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Lori Lightfoot Defends Policy of Outlawing "Protests" On Her Block and Her Block Only, Stating That She (Alone) Has the Right to Be Secure In Her Home

They're not even hiding it.

It's the duty of all Chicagoans to block the streets to Lori Lightfoot's home. She must not be allowed to use police force to keep protesters away from her palace while inflicting the "protesters" on the rest of the city, for political/ideological reasons.

People cannot allow this sort of open abuse of office and contempt for law and the citizenry to stand. Although, thusfar, they have allowed it, from high-ranking bureaucrats to tech moguls to tyrannical mayors and governors.

This cannot be allowed to stand, or this is the end of America.

Tar and feathers and a rail required.

Mayor Lori Lightfoot defended the Chicago Police Department's ban on protesters being able to demonstrate on the block where she lives, telling reporters Thursday that she and her family at times require heightened security because of threats she receives daily.

Lightfoot refused to elaborate on the specific threats, but said she receives them daily against herself, her wife and her home. Comparisons to how the Police Department has protected previous mayors' homes, such as Rahm Emanuel's Ravenswood residence, are unfair because "this is a different time like no other," Lightfoot told reporters.

"I think that residents of this city, understanding the nature of the threats that we are receiving on a daily basis, on a daily basis, understand I have a right to make sure that my home is secure," Lightfoot said.

Critics are calling this single block in Chicago where police have been ordered to disallow "protesters" "Fort Lori."

The order -- casually leaked by police, I imagine -- does not say that violent "protesters" will be arrested but "peaceful" protesters will be allowed.

It says that all "protesters," whether "peaceful" or violent, are to be shut down.

The Chicago Police Department has effectively banned protesters from demonstrating on Mayor Lori Lightfoot's block in the Logan Square neighborhood, ordering officers to arrest anyone who refuses to leave, the Tribune has learned.


The directive surfaced in a July email from then-Shakespeare District Commander Melvin Roman to officers under his command. It did not distinguish between the peaceful protesters Lightfoot regularly says she supports and those who might intend to be destructive, but ordered that after a warning is given to demonstrators, "It should be locked down."

Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 Second city Cop, read it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:10 PM (glGDV)

2 Boldly/

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (glGDV)

3 Kaboom!

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (glGDV)

4 And she'll be re-elected easily.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (LGXGf)

5 Doubt if anything could shame her, even blatant hypocrisy.

Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (DsGxB)

6 Its not funny ANYMORE!

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (glGDV)

7 we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

BURN, motherfucker BURN

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (W2Pud)

8 This seems... tone deaf.

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (ykYG2)

9 Boom!

Posted by: Former Gun Owner A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

10 I see where you're going with this Cotton.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 06:12 PM (l6b3d)

11 VOTE, legally and stamp out the margin of cheating.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:12 PM (glGDV)

12 It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:12 PM (c6ma9)

13 Marie Dyquoinette

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:12 PM (FtO5h)

14 That is a bold statement from a Leftist bitch

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:12 PM (OjZpE)

15 Ah, the first rule of a-holes ... Keep Digging, retards!

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 06:12 PM (Vy3s7)

16 Ackshully show up at the polls and vote. Forget all this massive absentee foolishness.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (glGDV)

17 bold move, cotton

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (W2Pud)

18 And she'll still get 117% of the vote.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (c6ma9)

19 Look at my face. This is after I have plenty of rest. You really don't want to see me when I don't get my beauty sleep.

Posted by: L Lightfoot at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (YYlyE)

20 And we were just talking about guns... Hmmmm.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (3H9h1)

21 Hey you Black Lives Matterers

*sprays hose*

Get off the fucking lawn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v)

22 Jake, its Chi(na)town.

Posted by: henry at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (J3Rfi)

23 It's weird how the left claims to want to stop incarcerations, but then has a whole list of *new* things that will send people to jail.

Such as protesting in front of the overlords' homes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

24
SKUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:13 PM (EGyGV)

25 Paging Mrs OLeary and her cow...

Posted by: henry at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (J3Rfi)

26 "Let them eat lead!" -- Lori Antoinette

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (Vy3s7)

27 Sundown for Lightfoot's career.
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (L2ZTs)

28 The feudal nobility within the keep and the serfs outside the keep, just like "mother" nature demands.

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (4D+FL)

29 If the law worked in Chicago, it wouldn't be like this.

If the people of Chicago want to be rid of this, they know what they need to do.

They won't do it.

#DisavowChicago #ThisIsNotAmerica

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (iKMuO)

30 Let them eat deep dish pizza (it suckes)

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

31 A lot of people won't get no justice tonight.
Just remember to kick it over.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (FtO5h)

32
She has a right to decree that starving Chicagoans shall eat cake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (G51Gf)

33 4 legs good, 2 legs better

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (87EdW)

34 Fucking betelguese

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (M+Lyo)

35 There is no law in Chicago.
Only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (d1uFV)

36 Lightfoot small potatoes. How many staff your wife got, Lori?

Posted by: Chirlane McCray, Still A Lesbian at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

37 Shut up, Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Allie at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (vmRc0)

38 4 more years!

Posted by: Chicagoans at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (X8Oz/)

39 Paging Mrs OLeary and her cow...
Posted by: henry at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (J3Rfi)

----------------

I believe their new names are Antifa and BLM.

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (4D+FL)

40 She's the grift that keeps on giving ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (Vy3s7)

41 Is this this a 1 hour or 3 hour "so fucking what" ??

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (O+AcM)

42 Female Black Marty Feldman

https://tinyurl.com/yy9mw94c

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

43 And so it begins...

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

44 Well, let's see if her buddies from BLM/Antifa have to say about this.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

45 some animal are more equal than others

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (W2Pud)

46 What I would love to see is a large and angry protest mob move toward Lori Lizards house, and for every Officer to turn his back and walk away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

47 Damn it, now I want deep dish pizza.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (d1uFV)

48
I keep wondering when Michelle and Barack and Oprah are going to talk about this. Chicago is their town. They shopped in now-looted stores.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (G51Gf)

49

Lori is better than you.

Quite simple, actually.

You stupid f*cking peons.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (sy5kK)

50 This isn't even a barely smoldering femur, let alone a flaming skull.

File this story under, "yeah, no shit."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (yuSlX)

51 Trolls Lives Matter More

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (WCO+/)

52 It's a question of ass. Hers? Precious. Yours? Not so much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

53 Tee hee!

Posted by: Two Tiered Justice System at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (X8Oz/)

54 What did the Supreme Court say about police obligation to protect everyone? A reminder or hint?
Not there? Something something, call 911 and put a note or image on your stallkface page? Im just trying to keep up.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (glGDV)

55
Behold the fruits of virtue signal voting

Posted by: weew at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (+m+uH)

56 oh was willowed

Trump buying pizza in.PA

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1296569424984584197

Is it just me or is he slimmer?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (J8nVw)

57 And the peasants will keep voting her ass into office in a landslide.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (wiXsO)

58 If you are not Groot you are little people.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (HwiWi)

59 She's also been riding around harassing individual cops to get off their butts and work harder. Second City Cop has the deets.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (qpX6U)

60 This move by Lightfoot doesn't really come as a surprise.

After all, the city council of Minneapolis voted to defund the police, yet, voted to retain private security for themselves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (WEBkv)

61 She's of a neighboring tribe.

Posted by: Lieawatha Two Dogs at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

62 No Peasants Allowed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (cZjDV)

63 I keep wondering when Michelle and Barack and Oprah
are going to talk about this. Chicago is their town. They shopped in
now-looted stores.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (G51Gf)

---
Barry and Michelle are out on Martha's Vinyard now.

They're so lazy, Michelle can't even be bothered retaping her canned speech to mention Kamala.

So yeah, Chicago can go burn as far as they are concerned.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

64 The directive surfaced in a July email from then-Shakespeare District Commander

Shakespeare District Commander??? What does that mean. Is her home in an area named after Shakespeare?

Well, then, here's a Insult from Shakespeare for Mayor Lightfoot from "Two Gentleman of Verona":

"Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man"

Well, in this case we'd say "woman"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9)

65 We're reverting to the mean.
Warlords, Lords and Ladies, Emperors, Kings.

Rules for them. Rules for the rabble.

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Same. As. It. Ever. Was.

But America was supposed to be different, and was for a while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (z79tQ)

66 the right has become a bunch of old women hanging over the fence

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (O+AcM)

67 "This cannot be allowed to stand, or this is the end of America." Doubt that anybody is going to stop her.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (qpX6U)

68 47 What I would love to see is a large and angry protest mob move toward Lori Lizards house, and for every Officer to turn his back and walk away.
----------------------

Would not be surprised in the slightest if they did.

Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (nzKWW)

69 As another Chicagoan mentioned, there are "two Americas."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (bDqIh)

70 Black Privilege.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (r+sAi)

71 ET phone home.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

72 Tarring and feathering really does need to make a comeback.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (ejsiI)

73 This cannot be allowed to stand, or this is the end of America.

Six months ago I would have said this about being forced to strap a maxi pad to your face in order to buy food for your family.




Here we are.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (luzVb)

74 The left/liberal/progressive only loves the 1st Amendment when it serves his/her/xit's purpose.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (IxDhF)

75 She looks like an alien in a star trek movie.

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

76
Do a marching protest. Walk around the block, and when the cops tell you to move on, just go "okay". When you come back around, you just say "what? I wasn't here before. Who you gonna believe? Me, or your lyin' eyes?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (EGyGV)

77 If a protester were arrested by Lori's house, would Kim Foxx choose to prosecute?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (bDqIh)

78 43 Female Black Marty Feldman

https://tinyurl.com/yy9mw94c
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

---

Didn't Weird Al do Marty Feldman's Eyes?

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (RU4sa)

79 She, and the D's generally, are just too stupid to realize how horrifying their rhetoric is.

They think they're brilliant fonts of wisdom.

Posted by: filbert at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)

80 This would be a great place for a Presidential Library. Maybe someday.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (AD3JT)

81 Related to the OP:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ca6mae

I also second the recommendation to read the _Second City Cop_ blog:

https://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (ExnWy)

82 69 47 What I would love to see is a large and angry protest mob move toward Lori Lizards house, and for every Officer to turn his back and walk away.
----------------------

Would not be surprised in the slightest if they did.
Posted by: Pliney

and it would be swept under the rug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (W2Pud)

83 I'm seriously rethinking "all lives matter."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (WEBkv)

84 Are you f-ing kidding me?!? And this see you next Tuesday wants to disarm and remove the ability of the citizens to protect their own homes and lives?!?

