Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/23/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“I would be prepared to do whatever it takes to save lives because we cannot get the country moving until we control the virus. That is the fundamental flaw of this administration’s thinking to begin with. In order to keep the country running and moving and the economy growing and people employed, you have to fix the virus. You have to deal with the virus.” Former VP Joe Biden


Quote II

Our black, gay mayor is not protecting the women in this city. I have a personal problem with that.” Taylore Norwood

Quote III

“The pricing is still way too high relative to what we’re seeing in the illicit market. If you are someone that consumes cannabis on a regular interval, there’s not a lot of incentive for you to transition over.”Canaccord Genuity analyst Matt Bottomley


Quote IV

This is what happens when malevolent narcissists don’t get slapped and thrown to the ground. The kind of psychology we’re seeing, over and over again, overwhelmingly from the left, is an exercise in bad faith, a fundamental dishonesty. It therefore isn’t amenable to correction with facts or debate, or appeals to reciprocity or some higher purpose. Tolerating such behaviour - and worse, deferring to it – will only encourage an escalation of vanity, malice and sociopathy. It may, however, be discouraged with reminders of physical consequences. Ideally, physical humiliation. A reminder that nasty little egos can be publicly broken.David Thompson

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Statement of The Day


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I must put one of these on each of my 2 killer pickup trucks.


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The problem with Ivy League graduates? Eventually, they become the movers and shakers of government. One of the things that made this country great is being rejected by Princeton undergrads.

College students say free speech is “unacceptable”


Not any longer. The president and two vice-presidents of the Princeton Graduate Student Government replied to their school’s shocking affirmation of free speech and the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America, calling it “tone-deaf” and “unacceptable.”

In a letter written in response to Eisgruber and the administration, the three opined that the free speech policy protects “hate” at the university. They stated, “We as a student body are not looking for ‘dialogue’ on how to cope with institutional racism,” and averred that an emphasis on the importance of free expression “reads as a typical dog-whistle often used to excuse racist speech and hateful actions.”

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Maybe Garrett can help Charlie out...................


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From humor to stark commentary......Paul Joseph Watson NSFW-Language


So how many of the fleeing New Yorkers will continue to vote the same shitty way they have over the years?


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The NFL continues it's Virtue Signaling spiral.

The Kansas City Chiefs announced the organization is banning fans from wearing headdresses at Arrowhead Stadium and there will also be a ban on face painting “styled in a way that references or appropriates American Indian cultures,” according to a release sent out on social media.

While we have discouraged fans from wearing headdresses for several years, effective immediately, fans will be prohibited from wearing headdresses into the stadium.
Face painting is still allowed for all fans, but any face paint that is styled in a way that references or appropriates American Indian cultures and traditions will be prohibited.


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An ONT rule is no math. Rules were meant to be bent and/or broken. Sometimes, amirite?

A Fleet of Computers Helps Settle a 90-Year-Old Math Problem

By translating Ott-Heinrich Keller’s conjecture into a computer-friendly search, researchers confirmed a conjecture about seven-dimensional space.

A TEAM OF mathematicians has finally finished off Keller’s conjecture, but not by working it out themselves. Instead, they taught a fleet of computers to do it for them.


Keller’s conjecture, posed 90 years ago by Ott-Heinrich Keller, is a problem about covering spaces with identical tiles. It asserts that if you cover a two-dimensional space with two-dimensional square tiles, at least two of the tiles must share an edge. It makes the same prediction for spaces of every dimension—that in covering, say, 12-dimensional space using 12-dimensional “square” tiles, you will end up with at least two tiles that abut each other exactly.

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Cognitive dissonance!

It appears cognitive dissonance runs deep in Portland, Oregon …

During riots Saturday in Portland, where left-wing Black Lives Matter and Antifa extremists have been harassing and assaulting local police and bystanders for weeks, these same left-wing extremists suddenly turned into bawling babies desperate for police protection after someone finally decided to fight back.


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Lima, Peru has a population of 33,031,382. I'm just guessing here. But, I venture a guess or two that they have other bigger problems than non-social distancing nightclubs.


At Least 13 Killed In Peru Nightclub Stampede Triggered By Police 'Social Distancing' Raid

In an example of COVID-19-related law enforcement gone horribly awry, 13 people were killed in a deadly stampede, as patrons tried to flee a surprise police raid on a crowded Lima, Peru nightclub on Saturday night.

At least 6 people were seriously injured, including 3 cops.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: August 23, 1967 - Keith Moon
Enjoying a wild birthday party Keith Moon drummer with The Who drove his Lincoln car into a Holiday Inn swimming pool. As the party had become out of control, the police were called to put an end to the festivities. Moon, ever keen to avoid the boys in blue snuck outside and got into a Lincoln Continental Limousine and attempted to make a getaway. Unfortunately, in his inebriated state he released the handbrake, and began rolling towards the pool. Moon simply sat back and waited, as the car crashed through the fence around the pool and into the water.


Born on this day: August 23, 1946 - Keith Moon
English drummer Keith Moon. The Who With The Who he scored the 1965 UK No.2 single 'My Generation' plus over 20 other Top 40 hits, 1967 US No.9 single 'I Can See For Miles' and rock opera albums 'Tommy' & 'Quadrophenia'. Moon was voted the second-greatest drummer in history by a Rolling Stone readers' poll. Moon died on 7th September 1978 after taking 32 clomethiazole tablets. via thisdayinmusic.com


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One would think that being on a school board you would take your position seriously. No, not for this Genius Award Winner.

PITTSBURGH — A Pittsburgh Public Schools board member learned the hard way on Wednesday what can go wrong in virtual meetings.

According to Channel 11 News’ exchange partners at TribLIVE, Veronica Edwards was accidentally seen disrobing and stepping into the shower during the district’s agenda review meeting, which was streamed live.


Her excuse, "“During the pandemic, I have experienced an increase of virtual meeting hours … more than ever before. The demand on my time has caused me to attempt to multi-task when some meetings are proceeding.

"Like many women and caregivers across the country, this has been a challenging time to achieve work-life balance, it’s been nearly impossible for me.”" H/T Isophorone Blog

Quite the apology. Not.


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Top 10 commenters:
1 [620 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [87.03 posts/day]
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1 Good evening

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2020 09:56 PM (/669Q)

2 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 09:57 PM (Rvt88)

3 Nic Cage is forging a Klingon-esque dagger axe. Shit just got (sur)real.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2020 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 Way to plant the flag, BB!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2020 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 Thanks for the ONT.

I really shudder to think how these morons would deal with an actual deadly pandemic. Something like smallpox or bubonic plague.

Actually, I think the reaction would actually be more subdued. Real danger has a tendency to be a clarifying experience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 09:59 PM (cI3Q7)

6 1. I just booked my flight for TxMoMe, so anybody who wants to bail out, now's the time.

2. Fucking hell, what is wrong with me? Number 1 again?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

7 Pip! Pip!

Posted by: Zettai at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (sgZzZ)

8 Keller's conjecture . . is a problem about covering spaces with identical tiles. It asserts that if you cover a two-dimensional space with two-dimensional square tiles, at least two of the tiles must share an edge.

Um, why didn't they just ask a guy that lays tiles for a living?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (Rvt88)

9 The board member was planning to join the virtual meeting while taking a shower???

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (ygY1S)

10 6 1. I just booked my flight for TxMoMe, so anybody who wants to bail out, now's the time.

2. Fucking hell, what is wrong with me? Number 1 again?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

You know I was surprised. I boarded a could times during the height of the Chinese Lung AIDS hysteria, but even then it seems like our totals were lower than in the old days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:01 PM (cI3Q7)

11 Time to read the content...

Posted by: Bookdoc at August 23, 2020 10:03 PM (PzBTm)

12 7 Pip! Pip!
Posted by: Zettai at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (sgZzZ)

And Cheerios!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

13 Ott-Heinrich Keller

NO MATHX!! MATHX IZ RACIST!!

Posted by: Raimundo Cloggenstein at August 23, 2020 10:03 PM (5IkR1)

14 And BTW, best deal is SouthWest from FL to Love Field. Delta STARTED at over $900. WTF?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

15 8 Keller's conjecture . . is a problem about covering spaces with identical tiles. It asserts that if you cover a two-dimensional space with two-dimensional square tiles, at least two of the tiles must share an edge.

Um, why didn't they just ask a guy that lays tiles for a living?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:00 PM (Rvt8

Keller needed a hobby involving either firearms or busty redheads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:04 PM (cI3Q7)

16 Dude in the last example must be mainlining FloMax!

Evening, Horde!

Posted by: TheHoser at August 23, 2020 10:05 PM (ioRP+)

17 "I would be prepared to do whatever it takes to save lives because we cannot get the country moving until we control the virus. That is the fundamental flaw of this administration's thinking to begin with. In order to keep the country running and moving and the economy growing and people employed, you have to fix the virus. You have to deal with the virus." Former VP Joe Biden


A virus that infects 1% of the population, that is fatal to 2% OF THAT 1%.

We have to stop in our tracks and freeze because of that level of threat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

18 Keller needed a hobby involving either firearms or busty redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:05 PM (Rvt88)

19 18 Keller needed a hobby involving either firearms or busty redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Embrace the power of 'and'.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:05 PM (Rvt8

^This

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

20 Season finale of Yellowstone:

Holy shit!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2020 10:06 PM (ufFY8)

21 1) watch news
2) see insom and tsa escorts off plane
3) profit!

Posted by: Contract Trace Stasi Goons at August 23, 2020 10:06 PM (5IkR1)

22 What an ONT, MisHum!

I'm still laughing at that Biden sticker.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

23 14 And BTW, best deal is SouthWest from FL to Love Field. Delta STARTED at over $900. WTF?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

You have to figure that air travel right now is way down. I am surprised they do not put you in a medically induced coma, stack you like cordwood in the plane, then hope they can wake you up at the destination.

Think the ultra budget customer pick up scene from Airplane II.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:06 PM (cI3Q7)

24 I take it the Princeton students opposed to freedom of speech have been expelled.

Do they really not have the intellectual capacity to debate the haters?
If so that's one more reason to expell them.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:07 PM (lgiXo)

25 What's Biden's stand and curing the curse that is senility?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:09 PM (lgiXo)

26 evening all

Posted by: wing at August 23, 2020 10:10 PM (JFzNN)

27 IIRC, Moon took monkey tranquilizers that time and was out for a couple of days. Came to and wanted to take them again. He created some great rock and roll stories but doesn't seem to have been happy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 23, 2020 10:10 PM (YynYJ)

28 Ahhh...just posted a Keith Moon vs Kenney Jones compare and contrast on the gun thread by mistake. Ah well. Summary: Jones gave it a shot, and had his moments, but there's only one Keith Moon. Especially live. Jones wasn't helped by Townshend's stupid decision to play a Telecaster instead of a Les Paul on the Jones era tours. Sound was too thin. Too many holes. Not the bleedin' 'oo.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:11 PM (ja/kn)

29 It really pathetic that the best and the brightest of Princeton are afraid to debate the deplorables.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:11 PM (lgiXo)

30 One would think that being on a school board you would take your position seriously. No, not for this Genius Award Winner.

Actually, that wasn't so bad. I was afraid the story would turn out to be like that Detroit Schools board member who had a problem with, um, pleasuring himself during meetings.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

31 That signage disturbs me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2020 10:12 PM (3H9h1)

32 Insomniac - standing athwart the top o' the Leader Board two weeks running!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:12 PM (DMUuz)

33 Insomniac - standing athwart the top o' the Leader Board two weeks running!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:12 PM

There are advantages to being an Insomniac.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:13 PM (lgiXo)

34 33 Insomniac - standing athwart the top o' the Leader Board two weeks running!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:12 PM

There are advantages to being an Insomniac.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:13 PM (lgiXo)

Unfortunately, not many advantages to being this Insomniac.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

35 There are advantages to being an Insomniac.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Never being asleep at the keyboard is one. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:14 PM (Rvt88)

36 "I would be prepared to do whatever it takes to save lives because we cannot get the country moving until we control the virus. That is the fundamental flaw of this administrations thinking to begin with. In order to keep the country running and moving and the economy growing and people employed, you have to fix the virus. You have to deal with the virus."
- Former VP Joe Biden

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Biden is going to "fix" a literal cold virus that has killed 0.0% of the US population and has deaths trending downwards even as we continually try to help revive it over and over and over through ongoing prevention of people interacting with one another.

Worst. Pandemic. Ever.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:14 PM (CElbr)

37 Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:14 PM (lgiXo)

38
"We as a student body are not looking for 'dialogue' on how to cope with institutional racism,"

Remember that when Dems say "we need a national conversation about X".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2020 10:15 PM (mht8P)

39 Evening all! Screwdriver tonight. Last heat wave of summer about to drop.

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at August 23, 2020 10:15 PM (zUdXR)

40 Water bats:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1297225901306859520

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2020 10:15 PM (SpZxj)

41 Keith Moon, the original Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2020 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

42 Part of me feels the prestige of the Ivy Leagues is a good reflection on the US. But at what point can they be dethroned as standing for anything but SJW douchery?

I read "The Art of Gathering" by a professional facilitator and she had some interesting points. She was brave (revealing some mistakes she had made) but I'm sure her world of famous people (she talks about gathering night before dinners at big conferences so that this important people can get to know each other. It never occurs to her to question if these conferences actually accomplish anything. And she talked about a woman who made an Ivy League study group so they could be vunerable to each other and not always have to be selling themselves as Great. Might have worked for her little group (and she was SO proud of challenging the Harvard culture) but did she ultimately change the culture? Not at all. We really need to start treating someone from the Ivy league as disqualified - as over represented. And no celebrities anywhere.

//end rant

Posted by: Iris at August 23, 2020 10:16 PM (6lKe4)

43 Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:14 PM


That might get them kilt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

44 25 What's Biden's stand and curing the curse that is senility?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


He's going to be too busy ending the stain of systemic racism. He'll probably put those Princeton retards in charge of the execution chambers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

45 So Sundays I take the dogs up to the woods to a little county park. Sometimes there are cars parked, like last weekend, but people are off hiking in the woods. The dogs can have some fun without bothering anyone.

Got there a little bit early today. There were at least ten cars, with a circle of 15-20 people at the tables we normally go to. They were all wearing their masks. Thought it might be some secret Antifa thing but it think they were all women so maybe outside yoga. They finally opened up the camp ground a bit further up the road so no luck there. Did find a quiet place to let the boy dogs out for a quick pee before we headed for home. Next weekend will likely be worse. I may have to take a day off during the week for them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 23, 2020 10:16 PM (YynYJ)

46 Damn pee signs. A guy can't have fun anymore.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 23, 2020 10:16 PM (AiZBA)

47 24 I take it the Princeton students opposed to freedom of speech have been expelled.

Do they really not have the intellectual capacity to debate the haters?
If so that's one more reason to expell them.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:07 PM (lgiXo)

LOL.

I'm sure the health center has enough warm milk and coloring books on hand to help these students block out views other than their own. Stupid whiny brats will, however, remain.

Posted by: CN at August 23, 2020 10:17 PM (ONvIw)

48 900 bucks?

It's a good thing you're maki g bank!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 10:17 PM (U2p+3)

49 The top pic looks like Pacific NW? Maybe Mt. St. Helens?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2020 10:17 PM (bEbHs)

50 "We as a student body are not looking for 'dialogue' on how to cope with institutional racism,"

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It's always neat to see this kind of thing, although we all already knew how it works.

The hateful right - "Say whatever you want, dumbass. It's a free country."

The tolerant left - "SHUT HIM UP!"

Remember in the 80s when the gays were insisting we stay out of their bedrooms?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:18 PM (CElbr)

51 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum! That photo up top is beautiful, and the song behind it is worth the click.

I believe "vanity, malice and sociopathy" in that last quote describes leftism most accurately.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 23, 2020 10:19 PM (WFcrO)

52 43 Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:14 PM

That might get them kilt.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:16 PM (

I wish I had a follow up pun

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:19 PM (lgiXo)

53 They always think it will be them taking away our right to speak.

If that's going to be the fight, I don't intend to fight by high ideals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2020 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

54 Congratulations on your Primus Noctus, bluebell.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

55 The top pic looks like Pacific NW? Maybe Mt. St. Helens?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2020 10:17 PM (bEbHs)

I asked a photographer friend of mine about the picture. I must have made him angry some how because he blew his top.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2020 10:20 PM (0jfkF)

56 and not always have to be selling themselves as Great.

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It's always fun to see how smart my uneducated parents and grandparents were. Growing up I remember being told to watch closely anyone who feels the need to explain to you how smart, handsome, rich, talented, etc. they are when you can just see it for yourself.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:21 PM (CElbr)

57
The Wall Street Urinal - a limerick

In my youth I was vibrant and bolder
But it's diff'rent the more you get older
But in the wildest of dreams
I have never had streams
That arched backwards over my shoulder

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 10:21 PM (Fc5rx)

58 I wish I had a follow up pun



Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:19 PM (lgiXo
Well, underneath that kilt you know he had nothing....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2020 10:21 PM (0jfkF)

59 Nic Cage just killed a biker demon with a dagger penis (Nic didn't use one, the biker demon had one...oh, never mind), and snorted the demon's cocaine. And that's not the weirdest thing in this movie, or even this scene.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2020 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

60 Can the KC fans paint themselves in the style of Ralph Northam?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:22 PM (lgiXo)

61 48 900 bucks?

It's a good thing you're maki g bank!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 10:17 PM (U2p+3)

Oh that's not what I paid LOL. That's what popped up Ton Expedia and Orbitz. I booked directly at SouthWest for a fraction of that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

62 my God you're watching Mandy Eris!

yes that is...quite the film

I really liked Mandy herself tho. she was cool.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:22 PM (j9HX3)

63 The Mrs. asks, "Are the Chiefs gonna get rid of the arrowhead, too?".
I sez, "Maybe. They seem serious about losing their fans and their money."

Posted by: Munuvian IV at August 23, 2020 10:22 PM (VQs2C)

64 Those Princeton Poofsters need to have the truth beaten into them with a tire iron.

*wisdom learned from insomniac*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (QzJWU)

65 Great limerick, Muldoon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (WFcrO)

66 Any kid who can get into an Ivy League school (on their merits, not legacy or diversity), can go to any state flagship university in TBE country for next to nothing. The overall experience at any flagship university is much better than at Ivy league hothouse indoctrination and credentialing factory. More and more people realize this. It will tell in the next generation.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (ja/kn)

67 Richard Spencer has officially endorsed Joe Biden and is voting a straight democrat ticket because he is "more competent" than Trump.

Posted by: Corona-kun at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (OjTGt)

68 I am so sick of this stupid fake pandemic I can't stand it.
Hoft has a post up about the Yale doctor who called out Fauci on HCQ. The more that man's name gets seen the better.

Posted by: CN at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (ONvIw)

69 Lima Peru has a population of 33 million? I think that must be off by a decimal point, isn't New York about 9 million (before the mass exodus)?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (5p7BC)

70 68 I am so sick of this stupid fake pandemic I can't stand it.
Hoft has a post up about the Yale doctor who called out Fauci on HCQ. The more that man's name gets seen the better.

Posted by: CN at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (ONvIw)

As am I. It is eroding what little sanity I have left.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

71 Insom!!! You are coming to Texas!!!

It will NOT disappoint!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

72 Richard Spencer has officially endorsed Joe Biden and is voting a straight democrat ticket because he is "more competent" than Trump.
Posted by: Corona-kun at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (OjTGt)

I only have one question. Who?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (lgiXo)

73 I wish I had a follow up pun
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:19 PM


Thistle do nicely.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (DMUuz)

74 71 Insom!!! You are coming to Texas!!!

It will NOT disappoint!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Hi Ladyl! Yes, I have booked my flight!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

75 FIRST

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 23, 2020 10:25 PM (J8nVw)

76 63 The Mrs. asks, "Are the Chiefs gonna get rid of the arrowhead, too?".
I sez, "Maybe. They seem serious about losing their fans and their money."
Posted by: Munuvian IV



Maybe they think since they just won the Super Bowl that they have some leeway with dabbling into the SJW cult. I'm guessing they are not reading the mood of the nation very well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2020 10:25 PM (bEbHs)

77 yeah I'm totally bored of this stupid upper respiratory infection jeez

so ridiculous I can't even anymore!

I've never seen a bug so coddled! it's crazy. dying out, petering out, but the Left is desperately trying to keep it going

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:25 PM (j9HX3)

78 Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?
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That might get them kilt.
-

If so they'll get away with it scot free.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:26 PM (CElbr)

79 Could an actual Indian KC fan wear warpaint?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:26 PM (lgiXo)

80 Good thing Joe wasn't in charge of finding a cure for cancer, otherwise we would still be shut down...

Oh wait...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (5p7BC)

81 Keith Moon was the ultimate Rock god

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (zDwuO)

82 62 my God you're watching Mandy Eris!

yes that is...quite the film

I really liked Mandy herself tho. she was cool.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:22 PM (j9HX3)
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I'm on my second viewing. I love this movie. The first half was trippy; the second half is bugnutz.

I liked Mandy and Red and would have liked a film just on their life together and her artwork.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

83 The Chiefs will have to change their team name, no matter WHAT they do. You read it here. Nothing less than going full "Washington NFL Club" will pacify the SJWs.

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (Cssks)

84 news!

George Conway

So Im withdrawing from ProjectLincoln to devote more time to family matters. And Ill be taking a Twitter hiatus.

