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Great Ad
Not only does she look good walking, but I think the walking is a subliminal reinforcement of the #WalkAway message.
Democrats don’t want you to see this.
— Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) August 17, 2020
They’re scared that I’m exposing what life is like in Democrat run cities.
That’s why I’m running for Congress
Because All Black Lives Matter
Baltimore Matters
And black people don’t have to vote Democrat
Help us win https://t.co/CSOjc9aQlS pic.twitter.com/XnEDTaDDIG
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 07:04 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:05 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at August 17, 2020 07:07 PM (iVYJf)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 17, 2020 07:07 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: Miklos2020 at August 17, 2020 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm cynical. Almost all those #WalkAway Democrats will turn around and walk right back to the sheep fold.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 07:08 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: 11B40 at August 17, 2020 07:08 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:08 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: browndog at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: radar at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (vFfVS)
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (v16oJ)
I hope she wins.
Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 07:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2020 07:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 17, 2020 07:10 PM (LLy8U)
Does this woman have any chance of winning?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 07:10 PM (WkPC9)
that were destroyed in rioting are really closed because there is no
longer a need for their services. They have closed voluntarily, not
because of rioting.
Perfect time for the patented AOSHQ joke:
Businesses are closed because there's no longer a need for their services, and because they've been reduced to a pile of ash, but mostly the pile of ash.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:10 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: EC at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (cdr7G)
Posted by: Stitches at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (NwUEG)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (LLy8U)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (0rF7x)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 07:12 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:12 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 17, 2020 07:12 PM (ch6++)
Awesome. For the first time in my life, I'm starting to think that the message might get through.
TBC, I don't think she'll win, but it's a start. It's no longer unusual to hear black candidates asking if voting in lockstep for the Dems has been good for them. I'm still opposed to the "give me free stuff" mentality, but as I said, it's a start.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (GIeIM)
What the GOP needs to do is take her and the guy running against Omar and just pile money and resources into those races. Pick a few races and just flood the zone. Send big name conservatives to their districts and speak on their behalf and shake hands constantly. Massive spend on social media. Try something different instead of just giving up on these contests.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: weew at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (+m+uH)
Director must be a fan of Ozu. (A famous Japanese movie director - he had a lot of shots of legs walking like that.)
Possibly John Travolta.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVEqy6K18Yo
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (v16oJ)
Well no, positive is red.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Joe Jackson at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (0rF7x)
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (FHUeD)
>>>#heelsup
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 17, 2020 07:11 PM (LLy8U)<<<
That's how I got into office
Hahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Kommiela Harris at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Al Pacino at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Dopey Gropey Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 07:15 PM (z79tQ)
There is a woman running in Florida
Because there's a naked Florida Man chasing her on a riding lawn mower
Posted by: weew at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 07:13 PM (XTyi0)
Mmmhmmm.
Also, it's an effective ad. Straightforward message.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: DNC Retort at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (l3+k2)
Takes me back to steamy summer DC days/nights, and treasured sights and encounters of a sort.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (SpZxj)
The video was great and I hope people contribute to her campaign in a big way.
The commercial reminded me of Run Lola Run and the really good Johnnie Walker commercial here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ6aiVg2qVk
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (VQsGS)
Because there's a naked Florida Man chasing her on a riding lawn mower
Posted by: weew
genus
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (XTyi0)
GOP - Kimberley Klacik
Says it all
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 07:14 PM (xPl2J)
I think crazy Maxine might have a credible challenger, finally.
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
What the GOP needs to do is take her and the guy running against Omar and just pile money and resources into those races.
__________
Yes! And consultants! Lots and lots of consultants charging lots and lots of money. And strategists! Like Karl Rove! That's sure to put her over the top.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (mht8P)
You're under the impression that the GOP actually WANTS to win... I mean other than the rank and file. I mean sure in theory that sounds right, but I see too little effort from them to make me believe that the GOP actually wants to win. They just don't want their rice bowls upset.
Any of them.
Posted by: barney rubble at August 17, 2020 07:17 PM (D2wY0)
any at all?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
Nah.
Total GOP primary vote about 20k.
Total Dem vote about 110k.
Great ad though.
Posted by: Half a Helicopter Ride at August 17, 2020 07:17 PM (X8Oz/)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (OTzUX)
I used to troll for hookers too.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 17, 2020 07:17 PM (CLteG)
Because there's a naked Florida Man chasing her on a riding lawn mower
Posted by: weew
Why is she running? He doesn't even have an Alligator?
