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Kamala Harris' Livestream Was So Poorly Attended That the DNC Had to Clone Viewers In Order to Make the Stream Appear Full
There were 30 faces of viewers -- supposedly -- shown watching her livestream.
But a sharp-eyed viewer noted that two of the faces in the mosaic were the same -- the face had just been cloned to fill up the screen. Then another viewer noticed more duplicated faces. They couldn't even pull 30 real people into the livestream.Apparently, the DNC couldn't even find 30 people who were excited about Kamala Harris, so they had to duplicate someone's livesteram pic.twitter.com/1cLhQRRkzg
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) August 20, 2020
mother of God there are more https://t.co/ENpNsTpTFo pic.twitter.com/htLcgoJMG9
— Andrew Clark (@AndrewHClark) August 20, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (G51Gf)
Oh god. Willowed AND robbed of first.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (G51Gf)
*faints*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 20, 2020 04:00 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (ZI4/t)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2020 04:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (33/Yt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (q177U)
Yes, sure, these stupid online things are going to be poorly attended.
Hell, I don't give a shit about Trump rallies or anything online right now. I have better things to do with my time. My life does not revolve around politics 24/7.
But I sure as shit will be voting for Trump come November.
What's the feeling on how many on the Left feel the same way? They don't give a shit about any of this stuff going on right now, but they are definitely going to vote.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: The Rumble at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (KTq2u)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (33/Yt)
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Tighter control of the Democratic Party institutions for the establishment and setting her up as the next in line for 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)
If photos from the Antifa/BLM/Democrat rallies/riots are any indication, I bet they had to sort through some real freaks.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (R1mDg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (s4dNo)
Oh shit, I said "professional" didn't I?
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (33/Yt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (sy5kK)
The Harris choice was so weird to begin with. She looks like a fraud, acts like a fraud and sounds like a fraud.
Just like Hillary. They just look and sound like frauds. Opportunists.
If they had been smart they would have chosen someone like Tulsi. But, boy do they hate her.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Tighter control of the Democratic Party institutions for the establishment and setting her up as the next in line for 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)
So they are already conceding 2024?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (33/Yt)
Kamala couldn't drum up enthusiasm in the primaries long enough to get
to Iowa. She adds nothing to the campaign except, perhaps, making Biden
appear energetic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming
Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (33/Yt)
And coming from Commiefornia, which is a state that is already in the bag for Dems, So that didn't buy him anything either.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (gMiDP)
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (aKsyK)
Obama's pallets of cash come in handy. They bought the same Iranians who Photoshopped the missiles!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: That guy who always says the wheels are falling off at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (UAMe5)
Such a historic choice. So strong. So brave. So historic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (axyOa)
That's just lazy. There's thirty fan girls in the White House Press
corps alone. Throw in the paid shills and there's plenty. Somebody just
couldn't be bothered. Enthusiasm? not so much.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 20, 2020 04:04 PM (Wm5SB)
Since Harvey Weinstein is out of the picture and unavailable to assist in the production of the Dem Convention, this is what you get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (N39Ws)
This represents a huge lack of enthusiasm for the biden/harris ticket.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (S+F2a)
Reminds me of healthcare.gov (aka ObamaCare website).
Maybe SIX people got signed up on day one instead of the hundreds of thousands seeking cool government healthcare at last?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
If photos from the Antifa/BLM/Democrat rallies/riots are any indication, I bet they had to sort through some real freaks.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (R1mDg)
I mean, that pussy-hat-wearing freak apparently made the cut. And even was one of the cloned pics.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: That guy who always says the wheels are falling off at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (8B6Ng)
And hitting the Democrats in the groin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Fortcoins at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (hj4ry)
Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (S+F2a)
Both.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:02 PM (33/Yt)
Biden/Harris will be Obama/Jarrett 2.0
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Long time lurker, first time poster at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (jI02I)
one more week!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (W2Pud)
Whoo hoo!! Can't wait!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (ch6++)
I mean, that's like five bucks an hour maybe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: A Random Voter! at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (I2/tG)
The older one was reliving her pussyhead march moment with one of those infantile hats
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (ONvIw)
Next time you see someone wearing a pussy hat, explain to them that if their bits does indeed look like that, there is surgery to fix that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (N39Ws)
hey dems! let's do e-mail voting!
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: A Second, Completely Unrelated, Random Voter! at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (I2/tG)
Could Hunter have gotten some of the chicks down at Bob's House of Bazonkas to join the livestream?
I mean, that's like five bucks an hour maybe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (s4dNo)
Or some blow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (N39Ws)
This sort of duplication is standard practice in the industry, and is typical of winning candidates. Sophisticated people well versed in technology are familiar with this technique. Only the ignorant are surprised.
Also, 2+2=5. Only fools do not know this.
-The DNC
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (fA3Ff)
Posted by: Grisha Potemkin at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (S+F2a)
Both.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (s2VJv)
Agree.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: A Random Voter! at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (I2/tG)
"Her pussy is the warmest. And widest."
- - Willie Brown's brown willie
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Villiage of Potemkin at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: The 1971 Audio/Visual dept at Junior High at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: A Second, Completely Unrelated, Random Voter! at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (I2/tG)
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Think Kamala fancies a game of solitaire?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Billy Porter at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Marshall Hahn at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (ucVnv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (hj4ry
You ever seen a nascar crew change a tire?
Same thing. Just pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: GWB's Plastic Turkey at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (Hr+ZL)
We could have done a much better job, technically.
Posted by: The 1971 Audio/Visual dept at Junior High at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sy5kK)
"Pfft!"
- - Iranian missile photoshop team
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (HEEq1)
see, if they all had been wearing their masks like they should, they could have pulled this off
if it wasn't for you meddling kids...
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (sGUxM)
"Dims" is too right.
2020 has just been one insane clown show each and every day. I don't expect that to change even after the election.
Posted by: Turambar at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Inogame at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (+2xjH)
Makes ya wonder what kind of stuff they had to block!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (axyOa)
Good point.
Either freak plus, or...
Trump flags and t-shirts
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (aKsyK)
I guess it's good enough to just identify as a Governor to get in.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Miklos, about to declare The Hour of Happy at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (N39Ws)
I think the way to present yourself as a thoughtful, professional adult is to wear an animal ear hat! Everyone knows that.
The woman who came up with that design must be a conservative with a sense of humor.
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (ONvIw)
Journos?
Psych ward?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (rjE57)
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Paid journos from the psych ward. Yep, sounds about right.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (ueubY)
Instead they are pitching the "After Party!" starring a bunch of politicians and Hollywood types. The funniest thing is Anderson Cooper's live-in partner, Andy Cohen, is hosting.
Anderson is totally unbiased though, yo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (HEEq1)
"SOUND YOU FUNNY."
- - The Horta
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (Izzlo)
And they told two friends.
And they told two friends.
And they told two friends.
And so on, and so on, and so on.
Posted by: That very old shampoo commercial at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (sy5kK)
They couldn't get *30*?
:: wipes tears of laughter ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: The DNC at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (1vynn)
NO ONE likes Kamala
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (7ixfo)
When I kissed her she tasted like cigarettes and willie brown, but mostly like willie brown.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: Inogame at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (+2xjH)
Oh, I can't wait. Trump has a great sense of humor and I can see a smile erupting here and there. He knows. He's ready.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Inogame at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (+2xjH)
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It does need to be good, more energetic and inspiring that what Democrats are offering.
