CNN Headline: Night of Blazing Arson Is "Fiery But Peaceful Protests"

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From Vodkapundit's rundown of last night's riots peace.

"Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests."

When Insanity Wrap first saw this late last night, we assumed it was a clever photoshop.

But no. It's the real deal.

...

CNN couldn't think you’re that stupid, could they?

They could.

They do.

CNN's own reporter stood there in front of the still-burning hulks of what had previously been peoples' cars. Meanwhile, the infotainment network's editors, apparently, scrambled trying to think of a way to convince you that you weren't seeing with your own eyes exactly what CNN’s camera was showing you.

What they came up with was "fiery but mostly peaceful" and called it a night.

Insanity Wrap wishes no harm to anyone, period. We do find ourselves wondering though, how CNN would label acts of arson committed against CNN's offices and vehicles.

I think we're all wondering that with increasing frequency.

Meanwhile, CNN is shrieking about what I'll call Kyle Rittenouse's Shooty but Peaceful Protests in favor of civil order and respect for the law.

Instapundit just put this up:

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Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Someguy at August 27, 2020 02:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 It's true. Most people on the Hindenburg survived.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:16 PM (icI8A)

3 top ten?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 27, 2020 02:17 PM (48RE5)

4 Kaboom!

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at August 27, 2020 02:17 PM (PwJN3)

5 Europe from 1939 to 1945 was, in factual reality, "mostly peaceful." Fighting only occurred on 5% of the land area at any given time.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:17 PM (HEEq1)

6 Another interesting point:

When gangbangers and thugs do drive-by shootings and drug turf wars, they often hold the gun sideways in order to look cool, and very often unleash a volley of 10, 20 or more shots rapid-fire, almost all of which spray (if they're lucky) in the general vicinity of the intended victim, but generally miss, and hit bystanders. The gangbanger "on target" percentage is about 5% at most. Terrible control.

Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse had a gun than was much more difficult to handle at close quarters, and yet had a 100% target accuracy -- every bullet hit its target, no waste, no spraying at random, no bystanders hit.

Explanation for the difference?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (HEEq1)

7 The Titanic's maiden voyage was mostly successful. Almost perfect safety record.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (E8fen)

8 Do these propagandist press whores not understand that "mostly peaceful" has become a meme about how absurd they are and how much they lie? Yet, they continue to literally use that exact language.

I am not the smartest person in the world (hell, I'm not the smartest person I've ever met) but I sure am glad I am not a dull-normal like these fools.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (hYcqw)

9 Remember how CNN put up a racist wall when protests started in Hotlanta?

Posted by: Bete at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (Ojki1)

10 From mostly peaceful to fiery but mostly peaceful. What's next?

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (mNhhD)

11 CNN-Large fire for hot dog roast and smores after peaceful protest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (WkPC9)

12

Fiery but mostly peaceful Japanese airshow at Pearl Harbor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (S67j9)

13 Wait a minute...

You mean they're not tell the truth?

Posted by: jwest at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (/BlEx)

14 Hindenburg. A mostly successful transatlantic flight.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (UNuaH)

15 The "This Is Fine" meme is supposed to be a joke, not a reporting style guide.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (icI8A)

16 Heh.


Started drinking early today.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (U2p+3)

17 Fiery, like the hot sauce that Hillary always carries with her

Posted by: josephistan at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (Izzlo)

18 What about all those women Ted Bundy didn't kill, huh? Thousands of them. Man was a fucking saint.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (icI8A)

19 The shelving is mostly structurally sound.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (DMUuz)

20 Dinner at the Dahmer house was chewy, but mostly pleasant.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (sX1BW)

21 The Titanic's maiden voyage was mostly successful. Almost perfect safety record.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (E8fen)

Just one incident short of a perfect record.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (lgiXo)

22 14 Hindenburg. A mostly successful transatlantic flight.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (UNuaH)

Hey, they got to where they were supposed to go. Just screwed up the landing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2020 02:19 PM (1ISKN)

23 Who do you believe -- me, or your scorched, flaming eyes?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (HEEq1)

24 What do we care, it isn't our shit!

Posted by: Woke CNN Producer at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (+0uDE)

25 Fire is mostly peaceful... That's a good one

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (Zmnko)

26 NOBODY expects the BLM Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Marx.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (3aI0K)

27 Antifa manbaby cries as mostly peaceful and still attached arm dangles like chunky salsa from his shoulder.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (icI8A)

28 #4 Kaboom
There's a fireworks retail store on the highway I take to visit my mom - called "Kaboom!"
I laugh every time I drive past, my mom says I don't laugh enough though

Posted by: Greg61 at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (FvHZ4)

29 "After the commercial, we return to our regularly scheduled OrangeManBad coverage."

-the MSM. ALL of them.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (ZCiJZ)

30 It's not so much fire, as it is a lack of not fire.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (Uxv4o)

31 Fiery but mostly peaceful. Like my crotch.

Posted by: Lindsey Lonehand at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (xyET9)

32 Joe Theisman's leg mostly straight and undamaged after big hit from Lawrence Taylor.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (icI8A)

33 Ike and Tina Turner had a fiery, but mostly peaceful, marriage

Posted by: josephistan at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (Izzlo)

34 I hope-if they haven't gotten this in the works already, Babylon Be will take this on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (WkPC9)

35 All lives can't matter until trannys can use the girl's restrooms!


*dammit...that didn't help*

Posted by: Looted Target Store at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (ELgVT)

36 CNN is asshoe

Posted by: CN at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (ONvIw)

37 Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse had a gun than was much more difficult to handle at close quarters, and yet had a 100% target accuracy -- every bullet hit its target, no waste, no spraying at random, no bystanders hit.

Explanation for the difference?
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (HEEq1)


I am not sure this is true that he only fired 3 times.

Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (ZfRYq)

38 That Zeppelin reminds me of my cock.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (93XwO)

39 Yeah, yeah and Mrs Lincoln said the play was mostly enjoyable.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (LGXGf)

40 Aside from those 3 seconds when the ball flew over the center field wall with the bases loaded, the entire baseball game was a shutout. 99.99% of the time, it was scoreless.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (HEEq1)

41
Every Black person who was ever born either has died or will die.

Posted by: CNN Bureau of Significant Statistics at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (G51Gf)

42 Protesters are the lefts super heros, they could never say anything bad about them.

Except for conservative protesters.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (1ISKN)

43 They were listening to Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (aKsyK)

44 Ace taught me the journalistic passive voice long ago.

The night is just fiery. Just happens to be fiery.

That's what things that are fiery are. They're fiery. Like a fine Latina.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (Uxv4o)

45 8/6/45. Bright but mostly peaceful a.m. in Hiroshima.

Posted by: Buckaroo at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (6egPo)

46
Somebody did something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (mht8P)

47 Arson is peace
A red hat is violence

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (J8nVw)

48 Fiery but mostly peaceful fireworks display at Hiroshima.

Posted by: wth at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

49
Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse had a gun than was much more difficult to handle at close quarters, and yet had a 100% target accuracy -- every bullet hit its target, no waste, no spraying at random, no bystanders hit.

Explanation for the difference?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM


he had his AR set on auto-kill, silly

Posted by: Fingers Biden at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (SaWys)

50 There was a German circus acrobat on the Hindenburg who saved his life by jumping out of the gondola.

Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (Cssks)

51 >>>19 The shelving is mostly structurally sound.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Zionist Lies

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (PbpT7)

52 Headline Hiroshima:

Mostly Peaceful Nuclear Bomb Happily Drops. Detonates.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

53 CNN, the Baghdad Bob of news outlets.

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (qKfc+)

54 This is the second time they've done this. During the initial round of riots in Minneapolis back in May, there was a CNN reporter standing in front of a burning building, talking about peaceful protests on air.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (datdl)

55 Explanation for the difference?
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM


Some guns are more accurate evil than others, and we're going to do something about that!

Posted by: Joe Biden and Beto O'Rourke at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (DMUuz)

56 Instapundit must have got that Hindenburg idea from the Morning Report thread!


By the way, here is video of the mostly peaceful deliberate and repeated Russian ramming of a US MRAP in Syria from yesterday. Only concussions as a result. For now.

https://tinyurl.com/y6xplmy5

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (gtNWf)

57 OJ's marriage 'largely tranquil.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

58 The NBA playoff ratings were good, but mostly dismal.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (sX1BW)

59 Mostly ethically sound Enron hunted down by white supremacists for minor clerical errors in its mostly honest accounting practices.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (icI8A)

60 Antifa brings guillotine for fair sandwich division after mostly peaceful protest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (WkPC9)

61 Aviation news. It's fugly but remarkable performance claims.

https://bit.ly/2EAdkt8

Otto Aviation says the Celera 500L had a maximum cruising speed of at least 450 miles per hour and a range of over 4,500 miles. It also has impressive fuel economy, achieving 18 and 25 miles per gallon, according to Otto Aviation. A traditional business jet with similar capabilities to the Celera 500L, including its six-passenger capacity, typically burn a gallon of fuel for every two to three miles of flight, making Otto's design dramatically more economical, as well as more environmentally friendly. The company says that the Celera 500L will have an unbelievably low per-hour flight cost of just $328.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020


*
*

Looks like a good value. Order one for each Council member, Parfrey.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council member at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (Ejm1K)

62 Babylon Bee is about to throw in the towel. It is impossible to parody these people.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (5p7BC)

63 i seriously thought it was a Bee article. the picture AND guy in it was so well done it HAD to be a photoshop.

then someone showed the video and no, it was real.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (8D42x)

64 That Zeppelin reminds me of my cock.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (93XwO)
........

Half of it is burning?

Posted by: wth at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

65 Joe Rosenbaum has mostly stopped dropping n-bombs

Posted by: x at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (nFwvY)

66 39 That Zeppelin reminds me of my cock.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (93XwO)


Rapidly going limp with a burning sensation?

Posted by: jwest at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (/BlEx)

67 31 It's not so much fire, as it is a lack of not fire.
Posted by: ...

haha

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (PbpT7)

68 When gangbangers and thugs do drive-by shootings and drug turf wars, they often hold the gun sideways in order to look cool, and very often unleash a volley of 10, 20 or more shots rapid-fire, almost all of which spray (if they're lucky) in the general vicinity of the intended victim, but generally miss, and hit bystanders. The gangbanger "on target" percentage is about 5% at most. Terrible control.

They need to study vector analysis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (dBq3T)

69
Arson is peace

A red hat is violence
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist


Yep. 1984 in the 21st century....

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (ZCiJZ)

70 They are really hoping that Laura kills a few thousand people so that they can stop talking about all this.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (datdl)

71 Some people did something.

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (AMIL/)

72 These violent, explicitly anti-White race riots are the biggest political self-own in political history. The House may flip, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)

73 That shit just got fiery all up on itself.

Posted by: Lindsey Lonehand at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (XvZoA)

74 65 That Zeppelin reminds me of my cock.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (93XwO)
........

Half of it is burning?
------------------
Hogs and Hot Rods smoke.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (93XwO)

75 we are enjoying a suboptimal level of non-conflagration

Posted by: CNN's Legal Department at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (PbpT7)

76 Not only can fire not melt steel, it is also peaceful. Is there anything that fire can't not do?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (HEEq1)

77 So,

how do we rescue the brainwashed citizens in our midst? How do we de-program them effectively?

Posted by: Emmie at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (4JM5Y)

78 People Kyle Rittenhouse shot mostly still alive...

nah, that one's not true.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (icI8A)

79 That bastard FDR was bogarting all the helium, forcing the Reich to use splody hydrogen. We had regular transatlantic Zeppelin service from Berlin to South America, folks flying in spacious comfort. We blame Roosevelt and New Jersey!

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (PwJN3)

80 Sure, the fires look big but the truth is it's only consuming small percentage of the earth. Unless you DENY SCIENCE.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (Uxv4o)

81 Apples, bananas, what's the difference?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (+y/Ru)

82 A mostly successful theater production!

Posted by: My American Cousin PR Dept at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (r4fw8)

83 Fiery NBA player boycott, but mostly useless after deciding money was better than whatever point they were trying to make.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (sX1BW)

84 At some point we're going to have to make an example as to why lying to us may create more problems for them than its worth. Has anyone ever tried an aggressive protest at their offices? We need to do that.

Posted by: drerbrerard at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (sQdgR)

85 63 Babylon Bee is about to throw in the towel. It is impossible to parody these people.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (5p7BC)

Yep. The modifier is "beyond."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (puu6v)

86 From Drew Holder on twattwrs: The guillotine was peaceful for the majority of its descent.

Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (t8efL)

87 Headline:

"146 Die In Triangle Shirtwaist Mostly Peaceful Factory Fire"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (l0Lgi)

88 We're witnessing a live look in at the last days in Hitler's bunker

They're not trying to convince us-- they're trying to convince themselves

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (aO8Gd)

89
We do find ourselves wondering though, how CNN would label acts of arson committed against CNN's offices and vehicles.

---

Let's find out together.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (zdKqH)

90 We had a fiery but mostly peaceful series of flyovers from the Allies.

Posted by: Dresden at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (Ejm1K)

91 Looks like a good value. Order one for each Council member, Parfrey.
Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council member at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (Ejm1K)
+++++++++++
Looks cool. And cheap (as far as private jets go, anyway). When I play "what would I do if I were rich" games, I often wonder whether I'd want a small and fast jet or a big luxurious one like a BBJ.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (hYcqw)

92 Damn...had a flight booked on that airship. Hope they give refunds.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (sB8AM)

93
Another interesting point:

When gangbangers and thugs do drive-by shootings and drug turf wars, they often hold the gun sideways in order to look cool, and very often unleash a volley of 10, 20 or more shots rapid-fire, almost all of which spray (if they're lucky) in the general vicinity of the intended victim, but generally miss, and hit bystanders. The gangbanger "on target" percentage is about 5% at most. Terrible control.

Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse had a gun than was much more difficult to handle at close quarters, and yet had a 100% target accuracy -- every bullet hit its target, no waste, no spraying at random, no bystanders hit.

Explanation for the difference?
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (HEEq1)

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1. Kyle is a responsible human being with respect for life.
2. He knows he as a white conservative heterosexual male will be held responsible for every shot he took. Do you think anyone will be held accountable for the shots they took that night? Especially the ones they fired at Kyle?

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (+0uDE)

94 Look, when you think about it, the arson that destroyed your business isn't violent, it's, uh, spicy! Like a Gloria Estefan song!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (icI8A)

95 Well Good Afternoon this is Casey Kasem with your daily Long Distance dedication todays Long Distance dedication goes out to the PANTYfa moron who was shot in the Head & here is your late but Great Long Distance Dedication NIN - Head Like a Hole https://youtu.be/ao-Sahfy7Hg

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (2Oyfh)

96 And #79 brings the stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (oVJmc)

97
The calorific potentials of those businesses were fully developed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (mht8P)

98 @39 Pudding Head-If your c*ck resembles being consumed by fire, you might want to go get that treated immediately. Next time use a condom.

Posted by: JROD at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (0jZnq)

99 Left winger Jonathan Chait from NY Mag says Dems need to be extremely concerned about what is happening in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (BOZsl)

100 Babylon Bee is about to throw in the towel. It is impossible to parody these people.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (5p7BC)
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Yeah. They do great work and are more accurate (though less real) than any other outlet - but their editors must see shit like this and just shake their heads and try to hold back the tears.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (hYcqw)

101 The Hindenburg zeppelin gag never gets old.

Posted by: 13times at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (M6Yu0)

102 Must be frustrating as hell for PDT to be supposedly in charge of the FCC and have to sit back and bide his time and play out rope while the corporate media incites and cheerleads this shit.

They should all be very thankful he's not the dictatorial monster they claim he is.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (48RE5)

103 81 That bastard FDR was bogarting all the helium, forcing the Reich to use splody hydrogen. We had regular transatlantic Zeppelin service from Berlin to South America, folks flying in spacious comfort. We blame Roosevelt and New Jersey!

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (PwJN3)

But that did allow the Germans to put in more passenger space. Hydrogen has higher lifting power.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (1ISKN)

104 Passengers on the Costa Concordia enjoyed a mostly pleasant cruise.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (DLzZd)

105 Explanation for the difference?
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (HEEq1)

Long guns inherently offer greater accuracy and control and usually have a heavier, more effective caliber and far greater velocities, which are in turn capable of effecting hydrostatic shock in tissue, causing greater damage and hence offering greater stopping power.

Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (OLtrr)

106 Sure, the fires look big but the truth is it's only consuming small percentage of the earth. Unless you DENY SCIENCE.
Posted by: ...
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It's just bricks and mortar...these people have insurance. Besides, now some poor child will be able to eat tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (l0Lgi)

107 I can't believe the people at CNN are that stupid.

Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (mpXpK)

108 28 Antifa manbaby cries as mostly peaceful and still attached arm dangles like chunky salsa from his shoulder.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:20 PM (icI8A)


I hereby dub him "Lefty."

Which he also was before, of course, in the political sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (dBq3T)

109 100 @39 Pudding Head-If your c*ck resembles being consumed by fire, you might want to go get that treated immediately. Next time use a condom.
---------------
Its a Whole Lotta of Love.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (93XwO)

110 Vandalizing cars is hazardous to your bicep GAINZZZZZ

Posted by: The Hodge Twins at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

111 A fiery but mostly peaceful inspection of the guns.

Posted by: "Guns of Navarone" Ops Team at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (Ejm1K)

112 CNN.

You know you're a joke, right?

I mean, you CAN'T look at this and NOT KNOW you're a laughing stock.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

113 Ah, wonderful. The "I'm just sayin' ..." and "everybody agrees that ..." lily-livered apologists show up. It would be laughable if it weren't so tedious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (hYcqw)

114 Remember all those Biden staffers bailing out Antifa and BLM terrorists? They don't remember, either!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (puu6v)

115 They're just stealing from out beloved 'Bee at this point.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (AD3JT)

116 Clever photoshop:

https://bit.ly/32Abm4h

Austere Religious Scholar Killed in Home Invasion, Suspect Identified

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (Do5/p)

117 Kennedy took a mostly peaceful drive through Dealey Plaza.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (dNzKv)

118 "It's just bricks and mortar...these people have insurance. Besides, now some poor child will be able to eat tonight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (l0Lgi)"

And some young worms will have a fucking buffet tonight.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (icI8A)

119 It's just bricks and mortar...these people have insurance. Besides, now some poor child will be able to eat tonight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (l0Lgi)


Children who are on the "car diet."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (dBq3T)

120 Joan of Arc's Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Execution

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (Z4rgH)

121 Every Black person who was ever born either has died or will die.
Posted by: CNN Bureau of Significant Statistics

LaBron "Sand In My Vagina" James is scared to death!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)

122 https://bit.ly/3jey34u
*******
Ep. 1332 A Shock New Poll Has the Democrats in a Panic - The Dan Bongino Show® - YouTube

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (2Oyfh)

123 Willowed, so let me post in case Zombie is still around:

Hey Zombie,

Have you heard of a book called Operation Mind Control? It's available here;

https://tinyurl.com/y62avxyu

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (JKNZq)

124 Mostly stable Twin Towers collapse after mostly peaceful Muslims fly mostly indestructible jet aircraft into them.

Posted by: CNN on 9/11 at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (2M/TV)

125 The clowning on liberals is far too easy. The worst part is this would look even better as a Trump television ad.

Posted by: trev006 at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (A0aOP)

126 Passengers on the Costa Concordia enjoyed a mostly pleasant cruise.
Posted by: Count de Monet
--------

Passengers on the Titanic were actually having a sing-along.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (ELgVT)

127 Fiery but mostly peaceful attack carried out on Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: CNN in 1941 at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (tVQUs)

128 The calorific potentials of those businesses were fully developed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (mht8P)

nerd alert!

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (J8nVw)

129 ace, there's also "otherwise unarmed" BS headline:


"Jacob Blake had a knife in his car but was otherwise unarmed, Wisconsin DoJ says. . ."


https://tinyurl.com/y2ajbw8u

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

130 "It's just bricks and mortar...these people have insurance. Besides, now some poor child will be able to eat tonight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (l0Lgi)"


Free Kyle Rittenhouse. Rosenbaum and Huber had life insurance, so it's all good, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (dBq3T)

131 I thought it was very racist of that Rittenhouse kid to kill all those, uh, wait -- white people?? Ah, screw it. Let me try again.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (HEEq1)

132 Jonathan Turley's takedown of the CNN headline is pretty hilarious for such a staid guy.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (qe5CM)

133 "Children who are on the "car diet."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (dBq3T)"

It's well known that catalytic converters are full of essential vitamins and minerals like Palladium.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (icI8A)

134 Marie Harf on Fox may have made herself a defendant in a lawsuit: she said the vigilante in Kenosha murdered somebody. Not an exact quote except for sure she said "murdered" and did not say allegedly.

Posted by: FloridaMan at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (DtGsl)

135 Nurse, I may join you. *eyeballs bottle of tequila*

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (dUJdY)

136 The Enola Gay had a mostly peaceful flight over Japan.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (UNuaH)

137

Was it mostly peaceful when they were rioting in Atlanta and got into the CNN lobby?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (S67j9)

138 Bill Cosby's spiked but mostly drug-free cocktails.

Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (cspJy)

139 The only reason Democrats aren't polling lower is "you totally suck" isn't typically one of the choices.

Posted by: Zek at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (r4fw8)

140
The Duke of Cumberland's fiery but mostly peaceful tour of Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (mht8P)

141 >>>131 ace, there's also "otherwise unarmed" BS headline:


"Jacob Blake had a knife in his car but was otherwise unarmed, Wisconsin DoJ says. . ."

https://tinyurl.com/y2ajbw8u
Posted by: Lizzy

lol

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)

142 Mostly Peaceful Protest Against the 7th Cavalry at the Little Bighorn

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (HwiWi)

143 The calorific potentials of those businesses were fully developed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 02:25 PM (mht8P)


WILL NO ONE THINK OF ALL THE CO2 BEING EMITTED??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (dBq3T)

144
Blame the fiery part on climate change.

Posted by: CNN producer in reporter' ear piece at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (G51Gf)

145 There's a hilarious twitter feed going on right now, on the "Mostly" theme. Some time back, Brian Stelter tweeted that these claims that Biden shouldn't debate were mostly a Right Wing, Fox News generated media tempest. So today, Nancy Pelosi called on him to refuse to debate, and a lot of people jumped on Stelter about his ridiculous former post. One guy tweeted that "Now watch, Brian Stelter is going to show up and say "Wait, I said it was MOSTLY a Right Wing claim, so I wasn't wrong." Everyone chortled.

a few tweets later, Brian Stelter jumped into the thread and tweeted "Wait, I said it was MOSTLY a Right Wing claim, so I wasn't wrong!" It's hilarious, someone should find the link to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (Kpl3J)

146 137 Marie Harf on Fox may have made herself a defendant in a lawsuit: she said the vigilante in Kenosha murdered somebody. Not an exact quote except for sure she said "murdered" and did not say allegedly.
Posted by: FloridaMan at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM (DtGsl)

She made FOX a defendant.

Good.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (puu6v)

147 79 AD: Pompeii News Network reports Vesuvius 'largely dormant.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

148 125 Willowed, so let me post in case Zombie is still around:

Hey Zombie,

Have you heard of a book called Operation Mind Control? It's available here;

https://tinyurl.com/y62avxyu
Posted by: notsothoreau


I'll check it out.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (HEEq1)

149 Not an exact quote except for sure she said "murdered" and did not say allegedly.

Yep, I heard her. What a waste of skin.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (dUJdY)

150 The Enola Gay had a mostly peaceful flight over Japan.

-----------

I rate this one as true.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (sX1BW)

151 The chili was mostly without carrots.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (axyOa)

152 Hey, does anyone know what gun that Hitler clone used to shoot the three peaceful marchers protesting against racism?

What shooting! I think I'll have my own security detail upgrade their guns to that!

Posted by: Jeff Zucker, President CNN Worldwide at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (MhIGq)

153 And speaking of being unarmed, here's Gaige!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (icI8A)

154 Ted Kennedy took a mostly-dry and almost-fatality-free trip through Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

155
"Jacob Blake had a knife in his car but was otherwise unarmed, Wisconsin DoJ says. . ."



In the car....where he was going.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

156 How bad have these riots backfired on the Dems?

This bad:

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Thursday accused President Trump of "rooting" for violence amid the unrest in Kenosha, Wis., following the police shooting of Jacob Blake.

"He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.[\i]

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)

157 Wow, three Hiroshima references.

The horde mind is an amazing thing to see in action.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (5p7BC)

158 "White supremacist 17-year-old shoots mostly peaceful white supremacists rioting domestic terrorists. Film at 11:00."

Posted by: ShainS at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (t/8pF)

159
Most of the soup was free of flies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (mht8P)

160 I saw another mostly peaceful video of an old man getting is face broken by mostly peaceful protesters who seem to have been protesting the old man attempts to extinguish a fire in Kenosha.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (DB16e)

161 A fiery but mostly peaceful razing of Sunnydale High.

Posted by: Buffy the Vampire Slayer at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (Ejm1K)

162 The masks are off.

There's no morality, just a lust for naked, raw power.

Fuck the Airport News Network, and fuck the Mickey Mouse Sports Network.

And the National Bounceball Association.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (oZuI0)

163 San Francisco hit by strong, but mostly peaceful Earthquake, most buildings still standing.

Posted by: CNN in 1906 at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (tVQUs)

164 Trump just murdered 4 people in Louisiana because he pulled out of the Paris Accords.

It was a mostly peaceful windstorm

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (dNzKv)

165 I am sick of these rat bastards.

Remember when they refused to show you footage from September 11 because supposedly you could not handle it?

Then how the black community can not handle being called certain words?

But now they feed the black community a mainline of bullshit and edited tape and emotionalism and manipulate them like yo-yos for their own personal power fantasies.

It is disgusting.

Posted by: Greange at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (XvZoA)

166 By the way, the guy with his arm blown apart is being described as a "victim."

No, he's not a victim, he won a stupid prize for playing a stupid game.

He was allowed to survive this time, but, next time, probably not.

Maybe, just maybe, he'll now rethink his ways. Especially since he's now left handed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (WEBkv)

167 78 So,

how do we rescue the brainwashed citizens in our midst? How do we de-program them effectively?
Posted by: Emmie at August 27, 2020 02:23 PM (4JM5Y)

Not sure they can be de-programmed. Maybe just pay Venezuela or Cuba to take them.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (48RE5)

168 Wiener roast hosted by local agitator turns deadly in Waco

Posted by: CNN at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (FZYNt)

169 I remain astonished at the scale of gaslighting.

We cannot deprogram these people, they simply ignore not only what is in front of their eyes, they try to convince us to ignore what is in front of OUR eyes.

Talking with a lefty who rolled out the "rightwing hoax pushed by Fox" - this time in support of a Biden and Harris are not for giving free health care to undocumented immigrants.

I am like, see this picture? This is a dozen Democrat candidates, including Biden and Harris, raising their hands when the moderator says "raise your hands if your health care plan includes free health care for undocumented immigrants."

No engagement at all. The Democrat platform does not say that!

Okay, but here they are in a picture.

Trump is trying to take your healthcare away and he has no plan to replace it!

Okay, but here they are in a picture.

You are just drinking the Kool-Aid.

It is exasperating.

Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (ZfRYq)

170 Jerry Falwell Jr's wife's clam hut is mostly unoccupied by Paolo.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (icI8A)

171 Solzhenitsyn wrote how the State would foist outrageously brazen lies upon its people as a kind of humiliation since most people knew they were lies and the State knew they knew. They were rubbing their noses in it as an exercise of power.

Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (OLtrr)

172 "Jacob Blake had a knife in his car but was otherwise unarmed, Wisconsin DoJ says. . ."



https://tinyurl.com/y2ajbw8u

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)


Except for the weapon he didn't have a weapon. Brilliant spin there comrade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (S67j9)

173 Oh, the huge manatee...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (ejd/p)

174 159 How bad have these riots backfired on the Dems?

This bad:

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Thursday accused President Trump of "rooting" for violence amid the unrest in Kenosha, Wis., following the police shooting of Jacob Blake.

"He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.[\i]
Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)

Biden might want to explain this to his staffers who have been busily posting bail for the BLM and Antifa terroists.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (puu6v)

175 Kyle Rittenhouse had mostly peaceful night protecting private property.

See? Two can play that game.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (EYJc3)

176 156 And speaking of being unarmed, here's Gaige!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (icI8A)

bahaha

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (sI15f)

177 Twitter is now trying to cancel former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher for liking a post in support of Kyle Rittenhouse, stating the facts about the Jacob Blake death and the Kenosha riots.

Brett Favre played the MNF game the day his dad died, threw 4 TDs in the first half, and was a legend for playing in the face of adversity.

NBA players boycott the playoffs because a dude reaching for a knife, wanted on a felony sexual assault warrant, was shot by police.


https://bit.ly/3lzilDc

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (Do5/p)

178 The vast majority of the buildings in Kenosha are not on fire...


-CNN

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (0CeRG)

179 Remember all those Biden staffers bailing out Antifa and BLM terrorists? They don't remember, either!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (puu6v)


In fairness, Joe doesn't remember either, but then he doesn't remember who Joe Biden's husband is, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (dBq3T)

180 Kamala Harris ascended to candidate for VP MOSTLY by time spent on her knees.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

181 If we gave CNN equal casualties to last night, would that be "Peaceful?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (hyuyC)

182 "He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.
Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)
++++++++++
Says the guy who refuses to denounce the violence of his street soldiers, and the guy who is heading up the party that outright apologizes for Antifa/BLM's brand of communist street violence, who is affiliated with (or at least subsidized and enabled by) people who are stoking up racial and class hatred for the purposes of terrorizing the populace to make them vote right, and the candidate for the party that is finally - after *months* - getting around to worrying about rioting only because it might be a loser in the polls.

That's the guy, right? That Biden?

Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (hYcqw)

183 107 Explanation for the difference?
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (HEEq1)

Long guns inherently offer greater accuracy and control and usually have a heavier, more effective caliber and far greater velocities, which are in turn capable of effecting hydrostatic shock in tissue, causing greater damage and hence offering greater stopping power.

in other words, it will fuck a bicep smooth up.

Posted by: Priapism at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (2cfUo)

184 The Universe is mostly empty.

Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (RuIsu)

185 Union and Confederate troops clashed peacefully yesterday...

Posted by: CNN in 1861 at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (tVQUs)

186 "He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.
Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)


This is evil.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (dNzKv)

187 Wow, three Hiroshima references.

The horde mind is an amazing thing to see in action.

Posted by: Dave in Fla



Hey. What am I...chopped sushi?

Posted by: Nagasaki at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (axyOa)

188 Hey Zombie,

Have you heard of a book called Operation Mind Control? It's available here;

https://tinyurl.com/y62avxyu
Posted by: notsothoreau


You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/vAI2QOBMlTA

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

189 174 Jerry Falwell Jr's wife's clam hut is mostly unoccupied by Paolo.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (icI8A)

Perhaps I could see that apply to the Duggar mom.

Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (cspJy)

190 [i/175 Solzhenitsyn wrote how the State would foist outrageously brazen lies upon its people as a kind of humiliation since most people knew they were lies and the State knew they knew. They were rubbing their noses in it as an exercise of power.


this is true and seems similar to what they're doing to US...

but in Soviet Russia were there tons of idiots who BELIEVED every single insane lie?

because that's my peer group right here

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (j9HX3)

191 Mary Jo and Ted took a serene drive through and into Chappaquidick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (r3ITp)

192 whew good thing I screwed that up!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (j9HX3)

193 Fiery but mostly peaceful earthquake in 1906 San Francisco.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (r+sAi)

194 "Perhaps I could see that apply to the Duggar mom.
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (cspJy)"

The Duggar mom *is* mostly celibate, after all.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (icI8A)

195 Marie Harf is one vapid bint.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (LGXGf)

196 135 Are you about to start telling me, Antifa does not know what the word fascism means?
Posted by: Bon Jour


That's exactly what I'm telling you. Sine "Antifa" are themselves fascists -- being totally indistinguishable from the Black Shirts of 1920s Italy -- they obviously have no idea what fascism really is, since they themselves embody it.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (HEEq1)

197 62 Aviation news. It's fugly but remarkable performance claims.

https://bit.ly/2EAdkt8

Otto Aviation says the Celera 500L had a maximum cruising speed of at least 450 miles per hour and a range of over 4,500 miles. It also has impressive fuel economy, achieving 18 and 25 miles per gallon, according to Otto Aviation

I read that as Otter Aviation.

Anal surprise at 30,000 feet

Posted by: browndog at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (BgMrQ)

198 Gettysburg mostly-peaceful gathering of Southern Tourists and their Northern Hosts.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

199 Was it mostly peaceful when they were rioting in Atlanta and got into the CNN lobby?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

William Sherman's mostly peaceful Atlanta visit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (+y/Ru)

200 Arson suspected in the Bonhomme Richard fire. A sailor is being questioned.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (sWM8x)

201 A mostly peaceful attempt to relieve Fort Knox of excess gold.

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (Ejm1K)

202 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

203 "He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.[\i]
Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)


Because "rooting" for something at a distance is known to have a definite impact on the outcome. See, e.g., anyone rooting for a sports team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (dBq3T)

204 Solzhenitsyn wrote how the State would foist outrageously brazen lies upon its people as a kind of humiliation since most people knew they were lies and the State knew they knew. They were rubbing their noses in it as an exercise of power.
Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM (OLtrr)
+++++++++++
More than that. it is to make people who know the truth repeat the lie. The most degrading thing you can do to a man is make him repeat a lie that he does not believe as if he believes it. It is soul-destroying.

And it is the primary weapon of the totalitarian. It is to enslave the mind by making you betray yourself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)

205 Is that a gas mask around the CNN anchor's neck?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (H5knJ)

206 12


Fiery but mostly peaceful Japanese airshow at Pearl Harbor


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (S67j9)

--------------------------------------------

We're predicting a fiery but mostly pleasant morning today in the Hiroshima area. Cloudy this afternoon.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (+3rQF)

207 Too good to be willowed:

Separately, and to keep my moron cred's up to date, I say that Biden shows up in Kenosha driving a Michael Dukakis tank.
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at August 27, 2020 02:30 PM

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (qe5CM)

208 Mostly profitable Ishtar has minor skirmish with losing a fuckload of money.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (icI8A)

209 well, i was wrong this morning. it looks like the NHL just might be stupid enough to kill themselves off.

some group called the "hockey diversity alliance" whomever the fuck that is, is calling them racists for not skipping yesterdays games and saying they shouldn't play tonight in solidarity.

and the NHL is considering it.

please don't temp me nhl...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (8D42x)

210 187
107 Explanation for the difference?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (HEEq1)



Long guns inherently offer greater accuracy and control and usually
have a heavier, more effective caliber and far greater velocities, which
are in turn capable of effecting hydrostatic shock in tissue, causing
greater damage and hence offering greater stopping power.



in other words, it will fuck a bicep smooth up.

Posted by: Priapism at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (2cfUo)
Hopefully that rioter is ambidextrous. The days of him jerking off with his right hand are over.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

211 209 Is that a gas mask around the CNN anchor's neck?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (H5knJ)

A gas light

Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (cspJy)

212 This was the plan all along. Incite violence, then when people tire of the violence, blame Trump and claim they were trying to stop it, but Trump and his deplorables couldn't be stopped.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (dNzKv)

213 Seven mobsters peacefully massacred in Chicago

Posted by: CNN in 1929 at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (tVQUs)

214 Otto pilot?

Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (RuIsu)

215
Long guns inherently offer greater accuracy and control and usually have a heavier, more effective caliber and far greater velocities, which are in turn capable of effecting hydrostatic shock in tissue, causing greater damage and hence offering greater stopping power.

in other words, it will fuck a bicep smooth up.

Posted by: Priapism



So...a mostly peaceful flight of the bullet.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (axyOa)

216 Every human is the end result of a "mostly peaceful" night of hugging and kissing by his or her parents.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (7ixfo)

217 possible Mensa graduate Marie Harf gives valuable commentary

Posted by: CNN at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (FZYNt)

218 "Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (oZuI0)

219 CNN ALEXANDRIA, VA --- Rep. Scalise was taken to the hospital after a mostly peaceful Congressional Republican baseball team practice. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

220 171 I don't think I like fascists also.
Posted by: Bon Jour


typical frenchman. the fight ended 75 years ago and now you want a piece of the Nazis. if you had a time machine you could go to Paris and watch soldiers march by while you hide.

Posted by: x at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (nFwvY)

221 Hitler's Army takes a mostly peaceful walk in Romantic Paris.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

222 Marie Harf on Fox may have made herself a defendant in a lawsuit: she said the vigilante in Kenosha murdered somebody. Not an exact quote except for sure she said "murdered" and did not say allegedly.
Posted by: FloridaMan at August 27, 2020 02:28 PM

---

I wonder if that is the Lin Wood strategy?

Make sure he gets declared innocent, or better yet, charges dropped. Then go after every lying sack of shit that defamed the MINOR 17 y.o. kyle Rittenhouse?

He says he doesn't need the money. But money is definitely the way to keep score for a great civil attorney.

He is an alpha winner. Money is how he measures his wins.

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)

223 Headline and chyron writers are usually pretty stupid. I'm sure that a lot of writers wish that they could write their own headlines, but the task is often given to an "editor" whose task is to create clickbait.

One thing I don't like about Bongino is that he'll cite a headline and imply "see, that's what the body of this story says," when so often it does not. He does facts and data, folks.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (qpX6U)

224 206 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)


Well, now we know Club 85's take on events.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (dBq3T)

225 "Every human is the end result of a "mostly peaceful" night of hugging and kissing by his or her parents.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (7ixfo)"

But my mom was mostly a virgin...

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (icI8A)

226 Fiery but mostly peaceful windup to our visit to Hadley's Hope.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)

227 Armless Antifan had to be, what, up against the muzzle?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

228 Posted by: CNN in 1861 at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (tVQUs)


Heh. Great minds!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (wtvvX)

229 159 How about an honest person demand Joe provide an example of Trump rooting for more violence. What a lying asshole.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (6i4Cc)

230 Hiroshima has been scantly impacted by a fiery but mostly peaceful Nuclear Blast

Posted by: CNN in 1945 at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (tVQUs)

231 That's exactly what I'm telling you. Sine "Antifa" are themselves fascists -- being totally indistinguishable from the Black Shirts of 1920s Italy -- they obviously have no idea what fascism really is, since they themselves embody it.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (HEEq1)
++++++++++
Eh, the distinction would be lost of angry, ignorant rubes who full their ranks, but they're technically correct. They're international communists, not nationalist ones. The fascists were the nationalists, they are opposed to them in favor of global communism. It's no different than it ever was. Theirs is very nearly a difference without distinction. They use the same tactics, have the same ideology and have the same final goal. The difference is only whether nations have a role to play.

Not that they know this. They're just commies out to bust heads and steal shit. The nuances are lost on those who perpetrate it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (hYcqw)

232 Otto Aviation says the Celera 500L had a maximum cruising speed of at least 450 miles per hour and a range of over 4,500 miles. It also has impressive fuel economy, achieving 18 and 25 miles per gallon, according to Otto Aviation

I read that as Otter Aviation.

Anal surprise at 30,000 feet
Posted by: browndog at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (BgMrQ)


Otto Pilot from Airplane! finally made it!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Pearl Harbor was fiery and 'splodey, but mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

234 "He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. "

That must be why President Trump has repeatedly said he will bring in the National Guard if the Mayors request it.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (WkPC9)

235 "Jacob Blake had a knife in his car but was otherwise unarmed, Wisconsin DoJ says. . ."


In the car....where he was going.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)
-----------

Maybe we play Tueller drill with some reporters?

Give them a holstered weapon.

Give a guy a knife, standing 10' from knife wielder.

Tell reporter to draw and aim weapon before knife guy is on them.

Stand back and see how things go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (WEBkv)

236 Trump and his white supremacist supporters spent the entire summer exterminating minority cities. The mayors did everything they could to stop the rioting, but Trump was too powerful and used the federal government to protect his foot soldiers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (dNzKv)

237 223 "Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (oZuI0)


Lincoln has a mostly enjoyable night at the theater.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (UNuaH)

238 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:



https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)


They're always so sane and level headed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (S67j9)

239 in other words, it will fuck a bicep smooth up.

Posted by: Priapism



So...a mostly peaceful flight of the bullet.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (axyOa)

Its like falling.

Its not the fall that kills ya, its the sudden stop at the end.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (NgKpN)

240 >>"He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.



Trump via twitter: LAW AND ORDER!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (bDqIh)

241 Who is that reporter?

If he is actually saying that, he should be laughed at mercilessly. That's just fucking embarrassing.

Same with the bald fuck that did it in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

242 88 From Drew Holder on twattwrs: The guillotine was peaceful for the majority of its descent.
Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 02:24 PM (t8efL)

It's just the last four inches.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (MHKOK)

243 213 well, i was wrong this morning. it looks like the NHL just might be stupid enough to kill themselves off.

some group called the "hockey diversity alliance" whomever the fuck that is, is calling them racists for not skipping yesterdays games and saying they shouldn't play tonight in solidarity.

and the NHL is considering it.

please don't temp me nhl...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM

I posted about that a while back. A month or so ago. Article on The Athletic. Kevin Weekes heads it up (the Diversity Alliance). And has been working behind the scenes with Bettman and players like Jonathan Toews and coaches like Joel Quenneville for about a year or so to make the NHL more woke and pro-SJW and pro-BLM.

