Quarantine Cafe: The Six Million Dollar Man Edition

Classic opening of the Six Million Dollar Man tv show.

Opening of one of the first Six Million Dollar Man tv movies, which is similar to, but different than, the opening of the series that followed.

Here's a short video about Steve Austin's flight from a novel called "Cyborg" to the TV screen.

Opening of The Bionic Woman spin-off.

Here's the actual footage of the experimental lifting body prototype shown flying, and then crashing, in the Six Million Dollar Man opening.

The lifting body is the Northrop M2-F2.

The actual pilot was Bruce Peterson, who was, yes, "seriously injured" in that crash. In fact, he lost an eye (as Steve Austin did). However, he otherwise recovered after a long hospitalization.

Brief bit from Steve Austin's fight with Bigfoot. Because it was too unbelievable for the show to feature an actual Sasquatch, they made their Bigfoot a bionic robot created by space aliens to scare people away from their hidden base.

No really, that's the plot as I remember it. I'm only guessing at the "to scare people away" part, but what else could it be?

Although most people know that Andre the Giant played Bigfoot (the Alien Robot) in the first of the Bigfoot appearances, he was replaced by Ted Cassidy -- Lurch from the Adams Family -- for the next two appearances.

That's a lot of episodes with an alien Bigfoot robot.

One episode of an alien Bigfoot robot is a lot of episodes with an alien Bigfoot robot, actually.

Steve Austin punches special guest villain John Saxon in the face, and makes a horrifying discovery.

More of Steve Austin's and Jamie Summers' fights with the robots and their female variations, the "Fembots."

Steve Austin once Pulled a Marvel and had to fight someone with the exact same powers as himself. Here's Austin vs. The Seven Million Dollar Man. I think he cost a bit more because both of his arms were bionic.

Jamie Summers had a bionic dog. I think he might have been an earlier experimental effort for bionic implants. He was called Maximillian. Because he only cost a million dollars.

Were all the bionic experiments coded by cost? I guess so.

A compilation of the various bionic characters.

Scene from a Steve Austin/Jamie Summers reunion movie in 1987.

There were three reunion movies. The second one set up a Bionic Girl. The girl was played by pre-Speed Sandra Bullock.

Overview of the Six Million Dollar Man toy line.

Sold separately: Steve's space capsule/bionics operating theater.

Mattel crapped out this Six Million Dollar Man ripoff, "Pulsar Man."

This wasn't a Bionic Man figure, but I wanted to get one, because Steve had so few enemies: "The Incredible Dr. Steel," either a friend or foe to the GI Joe competitor "Big Jim."

Footage from an unaired pilot, The Bionic Fox.

Posted by: Ace at 07:58 PM

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1 Former Vice President Joe Biden called for a nationwide mask mandate to fight the spread of coronavirus.
Appearing with his running mate, Sen. Kamala Harris, Biden drew a sharp contrast with President Donald Trump, who opposes mask mandates and rarely wears one himself.
"It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iTXRQ)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2020 07:59 PM (arJlL)

3 And the bats continue to be represented.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 13, 2020 08:00 PM (gtatv)

4 1
Former Vice President Joe Biden called for a nationwide mask mandate to fight the spread of coronavirus.

Appearing with his running mate, Sen. Kamala Harris, Biden drew a
sharp contrast with President Donald Trump, who opposes mask mandates
and rarely wears one himself.

"It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.

Did you notice that when he was making that call to action, he wasn't wearing a mask?

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 08:00 PM (v16oJ)

5 This will quickly devolve into whether or not Lindsey Wagner was hot.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:01 PM (XTyi0)

6 loved that franchise as a kid

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (J8nVw)

7 terp tern.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (XTyi0)

8 Hi.
Is this "Bat Me" the number one bat dating site on the web?

No?

Dammit, I knew I should have downloaded the app.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (luzVb)

9 Kamala blow you long time!

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (nnf6G)

10 I prefer posts with themes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (LBf6o)

11 Made the claim Joe did it would save 40,000 lives with his 3 month mask mandate

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (OjZpE)

12 What does the Bionic Fox say?

Posted by: Mookie at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (3vIkC)

13 If they had cast Bruce Jenner as the hero, it would have been called The $6 Million Trans.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (HEEq1)

14 I prefer posts with themes.
Posted by: Dr Spank

Hillary prefers themes with bollards.

Posted by: JT at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (arJlL)

15 But UAE making peace with Israel was all due to Baracky and Biden. Yep.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (nnf6G)

16 also whenever Steve Austin looked at something far away, his bionic eye made that cool sound effect

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ)

17 The weirdest thing was Jamie Sommerls bionic ear.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (XTyi0)

18 Wait...no bats? What kinda joint is this cafe?

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (ONvIw)

19 I was hoping for bats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

20 SMDM was my absolute favorite show in my childhood. I think I had all the toys, moonbase and everything.

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (rZvJz)

21 I certainly hope the makers of Astro Boy -- the 1950s Japanese cartoon -- sued and won. Total ripoff.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (HEEq1)

22 Meerkats?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

23 I don't remember any episodes of the six million dollar man of him having sexual relations.......

Wonder if he lost his red rocket in the crash.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Z+IKu)

24 The Six Million Dollar Man used to come on the tube Sunday night. I made sure I was done with my weekly bath in time to watch it before bed.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (U2zca)

25 "It's not about your rights."

That's what Xi said.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (Ndje9)

26 so Joe's Handlers™ believe forcing Americans to wear masks is a winning issue

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (iTXRQ)

27 I watched the 6 million dollar man show as a kid, see it a couple times recently but no memory of a robot Sasquatch

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (OjZpE)

28 That is a cool opening of Six Million Dollar Man. Nostalgia. Makes me wanna watch it. But here is what bugs me, in order to run like he does - 60 mi/hr or whatever it is that his new bionic legs allow , he has to have the heart and lungs that support it. But did they replace his heart and lungs ?

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

29 Bruce A. Peterson's NASA biography

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5tmnhf

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Tbqz4)

30 Six million dollars nowadays won't get you much. Maybe some bionic nuts.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Tnijr)

31 It's not about your rights. Yeah, that's presidential. This is day 2 folks.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (nFRLh)

32 All 'Bots, No Bats!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

33 But doc. What about...down there. Is it, okay?

Sorry Steve. We only had six million.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (WvQcX)

34 "It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.

First time I've ever heard a Dem talking about responsibilities.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (SchxB)

35 >>>28 That is a cool opening of Six Million Dollar Man. Nostalgia. Makes me wanna watch it. But here is what bugs me, in order to run like he does - 60 mi/hr or whatever it is that his new bionic legs allow , he has to have the heart and lungs that support it. But did they replace his heart and lungs ?

no. I suppose they run on electricity or something.

They also didn't give him a bionic spine -- so how is he lifting huge weights over his head?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (PbpT7)

36 12
Made the claim Joe did it would save 40,000 lives with his 3 month mask mandate

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 08:02 PM (OjZpE)

Masks save no lives. Insofar as they "work", they merely postpone the inevitable spread. Better to get it over with and get on with life. But that would mean allowing people to live their lives as they see fit and, well, we can't have that now can we?

Posted by: Mookie at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (3vIkC)

37 >>>32 All 'Bots, No Bats!

it's in there

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

38 Watching a Neil Young documentary of him playing a gig back in his Canadian home town. He really is a cunt.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (nnf6G)

39 Tucker once again spot on tonight.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (7ZQe3)

40 no. I suppose they run on electricity or something.

They also didn't give him a bionic spine -- so how is he lifting huge weights over his head?

==

exacty. there is not way he can run 60 mi hr and not die.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

41 Where are the neat bats?

Posted by: empire 1 at August 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Irg/U)

42 It's not about your rights, comrade.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at August 13, 2020 08:07 PM (EgshT)

43 33
But doc. What about...down there. Is it, okay?

Sorry Steve. We only had six million.

Faster....stronger...bigger!

Posted by: Mookie at August 13, 2020 08:07 PM (3vIkC)

44 Lindsey Wagner was hot.

Also, my wife named her oldest daughter Lindsey because of this show.

There is no correlation here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 08:07 PM (3H9h1)

45 Tetsuwon Atom, the boy was a complete android.

Not a cyborg which is a human with mechanical parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:07 PM (Tbqz4)

46 37 >>>32 All 'Bots, No Bats!

it's in there
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (PbpT7

I figured as much. You ole pushover you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:07 PM (WvQcX)

47 There's also a thing I saw about the physics of Godzilla.

In order for a creature that big to move fast it's thigh muscles would combust.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (XTyi0)

48 Sheez yall are a little late to refute the science in SMDM. It just is ok?

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)

49 Big Jim and his muscle pup buddies go on all kinds of adventures!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

50 his legs are not electric, where would the source of energy be ?

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

51 Was Steve Austin Batman?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (ja/kn)

52 Some of the earlier seasons of The Venture Bros. was pretty funny with Steve Austin going off the grid and taking Bigfoot as his life-partner.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (8B6Ng)

53 No bats, no peace !

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Re9MM)

54 I had the Bionic Fox action figure

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (vd8XM)

55 We're getting National Health in the US. Basic Income, too.

The corona virus probably won't kill a million, but it will sicken many millions with the "long CoVID" effect. They're going to be fatigued and not able to work the jobs they used to. They are also going to have ravaged internal organs. Guess how they vote.

By "they" I of course mean "you", for a lot of you. Because you're not taking precautions and are rather vocal about it. So you'll catch it, and as Twain's Jim character said about cornpone, so will follow your 'pinions.

So: NHS for America, and UBI. Taxes will go up too.

Prepare yourselves.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

56 Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (PbpT7)

nanobots

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (J8nVw)

57 Bionic woman, that wrap her legs around you is definitely for a long time. And yes, she was hot.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (nFRLh)

58 Guys! He was The Six Million Dollar Man! He can DO all this stuff!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)

59 Bionic eye - yes
Bionic ear - yes

(Never talked about bionic penis - also ok)

But bionic legs ? no

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

60 Can't believe you didn't mention the Soviet Venus space episode. I think that one episode had 10x the viewers of the top rated show of today.

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (rZvJz)

61 so toilet hobo be voting biden/kameltoe ?

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (Re9MM)

62 I loved Bionic Fox!

Watched most episodes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (WvQcX)

63

exacty. there is not way he can run 60 mi hr and not die.

He doesn't run fast, he just slows every one else down.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (luzVb)

64 They also didn't give him a bionic spine -- so how is he lifting huge weights over his head?

I remember as a kid wondering how he could ride in a helicopter, as he often did, when he was also able to drag one down with his bionic arm while standing in an open space (i.e. not bracing against anything to pull).

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (2lndx)

65 Did Ted Cassidy Bigfoot carry a knife?

Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (RuIsu)

66 Not sure which cable channel but it shows up on one of them, probably the same as Wonder Woman which I have seen maybe a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (OjZpE)

67 Oh sure, bring facts to ruin my childhood...poopyheads!

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (/6GbT)

68 Steve's legs were nuclear wessels

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (nFRLh)

69 Just relax and think of your mask as prep for the gulags.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)

70 I just seethed with jealousy that Farrah's name at the time was Fawcett-Majors and not Fawcett-Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (q2K0j)

71 Masamune Shirow in one of the Ghost in the Shell manga issues had this little scribble in the margins explaining this whole problem of just a few bionic parts.

So see this chibi Batou trying to lift like Steve Austin so the bionic part of his arm separates from the rest of him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (Tbqz4)

72 If masks work, why aren't they working in Hawaii? It's an island, they have a strict mask wearing law and they are also mostly locked down and isolated. Same thing in New Zealand. Where are the double blind studies that show the usefulness of masks and social distancing?

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (JKNZq)

73 Tucker talking about the mess in big cities. But who cares. It's what they voted for. It's what they want.

Embrace the suck!

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (7ZQe3)

74 "So you'll catch it, and as Twain's Jim character said about cornpone, so will follow your 'pinions. "

Cornpone was a bad dude!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (Tnijr)

75 Did Ted Cassidy Bigfoot carry a knife?
Posted by: klaftern

No, but Jack Cassidy did

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (vd8XM)

76 >I remember as a kid wondering how he could ...
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

because the script called for it
just embrace the magic

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)

77 Speaking of which: If you've never seen "Chargeman Ken!", the early '70s Japanese kids TV show, it is a hoot-and-a-half.

It's basically the WORST animated show of all time, with about one frame every four or five seconds, and the same images recycled over and over and over, not just from episode to episode, but even within episodes. There is essentially ZERO character development, and no explanation o the setup. From what one can discern, Ken and his sister and pet alien live on Mars or somewhere like that, and every episode these tentacle-aliens show up about 90 seconds in, and Ken then "charges" up, gains the ability to fly, then does a bunch of jiu-jitsu moves and shoots the aliens dead with his raygun. The exact same shooting scene and exact same aliens in every episode.

It's entertaining in the "I can't believe this is even real" way.

Chargeman Ken!. Look for it.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (HEEq1)

78 Darn you, ace. Despite having a 6 million dollar man doll as a kid (similar to a G.I. Joe doll with a kung fu grip), the 6 million $ man show was on Wednesday nights. Same night as my CCD classes. Hence, I never got to see any of the episodes.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (amQo5)

79 All I know is Lee Majors played Bruce Campbell's dad in the Evil Dead teevee series that was way too short lived.

Perfect casting.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (hku12)

80 Ah bionic fox can fly!

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (ONvIw)

81
I recall that in the TV pilot movie, Steve Austin had James Bond type sex with some femme fatale, on board a yacht. Afterwards, he tore through the hull of the boat to leave, maybe they locked him in or something. "Sorry I had to annihilate your porthole" he said as he exited. It was a little surprising in 1976.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (xvAxW)

82 Bloodshot is basically Bionic Vin Diesel
spoiler: does not run on diesel

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (J8nVw)

83 the train/wheelchair/cop link didn't work zombie, got another one ?

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (Re9MM)

84 I remember this one episode where Steve had to carve a canoe out of a fallen tree with his bionic hand, and he hooked a wire to metal pole to take the heat off.

I had a Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (ZfRYq)

85
The 6 Million Dollar Man. For another few hundred million you an get three more as GOP delegates...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (s2VJv)

86 no. I suppose they run on electricity or something.

They also didn't give him a bionic spine -- so how is he lifting huge weights over his head?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM (PbpT7)

-------

8 year old me didn't care.

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (rZvJz)

87 In order for a creature that big to move fast it's thigh muscles would combust.

Need to watch one of the later Japanese movies where Gojira's nuclear core goes into meltdown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (Tbqz4)

88 Mask shaming is good!

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (EgshT)

89 Hobo be full of shit in the vernacular of the day. This new "long term" effect of the 'rona is just more gaslighting.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (nFRLh)

90 78 Darn you, ace. Despite having a 6 million dollar man doll as a kid (similar to a G.I. Joe doll with a kung fu grip), the 6 million $ man show was on Wednesday nights. Same night as my CCD classes. Hence, I never got to see any of the episodes.
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (amQo5)

IT"S NOT A DOLL IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE!!!!

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)

91 They also didn't give him a bionic spine -- so how is he lifting huge weights over his head?

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:05 PM

My BIL kinda has a bionic spine. His L1-L3 vertebrae are made of titanium. (He had testicular cancer that migrated to his spine, literally ate away at the bone.) We call him the Six Million Dollar Man.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (mNhhD)

92 Speaking of the bionics, Ace's sidebar link to the Logan's Run backstory mentions Farrah and Lindsey Wagner. I like Logan's Run and the backstory is interesting.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (AiZBA)

93 IronMan points and laughs because technology, baby.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (39yhn)

94
8 year old me didn't care.
Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2020 08:12 PM (rZvJz)

Yeah, but how did you feel about the UAE -Israel deal?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (WvQcX)

95 Then there was the Bionic Baby:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5hwg2dr

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (SchxB)

96 I wish I had the Six Million Dollar Man's mechanical dick. I would never leave the house. Plus it would double as a screw driver, can opener and skeleton key.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (JOV35)

97 5
This will quickly devolve into whether or not Lindsey Wagner was hot.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:01 PM (XTyi0)

-----------------------------------------
Actually, she still is. Like a fine wine.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (+3rQF)

98 Watching “Gretel and Hansel” because the previews looked like eye candy. It is gorgeously filmed with a creepy pagan atmosphere, but lacking something. I’m about midway through.

Oh, and it’s an old European folk tale but there’s color-blind casting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

99 That is more than I ever wanted to know about the Six Million Dollar Man. But it was good 70s era entertainment, without any preachy lectures.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (KnJdm)

100 Chargeman Ken is Japan's answer to Clutch Cargo and Johnny Quest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (Tbqz4)

101 Holy shit -- that's a LOT of research for one post, Ace.

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

102 The crazy legs were great, of course, and the NSA spy-eye groovy, but only one bionic arm? Would two have made it the "6.25 Million dollar dude"? Wasn't in budget? Fuck.

Luckily, Robocop fixed that issue. "Lose the arm." Like a boss, little Ferrer!

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (U2zca)

103 I had a Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox.

I looked at the world of the 70's through "bionic eye" embedded in The Steve Austin action figure's head.

Wish I could see the world that way again.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (luzVb)

104 I figure in 5 years my new exoskeleton will have me back to my 20 year old self.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (39yhn)

105 98 Watching Gretel and Hansel because the previews looked like eye candy.

==

Eris, is is gross or just creepy?

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (J8nVw)

106 Logan's Run was released a year before Star Wars.

Watch the two back to back.

Whatever else about Lucas, he was a genius when it came to getting FX on camera.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (ZfRYq)

107 I laugh at Jamie Sommers, "Tennis Pro."

I played, at the time, and it was obvious she was doing good just make contact with the ball.

Which was sort of sad, because, at the time, tennis was huge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (WEBkv)

108 Lindsey Wagner.

Farrah Fawcett

Lynda Carter

My childhood was...memorable

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (WvQcX)

109 Did Ted Cassidy Bigfoot carry a knife?
by: klaftern

Pretty sure it was Andre the Giant.

Plus, Lee Majors is reported to have cut a WIDE swath through Hollywood Starlets. Wide.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (nnf6G)

110 96
I wish I had the Six Million Dollar Man's mechanical dick. I would never
leave the house. Plus it would double as a screw driver, can opener and
skeleton key.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (JOV35)

------------------------------------------
I hear his wife left him for Inspector Gadget.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (+3rQF)

111 1 Former Vice President Joe Biden called for a nationwide mask mandate to fight the spread of coronavirus.
Appearing with his running mate, Sen. Kamala Harris, Biden drew a sharp contrast with President Donald Trump, who opposes mask mandates and rarely wears one himself.
"It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iTXRQ)

Does that include the added suicides, bankruptcies, divorces, and domestic violence?

Fuck You, Joe. Fuck You.

You are as American as Mao Tsetung and XiNN.

You traitor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

112 "96 I wish I had the Six Million Dollar Man's mechanical dick. I would never leave the house. Plus it would double as a screw driver, can opener and skeleton key.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (JOV35)"

I also wanted to add another angle with all this work at home stuff.

"Honey, can you fix this table?"

"Sure dear, I'll be right there".

