The Morning Rant

So back on August 6th, the attorney general for the state of NY, Letitia James, has announced that she's basically trying to put the NRA out of business. She has accused the NRA leaders of financial malfeasance and her solution is to dissolve the entire organization.

Note that she's not bringing criminal charges against the NRA leaders, she just wants the entire organization gone. No half measures here!

I think she's overplaying her hand. As I said, she's a progressive. Overplaying their hand is what progressives do.

This is obviously a political hit. In fact, it's clear that Letitia James has pretty much politicized the office of the NY State Attorney General, like all progressives do.

But how bad is her timing?

Coming as it does right after many American cities have been set on fire by rioting mobs which have resulted in record firearms sales, many by first-time buyers and even many by liberals. Imagine that: Progressives have figured out a way to get Americans to buy more guns. Because if there's one thing that this summer has taught Americans, it's the necessity of having the means to defend yourself against looting, rioting thugs.

But the message from the Democrats is

1. Your cities will burn
2. The police will be prevented from helping you.
3. And we're going to try to shut down the biggest organization that will support you.
4. Shut up, peasants

And you have to ask, WTF? The intent, ultimate goal, and timing of James' lawsuit is are all mind-bogglingly stupid. Why are the Democrats going out of their way to give reasons to not vote for them?

Look at their convention. There's *not one* Democrat who will emphatically and unequivocally condemn the rioting and looting of our cities. Because all the Democrats have to do to do well in the election is to not be batshit insane. That's it. But they just can't.

When he is 97 years old and long retired, President Trump is going to write a book explaining how he successfully managed to sneak in a number of deep-cover operatives into various levels of the Democrat Party whose sole mission is to come up with really stupid, self-destructive ideas and then trick the Democrats into implementing them. And I'd guess that nothing in this book would surprise me in the least.

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Monday's Who Dis: I first saw Colombian hottie Sofía Vergara in the 2012 reboot of The Three Stooges and was immediately impressed by her huge and spectacular... comedic acting chops. She was *really* funny and that movie is criminally underrated, in my opinion. She has been married since 2015 to Joe Manganiello, who, according to imdb.com, skydives with the Army's parachute team "The Golden Knights". He also used to shovel sand and gravel off of a truck and do demolitions for a construction company. So he's not a soy boy. They were in the 2019 film Bottom of the 9th together.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Spicy Pork Ramen Noodles:

(click for larger ramen)

Ramen recipe here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:11 AM

Comments

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1 Hello monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (3wrCP)

2 YES!

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (+2xjH)

3 Chris Pratt and lady from that thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (UWqZJ)

4 She's cute, he's Starlord. No idea.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (3wrCP)

5 1. Your cities will burn

2. The police will be prevented from helping you.

3. And we're going to try to shut down the biggest organization that will support you.

4. Shut up, peasants

You forgot "Give us your guns NOW."

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (ZCiJZ)

6 Modern people. Don't know who they are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (2JVJo)

7 Holy shit, she is hot as fuck.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (bWZS9)

8 3 Chris Pratt and lady from that thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (UWqZJ)

You might know her father.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (8np4X)

9 And so.

It begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (UAMe5)

10 Today's hottie is a little trifle compared to yesterday's bombshell. She's cute, looks like someone I went to High School with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (ifmtJ)

11 Speak boldly

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (ch6++)

12 Lady rhymes with "quarzenkregger".

Posted by: sharksauce at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (DFZnL)

13 Mmmmmm. Ramen. I'm actually going to the Asian market this evening to stock up on the good, rich imported Ramen packs. They make a great meal and there is just tremendous variety. Love it.

Also, fun fact: in Korea, "would you like to come up for ramen" is equivalent to our "Netflix and Chill" - an indication that eating (or watching movies) is not the point of the invitation...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (hYcqw)

14 F'n USPS has my package that was shipped via UPS. From the UPS website:
"Forget snail mail. This is smart mail.""We've partnered with the U.S. Postal Service and postal
organizations worldwide for better and more convenient service-at even
better rates wherever you're mailing. So you can reach your customers'
mailboxes and exceed their expectations, sooner."

What a load of crap.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (Tnijr)

15 Oh and Progressives always attack. They must be FORCED away from power. Because there are no downsides for them, no penalties to be paid for failing to seize and exert power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (ifmtJ)

16 I have never seen the Who Dis before, but I dig her bigly. Very pretty, but still looks like a real person.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (hYcqw)

17 First time I recognize the dude, but not the lady.

To be fair, I usually scroll right past the guy.

Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (h5TKJ)

18 4. Shut up, peasants

To be fair, that's the GOP message, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (2JVJo)

19 That is an attractive woman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (3D/fK)

20 10 Today's hottie is a little trifle compared to yesterday's bombshell. She's cute, looks like someone I went to High School with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (ifmtJ)

That's the trouble with showing A-list hotties. They're hard acts to follow.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (8np4X)

21 Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger? If it's her, they are married.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)

22 That NY AG is worth millions of votes for Trump nationwide. She's awesome.

Trump is banging the drum on guns. Sales are skyrocketing and lots of new owners including Democrats. And Joe And the Ho are busy talking about how to take them away.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (ugwJg)

23 "Something's Happening Here"

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What it is aint exactly clear.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

24 That does it. I'm having Peanut Chicken for lunch. FTW.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (sWDv2)

25 Don't know who she is but do want.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (WvQcX)

26
Off to get the dogs put up for the day, then run errands. Later, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (mht8P)

27 Picture 5 makes me look at doylies in a whole new way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (1ISKN)

28 Who Dis: Chris Pratt and someone who I don't recognize and now I feel shameful for not knowing.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (ch6++)

29 "Something's Happening Here"

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What it is is exactly queer.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

30 Oh and that's my boy, Chris Pratt!

I didn't even look at the guy, lol.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (ifmtJ)

31 21 Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger? If it's her, they are married.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)

You are correct, ma'am! 300 quatloos for the trifecta!

And 25 bonus quatloos for spelling her name correctly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (8np4X)

32 20 10 Today's hottie is a little trifle compared to yesterday's bombshell. She's cute, looks like someone I went to High School with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (ifmtJ)

That's the trouble with showing A-list hotties. They're hard acts to follow.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (8np4X)

Yeah, good point. She's literally a hard act to follow.

Is Ella Raines on your radar?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (ifmtJ)

33 "Something's Happening Here"

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What it is is exactly queer.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

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There's a chick with a dick over there.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

34 Ramen. I'm actually going to the Asian market this evening to stock up on the good, rich imported Ramen packs. They make a great meal and there is just tremendous variety. Love it.

Aka, Wal Mart. Twenty five cents a package.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (5CJXD)

35 She's way hotter than her mother.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (nAJ3K)

36 I'm Out!

Posted by: garrett (sees Photo 5) at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (bWZS9)

37 Chris Pratt and his wife, Kathryn Schwartzenegar

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (bDqIh)

38 Chris Pratt's outtakes from Parks and Rec are high larious.

Of course, he wasn't tanned and buffed in Parks and Rec. More pasty and pudgy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (WvQcX)

39 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (arJlL)

40 Oh, here's where my package is:

"Package departed UPS Mail Innovations facility enroute to USPS for induction"

It's being inducted at the Post Office.I should see it by September.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (Tnijr)

41 Sales are skyrocketing and lots of new owners including Democrats
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The math I've seen estimates roughly 40% of new gun buyers this year are Dems and Indies. This portends a big move in the numbers come November.

Like I've been saying - the Dem Suits want to burn their crazies this cycle cuz they know they will never be able to control them if they get the reins to the party.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (sWDv2)

42 Aka, Wal Mart. Twenty five cents a package.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (5CJXD)
++++++++++
Wal-Mart can't touch the variety that the Asian market carries.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)

43 Chris Pratt recently made some strongly pro-life statements I believe. Did they just have a baby?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (4EyHE)

44 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (GIeIM)

45 That's my man Chris Pratt, who would make a good Indiana Jones; but I don't know her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (Ejm1K)

46 21 Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger? If it's her, they are married.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)

In the first pic her eyes are amazing. Good looking despite her parents.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ONvIw)

47 I'm Out!
Posted by: garrett (sees Photo 5) at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (bWZS9)

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awesome Seinfeld reference.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (8XRCm)

48 Pancit noodles >>> Ramen noodles.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (1ISKN)

49 You left out the last step:

5. If you still somehow manage to defend yourself from the mob, we will prosecute you.

Posted by: Viridian at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (Fr275)

50 I have no idea who dis is.

Never seen them before.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (88xKn)

51 Chris Pratt's outtakes from Parks and Rec are high larious.

Of course, he wasn't tanned and buffed in Parks and Rec. More pasty and pudgy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020

*
*

He was also in a little WB series called Everwood with Treat Williams.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)

52 48 Pancit noodles >>> Ramen noodles.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (1ISKN)

Truth.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

53 There's something happening here. There a slice of lime in my beer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (FtO5h)

54 41 Sales are skyrocketing and lots of new owners including Democrats
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The math I've seen estimates roughly 40% of new gun buyers this year are Dems and Indies. This portends a big move in the numbers come November.

Like I've been saying - the Dem Suits want to burn their crazies this cycle cuz they know they will never be able to control them if they get the reins to the party.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (sWDv2)

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"We're not talking about gun control this year, so forget our past support for taking your guns away."
-DNC

"Okay!"
-Democrat voters who just bought guns

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (UWqZJ)

55 Trump calls for boycott of Goodyear.

Call or email them.

Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (X8Oz/)

56 No idea who either of the dises is, but she's a cutie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (ejd/p)

57 Had Pad Thai and Satay for lunch on Monday.

Might have to revisit that before the week is out.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (bWZS9)

58 Can you smell what I'm cookin'?!

Posted by: Josh Broilin at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (Eicbe)

59 Is Ella Raines on your radar?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at
August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (ifmtJ)

Ooh! She is now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (8np4X)

60 Katherine Schwarzenegger

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She looks like both her parents, but took the best parts of each of them. Beautiful girl.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (O+I8R)

61 58 Can you smell what I'm cookin'?!
Posted by: Josh Broilin at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (Eicbe)

Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (WvQcX)

62 Next should be Anna Farris, Pratt's ex-wife.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (UWqZJ)

63 But the message from the Democrats is

1. Your cities will burn
2. The police will be prevented from helping you.
3. And we're going to try to shut down the biggest organization that will support you.
4. Shut up, peasants

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But the message is to NYers, who are never going to elect a Republican again, no matter how bad it gets. That state is a rotten borough like CA these days. The Left is safe to play extremist games there, also just like the CA commies. It's not like you'll see swing state AGs pull an insane stunt like this.

So there is very little risk in this particular play, IMO.

Worst case scenario: Trump wins, and you lose the ensuing lawsuit after tying up the NRA in litigation and appeals for years, and maybe even forcing them to relocate.

Best case scenario: Kamala Harris wins, and you win the lawsuit and appeals quickly, and eliminate the NRA.