So, yeah, the NHL is going to be as woke as the NBA within a year or so.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (Do5/p)

244 "possible Mensa graduate Marie Harf gives valuable commentary"

Mensans don't graduate. They just quit the club when they realize they're consorting with a-holes. Does not take long.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (qpX6U)

245 Not that they know this. They're just commies out to bust heads and steal shit. The nuances are lost on those who perpetrate it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (hYcqw)

It's a family feud.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (1ISKN)

246 215 209 Is that a gas mask around the CNN anchor's neck?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (H5knJ)

A gas light
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (cspJy)


Golf clap.

Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (ZfRYq)

247 159 How bad have these riots backfired on the Dems?

This bad:

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Thursday accused President Trump of "rooting" for violence amid the unrest in Kenosha, Wis., following the police shooting of Jacob Blake.

"He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.[\i]

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)


It's worse than that -
Biden says he may go to Kenosha. Looks like leading from behind, from his basement, isn't working out well.

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (AMIL/)

248 The Universe is mostly empty.
Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2020 02:32 PM (RuIsu)


That's mostly a lie!

Bigot.

Posted by: Anti Matters Matter at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (hku12)

249 He is an alpha winner. Money is how he measures his wins.
Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)


He can also count on these idiots not being able to shut up. Just like with the Covington kids.

Here, have some rope!

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (8B6Ng)

250 Today's trolls make me miss good old Average Joe, who sucked cocks by choice.

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

251 #FreeKR

Posted by: WOPR at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (J70i0)

252 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++
Man. That's depressing. I wonder when she used to be normal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

253 By the way, whatever happened to Baghdad Bob? Someone please tell me he's working under an assumed name at CNN.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

254 Young, lawless white child on bike commits trespass, shot dead by mostly peaceful neighbor who din't do nuffin

Posted by: CNN at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (2M/TV)

255 221 Hitler was a good fascist? Mr tRump is a good fascist?
Posted by: Bon Jour


Antifa are the "good fascists," according to the mainstream media and the Democratic Party.

Antifa is a fascist paramilitary group committing terrorist acts in order to foment a totalitarian revolution.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (HEEq1)

256 Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and The Big Bopper enjoyed a "mostly peaceful" flight between shows....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (7ixfo)

257 LOL the NBA is coming back because it can be labeled a STRIKE and the players are then Liable for any loses, because these dummies signed a collective bargaining agreement.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (xn4Uc)

258 It has been confirmed that Kyle Rittenhouse is NOT an Imperial Storm Trooper.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (AiZBA)

259 This blog post is racist. I'm not sure how yet but I know a white supremacist dog whistle when I hear one, cracka ass honky mofos.

Posted by: Someone whose vote will cancel out at least one of y'alls at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (h4jeD)

260 Mt St Helens...a mostly peaceful but fiery geologic event.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (axyOa)

261 That's mostly a lie!

Bigot.
Posted by: Anti Matters Matter at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (hku12)


I botched the name, mostly.

Posted by: Anti-matter Lives Matter at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (hku12)

262 "The gangbanger "on target" percentage is about 5% at most. Terrible control."

Except that guy in Minneapolis yesterday. Very accurate shot to his own head. He even set up a stance for it.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (qpX6U)

263 Long guns inherently offer greater accuracy and control and usually have a heavier, more effective caliber and far greater velocities, which are in turn capable of effecting hydrostatic shock in tissue, causing greater damage and hence offering greater stopping power.

in other words, it will fuck a bicep smooth up.
Posted by: Priapism at August 27, 2020 02:31 PM (2cfUo)
--------------

There are some people out there, me being one of them, that think it was the gas coming from muzzle of the rifle that blew apart the bicep, not the bullet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (WEBkv)

264 The Donner Party had a mostly peaceful caravan through the rockies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (dNzKv)

265 229 206 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

Well, now we know Club 85's take on events.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (dBq3T)

that's what every bully acts like the instant someone stands up to them. You got the guts to go fight against people who know how to defend themselves? Well go on, get out there and try it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

266 By the way, whatever happened to Baghdad Bob? Someone please tell me he's working under an assumed name at CNN.


He's a used car dealer in Paterson, NJ.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (7ixfo)

267 Mrs. O'Leary spent a mostly peaceful morning milking her cow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (ELgVT)

268 Cars destroyed by the heat of global warming during mostly peaceful protest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (WkPC9)

269 258 By the way, whatever happened to Baghdad Bob? Someone please tell me he's working under an assumed name at CNN.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And that man grew up to be...

Tater Stelter

and now you know...

the rest.. of the story

Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (FZYNt)

270 So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters with Steffynapalopolus on Sept. 15th? Not sure I would do that

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)

271 CNN reports Brian Stelter has been admitted to a local area trauma center with severe anal injuries after one of Mrs. Stelter`s bulls went on a rogue, but mainly peaceful, rampage.'Tater' Stelter will be on a liquid diet for the foreseeable future but Doctors feel confident he should walk again.

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 27, 2020 02:39 PM (yhf6w)

272 We need to get back to having Trump rallies, to reopen the traditional booing of the journalists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (+lVUW)

273 Burning of Jews is Fiery but Mostly Peaceful

Posted by: CNN at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (sjdRT)

274 It's worse than that -
Biden says he may go to Kenosha. Looks like leading from behind, from his basement, isn't working out well.
Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (AMIL/)


It would be absolutely hilarious if they started to attack his motorcade. I a sad, serious way I mean.

"Today Joe Biden's motorcade was peacefully protested as fire crews extinguished..."

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (8B6Ng)

275 Today's trolls make me miss good old Average Joe, who sucked cocks by choice.

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

"All trolls are Average Joe!" Good times....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (wtvvX)

276 Headline: Stevie Ray Vaughn Fails to Survive Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Helicopter Crash

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

277 @nypost 6m

Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

https://trib.al/CzF9Smh

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

278 "He knows he as a white conservative heterosexual male will be held responsible for every shot he took. Do you think anyone will be held accountable for the shots they took that night? Especially the ones they fired at Kyle?"

My city has more thug rounds expended EVERY night, than have been fired in a whole week in Kenosha. Mayor blames it on systemic racism.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (qpX6U)

279 The Apollo 13 astronauts had a mostly uneventful spaceflight, though a little spaceship trouble prevented them from reaching their intended objective.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (dNzKv)

280 10 From mostly peaceful to fiery but mostly peaceful. What's next?
_________________

Firey, shooty, and bomby, but mostly peaceful protests continue.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (k4dH2)

281 So now the players will dog it on the court which will be awesome for their retarded sport. lol


also lolgf.

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (XTyi0)

282 262 LOL the NBA is coming back because it can be labeled a STRIKE and the players are then Liable for any loses, because these dummies signed a collective bargaining agreement.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (xn4Uc)

ROFL - so they thought they could just quit playing and not have to pay any personal price? And the instant they found out it would cost them personally, they said "Oh fuck that shit we're done." ???

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

283 Mt St Helens...a mostly peaceful but fiery geologic event.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (axyOa)


Not as peaceful as I'm gonna be. Juuuuuuuuust abooooooooooooooooout n.............................

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

284 Mensans don't graduate. They just quit the club when they realize they're consorting with intellectually insecure a-holes. Does not take long.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (qpX6U)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (dBq3T)

285 Armless Antifan had to be, what, up against the muzzle?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

It was a scramble but future armless Antifa guy looked to be about five feet away when he was hit.

Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (OLtrr)

286 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

Sure.. as long as Trump gets his own fact checker

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)

287 >>So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters with Steffynapalopolus on Sept. 15th? Not sure I would do that


Make that: an audience of DNC plants armed with poll-tested gotcha questions.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

288
Man. That's depressing. I wonder when she used to be normal.



That? Probably never. She's likely always been a radical Leftist grievance-monger with an oh-so-interesting 'alternative' sexual dimension.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

289 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present



Isn't that the moderator?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (dNzKv)

290 80,000 American and Filipino POW's take a leisurely and mostly peaceful 70-mile sightseeing stroll up the Bataan peninsula.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (DLzZd)

291 Satan presides over i a fiery, but mostly peaceful, Hell....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (7ixfo)

292

Hey guys.

Remember when Tea Party Demonstrations were violent gatherings and the Press ran around pissing down its leg???

Id lie to hear Don Lay-men and Tater Head explain how Tea Parties were violent and the daily deadly riots with rape, arson, murder and felony of today are mostly peaceful.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

293 201 62 Aviation news. It's fugly but remarkable performance claims.


Apparently, what makes this plane so economical to run is the V-12 piston engine. Like two 6 cylinder engines strapped together for redundancy, it's a fraction of what a turbine would cost. 600 hp.

Of course, you could use a Lexus V-8 that has already been approved for aviation use for a tiny fraction of what that German built V-12 costs, because the Lexus is right off the assembly line and they build tens of thousand of them.

Posted by: jwest at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (/BlEx)

294 Remember the the white toddler in his stroller who was shot in the head by two black teens while they were robbing his mom in Brunswick, GA a few years ago? That went down the rabbit hole quickly.

Aside from murdering the baby, it was a mostly peaceful robbery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

295 'Tater' Stelter will be on a liquid diet for the foreseeable future but Doctors feel confident he should walk again.+++
Yes, but will he ever talk again?

Posted by: Old Dude at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (LGXGf)

296 Can you think of a target for plinking that would be more fun than a zeppelin?

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (qpX6U)

297
The Enola Gay had a mostly peaceful flight over Japan.
-----------
I rate this one as true.
Posted by: SH


They only encountered one instance of turbulence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (aKsyK)

298 The Russians threw up a hasty defense against a mostly peaceful attack by the Wehrmacht on the Eastern Front.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (Rvt88)

299 Godzilla takes mostly peaceful stroll through downtown Tokyo.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

300 General Custer takes a mostly peaceful ride through the scenic hills of the Indian Territories.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

301 281 Headline: Stevie Ray Vaughn Fails to Survive Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Helicopter Crash
______________

Hey, me too!

Posted by: Kobe Bryant at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (k4dH2)

302 John Kennedy Jr. and wife enjoy 'mostly clear' weather for their flight to the Vineyard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

303 Zyklon-B...the mostly peaceful solution to your Jewish problem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (zl6ss)

304 >>Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present


Wouldn't Trump have to agree with that?
Also, is he saying he is not capable of keeping Trump's debate arguments honest on his own?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (bDqIh)

305 301 Can you think of a target for plinking that would be more fun than a zeppelin?
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again

Hey!

Posted by: Jimmy Page at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (FZYNt)

306 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

https://trib.al/CzF9Smh
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)
-------

Quick! Someone point out to Biden he prefers truth to facts!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (WEBkv)

307 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker adult minder present

https://trib.al/CzF9Smh
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (dBq3T)

308
They wish nobody any harm?

They can piss off as I think I just cracked a rib laughing at them.

Posted by: Sapwolf at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (nuv3n)

309 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

----

Cool.

Start with your assertion that Trump said the Charlotte supremicists were good people, droolboy.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

310
SRV

Posted by: 13times at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (M6Yu0)

311 252 159 How bad have these riots backfired on the Dems?

This bad:

Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Thursday accused President Trump of "rooting" for violence amid the unrest in Kenosha, Wis., following the police shooting of Jacob Blake.

"He views this as a political benefit to him. You know, He is rooting for more violence, not less. And he is clear about that. And what is he doing, he is pouring more gasoline on the fire," Biden said on MSNBC.[\i]

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (qKfc+)


It's worse than that -
Biden says he may go to Kenosha. Looks like leading from behind, from his basement, isn't working out well.
Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (AMIL/)

------

If Kamala Harris goes with?

I would not be surprised if after a tragic incident, the Democrat Party picks an entire new Presidential Candidate slate.

Oh how tragic! The humanity! We blame Trump and the two dead white supremacists that we said did it.

The New Democrat candidates roll to victory on a wave of sympathy!

Yes, I think some of the people running the party are that evil. They okayed 90 days of riots didn't they?

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (+0uDE)

312 @nypost 6m

Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

https://trib.al/CzF9Smh
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)


Hey, I did it in 2012.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (AiZBA)

313 I have a weekly session with a client, and CNN is on in the background, at least on very low volume. Last week the theme was the ongoing and unabated menace of COVID and Trump's dereliction of response. Today, as best as I could tell from glimpses of the images, it was Trump is responsible for the social division and riots.

This is not a news network and is abusing its broadcasting privileges. The FCC used to have standards.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (H8QX8)

314 Mostly peaceful Revolutionary troops celebrate departing British troops by peacefully not shooting any more of them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (Z4rgH)

315 282 @nypost 6m

Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

https://trib.al/CzF9Smh
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

"Well Joe, could we get a fact check on whether you do or do not have a new grandbaby who's mama is a stripper?" Is it true that Hunter spent a year trying to hide from her and pretend that it wasn't his? Is it true the China paid Hunter uncounted millions of dollars because of the cushy deal you set up for him?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (Kpl3J)

316 Mostly peaceful night in Chicago leads to 27 shootings, 6 deaths.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

317 So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters with Steffynapalopolus on Sept. 15th? Not sure I would do that
----------

Why not? I presume because you think Trump will behave as Bush might have, so that gives you pause. But Trump is not like that.


Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:43 PM (sX1BW)

318 By the way, whatever happened to Baghdad Bob? Someone please tell me he's working under an assumed name at CNN.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:38 PM (ptqGC)


Sadly, he is mort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (r3ITp)

319 291 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present




maybe he can get Whore Granny from Snopes

Posted by: x at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (nFwvY)

320 >>Id like to hear Don Lay-men and Tater Head explain how Tea Parties were violent and the daily deadly riots with rape, arson, murder and felony of today are mostly peaceful.



