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Overnight Open Thread (08/19/2020)

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The "Cyclops;" it breaks on a beach in Western Australia]

Fix your eyes on the greatness of Athens as you have it before you day by day, fall in love with her, and when you feel her great, remember that this greatness was won by men with courage, with knowledge of their duty, and with a sense of honor in action
-- Thucydides

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.
-- Carl Gustav Jung

We shall defend every village, every town, and every city. The vast mass of London itself, fought street by street, could easily devour an entire hostile army; and we would rather see London laid in ruins and ashes than that it should be tamely and abjectly enslaved.
-- Sir Winston Spencer Churchill


Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus; and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
-- William Shakespeare

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Well, this is just neat, in spite of the irritating music.


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It's easy to romanticize Victorian England, because we have been fed a steady diet of rose-colored views through recent movies and the admittedly superb "Downton Abby" [Oops. Northernlurker correctly points out that, a) I am a retard, and 2) it was set in Edwardian Georgian England]. But even for the upper classes it was a miserable life in comparison to working class lives today. In no particular order, and it is a woefully incomplete list, we have air conditioning, antibiotics and many other life-saving medicines, instant communication, air travel, indoor plumbing, incredible automobiles (they may be ugly, but they work!), mechanical refrigeration (imagine having to manage ice deliveries!), elevators, windows that keep the cold and heat out, perfectly clean water (well, except for Flint), busty lesbian pron....

And maybe the best part of all...soap, washing machines, dryers, and showers with copious quantities of hot water (unless the brats are staying over). Imagine a world without them, and then Hygiene in Victorian England will always be on your mind when you watch some frilly Brit production or read about 40 room manors with 25 servants!

["Weird History" Hat Tip: Jay Guevara]

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One is an easy one to guess, the other two are more difficult. The names are in the image info if you are at a loss.

But what intrigued me was that all three men are in uniform, and that simply won't happen today. It is a reflection of the changing landscape of war, and the radical shift in our society away from military service as a common waypoint in our lives.

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JBenny.jpg

SMcQueen.jpg

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Fine...I'll admit it: John Mayer can play guitar. But BB King is just...better.


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If anyone needs a refresher course on the term "lee shore," take a look at this video starting at 4:00. But the whole video is a forceful reminder that the sea wants to kill us. Always.

I've been sailing since I was about six years old, and I have a fair amount of experience with heavy weather. So one second into that segment and I knew something bad was going to happen. In fact the first bad thing that happened to them was the second they cast off. There isn't a chance in hell that I would have gone sailing into weather like that, and if for some stupid reason I was caught out in it, I sure wouldn't have gone anywhere near a lee shore. There is something to be said for getting the hell away from land. The advantage of sea room is that it allows options. This guy didn't have enough speed to come about, and he didn't have enough room to sail downwind to gather that speed. And the sailors around here will confirm that. It's nothing brilliant. In fact, it's basic seamanship!

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[Hat Tip: Nevergiveup]
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1 UTC for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2020 10:00 PM (eTZoJ)

2 It's the ONT!

Avert your eyes!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Did I at least make top 10?

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:01 PM (3ztRE)

4 ¡Primero!

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2020 10:01 PM (sgZzZ)

5 Sean Connery, ?? , Steve McQueen?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 10:01 PM (Rvt88)

6 Not first!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

7 OMG, the final bit of Pelosi's speech with the creepy smile and the dentures slipping was horror movie-worthy!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (bDqIh)

8 That wave puts the womp in body womping.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (AiZBA)

9 The second one I looked up, and thought of course. Picture him pulling out a wallet and moths fly out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

10
No Gabby Giffords trombone performance here?

The thread downstairs has a Gabby Giffords trombone performance.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (pNxlR)

11 I think Downton Abby was set in Edwardian England. Your point still holds.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (lgiXo)

12 "Broadside" was one of the few good things about The Navy Times.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

13 6
Not first!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} some days are like that, didn't your mama tell you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2020 10:05 PM (eTZoJ)

14 Did Hillary stand in a pentagram while speaking?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:05 PM (lgiXo)

15 Picture him pulling out a wallet and moths fly out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

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Perfect clue AHE!! Now I can't unsee Jack.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 10:06 PM (Rvt88)

16 I think Downton Abby was set in Edwardian England. Your point still holds.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (lgiXo)

Well...shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:06 PM (xT2tT)

17 Awesome 12ga video!

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:06 PM (3ztRE)

18 Send all unwanted Browning Hi Powers to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot

Do #AllP-35LivesMatter, or just Belgian-built ones?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (DMUuz)

19 Didnt victorian london have more poop problems than present day frisco?

Posted by: getting the edwardian banned back together without goodyear at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (J0Yyq)

20 Hi folks. Nice to be here again!

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (3ztRE)

21 that wave picture is beautiful

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (luzVb)

22
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (6SCA2)

23 Sent to the cornfield again.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (/669Q)

24 Did Hillary stand in a pentagram while speaking?

Psted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:05 PM (lgiXo)

A crossroads at midnight would have been perfect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (eTZoJ)

25 Well...shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:06 PM (xT2tT)


This works for Victorian England.

https://youtu.be/aoqlYGuZGVM

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

26
WUT?

I HAVE POWERS!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (pNxlR)

27 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

28 P35 FTW!!

Posted by: getting the banned back together , saint browning at August 19, 2020 10:09 PM (J0Yyq)

29 The First Annual Joe Biden Alzheimer's Telethon is still rolling.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:09 PM (luzVb)

30
Is this ONT working?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:09 PM (mht8P)

31 I love the sea. It wants to kill me.


So, like my ex wife.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:10 PM (WvQcX)

32
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2020 10:10 PM (6SCA2)

33 Nitpick - that's not exactly SHOOTING a 12 ga shell. Firing, yes.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (AMIL/)

34
I was at my dentist today. They are not doing tooth polishing during the Age of COVID.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (pNxlR)

35 I might have asked this before, but will there be a COMoMe?

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (3ztRE)

36 I mocked the Californian government for lockdown hysteria while allowing medieval diseases to return to our streets and a liberal tried to argue with me by saying "we know how to cure bubonic plague, corona virus doesn't have a a vaccine yet."

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (j7HVM)

37 Didnt victorian london have more poop problems than present day frisco?
Posted by: getting the edwardian banned back together without goodyear at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (J0Yyq)


To be fair, I think a lot of that was sanitary vegan horse poop! Fortunately the Thanes was very handy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (eTZoJ)

38 Nice ONT CBD!
Thanks.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (d9Irc)

39 34
I was at my dentist today. They are not doing tooth polishing during the Age of COVID.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM (pNxlR)


Why not? Isn't the whole process 'dangerous'? Why single out polish?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:12 PM (WvQcX)

40 Is this ONT working?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:09 PM (mht8P)


What, the moose outside didn't tell you?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:12 PM (eTZoJ)

41 just Belgian-built ones?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (DMUuz)

Belgian. I am not a savage!

[My grandfather carried a Belgian P-35 in Palestine as a cop...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:13 PM (xT2tT)

42 7 OMG, the final bit of Pelosi's speech with the creepy smile and the dentures slipping was horror movie-worthy!
Posted by: Lizzy


Geez, you watched? Did you get yourself through it with a nice bottle of vodka?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

43 Necropants!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

44 Ship video - gah!
- - - -

Hillary taped hers at night. Interesting.
Maybe she was attempting to make it look like it was a live broadcast, but it's easy to imagine that she stayed up all night drinking and re-working it because the team is telling her "smaile more. . . not, not that much. . . here, let's move the camera back. . OK, maybe another self-deprecating joke. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 10:13 PM (bDqIh)

45
I might have asked this before, but will there be a COMoMe?

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM


looks like it's still on hold

the 'rona done got it

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2020 10:14 PM (6SCA2)

46 I might have asked this before, but will there be a COMoMe?

It got postponed. No new date yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

47
Hillary taped hers at night. Interesting.

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She has to return to her coffin at daybreak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:14 PM (mht8P)

48 For all their reputation for being sexually repressed Victorians believed the key to having happy, healthy and attractive babies was the parents have a good and happy sex life.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:15 PM (lgiXo)

49
Hillary taped hers at night. Interesting.


No live Joe. At all.


Somewhere in the darkness, Our Next Democrat President is grinning happily while making poopies in his Depends.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:15 PM (luzVb)

50 Tonight at the dem convention is supposed to include Pelosi and Hillary? Depends and Poise HAVE to be running commercials. Also, Fixadent.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

51 nice to see NGU get his own cartoon

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (J8nVw)

52 I salute and will pour one out for all of you brave or foolhardy, souls, who have watched the DNC.
My stomach is not strong enough for that bilge.
If I still had a TV I'd have shot it.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (d9Irc)

53
Why not? Isn't the whole process 'dangerous'? Why single out polish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:12 PM (WvQcX)


Polishing throws off minute water droplets from your mouth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (pNxlR)

54 Truth in advertising sucks if you're a dentist

Posted by: iandeal at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (SENHs)

55 So, when the sea waves at you, sail away. In a manner of speaking. Got it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (HhXSr)

56 Hey , look .



An Indian princess.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (luzVb)

57 Nothing will humble you more than a hurricane at sea. Once is more than enough.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (0OmEj)

58 In before 75! (but in my defense, I was rereading the deplorable Gourmet cookbook)

Posted by: Dr Alice at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (zjvTi)

59 53
Why not? Isn't the whole process 'dangerous'? Why single out polish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:12 PM (WvQcX)

Polishing throws off minute water droplets from your mouth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (pNxlR)


So does picking turkey burger from your molars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (WvQcX)

60 Oh wow, you know those "cat sees cucumber" videos? My cat was sleeping next to me and just woke up a little bit, saw the TV remote, and absolutely flipped her shit. She jumped about two feet in the air and three feet over directly into the wall.

I can't breathe. Please send help.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

61 14 Did Hillary stand in a pentagram while speaking?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years


They need to save that for Whitmer. I'm not kidding. Look at a photo of her, then think pointy black hat, mole, green skin, and holding a broom.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

62 A "pre-recorded" Indian princess.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (luzVb)

63 Why not? Isn't the whole process 'dangerous'? Why single out polish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:12 PM (WvQcX)

Polishing throws off minute water droplets from your mouth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

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Didn't stop my guy. They also used the super soaker jet water blaster to rinse off the stuff. Droplets everywhere.

Verily, I didn't care.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (Rvt88)

64 The ships-in-weather video reminds me - the worst sea duty in the Atlantic in WW2 was considered to be in the British-designed Flower-class corvettes and in the US-designed destroyer escorts. Both were all but unsinkable in any conditions in the Atlantic, because as one DE captain said, "They behave like corks." That also meant they were very lively in anything but a calm sea, meaning no one got much sleep or even relaxation from continually bracing themselves, and everyone got many bruises and worse.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

65 Can someone get Mr. Biden his tapioca?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2020 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

66 Apropos of the flamenco guitar video, I once had a dream that I was in the audience of a classical guitar concert. Very quiet and peaceful... and then my pager went off.

Posted by: Dr Alice at August 19, 2020 10:19 PM (zjvTi)

67 60 Oh wow, you know those "cat sees cucumber" videos? My cat was sleeping next to me and just woke up a little bit, saw the TV remote, and absolutely flipped her shit. She jumped about two feet in the air and three feet over directly into the wall.

I can't breathe. Please send help.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)


Lol. Cats are nucking futs. I think this is a natural reflex to snakes or something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:19 PM (WvQcX)

68 Aunt Bee!
A Pekinese named Buddy!


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (luzVb)

69 20 Hi folks. Nice to be here again!
Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (3ztRE)

Hi Marie!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

70 Yeah, watching those ships, I was scared for them. It's like facing down a tornado. You see it coming and there's just not a whole lot to do about it other than wish you weren't there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (HhXSr)

71 "their reputation for being sexually repressed Victorians believed the key to having happy, healthy and attractive babies was the parents have a good and happy sex life."

Vicky and Bertie had an awesome sex life if their private correspondence can be taken at face value.

The Victorians were less about repression and more about modesty. They were the generation that followed the Georgians. If you watched your parents and grandparents act like drunk sluts while you were growing up you might value a more button-downed society as well.

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (j7HVM)

72 Hey everybody.

Woo hoo! Blue Dew!

https://tinyurl.com/y4jg6nok

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

73 Wow, Sean Connery and Steve McQueen were handsome even as boys!

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (ONvIw)

74 34
I was at my dentist today. They are not doing tooth polishing during the Age of COVID.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Mine didn't either. They're treating us like lepers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

75 Nothing will humble you more than a hurricane at sea. Once is more than enough.
Posted by: USNtakim at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (0OmEj)


I've been in many storms at sea but the weirdest experience was sailing in 40 foot seas with maybe 7 knots of wind. We would get to the top of each swell and see nothing but corduroy to the horizon. It was like being on an alien ocean world.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (AiZBA)

76 60 Oh wow, you know those "cat sees cucumber" videos? My cat was sleeping next to me and just woke up a little bit, saw the TV remote, and absolutely flipped her shit. She jumped about two feet in the air and three feet over directly into the wall.

I can't breathe. Please send help.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
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If you knew the plushly upholstered and pulchritudinous Lydia, it makes it even funnier.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

77 Hi, hope everyone is doing well tonight. Hip, hip, hooray. Tally-ho.

Complete brain freeze.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (l9m7l)

78 I can remember 45 degree rolls on an LHD. We kept the display refreshed so we could see the number.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (0OmEj)

79 That really wasn't "shooting" a 12 gauge under water. It was discharging an uncased cartridge underwater. More of a weak bomb, than a a gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (0Cbij)

80 Hog, do it again and take videos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 Why not? Isn't the whole process 'dangerous'? Why single out polish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Spit flying all over the place.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

82 I would love to have cats in my apartment. Even if they leapt everywhere.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:22 PM (l9m7l)

83 Warren is in some crazy room.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

84 Thanks, Jewels45. I was really hoping to meet all the mysterious morons. Oh well. I'll just have to imagine...

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:22 PM (3ztRE)

85 Hi Beckoning Chasm!

How are you doing?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

86 7 OMG, the final bit of Pelosi's speech with the creepy smile and the dentures slipping was horror movie-worthy!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (bDqIh)

I expected her to try to attack Sigourney Weaver.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:22 PM (ONvIw)

87 I went to a concert decades ago at the Gorge Ampitheater in George, Wa It overlooks the Colombia River. I saw

The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Dr John
Buddy Guy
And BB King.

It was extraordinary.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:23 PM (U2p+3)

88 It's teepee time

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:23 PM (CvPPo)

89 I expected her to try to attack Sigourney Weaver.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:22 PM (ONvIw)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

90 We would get to the top of each swell and see nothing but corduroy to the horizon. It was like being on an alien ocean world.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (AiZBA)

Heh...the weirdest I was ever in was on Long Island Sound. about the same wind speed, but about 5-6 foot waves with almost no gaps...

Bang...Bang...Bang...Bang...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:23 PM (xT2tT)

91
They're treating us like lepers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

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You're no longer a patient or a customer, you're a disease vector. When will it stop? Who knows?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (mht8P)

92 I can't breathe. Please send help.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

*911 dispatch*

Sir, is there currently a police officer's knee on your neck?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

93 Fix your eyes on the greatness of Athens as you have it before you day by day, fall in love with her, and when you feel her great, remember that this greatness was won by men with courage, with knowledge of their duty, and with a sense of honor in action
-- Thucydides

Substitute 'Trump' for 'Athens', and change the genders accordingly, and it reads pretty accurately for today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (UPWY4)

94 *pours maple syrup on french toast*

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (vMCab)

95 Thanks for the great ONT, CBD!

I had to look at all 3 photos to see who the luminaries were. Total surprise, especially on the second one!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)

96 *911 dispatch*

Sir, is there currently a police officer's knee on your neck?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:25 PM (WvQcX)

97 Jemima Butterworth is spinning in her grave.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:25 PM (CvPPo)

98 I've been in storms coming in over the bridge. At certain points you are a submarine. You just pray you will bob up at the end of the submersion.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:25 PM (w7KSn)

99 oh good. This is classic.


Playing a video of Barky giving his own VP the MOF in his last act as President.

For valorious boot-licking and taint-buffing above and beyond the call , I guess.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:25 PM (luzVb)

100 Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (vMCab)

Shut your whore mouth!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:25 PM (xT2tT)

101 If you knew the plushly upholstered and pulchritudinous Lydia, it makes it even funnier.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)


Here's a recent still from her publicist (picture her like this, only sacked out, and then instantly trying to crash through the wall behind her):

https://stoatnet.org/lydia_poses.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

102 Thanks for the ONT, cbd.


I also am a sailor.
Nope.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

103 French toast is made for maple syrup.



That is all.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 19, 2020 10:26 PM (0OmEj)

104

I had to look at all 3 photos to see who the luminaries were. Total surprise, especially on the second one!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)

The Second one in the WWI uniform was the only one I got without looking.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:26 PM (ONvIw)

105 57 - USNTakim

I sailed under a hurricane once. When we went to PD to get our message traffic, I really thought we were going to die. Even at 400 feet you could feel the waves.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 19, 2020 10:26 PM (k/ClX)

106 Geeks + Gamers talking about Netflix original "Cuties." A sick movie perfect for Joe Biden.

https://youtu.be/ayBGwYhCM_g

They're totally not trying to normalize pedophilia guys!

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:26 PM (vMCab)

107 And Now:

The Gay Kenyan!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (luzVb)

108 The ships-in-weather video reminds me - the worst sea duty in the Atlantic in WW2 was considered to be in the British-designed Flower-class corvettes and in the US-designed destroyer escorts. Both were all but unsinkable in any conditions in the Atlantic, because as one DE captain said, "They behave like corks." That also meant they were very lively in anything but a calm sea, meaning no one got much sleep or even relaxation from continually bracing themselves, and everyone got many bruises and worse.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

Makes me wonder what happened to the ship that capsized end-over-end in the last sequence of that video. Did it sink, or did it bob to the surface and right itself? If no ports or hatches were breached, and it didn't break up, the latter could have happened.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (0Cbij)

109 JEF up

Posted by: Pelosi at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (nzKWW)

110 Is black and brown still a thing?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

111 Nurse!

Dahlin!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

112 Jeremy is furious.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (CvPPo)

113 Total surprise, especially on the second one!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)

Interesting. He seemed the most familiar. i figured out his name without cheating. The other two? Nope.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

114 That boat video is part of the reason why I am a landlubber. Some of those boats made my sphincter tighten right here on dry land.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (H5knJ)

115 Is that one bit showing the ship swallowed by the wave from that "Storm of the Century" movie?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

116 Scurvy dog! You made me puke over the side of my recliner. Also, I think some of those rescues and non-rescues would have been a lot faster and happier if the coast guard and the pier just used harpoon guns to capture and retrieve the idiots.

Posted by: Downcast at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (+wSQg)

117
Playing a video of Barky giving his own VP the MOF in his last act as President.

-----------

Compare what it takes to be awarded

A) The Congressional Medal of Honor

vs

B) The Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (mht8P)

118
Joe Biden one of the most consequential vice prezzes in history? For better or worse I'd say Dick Cheney....

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (G51Gf)

119 I've been in storms coming in over the bridge. At certain points you are a submarine. You just pray you will bob up at the end of the submersion.
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:25 PM (w7KSn)

My stomach is doing flip flops just reading about that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (lgiXo)

120 Saw BB King in San Antonio. Pretty fucking cool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (fIHXk)

121 *deep breath*
*visualizes paycheck*
OK. I'm better now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

122 Hi Ladyl!

Next week!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (U2p+3)

123 Jug ears is up.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (+ya+t)

124 Hi LadyL. Doing okay. There are always swarms of worries, like bats. Or bees. No, no, not the bees! Not the bees!

Trying to do creative stuff. Well, that definition might wander. Trying to do stuff.

Hope you and yours are doing well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (l9m7l)

125 oh yay our favorite dogeater is back!

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (J8nVw)

126 Makes me wonder what happened to the ship that
capsized end-over-end in the last sequence of that video.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (0Cbij)

I think that was from the movie, "The Perfect Storm."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (xT2tT)

127
Barky's speech. At least he can deliver it standing up, unlike Hillary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (G51Gf)

128 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4ff4dbz

https://tinyurl.com/y4mvn9my

https://tinyurl.com/y5rj3epj

https://tinyurl.com/y6xq7psk

https://tinyurl.com/y6fryels

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

129 62 A "pre-recorded" Indian princess.

Warren at the dem convention too? What, is it ladies' night? If so, they should at least bribe people with one dollar well drinks to get people to watch. Seriously, without at least 3 cocktails I can't imagine anyone sitting through Hillary and Pelosi. And the Depends commercials.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

130 122 Hi Ladyl!

Next week!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (U2p+3)


Next week!

I'm driving. Please pray for me!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

131 34
I was at my dentist today. They are not doing tooth polishing during the Age of COVID.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:11

I got my teeth polished. But my daughter is the hygienist, so maybe that's why.

Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2020 10:29 PM (9UmRs)

132 Wow. This half-Black asshole really hates Trump.


He has nothing. He was nothing. He is nothing.