*zip*

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 08:16 PM (JOV35)

113 Steven Austin, "excuse me while I whip this out!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (Tbqz4)

114 100 Chargeman Ken is Japan's answer to Clutch Cargo and Johnny Quest.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Clutch Cargo is like a masterpiece compared to Chargeman Ken! At least Clutch and Spinner had empathy, and emotions. Chargeman Ken just kills first and doesn't even ask questions later. He's particularly murderous for a 10-year-old boy. And clutch's mouth MOVED! No part of Chargeman Ken's body ever moves, even when he's moving.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (HEEq1)

115 "Say, if we made Steve Austin into a Maoist quadriplegic bi-sexual Samoan/Eskimo princess with bulimia and an emotional support gekko, we might actually have something here..."

Posted by: Marvel, DC, Hollywood. etc. at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (Ndje9)

116 I just seethed with jealousy that Farrah's name at the time was Fawcett-Majors and not Fawcett-Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 08:10 PM (q2K0j)

Yup.......I had forgotten that she was in "Logan's Run" until I saw a clip of her as the receptionist in the plastic surgeon's office.

She was a good looking lady.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (Z+IKu)

117 Lee Majors always looked kind of tired. Now I know why.

Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (RuIsu)

118 I had an Oscar Goldman action figure. It sat behind a desk.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (nnf6G)

119 Actually, she still is. Like a fine wine.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (+3rQF)
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Lindsay did a couple of episodes of "Warehouse 13" and still looked good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (WEBkv)

120 Just saw on Luciano. Joe and the Ho! I'm so stealing that

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (7ZQe3)

121 Eris, is is gross or just creepy?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (J8nVw)
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So far just creepy, but I mean she eats children. It's gonna get sporty soon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2020 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

122 No, Wuflu is causing damn few long term problems. I know they keep hacking on this, but it's just not true. Long term lung issues? No problems working from home. It's more of the same BS

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

123 Hey, Ben Had. Follow the link in my nic for info on my book. I officially announce its availability on Saturday, but everything is ready to go now.

If you prefer ebooks and use Smashwords, you can use the coupon code GA68H for half off. As can everyone else here.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:18 PM (2lndx)

124 Big Jim and his muscle pup buddies go on all kinds of adventures!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

Former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:18 PM (t+qrx)

125 Bionic Dog ruined it for Bionic Fox. People just ended up saying, "Sure, it's plausible drama, but not that plausible. It simply jumped the Bionic Shark."

And that was that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 08:18 PM (HhXSr)

126 So far just creepy, but I mean she eats children. It's gonna get sporty soon.

Bugs Bunny in a whisper, "run for your lives children for she intends to eat you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:19 PM (Tbqz4)

127
exacty. there is not way he can run 60 mi hr and not die.

He doesn't run fast, he just slows every one else down.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (luzVb)

"No, man, I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

128 If you EVER wanted proof that the Ace of Spades Demographic is American males born between 1962 and 1972, this post is it. Who else has fond memories of Steve Austin? Only boys of that age. Ace, you just tipped your hand -- and the hands of all your readers!

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 08:19 PM (HEEq1)

129 Lindsey Wagner.

Farrah Fawcett

Lynda Carter

My childhood was...memorable
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM

I once rang up Lynda Carter's order at a bookstore in Montgomery Mall (back when she lived in Potomac, late 80's). She was tiny and dark and shriveled-looking, very different from TV. She was waiting to be gushed over. Didn't happen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (mNhhD)

130 Farrah Fawcett.

The nipples heard round the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (WvQcX)

131 Zombie what does your love of Clutch Cargo say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (Tbqz4)

132 Best thing about Bionic Man? Farah Fawcett.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (HhXSr)

133 Where's the bat?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)

134 Yup.......I had forgotten that she was in "Logan's Run" until I saw a clip of her as the receptionist in the plastic surgeon's office.

She was a good looking lady.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (Z+IKu)

How could you forget NEW YOU secretary ? Kidding. Very forgettable.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

135 Stephen Price Blair, I gotta have a copy that I can hold in my hand. I will have one for you to autograph at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (39yhn)

136 This will quickly devolve into whether or not Lindsey Wagner was hot./i]

She was realistically hot. Like someone I could actually meet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

137 Who here among us hasn't run going "duh-duh-DUH-duh" to increase our speed?

Who hasn't squinted and gone "DOO-doo-doo-doo" to improve our vision?

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (ZfRYq)

138 What is The Six Million Dollar Man, adjusted for inflation? In today's dollars, of course...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (ejsiI)

139 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

140 133 Where's the bat?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (ZLI7S

Try the fox instead

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (WvQcX)

141 Bandersnatch can't forget Farrah in Saturn Three apparently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (Tbqz4)

142 Lindsey Waggoner was...ugh, you're Mom.

Now Bisset in The Deep - that was dream territory.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (w2LAm)

143 That is arguably the greatest TV intro ever filmed.

My wife grew up near Middlesboro, Kentucky. Lee Majors went there.

The football field is named after him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (cfSRQ)

144 Steve Austin figured in an indie movie several years ago called The Tao of Steve. Fun movie, although the ending kinda lost track of the premise.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:22 PM (2lndx)

145 the bat is in there.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:22 PM (PbpT7)

146 What is The Six Million Dollar Man, adjusted for inflation? In today's dollars, of course...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (ejsiI)
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Probably a trillion dollars. Graft is much more wide spread these days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)

147 63

exacty. there is not way he can run 60 mi hr and not die.

He doesn't run fast, he just slows every one else down.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:09 PM (luzVb)

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Sounds like he has a great future in politics.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:22 PM (+3rQF)

148 Lee Majors always looked kind of tired. Now I know why.

Posted by: klaftern at August�

Low energy.

Posted by: Trump at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (Q3ZwH)

149 Brief bit from Steve Austin's fight with Bigfoot. Because it was too unbelievable for the show to feature an actual Sasquatch, they made their Bigfoot a bionic robot created by space aliens to scare people away from their hidden base."

Bionic Robot Bigfoot. Because Actual Bigfoot was too unbelievable. riiiggghhhtttt.

I can hear Pitch Guy saying "I love it!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (V2Yro)

150 130 Farrah Fawcett.

The nipples heard round the world.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (WvQcX)

Biggest selling poster of all time, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

151 Although most people know that Andre the Giant played Bigfoot (the Alien Robot) in the first of the Bigfoot appearances, he was replaced by Ted Cassidy -- Lurch from the Adams Family -- for the next two appearances.

One of the things that pissed Cassidy off was that he was always being confused with Richard Kiel. Cassidy was a trained actor, and grumbled that Kiel was just a huge freak with no talent other than being able to look menacing.

One urban legend about Cassidy - which I don't have the time to check out right now - was that, after his death, his ashes were buried in the backyard of his house, but when the family decided to move, they couldn't remember where they had buried the urn.

So, supposedly, there is a house in CA with Lurch's ashes in their backyard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (2JVJo)

152 *pauses*

That would so blow Zoe's secret Geek to Joe and Devin. She uses that scribble from Ghost in the Shell to refute something Joe babbles on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (Tbqz4)

153 More of Steve Austin's and Jamie Summers' fights with the robots and their female variations, the "Fembots."

The whole story of their bionic parts has been redacted forever in the interest of national security.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (9rYNN)

154

All that's missing is Benny Hill's spoof The Bionic Baby.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (idLQk)

155 Oh there's the bat. Really likes that grape.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

156 Former Vice President Joe Biden called for a nationwide mask mandate to fight the spread of coronavirus.
Appearing with his running mate, Sen. Kamala Harris, Biden drew a sharp contrast with President Donald Trump, who opposes mask mandates and rarely wears one himself.
"It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iTXRQ)

And people keep laughing at me when I say masks are going to be a permanent feature of American life from now on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)

157 Now Bisset in The Deep - that was dream territory.
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:21 PM (w2LAm)
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I think the director said something like, "That T-Shirt scene made it possible for me to never have to work again, if I didn't want to."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (WEBkv)

158 It is sadder and sadder to me each day to see my fellow Americans masked. Perhaps I am reading too much into it. Perhaps most of these people have made what they see as a trifling compromise in the name public good.

But it doesn't seem that way to me. I see a willing slavery to stupidity, a unquestioning compliance to mendacious and illegitimate authority.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (H8QX8)

159 Probably a trillion dollars. Graft is much more wide spread these days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Naw - the price of all that robotics has cratered - probably get all that hardware plus software at PC PLUS store right now for $500

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (w2LAm)

160 the bat is in there.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 08:22 PM

The bat is in everyone, everywhere!

Be the bat!

Be at One with the Bat!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (mNhhD)

161
Lindsey Wagner.

Farrah Fawcett

Lynda Carter

My childhood was...memorable

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM (WvQcX)

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Oh good lord - Charlie's Angels! And they didn't wear bras!

I was too young to appreciate that. Also Erin Gray.

She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was...spectacular in a bikini.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)

162 Lindsey gave me a 45 minute long hard on 1 evening a week for 3 long years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (JFO2v)

163 Lindsey Wagner was hot. She still looks pretty good. Anybody who thinks other wise thinks Liberace was hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (naqEg)

164 This will quickly devolve into whether or not Lindsey Wagner was hot.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:01 PM (XTyi0)

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Actually, she still is. Like a fine wine.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (+3rQF)

Holy smokes! And if she's had ANY plastic surgery you can't tell it.

Shouldn't surprise me at all. Unlike lots of stars who are made up to look good on camera, she's just flat out gorgeous.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)

165 119
Actually, she still is. Like a fine wine.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:14 PM (+3rQF)

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Lindsay did a couple of episodes of "Warehouse 13" and still looked good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (WEBkv)

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That's precisely to what I was referring. I loved the Dr. Calder episodes.
She still looks good now, even years after Warehouse 13.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (+3rQF)

166 https://www.revolver.news/2020/08/james-georgulas-transition-new-ruling/

People in the Dallas area need to organize a "peaceful protest" in front of this insane woman's medical business:

http://www.drannemd.com/staff.html

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (1marx)

167 Biggest selling poster of all time, correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

Indoobidibly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (WvQcX)

168 Lee Majors always struck me as a regular Joe kinda guy making it big. It seemed like if he was a Hollywood actor he'd be driving a bulldozer at a construction site.

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (rZvJz)

169 My BIL kinda has a bionic spine. His L1-L3 vertebrae are made of titanium. (He had testicular cancer that migrated to his spine, literally ate away at the bone.) We call him the Six Million Dollar Man.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (mNhhD)

my wife has a 14" titanium rod implanted in her spine, to correct scoliosis. She'd say, try to avoid it if you can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

170 Martin Caiden (spelling?) wrote the Six Million Dollar Man books. He definitely wasn't as squeamish as the 1970's Standards and Practices (Censors) were about blood and gore, and plain old solving problems with guns, aerial bombs, machine gun strafing, and violence.

He also wrote the Novel "Marooned", about a space craft marooned in Earth Orbit with a crew of astronauts.

Other novels,
Whip
Anytime, Anywhere,
and more. I discovered him in the HS Library during study hall.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (+0uDE)

171 Cassidy was a trained actor, and grumbled that Kiel was just a huge freak with no talent other than being able to look menacing.

Cassidy was in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Kiel was in ... Eegah! So, yeah, Cassidy had a point.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (nnf6G)

172 Biggest selling poster of all time, correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

My old man had that poster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (fIHXk)

173 168 Lee Majors always struck me as a regular Joe kinda guy making it big. It seemed like if he was a Hollywood actor he'd be driving a bulldozer at a construction site.
Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (rZvJz)

the Fall Guy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

174 I think the director said something like, "That T-Shirt scene made it possible for me to never have to work again, if I didn't want to."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (WEBkv)

Indeed, indeed - if I can still remember those shots in my 50's - you know that they were something.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (w2LAm)

175 Farrah Fawcett.

The nipples heard round the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (WvQcX)

Biggest selling poster of all time, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

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Standard issue for all male dorm rooms.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (cfSRQ)

176 I will have one for you to autograph at the MoMe.

Looking forward to it!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (2lndx)

177

That bat looks a little like Trumpy the space alien on Pod People.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (aKsyK)

178 I once rang up Lynda Carter's order at a bookstore
in Montgomery Mall (back when she lived in Potomac, late 80's). She was
tiny and dark and shriveled-looking, very different from TV. She was
waiting to be gushed over. Didn't happen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (mNhhD)

Tiny? She's 5'9". Although I think she was hitting the bottle pretty hard after Wonder Woman ended

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (idLQk)

179 Fun shows from the childhood.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (R4aZ2)

180 Erin Gray and Pamela Hensley!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (naqEg)

181 Zombie what does your love of Clutch Cargo say?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (Tbqz4)

Clutch Cargo was the Kaboom! of cartoons.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (AiZBA)

182 Martin Caiden also wrote a biography on Saburo Sakai. And another World War II book The Ragged Rugged Warriors about the first six months of Americans in combat against Japan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (Tbqz4)

183 1 Former Vice President Joe Biden called for a nationwide mask mandate

Voila! Put a microphone in Joe's debate mask.

evil never sleeps

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (9rYNN)

184 Cassidy was in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Kiel was in ... Eegah! So, yeah, Cassidy had a point.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (nnf6G)
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Kiel was in "Happy Gilmore" and I think a Bond movie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (WEBkv)

185 Tiny? She's 5'9". Although I think she was hitting the bottle pretty hard after Wonder Woman ended
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM

Maybe because she was so thin, but she seemed tiny.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (mNhhD)

186 181 Zombie what does your love of Clutch Cargo say?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:20 PM (Tbqz4)

Clutch Cargo was the Kaboom! of cartoons.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (AiZBA

Lololol. Dyin here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (WvQcX)

187 I'm watching another freakin subtitled foreign film. Mortal (2020). Norwegian I think. I hate that I have to watch every second or I won't get all the dialog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

188 Where are the fucking Bats?

Posted by: The Belfry and Dracula at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (SnLSx)

189 Lee, Mr. Farrah-Fawcett Majors.

He did look like the stereotypical Astronaut.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (+0uDE)

190 We had the 6 million dollar man action figure.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (cZjDV)

191 I'm a chick so not sure what I can add but I when I was younger I thought Stephanie Powers was beautiful.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (ZkIoe)

192 This wasn't a Bionic Man figure, but I wanted to get one, because Steve had so few enemies: "The Incredible Dr. Steel," either a friend or foe to the GI Joe competitor "Big Jim."

Dont forget Big Jim Slade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uCxCsFJD0

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (JFO2v)

193 All that's missing is Benny Hill's spoof The Bionic Baby.

Aren't you forgetting someone?

Posted by: The bionic watermelon at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (2lndx)

194 My hubby has 4 employees. The lone female has insisted on wearing a mask from day one of the Wuhan flu crisis. He has an "essential" business and has never closed. He has never said a word about her wearing a mask. If she wants to, it's up to her. He made lots of changes like separate work stations, plexiglass dividers, signs telling people not to come in if sick, curbside service, etc.

Meanwhile, she called in this morning early and said she won't be in until Monday because she was sick and getting tested for the Virus and couldn't come until the results were in.

I said, based on the snotty sign she had her work station about her mask wearing being a "decision based on intelligence" and that she didn't want any questions about it from the customers, I thought it would be ironic if she was he only one who was laid low by disease.

He hadn't seen the sign.

I certainly hope she isn't in trouble about it now.

Posted by: The Wife at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (rw1l7)

195 It's not about your rights. Yeah, that's presidential. This is day 2 folks.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
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C'mon, man! We deal in truth, not facts.

Posted by: Slow Joe at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (pK7cg)

196 There will be a remake of the Six Million Dollar Man starring Joe Biden. It will be called The Six Dollar Man. The plot is about a guy who aimlessly walks around each day, not knowing where he is. He needs help putting on his socks and wiping the oatmeal off his chin. Every time he speaks a complete sentence he gets a dollar. His goal is to one day earn six dollars in a day. Sadly (plot spoiler) he never does and rides a camel off into the desert to die.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (JOV35)

197 Let's not forget "The Fall Guy"

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (iTXRQ)

198
190 We had the 6 million dollar man action figure.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (cZjDV)

So you played with dolls?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (WvQcX)

199 That bat looks a little like Trumpy the space alien on Pod People.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (aKsyK)

It stinks!

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

200 Man Lee Major got some quality trim!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (JFO2v)

201 My old man had that poster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM (fIHXk)

Pffft
I had the jigsaw puzzle version turned into a wall poster!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (eTZoJ)

202 >>Former Vice President Joe Biden called for a nationwide mask mandate

This was just a counter to the Middle East Peace deal - standard campaign response - but really really weak - and extra weird.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (w2LAm)

203 197 Let's not forget "The Fall Guy"
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (iTXRQ)

Stroke Struck

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:30 PM (JFO2v)

204 I saw that bionic fox shit coming from a mile away.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 08:30 PM (sWM8x)

205 I'm old enough to remember Farrah selling shaving cream.

..Great balls of ... comfort..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

206 Oh good lord - Charlie's Angels! And they didn't wear bras!

Kate Jackson made me sigh.

For years, I wanted to date a girl named Sabrina.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

207 One of these days Joey Bidet will forget he has a mask on and try to sniff Kamala...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:30 PM (Tbqz4)

208
Tiny? She's 5'9". Although I think she was hitting the bottle pretty hard after Wonder Woman ended
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (idLQk)
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If she was, I think she cleaned up, because she did a YA super hero movie that also had Kurt Russell in it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (WEBkv)

209 Tiny? She's 5'9". Although I think she was hitting the bottle pretty hard after Wonder Woman ended
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (idLQk)

She's in Super Troopers I and II.

She doesn't look tiny in any way shape or form.

However, she does look like she has a LOT of makeup and they don't let the camera linger on her for long.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (ZfRYq)

210 Standard issue for all male dorm rooms.

Posted by:�Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd�at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM (cfSRQ)

Yoo hoo?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (Q3ZwH)

211 I'm a chick so not sure what I can add but I when I was younger I thought Stephanie Powers was beautiful.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (ZkIoe)

Yep. Smoking hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (fIHXk)

212 We also had some viewfinder 6 mollion dollar man discs. And Star Trek.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (cZjDV)

213 My six million dollar fingers are typing this so fast it looks like slow motion.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (axyOa)

214 Damn, I fell for the fox.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (BRkq2)

215 If she was, I think she cleaned up, because she did a YA super hero movie that also had Kurt Russell in it.

Think the title was Super Hero High and her last line after leaving the kids in detention, "who do they think I am? Wonder Woman?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (Tbqz4)

216 This was just a counter to the Middle East Peace deal - standard campaign response - but really really weak - and extra weird.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (w2LAm)

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There's a school of thought that conflates "leadership" with "arbitrary use of power."

So if someone bans the color blue, that shows they're a tough leader.

When in fact it shows they're insane.

It's going to be fun watching him claim Trump is a dictator as he announces his own edicts which will require absolute obedience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

217 So you played with dolls?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (WvQcX)

I did. Major Matt Mason.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (H8QX8)

218 ...when I was younger I thought Stephanie Powers was beautiful.

In the war of the Stephanies I was a Stephanie Zimbalist fan.

