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Sundown Joe's Big Outside-the-Basement Adventure
I've linked this, but there's a funny new thing about it.
If you missed it, here was Sundown Joe sundowning during one of his rare outside-the-basement playdates with his nurses.What? pic.twitter.com/g8Xv43v8u8
— Thomas Catenacci (@ThomasCatenacci) August 31, 2020
Sound up! 🔊
— Kelb Hull (@CalebJHull) August 31, 2020
Find yourself someone who is as encouraging and supportive of you in your failures as NeverTrump/media are to poor Joe Biden. https://t.co/rEIEg0rdmo
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) August 31, 2020
**Joe Biden gets out of the car looking confused with pizzas in his hand**
— Kelb Hull (@CalebJHull) August 31, 2020
Man in the distance: “Hey Joe, you finally got out of the basement!”
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/XPAQgbwMVa
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Biden camp confirms they are going up on TV in Minnesota starting tomorrow (Twin Cities, Duluth, and Rochester) So far NV and MN are the only two states that Hillary won in '16 that the Biden camp has made buys in
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2020 06:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:06 PM (OrQfr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:06 PM (OrQfr)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2020 06:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2020 06:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 31, 2020 06:07 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2020 06:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2020 06:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 31, 2020 06:08 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 31, 2020 06:08 PM (MjnY3)
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)
@mattklewis
Right now, Joe Biden is saying EXACTLY what he needs to say.
what a dope
this is Matt trying really hard
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (5bg3W)
https://twitter.com/Doc_0/status/1300552963488972800
Supervillain origin story: sign language interpreter driven mad by attempting to close-caption Joe Biden develops bizarre kung fu style based on Biden speeches, hatches elaborate plot to force Batman into a duel
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group "Cluebat" at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (MjnY3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (b7x34)
LOL!!
Posted by: Jmel at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (lOwYA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (j4ZuY)
Did Trump just say the Jacob family wanted lawyers involved if he wanted to meet with them? That he spoke to their pastor or whoever.
If so, meh. Glad he turned it down.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
I question his carbon footprint for flying uselessly to Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (q2K0j)
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (tt3kE)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (zr5Kq)
@mattklewis
Right now, Joe Biden is saying EXACTLY what he needs to say.
Garble, mumble 100 year covid c'mon man to lives..
Posted by: JOE! at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (uKqbN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (j4ZuY)
What a pleasure it was to meet you on Saturday. You are an absolute joy and very sweet.
I won't tell anyone though.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (OrQfr)
@mattklewis
Right now, Joe Biden is saying EXACTLY what he needs to say.
"I just shit myself "?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Matt Lewis at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (HmZuC)
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I always marvel how many words the nevertrumpers can still manage to get out despite all the corporate dicks in their mouths
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (vd8XM)
Joe lowers his mask to speak to the heckler.
SCIENCE!
It's all good because he had a taped arrow on the ground pointing in a different direction.
So Joe's On Base and circle circle dot dot dot Joe has had his Cootie Shot!
NOT IT!!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (5bg3W)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (mHhLb)
Posted by: trev006 at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (4tdwb)
If so, meh. Glad he turned it down.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (rjE57)
yep, if they were plotting to turn it into some political "Gotcha!" moment, forget it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (/669Q)
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I figured he was at a chicken farm. I can't figure out the fencing otherwise.
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (j4ZuY)
Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: x at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (nFwvY)
....
We're now at the point where you could ignore polls (ok, ok) and just watch where the candidates go and where they buy ads.
Posted by: Ha at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (xskVc)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Curious George at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (tt3kE)
'Joe Biden Blames President Trump For Nationwide Violence In Pittsburgh Speech'
https://tinyurl.com/yxh9ctzr
They aren't even hiding their biases any more!
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)
https://tinyurl.com/y5mws7qo
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh my. As she's looking to the side she's blinking "get me outta here" in Morse code.
Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Joe Bidenesque at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (j4ZuY)
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"Pizzas? My handlers told me they were Molotov cocktails! Some meds are going to roll in my campaign, I tell ya ..." -- Beijing Biden/Chairman Xi 2020!!!
Posted by: ShainS at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (Sbs8X)
Posted by: Captain Obvious,
Very cool. We walked the interpretive trail and climbed a little hill overlooking the area. It was awesome.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (OrQfr)
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
What a pleasure it was to meet you on Saturday. You are an absolute joy and very sweet.
I won't tell anyone though.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:11 PM (OrQfr)
*smish*
In tennis news, yes, I'm watching because shut up, God Bless America.
There's a US male tennis player named Thai-Son Kwiatkowski.
*bald eagle screech*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (GbPPJ)
IN: "Joe is hiding in his spiderhole."
We really need to get better at messaging.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
Pocket full of Remdesivir options,
Ashes, ashes
We all fall victim to a lie!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (5bg3W)
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
*waves hand horizontally over head*
Brain Cloud!
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (+dsLj)
The man is incoherent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (pNxlR)
Why does Joe even have a sign-language interpreter? Does he want to make sure deaf people won't vote for him, too?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (wzG2V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2020 06:13 PM (WkPC9)
They lie, it's their nature to lie. Many years ago, " Dirty Laundry" was a song that people listened to, and liked. It has come into its' malevolent fruition in our time. Media has no morality. At all.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (HhXSr)
The man is incoherent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
The drunk that's at my local bar every day all day is more coherent.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (7bcfy)
Why does Joe even have a sign-language interpreter? Does he want to make sure deaf people won't vote for him, too?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (wzG2V)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (KnJdm)
It was in the basement of an industrial building of some sort.
Not sure how that's an improvement over his own basement.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (cnTJD)
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Did this gesture occur after Trump was shown tipping the staff with a wad of bills as he was leaving a building recently?
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (j4ZuY)
Lol!
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (aO8Gd)
I expect he will be given a Grammy for this speech in the spoken word category like obama and michelle
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (88xKn)
Community Service.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: The MLB can suck it! at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (MWvdC)
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2020 06:16 PM (wzG2V)
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I love this.
Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (/669Q)
Brain Cloud!
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 31, 2020 06:15 PM (AiZBA)
Maybe I should have gotten a second opinion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 31, 2020 06:17 PM (7bcfy)
Heya Joe. hello Mr. Dunahehehehe.
Posted by: Crazy Guggenheim at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (AiZBA)
There are now two reasons why I won't eat pizza
It has pineapple on it
Sundown delivered it
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf
At least he didn't eat part of a piece, throw the rest back in the box, and then lick his fingers like a certain piggy ex-mayor of NYC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: deaf guy at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (5bg3W)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Did you see the part where he kind of waved his hands as if to say " I have no idea what he's saying ".
Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (88xKn)
At least he didn't eat part of a piece, throw the rest back in the box, and then lick his fingers like a certain piggy ex-mayor of NYC.
We don't know that
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:20 PM (OjZpE)
I didn't watch the video. At what time did the interpreter flip the bird or make jerk-off motions?
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 06:20 PM (C+evo)
Did you see the part where he kind of waved his hands as if to say " I have no idea what he's saying ".
Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (88xKn)
Engrish, as she is spoke.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:20 PM (zr5Kq)
That first Biden video is Biden going off-teleprompter and trying to speak like Trump does in crowds.
