Hillary Clinton, as Reported by CNN: You Know, If Trump Loses, He Won't Just Accept the Election Results and Go Away

Really?

I guess you'd be the one to know, huh?

Bonus:

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Via Nerdrotic.

Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

2 I'm resolved not to accept a Trump loss.

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (LgMzo)

3 Total lack of self-awareness is a Democrat core value.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

4 Transference much?

Posted by: markx at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (FWcuP)

5 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

6 Hi vmom!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

7 And they say Comedy is dead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic ... at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (LPnfS)

8 She needs some place to be a projectionist with so many theaters shut.

"This is CNN"

Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (Ojki1)

9 What? He won't follow your good example? You've been as silent as the grave since the day you got steamrolled-ight!!.
We would have had a bit more unity in this country if you had just let things go. But no, everything's about you and you deserved the Presidency.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)

10 Hi Shadout Mapes!

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (LgMzo)

11 Says the woman who to this day believes she should've won, and continues to bitch about it.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

12 I hate these people.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (7+qLj)

13 It's sad she doesn't realize no one gives a shit about her anymore. She's a joke. Everything about her screams and has always screamed, "Desperate!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iydjf)

14 We need to update the style guide. It is no longer fashionable to say nood?

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

15 Man, I love the new VR on the site! This thrusting of Hillary right into my face is AWESOME!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (rf8LA)

16 14
We need to update the style guide. It is no longer fashionable to say nood?


Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)

Nood threads matter.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

17
Oh, I thought she died a long time ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (mht8P)

18 Projection, it's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (G4GU9)

19 Can no one find this canker's phylactery?

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (k/ClX)

20 14 That Guy

I tried, but the site hung up.

Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (5FZ/w)

21 Compared to Joe Bile even she is dynamic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (MeHGG)

22 Oh, why won't a house land on this beyotch witch already!!??

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (bDqIh)

23 I tried, but the site hung up.

Well, it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (EgshT)

24 The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master. Totally into the fantasy of her fighting them off like Joan of Arc.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

25 Pot kettle black

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (uQ2lA)

26 Translation: Trump won't just fall over like I do when we steal the election from him with fraudulent voting.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (mNhhD)

27 Damn. I had hopes the sack of shit known as Hillary Clinton would've been tango uniform by now.

Sigh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

29 3 Total lack of self-awareness is a Democrat core value.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

-------

Absolute truth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)

30 Not sure what changed, but the twatter image dances like a bitch for some reason.

Have to block twatter now.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Projection is also one of their core values.

Seriously, projection 100% of the time.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)

32 Probably a coded message to Epstiens GF.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (buTO7)

33 she's the political equivalent of Freddie Gruger.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (w2LAm)

34 The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master.

Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)

35 It's amazing the degree to which Kamala has that unique Hilary-like quality of just not being able to even remotely pretend to be a normal human being. The weird, exaggerated laughter at everything, not being able to tell a story about yourself that isn't a lie....etc...

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (AD3JT)

36 Hillary's booze sodden body needs to be dragged out and staked at the crossroads, then pour Holy Water over her, followed by shiving her prune shaped heart with a silver dagger blessed by Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Z/q4U)

37 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (XTyi0)

38 Says the cuunt that hasn't stopped whining since she got her ass handed to her in a landslide in 2016, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO.

Please, die. Soon. I don't want you in my universe anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Ok so no one else is seeing this post thrust rhythmically, and may I say, rather sexily, up and down????

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (rf8LA)

40 Har.D.Har.
Bitch

Posted by: Mudshark at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (qCkAJ)

41 More projection than a 24 screen cineplex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (+y/Ru)

42 Is Cameltoe a freaking genius like the jugeared fuck yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (MeHGG)

43 Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.

They can only that belt sander for so long before nothing is left.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Z/q4U)

44 Hillary. Panned, bested, and unsteady.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (mNhhD)

45
Look - when you burn witches everyone calls you a savage and a reactionary.

And then you end up with Hillary Clinton and cry "Why? WHY?!?!"

Posted by: Heinrich Kramer at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (/nZod)

46 34
The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master.

Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.


Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

47 2 I'm resolved not to accept a Trump loss.

I'm pretty sure we can arrange impeachment proceedings and Collusion allegations for anyone that allegedly beats him......but I'm doubting that even the Dems believe they're going to defeat Trump. I think their entire intention is anarchy after they lose.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (k+h+d)

48 Ok so no one else is seeing this post thrust rhythmically, and may I say, rather sexily, up and down????

It's heavenly.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (EgshT)

49 They are getting ready for Trump not folding when they cheat massively and obviously.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)

50 Is Cameltoe a freaking genius like the jugeared fuck yet.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM

Must be a refreshing change for her, to be on the receiving end of the tongue-baths.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (mNhhD)

51 Well certainly Hillary hasn't gone away, far far away

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (OjZpE)

52 Apparently Kamala's kids call her Momula...

Unleash the meme wars on Ms. Cuckula.. or is that Mz. Dracula?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Z/q4U)

53 I say again: Hillarhoid is dying to throw her Depends into the ring.

A shorter version of this announcement: "Don't forget me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (mlxZk)

54 The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master. Totally into the fantasy of her fighting them off like Joan of Arc.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)


She threatened to kill Trump, Pence and Sessions on Ellen because that's FUNNY.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

55 What a miserable creature. Totally lacking in self awareness, common decency, and class. Begone, foul wretch!

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (U2zca)

56 That look she's giving could not be more contemptuous

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (PUmDY)

57
Hillary and her fellow ChinaCrats are softening the beach with incoming lies, so their followers will be whipped up in a frenzy, their antifa Red Army will be stocked and ready to riot, and Progda will have their scripts ready.

George Soros is cranking out checks to pay for it all as fast as he can.

They aren't even hiding it, so you had best be prepared for extended nonsense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

58 >>Total lack of self-awareness is a Democrat core value.


I think w/the Clintons it's always been a favorite tactic (thank Alinsky) to accuse their opponent of all the bad sh#t they've done. Think there's an extra bit of frisson from getting away with staining people they hate for their crimes.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

59 All the more reason for Democrats to stay home.

Win or Lose, Trump is your President for four more years, maybe twelve.

Just go get your WIC check and watch Maury Povich.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (YA914)

60
Let no one be mistaken. This is battlespace prep for January 21, 2021.

Regardless of how crushing Trump's victory will be, the commies are going to cry "FRAUD". And this is meant to give cover to those in the military officer corps who are disloyal cocksuckers so that they will be goaded into contemplating a coup d'etat. Whether they have the balls to actually do it or not is an open question. Personally, I think that the Obama-era officers will puss out when it comes to cases. I hope.

Frau Gruppencankles and her Soystaffel may have fucked up her chance to be President, but she'd settle for burning down the whole country in revenge.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (EGyGV)

61 If Trump were to lose I bet he would be glad to get the hell out of there

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)

62 OAN -Trump on live at NY Police association

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (OjZpE)

63 Apparently Kamala's kids call her Momula...

Unleash the meme wars on Ms. Cuckula.. or is that Mz. Dracula?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Z/q4U)


Whore.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Why are all the Twitter embeds throbbing lately?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

65 Unfortunately the alcoholic gasbag will live for damn near ever, but when the time comes she will pay quite the price.

Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (nzKWW)

66 It's like they looked at the life of Marius and said, that seems like a good way to go out.

Of course in Hillary's case she bypassed the part about achieving, you know, actual greatness and moved straight on to the late in life calls for a reign of Terror against her enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)

67 The Democrats are literally retarded. They've been pushing "Election Week" since the China Flu hit, and now insist Trump won't just accept defeat? When the count drops on Election Day, Trump will declare victory. And why the fuck not? Telegraphing another Bush/ Gore fight will tear the county apart. The Dems will be ordered to either accept the results or be proscribed.