Types, deletes, types deletes......

As the under 29 set says, "I literally can't even."

Posted by: Trog04 at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (w6bda)

85 No, I did not say, "Let them eat pussy."

Buncha assholes.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

86 So many masks falling.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (l9m7l)

87 Where is the ACLU to file a suit claiming the government is not allowing citizens their right to peacefully assemble ?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

88 So, Ace is suggesting that people light burning skulls on Lori Lightfoot's street? I'm liking this idea.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (HEEq1)

89 "It's good to be King . . . er . . . Queen . . . er . . . Bottom Dyke . . . er . . . It's Good to Be A Democrat!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (BM2fS)

90 "Tar and feathers and a rail required"
Does that mean run out of town on a rail or run a rail up their ass? #InquringMindsWantToKnow

In other news, my list of companies I am boycotting continues to grow...

Paul Joseph Watson
@PrisonPlanet
Delta bans Navy SEAL who shot bin Laden for posting a picture of himself without a mask.
Quote Tweet
Robert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah · 2h
I just got banned from @Delta for posting a picture. Wow.
3:13 PM · Aug 20, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (FBrfY)

91 Some black lives should not matter... you know just the way blacks think.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (pw+jk)

92
Fucking betelguese
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (M+Lyo)

Lucky for you I'm 642 light years away.

Posted by: Betelgeuse at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (t6XCL)

93 This cannot be allowed to stand, or this is the end of America.


this is an SNL sketch, right ??

IT IS WUT IT IS

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (O+AcM)

94 No, I did not say, "Let them eat pussy."

Buncha assholes.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot




I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (BM2fS)

95 Burning Skeleton Head!!! Welcome, old friend, welcome!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (MVjcR)

96
Well, then, here's a Insult from Shakespeare for Mayor Lightfoot from "Two Gentleman of Verona":

"Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man"

Well, in this case we'd say "woman"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9)






As far as Shakespearean insults, I prefer one from Richard III "Thou foul, bunch-backed toad"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (EGyGV)

97 Posted by: Marie Antoinette


Just strap on the face-diaper, Marie.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (luzVb)

98 #ThisIsNotAmerica

__________


That David Bowie song from the movie Falcon and the Snowman has been playing in my head the past couple of weeks.

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (egKxo)

99 There is no Chicago, only Groot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (cZjDV)

100 >>> 47 What I would love to see is a large and angry protest mob move toward Lori Lizards house, and for every Officer to turn his back and walk away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)


Don't forget to whisper: "No."

Posted by: Rorschach at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (l6b3d)

101 So, did Rudy G deliver anything today backing-up his BIG NEWS TOMORROW tweets from yesterday?
Or was it yet another NothingBurger #twoweeks kinda day?

Were I a betting man, I'd bet heavily on the latter.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (DU2N9)

102 These peaceful white supremacists violent protests over the death of a black man, right?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (aO8Gd)

103 Lori rules. She does not govern and she certainly doesn't serve.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (m/Gc2)

104 The cops will leak it but they follow orders.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (HwiWi)

105 The requirements for a burning skull just got completely decapitated


C'MON MAN

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (O+AcM)

106 HARRIS / LIGHTFOOT 2024

COCKSUCKER / CERVIX LICKER 2024

Posted by: James at August 20, 2020 06:22 PM (qM84C)

107 Flaming skull....YES!!!!

Posted by: Mudd at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (/6Rd1)

108 She will be reelected.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (xPl2J)

109 What's with the mayor of chicongo acting all above the law and superior and stuff?

Was that a real question mark or a Sears question mark?

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

110 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (EGyGV)

Well, there certainly are a lot of very fine insults. I just didn't want to go full throttle as my first one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (WkPC9)

111 74 This cannot be allowed to stand, or this is the end of America.

Six months ago I would have said this about being forced to strap a maxi pad to your face in order to buy food for your family.

Here we are.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (luzVb)

At least in this case, this isn't America, this is Chicago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)

112 I love the fact that nobody ever hears anything about our small-city mayor, and everything is just fine here.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (4JM5Y)

113 This post is being Tweeted out:

https://twitter.com/

davereaboi/status/1296570782143991808

Y'all know what to do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (3H9h1)

114 the mckloskies pulled their own guns to protect themselves in their private neighborhood. Governor groot uses the police to shut down an entire public block. Seems about the same.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (9dzlp)

115 36 There is no law in Chicago.
Only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 06:14 PM (d1uFV)

__________


"Here, hold my margarita." -- California

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (egKxo)

116 Her hair is gray and old
Her lips chapped and dry
Her hands are always cold
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her once good looks are gone
She'll no longer entice
A big mole on her nose
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She's from a mental home
You know her mind's not right
Her hair she doesn't comb
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll scream or mumble at you
Repeats everything twice
She's got a few loose screws
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She's an old shrew
And she's been to
Other planets in a U.F.O. too
She's atrocious
And she knows just what it takes to make you go nuts
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll impede you
And deceive you
All the better just to leave you
She's atrocious
When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

Posted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

117 Do a marching protest. Walk around the block, and when the cops tell you to move on, just go "okay". When you come back around, you just say "what? I wasn't here before. Who you gonna believe? Me, or your lyin' eyes?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:19 PM (EGyGV)


My thought, too.

A never=ending worm of peaceful protestors circling the block and peacefully protesting by occasionally kicking people in the head and shooting fireworks into homes.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

118 @PrisonPlanet

Delta bans Navy SEAL who shot bin Laden for posting a picture of himself without a mask.



Oh yeah, this is completely normal.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (luzVb)

119
The eventual logical conclusion is shooting.

Only question is - who shooting who.

And when. But not why.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

120
Well, there certainly are a lot of very fine insults. I just didn't want to go full throttle as my first one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (WkPC9)






Heh. On the other hand, if yer gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (EGyGV)

121 Lori Lightfoot - Chicago's own Aunty Entity.
I don't think she could pull off wearing the outfit, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (ch6++)

122 Let them eat gruel.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (wiXsO)

123 To me the flaming skull is deserved because of all the carnage that she tolerates from "the community." Not just her, but also the mayor of nearby Rockford, and other midwestern towns. These murderous shooters (mostly 18 and under) travel freely among the towns, shooting at each other for the sheer fun of it. Yet our city govts do nothing to stop it, and have done nothing for years. They just lecture us all about our systemic racism. It's an outrage, far more maddening and deadly than LL's Marie Antoinette act.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (qpX6U)

124 Oh, sure, prominent Democrats all over America and doing the NIMBY dance when it comes to riots, but American voters are definitely going to blame Trump for the chaos.

Sure.

I believe that. Completely. 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (UWqZJ)

125
The flaming skull should have some googly eyes.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (t6XCL)

126 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE DEMOCRAT MOB HAS BEEN PROTESTING OUTSIDE OF THE DIRECTOR OF THE USPS FOR A WEEK.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (bDqIh)

127 so we have become the movement of the diet Pepsi flaming skull


I feel so fluffiled

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (O+AcM)

128
They're so lazy, Michelle can't even be bothered retaping her canned speech to mention Kamala.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

=====

Holy shyt I missed that! You're right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (G51Gf)

129 At least in this case, this isn't America, this is Chicago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)

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Yeah, Chicago basically has an equivalent death toll from the '67 Detroit riots every...two weeks or so. Now I guess they're doing it weekly.

So, no, not most of America.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

130 osted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (RU4sa)



This qualifies for a two-year Platinum Membership, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (sy5kK)

131 129
They're so lazy, Michelle can't even be bothered retaping her canned speech to mention Kamala.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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Holy shyt I missed that! You're right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:25 PM (G51Gf)

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I think it was an intentional snub, like she doesn't like Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (UWqZJ)

132 I dunno if this is worth a flaming skull, though. It happens all the time
See: Big 10 commissioner who shut down Big 10 football but whose son is going to play in the SEC

Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (AwPyG)

133 Take break and head on down to Texas past for a minute and call up Trudy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdvGpoAa-lI

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (In5Sq)

134
This is old hat for Chicago Mayors of Vagina.

Jane Byrne "moved into Cabrini-Green" for three whole weeks as a publicity stunt. But not before having the CPD evict about 1000 tenants, do raids on all the known gang spots in the building she was in, shut down nearby liquor stores and bars, and fortify her new digs with bars and steel doors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (xkm5f)

135
I know Ace hate cvnt, figuratively. But for real: CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (s2VJv)

136 It's a trap!

(Can't believe nobody has said this yet)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (SRRAx)

137 And the cops go along. Lockstep/goosestep, tomaytoh/tomahtoh.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (99Nt9)

138 Was Mooch too lazy or...maybe just a l'il jealous?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (FtO5h)

139
Lori Lightfoot - Chicago's own Aunty Entity.
I don't think she could pull off wearing the outfit, though.


Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (ch6++)

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WHO RUN CHI-TOWN?!

Posted by: Master Blaster Trump at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

140 If everyone would just wear a mask at all times the COVID can't get us. It's science.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (HwiWi)

141 She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Posted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

Nice work

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (M+Lyo)

142 As far as Shakespearean insults, I prefer one from Richard III "Thou foul, bunch-backed toad"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:21 PM (EGyGV)
------
If you want to get more ornate:

[Thou art] grim,
ugly, and sland'rous to thy mother's womb,
Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch'd with foul moles and eye-offending marks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (UAMe5)

143 Michelle is joined at the hip with Kamala. Both were instigators of the Smollett hoax

Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

144 v135
This is old hat for Chicago Mayors of Vagina.

Jane Byrne "moved into Cabrini-Green" for three whole weeks as a publicity stunt. But not before having the CPD evict about 1000 tenants, do raids on all the known gang spots in the building she was in, shut down nearby liquor stores and bars, and fortify her new digs with bars and steel doors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (xkm5f)



Old and busted: Cabrini Green
New Byrne hotness: Canellini Bean

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (s2VJv)

145 > Lori rules.

Nah. Daley I ruled.

Lori just sits on the sidelines and pretends that she's in charge. No one actually listens to her, least of all the "peaceful protesters".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (unn44)

146 I firmly believe half the population of Chicago was driven insane by eating their version of the hot dog

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (x/sA1)

147 And exactly nothing will happen to her

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (Zmnko)

148 This qualifies for a two-year Platinum Membership, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Hopefully. I know the criteria is quite comprehensive.

