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Lululemon, a Karen-Facing Company That Sells $3 Worth of Spandex as Yoga-Wear for $98, Retweets Leftwing Agitation All Day Long, Including an Exhortation to "RESIST CAPITALISM"
Lululemon is a company that have gotten very rich off selling what is in reality Camel-Toe Inspection Pajamas as "Yoga Pants."
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Lululemon is holding a workshop to "decolonize gender" and "resist capitalism". pic.twitter.com/CB14uPB3cq
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) September 9, 2020
"Being a man and trans, it wasn't about blending in. It was about standing out."
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) September 9, 2020
Narcissistic bioleninist trash wants attention. Many such cases! pic.twitter.com/afdId21P6m
Asian girls with white boyfriends be like, "I'm a queer person of color!" pic.twitter.com/zWgfsho6YV
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) September 9, 2020
I wanted this to be a joke so bad. I used to work there and I always felt the corporate culture was a little cultish. Then we started to get training seminars with VICE partnerships. The cultural marxists have taken over there, sad to see. Won’t ever spend a dime there again. https://t.co/AzON7VgV0i
— Ryan Comerford (@Ryan_Comerford) September 10, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 10, 2020 04:41 PM (JUOKG)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (A5zUN)
Yes, but does he know karate?
Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (axyOa)
I purchased nearly 10 years ago and they are still in great condition with only slight fraying at the bottom due to my own choice of buying them a tad too long.
Posted by: jreffy at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (ACSp9)
Right on cue the jug eared fuck opens up his dick shaped mouth. Why, it's almost as if ths is all coordinated...
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/399791/
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Moose4 at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (+VWnP)
Also, the company that makes overpriced yoga pants loved by wine moms and hip young girls with great asses running the "resist capitalism" line is high-fucking-larious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (Q8c/L)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (nZeHI)
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Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Capitalism is bad unless you are selling pussy!
Posted by: 🤡 at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (v8/cf)
And $88 bucks for what is pretty much a leotard?
Jeez.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (Ejm1K)
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Dolley loves their stuff, but she never buys it directly. Lightly used is her way to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September
henceforth every watch I buy is going to have a black dial in protest of blm
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:43 PM (icI8A)
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Well, yeah, it's not cheap to be Radical Chic.
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Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 10, 2020 04:45 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 04:45 PM (1FhAQ)
"Do we know now what Greek fire was made of?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (Ejm1K)"
Wiki says they think it's some sort of petroleum substance called naptha, and it worked sort of like napalm? It's likely not saltpeter, or quicklime, or calcium phosphide.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:46 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
+++++++++++
I imagine there's some squeezing and jiggling involved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2020 04:46 PM (Q8c/L)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 04:46 PM (ilhg4)
Posted by: Screen Pitch Studio Executive at September 10, 2020 04:46 PM (hv/hU)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:46 PM (nZeHI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:46 PM (i5exW)
Willowed in the oast thread.
Right on cue the jug eared fuck opens up his dick shaped mouth. Why, it's almost as if ths is all coordinated...
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/399791/
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (HwiWi)
Funny how the climate caused the fires in CA. Last I heard it was a gender reveal stunt that got out of hand. But I guess that is climate related just like a motorcyclist who ate too much pavement is a covid death.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (N39Ws)
He is a great american.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020
*
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He is. But there was a troll on the Morning Rant pretending to be exasperated that there were always what "she" called scantily-clad women's pics on the Chess Thread. Someone here suggested that Ace trump that (ha!) by posting Cake Girl's picture or Tri-Corner Hat Girl's pic, and Ace ran with it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Jordan61
You tried to golf with her boobs? Interesting angle.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (ifmtJ)
THEY'RE STRETCHPANTS!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (8FfnY)
But they're a privilege, not a right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Yesterday it was the National Panhellenic Society or somesuch pledging to eliminate Greek life
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (vwLr1)"
Audemars Piguet will start engraving "ACAB" on all hand tooled parts of the escapement.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Greange at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (JKcL5)
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2020 04:45 PM (Q8c/L)
Jerking off to Mao's Little Red Book.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (nZeHI)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (haWye)
Posted by: National Divorce at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (h62To)
Posted by: guest myspace user at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (Q8s1t)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (j3npP)
How do you decolonize gender? How screwed up in the head do you have to be to even come up with something like that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (i5exW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (b5Dyx)
huh.. maybe that was my problem many years ago. I even took lessons and I still sucked at it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (Rvt8
She calls them Mashie and Niblick
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (nZeHI)
She uses her arms.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)
This is why I come here.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud, M.D. ( call me Ziggy ) at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (8KSPd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (i5exW)
A lot of women outside they gym wear yoga pants. And don't.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (ZfRYq)
Give them what they want, good and plenty hard ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (uHTdQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (Ejm1K)"
Wiki says they think it's some sort of petroleum substance called naptha, and it worked sort of like napalm? It's likely not saltpeter, or quicklime, or calcium phosphide.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020
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I thought I read naptha somewhere too. Seems to me it's used in some dry-cleaning products, or used to be (if it's so inflammable, they probably prefer something else that's not).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (Ejm1K)
Still hot.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (icI8A)
not everybody gets to wear everything and if you do not know better you should be told.
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (/KPPD)
I wonder what's up?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:42 PM (axyOa)
ONT is going to feature naked ottoman man being serenaded by yoko?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (uHTdQ)
So next time you see a garbage bag full of mashed potatoes walking through the mall, consider yourself enriched by the acceptance.
Posted by: brak at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (cG+eD)
But they're a privilege, not a right.