These are literally the enemy of the people. They're even their own worst enemy. Hopefully that changes soon.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (SM5o2)

68 We would have had a bit more unity in this country if you had just let things go. But no, everything's about you and you deserved the Presidency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)


She cheated so hard and got NOTHING. It's not fair at all.

Besides, she won the popular vote. He pulled out some obscure "The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate." loophole. It's not her fault she never heard about that. He probably made it up anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

69 Says the beyotch still blaming her loss on unsubstantiated rumors of Russian collusion.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (4J1oK)

70 The left has everyone on their side convinced Joe has it won. Not one single NT I know believes PDT has a chance to win. They are so depressing, I avoid as much as possible.

Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (ZZDMQ)

71 Theres this website call Go Kill Me, and....

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (pB6Gt)

72 Come to think of it, Hillary Clinton wouldn't have been at the inauguration if she could have thought of some way out of it.
How many Democrat Congresspersons missed it deliberately?. I think the entire Black Caucus stayed away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (WkPC9)

73 I guess it depends on what she means by "Trump loses."

If she means "After the seventeenth recount in the four months since the election, and the deployment of seven dozen Democrat lawyers appealing to twelve different courts, a Hawaiian judge today ruled that Trump lost by 2 votes," then yes, he may be reluctant to accept that. And so will we be also.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (qpX6U)

74 Hi Shadout Mapes!


That is one of my favorite screen names and I have no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (q2K0j)

75 Commie-la

Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (nzKWW)

76 ...and sexism, and racism, and deplorables, and bollards, and misogyny, and Macedonian content farmers, and snipers, and pneumonia...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (luzVb)

77 Of course in Hillary's case she bypassed the part about achieving, you know, actual greatness and moved straight on to the late in life calls for a reign of Terror against her enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)

Can you imagine what that crazy dried up old cunt would have done? Dodging her was worth two Obama presidencies.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (SM5o2)

78 This is when Trump invites Tulsi to give a speech

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Z/q4U)

79 The projection on that Twitter thread is like looking into the mouth of Chtulhu, only, with more crazy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)

80 Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

81 So, this won't matter one fucking bit to anyone who isn't a lawyer or doesn't do contracting, but I took a fairly lengthy agreement and pared it down by 80% at a client's request.

May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

82 If Trump were to lose I bet he would be glad to get the hell out of there
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)


"America, I tried. I did everything I could to expose the swamp, clean it and make America great again. It's too big. America is done. I'm sorry. Elections have consequences and we're about to feel them pretty damn hard."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

83 INSOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)


Theme music to Halloween.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

85 It's cute that you think if Trump loses he can just go on with life....

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (HwiWi)

86 May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.

....

I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

87 Greetings:

If, God-forbid, Joe Biden wins, I hope he offers her Ambassadrix to Libya.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (evgyj)

88
I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

Yep. You win.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

89 This from the Miss Haversham of politics.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)

90 So, this won't matter one fucking bit to anyone who isn't a lawyer or doesn't do contracting, but I took a fairly lengthy agreement and pared it down by 80% at a client's request.
May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

Excellent Insom!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

91 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

92 Hillary and her minions are going to be shrieking "Trump STOLE THE ELECTION!" on or before November 3rd, and they'll only get louder and more shrill.

Invest in earplugs. And moar popcorn.

Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NiXyF)

93

Can we just get on with the riotin and lootin? I want best picks on the wimmuns afor November...

Posted by: Moron Et Al at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (d6DSt)

94 80, or the robotic fembot face knocked off music

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (PUmDY)

95 Why are all the Twitter embeds throbbing lately?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Glad I'm not the only one seeing that. Had to block twatter images via script to make it stop.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

96 OT: Newsweek ran an opinion piece on Kamala not being eligible to run for VP. The disclaimer at the beginning of the piece is hilarious.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (J70i0)

97 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger


We are complex creatures.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (v16oJ)

98 I saw a chick's boobs today.

Nice. Were they very tiny? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EgshT)

99 You guys don't want to see Hillary throbbing and pulsating?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (XTyi0)

100 The balls on this old hag.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (XiFxt)

101 Invest in earplugs. And moar popcorn.
Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NiXyF)


My discretionary budget is otherwise allocated.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (t+qrx)

102 Not accepting election results? Not being quiet afterwards? That's unAmerican!

It would also be a first in our Nation's herstory!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

103 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)


Free and clear boobs, or covered......and what are the odds for seeing the biggers?

Need I remind you the RULES when it comes to things of this nature.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Throbbing Twitter feeds?

The flashing George Bush TANG memos. Return of?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Z/q4U)

105 You have to feel a wee bit sorry for the witch. The Dems feel that a senile old man and a weed-smoking knob-gobbler are a surer thing than asking Hills to run again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

106
Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

Theme music to Halloween.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)






Tubular Bells

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EGyGV)

107 89
This from the Miss Haversham of politics.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)

Come now, even Dickens didn't have this old, drunken hag in mind when he created that character.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

108 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.


You're an undertaker dating a coffin saleswoman?

Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (d6DSt)

109 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)

Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts? If so, every heterosexual moron will want that job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WkPC9)

110 Hillary wasn't born no coal miner's daughter.
She would have been a better person if she had.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (uQ2lA)

111 O/T - Millie Weaver, a young journalist who did a few excellent videos exposing the Sunrise movement (the AOC-related activist org that is recruiting teens and tweens), has been arrested. She was about to break some story.
Hmm.

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status

/1294392357652246528

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (bDqIh)

112 Theme music to Halloween.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Nah - that was that weird tubular bells thingy

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (w2LAm)

113 ...and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, and FOX News, and RUSSIA, and campaign exhaustion, and Facebook ads, and Matt Drudge, and gynophobia, and the FBI, and Rush Limbaugh...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (luzVb)

114
Tubular Bells
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EGyGV)


Only that middle section where it gets all dark and gloomy and scared the shit out of me when I was a wee little yoot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

115
Nah - that was that weird tubular bells thingy
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (w2LAm)


That was The Exorcist.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

116 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM


Don't forget that you can HordeSource conversation gambits, even pickup lines, if needed.

The Horde. We're more than first aid!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (DMUuz)

117 95 Why are all the Twitter embeds throbbing lately?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

Glad I'm not the only one seeing that. Had to block twatter images via script to make it stop.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

118 "I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs."

I was thinking today about the Dirty Harry movie with Tyne Daly, during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around. I don't know what prompted the thought, but it took until just now for me to remember her name.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (qpX6U)

119 I saw that Trump posted a video of an NYPD boat speeding alongside the bridge his motorcade was on going into the city. Hope for NYC?

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (bVhJi)

120 Don't forget that you can HordeSource conversation gambits, even pickup lines, if needed.

The Horde. We're more than first aid!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (DMUuz)


This is never not a good idea.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

121 Hillary as Molosar?

https://youtu.be/ZsWk2aGYvxM

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Z/q4U)

122 wha...{hic}
huhh? {belch}

Posted by: HillaryC. & Stacey A. at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Roy2Z)

123 Hi Shadout Mapes!


That is one of my favorite screen names and I have no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.