Posted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (RU4sa)

149 I think it was an intentional snub, like she doesn't like Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (UWqZ

I thought Kamala was their pick when the primaries started.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

150 And the cops go along. Lockstep/goosestep, tomaytoh/tomahtoh.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (99Nt9)

Well, she's their boss. They "go along" or... quit.
If there was any honor, that is.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (DU2N9)

151 I know Ace hate cvnt, figuratively. But for real: CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (s2VJv)

way to tow the line

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (O+AcM)

152 I firmly believe half the population of Chicago was driven insane by eating their version of the hot dog
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (x/sA1)
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Pizza.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (WEBkv)

153 141 If everyone would just wear a mask at all times the COVID can't get us. It's science.

We know. The terlit hobo out front told us.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (FtO5h)

154 150 I think it was an intentional snub, like she doesn't like Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (UWqZ

I thought Kamala was their pick when the primaries started.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

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Doesn't mean that Michelle, non politician, likes her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (UWqZJ)

155 Chicongo August to yesterday:
33 shot and killed
247 shot and wounded.
This ugly bitch is doing a very good job. Quit picking on her because she is a rug muncher.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (pw+jk)

156
So, Ace is suggesting that people light burning skulls on Lori Lightfoot's street? I'm liking this idea.
Posted by: zombie

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I'd love it if they would march with giant pictures of troll dolls.

I'd say to pelt her with troll dolls, but those stupid things are expensive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (G51Gf)

157 Prediction: this will backfire

Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (q177U)

158 I firmly believe half the population of Chicago was driven insane by eating their version of the hot dog

--

And the other half eating their "pizza."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (4k/Uz)

159 So why are the police protecting her exclusively, if it's okay for the rest of the city to live in terror why protect the woman who allows violent protests? Stand down and tell her to Fork off and jump off a short pier. This ends when the cops decide they won't protect their abusers ala demorat mayors.

Posted by: Rose at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (f/Wek)

160 > I think it was an intentional snub, like she doesn't like Kamala.

She probably overheard Barky asking Willie Brown for the deets on Kumlapper's oral skills.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (unn44)

161 BLUNDERDOLT & LIGHTFOOT

Posted by: DJS at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (N99Hm)

162 142 She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Posted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

Nice work
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (M+Lyo)


She looks like the bastard kid of Jesse Jackson and Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)

163 I'm so old, I remember when masks were so so critically important in Michigan that every one had to avoid going to the lake.
Except Wretched Gretchen's husband who got a special waiver for masks on his personal boat.


Because he was the governor's husband.


All of this is totally normal and medically sound.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (luzVb)

164 If Alllahpundit were a mayor, this is she.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (BRkq2)

165 Posted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:24 PM (RU4sa)

Nice...!

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (hzIBS)

166 139
Was Mooch too lazy or...maybe just a l'il jealous?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:27 PM (FtO5h)

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Probably both, but mostly lazy.

She was always jetting away from the White House, taking solo vacations and the press of course covered it up.

That's why I never bought into the "OMG, She'll run for office!!11" crap.

She hates the country, hates politics and has spent most of her life collecting a check for doing nothing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

167 Can't quit me, can you, deplorable unperson. Even when I'm not talking to you, you just can't flex but flex your power glutes at me.

Thanks but I'll pass.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (ykYG2)

168 We've determined that "Lori Lightfoot is a nasty commie skank" is appropriate.

Posted by: Goodyear Management at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (sWM8x)

169 >>> I know Ace hate cvnt, figuratively. But for real: CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (s2VJv)


That's how the Roman's spelled it on the Pantheon right?

Posted by: Rorschach at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (l6b3d)

170 No flaming skull for Cannon Hinnant.

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (Zqz9o)

171 "Lori Lightfoot", as a name, sounds like it ought to belong to a super hot chick....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (yuSlX)

172 57 oh was willowed

Trump buying pizza in.PA

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1296569424984584197

Is it just me or is he slimmer?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (J8nVw)

__________


BREAKING on XiNN: Trump is dying of AIDS! It's Mother Gaia's revenge for him hiring Russian hookers to piss on him in his bed -- and for being a #BadOangeMan! Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (egKxo)

173 It's a trap!

(Can't believe nobody has said this yet)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (SRRAx)


The other day I was watching one of the Star Wars movies and my wife sat down and started watching. She has never seen one all the way through. There was a scene with Admiral Akbar and she blurted out "hey that looks like Lori Lightfoot!"

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (AiZBA)

174
And the other half eating their "pizza."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (4k/Uz)






Egg-less Tomato Quiche

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (EGyGV)

175 O/T but possibly flaming skull-worthy:

Paterson, NJ, to hold new election in City Council race marred by voter fraud charges

Both the race's apparent winner and a sitting councilman were charged with voter fraud. . .

"A campaign worker for Alex Mendez, the Paterson councilman-elect charged with election fraud, told investigators that she was paid to carry bundles of vote-by-mail ballots eight days before the May 12 election. . . .



Vote by mail fraud. Both candidates did it. Bigly.


https://tinyurl.com/yy6wow3e

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (bDqIh)

176 So, the muncher may be on her way out

they gonna replace her with a Rudy clone ??

nope

someone much farther left

If you told the peeps in Detroit, STL, Balt, etal what the future would bring

would they have believed it ??




Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (O+AcM)

177 170 >>> I know Ace hate cvnt, figuratively. But for real: CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (s2VJv)


That's how the Roman's spelled it on the Pantheon right?
Posted by: Rorschach at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (l6b3d)


This is accepted as fact.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (s2VJv)

178 > She looks like the bastard kid of Jesse Jackson and Admiral Ackbar.

She looks like the mutant creatures in Charlton Heston's "Omega Man".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (unn44)

179 F I N A L L Y! A fucking magnificent FLAMING SKULL!!!

Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (0KPVR)

180 Without the media as cover, Democrats couldn't even be elected to watch paint dry.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (c6ma9)

181 I found the Marty Feldman thing on ddg. Bruce Baum did the song and video back in '81.

Posted by: Ex-ex at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (RU4sa)

182 Lori Lightfoot", as a name, sounds like it ought to belong to a super hot chick....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (yuSlX)

Super hot Native American chick.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (2DOZq)

183 Unfortunately, this sort of thing won't stop until someone actually does harm to an elected official. Then the other politicians will look around and get the hint.

They must be getting closer than she likes to setting her as an example for the others. I don't think she wants to be that example.

Maybe the rest of the appeasers will get a clue but I imagine clue bats will be needed.

It shouldn't have to be this way.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (87Umy)

184 If everyone would just wear a mask at all times the COVID can't get us. It's science.

Posted by: steevy


Pro Tip:
Change directions in the one-way aisles in the store.


Virii hate that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (luzVb)

185 Wiki lists Democrat Party as an "epithet".

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (c6ma9)

186 Maybe Kamasutrala refused to blow Mooch

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (J8nVw)

187 If you're going to get a railroad to run her out of town, make it a heave hauler: Lightfoot's "wife" is Donna Brazil. two'fer.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (7Fj9P)

188 Super hot Native American Chick who runs fast.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (FtO5h)

189 Jane Byrne "moved into Cabrini-Green

It's a shame that these low income housing area are-I'm assuming-named for St, Francis Cabrini-who had a concern for poor immigrants-mostly Italian, because she was Italian and this was at the end of the 1800's and early 1900's, She died in 1917. She would be horrified at the violence and squalor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (WkPC9)

190
Speaking of Cabrini Green, I believe Mitchell Obama had a $300,000 a year job kicking indigent black folks from a private emergency room.

Schtruggles be hard, yo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (s2VJv)

191 We are being too harsh. Of Course mayor light in the loafers lightfoot deserves protection from the anarchy she created. How can she go on to completely destroy the city if she is dragged down like the rest of the city?

Posted by: iandeal at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (SENHs)

192 Is that a flaming skull, or a picture of Lightfoot?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

193 Vote by mail fraud. Both candidates did it. Bigly.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (bDqIh)

Unpossible. I've been told by our This Is A Banana, never picks sides, "news" media that vote fraud Cannot Happen(tm) in the USA.

This must be #FakeNews

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (DU2N9)

194 She gets police protection, everyone else gets social worker protection.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (wiXsO)

195 This mug of mine must be kept safe. It's two of a kind.

Posted by: Mayor Beetlejuice at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (EgshT)

196 187 Maybe Kamasutrala refused to blow Mooch
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (J8nVw)


LOL. Kamasutra Harris. Stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (s2VJv)

197 I'm always skeptical of anyone who claims to be "the guy who shot Bin Laden"
First, that kind of doesn't boast about it on Fox news.
Second, lest we forget, that seal team was shot down, coincidentally, right afterward. (oopsie, joe biden.)
So I wonder if "this guy" is taking advantage of the fact that the people who know won't dispute him.

Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (AwPyG)

198 I think it was an intentional snub, like she doesn't like Kamala.

She probably overheard Barky asking Willie Brown for the deets on Kumlapper's oral skills.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 06:29 PM (unn44)

Which means either:

A. She doesn't believe Kamala will ever actually be president

or

B. She's Kamala's de facto boss and is rubbing it in

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (c6ma9)

199 Off sock of the one true Watchmen hero

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (l6b3d)

200 The Flaming Skull was a slave owner

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (O+AcM)

201 More from NJ voter fraud:

"What remains abundantly clear is that this was not just one rogue operative, but an organized and concerted effort to steal the election by fraudulently manufacturing ballots cast for Respondent."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (bDqIh)

202 Why would anyone think Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama *like* each other? What in the history of politics would ever suggest that?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (cZjDV)

203
Lightfoot's "wife" is Donna Brazil

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Well, that mental image just destroyed my testicles. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (xkm5f)

204 Juan Williams says there is no violence. Crime is down!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (aKsyK)

205 189 Super hot Native American Chick who runs fast.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:32 PM (FtO5h)


"Behold a G-d who bleeds! Monthly!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (s2VJv)

206 Doesn't mean that Michelle, non politician, likes her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (UWqZJ)

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It's by now obvious that all of the players in this sordid drama are in things purely for themselves. They aren't commited to any particular "cause," but rather use the cause for their personal gain.

Now that they got theirs, screw everybody else.

Barry always hated Joe, and he's snubbed him countless times.