Oh you haven't lived until you've been in Wally World and some obese, and I mean OBESE, chick walks by with her fat hanging out everywhere. And they think they look sexy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)
all i know is that the company selling me a four dollar schmatta for a hundred bucks says I need to resist capitalism
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
A lot of women at the gym wear yoga pants. Some look very good in them.
A lot of women outside they gym wear yoga pants. And don't.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
Any trip into Walmart would tell you that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (HwiWi)
Capitalism is bad unless you are selling pussy!
Posted by: at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (v8/cf)
my ex used to wear them and Id tell her "I can see the color of your thong through your pants." and she'd be like "no you cant!"
I think she secretly wanted everyone to see her underwear. Hmmm.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (cnTJD)
But they're a privilege, not a right.
Oh you haven't lived until you've been in Wally World and some obese, and I mean OBESE, chick walks by with her fat hanging out everywhere. And they think they look sexy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)
That's not living.
That's purgatory.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (VpIIl)
Suddenly, it all came into focus.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (8B6Ng)
It's interesting to see the person who saw the transformation, that it went from somewhere to work to not somewhere to work.
how quickly this is happening
talk about wildfires
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2020 04:45 PM (Q8c/L)
Jerking off to Mao's Little Red Book.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
Without lube.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (A5zUN)
all i know is that the company selling me a four dollar schmatta for a hundred bucks says I need to resist capitalism
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
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"Steal these leggings!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2020 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
LOL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)
Do the Downward Dog and everyone was getting an X ray of your hoo ha.
Posted by: Greange at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (W+jH2)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
+++++++++++
I imagine there's some squeezing and jiggling involved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Well, its not like anyone is paying attention to how many strokes she takes...
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (nZeHI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2020 04:45 PM (Q8c/L)
Jerking off to Mao's Little Red Book.
Dead batteries in Steely Dan. Soon to be converted to 120VAC because expensive.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (HaL55)
>>I wonder what's up?
A commenter took issue with pictures of lovely lasses making a mess of good posts. Apparently, ace disagrees.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Last at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (BdIMF)
I do love yoga pants, though.
But they're a privilege, not a right.
Oh you haven't lived until you've been in Wally World and some
obese, and I mean OBESE, chick walks by with her fat hanging out
everywhere. And they think they look sexy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)
Gotta run with what you brung, I guess. But when they don't/can't get pulled up all the way it goes way past ass crack to more like ass canyon
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (N39Ws)
She uses her arms.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10
if she could golf she would not be flinging her boobs around.
I am glad she can't golf better.
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (IrKoQ)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (nZeHI)
I think she secretly wanted everyone to see her underwear. Hmmm.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (cnTJD)
Did she also complain about being objectified?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Bert G at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (GIeIM)
Bethesda, MY ...
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=Vu6qZocIf60
Posted by: Adriane the Rose Garden Not Promised but Fking Crab Grass is Too Much Critic ... at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (LPnfS)
>>I wonder what's up?
A commenter took issue with pictures of lovely lasses making a mess of good posts. Apparently, ace disagrees.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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The good posts they were complaining about?
The chess thread.
The pictures of chess masters at tournaments that occasionally showed cleavage sent this person into a freaking tizzy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (j3npP)
I think that was a different, but similar, company.
Lululemon is sold in stores, I believe.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (icI8A)
Goop
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (1FhAQ)
And the smelliest part of the gym is the yoga room after a class.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: SturmToddler
Oh.
Dang.
**checks tv listings to see what else is on**
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (axyOa)
Don't know their politics because I've never seen them shove any of that into their customer's faces.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Ha, no.
I think she was cheating on me, though.
So there's that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (cnTJD)
How about Decolonize gender, as in get their heads out of their asses with this gender activism crap?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
From the Woke Capital thread:
For an idea of their committment to wokeness, read up on the Brittany Norwood case. A black employee that was shuffled around to different stores b/c of stealing (they were too afraid to fire her), until she was caught stealing by a white manager, whom she promptly beat to death.
Not just beat to death. Stabbed 331 times.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (i5exW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Karen plus Cats at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)
You'd think after the month of Zappa they'd learn not to issue challenges to the staff.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (0OmEj)
It's as if the Women Studies Dept are in charge and they have hired a bunch of 6 year old kids to write and it is being proofread by contractors in India.
Posted by: Ripley at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (j3npP)
I think that was a different, but similar, company.
Lululemon is sold in stores, I believe.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (cnTJD)
Yeah, I think the MLM one is LuLaRoe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
So, yeah, lululemon has had its share of woke decolonization take place at a grassroots level.
Posted by: guest myspace user at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (Q8s1t)
That's exactly what's going on. Gotta love our ace.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (axyOa)
I want to watch her take a lot of strokes. Many, many strokes...
Posted by: I Have Questions at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (+v+zN)
GENDER IS A LIE PERPETRATED BY THE PATRIARCHY
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (AJiW5)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter
You'd be dingy if you didn't.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61
You tried to golf with her boobs? Interesting angle.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (Rvt8
imagine reading that lie.
runs up on the left, dips in the middle and back up on the right...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 10, 2020 04:47 PM (w7KSn)
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Hi navybrat - thanks for the link to the video the other day. Right as you posted it I got a phone call from my sister-in-law who lives overseas, and it was a while before I got to it. I posted a note back to you in that same thread after I watched it but you probably were gone.
Loved it though!
Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (nZeHI)
From the Woke Capital thread:
For an idea of their committment to wokeness, read up on the Brittany Norwood case. A black employee that was shuffled around to different stores b/c of stealing (they were too afraid to fire her), until she was caught stealing by a white manager, whom she promptly beat to death.
