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Trafalgar Group Poll: Minnesota All Tied Up at 47%

The poll is here. Biden 46.9%, Trump 46.5%.

In the state that gave us the George Floyd Nightly Riots.

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Meanwhile, 538.com frets that support for police is rising, especially among whites, who are, of course, the biggest racial slice of the country.

Drawing on data from the Democracy Fund + UCLA Nationscape’s weekly tracking surveys, I found that unfavorable views of the police are trending back down toward their pre-protest levels among white Americans and have dipped among Black Americans. White respondents are also becoming somewhat less likely to say that African Americans face "a lot" or "a great deal" of discrimination, though those numbers remain higher than they were before before George Floyd was killed in May. Black Americans' views on the discrimination they face have remained essentially unchanged.

I would imagine that seeing blacks parading through white neighborhoods with drums and horns at 2am telling whites "No justice, no sleep" and demanding they give their homes to black people is undermining Black Lives Matter's claim that black people are just absolutely terrified of police.

If you're marching through white neighborhoods threatening violence and demanding that whites give you their houses, that tends to suggest you're not the Oppressed hounded by the state, but instead the Oppressor given carte blanche license by the state.

That in turn may contribute to whites' declining estimation of how much racism blacks face.

You can't claim "We're totally repressed" as you march like an invading army through white neighborhoods telling them they are not allowed to sleep and must give their houses to you.

Posted by: Ace at 12:09 PM




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1 Good afternoon horde!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 12:08 PM (gtatv)

2 Big boom.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2BgZB)

3 Hmmm. Maybe rioting isn't as popular as democrats think it is.

Posted by: huerfano at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (9dnxb)

4 TJM is not first.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2BgZB)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (UWqZJ)

6 wow. the brains of MN have unfrozen!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (j9HX3)

7 Top 10

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (88+cf)

8 Warms my cold bitter heart, this does.

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

9 Make sure to wait for the mail in ballots from Mogadishu before calling the state

Posted by: brak at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (cG+eD)

10 Polls tightening the closer we get to the election?!

Who knew?!

Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UWqZJ)

11 meep meep motherfuckers.

happy thursday! one more wake up until the weekend!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (W2Pud)

12 and who is Jo Jorgensen??

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

13 I know, I know! Let's publish a paper showing that riots actually give an incentive for conservative (and liberals who have been mugged) to vote for conservatives!

Naw... who would believe it...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 12:11 PM (gtatv)

14

Giddy up!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:11 PM (rjE57)

15 I keep remembering the old saying: when blacks riot, cities burn; when whites riot, continents burn.

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 12:11 PM (Rbu5d)

16 Pretty clear options:


Vote for the dems if you want to destroy inner cities

Vote for Trump if you want to save inner cities.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 12:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

17 Group poll sounds kinda gay.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (XTyi0)

18 I thought MN was a gimme for the Dems.

Isn't MN the ONLY state that Reagan lost in 1984?

If Trump snags MN -- and considering the poll boas, he's now comfortably leading -- then it will be an early beddy-bye time for Sleepy Joe.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (HEEq1)

19 Wow. Minnesota.

And I do truly believe that Trump supporters are likely to lie to poll takers.

Posted by: Synova at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (BD/yx)

20 13 I know, I know! Let's publish a paper showing that riots actually give an incentive for conservative (and liberals who have been mugged) to vote for conservatives!

Naw... who would believe it...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 12:11 PM (gtatv)

=========

"How about I highlight an already written paper about it to my progressive Twitter circle?"
-That progressive data analyst from a few months ago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)

21 Been saying it for some time, Trump is going to take Minnesota.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)

22 Ace makes insane racyistsss remarks about treating people according to what they do and say...

/sarc

Kelly Mckleigny (sp?_) had a fakenewser ask about the goodyear boycott when all blm wants is to address "inequity" which Kailey(sp?) actually had the nerve to quote blm with what they want and do.

But it's a nice service of the fake news to tell us the super sanitized version of what burn loot maim is ...

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (f41d4)

23
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (GIeIM)

24
and who is Jo Jorgensen??

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM


back-up sweeper on the U Minn curling team

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (DUIap)

25 TJM is not first.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2BgZB)

5 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (UWqZJ)

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LULZ

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (nw6Hr)

26 16 Pretty clear options:


Vote for the dems if you want to destroy inner cities

Vote for Trump if you want to save inner cities.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 12:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

===========

Why do I suddenly want to vote Democratic...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)

27 CNN Headline:

Latest poll shows racism on the rise in Minnesota....

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZfRYq)

28 So October surprise is a race war??

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (GIeIM)

29 Who da fuck is that Jo person?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (JFO2v)

30 Meanwhile, 538.com frets that support for police is rising, especially among whites, who are, of course, the biggest racial slice of the country.

it never went away
they just never admitted their feelings
People want law and order.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (rjE57)

31 18 I thought MN was a gimme for the Dems.

Isn't MN the ONLY state that Reagan lost in 1984?

If Trump snags MN -- and considering the poll boas, he's now comfortably leading -- then it will be an early beddy-bye time for Sleepy Joe.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (HEEq1)

Mondale was a Minnesotan, which likely explains his single state win. However... the point is still valid.

Posted by: Synova at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (BD/yx)

32 if minnesota likes riots and having their cities burned down...then there's no hope for really anyone.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (f41d4)

33 The middle brother of theSmorgasbordisen Jorgesens

Posted by: Abiss at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Y8DtA)

34 >>If you're marching through white neighborhoods threatening violence and demanding that whites give you their houses, that tends to suggest you're not the Oppressed, but instead the Oppressor.


Yup. Same effect as from watching Oprah, a black NYT editor, several successful black entertainers all sitting around and whining about "white privilege."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

35 If 47% of MN is actually still voting Democrat, then they can't be saved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (d1uFV)

36 Holy crap. That is great news.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (1eJby)

37 12 and who is Jo Jorgensen??

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

Probably some Swede that lives in MN. Damn Scandi...

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

38 18 I thought MN was a gimme for the Dems.

Isn't MN the ONLY state that Reagan lost in 1984?

If Trump snags MN -- and considering the poll boas, he's now comfortably leading -- then it will be an early beddy-bye time for Sleepy Joe.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (HEEq1)

===========

Hillary won it by about 1.5% in 2016 while the rest of the Midwest (save IL) went for Trump.

There was a single part time staffer for Trump in the state then, and they already have several full time staffers this year.

Yeah, it's gettable. Very gettable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)

39 If you're marching through white neighborhoods threatening violence and
demanding that whites give you their houses, that tends to suggest
you're not the Oppressed, but instead the Oppressor.

__________



News item over at ZeroHedge:


Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.


Yeah, I'm not feeling like the Oppressor here ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

40 28 So October surprise is a race war??
Posted by: Yo!


That was already the April Surprise, the May surprise, the June surprise and the July surprise.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (HEEq1)

41 12 and who is Jo Jorgensen??
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (a0IVu)


Libertarian candidate.

Who had to suspend her campaign because she got bit by a rabid bat.

I shit you not.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)

42 The ad for that woman running for congress in Baltimore has some interviews with long-time black inner city residents.

They scoff at the idea of no police - they want more police! Obviously they're cherry-picked but I bet their view is shared by most inner city residents who aren't gang members.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

43 "Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"


Look fat, don't tell me who's pants to shit.

Posted by: Joe B. at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (XTyi0)

44 So they polled 1141 likely voters and they had a response rate of 2.28%.


Someone check my math here but doesn't that mean they called over 110,000 people to get 1141 to actually respond?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (JUOKG)

45 and who is Jo Jorgensen??

Posted by: IC

Libertarian candidate for lost souls.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (gtatv)

46 Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UWqZJ)

Too late.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (1ISKN)

47 4
TJM is not first.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2BgZB)

_________


He'll be relevant again in 400 more comment. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

48 44 So they polled 1141 likely voters and they had a response rate of 2.28%.


Someone check my math here but doesn't that mean they called over 110,000 people to get 1141 to actually respond?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (JUOKG)

=========

And now you suddenly see why polling is so difficult these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (UWqZJ)

49 3.7% for Jo Jorgenson?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (qpX6U)

50 I know I sound like a broken record, but, Trump is going to win MN.

Posted by: itsatax at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (G0PUA)

51
BTW, speaking of the worthless 538 agitprop, Nate Silver has his probabilities for this election at the same place as he had the 2016 one at this time. Something like a 78% chance Biden wins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (xkm5f)

52 Get the White Man and kill the police, is not exactly a righteous appeal to most of the electorate. Except perhaps David French, Jake Tapper and Rick Wilson.

I'm sure David French's broken dick is probably worthless, so perhaps Rick Wilson can offer his wife (again) in trade?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (VpIIl)

53 18 If Trump snags MN -- and considering the poll boas, he's now
comfortably leading -- then it will be an early beddy-bye time for
Sleepy Joe.


i know it's a typo, but i like it.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (sGtp+)

54 10 Polls tightening the closer we get to the election?!

Who knew?!

Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UWqZJ)
-----------

Fun Fact. In 2016, all the polls had switched to likely voters by August 1st.

2020? 50% of all polls are still using registered voters.

They've gotta narrative to push and they're damn well going to push it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (G0vdT)

55 49 3.7% for Jo Jorgenson?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (qpX6U)

=========

The Libertarian Party did get 3.5% nationally in 2016.

So, possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (UWqZJ)

56 Who had to suspend her campaign because she got bit by a rabid bat.

I shit you not.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)

What? how did she come into contact with a rabid bat??

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

57 Well, between the metastasizing mobs of feral punks invading suburbia, the constant drumbeat and marketing spam of BLM, and the videos emerging of merciless, animalistic beatings of innocent bystanders and good Samaritans, ON TOP OF the tin-pot-dictatorial decrees of power-mad local governments, replete with their self-deputized mask enforcers... I think much of normal America has had quite enough.

At least I hope so.

Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (gS3OW)

58 A rabid bat!

Now that explains everything!

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ONvIw)

59 What? how did she come into contact with a rabid bat??

- -

One of the quarantine cafe threads.....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (2BgZB)

60 I think there's a 78% chance that Biden stops breathing air on his own by November.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (VpIIl)

61 Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.


Yeah, I'm not feeling like the Oppressor here ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (

Did I ever mention that I am black?

Posted by: LATalcumXSue at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

62 538 also called that CA special election for the democrat. 538 is garbage.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (1ISKN)

63 I know I sound like a broken record, but, Trump is going to win MN.
Posted by: itsatax at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (G0PUA)

-------

We're gonna need a bigger trunk....

~Al "Squeeze Her Boobs" Franken

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (nw6Hr)

64 They scoff at the idea of no police - they want more police! Obviously they're cherry-picked but I bet their view is shared by most inner city residents who aren't gang members.

=====

the demographic of crime ... white women aged 27-42 will always menace the city. To combat this element of people in their silliest and most violent age, you need cops. Even if you yourself was once a white woman, aged 27-42. They know that. You know that.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (f41d4)

65
So they polled 1141 likely voters and they had a response rate of 2.28%.


Someone check my math here but doesn't that mean they called over 110,000 people to get 1141 to actually respond?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM


or, they polled 1141 people & 40 responded

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (DUIap)

66

I wish the Trump campaign would do an ad that clearly asks over and over

WHAT IF WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED WAS A LIE?

But, what if it's a lie?

You were duped. For votes.

Just listen. What if it was a lie? No really, lies. All of it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (rjE57)

67 Polls are racist.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

68 Trump's just getting warmed up.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ueubY)

69 "wow. the brains of MN have unfrozen!"

They still like Omar, and they like that new BLM screaming lunatic whats-his-name. Down-ticket matters a lot in 2020.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (qpX6U)

70 48
And now you suddenly see why polling is so difficult these days.

ah. i thought it was due to having to dodge the poll boas.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (sGtp+)

71
What? how did she come into contact with a rabid bat??
Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

Quarantine Cafe?

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ONvIw)

72 >>>>49 3.7% for Jo Jorgenson?

3.7 percent Just Can't Even with Current Year Politics so they're Galaxy Braining a vote for a third party (who's just a Democrat that wants lower taxes).

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl)

73 I think there's a 78% chance that Biden stops breathing air on his own by November.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (VpIIl)

_____

I have $10.00 on him in my Deadpool.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)

74 Hope Jo J was trying to eat the bat when it bit her.

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (a0IVu)

75 I think this means President Trump is up by double digits.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

76 We're gonna need a bigger trunk....

~Al "Squeeze Her Boobs" Franken
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (nw6Hr)


Follow the money.