Just trying to freely talk sends Joe's brain function into zombie land.
He can't do it, he can't gather a complete thought on his own and credibly share it.
And his Democrat handlers know it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 31, 2020 06:20 PM (xPl2J)
https://tinyurl.com/y5mws7qo
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh my. As she's looking to the side she's blinking "get me outta here" in Morse code.
Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (/669Q)
........
She just gives up, clasps her hands and looks off stage.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (AiZBA)
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (19RKp)
He did the Hookem about 9 times then started the jack off signal!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (aKsyK)
I finally got to watch it - wow - Joe Biden will not be serving as President of the local Senior Citizen Action Committee much less Pres. of the US of America - the man is way, way gone. The speech was bad and, really, quite grotesque in its inference that Trump is flaming death and destruction when its the left - but Joe didn't write any of that - its his goofy dumbass team that writes stuff not ready for political prime time. But Punchy Joe slurred and stumbled his way through, sometimes simply being incoherent - it was an awful performance on a speech that should never had been made in some venue for no purpose at all - no one came and the press asked no questions - Biden is over.
Posted by: Boswell at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: wferrin at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (DT67g)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (88xKn)
I did...the poor guy..
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (a0IVu)
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2020 06:10 PM (19RKp)
You really need to add the two finger sniff! and whoo! ala Blake!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
Caleb J. Hull tells us to look at Biden's sign-language guy as Biden mumble-stumbles through gibberish:
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I'm laughing so hard, I can't sit up straight in my chair.
I actually kinda feel sorry for this guy.
Until I realize he is making more money than me, and is a Democrat and wants me dead or imprisoned.
On the other hand, *uck him with a pineapple.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 31, 2020 06:23 PM (0OmEj)
Trying to finance the campaign with the tips. Plus, he can now expense PA campaign stop as a business trip.
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2020 06:23 PM (mHhLb)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 31, 2020 06:22 PM (uhPTO)
jack off sign!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:23 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: wferrin at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (DT67g)
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I'm guessing the heckler was yelling from the roof of the building across the street.
Posted by: The MLB can suck it! at August 31, 2020 06:23 PM (MWvdC)
On the SF artificial retail holocaust thing. Note that nothing short of apocalyptic isolation of every human in a society (impossible) has any material effect on an epidemic of this kind, and actually no "policies" of any kind have been shown to reduce ultimate spread and mortality.
And the CA regime just last week decreed utterly bizarre and completely unscientific new guidelines for return to normal life, essentially unrelated to the now-tailing off epidemic (even the old guidelines were just made up gibberish, but at least had some practical angle related to hospital capacity).
And if the CDC isn't radically fixed, we're only another novel virus away from a repeat of all this in many states.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (OTzUX)
I think we're all indebted to Sleepy Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said.
Posted by: Olson Johnson at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (HhXSr)
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Oh that's just Average, Everyday Ordinary Joe.
It's totally legit that he swung by the local pizza shop and picked up a few pies for the guys.
3 pizzas.
For a place that easily employes 10.
"One slice each, guys! One slice! And don't forget to thank Joe for taking away your lunch hour! We have the card in the break room for you to sign!"
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (aO8Gd)
Which reminds me, Joe sounded more coherent and Presidential in that "The Villages" drunk song and dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (OjZpE)
You may laugh, but right now Joe is enjoying hot cocoa (with mini-marshmallow!), graham crackers, and a good long soak in a warm bath of Mr. Bubble.
Can you honestly say your own circumstances are as good as that?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (pNxlR)
So confident are they in their incoming landslide they're doing ad buys in a state Republicans haven't won in nearly 50 years.
If Trump lost Minnesota by like 1.5% before BLM, plus no longer has Egg McMuffin on the ballot, plus has 6 Democrat mayors endorsing him. I think he pulls it off.
Posted by: Blago at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
You might forgive someone forgetting how a particular line of some historical document goes but this is plain gibberish of someone who cannot form nor repeat blueberry muffins with carburetors from when.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (Q87rR)
https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1300495064838397952
MSM edited it out
Posted by: Menack at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (w+yFr)
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Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel turn.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group "Cluebat" at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (MjnY3)
Funny.
Did Trump STROKE it, or GROPE it, Joe?
Posted by: mnw at August 31, 2020 06:25 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - Holding Nelson's Rum Ration at August 31, 2020 06:25 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (cnTJD)
Joe is most definitely not "5 by 5". I'll give him a 3 on strength but clarity is a 1. And I don't think com checks are gonna help.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 31, 2020 06:25 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (aO8Gd)
Oh they're so special.
Posted by: Milton Waddams at August 31, 2020 06:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
*glares
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Menack at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (buTO7)
Can you honestly say your own circumstances are as good as that?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (pNxlR)
I am drinking a hoppidillo IPA and doing much better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (y7DUB)
Way to win them over, Joe.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2020 06:12 PM (vd8XM)
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No, but she is going to stand outside of Trump rallies and hand out Yellow Stars.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (C1Lsn)
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These subhuman subbers of humans fecal fucks of subhumanity exist only to demoralize and suck the ancient farts out of Biden's ass as fuel to gaslight the populace.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (+dsLj)
So this headline is truthful - Senor Punchy did blame Trump for all the violence...but I am sure what is missing thereafter is the fact that this is Antifa and BLM instigated violence and has really nothing to do with Trump or normal Americans.
Posted by: Boswell at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (w2LAm)
Why or why not?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (GZ+At)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)
The Dims will swap in a bollard for Sundowner if things go further south.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Little Joe at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2020 06:14 PM (88xKn)
Most useful thing Joe has done in years.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (sy5kK)
If California is able to enact an "exit tax" for anybody that has lived
there, forever and ever Amen, can the other states enact an "entrance
tax" for Californians? Seems like a good idea to me. Who wants more
California twatwaffles stinkin' the place up?
Why or why not?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (GZ+At)
Likely unconstitutional in both directions.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: demoncrat at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (77wc3)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Marooned at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (yYptV)
"We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown."
Put a fork in this senile, nasty old fuck.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (66BnU)
Is not exit tax the Death Tax?
Hey why does government steal money from widows and children??
cause they are widows and children!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (+dsLj)
I am drinking a hoppidillo IPA and doing much better.
Posted by: rhennigantx
I was being ironical.
(Good choice!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (Zmnko)
yes, very much so
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (zr5Kq)
The Dims will swap in a bollard for Sundowner if things go further south.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:27 PM (pNxlR)
HRC is hoping it is padded!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)
Hazlewood is a shithole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2020 06:09 PM (b7x34)
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For Pittsburgh, everything south of Freeport is a shithole.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (+3rQF)
cause they are widows and children!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
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Just lead them less.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (MjnY3)
Oh the humility.
If Trump takes CA my schadenboner will exceed light speed and stab Andromeda in her dry pussy.
Cardi B will write a rap song about the event.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (arJlL)
Way to win them over, Joe.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
He thought it was Hunter.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (y7DUB)
Drove through rural Pennsylvania yesterday. Lots of Trump signs, no Biden signs. Not significant because no one lives there.