Not just beat to death. Stabbed 331 times.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (i5exW)
331 is a lot of times. I'm not even sure you'd be able to tell distinct stab wounds at that point.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
Why, it's almost as if they don't mean it, and they're just cynically using a marketing ploy to sell overpriced crap to morons.
Nahhhhhhh.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (i5exW)
F-f-f-f-f-f...
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (icI8A)
If you're a man AND trans -- and you have whiskers -- does that mean you're a girl who's taking hormones?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: weew at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (+m+uH)
How about Decolonize gender, as in get their heads out of their asses with this gender activism crap?
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good point.
I guess to the gender confused weirdos of the left...POC's and other folks don't spend most of their time actively pursuing and enforcing traditional gender roles.
Posted by: guest myspace user at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (Q8s1t)
Isn't that kind of the same as wearing spanx over your jeans?
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:56 PM (vwLr1)
Hey a photo of the golf slut. Meow. Hisssss.
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there's a golf slut? where? I play golf. Or could.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Guys don't understand physiology. Where do they this that upper arm goes after delivering enough force to hit the ball? Right into the chest of us girls who were blessed with anything above a B cup. No thanks!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
At Lululemon, the sales girl suggested she try on a "large".
We haven't been back.
Posted by: jwest at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (lgiXo)
But please don't come to me preaching laziness, indifference and being overweight as a healthy lifestyle, then trying to force me to accept that as some type of settled "truth".
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (gtNWf)
Overrated piece of shit product. They charge a fortune and it falls apart in less than 2 months. I see them all the time at craft shows (most shows will allow direct sales).
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (dUJdY)
How about Decolonize gender, as in get their heads out of their asses with this gender activism crap?
nah, it was the state of nature, everybody would fuck everybody below them. It was not about gender.
kill or be killed same as fuck or be fucked.
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (vwLr1)
Massachusetts women's college describes itself as "a women's college that is gender diverse"
I'm not just sure how that works but I'm sure it's woke.
https://www.mtholyoke.edu/policies/chosen-name-policy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM (8B6Ng)
To be fair, I am enjoying the 'punishment' much more in this case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: I love the Rump at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (nZeHI)
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joncelli! Just wanted to say I enjoyed meeting you. Thanks for making the trip down.
Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (1FhAQ)
The chess thread.
The pictures of chess masters at tournaments that occasionally showed cleavage sent this person into a freaking tizzy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert
The idiot probably wouldn't get the "Checkmate King Two, this is White Rook" references then either.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 04:59 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 10, 2020 04:59 PM (yL25O)
You should have looked it up in 1977 to understand the Rolling Stones song Shattered.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2020 04:59 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Guys don't understand physiology. Where do they this that upper arm goes after delivering enough force to hit the ball? Right into the chest of us girls who were blessed with anything above a B cup. No thanks!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
We're perfectly familiar with our own physiology and you will find us to be avid students of female physiology(at least the important parts at any rate), thank you very much.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 04:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (1FhAQ)
Well I gave him money...
And it started this morning.
It's a good day, a real good day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 04:59 PM (ifmtJ)
that upper arm goes after delivering enough force to hit the ball?
Right into the chest of us girls who were blessed with anything above a B
cup. No thanks!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
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I like where this is going. Because I'm a life-long learner.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2020 04:59 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
Exactly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
The article said she used 6 different weapons.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 05:00 PM (i5exW)
https://tinyurl.com/y4kbmhpd
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2020 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2020 05:00 PM (RLb6B)
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (qAR6u)
pre or post work?
that makes a huge difference.
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (8D42x)
that upper arm goes after delivering enough force to hit the ball?
Right into the chest of us girls who were blessed with anything above a B
cup. No thanks!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
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I like where this is going. Because I'm a life-long learner.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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I'm thinking a demonstration in the continuing education class...
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (axyOa)
I do appreciate the reprise of greatest hits from the past. Cake Girl remains my favorite.
And on that subject, the first actress I really fell for just died. RIP Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (vwLr1)
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This. I don't need anybody to tell me that nobody wants to see me in a banana hammock (even if they were comfortable). You shouldn't need any one to tell you not to wear those yoga pants (without at least wearing a long shirt/sweater).
Posted by: Touch 'em all (no, not a joe biden slogan) at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (oTFT2)
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For an idea of their committment to wokeness, read
up on the Brittany Norwood case. A black employee that was shuffled
around to different stores b/c of stealing (they were too afraid to fire
her), until she was caught stealing by a white manager, whom she
promptly beat to death.
Not just beat to death. Stabbed 331 times.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2020 04:54 PM
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Hopefully that got all the nasty white privilege out. The boss is cured
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (MVR7y)
I am bravely resisting capitalism by not buying Lululemon
I have already resisted it twice in the past five minutes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (VpIIl)
I'm thinking a demonstration in the continuing education class...
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm a visual learner.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (88xKn)
If I remember the description of him from a friend of mine that had some limited interaction from him, he's a libertarian at the very least, and possibly right-leaning. He probably had nothing to do with this campaign, especially as he was kicked out of the company by the board after his yoga pants comments a few years back.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
Exactly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10
meh, more that guys don't care. you do not bring your hot wife or girlfriend golfing because they are good golfers, the play from women's tees, you bring them because they are so cute in their golf outfits.
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Ripley at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (MxEKc)
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Or like spending $100 for a pair of stretch pants that probably cost lululemon about 60 cents to manufacture, because they only pay their poor Asian slave workers a few pennies a day.
Talk about colonialism and exploitation.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (axyOa)
As long as it's introduced by someone in a white lab coat, that makes it educational.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (8D42x)
At work. They do depend on tips after all
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
that upper arm goes after delivering enough force to hit the ball?