Posted by: The bionic watermelon at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (2lndx)

219 I thought Lynda Carter was still pretty smok'n in Super Troopers.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (4thlk)

220 Evening all

When my friends kids in Israel were young I was always introduced to their friends as Steve ma America. meaning Steve from America. And one time a little kid looked up at me and said Steve Austin? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (85Gof)

221 Of course there were the unfourtnant track suit spin offs. Some continue to this day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (3H9h1)

222 211
I'm a chick so not sure what I can add but I when I was younger I thought Stephanie Powers was beautiful.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (ZkIoe)

go on...

Posted by: Dracula at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (SnLSx)

223 I heard MLB is going to have 7 inning double headers and a runner is going to start the inning on second base. I heard this.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (nnf6G)

224 One of these days Joey Bidet will forget he has a mask on and try to sniff Kamala...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:30 PM (Tbqz4)

The scent of pine tar and Willie Brown is a known aphrodisiac - no, its true...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (w2LAm)

225 Ya'll are giving me a second childhood because I missed all this shit the first time around.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (39yhn)

226 185 Tiny? She's 5'9". Although I think she was hitting the bottle pretty hard after Wonder Woman ended
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:26 PM

Maybe because she was so thin, but she seemed tiny.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (mNhhD)

Lindsay Wagner likewise is 5'9''.

She was slightly before my time. I barely remember The Six Million Dollar Man in syndication.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (ejsiI)

227 >unfortunate geeze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (3H9h1)

228 It's going to be fun watching him claim Trump is a dictator as he
announces his own edicts which will require absolute obedience.

Didn't they make a movie about that Lloyd? The Madness of King George?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Tbqz4)

229 Eeeewww, kid parts!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

230 211 I'm a chick so not sure what I can add but I when I was younger I thought Stephanie Powers was beautiful.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 13, 2020 08:28 PM (ZkIoe)

Yep. Smoking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (fIHXk)

When I was a kid, I thought that the Hart to Hart lifestyle looked like a good way to go.

Stephanie Powers, and a Mercedes convertible, a mansion, and a butler/driver/all around helper guy named "Max".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

231 Think the title was Super Hero High and her last line after leaving the kids in detention, "who do they think I am? Wonder Woman?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (Tbqz4)
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I think you're right.

I thought it was a cute movie, by the way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (WEBkv)

232 I remember seeing Lindsay Wagner on 'Rockford Files' and thought why don't she use her bionic powers to solve the case.

Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (88xKn)

233 My six million dollar fingers are typing this so fast it looks like slow motion.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (axyOa)

----
*ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch*

*Hits 'enter'*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

234 I heard MLB is going to have 7 inning double headers and a runner is going to start the inning on second base. I heard this.
Posted by: Blutarski

Oooohhh...awesome idea.

Let's amp up the unreality of it all. That'll grab the fans!

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (XTyi0)

235 So is RBG in or out of the hospital?

Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Q3ZwH)

236 >>Joe Biden...Six Dollar Man...Sadly (plot spoiler) he never does and rides a camel off into the desert to die. Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 08:29 PM (JOV35)

"...barely alive..."

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (xK9An)

237
It stinks!
Posted by: hogmartin

With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat
We're flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes
Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister's ready to go

Hear the engines roar now
Idiot control now
Hideous control now
Ninny on the road now
Minnie in control
Wheels on fire
Burning rubber tires

Blurry jelly rolls now
Hitting Lesley Gore now
Needy inches bow down
Pitying a poor boy
Hear the engines roar
Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

238 Didn't they make a movie about that Lloyd? The Madness of King George?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Tbqz4)

---
Eh, what-what?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (cfSRQ)

239 Rumors circling that Herr Whitmer will declare all schools will be virtual on Friday..at least to start

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (/6GbT)

240 It was a fun movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (Tbqz4)

241 So is RBG in or out of the hospital?
Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Q3ZwH)

I am sure her apartment looks like an intensive care ward

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (85Gof)

242 The original author was Martin Caidin,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Caidin

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (+0uDE)

243 Captain and Tennille sock off.

There's an interesting anecdote out there about how Farrah Fawcett, while she was dating Lee Majors, became the inspiration for Midnight Train to Georgia.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (2lndx)

244 223 I heard MLB is going to have 7 inning double headers and a runner is going to start the inning on second base. I heard this.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:33 PM (nnf6G)

So, you did take my advice and bought that box of Q-Tips, eh?

yeah, you heard correctly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

245 Who was the chick on McMillian and Wife - the one with the screechy Brooklyn voice?

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (w2LAm)

246 So is RBG in or out of the hospital?
Posted by: LOL

Out of the hospital and on a treadmill.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (nnf6G)

247 Joe Friday>Barnaby Jones>Ironside>Joe Mannix

Posted by: Slow/Blow 2020 at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (ZDidD)

248 NGU, you may have not been bionic but you damn sure were hot and I have picture to prove it!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (39yhn)

249 Meanwhile, she called in this morning early and said she won't be in
until Monday because she was sick and getting tested for the Virus and
couldn't come until the results were in.

The Venn diagram of voluntary mask-wearers/enforcers and raging hypochondriacs is a nearly perfect circle.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (luzVb)

250 There was a Hunter episode that Stephanie went undercover as a hooker.

Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (fIHXk)

251 Idiot control now

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

I didn't remember it had actual lyrics. That's amazing.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:37 PM (t+qrx)

252 Out of the hospital and on a treadmill.

But can she outpace the shrimp on the treadmill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 08:37 PM (Tbqz4)

253 But it doesn't seem that way to me. I see a willing slavery to stupidity, a unquestioning compliance to mendacious and illegitimate authority.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:24 PM (H8QX

A dependent society is a stupid society.

Go to Google, Bing, DuckDuckGo, Amazon, what evs and try to find anyone selling an FDA or CDC approved mask that is certified to prevent the transmission of COVID-19!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 08:37 PM (eTZoJ)

254 NGU, you may have not been bionic but you damn sure were hot and I have picture to prove it!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (39yhn)

Lol. Long ago in a place far away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 08:37 PM (85Gof)

255 Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (nnf6G)

Deadlifting a quick 5x5 at 315

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2020 08:37 PM (IYHxL)

256 I will be happy to autograph anybody's copy of The Director's Cut at the NoVa MoMe.

Let me get a few drinks in me, and I'll even do a reading of Thirteen Moons for you if you bring your kindle.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:37 PM (2JVJo)

257 Just before TheEnd we'll all be 6m$ men, that will buy a bottle of viagra.

Posted by: DaveA at August 13, 2020 08:38 PM (FhXTo)

258 I never watched these teevee programs though my baby brother did and come to think of it Mammy Eromero let that knucklehead have a Farah Fawcett poster on his wall.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2020 08:38 PM (XhWtx)

259 Joe Biden is so far ahead in the polls that he can afford to advocate for a dictatorship of Karens. These kinds of political positions are exactly the things that winning campaigns do all the time.

Of course settling decades old rivalries in the Middle East are simply a sign of Trump's desperation. He is grasping, and ignoring the important issues of the day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2020 08:38 PM (5p7BC)

260 Michael Cohen's book must be ready to drop. There's an announcement on twitter that it's the book that will reveal where the bodies are buried. Hopefully, it will be as big a splash/dud as all the other "end of Trump" books.

Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2020 08:38 PM (ZZDMQ)

261 If she was, I think she cleaned up, because she did a YA super hero movie that also had Kurt Russell in it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:31 PM (WEBkv)

In a June 4, 2008 interview with People magazine, Carter stated that she had in the past entered a rehabilitation clinic for treatment of alcoholism and that she had been sober for nearly 10 years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:38 PM (idLQk)

262 Nancy Walker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 08:38 PM (aKsyK)

263 Rumors circling that Herr Whitmer will declare all schools will be virtual on Friday..at least to start

I would love for Trump to find the emergency powers to say that any parent can, if their local school does not open for real education, take their share of local tax money and use it for a school that does open.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (2lndx)

264 250 There was a Hunter episode that Stephanie went undercover as a hooker.

Damn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (fIHXk)

Man, I loved that show.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (ejsiI)

265 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Caidin

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 08:35 PM (+0uDE)
------------

Co-wrote "Thunderbolt" with the leading American Ace in Europe, Robert S. Johnson.

But, for some reason, that guy, Chuck Yeager, got far more press for his exploits in Europe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (WEBkv)

266 Susan Saint James. Lotta 60's /70's chicks had three names.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (4thlk)

267 Kiel was in "Happy Gilmore" and I think a Bond movie.

Two, actually - The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (2JVJo)

268 I have to believe a drunk Wonder Woman would have been pretty fun.

Or awful.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)

269 US seizes Iranian oil from 4 ships headed to Venezuela.

Bc Trump doesn't play.

Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (Q3ZwH)

270 may have been mentioned a time (or 3) above but...until I got the DVDs to the Six Million Dollar Man, I had NO memory of the 3, yes 3 films before the series started! and if you think you wouldn't want to revisit the series, the first few seasons at least are quite watchable.

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (AsMdZ)

271 235 So is RBG in or out of the hospital?
Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Q3ZwH)

I bet they have spent 30 million saving that bitches ass!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (JFO2v)

272 232 I remember seeing Lindsay Wagner on 'Rockford Files' and thought why don't she use her bionic powers to solve the case.
Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (88xKn)

heh.

For Rockford Files fans, you remember how the show started every week, a camera panning the inside of his trailer, then going to the answering machine and saying, "This is Jim Rockford, leave your message at the tone."

Then, a nasty or digging message was left and the theme played.

There is a YouTube video that has every one of those messages back to back. As a big fan, I really enjoyed it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (sy5kK)

273 I've been watching a lot of Me TV as a nostalgic escape from the America the left is pushing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (mNhhD)

274 Susan Saint James. Lotta 60's /70's chicks had three names.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (4thlk)

Aww yes, Susan Saint James - her accent went right through me...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (w2LAm)

275
I didn't remember it had actual lyrics. That's amazing.
Posted by: hogmartin

https://tinyurl.com/yxb9gmtp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (aKsyK)

276 For years I have thought that the original Cyborg novel was written by Michael Crichton. I even read the book.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (5p7BC)

277
The Venn diagram of voluntary mask-wearers/enforcers and raging hypochondriacs is a nearly perfect circle.
___

Describes her to a t. So, based on my lived experience, you are exactly right.

Posted by: The Wife at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (rw1l7)

278 It's going to be fun watching him claim Trump is a dictator as he announces his own edicts which will require absolute obedience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

Not sure you understand the definition of fun.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (eTZoJ)

279 266 Susan Saint James. Lotta 60's /70's chicks had three names.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (4thlk)

Bond got to see if the cuffs matched the collar!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

280 300 squats, just this morning.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at August 13, 2020 08:42 PM (EgshT)

281 US seizes Iranian oil from 4 ships headed to Venezuela.

Bc Trump doesn't play.
Posted by: LOL

srsly? Cause that is hot!

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:42 PM (R4aZ2)

282 38 Watching a Neil Young documentary of him playing a gig back in his Canadian home town. He really is a cunt.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:06 PM (nnf6G)

Oh, he's an unrepentant twat of the highest order. Also, seriously talented. I know he's a fantastic songwriter, but maybe he has other talents as well. Seriously, what did he bring to the table that made Crosby Stills and Nash, whose signature is perfect harmonies, bring Neil Young and that voice into the fold?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 13, 2020 08:42 PM (Wm5SB)

283 Mask mandates from Joe eh

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (IYHxL)

284 271 235 So is RBG in or out of the hospital?
Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 08:34 PM (Q3ZwH)
I bet they have spent 30 million saving that bitches ass!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (JFO2v)

Worth every penny!

Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (eTZoJ)

285 srsly? Cause that is hot!

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020�

Yep.

Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (Q3ZwH)

286 did you ever notice Steve Austin made the same sound when he jumped that the Mach 5 did when it jumped?

Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (nFwvY)

287 I've been watching a lot of Me TV as a nostalgic escape from the America the left is pushing.

I don't think it was MeTV, but a station in my area ran Bosom Buddies a few months ago. It degenerated pretty quickly but the first season was funny. And completely out of the question nowadays.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (2lndx)

288 For Rockford Files fans, you remember how the show started every week, a camera panning the inside of his trailer, then going to the answering machine and saying, "This is Jim Rockford, leave your message at the tone."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
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heh, having had a wisdom tooth removed today, yay modern sleep agents!, my favorite and most cringe worth scene from Rockford files is when Garner confronts a couple of guys staking out his place, and Garner takes a right off the jaw, where he'd just had his wisdom tooth removed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (WEBkv)

289 I have to believe a drunk Wonder Woman would have been pretty fun.

Or awful.

She would lasso you and make you tell her if other girls were prettier than her.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (luzVb)

290 Oh, he's an unrepentant twat of the highest order. Neil Young.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

I understand that Joe Cocker was the same. Friends live where he used to in CO.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:44 PM (R4aZ2)

291 Woah, synchronicity. I was driving at work yesterday when the thought popped into my head to acquire eps of 6-Million Dollar Man to watch.

Posted by: holygoat at August 13, 2020 08:44 PM (x82Jj)

292 269 US seizes Iranian oil from 4 ships headed to Venezuela.
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How long until Joe and Blow come out against this dastardly act (in Iran's view?)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

293 Olivia Newton-John was another triple threat

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:44 PM (WvQcX)

294 >>did you ever notice Steve Austin made the same sound when he jumped that the Mach 5 did when it jumped?

I remember we used to imitate the sound he made when he threw something at baseball practice till the coach told us to knock it off.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

295 Person
Woman
Man
Camera
TV

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (I2IBJ)

296 Cuffs and collars was Stephanie St John, Susan St James was stuck with Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (nFRLh)

297 Rockford Files was the best.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (R4aZ2)

298 US seizes Iranian oil from 4 ships headed to Venezuela.

Bc Trump doesn't play.
Posted by: LOL

Much better than seeing crying American sailors paraded on Iranian TV, under Barky.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (mNhhD)

299 Of course there were the unfourtnant track suit spin offs. Some continue to this day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

But these did morph into yoga pants.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (axyOa)

300 Person
Woman
Man
Camera
TV

okey doke.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (XTyi0)

301 I don't think it was MeTV, but a station in my area ran Bosom Buddies a few months ago. It degenerated pretty quickly but the first season was funny. And completely out of the question nowadays.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (2lndx)

What is shows that cannot afford the theme song in syndication?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (JFO2v)

302 Boy, someone mentioned GI Joe. I remember the old joke us fifth graders used to tell and it would always get laughs.

Why are Barbies boobs black and blue?

Because of GI Joes Kung fu grip.

Ha. Makes me laugh as much as The Bionic Fox

Posted by: Willie Brown Took a leak next to me once. at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (RDcx+)

303 She would lasso you and make you tell her if other girls were prettier than her.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (luzVb)

If she asks you if her butt looks big in that outfit, tell the truth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (WvQcX)

304 Joe Friday>Barnaby Jones>Ironside>Joe Mannix
Posted by: Slow/Blow 2020 at August 13, 2020 08:36 PM (ZDidD)

Now that you mentioned him, I don't remember "Barnaby Jones" ever getting any nookie while he was out bustin' heads and solving crimes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (Z+IKu)

305 you know, this reminds me of a time 20 or more years ago when Howard Stern and some of his crew got into an argument about some apparent contradiction in the Superman comics. And they eventually got a guy from the comic book company on the phone and they asked him about this apparent contradiction and his reply was basically... well, come on, it's just a comic book.

Didn't TV Superman back in the 1950s once save the world by inhaling a nuclear blast..? Or am I thinking of Biden the day Moochelle at a double portion of turtle and baked beans?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (4a9Vv)

306 The M2F2 lifting body bears an odd resemblance to Totoro to my eyes at least.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (Rvt88)

307
It's going to be fun watching him claim Trump is a dictator as he announces his own edicts which will require absolute obedience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

Not sure you understand the definition of fun.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (eTZoJ)

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I enjoy watching journalists abase themselves like the lickspittles they are.

Plus, the longer Joe talks, the more likely he is to go right into "geometric logic to find my strawberries!" territory.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)

308 The Venn diagram of voluntary mask-wearers/enforcers and raging hypochondriacs is a nearly perfect circle.
___

Describes her to a t. So, based on my lived experience, you are exactly right.
Posted by: The Wife at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (rw1l7)

I'd be really curious to see how the relatively modern era of hypochondria overlaps with religion and/or the lack thereof.

I would guess, and it's only a guess, is the two extremes... those who had almost no religion and those who had too MUCH religion are where most of our hypos originate.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (hku12)

309 Eight-year-old me didn't understand how his left arm could keep up at 60 mph.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (8eSmR)

310 I understand that Joe Cocker was the same. Friends live where he used to in CO.
Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:44 PM (R4aZ2)

Joe video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmjWO7oY8LU

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (JFO2v)

311 As a kid I loved Kolchak, The Night Stalker. One more role for Simon Oakland as the crusty but benign boss. Talk about typecast.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (H8QX8)

312 I remember we used to imitate the sound he made when he threw something at baseball practice till the coach told us to knock it off.
Posted by: JackStraw

Man your coach had no sense of humor. Bet he would kneel nowadays.

Posted by: Willie Brown Took a leak next to me once. at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (RDcx+)

313 Lindsey Wagner.

Farrah Fawcett

Lynda Carter

My childhood was...memorable
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM

You left out Barbara Eden?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)

314 Sky High is a great flick. I had read on the web that it was worth watching, so when it came out on dvd I bought a copy for my kids (group gift). They said thanks, and then ignored it until the novelty of their individual goodies wore off. Came home from work one day during Christmas break and discovered that had watched it on a lark, and loved it.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 08:48 PM (U2zca)

315 You left out Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)
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She was a decade before Carter, Wagner and Fawcett.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:48 PM (WEBkv)

316 Didn't TV Superman back in the 1950s once save the
world by inhaling a nuclear blast..? Or am I thinking of Biden the day
Moochelle at a double portion of turtle and baked beans?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (4a9Vv)

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You're thinking of the time that Jake Tapper inhaled all of one of Obama's farts at a state dinner, doing such a great job that no one else got a whiff.

Made all the other fart-sniffers jealous, I tell you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2020 08:48 PM (cfSRQ)

317 For Rockford Files fans, you remember how the show started every week, a camera panning the inside of his trailer, then going to the answering machine and saying, "This is Jim Rockford, leave your message at the tone."

That NBC mystery week - Columbo, McMillian, and McCloud was actually not bad - but I'm old and TV back then was pretty limited.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:48 PM (w2LAm)

318 Colion Noir !

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:48 PM (luzVb)

319 50 his legs are not electric, where would the source of energy be ?
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

RTGs

Which are not the same as "nuclear wessels ".

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (qNS03)

320 >>You left out Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)

Elizabeth Montgomery.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (xK9An)

321
You left out Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)

She didn't do it for me. Other than wishing I had a genie to boss around.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)

322 What is shows that cannot afford the theme song in syndication?

Forgot all about that! But I didn't really watch Bosom Buddies when it was originally out, due to life issues. Just caught the occasional episode.