Hell, I'd like them to explain how Qanon followers are violent. All the stories about it lately are "violent Qanon" as if the words were inseparable.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

321 6 June 1944: Mostly Peaceful Beach Vacation in Normandy, France

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present



Who, Candy Crowley?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

323 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present

Isn't that the moderator?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

No that's his life coach not 'the moderator'.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (gtatv)

324 OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown have minor dustup after mostly harmonius seperation.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (icI8A)

325 From mostly peaceful to fiery but mostly peaceful. What's next?
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 27, 2020 02:18 PM (mNhhD)

Deadly but peaceful.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (B4eDZ)

326 Why not? I presume because you think Trump will behave as Bush might have, so that gives you pause. But Trump is not like that.

No, but I think it will be rigged against him

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (Zmnko)

327 Is Snuffy going to ask a question about "Outlawing contraceptives" completely out of the blue?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (dNzKv)

328 "Jacob Blake had a knife in his car but was otherwise unarmed, Wisconsin DoJ says. . ."


In the car....where he was going.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)
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Maybe we play Tueller drill with some reporters?

Give them a holstered weapon.

Give a guy a knife, standing 10' from knife wielder.

Tell reporter to draw and aim weapon before knife guy is on them.

Stand back and see how things go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (WEBkv)

didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you were going to get stabbed?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8D42x)

329 I'll have you know that Captain Schettino hasn't flipped a cruise ship in almost 8 years! Mostly excellent record!

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (PwJN3)

330 280 Today's trolls make me miss good old Average Joe, who sucked cocks by choice.

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)

"All trolls are Average Joe!" Good times....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (wtvvX)

--I also miss palin steele Captain America.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (oZuI0)

331 Is that a gas mask around the CNN anchor's neck?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

A "reporter" had two gas masks and a bullet proof vest stolen from him in a mostly peaceful armed robbery while covering the mostly peaceful protests in Minneapolis. BONUS: He gets death threats from the left for reporting the robbery.

https://bit.ly/3ba1HVW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

332 ....the Democrat Party picks an entire new Presidential Candidate slate.

----

Well.... THATs not what Democracy looks like.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8XRCm)

333

Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present



Hey, Joe, let's fact check that 'Russian Collusion' bullshit you Obama assholes started.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (oVJmc)

334 Armless Antifan had to be, what, up against the muzzle?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

It was a scramble but future armless Antifa guy looked to be about five feet away when he was hit.
Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (OLtrr)


I would almost swear Kyle aimed for the arm. Since the guy was holding a gun, he might have in the moment decided to... pun intended, disarm the guy rather than kill him.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (hku12)

335 312
Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker adult minder present



https://trib.al/CzF9Smh

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (dBq3T)

----------------

Visiting Angels, America's choice in fact checkers.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (+3rQF)

336 well, i was wrong this morning. it looks like the NHL just might be stupid enough to kill themselves off.

some group called the "hockey diversity alliance" whomever the fuck that is, is calling them racists for not skipping yesterdays games and saying they shouldn't play tonight in solidarity.

and the NHL is considering it.

please don't temp me nhl...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM

I posted about that a while back. A month or so ago. Article on The Athletic. Kevin Weekes heads it up (the Diversity Alliance). And has been working behind the scenes with Bettman and players like Jonathan Toews and coaches like Joel Quenneville for about a year or so to make the NHL more woke and pro-SJW and pro-BLM.

So, yeah, the NHL is going to be as woke as the NBA within a year or so.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (Do5/p)

yeah, i really don't want to give it up, but as i said, i've gotmy beer league to play so giving up the nhl will hurt, but i'm sure i can watch KHL on tape.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (8D42x)

337 >>So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters with Steffynapalopolus on Sept. 15th? Not sure I would do that


He should probably chat with Dana Loesh about what to expect, how they will whip up the audience to be hostile before he gets on stage.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

338 Fiery but mostly peaceful meeting with miles-long alien device works out peacefully.

Posted by: Commodore Decker at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (Ejm1K)

339 327 6 June 1944: Mostly Peaceful Beach Vacation in Normandy, France
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)


The surf was UP!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (dBq3T)

340 The germans were a peaceful folk during ww2 only matched by the tame Japanese and the fun loving and docile Russians.

Posted by: Cnn at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (0OmEj)

341 The Bataan Death March was a mostly peaceful hike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

342 Deadly but peaceful.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (B4eDZ)


Cadavers along with burned out buildings and cars are always peaceful.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (8B6Ng)

343 309 >>Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present


Wouldn't Trump have to agree with that?
Also, is he saying he is not capable of keeping Trump's debate arguments honest on his own?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:42 PM (bDqIh)

It's an attempt to set ground rules unacceptable to the Commission on Presidential Debates it will find unacceptable. After they refuse, Biden will pull out.

These riots have cooked Biden's goose and probably put the House in play based on how Pelosi is acting. Again, a total self-own and Biden's staffers bailing out the terrorists makes the coordination undenable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (puu6v)

344 No, but I think it will be rigged against him
Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (Zmnko)

Simple solution -- have C-Span moderate. I'll never understand why we don't insist on this.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (H8QX8)

345 Too bad Joe Wilson is mort. He would have been a good fact checker for Trumps side.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (dNzKv)

346 Why not? I presume because you think Trump will behave as Bush might have, so that gives you pause. But Trump is not like that.



No, but I think it will be rigged against him
---------
It will, but the rig won't work. That is the difference.

I say let him do it. I'll watch.

Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

347 338 ....the Democrat Party picks an entire new Presidential Candidate slate.
----
Well.... THATs not what Democracy looks like.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8XRCm)

Just imagine the phone calls that Hillary is making today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (Kpl3J)

348 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob


1. Very scream-y.
2. Insufficient grasp of the facts.
3. Starts by talking about their feelings, ends by saying they don't care about your feelings.

If I had to guess, Democrat.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (GXDgD)

349 109 I can't believe the people at CNN are that stupid.
Posted by: Vic at August 27, 2020 02:26 PM (mpXpK)

What's stupid about malice?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (Uxv4o)

350 So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters with Steffynapalopolus on Sept. 15th? Not sure I would do that


Make that: an audience of DNC plants armed with poll-tested gotcha questions.
----
Oh, so just another Trump press conference?

I honesty can't wait-- is gonna be fucking delicious

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (aO8Gd)

351 Mensans don't graduate. They just quit the club when they realize they're consorting with a-holes. Does not take long.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (qpX6U)


A woman I used to work with joined Mensa and, considering her sister had to be deprogrammed from the Scientologists, willingness to join a cult might be in her DNA. She revels in associating with dorks including her weird husband (they had their wedding reception at the zoo which was extremely appropriate). Her Christmas card multi page updates are probably comedic gems except I find them annoying for basking in ostentatious pointlessness.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (y7DUB)

352 didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you were going to get stabbed?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8D42x)
---------------

They actually did a simulation and, while they were laughing the whole time, they were surprised at the results.

And, I think they also pointed out that while in some cases they were able to get the gun out, the aimed shot part wasn't necessarily achieved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (WEBkv)

353 Maybe the Snopes commies will hold Biden's hand.

Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (RuIsu)

354 Sunday morning church services at Pearl Harbor Baptist Church go off with only minor disturbance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

355

Hessians have mostly peaceful day after Christmas at Trenton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (S67j9)

356
didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you were going to get stabbed?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8D42x)



Not this guy....

https://youtu.be/WzHG-ibZaKM

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Vince Foster takes a mostly peaceful walk through Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (axyOa)

358 206 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:
https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
---
Her hippocampus got buttfucked by her Inner Monkey.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (sWM8x)

359 Headline and chyron writers are usually pretty stupid. I'm sure that a
lot of writers wish that they could write their own headlines, but the
task is often given to an "editor" whose task is to create clickbait.



Back in the day, I used to work in local TV in Detroit. As I understand it, either the writers or the producers wrote the chyrons, not the person inputting the information. Not sure if it works that way at CNN though.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

360 Did you see the 17 year old patriot walking up to police with a gun around his neck? Not the brightest bulb in the clan.
Posted by: Bon Jour at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (FfLYy)


Maybe you aren't. The weapon was DRAPED around his neck, meaning the sling was there, but the gun was down by his waist, muzzle down. Hands up.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (hku12)

361 Every human is the end result of a "mostly peaceful" night of hugging and kissing by his or her parents.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 27, 2020 02:34 PM (7ixfo)

Honestly, I just wanted a back rub.

Posted by: Mrs Mom at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (DLzZd)

362 345 327 6 June 1944: Mostly Peaceful Beach Vacation in Normandy, France
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

The surf was UP!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (dBq3T)

Jerry don't surf!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

363 Bad news. The NRA has been taken down.

David Hogg@davidhogg111
Replying to @DLoesch and @jaketapper
I bet this is the same face he'll make when he loses his job- just like you did because we took down the NRA

Thoughts and prayers Dana

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (+y/Ru)

364 It was date night in Nanking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (r3ITp)

365
--I also miss palin steele Captain America.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (oZuI0)







Is he still busy fellating his girlfriend?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (EGyGV)

366 Hopefully that rioter is ambidextrous. The days of him jerking off with his right hand are over.

You can overcome a lot if the goal is important enough.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (GXDgD)

367 Just imagine the phone calls that Hillary is making today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (Kpl3J)


Or receiving.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (dBq3T)

368 AOC is harmless, mostly tits and teeth.

Posted by: Priapism at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (2cfUo)

369 It's worse than that -

Biden says he may go to Kenosha. Looks like leading from behind, from his basement, isn't working out well.

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:37 PM

So is this going to be Biden/Harris' moment like Obama's Rev Wright moment in 2008 campaign?

Remember when Obama finally was forced to answer for TUCC and Rev Wright and used it to throw him under the bus and claim to be some racial healer Presidential candidate?

I can see the Democrats telling Soros to tell his minions in antifa and Burn-Loot-Murder to knock it all off from here to the election after Biden goes to Kenosha and he and Harris give their own version of some racial healing speech.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (Do5/p)

370 I see our newest troll is completely unoriginal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (WEBkv)

371 290 Armless Antifan had to be, what, up against the muzzle?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

It was a scramble but future armless Antifa guy looked to be about five feet away when he was hit.
Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 02:41 PM (OLtrr)

----

I wonder if the rifle was keyholing the shots? That arm looked like it exploded. Aclso could that explain why the back of pedo dwarfs head didn't explode?

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (+0uDE)

372 "It will, but the rig won't work. That is the difference."

It'll work if there is no limit on the number of times the moderator or fact checker can interrupt Trump. They'll try to stop him on every sentence, and give Joe a complete pass.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (qpX6U)

373 325 Did you see the 17 year old patriot walking up to police with a gun around his neck? Not the brightest bulb in the clan.
Posted by: Bon Jour at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (FfLYy)


Did you see where the cops thanked him (and the group he was with) for being there?

Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (ZfRYq)

374 351 Too bad Joe Wilson is mort. He would have been a good fact checker for Trumps side.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:46 PM (dNzKv)

...

Or Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (yL25O)

375


Zulu have mostly peaceful visit to Rorke's Drift

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (S67j9)

376 A reporterette asked the inevitable of PDT a little while ago. Shouldn't he cancel the RNC tonight because of the hurricane and all the unrest?

Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

377 Epstein entirely did not kill himself.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (lgiXo)

378 Hey I notice all you jerks are still using periods today in your comments

Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (yL25O)

379 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:



This is someone who was undoubtedly very pleased when it appeared her side had the upper hand. Her worldview...upended.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (oVJmc)

380 Joe Biden's mostly quiet campaign interrupted by fiery but peaceful riots

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (gtNWf)

381 I posted about that a while back. A month or so ago. Article on The Athletic. Kevin Weekes heads it up (the Diversity Alliance). And has been working behind the scenes with Bettman and players like Jonathan Toews and coaches like Joel Quenneville for about a year or so to make the NHL more woke and pro-SJW and pro-BLM.

So, yeah, the NHL is going to be as woke as the NBA within a year or so.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 27, 2020 02:36 PM (Do5/p)


I know someone that might martyr should ALL sports destroy themselves. It concerns me.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

382 I see our newest troll is completely unoriginal.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (WEBkv)
+++++++++
Yeah. It's all very boring. Where's "Based Herk" when you need some levity?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)

383 SILENCE IS VIOLENCE

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: SJW NPC at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (KW3yX)

384 didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you were going to get stabbed?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8D42x)


I do not recall the distance, but I remember it being too far for comfort. You better have it drawn before it gets to that point.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (D/SYi)

385 194 [i/175 Solzhenitsyn wrote how the State would foist outrageously brazen lies upon its people as a kind of humiliation since most people knew they were lies and the State knew they knew. They were rubbing their noses in it as an exercise of power.
---------

Like standing in front of caskets and saying it was a video.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (Uxv4o)

386 377 I see our newest troll is completely unoriginal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (WEBkv)

When are they not?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX8)

387 Vince Foster takes a mostly peaceful walk through Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (axyOa)


He probably thought so.

"Hillory, it's nice that you asked me to take a walk with you today, but why are your SS agents looking at me like that?"

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (hku12)

388 Lin Wood says they have connected with Kyle's family and excellent legal help is on the way.

Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (xgf3M)

389 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker adult minder present

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)


Why? So the clown can talk over Trump "fact checking" him in real time, while they hang on every word coming out of Joe's mouth?

This won't go as planned, no matter what they pull. Joe isn't going to get his stimulants, he's going to start fumbling on words, eventually seizing up and taking swings at Trump.

Have they even acknowledged the drug testing? I'd love that to go through, and they say there's traces of cocaine in Joe's system. Which of course, would be Drumpf's fault.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (8B6Ng)

390 291 Joe Biden says he's been advised to debate Trump with fact checker present.
Iiii


Who joe?

Joe: someone unbiased, of course, like Jim Acosta.