It's a win/win-a-little-less scenario, from where I'm watching.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (xkm5f)

64 Prayers up for those on the prayer list.

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)

65 Pancit noodles >>> Ramen noodles.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (1ISKN)
+++++++++++
Also good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (hYcqw)

66 57 Had Pad Thai and Satay for lunch on Monday.

Mmmm! My favorite Thai place got killed by the COVID response. Have to find out of my second favorite has yet survived.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (FtO5h)

67 So tired of this China virus

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (GIeIM)

68 That sounds ... apocryphal.

First delivery of Spitfires to Malta was fifteen aircraft flown off of HMS Eagle. All arrived safely. Did this incident happen later? No mention of it in this detailed article:

https://tinyurl.com/y57l4s78
Posted by: spindrift

Looks like I misremembered. It was Hurricanes, not Spits.

Operation WHITE - ARGUS was again required to replace the attrition of aircraft in Malta and, after loading twelve Hurricanes and two Skua guide aircraft, sailed from the Clyde 11.11 escorted by the cruiser DESPATCH and destroyers DUNCAN, FURY and WISHART. Met by Force H west of Gibraltar, battlecruiser RENOWN, carrier ARK ROYAL, cruiser SHEFFIELD and destroyers FAULKNOR, FIREDRAKE, FORESTER, FORTUNE and FOXHOUND, she proceeded to the launch point where two flights took off on 17.11.

Due to the reported presence of strong Italian forces, the launch point was further west than that of HURRY, and that plus other factors, led to eight Hurricanes ditching through lack of fuel while one of the Skua guide aircraft lost its way, strayed over Sicily and was shot down. Sunderland and Glenn Martin aircraft, also intended as guides, did not meet the force and proceeded independently to Malta.

http://www.naval-history.net/xAH-MaltaSupply02.htm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)

69 43 Chris Pratt recently made some strongly pro-life statements I believe. Did they just have a baby?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (4EyHE)

Yes. I think he has professed Christian faith recently, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (8np4X)

70
Authentic Indian Food >> Authentic Thai Food.

Fight me.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

71 The math I've seen estimates roughly 40% of new gun buyers this year are Dems and Indies. This portends a big move in the numbers come November.

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I read in an NRA magazine that something like 40% of first time buyers were women.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (lh4lY)

72 Star Lord. Thanks to everyone who remembered his name because all I could remember was "one of the Chris'es".

You know, I suppose some of those old school actors were just as pretty but they didn't seem to used to be so buff.

Posted by: Synova at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (BD/yx)

73 Chris Pratt is an interesting talent.

Very humble and well aware that he's hit the jackpot in life.
He got work by being cute, but got famous by being funny and fat. Only after he was famous for being funny did he go back to being buff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (ifmtJ)

74 I could live on Thai and Pizza.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (HIk23)

75 So tired of this China virus
Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (GIeIM)
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Ah, but we're not.

Posted by: Your Rulers at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (hYcqw)

76 72 Star Lord. Thanks to everyone who remembered his name because all I could remember was "one of the Chris'es".

You know, I suppose some of those old school actors were just as pretty but they didn't seem to used to be so buff.
Posted by: Synova at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (BD/yx)

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The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (UWqZJ)

77 I understand the banning of political attire at the work place but as I understand it Goodyear is allowing BLM and LGBT attire. It's got to be an all or nothing policy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (nAJ3K)

78
She really has her mother's smile (Maria Shriver).

Not that I would see it from my preferred vanatage point.

Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (w9Wax)

79 If Trump announced a bounty of AntiFa Ears the Stock Market would go to Eleventy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (sWDv2)

80 >>Authentic Indian Food >> Authentic Thai Food.

Nope.

You take Naan out of the picture and they got nothing.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (HIk23)

81 Mmmmmm. Ramen. I'm actually going to the Asian market this evening to stock up on the good, rich imported Ramen packs. They make a great meal and there is just tremendous variety. Love it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM

I do need a good trip to my local Asian market soon. And I should sample my latest batch of kimchee. Damn, I love that stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (ejd/p)

82 70
Authentic Indian Food >> Authentic Thai Food.

Fight me.

No fight here, I love 'em both.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (FtO5h)

83 I could live on Thai and Pizza.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (HIk23)
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Hmmm. A spicy Thai-style chicken as a pizza topping?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (hYcqw)

84
Ben Cross of Chariots of Fire fame died yesterday at age 72. Just says it was after a short illness. RIP Ben Cross

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (kw5n8)

85 Naan > Pita

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (FtO5h)

86 All Trump has to say is "I certainly hope members of the Democrat party do NOT kill themselves" and there'd be a wave of suicides just to show him he's not the boss of them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (E+OcO)

87 What it is is exactly queer.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

Blackula there looks like he could waltz across a quarter section of new-fallen snow, and leave nary a footprint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (cq10r)

88 Indian food = lava squirts

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (WvQcX)

89 77 I understand the banning of political attire at the work place but as I understand it Goodyear is allowing BLM and LGBT attire. It's got to be an all or nothing policy.
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Yeah, Imma gonna guess don't show up with a Confederate Battle Flag on your vest. Freedom works like a Ratchet.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (sWDv2)

90 I do need a good trip to my local Asian market soon. And I should sample my latest batch of kimchee. Damn, I love that stuff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (ejd/p)
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Shove some through the USB port to me when you finish it. I love me some kimchee. Where do you land? Wet vs. dry? Spice vs. mild?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (hYcqw)

91 Didn't Chris Pratt raise leftist ire by tweeting about praying for someone?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (lgiXo)

92 I understand the banning of political attire at the work place but as I understand it Goodyear is allowing BLM and LGBT attire. It's got to be an all or nothing policy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (nAJ3K)

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You mean like how black churches can openly campaign for politicians without losing their nonprofit status?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (lh4lY)

93 The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences.

It's a Chrisis!

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (v16oJ)

94 77 I understand the banning of political attire at the work place but as I understand it Goodyear is allowing BLM and LGBT attire. It's got to be an all or nothing policy.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (nAJ3K)

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"It's social, not political."

"Okay, what about my 'White Lives Matter' shirt?"

"Nope, that's political, not social."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (UWqZJ)

95 So tired of this China virus
Posted by: Yo!

That's one of the symptoms !

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)

96 I got through about 15 seconds of that video.
I must admit, it's not the gayest thing I've ever seen but it is in the top five.
Now, if people begin fighting back and, it'll have to be the people because the GOPe is just as bad or worse than the Dems, things may get a little calmer.
Not right away, slowly then, suddenly.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (d9Irc)

97 87 What it is is exactly queer.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

Blackula there looks like he could waltz across a quarter section of new-fallen snow, and leave nary a footprint.
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Just follow the pellets.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (sWDv2)

98 Honey Wilder and Gene Wilder. Gene was in SuperTrain, and Honey was familiar with trains.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM (PbH71)

99 Prayers up for all the Hordelings in need of them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (HaL55)

100 She really has her mother's smile (Maria Shriver).

Not that I would see it from my preferred vanatage point.
Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (w9Wax)

What does the kid with housemaid look like?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (cq10r)

101
93 The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences

I thought we didn't like Governor Christie anymore?

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (ugwJg)

102 What does the kid with housemaid look like?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (cq10r)
++++++++
Latin Arnold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (hYcqw)

103 Chris Penn checked out of this mortal coil too soon. He missed The Chrissening.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (FtO5h)

104 Blackula there looks like he could waltz across a quarter section of new-fallen snow, and leave nary a footprint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (cq10r)
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I know, right?

Posted by: Legolas at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (UAMe5)

105 Here's a headline on the BBC World site:

Jill Biden: From teacher to possible US first lady

Wow. All of the never-ending stories about Democrats who rose from being dirt-poor or having a public-service-type job to some Liberal Dream Position are sickening. Because they're about as useful towards validating someone's fitness for an important position they have never held before as reporting:

Jill Biden: From zygote to possible US first lady.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (AMIL/)

106 So I'm back in??

Posted by: Christopher Columbus at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (WvQcX)

107 Methinks Goodyear has a public relations problem right before tire season kicks off.

More like a crisis.

LOLGF

Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (X8Oz/)

108 The waters of my homeworld. Who Dis needs to hear about them - Stat.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (sjdRT)

109 I thought we didn't like Governor Christie anymore?

His curbstomp of Kasich won't rehabilitate him, but it bought him a hat tip.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (v16oJ)

110 Jill Biden:

From Biden Campaign worker to Biden mistress

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (nAJ3K)

111 102 What does the kid with housemaid look like?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (cq10r)
++++++++
Latin Arnold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (hYcqw)

Good looking kid, too. Built like an athlete, good genes clearly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (ifmtJ)

112 The Left has slowly -- and lately quite rapidly -- reshaped society to their tastes by overplaying their hand. Whereas our side keeps saying, oh, forget about it, they're overplaying their hand again.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (H8QX8)

113
Oh..... somebody is banned.

I saw a comment, hit refresh, POOF. Gone.

Didnt catch the nic.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (8XRCm)

114 >>Chris Pratt recently made some strongly pro-life statements I believe. Did they just have a baby?

Yes, and he is outspokenly Christian, has been for several years.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

115 Hey Lindsey Graham has all kinds of nice things to say abou Dr Jills speech.

No Dem would ever say something nice about a Republican that way.

Yeah, that makes his more decent. But they want it more.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (ugwJg)

116 Shove some through the USB port to me when you finish it. I love me some kimchee. Where do you land? Wet vs. dry? Spice vs. mild?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:25 AM

Wet-ish. Spicy. I've been tweaking a recipe an old college roommate's Korean mother gave me. Hers is pretty simple. I've been adding different veg and other flavoring ingredients.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (ejd/p)

117 108 The waters of my homeworld. Who Dis needs to hear about them - Stat.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (sjdRT)

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I didn't realize you were such a Chris Pratt fan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (UWqZJ)

118 Methinks Goodyear has a public relations problem right before tire season kicks off.
More like a crisis.
LOLGF
Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (X8Oz/)
++++++++++
Goodyear has competitors. While this wasn't as stupid as what Gillette did because they didn't decide to piss off a large number of their customers on purpose, they will be lamenting that there are other good tire manufacturers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)

119 He's Whatshisname. I have no-eyed deer who she be, but Hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM (HaL55)

120 Chris Pratt is an interesting talent.

Very humble and well aware that he's hit the jackpot in life.