I was a big fan of Billy Joel back then.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (2lndx)

323 263 Rumors circling that Herr Whitmer will declare all schools will be virtual on Friday..at least to start

I would love for Trump to find the emergency powers to say that any parent can, if their local school does not open for real education, take their share of local tax money and use it for a school that does open.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (2lndx)

Probably not legal, but watching current events, that doesn't matter much any more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

324 If we're going to bring up Barbara Eden we might as well bring up Angie Dickinson.

Cause reasons.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (XTyi0)

325 Susan Saint James. Lotta 60's /70's chicks had three names.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 08:39 PM (4thlk)

She was good on It Takes a Thief as Charlie Brown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (idLQk)

326 She would lasso you and make you tell her if other girls were prettier than her.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:43 PM (luzVb)

If she asks you if her butt looks big in that outfit, tell the truth.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (WvQcX)

Nonsense. One could easily manage to tell the truth on those.

The question I would dread the most is "what are you thinking about right now?"

Egad.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)

327 Barbara Eden is unique.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

328 When I was ten, "The Six Million Dollar Man" was unutterably cool.

When I was thirty, "The Six Million Dollar Man" was unutterably lame.

My friend Joe was probably the most avid fan of the show. Sometimes, I wonder what happened to him.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (edlKR)

329 Steve Austin punches special guest villain John Saxon in the face, and makes a horrifying discovery.

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When I was a kid, a scene from The Twilight Zone scared the bejesus out of me. A man suffers an accident injuring his wrist. When he examines the wound, he finds a bunch of circuits and wires and other robot stuff in his arm.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (+y/Ru)

330 Bond got to see if the cuffs matched the collar!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

That was Jill St. John

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (idLQk)

331 Funny lady.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

332
"It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.
Posted by: DB- just DB

Fook off, you CCP shill.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (pNxlR)

333 Now Jane Seymour.

Yowaza

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (WvQcX)

334 >>>What is shows that cannot afford the theme song in syndication?

WKRP in Cincinnati was tangled up for the longest time because they played music from big acts in a lot of the episodes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (HmZuC)

335 Charlie's Angels.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

336 Oh, he's an unrepentant twat of the highest order. Neil Young.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

I understand that Joe Cocker was the same. Friends live where he used to in CO.
Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:44 PM (R4aZ2)

Van Morrison is also a world-class nickelfucker.

But then, he's Irish.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (2JVJo)

337 My cousin used to get his ass beat for ruining his (all they could afford) cheap glasses by removing them like Oscar Goldman.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (VcFUs)

338 324 If we're going to bring up Barbara Eden we might as well bring up Angie Dickinson.

Cause reasons.
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (XTyi0)

She created JBF hair

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (JFO2v)

339
I would guess, and it's only a guess, is the two
extremes... those who had almost no religion and those who had too MUCH
religion are where most of our hypos originate.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (hku12)
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I saw Goody Jenkins speaking with the devil! And she refused to wear a mask against the Grippe!

Posted by: Proto-SJW at Plymouth Colony at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)

340 "It's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American," said Biden.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 07:59 PM (iTXRQ)

I believe I heard him say we should wear a mask outdoors. I guess the entire atmosphere is contaminated with the Wu Flu.

Posted by: Emmie at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (4JM5Y)

341 Biden is already taking credit for Trump's UAE-Israel agreement.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (mNhhD)

342 313 Lindsey Wagner.
Farrah Fawcett
Lynda Carter
My childhood was...memorable
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:15 PM
You left out Barbara Eden?

Pshaw. Agent 99.

Just dont google todays pics. Father time and mother nature done been unkind to more than o j.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (pMwN2)

343 I would love for Trump to find the emergency powers to say that any parent can, if their local school does not open for real education, take their share of local tax money and use it for a school that does open.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

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Don't we all. OH is already operating under an unconstitutional (OH State Supreme Court) funding method (since 1997 - DeRolph v State).

Why would they now chose to do the right thing?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (Rvt88)

344 Bob Newhart
Archie Bunker
Kojak
WKRP

A lot of good ones that could never be made today. Although, it would be fun to watch the karens scream.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (R4aZ2)

345 She didn't do it for me. Other than wishing I had a genie to boss around.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (WvQcX)

I grew up in SC - look up "Happy Rain" - she came on every day at 4pm - I came in the bathroom at 4:30PM - Sorry Mom!

Something about that tight Indian squaw outfit and the teepee - just got to me...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (w2LAm)

346 I used to have a Remains Of The Day lunchbox.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (+DQEH)

347 The question I would dread the most is "what are you thinking about right now?"

Egad.
Posted by: BurtTC

Are you familiar with the term "motorboat", Diana?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

348 You left out Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)

Elizabeth Montgomery.
Posted by: Zod

Barbara Feldon

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (axyOa)

349 Cassidy was in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Kiel was in ... Eegah! So, yeah, Cassidy had a point.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 13, 2020 08:25 PM

I always assumed that was Richard Kiel .

Posted by: clutch at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (9UmRs)

350 >>Van Morrison is also a world-class nickelfucker.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (2JVJo)

Fuck that guy. Mrs. and I sent to see him, looking forward to it, and the entire show he was berating his band. Dickhead.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (xK9An)

351 I saw Goody Jenkins speaking with the devil! And she refused to wear a mask against the Grippe!

Bare-faced strumpet! Flashing her chin like a common whore!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (luzVb)

352 You left out Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)

Elizabeth Montgomery.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (xK9An)

This

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (oAY8z)

353 If we're going to bring up Barbara Eden we might as well bring up Angie Dickinson.

Cause reasons.
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:49 PM (XTyi0)
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Angie gave us the memorable shower scene in the T&A thriller, "Dressed to Kill."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (WEBkv)

354 That was Jill St. John
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:50 PM (idLQk)

I get a 65% for getting 2 outa 3 right

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (JFO2v)

355 I used to have a Remains Of The Day lunchbox.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (XTyi0)

356
What is shows that cannot afford the theme song in syndication?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:46 PM (JFO2v)

Old Carson Tonight shows.

The theme song - intro to that evening's guests.

The names appear, one at a time until the list is complete.

But no Ed McMahon announcing their names.

It really ruins the entire thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

357 Didn't TV Superman back in the 1950s once save the world by inhaling a nuclear blast..?

I recently watched a bunch of the Superman shows on MeTV, and I don't remember that happening. Comic book Superman did that sort of thing all the time, though. His "super breath" was one of his most-used powers.

TV Superman never had much in the way of special effects.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (2lndx)

358 his legs are not electric, where would the source of energy be ?
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

Every thirty miles, he stops and jams his dick into a Tesla Super-Charger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (6XEHC)

359 Much better than seeing crying American sailors paraded on Iranian TV, under Barky.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:45 PM (mNhhD)

https://stoatnet.org/whitesocks.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

360 The creepy robotic music during the unmaskings was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (uhGSf)

361 The lost episode where Barnaby Jones took a canoe trip filled in a lot of backstory.

Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (RuIsu)

362 I guess the entire atmosphere is contaminated with the Wu Flu.

It's in the vapors!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (EgshT)

363 My first cinematic crush was Barrie Chase. What a babe. Check out her dance sequence in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX8)

364 As a kid I loved Kolchak, The Night Stalker. One more role for Simon Oakland as the crusty but benign boss. Talk about typecast.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (H8QX

I love Kolchak. I have the whole series on DVD, plus the two TV movies, as well as the original stories by creator Jeff Rice.

I was pleasantly surprised a while back to see Jack Grinnage (Ron "Uptight" Updyke) in a small role on The Munsters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)

365 >>Elizabeth Montgomery.
Posted by: Zod
Barbara Feldon
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (axyOa)

Yes. Diana Rigg.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

366 Tump needs to start running ads highlighting his achievements. Nonstop. His admin dealing with H1bs, ME wins, economy. I think H1B related will resonate.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

367 346 I used to have a Remains Of The Day lunchbox.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (+DQEH)

James Bond Goldfinger

Rat Patrol

Then I liked a big workmans mailbox type.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (JFO2v)

368 'Barnaby Jones' episode tonight: Death by Blunt Object.

A Quinn Martin Production.

Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (88xKn)

369 Every thirty miles, he stops and jams his dick into a Tesla Super-Charger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (6XEHC)

K, boomer.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

370
Oh, and our very own scold weighed in, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

371 Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

Mrs. James Bond

I would give her a poke in the whiskers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (JFO2v)

372 >>>Angie gave us the memorable shower scene in the T&A thriller, "Dressed to Kill."

I believe that was a body-double, which is odd because Angie did nude stuff in other movies.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (HmZuC)

373 >>https://stoatnet.org/whitesocks.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

DIA, HART trip.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (xK9An)

374 I was very bothered by Jamie Sommers breaking up with Steve Austin because she lost her memory of being in love with him.

8 year old dagny felt this betrayal sorely.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (ySQBZ)

375 341 Biden is already taking credit for Trump's UAE-Israel agreement.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 08:51 PM (mNhhD)

Of course!

After all, it was his son in law, and daughter, that did the negotiations.

Look, if one is to just make crap up out of thin air, might as well go all the way.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

376 Every thirty miles, he stops and jams his dick into a Tesla Super-Charger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2020 08:53 PM (6XEHC)

Elon Musk??

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (JFO2v)

377 Just had a flashback to Susan George in Crazy Larry Dirty Mary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (WvQcX)

378 Didn't Barnaby Jones give us Ben Gazarra?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (39yhn)

379 Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

Mrs. James Bond

I would give her a poke in the whiskers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (JFO2v)

OHMSS is one my favorite Bond films.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

380 Pam Dawber had the girl-next-door thing going.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (sWM8x)

381 Why did McConnell adjourn, at last?

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (ONvIw)

382
I believe that was a body-double, which is odd because Angie did nude stuff in other movies.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (HmZuC)
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I think it was too, but, no matter, memorable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (WEBkv)

383 I used to have a Big Jim and Pulsar. I was always disappointed in how Pulsar's blood never really flowed when you pushed the button on his back.

I'm sure its the same for Democrats and the blood not flowing to Biden's Brain.

Posted by: alecthemad at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (j2PNK)

384 I think James Taylor is as big a twat as Neil Young.

Guy did a show where, after charging his fans $300 a seat, he completely changed the meter, melody, rhythm, and words of all his Greatest Hits. Basically the songs people paid him to play, he completely butchered.

Because screw the fans. They came to hear me, not their favorite songs. Me, and my genius. Besides, now they can't sing along. Or even tap their feet, since I even fucked up the rhythms! Suckers!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (j3jZX)

385 364 As a kid I loved Kolchak, The Night Stalker. One more role for Simon Oakland as the crusty but benign boss. Talk about typecast.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (H8QX

I love Kolchak. I have the whole series on DVD, plus the two TV movies, as well as the original stories by creator Jeff Rice.

I was pleasantly surprised a while back to see Jack Grinnage (Ron "Uptight" Updyke) in a small role on The Munsters.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)

Zombie in Wrecking Yard

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (JFO2v)

386 362 I guess the entire atmosphere is contaminated with the Wu Flu.
It's in the vapors!!! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (EgshT)

The Miasmatic Theory is new again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (eTZoJ)

387 You left out Barbara Eden?

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She's still around, right? She'd be my first pick of this whole bunch. Just seemed like fun all around

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (7ZQe3)

388 Rat Patrol. Man, I LOVED that show. I desperately wanted a jeep with a .50 cal on the back. Actually, I still do.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (HmZuC)

389 I was pleasantly surprised a while back to see Jack Grinnage (Ron "Uptight" Updyke) in a small role on The Munsters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)

Funniest scene in The Munsters is when Paul Lynn played Herman's dentist with the giant eye glasses. The episode where Herman is allowed to play at Lynn's golf country club is a classic.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (w2LAm)

390
I used to have a Remains Of The Day lunchbox.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 08:52 PM (+DQEH)

Do you also have the My Dinner With Andre action figures?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (idLQk)

391 DIA, HART trip.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:55 PM (xK9An)

I don't know what that means.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

392 OHMSS is one my favorite Bond films.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

You liked George?? He was a fucking model hired at the last minute.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:58 PM (JFO2v)

393 Young Franpsycho was into Lindsay Wagner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2020 08:58 PM (JvZF+)

394 Hannity/Barr time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 08:59 PM (sWM8x)

395 The ny post, which used to be on our side, is calling for PDT to be nicer and not call people names....hum? I wonder if that applies to the left calling PDT Hitler? And worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)

396 Get your Sophie's Choice disposable action figures here.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 08:59 PM (39yhn)

397 You liked George?? He was a fucking model hired at the last minute.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:58 PM (JFO2v)

And the rest of them weren't ? HAHAHAH !!
I liked the ensemble, the script and cinematography.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

398 >>I don't know what that means.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

The guy with the white socks is a DIA collector. The HART trip is the expensive, pointless deployment he's been put on.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (xK9An)

399 388 Rat Patrol. Man, I LOVED that show. I desperately wanted a jeep with a .50 cal on the back. Actually, I still do.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (HmZuC)

shoot those people in the anti-designation league

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (JFO2v)

400 I can haz Jeep with .50 cal?

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (ZfRYq)

401 Barbara Eden in "The Andy Griffith Show" as the manicurist was just wow.

She looked so naturally beautiful as to be unreal.

And she had a great ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (Z+IKu)

402 Rat Patrol. Man, I LOVED that show. I desperately wanted a jeep with a .50 cal on the back. Actually, I still do.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Not .50s - or even Yanks but still:

https://tinyurl.com/y2k5osgh

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (Rvt88)

403 OHMSS is one my favorite Bond films.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

You liked George?? He was a fucking model hired at the last minute.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:58 PM (JFO2v)

It was his first role and he was a bit of a stiff but it is one of the best Bond movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (idLQk)

404 Bionic fox> Joe Biden ad?
Saw Biden ad, didn't stay for the fox.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (rRG/K)

405 My first cinematic crush was Barrie Chase. What a babe. Check out her dance sequence in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World."
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX

She was OK. I got hot and bothered over Edie Adams, especially when her dress got ripped up the side of those long, long legs. Yowza!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (2JVJo)

406 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)

NGU, funny how the return of civil discourse always starts with our side playing nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (eTZoJ)

407 388 Rat Patrol. Man, I LOVED that show. I desperately wanted a jeep with a .50 cal on the back. Actually, I still do.

Yeah, but British working with American soldiers. How does that even possibly work?

Posted by: dantesed at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (88xKn)

408 Another vote for OHMSS...top tier Bond flick, despite Lazenby.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ja/kn)

409 My childhood crushes were;

Captain Kirk
Bob Conrad from the Wil Wild West syndication
Steve Austin
Col Hogan

Apparently, my older brother had control of the TV and syndication was better than primetime.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ySQBZ)

410
When I was a kid, a scene from The Twilight Zone scared the bejesus out of me. A man suffers an accident injuring his wrist. When he examines the wound, he finds a bunch of circuits and wires and other robot stuff in his arm.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

In His Image

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734578

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (aKsyK)

411 The corona virus probably won't kill a million, but it will sicken many
millions with the "long CoVID" effect. They're going to be fatigued and
not able to work the jobs they used to. They are also going to have
ravaged internal organs. Guess how they vote.

By "they" I of course mean "you", for a lot of you. Because you're
not taking precautions and are rather vocal about it.

I'd recommend leeches and a good bloodletting but I don't even think trepanation could save you now.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (luzVb)

412 What is The Six Million Dollar Man, adjusted for inflation? In today's dollars, of course...

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I don't know but Biden could build him back better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (+y/Ru)

413 Big Jim triggered a Kentucky Fried Movie nostalgia trip.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (e1mEI)

414 Stephanie Zimbalist, Kate Jackson, Lindsay Wagner

All are acceptable.

***Zod, am I doing this correctly?***

Posted by: browndog at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)

415 Do you also have the My Dinner With Andre action figures?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 08:57 PM (idLQk)

Fucked up lunchboxes:

The Crying Game

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (JFO2v)

416 dantesed, The Eagle has Landed.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (39yhn)

417 Barbara Eden in "The Andy Griffith Show" as the manicurist was just wow.

She looked so naturally beautiful as to be unreal.

And she had a great ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (Z+IKu)

That episode was on last week. For some reason, my husband decided to sit down and watch the whole thing.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2020 09:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

418 The guy with the white socks is a DIA collector. The HART trip is the expensive, pointless deployment he's been put on.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (xK9An)

Ah.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (t+qrx)

419 I'd recommend leeches and a good bloodletting but I don't even think trepanation could save you now.

Barber shop now open!

Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (Rvt88)

420 George Lazenby, the man who turned down appearing in additional Bond movies because he was too big for that shit, or something. Currently starring as "man in lobby" in an adaptation of Driving Miss Daisy at the Corn n Boards Dinner Theater in Ames, Iowa.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (HmZuC)

421 315 You left out Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (j3jZX)

And of course the answer is Elizabeth Montgomery!

Posted by: browndog at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (BgMrQ)

422 >>the "long CoVID" effect.

Always be closing.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (xK9An)

423 As a kid I loved Kolchak, The Night Stalker. One more role for Simon Oakland as the crusty but benign boss. Talk about typecast.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 08:47 PM (H8QX

I love Kolchak. I have the whole series on DVD, plus the two TV movies, as well as the original stories by creator Jeff Rice.

I was pleasantly surprised a while back to see Jack Grinnage (Ron "Uptight" Updyke) in a small role on The Munsters.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)

Zombie in Wrecking Yard
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (JFO2v)

He was also one of the kids in Rebel Without A Cause, but I don't remember the exact name of his character. i hate James Dean.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (2JVJo)

424 409 My childhood crushes were;

Captain Kirk
Bob Conrad from the Wil Wild West syndication
Steve Austin
Col Hogan

Apparently, my older brother had control of the TV and syndication was better than primetime.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ySQBZ)

Sideburns did it for you, huh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (WvQcX)

425 408 Another vote for OHMSS...top tier Bond flick, despite Lazenby.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ja/kn)

Ugh. Hated it. Lazenby sucked.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (ejsiI)

426 I desperately wanted a jeep with a .50 cal on the back. Actually, I still do.

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Could come in handy tbese days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)

427 Fucked up lunchboxes:

The Crying Game
Posted by: rhennigantx

Mommy Dearest

The Bad Seed

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (Rvt88)

428 >>> 78 Darn you, ace. Despite having a 6 million dollar man doll as a kid (similar to a G.I. Joe doll with a kung fu grip), the 6 million $ man show was on Wednesday nights. Same night as my CCD classes. Hence, I never got to see any of the episodes.
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 08:11 PM (amQo5)

IT"S NOT A DOLL IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE!!!!
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)

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Frick!!! How did I screw that up? I condemn myself.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (amQo5)

429 If by chance you happened to be in the Windy City between May 28th and June 2nd of this year, you would have had very good reason to be terrified. During this period Chicago was being stalked by a horror so frightening, so fascinating, that it ranks with the great mysteries of all times.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (2lndx)

430 409 My childhood crushes were;

Captain Kirk
Bob Conrad from the Wil Wild West syndication
Steve Austin
Col Hogan

Apparently, my older brother had control of the TV and syndication was better than primetime.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ySQBZ)

My lil sis loved Glenn Campbell and Then came Broson Michael Parks

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (JFO2v)

431 And of course the answer is Elizabeth Montgomery!

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Very pretty but not as full figured as Eden.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (7ZQe3)

432 Will people LIKE the idea of a mandate that you always have to wear a mask "outside?"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (ySQBZ)

433 Every thirty miles, he stops and jams his dick into a Tesla Super-Charger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's Farrah Fawcett Super Charger to you, mister!