Michelle is even worse. She's been trapped in a sham marriage with Ice Cold for 20 years, and playing the princess in the big white house actually kind of sucked.

So now she's got a mansion in a nice, safe white neighborhood and screw everyone else.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

207 Thanks but I'll pass.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Fuck off, troll.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

208 LOL. Kamasutra Harris. Stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (s2VJv)

Not for nothing but I thought of it but didn't like it. It's a sexy sounding name and she's a dirty disgusting pus-infested ho bag.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (c6ma9)

209 oh gawd
hubby turned the tv on and now I have to hear Nora O Dumdum breathlessly report on Bannon

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (J8nVw)

210 Lightfoot's "wife" is Donna Brazil

---

Looks more like Lurch.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (RU4sa)

211 They have no shame

Posted by: oddnot at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (pMgQf)

212 200 Off sock of the one true Watchmen hero

They have Rorschach masks available on Amazon, but they don't ship for a couple weeks yet though. I am so getting one. And a fedora and scarf to go with it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (FtO5h)

213 205 Juan Williams says there is no violence. Crime is down!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (aKsyK)


Greg Gutfeld must have the patience of Job. I'd have belted Williams in the mouth at least once a show if I were on that panel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (s2VJv)

214
Jane Byrne "moved into Cabrini-Green" for three whole weeks as a publicity stunt. But not before having the CPD evict about 1000 tenants, do raids on all the known gang spots in the building she was in, shut down nearby liquor stores and bars, and fortify her new digs with bars and steel doors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

========

Like Joe Biden, Common Man riding the train. No waiting in line, station cleared, an entire car commandeered, thronged by Secret Service.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (G51Gf)

215 They're gonna put me in the movies. They're gonna make a big star out of me.

Posted by: Mayor Beetlejuice at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (EgshT)

216 I have refined what determines the worst cities. It used to be black democrat run cities.

Now it is black lesbian democrat run cities. Just edged out black women run democrat cities.... by an RCH.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

217 57
oh was willowed



Trump buying pizza in.PA



https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/

1296569424984584197



Is it just me or is he slimmer?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (J8nVw)

+++++
Watching that just made me smile. Then I thought, I have never smiled over any other president.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (T2NR8)

218 179 > She looks like the bastard kid of Jesse Jackson and Admiral Ackbar.

She looks like the mutant creatures in Charlton Heston's "Omega Man".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 06:31 PM (unn44)

I'm thinking more like one of the aliens out of "V". Mindful Webworker has a wonderful piece of graphic art he did, hope he will repost the link to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

219 Chicago is desperately trying to emulate Detroit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (ejsiI)

220 Kamattress is not mine and is much better.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (c6ma9)

221 @188
No, Brazille's "wife" is Bowser, the mayor of DC
Easy to confuse, though

Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (AwPyG)

222 Super hot Native American chick.
Posted by: Weaning is hard

That would have been me if that Jeannette Littledove bitch hadn't showed up.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (FTlwv)

223 The First Amendment is designed to allow, quite specifically, peaceful protests against the government.

But nomenclature and all that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (GbPPJ)

224 Is it just me or is he slimmer?
=================
Trump has been wearing body armor under his clothes since way before he was president. The guy doesn't drink; I'll bet he's as healthy as a horse, with a perfectly acceptable BMI.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (7Fj9P)

225 Now you people made me hungry for pizza

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (OjZpE)

226 209 LOL. Kamasutra Harris. Stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (s2VJv)

Not for nothing but I thought of it but didn't like it. It's a sexy sounding name and she's a dirty disgusting pus-infested ho bag.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (c6ma9)


Korma Sutures?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

227 Lightfoot's "wife" is Donna Brazil

----------

Well, that mental image just destroyed my testicles. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 06:33 PM (xkm5f)


Not so. That is DCs mayor Muriel Bowser - supposedly.

Lightfoot is married to a white chick who looks to be over 6 feet tall. They make quite the couple.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (ZfRYq)

228
I saw that Michelle Kwan the skater is now a paid political lefty shill.

Posted by: MHK at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (iQIUe)

229 Goodyear caved... Behold the power of orange!

Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (nzKWW)

230 I thought the Prez looked like he slimmed down some, also. He's been rocking his suits this week. You can tell he loves being out and about with the people. Unlike Slow-Joe. Who hides.

Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (L3Rsz)

231
We know. The terlit hobo out front told us.

Posted by: Guy Smiley



heh.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (luzVb)

232 156 Chicongo August to yesterday:
33 shot and killed
247 shot and wounded.
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Juan Williams on The Five, today:

"There is no growing violence in American cities! It is a Trump lie! It's peaceful in Democrat-run cities!"




GAK!

Posted by: Bill The Cat at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

233 221 Kamattress is not mine and is much better.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (c6ma9)


Actually, Kampala. Which is the capital of Uganda. And there was a wrestler RIP named Kamala Harris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (s2VJv)

234 This is Lori Lightfoot's wife-the tall white woman-not Oprah Winfrey.

https://tinyurl.com/y3fukxue

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (WkPC9)

235 Can I be the "And so the masks are falling" guy? Otherwise I got nothin.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (L9P9s)

236 Not even deBlasio is this bad, and a federal judge found he violated our civil rights by dictating which groups could meet with govt approval and churches got the sweet sweet taste of tyranny during the recent unpleasantness.

Posted by: Penfold at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (KdWak)

237 Memba?

Seattle Mayor Outraged After Socialist Councilwoman Leads Protest To Her Home
June 28, 2020
https://tinyurl.com/y5otzzb7

"Mayor Durkan and her family are in the state program to keep their address confidential because of the death threats mostly related to her work as Seattle's U.S. Attorney under President Obama," the statement continued. "Instead of working to make true change, Councilmember Sawant continues to choose political stunts. Tonight she did so without regard for the safety of the Mayor and her family. The Mayor was not even home - she was working at City Hall. Seattle can and should peacefully demonstrate but should not put families and children at risk."

Then the mayor took her outrage a step farther and sent a letter to the president of the Seattle City Council on Tuesday asking for a full investigation of the offending councilwoman that would determine if Sawant should be penalized for a host of recent actions.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (FBrfY)

238 -
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Super hot Native American Chick who runs fast and sings catchy Canadian songs.

Posted by: irright at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (RVcmP)

239
I'm always skeptical of anyone who claims to be "the guy who shot Bin Laden"

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bin Laden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

240 Fuck off, troll.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

Dial it down a notch. He may be full of shit, but he isn't a troll, and you are breaking one of the few rules Ace has put in place.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (xT2tT)

241 No, Brazille's "wife" is Bowser, the mayor of DC
Easy to confuse, though
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Corrected I stand. I don't know why I got that unholy 3-some confused.
And yes, I added "3-some" for a sexy little visual.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (7Fj9P)

242 This is not Skull worthy


not even close

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (O+AcM)

243
Okay. Gotta go make the donuts for tomorrow.

Later!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

244 Lightfoot is married to a white chick who looks to be over 6 feet tall. They make quite the couple.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (ZfRYq)

and once again we circle back to the point that the Dem party is now run exclusively by perverts, freaks, and sociopaths.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)

245 Juan Williams says there is no violence. Crime is down!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Kicking someone in the face is not violent. More a face massage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

246 Korma Sutures?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

Better

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:38 PM (c6ma9)

247 160 So why are the police protecting her exclusively, if it's okay for the rest of the city to live in terror why protect the woman who allows violent protests? Stand down and tell her to Fork off and jump off a short pier. This ends when the cops decide they won't protect their abusers ala demorat mayors.
Posted by: Rose at August 20, 2020 06:28 PM (f/Wek)

It would be nice if the cops just decided to stop following illegal orders.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2020 06:38 PM (ejsiI)

248 205
Juan Williams says there is no violence. Crime is down!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (aKsyK)


++++
Then call off the dogs. There is no need for extra security at the mayor's abode.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 06:38 PM (T2NR8)

249 Of course you don't need troops.

Troops would stop your allies from looting.

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 20, 2020 06:38 PM (SXIn9)

250 231 I thought the Prez looked like he slimmed down some, also. He's been rocking his suits this week. You can tell he loves being out and about with the people. Unlike Slow-Joe. Who hides.
Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:36 PM (L3Rsz)


He does look slimmer, mainly because he hasn't been wearing the body armor underneath his suit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

251 Report: North Korea confiscating pet dogs to feed their starving populace.

Obama: "Lucky!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

252 I will so dial.


But I thought "fuck off" was good since I was told to "fuck off" for an innocent comment yesterday.


I suck at figuring out rules.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (luzVb)

253 I don't get it. Why a flaming skull? Nothing is going to be done about it.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

254
Jane Byrne "moved into Cabrini-Green" for three whole weeks as a publicity stunt. But not before having the CPD evict about 1000 tenants, do raids on all the known gang spots in the building she was in, shut down nearby liquor stores and bars, and fortify her new digs with bars and steel doors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Like Joe Biden, Common Man riding the train. No waiting in line, station cleared, an entire car commandeered, thronged by Secret Service.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (G51Gf)







Or like the story about a North Korean general touring Seoul during one of the friendlier periods of N/S relations. He kept going up to the buildings and looking around the corner. Finally he shakes his head and tells his escort "You go to so much trouble, putting the pretty facade on all sides. We are much more efficient. We just put it on the front."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (EGyGV)

255 Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)

256 Little known fact: I shot Liberty Vance.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (pw+jk)

257 203 Why would anyone think Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama *like* each other? What in the history of politics would ever suggest that?
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Well, Mooch is well hung and Camel knows what to do with that?

Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (0KPVR)

258 Dem party is now run exclusively by perverts, freaks, and sociopaths.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yep.

I'm so old-schooled, I'll say Lori has no wife, just a spouse.

Only men can have wives. And those wives, to be wives, must be women.

Words...they be matterin'.

Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (L3Rsz)

259 254 I don't get it. Why a flaming skull? Nothing is going to be done about it.

Warming up the skull... Gotta take it out for a ride once and awhile

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (Zmnko)

260 He does look slimmer, mainly because he hasn't been wearing the body armor underneath his suit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

that worries me
he should wear body armor
Leftists are in full crazy evil mode

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (J8nVw)

261
OK, Bowser is a funky-lookin' lesbo Mrs. Potato-Head, to be sure.

But she appears to be human, and born of woman. Not like some terrible chimera from a Soviet-era gene experiment, like Lightfoot.