"Living in a pit" on Parks and Rec was absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM (luzVb)

121 Wet-ish. Spicy. I've been tweaking a recipe an old college roommate's Korean mother gave me. Hers is pretty simple. I've been adding different veg and other flavoring ingredients.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (ejd/p)
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Well, you have the right target. Sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)

122 I just hope Chris Pratt doesn't spend much, if any, time with his mom-in-law's boyfriend (anti-evangelical), Matthew Dowd.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

123 What does the kid with housemaid look like?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (cq10r)

He is fugly as all get-out. IMHO, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:30 AM (Ez6QX)

124 Tires are black and they're on the bottom. Seems like a problem.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:30 AM (lgiXo)

125 Pit....I fell into the pit...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:30 AM (WvQcX)

126 But the message from the Democrats is

1. Your cities will burn
2. The police will be prevented from helping you.
3. And we're going to try to shut down the biggest organization that will support you.
4. Shut up, peasants

_________

5. You'll be prosecuted for daring to defend yourself (not to mention, daring to open your business or daring to refuse to wear a mask outdoors in public).

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (iToXE)

127 That ramen looks good! I have a pork tenderloin in the freezer and was thinking about kabobs.. but this looks like a better idea!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)

128 Hopefully some Republican in VA will run a TV campaign ad of a Pickup Truck flying an BLM flag cruising the suburbs looking to deliver Social Justice. It would be Northam fitting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (sWDv2)

129 For me he'll always be Andy Dwyer.

Posted by: irright at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (pMGkg)

130 What is that guy name who has seen all vids on pornhub?

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (GIeIM)

131 No point in eating dry and mild kimchee.

Wet n spicy or not at all.

Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (X8Oz/)

132 Drudge has a pic up of young Dr Jill.

No wonder Plugs stole her away from her husband.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (ugwJg)

133 >>The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences.

Well he is half god so there's that.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)

134 That remix of the last number at the convention is AMAZING!
Make it go viral!

Posted by: PJ at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (qlTN9)

135
129 For me he'll always be Andy Dwyer.
Posted by: irright at August 19, 2020 11:31 AM (pMGkg

Burt Macklan

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (WvQcX)

136 OT: Bloomberg is dropping another $60M to elect Dems this cycle. I guess we'll be hearing about "millyunaye-uhs and billyunaye-uhs" from Bernie any second now.
https://tinyurl.com/y5lv3btc

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (v16oJ)

137 114 >>Chris Pratt recently made some strongly pro-life statements I believe. Did they just have a baby?

Yes, and he is outspokenly Christian, has been for several years.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

MTV award speech: 9 rules for life

https://tinyurl.com/y6644nkh

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (jK8Z7)

138 Goodyear has competitors. While this wasn't as stupid as what Gillette did because they didn't decide to piss off a large number of their customers on purpose, they will be lamenting that there are other good tire manufacturers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)

Tires are big-ticket items. When a set of tires runs close to a thousand dollars retail, it doesn't take very many boycotters to knock a million dollars off Goodyear's bottom line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (cq10r)

139 I thought we didn't like Governor Christie anymore?
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (ugwJg)

We don't, but what he did yesterday is classic.

Imagine Christie, wearing one of those "singlet" things, in a wrestling ring, jumping off the ropes from about 15 feet up and landing on top of a supine John Kasich.

That's how bad the beat-down was.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (8np4X)

140 124 Tires are black and they're on the bottom. Seems like a problem.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:30 AM (lgiXo)

__________

... and leave skid marks.

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (iToXE)

141 124 Tires are black and they're on the bottom. Seems like a problem.
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Tires were originally white cuz rubber is white. When they went black they had to offer Gangster White Walls to get people to buy them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (sWDv2)

142 >>Drudge has a pic up of young Dr Jill.

Can't talk.

'baitin!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (6eed0)

143 Well, you have the right target. Sounds wonderful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM

I love that stuff. I tried a batch for fun with an old packet of seasoning I had lying around. After realizing how easy it was to make it even better than the commercial stuff, I started to play around with it. Made some nice pickled ginger, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (ejd/p)

144
The statue and portrait of Stephen Douglas are to be removed from the Illinois state capital building because racist. Good to know that Illinois doesn't have any problems besides a statute and painting

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (kw5n8)

145 Friend of mine was talking to one of the people in the water department of a county near Houston. He was told that 25% of the people in county were unable to pay their water bill.

Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (TwFVz)

146 Black churches are historic. As are their colleges.
Don't mess with their historic stuff.

Posted by: Case at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (Yl7xR)

147 On the prayer list idea: I received nice offers of prayers for doggeh, Rusty. Rust has a definitive diagnosis of a tick borne illness which was causing sever anemia. He's on an antibiotic and an appetite stimulant, both appear to be helpful as the the downward slide is reversing.

So, for all pet owners, this season has been bad for tick illness. I heard of dogs having a temporary paralysis from ticks this summer.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (ONvIw)

148 Today's hottie is a little trifle compared to yesterday's bombshell. She's cute, looks like someone I went to High School with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo

Damn Mark, I wanna go to your high school. Nothing like that in mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

149 @realDonaldTrump 13 m

Why are Republicans allowing the Democrats to have ridiculous Post Office hearings on Saturday & Monday, just before and during our Convention. Let them hold them NOW (during their Convention) or after our Convention is over. Always playing right into their hands! @senatemajldr

Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (cF8AT)

150 136 OT: Bloomberg is dropping another $60M to elect Dems this cycle. I guess we'll be hearing about "millyunaye-uhs and billyunaye-uhs" from Bernie any second now.
https://tinyurl.com/y5lv3btc
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I think he has the Guam vote locked up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (sWDv2)

151 Fuuuuuuck. Shoot me now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

152 Imagine Christie, wearing one of those "singlet" things, in a wrestling ring, jumping off the ropes from about 15 feet up and landing on top of a supine John Kasich.

That's how bad the beat-down was.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (8np4X)

Okay. Points for "Big Chris" then.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (ugwJg)

153 "(a) nation of 40 million in a miasma of eyeglass-fogging kimchi breath, throat-searing kimchi burps and terrible, pants-splitting kimchi farts."

- P.J. O'Rourke on South Korea

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (FtO5h)

154 Progressives, like the Communists they are, absolutely will not leave anyone alone to live their life in peace. They always have to be forcing themselves on the rest of us, usually through destroying American values.

They're like political Terminators who will not stop unless they are made to stop. Hopefully, the upcoming election will remove a lot of them from office in a continuation of the purge of Democrats that began under Bronco Bama's Rein of Error.

#PurgeProgressivism

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (HaL55)

155 Prayers up Horde,

There are probably a lot of unspoken requests out there in addition to those listed. I hope all of you experience God's peace, His mercy and His blessings on you. And may He bless and protect our nation.

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 11:35 AM (+X9Vs)

156 148 Today's hottie is a little trifle compared to yesterday's bombshell. She's cute, looks like someone I went to High School with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo

Damn Mark, I wanna go to your high school. Nothing like that in mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

Not that it did me much good, but there were some absurdly hot girls that went to my high school. My high school was absolutely massive, though, so law of large numbers kicked in.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

157 Pit....I fell into the pit...

lol

Mouserat!

*holds up lighter*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:36 AM (luzVb)

158 Fuuuuuuck. Shoot me now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM

Talk to us, Goose. Hump Day living up to its name?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:36 AM (ejd/p)

159 Chris Pratt's Rule #9:

"Nobody is perfect. People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget that. Don't take that for granted."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:36 AM (jK8Z7)

160 "(a) nation of 40 million in a miasma of eyeglass-fogging kimchi breath, throat-searing kimchi burps and terrible, pants-splitting kimchi farts."

- P.J. O'Rourke on South Korea
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM

I think ol' Peej was doing it wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:37 AM (ejd/p)

161 Wet-ish. Spicy. I've been tweaking a recipe an old college roommate's Korean mother gave me. Hers is pretty simple. I've been adding different veg and other flavoring ingredients.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:28 AM (ejd/p)

Daughter's new husband used to live with some Korean housemates, from whom he picked up an awesome recipe. Daughter gave me a jar of it for my birthday this year. Delicious.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:37 AM (8np4X)

162 OT: Bloomberg is dropping another $60M to elect Dems this cycle.

_________

I'll bet he spends at least half of that in American Samoa.

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (iToXE)

163 Whereas our side keeps saying, oh, forget about it, they're overplaying their hand again.

Posted by: Ordinary American

//
So true. Just ask the young kids in the clan what they are learning in school. The left is seeding the next generation, and they might just be lost at this point.

Posted by: PJ at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (qlTN9)

164 Before you get too excited about little Mrs. Pratt, remember that her middle name Eunice comes from her grandmother, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, and her great grandfather was Joe P. Kennedy. 4 generations isn't enough for me to forgive yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

165 I love that stuff. I tried a batch for fun with an old packet of seasoning I had lying around. After realizing how easy it was to make it even better than the commercial stuff, I started to play around with it. Made some nice pickled ginger, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (ejd/p)
+++++++++++++
You don't happen to have a marriageable daughter, do you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (hYcqw)

166 You wouldn't have thought that beautiful young woman would have come from Arnold and his maid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (pw+jk)

167
Is the head-kicking savage from Portland still in the wind?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

168 Think Pratt was married to Anna Faris, who, IMO, is average looking and a below average actress.

Rumor was she didn't like Pratt's Christian ideals.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (AFSld)

169 Chris Pratt's Rule #9:

"Nobody is perfect. People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget that. Don't take that for granted."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:36 AM (jK8Z7)
+++++++++++++
I am happy he still has work. He cannot be well-liked in Hollywood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (hYcqw)

170 That's Der Ahnuld's daughter?

Fahntahstick!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (dfRN6)

171 168 Think Pratt was married to Anna Faris, who, IMO, is average looking and a below average actress.

Rumor was she didn't like Pratt's Christian ideals.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (AFSld)

========

Rumor is Pratt boned Jennifer Lawrence while filming Passengers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (UWqZJ)

172 Kimchi is a perfect example of food that is far better than it should be, food you don't want to know how its made. Just enjoy it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

173 Imagine Christie, wearing one of those "singlet" things, in a
wrestling ring, jumping off the ropes from about 15 feet up and landing
on top of a supine John Kasich.

When I first saw the clip yesterday I said "atomic elbow from the top rope".

The only way it could have been more brutal was if Kasich had been sitting there with Christie with that stunned, stupid look on his face.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (luzVb)

174 Goodyear is more than tires they also have repair shops.

They will pay dearly for this.

Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (X8Oz/)

175 Heh. There was no way that one wasn't going to come back and bite them in the ass. Yup, the commercials just write themselves.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (XxJt1)

176 Who Dis:

Very cute. But I had probably stopped watching TV before she even started acting in grade-school plays.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (vOGqy)

177 In a parallel universe, Slow Joe wins and every fashion reporter and editor in that world commits suicude rather than say Jill even comes close to Big Mike Obama in looks and clothes style.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (AMIL/)

178 a buddy of mine ditched his bitch and married a young tall Korean hottie. She's as nice as can be and learned engrish very quickly.

He makes her keep her food in a refrigerator in the utility room though.

Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (XTiHL)

179 Goodyear has competitors. While this wasn't as
stupid as what Gillette did because they didn't decide to piss off a
large number of their customers on purpose, they will be lamenting that
there are other good tire manufacturers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)

Tires are big-ticket items. When a set of tires runs close to a
thousand dollars retail, it doesn't take very many boycotters to knock a
million dollars off Goodyear's bottom line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:32 AM (cq10r)

Goodyear can kiss my ass, there are better tires out there anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (9Om/r)

180 Trump calls for boycott of Goodyear.

Call or email them.
Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020

*
*

I just did, and was sure to tell them why I would not be buying Goodyears in the future.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (Ejm1K)

181
I'll bet he spends at least half of that in American Samoa.
Posted by: ShainS

He's going with what he knows best how to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

182 Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget that. Don't take that for granted."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:36 AM (jK8Z7)

---------

I can't believe he still works after that. Patriotism? Love of Christ? I'm surprised one of his erstwhile friends didn't just stab him in directly in the neck on the spot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 11:41 AM (xkm5f)

183 They're like political Terminators who will not stop unless they are made to stop. Hopefully, the upcoming election will remove a lot of them from office in a continuation of the purge of Democrats that began under Bronco Bama's Rein of Error.

#PurgeProgressivism
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM (HaL55)

They're not the primary problem. The media is. The media is their nuclear-powered core. Until we destroy the media, we're shoveling against the tide.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 19, 2020 11:41 AM (H8QX8)

184 Coulter tweeted (in response to someone claiming Floyd was strangled to death)

"Again: George Floyd died of a heart attack, probably brought on by the massive amount of Fentanyl in his system."

Ann is smart and informed, but I had not seen this ... is that confirmed ... heart attack? Makes sense ... he was saying he couldn't breathe and was "out of it" before they took him down. And while his struggle could cause a heart attack I guess, I doubt the knee on the neck would be the cause (?).

Since Floyd is the focal point of all the subsequent Burn/Loot/Murder ... seems we should have the autopsy facts better known.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2020 11:41 AM (Cus5s)

185 My neighbor could give today's hottie a run for her money (albeit she's a tad older) and with assets similar to AtC (IYKWIMAITTYD).
But what I really like about her is she just bought a totally cherry 66 mustang. It's a thing of beauty.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (axyOa)

186 I hope in the second term DJT goes scorched earth on the GOPe.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (7rDuB)

187 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (Kpl

She's also a professed Christian. That's how they clicked.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (nAJ3K)

188 >>>Rumor is Pratt boned Jennifer Lawrence while filming Passengers.

Really? Wow. Never heard that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (AFSld)

189 I never watched the Three Stooges but I've seen portions and enjoyed them quite a bit.

Think Pratt was married to Anna Faris, who, IMO, is average looking and a below average actress.

She always seemed cute friend girl pretty, not super hot but cute enough and funny. But she seems personally to be a pretty awful human being, which is sad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

190 Apple becomes the first company to be worth 2 trillion dollars.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (wiXsO)

191 189
She always seemed cute friend girl pretty, not super hot but cute enough and funny. But she seems personally to be a pretty awful human being, which is sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

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I loved her in Observe and Report.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (UWqZJ)

192 Goodyear can kiss my ass, there are better tires out there anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2020 11:40 AM (9Om/r)
++++++++++++
They are top-tier tires. Their "Triple Tread" thing for good traction across conditions is an engineering marvel. But there are other top-tier brands. I usually buy Yokohama tires, which I have always been happy with for summer tires (though Kumho and Michelin (if you can afford the Michelins, anyway) are also very good). For winter tires, I go Finnish (Nokian).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:42 AM (hYcqw)

193 The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (UWqZJ)

Err, why do you say that....? [shifty eyes]

Posted by: Ruth's Chris Steak Housr at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (Rbu5d)

194 87 What it is is exactly queer.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

Blackula there looks like he could waltz across a quarter section of new-fallen snow, and leave nary a footprint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:24 AM (cq10r)

What disgusts me most about that video is the very intentional symbolism of the "american" flag they have in the background at the beginning. Notice what's strange? It's a flag with all the White removed. And that is *very* intentional.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

195 Chris Pratt's outtakes from Parks and Rec are high larious.

Of course, he wasn't tanned and buffed in Parks and Rec. More pasty and pudgy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020
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He did at the very end - it was pretty funny, I think it was between seasons but they made it seem like a month - the line was something like Ben asking holy crap what did you do and he says "oh I quit drinking beer everyday" and Ben says jesus how much were you drinking?

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (/ZYFC)

196 Goodyear can kiss my ass, there are better tires out there anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Amen. And I used to sell Goodyear tires in the early 90's. I only had Wranglers on my truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (5CJXD)

197 So far 2020 hasn't been a Goodyear.

Posted by: Case at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (Yl7xR)

198 174 Goodyear is more than tires they also have repair shops.
They will pay dearly for this.

Al the more reason to ditch NOOSECAR and watch the IndyCar Series and Sunday's Indy 500, all races on Firestones.

For those dozen still watching NOOSECAR, let's ask Kyle Busch what he thinks of the 2020 Goodyear racing eagles?

Posted by: Al Unsure at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (Jib4S)

199 Tires are big-ticket items. When a set of tires runs close to a thousand dollars retail, it doesn't take very many boycotters to knock a million dollars off Goodyear's bottom line.

Well, and they are super easy to boycott. Its not easy to avoid Amazon or something like that, but Goodyear is super easy to target and avoid. Its like not watching the NBA: super easy, barely an inconvenience. And many are doing so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

200 So thanks for thoughts and prayers, even for a poochie.

Another bad thing about these damn ticks is that they wreak havoc on humans too. The paralysis can appear like guillain-Barre, starting with numbness in the feet.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (ONvIw)

201 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)

202 38 Chris Pratt's outtakes from Parks and Rec are high larious.

Of course, he wasn't tanned and buffed in Parks and Rec. More pasty and pudgy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (WvQcX)
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He (and Aubrey Plaza) were genius on PaR.

I remember my friend and I turning to each other at a movie preview with the newly buff Pratt and asking "when did MouseRat boy get so hot?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (Dc2NZ)

203 From WaPo on Donk Freak Show Part Deux:

"The second night of the DNC was more emotional than fact-laden."

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I think that means crazy assed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

204 Goodyear can kiss my ass, there are better tires out there anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2020

*
*

The last time I bought a set of tires, for the Buick Regal, I went from the overpriced Michelins that had come on the car to a set of Generals. They rode even better and cost one heck of a lot less.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)

205
Rumor is Pratt boned Jennifer Lawrence while filming Passengers.
I read that somewhere too. Hollyweird - Lots of good looking people in an immoral and unrestrained environment.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (luzVb)

206 184 >> 1st autopsy came back as heart attack with fatal concentration of Fentanyl is his system. As well as a hint of meth.

2nd autopsy by the traveling autopsy specialist that always finds for the people paying him, but that Hannity swears by, said heart attack brought on by asphyxiation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (xfb67)

207 if the Dems really control the gov't next year, I expect:
1 - crime goes up and up
2 - president in fact Kamala pushes Dem controlled Congress to pass much more gun control (and nevermind what the Supreme Court says)
3 - huge increases in social spending and antipoverty programs, since criminals are really victims of racism and poverty and oppression

if you're old enough, you'll recall that this was what the Dems were pushing from the later 1960s through the 1970s. But this time it will work

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (4a9Vv)

208 The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences.

I can neither confirm nor deny this. I have not, as of yet, been asked to work for Marvel Cinema, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

209 208 The sudden arising of several famous Chris's is a plot by Big Chris to make only Chris's acceptable to American audiences.

I can neither confirm nor deny this. I have not, as of yet, been asked to work for Marvel Cinema, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

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You could get a job at Marvel Comics if you started calling yourself Christina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:45 AM (UWqZJ)

210 Rumor is Pratt boned Jennifer Lawrence while filming Passengers.

There was probably a line...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:45 AM (axyOa)

211 203 From WaPo on Donk Freak Show Part Deux:

"The second night of the DNC was more emotional than fact-laden."

-
I think that means crazy assed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

Doesn't "more emotional than fact-laden" describe the entire Left, all of the time?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (jK8Z7)

212 Goodyear can find themselves in a real hot little boycott. Tires are very competitive nowadays. I buy the el cheapo supremos for my car and get about 45K before the wear indicators get even close. Goodyear likes pounding out tires that cost as much as a full set from some of the competition, sadly foreign made.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (C1Lsn)

213 201 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)

I agree completely. It IS hype.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (ONvIw)

214 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (vf0Uk)

215 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

She's not an actress at all, in that she doesn't take on a role, she's just Jennifer Lawrence in different hair. In this film its brown! In this film its short and blonde!

And the odd part is that she can either be really gorgeous or kinda cute girl next door, depending on the way she's made up. I mean she's never plain but sometimes she's just meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

216 She's hot, but have NO CLUE who she is.

Don't care about the dude.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (vf0Uk)

217 213 201 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)

I agree completely. It IS hype.
Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (ONvIw)

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Well, one thing's for sure. She is definitely an ugly cryer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (UWqZJ)

218 Maybe calling for a boycott of a company that employs thousands of people in swing states isnt the greatest move a campaign can make. But thats just me.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (LI2jF)

219 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
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Her and Jennifer Aniston. Just never saw it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (vg8iE)

220 Scrambled eggs with kimchi is pretty good

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (GIeIM)

221 201 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)

But she was in the Harry Potter where they fight.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (xfb67)

222 I remember my friend and I turning to each other at a movie preview with the newly buff Pratt and asking "when did MouseRat boy get so hot?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (Dc2NZ)
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My daughter was a huge fan of that show. My 2-year old grandson toddles around in a Mouse Rat t-shirt.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (/ZYFC)

223 OT, but sure to bring happiness to your heart:

https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (W2Pud)

224 Local election good news, although my county choices lost. The local "souls to the polls" candidate lost the Judge's seat. Hope that is a sign for more good things in November, although I have seen two giant Biden signs on ppl's balconies on my little Island. One has Joe in his car, "Riding w Biden", which raises my hubby's bp every time he sees it.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (DsGxB)

225 They're not the primary problem. The media is. The media is their
nuclear-powered core. Until we destroy the media, we're shoveling
against the tide.

The media (that I refer to as PROGDA) is composed of nothing but Progressives. Two sides of the same anti-American coin. And don't get me started on academia, that's another fetid cesspool of progressivism.

All of it has to be cleaned out, the sooner the better. If we don't do it now, we will definitely regret it because it will take another civil war to eliminate it from our society.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (HaL55)

226 206 184 >> 1st autopsy came back as heart attack with fatal concentration of Fentanyl is his system. As well as a hint of meth.