Such a vacuous fuck. Says Trump is not taking the job "seriously, not showing reverence for Democracy"


How is lightning not striking this dicksucker?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:30 PM (luzVb)

133 RE: Ships in storms video.
I was on a baby carrier and our captain decided it's be a good idea to sail our just refurbished ship through a tropical storm. We obviously didn't sink, but it beat the shit out of our new catwalks around the flight deck, and we had to spend 3 months in Naples getting them replaced again.

Bonus: I had to go out on the flight deck during the storm and replace a navigation light that had burned out. I used a harness with two ropes that had locking hooks and worked my way across the deck attaching them one after the other to the tie downs on the deck.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:30 PM (Mm4NK)

134 "My stomach is doing flip flops just reading about that."

So did mine, at the time. Yellow Sea 1981.
All the unsecured deck gear was swept off in to the abyss. Some of the secured as well.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:30 PM (w7KSn)

135 124 Hi LadyL. Doing okay. There are always swarms of worries, like bats. Or bees. No, no, not the bees! Not the bees!

Trying to do creative stuff. Well, that definition might wander. Trying to do stuff.

Hope you and yours are doing well.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (l9m7l)


You are very creative and talented! Keep on keeping on with it!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

136 I've been caught in some nasty blizzards but I don't think they even remotely compare to storms at sea.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (lgiXo)

137 A number of posts like this on Portland Antifa Twitter regarding the riot tonight:

SHOW UP! Probably one of the MOST important marches we are going to have to date. #Safepdx #DefendPDX #PortlandProtest

They are going to Portland's ICE office.

Sounds like they are planning on sacking the building.

It isn't a Federal building, per se - it's leased space.

It will be interesting to see if the Feds show up to defend it - we already know that the Portland cops won't, at the direction of the mayor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

138 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y35r5lxj

https://tinyurl.com/y4a98nrv

https://tinyurl.com/y3yypue6

https://tinyurl.com/y6opbvfw

https://tinyurl.com/yyenvvcx

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (qAR6u)

139 Ladyl!

Drive fast and swerve a lot!
No, seriously. I will pray for safe passage.

I hope I don't get any assholes on the plane.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

140 What the fuck is he talking about?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (PUmDY)

141 And Now:

The Gay Kenyan!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (luzVb)

Oh boy! This is gonna be great!

Eh. Instead, I'll hang out here, and listen to my colossal music collection and read the poat.

I spent eight years actively avoiding that sniveling, weenie-armed worm's sibilant bloviations. Not gonna start now.

Srsly. Who honestly thinks this pustule is smart?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

142
Interesting. He seemed the most familiar. i figured out his name without cheating. The other two? Nope.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

My roommate's dad was a big fan and had a book with that picture in it. Maybe by his daughter or wife. I remembered it.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (ONvIw)

143 Wow Obama is butthurt.

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (lDdRA)

144 calling Joe Biden his "brother" .


What about your REAL brother , dogeating shithead?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (luzVb)

145 Hi ladyl! You are one of my absolute faves! I sure wish I could attend a local mome to meet some of you folks. I feel I'm with friends here!

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (3ztRE)

146 Youtube said that 7K were currently watching the convention.

That's a whole lot less than "Watch My Ceiling's Paint Dry" by my last girlfriend.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (CvPPo)

147 Vicky and Bertie had an awesome sex life if their private correspondence can be taken at face value.

Also, they had something like 20 kids. Okay, maybe not quite that many. And they weren't even Catholic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

148 That's 1 Million 800 thousand lives saved to you bub!

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (nzKWW)

149 Is Obama swagging his finger?
You know he's pissed when he swags his finger.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

150 AshevilleRobert!

How are you?
Did you get that sleek haircut?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (bY+8h)

151 114 That boat video is part of the reason why I am a landlubber. Some of those boats made my sphincter tighten right here on dry land.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (H5knJ)


Yeah, to me sailing is kind of like Woody Hayes' description of passing the football - three things can happen and two of them are bad.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (AMIL/)

152 136 I've been caught in some nasty blizzards but I don't think they even remotely compare to storms at sea.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (lgiXo)


Hey husband and I (both strong swimmers) almost drowned in a canoe accident many years ago. That was quite enough for me.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

153 I was on a baby carrier...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:30 PM (Mm4NK)


You know, every time I see your nick I assume that you were a submariner, because one of my buddies from sub school was on the Asheville. But apparently, there's a whole city named after the boat or something like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (t+qrx)

154 Truth in advertising sucks if you're a dentist
Posted by: iandeal at August 19, 2020 10:16 PM (SENHs)


they say it is not true, but dental assistants watch Marathon Man to criticize the dental chair scenes.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (WyVLE)

155 137
A number of posts like this on Portland Antifa Twitter regarding the riot tonight:



SHOW UP! Probably one of the MOST important marches we are going to have to date. #Safepdx #DefendPDX #PortlandProtest



They are going to Portland's ICE office.



Sounds like they are planning on sacking the building.



It isn't a Federal building, per se - it's leased space.



It will be interesting to see if the Feds show up to defend it - we
already know that the Portland cops won't, at the direction of the
mayor.





Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 10:31 PM (I2/tG)


For several months I have been saying that ICE and CBP facilities and officers will be a particular target, abetted and in some cases encouraged by prominent Democrats and members of the media (BIRM). We are going to step up to bombings and assassinations before long.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (jK8Z7)

156 The bad weather boats vid stuck in the film clip of the Perfect Storm. The one ship towards the end was kicking the waves ass.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (2DOZq)

157 Passive aggression is annoying my soul

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

158 The Coast Guard life saving station at the mouth of teh Columbia River used self righting boats to go out to rescue people.
I'd read once that an old Chief there held the worlds record for rolling completely over, three times on one rescue.
While smoking a cigar.
Definitely badass.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (d9Irc)

159 How is lightning not striking this dicksucker?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:30 PM (luzVb)


Zeus is laughing too hard to aim ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)

160 Obama is very, very disappointed in us for electing OrangeManBad in the first place.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

161 >>> 145 Hi ladyl! You are one of my absolute faves! I sure wish I could attend a local mome to meet some of you folks. I feel I'm with friends here!
Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (3ztRE)

Local may not be an option because of CO's idiot gov, but the sidebar has contact info for the TX MoMee. There will be CO representation there.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (/kh7m)

162 Makes me wonder what happened to the ship that capsized end-over-end in the last sequence of that video. Did it sink, or did it bob to the surface and right itself? If no ports or hatches were breached, and it didn't break up, the latter could have happened.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (0Cbij)


In the South pacific we met a couple that has sailed from England in a 19' West White Potter. They said when they hit storms they would drop sails, go below and seal themselves inside. They got thrown around like hell but they we just a bobber.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (AiZBA)

163 Where is "image info" located?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (RJCvt)

164 An hour of Spaceship Nostromo sounds, "for relaxing":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWwpCinP_MM

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

165 Saying Joe helped " ME" prevent an Ebola outbreak.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (luzVb)

166
This is from the Obama Speech Generator. Zero.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (G51Gf)

167 146 Youtube said that 7K were currently watching the convention.

That's a whole lot less than "Watch My Ceiling's Paint Dry" by my last girlfriend.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (CvPPo)


That's cause everyone died when Obama failed to lower the sea levels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (WvQcX)

168 The objective in storms like that is to stay at 90 degrees angle to the big waves or as close to that as possible. If you let them get you at anything approaching the parallel you are finished, capsized.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (w7KSn)

169 Interesting. And quite disappointing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

170 Will you guys let Him be clear?

Please!

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (1rMVp)

171 I think that was from the movie, "The Perfect Storm."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (xT2tT)

So all CGI, then? Never saw the movie. Or even heard of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (0Cbij)

172 145 Hi ladyl! You are one of my absolute faves! I sure wish I could attend a local mome to meet some of you folks. I feel I'm with friends here!
Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:32 PM (3ztRE)


I would love to meet you.

I love your name. My daughter's name is Marie.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

173 They need to have Cher singing Halfbreed as Warren comes on stage.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

174 160 Obama is very, very disappointed in us for electing OrangeManBad in the first place.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

Obama is a rectal aperture. What a creep, Trump replacing him and doing something for the people, just makes Obama look worse.

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (ONvIw)

175 But not at all surprising.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

176 So did mine, at the time. Yellow Sea 1981.

All the unsecured deck gear was swept off in to the abyss. Some of the secured as well.

Posted by: attila the reasonable

---------------------
What kind of ship?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (Mm4NK)

177 Insom! You are back!

Did you get the work done?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

178 Definitely badass.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (d9Irc)

My dad's best friend was a Coastie. Good man. Dad, being a Marine would joke with him, but the respect was mutual.

Dear Lord, our best Americans are old now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)

179 Mobilize others could be dissected to infinity

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

180 I'm here.

Just long enough to say thank you for B B King. I got to see him live once in Boston at a small club. His guitar has an absolutely mellow sound that is just unmatched. I was listening with my eyes closed and you could tell as soon as he started playing. There is only one other I admire as much ...Clapton.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (sd8p8)

181 They're suppositories, Mr. Rogo. You don't swallow them.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (CvPPo)

182 >>The objective in storms like that is to stay at 90 degrees angle to the big waves or as close to that as possible.


Also, windows up.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (1rMVp)

183 nerdygirl, Gypsies Tramps & Thieves is the theme of the entire DNC convention. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

184 Where is "image info" located?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 19, 2020 10:33 PM (RJCvt)

Right click on the image and a menu will pop up. Choose "image info," or just ask!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (xT2tT)

185 For several months I have been saying that ICE and CBP facilities and officers will be a particular target, abetted and in some cases encouraged by prominent Democrats and members of the media (BIRM). We are going to step up to bombings and assassinations before long.

I assume that the Feds have contingency plans - ICE is an obvious target. They've also known since morning that ICE was the likely target, which is enough time to bring people down from the Canadian border, and fly people up from California.

We shall see what transpires.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

186 Dressing as a Victorian era servant.

https://youtu.be/GaiWemnkbJE

One of my weirder interests is historical costuming. Some of the research and work done in recreating garments is impressive. What's interesting is how garments were designed before air conditioning and washing machines. Often layers of natural fibers in thin fabrics which breathed, but protected the nicer layers, and were easier to wash.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aq1pw)

187 Just long enough to say thank you for B B King. I got to see him live once in Boston at a small club. His guitar has an absolutely mellow sound that is just unmatched. I was listening with my eyes closed and you could tell as soon as he started playing. There is only one other I admire as much ...Clapton.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice


Amen

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (bY+8h)

188 I think I would enjoy a MoMe meet-up.

I mean, I would hide in the corner and play with the dogs (or cats) if there were dogs or cats. I would definitely find a corner, though.

Maybe that's my talent. Finding a corner.

Plus petting on the doggos or cattos.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (l9m7l)

189 Obama stuttering and stammering. Fucking asshole has not done anything but attack Trump.

And made himself look like the spying, petulant little bitch he is.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (luzVb)

190 "What kind of ship?"
Cruise ship, Norwegian registry.
1000 passengers, 200 crew.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:37 PM (w7KSn)

191 So all CGI, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:34 PM (0Cbij)

Yup. I never saw the movie, but the book is great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:37 PM (xT2tT)

192 Trying to do creative stuff. Well, that definition might wander. Trying to do stuff.

Hope you and yours are doing well.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (l9m7l)


If it didn't exist before you started, then you created it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:37 PM (LPnfS)

193 How are you?

Did you get that sleek haircut?

Posted by: Nurse ratched

-----------------
Had third treatment today. One more and then CAT scan to see if helping or not.
Did the haircut myself using electric shears I use for doing the boys hair. He thought I looked funny afterwards and keeps wanting to rub my head.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (Mm4NK)

194 There's a mewmorial to a Coastie near by here.
Medal of Honor for action on Guadalcanal.
I believe he's the only one ever awarded.
Made repeated landings with a boat to pull out Marines trapped on a beach.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (d9Irc)

195 blah blah blah ...


I, I , I , me, me, me, me, me , me.

Poor immigrants, single moms, black people

Me, me me me....yawn....

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (luzVb)

196 188 I think I would enjoy a MoMe meet-up.

I mean, I would hide in the corner and play with the dogs (or cats) if there were dogs or cats. I would definitely find a corner, though.

Maybe that's my talent. Finding a corner.

Plus petting on the doggos or cattos.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (l9m7l)


Yes! You need to come to a Mome!

You will have a wonderful time, I assure you.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

197 Linda, next time you put something on like I told you to put on!

Posted by: Mike Rogo at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (CvPPo)

198 Had third treatment today. One more and then CAT scan to see if helping or not.
Did the haircut myself using electric shears I use for doing the boys hair. He thought I looked funny afterwards and keeps wanting to rub my head.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

Prayers for you


You got this!


Fuck cancer

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (bY+8h)

199
One of my weirder interests is historical costuming. Some of the research and work done in recreating garments is impressive. What's interesting is how garments were designed before air conditioning and washing machines. Often layers of natural fibers in thin fabrics which breathed, but protected the nicer layers, and were easier to wash.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aq1pw)

I remember some of my grandmother's oldest dresses having special underarm protectors. I think they're making a sort of comeback

Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (ONvIw)

200 "Conspiracy theories"......lol

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (nzKWW)

201 177 Insom! You are back!

Did you get the work done?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

I did. And greatly improved on the work that had been done before in the process. I fully expect that I will have to do more "emergency" work in the morning due to being sandbagged - a very common occurrence I'm discovering - but at least it won't catch me by surprise and I am not going to worry about it at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

202 You know, every time I see your nick I assume that
you were a submariner, because one of my buddies from sub school was on
the Asheville. But apparently, there's a whole city named after the boat
or something like that.

----------------------------
They wanted me to be a ballistic missile tech, but I declined.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (Mm4NK)

203 Oh yes, you have your cabin, with a single port hole. You think it is your own little domain.
Suddenly a couple of burly redheaded Norwegian men in coveralls burst in to your cabin and screw down the storm covers.
Wakey, wakey.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (w7KSn)

204 "They had like twenty kids..."-nerdygirl

The emperor who built the Taj Mahal built it for his wife after she died in childbirth with their fourteenth child. This was a guy who had a whole freaking harem at his disposal. It was one of the most grotesquely romantic tragedies I had ever heard of.

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (j7HVM)

205 The objective in storms like that is to stay at 90 degrees angle to the big waves or as close to that as possible.

I was once in a restaurant in Wellington, New Zealand, located next to the Cook Strait, across from the South Island.

This is the Roaring Forties, and they had pictures up of some of the better waves to hit the ferryboats going between Wellington and the South Island.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

206 Had third treatment today. One more and then CAT scan to see if helping or not.
Did the haircut myself using electric shears I use for doing the boys hair. He thought I looked funny afterwards and keeps wanting to rub my head.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (Mm4NK)

You are on my daily prayer list, AshvilleRobert.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

207 Jug ears is up.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (+ya+t)

===

Chris Wallace says he's a very persuasive speaker. We're watching Real Housewives.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (EZebt)

208
This is off the charts. A former prez slamming the current one as hard as he is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (G51Gf)

209 The Wealthy!!!

That's pretty funny from a Martha's Vineyard/ Hawaii/ DC homeowner.

Now sucking John Lewis's dead dick.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (luzVb)

210 Thanks for the ONT.

In the litany of things that sucked pretty hard pre-modern society, let's not forget infant mortality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (cI3Q7)

211 Question for the 'ettes. What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p8)

212 194 memorial sheesh

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (d9Irc)

213 Jennifer Rubin . 54min

@JRubinBlogger
These videos are remarkable, the best of the convention. Do they give Emmy's for conventions?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (wiXsO)

214
"Conspiracy theories"......lol
Posted by: Pliney

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I noticed that. Maybe there's some concern.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (G51Gf)

215 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (Mm4NK)

Prayers up for you, my dude.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

216 let's not forget infant mortality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (cI3Q7)

And 50 other things that are so much better now!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (xT2tT)

217 JEF is loosing his touch... Weak speech.

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (nzKWW)

218 156
The bad weather boats vid stuck in the film clip of the Perfect Storm.
The one ship towards the end was kicking the waves ass.

I noticed that too. Still, the troubles I've had on lakes ain't a fart in a wind storm compared to those.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (+ya+t)

219 Basic tenants of our Democracy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

220
I did. And greatly improved on the work that had been done before in the process. I fully expect that I will have to do more "emergency" work in the morning due to being sandbagged - a very common occurrence I'm discovering - but at least it won't catch me by surprise and I am not going to worry about it at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (NWiLs)


Without meaning to be patronizing--really--I'm am very proud of you!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

221 They're treating us like lepers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

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You're no longer a patient or a customer, you're a disease vector. When will it stop? Who knows?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I'm going to be changing vets. I go to one each month for revolution dose, nail clipping, and glands. This was at a cost to me, but I don't like clipping the nails myself. This vet has a clinic set up. Since it's a clinic set up, no appointments, this meant waiting outside in 90 degree heat for close to 2 hours. With the dog. In July, when told this, I said nope, and only paid for the revolution dose.

I can get the nail clipping done elsewhere, and when it is time for an actual office call for shots I'll go to a vet that makes appointments. These medical people do not give a rat's butt about their customers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

222 JEF is loosing his touch... Weak speech.
Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (nzKWW)

well, he was writing a total kick-ass speech.

But then he got high.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

223 What does one wear to a MoMe?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p

An elegant black choker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (xT2tT)

224 211 Question for the 'ettes. What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p


I'm guessing chaps, but I'm not an 'ette.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (WvQcX)

225 219 Basic tenants of our Democracy
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

And they're late with the rent, again.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

226 184 Thanks, I need to learn how to r click on ipad.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (RJCvt)

227 "I was at my dentist today. They are not doing tooth polishing during the Age of COVID."

Ah...just bare your teeth while out shopping and let the mask do the work.

Posted by: cnation at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (DML7G)

228 Now this privileged dipshit is acting like he marched with MLK personally.


Have some more Wagyu you privileged asshole.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (luzVb)

229 217 JEF is loosing his touch... Weak speech.
Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:41 PM (nzKWW)

He never really had it.

I just heard a snippet as I walked through the break room '...using our armed forces against peaceful protesters in our own country...'

What an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (cI3Q7)

230 >>> 196 188 I think I would enjoy a MoMe meet-up.

I mean, I would hide in the corner and play with the dogs (or cats) if there were dogs or cats. I would definitely find a corner, though.

Maybe that's my talent. Finding a corner.

Plus petting on the doggos or cattos.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (l9m7l)


Yes! You need to come to a Mome!

You will have a wonderful time, I assure you.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

Seconded.

...and I think you've mentioned doggehs before. There are doggehs at the TX MoMee who are super deprived and in tremendous need of petting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (/kh7m)

231 Without meaning to be patronizing--really--I'm am very proud of you!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

232 The west coast of Vancouver Island is known for wild waves. Some resorts are set to give guests a view of storms crashing into the shore.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (lgiXo)

233 But what intrigued me was that all three men are in uniform, and that simply won't happen today. It is a reflection of the changing landscape of war, and the radical shift in our society away from military service as a common waypoint in our lives.

-
I've been reading Big Week: Smashing the Luftwaffe February 1944 which is a massive work about individual experiences leading up to and including the biggest air battle in history. Among the people he covers is Jimmy Stewart. Too underweight to join, he purposely gained weight and joined anyway. Too old for flight training, he trained anyway. (He had 400 hours as a civilian.) They wanted him to do PR, he wanted to fly and did anyway. They wanted him to be a Stateside flying instructor but he wanted to fly combat in Europe so he did anyway. His combat career began as a squadron commander flying B-24s during the war rising to chief of staff of a combat wing and, after the war, to brigadier general. Given the opportunity to opt out honorably, he opted in time after time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (+y/Ru)

234
Obama reciting a litany of Democrat atrocities against Blacks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (G51Gf)

235 He pronounced it that way.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

236
Question for the 'ettes. What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p

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Men

Morning coat
White tie
No pants

Women

Tiara
Elbow-length gloves
High heels
That's it

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (mht8P)

237 186 One of my weirder interests is historical
costuming. Some of the research and work done in recreating garments is
impressive. What's interesting is how garments were designed before air
conditioning and washing machines. Often layers of natural fibers in
thin fabrics which breathed, but protected the nicer layers, and were
easier to wash.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aq1pw)

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Not weird at all. There's an British series on Amazon Prime called "A Stitch in Time" where they recreate certain historical outfits using only the techniques of the particular period. The woman who hosts it is beyond annoying, but the 3 women who reconstruct the costumes deserve a show all their own. The work they do is amazing.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (R1NI2)

238 What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p


Necropants.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)

239 235 He pronounced it that way.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

That's because he's an idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

240 Watching Tucker Carlson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIGEO1Onypc

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

241 Prayers for you
You got this!
Fuck cancer

XxxxxxxxxxxxthisxxxxxxxxxxxxX

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (DW6ua)

242 Playing a video of Barky giving his own VP the MOF in his last act as President.

I'm wondering if Obama got a kickback for that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

243 Suddenly a couple of burly redheaded Norwegian men in coveralls burst in to your cabin and screw down the storm covers.
Wakey, wakey.
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 10:39 PM (w7KSn)


As long as everybody enjoyed it, who are we to judge ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (LPnfS)

244 238 What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p

Necropants.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)


After 6:00, necrochaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

245 JEF is loosing his touch... Weak speech.


He never gave a shit, really. He already cashed the check and is phoning it in.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (luzVb)

246 AshevilleRobert

My prayers for you as well. Fuck cancer is right.
My friend, Dee is going through chemo now and we just found out another friend is probably stage four after just finding out she had it.
I waver between tears and anger.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (d9Irc)

247 Sharon!

Are you coming to the NOVA Mome?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

248 White liberal Democrats, I have the cure for your guilt.
Put your money in my bank account. Thank you.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1296257949543718919

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 10:45 PM (WkaWu)

249 208
This is off the charts. A former prez slamming the current one as hard as he is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (G51Gf)

The funny thing is, all the media will talk about tomorrow is this.