And Brazile looks like Blanka from Street Fighter II.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (xkm5f)

262 Super hot Native American Chick who runs fast and sings catchy Canadian songs.


Posted by: irright at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (RVcmP)

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In an authentic hand-crafted doeskin bikini.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

263 when Jack Straw gets here, don't make him angry

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (W6rFC)

264 He does look slimmer, mainly because he hasn't been wearing the body armor underneath his suit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Well that makes me nervous.

Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (L3Rsz)

265 "Lori Lightfoot", as a name, sounds like it ought to come from the newest incarnation of StarWars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (3H9h1)

266 254 I don't get it. Why a flaming skull? Nothing is going to be done about it.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

Nothing gets done about anything these days, but it is a pretty outrageous comment. I think it stands out from the normal bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

267
Vote by mail fraud. Both candidates did it. Bigly.


https://tinyurl.com/yy6wow3e
Posted by: Lizzy

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An insane story. "This raises a seemingly endless stream of questions, chief among them how and why (Mendez's) campaign had multiple stacks of ballots to be carried at all: where did these ballots come from and where were they going?"

The good guys don't even know how to stop it, but the bad guys know how to do it.

It's a lose-lose situation for justice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:41 PM (G51Gf)

268 Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)

I've got an answer but it's probably both the truth and very offensive.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:41 PM (c6ma9)

269 Skip - Portia Del Rossi.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 20, 2020 06:41 PM (nFRLh)

270 Kamelian v Mikelle, grifter hate.
Only scissoring here is in the back.
Or gut.
Like a fish.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 06:41 PM (In5Sq)

271
Naked Aristocratic Feudalism

Nothing would please me more than if the BLM/ANTIFA monsters this piece of filth not only excused but nurtured manage to break through and physically remove Beetlejuice from this plane of existence before tomorrow's dawn.

That--right there--would be justice.

Posted by: fktheleft at August 20, 2020 06:42 PM (lvXKd)

272 Trump has got the kill shot set up if he has the balls to take it

my guess, he will


Trump and Bammy hate each other

The Russian Hoax was a scheme to put Trump in Jail

ot at least make him spend 5-10 million defending himself

they never thought he would win

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:42 PM (O+AcM)

273 Lori Lightfool and nearly all of these elected leftist dolts always claim "death threats." I find all of these claims highly dubious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 06:42 PM (WCO+/)

274 snarky JackStraw is the best JackStraw

Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 06:42 PM (AwPyG)

275 It would be nice if the cops just decided to stop following illegal orders.
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Like mask mandates and social distancing, etc.

Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2020 06:42 PM (kOpft)

276 Someone could do a great spoof of Snow White.

Kamala wakes up in the morning and asks her mirror, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest grifter of them all?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (L2ZTs)

277 Open your mind...open your mind.

Posted by: Kuato Lightfoot at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

278 Seems like another day for Leftie hypocrisy.

For me not thee or some other old English thingy. Not skull worthy...but I only have the plain straw membership.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (wB6NV)

279
Marxists. Allow them to live among you only at your peril.

Posted by: fktheleft at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (lvXKd)

280 Extreme arrogance=flaming skull.

It IS pretty darn astounding, the hubris of these 'caring' and 'empathetic' Leftists.

Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (L3Rsz)

281


Larry Lightweight to Chicago: Fck you peasants. You businesses, property or lives don't matter only hers does. And they'll still vote for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (7XBj0)

282 231 I think he misses the days of walking down a NYC street,and somebody just shouting Hi, Donald and responding with a wave and a smile.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (C1Lsn)

283 They , Chicago residents, elected her.
They will elect her again.

There's no living with these people.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (V17Ch)

284 269 Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)


Gays envy women and Dykes hate men?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (In5Sq)

285 >>> and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)


The evidentiary material I've seen presented would not support that claim.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (l6b3d)

286
Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)

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Because male stimulation is primarily visual and female is emotional.

This is why (back in the day) guys bought Playboy and women read Harlequin romances.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (cfSRQ)

287 264 when Jack Straw gets here, don't make him angry
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (W6rFC)

yeah, I'm shaking in my booties

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (O+AcM)

288 This is how you get more Trump

Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (nzKWW)

289 266 "Lori Lightfoot", as a name, sounds like it ought to come from the newest incarnation of StarWars.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (3H9h1)

Or one of Gordon's daughters

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (ONvIw)

290 289 This is how you get more Trump

Sadly not on Chicago

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (Zmnko)

291 Classic limousine liberal. That term needs to be brought back and used more often.

Posted by: Blago at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (gkdnV)

292 Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (O+AcM)
**********
YAAAAAWN

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (W6rFC)

293 yall are so mean.

Lori just wants to defend her HOME. WTF is wrong with you?

She has the God Given RIGHT to defend herself.

oh wait...

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (W2Pud)

294 Open your mind...open your mind.

Posted by: Kuato Lightfoot




LOL

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (luzVb)

295 How much you want to bet that Kamala, being, you know, herself, got all flirty with Prezzy Lightbringer?

That's how she rolls and he probably got all flirty back based on the infamous Airforce One pick with him and the press gaggle.

Ain't NO wife going to overlook THAT I don't care how shamtastic your marriage is. And Kamala could have been an actual threat, unlike the average reporterette.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (87Umy)

296 She sounds....RATTLED
What was it that POS Obama said during the beginning of the riots in May..?
"Make those in power... uncomfortable..."
Drink bitch

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (aR6C/)

297 Memba?

Judicial Watch announced today that it obtained the details of the travel expenses of Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti's Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) security detail from fiscal years (FY) 2015 - 2018.

Over the four-year period, $438,195.06 of taxpayer money was spent on their flights, lodging, meals and incidentals. These costs do not account for salaries and potential overtime.
https://t.co/Z8C6yxxk51?amp=1

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (FBrfY)

298 277 Someone could do a great spoof of Snow White.

Kamala wakes up in the morning and asks her mirror, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest grifter of them all?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (L2ZTs)

*fade to black*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (wB6NV)

299

Looking like America needs to do it's own purple finger moment this November.

Governors that have mandated all mail-in voting are guaranteeing corruption on a massive scale.

But of course, that is the plan.

Silly me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

300 263 Super hot Native American Chick who runs fast and sings catchy Canadian songs.


Posted by: irright at August 20, 2020 06:37 PM (RVcmP)

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In an authentic hand-crafted doeskin bikini.


And all the bunnies and squirrels come out to laugh and wave and sing as she runs fleetly through the forest, singling catchy Canadian songs in her handcrafted doeskin bikini.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (FtO5h)

301 Is this finally the bottom of the barrel?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (qZdIZ)

302 I will so dial.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (luzVb)

Thank you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (xT2tT)

303 This "woman" is not a fucking Queen. She is here to serve the people of Chicago, not to run her own little banana republic.

Bitch needs to be recalled.

Also, I wouldn't blame any officers who stood down when the rioters came a'knockin'

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (AFSld)

304 I've got an answer but it's probably both the truth and very offensive.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:41 PM (c6ma9)

I'd go along the lines of Gay Men *want* to be women and strive to be as feminized and as attractive as they can be; while (in general) lesbians are focused primarily on their hatred of men, and thus intentionally make themselves as repulsive to men as they can.

I also believe that most lesbian predilection has its roots in abuse by a male family member at an early age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

305 where did these ballots come from and where were they going?

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From Amazon to the polling station. It's really not that complicated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (+y/Ru)

306
He does look slimmer, mainly because he hasn't been wearing the body armor underneath his suit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Well that makes me nervous.

Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (L3Rsz)

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He's got the newer stuff, less bulky, better protection.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

307 Le Chicago, c'est moi!!

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

308 Like the woman in New York cried out, and which is becoming the epitaph of our country: "no one is doing anything about it."

"It" can mean any of the obvious insults, degradations, abuses and lies our "leaders" are raining down upon our heads each day.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (H8QX8)

309 My wife likes to use me in puppet shows. It's quite stimulating.

Posted by: Mayor Beetlejuice at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

310
This "woman" is not a fucking Queen. She is here to serve the people of Chicago, not to run her own little banana republic.



Bitch needs to be recalled.



Also, I wouldn't blame any officers who stood down when the rioters came a'knockin'

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (AFSld)


There is a rumor that some members of the city council are going to try to get her recalled but it's just a rumor now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (7XBj0)

311 57...

Is it just me or is he slimmer?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 06:17 PM (J8nVw)

Oh, he IS slimmer!
Our POTUS (GEOTUS?) getting down to fighting weight.

Or FLOTUS Melania laid down the law.

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (Rbu5d)

312 Because male stimulation is primarily visual and female is emotional.

I know people always say this kind of thing. I think there's virtually no truth to it. Men are very plainspoken about curb appeal, and women - who are less forward than men - are not. But they are every bit a prisoner of their eyes as men. If you think otherwise, ask short guys, guys with thinning hair, and fat slobs how they do with chicks. Unless they are financially secure, politically powerful, or a celebrity, the answer is: less well than men who satisfy male beauty standards. Not a gripe about women at all; they are human.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (H5knJ)

313 How much you want to bet that Kamala, being, you know, herself, got all flirty with Prezzy Lightbringer?



That's how she rolls and he probably got all flirty back based on the infamous Airforce One pick with him and the press gaggle.



Ain't NO wife going to overlook THAT I don't care how shamtastic
your marriage is. And Kamala could have been an actual threat, unlike
the average reporterette.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (87Umy)

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Yeah except for Big Mike having a penis and Obama a straight up dirt poker, your theory makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (pw+jk)

314 307
He does look slimmer, mainly because he hasn't been wearing the body armor underneath his suit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Well that makes me nervous.

Posted by: lizabth at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (L3Rsz)

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He's got the newer stuff, less bulky, better protection.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)


Force Field.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

315 Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?



Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)



I have seen some beautiful lesbians in my time. Dykes on the other hand, yeah thats a whole different species.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (9Om/r)

316 SUCK IT CHICAGO!!!!

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

317 Gays envy women and Dykes hate men?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 06:43 PM (In5Sq)

ooh, you said it a lot shorter and faster than I could!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (Kpl3J)

318 Blowback, it has begun...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (3H9h1)

319 And all the bunnies and squirrels come out to laugh
and wave and sing as she runs fleetly through the forest, singling
catchy Canadian songs in her handcrafted doeskin bikini.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (FtO5h)

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Sunlight plays on her flowing hair as she approaches the sparkling pond beneath the waterfall and prepares for a refreshing bath.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

320
Anyone remember the Marauder quote by the fake injun Warren?

"There is nobody in this country who got rich on their own. Nobody. You built a factory out there - good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory... [Or homes] Now look. You built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea - God bless! Keep a hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along."