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (qKfc+)

391 Hopefully that rioter is ambidextrous. The days of him jerking off with his right hand are over.

You can overcome a lot if the goal is important enough.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (GXDgD)
-----------

He took one for the cause. He'll have good looking bubbleheaded trust fund women all over him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (WEBkv)

392 BSG's got hisself a new Frenchified nick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (oVJmc)

393 I've heard of gaslighting, but this is ridiculous!

*waggles cigar and eyebrows*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

394 Why not? I presume because you think Trump will behave as Bush might have, so that gives you pause. But Trump is not like that.



No, but I think it will be rigged against him
---------
It will, but the rig won't work. That is the difference.

I say let him do it. I'll watch.
Posted by: SH at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (sX1BW)


There are videos of Trump being interviewed on TV back in the '80s. Several show him getting fed up with the "reporters" and walking out. He has known about those people a long time.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (AiZBA)

395 No Sports Matter.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (H8QX8)

396 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Bagdad Bob at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (KW3yX)

397 I wonder if the rifle was keyholing the shots? That arm looked like it exploded. Aclso could that explain why the back of pedo dwarfs head didn't explode?

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (+0uDE)


Keyholing? Not at that distance from muzzle!

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

398 off off damned sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (AiZBA)

399 Nothing like a liberal PEACE demonstration that peacefully burns down a few buildings or so, murders a few people, rapes some chicks, and gets peacefully high. While demanding that cops, whites, and Christians are the REAL problems of the world. After all, they are not guilty of hate speech, no matter how hatefully they speak of or to the aforementioned. Having had decades of demonizing those they love to attack, and defending perverts, terrorists, intolerant religions like Islam, this is now the time to show you who and what they really are, ushering in utopia desolation and destruction. Notice how they love to laugh at us while they lie to us, in our faces ?

Posted by: ron n. at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (om5HK)

400 A reporterette asked the inevitable of PDT a little
while ago. Shouldn't he cancel the RNC tonight because of the hurricane
and all the unrest?



Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

================
Tell her "sure, yes, you can go home now"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (gtNWf)

401 The mostly peaceful rape of Nanking by the Japanese left between 40,000 to 300,000 dead Chinese civilians and disarmed soldiers.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (Rvt88)

402 At the debate:

Credibly accused rapist and white nationalist endorsed Joe Biden- "I was always against the violence and riots"

Joe Wilson- YOU LIE!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (dNzKv)

403 I wonder if the rifle was keyholing the shots? That arm looked like it exploded. Aclso could that explain why the back of pedo dwarfs head didn't explode?
Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (+0uDE)

...

It wouldn't tumble that much in that distance even if it were keyholing, and I think you have to really mess something up to make a 5.56 load unstable.

I'm wondering if the bullet hit bone and shattered and took a lot more tissue with it as a result.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (yL25O)

404 At least Baghdad Bob didn't have the palace in flames behind him. He is more believable than these clowns...
https://tinyurl.com/y4bo69wq

Posted by: Timon at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (dKm4U)

405 Jane D'oh

Did he say?

1) I can multitask.
2) There is an entire Federal Agency that is taking care of Federal Business.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (hyuyC)

406 Guys, maybe "fact check" is like "coat check" - a person who takes facts and keeps them in a room somewhere, far away from everybody else.

I mean with Epstein we found out that "Suicide watch" was also a literal term.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (icI8A)

407 Hey I notice all you jerks are still using periods today in your comments
Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (yL25O)

------

Yes. I am. It ..... offends..... all the right people.

...

What a stupid idea.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

408 383 A reporterette asked the inevitable of PDT a little while ago. Shouldn't he cancel the RNC tonight because of the hurricane and all the unrest?

The unrest of last week during the Dems hate fest didn't stop them... Although I think they wished it had

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)

409 Is he still busy fellating his girlfriend?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (EGyGV)

--LMAO, forgot that line.

dum-dum was a deep mine of Teh Stoopit.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (oZuI0)

410 Epstein entirely did not kill himself.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (lgiXo)


Unlike Goodyear tires.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (8B6Ng)

411 I also miss palin steele Captain America.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (oZuI0)

Ah, one our better (LOL) guests. I wouldn't call him a troll necessarily but he was spectacularly dumb.

IIRC, he is the only person I have ever gone off on during my over a decade history at AoSHQ.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (B4eDZ)

412 367 Did you see the 17 year old patriot walking up to police with a gun around his neck? Not the brightest bulb in the clan.
Posted by: Bon Jour at August 27, 2020 02:44 PM (FfLYy)


Maybe you aren't. The weapon was DRAPED around his neck, meaning the sling was there, but the gun was down by his waist, muzzle down. Hands up.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 02:48 PM (hku12)

---

The police questioned him, got his info, and SENT HIM HOME. The DA then charges him and claims he was fleeing to avoid prosecution.

Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (+0uDE)

413 We we're totally against communists, you guys!

Why didn't you like us?

Posted by: Actual Nazis at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (1ISKN)

414 I wonder if the rifle was keyholing the shots? That arm looked like it exploded. Aclso could that explain why the back of pedo dwarfs head didn't explode?
Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (+0uDE)
------------

556 round opened a hole, hot muzzle gasses followed and blew open the arm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (WEBkv)

415 We have a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat, we have a turd in the punch bowl.

Posted by: fly at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (2M/TV)

416 Don't like punctuation?
Find it triggering?
Too. Fucking. Bad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

417 And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:
https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)


You first. You want this to stop?

STOP COMMITTING CRIMES. STOP FIGHTING POLICE. STOP LOOTING, BURNING AND RAPING.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

418 I'm wondering if the bullet hit bone and shattered and took a lot more tissue with it as a result.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (yL25O)


At any rate, he's 100% left wing now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (8B6Ng)

419 >>>So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters...

=====

Who, coincidentally, have voted only D in their lifetimes. But they're totes on the fence this election.

Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (t8efL)

420 The 21 foot Rule

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (Uxv4o)

421 Not this guy....

https://youtu.be/WzHG-ibZaKM
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

-
He should be banned!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (+y/Ru)

422 359
didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw
guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you
were going to get stabbed?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8D42x)

---------------



They actually did a simulation and, while they were laughing the whole time, they were surprised at the results.



And, I think they also pointed out that while in some cases they
were able to get the gun out, the aimed shot part wasn't necessarily
achieved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (WEBkv)
----------------------------------------------------

I can draw from concealment and put two shots center mass in 1.8, 1.6 if I'm having a good day, and that's actually pretty good for my age group. Even so, at a full-tilt run with a knife or ball bat, that's still better than 20 feet. Tueller drills are good because they scare the living shit out of people and make them practice more. Wanna have some real fun? Get an inert pepper spray trainer and run Tueller drills with some people who say having that in their pocket or purse is just as good as a gun. 4-5 seconds if they're REALLY good at it, and it hasn't turned in their pocket or slid to the bottom of their purse. That's damn near into "50 yard dash" territory.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (+3rQF)

423
I wonder if the rifle was keyholing the shots? That arm looked like it exploded. Aclso could that explain why the back of pedo dwarfs head didn't explode?
Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (+0uDE)







55g 5.56 at insane close range velocities has a reputation for creating pretty spectacular meat craters.

As to pedo dwarf, I wouldn't be surprised to find that he got popped with someone else's random 9mm slug.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (EGyGV)

424 *waggles cigar and eyebrows*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM


* whistles in amazement *

Is there nothing you can't do?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (DMUuz)

425 Hey I notice all you jerks are still using periods today in your comments
Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (yL25O)


Is that not allowed? I may have missed the latest info on what is and is not me exercising my white privilege because I've been in a comma!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (hku12)

426 A reporterette asked the inevitable of PDT a little
while ago. Shouldn't he cancel the RNC tonight because of the hurricane
and all the unrest?



Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

--Jane, I loves ya, but the proper term of art is "reportrix."

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (oZuI0)

427 Isn't the debater supposed to be his own fact checker, Joe????

Posted by: Archer at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

428 Who, coincidentally, have voted only D in their lifetimes. But they're totes on the fence this election.
Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (t8efL)

They probably are. What they likely won't be is working for the DNC.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (Uxv4o)

429 48 Arson is peace
A red hat is violence
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (J8nVw)

good one

Posted by: working_man at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (sVTSA)

430 didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you were going to get stabbed?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:45 PM (8D42x)
---------------

They actually did a simulation and, while they were laughing the whole time, they were surprised at the results.

And, I think they also pointed out that while in some cases they were able to get the gun out, the aimed shot part wasn't necessarily achieved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:47 PM (WEBkv)

yeah, i do remember the moment they kind of went... erm, that's a lot worse than we thought it would be...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (8D42x)

431 Hey I notice all you jerks are still using periods today in your comments
Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (yL25O)


I live to trigger.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Lebron tweets about his mostly peaceful NBA bubble

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (gtNWf)

433 426 I'm wondering if the bullet hit bone and shattered and took a lot more tissue with it as a result.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (yL25O)

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

434 For quick draw purposes, always have a katana as your sidearm.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (icI8A)

435 "It wouldn't tumble that much in that distance even if it were keyholing, and I think you have to really mess something up to make a 5.56 load unstable."

My 1924 Mosin-Nagant dragoon keyholes at 25 yds. And with the gun market as tight as it is, I could probably still get $200 for it.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (qpX6U)

436 It wouldn't tumble that much in that distance even if it were keyholing, and I think you have to really mess something up to make a 5.56 load unstable.

I'm wondering if the bullet hit bone and shattered and took a lot more tissue with it as a result.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (yL25O)

-----

Hollow point. Pulled Glock boys bicep right off the tendons.


The ole bullet tumbling thingy was back in the Viet Nam days of the original M16 have a 1-12 twist. Barely stabilized the bullet.

All you modern M-4geries have much titghter twists and the bullets are stabilized.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

437 Arson is peace
A red hat is violence
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 02:22 PM (J8nVw)


Red Hat is Linux.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

438 Credibly accused rapist and white nationalist endorsed Joe Biden gets a fact checker.... Trump gets a hip checker. Every time credibly accused rapist and white nationalist endorsed Joe Biden lies, a pro hockey player runs across the stage and hip checks him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (dNzKv)

439 I see idiot Kushner is going to reach out to Lebron.


What a dumb fuck.

Hope Lebron says LOLGF.

Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (xgf3M)

440 >>> Don't like punctuation?
Find it triggering?
Too. Fucking. Bad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

=====

Compassionate Insom is the best Insom!

Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (t8efL)

441 424 I hear people say .... that the Earth is flat and the moon landing was faked.
Posted by: Bon Jour


I personally feel insulted that Media Matters only deemed of worthy of such a weak, minimum-wage troll. I thought we merited better, high-end trolls.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (HEEq1)

442 The DA then charges him and claims he was fleeing to avoid prosecution.
Posted by: rd at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (+0uDE)


Somebody needs to dox Tucker Carlson, James Woods and Mike Cernovich to name just a few.

Only sadly, every address belongs to George Soros.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (8B6Ng)

443 Islam was spread mostly peacefully.

No fires were started, no people or animals harmed in the making of those conversions.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (oZuI0)

444 Shit.

Y'all are cracking g me up and I have to go and run errands.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (U2p+3)

445 So Trump is gonna do a townhall of undecided voters..
Iiiii

Undecided if they are only going to vote for Joe once or twice.

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (qKfc+)

446
--Jane, I loves ya, but the proper term of art is "reportrix."
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (oZuI0)


Reportxr

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

447 I personally feel insulted that Media Matters only deemed of worthy of such a weak, minimum-wage troll. I thought we merited better, high-end trolls.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (HEEq1)

The good ones are out starting fires and getting shot.

Posted by: Actual Nazis at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (1ISKN)

448 I looked up Baghdad Bob for fun - looks like he is NOT dead! Best report is that he's living in the UAE, a very quiet and forgotten man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)

449 55g 5.56 at insane close range velocities has a reputation for creating pretty spectacular meat craters.

As to pedo dwarf, I wouldn't be surprised to find that he got popped with someone else's random 9mm slug.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



9mm or .223 should have popped his noggin like a melon. Actually. 223 should have removed half his skull. There would be an exit hole.

Rando .380 wouldn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (5CJXD)

450 I'm confused about head shot guy too.. Did his brains get splattered? I know that sounds gross, but shouldn't it have?

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (Zmnko)

451 @laughing, if you use your left hand it feels like somebody else. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (jK8Z7)

452 434 Hey I notice all you jerks are still using periods today in your comments

The period has been replaced with >//diarrhea*!<

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (d6DSt)

453 I like to eat my own poop.
Posted by: Bon Jour


You must be my aunt's poodle.

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (XTyi0)

454 I see our newest troll is completely unoriginal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (WEBkv)

When are they not?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX


I wonder whatever happened to Diderot's Dog? Truly original verbal upchucks of entertaining insanity.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (y7DUB)

455 Btw. The Rush stand in today just referenced the CNN gaffe.


Lurking, are we?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (U2p+3)

456 Yeah. It's all very boring. Where's "Based Herk" when you need some levity?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)

------

Yeah, I honestly miss ol' Herk. Total psycho. "YD IS A BABY RAPER!!!"

Our current crop lacks the insanity, the jois de vivre, of some of our older ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (Zm/Ey)

457 Are you about to start telling me, Antifa does not know what the word fascism means?


They know, Joe. They are, get this, lying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

458 I'm sure Candy Crowley would come out of retirement and be a "fact checker" for a trip to the Bellagio's buffet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

459 Get an inert pepper spray trainer and run Tueller drills with some people who say having that in their pocket or purse is just as good as a gun. 4-5 seconds if they're REALLY good at it, and it hasn't turned in their pocket or slid to the bottom of their purse. That's damn near into "50 yard dash" territory.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 27, 2020 02:53 PM (+3rQF)
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I'm probably about 2.1 from concealment.

Someone is inside 21 feet, create space, meaning "run away," while drawing then take on the threat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (WEBkv)

460 You guys know you're engaging with a troll. He doesn't give a damn what you say to him just so he can beat off to you noticing his drivel.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (UNuaH)

461 https://youtu.be/3ox545FxJoA

Good video from Blue Collar Logic. BLM activist gets to learn what police decision making is like.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (YynYJ)

462 I see idiot Kushner is going to reach out to Lebron.


What a dumb fuck.