Meanwhile, Trump flat-out called Obama a traitor last week, and you never heard about that in the news at all. Crickets.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2020 10:45 PM (UPWY4)

250 >>> 211 Question for the 'ettes. What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p

Whatever you want! Unlike the Book Thread, pants are not required (unless Jewells is on the phone).

You've got your machine gun clothes, your 50's dance clothes, your jeans-and-tshirt, etc...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2020 10:45 PM (/kh7m)

251 239 235 He pronounced it that way.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

That's because he's an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

We're talking about Obama, aren't we?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 10:45 PM (cI3Q7)

252 He is still talking, wow.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

253 Praying for you, AshevilleRobert

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 10:46 PM (J8nVw)

254 HAHAHAHA

Jug Eared Fuck finishes with Stay Safe!

Asshole. Disappear forever, dickless.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:46 PM (luzVb)

255 6
Question for the 'ettes. What does one wear to a MoMe? This is my first one so have no idea.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (sd8p


Wear whatever you want.

It's not a fashion show.

At least I don't think it is.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

256 When curing dead flesh, don't be antsy
It takes time to create something fancy
You'll have great pantaloons
That will cause many swoons
That's the magic of necropantsmancy!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

257 LOLOLOL
Another technical glitch/fuckup.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:46 PM (luzVb)

258 Men

Morning coat
White tie
No pants

Women

Tiara
Elbow-length gloves
High heels
That's it
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (mht8P)

So... my plan of arriving in Texas with a Kilt, jump boots and no shirt is out?

I have the calves of a Roman soldier, if that helps any.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

259 Before landfall, Katrina destroyed one of the NDBC's 10 meter buoys in the Gulf, and the maximum wave height was estimated at 105 feet.

Add in the 145 mph winds, and that was some pretty choppy sailing weather.

Evening, all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (Z4rgH)

260 See, this is why I directed my question to the 'ettes.
I am a fan of wearing as little clothing as necessary( at least in the summertime) but I don't want to get arrested on the way there.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (sd8p8)

261 Praying for you, AshevilleRobert
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 10:46 PM (J8nVw)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (fIHXk)

262 123 Jug ears is up.
Posted by: dartist


Like I said, ladies' night at the dem convention.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

263 The disclaimers are hilarious. (You can tell I don't visit the ONT often.)

As regards guys in uniform --

My daughter's boyfriend will enter Army basic training at the end of this month. He hopes to earn money for college after his stint is over.

We're all proud of him. He's a hard worker and a great guy.

She's away at college, so this will be a true test of their relationship. This past school year, she came home practically every weekend to see him.

I think this will strengthen their relationship, but only time will tell.

I look forward to seeing him in uniform.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (u/nim)

264 I think Downton Abby was set in Edwardian England. Your point still holds.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (lgiXo)




It takes place between 1912 and 1927. The reign of George V


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (jMk4W)

265 >>> 246 AshevilleRobert

My prayers for you as well. Fuck cancer is right.
My friend, Dee is going through chemo now and we just found out another friend is probably stage four after just finding out she had it.
I waver between tears and anger.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 19, 2020 10:44 PM (d9Irc)

Yikes.

Prayers up for all of you.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (/kh7m)

266 Don't the Obama's own a house in Chicago too?
How many houses do they need?
And where do they get all this money?
I know they are well off, but shit.

Posted by: Case at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (Yl7xR)

267 These guys couldn't pour piss from a boot with instructions written on the heel.

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (nzKWW)

268 260 See, this is why I directed my question to the 'ettes.
I am a fan of wearing as little clothing as necessary( at least in the summertime) but I don't want to get arrested on the way there.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (sd8p8


I don't get it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (WvQcX)

269 If there's ever a MoMe in Montana or Wyoming I'd attend if possible.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (lgiXo)

270
wtf???? Audio/video fail at DNC!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (G51Gf)

271 Whew, i don't miss that jug eared prick at all.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (+ya+t)

272 Had third treatment today. One more and then CAT scan to see if helping or not.
Did the haircut myself using electric shears I use for doing the boys hair. He thought I looked funny afterwards and keeps wanting to rub my head.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 10:38 PM (Mm4NK)


Ashville Robert, prayers for Health & Healing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (LPnfS)

273 I have the calves of a Roman soldier, if that helps any.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

He's gonna be pissed when he discovers you took his livestock.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

274 Yes, I am coming to the NoVaMoMe and I can't wait to meet you all.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (sd8p8)

275 172
I hope to meet you and the rest of the horde! Hopefully a meet will happen soon near me? Living in CO, I got excited to attend. Unfortunately, Gov polesmoker made that impossible.
Maybe next time.
Be well.

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (3ztRE)

276 273 I have the calves of a Roman soldier, if that helps any.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

He's gonna be pissed when he discovers you took his livestock.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

*classic golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (cI3Q7)

277 He's gonna be pissed when he discovers you took his livestock.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

Heh.

Mmm. Veal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

278
He never gave a shit, really. He already cashed the check and is phoning it in.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

=======

That's why I can't figure out his mind. Bongino insists he's a narcissist who explodes at the thought of Trump destroying his legacy. OTOH, he's barely lifting a finger to get Joe elected.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (G51Gf)

279 269 If there's ever a MoMe in Montana or Wyoming I'd attend if possible.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:48 PM (lgiXo)
---

DO it before Yellowstone blows up!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

280 On the Queen Mary 2 at dinner, mid Atlantic, ship rose and then dropped in a trouph to a 15 to 20 degree list. Eyes of the staff got big and an audible gasp, and a few screams, from he diners was heard. This is a Big ocean liner. I was impressed. It was a rough crossing. Great fun.

Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (ofIwF)

281 Prayers for Asheville Robert. Used to live there myself. And prayers for all who need them, unless they're leftist butt-openings.

I have to admit, it's odd that people think I should be at a MoMe. I mean, I wouldn't fit in at all. It's just me. I mean, yeah, people would be nice and stuff, but I'm a first class corner lurker.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (l9m7l)

282 Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (3ztRE)

Very pleasant to see you, albeit briefly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

283 It takes place between 1912 and 1927. The reign of George V


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (jMk4W)

Well shit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (lgiXo)

284
ffs they're still playing the woman card! It failed in 2016!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (G51Gf)

285 Jugears says DT hasn't grown into the job. What a fvck.

Posted by: ChasAtlas at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (jmylp)

286
274 Yes, I am coming to the NoVaMoMe and I can't wait to meet you all.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (sd8p


I can't wait to meet you, too!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

287 Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus; and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
-- William Shakespeare
------
That was my line, when I played Cassius.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 10:51 PM (UAMe5)

288 286
274 Yes, I am coming to the NoVaMoMe and I can't wait to meet you all.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (sd8p


I can't wait to meet you, too!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)


It's gonna be awesome!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

289 Lucky punks going to NoVaMoMe...but by Gawd I'm going to
Texas if it kills me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

290 Do Obama's ears flap when he gets angry?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:52 PM (lgiXo)

291

I never would have guess the middle photo was Jack Benny. He must not have been 39 years old at the time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 10:52 PM (jMk4W)

292 Sending Prayers AshevilleRobert.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2020 10:52 PM (wiXsO)

293 I like Jung. I'm reading some of his writing on archetypes right now. Honestly, a bit of his ideas seem to pop up in alt right writings.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (9SynD)

294 "After 6:00, necrochaps."

Assless necrochaps?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (fuzv9)

295 Nothing on the necropantsmancy limerick? At all? Bummer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

296 Had my Auto Inspection today.

Cost so much less than I had worried about.

Posted by: Allie at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (vmRc0)

297 Winston, hugs and prayers

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (J8nVw)

298 Yes, I am coming to the NoVaMoMe and I can't wait to meet you all.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (sd8p

I can't wait to meet you, too!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

It's gonna be awesome!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)


#lessthantwoweeks

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (t+qrx)

299 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:27 PM (0Cbij)

Reminded me of the movie Perfect Storm.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (beXqm)

300 Kamalatoe

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (+ya+t)

301 290 Do Obama's ears flap when he gets angry?
Posted by: Northernlurker

He's teaching himself to fly.

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at August 19, 2020 10:53 PM (j7HVM)

302 The "ships in horrible seas" thing puts me in mind of when the horrible old Leopard was pursued by the Waakzaamheid through the monstrous seas of the Roaring Forties in Desolation Island.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (UAMe5)

303 Is nice.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (CvPPo)

304 I'm watching clips of the Dem convention and it's like a late night nitrous huff from crazy Democracy Now! call-ins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

305 That's why I can't figure out his mind. Bongino insists he's a narcissist who explodes at the thought of Trump destroying his legacy. OTOH, he's barely lifting a finger to get Joe elected.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:49 PM (G51Gf)


A possibility is that since "his" policies would then become "Joe's" he would rather bitch at Trump than have another democrat get credit for "his" policies ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (LPnfS)

306 Kommie-la

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (nzKWW)

307 Sounds like I'm going to miss the novamee by a hair. I'm moving there the weekend of Sept 11.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (9SynD)

308 If Obama lost his boyfriend would he be a chapless ass?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (lgiXo)

309 ...and I think you've mentioned doggehs before. There are doggehs at the TX MoMee who are super deprived and in tremendous need of petting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2020 10:43 PM (/kh7m)


And there are a lot of people over in the corners looking at each other's shoes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (eTZoJ)

310
Cannot be-fvcking-lieve this. They're still on about this historic night and How Far We've Come.

ffs we elected a Black dude with a Kenyan name to the presidency TWICE. The only reason we haven't had a female prez yet is that he knocked her out of the race in 2008.

stfu about our "progress" and "history" already.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (G51Gf)

311
oh no that's a bad look. She's standing on a big stage and they cut away to show the empty huge ballroom. What genius designed that shot?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (G51Gf)

312 And there are a lot of people over in the corners looking at each other's shoes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (eTZoJ)

That's how you tell which ones are the extroverted accountants.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

313 ..Thanks for the ONT.

In the litany of things that sucked pretty hard pre-modern society, let's not forget infant mortality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 10:40 PM (cI3Q7)



The abortion industry has industrialized those tragedies to an epic scale. Babies Parts R' Us.


*rage*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (QzJWU)

314 have to admit, it's odd that people think I should be at a MoMe. I mean, I wouldn't fit in at all. It's just me. I mean, yeah, people would be nice and stuff, but I'm a first class corner lurker.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (l9m7l)


And we are just the sort of people that create 1st Class Corners !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

315 When I was 5, my parents split.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

316 Now THEMS are some quotes. And a great ONT. Thx CBD.

Posted by: Crazy Train at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (YJK93)

317 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (UAMe5)

That is a mental image very hard to forget!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (eTZoJ)

318 Can someone spoil the three photographs for me? I can't get the names up!

Thanks for a great ONT CBD. Ya done good.

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (+X9Vs)

319 I'm thinking about taking an Uber so I don't have to drive. Has there been any problems getting Ubers at night lately?
The last trip I took from Ma to DC before I moved, on the way back I got delayed and for the first time I couldn't get an Uber or a taxi at 11 pm. Of course, this was Ma and user's aren't as ubiquitous as here but it was pretty shocking to get stranded. Luckily my neighbor was up and came and gave me a ride.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (sd8p8)

320 The "ships in horrible seas" thing puts me in mind of when the horrible old Leopard was pursued by the Waakzaamheid through the monstrous seas of the Roaring Forties in Desolation Island.

Master and Commander ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (LPnfS)

321 That is a mental image very hard to forget!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (eTZoJ)
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It was definitely O'Brian at his very best.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (UAMe5)

322 186 Dressing as a Victorian era servant.

https://youtu.be/GaiWemnkbJE

One of my weirder interests is historical costuming. Some of the research and work done in recreating garments is impressive. What's interesting is how garments were designed before air conditioning and washing machines. Often layers of natural fibers in thin fabrics which breathed, but protected the nicer layers, and were easier to wash.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aq1pw)



You might want to check out Shadiversity on Youtube. He's mostly medieval arms and armor but he has also done some stuff on clothing in the middle ages.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (vMCab)

323 That's how you tell which ones are the extroverted accountants.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)


But no green eye-shades so there's that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (eTZoJ)

324 In case you missed it, a little something for your funny-bone from the DNC thread below:



35 I was getting a lot of mail from companies wanting to help me get rid of
my time share (don't own one). Wife and I used to go to a pretty nice
free meal at least once a month.



But, now that Trump has stopped all mail delivery so that no one can vote, I've had to eat at home.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (9X60i)

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (YqED9)

325 Well shit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:50 PM (lgiXo)


Who can ever forget his immortal last words, Bugger Bognor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (jMk4W)

326 Great ONT! I could spend a lot of time on the Weird science videos! so Victorian hygiene for the NOVAmome?? #lessthantwoweeks

Posted by: Iris at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (6lKe4)

327 Can someone spoil the three photographs for me? I can't get the names up!

Thanks for a great ONT CBD. Ya done good.
Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (+X9Vs)


Can you open them in a new tab?

The name will appear in the title of the tab ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:58 PM (LPnfS)

328 Or is it that I'm going to by Gawd Texas?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

329 307 Sounds like I'm going to miss the novamee by a hair. I'm moving there the weekend of Sept 11.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (9SynD)

Then you'll be here for the next one!

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 10:58 PM (+X9Vs)

330 And we are just the sort of people that create 1st Class Corners !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)


Great glorious corners, the best corners the world has ever seen...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:59 PM (eTZoJ)

331 I am baffled by what the guys in the sailboat were even attempting to do at the fishing pier.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2020 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

332 You might want to check out Shadiversity on Youtube. He's mostly medieval arms and armor but he has also done some stuff on clothing in the middle ages.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:57 PM (vMCab)
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I watch his stuff occasionally, along with lindybeige and schola gladiatora.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 19, 2020 11:00 PM (daFEL)

333 That's probably a pretty accurate number in the room she's talking to.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 11:00 PM (+ya+t)

334 I'm thinking about taking an Uber so I don't have to drive. Has there been any problems getting Ubers at night lately?
The last trip I took from Ma to DC before I moved, on the way back I got delayed and for the first time I couldn't get an Uber or a taxi at 11 pm.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 10:56 PM (sd8p


Wait, what? You're getting an Uber ride all the way from MA to DC?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)

335 Talking to myself
Oh oh
Talking to myself
People all around
And I'm making sound
But still I'm talking to myself

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

336 I missed last nights discussion about WWI on the ONT, and I just wanted to add my 2 cents about reading material etc...

The best all encompassing book I've read is "A World Undone" by G.J Meyer. its about 700 pages, but the audiobook (at 28 hrs) is a pretty good listen. To me he gives some of the best background about the Russian participation in the war. He captures the hubris Nicholas and Alexandra navigated the war. He pierces the storybook romance that a lot of historians have given the couple. Its a great overview of a complicated subject.

An easier read would be "To the Last Man" by Jeff Shaara. I know its fiction, but he really dives into the personas of the war and gives you a feel of the mood and action. The intro to the book still gives me chills to think how quick a young life is lost in war.

The other item was a miniseries called "The First World War." I think Kreb mentioned it yesterday. Its fantastic and is available on Amazon Prime for streaming. I loved the composition by Cecil Coles so much that I bought the CD from England for $40...it wasnt available anywhere else.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 11:00 PM (UoNvf)

337 Thanks for the BB King . Sure made me miss his August birthday bash in Indianola MS. Nothing like BB outdoors followed by an afterparty at Club Ebony

Posted by: jag at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (Ou+xF)

338 Hogmartin, where have you been? I've been in Bethesda for 3 whole weeks now.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (sd8p8)

339 Evening.

An absolute must read from Abe Greenwald at Commentary.

Yes, This Is A Revolution

https://tinyurl.com/y6rlhhxo

It's long, but read the whole thing.

Posted by: ROBERT SEZ YOU READ NOW at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (xO5vV)

340 Structural racism, no vaccine

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (PUmDY)

341
Can you open them in a new tab?

The name will appear in the title of the tab ...
Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ...


Thanks- I tried that but my computer isn't letting me do it. I can stay in the dark. It's okay... : (

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (+X9Vs)

342 So was Obama's speech all about how awful Trump was, and nothing about how great Biden is?

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 11:02 PM (vMCab)

343 wtf is structural racism? is this the new buzz word?

Posted by: IC at August 19, 2020 11:02 PM (a0IVu)

344 But still I'm talking to myself
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)


Copy right, Dude !!!

Posted by: Billy Idol at August 19, 2020 11:02 PM (LPnfS)

345 344 wtf is structural racism? is this the new buzz word?
Posted by: IC at August 19, 2020 11:02 PM (a0IVu)

I thought it was "systemic racism."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

346 In other news, this country is fucked ten ways 'til Sunday.

Well...I guess that's not really news.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (xO5vV)

347
So was Obama's speech all about how awful Trump was, and nothing about how great Biden is?
Posted by: buzzion

========

Oh plenty of praise for Biden, all of it nonspecific, no examples. Phoned it in. Speech Generator shyt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (G51Gf)

348 I had a long conversation that devolved into... sharing guitar videos! So here's a fun one sent to me, since I love flamenco and such.

https://tinyurl.com/y5h4z2jf

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (/+bwe)

349 Jeff Shaara....I tried to read "Gods and Generals", but his attempt to imitate his dad's style irked me, and then he completely lost me when he demonstrated his unfamiliarity with 19th Century military terminology. Has he gotten any better?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (UAMe5)

350 She said it

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

351 The landing of the helicopter...man. But what choice do you have? You can't go anywhere else.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (2nFxy)

352 I read one story about a rogue wave that struck the bridge of the original Queen Mary and put her on beam ends. I have visited the Queen in Long Beach and that's a hell of a way up, around 90 ft from the waterline.

I've read that 1000 ft plus freighters have to be careful in those big waves because if the bow and stern are at the wave tops with a trough below the keel it can bend or buckle the hull.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

353 Thanks- I tried that but my computer isn't letting me do it. I can stay in the dark. It's okay... : (
Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (+X9Vs)


1)James Bond

2)Rochester's Cheapskate Employer

3)Le Mons Driver ...

Posted by: Adriane the Spoiler Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:04 PM (LPnfS)

354 Hogmartin, where have you been? I've been in Bethesda for 3 whole weeks now.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:01 PM (sd8p


Well not in Bethesda, clearly.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)

355 Thanks Adriane!! That was very kind of you!!!

Posted by: Moki at August 19, 2020 11:04 PM (+X9Vs)

356
And there are a lot of people over in the corners looking at each other's shoes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:54 PM (eTZoJ)

{{{Hrothgar}}}
But they're having a great time, nonetheless!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

357 >>I've read that 1000 ft plus freighters have to be careful in those big waves because if the bow and stern are at the wave tops with a trough below the keel it can bend or buckle the hull.

That's one of the leading theories of the demise of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (CvPPo)

358 LOL, "Elizabeth Warren showed up to speak at the Native American Caucus...seems pretty likely she came to steal your horses."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

359 Kammmmela up.


Nope. Ice Road Truckers it is!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (U2p+3)

360
3)Le Mons Driver ...
Posted by: Adriane the Spoiler Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:04 PM (LPnfS)
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Or hotshot pilot/POW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (UAMe5)

361 That ship video reminded me of one of the few tales my father (USNR) told about being in the PAC during WW II. He was on the bridge in a convoy during a typhoon and said it was quite interesting when his ship was in a wave trough, the props of the adjacent ships would be out of the sea and at his eye level.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (eTZoJ)

362 Holy crap. If you're buying kumalas crap...you might be the wrong kind of moron

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (lDdRA)

363 ..I am baffled by what the guys in the sailboat were even attempting to do at the fishing pier.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2020 10:59 PM (yQpMk)



They had already lost the mainsail due to the boom having been snapped off of the mast at the gooseneck. Note the guy in the cabin's companionway holding the bundled up mainsale from being snagged by the wind.

And trying to come about under headsail alone against a lee shore, well, those are what we call "not good odds."

I think they would've been wiser to have used the headsail to gain speed with the waves, and just driven her ashore under control, straight up onto the open beach.

Instead, she got ground into scrap by the pilings under the pier.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 11:06 PM (QzJWU)

364 The entire thing is a snoozer for sure.

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 11:06 PM (nzKWW)

365 if the bow and stern are at the wave tops with a trough below the keel it can bend or buckle the hull.