Right into the chest of us girls who were blessed with anything above a B
cup. No thanks!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)"
You write this like its a bad thing.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)
Shortly after the Kyle Rittenhouse incident, a link was posted to AoSHQ comments which went to a Kyle defense fund on Fundly. I donated. In the morning, the page had been scrubbed from Fundly.
I suspected I was taken by a scam, especially because Fundly had at least a half-dozen OTHER funds purporting to be Kyle defense funds. It was certain that at least some of them HAD to be bogus, and I had no way of knowing WHICH were legitimate. ASAP, I alerted AoSHQ about the possible scam, and asked Ace to take down a photo of the American Wolf fund image. I disputed the donation through my credit card company; the dispute failed.
Today I received an email from American Wolf which claims to have disbursed the Kyle defense fund. As is far too often the case, the email is in a social-media format that I cannot easily copy-and-paste. I don't want to manually transcribe the whole thing, so here are the essential text fragments from the email, and I apologize for the necessary Dowdification:
"... we raised $74128 ... [we paid] fees and refunds $7663.45 ... [we "got"] $55000 [to] Kyle and his family ... [we distributed] ... $11465.55 as approved by Kyle's mother and attorney [to other non-profits] ..."
"... Fundly banned us ..."
Judge for yourselves.
That's the end of the story, as far as I care to research it. I wish to warn all Morons to be wary of ALL crowdfunding sites, especially in a breaking situation like this one was. If you still wish to donate to a Kyle defense fund, probably the most reliable thing you can do is to contact Lin Wood and ask him directly if you can.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (qpX6U)
"Diana Rigg, best known as Mrs. Peel from the British TV action show "The Avengers", has passed away at 82."
Also as the woman James Bond married in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service."
The relationship got off to a rocky start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n36K8_rJTA
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (fdaGE)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how this works at September 10, 2020 04:57 PM (XKZwp)
Okay, my daughter has played golf since she was 11 and now plays on her college team - please, please do not use your arms to generate force to hit golf balls - you use your hips - young ladies are quite able to do it. Without hurting their bewbs - believe me!
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (MVR7y)
Paige...Spirinac?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (MVR7y)
Paige, something
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 05:04 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 04:51 PM (HwiWi)
******
First they have a population density of mostly fucking tundra.
Since the protesters in Hong Kong shutdown that airport the old SARS lexis nexus to Vancouver was significantly curtailed.
Add to that the fact that two Canadians IIRC business men were arrested in China and charged with spying.
So business people in Canada were not flying to China before all the shit hit the fan.
Add to that the Canadians were bragging about controlling COVID in anew Brunswick the article was linked at reddit with redditors saying ghee why cannot New York do this?
Fuck my life. First you idiots not too many international airports in New Brunswick or universities attracting thousands of Chinese students,
Plus New Brunswick had a snow storm that had shutdown their schools.
But ya Raaaa!!! raaa!!! Canada!
Btw do all roads lead to Huawei being evil as fuck,
You betcha.
Posted by: Greange at September 10, 2020 05:04 PM (t6NTj)
I usually use "verkakte shmata" when I describe the burqa, etc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2020 05:04 PM (mRBJa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter
You'd be dingy if you didn't.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 04:55 PM (axyOa)
You yacht to go ahead and make the comment.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2020 05:05 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:02 PM (vwLr1)
It's like watching a dog walk on it's hind legs, you don't expect it to be good, you're just amazed that they can do it at all. And they look so darn cute doing it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2020 05:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:05 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2020 05:05 PM (gtNWf)
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joncelli! Just wanted to say I enjoyed meeting you. Thanks for making the trip down.
Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2020 04:58 PM (/669Q)
BLUEBELL! It was so good to meet you and other morons at last! I wish I could have met more people but I got into conversations. You and Weasel did an excellent job and I'll definitely try to come again next year!
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 05:05 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Flyover at September 10, 2020 05:06 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September
yes
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:06 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2020 05:06 PM (an7Mv)
Used to do marketing there for years - talk about an annoying overrated sausage fest, that's the epitome.
Posted by: D Ortega at September 10, 2020 05:06 PM (AU8g4)
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sort of like how we don't understand that being naked in RPG's for girl characters is an improvement to their armor class.
Posted by: guest myspace user at September 10, 2020 05:06 PM (Q8s1t)
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 10, 2020 05:07 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:07 PM (icI8A)
I saw some leftwing group on Twitter claim they got that American Wolf fundraiser shutdown bc they were white supremacists. Then they said they were doxing all the people who donated and looking for their employers.
Posted by: Ha at September 10, 2020 05:07 PM (h62To)
Holy sh#t
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: hogmartin
And a choker. Oh...and heels.
Yeah, that's all.
The sultry come hither smile is optional.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:08 PM (axyOa)
And Ace saw what he had done and saw that it was good
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:08 PM (qAR6u)
The chess thread.
The pictures of chess masters at tournaments that occasionally showed cleavage sent this person into a freaking tizzy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (UWqZJ)
Oh geez. It's the dress thread too. We're appreciating pretty dresses, which aren't titillating at all. OK, it might be for some of you (rule 34).
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 10, 2020 05:08 PM (fpng3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 10, 2020 05:09 PM (bDNKC)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
Would have had a stroke.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 10, 2020 05:09 PM (fpng3)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Broseidon
what does ACAB mean?
I forget
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Catching Up With Trump at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (1FhAQ)
Ace ain't playing fair, and is trying to steal the last 4 readers at Tepid Gas.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Flyover at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (HwiWi)
A whiny Midwesterner.
Newbie/troll, nobody real
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (+YYKs)
I forget
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (nUhF0)"
Well it's a Genesis song and it was also the Mortal Kombat blood code on the Sega Genesis so I think it means Genesis?