How many postal workers' bank accounts are rising mysteriously?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (rjE57)

77 trump is going to win in a landslide. You can poll people from areas you think are hard blue to represent people elsewhere...but you're not actually polling people.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (f41d4)

78 Fun Fact. In 2016, all the polls had switched to likely voters by August 1st.

2020? 50% of all polls are still using registered voters.

They've gotta narrative to push and they're damn well going to push it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (G0vdT)

That's excellent info if true thanks.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ueubY)

79 30 Meanwhile, 538.com frets that support for police is rising, especially among whites, who are, of course, the biggest racial slice of the country.

it never went away
they just never admitted their feelings
People want law and order.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:12 PM (rjE57)

Yep even black people overwhelmingly ar happy with the police presence in their communities or want even more. Defund the police is a loser idea.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (FiGAS)

80
WHAT IF WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED WAS A LIE?

------

The Red Pill Campaign Strategy.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (nw6Hr)

81 I called it 2 years ago...Biden will be mort before November.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (sI15f)

82 News item over at ZeroHedge:


Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.


Yeah, I'm not feeling like the Oppressor here ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

The War on Poverty has burned thru about$23 Trillion. Almost 95% of our National Debt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (JFO2v)

83 Vote for us! We will allow racist mobs to take your property, and fire the police who will protect you!

Sounds appealing to me...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (VpIIl)

84
Was cat scratch fever a warning for bat soup fever?

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (GIeIM)

85 Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.



I'm so embarrassed by Duke.

Went back a couple years ago. All chicoms.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ySQBZ)

86 Jo Jorgensen is Moriarty in a wig. Do not be fooled.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (LxTcq)

87 44 So they polled 1141 likely voters and they had a response rate of 2.28%.


Someone check my math here but doesn't that mean they called over 110,000 people to get 1141 to actually respond?
Posted by: Mr. Scott


What's significant here is that 97.72% of people just hung up the phone on the pollsters.

I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of those who hung up are Trump supporters, who generally hate pollsters and who fear being "outed" and "doxxed" if they admit their opinions.

This could be the biggest poll-bias year of all time.

Gone are the days of the "shy" conservative voter; now they're the fearful conservative voter.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (HEEq1)

88 The battleground map is weird.

AZ, MN, and NC all look good for Trump.

But in FL, OH, WI, PA, and MI he's down by an average of 89 points.

What a joke. Trump will win by the same margin as last time.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (gAMkn)

89 34...
Same effect as from watching Oprah, a black NYT editor, several successful black entertainers all sitting around and whining about "white privilege."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

That's the lame YT ad for her new conversation thing, right?. She said, I don't know one black man who hadn't experienced it." With the black man nodding sagely and seriously. She has her fingers steepled, thick "I'm intelligent" glasses, the works.

Oprah, we saw through you during your "and you get a car!" stage.

You are a fake. Made millions and millions of dollars off of middle class white women, whom you (no longer secretly) loathe.

Get out.

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Rbu5d)

90 Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.


Yeah, I'm not feeling like the Oppressor here ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

What makes 'em "eligible"?

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)

91
or, they polled 50,044 & 1,141 responded

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (DUIap)

92 53 18 If Trump snags MN -- and considering the poll boas, he's now
comfortably leading -- then it will be an early beddy-bye time for
Sleepy Joe.

i know it's a typo, but i like it.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (sGtp+)
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I keep in mind that Trump lost the popular vote by 2% and still won so on any poll, I automatically subtract 2% from Joe to get the more likely numbers.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (G0vdT)

93 Ace, are you going to feature

What Happened to Joe Biden?

In the sidebar maybe? It is one of the best political ads of my lifetime. It's unreal and it's being blasted all over YouTube.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ueubY)

94 I'm here.
Rasmussen poll today, likely voters, has Trump at 51%!!!!!!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (sd8p8)

95
Remember Hillary was up 7 at this time in 2016

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (GIeIM)

96 That in turn may contribute to whites' declining estimation of how much racism blacks face.

Last night on the DNC Shit-athon , Kerry Washington, famous, successful multimillionaire actress was whining that the American Dream was only for those with European roots.

Then part of Barky's whiny self-referencing rant involved complaining about how Trump was "transferring wealth to the wealthy". REALLY???


From the black guy who was President twice and owns 5 mansions and has a higher net worth than any other ex-President.

Fuck these race-baiting poverty-pimping bitches.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (luzVb)

97 Biden changed his tune on defund the police after the poll which noted 86% of blacks responding said they opposed the idea.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (VpIIl)

98 I find it hard to believe that several months of democrats burning down cities isn't helping democrats.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (kA3Cp)

99 Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

Reminds me again why Dave Chappell is a comedic genius. His reparations skit is funny and brave. He probably disagrees with 90% of my political opinions but he agrees with the most important 10% which includes personal freedom.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (2DOZq)

100
I called it 2 years ago...Biden will be mort before November.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (sI15f)

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Fucking right cracker jack!!!

~ POTUS Kamalla and VPOTUS Tank Abrams.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (nw6Hr)

101 and who is Jo Jorgensen??

Posted by: IC

Libertarian candidate for lost souls.



She was bit. By a bat.

If that's not 2020, I dunnowhatis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (oVJmc)

102 "I know I sound like a broken record, but, Trump is going to win MN."

I hope you're right, but there is some seriously cray-cray stuff still left to happen in the next two months. It's 2020.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (qpX6U)

103 94 I'm here.
Rasmussen poll today, likely voters, has Trump at 51%!!!!!!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (sd8p

That's the weirdest poll... Goes up and down like a yoyo... I'll take the up though

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (Zmnko)

104 It does not appear Slow Joe is getting that 'convention bounce.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

105 79 30 Meanwhile, 538.com frets that support for police is rising, especially among whites, who are, of course, the biggest racial slice of the country.

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it's just so sad we can't live up to their gaslighting bullshit

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (f41d4)

106
Follow the money.

How many postal workers' bank accounts are rising mysteriously?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM


my mail carrier just bought a new boat!!!

wait...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (DUIap)

107 Very hard to convince people they believe lies. You need to expose them to small incontrovertible truths.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ueubY)

108 72 >>>>49 3.7% for Jo Jorgenson?

3.7 percent Just Can't Even with Current Year Politics so they're Galaxy Braining a vote for a third party (who's just a Democrat that wants lower taxes).
Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl)

Trump is just a Democrat who wants fewer regulations and doesn't hate America.

Jo is... about what I've come to expect from my political party, alas.

Posted by: Synova at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (BD/yx)

109 I doubt any one is watching the convention.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ySQBZ)

110 >6
wow. the brains of MN have unfrozen!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 20, 2020 12:09 PM (j9HX3)


Don't get your hopes up regarding the Mud Ducks.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (sjdRT)

111 Didn't Minnesota Democrats steal that election some years back to get that goof ex Saturday Night Live guy elected Senator? At the last minute they "found" ballots in the trunk of a car?

Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Yl7xR)

112
But in FL, OH, WI, PA, and MI he's down by an average of 89 points.

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89 points.


OTay den Buckwheat.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (nw6Hr)

113 104 It does not appear Slow Joe is getting that 'convention bounce.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

Wait till he gives his speech tonight... Should go down 10 points

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Zmnko)

114 Well...we do need a green party candidate to siphon off votes like Dr. Kelly(?) or whoever did in 2016. We just can't have idiotic libertarians doing that to us.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (f41d4)

115 O/T Steve Bannon's been arrested. Another shot across the bow of any Trump supporter

Posted by: abbynormal at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (I849g)

116 I think Jo Jorgensen was the first sex-change. I'm surprised he/she is still alive.

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Izzlo)

117
I do think Trump has at least a narrow probability of defeating Harris, COVID, riots, economic collapse and election fraud notwithstanding.

And if (when) he does, I hope that it's the end of any credibility for pollsters. They add nothing to American public life, they are a pernicious influence, and the poll-dances of bloggers (present company excluded) annoy me to no end.

Without phone-book sized piles of crosstabs to jack off over, Allahpundit won't have any material aside from the incessant Twitter roundups he likes to pass off as original content.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (xkm5f)

118 Poll Boas: Crisis Or Threat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

119 convention bounce?

has belivecreepy even talked yet?

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (f41d4)

120

Early night for Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (XRnuz)

121 10 Polls tightening the closer we get to the election?!

Who knew?!

Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UWqZJ)


You mean people that lurk and lurk and lurk and post polls constantly even earlier and then get all pissy when people tell them to fuck off with that noise are idiots that should shut up?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (FiGAS)

122 104 It does not appear Slow Joe is getting that 'convention bounce.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

2020 turned out to be one long Dead Bat Bounce for Democrats.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ueubY)

123 Systemic racism results in a twice elected Black President.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (2DOZq)

124 Sleep reparations now!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (aKsyK)

125 You didn't pick no cotton.
I didn't own no slaves.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (d6mdH)

126 I honestly don't get all this splitting people up by race. I thankfully live in a nice neighborhood. There are people of all races here. The common denominator is they work hard and love liberty.

I think they should go tell them we are a racist nation holding them back. But when they stop laughing, you better run like hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (VpIIl)

127 DNC Ratings BOMB: 'Jumped Off A Ratings Cliff'

Dailywire: https://tinyurl.com/y2gpojwq

snip~

“According to Nielsen the six biggest TV networks averaged a combined total of 19 million viewers during the 10 p.m. hour, which was the only hour that NBC, ABC and CBS showed live,” CNN reported Tuesday. “The same six networks had almost 25 million viewers combined during the first night of the DNC in 2016.”

The report added that DNC officials insist online streaming for the event was “up.”

And it got worse for the Democrats by Tuesday, dropping off a stunning 48% in broadcast viewership compared to 2016.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (cF8AT)

128
She was bit. By a bat.

If that's not 2020, I dunnowhatis.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (oVJmc)


But those little bats are so damn cute, what was Jo to do? Maybe it was Jo wrapping them up like Furritoes

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (ONvIw)

129 121

You mean people that lurk and lurk and lurk and post polls constantly even earlier and then get all pissy when people tell them to fuck off with that noise are idiots that should shut up?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (FiGAS)

==========

More to the people who were really depressed at Trump's prospects a month ago at least partially because the polls looked so bad.

Much like the poor, the poll trolls will always be with us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (UWqZJ)

130 >118
Poll Boas: Crisis Or Threat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)


That depends. Are they feathered or not?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (sjdRT)

131 104 It does not appear Slow Joe is getting that 'convention bounce.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

Ah damn it! I was promised a bounce castle!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Izzlo)

132 Systolic racism breaks my heart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM (aKsyK)

133 If only Trump would stop tweeting imagine how far ahead he'd be.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:24 PM (ueubY)

134 Steve Bannon's been arrested.

Posted by: abbynormal at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (I849g)

Really?

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 12:24 PM (X/Pw5)

135 The walls are closing in.

Posted by: That Guy who says "The walls are closing in." at August 20, 2020 12:24 PM (DMUuz)

136 Holy crap Tesla is about to break $2000 a share

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:24 PM (ZfRYq)

137 Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (luzVb)

138 Dear God, I wish they were scared of police.

Their actions tell me they're not scared of anything at all.

And they're mad when they see most of America is terrified of *them*. Of being around them, living near them, criticizing them, or even so much as looking at them.

Peace will only come when bad people are afraid to do bad things. Certainly not now, when good people are afraid to do good, or even innocuous things -- and the bad people are completely fearless.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (j3jZX)

139 *points*
*laughs derisively*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

140 131 104 It does not appear Slow Joe is getting that 'convention bounce.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oVJmc)
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No bounce for Kamala either, even a temporary one.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

141 Sleepy Joe can give his concession speech before his 6pm nap.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (DB16e)

142 No bounce for Kamala either, even a temporary one.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

Her head bounces.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (1ISKN)

143 And women were over sampled by 5 percentage points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (pw+jk)

144 No, im not racist or sexist. I just don't like you.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (pB6Gt)

145 So they only needed $12 trillion?
Spreadsheet back to LBJ, carry the 2.....
They owe the rest of us a lot of money.

Posted by: Natasha at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (hbrUW)

146 The Affordable Care Act is timed for 10 November.
Healthcare will the an issue for the Democrats to run on, because Trump can't.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ykYG2)

147 Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

Posted by: Weaning is hard



An invoice will be sent to every black household for $900,000 by the survivors of those who died in the Civil War freeing their ancestors.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (Hr+ZL)

148 Greetings:

Too bad there wasn't a question about "Do Black Crimes Matter ???

Posted by: 11B40 at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (evgyj)

149 The middle brother of theSmorgasbordisen Jorgesens

Second cousins of the Smenge Brothers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (HaL55)

150 Damnit! I sure wished I'd gotten the message not to give my house away sooner!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (MVjcR)

151 I am confused: why are cities needing to rebuild after mostly peaceful protests?

I am confused.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (L9P9s)

152 138 Dear God, I wish they were scared of police.