But I saw a Hillary sign. There's a town called Shartlesville.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (q2K0j)
Cause there's no way they would spend the money for supreme
Shitty, cold cheese pizza for lunch cause the plant got locked down for 2 hours for a photo op.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (aO8Gd)
AoS posters, including me, aren't exactly a representative cross section of the GE electorate!
Well have to wait to find out how normal people felt about it.
Posted by: mnw at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (Cssks)
not possible ...
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2020 06:21 PM (9dzlp)
I hate it when people just blatantly copy others.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Yes! Just for you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (MX0oV)
(Good choice!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:29 PM (pNxlR)
Irony Man my fav avenger!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (JFO2v)
Yeah, I caught the "stroked" for "stoked" lapse.
Joe was dreaming of Jeannie with the light brown hair.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (pNxlR)
Maybe she can tell us all about Ph balance and how to keep your WAP too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (KZzsI)
Harris Jan. 21, 2021
Posted by: Marooned
Joe walks into the oval office and plastic sheeting is on the floor.
he didn't make it.
Posted by: x at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (nFwvY)
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Theyve been doing that for 30 years.
I moved from San Diego 30 years ago. Tried buying a house only to find out I had been liened for 20k by the Califoria Franchise Board for not telling them I left. True story. I had to file a tax form claiming zero income in california before they would release the lien.
Posted by: Menack at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (w7KSn)
Why are there no whites of his eyes? Is he just a bad robot?
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)
"I brought Papa Johns pizza for everyone! Its cheese with pineapple! One slice each. And half a solo cup of flat Sprite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (gmo/4)
What is that truck stop pizza Harvick sells?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (KZzsI)
__________
Little-known fact covered by the media with a giant MyPillow:
Only 6% of the deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus in the USA have been due to the virus solely. The other 94% of deaths have had two or more "causes" (comorbidities, with one of the cause listed as Coronavirus).
Posted by: ShainS at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (Sbs8X)
We watched Idiocracy last night. It kinda' pissed me off. They kept laughing at the parts that are happening.
Posted by: The Gangster of Love at August 31, 2020 06:32 PM (F+dpa)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:32 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:32 PM (pNxlR)
You've got to cheerlead a man with obvious dementia who's decline is rapid and playing out for all of America to see.
Now you're supposed to be a bright person. You have to at least seem bright in order to push your narrative and get people to read the articles you're getting paid for.
Now you have to play a game. You have to act like what Joe said makes total sense, lying for your job. But lying also makes it seem like you also agree with Joe's gibberish, which makes you look like an idiot and decrease your chances of being perceived a thought leader.
Now your stuck. It would be much easier to defend a semi-literate socialist but Joe is making that very hard with what he's unable to articulate.
So by lying to protect your paycheck and agree with Joe, you're also damaging your brand by coming off as an idiot and hurting future chances to cheerlead another candidate for a paycheck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (Q87rR)
About to fly over Lake Michigan. We are hopping around.
So glad I have y'all to distract me. I was watching the press conference on fox, but the live feed got cut.
Flyover country really is beautiful.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OrQfr)
And runner, too, of course. But Insom is going to have some great news for, so I am especially hanging around to hear it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (MX0oV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Yes! Just for you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Do you believe this guy ?
Neither do I.
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OjZpE)
He tells the heckler: "Don't jump!"
Way to win them over, Joe.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
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Was it only six months or so ago that we were doing riffs on his folksy, obnoxious stream-of-consciousness speeches?
I had a lot of fun doing Joe Biden sock puppets, but they don't work now because he's essentially incoherent. He can't keep up that old lighthearted "God love ya, stand up!" stupidity.
All he can do is bark insults and stumble through his notes.
Sad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Probably Hunt Brothers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (b7x34)
Dazed And Confused
https://youtu.be/ZQgYn23Xvck
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
They've got to be miffed that they're not getting enough in-kind donations from the media in the state.
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2020 06:34 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 31, 2020 06:34 PM (0OmEj)
And half a solo cup of flat Sprite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Rachel Corrie was considered "sprite-ish"?
I did not know that ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Yes! Just for you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 06:30 PM (MX0oV)
But of course! Heh.
I took your advice about this morning, and it was helpful. Relaxed breathing and being thankful for hot running water in the shower. Good thing I did it then, as the day turned out to be pretty much exactly how I predicted. However, I did find myself laughing about it far more often than I found myself getting pissed off. I figure that's got to be a good thing!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)
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Yes only Trump went to the pizzeria and picked it up himself like a fucking boss, maskless.
Looks like these pizzas were just handed to Biden so he could uh, hand it back.
What a shitshow.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (+dsLj)
Oooof. It's a little bumpy up here.
About to fly over Lake Michigan. We are hopping around.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OrQfr)
Should take about 20 minutes.
You can see both shorelines when you get halfway across.
Wave to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (ufFY8)
Because Sundown is a "decent man".
The State of the Union Show would be pathetic. Would probably be at the level of "pull my finger".
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (C+evo)
About to fly over Lake Michigan. We are hopping around.
So glad I have y'all to distract me. I was watching the press conference on fox, but the live feed got cut.
Flyover country really is beautiful.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OrQfr)
Just think of it as an E ticket at Disney World.
Also when you fly over South Dakota make sure you wave!!!
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ShainS at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (Sbs8X)
So about 9000 deaths
Assault (homicide) 9,908
Same a black homicide!
Black Live Kinda Dont Matter
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v)
"covid has taken this year... Just since outbreak...
has taken more than one hundred year... look... here's.... the lives...
its just... its (mumbling)... think about it... more lives this year
than any other year in the past hundred years"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2020 06:19 PM (KZzsI)
Right now, Joe Biden is saying EXACTLY what he needs to say.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (7yxja)
214 WTF, didn't Trump just do that scene?
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Yes only Trump went to the pizzeria and picked it up himself like a fucking boss, maskless.
Looks like these pizzas were just handed to Biden so he could uh, hand it back.
What a shitshow.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (+dsLj
So now we're in the copy cat phase of Joe Biden 2.0
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (Q87rR)
For a place that easily employes 10.
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That is a great observation, RoyalOil
Ten guys that are very enthusiastic about food as a group, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (Dao3N)
Now your stuck. It would be much easier to
defend a semi-literate socialist but Joe is making that very hard with
what he's unable to articulate.
So by lying to protect your paycheck and agree with Joe, you're also
damaging your brand by coming off as an idiot and hurting future
chances to cheerlead another candidate for a paycheck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (Q87rR)
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The part where Biden completely lost the plot is damning. It's total gibberish. This isn't fumbling a line, he was building up to an attack and couldn't actually explain it.
More importantly, he couldn't go back and reset, he just had to stumble forward.
I'm enjoying these gimps prostituting themselves. It's like they took the money only after being assured "no butt stuff," and now they're finding out that there's lots of "butt stuff" involved.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Trich at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (7wCmd)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2020 06:06 PM
Abby somebody...Abby Normal.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (mNhhD)
Tomorrow Biden will deliver singing telegrams to people of Boise Idaho !!
-Biden campaign
Posted by: runner
BIG FAME CHANGER next week! Joe has signed on to be a member of Publishers' Clearing House Prize Patrol!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (pNxlR)
CDC finally admitted that 94% of 'Covid' deaths were 'comorbidity' deaths.
ie, had other life threatening illnesses, that Covid made worse.