Needless to say, I continue to support the Lincoln Project and its mission. Passionately.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (j9HX3)

85 78 Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?
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That might get them kilt.
-

If so they'll get away with it scot free.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:26 PM (CElbr)

Will they have the FREEDOM!!

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (lgiXo)

86 74 71 Insom!!! You are coming to Texas!!!

It will NOT disappoint!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Hi Ladyl! Yes, I have booked my flight!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)


I'm booking my flight next week. I sure hope it's not $900!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

87 57
The Wall Street Urinal - a limerick

In my youth I was vibrant and bolder
But it's diff'rent the more you get older
But in the wildest of dreams
I have never had streams
That arched backwards over my shoulder
Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 10:21 PM (Fc5rx)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

88 Princeton boys tip cows on weekends.

But there's only one solution for those who use free speech to destroy free speech.

Only one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2020 10:29 PM (EZebt)

89 84 news!

George Conway

So Im withdrawing from ProjectLincoln to devote more time to family matters. And Ill be taking a Twitter hiatus.

Needless to say, I continue to support the Lincoln Project and its mission. Passionately.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (j9HX3)

People's use of the language is getting creepy. He might as well have said 'sexually' instead of Passionately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:29 PM (cI3Q7)

90 I am so sick of this stupid fake pandemic I can't stand it.

-

I saw that the worldwide death total is 800,000.

Worldwide.

For perspective, 800K dead would only be 0.25 of 1% of the total US population. One quarter of one percent.

Out of the entire world it's 0.01% of the total population. Literally 99.99% of the world hasn't died from the worst pandemic ever known.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:30 PM (CElbr)

91 86 74 71 Insom!!! You are coming to Texas!!!

It will NOT disappoint!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Hi Ladyl! Yes, I have booked my flight!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)


I'm booking my flight next week. I sure hope it's not $900!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

I sure hope not too. I just about had a heart attack when I saw that. But SouthWest had WAY less expensive tickets so it's all good. It ain't luxury flying but the departure times are good AND they're nonstop. As far as I'm concerned that's a win.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

92
Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Dress up like a Kansas City faggot!

Posted by: Thom Brennaman at August 23, 2020 10:30 PM (aKsyK)

93 Hi MisHum!

Lovely ONT. Happy Sunday evening.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

94 thirst!

plus, i got a haircut today!




Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2020 10:31 PM (zJ7J0)

95 Dress up like a Kansas City faggot!
Posted by: Thom Brennaman at August 23, 2020 10:30 PM (aKsyK)

It's 'Dance around like', not 'dress up like'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (cI3Q7)

96
I sure hope not too. I just about had a heart attack when I saw that. But SouthWest had WAY less expensive tickets so it's all good. It ain't luxury flying but the departure times are good AND they're nonstop. As far as I'm concerned that's a win.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)


I have terrible flight juju. Delayed, cancelled flights, missed connections, the works. I hope my flight to Dallas isn't a disaster.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

97 94 thirst!

plus, i got a haircut today!




Posted by: redc1c4 at August 23, 2020 10:31 PM (zJ7J0)

Puttin' on airs with your fancy barberin'...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

98 I wrote the White House and said why can't the authorized emergency use of the HCQ-Azithromycin-Zinc cocktail be included in the Right To Try option under Doctor-Patient coordination?

There is more data on this combination than there is on any current approach under development (including convalescent plasma)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (2C38g)

99 Kellyanne Conway just quit the White House too.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2020 10:33 PM (4thlk)

100 Nurse!!!

A fun weekend is coming up!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

101 95 Dress up like a Kansas City faggot!
Posted by: Thom Brennaman at August 23, 2020 10:30 PM (aKsyK)

It's 'Dance around like', not 'dress up like'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (cI3Q7)

That's now part of the kink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

102 93 Hi MisHum!

Lovely ONT. Happy Sunday evening.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 10:31 PM (U2p+3)


Thank you RN N

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

103 Ladyl
May you have the best flight booking karma ever!

See you later this week!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

104 So without KellyAnne at the WH, how will her worthless husband function?

Posted by: Jmel at August 23, 2020 10:34 PM (bVhJi)

105 98 I wrote the White House and said why can't the authorized emergency use of the HCQ-Azithromycin-Zinc cocktail be included in the Right To Try option under Doctor-Patient coordination?

There is more data on this combination than there is on any current approach under development (including convalescent plasma)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (2C38g)

IIRC right to try is for using experimental drugs in the case of terminal conditions.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

106 Needless to say, I continue to support the Lincoln Project and its mission. Passionately.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (j9HX3)

Yeah, riiiight! Pull the other one, George.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:34 PM (s9ZrQ)

107 104 So without KellyAnne at the WH, how will her worthless husband function?


well, passionately, I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (j9HX3)

108 Why can't I cut and paste without getting an error when I post?



Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (h1jJh)

109 I wrote the White House and said why can't the authorized emergency use of the HCQ-Azithromycin-Zinc cocktail be included in the Right To Try option under Doctor-Patient coordination?

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That kind of thing is only to be used for six year old boys when their mentally ill mother decides he's a girl, silly.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (KxZpr)

110 I have terrible flight juju. Delayed, cancelled flights, missed connections, the works. I hope my flight to Dallas isn't a disaster.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

May the airline gods look upon you with favor.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

111 89 84 news!

George Conway

So Im withdrawing from ProjectLincoln to devote more time to family matters. And Ill be taking a Twitter hiatus.

Needless to say, I continue to support the Lincoln Project and its mission. Passionately.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (j9HX3)

People's use of the language is getting creepy. He might as well have said 'sexually' instead of Passionately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Kelly is making him go to rehab?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (bEbHs)

112 A Facebook contact has just had explant surgery. Apparently she's very sick because of breast implant leakage.
Who knew about that sort of thing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (lgiXo)

113 Why can't I cut and paste without getting an error when I post?

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Racism.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (KxZpr)

114 Also white patriarchy.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (KxZpr)

115 Does this look like spam to you? I keep trying to post this & getting "Your message looks like spam. If you're not a spammer, try changing the text of your message". I mean, WTF??? I'll try to make superficial alterations & see if that helps any:

I was... surprised (unhappily so) to see "B**** Li*es M****r" printed on both sides of the court at the Lak*rs/Bl*zers game. I'm sure that's true for all N*A venues, too. xxxzzz

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)

116 108 Why can't I cut and paste without getting an error when I post?



Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (h1jJh)

Because you SUCK.

(It's probably because of the punctuation - gives you the red error screen of doom - try using hogmartin's quote unfucker)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

117
May the airline gods look upon you with favor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)


Good grief, I sure as hell hope so!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

118 While we have discouraged fans from wearing headdresses for several
years, effective immediately, fans will be prohibited from wearing
headdresses into the stadium.

Face painting is still allowed for all fans, but any face paint that is
styled in a way that references or appropriates American Indian cultures
and traditions will be prohibited.
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I'm part Cherokee. Are you going to discriminate against me and my chosen attire?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (h1jJh)

119 Does this look like spam to you? I keep trying to post this & getting "Your message looks like spam. If you're not a spammer, try changing the text of your message". I mean, WTF??? I'll try to make superficial alterations & see if that helps any:

I was... surprised (unhappily so) to see "B**** Li*es M****r" printed on both sides of the court at the Lak*rs/Bl*zers game. I'm sure that's true for all N*A venues, too. xxxzzz
Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)

I got that message yesterday for using a word for a sport coat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (lgiXo)

120 108 Why can't I cut and paste without getting an error when I post?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (h1jJh)

Probably some of that there 'fancy' script I hear is popular in Paris, France.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (cI3Q7)

121 117
May the airline gods look upon you with favor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)


Good grief, I sure as hell hope so!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

They will require a ritual offering. And certain...degrading acts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

122 Also possibly because there are little fancy apostrophes or em dashes in what you're trying to quote. There are websites that will strip all that fancy pants stuff out and give you a postable version (random grab as an example):

nousphere.net/cleanspecial.php

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:38 PM (KxZpr)

123
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM (h1jJh)



Because you SUCK.


----

That made me laugh!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:38 PM (h1jJh)

124 It's the word blazer. Not allowed

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 10:38 PM (Fc5rx)

125 The AoS filter gods are angry, apparently.

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:38 PM (Cssks)

126 I got that message yesterday for using a word for a sport coat.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (lgiXo)

'Blaz*r' is a word that must not be spoken.

Only by Chief- and Sons of Chiefs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2020 10:38 PM (cI3Q7)

127 news!

George Conway

So Im withdrawing from ProjectLincoln to devote more time to family matters. And Ill be taking a Twitter hiatus.

Needless to say, I continue to support the Lincoln Project and its mission. Passionately.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 23, 2020 10:27 PM (j9HX3)
* * * *

WTF?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

128 Every time I see George Conway's comically obese face, I hear the line from MST's "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank."

Fat Man Voice: Pork deliveries late!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

129 I was... surprised (unhappily so) to see "B****
Li*es M****r" printed on both sides of the court at the Lak*rs/Bl*zers
game. I'm sure that's true for all N*A venues, too. xxxzzz

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)

Yeah. You can't type a message containing the word "Blazer". No one can.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (q53z0)

130 125 The AoS filter gods are angry, apparently.
Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:38 PM (Cssks)

You must prepare a burnt sacrifice of shelving.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

131 They will require a ritual offering. And certain...degrading acts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)


I already been degraded by the airlines, believe me!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

132 Remember it is best to always cut and paste the entire thread. This is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (EZebt)

133 Keep *clap* That *clap* word *clap* Out *clap* of *clap* your *clap* mouth! *clap*

Posted by: The Hamsters, looking for an asskicking at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (cI3Q7)

134 I am so sick of this stupid fake pandemic I can't stand it.

The question is, what are the states going to do about the loss of tax revenue. Here in Michigan our genius governor has done everything she can to destroy businesses. It doesn't seem to have occurred to her that this will cause tax revenue to drop.

Due to some "emergency" act she can act as a dictator regarding all the shut down rules. However, with the state constitution, I'm pretty sure that she can't raise tax rates without the legislature.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

135 131 They will require a ritual offering. And certain...degrading acts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)


I already been degraded by the airlines, believe me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

Next time tape a kielbasa to the inside of your thigh and insist on being searched by hand.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

136 There is no damned way in the world that Lima Peru has 33 million people.
It's under 10 million.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (8IOEj)

137 The Conway teenage daughter is asking to be emancipated and publicly despises her parents. Maybe the two of them realized politics ain't worth it?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (ja/kn)

138 124 Muldoon

WHY, pray tell? That's mystifying!

Btw, it didn't like "Trailbl*zers" any better.

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (Cssks)

139 So how many of the fleeing New Yorkers will continue to vote the same shitty way they have over the years?

Most of them.

Posted by: Flyover at August 23, 2020 10:41 PM (Rbu5d)

140 So without KellyAnne at the WH, how will her worthless husband function?



He will still demand that Boba Fett bring him Solo and the Wookiee.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2020 10:41 PM (oVJmc)

141 137 The Conway teenage daughter is asking to be emancipated and publicly despises her parents. Maybe the two of them realized politics ain't worth it?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (ja/kn)

Does she favor her mother in appearance?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

142 sides of the court at the Lak*rs/Bl*zers game. I'm sure that's true for all N*A venues, too. xxxzzz
Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)

The word "bl*zer" is a banned word here. There was once a commenter by that handle who pissed Ace off, mightily.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:41 PM (s9ZrQ)

143 NYC: "We're a shithole."
Rockford, Illinois: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (qpX6U)

144 I tried to make a comment about George Mallory climbing Everest wearing a tweed b****r.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (lgiXo)

145 There was once a commenter by that handle who pissed Ace off, mightily.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:41 PM (s9ZrQ)

His name was struck from every pylon and obelisk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

146 A Facebook contact has just had explant surgery. Apparently she's very sick because of breast implant leakage.
Who knew about that sort of thing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

---

Old silicone implants sold before the 90's? Lot's of issues from leakage.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (Rvt88)

147
Next time tape a kielbasa to the inside of your thigh and insist on being searched by hand.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)


That is so gross I can't even!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

148 Face painting is still allowed for all fans, but any face paint that is
styled in a way that references or appropriates American Indian cultures
and traditions will be prohibited.

-

You mean the folks who never created any meaningful artwork using paint? Those folks? We can't use OUR paint to paint our faces with actual paint that is considered paint because the Indians might've gotten some dirt wet and rubbed it on their foreheads or a cave wall one time while they were busy not inventing the wheel?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:43 PM (KxZpr)

149 Old silicone implants sold before the 90's? Lot's of issues from leakage.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (Rvt8

Gel I believe.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:44 PM (lgiXo)

150 And while we are all signing a pledge never to hire a Princeton grad for our housecleaning and car wash companies, you might bear in mind that the outrageous letter to the president was signed by three members of a grad student council, not even ex officio, so not even representing the unofficial organization of non-faculty post-graduate students there. Ir would be hard to imagine a epistle with less influence or gravity. Go ahead though -- you're all probably all in the mood for a shit fit. Burn it down! Salt the earth! Rowr.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 23, 2020 10:44 PM (8IOEj)

151 I was in Lima once. I was shocked how yuuge the city is. It's like driving in NYC, only with worse roads.

For those who associate "Peru" with "jungles" & "toucans"? Lima is COLD, too. And damp.

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:45 PM (Cssks)

152 The question is, what are the states going to do about the loss of tax
revenue. Here in Michigan our genius governor has done everything she
can to destroy businesses. It doesn't seem to have occurred to her that
this will cause tax revenue to drop.

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Duh? They are going to print 9.7x10^64 dollars and we are all going to be rich! It's the Biden/CardiB plan

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (h1jJh)

153 Why can't I cut and paste without getting an error when I post?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM


a) Your heart is not pure.
b) You need to upgrade to the Platinum Membership level.
c) All of the above.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (DMUuz)

154 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

155 Fucking hell, what is wrong with me? Number 1 again?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:00

I think that's too long a list for me too do timely.

But just keep in mind, one thing you are not is unemployed. It may suck at times but the job is better than no job.

Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (KWbVO)

156 Why can't I cut and paste without getting an error when I post?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:35 PM

a) Your heart is not pure.
b) You need to upgrade to the Platinum Membership level.
c) All of the above.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (DMUuz

Good point.
Only the worthy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (lgiXo)

157 Go ahead though -- you're all probably all in the mood for a shit fit. Burn it down! Salt the earth! Rowr.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 23, 2020 10:44 PM (8IOEj)

It's really quaint the way you seem to think those Ivies still offer anything remotely resembling a Liberal Arts education like you enjoyed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (s9ZrQ)

158 In Super Bowl IV, Hank Stram famously wore a well tailored bl*zer with an arrowhead Chiefs logo sewn in under the chest.

You're welcome.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (ja/kn)

159 128 Every time I see George Conway's comically obese face, I hear the line from MST's "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank."

Fat Man Voice: Pork deliveries late!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again


That would also work for Stelter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

160 154 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Before or after they're implanted?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

161 Chainsaw fight!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

162 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

I don't.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:48 PM (lgiXo)

163 I feel that guy's frustration in the video.

I have not yet reached it, myself.

If I saw a guy like that about to curb stomp a sniveling liberal female commissioner I would not take up arms and follow him.

But if I was watching him about to curb stomp a sniveling liberal female commissioner and another bystander went up to stop him from doing it, I would grab that person and tell them sit back down and back off, that it's none of their business.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 10:48 PM (Yo+bz)

164 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Most of the wimmenz that get them, don't need them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:48 PM (s9ZrQ)

165 I'm putting in my 2 weeks notice tomorrow. What time should I do it? First thing in the morning, after lunch end of day???

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at August 23, 2020 10:49 PM (UUBmN)

166 these same left-wing extremists suddenly turned into bawling babies desperate for police protection after someone finally decided to fight back.

And they are furious that the Portland cops chose not to intervene in the mutual combat between the Proud Boys and Antifa. They are also accusing the cops of favoring the side that supports the cops over the side that wants to kill the cops. Who knew?

Later that night, Antifa attacked a police station again - a new twist was that they brought a guillotine with a teddy bear in it. The mayor of Portland is Ted Wheeler - get it?

They then burned the teddy bear along with a number of American flags.

At this point, the Portland cops aren't responding to reports of property crimes at all - nothing short of an imminent danger to life gets a police response.

A lot of Leftists are now publicizing the following chain of logic:

1) The Portland police was already undermanned before all this started.

2) For the last three months, a big chunk of the Portland police has had to be on riot duty every night.

3) Therefore, the Portland police only respond to the most serious crimes now.

4) The lack of police response proves that the police are useless.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

167 132 Remember it is best to always cut and paste the entire thread. This is known.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2020 10:39 PM (EZebt)

It's good to be King Cob

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

168 breast implants:

Unnecessary. Either way is fine.

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:50 PM (Cssks)

169 "Do guys think breast implants are sexy?"

Not this guy. They're grotesque. So are tattoos and piercings.

Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:50 PM (qpX6U)

170 For those who associate "Peru" with "jungles" "toucans"? Lima is COLD, too. And damp.
Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:45 PM (Cssks)


And as my Dad discovered, Rabies in endemic in the feral street dog population

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 10:50 PM (WyVLE)

171 Keep *clap* That *clap* word *clap* Out *clap* of *clap* your *clap* mouth! *clap*
Posted by: The Hamsters, looking for an asskicking at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM


Finally!

Posted by: Jeb! at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (DMUuz)

172 I am driving to Texas. Fuck air travel.

Funny thing is I love airplanes, I love flying in airplanes.

It's the airports, the parking, the shuttles to the terminal, the checking in.

In the time it would take us to get all squared away at DIA, we would be close to the Oklahoma border if we drive.

Not to mention deplaning at DFW. Having to find our rental car, and blah, de fucking blah.

Plus, we will have our gear. As much soap and shampoo as we can carry. J's favorite pillow. And extra shoes, and marital devices, and stabby things, and lots of snacks. And all our tablets, phones, and laptops, and cameras, and binoculars. And so on.

I hate air travel.

And so. We are either driving there, or not going.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

173 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

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Nope. It's sad how the results of the surgery haven't seemed to have improved much in 30 odd years, either. I suspect that if a woman were to just go up one single bra size that wouldn't be so bad, but when you're spending the money who is going to only go up one size?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (KxZpr)

174 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

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You're going to have to show us

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (h1jJh)

175 Next time tape a kielbasa to the inside of your thigh and insist on being searched by hand.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)


That is so gross I can't even!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!


I knew a guy whose mother was an emergency room nurse. People who work in emergency rooms have stories to tell. Apparently the kielbasa thing is fairly common. I guess people don't mind greasy pants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

176 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Blasphemy on two counts here. One, I hate them. Two, I observe that less endowed women often behave sexier.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (q53z0)

177 So what happens at Kansas City when a native American fan shows up with his/her face painted?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (axyOa)

178 155 Fucking hell, what is wrong with me? Number 1 again?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:00

I think that's too long a list for me too do timely.

But just keep in mind, one thing you are not is unemployed. It may suck at times but the job is better than no job.
Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2020 10:47 PM (KWbVO)

That wouldn't be a list, it would be multi-volume set.

Absolutely - having this job, especially in these times, beats the hell out of the alternative, hands down. Doesn't mean the bizarre and chaotic behavior of my supervisor isn't stressful as fuck, though...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

179 Does she favor her mother in appearance?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

No she's actually attractive.

Posted by: LOL at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (vVm4c)

180 158 occam

U r showing your age there, dude!

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:52 PM (Cssks)

181 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)


good lord no, they are blobby sacks of gel or saline and are never fun to look at.

Now the tissue they are implanted under . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

182 I mean the ones who don't get implants, obvs.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 10:52 PM (q53z0)

183 Any school that refuses to affirm free speech should have all federal funding revoked.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 23, 2020 10:52 PM (S5OQe)

184 Greetings and faputations, Hordelings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 10:52 PM (HaL55)

185 Can white women wear makeup to Kansas City games?

Can Indians wear white women makeup to Kansas City games?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:52 PM (KxZpr)

186 Had sad news tonight. An old friend in B.C., who I have know for nigh-on 50 years, was found dead in his home a day ago. Trailer was locked up tight, all the dead bolts set. Another friend was concerned, call RCMP for a welfare check. A cop came over, our friend managed to open a deadbolt, the cop entered, and found him deceased. Coroner's report pending.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

187 154 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

188 174 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

.....

I think women with perfectly pert breasts are very attractive. If they are large and still pert, that garners bonus points.

Also with really shapely buttocks, as well.

How they go about achieving those features is none of my business.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (Yo+bz)

189 180..."46 cross power trap, boys! 46 cross power trap! How 'bout that one! Didn't the coach tell ya it'd be there, boys!!!"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:54 PM (ja/kn)

190 Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23




they're the same as tv and the internets, just a fad

Posted by: not so at August 23, 2020 10:54 PM (HALdu)

191 Hey everybody. Been working all weekend. Gotta share this...

Something is wrong with lights or traffic here in SoCal, something serious.

I was making a delivery to Carson and came to an intersection where I waited through *three* cycles and never got a green light. Not sure the name of the other street, but I was trying to pass Albertoni Street. (That whole delivery was a clusterfcuk; I couldn't find the restaurant either and ended up having to cancel the order, so UberEats wasted 30 minutes of my life on that.)

Then only about 45 minutes later? I was at another intersection, this one I remember: Paramount Blvd and the 105 freeway, in Paramount. I was traveling south on Paramount and waiting for the light where the 105 offramp was.

I was blown away: My light was green, but at least 50 cars getting off the 105 freeway just blew right threw the red light they had, onto another through street. I and, I believe, other drivers at my red light were wondering what the fcuk is going on.