Posted by: Joe Jackson at August 17, 2020 07:17 PM (0rF7x)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 07:18 PM (FHUeD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:18 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 07:18 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 17, 2020 07:19 PM (Oka5v)
Not the Hill to Die On.
Posted by: Your worthless GOP at August 17, 2020 07:19 PM (luzVb)
Wyatt, if you're here, I saw a short clip (incredibly stupid, of course) from a Phila TV newschick about gunzz. Leaving aside whatever nonsense she was burbling - oh my. Ample tracts of sincerity, incredibly well endowed with compassion for her community. Etc.
Katro? Something like that.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: GOPe at August 17, 2020 07:20 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Frank Drebbin at August 17, 2020 07:20 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 07:20 PM (Cus5s)
I think a lot of blacks are waking up. But it may be too late, unfortunately.
She is smart, beautiful, eloquent and classy.
Of course, all Conservative women are these things every day.
Unlike Ashley Judd, we are not nasty.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 17, 2020 07:20 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 17, 2020 07:21 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:21 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 07:21 PM (FHUeD)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 07:21 PM (40ipg)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 07:21 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Johnny Biface at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (v7uSj)
Posted by: You Can't Make This Up at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (FKHWN)
https://tinyurl.com/y343s8zg
Was a gangster, walked away. Even if he isn't a legit candidate, his message is earnest and moving.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (Y4gmD)
Why does everything have to be about big beautiful boobies and a brickhouse body? And those lips?
She is a person! A very sexy person with nice boobies!
And those legs! Humma humma!
BUT SHE IS A PERSON SO STOP OBJECTIFYING HER!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: iandeal at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (f1aAg)
And I'm not talking about the "hate speech" censorship via Twitter/Facebook/YouTube that might well intercede for reasons.
Is her district tuned in to messaging that doesn't originate from a Democrat precinct chair? Because, and God bless her, we've seen too many viable choices get swamped by a demographic that simply will not change in any meaningful way.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2020 07:22 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: JEM at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (8erNz)
Well, she is certainly a head-turner. And I am glad to hear more of
these messages, repetition is the key, just like a little erosion is all
that is needed to start breaking a damn. "Slowly at first, then all at
once."
Bingo. And it doesn't hurt that she gets attention just standing there.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (v16oJ)
Unlike Ashley Judd, we are not nasty.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 17, 2020 07:20 PM
This is, of course, a Known Thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (rBtIz)
Summer weather brought out the light clothing, and scenery was spectacular. And the encounters were legit.
I actually looked up one of them online a while ago, she's on the twatters, and wow did something go wrong there. She was pretty hawt at the time, but seems to have not missed a meal in 25 years. Still, fantastic personality, smart, very funny.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (zr5Kq)
good luck lady
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Because there's a naked Florida Man chasing her on a riding lawn mower
Not me! Honest!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (HaL55)
There is a woman running in Florida
Because there's a naked Florida Man chasing her on a riding lawn mower
Posted by: weew at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (+m+uH)
Not me. Swear to God.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)
Will Portland authorities act?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (mht8P)
She needs to do billboards all over her district which say:
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a woman who would not take it anymore. A woman who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a woman who stood up. Vote for me and do the same....stand up!"
She would get my vote.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (Z+IKu)
Morgoth's Balrog Johnson is right about this poor woman!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'm assuming you're meaning as a political spokesperson, because as you know Maxine is from CA. Kimberly KLacik is running against the guy with the unspellable name-Mifume or something.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (aKsyK)
Just saw a Biden ad targeting black Americans and painting Trump as a racist.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (wiXsO)
It's a good advertisement. What is her platform ? Her position on...well anything other than what was in the ad.
Posted by: runner
Democrats suck! QED.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (OTzUX)
Will Portland authorities act?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM
Short answer? No.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 07:25 PM (rBtIz)
Even when they start out super-hot, like Ashley, Dem women do not, in general, age well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:25 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Alan potkin at August 17, 2020 07:25 PM (8QIfI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 17, 2020 07:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Because big beautiful boobies and a brickhouse body but mostly big beautiful boobies and a brickhouse body.
BTW, I majored in Rhetoricals. This was first year material.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (v16oJ)
But what if she is like Romney or mailman's son ?