Wasn't Obama going to raise the troughs or lower the tops, or something, and put an end to that stuff? He had a pen and a phone, after all.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 11:07 PM (2nFxy)

366 {{{Hrothgar}}}
But they're having a great time, nonetheless!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)



{{{Ladyl}}}
Yes, anyone that doesn't have a great time at a MoMee spends a night in the box!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 11:07 PM (eTZoJ)

367 The poor little boat doing a front flip. Never seen that before.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 11:07 PM (2nFxy)

368 How great would it be if tomorrow we found out that Trump had signed an EO unsealing all of Dogeaters personal records, like college admissions and scores, his weird social security application, his selective service, etc.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 19, 2020 11:07 PM (nnf6G)

369
Someone called me so I had to turn off Kamala. It's probably the same thing recycled anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 11:07 PM (G51Gf)

370 I've read that 1000 ft plus freighters have to be careful in those big waves because if the bow and stern are at the wave tops with a trough below the keel it can bend or buckle the hull.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)


Fun nautical fact: the force on the keel, when the bow and stern are supported but the midships is not, is called "sagging". The opposite force, with the peak of a wave under the middle and the bow and stern unsupported, is called "hogging".

This is one of the prevailing theories for the origin of my HQ nick.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

371 That ship video reminded me of one of the few tales my father (USNR) told about being in the PAC during WW II. He was on the bridge in a convoy during a typhoon and said it was quite interesting when his ship was in a wave trough, the props of the adjacent ships would be out of the sea and at his eye level.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 11:05 PM (eTZoJ)
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When my Dad's rescue boat squadron transferred to Okinawa from the Philippines, they spent 72 hours in a typhoon. He was in a 63 foot plywood boat being towed by an LST. During that 72 hours, the tow cable parted three times. I can't imagine what that must have been like.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:08 PM (UAMe5)

372 Didn't watch or listen but from what I'm guessing the Dems are still crazy, hate America, Trump and especially his supporters. Obama still has a special grudge because Trump forced him to release his birth certificate and end his little game and smears him but pretends he is above all that says something about not who we are or taking the highroad. And Kamala flopped like a dead cat.


Did I miss anything else?

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2020 11:09 PM (sGobE)

373 Columbia bar. Where they send Coast Guard to train in small boats in bad sea conditions.
Fun.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 19, 2020 11:09 PM (e1mEI)

374
{{{Ladyl}}}
Yes, anyone that doesn't have a great time at a MoMee spends a night in the box!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 11:07 PM (eTZoJ)


The barrel!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

375 {{hogmartin}}}}

I was just making fun. My comments up til my move were all about the trials and tribulations of moving from Ma to Md. I have adjusted amazingly well from a suburban house to a high rise apartment in the middle of a city. I did have my car brought down and have been driving around but don't think I want to drive from Bethesda to Fairfax especially if wine is involved.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:10 PM (sd8p8)

376 The landing of the helicopter...man. But what choice do you have? You can't go anywhere else.
Posted by: t-bird

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This is why I did not become a helicopter pilot.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 19, 2020 11:10 PM (V9b9b)

377
Obama still has a special grudge because Trump forced him to release his birth certificate and end his little game and smears him but pretends he is above all that says something about not who we are or taking the highroad.

----------

The Pharisee in the temple.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 11:10 PM (mht8P)

378 Kammaladeeda...
just said something so stupid it made no sense, something about security...it made no sense.

Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2020 11:11 PM (KWbVO)

379 Columbia bar. Where they send Coast Guard to train in small boats in bad sea conditions.
Fun.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 19, 2020 11:09 PM (e1mEI)
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Yeah, the national training facility at Cape Disappointment. Where the seas are consistently awful. Just looking at them from the top of the cape scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (UAMe5)

380 And 4 people clap.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (+ya+t)

381 That's one of the leading theories of the demise of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

I could see a young engineer going, "I'm supposed to design for what?!" Put a loaded ship up on two sawhorses and the tension along the bottom is going to be unbelievable.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (lIIT7)

382 Evening morons. USMC disbanded my former reserve armor unit this week. Bravo Co 4th tanks out of Yakima WA. 77 years of history deactivated and colors retired. USMC brass is changing mission focus and dropping heavy armor. Now we will be augmented by the Army. Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles) and largest quickest engagement (34 armor kills in 90 seconds) both during Desert Storm 91. Great company and great Marines. Semper Fi.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (DjiZK)

383 How often has Obama said uh, uh, uh?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:13 PM (lgiXo)

384 I did have my car brought down and have been driving around but don't think I want to drive from Bethesda to Fairfax especially if wine is involved.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:10 PM (sd8p
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I usually got a room in Virginia for the MoMee, "just in case alcohol was involved".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

385 Why not? Isn't the whole process 'dangerous'? Why single out polish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:12 PM (WvQcX)

Polishing throws off minute water droplets from your mouth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Too bad the Dims won't postpone turd polishing.

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 11:13 PM (arJlL)

386 Obama reciting a litany of Democrat atrocities against Blacks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I want him to mention the little Hispanic children being put in cages.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

387 Too bad the Dims won't postpone turd polishing.

Only to pick it up by the clean end.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 11:15 PM (+ya+t)

388 Oh and has Obama finally been allowed to make himself perfectly clear?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:15 PM (lgiXo)

389 With this crowd, I can't imagine alcohol would not be involved.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:15 PM (sd8p8)

390 On the 12 gauge video, what is going on with the very fast trails heading back toward the gun about halfway in? Ricochets?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (5p7BC)

391 Oh and has Obama finally been allowed to make himself perfectly clear?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:15 PM (lgiXo)
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"Let me make me perfectly queer."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (UAMe5)

392 Posted by: Zombie Robert Trump at August 19, 2020 11:09 PM (+TW2M)

And the Red, Red, troll-fag goes fag, fag, faggin' along.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (t1iT2)

393 Time for beddie-bye. Enjoy the Dem circus!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

394 On the 12 gauge video, what is going on with the very fast trails heading back toward the gun about halfway in? Ricochets?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM



Cavitation...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (sgZzZ)

395 Factor four recoil funk.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 11:17 PM (CvPPo)

396 I had the sh*t show on mute, but they're waving and pointing as if the place is packed with delegates. What phonies they are.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 19, 2020 11:17 PM (dH/BH)

397 "I read one story about a rogue wave that struck the bridge of the
original Queen Mary and put her on beam ends. I have visited the Queen
in Long Beach and that's a hell of a way up, around 90 ft from the
waterline.



I've read that 1000 ft plus freighters have to be careful in those
big waves because if the bow and stern are at the wave tops with a
trough below the keel it can bend or buckle the hull."
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In that same storm I mentioned, I had to go far forward on the level just below the flight deck, because on of the deck pad lights was leaking into the space below, to try and seal it up.

We went down into a trough and I went weightless, floating in air above the floor. When we hit the bottom of the trough I hit the deck. Hurt like hell but was lucky I didn't break anything.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 11:18 PM (Mm4NK)

398 131 34
I was at my dentist today. They are not doing tooth polishing during the Age of COVID.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:11

I got my teeth polished. But my daughter is the hygienist, so maybe that's why.
Posted by: clutch at August 19, 2020 10:29 PM (9UmRs)

I was at my dentist yesterday, and now, come to think of it, they didn't polish my teeth either. But they did apply some horrific fluoride to my teeth...

I couldn't quite get that taste out of my mouth all damn day.

You know what I don't get? Why in the hell do they take my blood pressure at the dentist? The first sphygmometer that they used sucked and showed systolic at 210 upon which I immediately called bullshit. They brought in another sphyg and it showed a normal BP which I fully expected. (I'll never forget when Psycho the Hygienist and Wannabe Cardiologist started in on me when she saw a BP of above 140. Never mind I had just eaten a considerably large breakfast to carry me through the dental visit and beyond. I haven't seen Psycho since and hope I never do.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 19, 2020 11:18 PM (ejsiI)

399 Did Hillary do that stupid point and wave thing as if she recognizes someone in the audience?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:19 PM (lgiXo)

400 The funny thing is, all the media will talk about tomorrow is this.

Meanwhile, Trump flat-out called Obama a traitor last week, and you never heard about that in the news at all. Crickets.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


Fortunately, many of us no longer watch the news. I don't even know who the anchors are anymore. In the past, in an election year I would go through the alphabet network news programs and all of the news networks to see what was being said about each candidate. I stopped doing that when they all went apeshit over Mittens putting the dog crate on his car.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

401 I'll bet Juan wouldn't make it a block outside with getting punched.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 11:19 PM (+ya+t)

402 That D20 logo makes it look like they're going to poison America with heavy water.

Posted by: schizoid at August 19, 2020 11:19 PM (MFFhc)

403 . Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles)


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BTR 11 o'clock! Sabot! Fire!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 11:20 PM (Mm4NK)

404 On the 12 gauge video, what is going on with the very fast trails heading back toward the gun about halfway in? Ricochets?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM
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Those are cracks in the tank. The detonation broke the fish tank the shell was in.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:20 PM (UAMe5)

405 384 Evening morons. USMC disbanded my former reserve armor unit this week. Bravo Co 4th tanks out of Yakima WA. 77 years of history deactivated and colors retired. USMC brass is changing mission focus and dropping heavy armor. Now we will be augmented by the Army. Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles) and largest quickest engagement (34 armor kills in 90 seconds) both during Desert Storm 91. Great company and great Marines. Semper Fi.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (DjiZK)

Mad respect from this here Airman.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 19, 2020 11:20 PM (ejsiI)

406 On the 12 gauge video, what is going on with the very fast trails heading back toward the gun about halfway in? Ricochets?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (5p7BC)


It's the glass of the aquarium breaking from the blast shock.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 11:20 PM (AiZBA)

407 Jug Eared Fuck finishes with Stay Safe!

Asshole. Disappear forever, dickless.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast


That would have been of more value if he'd said, "Stay safe, stay away from Portland".

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

408 I am a big DB Takin It to the Street fan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 11:21 PM (PUmDY)

409 1)James Bond



2)Rochester's Cheapskate Employer



3)Le Mons Driver ...


That's our Adriane, never clueless.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 19, 2020 11:21 PM (SchxB)

410 think they would've been wiser to have used the headsail to gain speed with the waves, and just driven her ashore under control, straight up onto the open beach.

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 11:06 PM (QzJWU)

That's exactly what I was thinking.

They were doing pretty much the worst thing possible.

Of course hindsight is 20-20!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 11:22 PM (xT2tT)

411
On the 12 gauge video, what is going on with the very fast trails heading back toward the gun about halfway in? Ricochets?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:16 PM (5p7BC)

The aquarium glass is shattering.

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (+0uDE)

412 That D20 logo makes it look like they're going to poison America with heavy water.
Posted by: schizoid at August 19, 2020 11:19 PM (MFFhc)


Holy lol, do they really have "D20" for a logo?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

413 participating in a local meeting over the phone...

since i'm not there, i can drink my way through it, which makes listening to the various idiots much more tolerable.


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (DhT1M)

414 >>Cavitation...


It can be a real problem.

Posted by: Lois Lane's Gynocologist at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (Vwmvq)

415 Thanks for the well wishes folks. Off to bed. Have fun!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (Mm4NK)

416 I have not watched a second of Commie fest. I am delighted that some crappy show TuCa mentioned (but I can't remember) beat them in the ratings.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (HabA/)

417 Has Kamala given a speech yet?

I heard she's not actually going to give one, she's just going to take an effigy of PDT and chainsaw it into pieces.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

418 So who do you think the media will slobber over more tomorrow? Kamala or Obama. My money is on Barack. Because he is their high school sweet heart that they just can't shut up talking about how amazing and wonderful he is.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 11:24 PM (vMCab)

419 401 Did Hillary do that stupid point and wave thing as if she recognizes someone in the audience?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 11:19 PM (lgiXo)

No, Kammy and Bite me did. Jilly joined in because she knows that it is the way it's done, I guess. And they showed the huge empty convention hall with only photographers crawling around below the stage.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 19, 2020 11:24 PM (dH/BH)

420 My couple of minutes here turned into an hour. Just got the new Will Trent book by Karin Slaughter so have to get some reading in.
Have a good night all.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:24 PM (sd8p8)

421 I don't like what I think I see.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

422 Holy lol, do they really have "D20" for a logo?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

Yes, with an arrow in the D pointing to the United States in the O.

Posted by: schizoid at August 19, 2020 11:25 PM (MFFhc)

423 I took a trans Atlantic cruise back in 2007 and it was the opposite of these videos. The crew all said it was the smoothest crossing of their lives.

One day the sea looked like leather, completely smooth, but little dimples as far as the eye could see.

6 straight days at sea and I could have gone 2 more weeks. Most relaxing week of my life.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:26 PM (5p7BC)

424 Has Kamala given a speech yet?



I heard she's not actually going to give one, she's just going to take an effigy of PDT and chainsaw it into pieces.


That would be an honest expression of her emotions, and she's not exactly known for honesty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 19, 2020 11:26 PM (SchxB)

425 I was lucky enough to see BB King 6 times.

2 times when the camera was rolling, and his playing was perfect.

4 Times however, with no camera, and the connection he had with the crowd, was incredible.

He was a true entertainer, but it was different if the cameras were present.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:27 PM (NgKpN)

426 384 Evening morons. USMC disbanded my former reserve armor unit this week. Bravo Co 4th tanks out of Yakima WA. 77 years of history deactivated and colors retired. USMC brass is changing mission focus and dropping heavy armor. Now we will be augmented by the Army. Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles) and largest quickest engagement (34 armor kills in 90 seconds) both during Desert Storm 91. Great company and great Marines. Semper Fi.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (DjiZK)


To Honorable Retirement of colors ...

Salute.

Posted by: Adriane the Bittersweet Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:27 PM (LPnfS)

427 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 19, 2020 11:20 PM (ejsiI)

Semper Fi C33.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:28 PM (DjiZK)

428 423 I took a trans Atlantic cruise back in 2007 and it was the opposite of these videos. The crew all said it was the smoothest crossing of their lives.

One day the sea looked like leather, completely smooth, but little dimples as far as the eye could see.

6 straight days at sea and I could have gone 2 more weeks. Most relaxing week of my life.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:26 PM (5p7BC)

retired Sailor. All SEAS are that way.

One second paradise? the next second, a F'n Ex Wife who is trying to kill you.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:28 PM (NgKpN)

429
Wait, deuterium oxide is a logo?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 11:28 PM (mht8P)

430 Oh, Fiddler's Green is a place, I foretell
Where the fishermen go if they don't go to Hell
Where the weather is clear and the dolphins do play
And the cold coast of Greenland is far far away.

Wrap me up in me oilskins and jumper
No more on the docks I'll be seen
Just tell me old shipmates I'm taking a trip, mates
And I'll see you some day in Fiddler's Green.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:30 PM (UAMe5)

431 " I think that was from the movie, "The Perfect Storm."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:28 PM (xT2tT)

So all CGI, then? Never saw the movie. Or even heard of it."
*********
I was on a container ship that pounded head on into what became know as the perfect storm for over three days. We were in the vicinity of two of the vessels mentioned in the book but couldn't do anything to aid them without getting into trouble ourselves.

Posted by: Cosda at August 19, 2020 11:31 PM (/ARnS)

432 266 Don't the Obama's own a house in Chicago too?
How many houses do they need?
And where do they get all this money?
I know they are well off, but shit.
Posted by: Case at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (Yl7xR)



House in Chicago was sold right after he moved into the White House.

Their income? He got an 8 figure book deal, Mooch just got a huge book deal, and they both just got a 9 figure Netflix deal.

Democrat politicians never move back "home" after being in power, much less even visit. The Clintons only went back to Arkansas to dedicate Billy Jeff's library, after the media went on and on about how there was an apartment in the library for Billy Jeff and Hilly could stay while in Little Rock. It probably hasn't been used in 10 years.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 19, 2020 11:31 PM (I8FKK)

433 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 11:31 PM (arJlL)

434 Is Goodyear going to try and ride out the storm or will there be heads a-rollin?

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 11:32 PM (nzKWW)

435 Posted by: Adriane the Bittersweet Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:27 PM (LPnfS)

Semper Fi Adriane. Thanks. Really Sucks.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:32 PM (DjiZK)

436 Thanks for explaining it, glass breaking didn't occur to me. Interesting that glass breaking is also something that moves, but faster than shots underwater.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 11:32 PM (5p7BC)

437 Navy Times reports Eisenhower spent 208 days at sea w/o a port call.

Betcha there's a lot of babies in nine months.

Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 11:33 PM (3kzAb)

438 Captain Obvious - I think Shaara's non Civil War stuff is his best work. I think he gets caught up in too much minutia in those books and they can get tedious. Although his most recent one "The Frozen Hours" about the Korean War is also pretty tedious, unfortunately.

"To the Last Man" I think may be his best. Like I said he sets the mood of the war and whets the appetite for those who want to learn more about WWI.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 11:33 PM (UoNvf)

439 Oh John Mayer can play guitar alright. He's incredible.

Posted by: frode at August 19, 2020 11:33 PM (6t/E2)

440
Copyright 2023?

We have 2 and 1/2 years to steal this content blind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2020 11:36 PM (sy5kK)

441 384 Evening morons. USMC disbanded my former reserve armor unit this week. Bravo Co 4th tanks out of Yakima WA. 77 years of history deactivated and colors retired. USMC brass is changing mission focus and dropping heavy armor. Now we will be augmented by the Army. Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles) and largest quickest engagement (34 armor kills in 90 seconds) both during Desert Storm 91. Great company and great Marines. Semper Fi.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (DjiZK)

Two of the ships I spent years on, are at the bottom of the sea.

USS Iwo Jima, LPH-2 is now part of a reef.

USS Harry W. Hill, DD-986, was used for target practice during a RimPac.

It hurts. Both were gallant Ladies who served our country well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:37 PM (NgKpN)

442 Oh, Fiddler's Green is a place, I foretell
Where the fishermen go if they don't go to Hell


Also tankers, infantrymen and the occasional artilleryman.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:37 PM (axyOa)

443 ..Democrat politicians never move back "home" after being in power, much less even visit. The Clintons only went back to Arkansas to dedicate Billy Jeff's library, after the media went on and on about how there was an apartment in the library for Billy Jeff and Hilly could stay while in Little Rock. It probably hasn't been used in 10 years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 19, 2020 11:31 PM (I8FKK)




The Slick Willie Presidential Adult Bookstore and "library", is nothing more than a doublewide on steroids perched precariously on stilts over an otherwise scenic creek.

Denny of "Grouchy Old Cripple" blog did a perfect photoshop of it, featuring a washer and dryer out on the balcony, and rusted cars and refrigerators scattered, rusted and rotting hither and yon across the grounds.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 11:38 PM (QzJWU)

444 437 Navy Times reports Eisenhower spent 208 days at sea w/o a port call.

Betcha there's a lot of babies in nine months.
Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 11:33 PM (3kzAb)

And that my friends, is how you break the Navy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:39 PM (NgKpN)

445 Two of the ships I spent years on, are at the bottom of the sea.

USS Iwo Jima, LPH-2 is now part of a reef.

USS Harry W. Hill, DD-986, was used for target practice during a RimPac.

It hurts. Both were gallant Ladies who served our country well.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:37 PM (NgKpN)
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She went down last October
In a pouring, driving rain
The skipper, he'd been drinking
And the mate, he felt no pain
Too close to Three-Mile Rock and she was dealt her mortal blow
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:39 PM (UAMe5)

446 there was an apartment in the library for Billy Jeff and Hilly could stay while in Little Rock. It probably hasn't been used in 10 years.

Not true!

Apparently Billy Jeff has a number of side pieces in Little Rock, and puts his apartment to good use.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 11:39 PM (I2/tG)

447 Evening morons. USMC disbanded my former reserve armor unit this week. Bravo Co 4th tanks out of Yakima WA. 77 years of history deactivated and colors retired. USMC brass is changing mission focus and dropping heavy armor. Now we will be augmented by the Army. Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles) and largest quickest engagement (34 armor kills in 90 seconds) both during Desert Storm 91. Great company and great Marines. Semper Fi.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (DjiZK)

HOOAH! From a Doggie with a Dad and a Brother who are Marines.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 19, 2020 11:40 PM (x8Wzq)

448 All of the DNC Live Broadcasts on YouTube got "Ratio'd" except for the one at MSNBC.

...and even that one ain't exactly "sparkling".

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 19, 2020 11:40 PM (Ckg4U)

449 Extra innings with Mayer. He isn't playing pentatonic scales as much.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 11:40 PM (PUmDY)

450 The Slick Willie Presidential Adult Bookstore and "library", is nothing more than a doublewide on steroids perched precariously on stilts over an otherwise scenic creek.

It was apparently designed so that the Hillary presidential library, with the same design, could be placed next to the Billy Jeff library.

Oops.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

451 425
I was lucky enough to see BB King 6 times.



2 times when the camera was rolling, and his playing was perfect.



