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First Night of Democrat (Virtual) Convention Ends With Over-the-Top Gay Guy Doing Super Gay Rendition of Hippie Anthem, Plus a Big Endorsement of Violent Racist Extremist Group Black Lives Matter

It's 1968 again.


The first night of the Democratic National Convention closed out with a performance by Billy Porter and rock star Stephen Stills that garnered mixed reactions from viewers.


The "Pose" star teamed up with Stills to perform what appeared to be a pre-recorded cover of Buffalo Springfield's 1966 protest anthem "For What It's Worth," which Stills originally wrote and recorded with Springfield.

...

"Billy Porter is so freakin fabulous i just can’t even!! This duet with him and Stills hit the ball clear out of the park. Prob should have been the closing act on the final night because I can’t imagine anything much better than this!" a third user wrote.

Meanwhile, a less than enthusiastic user called it "a God awful performance."

Porter cannot sing, so he just "vogues" the song.

A friend noted that the so-called "Party of Youth" continues making its "Party of Youth" pop culture pitches deploying songs that were on the radio before Woodstock.

"For What It's Worth" dates from 1966. I think that's when the old Batman show debuted.

It's almost as if "The Party of Youth" is controlled by decrepit Marxists and Weather Underground terrorists who still believe that the Soviet Union is the future.


A longer version:

Posted by: Ace at 12:27 PM




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1 It's horrible.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 12:26 PM (8B6Ng)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

3 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

4 th

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 18, 2020 12:27 PM (XrTBx)

5 I swear, I thought it was parody when I saw it earlier.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 12:27 PM (8B6Ng)

6 It's the party of old white hippies who know a couple of black guys but never invite them over for hang outs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:27 PM (UWqZJ)

7 Eva Longwhatever was a squealing Obama fan gurl for eight long years.

Her reward was that cringe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

8 It makes sense if you think about their target demographic. That is Boomers obsessed with being youthful. Young people don't watch this stuff.

Posted by: Someguy at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (Zm+LZ)

9 And Michelle, don't forget her uplifting presence

Posted by: Zeera at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (zUdXR)

10 I also suppose this is reinforcing their official support of BLM and what's going on in Portland and Seattle.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (8B6Ng)

11 Stupid hippies.

Posted by: Who Are The Brain Police? at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (Tnijr)

12 6 It's the party of old white hippies who know a couple of black guys but never invite them over for hang outs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:27 PM (UWqZJ)

Social distancing. 1960's Watts style.

Posted by: Roy at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (Ti+Tv)

13 I'm seeing RED!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

14 It makes sense if you think about their target
demographic. That is Boomers obsessed with being youthful. Young people
don't watch this stuff.

Posted by: Someguy at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (Zm+LZ)


The twatter echo chamber was sure lovin' it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (8B6Ng)

15 I saw a few minutes of Bernie...these people are loons.

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (X/Pw5)

16 OMG what a dyslexic abortion the dems are right now.
We won. I'm calling it. Election over.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (Dc5Qe)

17 Also the hippies of half a century ago are now running the party.

Posted by: Someguy at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (Zm+LZ)

18 Oh Em Gee!

Posted by: Bosk at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (SWbVS)

19 I almost cut my hair.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (Tnijr)

20 That is likely the most subdued Billy Porter performance ever.
Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

21 there's something happenin here
I think that guy takes it in the rear

Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (2cfUo)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (7Q7Ca)

23 HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (1Dmt5)

24 It's a hippy, isn't it Neil?

Posted by: Rik at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)

25 It reminds me of a telethon.

All the Hollywood Actors doing their part for Good Old Joe and the Washed Up Politicians Rest Home.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (+0uDE)

26 The left has long understood that most people are tribal, and that they shape their beliefs to fit in with the group. Hence the left has long portrayed itself as the cool crowd. They were helped, of course, by the fact that the GOP seemed to deliberately appear as stodgy old men and women who hated fun.

Trump changed all that. He seems to relish political combat, and is unabashedly proud of who he is and of his supporters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (SgjGX)

27 I saw red.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (7Q7Ca)

28 2 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

3 dammit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

----------------------------

Eh, you stil have 404 to look forward to...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (CAJOC)

29
And Michelle, don't forget her uplifting presence

Posted by: Zeera at August 18, 2020 12:28 PM (zUdXR)


Somewhere in the back of her small mind, she must know her "husband" attempted to overthrow a sitting president.

In a just world, she and the girls would be visiting Barry at Leavenworth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

30 The moment Trump won re-election
_________

Assless Chaps FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (WqPYg)

31 Must be because I had the flu for Christmas

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Tnijr)

32 I don't know about the puffy white sleeves shirt and a long jacket combo.

Posted by: IC at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

33 17 Also the hippies of half a century ago are now running the party.
Posted by: Someguy at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (Zm+LZ)

And keeping Corn Pop on his side of the pool.

Posted by: Roy at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Ti+Tv)

34 That ... was something. But it sure wasn't Baltimore.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Pqytn)

35 My God. That music video is cringe inducing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (TdMsT)

36 They're worried about being drafted and sent to Viet Nam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (aKsyK)

37 It happened just the other day...

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (2lndx)

38 He's gay? How can you tell?

I didn't even recognize Stephen Stills.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

39 Also the hippies of half a century ago are now running the party.

Posted by: Someguy at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (Zm+LZ)


The ones that liked the brown acid.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (8B6Ng)

40 I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

41 The DNC/MSM has truly lost it's collective mind.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (XJKQV)

42 28
Eh, you stil have 404 to look forward to...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (CAJOC)

========

Memories...

*looks off wistfully into the distance*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (UWqZJ)

43 I feel like letting my freak flag fly

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Tnijr)

44 The suit the guy wore definitely had a Tom Jones 1970 vibe.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (+0uDE)

45 That Porter kid sure can sing.

Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (vtcmf)

46 I like when the weirdo turned his back and flapped his bat wings - like Wile E Coyote about to dive off the cliff.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (luzVb)

47 Dems: It's always 1968 somewhere!

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (AytXr)

48 "Mixed reactions from viewers" - which means the snobs loved it and most people thought it sucked donkey penis.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (BeYX8)

49 Our future is the past.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (ifmtJ)

50 They still think that getting has been actors do be on stage with them means something to those that actually vote on election day.

Eva, stop being a useful idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (7Q7Ca)

51 47 Dems: It's always 1968 somewhere!
Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (AytXr)

EXACTLY by thought!! Good grief!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (/rsCS)

52 40 I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

He's no Billy Squier

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (ifmtJ)

53 Would you have preferred it be Cardi B performing her new "WAP" song???

Oh no, don't want to scare the Boomer Wall Street types -- need their $$$ to keep the revolution alive.

LOLGF by the sicko culture you created!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

54 46 I like when the weirdo turned his back and flapped his bat wings - like Wile E Coyote about to dive off the cliff.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (luzVb)

lmao.

Posted by: IC at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (a0IVu)

55 The suit the guy wore definitely had a Tom Jones 1970 vibe.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (+0uDE)


Tom Jones doing his best Dracula.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (8B6Ng)

56 6
It's the party of old white hippies who know a couple of black guys but never invite them over for hang outs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:27 PM (UWqZJ)

__________


Don't forget about the Hispanic domestic help!

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

57 >>which means the snobs loved it and most people thought it sucked donkey penis.

Which therefore covers both Biden and Harris.

Posted by: Roy at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (Ti+Tv)

58 As someone mentioned earlier, do you THINK there's any reason behind them removing the color WHITE from the American Flag?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (7Q7Ca)

59 >>Dems: It's always 1968 somewhere!

If only they had had a real convention in Milwaukee the picture would have been complete.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (ZLI7S)

60 And on top of that, a terrible green screen! Ugh.

Posted by: Fred Garvin at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (e5/N+)

61 He's no Yoko.

But he's close.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (2BgZB)

62 it's a shtruggle to watch 70yo hippies relive 1968

Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (XTiHL)

63 That was so ong ago that Biden hadn't even become a government paracite yet. He was still busy cheating his way through law school.

Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (hVOXD)

64 Eva Longoria?? What the hell. 2006 called and it wants its relevance back.

Posted by: jmel at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (RWHIh)

65 there's something happenin here
I think that guy takes it in the rear
there's a Man with a dick over there
& I that is he is queer

Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (2cfU

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (1Dmt5)

66 Why did they not get someone more contemporary? Like Beyonce or Taylor Swift?

Posted by: IC at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (a0IVu)

67 Go to YouTube. Read the comments. They are Comedy Gold.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

68 Is that old guy Mr Green Jeans from Captain Kangaroo?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (pB6Gt)

69 ...I feel like I owe it to someone.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (2lndx)

70
I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?
Posted by: Jordan61


Some hybrid beer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (aKsyK)

71 >>I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?


He has a show, produced by the "Nip/Tuck," "Glee," and "American Horror Story Guy" that is (I think) all about drag performance.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

72 The brothers really like old 60s hippie music and black gay guys.


Also they hate billionaire ballers that fuck super models.


It is known.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

73 Greatest snark Tweet of the night was someone saying the production lacked Weinstein's touch or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

74 What an uplifting convention so far... The stars of the evening are a bitter unhappy bitchy woman and a man in a dress who can't sing accompanied by a washed up has been

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (Zmnko)

75 Tonight, he'll be wearing chaps and no pants singing "Four Dead in Ohio."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (7Q7Ca)

76 Did AOC show any cleavage?

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (NYa62)

77 17
Also the hippies of half a century ago are now running the party.

Posted by: Someguy at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (Zm+LZ)

_________


Hippies, Domestic Terrorists. Toe-may-toe, Tah-mah-toe.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (WqPYg)

78 Stephen Stills.

Oh, well. We'll always have Manassas.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (FtO5h)

79 Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line, the man come and take you away

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (3aI0K)

80 Man. That really sucked. And I've seen corpses that look better than that worn out old shithead Stills.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (o2MD2)

81 I though Cole Porter had more class than this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (2BgZB)

82
No, no, no.

I keep pointing this out. If this was 1968, guys like the Daleys would have deployed their gangster cops to beat and shoot members of Antifa and BLM.

Now, these Democrats endorse the motherfuckers. This is way worse than '68.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (xkm5f)

83 I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

He's no Billy Squier
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (ifmtJ)
******
or Billy Joel or Cole Porter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (1Dmt5)

84 I thought the biggest news from the Convention was AOC attacking one of the featured speakers before he spoke.


Sure it was KatShit the RatFuck, who deserves all of the opprobrium that can be hurled his way, but still, it was funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (OhFoP)

85 48 "Mixed reactions from viewers" - which means the snobs loved it and most people thought it sucked donkey penis.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 12:31 PM (BeYX

What did Rotten Tomatoes score it as?

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (+0uDE)

86 52 40 I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

He's no Billy Squier
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo
__________

And he's damned sure no Porter Wagoner.

Posted by: Furious George at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (9vQJW)

87 20 That is likely the most subdued Billy Porter performance ever.
Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

---

Never heard of the non-singing freak until now.

Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (RU4sa)

88 "For What It's Worth" dates from 1966. I think that's when the old Batman show debuted.

In other words, it's one of the most recent songs Joe Biden remembers.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (AytXr)

89 I think JJ hit it pretty squarely in the MR:
" The theme for this circus is delusion and deception. From my perspective, it was a complete fiasco and if anything, it rang even phonier than the Styrofoam columns at the 2008 convention to choose their Styrofoam candidate. Only in this instance, the Democrats weren't necessarily trying to fool the American people: they were trying to fool themselves. And in this I think they failed, and miserably."


100 % gaslighting from Bizarro world.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (vMGcs)

90 Isn't it the Left that tells people to get out of the '50s......?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (2BgZB)

91 Reminds me of the music video for "Groove is in the Heart."

Psychedelically stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (7Q7Ca)

92 War Huh Yeah!
What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
uhuh
War huh Yeah!
What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
Say it again y'all!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (LxTcq)

93 Because the Democrat party is being held hostage by aging hippy boomers determined to hold on to center stage as long as possible until you break their fingers to remove the mic and drag them kicking and screaming out of the building.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (Ectld)

94 "I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?"


He's no Billy Idol.

Posted by: Oy! at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (Tnijr)

95 I didn't even know Susan Anton was guilty of anything but bad acting.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (o3AYq)

96 65 there's something happenin here
I think that guy takes it in the rear
there's a Man with a dick over there
& I that is he is queer

Ain't it time we pop amyl nitrates 'round
Everybody look who's goin' down.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (FtO5h)

97 I bet some mostly peaceful black guys lovingly beat the sh*t out of that singer after he left the venue.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (v7mN4)

98 controlled by decrepit Marxists and Weather Underground terrorists who still believe that the Soviet Union is the future.

Forget the basement dwelling antifa pussies, these are the bastards that need to hunted down at night and kneecaped.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (RQOKr)

99 I didn't recognize Stephen Stills at first, and have never heard of the other one.

I thought it was Jussie Smollett and some homeless guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (unn44)

100 The Democrats DO believe the Soviet Union is the future. That's what makes them scary.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (E+OcO)

101 I didn't even make it to the first verse, I was cringing before he turned around.

Posted by: Cold Rage at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (OXSar)

102 Hilarious reviews of the DNC fest. I hope the networks pick up their option and make this a series. Kind of a "30 Rock meets Gilligans Island" moment.


I especially loved the GOPe parts, like when the Russia sociopath Democrats invited Russian propagandist Susan Molinari to talk, and when John Kasich assured indies that Biden is no pushover extremist, followed instantly by Bernie letting everyone know Joey B is now a second tier member of the Central Committee, with dreams of becoming a voting member.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (2y4NB)

103 "Billy Porter is so freakin fabulous i just cant even!! This duet with him and Stills hit the ball clear out of the park. Prob should have been the closing act on the final night because I cant imagine anything much better than this!" a third user wrote.

The Twitter bots that "loved" the finale of Star Trek Picard were more believable.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (BeYX8)

104 I fully expect them to pull out someone we've never heard of and do a rendition of "Aquarius."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

105 I think that little video is going to alienate a lot more people than they think.

These are the same idiots that run companies tell employees "If you don't like it, then leave" then bitches about the high turnover and employee costs. Eventually they grind the company into the ground.
BLM isn't going to bring in the votes.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (w6A0l)

106 DEVO turned them down?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (kA3Cp)

107 93 Because the Democrat party is being held hostage by aging hippy boomers determined to hold on to center stage as long as possible until you break their fingers to remove the mic and drag them kicking and screaming out of the building.
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (Ectld)

========

And those fighting them hardest are the ones who think that antifa hasn't gone far enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (UWqZJ)

108 67 Go to YouTube. Read the comments. They are Comedy Gold.
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! They sure are. ***takes breath***

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (/rsCS)

109 Outnumbered has Mollie vs. Harf today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

110 Stephen Stills should have done himself a favor and fucking died long ago!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (yhf6w)

111 All we are saying

Is give peens to Trans...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (luzVb)

112 Should have had Ru Paul...

Posted by: IC at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (a0IVu)

113 I watched about a minute of it with no sound and I was cringing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (vg8iE)

114 >>The suit the guy wore definitely had a Tom Jones 1970 vibe.