(It's "all cops are bad")
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (icI8A)
Yes, that was very odd. The Chess/Dress thread is pretty tame. Almost classy even. Some people live to freak out over nothing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (Zmnko)
I forget
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (nUhF0)
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"All Cops Are Bastards"
A sentiment I might have agreed with in my teens.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: D Ortega at September 10, 2020 05:06 PM (AU8g4)
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The opposite would be the 3M Open in MN - but there's always next year.
Best tournament I've ever been to is the BMW Championship in rotating Illinois - but that might be the Patriot's Tent talking.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (vwLr1)
Offer her money or romance. Depending on how much time you have to spare.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (vwLr1)
I'm not sure whether the 'ettes or the 'rons will give "superior" advice on this but it sounds like a challenge.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: I love the Rump
what is this fruitcake's problem?
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
I forget
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (nUhF0)
All Cops Are B@stards.
You'll also see the term '1312' used as well - it means the same thing, but in phone-speak.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:01 PM (8D42x)
At work. They do depend on tips after all
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
i meant pre or post face work lindsey lohan lol
pre facial mashup linsey was adorable.
post, looks like the proverbial train wreck...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (8D42x)
--
Nicklaus' first rule of swing plane: Start high, finish high.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ZMwFa)
When a special person does it over and over, well....It's just sad.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 10, 2020 05:13 PM (pB6Gt)
https://tinyurl.com/yyqas9x6
Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (+YYKs)
probably gay.
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2020 05:13 PM (gmo/4)
HOLY SMOKES!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)"
He doesn't like how your ball stubble feels when he tries to suck your dick.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:13 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
Wot the 'ell do you mean by that !!!!???!?!?
Posted by: Adriane the Rose Garden Not Promised but Fking Crab Grass is Too Much Critic ... at September 10, 2020 05:13 PM (LPnfS)
Mission accomplished.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: catman at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (4HMlb)
https://tinyurl.com/yyqas9x6
Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (+YYKs)
Thanks! Needs more chest hair, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (vwLr1)
Show them your FBI badge.
Posted by: Federal Breast Inspector at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (Izzlo)
Just saw a woman walk into Safeway wearing a bathrobe and flip flops and I dont want to even think about whether that was all she was wearing because she wasn't a looker.
But she was wearing a mask so it's all good.
I like how women prance into stores wearing clothing that covers less skin than a string bikini would but they wear masks and somehow this is enough to protect them from the virus.
:-|
Posted by: Two Weeks From Catching Up With Trump at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
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Pretty sure we scared her off through uncouthness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (UWqZJ)
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Either he's doing it wrong or really, really right.
Posted by: Obligatory at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (qlFIA)
Well, I'm right about the MK blood code though, it *is* ABACAB
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (icI8A)
haha
but i don't shave my bags. I wax.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (MVR7y)
That's the classy day. We even have to wear pants!
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (fpng3)
Posted by: Austin Powers at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Yes, on the ape thread. People were discussing the dumpster fire that is Netflix and their pedo movie about the 11 year old twerker, and this scold came on and told us how awful conservative sites are, for showing pics of adult women being objectified.
Told us we were hypocrites. Used the weekend chess thread as a prime example.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (hku12)
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (HEEq1)
"Records Show Weissmann Special Counsel Team Erased 15 Phones After IG Requested Review..."
#twothousandweeks
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (uHTdQ)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (vwLr1)
Hello, I'm casting my newest film and you would be perfect for the female lead. It will require some nudity...
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (o3AYq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (nUhF0)
pre facial mashup linsey was adorable.
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (8D42x)
Definitely pre face work. To top it off she's got perky boobs too
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:11 PM (vwLr1)
say you're offering free mammograms with less metal plates?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (8D42x)
https://tinyurl.com/yyqas9x6
Posted by: redridinghood at September
def gay, he had to swing by the fire house to get the cum washed off after he did that gay bachelor party.
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (vwLr1)
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And this is why I'll never wear yoga pants.
Posted by: Mike Obama at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
He's been trolling us the last few threads.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (Z4rgH)
haha
but i don't shave my bags. I wax.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
So is there such a thing as ball wax? Like Smooth Sack Nut Wax or something?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
but i don't shave my bags. I wax.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
1. OK you have more than one bag?
2. Waxing your bag? You're a stronger man than I am Gunga Din.
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)
I have to wear a sports bra to work because I broke the underwire on a regular one the first day I was doing actual manual labor. My chest gets enough abuse at work (leaning over totes and pallets, squeezing between places, carrying boxes, etc) that I really don't need my "leisure activity" to do that as well.
But, I do get paid enough to get some nice yoga pants. Hmm....
Posted by: pookysgirl , covered in paint at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (XKZwp)
There is a nekkid picture of her via the fappening. She claims to be all shocked and outraged about it, but she's in the exact same pose as all of the official bikini pics of her.
If it was a leak, she knows who did it. Pro tip for guys: never leak. That way the next girl will let you take pictures of her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
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Pretty sure we scared her off through uncouthness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (UWqZJ)
I say sir, this establishment is lacking a certain atmosphere of genteel upper crust hospitality. If it continues to be so lacking I shall quit it forthwith.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (q177U)
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I think a cool, crisp $20 is the going rate no?
Posted by: Obligatory at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Yes, on the ape thread. People were discussing the dumpster fire that is Netflix and their pedo movie about the 11 year old twerker, and this scold came on and told us how awful conservative sites are, for showing pics of adult women being objectified.
Told us we were hypocrites. Used the weekend chess thread as a prime example.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (hku12)
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I'm just hoping we got a meme out of it.