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
I hope Balmer can be saved ... and philly too
hey did you guys hear that Lisa Page had "romantic" texts with Andy McCabe also?
she was like the Lefty version of the "team girl" I guess
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (j9HX3)
And I think the challenger to Omar is an Iraqi immigrant woman.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (OTzUX)
If they did, they all would be making ads like this.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (vMGcs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mick Jagger at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (DLzZd)
black pro-Trump lady running in Montgomery County PA
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Josephistan at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (LDdPs)
I just kicked in $25 to her WinRed account. Follow the links on her
posting, above. Also, she's evidently a married woman, you smart-ass
shmucks. Ditch the sexist snark, it's a bad look and a humiliation she
doesn't need or want. More the hero than the whore, by orders of
magnitude.
Is it just me, or does anyone else here feel judged? STOP JUDGING ME!
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (unn44)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)
>>>Nah.
Total GOP primary vote about 20k.
Total Dem vote about 110k.
Great ad though.
Posted by: Half a Helicopter Ride at August 17, 2020 07:17 PM (X8Oz/)
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Those neighborhoods are ripe for door to door GOTV. If the national would pony up some money
she could place high enough for the Pubbies to win the next one.
Oh, but that's planning ahead to win.
That's three things they don't do.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:25 PM
Decades of anger, envy, and general peevishness will do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)
"People are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron"
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
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They're stupid and should be beaten with tire irons?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (luzVb)
Will Portland authorities act?
The Magic 8 Ball says No.
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (XhWtx)
--
They've done better under the Trump Administration than they have for at least an entire generation. He is unsuccessful at his "racism."
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (FHUeD)
Posted by: Flat Assed Suburban Wine Mom at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (lRrON)
Oh, give it a rest, Mrs. Grundy.
There is nothing "sexist" about heterosexual men appreciating a beautiful woman.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (unn44)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (vMCab)
shmucks. Ditch the sexist snark,
sorry Mom
say you're sorry guys
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 17, 2020 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)
six fucking PM dropping stuff on me that's been known about for weeks,
if not months, just not by me. Really? What is wrong with people?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
Too seldom beaten with a tire iron, that's what.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (Rb+kw)
As strange as it seems, she could win in Philadelphia. The way the city charter is structured, there are at large seats, which often go to Republicans
Posted by: Josephistan at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (LDdPs)
_________
I think the way it works is the Republicans are guaranteed two seats. Unfortunately they always put up the useless Thatcher Longstreth types.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (xPl2J)
"People are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron"
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (OTzUX)
Oh yeah. Must've gotten confused in the aggravation of the moment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tony Weiner at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (r+ov6)
As soon as she takes off the red dress and fuck me pumps.
But, probably not even then.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 07:30 PM (QS6EG)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:30 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 17, 2020 07:30 PM (87EdW)
(ok, she makes the witch in "The Wizard or Oz" look good, but looks aren't everything. Hillary and Moochelle have brains coming out... never mind)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 07:30 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2020 07:29 PM (xPl2J)
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His office motto: You don't have to be Kweisi to work here, but it helps.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 17, 2020 07:30 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)
Nobody else is going to do it, and they'll take silence as a confession!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (HaL55)
six fucking PM dropping stuff on me that's been known about for weeks,
if not months, just not by me. Really?
Because they know that you will deliver. Welcome to corporate Hell, where a functioning work ethic can lengthen your days but shorten your life.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (luzVb)
Very, very sorry.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
I tried to watch Hamilton but hell if I have any idea what it's about. It is all sung in Rap. Really! I had no idea what the hell was happening or who the people on the stage were supposed to be.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
The Black Guy was Hamilton......
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 07:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Law and order, which is implicit in the ad, is a good start.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:31 PM (luzVb)
You ain't kiddin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:30 PM (4vNgL)
On the bright side, NOW you know who we really are!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
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A geoduck looks better and more intelligent than Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (4a9Vv)
If you don't want to do the dishes again, don't do them right the first time.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (OTzUX)
Will Portland authorities act?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (9TdxA)
Nope.
Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (WVSR6)
The district includes some of city of Baltimore, some of Baltimore county, and some of Howard County.
In the city, Mfume got 94% of the vote. Overall he got 62%.