4 Times however, with no camera, and the connection he had with the crowd, was incredible.



He was a true entertainer, but it was different if the cameras were present.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:27 PM (NgKpN)

The Kinks were like that. I never would have expected it, but they connected with an audience unbelievably well.
At the other end of the spectrum, Molly Hatchet. They were technically perfect, but you could have stayed home and listened to the album.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:42 PM (jK8Z7)

452 Evening morons. USMC disbanded my former reserve armor unit this week. Bravo Co 4th tanks out of Yakima WA. 77 years of history deactivated and colors retired. USMC brass is changing mission focus and dropping heavy armor. Now we will be augmented by the Army. Bravo Co still holds the Marine records for longest armor kill (btr at 3,750 meters - 2.2 miles) and largest quickest engagement (34 armor kills in 90 seconds) both during Desert Storm 91. Great company and great Marines. Semper Fi.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:12 PM (DjiZK)

Two of the ships I spent years on, are at the bottom of the sea.

USS Iwo Jima, LPH-2 is now part of a reef.

USS Harry W. Hill, DD-986, was used for target practice during a RimPac.

It hurts. Both were gallant Ladies who served our country well.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:37 PM (NgKpN)

***

Got a lot of time at Yakima. Damn that wind was cold up on the knuckles!
I'm a 20 year Army guy but spent my last 6 months before retiring in Somalia with the marines and aboard the Belleau Wood. It was a great experience. She was my ship! And sadly is now part of a reef somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:43 PM (axyOa)

453 The Kinks were like that. I never would have expected it, but they connected with an audience unbelievably well.
At the other end of the spectrum, Molly Hatchet. They were technically perfect, but you could have stayed home and listened to the album.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:42 PM (jK8Z7)

Police, same way.

Played a perfect concert, sounded just like the album, but no energy.

Saw them with .38 Special as the opener. Who was just the opposite.

Did not even stay for the whole Police set.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:44 PM (NgKpN)

454 good quotes at the top there ...

"Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power
predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other." that is Jung ... but set against Thucydides ... "remember that this greatness was won by men with courage, with knowledge of their duty, and with a sense of honor in action"

So men with great purpose, versus ... the masses? that just live to have fun and enjoy, while other "great men" control the broader "destiny of man". But none of those quotes mention the higher power ... not just man seeking his own destiny ... but fulfilling a higher calling from a Good God.


imo living for the higher calling is noble and rewarding ... and our God Blessed America has faltered as we failed to protect and teach the virtues that brought us to our "Manifest Destiny" ... a destiny based not in white supremacy, but in a virtuous recognition of God given rights/privileges, and concomitant individual responsibilities.


So what was Shakespeare meaning "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings"? idk, a little search says it means our human weakness let's us down, when "fate" might offer something greater .. for mankind (Caeser becoming a monarch ... in the play)?


Above my head on that literary front ... I think the good man views himself as too small at times, while the evil self-absorbed man sees himself as too big. "With God all things are possible", even as evil man (DeepState) thrusts himself upon us (TheNarrative, persecution) ... Average man must rise up to God's call ... maybe something like that. I don't think we are predestined to win ... we must respond.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2020 11:44 PM (Cus5s)

455 There has got to be more to life than this. If not, there is no point.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:44 PM (NWiLs)

456 Oops.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

Ha ha ha ha
Hillary's arrogance is so timeless

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 11:45 PM (J8nVw)

457 439
Oh John Mayer can play guitar alright. He's incredible.

Posted by: frode at August 19, 2020 11:33 PM (6t/E2)

I've seen Dead and Company twice. He's not a replacement for Jerry Garcia -- the band has a bit of a different sound, but damn he is good, and blends well with Bob Weir and the others. And it's the most peaceful place on earth.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:45 PM (jK8Z7)

458 Got a lot of time at Yakima. Damn that wind was cold up on the knuckles!
I'm a 20 year Army guy but spent my last 6 months before retiring in Somalia with the marines and aboard the Belleau Wood. It was a great experience. She was my ship! And sadly is now part of a reef somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:43 PM (axyOa)

/Salute!

Spent a bit of TAD time on the Balleau doing a technical assist visit.

Good crew when I was there. Actually already knew where the problems were, but command wanted outside eyes before spending a bunch of money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:46 PM (NgKpN)

459 There has got to be more to life than this. If not, there is no point.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Its simple.

You have this, and you're seeking that.

Now, open the window and kick the cat.

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 11:47 PM (arJlL)

460 Democrat politicians never move back "home" after being in power, much less even visit.

Harry S Truman ?

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:47 PM (LPnfS)

461 There has got to be more to life than this. If not, there is no point.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:44 PM (NWiLs)


You reached a goal, congratulations. Now find the next one.

you know that quote you put out each week on the gardening thread? That's pretty much what it means. It sucks, and that is what it is to be human.

You are doing fine, man. Keep on. It sucks less than the alternatives.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 11:48 PM (WyVLE)

462
Oops.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

Ha ha ha ha
Hillary's arrogance is so timeless
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 11:45 PM (J8nVw)


It still is hard to beat her "Happy Birthday to this future President" tweet, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 11:48 PM (pNxlR)

463 So what was Shakespeare meaning "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings"?
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Certainly, in terms of the play, Cassius is playing on Brutus' own desire for power and jealousy of Caesar. That whole scene is Cassius' seduction of Brutus to join in the conspiracy to assassinate Caesar, playing on Brutus' various weaknesses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:48 PM (UAMe5)

464 I saw the Police on the Synchronicity tour -- seemed pretty energetic, at least from the nosebleeds.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 11:48 PM (CvPPo)

465 Ray Davies graciously toured after real estate crash. He played Low Budget here

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

466 460
Democrat politicians never move back "home" after being in power, much less even visit.



Harry S Truman ?

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:47 PM (LPnfS)

Yeah, he was a few generations ago. LBJ moved back home too. I've been to the LBJ Ranch and I can understand why.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:49 PM (jK8Z7)

467 Jimmy the peanut farmer went home to Plains.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at August 19, 2020 11:49 PM (fP8Xt)

468 >>465 Ray Davies graciously toured after real estate crash. He played Low Budget here

Predictable.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2020 11:49 PM (CvPPo)

469 Did not even stay for the whole Police set.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 11:44 PM (NgKpN)

Blech. Never liked the Police. Repetitive, strident. Folks make fun of Duran Duran, but at least they made some real music, despite the electronic new-wave sound.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 19, 2020 11:49 PM (x8Wzq)

470 That whole scene is Cassius' seduction of Brutus to
join in the conspiracy to assassinate Caesar, playing on Brutus'
various weaknesses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:48 PM (UAMe5)

Hey, easy there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:50 PM (jK8Z7)

471 So what was Shakespeare meaning "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings"?
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Aka "No fate but what we make" - Terminator 2

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 11:50 PM (J8nVw)

472 I see so many stories of lives well lived, moments of joy, great experiences, fond memories...and all I have is an aching, gnawing emptiness where those things should be. I have an extremely difficult time trying to cope with that. It eats at me every single day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

473
Did Hillary do that stupid point and wave thing as if she recognizes someone in the audience?
Posted by: Northernlurker

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That would have been hilarious and she probably would have done it even in a gigantic empty ballroom, which is how Kamala gave her speech. Weird.

Hillary gave her speech from her sofa. Couldn't even get off her ass to help Biden. She's obviously in it for nothing but the few pennies she can get anymore instead of the billions she was anticipating.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 11:51 PM (G51Gf)

474 Hey, easy there.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:50 PM (jK8Z7)
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You're still north of the Rubicon, you're OK.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:51 PM (UAMe5)

475 I saw a screencap of Hillz from her speech. Mein Gott. Her eyes are not tracking and she looks like Jigsaw with better makeup.


I think that cursed portrait in the attic at Chappaqua is not keeping up with the burn.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 11:52 PM (WyVLE)

476 Insomniac, there is a God-shaped hole in all of us.
"Open the door, and let Him in"

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 11:52 PM (J8nVw)

477 467
Jimmy the peanut farmer went home to Plains.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at August 19, 2020 11:49 PM (fP8Xt)

Did he really? Seems he spends most of his time in Atlanta with the Carter Center. Of course, nw at his age he doesn't do much of anything. I was on a plane with him once, headed from Atlanta to Amsterdam. He went around the first class section and introduced himself to everyone, and then went to his seat and went to sleep. I guess the introduction drill was so people wouldn't harass him during the flight.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:52 PM (jK8Z7)

478 Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 11:43 PM (axyOa)

Yakima Firing Center in the winter -10 and 29 Stumps during the summer 120. One summer we were in the field at the YFC and the platoon sergeant got on the horn to range and patched through to dominoes and ordered 20 pizzas. Delivery guy dropped off the pizzas at the north gate. He was a little nervous rolling up on 3 battle loaded M1A1's.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 19, 2020 11:54 PM (DjiZK)

479 Not true!

Apparently Billy Jeff has a number of side pieces in Little Rock, and puts his apartment to good use.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 11:39 PM (I2/tG)


The back roads of Arkansas are littered with men and women that have more than a passing resemblance to Billy Jeff.

What I found interesting was when the book "Primary Colors" came out, the DC parlor game was trying to figure out who wrote it, and everyone ignored the part where the candidate had knocked up the teen daughter of a BBQ joint's owner.

Kind of makes Bill's trip on the Lolita Express more believable.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 19, 2020 11:54 PM (I8FKK)

480 "The man who's not afeared of the sea will soon be drowned. But we be afeared of the sea, so we only be drowned now and again."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 11:55 PM (unn44)

481
So what was Shakespeare meaning "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings"?

Posted by: illiniwek

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Famous line. Don't blame "fate" for your state in life. It's your actions and character.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (G51Gf)

482 A reef is a bad ending for a noble Ship of the Line. But at least she still "serves" (of a sort), in U.S. waters.

Being used as a target in Rim-Pac is at least a Viking's Funeral for a warship, wracking as it must be.

The worst though, has to be a U.S. Warship being driven hard onto a Pakistani beach, broken up while flying the flag of a (mostly) enemy state, and sold off to become cheap Chinese tools at Horror Freight.

Alas, they all can't be made into museum ships, and the scrappers gotta eat, same as worms.

It's the Circle of Life of Steel, and in the end, it offers no quarter or respite.

I don't so much mind the ultimate scrapping of the common U.S. Warship, but I damn sure wish it was restricted to and being done ONLY in U.S. Shipyards. Alter the EPA or OSHA if they must, but this would be a very Trumpian thing to do.

As to the uncommon U.S. Warship, the ones with unique records of valor, heroism and glory upon the High Seas, well, it's there that I'm at a loss.

We have trouble funding existing museum ships now, much less finding berthing, building shoreside tour buildings and finding the millions it takes to put an aged warrior up into Museum Condition.

Like at the pound. We can't take 'em all home, however much we'd like.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (QzJWU)

483 476 Insomniac, there is a God-shaped hole in all of us.
"Open the door, and let Him in"
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 11:52 PM (J8nVw)

I honestly don't think that's the answer. Religion is how I ended up on this failed path to begin with.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

484 And on that note, I'm signing off to finish reading "Captain Bligh's Portable Nightmare."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (UAMe5)

485 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

Dude. Seriously. Go to Texas. Meet me. We'll split a bottle of bourbon.

Keep in mind, I am an old-ish guy with a bald head and a white beard. Might be hard to pick me out from the crowd. I'll wear my Irish Pug T-shirt. Can't miss it. It's got a pug. with a bowler hat. And a tartan.

Hang tough, brother.

You know what? It's never too late to gather good memories. Go to Texas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (x8Wzq)

486 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

There's religion and there's Religion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2020 11:58 PM (eTZoJ)

487 You know what? It's never too late to gather good memories. Go to Texas.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (x8Wzq)

I'll be in Tx barring disaster.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:58 PM (NWiLs)

488 Like at the pound. We can't take 'em all home, however much we'd like.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (QzJWU)

Once the network of Dignity Canals has been completed, retired warships can be drawn by tugs to their namesake city or State.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:59 PM (t1iT2)

489 Hi Horde, after tonight are Barack and Joe wearing their friendship bracelets?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 19, 2020 11:59 PM (a4EWo)

490 I'll be in Tx barring disaster.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:58 PM (NWiLs)

Cool. We'll hang out and make everyone else uncomfortable.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:00 AM (x8Wzq)

491 Yeah, was CGI clip from the perfect storm.

As an aside, I made a transatlantic crossing aboard the QE II. The trip across from England had been rough. Per conversations with the crew, there had been several broken bones sustained, and I could see unrepaired damage here there where unsecured furniture and gear had slammed around.

I had a brief conversation with the Captain, this fellow ( https://tinyurl.com/y4xkce8m ) about it, and he opined that it wasn't the worst. He recounted that they had encountered a rogue wave some years before, estimated at 90 feet. That caved in the foredeck, and required repairs.

Nice vid here. https://tinyurl.com/psbdw89

As I have pointed out before, the hymn takes on a bit more meaning when you're in the N. Atlantic, rough seas, and 1000 miles from land.

As an aside, just had a brief bear encounter. While standing on the porch steps, observing the night, a movement caught my eye, and a bear ambled by about 25' away. It never knew I was there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:00 AM (WD9ZA)

492 Wow, Obama is looking rough.

Too much dope since he's been out of office, maybe.

I read earlier that Gaylord and Mooch have donated a grand total of ZERO DOLLARS to the Plugs campaign. Zip. Squat.

Also: the DNC Convention ratings are down nearly 50% over 2016.

Does that sound like a "blue wave" to you? Because it doesn't to me.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:00 AM (unn44)

493 486 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

There's religion and there's Religion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2020 11:58 PM (eTZoJ)

I'm sure. But I've told the tale and will spare repeating it. It turned out to be a crippling and devastating force in my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)

494 I honestly don't think that's the answer. Religion is how I ended up on this failed path to begin with.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

Have you considered that maybe you were exposed to bad religion by your abusive parents?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:01 AM (t1iT2)

495 490 I'll be in Tx barring disaster.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:58 PM (NWiLs)

Cool. We'll hang out and make everyone else uncomfortable.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:00 AM (x8Wzq)

Heh. Works for me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

496 I suppose we will barely recognise dear Insom when/if he returns from Texas...

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2020 12:02 AM (sgZzZ)

497 Gee, under 500 posts?

What, you all watching the DNC conniption?

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 12:02 AM (u1WYs)

498 496 I suppose we will barely recognise dear Insom when/if he returns from Texas...
Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2020 12:02 AM (sgZzZ)

Maybe I'll become a permanent fixture.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

499 Democrat politicians never move back "home" after being in power, much less even visit.

Harry S Truman ?
Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:47 PM (LPnfS)


His mentally ill homely wife never stopped bitching to "Give 'em Hell Harry" about how much she hated DC.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 12:03 AM (y7DUB)

500 It never knew I was there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:00 AM (WD9ZA)

Looking for a crunchy kayak to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:03 AM (t1iT2)

501 372 Didn't watch or listen but from what I'm guessing the Dems are still crazy, hate America, Trump and especially his supporters. Obama still has a special grudge because Trump forced him to release his birth certificate and end his little game and smears him but pretends he is above all that says something about not who we are or taking the highroad. And Kamala flopped like a dead cat.


Did I miss anything else?
Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2020 11:09 PM (sGobE)

Trump did the Republicans a huge favor by taking on the role of sin eater and forcing Obama to release his birth certificate.

Up until then, it was a trap that no Republican could get past without falling into it like stepping on a rake, and discrediting themselves trying to explain what they meant about criticizing The One.

You could tell that as soon as he was forced to do it, the media was really pissed that they couldn't use that on the GOP anymore.

That's when I first noticed that he couldn't give a flying fig about what anyone said about him.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2020 12:03 AM (UPWY4)

502 Men rising to power will murder ... we don't need Trump to be Caesar as much as we need the masses to rise up as sovereign, informed, righteous (godly) individuals. They are not trying to kill Caesar/Trump as much as trying to kill/silence/oppress each individual that speaks Truth (on global warming/race/marriage/virus/etc.)


We should be less dependent on kings and centralized power ... as we advance as society. The Gates/Soros/Oligarch DeepState control is regressive ... individual choice to live freely is well advanced ... till they started to demand we wear masks, lock down in our homes, only communicate via Google controlled narratives.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 12:04 AM (Cus5s)

503 "Wow, Obama is looking rough."

BO: Shit. Was that today? *cough* Wait. Lemme jump in the shower, and hey, do we still have those blueberry toaster strudels? Love those things.

*pauses a really long time*

Wait. Where we going?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:04 AM (x8Wzq)

504 Harry S Truman ?

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 19, 2020 11:47 PM (LPnfS)

Yeah, he was a few generations ago. LBJ moved back home too. I've been to the LBJ Ranch and I can understand why.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 11:49 PM (jK8Z7)



Truman, LBJ, and Carter did, but most of the Presidents, Senators, Governors, Congressmen, and Ambassadors all end up in their state capitols (Governors), or DC/NY for the national politicians. They really hate having to go back home to "that place".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 12:05 AM (I8FKK)

505 What? The bloom is off the employment rose for Insomniac?

Just fucking great...

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 12:05 AM (y7DUB)

506 Nope

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 12:06 AM (U2p+3)

507 Also: the DNC Convention ratings are down nearly 50% over 2016.



Does that sound like a "blue wave" to you? Because it doesn't to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:00 AM (unn44)


Nothing projects strength like Joe Biden at the top of the ticket.'

I can't tell if they just gave up, the principals are all in it for what they can steal, or if the are leaving it all on the shoulders of the contractors and they are stealing it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)

508 Insomniac.

To hell with "religion". Just talk to God, and keep an open heart and mind as to the subtle whispers of His replies.

However they occur.

The person you *don't* want to consult is some preacher with a diploma from Churcheology Theological Cemetery.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2020 12:06 AM (QzJWU)

509 Why, exactly, does Obama get a six vehicle motorcade when he travels somewhere (as shown on YouTube tonight after his speech).

Do other ex-Presidents get six vehicle motorcades when they go somewhere?

I'm sure Obama isn't paying for the motorcade himself.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:07 AM (I2/tG)

510 494 I honestly don't think that's the answer. Religion is how I ended up on this failed path to begin with.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

Have you considered that maybe you were exposed to bad religion by your abusive parents?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:01 AM (t1iT2)

That's part of it, sure. Using the whole honor your father and mother/obey your parents thing as rationalization for capricious and cruel totalitarianism for one. But the rest...just wrong about so many things. About people, about how the world works, about life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

511 Mrs. Texan and I watched the 1984 version of "Red Dawn." Great flick and it was more satisfying watching the Commies in the movie than watching the Commies at the Democratic convention.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 20, 2020 12:08 AM (9IdCK)

512 Do other ex-Presidents get six vehicle motorcades when they go somewhere?

I'm sure Obama isn't paying for the motorcade himself.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:07 AM (I2/tG)

And shouldn't they all be Teslas? Don't want to make the seas rise, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:08 AM (t1iT2)

513
Hey

Cancel the convention and just do _real_ news reports from around the country. If the riots stop, interview the citizen victims.

Do pressers (as have been doing).

No need for new faces or voices (except those like lacik, get her on point).

No one one can beat "what we just saw". Oh my. Don't put anything up next to it.

This month's battle can _only_ be lost.

And that would be hard.

Prove me wrong ?

Or at least shorten speeches to 2 days.

This "virtual" thing is a disaster.

Short and sweet.

Thank you Lord for those who go first into the fire.

Posted by: 20200819 at August 20, 2020 12:08 AM (TJXOt)

514 Another woe is me insomniac thread.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (PisyI)

515 Certainly, in terms of the play, Cassius is playing on Brutus' own desire for power and jealousy of Caesar. That whole scene is Cassius' seduction of Brutus to join in the conspiracy to assassinate Caesar, playing on Brutus' various weaknesses.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

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I think he was playing on Brutus' famous name (and possibly a direct ancestral link) to the Brutus that led to the overthrow of the Tarquin Kings and the establishment of the Republic to seduce young Brutus to the cause. The Romans, even in their appointments of Dictators in emergencies, hated the idea of the return to monarchy. Octavian was certainly concerned enough about it to call himself Princeps (First Among Equals) rather than Imperator.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (V9b9b)

516 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

A Zen Parable ...

There were two monks visiting a lonely monastery high in the mountains. As they climbed the steep path, a fierce storm rolled in. They were battered by wind and rain and soon it was so dark, they could not see the path but instead had to wait for flashes of lightening to see the next rock or tree to run to and hang on.

Slowly they made their way up mountain until very late they made it safely to the monastery. There they had a simple meal and a hot bath and were given a spare robe while theirs dried.

The younger monk said to the older monk, "We were so close to death! I have studied and read and meditated and all I could think of was that I might die here in this storm without ever having reached enlightenment!"

The older monk replied, "Do you remember those flashes of lightning that helped us get from one rock or tree to the next? Enlightenment is not a warm bath that waits for us at the end of our journey. The journey never ends. Enlightenment is simply those brief flashes that help us find a little part of the answer as we go from day to day ..."

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (LPnfS)

517 I thought the DNC could afford better CGI.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (CvPPo)

518 505 What? The bloom is off the employment rose for Insomniac?

Just fucking great...
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 12:05 AM (y7DUB)

Employment is a good thing. Boss has...issues. And I'm just struggling with some shit. If folks want to hate on me for it, so be it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:10 AM (NWiLs)

519 I just totaled up the cost of attending the TX MoMee in October.

I can do it, but it'll eat up most of my Stim Check II.
Should I start up a Go Fund Me? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

520 Mrs. Texan and I watched the 1984 version of "Red Dawn." Great flick and it was more satisfying watching the Commies in the movie than watching the Commies at the Democratic convention.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 20, 2020 12:08 AM (9IdCK)

I have one gripe about Red Dawn.

