Minneapolis Refuses to Grant Permits to Demolish Riot-Gutted Buildings Until the Owners of the Buildings Destroyed By City-Approved Rioters Pay Their Property Taxes in Full

Well, Minneapolis now says it will cease the practice of demanding that owners of property ravaged by mobs of violent thugs encouraged by the city council and mayor must pay Caesar before they will be permitted to fix their property.

But this had been their policy before the outcry.


Minneapolis licensed rioters to destroy 1,500 buildings, 150 by fire.

But they won't license owners to clean up after their pet barbarian hordes.

Today the Minneapolis Star Tribune takes a long look at one reason why the aftermath of rampant destruction, as yet untended to, continues to haunt the city. As social scientists understand, such riot damage can have dire effects on development and poverty in an area for decades down the line. But one city policy in Minneapolis is ensuring, for now, that even early faltering attempts at clearing the rubble can't move forward in many cases.


You see, you can't rebuild or do anything useful with your land until you've cleared off the rubble left on it by the rioting. And you can't do that without a permit, of course. Minneapolis is a city of order, after all.

And you can't get the permit without paying off your 2020 property tax bill in full. As a result, only around 20 wrecked buildings have been demolished, according to the city.

The city, enforcing a state law at its discretion, is holding this demand for a full tax payment over the head of property owners trying to get themselves and the city back to something approximating normal. Owners of destroyed stores are finding they can't even get an estimate as to what the cleanup will cost from contractors without the permit, though the paper reports costs ranging from $35,000 to as much as $400,000 for a strip mall just to get debris cleared.

Well you definitely want to pay the city of Minneapolis for the extraordinary level of peace and order they've delivered thusfar.

You'd think that these monsters would realize that people -- or as they know them, "Farmable Tax Units" -- will flee their rapaciousness and vicious indifference, so they had better keep their evil and greed to tolerable levels.

But they're not just evil and greedy and hateful -- they're also incompetent and stupid, and they are almost proud to tell citizens "Flee us as you'd flee fires, locusts, and murderous savages."

Via John Sexton (give him a click, as I'm stealing this video), the below video shows the post-civilization wasteland the Minneapolis City Council-sanctioned rioters left in their locust-like path.

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




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1 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (Vxu+H)

2 cue up the lawsuits

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 05:45 PM (oAY8z)

3 Lolgf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 05:46 PM (fIHXk)

4 Some people did something.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

5 Content read. Still first 10?

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (NiXyF)

6 Hahaha.

I point and laugh, again.

This is starting to wear me out.

Democrats need to slow their roll already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (Z+IKu)

7 Gentlemen, you can't rebuild here!

This is a riot zone!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:47 PM (6FeV1)

8 But they'll keep voting Democrat.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (iydjf)

9 This is vey familiar

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (w0XWc)

10 Everyone knew Jacob Wolz was a truly greedy fucker- I mean, how could he not be- but this is a bit much.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (0HpOW)

11 Quoting Charlton Heston Here probably wouldn't be a good idea.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (YZc3d)

12 Is St. Paul as effed up as Minneapolis?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (6FeV1)

13 This seems like it is just screaming out for moving vans and bankruptcy declarations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (hYcqw)

14 Like it was their fault t hey didn't pay up to BLM to stop the destruction.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (OjZpE)

15 It kinda looks like Detroilet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (fIHXk)

16 Is St. Paul as effed up as Minneapolis?

Posted by: Warai-otoko


It's where Wellstone came from. You figure it out.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (OUMaO)

17 Why would you go back?

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (ZVlg7)

18 This is why you can't have nice things, Minneapolis.


Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (hLQrJ)

19

Minneapolis will vote 95% blue this fall!

Posted by: ProgTard Locust at August 14, 2020 05:49 PM (AG3iD)

20 It gets better - property taxes are due in October, and the city was demanding that businesses prepay those taxes before being able to get the permits to clear the rubble off their property and start rebuilding.

I heard that Minneapolis actually backed down on this, after a torrent of bad publicity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (I2/tG)

21 O/T early, but be still my heart... Fauci said there's no reason people can't vote safely in person.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (iydjf)

22 Trump will take MN

midwesterners fed up

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (O+AcM)

23

Democrats: suck my dick bitches!

Republicans: slurp slurp slurp...

Posted by: ProgTard Locust at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (AG3iD)

24 "evil and greedy and hateful ..... also incompetent and stupid"

But ace, much of America has been voting for this, to different degrees and in various forms, for a long time.

And all of that, and more, has been delivered!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

25 Haha, whoops. Blended Jacob Frey and Tim Walz there. But they are fundamentally the same, aren't they?

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (0HpOW)

26 > This seems like it is just screaming out for moving vans and bankruptcy declarations.

Yeah, I'd imagine that "Walk Away, Renee" is popular on Spotify around those parts.

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (unn44)

27 It's been the People's Republic of Minnesota since at least the 1970's.

There is a lot of ruin in a nation, or in a State.

Minnesota is circling the drain. Minnesotans who still care about things like law and order and freedom and stuff . . . the Dakotas (for instance) still have lots of room for you.

You Minnesotans who like Marxism, you all can fuck right off. You shat in your own bed, enjoy wallowing in it.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (NiXyF)

28 Looks like Detroit with even worse weather.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (m/Gc2)

29 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)

30 The owners could do as many democrats and
#justwalkaway.

The value is never coming back.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (h7ejD)

31 >>>But they'll keep voting Democrat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 05:48 PM (iydjf)

See, I'm not so sure of that anymore. We'll find out in a couple months I guess.

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (q177U)

32

You can get the impression that a lot of these Dem run cities are purposefully trying to destroy businesses and part of their tax base. It's stupidity on a monumental scale

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (6IGT6)

33 Minneapolis Mayor to Minneapolis Police:

"Do me a favor and go tell that fellow operating the large bulldozer that he has to stop what he's doing until he pays up."

Good luck, sucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

34 The brotherfucker won her primary

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (ZVlg7)

35 In a similar vain, lord Murphy of NJ has proclaimed all voting will be done by mail.


So while I didn't expect NJ to go for Trump, the more state doing mail in only voting will add to the overall clusterfuck that is going to be the 2020 Presidential election.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (guvUn)

36 Caesar ... or Crassus?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (ykYG2)

37 > You can get the impression that a lot of these Dem run cities are purposefully trying to destroy businesses and part of their tax base.

They think the feds are going to helicopter in money, like a parent who buys a kid a new toy when he smashes the old one.

They're wrong.

At least not if Trump wins.


Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (unn44)

38 In a sane world it would be getting cleaned up for free right now. Put arrest the people and sentence them to cleaning.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (buTO7)

39 But ace, much of America has been voting for this, to different degrees and in various forms, for a long time.



And all of that, and more, has been delivered!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

---
I don't think people realized that. The Dems go to great length to disguise who they are, and I'm pretty sure neither the mayor nor the governor said "a vote for me is a vote for a burned-out husk of a city."

There were lots of off-ramps, too, but neither of them figured out how to take them.

So here we are.

This pretty much disproves the Soros Super-Geeeenius school of thought that all this is part of an elaborate, meticulous plan.

They're making it up as they go along and can't stop the cycle even if they wanted to.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

40 Email from RSBN -

- Trump to hold first campaign event since June, Mankato,MN., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold another campaign event, Oshkosh,WI., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold campaign event, Yuma, AZ., Tues Aug 18

Posted by: old chick at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (sOete)

41 the Dakotas (for instance) still have lots of room for you.
+++
If I ever get out from behind enemy lines, the Dakotas are real possibilities. Would love to spend my retirement income in a red state.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (LGXGf)

42 Traffic looks to be better I imagine.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (tTLAA)

43 Since the rioters are an arm of city government shouldn't they be licensed and have to pay fees?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (TdFxL)

44 How many electoral votes hath NJ?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (h7ejD)

45 Frey seems like a knockoff Trudeau - a young friendly not very bright 20-something doofus.

Walz seems like a typical empty suit Dem machine pol with just enough smarts to exploit his constituents' ignorance and tribalism.

The "white supremacy" stuff on Riot Night #1 was shocking, even in 2020 America. As low as my assessment of much the country is, I hadn't thought of North Korean or Iranian-style absurdity in public officials becoming a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (OTzUX)

46 "And you can't do that without a permit, of course. Minneapolis is a city of order, after all."

I say, old chap, that's one of the driest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Monty Python at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (HhXSr)

47 Democrats will keep voting there way to Venezuela

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (OjZpE)

48 They from Land of a Thousand Lakes to Land of a Thousand Burned out Buildings.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (iWCRg)

49 @44

NJ hath 14 EC Votes and all of them smell like the Passaic River.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (guvUn)

50 >The brotherfucker won her primary
Meh...
I'm not drawing any conclusions from a communist wining the communist primary in a communist district.
What the communists should be worried about is all the outstate long-time DFL voters who aren't exactly down with all the looty-burny-shooty stuff. Because that's not Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (unn44)

51 38 In a sane world it would be getting cleaned up for free right now. Put arrest the people and sentence them to cleaning.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (buTO7)


Men watching on horseback with cattle prods and shotguns.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (h7ejD)

52 They voted for this so they deserve to get it, good & hard.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (IxDhF)

53 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (GIeIM)

54 I see a lovely campaign ad for the GOP. All they have to do is post the news of this story and ask if that's what people want for another four years?

Posted by: Gork at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (VmQ66)

55 @Lancegooden

Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago?

Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces beefed-up Chicago police plan to track, prevent future looting throughout city

Link to Tribune article: https://tinyurl.com/y29x8qjg

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (cF8AT)

56 The only thing worse than living in a burned out shithole is voting for a Republican.

- Minnesota

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (ZVlg7)

57 It gets better - property taxes are due in October, and the city was demanding that businesses prepay those taxes before being able to get the permits to clear the rubble off their property and start rebuilding.

I heard that Minneapolis actually backed down on this, after a torrent of bad publicity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 05:50 PM (I2/tG)

this would be funny if it weren't so sad

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (oAY8z)

58 I don't feel bad for Minnesota business owners.

They did nothing when their state was taken over by Leftoids.

They did nothing when their properties were burned.

They are just whiny f*cking pussies who now want the rest of the world to feel bad now that their lentoid overlords are mean.

F*ck right off. Welcome to the party f*cktards. Go shine up your f*cking Co-exist stickers.

Choke on your acquiescence. Cuck-ass bitchmen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (YA914)

59 You can get the impression that a lot of these Dem run cities are purposefully trying to destroy businesses and part of their tax base.

Part of being a progressive is refusing to believe that people respond to incentives.

It never occurs to them that saying "FU, pay me!" might change the behavior of the person that you are trying to extort.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (I2/tG)

60 Socialists are great at ruling, but awful at governing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (cZjDV)

61 If Trump is appearing in Minnesota and Wisconsin, that means his internals show a good chance in those states.
Unlike dumbfuck Hillary, who spent the majority of her time in California, Trump only goes where there's something to be won.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (unn44)

62
Should not a burned out property that has demo costs be worth way less than last years appraisal??



?

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (GIeIM)

63 "The city, enforcing a state law at its discretion..."

IOW, lawless.

Yep. Been saying that about much of the country for years now. There's the illusion we hope for and the reality that is. Guess which one wins?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (HhXSr)

64 I've thought Trump will pick up MN for a while, long before the recent festivities. Was very close last time, and there is undoubtedly major trouble for the Dems in core voter blocs like blue collar/Iron range Dems.

The charming racist-totalitarian festival in Mpls can only enhance those trends, I'm guessing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

65 When will the rioters get to the Biden basement?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (TdFxL)

66 1) is cute how peace signs, hearts and "minority owned" really helped
2) burned down the post office? In a minority neighborhood? Where they would have been mailing their ballots?
Oh right: OrangeManBad

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (aO8Gd)

67 From John Sexton's link: Imagine seeing your livelihood burned to the ground because police can't
stop the rioters and then the city gets in your way when you try to
clean up the rubble.


Slight revision: the police were ordered not to enforce the law, thus allowing the riots and the destruction.

But now they want to enforce the law? Thanks Bronco Bama. You were the one who established the precedent of only enforcing laws you agreed with. Now what's clearly needed is a law that all laws will be enforced all the time every time.
This bullshit can be stopped since it's becoming clear that progs won't do it on their own anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (HaL55)

68 They think the feds are going to helicopter in money, like a parent who buys a kid a new toy when he smashes the old one.

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (unn44)

I agree. I think this is Newsom's gambit, as well as others. But how did they arrive at this strategy independently?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (uhPTO)

69 Pay the RetTax, whitey.

Posted by: City of Many Apples at August 14, 2020 05:58 PM (Tvv1h)

70 just had a lovely chat with a closeted conservative patient.

we have to sniff each other out around here, but when we find each other, it's like manna from heaven!

made my day!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (W2Pud)

71
Mayor Lori Lightfoot announces beefed-up Chicago police plan to track, prevent future looting throughout city



Affirmative Action Voting wins again!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

72 Is this full tax payment before licensing even legal?

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (GIeIM)

73 50 >The brotherfucker won her primary
Meh...
I'm not drawing any conclusions from a communist wining the communist primary in a communist district.
What the communists should be worried about is all the outstate long-time DFL voters who aren't exactly down with all the looty-burny-shooty stuff. Because that's not Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 05:56 PM (unn44)

Yeah, I know. Congressional districts are going to give you scum like this from time to time. I just like calling her brotherfucker.

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (ZVlg7)

74 As Omar's constituents scream 2 MORE YEARS!

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (Q3ZwH)

75 NJ hath 14 EC Votes and all of them smell like the Passaic River.

Ew

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)

76 > Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago?
Let's say you were Apple, or Tiffany, or any other high-end retailer.
Now let's say your store has been looted and burned twice in as many months.
Do you go back and restock it with fresh merch a third time?
Some are no doubt "woke" enough to do this, but many will not.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (unn44)

77 >>Been saying that about much of the country for years now. There's the illusion we hope for and the reality that is. Guess which one wins?


HINT : It's the hand with the fresh turd in it.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (7UxTU)

78 Some buildings still standing? WTF?!

Posted by: Satan at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (r+ov6)

79 Rebuild??? Are you nuts? What about when these cops get acquitted next summer? It'll all get burned again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

80 Things are probably to get real dodgy after election day. Have a place to go and a plan.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (FTlwv)

81 I just like calling her brotherfucker.
Posted by: jsg

My brother, husband, and I are both deeply offended.

Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)

82 nurse - what do they smell like? Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

83 License to sell used bricks and scrap metal?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (RuIsu)

84 major trouble for the Dems in core voter blocs like blue collar/Iron range Dems.

The Iron Range is about the last place in the US where you find a majority of white, rural, Democrats.

I expect that to change soon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (I2/tG)

85 IF after destroying the country's economy what's not to add a few large cities? The pain of first Covid-19 then adding BLM's lie it was the perfect storm for the Democrats.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (OjZpE)

86 That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".

Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)

87 > there is undoubtedly major trouble for the Dems in core voter blocs like blue collar/Iron range Dems.

Naming Klobber for Veep might have moved Minnesota into the W column for Biden.
I'm not sure that even that would have saved him after the rioting, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (unn44)

88 Columbia Sportswear, begging Lightfoot's voters to loot that other store over THERE :
twitter.com/The_Dr_Caveman/status/1294353082311155712

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (ykYG2)

89 the Dakotas (for instance) still have lots of room for you.
+++
If I ever get out from behind enemy lines, the Dakotas are real possibilities. Would love to spend my retirement income in a red state.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 05:55 PM (LGXGf)


North Dakota winters are ridiculously mind-bogglingly cold.

South Dakota winters are merely ridiculously cold.

Least cold part of SD is the southwest part of the state, the southern Black Hills, from Rapid City to Hot Springs or thereabouts. Known locally as the "Banana Belt."

Sioux Falls on the eastern edge is a fairly nice little city (metro ~250,000). Fargo's metro is almost exactly the same size in ND, but a chunk of that is in . . . shudder . . . Minnesota. Sioux Falls metro is all South Dakota, baby!

ND tends to be more leftist than SD in general.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (NiXyF)

90 A "plan" to prevent looting?

You mean - enforcing basic laws, that kind of plan, that's been around for, dunno, a few thousand years?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (OTzUX)

91 nurse - what do they smell like? Just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

My guess, cigars and whiskey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (xPJvm)

92 Let's say you were Apple, or Tiffany, or any other high-end retailer.
Now let's say your store has been looted and burned twice in as many months.
Do you go back and restock it with fresh merch a third time?
Some are no doubt "woke" enough to do this, but many will not.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:00 PM (unn44)

Macy's is pulling out of Watertower Plaza. 170,000 sq. ft. Now they're in bankruptcy so I'm sure that's the major part of the decision but the rioting hurried it along.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (cF8AT)

93 The problem on the Left is that they can never ever admit that their ideas are wrong or that they made a mistake. That's why they double down in the face of every one of their failures. "We just didn't do [leftist policy] ENOUGH."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (l9m7l)

94 When the Dems finally care if the feral fascists set fire to a forest and killed a snale darker?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (TdFxL)

95 And yet the entire city council and mayor will be reelected.

I just don't give two squirts of pee about these people and them getting what they voted for.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (pw+jk)

96 68 They think the feds are going to helicopter in money, like a parent who buys a kid a new toy when he smashes the old one.

Posted by: The Duwamish Tribe at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (unn44)


Big Joe Biden's going to take care of us.
We know he will.
He'll use Trump's confiscated money, he will.

Posted by: Dim City Managers at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (h7ejD)

97 >>nurse - what do they smell like?


OtterOFF

Which is mostly Deet.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (7UxTU)

98 One of russian jewish patients who immigrated here 30 years ago was in....he hates commies, so we always have great talks....a lot of cursing and fuckin commies and nuke the chicoms....good stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (85Gof)

99 And yet the entire city council and mayor will be reelected.

I just don't give two squirts of pee about these people and them getting what they voted for.

....

Exactly.

Cuck-ass bitchmen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:03 PM (YA914)

100 Your proposal is acceptable.


*walks away*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

101 Rebuild??? Are you nuts? What about when these cops get acquitted next summer? It'll all get burned again.

And that's after it all burns down again in November, if Trump wins.