That had to be a compromise -- he usually looks like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y562sv9v

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

115 Holy crap, I'd watch that flaming homosexual do a proper-time cover of Groove is in the Heart just for the spectacle of it.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (v7mN4)

116 I didn't recognize Stephen Stills at first, and have never heard of the other one.

I thought it was Jussie Smollett and some homeless guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (unn44)
******
What They couldn't wake David Crosby out of his coma to help his buddy out ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (1Dmt5)

117 Go long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (bY+8h)

118 He has a show, produced by the "Nip/Tuck," "Glee," and "American Horror Story Guy" that is (I think) all about drag performance.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

Ohhh, I think I've seen commercials for it while I'm watching Archer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

119 Thanks ace for taking one for the team (as you do on so much).

Of course I remember the name Stills, the other guy not so much. But I wasn't able to avoid a 10-second clip of the beginning of their "act", as I saw it on some page as I was looking for something.

As ridiculous and pathetic as it was, it looked positively statesmanlike and impressive compared to the bizarre delusional racist mob agitation of the rest of the s**tfest.

Those who were around and in/around the process decades back can appreciate that one of the two major American political parties now routinely comes off as crazy and vile as Lyndon LaRouche at his peak.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (OTzUX)

120 >>>>I didn't recognize Stephen Stills at first

Yeah, I didn't either. Didn't know until I read about it later.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (xPl2J)

121 38 He's gay? How can you tell?

I didn't even recognize Stephen Stills.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Stretch marks around his mouth.

Posted by: Abiss at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (Y8DtA)

122 Not quite so good as 1968. I miss the hard hats beating on the hippies. And the cops. Daley may have been a Democrat, and corrupt as hell, but he was still a bad ass.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (LMs+g)

123 "I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?

Posted by: Jordan61



Some hybrid beer."



Well I aint never had no use for no hybred beea

Posted by: zombie Billy Carter at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (Tnijr)

124 >>He's no Billy Idol.

It's a nice day for a

White beatdown!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (ZLI7S)

125 Why shouldn't Billy Porter change his name because raysis?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (sWM8x)

126 32
I don't know about the puffy white sleeves shirt and a long jacket combo.

Posted by: IC at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

__________


[In whiny little boy Seinfeld voice:] "But, I don't want to be a pirate!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (WqPYg)

127 Anyone with a red rose in their twitter handle I assume is a communist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (LxTcq)

128 The suit the guy wore definitely had a Tom Jones 1970 vibe.



That had to be a compromise -- he usually looks like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y562sv9v

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

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Gosh, it's almost like they recognize that the vast majority of Americans still find coprophagia enthusiasts extremely offensive.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (v7mN4)

129 "It's 1968 again."

October 1917 to be accurate.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (puu6v)

130 It is almost like the DNC thinks every black guy is, or should be, gay. That would piss me off. There has to be a meme in there somewhere.

This is the percentage of black people the DNC thinks are gay. This is how many actually are. I'm just not smart enough to deliver the punchline.

Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (cgXjL)

131 91 Reminds me of the music video for "Groove is in the Heart."

Psychedelically stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (7Q7Ca)

With SLIDE WHISTLES.

SMH...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

132 Outnumbered has Mollie vs. Harf today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)
*******
That is 1st punch knockout

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (1Dmt5)

133 He's no Billy Idol.
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Just to troll Democrats, Trump should put Rebel Yell into his rally rotation. Hell, make it his walk-up music.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (2y4NB)

134 Sorry, Dems. Young people are getting slaughtered in Dem cities in historic numbers. Dem-controlled cities are being burned and looted, and your answer is grandpa music played by a stoned grandpa and a guy wearing a dress?

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (Pqytn)

135
Weird video.

Looked like Billy Porter goes down on himself during the song.

So, everybody got to see what was goin' down.

Brilliant!

Posted by: The Platypuses at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (dWwl8)

136 Never heard of the non-singing freak until now.

Had to look him up. Theater type. His claim to fame is a 2013 Tony for the role of "Lola".

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (ELgVT)

137 I thought Stills was mort.

Meh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (fIHXk)

138 They're still in love with their bullshit '60s myth.


They should stop and remember that that was a total trainwreck for the Left, and delivered Former Literal Hitler Nixon, who they used to hate as much as Trump.


Recreate '68, idiots!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (oVJmc)

139 So, tonight they're going to break out Frankie Valley?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (7Q7Ca)

140 1966 - the year after Stephen Stills auditioned for the Monkees and was turned down

Posted by: rozel at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (EJ2Rs)

141 I knew it was just a matter of time before they made a gay black Batman

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (Izzlo)

142 36
They're worried about being drafted and sent to Viet Nam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (aKsyK)

________


LOL

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

143 Wait, that was the guy from Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young? Holy crap. What's he now, 80?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (v7mN4)

144
I believe the 1964 Democrat Convention featured Scott Joplin playing "Maple Leaf Rag..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (s2VJv)

145 Much of BLM is white millennials LARP'ing the 1960s. They were the target audience.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (l7udz)

146 Great news! There's 3 more days of this!

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (X/Pw5)

147 143 Wait, that was the guy from Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young? Holy crap. What's he now, 80?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (v7mN4)


About 75. Close.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:38 PM (s2VJv)

148 Stop children what's that sound, everybody look Kamala's going down

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (xIIrB)

149 This is the percentage of black people the DNC thinks are gay. This is how many actually are. I'm just not smart enough to deliver the punchline.

Damn. I should know this one, shouldn't I?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (ELgVT)

150 I still think PDT ought to use Pantera's Cowboys From Hell

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (1Dmt5)

151 It's like the original song didn't suck enough.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (2BgZB)

152 I bet some mostly peaceful black guys lovingly beat the sh*t out of that singer after he left the venue.


You think there was a venue? There's no venues any more. "Stage Four Airborne Covcer19" has put an end to that. He's in front of a green screen in his basement. As is Steven Stills.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (ZCiJZ)

153 Holy Fook. Just watched the video.


Lololol

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (bY+8h)

154

So gay that guy literally has dicks falling out of his ass...

Posted by: Some Dude at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (d6DSt)

155 It's 1968 again.

Which is what the Democrats have apparently been trying for for the past several years. Say, how did that work out for them the first time it was 1968?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (qc+VF)

156 Tell me how Trump isn't beating these people like a rented mule in November?

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (fAcn5)

157 Fuck that old cocksucker.

As for Billy Porter, I have no idea who HE is.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (6MoD2)

158 Drinking age in Ohio when I was in school there was 18 for low beer. Kent was the nearby college town where we could go and get served at 17.

It was the lower end dummies of the college-bound crowd that went to Kent State. The kind that might be dumb enough to rant at guardsman boys a year or two older than them, with 30-caliber rounds in the chambers of their carbines.

Trump needs to paint Biden with BLM and antifa every minute of every day going forward.

Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (s8vyI)

159 It is almost like the DNC thinks every black guy is, or should be, gay. That would piss me off. There has to be a meme in there somewhere.

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Ha. Dirty little secret is that the black community has very little affection for homosexuals or cross dressers. Arguably the opposite.

Ask Beto.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (v7mN4)

160

Rush ripping this now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (s2VJv)

161 148 Stop children what's that sound, everybody look Kamala's going down
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (xIIrB)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (ifmtJ)

162 That video looks like Max Headroom will pop up any moment. Stephen Stills wasn't even a big deal in 1968 for crying out loud, he's nothing today. Are they TRYING to feel old?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

163 I assume Stephen blew all his money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (MzFJT)

164 I didn't watch a minute of the clown show, but the snarky tweets are epic.


Can't wait for the play-by-play of Billy Jeff Clinton's speech.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

165 Creepy only scratches the surface.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (3H9h1)

166 155 It's 1968 again.

Which is what the Democrats have apparently been trying for for the past several years. Say, how did that work out for them the first time it was 1968?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (qc+VF)

======

Well, isn't that when the New Left effectively took control of the Democratic Party?

Sure, Democrats lost every presidential election except one for a couple of decades afterwards, but the radicals got their foothold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)

167
Off marsupial sock!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (dWwl8)

168 We are all gay now.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

169 When the truth is found to beeeee lies, and all the joy within yoooou dies. If only only Grace slick and Jefferson drigible could perform.

Posted by: Fortcoins at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (NEGOC)

170 He's in front of a green screen in his basement

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That will make it even more likely.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (v7mN4)

171 I still think PDT ought to use Pantera's Cowboys From Hell
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:39 PM (1Dmt5)


All the members of that band that I've met are now dead.

I feel real bad about that, tho I don't honestly believe I had anything to do with it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (7Q7Ca)

172 The Cuckvention has already started.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (/HW+d)

173 121 38 He's gay? How can you tell?


Well he wears ball gowns to most red carpet affairs

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (Zmnko)

174 40 I have no idea who Billy Porter is. Should I?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

Clearly no.

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

175 The America-hating Moloch worshipping democrat filth cannot make their platform of human misery appealing, no matter how much they tart it up.

Posted by: Biosynthetic Patriarch at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (PnnR0)

176 Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Posted by: Bosk at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (SWbVS)

177 I have to say, this offering is the most pathetic I have ever witnessed. I don't see how they could get any more pathetic. Shockingly incompetent. This is like some loser Youtube video by someone who just has no clue about anything. Just spitballing, and missing by a mile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (o2MD2)

178 Washington Examiner column Becket Adams wrote: "This Democratic convention is like a more depressing version of the Jerry Lewis Labor Day telethon, and that involved kids with muscular dystrophy."

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

179 He's in front of a green screen in his basement
======

Meh.

Posted by: Jame Gumm at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (vg8iE)

180 They should stop and remember that that was a total trainwreck for the
Left, and delivered Former Literal Hitler Nixon, who they used to hate
as much as Trump.



Protesting and destroying gave us Former Literal Hitler Nixon because they just didn't do it right. It's like socialism/communism. It just hasn't been done correctly. It will work this time, I'm sure of it...


/yep, we are repeating history

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

181 We are all gay now.
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (v0R5T)


Ma' mamma we're all queerz now!!!

Posted by: Quiet Riot at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (7Q7Ca)

182 Call me when they do "Trouble Coming Every Day".

Posted by: guy who relates everthing to a Zappa song at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (Tnijr)

183 They're worried about being drafted and sent to Viet Nam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


LOL. Too funny. Vietnam would send them back.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (qQcQl)

184 Did they manage to cheer abortion and boo G-d this year?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

185
Ohhh, I think I've seen commercials for it while I'm watching Archer.

City busses with billboards on sides.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (pSFKm)

186 What was missing was Hillary in a pantsuit dancing on stage with him.

Maybe that comes tomorrow.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (ELgVT)

187 That video puts the 'jazz' into 'jazz hands.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

188 What's the "moment Trump won" video with Eva Longoria about? I can't open it on my phone.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (reWaE)

189 how relevant. a black guy singing about a protest of young white kids, to try and tie it into today's protests by young white kids. If I remember right, the song was about them putting a curfew in Los Angeles, so they weren't able to hang out in the clubs.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (JKNZq)

190 Doesn't Stephen Stills have anything better to do?
Like pinochle?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

191 178 Washington Examiner column Becket Adams wrote: "This Democratic convention is like a more depressing version of the Jerry Lewis Labor Day telethon, and that involved kids with muscular dystrophy."
Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (WqPYg)


Most of the money raised at those telethons went to the telethon organizers.

So, more like the MDA telethon than not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)

192 I met Vinnie Paul years ago. Pretty nice guy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (fIHXk)

193 Maybe bridge?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

194 1968: Let's sit and rap, man.2020: Let's foster a meaningful dialogue.2021: You are under arrest for hate speech.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (qpX6U)

195 Dems has better be careful using that song. Every verse...every last word has been perfectly illustrated these past few weeks in Portland, New York, Seattle and Minneapolis.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (XxJt1)

196 I assume Stephen blew all his money.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (MzFJT)


I thought he blew because he NEEDED the money.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (7Q7Ca)

197 Or shuffleboard?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

198 Stop children what's that sound,
that's the bitch willie used to pound

Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (2cfUo)

199 Isn't Billy Porter the flamboyantly gay AA actor who was in a production or remake of "WIzard or Oz" or "The Wiz" where Glinda has morphed into a woman played by a cross dressing man?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (WkPC9)

200 The bar wings flapping in the beginning of the video made me snort my coffee

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (bY+8h)

201 190 Doesn't Stephen Stills have anything better to do?
Like pinochle?
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)


He probably pees on his knuckles all the time...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (s2VJv)

202 YT comment -



"DNC 2020 brought to you by Adult Swim"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (luzVb)

203 *bat wings

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (bY+8h)

204 OT: The 'Walk with Me' chick is hot as hell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

205 That's unbelievable. All that money, all that Hollywood, music industry, tech industry, and television industry support, and the best they can get is 80s cable T.V. public access channel content.

Then again this is the party that gave us that Obama birth certificate Adobe Illustrator file.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (j3jZX)

206 I don't mean this as some putdown of Billy Porter, its more I'm old and out of touch but who the heck is this again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

207 He's in front of a green screen in his basement


Nothing is highlighting what dull failures our 'celebrities' are more than cutting them off from their hairstylists, make-up experts, lighting and editing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (oVJmc)

208 Billy Porter
Sold by the 6 Pack

In a gas station in Plains, Georgia

Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As Sybil at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (c6/XQ)

209 I read somewhere that Big Mike Obama recorded the speech a few weeks ago.

'Thank you participants and general non specified viewers! Insert name of VP pick here will be a great addition to the ticket!

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (gAMkn)

210 This Democrat Convention is an in your face tribute and homage to the power of brainwashing.

We actually lost the Cold War and are under enemy occupation. The enemy took over our education establishment first, which then led to overtaking our information/entertainment/media establishment and finally our culture.


We were facing him on our frontiers and neglected to check our own 6.


Khrushchev was right, sadly.

This November's election is Last Stand Hill.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (7k/uO)

211 178 Washington Examiner column Becket Adams wrote: "This Democratic convention is like a more depressing version of the Jerry Lewis Labor Day telethon, and that involved kids with muscular dystrophy."
Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

Close.

When Biden accepts, it will become the presidential equivalent of the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (puu6v)

212 Even the drag queen universalist minister officiating same-sex weddings in the rainbow-colored gazebo in a cloister of my quarantine beard knows that all true Reagan conservatives embrace and celebrate the influence of homosexuality in our culture as a blessing of liberty.

Now for something actually important:

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Fight me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (7q/Jx)

213 Got a molar pulled yesterday

but the dentist gave me some HD percocets

so I missed this shitshow

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (O+AcM)

214 202 YT comment -



"DNC 2020 brought to you by Adult Swim"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (luzVb)

==========

"I love Adult Swim! They give me Rick and Morty! It's just the smartest show everest! I'm voting Democrat!"
-Millennial

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (UWqZJ)

215 Trump's new horror video "The Bidening" was brought to real life last night at DNC-Fest

https://youtu.be/ahrYSNlKxr0

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (2y4NB)

216 On his radio show yesterday, Hannity said they researched it and found that -- since March -- Biden has publicly answered 34 questions from the media, whereas Trump had fielded 1,803.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (WqPYg)

217 Trump's campaign staff have got to be celebrating today. I managed to watch about an hour of it and it was just fucking awful.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (sWM8x)

218 A southernman man doesn't need Stephen Stills around anyhow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (/HW+d)

219 I tried to listen to the song but he's got such a weak little voice, I got annoyed and quit.

It reminds me of listening to "Love Won't Let Me Wait" by Major Harris. I saw a rendition by John Legend and thought I'd listen to it since I had never heard him sing before. He sounded like a little boy going through puberty. Not manly at all. Do those singers even exist any more?