I think it's a brilliant idea... Put LeBrainless on the spot

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

463 "My 1924 Mosin-Nagant dragoon keyholes at 25 yds. "

I only keep it to celebrate the year of Lenin's death. It was fashioned by the artisans of Tula, metalworkers of the czars.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:58 PM (qpX6U)

464 441 Lebron tweets about his mostly peaceful NBA bubble
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (gtNWf)

Did he tweet out a video yet of him tap-dancing in those $600 commie slave-labor-made hightops?

Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2020 02:58 PM (cspJy)

465 Our tour of Italy was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Hannibal of Carthage at August 27, 2020 02:58 PM (Ejm1K)

466 Biden looks subtly different, and sounds more lucid lately. Could it be a double being slipped in before the debates??

Posted by: Chillin the most

In my report on the 2008 Democratic Convention in Denver I discuss Biden's body doubles (of which he has at least one on hand for every public appearance). They're good enough to fool in-person crowds from a distance, but I don't think they'd be good enough to withstand pixel-by-pixel facial scrutiny on TV
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 0

-----seriously he has body doubles?? Do a lot of politicians?
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 27, 2020 02:21 PM (lonOK)


----
Zombie
Could you please tell a little about Biden body doubles? I'm intrigued!

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 27, 2020 02:58 PM (lonOK)

467

Anyone wanna go to summer camp?

Posted by: J. Stalin, Esq at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (d6DSt)

468
And then there's this level of TikTok crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
===============
whoa. she mad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (gtNWf)

469 CNN is the proto-genesis of "get woke go broke"

They could report the news fairly and would boom in the ratings. But fair news means helping Trump, so they would rather post headlines like that, be laughed at, and continue to wallow in the bottom of the ratings.

They made this bed and, in their blind hatred, they're happy to lie in it.

I say let them. I'm enjoying laughing at their antics.

They're fooling no one.

Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (ZR7kf)

470 444 "It wouldn't tumble that much in that distance even if it were keyholing, and I think you have to really mess something up to make a 5.56 load unstable."

My 1924 Mosin-Nagant dragoon keyholes at 25 yds. And with the gun market as tight as it is, I could probably still get $200 for it.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:55 PM (qpX6U)


Is the muzzle dinged any? Have you gaged the muzzle erosion? Might ID the cause of the short-range keyholing.

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

471 430 Isn't the debater supposed to be his own fact checker, Joe????
Posted by: Archer at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)


Oh he claims he will be a fact checker on the floor. Right before he claimed thatRepublicans told him he should have a fact checker there.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (UNuaH)

472 As to pedo dwarf, I wouldn't be surprised to find that he got popped with someone else's random 9mm slug.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

9mm or .223 should have popped his noggin like a melon. Actually. 223 should have removed half his skull. There would be an exit hole.

Rando .380 wouldn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (5CJXD)


Nice to know I'm not alone in this one, seems to be the consensus here. Wonder if it's going to get picked up anyplace else, or if we'll have to wait for forensics. It really would be rich irony.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (8B6Ng)

473
--Jane, I loves ya, but the proper term of art is "reportrix."
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (oZuI0)






Media Slattern

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

474 whoa. she mad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (gtNWf)
++++++++++
In the British sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (hYcqw)

475 You'd think that the pedo would have been a definite Biden voter but I've heard that recently he has an open mind about voting.

And everything else.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (icI8A)

476 Pompeiians enjoyed a mostly peaceful fall afternoon in AD79.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (DLzZd)

477 > Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (NWiLs)


I hear you are going to TX.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (sjdRT)

478

Mostly peaceful St. Valentine's Day 1929 in Chicago

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (S67j9)

479 474
430 Isn't the debater supposed to be his own fact checker, Joe????

Posted by: Archer at August 27, 2020 02:54 PM (gmo/4)





Oh he claims he will be a fact checker on the floor. Right before he
claimed thatRepublicans told him he should have a fact checker there.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (UNuaH)

Well dammit man. Leg hairs Corn pop. Flibbity flobbity floop.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (KW3yX)

480 Mostly peaceful investigation of allegations of witchcraft.

Posted by: Salem, MA, 1692 at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (Ejm1K)

481 I watched a few episodes of a show on Netflix called something like Churchill's Secret Agents.
Ordinary people getting trained in tactics similar to those received by Brits to be dropped behind lines in WWII.
Contestants got marked down for slowing to aim handguns when in close range with targets.
IIRC they were instructed to shoot twice from the hip.
No idea if that makes sense.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (lgiXo)

482 I had read that Baghdad Bob died. Huh.

He needs to get his resume out there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (r3ITp)

483 Media Slattern
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

---------------

You take that back!

Posted by: Slattern Union at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (WEBkv)

484

I invented AntiFas to fight Nazis in Germany in the '30's.

Aren't I a stinker!

Posted by: J. Stalin, Esq at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (d6DSt)

485 "Is the muzzle dinged any? Have you gaged the muzzle erosion? Might ID the cause of the short-range keyholing."

No, the bore is shit. It was black as night when I got it. I brushed it out with steel brushes for a couple months, got all the black stuff out. Now it's a shotgun. I use it mainly as a weight for arm-lifts while sitting at desk.

I'll let you have it for $175! A steal!

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (qpX6U)

486 479 Pompeiians enjoyed a mostly peaceful fall afternoon in AD79.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (DLzZd)



Vesuvius was a mostly inactive volcano.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (UNuaH)

487 We must refer to the table to see if it's a media slattern or an expensive doxy.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (icI8A)

488 I see idiot Kushner is going to reach out to Lebron.


What a dumb fuck.

I think it's a brilliant idea... Put LeBrainless on the spot
Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)


I agree. All Kushner needs to do is understand some of Whitlock's columns to get over on him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (y7DUB)

489 didn't mythbusters do the math and figure out that the best quickdraw guys need about 20 feet to clear and shot. and ANYTHING inside meany you were going to get stabbed?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Tueller Drill. 21 ft.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (5CJXD)

490 Louisiana just had a mostly peaceful hurricane.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:01 PM (Eicbe)

491 414
Hey I notice all you jerks are still using periods today in your comments

Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:49 PM (yL25O)

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Yes. I am. It ..... offends..... all the right people.

...

What a stupid idea.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

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William Shatner....hardest....hit.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 27, 2020 03:02 PM (+3rQF)

492 https://tinyurl.com/yxuajzob
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)


Watch different news.

Try decaf.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Slatterns are under-appreciated.

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 03:02 PM (XTyi0)

494 I'm confused about head shot guy too.. Did his brains get splattered? I know that sounds gross, but shouldn't it have?
Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (Zmnko)


I think the jury is still out whether he was hit by one of Kyle's rounds or not.

Interesting to watch Kyle circle back from behind the cars, he's the second person on the scene of the guy on the ground. Immediately has his phone out, presumably calling 911.

An AR15 probably would have a pretty large exit wound, and I was kinda looking for that. Which might have been there, but the guy was still conscious while he was laying there, so it's not going to be a shock if it turns out he was actually hit by a small caliber handgun round.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12)

495 *The* classic palin steele/Captain America thread.

Over a decade later, and I'm still LMAO.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/290333.php

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 03:02 PM (oZuI0)

496 NBA self canceled. Tee hee. Bye Felicia.

Posted by: Menack at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (buTO7)

497 LOL!

Abbott says Texas dodged a bullet. The storm surge was predicted to be OVER 10 FEET!!!!!!

It was less than 3.

You just keep following the media like they're not fucking evil and biased.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

498 Hiroshima was mostly quiet Aug. 6 1945.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (lgiXo)

499 Head wounds bleed a LOT.

There is plenty of video of the midget on the ground and even with the shirt on his head there should be blood.

Its weird.

Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (ZfRYq)

500 Abbott says Texas dodged a bullet. The storm surge was predicted to be OVER 10 FEET!!!!!!

It was less than 3.

He's right, but LA wasn't so lucky

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (Zmnko)

501 I'll let you have it for $175! A steal!

Fire polish it and recrown the muzzle. Might get to 100 feet before it keyholes...

Posted by: J. Stalin, Esq at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (d6DSt)

502
Hiroshima was mostly quiet Aug. 6 1945.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (lgiXo)






It was REALLY quiet on Aug 7 though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (EGyGV)

503 Charles Manson led a mostly peaceful life.

Really.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (Eicbe)

504 Bernie Maddoff finical planning.....mostly prudent.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (XmJQS)

505 "Fire polish it and recrown the muzzle. Might get to 100 feet before it keyholes..."

If I do that, I'll have to raise the price.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (qpX6U)

506 Hillary! is mostly sober.

Posted by: Caliban at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (QE8X6)

507 I see our newest troll is completely unoriginal.

It's just raykon back for more abuse. Raykon was always very impressed that he was able to look up words in the dictionary. He based his entire political "view" on words that sounded good. He's the sort of drooling pig-ignorant halfwit who thought East Germany was actually democratic. It said so, right on the box!

Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (AZtDi)

508
He's right, but LA wasn't so lucky
Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 03:03 PM (Zmnko)


They were saying the storm surge would go in 40 miles in LA.

It didn't.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

509 Charles Manson led a mostly peaceful life.

Really.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (Eicbe)
------------

You mean the gals involved in the group sex were just faking?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (WEBkv)

510 You know who else was fiery but mostly peaceful after Steiner didn't come?

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (XTyi0)

511 It wouldn't tumble that much in that distance even if it were keyholing, and I think you have to really mess something up to make a 5.56 load unstable.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 27, 2020 02:51 PM (yL25O)

I'll take that challenge. I'm thinking of installing my own muzzle brake...complete with pinning and welding it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (zl6ss)

512
No, the bore is shit. It was black as night when I got it. I brushed it out with steel brushes for a couple months, got all the black stuff out. Now it's a shotgun. I use it mainly as a weight for arm-lifts while sitting at desk.

------

Ivan didnt clean his Mosin like he was supposed to.

Commie Berdan primers ate his riffling away. I had an M44 like that. Wall hanger in the reloading room now.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

513 Lemon wants Joey to recognize the violence while his network denies it

logic b hard for CNN

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (O+AcM)

514 "Mostly Peaceful Thanksgiving Turkey Drop"

- Les Nessman*


*winner of the coveted Iowa Newshawk Award

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 03:05 PM (luzVb)

515 Kamalatoe is giving a speech.


Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (AMIL/)

516 The leftist media are filled with anti-American scumbags who think the public are dumb may these a-holes get their just desserts. Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (tSosf)

517 Nazi Pelosi's teeth are mostly in her mouth.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (lgiXo)

518 If I do that, I'll have to raise the price.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 03:04 PM (qpX6U)
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hack saw, drill bit and a Dremel and, you're good to go!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (WEBkv)

519 If the media is suggesting that Trump not speak tonight because of the hurricane they simply don't want him to speak. It has nothing to do with the hurricane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (WkPC9)

520 Regarding lefty.

The smaller the fluid filled case the more likely it will explode from the hydrodynamic shock wave. It is a volume for expansion question. The arm acts like a smaller case than a chest or head for that matter. The skull on pedo was encased by skull. Ive more than once seen a rifle round remain in someones head. Of course that is unknown due to the head wrapped in tshirt. Usually at all but the closet ranges (e.g. point blank or very close) a 5.56 has a small entry wound. The gases out of the muzzle are a portion of the reason for the missing flesh. I worked and trained with the FBI ballistics lab.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (D/SYi)

521 Rando .380 wouldn't.
Posted by: rickb223


Nice to know I'm not alone in this one, seems to be the consensus here. Wonder if it's going to get picked up anyplace else, or if we'll have to wait for forensics. It really would be rich irony.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Look at the stills of bicep boy. Looks like a .380.
I'm thinking most soi bois would be carrying them because less kick and cheaper to acquire. Could easily see Pedo Boi catching a rando .380.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (5CJXD)

522 "Bernie Maddoff finical planning.....mostly prudent."

Finical is a word, used by Shakespeare. "Finical rogue!" He knew how to write good insults.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (qpX6U)

523 And I'm sure Tex Watkins was mostly peaceful in his life.

Heck Bundy only murdered 30 people in his life.

What about the evenings he wasn't murdering people?

Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:06 PM (Eicbe)

524 475
As to pedo dwarf, I wouldn't be surprised to find that he got popped with someone else's random 9mm slug.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur



9mm or .223 should have popped his noggin like a melon. Actually.
223 should have removed half his skull. There would be an exit hole.



Rando .380 wouldn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (5CJXD)



Nice to know I'm not alone in this one, seems to be the consensus
here. Wonder if it's going to get picked up anyplace else, or if we'll
have to wait for forensics. It really would be rich irony.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (8B6Ng)

Why is lemon calling for the end of the mostly peaceful protests? Silence is violence!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (KW3yX)

525 The storm surge was predicted to be OVER 10 FEET!!!!!!

It was less than 3.

-----

So.... Fauci is a meteorologist too??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

526 Cernovich lurks here. Interesting

Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (ZfRYq)

527 NBA playoffs cancelled.

Baby mamas, tattoo parlours, and skrip clubs hardest hit.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (oZuI0)

528 I got a mostly peaceful, easy feeling...

Posted by: Jack Kevorkian at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

529 *the hydrodynamic wave on pedo was enclosed by the skull.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (D/SYi)

530 For Atlanta businessman, enjoying a mostly peaceful canoe trip up the backwaters rapids of Georgia, encounter a mostly peaceful local duo.

Posted by: Citizen at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (h4jeD)

531 Hitler was mostly nice to the jews.

Posted by: Archer at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (gmo/4)

532 Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Round Enters Gaige Grosskreutz Elbow. Leaves Little Behind.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

533 Her little grins/smirks are a terrible look - totally at odds with her words at the instant

drop those g's sistah

Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (AMIL/)

534 532 NBA playoffs cancelled.