They should use the technique that Chicago has used several times in racially charged cases - draw out the trial process to ensure that the verdict is handed down in January or February.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (I2/tG)

102 Can't work up much sympathy for these people, as most of them voted for this shit.

And will keep voting for it, even as it destroys their businesses and homes and neighborhoods.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (k4dH2)

103 86 That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".
Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)


they should learn about not catching a falling knife

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (O+AcM)

104 76 > Is there anything left to loot in downtown Chicago

Macy's on the Miracle Mile has announced it is moving out.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Vy7tf)

105
The problem on the Left is that they can never ever admit that their ideas are wrong or that they made a mistake. That's why they double down in the face of every one of their failures. "We just didn't do [leftist policy] ENOUGH."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (l9m7l)

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But they squee, "I love Science!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (mht8P)

106 harf wit was on the 5 today...how i hated that titted scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (85Gof)

107 Little Somalia.

Posted by: Drider at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (R/UH9)

108 Trump is in New York to visit his brother, who is ill.
Watch DeBolshevik and Other Brother Fredo claim that the visit makes him liable for New York taxes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (unn44)

109 A "plan" to prevent looting?
You mean - enforcing basic laws, that kind of plan, that's been around for, dunno, a few thousand years?Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:02 PM (OTzUX)+++
Yeah, I still think a water cannon or two would have helped to get their minds right.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (LGXGf)

110 I would have packed up my shit and simply walked out a long time ago. The lots are not worth the cost of cleanup now.

Posted by: Vic at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (mpXpK)

111 Macy's on the Miracle Mile has announced it is moving out.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Vy7tf)

Is Macy's in chapter 11 yet? They made my little girl cry when she worked for them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (85Gof)

112 just had a lovely chat with a closeted conservative patient.

we have to sniff each other out around here, but when we find each other, it's like manna from heaven!

made my day!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 05:59 PM (W2Pud)

That happened to me when I had a bone scan last year. I'm in the heart of leftardia. She was totally based! It's a good feeling.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt)

113 Wally in my neighborhood is *remodeling*.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (h7ejD)

114 Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 05:53 PM (ZVlg7)

The brotherfucker represents large amounts of fellow brutherfuckers. No surprise.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (vML00)

115 82 nurse - what do they smell like? Just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid

like freedom.


not like patchoulli or weed or incense or body odor. no tats. no lip piercings or purple hair.

we do wear birkenstocks though....... shhhhhhhh

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (W2Pud)

116
Those people are brain dead, who burns a liquor store?

Now you gotta got farther For booze

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (GIeIM)

117 garrett: "HINT : It's the hand with the fresh turd in it."

Good call.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (HhXSr)

118 I have a better idea: Why not destroy City Hall and make the politicians pay for a permit to restore the charter of the city!

Do that before permitting the owners of the businesses that pay their salary, to advance the tax money they need to get a permit to clean up something the city itself allowed to happen.


Posted by: Gork at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (VmQ66)

119 Insult + Injury = Bricked up in basement

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (LgMzo)

120 NGU, years back I had a Russian tutor who was a classic Russian Jewish emigre. He'd been pretty high up in the cinema industry in the USSR. His jokes were epic. Tragically, I didn't write them down. He died suddenly, he wasn't young but not that old either. We'd spend most of our sessions talking USSR and US/international political stuff, of course, not so much language work per se.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (OTzUX)

121
That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".
Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)

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"Trump is provoking these riots to buy up property cheap!" - Woke 23-year-old webzine columnist

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (mht8P)

122 Come on Come on
Love me for the Money
Come on Come on
Listen to the Money Talk

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (bCLt0)

123 >>Those people are brain dead, who burns a liquor store?

>>Now you gotta got farther For booze

This guy gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

124 58 I don't feel bad for Minnesota business owners.

They did nothing when their state was taken over by Leftoids.

They did nothing when their properties were burned.

They are just whiny f*cking pussies who now want the rest of the world to feel bad now that their lentoid overlords are mean.

F*ck right off. Welcome to the party f*cktards. Go shine up your f*cking Co-exist stickers.

Choke on your acquiescence. Cuck-ass bitchmen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 05:57 PM (YA914)


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It's my thought in Asheville, the city government is on a path to turn downtown into a boarded up hellhole, but most of those downtown are leftist asshoes.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (7+qLj)

125 George Carlin would like a word with the people of Minneapolis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHIIg1gh7rw

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (S5OQe)

126 NGU, years back I had a Russian tutor who was a classic Russian Jewish emigre. He'd been pretty high up in the cinema industry in the USSR. His jokes were epic. Tragically, I didn't write them down. He died suddenly, he wasn't young but not that old either. We'd spend most of our sessions talking USSR and US/international political stuff, of course, not so much language work per se.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:06 PM (OTzUX)

Yup, they know the real truth about socialism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (85Gof)

127 I never want to hear another fucking bleeding heart, libtard comment about "food deserts". If you let people burn down your neighborhood without piling up their bodies like sandbags so you can shoot from behind them, then you deserve a food desert.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 06:07 PM (Ws0n8)

128 Look how loverly Watts rebuilt.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 06:08 PM (h7ejD)

129 Let's say you were Apple, or Tiffany, or any other high-end retailer.

As I've noted previously, almost all the high-end retail in Portland is already located in the suburbs.

There are two Apple Stores in high-end suburban shopping areas - we'll see how long it takes Apple to reopen the throughly trashed Apple Store in downtown Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:08 PM (I2/tG)

130 Berlin, June 1945.

Posted by: Myollnir at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (gOIJD)

131 from the American Mind : a chance to end the public-school monopoly
americanmind.org/essays/get-your-kids-out-of-public-school/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)

132 The lady that cut my hair today said she hates liberals. She was tipped generously.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (fIHXk)

133 So pretty, so very very pretty.

Posted by: LORD HUMONGOUS at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (bIxK0)

134 Reposted for yukks from last thread (OT)


https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1294292182078193665

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)

136 Donald Trump won the election in North Dakota with 63.0% of the vote, making it his fourth strongest state.
He won South Dakota with 61.5%.

Posted by: old chick at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (sOete)

137 WTF kind of name is "Minneapolis"?


amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:10 PM (XTyi0)

138 Ok, we will defer your property taxes until you rebuild. Then you can pay us, with penalties.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 06:10 PM (dNzKv)

139 Minneapolis wouldn't need to do this if Trump had given use $100 Billion dollars.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:10 PM (pw+jk)

140 135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)


Redevelopment!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

141 ND and SD are beautiful
Very long winter tho


Cold, and cold

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (GIeIM)

142 Uh, Berlin in June '45 had had a little more "work" done. Pretty good (silent) film, some in color, around showing Berlin and a few other German cities after their extensive remodeling by the 8th Air Force and Bomber Command.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (OTzUX)

143
Berlin, June 1945.
Posted by: Myollnir at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (gOIJD)

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Actually the Russians almost immediately forced everyone to start moving rubble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)

144 There are two Apple Stores in high-end suburban shopping areas - we'll see how long it takes Apple to reopen the throughly trashed Apple Store in downtown Portland.

It depends on how much muscle is put on them. Sanity says 'never but...who knows.

Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (8erNz)

145 from the American Mind : a chance to end the public-school monopoly

americanmind.org/essays/get-your-kids-out-of-public-school/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)+++
If there is to be any hope whatsoever, the solution starts here. Education money to follow the child. Brilliant.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (LGXGf)

146 What kind of taxes can city governments wring out of tent cities and piles of human fecal matter

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (TdFxL)

147 I am just not feeling sympathy for the businesses, so many others here. They went along to get along, probably for soooo long, and then are shocked and outraged when the Scorpion finally stung them. A hard life lesson. Maybe they will learn.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (bCLt0)

148 it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)

149 Mollie looks like she's getting ready to pounce and seize.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

150 The brotherfucker represents large amounts of fellow brutherfuckers. No surprise.
___________

I saw a break-down of her voters last election. It's white MN liberals who give her the most votes, not the MN Somalis. It's idiots like that white adulterer who recently married her that keep her in office. Faux-virtue signalling assholes, proving how morally superior and "woke" they are by supporting the poor, put-upon, black, fake refugee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (k4dH2)

151 The lady that cut my hair today said she hates liberals. She was tipped generously.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (fIHXk)

Oh yeah. I have left some outrageous tips for fellow consesrvatives and cut them some great deals in my Office...we have t o support each other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (85Gof)

152 Apple stores make more money than counterfeiters.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (RuIsu)

153 Anyway. Just glad they reflected Talib and Omar and AOC.


Those are the kind of bright minds we need attacking these problems.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (WvQcX)

154 135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)

They'll just print more people

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZVlg7)

155 We (legitimately) pay our taxes for various reasons, including for the protection of our rights and property. For the city to do this is akin to a protection racket.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

156 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)+++

It's been nice to see you posting again, B t''hobo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (WkPC9)

157 Actually Hadrian many Germans just started cleaning up without much prompting (this is shown in one of the later Band of Brothers episodes). I knew vets who witnessed it too. Because, Germans. Japan was similar.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

158 147 I am just not feeling sympathy for the businesses, so many others here. They went along to get along, probably for soooo long, and then are shocked and outraged when the Scorpion finally stung them. A hard life lesson. Maybe they will learn.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (bCLt0)


I wish I had the dough-ray-me to hire Sabo and think up a massive billboard campaign aimed at Blacks and other Democrats that put two and two together for them -- where it didn't add up to 5.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (s2VJv)

159 President Harris will bail out Democrat Hell holes, count on it.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)

160 it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.
Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)

A good, cold winter reduces the vermin population.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:14 PM (TdFxL)

161 Macy's on the Miracle Mile has announced it is moving out.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Vy7tf)



It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 06:14 PM (5kRQZ)

162 As long as there's no Federal bailout, we're good. State can have at it!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 06:14 PM (BRkq2)

163 I want to move to Wyoming.

But I'm too concerned with getting old in that snow and cold.