The media will call it dark, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 04:09 PM (aKsyK)
Old and busted - Charlie Weaver
New, er, "hotness" - Gnarly Beaver
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (ueubY)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (7ixfo)
No, but it's awfully fun to watch the lefties that loathed her 2 weeks ago attempt to fawn all over her now.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (8B6Ng)
She should have talked about what she learned under Willie Brown.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM
"...he was always behind me, pushing me forward..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (sGUxM)
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (SmXeA)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (kA3Cp)
"Norman! Coordinate!"
- - Kamala 56
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (s2VJv)
Next time you see someone wearing a pussy hat, explain to them that if their bits does indeed look like that, there is surgery to fix that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:07 PM (N39Ws)
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If the pussy hat rallies return, I'm attending in a purple pith helmet and riding breeches.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (fA3Ff)
--
Could you set the bar a little lower?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (kA3Cp)
And they told two friends.
And they told two friends.
And they told two friends.
And so on, and so on, and so on.
Posted by: That very old shampoo commercial at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (sy5kK)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE PAUL LYNDE WAS IN THE CENTER SQUARE!
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: Miklos, selects all images of idiots at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (ueubY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (hj4ry)
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They wipe Joe down and put new pants on him.
Usually about twice a week, these days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Turambar at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (HEEq1)
Fuck, I was thinking that they have TONS of canned video you can buy now of audience members and groups applauding. Are they too damn cheap to pay for some royalty free video of happy people applauding?
Just crop out the fucking birthday cake.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ShainS
--
Probably. Because it would be better by far.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM
"...he was always behind me, pushing me forward..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:11 PM (sGUxM)
_________
"He used to refer to it as 'using a carrot and a lick to get a head.'"
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (SmXeA)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (ueubY)
Deny, diminish, deflect.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (jcBGX)
Posted by: Frau Farbisina at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (iWCRg)
Just more flawless execution and creative ideas.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by:
at August 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (rjE57)
On tap tonight at the DNC Snooze Fest: film strips and phonograph record playing!
Come to our impromptu sock hop!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse!
Definately... stories are already written and being approved by the shit midas's people right now.
Posted by: Inogame at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (+2xjH)
And they all use the exact same words and phrases. Can you believe that?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (1ISKN)
If somebody hacks the (pre-taped, pre-edited) livestream of Biden
tonight and replaces it with Max Headroom, would anybody notice the
difference?
Posted by: ShainS
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Probably. Because it would be better by far.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (kA3Cp)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE HEAD TRAUMA AND A STUTTER.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (/qDkc)
So all these folks were dialing in twice. On purpose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (j7R0k)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (2sCft)
New, er, "hotness" - Gnarly Beaver
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (s2VJv)
Paul Lynde could sure improve things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (hj4ry)
https://youtu.be/1kw_d3d0XAo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++++
Internal Apple Computer music video. "I think we're a clone now."
https://youtu.be/PnCqNH7V9R0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)
Then you read further and find out it was 200 people. About. And they were not surrounding the museum, they were in "surrounding blocks". A very light pedestrian evening, in other words.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: The Frantic DNC! at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (ueubY)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ShainS
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Probably. Because it would be better by far.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:12 PM (kA3Cp)
The Max Headroom Incident: Part Two
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (Izzlo)
I mean, the MFM keeps telling us they're ahead in this race, and isn't it "historic" about the VP pick, but...
C'mon - are they TRYING to lose this thing? Is there some way they could do this MORE poorly?
They're got their POTUS candidate locked up in his basement, for cryin' out loud!!!!
Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (hOOi9)
Come to our impromptu sock hop!
I think they'd prefer to go back to their youth. You know, daguerreotypes.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (v16oJ)
Willowed from last thread
When you are a member yourself, you seem to know who else is in the group
----
Speaking
of being one of the group, did you all know that Chesa Boudin is a DA
in San Francisco. His 2 natural parents (Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert)
and both adoptive parents (BILL AYERS Bernadine Dohrn) are domestic
terrorists.
Chesa Boudin praised Portland for making Mike Schmidt their DA
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (h1jJh)
The focus of Tim Pool's podcast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5sZXTJ6rik
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (BeYX8)
New, er, "hotness" - Gnarly Beaver
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (s2VJv)
Paul Lynde could sure improve things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:13 PM (8B6Ng)
That was when gay was cool.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: Turambar at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (Gylu/)
unavailable to assist in the production of the Dem Convention, this is
what you get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2020 04:06 PM (N39Ws)
And that is the insane part of this: The entire industry is working about 20% and they Couldn't Manage To Find ANYONE to run a board and set things up with some competence?
Again, incompetence, indifference or blatant theft. Possibly all three.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (WyVLE)
just to see the idiocy in real time
I don't know if it went on during all of prime time but I came home at about 8:40pm and Karbunkle was on every network including FOX
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Yoda at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: ShainS
Would love to see
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime (Official Video)
https://tinyurl.com/y6swv74t
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (wtvvX)
Something this sophomoric is worrisome.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (I2/tG)
And, could swing more votes his way than anything else they've tried.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)
this is all over? Does it just belong to Obama forever or will there be
some leadership struggle among the elderly and the whippersnappers?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (hj4ry)
===
Sandy DonkeyChompers
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (pw+jk)
I get a strong sense that they've come to grips with the fact that Steiner isn't coming, and are just going through the motions to collect as much graft as they can before November.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (6qa8a)
Funny how Steve Bannon's arrest comes the same day as Biden's speech and right after the fiasco of night 3. And 2 and 1.
Co-inky-dink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (ueubY)
Like I do, when I have one of my occasionally frequent mini-strokes!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (iiT9X)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (L9P9s)
Paid?
Journos?
Psych ward?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:05 PM (rjE57)
Faces of Meth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (zeX4K)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM (kA3Cp)
That screen was one of Joe's Memory Match exercises that he attempts to complete each day, haters!
Sharp as a tack, he is!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (pNxlR)
I mean, the MFM keeps telling us they're ahead in this race, and isn't it "historic" about the VP pick, but...
C'mon - are they TRYING to lose this thing? Is there some way they could do this MORE poorly?
They're got their POTUS candidate locked up in his basement, for cryin' out loud!!!!
Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (hOOi9)
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They gave up months ago, got some hope because of COVID and then undermined everything by trying to shore up the black vote with riots.
I think it's been a purely internal struggle for a while now. They should have united at least two months ago, and the Establishment is still talking out both sides of its mouth. On the one side, it's taking control of the party apparatus away from the more leftist parts of the party, and on the other, they're filling the convention with little panels that appeal directly to the craziest of the left.
This is the establishment patting the activist left on the head condescendingly while taking away all their power at the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Billy Porter at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (sWM8x)
I found biden's pre-recorded announcement for tonight
youtube.com/watch?v=gw_oGKUqtN0
hunter or joe? you decide
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (sGUxM)
Ha ha.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (yuSlX)
Captain Midnight, where are you? America needs you now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (6qa8a)
If photos from the Antifa/BLM/Democrat rallies/riots are any indication, I bet they had to sort through some real freaks.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2020 04:03 PM (R1mDg)
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They could've had people dress up like Democrat greats: FDR, JFK, Lincoln
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (bloh/)
If they arrest pilots for being drunk before they fly, why are they offering Senile Joe the chance to run the country?
At least the drunken pilot has a co-pilot, and technology to help.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (rjE57)
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (YWBlw)
Tank Abrams would have filled that sceen.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 20, 2020 04:16 PM
ISWYDT
well played
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (sGUxM)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:10 PM (kA3Cp)
_________
Heh.