Posted by: Zombie Farrah Fawcett-Majors at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)

434 My childhood crushes were;

Captain Kirk
Bob Conrad from the Wil Wild West syndication
Steve Austin
Col Hogan

Mickey Mantle for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (85Gof)

435 I liked the ensemble, the script and cinematography.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

OHMSS may have best story of the series. Peter Hunt, who'd edited all of the Bond films in dynamic and innovative fashion, directed. He did an excellent job. I try to imagine that movie with Connery.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (H8QX8)

436 Yes. Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

Diana Rigg = OG

Posted by: browndog at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (BgMrQ)

437 Hannity/Barr time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 08:59 PM (sWM8x)

It's so nice to know that the AG has cleared up enough corruption and treason in DC that he can take time out of his daily nap schedule to flap his mouth on a goddamned talk show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (2JVJo)

438 6 million stunners

Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (vCRPc)

439 My favorite episode was when Steve crashed a Cessna L-19 Bird Dog and bent the prop. He took the prop bolts out with his bionic fingers and straightened the prop with his bionic arm and put the prop back on. They used the sound of an air impact gun
when he spun the bolts back in at lighning speed. Hilarious...

Posted by: DBCooper at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (y1Mvi)

440 May 21st, 3 AM, across the state line, at Werner's Boom-Boom Room in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Michelle Schifman, dancer, whatever, had just done her last number. I mean really her last number.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (2lndx)

441 180 Erin Gray and Pamela Hensley!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 08:27 PM (naqEg)

Erin Gray couldn't compete with Pamela Hensley which should tell you how utterly beautiful Ms. Hensley was at the time.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (9Faja)

442 I think James Taylor is as big a twat as Neil Young.

Guy did a show where, after charging his fans $300 a seat, he completely changed the meter, melody, rhythm, and words of all his Greatest Hits. Basically the songs people paid him to play, he completely butchered.

Because screw the fans. They came to hear me, not their favorite songs. Me, and my genius. Besides, now they can't sing along. Or even tap their feet, since I even fucked up the rhythms! Suckers!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (j3jZX)

I'm not saying it's right, but I can understand it. Eons ago I was dating a gal who loved Taylor. He was her favorite. So yeah, I went. And even for a while kinda got into it, as I guess this was years after he was a hit. By then ALL his hits were old favorites.

Anyhoo, I ended up listening to him for a while afterwards, and I think maybe I got about half a dozen spins into his songs before I got tired of hearing them.

I would imagine it was exponentially worse for him.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (hku12)

443 427 Fucked up lunchboxes:

The Crying Game
Posted by: rhennigantx

Mommy Dearest

The Bad Seed
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (Rvt8

Dirty Dancing

Roadhouse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (JFO2v)

444 Sideburns did it for you, huh?

It was the 70s.

Notice no soy.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (ySQBZ)

445 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TO SHOW THAT HE/SHE WAS RUNNING REALLY FAST THEY WOULD USE SLOW MOTION.

Posted by: JAS at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (RkSt0)

446 Batgirl.

Curve status: Not flattened.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (xK9An)

447 Oh crushes. I meant idol for the Mick

My first crush was Penny from sky king

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (85Gof)

448 May 24th, 11:30 PM, three days later, Milwaukee again. Debbie Fielder, 22, 5 feet 9, weight 120, hobbies breaking horses and collecting bone china. Debbie wanted to be successful. She should have settled for being alive.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (2lndx)

449 I remember reading, during the run of the show, some of the debunking (a normal human spine couldn't survive the forces generated by bionic limbs, etc). Never detracted from my enjoyment of the show.

A joke my sister told me, when Lee Majors was so popular: Lee Majors is going to dump Farrah for Olivia Newton John. He figures he shouldn't settle for just a faucet when he can have a whole John....

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (rw/ga)

450 >>> Will people LIKE the idea of a mandate that you always have to wear a mask "outside?"
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (ySQBZ)

====

So when my wife and I are out for a ride on the motorcycle will a bask be required?

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (amQo5)

451 My childhood crushes were;

Captain Kirk
Bob Conrad from the Wil Wild West syndication
Steve Austin
Col Hogan

Apparently, my older brother had control of the TV and syndication was better than primetime.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ySQBZ)

Clint Eastwood (Rowdy!)
James Garner (way back)
Chuck Connors (ditto)
James Darren (?) from Time Tunnel
Robert Conrad - definitely

All before the real crushes on David Cassidy and Davy Jones and Bobby Sherman and Michael Jackson v. Donnie Osmond.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

452 Will people LIKE the idea of a mandate that you always have to wear a mask "outside?"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (ySQBZ)

We all want to do our civic duty, am I right comrade dagny?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (eTZoJ)

453 Hannity is babbling about his love of masks.

He really should get it over with and challenge Biden to headbutt contest.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (luzVb)

454 6 million dollars was a lot of money back then. I'm guessing the actual work was around 4 million, with the balance being bribes and kickbacks, since it was government work. These days, it would cost a billion, based on Hillary's theft.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (+DQEH)

455 >>> ====

So when my wife and I are out for a ride on the motorcycle will a bask be required?
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (amQo5)

mask

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (amQo5)

456 I had the 6 Million Dollar Man doll.
And the 6 Million Dollar Man board game
And the 6 Million Dollar Man LP record. It wasn't music, but a story.

Also the Starsky and Hutch board game.

Sold them all at a yard sale. Or donated to charity. When I was still a teen I think. I had no idea about "collectibles" and no idea that one day eBay would be a thing.

No wonder I'm poor!

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (786Ro)

457 May 25th, 10 AM. Tony Vincenzo and I were debating my coverage of the robbery at First County Bank & Trust where thieves had escaped with over one hundred thousand dollars. For reasons I have never been able to understand, Vincenzo has always confused my reporter's clever ingenuity with what he calls "high-handed lunacy".

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (2lndx)

458 447 Oh crushes. I meant idol for the Mick

My first crush was Penny from sky king
Posted by: Nevergiveup

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June (is busting out all over) Lockhart of Lassie.

yeah, she was older, so what?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (Rvt88)

459 444 Sideburns did it for you, huh?

It was the 70s.
Notice no soy.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM (ySQBZ)

No Burt Reynolds?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (WvQcX)

460 453 Hannity is babbling about his love of masks.

You can't be serious. What a douche.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (H8QX8)

461 314 Sky High is a great flick. I had read on the web that it was worth watching, so when it came out on dvd I bought a copy for my kids (group gift). They said thanks, and then ignored it until the novelty of their individual goodies wore off. Came home from work one day during Christmas break and discovered that had watched it on a lark, and loved it.
Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 08:48 PM (U2zca)

Sky High was vastly underrated, Kelly Preston looked great!

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (9Faja)

462 4 6 million dollars was a lot of money back then. I'm guessing the actual work was around 4 million, with the balance being bribes and kickbacks, since it was government work. These days, it would cost a billion, based on Hillary's theft.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (+DQEH)

Hey at least 2 million went to the teamsters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (85Gof)

463 Do kids even have heroes any more?

Mine were people like John Glenn and Mickey Mantle.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 09:08 PM (sWM8x)

464 Let's face it, all 70s starlets did coke.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

465 >>> Hannity is babbling about his love of masks.

He really should get it over with and challenge Biden to headbutt contest.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:07 PM (luzVb)

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RYFKM?

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (amQo5)

466 George Lazenby, the man who turned down appearing in
additional Bond movies because he was too big for that shit, or
something. Currently starring as "man in lobby" in an adaptation of
Driving Miss Daisy at the Corn n Boards Dinner Theater in Ames, Iowa.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM (HmZuC)

Stupidity on his part and bad advice from his agent who told him that Easy Rider was what people wanted those days not a guy in a tuxedo. He would return to play James Bond in the 80s

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (idLQk)

467 Dr Steel's tattoo not as cool as Kung Fu's.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (r+sAi)

468 I'm leaving town tomorrow for a weekend at the lake. Such a little thing really.. but I can't tell you how excited I am to be getting the hell out of Dodge.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

469 436 Yes. Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

Diana Rigg = OG

Posted by: browndog at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (BgMrQ)

In that black leather body suit.

oh my.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

470 Citizen Cake: "WKRP in Cincinnati was tangled up for the longest time because they played music from big acts in a lot of the episodes."

Which, of course, makes no sense. It's not like the show played the entire song. No one is going to bootleg a record from a TV show snippet. And, as any marketer would know, a band/publisher/distributor should love, love, love having a sample in the media stream to mark either a) your coming of age or b) maintaining top-level relevance in a saturated industry.

Talk about bad business decisions.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (HhXSr)

471 masks during sex !

Posted by: karen at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

472 Biden is already taking credit for Trump's UAE-Israel agreement.

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That man can do more alone in his basement than other people can with an office building and staff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)

473 He would return to play James Bond in the 80s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (idLQk)

wait wut??

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (JFO2v)

474 Hannity likes lamp.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (xK9An)

475 401 Barbara Eden in "The Andy Griffith Show" as the manicurist was just wow.

She looked so naturally beautiful as to be unreal.

And she had a great ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 09:00 PM (Z+IKu)

Shocking to someone is this century that they were allowed to show her (uncropped) walking down the street, if only for a second. Is that the most recent time that everyday reality wasn't banned on American TV or movies?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (BRkq2)

476 471 masks during sex !
Posted by: karen at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

doggie and reverse cowgirl would also be accepted answers

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (JFO2v)

477 OHMSS is one my favorite Bond films.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

Propellerheads did a neat remix of the title theme back in the 1990s.

https://youtu.be/7O1_0hikl-A

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

478 And here's the postscript. When they drained that pond they found nothing--nothing--but some old clothes. For some reason the police suddenly decided they wanted those--and my head. I don't know how Vincenzo will handle the charges of arson and malicious mischief lodged against me by Captain Warren. But that fire was a big one. A six-alarmer. A blast furnace couldn't have done a better job. Everything gone. The house. My story. The evidence. Like they say, ashes to ashes.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (2lndx)

479 Hey, don't forget me! I have a fully-functional, bionic ding-a-ling and the writers let me use it in an episode.

Posted by: Lt. Commander Data at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (xxG/v)

480 Nothing says 'look at me, please!!' like trying to steal an accomplishment the day it happens.

Pretty pitiful look for Nose Plugs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (WvQcX)

481 masks during sex !
Posted by: karen

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Why ahead of you Karen.

Posted by: Zombie Marquis de Sade at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt88)

482 Will people LIKE the idea of a mandate that you always have to wear a mask "outside?"
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:04 PM (ySQBZ)

No, they won't "like" it. But they will be shamed or bullied into it. And corporations are banking on it, as well. Just turn on any TV channel to see not only masks being sold, but exhortations to wear one and commercials where all the people in them are wearing the Mask of Cain.

To quote George Zimmer, "I guarantee it."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)

483 Hannity is babbling
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It pays the bills.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (8zi3q)

484 I'm getting the feeling that the Hannity-Barr announcement thing is just going to be so much hot air

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (7ZQe3)

485 474 Hannity likes lamp.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (xK9An)

He has to be a plant.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:12 PM (BRkq2)

486 buckleup

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:12 PM (luzVb)

487 There were board games?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 13, 2020 09:12 PM (uhGSf)

488 When, exactly, doesn't Hannity babble?

Worst host ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:12 PM (WvQcX)

489 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (2lndx)

You know I can hear Darren McGavin in my head now, don't you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:12 PM (2JVJo)

490 Propellerheads did a neat remix of the title theme back in the 1990s.

https://youtu.be/7O1_0hikl-A
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

Techno !

Posted by: karen at August 13, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

491 One thing survived the inferno, however. There's enough of it left to read the name of the maker. Peele's Footwear, London, Southwest 1. They're still there of course. But they don't make this style shoe anymore. It was discontinued over seventy years ago.

Seventy. Years. Ago.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (2lndx)

492 Yeah, but British working with American soldiers. How does that even possibly work?
Posted by: dantesed

Brit soldier: At midnight, we raid Jerry.
US soldier: Jerry who? I say we raid the Krauts.
Brit soldier: What's a Kraut, old chap?

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro)

493 >>>Hey, don't forget me! I have a fully-functional, bionic ding-a-ling and the writers let me use it in an episode.

Is that the one where they needed a filler episode and gave Data a girlfriend?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (HmZuC)

494 drat

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

495 484 I'm getting the feeling that the Hannity-Barr announcement thing is just going to be so much hot air
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (7ZQe3)

Barr needs to write on a poster board whatever he wants to say and just hold it up so people can read it while idjitboy talks the whole time.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (BRkq2)

496 I'm not saying it's right, but I can understand it. Eons ago I was dating a gal who loved Taylor. He was her favorite. So yeah, I went. And even for a while kinda got into it, as I guess this was years after he was a hit. By then ALL his hits were old favorites.

Anyhoo, I ended up listening to him for a while afterwards, and I think maybe I got about half a dozen spins into his songs before I got tired of hearing them.

I would imagine it was exponentially worse for him.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (hku12)

I've heard that Loudon Wainwright III is so sick of his one hit, "Dead Skunk," that he won't play it in concert unless someone in the audience pays him $500 in cash, up front.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)

497 Brit soldier: At midnight, we raid Jerry.
US soldier: Jerry who? I say we raid the Krauts.
Brit soldier: What's a Kraut, old chap?
Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro)

did you look under the bonnet
wait wut we gots bitches here

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:14 PM (JFO2v)

498 masks during sex !

Wait..is that frowned upon?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

499 484: I wonder

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:14 PM (ONvIw)

500 Yes. Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

The Avengers 66-67. Rowrrr.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (9Faja)

501 William Shatner episode where he can talk to dolphins after coming back from space. Weirdest episode ever

Posted by: Jcelephant at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (XilKj)

502 oh god, Hannity defending McCain...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (luzVb)

503 Hannity likes lamp.
Posted by: Zod

No, he loves lamp. And window licking.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (XTyi0)

504 484 I'm getting the feeling that the Hannity-Barr announcement thing is just going to be so much hot air
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:11 PM (7ZQe3)

Barr needs to write on a poster board whatever he wants to say and just hold it up so people can read it while idjitboy talks the whole time.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:13 PM (BRkq2)

He should reclaim his time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (AiZBA)

505 You know I can hear Darren McGavin in my head now, don't you?

I'm done now. That was all of the cassette monologues from the Ripper episode. I think a lot of modern reporters think they're Carl Kolchak.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (2lndx)

506 In the TV movies and early episodes Steve Austin killed some people. Also in the tv movie they specifically say he was a civilian astronaut. Later they made him AF. The organization he belonged to was different in the movies.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (HwiWi)

507
I'm following the social distancing mandate.

Get within six feet of me and I'm going to knock you on your ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (39yhn)

508
Sideburns did it for you, huh?

Sideburns don't need your sympathy.

Posted by: Tony Travis at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

509 These guests just stutter and stammer. Hannity just fucking drones and babbles.

I never watch this shit and I am reminded why.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (fIHXk)

510 My childhood crushes were;

Captain Kirk
Bob Conrad from the Wil Wild West syndication
Steve Austin
Col Hogan

Apparently, my older brother had control of the TV and syndication was better than primetime.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 09:01 PM (ySQBZ)

Not James Gardner in Maverick - my sisters creamed over him.

You know who was cute? Dorthey Hamill - I don't know why - maybe just the girl next door look.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (w2LAm)

511 BurtTC: "Anyhoo, I ended up listening to him for a while afterwards, and I think maybe I got about half a dozen spins into his songs before I got tired of hearing them."

His songs sounded best when one was a) at the beach and b) piss drunk. His appeal to me was never his songs; it was the atmosphere around his songs. I never actually "loved" any of his music, and, tragically, I outgrew that atmosphere pretty quickly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (HhXSr)

512 Let's just say Hannity is a not complex person.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (XTyi0)

513 There are always board games.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/17656/
family-ties-game

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (786Ro)

514 Stupidity on his part and bad advice from his agent who told him that Easy Rider was what people wanted those days not a guy in a tuxedo. He would return to play James Bond in the 80s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 09:09 PM (idLQk)
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Wasn't he also the bad good guy in "Chuck?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (WEBkv)

515
I'm not saying it's right, but I can understand it. Eons ago I was dating a gal who loved Taylor. He was her favorite. So yeah, I went. And even for a while kinda got into it, as I guess this was years after he was a hit. By then ALL his hits were old favorites.

Anyhoo, I ended up listening to him for a while afterwards, and I think maybe I got about half a dozen spins into his songs before I got tired of hearing them.

I would imagine it was exponentially worse for him.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (hku12)

Instead of making millions and millions from fans over the years that bought his albums and went to his concerts, he could have gone to work on a factory floor as a career. And sing whatever he wants to sing.

It really pisses me off that some artists change their biggest hits. Those effing songs are why you have 300 feet of oceanfront on Malibu, an apartment on the 50th floor in NYC, that paid the bills when you want to fly by private jet anywhere in the world.

Some guys can't hit the high notes any more, but get a backup singer to hit them, like Elton John did. And not every top hit needs to be played either.

But to just out and out deceive those that paid for your success, to use a phrase, "flaming pineapple, wrapped in barbed wire."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

516 Hannity's not very bright, so his mask love is unsurprising.

But the clownshow of the CDC is something else. Redfield is a buffoon, and none of the public faces are any better. There are serious people there, but not at the top.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (OTzUX)

517 Brit soldier: Stay away from that lorrie.
US soldier: Yeah, that bitch gave me the clap.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (HmZuC)

518 The early Six Million Dollar Man TV movies used a cheesy theme song that I kind of like:

https://tinyurl.com/y6qzxtcl

He's the maaaaaaaan! (Six Million Dollar Man!)
He's the maaaaaaaan! (Six Million Dollar Man!)
Yeah!
Catch him if you can
Beat him if you can
Love him if you can
He's the maaaaaaaan! (Six Million Dollar Man!)

Posted by: Kensington at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (IRDr0)

519 509 These guests just stutter and stammer. Hannity just fucking drones and babbles.

I never watch this shit and I am reminded why.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (fIHXk)

The "Life, Liberty and Levin" from this past Sunday evening was on point. I wouldn't be able to watch much, if any, of Mr. Hannity.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 09:17 PM (ejsiI)

520 And for the musical 'rons...Susan Dey.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (axyOa)

521 Dagny, Robert Conrad said his pants were so tight inWild,Wild West he frequently split them in fight scenes( he did his own stunts mostly)

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (HwiWi)

522 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Carousel

Oklahoma

Cats

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (JFO2v)

523 FOX planted Tammy Bruce on Hannity in order to boost the negative IQ points on this shit show. She must be horrified.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (luzVb)

524 Except their monster of the week is whoever is currently the biggest threat to the Democrats.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (2lndx)

525 Frankly, I won't be satisfied with the Russiagate investigations unless Romney gets indicted, and McCain named posthumously as an uninfected co-conspirator.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (+DQEH)

526 deplorable unperson: "oh god, Hannity defending McCain..."

Now he's done jumped again.

Posted by: Bionic Shark at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (HhXSr)

527 One thing I remember about the Six-Million Dollar Man is that Bigfoot appeared twice. Once it was Richard Kiel, the other time it was someone else.

And yes, I had the Steve Austin action figure. Track suit and all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

528 Fucked up lunchboxes:

The Crying Game

Posted by: rhennigantx

***
Mommy Dearest

The Bad Seed

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM

****
Dirty Dancing

Roadhouse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM

Kramer vs Kramer

Posted by: Bert G at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

529 "Which, of course, makes no sense. It's not like the
show played the entire song. No one is going to bootleg a record from a
TV show snippet. And, as any marketer would know, a
band/publisher/distributor should love, love, love having a sample in
the media stream to mark either a) your coming of age or b) maintaining
top-level relevance in a saturated industry.

Talk about bad business decisions.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel"

Lawyers don't care about that. If they let WKRP do it, then they'd have to let everyone, and it would set a precedent. Can't have that.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (Mm4NK)

530 Leaves have begun changing. Temps in the mid 60s in the evening. Fall, she is just about here.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (XESh3)

531 And for the musical 'rons...Susan Dey.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (axyOa)
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LA Law Susan Dey.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (WEBkv)

532 One thing better about the movies besides the killing was that there was no stupid slow mo every time he used his powers and none of that na nanana sound

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (HwiWi)

533 521 Dagny, Robert Conrad said his pants were so tight inWild,Wild West he frequently split them in fight scenes( he did his own stunts mostly)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (HwiWi)

Joe Biden went naked at white house pool and did his own stunts for female SS agents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (JFO2v)

534 522 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Carousel

Oklahoma

Cats
Posted by: rhennigantx

Chorus Line

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (Rvt88)

535 Leaves have begun changing. Temps in the mid 60s in the evening. Fall, she is just about here.
Posted by: Asshoes

It's...August.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (XTyi0)

536 Susan Dey.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (WEBkv)

Was she a partridge?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (JFO2v)

537 It feels like fall here too, highs in the high 70s today. But supposed to be 100 for Sunday, then drop back to the 80s. Strange weather.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (JKNZq)

538 Bill Barr has been prepped for Sean.

"Speak s-lo-w-ly and use tiny words."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (luzVb)

539 You know I can hear Darren McGavin in my head now, don't you?
I'm done now. That was all of the cassette monologues from the Ripper episode. I think a lot of modern reporters think they're Carl Kolchak.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:15 PM (2lndx)

Darren McGavin was good as the USMC Drill Instructor in "Tribes" with Jan Michael Drunkle.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (Z+IKu)

540 >>And yes, I had the Steve Austin action figure. Track suit and all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

"...with TELESCOPIC EYE...!!!"

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (xK9An)

541
Let's just say Hannity is a not complex person.
Posted by: eleven

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Where would he be without his music tracks?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (G51Gf)

542 a full minute into the conversation, and Hannity hasn't cut off Barr yet!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (sy5kK)

543
Was she a partridge?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (JFO2v)
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Yup.

Imagine my surprise when it turned out it was that Susan Dey.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (WEBkv)

544 Loudon Wainwright III had other songs?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:21 PM (BRkq2)

545 I also had the Evel Knievel on the bike (the one where you pull the ripcord and it tears off in a very satisfying manner).

Yes.

Yup, Butte. He was my boyhood hero.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

546 "She didn't do it for me. Other than wishing I had a genie to boss around.

Posted by: AlaBAMA"

I see the words on the page, but they do not translate into understandable English......

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 13, 2020 09:21 PM (Mm4NK)

547 529 They actually mute the music in the replays of Twitch streams. Also everyone erased their old clips because they were going to get copyright strike for music,

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:21 PM (HwiWi)

548
Oh wow. Couldn't have gotten this nugget from anyone other than Barr.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:21 PM (G51Gf)

549
These guests just stutter and stammer. Hannity just fucking drones and babbles.

I never watch this shit and I am reminded why.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

When Tucker finishes I switch over to Gomer Pyle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (aKsyK)

550 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (fIHXk)

551 525 Frankly, I won't be satisfied with the Russiagate investigations unless Romney gets indicted, and McCain named posthumously as an uninfected co-conspirator.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (+DQEH)

YES!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (BRkq2)

552 I had the red plaid metal lunchbox
booring

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (J8nVw)

553
Why won't The US Attorney General shut up and let Sean talk?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (luzVb)

554 Barr talking about Op Legend.

On the coup, nothing is happening

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (ZfRYq)

555 Kramer vs Kramer was, lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (uhGSf)

556 Susan Dey.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (WEBkv)

Was she a partridge?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (JFO2v)

LA Law - ugh

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (w2LAm)

557 I had the red plaid metal lunchbox
booring
Posted by: vmom 2020

Yet timeless. And that matching thermos!

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (XTyi0)

558 When Tucker finishes I switch over to Gomer Pyle.

anndd.. I'm laughing like an idiot here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

559 John Lennon's son is not woke( neither was he I have heard)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/393805/

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (HwiWi)

560 Not was

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (uhGSf)

561 >>> >>And yes, I had the Steve Austin action figure. Track suit and all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

"...with TELESCOPIC EYE...!!!"
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (xK9An)

=====

Yes! Had it.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (amQo5)

562
As far as I can tell, Barr showed up to make an affirmation about addressing violent crime in cities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (G51Gf)

563 I was looking for a Titanic Part II lunchbox.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (+DQEH)

564 522 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Carousel

Oklahoma

Cats
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:18 PM (JFO2v)

I'm still bent that my way-cool NFL lunchbox back in the day (each side had all the team helmets on them, by conference) was unceremoniously dumped by my parents in favor of the one Mork and Mindy lunchbox ever manufactured. There was one, and my parents found it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (ejsiI)

565 Get within six feet of me and I'm going to knock you on your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:16 PM (39yhn)

BH: I'm sure hoping that doesn't apply at the MoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (eTZoJ)

566 >>552 I had the red plaid metal lunchbox
booring Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (J8nVw)

Kung Fu. "Shaolin monk and martial-arts expert flees China after his master is killed..."

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (xK9An)

567 552 I had the red plaid metal lunchbox
booring
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 09:22 PM (J8nVw)

thats cool I had the mailbox black one as I could carry a soup bowl and a thermos

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (JFO2v)

568 Wasn't Susan Dey the pouty kid from the Patridge Family?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (WvQcX)

569 LA Law - ugh
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:23 PM (w2LAm)
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I remember watching the show for a bit, but, mostly, I think, just to look at Ms. Dey.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (WEBkv)

570 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kramer vs Kramer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)

571 I had an Incredible Hulk lunchbox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (fIHXk)

572 LA Law - ugh

But who can forget the lawyer who steps on to the elevator only to drop several floors. Had to be one of the most shocking moments in TV history.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

573
Barr talking about Op Legend.

On the coup, nothing is happening
Posted by: blaster

========

Hannity was advised not to ask about it, I'll be bound.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (G51Gf)

574 Metal lunchboxes got shit canned by concerned moms. They were concerned kids would hit each other over the head with them. Not even kidding.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (HwiWi)

575 Lunchboxes that get your...

Gave a mom a "my first drink" lunchbox for her tween, both laughed. Then maw got TDS, aint spoke in years.
Me bettah off.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (3ajbs)

576 I'm still bent that my way-cool NFL lunchbox back in the day (each side had all the team helmets on them, by conference) was unceremoniously dumped by my parents in favor of the one Mork and Mindy lunchbox ever manufactured. There was one, and my parents found it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (ejsiI)

Did they name you Sue too?

Posted by: Johnny Cash at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (AiZBA)

577 I'm still bent that my way-cool NFL lunchbox back in the day (each side had all the team helmets on them, by conference) was unceremoniously dumped by my parents in favor of the one Mork and Mindy lunchbox ever manufactured. There was one, and my parents found it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (ejsiI)

thats fucked up! I would leave there ashes in a roadside park!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (JFO2v)

578 >>I had the red plaid metal lunchbox

Muppets.

Then A-Team.

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (0/TM9)

579 There are always board games.

-
My mother bought a literary board game thinking there'd be questions like, "Who advised Laertes to neither a borrower or lender be?" . Instead, you just made books of an author's works and whoever had the most won. Since all the author's cards were printed on each card, it wasn't much of a challenge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (+y/Ru)

580 sockoff

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (0/TM9)

581 You know what I hate? that stupid retarded banter between Lara and Hannity at the beginning of her show - Gawd, make it stahp!

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (w2LAm)

582 Susan Dey was Kirsten Dunst level hot.

Which is to say, not.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (XTyi0)

583 Hrothgar, I better get a full on hug from everybody that arrives.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (39yhn)

584 Metal lunchboxes got shit canned by concerned moms. They were concerned kids would hit each other over the head with them. Not even kidding.
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (HwiWi)

well, yeah, but that is part of childhood...

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

585 On the coup, nothing is happening

No no no.

We are nearly, almost, just about, close to, a very big, not small, amazing new round of Congressional subpoenas.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (luzVb)

586
Barr talking about Op Legend.

On the coup, nothing is happening
Posted by: blaster

========

Hannity was advised not to ask about it, I'll be bound.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=======

Oh, woops. I was saying?

Well, I think blaster has it right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (G51Gf)

587 I had the quite valuable Star Wars one complete with thermos for many years. Alas when I left home it stayed there and I guess my parents disposed of it at some point.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (HwiWi)

588 A lunchbox? What luxury! We had a reused, brown paper bag with Frito chip stains. And we were grateful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (HhXSr)

589 >>You know what I hate? that stupid retarded banter between Lara and Hannity at the beginning of her show

Could be worse. Could be that annoying ass chick he talks to during his Radio Show.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (0/TM9)

590

Crain's Chicago Business - BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

Gee I wonder why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (idLQk)

591 where are the bats?

i was promised bats!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (ha9sh)

592 I had the rocket with Steve inside. Press the button on his back and he lifts up an engine block.

Which he thought was pretty cool until he saw evil kenevil on the bike race up a snow shovel and jump over our cat all while shooting sparks out the exhaust for the hell of it.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (l6b3d)

593 Those clips are great!
They look more like the 80's to me.. but they are dead in the middle of the 70's..
A lot of the guys are stached like the 80's//

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (CjFDo)

594
Darren McGavin was good as the USMC Drill Instructor in "Tribes" with Jan Michael Drunkle.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 09:20 PM (Z+IKu)

Darren McGavin was good in any role he was in during his 60 year career.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)

595 ucked up lunchboxes:

The Crying Game

Posted by: rhennigantx

***
Mommy Dearest

The Bad Seed

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:03 PM

****
Dirty Dancing

Roadhouse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:06 PM

Kramer vs Kramer
Posted by: Bert G

Silence of the Lambs
Alive!
The Donner Party
Eating Raoul

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (786Ro)

596
Got My Pillow muted as usual.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (G51Gf)

597 Ben Had you know I will hug you.. more than once!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

598 hurt sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (AiZBA)

599 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬

6 feet. Got it. I need to get on a rack to stretch out the arms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

600 594 Yep.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (HwiWi)

601 I had the Les Miserables lunchbox with the Dead Fantine thermos.

I saw the inside of many lockers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (wPVhA)

602 570 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kramer vs Kramer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)

9 and half weeks

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (JFO2v)

603
Silence of the Lambs
Alive!
The Donner Party
Eating Raoul
Posted by: Hands

========

Green Inferno.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (G51Gf)

604 I am trying like hell to remember what lunch-box I had as a kid in a new town. I do know that it was metal, and was cool enough to ward off additional beatings (me being puny and shy was enough of an incentive - hi, I'm Clarence*, and I'll be your bully this month). it very well may have been Steve Austin or Evel Knievel.

*And yes, one of my bullies was named Clarence. He may have had anger issues, in hindsight. I also recall that he spent some time in the Rawlins pen later on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

605 ....I think maybe I got about half a dozen spins into his songs before I got tired of hearing them.

I would imagine it was exponentially worse for him.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 09:05 PM (hku12)
===

I've thought about that many times. You get a guy who by law is required to begin IRA withdrawals next year, and he is standing there mouthing vapid things he said to sound cool when he was 17.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (BRkq2)

606 FFS Hannity, ask the gotdam question.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (8zi3q)

607 Boswell: "You know what I hate? that stupid retarded banter between Lara and Hannity at the beginning of her show - Gawd, make it stahp!"

Amen! Please, for the love of God, someone substitute a short commercial there instead!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (HhXSr)

608 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kramer vs Kramer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)

Midnight Cowboy.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

609

Darren McGavin was in the first Six Million Dollar Man movie

www.imdb.com/title/tt0070700

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

610 "the patience of Job on steroids and human growth hormone"

damn, that Hannity can turn a phrase.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (luzVb)

611 You one percenter kids with your hoity-toity lunchboxes.

All I ever had was the stupid brown paper bag I had to keep bringing back.

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)

612 A lunchbox? What luxury! We had a reused, brown paper bag with Frito chip stains. And we were grateful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (HhXSr)

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i had an empty Amway detergent box...

and i wasn't allowed Fritos, or any other snack foods.

and no, i wasn't grateful.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (ha9sh)

613 583 Hrothgar, I better get a full on hug from everybody that arrives.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (39yhn)

I have a good feeling that is not going to be a problem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (eTZoJ)

614 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Girls

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (0/TM9)

615 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Carousel

Oklahoma

Cats
Posted by: rhennigantx

Chorus Line
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:19 PM (Rvt8

La Cage Aux Folles

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (2JVJo)

616 thats cool I had the mailbox black one as I could carry a soup bowl and a thermos

Guy watching counter at porn store for pal at lunch gets asked...

How much for that plaid dildo?

Uh, $50.

(later) hey bob! I got fifty bucks for your thermos!

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (3ajbs)

617 Jewells, you know it, Darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (39yhn)

618 570 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kramer vs Kramer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)

Cry Baby

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (JFO2v)

619 The Matewan lunchbox was a tad depressing.

Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (RuIsu)

620 588 A lunchbox? What luxury! We had a reused, brown paper bag with Frito chip stains. And we were grateful.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:26 PM (HhXSr

Luxury!

I had to carry a grocery store bag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (WvQcX)

621 I bought the cutest lunchboxes for my kids, one was a Barbie playhouse, there was a Pluto one with his ears as handles ..they didn't care
They preferred practical ones
*smh*

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (J8nVw)

622 Crain's Chicago Business - BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

SEE! SEE! It's just like the capitalist running dogs to try and protect their investments and keep them from persons in need (and rioters - yeah, mostly rioters).

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (Rvt88)

623 SAW the lunchbox

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (fIHXk)

624 >>615 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Up With People!

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (xK9An)

625 I am sure Bill Barr is leaving Hannity's show now muttering how he's stupider for having gone. Nine gets you ten that Trump suggested he go.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (w2LAm)

626 Fucked up lunchboxes:
Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Kramer vs Kramer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)
Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

The Exorcist

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (eTZoJ)

627 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kramer vs Kramer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)

Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

*fine

Deep Throat.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

628 What the fuck is Hannity's problem besides being a retard? Why did Barr show up at the last second? Will the fire rise? Will there be moar vannings?

Or do people just come on Hannity to flex their airholes and do nothing?

Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (vCRPc)

629 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Blue Lagoon

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM (0/TM9)

630 575 Lunchboxes that get your...

Gave a mom a "my first drink" lunchbox for her tween, both laughed. Then maw got TDS, aint spoke in years.
Me bettah off.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (3ajbs)

That's quite sad, actually. But not uncommon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

631 583 Hrothgar, I better get a full on hug from everybody that arrives.
Posted by: Ben Had

And there was much rejoicing!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

632 Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

Ratso on the thermos

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM (JFO2v)

633 Fucked up lunchboxes:
Tootsie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Kramer vs Kramer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:24 PM (axyOa)
Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

The Exorcist
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (eTZoJ)

Altered States.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

634
Nine gets you ten that Trump suggested he go.
Posted by: Boswell

=======

Agree. I regret to say this my friends, but some conservatives can't keep up with Maria Bartiromo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM (G51Gf)

635 LeftCoast Dawg: "Darren McGavin was good in any role he was in during his 60 year career."

I will watch his performance in A Christmas Story every year until I die. He was born for that role.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (HhXSr)

636 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Nell

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (0/TM9)

637 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Blue Lagoon
Posted by: garrett

The English Patient

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (XTyi0)

638 I never had a lunchbox. I wasn't a packer.

Posted by: Eskimo at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (zIRb+)

639 606 FFS Hannity, ask the gotdam question.
Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (8zi3q)

I think Hannity is a Dem op.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (BRkq2)

640 NaCly, those arms will be good for a double hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (39yhn)

641 Amen! Please, for the love of God, someone substitute a short commercial there instead!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (HhXSr)

Heh - horde mind!

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (w2LAm)

642 *fine

Deep Throat.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

What?

Posted by: Mark Felt at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (9Faja)

643 OK, time for a shower, a snack and sleep.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (2JVJo)

644 >>615 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (xK9An)

645 i had an empty Amway detergent box...

and i wasn't allowed Fritos, or any other snack foods.

and no, i wasn't grateful.

I got a rock for lunch. Mom wouldn't even get it for me, I had to find one on my way to school while hiking 10 miles through 6 feet of snow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

646 588 AnonyBotymousDrivel

We had paper bags for lunch boxes, but we reused them. We'd put a star on the bag, trying to get up to 10. Normally 5 uses was all they lasted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

647 BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

-
GROOT!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (+y/Ru)

648 615 Lunchboxes that get your ass kicked:

Up With People!
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:29 PM (xK9An)

I saw those fuckers at a junior high assembly once. My buddy and I laughed our asses off, and got shushed more than once.

Hooray For Everything!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)

649 Nothing says parental guidance like a "brokeback mountain" luchbox.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (3ajbs)

650 628 he'd never announce indictments on Hannity.

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (ONvIw)

651 Fucked up lunchboxes:

Tootsie

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kramer vs Kramer.

Midnight Cowboy.

The Exorcist

Altered States.

Deep Throat

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (luzVb)

652 Barr says something announced tomorrow. For those who follow CTH Sundance had given a 5:00 pm deadline tomorrow before he releases some names of , heretofore, unnamed players.

Hmmm

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (7ZQe3)

653 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Birth of a Nation

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (0/TM9)

654 Lunch bags? What luxury! We had lard pails.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)

655
Based on what I'm hearing, I'm bracing for two justice systems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (G51Gf)

656 After all this conditioning I will be disappointed when we see the last of the adorable bats.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (EHBpV)

657 I had a UFO lunch box

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

658 Ben Had

Ahhhh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

659 Lunchboxes I would have liked to have:

Zulu
Guns of Navarone
James Bond (with secret compartments)

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (+DQEH)

660 BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

==

Macy's is rayciss!

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (J8nVw)

661 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly

Think virtual not actual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (eTZoJ)

662 616 thats cool I had the mailbox black one as I could carry a soup bowl and a thermos

Guy watching counter at porn store for pal at lunch gets asked...

How much for that plaid dildo?

Uh, $50.

(later) hey bob! I got fifty bucks for your thermos!
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (3ajbs)

I got a thermos!

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (9Faja)

663 BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

-

Holy cow !

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

664 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Birth of a Nation
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (0/TM9)

effin' lol

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (t+qrx)

665
>>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Blue Lagoon

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:30 PM

Actually, I wouldn't mind having a Blue Lagoon lunchbox. A Caligula lunchbox on the other hand...

Posted by: Bert G at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (OMsf+)

666 650 628 he'd never announce indictments ~~on Hannity.~~
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (ONvIw)

FTFY

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (vMCab)

667 Lunchbox you would still prank with: Underdog.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (BRkq2)

668 Ben Had

There may be a movie montage of my training up for the MoMeet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

669 655 what else is new

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (ONvIw)

670 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

The Sean Hannity Show

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (luzVb)

671 659 Lunchboxes I would have liked to have:

Zulu
Guns of Navarone
James Bond (with secret compartments)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

----

Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (Rvt88)

672 >>Barr says something announced tomorrow. For those who follow CTH Sundance had given a 5:00 pm deadline tomorrow before he releases some names of , heretofore, unnamed players.

I feel pretty confident that Barr doesn't give a damn what some blogger says or does.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

673 I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Which would be the coolest lunchbox ever.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (XTyi0)

674 670 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

The Sean Hannity Show
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (luzVb)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (JFO2v)

675 Eyes Wide Shut Lunchbox.

Posted by: John Podesta at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (fIHXk)

676
The important Wonder Woman question is:

Lynda Carter in the 80s or Gal Gadot now?

Discuss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (EGyGV)

677 655
Based on what I'm hearing, I'm bracing for two justice systems.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (G51Gf

I believe it's been here since the Clintons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (WvQcX)

678 Fucked up lunchboxes? I got this!

Se7en. "Oh, God, no, what's in the box?"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (H3MF8)

679 >>Fucked up lunchboxes:

Roots

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (luzVb)

680 Think virtual not actual!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!

No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

681
Good news about mail-in voting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (G51Gf)

682 United also move out staff from Downtown Chicago. Soon all luxury retailers will leave and the heart of the city will turn from luxury mecca into a ghetto.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)

683 666. maybe Hannity should bring a ham sandwich for him to indict

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (ONvIw)

684 657 I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

wut like generic UFOs

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (JFO2v)

685 676
The important Wonder Woman question is:

Lynda Carter in the 80s or Gal Gadot now?

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (EGyGV)

Yes

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (vMCab)

686 I recall being in the first grade. No cafeteria. We all just sat along the walls of the gym and ate our sad lunches from paper bags.

Oh, and BTW, speaking of lunch boxes, my buddy scored a KISS lunch box, because his parents got divorced.

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

687 673 I have the DVD set. Still one of the great intro/ theme songs ever

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (HwiWi)

688 I would have liked a Patton Lunch Box

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (0/TM9)

689 F up lunch boxes

The Deer Hunter

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (9dzlp)

690 Fucked up lunchboxes: Scooby Doo, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin...

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

691 Gal Gadot would never do anal.

So Lynda.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (XTyi0)

692 Did Barr say something will be announced tomorrow?

I heard him say that they would charge when they had evidence they could prove.

Since we've had evidence of Comey violating classified information protections and Barr saying eh we aren't going to charge, I think it means nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is happening.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (ZfRYq)

693 681
Good news about mail-in voting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (G51Gf

What good news? The Supreme Court let Rhode Island get away with it. I imagine the floodgates are now open.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (WvQcX)

694 657 I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

---------

Those generic public domain lunchboxes are sad. "Here, kid. Your lunchbox is just as nice as the Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea licensed lunchboxes that all the snooty kids have."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)

695 Leaning Gal Gadot WW. Truly beautiful woman.

Lynda had the knockers, though.

Posted by: John Podesta at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (fIHXk)

696 I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

--

They were out of Blue Oyster Cult, I imagine.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (WQX9n)

697 Oh, and BTW, speaking of lunch boxes, my buddy scored a KISS lunch box, because his parents got divorced.

This made me I laugh like an idiot.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (luzVb)

698 657 I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

the band, with Phil Mogg and Michael Schenker and Paul Chapman, or like flying saucers?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

699 692 Sean deserved this dud

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (ONvIw)

700
Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:33 PM (Rvt8

*smiles*

Posted by: 9 year old LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (sy5kK)

701 689 F up lunch boxes

The Deer Hunter
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

The Black Dahlia

Taxi Driver

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (Rvt88)

702
maybe Hannity should bring a ham sandwich for him to indict
Posted by: CN

=======

Barr: "The bad news is, we could find no compelling evidence against Comey, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe, Ohr, Strzok, Page, or Weissman. The good news is, this ham sandwich won't see freedom for 43 years."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf)

703 *made me laugh.

I am not as think as you drunk I am.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (luzVb)

704 No shit

Army Navy store Austin Tex

Dolph Briscoe (tex pol) Lunchbox

I bought 1 to carry to biz school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Briscoe

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (JFO2v)

705 684 657 I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

wut like generic UFO.

No. The tv series.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (9dzlp)

706 I think it means nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is happening.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (ZfRYq)

Wut, what's that you say?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff Sessions at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (eTZoJ)

707 Barr just unilaterally surrendered.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (ZfRYq)

708 Clockwork Orange lunchbox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (fIHXk)

709 GROOT!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (+y/Ru)

"OTB outlet to bid on Macy Property Vacation"

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (w2LAm)

710 37 minutes I'll never get back. And I missed Gomer Pyle.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (8zi3q)

711 Well, Hannity actually let Barr talk. See Sean, you can do it if you want

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (7ZQe3)

712
they would charge when they had evidence they could prove.

Since we've had evidence of Comey violating classified information protections and Barr saying eh we aren't going to charge, I think it means nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is happening.
Posted by: blaster

========

That's it right there. Evidence has been lying around on the ground since 2015.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)

713 >>691 Gal Gadot would never do anal.
So Lynda. Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (XTyi0)

Nellie Oleson would never do anal.

So Mrs. Ingalls.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (xK9An)

714 I fell for Geraldo's Al Capone vault.

Since then I don't believe any media person on anything.

All of them are carnival barkers trying to keep eyeballs and paychecks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (WvQcX)

715 OK, nerds. Having trouble sleeping? This is just the thing. B-17 bomber sounds.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=52Qq1o1b1cg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

716 Sean deserved this dud

That's why Geraldo loves him.

Sean basically opens Capone's vault on every single show.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (luzVb)

717 712. So worthless

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (ONvIw)

718 Barr says something announced tomorrow. For those who follow CTH Sundance had given a 5:00 pm deadline tomorrow before he releases some names of , heretofore, unnamed players.
Hmmm
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (7ZQe3)
~~~~~

Yeah Barr said something for tomorrow, not earth-shattering, but a sign of the direction they're heading. Sundance has lost it. Did you see his Twitter feed last night?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (sGotD)

719 Trivia: Benedict Cumberbatch's mom was in UFO( the Gerry Anderson show)

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (HwiWi)

720 BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

Trump, Inc. is going to make a fortune buying up NYC and then getting Rudy Giuliani as mayor.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (z36Kd)

721 632 Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

I am lobbying The James Madison for a movie thread review of that. So timely!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (BRkq2)

722 716 Sean deserved this dud

That's why Geraldo loves him.

Sean basically opens Capone's vault on every single show.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (luzVb)

I think Glenn Beck was worse though.

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (vMCab)

723 F up lunch boxes.

Mary Poopins

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (9dzlp)

724 Oh please. Nellie Olson would totally do anal.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (XTyi0)

725 Barr: "The bad news is, we could find no compelling evidence against Comey, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe, Ohr, Strzok, Page, or Weissman. The good news is, this ham sandwich won't see freedom for 43 years."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf)

Oh how I wish I did not rightly laugh so much at this comment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (eTZoJ)

726 Since we've had evidence of Comey violating classified information protections and Barr saying eh we aren't going to charge, I think it means nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is happening.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 09:36 PM (ZfRYq)

"Nothing is Happening" guy steps into the Sumo ring with "So it Begins guy" in 3..2..1

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (w2LAm)

727 Lunchboxes I actually had:
The Wild, Wild West (handed down from my brother) like this:
https://tinyurl.com/yy8x5fqp
Followed by my very own Star Wars like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y2s6vy66

Posted by: Bert G at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (OMsf+)

728
I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

Hey! Me too!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (EGyGV)

729 OK, nerds. Having trouble sleeping? This is just the thing. B-17 bomber sounds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

This is a great one. I've also used a few thunderstorm ones on a tin roof.

(Just like Gramma's farmhouse)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (Rvt88)

730 Sundance has lost it. Did you see his Twitter feed last night?

--$

Not on Twitter. What did he say?

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (7ZQe3)

731 722 Oh yeah, he was always hyping some earth shattering information that turned out to be a wet fart..

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (HwiWi)

732 720 BREAKING: Macy's has notified its landlord that it wants to vacate much and possibly all of its huge Magnificent Mile outlet in Water Tower Place, sources tell Crain's.

That's the ground floor of the Ritz iirc.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (BRkq2)

733 Prothonotary Warbler: "Fucked up lunchboxes? I got this!

Se7en. 'Oh, God, no, what's in the box?'"

Ahahaha!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (HhXSr)

734 685 676
The important Wonder Woman question is:

Lynda Carter in the 80s or Gal Gadot now?

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 09:34 PM (EGyGV)

Yes
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2020 09:35 PM (vMCab)

Linda had a show at the MGM (old place) in LV. She could sing and dance. My guess this was 1983 or 4.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (JFO2v)

735 >>Yeah Barr said something for tomorrow, not earth-shattering, but a sign of the direction they're heading. Sundance has lost it. Did you see his Twitter feed last night?

Funny as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

736 723 F up lunch boxes.

Mary Poopins
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (9dzlp)

Or, along the same lines.. how about an S.O.B. lunchbox?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (H3MF8)

737 Sean basically opens Capone's vault on every single show.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Perfect description.

Sean Hannity IS Capone's vault.

He's the embodiment.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (XTyi0)

738 I had a Three Stooges lunch box.

Shut up.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (sGotD)

739 >>. Nellie Olson would totally do anal.

Half-Pint's older sister too.

You just had to tell her the third time it would cure her blindness.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (cxSD9)

740 727 Yes that is the Star Wars one I had. Iirc the pictures in the thermos were rubbed mostly off

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (HwiWi)

741 I think Glenn Beck was worse though.
Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2020 09:40 PM (vMCab

Quite possibly. He was always on about some groundbreaking, country changing announcement that turned out to be a car show where Bob Dole signed autographs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (WvQcX)

742
Ian Miles Cheong suspended by Twitter

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (G51Gf)

743 721 632 Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

I am lobbying The James Madison for a movie thread review of that. So timely!
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (BRkq2)

everybody talking at me
I cant hear a word they are saying

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (JFO2v)

744 I am a rectal aperture

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)

745 Just glanced at it, but I think the RI SCOTUS decision (declining to stay) was a different kind of bad news. RI seems to be planning to vitiate the security aspects of absentee voting (signature verification), and the court declined to block that. A standing issue, I think, not on the substance. But, in effect, diluting the security aspects of normal absentee ballot procedures would produce something closer to "mail-in voting" as some would like to see it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (OTzUX)

746 IrishEi

A Three Stooges lunchbox is cool. Nyak, Nyak, Nyak.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

747 728
I had a UFO lunch box
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

Hey! Me too!

My brother had the Space 1999 lunch box

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (9dzlp)

748 Linda had a show at the MGM (old place) in LV. She could sing and dance. My guess this was 1983 or 4.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (JFO2v)

She's married to a big wig at Zenimax, the parent company of Bethesda. So they got her to be the lounge singer in Good Neighbor for Fall Out 4.

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (vMCab)

749 No one has mentioned the Prometheus lunch box yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)

750 Did anyone ever go all in and produce a Prometheus lunchbox? How did it sell?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

751 Hannity lunchbox. Lid...won't...stay...shut.

Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (RuIsu)

752 >>I had a Three Stooges lunch box.

No way.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)

753 I'm gonna chill tonight, but the news from the Middle East was a heartwarmer today.

Sorry, Susan Rice and neocons, but Trump has already lapped you in that region in success.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (oZuI0)

754 Damn you, Alabama!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (wPVhA)

755 One side of the S.O.B. lunchbox could have that scene with a speech balloon reading, "I swear, something has come out of every orifice on your body tonight..." and then the other side could have Julie Andrews topless, with her nipples sticking out in those contours they used to put into the lunchbox art...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (H3MF8)

756 Gal Gadot would never do anal.

Who cares???
In my minds eye I see her standing there holding a Galill and wearing just a chicken and a sultry smile.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (axyOa)

757 739 >>. Nellie Olson would totally do anal.

Half-Pint's older sister too.

You just had to tell her the third time it would cure her blindness.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (cxSD9)

rubber were hard to find at Olsens store

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (JFO2v)

758
117 Lee Majors always looked kind of tired. Now I know why.
Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 08:17 PM (RuIsu)

Lee Majors was an asshole. I know a couple of people who had to be around him.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (bRlrK)

759 >>749 No one has mentioned the Prometheus lunch box yet. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)

Or the Human Centipede lunchbox.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (xK9An)

760 754 Damn you, Alabama!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (wPVhA)

Shake your tiny fists!

Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (WvQcX)

761 I got a stupid question not related to anything at all:

That expression "boilerplate".... usually used for long, pro-forma legal documents like a EULA or whatever that nobody even bothers to read. Or any long-ish document where the contents are pretty much assumed and left unread.

... why?

The actual plates on actual boilers tend to be rather smallish things, with not much more than manufacturer info and some very basic operating parameters of the equipment (max pressure, etc.)

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (6FeV1)

762
Prothonotary Warbler: "Fucked up lunchboxes? I got this!

Se7en. 'Oh, God, no, what's in the box?'"

Holy hell!

You win this round.

*glares*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)

763 I just wanted to bait you all again. .

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (ONvIw)

764 Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (sGotD)

739 >>. Nellie Olson would totally do anal.

Half-Pint's older sister too.

You just had to tell her the third time it would cure her blindness

Nellie Olsen was a bad girl. Dirty bad girl.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (9dzlp)

765 "Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Posted by: Zod"

Lesbian Seagull.....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (Mm4NK)

766 759 >>749 No one has mentioned the Prometheus lunch box yet. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)

Or the Human Centipede lunchbox.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (xK9An)

Would that be a breakfast-lunch-and-dinner box?

Or more of a you-and-your-two-nearest-neighbors'-lunches-box?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1)

767 50 Shades of Grey lunchbox would be a big seller!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (JFO2v)

768 ffs Hannity, at least ask Dan Bongino how he escaped from Minecraft.

Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (vCRPc)

769 We prefer to be referred to as undocumented Bigfoot robots.

Thank you.

Posted by: alien Bigfoot robot (none, none) at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (DMUuz)

770 743 721 632 Midnight Cowboy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

I am lobbying The James Madison for a movie thread review of that. So timely!
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:39 PM (BRkq2)

everybody talking at me
I cant hear a word they are saying
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (JFO2v)

Thats what he told me.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (BRkq2)

771

The Macy's in Water Tower place is yuge. It's all 7 floors in Water Tower. Pretty much takes up one side of the building

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (idLQk)

772 Pete:

Here's a link to his Twitter feed. Scroll down to about 16h ago and start there.

https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (sGotD)

773 Sundance has lost it. Did you see his Twitter feed last night?

Funny as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

Please don't suggest I have to read some guy's blog who sits in his tighty whities in his parents basement while he huffs fabric glue from his aunt's art purse assembly line. I can't...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (w2LAm)

774 AlaBAMA: "All of them are carnival barkers trying to keep eyeballs and paychecks."

And yet the conditioning still prevails.

Are they still playing ominous tones with the flashy graphics before every "breaking" story, which is to say "news"? Pavlov is smiling in his grave and making bank on his study.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (HhXSr)

775 749 No one has mentioned the Prometheus lunch box yet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)

750 Did anyone ever go all in and produce a Prometheus lunchbox? How did it sell?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

Horde Mind....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (EGyGV)

776 There is no horde mind.
\

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:47 PM (XTyi0)

777 The actual plates on actual boilers tend to be rather smallish things,

-
My guess: because they stamped them out, one after the other, and they're all the same.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)

778 No one has mentioned the Prometheus lunch box yet. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)

Because naked 9 foot powder white bodybuilders are kinda gay.

Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 09:47 PM (vCRPc)

779 767 50 Shades of Grey lunchbox would be a big seller!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (JFO2v)

Wine mom! stop doing that with my lunchbox! My friends will see you.

Posted by: Travails of progkid at August 13, 2020 09:47 PM (BRkq2)

780 Caligula would be funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (uhGSf)

781 I had a Three Stooges lunch box.
----
No lunchbox, but I met Moe Howard when I was a kid at a shopping center grand opening. he was doing a meet n greet with Officer Joe Bolton and Claude Kirchner.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (8zi3q)

782 Who cares???
In my minds eye I see her standing there holding a Galill and wearing just a chicken and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes

Crap.
I hate my phone.
...holding a Galill and wearing just a choker and a sultry smile.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)

783 751 Hannity lunchbox. Lid...won't...stay...shut.
Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (RuIsu)

The Brian Stelter Lunchbox....

Just go to Yum-Yum and ask for a Dozen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (6FeV1)

784 782 Who cares???
In my minds eye I see her standing there holding a Galill and wearing just a chicken and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes

Crap.
I hate my phone.
...holding a Galill and wearing just a choker and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)

It was better the first time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (6FeV1)

785 Diogene

Good save. You worried me there for a moment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

786 Crap.
I hate my phone.
...holding a Galill and wearing just a choker and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)

No one will question your chicken fetish. We won't laugh.

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (WvQcX)

787 775 749 No one has mentioned the Prometheus lunch box yet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX)

750 Did anyone ever go all in and produce a Prometheus lunchbox? How did it sell?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:43 PM (wPVhA)

Horde Mind....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (EGyGV)

I had the Alien Sigourney Weaver wife beater and panties lunchbox. I never got out of the stall at lunch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (JFO2v)

788 The actual plates on actual boilers tend to be rather smallish things, with not much more than manufacturer info and some very basic operating parameters of the equipment (max pressure, etc.)

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

When speaking about the reusable text, it doesn't refer to boilers necessarily . Rather, it is about the re-usability of the plates for old printing presses as opposed to typeset. But they do resemble plates bolted on boilers.

IIRC

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (Rvt88)

789 Sometimes you dig the rabbit hole, and sometimes the rabbit hole digs you.
* pours one out for Sundance *

Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (vCRPc)

790 Who cares???
In my minds eye I see her standing there holding a Galill and wearing just a chicken and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes

Crap.
I hate my phone.
...holding a Galill and wearing just a choker and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)

haaahahahah ! I was wondering why you wanted Gal Gadot to wear a chicken !

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

791 The Brian Stelter Lunchbox....

Just go to Yum-Yum and ask for a Dozen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (6FeV1)

Stelter lunch box comes with matching wheel barrow...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (w2LAm)

792 >>It was better the first time.

Agreed. I was intrigued by the chicken idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

793
What good news? The Supreme Court let Rhode Island get away with it. I imagine the floodgates are now open.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

========

Barr sounded like he was going to do everything in his power to keep it as limited as possible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:49 PM (G51Gf)

794 Darren McGavin was in the first Six Million Dollar Man movie

And Richard Anderson was in the second Night Stalker movie, as the big bad.

I watched the first season of Six Million Dollar Man about a year ago. Saw a few people who would later show up in Battlestar Galactica. I think Glen Larson had something to do with both.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (2lndx)

795 Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 09:48 PM (8zi3q)

782 Who cares???
In my minds eye I see her standing there holding a Galill and wearing just a chicken and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes

Leave the gallil but bring the chicken

Posted by: Joe Biden's bleeding eye at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (9dzlp)

796
Oh, and BTW, speaking of lunch boxes, my buddy scored a KISS lunch box, because his parents got divorced.

Lucky bastard.

I love this comment. So perfectly 70s.

All the divorced parent kids had electric guitars, Playboys and KISS lunch boxes. And the latchkey around the neck on a string.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (luzVb)

797 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT)

798 Right ..pass the mayo

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (ONvIw)

799 Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 09:42 PM (sGotD)
739 >>. Nellie Olson would totally do anal.
Half-Pint's older sister too.
You just had to tell her the third time it would cure her blindness
Nellie Olsen was a bad girl. Dirty bad girl.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (9dzlp)
~~~~~

Leave me outta this!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (sGotD)

800 Chicken fucker

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (WvQcX)

801 773 Sundance has lost it. Did you see his Twitter feed last night?

Funny as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

Please don't suggest I have to read some guy's blog who sits in his tighty whities in his parents basement while he huffs fabric glue from his aunt's art purse assembly line. I can't...
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:46 PM (w2LAm)

Sundance was an early Trump supporter, who predicted that he could win and would fight the DC swamp. I think he deserves a little more credit than you're giving him, Boswell.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (H3MF8)

802 Nothing to see here. Move along.
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 09:47 PM (XTyi0)

these are not the hordeians you are looking for!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:51 PM (JFO2v)

803 751 Hannity lunchbox. Lid...won't...stay...shut.
Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (RuIsu)

*laughing*

Posted by: Travails of progkid at August 13, 2020 09:51 PM (BRkq2)

804 >>>It was better the first time.

>Agreed. I was intrigued by the chicken idea.

I actually got up and got the Lubriderm.

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at August 13, 2020 09:51 PM (EbmNB)

805 Sundance was an early Trump supporter, who predicted that he could win and would fight the DC swamp. I think he deserves a little more credit than you're giving him, Boswell.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (H3MF

I agree... Let's see what he has

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 09:51 PM (Zmnko)

806 Camela's lunch bucket rump is ... well, many more lunches than previously thought.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2qccauk

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 09:52 PM (9rYNN)

807 My Cool grandparents would buy that stuff when my folks went on trips

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 13, 2020 09:52 PM (uhGSf)

808 In my minds eye I see her standing there holding a Galill and wearing just a chicken and a sultry smile.
Posted by: Diogenes

So she'll cross the road over to you side?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

809 The actual plates on actual boilers tend to be rather smallish things, with not much more than manufacturer info and some very basic operating parameters of the equipment (max pressure, etc.)

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:45 PM (6FeV1)

Doesn't refer to the data plates on the boilers, but to the steel plate they are made of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (JER4/)

810 All the divorced parent kids had electric guitars, Playboys and KISS lunch boxes. And the latchkey around the neck on a string.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (luzVb)

Everyone I knew whos parents were divorced didnt get shit for Christmas. Divorce made people poor in the 70s.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (JFO2v)

811 I'm a newbie at using AfterEffects for work, but I look at the opening for the $6M Man, and I think about having to do all those overlays and effects by hand, and -- holy cow! Impressive.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (gS3OW)

812 pediatrician in Texas gets to mutilate her son. Fuck this .

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

813 >>Divorce made people poor in the 70s.

It's not exactly a cash cow in the 2000's.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

814 Sundance was an early Trump supporter, who predicted that he could win and would fight the DC swamp. I think he deserves a little more credit than you're giving him, Boswell.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (H3MF

Too late - I went to his site - he's a retard. At least for now - maybe this is a late onset condition? We don't need this type of sterno drinking crazy - we just don't.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (w2LAm)

815 Diogene

This is kinda how Naval Aviators get call signs -- a public and spectacular error.

Chicken Lover, Break Left, Now.

. Mad Dog -- Fox 2.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

816 You know what would be cool?

An old fashioned steel lunch box. White, with black block lettering that reads "Lunch Box."

Inside are a white Thermos that reads "Chocolate Milk, or Chicken Soup (a seasonal thing)," a baggies that reads "Corn-or potato-based crisps" and a baggie that says "Sammich."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

817 I loved the red plaid lunchbox. I had a red plaid bookbag, too.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (mNhhD)

818 The Mid East has always been at peace!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (JFO2v)

819 It's not exactly a cash cow in the 2000's.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

---------

Jeff Bezos' ex seemed to realize a very nice hourly rate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)

820 812 pediatrician in Texas gets to mutilate her son. Fuck this.

Yikes.

Posted by: Dr von Munchausen at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (9dzlp)

821 812 pediatrician in Texas gets to mutilate her son. Fuck this .
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

I thought that was decided already and the dad won?

Types...deletes....hitman....gasline....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (WvQcX)

822 I was hoping a Stray Cats lunch box existed, but no joy.

Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 09:56 PM (RuIsu)

823 816 You know what would be cool?

An old fashioned steel lunch box. White, with black block lettering that reads "Lunch Box."

Inside are a white Thermos that reads "Chocolate Milk, or Chicken Soup (a seasonal thing)," a baggies that reads "Corn-or potato-based crisps" and a baggie that says "Sammich."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Not sure if genius or neckbeard....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:56 PM (6FeV1)

824 They have a female judge that gets to decide if the parents can't agree. Guess which side she is on?

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 09:56 PM (JKNZq)

825 Diogene

This is kinda how Naval Aviators get call signs -- a public and spectacular error.

Chicken Lover, Break Left, Now.

. Mad Dog -- Fox 2.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I know.
Good thing I'm Army.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (axyOa)

826 816 You know what would be cool?

An old fashioned steel lunch box. White, with black block lettering that reads "Lunch Box."

Inside are a white Thermos that reads "Chocolate Milk, or Chicken Soup (a seasonal thing)," a baggies that reads "Corn-or potato-based crisps" and a baggie that says "Sammich."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

we used to buy beer in college called BEER

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (JFO2v)

827 822 I was hoping a Stray Cats lunch box existed, but no joy.
Posted by: klaftern at August 13, 2020 09:56 PM (RuIsu)

So no Jump Jive and Lunch-pail?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (6FeV1)

828 Barr: "The bad news is, we could find no compelling evidence against Comey, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe, Ohr, Strzok, Page, or Weissman. The good news is, this ham sandwich won't see freedom for 43 years."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf)

No way that ham sandwich is escaping Barr's clutches.

Can we just write off this Swamp shyster as another GOPe trainwreck already? To be fair, it is not a matter of he won't do anything. Barr can't do anything. It is where this once-great country landed. And, of course, the Deep State will be further emboldened by his inaction to engage in massive electoral fraud and to try not to acknowledge a Trump re-election.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (puu6v)

829 First do no harm.

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Dr von Munchausen at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (9dzlp)

830 806 Camela's lunch bucket rump is ... well, many more lunches than previously thought.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2qccauk
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 09:52 PM (9rYNN)

Tater feels vindicated.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (BRkq2)

831 817 I loved the red plaid lunchbox. I had a red plaid bookbag, too.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (mNhhD)

I had the red plaid lunch box!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

832 Jeff Bezos' ex seemed to realize a very nice hourly rate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)

50 Billion Dollar Vajaja

na na na na na

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (JFO2v)

833 Diogene

This is kinda how Naval Aviators get call signs -- a public and spectacular error.

Chicken ~~Lover~~ Plucker, Break Left, Now.

. Mad Dog -- Fox 2.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM

Edited for more realism.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (DMUuz)

834 And the dad has to pay for it.
This country is choosing badly.
State throws open the door to H1Bs
DepJustice does fuck all
Judiciary is evil.

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (ONvIw)

835 There's a brewery here in KY that makes "Garage Beer." Plain white can, black lettering. Piss poor beer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (3H9h1)

836 pediatrician in Texas gets to mutilate her son. Fuck this .
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

Dear Lord.

I need strength to stay strong,

To fight the demons who gleefully feed Moloch.

I have never been a devout Christian, but I am getting there.

This kind of evil is sickening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

837 sound the chamade

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:59 PM (ONvIw)

838 This kind of evil is sickening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:59 PM (x8Wzq

I'd seriously consider doing time to end her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 10:00 PM (WvQcX)

839 pediatrician in Texas gets to mutilate her son. Fuck this .

Tick tock

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 10:00 PM (luzVb)

840 I ran into the actress who played Nellie Olsen at a party in Manhattan Beach. She cowered whenever anyone looked at her or spoke to her. Her date said she had dropped acid for the first time, whenever anyone asked him, "What the hell's wrong with her?"

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2020 10:00 PM (mNhhD)

841 805 Sundance was an early Trump supporter, who predicted that he could win and would fight the DC swamp. I think he deserves a little more credit than you're giving him, Boswell.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 09:50 PM (H3MF

I agree... Let's see what he has
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 09:51 PM (Zmnko)

Agreed. He and his commenters are OTT, but Sundance has been a rock.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 10:00 PM (puu6v)

842 pediatrician in Texas gets to mutilate her son. Fuck this .

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

I thought that was decided already and the dad won?

Types...deletes....hitman....gasline....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (WvQcX)

Yeah, I thought he's living with his dad now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 10:01 PM (idLQk)

843 Dear Lord.

I need strength to stay strong,

To fight the demons who gleefully feed Moloch.

I have never been a devout Christian, but I am getting there.

This kind of evil is sickening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

Sad thing is none of these kids will ever mature and have a sex relationship where they can have and give pleasure.

Trans ism basically destroys your body. Gay men and women have better sex lives than trans ever will.

I am wondering if that is why they kill themselves as they can never have orgasms after all the hormones.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 10:02 PM (JFO2v)

844 I had a Three Stooges lunch box.
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No way.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Are you making fun of me JackStraw?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 10:02 PM (sGotD)

845 Yeah, I thought he's living with his dad now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 10:01 PM (idLQk)

---------

I hear Panama is nice in the winter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 10:02 PM (wPVhA)

846 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 13, 2020 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)

847 Texas is one of only 8 states that allows chemical castrations. Maybe Providence has a message.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (zr5Kq)

848 Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Not sure if genius or neckbeard....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 09:56 PM (6FeV1)

Abuelo beard. White and luxurious.

Me, my dad and one brother can cultivate a full beard.

Another brother gets the Joe Dirt thing. It's funny.

Oh. And not genius. Just oxygen deprived from having to wear a mask at work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq)

849 >>Are you making fun of me JackStraw?

Negative. I was a huge Stooges fan. Hardly any girls I knew were.

Nothing but respect for the true morons. Nyuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)

850 Michelle Steele for Congress, Huntington Beach, CA

Endorsed by Kevin McCarthy.

Read that as Michael Steele

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (9rYNN)

851 Brattleboro is proud to announce the city counsil just passed a law that all pets within sity limits must where a mask at all times or else the owner will be fine $500. The fine money will be used to feed children of coler in Brattleboro. We are doing something to stop the Trumps virus. what have you done to stoop the Trump virus ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (qM84C)

852 Sad thing is none of these kids will ever mature and have a sex relationship where they can have and give pleasure.

Trans ism basically destroys your body. Gay men and women have better sex lives than trans ever will.

I am wondering if that is why they kill themselves as they can never have orgasms after all the hormones.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 10:02 PM (JFO2v)

It is straight up child abuse. Of course, if a state bans this evil Gorsuch and Roberts have opened the door for the parent or parents to sue on the basis of a civil rights violation.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (puu6v)

853 I had the red plaid lunch box!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

And a matching skirt. Has to be true.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 10:04 PM (BRkq2)

854 Have these retards ever heard of the Streisand Effect?

https://forward.com/news/national/452538/ facebook-anti-semitic-policy-blackface/

At the behest of the World Jewish Congress, Mark Zuckerberg has banned from his Facebook network content that references "Jewish people running the world or controlling major institutions such as media networks, the economy or the government."

Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 10:04 PM (vCRPc)

855 I hear Panama is nice in the winter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2020 10:02 PM (wPVhA)

Whatever you do, don't let Dave ease the seat back...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 13, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

856 At the behest of the World Jewish Congress, Mark Zuckerberg has banned from his Facebook network content that references "Jewish people running the world or controlling major institutions such as media networks, the economy or the government."
Posted by: 316 at August 13, 2020 10:04 PM (vCRPc)

The irony.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 10:05 PM (puu6v)

857 It is straight up child abuse. Of course, if a state bans this evil
Gorsuch and Roberts have opened the door for the parent or parents to
sue on the basis of a civil rights violation.

yay, Supreme Court picks....

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 10:05 PM (luzVb)

858 829 First do no harm.

Hahahahahaha
Posted by: Dr von Munchausen at August 13, 2020 09:57 PM (9dzlp)

Raaacccciiiiiiissssttttt book.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 10:06 PM (BRkq2)

859 578
>>I had the red plaid metal lunchbox

Muppets.

Then A-Team.

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at August 13, 2020 09:25 PM (0/TM9)

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I had an awesome "How the West Was Won" lunchbox with smug looking James Arness on the side, judging me for eating my Pop-Tart before my sandwich. Had it from first grade to fourth. It was durable.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 13, 2020 10:06 PM (+3rQF)

860 I loved the red plaid lunchbox. I had a red plaid bookbag, too.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2020 09:55 PM (mNhhD)
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I had to use the Three Stooges lunch box for two years until I got a cousin's hand-me-down red plaid lunch box with matching thermos. I still have it.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 10:06 PM (sGotD)

861 Negative. I was a huge Stooges fan. Hardly any girls I knew were.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 10:03 PM (ZLI7S)
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I liked the Stooges too, but not enough to carry the lunchbox around every day. But, I was the youngest with a slew of older brothers so hand-me-downs were...interesting.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 10:10 PM (sGotD)

862 >>I liked the Stooges too, but not enough to carry the lunchbox around every day. But, I was the youngest with a slew of older brothers so hand-me-downs were...interesting.

I bet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)

863 I just tried to post a bunch of recent headlines from theconservativetreehouse.com to illustrate my point that I'm not seeing any insanity, there, but apparently the hamsters don't like that so my attempt to comment just brought me to an error page.

But, yeah, that's the site, theconservativetreehouse.com. Take a look, and I'm confident that you'll see zero insanity there.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 10:20 PM (H3MF8)

864 >>But, yeah, that's the site, theconservativetreehouse.com. Take a look, and I'm confident that you'll see zero insanity there.

Try his twitter feed from last night.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

865 Back in the early 70s in Memphis a buddy of mine wanted us to go on a double date to Overton Square with his first date. He wanted to impress his date as he heard about some singer and piano playing guy. Me and my girlfriend agreed to go along. Friday night, no cover charge just a few drinks before the show. Great music and great show.

A couple of years later we learned it was Billy Joel.

Posted by: Alf767 at August 13, 2020 10:29 PM (idVkM)

866 My cousin called to wish me a belated happy birthday and we had a long chat on the phone. He is the only one in my family who is as conservative as I am and we had a great talk. He's an interesting character - a published author, musician, Orthodox priest and a very well-read man.

Anyway, he and his wife live in Davenport, IA and he urged me to job hunt there. He loves living there and praised the low cost of living, the restaurants, the feel of the place.

I have never been there. The first thing I think of when I think of living on the banks of the Mississippi - is floods. And I wasn't really considering moving to a city, although Davenport isn't a very big one. I was looking at moving to Northern Wisconsin, but I'm not finding a lot of jobs I can apply to.

On the plus side, it sounds much saner than Milwaukee - and Wisconsin. I'd know my cousin and his wife and I'd rather talk to those two than my closer relatives these days. It's a 3 and a half hour drive from here so I could still make it back for holidays.

Can anybody give me more info about Davenport?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 13, 2020 10:31 PM (HabA/)

867 I can't look it up, JackStraw. I don't have a Twitter acount anymore; I haven't logged in there in eight years, and you can't search without logging in.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 10:32 PM (H3MF8)

868 "The important Wonder Woman question is:
Lynda Carter in the 80s or Gal Gadot now?"
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I truly believe a dilemma like this will be what finally drives some genius to harness the power of time travel.

Posted by: Kensington at August 13, 2020 10:34 PM (IRDr0)

869 Hey, the bionic fox got wings!!

Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 10:48 PM (Rbu5d)

870 Hasbro's attempt to make a Six Million Dollar Man imitator for GI Joe was Mike Power, the Atomic Man. His one bionic leg allowed him to run 200 mph. Apparently only in a circle, though, as his other leg wasn't bionic. The bionic leg, and his one bionic arm were cast in clear plastic. Hasbro licenced GI Joe to Takara Toys of Japan who sold them there under the Combat Joe name. The licence gave them broad enough rights to make other toys using the GI Joe molds. They made an action figure totally out of clear plastic with opaque mechanical parts in the hollow places and called him Henshin Cyborg. Also note GI Joe, Henshin Cyborg, and The Six Million Dollar man were all 1:6th scale, about 12" tall. Big Jim was more 1:8th at about 10"

Posted by: hurricane567 at August 13, 2020 10:52 PM (dS6ot)

871 Also, The Six Million Dollar Man and Sasquatch made an appearance on The Venture Brothers. An...unconventional portrayal, but still funny.

Posted by: hurricane567 at August 13, 2020 10:55 PM (dS6ot)

872 It makes me laugh. Every. Single. Time. Bionic Fox.

Posted by: Fletch at August 13, 2020 10:56 PM (obIPR)

873 Great America PAC versus Trump directly for donations. Does the former really not divulge donor info?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 13, 2020 11:01 PM (94l2F)

874 Flying Foxes are cute. Almost all other bats have nightmare fuel faces.

Posted by: MW at August 14, 2020 01:10 AM (gWtVa)

875 735 >>Yeah Barr said something for tomorrow, not earth-shattering, but a sign of the direction they're heading. Sundance has lost it. Did you see his Twitter feed last night?

Funny as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

867 I can't look it up, JackStraw. I don't have a Twitter acount anymore; I haven't logged in there in eight years, and you can't search without logging in.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 10:32 PM (H3MF

You can scroll through it, without having an account, here:

https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2

Posted by: m at August 14, 2020 06:19 AM (u5MYq)

876 Holy crap, Ace. Did you do all the research for this post?
Get a life, dude.

Posted by: Cluebat at August 14, 2020 09:54 AM (y67bA)

877 Youre definitely better off watching these snippets from the show, as The Six Million Dollar Man was an excruciatingly boring show a lot of the time. I just realized this while watching it recently on one of the broadcast channels.

Posted by: Chris W at August 14, 2020 12:27 PM (ENWT/)

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