The Marauders are here, courtesy of the Democrats in power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fQCDqXfq0

Posted by: Soothie at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (VmtzM)

321 226 Now you people made me hungry for pizza
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:35 PM (OjZpE)


I just ordered 2. I wanted to go out for Mexican, but I got a side-gig meeting in an hour. Not stopping the margarita, tho...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (8C7+r)

322 As an out of the closet conservative Republican who resides in Chicago, I will take the opposite position here.

NO ONE deserves to be targeted by a "peaceful protest" at their residence. The Mayor of Chicago deserves to have safety and peace in her home.

Where was the outrage in the press when Sen McConnell or other Republican officials and bureaucrats were targeted. Where was the outrage when Republicans were targeted in restaurants and other public spaces.

This is beyond the bounds of "peaceful protest" and ought to be dealt with accordingly. The mayor exhorted the protestors early unfortunately. She put gas into the fire.

Hopefully they will arrest those people and fine them. Hopefully nationwide when it happens again, those protestors will be arrested and fined-or even jailed.

Posted by: jeff at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ctlaR)

323
when Jack Straw gets here, don't make him angry
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

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Let's nominate someone to do it. *looks at post ahead of mine*

LeftCoast Dawg!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (G51Gf)

324 How much you want to bet that Kamala, being, you know, herself, got all flirty with Prezzy Lightbringer?

After watching Barky giving his Elba speech last night, I am pretty convinced that the only thing that fires his loins is a naked 8 year-old boy in a djellaba.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (luzVb)

325 258 203 Why would anyone think Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama *like* each other? What in the history of politics would ever suggest that?
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Well, Mooch is well hung and Camel knows what to do with that?
Posted by: Dingbat


Seriously, I wonder is Michelle Obama is like Caster Semenya, the South African middle-distance runner who claims to be female but who has some male chromosomes. TO resolve the dilemma, Olympic Committee doctors demanded a visual medical inspection of Caster Semenya's "down there" region," and discovered (apparently -- this was leaked info, not officially release) that she/he/it was a true "intersex" individual, one in a billion; vestigial female anatomy, but also a fairly substantial clitoris/penis appendage, and a testicular sac -- that was empty, as the ovaries/testicles had never descended.

The question in these circumstances is, what terminology do you use? Are the gonads ovaries, or testicles. Is the ding-dong-thingie a modest-sized penis, or a gigantic clitoris?

Anyway, one suspects that Michelle Obama is similarly, uh, constructed.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (HEEq1)

326
I have seen some beautiful lesbians in my time. Dykes on the other hand, yeah thats a whole different species.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (9Om/r)

Yes. I was surprised that Sophie Ward was a lesbian. She's very lovely.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ONvIw)

327 Not a gripe about women at all; they are human.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (H5knJ)

Well...except for redheads...and my ex...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (xT2tT)

328 My father was the keeper of the Eddystone light
And he slept with a mermaid one fine night
Out of that union there came three
A porpoise and a porgy and the other was me.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (AiZBA)

329 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?

It stars Russell Crowe and sounds like a modern-day update on Falling Down.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

330 He's got the newer stuff, less bulky, better protection.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)





Force Field.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

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Only the slow blade strikes true!

Posted by: Gurney Halleck at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

331 313 Because male stimulation is primarily visual and female is emotional.

I know people always say this kind of thing. I think there's virtually no truth to it. Men are very plainspoken about curb appeal, and women - who are less forward than men - are not. But they are every bit a prisoner of their eyes as men. If you think otherwise, ask short guys, guys with thinning hair, and fat slobs how they do with chicks. Unless they are financially secure, politically powerful, or a celebrity, the answer is: less well than men who satisfy male beauty standards. Not a gripe about women at all; they are human.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (H5knJ)

Have heard this, since forever, from a lot of people I hold suspect. So, suspicious.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (bCLt0)

332 328 Not a gripe about women at all; they are human.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (H5knJ)

Well...except for redheads...and my ex...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (xT2tT)

========

Hey...Dolley is a wonderful woman who makes me sammiches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 06:49 PM (UWqZJ)

333

Four members of the Chicago city council are trying to call the council back into session from its August vacation (must be nice) to ask the National Guard sent in to help protect the city. If we had a governor who gave a shit he would have done it a long time ago. And more fun for Chicago. Next Saturday 29th, BLM is supposed to have a "protest" on Michigan Ave and River North to stop people from shopping there. After all of the looting those animals did I'm sure there's nothing to shop there anyway

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (7XBj0)

334
As an out of the closet conservative Republican who resides in Chicago, I will take the opposite position here.

NO ONE deserves to be targeted by a "peaceful protest" at their residence.

Posted by: jeff

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Fuckin' DUH. Go tell Lori Lightfoot. Make sure she understands it applies to the proles as well as her eminent self.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (G51Gf)

335 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?


Yeah, is that the movie about Hillary?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)

336 She has already made it clear to you peons when she got her haircut when nobody else could. Don't make her tell you again. She's getting tired of you not learning.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (lonOK)

337 What occurs in the lefty fiefdoms has little impact on the larger questions facing the nation

Are people intelligent enough to understand the left's trajectory is a highway to Hell ??

I'm sorry to say, I'm not sure

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (O+AcM)

338 Ah, the beauty that is Ellen DeGeneres!!

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (bCLt0)

339 Gay men seem to make themselves into caricatures of women, with over preening and emotionalism.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (wB6NV)

340 Donna, LOL. It should be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)

341 If the Communists manage to cheat their way into total power, I think learning some Polish, Hungarian, or Czech may be in order. Fleeing to Central Europe to escape Commie oppression. It's 2020.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (C1Lsn)

342 >>>There is a rumor that some members of the city council are going to try to get her recalled but it's just a rumor now


I mean, she's not doing the homicides... just enabling them. She's the GM that needs to be fired after another under-.500 year.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 06:51 PM (AFSld)

343 Ooooo! And the pizzas just arrived!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 06:51 PM (8C7+r)

344 OK. I will accept arguments in favor of this flaming skull because I live in Santa Cruz county, original birthplace of the species homo NIMBY. And yes, I would like to see them all in flames.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

345 I dated a woman who later went lez. She was certainly not fugly or I wouldn't have dated her.

And it wasn't my fault - I had known her for years before we dated and she was completely hetero. I knew her previous boyfriend. And she was...quite, let's say, enthusuastic. You never would have known.

Couple years after we broke up she started driving the muff highway only, and is now married to a chick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:51 PM (FtO5h)

346 No gripes about wimminz ( she's sitting Right Here)!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:51 PM (bCLt0)

347 Because male stimulation is primarily visual and female is emotional.



I know people always say this kind of thing. I think there's virtually no truth to it.



Tiger Beat, Teen Beat - they are forever looking at magazines but denying their response to visual stimulation.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:51 PM (luzVb)

348 My theory, gay guys are out there hustling to get the dick.
Dykes have given up on getting the dick so they uglify and weigh 300 pounds.
Fight me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 06:52 PM (pw+jk)

349 Jeff, when it's protecting someone from the thugs she's content to loose on everyone else, a serious problem is created.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 06:52 PM (4k/Uz)

350 Crowdstrike commercials all over OANN and Fox Business the last couple of weeks. Never saw them before.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 06:52 PM (sGotD)

351 "And the cops go along. Lockstep/goosestep, tomaytoh/tomahtoh.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 20, 2020 06:26 PM (99Nt9)

Well, she's their boss. They "go along" or... quit.
If there was any honor, that is."

Read Second City Cop blog if you want to know what cops think of it. They're quitting by the dozens.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 06:52 PM (qpX6U)

352 Governors that have mandated all mail-in voting are guaranteeing corruption on a massive scale.

But of course, that is the plan.

Silly me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

Today I got two pieces of mail from the "Center for Voter Information" in Washington DC with... PRE-FILLED absentee ballot requests and a bunch of propaganda about how our state is insisting that people vote by mail this year.

This sh*t is much more complex than we're giving it credit for. I put both pieces (one for me, one for my wife) through the shredder. Twice.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 20, 2020 06:52 PM (9V81o)

353 How much you want to bet that Kamala, being, you know, herself, got all flirty with Prezzy Lightbringer?


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The Mooch knows he doesn't roll that way.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:52 PM (c6ma9)

354 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?

It stars Russell Crowe and sounds like a modern-day update on Falling Down.

--

It's his biopic. He throws telephones at hotel clerks throughout.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (WCO+/)

355 Of course women take into account physical traits but it's not the primary driver as it is with men.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

356 Yes. I was surprised that Sophie Ward was a lesbian. She's very lovely.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ONvIw)

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Lesbianism seems more fluid than male homosexuality. Anne Heche was a lesbian and then decided to give it up. De Blasio's wife also was a lesbian.

I recall reading an article in the WSJ during the '90s that referenced "LUGs," that is "Lesbian Until Graduation."

I've read that female sexuality is more fluid and women have more control over it. Put another way, the notion is that women deliberately choose to be lesbian whereas mean are driven into homosexuality by trauma.

Of course, a number of men also "experimented" with homosexuality and rejected it. Seems to be a very British thing (Waugh, Graves, Auden, etc.)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)

357 vestigial female anatomy, but also a fairly substantial clitoris/penis appendage, and a testicular sac

That's hot.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (EgshT)

358 >>>Read Second City Cop blog if you want to know what cops think of it. They're quitting by the dozens.


Their early retirement rate is approaching NYPD levels. I was told my paperwork would be forwarded to my house in 8-10 weeks. We have a 700-person backlog of people looking to leave.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (AFSld)

359 I suspect an ugly contested election is the point of it all for the Left, and a vehicle for ramped up Civil War.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (bCLt0)

360 "Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?"

You self-select for the unattractive ones. I know quite a number of attractive lesbians. They have jobs, lives, hobbies (some are very good dancers), and don't have an interest in negative publicity. Oh, and there are plenty of unattractive gay men. It's kind of like not knowing anyone who voted for Nixon.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (KAi1n)

361
OK. I will accept arguments in favor of this flaming skull because I live in Santa Cruz county, original birthplace of the species homo NIMBY. And yes, I would like to see them all in flames.
Posted by: wth

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Howdy, neighbor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (G51Gf)

362 336 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?