We all ended up waiting for another green. When we got it 2 minutes later, we were all paranoid about going through, but thankfully, apparently the group of people ignoring the previous red had long since past.

Is someone at CalTrans messing up lights and traffic for BLM or something? I am perplexed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

192 Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM


Vertical stripes can be quite slimming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2020 10:55 PM (DMUuz)

193 Wow, AOP. Condolences for you and your long-time friend.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 10:55 PM (HaL55)

194 Why would anyone hire a Princeton grad if they needed someone who was willing to perform physical labor?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:55 PM (KxZpr)

195 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

So sorry, man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)

196 *Looks at the leaderboard, does not see own nic, smiles.

Hola!

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

197 189 180..."46 cross power trap, boys! 46 cross power trap! How 'bout that one! Didn't the coach tell ya it'd be there, boys!!!"
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 23, 2020 10:54 PM (ja/kn)

That there was the play where they matriculated the ball down the field.

Posted by: Hank Stramm at August 23, 2020 10:56 PM (BgMrQ)

198 Is someone at CalTrans messing up lights and traffic for BLM or something? I am perplexed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

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If both directions are green then congestion at the intersections will clear twice as fast.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:57 PM (KxZpr)

199 We all ended up waiting for another green. When we
got it 2 minutes later, we were all paranoid about going through, but
thankfully, apparently the group of people ignoring the previous red had
long since past.

Is someone at CalTrans messing up lights and traffic for BLM or something? I am perplexed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)


someone could have hacked the system. For fun, for confusion, to erode further the reliance on the rule of law.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 10:57 PM (WyVLE)

200 They are also accusing the cops of favoring the side that supports the cops over the side that wants to kill the cops. Who knew?

If they aren't intervening at all, how is that favoring one side over the other? The word "stupid" just doesn't do them justice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

201 Breast implants seem like ritual mutilation to me, so I am not a fan.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 10:57 PM (2C38g)

202 Wow, AOP. Condolences for you and your long-time friend.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 10:55 PM (HaL55)

Thanks. I have a niggling suspicion that he may have taken his own life, although he was in less than good health.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:57 PM (s9ZrQ)

203 According to Channel 11 News' exchange partners at TribLIVE, Veronica Edwards was accidentally seen disrobing and stepping into the shower during the district's agenda review meeting, which was streamed live.


Found her official photo.


Total 0. With prejudice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2020 10:58 PM (oVJmc)

204 Hang dai AOP

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:58 PM (KxZpr)

205 And so. We are either driving there, or not going.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)


Pug,

Think about flying lessons.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2020 10:58 PM (axyOa)

206 According to Channel 11 News' exchange partners at TribLIVE

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That's got to be a joke.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (KxZpr)

207 Here's the article on Mallory's climbing clothes I wanted to post in response. They made replicas and went climbing.

https://tinyurl.com/qtpgy

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (YynYJ)

208 Kindltot, the Carson intersection was definitely hacked somehow. That light just would not turn green.

But at Paramount/105 fwy, the lights weren't hacked; mine was green, theirs was red, but at least 50 cars just plowed right through. It did NOT look like a funeral procession either, and it was past 630pm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

209 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
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Seriously though. If the existing boobs are droopy, breast implants can be an improvement. If the boobs are small but shapely, they are better left alone. Gigantic tits are a huge turn off unless they are natural. Tits that are shaped like basketballs (too spherical) look stoopid.

There are some good boob jobs, I'm not going to lie. But most cases I've seen they weren't worth it.


Big fake butts are way worse than any fake tiddies.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (h1jJh)

210 Shithole Rockford, Illinois: "reports on 59 different shooting incidents in Winnebago County since Friday." 2000 shell casings recovered from the street by police in last three months.

Shithole Rockford's Mayor McNamara: "Those who think we don't have systemic racism in our community aren't paying attention."

Deluded mayor apparently thinks the city is being shot up by Klan, Nazis, NRA members, and MAGAs.

Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (qpX6U)

211 Being that it is may be a centralized system it could have been hacked. Some systems can be modified by equipment. It has been stated that some police departments have the equipment to change the sequence on street lights because they want to pull someone over, or write a ticket for running a light.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (WyVLE)

212 Cote de Pablo, aka Ziva David on NCIS, has A, maybe B cups. But she is one of the most dead-sexy women I have ever seen on the tee-vee.

I do not no like boob-jobs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)

213 So sorry, man.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)

Thanks, Pug. Last time I saw Jake was at a memorial for another mutual friend. He seemed fine at that time. I was urging him to fly down to AZ and stay with me there for a couple of weeks, but he would not go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (s9ZrQ)

214 186 Had sad news tonight. An old friend in B.C., who I have know for nigh-on 50 years, was found dead in his home a day ago. Trailer was locked up tight, all the dead bolts set. Another friend was concerned, call RCMP for a welfare check. A cop came over, our friend managed to open a deadbolt, the cop entered, and found him deceased. Coroner's report pending.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

Shit. I'm sorry, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

215 ...Doesn't mean the bizarre and chaotic behavior of my supervisor isn't stressful as fuck, though...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

==


You are still very new, social distanced, missing out on group dynamics and just working with colleagues...give it a year or two. Then get stressed out.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (zr5Kq)

216 gp, I thought Rockford was a high-end town.
I believe several members of Cheap Trick are from there??

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

217 Big fake butts are way worse than any fake tiddies.

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You need to go to the nail salons in the better part of town to be assured you're receiving the highest quality silicone caulk injections.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:00 PM (KxZpr)

218 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

Condolences, that is not a good situation to get informed of.
Just went through a similar situation.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (2C38g)

219 Why would anyone hire a Princeton grad if they needed someone who was willing to perform physical labor?
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Gloryhole?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (h1jJh)

220 214 186 Had sad news tonight. An old friend in B.C., who I have know for nigh-on 50 years, was found dead in his home a day ago. Trailer was locked up tight, all the dead bolts set. Another friend was concerned, call RCMP for a welfare check. A cop came over, our friend managed to open a deadbolt, the cop entered, and found him deceased. Coroner's report pending.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

So very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (lgiXo)

221

From local Nextdoor feed:

Whether you like Trump or not is your own opinion. I find it totally disturbing knowing a group of teenagers went into the Avon Kroger last night waving a no Trump flag and chanting loudly F*** Trump through the store. Very good parenting done here!!!!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (aKsyK)

222 Cote de Pablo, aka Ziva David on NCIS, has A, maybe B cups. But she is one of the most dead-sexy women I have ever seen on the tee-vee.

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That "How I Met Your Mother" brunette is always my go to for these discussions.

I think she was in the Avenger movies, too, but I never saw them.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (KxZpr)

223 According to Channel 11 News' exchange partners at TribLIVE, Veronica Edwards was accidentally seen disrobing and stepping into the shower during the district's agenda review meeting, which was streamed live.



she should be charged with assault, nobody needs to see that

Posted by: not so at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (HALdu)

224 187 154 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)


The dress does makes your ass look fat, MisHum. So sorry, dear.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

225 So I went to Academy to buy some 30 pound dumbbells today. No dice. All dumbbells have been sold out for months. With gyms closed, apparently they're out of stock. Can't order them online for anything approaching a reasonable price either. Can't order the normal ones I want at any price.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (H5knJ)

226 Hang dai AOP
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 10:58 PM (KxZpr)

thanks, man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (s9ZrQ)

227 Condolences, AOP. Tough loss, but then, aren't they all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

228 154 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!

No. The woman's attitude is much more important.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (hyuyC)

229 AOP I'm so sorry for your loss

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (J8nVw)

230 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2020 10:58 PM (oVJmc)


Isn't that always the way.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (q53z0)

231 If they aren't intervening at all, how is that favoring one side over the other? The word "stupid" just doesn't do them justice.

You see, the Proud Boys are "outside agitators" (since most of them live in the more conservative suburb of Portland in the state of Washington) so they should be suppressed. Only residents of Portland should have freedom of speech.

Left-wing Portlanders firmly believe that the First Amendment doesn't apply if you cross a state line - unless you are going to a pipeline protest in the Dakotas, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

232 Why would anyone hire a Princeton grad if they needed someone who was willing to perform physical labor?
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Gloryhole?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (h1jJh)

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Sure, but you'd still have to find someone else to cut the hole.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (KxZpr)

233 That last picture of the over-the-top pissing is wild. Did Keith Moon pose?

Back in the days when the driver dropped coins in the basket at the toll booth, we change it up: the passenger would throw the coins over the car's roof in an awesome hook shot.

The look on the toll-taker's face was priceless.

Posted by: FloridaMan at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (4KMff)

234 Cote de Pablo, aka Ziva David on NCIS, has A, maybe B cups. But she is one of the most dead-sexy women I have ever seen on the tee-vee.



meh, that did not work out so much

Posted by: not so at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)

235 If they aren't intervening at all, how is that favoring one side over the other? The word "stupid" just doesn't do them justice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)


the Antifaps that get their cars vandalized go complain to the Portland cops, and I understand the cops take a report, ask for the names of anyone that might hold a grudge, give them a business card, and ask if they want to keep the investigation open.

someone is posting Trump 2020 on Antifap cars for some reason, and the footsoldiers then vandalize the cars for them.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (WyVLE)

236 Traveling with sausage is nothing new. In 1942, Vyacheslav Molotov arrived at the White House to talk war with FDR. In his luggage were found a revolver and two sausages, in case he got hungry. Weren't any in his pants, though.

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (YWBlw)

237 Deluded mayor apparently thinks the city is being shot up by Klan, Nazis, NRA members, and MAGAs.
Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (qpX6U)


Well, who else could it be?
Not the mostly peaceful protestors, that is something we know for sure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (2C38g)

238 Condolences, AOP. Tough loss, but then, aren't they all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

Yes they are, Jim, yes they are.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (lgiXo)

239 Biden is getting awful close to Lt. Calley(?) in Vietnam. "In order to save the country, I HAVE to destroy it!"

Posted by: JB1000 at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (vRMi+)

240 I knew a guy whose mother was an emergency room nurse. People who work in emergency rooms have stories to tell. Apparently the kielbasa thing is fairly common. I guess people don't mind greasy pants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

This reminds me of Spinal Tap, the Metal Detector Scene. I love how the inpectors just look at him and don't say a thing after he pulls out the pickle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (V2Yro)

241 Speaking of cognitive dissonance...I see a couple of towns over that some Qanon aligned protestors were holding signs to the effect of "pedophilia isn't ok!"

The local nextdoor idiots managed to argue in reference to this;

1) There aren't any pedophile elites that are too powerful to stop, and anyone believing otherwise is crazy


2) It is Donald Trump's fault that Epstein and his Hollywood friends were abusing kids.


3) The INS is made up of pedophiles.

You can't, rationally, believe in #2 or #3 if you believe #1. I mean the second two points are insane...but if you believe them #1 can't be true or even a reasonable point to hold.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (qlFIA)

242 Alberta Oil Peon

That is so sad. Prayers ascending for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (hyuyC)

243 Had sad news tonight. An old friend in B.C., who I have know for nigh-on 50 years, was found dead in his home a day ago. Trailer was locked up tight, all the dead bolts set. Another friend was concerned, call RCMP for a welfare check. A cop came over, our friend managed to open a deadbolt, the cop entered, and found him deceased. Coroner's report pending.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

I'm sorry for your loss, AOP.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

244 You are still very new, social distanced, missing out on group dynamics and just working with colleagues...give it a year or two. Then get stressed out.
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (zr5Kq)

True on all counts. Seriously though, if I started relating events as they happened, you would suspect I was making shit up. It gets that surreal at times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

245 115 Does this look like spam to you? I keep trying to post this & getting "Your message looks like spam. If you're not a spammer, try changing the text of your message". I mean, WTF??? I'll try to make superficial alterations & see if that helps any:

I was... surprised (unhappily so) to see "B**** Li*es M****r" printed on both sides of the court at the Lak*rs/Bl*zers game. I'm sure that's true for all N*A venues, too. xxxzzz
Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)



Aren't all NBA games being played at some dumb Disney facility in Florida?

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2020 11:04 PM (vMCab)

246 Shit. I'm sorry, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

Thanks, Insomniac.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:04 PM (s9ZrQ)

247 Supervising partners, or whoever they are, are probably at a loss and unprepared, have a hard time managing anything in this environemnt too. Working out of the house may work for developers, web designers. Not heard of for law firm I think. New, new, new.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:04 PM (zr5Kq)

248 So very sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (lgiXo)

Thanks, NL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:04 PM (s9ZrQ)

249 Laura Ingraham should get fake tiddies.


Yes or maybe?

Posted by: LOL at August 23, 2020 11:05 PM (vVm4c)

250 Biden is getting awful close to Lt. Calley(?) in Vietnam. "In order to save the country, I HAVE to destroy it!"
***

You are making an assumption about lefty thought that just isn't there. They believe that we can lock everyone in their houses, for however long as necessary, and it has no effect on the economy.

They just don't get that every item they buy is made by someone, usually in a factory. Every item of food is farmed and mostly processed. Even the electricity requires miners, technicians, engineers, etc. Because much of the left is unemployed or has a "two zooms and a nap" work from home job.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (qlFIA)

251 The dress does makes your ass look fat, MisHum. So sorry, dear.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}, I always thought of you as honest but not cruel, I may have to re-evaluate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (2C38g)

252 Condolences on loss of your friend in such strange circumstances, AOP.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (zr5Kq)

253 Condolences, AOP. Tough loss, but then, aren't they all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

Thanks, Jim. Sort of expected, sooner or later, to hear of him passing, or developing terminal illness. Did not quite expect a locked-room mystery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (s9ZrQ)

254 Someone is posting Trump 2020 on Antifap cars for some reason, and the footsoldiers then vandalize the cars for them.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (WyVLE)

.....


There was some memology out there a few weeks back proposing putting Trump stickers on AntiFa vehicles such that other AntiFa and BLM rioters would destroy each others' cars.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (Yo+bz)

255 224 187 154 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)


The dress does makes your ass look fat, MisHum. So sorry, dear.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT

I don't care who you are, that right there is funny!

Posted by: tbodie at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (chFFu)

256 bear with asymmetrical balls

I found that out too. Every place in town was out of workout equipment. For months. The manager said the manufacturers are working flat out.

But last week, I saw dumbbells in Academy. Still no bar bells, bars, or kettle bells. But I have improvised using some plumbing piping and threaded dumbbells.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (hyuyC)

257 AOP I'm so sorry for your loss
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (J8nVw)

Thank you, vmom!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (s9ZrQ)

258 MisHum and others, btw:

Today I also drove by the ELCA Lutheran church I was baptized (1967) and confirmed (1981) in, and attended weekly with family as a child and teenager. Our Saviour's in Long Beach CA.

Big banner on the main building: "Inspire diversity!!"

Sigh...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

259 Sorry, AOP. Getting old seems particular hard for some men to deal with. Hoping he died of natural causes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (YynYJ)

260 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!



What's between the ear lobes is far sexier than what's between the elbows.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (axyOa)

261
No. The woman's attitude is much more important.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:02 PM (hyuyC)


That's good to know!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

262 There was some memology out there a few weeks back proposing putting Trump stickers on AntiFa vehicles such that other AntiFa and BLM rioters would destroy each others' cars.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (Yo+bz)

Except their cars are probably already plastered in left-wing bumper stickers, so it's doubtful that would work.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

263 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

Next time tape a kielbasa to the inside of your thigh


***********

Tale of Two Titties - a limerick

Writing limericks is the vilest of crimes
What with bad puns and torturing rhymes
But I shan't go amiss
And will say only this
It was the breast and the wurst of times!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (Fc5rx)

264 A young woman owned a gym I attended for a while.
She was very pretty, fit and slender with small boobs. One day she showed up with big'uns. I thought she looked ridiculous.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (lgiXo)

265 Because much of the left is unemployed or has a "two zooms and a nap" work from home job.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (qlFIA) [/]i

OR, they've scored a sinecure government/union job where performance and attendance is mostly optional (as long as you pay your dues)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (2C38g)

266 Whether you like Trump or not is your own opinion. I find it totally disturbing knowing a group of teenagers went into the Avon Kroger last night waving a no Trump flag and chanting loudly F*** Trump through the store. Very good parenting done here!!!!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I'm pretty sure that the parents of those nitwits think their kids are "gifted and talented".

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

267 260 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!



What's between the ear lobes is far sexier than what's between the elbows.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (axyOa)

You want to know how I know you're ghey?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

268 someone is posting Trump 2020 on Antifap cars for some reason, and the footsoldiers then vandalize the cars for them.

Although that would be elegant, there have been reports over the last couple of days that a number of Antifa cars are getting flat-out vandalized - tires slashed, gas tanks drilled, etc.

Somebody may be targeting them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

269 You know I've made a lot of good predictions here over the years. I should start saving them. Not that anyone cares.

But my latest was from 2016 when I said, not content to let people choose on their own, the Left was going to implement "live factchecking" on screen during debates in future elections.

Well CNN have already gone one better and are discussing doing "live factchecking" during the freaking *RNC*. And the "Biden campaign" supposedly demanded they do it during this year's debates. I don't think they will but it's now on the table.

This may not seem like that incredible a prediction, but 2016 was a looooong time ago, and at the time the idea was a little bit far-fetched.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:09 PM (q53z0)

270 Breast implants huh?

Well...the cushions should match the sofa. Just like you wouldn't get giant cushions on a loveseat, you shouldn't get DDs on a Korean spinner.


Wait, I guess I was supposed to keep using euphemisms right?


Posted by: Obligatory at August 23, 2020 11:09 PM (qlFIA)

271 You are making an assumption about lefty thought that just isn't there. They believe that we can lock everyone in their houses, for however long as necessary, and it has no effect on the economy.

-

I heard a leftist attempt to make this exact point recently.

"We can shut down because businesses give employees vacation time and sick leave!"

Sure, but not every employee all at once, dumbass.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:09 PM (KxZpr)

272 Alberta Oil Peon

That is so sad. Prayers ascending for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (hyuyC)


I'm sorry for your loss, AOP.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you both, for your kind thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:09 PM (s9ZrQ)

273 Although that would be elegant, there have been reports over the last couple of days that a number of Antifa cars are getting flat-out vandalized - tires slashed, gas tanks drilled, etc.

Somebody may be targeting them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

Good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

274 You are making an assumption about lefty thought that just isn't there. They believe that we can lock everyone in their houses, for however long as necessary, and it has no effect on the economy.



they know they can't. they just want to last to Nov 3.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

275 What's between the ear lobes is far sexier than what's between the elbows.

The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (HaL55)

276 Lima Peru has a population of 33 million much in the same way that I am a ballerina.

Posted by: navybrat, now with smoky flavor at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (w7KSn)

277 Do guys think breast implants are sexy?

Not so much, but I'm a big fan of breasts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Protestor at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (jj+OQ)

278 The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


front to back or side to side?

Posted by: not so at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (HALdu)

279 275 What's between the ear lobes is far sexier than what's between the elbows.

The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (HaL55)

That's not where it's supposed to go...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

280 Condolences on loss of your friend in such strange circumstances, AOP.
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (zr5Kq)

Thank you, runner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (s9ZrQ)

281 someone is posting Trump 2020 on Antifap cars for some reason, and the footsoldiers then vandalize the cars for them.
Posted by: Kindltot


Heh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

282 navybrat, now with smoky flavor

What colour are your TuTus?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (hyuyC)

283
FNM fact checking is great!

Trump says someone is a crook. BAM LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE because they were never convicted.

Biden says someone is a crook. TRUE BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE MEDIA SAYS THEY WERE A CROOK.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (qlFIA)

284 What's between the ear lobes is far sexier than what's between the elbows.

The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (HaL55)

her nose ??

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

285 The sexiest part of a woman is the six inches between her ears.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 23, 2020 11:10 PM (HaL55)


....

I agree.

I love to bang their eyes out too!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (Yo+bz)

286

{{{Ladyl}}}, I always thought of you as honest but not cruel, I may have to re-evaluate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:06 PM (2C38g)


Dear Hrothgar, sometimes brutal honesty is the best policy. What if MisHum decided to wear that dress out on the town?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

287 a group of teenagers went into the Avon Kroger last night waving a no Trump flag and chanting loudly F*** Trump through the store.

-

It's bizarre to think of someone marching for lower wages, crappier jobs, and reduced savings for their retiring parents.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:12 PM (KxZpr)

288 Thats a mighty long nose ...

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:12 PM (zr5Kq)

289 Aural sex is TIGHT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

290 Tale of Two Titties - a limerick

Writing limericks is the vilest of crimes
What with bad puns and torturing rhymes
But I shan't go amiss
And will say only this
It was the breast and the wurst of times!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 11:08 PM (Fc5rx)

I am dying here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 23, 2020 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

291 It's bizarre to think of someone marching for lower wages, crappier jobs, and reduced savings for their retiring parents.
***

The FNM and their teachers told them orangeman bad so...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2020 11:12 PM (qlFIA)

292 That's not where it's supposed to go...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

Oh snap!

Posted by: The 1980's at August 23, 2020 11:13 PM (vVm4c)

293 Note how they put Biden on TV tonight to distract from the fact that he's in an oxygen chamber right now recovering from his 20 minute speech and this softball interview. Has anyone seen him "live" since Thursday?