The Shadout Males is a character in the Dune novels. I believe she is a Bengesserit Witch.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (4J1oK)

124 BREAKING NEWS:
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)

125 This country would be much better off if Hilz had joined up with the Symbionese Liberation Army and robbed banks. Unshaven, wearing sandals.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (RuIsu)

126 Tripping Eris, a synth Ren-faire group?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Z/q4U)

127 Free and clear boobs, or covered......and what are the odds for seeing the biggers?

Need I remind you the RULES when it comes to things of this nature.......

....

The first boobs were on a 22 year old chick that I trained at work. She stopped by ought of the blue to see me. I gave her a couple of Bud Lights and a shot of Absente. She is on her way to Folly Beach tomorrow.

The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.

She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)

128 who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (h1jJh)

129
Maybe Trump can get Christopher Wray and Rick Grenell to get FISA warrants and spy on Biden's staff...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (s2VJv)

130 Trump still on live on OAN

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)

131 I think the deep state started branch out a bit at end of Reagan's 2nd term

then they really took hold under grampa Bush

In '92, they said "this gonna be easy"

and it was

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (O+AcM)

132 "They aren't even hiding it, so you had best be prepared for extended nonsense."
I had a neighbor observe they hadn't seen any deliveries of long and/or heavy boxes for a couple years and asked me why I stopped buying guns and ammo.
My laconic reply, "No room, I'm full. Can't afford a bigger house.


Posted by: The Walkimg Dude at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Ws0n8)

133 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)

134 123 Nope Fremen. Means "Water Dipper" God I am a nerd...

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi)

135 Shadout Mapes is one of the Freeman maids at the palace on Arrakis when Duke Leto and family take over the concession.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Z/q4U)

136 Hillary Clinton is Delta Dawn.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (nFRLh)

137 https://youtu.be/gqVyois9mp4

Halloween theme.

Not Tubular Bells.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

138
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


Far out.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (TdMsT)

139 The Shadout Males

is a homo strip club in Cleveland.

Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (d6DSt)

140 I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

I think I see the problem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (eTZoJ)

141
They don't even have to steal the election outright. Just fuck it up so much to accuse Trump of stealing it as a pretext to not only riot, but have the Sergeant Pepper McGenerals and McAdmirals stage a McCoup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (s2VJv)

142 Hah. Lookit all the nerds.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (XTyi0)

143 The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.

She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

If ya tell her that you're only half-good will she show ya one ?

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL)

144 Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

Hmm. Pass that over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

145 I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

146 Hillary Clinton is a diabolical narcissist.

She knows every word out of her mouth is a lie.

She knows she is evil, possessed by Satan, and that she is a minion from Hell.

She also knows that WE know every word out of her mouth is a lie, that she is evil, possessed by Satan and that she is a minion from Hell, AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Thus, her continual efforts to stick her evil thumbs in our eyes on every issue.

She could kill and eat a 3 year old child on national television while cackling like the witch she is and she would still get 60 million votes for president if she was on the ticket.

The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)

147 I think I see the problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (eTZoJ)

Do you hear it too?!?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

148 With cheat by mail, I wouldn't want him to leave.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (y5oH4)

149
She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)

Yeah, probably not. "Good" and "nice" equal zero boobies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

150 I want to know who helped her out of the woods when she went on her alcohol induced haunting of the local forest.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (IYZ+m)

151 89 This from the Miss Haversham of politics.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (cI3Q7)

152 And they say Comedy is dead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic




Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type* *delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a real hurry.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BM2fS)

153 148 With cheat by mail, I wouldn't want him to leave.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (y5oH4)


I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

154 Friend Zone, where many a person gets exiled to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z/q4U)

155 123 Nope Fremen. Means "Water Dipper" God I am a nerd...
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi


I'm probably a little older than you and I've got CRS. At least I knew the book the character is from.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (4J1oK)

156 She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)

LOL...She "respects" you ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (85Gof)

157 Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

It's pure Zardoz man!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

158 Years ago she got a child rapist acquitted.
The rapist later said he did the crime.
She laughed about it all, with that same laugh.
All in a day's work.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (w7KSn)

159 That was The Exorcist.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes and no - so Oldfield did the Exorcist with an album called, you guessed it: "Tubular Bells"

But Halloween copied the same type of theme music when it came out - not quite the same but definitely a copy on the affect.

Friday the Thirteen (Jason) went for the "shee shee haw haw haw" type scary whisper thing(Carpenter was pretty well in his prime here)

Finally - Freddy Kruger (Nightmare on Elm Street) fucked everything up and was pure camp at this point.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (w2LAm)

160 Apparently I need to become a compete asshole. I guess I can do that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

161 Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WkPC9)

.....

Unfortunately not.

But sometimes seeing boobs is its own reward.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (YA914)

162 Well we do know one thing.

He won't go cackling into the night for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (JvZF+)

163 BREAKING NEWS:
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)


They just want to turn their lives (and the country) around!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (eTZoJ)

164 Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

165
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


I'm mean and cruel enough that I want to see the left suffer.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (TdMsT)

166 157 Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

It's pure Zardoz man!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)


Sean Connery in that bizarre Borat man-kini?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)

167 micro-dose early but often !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)

168 The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.
====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (iydjf)

169 In all seriousness, as awful as she is, Hillary has 20-30 IQ points on the current Dem ticket. Okay, so she doesn't do that Kamala thing, but cut the has been some slack.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (nFRLh)

170 Person woman man camera teevee

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (n8Pv5)

171 She could kill and eat a 3 year old child on national television while
cackling like the witch she is and she would still get 60 million votes
for president if she was on the ticket.


If it saves just one life. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (EgshT)

172 Zardoz?

Oh no, Eris is getting frisky with Sean Connery...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (Z/q4U)

173 Sounds like Bitter Clinger is drowning in bewbs

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LgMzo)

174 DJT taking a vote if it should be Slow Joe or Sleepy Joe

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (OjZpE)

175 154 Friend Zone, where many a person gets exiled to.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z/q4U)

At this point it seems my only way out of the Friend Zone is to eat a bullet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

176 160 Apparently I need to become a compete asshole. I guess I can do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

Take care, young Insom. Do not let your asshole devour your soul.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (cI3Q7)

177 152
Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type*
*delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a
real hurry.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BM2fS)

If he is willing to spill the dirt on Hillary, he probably will be.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

178 Can no one find this canker's phylactery?

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man




I saw her phylactery flying off carrying a new-born sheep, headed to this weekend's Satanic ceremonies in The Meadows.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BM2fS)

179 I'm mean and cruel enough that I want to see the left suffer.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (TdMsT)

Sit next to me. Let's be mean and cruel together.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

180 during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around.


This is the advantage of ittie-bitty titties. During the no-bra era there were also no effective stretch fabrics. Big girls filled out their shirts. On smaller girls you could often get a look down or sideways if she was wearing a halter.

Nipples are the key. Sideboob is just a tease.

Europeans kept up the no bra thing longer than we did. I was fortunate to work in mid-town Manhattan which drew a lot of tourists. I would go out for lunch and refuse to come back until I'd seen a nipple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (q2K0j)

181

Whores are cheaper than bullets.

Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (d6DSt)

182 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


You're too kind. I'm thinking something in a nice shade of genocide.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (9Om/r)

183 AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)

184 'Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.'

Or just forget about women altogether, which is easier and healthier for you. But I'll stand by if you need a-hole tips and guidance.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (qpX6U)

185 Trump still on live on OAN
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
----
He ain't no ways tahred.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (jadK/)

186 Purple micro dot for the win.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

187 Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo




Hey, Brother.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (BM2fS)

188 I'm here.

As long as everyone is complaining about the blog...I have very large grey ad boxes on both sides of main page with no way to get rid of them. They hover over the sidebars like evil bats.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p8)

189 Defund the defenstrate the Democrat party

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Z/q4U)

190
Goodbye 170.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (s2VJv)

191 {{{Insom}}}

Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)

192 I liked it when Hillary went silently into the van.

I will like it more when she goes room temperature.