Their actions tell me they're not scared of anything at all.

And they're mad when they see most of America is terrified of *them*. Of being around them, living near them, criticizing them, or even so much as looking at them.

Peace will only come when bad people are afraid to do bad things. Certainly not now, when good people are afraid to do good, or even innocuous things -- and the bad people are completely fearless.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (j3jZX)

They riot, beat, shoot, smash, burn, loot and commit attempted murder undisguised and ON CAMERA. They aren't afraid of a goddamned thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

153 OT: Thom Brennaman makes the fatal mistake: apologizing to the woke mob for his crimethink. People never learn.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (qpX6U)

154 News item over at ZeroHedge:


Duke University public policy
professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion
in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black
household.

Sounds like a job for the United Nations.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (AOmVJ)

155 Systolic racism breaks my heart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:23 PM


Take a moment to recharge.

Posted by: Diastolic Racism at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (DMUuz)

156 116 I think Jo Jorgensen was the first sex-change. I'm surprised he/she is still alive.
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Izzlo)


Christine.

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Rbu5d)

157 No bounce for Kamala either, even a temporary one.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

Her head bounces.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (1ISKN)


The Juggies,
by Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

158 Dear God, I wish they were scared of police.

Their actions tell me they're not scared of anything at all.

. . .
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020


*
*

Fortunately for me, the three "activists" (ha!) who chased me outside my complex the other morning and threw branches at me were frightened of the householder stepping out of his truck. The guy was no giant, and he wasn't a cop. I suppose the thugs just did not want any kind of witness to their shenanigans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Ejm1K)

159 They riot, beat, shoot, smash, burn, loot and commit attempted murder undisguised and ON CAMERA. They aren't afraid of a goddamned thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)


Maybe they can learn to be afraid of tire irons.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ZfRYq)

160 OT: Excerpt from Brian Stelter's book about him meeting Hannity. BONUS: New nickname!

https://bit.ly/31ckyfC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

161 118 Poll Boas: Crisis Or Threat?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Are they like black panthers?

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 12:28 PM (Rbu5d)

162 159 They riot, beat, shoot, smash, burn, loot and commit attempted murder undisguised and ON CAMERA. They aren't afraid of a goddamned thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

Maybe they can learn to be afraid of tire irons.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ZfRYq)

Perhaps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

163 That's the weirdest poll... Goes up and down like a yoyo... I'll take the up though
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 12:20 PM (Zmnko)


I used to check that poll often back in the dog eater days. I've never graphed it, but I developed the distinct impression that there was a correlation of the ups and downs based on day of the week. It would seem to start the week low and then go up as the week progressed. Actual numbers of the high and low didn't matter, it was just a trend that seemed to be there long term.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (t9+9K)

164 Al Franken. Had to look it up. But yeah Al Franken. That pos

Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Yl7xR)

165 I wouldn't put it past the prog pollsters to put PDT up in the polls now in an effort to make the New Silent Majority complacent and not vote for him.

That's not going to work on me. I'd crawl on my lips through busted glass to vote for PDT again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (HaL55)

166
And they're mad when they see most of America is terrified of *them*. Of being around them, living near them, criticizing them, or even so much as looking at them.

------

Started a yuuuuuge Facebook donny brook with my leftcoast brother when I scolded him that the "mostly peaceful riot goons" should adhere to the same rules of engagement that they DEMAND the popo follow.

Or... allow the popo tp respond with beatdowns, frozen water bottles, explosives, lasers to the eyes and really shitty riot rhymes.

Hey Hey
Ho ho...
Its to the ER you must go.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (nw6Hr)

167 "..., though those numbers remain higher than they were before before George Floyd was killed in May."


Floyd DID kill himself ... (probably, unlike Epstein)

The Floyd was Murdered Meme is almost as dishonest as "Hand up Don't Shoot" meme. Blame China, if anyone, for supplying the Fentanyl. But FakeNewsMeme is established by media, that racist white cop murdered good guy Floyd.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

168 They riot, beat, shoot, smash, burn, loot and commit
attempted murder undisguised and ON CAMERA. They aren't afraid of a
goddamned thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)


Because they know that even if they get arrested they'll be out on the street without even a slap on the wrist. I've heard Chicago cops being interviewed saying this. They have no fear because they know there are no consequences

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (XRnuz)

169 Meanwhile, 538.com frets that support for police is rising, especially among whites, who are, of course, the biggest racial slice of the country.

Posted by: Ace at 12:09 PM

The white vote as a percentage of the electorate has gone consistently down over the past 3 Presidential elections.

2004: 77% (93.2 mil)
2008: 74% (95.8mil)
2012: 72% (91.3mil)
2016: 70% (90.2mil)

I wonder if that goes up again in November.

GOP candidate % of white vote:

2004: 58%
2008: 55%
2012: 59%
2016: 58%

GOP candidate % of black vote:

2004: 11%
2008: 4%
2012: 6%
2016: 8%

I could see President Trump earning more of the black vote in November as well. The trend has been in the GOP direction the last 2 elections.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Do5/p)

170 Systolic racism breaks my heart.


===
Take a moment to recharge.

Posted by: Diastolic Racism

Flatten the curve.

Posted by: Parabolic Racism at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (luzVb)

171 Chicago has Dems 72% Reps 46%

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 12:30 PM (RuIsu)

172 They riot, beat, shoot, smash, burn, loot and commit attempted murder undisguised and ON CAMERA. They aren't afraid of a goddamned thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

Maybe they can learn to be afraid of tire irons.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ZfRYq)

Perhaps.
Posted by: Insomniac


Snipers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 12:30 PM (Hr+ZL)

173 ...afraid of police.

right?

one of the more obscene gaslighting moments from the burn loot murder rein of terror is their mouthpieces claiming that they live their lives in terror of the police, acting as if the police are as randomly violent as white women, aged 24-42...

it's such treacly bullshit.

like...on one hand, we have white women, aged 24-42 openly bragging about their lives of crime while we're supposed to ignore this.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 12:30 PM (f41d4)

174 169 GOP candidate % of black vote:

2004: 11%
2008: 4%
2012: 6%
2016: 8%

I could see President Trump earning more of the black vote in November as well. The trend has been in the GOP direction the last 2 elections.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Do5/p)

=========

I'd take 12%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:30 PM (UWqZJ)

175 as randomly violent as white women, aged 24-42

They usually outsource their violence to white knights and cops.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

176 Poll Boas: Crisis Or Threat?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Are they like black panthers?
Posted by: Flyover

No, that's the Black Mambas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

177 Damnit! I sure wished I'd gotten the message not to give my house away sooner!
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM


We're tanned, rested, and here for you.

Posted by: WeaselAcres' Shelter for Victoria's Angels in Distress at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (DMUuz)

178 176 Poll Boas: Crisis Or Threat?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Are they like black panthers?
Posted by: Flyover

No, that's the Black Mambas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

========

"I should have been mother fucking Black Mamba."
-Vernita Green

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)

179 What consultants told the DNC it would be a good idea to launch a presidential election campaign by going publicly insane?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (miT2W)

180

I thought radical chic black (Black) Marxism was super popular with rural white people and suburban moms.

Thought they loved seeing Minneapolis burned to the ground and the city council saying cops are unnecessary, especially for Vikings games.

Sure. Those popular positions are super popular.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (lg/F7)

181 Chicago has Dems 72% Reps 46%
Posted by: klaftern

It's the new math.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

182 179 What consultants told the DNC it would be a good idea to launch a presidential election campaign by going publicly insane?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (miT2W)

==========

And doing the unity convention through Zoom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)

183 OT: Adverse ruling for DJT tax records subpoena. That and the Bannon thing make two lawfare hits for today, so expect a third one before midnight.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (qpX6U)

184 You can't claim "We're totally repressed" as you march like an invading
army through white neighborhoods telling them they are not allowed to
sleep and must give their houses to you.


Yelling "help, help, I'm being repressed" right before you kick a dazed white person in the head isn't a convincing sell.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (v16oJ)

185 179 What consultants told the DNC it would be a good idea to launch a presidential election campaign by going publicly insane?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (miT2W)

------------------------------

Well, if they want to keep their base...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (CAJOC)

186

...soup w ace...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (rjE57)

187 Jo Jorgensen? When did we start letting filthy snowbacks run for office?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ftFVW)

188 185 179 What consultants told the DNC it would be a good idea to launch a presidential election campaign by going publicly insane?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (miT2W)

------------------------------

Well, if they want to keep their base...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (CAJOC)

=========

Probably less the base than keeping some money men happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (UWqZJ)

189 34
>>If you're marching through white neighborhoods threatening
violence and demanding that whites give you their houses, that tends to
suggest you're not the Oppressed, but instead the Oppressor.





Yup. Same effect as from watching Oprah, a black NYT editor, several
successful black entertainers all sitting around and whining about
"white privilege."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

________


Also, Obama and Kamala whining about the systemic racism in America. Everyday is Bizarroday in America anymore ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (WqPYg)

190 I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking.

And he didn't understand why the fear is justified.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (j3jZX)

191 Hey, wanna guess the percentage of whites in swing states?

It's like this, for every white vote Trump turns out, biden has to get 2 to 3, even 4, new black votes.

But, go on, keep calling all whites racist--Americans love that shit

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (aO8Gd)

192 Thinking about George Floyd. We tend to think that juries will be rigged because the media narrative is so biased and the prosecutions are baseless. But then we get surprised - the Rodney King cops, George Zimmerman, Darren Wilson, the Freddie Gray cops. Time and again.

I think it's not just a matter of the prosecution being weak. I think the media's lies actually work against them - when normies see the full story, they're shocked and tend to acquit. We already knew the story and assume most people do. But a lot of people don't, and they're still basically fair enough to be appalled by the true story and vote to acquit.

All that to say, Minneapolis is going in for round 2 at some point.

Posted by: sunny-dee at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (Z2HD7)

193 I haven't talked to my MN relatives in years, but they were all Dems. I wonder if they still are.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (v16oJ)

194 If you gave your house to BLM what comeback would they have if the shingles needed to be replaced?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (miT2W)

195 I wouldn't put it past the prog pollsters to put PDT up in the polls now in an effort to make the New Silent Majority complacent and not vote for him.

That's not going to work on me. I'd crawl on my lips through busted glass to vote for PDT again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (HaL55)

Are you kidding? Since 2017, the Democrats have run the best GOP GOTV campaign of my lifetime.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ueubY)

196 177 Damnit! I sure wished I'd gotten the message not to give my house away sooner!
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:26 PM

We're tanned, rested, and here for you.
Posted by: WeaselAcres' Shelter for Victoria's Angels in Distress at August 20, 2020 12:32 PM (DMUuz)
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Excellent! I can hang out there for a couple of weeks until the fallout from the NoVaMoMe blows over.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (MVjcR)

197 195 Are you kidding? Since 2017, the Democrats have run the best GOP GOTV campaign of my lifetime.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ueubY)

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Beginning with Tlaib's "We're gonna impeach that mother fucker!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (UWqZJ)

198 Franken has never advanced passed the intellect of Stuart Smalley.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Rvt88)

199 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (7Q7Ca)

200 one that will cause him to beat someone's ass...

Uh ... yeah, that's why I hit the door lock, Taqiyyologist.

Posted by: sunny-dee at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Z2HD7)

201
And, polling Trump vs. Biden is pointless anyway. Any even marginally aware voter knows that Biden isn't the real candidate. And as the gen'l election campaign ramps up, and Joe is unable to campaign meaningfully in any way, the LIVs will figure out that it's Trump vs. Harris as well - she'll be the only face they regularly see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (xkm5f)

202 And we are in the middle of the Dem convention, traditionally the week for the best polling a party will receive.

This election is really really starting to feel like it is over, except for the post election rioting.

A tie in Minnesota, despite all the polling inaccuracies SMDH

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (5p7BC)

203 198 Franken has never advanced passed the intellect of Stuart Smalley.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Rvt8


He had a masterful performance in Trading Places.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (ZfRYq)

204 Broward election officials won't make the same mistake they made last time. Being th elast place to count put some much attention on them that they couldn't max the fraud. I hope Trump has poll watchers and lawyers in Detroit and Philly, and all other places for that matter.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (kfcYC)

205 The middle brother of theSmorgasbordisen Jorgesens
Posted by: Abiss at August 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Y8DtA)

Any relation to famous tranny "Christine" Jorgenson?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (bawTW)

206 Snipers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 12:30 PM

I am a little surprised no "righty" has went Lee Malvo during the recent events.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (DB16e)

207 Meanwhile, 538.com frets that


Why is it called 538?

I could probably find out by going there, but I only come here.