Why were they all so carefully groomed and coiffed, months into the campaign?

Really bugs me about an otherwise excellent movie.

Srsly: they should all have been raggedy and beardy.

*End rant*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:11 AM (x8Wzq)

521 Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (PisyI)

What an incredibly apt hash! Buy a PowerBall ticket while you are hot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:11 AM (t1iT2)

522 Enlightenment is simply those brief flashes that help us find a little part of the answer as we go from day to day ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ...

And to help us find the bathroom when needed.....

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 12:12 AM (arJlL)

523 The older monk replied, "Do you remember those flashes of lightning that helped us get from one rock or tree to the next? Enlightenment is not a warm bath that waits for us at the end of our journey. The journey never ends. Enlightenment is simply those brief flashes that help us find a little part of the answer as we go from day to day ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (LPnfS)

Hmm. Enlightningment!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:12 AM (NWiLs)

524 > I can't tell if they just gave up, the principals are all in it for what they can steal

Both, I think. The Biden/Pelosi/etc. crime family is trying to collect all the loot they can before the wheels come off. And they know the wheels are coming off.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:12 AM (unn44)

525 Wait. Where we going?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:04 AM (x8Wzq)


At that point I knew the edibles had kicked in.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (DjiZK)

526 520 Mrs. Texan and I watched the 1984 version of "Red Dawn." Great flick and it was more satisfying watching the Commies in the movie than watching the Commies at the Democratic convention.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 20, 2020 12:08 AM (9IdCK)

I have one gripe about Red Dawn.

Why were they all so carefully groomed and coiffed, months into the campaign?

Really bugs me about an otherwise excellent movie.

Srsly: they should all have been raggedy and beardy.

*End rant*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:11 AM (x8Wzq)

Even guerrillas have grooming standards.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (NWiLs)

527 The older monk replied, "Do you remember those flashes of lightning that helped us get from one rock or tree to the next? Enlightenment is not a warm bath that waits for us at the end of our journey. The journey never ends. Enlightenment is simply those brief flashes that help us find a little part of the answer as we go from day to day ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM (LPnfS)

Seemingly, they missed the cat beckoning to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (t1iT2)

528 Employment is a good thing. Boss has...issues. And I'm just struggling with some shit. If folks want to hate on me for it, so be it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:10 AM (NWiLs)


Not me. Keep up the struggle! We've all had bosses capable of making Goodyear decisions on a less high exposure basis daily.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (y7DUB)

529 Once the network of Dignity Canals has been completed, retired warships can be drawn by tugs to their namesake city or State.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The battleship North Carolina is moored just inland at Wilmington, NC.

She has at least twice been moved around by hurricanes, even though grounded in 30' or so mud. 15 Battle Stars, she earned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (cGzEU)

530 Insom, they were the guerrilla your dreams! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

531 Even guerrillas have grooming standards.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (NWiLs)

Wait. Did you guerillas, or gorillas?

Big difference.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)

532 522 Enlightenment is simply those brief flashes that help us find a little part of the answer as we go from day to day ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ...

And to help us find the bathroom when needed.....
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 12:12 AM (arJlL)

I usually just shuffle real slow in the dark until I get there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:14 AM (NWiLs)

533
Looking for a crunchy kayak to eat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I expect to find more tooth marks on my garbage can tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:14 AM (cGzEU)

534 531 Even guerrillas have grooming standards.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:13 AM (NWiLs)

Wait. Did you guerillas, or gorillas?

Big difference.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)

They both pick lice from each others' pelts, so hard to tell.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:15 AM (NWiLs)

535 Looking for a crunchy kayak to eat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Don't eat my kayak, bear!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

536 >>Why were they all so carefully groomed and coiffed, months into the campaign?

It was the'80's

The '80's were okay, except everyone did coke and talked too much.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2020 12:16 AM (CvPPo)

537 A'ight. Heading in.

'Night Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 12:16 AM (x8Wzq)

538 ..Hmm. Enlightningment!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:12 AM (NWiLs)



There'ya go, Sparky!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2020 12:16 AM (QzJWU)

539 Victorian morals were in part a reaction to French revolutionary purges.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 12:17 AM (LxTcq)

540 "Famous line. Don't blame "fate" for your state in life. It's your actions and character." Blonde Morticia

thanks ... and from the others, it was an appeal for Brutus to take destiny into his own hands via murder. This relates to the current media drive to get street thugs to "take destiny in their own hands" via BurnLootMurder ... but it is media/DeepState that is trying to manipulate others for their own malicious control.


The higher calling does not involve murdering the innocent ... or murdering the Caesars (that have good intent?). Our founders went to war, with much deliberation ... not such a seditious and selfish intent ... the sacrificed their lives/fortunes.


Removing the police from neighborhoods that need police ... bad. Even as the police themselves are being corrupted. Information age could clean all this up ... so they censor us.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 12:17 AM (Cus5s)

541 539 Victorian morals were in part a reaction to French revolutionary purges.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 12:17 AM (LxTcq)

How so?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:18 AM (NWiLs)

542 The journey never ends. Enlightenment is simply those brief flashes that help us find a little part of the answer as we go from day to day ..."

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 12:09 AM



That was beautiful, man...

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2020 12:19 AM (sgZzZ)

543 Stolen from elsewhere:

A man runs up to Socrates in the Agora and says "Hey, Socrates! You'll never guess what I just heard about Diogenes!"

Socrates says "One moment, my friend. That sounds like gossip. Before you tell me, I have a few questions."

"First: is it True? Do you know this from your own personal knowledge?"

"Well....no. I just sort of heard it from someone else."

"Second: is it Good?"

"Well... no. It's pretty bad, actually."

"Third: will it produce Happiness?"

"Definitely not."

Socrates says "If it is neither True, nor Good, nor conducive to Happiness, it is of no value and I do not wish to hear it. Please go away."

Thus Socrates's reputation as a great philosopher was bolstered. Thus also Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:19 AM (unn44)

544 A lot of Red Dawn was a teen heart throb flick. Between Swayze and Ken Osmond, Swayze got the nod. His hair remained perfect at least until I found something else to watch.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 12:19 AM (RuIsu)

545 I did have my car brought down and have been driving around but don't think I want to drive from Bethesda to Fairfax especially if wine is involved.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2020 11:10 PM (sd8p

I sooo don't miss VA and it's traffic.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (qsUEl)

546 Wait. Did you guerillas, or gorillas?

Big difference.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic

Aaaannnnnd......we go from Philosophy to Captain Ron !

I love this place !

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (arJlL)

547
I watched Kayleigh McEnany dealing with the WH presstitutes today. She is a formidable Press Secretary and takes great pains to make sure the WH point of view gets aired.

How long before the presstitutes complain about her binders full of answers, I wonder?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (pNxlR)

548 And now, a song for Squad junior member Ayanna Presley:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iotI_HHmfCo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (t1iT2)

549 Two monks walk into a bar...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (aKsyK)

550 I don't drink, haven't really for a long time. Not in recovery or anything like that, just sort of stopped ten or twelve years ago. Once or twice a year I might sit on the front porch with my Dad and have a beer, or maybe a shot of rye in my eggnog at Christmas, but that's about it. Tonight, I watched part of the Democrat convention, and I just want to up-end a bottle of the worst rotgut I can find. Maybe El Toro Tequila, the cheap stuff with the little hat on the lid. Do they still make that? Sweet Jesus. That was the most soul-sucking mood-killing brain-hurting dick-shrinking clown show I've ever seen. It can't be real. They can't be serious.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (+3rQF)

551 I missed out on the downtown Abbey hype originally. But I watched it on Prime and really liked it. Well done show. Doubt it could be made in 2020 through since you know, all white cast.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 12:22 AM (LI2jF)

552
A lot of Red Dawn was a teen heart throb flick. Between Swayze and Ken Osmond, Swayze got the nod. His hair remained perfect at least until I found something else to watch.
Posted by: klaftern


Eddie Haskell?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:22 AM (aKsyK)

553 > A lot of Red Dawn was a teen heart throb flick. Between Swayze and Ken Osmond, Swayze got the nod.

It features Jennifer Grey before she fucked up her nose. Also Lea Thompson was quite decorative back then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:22 AM (unn44)

554 547
I watched Kayleigh McEnany dealing with the WH presstitutes today. She is a formidable Press Secretary and takes great pains to make sure the WH point of view gets aired.

How long before the presstitutes complain about her binders full of answers, I wonder?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:21 AM (pNxlR)

They've already bitched about it. They don't like being exposed as the shallow, trite and utterly predictable twits that they are.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:23 AM (NWiLs)

555 I always thought of Downtown Abby as a lady of the Evening.

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 12:23 AM (arJlL)

556 It features Jennifer Grey before she fucked up her nose.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Sasha Grey

Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 12:24 AM (qsUEl)

557 I once was crew on a sailboat race in a rather small J-24 that left out of the Golden Gate North to Drake's Bay. A late weather report (that we could have used) showed a massive low pressure system spinning down the coast with winds in excess of 20 knots......We ran flat out into it.

The main sail traveler at one point snapped away from it's stainless steel moorings in the cockpit and threatened to clock us all in the head like some medieval mace..skipper said..."Are we still having fun?"

The crew said NO!!!

Turned tail and limped back into San Fran with a storm jib.

4 people died running on the rocks off Point Lobos.

We sat up in the bar late in the afternoon watching boat after boat, some dis masted limp back into the St. Francis Yacht Club marina.....yeah, all for fun and bragging rights those days.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 12:24 AM (u1WYs)

558 555 I always thought of Downtown Abby as a lady of the Evening.
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 12:23 AM (arJlL)

Or a meter maid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:24 AM (NWiLs)

559
Victorian morals were in part a reaction to French revolutionary purges.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 12:17 AM (LxTcq)

How so?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:18 AM (NWiLs)


Yes, please explain, as the purges happened many decades before the Victorian Era began.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:25 AM (pNxlR)

560 "Walking on Sunshine" was a fun movie, basically written around a bunch of 80's songs, but I really enjoyed the vivacious dance and the way they scripted the songs into a coherent script. Made the songs fun to listen to again ... free on Amazon prime I think (which I canceled as of tomorrow)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 12:25 AM (Cus5s)

561 Did you ever have a day where you feel like the Dad who bought his kid the book Mein Kampf for his birthday, and discovered that the ungrateful little squirt actually wanted "Mine Craft"?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 12:25 AM (WyVLE)

562 556 It features Jennifer Grey before she fucked up her nose.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Sasha Grey
Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 12:24 AM (qsUEl)

Now we're talking.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:25 AM (NWiLs)

563 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people? I know everyone in Hollywood and music did it. And it seems like every character in eve try 80s movie was as well. But your typical 23 year old in Denver or Atlanta...was he doing it?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 12:25 AM (LI2jF)

564 > How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

There was... a lot of it. And that's all I'm going to say in that respect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:26 AM (unn44)

565 I have the calves of a Roman soldier, if that helps any.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 19, 2020 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

Do you have the abs of a Spartan?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2020 12:26 AM (LxTcq)

566 Feds are guarding the ICE office in Portland as the rioters assemble.

Remember, you'll get hit with Federal charges if you are arrested, kids.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:27 AM (I2/tG)

567
Downton Abby was a beautiful blonde labrador.

Posted by: MHK at August 20, 2020 12:27 AM (iQIUe)

568 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people? I know everyone in Hollywood and music did it. And it seems like every character in eve try 80s movie was as well. But your typical 23 year old in Denver or Atlanta...was he doing it?
Posted by: Asshoes

Looks right, looks left, ahhhhh yea

Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 12:27 AM (qsUEl)

569 Biden doing the "Listen to the Wisdom of the Retarded Child" routine with that Billie Eyelash person.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:28 AM (unn44)

570 >>But your typical 23 year old in Denver or Atlanta...was he doing it?

More like wine coolers and ephedrine.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2020 12:29 AM (CvPPo)

571 I was in high school in the late 80s and knew nobody who did cocaine. Maybe I was sheltered, I dunno. In the early to mid 90s in college too. Everyone smoked weed. Anything harder, nobody in my circle at least nobody that I knew of.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 12:30 AM (LI2jF)

572 564

Like dirty martini's and Frank Sinatra to the generation before

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 12:30 AM (u1WYs)

573 Hmmm. Disappointing but not surprising. Duplicity and treachery are second nature to some.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:30 AM (NWiLs)

574
Say what you will about Jared Kushner but prace appears to be breaking out all over on the middle east. Remember how the creepy war loving left bashed him last spring?

Posted by: MHK at August 20, 2020 12:30 AM (iQIUe)

575 Insom,

Please don't take this as an insult.

Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. I get it depression sucks ass. Find out what is causing it and stop the cause. In my case depression was a result of over work. Working way past my ability to function without pain and fatigue. Trying to do work i was not able to do. I finally took disability though it crushed me it let me see the truth. Result is depression is gone. Or just not so crushing. Life still is a downhill race to my bottom but i can live with knowledge that my best days are behind me and i try to enjoy my life that is left. Not happy about it but i try to find joy. It is the only choice.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 12:31 AM (0OmEj)

576 We sat up in the bar late in the afternoon watching boat after boat, some dis masted limp back into the St. Francis Yacht Club marina.....yeah, all for fun and bragging rights those days.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 12:24 AM (u1WYs)

Done something similiar in a J35.
We quit early, owner was a salty old Boeing engineer.

We sat in the bar above the marina and watched a bunch of boats crash, roundup, dismast, and cut their sails free.

Less than half of the fleet finished the race.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 12:31 AM (U2p+3)

577 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people? I know everyone in Hollywood and music did it. And it seems like every character in eve try 80s movie was as well. But your typical 23 year old in Denver or Atlanta...was he doing it?
Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 12:25 AM (LI2jF)
------------

I worked blue collar in Minneapolis in the 80's.

Cocaine was common.

I saw a gal get on her knees to snort some coke that got spilled into the carpeting.

I worked with guys who dealt on the side so they could afford to their coke.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 12:31 AM (WEBkv)

578 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

I have no idea what you are talking about

you must be on the wrong website

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:31 AM (O+AcM)

579 I watched Richard Jewell tonight and I really enjoyed it, Jon Hamm has pretty much mastered the role of the sleazy FBI agent, as he did in The Town. I came away hating the FBI just a little bit more. I hope James Comey goes to the slammer, I think he will rat out everyone to save his own sorry ass.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2020 12:31 AM (a4EWo)

580 A crazed Portland transvestite, Peter Wilson Curtis, is right at the front doors of ICE.

He was arrested yesterday for the third time at a Portland riot. No consequences, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:34 AM (I2/tG)

581 472 I see so many stories of lives well lived, moments of joy, great experiences, fond memories...and all I have is an aching, gnawing emptiness where those things should be. I have an extremely difficult time trying to cope with that. It eats at me every single day.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 11:50

Just so you know, Insom, I feel the same way.

You're not alone.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:35 AM (j3jZX)

582 Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 12:31 AM (0OmEj)

I truly am sorry for that hand you were dealt. You've clearly figured out your best way to approach it. I don't know if happiness is a choice or not. For me it's almost always situational, if at all. But perhaps it doesn't have to be that way I guess?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:35 AM (NWiLs)

583 > He was arrested yesterday for the third time at a Portland riot. No consequences, of course.

Hopefully he's about to learn the difference between Oregon state charges and federal charges.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:35 AM (unn44)

584 crazed Portland transvestite

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:34 AM (I2/tG)

Woo-Hoo! A sighting of the rare Triple Redundancy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:36 AM (t1iT2)

585 Dum de dum dum:


Former U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday said the "basic tenants" of "our democracy" are at stake in the 2020 election and urged voters to cast their ballots this November.

Posted by: oldtimer at August 20, 2020 12:36 AM (zt1Y6)

586 Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 12:35 AM (j3jZX)

I'm sorry. I appreciate you volunteering that, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:37 AM (NWiLs)

587
How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

That depended on the circle in which you traveled and your financial situation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:37 AM (aKsyK)

588 Hopefully he's about to learn the difference between Oregon state charges and federal charges.

He's banging on the front door - the Feds are staying inside the building (there are at least fifty of them), and letting the rioters approach the building.

Methinks he will be in for a real surprise tonight when he's arrested and the charges aren't dropped.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:38 AM (I2/tG)

589 well the Left has just about had their innings

try as they may, they will not convince the people of two items

#1 that the rioting really didn't happen

#2 that the rioters are not from the left

Trump will hit these out of the park

and Bammy knows it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:38 AM (O+AcM)

590 Maybe Curtis would welcome the federal experience... PMITA prison and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2020 12:38 AM (sgZzZ)

591 I was on the party/bar scene a lot in the 80s, in a city but not a major city, there was a lot of coke. Never touched it myself, I was already well-read and knew cocaine left a trail of blood and horror from source to user. It was very fashionable, promoted by Hollywood, I went to a big dance bar once with a female friend and she told me three guys asked her if she wanted to go somewhere and do coke, so yea, very cool 80s panty remover it was.

Posted by: yop at August 20, 2020 12:38 AM (nqhkI)

592 He's banging on the front door - the Feds are staying inside the building (there are at least fifty of them), and letting the rioters approach the building.

Methinks he will be in for a real surprise tonight when he's arrested and the charges aren't dropped.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:38 AM (I2/tG)

Where's Joe Biden and his shotgun, when he is really needed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:39 AM (t1iT2)

593 Former U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday said the "basic tenants" of "our democracy" are at stake in the 2020 election and urged voters to cast their ballots this November.
Posted by: oldtimer at August 20, 2020 12:36 AM (zt1Y6)

Man, if i had an 8 ball for every time I have heard that

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:40 AM (O+AcM)

594 Two monks walk into a bar...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------

Barkeep: "What''ll you have?"

Monks: "Benedictine"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:40 AM (cGzEU)

595 Wow, BB King is a very patient man.

Posted by: bitter klinger at August 20, 2020 12:40 AM (AZ4Ye)

596 593 Former U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday said the "basic tenants" of "our democracy" are at stake in the 2020 election and urged voters to cast their ballots this November.
Posted by: oldtimer at August 20, 2020 12:36 AM (zt1Y6)

Man, if i had an 8 ball for every time I have heard that
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:40 AM (O+AcM)

You could play a game of pool. But with all 8 balls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:41 AM (NWiLs)

597 Socrates says "If it is neither True, nor Good, nor conducive to Happiness, it is of no value and I do not wish to hear it. Please go away."

Thus Socrates's reputation as a great philosopher was bolstered. Thus also Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia






Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 12:41 AM (axyOa)

598
From a report by my MiL, it appears that "Doctor" Jill and her performing monkey, Joey, used the public high school not a quarter mile from our house as the setting for some type of campaign nonsense on Tuesday evening. Wow - they honor us merely by being here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:41 AM (pNxlR)

599 I sampled just about everything but was thrifty enough to never get into the habit of buying anything.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2020 12:41 AM (CvPPo)

600
Just as a side note on that John Mayer/BB King video: JM is playing the late, great Rory Gallagher's original '61 Strat. Gallagher's family have loaned out that guitar for concert use on several occasions, so you sometimes see it being used by JM or Joe Bonamassa etc.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 12:41 AM (EGyGV)

601 576

No kidding? Bay racing the marks back in the 80's? I did the Farallon race once in the same J-24...Holey Moley what an epic beat on the Lee Rail....hanging boots for 4 + hours. a chaffing on your back side like none other.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 12:41 AM (u1WYs)

602 The point is find your way to joy. Whatever it is. Or how sad it seems. Life is pain. Life is disappointing. That isn't a choice. How you feel about it is. I'm doomed to be poor. I have no choice. But i can find things to enjoy.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 12:42 AM (0OmEj)

603 Kinda forgotten how much I despise the Obamas

the eternal question

which one is worse ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:42 AM (O+AcM)

604 > I worked blue collar in Minneapolis in the 80's.

> Cocaine was common.

Alaska during the Pipeline boom.

More cocaine here than actual snow.

Take a pipeline-grade welder (who already makes beaucoup bucks), hire him at massively higher wages than that to work in the Alaska Interior, then stick him in remote camps where he a) has all of his room and board paid and b) doesn't have anywhere to spend any of that lovely money for a couple of weeks at a time.

Yeah, things tended to get lively when those guys hit town. And they were always cycling into town.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:43 AM (unn44)

605 603 Kinda forgotten how much I despise the Obamas

the eternal question

which one is worse ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:42 AM (O+AcM)

TFG did a hell of a lot more damage than Big Mike, though they are both execrable excuses for human beings.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:43 AM (NWiLs)

606
"basic tenants"


He said "tenants", not "tenets"? That's a "Constitutional scholar" for you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:43 AM (pNxlR)

607 What the Klingon has said is unimportant and we do not hear his words.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 12:43 AM (aKsyK)

608
There are a couple of cruise ships in that Ships in Storms video.

And what happened at 5:58?!?! Crew on that thing that was secured by...what? What were those lines keeping that boat from sinking? That guy must've drowned.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (G51Gf)

609 I don't know whether they're "basic" but some of the tenants of our democracy have been behaving really, really badly -rioting, looting, kicking people in the head.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (WkPC9)

610 mid 80's I was involved in a bar ... did a sports thing for them, drank a lot. Some of the others in that bar family were in the coke thing ... one brother flushed the coke of his brother down the toilet ... the girl friend called the cops on him, he at first accused me, the girlfriend saw that and told him it was her. heh They are together still now, my friends on FB.