2nd autopsy by the traveling autopsy specialist that always finds for the people paying him, but that Hannity swears by, said heart attack brought on by asphyxiation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (xfb67)

I think there was a metabolite of fentanyl in his sytem too, indicating that his dose was even higher than the 3x fatal that he had not metabolized yet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (jK8Z7)

227 You could get a job at Marvel Comics if you started calling yourself Christina.

Well they have hired nearly every other Chris in showbiz, I figured maybe I had a shot despite not being in the business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (KZzsI)

228 IIRC, there was no second autopsy, just a review of videos and a big fat check.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (ONvIw)

229 one thing I'm greatful for is that we don't seem to have many ticks in East Texas, at least I very rarely see any. We got giant demonic cockroaches that fly across the room at night when you walk in and flip on the lights, and every other weird ass bug you can think of, but not too many ticks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

230 "DEVELOPING: Texts suggest Andrew McCabe's relationship with Lisa Page was not limited to FBI business"

tweet response from someone named Emerald Robinson --

"Sounds like Strozk McCabe were on the same Page."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2020 11:48 AM (Cus5s)

231 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
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And if you do an internet search for "fetal alcohol syndrome," her picture is usually featured and it says she has the classic physical indicators of it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 19, 2020 11:48 AM (vg8iE)

232 Christie was a good prosecutor before becoming governor. He'd have done better with PDT except for Javanka, IMO.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:48 AM (ONvIw)

233
Huh, I couldn't place Jennifer Lawrence, so I looked her up, and I have never seen a single one of her movies or TV shows. That one just passed me by completely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 11:49 AM (xkm5f)

234 223 OT, but sure to bring happiness to your heart:

https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (W2Pud)

Shouldn't in be in an aquarium and not a crib?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 11:49 AM (xfb67)

235 You wouldn't have thought that beautiful young woman would have come from Arnold and his maid.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 19, 2020 11:38 AM (pw+jk)

That's because her mother isn't the maid Ahnold boned, but Maria Shriver Kennedy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:49 AM (8np4X)

236 They're not the primary problem. The media is. The media is their nuclear-powered core. Until we destroy the media, we're shoveling against the tide.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 19, 2020 11:41 AM (H8QX

++++++++++
And the academy. The media and the colleges are an evil binary star.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:49 AM (hYcqw)

237 Jennifer Lawrence reminds me of Passengers where all I could think of is calculating how much food would be available and if the passengers waking up after 90 years would have enough for the remaining 3 or 4 months of their trip.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:49 AM (nAJ3K)

238 pixy is getting pesky

Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (XTiHL)

239 The Trump campaign better be paying attention.

The ads write themselves.

Start with vid shorts of antifa and blm destroying various cities. Quick spurts of violence and mob attacks.

This is your country under Democrat rule.

Pan to libs calling to defund the police.
Cut to NY AG calling to destroy the NRA.

They want to take away your police and your God given right to protect yourself.

Vote Dem at your own personal risk.

"I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (vf0Uk)

240 He was good and funny in those comic book space movies, I heard.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (gmo/4)

241 221 201 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)

She's no Traci Lords, that's for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

242 Am I the only one who never thought Jennifer Lawrence was particularly pretty or good actress for that matter?

Never got the hype.
======

And if you do an internet search for "fetal alcohol syndrome," her picture is usually featured and it says she has the classic physical indicators of it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Mayor Litefoot at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (axyOa)

243 JLaw was okay in Hunger Games because she rarely said anything and just shot arrows into people.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (luzVb)

244 Tire selection is limited here in the middle of nowhere. The Challenger had aways worn Goodyear tires but last time I had to buy something called Hankook tires. Three years now and the run these hills just fine.

Did I mention that the closest Goodyear tires were three hundred dollars more?

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (XxJt1)

245 Silver Lining Playbook was pretty good.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (nAJ3K)

246 220 Scrambled eggs with kimchi is pretty good
Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (GIeIM)

Rice mixed with a little kimchi is just about perfect.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:51 AM (8np4X)

247 Never let a good lie go to waste.

MSNBC Still Hyping Russia Collusion Hoax: 'We Will All Learn to Speak Russian' If Trump Wins

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)

248 tweet response from someone named Emerald Robinson --

"Sounds like Strozk McCabe were on the same Page."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2020 11:48 AM (Cus5s)

Gummy McOpenCrotch.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:51 AM (vf0Uk)

249 We need AOC at the RNC convention. Give her 15 minutes ...don't interrupt.

Give her the time to make our case...the time the DNC WOULDN'T GIVE HER.

Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 11:51 AM (uSgNb)

250 Maybe calling for a boycott of a company that employs thousands of people in swing states isnt the greatest move a campaign can make. But thats just me.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM (LI2jF)

Fuck 'em. If Goodyear has thrown their support behind BLM, and bans employees from wearing MAGA hats, they have already declared their sentiments.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (cq10r)

251 Tire selection is limited here in the middle of nowhere. The Challenger had aways worn Goodyear tires but last time I had to buy something called Hankook tires. Three years now and the run these hills just fine.

Did I mention that the closest Goodyear tires were three hundred dollars more?
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (XxJt1)
+++++++++
Hankook is a good tire in my experience, and their winter tires are *extremely* good - second only to the Nokians, and superior to the Yokohamas, on par with the Goodyears.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (hYcqw)

252 Mrs VIA just showed me a facebook post.

Lamare Jackson, Ravens Quarterback holding up a tee-shirt

Stand for the flag...

Kneel for the cross

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (3D/fK)

253 I got through about 15 seconds of that video.
I must admit, it's not the gayest thing I've ever seen but it is in the top five.

Liberace french kissing '70s Elton John is less gay than that video.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (3wrCP)

254 not so sure about the lack of ticks in East Texas but scorpions do abound

Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (XTiHL)

255 Rumor is Pratt boned Jennifer Lawrence while filming Passengers.

Wow, I'm impressed. Wouldn't think of picking up a camera if I were doing that.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (qqsAu)

256 Fuck 'em. If Goodyear has thrown their support behind BLM, and bans
employees from wearing MAGA hats, they have already declared their
sentiments.

Finding a company that didn't bend the knee to BLM is nearly impossible.

Hell, Chip and Joanna Gaines did.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:53 AM (luzVb)

257 245 Silver Lining Playbook was pretty good.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (nAJ3K)

Beat me to it. But she has a couple of super cringy scenes where her terrible acting is really evident.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:53 AM (Ez6QX)

258 Oh, Jennifer Lawrence.

She was part of the iCloud hack a few years ago. She's a dirty girl. Dirty, dirty girl.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:53 AM (vf0Uk)

259 JLaw was okay in Hunger Games because she rarely said anything and just shot arrows into people.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at

***

Sadly when she did speak she was a whiny snotty little brat.

Gawd.
Mrs D made me sit through those movies.
That's time in my life I'll never get back.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:53 AM (axyOa)

260 258 Oh, Jennifer Lawrence.

She was part of the iCloud hack a few years ago. She's a dirty girl. Dirty, dirty girl.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:53 AM (vf0Uk)

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And you looking at the photos is sexual assault of her.

This is what becoming friends with Lena Dunham does to you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (UWqZJ)

261
Hell, Chip and Joanna Gaines did.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:53 AM (luzVb)

They did?

Huh. Musta missed that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (vf0Uk)

262 >>The Trump campaign better be paying attention.

>>The ads write themselves.

>>Start with vid shorts of antifa and blm destroying various cities. Quick spurts of violence and mob attacks.

>>This is your country under Democrat rule.

I'll be shocked if one of the major themes of the RNC next week isn't exactly this.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

263 Tom Servo, we have all your ticks up here in the Cookson Hills.

As for those roaches, we once caught one in a mousetrap in Houston.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (XxJt1)

264
Rumor is Pratt boned Jennifer Lawrence while filming Passengers.

Wow, I'm impressed. Wouldn't think of picking up a camera if I were doing that.
Fucking multi-tasker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (luzVb)

265 232 Christie was a good prosecutor before becoming governor. He'd have done better with PDT except for Javanka, IMO.
Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 11:48 AM (ONvIw)

Christie made his bones as governor by telling the NJ teachers' union to get bent, several times. Despite his later disappointments, I will always appreciate him for that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (8np4X)

266 I recently put Goodrich Comp2s on my Miata, very happy with them.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (l3+k2)

267 And if you do an internet search for "fetal alcohol syndrome," her picture is usually featured and it says she has the classic physical indicators of it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Mayor Litefoot at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (axyOa)

Litefoot needs to be the #1 Search Result for "Lizard People".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

268
And you looking at the photos is sexual assault of her.

This is what becoming friends with Lena Dunham does to you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (UWqZJ)

Willing participant in the bukkake party and posting on the internet hoping it never sees the light of day hardly makes an assault.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:55 AM (vf0Uk)

269 "It's a flag with all the White removed. And that is *very* intentional."

white stars replaced with red (on black field?) ... for blood and/or fire in all 50 states, I presume. Thanks Dems ... for being so clear on your burn/loot murder intentions.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2020 11:56 AM (Cus5s)

270 "I recently put Goodrich Comp2s on my Miata, very happy with them."

Gonna needs to replace soon on Mrs VIA's 2013 Grand Touring.

Willing to have a quitter ride for less adhesion.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:56 AM (3D/fK)

271 Eh, I liked Jennifer Lawrence in her roles a lot, but she had to open her big yap.

I'm pretty good at separating an idiot actor's real life douche-ocity from his or her movie persona. I do it so that I can savor the movie itself; it can be hard. I mean, I've enjoyed Sean Penn's acting. It takes discipline, but I don't want his star turn as Spicoli taken away from me, no matter how much of a !Dick! he is IRL.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:56 AM (Dc2NZ)

272 252 Mrs VIA just showed me a facebook post.

Lamare Jackson, Ravens Quarterback holding up a tee-shirt

Stand for the flag...

Kneel for the cross

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (3D/fK)

Oooh! I smell a cancellin' coming on.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:56 AM (8np4X)

273 Heh... DT jr.: If you can loot in person, you can vote in person.

lol

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (pNYAm)

274 When is it too early for a beer?

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (GIeIM)

275 /Rant On

Why is it that restaurants go so cheap on the little stuff? You order fajitas and they bring you like 3 tiny tortillas. They cost you like a penny each you cheap bastards, bring me a stack tall as my fist. Same with pitas, anything like that. Oh you want more sire? That will be another two dollars.

Two dollars, what are you that kid from Better Off Dead? Two dollars, you can buy enough supplies to make five hundred of them for that much, stop gouging on the little stuff you jerks!

/rant off

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)

276 ALL LIVES MATTER

ANYTHING ELSE IS RACIST

Posted by: PDT at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (O+AcM)

277 I saw that the Republicans are upset that Pelosi is scheduling some kabuki theatre during the Republican convention. It would be a shame if some end of term Republican interns were to accidentally lean against the fire alarms every time a hearing starts.

Posted by: Downcast at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (+wSQg)

278 When is it too early for a beer?
Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (GIeIM)

7 years old.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (vf0Uk)

279 They did?

Huh. Musta missed that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

During 'The Great BLM Social Media Virtue Signal Campaign of 2020', they had the black square on their website then donated a bunch of money to NAACP and some other outfit.

So you could say that they didn't give to BLM directly.

