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Prosecutor in McCloskey Case Pressured Cop to File a Falsified Probable Cause Warrant

Gee, I wonder why the media hasn't picked upon this story.

The lead St. Louis police detective investigating the McCloskey case refused to sign at least two versions of court documents prosecutors drafted, according to a review of those documents obtained by 5 On Your Side.
In addition, police contend at least one person in the crowd was armed and another was wearing a bullet-resistant vest, after analyzing videos taken June 28, when the couple confronted protesters with guns.

You've already heard that the prosecutor, Chris Hinckley (one of Kim Gardner's handpicked minions) ordered the lab to dissassemble and then reassemble the non-operative gun into an operative condition, so he could then charge Mrs. McCloskey with brandishing a working gun.

That's falsification of physical evidence right there.

But Hinckney's efforts at falsification went further than that.

Hickney pressured the lead detective to sign a warrant application (which assistant Hinckley had written) that contained a bunch of false claims. The detective demanded these false claims be removed, but Hinckley fought for them.

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Hinckley also wrote the document the lead detective did sign, known as the probable cause statement.
But it went through at least two revisions after Burgdorf outlined 14 concerns he had about the document, 5 On Your Side has learned.
Among those concerns:
Hinckley characterized the protest as "peaceful and organized" and that it was "calling attention to racial inequities in the criminal justice system." Burgdorf wrote that the evidence he gathered showed the protest was to call for the resignation of Mayor Lyda Krewson. The final document called it "a protest march."
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Hinckley called Mark McCloskey’s gun an "assault" rifle. Burgdorf called the word "assault" a propaganda term. Hinckley disagreed, but it was left out of the final document.

It's not just a "propaganda" term; "assault rifle" has a definite meaning. It means a carbine capable of firing single shot or multishot (including fully automatic).

This gun was not that. It was a one-shot-per-trigger-pull AR-15.

But the prosecutor demanded the cop swear that an "assault rifle," like an M-16, had been brandished.

That sort of lying might be acceptable in a campaign ad -- but in a filing to a judge, it's a fraud on the court and it's criminal.

But then again, this entire prosecution was just one big Campaign Ad for Kim Gardner's reelection, wasn't it?

Hinckley wrote that the protesters passed through an "open gate" onto private property. Burgdorf said he didn’t know whether the gate guarding the private street was open when protesters went through it, but that, at some point, it was damaged.

It was open because the Peaceful Protesters smashed it open.

Hinckley responded: "Your points here are really problematic. It seems to go beyond oversight and into purposeful ignorance. I suggest you very quickly re-assess this evidence." Ultimately the document Burgdorf signed reads, "protesters walked through a gate."
Hinckley wrote that Mark McCloskey’s gun was "visibly loaded with an ammunition clip." Burgdorf wrote that he would have to verify that detail because it wasn’t mentioned in his report or interviews with them. Hinckley wrote back "Seriously??!!" Ultimately, the document did not include the phrase Hinckley wrote.

Hinckley left a threatening voice mail stating he was "done with this crap" and that the cop had better start certifying what Hinckley was ordering him to certify.

In addition, there were a lot of threats made by the Peaceful Protesters which are all heard on videotape of the incident -- which Hinckley, of course, did not note in his filing.

I heard about this from Robert Barnes on Viva Frei.

This isn't a leak, but a response to a FOIA request. But here's the thing: Barnes said he's never in his life seen such a rapid, fulsome response to a FOIA request.

In other words: The cops couldn't wait to comply with this FOIA.

Barnes credits Matt Christianson for being the person who found this nugget. His video is below.

Posted by: Ace at 04:58 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 04:58 PM (UWqZJ)

2 Infamy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 04:58 PM (mNhhD)

3 I heard about this from Robert Barnes on Viva Frei. This isn't a leak, but a response to a FOIA request. But here's the thing: Barnes said he's never in his life seen such a rapid, fulsome response to a FOIA request.

In other words: The cops couldn't wait to comply with this FOIA.

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I hope the Missouri governor and attorney general have some fun with these people over the next few months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 04:59 PM (UWqZJ)

4 Semi-auto, not single-shot. Not nagging, Ace, just getting the terms correct.

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:01 PM (F1m5e)

5 We were talking about the pressure Lab techs were under to falsify the gun tests two weeks ago in the comments, I forget who mentioned it, and I wondered why that also wasn't getting more publicity.