Posted by: nip at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (cpS4u)

193 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

Lets tie this rookie's cleats together

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (O+AcM)

194 {{{Ladyl}}}

I think you need to counsel our protege Eris!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (eTZoJ)

195 The dems are delegitimizing Trump's lawsuits over ballot fraud. They expect the House to declare Biden the winner.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (4vNgL)

196 173
Sounds like Bitter Clinger is drowning in bewbs

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LgMzo)

A good thing or a bad thing. Depends on the quality. Hillary Clinton? No thanks.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

197 184 'Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.'

Or just forget about women altogether, which is easier and healthier for you. But I'll stand by if you need a-hole tips and guidance.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (qpX6U)

I do not wish to spend the rest of my life - which is probably going to be a pretty good while, actuarially speaking - celibate. Had more than enough of that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

198 Went to OANN hoping for a respitce from the insanity....


UPDATED 2:50 PM PT - Friday, August 14, 2020

According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two years and older should wear face masks, especially when social distancing isn't an option. On Thursday, the academy issued the new guidance and emphasized this could be key to safely reopening schools.


Fucking hell. At least the comments were encouraging.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (luzVb)

199 Apparently I need to become a complete asshole. I guess I can do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)


Become?


Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

200 How is it the Dems went from the most prepared candidate for president to the least aware candidate in only one election cycle?

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (FsgBK)

201 We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




I pray for Hillary every day. That she receive the Good Lord's Righteous Justice, good and hard, and right quick!

I'm pretty sure I'm not really praying for this particular enemy in the true spirit that I am intended to, but for now, it's baby steps for me.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)

202 As long as everyone is complaining about the blog...I have very large grey ad boxes on both sides of main page with no way to get rid of them. They hover over the sidebars like evil bats.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p


I think you might need to go sit somewhere quiet until you come down.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

203 The never ending projection and transference from the demcong is very annoying.

But have faith - Huber is bringing down some serious indictments in two weeks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (15yMb)

204


Hey, Brother.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (BM2fS)

Hey! What's shakin'?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

205 https://mobile.twitter.com/deangloster/
status/1293062418466103296

Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/

Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

206 Sean Connery in that bizarre Borat man-kini?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)
---

I had a guy describe his stuff as "pure Sandoz" and it made me want the harder stuff. The stuff that will let you ride in the forbidden zone in thigh boots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

207 So what is the betting pool on Joey Bidet going full Rupert on live TV?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Z/q4U)

208 194 {{{Ladyl}}}

I think you need to counsel our protege Eris!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (eTZoJ)


{{{Hrothgar}}}


Counsel her?

Hell, I'm gonna join her!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

209 These jittery visuals are not the ones you're looking for.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (DMUuz)

210 Friend Zone, where many a person gets exiled to.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM

*sigh*

The struggle is real.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)

211 Yeah sure try to get 3-6 year olds to wear a mask LUL

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (HwiWi)

212 *respite

re-spit

REE *spit*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (luzVb)

213 i added a funny pic

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

214 I like boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Apparently I need to become a compete asshole. I guess I can do that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

I think you have the right stuff, amigo !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)

216
I think you might need to go sit somewhere quiet until you come down.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

217 Nope Fremen. Means "Water Dipper" God I am a nerd...

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi





I'm probably a little older than you and I've got CRS. At least I knew the book the character is from.


One of Ace's posts yesterday had a bunch of links to some Dune stuff. IIRC, Netflix has the Lynch version which I'll prolly watch tonight. The steampunk stuff was pretty kewl.

The spice was sandworm poo. Keep that on the down low.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

218 *respite

re-spit

REE *spit*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (luzVb)

219 {{{Insom}}}
Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!


It's like telling the truth, and not needing to remember the last set of lies you told.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (eTZoJ)

220 Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)

Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

221 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)

222 Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

.... oh you bet your tits I bookmarked this!

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (SM5o2)

223 How can I miss her if she won't go away?

Posted by: JAS at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (D3Oux)

224 Scrole at bottom of OAN saying Hillary is no longer going to sit down for a deposition for a lawsuit.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (OjZpE)

225 Purple micro dot for the win.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)


Saw Black Sabbath and Can Halen on that stuff back in '78. What a long strange trip that was.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (4J1oK)

226 It was a loin cloth not a mankini!
Sean Connery

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (HwiWi)

227 i added a funny pic
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)


I saw. It is funny.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

228 183
AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.



We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know
we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to
pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and
repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)

May the good Lord keep Hillary...far away from any political power.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

229 i added a funny pic





is it a bat ??

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)

230 The stuff that will let you ride in the forbidden zone in thigh boots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM


I doubt OM is going to grant a Book Thread exception.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (DMUuz)

231 I'm Joe Biden and Kamala tastes like Ralph Northam after blowing Soros.

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (n8Pv5)

232 Double 'ment?

DOUBLE MENT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (luzVb)

233 Do not go gently into postelection obscurity! Rage! Rage against the people who failed you and caused you to lose!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

234 "I do not wish to spend the rest of my life - which is probably going to be a pretty good while, actuarially speaking - celibate."

See, there's the problem. Women can smell your desperation. Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)

235 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)

I'd like to think that God understands our issues, since the work of the conversion is ongoing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (WkPC9)

236 "Scrole at bottom of OAN saying Hillary is no longer going to sit down for a deposition for a lawsuit."

Yes, Judicial Watch lost its suit.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (w7KSn)

237

"Dames, who needs 'em?" said Legolamb, throwing a more than companionable arm around Insom's shoulders...

Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (d6DSt)

238
Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

239 Lil Ben can't get the wife wet?


And then tells everyone?


And he's the smart one?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)

240 214 I like boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Seconded!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (cI3Q7)

241 No masks in Bedminster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (85Gof)

242 Ben Shapiro with an Austin Powers no internal voice moment. His "MD" wife must be so proud that she has been outed as either frigid or just married to someone, "because".

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (nFRLh)

243 i added a funny pic





is it a bat ??
Posted by: runner



In essence.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)

244 ok, sox, lets not embarrass ourselves

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (4vNgL)

245 What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

246 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own
====

There's something very wrong with someone who would share that kind of information.

Seriously.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (iydjf)

247
The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)

I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (Wm5SB)

248 Alright Horde.

Bitter out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)

249 153 I've been hoping, in the interest of covid safety, the dnc would charter a cruise ship for their convention. Keep everybody isolated from the crud. Maybe rent Kristol's scow. Then,somewhere in the Caribbean, wam, blam, big airstrike, sending her to a watery grave. Oh yeah, strafe the lifeboats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (C1Lsn)

250 The only thing keeping that shrew above ground is hatred. That's one nasty, evil bitch. Thank God Trump saved us from that nightmare.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (lRrON)

251 Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)

Hmmm...thing is, I know you're not wrong about that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

252 Hey! What's shakin'?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



Doing okay. Working. Not really enjoying California, but work is work.

Also tired of being celibate (going on 7 years now), but also not willing to get into a relationship with crazy, which is all that's out there.

Thinking of joining a pro-life group so perhaps I could meet someone who isn't pure evil. Course, I'm 57 so not sure who I would meet at such a group that I wouldn't be old enough to be a father to.

All in all, GOOD. Trying not to let the Yellow Peril Hysteria make me insane.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)

253 222 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)

He is The Leading WAP (or-Anti-WAP) Truther.

Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (kghgA)

254 249 Alright Horde.