But on the other hand. Wyoming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (WvQcX)

164 We break it, you buy it!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (sCh/e)

165 Since the police can't or won't do anything, there's always Rooftop Koreans. Or at least there used to be when big cities retained sanity.

This rioting could be terminated in, literally, minutes. Alas, the Democratic Party does not want them to end, so they will continue. It's policy. It's not publicly codified, but it is understood.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (HhXSr)

166 Big city folks: it is horrible here in Missouri, stay away!!! Bible Belt, mosquitos, high heat and humidity, copperheads, water moccasins, and rattlesnakes everywhere. Ticks, and chiggers. Bears, cougars, and coyotes. Everyone openly packs heat. Legally!!! And Republicans.

No, better stay where you are!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

167 "For the city to do this is akin to a protection racket."
Nice burnt out building you have there. It would be ashamed if something happened to it.
Wait, wut?

Posted by: Minneapolis Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (Ws0n8)

168 Well, that video does have an awesome "Welcome to Beirut, 1974" feel to it, but it does beg the question - wasn't that area a shithole before the riots?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (DU2N9)

169 159 President Harris will bail out Democrat Hell holes, count on it.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)


Aerolineas Pinochet did a lot of "bailing out" too. Same difference, I think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (s2VJv)

170 Stay clear or Fargo

BLM has protest there

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (GIeIM)

171
Because, Germans. Japan was similar.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OTzUX)p

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Thanks for the clarification. At least until they found the camps, American GIs liked German civilians more than they did the French.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (mht8P)

172 My BIL lived in a Minneapolis suburb. He said people are beyond polite there to the point where there are accidents getting on the freeways because nobody wants to go first.
I think this is why the leftist whitey in Minnesota votes in the absolute worst people. They are afraid of being called names like racist, sexist, or anything else so they vote stupid... I mean democrat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (pw+jk)

173 As I have mentioned before, our ultra-Prog town requires that businesses to pay a fee to go out of business. They must have a permit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (bk3Sg)

174 146 What kind of taxes can city governments wring out of tent cities and piles of human fecal matter
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (TdFxL)

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You'd think at least one person on any city council would ask this question out loud. Alas...

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (jUVms)

175 Ticks, and chiggers. Bears, cougars, and coyotes.


Oh my.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (XTyi0)

176 Too bad the business owners can't sue to get their money back. Obviously the city has not protected their property with money they got from the businesses in the form of permits and taxes. Best option for businesses is to vote with their feet.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

177 We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (G4GU9)

178 163 I want to move to Wyoming.

But I'm too concerned with getting old in that snow and cold.

But on the other hand. Wyoming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (WvQcX

It's windy. I don't like windy.

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (ZVlg7)

179 it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.
Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)

I like the cold. Keeps the flies and locusts down.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

180 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

I'd be happy to go to the Bible Belt and Spouse and I stopped voting for Democrats sometime in 2008.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (WkPC9)

181 172 My BIL lived in a Minneapolis suburb. He said people are beyond polite there to the point where there are accidents getting on the freeways because nobody wants to go first.
I think this is why the leftist whitey in Minnesota votes in the absolute worst people. They are afraid of being called names like racist, sexist, or anything else so they vote stupid... I mean democrat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (pw+jk)



"Love is all around..."

- - Mary Tyler Moore Show theme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (s2VJv)

182
I love that building where some thoughtful individual spraypainted "RE-BUILD!!!"

LOL, guy. Nobody owes it to you to re-build the community y'all ruined. Suffer with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (/nZod)

183 >>I want to move to Wyoming.

Nice place.

You can watch the Antelope play.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (/1YGZ)

184 167
"For the city to do this is akin to a protection racket."
Nice burnt out building you have there. It would be ashamed if something happened to it.
Wait, wut?


Posted by: Minneapolis Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (Ws0n

"Nice burnt building you have there. If you'd like to rebuild, you'll have to pay us"

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

185 I'd suggest voting, but that's how they got into that situation in the first place.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (9Fwwf)

186 They must have read Kafka.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (w7KSn)

187 I never want to hear another fucking bleeding heart, libtard comment about "food deserts".

Every night, nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry!

Posted by: The Ad Council at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (EgshT)

188
it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)
+++
Some of my people come from NW Iowa. Blackest soil I ever saw. Plant anything and it grows. Folks I knew were all old time FDR dems. Recently researched Winterset, home of John Wayne.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (LGXGf)

189 "It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane"
We have it marked as BLM boulevard and Antifa Alley on our maps.


Posted by: Chicago Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Ws0n8)

190 Trump should insist he wants to debate Harris because there's no way Biden will ever be president.
That might make the senile old goat twitch.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (TdFxL)

191 180 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

I'd be happy to go to the Bible Belt and Spouse and I stopped voting for Democrats sometime in 2008.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (WkPC9)

Would love for you to come, Fen. ( Just don't tell anyone else, okay??)

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)

192 173 As I have mentioned before, our ultra-Prog town requires that businesses to pay a fee to go out of business. They must have a permit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (bk3Sg)

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Where is this and can't owners just leave? As in keep the business puttering, sell the house, pack their stuff drive out of town and not look back?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (jUVms)

193 You got to move it, move it!

Posted by: Barney Rubble at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Vy7tf)

194 Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Posted by: at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Tnijr)

195 >>It's windy. I don't like windy.


Anywhere near the Rocky Mountain Front, or just east of it is gonna be windy.

And what you call wind, they call a breeze.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (/1YGZ)

196
I like the cold. Keeps the flies and locusts down.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (xPJvm)

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Bastard

Posted by: Giant Gulf Coast Mosquito at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (mht8P)

197 Looks mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

198 186 They must have read Kafka.
Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (w7KSn)


Kafka sounds like a combination coffee cake babka.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (s2VJv)

199 I really don't understand politicians today. They're mostly all my age or younger - so they should understand the internet.
Which means 'don't try to enact a policy you wouldn't want the rest of the country to know about - because they're going to know about it'.

Posted by: Agammamon at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WgvSl)

200 >>I like the cold. Keeps the flies and locusts down.

Minnesota has the worst of both worlds. Not only is it cold enough to freeze an Eskimo's nut sack in the winter do you know what you get with the land of ten thousand lakes? A gazillion misquotes every summer.

Hard pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

201 That's a lot of cheap real estate about to go on the market at rock-bottom prices. Once it's scooped up by speculating developers, expect large scale "gentrification".
Posted by: PlainJane at August 14, 2020 06:01 PM (Qo+uP)
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You'll need to reintroduce the police force before gentrification takes place. That could take a generation, if ever.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WQZ1O)

202 My advice on the Dakotas:

The west parts are much better. West of the Missouri, basically.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (xPJvm)

203 154 135 Do they realize what happens to the tax base they rely on when the people move out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:09 PM (WvQcX)

They'll just print more people

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZVlg7)


___________



They can import the rest of the third world FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (sCh/e)

204 We could stop this.
I mean, we won't, of course, but we could.
All it would take is a few dozen normal people to show up, armed and ready to kill the riotous thugs. And, perhaps, an escape plan for when the leftist LEO jackboots come (and they will. Stand-down orders only protect left-wing terrorists, not decent people.)

But, we won't. This destruction is a small price to pay in order to not be inconvenienced. We would rather several hundred good and normal people lose their lives and property than kill a few dozen psychopaths with our own hands.

Posted by: mrshad at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (IJsa1)

205 Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (/1YGZ)

Can you tell us what "Seldom is heard" refers to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9)

206 UN Security council refusing to extend weapons ban on iran.....I can see some planes falling out of the sky

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (85Gof)

207 Ace covered this when it broke but now there's a trial and I believe the French term is ooh la la.

"Kentucky judge's secretary denies threesome, says it was a prank

"A suspended Kentucky judge accused of turning her chambers into a glorified frat house and having a threesome with staffers was only pulling a prank, her secretary testified in court this week, according to a report.

. . . .

"During earlier testimony, courthouse custodians, deputy clerks and other staffers described alcohol containers found in Gentry's chambers, singing and guitar playing, as well as moaning and grunting sounds."

https://bit.ly/3kOtGyy
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Let he who is without moaning and grunting sounds cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

208 If we conservatives ever get the chance to riot, Let's burn all of the Universities.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/1YGZ)

209 Blackest soil I ever saw.

It's called Soil of Colour, racist.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (H5knJ)

210 188
it's too fucking cold in all the good states. can't do it.

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 06:11 PM (ZpEgy)
+++
Some of my people come from NW Iowa. Blackest soil I ever saw. Plant anything and it grows. Folks I knew were all old time FDR dems. Recently researched Winterset, home of John Wayne.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (LGXGf)



What ever happened to Russ from Winterset?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (s2VJv)

211 Hard pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Which is why I like the Northern Rockies. Low humidity and cool nights in summer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (xPJvm)

212 But ace, much of America has been voting for this, to different degrees and in various forms, for a long time.

And all of that, and more, has been delivered!
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

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Oh no. We haven't taken delivery of the rewards of our our stupidity. Not by a long shot. This is just the beginning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (/nZod)

213 If we conservatives ever get the chance to riot, Let's burn all of the Universities.
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/1YGZ)

Shit just whisper to the left wing kids on campus that the admin is really right wing and let them do it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (85Gof)

214

Things that really piss you off:

Chiggers.

Posted by: ESPN Journalist at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (d6DSt)

215 >>Which is why I like the Northern Rockies. Low humidity and cool nights in summer.


42 this morning.