Posted by: abbynormal at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (I849g)

220 Hey, if no one wants to go to san francisco anymore, why do we need a multi billion "bullet" train to get there?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (pSFKm)

221
The Convention reminded me of "The King of Comedy" where DeNiro's Rupert Pupkin was doing his late night show in his mom's basement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (s2VJv)

222 207 He's in front of a green screen in his basement


Nothing is highlighting what dull failures our 'celebrities' are more than cutting them off from their hairstylists, make-up experts, lighting and editing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (oVJmc)

=========

Twitter, the unfiltered view at their mindthoughts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (UWqZJ)

223 181 We are all gay now.
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (v0R5T)

Ma' mamma we're all queerz now!!!
Posted by: Quiet Riot at August 18, 2020 12:41 PM (7Q7Ca)

I blame Rob Halford

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (ifmtJ)

224 Introduce this singer to Ed Buck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (oVJmc)

225 That's unbelievable. All that money, all that Hollywood, music industry, tech industry, and television industry support, and the best they can get is 80s cable T.V. public access channel content.

Supposedly the lighting was all lousy too.

I remember the first MTV awards show. It was horrible, they were unprepared, amateurish, stoned, and idiotic. There were huge uncomfortable delays and silences, people looking at the wrong camera, lame sets, it was like a show your elementary school kids set up and did on their own and you had to pretend you liked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

226 F'n Firefox eating my newlines. Going back to Chrome.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (qpX6U)

227 208 Billy Porter
Sold by the 6 Pack

In a gas station in Plains, Georgia
Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As Sybil at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (c6/XQ)

taste like warm Pomac

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (O+AcM)

228 Looked like the set of Laugh-In.

Is that sort of thing what all the cool kids watch now?

Posted by: Just Lily at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (rw1l7)

229
In 1970 some panicked Guardsmen, acting without orders, killed 3 Democrat voters and a bystander at Kent State.

Two years previous, Chicago Democrats ordered their Democrat cops to suppress their Democrat voters with extreme prejudice, resulting in 11 dead Democrat voters, and 37 wounded Democrat voters.

Which one got famous?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (xkm5f)

230 Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

231 Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (O+AcM)

============
Just imagine the molar pull with percocet and you'll have the gist

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (2y4NB)

232 "Michelle Obama assailed President Donald Trump on Monday for ripping migrant children from their parents and throwing them into cages, picking up on a frequent and distorted point made widely by Democrats," the AP reported.

"She's right that Trump's now-suspended policy at the U.S.-Mexico border separated thousands of children from their families in ways that had not been done before," the AP fact check continued. "But what she did not say is that the very same 'cages' were built and used in her husband's administration, for the same purpose of holding migrant kids temporarily."

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (3aI0K)

233 216 On his radio show yesterday, Hannity said they researched it and found that -- since March -- Biden has publicly answered 34 questions from the media, whereas Trump had fielded 1,803.
Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (WqPYg)


At least 16 of those questions were "how do you feel" which he replied, "with my hands, Fat."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (s2VJv)

234 Ace has been prescient in his bat obsession.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (bY+8h)

235 Gayer than cum on a moustache?

Posted by: LOL at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (X8Oz/)

236 I think I've seen commercials for it while I'm watching Archer.

Schmuck Schumer's ugly mug is butting into all the YouTube videos lately.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (BeYX8)

237 Woodstock started as the summer of love, but ended all in tears. A million people with no place to poop, being fed sandwiches made by nuns and delivered by the national guard is the best possible symbol for the total complete disintegration of rebellion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (LxTcq)

238 188 What's the "moment Trump won" video with Eva Longoria about? I can't open it on my phone.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 18, 2020 12:42 PM (reWaE)

I'm not sure it can be described in words that would do it any justice.

As I said this morning, it's like a jr. high av club video from the late 60's early 70's.

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (cF8AT)

239 are black gay guys more fabulous than white gay guys?
Discuss.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (csiRd)

240 213 Got a molar pulled yesterday

but the dentist gave me some HD percocets

so I missed this shitshow
Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (O+AcM)

First rule: Don't talk about Perkies
Second rule: do you have any extra Perkies?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)

241 WTF is Billy Porter?

And should I care?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (UAMe5)

242 I actually found Moody's speech reassuring. "You know I hate politics" are not the words of someone about to swoop in and save the Dem party, which I have long feared.

The campaign commercials write themselves.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (XxJt1)

243 Who is the woke WOC at the beginning of the first clip?

Posted by: Flyover at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (Rbu5d)

244 210 This Democrat Convention is an in your face tribute and homage to the power of brainwashing.

We actually lost the Cold War and are under enemy occupation. The enemy took over our education establishment first, which then led to overtaking our information/entertainment/media establishment and finally our culture.


We were facing him on our frontiers and neglected to check our own 6.


Khrushchev was right, sadly.

This November's election is Last Stand Hill.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 12:43 PM (7k/uO)

Sadly true. We lost the Cold War.

Trump probably will be re-elected but the perpetual revolution will continue until the Marxists win or are killed. Look at the GOP and show me anyone after Trump who even will resist communism.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (puu6v)

245 I read somewhere that Big Mike Obama recorded the speech a few weeks ago.

---

Which would explain why she didn't mention kamala's name

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

246 Nothing is highlighting what dull failures our 'celebrities' are more than cutting them off from their hairstylists, make-up experts, lighting and editing.

Indeed, its been delightfully revealing. They all look the untalented idiots they actually are. Its showing how gifted and talented the lighting, makeup, sound, set design etc people are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

247 Some prog named David Pakman tweeted:

"Someone please talk me off the ledge I want to win, and the first 22 minutes of this DNC...I'm scared. Can someone tell me how great this is or something?"

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

248 237 Woodstock started as the summer of love, but ended all in tears. A million people with no place to poop, being fed sandwiches made by nuns and delivered by the national guard is the best possible symbol for the total complete disintegration of rebellion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (LxTcq)


Woodstock ended with Altamont - innocent guy stabbed to death by enforcers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (s2VJv)

249 Make it stop!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (q177U)

250 Overwrought to be sure, but whatever. Pop cultures sucks so bad now I can hardly be moved to complain anymore.

Re the substance of the DNC, is it me or have the Dems just decided to blow off Hispanics and pander almost exclusively to blacks and progressives?

No ticket representation, no major speakers, no platform angles, it's as if Hispanics suddenly disappeared from their world view.

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (6mvRv)

251 Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter


Bah.

Posted by: Billy Goat at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (oVJmc)

252 58
As someone mentioned earlier, do you THINK there's any reason behind them removing the color WHITE from the American Flag?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:32 PM (7Q7Ca)

__________


I'm surprised the stars weren't replaced with little hammers and sickles.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (WqPYg)

253 The Hodge Brothers are going to have a field day with this one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (csiRd)

254 226 F'n Firefox eating my newlines. Going back to Chrome. - gp

I hate Chrome. Try Brave.

Posted by: abbynormal at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (I849g)

255 Get the hook, get the hook.

Posted by: Chuck Barris at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (H5knJ)

256 Well that sucked ass.

Posted by: Weasel at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (MVjcR)

257 The production value reminds me of the Public Access Channel. And it looks like Billy Porter has his own Public Access Channel.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (k/TB6)

258
Tonight's mystery Democrat Olde-Fashined Protest Song -


And you tell meeeeeeeee

Over and over again, my friend

That you don't believe

We on the eve,

Of destrutioooooooooon!


That'll get all those hip, young Democrats tappin' their Dr Scholl's Foot Pads and smackin' their dentures.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (dWwl8)

259 I still think PDT ought to use Pantera's Cowboys From Hell
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

Shipping Up to Boston by Drop Kick Murphys

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (RQOKr)

260 So, how about some good music? For you Prog-loving 'rons, and I know we have more than a few, I just discovered a band from Denmark called Fall of Episteme. Their music has elements of neo-prog, retro-prog and prog metal without ever fitting neatly into one sub-genre, which I like. They have a self-released record, which sounds *fantastic* for a self-release, available here:

fallofepisteme.bandcamp.com

I wanted to mention their 15-minute epic "Silent Crusader" which is on the yootoobs here:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y46oejpk

Now, I'm always hesitant to assume anything right of Commie when it comes to anything entertainment-industry related, but the lyrics sure read like a populist manifest to me.

"Black lakes in the desert sand, fuel for the wheels in some foreign land" - a shot at the neocons?

"Putting on a perfect smile for the public display. Hiding in the shadows - playing with secret tools of a shady trade." - A shot at the Deep State?

"Now it's a long time past since "politics" a long time past since "progress" a long time past since "speak your mind..." - I can read a lot into that.

Then there's the catchy as hell Big Chorus that has me jumping around doing air vocals along with the excellently-named Rune Moeller Nielsen:

"It's the power of the common people! The seeds for a better plan!"

The piece starts with a gorgeous, melodic grand piano intro, builds up to the Big Chorus, goes through some great prog twists and turns, and in general surprised and delighted the hell out of me. From the first synth solo, with that fat, analog sound I was grinning from ear to ear. Takes a lot for a modern Prog band to impress me, and these guys sure did.

Take a listen, take a listeners.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (FtO5h)

261 Moody's = Mooch's

EFF YOU, AUTOCUCUMBER!

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (XxJt1)

262 There are no Barry Whites these days.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (JKNZq)

263 What's the "moment Trump won" video with Eva Longoria about? I can't open it on my phone.


It's a sad old Steven Stills playing guitar and a gay black man dressed as Blackula in front of a bunch of commmie images, including an American flag with the white stripes taken out. It's the worst thing ever, and is a million times worse than the most cringe worthy thing you can imagine.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

264 245 I read somewhere that Big Mike Obama recorded the speech a few weeks ago.

---

Which would explain why she didn't mention kamala's name
Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

=========

I said it in the last thread, but it's such a dumb excuse that I don't believe it.

I have no idea what the real reason to not mention Kamala would be otherwise (maybe Michelle doesn't like her?), but, "Oops, we recorded this to early to even mention Kamala Harris, VP candidate," is just too dumb to believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (UWqZJ)

265 When Biden accepts, Democrat twitter will respond "Oh. Ok. Yay, I guess"


Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (2y4NB)

266 "Tim & Eric Show" comments abound on youtube

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (Izzlo)

267 That's the face and sound of "The Resistance".

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (Pqytn)

268 Stephan Stills does not look like he is going to rock out. He looks like he is going to tell me that smoking contributes to cancer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (LxTcq)

269 Kasich was definitely the highlight of the evening.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

270 Got a molar pulled yesterday

but the dentist gave me some HD percocets

so I missed this shitshow
Posted by: REDACTED


Lucky you. I almost cut my thumb off a couple of weeks back. 11 stitches. My ER doc was a retired Army doc that had been in Iraq.

Guess what he proscribed me? M

600 mg Motrin.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (qQcQl)

271 Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)


Billy Baroo >

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (7Q7Ca)

272 So the Lt. Gov of NY is still going off on Trump pardoning Susan B. Anthony.

Susan B. Anthony does not accept your pardon,
@realdonaldtrump



@LtGovHochulNY

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (nVraV)

273 Just imagine the molar pull with percocet and you'll have the gist
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (2y4NB)

I'm a Vicodin man myself

Percocets give me a headache

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (O+AcM)

274 F'n Firefox eating my newlines. Going back to Chrome.

Posted by: gp,
-

May I suggest Brave? Based on Chrome but more privacy-focused. You'll probably want to go to settings and change the default search engine away from Google unless you're into that.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (v7mN4)

275 I was going to snark on whatever the hell that is from last night but it's too gay for that.
I don't know that I'd call the election for us yet, but that is pathetic.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (d9Irc)

276 It's 1968 again.





Can the Chicago police beat their commie asses again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (jZTns)

277 It's a sad old Steven Stills playing guitar and a gay black man dressed as Blackula in front of a bunch of commmie images, including an American flag with the white stripes taken out. It's the worst thing ever, and is a million times worse than the most cringe worthy thing you can imagine.
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

Listen, I'm not the biggest fan of Jack White myself but I can't support simply removing the White Stripes entirely.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)

278 Jerry Lewis Labor Day telethon

Those were entertaining back in the day, near the finish when the pills were wearing off, him chain smoking and hacking and falling apart.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (pSFKm)

279 I read somewhere that Big Mike Obama recorded the speech a few weeks ago.
........

She wanted to get paid up front.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

280 233 216 On his radio show yesterday, Hannity said they researched it and found that -- since March -- Biden has publicly answered 34 questions from the media, whereas Trump had fielded 1,803.
Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (WqPYg)


At least 16 of those questions were "how do you feel" which he replied, "with my hands, Fat."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (s2VJv)

Golden. You probably make us laugh while we are in the camps if our communist overlords don't off us immediately.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (puu6v)

281 Did they do Katshit Fever?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (/HW+d)

282 Watching that Billy Porter and Stephen Stills video is enough to make a person want to kill herself.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (7q/Jx)

283 "She's right that Trump's now-suspended policy at the U.S.-Mexico border separated thousands of children from their families in ways that had not been done before," the AP fact check continued.