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:13 PM (q53z0)

294 291 It's bizarre to think of someone marching for lower wages, crappier jobs, and reduced savings for their retiring parents.
***

The FNM and their teachers told them orangeman bad so...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2020 11:12 PM (qlFIA)

They're stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)

295 Good.

Absolutely. I've heard for months that mere vandalism and property damage are unimportant and unworthy of concern, so if someone is targeting Antifa cars, I find that unimportant and unworthy of concern.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

296 They're stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
___

I've got a less messy solution

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines now with more direct flights! at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (qlFIA)

297 What if MisHum decided to wear that dress out on the town?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)


Suddenly I have this awful visual image, I hope I can sleep tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (2C38g)

298 Sorry, AOP. Getting old seems particular hard for some men to deal with. Hoping he died of natural causes.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 23, 2020 11:07 PM (YynYJ)

Me, too. Or if he did take his own life, it was a reasoned decision to thwart a disease like cancer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (s9ZrQ)

299 289 Aural sex is TIGHT!

.....

Reminds me of that joke about the whore with the glass eye.

"I'll keep an eye out for you!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (Yo+bz)

300 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (aA3+G)

301 Prayers up for all affected, AOP.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (q53z0)

302 Zombie had the best dress picture.

And by best, I mean the worst.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines now with more direct flights! at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (qlFIA)

303 A former girlfriend put it best.

"You need more interests in common than being good in bed, because orgasms don't last long enough." So brains and attitude matters. Not just a cup size that begins with D.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (hyuyC)

304 296 They're stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
___

I've got a less messy solution
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines now with more direct flights! at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (qlFIA)

Yes, but it's not quite as satisfying.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

305 I bet 7 dimensional tiles use a lot of grout.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (Z4rgH)

306 It's very kind of some of you morons to state that boobs aren't everything.


I know they're A LOT, but not all.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (U2p+3)

307 A doctor once said that implants make nursing home patients look...different.

Posted by: FloridaMan at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (4KMff)

308 Note how they put Biden on TV tonight to distract
from the fact that he's in an oxygen chamber right now recovering from
his 20 minute speech and this softball interview. Has anyone seen him
"live" since Thursday?
Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:13 PM (q53z0)


I am waiting for the deepfake Biden commercial where he is tap dancing like James Cagney.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (WyVLE)

309
Suddenly I have this awful visual image, I hope I can sleep tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (2C38g)


It's a better image than that of MisHum with breast implants.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

310 Pink! Is there any other???

Posted by: navybrat, now with smoky flavor at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (w7KSn)

311 There's more to chicks than just tits. There's ass too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

312 72 Richard Spencer has officially endorsed Joe Biden and is voting a straight democrat ticket because he is "more competent" than Trump.
Posted by: Corona-kun at August 23, 2020 10:23 PM (OjTGt)

I only have one question. Who?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:24 PM (lgiXo)

The person the Left likes to hold up as "proof" that everyone on the Right is a Nazi.

Posted by: Allie at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (vmRc0)

313 A former girlfriend put it best.

"You need more interests in common than being good in bed, because orgasms don't last long enough." So brains and attitude matters. Not just a cup size that begins with D.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 2

I see why you left her.

Posted by: LOL at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (vVm4c)

314 navybrat, now with smoky flavor

Nay, you're good. Texas Two-Step is you!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:17 PM (hyuyC)

315 296 They're stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
-------------

And always remember the first rule of tire irons:

Aim for the six inches between their ears.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:17 PM (q53z0)

316 and AOP

I'm sorry about your friend. I've been really concerned for several months now, the mental health toll that will be charged to our society. And it has barely begun.

Prayers he is in peace.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

317 *at peace

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

318 I am waiting for the deepfake Biden commercial where he is tap dancing like James Cagney.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (WyVLE)


I wish we could request a drug screen on Joey run immediately before everyone of his "public" appearances!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:17 PM (2C38g)

319 It's very kind of some of you morons to state that boobs aren't everything.

-

In fairness, I'd imagine most of us would admit that implants aren't a deal breaker, just not the preference. Same as pro-implant men in the other direction.

Boobs are pretty damn awesome already. They only improve with access.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (KxZpr)

320 former girlfriend put it best.

"You need more interests in common than being good in bed, because orgasms don't last long enough." So brains and attitude matters. Not just a cup size that begins with D.




good she straightened you out about those things

Posted by: not so at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (HALdu)

321 A former girlfriend put it best.



"You need more interests in common than being good in bed, because
orgasms don't last long enough." So brains and attitude matters. Not
just a cup size that begins with D.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (hyuyC)


My former GF told me that I needed to find more people in my life because as it was I would die alone and the cats would eat me.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (WyVLE)

322 I am waiting for the deepfake Biden commercial where he is tap dancing like James Cagney.
Posted by: Kindltot

---

Like Christopher Reeve 'walking' after his accident?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (Rvt88)

323 This is what happens when malevolent narcissists don't get slapped and thrown to the ground.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/
status/1297607091977248770

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

324 Note how they put Biden on TV tonight to distract
from the fact that he's in an oxygen chamber right now recovering from
his 20 minute speech and this softball interview. Has anyone seen him
"live" since Thursday?
Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:13 PM (q53z0)



Best bumper sticker yet. WHERE'S JOE?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (axyOa)

325 LOL

She was a Clinical Nursing Prof, widowed in a tragic accident from her ENT surgeon first husband. She had the right attitude.

She left me to marry another Doctor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:19 PM (hyuyC)

326 Prayers up for all affected, AOP.
Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (q53z0)

Thank you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:19 PM (s9ZrQ)

327 It's a better image than that of MisHum with breast implants.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)


Now I know I won't sleep at all tonight, and I'll leave the lights on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 23, 2020 11:19 PM (2C38g)

328 LOL

She did appreciate my veins, so I think of her when we talk about elbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:20 PM (hyuyC)

329 ..I've got a less messy solution
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines now with more direct flights! at August 23, 2020 11:14 PM (qlFIA)

Yes, but it's not quite as satisfying.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)



Sikorsky "Jolly Green Giant", with the rear ramp down.

Use the tire iron to beat them towards the ramp and beyond.

Embrace the healing power of *and*!


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2020 11:20 PM (QzJWU)

330 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

More Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

331 Although that would be elegant, there have been reports over the last couple of days that a number of Antifa cars are getting flat-out vandalized - tires slashed, gas tanks drilled, etc.

Somebody may be targeting them.
Posted by: The ARC


So even on the west coast there are people who are tired of their shit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

332 Sorry for your loss, AOP.

Posted by: Not From Around Here at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (pRCiG)

333 Seriously, is there a city on planet earth that has 33 million people?
I've been to Shanghai, Beijing, Hong Kong, Calcutta, Istanbul, London, New York (back when people lived there), Chicago, Los Angeles, Tokyo...

Posted by: navybrat, now with smoky flavor at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (w7KSn)

334 307 A doctor once said that implants make nursing home patients look...different.
Posted by: FloridaMan


Running an EKG on a 75 yo woman who's breasts stand straight up when she's laying down is odd.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

335 So what's up with Kim Jong Un? Rumors are flying that he's in a coma again.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (sWM8x)

336 so I think of her when we talk about elbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11

Hehe

Posted by: LOL at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (vVm4c)

337 Hiya, just finished the binge watch for the night.
The Republican Convention starts tomorrow night and Trump will be speaking all 4 nights.
I can't wait!

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2020 11:22 PM (Y0bLv)

338 330 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

More Ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 11:20 PM (aA3+G)


Awwww. MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

339 This is what happens when malevolent narcissists don't get slapped and thrown to the ground.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/
status/1297607091977248770

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

-

That poor shaved headed girl at the top is such a sad photo. The viewer is literally looking at the face of mental illness.

Xe's a strong GRLLL POWRRR!!! empowered woman being bold or whatever, so we can't talk about it, but the moment a woman shaves her head it's a cry for help.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:22 PM (KxZpr)

340 I'm sorry about your friend. I've been really concerned for several months now, the mental health toll that will be charged to our society. And it has barely begun.

Prayers he is in peace.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

Thanks, Nurse. I don't think it was WuFlu-related. He was already pretty much of a hermit, and the social-distancing crap would have had little impact on him, AFAIK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:22 PM (s9ZrQ)

341 Fuck it all.

Kudgel: "Friction --> Ali Baba"

https://youtu.be/GiPj4GSXg-M

Turn up to 11

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:23 PM (oZuI0)

342 Nurse ratched

Why are men given Viagra in nursing homes?

So they don't roll out of bed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:23 PM (hyuyC)

343 The topic for the night is titties, I see.

I've always heard that more than a mouthful is a waste.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2020 11:24 PM (Y0bLv)

344 Guess I should go. This is likely going to be super-insane week. 'Night.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 23, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)

345 143
NYC: "We're a shithole."

Rockford, Illinois: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (qpX6U)

*files nails*

Posted by: Gary, Indiana at August 23, 2020 11:24 PM (ufFY8)

346 Heh, salty


Nursing homes have a new, more virile strain of chlamydia going around.

Old folks are randy.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:24 PM (U2p+3)

347 Sorry for your loss, AOP.
Posted by: Not From Around Here at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (pRCiG)

Thank you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:25 PM (s9ZrQ)

348 Kellyanne Conway to Leave White House End of Month
Husband also stepping away from Lincoln Project

https://tinyurl.com/y3xnq8xk

Posted by: SMFH at August 23, 2020 11:26 PM (RU4sa)

349 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

350 345 143
NYC: "We're a shithole."

Rockford, Illinois: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:42 PM (qpX6U)

*files nails*

Posted by: Gary, Indiana at August 23, 2020 11:24 PM (ufFY


Pshaw

Posted by: East St Louis, Illinois at August 23, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

351 NYC: "We're a shithole."

Rockford, Illinois: "Hold my beer."
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*files nails*

Posted by: Gary, Indiana

-

(struggles to read those words, gives up, continues status quo)

- Birmingham, AL

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:26 PM (KxZpr)

352 Nursing homes have a new, more virile strain of chlamydia going around.

Old folks are randy.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

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I can think of no worse job than being an urologist or a GYN at an old folks home.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (Rvt88)

353 Running an EKG on a 75 yo woman who's breasts stand straight up when she's laying down is odd.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Definitely... listening to heart sounds on 83yr old woman who had one of the early sets of implants... they not only stood up proudly they were hard as rocks.
Very disconcerting to the new student nurse I was precepting!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (gtatv)

354 Off sock.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

355 AOP, that is some crazy ass shit.

Sorry to hear.

Please give us 'rons some follow-up.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

356 I wonder how many little girls are named Chlamydia.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (KxZpr)

357 Nurse ratched

That is why Insomniac does not go to the Villages. The disease issue. Well, and he has standards.

It would solve some of his issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (hyuyC)

358 NYC: "We're a shithole."

Rockford, Illinois: "Hold my beer."
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*files nails*

Posted by: Gary, Indiana

-

(struggles to read those words, gives up, continues status quo)

- Birmingham, AL

Bitch, please

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:28 PM (brFHh)

359 357 Nurse ratched

That is why Insomniac does not go to the Villages. The disease issue. Well, and he has standards.

It would solve some of his issues.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (hyuyC)


They have a great tennis program there.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 23, 2020 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

360 Lawzy, I am so bad at socks.

That was meant to be Memphis, not me.

Le Sigh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:29 PM (brFHh)

361 335 So what's up with Kim Jong Un? Rumors are flying that he's in a coma again.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Sick from eating too much dog?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

362 AOP, that is some crazy ass shit.

Sorry to hear.

Please give us 'rons some follow-up.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

Thanks, logprof. When and if I learn more, I will update the Horde. It's not even clear what day he died.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (s9ZrQ)

363 I wonder how many little girls are named Chlamydia.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist

I knew of a "Darvon", a "Meconium" and a "Shi'thead' (Shi-TAID).

People.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (Rvt88)

364 A woman's breasts need only be large enough to fill the hands of an honest man...

Posted by: Zettai at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (sgZzZ)

365 Tammy al-Thor

Well, I LOL. I thought it was witty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (hyuyC)

366 If The Donald runs on this, he'll win:

https://www.outkick.com/florida-and-new-york-examining-a-media-coronavirus-narrative-failure/

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0)

367 Running an EKG on a 75 yo woman who's breasts stand straight up when she's laying down is odd.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

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A misguided tribute to 9/11 possibly?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2020 11:31 PM (wPVhA)

368 Clama, clama, clama, chlamydia.

Posted by: Boy George at August 23, 2020 11:31 PM (s9ZrQ)

369
361 335 So what's up with Kim Jong Un? Rumors are flying that he's in a coma again.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Sick from eating too much dog?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

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You do know what happened to Ramsey Bolton, don't you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2020 11:32 PM (wPVhA)

370 Meade Lux Lewis & nerdygirl

We need to send Kim Jong Un more Land of Lakes butter. The new packages, where we got rid of the Indian and stole her land.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:33 PM (hyuyC)

371 364 A woman's breasts need only be large enough to fill the hands of an honest man...
Posted by: Zettai at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (sgZzZ)


More than a mouthful is wasted?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 23, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

372 That was meant to be Memphis, not me.

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Ha.

Memphis has always been rough, but I've heard in recent years it's gotten even worse. East St. Louis worse.

I've posted about it before, but Birmingham is nearly twice as bad as Chicago in all the murder and violent crime stats per 100K. Chicago gets all the good press, but they'd have to have a multi-year, federally funded effort to reach Birmingham's level of sh*tholeness.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:33 PM (KxZpr)

373 348 Kellyanne Conway to Leave White House End of Month Husband also stepping away from Lincoln Project
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He doesn't matter, but she's a big deal. There were reports that her troublesome 15 year-old daughter announced that she would seek to have herself legally emancipated from her parents.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2020 11:33 PM (sWM8x)

374 The topic for the night is titties, I see.

I've always heard that more than a mouthful is a waste.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2020 11:24 PM (Y0bLv)


Junior, can you define the difference between excess and surplus?

"More than a mouthful of titty is excess, the other one is surplus."

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2020 11:34 PM (Z4rgH)

375 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:30 PM (hyuyC)

Well, under certain circumstances, I could probably give Birmingham a run for its money, that's for sure. Red heads do have tempers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:34 PM (brFHh)

376 >>I can think of no worse job than being an urologist or a GYN at an old folks home.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2020 11:27 PM (Rvt8

DependsŪ.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 23, 2020 11:34 PM (cJwFK)

377 Just read that Kim Jong Un is back in a coma.

He musta found more dirt on Hillary!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

378 Just read that Kim Jong Un is back in a coma.

-

COVID-19s. Not the first one. Just this one.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:35 PM (KxZpr)

379 Tammy al-Thor

Yikes! Please let me know before I reach a redline of temper. I'd hate for you to have to clean a shiv borrowed from bluebell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:35 PM (hyuyC)

380 More than a mouthful is wasted?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 23, 2020 11:33 PM



If it's all nipple, then yeah...

Posted by: Zettai at August 23, 2020 11:36 PM (sgZzZ)

381 Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:33 PM (KxZpr)

Memphis is really bad, now.

I think at least some of the problem in a few of these areas is that they were assigned Katrina "refugees". I think Houston bore the brunt of it, but Springfield MO and Memphis have seen huge spikes in murders and violent crime since late 2005.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:37 PM (brFHh)

382
Chlamydia, Chlamydia, say have you Chlamydia?
Chlamydia, the Diseased Lady
She has thighs that folks adore so
She'll make it burn when you pee though
Chlamydia the Diseased Lady.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2020 11:37 PM (Yo+bz)

383 I think at least some of the problem in a few of these areas is that they were assigned Katrina "refugees".

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That's a decent hypothesis.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:38 PM (KxZpr)

384 Decent hypothesis other than all the racism, white privilege, and anti-science, that is.

Clearly it's global warming causing the problems.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:39 PM (KxZpr)

385 Kim J.U. is in coma, not a park.

Posted by: klaftern at August 23, 2020 11:39 PM (RuIsu)

386 And now I'm wondering if twins fight over the same breast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2020 11:39 PM (Z4rgH)

387 Chlamydia and Syphilis do both sound like female names

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

388 Hot damn:


If New York had the same rate of death of Florida the state of New York would have around 9,000 deaths instead of 32,000 deaths, meaning 23,000 people who are currently dead in New York would still be alive.

Far from doing a good job, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York may well have done the worst job in the entire world. Indeed, the only competitor with him is New Jersey governor Phil Murphy.

Look at the death rates per million in New York and New Jersey compared to the worst death rates in the entire rest of the world:

1. New Jersey 1807
2. New York 1694
3. Belgium 861
4. Peru 831
5. Spain 617
6. England 610
7. Italy 586
8. Sweden 575
9. Chile 564
10. United States 544

So New York and New Jersey were three times as bad as the average in the United States. (Indeed, they are the primary reasons why the United States death rate is so high.)

This is staggering information. New York and New Jersey didn't just do awful at protecting their residents, they were twice as bad as any other country in the entire world.

And they were positively awful compared to the other states in the country.

Here are the four largest largest states in the United States ranked by death per million residents:

1. New York 1694
2. Florida 481
3. Texas 401
4. California 307

Put plainly, New York is an unmitigated disaster compared to the rest of the world and the rest of the United States.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)

389 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:35 PM (hyuyC)

I am second to none in my esteem and affection for the lovely bluebell, but I find physical weapons like shivs and guns to be... cumbersome.

Oh, they will certainly do for strangers who attack out of nowhere; I don't say they are of no use at all.

But for more intimate attacks or for some sort of revenge, perhaps, there are far better ways.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (brFHh)

390 Communist, comanist, not a lot of difference in higher brain function.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (SchxB)

391 Kim Jong Unconscious?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (Fc5rx)

392 My former GF told me that I needed to find more people in my life because as it was I would die alone and the cats would eat me.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:18 PM (WyVLE)

A philosopher...

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (zr5Kq)

393 Yes, both Memphis and Birmingham are shitholes, but notice they've had no riots, at least none that I'm aware of. The rioting requires city government's endorsement, I think.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (sWM8x)

394 Chlamydia and Syphilis do both sound like female names
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

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According to Aristophanes, Chlamydia was Lysistrata's sidekick/bestie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (wPVhA)

395 Tammy al-Thor

**Shudder**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (hyuyC)

396 Francisco Franco is still dead and Kim Jong Un is still alive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (aKsyK)

397 NYC: "We're a shithole."
Rockford, Illinois: "Hold my beer."
Posted by: gp, Blinded By The Bright Light of Biden at August 23, 2020 10:42

Hep gp,
I was born and raised in Rockford. What is the latest bad news form there?

Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (KWbVO)

398 WOT???

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (u1WYs)

399 First full week of school starts tomorrow.

Have a great night, everyone. May your dreams be filled with pleasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (hyuyC)

400 Tammy al-Thor

Remind me never to piss you off.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

401 WOT WOT???

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 23, 2020 11:44 PM (u1WYs)

402 Cicero, I read Lysistrata in college.
It sounded to me like an episode of Married With Children. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

403 AOP, I am so sorry you've lost such an old friend.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:44 PM (brFHh)

404 Yes, both Memphis and Birmingham are shitholes, but notice they've had no riots, at least none that I'm aware of. The rioting requires city government's endorsement, I think.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (sWM8x)

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Birmingham is 70%+ black. I'd guess Memphis is close to that number, too. I suspect the white kids were too scared to go in to either city.

That's not racism, though.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:44 PM (KxZpr)

405 402 Cicero, I read Lysistrata in college.
It sounded to me like an episode of Married With Children. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Al Bundy never intended to conquer Laconia. He sold shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2020 11:45 PM (wPVhA)

406 Remember that when Dems say "we need a national conversation about X".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

As we always said, they never really meant that. Now, for a change, they're being honest. "Shut up, listen to our demands, and do what we say" is all they ever meant by "a conversation" .I

Gays in the priesthood, Boy Scouts, etc.? The answer to "can't we just talk about it?" should always have been, " NO. "

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 23, 2020 11:45 PM (j3jZX)

407 Remind me never to piss you off.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

'twould be impossible, sweet lady.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:45 PM (brFHh)

408 Lysistrata is one of them Greek homo STD's. Gotta be.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 23, 2020 11:46 PM (sWM8x)

409 Spent the entire afternoon, until 7:00 P.M., working on a local buddy's bale truck. It's an old Chevy 1/2 ton with a bale handler on the back, for moving round bales. It was riding real low in the left rear. Turns out the left rear leaf spring was just bagged, and the right has a broken leaf.

Anyway, I looked around my place, because I once had spare set of Chevy pickup springs, but could not find them. So I took the left rear spring apart, and added in three leaves taken from a Studebaker sedan rear spring. They were the right width; had to drill new center bolt holes. It was a bugger to get all the new leaves squeezed together, and a new center bolt in it, but we managed it.

I'm going to do the right side tomorrow, but will simply replace the broken leaf, and add two new ones. Bales are heavy, you know. Going to have buy a new 15/16" 3/4 drive socket to undo the U-bolts. Mine "disappeared", but I found it in the ratchet drawer, welded to a socket for changing out dual wheel studs with square ends. So that's where it went! I have a memory like a steel sieve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:46 PM (s9ZrQ)

410 Speaking of boobs.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:46 PM (KxZpr)

411 Speaking of boobs.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:46 PM (KxZpr)

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Tell us, Charles, how stupendously firm and supple ones evolved from sad deflated ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2020 11:48 PM (wPVhA)

412 AOP, I am so sorry you've lost such an old friend.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:44 PM (brFHh)

Thank you, Tammy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:48 PM (s9ZrQ)

413 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 23, 2020 11:43 PM (hyuyC)

That school starting date sounded insane to me, then I realized it is almost September!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2020 11:48 PM (2C38g)

414 Good night all. Thanks for letting me play.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2020 11:49 PM (Fc5rx)

415 Niters, Muldoon.

Posted by: SMFH at August 23, 2020 11:50 PM (RU4sa)

416 Night, Muldoon!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:50 PM (s9ZrQ)

417 'Night, Muldoon.