A few years ago we got some supposed grad student/doctor of philosophy who came as an assignment to investigate blogs of the "other side".
We insulted her mercilessly for a thread, then she never came over to the new thread. It was some of the most fun I've had here, and I wanted it to become a meme, but everyone forgot about her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:18 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
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Pretty sure we scared her off through uncouthness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Doubtful. I got the sense "she" seemed to luxuriate in the negative feedback.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:18 PM (hku12)
I love it when a publicly traded company plays at "anti-capitalism".
Of course now we have most of the Fortune 500 supporting vile violent racist-authoritarian vandalism of the culture and country, so not as amusing as it might have been.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 05:18 PM (OTzUX)
Told us we were hypocrites. Used the weekend chess thread as a prime example.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (hku12)
_________
These are the same infants in adult skin who believe there is a moral equivalence between the arsonist and the firefighter.
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2020 05:18 PM (uHTdQ)
I think that is very reasonable to believe.
What I fear MOST is that a Moron in a future situation donates to a bogus site that is actually RUN BY Antifa/BLM! That is an EASY SCAM to run!
So again, act not in haste; WAIT to do your due diligence.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 10, 2020 05:18 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: El Superbeasto at September 10, 2020 05:18 PM (jDeO5)
It's a form of attention!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Catching Up With Trump at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
I asked my waxer once how that works, because you have to pull the skin taut to wax. And that sounds like it would hurt the fellas.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (Ez6QX)
One example.
https://tinyurl.com/y3t9ywbr
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
ALL Senate Democrats just voted to block a virus relief bill. It was probably full of GOPork anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (G51Gf)
The list is fairly large but mostly the love of God is not found in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
(Don't) resist the camel toe.
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 10, 2020 04:45 PM (SpKeo)
Camel hoof (go to Walmart, you'll know what I'm talking about) we can do without.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (r+sAi)
Better camel toe than it's fat, ugly cousin, Moose Knuckle...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:17 PM (HwiWi)"
It worked for Geteven and Neil Breen, and it can work for you, too!
(RLM's newest Best of the Worst is the rare FEMALE horrible vanity film, and she also got some beefcake for herself, but no nudity)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:20 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (8D42x)
Definitely pre face work. To top it off she's got perky boobs too
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (qAR6u)
yeah, i'd be there all the time. that's a nice combo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:20 PM (8D42x)
is Netflix and their pedo movie about the 11 year old twerker, and this
scold came on and told us how awful conservative sites are, for showing
pics of adult women being objectified.
Told us we were hypocrites. Used the weekend chess thread as a prime example.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Now I wonder who that really was. That setup was too perfect IMO. Did Ace entice somebody quasi-famous to do that to/for us?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 10, 2020 05:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (8D42x)
Definitely pre face work. To top it off she's got perky boobs too
Posted by: kbdabear at September 10, 2020 05:16 PM (qAR6u)
yeah, i'd be there all the time. that's a nice combo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:20 PM (8D42x)
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I think that her appearance in Mean Girls is the reason I have a thing for redheads.
Dolley's a redhead, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (j3npP)
I think that was a different, but similar, company.
Lululemon is sold in stores, I believe.
I think you're thinking of Lularoe. Lularoe is one of those MLM things that housewives in Southern Baptist churches get dragged into along with stuff like Scentsy. Because, hey, they have a big captive audience every Sunday and we're too polite to tell them to shut up.
Posted by: Moose4 at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (+VWnP)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW7SpzDe-Vc
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (mRBJa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (yQpMk)
That may be a bit of hyperbole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (icI8A)
Decolonize the patriarchy of chicken nuggets.
Radical feminist decolonization of lost Smurf villages
Gender Decolonization deconstruction of white safe space urinary tract infections.
Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (q177U)
I couldn't bring myself to buy it given their super BLM messaging of late and I'm glad I didn't. Rot, Lulu!
Posted by: Al Cowlings at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (HwiWi)
taut to wax. And that sounds like it would hurt the fellas.
It hurts just reading about it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (icI8A)
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I feel like it was a Dr. Helen something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Hillary C. at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (HwiWi)
The Hordian response was negative.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (ZfRYq)
"Diana Rigg, best known as Mrs. Peel from the British TV action show "The Avengers", has passed away at 82."
I loved her as Mrs. Peel, and wanted to be her when I grew up. That, plus "The Partridge Family," unduly influenced my occasionally unfortunate career choices.
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (ZCiJZ)
but i don't shave my bags. I wax.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
Now I have an image of an Ewok waxing his bag. Not complaining, this is why I come here actually.
Posted by: I Have Questions at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (woo48)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2020 04:48 PM (j3npP)
I think that was a different, but similar, company.
Lululemon is sold in stores, I believe.
I think you're thinking of Lularoe. Lularoe is one of those MLM things that housewives in Southern Baptist churches get dragged into along with stuff like Scentsy. Because, hey, they have a big captive audience every Sunday and we're too polite to tell them to shut up.
Posted by: Moose4 at September 10, 2020 05:21 PM (+VWnP)
Yes, Lululemon clothes are actually very well made (usually) and last a very long time (if not put in a hot dryer) which is why I could justify spending that much for work out clothes.
Posted by: Al Cowlings at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
It was noted at the time, this was a phony (and maybe wise) move on the part of a bazillionaire to virtue signal to the Bobama, so he would be left alone when they came for people's you-didn't-build-that.