I'm reading Nate Silver's The Signal and the Noise because it was recommended to me by someone smarter than I, but I haven't learned anything yet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (q2K0j)

208 187 Jo Jorgensen? When did we start letting filthy snowbacks run for office?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ftFVW)

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Come now, there's no need for that!

The proper term is "icebacks".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (CAJOC)

209 It can't be possible.

There were no riots before Trump.

There were no deaths by cop in the black community before Trump.

There were no murders of blacks before Trump.

There was no racism before Trump.

Why is Minnesota so racist?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (7Q7Ca)

210 58
A rabid bat!



Now that explains everything!

Posted by: CN

The unforeseen true definition of 'Bat shit crazy'.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (qZdIZ)

211 It's like this, for every white vote Trump turns out, biden has to get 2 to 3, even 4, new black votes.

Given that they were at 95% for Obama, they'd better get moving on enrolling the dead.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (v16oJ)

212 Big boom.

Big badaboom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (yQpMk)

213 " I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking."

Barack Obama said the same thing. Situational awareness is racist.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (qpX6U)

214 I saw the Poll Boas open for Whitesnake.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (dfRN6)

215 202 And we are in the middle of the Dem convention, traditionally the week for the best polling a party will receive.

This election is really really starting to feel like it is over, except for the post election rioting.

A tie in Minnesota, despite all the polling inaccuracies SMDH
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (5p7BC)

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I bet Democrats hate the fact that they went first. Republicans get to learn all the lessons on delivery from the Democrats' failure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (UWqZJ)

216 Trump is down eleventeen in Wischigota!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (oVJmc)

217 The white vote as a percentage of the electorate has gone consistently down over the past 3 Presidential elections.

2004: 77% (93.2 mil)
2008: 74% (95.8mil)
2012: 72% (91.3mil)
2016: 70% (90.2mil)
- - - - - - - - - - - - -

But Trump brought out all the secret white racists. Right? That's the story they went with.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (ueubY)

218 The only good thing about these commie agitators are they are incredibly stupid.

They really thought proclaiming "Defund the Police" was an appealing slogan to the rest of the country instead of being the wake up call to even the most non-political people out there.

Posted by: Venus at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (iYXhj)

219 217 The white vote as a percentage of the electorate has gone consistently down over the past 3 Presidential elections.

2004: 77% (93.2 mil)
2008: 74% (95.8mil)
2012: 72% (91.3mil)
2016: 70% (90.2mil)
- - - - - - - - - - - - -

But Trump brought out all the secret white racists. Right? That's the story they went with.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (ueubY)

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Dude.

It was the Russians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:38 PM (UWqZJ)

220 56
Who had to suspend her campaign because she got bit by a rabid bat.



I shit you not.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)



What? how did she come into contact with a rabid bat??

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

________


Should never have tried that bat soup in Wuhan last year ...

Posted by: Jo Jorgensen at August 20, 2020 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

221 194
If you gave your house to BLM what comeback would they have if the shingles needed to be replaced?


Reparations.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 12:38 PM (v16oJ)

222 202 And we are in the middle of the Dem convention, traditionally the week for the best polling a party will receive.

This election is really really starting to feel like it is over, except for the post election rioting.

A tie in Minnesota, despite all the polling inaccuracies SMDH
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (5p7BC)

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Luckily, it tends to be cold here during the election, so that should keep rioting in MN to a minimum.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 12:38 PM (CAJOC)

223 So the real number is 57/37 in Trumps favor?

Posted by: Dunce Bidet at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (buTO7)

224 I would imagine that seeing blacks parading through white neighborhoods with drums and horns at 2am telling whites "No justice, no sleep" and demanding they give their homes to black people is undermining Black Lives Matter's claim that black people are just absolutely terrified of police.

Watch Crowder's latest Change My Mind segment. He talks to a black guy that swears "he has nightmares every night" about how police will kill his brother.

Blacks that have been brainwashed truly believe that cops are out to kill them.

I believe that's only a small percentage of the black community, however.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (7Q7Ca)

225

Rush is saying the Supreme Court has upheld a lower court ruling not letting felons vote in Florida. Could be up to a million of them. I'm surprised that Judas Roberts didn't screw us on that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (XRnuz)

226 "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!"

Speaking of repressed, Andy Ngo published a tweet of a video by twink fuckhead Marquise "Keese (because he sucks cock by choice) Love whining like a little girl while begging for donations to help him in case the cops ever find him.

What a pussy.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (O033+)

227 I'm reading Nate Silver's The Signal and the Noise because it was recommended to me by someone smarter than I, but I haven't learned anything yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (q2K0j)

I bet I'm the third to answer already. Its the total number of electoral votes!

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ueubY)

228
Luckily, it tends to be cold here during the election, so that should keep rioting in MN to a minimum.

But the fires in the looted stores keep you warm

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Zmnko)

229 "If you gave your house to BLM " Quite sure they would not want my shitty house.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (qpX6U)

230 Poll does break out % Rep % Dem polled. Unless I missed it.

Posted by: JoeNYC at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM (3RGRd)

231 I bet Democrats hate the fact that they went first. Republicans get to learn all the lessons on delivery from the Democrats' failure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (UWqZJ)

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Is there a rule or custom that the party in the white house has their convention last?

Or is it just random as to order?

Posted by: Venus at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (iYXhj)

232 " I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking."

Barack Obama said the same thing. Situational awareness is racist.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (qpX6U)

Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (miT2W)

233 Fortunately for me, the three "activists" (ha!) who
chased me outside my complex the other morning and threw branches at me
were frightened of the householder stepping out of his truck. The guy
was no giant, and he wasn't a cop. I suppose the thugs just did not
want any kind of witness to their shenanigans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Ejm1K)


Branches? Mind if I ask where, not specifically, do you lie.

Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ofIwF)

234
BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
1h
Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.

Posted by: The great philosopher Billie Elish at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (FtO5h)

235 Law and order is becoming a voting issue?

GTFOOH!

Well then, it's a good thing the Dems nominated a Top Cop for Veep.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (hku12)

236 I bet Democrats hate the fact that they went first. Republicans get to
learn all the lessons on delivery from the Democrats' failure.


I was musing on that very question. I doubt anyone will really miss seeing conventions largely disappear. The GOP should have a one night extravaganza, with Trump and Melania at the end. That would be more than enough. Assuming, of course, that people would be willing to give up speeches by Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (v16oJ)

237 I am still going with my prediction that Trump gains 4 million+ votes.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ueubY)

238 If you gave your house to BLM what comeback would they have if the shingles needed to be replaced?

You would be tarred with the same brush.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (luzVb)

239
Big badaboom.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (yQpMk)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/1OrNS2zbTZg

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (7Q7Ca)

240 I have been called twice in the last week by the MN pollsters. I hung up on both of them.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (ukNFU)

241 am a little surprised no "righty" has went Lee Malvo during the recent events.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (DB16e)

That's going to be the October Surprise

Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (hJfoi)

242 Duke University public policy professor William Darity co-authored a report calling for $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

--

Good luck making the case for taxing the ever-loving hell out of non-blacks for this phony retribution directed at white people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (O+I8R)

243 234
BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
1h
Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.
Posted by: The great philosopher Billie Elish at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (FtO5h)
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Please tell me this is real.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

244 The media will increasingly report on the "power" of Kamala's AKA sorority sisters (all black). Of course, notably left out of the reporting will be that every single one of those sorority sisters would have voted for Biden anyway.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (JRaU+)

245 Lieawatha goes subliminal.

https://bit.ly/34jU9yu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

246 I'm surprised that Judas Roberts didn't screw us on that.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 12:39 PM

I'm surprised some Hawaiian judge hasn't overruled the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (j3jZX)

247 BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
1h
Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.
Posted by: The great philosopher Billie Elish at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (FtO5h)

Great news ! STFU

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (M+Lyo)

248 Still mind-boggling that after all of the anarchy and destruction that 50% of the voters in Minnesota would even consider electing more of the same. Or worse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (vtcmf)

249 174 169 GOP candidate % of black vote:

2004: 11%
2008: 4%
2012: 6%
2016: 8%

I could see President Trump earning more of the black vote in November as well. The trend has been in the GOP direction the last 2 elections.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 20, 2020 12:29 PM (Do5/p)

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I'd take 12%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse!

It's hard to get a high % black vote when turnout in Philly, Michigan and Ohio inner cities is 120 %. Figuring it's really 40 % (if that), that 80 % of solid democrat fraudulent votes. Even if trump gets 50 % of the 40 % real vote, that's still only 9 %.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (kfcYC)

250 Its the total number of electoral votes!


Oh, thank you!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (q2K0j)

251 ace check this out

PA's tranny health sec Dr Levine made a secret deal allowing a car show to be held
official rule in PA max 250 ppl in an outside gathering
car show is allowed 20,000 in a day

https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1296445091121373186

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (J8nVw)

252
I still haven't heard, is Bidens speech tonight real or is it Memorex...
If its recorded, wouldn't that be a first in Presidential politics.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (k/aud)

253 Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.
Posted by: The great philosopher Billie Elish at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (FtO5h)


Wow. So Trump used the polyp ray on Fauci to shut him up.

Figures.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (ZfRYq)

254 Please tell me this is real.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

It's real.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (FtO5h)

255


Urban Blacks should finish self-segregating into their own ghettos.

Posted by: Mohammed el'Goater at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (d6DSt)

256 BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
1h
Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.
Posted by: The great philosopher Billie Elish at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (FtO5h)


Is there NOTHING Trump can't do?

The People: Fauci is an asshole that needs to STFU.

Trump: Dr. It seems your voice is AFU and you should have your vocal cords looked at. Today.

LMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (7Q7Ca)

257 252
I still haven't heard, is Bidens speech tonight real or is it Memorex...
If its recorded, wouldn't that be a first in Presidential politics.

He claims it will be "live."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)

258 BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
1h
Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.
Posted by: The great philosopher Billie Elish at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (FtO5h)


Now, if maybe they can remove the Gates wart from his fanny?

Hey, did you know Fauci's wife is the chief ethics poobah at NIH?

It's true! And when things slide on and off her desk, checking to see if there are any conflicts of interest between the government and say, some pharmaceutical manufacturer that's trying to corner the China wuwu vaccine market, she gives it the ol' rubber stamp.

Funny how cozy they all are.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (hku12)

259 I am still going with my prediction that Trump gains 4 million+ votes.

--

Honest to Pete, no embellishing when I say that if that were to happen on Nov. 4th, I will be the happiest, giddiest, most joyful person I've been in a few years.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (O+I8R)

260 I want to know why the Karen Brigade didn't get out there and confront those scofflaws and put them in their place.

Even better, the Karen Brigade should video their encounter with BLM.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (WEBkv)

261 Keese better pray it's the cops who find him.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (j3jZX)

262 "I hope Trump has poll watchers and lawyers in Detroit and Philly, and all other places for that matter."Posted by: Dirks

Inside the Post Offices? Even red zones will have (majority?) Dems working in the post office. What if they are activists, that decide dumping 20% of the ballots in 70% Trump zip codes would be clever? Vote by mail, even in part, in battleground states, would be "problematic".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Cus5s)

263
Well that explains why Fauci talks like a fag. The fact that it grew from a polyp in his colon explains why his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (xkm5f)

264 I wish the Trump campaign would do an ad that clearly asks over and over



WHAT IF WHAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED WAS A LIE?



But, what if it's a lie?



You were duped. For votes.



Just listen. What if it was a lie? No really, lies. All of it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 12:16 PM (rjE57)

_________



That would be good. I would also like to see one that purports to be a Joe Biden ad -- about how easy he was to by off, how he'll do the bidding of the party and people, and other sarcastic things -- and end it with "Sponsored by the Chinese Communist Party."

What are they gonna do, sue?

Posted by: Jo Jorgensen at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (WqPYg)

265 Heh:

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC

1h
Wishing Dr. Fauci a speedy recovery and hoping he gets his voice back in 2025.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (FtO5h)

266 I was stuck listening to CNN today for 10 minutes. I had no idea it was that bad. They shouldn't have a broadcast license.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (H8QX8)

267 He claims it will be "live."

--

I demand he hold up the newspaper with today's date.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (O+I8R)

268 259 I am still going with my prediction that Trump gains 4 million+ votes.

--

Honest to Pete, no embellishing when I say that if that were to happen on Nov. 4th, I will be the happiest, giddiest, most joyful person I've been in a few years.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (O+I8R)

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I still think that most of the Libertarian Party's rise in percentage of the popular vote from their historical average of 1% to 3.5% in 2016 was from disaffected Republicans who refused to vote for Trump, couldn't vote for Hillary, but still voted.