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:50 PM (zr5Kq)

418 When I see you.....in September

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:50 PM (U2p+3)

419 When libtards ask for a conversation, it's not a conversation; it's a sermon or a lecture.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:51 PM (oZuI0)

420 A philosopher...
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:41 PM (zr5Kq)


My current GF climbed a ladder to pick enough blackberries so I could make jam today.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:51 PM (WyVLE)

421 Night Muldoon

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:51 PM (U2p+3)

422 And a good night to you Muldoon, thanks for your humor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (2C38g)

423 Posted by: raimondo at August 23, 2020 11:46 PM (4JiI+)

I remember when we had good trolls. Or at least entertaining ones, but I daresay you're doing the best you can.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (brFHh)

424 My endeavor today was to preserve, Muldoon!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (WyVLE)

425 Speaking of boobs.

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Tell us, Charles, how stupendously firm and supple ones evolved from sad deflated ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2020 11:48 PM (wPVhA)

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Trump stimulated them, and the small, forgettable boobs found their hero in an unfortunately horse-toothed wait staff representative whose previous career wiping down countertops and drying glasses prepared her for a career showing off just how big a boob she is.

And it's all because Trump rubbed them.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (KxZpr)

426 Kindltot,
Thems some weird blackberries if she had to climb a ladder.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

427 Like Sherman coming outa Atlanta..or Patton knifing through
The Ardennes....the ettes.... they do bring da pain.

So I've seen....heading to the Orange Tree to try my son's rendition of a "Whiskey Sour".

back in a few

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (u1WYs)

428 My current GF climbed a ladder to pick enough blackberries so I could make jam today.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:51 PM (WyVLE)

Mmmm! Himalaya blackberries. A creeping monster of a plant, but yummy berries, that grow in great profusion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 11:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

429 When libtards ask for a conversation, it's not a conversation; it's a sermon or a lecture.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:51 PM (oZuI0)

Sometimes, it's the pretext for presenting a list of (non-negotiable) demands!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2020 11:53 PM (2C38g)

430 When libtards ask for a conversation, it's not a conversation; it's a sermon or a lecture.

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What do you have against reasonable common sense control over your family and choices, citizen?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:54 PM (KxZpr)

431 Thems some weird blackberries if she had to climb a ladder.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 23, 2020 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

Up through the overgrown boxwood and into the apple tree, where they come down. Himalaya berries go wild here and are almost as aggressive as the grape vines and poison oak.
this winter a lot of shrubs are getting trimmed with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:55 PM (WyVLE)

432 Himalaya berries - Mulberries ?

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:56 PM (zr5Kq)

433 Remember that when Dems say "we need a national conversation about X".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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"National Converastion" is the same as when they say they need to "explore" something. This is a Kamattress Whore favorite. It means they know exactly what they want to do, they're just not ready to tell you yet.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2020 11:56 PM (q53z0)

434 Also GF claims to be 4'10" since that is how tall she was when she graduated high school. I don't argue.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2020 11:56 PM (WyVLE)

435 Sometimes, it's the pretext for presenting a list of (non-negotiable) demands!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2020 11:53 PM (2C38g)

--"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable."

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:57 PM (oZuI0)

436
Lysistrata is one of them Greek homo STD's. Gotta be.
Posted by: Al Sharpton


It's why they stopped making Blue Bell ice cream for a while.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2020 11:58 PM (aKsyK)

437 gp, I thought Rockford was a high-end town.
I believe several members of Cheap Trick are from there??
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2020 11:00

Not overall, parts were/are nie. lots not so much.

Yep, I was in HS a couple of yrs behind Cheap Trick. Rick Neilsen bought a race track of my brothers w/ his kids when the folks moved and had a garage sale.

Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2020 11:58 PM (KWbVO)

438 --"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable."
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:57 PM (oZuI0)

You're getting hang of this liberalism thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2020 11:58 PM (2C38g)

439 --"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable."

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Like that gun control cake analogy that is posted here occasionally. No, it's MY cake. WTF do you get to tell me what to do with MY cake?


Midnight here. I think I'm out, too. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 23, 2020 11:59 PM (KxZpr)

440 Farmer, kewl!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

441 "National Converastion" is the same as when they say they need to
"explore" something. This is a Kamattress Whore favorite. It means they
know exactly what they want to do, they're just not ready to tell you
yet.


They're also big on "imagining" things, like "Imagine no police" and
"imagine nobody in prison."


Yeah, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 24, 2020 12:02 AM (HaL55)

442 AOP
My condolences for the loss of your friend.
May he rest in peace and may his memory remain a blessing.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 24, 2020 12:03 AM (d9Irc)

443 Himalaya berries - Mulberries ?
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:56 PM (zr5Kq)


the most aggressive blackberries ever found. They are originally from Armenia and were brought in because they have lovely fruit, but the canes get as thick as your thumb or better, the canes can grow 20' in a summer, and the thorns are like Jabberwocky claws.

There was a story when I was a kid, of a Sheriff's deputy surprising a young man burgling a store one night in one of the smaller towns, and the young man took a runner, and dove off the embankment of the highway into a tangle of wild blackberries at the bottom trying to escape. The deputy rolled up, pointed his searchlight over the embankment, saw the suspect tangled and trapped in the thorny vines . . . and went back at dawn with a county crew to cut him out. He explained that the guy didn't really act like he wanted any help just then, so he'd thought he'd let him think on it for a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2020 12:03 AM (WyVLE)

444 Himalaya berries - Mulberries ?
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2020 11:56 PM (zr5Kq)

No, they are a member of the raspberry clan. Woody stems that start green, and gradually become brown with a thin scale of bark. Many, many sharp thorns. They can, and do, form impenetrable thickets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:04 AM (s9ZrQ)

445 qdp, hew close, I think the novel will be out within the couple months.

Wish I was faster with the writing . . .

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 24, 2020 12:04 AM (oZuI0)

446 Darwin

RE: "East St. Louis worse":

ESL is so small, you can't really compare it to a real city. ESL just has an outsize reputation.

Turning to something completely different:

I see Jemele Hill, former ESPN sports journo, has opined that "the U.S. is like Nazi Germany." I would be in ecstasy if I could cross examine her for 5 minutes about that. I'm pretty certain she knows as much about the Third Reich as I do about Tagalog.

Posted by: mnw at August 24, 2020 12:05 AM (Cssks)

447 Yep, I was in HS a couple of yrs behind Cheap Trick. Rick Neilsen bought
a race track of my brothers w/ his kids when the folks moved and had a
garage sale.


HO scale? Luved those back when I was a real live boy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 24, 2020 12:05 AM (HaL55)

448 AOP
My condolences for the loss of your friend.
May he rest in peace and may his memory remain a blessing.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 24, 2020 12:03 AM (d9Irc)

Thank you, Winston.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:05 AM (s9ZrQ)

449 We once cleared out a place that was overgrown with blackberries. We used machetes. The canes at the base were as big around as your fist.

And I'm out for the night. Have a good Monday, everyone!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2020 12:05 AM (YynYJ)

450 Re: Breast implants
Knowing as I do a woman who has had two mastectomies the subject arose.
She didn't have one 17 years ago with her first and sees no reason to do so this time.
She was a bit concerned about my reaction and I simply told her that boobs are nice but what's in your heart and head is more important.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 24, 2020 12:05 AM (d9Irc)

451 Up through the overgrown boxwood and into the apple tree, where they come down. Himalaya berries go wild here and are almost as aggressive as the grape vines and poison oak.
this winter a lot of shrubs are getting trimmed with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Kindltot
------

I intend to be ruthless. It's man vs. nature.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2020 12:06 AM (WD9ZA)

452 Knowing as I do a woman who has had two mastectomies the subject arose.

She didn't have one 17 years ago with her first and sees no reason to do so this time.

She was a bit concerned about my reaction and I simply told her that
boobs are nice but what's in your heart and head is more important.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 24, 2020 12:05 AM (d9Irc)


If I ask if you suggested whether she thought about taking up archery . . . would I get my head bitten off?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2020 12:07 AM (WyVLE)

453 logprof, will do, thanks.
Let me know when it's on sale at Amazon. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

454 Don't care for bald headed Steve but he had a good interview with Trump.

Posted by: dartist at August 24, 2020 12:08 AM (+ya+t)

455 A flammenwaffer sounds like an appropriate weapon against blackberries

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2020 12:09 AM (U2p+3)

456 kindltot
No. I did laugh though.
She's retired like me. Loves to travel and we'd be heading for Texas MOME if chemo wasn't interfering.

I don't think she's ever tried archery but after a broken wrist and broken shoulder last year it's have to be a crossbow.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 24, 2020 12:10 AM (d9Irc)

457 Sometimes, it's the pretext for presenting a list of (non-negotiable) demands!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 23, 2020 11:53 PM (2C38g)

---

Pretty much sums up the younger daughter.

Posted by: SMFH at August 24, 2020 12:10 AM (RU4sa)

458 453 logprof, will do, thanks.
Let me know when it's on sale at Amazon. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

--Well, given the asshattery of Jeff Bezos in general, I will be plying other avenues, and Amazon will be last resort.

I'll also ply the Book Thread for pointers on cover art (I have done before, but I will want specifics).

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 24, 2020 12:10 AM (oZuI0)

459 I intend to be ruthless. It's man vs. nature.

Nature = fangs, claws, venom.

Me = teeth, fingernails, saliva.

But Gaia is just so delicate that my everyday activities will cause it to die. Um, yeah. Get lost in the woods for 72 hours then come and tell me that. Outside always wants to kill you. That goes double for Australia.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 24, 2020 12:11 AM (HaL55)

460 Blackberries.
The best answer is goats.
The throns don't seem to bother the goats and they'll tear through a patch quite happily.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 24, 2020 12:12 AM (d9Irc)

461 Fucking Biden.

The median age of death of the alleged CoVid19 dead is a year more than the average fucking life span of an American male.

FFS, we destroyed the economy over something milder than the damn seasonal flu.

Every Democrat politician and official should be imprisoned for life.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:13 AM (1YlHz)

462 AOP - Sorry to hear about you friend. I lost one of my two best in April. In that case, he had gone incommunicado. I called the Sheriff's Dept., and they met me there.

Sucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2020 12:13 AM (L47aO)

463 A flammenwaffer sounds like an appropriate weapon against blackberries
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2020 12:09 AM (U2p+3)

They don't burn very well. The berries are very tasty, sweet, and juicy, and the plants are very productive. But it is categorized as an invasive species.

If I were tasked with clearing a piece of land of them, I would mount a circular saw horizontally on a long boom extending from the front of a tractor or loader, get the saw spinning, and just drive it into the thicket. Feed the cut-off canes through a wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:15 AM (s9ZrQ)

464 Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2020 12:03 AM (WyVLE)

HA ! what a story.

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2020 12:15 AM (zr5Kq)

465 OK Hordelings, the eyelids are getting heavy.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 24, 2020 12:15 AM (HaL55)

466 Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, k?




I make no promises.

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2020 12:16 AM (zr5Kq)

467 Blackberries make a fine pie, if your willing to work for it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 24, 2020 12:16 AM (u1WYs)

468 Sorry to hear of the loss of your friend AOP. That's a shock.

HO scale? Luved those back when I was a real live boy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 24, 2020 12:05

No idea cause it was my brother's. Sometimes J accusses me of still being a real live boy. Says I've never grown up LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2020 12:17 AM (KWbVO)

469 AOP - Sorry to hear about you friend. I lost one of my two best in April. In that case, he had gone incommunicado. I called the Sheriff's Dept., and they met me there.

Sucks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2020 12:13 AM (L47aO)

Sounds like almost the exact same scenario. Jake locked up his place, went incommunicado, Al returned from a road trip, could raise him on the phone, or by knocking on the door, so called in the cops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:18 AM (s9ZrQ)

470 Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:13 AM (1YlHz)

The Media is the Virus

Posted by: ... at August 24, 2020 12:19 AM (q53z0)

471 Blackberries make a fine pie, if your willing to work for it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 24, 2020 12:16 AM (u1WYs)

That they do. But when I'm picking them, too few make it into the pail to become pie. Urp!

Bears love them, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:19 AM (s9ZrQ)

472 Jemele Hill, as I imagine her trying to expound on how "the U.S. is like Nazi Germany":

"See, Nazis were dictators and shit, just like Trump, and the Nazis were rayciss just like Trump is, and the Nazis killed some kids in concentration camps, just like ICE kills black and brown children in camps here, so... there's no difference really."

Posted by: mnw at August 24, 2020 12:20 AM (Cssks)

473 "the U.S. is like Nazi Germany." I would be in ecstasy if I could cross examine her for 5 minutes about that.

If the US were like Nazi Germany, every Democratic member of Congress would be in a concentration camp. Every Democratic governor would be in a concentration camp.

Lesser-known potential opponents of the government would be humiliated and tortured for a couple weeks in a concentration camp, and released with the warning that they would be thrown into a concentration camp permanently if they got out of line.

Leftists seem to think that there was a prolonged period where the Left bravely opposed Hitler as Chancellor. In reality, Hitler got the Enabling Act passed three months after he became Chancellor, which gave him dictatorial powers, and Germany was a one-party dictatorship six months after Hitler became Chancellor.

These people have no idea what they are talking about.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 12:21 AM (I2/tG)

474 I just ate two 6.6 oz. packs of blackberries from the store. It's weird to be eating what you're reading about.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 12:21 AM (BRkq2)

475 Sharkman, the median age of fatalities being about the same as life expectancy is what, in nature, science, and statistics, is called a "clue".

Doesn't mean it isn't important, doesn't mean one need not react in some way (that actually works) to mitigate it - IF POSSIBLE!!! - but still, a clue.

And not sure limiting your recriminations to Dem office-holders makes sense, or corresponds to the actual record.

And, in the Galactic Face-Palm category, we have as an administration goal in the months ahead/next term - "Eradicate COVID-19".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 12:22 AM (OTzUX)

476 37 Can Kansas City fans paint their faces like Braveheart?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 23, 2020 10:14 PM (lgiXo)

Only if you are Irish or a Highland Scott.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 24, 2020 12:23 AM (qyH+l)

477 Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)





The dress does makes your ass look fat, MisHum. So sorry, dear.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 23, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

There was a really funny commercial where Abe Lincoln is sitting there while Mrs. Lincoln is trying on a dress and she says, "Abraham, does this dress make my bottom look fat?" and Abe then deadpan looks at the camera.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 24, 2020 12:23 AM (jK8Z7)

478 AOP, one of the guys with the local small forestry group uses a gas powered hedge trimmer while wearing a hickory shirt and gloves with the wrists joined together with duct tape. That one works OK, but I like to have my GF with the potato rake pulling back to keep them from falling on me.

Some farm/forest contractors I know use chainsaws, and they say if you get to the middle of the canes they are easy to cut down, but I think they are insane because of the risk of kickback or getting wound up in a vine while cutting.

If you have a real large patch to clear prior to planting, like several acres, the procedure is to run a cat through to make lanes and then spray herbicide and wait for it to die, then flatten it with the cat.

Himalaya blackberries, Gaia's green concertina wire entanglements.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2020 12:25 AM (WyVLE)

479 477
Now ask if this dress makes my ass look fat

Are you growing a new strain of weed?

Posted by: dartist at August 24, 2020 12:27 AM (+ya+t)

480 ARC

Idi Amin once said he admired Hitler, but later said he'd changed his mind about Hitler. A reporter asked him why? Amin said, "Because I found out Hitler was hostile to the aspirations of black people."

True story.

Jemele Hill be like Idi, I suspect.

Posted by: mnw at August 24, 2020 12:27 AM (Cssks)

481 Another laugher from lezzie Lori Lightfoot:

https://www.outkick.com/lori-lightfoot-adds-police-to-protect-her-house-while-letting-chicago-burn/

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 24, 2020 12:27 AM (oZuI0)

482 So it seems the future of this Republic, is kinda like trying to make a Blackberry pie.

The vicious thorns are there to avoid, yet thick gloves are always required to defend against while you harvest.

Leaving you now....

Nightwatch going to my wall

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 24, 2020 12:27 AM (u1WYs)

483 It's not possible for a dress to do that.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 12:28 AM (BRkq2)

484 Some farm/forest contractors I know use chainsaws, and they say if you get to the middle of the canes they are easy to cut down, but I think they are insane because of the risk of kickback or getting wound up in a vine while cutting.

If you have a real large patch to clear prior to planting, like several acres, the procedure is to run a cat through to make lanes and then spray herbicide and wait for it to die, then flatten it with the cat.

Himalaya blackberries, Gaia's green concertina wire entanglements.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2020 12:25 AM (WyVLE)

Problem is, the canes arch up and over, and come to ground again a few yards from where they are rooted, so you can't readily reach the root stems from outside the thicket. Once you get past the barrier wall, it's often bare ground inside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:31 AM (s9ZrQ)

485 I didn't know Kellyanne Conway was still at the WH, until she announced she was leaving.

Posted by: mnw at August 24, 2020 12:32 AM (Cssks)

486 "Himalaya" blackberries are from .... Armenia?? Not contesting it, just enjoying the odd nomenclature.

First time I visited Armenia it was August. Beautiful warm weather. The farmer's market in downtown Yerevan was pretty spectacular, in terms of produce.

I don't recall blackberries, but I do recall the cherries - "Rainier" cherries, maybe, they were yellow/red? The eggplant were an amazing purple ("aubergine" in Armenian - that is, one of the many French borrow-words used in Armenia, which includes even something as basic as "thank you" - "merci" in place of "shna-HAR ka-lutz-YOAN").

The kebab in the fresh flatbread (lavash) was outstanding.

Iran used to counterfieit USD $20 bills (using machinery sold to the Shah), and it was very funny - one always had to travel with brand-new bills. Armenian vendors, with an American, who obviously just came from the US - but they had to check your currency. Well, "check" by looking at it against the sun, scratching it, and other dumb meaningless methods.

Power and water were available for a few hours, usually in the evening. You know, sort of like California, in 2020. In Armenia, it was a problem of a little war with their neighbor, through which all the pipelines ran. In California ..... well, I think it's a different problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 12:32 AM (OTzUX)

487 These people have no idea what they are talking about.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 12:21 AM (I2/tG)

And they are so absolutely full of hate. It's uncanny.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 12:42 AM (BRkq2)

488 My current GF climbed a ladder to pick enough blackberries so I could make jam today.

Posted by: Kindltot




Your "current GF"?

Reminds me of the time my first wife and I went to a party shortly after having a big fight and I introduced her to the crowd as "My first wife".

Not my classiest move ever, I must say.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:42 AM (1YlHz)

489 Heh. Conservative Party of Canada is counting ballots in their leadership race tonight. Mail-in ballots from 175,000 party members. And they are fucking up the count big-time. Cluster fuck. Way to lose the next election, assholes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:43 AM (s9ZrQ)

490 > goats

This is the answer.

It's too cold for blackberries to grow here, although relatives like raspberries, salmonberries, and lingonberries do just fine.

Weird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 12:45 AM (unn44)

491 > I introduced her to the crowd as "My first wife".

Better than introducing your GF as "my future ex-wife".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 12:46 AM (unn44)

492 There was a really funny commercial where Abe Lincoln is sitting there while Mrs. Lincoln is trying on a dress and she says, "Abraham, does this dress make my bottom look fat?" and Abe then deadpan looks at the camera.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon




Are you sure that wasn't an episode of Hard Drinkin' Lincoln?

https://youtu.be/96dLmfQ6j58

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:47 AM (1YlHz)

493 Better than introducing your GF as "my future ex-wife".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia




"The Next Ex-Mrs. Sharkman."

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:48 AM (1YlHz)

494 It's too cold for blackberries to grow here, although relatives like raspberries, salmonberries, and lingonberries do just fine.

Weird.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 12:45 AM (unn44)

Now I am totally f'd up. I always imagined you posting from Rome.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 12:48 AM (BRkq2)

495 491 > I introduced her to the crowd as "My first wife".

Better than introducing your GF as "my future ex-wife".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 12:46 AM (unn44)

Yes. Because the GF still "works it."

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 12:49 AM (BRkq2)

496 The rioters are marching through a residential area of Portland, shouting at the tops of their lungs. at 9:50 PM.

They've been using this tactic more and more, and I highly encourage it.

Meanwhile, the Governor of Oregon is threatening to shut the state down again, because the CCP virus case counts aren't declining as rapidly as she would like. Good thing that shouting for hours in a packed crowd doesn't transmit the virus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

497 Now I am totally f'd up. I always imagined you posting from Rome.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 12:48 AM (BRkq2)

The Schism wasn't that great.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:53 AM (s9ZrQ)

498 May God Bless president Trump every day.

Posted by: dartist at August 24, 2020 12:54 AM (+ya+t)

499 Meanwhile, the Governor of Oregon is threatening to shut the state down again, because the CCP virus case counts aren't declining as rapidly as she would like. Good thing that shouting for hours in a packed crowd doesn't transmit the virus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

It would fine to collect some cow drool and cow snot, and mix it with water and some bacteria nutrients (chicken broth?), and load into pressurized water fire extinguishers. Hose down the pantyfags, and then tell them they all have the Covids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 12:55 AM (s9ZrQ)

500 And not sure limiting your recriminations to Dem office-holders makes sense, or corresponds to the actual record.

And, in the Galactic Face-Palm category, we have as an administration goal in the months ahead/next term - "Eradicate COVID-19".