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (/1YGZ)

216 Stay away from Georgia. It's like hell, but more humid.

Posted by: at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (Tnijr)

217 "It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane"
We have it marked as BLM boulevard and Antifa Alley on our maps.


Posted by: Chicago Tax Collector

Groot's Route.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)

218 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)

Thanks; First I'd have to get rid of a house and garage of accumulated books and other assorted stuff from mother and grandmother and great grandmother.. Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (WkPC9)

219 The COVID Corpses are piling up all over Missouri, so nobody should come here. For at least 20 years. Chinese back hoes on order.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

220 They're making it up as they go along and can't stop the cycle even if they wanted to.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)


Unseen1 had a pretty good thread along these lines back in March. They have had several plans, and all of them have failed. So now they're just reacting to the events of the day that they no longer control.

https://tinyurl.com/yyo6n34j

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (jK8Z7)

221 208 If we conservatives ever get the chance to riot, Let's burn all of the Universities.
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/1YGZ)

A conservative riot would involve rampaging politeness, painting over graffiti and building things.
Sort of like barn raising.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (TdFxL)

222 Biting flies on MN are asshloe

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (GIeIM)

223 SFGate has a story about business owners in an area of San Francisco called Hayes Valley.

Businesses there have been ravaged by the shutdowns, of course, but there is also a huge homeless tent encampment discouraging shoppers.

A number of businesses signed a petition asking the city to sweep the homeless encampment, but the petition failed to to support providing free housing, food, drugs, alcohol, and anything else that the homeless might desire.

Because, after all, you cannot advocate for the removal of a single homeless individual from your neighborhood, unless you explain how that individual will be cared for for the rest of his life.

Well, the Twitter mobs descended of course, and are organizing a boycott of the offending businesses, and several business owners are being directly threatened.

Some of the business owners are trying to backtrack, and said that they didn't know that the petition didn't call for the perpetual support of the homeless people being moved - they just assumed that was the case, since it was San Francisco.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (I2/tG)

224
Oh no. We haven't taken delivery of the rewards of our our stupidity. Not by a long shot. This is just the beginning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (/nZod)

----------

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in olden time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (mht8P)

225 Thx for that link, boulder t'hobo, wow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (vMGcs)

226 219 The COVID Corpses are piling up all over Missouri, so nobody should come here. For at least 20 years. Chinese back hoes on order.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

Yes, it's horrible here. Bodies in the streets, and the people still won't wear the face diapers!!!! Stay in the Blue States, people!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (bCLt0)

227 98 One of russian jewish patients who immigrated here 30 years ago was in....he hates commies, so we always have great talks....a lot of cursing and fuckin commies and nuke the chicoms....good stuff
----
My former business partners are ex-soviet jews, arrived here in the 80's. They are horrified by what's happening here.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (WQZ1O)

228 What kind of taxes can city governments wring out of tent cities and piles of human fecal matter
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
-----

They do not *care*. They are a de facto part of the whole thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (WZ5i4)

229 I think Mnapls needs to invest in a hill or two.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 14, 2020 06:23 PM (QZCjk)

230 Please bring forth thy women Minneapolis, for their training must begin. And the raping. Also, bring snacks, no salads.

Posted by: LORD HUMONGOUS at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (bIxK0)

231 What do we want?


"To tidy up!"


When do we want it?


"NOW!!!"

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (XTyi0)

232 Well, Minneapolis voters must like the anarchy and destruction, since they just gave Ilhan Omar another primary win. How can you read the situation any other way? "Thank you sir! May I please have another?"

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (qpX6U)

233 141 ND and SD are beautiful
Very long winter tho

I would move to SD this weekend if I was the boss around here

But I aint, so I don't

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (O+AcM)

234 So I've noticed that in the last few months in particular, there has been a concerted effort to simultaneously push two (or more) conflicting narratives on their sheep with EQUAL force.

Up until then for as long as I've lived, every story had one choice narrative the D's all agreed to and would push with major force. They would push others, but would invariably settle on *one*, or only do one for any given time period.

But now something has changed. It's weird. I will give you my recent examples thusly:

Issue 1 - The protests/riots

Narrative A
Violence from protesters/rioters is a righteous and mostly harmless expression of anger

Narrative B
The violence at the protests is being caused by anarchists and White Supremacists

Issue 2 - Biden Picks VP

Narrative A
Joe Biden is tough, strong and coherent. He will lead better than Trump and can be trusted during any crisis especially COVID.

Narrative B
Biden should step aside for Kamala, and if not, Kamala is ready "just in case"

Issue 3 - Middle East Peace Deal

Narrative A
This deal is torture on the long ignored Palestinians, and is just promotion of Israel, and Netanyahu who loves Trump and wants him reelected

Narrative B
This deal had nothing to do with Trump. It was the work of Obama and many others.

You can come up with reasons as to why they are doing this. Their people will certainly never put 2 and 2 together, so I guess there's little loss in provoking different emotions and trying to persuade from as many angles as possible. Is there a benefit in making people believe two conflicting things?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt)

235 We used to have threesomes back in the day.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (EgshT)

236 224"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first
sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us
year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial
vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in olden time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:22 PM (mht8P)

Sounds Biblical: Marxism is sweet to the taste, but bitter in your belly. Rev. 10:9

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

237 Business owner: "Hi, I'd like to get a permit to clear the pile of rubble that was my business."

City of Minneapolis: "Okay, that will be $25,421."

Business owner: "Say what?"

City of Minneapolis: "Yes, you owe $25,000 for property taxes and the permit for clearing is an additional $421."

Business owner: "You do realize that I can't pay my taxes until I get my business open again, right?"

City of Minneapolis: "You should have thought of that before you came down here to apply for your permit to clear the rubble."

Business owner: "I don't have the cash to pay my business tax, so, I guess I'll just leave it be."

City of Minneapolis: "The fine for each day the site of your former business remains covered in debris is $1,000."

Business owner: "Say what?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (WEBkv)

238 Minnesota goes to Trump by 6 points - Morrisey's face melts like those Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (w2LAm)

239 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

240 "It was the Magnificent Mile. Now it's Looter's Lane"

We have it marked as BLM boulevard and Antifa Alley on our maps.


Posted by: Chicago Tax Collector at August 14, 2020 06:17 PM (Ws0n

,__________



Orwell might have called it "Progress Parkway,"

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:25 PM (sCh/e)

241 I've lived in northern climates all my life. I'd be perfectly happy to move to Alaska

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (TdFxL)

242 Email from RSBN -

- Trump to hold first campaign event since June, Mankato,MN., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold another campaign event, Oshkosh,WI., Mon Aug 17
- Trump to hold campaign event, Yuma, AZ., Tues Aug 18



Are those states mask-mandated or ...?

Because I am not sitting through a Trump rally with a dog-muzzled audience.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (luzVb)

243 But black lives matter, yo.......

Just not those that were destroyed or devastated by the asshole rioters.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

244 We do some pretty dumb shit down here but burning down our businesses is not one of them. We just wait for the hurricanes to destroy them.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (tTLAA)

245 241 I've lived in northern climates all my life. I'd be perfectly happy to move to Alaska
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (TdFxL)

Spent 3 weeks there in the summer. Beautiful place.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

246 Things that really piss you off:


anything or one that I don't like

so, like 99.99%

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:26 PM (O+AcM)

247 Shorter city of Minneapolis : Fuck you,pay me

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (HwiWi)

248 Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:15 PM (bCLt0)

And tornadoes, don't forget the tornadoes. Also, ice storms. Brown Recluse spiders!

Stay away, stay away!

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (vML00)

249 We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.

I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp for all elected officials for a long time. Before they take office, put them in barracks and drill them while marching on American Principles like honesty and empathy. And Math. Make them balance the books. Expose them to Christianity and teach them to imagine how they'd feel if their own mandates were imposed upon them.
Make them cook their own food and clean up their own living area. Six good weeks of this should work to bring them down to Earth and realize what they're actually doing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (HaL55)

250 HA.

I clicked on the link to John Sexton just to be nice and also I thought we had to watch the video there.

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section.

HA.

Although they may have ampersands.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)

251 Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt)

People hear the version that validates their worldview

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (dNzKv)

252 It depends on how much muscle is put on them.

Apple can just say they don't want to disturb the George Floyd mural that is now painted on the plywood covering its store in downtown Portland.

The store used to be all glass - very dramatic.

All the glass has been destroyed, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (I2/tG)

253 I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp for all elected officials for a
long time. Before they take office, put them in barracks and drill them
while marching on American Principles like honesty and empathy. And
Math. Make them balance the books. Expose them to Christianity and teach
them to imagine how they'd feel if their own mandates were imposed upon
them.



Absolutely love this idea.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (luzVb)

254 Can't wait to see Mika Bobblehead's take on Trump's failure in MN.

She'll be bleeding from the eyes and ears, surely. It may turn to a Scanners scene if Trump plays his cards right.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (HhXSr)

255 Trumps landslide victory looks better everyday.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (Ci3MH)

256 Hey Tubal, didja print out the instructions and forms in re Yard Corpses? Full of helpful hints.
I've got three with full beards to use for my Christmas Manger diorama.
Hope the weather cools off soon.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (RuIsu)

257 In Soviet America, you will be made not only to dig -- but to pay for -- your own graves, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (sCh/e)

258
I expect any purple state where Trump plans a rally will suddenly command that all residents inmates may only leave home in one of those Hannibal Lecter rigs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (/nZod)

259 Best thing about SoDak is you can move to a town named


MITCHELL!

Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (AdjMr)

260 Sell the property. Reset the tax base.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Y6UV7)

261 It must really suck to live in these hellish blue states and cities. And it's not like they are going to get any better. Just worse.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (uQ2lA)

262 Speaking of Minneapolis, any news on the suburban rape park lately?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (IYZ+m)

263 Vote Democrat. IF they don't kill you, they'll bankrupt you first.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

264 253
I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp

Absolutely love this idea.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (luzVb)

Only problem is the Dems will run it, it will be taught by leftists academics, and overseen by Marxist judges.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

265 256 Hey Tubal, didja print out the instructions and forms in re Yard Corpses? Full of helpful hints.
I've got three with full beards to use for my Christmas Manger diorama.
Hope the weather cools off soon.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:28 PM (RuIsu)

No I'll have to get on that. The heat??? Eh, it's a wet heat!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (bCLt0)

266 A gazillion misquotes every summer.



Can I quote you?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

267

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)


ahem

I think it;s called a gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (O+AcM)

268
Only problem is the Dems will run it, it will be taught by leftists academics, and overseen by Marxist judges.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
----------

Dignity Canal, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

269 "All the glass has been destroyed, of course." The glass isn't destroyed; it is fostering a dialogue of racial justice.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (qpX6U)

270 Karenocracy 2020 : Catch the Fever

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (luzVb)

271 260
Sell the property. Reset the tax base.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Y6UV7)

You assume someone wants to buy it.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

272 HA.

I clicked on the link to John Sexton just to be nice and also I thought we had to watch the video there.

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section.

HA.

Although they may have ampersands.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)


&&&&&&

Fuck tepid gas.

Those guys are fags.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

273

MITCHELL is in the semi-suck part of SD. Not the complete suck - the NE - but is cold windy and boring with no cool geography.

Posted by: ESPN Journalist at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (d6DSt)

274 Vote Democrat.


We Will Fuck Your Shit Up.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (XTyi0)

275 MN eliminated single family housing zoning right?

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (GIeIM)

276 "All the glass has been destroyed, of course." The glass isn't destroyed; it is fostering a dialogue of racial justice.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (qpX6U)


I TOLD you about the glass.......

Posted by: Paul Krugman at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

277 If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Y274z)

278
We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.

---------

GNADC work-detail jumpsuits work for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (/nZod)

279 tubal: "Spent 3 weeks there in the summer. Beautiful place."

And then Winter came. I guess there was lots of beauty still under all that white and cold. And gold. That's what TV tells me.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (HhXSr)

280 My wife and I were just having a discussion about some of the verbage Ace comes up with from time to time. I absolutely LOVE the whole concept of "Self Gassing Jews" . It's just perfect! Also when Ace says Fuck You it's never just Fuck You. More often it's "Fucked for all Eternity with The Barbed Cock of Satan", or "Fuck You, With a Pineapple, SIDEWAYS!"

So what's your fav Ace-ism?

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (k+h+d)

281 Because I am not sitting through a Trump rally with a dog-muzzled audience.


Posted by: deplorable unperson

I believe they are campaign events, not rallies.
RSBN said in the email/had links for live broadcast of the speeches.

1. President Donald J. Trump will deliver remarks on Joe Biden's failures on Jobs and the Economy in Mankato, MN
2. President Donald J. Trump will deliver remarks on Joe Biden's failures on Jobs and the Economy in Oshkosh, WI.
3. President Donald J. Trump will deliver remarks on Joe Biden's failures on Immigration and Border Security in Yuma, AZ

Posted by: old chick at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (sOete)

282
Vote Democrat

We Keep You Alive To Serve This Ship

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (mht8P)

283 For sale
Pre-looted !!

Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (GIeIM)

284 > You can come up with reasons as to why they are doing this. Their people will certainly never put 2 and 2 together, so I guess there's little loss in provoking different emotions and trying to persuade from as many angles as possible. Is there a benefit in making people believe two conflicting things?

Yes, some people want to make Orwell fiction again, and others want to fully realize his vision, doublethink included.

Posted by: perilisk at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (9p+wn)

285 "All the glass has been destroyed, of course." The glass isn't destroyed; it is fostering a dialogue of racial justice.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:30 PM (qpX6U)


Shoot.....the glahss......

Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

286 274 Vote Democrat.


We Will Fuck Your Shit Up.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (XTyi0)

what they don't fuck up

they shit on

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (O+AcM)

287 one of those Hannibal Lecter rigs

That mask was very tasteful and stylish. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (EgshT)

288 Burt, Loot, Murder - the Minneapolis Way

Or is that Mogadishu?

I get them confused.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Z/q4U)

289 280
My wife and I were just having a discussion about some of the verbage
Ace comes up with from time to time. I absolutely LOVE the whole concept
of "Self Gassing Jews" . It's just perfect! Also when Ace says Fuck You
it's never just Fuck You. More often it's "Fucked for all Eternity with
The Barbed Cock of Satan", or "Fuck You, With a Pineapple, SIDEWAYS!"



So what's your fav Ace-ism?

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (k+h+d)

Isn't the pineapple wrapped in razor wire and shoved in sideways?

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

290 267

HotAir has a paywall now.

And a VIP section
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 06:27 PM (yL25O)


ahem

I think it;s called a gloryhole

LOL!

Posted by: demoncrat at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Ci3MH)

291 HotAir Paywall Bypass

http://archive.is/GVFXT

All you need to do is to give the link to Archive.IS (Archive Today) and create an archived page - it will do 2 things: 1) avoid giving clickbait sites revenue and 2) show contents of paywalled sites like WSJ etc. I know I've been on Ace to do this - especially shit sites like CNN, Daily Mail etc.

A lot of times it's already been archived, so you don't even need to wait a minute or two for it to be generated.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)

292 MITCHELL!

About the last good thing to come out of Minnesota was MST3K.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (NiXyF)

293 "HotAir has a paywall now." Not that I can see. They've had the VIP thing for a while now, but non-VIP articles can still be accessed by NVIPs.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (qpX6U)

294 Burt, Loot, Murder - the Minneapolis Way

Or is that Mogadishu?

I get them confused.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Z/q4U)


What'd I do?

Posted by: Bert of Bert and Ernie at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

295 did you see zombie?

hot

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Y274z)

296 How bad could a state be that chooses Jesse Ventura and Al Franken to represent them?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

297 I believe they are campaign events, not rallies.
RSBN said in the email/had links for live broadcast of the speeches.


Thank you for the clarification. More's the pity.


He should have shot down the mask bullshit when he had the chance.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

298 Went to Lake of the Ozarks here in Mo a few times. Place is Jumping!!! Guy said they normally get 5 million visitors a year. This year?? 9 million, so far. The reason??? Place is NOT locked down, and people are having FUN!!! And all the Karens of the country weep.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)

299 Hey everybody.

Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

I guess he got the memo from PDT: "could you at least TRY to not force me to fire you after November??" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

300 275 MN eliminated single family housing zoning right?
Posted by: Yo! at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (GIeIM)

do zoos even have single family zoning ordinances ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (O+AcM)

301 Yeah Yankees in Yankeeland. Just leave us long-haired country boys alone, with our SEC football, open businesses, Karen-free states. PA NJ NY hahahahha

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Jj+59)

302 You know that is a great Idea since the business owners have so much cash on them on account of them not working for you know 5 months or so. The City needs that cash so they can defund the police.

Posted by: Picric at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (nonGu)

303
HotAir better put up a paywall. One that puts $100 in my account for clicking on their bullshit, or I'll never do it again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (/nZod)

304 White fragility will make those businesses owners run away rather than to stay and take it like man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

305 AoSHQ's VIP section is the Barrel.

Oh, sorry, that's the RIP section.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (NiXyF)

306 Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

I guess he got the memo from PDT: "could you at least TRY to not force me to fire you after November??" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)


When Trump wins in November, fucking Fauci should be flogged on the south lawn.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Wow, what a typo

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (Z/q4U)

308 I was born and raised in Emporia Kansas. At 18 I moved to Wichita where I spent 5 years before moving to Southern California in 1980. I spent the next 30 years in the desert southwest before moving to Charleston South Carolina in 2011. After spending 7 years there I decided to retire and moved back to Kansas and bought a little shack to grow old in.
My point is this: I've survived 64 years without a Minneapolis, and I calculate that the rest of the country can too.
Forever.

Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (ATe9j)

309 304
White fragility will make those businesses owners run away rather than to stay and take it like man.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

...take it like a man in a gay bath house in SF.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

310 Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

So is being drowned in a bucket like a rat.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:35 PM (luzVb)

311 qdpsteve!! Yo!!

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0)

312
Story at HotFart: Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting.

I guess he got the memo from PDT: "could you at least TRY to not force me to fire you after November??" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

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Or, Fauci's planning on banning shopping.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (/nZod)

313 tubal!! Yo!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)

314 Fauci really needs the swirly treatment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Z/q4U)

315 Sponge, I'm a softy.
Fauci goes along with PDT? He's good with me.
He acts like a DNC agent? Not so much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

316 Steaming Fart may not have a pay wall, but they do have code to piss off a script blocker, so I won't be visiting.

Tried to give Sexton a click, but alas......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Businesses there have been ravaged by the shutdowns, of course, but there is also a huge homeless tent encampment discouraging shoppers.

A number of businesses signed a petition asking the city to sweep the homeless encampment, but the petition failed to to support providing free housing, food, drugs, alcohol, and anything else that the homeless might desire.