That comes to about 3 million votes right there, and it would surprise me if most of those didn't go home to voting for the Republican ticket in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (UWqZJ)

269 257 252
I still haven't heard, is Bidens speech tonight real or is it Memorex...
If its recorded, wouldn't that be a first in Presidential politics.

He claims it will be "live."
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)

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So, what drugs will they have him on to try to keep him cogent?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (CAJOC)

270 Poll Boas: Crisis Or Threat?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Beware the Windshield Vipers, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (bawTW)

271 Postal Inpection Service arrested Bannon. While he was on a boat.

2020 needs new writers they are just getting lazy.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (ZfRYq)

272 Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord, according to CNN. He will not be able to talk much for a while.


Probably a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (oVJmc)

273
Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (miT2W)


My Fords, well, the ones with electric locks, auto lock when the vehicle hits 10 MPH.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (7Q7Ca)

274

Probably a hemorrhoid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (oVJmc)


Cranial Rectal Inversion requires a very delicate surgery.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (7Q7Ca)

275 Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020

Oh, they can hear it. Tuned to the frequency.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (j3jZX)

276 I was with a friend last night whose is a proclaimed Independent. He turned on the convention for a few minutes and some idiot was trying to make a connection between "people" not wanting you to vote and the post office nonsense". He said, if they care so much about voter integrity, why do they knock down every chance to ensure voting occurs legally, like voter ID and verification?

*tv clicks off*

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (h3FHK)

277 I'll always be the pessimist and wonder how they screwed up the poll showing things that close (especially since Trump tends to do better than polls) Do they start to intentionally show him doing better so that it turns out the liberal vote? Is it really that close? I won't trust them until election day, and even then they'll be circumspect as Dems try to stuff every ballot box they can.

As I've said, they're going to call Trump racist no matter what, so he might as well play ads that just show BLM threatening white neighborhoods, play up fear because the other side is going to play it up too.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (OCfDW)

278
Assume he's truthful, and he'll be speaking live tonight. This has to be and edge-of-the-seat nail-biter for his handlers.

"oh please oh please oh please don't let him shit himself on camera please g-d don't let him pull out his penis on camera"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (xkm5f)

279 I still think that most of the Libertarian Party's rise in percentage of the popular vote from their historical average of 1% to 3.5% in 2016 was from disaffected Republicans who refused to vote for Trump, couldn't vote for Hillary, but still voted.

That comes to about 3 million votes right there, and it would surprise me if most of those didn't go home to voting for the Republican ticket in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (UWqZJ)


I think its because dope is legal in so many places.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ZfRYq)

280 I doubt any one is watching the convention.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ySQBZ)
.........

I tuned in for a minute to the freakshow, but there was no two-headed baby in jar. I want my 25 cents back.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

281 Election season will be rough on random bystanders.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 12:45 PM (RuIsu)

282 Rush is saying the Supreme Court has upheld a lower court ruling not letting felons vote in Florida. Could be up to a million of them. I'm surprised that Judas Roberts didn't screw us on that.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

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It taxed his intellect I'd wager.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (Rvt88)

283
My Fords, well, the ones with electric locks, auto lock when the vehicle hits 10 MPH.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Speaking of Fords, I had the oil changed and the a/c recharged in the WeaselAcresMobile yesterday.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (MVjcR)

284 The War on Poverty has burned thru about$23 Trillion. Almost 95% of our National Debt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (JFO2v)

________


Excellent point (I'd forgotten the total figure -- wow).

Posted by: Jo Jorgensen at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (WqPYg)

285 Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord,

Whose ass was his tongue up to get that polyp?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (naEeR)

286 Even better, the Karen Brigade should video their encounter with BLM.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (WEBkv)

Pretty sure that's a pornhub channel

Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (hJfoi)

287 I'm surprised that Judas Roberts didn't screw us on that.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


He can't do it every time. It would blow his cover.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (H8QX8)

288
So, what drugs will they have him on to try to keep him cogent?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM (CAJOC)


I truly believe they're still experimenting to find something that works.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (7Q7Ca)

289 "oh please oh please oh please don't let him shit himself on camera please g-d don't let him pull out his penis on camera"

I am hoping for an N-word slip and a technical failure on the delay.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (luzVb)

290 "Broward election officials won't make the same mistake they made last time. Being th elast place to count put some much attention on them that they couldn't max the fraud. I hope Trump has poll watchers and lawyers in Detroit and Philly, and all other places for that matter."

Actually, this has been the game for years in Broward and Philly. Once all the rest of the counties have reported, they know how much of a gap they have to make up with fraud.

Everyone got wise to the game, and central PA started to refuse to report until Philly had turned in their numbers. There are few counties in Florida that do the same thing now. They don't want Broward to know how many votes they are behind. Let Broward guess first. In 2016 they guessed wrong.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (5p7BC)

291 "Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock."

Mine don't. 2012 Accent. As a matter of fact, they unlock when I put it in park. That happened to some FBI (or DEA or whatever) south of the border some time back. Put the car in park, bad guys got in.

Obama also denounced women who were afraid when a black stranger joined them in an elevator. I don't like it when _any_ male, any race, gets on an elevator with me, and I'm a male concealed carrier.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (qpX6U)

292
I truly believe they're still experimenting to find something that works.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (7Q7Ca)

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I'm guessing they use plain old amphetamines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (xkm5f)

293 282. The real action is in the 11th circuit. They had oral arguments Tuesday on this subject. SCOTUS let it stand because litigation is active and moving forward.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (JRaU+)

294 My big break- BWAHAHAHA. Exxxxcellent... (rubs hands together gleefully)

Posted by: Dr. Scarf at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (FtO5h)

295
Pretty sure that's a pornhub channel
Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (hJfoi)


PAWG.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (7Q7Ca)

296 In all seriousness, Trump can only lose if Biden dies. That stupid sympathy vote is devastating.

Ps, if my state truly goes Red, all my lib friends will be on suicide watch. They're half crazy with covid hysteria already.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (7vz7U)

297 285 Dr. Fauci is recovering from surgery to remove a polyp on his vocal cord,


As my father used to say, "he needs an optal-analectomy. It severs the cord between the eyeballs and asshole and gets rid of that shitty outlook on life."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (H8QX8)

298 290. The Old Man Daley Special.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (JRaU+)

299 My big break- BWAHAHAHA. Exxxxcellent... (rubs hands together gleefully)
Posted by: Dr. Scarf at August 20, 2020 12:47 PM (FtO5h)


I think she wears the scarfs because she's got a whole 50 Shades thing going on and needs to cover the marks.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (7Q7Ca)

300 296 In all seriousness, Trump can only lose if Biden dies. That stupid sympathy vote is devastating.

Ps, if my state truly goes Red, all my lib friends will be on suicide watch. They're half crazy with covid hysteria already.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (7vz7U)

==========

Who does 2020 hate more? Democrats or Republicans?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (UWqZJ)

301 217

But Trump brought out all the secret white racists. Right? That's the story they went with.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM

From what I researched of MI, PA and WI, the determining factor in those 3 states was a loss in Democrat candidate votes and a massive increase in third party voting.

And it looked like the majority of those third party votes hurt the Democrat candidate. As Trump either kept the GOP vote or increased it (huge GOP increase in PA in 2016).

The interesting factor for November will be to find out where those 2016 third party votes go... back to the Democrat or to Trump.

https://bit.ly/2DEv6ej

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Do5/p)

302 Who does 2020 hate more? Democrats or Republicans?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:48 PM (UWqZJ)
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Yes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)

303 President Trump's approval rating bounces UP 4 points to 51% in just 24 hours.
First three days of #DemConvention are going great!

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (3aI0K)

304
I like the cut of this Jo Jorgensen's jib.

Posted by: Morris Morrison at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (dWwl8)

305 The PronHubs are obsessed with PAWGs. I'm not sure I get the whole big ass thing.

Posted by: Dr. Scarf at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (FtO5h)

306 Again I'll believe it when I see it. We're also trying use Trump to drag Jason Lewis over the line against Tina Smith. The same Jason Lewis that lost solid red 2nd district in '18 after 1 term.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (/ZYFC)

307 >>>93 Ace, are you going to feature

What Happened to Joe Biden?

In the sidebar maybe? It is one of the best political ads of my lifetime. It's unreal and it's being blasted all over YouTube.
Posted by: ...

thank your for alerting me! I'll put up a main post.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (PbpT7)

308 Could Biden do anything that would make the principled conservatives back off on their endorsements?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (miT2W)

309 " I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking."

Barack Obama said the same thing. Situational awareness is racist.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:37 PM (qpX6U)

Isn't that tough shit. Control your anger, asshole.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ONvIw)

310 Annnd, we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Do5/p)

311 "I truly believe they're still experimenting to find something that works."

Biden does seem more alert now than a couple months ago.

Tomorrow would be a good time for our side to release the ads showing Biden's child-groping. That's the nuke.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (qpX6U)

312 The RNC better be watching this train wreck and learning. They better be prepared to talk about what a future looks like under their agenda as opposed to Democrats actual platform.


They should also make sure it's not a hostage tape reel like the Flaming DNC spectacle.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (h3FHK)

313 301 The interesting factor for November will be to find out where those 2016 third party votes go... back to the Democrat or to Trump.

https://bit.ly/2DEv6ej
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Do5/p)

========

The two main third parties were the Libertarian and Green Parties.

Without going beyond a surface reading of either, most people will assume the Libertarian Party is of the right and the Green Party is of the left. Both increased their totals, but the Libertarian Party did it much more than the Green Party.

I think the Libertarian Party largely benefited from Republican voters and Trump got a lot of crossover Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (UWqZJ)

314 104
It does not appear Slow Joe is getting that 'convention bounce.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

_________


I'm predicting the same thing he got with the Kamala announcement (both of them): A Dead Splat Bounce.

Posted by: Jo Jorgensen at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (WqPYg)

315 In all seriousness, Trump can only lose if Biden dies.


Who leaked the October Surprise?

Posted by: The DNC at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

316 --------
Speaking of Fords, I had the oil changed and the a/c recharged in the WeaselAcresMobile yesterday.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM (MVjcR)


My experience with Fords and the A/C system is, if you're losing freon, have both schrader valves changed. I've done that multiple times on them and have yet to have it leak off afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

317 Lol

There's a poli sci prof in Florida who is prominent for posting and analyzing election data. He's also very public on Twitter for leftwing advocacy.

He's now pushing for Dems to vote in person during the 14 day early Voting period in late October.


Why?

Because he looked at the several thousand rejected vote by mail ballots and discovered that they were almost 2-1 Dem ballots. They were either improperly filled out or not signed.


He then notes that almost 100% of in person ballots are accepted bc if you spoil a ballot they cancel it and issue a new one.


Hmmmm

Posted by: Ha at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (X8Oz/)

318 Many black people are oppressed.

And a great number of their oppressors are white people, to boot.

It's my sincerest hope that one day the scales fall from their eyes and they see who their white oppressors actually are, though.

The same heroin that gives you the buzz you seek is also simultaneously killing you.

And so to it is with Democrats, who while on the surface appear to provide support for the black community to make them feel good, are invariably decimating the black community while they do so.

They are the agents of Satan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (uvIQy)

319 It annoys me bigly that the Democrats stole Kellyanne Conway's brilliant suggestion to Trump to *combine* the prompter with extemporaneous speech.

Whenever Trump fumbles a little on prompter he repeats the sentence in his normal cadence, adds a flourish and riffs for a second before going back on prompter. So much less awkward and stilted.

Th shameless bastards have lifted this for Joe when he stumbles. Watch it tonight.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (ueubY)

320 267 He claims it will be "live."

--

I demand he hold up the newspaper with today's date.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:43 PM (O+I8R)


I demand that there be a tv screen behind him streaming the broadcast to prove it is only on a short delay due to bandwidth.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (FiGAS)

321 Speaking of Fords, I had the oil changed and the a/c recharged in the WeaselAcresMobile yesterday.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:46 PM


Your tractor has a/c?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (DMUuz)

322 3.7 percent Just Can't Even with Current Year Politics so they're Galaxy Braining a vote for a third party (who's just a Democrat that wants lower taxes)

-------------------------------------

Her stated policies (yeah, I know) put her more squarely in GOPe territory. Pro-gun, pro-nuke, anti-spending, free-market healthcare...but open borders and unrestricted free trade. Like she hasn't learned anything from the past four years.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (CuT8j)

323 322 3.7 percent Just Can't Even with Current Year Politics so they're Galaxy Braining a vote for a third party (who's just a Democrat that wants lower taxes)

-------------------------------------

Her stated policies (yeah, I know) put her more squarely in GOPe territory. Pro-gun, pro-nuke, anti-spending, free-market healthcare...but open borders and unrestricted free trade. Like she hasn't learned anything from the past four years.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (CuT8j)

==

That's the establishment of the Libertarian Party, for ya.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (UWqZJ)

324
Your tractor has a/c?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2020 12:51 PM (DMUuz)
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Nah, the tractor is a convertible.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (MVjcR)

325 Could Biden do anything that would make the principled conservatives back off on their endorsements?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (miT2W)

LOL

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ueubY)

326 My experience with Fords and the A/C system is, if you're losing freon, have both schrader valves changed. I've done that multiple times on them and have yet to have it leak off afterwards.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

That certainly works but only as long as the Turbo Encabultor has some life left in her.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (Rvt88)

327 I've had to quickly lock my doors when stopped at a red light in an area used by street walkers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (miT2W)

328 308
Could Biden do anything that would make the principled conservatives back off on their endorsements?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (miT2W)

_________


Endorse Trump?