Same as: "Black Votes Matter! Black Lives? Not so much ..." -- Marxist Useful Idiots and the DNC (BIRM)
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (SmXeA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Yes, that is why the Harris pick. Silicon Valley money, and hopes for enough turnout in CA to avoid losing the harvested seats in OC.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: Turambar at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (Gylu/)
Loved Steve Taylor. Early pioneer of Christian New Wave. Saw him live twice.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (2sCft)
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (W2Pud)
That doesn't mean what you think it means.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (ueubY)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (L2ZTs)
They wanted to fill it with women but they were all busy fellating older, more established Dem politicians to advance their careers.
Priorities, man.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (ExV1e)
We count the cuts and we know how many times Joe shat himself on camera.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (HUGoU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (jcBGX)
No mention of torches or pitchforks, I take it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (zeX4K)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (HwiWi)
And then end with,
Talking Heads - Burning Down the House (Official Video)
https://tinyurl.com/y5eahlnf
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (rjE57)
Meanwhile, Joey the baby sea otter is getting fluffed after being in the tub
==============
I'm ready for my close up now!
Posted by: Teenage mutant anal otters at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (2y4NB)
The funniest irony is that John Kasich's kids have to say "I'm the child of a gutless sellout senator".
Ha ha.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (yuSlX)
Representative or governor. He never was a senator (U.S.).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (pNxlR)
Rush Limbaugh was saying today the whole democrat theme is minority women and immigrant women of color. Apparently they are just going to write off white men who happen to have been born in the U.S.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (WkPC9)
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (W2Pud)
Only here does they represent both cute innocence and risky click
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (s4dNo)
They could have filled in the duplicate squares with the Brady Bunch.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM
if I had mad skilz, I'd hack that & put Space Ghost in there three or four times
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (sGUxM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)
I've been wanting to tell you about this...
https://tinyurl.com/y3pmee2w
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yeah, I saw that. I'm not gonna make it a high priority upgrade like The Shining or 2001, but I'll probably pick it up if it dips below $15 at some point.
I've heard that there's a 4K restoration of Eyes Wide Shut that should get a physical release at some point, too. Seems like everything from Spartacus on will go 4K at some point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (HUGoU)
Posted by: Diogenes
They plan on suing for recounts in every swing state with respect to Trump v. Biden, and are going to contest every single House seat election for as long as possible.
They'll ramp up the violence in the streets and there will be assassinations of winning R candidates.
It's going to be "On".
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (O033+)
Posted by: James at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (/qDkc)
Here's how the DNC keeps Joe entertained for hours and hours in the basement!:
https://www.flippityfish.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Ha ha.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (yuSlX)
Representative or governor. He never was a senator (U.S.).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (pNxlR)
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That's what makes it funny, otherwise its just irony.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Turambar at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (Gylu/)
Loved Steve Taylor. Early pioneer of Christian New Wave. Saw him live twice.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (2sCft)
"Since I gave up hope, I feel a lot better" was one of the retort songs to the Hopey-Changey neighbor libutard...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (j7R0k)
Nah, she's going to be poison after the November curb stomping.
My guess is that Klobber and her allies will take possession of the smoking ruins of the Democratic Party, and OCrazyHo, Burny, and their unindicted coconspirators split off and form an openly communist party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (6qa8a)
https://tinyurl.com/y5eahlnf
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:19 PM (rjE57)
+++++++++
Or for more fun, Tom Jones and The Cardigans - Burning Down the House:
https://youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Frau Farbisina
Isn't it rich?
Are we on air?
Kamala's livestream begins
But no one's there.
Where are the clones?
This is a sin.
I need a gin.
Thirty Zoom spaces to fill
No one logged in.
Where are the clones?
Send in the clones.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Black Screaming Twat at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (d6DSt)
There are some technical explanations on Twitter re zoom, but there's a challenge to each one of them, and then a challenge back, so who knows.
Anyway, if they're legit (zoom duplicating tiles when this-or-that happens) then whoever set this up should have thought of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (G51Gf)
His kids will either claim to be adopted or say that their dad was a mailman.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Priapism at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (2cfUo)
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (W2Pud)
Only here does they represent both cute innocence and risky click
Posted by: AlaBAMA
This is from the "ottercam" and some things on the ottercam need to stay hidden.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Nah, she's going to be poison after the November curb stomping.
My guess is that Klobber and her allies will take possession of the smoking ruins of the Democratic Party, and OCrazyHo, Burny, and their unindicted coconspirators split off and form an openly communist party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (6qa8a)
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They just need to join the Family Worker's Party in New York.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)
Pretty sure that's why rich folks have the orgies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (1ISKN)
My. Name. Is. Jloe. Biden.
Take #246:
My. Nome. Is. Joe. Biden.
Take #247:
...
Posted by: The Frantic DNC! at August 20, 2020 04:14 PM (I2/tG)
lmao
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (rjE57)
Rush Limbaugh was saying today the whole democrat theme is minority women and immigrant women of color. Apparently they are just going to write off white men who happen to have been born in the U.S.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (WkPC9)
Democrat Party made this conscious decision in 2008, as Obama became popular.
Nothing has changed since, it is just more obvious today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sy5kK)
"Hi, my name is (obvious cut) Joe (obvious cut) Biden and I'm here to (obvious cut) accept (obvious cut) my (obvious cut) nomination (obvious cut) as a candidate for (several obvious cuts) President of (obvious cut) the United (obvious cut) States of (obvious cut) America..."
Posted by: pookysgirl, prepping for the drinking games at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (9vnup)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (zeX4K)
Keep an eye out for anything orange in the Biden speech.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (YWBlw)
I've said all along that Biden is a sacrificial lamb. Trump just was not going to lose.
IMO the Kamattress pick put paid to that a bit because I don't think they would waste her on a sure loser. OOH there is something to be said for "just in case".
That all said, after her terrible performance in the primary, they might have decided she is basically over (by herself) in national electoral politics.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (ueubY)
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (HEEq1)
Noice!
although Don't bother, they're here is the last line and would have tidied it up well
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (axyOa)
What happens at the aquarium, stays at the aquarium.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Adriane the Awwww Baby Animals Critic ... at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (LPnfS)
https://youtu.be/iYuldgIOelY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (hYcqw)
Oh I love this version. You have to get up and dance.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (LxTcq)
They could've had people dress up like Democrat greats: FDR, JFK, Lincoln
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 04:17 PM (bloh/)
Animatronic bodies from Disney's Hall of Presidents, or is that no longer around?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (pNxlR)
Black women. They are ignoring hispanics and asians entirely
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)
They plan on suing for recounts in every swing state with respect to Trump v. Biden, and are going to contest every single House seat election for as long as possible.
They'll ramp up the violence in the streets and there will be assassinations of winning R candidates.
It's going to be "On".
Posted by: Sharkman
As I said earlier, asynchronous low intensity warfare.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (YWBlw)
I've said all along that Biden is a sacrificial lamb. Trump just was not going to lose.
IMO the Kamattress pick put paid to that a bit because I don't think they would waste her on a sure loser. OOH there is something to be said for "just in case".
That all said, after her terrible performance in the primary, they might have decided she is basically over (by herself) in national electoral politics.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (ueubY)
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I think their main concern was to save the party from Bernie. Keep him from the presidency at any cost.
When it was all over, they were left with Biden, and they wondered, "Can we even win with this guy?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (UWqZJ)
Does he look like a bitch?