Because, after all, you cannot advocate for the removal of a single homeless individual from your neighborhood, unless you explain how that individual will be cared for for the rest of his life.

Well, the Twitter mobs descended of course, and are organizing a boycott of the offending businesses, and several business owners are being directly threatened.
_______________

Why are the business owners responsible for providing for the needs of the homeless? Why don't the Twatter assholes step up and start buying the homeless people homes and drugs and booze and porn and whatever else they want?

This is all so damn idiotic. Most homeless people are either drug addicts or mentally ill. It was the left who demanded that laws be changed so that the mentally ill couldn't be confined against their will, and it was also the left who demanded that drug laws be changed to make it easier for people to light up or shoot up without risking arrest.

The left got what they demanded, and the homeless are the result. Let the left take care of them. It's their harvest. They should have to reap what they have sown.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (k4dH2)

318 "HotAir has a paywall now." Not that I can see. They've had the VIP thing for a while now, but non-VIP articles can still be accessed by NVIPs.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:33 PM (qpX6U)


I only get half the article and it asks for my password. Sounds like WAY too much effort.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (8B6Ng)

319
Fauci really needs the swirly treatment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Z/q4U)

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Do they make a flushable piranha tank? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (/nZod)

320
So the powers in Minneapolis have changed their mind, and the family doesn't have to pay for the bullets that killed their parents, ala Sadam Hussein?

This must be an example of "Minnesota Nice" everyone tells me about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

321 Sponge, I'm a softy.
Fauci goes along with PDT? He's good with me.
He acts like a DNC agent? Not so much.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)


Well, I'm looking for someone NOT a 'yes man' but one that speaks TRUTH and backs the president where TRUTH fits.

Fauci is NOTHING like that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Jj+59)

I've decided to move to your state-wherever that is- just to annoy you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (WkPC9)

323 I shit you not Fascistbook is using the Cuckpatch as a fact check

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (1Dmt5)

324 I don't think you can 'example' the stupid out of people.

If history is correct, there have been stupid people voting against their own best interests for millennia.

Minneapolis, Portland, NY, Seattle, etc will just continue to vote the same way even if they've been fed a huge plate of reasons not to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (WvQcX)

325 Was behind some scumbag millennial white dude in a drive-through today. He had two big stickers on his back window: "Black Lives Matter" and "This Machine Kills Fascists."


I had this incredible visceral anger pulse through me and fantasized about grabbing my tire iron, smashing out all of his windows, and then beating him with it all the while screaming "Too bad white lives don't matter, huh?" and "I've got your killing machine right here, soiboi!"


Rather cathartic, it was ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (64Qju)

326 Do they make a flushable piranha tank? Asking for a friend.

Pitch that to the shark tank people

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (Z/q4U)

327 Pneumonia deaths are down to zero. Thanks plandemic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (MeHGG)

328 "Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting."

I am quite relieved to hear him say that, actually. I hope he sticks to that message.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (qpX6U)

329 Policies like this are how Killdozers get built.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (k/ClX)

330 289
My favorite Ace ism is Bugfuck Insane

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (bVhJi)

331 I know Fauci recently lost it at a press conference.

"Yes, continue to wear the masks. Also goggles, a hood for your head, and a complete shiny black PVC bodysuit with leather heels. Gotta go!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

332 "This Machine Kills Fascists." From Woody Guthrie's guitar.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (qpX6U)

333 Remember Gen. Honore after Katrina, "you can't fix stupid."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (Z/q4U)

334 Went to Lake of the Ozarks here in Mo a few times. Place is Jumping!!! Guy said they normally get 5 million visitors a year. This year?? 9 million, so far. The reason??? Place is NOT locked down, and people are having FUN!!! And all the Karens of the country weep.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)


Well then. Our death count should be a 9 mil in 3.......2........1.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

335 I see the City of Minneapolis going into the "Distressed Property" tax lien auction business.
Here's your chance to buy a piece of history - at fire sale prices!

Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ATe9j)

336 >>If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Mr. Clinesmith, I have two options for you.

Option 1. You keep your mouth shut and don't cooperate and I charge you with crimes that could land you a 20 year sentence in a federal prison.

Options 2. You cooperate completely, hold nothing back and tell me everything you know about the conspiracy against Donald Trump and his campaign and I allow you to plead guilty to lesser charges that will give you a maximum of 5 years in a federal prison, maybe less if I think you have gone above and beyond what I want. And remember, I already know everything that happened, I am just looking for corroboration. If I even dream you are lying just once and it's 20 years.

Now personally I hope you hold out and I bring the weight of the DOJ down on you for trying to throw the 2016 and disenfranchise millions of Americans but I am willing to be merciful if you cooperate.

Your move, Mr. Clinesmith.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

337 All you need to do is to give the link to Archive.IS (Archive Today) and
create an archived page - it will do 2 things: 1) avoid giving
clickbait sites revenue and 2) show contents of paywalled sites like WSJ
etc. I know I've been on Ace to do this - especially shit sites like
CNN, Daily Mail etc.


FF has an add-on for it too. Just installed it.

Sounds like the ammo we need to combat the prog's Kancel Kulture BS. Delete a post? Not really. Here's a copy of what you just deleted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (HaL55)

338 He should have shot down the mask bullshit when he had the chance.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)

They're still trying to make him take the bait on this. They have a planned narrative that involves him taking a strong position against masks.

Hence their ramping up yesterday. I'm glad he isn't doing so and I guarantee I hate masks, and the idea of masks, at least as much as you do.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (uEbPt)

339

In the state bankrupted by Jay Inslee, the Emperor announced a few days ago that WA state will give $40 million to illegal aliens.

Because.

And if that isn't enough explanation, well, tough titties, pal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

340 My favorite Ace ism is Bugfuck Insane
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (bVhJi)


"Go bugfuck, needledick."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

341 325
Was behind some scumbag millennial white dude in a drive-through today.
He had two big stickers on his back window: "Black Lives Matter" and
"This Machine Kills Fascists."

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (64Qju)

If taken literally, he would be running over the pasty-white fascist Antifa soyboys.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

342 qdpsteve

You forgot the ball gag for Fauci

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Z/q4U)

343
Woody Guthrie. What a fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (/nZod)

344 "I had this incredible visceral anger pulse through me and fantasized about grabbing my tire iron," Use a handgun if you're going to get that close to him. I recommend B92.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (qpX6U)

345 I see the City of Minneapolis going into the "Distressed Property" tax lien auction business.
Here's your chance to buy a piece of history - at fire sale prices!
Posted by: jbspry at August 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ATe9j)


I can tell you how that works out for your city......

Posted by: Detroit at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Run away? No! Just go along and get along. I'm sure everything will straighten itself out.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (uQ2lA)

347 Fauci says if shopping is safe enough to do in person, so's voting."

I am quite relieved to hear him say that, actually. I hope he sticks to that message.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (qpX6U)

Tomorrow Fauci: Shopping isn't safe!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

348 re: Fauci
He is purely a hack politician. Look at the link in my nick.

Hint: those people? Are not his patients.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (luzVb)

349 Do you really have to pay to go to HotAir now? And do you think they are making money??

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (jUVms)

350 Monday, I get to lose my lower rear molar due to WUFLU

no fillings allowed in MA

looks like an implant is in my future

And since yesterday at 5 pm, I'm in really bad pain

but no vicodin allowed anymore

thanks losers

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (O+AcM)

351 We need to start over. Take politicians and put them into remedial civics classes.
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (G4GU9)

We need to start over. Take politicians and put them in stocks then throw rotten food at them. Like watermelons and casabas.
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:16 PM (G4GU9)

fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (z79tQ)

352 Flogging Fauci lacks panache. He should be required to carry a giant wooden caduceus from his office to the south lawn, scourged, and then crucified.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (H5knJ)

353 What is up with Fauci? Masks bad, masks good, he changes his mind like their socks

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (OjZpE)

354 Every time I hear or see the word MITCHELL, my mind shows me a big Joe Don Baker face. Like Zardoz, only JDB.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (RuIsu)

355 fauci is not the kind of guy you want to be in a fox hole with watching your 6

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)

356 Your move, Mr. Clinesmith.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Holy crap! JackStraw is Jack Bauer!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (sGotD)

357 262 Speaking of Minneapolis, any news on the suburban rape park lately?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 06:29 PM (IYZ+m)

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Those are parks inside Minneapolis, not the suburbs.

And yes, the Minneapolis City Council somehow partially saw the light. They passed ordinances to limit, not stop, but limit the number of tents in the parks.

They cleaned the worst of the parks this last week. One park they removed almost 300 tents. Lots of dump trucks filled.

Tuesday they announced they were cleaning Peavey Park, Tuesday night there was a gun battle in the tents, 35 shell casings were found..

BTW, the pregnant woman shot and killed by her boyfriend at Powderhorn Park last month? Her preemie child died after fighting for his life for three weeks.

We are about to get hammered by Thunderstorms here too.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (+0uDE)

358 Flagging Fauci, didn't they open for Pussy Riot at the Cow Palace?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (Z/q4U)

359
Huh?

What do you mean, this video of a deserted, destroyed Minneapolis isn't being shown on ABCBSNBCNN?

Oh.





Local story, got it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (sy5kK)

360 They never rebuilt Detoilet after the Japs bombed it during the war.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (MeHGG)

361 Dr. Fouchi is sooooo dreamy.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (EgshT)

362 Favorite ace-ism?

"He died of this, and that, but mostly bug-fuckery."