Posted by: Jo Jorgensen at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (WqPYg)

329
thank your for alerting me! I'll put up a main post.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (PbpT7)


Wait. Ace reads the comments?

Uh oh.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

330 325 Could Biden do anything that would make the principled conservatives back off on their endorsements?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:50 PM (miT2W)

LOL
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ueubY)

==========

Say nice things about Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (UWqZJ)

331 /dammit, off sock

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (WqPYg)

332 I rarely answer unidentified numbers on my I-phone, and I don't have a land line. In fact I really don't know anybody who has a land line, so how accurate is polling?

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (lonOK)

333
My experience with Fords and the A/C system is, if you're losing freon, have both schrader valves changed. I've done that multiple times on them and have yet to have it leak off afterwards.



I change the frammis in my veeblefetzer and it always degronkulates the portrzebie.

Posted by: The DNC at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

334 I like the cut of this Jo Jorgensen's jib.

Posted by: Morris Morrison at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (dWwl



He does cut a dapper figure!

Posted by: Sven Svensen at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (dWwl8)

335 This has been one of the most entertaining bunch of AoS comments I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you all. I needed this.

Posted by: Going quietly insane in the desert at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (xxDkU)

336 Landslide. Advantage Trump.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (lpnaz)

337 Corn Pop has finished writing my speech. This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (vtcmf)

338 I'm trying to determine what those marching into the neighborhoods, shining lights into windows, and screaming give us your houses are trying to accomplish besides getting someone shot for PR purposes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (GbPPJ)

339 $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

***************

When they deduct any and all government assistance, to include welfare checks, food stamps, college grants, scholarships, etc. most will end up owing the tax payer.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (beXqm)

340 203 198 Franken has never advanced passed the intellect of Stuart Smalley.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:35 PM (Rvt8

He had a masterful performance in Trading Places.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:36 PM (ZfRYq)

even back in the original SNL days, when I loved the show, he was one of the only cast members I completely and totally despised.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

341 My experience with Fords and the A/C system is, if you're losing freon, have both schrader valves changed. I've done that multiple times on them and have yet to have it leak off afterwards.


I change the frammis in my veeblefetzer and it always degronkulates the portrzebie.
Posted by: The DNC


F'n Yugos.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Hr+ZL)

342 326 My experience with Fords and the A/C system is, if you're losing freon, have both schrader valves changed. I've done that multiple times on them and have yet to have it leak off afterwards.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

That certainly works but only as long as the Turbo Encabultor has some life left in her.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (Rvt8
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Tried that but I keep getting sent to the tire guy!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (MVjcR)

343 That certainly works but only as long as the Turbo Encabultor has some life left in her.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 12:52 PM (Rvt8
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Behold the Turbo Encabulator in all its glory:

https://tinyurl.com/m587vqp

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)

344
I like the cut of this Jo Jorgensen's jib.



Posted by: Morris Morrison at August 20, 2020 12:49 PM (dWwl





He does cut a dapper figure!





Posted by: Sven Svensen



Excuse me, do you know the way to CNN?

Posted by: Erikk Erikksson at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (luzVb)

345 Have seen with my own eyes quite a few persons of color totally oppressed by brand new expensive foriegn cars.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (9V6AP)

346 My experience with Fords and the A/C system is, if you're losing freon, have both schrader valves changed. I've done that multiple times on them and have yet to have it leak off afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

Just the guts, or the body and all?

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)

347 Weissmann tweeted that the Bannon arrest is why Trump wanted to change the acting USA in SDNY.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)

348 When they deduct any and all government assistance,
to include welfare checks, food stamps, college grants, scholarships,
etc. most will end up owing the tax payer.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (beXqm)

_________


Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (WqPYg)

349 338 I'm trying to determine what those marching into the neighborhoods, shining lights into windows, and screaming give us your houses are trying to accomplish besides getting someone shot for PR purposes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (GbPPJ)

To repeat a theme of mine, Democrats are now in the same position as Victor von Frankenstein. You created the Monster, you set the Monster loose, and now you're surprised that the Monster is tearing your shit up and he won't do what you tell him to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

350 Who does 2020 hate more? Democrats or Republicans?

Take them both, 2020, and leave us Trump.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (8eSmR)

351 275 Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020


My 94 year old mother-in-law died in her 2005 Cadillac when the battery died and the doors automatically locked, trapping her inside the car in her driveway. She wasn't bright enough to figure out the manual lock, so she was in the car from Friday afternoon until Monday morning when my wife found her.

Neighbors passed by, knowing that it was highly unusual for her two cars to be outside and the garage door to be open, especially all night, but nobody stopped to check.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (/BlEx)

352 "Isn't that tough shit. Control your anger, asshole."

What angry thing have I written to trigger you this time, Karen?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (qpX6U)

353 I answered an un-IDed Washington D.C. call on my cell on Tuesday.

I hung up as soon as she said "CNN" . No words. Click.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (j3jZX)

354 I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking.

--

Same reason even people like Jesse Jackson have admitted they would walk across the street rather than come up upon a group of young, black men.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (O+I8R)

355 I would imagine that seeing blacks ... demanding they give their homes to black people

"Hey, homez!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (YLq84)

356 $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

***************

When they deduct any and all government assistance, to include welfare checks, food stamps, college grants, scholarships, etc. most will end up owing the tax payer.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 12:54 PM (beXqm)


Read a study not long ago that said that the black community in the US has received 17 TIMES more government assistance than any other ethnic group.

That's fucking reparations enough.

Time for them to wake up, grow up and better themselves all by themselves. Get off the teat. It's time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (7Q7Ca)

357 284 The War on Poverty has burned thru about$23 Trillion. Almost 95% of our National Debt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 12:18 PM (JFO2v)

Reparations have been paid already. Government, of course, got between the money and the recipients, and it was all spent on birds, booze and fast cars.

The rest of it was squandered.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (6xA3t)

358 $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.


They can pay for their own prisons, then.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

359 To repeat a theme of mine, Democrats are now in the same position as Victor von Frankenstein. You created the Monster, you set the Monster loose, and now you're surprised that the Monster is tearing your shit up and he won't do what you tell him to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)
--------------

Whatever.

Posted by: Agent Franks at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)

360 347
Weissmann tweeted that the Bannon arrest is why Trump wanted to change the acting USA in SDNY.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)

_________


It's four years on and the coup continues overtly and unabated. Trump needs to nuke the executive branch after he's re-elected and hang some traitors ... but mostly hang some traitors.

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 12:58 PM (WqPYg)

361 What angry thing have I written to trigger you this time, Karen?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (qpX6U)

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He's talking about the angry black guy offended by electric locks.

Kyle.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 12:58 PM (nw6Hr)

362 My 94 year old mother-in-law died in her 2005 Cadillac when the battery died and the doors automatically locked, trapping her inside the car in her driveway. She wasn't bright enough to figure out the manual lock, so she was in the car from Friday afternoon until Monday morning when my wife found her.

--

Oh my gosh, that is awful!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

363 347 Weissmann tweeted that the Bannon arrest is why Trump wanted to change the acting USA in SDNY.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)

I've come to believe that Weissmann is one of the chief enablers of the Epstein/Maxwell ring. Which was protected from On High by the SDNY.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)

364 351 275 Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020
---------------------------------

I've had several Dodge/Jeep cars, and they lock the doors automatically once the car is in motion and hits about 20 mph.

The doors stay locked once you stop and put the car into Park.

Posted by: Boots at August 20, 2020 12:59 PM (oGBso)

365 My Fords, well, the ones with electric locks, auto lock when the vehicle hits 10 MPH.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:44 PM


Honda delicately calls that "Urban Mode".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 12:59 PM (ejd/p)

366
Just the guts, or the body and all?
Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)


High and low sides simply unscrew. Of course, the system must be drained first. Otherwise, it's a big mess. But the whole valve is an assembly.

https://autoplicity.com/content/images/1570/15703865_0.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

367 I was told that Weissmann was a straight shooter by all of the GOPe mouthpieces.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (AiZBA)

368
Honda delicately calls that "Urban Mode".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 12:59 PM (ejd/p)


LMFAO.

Ghetto FABULOUS!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (7Q7Ca)

369 Behold the Turbo Encabulator in all its glory:

https://tinyurl.com/m587vqp
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

I know the presenter was an actor but how he got through that text without splitting an amulite, NO! I mean bust out laughing, is beyond me.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Rvt88)

370 I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking.

Which, of course, is why people lock their car doors when one of the bruthas is around.

Btw, did that guy realize that he could be hearing the sound of someone opening the electric car door lock? They sound pretty much the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (YLq84)

371 Biden/Harris turning blonde in the sun.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (DB16e)

372 352
"Isn't that tough shit. Control your anger, asshole."



What angry thing have I written to trigger you this time, Karen?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 12:57 PM (qpX6U)

________


I think he was referring to your co-worker and Obama -- not you.

We really need that "This comment is meant as a general criticism and not to be taken personally by other commenters" disclaimer embedded after each comment. /

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (WqPYg)

373 338@ATC, I think one of the leaders of that protest is a candidate for state legislature, obviously in the gerrymandered minority district. It was a campaign stunt.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (b1sBE)

374 I'm here.
Rasmussen poll today, likely voters, has Trump at 51%!!!!!!


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 12:19 PM (sd8p

===================================
A poll, but still, if the President pulls numbers that high a week BEFORE the Republican convention ... WHOA NELLY!

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (Pqytn)

375 Weissmann tweeted that the Bannon arrest is why Trump wanted to change the acting USA in SDNY.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)

That's the biggest fish Weissmann can think of?

Good Lord.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (j3jZX)

376 I am an electoral college nerd. If this was a fair election, trump would win all the states he won in 16 plus he would flip Nv, MN, NH, NM, Co, etc...but with mail in ballots NV is gone, CO is gone. All the dems have to do is wait for election night to end, and if Michigan, PA, and WI have mail in ballots, they can just see who didnt send in a vote and vote for them in Milwaukee, Detroit and Philly. This nations future is in the hands of 3 cities and if they can do mail in ballots or not.

Posted by: duncan at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (zgw62)

377 According to the SPLC "white nationalists" (who are all by definition Hate Groups) believe a "conspiracy theory" that whites are being "replaced" by nonwhites in the electorate.

Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump, which has nothing to do with non-natural demographic change in the country through government policy since 1965:
unprecedented immigration from the Third World through the 1965 Ted Kennedy immigration laws, subsequent amnesties, executive action to admit wave after wave of "refugees" and selective (non enforcement) of our immigration laws by government.

Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (koNhm)

378 Hopefully the virtual RNC convention next week has a more pop and sizzle than this DNC snooze fest.

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2020 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

379 I've come to believe that Weissmann is one of the chief enablers of the Epstein/Maxwell ring. Which was protected from On High by the SDNY.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)
-----------

Doesn't SDNY have the reputation of being not much more than government lawfare against Republicans?

Posted by: blake _- semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 01:02 PM (WEBkv)

380 I want to see the Goodyear wallet poll. That's a key index.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Pqytn)

381 Biden's handlers need Dr Morell. Didn't Adolf get bull testicles injections or something.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 01:02 PM (k/aud)

382 My 94 year old mother-in-law died in her 2005 Cadillac when the battery died and the doors automatically locked, trapping her inside the car in her driveway. She wasn't bright enough to figure out the manual lock, so she was in the car from Friday afternoon until Monday morning when my wife found her.

--


That's HORRIBLE.

Normally, simply pulling the door handle unlocks the door when inside.

That she couldn't do that saddens me greatly.

And I'm already overwhelmingly depressed today.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:03 PM (7Q7Ca)

383
$12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

"Racism scarred Jim Crow-era Black Americans. Here's why they deserve reparations"

https://tinyurl.com/y3n2luna

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 01:03 PM (aKsyK)

384
Suggesting that the polls in Minnesota are statistically even is kinda racist.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 20, 2020 01:03 PM (rQ/Vt)

385 Trump got a post convention bounce.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 01:03 PM (jcBGX)

386 Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump...
Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (koNhm)


She looks marvelous!