Too bad What's My Line is so old, that would make a hilarious SNL skit. Samuel L Jackson etc on the panel, asking questions about the mystery guest.
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
"Hi, my name is (obvious cut) Joe (obvious cut) Biden and I'm here to (obvious cut) accept (obvious cut) my (obvious cut) nomination (obvious cut) as a candidate for (several obvious cuts) President of (obvious cut) the United (obvious cut) States of (obvious cut) America..."
Posted by: pookysgirl, prepping for the drinking games at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM
They're doing such a bad job of it he may very well be wearing a different colored shirt after each cut.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (mNhhD)
Better yet, faces from the Cantina scene is Moe Eisley from Star Wars.
We're intergalactic, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (hj4ry)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 04:23 PM (9vnup)
I'll bet Willie has moved on to a much younger side piece.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (xT2tT)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jklz5p
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++
Excellent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (2y4NB)
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Joe is so old, half the population wasn't even born yet when that occurred.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (OjZpE)
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:18 PM (W2Pud)
I want him for a pet!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (TdMsT)
although Don't bother, they're here is the last line and would have tidied it up well
Posted by: OneEyedJack
True!
Here's the complete version, for the record:
Isn't it rich?
Are we on air?
Kamala's livestream begins
But no one's there.
Where are the clones?
This is a sin.
I need a gin.
Thirty Zoom spaces to fill
No one logged in.
Where are the clones?
Send in the clones.
Don't bother -- they're here.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (VpIIl)
Or was last night Ladies Night (and, yes, I'm including the JEF in that group)?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Willie Brown and a Thousand Others at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (ueubY)
sprinkled with more Talking Heads...
Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video)
https://tinyurl.com/yxvnxee7
Biden speak
"Road To Nowhere"
Well we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen
And we're not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
We're on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin' that ride to nowhere
We'll take that ride
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (1ISKN)
https://youtu.be/yzLT6_TQmq8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)
They'd rather burn it all down than accept a Trump win.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (VpIIl)
Meanwhile, Joey the baby sea otter is getting fluffed after being in the tub
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched
That's a big baby!
Posted by: Hugh Jotter at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (aKsyK)
Isn't it rich?
Are we on air?
Kamala's livestream begins
But no one's there.
Where are the clones?
This is a sin.
I need a gin.
Thirty Zoom spaces to fill
No one logged in.
Where are the clones?
Send in the clones.
Don't bother -- they're here.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM (HEEq1)
I'm laughing like a hyena.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (TdMsT)
JuJuBee, don't forget the clock in the background that keeps jumping from time to time. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:25 PM
I'd hate to be the continuity guy (or gal) for this production
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (sGUxM)
Read #Bannon indictment. Weak! Basically, they want to blame Bannon for statements made by people OTHER than Bannon, and make it a big federal crime that a way-below-market rate was paid to those running the project. Far MORE donor $ went to the project than MOST charities.
Hmmm....
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)
Can the Democrats cheat and lie well enough to put Biden in office? They have a an incredible amount of power to call on for it. CIA and FBI for starters and who knows who else.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (1eJby)
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Impossible. Barbara's nose can't fit through the innertubes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (hj4ry)
Posted by: Vendette at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (/N/PP)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (+lVUW)
Two retired Army officers write the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and go full bukakae with the coup pr0n fantasies.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=103993
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (oZTS+)
Rush Limbaugh was saying today the whole democrat theme is minority women and immigrant women of color. Apparently they are just going to write off white men who happen to have been born in the U.S.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:20 PM (WkPC9)
Democrat Party made this conscious decision in 2008, as Obama became popular.
Nothing has changed since, it is just more obvious today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sy5kK)
At their own demise - British Labor party went whole-hog commie in the last election, and a gave Boris the gift of a 80+ seat Parliament. He can do as he pleases.
Over on YouBoob, the Demo pledge adds sound desperate. My guess is these guys are gonna get beat like a nark in Sturgis, their polling sees it, and their sensing of their rabble shows it. Mail voting shenanaigans and the dead pools are all they have.
These candidates are drawing in voters like honeybees to horse-sh!t....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (j7R0k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (UWqZJ)
I tried rewatching EWS a couple weeks ago. I got as far as the scene where Dr. Tom Cruise goes to the house of the dude who died, and the daughter tries to mack on him while he's giving her comfort. Even though she just got done telling him she was getting married.
You know? I don't care what the point is. It's a cartoon, filled with cartoon characters, and only if you REALLY need to see Nicole Kidman in greater clarity, I can't think of any other reason anyone needs a 4K of that dreck.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (VpIIl)
Isn't that a man fourth from the left at the top or is that a woman with very short hair?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (WkPC9)
1) College hires cute newly-minted Ph.D. to teach French Literature.
2) She becomes the girlfriend of one of the most senior, powerful members of the faculty.
3) After a few years, it becomes obvious that she's not a very good teacher, and probably won't get tenure.
4) Senior faculty member calls in every political chit he's accumulated over decades on the faculty to get her tenure.
5) She gets tenure.
6) She dumps him the moment the ink is dry on the tenure decision.
Today, of course, she'd also bring a sexual harassment charge against the guy and get him fired, so she wouldn't have to look at him at faculty meetings.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (I2/tG)
What the hell is going on in North Carolina? It's looks like the bla...er, I mean Young Urban Democrats have decided Whitey needs killing.
https://tinyurl.com/y3srasfy
But no worries, Men, they only seem to be targeting women and children.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (WIvpv)
I think the DNC gets such shitty production values because they have all of Hollywood at their disposal, but they refuse to pay them anything. So everyone competent just finds an excuse and wanders away.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 04:28 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2020 04:29 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sGotD)
where?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:29 PM (rjE57)
dirty, nasty old men.
can't wait to meet you!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Actually guys, mind your Ps and Qs...I've seen her shoot. She knows what she is doing!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:29 PM (axyOa)
Dems are actually trying to lose. That would imply that they're playing a
longer game than I thought they were capable of, but it seems to fit
the available evidence.
***
They know they are going to lose. They are focusing on de legitimizing the results. the 2 candidates are sacrificial lambs for a lost cause. They are literally "mailing it in". The big story here is the massive fracture in the democrat party that has made them completely dysfunctional.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (h1jJh)
Yeah, they're putting her out on the ice floe and setting her adrift.
A woman who polls fourth in her own party's primary in her own state, which is dominated by her party does not a national candidate make.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (6qa8a)
Posted by: Billie Illish at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (Tnijr)
Just like the NoVaMoMee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (Wm5SB)
No, not a Portland mayor, the stock market.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)
My fear is someone *coughedgefund* *coughchyna* will start a market run.
that and a coup are what are left at this point.
Well, my other fear is that I forgot something else.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: DNC "Shampoo Gambit" vote-harvesting strategy at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at August 20, 2020 04:26 PM (d6DSt)
Throw in a flashlight.
It'll help the other guy find his car keys and they can drive out together.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (+lVUW)
Nothing has changed since, it is just more obvious today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sy5kK)
that is why they are desperate to import legal or illegal, and perpetrate fraud
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sGotD)
Big Macs and Diet Cokes are natural preservatives.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (WIvpv)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (BM2fS)
I don't think its going to work, but then I didn't think Obama would win either time, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
Unlike live people dead people vote by mail. And they multiply quickly.
Posted by: Eromero
You should see how they harvest those votes.