I think this is the last vestige of that mentality. It seems like such an abysmal failure to me, but I guess board meetings are not held every month in some of these places, and/or they're not paying close enough attention to their stock price.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (hku12)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (HwiWi)"
The director is a feminist icon for proving that all the little girls out there can dream of making mind-breakingly bad movies just as good as a guy can. You too can buy a greenscreen and ten dollars of stock footage!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (ZfRYq)
Several months ago, a gang of black tenage girls just strolled in to the Lululemon shop on Fourth Street, casually scooped up about $5,000 worth of pussy-pants, and just wlaked out the door.
Following corporate guidelines, the staff just sat there and passively watched them leave, making no attempt to dissuade them much less stop them.
The cops later released the surveillance video of the perps, but needless to say it led nowhere and they were never caught.
The end.
No point to the story, really, other than the ultimate mashup of everything wrong with society today. And it's funny, because they all deserve each other.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 05:25 PM (HEEq1)
ONT is going to feature naked ottoman man being serenaded by yoko?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (8D42x)
Nah, he was already in the Art Thread, with someone else's head on backwards.
Posted by: Sal at September 10, 2020 05:25 PM (KTdeA)
It's fucking disgusting. Last thing I want to see when I'm out is some bitches labia. Put that thing away. Sheesh...
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2020 05:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (ZfRYq)
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It's one of those movies that don't start until the hour point.
Kinda like The Matrix Reloaded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:25 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (w2LAm)
Did y'all see where Mueller and his team accidentally wiped 31 phones
used in the investigation? They did some by putting it in airplane mode
and entering the wrong pass-code over and over.
And Mueller and company get a pass.
If any one of us did that, we'd be in jail and they'd throw away the key.
/special rules for Important Democrats
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (ZCiJZ)
One example.
https://tinyurl.com/y3t9ywbr
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Accounting for synapse flapping I think Sloppy Joe was going for Farmers - he gave farmers a big break - but his synapse couldn't get there and it came out pharma.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 10, 2020 05:23 PM (woo4
*writes that down*
Posted by: Gizzlaine's Jail Staff at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)
Not cut and paste.
Shave and wax.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (icI8A)
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I feel like it was a Dr. Helen something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:22 PM (UWqZJ)
i almost thought about feeling bad for the poor dr. after all that, then decided it wasn't worth the effort. but it was some righteous abuse from what i recall.
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (1FhAQ)
Oh, it's those scheming Joos again!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (ZfRYq)
All I recall of the movie is that they managed to combine the worst elements of primogeniture with the worst elements of succession by combat.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Boswell
I think she "made the tour" (qualified for LPGA events), but has never won one.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (HEEq1)
Not that I've ever done that or anything....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (icI8A)
Why would you put a bikini on a golf ball?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
That movie sucked so bad. All the dialogue was delivered in a ridiculous stentorian command-mode.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (qpX6U)
Nothing personal but there's no way in hell I'm going to some random IP address.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ExV1e)
Speak for yourself.
I got into yoga for a while because I saw a sign that said Hot Yoga. It's what it sounds like, yoga in a 105 deg room.
I thought yoga girls sweating. I'm on this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (q2K0j)
Why would you put a bikini on a golf ball?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)
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The perfect slice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (LRCpX)
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
I've been playing catchup all day. It's a troll.
The first posts, sounded like it was mumr testing for deletes.
Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2020 04:50 PM (Ejm1K)
I thought that I read somewhere that it was naptha (natural gasoline, basically C5 and C6) and a mixture of a lye like substance that would in effect be a lot like napalm.
Posted by: Okie Infidel at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (Pc+1u)
Breathtaking.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I was thinking a beer but may go straight to scotch now.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (ZfRYq)
They portrayed black men as mountain gorillas, and got away with it.
That my friends, is power.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Sounds like you need your gender decolonized, cishet hater.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (HEEq1)
What is an MLM thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
You girls could start talking about tampons and stuff if you want. I'd rather not think about the hypothetical excruciating pain of a ball wax.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
..........
Gonna go take a gander.
Almost willing to bet beforehand that even though America is practically screaming to pollsters that their number one priority is the economy Jake did not ask Biden who his economic advisors would be,
Probably AOC and a Commie Cabal from Columbia.
Get your pom poms up.
Posted by: Greange at September 10, 2020 05:30 PM (t6NTj)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2020 05:24 PM (ZfRYq)
They portrayed black men as mountain gorillas, and got away with it.
That my friends, is power.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (yQpMk)
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*grabs sniper rifle*
-Amon Goeth
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:30 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 05:30 PM (GIeIM)
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Never been to Mardi Gras eh?
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 10, 2020 05:30 PM (jHjyc)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (WkPC9)
Multi Level Marketing.
Amway, etc.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Israel (a country actually facing threats to its existence that it often deals with like adults), *re-imposing* "lockdown" due to C19.
To be fair, they only have all of scientific history, over a century of observation, controlled trials, and the last six months of massive empirical real-world testing to tell them there's no value in it.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (OTzUX)
Not that I've ever done that or anything....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (icI8A)
Turtling?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (hku12)
They sound like 4-year-olds playtalking and making up words.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Enemy of the Deep State Swamp at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (HaL55)
Why would you put a bikini on a golf ball?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Maybe golf balls want to look pretty too!
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (1FhAQ)
We'll have to investigate this for 4 years to see if there was any intent to obstruct investigators.
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Billy Bagpipes and his minion The Loafer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (xDZyM)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (GIeIM)
What is an MLM thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2020 05:29 PM (WkPC9)
Multi-level marketing. Aka pyramid schemes.
Posted by: Someguy at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (qpX6U)
Businesses going fascist, leftards going communist....we've seen this tug of war before.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Since this is an HQ thread, thought I would get away with the improper placement of action verb and a subject adjective...but the Horde is always watching...always watching.
Off to the improper English grammar barrel for me....