Baby mamas, tattoo parlours, and skrip clubs hardest hit.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (oZuI0)


Will no one think of the bail bondsmen? They've got to make a living too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (dBq3T)

535
I got a mostly peaceful, easy feeling...
Posted by: Jack Kevorkian at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (Eicbe)

-----

...... dude .......

~The Eagles

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

536 Schroedinger's NBA playoffs.

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (XTyi0)

537 it would be funny if bald pedo's actual cause of death was OD
he looked hopped up on something earlier in the day

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (J8nVw)

538 I was mostly sober that night I had the 10 shots of bourbon.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (lgiXo)

539 -----

So.... Fauci is a meteorologist too??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (8XRCm)


Texas declared a State of Emergency all the way up to Dallas County.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

540 So the morons evidently started shooting at the Kid- except when he returned fire, he didn't miss.

Have to admit, the Kid impresses more as we learn more about the particulars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (A5zUN)

541 532
NBA playoffs cancelled.



Baby mamas, tattoo parlours, and skrip clubs hardest hit.



Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (oZuI0)

That's too bad.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (KW3yX)

542
So.... Fauci is a meteorologist too??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (8XRCm)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

543 Get your "not shocked" faces at the ready!

The Demofascist running against Susan Collins in Maine was the subject of 57 tax liens for unpaid taxes, through her business, during the seven year period it was operating and before she put it out of it's misery and shut it down.


Now she works for governments. Because it's easier and cheaper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (gtNWf)

544 538 Her little grins/smirks are a terrible look - totally at odds with her words at the instant


And that laugh.. So she's speaking now?

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (Zmnko)

545 It's just raykon back for more abuse. Raykon was always very impressed that he was able to look up words in the dictionary.


He loves Jesus, and his helper monkey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

546 Which is also named Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

547 Man, the Morons are really digging forensic pathology today! Waiting for Michael Baden to show up.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (qpX6U)

548 Jim Jones was mostly non-genocidal.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (Eicbe)

549 Seeing lots of mostly peaceful police interaction with black folk.


(An actually factually true statement)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (3D/fK)

550 Santorini and Krakatoa are mostly peaceful islands.

Posted by: Archer at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (gmo/4)

551 1974: Blazing Saddles
2020: Blazing Car Dealerships

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (dBq3T)

552 534
*the hydrodynamic wave on pedo was enclosed by the skull.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (D/SYi)


And his dew rag.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (KW3yX)

553 Has anyone heard from Jim of Galveston?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (TdMsT)

554 Passengers enjoy a fiery, but mostly peaceful ride with grandpa asleep at the wheel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (DLzZd)

555 "Jim Jones was mostly non-genocidal.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:09 PM (Eicbe)"

And throws a kick ass party with mostly-not-poisoned Flavor Ade.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (icI8A)

556 You guys are pretty good.

*puffs on a Camel*

Posted by: Quincy, M.E. at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (h4jeD)

557 Ive also seen 5.56 shot into a chest cavity and come out an ear.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (D/SYi)

558 Bon Jour, gee, not a bad idea.

Maybe if your side started praying, they wouldn't be burning down city blocks and getting shot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (WEBkv)

559 Those car owners all have insurance, right?

NBD.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (Eicbe)

560 Want to have some fun?

Go back and compare reporters in Desert Storm to this guy-- they were wearing less protective gear in the war zone than the peaceful protest zone.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (aO8Gd)

561 480 > Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 02:52 PM (NWiLs)


I hear you are going to TX.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 27, 2020 03:00 PM (sjdRT)

That's what your heard? Who told you that? I bet it was one of THEM, wasn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

562 And his dew rag.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (KW3yX)

Also mentioned in the same post

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (D/SYi)

563 Has it been mentioned that the baldy "victim" was on video yelling "Shoot me n***er!" moments before he was shot? It's exactly like the idiot in Austin, (also a baldy), saying "All the white supremacists who open carry at their rallies are too big of pussies to actually use them [their guns]." Moments later, he was dead, too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (7Fj9P)

564
That's what your heard? Who told you that? I bet it was one of THEM, wasn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)


THEY live.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

565 Ive also seen 5.56 shot into a chest cavity and come out an ear.
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:10 PM (D/SYi)
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What?

Posted by: Guy with 5.56 in his ear at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MjnY3)

566 That's what your heard? Who told you that? I bet it was one of THEM, wasn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)
--------------

Since you mentioned it, does that make you one of THEM?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (WEBkv)

567 To heck with Baghdad Bob, does anyone have an update on Joe Isuzu?

Posted by: Downcast at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (DZhwN)

568 When PDJT debates Mostly Sleepy Joe I hope he asks "Joe, how many grandchildren do you have?".

See if he finally gets it right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (gtNWf)

569 That guy in Kenosha? Mostly not shot.

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Eicbe)

570 Speaking of Bon Jovi, are they going to be doing some tribute concerts for the fallen?

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (icI8A)

571 And what happened to MUMR, anyway?

He used to really bring the cray-cray, and make me laugh.

Now it's all just "ORANGEMANBAD BLAH BLAH!"

He turned into a boring queermo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Zm/Ey)

572 Tik tock chick needs to calm her tits. She should be careful what she asks for.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (0OmEj)

573 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (7UIvI)

574 Nooooooooooooooooood! Mostly unarmed. Jacob Black, not the "medic".

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (GXDgD)

575 I hope ESPN Is enjoying how they just cut their own throat. Same with Nike and the NBA.

Seriously fuck them all.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (y7DUB)

576 NBA playoffs cancelled.

Baby mamas, tattoo parlours, and skrip clubs hardest hit.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 03:07 PM (oZuI0)


Not cancelled. Postponed, expected to resume tomorrow or Saturday.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)

577 I'll single out Jonathan Isaac from the NBA idiots.

Dude is remarkably mature for age 23. Also courageous.

If there is a god, he's got a special plan for him.

Bless you, Mr. Isaac.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (oZuI0)

578 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (r3ITp)

579 570
That's what your heard? Who told you that? I bet it was one of THEM, wasn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

THEY live.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

*puts on sunglasses*

I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

580
Have to admit, the Kid impresses more as we learn more about the particulars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2020 03:08 PM (A5zUN)

------

Shot the dude that threw the molotov at him.

Shot the dude that cracked his skull with a skateboard.

Shot the dude that ran up on him waving a Glock at him.


If nothing elese.... he ID'd his targets as legit threats. Didnt just start dumping mags into the mob.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

581 Trolls are mostly retarded.
No, really they are.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (lgiXo)

582 NBA self canceled. Tee hee. Bye Felicia.
Posted by: Menack


Doing a good job of branding their product.

To a more selective audience.

Watch or don't watch. Or they don't play and you stare at the screen.
Amazingly stupid. And that rocket scientist LeBron James.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (vcOmj)

583 Postponed, expected to resume tomorrow or Saturday.

That'll show us!

Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2020 03:13 PM (AZtDi)

584 559 Has anyone heard from Jim of Galveston?

Yes, he was posting on the morning thread. He came through fine.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2020 03:14 PM (5p7BC)

585 The pedo was mostly dead when he hit the ground. The pic I saw showed a peaceful face devoid of hate and rage, meaning his soul had already shed the mortal coil and punched his well-earned one way ticket to hell.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 27, 2020 03:14 PM (sI15f)

586 Since you mentioned it, does that make you one of THEM?

A classic double blind diversion. He IS one of THEM, but as a sleeper agent of DIS IS...

Posted by: J. Stalin, Esq at August 27, 2020 03:14 PM (d6DSt)

587 Same troll under a different name. One "tell" is that they put an "s" after LOL, hence LOLs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 03:14 PM (WkPC9)

588 What?
Posted by: Guy with 5.56 in his ear at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MjnY3)

Said exactly what I mean. Violently tumbling enter chest came out of head behind ear.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:15 PM (D/SYi)

589 And what happened to MUMR, anyway?

He is still here, but his comments get autonuked. I got to see one of this this morning for 10 seconds.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2020 03:15 PM (5p7BC)

590 575 That guy in Kenosha? Mostly not shot.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Eicbe)

Brain- mostly intact.

Well, not really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN)

591 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)

592 Vigilantes Against Vigilantism
Bigots Against Bigotry
Domestic Terrorists For Domestic Tranquility

It is stupefying to see so many people rallied up.

I can only think that a supernatural power is capable of blinding so many.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 27, 2020 03:17 PM (1eJby)

593 The President and Mrs Kennedy enjoyed a mostly peaceful ride through Dallas today, waving to supporters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2020 03:17 PM (3D/fK)

594 520 Kamalatoe is giving a speech.
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(fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...)

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 27, 2020 03:18 PM (sWM8x)

595 Galveston is fine. Yesterday my wife's employer told her she'd be working from home today. This morning they told her to come on in.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 27, 2020 03:18 PM (jK8Z7)

596 Huzzah!

Since we moved, I have not had internet until now. The HQ is one site that doesn't automatically update if it's open when I sign on. So what I saw was JJ's report for -- Fri, 8/21/20.

I have a lot of catching up to do.

And BTW, I came across some old Am Spectators from the Reagan years. What has changed is the intensity, and for the media, the decision not even to fake objectivity. But the base ideas haven't changed.

Remember the "Shantytowns"? It was interesting to see this noted as a recent change, and credited to People for the American Way:

"...Senate approval of Reagan candidates for federal district courts was almost routine. 'When we started to look into judgeships we were told....that it couldn't possibly become an issue.' recalls People For director Anthony Podesta."

Who?

That was the June, 1987 issue.

Or, from the same article, this:

"The conventional wisdom among [left media] holds that Reagan's presidency is, in some meaningful sense, the unique product of the age of television. Reagan...is driven by images and emotion, rather than logic. TV...allows Reagan to distort history, play havoc with the facts, ignore sequential logic, and still come off as convincing, even sincere. As a result ... politics during the Reagan era have been dominated by visual affect and outrageous metaphor, to the detriment of sound policy and, of late, even legality."

Sound familiar? Do they ever sing a different song?

(I cut a bit, because I had to type it in.)

Posted by: Eeyore at August 27, 2020 03:19 PM (7X3UV)

597 I'll take that challenge. I'm thinking of installing my own muzzle brake...complete with pinning and welding it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Witt Machine dot net.
SME
Sound Mitigation Equipment - Non Class 3

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 03:20 PM (5CJXD)

598 I suppose at some point, instead of mostly peaceful it will be Slightly smoking crater.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 27, 2020 03:21 PM (uLPdG)

599 Sounds like the Dead Parrot skit.

Posted by: Eve at August 27, 2020 03:21 PM (L5yo0)

600 I only keep it to celebrate the year of Lenin's death. It was fashioned by the artisans of Tula, metalworkers of the czars.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 02:58 PM (qpX6U)

My Mosin-Nagant 1944 carbine is a dreamboat, dead-on accurate. It also creates ginormous fireballs when you shoot it. Love that rifle.

Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2020 03:24 PM (OLtrr)

601 472 As to pedo dwarf, I wouldn't be surprised to find that he got popped with someone else's random 9mm slug.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

9mm or .223 should have popped his noggin like a melon. Actually. 223 should have removed half his skull. There would be an exit hole.

Rando .380 wouldn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 02:56 PM (5CJXD)

Nice to know I'm not alone in this one, seems to be the consensus here. Wonder if it's going to get picked up anyplace else, or if we'll have to wait for forensics. It really would be rich irony.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 27, 2020 02:59 PM (8B6Ng)


I'm not going to post a link here (AOSHQ is a mostly family-friendly site) but it's easy to find a photo of Rosenbaum's head wound. You can see his brain and it isn't liquefied like you would expect. Perhaps there was invisible internal damage that will show up in the coroner's report.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 27, 2020 03:26 PM (9IdCK)

602 I'm not going to post a link here (AOSHQ is a mostly family-friendly site) but it's easy to find a photo of Rosenbaum's head wound. You can see his brain and it isn't liquefied like you would expect. Perhaps there was invisible internal damage that will show up in the coroner's report.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 27, 2020 03:26 PM (9IdCK)


Usually doesnt turn to jello acts more like shooting though over boiled cauliflower that in Tupperware.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 27, 2020 03:33 PM (D/SYi)

603 The Nazi occupation of France was "mostly peaceful".

Posted by: pst314 at August 27, 2020 03:58 PM (mbIBQ)

604 Titanic was mostly sea worthy

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2020 04:08 PM (OjZpE)

605 CNN credibility crashes in flames

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 27, 2020 04:45 PM (FLiOE)

606 Krystalnact - glass smashy but mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 27, 2020 05:04 PM (BLOTa)

607 I can only think that the earlier attack on CNN headquarters was a warning - one they are now heeding.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 27, 2020 05:05 PM (BLOTa)

608 To them this is fiery but peaceful, so expect something far worse in our future

Posted by: Chief White Bear at August 27, 2020 05:12 PM (dMcqy)

609 This CNN cyron is insane, but also terrifying. See, Marxist theory has taught them that property belongs to the people, so if people burn the property, it isn't violent. They are destroying their own stuff. Literally that is how they justify it - as long as the burning looting mob doesn't hurt a person, it is "peaceful" even if it is a bit "fiery".

Oh and fascists aren't "people", so they don't count. You can kill a fascist, and it doesn't count as violence, because they are not one of the "people". And if you disagree with them you are a fascist.

What this shows is that dedicated Marxists run CNN.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 27, 2020 05:48 PM (BLOTa)

610 A quick shout out to Blaze TV's Elijah Shaffer, who is essentially a one-man show of riot coverage. He has traveled everywhere, Seattle, Portland, Chicago and now Kenosha. He posts an enormous amount on Twitter and has his own YouTube/ Blaze TV show called "Slightly Offensive."

Another is a Twitter reporter, @BGonthescene, Brandon Gutenshwager.

[Please forgive me if I got any names wrong or misspelled.]

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at August 29, 2020 09:03 AM (2YpOn)

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat