Supercut of America's Trashiest Wine Aunt (TM) and Queen of Karens Mika Brzezinsky Melting Down On Air

I don't think Joe Scarborough is bringing it in bed. His shrew is hysterical and she's obsessed with another man.

Can't he gentle her down?

Stay with it -- by the end, she's actually shouting.

She's breathing heavily throughout it. Hyperventilating.

She wants to speak to Trump's manager, Mister!

Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM




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1 Yikes

Posted by: JOE! at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Zmnko)

2 And so I begin!

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (UAMe5)

3 yeek

Posted by: Beaded Lizard at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Vy7tf)

4 Almost...

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (UAMe5)

5 Joe and she should get something straight between them.

Posted by: Hotspur at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (yiiDy)

6 Children in cages. During Drag Queen Story Hour.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (Vy7tf)

7 Shut up Karen

Posted by: Drewbicle at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (8TP0r)

8 5 Joe and she should get something straight between them.

I'm guessing it's got that banana bow to it.

Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)

9
If the "it" Joe brings is a Hillary's Epi-Pen guy, well that is it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

10 heh

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (BRkq2)

11 Everything she's screeching is a F'ing lie

Posted by: JOE! at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)

12 44 seconds

Posted by: nip at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (yoqcZ)

13 OMG, she is UNHINGED!!

Just look at the guests faces, LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

14
She's pissed because the evil Jooz in Israel made her dead dad look bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

15 Melts? Did someone throw a bucket of water on her?

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (HEEq1)

16 Yeah Joe should tell her to calm down.

I've heard slapping women when they get hysterical like this also works.

OTOH, maybe he wants to live.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (rw1l7)

17 PAOLO!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (LgMzo)

18 8 5 Joe and she should get something straight between them.

I'm guessing it's got that banana bow to it.
Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)


Vienna sausage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

19 17 Yeah Joe should tell her to calm down.

I've heard slapping women when they get hysterical like this also works.

OTOH, maybe he wants to live.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (rw1l7)


He should pretend Mika's his intern...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

20 I never quite know what to do with posts like this one. I read it and instantly conclude: I'm not clicking that shit. Wanna fight about longbows and crossbows?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)

21 Calm down, Mika! CALM DOWN!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (sf1AO)
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And make me a sammich.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)

22 This is just the Left bringing itself off with it's manipulation and narrative.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

23 No one watches her anyway, but she needs an intervention

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)

24 Is she bleeding from her face?

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

25 Do I have to watch? Can I just talk all y'all's word for it?

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (arJlL)

27 Vienna sausage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Cocktail weenie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)

28 She won't be happy until her adversaries are in ovens.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (vkS2Z)

29 The screaming meltdown on Election Night is going to be beyond epic, it's going to be fatal. They aren't going

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

30 26 Do I have to watch? Can I just talk all y'all's word for it?

Watch it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

31 24 No one watches her anyway, but she needs an intervention
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)


Sorry. I'm against interventions. Not sending in the 82nd Airborne.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

32 Holy crap, she's unhinged. She's gone completely bonkers.


Mad as a coot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (p+DZD)

33 Lie after lie after lie....

Talking about herself again.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

34 Schmoe was offscreen controlling her pocket rocket...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (flINI)

35 They aren't going to let it go, and it will completely break them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

36 why's Mika in a mood?I thought everyone was so happy with Kamala getting selected

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (LgMzo)

37 Oh...I just remembered my speakers aren't working!

*hits play*

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

38 28 Vienna sausage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Cocktail weenie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)


Song idea using that with Foreigner's "Jukebox Hero."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

39 I'm embarrassed for her- and i HATE her. She's just pathetic.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (AD3JT)

40 We should swap the Karen meme photo from Kate +8 to Mika.

Posted by: pookysgirl, meme warrior at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (XKZwp)

41 Doesn't sound like people who believe they're 12 points ahead, do it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

42 Joe has weak hands, that can't even leave a proper bruise on around her neck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)

43 Charlottesville?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)

44 That's some Felonia von Pantsuit level bitterness.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (QqZlq)

45
Seriously, Paddy Chayefsky predicted this 44 years ago with "Network."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

46 Bitch crazy

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (t55/8)

47 Shouldn't that be Trashiest Wine AunT?

Posted by: working_man at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (nRNiS)

48 Sadly, I know people that believe everything leaking from her top front hole.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)

49 Yep, definitely in need of a good deep dicking.

Joe ain't cutting it. I'd suggest he invest in a Hitachi vibrating massager and a Trump mask.

Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (0jZnq)

50 Sounds like Mika isn't getting any thrills from pushing Joe's elevator button in bed.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (k/TB6)

51 She seems nice...

Posted by: Brian Stelter Orchestra at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (kon7k)

52 49 Sadly, I know people that believe everything leaking from her top front hole.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)


Prefrontal lobotomy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

53 I see I'm needed here.

Posted by: Guy who's always asking "Am I gonna have to slap a bitch?" at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

54 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)

55 Someone tell her to calm down.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (Qv3tQ)

56 50 Yep, definitely in need of a good deep dicking.

Joe ain't cutting it. I'd suggest he invest in a Hitachi vibrating massager and a Trump mask.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (0jZnq)


Fukuoko 3000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

57 The Paolo, he cannot, how you say, even.

Posted by: Paolo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (ejd/p)

58 Fox Poll: Biden would do better than Trump handling Coronavirus?!?!? Maybe we don't deserve what little remains of our floundering Republic. The vast majority of Americans are hopelessly ignorant to the point of being dangerous.

Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (yDtra)

59 I can't listen to her, not even for comic relief. She's just horrible.
If she ever spoke the truth, shed probably implode.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

60 >>why's Mika in a mood?I thought everyone was so happy with Kamala getting selected


His lies!
His botched COVID response!
His postal service stuff.
"HE MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE" blah blah blah

Probably forgot something, but she's on a tear.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

61 55 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)


"Whoa, we're not going near that."

- - Marlon Perkins and Jock

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (s2VJv)

62 .
Tell me that she doesn't boil bunnies on a regular basis.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (IU8aO)

63 Bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from everywhere...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

64 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)

65 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

66 That was painful

Posted by: WHAM at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (2Q2wi)

67 Everything she mentions in the opening is confabulated.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (1eJby)

68 I don't think Joe Scarborough is bringing it in bed.

---------
The day the music died.

Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (sX1BW)

69 Seriously, Paddy Chayefsky predicted this 44 years ago with "Network."

Perhaps she will suffer the same end... metaphorically speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)

70 I was able to stand 10 sec before my stomach started to rebel.
Reaching for ValuRite now.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (gtatv)

71 She started out by rattling off one lie after another after another about Trump.

Fuck off, cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

72 The online left are losing their damned minds over the post office deal

It's hilarious

"The Post Office is the best and greatest and most well- run thing ever but they have to have billions more now to handle a 1% increase in mail in October and November!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)

73 Wow! She must be really guilty.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (vOGqy)

74 Translation:

Why don't Trump and all those icky Republican stooges do what I want??? Starting with suicide This Instant!!!!

I will scream and stomp my feet until you do!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (AMIL/)

75 I'd sniff her!

Posted by: Joe from Scrotem, PA Biden at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Z2qFv)

76 '55 Someone tell her to calm down.
Posted by: Nurse ratched '

'Tell that bitch to chill!'

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (IU8aO)

77 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)
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There's actually a movie about that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (UAMe5)

78 Am I mistaken in my impression that Mika has a bit of disdain for President Trump?

Who will be the first to suggest she might calm her mammiform protuberances?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (DMUuz)

79 Glenn Close with shorter hair.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (k/TB6)

80 Doesn't sound like people who believe they're 12 points ahead, do it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

Sounds like someone who just got to the end of a contract with the devil, and can feel the sulfur on their skin.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (0HpOW)

81 She is be rite about Trump and nots caring !!!!! Trump lied and people died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (qM84C)

82 Milhouse: "Nelson, I think he's really hurt!"

Nelson: "I said 'Ha ha'."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (6FeV1)

83 So Joe is obsessed about her and she is obsessed about Trump? Their sex life must be all kinds of weird.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

84 Still going on about Russia Russia Russia. They'll never let that go.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)

85 I remember how vicious to Palin she was on her show throughout the 2008 campaign.


I have no pity for her meltdown now.
She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

86 In the dark, all cats are Epidemiologists with a PhD or three.

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)

87 I know what to do~~~!!!!!

Posted by: charlie pyches at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (S+F2a)

88 Calm down, Beavis!

Posted by: Butthead at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (Z2qFv)

89 What is that smell? It's like...dead intern in here.

Posted by: Mika at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (vOGqy)

90 Look she's got to be mentally unstable to have married Joe "intern killer" Scarborough.

But mostly I think that this is for show, because they feel guilty for having had Trump on and treating him well last election. So they have to show they're into the 2 minutes hate even more than everyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

91 I don't understand how anyone would chose to be close to that black-hearted, whiny, scolding nag.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Rvt88)

92

She needs the SF 49'rs, if any of them still touch poon.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (d6DSt)

93 Vote for Trump. Because it's going to make this woman angrier.

There's all you need, all the justification necessary.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (hku12)

94 This is what a terminal case of TDS looks like.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

95 Not gonna watch it, but will take ace's and y'all's word for it.

I have not documented actual statistically significant benefit via randomized controlled trials, but I think it's probably good for me to have achieved the degree of isolation from contemporary idiocy that I have.

In 8 years, I managed to hear the affirmative action intern's voice probably less than I did the one day I was around him (before the national degradation of his election).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (OTzUX)

96 MSNBC Poll: 4 out of 5 dead Americans think Joe Biden would do a better job handling the COVID19 Virus then Trump. That's it.........The election is over !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (qM84C)

97 89 What is that smell? It's like...dead intern in here.
Posted by: Mika at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (vOGqy)


"Teen spirit?"

- - Kirk Cobain

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

98 '

"I will not be ignored!"

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (IU8aO)

99
I have no pity for her meltdown now.
She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)


She still hasn't gotten over Trump dissing her at a party then talking about her bloody face after plastic surgery.

The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Charlottesville?
Posted by: It's me donna

The progs are beating Charlottesville like a redheaded stepson. Discovery, Kommie-la, Mika. Apparently they don't realize Minneapolis, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, NYC, etc. make C-ville look like rowdy elementary school lunchroom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

101 Its worth voting for him just to watch people like this melt down. I really dig the Russia lies and the faces of her guests at the end. "Should I say something or just let her go on?" I think she needs an intervention

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (vL+6S)

102 I sure am relieved to know that the MFM isn't orchestrating a campaign against DJT. I know this to be true, because they said so. Bizarre.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LGXGf)

103 64 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)

Biden's a doctor now?

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LgMzo)

104 I'm too old to listen to her crap, but does the rant include a recipe for Boiled Bunny?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (RuIsu)

105 maybe Joe can sing one of his chart topping songs for her.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (k/TB6)

106 Mika, Mika, babe, chill! Your going to undo your chin-work.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes , the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

107 All their fuming and pissing about Bushhitler and KKKarl Rove was just pre-season second string warm up games.

This here is the real 8-7, last game of the season, smash mouth derangement coming out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (6FeV1)

108

Mika is obviously hormonal, but to this level?

Did she, perchance, just before this screeching, have tea with the actors on The Spew, all of whom were synced-up, in solidarity, so they all got an extra-strong dose of E?

Tox-eeeeeeque.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (FlRtG)

109 I just had lunch. I don't need to make myself nauseous by looking at hysterical Mika's rant. I'll take your word for it, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (WkPC9)

110 I rate her rant 'Three Dead interns'.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (IU8aO)

111 I don't understand how anyone would chose to be close to that black-hearted, whiny, scolding nag.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Rvt88


Her husband murdered an intern, so......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Imagine what she'd be like if Trump were ahead instead of "down by 11 pts". We ain't seen nuthin' yet!

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (vOGqy)

113 Her "reporting" is on the level of Kent Brockman's. The only thing missing is the technical difficulties still screen at the end of the video:

https://youtu.be/BiNRdsgFjMY

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (ch6++)

114 She looks like a blond female Hitler. All she needs is the little moustache.

And her father was a worthless tool too.

Posted by: Happy at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (GHaZw)

115 I too think Biden would do a better job handling the coronavirus. Can somebody get him a beakerful?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (rH0MC)

116 She is pissed because Joe didn't finger her yet !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (qM84C)

117 "money coming in from Russah"

HAHA~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (S+F2a)

118 Fact .. That broad wants Trump to make her call him daddy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (Vxu+H)

119 What are the odds her ex-husband sends Joe a Christmas card with a thank you note inside every year?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (Vy7tf)

120 ...Hey Lady. I don't work at Walmart.

Posted by: R/IDontWorkHereLady at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (EH4jV)

121 Mike, the My Pillow guy could fix this.

At least, that's what I got from watching Tucker last night.

That's a meta-message.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

122 Person: woman. Man? Camera, teevee!

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (n8Pv5)

123 she's come undone

that is for sure

I bounce around the sirrius dial and check in on Moaning Joe and Mika occasionally.

They basically go off like this just about every morning. With no push back. They are in their own bubble and I like it.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (XTiHL)

124 So that's batshit crazy, good to know...

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (FJRRw)

125 103 64 Some Nineteenth Century physicians developed a profitable sideline treating the symptoms this woman exhibits by digital manipulation.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)

Biden's a doctor now?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LgMzo)

Not even with one of those grabby things old people use to get cans off the top shelf of the Shop'n'Save.

I do have standards, you know.

*sniff*

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (6FeV1)

126
Here, have another glass of wine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (mht8P)

127 She slept her way to the bottom and has discovered Joe is a worm, she has a right to be pissed

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (qZdIZ)

128

Bats.

She needs to stick bats in her hoochie.

Bat pussy, that'll fix her up!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (d6DSt)

129 This isn't what it's like to be married, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (S+F2a)

130

She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (rjE57)

131
Mika. Don't be so shrill... if you get on Joe's bad side, you know what happens.

*drags finger across neck*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (/nZod)

132 114-
She does have the oddest hairstyle.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (AD3JT)

133 In the dark, all cats are Epidemiologists with a PhD or three.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)
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Why else do you think CAT scans are so pricey?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (UAMe5)

134 I saw a post on Twitter today that was a compilation of Mika throwing herself at Trump and flirting with him. I think she wanted some and he was like nope.

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (LopHl)

135 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

She and Kamala got a discount deal?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (Zmnko)

136 >>The online left are losing their damned minds over the post office deal

It's hilarious



It really is.

They thought there was no way their mail-in voting stuff slipped into the current (pending? dead?) bail-out package could be stopped. Nancy and Chuck thought they were sooo clever, trapping Trump into deciding between helping people or stopping their national mail-in election.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

137 She still hasn't gotten over Trump dissing her at a party then talking about her bloody face after plastic surgery.



The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She's stalker-level wanting Trump. Makes Joe wear an orange wig.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (cfSRQ)

138 .
That was a hilarious rant.
I like the cut of her leg hair.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (IU8aO)

139 This Karen needs to ask hubby bout his dead intern... then get back to us about that 5th ave joke from pdt.

Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (nzKWW)

140

Heh, her desperation is showing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (rjE57)

141 Mika needs a Midol.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

142 Trump really broke her. If you go back in time to the pre-campaign and early campaign (and hell, even mid-campaign), when Trump was still a joke candidate, you'll see what I mean. Mika had the hots for Trump. Bigly. She could barely keep her legs together.

But then he pulled it off. She had to go on the offensive with everyone else, despite the fact that she got the tingles. And he hit back extremely hard and spared no one.

I imagine Mika views this as a betrayal, and it has broken her. And this could all be bullshit, but she was throwing herself at The Donald early on. I imagine that hurts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)

143 I was wrong.

It's not even a 1% increase.

It's far, far, far less.

The USPS processes 181 million pieces of mail each and every day.
That's 5.5 billion a month.

Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (aO8Gd)

144 Fact .. That broad wants Trump to make her call him daddy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

You may be dead on correct.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FTlwv)

145 How embarrassing, even for MSDNC

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (kA3Cp)

146 Kamala is already gobbling on Xi's CCP cock and this broad is crying heart black little heart about MUH RUSSIA!

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (N5dam)

147 I saw a post on Twitter today that was a compilation of Mika throwing herself at Trump and flirting with him. I think she wanted some and he was like nope.
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (LopHl)

See Trump knows the 1st rule. Never stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)

148 Three words, Mika. Ben Wa Balls.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (mNhhD)

149 get that bitch a Dilly Bar

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FZYNt)

150 Screechy as fuck, had to turn off.

Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)

151 Love the ending! I'm sensing some intensity here, and I'm a little amped up. I wonder how long they've been screaming in her earpiece to "please just shut up 'cause we're watching our viewership numbers crater."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (17+9D)

152 >>She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?


She's had work done, but also, she's toned down her hair color -- used to be bleach blond (almost looks like a wig?).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

153 She looks like a blond female Hitler. All she needs is the little moustache.
-----
Hitler was more restrained.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (UAMe5)

154 The low-IQ psuedo-men who had to sit there on the TV-Zoom call, nod vigorously, and display "serious" faces in makeup! They hear this at home too!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (BRkq2)

155

This Joe Mannix Troll makes a lot of sense!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (d6DSt)

156 Fact .. That broad wants Trump to make her call him daddy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem


She wants to be Ivanka's sister?

Sounds like some kind of Star Wars plot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

157 143 I was wrong.

It's not even a 1% increase.

It's far, far, far less.

The USPS processes 181 million pieces of mail each and every day.
That's 5.5 billion a month.

Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (aO8Gd)

========

What does a .5% failure rate look like in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (UWqZJ)

158 .

Mika: "Joe, why are you watching the Old Yeller movie again? You watched it twice last week."

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (IU8aO)

159 She's pissed because the evil Jooz in Israel made her dead dad look bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)


oh, forgot about her father

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (rjE57)

160 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE

Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

161 []iScreechy as fuck, had to turn off.
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)

I made it :24.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

162 How embarrassing, even for MSDNC
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


They can't be embarrassed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

163 128
oh gawd
don't give ace any ideas

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (LgMzo)

164 Irrationality and delusion run deep in her DNA.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ShAcG)

165 I haven't clicked on this but am taking you all's word for it.

Remember when once upon a time, behavior like this on a news channel would result in being fired?

Remember when news channels had standards and were considered something everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch without being scared or appalled?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/744p)

166 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)


Genius.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Oh cripes, Mika! I'm a racist, and I'm here to tell you: DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A RACIST!! Stop with the f*cking Big Lies!!

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (qpX6U)

168 She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM


If true, this would shake many 'rons worldview to their very core.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (DMUuz)

169 .

Daddy issues.
Who's your Daddy?
Trump is her Daddy.

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (IU8aO)

170 This indictment is like when you gotta poop but sadly end up pushing apart an artery only to get a few tiny turds to ploop out and then backsplash icy water drops back into your butt hole. Its exactly like that. Oh, and no farts.

Posted by: My Corona at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (o7jsN)

171 Wasnt she and Joe BFFs with Trump like 3 years ago? This is all a giant show for gullible msnbc rube viewers.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (t55/8)

172 That this woman repeats every confirmed lie about Trump, from Charlotsville to Russia confirms she is either so stupid she believe lies that have been completely debunked or is so corrupt she will repeat these lies. This is child's tantrum, a pathetic attempt to get her way via an emotional meltdown.

Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (G4GU9)

173 Donald Trump is SHOOTING PEOPLE DEAD ON FIFTH AVENUE and all you people do is make jokes!

And WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS, all you comedians who think you're so funny??

Don't make me take my phone out and get your photo not wearing your masks!

Posted by: Morning Mika at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (n8//P)

174 I imagine Mika views this as a betrayal, and it has broken her. And this could all be bullshit, but she was throwing herself at The Donald early on. I imagine that hurts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)

I doubt that. Her insanity isn't noticeably worse than Paul Krugman, or Jennifer Rubin, or George Conway. I doubt all of them want Trump to fuck them, though I could be wrong. They have a marked tendency towards degeneracy.

Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (0HpOW)

175 Trump appointee DeJoy approving mail delays including veteran prescriptions to save costs. Heckuva job!
Person, woman, man. Camera TV:

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (n8Pv5)

176 Mika, here's a question for you:

If Trump is going to get us all killed with his COVID efforts, and Joe Biden says the way to get out of the mess is for everyone to wear a mask outside for the next three months, when do Democrat governors begin implementing Joe's solution? I mean, governors have the power to do this, don't they?

I'll wait a few minutes for your answer.

(Or maybe those Dem governors aren't truly patriotic? LOL)

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (AMIL/)

177 Four years ago, their shrieking bull crap moved the needle for some of the public. These idiots haven't figured out that if you yell at the top of your lungs all day every day for four straight years, people tune you out and stop listening.

They might as well change the show to some random homeless psycho woman ranting on a street corner. It's no different, and people pay the same amount of attention.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (Wm5SB)

178 Trump knows what her husband did to that intern.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (kA3Cp)

179 Didn't we just have a thread about drag queen story hour?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (dNzKv)

180 Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.

Yeah but the voting doesn't take place over a month, and it piles up near the end. So the stats don't break down quite that cleanly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

181

Notice she has to keep reading her notes between breaths?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (rjE57)

182 Remember when news channels had standards and were considered something
everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch without being
scared or appalled?***
Mister, this country could use men like Huntley and Brinkley again.

Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (LGXGf)

183 This is hilarious. I watched the whole thing and am going to again.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (MrE9D)

184 So americans think sundown would do a better job?

How exactly?

Mandating masks so you have to wear it 24/7, including outside and have your babies masked as well for 3 months (and we know it would be longer since they say that and then say nah brah lets wear face diapers till theres a cure)

This is what 50% want?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (+dsLj)

185 They're both insane. Trump broke them. Mika's been looking pretty haggard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

186 She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy

---

True Morons: "but it wouldn't hurt either."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (Rvt88)

187 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020


*
*

I hadn't seen that clip in too many years. Great stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (rpbg1)

188 Now that we're past 100, I need some help.

I've got an Xfinity LG-K212 cell phone, hardware version Rev 1.0, or so says the hardware info. I want to take a picture off of the internet and use it as my phone's wallpaper, but I don't know how.

If any Morons do, can you shoot me an e-mail through my nic?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (2JVJo)

189 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She's stalker-level wanting Trump. Makes Joe wear an orange wig.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM

Joe! Call me Melania. Tell me I'm fired up. Oh, Don, oh...

Posted by: Mika, panting and moaning at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (mNhhD)

190 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (AytXr)

191 I see broken people.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

192 She seems upset
poor dear

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (iTXRQ)

193 Trump just fucking broke everyone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (fIHXk)

194 I doubt that. Her insanity isn't noticeably worse than Paul Krugman, or Jennifer Rubin, or George Conway. I doubt all of them want Trump to fuck them, though I could be wrong. They have a marked tendency towards degeneracy.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (0HpOW)
++++++++
Oh sure. They're all degenerates. But I think Mika wanted a hot beef injection from The Donald, and her raving is so intense that I kind of think that those things might be related.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)

195 190 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?
Posted by: t-bird

Shrek

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

196 Bats.
She needs to stick bats in her hoochie.
Bat pussy, that'll fix her up!
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM


Can recommend.

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (DMUuz)

197

Joe musta fed her after dark.

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (d6DSt)

198 DAMN! Who lit her tampon on fire today?

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (oDYtY)

199 Have not seen her in years...she has not aged well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (tsZQ+)

200 Id bet more cards are sent Dec 15-20 every year than all the mail in ballots combined for 2020. This is a made up USPS crisis to make Trump look bad.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (t55/8)

201 so, basically she's pleading for a craycray to attempt @ss@ssination

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (oAY8z)

202 Remember when once upon a time, behavior like this on a news channel would result in being fired?



Remember when news channels had standards and were considered
something everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch
without being scared or appalled?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/744p)

---
Howard Beale was funny because the idea that network news would degenerate into a carnival barker was considered impossible.

Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (cfSRQ)

203 Dear troll, kindly eat a bag of ebola infested dildos.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (+dsLj)

204 190 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (AytXr)


Hillary.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes , the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

205 We need Trump to get re-elected if for no other reason to see the leftist media meltdown that will occur - there is nothing more delicious than the tears of leftists. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (tSosf)

206 Mister, this country could use men like Huntley and Brinkley again.
Posted by: Old Dude

---

Chet Huntley's goodbye monologue was terrific.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (Rvt88)

207 Whoa... Mika, just take a deep breath and suck my dick.

Said no one, ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (3H9h1)

208 lol. Joe thought he got away with it, but you get what you deserve.

Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

209 I've got an Xfinity LG-K212 cell phone, hardware version Rev 1.0, or so says the hardware info. I want to take a picture off of the internet and use it as my phone's wallpaper, but I don't know how.

If any Morons do, can you shoot me an e-mail through my nic?


Take a picture of your phone with another phone then text the picture to your phone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

210 171 - it's atonement for 'helping' Trump win. They seriously believe their open mic for Trump is why he won.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (XTiHL)

211 Fox Poll: Biden would do better than Trump handling Coronavirus?!?!?
---------

Poll!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (pIBUf)

212 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.

This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

213 Does she think this crazy lady Rant is gonna change the mind of her 17 viewers?

I kinda hope at least one tells her, yes, your scornful, ridiculous and over the top soliloquy really opened my eyes.

Maybe take a Xanax and drink a few glasses of wine, sweety. You will be right as rain soon enough.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (haWye)

214 She's got blood coming out of her ... whatever.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (ttBo0)

215 it's atonement for 'helping' Trump win. They seriously believe their open mic for Trump is why he won.
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (XTiHL)
++++++++++
They might be right about that, at least in part.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (hYcqw)

216 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?


She's had work done, but also, she's toned down her hair color -- used to be bleach blond (almost looks like a wig?).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)


Thanks Lizzy.

She better be careful then. She might stretch all of that work out and have to do it all over again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (rjE57)

217 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

Why do women want to look like Siamese cats? It's so hideous.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (luzVb)

218 Notice she has to keep reading her notes between breaths?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (rjE57)

Concerto in Ree Flat Major

pazzissimo, con accellerando

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

219

Jeezus, she's getting old and crazy.

But hey, right now Joe Biden is going to save FOUHRTY THOUSAND people with his decisiveness about wearing masks, having a mandate, expidentially, now, we must act.

She will only be happy with Joe Bdein.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (lg/F7)

220 That woman needs to have a seven day lock up STAT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

221 >>Donald Trump is SHOOTING PEOPLE DEAD ON FIFTH AVENUE and all you people do is make jokes!


Oh yes, that's the best part of her rant "I WILL NNEVER GO TO 5TH AVENUE! HE SAID HE COULD SHOOT SOMEONE ON 5TH AVENUE AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!! REEEEEE"

Projection much?
In addition to Trump's insults, he needles her husband about the dead intern often.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)

222 Mika needs a good stiff one, and I'm just the man to give it to her.

Posted by: The Six Million Follar at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (J6dnG)

223 Still waiting for one of these unhinged media loons to charge the podium and get taken down by the secret service.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (3AD8C)

224 Her target audience ain't us. She is aiming this meltdown at suburban middle class women. Inciting the idiots to act out this type of behavior in public.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (Q7dzy)

225 She hasn't hit bottom yet, she didn't beg for someone to shoot him.


It will happen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (kA3Cp)

226 sniffy sock, away!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

227 What do they think Trump should have done about WuFlu? And what would Biden have done better?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (oVJmc)

228 What a scrunt.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (jvt6t)

229 Maybe take a Xanax and drink a few glasses of wine, sweety. You will be right as rain soon enough.

Posted by: Czech Chick

I recommend horse tranquillisers

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

230

Back in the day, I woulda let her flop the girls out and start eating...

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (d6DSt)

231 A percentage much higher than one might expect.

**************

I'd blame soibois and men "transitioning" but then I'd just be repeating myself.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (+dsLj)

232 Can't her personal assistants go buy some long-life lithium batteries for her vibrator?

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

233 Didn't we just have a thread about drag queen story hour?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It's Drag Queen Story hour, all the time now.

All the way down.

And...another thing.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

234 A dozen years ago, she might have been good for an aggressive rogering- some hard ass slapping and hair pulling.

Now? Feh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (fIHXk)

235 Over at MSN, of the dozen or so headlines, not one mentions that the lawyer involved in the FISA scam is going down while fully half are hysterical outpourings of fear that schools will open, toddlers and teachers will die, and Trump might get re-elected on the Covid-19 riddled bones of the dead unless we stop this whole going back to school business!

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (w2LAm)

236 Poll: When Did Mika Last Experience an Orgasm?

This Year: 8%
Last Year: 11%
The 20th Century: 64%
Never: 17%

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (HmZuC)

237 They're both insane. Trump broke them. Mika's been looking pretty haggard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)


Someone should gift her some batteries.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (rjE57)

238 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.

This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

Uh, no.
This is what happens when you mix liberal ideology, mental illness, peri menapausal hormones, and various pharmaceuticals.
Imagine her with a carry permit.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (/744p)

239 Anyone want to start a GoFundMe?

Posted by: Sybian at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

240 Just to unpack the portion of her BS that I was able to sit through:

Paid off a hooker. Not proven, but please, Mika, do lecture us on the morality of extramarital affairs.

Russia Russia Russia. Read the news; maybe start with a search for "debunked dossier", drunk unproven gossip sources, and Clinesmith.

Racism in Charlotsville. Really, you're a grown woman. Stop relying on twitter excerpts for your news. As any 3rd grader could see, Trump said there were good people on both sides of the debate; not that white supremicists or the democrat KKK are good.

Other racism. Hmm.. what? The best employment numbers and policies for black Americans -- ever. Prison reform that benefits minorities groups who are incarcerated at higher percentages.

Children in cages. Now you're criticizing Obama?

Covid deaths. Trump's fault? What was your position on his China travel ban, just days after the virus was discovered in the US? How many deaths do you blame on Cuomo's nursing home policies? Pelosi's March invitation to come on down to Chinatown to prove you're not racist?

...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

241 This is pure desperation. She sees 2020 slipping away - all the talking points need to be dredged and re-screeched.

Posted by: Greebs at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (o7jsN)

242
Mish slush cleanup at the Mika seat!

Mish slush cleanup at the Mika seat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (pNxlR)

243 20 I never quite know what to do with posts like this one. I read it and instantly conclude: I'm not clicking that shit. Wanna fight about longbows and crossbows?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)


That's such an old argument. We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.

Posted by: Lenin at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (d0WgS)

244 She cashed that mish in like 0.00023 seconds before it expired.

It's impressive, in a way.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

245 She hasn't hit bottom yet, she didn't beg for someone to shoot him.


It will happen.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



#twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

246 Mika: ....

America: OK, boomer.

Posted by: Fred at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (aBKBk)

247 236 Poll: When Did Mika Last Experience an Orgasm?

This Year: 8%
Last Year: 11%
The 20th Century: 64%
Never: 17%
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (HmZuC)

=========

D+2 sample. More than fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)

248
Someone should gift her some batteries.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (rjE57)


At this point, it will take a nuclear power plant.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020


*
*

Yeah, but you knew the alpha female velociraptor in the park was *thinking*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (rpbg1)

250 This is theater for the sick minds of her viewers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

251 What do they think Trump should have done about WuFlu? And what would Biden have done better?

******************

You notice they never ask that followup question.

Pollee: BIDEN would do a MUCH better job handling the corona than DRUMPF!!!11

Pollster: How so?

Pollee: *blank look*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (+dsLj)

252 Her target audience ain't us. She is aiming this meltdown at suburban middle class women. Inciting the idiots to act out this type of behavior in public.
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (Q7dzy)
+++++++++++
Will that work? I know there are lots of wine moms and Karens out there, but this kind of spectacle is not endearing or attractive. If my wife did it, I'd consider chaining her to the bed to never be permitted to embarrass me like that again. Otherwise, that's a big strike-through on the "dating or wife potential" list. This is abhorrent, and I can't imagine (though I have been surprised before) that a minority of people agree on that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)

253 Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.

Its kind of a mob mentality. Its not good enough to say "Trump is kind of crass and exaggerates a lot, and I disagree with his policies". That's not clapping hard enough. You have to one up each other "he said he grabs women by the hoo-ha!" "He said neo nazis are good people!!" "He wants to ban all Muslims!!!" "HE IS THE LITERAL REINCARNATION OF HITLER!!!" "HE IS COMING TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND RAPE YOUR WIFE!!!!!!1!1!"

They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

254 .
FOR GOD'S SAKES, JOE, BUY HER SOME F****** BATTERIES!!!

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (IU8aO)

255

Someone needs to add some opera music behind it, or Wagner or something, some music that builds and builds.

I am reminded of Pat Cooper when he used to get all worked up on Stern. This is pretty funny, with Billy West.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyxcmtf

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (lg/F7)

256 241 This is pure desperation. She sees 2020 slipping away - all the talking points need to be dredged and re-screeched.
Posted by: Greebs at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (o7jsN)

========

Well, she totally feels like someone who knows that she's winning, ya know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (UWqZJ)

257 It's a shame. The Paolo, he could have saved this one.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (b+hj2)

258 Yeah, Fox polls are BS. Sounds like the Left's talking points during the Election are going to include "the 11,000 lies that Trump has told". This is going to be a pure propaganda war to end all wars.

Posted by: DailyDish at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (KSBDE)

259 Her cheese has slid off her cracker, Gromit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (HaL55)

260 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.

***
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)


Finally, some respect!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, rape fantasy author at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

261
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

________


"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)

262 227 Our GDP didn't collapse enough....

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (HwiWi)

263 I recommend horse tranquillisers
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

*reads bottle label*

Joe? JOE! How many hands high would you say I am?


JOE!!!!!

Posted by: Mika Brzrzyzrsyzzrrinski at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (6FeV1)

264 If you google Mika, it let's you know she's an American Journalist.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (C1Lsn)

265 Dammit. Off commie sock.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (d0WgS)

266 So I gather the Barr declaration turned out to be small potatoes

here's my shocked face :^|

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (iTXRQ)

267 202:Howard Beale was funny because the idea that network news would degenerate into a carnival barker was considered impossible.

Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd



Howard Beale would be to button downed by today's standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (MVR7y)

268 At this point, it will take a nuclear power plant.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)



MY POWER PLANTS! MINE MINE MINE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)

269 Mika is a naaaaasty woman.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)

270 She looks weird in that video. What happened to her face?

Why do women want to look like Siamese cats? It's so hideous.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (luzVb)


agreed

and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (rjE57)

271 ...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd

More patient than most - even to go far enough to do a fisking. I just popped to the end to hear her screeching for a few seconds and was done.

Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

272 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.


"All of them do. By multiple women"
--Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

273 261
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
________

"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)

You know, I hate to say atoadaso, but a fuckin' atoadaso.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)

274 Who does she turn into if you give her a Snickers?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM

A harridan spitting little bits of peanut as she screeches at you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (mNhhD)

275 >This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.


c'mon man- really?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (iTXRQ)

276 249 Has somebody got a tranquilizer gun handy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020


I am not getting out of the boat for this one no way!

Posted by: Jim from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (PiwSw)

277 >>If you google Mika, it let's you know she's an American Journalist.

She's a journalist like I'm a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Coming soon: a live webcam feed of Mika's Thorazine drip. They'll mix it up. Sometimes, it's in her dressing room, sometimes in the green room, sometimes using small equipment that blends into the set, etc. It could be a game show: "Spot the Thorazine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)

279 Can I just say Mike-a's Karen-lesbo haircut triggers me?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (+dsLj)

280 You want to know what's wrong with America? There a bunch of shrew, uneducated, half in the bag, self absorbed, dunce, mouth breathing, whining, window licking Twitter addicts like Mika running around with their vagina on fire, in need of a good stiff dick and something better to do than be the town gossip of her clique who thinks the same, stupid way.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (J6dnG)

281 Does she think this crazy lady Rant is gonna change the mind of her 17 viewers?
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Yes, they really do

And they've got polls to prove it : Biden is up by 11. And President Hillary was up by 15 on August 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (aO8Gd)

282 You could smell the effluvium wafting from Mika's recently soiled panties and the metallic tinges of palpable fear emanating from her. They realize beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trumps ascension to a 2nd term is all but assured.
They are scared and don't how to do anything different so they turn the volume up to 11.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (cCxiu)

283 We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.
----
The side opposite the hand you use to draw.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (UAMe5)

284 It's not unusual for people with dementia to get violent.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (HwiWi)

285 257 It's a shame. The Paolo, he could have saved this one.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (b+hj2)

_________


Forget it, Paolo, it's Crazytown.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (ttBo0)

286 Guarantee you that she has at least 3 masks within close-grabbing distance.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (luzVb)

287

When Trump wins again.

Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

288 283 We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.
----
The side opposite the hand you use to draw.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (UAMe5)

Nope.

Posted by: Lars Andersen at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

289 So I gather the Barr declaration turned out to be small potatoes

**********

#mistakesweremade

#twoweeks

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (+dsLj)

290 never stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

291 Queen of Karens is right ... getting the talking points all lined up for the Karens in the field, with the matching hysterical attitude to wear with the hateful agitprop.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (Cus5s)

292 Fox Poll: Biden would do better than Trump handling Coronavirus?!?!?

the morning after they announced Kamala as VP choice my Edge front page gushed "Polls say Harris more popular that Biden, Trump, Pence!"

Polls? 10 hours after the event? I'm guessing activity on twitter rates as a poll

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (XTiHL)

293 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (lg/F7)

I am the genius of myself!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (pIBUf)

294 The easy 2 point counter to any claim that Biden would have done better- Biden's actual statements on the China ban and the stockpiles of ventilators and masks that he and Obama devastated and didn't replenish.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

295 Apparently love does have an age. And it's hers minus 1
.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (8FfnY)

296 Jeez, you'd think Trump had murdered an intern or something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (d1uFV)

297 Who bitch is this?

Posted by: Anchorman at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (LGyA/)

298 Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

Me too. Am stocking up right now. Might have to take a vacation day the day after.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

299 Do you think Joe wears a Trump mask in bed?

I think Joe wears a Trump mask in bed.

Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ZVlg7)

300 Trump HAS to be re-elected. The epic meltdowns on air will make us still not tired of winning.

I predict murder suicides.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

301 Low IQ Meeka gets her insanity from her joooo hating piece of shit father who advised Dhimmi Carter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (y7DUB)

302 She nearly went full Ashley Judd.

Never go full Ashley Judd.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (luzVb)

303 It's not unusual for people with dementia to get violent.

***********

The fuck are you on about? I'll fight you right now you pony face dog soldier!

Posted by: Sundown Joey Bidet at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (+dsLj)

304 Mika as a regular on The View. Think about that one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (C1Lsn)

305 '...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.'

23 seconds is where I pulled the plug. How can anybody stand to listen to LIE after LIE after LIE?

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

306 If I had photoshopping/video manipulation skills, splicing DJT in this vid with baton, playing orchestra conductor would be good.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (oAY8z)

307 I think ace is right. this is a cry for dick

Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (nFwvY)

308 You want to know what's wrong with America? There a bunch of shrew, uneducated, half in the bag, self absorbed, dunce, mouth breathing, whining, window licking Twitter addicts like Mika running around with their vagina on fire, in need of a good stiff dick and something better to do than be the town gossip of her clique who thinks the same, stupid way.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (J6dnG)


with women this angry, what man would want to go near them

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (rjE57)

309 287

When Trump wins again.

Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)

I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (d1uFV)

310 Mika thou project too much.

Posted by: Scoob at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (uz9Qm)

311 This is pure desperation. She sees 2020 slipping away - all the talking points need to be dredged and re-screeched.
Posted by: Greebs

--

OK, this is not as funny as the other theories, but is probably 100 percent correct.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (kA3Cp)

312 Someone hear said something like this about journalists.

Journalists initially meant they told lies to themselves about their life to make themselves feel better in journals. Now they tell lies to everybody else in the media to make themselves feel better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (pw+jk)

313 If this clip is from the last few days, I guess she doesn't think Kamala will help drag Slow Joe into the winner's circle, huh?

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (AMIL/)

314
and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (rjE57)

"Twould be amusing if a a reporter asked if he ever regrets all the lies he's told.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

315 They each build on each other's crazy and have to
top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because
their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if
they are honest and true about the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

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Wrath is traditionally a sin, but the left is treating it as a virtue.

"Sure I'm advocating mass murder, but it's only because TRUMP DESERVES IT!!!!"

The interesting thing to me is that it's becoming clear the left has lost control of their hounds. They could have taken the win when Trump pulled the feds out, but now they're driving out Oregon's State Police - humiliating their mayor, governor and vindicating Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (cfSRQ)

316 Guarantee you that she has at least 3 masks within close-grabbing distance.

Just not on her face, while she's in a room with other people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

317 Trump 2020:

Don't get mad.

Get even.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (6FeV1)

318 Huntley n Brinkley... Live from an ashtray in NY!
Didn't Cronkite retire in Quang Tre Province?

Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (RuIsu)

319 Never go full Ashley Judd

**********

You sure? I didn't see a puffy face.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (+dsLj)

320 Mika, call me.

Posted by: Lelo Inez at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (DMUuz)

321
MY POWER PLANTS! MINE MINE MINE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

322 They are scared and don't how to do anything different so they turn the volume up to 11.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (cCxiu)

They also don't want to get caught laughing about how he's gonna lose and end up on a thousand Trump Wins remixes.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (pIBUf)

323 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Q7dzy)

324 ...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)


yep, all theater
she's doing the dems bidding
and she's cluster-nuts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (rjE57)

325 Mika seems purturbed, like she thinks she can't control what people think anymore.

But having said that, it was rather enjoyable to see her melting down like that on national teevee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)

326 I saw Smell the Effluvium open up for Murder Hag back in '98.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (pIBUf)

327 When Trump wins again.

Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.

Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)


It should be chilly outside so a good time to break out the barrel aged imperial stouts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (y7DUB)

328 My favorite take on this clip so far -


Mollie @MZHemingway

Joe come get your lady

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BJKQV)

329
It is a true shame that someone was not standing behind her slowly waving a Trump / Pence 2020 sign as she spoke. If she had seen that -- guaranteed rage stroke!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

330 Mika is a naaaaasty woman.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)


And tastes like curdled cheese.

Posted by: Joe's Penis, that one time at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

332 "Twould be amusing if a a reporter asked if he ever regrets all the lies he's told.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

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Put up your dukes, you dog-faced pony soldier! Fat! I'll kill you with a chain, like Corn Pop!

Posted by: Ragin' Joe at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (cfSRQ)

333 She is a disgrace to Polacks and Poland (i.e., Sharkman's Motherland).



Now I want pierogi, kielbasa and sauerkraut.

Sigh.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)

334 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Q7dzy)


Go on.....

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)

335 Trump 2020: Don't get mad. Get even.

**********

Saw a trump bumper sticker:

"Trump 2020: Fuck Your Feelings"

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)

336 Happy happy Jane!

*confettis*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)

337 Why is she so hysterical? Every poll and expert tells us that Biden is a "shoo-in" so why the drama? Seems to me she doth protest too much given the constant drum beat of Trump's inevitable defeat.

Posted by: NAB at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (3sHsl)

338
Back in the old days, you'd just yoke 'em up and leave 'em out in the back 40 till they calmed down.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (88+cf)

339 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++
You'll have a blast, and happy birthday. Enjoy yourself

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

340 Joe, she's drunk again, take her home.

Posted by: Shoey at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (hmNVd)

341 and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

Yeah he's always done that. Any time he's challenged he gets enraged and attacks, and usually the attack is a cross between ridiculous and disturbing.

Don't you love how when the press conference ends, all the press meekly shuffles out quietly, nobody shouting questions like the do with every other politician and candidate?

Kind of reminds me of when Hillary had the press roped off, LITERALLY to keep them away from her. Or set up across the street when she miraculously came out of a care center, suffering from alleged pneumonia, looking like she stepped off a band box.

They're so weak, pathetic, and sheepish with the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

342 They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

It's virtue signaling. The most virtuous is the one with the loudest, most strident condemnation.

Doesn't have to be true, because it's not about the virtue, it's about the signaling.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (9Fy8T)

343 I listened for 10 seconds. What do I win?

Posted by: freaked at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (Tnijr)

344 Now I want pierogi, kielbasa and sauerkraut.

Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)


Bigos and gowabke or however it is spelled and wodka

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (M+Lyo)

345 325 Mika seems purturbed, like she thinks she can't control what people think anymore.

But having said that, it was rather enjoyable to see her melting down like that on national teevee.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)


Almost a shame that hardly anyone saw it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (d0WgS)

346 331 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)


Happy Birfday!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

347 ..."Who Ho dis be?"

Posted by: dc at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (u0crE)

348 Sounds like the Left's talking points during the Election are going to include "the 11,000 lies that Trump has told".
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If you ever get a chance to see the list, you'll be surprised to learn than none of them are actually lies.

Unless he has said, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (aO8Gd)

349 Lie after lie after lie out of the cunts flapping lips. Again and again. She is insane or bought off or both.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (0OmEj)

350 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)


ENJOY!!!!

I hope you have a great evening!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

351 They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)


But mainly because.. they've got nothing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (rjE57)

352 >Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday,....
Posted by: Jane D'oh


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just have fun

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)

353 They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies.

*******

On the plus side there's a lot of FedEx delivery guys walking around now with a shit eating grin on their faces.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (+dsLj)

354
309I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards 



Glenfiddich

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Q7dzy)

355 The media has suppressed the truth and made it impossible for them to guage the feelings of half the population.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (lgiXo)

356 It'll probably be "fixed" soon, but I was shocked to see the smiling face of the 5-yr old NC boy who was savagely murdered in his front yard on the search page at the twatters (recently they changed things so you have to hit the search function, before that you could just type the name of the person you're looking for in the search box at the top of each page). I had the impression this shocking event never happened as far as the sad "news"-consuming bulk of the populace was concerned, and this might lead to its existence "leaking" to the public.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (OTzUX)

357
Mollie @MZHemingway



Joe come get your lady

Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BJKQV)

----
Who bitch this is?

Posted by: PUA Master at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (cfSRQ)

358 Jane, Happy Birthday!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (ShAcG)

359 If Trump weren't POTUS, COVID19 never would have come to the US

You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (oAY8z)

360 Saw a trump bumper sticker:

"Trump 2020: Fuck Your Feelings"
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)


I have a set of 4 glass tumblers with that etched in the glass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

361 Where was Joe? In the bottom of a bottle of Jack?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

362 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

363 I have no idea about the marriage between Mika and Joe. She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life; Her politics has become her god, so she has not received the fruit of the Spirit-which would give her more patience, self control and joy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)

364 352 >Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday,....
Posted by: Jane D'oh


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just have fun
Posted by: DB- just DB

wow - you and JJ share a birthday

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (FZYNt)

365 and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger


I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits. Why do you think so many of them go multiple rounds of botox and plastic surgery? Its because, like the bug in the movie "Men in Black", the skin they are wearing doesn't exactly fit.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (C+evo)

366 I think ace is right. this is a cry for dick
Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (nFwvY)


Shocking that with that expansive forehead and beady eyes, Deliverance Joe would be severely inadequate. Maybe the intern laughed at his performance...

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (y7DUB)

367 Hey Mika: LOL, you need to get fucked!

Calm down.
You are hysterical.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

368 Mika honey,
two words,

Hitachi Massager

Posted by: Anon at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (+0uDE)

369 But mainly because.. they've got nothing

I mean, there's reason to oppose the president. I don't think they are GOOD reasons, but they could do so on principle and on specific complaints. Instead its this... unhinged, shark frenzy crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

370 Joey Scar's somewhere whacking it to Candace Owens

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (oAY8z)

371 Yeah, Fox polls are BS. Sounds like the Left's talking points during the Election are going to include "the 11,000 lies that Trump has told". This is going to be a pure propaganda war to end all wars.
Posted by: DailyDish at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (KSBDE)


a good way to motivate the Trump supporters to get out and vote - as if they need it (or those in the middle who would never vote for the dems now and want their family to survive and keep or get a job)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (rjE57)

372 Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's good news. Happy birthday and have a happy day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (WkPC9)

373 Ace, you misspelled hysterical whore.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (NZ97b)

374 I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night



Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards



Glenfiddich





Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Q7dzy)
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Politics is too squalid for the good stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (cfSRQ)

375 Alternate Headkine: *Sploosh*

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (pIBUf)

376 I think ace is right. this is a cry for dick

Given the crowd she runs around with, she's SOL. There's not a dram of testosterone amongst any of those guys they showed during her rant. You could tell they were all pussy-whipped because they all looked down and wouldn't say anything while she was on her bitch-fest. If you could put thought bubbles above their pin heads, all of them would be thinking "Yes, dear. I won't do it again."

Force of habit much?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (HaL55)

377 Happy birfday, Jane D'oh!

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

378 What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)

379 359 If Trump weren't POTUS, COVID19 never would have come to the US

You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (oAY8z)

Oh, it would have.

But we would be calling it, "Yeah, I got a wicked bad cold last winter... you too, huh? I guess it's going around."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (6FeV1)

380 Happy Birthday Jane, go have a load of fun and don't let the bastards grind you down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

381 I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked

he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM

Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

382
Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.


Uncomfortable for whom? Not me, I can assure you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

383 I have no idea about the marriage between Mika and Joe. She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life; Her politics has become her god, so she has not received the fruit of the Spirit-which would give her more patience, self control and joy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)


I like this phrase " the fruit of the spirit"

Things that make you go hmmmm

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

384 Yeah she was unhinged alright, even some of her panel members were like: wtf? and that one guy was checking his phone as she appealed to the very gods of Olympus to save us, by all that is holy and pleasing to you oh Jupiter!

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (DJFLF)

385 'boy, does [Biden] look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked'

Yes, he gets menacingly belligerent and, if he can, puts his hands on the interlocutor. Never seen anything like that from Trump. I guess that's the way they roll in Scranton.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (qpX6U)

386 She's just not a happy person. She has issues and she has had them for years. She's living her mental illness on TV. Not good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (jUVms)

387 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

**********************

Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.

I believe every word of it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

388 I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

389 Welp, there's three minutes of my life I'll never get back. What a freaking Harpy.

On a lighter note, wife just received a package from her best friend in Maine...4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan, so I'll be having a nice thick ribeye. Of course, she likes steak too, so I'll have to carve off a piece so she can have 'surf 'n turf.' And I reckon she'll have enough left over for lobster rolls.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (4J1oK)

390 If Trump weren't POTUS, COVID19 never would have come to the US

But it would still go to the rest of the planet and just skip the US, right?

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (C+evo)

391 enemy of the people

Posted by: hevel varik at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (quVbM)

392 So how much was "Hug a Chinese Person" an effort to get the virus to spread?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (pIBUf)

393 But we would be calling it, "Yeah, I got a wicked bad cold last winter... you too, huh? I guess it's going around."

Exactly. "Yeah it was so bad I guess some older people died from it, nasty stuff."

That's as far as it would go, just like the last 5 waves of horrible virii.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

394 323 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.
Posted by: Floridachick



Funny that. It's like the Sexual Revolution was a complete and utter disaster that Civilization chose or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (MVR7y)

395 @August 14th- "They also don't want to get caught laughing about how he's gonna lose and end up on a thousand Trump Wins remixes. "

Yep, I still watch those occasionally. They are like fine wine and age well.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (cCxiu)

396 Also, her haircut was just...terrible.

She pulls six million dollars a year and that's what her hairdresser comes up with? Must be some bitchy dude who hates her guts.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (DJFLF)

397 Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

He looks like one of those things they find in caves. I mean creatures that have never seen the sun.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (lgiXo)

398
She broke

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (M+Lyo)

399 Some one needs to tell Mika a lot of things are more deadly than COVID 19.

Like interning for her current husband.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (NZ97b)

400 This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)

________


"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)


Those guys too.

People so fundamentally misunderstand Trump's "grab her by the puthy" comment.

He wasn't talking about the men, he certainly wasn't talking about himself. He was talking about these mewling harpies who are so desperate for a strong man to come along and manhandle them.

I believe it's what drove Kavanaugh's nutjob accuser. I believe it was Anita Hill's reason for being.

Those guys wouldn't and didn't, so the equivalent in their minds is to rape the men where they think it will hurt the most. In their careers.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)

401 I fail to understand life.

Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.

Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

402
I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

She's a mean drunk!

Posted by: Joe Scar at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (88+cf)

403 Hmm, seems like she might be a danger to herself or others.

Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (RdFF+)

404 373 Ace, you misspelled hysterical whore.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (NZ97b)

-------

BWAHAHAHA so true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (jUVms)

405 She sounds exactly like someone who knows her candidate is 13 points ahead of Trump.

They always scream and rant when they are well ahead.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (kA3Cp)

406 Coming soon: a live webcam feed of Mika's Thorazine drip. They'll mix it up. Sometimes, it's in her dressing room, sometimes in the green room, sometimes using small equipment that blends into the set, etc. It could be a game show: "Spot the Thorazine."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020


*
*

"We've secretly replaced Mika's Thorazine with Epsom salts crystals. Let's see if anyone notices. . . ."

BRRRZAAAP! Crash!

"Jeesus, Joe, what the HELL did you mean by saying 'Good morning' to me in THAT tone???!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)

407 Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

Seriously. I think he must have got one of them maximum-security prison eyeball tattoos or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

408 Happy birfday, Jane!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (ejd/p)

409 Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

From Paul's letter to the church at Galatia, Chapter 5:22-23.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (WkPC9)

410 someone should set up a GoFuckMe for her

Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (nFwvY)

411 Sharkman- I am eating Polish handgrenades on Sun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (fIHXk)

412 Given the crowd she runs around with, she's SOL. There's not a dram of
testosterone amongst any of those guys they showed during her rant.
===
Now that is just not true.

If you count the contents of their stomachs and rectums, there is a surprising large amount of testosterone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

413

She's got excited delirium kneel on her!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (d6DSt)

414 On a lighter note, wife just received a package from her best friend in
Maine...4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan, so I'll be having a nice thick
ribeye. Of course, she likes steak too, so I'll have to carve off a
piece so she can have 'surf 'n turf.' And I reckon she'll have enough
left over for lobster rolls.
------------

Drinking followed by eating melted butter is a good night. Ribeye is just a bonus.

Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

415
Every time someone mentions Mika, I think of this photo. The epitome of gravitas.

https://tinyurl.com/y5qqwxf8

And that leads in to Maggie Smith being catty in Evil Under The Sun.

https://youtu.be/YzTSAmKG8J8?t=41

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (EGyGV)

416 I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)


As a retreat on an infected root canal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

417 I listened for 10 seconds. What do I win?

A set of earplugs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (HaL55)

418 Hot Frash!!

Posted by: Asian Gynecologist at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

419 Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.

******************

The devil hasn't collected his due yet.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (+dsLj)

420 hahahahaah, Her hair looks like shit. She's a mess.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (jUVms)

421
What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)


He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any chance for universal mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

422 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

423 She needs to be in another amazing Joe Scar music video. {{cringe}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

424 I fail to understand life.

Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.

Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
=====

But your soul is intact.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iydjf)

425 I listened for 10 seconds. What do I win?

The happiness of not listening to the rest of the clip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (WkPC9)

426
"Jeesus, Joe, what the HELL did you mean by saying 'Good morning' to me in THAT tone???!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)


Sounds like my parents when dad would come home just to pack a few things before they divorced.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

427 There is a very very large number of sexually repressed women in America for a variety of reasons. They have managed to emasculate the men in their lives to such an extent that they are now unhappy and frustrated harpies. The more they have been given the less sexually satisfied they are.
Posted by: Floridachick


Funny that. It's like the Sexual Revolution was a complete and utter disaster that Civilization chose or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (MVR7y)


No flippin' way!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)

428 Trump HAS to be re-elected. The epic meltdowns on air will make us still not tired of winning.

I predict murder suicides.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)


I agree. And stuff we cannot dream of happening.

The amount of money already burned from the hillary loss and then the biden loss. There will be hell to pay for those that ante'd up.

Hollywood is doing poorly right now. How much will they throw away?

Same for businesses.

Even foreign money might be hard, not sure. The world is reeling from the wuhanese virus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (rjE57)

429 387 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

**********************

Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.

I believe every word of it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

Well it makes a hell of a lot more sense than someone voluntarily paying money to a "surgeon" in the back of the rusty Econoliner by the overpass to do THAT to one's face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)

430 @August 14th- So how much was "Hug a Chinese Person" an effort to get the virus to spread?

When we try that they shoot our asses.

Posted by: Mongolian Tiger and Himalayan Bear at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (cCxiu)

431 405 She sounds exactly like someone who knows her candidate is 13 points ahead of Trump.

They always scream and rant when they are well ahead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (kA3Cp)

=========

I remember when the left started burning down its own cities because it was so confident of its win in 2016, and started coming up with brand new ways to cheat in public because they were so confident of victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)

432 378What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so




Well, apparently he is losing. Every poll tells them so.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Q7dzy)

433 4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan

I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

434 Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.

------------

Is there a better life?

Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

435
But your soul is intact.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iydjf)


True.

I would like some peace and comforts, however.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Surprise anal from Trump can unlock magical things from deep down within, Mika, things you didn't existed or were even possible

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (oAY8z)

437 Has anyone in Florida contacted local officials to do a red flag check in case she owns a fire arm?

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (vI+F1)

438 Joe has creepy tiny eyes. Like the Deliverance kid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)

439 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life


Living proof of the veracity of the second half of the first chapter of Paul's Epistle to the Romans where he outlines the Romans Road of Reprobation.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (C+evo)

440 Oh, and happy birthday to Jane! Despite all the horrible news, we have some good every day, don't we?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (rpbg1)

441 What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)

He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any chance for universal mail-in ballots.
====

Thank you.

Fuck the post office. A bunch of lazy, entitled assholes. I have so many horror stories with them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (iydjf)

442 Mika needs a throw down.

A real one.

Not with little Joey.

And she needs one stat.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (haWye)

443 422 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

I don't know if I "buy" it... but it's a heck of a lot more fun than just saying "well no shit, she's an asshole."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (6FeV1)

444 Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (nFwvY)
not helpful. I know ace thinks her frustration is due to ScarJoe not getting the job done, but there's other solutions to that problem.
It's not a sex thing. It's a "I'm watching a DNC slowmotion trainwreck after I spent four years spouting the most insane conspiracy theories to get that bastid out of the Oval, and it's all going to hell" thing.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (DJFLF)

445 Well it makes a hell of a lot more sense than someone voluntarily paying money to a "surgeon" in the back of the rusty Econoliner by the overpass to do THAT to one's face.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)


I saved a lot of money that way, I'll have you know!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

446 The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

447 What makes me smile extra wide every morning is knowing that with all this covid and crashing the economy shit, the Left have set themselves up for a November Fall 10 times as big as 2016. The recriminations are going to electric.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (pIBUf)

448 >>I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.

I don't know. I'm surrounded by the little bugs and I think it's pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

449
And that leads in to Maggie Smith being catty in Evil Under The Sun.


Diana Rigg sighting!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (pNxlR)

450 Back in the old days, you'd just yoke 'em up and leave 'em out in the back 40 till they calmed down.

Posted by: Roland THTG




Them acres ain't gonna plow themselves . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (BM2fS)

451 Is it that time of the month honey?

Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (SWbVS)

452 ? It looks like about 1.2 million is a good weekly average for average Joe and menopause Mika. That seems high to me.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

453 I love the crawl saying Americans think Biden would do better with the 'rona than Trump 50-36%. Who knew 50% of America thinks hiding under your bed protects you from the Boogie Man?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (nFRLh)

454 Okay, I watched the whole thing, now where do I go to get 3:44 of my life back?

Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (RdFF+)

455 I don't eat lobster, because I know what THEY eat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (kA3Cp)

456 Something more funny and light hearted

https://tinyurl.com/wjr99xe

The MANOWAR lyrics generator

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

457 What did geotus do to the usps? I fail to understand.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)

458 361 Where was Joe? In the bottom of a bottle of Jack?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

Joe was saying, "Thank God they made us do this stupid COVID-19 Separation thing on set. I am so glad I am more than six feet away today. We are taking separate town cars home today for sure, and mine ain't going home."

Posted by: Anon at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (+0uDE)

459 She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life

Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)


yeah, it's mostly a joke about the sex really

she's doing her job for the left - and she is a true believer

people have found a deep-seeded hate for Trump that is unexplainable

But like jj said above, her father... maybe daddy complex rearing its ugly head

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (rjE57)

460 "didn't know existed". crud

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (oAY8z)

461 187 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)

Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020

I couldn't get through the clip but that scene is what popped into my head. Would like to respond with that on twitter but i would probably get banned

Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (GjufZ)

462 Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

Errrrrr... it's not Freudian. Women are "different" the morning after and most of the day. I mean they're not like this.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (pIBUf)

463 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits
====

I believe. The rot and evil radiates off of them. I can feel it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (iydjf)

464 I have to admit, the cringe factor of the vid was epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

465 What's wrong with the hair? It seems like it's a nice color-better than the bleached blonde, and the style is o.k. Some women just like to have shorter hair as they get older; It doesn't automatically mean they're lesbians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (WkPC9)

466 If Scarborough's eyes get any closer together they may merge.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (HwiWi)

467
Happy Birthday, Jane!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

468 I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical
special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster
is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was
great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

Until Smokey and the Bandit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (k/TB6)

469 I want lobster rolls now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (fIHXk)

470 What did geotus do to the usps? I fail to understand.
====

He won't give them a shit ton of money to bail them out.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (iydjf)

471 Bith be cray

Posted by: Priapism at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (2cfUo)

472 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more
high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits


Sure sure, crazy Xtian obsessed winger, you roll with that!

Posted by: antifa scum burning Bibles in Portland at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (DJFLF)

473 I do agree that besides being sexually frustrated and repressed her soul is empty. She has no means of invisible support; no faith.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (Q7dzy)

474 Happy birthday, Jane! Have fun!

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (JKNZq)

475 I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (v16oJ)

476 What is hilarious/infuriating is the Dem lie that Donny Two Scoops is suppressing the vote and rigging the election by not funding the Post Office (or whatever).

People, you DON'T need the Post Office - all you need to do is get off your ass on election day and vote.

But yeah, I get that the mail-in thing is the Dem's method to cheat and manipulate the results, so they are going ape-shit crazy because it ain't gonna happen as easily as they thought it would.

The brazen lies and untruths and fallacies in logic astound me. Are the American people genuinely this stupid, or at the leftists this batshit crazy?

Or should I simply embrace the power of 'and'?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

477 453 I love the crawl saying Americans think Biden would do better with the 'rona than Trump 50-36%. Who knew 50% of America thinks hiding under your bed protects you from the Boogie Man?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (nFRLh)

Taste the Gas Light

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (pIBUf)

478 470 What did geotus do to the usps? I fail to understand.
====

He won't give them a shit ton of money to bail them out.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (iydjf)

========

And yet, one line of defense from the left is that the USPS doesn't actually cost anything to taxpayers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (UWqZJ)

479 The worst part is that she actually believes all of that.

Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (RdFF+)

480 Funny how she can direct all her considerable wrath at PDT but not at the people who are actually responsible for all this flu bullshit getting forced on us: the Chicoms.

WTF is wrong with her that she won't do that? President Trump didn't start or cause any of this. He's followed all the advice that was given to him and did all the crazy stuff we've never ever done before during a pandemic, like quarantine healthy people. You know he certainly didn't want to crush the economy that he got going. I have no idea what else he was supposed to do.


She's nutz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)

481 Egregious displays of unhinged hysteria seem to be the thing these days. The amount of 'passion' you display is in direct correlation to how just and true your cause is.

I figure a lot of these are calculated display. It gives them social credits in their peer group.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)

482 gotta sous vide the lobster

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (oAY8z)

483 It looks like about 1.2 million is a good weekly average for average Joe and menopause Mika. That seems high to me.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020


*
*

1.2 million bedbugs, I'll warrant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (rpbg1)

484 Joe had a major meltdown on air not long ago, and Mika suggested he take time off and listen to some music.

They shouldn't be trusted around small children or pets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

485 Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief dinner in a restaurant with friends.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)


Happy Birthday!
You'll have fun and forget your worries once you sit down with friends.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (rjE57)

486 The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

Cognitive dissonance. The contradiction between their expectations is incontrovertible evidence of false beliefs, and the reality would crush their egos and prompt soul-searching and introspection if they confronted it honestly.

Their egos refuse to go quietly, and compel them to come up with ever-more outlandish justifications to try to preserve their belief structure.

Politics is an identity-level object for them. Rejecting their political beliefs is almost like death to them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (9Fy8T)

487 I forgot that her dad was Carter's guy- maybe this meltdown was triggered by Trump eclipsing Carter's Middle East Peace accord?

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

488 I don't know. I'm surrounded by the little bugs and I think it's pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw



Jim Gaffigan has some funny comments about Seafood:

https://tinyurl.com/Gaffigan-Seafood-Bit



Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)

489 'Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.'

I have not one freakin clue what the hell causes women to behave the way they do. Best to avoid them if possible.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (qpX6U)

490 It doesn't automatically mean they're lesbians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (WkPC9)

What? Who said anything about lesbians...
It's a terrible haircut, you just have to trust me. I come from a long line of hairstylists of both sexes and trendy fashionistas.
full disclosure: I'm just about to get my long luxurious mane chopped off because I'm sick of it. And I had short hair for most of the 1980 and 1990s and I ain't no muffdiver either.

Posted by: antifa scum burning Bibles in Portland at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (DJFLF)

491 Normal people call people who act like Mika, nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (jUVms)

492 Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)

I think you're correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (WkPC9)

493 422
She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life



Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

She's angry because no body listen's too her, not even Joe. So she turns the volume up.

Why won't you rubes listen "Trump is killing people!!! REEEEEE"


Hahaha, the old tricks to don't work anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (fa1mM)

494 The calls for even MOAR lockdown are squarely aimed at election day. If you can't vote from home you'll DIE( they especially want to keep the geezers home)

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (HwiWi)

495
She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life


No one RESPECTS HER AUTHORITY!

Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

496 /pantifa sock off

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (DJFLF)

497 Errrrrr... it's not Freudian. Women are "different" the morning after and most of the day. I mean they're not like this.
---
There's a special sauce in his load that makes her lady parts happy, that makes the rest of her happier

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (aO8Gd)

498 Her hair looks flat and wrong.

But her bitch face is what's really holding her back. No, wait, it's her insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (jUVms)

499 Best to avoid them if possible.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (qpX6U)

Unless I have a sex change I cannot avoid women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (WkPC9)

500 I have to admit, the cringe factor of the vid was epic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)


It's funny, I can't watch cringe compilations... people in terribly awkward situations. It makes my skin crawl.

But show me a compilation of epic fails, like people wiping out on skateboards, boat launch failures, trees that are cut and fall into the house instead of away from it... Those I can watch all day long.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12)

501 If only Mika could be more like the girl in the George Harrison video.

Posted by: Dexter Riley at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jkztu)

502 Lobster are sea scorpions with good PR. They used to be the food for prisoners


Crabs are sea spiders with good PR.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (d0WgS)

503 491 Normal people call people who act like Mika, nuts.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (jUVms)

This. We are a long way from Stoicism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)

504 Ace --

"All Things Must Pass" was HUGE in 1970--like a "Garbo Talks!" moment for George--and then by 1980 it was considered over-produced and thin.

I've liked for all of my nearly 29 years.

Posted by: moviegique at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (CcUfv)

505 Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

I think you may be on to something there.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (DJFLF)

506 gotta sous vide the lobster
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


No, actually, you don't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (S+F2a)

507 Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

----------

hahahahaha, yep.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jUVms)

508 this has been a good thread, I needed this today, after sitting through hrs of Zoom professional development mtgs

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (oAY8z)

509 Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

510 >I figure a lot of these are calculated display. It gives them social credits in their peer group.


I think they're having a contest

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (iTXRQ)

511 As my Hindi friends would say ... "Jhakaas"

Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (X5CsJ)

512 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (h1jJh)

513 What? Who said anything about lesbians...
It's a terrible haircut, you just have to trust me.

Actually, someone did, or more than one person but I cannot check the entire thread, but I'll take your word on the haircut. I don't know anything about hair styles-just that it seems o.k. to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (WkPC9)

514 Did you know that Mike Pence covered up for pedophile priests when he was Governor of Indiana?

Whoops! I'm sorry! That was Kamala Harris when she was the District Attorney in San Francisco! My bad!

(Can you imagine the media coverage if it was a Republican Vice Presidential candidate? The media don't give a shit including Fox News!)
-----------------
Kamala Harris buried investigation into predator priests, victims say
https://t.co/8fV7oz3Jyi?amp=1

Survivors of sexual abuse by Catholic clergy claim Kamala Harris did not do enough to prosecute their cases when she was San Francisco district attorney.

Victims said compared to Terence Hallinan, who was DA before Harris defeated him in the 2003 election, Harris did 'absolutely nothing.'

'It went from Terence Hallinan going hundred miles an hour, full speed ahead, after the Catholic Church to Kamala Harris doing absolutely nothing and taking it backwards hundred miles an hour,' Joey Piscitelli, a sexual assault survivor, who won a court case against his Catholic high school, told The Intercept.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 03:41 PM (FBrfY)

515
Mika needs a throw down.



A real one.



Not with little Joey.



And she needs one stat.


Break out the Sawzall with the dildo on the end and hand me the extension cord. I'm going in...

Whatever you do, whatever you may hear coming from the other side, do not under any circumstances open that door.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:41 PM (HaL55)

516 She's married to Joe Scarborough, cut her some slack people.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (nFRLh)

517 @390

Oh it would have come to America but it would have been treated like H1N1 under Obama, that is to say, nobody would have batted an eye.


There were over 1000 deaths before Obama even mentioned it.



We were in full shutdown battle stations before a single death was recorded.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (guvUn)

518 Lobster are sea scorpions with good PR. They used to be the food for prisoners

--

Sea Vultures

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (kA3Cp)

519 480
Funny how she can direct all her considerable wrath at PDT but not at
the people who are actually responsible for all this flu bullshit
getting forced on us: the Chicoms.

WTF is wrong with her that she
won't do that? President Trump didn't start or cause any of this. He's
followed all the advice that was given to him and did all the crazy
stuff we've never ever done before during a pandemic, like quarantine
healthy people. You know he certainly didn't want to crush the economy
that he got going. I have no idea what else he was supposed to do.


She's nutz.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)

The thing the Dems will never admit to is that they are selling "We can kill the corona virus if we just destroy the economy".

Everyone who is sane knows that even if we destroy the economy, viruses are gonna do what viruses do. Replicate. Let's take Fauci's example of ridding the world of HIV/Aids. Yep, didn't work.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (fa1mM)

520 Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.

Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)

521 That was like listening to my crazy neighbor who still has a "Bernie" sign in his front window and an "impeach" and "coexist" sticker on his Prius.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (h1jJh)

522 They had an in person election in Wisconsin. There was no increase in cases of the Wuflu. We've had a few more elections since then. There is no case for mandatory mail in voting.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)

523 This is well beyond "election year rhetoric" or "politics as usual." If idiot Mika believes ANYTHING that she said in that little clip, then she is indeed unbelievably stupid. Which is, of course, possible. But I suspect that was a carefully scripted propgandistic screed of the sort that any good Marxist be proud.

And, did I detect just the hint, the merest scintilla, of a Chicom accent in her voice? A Cantonese cant to her blather?

Harden yourselves. The worst is yet to come.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (cqGlW)

524 Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)

works every time

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (oAY8z)

525 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

I sometimes think Trump goes a little too far with his comments, but they certainly were mean to him and she's obviously spitting mad in her desire for vengeance. It's like the Morning show version of the "Queen of the Night" aria without singing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (WkPC9)

526
Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate
my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (88+cf)

527 gotta sous vide the lobster

Yep... waiting for the water to boil.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (4J1oK)

528 I think Antifa and BLM should do their protesting by mail.

Posted by: ///// at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (l5u9H)

529 Her Catholic father and friend of Saint John Paul II the Great would be so proud of her.

Posted by: Eve at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (L5yo0)

530 522 They had an in person election in Wisconsin. There was no increase in cases of the Wuflu. We've had a few more elections since then. There is no case for mandatory mail in voting.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)

==========

"Um...yes there is..."
-Democrats, TOTALLY confident in the public polls

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (UWqZJ)

531 No one RESPECTS HER AUTHORITY!



Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.


I forgot all about that. That's what got her going. I bet she hears that in her empty head about every 15 seconds or so. The echo would drive anyone crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (HaL55)

532 Anyone who thinks that someone in her position isn't having excessive amounts of sex every day is deeply ignorant of celebrity and media culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

533 The teen kids of one of our best friends were both deathly ill with Barry's H1N1. I believe the number of infected Americans reached 59,000,000.

Anyone remember the media's breathless reporting?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

534 Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020


*
*

Jane, when I cracked a foot bone in September of '16, I had to limp around on crutches with one of those boot things on. I could drive -- it was my left foot that bit the dust -- and I wasn't in real pain like you've been. But I definitely hated gimping along everywhere I went.

We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (rpbg1)

535 331
Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's
muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief
dinner in a restaurant with friends.


have fun, stay safe, and don't forget that you can decorate your face shield.

Posted by: Dr. Birx at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (sGtp+)

536

MY PUSSY IS FULL OF EELS! EXPLODE MY HOVERCRAFT WITH DELIGHT!

Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)

537 Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM


And some street cred.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (4J1oK)

538 After listening to Mike Breznevsky, Trump decided to kill the coronavirus with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (h1jJh)

539 Happy Birthday Jane. Always enjoy reading your posts.

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (+ya+t)

540 They really are obsessed with Trump.

And in a field of hundreds of Dem operatives disquised as "Reporters" that's a difficult task.

And Mike and her boyfriends really do take the obsessive cake.

And they say such obviously untrue things that can only be fake and/or subjective.

Only in this atmosphere of the last 4 years could they still be working.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (LyEz9)

541 I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits

**********************

Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.

I believe every word of it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

It's not that unusual. It's an ancient Navajo belief from before recorded history.

There was a class of demon called a skin-walker, which had been a sorcerer in life. In its unlife, it sought prominent members of society for victims, wore them like a suit, and used them to get into human society and cause mischief.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (9Fy8T)

542
America's Trashiest Wine Aunt ... LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (pNxlR)

543 But I do agree with an earlier thought that she no doubt heard her whole life how unpossible MidEast peace was and viola, her Babayega delivered. Has to be a worldview crusher.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (nFRLh)

544 She's married to Joe Scarborough, cut her some slack people.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (nFRLh)

She punches him in the head all the time.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (88+cf)

545 The WHITE zone is for loading and unloading only.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

546 Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020


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Just picture yourself like Gene Barry in Bat Masterson. A cane can be cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)

547
The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)






Funny thing is, there's plenty of sane criticism that's possible against Trump from the left, but the commies go all-in on the cray-cray batshit insanity instead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (EGyGV)

548 We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45


Those were cool. Had to ride those when I broke my hip in '98.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (4J1oK)

549 You wanna feel really old, try dragging around an oxygen tank.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (JKNZq)

550 I'm not watching or reading all the comments at this point. So what is she bitching about?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (UUBmN)

551 Actually, someone did, or more than one person but I cannot check the entire thread,
Oh, I came in late and didn't read all the comments. I'd wondered if anyone had noticed her "do".


Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

552 She is not an example of someone drinking the Kool-Aid; she is brewing it. Just hard to tell whether it is from sheer stupidity, or due to some darker force. I'm suspecting the latter; she's stupid, but no one could be quite THAT stupid.
I actually feel a little sorry for the poor saps on her "panel" that had to sit and listen to it (didn't they look embarrassed to you?) - and, to protect the little fee they collect for appearing, even have to refrain from laughing as she piddles herself.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (/sTHK)

553 That is one seriously disturbed woman who needs to seek professional help dealing with her anger issues.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (JUOKG)

554 Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)

What possessed you to actually enter that and press 'Post?'