Which is not what she said. She never mentioned that at all. All she said was people are horrified at children in cages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

284 >>> I'm not sure it can be described in words that would do it any justice.
~~~~~

LOL. Thanks, Tami. I'll check it out when I get home.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (reWaE)

285 Ace

I've always thought the "1968 deja vu" meme was interesting.

Nixon was hated just as much as Trump, though few here will believe that, or even remember 1968 very well.

Otoh, the War was the 600 pound gorilla in '68. There's no single huge issue like that today, blotting everything else out.

People forget that Humphrey nearly won, too. Analysis after analysis shows that the result would've been exactly the same without Wallace in the race, btw. Half the Wallace voters preferred HHH to Nixon.

Posted by: Paul Hornung (mnw) at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (Cssks)

286 > What They couldn't wake David Crosby out of his coma to help his buddy out ?

Neil Young was too busy banging Daryl Hannah to attend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (unn44)

287 Hey, if no one wants to go to san francisco anymore, why do we need a multi billion "bullet" train to get there?
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (pSFKm)
-----
It is needed in order to funnel taxpayer money to Nancy Pelosi's friends and relations. That's all it was ever needed for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (UAMe5)

288 230 Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter
Posted by: wth
_______

Billy Goat > Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Posted by: Every Guy Named Mohammed or Abdul at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (9vQJW)

289 I switched to Brave for the blog. It runs like lightning, compared to Firefox. If I could get my bookmarks to migrate it would be great.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (XxJt1)

290 Woodstock started as the summer of love, but ended all in tears. A million people with no place to poop, being fed sandwiches made by nuns and delivered by the national guard is the best possible symbol for the total complete disintegration of rebellion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (LxTcq)

Into alt. history?

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (X/Pw5)

291 This shit looks like cut footage from an episode of The Eric Andre Show.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (H5knJ)

292 270 Got a molar pulled yesterday

but the dentist gave me some HD percocets

so I missed this shitshow
Posted by: REDACTED


Lucky you. I almost cut my thumb off a couple of weeks back. 11 stitches. My ER doc was a retired Army doc that had been in Iraq.

Guess what he proscribed me? M

600 mg Motrin.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (qQcQl)

Oooh, the good Ranger candy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (ifmtJ)

293 Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter


Bah.
Posted by: Billy Goat at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (oVJmc)


Shine box.

Posted by: Billy Bats at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (fIHXk)

294 The Convention reminded me of "The King of Comedy" where DeNiro's Rupert Pupkin was doing his late night show in his mom's basement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:44 PM (s2VJv)


Gaylord is Rupert Pupkin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (y7DUB)

295 Look at the GOP and show me anyone after Trump who even will resist communism.

***************

Trump Junior?

Then after Trump Junior, Trump the Third.

I wouldn't normally encourage dynasties if we at least had somebody in the GOP with a fucking spine.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being The Guy Who Thinks It Will End at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (+dsLj)

296 Lucky you. I almost cut my thumb off a couple of weeks back. 11 stitches. My ER doc was a retired Army doc that had been in Iraq.

Guess what he proscribed me? M

600 mg Motrin.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (qQcQl)

Ouch! Did he tell you to rub dirt in it too?

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

297 I see that part of the DNC platform this year is bringing back princess phones.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (kA3Cp)

298 @rickb223

I hadn't heard about your thumb, I hope it's healing up, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (ifmtJ)

299 Nothing that happens at a convention really affects the election, hardly anyone watches it except die hards and political junkies. They've already decided.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

300 Just imagine the molar pull with percocet and you'll have the gist
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (2y4NB)

I'm a Vicodin man myself

Percocets give me a headache
Posted by: REDACTED


Dilaudid. Hands down.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (qQcQl)

301 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)

I'll be down on the corner

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (O+AcM)

302 269 Kasich was definitely the highlight of the evening.
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

Who would have guessed Kasich was chosen to bring electricity to the event.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (puu6v)

303 Lucky you. I almost cut my thumb off a couple of
weeks back. 11 stitches. My ER doc was a retired Army doc that had been
in Iraq.



Guess what he proscribed me? M



600 mg Motrin.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (qQcQl)


Did he give you a roll of moleskin also?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (k/TB6)

304 Mike Cernovitch tweeted this glorious snark:

"DNC production values just aren't what they were before Harvey Weinstein went to prison."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

305 Ouch! Did he tell you to rub dirt in it too?

"Terbaccy juice!"
--Doc Hardy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

306 "It's 1968 again."

It's *always* 1968 to the left.

Posted by: Bert G at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (OMsf+)

307 289 I switched to Brave for the blog. It runs like lightning, compared to Firefox. If I could get my bookmarks to migrate it would be great.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (XxJt1)

There is a way to do that for Brave...but I've forgotten how.

I'm so helpful, huh?

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (cF8AT)

308 Ouch! Did he tell you to rub dirt in it too?

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

...and here we go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (csiRd)

309 272
So the Lt. Gov of NY is still going off on Trump pardoning Susan B. Anthony.



Susan B. Anthony does not accept your pardon,

@realdonaldtrump





@LtGovHochulNY

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (nVraV)

This is how you know you are over the target.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

310 Re the substance of the DNC, is it me or have the Dems just decided to
blow off Hispanics and pander almost exclusively to blacks and
progressives?

=====================
Maybe they are worried PDJT will draw enough walkaway voters to have an impact.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (2y4NB)

311 Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (LxTcq)

I have heard that your assumption is correct and the rose is intended as a commie signifier.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (uquGJ)

312 282 Watching that Billy Porter and Stephen Stills video is enough to make a person want to kill herself.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (7q/Jx)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (ifmtJ)

313 Now, let's not get too cocky, folks.

With this masterstroke, Biden may well have sewn up the critical Cape-Wearing-American voting bloc.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (unn44)

314 The Hodge Brothers are going to have a field day with this one.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM

Oh I can't wait! I'm laughing just thinking about it!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (j3jZX)

315 Someone should splice a cut-away to the old gong show where they fight to be the first gong a bad act.

Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (gmo/4)

316 73
Greatest snark Tweet of the night was someone saying the production lacked Weinstein's touch or something.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

__________


The only thing missing from that video was a potted ficus.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (WqPYg)

317 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (WfMUc)

318 307
289 I switched to Brave for the blog. It runs like lightning, compared
to Firefox. If I could get my bookmarks to migrate it would be great.



Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (XxJt1)



There is a way to do that for Brave...but I've forgotten how.



I'm so helpful, huh?

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (cF8AT)

creeper, did you turn it off and turn it on?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (csiRd)

319 Reminds me of Blazing Saddles where the fight scene spreads to another set.

Cowboys on not cowboys.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (pB6Gt)

320 Tricky Dick won in 1968.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (/HW+d)

321 301 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)

I'll be down on the corner
Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (O+AcM)

Out in the street?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (ifmtJ)

322 NYT is trying to cancel Susan B. Anthony in response to the Trump pardon. It seems they just discovered she was pro-life and think that fact should be page one news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (2y4NB)

323 The convention supplied the MSM with pull quotes and video clips they can use to create ads for the DNC in the guise of news. That's all I was intended to do.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (BJKQV)

324 319 Reminds me of Blazing Saddles where the fight scene spreads to another set.

Cowboys on not cowboys.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (pB6Gt)

We could use a man like Mel Brooks again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (ifmtJ)

325 They might as well have played "What What in the Butt."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

326 313 Now, let's not get too cocky, folks.

With this masterstroke, Biden may well have sewn up the critical Cape-Wearing-American voting bloc.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (unn44)

No capes!

Posted by: Edna Mole at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

327 Newline test 1.
Newline test 2.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (qpX6U)

328 I especially like when Stephen Stills had to take a break from strumming a guitar to sit down to catch his breath.

Strummin' is hard.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (gAMkn)

329 299 - Not quite true anymore. Shit like this will be memed and excerpted. The Internet does not forgive this level of terrible regardless of politics. If you are "the party of cool," this don't help.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (H5knJ)

330 Lol: @NoahPollak

"this music vid is crying out for live commentary by Beavis and Butthead."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

331 81
I though Cole Porter had more class than this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 12:33 PM (2BgZB)

________


LMAO. Love this place ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (WqPYg)

332
Bilirubin > Billy Goat > Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (dWwl8)

333 WTF was that. Madonna called from 1989 and wants her prom dress back.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (JFO2v)

334 I mean, about 2000 people watched the live stream of the convention, without the TV coverage they'd be basically unknown. And I'm guessing that the ratings were pretty low for a remote video version of something hardly anyone watches to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

335 Kasich was definitely the highlight of the evening.

The fucker is probably angling for a job as Postmaster General in the Biden administration.

I mean his dad was a postman ya know.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (7k/uO)

336 I hadn't heard about your thumb, I hope it's healing up, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


It is. Thanks. I was working on a riding mower and got it caught between the mower deck and foot deck. More of a tear than a cut.

Sad thing? Step-son came over two weeks ago and we fixed the mower in less than 20 minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (qQcQl)

337 I'm not familiar with Billy Porter.

Then again, I'm not familiar with the taste of penis, either.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (ErQZG)

338 With this masterstroke, Biden may well have sewn up the critical Cape-Wearing-American voting bloc.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (unn44)

Keywords. Biden-masterstroke

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (csiRd)

339 241 WTF is Billy Porter?

And should I care?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (UAMe5)

---

Gay dude that could be the spawn of Liberace and Prince, without the talent.

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (RU4sa)

340 600 mg Motrin.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (qQcQl)


my dentist used to give bottles and bottles of Vicodin.

now, OTC

this was a new guy, oral surgeon

was shocked when he gave them to me

a month ago, same guy pulled a wisdom tooth out a guy that works for me

gave him otc

he looks like a druggie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (O+AcM)

341 21
there's something happenin here

I think that guy takes it in the rear-----------------------------------------Well, if he does, he is new at it 'cuz he's getting so much resistance from his behind...

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (Ggb9q)

342 Last nights cornvention was kinda like getting a tooth pulled.
I switched to 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

343 315
Someone should splice a cut-away to the old gong show where they fight to be the first gong a bad act.


Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2020 12:52 PM (gmo/4)

Chuck Barris is rolling over in his grave after that song.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (k/TB6)

344 1968: Let's sit and rap, man.
2020: Let's foster a meaningful dialogue.
2021: You are under arrest for hate speech.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (qpX6U)

345 When Biden accepts, Democrat twitter will respond "Oh. Ok. Yay, I guess"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (2y4NB)

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Were I them, it'd be closer to "Well fuck, we're actually stuck with him."

Posted by: Cold Rage at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (OXSar)

346 330 Lol: @NoahPollak

"this music vid is crying out for live commentary by Beavis and Butthead."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

Cornholio is now televised constantly on ESPN.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (JFO2v)

347 WTF am I watching?

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (0oKUN)

348 Tonight's DNC entertainment will be "The Aristocrats."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

349 Shipping Up to Boston by Drop Kick Murphys

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (RQOKr)


Yes please!!! Good 'un senor manque!

Posted by: Abiss at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (Y8DtA)

350 328 I especially like when Stephen Stills had to take a break from strumming a guitar to sit down to catch his breath.

Strummin' is hard.
Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (gAMkn)

Plucking on his own g string is what wore him out

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (fAcn5)

351 There ain't no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (3aI0K)

352
I like Err Clapner.

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (t6XCL)

353 322 NYT is trying to cancel Susan B. Anthony in response to the Trump pardon. It seems they just discovered she was pro-life and think that fact should be page one news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (2y4NB)

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That feels like a huge tactical error on their part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (UWqZJ)

354 348 Tonight's DNC entertainment will be "The Aristocrats."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

Better off with The Aristocats

Posted by: CN at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (ONvIw)

355 325
They might as well have played "What What in the Butt."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

i laughed, but wait till Obama sings that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (csiRd)

356 It is. Thanks. I was working on a riding mower and got it caught between the mower deck and foot deck. More of a tear than a cut.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (qQcQl)

Yikes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (Ez6QX)

357 600 mg Motrin

Yeah, had a dentist expect me to fight the drug war for her with that for an extraction. I got up out of the seat handed her the bib and told her so. Had to get my medical doctor who realizes I'm an adult, she had no prob scripting vicodin. Delayed the damn procedure.
Plus lately, local pharmacies require TWO DAYS to get your pain meds, WTF if you have an emergency?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (pSFKm)

358 Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:48 PM (qQcQl)


Oh yeah, how's the thumb ?

you don't want me to pray for you

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (O+AcM)

359 Billy Porter should have tied an onion to his belt.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (luzVb)

360 92
War Huh Yeah!

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

uhuh

War huh Yeah!

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Say it again y'all!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:34 PM (LxTcq)


__________


Hey, hey, ho, ho
Western Civ has got to go

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (WqPYg)

361 Damn It!!!
Forgot to start a pool for how may times we hear the phrase "Hit it out of the park!" when it comes to convention events.

Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (axyOa)

362 353 322 NYT is trying to cancel Susan B. Anthony in response to the Trump pardon. It seems they just discovered she was pro-life and think that fact should be page one news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (2y4NB)

========

That feels like a huge tactical error on their part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (UWqZJ)

Trump is really good at laying out rakes for people to step on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (ifmtJ)

363 Well at least it wasn't "what what in my butt" there's still time.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (SpKeo)

364 I especially like when Stephen Stills had to take a break from strumming a guitar to sit down to catch his breath.

============
and hold up a sign saying "Billy likes butt stuff!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (2y4NB)

365 A second look at Eddie Murphy's "Boogie in Your Butt?"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (7Q7Ca)

366 Did you notice that they used a mashed up abortion of an "American" flag for the backdrop - one that had all the White removed from it? That was not an accident.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (V2Yro)

367 Is that gay guy dressed like a bat?

Is that why you are making me watch this?

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (0oKUN)

368 This is like watching Elaine dance.

Or a millennial's drunken 70 year old uncle dancing to "Disco Inferno" at a wedding, trying to do all the John Travolta moves

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (HabA/)

369 Any word on the number of "viewers"?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)

370 It's *always* 1968 to the left.

It is to the miserable dinosaurs in charge like Reid, Schumer, and Pelosi. The "squad" probably think that's a winning Keno number. Seriously, that's ancient history to them. AOC was born in 1989, that's 20 years before she was born.

Think about what was happening 20 years before you were born, that was the end of WW2 for me, and that felt like it was in another century.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

371 Did he give you a roll of moleskin also?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Nope. Just non-stick pad and some gauze and wrap. It's almost completely healed with minimal nerve damage.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (qQcQl)

372 Who let the dogs out?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (WfMUc)

373 Trump probably will be re-elected but the perpetual revolution will continue until the Marxists win or are killed.

Or until the country collapses and dissolves under its massive National Debt; which is something I would not have been hoping for a few years ago.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (BeYX8)

374 There ain't no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hairy legs

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (3aI0K)

375
OK. I watched it.

I'm a music lover, but the hippie stuff always made me want to puke after about the age of 12. Once your balls drop, that whiny crap won't cut it anymore.

Even so, the no-talent dickless commies of Buffalo Springfield should feel insulted by this performance. Good lord.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (xkm5f)

376 Just imagine the molar pull with percocet and you'll have the gist
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (2y4NB)

I'm a Vicodin man myself

Percocets give me a headache
Posted by: REDACTED


Dilaudid. Hands down.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:51 PM (qQcQl)

*****

That's ignorant... I need some milk. Give me some milk. TEE HEEEEE. Shamona!