So if you're healthy to start with? Covid ain't doing shit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2020 06:34 PM (9Fwwf)
What about the millions corps gave Black Lives (really dont) Matter?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (ONvIw)
Little-known fact covered by the media with a giant MyPillow:
Only 6% of the deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus in the USA have been due to the virus solely. The other 94% of deaths have had two or more "causes" (comorbidities, with one of the cause listed as Coronavirus).
Posted by: ShainS at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (Sbs8X)
I think that came out yesterday.
Surely, all the Progda stations will be leading with this story on the evening news.
Surely.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)
I think Bux-Mont is where the actual swing state swings.
I just wanted to make the Shartlesville joke.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2020 06:37 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
I think they will find a double, like they used to do for Stalin, and send him to debate. Trump's people should do a DNA test. And a drug test. For whoever shows up on that stage.
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (dUJdY)
Looks like these pizzas were just handed to Biden so he could uh, hand it back.
What a shitshow.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (+dsLj)
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Joe probably thought "Nice, lunch!" and his aide had to tell him they were actually for his voters, all twenty five of them.
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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It makes you really appreciate the overpopulation problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (Dao3N)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (sd8p8)
If I find on my pizza a little girl hair
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (cfSRQ
And the best part is they all hung their hat on Biden, which means they are radioactive for good.
Anything they say from now on can be dismissed with a 'you agreed with Joe Biden, who shit himself on the stage and had to be escorted off'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Do you believe this guy ?
Neither do I.
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (arJlL)
Tammy isn't a guy, so...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (tPibG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)
Biden's staff had told the press last week that his ads would go up in MN NEXT MONDAY, i.e., Labor Day.
Instead, they ADVANCED them.
Huh.
Posted by: mnw at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (Cssks)
Right now, Joe Biden is saying EXACTLY what he needs to say.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
There are a lot of broken or lobotomized folks in positions way over their heads right now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OrQfr)
Just think of it as an E ticket at Disney World.
Also when you fly over South Dakota make sure you wave!!!
Posted by: Archer
Whoa!!!
Early moon out today!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (axyOa)
It is a VERY good thing! You are rawkin' this!!!!
I like you being able to laugh in the midst of insanity, too!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (MX0oV)
Did the guy tip him?
No. It was probably more like this:
"When I ordered 'pizza' from Comet Pizza, you weren't supposed to actually bring real pizza."
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (C+evo)
>>Instead, they ADVANCED them.
In Minnesota.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (q177U)
Yes only Trump went to the pizzeria and picked it up himself like a fucking boss, maskless.
Looks like these pizzas were just handed to Biden so he could uh, hand it back.
What a shitshow.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM
Nonsense! Joe made those pizzas from scratch. And he put the boxes together too, from cardboard he corrugated himself.
Posted by: Never Trumpers at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Never Trumpers at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (mNhhD)
He didn't build that.
Posted by: Jug Eared Fuck at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (ufFY8)
-Biden campaign
Posted by: runner
BIG FAME CHANGER next week! Joe has signed on to be a member of Publishers' Clearing House Prize Patrol!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (pNxlR)
Joe Biden delivers mail in Chicago on Friday !
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (axyOa)
Sorry drapes were open!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (w7U/e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)
The pizza is a lie!
Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM
It's all a lack of pies! I mean, a pack of lies!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (mNhhD)
So glad I have y'all to distract me. I was watching the press conference on fox, but the live feed got cut.
Flyover country really is beautiful.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OrQfr)
Yes. It is.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)
Only 6% of the deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus in the USA have been due to the virus solely. The other 94% of deaths have had two or more "causes" (comorbidities, with one of the cause listed as Coronavirus).
Posted by: ShainS at August 31, 2020 06:31 PM (Sbs8X)
...due to the virus solely. That and advanced old age and liverpool pathway treatment. Mostly the liverpool treatment ...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (OrQfr)
Posted by: Trich at August 31, 2020 06:36 PM (7wCmd)
I wouldn't put Virginia on that list yet. The DC suburbs will come out strong to vote Dem because they hate Trump that much, and combined with Richmond and the area around Norfolk that's a lot for the rest of the state to overcome.
Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2020 06:42 PM (SbDwL)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 31, 2020 06:42 PM (2DOZq)
***************
They are really expanding the map aren't they?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
For a place that easily employes 10.
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That is a great observation, RoyalOil
Ten guys that are very enthusiastic about food as a group, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged
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That's why I said one slice each.
One slice of shitty, cold, soggy cheese pizza.
Lunch break in lock down.
No OT to make up for the 2-4 hours security shutdown.
Gotta bust their ass tomorrow to make up for it
I'm telling you, get someone to interview the floor guys-- they're pissed.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:42 PM (aO8Gd)
Anything they say from now on can be dismissed with a 'you agreed
with Joe Biden, who shit himself on the stage and had to be escorted
off'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (Q87rR)
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They've sold their souls to endorse...Joe Biden.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Since the flaming clown car of the CDC and even worse Third World s***-shows of state health departments have sparked a significant bit of activity by impartial data scientists, I think it might get done.
As the (apparently pretty incompetent) Dr Scarf said her own self, the week the CDC revises its cause of death coding, she feared the numbers would be up to 25% higher than reality. Some educated kibbitzers, based on what they've seen, are guessing the over-reporting will fall in the 25-35% range.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2020 06:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Biden at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (l3+k2)
https://tinyurl.com/yybpp8dt
"... QAnon as a digital cult instead of a conspiracy theory"(??)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (pcEUt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (C1Lsn)
It is a VERY good thing! You are rawkin' this!!!!
I like you being able to laugh in the midst of insanity, too!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (MX0oV)
I'm trying to make it a habit. Accountability helps a LOT.
I HAVE to laugh at the insanity. If you take it personally or seriously, it'll kill you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (XfjWI)
Joe probably thought "Nice, lunch!" and his aide had to tell him they were actually for his voters, all twenty five of them.
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (qKfc+)
He filched the three little plastic "tables" in the boxes for his troll doll collection. He thoroughly enjoys holding beer summits with his "troll patrol" buddies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
Doesn't matter where Joe debates from. He cannot do off-the-cuff. That's when he completely loses it. He can barely do off-the-teleprompter.
I remember his debate with Ryan. All he did was laugh and do a lot of c'mon mans. It was horrible...and that was 8 years ago.
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Biden at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM
Joe, that's ricotta.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (zr5Kq)
++++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Trump blatantly copied him, going to the exact same place Dave had gone.
Maybe Biden is trying to appeal to them
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (AwPyG)
**********
I'm wondering how much of a black voting swing might counter that, I don't think Trump needs to pull that many percentage points from black voters to tip the state in his favor.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (EgshT)
242 Did Witchdoktor have a report on that HR meeting he was supposed to have?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
I think he said he got a promotion!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)
Flying in from Gotham?
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (ONvIw)
coverage on the Delaware news sites. However, the Gannett-owned
'Delaware Online' site is again warning about QAnon, via USA Today:
https://tinyurl.com/yybpp8dt
"... QAnon as a digital cult instead of a conspiracy theory"(??)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (ExnWy)
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They have to create some Greater Evil that makes Joe the safe choice.