Barely.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (luzVb)

280 Christie made his bones as governor by telling the NJ teachers' union to get bent, several times. Despite his later disappointments, I will always appreciate him for that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (8np4X)
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Teachur: I don't think I'm getting paid commensurate with my work.

Christie: Well then maybe you should find another job!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

281 white stars replaced with red (on black field?) ... for blood and/or fire in all 50 states, I presume. Thanks Dems ... for being so clear on your burn/loot murder intentions.

Someone posted last night that the colors of the Democrat flag are the colors of the Pan-African flag.

None of this shit is by coincidence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)

282 I remember my friend and I turning to each other at a movie preview with the newly buff Pratt and asking "when did MouseRat boy get so hot?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

He wrestled in high school and actually took 5th in state. (Lake Stevens HS, Washington State) So he just needed to hit the weight room.
Which he obviously did.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (axyOa)

283 >>Oh, Jennifer Lawrence.

She was part of the iCloud hack a few years ago. She's a dirty girl. Dirty, dirty girl.

Well, she was a Weinstein favorite for a couple years. he made sure she got lead roles and an Oscar from movies he produced and she. . . was quiet when the scandal broke, along with Gwenyth Paltrow.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

284 "When is it too early for a beer?"

When you drink one before you want one.

It's not so much a time thing as a desire thing.

0900, and want a beer.....

Good to go.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (3D/fK)

285 Hankook is a good tire in my experience, and their winter tires are *extremely* good - second only to the Nokians, and superior to the Yokohamas, on par with the Goodyears.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:52 AM (hYcqw)

Thank you for this. It"s very reassuring. I'm pretty much flying blind on car stuff.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (XxJt1)

286 Hopefully, it won't be a good year for Goodyear.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (Eicbe)

287 274 When is it too early for a beer?
Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (GIeIM)

when your C bag is full

and even then .....

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (O+AcM)

288 Gonna needs to replace soon on Mrs VIA's 2013 Grand Touring.
Willing to have a quitter ride for less adhesion.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:56 AM (3D/fK)

I have Toyo tires on my car. They're good.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (8np4X)

289 >>>Willing to have a quitter ride for less adhesion.

I find the Comp2s quieter than the reviews led me to expect. ymmv.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (l3+k2)

290 I just put a set of Firestone A /T s on my Jeep SUV Wrangler. Rides smother than the BF Goodrich A/T I had on previously. About the same off road.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (nAJ3K)

291 Willing to have a quitter ride for less adhesion.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:56 AM (3D/fK)
++++++++++++
I go with good Yokohamas on my Town Car. Quiet counts in a luxury car, and they have a good combination of quietness, grip and longevity. I've been very happy with them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (hYcqw)

292 >>Heh... DT jr.: If you can loot in person, you can vote in person.

That was actually from the Donald.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (ZLI7S)

293 Heh... DT jr.: If you can loot in person, you can vote in person.

lol
Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (pNYAm)

True story.

And they're opening up early voting sofa king early, you can likely vote in person without actually seeing another person.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (vf0Uk)

294 "She has accused the NRA leaders of financial malfeasance"

I'm an NRA member, and I also accuse LaPierre of financial malfeasance. NRA needs to clean house.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (qpX6U)

295 Chris Pratt has a farm he lives on I think

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (GIeIM)

296 Some of the best winter tires I've had on my vehicle are ironically Arizona Tires.

It's them and traditionally been Michilins I'll put on my cars.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (Eicbe)

297
I recently put Goodrich Comp2s on my Miata, very happy with them.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (l3+k2)

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Well, I suppose that's an endorsement. If you have a light, mid-engine convertible deathtrap like that, good tires are a must.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM (xkm5f)

298 Someone posted last night that the colors of the Democrat flag are the colors of the Pan-African flag.

None of this shit is by coincidence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)
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I noticed that too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 12:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

299 281 white stars replaced with red (on black field?) ... for blood and/or fire in all 50 states, I presume. Thanks Dems ... for being so clear on your burn/loot murder intentions.
Someone posted last night that the colors of the Democrat flag are the colors of the Pan-African flag.
None of this shit is by coincidence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo

Antifa colors.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 12:00 PM (8np4X)

300
Gonna needs to replace soon on Mrs VIA's 2013 Grand Touring.

Willing to have a quitter ride for less adhesion.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020

*
*

As I said above, I was impressed with the Generals. You can order them from Tire Rack and have them shipped to your mechanic to mount on your car.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 12:00 PM (Ejm1K)

301 She was part of the iCloud hack a few years ago. She's a dirty girl. Dirty, dirty girl.

Being that her entire career and hype is based on her willingness to let Harvey Weinstein crawl over her, she's filthy both inside and out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

302 Christie made his bones as governor by telling the NJ teachers' union to get bent, several times. Despite his later disappointments, I will always appreciate him for that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:54 AM (8np4X)

Yes, and IMO prosecuting Kushner was a good thing. Jared's "poor daddy" shit hurt Christie, badly

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 12:00 PM (ONvIw)

303 Spicy pork ramen is awesome! It has enough carbs to give me 2 meals, but still, awesome!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:00 PM (W+kMI)

304 Goodyear can find themselves in a real hot little boycott. Tires are very competitive nowadays. I buy the el cheapo supremos for my car and get about 45K before the wear indicators get even close. Goodyear likes pounding out tires that cost as much as a full set from some of the competition, sadly foreign made.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 11:46 AM (C1Lsn)

I haven't bought domestic tires since I don't know when. Foreign tires have almost always been on my whips - I remember getting Vredstein's on my VW back in the 70's. I've been getting Hankook and Sumitomo for the past 20 years or so. My new car has Goodrich on it, first times I've had BF products since the old '71 Firebird.

Since my car has different sized tires front/rear (yeah, I know) only a handful of makers do tire sets for it - Goodyear being one.

It makes it a lot easier to make my short list even shorter.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 12:01 PM (8B6Ng)

305 Teachur: I don't think I'm getting paid commensurate with my work.
Christie: Well then maybe you should find another job!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

See? That's what I'm talking about!

BOOM! Christie with the atomic elbow drop.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 12:01 PM (8np4X)

306 Time for heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil from my garden.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

307 No idea Who Dis` is but she's smokin' hot. She reminds me of the chick on that TikTok video from the other day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (Egln3)

308 I just put a set of Firestone A /T s on my Jeep SUV Wrangler. Rides smother than the BF Goodrich A/T I had on previously. About the same off road.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (nAJ3K)

Now that I am essentially "retired", getting through the mud on a lease road to the drilling rig is less of a priority. Quiet ride on the highway is, along with durability. As long as the tires are all-season rated, so I don't have to change them out for Winter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (cq10r)

309 I'm an NRA member, and I also accuse LaPierre of financial malfeasance. NRA needs to clean house.

I agree. As an organization it doesn't particularly bother me when the NRA is attacked, because they're corrupted and ruined. Their stated goals and efforts I support, but they are a mess and it probably would be better if they were torn down and rebuilt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

310 I haven't bought domestic tires since I don't know when. ...
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 12:01 PM (8B6Ng)
++++++++++++
Are you sure about that? Yokohama (Japanese), Kumho (Korean) and I think Michelin (French) all manufacture here for the NA market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (hYcqw)

311 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (UUBmN)

312 ..Tire selection is limited here in the middle of nowhere. The Challenger had aways worn Goodyear tires but last time I had to buy something called Hankook tires. Three years now and the run these hills just fine.

Did I mention that the closest Goodyear tires were three hundred dollars more?

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:50 AM (XxJt1)

We run the ten-ply Hankook tires on the the trio of Ford Transit 350, 14 passenger vans in the fleet.

Had to finally change them out at about 98,000 miles for two of the vans, and "Unit 1" (which pulls a 12' enclosed cargo trailer), at 75,000 miles.

Replaced them with exactly the same brand and series. Why mess with success?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (QzJWU)

313 >>Someone posted last night that the colors of the Democrat flag are the colors of the Pan-African flag.

None of this shit is by coincidence.
- - -

Oh, nice.

Last year they completely forgot flags on the first night, then overcompensated subsequent nights.

This year, it's a F#$% America art project. Maybe we'll see one burn in the background of one of these taped speeches before the end of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

314 JLaw was okay in Hunger Games because she rarely said anything and just shot arrows into people.

___

A vote for Joe Biden is a vote to bring the Hunger Games to your state. C'mon man, I'm not kidding!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (qlFIA)

315 Heh... DT jr.: If you can loot in person, you can vote in person.

Hell, the Post Office tells you not to send money in the mail...its too dangerous.
So ballots?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (axyOa)

316 Thanks for the tire recommendations.

I could have been clearer

2013 Mazda MX-5, PRHT Grand Touring.

I'm 63.

The thing sticks to the road far beyond anything I will ever push it to.

And I really enjoy a quieter ride, even with the low profile 17 inches.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (3D/fK)

317 158 Fuuuuuuck. Shoot me now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:34 AM

Talk to us, Goose. Hump Day living up to its name?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:36 AM (ejd/p)

Got blindsided into an online training thing that was of ZERO use whatsoever to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

318 Time for heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil from my garden.

I'll be right over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

319 I have a set of Kelly Tires on my F250. They're good tires and the truck is smoother than it's ever been.

That being said, I believe Kelly was sucked up by GoodYear, so never mind.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (vf0Uk)

320 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this
before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
***
Honestly? Something neutral. Your home town, a sunset, something like that.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (qlFIA)

321 People need their mail!

...

At drop-off post boxes...

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (Eicbe)

322
Got blindsided into an online training thing that was of ZERO use whatsoever to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

Welcome to corporate!

Happens all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (vf0Uk)

323 Just saying tire X is good or bad doesnt really mean much. Every tire company has 100 product lines. Some are good some are bad. I have Goodyear summer tires and Michelin winter tires. Bought the specific model not so much the brand. Michelin Ice tires are the best winter tires out there. Goodyear makes really good summer performance tires but shit winters. GY is cheaper than Pirelli but almost as good performance. But hey fuck em from now on Pirelli it is.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (LI2jF)

324 Just finished watching Plandemic 2 - InDoctorNation

https://bit.ly/2Q4to8V

It is much broader than the first one. It's very global and historical. I'd say the star is Bill Gates, but the information protection rackets of Google and the CDC also figure prominently.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (CTJwJ)

325 Got blindsided into an online training thing that was of ZERO use whatsoever to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

Was it "mandatory"? That is usually a sure sign of worthlessness.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (ONvIw)

326 Time for heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil from my garden.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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YUM!!! One of my all time favorites. My tomatoes are done for now, way too hot. Basil is gone too. Maybe it'll cool down next month to plant some fall tomatoes.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (UUBmN)

327
What type of background should I use???

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ISIS flag, bruh. Shows your fanatical dedication.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (xkm5f)

328 Thank you for this. It"s very reassuring. I'm pretty much flying blind on car stuff.
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:58 AM (XxJt1)

all tires you buy work it is just a question on how long they last and how they ride.

goodyear gets by on the long tradition they have of being American tires.
Which they just crapped all over.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (WyVLE)

329 /Rant On

Why is it that restaurants go so cheap on the little stuff? You order fajitas and they bring you like 3 tiny tortillas. They cost you like a penny each you cheap bastards, bring me a stack tall as my fist. Same with pitas, anything like that. Oh you want more sire? That will be another two dollars.