Posted by: Michael Jackson at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (flINI)

377 359 Billy Porter should have tied an onion to his belt.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (luzVb)

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I mean, with that outfit, are you sure he didn't?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (CAJOC)

378 Zoom conventions stink. I don't know that the musical lineup will be any better for the Repubs. I always used to enjoy the crazy hats people wore. That's missing in a Zoom convention.
I doubt anyone under 50 advises the Dems on music although Joe B. did talk with Cardi B..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (WkPC9)

379 Is that the RuPaul guy? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (pxDdN)

380 362 NYT is trying to cancel Susan B. Anthony in response to the Trump pardon. It seems they just discovered she was pro-life and think that fact should be page one news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (2y4NB)

========

That feels like a huge tactical error on their part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:55 PM (UWqZJ)

Trump is really good at laying out rakes for people to step on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (ifmtJ)

========

"The most famous early feminist of America was against abortion!"
-The NYT

"Wait...she was...?"
-Moderately liberal woman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (UWqZJ)

381 In a just world, she and the girls would be visiting Barry at Leavenworth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

in my world, they'd get the same fate.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (td8Ta)

382 Green Nude Eel

Rolling blackouts warning issued for 3 million California homes.

Too bad they dont have gas or oil out there.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (JFO2v)

383 NYT is trying to cancel Susan B. Anthony in response to the Trump pardon.

Does that mean women shouldn't be allowed to vote?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (nVraV)

384 After the first hospital screwed up my broken ankle and then told me there was nothing further they could do, they prescribed large amounts of hydrocodone and then hydromorphone.

I wasn't complaining of pain. I just wanted it to work right.

After two weeks if being zoned out on painkillers I headed to Mayo. They fixed it and the painkillers went in the trash.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (XxJt1)

385 356 It is. Thanks. I was working on a riding mower and got it caught between the mower deck and foot deck. More of a tear than a cut.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:54 PM (qQcQl)

sounds like it coulda been a lot worse

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (O+AcM)

386 Whose bitch is that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (/HW+d)

387 Billy Batts

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (FtO5h)

388 > She wanted to get paid up front.

I hear there's an outake where she ends with "Bitch best have my money."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (unn44)

389 They might as well have played "What What in the Butt."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

---

Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (RU4sa)

390 "my dentist used to give bottles and bottles of Vicodin."

Opiates don't work on me for some reason. Good thing I have a high pain threshold. Only problem I ever had with extractions was little bits of busted tooth erupting from gums afterwards. When I pry them out, the gum goes "squeeeeeak."

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (qpX6U)

391 It appears that the movers and shakers in the DNC are all almost 29.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

392 Maybe for the closing they could do Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "I Put a Spell on You"

Posted by: Miklosian Suggestionating at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (QzkSJ)

393 does that person have any other outfit?....i seem to see "them" in that same costume when ever "they" receive media coverage....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (CqHIp)

394 Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step out of line, the man comes to take you away.

Perfect description of the progressive totalitarian state.


Posted by: Toad-O at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (cct0t)

395 I bet the Chinese hackers on zoom are really confused right about now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (kA3Cp)

396 369 Any word on the number of "viewers"?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)

Yeah. 2 people hated it and one thought it was meh.

Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)

397 >>That's unbelievable. All that money, all that Hollywood, music industry, tech industry, and television industry support, and the best they can get is 80s cable T.V. public access channel content.


Hey, remember the Hillary music video?
No, not the red state pandering Country one, the popstar and actress one that was he hip, new anthem produced by Elizabeth Banks.

Yeah, that was produced better than Billy Porter's. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

398 Was "Hamilton" this gay and cringey?

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (ErQZG)

399 RAS has DJT JA at 48 today. Zero was 47 on the corresponding date in 2012.

Posted by: mnw at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (Cssks)

400 The thing is : The Teens of the 1960s think they're still "The Youth".

Even though the absolute youngest of them are pushing 70.

Posted by: Allie at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (vmRc0)

401 375
OK. I watched it.

I'm a music lover, but the hippie stuff always made me want to puke after about the age of 12. Once your balls drop, that whiny crap won't cut it anymore.

Even so, the no-talent dickless commies of Buffalo Springfield should feel insulted by this performance. Good lord.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 12:57 PM (xkm5f)

He can't even run his own life, I'll be damned if he'll run mine!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

402 Billy Budd > Billy Goat > Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (UAMe5)

403 241 WTF is Billy Porter?
And should I care?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy
Have you ever wondered who wore all the hideous catwalk creations that the gay designers put on models? Gay men like Bill Porter, who is always showing up on lists as best dressed in a dress at a Hollywood self esteem award show.

Posted by: Downcast at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (EhR2o)

404 348 Tonight's DNC entertainment will be "The Aristocrats."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

ROTFFLMAO

Oh Jane, that was good!

Hows the ankle?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (d6DSt)

405 Over under on Biden's eye exploding?

Double eye burst pays...uh... double.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (gAMkn)

406 The song was stupid AF when it came out.

Age has not improved it

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (P5dUO)

407
Billy Batts
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (FtO5h)


Now go get your fookin' shine box!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (pNxlR)

408 Did he give you a roll of moleskin also?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Much better. No bandages. Minimal nerve damage/numbness.

Not bad considering the doc in the box took a quick look and sent me to the ER. She thought I cut tendons.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (qQcQl)

409 I switched to Brave for the blog. It runs like lightning, compared to Firefox. If I could get my bookmarks to migrate it would be great.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 12:49 PM (XxJt1)
**********
It's Easy Just go to the 3 little lines in the Top RH corner click it look for Bookmarks then look for Import Bookmarks & Settings

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (1Dmt5)

410 they sound hideous ...


Woodstock ... stuck in the 60's ... "let's bring back the love we had back then"

https://vimeo.com/145006265

Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (Cus5s)

411 ---

Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU
Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (RU4sa)


Accentuating my comment at 365.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (7Q7Ca)

412 In tribute to Antifa, watch tonight as Nanzi Pelosi and Chuck Schumer join the cast of "Les Miserables" singing "The Barricades" and waving the red flag of collectivism!

Posted by: DNC Programming Director at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (2y4NB)

413 > Trump is really good at laying out rakes for people to step on.

As someone said, Trump could cure cancer and their take would be to screech about all the doctors who were going to be out of work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (unn44)

414 Billy Porter is black, gay and usually shows up on the red carpet in a ball gown.

Therefore, not declaring him FABULOUS regardless of the fact that he can't sing is "wrong think" of the worst kind.

Anyone who does not bow down before him is a racist homophobe and is hereby cancelled.

Posted by: Venus at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (iYXhj)

415 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX8)

416 264 245 I read somewhere that Big Mike Obama recorded the speech a few weeks ago.

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Which would explain why she didn't mention kamala's name
Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

=========

I said it in the last thread, but it's such a dumb excuse that I don't believe it.

I have no idea what the real reason to not mention Kamala would be otherwise (maybe Michelle doesn't like her?), but, "Oops, we recorded this to early to even mention Kamala Harris, VP candidate," is just too dumb to believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (UWqZJ)



I think it fits with her personality: lazy. "I'm doing this speech now if you want me to appear and I don't care about who the VP is just give me the check. I'm not taking time out of my August vacation to record it."

No clue if she's off on some vacation but I still think the idea fits that she does the speech on her time only and had no intention of waiting to closer to the convention to do it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (FiGAS)

417 OT: I see that the Russian Collusion thing isn't going away. Any time an "investigation" invalidates it, another "investigation" is launched. It won't ever stop.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (qpX6U)

418 I pretty much knew Stills would be a doddering fat fuck. I assume the hair on his head is from plugs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (y7DUB)

419 I think Billy Porter's eyes look freaky in that video. They remind me of Stepford Wife eyes.

https://tinyurl.com/yywjx46z

Posted by: Eric at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (a2F+C)

420 Does Billy Porter wear Crocs? Not own a weed-whacker?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (DMUuz)

421 RAS has DJT JA at 48 today. Zero was 47 on the corresponding date in 2012.

***************

And now Trump just needs a hurricane sandy and a all too willing chrissy christie to kneel before him to wrap it up.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being The Guy Who Thinks It Will End at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (+dsLj)

422 **watches video**

My God. Anybody can be "famous," can't they?

Where the fuck did I go wrong?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (2JVJo)

423 I like the Muppet version better.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (/HW+d)

424 If there was a media, the Democratic Party would be a laughing stock.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (O9EMC)

425 Hopefully, Stephen Stills will never again sing Make Love to You bc that would be pathetic. Yikes, he did not age well.

Posted by: EveR at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (DsGxB)

426 It's always 1968.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (yQpMk)

427 354 348 No love for the Harmonicats?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (C1Lsn)

428 I can't even pretend to understand the MO of the democrat party.

The level of intelligence is so sub-"anything measurable" it literally induces a migraine to try to comprehend what type of group would do the things they do on a daily basis and at the end of the day, think somehow they are the valiant ones.

Upside down and backwards.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (sI15f)

429 Mixed reactions? Well yes. Some that I have read include
LOL.
cringe

What was that?
horrible,
Make. It. Stop

to name a few.

Posted by: Ripley at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (MxEKc)

430 Did you notice that they used a mashed up abortion of an "American" flag for the backdrop - one that had all the White removed from it? That was not an accident.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM

I'm guessing there will be more symbolism before this thing is over. Look for all the usual: one-eye shots, monarch butterflies, baphomets, and all the rest.

You're right, it was no accident.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (j3jZX)

431 This ...happened? This was a thing that happened at the Democrat national convention?

I just don't...I can't even...what the hell?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (8Xxh3)

432 Glad it sounds like you'll be healing well, rickb223

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (unn44)

433 That music video is WORSE than the Mick Jagger and David Bowie cringe-worthy video they did for Dancing In The Street.

Someone needs to get a grip on the DNC.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (haWye)

434 I hear there's an outake where she ends with "Bitch best have my money."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (unn44)

My bitch better have my money. / through rain, sleet or snow. / My whore better have my money, / not half, not some, but all my cash. / 'Cause if she don't, / I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (JFO2v)

435 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX
*********
Hoover Or Double Play

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (1Dmt5)

436 Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

--

Subway

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 18, 2020 01:01 PM (kA3Cp)

437 415 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

Free Willies

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 01:02 PM (JFO2v)

438 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

Roundheels?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 18, 2020 01:02 PM (O9EMC)

439 Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Swallow

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:02 PM (d6DSt)

440 Susan B. Anthony was a literal Socialist who knew Socialist Presidential Candidate Eugene V. Debs, who called her:

>"[A] heroine in the highest sense and her name deserves a place among the highest on the scroll of the immortals."

Howard Zinn wrote of an exchange the two had at one of Deb's speeches:

"Give us suffrage, and we'll give you socialism." Anthony said to Debs.

Debs replied: "Give us socialism and we'll give you suffrage."

The specter of "equality" has been a devastating one to the Republic for centuries, now. So many evils have been shoved down the throats of the people under the guise of "equality."

Trump pardoned an avowed Socialist this morning.

The question is... who convinced him to go forward with this?

(Pictured: Anthony and Debs, naturally).

-NR

Posted by: 🤡 at August 18, 2020 01:02 PM (8akOE)

441
In 2016 one of the cringe moments was Paul Simon pathetically singing something or another that he no longer had the voice to perform.

Apparently "a man's got to know his limitations" is a concept lost on these "stars".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:02 PM (pNxlR)

442 I don't think the democrats care anymore about production values or propaganda finesse. Their intention is to pummel us into submission, one way or another.

Posted by: Hysteria, Inc. at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (H8QX8)

443 398 Was "Hamilton" this gay and cringey?
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (ErQZG)

At least they didn't dress like Gay Batman

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (Izzlo)

444 > And now Trump just needs a hurricane sandy and a all too willing chrissy christie to kneel before him to wrap it up.

The Fat Man did get in some good digs at Katshit today.

I have my problems with Christie, but at least he's not appearing at the friggin' DNC.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (unn44)

445 Code name suckscockbychoice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (/HW+d)

446 Heh. Remember when Trump used "Do You Hear the People Sing" from Les Miz, along with the altered poster that somebiody at Conservative Treehouse designed, at his first big rally (Miami) post-"Deplorables?"

Freakin' brilliant. Best political theater I've ever seen. Then he brought up a stream of "Deplorables" of all ages, colors and creeds to talk a bit about their accomplishments. Goddam, Felonia had to have been crying in her Chardonnay.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (FtO5h)

447 Where the fuck did I go wrong?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Your 15 minutes starts.......NOW

Posted by: Miklos, keeping and killing time at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (QzkSJ)

448 Yikes, he did not age well.


Better than David Crosby. Who, according to my wife, was the sperm donor for Melissa Etheridge's two children. Apparently she had her choice between David Crosby and Brad Pitt.

She chose ... poorly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (yQpMk)

449 "For What It's Worth" is ironic now, a fact lost on the Stupid Left.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (bCLt0)

450 Where did all the emoji trolls come from? Biden

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (ySQBZ)

451 366 Did you notice that they used a mashed up abortion of an "American" flag for the backdrop - one that had all the White removed from it? That was not an accident.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2020 12:56 PM (V2Yro)


Thank you. I was wondering what made that backdrop so depressing.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (XxJt1)

452 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"

Token.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (qpX6U)

453 That video of Stephen Stills reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they go to a mall to see "The Stars of Bonanza", only to see two old Indians doing a jig on stage. Marge asks, "Wasn't there three Indians last year?"


Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (HmZuC)

454 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?



Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

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Bumper hitch

Posted by: DNC Programming Director at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (2y4NB)

455 Swallow
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:02 PM (d6DSt)

The bird that represents True Love

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (JFO2v)

456 Boy George's "Yes We Can" video. Same energy.

https://youtu.be/HqYTkW43nVU

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (ErQZG)

457 Always hilarious watching guitarists trying to make painfully simple guitar riffs look complicated or to add flare. This is essentially two string plucks throughout. Yet watch the intro again - wow!! cool!!

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (nzgbV)

458 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX



Blowhard?

VacuSuck 2020?

No teeth?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (dWwl8)

459 "my dentist used to give bottles and bottles of Vicodin."

Opiates don't work on me for some reason. Good thing I have a high pain threshold. Only problem I ever had with extractions was little bits of busted tooth erupting from gums afterwards. When I pry them out, the gum goes "squeeeeeak."
Posted by: gp


Low tolerance to pain, high tolerance to pain killers.

Had a wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30 one morning. Went to work at 2:30 that afternoon popping Tylenol 4's like Pez candy.

Gall bladder went hot in February of last year. 11:30 pm at ER. Doc hit me with morphine, Bwahahahahahahaha.

Gall bladder snarled at him. He hit me again. And every couple of hours until morning. It wasn't until they used the dilaudid that it quit hurting.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (qQcQl)

460 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?



Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

=================
President

Posted by: DNC Programming Director at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (2y4NB)

461 Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Speculum

Holster

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (BeYX8)

462 Uh-oh penis-emoji is back!

Posted by: irright at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (pMGkg)

463 I personally like Michael Obama was pissed when it found out it wasn't tapped for the VP spot.

From the bitter way it spoke, I assume it was jealous of whoever the pick was and wanted to not be able to say the name of whatever black woman it was. It had to know it was disqualified by the balls between its legs, so why be bitter?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (sI15f)

464 433 That music video is WORSE than the Mick Jagger and David Bowie cringe-worthy video they did for Dancing In The Street.

The *only* redeeming element to that embarassment to both their careers is that it was a charity single and they donated all the money they made from it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (FtO5h)

465 I can't stop laughing over "gay batman."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (ySQBZ)

466 What the fuck did I just watch. My 15 yo niece makes better videos than that.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (M+Lyo)