Maybe now it will.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 13, 2020 05:01 PM (2y4NB)

6 Chris Hinckley (one of Kim Gardner's handpicked minions)
......

Why on earth did I read that as "handicapped minions"?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

7 Nobody will be punished or held accountable because the Deep State and Marxist Corruptocrats are on the right side of history or something.

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 05:01 PM (uoC1n)

8 Ten years ago if you'd ask me if I'd believe in a time where violent criminals were ignored and people defending themselves were prosecuted, I'd have chortled.

Total insanity. By design. Bought and paid for by some decrepit Eastern European Marxist asshole that someone should have killed years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:02 PM (WvQcX)

9 You want a war? Cause this is how you get a war.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:03 PM (WvQcX)

10 Given how some of these DAs are siding with the rioters and not the police, I wouldn't be surprised if the cops start leaking more damaging information to the press.

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:03 PM (F1m5e)

11 Ace should check out the anti-white training engineers at the National Nuclear Lab went through. check out christoper rufo's twitter feed.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:03 PM (rnk6i)

12 I hope the Missouri governor and attorney general have some fun with these people over the next few months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 04:59 PM (UWqZJ)

I hope so. But Parson won his primary, so he might feel like taking some time off. :/

Posted by: Catherine at August 13, 2020 05:03 PM (vlgnN)

13 cities are in open rebellion. what should we do? If we aren't going to bomb them and shoot the antifa's laser troops...we should at least sue the fuck out of the cities' various Soros-funded leaders.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (rnk6i)

14 "Framing rich white people in order to please the Mob is tight!!!"

"Whoops!"

"Whoopsie!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (O033+)

15 Kudos to the cop for not allowing the prosecutor to work him like a puppet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (H5knJ)

16 May all the Kim Garnders get all the violence they coddle with their deliberate actions good and hard.

Their heads on pikes with crows picking the eyeballs out would be a good start.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (Tbqz4)

17 I worked in that office for 7 years, 1984-1991. This is a Brave New World. None of the scenery is familiar to any veteran prosecutor.

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (Cssks)

18 "visibly loaded with an ammunition clip."

That there is some first class gun knowledge.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (AiZBA)

19 BTW, the Lab techs who falsified the evidence knew they were doing wrong so they filmed everything they did and leaked it to the press, including the emails from the prosecutor pushing them to make the in truth completely inoperable guns work. The prosecutor needed that to happen or else he couldn't file a charge at all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (2y4NB)

20 https://bit.ly/2PPGExR
*******
Twitter Hires Former Kamala Harris Press Secretary Nick Pacilio to Comms Role

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (1Dmt5)

21 One would think that if you decided to harass someone w a valid reason to protect his home you wouldn't choose as your victim someone who sued for damages for a living.

Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (8mOxN)

22 Kim Gardner, she the one with the frontal bossing?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

23 7 wrong side of history but somehow protected.

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (ONvIw)

24 Next time this happens, they should allow the mob to enter the home. Then the residents can just skip the brandishing firearms phase and go straight to the shooting.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (ch6++)

25 There will come a point where people will be so sick and tired of this "peaceful" protest nonsense that they will start shooting.

And heaven help the prosecutors who attempt to file charges over that. I hope that the only thing that happens to them is an impeachment and removal from office.

Posted by: Gork at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (VmQ66)

26 Viva Frei w/ Barnes is pretty good.

Though Barnes is a bit off on many things.

He actually called Steve Bulock a 'Serious' Candidate (For President).

Whatever he was smoking that day, I am pretty sure he bought it off of JackStraw.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (kCFGJ)

27 Eyes will roll!

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (Tnijr)

28 these fucking Hinckleys are getting on my nerves

Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nFwvY)

29 "Any means to an end" right, comrades?

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 13, 2020 05:05 PM (w7KSn)

30 15 Kudos to the cop for not allowing the prosecutor to work him like a puppet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (H5knJ)

Now, if only we can get some of the FBI rank-and-file to grow a pair of huevos and do the same thing for Trump's benefit.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2020 05:06 PM (6xA3t)

31
I heard it was fully semi-automatic

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (JrAR2)

32 Ace, here is one such story from a week ago on the evidence falsification

https://tinyurl.com/y4hfaxek

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (2y4NB)

33 "But here's the thing: Barnes said he's never in his life seen such a rapid, fulsome response to a FOIA request."
I think its great when people enjoy their work and dedicate themselves to exceeding expectations.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (cCxiu)

34
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (GIeIM)

35 This has Civil Rights Violation written all over it.

And I doubt the McCloskys are those litigious type of Lawyers. Probably not very litigious at all...