Klacik is a great candidate for Republicans but is in a district she can never win. But good on her for trying.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (ZfRYq)
Because they know that you will deliver. Welcome to corporate Hell, where a functioning work ethic can lengthen your days but shorten your life.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
__________
A pie-eating contest where first prize is more pie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (mht8P)
When you've lost Michael Moore...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (Rb+kw)
Decades of anger, envy, and general peevishness will do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)
carousing, drinking, smoking, and fresh pizza
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (SpZxj)
C'mon, bro. Set the marker higher than that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
That bar's so fucking low it's embedded just outside the Earth's molten core.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
That's my Vice President for ya!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 07:12 PM (CLteG)
I thought during the primaries Joe had brought Kamala to her knees, but I guess the VP slot was another shot.
Posted by: jim at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 17, 2020 07:34 PM (bE2ic)
"People are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron"
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (OTzUX)
142 Really? What is wrong with people?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
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They're stupid and should be beaten with tire irons?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM
Hordemind.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2020 07:34 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
well, so do you.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (VQsGS)
.........
Or Joe Biden without his teleprompter introducing his running mate.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (ZkIoe)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (sWM8x)
She can definitely talk the talk while walking the walk. I wish her luck. My good friend started and runs Charm City Meadworks - and I have to say that I do not like visiting him because I find the city a very uncomfortable place to be in.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (87EdW)
trying so hard to be earnest
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (J8nVw)
Maxine Waters or Helen Thomas: choose one.
No, suicide isn't an option.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 17, 2020 07:36 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:36 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 07:36 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
I'm JT. And I approve of you !
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 07:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (y5oH4)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
should be good enough for anyone living there
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (J8nVw)
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My dog does that. He acts like I just yelled at him or something.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (VQsGS)
That's the downside of a $5 per diem. Can't go to nice places.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (40ipg)
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (w7KSn)
Agreed. I would like to unzip her ideas, stroke and fondle them a bit.
Roll them around on the tongue for a while.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
So he didn't have to pay the actors ?
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (arJlL)
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My dog does that. He acts like I just yelled at him or something.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sWM8x)
g doggeh thinks a sneeze means play time!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (J8nVw)
speaking of which - one of you guys posted a great informative article about theories regarding influenza spread, that I think tracks really well to how SARS II has behaved. It was a paper on biomedcentral dot com or something
anyway thanks! (I'll link to it in my sig)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (VWp7G)
Oh SHIT! Omar comin'!
*whistles A-hunting I Will Go*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
well, so do you.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (VQsGS)
That made me laugh.
Maxine would not welcome her to congress with open arms.
How does she compare to cowboy hat Congress critter?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
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My dog does that. He acts like I just yelled at him or something.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (sWM8x)
Give it a little touch to let it know you're getting ready to explode.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (SpZxj)
https://tinyurl.com/y5b868hp
Posted by: WHAM at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (2Q2wi)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 17, 2020 07:36 PM (1Dmt5)
Malaria season is starting soon so they all are drinking Gin and Tonics.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (15yMb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
thank GOD for the South! we're the walking dead up here seems like, except for the Amish!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 07:40 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
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Looks like a space alien. In a cowboy hat.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 17, 2020 07:40 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2020 07:40 PM (dNzKv)
Assuming she's telling the truth, they seem pretty good.
https://kimkforcongress.com/campaign-issues-6/
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2020 07:40 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Josephistan at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (LDdPs)
Portland Police Chief still asking for details from the Twitterverse. Fucking A the guy was identified already. Give the public some hope you scooped the motherfucker up.
It is infuriating to watch that video. As more of this becomes public, the less I am inclined to believe any of us come out of this unscathed.
To quote the Admiral in Hunt for Red October, "This business will get out of hand. It will get out of hand we will be lucky to get out of it alive."
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (1+Jvs)
I just don't get that surrender early and often stuff.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: John Kasich at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (eTZoJ)
Kweisi Mfume sounds like the guy who wanted me to help him get money out of Nigeria
Idi Amin's chief of staff
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (aUm7V)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (40ipg)
Well sure, it's a loud noise out of nowhere. My husband's sneezes make me jump, let alone a creature with highly developed ears.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (beXqm)
To quote the Admiral in Hunt for Red October, "This business will get out of hand. It will get out of hand we will be lucky to get out of it alive."