Old people in nursing homes, here today, gone tomorrow, voting Democrat in the 2020 election.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (qZdIZ)
Read #Bannon indictment. Weak! Basically, they want to blame Bannon for statements made by people OTHER than Bannon, and make it a big federal crime that a way-below-market rate was paid to those running the project. Far MORE donor $ went to the project than MOST charities.
Hmmm....
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)
It wouldn't surprise me if this ended up being a big nothingburger.
The shock news value of the initial report is probably going to be the worst that happens in this case. My guess is that the point of this is to make Bannon toxic to the Trump campaign, to the extent that Bannon's finger on the pulse of the base in 2016 is perceived to be the special sauce that gave Trump his victory. Taking that piece off the table is supposed to be the fatal blow to PDJT.
What they don't realize is that Trump has internalized this message long ago, and instinctively knows what the base wants. He can get this done by himself, as long as no factotum stands in his way.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (6xA3t)
https://vanaqua.org/babyotter
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020
*
*
I'd rather look at that than at Kamala . . . and I'm straight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Maybe this all comes down to the fact that broads simply can't figure out how to operate those newfangled comoutator things.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:30 PM (h1jJh)
They are simply trying to amp up the anger at this point. Make the country explosive.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (rjE57)
Wondering if the Army has figured out who the two that posed in uniform alongside people at a Biden political event are if they are military.
Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Long DaveA at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (h1jJh)
Read #Bannon indictment. Weak! Basically, they want to blame Bannon for statements made by people OTHER than Bannon, and make it a big federal crime that a way-below-market rate was paid to those running the project. Far MORE donor $ went to the project than MOST charities.
Hmmm....
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)
That's what I thought, when I saw it this morning, but I'm not a legal beagle, so I thought maybe I was missing something.
Frankly though, not caring one way or another about what happens to Steve Bannon, he strikes as the kind of guy who MIGHT be a sleazeball, but I don't know.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 04:32 PM (hku12)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJNu5uDvVM
Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)
How can you tell this is a very old story?
After a few years, it becomes obvious that she's not a very good teacher, and probably won't get tenure.
Nowadays, being a bad teacher is a career enhancer.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sGotD)
Big Macs and Diet Cokes are natural preservatives.
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (WIvpv)
Well then, I'm doing something wrong. Maybe I need to throw in a Filet o' Fish once in a while.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jklz5p
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Bwahahahahaha!
No editing necessary. Just straight up video.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (8B6Ng)
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died
All he left us was was another Clone
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (7ixfo)
Joe, don't listen to them.
Interviews only by Cardi B and People Magazine are brilliant.
Keep it up, man!
c'mon!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)
Obama did pretty well his first year too, then he aged pretty fast his second. For one thing he stopped dying his hair so much.
But yeah, usually presidents age like at a 3:1 rate in office. Its brutal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
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I've said for some time the suits are out to burn the crazies cuz there's no future for crazy. This means they will lose the House. You have to destroy the village, completely, to save the village. Had they nominated Hillary in 2016 instead of the Caucus King the party would still be a functioning machine. Obama Killed This Party.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (hj4ry)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (WkPC9)
When it was all over, they were left with Biden, and they wondered, "Can we even win with this guy?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (UWqZJ)
I hadn't thought of that. Seems to me like a case of "destroying the village to save it."
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (YWBlw)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (sGotD)
Old people in nursing homes, here today, gone tomorrow, voting Democrat in the 2020 election.
Posted by: Gmac
New rule:
If you died of Covid-19, you still get to vote -- against Trump, since he's the one that killed you. All Covid-19 death certificates come with an attached mail-in ballot, to be filled in by the same people faking up the death rate statistics.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (sGUxM)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Skip
If he gets through it without doing a boom boom in his pants, there will be a sigh of relief among his handlers, especially the ones in charge of his Depends.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (+lVUW)
I knew an ambitious young faculty member who palled around (innocently) with a senior faculty member, going camping, hiking, etc. and feigning friendship with him.
The senior faculty member was notoriously asocial, totally hopeless and painfully awkward with people, and just generally difficult without actually meaning to be: abrupt, curt, critical, and whose favorite word was "properly."
Junior faculty member schmoozes with him until about 30 seconds after getting tenure (doubtless with the support of the senior faculty member, who was in the same subdiscipline), then drops him like a bad habit.
Nice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (zeX4K)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (7ixfo)
When it was all over, they were left with Biden, and they wondered, "Can we even win with this guy?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (UWqZJ)
I hadn't thought of that. Seems to me like a case of "destroying the village to save it."
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (YWBlw)
==========
The Establishment won.
It's now handing out small cookies to the activist left while telling the other parents in the neighborhood that the activist left is a dumb little kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (UWqZJ)
if I had mad skilz, I'd hack that put Space Ghost in there three or four times
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 04:21 PM (sGUxM)
Space Ghost, Lara Croft, Waldo...
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (33/Yt)
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Well the mail in's will be decidedly for Biden.
So. . . .
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (NNrab)
even flashed on a black screen for a second. I swear, they should really
stop hiring the high school AV department to do this shit.
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What is surprising is that a typical serious presidential campaign costs upwards of $500 million.
Did they spend all the money on hookers and blow, or did they just waste it?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: President Biden at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (Go7Bx)
Bannon
illegal wire transfers.
fraud.
So the $2 Billion the Clinton Foundation raised and spent on "expenses" is just fine and dandy.
Yeah, a single standard of law.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
I know that's not the case, but I can sure hear Archie Bunker saying it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jklz5p
Posted by: JackStraw
That needs its own thread.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 04:31 PM (BM2fS)
so good
who was it that was doing this in the past with the trucks? The folks from Newsbusters.org?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:36 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: jmel at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 04:34 PM (hj4ry)
I wish they could lose the house - but I think they are still way too many "rotten districts" where they can't lose no matter what they do. Remember the predictions that AOC wasn't gonna win re-election? She got 80% of the vote in her primary, she'll get 80 in the general. She is exactly what her district wants, same for Maxine Waters, same for Nancy, same for so many of them. Add in mail-in voting in states like California and they've got a lock that can't be picked.
and don't even get started about how the GOP-e's candidate selection has been their usual sterling bag of shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Why run to win when
The knot of fraud takes years to
Untie? Cui bono?
Posted by: crisis du jour at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (L8DUW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Super Size it!
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (WIvpv)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM (sGotD)
Most in office have never really had to perform in their lives. At worst, being a governor, you're still on government time. Trump on the other hand has been dealing in cutthroat real estate for decades. Every single day has been a challenge, when you stand to lose millions of dollars in a matter of minutes.
I'm sure he's loving the challenge, and something different. And so far, there hasn't been anything truly stressful - it's just gnats swarming around his face.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (8B6Ng)
I, too, am wondering where all the money went. Hillary's campaign burned through more than a billion but it didn't show in their ads or coverage. I have no idea where the money goes, but I suspect a lot goes into a select few pockets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)
That's why they are engaged in such handwringing over Trump's alleged refusal to leave the White House if he loses - they intend to steal the election, and have the courts and military backstop that theft.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (I2/tG)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jklz5p
Posted by: JackStraw
That needs its own thread.
Posted by: Sharkman
Agreed.
So do the Little Kid Letters to PDT on last nights ONT. Hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (axyOa)
I, too, am wondering where all the money went. Hillary's campaign burned through more than a billion but it didn't show in their ads or coverage. I have no idea where the money goes, but I suspect a lot goes into a select few pockets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)
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Ad spending in CA and NY gets pretty expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (UWqZJ)
polls.
I apologize, that was optimistic and insulting to dead cats
ability to bounce.