Bitter out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)

Have fun with the boobs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (cI3Q7)

255 I almost can't stay awak anymore

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (OjZpE)

256 218
The spice was sandworm poo. Keep that on the down low.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

And here I thought it was exuded from their skin as a lubricant for passing through the sand.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

257 Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)

Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Evidence to suggest Twitter literally is an addiction?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)

258 249 Alright Horde.

Bitter out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)

Go forth, good sir, and garner much boobage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

259 Women can smell your desperation. Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)


There is alot of truth to that. Middle class white girls love to get back at daddy by shacking up with a dead end heroin addict.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (dNzKv)

260 Counsel her?
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)


So...

Par-Tay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)

261 I saw Can Halen open for AC / BC at Trees in '84.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

262 "1-877-kars4kids, don't make your wife wet today".

Posted by: getting the banned back together, dry as a bone at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (qQsiS)

263 And here I thought it was exuded from their skin as a lubricant for passing through the sand.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ynpvh)


So did Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

264 I'd like to think that God understands our issues, since the work of the conversion is ongoing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




I think He still has very high hopes for me, though for most of my life I've been comedy relief for Him.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)

265 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)

266 Her Heinous has to keep her tired trope alive, looks like.
The nice thing about having PROGDA distribute your talking points for you is having deniability. "I never emailed anyone to tell them what to do." Nope sugartits, your flying monkeys did that for you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (HaL55)

267 I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.
====

Sell beer. You'll make more money and it'll serve its intended purpose better.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (iydjf)

268 Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM


Journalist Katie, in another article on the site that ace linked to a couple of Threads ago, also has some advice for gentlemen in an involuntary celibacy state.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

269 Post 232-I have no idea what that foolish sock is trying to say, except for the mean spirited tagline for their handle. Is it just me or is anyone else having this issue with the ESL dope?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)

270 ace,


*snort*


you're gonna get me fired

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (W2Pud)

271 What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)


Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM

Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Ladyl!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)

272 She means silently into the night like Seth Rich, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (yL25O)

273 270-Not sock. TROLL. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)

274 Ahh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark, I was born in the dark, molded by it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

275 266 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)


Joe. Joe Cop-a-feel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (s2VJv)

276 So did Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

Spice-Vagina!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)

277 Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

===

Never take the brown acid!

Jeez.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (JvZF+)

278 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.



So completely full of win.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (luzVb)

279 According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social
distancing isn't an option.


Say, that makes perfect sense. Sure am glad we have science.

Posted by: The Boiling Frog at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)

280 I really hope something terrible happens to Hillary. I know that makes me a terrible person but I can live with that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (l9m7l)

281 246 What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)


No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (eTZoJ)

282
All in all, GOOD. Trying not to let the Yellow Peril Hysteria make me insane.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)

Hey, good that on balance things are good. Pro-life group could be a beneficial thing. See if you can find any chicks with daddy issues.

This Chinese Lung AIDS thing is bullshit. I'm so over it. Not losing your mind during this madness is an achievement in and of itself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

283 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)


Because there are some that fancy a possible new KGB uniform.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (9Om/r)

284 Probably a coded message to Epstiens GF.
Posted by: Menack


"Drink more Ovaltine"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

285 261 Counsel her?
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

So...

Par-Tay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)



Woohoo!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT)

286 I wonder if Gordon Lightfoot is offended that bitch has the same last name......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

287 According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social
distancing isn't an option.

Age 2 my kids did not always want to wear cloths

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)

288 I'm 56. I can only hope I live long enough to see that vile, f*cking bitch draw her last breath.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (jWe5r)

289 >>>279 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.


Aww, take some pictures for us!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (AFSld)

290 WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

WE WANT BATS!

Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (d6DSt)

291 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)

God has high hopes for all of us who want to be in relationship with Him, and we all provide a bit of comic relief I expect, as we sometimes laugh at our own children but still love them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (WkPC9)

292 Jennifer Epstein
@jeneps
Hillary Clinton didn't rule out serving in Biden's administration if he wins. "I'm ready to help in any way I can because I think this will be a moment where every American ... should want to fix our country," she told @AmandaBecker.
https://t.co/p8g6eos6C9?amp=1
12:31 PM · Aug 13, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (FBrfY)

293 Spice-Vagina!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)


https://stoatnet.org/spice.jpg

(as always, SFW. If anyone's at work.)

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

294
No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (eTZoJ)


I will observe the proprieties, I promise you!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (TdMsT)

295 >>> Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why


Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)

296 Ahh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark, I was born in the dark, molded by it.
Posted by: JackStraw


Hey, that's pretty good.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (XTyi0)

297 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why


I only know one. He works in a shithole. (Hartford). No.


However, I thought this was the free range nipple thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (q2K0j)

298 No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!



Why not?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sd8p8)

299 "Hmmm...thing is, I know you're not wrong about that."

So I ask: why care about scoring with women, when they are so grotesque? It ain't worth jumping thru all their flaming hoops just to get in their pants. It really isn't.

We need to do a reverse-Lysistrata. It's probably the only chance to ever fix whatever it is that makes them so crazy. For my part, I always withhold my vital essence from them, and as you know, I am quite happy and well-balanced.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (qpX6U)

300
Journalist Katie, in another article on the site that ace linked to a couple of Threads ago, also has some advice for gentlemen in an involuntary celibacy state.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

Uh huh. If it's anything like her other article, it probably involves soy consumption.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

301
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

----------

My 2-Point plan:

1.) A Constitutional amendment formally proscribing all currently existing Left parties and ancillary organizations, with an integrated bill of attainder for the extrajudicial and very public executions of their leadership.

2.) Another amendment permanently banning any transfer payment from the US Treasury to any US citizen. Any check the government cuts to our own people must be for goods and services rendered. NO MORE FEDERAL WELFARE, EVER, FOR ANY REASON. If individual States want to go Communist, that's their business, but the federal government has to stay out of the socialism game.

IOW, put them down by force, and then strip them of their ability to ever buy their way back into power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (/nZod)

302 287 I wonder if Gordon Lightfoot is offended that bitch has the same last name......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Sundown, you better take care
if I find you been creepin round my back stairs...

(You're welcome in advance for the earworm)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (cI3Q7)

303 I saw a chick's boobs today.

So did I. Only I wouldn't call myself a chick-more an aged hen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)

304 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)

I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls




Lemonade?

More like brewery that provides 32 oz. beer bong shots.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (BM2fS)

305 They bounce their narrative between 6 Democrats, now seven if you include Kamala.

Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala Harris.

Because it's a script. No one else thought to directly say and make that a headline until this week?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (uEbPt)

306 There is alot of truth to that. Middle class white girls love to get back at daddy by shacking up with a dead end heroin addict.

70s: asked a gal out, she said no, "I'm dating a two-bit psychopath", and named him. Turned out I knew who she was talking about, and yes, a huge and violent dirtbag. To hell with the both of them. Over the years, the more people I meet, the more belong dead. Overdue. With interest.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (qQsiS)

307 NY Police association endorsing DJT for President

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OjZpE)

308 Ladyl! Why do they get to make the rules?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (sd8p8)

309 And they say Comedy is dead ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic

Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type* *delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a real hurry.

Posted by: Sharkman


Saw Ree ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic ... at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (LPnfS)

310 God has high hopes for all of us who want to be in relationship with Him, and we all provide a bit of comic relief I expect, as we sometimes laugh at our own children but still love them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




Yep. As always, you are correct, Fen.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BM2fS)

311

Bacon vending machine:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bstnul

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)

312 305 I saw a chick's boobs today.