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (1+Jvs)
Ahem. "This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kramer at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (dHrq/)
Posted by: joe joe at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (EqtM7)
Posted by: JROD at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (J8nVw)
*whistles A-hunting I Will Go*
The Wire is quite literally the most realistic police show ever aired.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (VWp7G)
Maxine would not welcome her to congress with open arms.
How does she compare to cowboy hat Congress critter?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
I only know her from this commercial but she has to be way above cowboy hat. I used to know the names of all these guys, but that was back in the day. Time wasted really.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:43 PM (VQsGS)
Well sure, it's a loud noise out of nowhere. My husband's sneezes make me jump, let alone a creature with highly developed ears.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (beXqm)
My beagle doesn't move at all. Its the mutt that does.
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 07:43 PM (vMCab)
Kweisi Mfume sounds like the guy who wanted me to help him get money out of Nigeria.
Posted by: Mark1971
Kweisi Mfume was born Frizzell Gerald Gray on October 24, 1948. In the early 1970s, to reflect his African heritage, he changed his name to Kweisi Mfume, comprising words of Akan and Swahili origin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 07:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
How could you lose Michael Moore. I mean, he's just......yuge.
I mean, a minor planet even.
He's not like the little fob on your key chain that fell off.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2020 07:43 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2020 07:43 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Took you a while. We've been telling you that for almost 12 years.
Posted by: CNN at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Thank you for the correction!
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (1+Jvs)
Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (RuIsu)
Idi Amin's chief of staff
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (aUm7V)
Misspelled 'chef'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (15yMb)
I can't bear to watch it
just saw a clip of the guy on the ground and that was sickening
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (J8nVw)
What does the "boomer" bit have to do with anything?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM (Rb+kw)
Possibly. But maybe not. What's the alternative? Never run a Republican? Never even bother to try? Never offer another view in "lost" districts?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (OX9vb)
So sick of boomer conservatives foaming at the mouth over grifter conservative POC tbh.
Posted by: joe joe
Would you say you're.....concerned?
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (40ipg)
Posted by: CNN at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
I'm getting a pedicure right now. They have CNN on. Did you know Trump is evil? Because they REALLY want you to know that Trump is evil.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (EmoAW)
Who still uses the word "boomer?"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (VWp7G)
Never run a Republican? Never even bother to try? Never offer another
view in "lost" districts?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (OX9vb)
__________
"It worked for us!" -- The Now Defunct California Republican Party
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 07:41 PM (eTZoJ)
The huge problem with this strategy is that opposing campaigns can bankroll "consultants" to crowd out actual consultants.
Posted by: fktheleft at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (lvXKd)
> Maxine Waters or Helen Thomas: choose one.
No, suicide isn't an option.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 07:35 PM (unn44)
How about gouging out my eyes, cutting off my dick, and poking out my ears before I decide?
Posted by: jim at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (VWp7G)
Tide pod eaters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
The troll just watched The Hunt for Red October.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (VWp7G)
Agreed. I would like to unzip her ideas, stroke and fondle them a bit.
Roll them around on the tongue for a while.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 07:38 PM (luzVb)
LOL. Truly. Im laughing out loud.
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
He can always buy you a cookbook later.
*Wisdom from my mother. *
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (WkPC9)
Every election there is some campaign like that, raking in a ton of money from rubes in email lists from national review and the like.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 17, 2020 07:33 PM
cough (John James) cough
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (aUm7V)
Posted by: joe joe
Would you say you're.....concerned?
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (v16oJ)
Do you need to speak to a manager ?
Posted by: You Can't Make This Up at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (FKHWN)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
Kamala. The first NPC to run for VP.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (15yMb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (VQsGS)
Next week the campaign is going to re-launch Kamala with a new personality module installed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (dNzKv)
_________
"I called her Girlfriend 2.0 and wrote an essay about that was a big hit on the interwebs back in the heady 90's." -- Willie Brown's Willie
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (1+Jvs)
Happy to be of service. I'm a total geek when it comes to movie quotes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2020 07:45 PM (EmoAW)
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It's your dollar, tell them to turn that shit off.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:48 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:48 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 07:24 PM (aKsyK)
200 years
Of course you know Snopes claims this is UNPROVEN.
Someone tell Robert Caro...
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 07:48 PM (BgMrQ)
No arrest as of this writing.