467 >>>"Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"

HeelsUp

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (HmZuC)

468 I remember 1968. 13 yo. Completely different vibe then compared to now. Vietnam and the draft made it personal to the participants in '68. Today, nothing is personal, everything unfolds in a virtual reality.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

469 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX


Blowhard?

VacuSuck 2020?

No teeth?

Posted by: naturalfake


Dyson?
Hoover?
Orek?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (qQcQl)

470 Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name

Old Spit-or-Swallow

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (FtO5h)

471 Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service



Hoover?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (ySQBZ)

472 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

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Cocksucker?

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (RU4sa)

473 Billy Bones > Billy Budd > Billy Goat > Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Just keep your weather eye open for a seafarin' man with one leg.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (unn44)

474 Billy Budd > Billy Goat > Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 12:59 PM (UAMe5)

******

Billy Barty > Billy Bud > Billy Goat > Billy Club > Billy Beer > Billy Porter

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (flINI)

475 The Railspitter

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (FtO5h)

476
Those awful protest songs were the musical equivalent of would happen if Satan co-wrote a song with The Lovin' Spoonful. The absolute worst pop music of all time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:05 PM (xkm5f)

477 If the Donks want to double down on 1968 style radicalism, I say we let them. I don't think that is where the country is at.

Posted by: Gridlock at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (iwJKP)

478 I read somewhere that Big Mike Obama recorded the speech a few weeks ago.

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Which would explain why she didn't mention kamala's name
Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

=========

I said it in the last thread, but it's such a dumb excuse that I don't believe it.

I have no idea what the real reason to not mention Kamala would be otherwise (maybe Michelle doesn't like her?), but, "Oops, we recorded this to early to even mention Kamala Harris, VP candidate," is just too dumb to believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (UWqZJ)
--------------------------
I believe it because it's so dumb. Dumb generally = true in my experience.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (gAMkn)

479 It reminds me of listening to "Love Won't Let Me Wait" by Major Harris. I saw a rendition by John Legend and thought I'd listen to it since I had never heard him sing before. He sounded like a little boy going through puberty. Not manly at all. Do those singers even exist any more?
=====

Sadly, no.

Posted by: Barry White at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (vg8iE)

480 Largemouth Bass

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (7Q7Ca)

481 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?


I saw it - but won't spoil. Biden is "CELTIC"

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (8B6Ng)

482 I'm expecting Schumer, Pelosi, Nadler and Schiff to perform YMCA to lock down the gay vote.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (O9EMC)

483 @440

Eff off. Come back when you have a name.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (XxJt1)

484 > There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?


The Black Hole of Calcutta.

Sorry, that was just mean.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (unn44)

485 Up my wazoo and Biden Too!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (FtO5h)

486 https://bit.ly/3kZ8aXY
*******
Obama privately voiced concerns that Joe Biden could 'f--- things up' - Business Insider

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (1Dmt5)

487 Thtop, lithen, whath that thound?

Posted by: CrustyB at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (qXzGC)

488

Tonight's big act is going to be Peter, Paul and zombie Mary. The kids just love them!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (d79v/)

489 It would have been better to have a Woodstock festival with all the same stars that were there. An old VW bus driven in front of the cameras, and out pops so of the great old stars of the late 60's.

Posted by: Colin at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (rTsBX)

490 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"

Token.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (qpX6U)

Chai ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (M+Lyo)

491 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX
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"Kneepads".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (UAMe5)

492 Goddam, Felonia had to have been crying in her Chardonnay.
===============
Heh. Chardonnay. Sure.

Posted by: Stolichnaya- Official Vodka Supplier to The Clinton Foundation at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (2y4NB)

493 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



Submarine?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (qQcQl)

494 468 I remember 1968. 13 yo. Completely different vibe then compared to now. Vietnam and the draft made it personal to the participants in '68. Today, nothing is personal, everything unfolds in a virtual reality.
Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

Agree, they didn't want to die in a real army. Now it's the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: CN at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (ONvIw)

495 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

******

Hummer

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (flINI)

496 Maybe tonight's will be that bizarro Bill Nye one about gender?

https://vimeo.com/287249925

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (bDqIh)

497 Fleshlight.

Posted by: irright at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (pMGkg)

498 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX
.........

Slurpee?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

499 Political campaign speeches rapidly go flat without periodic applause and cheering. And without some loud booing, for the opponent, his associates, and his policies. Also, as Hunter Thompson noted, a really good politician gets turned-on by positive feedback from a crowd and gives a better performance. None of that is possible with this format.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (AMIL/)

500 The question is... who convinced him to go forward with this?

Politics. She was instrumental in getting women the vote, which was passed 100 years ago today. It damages the "he hates women" narrative. And she was strongly pro-life, which has prompted the left to start yelling that she was a traitor and he was wrong to pardon her, which is even more effective for him politically.

Trump is the anti-Bush, he knows EXACTLY how to fight back and use messaging and images to deal with his enemies.

I'd have opposed this if she was still alive, but she's been dead since before Roosevelt was elected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

501 Removing the white from America........how symbolic

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (ySQBZ)

502 476 if Satan co-wrote a song with The Lovin' Spoonful.

"Do You Believe in Black Magic?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (FtO5h)

503 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1204849/Forty-far-facts-knew-Woodstock.html

27. Hearing there was a shortage of food, a Jewish community centre made sandwiches with 200 loaves of bread, 40 pounds of meat cuts and two gallons of pickles, which were distributed by nuns.

30. Though the festival mood was anti-war, ironically the festival would most likely have turned to tragedy without the U.S. Army, who airlifted in food, medical teams and performers. The hippy crowd was told: 'They are with us man, they are not against us. Forty five doctors or more are here without pay because they dig what this is into.'

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (LxTcq)

504 Chi / Knees 2020

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (7Q7Ca)

505 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?


Swallow

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (8B6Ng)

506 It reminds me of listening to "Love Won't Let Me Wait" by Major Harris. I saw a rendition by John Legend and thought I'd listen to it since I had never heard him sing before. He sounded like a little boy going through puberty. Not manly at all. Do those singers even exist any more?

---

Which is why reaction videos by younger folks to 60s, 70s, 80s music is so prevalent on youtube.

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (RU4sa)

507 Secret Service name
Backho

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (/6GbT)

508
Does Billy Porter wear Crocs? Not own a weed-whacker?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Guar-an-damn-teed he owns no pickup truck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

509 Downlo

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (FtO5h)

510 163
I assume Stephen blew all his money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (MzFJT)

________


Blew, Snorted. Toe-may-toe, Tah-mah-toe.

Posted by: Hunter "Lil' Corn Pop" Biden at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (WqPYg)

511 VP Harris, call sign "PIT Maneuver"

Posted by: Downcast at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (EhR2o)

512 Stop, children, WTF was that sound?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (ejd/p)

513 >>>>There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

PINCUSHION

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (ErQZG)

514 I'd have opposed this if she was still alive, but she's been dead since before Roosevelt was elected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Bingo


Anyone who actually is bothered by it is dumb, just to pile on.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (ySQBZ)

515
Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name

Brazzers

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (t6XCL)

516 "Gall bladder snarled at him. He hit me again. And every couple of hours until morning. It wasn't until they used the dilaudid that it quit hurting."

Recovering from abdominal surgery (they gave me a semicolon) I had no pain, but I figured I'd hit the hydrocodone button repeatedly anyway, to try to get high. No buzz, but it did slow down time perception, which was the opposite of what I wanted. Looking at the hospital bill, I think they charged me $500 per button push.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (qpX6U)

517 354 348 No love for the Harmonicats?



*********


We had an old 45 rpm harmonicats record with Peg O My Heart. I loved that as a kid - haunting

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (nzgbV)

518 Billy Batts
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 12:58 PM (FtO5h)

I always thought it was Billy Blatz

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (O+AcM)

519 RE Christie and the big storm.

This is actually a pretty interesting situation. If a natural disaster were to happen Trump would look like a president and Biden would still be in the basement, cowering.

When the economy crashed Obama looked more presidential than McFuneral and when Sandy hit Romney looked like, well, Romney.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (gAMkn)

520 498 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX
.........

Slurpee?
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 01:07 PM (v0R5T)


Chicken head?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (0A3LU)

521
The 60s Never Died, They Just Smell That Way

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (pNxlR)

522 476 Now appearing at the "Gee I Thought He Was Dead Theater", Branson MO The Loving Spoonful and The Archies, brought to you by Hades Productions.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (C1Lsn)

523
*static*

*click*

LEATHERY DICKMITT is in the arena. I repeat, the asset is in the arena.

*click*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (xkm5f)

524
Brazzers
Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at August 18, 2020 01:08 PM (t6XCL)


Bangbus.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (7Q7Ca)

525 Can't wait for the play-by-play of Billy Jeff Clinton's speech.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

__________


I'm glad you didn't say blow-by-blow.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

526 I watched just enough of the video to watch this guy do his really awkward shuffle and then spread his bat wings and turn slowly. Very silly and lame.

a really good politician gets turned-on by positive feedback from a crowd and gives a better performance. None of that is possible with this format.

Comedians too. Rodney Dangerfield was horrified filming Caddyshack because he thought he was bombing. The crew was cracking up but they had to stay quiet and not react during filming and he was sure he sucked and was miserable without the crowd feedback.

Telling jokes with no reaction ruins them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

527 Good first interview with a recruiter for an internal transfer/promotion.

I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)

528


Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name

Kneepad

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (luzVb)

529 Hey, good luck, TJM!

Posted by: moviegique at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (CcUfv)

530 Mooch didn't mention Cummala because she taped it before the pick.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (ySQBZ)

531 Sudan and Israel now have peace talks under way.

Damn that warmongering Trump. Damn him, I say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (unn44)

532 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


BeJer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (axyOa)

533
There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM


Gargle

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (pNxlR)

534 >>Obama privately voiced concerns that Joe Biden could 'f--- things up' - Business Insider


Oh look, another strategic leak of what Obama thinks about the 2020 Democrat POTUS candidate!

Just like he leaked through unnamed friends that he did not think Warren was the right pick, or that he would take out Bernie if necessary.

That's Obama voting present, he'll now sit back and let others do the work.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)

535 The Archies do concerts? Even the dog?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (FtO5h)

536 lol
slow down people, I can't keep up.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

537 ace might have great fun with the ongoing slap-fight between one of his favorites (Schmidt) and Little Marco. Darkly amusing.

Cruz did call Schmidt an "oleaginous cretin", so there's that.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (OTzUX)

538 Puh-leeze, ace. Can we ban the emo-whatevers in nicks? I know the penguin is a Moron but allowing that symbol just opened the door to trolls.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (XxJt1)

539 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?


I'll bet it is Empress. That is how she pictures herself.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (AMIL/)

540 >>>Now appearing at the "Gee I Thought He Was Dead Theater", Branson MO The Loving Spoonful and The Archies, brought to you by Hades Productions.


Country Joe and the Fish Oil Supplements

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (HmZuC)

541 Always hilarious watching guitarists trying to make painfully simple guitar riffs look complicated or to add flare. This is essentially two string plucks throughout. Yet watch the intro again - wow!! cool!!

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (nzgbV)

touch harmonics...hard for me

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (X/Pw5)

542 It would have been better to have a Woodstock festival with all the same stars that were there. An old VW bus driven in front of the cameras, and out pops so of the great old stars of the late 60's.
Posted by: Colin at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (rTsBX)

Jimi Hendrix's desiccated corpse would've been less horrifying. And more talented.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (dSANY)

543 AhhahhhahhaaaaafterNoonDeelight!

Posted by: Starlight Vocal Band at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (DMUuz)

544 "Camptown Races". You must know that one!

You know... doodar doodar Camptown racers come out tonight, come out tonight, doodar, doodar.

Posted by: joey biden at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (an7Mv)

545 WTF! Billy Jeff is invited to speak to the DNC-Fest tonight?? Must watch TV.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell, video archivist at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (2y4NB)

546 Sure he's gay... but is he Billy Porter gay?

Posted by: Guy who says "This is what it has come to" at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (0dmP2)

547 Good first interview with a recruiter for an internal transfer/promotion.

I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Prayers up!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (qQcQl)

548 Three Gorges Damn is still standing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (/HW+d)

549 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Indian giver. Both kinds of Indians hate her.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (pB6Gt)

550
I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)


Just keep your misbegotten opinions about "Prometheus" to yourself and you should be fine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

551 People mistakenly think that "For What It's Worth" is a big protest anthem, because it mentions street protests. But the protests referenced in the song was NOT political, but instead were the (then-famous) "Riots of Sunset Strip," which happened when the police shut down a go-go dancing club that had live rock bands because all the club-goers were parking in the street blocking traffic. When the cops, in frustration after months pf parking problems, shut down the club, the teens and hippies "rioted", blocking Sunset Strip -- in a manner that was absolutely mild and pitiful and quaint compared the any random night in Portland these days.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (HEEq1)

552 I'm closing out the convention with a rendition of "I Touch Myself." Don't miss it!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)

553
Chicken head?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (0A3LU)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/HKKergzJHYE

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (7Q7Ca)

554 Love Canal

Posted by: irright at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (pMGkg)

555 Trump pardoned a woman posthumously to emphasize the importance and privilege of voting at a time they are accusing him of suppressing voting because POST OFFICE OMGZ CONSPIRACY REEEEEEEEEEE

Sounds fucking genius to me, especially when the crime being pardoned was a vote for a Republican.

Lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being The Guy Who Thinks It Will End at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (+dsLj)

556 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Mega Maid.

She sucks and blows.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (ejd/p)

557 Riots of Sunset Strip = Riots on Sunset Strip

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (HEEq1)

558 I'm not really bothered by the pardon. Really.

I just expected more when I got up this morning Something to make me stand up and pump my fist and shout "YES!!!"

Oh, well.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (j3jZX)

559

Boon
Pinto
Flounder

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (d6DSt)

560 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

Sump Pump

Posted by: Abiss at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (Y8DtA)

561 Not 1968 again. I have to riot in a city that has already hosted riots, I want to riot there at the convention.

Posted by: Picric at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (nonGu)

562 529 Hey, good luck, TJM!
Posted by: moviegique at August 18, 2020 01:10 PM (CcUfv)

=========

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)

563 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXknN2RoXO4

I always loved this song.

Posted by: Synova at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (BD/yx)

564 They should have cut to a picture of Kamala Harris during the lyric, "Everybody look what's going down."

Posted by: tankdemon at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (nILfQ)

565 548 Three Gorges Damn is still standing.

Dammit

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (d6DSt)

566 Cummula secret service name


Lewinsky

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (ySQBZ)

567 Sudan and Israel now have peace talks under way.

Damn that warmongering Trump. Damn him, I say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

---

Worst war-monger ever!!

Posted by: Michael Keaton at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (Rvt88)

568 > The Loving Spoonful and The Archies, brought to you by Hades Productions.

As far as I (and Wikipedia) know, The Archies was never even a real band. "Their" songs were mostly performed by whatever session musicians were hanging around the studio that day.

I also learned to my amusement that the comic book band has kicked out Reggie and replaced him with the new gay Archie character. Because of course they have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (unn44)

569 Is "Something" his preferred pronoun?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (Wm5SB)

570 Green Door.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (7Q7Ca)