Or something like that.

Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (5FZ/w)

363 277
If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Posted by: torabora at August 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Y274z)

Personally I would like to see the Flynn treatment: SWAT at 3:00 a.m.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

364 Re: Fauci, today he says that there is no reason to not conduct in person voting.

At Townhall, via CBS or some such.


"Obey the Experts!"

Cancellation of Fauci in 3, 2, . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (KnJdm)

365 Is Hot Air full blown NeverTrump, or just the tip?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (XTyi0)

366 Citizen, you will be made to care!

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (uQ2lA)

367
Is Hot Air full blown NeverTrump, or just the tip?
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (XTyi0)

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It seems from ace that Sexton isn't. But the rest of the bloggers there are obligate cockivores and have been for years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (/nZod)

368 I just realized I am seriously close to being out of rum.

This must be rectified.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (ZLI7S)

369 That Fauci Townhall article


https://tinyurl.com/yxtd9jhp

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (KnJdm)

370 343
Woody Guthrie. What a fag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (/nZod)

He and Pete Seeger were a closeted gay couple, weren't they?? Sort of like Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels??

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (bCLt0)

371 Nood bruhilda

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (LgMzo)

372 Re: Fauci, today he says that there is no reason to not conduct in person voting.

At Townhall, via CBS or some such.


"Obey the Experts!"

Cancellation of Fauci in 3, 2, . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (KnJdm)


Trump put Fauci on the Naughty Step, I think.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (NiXyF)

373 Nood.

Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (5FZ/w)

374 I just realized I am seriously close to being out of rum.

This must be rectified.



Don't forget the lash.

Posted by: and the sodomy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (XTyi0)

375 Minneapolis will never change. In fact, I imagine they'll vote in even more Marxist radicals over the next decade. The bastards just re-elected (Dem primary winner in MN5th AMWAYS wins the general) Ilhan Omar for fuck's sake! They did do even when given a choice between Omar and another reliable hate-America Marxist, who resembles Omar in all ways except sex and her unapologetic anti-Semitism. But, they went with the proven hate-America Marxist, including most of the Jews living in St. Louis Park.

Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iMA23)

376 marketwatch.com/cdc director warns america is in for the worst fall we've ever had

Let's just go back to quarantine and see each other when the virus is cured.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (OjZpE)

377
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if those two were sipping penis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (/nZod)

378 >>I've advocated a Constitutional Boot Camp

You want a Constitutional Boot Camp

You'll settle for Constitutional government

You'll get Constitutionally mandated Gulags

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (w2LAm)

379 Shut up and pay your taxes!-your betters

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (uQ2lA)

380 'Is Hot Air full blown NeverTrump, or just the tip?' Well they have apolitical fluff too, on the Jazz Shaw beat. Here's a typical Jazz Shaw story:

"A says B, but C says D. On the one hand, B, but on the other hand, D. Who knows, but we will see!"

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (qpX6U)

381 Actually, the Boy Mayor and the Police Department abolishing city council of Minneapolis decided to NOT Require Paid Property Taxes to get demolition permits.

That doesn't mean they are ISSUING Permits. They are very, very, slow and methodical. I wouldn't be surprised if we see piles of rubble for the next freaking year.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (+0uDE)

382 Morning radio program played this morning as I was driving home.

"Libyan on a jet plane."
https://youtu.be/fAznAgmifCA

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Z/q4U)

383 336 >>If they don't waterboard Clinesmith he's going to hold back.

Mr. Clinesmith, I have two options for you.

Option 1. You keep your mouth shut and don't cooperate and I charge you with crimes that could land you a 20 year sentence in a federal prison.

Options 2. You cooperate completely, hold nothing back and tell me everything you know about the conspiracy against Donald Trump and his campaign and I allow you to plead guilty to lesser charges that will give you a maximum of 5 years in a federal prison, maybe less if I think you have gone above and beyond what I want. And remember, I already know everything that happened, I am just looking for corroboration. If I even dream you are lying just once and it's 20 years.

Now personally I hope you hold out and I bring the weight of the DOJ down on you for trying to throw the 2016 and disenfranchise millions of Americans but I am willing to be merciful if you cooperate.

Your move, Mr. Clinesmith.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)


Much hotter than any pron.

Yowza!

Posted by: Americans looking for justice at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

384 Sounds like Dr. Atlas might have scared the shit out of fauci.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (ShAcG)

385 334 Went to Lake of the Ozarks here in Mo a few times. Place is Jumping!!! Guy said they normally get 5 million visitors a year. This year?? 9 million, so far. The reason??? Place is NOT locked down, and people are having FUN!!! And all the Karens of the country weep.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)



I went on a camping trip in southern Missouri once, in the middle of summer. Any ChiCom virus around those parts would get swarmed by the ticks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (yPJob)

386 Do not pay the taxes. Let the city impound the property. Then, once the city cleans up the lot, buy the lot back at auction for the price of the back taxes.

Posted by: Pecos Phil at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (7dIBY)

387 375 Minneapolis will never change. In fact, I imagine they'll vote in even more Marxist radicals over the next decade. The bastards just re-elected (Dem primary winner in MN5th AMWAYS wins the general) Ilhan Omar for fuck's sake! They did do even when given a choice between Omar and another reliable hate-America Marxist, who resembles Omar in all ways except sex and her unapologetic anti-Semitism. But, they went with the proven hate-America Marxist, including most of the Jews living in St. Louis Park.
Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iMA23)

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Primaries were Tuesday night. Several incumbent DFL state house members were primaried out by more Progressive Democrat candidates. In other words, woke howling batshit insane commies.

And Ilhan Omar beat her opponent that outspent her 2:1 with 57% of the vote.

Posted by: rd at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)

388 modelled after poxy peloser's national sadistic socialist punishment party.



Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Mce6+)

389 NOOD you fucking Ludittes!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)

390 Come to think of it, Hillary Clinton wouldn't have been at the inauguration if she could have thought of some way out of it.
How many Democrat Congresspersons missed it deliberately?. I think the entire Black Caucus stayed away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (WkPC9)

391 389
NOOD you fucking Ludittes!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)

Real Live NOOD!

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

392 NOOD you fucking Ludittes!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)

Real Live NOOD!
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (ynpvh)


Live NOOD GIRLS even!

(Well, one of those three things are true . . .)

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NiXyF)

393 The city will look fine with a foot of snow covering everything. But eventually the snow will melt and back to shit hole.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (bhBSF)

394 July and August are the months to avoid camping in MO. A humid low temp of 83 at sunrise is normal.
Of course if you are 29 you just power drink through it with colossal amounts of ice cold beer. And dips in a cold spring fed river if you can more or less swim. More is better.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (RuIsu)

395 Remember what C.S. Lewis said. It would be better to be ruled by robber barons. At least they know that they are the bad guys.

These (government caste) workers are proud of what they do. They pat themselves on the back each night for what a wonderful world they are making.

And it is all FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, of course. Plebs.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (xptlg)

396 308
I was born and raised in Emporia Kansas. At 18 I moved to Wichita where I
spent 5 years before moving to Southern California in 1980. I spent the
next 30 years in the desert southwest before moving to Charleston South
Carolina in 2011. After spending 7 years there I decided to retire and
moved back to Kansas and bought a little shack to grow old in.

My point is this: I've survived 64 years without a Minneapolis, and I calculate that the rest of the country can too.

Forever.
********OK, I gotta ask. Why'd you move back? Family? You decided Kansas was the best place to be? Cheaper housing?
I'm a New Englander, and we're notoriously provincial (no one moves out, although we spend 80% of our time complaining about taxes and big government). I wish I was as adventurous as you've been re; seeing America.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (pmRSz)

397 And I do not give a fuvk if Minneapolis rebuilds or not. The people need to leave it to the rats. I don't have any compassion for the people who voted for this. They can sink with the city. You can't fix stupid or dem.

Posted by: Megthered at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (nN3Qn)

398 383
336Much hotter than any pron.


Yowza!

Posted by: Americans looking for justice

Talking of pron...what do you think of the cheezy 'romantic' photo montages of Joe/Ho: the phony 'honeymoon' smiles, dreamy soul staring into each others' reptilian eye sockets ?

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Mce6+)

399 I don't care if all the urban Leftists wallow in their own filth and continue burning down their neighborhoods. The only things I care about are the Lefties not fleeing and turning other places into shitholes and that the federal government doesn't bail out these Leftist assholes.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (lRrON)

400 330
289

My favorite Ace ism is Bugfuck Insane

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 06:38 PM (bVhJi)


I kind of favor "Punch a Baby in the Dick"

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (FZsOX)

401 This is what the logical conclusion of voting for Lefturds results in. May all Lefturds get the same treatment from their own.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (Ju2mK)

402 Buncha whiners. We've got more damage than that in Panama City from 2018's Michael. We're 1/5th the size and we still got more destroyed and unaddressed damage than that and it's been 22 months.
Seriously, that video makes Minn. look unscathed compared to where I live.

Posted by: steve at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (TTy55)

403 I bet that if you dont clear the rubble, you get fined. And, they dont reassess your value.

Posted by: Jean at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (B7KlG)

404 I have to say they are lunatics for rebuilding there.

Posted by: danny mitchell at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (3exmE)

405 Deleting comments, now? Thass cool. Thass cool. Very left-wing of you. Keep it up.

Posted by: Rollory at August 15, 2020 11:57 AM (IKvXE)

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