Two dollars, what are you that kid from Better Off Dead? Two dollars, you can buy enough supplies to make five hundred of them for that much, stop gouging on the little stuff you jerks!

/rant off
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020

*
*

I stopped going to IHOP years ago when they wanted to charge me for salsa on my eggs. I balked, saying, "What, are you going to charge for salt and pepper next?" They caved.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (Ejm1K)

330 Willing to have a quitter ride for less adhesion.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020

well,

I have 10 ply Cooper studded Discovers on my plow truck

when I'm plowing, can't hear a thing

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (O+AcM)

331 The only tires I reject out of hand and don't consider are Chinese. They might be fine, I guess, but I don't trust Chinese manufacturing and quality for such an important item. It's the same reason I wouldn't buy a Chinese car. Too much stuff in any car comes from there anyway, but ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)

332 Time for heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil from my garden.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

So...not too early for wine then either?
Excellent.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (axyOa)

333 Pretty sure the only starlets not having sex with producers in Hollywood are the ones related to producers.

Well, ok, maybe both in a lot of cases.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (qlFIA)

334 By the way, Asshoe, if you are concerned about Goodyear tire employees, go buy a set today. I will watch.

It is nice you are concerned about new things today

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (WyVLE)

335 >>I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

Jolly Roger, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

336 A vote for Joe Biden is a vote to bring the Hunger Games to your state. C'mon man, I'm not kidding!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (qlFIA)

With an all-powerful Capital

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (ONvIw)

337 Chris Pratt has a farm he lives on I think

Where he'll have lots of room to run and play with all the other Chrises. He'll be very happy.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (qc+VF)

338 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (UUBmN)

A stripper pole is always in good taste.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (cq10r)

339 I understand the banning of political attire at the work place but as I
understand it Goodyear is allowing BLM and LGBT attire. It's got to be
an all or nothing policy.

Done.

Posted by: Deputy Karen - Mask Sheriff at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (luzVb)

340 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (UUBmN)
+++++++++++++
Neutral. Your background shouldn't be funny or eye-catching. *You* should be. I just have my white wall behind me, with the top of the small futon in my office.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (hYcqw)

341 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this
before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
***
Honestly? Something neutral. Your home town, a sunset, something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (qlFIA)

Pick a generic room in your house. Office wall with a painting or just a grey painted wall.

Don't give them any ammo to shoot you with.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (vf0Uk)

342 But this time it will work
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM

The right people will be in charge.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (DMUuz)

343 Libs now blathering on FB about how wonderful Jill Biden, er, Dr. Biden is so you should vote for her decrepit, corrupt, senile husband. Did you know she loves kids and the military? Even did some modeling when younger. And, get this: she's a doctor!.

Sounds good. Dems should be encouraged write her name in on the ballot.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (MxEKc)

344 Matt Christiansen, defend yourself from 12 or be carried by 6.

https://youtu.be/Cz-Id1Iqxaw

I am so angry right now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (LxTcq)

345 I run Michelins on my car and I'm happy enough with them. They might be a little on the hard side.
If I buy winter tires this year they will be Michelin Ice-X.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (lgiXo)

346 Was talking with my eldest about Stills and he said, "worst example of 60's inbred boomer. Not grateful for what he was allowed to achieve by this country and worse, doesn't want anyone else to have the same chance."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (nFRLh)

347 I got some Chinese knock-off tires during the lockdown from a place near my house. Didn't feel like shopping around. Brand called Westlake.

They were like $80 each. This is for my diesel station wagon, so I don't need much. Been fine so far.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (1ISKN)

348 This post is basically in sync with what I said about the lawsuit when the news came out. Bad timing, bad optics, and the NRA's defense writes itself. Plus, at this point I am willing to be that the NRA has better lawyers than New York, and will be able to tie the case up in court procedures long enough for Donaldus Maximus to get re-elected, at which point it'l be dropped as irrelevant.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (W+kMI)

349 Are you sure about that? Yokohama (Japanese), Kumho (Korean) and I think Michelin (French) all manufacture here for the NA market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (hYcqw)

Michelin has had plants in the US since '74....they bought Goodrich in the early '90s....ask me how I know.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (X/Pw5)

350 Since my car has different sized tires front/rear (yeah, I know) only a handful of makers do tire sets for it - Goodyear being one.

Posted by: clutch cargo

That's gotta mess with you on tire rotations.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (5CJXD)

351 Jolly Roger, of course.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Might work if I were blonde but I have dark hair so I would just look like a disembodied face...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (UUBmN)

352 I've been watching some of the videos from Manaachi. Here's her kimchi recipe. She does some variations in other videos:

https://youtu.be/eTucCw1w6Ak

I have one of those little earthenware pots, coming from Korea that should be here today. Will be interesting to see if it made it all the way without breaking.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (JKNZq)

353 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:02 PM (UUBmN)
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Trump!

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (Eicbe)

354
Hopefully, it won't be a good year for Goodyear.
Posted by: Axeman

How about their blimp?

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (aKsyK)

355 Might work if I were blonde but I have dark hair so I would just look like a disembodied face...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (UUBmN)
+++++++++++++
Do you have time to dye your hair before the interview?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (hYcqw)

356
"I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this

before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???"

Stay out of the gun and whiskey storage room.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (MxEKc)

357 "I have 10 ply Cooper studded Discovers on my plow truck

when I'm plowing, can't hear a thing"

See.....the kind of advice that one can only get with the Horde.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (3D/fK)

358 Zoom meeting, make sure you have a lot of light.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (LxTcq)

359
When is it too early for a beer?

When you're on the liver transplant list

Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 12:08 PM (w9Wax)

360 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

***

Pron Hub is right out.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 12:09 PM (5CJXD)

361 322
Got blindsided into an online training thing that was of ZERO use whatsoever to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

Welcome to corporate!

Happens all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (vf0Uk)

Oh sure. It's very common. Still retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

362 Just put new Continentals on my 330 BMW, replacing Firestones. A heck of a lot quieter and smoother.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:09 PM (axyOa)

363
My dad made kimchi once. Something went terribly wrong. My buddy opened it up around the time it was supposed to be "ready," and whatever was inside was like something from another planet. An indescribably awful planet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 12:09 PM (xkm5f)

364 >>Just finished watching Plandemic 2 - InDoctorNation

>>https://bit.ly/2Q4to8V

>>It is much broader than the first one. It's very global and historical. I'd say the star is Bill Gates, but the information protection rackets of Google and the CDC also figure prominently.

Does the Clinton Global Initiative of USAID get mentioned? Cause they should be.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)

365 346 Was talking with my eldest about Stills and he said, "worst example of 60's inbred boomer. Not grateful for what he was allowed to achieve by this country and worse, doesn't want anyone else to have the same chance."
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 12:07 PM (nFRLh)

I met Stills 50 years ago in the basement of Texas Reds in Red River NM

even then, he was fucked up to the nines

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (O+AcM)

366 Zoom meeting, don't have a window behind you. Sunlight is 25x as strong as indoor lighting and it will be blown out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (LxTcq)

367 Was buying another pair of tennis shoes the other day and trying different brands. I couldn't read the label on the tongues of the shoes and asked the young clerk if she could look and tell me where they were made. After about the 4th pair she said if you don't mind can I ask you why you want to know where they were made? I told her I wasn't buying any thing from China. She said okay that makes sense.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (nAJ3K)

368 Was talking with my eldest about Stills and he said, "worst example of 60's inbred boomer.

And the scumbag who wrote the hippie ethic song "If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with"

I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

Pirate ship

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

369 Lin-duh, sort of in the same vein I just did an online court trial. I have a big picture one pine cone on a black background. I sat in front of it. The theory was it was something mildly interesting to show a bit of personality but not enough to distract.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (XxJt1)

370 HGTV is as "woke" as they come.
They put pressure on their shows to conform to their "woke" policy. It's so obvious the brass is stirring that pot.

Posted by: Case at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (Yl7xR)

371
I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

"Something Happening Here"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

372 341 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this
before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
***
Honestly? Something neutral. Your home town, a sunset, something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (qlFIA)

Pick a generic room in your house. Office wall with a painting or just a grey painted wall.

Don't give them any ammo to shoot you with.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:06 PM (vf0Uk)

This. And make sure your lighting is adequate, and is even. You don't want your face half in shadow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

373 all tires you buy work it is just a question on how long they last and how they ride.

goodyear gets by on the long tradition they have of being American tires.
Which they just crapped all over.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 12:04 PM (WyVLE)

Watch NASCAR. Where I know the governing body 'dictates' how they want the tires to perform, they're usually SHIT and have issues EVERY RACE.

GoodYear only went on my vehicles when my wife's grandfather was still getting discounts from them as a retiree. Especially after they started the ad campaign of "what we learn here, goes into every tire we make."

Really? You want to put SHIT on my car? I don't. The birds do that enough.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (vf0Uk)

374 Just switched the order for my truck tires from Goodyear to Cooper.

F Goodyear.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (VpIIl)

375 P.S. I lost the case. Never mind.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (XxJt1)

376 Just put new Continentals on my 330 BMW, replacing Firestones. A heck of a lot quieter and smoother.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020

*
*

They came on my '15 BMW 328 -- run flats. I thought they'd be hard-riding, but they were great. They were 17" and not low-profile, so maybe that had something to do with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (Ejm1K)

377 So enlighten me: how much did it cost in $$$ to get Stephen Stills to sell out his very classic song so some flaming ghey black dude can use it for a video which undercuts itself by showing Antifa/BLM attacking people? I've seen the videos, I know who is the aggressor in most of that.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (W+kMI)

378 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!

Place everything from the competitors out of view.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (axyOa)

379 Pron Hub is right out.

Well, there are those videos I heard about where the guy does the dishes without being asked, or gives you a foot rub after you get home from work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (KZzsI)

380 I know there's a Michelin plant near Greenville, SC so supporting US-made, I have always used Michelins.

Yep they're pricey and I have heard that the softer rubber that makes for such a nice ride also reduces tire life-span.

YMMV

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (luzVb)

381 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???

Pirate ship
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

I wouldn't recommend a Star Wars theme. Unless they match your jammies.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (lgiXo)

382 Has anybody seen Operation Omar, it starts off with an intro talking about how Commies wanted to make Omar communist and the SAS prevented it and fought Commies

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (wz2dl)

383 RNC really needs to have Cardi B and AOC at the podium.

' No, no time limit. Say what's on your minds. '

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (3D/fK)

384 Two dollars, what are you that kid from Better Off
Dead? Two dollars, you can buy enough supplies to make five hundred of
them for that much, stop gouging on the little stuff you jerks!