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 17, 2020 07:48 PM (w7KSn)
I would lose the heels though. Next vid, dress and combat boots. Gets the message across
Posted by: Fen at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: fktheleft at August 17, 2020 07:46 PM (lvXKd)
Any consultant that takes a bankroll payout for this purpose spends a night in the box!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (eTZoJ)
We can share a margarita with one of those weird straws that California hates.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (40ipg)
https://tinyurl.com/y2sazn3s
Posted by: weew at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (kvDZa)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (jUVms)
Of course you know Snopes claims this is UNPROVEN.
Someone tell Robert Caro...
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 07:48 PM (BgMrQ)
It's also unproven that he laid it out on the table.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (SpZxj)
No love for my spot-on Wire reference?
Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (L9P9s)
_________
Late the the thread of I would have given you a *fistbump*.
"Omar Comin'!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (aKsyK)
People have to take some personal responsibility.
Posted by: ploome at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (9bzf/)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 07:32 PM (vMCab)
This. Hell to the yeah. There are several D congressional districts that are uncontested and winnable. They will flush the money down the toilet on Mitch's bitches Collins and McSally, who are the walking dead, rather than put it where it matters. GOPe is gonna GOPe.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (VWp7G)
Ever.
It's bad for business.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (WvQcX)
Kweisi,
I'm Kweisi for feelin' so lonely...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WisRich at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (qKfc+)
Will Portland authorities act
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Probably give him a medal.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Regular joe
Would have been a better as if she finished with, "Indeed."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 07:47 PM (cZjDV)
Cowboys in Florida are known as 'crackers'.
Close enough anyway.
Fredrica Wilson, Florida Cracker. You can tell by the hat.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2020 07:51 PM (15yMb)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2020 07:52 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 07:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 17, 2020 07:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (kvDZa)
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Love that idea.
Full disclosure: Many years ago I thought Mitt Romney was the future of our party. I also use to love Paul Ryan, I've defended both idiot Bushes, and I voted for McCain. Abbott was someone I use to think could be a Presidential candidate.
What I'm trying to say is, I have shit taste in politicians. Run the other way.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:52 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:52 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (3H9h1)
MD-7 was my old district.
Posted by: KungPow at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (65VEA)
It's also unproven that he laid it out on the table.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:50 PM (SpZxj)
I thought he"pulled" that maneuver in the Cloak room?
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (BgMrQ)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: 💅 at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (u4K30)
Day-umm -- she has what they call "a classy chassis."
She's got the body and she knows how to move it.
She's got the message and she knows how to say it.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (HEEq1)
"We are back. Twitter destroyed our headquarters with a drone strike, but we are being assured it was an honest mistake."
LOL
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (4vNgL)
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I'd rather see a lovely woman with a great wig, than that crazy thing that runs Chicago. Or that psycho in Texas who wears the hats.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (jUVms)
(I hope she watches her back, she is the kind of person who speaks up and gets put down.)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (xIIrB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (cMxuh)
Mike Pompeo, that's who.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 07:48 PM (SpZxj)
*glares*
Hailing frequencies closed. To you, I mean.
Posted by: Lt Uhura at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (dOV9E)
If this lady doesn't win, I'm hoping the guy will at least try to do something.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (beXqm)
Shit, Wyatt says The Wire is realistic, so now I have to watch it. I've been resisting--not sure why.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (sWM8x)
The Wire is awesome, some of the best TV in TV history. But depressing.
Best part is, it was created by a bunch of out and proud leftists who created the greatest indictment of Democrat Party governance in pop culture history.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I used to visit a military installation North of Baltimore semi-regularly (Edgewood Arsenal/Aberdeen Proving Grounds). And on occasion drove through Baltimore.
I used to live in suburban Cleveland, and there are some bad neighborhoods in Cleveland, but there are a lot of nice and interesting places in Cleveland. The lakefront is really nice. I have seen a lot of Cleveland, and it is not the disaster that is frequently portrayed.
I have visited Downtown Detroit a lot in the last few years, doing stuff with Shibumi. Parts of Detroit look bombed out, parts of the city are rebuilding, they are turning a corner.
Baltimore is smaller than either, and it's just a total shithole. It stunned me driving through it a few years ago. All of it, except maybe the Inner Harbor (where Camden Yards ballpark, and other stuff is). That's just a few square blocks anyways. And even the Inner Harbor ain't that nice.