571 De Camptown Races....de Camptown Races...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (FtO5h)

572 Hey, mannnn, that George McGovern dude was groovy, ya dig?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (HmZuC)

573 "Jimi Hendrix's desiccated corpse would've been less horrifying. And more talented."

Did I ever tell you about the time I almost choked to death on Jimi Hendrix's vomit? I'd ingest anything during the dope droughts of the 1960s.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (qpX6U)

574 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Dyson

Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (2cfUo)

575 419
I think Billy Porter's eyes look freaky in that video. They remind me of Stepford Wife eyes.



https://tinyurl.com/yywjx46z



Posted by: Eric at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (a2F+C)

it looked to me as if he were reading the lyrics off his karaoke machine screen

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (CqHIp)

576 I have it on good authority that Harris' SS name will be BLOW POP

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (WvQcX)

577 550
I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)

Just keep your misbegotten opinions about "Prometheus" to yourself and you should be fine.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

========

I start every meatspace conversation with that.

I don't have many friends...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (UWqZJ)

578 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

I'll bet it is Empress. That is how she pictures herself.
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2020 01:11 PM (AMIL/)

==================

The unofficial name the Secret Service is using is "Hillary Jr."

Bet dollars to donuts she's nearly as insufferable.

Posted by: Cold Rage at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (OXSar)

579 I just expected more when I got up this morning Something to make me stand up and pump my fist and shout "YES!!!"

************************

GOP Convention starts next week.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being The Guy Who Thinks It Will End at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (+dsLj)

580 Thar she blows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (/HW+d)

581 Obama privately voiced concerns that Joe Biden could 'f--- things up' - Business Insider
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 18, 2020 01:06 PM (1Dmt5)


Yeah, Obongo was afraid he'd have competition in that category.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (0A3LU)

582 1475 idiots had nothing better to do

https://tinyurl.com/yyh458mn

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)

583 559

Boon
Pinto
Flounder
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (d6DSt)

Why Flounder?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (Wm5SB)

584 -
-
Posted by:zombie at August 18, 2020 01:12 PM

---------------

I find the line about signs that mostly say "hooray for our side" to be interesting.

Posted by: irright at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (pMGkg)

585 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX

Ham Candle

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (k/TB6)

586 >>>Three Gorges Damn is still standing.


According to the CCP? If so, I would like a second opinion.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (HmZuC)

587 Three Gorges Damn is still standing.

Stacked dissident bodies are a sturdy bracing material.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (luzVb)

588 Commala "kneepads" Harris

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (O+AcM)

589 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Sloppy Seconds?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (7k/uO)

590 Richard Nixon was hated because of Alger Hiss. Nixon rightly pointed out that there were commies in the State Department. They did not forgive him for this and spent years going after him. How fitting that they used a guy ticked off that he didn't get to be the head of the FBI to actually bring Nixon down.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (JKNZq)

591 494 468 I remember 1968. 13 yo. Completely different vibe then compared to now. Vietnam and the draft made it personal to the participants in '68. Today, nothing is personal, everything unfolds in a virtual reality.
Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

---

I was born near the end of November in 1968; my dad was in 'Nam at the time, so my mom was living with my grandmother in Chicago.

Early '69, we moved to NAS Alameda.

It's kinda depressing that during my lifetime, shit has been getting steadily worse.

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (RU4sa)

592
Why were any of you thinking that PDJT would pardon Mueller?

Let him twist in the wind, I say.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (pNxlR)

593 572 Hey, mannnn, that George McGovern dude was groovy, ya dig?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (HmZuC)

Far out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (0A3LU)

594 Good first interview with a recruiter for an internal transfer/promotion.

I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM


Was it the discussion of your two favorite movies, or are you saving that for the second round?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (DMUuz)

595 So Trump pardoned Susan B. Anthony?



The Intergalactic, Omniscient, Immortal Troll-Master-In-Chief strikes again.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (BM2fS)

596 568 Always thought Reggie was a little light in the loafers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (C1Lsn)

597 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Dyson
Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM


Since she's a lawyer, Shark would be a good double entendre.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (ejd/p)

598 Leftist: WE MUST END BUSH'S ILLEGAL WARS BRING OUR TROOPS HOME AND END THESE GOP CHICKENHAWK WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!1111

Me: Trump is ending Bush's wars and negotiating peace in the Middle East.

Leftist: ...... well there must be a good reason our troops are there.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being The Guy Who Thinks It Will End at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (+dsLj)

599 Stills' chin spinach looks like 1845.

Euthanize old hippies...

It's the safe and effective thing to do.

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (RuIsu)

600 Anti-war hippie music and Prince's wardrobe had a ghey baby that grew up to be this guy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

601 527 Good first interview with a recruiter for an internal transfer/promotion.

I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)

Good luck, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (ifmtJ)

602 Boon
Pinto
Flounder
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (d6DSt)

Why Flounder?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls



Ooooh. This is gonna be great!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (qQcQl)

603 I was hoping for Stockman, honestly.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (j3jZX)

604 The thing about Biden, he's got ... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin' ... until he sniffs ya.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (LxTcq)

605 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Dyson


Posted by: Priapism




Golf clap...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (axyOa)

606
I know rotten commie pop-music bullshit when I hear it, and that song fits the bill, all the way down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (xkm5f)

607 Next you'll tell me The 1910 Fruitgum Company, The Ohio Express and Daddy Dewdrop weren't real.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (FtO5h)

608 Public Health England (originally chartered to protect public health) is to be replaced by a new agency that will specifically deal with protecting the country from pandemics, according to a report.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (JFO2v)

609 Boon
Pinto
Flounder
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:13 PM (d6DSt)

Why Flounder?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (Wm5SB)
-------------
*uuuuuuuuuurp*
WHY NOT

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (/ZYFC)

610

Hmm, well, it sure does seem that everything to date has been scripted for this moment, huh?

All that iconography, cities burning, shirts with BLM, NBA and the rest, all have their place now, in the election.

Kinda figured it was all part of a plan.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (lg/F7)

611 I have it on good authority that Harris' SS name will be BLOW POP
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (WvQcX)


Spitter

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (M+Lyo)

612 Wh-.... why would you think i would want a longer version?

Posted by: DocAnvil at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (3MYjs)

613 Or anyone actually alive and suffering unjustly?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (j3jZX)

614 I love to beat my meat on da Mississippi mud!

Posted by: joey biden at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (an7Mv)

615 601
Good luck, man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (ifmtJ)

========

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (UWqZJ)

616 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Knob gobbler

Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (2cfUo)

617 594 Good first interview with a recruiter for an internal transfer/promotion.

I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM

Was it the discussion of your two favorite movies, or are you saving that for the second round?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2020 01:16 PM (DMUuz)

========

How do you think I got the second interview? Talking about the job?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)

618 Ham Candle
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:15 PM (k/TB6)


LOL. Dead.

Posted by: Abiss at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (Y8DtA)

619 A pale imitation

https://youtu.be/8QQaX9CJ2Pk

Posted by: Jmt at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (1BZBM)

620 Meat Flap.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (7Q7Ca)

621 104 I fully expect them to pull out someone we've never heard of and do a rendition of "Aquarius."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

Maybe they can find the Cowsills to sing "Hair."

Posted by: Flyover at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (Rbu5d)

622 611 I have it on good authority that Harris' SS name will be BLOW POP
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (WvQcX)


Spitter
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (M+Lyo)


RUG BURN

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (WvQcX)

623 Any bets on how soon the Left start pulling down Susan B. Anthony statues?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (HmZuC)

624 Kamala does put the "vice" in Vice President.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (FtO5h)

625 I always wondered where Cat from Red Dwarf went

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (uEbPt)

626 OK that looked like a fag pill commercial

Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (gmo/4)

627 -
--
There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name.

------------------

Don't care. I abhor her.

Posted by: Nature at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (pMGkg)

628 Roast Beef

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (M+Lyo)

629 Susan B Anthony?? I think I banged her.

Was she the hand-signals chick?? Wawa! Wawa!

Her anyway.

Posted by: joey biden at August 18, 2020 01:19 PM (an7Mv)

630 RUG BURN
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (WvQcX)

hahah

Honorable mention

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)

631 628
Roast Beef

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (M+Lyo)

Meat Curtains

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:19 PM (k/TB6)

632 Or maybe they could get the Beatles to perform "Imagine."

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Flyover at August 18, 2020 01:19 PM (Rbu5d)

633 625 I always wondered where Cat from Red Dwarf went
Posted by: ...


He became the senior-citizen sex-addict lazy cop in "Death in Paradise."

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2020 01:19 PM (HEEq1)

634 234
Ace has been prescient in his bat obsession.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:45 PM (bY+8h)

_________


Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (WqPYg)

635 SS code name Shop Vac.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (C1Lsn)

636
Roast Beef
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (M+Lyo

-------

Shit, I bet it's like a day old, congealed cheesesteak. Blech.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (xkm5f)

637 635
SS code name Shop Vac.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (C1Lsn)

Spit Trap

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (k/TB6)

638 Harmonics are just a hammer down, 1/8th second after plucking the string.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (LxTcq)

639 Yummy, yummy, yummy. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (RuIsu)

640 Black Hole?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (7k/uO)

641 Yeast n' Cotton

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (7Q7Ca)

642 Richard Nixon was hated because of Alger Hiss. Nixon rightly pointed out that there were commies in the State Department.

This.

Plus Nixon previously had outed Helen Gahagan Douglas, his opponent in a Congressional election, as a commie. Which she was.

I just checked her Wiki page, and found this gem:

Fellow Representative John F. Kennedy quietly donated money to Nixon's campaign against Gahagan Douglas, the two sharing similar views on the threat of communism.

Wow. How things have changed, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (0A3LU)

643 Someone ought to overlay that song with Antifa riots and the numerous videos of them attacking people.

Posted by: RealityMan at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (xOBRH)

644 Shit, I bet it's like a day old, congealed cheesesteak. Blech.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:20 PM (xkm5f)

Cold grilled cheese sandwich

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (k/TB6)

645 Good first interview with a recruiter for an internal transfer/promotion.

I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)



Good luck.

Be sure to tell them that they need to pay you a lot more money, if they want you to do your best work.

Employers are usually impressed by that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (dWwl8)

646 Please clap:

https://twitter.com/GreenCastleGo/status/1295553189736054784

Posted by: Anchorman at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (PYRmp)

647

And here is the unbiased Jon Karl, the little shitbag.

jonkarl
@jonkarl
And there you have the best speech ever given at a virtual convention ... and I doubt it will be topped.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (lg/F7)

648 Or maybe they could get the Beatles to perform "Imagine."

Oh, wait...
Posted by: Flyover at August 18, 2020 01:19 PM


I despise that song with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (ejd/p)

649 > Billy Jeff is invited to speak to the DNC-Fest tonight??

The UK Daily Mail just dropped some pics of Clenis getting his neck rubbed by one of Epstein's baby hookers.

https://tinyurl.com/smoking-gun

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (unn44)

650 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Sloppy Seconds?

Posted by: LGoPs




"See You Next Tuesday"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 01:22 PM (BM2fS)

651 "I definitely moved to the second interview, but still, fingers crossed."

I hope you enjoy your diversity training. Wanna be teacher's pet? Get down and kneel.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:22 PM (qpX6U)

652 649 > Billy Jeff is invited to speak to the DNC-Fest tonight??

The UK Daily Mail just dropped some pics of Clenis getting his neck rubbed by one of Epstein's baby hookers.

https://tinyurl.com/smoking-gun

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:21 PM (unn44)

=========

Where the baby hooker says that Clinton was nothing but a gentleman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:22 PM (UWqZJ)

653 'Grats, TheJamesMadison, and good luck on moving forward through the process.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (unn44)

654 Will AntiFa follow Gay Batman and start wearing wings? Cuz that would be cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (0elxs)

655 Woodstock ended with Altamont - innocent guy stabbed to death by enforcers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (s2VJv)

________


Hells Angels.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No angel born in Hell

Could break that Satan's spell

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (WqPYg)

656 Meat Flap.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:18 PM (7Q7Ca)

******

Ham Wallet

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (flINI)

657 Kampala's secret service name.

Cream Filled

Posted by: Buzzion at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (FiGAS)

658 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

-

Little Girl

It works on at least two levels with Biden.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (2ydYE)

659 650 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?

Whore?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)

660
Or maybe they could get the Beatles to perform "Imagine."



Oh, wait...


Only the truly brain-dead could turn that song into a political philosophy.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (7k/uO)

661 > Where the baby hooker says that Clinton was nothing but a gentleman.

Which may well mean "He gave me a $500 tip."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (unn44)

662 I know rotten commie pop-music bullshit when I hear it, and that song fits the bill, all the way down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (xkm5f)


"If I had a hammer, ...

... then all I'd need was a sickle"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (0A3LU)

663 I read a lot about Nixon, when I started questioning things. ( Back then, hatred of Nixon was sort of handed down by generation.) I read a book by a guy that had access to Nixon's library. Lots of interesting stuff about the campaign where he supposedly used pink paper to claim his opponent was a Communist. It didn't happen, but they just had to repeat the lie often enough to make it be true.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (JKNZq)

664 Didja see WaPo's take on the scum attacking that truck driver?

https://bit.ly/3iRBON1

WaPo Whopper of the Day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

665 FACIAL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (WvQcX)

666 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"

Token.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:03 PM (qpX6U)


Token or Tokin ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (M+Lyo)

667
Where the baby hooker says that Clinton was nothing but a gentleman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:22 PM (UWqZJ)

Choice 1: Get paid handsomely for a planted media story.

Choice 2: Pump two bullets into the back of your own head.

I know which way I'd break.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (xkm5f)

668 665
FACIAL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (WvQcX)
























Glazed donut

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (k/TB6)

669 I've never seen Biden smell a black girl's hair. Racist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (0elxs)

670 Or maybe they could get the Beatles to perform "Imagine."

Oh, wait...

Only the truly brain-dead could turn that song into a political philosophy.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:23 PM (7k/uO)


That poxy song is why Mark Chapman is my personal hero, or he would be, if he'd smoked Yoko Ono too while he was at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (0A3LU)

671 There's something happening here
I see Stills and some fucking queer

Posted by: JoeF. at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (7ixfo)

672 Jethro Bodine's Hollywood name was "Beef Jerky".

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (Pqytn)

673 if you don't vote democrat, you ain't gay

Posted by: Joe Cervixdigits at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (nFwvY)

674 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"


Chin Omelette

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (k/TB6)

675 Meat Curtains

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death



Beef Drapes

Carpet (or Hardwood, depending).

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 01:25 PM (BM2fS)

676 Can we bleach an entire century?

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (RuIsu)

677 Why were any of you thinking that PDJT would pardon Mueller?

Let him twist in the wind, I say.


So... Just hypothetically, if Mueller were to be "pardoned" preemptively, would that mean he could be compelled to testify in court because he was not in jeopardy?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (qc+VF)

678 655 Woodstock ended with Altamont - innocent guy stabbed to death by enforcers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (s2VJv)


you can't make an omelette .....

Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (O+AcM)

679 comment not found

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

680 too late?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

681 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"

Spread Eagle?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (2BgZB)

682 I would give $20 to the DNC if they have Joe Biden doing the Macarena on Thursday night.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (dSANY)

683 I have it on good authority that Harris' SS name will be BLOW POP