So did I. Only I wouldn't call myself a chick-more an aged hen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)

wut r u warin ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (O+AcM)

313 274 270-Not sock. TROLL. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)
---------------


Sock a Troll, Sock a Troll, Sock a Troll

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (h7ejD)

314 Does anybody but Hillary and the people who voted for her in 2016 actually think she has any interest in improving the country?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (WkPC9)

315 I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.


Dear Penthouse,

The day started like any other.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

316 That's the last straw, Ben. I'm cutting you off. Wait...never mind.

Posted by: Mrs. Dr. Shapiro at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)

317

Theres more than a few people who may be meh about Biden but Hillary provokes strong reactions ---and few, if any, are positive.

it would Must see TV to see the Trumpster take a few shots in a campaign ad aimed at Hillary volunteering to be in a Biden administration.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (IHFs+)

318 @282 Commissar Hrothgar-Everyone here is" 29 years old" with the lights off.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZnq)

319 Dear Penthouse,

The day started like any other.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Pardon me sir. But it is 'I never thought this would happen to me'. Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)

320 124 BREAKING NEWS:
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)


Only a start, I'm afraid.

Integrity of voter rolls is a joke. A very sad joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

322
>>> Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why





Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)

The dems declared open season on them and they still don't get it??? Holy shit man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)

323 According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social distancing isn't an option.
Say, that makes perfect sense. Sure am glad we have science.
Posted by: The Boiling Frog at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)


On a related note, I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask that is certified (with documentation) by the FDA, NIH, and/or the CDC to provide protection against the specific COVID-19 virus.

For some strange reason, so far I have not been able to find one. Can anyone help a fellow Moron out?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (eTZoJ)

324 Posted by: Sharkman

Saw Ree ...

Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic




That's okay. His time will come.

"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it's just AC/DC."

Or something.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (BM2fS)

325 318 @282 Commissar Hrothgar-Everyone here is" 29 years old" with the lights off.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZnq)

All cats are 29 in the dark. Or something like that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

326 Ladyl! Why do they get to make the rules?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM


A woman is only as old as the men she feels.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (DMUuz)

327 Older women make better lovers Insomniac. They don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell.

Says the guy who married an older woman. Will be 21 glorious years in 6 days.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (4J1oK)

328 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BM2fS)

Well, not always, brother, but thanks.

Keep the faith!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (WkPC9)

329 They are getting ready for Trump not folding when they cheat massively and obviously.
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)


Given that no precinct has ever been tossed out no matter how obvious the fraud. Even those with vote totals well in excess of 100% of registered voters and/or one of the major candidates get 0% or 100%.

They are printing mail in ballets, millions of them.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (15yMb)

330 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

331 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why


Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)

Yes the racial divide...sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (85Gof)

332 Technically in the absence of light all cats are invisible.


Actually.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (XTyi0)

333 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)


I saw mine. Does that count?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

334 Whew. What a day.
Shooting all morning with Mrs D.
Took her thru the entire handgun lineup. She did pretty good too. Proud of her.
Then she made me a sammich and got me a beer whilst I was cleaning les pistolas.
A good day.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)

335 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)


Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

336

*RAISES HAND*

Note it's still early here...

Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (d6DSt)

337 They are printing mail in ballets, millions of them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (15yMb)

They'll pirouette their way to the counting stations.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

338 319
Dear Penthouse,



The day started like any other.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)



Pardon me sir. But it is 'I never thought this would happen to me'. Please make a note of it.
_______
Actually, it's supposed to start, "I always thought your letters were made up..."

Not sure how I know this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (l9m7l)

339 Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why








Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.



Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)



They are stuck on stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (5aaqs)

340 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)


I haven't even seen my wife's boobs today.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

341 331 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

moobs or boobs ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (O+AcM)

342 >>>)The dems declared open season on them and they still don't get it??? Holy shit man.



Philly voters are brainwashed from 70 consecutive years of Democrat rule. They vote D because their parents always did, even as they watch their mayor defund us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (AFSld)

343 Hogmartin's showing off again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

344 OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

345 138
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


AoS has been doing this for me since the big crash and reboot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

346 I haven't even seen my wife's boobs today.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

She might want to get that spot checked out.

Posted by: Bob the Window Washer at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (d6DSt)

347
I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

Yes !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

348 "I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask "

At the beginning of the COVID fooferaw, I did a Google Shopping search for 'N95 mask.' It returned a page which said, paraphrasing: 'Google Shopping has determined that too many vendors are offering ineffective and/or price-gouging masks, therefore we don't show results for this search.'

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (qpX6U)

349 Biden has to be pretty bad when even "Chocolate Jesus" said Joe could F**k-Up a Wet Dream .................

Posted by: James at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (qM84C)

350 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

351 327 Older women make better lovers.


Preach it, Traveling man.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (sd8p8)

352 Whew. What a day.
Shooting all morning with Mrs D.
Took her thru the entire handgun lineup. She did pretty good too. Proud of her.
Then she made me a sammich and got me a beer whilst I was cleaning les pistolas.
A good day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)


Sounds nice. Which is her favorite?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (t+qrx)

353 I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)


Images of that scene from Animal House popped in my head just now......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

354 I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)

Yes !
Posted by: runner


We'll allow it.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (XTyi0)

355 hogmartin may join Ladyl and Bitter Clinger at the bar.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)

356 @321 runner-I just got off the phone with a guy that has me come over and bang his wife in front of him so I'll be seeing boobs next Tuesday.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZnq)

357 118 "I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs."

I was thinking today about the Dirty Harry movie with Tyne Daly, during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around. I don't know what prompted the thought, but it took until just now for me to remember her name.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (qpX6U)


Just like big titties, little titties need to be free.

It's only fair.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

358 Never try to understand the mind of Hillary.
That way lies madness...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

359 327 Older women make better lovers Insomniac. They don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell.

Says the guy who married an older woman. Will be 21 glorious years in 6 days.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (4J1oK)

You've been reading Ben Franklin's memoirs, haven't you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

360 >>>They are stuck on stupid


Honestly, they think the defunding won't happen to them. They believe Biden will save them. PA is only blue because of Philly and Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (AFSld)

361 345 Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (n8Pv5)

Rhino, Hippo, or Elephant?

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

362 Mrs. Franpsycho asks why I'm raising my hand

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (JvZF+)

363 311 Bacon vending machine:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bstnul
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
---

That's great, but I really want a vending machine that fries up the bacon for you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

364 Sponge needs to drop off the computer...

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

365 Andrew Weissmann has been tweeting up a storm about Clinesmith today. He sounds wicked pissah scared.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

366
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?

Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

367 347 I saw mine. Does that count?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)



Yes !



Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Sounds like the ladies here have an advantage.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

368 298 No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!
Why not?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sd8p


Ah yes, stylebook says I should have added the "Unless there's a good reason" qualifier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (eTZoJ)

369 That's great, but I really want a vending machine that fries up the bacon for you.

My dishwasher does that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (luzVb)

370 'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'

Do you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?

I saw Tyne Daly's boobs today, in my mind. I can see them on the internet too.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (qpX6U)

371 321 OK, let's take a survey, those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand. why the survey ? BECAUSE !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)


Oooo. Could I have G & T?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (TdMsT)

372 >>>Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult?


For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

373 The pediatrics outfit did a 180, I think (unless confusing with a state-level assoc.), and adds to the list of organizations beclowning themselves, while abusing the public.

Deaths in the 20 and under demo are ....... so few that they are an asterisk on "cause of death" numbers. And there have been real-life "trials" of this going on, for schools, in Europe, for months (in Sweden, up to middle school, forever, that is, all along).

