The best Far Side was "The Donner Party Memorial", a statue of a huge foot in between two slices of bread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (C1Lsn)

536 Nooooooooooooooood! Monkey minor.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (Vzqe+)

537 https://bit.ly/3c04AZK
**********
Netflix Star and Biden Surrogate Jerry Harris Raided By FBI For Allegedly Soliciting Photos and Sex From Minors

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (1Dmt5)

538 Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


One of the best.
My other favorite is of the two guys in the boat fishing and in the distance you see mushroom clouds.
"I'll tell ya what it means Norm, no size restrictions and screw the limit!"
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
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"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression"

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (qpdaD)

539 If you're not paid to cross-dress then you're an am trans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 11:02 AM (ySswD)

540 >>I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.


Still working on the best come-back.



"You expect me to support the colonialist patriarchy that has been oppressing women and BIPOC for 100's of years by voting for two white men???"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 11:02 AM (bDqIh)

541 How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

Two Americas, two classes, two sets of rules.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

It sounds like a one liner, but it is exactly true. The entire issue of campaign finance issue is intentionally corrupt that it beggars description.

The only way to even roughly understand it is to accept that current Campaign Finance Law is set up to make it very illegal for an average person with no special knowledge to try and run a campaign against the status quo. However, if you have enough money to hire a host of campaign specialist lawyers and money managers, who will daisy chain your contributions through a series of 501c4 organizations and the like, then it becomes ridiculously easy for a wealthy person, or organization, to give as much money as they like to anyone.

The law is intentionally written this way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)

542 I keep getting democrats calling me on my cell phone asking if I'm going to support Biden. Or sometimes Mark Warner.





Still working on the best come-back.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)



Look fat, you want me to support...go...you know...you know...the thing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 11:03 AM (MDw4p)

543 Well if commenting on Reason is behind a paywall, then the commenters must all be high quality like ChemHefe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 11:04 AM (LxTcq)

544 Still working on the best come-back.


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)




Use mine.

Do you support joe biden?

Sure, biden for hospice...click

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 11:04 AM (9Om/r)

545 538 Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


One of the best.
My other favorite is of the two guys in the boat fishing and in the distance you see mushroom clouds.
"I'll tell ya what it means Norm, no size restrictions and screw the limit!"
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
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"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression"
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (qpdaD)

"How Nature Says 'Do Not Touch'"

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 11:05 AM (Izzlo)

546 This 2020 is like this super typhoon I went through. The typhoon went by west and turned back and went east. 48 hours of maddening wind.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 15, 2020 11:07 AM (pB6Gt)

547 Well if commenting on Reason is behind a paywall, then the commenters must all be high quality like ChemHefe.
No, no paywall. You have to click the Comments bar thing though; and I guess they have a 'subscribe to reason' popup that you can just X close to remove.

BTW, the great Libertarians got rid of no-hassle open commenting to go to a registration system instead due to spam but the spam is worse now than before and they never remove it, ever, as can be seen in those two links. Libertarianism in practice!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 11:08 AM (an7Mv)

548 These fights between protesters and counter-protesters seem to be on r/K selection lines.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 11:09 AM (LxTcq)

549 486 480 His stint here around the binary-choice 2016 election and Trump win aftermath makes him look sane in comparison.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM

I couldn't take chemjeff seriously after his ignorance of the Malliard Reaction during the attempted steak grilling tutorials.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (DMUuz)

The cheese slid entirely off his cracker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)


You just know he's pissed off that he was never important enough to get banned here. All his final flouncing was all about how he's probably going to get banned. I bet he even lies to people that he did.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 11:09 AM (2fGCR)

550 Nukes are just a flashbulb in a gargantuan malfunctioning camera.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 15, 2020 11:09 AM (pB6Gt)

551 D'Souza essentially proved after the fact that his prosecution was a political vendetta. No one cared. If this had happened to a leftist activist it would be conclusive, actionable proof of "fascist" republicans and there would still be MSM features about it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 11:10 AM (H8QX8)

552 "I need help. We need help,"Soracesaid, calling on leaders across
Pennsylvania to help forge a solution to shootings involving police
officers."I am clear beyond a doubt that we lack the tools, the
resources, the expertise and the capacity to do this on our own here in
the City of Lancaster."



How stupid do you have to be to vote for someone this fcking worthless?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (MDw4p)

Machine-gun the mobs. Scoop up the dead with skid-steer loaders, and dump into gravel trucks, Haul 'em to the city landfill, and bury under tons of garbage.

Next question.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2020 11:12 AM (xnN2v)

553 304 Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)

----

Dick Tracy

Steve Canyon


not funny
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (8XRCm)

Not funny. Nor entertaining.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 11:16 AM (SSJSf)

554 Next question.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2020 11:12 AM (xnN2v)

Do you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2020 11:19 AM (CcOog)

555 The law is intentionally written this way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)


I made a comment to the now Lt Governor that is running for Governor that I would love to contribute to his campaign, but it requires that I list my place of employment and I am afraid of retribution. The only thing he could say was that he couldn't circumvent the law and ask me to vote for him. Nothing else he could have said, really, but I wonder how much this matters for campaign contributions.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2020 11:25 AM (CcOog)

556 Google Translate claims the "Hav in mansken" is "Sea in man's glow". Ummm...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (Rk6Cp)



That seems, dumb.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (bCLt0)

"Mansken" should have a circle above the "a" to give it a long O sound (but someone didn't have that feature turned on). "Sea in moonlight."

Posted by: Miley Lives Matter at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (rCwaK)

557 Look a full moon which means Stewart will turn into a wereseagull tonight

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 15, 2020 04:30 PM (FLiOE)

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