Just a total shithole. About the worst city I have ever driven through. Although, I have never driven through East St. Louis, which is also supposed to be pretty bad.
And Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (4vNgL)
hmm
Posted by: Dolly Parton at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (VQsGS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (VWp7G)
Mike Pompeo, that's who.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)
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Superior idea.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:56 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 17, 2020 07:56 PM (cZjDV)
Mike Pompeo, that's who.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)
Grinnell too...
If Durham can come through with the indictments!
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 07:56 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 07:56 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 17, 2020 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 07:49 PM (sWM8x)
I'd recommend it. If you want to immerse yourself into inner city life. It is scary realistic, extremely well written and directed.
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 07:57 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 07:57 PM (4k/Uz)
Think about that potential.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Well, they'll do until the real thing comes along.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (dOV9E)
I wasn't a fan of the last - fifth - season, but the rest - especially season one and two - are amazing. Most cop shows are awful; The Wire - like Homicide: Life on the Street - is top notch.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Okay, point taken. But she's easy on the eyes. Unlike most lefty female politicians. And I don't think she'd mind us saying it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (jUVms)
I am not going to argue with that. The Inner Harbor used to be nice many decades ago. I remember going to baseball games at Memorial Stadium, and that area was shady. You had to pay some random guy $10 to park and he would make sure your car was not jacked.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VQsGS)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (JKNZq)
Black women spend a fortune on wigs.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:53 PM (4vNgL)
hmm
Posted by: Dolly Parton at August 17, 2020 07:55 PM (VQsGS)
LACE WIGS!
CAT FILTERS!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (EGyGV)
"We are back. Twitter destroyed our headquarters with a drone strike, but we are being assured it was an honest mistake."
LOL
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 17, 2020 07:54 PM (j3jZX)
Says President Barack Obama was responsible for "the assassination of at least four American citizens" in drone strikes.
half true
as he was only half black
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (OTzUX)
For college senior week, we went to Baltimore: the Inner Harbor. It was 1991, and my two friends and I walked from the harbor to Memorial Stadium. Didn't realize it was through a war zone.
Cabbie who took us back said, "How are you guys still alive?"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:00 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
Five was nauseating, but it portrayed corruption well.
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
You sir, are a man of perspicacity and taste
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (lgiXo)
Chris Rock's documentary Good Hair is a very interesting watch.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 08:00 PM (dOV9E)
Okay, what's a better descriptor for the older conservatives who routinely elevate obvious grifters simply based on the fact that they're POC? How's Blexit working out? Trump's definitely going to get more than 8% of the black vote, right?
Posted by: joe joe at August 17, 2020 08:00 PM (EqtM7)
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VQsGS)
Interesting that parking for 10 bux at a house near a NASCAR race meant that there would be bodies on the ground if you came by to rob.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 08:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 08:01 PM (RuIsu)
Four was my favorite, and some of the best of Four spills into Five.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2020 08:01 PM (9TdxA)
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When you earn the awe of a BMore cabbie, you know you've done something remarkable.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (JKNZq)
Ah, pulling the WT Sherman:
If nominated I will not run! If elected, I will not serve!
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Kalifornia Politician at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (d6DSt)
We would go into roll call after an episode, and say things like, "Holy shit, that exact scenario happened last week!" It's incredibly accurate if you want to know what the job is truly like.
And to be perfectly honest, Barney Miller was also very accurate. Take out the comedy, but all the typical people you see in my division were the same people you saw in that show.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
Wife and I watched and loved Homicide: Life on the Street. Sadly, I shot the TV during a Chris Wallace interview, and have never watched TV again.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (eTZoJ)
just saw a clip of the guy on the ground and that was sickening
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 07:44 PM (J8nVw)
The guy that was kicked will have suffered permanent damage. If he isn't dead, he will be brain damaged.
This is where we are in America.