/rant off

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
I've gotten familiar with how things work in that industry, and it's amazing how close to the bone restaurant operation can be - same goes for supermarkets. I did work for a celebrity chef's packaging, he'd just opened a yuge restaurant in SF. The place was packed every night, and he closed it in just under a year because they never got in the black. Just wow.

The difference between giving customers 1tbsp of butter compared to 3/4 adds up quickly and when you multiply that by a hundred with everything that can wind up on a plate it's staggering. That's why people make a living bean counting for restaurants to keep them in the black. I'd hate to be a restauranteur and scraping food into the garbage. I'm ok asking for more tortillas.

Just imagine when they put out 12 tortillas, and the customer eats 2 then asks for more because the ones you put out got cold. Certainly a business that's fun to imagine doing, but I'd never touch it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 12:12 PM (8B6Ng)

385 Nooooooooooooooooood! Something about a tire company.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 12:12 PM (3wrCP)

386 So...not too early for wine then either?
Excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (axyOa)
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Early?! It's already mid-August!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 12:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

387 I'm all-in on the Goodyear boycott. Now: which tire company DOES NOT have the same anti-free-speech diversity guidelines? Does not _every_ corporation in America do the same thing now?

The leftist horsesh!t will NOT stop until employees sack up, and refuse to be force-indoctrinated with woke dogma.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 12:12 PM (qpX6U)

388 Katherine is much prettier than her mom. Married Pratt because she got tired of spending 5 minutes signing her name.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 12:13 PM (o2MD2)

389 Teachur: I don't think I'm getting paid commensurate with my work.
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If teachers were so damned important, their job skills would offer a salary not extorted from people at the point of a gun.

My accountant won't send the boys in blue round to kick me out of my house unless I pay him; whether I hired him or not.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 19, 2020 12:13 PM (aO8Gd)

390 how much did it cost in $$$ to get Stephen Stills to sell out his very classic song so some flaming ghey black dude can use it

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Oh, between that stupid song and CSNY, I imagine Stills has a Scrooge McDuck sized pile of gold. I bet he worked for free.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 12:13 PM (xkm5f)

391 383 RNC really needs to have Cardi B and AOC at the podium.

' No, no time limit. Say what's on your minds. '
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (3D/fK)

Taxpayer-funded, environmentally responsible WAP.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

392 [o]335 >>I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
Jolly Roger, of course.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Exactly! The AoSHQ banner or logo would be great.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 12:14 PM (8np4X)

393 P.S. I lost the case. Never mind.
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (XxJt1)

Shit......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 12:14 PM (vf0Uk)

394 Bought a set of Firestone A/T's earlier this summer, which replaced the same Firestones. They are wonderful tires and best of all? NOT Goodyear!

Posted by: Boots at August 19, 2020 12:14 PM (oGBso)

395 320 I have a zoom job Interview at 12:30. I've never done one like this
before. Kind of weird. What type of background should I use???
***
Honestly? Something neutral. Your home town, a sunset, something like that.
====
Use images of your #1 ship waifus from Azure Lane. It works for me!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:14 PM (W+kMI)

396 I've gotten familiar with how things work in that industry, and it's amazing how close to the bone restaurant operation can be

Sure, its tough to keep your profit margin up, but you do so through pricing everything enough to make money on all your portions, not by gouging people on the little stuff. They deliberately underserve you on stuff like tortillas because they can make a mint on giving you enough for the job.

Anyone who is a chef worth a crap knows how much you need to complete a meal, and every one of them does this crap with something like fajitas because its a way of making up money on low-margin foods. Its the same reason they charge $3.50 for a cola that costs them 5 cents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

397 251 Hankook is a good tire in my experience, and their winter tires are
*extremely* good - second only to the Nokians, and superior to the
Yokohamas, on par with the Goodyears.

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Ex-Mainer here completely on board with the Nokian and Hankook shoutouts -- very good all-season tires to begin with, excellent winter rubber.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 19, 2020 12:15 PM (DFZnL)

398 Does the Clinton Global Initiative of USAID get mentioned? Cause they should be.

The Clinton Foundation gets only a brief mention.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 12:15 PM (vOGqy)

399 So...not too early for wine then either?
Excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:05 PM (axyOa)
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Early?! It's already mid-August!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Silly me. I was looking at the clock, not the calendar.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

400 I have had very good luck with Hancook tires. I run them on multiple vehicles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 12:17 PM (o2MD2)

401 Teachur: I don't think I'm getting paid commensurate with my work.

If you were, we'd be violating the minimum-wage laws.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 12:17 PM (vOGqy)

402 Bill Clinton lecturing Trump on his conduct in the Oval Office is too much. Zero self awareness.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2020 12:18 PM (IB1Pj)

403 390 how much did it cost in $$$ to get Stephen Stills to sell out his very classic song so some flaming ghey black dude can use it

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Oh, between that stupid song and CSNY, I imagine Stills has a Scrooge McDuck sized pile of gold. I bet he worked for free.

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You think so? It's funny how mercenary some of these enlightened rockers get when it comes to material they actually own. It's not like John Fogerty back in the day realizing that Pepsi or Cheetos would get the rights to his CCR songs before he would get them.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:19 PM (W+kMI)

404 Re the Christiansen video Mrs. HOD and I discussed this very thing yesterday. We both agreed, we aren't going to jail, there is no justice system anymore.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 12:19 PM (nFRLh)

405 Thanks for the opinion FPY. Now go chock yerself to death on a mule cock.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 12:22 PM (o2MD2)

406 402 Bill Clinton lecturing Trump on his conduct in the Oval Office is too much. Zero self awareness.
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That's why the Trump campaign posted all those Epstein's Island pics of Bill on the same day. He made that speech while people looked at images of him with the blonde submissive chicks who were NOT Hillary and that painting of him in the blue dress.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:23 PM (W+kMI)

407 73 Chris Pratt is an interesting talent.

Very humble and well aware that he's hit the jackpot in life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM

He reminds me a lot of Ashton Kutcher in that regard. Also, I believe he is very strong in his faith, so a pro-life stance would be consistent.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 19, 2020 12:23 PM (qe5CM)

408 Oh, between that stupid song and CSNY, I imagine Stills has a Scrooge McDuck sized pile of gold. I bet he worked for free.

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Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:19 PM (W+kMI)

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I don't know how well Steve Stills or any of those has-beens has managed his money, he has been out touring with Judy Collins the last few years.

Tours are the new hotness with musical acts, the butts in seats pay money to be there, and you can sell them t-shirts and other stuff for cold hard cash.

Posted by: Boots at August 19, 2020 12:24 PM (oGBso)

409 Pratt took his first paycheck from his hit tv show straight to Bass Pro and burned it on everything he ever wanted but could never afford. Heard that from his own mouth.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 12:25 PM (o2MD2)

410 Nood Goodyear

Posted by: Boots at August 19, 2020 12:27 PM (oGBso)

411 408 Oh, between that stupid song and CSNY, I imagine Stills has a Scrooge McDuck sized pile of gold. I bet he worked for free.

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Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:19 PM (W+kMI)

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I don't know how well Steve Stills or any of those has-beens has managed his money, he has been out touring with Judy Collins the last few years.

Tours are the new hotness with musical acts, the butts in seats pay money to be there, and you can sell them t-shirts and other stuff for cold hard cash.
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See? He's not such a pure hippie that he won't take that sweet nostalgia tour payday. Charge old boomers and Xers who ought to know better $100+ a ticket to relive the days before they sold out, moved to the 'burbs, bought two Subarus, and sent both their kids to watermelon private universities. Also refills the personal coffers from the ravages of the 20th century.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2020 12:27 PM (W+kMI)

412 If teachers got paid based on results, many would go hungry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)

413 295 Chris Pratt has a farm he lives on I think
Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2020 11:59 AM

I seem to remember that also generated a two-minute hate against him because he was honest about the fact that he actually raises and slaughters farm animals for food.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 19, 2020 12:30 PM (qe5CM)

414 21

Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger? If it's her, they are married.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM

Wow, that was fast.

Traded in 43-yo Anna Faris in 2018 for 30-yo Katherine Schwarzenegger in 2019.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 19, 2020 12:32 PM (Do5/p)

415 Okay, slow reader behind on comments and willowed, but gotta hang a webwork on this hook:

Tom Servo: Litefoot needs to be the #1 Search Result for "Lizard People".

Lizard Queen of Chicago
The aliens have taken a once-great American city and installed their Lord Heavyhand to rule it.
3+ months ago poster webwork, linked in nic

Posted by: mindful webworker
speaks with forked tongue
at August 19, 2020 12:32 PM (9Vruh)

416 My dad made kimchi once. Something went terribly wrong. My buddy opened it up around the time it was supposed to be "ready," and whatever was inside was like something from another planet. An indescribably awful planet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 12:09 PM (xkm5f)

It's extremely easy to get the wrong type of critters infecting your kimchi or pickles or whatever.

Then it's rot and/or botulism time.

Our eldest has, for whatever reason gotten into salt curing pickled vegetables and fruits.

Even gone so so far as to pickle blueberries, which they claim are fabuloso.

But, they're always super careful to sterilize the jars and keep everything as clean as possible, then extremely careful about measuring the salt, etc.

Uses the results as a relish for meat and fish or a topper for rice.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2020 12:37 PM (dWwl8)

417 @416 If you can't tell whether what you're eating is "good" or filled with toxic bacteria, might I suggest a change in the menu?

As a related matter I have since resolved not to each French cheeses that smell like ass, just because someone has described it as having "hints of walnut" etc.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2020 12:42 PM (koNhm)

418 When is too early for a beer? I moved furniture summers and holidays to pay my way through college. The only time I ever saw a moving man turn down a free beer was when we drove up to a senior sergeant's quarters on the beach at Fort Monroe at 8:30am. The sergeant came out with a beer in his hand and said "Good mornin' guys, want a beer?" and the driver said on behalf of all of us "Uh, maybe a little later". It was a hot day, with no trees between the truck and the house, so we were all drinking the guy's beer by 10:00. Does that answer the question?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 19, 2020 01:05 PM (d5Xz/)

419 ...Commies wanted to make Omar communist...

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 19, 2020 12:11 PM (wz2dl)

I thought Omar was already a commie... and her real name is al Nur or something like that...

Posted by: Average Guy at August 19, 2020 01:11 PM (b2diN)

420 Pam from the Office would be a nice Who Dat....... Bet there's a bunch of juggy pics of her out there......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 19, 2020 02:07 PM (jjaLl)

421 Stop, Hey whats that Sound

Everybody's Pants are Fallin' Down.......

Posted by: TXMarko at August 19, 2020 03:40 PM (whvVm)

422 "Why are the Democrats going out of their way to give reasons to not vote for them?"

Because they think they can rally enough votes from their base to win. It's all about enraging or encouraging their voters enough to overwhelm the regular voters.
Duh.

Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (WNcIG)

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