Tying right in to the latest orwellian language assault - "safety". If you're about as likely to be killed by something as you are by a lightning strike, how does the concept of "safety" even arise? That's right. It doesn't.

If the economic dislocation of AGW/"green" idiocy and pseudo-science weren't so enormous, I'm now convinced we'd have long ago adopted all of its ridiculous policies. Far too many people and institutions are dumbed down, lazy, corrupt, uneducated.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (OTzUX)

374 (as always, SFW. If anyone's at work.)

What is this "work" thingy that everybody keeps talking about? Would it have to do with that "money" stuff too? Having neither, I'm not familiar with any of it.

Please to be with the 'splainin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)

375 @322
Most of the field installation wire men that work for my company in the NJ/NY offices are black, not a single one of them is voting for Trump or any Republican.

So when you see these polls of Trump getting upwards of 30 pct of the black vote, I have to ask where are these black people?

Sheboygan?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (guvUn)

376 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



Modern women are insane.

They think that life is only about being "Happy!!!" and that they have to be "Happy!!!" all the time, and if they aren't "Happy!!!" all the time, then it's the man's fault.

Also, in general, people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)

377 -I just got off the phone with a guy that has me come over and bang his wife in front of him so I'll be seeing boobs next Tuesday.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZnq)


Disqualified. TODAY, not next Tuesday, man.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

378 Andrew Weissmann has been tweeting up a storm about Clinesmith today. He sounds wicked pissah scared.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (

Sounds like a man who saw the explosion... and knows the blast is going to knock him ass over tits.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (SM5o2)

379 Hillary, her pantsuit caked with mildew.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (vuisn)

380 The CNN Headlines quoting Hillary saying Trump won't accept a loss is a retweet from four years ago.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (15yMb)

381 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)


That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (t+qrx)

382 366 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)




Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?


Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

I believe supporting terrorists makes them as bad as terrorists.

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

383 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

===

This is because men communicate to exchange information and women communicate to share emotion.

Youre welcome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (JvZF+)

384 For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

I was always too self-conscious.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

385 Sounds like the ladies here have an advantage.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)


It's a challenge, no doubt.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

386 For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

You should come out. Fun for the whole family. And shooting guns makes your confidence and wang size increase. Ask me how I know!

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (SM5o2)

387 Sounds nice. Which is her favorite?
----

reverse cowgirl

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (h1jJh)

388 Emotion?


What's that?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (XTyi0)

389 Also, in general, people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)

That's just what I've been thinking lately!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

390 There was a old sifi movie where the aliens sent out drones that attached to peoples faces and controlled them...The Chicago mayor looks like she is possessed by aliens, like in that flick.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (bhBSF)

391 >>>383 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)


Yin and Yang are hard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (vuisn)

392
'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'



Do you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?


Fur-covered or not? I have to axe since I'm from Alabama. In some cases it does make a difference.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (HaL55)

393 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

great..we need guys like you..because at the end of the night we tell the bar owner " See that guy sitting back there? He is picking up the check"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (85Gof)

394 I think I hate Mike Lindell more than anyone. More than Hillary.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (q2K0j)

395
Just like big titties, little titties need to be free.

It's only fair.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)


A's to J's. I wanna see all of em.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

396 >>>That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.


So... Bouncer? Got it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)

397
That's just what I've been thinking lately!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs)


No fair. You've been practicing and competing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (TdMsT)

398 Wyatt, sad to hear, but predictable I guess.

People getting what deserve (in terms of horrendous outcomes) in a representative form of govt. actually deserve every bit of the misery and tragedy. Problem is, so many of stuck in the same boat as they are, unable to over-rule them.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)

399 @377 runner-I've got pics and video to remind me until I go over Tuesday.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (0jZnq)

400 312-REDACTED-This is what I'm wearing:

https://tinyurl.com/y5rgm8yy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (WkPC9)

401 >>Sounds like a man who saw the explosion... and knows the blast is going to knock him ass over tits.

I've wanted this little weasel's head on a pike for a long time. If he is part of the damage I will be more than happy.

He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

402 396 >>>That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.


So... Bouncer? Got it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)

No, I get the impression he'll be sitting quite still.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

403 So when you see these polls of Trump getting upwards of 30 pct of the black vote, I have to ask where are these black people?

Sheboygan?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


I've been to Sheboygan, once upon a time.

I don't think there many (any?) African Americans there.

And I don't think that Trump will get anywhere near 30% of the black vote. But I don't think they will turn out for Biden, either.

Mail-voting might likely change whatever we thought of voting before, because the Democrats will be out en masse to "harvest" votes.
Mail in voting is going to make it just about impossible for Trump to win.
The fraud involved will be ....stupendous.

Move along, there will be nothing to see there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCiJZ)

404 Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult?

-
God's sense of humor leans to slapstick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

405 >>>Great..we need guys like you..because at the end of the night we tell the bar owner " See that guy sitting back there? He is picking up the check


"Sea Bass said that?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (AFSld)

406 o you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?


yes and yes. well..that is a difficult one. yes.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

407 'Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?'

Behavioral evolution. Human emales are hypergamous, with a long gestational period and small broods. They will date only men that they rate a 9 to 10. The man is selected to be vicious enough to protect her young.

Men will date women that they rate 2 to 10, because they need to spread their gametes all over.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (qpX6U)

408 I guess I just don't get it, can't get it, never will get it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

409 When those retired military generals have their "Hate Trump" love fest on CNN or wherever in September, any sense of reconciliation after the election is done.

Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (ZZDMQ)

410 344
OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

he is at flounder at gmail.com.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (KnJdm)

411
I was always too self-conscious.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)


I was small and shy. A combination that's like leprosy when it comes to women.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

412 He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

He's not going to pay much, given how much he was under charged. But then, Trump AND Barr focusing on this means more to come, and that right soon.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (SM5o2)

413 'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'


yeah, we can fix that.

Posted by: pornhub at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (luzVb)

414 305
Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and
Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala
Harris.


i'm waiting for "trump's minions created covid-19 in the basement of the white house, then sent it to wuhan in those military games knowing it would come back and destroy the obama/biden economy so he could be seen as a hero for fixing it".

n dimensional chess, man

Posted by: Anachronda at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (sGtp+)

415 JROD may join Ladyl, Fenelon, Bitter Clinger at the bar. But keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)

416 @383 Insomniac- It's your skewed perception. Not necessarily your fault as feminism has skewed everything. You just need to adapt and maneuver through it.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (0jZnq)

417 >>>People getting what deserve (in terms of horrendous outcomes) in a representative form of govt. actually deserve every bit of the misery and tragedy.


Four more years and I can retire from policing and look for work down south.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (AFSld)

418 Future MoMee site? Japan is building a Godzilla theme park and one of the attractions is that you can ride a zip line right into his maw:

https://tinyurl.com/y5rjykuf

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

419 OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.



===

he is at flounder at gmail.com.


Posted by: flounder



*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (luzVb)

420 When I relocate, that will be a chance to reinvent myself. Be interesting to see how that turns out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

421 Oh I've seen plenty of 2s and 3s hooking up and having scary looking kids.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (XTyi0)

422 For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)


Same here, though in my case, more standing in the corner wondering how I can leave without anyone seeing me (the famed "Irish goodbye").

Grandmother Poppins was always dismissive of self-conscious people. "Shyness is just another way of calling attention to yourself," she would say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

423
Man, what did Mike Lindell do?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (/nZod)

424 Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:

"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)

Theme music to Halloween.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!


The Jaws riff.

Except the tempo keeps
getting
s l o w e r . . .