Yeah, is that the movie about Hillary?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)


Yup. Stale, pale male is the villain. Go figure.

Just might go see it. After all, I rooted for Vader.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 06:53 PM (8C7+r)

363 After watching Barky giving his Elba speech last night, I am pretty convinced that the only thing that fires his loins is a naked 8 year-old boy in a djellaba.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM

So he was the BIC, the Buggerer in Chief?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (lgiXo)

364 327 Ugh looked up Sophie on your recommendation. Let the carpet munchers have this one.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (L9P9s)

365 Note to self; Don't take governmental tips from the Chinese.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (pB6Gt)

366 340
Gay men seem to make themselves into caricatures of women, with over preening and emotionalism.


Disagree. Did you see that butch guy singing after Day 1 of the DNC convention?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)

367 I really have to stop listening to the History of Rome podcast. It is getting scary.

The mere fact that she believes that she can say and do this, plus that she has not immediately been tarred and feathered says that the jig is already up.

People never fucking change.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)

368 Crowdstrike commercials all over OANN and Fox Business the last couple of weeks. Never saw them before.

Huge hiring drive. The digital forensic and consulting world is very busy.


Also: changing the reported results and findings to match what the Legal team wants?


Not a new thing and definitely not limited to Democrat customers.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (luzVb)

369 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?

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From Wifey's description I got the impression it was just more White Man Bad. But my meter is way overclocked on that scale.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (c6ma9)

370 Iron Mike, please post a review when you do. It looks interesting to me, and not entirely just another excuse to demonize white males.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)

371 316
Speaking of Lesbians, why are ghey men very often good looking guys and Lesbians are the bottom of the females scale?





Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:39 PM (OjZpE)



I have seen some beautiful lesbians in my time. Dykes on the other hand, yeah thats a whole different species.





Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Go for a bar cruise in Buckhead, just outside Atlanta, if you want to see 'Lipstick Lesbians', some of the most beautiful chicks you'll never have. At least in the 90's there were some smoking hot twosomes rolling around and they weren't bitchy like the plaid shirt dykes.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (qZdIZ)

372 324
when Jack Straw gets here, don't make him angry
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

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Let's nominate someone to do it. *looks at post ahead of mine*

LeftCoast Dawg!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (G51Gf)


Jack Straw and I are all good.

And yes, I am from WA state, where the really exceptional weed is grown and sold.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

373 Certainly not every lesbian, but if you found 10, 8 will be bottom tier, find 10 ghey and 7 will be fairly good looking

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (OjZpE)

374 As an out of the closet conservative Republican who resides in Chicago, I will take the opposite position here.



NO ONE deserves to be targeted by a "peaceful protest" at their
residence. The Mayor of Chicago deserves to have safety and peace in
her home.





Posted by: jeff at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ctlaR)


And businesses don't deserve to be destroyed as she orders police to stand down or people attacked in the streets because she allows the lawlessness or if and when someone is arrested they are let out without even a slap on the wrist. She helped create the monster and feed it now let the bitch pay the piper

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (7XBj0)

375 356
Of course women take into account physical traits but it's not the primary driver as it is with men.

Posted by: Weaning is hard


Agree, although there are certainly women for whom it IS the primary driver.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (v16oJ)

376 @326 zombie-I know there are women with naturally higher than normal testosterone levels that have the enlarged clitoris and outer labia region. You also have the bodybuilder and fitness women that bump their testorone levels through PED's. Depending on how much they supplement with will determine how much their lady bits"enlarge". Puts there sex drive through the roof too.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2020 06:56 PM (0jZnq)

377 342
If the Communists manage to cheat their way into total power, I think
learning some Polish, Hungarian, or Czech may be in order. Fleeing to
Central Europe to escape Commie oppression. It's 2020.


yeah. poland. that's always a good place to be when europe gets sporty.

Posted by: Bloodlands at August 20, 2020 06:56 PM (sGtp+)

378 Lori Lightfoot", as a name, sounds like it ought to belong to a super hot chick....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 06:30 PM (yuSlX)


Super hot Native American chick.

Posted by: Weaning is hard




Indian Kid: "How did Lori Lightfoot get her name, Heap Big Chief?"

Chief: "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 06:56 PM (BM2fS)

379 336 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?


It's about a an ignorant angry white man who terrorizes a woman. Hits all the #MeToo, men are brutes buttons you can be sure. Hollywood wouldn't dare do it differently.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (H8QX8)

380 JROD, I think Lori has more testosterone than most Republican males. That's the problem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

381
Studies that can never be published: Domestic Violence in Same-Sex Couples.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (mht8P)

382 Ah, I'm just riffing. Don't have much knowledge on a personal level about gays OR lesbians. We don't swim in the same pond, is why.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)

383 342 If the Communists manage to cheat their way into total power, I think learning some Polish, Hungarian, or Czech may be in order. Fleeing to Central Europe to escape Commie oppression. It's 2020.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 06:50 PM (C1Lsn)

Yup

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (In5Sq)

384 The balls on this bitch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

385 Of course women take into account physical traits but it's not the primary driver as it is with men.

You think it's men's primary driver? You know who men find attractive? Virtually any woman who says yes. You think uggos are dying virgins?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (H5knJ)

386 Ordinary American, I hear ya.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

387 There's definitely a bigger connection to fitness/gym culture in the gay community than the lesbian community.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (icI8A)

388 I also believe that most lesbian predilection has its roots in abuse by a male family member at an early age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

That's where I was going.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (c6ma9)

389 I know people always say this kind of thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:47 PM (H5knJ)

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They say it because it is true. It's been tested again and again.

Men put a premium on visual appearance. It is literally the most important factor. For women is simply not as dominant.

They've done randomized studies of this, proving it. Are you anti-science?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

390 I guess it is too late for Biden to pick her, huh?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (fkqEw)

391 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Rham at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

392 There's definitely a bigger connection to fitness/gym culture in the gay community than the lesbian community.
Posted by: Broseidon at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (icI8A)


Why, it's almost like men and women are different somehow.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (hku12)

393 389 I also believe that most lesbian predilection has its roots in abuse by a male family member at an early age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

That's where I was going.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (c6ma9)

I suppose we could ask them.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (bCLt0)

394 It's about a an ignorant angry white man who
terrorizes a woman. Hits all the #MeToo, men are brutes buttons you can
be sure. Hollywood wouldn't dare do it differently.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (H8QX

And his name is Tony Drump.

Tony is short for Tonald.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (c6ma9)

395 365 327 Ugh looked up Sophie on your recommendation. Let the carpet munchers have this one.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 06:54 PM (L9P9s)
Young Sophie was lovely. In Dark Adapted Eye, she was the femme fatale, and she was very pretty in Aria. One of the Brit "faces of the 80s".

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (ONvIw)

396 You think it's men's primary driver? You know who men find attractive?

Sophie Marceau?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (v16oJ)

397 Ace is right on with the tarring and feathering. Nothing will change until one of these wanna-be tyrants is dragged from his/her and and completely physically and emotionally humiliated.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (H8QX8)

398 I've been fortunate to have known a few super hot bisexual women . I think the attractive scale starts to go down the more they are disgusted by penis.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

399 Death of Lucias Clay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RINjwFfSfpk

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (In5Sq)

400 As an out of the closet conservative Republican who resides in Chicago, I will take the opposite position here.

NO ONE deserves to be targeted by a "peaceful protest" at their residence. The Mayor of Chicago deserves to have safety and peace in her home.



Posted by: jeff at August 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ctlaR)


And businesses don't deserve to be destroyed as she orders police to stand down or people attacked in the streets because she allows the lawlessness or if and when someone is arrested they are let out without even a slap on the wrist. She helped create the monster and feed it now let the bitch pay the piper

Posted by: TheQuietMan



And every single human being on the planet deserves to have the right to defend themselves and their loved ones or property, wherever they are, whenever they're there, with appropriate lethal force, if necessary.

The tiniest one cell organism can defend itself with lethal force. Animals, birds, critters of every size and shape can defend themselves with appropriate lethal force.

I wonder why human beings seem to be, to Democrats, the ONLY creatures on the planet that don't have this right.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (BM2fS)

401 And his name is Tony Drump.

Tony is short for Tonald.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (c6ma9)

Probably. That's about the level of subtlety in "art" these days.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (H8QX8)

402 Broseidon, I'm barely plugged into gym culture, yet I admit I associate certain gym chains with certain gym attitudes. For instance:

24-Hour Fitness, LA Fitness = the average fitness places here in So Cal

Gold's Gym, UFC Gym = places for the roid ragers to pump iron and show off

Planet Fitness = "gym" that's actually really just a social club

There's also a new gym chain here that seems to be specializing in a Latino clientele, called Esporta.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

403 "we need to reelect this strong leader!"
--Chicaogans

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

404 394 389 I also believe that most lesbian predilection has its roots in abuse by a male family member at an early age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)


I have known too many lesbos to call BS on this

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (O+AcM)

405 Parents are being asked to sign forms agreeing not to watch their children's online classes.
"Violation of this agreement may result in RCS removing my child from the virtual meeting."

https://tinyurl.com/y4ovmwxv

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (wiXsO)

406 Unhinged plot - After a confrontation with an unstable man at an intersection, a woman becomes the target of his rage.


Falling Down plot - An ordinary man frustrated with the various flaws he sees in society begins to psychotically and violent lash out against them.


First movie guy pissed at a single person. Second movie, guy is pissed at society.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (gmo/4)

407 You think it's men's primary driver? You know who
men find attractive? Virtually any woman who says yes. You think uggos
are dying virgins?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (H5knJ)

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This doesn't actually refute the argument.

You prefer filet mignon, but if you are starving, you'll settle for bugs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (cfSRQ)

408 Classic limousine liberal. That term needs to be brought back and used more often.

Posted by: Blago at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (gkdnV)

Needs updating. How about Cadillac Commie.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (c6ma9)

409 They've done randomized studies of this, proving it. Are you anti-science?

How would you do a scientifically credible study proving such a thing? Any such study is going to depend in large part on self-reporting of responses.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (H5knJ)

410 371 Iron Mike, please post a review when you do. It looks interesting to me, and not entirely just another excuse to demonize white males.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)


WILCO.

I think it won't be until next weekend. This Sat is estate auction for late in-laws.