So that's it.
"Sure, Dem cities are in flames, Antifa is gunning down people but QAnon is even worse....somehow."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: socalcon at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (Roy2Z)
About to fly over Lake Michigan. We are hopping around.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (OrQfr)
Once my wife and I were flying and the plane hit some chop. She looked to me for comfort and I calmly explained that part 25 aircraft are designed for greater than 60fps gusts, that the analysis methods used are well understood, accurate, and fairly conservative, that almost no aircraft will ever see a 60fps gust and those that do will only see it once but the aircraft has the strength to withstand 50% over that even.
This took about three minutes, and I got an unhappy stare, "rewind, it will be fine let me hold your hand", "thank you".
Posted by: banana Dream at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (l6b3d)
242 Did Witchdoktor have a report on that HR meeting he was supposed to have?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
I think he said he got a promotion!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)
He's going to head up some Center of Excellence thingy IIRC. Hopefully that means more $$ and not just more responsibility!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J Ellis at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (RNNFg)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Do you believe this guy ?
Neither do I.
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2020 06:33 PM (arJlL)
Tammy isn't a guy, so...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:39 PM (NWiLs)
Shhhh!
next thing, you're going to spread vicious rumors about Ben Had.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
>>Instead, they ADVANCED them.
In Minnesota.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM
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But hey, biden is leading Trump in Minnesota by double digits.
That's why he is going there and advancing the ad buys cause he is so confident of his lead.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (JUOKG)
For a place that easily employes 10.
.......
The fat guy he handed the boxes to will easily eat a whole one himself.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/yybpp8dt
"... QAnon as a digital cult instead of a conspiracy theory"(??)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (ExnWy)
I've never followed Q very much, but I am inclined to start talking about it very favorably, just because it upsets all the right people so much.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Time for him to put on his big boy pants.
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (4fCtg)
I'm not complaining but it makes no sense.
Posted by: Mookie at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Presidential Candidate and Expert Hair-Sniffer Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (5bg3W)
Posted by: CN
Okay.
And the downside?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
no student to teacher trans ever recorded!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (9dzlp)
I've never followed Q very much, but I am inclined to start talking about it very favorably, just because it upsets all the right people so much.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Why the sudden interest in that larper? To say it's a conservative antifa? To the best of my knowledge Q inspires inaction, not action of any type.
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (w7U/e)
My guess? PDT got some good coverage going for pizza and this is Basement Joe's attempt to emulate that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2020 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)
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In most campaigns you have handlers and consultants coming up with stuff do and the candidate decides which will work.
Joe's not actually sane, so what's going on is they're doing a mish-mash of everything.
So he flies to Pennsylvania to deliver a 12 minute speech, no questions, no crowd interaction, nothing to actually move the needle and then they disappear.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: CN
Okay.
And the downside?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
I was thinking the same thing. Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)
Relax - you posted here afterward.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (pNxlR)
Thanks
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (ONvIw)
I sure don't see him managing to stand for two hours on a debate stage going head-to-head with Trump.
Actually I'm starting to come around to the idea that the Democrats may well have some backdoor plan to switch Biden out for another candidate. He's an unmitigated disaster for them.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (UIaHg)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (TdMsT)
Greatest judo move in history, if true.
But it's not.
Posted by: Auspex at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (Xo3T0)
Sundown
Joe better take care
If I find he's been sniffing
'Round my girl's hair
Sometimes
I think it's a sign
When I think that Joe's talkin
But he's snoozing again
(h/t Gordon Lightfoot)
Posted by: Hands at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (dUJdY)
Bad tacos??
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 31, 2020 06:38 PM (O+AcM)
That would work too.
https://youtu.be/2atkj_KWLl0
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (Z4rgH)
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden no malarkey at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (BYZWV)
The only thing that has been consistent is that the dems do not back up and re calibrate when anything goes horribly wrong. They just double down.
Terrible candidate? Double downEveryone hates Kaepernick? Double downFlu scare isn't working? Double down.
It's very strange.
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (i9N4z)
So glad you are able to laugh at the insanity. I had to do that for years.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
You absolutely can't get drawn into it, or it will make you crazy too!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
***********
Proof that dementia is a contagious disease
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (+dsLj)
It's an endless puzzle why the Dems went through with his nomination.
They could have announced him the winner, said he has to drop out due to
(obvious) health concerns. They would have received a massive sympathy
bounce, not to mention genuine interest in whomever replaced him.
Instead, they do this?
I'm not complaining but it makes no sense.
Posted by: Mookie at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (3vIkC)
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The Dems are split 3 ways: Clintons, Obamas and Bernie Bros. None can get a majority and they will not compromise.
If they had tried to replace Joe it would have taken 200 ballots and ended up deadlocked.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)
hey nurse!
did you get any ideas that would work for the next PacNWMoMe?
The one that Emperor Inslee may let us have, in 2025 or so?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
Okay.
And the downside?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Why should a 19yo boy have no social life? And he's an accounting major, not some "studies" creature destined for BLM.
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Dean M at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM (UIaHg)
But who? That's always been the question they could never answer.
ok we all know we're thinking Hillary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (Kpl3J)
It's an endless puzzle why the Dems went through with his nomination.
They could have announced him the winner, said he has to drop out due to
(obvious) health concerns. They would have received a massive sympathy
bounce, not to mention genuine interest in whomever replaced him.
Instead, they do this?
I'm not complaining but it makes no sense.
Posted by: Mookie at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (3vIkC)
It's almost as if you can sense the invisible hand of chocolate jesus at work.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (KnJdm)
Your in law is a perfect example of why casinos exist.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (tPibG)
dems do not back up and re calibrate when anything goes horribly wrong.
They just double down.
Terrible candidate? Double downEveryone hates Kaepernick? Double downFlu scare isn't working? Double down.
It's very strange.
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (AwPyG)
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They did, but that was long ago. Bill Clinton was a master at backing off and regrouping.
Obama didn't have to because the media was totally in the tank.
Now the assumption is that they can do whatever they want because the entire world hates Trump. Plus, revolutionary fervor demands it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
To got to Green is Harris County is impossible. Requires Medical intervention on a scale that does not exist. Or hunting down people to give them shots.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ProfShade, now with higher Ph in his D at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (BdDfF)
Posted by: Vendette
____________________
I definitely would put other swing states above VA, especially since that is where I see some Republican crossover support for Biden since it's in the Beltway.
But even with Hillary having a Virginia Senator and former Governor, she didn't hit 50%
McMullin and the Libertarian ticket combined took almost 4.5%. Think of all the gun control that's happened there.
It's not unwinnable, if Trump performs like 2.5% better, he takes it.
Posted by: Blago at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (OjZpE)
************
They probably believed the polls that showed him 50 points ahead and figured they were safe and Biden would easily coast to victory from his basement because no way orange man bad can win again.
They chose.... poorly.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (+dsLj)
from Puerto Rico to Florida this past February. I was having anxiety
like I've never had. Longest 3 hours of my life.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM (dUJdY)
I got to ride in the back seat of an F-4 Phantom during my Midshipman days with the Marines. We were never level and steady for more than 2 or 3 seconds. What an absolute blast! I even got a chance to fly it myself for about 20 minutes. When I was at the controls, the hard deck was 10,000 ft.
Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (gmo/4)
- Just got done talking with an in law who thinks Joe is playing rope-a-dope and will totally kill it in the debates."
Your in law is a perfect example of why casinos exist.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (tPibG)
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A friendly wager!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (Kpl3J)
I've always thought she'd swipe it. Then she'll swap out Kammy for Holder
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (ONvIw)
Has to be before ballots are printed and mailed, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Who are these pizzas for?
Am I running for Senate?
Where's Barak?
I thought that was a fart.
Did I remember my depends?
Is it safe to pee?
Ahhhhhhhhh
All likely thoughts that Joe had today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (Q87rR)
And the downside?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Why should a 19yo boy have no social life? And he's an accounting major, not some "studies" creature destined for BLM.
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (ONvIw)
heh, I don't think you understood the comment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (Kpl3J)
I'll bet every word that comes out of his mouth not in support of Joe, he knows he's going to pay for.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (ptqGC)
hey nurse!
did you get any ideas that would work for the next PacNWMoMe?
The one that Emperor Inslee may let us have, in 2025 or so?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August
I did! But I really don't have the time or the money to do it alone. I need to talk to a real event planner and get help. Mark is awesome, and he's a superhero, but we still need someone who actually knows what they are doing.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OTzUX)
One house in our neighborhood, one street over had a Biden/Harris sign up in their yard.
Not being retarded savages like the Democrats, we didn't burn their house down and slash the tires on their cars.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (oVJmc)
Biden, for his own good and the sake of the nation, needs to have a long delayed massive stroke and die.
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (yhf6w)
#2weeks
Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (AwPyG)
This is what you do when the national press is on your propaganda team, you make decisions based on "can or will the press be able to sell this pile of shit I'm putting out?" Most often you'll go with yes if you're the Dems.
Posted by: Boswell at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (w2LAm)
Try troop compartment in C-5. Facing the tail and no windows. Over the Atlantic and just got the box lunch.
And the plane hits an air pocket. Seems the whole world falls out with your stomach as the plane suddenly drops altitude.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (4fCtg)
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
I have an anecdotal story to how completely fraudulent this entire op was.
Boss's 82 year old mother who was in a nursing home due to a stroke and Alzheimer's, "contracted" Chinese bat flu and died in a nursing home.
Before the Chinese bat flu menace my boss used to talk about how his mom was getting close to the end, but nope she "died" from COVID!!!
This was all bullshit and it was apparent back in February.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (OyBX/)
You absolutely can't get drawn into it, or it will make you crazy too!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
My favorite is crazy combined with incompetence.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 06:50 PM (bDqIh)
I don't get it, either. But after "lying dog-faced pony soldier," "you ain't black," "are you a junkie," "listen, fat," those being the intelligible ones, I just chalk it up to Biden losing his mind.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)
Depending on where you are, early voting starts next week.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (GbPPJ)
But even with Hillary having a Virginia Senator and former Governor, she didn't hit 50%
McMullin and the Libertarian ticket combined took almost 4.5%. Think of all the gun control that's happened there.
It's not unwinnable, if Trump performs like 2.5% better, he takes it.
Posted by: Blago at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (gkdnV)
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I agree. Virginia didn't vote for the Democrats it got. They've been going berserk, assuming they'll never face re-election. Basically they got lucky in a wave election and instead of proving themselves worthy of long-term governance, they've gone crazy.
The law decriminalizing attacks on police also affects firefighters, EMTs and other government employees. That cuts right into their base. It's incredibly stupid.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
I can't got into a convenience store without seeing those guys! You have to speak 7-11 to understand anything.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
Bringing bismark donuts decorated like boobs and balls always works.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (/Dgcm)
Holy shit, Lake Michigan is BIG
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
The Great Lakes are more like freshwater seas.
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (OjZpE)
Holy shit, Lake Michigan is BIG
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
Meh
Posted by: Lake Superior at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (TdMsT)
94% of deaths attributed to covid were not from covid. now what...can we party ?
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 06:52 PM (zr5Kq)
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This is no time to relax our vigilance. The next two weeks will be crucial. We're all in this together. This is the new normal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (4fCtg)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (dWwl8)
One house in our neighborhood, one street over had a Biden/Harris sign up in their yard.
Not being retarded savages like the Democrats, we didn't burn their house down and slash the tires on their cars.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (dWwl
There is one out here in BFE. We are all just thankful that they self-identify.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Miklosian Hijinx at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Greatest judo move in history, if true.
But it's not.
Posted by: Auspex at August 31, 2020 06:48 PM
11th dimension chess
Posted by: Q-anon at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac"
That's nothing. One time I had all four wisdom teeth pulled.
Posted by: Brian Regan joke.....what....you had to be there....forget it at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (XTyi0)
*******
Thank God for stupid enemies.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Enjoying Gourmet Covfefe With Winston Wolf at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (+dsLj)
Btw,
Holy shit, Lake Michigan is BIG
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
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Not just big, great!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Heh, OK.
Now. . . why are they making him carry pizzas - is that supposed to male him look like a regular guy? Have to think that every little thing in an appearance is stage-managed to produced a desired impression. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (bDqIh)
To me he always seems on the verge of going off-script, and ranting, "You're an idiot if you don't vote for me! C'mon, man! I'm the best guy for the damn job! If you can't see that, you're a damned loser who has an IQ equal to my shoe size!"
Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe: Back in my basement, safe and sound! at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (KHYBZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM
~~~
After Joe's speech, the Dems may steal that...
Posted by: socalcon at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (Roy2Z)
Hell, Trump should follow him around (assuming he is allowed out anymore) and do it personally.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2020 06:41 PM (mNhhD)
Heh. Well done.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (Z4rgH)
Oh God I would have lost my lunch. The plane I was on pretty much shook the whole time. it was awful.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (dUJdY)
I AM NOT BANNING FUCKING!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 06:55 PM (sWM8x)
We'll not let them cut America's meat.
Posted by: Race Bannon at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (KnJdm)
@politicoalex
SCOOP: The right-leaning US Chamber is confronting an all out revolt in its ranks as it prepares to back a slate of Democrats. The latest headache for an organization in turmoil
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Office Biden support pushed me right the fuck over the edge.
Owner's damn brother. Supposedly educated. I have seen the diplomas.
Posted by: nip at August 31, 2020 06:58 PM (cpS4u)
Ditto. Had one hell of a ride through a winter storm in a turboprop commuter. Never forget it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (EgshT)
@politicoalex
SCOOP: The right-leaning US Chamber is confronting an all out revolt in its ranks as it prepares to back a slate of Democrats. The latest headache for an organization in turmoil
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S
Surprised they'd bite the hand that feeds them
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (sd8p8)
One house in our neighborhood, one street over had a Biden/Harris sign up in their yard.
Not being retarded savages like the Democrats, we didn't burn their house down and slash the tires on their cars.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (dWwl
++++
For 8 long painful years I detested Obama. But did I go around and destroy Obama signs or bumper stickers? No, I did not. Would not occur to me to mess with someone else's property.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (66BnU)
LOL!