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

555
She punches him in the head all the time.


Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (88+cf)


So *that's* how he got the dent!

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (DJFLF)

556 Is Joe still doing the rock videos?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

557 550
I'm not watching or reading all the comments at this point. So what is she bitching about?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (UUBmN)


ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!

Posted by: MIKA at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (fa1mM)

558 It is obvious that this bitch and the rest of her network haven't cross examined a single "fact" in years....Charlottesville....children in cages....


I repeat: "who bitch dis is?"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (h1jJh)

559 Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

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hahahahaha, yep.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jUVms)


Trump knows how to Twitter Shiv.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (rjE57)

560 FUCK you, MIKA! You adulterer, sleaze bag liar.

Posted by: Fred Garvin at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (e5/N+)

561 MY PUSSY IS FULL OF EELS! EXPLODE MY HOVERCRAFT WITH DELIGHT!
Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)
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"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (UAMe5)

562 We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45


Those were cool. Had to ride those when I broke my hip in '98.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020


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*

Sitting down among all the tall walking humans made me feel the way I did as a child at the store, surrounded by all these giants towering over me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (rpbg1)

563 I could not watch it to the end.

Posted by: idlan at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (FOOiW)

564
Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)


Cramps worse than usual?

** Bang! Zoom! To the Moon! **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

565 Dead interns aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't squeeze your balls at all
Dead interns aren't much fun

Posted by: doctor demento at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (an7Mv)

566 Welp, along the lines of Mika's rant relayed by Twatter, occasionally you do see something humorous in that swamp.

The username "dadbodsrising" got a chuckle out of me. And the best of all (although it no longer seems to be active) was "metricbuttload @standardbuttload".

Carry on.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZSK0i)

567

How embarrassing for normal women to watch. She is a stereotype of a shrieking wench.

I know some women will be watching her with tears in their eyes. But most normal women, if they watched this have got to be wondering wth is wrong with her.

I bet most would say menopause.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (rjE57)

568 She'd boil PDT's bunny rabbit, if PDT had a bunny rabbit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (HaL55)

569 You don't say.

@JohnWHuber

A hint in Clinesmith plea. Durham could have indicted on 18 USC 1519, destruction of federal investigative records, which attracts a 20 year max sentence. Instead the plea is to a 1001 "false statements" charge, only 5 years. Suggests Crossfire's main FBI lawyer is cooperating

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

570
I couldn't finish watching it.

She's like a freshly caught crappie, flopping on the dock.

It's really just pathetic.

And to think a corporation pays her good money to act that way.

Thinking of Oregon Muse's earlier post about supernatural may be something. Cuz Mika has melted.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (sy5kK)

571 MY PUSSY IS FULL OF EELS! EXPLODE MY HOVERCRAFT WITH DELIGHT!


Funnier in the original Hungarian:

"My hovercraft is full of eels"
"My nipples explode with delight"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (ZSK0i)

572 It is obvious that this bitch and the rest of her network haven't cross examined a single "fact" in years....Charlottesville....children in cages....

This is the other piece of the puzzle. IN addition to virtue signalling, needing to justify their reaction, and trying to stir up their crazies, there's another factor.

They live in triple layered titanium bubbles where certain positions are introduced and never refuted, questioned, or examined. They hold to exploded nonsense like a security blanket and repeat it when ever any topic comes up about the President as if someone pushed their secret crotch button

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

573 >> It's muh birfday

Happy Birthday, Jane. I'm sure your husband will wash his feet before entering your tent.

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (o2vOl)

574 Noodus GAINZZZ

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1)

575 569 You don't say.

@JohnWHuber

A hint in Clinesmith plea. Durham could have indicted on 18 USC 1519, destruction of federal investigative records, which attracts a 20 year max sentence. Instead the plea is to a 1001 "false statements" charge, only 5 years. Suggests Crossfire's main FBI lawyer is cooperating
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

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I called that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)

576 NOOD!!!

Gainzzzzzz.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

577 I could not watch it to the end.


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She went on to chastise Mitch McConnel (but no Democrats are to blame for anything you see). Then she suggested that those who had loved ones who died should take some legal action against Trump for killing them. It was deranged.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (h1jJh)

578 If media fact checks were real...

Posted by: Gilded Age II: fake science, fake news, RINO palooza, corruption madhouse at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (BRkq2)

579 421


What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)



He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout
bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten
behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any
chance for universal mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)


Orange Man Bad seems to play this game better than the professionals.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (p+DZD)

580 3 minutes of hate (or faux righteous indignation?).

Posted by: Allears at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (qf5X8)

581 Every time translation comes up I can't help but think of the hilarious Spanish translator on Blackadder

https://youtu.be/UveSVcz18R0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

582
Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate
my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (88+cf)






Plus, you get to swat the neighborhood kids when the little demons get within striking distance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)

583 She sounds like my 24-yr-old daughter, who's on a constant diet of dopey memes and Vox, except my daughter has the benefit of being young and stupid.

Mika lays out her case for:
1. Payoff to porn star -- Pre-term. Unwholesome but not illegal
2. Russia lies -- hoax by media and previous admin
3. Racism in Charlottesville -- media hoax
4. Racism across the board -- Lie with zero evidence
5. Children in cages -- hoax by media and previous admin
6. Conspiracy theories -- Speaking glibly is not a conspiracy

No wonder liberals are so crazed. Believing all this shit to be true would make anyone nuts.

Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (gS3OW)

584
Just picture yourself like Gene Barry in Bat Masterson. A cane can be cool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)


A Bat Masterson reference! Excellent.

Little kid LCD really liked that show. Black ampersand White TV at it's finest. Bat showed how to be classy, and you're right - that cane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (sy5kK)

585 My mom loved Bat Masterson.

The real guy was actually a lot like that. He was a dude... that nobody messed with. Not just because he was Wyatt Earp's friend but because he personally was deadly as hell.

But he tended to solve problems without violence where Wyatt would just charge up and pistolwhip someone and drag them off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

586 260 I forget what the numbers look like, but apparently if you survey enough women, some percentage of them have rape fantasies. A percentage much higher than one might expect.
===========

In fact, I once dated a woman who said that was one of her fantasies. So, I tied her to the bed and did her harshly, then left her there for a while.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (JNTt1)

587 HOLY FUCK !!!! she has aged Fucking horribly ! YIKES !!! & FUCKING NUTS

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (1Dmt5)

588 Mika, you ignorant slut.

She is a stupid and evil woman. A bad combination.

Posted by: alecthemad at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (j2PNK)

589 480 Or the Actual American Government who sent the Wuhan virus TO China for outlawed domestic research in 2015: Barack Obama and Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (ABuva)

590 There comes a time, when 'know-nothing C@nt' just doesn't say it....

Hey Mika! - the planes are now flying - you can leave any time your tantrum ends....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (9ks3L)

591 That's as bad as damn hysterical and over-the-top as I've ever seen in my life on TV. TDS eleventy 11!11!

Posted by: oddnot at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (YIHot)

592 Mika's another case of Dunning-Kruger.

Of course, that's typical for the Journalist Class.

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 14, 2020 04:13 PM (SXIn9)

593 591 That's as bad as damn hysterical and over-the-top as I've ever seen in my life on TV. TDS eleventy 11!11!
Posted by: oddnot at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (YIHot)

My older brother sent me a link to some FB group 'Republicans against Donald Trump' and commented "See...?"

Group barely has 10k members (lame for a 'Major' FB group), and its cucks all the way down.

Commented to the brother - they can leave any time they like and go to the Jackasses.

He commented - "We don't want them..." Sure, they got all the loons, commies, snowflakes, and freaks, no need to import more....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (9ks3L)

594 That face gonna fall off!

Posted by: Texican ette at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (gou4q)

595 504 Ace --

"All Things Must Pass" was HUGE in 1970--like a "Garbo Talks!" moment for George--and then by 1980 it was considered over-produced and thin.

I've liked for all of my nearly 29 years.

I still think it is the best post-Beatles album by any of them with the possible exception of Plastic Ono Band. I listen to it all the time.

Posted by: Happy at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (GHaZw)

596 That little boy who was shot in the head by a neighbor? Libs discovered the story being passed around and are already "warning" people about how Trump and white supremacists are going to "politicize" it.

A good friend passed on the message and I blew up about it and asked if it's safe to criticize the choice of Kamala Harris for VP or is that verboten. I guess I took it too far by following the link back and commenting to the original poster "You and your friend already politicized it, as did our mutual friend who shared it. Congrats."

As a result, a friend of 20+ years "unfriended" me on Facebook and hasn't returned my phone message.

I don't want to apologize because I was polite when she advocated for universal healthcare, gay marriage in the Methodist church, and everything else. I'm done. Guess I'll rot in hell.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (/+bwe)

597
All that ventilating---the end stage of Lak a Nuki Fever. Scarborough is not up to the job these days--his squaw is on the warpath.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (NVDjf)

598 I'm just trying to get some ranch...

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (6MoD2)

599 Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (9ks3L)
*********
Now ask yourself why would the DemonTARDS be acting like this?? They know what they did BETTER than anyone else & they know that Trump knows

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (1Dmt5)

600 Also, is this the best Joe can do?
He couldn't find another tasty young intern to get his dick wet, he had to MARRY this haggard, bird-faced harpy?



Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (6MoD2)

601 Mental patient

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (oOH48)

602
Where is Paolo...STAT..that is BAT shit Cray Cray....OMG.

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:07 PM (5IHGB)

603
MICA is that when you like eating shit?

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:11 PM (5IHGB)

604 I'm debarreled and 3 times as strong,watch it Muka's it could be Covid 69 !!!

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:13 PM (5IHGB)

605
I'm Free,free at last....$19.99 @ Walmart.

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:14 PM (5IHGB)

606
The Horde has missed my best work this last week,send $ 13,97 for the Tapes from F-Tel order now and get 3,567 Others FREE.
The Barrel is spacious but smelly,I know who was here last,the bugger that fingered me @ the Library readings.

Posted by: Saf at August 14, 2020 05:17 PM (5IHGB)

607 Chill that bitch out!
Tell that bitch to chill!

Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 05:29 PM (IU8aO)

608 I wanted to listen to Mika's rant but about 10 seconds of her bitchy voice was all I could take.

Posted by: rwven at August 14, 2020 05:41 PM (p+cQB)

609 And all because Trump said she'd had a bad face lift.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at August 14, 2020 06:18 PM (xZjSg)

610 So how old is she and is she going through menopause?

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at August 14, 2020 06:20 PM (xZjSg)

611 The voting registrar shows Mika still living with ex James Hoffer just outside of Tuckahoe, NY.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 15, 2020 12:03 AM (SH7Tr)

612 And cut...

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 15, 2020 12:23 AM (uD/E1)

613 What is Joe supposed to do with her? Bring a jackhammer, two bottles of Sauvignon Blanc and a handful of Mexican quaaludes to the master suite every other night?

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at August 16, 2020 08:59 AM (QPfuu)

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