What would be less bouncy than dead cats? Green Slime?
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (In5Sq)
Read #Bannon indictment. Weak! Basically, they want to blame Bannon for statements made by people OTHER than Bannon, and make it a big federal crime that a way-below-market rate was paid to those running the project. Far MORE donor $ went to the project than MOST charities.
Hmmm....
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)
That's what I thought, when I saw it this morning, but I'm not a legal beagle, so I thought maybe I was missing something.
=====
Its a pretext investigation so that the SDNY can scoop up all his electronic devices, computers phones etc.
they think he's Q.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (ODMJa)
It's the radicals who are winning the soul of the Democrats. Establishment will wane out after this election.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (4k/Uz)
Just like old times. I remember when they had to do that with Hills.
Neither Biden nor Harris has done any campaigning.
Posted by: MHK at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (Zmnko)
It is. If it'd really been significant they'd have waited until closer to the election. Instead they're wasting it on an attempt to manufacture a convention bounce for Plugs, which isn't going to happen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (6qa8a)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:40 PM (33/Yt)
Twitter and Google cannot stop those trucks.
And Bezos can't stop those boats!
Nor the Harleys.
What next?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:40 PM (rjE57)
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Its a pretext investigation so that the SDNY can scoop up all his electronic devices, computers phones etc.
they think he's Q.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM
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They think he is still on Trump's most favored list and he is communicating with Trump daily.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 04:40 PM (JUOKG)
Hey, if you knew you were gonna win, why not give out a few gifts.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 04:41 PM (ExV1e)
Almost like they were attempting the usual "Democrat lawmaker inspires young women" narrative (RGB, "Nevertheless, she persisted) by showing 30 women enthralled by her soaring eloquence. . . or something.
Do women like Kamala?
Would be interested in some polls on that. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 04:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (MxEKc)
Cow flap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:41 PM (zeX4K)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (Zmnko)
I'll be your right.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 04:41 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (CqHIp)
"Hiya!"
-- Media Matters donation transfer/commission scam
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (bDqIh)
Bill Kristol and the rest of the "Transition Integrity Project" are already wargaming out how to steal the election and force Trump from power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (I2/tG)
Nice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (zeX4K)
LOL, one of the oldest games in the book. In old wealthy families, the most popular variation was to get him to change his will leaving all to his new Devotee', who waits a respectful amount of time and then holds a pillow over the old codgers face one night. Both male and female have played that game, a lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)
She must have thought Texas was in play, because her ads were inescapable here for a while.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (H5knJ)
Oh yeah, they've all been slipped advance notice of phrases and topics, and have this done already. Like the Kamala acceptance reactions from the press. All they ahd to do was fill in the name and it was ready to go.
BEST PICK EVER!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (KZzsI)
Most House districts have been carefully gerrymandered. The Rs lost a few in CA in 2016 because of vote harvesting, which may be hard to win back in 2020.
For the competitive ones Turnout is key. The D/Left/Media Borg has pissed off a lot of Deplorables who may turn out in greater numbers than in 2016. White non-college is nearly 3x Blacks.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (9TdxA)
ANTIFA FOR BIDEN
running around Wilmington Delaware
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (ugwJg)
Would be interested in some polls on that. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20
she knows her way around the bedroom
Posted by: not so at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (UWqZJ)
NY and CA would vote for a Ham Sammich with a D.
Why make like it is competitive, unless to throw cash around to your closest friends (the media)?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (z79tQ)
They dumped him because they know he doesn't have the fortitude to follow through on their dreams.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (In5Sq)
"Can't wait for Joes acceptance speech tonight... The accolades have
already been written.. No , seriously, they have already been written.
Posted by: It's me donna"
Dems best bet is to use the speech to have Biden drop out of the race and replace him with... wait, that would be Kamala.
They really are screwed.
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
The anger they are amping up is envy of people who make more money than they do. Of my nieces and nephews who have jobs that don't pay that great, I hear envy of better paid, more ambitious people. My niece and her husband, who both have engineering degrees and have significant income, are pro Trump and politically conservative.
The democrats are all about ginning up resentment of successful people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (CqHIp)
It's going to be fun to spot the obvious edits to Sleepy Joe's pretaped speech.
"Hi, my name is (obvious cut) Joe (obvious cut) Biden and I'm here
to (obvious cut) accept (obvious cut) my (obvious cut) nomination
(obvious cut) as a candidate for (several obvious cuts) President of
(obvious cut) the United (obvious cut) States of (obvious cut)
America..."
Posted by: pookysgirl, prepping for the drinking games at August 20, 2020 04:22 PM
They're doing such a bad job of it he may very well be wearing a different colored shirt after each cut.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (mNhhD)
How on God's green earth can they pass off a prerecorded acceptance speech at a national convention and not be considered a complete joke. There are people who know nothing about Joe and they will be like "Prerecorded? Why?" and then comes all the "What happened to Joe?" spots. Bloodbath
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (/qDkc)
Joe obviously has problems with senility. Harris is showing the same obvious strengths that brought her from 14% to 02% before she dropped out Two Months before the Iowa Caucuses.
How do the Democrats expect this pair of losers to win?
Maybe they don't expect Biden and Harris to win?
Maybe they hope to replace them? After a violent and tragic incident? Maybe with Guns? Assault Weapons? By someone in a MAGA hat and NRA shirt?
The new candidates ride to victory on a wave of sympathy, hatred and revulsion of guns. A true Hollywood ending.
No, I don't think it wil happen, but can anyone rationally explain how else they expect to win?
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
Had they nominated Hillary in 2016 instead of the Caucus King the party would still be a functioning machine. Obama Killed This Party.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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2008?
But it's true, Obama is the worst thing to happen to the Democrat Party. His legacy is Trump. Dems see it differently -- Trump is whitelash -- but that still leaves white evil bigger than Obama's awesome greatness.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (G51Gf)
They promised it would be live.. as "live" as Joe can be
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (Zmnko)
And I think he was in the questionable MIT group.
We'll see
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Seems legit at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (jUVms)
Most House districts have been carefully gerrymandered. The Rs lost a few in CA in 2016 because of vote harvesting, which may be hard to win back in 2020.
For the competitive ones Turnout is key. The D/Left/Media Borg has pissed off a lot of Deplorables who may turn out in greater numbers than in 2016. White non-college is nearly 3x Blacks.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (9TdxA)
==
And, recall that the 30 freshman Democrats from Trump districts ALL promised to pursue healthcare legislation and not to pursue impeachment.
No healthcare legislation passed in the House and they all have two procedural votes in favor of impeachment at the least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (UWqZJ)
...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (z79tQ)
Well, that's *one* way to avoid indictment...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (yuSlX)
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
Cheating
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (oZTS+)
can anyone rationally explain how else they expect to win?
Posted by: Anon
========
Voter fraud.
And delusions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (G51Gf)
Its a pretext investigation so that the SDNY can scoop up all his electronic devices, computers phones etc.
they think he's Q.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM (ODMJa)
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He'll be as difficult as Manafort and Stone.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: JoeF.
To think that only yesterday
I was popular, some say.
Looking forward to
-- who wouldn't do? --
Being president one day.
But as if to knock me down
Reality came around.
Logged in to Zoom
Looked around the room
Saw that it was deserted.
Called up the tech helpline
Begged the nerd for rescue.
If my fans don't exist
Please dude don't desert me.
Fill up the screen, I plead
I truly am in need
A clone again, naturally.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (UWqZJ)
NY and CA would vote for a Ham Sammich with a D.