I hope the cops enjoyed a nice late lunch/early dinner.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (dUJdY)
an all out revolt in its ranks as it prepares to back a slate of
Democrats. The latest headache for an organization in turmoil
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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Probably see their membership cut in half.
Great job!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
they never think it's their policies
Posted by: REDACTED at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (O+AcM)
I'm not tracking here.
Are you telling me that the Wuhan Death Miasma could infect a totally healthy ninety-year-old, and within a few days he will get one or more of the top co mords: dementia, heart disease, hypertension, COPD, diabetes, morbid obesity, cancer, end-stage renal, Parkinson's...?
Is that what you are saying?
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (C+evo)
The law decriminalizing attacks on police also affects firefighters, EMTs and other government employees. That cuts right into their base. It's incredibly stupid.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
___________________
VA elected really moderate-sounding Democrats and all of a sudden they governed like it was California.
It's not that liberal of a state, the legislature was controlled by Republicans up until just a few years ago. They just unfortunately had some terrible Republican candidates for things like Governor, and even then it was somewhat close.
I'd rank it down on the list of possible flips, but not at all out of reach.
Posted by: Blago at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Hands at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ProfShade, now with higher Ph in his D at August 31, 2020 06:51 PM (BdDfF)
The funny thing about pizzagate... I mean, haha, kids are being bought and sold, so funny... is that the messages people were sending back and forth, there's NO FLIPPIN'
WAY they were talking about pizza.
Were they talking about kids? I guess we don't KNOW for sure they were, but it sure as hell wasn't pizza.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Yeah, I kinda thought the same. Oh well. It happens.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nip at August 31, 2020 06:58 PM (cpS4u)
They mean nothing anymore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (b7x34)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
There is a good joke there, somewhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (YcSF2)
Your in law is a perfect example of why casinos exist.
Posted by: Azathoth
Does she wait in the pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin to rise?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2020 06:56 PM (dWwl
........
Ew. Those fingers.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)
to counter that, I was on a Delta flight into DFW once, heavy fog, you literally could not see the ground, runway, or any lights at all the plane got within 50 feet of the ground, and that was one of the smoothest landings I've ever been on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
We are going to give you, you know the thing.
The nuclear launch codes?
Yeah! The thing!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31
Don't jump!
Posted by: Joe: Back in my basement, safe and sound! at August 31, 2020 06:57 PM (KHYBZ)
Right, DO NOT JUMP! 35k feet is about 25k too high for what you're intending to do. Hijack the plane and make the pilot descend!
Posted by: D. B. Cooper at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (AMIL/)
Not being retarded savages like the Democrats, we didn't burn their house down and slash the tires on their cars.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (dWwl
A local Nextdoor feed lately included someone angry that someone else had stolen her Biden/Harris sign from her lawn, and that person was convinced that the same person had stolen a lawn sign from last year (VA has elections every single freakin' year). Person was demanding the thief bring that lawn sign back.
Somehow I have a feeling that if someone in the same neighborhood had stolen someone else's Trump/Pence sign and that person complained on Nextdoor, the poster mentioned above would be one of the people happy that it happened.
Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (SbDwL)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM
Walnut sauce.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2020 06:54 PM (TdMsT)
Oh yes. That's exactly what I am dealing with presently. It will drive you around the bend if you let it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)
hey nurse!
did you get any ideas that would work for the next PacNWMoMe?
The one that Emperor Inslee may let us have, in 2025 or so?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August
We're going streaking!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (KnJdm)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bn9oph
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (4fCtg)
Are you telling me that the Wuhan Death Miasma could infect a totally healthy ninety-year-old, and within a few days he will get one or more of the top co mords: dementia, heart disease, hypertension, COPD, diabetes, morbid obesity, cancer, end-stage renal, Parkinson's...?
Is that what you are saying?
Posted by: at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (C+evo)
I don't think even a Wuhan lab is that efficient.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (sy5kK)
Holy shit, Lake Michigan is BIG
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
And you can drink it...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (/Dgcm)
Apparently he called to complain, but they aren't taking his calls.
Once again: LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 31, 2020 06:53 PM (OrQfr)
There is a good joke there, somewhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (sy5kK)
Something about damning with faint praise? Or praising with faint damning?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)
Boxes are full of ballots
Posted by: willow at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (pcEUt)
----------------------------------
Somewhere out there is a Buick with a trunk full of pizzas that are gonna smell really bad in a couple days.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (+3rQF)
I guess since the word is that Trump is to blame, they can now be violent.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
I'm still giggling over the differences between the streamers and confetti for Biden's acceptance, and the multi-million dollar fireworks blow-out with TRUMP 2020 spelled out twice.
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (C+evo)
There was obviously a coordinated attempt to pack the house and senate with as many "moderate" dems as they could, who swore up and down that they'd never impeach the president, and then did so.
I imagine none of them think they will be re-elected. They went for all the marbles and lost (see: Paul Ryan)
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (AwPyG)
.....
And if the CDC isn't
Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2020 06:24 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (PJtXD)
I guess since the word is that Trump is to blame, they can now be violent.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 31, 2020 07:03 PM (5p7BC)
yes, good point
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
There was a famous blunder in a novel, I think from the 19th century, where the writer had his characters be drifting on a wrecked ship in Lake Michigan, while being on the verge of dying of thirst.
Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (unn44)
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)
Great job!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Given the topic of the blog post before this one, I'd say it had already been cut in half in San Fran!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)
I can't imagine the Dems actually care about procedure. But you may be right that uniting the unholy trinity of Clinton, Obama, and Sanders is simply not possible this year.
Posted by: Mookie at August 31, 2020 07:05 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: MikeN at August 31, 2020 07:05 PM (3G2Nq)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Ah, the good old days west of the Mississippi before deregulation.
Braniff, Western, Ozark, North Central, Hughes AirWest, PSA, and a lot more.
I left out Frontier because I think it's still going, somehow.
Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
tears for fears singing Mad World
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (axyOa)
they never think it's their policies
Posted by: REDACTED at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (O+AcM)
What's really cute about all this is, think of the younger, dopier "candidates" they had this year, the Buttgigs, the Tulsis, the Amy Kochblocher, even the Castro guy, Cori... all these people, as idiotically lefty as they are, NONE of them are quite evil enough to continue the direction the Democrat Party is going.
Now, your AOC and her squad folks, they are, but she's not old enough yet. And people are just going to hate Cummala more and more as they get to know her better.
Does the Democrat Party keep on this leftist path, or does it veer away from it. Should be interesting to see.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)
Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (XTyi0)
@politicoalex
SCOOP: The right-leaning US Chamber is confronting an all out revolt in its ranks as it prepares to back a slate of Democrats. The latest headache for an organization in turmoil
-over
Changing their motto to "From Each According To Xer Ability, To Each According To Xer Needs" was a step over the line.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 31, 2020 07:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump tweet: "I've spoken with my lawyers and we all agree on this: we are going to have the most beautiful and glorious ballot harvesting campaign the world has ever seen, the best, like no other. We will be sending our fellow patriots out to bring in tens of millions of votes that have never been collected before"
The melt-down would be epic.