You all should watch the video of a Seattle Cop telling some BLM shithead that they (BLM) won and he was quitting. Then hear the BLM crackbaby start sperging about hating all cops and that they will never see eye to eye.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (1+Jvs)
They did so accidently too. Heh! Get it on DVD.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (cMxuh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Gimli at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Cabbie who took us back said, "How are you guys still alive?"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:00 PM (VWp7G)
My comparable idiocy was walking through New York City, from visiting my high-school friend's sister at her dorm, to the Village, to try to get in to see Dire Straits US debut (not a chance). Along the way, we passed through the Bowery. I know that, not because of geography, but because it was so obviously the Bowery. Never felt threatened for a second, because we saw not a single person who was sober enough to manage any sort of attack.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2020 07:27 PM (ExV1e)
Somebody should have told Slo Joe before he picked Kneepads Harris
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (4k/Uz)
Grennell has said that he doesn't like DC. That kind of rules out national office.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2020 07:59 PM (JKNZq)
_________
Until Trump divides the Executive Branch into tiny pieces dispersed throughout flyover country only -- and relocates Congress and SCOTUS to Greenland -- in the first year of his next term.
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (WqPYg)
In hindsight it was a stupid, stupid decision, but we thought the three-mile walk would be a breeze. Good news if the O's won, so we had that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (40ipg)
Yeah, that sounds like NYC.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (VWp7G)
I'm pumped. I am so praying for no BLM shit to spoil my season.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (RUfHr)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (4k/Uz)
was in bmore on a Navy project and cabbie in that mohammedan white git up garb and slicing onions and garlic.
he was cutting up shit in his car when we got in. Gal I was with had to take out her contacts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (tLkNp)
The Wire is quite literally the most realistic police show ever aired.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:42 PM (VWp7G)
What about "The Murder Police" from a few years back?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 08:06 PM (m3RIE)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 17, 2020 08:08 PM (87EdW)
A little Frank Drebin objectification is funny, done with some respect. That is the old true blue Americana ... as American as apple pie and baseball (till baseball went commie and bent the knee, eff them). Sexy married woman, walking away ... this is a national MESSAGE. Send it.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2020 08:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2020 08:03 PM (WqPYg)
We essentially "own" the Thule Defense Area". Some of the Dignity Canal crew could be set to work restoring Camp Tudo for the Congress.
Just have to stand for the Danish Anthem at the movie theater.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (m3RIE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
Hey, that's my gig!
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at August 17, 2020 08:10 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
Wife and I watched and loved Homicide: Life on the Street. Sadly, I
shot the TV during a Chris Wallace interview, and have never watched TV
again.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (eTZoJ)
Law and Order SVU will be around forever. I hope the day its is in Chinese never happens.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:18 PM (VQsGS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
Wife and I watched and loved Homicide: Life on the Street. Sadly, I
shot the TV during a Chris Wallace interview, and have never watched TV
again.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 17, 2020 08:02 PM (eTZoJ)
back in the say, everyone watched CHIPS. I didn't like Hawaii 5-0 but I was a kid. My parents and I did meet Jack Lord in an elevator once. I think I was 3 or 4.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 08:20 PM (VQsGS)
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (qpX6U)
Oh SHIT! Omar comin'!
*whistles A-hunting I Will Go*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:39 PM (NWiLs)
Dammit you just inspired a YouTube rabbit-hole of Omar scenes.
Posted by: weew at August 17, 2020 08:42 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Chick Maldonado at August 17, 2020 08:43 PM (+VHbd)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 17, 2020 08:54 PM (WryvP)
Posted by: hobo colorado toilet at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (ND961)
Loser republicans - take this ad, exactly this ad, and copy it in every fucking democrat stronghold. Switch in whoever is the republican running. And say exactly that. exactly what she said, walk the streets the same way.
You'll win in a landslide.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 17, 2020 09:26 PM (BLOTa)
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 09:29 PM (D/SYi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
oreo sex .. pornhub has a channel for that
Posted by: hobo colorado toilet at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (ND961)
Posted by: hobo colorado toilet at August 17, 2020 09:30 PM (ND961)
Of course they do
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 09:35 PM (D/SYi)
Posted by: Adam at August 17, 2020 09:46 PM (ejB9w)
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at August 17, 2020 09:49 PM (aR6C/)
And P.S. I think Omar loves her too.
The Wire pretty accurately describes life there.
Posted by: PJ at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: dacama at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (mwDnq)
Posted by: Jeff Carter at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (c73GF)
Way to throw the question right in the lap of the voters. Well done, and godspeed, Ms. Klacik.
Posted by: red speck at August 17, 2020 10:44 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 17, 2020 08:34 PM (qpX6U)
Ms. Klacik lives there.
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He is the best herbal doctor I have ever came across during my search for a cure,
Good luck to all the sick people out there, I love you all
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