Posted by: Fernando Llamas at August 20, 2020 01:03 PM (AiZBA)

387 is biden live tonite? could be must watched event of year! I wanna hear him pronounce kameltoe harris's name

Posted by: duncan at August 20, 2020 01:04 PM (zgw62)

388 You mean people that lurk and lurk and lurk and post polls constantly even earlier and then get all pissy when people tell them to fuck off with that noise are idiots that should shut up?

How DARE you!

Posted by: Pissy Poll Poster at August 20, 2020 01:04 PM (CuT8j)

389 To repeat a theme of mine, Democrats are now in the same position as Victor von Frankenstein. You created the Monster, you set the Monster loose, and now you're surprised that the Monster is tearing your shit up and he won't do what you tell him to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)


Yep. And how totally foreseeable was this outcome? You gin up a bunch of people with low IQs, mental problems, and generally antisocial attitudes to engage in rioting, and you think you can control them once they start?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:04 PM (YLq84)

390 Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM

Yes, it a conspiracy theory when people believe exactly what they're always bragging about, and taking credit for.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:04 PM (j3jZX)

391 354 - and who's ass did this guy want to beat? The knuckleheads whose behavior reflected badly on everyone in his group?
Or the woman in the car who's not willing to roll the dice on her safety on the hope that the strange black guy near her car is a nice guy?

Posted by: vivi at August 20, 2020 01:04 PM (11H2y)

392 She looks marvelous!

Posted by: Fernando Llamas at August 20, 2020 01:03 PM (AiZBA)

You ain't foolin' me, Billy Crystal!

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 01:05 PM (X/Pw5)

393 Wait. Ace reads the comments?

Uh oh.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 12:53 PM


He's been known to sock, in addition!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2020 01:05 PM (DMUuz)

394 Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump...
Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (koNhm)


Well, she certainly looks more like a rioter or a looter than Donald Trump, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:05 PM (YLq84)

395 I know the presenter was an actor but how he got through that text without splitting an amulite, NO! I mean bust out laughing, is beyond me.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Rvt8
---------

Yep.

I think the actor wrote the script in response to technical jargon he spouted in commercials but didn't understand.

I bet he didn't realize he had created an instant classic.

Posted by: blake _- semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 01:05 PM (WEBkv)

396 Neighbors passed by, knowing that it was highly unusual for her two cars to be outside and the garage door to be open, especially all night, but nobody stopped to check.
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (/BlEx)

that is unbelievably gruesome. The circumstances suggest that she may have lost consciousness first, inside the car, which would be why the lights stayed on in the driveway until the battery died. It would also mean that the locks were irrelevant. Not much comfort, but she may not have been aware of any of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)

397 347 Weissmann tweeted that the Bannon arrest is why Trump wanted to change the acting USA in SDNY.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)

**************************

Who the hell cares what Weissmann says?

Posted by: Venus at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (iYXhj)

398 Don't most car doors lock automatically when the transmission is put into drive? Besides I my car doors are pretty quiet when they lock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 12:40 PM (miT2W)


funny you mention...
Ford just had a recall

FORD MOTOR COMPANY ISSUES TWO SAFETY RECALLS IN NORTH AMERICA
DEARBORN, Mich., June 10, 2020 -- Ford Motor Company is issuing two safety recalls in North America. Details are as follows:

Select 2011-15 Ford and Lincoln vehicles for a door latch issue

2011-14 Ford Fiesta vehicles built at Cuautitlan Assembly Plant, Jan. 26, 2010, to Oct. 31, 2013
2012-15 Ford Focus vehicles built at Michigan Assembly Plant, Oct. 4, 2010, to Jan. 31, 2015
2013-14 Ford Fusion vehicles built at Hermosillo Assembly Plant, May 11, 2012, to Oct. 31, 2013
2013-14 Lincoln MKZ vehicles built at Hermosillo Assembly Plant, July 19, 2012, to Oct. 31, 2013
2013-15 Ford Escape vehicles built at Louisville Assembly Plant, Dec. 23, 2011, to Jan. 31, 2015
2013-15 Ford C-MAX vehicles built at Michigan Assembly Plant, Feb. 2, 2012, to Jan. 31, 2015
2014 Ford Fusion vehicles built at Flat Rock Assembly Plant, June 18, 2013, to Oct. 31, 2013
2014-16 Ford Transit Connect vehicles built at Valencia Body and Assembly Plant, from Aug. 9, 2013, to Feb. 1, 2016
2015 Ford Mustang vehicles built at Flat Rock Assembly Plant, Feb. 14, 2014, to April 30, 2015
2015 Lincoln MKC vehicles built at Louisville Assembly Plant, Nov. 18, 2013, to Jan. 31, 2015

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (rjE57)

399 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:00 PM (YLq84)

Not to keep harping on our gentleman's bet from a year ago (under vs over 250 arrests at DNC), and I know the year didn't quite go as planned but Milwaukee sure is quiet.

We know they are capable of rioting and there's plenty to go around if the Left wanted to make a statement.

Why aren't they there? Because as I suspected, the Democrats were never going to let the site of their Show be violent. I would like to take my win here!!

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (ueubY)

400 Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump...
Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM (koNhm)


Yes, because America is overwhelmingly Jamaican and South Asian looking.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (7Q7Ca)

401 Fortunately for me, the three "activists" (ha!) who
chased me outside my complex the other morning and threw branches at me
were frightened of the householder stepping out of his truck. The guy
was no giant, and he wasn't a cop. I suppose the thugs just did not
want any kind of witness to their shenanigans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 12:27 PM (Ejm1K)


Branches? Mind if I ask where, not specifically, do you lie.
Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2020


*
*

The hellhole of the American South -- a city famed for its long history of heat exhaustion, broken streets, incompetence (not only of public officials), and stupidity. Gnaw-luns.

Oh, and shootings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (Ejm1K)

402 Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM

That really sucks, jwest. My condolences. Damn.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (j3jZX)

403 $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

Now how are they going to afford to pay us that much?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (YLq84)

404 Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump...
Posted by: Zek at August 20, 2020 01:01

What does that mean? Is her skin multicolored?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (miT2W)

405 This is what's going on and why the vote is moving to Trump.

https://mobile.twitter.com/
RedState/status/1295847344605405186

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ePWRo)

406

Select 2014-17 Ford F-150 vehicles equipped with 3.5-liter EcoBoost engine

In affected vehicles, the brake master cylinder may allow brake fluid to leak from the brake master cylinder front-wheel circuit into the brake booster.

Affected vehicles are as follows:

Select 2015-17 Ford F-150 vehicles built at Dearborn Truck Plant, Oct. 1, 2014, to Aug. 1, 2016
Select 2014-17 Ford F-150 vehicles built at Kansas City Assembly Plant, Sept. 1, 2014, to Aug. 1, 2016

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (rjE57)

407 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano

I' m honestly not sure why anyone would be a Republican.

#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.

-
Love in the streets of Minnea, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, NYC . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

408 319 -... I don't think they have to do anything to prompt Joe to meander off prompter. I think he does it naturally.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (b1sBE)

409 "I think he was referring to your co-worker and Obama -- not you."

Surprised, because lately I have been deliberately dialing-back the anger, and the acist-ray comments, but still catching flak out of nowhere. Plenty of other commenters have taken over the acist-ray heavy lifting for me this week, but they don't get shot down like I do.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (qpX6U)

410 @400
Working as fast as I can boss !

Posted by: Totally unintentional policy driving the Third World to America at August 20, 2020 01:08 PM (koNhm)

411 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano

I' m honestly not sure why anyone would be a Republican.

#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.
--------------

Ah, she misses the tender caresses of Harvey Weinstein. How sweet.

Posted by: blake _- semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 01:08 PM (WEBkv)

412 I don't even pay attention to polls anymore. I think they're used as political weapons.

Posted by: RobertM at August 20, 2020 01:08 PM (lEqw+)

413 To repeat a theme of mine, Democrats are now in the same position as Victor von Frankenstein. You created the Monster, you set the Monster loose, and now you're surprised that the Monster is tearing your shit up and he won't do what you tell him to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

Yep. And how totally foreseeable was this outcome? You gin up a bunch of people with low IQs, mental problems, and generally antisocial attitudes to engage in rioting, and you think you can control them once they start?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:04 PM (YLq84)
------------------------------

There are two evil masterminds behind the nightmare we are facing today in 2020 - George Soros/the cashman, and Bill Ayers/the idea man.

Ayers figured out back in the 1970's that the proletariat of the middle class college kids would never overthrow the government, they larped at it while in college and then eventually went straight, got jobs, and were responsible for the greed is good 1980's.

So he came out of hiding, skated on his crimes, and became an education professor at the U of Illinois, at the Chicago campus. He decided that urban blacks would be his army of the proletariat, and he's been working that ever since.

Soros eventually showed up with his billions and picked up the check.

Posted by: Boots at August 20, 2020 01:08 PM (oGBso)

414 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano

I' m honestly not sure why anyone would be a Republican.

#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.

-
Love in the streets of Minnea, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, NYC . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)


Oh sweetie. Bless your blacked out heart.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)

415 Not to keep harping on our gentleman's bet from a year ago (under vs over 250 arrests at DNC), and I know the year didn't quite go as planned but Milwaukee sure is quiet.

We know they are capable of rioting and there's plenty to go around if the Left wanted to make a statement.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 01:06 PM (ueubY)


Didn't quite go? There IS no Democrat convention. How many Democrats are even in Milwaukee?

Because as I suspected, the Democrats were never going to let the site of their Show be violent.

Zombie Richard Daley would like a word with you on this one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:09 PM (YLq84)

416
Yes, because America is overwhelmingly Jamaican and South Asian looking.



America is anything-but-white, h8r.

/The Left

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

417 376

I am an electoral college nerd. If this was a fair election, trump would win all the states he won in 16 plus he would flip Nv, MN, NH, NM, Co, etc...but with mail in ballots NV is gone, CO is gone. All the dems have to do is wait for election night to end, and if Michigan, PA, and WI have mail in ballots, they can just see who didnt send in a vote and vote for them in Milwaukee, Detroit and Philly. This nations future is in the hands of 3 cities and if they can do mail in ballots or not.

Posted by: duncan at August 20, 2020 01:01 PM

Michigan is going to be interesting to watch.

Going back to 2000, Michigan has been pretty much a lock for the Democrat candidate.

2000: Democrat (Gore) +217,000 votes
2004: Democrat (Kerry) +165,000 votes
2008: Democrat (Obama) +823,000 votes
2012: Democrat (Obama) +449,000 votes
2016: Democrat (Clinton) -10,700 votes

The Michigan win for Trump came out of nowhere in 2016. And it was due to 295,000 vote loss in Democrat turnout and a 199,000 vote increase in third party turnout. In addition to a 164,000 vote increase in Republican turnout.

Going to be really interesting to see how Michigan goes. Especially with John James trying to take out Gary Peters in the Senate race.

Will the state go back to being solid Blue again? Or is this trend to the GOP here to stay?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 20, 2020 01:09 PM (Do5/p)

418
We really need that "This comment is meant as a general criticism
and not to be taken personally by other commenters" disclaimer embedded
after each comment. /

no kidding.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 01:09 PM (luzVb)

419 Oh sweetie. Bless your blacked out heart.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
------------

I can't decide if Alyssa is stupid or did too many drugs. Or, a combination of both.

Posted by: blake _- semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (WEBkv)

420 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano

I' m honestly not sure why anyone would be a Republican.

#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.

-
Love in the streets of Minnea, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, NYC . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 01:07 PM


I'm starting to think that Cookie isn't all that bright.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (ejd/p)

421
#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.
----------

God is love. Bet your dumb ass doesn't believe in Him.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (ueubY)

422 >Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump...

More nasally California than Queens accent.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (LxTcq)

423 Alyssa believes in love, upside your head, into a coma.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (j3jZX)

424 $12 trillion in slavery reparations, amounting to $800,000 for each eligible Black household.

"Racism scarred Jim Crow-era Black Americans. Here's why they deserve reparations"

https://tinyurl.com/y3n2luna
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Charge for freeing from bondage:
360,000 dead northern soldiers x $1,000,000 death benefit x $10,000,000 each surviving family for pain & suffering & loss x 155 years interest compounded annually...

Posted by: rickb223 "This comment is meant as a general criticism and not to be taken personally by other comme at August 20, 2020 01:11 PM (Hr+ZL)

425
I can't decide if Alyssa is stupid or did too many drugs. Or, a combination of both.
Posted by: blake _- semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (WEBkv)


Repeated trips to the hollywood casting couch blackens your soul.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:11 PM (7Q7Ca)

426 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano

I' m honestly not sure why anyone would be a Republican.