Another good friend now, big Trump guy, has done well, also big into coke then ... dealing, fixing up his house with the bucks ... crazy stuff ... some did it ... I never did, but saw it all over.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (Cus5s)

611 Kinda forgotten how much I despise the Obamas
-------

...and, bonus...ValJar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (830x5)

612 Pretty dramatic - the tranny banging on the front door, with a squad of Feds dressed in black riot gear visible inside the building five yards from him.

Feds have already warned the rioters about vandalizing the building.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (I2/tG)

613
Former U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday said the "basic tenants" of "our democracy" are at stake in the 2020 election and urged voters to cast their ballots this November.
Posted by: oldtimer

======

So that wasn't just me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (G51Gf)

614
Former U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday said the "basic tenants" of "our democracy" are at stake in the 2020 election and urged voters to cast their ballots this November.
Posted by: oldtimer at August 20, 2020 12:36 AM (zt1Y6)






Tenants?

The Golden Scalp Weasel sure is living rent-free in Chocolate Fonzie's head, isn't he.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (EGyGV)

615 602 The point is find your way to joy. Whatever it is. Or how sad it seems. Life is pain. Life is disappointing. That isn't a choice. How you feel about it is. I'm doomed to be poor. I have no choice. But i can find things to enjoy.
Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 12:42 AM (0OmEj)

Wise words. I'll work on it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (NWiLs)

616 Feds putting on gas masks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (I2/tG)

617 He said "tenants", not "tenets"? That's a "Constitutional scholar" for you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
------

"Corpsman". The CiC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (830x5)

618 He said "tenants", not "tenets"? That's a "Constitutional scholar" for you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:43 AM (pNxlR)

How the Hell can one graduate from Harvard Law and not know the difference between the two words, seeing as both find frequent use in legal matters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (t1iT2)

619 > Former U.S. President Barack Obama on Monday said the "basic tenants" of "our democracy"

At least he didn't introduce himself as "My husband, Joe Biden".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (unn44)

620 609 I don't know whether they're "basic" but some of the tenants of our democracy have been behaving really, really badly -rioting, looting, kicking people in the head.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (WkPC9)

I bet they don't even pay rent.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (NWiLs)

621 618 He said "tenants", not "tenets"? That's a "Constitutional scholar" for you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:43 AM (pNxlR)

How the Hell can one graduate from Harvard Law and not know the difference between the two words, seeing as both find frequent use in legal matters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:46 AM (t1iT2)

Affirmative action.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:47 AM (NWiLs)

622 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

I owned stock in Peru and Columbia. The politics of death and I don't miss any of that shit.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 20, 2020 12:48 AM (64Cwk)

623 TFG was both the first ghey President and first Affirmative Action President.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:48 AM (NWiLs)

624
I watched Richard Jewell tonight and I really enjoyed it, Jon Hamm has pretty much mastered the role of the sleazy FBI agent, as he did in The Town. I came away hating the FBI just a little bit more. I hope James Comey goes to the slammer, I think he will rat out everyone to save his own sorry ass.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

=========

I just realized I have HBO on Prime. Now I'm watching it, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 12:49 AM (G51Gf)

625
How the Hell can one graduate from Harvard Law and not know the difference between the two words, seeing as both find frequent use in legal matters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------
Oh, and President of the Harvard Law Review.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:50 AM (L47aO)

626 Which tenets was Obama referring to? Did the great constitutional scholar specify or he just left that hanging there?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 12:50 AM (WkPC9)

627 Pretty dramatic - the tranny banging on the front door, with a squad of Feds dressed in black riot gear visible inside the building five yards from him.

Feds have already warned the rioters about vandalizing the building.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (I2/tG)

I'm hearing the theme song from Three's Company in my head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:50 AM (t1iT2)

628 622 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

I owned stock in Peru and Columbia. The politics of death and I don't miss any of that shit.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 20, 2020 12:48 AM (64Cwk)


Peruvian Marching Powder

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 20, 2020 12:51 AM (DjiZK)

629
Somewhere on the bottom of Lake Superior in the western Apostle Islands rests the remains of the fishing boat in which one of my great grandfathers was lost during an early spring snow squall almost 100 years ago. He was the sole person on board. I cannot imagine what he went through before his end came.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:51 AM (pNxlR)

630 maybe he was talking about the renters in those extra 7 states

maybe we should cut him some slack

*ducks behind desk*

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:51 AM (O+AcM)

631 And did anyone tune in for Hillary, or it required more of a cast iron stomach than you had at the time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 12:52 AM (WkPC9)

632 maybe he was talking about the renters in those extra 7 states

maybe we should cut him some slack

*ducks behind desk*
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:51 AM (O+AcM)

It's not the renters, it's the squatters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:53 AM (t1iT2)

633 Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:51 AM (O+AcM)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 12:53 AM (WkPC9)

634 > And did anyone tune in for Hillary, or it required more of a cast iron stomach than you had at the time?

The screenshot of her that's floating around Twatter is more than enough.


https://twitter.com/dcexaminer /status/1296265706942734336

(remove space, if you dare)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:54 AM (unn44)

635
Which tenets was Obama referring to? Did the great constitutional scholar specify or he just left that hanging there?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I'd hazard a guess that he hung out at the 30,000 foot level as he likely would have augured into the ground had he dared to attempt to cite anything specific. Superficial, if not trite and banal, scholarship is what he does best.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:54 AM (pNxlR)

636 632 maybe he was talking about the renters in those extra 7 states

maybe we should cut him some slack

*ducks behind desk*
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 12:51 AM (O+AcM)

It's not the renters, it's the squatters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:53 AM (t1iT2)

As you did unto the leased of these, you did unto me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:55 AM (NWiLs)

637
And did anyone tune in for Hillary, or it required more of a cast iron stomach than you had at the time?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

=======

It was so bad that Brian Williams said she got lost in the shuffle. It was a way of saying Obama towered over the evening, but really -- she sat on her sofa in a dim room and recited her boring speech.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 12:56 AM (G51Gf)

638 Rioters have been given two minutes to leave.

The exterior of the building has been vandalized.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:56 AM (I2/tG)

639
How the Hell can one graduate from Harvard Law and not know the difference between the two words, seeing as both find frequent use in legal matters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon






Pretty much the same reason he was on the pasty white Punahou School basketball team in Hawaii.

I'm pretty sure that the school administration conversation went something like this...

"We suck."

"There's a negro kid in Social Studies class, if we get him to play, we're SURE to kick ass."

"If he won't play, offer him some Maui Wowie."

*At the first practice, coach watches Bammy throw up more bricks than a stonemason on meth*

"Okay, maybe we can put him on the bench and BLUFF the other schools."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 12:57 AM (EGyGV)

640 https://twitter.com/dcexaminer /status/1296265706942734336

(remove space, if you dare)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:54 AM (unn44)

Fuck. She looks like that alien race head that always ran in the Star Trek credits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:57 AM (t1iT2)

641 These puns are ill-manored.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:57 AM (unn44)

642 > Fuck. She looks like that alien race head that always ran in the Star Trek credits.

Holy crap! So she does.

Good eye.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:58 AM (unn44)

643 Somewhere on the bottom of Lake Superior in the western Apostle Islands rests the remains of the fishing boat in which one of my great grandfathers was lost during an early spring snow squall almost 100 years ago. He was the sole person on board. I cannot imagine what he went through before his end came.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
-------

The Great Lakes storms are the stuff of legend. Their Lifesaving Service has an interesting history. Thousands of ships lost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 12:58 AM (bk3Sg)

644 627
Pretty dramatic - the tranny banging on the front door, with a squad of
Feds dressed in black riot gear visible inside the building five yards
from him.



Feds have already warned the rioters about vandalizing the building.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 12:44 AM (I2/tG)



I'm hearing the theme song from Three's Company in my head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:50 AM (t1iT2)

--------------------------------------------

Come and knock on our door.
We've been waiting for you.
If your pronouns are hers, or xers, or his.
Hickory shampoo.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 12:58 AM (+3rQF)

645 As you did unto the leased of these, you did unto me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 12:55 AM (NWiLs)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 12:59 AM (t1iT2)

646
As you did unto the leased of these, you did unto me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


LOL! You captured his level of understanding scripture to a "T".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 12:59 AM (pNxlR)

647
I'd hazard a guess that he hung out at the 30,000 foot level as he likely would have augured into the ground had he dared to attempt to cite anything specific. Superficial, if not trite and banal, scholarship is what he does best.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

====

That's exactly what happened. The Obama Speech Generator. "Joe is a great guy." No examples. "Joe made me a better president." Nothing specific. As for Trump, "Orange Man Bad."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 01:00 AM (G51Gf)

648 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

Definitely not normal in the 80's so I can't honestly participate in your survey. The late 70's early 80's are a bit blurry. Probably all the coke I snorted.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 20, 2020 01:01 AM (3LFHc)

649
Is Shrillary well and truly launched into living out her days as Miss Faversham from "Great Expectations"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 01:02 AM (pNxlR)

650 Here: The Hillien:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y276n9zf

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 01:02 AM (t1iT2)

651 Between the multiple facelifts and all the Botox, I wonder if Hillary can even blink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 01:03 AM (NWiLs)

652 "Life is pain. Life is disappointing. That isn't a choice."

gee ... it is a matter of perspective ... Americans have it made. There are struggles and disappointments, but mostly because we believe some Barbie Doll fairy tale is normal, and fighting the good fight is supposed to be some easy "walk" or dance through life.


Going back 40 years, I recall a friend that said when he gets down, he looks over at a stop light at the other guy and says to himself "I could have been born black". It is true usually ... the black guy struggling, raised in the hood ... he has life rougher. But sure ... constant pain and sorrow for us that don't have the Barbie Doll existence. oy ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2020 01:03 AM (Cus5s)

653 One of my favorite moments was when President Obama was visiting an Alcoa plant, and learned that aluminum is non-magnetic. He actually talked to a group of reporters ans said that "I learned something today.."

This is the guy who is "...going to restore science to it's proper role".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2020 01:03 AM (pK7cg)

654 I have no..zero...nada..tolerance for anything Lefty/Marxist/sleeper Socialist here in my country.

What to do....Hhhmmm...what to do....

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:05 AM (u1WYs)

655 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:54 AM (unn44)

I wonder if she stayed looking as if she had been goosed for the entire clip, or that look wore off after a certain point?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2020 01:05 AM (WkPC9)

656
Fuck. She looks like that alien race head that always ran in the Star Trek credits.

Holy crap! So she does.

Good eye.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Have a drink of tranya.

https://tinyurl.com/y53xkz3v

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 01:07 AM (aKsyK)

657
Really, it occurs to me that no one has a story about Joe. "We were trying to figure out X, and Joe had this idea" or "Joe did a masterful job with the X portfolio, look at the results we got" or "If it hadn't been for Joe, we wouldn't have bee able to do X." Nothing like that. I even remember reading once about Joe's public schedule as vp. He literally had like two hours a day scheduled. There's that picture of him, Hillary, and Obama going up some steps where he's all over Hillary's neck. He has the look of someone who just does nothing all day.

The Kamala stories were her obnoxiously grilling Kavanaugh and Barr. Obnoxious as hell. Nothing about the great work she's done in the Senate or the big criminals she wiped up as AG in California.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 01:08 AM (G51Gf)

658 These puns are ill-manored.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 12:57 AM (unn44)


Pun wars are so taxing this late at night ...

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 01:08 AM (LPnfS)

659 > Have a drink of tranya.

I always thought Cliff Howard was way creepier in that episode than the alien simulacrum that was supposed to be scary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 01:12 AM (unn44)

660 > I always thought Cliff Howard

Clint, I mean.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 01:12 AM (unn44)

661 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 01:13 AM (unn44)

662 Good Night, Irene ...

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 01:14 AM (LPnfS)

663 Night, John Boy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 01:15 AM (LPnfS)

664 5:35 of that ships in storms video - as a tin can sailor, we KNEW the guys on the carriers were laughing their asses off at the shit we get put thru "plane-guarding" for them. The carriers head into the wind and waves for launch & recovery which makes the deck most stable for them (no rolling side to side) but horribly nauseating for the boats sitting like corks around them. Sonsabitches.

Posted by: Crazy Train at August 20, 2020 01:15 AM (YJK93)

665
I've been watching a bunch of Clint Smith's Thunder Ranch videos lately. Dood is hilarious, and cheerfully dickish. Raw Clint gets the Cur Award of Awesome

How To Deal With Liberals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MTqj_qqvjg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 01:15 AM (EGyGV)

666 Night, Mrs. Calabash, whereever you are ...

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 01:15 AM (LPnfS)

667 I get o my knees in thanksgiving for my good fortune to be born in America an American. I would not be alive most likely if i was born elsewhere.I almost certainly would have died an infant not counted as part of the infant mortality rates. I was too small to live but i made it. America allowed me service in the United States Navy in a rate where i could function at the time even though i probably shouldn't have been let in at all. America lets me live my life on disability even though i bring nothing to the table. Im damn lucky.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 01:15 AM (0OmEj)

668 658

Did you mean "BUNS"?

I have Garlic BUNS....but there is nothing like ette BUNS

if you in fact meant BUNS..or maybe my keyboard if hurting from the wine spilled onto the J and U key....

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:16 AM (u1WYs)

669 648 How prevalent was cocaine in the 80s among normal people?

from '72 to '85, I was married to a high functioning druggie

she is a make up super in the movie biz

The drugs are one of the reason she loves the biz

I left her for the same reason I left Dallas

didn't want die before 50

and yes there was a lot of blow around everywhere

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 01:19 AM (O+AcM)

670 Did you mean "BUNS"?

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Contrariwise Critic ... at August 20, 2020 01:20 AM (LPnfS)

671 Alas, I cannot view the Clint Smith video.

Yoo Toob is demanding a log in for age verification.

Fuck them. I don't join them, have never joined farcebook, either.

And Disquos can burn in Hell.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2020 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

672 Bun Bun?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 01:23 AM (dDteV)

673
Is Shrillary well and truly launched into living out her days as Miss Faversham from "Great Expectations"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

=======

Havisham -- but yes. Rarely seen such a literary character-to-real life person match outside of allegories.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 01:24 AM (G51Gf)

674 I like Jung. I'm reading some of his writing on archetypes right now. Honestly, a bit of his ideas seem to pop up in alt right writings.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile




Jordan Peterson's first book is Maps of Meaning and is heavily influenced by Jung. I just started reading it and it is fantastic. I'll hit 12 Rules for Life next.

He's brilliant and explains culture and religious belief in a way that is extraordinary.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2020 01:25 AM (1YlHz)

675 All these ads with Demented Joe wearing that black mask makes him look like the biggest pussy in America.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 01:26 AM (ufFY8)

676 Hillary as Banquo's Ghost?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 01:26 AM (dDteV)

677 669

Indeed,

Even as far out as 2015 there was a latent core of users in the "Industry" But the days of tempting crew to do "overtime" on shoots with a couple of "8" Balls have gone by the wayside....Production staff used to budget coke for the crews into a code in on line item expenditures ....F-49's or something similar to Clothes-pins

True shit that......

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:28 AM (u1WYs)

678 Since i'm 6 hrs behind East Coast time, did any of the DNC speakers ever mention what they stood for, how they were going to help Americans or was it all just back to back Trump bashing with no real message?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 01:29 AM (1zk/N)

679 All these ads with Demented Joe wearing that black mask makes him look like the biggest pussy in America.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 01:26 AM (ufFY


Not even close !

Posted by: Julie Newmar at August 20, 2020 01:30 AM (LPnfS)

680 Yes.

Ettes have the Buns,,,da Buns....Not seeing.....just rating.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:30 AM (u1WYs)

681 Pussycat Dolls, "don't you compare us."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 01:32 AM (dDteV)

682

Indeed,

Even as far out as 2015 there was a latent core of users in the "Industry" But the days of tempting crew to do "overtime" on shoots with a couple of "8" Balls have gone by the wayside....Production staff used to budget coke for the crews into a code in on line item expenditures ....F-49's or something similar to Clothes-pins

True shit that......
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:28 AM (u1WYs)






Yeah, years ago I briefly dated a stuntwoman who'd left the industry, and she talked about that very thing.

Another joke I've read somewhere was that the Line Producer is the guy who's responsible for negotiating the coke supply for a shoot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 01:34 AM (EGyGV)

683 the guy who's responsible for negotiating the coke supply




There are several callings I missed the boat on.

Posted by: Crazy Train at August 20, 2020 01:37 AM (YJK93)

684 Since i'm 6 hrs behind East Coast time, did any of the DNC speakers ever mention what they stood for, how they were going to help Americans or was it all just back to back Trump bashing with no real message?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 01:29 AM (1zk/N)


If you have to ask, then you already know the answer.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 01:37 AM (Y8PSl)

685 Like dirty martini's and Frank Sinatra to the generation before
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol

What's a dirty martini ?

Do homeless bums wash their feet in them ?

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 01:37 AM (arJlL)

686 NOW I REMEMBER!!!!

F-47's

Is Tom Hank's really moving to Greece because they are about to reveal his involvement with "Boys on the golf-carts?"

Harvey had nothing to do with this bit of debauchery.

Apparently Mr. Hanks is SUPER PERV?


DOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....TELL

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:39 AM (u1WYs)

687 685

I very fine cocktail if you can find a bartender that is proficient in the art.....

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:42 AM (u1WYs)

688 I'm tired. And tired of feeling fucked up about shit. I'm hitting the sack. Got a lot to think about. Night.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 01:43 AM (NWiLs)

689 Clint Howard / Clint Walker cage match.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 01:43 AM (RuIsu)

690 I just saw a commercial with John Stamos.

He has a big nose !

Either his nose got bigger, or his head is shrinking !

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 01:45 AM (arJlL)

691 Well, I am about done for the night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 01:46 AM (t1iT2)

692 Frigging Sabicas. I watch shit like that and it makes me want to pick up the classical guitar again. Guys like that are insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 01:49 AM (9Om/r)

693 Hilz looks like they just told her that Epstein faked his death.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 01:49 AM (RuIsu)

694 Gaaaaah.

Man I can't wait until I retire. I have had it up to HERE with the TDS I have to deal with on a daily basis at work.

Just needed to get that out of my system.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2020 01:51 AM (20v0t)

695 Killing it....though not my intent.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:56 AM (u1WYs)

696 Orange tree time......

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at August 20, 2020 01:57 AM (u1WYs)

697 My son came home tonight complaining about tds at his freinds grandmothers house. Smart kid. My daughter too. Her roommate was enthralled by the convention. She couldn't watch.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 01:57 AM (0OmEj)

698 694 Gaaaaah.

Man I can't wait until I retire. I have had it up to HERE with the TDS I have to deal with on a daily basis at work.

Just needed to get that out of my system.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2020 01:51 AM (20v0t)

Retirement is liberating.

I now self identify as a Curmudgeon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2020 02:00 AM (NgKpN)

699 She couldn't watch.
Posted by: USNtakim

Luckily i have to work during it and live in Hawaii. So the time difference kills any possibility

Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2020 02:01 AM (/hXg9)

700 My son came home tonight complaining about tds at his freinds grandmothers house. Smart kid. My daughter too. Her roommate was enthralled by the convention. She couldn't watch.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 01:57 AM (0OmEj)


And you said you brought nothing to the table!
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Geneological Critic ... at August 20, 2020 02:04 AM (LPnfS)

701 685: A martini w/some of the olive brine in the mix.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 20, 2020 02:05 AM (b2diN)

702 >>>we have air conditioning

Not in Gavin Newsom's California this summer!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2020 02:17 AM (Go7Bx)

703 I take it the fish is dead, then.

Posted by: Philip Sells at August 20, 2020 02:30 AM (3+pNn)

704 I take it the fish is dead, then.

Posted by: Philip Sells at August 20, 2020 02:30 AM (3+pNn)


EE's pining for the cold, salty water in the fjords !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Python Critic ... No really, FORTRAN is Still the Best ... at August 20, 2020 02:39 AM (LPnfS)

705 64 The ships-in-weather video reminds me - the worst sea duty in the Atlantic in WW2 was considered to be in the British-designed Flower-class corvettes and in the US-designed destroyer escorts. Both were all but unsinkable in any conditions in the Atlantic, because as one DE captain said, "They behave like corks." That also meant they were very lively in anything but a calm sea, meaning no one got much sleep or even relaxation from continually bracing themselves, and everyone got many bruises and worse.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

******************

The author 'The Cruel Sea', Nicolas Montsarrat, who served as a first officer on a Royal Navy Flower class corvette during the Battle of the Atlantic, tells in his wonderful autobiography, 'Life is a Four Letter Word' that the of all the sailors who served on those ships that were unfortunately burdened with the names of flowers, the short straw went to the crew of HMS Pansy.
Yep, the Admiralty decided to call one of their ships the Pansy.
There was a vigorous letter campaign by the crew, officers and their families to try to persuade the Admiralty to change the name but to no avail. And the crew were, as far as Montsarrat knew, the only crew in the Royal Navy to be given permission by their Captain to remove the ribbon on their hats bearing the name of their ship before disembarking on shore leave.
Though this caused numerous problem with the law authorities in various ports who were highly suspicious of Royal Navy crew members walking around without any identifying ship name on their uniform and many were arrested on the suspicion of spying before the Captain ironed out the problem with the authorities.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at August 20, 2020 02:42 AM (wC03o)

706 The author 'The Cruel Sea', Nicolas Montsarrat

t'anks for the book suggestion ...