Why make like it is competitive, unless to throw cash around to your closest friends (the media)?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (z79tQ)
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Because she thought she had it in the bag and was running up the score in safe states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (UWqZJ)
They promised it would be live.. as "live" as Joe can be
Posted by: It's me donna at
live / animated / animatronics /finger puppets / claymation
Posted by: not so at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu)
Nice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (zeX4K)
I think that's very sad and cruel; It sounds like the Senior faculty member either was on the spectrum or was just such an introvert that it would have been a good idea for him to actually have some friends, and then to be dropped made him feel worse.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (WkPC9)
Her father already denounced her for implying that all Jamaicans smoke marijuana.
They're probably worried about what else he might say during the campaign.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (d6DSt)
How
on God's green earth can they pass off a prerecorded acceptance speech
at a national convention and not be considered a complete joke. There
are people who know nothing about Joe and they will be like
"Prerecorded? Why?" and then comes all the "What happened to Joe?"
spots. Bloodbath
if they don't they risk "i'm here to accept the ... you know ... the thing".
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (sGtp+)
"Hiya!"
-- Media Matters donation transfer/commission scam
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (bDqIh)
It's one of the most amusing disadvantages they have, Iran had the same problem with it's pallets of cash. They're supposed to be using all their cash to Gain Power and Defeat Us, but they're so corrupt that they can't resist the urge to steal themselves blind along the way. Suddenly, Surprise! All the money is gone! And nobody knows what happened, nobody dindu nuttin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)
The comments offered up by critics in the sidebar link for "Cuties" at Rotten Tomatoes serves up a full set of folks whose pretension-spewing mouths you'd love to punch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anon
"Cheat Until Caught, Then Lie."
As they do every election they win.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (BM2fS)
polls.
I apologize, that was optimistic and insulting to dead cats
ability to bounce.
What would be less bouncy than dead cats? Green Slime?
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 04:38 PM (MxEKc)
Some years ago, I came home and one of my cats was curled up in the cat tree, dead. No signs or symptoms I noticed. I left for work that day, and when I came home...
So I had to sorta turn her around a bit to get her out of the cubbyhole thing, as she was stiff as a board by then.
I set her down on the floor because... well, it's just one of those things. You sorta have to take it in for a moment.
Anyhoo, I'd never carried a stiff before. It was weird.
I'm sure she would have bounced if I'd tried. The thought did not occur to me in the moment.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (CAJOC)
This was their free gift.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (15yMb)
Better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
Posted by: Picric at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
I think at this point they were counting on total chaos with mail in voting. If that USPS patent throws a potential wrench into that - I've got no idea what their end-game will be. Other than burning cities to the ground.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Marianne WilliamSun at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (rjE57)
#BREAKING Update:
A California appeals court granted an emergency stay to Uber and Lyft, pausing a ruling that required the ride-hailing companies to reclassify their drivers as employees by Friday.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (cF8AT)
Trump was blowing the walls off of convention centers and stadiums and Hillary couldn't fill a high school gym but was going to win bigly.
November is going to break what tenuous shreds of sanity the Dems have left.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (sF+aG)
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
Maybe this is the best they can do right now without going full-bore Marxist-Leninist-Maoist?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (33/Yt)
For good reason. They are at best center left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
Not bad for getting free money
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
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You're nicer than I am. I hope he does.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (oZTS+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)
I was at a party once when a very hot chick came onto me (probably left her glasses at home). I couldn't believe my luck ... then she told me the story of how she'd come on to the crippled guy who managed her apartment building to get something from him, then shut him down. Then she laughed about it.
I couldn't get away from her fast enough. A buddy of mine came over and told me I was missing a good bet. I told him the story, and he nodded. Life is too short to put up with nasty pieces of work like that, I don't care what they look like.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (zeX4K)
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
...channeling the spirits..
Posted by: Hiccup Hillary at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (rjE57)
Her father already denounced her for implying that all Jamaicans smoke marijuana.
They're probably worried about what else he might say during the campaign.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (I2/tG)
He cut her mother loose because she was a ding bat.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+lVUW)
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Kulaks. The Progressive Democrats want an Anti-Kulak Pogrom.
Just like the Russian Bolsheviks used envy of the richer peaseants (Kulaks) to get rid of them, and terrorize the rest of the peasants.
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: It's me donna at
live / animated / animatronics /finger puppets / claymation
Posted by: not so at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu)
Clutch Cargo moving lips.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (/669Q)
Lol bluebell...at that age, farting = shitting oneself.
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon
--
The same way Corbin won in the UK
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (kA3Cp)
If the DNC puts up a taped, heavily-edited Biden acceptance speech that
meets the low bar of expectations, the downside is that Sleepy Joe will
face higher pressure from the Undecideds to debate Trump.
They promised it would be live.. as "live" as Joe can be
Posted by: It's me donna at
live / animated / animatronics /finger puppets / claymation
Posted by: not so at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu)
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Memorex at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden's future gaffes at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (FtO5h)
The DNC is the same. They know there's no real chance with this ticket. They are playing the game through, but it's over. It's letting the Establishment destroy itself and will go into a rebuilding period with the Young Radicals taking center stage.
No other way to explain it, IMO. They won't be able to manufacture enough votes to drag this guy over the line. Their playbook is shot, and their brightest people are in for the Young Radicals. The Establishment lost the power struggle and we are just waiting for the execution.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (4k/Uz)
Ad spending in CA and NY gets pretty expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse!
So does housing.
Posted by: Homeless Californian at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (WkPC9)
#BREAKING Update:
A California appeals court granted an emergency stay to Uber and Lyft, pausing a ruling that required the ride-hailing companies to reclassify their drivers as employees by Friday.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (cF8AT)
------------------------
So does this ruling apply to any company that uses contractors, or is it tailored specifically to target Uber and Lyft?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (oZTS+)
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
I'm convinced they're already planning 2024.
And 2022 for that matter. If they lose the House and don't take the Senate, they'll need a way to grab as many seats as possible in two years. Then hope to springboard to victory in '24 with a new young sane and sexy candidate.
Buttgig/Jared Penis '24!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (hku12)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 04:44 PM (Zmnko)
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Wait. Puddinhead's acceptance speech is going to be live? If that's true, I'll watch it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (sWM8x)
If there's an edit after every couple words like The Sham Wow Guy, then we'll know.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (miT2W)
or go full Nicolas Cage and put a high powered fan on the set for that blowing hair look
Posted by: Hiccup Hillary at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (rjE57)
they think he's Q.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:39 PM
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They think he is still on Trump's most favored list and he is communicating with Trump daily.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
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and they think he's "Q".
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (O9JXA)
So you're saying that weak indictments that are designed to get headlines can be produced faster than real investigations of the biggest criminal conspiracy in US history.
Well roll me in sprinkles and call me dessert. Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (Z2qFv)
@goodyear
A message from Rich Kramer: By now, you are aware of a visual from our Topeka factory that has been circulating in the media. I want to personally clear the record on what you are seeing and hearing.
https://tinyurl.com/y4gkreal
Oh and no one can reply to the tweet. Nice that, huh?
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (oZTS+)
Biden Deep Fakes
Posted by: Joe Biden's future gaffes at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (M+Lyo)
As they do every election they win.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (BM2fS)
It got us six Super Bowls, didn't it?
Posted by: Bill Belichik at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (Wm5SB)
For good reason. They are at best center left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
Daddy gives them assignments for which they are best suited.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (Z2qFv)
Yup.