Posted by: rhomboid




My feelings about the Dems are based mostly on their being a criminal organization for 200 years, what with the Slavery and Jim Crow and KKK and Abortion targeted at minorities and BLM and AntiFa, and etc., etc. CoVid is just another of their insane sins.

The Press should also be flensed from the Earth as they've led the way in lying about every aspect of CoVid. Polls of the populace show that nobody has a clue what the truth of the matter is with respect to severity of the disease. The commenters on this Blog have a good idea, but the general populace is completely clueless.

The MSM has intentionally lied about everything about CoVid for 8 months and hurt tens of millions with their lies. There is no accountability at all for them. And the Administration has to do stupid shit like call for the eradication of a virus because the lies are so thick in the Press there is no real way to counter it.

Gets me riled up a bit, it does.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:56 AM (1YlHz)

501 Although that would be elegant, there have been reports over the last couple of days that a number of Antifa cars are getting flat-out vandalized - tires slashed, gas tanks drilled, etc.

Somebody may be targeting them.
Posted by: The ARC

Tbey need to be targeted, not their stuff.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 24, 2020 12:59 AM (BOC4I)

502 Dr. David Samadi, MD @drdavidsamadi 19h

The FDA should explain why they are coming between our doctor/patient decision of care.

I'm interested to see if they can provide the documentations requested by Senators Cruz, Lee, and Johnson by Tuesday.

Right to try?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2020 12:59 AM (SpZxj)

503 Meanwhile, rioters are burning garbage trucks in Kenosha.

That'll show them!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:00 AM (I2/tG)

504 Meanwhile, rioters are burning garbage trucks in Kenosha.

That'll show them!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:00 AM (I2/tG)

trashing the trash trucks. Is that meta, or what?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 01:01 AM (s9ZrQ)

505 ARC, actually it's probably unlikely that shouting crowds, outdoors, are particularly good transmission events, indoor/close/prolonged exposure looks like the main thing (but we may figure out differently).

In any case, for the demo in the riots, it's pretty much irrelevant - their risk of a serious case or death is very low.

And as for OR, it's likely there will be an uptick in "cases"* come the late fall. OR has a relatively low anti-body rate, still, and, seasonality, which as with other ILIs is looking very much like a thing with C19.

Of course, THAT won't matter either - AND "policies" won't affect anything.

There's so many layers of idiocy in how almost everyone - including "skeptics" - frame the issues on this, that it may be hopeless. It's as though "anthropogenic climate change" had suddenly become accepted as valid by most of the public, AND almost the entire political class and institutions (I mean really, seriously accepted). The WH goal is "eradication" of C19, and a "vaccine" is the top sub-item.

It's a disaster.

* "cases" being positive tests of dubious reliability, NOT actual cases as would be defined prior to 2020 - symptomatic illness

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:02 AM (OTzUX)

506 >>> The FDA should explain why they are coming between our doctor/patient decision of care.

Would this have been possible before Obama/GOPe Care?

Posted by: Gilded Age Ii at August 24, 2020 01:03 AM (BRkq2)

507 Meanwhile, rioters are burning garbage trucks in Kenosha.

That'll show them!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:00 AM (I2/tG)


I dream of Hawkgirl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Types Deletes Critic ... at August 24, 2020 01:05 AM (LPnfS)

508 > Now I am totally f'd up. I always imagined you posting from Rome.

Posted by: Gilded Age II


I had to move to a cooler climate for... health reasons. Yeah, health reasons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:05 AM (unn44)

509
I'm putting in my 2 weeks notice tomorrow. What time should I do it? First thing in the morning, after lunch end of day???
Posted by: lin-duh

========

Heya, lin-duh! You got your current job not too long ago, right? Didn't like it? Congrats on getting another one. Might as well do it first thing in the morning. Get it out of the way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2020 01:08 AM (G51Gf)

510 Right to try?

Posted by: Braenyard



HCQ + zinc should fall under the Right to Try Act.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 01:09 AM (1YlHz)

511 ..Now I am totally f'd up. I always imagined you posting from Rome.

Posted by: Gilded Age II


I had to move to a cooler climate for... health reasons. Yeah, health reasons.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:05 AM (unn44)



Rodrigo moved upslope on Pompeii to take in the cool mountain air.

Yeah, that's the ticket!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2020 01:10 AM (QzJWU)

512 Sadly for the rioters, it looks like the guy shot in Kenosha by the cops will survive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:12 AM (I2/tG)

513 Sounds like a long-lost Stephen Foster song.

"I dream of Hawkgirl with the PVC suit..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2020 01:12 AM (L2ZTs)

514 > It's too cold for blackberries to grow here, although relatives like raspberries, salmonberries, and lingonberries do just fine.

Brain fart. I meant cloudberries, not lingonberries. Lingonberries are in the cranberry/blueberry family, not the blackberry/raspberry family. We do have lingonberries too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:13 AM (unn44)

515 > Rodrigo moved upslope on Pompeii to take in the cool mountain air.


For some reason people back in Rome just stopped RSVPing to my dinner invitations. Hurt my feelings, it did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:14 AM (unn44)

516 These people have no idea what they are talking about.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 12:21 AM (I2/tG)

Nah in 99% of cases they're just lying.

Posted by: ... at August 24, 2020 01:16 AM (q53z0)

517 Sadly for the rioters, it looks like the guy shot in Kenosha by the cops will survive.

Governor Evers is doing his best to incite a riot, however.

The first part of his statement on the shooting:

Tonight, Jacob Blake was shot in the back multiple times, in broad daylight, in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Kathy and I join his family, friends, and neighbors in hoping earnestly that he will not succumb to his injuries. While we do not have all of the details yet, what we know for certain is that he is not the first Black man or person to have been shot or injured or mercilessly killed at the hands of individuals in law enforcement in our state or our country.

I assume he won't object if rioters choose to burn the governor's mansion down...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:16 AM (I2/tG)

518 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2020 10:53 PM (s9ZrQ)

May his family and friends Find Strength and Be Comforted ...


It sounds like he didn't have family close by, but the condolence still stands.

Posted by: Adriane the Types Deletes Critic ... at August 24, 2020 01:16 AM (LPnfS)

519 > Iran used to counterfieit USD $20 bills (using machinery sold to the Shah), and it was very funny - one always had to travel with brand-new bills.

Apparently there are still places in the Middle East and North Africa where... independent entrepreneurs... of all kinds still demand payment in Maria Theresa thalers. They still mint them new for that purpose, always with the 1780 date.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:19 AM (unn44)

520 Wow, nice, that WI governor is a jewel.

Pronouncing in detail on a fresh shooting incident - from a riot - and throwing in an outrageous blood libel against police, as always with the racist lie (wanton killing of blacks by police).

Third World country.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:20 AM (OTzUX)

521 Sorry to hear about your friend, AOP. I hope his end was peaceful, and that he's at rest in whatever comes after this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:20 AM (unn44)

522 May his family and friends Find Strength and Be Comforted ...


It sounds like he didn't have family close by, but the condolence still stands.
Posted by: Adriane the Types Deletes Critic ... at August 24, 2020 01:16 AM (LPnfS)

Thanks, Adriane. I believe has has a sister living. Not certain.

I am off to bed, now. Been a tiring day. Truck springs, even pickups, are heavy.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 01:21 AM (s9ZrQ)

523 Wow, nice, that WI governor is a jewel.

Remember when public officials considered it their duty to try and keep the peace?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:22 AM (I2/tG)

524 Sorry to hear about your friend, AOP. I hope his end was peaceful, and that he's at rest in whatever comes after this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:20 AM (unn44)

Thanks, Rodrigo. Now, off to the snoozer!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2020 01:22 AM (s9ZrQ)

525 Good night, AOP.

I'm tagging out as well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2020 01:23 AM (unn44)

526 Sounds like a long-lost Stephen Foster song.

"I dream of Hawkgirl with the PVC suit..."
Posted by: qdpsteve


I'm thinking more like ...
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=WOmoURHDgVM

Posted by: Adriane the Types Deletes Critic ... at August 24, 2020 01:23 AM (LPnfS)

527 Tomorrow begins the RNC Convention.

Though we despise the "organization", let's go into the week with optimism, smiles and the trust that Trump speaking on all four days of the thing will be YUGE!

Make a leftie miserable, and SMILE. Tell 'em you're doing your part to Make America Great Again, Again.

/zzzz


Hasta la nite nite Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2020 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

528 Governor Evers is doing his best to incite a riot
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:16 AM (I2/tG)

One major difficulty is that these beotches are insulated from the effects of their policies.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 24, 2020 01:29 AM (BRkq2)

529 One major difficulty is that these beotches are insulated from the effects of their policies.

I guess he wants to see Milwaukee burn.

Does he think that will benefit him politically?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:34 AM (I2/tG)

530 Dark Divisive RNC Contrasts With Loving Optimistic DNC

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today! at August 24, 2020 01:35 AM (q53z0)

531 337 The Republican Convention starts tomorrow night and Trump will be speaking all 4 nights.
I can't wait!
Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2020 11:22 PM (Y0bLv)

Yay!

Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 01:37 AM (4hOTS)

532 Damn, I forgot how yummy butter almond ice cream is.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 24, 2020 01:37 AM (oZuI0)

533 Are the Dems pushing early voting to lock in votes against the day when Sloe Joe collapses into a pile of pustulating goo?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 24, 2020 01:38 AM (PQMST)

534 Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 01:37 AM (4hOTS)

4hOTS call 867-5309

Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 01:39 AM (4hOTS)

535 Well this "riot and violence" strategy could not find a better new venue than WI, a "must flip" state for the Dems. This is meant sarcastically. Hard to see this helping them.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:40 AM (OTzUX)

536
Heya, lin-duh! You got your current job not too long ago, right? Didn't like it? Congrats on getting another one. Might as well do it first thing in the morning. Get it out of the way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2020 01:08 AM (G51Gf)

And if they decide to buy you out of your notice, you get the whole day.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 24, 2020 01:42 AM (PQMST)

537 Does the fucking governor of Wisconsin want riots, looting and death? That statement pours gas on a fire. What is with this asshole?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 24, 2020 01:44 AM (xPl2J)

538 488 My current GF climbed a ladder to pick enough blackberries so I could make jam today.

Posted by: Kindltot




Your "current GF"?

Reminds me of the time my first wife and I went to a party shortly after having a big fight and I introduced her to the crowd as "My first wife".

Not my classiest move ever, I must say.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 12:42 AM (1YlHz)

I once introduced a RedHead as my future Ex Girlfriend.

It was prophetic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 24, 2020 01:46 AM (NgKpN)

539 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Let's see if Lil Kim is still breathing tomorrow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2020 01:47 AM (L2ZTs)

540 Revelers in Kenosha with ARs, may have shot at a sheriff's armored car (hard to tell - but brandishing them openly).

So George Floyd II??

Outstanding.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:48 AM (OTzUX)

541 It is August 23, 2020, and I am watching a riot in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:49 AM (I2/tG)

542 Some of us were talking about Milwaukee being like Chicago '68.
Looks like they were a few miles short and a week late.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 24, 2020 01:51 AM (ufFY8)

543 So - moment of silence at MLB and NBA games for the martyr/near-martyr of WI?

Any GOP senators going to introduce bills to change holidays?

I think cancelling July 4 and substituting BLM Day (pick your date, any date) would be fitting. Call Cornyn and Graham and McConnell and Tillis - they can work out who gets to be the lead sponsor.

And I think this calls for another $500M donation to BLM, maybe some to La Raza, by the Fortune 100.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:51 AM (OTzUX)

544 Some people have never been punched in the face...and it shows.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 24, 2020 01:52 AM (CcOog)

545 541
It is August 23, 2020, and I am watching a riot in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:49 AM (I2/tG)

Come on, Cheese Heads, get your heads out of your asses.
Good grief.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 24, 2020 01:53 AM (ufFY8)

546 Come on, Cheese Heads, get your heads out of your asses.
Good grief.


Looking at the livestream from Kenosha, I saw my first rioter wearing a Packers jersey.

The cops in Kenosha do have an advantage - none of the rioters have gas masks, as opposed to Portland, where now all of the rioters have gas masks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:56 AM (I2/tG)

547 Ah, mostly peaceful looting and vandalism now spreading in Kenosha.

Even better, "social media" broadcasting advice so that anyone arrested can be bailed out.

Andy Ngo (an actual journalism award needs to be created for that guy) says $35M (!!!!) was raised for MN bail-outs.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:57 AM (OTzUX)

548 The cops in Kenosha do have an advantage - none of the rioters have gas masks, as opposed to Portland, where now all of the rioters have gas masks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:56 AM (I2/tG)

Damn, Kenosha?

Used to go there to drink when I was stationed at Great Lakes Naval Base going to A School.

Only... shit... 41 years ago! LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 24, 2020 01:58 AM (NgKpN)

549 Hmm, video of shooting is very odd. Cannot tell if the shoot-ee was armed, or not. But cops start shooting as he gets into a car - shooting from behind. Cannot see what if anything the shoot-ee is doing as he starts to get in the car.

It's at heavy.com

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:05 AM (OTzUX)

550 This shithead governor will never call in the national guard. Milwaukee and Madison are next.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 24, 2020 02:05 AM (xPl2J)

551 Well, given the percentages of Milwaukee and Madison that voted for Evers, they deserve the "benefits" of his governance more than most.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 24, 2020 02:10 AM (H5knJ)

552 Hmm, video of shooting is very odd. Cannot tell if the shoot-ee was armed, or not. But cops start shooting as he gets into a car - shooting from behind. Cannot see what if anything the shoot-ee is doing as he starts to get in the car.
-----

The video looks bad. Unless they had a good reason to think that he was armed/going for a gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2020 02:12 AM (pK7cg)

553 Encourage anyone interested to check out that video.

We can't see what was happening behind the car door, as the guy is getting into the car. Shooting cop grabs the guy's shirt, then starts shooting - into his back.

Trying to imagine what could be happening where that would be the move for the cop. No attempt at physical restraint.

Guess we'll find out.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:13 AM (OTzUX)

554 Mike H., that's my only thought as well. If the guy was going for a gun on the car seat, in the door storage nook, or something.

Otherwise, WTF?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:14 AM (OTzUX)

555 When he sticks his body in the car are they supposed to wait and see if he comes out with a gun? He's already not complying with their commands.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 24, 2020 02:14 AM (xPl2J)

556 I assume he won't object if rioters choose to burn the governor's mansion down...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 01:16 AM (I2/tG)


And he nobly goes down with the ship, er, mansion?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2020 02:15 AM (Z4rgH)

557 555 When he sticks his body in the car are they supposed to wait and see if he comes out with a gun? He's already not complying with their commands.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 24, 2020 02:14 AM (xPl2J)

Yeah, gee, a cop may have over reacted after a WAR being declared against them.

With multiple cop shootings. Bricks flying. Bombs being thrown. Folks trying to set fire to the buildings they are in.

No chance a cop might over react in that situation...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 24, 2020 02:17 AM (NgKpN)

558 Portland festivities just declared a riot by police (wouldn't it be more efficient to post periods that are *not* riots??).

Police warning about use of gas and impact weapons.

Didn't Seattle take these tools out of their cops' hands? What would be done for a riot in Seattle - marshmallows or water baloons, perhaps sternly worded letters?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:23 AM (OTzUX)

559 It's a disaster.

* "cases" being positive tests of dubious reliability, NOT actual cases as would be defined prior to 2020 - symptomatic illness

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 01:02 AM (OTzUX)

This pisses me off to no end...hear all these positive tests in MI and I always ask aloud to myself..and how many are actually sick....crickets

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 24, 2020 02:24 AM (SxBH1)

560 Portland north precinct set afire, but it looks limited, not like the 3rd in Mpls, which was evacuated and gutted.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:24 AM (OTzUX)

561 There have been reports over the last couple of days that a number of Antifa cars are getting flat-out vandalized - tires slashed, gas tanks drilled, etc.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Well they don't believe in property, so you know, water off a duck's back.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2020 02:27 AM (LxTcq)

562 @552: "Unless they had a good reason to think that he was armed/going for a gun."

Jacob Blake was arrested in September 2015 for pulling a gun during a drunken argument at a bar. He was asked to leave, but drew the gun again outside the bar, and threatened people through the window. Cops eventually pulled him over later than evening, and he blew a .144. Resisted arrested, minor injury to an officer during arrest, illegally concealed weapon, etc.

Racine County Eye article: https://bit.ly/34tdQnC

He also had an open warrant dated July 7, 2020 for felony 3rd degree sexual assault, and two more misdemeanors for domestic abuse related trespass and disorderly conduct.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 02:28 AM (+WWsf)

563 Dude in MI, as I noted above, there's a general abandonment of actual sense, science, and public health doctrine in much of this, and it started at the top. And a jaw-dropping conceptual doubling down on the stupidity there at the top just now. "Eradication of C-19".

Maybe we can start fighting the oceans' rise after that?

No - wait, that was somebody else's ludicrous science-free nonsense.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:30 AM (OTzUX)

564 From the Racine County Eye article:

"Jacob Blake, 24, of Racine, was charged Monday (2015) in Racine County Circuit Court with one felony count of resisting arrest causing a soft tissue injury to a police officer and one misdemeanor count each of carrying a concealed weapon, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, endangering safety-use of a dangerous weapon, and disorderly conduct. If convicted, he will face up to 8-1/2 years in prison and/or up to $50,000 in fines."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 02:30 AM (+WWsf)

565
Here are the four largest largest states in the United States ranked by death per million residents:

1. New York 1694
2. Florida 481
3. Texas 401
4. California 307

Put plainly, New York is an unmitigated disaster compared to the rest of the world and the rest of the United States.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled


#CuomoMurderer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2020 02:34 AM (pNxlR)

566 Goodnight Horde, AOP, I am so sorry to hear about your old friend, prayers for the repose of his soul.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 24, 2020 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

567 Kenosha rioting looks very 2nd rate. Vandalism of storefronts, but low scores for style, enthusiasm. Kind of half-assed. Just lacks the feral barbarism I've felt from several of the other recent outbreaks of the blessings of liberty.

Be better, Kenosha scum.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:36 AM (OTzUX)

568 @567: "Be better, Kenosha scum."

In all fairness, it was rather short notice for a proper riot; just a few hours. Maybe they'll try harder tomorrow night?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 02:38 AM (+WWsf)

569 Does anyone awake watch Yellowstone? I want to yell about it but not if no one cares.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2020 02:40 AM (q2K0j)

570 568 @567: "Be better, Kenosha scum."

In all fairness, it was rather short notice for a proper riot; just a few hours. Maybe they'll try harder tomorrow night?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 02:38 AM (+WWsf)

Just watched the Black Mayor of Denver, NOT be amused by a bunch of White Anarchists trying to burn his city down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 24, 2020 02:42 AM (NgKpN)

571 Walter, if Kenosha met Mpls in the riot playoffs, it would be a blow-out, a snooze-fest.

I mean, in Mpls, within hours, they were assaulting an old woman in a wheel-chair (for justice, recall) at the Target.

Sets a high mark for competitors.

One thing, in the looting you typically see just feral barbarous behavior, sometimes violence against people. But it's mostly about the Nikes and the Samsungs.

In the "protests", you sometime see clearly mentally ill people, screaming at police, etc., just kookoobananas wildness. Crazy people.

Such a rich social tapestry the country has right now.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:44 AM (OTzUX)

572 Bandersnatch, I am still here, just put hubby to bed for the third time, I am hoping it 'takes' this time. I don't watch Yellowstone due to commie Kevin Costner, but yell if you want to!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 24, 2020 02:49 AM (a4EWo)

573 I don't watch Yellowstone due to commie Kevin Costner


Thank you but no. I don't care about artists' politics. I want to yell about the plot and that only matters if anyone here watched the finale.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2020 02:52 AM (q2K0j)

574 They use to lock crazy people up in a mental hospital. The Supreme Court said that was against their rights. So now they just let them run wild in the streets with US. So I guess we just have to live with the crazy, more reason to carry a gun.

Posted by: Case at August 24, 2020 02:52 AM (tWAkG)

575 553 Encourage anyone interested to check out that video.
We can't see what was happening
Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:13 AM (OTzUX)

So it's a Rohrschach test.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 02:54 AM (4hOTS)

576 575 553 Encourage anyone interested to check out that video.
We can't see what was happening
Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2020 02:13 AM (OTzUX)

So it's a Rohrschach test.
Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 02:54 AM (4hOTS)

Or "bias confirmation," I think is a better way to put that.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 02:56 AM (4hOTS)

577 @571: "But it's mostly about the Nikes and the Samsungs."

Let's not sell the Minneapolis looters short! They have higher standards! First night in Uptown, it was mostly about the Timberlands, and surprisingly, Sephora perfumes and cosmetics. Plus all of the fancy chef knives at the swanky Kitchen Window store! Second night was a free-for-all on the fully stocked Apple Store, and they weren't just stealing what they could carry, oh hell no! People were dumping trashcans full of unopened products into the car trunks and going back into the store for seconds!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 02:59 AM (+WWsf)

578 Just looked it up and Sweden only has 22 people left in the ICU for Corona. That's down from a peak of 550 back in April. Good news that shows 'herd immunity' in a country can be reached relatively quickly. Hopefully, most of the U.S. can be in a similar situation in a few more weeks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2020 03:05 AM (GtG/j)

579 If Biden wins in November, then I suspect there's gonna be a very large number of suburban white folks who naively expect these riots will burn themselves by Christmas, and they will be completely and utterly shocked by "unexpected" looting that happens in the next city that films a cop shooting a black man dead.