Roses are red,
So are books ...
Going to bed,
That's like what it looks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Python Critic ... No really, FORTRAN is Still the Best ... at August 20, 2020 02:56 AM (LPnfS)

707 I was such a nerd. Saw it twice during my college years, and those took me to San Diego, L.A., and S.F. Now acid and shrooms, OTOH, were always around, at least in San Diego. There was actually a weird synthesis of new wave, preppies, and acid. It was if they sorta wanted to be 60's rebels to 80's music. Not common like the coke scene apparently was, but it was there if you wanted to find it. There was also the straightforward 60's revival in the 80's with, naturally, psychedelics. The coke scene would've absolutely bored me. Oh, there was that song "White Line" that got a lot of play. "Get higher baby!"

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2020 03:01 AM (KAi1n)

708 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2020 03:16 AM (W9KfE)

709 Good Nightwatch

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 20, 2020 03:20 AM (u1WYs)

710 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:26 AM (+50cl)

711 I like eating my dog's poop for late night snack!

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2020 03:29 AM (CRmio)

712 Black Olives Matter is not racist, though it does discriminate against Green Olives, especially if you like traditional martinis (dirty or not). Red Cerignolas aren't happy with all the press the Black Olives crowd is receiving, either.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 03:35 AM (Y8PSl)

713 Greek olives are pretty good

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:36 AM (+50cl)

714 Posting early tonight


Good Morning Morons yesterday was Wednesday, August 19, 2020. On that day in 1692 in Salem, Province of Massachusetts Bay, five people, one woman and four men, including a clergyman, are executed after being convicted of witchcraft. Now in MA they substitute Republicans as witches.

On this day on the 20th in 1308 Pope Clement V pardoned Jacques de Molay, the last Grand Master of the Knights Templar, absolving him of charges of heresy.

But that did nothing for his burning at the stake. He was hounded to his death at the bidding of the French ruler who owed the Knights Templar millions in gold which he could not pay.


Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:38 AM (mpXpK)

715 Fox's this day in history 19th


https://tinyurl.com/y4ej3lp3

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:39 AM (mpXpK)

716 Well, I was wrong. Idiot Democrats did nominate Bite-Me.


https://tinyurl.com/y6tjesrl

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:40 AM (mpXpK)

717 Piss Wallace just can't keep his lips off Bill Clinton's ass and can't shut his mouth shut on Trump hate.


https://tinyurl.com/yyuvomzz

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:40 AM (mpXpK)

718 Linda Sarsour is to radical for even the far left Biden camp.


Biden campaign distances itself from former Women's March leader Sarsour after DNC appearance


https://tinyurl.com/y3fqglvw

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:40 AM (mpXpK)

719 Trump campaign is suing NJ's cheat by mail scheme.


https://tinyurl.com/y4eg5gj6

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:41 AM (mpXpK)

720 Now I'm going to have to visit the olive bar at local grocer.

Don't shop there often, super expensive for my total grocery shopping. I wonder if it's even offered now in covid-world.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:41 AM (+50cl)

721 Goodyear has a zero tolerance policy for Trump people and accepts racist groups like BLM.


https://tinyurl.com/y4yag7td

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:41 AM (mpXpK)

722 So now Trump is calling for a boycott of Goodyear.


That's easy for me. We don't have a Goodyear here.


https://tinyurl.com/y3xdr5xx

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:41 AM (mpXpK)

723 De Comio's wife gets a $2M staff while the city is bankrupt.


https://tinyurl.com/yxu43at4

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:41 AM (mpXpK)

724 More than 200 charged with federal crimes, 1,000 arrested in Operation Legend, AG Barr announces


https://tinyurl.com/y32s7hsr

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:42 AM (mpXpK)

725 Fox: Biden's Republicans: The GOP figures playing a role in this week's Democratic convention


They are not real Republicans. They are a group of Democrats with an "R" after their name.


https://tinyurl.com/y4gahxt4

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:42 AM (mpXpK)

726 Obama used the Democrat convention to once again lie his ass off.


https://tinyurl.com/y6a8tx3o

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:42 AM (mpXpK)

727 But my favorite is my own poop, on a stick, straight out of the freezer.

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2020 03:43 AM (CRmio)

728 And then Kameltoe does the same thing except she pulls the "racism" card.


https://tinyurl.com/y3zttb2k

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:43 AM (mpXpK)

729 The truly radical and occasionally anti-American voices in the Democratic Party have been on full display during this week's Democratic National Convention, though not in the sight of most of the viewing public, Tucker Carlson said Wednesday.


https://tinyurl.com/y6edo6e3

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:43 AM (mpXpK)

730 How long will it take B4 an Obama judge in AL kills this new law?


For criminals who are convicted of sex crimes with minors under the age of 13, Alabama will now require chemical castration as a condition of parole.


https://tinyurl.com/y8prfput

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:43 AM (mpXpK)

731 In reply to Northernlurker, Downton Abbey actually started in Georgian England. The sinking of the Titanic which kicked off the TV series was in 1912, and Edward VII had died in 1910 to be replaced by his son George V.

Posted by: Steve Turner at August 20, 2020 03:44 AM (lzz3Q)

732 De Blasio Says His Wife's 14 Person, $2 Million Staff Are Essential To NYC Recovering From COVID-19.


Lord I hope NYC voters will get this idiot out of office soon.


https://tinyurl.com/y4m7xj8k

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:44 AM (mpXpK)

733 RAMIREZ



https://tinyurl.com/y3q7broe



And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:45 AM (mpXpK)

734 Thanks, Vic!

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:46 AM (+50cl)

735 Greek olives are pretty good

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:36 AM (+50cl)


Kalamtas are the best. I use them on pizza, in Italian dishes, my roasted red pepper-caper-black olive sauce for fish. Kalamatas are ambrosia from the gods.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 03:48 AM (Y8PSl)

736 Lol

Thanks, CBD?

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:49 AM (+50cl)

737 Posted by: Steve Turner at August 20, 2020 03:44 AM (lzz3Q)

And he was replying to me...

I was the one who forgot about Edward and George!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 03:49 AM (xT2tT)

738 Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:49 AM (+50cl)

Sometimes banning is boring.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 03:52 AM (xT2tT)

739 I have yet to meet an olive I don't like!

Kalamatas in my pasta salad make it so much better than with black olives.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:52 AM (+50cl)

740 Lord I hope NYC voters will get this idiot out of office soon.

Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2020 03:44 AM (mpXpK)


We're stuck with Kaiser Wilhelm until his second term in office is up on December 31, 2020.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 03:55 AM (Y8PSl)

741 Check that: deBolshevik's term of office is up on December 31, 2021. We've got more than a year left of the putz being in office.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 03:59 AM (Y8PSl)

742 Kalamatas in my pasta salad make it so much better than with black olives.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 03:52 AM (+50cl)


Yep. I use Kalamatas in my cold pasta dishes and in my baby lentil salad.

The black olives in a can taste like cardboard.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 04:01 AM (Y8PSl)

743 >>The black olives in a can taste like cardboard.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 04:01 AM (Y8PSl)

When I went through chemo and stuff tasted awful, black olives was one of the things I stopped eating. Tasted like rotting wood smells. It took a few years to get back to them.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:04 AM (+50cl)

744 Sigh. was = were.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:10 AM (+50cl)

745 Been up almost a hour

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:10 AM (OjZpE)

746 Was awake early enough to actually make decent breakfast. But did I?

Only if you consider a bowl of Cap'n Crunch decent

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:13 AM (+50cl)

747 Only if you consider a bowl of Cap'n Crunch decent

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:13 AM (+50cl)


No, that's not decent. Only Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries is decent.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 04:20 AM (Y8PSl)

748 Yeah. No.
Crunchberries were my little brother's era. (He's 55 now.)

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:22 AM (+50cl)

749 Just had Cream of Wheat, needed to get rid of some milk
Going to bolt soon, lots to do today.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:25 AM (OjZpE)

750 legalinsurrection.com/trump ad highlights joe bidens cognitive decline over past few years

By this point I really don't think anyone is fooled, but Leftists do buy BS by the wagon load

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:31 AM (OjZpE)

751 Going to need to bring something decent to eat at work later for after the sugar crash.

Cream of wheat would've been a wiser choice!

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:31 AM (+50cl)

752 Someone on a morning talk show...Brit Hume(?) said Joe was senile. Used those words, according to the radio guy I listened to yesterday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:33 AM (+50cl)

753 Told story before here that the trip back to England from Sweden crossing the North Seait was very stormy. I think 3/4 of the cruise ship were sea sick, 2 who were not at all were a buddy and me who sat around getting hammered. Often wondered if that helped the motion sickness

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:35 AM (OjZpE)

754 I get motion sickness as a passenger in a car. Can't even imagine how bad it would be on rough seas.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:39 AM (+50cl)

755 https://tinyurl.com/y5y3wbbh
American Thinker - Barky's speech about him of course.

I'm out

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 04:43 AM (OjZpE)

756 Have a good day, Skip.

I'm out, too.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:45 AM (+50cl)

757 Crunchberries were my little brother's era. (He's 55 now.)

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 20, 2020 04:22 AM (+50cl)


Well, I'm 10 years older than your brother and I thought adding the Crunchberries was a thing of genius. I found the cereal boring without 'em.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 05:20 AM (Y8PSl)

758
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 05:36 AM (gkWW8)

759 53 degrees this morning. this cold stinks.

Posted by: reality bites at August 20, 2020 05:39 AM (uxUoN)

760 Aloha kakahiaka, y'all.

American Thinker has some good essays and commentaries up.

Biden's Mental Decline Is An Issue On The Day He's Nominated

https://tinyurl.com/y4bltv79

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 05:43 AM (RU4sa)

761 I might have asked this before, but will there be a COMoMe?

Posted by: CO mountain Marie at August 19, 2020 10:11 PM

looks like it's still on hold

the 'rona done got it

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The way Abbott is acting, TxMoMee is questionable.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 05:46 AM (RU4sa)

762 Motion sickness? Just keep yer eyes on the horizon.

Posted by: JAS at August 20, 2020 05:46 AM (2BZBZ)

763 Mornin'

I'll host a COMoMe if y'all want to drive up to FoCo. We can party till the break of... (checks Polesmoker's latest edict)... TEN pm at the Irish Pub down the street. Wheee!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 05:49 AM (FtO5h)

764
Her fans came up with what they thought was a cute nickname for Harris - mamala. It's too close to the spanish slang word for suck/blowjob. Lolol

Posted by: MHK at August 20, 2020 05:51 AM (iQIUe)

765 What luck! I'm actually hours away from getting new tires. Looks like Michelin it is!

Posted by: Dunce Bidet at August 20, 2020 05:54 AM (buTO7)

766 Dental Corps new transparency. 'Yeah, Commander. But is this blood supposed to be coming out of my nose like this?'
Chief Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2020 05:55 AM (XhWtx)

767 Portland Man Charged Over Assault on Federal Officer With Baseball Bat

https://tinyurl.com/yxzzk4aa

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It's sad when good icons go bad.

https://tinyurl.com/yyzsljpw

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 05:56 AM (RU4sa)

768 On Tucker last night, he asked a Politico writer if Obama aides, with whom the writer had discussed Biden, mentioned Biden's cognitive decline. The writer paused for several seconds (you knew he was scrambling. trying to formulate a response), but, finally, just lied and said, "No." These folks hate PDT so much a President w dementia is preferable. It's insane.

Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2020 05:57 AM (DsGxB)

769 I was at Wally World grocery shopping today, trying hard to follow the arrows which most shoppers were ignoring. The store wasn't busy and kind of under-stocked in the grocery dept. Anyway, I see the Aunt Jemima boxes still on the shelves,(the younger gal) I wonder if they aren't selling as well as they did. The sporting dept had no attendant, and I did see some ammo in glass covered shelves...But no one around to help. This store can look pretty good, but yesterday it looked like it needed a good cleaning.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 06:04 AM (k/aud)

770 The original crunchberries.

Not these new-fangled multicolor multiflavor monstrosities.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2020 06:08 AM (EZebt)

771
crunchberries was when Cap'n Crunch jumped the shark

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 06:10 AM (gkWW8)

772 What was that animal what had green paint dumped on its head at the Democrat You Know The Thing last night ?

Posted by: jsg at August 20, 2020 06:11 AM (fAcn5)

773 Poll Finds Most Americans Would Rather Jump Into Volcano Of Angry Geese Than Watch Democratic Convention

https://tinyurl.com/y33tnwly

"According to television ratings, most Americans would rather watch an infomercial for a soap that promises to clean out that pesky gunk that builds up in your car's cupholders than watch the convention, as well."

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 06:12 AM (RU4sa)

774 It's sad when good icons go bad.

https://tinyurl.com/yyzsljpw

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 05:56 AM (RU4sa)


I lost ya on that. Whaddaya mean?

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 06:12 AM (Y8PSl)

775 768 On Tucker last night, he asked a Politico writer if Obama aides, with whom the writer had discussed Biden, mentioned Biden's cognitive decline. The writer paused for several seconds (you knew he was scrambling. trying to formulate a response), but, finally, just lied and said, "No." These folks hate PDT so much a President w dementia is preferable. It's insane.
Posted by: EveR



They don't want a dementia President. They are just using him to get the Presidency. Once in, he'll be discarded and a San Fran Democrat will be President.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 20, 2020 06:12 AM (MVR7y)

776 crunchberries was when Cap'n Crunch jumped the shark

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 06:10 AM (gkWW


I think Cap'n Crunch jumped the shark with the peanut butter version.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 06:13 AM (Y8PSl)

777 770 The original crunchberries.

Not these new-fangled multicolor multiflavor monstrosities.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2020 06:08 AM (EZebt)

Yes, the RED crunchberries improved it.

After that, it was downhill.

Posted by: jsg at August 20, 2020 06:13 AM (fAcn5)

778 Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 06:12 AM (Y8PSl)

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The dude that tried to beat up on a fed bears a striking resemblance to Bob's Big Boy.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 06:14 AM (RU4sa)

779 News reported it was Kamala's kids who called her Momula.

Or is it Mamala?

How about Mammalian?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 06:14 AM (dDteV)

780 Or who cares?

Hey Anna.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 06:15 AM (RU4sa)

781 Kamalama
Doot doodoo doot doo
Kamalama
Doot doodoot doo

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:16 AM (FtO5h)

782 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:18 AM (hyuyC)

783 Morning SMFH.

Your hash needs to be longer - RU4USA is what it should read.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 06:18 AM (dDteV)

784 {{{SMFH}}}

Did you put the F back in your nic? You were doing so well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:20 AM (hyuyC)

785 Good morning, Anna Puma. Hope you are well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

786 Last stretch of a night shift. Ugh

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 06:22 AM (dDteV)

787 There's only reason to use a profile picture of oneself wearing a mask: Virtue Signalling. Straight up.

I look at these people and say: "You never deserved the freedom you had."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:25 AM (FtO5h)

788 There are lots of scenarios with Slow Joe being removed from the ticket. He could die before the election. Then what happens with the various states' timely ballot registration requirements? Especially if he dies after some people have already early voted. Or he could be removed after a disastrous debate, showing him to be really not there at all. Same questions apply as above. And if Biden is removed from the ticket before the election but after votes are cast, can those votes be automatically tallied for the new ticket? I don't think the Constitution covers that scenario.

Now the more interesting question is what happens if Biden wins but dies or is removed for health reasons before he is inaugurated? The Constitution makes no mention of what happens when a president-elect dies, only a sitting president (with the presidency going to the sitting vice-president).

Add on top of that the potential for a Constitutional crisis with Heels Up not being Natural-Born, you have a perfect insane storm on the horizon.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 06:25 AM (Y8PSl)

789 Anna Puma

All the ones around here close at 2000. And open at 0600.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

790 only *one* reason.

Moar covfefe needed!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 06:25 AM (FtO5h)

791 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:20 AM (hyuyC)

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Sorry Salty, but have you seen wtf is going on?

The Lord has better things to worry about than me dropping f bombs as a result of the daily attacks on sanity.

Still doesn't mean I don't pray daily for His return.

Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 06:25 AM (RU4sa)

792 Buen dia queridas

This Kamala thing makes my heart race. Not sure I can take the continuous state of hypervigilance until the election.

And people wonder why I'm up at 2:30

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2020 06:26 AM (EZebt)

793 The stores may close but the work goes on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 06:26 AM (dDteV)

794 RickZ

The rules in the Constitution are the target of the Left. They want power, and do not care.

Te question is who will enforce the laws on Presidents? The FBI?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:27 AM (hyuyC)

795 Biden locked up the Woe-Is-Me-I-Wanna-Off-Myself Emo vote last night, se he has that going for him.

Which is nice.

Posted by: jsg at August 20, 2020 06:27 AM (fAcn5)

796 Morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 06:27 AM (Rvt88)

797 Anna Puma

Ah.

Well, we found out in April who the really important people are. Cashiers and stockers. They make the world go around.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:28 AM (hyuyC)

798 Tonypete

How is the great state of Ohio, or just your neighborhood?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:29 AM (hyuyC)

799 Cap'n Crunch use to tear up the inside of my mouth something terrible. Unless you let them soak - which turned it into mush. Worse than soggy Life cereal.

How did we make it out of the 60's?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 06:30 AM (Rvt88)

800 "According to television ratings, most Americans would rather watch an infomercial for a soap that promises to clean out that pesky gunk that builds up in your car's cupholders than watch the convention, as well."
Posted by: SMFH

Billy Mays here....

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

801 Te question is who will enforce the laws on Presidents? The FBI?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:27 AM (hyuyC)


The question is who would have standing to even bring such a suit to court? (IIRC, no citizen had standing to bring up Barry's fake birth certificate in court.) I don't think even the FBI would have standing. I guess Congress would have standing, which makes the question a joke.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 06:31 AM (Y8PSl)

802 Probably been mentioned already, Mr. Love, the fine upstanding gentleman in Portland outed by the 4Chan and now on the lam for kicking that unfortunate individual in the head, is asking for cash donations. "All I did was fight him" he claims.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2020 06:31 AM (qy1p+)

803 SMFH

It will all buff out. November 5th. Our lives and Western Civilization depends on it.

But OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:31 AM (hyuyC)

804 RickZ

Pelosi is salivating at getting to decide the election in the House. But the rules there still favor the President, as each state gets one vote, IIRC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

805 Hey Salty - pretty good all things considered. Getting the house fixed up to sell - they are flying off the shelf here - at all price levels.

How be you?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 06:34 AM (Rvt88)

806 First day of the new school year. Going to get ready to jump into the unknown now.

Have a wonderful day, everyone. May you be safe in your travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:34 AM (hyuyC)

807 But the rules there still favor the President, as each state gets one vote, IIRC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

Yes, 1 vote per state House delegation. I wonder if they have to vote amongst themselves first, when a State's House delegation is split between the parties, before they vote on the House floor? That may not favor Trump.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2020 06:36 AM (Y8PSl)

808 Sean Spicier tweet...

"Life-long Republicans" going around trying to get leftists elected certainly explains how Obama kept kicking our ass

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

809 Morning all

I see my meme made it..LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2020 06:41 AM (p5Z8b)

810 I see my meme made it..LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup

HA! Good one. My dentist is former Navy dentist. I'm sure he would appreciate it

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

811 "Life-long Republicans" going around trying to get leftists elected certainly explains how Obama kept kicking our ass

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

=============
It does, doesn't it. But there are some more still to root out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 20, 2020 06:49 AM (2y4NB)

812 Noooooooooooooooooood! JJ is way early.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 06:49 AM (CuT8j)

813 "They want power and do not care."

That says it all.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 06:50 AM (rJD6t)

814 Hey Sharon willows apprentice, I am going, and live in NW DC. I know Bethesda fine, and can give you a ride home if needed. My beater Volvo is a POS, but it generally gets me around.
Hopefully someone will pass this info to you.
Weasel has my email if needed.

Posted by: Jesse in DC at August 20, 2020 06:54 AM (ouR/N)

815 CBD, you must be a squid. Not many outside of the USN know about Jeff Bacon and Broadside. He is HILARIOUS!

He was at my CPO initiation in Monterey way back in 1989. I won't go into details but he was awesome. Great guy.

Posted by: RobertM at August 20, 2020 07:47 AM (lEqw+)

816 Alberta Oil Peon: in case you happen to check this thread...

https://twitter.com/SBP404 /status/1296429368567267331

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