Sun is Day of Drink, I expect.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (8C7+r)

411 398 Ace is right on with the tarring and feathering. Nothing will change until one of these wanna-be tyrants is dragged from his/her and and completely physically and emotionally humiliated.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (H8QX


An example, just like Goodyear.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (In5Sq)

412 NOOD Goodyear

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (AiZBA)

413 Why, it's almost like men and women are different somehow.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 06:59 PM (hku12)

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BADTHINKER!!! BADTHINKER!!

Posted by: Pear-shaped blue-haired lunatic at August 20, 2020 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

414 Parents are being asked to sign forms agreeing not to watch their children's online classes.

"Violation of this agreement may result in RCS removing my child from the virtual meeting."



https://tinyurl.com/y4ovmwxv

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (wiXsO)

Completely unenforceable.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

415 I think if, as a politician, you really really screw things up it's on your voters. And I don't mean this as a knock on the voters, allthough that is certainly deserved. What I mean is once you really screw up the people who voted for you are kind of stuck supporting you. Because the last thing people will do in modern narcistic society is admit they collectively, royally messed up. No they will double down. The more you screw up, the harder your voters will fight for you.


You know that saying that goes something like "if you default on a thousand $ debt to the bank you have a problem but if you default on a 100 billion $ debt the bank has a problem"?


Well, if your mayor screws up the dog park the mayor has a problem. But if your mayor screws up civilization itself and plunges the entire city into a communist revolution hell, well ... you have a problem. One that you can't ever admit and will do the damned stupidest things to hide.


This, I think is the entirety of the "Democrat Strategy".

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 07:02 PM (l6b3d)

416 396 My mother used to say that British women have barnyard features; and, as in so many things, she was right.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 07:02 PM (L9P9s)

417 You think it's men's primary driver? You know who
men find attractive? Virtually any woman who says yes. You think uggos
are dying virgins?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (H5knJ)

++++
I think this is pretty accurate. So many, many Mr. and Mrs. Feasters out and about.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 07:03 PM (T2NR8)

418 I wonder why human beings seem to be, to Democrats, the ONLY creatures on the planet that don't have this right.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (BM2fS)
As Scott Adams, who occasionally hits one out of the park, says, Democrats want to stop Republicans from defending themselves against Democrats.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 07:03 PM (c6ma9)

419 You think it's men's primary driver? You know who men find attractive? Virtually any woman who says yes. You think uggos are dying virgins?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (H5knJ)


Yes, it's a primary driver. There is a preference cascade that occurs, and there are gradations for men in when and where they are willing to "settle for" something less than their ideal, in various situations.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 07:03 PM (hku12)

420
Lori, like other urban women, name her children after the first thing they see after conception.

Have you met her kids, Malibu and Tercel?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

421 Needs updating. How about Cadillac Commie.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 07:01 PM (c6ma9)

SUV Socialist.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 07:03 PM (H8QX8)

422 Greetings:

No doubt "Dykes on Bikes" will be riding to her rescue in no time at all.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 20, 2020 07:04 PM (evgyj)

423 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (H5knJ)

If they are depending on me , yes. Anyway that's has nothing to do with the debate. A man will start with the most attractive and work his way down. Like water finding its level.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 07:04 PM (2DOZq)

424 I see guys at the gym who definitely trigger the gaydar.
Buff upper bodies and chicken legs seem to be a tell.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 07:04 PM (lgiXo)

425 I wonder why human beings seem to be, to Democrats, the ONLY creatures on the planet that don't have this right.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 07:00 PM (BM2fS)
As Scott Adams, who occasionally hits one out of the park, says, Democrats want to stop Republicans from defending themselves against Democrats.

Posted by: ...



Nailed it.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 07:05 PM (BM2fS)

426 Has anyone else heard of this new movie coming out, titled "Unhinged"?

It's about a an ignorant angry white man who terrorizes a woman. Hits all the #MeToo, men are brutes buttons you can be sure. Hollywood wouldn't dare do it differently.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 06:57 PM (H8QX
.........

It stars Fat Gladiator.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

427 Finding a ballsack where you don't expect one is a scintillating treat.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2020 07:05 PM (EgshT)

428 388 There's definitely a bigger connection to fitness/gym culture in the gay community than the lesbian community.
Posted by: Broseidon at August 20, 2020 06:58 PM (icI8A)

The lesbian community at my gym is much larger in numbers than the gay community, and we have a goodly number of both.

I think its location dependent, as well as what type of gym it is: Planet Fitness vs. A Black Iron Gym

Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 07:05 PM (BgMrQ)

429 416 Rather perspicacious banana Dream.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 07:05 PM (L9P9s)

430 Yes, it's a primary driver. There is a preference cascade that occurs, and there are gradations for men in when and where they are willing to "settle for" something less than their ideal, in various situations.

You think this works any less as a description of female desire? A woman will "settle for" a guy who is a good provider but is a 5 as to looks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 07:06 PM (H5knJ)

431 https://bit.ly/2EpFQx7
*******
Illegal immigrant hailed by Democrats deported under Clinton, re-arrested under Obama | Just The News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 07:08 PM (W6rFC)

432 I get that Mooch could care less where Hussein gets his chakras released, However, Kamala would be an ACTUAL threat to her meal ticket.

Do you think that if the Lightbringer had thrown off Mooch and taken up with Kamala, the Dems, in unison, would NOT have suddenly noticed that Mike looked like Sasquatch?

Kamala would have been a threat in the way few females would have been. She at least looks like an attractive woman. Or did before her chipmunking.

I doubt Kamala has any more regard for any man than a high priced call girl generally does. But if she can move up the ladder she will.

Hillary HATED with the heat of a thousand suns all Bill's conquests even more than she hated him.

And it doesn't matter if The Lightbringer likes little boys better. Kamala could have been seen to be an asset which is why she was a threat. And she was certainly no stranger to going after a married man to climb the ladder of success.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2020 07:08 PM (87Umy)

433 Rednecks accidentally step into a gay bar for a drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fohoawphzw

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 07:08 PM (In5Sq)

434 I've read alpha males almost always marry alpha females while alpha females will marry non alpha males.
If you see a really good looking couple chances are they're wealthy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 07:09 PM (lgiXo)

435 184 =ahem

Posted by: steve scalise at August 20, 2020 07:24 PM (11H2y)

436 236- Just wait. Every time you think he's found bottom, DeBlasio manages to sink even lower.

Posted by: vivi at August 20, 2020 07:30 PM (11H2y)

437 I don't know if I can get worked up over this. I just saw the BLM scum run over a raccoon and beat it to death on a gateway pundit video. I'm done with these knuckle dragging dregs of society.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 20, 2020 07:34 PM (EVJ0V)

438 Well...
My only true friends...
If she is able to convince her constituents that she is right, then she is right.
The smart and the capable deserve to survive, while the stupid and the hapless deserve to perish.
Our 200+ year experiment in dulling the edge of Darwinism may ultimately fail. These feral post-human beasts may be the wave of the future. A massive majority of our kind may need to be slaughtered to cull the herd and strengthen the bloodlines.
We may have to go back and relearn how to be homo sapiens.
Or we may fail at that as well, and then the cockroaches will have their turn at bat.

Posted by: jbspry at August 20, 2020 07:34 PM (ATe9j)

439 What an ignorant entitled bitch. During lockdown we the great unwashed couldn't get haircuts but she could be she cares about her hygiene and she's the mayor and it's her duty.
After the first day of Floyd riots downtown sends all the cops there after the fact. The looters then moved to the neighborhoods in the city . Shots fired down the street from me. Car set on fire. Seen neighbor running to his Fathers house to protect him. Called 911 three times. Busy signals. Neighbors couldn't get thru either. We were on our own.
483 homicides and a total of 2595 shot in the city this year so far. No need for National Guard? Hot weather for the rest of the week and next. We'll be over 500 homicides soon
And she has the balls to have extra protection because SHE feels threatened.
I have news for you Groot. Anyone who steps out on the streets of Chicago in ANY neighborhood is threatened daily you ignorant entitled C**t

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at August 20, 2020 07:41 PM (+Vkwv)

440 Not even lying, it was months before I knew if Lori Lightfoot was a woman or just a very wimpish man.

Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 20, 2020 07:47 PM (ojwvu)

441 Of course, a number of men also "experimented" with homosexuality and rejected it. Seems to be a very British thing (Waugh, Graves, Auden, etc.)

-----
And yet the global AIDS epidemic began in the US.
Maybe American men don't reject it

Posted by: kayden at August 20, 2020 07:52 PM (EcUWm)

442 I'd have a lot more respect for "OurHeroes in Blue (TM)" if they didn't up to block accessbto her street. Until then, they can get the same treatment as the politicians they protect: piano wire and street lamp if they are lucky. If they are not so lucky, a 3AM housefire and their doors are chained shut.
Choose wisely. Tick tock tick tock ...

Posted by: butch at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (hXu8T)

443 What Cowards these Leftards be~ the UnBard

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 20, 2020 08:37 PM (Mce6+)

444 "It's a quiet night here at FOB Groot, though I was under fire a number of times on what locals call Damnation Alley, the one cleared route in from O'Hare airbase, er, airport...." -- Brian "Sandstorm" Williams

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Zap Rowsdower at August 20, 2020 10:01 PM (6AX6P)

445 Well, I don't know aboput the rail, but when I look at the mayor, it looks like she's (*)already been tarred and feathered.
(*) She, so to say.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at August 21, 2020 04:28 AM (VsUQa)

446 Classic limousine liberal. That term needs to be brought back and used more often.

Posted by: Blago at August 20, 2020 06:44 PM (gkdnV)

Needs updating. How about Cadillac Commie.

SUViet?

Posted by: PJ Britzker at August 21, 2020 07:58 AM (sYFNf)

447 Those darn democrats are ruining big cities again.
But she's a negro lesbo.
Shut up!
Why is it only black run cities which are ruined?
Shut up and stop noticing!
Is race actually real?
Now you've done it, jew jew sefton will ban your post because he loves free speech but hates hate speech you bigoted nazi.
Hate speech is not real.
Stormfront! Stormfront! This guy's from Stormfront!!!

Posted by: FPY at August 21, 2020 12:36 PM (wDOYc)

448 i'm surprised no one is calling her Lori Lightfinger.

Posted by: iowaan at August 21, 2020 12:47 PM (oFA8P)

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