Things will not be going back to the old normal anytime soon.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 03:09 AM (+WWsf)

580 I feel sorry for Kelly anne. I had teen daughters too and they're brutal. But this one is very mouthy and unfortunately looks just like dad.

Posted by: keena at August 24, 2020 03:19 AM (RiTnx)

581 438 --"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable."
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 23, 2020 11:57 PM (oZuI0)

You're getting hang of this liberalism thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

And marriage

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2020 03:20 AM (qsUEl)

582 There's not a peep on either CNN or MSNBC's main website about the Kenosha shooting or riots yet. Sunday night isn't the best time for breaking news, but the lack of coverage makes me wonder if they both did a preliminary background check on the victim, and decided it wasn't a good story to inflame with their usual fervor.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 03:23 AM (+WWsf)

583
I feel sorry for Kelly anne. I had teen daughters too and they're
brutal. But this one is very mouthy and unfortunately looks just like
dad.

Posted by: keena at August 24, 2020 03:19 AM (RiTnx)

maybe so, but this is just weird. They are supposedly both conservative. To have a kid do that to your own mother is just weird imo. I respect her for her service, but it is time to end the drama. That they are still together is amazing to me. Marty Matalin and James Carville make a hell lot of more sense than this. Carville is way smarter than than that other guy.

Posted by: Quint at August 24, 2020 03:27 AM (VQsGS)

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this means i can *finally* shoot off the box of 16 gauge ammo i bought back in the late 80's...

as well as filling in a clank spot in the shotgun roster here.

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Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2020 03:29 AM (zJ7J0)

585 If Biden wins in November, then I suspect there's
gonna be a very large number of suburban white folks who naively expect
these riots will burn themselves by Christmas, and they will be
completely and utterly shocked by "unexpected" looting that happens in
the next city that films a cop shooting a black man dead.



Things will not be going back to the old normal anytime soon.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 03:09 AM (+WWsf)

not just white, anyone really. People should own their own land and have a piece of this nation that is there own. With riots as the norm, people should be looking to move out out cities and get some space for their own. But so many do not, and they have many reasons. There are always reasons.

Posted by: Quint at August 24, 2020 03:30 AM (VQsGS)

586 There's not a peep on either CNN or MSNBC's main website about the Kenosha shooting or riots yet. Sunday night isn't the best time for breaking news, but the lack of coverage makes me wonder if they both did a preliminary background check on the victim, and decided it wasn't a good story to inflame with their usual fervor.

Posted by: Walter Freeman




I've seen the video. The jackass walked away from a police officer who had drawn down on him and was trying to stop him from walking away. Jackass decides to go ahead and duck back into his car and reach for something, so the officer right behind him shot him twice in the back. Pretty fucked up situation but the cop undoubtedly had no idea what the shithead was reaching for.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2020 03:38 AM (1YlHz)

587 569
Does anyone awake watch Yellowstone? I want to yell about it but not if no one cares.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2020 02:40 AM (q2K0j)

I saw it.
Holy shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 24, 2020 03:40 AM (ufFY8)

588
@552: "Unless they had a good reason to think that he was armed/going for a gun."



Jacob Blake was arrested in September 2015 for pulling a gun during a
drunken argument at a bar. He was asked to leave, but drew the gun
again outside the bar, and threatened people through the window. Cops
eventually pulled him over later than evening, and he blew a .144.
Resisted arrested, minor injury to an officer during arrest, illegally
concealed weapon, etc.



Racine County Eye article: https://bit.ly/34tdQnC



He also had an open warrant dated July 7, 2020 for felony 3rd degree
sexual assault, and two more misdemeanors for domestic abuse related
trespass and disorderly conduct.



*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2020 02:28 AM (+WWsf)

we need to see more. That the guy was a criminal is no surprise really. But that is not a good reason for the cop to do what he did. Did the cop even know that at the time? And would it have mattered?
The thing is, if we burn down out cities every time a cop does something wrong, then do we even have a country? Are there not better ways to protest and get the wrongdoers convicted? There will always be wrongs committed, but if we question our nation every time it happens, do we even have a nation?

Posted by: Quint at August 24, 2020 03:41 AM (VQsGS)

589 Cars being set on fire at a dealership in Kenosha.

Given the governor's statement, if I owned a business in Madison or Milwaukee, I'd move as much of my stock as I could out of the store tomorrow morning, board the store up, and stay closed pending further developments.

Sounds like things will get sporty.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 03:45 AM (I2/tG)

590 Sounds like things will get sporty.

Having the governor openly encouraging the rioting is a novel approach to public governance.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2020 03:46 AM (I2/tG)

591 The really loud race-baiters of the past--Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton--are quieter these days.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 03:49 AM (4hOTS)

592 591
The really loud race-baiters of the past--Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton--are quieter these days.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2020 03:49 AM (4hOTS)

It is tough to shake down businesses when they are being burnt to the ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 24, 2020 03:52 AM (ufFY8)

593 I took my CCL class yesterday. Today I get to pay $150.00 to the state for the ID card that allows me to defend myself in public.
Did anyone ever say that freedom is free?

Posted by: This can't be right at August 24, 2020 03:54 AM (uxUoN)

594 May God Bless president Trump every day.
Posted by: dartist

AMEN !

Posted by: JT at August 24, 2020 03:56 AM (arJlL)

595 I took my CCL class yesterday. Today I get to pay
$150.00 to the state for the ID card that allows me to defend myself in
public.
Did anyone ever say that freedom is free?



Posted by: This can't be right at August 24, 2020 03:54 AM (uxUoN)

that seems a bit high. In my state they tried like hell to make the licenses permanent, but the political opposition put an end to that. Why make them permanent when you can charge a fee again and again?

Posted by: Quint at August 24, 2020 03:57 AM (VQsGS)

596 Thank you but no. I don't care about artists'
politics. I want to yell about the plot and that only matters if anyone
here watched the finale.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2020 02:52 AM (q2K0j)

---i haven't turned on the Videot for anything but transient news in over a decade...

and yeah, i care about their views. if they hate me, i deny them my, arguably minuscule, funding, on principle.

they hate me, i return the favor.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2020 04:00 AM (zJ7J0)

597 @585.
Quint, I agree with you. And I understand when people cite their family or job for staying in harms way. I don't think it's going to get better anytime soon. And folks need to start looking into an exit plan anyway. Large cities are just not fit to live in. If people cannot see that now I don't think there is any hope for them later.

Posted by: Case at August 24, 2020 04:01 AM (tWAkG)

598 So, how long until it's revealed that the guy actually was reaching for a gun in there?

Posted by: Dan K. at August 24, 2020 04:04 AM (jFfSK)

599 seriously.... WTF? and not just the piss poor writing of the story.

from May in Racine.

https://racinecountyeye.com/homicide-defendant-
used-pellet-gun-in-shooting-da-says/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2020 04:05 AM (zJ7J0)

600 I think the race baiter of old have been shown how it's done.

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 04:17 AM (OjZpE)

601 Thanks Gov Evers. Way to wait 'til the facts come out. Kenosha, WI? Good grief.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 24, 2020 04:21 AM (+50cl)

602 Ole Jesse Jackson had a good thing going with his Rainbow Coalition, or whatever it was, shaking down businesses, getting them to write a big check to his Coalition. Until Toyota (I think it was) to him to go pound sand.

Posted by: Case at August 24, 2020 04:23 AM (tWAkG)

603 Oh no doubt the race baiter made out very well, but never brought the country literally to their knees.

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 04:29 AM (OjZpE)

604 #CuomoMurderer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2020 02:34 AM (pNxlR)


Governor Granny Killer.

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 04:39 AM (Y8PSl)

605 Does anyone awake watch Yellowstone? I want to yell about it but not if no one cares.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2020 02:40 AM (q2K0j)


Never watched the show. But after Costner's ludicrous anti-Trump rant, I'm more inclined to never watch it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 04:41 AM (Y8PSl)

606 Yeah, I'm not going to vote for so and so because Kevin Costner doesnt like him/her?

Why do these "stars" think we care about their views?

I've been so done with them all for a long time.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 24, 2020 04:48 AM (+50cl)

607 Time to head out.

Later, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 24, 2020 04:51 AM (+50cl)

608 Did pretty good as a short order cook today

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 04:53 AM (OjZpE)

609 Name field test

Posted by: Charles Darwin - The median COVID death age is greater than the current male lifespan [/s at August 24, 2020 04:56 AM (ENelr)

610 I took my CCL class yesterday. Today I get to pay $150.00 to the state for the ID card that allows me to defend myself in public.

-

This is in place to prevent criminals who are unwilling to pay for this licensing from carrying cheap or stolen firearms, citizen.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - The median COVID death age is greater than the current male lifespan [ at August 24, 2020 04:59 AM (ENelr)

611 Some talk show host was raving about Yellowstone so watched a few minutes but that was it.

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 05:02 AM (OjZpE)

612 The thing is, if we burn down out cities every time a cop does something wrong, then do we even have a country?

If BLM can riot whenever some thug gets offed by a cop, can law-abiding Americans riot against FBI and Deep State abuses?

Seems to me there's a precedent to investigate there.

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 24, 2020 05:04 AM (iKMuO)

613 Early morning gas pains suck. I want sleep.

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 24, 2020 05:05 AM (iKMuO)

614 The part that puzzles me is that the black community - and very much white leftists - fully embrace and encourage the notion that criminals are the highest and most noble form of black men.

That is so f*cked up.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - The median COVID death age is greater than the current male lifespan at August 24, 2020 05:07 AM (ENelr)

615 I suspect the Jacob Blake shooting will end up exactly like the Saint Floyd one.

Narrative: "He was just trying to feed his family using one fake twenty dollar bill."

Reality: Drug addled unpredictable loser resisting arrest from the get-go and the cops being outrageously patient with him the entire time right up to the point where all the drugs in his system caught up with him.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - The median COVID death age is greater than the current male lifespan at August 24, 2020 05:15 AM (ENelr)

616 When I was at the dealer to get tires looked at a Newsweek magazine and they had a article something like 50 Black people to remember, but maybe 10 I knew as being criminals not upstanding citizens murdered by police. And to get 50 they had to go back at least 12 years.

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 05:17 AM (OjZpE)

617 Off to get the bacon and pancakes going for the big breakfast before the first day of school before they shut down again and give the essential teachers more months-long paid vacations. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - The median COVID death age is greater than the current male lifespan at August 24, 2020 05:22 AM (ENelr)

618 americanthinker.com/the blm crowd is setting up protests over two more fatal police shootings
The next race hustling

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 05:23 AM (OjZpE)

619 Got to head out
I like that Biden/ Harris poster

Have a great day

Posted by: Skip, at August 24, 2020 05:26 AM (OjZpE)

620 Boker tov dear morons.

If it rains, it will take some of the smoke out of the air.

But if it rains lighning will cause more fires.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2020 05:32 AM (EZebt)

621 Got two TS/hurricanes in the Gulf right now. Y'all in California want one? We can spare it.

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 24, 2020 05:34 AM (iKMuO)

622 HINT: It's gonna suck worse than usual in Louisiana this week.

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 24, 2020 05:35 AM (iKMuO)

623 Hurricanes causing the price of gas to go up.

Posted by: Case at August 24, 2020 05:36 AM (tWAkG)

624 After what happened in '07-'08, I'm convinced they just use a Magic 8-Ball to come up with excuses for price hikes.

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 24, 2020 05:38 AM (iKMuO)

625
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2020 05:51 AM (dISS2)

626 Good morning.

Shoe on Head has been read the riot act.

https://youtu.be/lOvOhIAj2FY

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2020 05:53 AM (LxTcq)

627 A long stream by Don the Pleb and Sargon

https://youtu.be/pt9sJht7P80

This is the second time I have heard the reverse of Breitbart: Culture is downstream from politics.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2020 06:07 AM (LxTcq)

628 537Does the fucking governor of Wisconsin want riots, looting and death? That statement pours gas on a fire. What is with this asshole
Mark1971



Well. Yes!

Posted by: Floridachick at August 24, 2020 06:08 AM (jRVvz)

629 Interesting news morning.
First, I am glad Kellyanne Conway is leaving the WH. With a husband like hers, she ought not be anywhere near Trump.
Secondly, WI just went solidly red. In the astoundingly bad crop of Guvs we have in the states right now, Evers is right up there.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:12 AM (L3Rsz)

630 While we do not have all of the details yet, what we know for certain is that he is not the first Black man or person to have been shot or injured or mercilessly killed at the hands of individuals in law enforcement in our state or our country.

Was he just gunned down in the street? Or was he committing a crime? Or.....

I dunno, we don't have all the information....

...Da Gov...

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

631 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:13 AM (hyuyC)

632 Secondly, WI just went solidly red. In the astoundingly bad crop of Guvs we have in the states right now, Evers is right up there.
Posted by: lizabth

Yeah, but by the pound, Ill has got him beat

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)

633 Well this should help with ammo availability online, I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 06:15 AM (9WcJw)

634 Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:13 AM (hyuyC)


You're being far too kind.

Let's smile and be happy as we drive a stake into the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

And don't take out the damn stake when we bury 'em, either.

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 06:17 AM (Y8PSl)

635
g'mornin', Salty

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2020 06:17 AM (dISS2)

636 Just reading that of the 8000 Illinois Krud deaths, 53% were those in nursing homes, which for the most part are still locked down.

Did the residents escape and got to a bar at night? To church? To see their family?

Oh yeah...everyone wear a mask

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

637 And don't take out the damn stake when we bury 'em, either.
Posted by: RickZ

Someones got to go back and get a whole shitload of stakes...

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

638 RickZ

We need those social reparations from the deluded Leftists. Can't get all that extra topsoil out of the Mississippi River without a lot of Leftist coolie labor.

And there is a shitload of cleaning in urban areas to do. Plus irrigation ditches. And canals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

639 The Racine fellow was a thug with a long history of criminal behavior. In one previous situation(2015), he was drunk and brandished his weapon in a bar. When the police found and captured him(after a struggle..had to use a canine unit to make him comply), he was wearing an empty holster. He had hid the gun/ammo behind the front passenger seat of his car. So it's no wonder they didn't want him rooting around in his car.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:21 AM (L3Rsz)

640 AltonJackson

May your morning be ... spectacular.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

641 Who is in charge of America? A criminal class, or peaceable citizens?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

642 Yeah, but by the pound, Ill has got him beat

Posted by: Bruce
Ha, that's for sure.

But even Pritz is not the weepy, frizzled little Leftist man Evers is.
For the first time, I am proud of my guv...LOL.
(not really, but it could be worse)

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:23 AM (L3Rsz)

643 I dunno salty d, but we're gonna find out. Don't get your hopes up.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 06:25 AM (9WcJw)

644 For the first time, I am proud of my guv...LOL.
(not really, but it could be worse)
Posted by: lizabth

Heh. Could be worse...
Is that like "bless your heart"?

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

645 I'm beginning to believe that the Kenosha crackhead may have acted stupidly.
I could be wrong

Posted by: sotero o'barry at August 24, 2020 06:29 AM (uxUoN)

646 We had drinks last night with our libby friends. My wife and her taught at the same grade school. The topic of the online learning that their school came up and how 2 of their, still teaching, friends are handling it after a week.

Evidently, not too well. Various reasons like computer problems, parents hovering, etc. cause these teachers, who have been teaching fro over 20 years, to cry every night.

Hmmmm, welcome to the real world.


Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

647 Heh. Could be worse...

Is that like "bless your heart"?

Posted by: Bruce
Lol...you know, I think I mean it, though.

I'd rather Prtiz than Evers or Whitmer (nothing worse than an hysteric ruling over you) or the reprehensible Wolf of PA.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:33 AM (L3Rsz)

648 I'd rather Prtiz than Evers or Whitmer (nothing worse than an hysteric ruling over you) or the reprehensible Wolf of PA.
Posted by: lizabth

Have you heard anything about Lord Humongous wanting to lock us down again?

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

649 Someones got to go back and get a whole shitload of stakes...

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)


Thus a new industry is born, creating thousands of jobs. And then there's the boutique stake market. More jobs!

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 06:34 AM (Y8PSl)

650 Thus a new industry is born, creating thousands of jobs. And then there's the boutique stake market. More jobs!
Posted by: RickZ

Ha! Stakes on Etsy

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

651 I have not, but I haven't been following it too closely. I think he'd like to lock down some of the rural southern counties that gave him some back-chat early on in the lock-down, just for spite.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:36 AM (L3Rsz)

652 Bruce

Avoid the fiberglass stakes from China. They do nothing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:36 AM (hyuyC)

653 Avoid the fiberglass stakes from China. They do nothing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

But you can get a dozen delivered next day

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

654 In our region, I think we're doing okay. I am glad Pritz broke the regions up into smaller areas.

All I know is I can work again, and we are having in-person church, with songs. The horror, the horror!

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:37 AM (L3Rsz)

655 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 24, 2020 06:41 AM (51nFE)

656 Have you heard anything about Lord Humongous wanting to lock us down again?

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

https://illinoisreview.typepad.com/

This site is usually pretty good about covering that. I havent read anything about another lock down lately.

Be on the lookout for meetings with the power behind the throne. When madigan's graft starts drying up is when the grip loosened.

Posted by: Somewhere south of I-80 at August 24, 2020 06:41 AM (uxUoN)

657 Welp.

Time to go and get work preps.

First full week of school. 3rd day starts soon. Getting into the routine.

Have a blessed day, everyone. May no YOLO Darwin Award candidate get close to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2020 06:41 AM (hyuyC)

658 The teachers are uncomfortable with the parents' influence over "their" children.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 24, 2020 06:42 AM (KxZpr)

659 Mornin', folk,

The hurricane has, well, not exactly fizzled, but it's weakened and has changed track so that we will only get brushed. It is supposed to veer westward and churn along the coast toward Texas. Not good news for those people, especially since the follow-up storm is going to hit the same area and is strengthening.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 06:43 AM (rpbg1)

660 Be on the lookout for meetings with the power behind the throne. When madigan's graft starts drying up is when the grip loosened.
Posted by: Somewhere south of I-80

Thanks! It's hard to believe some of the rumors, but then I didn't believe some of the crap that's happened as it happened..

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:43 AM (vd8XM)

661 Not good news for those people, especially since the follow-up storm is going to hit the same area and is strengthening.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I don't want anything bad to happen to those areas, but if the storm could weaken yet still push some rain up this way, that would be nice

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

662
I missed the Gun Thread last night. This weekend I went out to a sporting goods place and priced some pocket pistols, including the Taurus Spectrum someone here mentioned that he keeps in his glove box. The Spectrum felt heavier than I expected it to, and with the magazine extension, the grip was also better than I expected. I'm sold -- but it's .380, and that ammo is hard to find!

As soon as the damned storms are done, I'll visit one of the shooting ranges in the area and check out a few weapons. In the meantime, I'll pick up a key alarm for Linda, and some pepper gel for both of us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 06:45 AM (rpbg1)

663 Here we go again.

Kenosha, WI Police shot what appears to be an unarmed black man.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 06:45 AM (JUOKG)

664 Oh, I see that nice young man what got shot by the po-leece also has a sexual assault charge in his history, along with domestic violence.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:46 AM (L3Rsz)

665 Oh, I see that nice young man what got shot by the po-leece also has a sexual assault charge in his history, along with domestic violence.
Posted by: lizabth

Turning his life around

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

666 I like the idea of Portland (and other cities) putting up those electronic signs as you enter the city telling you what state the city is in...just so you will know, Garmin doesn't tell you anything about the route it sends you in on to get to an area of a city. Garmin will send you the quickest route usually and that can be right where you shouldn't be.

Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2020 06:46 AM (TOwRr)

667 Not good news for those people, especially since the follow-up storm is going to hit the same area and is strengthening.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I don't want anything bad to happen to those areas, but if the storm could weaken yet still push some rain up this way, that would be nice
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020


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*

Laura -- the one that formed and was named first, but will reach us second -- is supposed to travel north and east after crossing the coast, and peter out somewhere in the Ohio Valley. Will that help?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 06:47 AM (rpbg1)

668 Turning his life around
Posted by: Bruce

Right on the cusp.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:47 AM (L3Rsz)

669 if the storm could weaken yet still push some rain up this way, that would be nice
Posted by: Bruce

Seconded. I have to decide to haul hose or haul buckets today. I like to mix it up a bit.

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:48 AM (L3Rsz)

670 Speaking of hauling, I'd better get to work. Have a fine day, all!

Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2020 06:49 AM (L3Rsz)

671 Laura -- the one that formed and was named first, but will reach us second -- is supposed to travel north and east after crossing the coast, and peter out somewhere in the Ohio Valley. Will that help?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It might could. We're back into July weather with 90 degree temps and a promise of rain when you read the forecast in the morning. Then disappears by 2 PM

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:50 AM (vd8XM)

672 So driving into Houston yesterday the road sign are flashing COVID 19 Alert RED.

So our idiot ruler judge on high 29 YO decided we need an Alert system. So she instituted the system with RED the highest and set it to RED.

What if things get worse? A second round comes back do we get to Double RED. Extra RED. Dark RED.

Fucking idiots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

673 oh yeah

Fuck Hildago!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

674 So driving into Houston yesterday the road sign are flashing COVID 19 Alert RED.

So our idiot ruler judge on high 29 YO decided we need an Alert system. So she instituted the system with RED the highest and set it to RED.

What if things get worse? A second round comes back do we get to Double RED. Extra RED. Dark RED.

Fucking idiots!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020


*
*

Warning Level Maroon! (Cue Bugs Bunny: "What a maroon --!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 06:54 AM (rpbg1)

675 666 I like the idea of Portland (and other cities) putting up those electronic signs as you enter the city telling you what state the city is in...just so you will know, Garmin doesn't tell you anything about the route it sends you in on to get to an area of a city. Garmin will send you the quickest route usually and that can be right where you shouldn't be.
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2020 06:46 AM (TOwRr)

Portland levels:

Fucked
Completely Fucked
Very Fucked
Totally Fucked

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

676 Every classroom, hell even the hallways and lunchroom, the principle's office, should have cameras. Any parent should be able to tune in and watch what live online the instruction their children are receiving.

We're paying for this shit.

As long as they aren't doing anything wrong, they don't have anything to hide, right? Body cams for students.

It's for the Children.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 06:56 AM (9WcJw)

677 What if things get worse? A second round comes back do we get to Double RED. Extra RED. Dark RED.

Fucking idiots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)


Plaid!

One should never go full plaid.

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 06:56 AM (Y8PSl)

678 Warning Level Maroon! (Cue Bugs Bunny: "What a maroon --!")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 06:54 AM (rpbg1)

My warning level is Scarlet, as I dont give a damn!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

679 One should never go full plaid.
Posted by: RickZ

LOL I'm picturing Rick Moranis' face when they hit "ludicrous speed"

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

680 Double-PlusRed

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2020 06:58 AM (oVJmc)

681 What if things get worse? A second round comes back do we get to Double RED. Extra RED. Dark RED.


Didn't Ron White have a bit that instead of the terrorist alert colors, the worst one was..Put the helmet on

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

682 Jeff Flake joins over two-dozen former GOP members of Congress to launch Republicans for Biden

If a Flake falls on his fuckface does it make it sound?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

683 If a Flake falls on his fuckface does it make it sound?

Posted by: rhennigantx

Makes a sound like a wet fart

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

684 Didn't Ron White have a bit that instead of the terrorist alert colors, the worst one was..Put the helmet on
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

Get a helmet


Put it on

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

685 680 Double-PlusRed
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2020 06:58 AM (oVJmc)

IngSoc English does solve many issues.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

686 Get a helmet
Put it on
Posted by: rhennigantx

For the Krud, it would be to put on a second mask

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

687 Morning all

I see that cunt flake has surfaced and took a left wing shit. I hate that cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020 07:02 AM (tsZQ+)

688 Thank you Lord for another day.

Time to earn my keep.

G'day, mates.

Posted by: jsg at August 24, 2020 07:02 AM (xSRCx)

689 Every classroom, hell even the hallways and
lunchroom, the principle's office, should have cameras. Any parent
should be able to tune in and watch what live online the instruction
their children are receiving.



We're paying for this shit.



As long as they aren't doing anything wrong, they don't have anything to hide, right? Body cams for students.



It's for the Children.


Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 06:56 AM

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I recall some time back a woman put a hidden camera on her kid and sent him to school because he was being bullied and she wanted proof to show the administration. From what I recall she was facing some sort of illegal recording charges for doing that.

They really don't want you seeing what is going on in your kids school.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:07 AM (JUOKG)

690
I see that cunt flake has surfaced and took a left wing shit. I hate that cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020 07:02 AM (tsZQ+)

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Sure. But will you vote for him when he runs against Camelah in 2024?

Posted by: Undocumented at August 24, 2020 07:09 AM (pPnD+)

691 Sure. But will you vote for him when he runs against Camelah in 2024?
Posted by: Undocumented at August 24, 2020 07:09 AM (pPnD+)

Hopefully if it comes to that in America, I will be dead or in jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020 07:10 AM (tsZQ+)

692 Jeff Flake joins over two-dozen former GOP members of Congress to launch Republicans for Biden



If a Flake falls on his fuckface does it make it sound?





Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 06:59 AM

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Says the ex-senator who quit instead of facing a reelection that he was going to lose..........

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:10 AM (JUOKG)

693 Sure. But will you vote for him when he runs against Camelah in 2024?

Posted by: Undocumented at August 24, 2020 07:09 AM (pPnD+)


The Turd Ticket gets even less votes than the Libertarian Ticket.

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 07:11 AM (Y8PSl)

694 Says the ex-senator who quit instead of facing a reelection that he was going to lose..........
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:10 AM (JUOKG)

Cabin boy fetch my brown pants!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

695 Says the ex-senator who quit instead of facing a reelection that he was going to lose..........
Posted by: Mr. Scott

When the going gets tough, the tough hide in their basement and run for presdent

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

696 Here we go again.

Kenosha, WI Police shot what appears to be an unarmed black man.





Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 06:45 AM

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And the Governor released a statement that is sure to fan the flames of the rioters.


What a dumb fvck.


"While we do not have all of the details yet, what we know for certain is that he is not the first Black man or person to have been shot or injured or mercilessly killed at the hands of individuals in law enforcement in our state or our country."

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:13 AM (JUOKG)

697 The funny thing is the msm and left think flake and the other cunts have any following in The Republican Party LOL

You could hold their convention in a phone booth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020 07:14 AM (tsZQ+)

698 March 8 Cuomo told reporters, There is more fear, more anxiety, than the facts would justify. This is not the Ebola virus, this is not the SARS virus, this is a virus that we have a lot of information on.

Since then he has killed somewhere around 50k residents in assisted living.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

699 Good morning hordelings.


I am under curfew here, a black man was shot by a white policeman last night and they are setting trucks on fire and trying to storm the municipal building. Angry crowds. Armed burglaries. I'm a little frightened.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:14 AM (4EyHE)

700
"While we do not have all of the details yet, what we know for certain is that he is not the first Black man or person to have been shot or injured or mercilessly killed at the hands of individuals in law enforcement in our state or our country.

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This is why I have been a long-time proponent of mercy killings!

Posted by: Undocumented at August 24, 2020 07:16 AM (pPnD+)

701
I recall some time back a woman put a hidden camera on her kid and sent him to school because he was being bullied and she wanted proof to show the administration. From what I recall she was facing some sort of illegal recording charges for doing that.

They really don't want you seeing what is going on in your kids school.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:07 AM (JUOKG)


Well that I can understand depending on the state. There are laws about recording other people and whether only one person needs to know or all people need to know and it varies state to state. That's why a lot of customer service lines say "your call may be monitored."

Posted by: Buzzion at August 24, 2020 07:16 AM (UNuaH)

702 Well that I can understand depending on the state. There are laws about recording other people and whether only one person needs to know or all people need to know and it varies state to state. That's why a lot of customer service lines say "your call may be monitored."

Posted by: Buzzion at August 24, 2020 07:16 AM (UNuaH)


They are teaching young children. Teachers should have no expectation of privacy. We can film cops doing their jobs, no?

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 07:18 AM (Y8PSl)

703 There's no way Flake doesn't enjoy the taste of cock. Too many pictures of him in manly man poses.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 24, 2020 07:18 AM (y7DUB)

704 Plasma treatments for Covid? Wouldn't it be simpler and more efficient to lift the bans on HCQ?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 24, 2020 07:19 AM (H8QX8)

705 Plasma treatments for Covid? Wouldn't it be simpler and more efficient to lift the bans on HCQ?
Posted by: Ordinary American

Oh sure, do it the easy way.

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 07:19 AM (vd8XM)

706 Oct. 7, 2015 at 5:00 a.m. CDT

Elaine Kamarck, a former Clinton administration official, joined conservatives in arguing in her Brookings report that a money-losing post office cannot survive as a government entity in the Internet age, which has sapped its First Class mail business.

Karmack says the best path forward for the Postal Service requires breaking it in two. One arm would continue to deliver the mail five days a week. The other would stake out new business with no encumbrances.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

707 And the Governor released a statement that is sure to fan the flames of the rioters.


What a dumb fvck.


"While we do not have all of the details yet, what we know for certain is that he is not the first Black man or person to have been shot or injured or mercilessly killed at the hands of individuals in law enforcement in our state or our country."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:13 A

And of course another case of a guy NOT listening to Police instructions and reaching into a car where he might have had a weapon....Should the Police have shot him multiple times? Who knows, I was not there nor do I oer the Gov know what lead up to the confrontation....But I sure as hell see him wilfully ignoring Police instructions and reaching into his car.

Most times, while it may not be the best policing, people put themselves in this position, and may bot get what they deserve, but it is not a surprise.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020 07:20 AM (tsZQ+)

708 I am scared. Gotta run.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:20 AM (4EyHE)

709 Bzzzt. Schools are Public, and they are Compulsory and are Paid For by the taxpayer.

There is no "right to privacy" or any of that nonsense. That's all bullshit. They really don't want parents to know what's going on. At least, not until the majority of them are so stupid they won't care, or actually approve. That's how it works.
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Grammie, do you live in Kenosha?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 07:21 AM (9WcJw)

710 704 Plasma treatments for Covid? Wouldn't it be simpler and more efficient to lift the bans on HCQ?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 24, 2020 07:19 AM (H8QX

You just want to kill people with fish tank cleaner!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)

711 Should the Police have shot him multiple times? Who knows, I was not there



The alerts I got in the night directed me to the video. I can't understand why the police shot him. I hope they don't burn down my house.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (4EyHE)

712 Grammie, do you live in Kenosha?
Posted by: Common Tater

Yes, she just moved there

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (vd8XM)

713 They are teaching young children. Teachers should have no expectation of privacy. We can film cops doing their jobs, no?

We don't want the pedos recording children.

I believe that arguments involve bullying. If kids know they are being recorded, and bloopers will likely be decontextualized and put on the world wide web for everyone's mutual mockery, it would be rather stifling for the already bashful students.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (C+evo)

714 Grammie, do you live in Kenosha?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 07:21 AM (9WcJw)



Yes. I am in lockdown.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (4EyHE)

715 I'm a little frightened.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:14 AM (4EyHE)

You and Rev should have at least two "semi auto" weapons within reach at all times. Why else did you sell your cloaks?

Posted by: Even a .22LR is better than nothing at August 24, 2020 07:23 AM (uxUoN)

716 Good morning hordelings.


I am under curfew here, a black man was shot by a white policeman last night and they are setting trucks on fire and trying to storm the municipal building. Angry crowds. Armed burglaries. I'm a little frightened.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020


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That's right -- you just moved to Kenosha! Are you close to all the ruckus?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (rpbg1)

717 You and Rev should have at least two "semi auto" weapons within reach at all times. Why else did you sell your cloaks?


Posted by: Even a .22LR is better than nothing at August 24, 2020 07:23 AM (uxUoN)



We are covered that way. Still scared. They're burning things.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (4EyHE)

718 The alerts I got in the night directed me to the video. I can't understand why the police shot him. I hope they don't burn down my house.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (4EyHE)

Because he was not following innstructions. Ignoring the Police and reached into his car where he might have had a weapon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (tsZQ+)

719 Should the Police have shot him multiple times? Who knows, I was not there


If you are justified to put in one round, you are justified to empty the magazine.

If you can't justify emptying the magazine, then you probably can't justify the initial shot.


(yeah, yeah I know that there are edge-cases)

Posted by: 🐧 at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (C+evo)

720 That's right -- you just moved to Kenosha! Are you close to all the ruckus?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (rpbg1)


Maybe half a mile, or 3/4ths.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (4EyHE)

721 We don't want the pedos recording children.

Posted by: (Symbol) at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (C+evo)


We don't want the pedos teaching children, either, yet here we are.

Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (Y8PSl)

722 "We as a student body are not looking for 'dialogue' on how to cope with institutional racism,"

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"...because we can't dialogue at all about it. Therefore, we want no challenges to our way of thinking."

There, fixed it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 24, 2020 07:25 AM (O+I8R)

723 Incredibly the corona panic just seems to get worse. The Karens and Kens in my neighborhoods have taken to proudly posting what local busies are KILLING US! by not requiring masks and reporting costumers in stores with the temerity to take their mask off or get to close to people. Also they are applauding and thanking stories with strict requirement and saying "Thanks for keeping us safe!' (just like your Mommy did when you were a toddler)


They buy every bit of MSM BS on this hoax. I really don't know how these people function in this world and think life can and should be risk free (I imagine few of them have ever left the country except on a guided tour or cruise ship) . Scary thow many of them are. And they vote.

Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2020 07:25 AM (MxEKc)

724 We are covered that way. Still scared. They're burning things.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:24 AM (4EyHE)

Rooftop Reverends!

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 24, 2020 07:26 AM (/6GbT)

725 The next time you're on the phone, and someone tells you robotically, even though they are alive, that they are recording the phone call, tell them you are recording too in a conversational, matter of fact tone. "Oh yes, I record every phone call for record keeping purposes too!"

Let me know what happens next.

Hint: They will terminate that phone call so quickly it will make your head spin.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 07:26 AM (9WcJw)

726 Oh, grammie, what a terrible thing. The horrific part is that we're all just one incident away from this malignancy coming to our own neighborhoods and homes. I'll pray for your safety and that of the Rev. Stay safe!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 24, 2020 07:27 AM (O+I8R)

727 Well that I can understand depending on the
state. There are laws about recording other people and whether only one
person needs to know or all people need to know and it varies state to
state. That's why a lot of customer service lines say "your call may be
monitored."



Posted by: Buzzion at August 24, 2020 07:16 AM (UNuaH)



They are teaching young children. Teachers should have no expectation of privacy. We can film cops doing their jobs, no?


Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2020 07:18 AM

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Yep, there should be cameras covering every square inch of schools except the bathrooms. It's not like the technology isn't there and cheap too.


We did our VFW building for less than $800 with wireless cameras everywhere. No wires, no messy drilling, just plug them in and you're done. Gives us a discount on our insurance too.


For whatever reason they really don't want parents to see what goes on at school.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

728 593 I took my CCL class yesterday. Today I get to pay $150.00 to the state for the ID card that allows me to defend myself in public.
Did anyone ever say that freedom is free?

Posted by: This can't be right at August 24, 2020 03:54 AM (uxUoN)
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I'm going in this morning with my CPL application.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 24, 2020 07:28 AM (Dc2NZ)

729 Barak Obama started the racial healing of this nation and Donald Rump ripped the bandaid off. Kudos CNN!

Posted by: Erick Errorickson at August 24, 2020 07:30 AM (bqI0N)

730 The alerts I got in the night directed me to the video. I can't understand why the police shot him. I hope they don't burn down my house.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:22 AM (4EyHE)

Because he was not following innstructions. Ignoring the Police and reached into his car where he might have had a weapon.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2020


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The witness video showed him loping around his car, with the cops training their weapons on him. Clearly he was ignoring whatever they were saying. He leans into his car, and they shoot . . . and something small and black falls to the ground outside the car. His gun, no doubt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 07:30 AM (rpbg1)

731 I'll pray for your safety and that of the Rev. Stay safe!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 24, 2020 07:27 AM (O+I8R)



Thank you, Lady in Black. My first reaction was, OH NO. Not again. Not here.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 24, 2020 07:30 AM (4EyHE)

732 Kudos to Kellyanne Conway for making getting her family matters in order the highest priority. Ironically by removing a potential public relations nightmare from the DJT campaign by getting her fat turd excuse for a husband off Twitter and addressing a troubled daughter, I think she's placing the country first too.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 24, 2020 07:30 AM (y7DUB)

733 I did have to dumpster dive and go to a Walmart in my area on Saturday. It's one of the skuzzier ones, but that's where I wound up. Masks are "required" to get in. But walking around in that very crowded store, I noticed a lot of people that basically said, "the hell with this" and had them around their necks, or not on their persons at all. People are getting sick of them. I took mine off as well, as did Mr. Black.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 24, 2020 07:30 AM (O+I8R)

734 Nooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 24, 2020 07:31 AM (U/1gp)

735 double Js here

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 24, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

736 And of course another case of a guy NOT listening to Police instructions and reaching into a car where he might have had a weapon....Should the Police have shot him multiple times? Who knows, I was not there nor do I oer the Gov know what lead up to the confrontation....But I sure as hell see him wilfully ignoring Police instructions and reaching into his car.
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Yep, these "terrified, hunted" black men who are so fearful of cops sure do seem to feel that they're entitled to ignore (or even fight) the cops when the cops are ordering them to do something. Curious, that.

George Floyd would likely still be dead regardless of whether or not he had cooperated with cops on his last day, because it was the massive amount of drugs in his system that killed him. But Mike Brown of Ferguson and Freddy Gray of Baltimore and Eric Garner of NY, among others, would still be alive and well if they had just done as the cops instructed them to do and fought their arrests in court, rather than on the streets.

The DM article says the WI guy is currently in stable condition in the hospital, so it sounds like no vital organs were hit. At least there's that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2020 07:32 AM (k4dH2)

737 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 24, 2020 07:33 AM (vMGcs)

738 >>If you are justified to put in one round, you are justified to empty the magazine.




So wrong...
You shoot to stop the threat, not necessarily to kill. If, say, two
shots stops the threat, any more can and probably will be considered
murder by a prosecutor. There is plenty of case law on that.

Posted by: fly at August 24, 2020 07:33 AM (2M/TV)

739 Scary thow many of them are. And they vote.
Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2020 07:25 AM (MxEKc)

American life is taking on elements of a physical and existential horror story. Pod people pointing and shrieking at you, feral zombies terrorizing cities, students attacking free speech. Conceived, written and produced by the Left.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 24, 2020 07:34 AM (H8QX8)

740 I thought everybody got a permit in 1792?

Seriously though, at this point I don't GAF. The notion of "permits" has become moot. You better carry, the "law" be damned. We're over the rainbow now, looks like.

Why normal peaceable people are so worried about crossing all the "T"s and dotting the "i"'s is getting Kafkaesque. F that.

It will take months in some places, and anti-gun folks are slow rolling applications.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2020 07:34 AM (9WcJw)

741 The witness video showed him loping around his car, with the cops training their weapons on him. Clearly he was ignoring whatever they were saying. He leans into his car, and they shoot . . . and something small and black falls to the ground outside the car. His gun, no doubt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020


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Correction: On watching the vid again, I see the small black object was already on the ground before he even rounded the car's hood. So whatever that was, it wasn't a gun.

He still might have been reaching for one inside the car. Couldn't be arsed to follow instructions, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2020 07:34 AM (rpbg1)

742 I'm going in this morning with my CPL application.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 24, 2020 07:28 AM (Dc2NZ)

What took you so long?
I know, I know...shheeesh...same to me.

Posted by: An armed society is a polite society. Unless it's 1936 in Madrid. at August 24, 2020 07:34 AM (uxUoN)

743 For whatever reason they really don't want parents to see what goes on at school.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2020 07:27 AM (JUOKG)


My wife headed up the local PTA and it was an eye opener even for a lib. It became obvious the school system wanted to only give lip service to parental input and actively resented efforts to do more than just fundraise and shill for tax increases.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 24, 2020 07:35 AM (y7DUB)

744 It's not like we didn't know there would be an "instance" during the RNC.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 24, 2020 07:38 AM (nFRLh)

745 You and Rev should have at least two "semi auto" weapons within reach at all times. Why else did you sell your cloaks?

I was thinking on my morning walk about how much God loves us Episode #48272.

As a fan of Christian apologetics, the idea that God is our source of morality is often mocked by the scoffers in that they believe that morality comes naturally, that it is self-evident, thus the transcendent origins of morality is allegedly debunked.

So here we are today with the Postmoderns claiming to change the world to be a better place - by systematically tearing down all Western traditions and customs.

They have the benefit of hindsight and thousands of years of written human history to weigh what works and what doesn't work - so they have no excuse not to make the perfect moral code.

We are seeing the fruits of this new "wisdom".

Not only in the big things like burning, looting, murder, the economy and soul destroying things like "Equity" but also in the tiny things.

I was listening to Ravi Z over the weekend and he was relating a story about choices and that our humanity requires them. He told of dining in a Russian restaurant some time after the Cold War and the waitress knew enough English to ask "Do you want dessert?" To which Ravi asked "What do you have?" Answered: "Ice cream".
"What else do you have?" "Just ice cream. What flavor would you like?". They only had vanilla ice-cream. But the lesson was that even though they had no real choices the waitress understood enough that people need to have choices and thus asked him what he wanted.

Two take-aways. One is that the new morality denies us choices - or leaves us with false ones: "Social distance or wear the mask".

The other was this: Ravi apologized to his audience in advance when he was going to assume a voice inflection to represent the Russian waitress.

Which got me to thinking about how the New Morality says only gays can play gays in movies, etc. Will The New Morality also outlaw voice inflections and accents in fear of violating social appropriation laws?

The New Morality also says that Latinix is the appropriate substitute for Latino a/o Latina. So they just use Latinix without any consideration for the possibility that it is offensive to those who refer to themselves as Latino or Latina. That is, the New Morality imposes this forced artificial construction on them regardless of their own desires.

This is yet another proof that God exists, because His Law and his moral code has survived for millennia across all cultures, and when man decides to make his own, even with thousands of years of human history, ends up making a gigantic, soul-destroying, destructive, violent arbitrary, irrational and cruel code of values.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 24, 2020 07:39 AM (C+evo)

746
And the Governor released a statement that is sure to fan the flames of the rioters.



'I don't know much about it, but the police behaved stupidly.'


What a prick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2020 07:39 AM (oVJmc)

747 That video is a classic case study of 'non-compliant.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2020 07:42 AM (oVJmc)

748 DS9

Posted by: stone forever. at August 29, 2020 01:17 AM (/zO8a)

749 paradise

ds9

Posted by: stone forever. at August 29, 2020 01:18 AM (/zO8a)

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