#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.


Let's face it, honey, you're not sure about where the sun rises in the morning.

"Believe in love?" WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:11 PM (YLq84)

427 This comment is meant as a general criticism
and not to be taken personally by other commenters"

-----

No we dont.

Life is hard. Wear a cup.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 01:11 PM (nw6Hr)

428 People will despise their reparations when 12 trillion is printed, and the dollar is worthless. We are just printing money left and right any more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2020 01:11 PM (JRaU+)

429 Too Many Requests

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:12 PM (7Q7Ca)

430 Didn't quite go? There IS no Democrat convention. How many Democrats are even in Milwaukee?

Because as I suspected, the Democrats were never going to let the site of their Show be violent.

Zombie Richard Daley would like a word with you on this one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:09 PM (YLq84)

Yet there *are* sad far lefty protesters in Milwaukee, getting minimal media coverage, and we know they have rioters on demand. I still maintain they weren't ever going to let it become a shit show.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 01:12 PM (ueubY)

431
#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.


----

Say Alyssa.... did you ever fly on one of Epsteins airplanes??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 01:12 PM (nw6Hr)

432 I've had several Dodge/Jeep cars, and they lock the doors automatically once the car is in motion and hits about 20 mph.

The doors stay locked once you stop and put the car into Park.

Posted by: Boots at August 20, 2020 12:59 PM (oGBso)

Most vehicles have a means of altering the door lock programming so that you can turn off the auto-lock "feature".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 01:12 PM (9ENEe)

433 We really need that "This comment is meant as a general criticism and not to be taken personally by other commenters" disclaimer embedded after each comment.

If all you jackwagons were just smarter we wouldn't need it.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 01:12 PM (ZfRYq)

434 Alyssa believes in love, upside your head, into a coma.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM


Do you believe in love?

Posted by: Huey Lewis at August 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ejd/p)

435 The two non-politicos speaking at the RNC convention that I know of include Nick Sandmann and the McCloskeys (St. Louis homeowners).

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Pqytn)

436
"Believe in love?" WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:11 PM (YLq84)


All the laws Republicans pass to punish and outlaw the gay community, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:13 PM (7Q7Ca)

437 Most vehicles have a means of altering the door lock programming so that you can turn off the auto-lock "feature".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 01:12 PM (9ENEe)


This is a relatively recent innovation.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZfRYq)

438 I can't decide if Alyssa is stupid or did too many drugs. Or, a combination of both.
Posted by: blake _- semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM (WEBkv)

Repeated trips to the hollywood casting couch blackens your soul.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020


*
*

I still fondly remember the sexy TV spots she did for some kind of women's perfume. Though I can't recall the product, which means the ad campaign was a failure. Candies? The second Mrs. Wolfus used to wear some backless high heels by that name, or so she told me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Ejm1K)

439 Yet the DNC revels in the fact that Kamala Harris "looks more like America" than Donald Trump...



Jamaican father, Dot Indian mother, raised in Canada.....

Yeah. Looks more American. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Hr+ZL)

440 You know who else believed in love Alyssa?

Cannon Hinnant.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (luzVb)

441 Oh my gosh, that is awful!
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2020 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

We were away with the grandkids at a waterpark for the weekend, otherwise my wife would have been there as she was every day for the past 10 years or so.

What I can't believe is that none of her lawyers or accountants checked on her. Also, no one from the college, symphony orchestra or museum that received millions in her will bothered to stop around that weekend.

She didn't leave a nickel to her grandchildren or great grandchildren, not even for education. Not a word of explanation.

Karma?

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (/BlEx)

442 #IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.


It's easy when words are so malleable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

443 FL worries me the most - that's 29 EVs Trump can hardly afford to lose. 3 major unfavorable changes since last election:

1.) Felons reinstated to vote
2.) Many Puerto Rican refugees from that hurricane a few years back are now residents and eligible to vote (Trump villain-ized there)
3.) Unknowns about seniors freaking out and emotional voting decisions amidst China lung aids.

This brings a lot a risk to that previous thin margin - hope I'm very wrong!

Posted by: theATL at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (3leHG)

444 Alyssa believes in love, upside your head, into a coma.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:10 PM

Do you believe in love?
Posted by: Huey Lewis


Purchased an hour at a time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Hr+ZL)

445 Blenderizing your child = love

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

446 443. 2 and 3 are real issues. 1 is still up in the air pending federal court cases. By the next election, they will pretty much be voting.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2020 01:15 PM (JRaU+)

447
Cannon Hinnant.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (luzVb)


I haven't cried in a few decades.

That's going to make me........The world is pretty fucking evil right now.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:15 PM (7Q7Ca)

448 Democrats, last night, on the zoom, their were so few of them that they re___d the same person in several seats.

Made it appear to the casual observer that there were many more people than in actual.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 01:16 PM (ePWRo)

449
I think this year PA is key. If Trump wins PA and its 20 EV.... landslide.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2020 01:16 PM (nw6Hr)

450 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano

I' m honestly not sure why anyone would be a Republican.

#IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.


JENNY!

Posted by: John Matrix at August 20, 2020 01:16 PM (AiZBA)

451 Demoncrats know they lost this election already.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Nzhcg)

452 Democrats, last night, on the zoom, their were so few of them that they re___d the same person in several seats.



Made it appear to the casual observer that there were many more people than in actual.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 01:16 PM (ePWRo)

============================
NPCs.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Pqytn)

453 Democrats, last night, on the zoom, their were so few of them that they re___d the same person in several seats.

Made it appear to the casual observer that there were many more people than in actual.
Posted by: Braenyard


I copied that picture from Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Hr+ZL)

454 Instituting a poverty program that causes generational failure = Love.


Forced compliance with other people's sexual fetishes = Love.


Confiscation of the fruits of your labor to redistribute to people who did not earn them = Love.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

455 440 You know who else believed in love Alyssa?

Cannon Hinnant.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (luzVb)


Yep. And even more apposite, Adam Haner (?), the guy kicked in the head after defending a transgender weirdo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (YLq84)

456 Made it appear to the casual observer that there were many more people than in actual.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 01:16 PM

Like what they do with ballots.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j3jZX)

457 Demoncrats know they lost this election already.
Posted by: demoncrat at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Nzhcg)


It's why they're OK with sacrificing the demented old fuck AND the worthless whore.

I think Kamala's political career is over when they get blown out in an epic landslide.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:18 PM (7Q7Ca)

458 sock be gone

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (AiZBA)

459 Demoncrats know they lost this election already.
Posted by: demoncrat at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Nzhcg)

It's why they're OK with sacrificing the demented old fuck AND the worthless whore.

I think Kamala's political career is over when they get blown out in an epic landslide.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:18 PM


I'm hoping that's the plan. Get rid of two liabilities in one stroke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (ejd/p)

460 "they re___d the same person in several seats."

Ooh, bet that hurt.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (dfRN6)

461 It's why they're OK with sacrificing the demented old fuck AND the worthless whore.

I think Kamala's political career is over when they get blown out in an epic landslide.
Posted by: Sponge


Pray. Pray hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Hr+ZL)

462 . . . I think what happened in Minneapolis with the George Floyd riots was the execution of the Milwaukee plan. They were ready to go and events diverted them to an alternate target.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (b1sBE)

463 354 I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking.




he's crippled himself with that shit

Posted by: x at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (nFwvY)

464 Like what they do with ballots.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j3jZX)


Practice, practice, practice

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 01:20 PM (ePWRo)

465
Pray. Pray hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Hr+ZL)


Every day.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:20 PM (7Q7Ca)

466 Been a nood up for about 20 min.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 01:20 PM (X/Pw5)

467 What I can't believe is that none of her lawyers or accountants checked on her. Also, no one from the college, symphony orchestra or museum that received millions in her will bothered to stop around that weekend.

She didn't leave a nickel to her grandchildren or great grandchildren, not even for education. Not a word of explanation.

Karma?

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2020 01:14 PM (/BlEx)
-------------------------------------

That's just awful. So many unanswered questions, left unanswered forever.

Posted by: Boots at August 20, 2020 01:21 PM (oGBso)

468 Party of Science
Party of Peaceful Transitions of Power
Party of Love

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ueubY)

469 I think Kamala's political career is over when they get blown out in an epic landslide.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:18 PM (7Q7Ca)


Yep. I think the DNC decided that Kamala was a dead whore walking after her dismal primary performance, when she polled fourth or fifth in her putative home state.

Out: favorite son
In: detested carpetbagging daughter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:21 PM (YLq84)

470 I worked with a mulatto guy, identified as black, who said the most enraging sound a black man can hear, one that will cause him to beat someone's ass, is the sound of an electric car door lock, locking.


he's crippled himself with that shit
Posted by: x


As someone above said, locking sounds exactly like unlocking.
Good way to get your ass shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Hr+ZL)

471 So, the broadcast networks have only been playing the END in segments... Because they have to give equal time to Trump, and they figured he'd use all his available time.

Heh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:22 PM (j3jZX)

472 Demoncrats know they lost this election already.
Posted by: demoncrat at August 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Nzhcg)

It's why they're OK with sacrificing the demented old fuck AND the worthless whore.

I think Kamala's political career is over when they get blown out in an epic landslide.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 01:18 PM

I'm hoping that's the plan. Get rid of two liabilities in one stroke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (ejd/p)


Yep. Kind of the political equivalent of a sacrificial anode.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:22 PM (YLq84)

473 #IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.

How many millions of babies lovingly murdered in the womb since Milano has been politically aware?

That was the very first thing that told me I was a Republican voter when I first became politically aware on 09/12/2001 when I was 25. I looked at the two parties, saw that Democrats supported abortion and I immediately knew I would never vote Democrat. Done.

Every day since that day, I have yet to figure out any reason why anyone would be a Democrat.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 20, 2020 01:23 PM (Do5/p)

474 DNC, NOT END.

Freakin autocorpuscle.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:24 PM (j3jZX)

475 I'm hoping that's the plan. Get rid of two liabilities in one stroke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 01:19 PM (ejd/p)

Yep. Kind of the political equivalent of a sacrificial anode.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 01:22 PM

And -- they get to riot for four more years, and possibly even force Trump to become the dictator they keep calling him.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 01:26 PM (j3jZX)

476 I'm white and have heard the door lock as I walk near a car. Happens in Las Vegas all the time, and probably elsewhere. Never thought much about it, and I'd do the same thing when a stranger approaches the car.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 01:31 PM (k/aud)

477 Seriously. In 2024, don't shit your pants over polls in June and July.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 12:10 PM (UWqZJ

Listen, Fat. I'll shit Corn Pop's pants if I want to ride a rodeo clown at the thing that FDR did back in '24. My word as a, a, um, a Bite me Fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 01:32 PM (O2PCU)

478 #IAmADemocrat because I believe in love.
........

First marriage to Cinjun Cueball Tate lasted less than a year.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2020 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

479 This is a relatively recent innovation.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZfRYq)

I was able to do it on a 2002 Ford F150. Repeated button-pushing was involved. Dumb-ass feature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 01:56 PM (RVf59)

480 Oh goodie trump will get to give Israel more of what it wants when White people re-elect him. Well maybe Whites will get more based tweets while president jew-puppet gets circumcised live on national TV. Think of the bar mitzvah presents, Donald.

Posted by: FPY at August 20, 2020 04:35 PM (wDOYc)

481 Not only do I live in MN, but I am the Chairman of my county's Republican Party. We are doing yeoman's work in order to turn this state red in 2020. What happened in Minneapolis and Gov No Balls Walz' response to teh Covid is dragging a lot of moderates and working class/union Democrats to the Republican cause. They see the writing on the wall, and don't like it, not one bit.

Posted by: Assassin6 at August 20, 2020 05:55 PM (GBYzV)

482 481 Not only do I live in MN, but I am the Chairman of my county's Republican Party. We are doing yeoman's work in order to turn this state red in 2020. What happened in Minneapolis and Gov No Balls Walz' response to teh Covid is dragging a lot of moderates and working class/union Democrats to the Republican cause. They see the writing on the wall, and don't like it, not one bit.
Posted by: Assassin6 at August 20, 2020 05:55 PM (GBYzV

If you guys pull it off and MN votes for Trump, it is going to be HUGE. For as you no doubt know, MN hasn't gone for a Republican presidential nominee since Nixon in 1972. And the media won't be able to hide from that one.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 20, 2020 06:40 PM (ejsiI)

483 Excellent commentary.

Posted by: Wes at August 21, 2020 11:38 PM (FN9Jv)

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