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2020 01:14 PM (WvQcX)


Spitter
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2020 01:17 PM (M+Lyo)

Biter

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

684 It didn't happen, but they just had to repeat the lie often enough to make it be true.
Posted by: notsothoreau

Michael Jackson addressed this.

And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)

685 I am hoping that they will get Heart.


At least the quality would be better.
"Cities Burning"
https://tinyurl.com/y3q2ouut

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (luzVb)

686 679 comment not found
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

680 too late?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (7Q7Ca)

========

Nah, you nailed it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (UWqZJ)

687 266
"Tim and Eric Show" comments abound on youtube

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (Izzlo)

_________


Never heard of that; quick search reveals it's like a modern-day Fernwood Tonight, perhaps my favorite comedy show as a lad.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (WqPYg)

688 Yoko imagining no possessions is the source of her trademark vocal stylings.

"SCREEEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (FtO5h)

689 Didja see WaPo's take on the scum attacking that truck driver?

https://bit.ly/3iRBON1

WaPo Whopper of the Day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 18, 2020 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)
-----
Ho.
Lee.
Shitlockers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 18, 2020 01:27 PM (UAMe5)

690 There's something happening here

I see Stills and some fucking queer

Posted by: JoeF.



*Coke Zero through nose*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 18, 2020 01:27 PM (luzVb)

691 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"



Spread Eagle?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (2BgZB)

============================
Jerked Chicken

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2020 01:27 PM (Pqytn)

692 Its really a pity that Sun Ra isn't around anymore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (0elxs)

693 Mud flaps

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

694 Those pants will almost certainly be listed in next week's Sunday Morning Book Thread.

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (o2vOl)

695 And by "nothing but a gentleman," baby hooker probably means he announced the end so that she could get a Kleenex.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (H5knJ)

696 Rode Horse

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (7Q7Ca)

697 Things you won't see in any of the outrage about Trump pardoning Susan B. Anthony:

Anthony was arrested for attempting to vote a straight Republican ticket.

'After she voted, Anthony wrote to her friend Elizabeth Cady Stanton, saying, "Well I have been & gone & done it! -- positively voted the Republican ticket -- strait."'

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (unn44)

698 692 Its really a pity that Sun Ra isn't around anymore.

Didn't he only leave this astral plane?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:28 PM (FtO5h)

699 Has the Star Wars Kid and NoomaNooma showed up yet for the convention?

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (6MoD2)

700

ECHOEchoecho...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (d6DSt)

701 Chin Omelette

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death




Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (BM2fS)

702 699 Has the Star Wars Kid and NoomaNooma showed up yet for the convention?
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (6MoD2)

========

Chewbacca mom, as the representative of the Rage Moms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (UWqZJ)

703
"Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"


Spliff

Caribbean Queen

Historic First

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

704 How 'bout just plain old "Skank"?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:29 PM (7k/uO)

705 698 692 Its really a pity that Sun Ra isn't around anymore.

Didn't he only leave this astral plane?
-------------------
That was Van Morrison. It stoned me to my soul.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (0elxs)

706 "Tim and Eric Show" comments abound on youtube

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2020 12:47 PM (Izzlo)

Million Dollar Extreme as well, which is what I thought of when I first saw it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (dSANY)

707 >>There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?


Lisa Page?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

708 You'd think gays would hate one party rule more than anybody else.

Don't they have history books in the gay language?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (pB6Gt)

709 707
>>There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?





Lisa Page?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)
Dirty Knees?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (N39Ws)

710 Put Away Wet?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (7k/uO)

711 People mistakenly think that "For What It's Worth" is a big protest anthem, because it mentions street protests.

Its also really vague and ambiguous, just kind of a "um dude like, its bad? or something?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

712 "Its really a pity that Sun Ra isn't around anymore."

He put out about a jillion albums though. I've heard many of them. I play them during my space travels.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (qpX6U)

713 691 "Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?"



Spread Eagle?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (2BgZB)

============================
Jerked Chicken
============================

Secret Blumpkin

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (6MoD2)

714 I didn't read the comments. I need a summary. ????

Posted by: USNtakim at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (0OmEj)

715 Hot Carl

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (7Q7Ca)

716 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Eileen

Posted by: Priapism at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (2cfUo)

717 But will Kalamala take a cue from Felonia and adopt a funny accent on the campaign trail?

If she does, I bet it's Jamaican patois. "I and I say de Orange Mon Bad. He de blootclot, mon."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (FtO5h)

718 Rolling Brownout

Posted by: Miklos, post-prandial at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (QzkSJ)

719 714 I didn't read the comments. I need a summary. ????
Posted by: USNtakim at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (0OmEj)

========

It's a trap!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (UWqZJ)

720 Who the fuck is 'Billy Porter' . . . ? And why couldn't they just use the ORIGINAL version of the song since the thing they presented isn't (wasn't?) worth a shit . . . I actually kinda liked the original, even tho' 'Treetop Flyer' was a lot better musically . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (mu5GU)

721 Has the Star Wars Kid and NoomaNooma showed up yet for the convention?

"Use that Nyan cat with the rainbow, kids love that!"
--Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

722 I knew when I was fifteen that the invasion of Serbia was a stupid, stupid thing and we had literally no legitimate justification or national security objective in doing it.

But once we did it, I still wanted the victory, however hollow it may have been. I understand wanting to leave Vietnam after we had failed to achieve our legitimate objective. A lot of people, regular honest people, wanted that.

Those hippies were just a bunch of commie stooges, though. Fuck those hippies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (xkm5f)

723 hahahahahaha, That finale was garbage. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or mental.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (jUVms)

724 This guy has 100,000 vintage 1965 Wham-O Super Balls for sale:

https://tinyurl.com/y2luysn7

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (Tnijr)

725 Eileen

Ben Dover

Posted by: LGoPs at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (7k/uO)

726 712 "Its really a pity that Sun Ra isn't around anymore."

He put out about a jillion albums though. I've heard many of them. I play them during my space travels.
----------------------
His was a band that had to be seen as well as heard. Totally freaky. He did inspire Parliment - Funkadelics. We love the funk, Gotta have the funk...

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (0elxs)

727 722 I knew when I was fifteen that the invasion of Serbia was a stupid, stupid thing and we had literally no legitimate justification or national security objective in doing it.

But once we did it, I still wanted the victory, however hollow it may have been. I understand wanting to leave Vietnam after we had failed to achieve our legitimate objective. A lot of people, regular honest people, wanted that.

Those hippies were just a bunch of commie stooges, though. Fuck those hippies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (xkm5f)

=========

Didn't they want us to invade Darfur? Didn't they cheer the sacking of Libya?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (UWqZJ)

728 Don't forget that secret service names are supposed to be either two or three syllables I believe.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (FiGAS)

729 Kamala Harris`s code name should be....

Cumdumpster.....

But believe she chose Pioneer? HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (jMEOg)

730 714 I didn't read the comments. I need a summary. ????

Swallow

All ya need to know.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (d6DSt)

731 Eileen

Posted by: Priapism




That's clever

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (BM2fS)

732 > Eileen

> Posted by: Priapism

Thread winner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (unn44)

733 678 655 Woodstock ended with Altamont - innocent guy stabbed to death by enforcers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2020 12:46 PM (s2VJv)


you can't make an omelette .....
Posted by: REDACTED at August 18, 2020 01:26 PM (O+AcM)

He wasn't innocent. He had a gun and he was going to shoot him a Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (jK8Z7)

734 Willie's Hat

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (7Q7Ca)

735 What's with the Dark Captain America Flag?

Is Joe Biden going to mutter "Hail Hydra" or something?

Posted by: Fen at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (TNHVJ)

736 "I didn't read the comments. I need a summary. ????"

Gay Batman is teh Ghey.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (qpX6U)

737 "Use that Nyan cat with the rainbow, kids love that!"
--Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

I don't often laugh out loud at comments but this one got me. Well done.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (dSANY)

738 "There's a man with a gun over there"

Look out! It's David Crosby!

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

739 nood usps electing me

Posted by: joey biden at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (an7Mv)

740 Altamont: black guy high on drugs pulls a knife on a Hell's Angel.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (JKNZq)

741 717 But will Kalamala take a cue from Felonia and adopt a funny accent on the campaign trail?

If she does, I bet it's Jamaican patois. "I and I say de Orange Mon Bad. He de blootclot, mon."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:31 PM (FtO


I thought they had already caught her doing that.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 18, 2020 01:34 PM (FiGAS)

742 nood post office

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 01:34 PM (W2Pud)

743 Sun Ra. Can't go wrong with:

Lanquidity
Sleeping Beauty
Cosmos
On Jupiter

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 18, 2020 01:34 PM (FtO5h)

744
He wasn't innocent. He had a gun and he was going to shoot him a Rolling Stone.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (jK8Z7)


That wasn't at Woodstock. Was it?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:34 PM (7Q7Ca)

745 There's a story out the Comradala Harris has chosen her Secret Service Name. Any guesses?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Well, Eric Swallowell is already taken . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 18, 2020 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

746 Lots of interesting stuff about the campaign where he supposedly used pink paper to claim his opponent was a Communist.

And the claim that, in his stump speeches, he called Douglas "Pink right down to her underwear."

Yet another MFM lie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2020 01:37 PM (2JVJo)

747 Soros should ask for his money back.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 18, 2020 01:37 PM (o2MD2)

748 "Mixed Reaction From Viewers"

Let's check Rotten Tomatoes (pre Disney sell out)

Critics: 105%
Audience: 31%

Posted by: Fen at August 18, 2020 01:37 PM (TNHVJ)

749 Methinks the "I can't even" reaction to the horrid Porter/Stills vid might have been sarcasm.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 18, 2020 01:38 PM (b2diN)

750 711 People mistakenly think that "For What It's Worth" is a big protest anthem, because it mentions street protests.

Its also really vague and ambiguous, just kind of a "um dude like, its bad? or something?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (KZzsI)


"Young people speakin' their minds ..."

Now that's a lie. They don't have minds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:39 PM (0A3LU)

751 Soros needs to eat a cruise missile.

My one complaint with Trump: people should not be allowed to meddle with America like Soros has. Declare him a terrorist, seize his assets and target him and his sons with cruise missiles.

Posted by: Fen at August 18, 2020 01:39 PM (TNHVJ)

752 295 Look at the GOP and show me anyone after Trump who even will resist communism.

***************

Trump Junior?

Then after Trump Junior, Trump the Third.

I wouldn't normally encourage dynasties if we at least had somebody in the GOP with a fucking spine.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being The Guy Who Thinks It Will End at August 18, 2020 12:50 PM


Mike Pompeo
Ted Cruz
Tom Cotton
Devin Nunes
Jim Jordan
Ron De Santis

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:39 PM (jK8Z7)

753 And the claim that, in his stump speeches, he called Douglas "Pink right down to her underwear."

Yet another MFM lie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2020 01:37 PM (2JVJo)


And yet it would have been accurate had he actually said that. She was a straight-up commie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:40 PM (0A3LU)

754 750 711 People mistakenly think that "For What It's Worth" is a big protest anthem, because it mentions street protests.

Its also really vague and ambiguous, just kind of a "um dude like, its bad? or something?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2020 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

"Young people speakin' their minds ..."

Now that's a lie. They don't have minds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 18, 2020 01:39 PM (0A3LU)


Everybody thinks it's a Vietnam song, but it's about the Sunset Street riots that were pre-Vietnam. Little known fact: Bob Denver was there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:40 PM (jK8Z7)

755 I like how they basically took the white out of the American flag.

F****** racist

Posted by: oddnot at August 18, 2020 01:42 PM (YIHot)

756 Back in the day I ate acid by the handful and could never achieve the total disconnect from reality that the DNC has. They be taking those CIA cooked, weapons grade hallucinogens.

Posted by: I want DNC drugs at August 18, 2020 01:43 PM (cCxiu)

757 He wasn't innocent. He had a gun and he was going to shoot him a Rolling Stone.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:33 PM (jK8Z7)

That wasn't at Woodstock. Was it?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 18, 2020 01:34 PM (7Q7Ca)

No, at Altamont. Altamont was really a bad scene, man. The Grateful Dead got back on the helicopter and said they were out of there. "Gimme Shelter" is actually a great documentary, because when they started filming the Stones thought it was going to be a groovy, free concert in San Francisco, then as the tour wound its way toward the West Coast the filmmakers were recording all the very bad decisions being made in California that resulted in the concert being held at Altamont Speedway that was totally unprepared for the crowd, with security being provided by the Hell's Angels for free beer. What could go wrong? One of the funnier moments was when one of the Angels punched out Marty Balin during Jefferson Airplane's set.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:44 PM (jK8Z7)

758 His was a band that had to be seen as well as heard. Totally freaky. He did inspire Parliment - Funkadelics. We love the funk, Gotta have the funk...
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 18, 2020 01:32 PM (0elxs)


I sing Atomic Dog to my dog almost daily when he chases the cat.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2020 01:46 PM (jK8Z7)

759
Hey, I owned the 45.

Posted by: MHK at August 18, 2020 01:53 PM (iQIUe)

760 SS Code Name: Deep Throat

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 18, 2020 01:54 PM (dfRN6)

761 What... no mention of the American flag represented in shades of teal?

Totes American, bitches.

Posted by: red speck at August 18, 2020 02:10 PM (gS3OW)

762 1968 my butt.

I remember '68.

The Republic was not on the verge of overthrow in '68.

Today it is. Today is a thousand times worse than '68.

Posted by: Unsk at August 18, 2020 02:12 PM (Nz64U)

763 Democrat consultant - I have an idea - let's use that old Buffalo Springfield song as a theme.

Democrat - But that song is like so old man.

Democrat consultant - You're right. I know, let's make it super gay!

Democrat - Brilliant! the youths of today are all into that super gay stuff.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 18, 2020 02:15 PM (8Xxh3)

764 The Muppets did the definitive version.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 18, 2020 02:16 PM (kfcYC)

765 I know fruity, and that video was FRUIT-AAAY!

Posted by: Baldy at August 18, 2020 02:21 PM (OLCH5)

766 That video was gayer than Joker's speech on the Murray Franklin show.

I mean, "Mur-RAY"

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 18, 2020 02:27 PM (6MoD2)

767 751 Soros needs to eat a cruise missile.

My one complaint with Trump: people should not be allowed to meddle with America like Soros has. Declare him a terrorist, seize his assets and target him and his sons with cruise missiles.
Posted by: Fen at August 18, 2020 01:39 PM (TNHVJ)

====================

Concur.

POTUS needs to put down the cell phone and pick up the red phone and then come on national TV and say...

"We renditioned some people. They were beautiful people, but we renditioned them. They are in a beautiful place, now. Getting renditioned. Beautifully.

Posted by: Neil Cavuto's Fat Head at August 18, 2020 02:28 PM (MkuC5)

768 127 Anyone with a red rose in their twitter handle I assume is a communist.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 12:37 PM (LxTcq

After the War, SPD never understood why, and resented that, the White Rose martyrs were celebrated, while the Red Rose dead were ignored.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 18, 2020 02:35 PM (m3RIE)

769 So gay it made even my a$$ hurt just watching it.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 18, 2020 02:47 PM (K8Z2z)

770 For What It's Worth, Billy Porter ... you're wearing the drapes.

Carol Burnett did it first and better.

Posted by: TheHoser at August 18, 2020 03:02 PM (IDjUx)

771 It's funny how they have Kasich there talking, ignoring the fact he's the reason Trump is president.

Kasich was such an egomaniac and wanted to claim that he came in second for the nomination (even though he only has 3 votes) so he took up space and time that would have went to Ted Cruz. Odds are Cruz versus Trump, one on one at that point, would have given Cruz the nomination, to which he would have lost to Hillary. But Kasich ended up attacking Cruz, helping him get pushed out, and eventually Trump steamrolled the eunuch governor and the rest is history.

So thank you John Kasich's eho for getting Trump elected, hopefully you think about that every night and you cry yourself to sleep knowing how often you've failed.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 18, 2020 03:36 PM (nQa/k)

772 The Batman show will NEVER be old! It is so wonderfully divorced from reality it will be timeless.

But the video did indeed suck standing pondwater.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 18, 2020 03:38 PM (ABuva)

773 It's 1968, but this time the radicals are running the convention.

Posted by: Eve at August 18, 2020 03:47 PM (L5yo0)

774
The interesting thing is this......
If
you've see Stephan Stills speaking the past 5-10 years, he's even less
coherent then Joe Biden is currently (his excessive drug usage was made
public by the early 1970's).
Anyone that believes that his guitar
was operable also believes that Trump was responsible for those cages
Michelle's husband had built.

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2020 04:39 PM (3aI0K)

775 You know, I really think the puffy shirt is making a comeback. Everyone wants to look like a Tranny pirate.

Posted by: Low Talker at August 18, 2020 05:56 PM (Fqfqi)

776 4+20 years ago, Steven Stills burned his AARP card..

Posted by: MC at August 18, 2020 06:39 PM (mQREE)

777 The Democrats wont allow Pro-Life but they will allow for the Rainbow Boys to dance for them Dirty Democrats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 18, 2020 07:01 PM (FLiOE)

778 having seen it-it cannot be unseen.
must procure hitlery scrub clothes to cleanse computer.

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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