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 07:07 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)
LOL - Between Braniff and Southwest (the LOVE airline!) in the 70's, they had the hottest Stewardess outfits in the business!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)
once, heavy fog, you literally could not see the ground, runway, or any
lights at all the plane got within 50 feet of the ground, and that was
one of the smoothest landings I've ever been on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2020 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)
I've had that experience, Northwest landing in Detroit.
About 5 years back I was on a Southwest flight that had just taken off and maybe 10 miles out the plane's nose noticeably tipped downward. Let's say I wasn't the only one freaking out. The pilot corrected pretty fast but I wouldn't have minded if he had turned the thing around and landed it.
Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2020 07:07 PM (SbDwL)
Sure, and of course there are any number of sea stories where the wrecked mariners are dying of thirst. Unfortunately, this one was set in Lake Michigan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2020 07:07 PM (unn44)
Anyone ever see Tom Donohue and Judge Smails together?
I thought not...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2020 07:08 PM (hfz81)
........
I guess Riot Kitchen was closed today.
Posted by: wth at August 31, 2020 07:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
Frontier disappeared, then came back as a decent airline, then remodeled as a no-frills crapclass hellride.
Posted by: Mookie at August 31, 2020 07:08 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)
from Puerto Rico to Florida this past February. I was having anxiety
like I've never had. Longest 3 hours of my life.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2020 06:47 PM
---
The wife got to ride in the co pilot seat on a flight from GITMO to Jacksonville, FL once with a bunch of women who needed hair cuts.
She said they had to fly as low as possible to avoid the thunderstorms and it was the roughest flight she had ever been on.
Caveat....she has been both catapulted off an Aircraft Carrier and trapped on a Carrier twice.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 31, 2020 07:08 PM (JUOKG)
WAY they were talking about pizza.
Were they talking about kids? I guess we don't KNOW for sure they were, but it sure as hell wasn't pizza.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)
Come on...
Who hasn't told a friend to hurry up with that pizza because I cannot wait to put my dick in a slice of that hot pie?!
I mean, Come on!
Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2020 07:08 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: CN at August 31, 2020 07:09 PM (ONvIw)
Turboprop from Anchorage to Valdez, Alaska. Did not see a single thing but cloud until suddenly there was a mountainside looming ahead, and then l the wheels hit the runway.
I'm really glad that pilots and the people who make instruments know what they're doing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 31, 2020 07:10 PM (unn44)
It would be kind of odd if Biden did that, considering 1) he's leading in virtually all the polls; and 2) there's no time to replace him & re-print the ballots.
Fantasy Island still has lots of fans, apparently.
Posted by: mnw at August 31, 2020 07:10 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2020 07:10 PM (OjZpE)
How quickly we forget that runt who spent over a billion dollars to win the hearts and minds of the LIV.
Posted by: 🐧 at August 31, 2020 07:10 PM (C+evo)
There was a famous blunder in a novel, I think from the 19th
century, where the writer had his characters be drifting on a wrecked
ship in Lake Michigan, while being on the verge of dying of thirst.
Heh.
==
Won't die of thirst, but it's damn cold out in the middle even at height of summer.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 31, 2020 07:10 PM (7FEyX)
an all out revolt in its ranks as it prepares to back a slate of
Democrats. The latest headache for an organization in turmoil
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Probably see their membership cut in half.
Great job!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 31, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
That is one of the great gifts of having PDJT. It's like he helicopter-dropped a metric ton of those sunglasses from the movie They Live to the GOP base.
We now see who the humans are, versus the aliens sent (by the Left, in this case) to destroy us.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2020 07:11 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 07:12 PM (MX0oV)
Holy shit, go watch Once in a Lifetime and imaging Joe Biden's head on David
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2020 07:12 PM (aO8Gd)
Braniff, Western, Ozark, North Central, Hughes AirWest, PSA, and a lot more.
I left out Frontier because I think it's still going, somehow.
Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
Northwest Orient Airlines.
https://tinyurl.com/y2es2f4f
1968 commercial. 16 seconds.
Could NOT be broadcast today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2020 07:12 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (bDqIh)
Thanks Lizzy
Posted by: Beartooth at August 31, 2020 07:13 PM (PJtXD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 31, 2020 06:43 PM (NWiLs)
Yes. Or land you in prison.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 31, 2020 07:13 PM (MX0oV)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 31, 2020 07:14 PM (Ndje9)
-- J. Danforth Quayle
In the age of Biden, more true than ever!
Posted by: Undocumented at August 31, 2020 07:14 PM (ogO43)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 31, 2020 07:14 PM (ejsiI)
Biden taught me that Trump is not leading as a president should but leading by inciting all the police shootings, riots, arson, looting and general violence by working hand and glove with his white supremacists minions and that only Slow Joe can save the day. Such a cabal we have never seen before.
Even more amazing is the how many white supremacists there are in this country that are black; how dumb can I be to not get you can be a white supremacist and be black.
I was stunned to find out that these white supremacists have infiltrated the peaceful protests and are causing all the mayhem to paint the protests in a negative light. Apparently, they are really good at this infiltration thing.They have all the chants down cold, are excellent at starting fires, great looters, have been going toe to toe with law enforcement for months and can hand out beat downs too.
What is brilliant is half of them look and act exactly like the fictious Antifa/Burn Loot Murder groups while the other half look and act like dudes with pickup trucks, who then engage each other in fake battles. Genius. Now that they are literally shooting each other is a nice touch to sell it all to a gullible audience.
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 31, 2020 07:16 PM (Fmrwt)
Braniff, Western, Ozark, North Central, Hughes AirWest, PSA, and a lot more.
I left out Frontier because I think it's still going, somehow.
Posted by: Gref at August 31, 2020 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
Northwest Orient Airlines.
https://tinyurl.com/y2es2f4f
1968 commercial. 16 seconds.
Could NOT be broadcast today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 31, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK)
Wow. Northwest ORIENT? I flew on such an airline way back in 1983...
As for Frontier, an airline by that name folded 34 years ago this week. But apparently the name was revived for another airline. A terrible one, at that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 31, 2020 07:16 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 31, 2020 07:00 PM (YcSF2)
Don't interview them, just take them directly to the airport and send them back. Simple as.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 31, 2020 07:17 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2020 07:18 PM (/Dgcm)
see a single thing but cloud until suddenly there was a mountainside
looming ahead, and then l the wheels hit the runway.--Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Same sort of experience for me flying over Nepal near the "roof of the world", but the pilots don't fly through the clouds there because the clouds have rocks in them.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 31, 2020 07:19 PM (UIaHg)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 31, 2020 07:17 PM (nu45M)
We can't talk to you. Therefore we don't know why you are here. We are sending you back.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 31, 2020 07:20 PM (J70i0)
I got your c*ck in a box right here!
Posted by: Bosk at August 31, 2020 07:25 PM (SWbVS)
Mad World, by Michael Andrews from the Donnie Darko sountrack
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 31, 2020 07:33 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: RalphF at August 31, 2020 07:44 PM (+3O5L)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at August 31, 2020 07:53 PM (SqpTW)
Hey I want a come on I mean you look 300pies ago. I came to Scant in New Mexico. Man that Turnup is bad.
No Quakers today, I come to go.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2020 08:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ron n. at August 31, 2020 08:42 PM (om5HK)
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