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (w2LAm)
Not that I've ever done that or anything....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM
bulldogging?
Posted by: not so at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (vwLr1)
Posted by: Rachel Levine's Lady Parts are to be respected at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (e4x9m)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (PiwSw)
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Yeah, we talked about it on the long monkey thread yesterday, so I've been refraining from bringing it up again.
I'm excited, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (UWqZJ)
One example.
https://tinyurl.com/y3t9ywbr
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Good Ol' Jake DEM Operative Tapper FINALLY asks one tough question and Biden flails. Pharma? What the hell is he talking about?
Trump will eviserate him.
Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (Ed8Zd)
Breathtaking.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I was thinking a beer but may go straight to scotch now.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)
pour me a double please
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: jhawk90
*******
Tiger Woods skips the Phx Open because of the drunken retardation that runs rampant. Dont get me wrong - ex-frat dude here who loves a great party but if you want golf, or an enjoyable evening, or the horror - both - stay far away from here.
Posted by: D Ortega at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (AU8g4)
and all but they called all white people colonizers and I didn't think
it was awesome.--
Posted by: blaster
When the movie first came out, on another forum some lefty comic book geek posted "Make Wakanda Great Again!"
I replied:
"Wakanda is fiction.
Liberia is reality."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (fdaGE)
>>Almost willing to bet beforehand that even though America is practically screaming to pollsters that their number one priority is the economy Jake did not ask Biden who his economic advisors would be,
I was more surprised how hard Tapper went at Joe than Joe's crazy answers on NAFTA and China. Something got into Tapper's feed, he actually pressed Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM
Check out the fastest response on the Internet: 127.0.0.1
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:32 PM (w2LAm)
Is that a thing? Because if it is, I'm going to be in it for eternity.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 10, 2020 05:34 PM (LRCpX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2020 05:34 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2020 05:35 PM (ExV1e)
I inferred that Aquaman is Duncan Idaho.
Which reminds me, Season 2 of See is indefinitely delayed due to the Covids.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 10, 2020 05:35 PM (yQpMk)
go to Mardi Gras?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 05:35 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: D Ortega at September 10, 2020 05:35 PM (AU8g4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 10, 2020 05:35 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 10, 2020 05:35 PM (LRCpX)
You can buy indulgences. Show us your tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2020 05:36 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2020 05:36 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:36 PM (ZLI7S)
"They portrayed black men as mountain gorillas, and got away with it." Don't forget the spear-throwers. Steps right into the common slur.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 10, 2020 05:31 PM (qpX6U)
The funny thing is, they lifted a bunch of it from Phantom Menace, and the Gungans. High tech hand shields etc.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2020 05:36 PM (KnL+V)
Not that I've ever done that or anything....
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 10, 2020 05:27 PM
Moose knuckle.
Moose out front should've told you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2020 05:36 PM (DMUuz)
That last pic is the inestimable Paige Spiranic, I think.
I'm all for camel toe inspection wear, but on the Paiges and not the, well, the non-Paiges.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 05:36 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 10, 2020 05:37 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 10, 2020 05:37 PM (e+rs5)
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
Ouch baby. Just ouch.
Posted by: Bosk at September 10, 2020 05:37 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2020 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 10, 2020 05:38 PM (k+u+m)
She played college golf and played future tour events.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 10, 2020 05:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:26 PM (w2LAm)
She has a wiki page that shows her golf chops
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2020 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 10, 2020 05:41 PM (k+u+m)
One example.
https://tinyurl.com/y3t9ywbr
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
The answers are edited here to look on the fly - but look closely - Jake never asks a question and gets a reply from Biden IN THE SAME FRAME at exact time the question is asked, there is no cross talk that is natural and always present in these type of interviews - Tapper is a liar, so, yes he pressed Biden on NAFTA, but the replies are a splicing of about three answers put together on film to look like they happened on the fly - I contest that they took many takes to get these in along with everything else Tapper and Biden did...
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:41 PM (w2LAm)
Paige really helps me with my long iron game, IYKWIMAITTD.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
She improved my putts to a long iron.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 10, 2020 05:41 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 10, 2020 05:43 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Maybe I shouldn't click on them, huh? at September 10, 2020 05:45 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: Pervy Joe Biden at September 10, 2020 05:47 PM (+nWCH)
The thing is I do not know a socially acceptable way to ask some stranger to show me her tits and get her to do so.
Posted by: not so
If you've ever seen real tits up close then I'm pretty sure you do, or did.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 10, 2020 05:48 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2020 05:10 PM (HwiWi)
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It was a sock I think.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 10, 2020 05:49 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2020 05:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Boy, I just made that up...I hope the COBs don't take that seriously - I misspell about every third word and use horrible English in every comment - I'd never get out of some English grammar/spelling barrel.
Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2020 05:49 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Not wearing yoga pants, thank God at September 10, 2020 05:49 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: Jordan61
You tried to golf with her boobs? Interesting angle."
I think the only option is using the club like a pool cue.
Posted by: Zek at September 10, 2020 05:52 PM (r4fw8)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 10, 2020 05:53 PM (LBiyC)
The good posts they were complaining about?
The chess thread.
The pictures of chess masters at tournaments that occasionally showed cleavage sent this person into a freaking tizzy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 10, 2020 04:53 PM (UWqZJ)
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tizzy person needs professional help
maybe one of those personal therapists
cleavage, is there ever enough?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2020 05:55 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2020 05:57 PM (CFSlN)
It was a sock or a troll-probably the former. Just some poster doing a little routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2020 05:58 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at September 10, 2020 06:37 PM (umBCo)
Posted by: Three Things That Never Lie at September 11, 2020 01:17 PM (IFtES)
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