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (P1f+c)

425 @415 runner-I'd be skeer'd of Fenelon.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (0jZnq)

426 Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?




Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

I believe supporting terrorists makes them as bad as terrorists.


Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)


There's enough shit on those bastards to RICO the mofos.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (9Om/r)

427 Poor Hillary. No matter what she does or who she has killed, she will always and only be Hillary.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (lonOK)

428 I am comfortably agnostic on the kremlinogical question of what particular players' Twitter activity tells us about their legal jeopardy, or their perception thereof. Obviously all of it is weird - up til recently, anyone even remotely endangered generally shut up and never said anything.

Weissman, while perhaps the most vile and blood-soaked (injustice, wise) of the major names - not sure what legal jeopardy he would face. Though if he did, it would be for activities of the Mueller debacle. Which is a warming thought.

So what are Lisa Chompers and psycho idiot counter-intel boy-toy and the nutcase CIA director and the pine-scented druid philosopher doing, twatters-wise, these days?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (OTzUX)

429 Most newspapers I read online everyday (just headlines) are all endorsing Camelaaaaa. And she hasn't even said anything yet...crazy.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (bhBSF)

430 nood morans.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (XTyi0)

431 Quarantine bat nood

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (4J1oK)

432 Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?

Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Prove the nexus between AntiFa, BLM, Soros and the Democrat National Committee and Democrat Party, which of course exists, and the DNC and Democrat Party would qualify as being part of domestic terrorist activities as defined by statute (18 USC 2331).

There isn't a written definition of a "domestic terrorist organization", unfortunately, just statutes that define what terrorist acts are.

The Democrat Party and DNC have been involved in domestic terrorist activities on a yearly basis since the 1830s.

If only we had someone willing to file a RICO complaint against them, and the ability to find the evidence that joins AntiFa, BLM, Soros and the Dems together. Because it exists.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)

433 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)


So, you were an early practitioner of social distancing?

BTW, most of us back there are looking at our shoes, just to be non-confrontational!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (eTZoJ)

434 Man, what did Mike Lindell do?

Exist. He just oozes insincerity and annoyance. I hate his molecules.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (q2K0j)

435 365 Andrew Weissmann has been tweeting up a storm about Clinesmith today. He sounds wicked pissah scared.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)


It sure would be nice to see this garbage go down, HARD.

Weissmann is so corrupted and drunk on power, and never has paid the price for ruining other people's lives.

please, please take him out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

436 ? Is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (2JVJo)

437 They've been planning for mail-in fraud for months. Out-of-state liberal groups focused on getting FL Democrats to register for vote by mail since April.

Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

438 He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Oops, you were talking about Weissman. Yes, I think they're going to make an example of him. Only direct evidence and testimony against Biden or Obama could get him out of the ass reaming to come.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (SM5o2)

439 If you can't stand Mike Lindell, Bandersnatch,turn off the T.V. I sometimes get an e-mal from him because he's on Trump's re-election campaign, but since I don't have a working T.V. I never see his face or hear him except when they sell "My Pillow" at the store.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (WkPC9)

440 >>>Grandmother Poppins was always dismissive of self-conscious people. "Shyness is just another way of calling attention to yourself," she would say.



Being rejected enough times forces shyness on you. It did for me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (AFSld)

441 >>He's not going to pay much, given how much he was under charged. But then, Trump AND Barr focusing on this means more to come, and that right soon.

I mean Weissmann. People seem to forget, Mueller's team hid the same information for years including the exculpatory information on Flynn.

Solicitor General Wall said during the Flynn hearing the other day that some of the information Barr used to decide not to continue with the Flynn prosecution has not been made public yet.

Yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

442 When I relocate, that will be a chance to reinvent myself. Be interesting to see how that turns out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)


Yes ! You can take on a whole new identity !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

443 'Serious question...why is the whole man-woman thing so goddamned difficult? Or is it just my skewed perception?'

Since you've foolishly rejected celibacy, I guess the second best advice I can give you is to join a large church congregation. You will find a 'good' woman there. HOWEVER, do this only if you are a genuinely devout worshipper of God. If your goal is only to get laid, then God will know that, and He will be displeased.

If that doesn't appeal to you, I'll think of something else.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (qpX6U)

444 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (q177U)

445 >>>
BTW, most of us back there are looking at our shoes, just to be non-confrontational!



Mental note... Buy interesting shoes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (AFSld)

446 432
If only we had someone willing to file a RICO complaint against
them, and the ability to find the evidence that joins AntiFa, BLM, Soros
and the Dems together. Because it exists.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)
Lawsuit denied--Judge Sullivan

Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

447 President Donald Trump announced Friday that he would donate his salary for this financial quarter to the National Park Service for the restoration of Americas national monuments.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)

448 Is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (2JVJo)

You're safe from me. . I didn't sign up and couldn't go since it's probably on a Saturday night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (WkPC9)

449 425 @415 runner-I'd be skeer'd of Fenelon.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (0jZnq)


She threw a NJ momee attended by the NJ's finest. I think you'll be fine.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

450 >>>
Yes ! You can take on a whole new identity !



Dashing man about town!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (AFSld)

451 ""Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and
Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala
Harris.''


Other than she's a lying communist whore, I got nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (9Om/r)

452 I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?

Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
--------

Seditionists. Domestic enemies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (WZ5i4)

453 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)

There will be bourbon.

Does that change anything?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

454 Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts? If so, every heterosexual moron will want that job.

I would like to point out, that as a topless bar bouncer, I did, in fact get paid to look at 3 magazine centerfold's bare breasts, and was, in fact paid by those beautiful girls to do so.

Posted by: An Observation at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (iisbs)

455 I saw her phylactery flying off carrying a new-born sheep, headed to this weekend's Satanic ceremonies in The Meadows.
Posted by: Sharkman

Dammit, man! There's no time to lose! To the Meadows!

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (k/ClX)

456 Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)
Lawsuit denied--Judge Sullivan

Posted by: jim




Judge: "Dismissed with prejudice because I SAID SO!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)

457 If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)



There will be bourbon.



Does that change anything?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

It does for me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)

458 The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.

She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)



----

I'm an ette, and it sounds like she was trying to think up a way to get together with you without being too obvious. She's yours if you want her.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 14, 2020 07:52 PM (lonOK)

459 Dennis Rodman looks pretty good wearing that mask in the photo. Was that taken at a WWE match?

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (WqPYg)

460 Rotten soul.

Posted by: Eve at August 14, 2020 08:04 PM (L5yo0)

461 447
President Donald Trump announced Friday that he would donate his salary
for this financial quarter to the National Park Service for the
restoration of Americas national monuments.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)

__________



BREAKING on XiNN: Trump Attempting to Buy a Spot on Mt. Rushmore! IMPEACH!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (WqPYg)

462 (n8Pv5)

Fuck you

Posted by: Ronster at August 14, 2020 09:00 PM (90/c2)

463 I dislike my pets and dislike other peoples pets worse.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 14, 2020 09:46 PM (D/SYi)

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Posted by: probably at August 14, 2020 11:05 PM (/zO8a)

465 Insom we call this winning!
It's catching on.
Keep up the good work!

Posted by: probably at August 14, 2020 11:12 PM (/zO8a)

466 It's hillary c;inton.

There are no rules.

Posted by: true! at August 15, 2020 01:18 AM (/zO8a)

467 123 Re The Shadout Mapes
I believe she is a Bengesserit Witch.
----------------------------------------------
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I only remember that she has blue within Blue eyes and is the housekeeper.

She tells Paul Atreides , more or less, 'We Freemen always pay our debts.'




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