From the part I saw, she was attempting winky, self-deprecating humor. It fell flat because she did not have a friendly audience to laugh on cue, and also because she always been horrible at delivering jokes (and speeches in general). She should have skipped that stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)
No, I don't think it wil happen, but can anyone rationally explain how else they expect to win?
Posted by: Anon at August 20, 2020 04:43 PM (+0uDE)
I think at this point they were counting on total chaos with mail in
voting. If that USPS patent throws a potential wrench into that - I've
got no idea what their end-game will be. Other than burning cities to
the ground.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2020 04:46 PM (8B6Ng)
THIS. They don't want to win the election....they want to force a constitutional crisis. You know a fundamental change.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (d6DSt)
before the pizza party.
Posted by: not so at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
Been nice to see Biden's blood work before the event tonight.
What will they jack him up with.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:52 PM (rjE57)
Adderall
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Joe Biden's future gaffes at August 20, 2020 04:49 PM (M+Lyo)
So did your brother.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (In5Sq)
Everybody. Can't have a gig economy, since that destroys union power (see: taxi cabs)
Hairdressers suddenly had to form their own companies. It's a typical dem disaster. I think certain professions sued to be exempt and won (truck drivers, I think)
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (miT2W)
What teh fuck is going on with these people once they reach a certain level of power and influence?
Posted by: 🤨 at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (QZMMo)
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (O9JXA)
Hmmm, I wonder if they think he's still in regular communication with Trump then?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (bDqIh)
designed to get headlines can be produced faster than real
investigations of the biggest criminal conspiracy in US history.
Well roll me in sprinkles and call me dessert. Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)
I sense sarcasm in your tone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (33/Yt)
Posted by: steevy
Is that what he does after an afternoon of hair sniffing little girls.
Posted by: Homeless Californian at August 20, 2020 04:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)
SQUEEEEEEEEE,!!!!
Posted by: Shep! at August 20, 2020 04:54 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (WkPC9)
It was cold, and expedient, no two ways about it.
The senior faculty member was way off the spectrum. He was actually a nice guy, but very very difficult without meaning to be.
I was over at his house once with a bunch of other grad students, and it was painful. VERY painful. He was trying to be a good host, but just couldn't pull it off. He was kind of like an undertaker trying to do stand-up comedy. Meanwhile, his wife sat there stone-faced, ignoring him. No love lost there. It was the most awkward social occasion of my life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 04:54 PM (zeX4K)
______________
There was also Obama saying that Trump was a lazy and narcissistic president.
Talk about projection!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2020 04:54 PM (k4dH2)
... and boy was her husband mad about that, asked her to move out. Which she did ... right honey?" (Jill looks on in horror ... slaps her own forehead)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 04:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: demoncrat at August 20, 2020 04:54 PM (7KEOr)
We didn't have anything to do with that visual. But if we did, we'd wholly agree with it. But we didn't, swearsies. And by "we" had noting to do with it, we mean the definition of "we" as explained to us by our attorneys. Oh, and I guess we kind of like cops too. There, is that good enough for you MAGAts?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 04:55 PM (FtO5h)
The Democrats are hurrying to market software written about by Michael
Crichton in Looker to get a viable Joey Bidet candidate that can charm
the voters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 04:50 PM (oZTS+)
Biden Deep Fakes
Posted by: Joe Biden's future gaffes at August 20, 2020 04:51 PM (M+Lyo)
4 chan will rip that prerecord apart and within minutes they will see by the thread count of Biden's white shirt that he changed shirts half way through the speech because Lord and Taylor switch manufactures form Taiwan to Vietnam and the manufacturing process changed or some sh1t like that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 04:55 PM (/qDkc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 04:55 PM (pB6Gt)
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I will NOT be denied.
Posted by: Nancy P on the phone to hit men "backward R" Us at August 20, 2020 04:55 PM (ccMmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 04:56 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
"I banged Jill on the first date." Posted by: Joe Biden's future gaffes
...
and boy was her husband mad about that, asked her to move out. Which
she did ... right honey?" (Jill looks on in horror ... slaps her own
forehead)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 04:54 PM (Cus5s)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE EVERY NIGHT IS A FIRST DATE FOR JOE THESE DAYS.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at August 20, 2020 04:56 PM (/qDkc)
richer peaseants (Kulaks) to get rid of them, and terrorize the rest of
the peasants.
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)
And you have just explained "Why are we talking about Structural Racism"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 04:56 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2020 04:56 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2020 04:57 PM (FTlwv)
"You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 20, 2020 04:57 PM (vMGcs)
Posted by: An Observation at August 20, 2020 04:57 PM (+2ZEU)
Posted by: Lizzy
======
Exactly. No coincidences.
Posted by: the resistance at August 20, 2020 04:58 PM (Dbj+I)
There's already been a few false flags put up by the left to discredit Q.Most people think Q is the NSA, (Edward Snowden's intelligence group) who actually was called the "Q group". It is probably a mix of military and civilian people
A lot of people think Dan Scarvino (Trump's assistant) is connected to Q
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 04:58 PM (AwPyG)
Bernie hit a ceiling of 20 to 25%. Hekawi Liz couldn't get Bernie out of the way to win the Progressive wing.
None of the others could catch fire, notably Kamala.
So Clyburn cut a deal to make Biden the figurehead of the Black Aggrieved.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2020 04:58 PM (9TdxA)
Democratic Governors@DemGovs
Hello!!!!! #DemConvention Day 4!!!
Today @Tim_Walz, @AndyBeshearKY, @Tony4WI, @GretchenWhitmer, AND @StaceyAbrams will be speaking on our panel: #DemGovsGetItDone: Progress in Red and Purple States!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2020 04:59 PM (15yMb)
See @prayingmedic on twitter for a primer (remember you can search it without joining twitter.)
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 05:00 PM (AwPyG)
Her father already denounced her for implying that all Jamaicans smoke marijuana.
They're probably worried about what else he might say during the campaign.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 04:45 PM (I2/tG)
But Jamaicans do all wear dreadlocks, right? And are all Rastafarians???
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Watching about four minutes of it is all I need to know. I will love "Money Plane," and look forward to watching it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 05:00 PM (xkm5f)
Which makes me think its not just 4chan, fooling around
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2020 05:01 PM (AwPyG)
They'll ramp up the violence in the streets and there will be assassinations of winning R candidates.
It's going to be "On".
Posted by: Sharkman
As I said earlier, asynchronous low intensity warfare.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 04:24 PM (axyOa)
Yes. I believe that the Trump campaign and the RNC are fully aware of this scenario and are lawyering up appropriately. They intend to litigate in all 50 states if they have to.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2020 05:03 PM (jK8Z7)
THIS. They don't want to win the election....they want to force a constitutional crisis.
Exactly.
Jan 20, 2021 comes around and election officials are still overwhelmed with charges of voter fraud and vote suppression with no resolution in sight
Trump can't stay in office, and Biden can't assume it
What happens then?
Posted by: crisis du jour at August 20, 2020 05:05 PM (L8DUW)
Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2020 05:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Braenyard>< at August 20, 2020 05:05 PM (In5Sq)
Democratic Governors@DemGovs
Hello!!!!! #DemConvention Day 4!!!
Today @Tim_Walz, @AndyBeshearKY, @Tony4WI, @GretchenWhitmer, AND @StaceyAbrams will be speaking on our panel: #DemGovsGetItDone: Progress in Red and Purple States!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)
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Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. Are they going to call her Governor?
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Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)