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (kCFGJ)

36 Did this 'assault weapon' come with the assault chainsaw affixed to the bayonet lug?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Tbqz4)

37 Now, if only we can get some of the FBI rank-and-file to grow a pair of huevos and do the same thing for Trump's benefit.

But Trump is icky.

Posted by: FBI rank and file at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (YYlyE)

38 But the real takeaway is that this corrupt prosecutor, Gardner, just easily won her primary, and is guaranteed to win re-election in November.

hatin' on Whitey pays off big in St. Louis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)

39 27 Eyes will roll!
Posted by: freaked at Augu
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i like that one...that's pretty cute.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (rnk6i)

40 I think we've got some technical (though not trivial) issues here with gun terminology, but meh.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (OTzUX)

41 Crickets from the ACLU. They used to live for this shit. Do they even serve a purpose anymore, or they just a front like the SPLC to grift money from liberals and NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 13, 2020 05:07 PM (HmZuC)

42 Speaking of crooked prosecutors, what's Patterico and Pope Hat up to?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 05:08 PM (y7DUB)

43 Kudos to the cop for not allowing the prosecutor to work him like a puppet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (H5knJ)

Now, if only we can get some of the FBI rank-and-file to grow a pair of huevos and do the same thing for Trump's benefit.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2020 05:06 PM (6xA3t)

-------

hahahahahaha

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 05:08 PM (/nZod)

44 If any of that sound illegal, that's right: You're a racist

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 13, 2020 05:08 PM (ysFJL)

45 well...either the FBI is completely corrupt because not one whistleblower came forward to help trump.

OR

I can't believe I'm writing this, it's so dumb...there are fbi agents who are helping Durham. lolz...right?

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:08 PM (rnk6i)

46 If Pence shoots Comey and Trump grants Pence a full pardon, then maybe the FBI rank and file might start talking.

Just to save their own skins.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 05:09 PM (Tbqz4)

47 Oh, and this prosecutor will be fine. He was carrying out his orders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 05:09 PM (/nZod)

48 See, this is exactly the kind of rapid, fulsome response I would have expected from the FBI/CIA when they got FOIA requests during the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax.

Beings as the FBI and CIA are full of straight arrows and all.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 05:09 PM (rw1l7)

49 Don't make riots negative. You can spruce up the place as you destroy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 13, 2020 05:09 PM (pB6Gt)

50 Hey a court has found that some sexual discrimination is okay. The draft for males only...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/393695/

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 05:09 PM (HwiWi)

51 Another fun thing about this case is that under Missouri law, which has the strongest Castle Doctrine in the US, the McCloskeys were within their constitutional rights to shoot every person who menaced them that day.

It's actually illegal for the prosecutor to even charge them with menacing while on their own property.

MO's constitution says that it is illegal to even question a person's 2A right to bear arms.

The frame-job is just delicious illegal icing on the unconstitutional charging decision cake in this case.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (O033+)

52 Of course we all want to know if the gun had a thing that goes up.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

53 Serious question, has there been any repurcussion to the person who ordered the lab techs to falsify evidence by disassembling then reassembling Mrs McCloskey's gun?

I know I'm opening myself up to snarky answers, but I'm serious. Shouldn't heads already be rolling over that one?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (YYlyE)

54
Nobody will be punished or held accountable because the Deep State and Marxist Corruptocrats are on the right side of history or something.
Posted by: ShainS

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On August 5, Kim Gardner won her primary 61-39.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (G51Gf)

55 Anyone see where in Bend fooking Oregon
They stoped a vehicle transporting illegal?

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2020 05:11 PM (GIeIM)

56 ...and if the prosecutor was so brazenly willing to falsify a warrant...how many times has it been done already?

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at August 13, 2020 05:11 PM (0jZvB)

57 >>"assault rifle" has a definite meaning. It means a carbine capable of firing single shot or multishot (including fully automatic).

"Assault rifle" does not have a definite meaning--it's a misleading term that serious people familiar with firearms don't use. The term "assault rifle" itself has nothing at all to do with rate of fire.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:11 PM (xK9An)

58 Reminds you of how the Chicago cops couldn't wait to comply with the Smollet investigation

Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 05:11 PM (AwPyG)

59 ...which is another way of saying that "assault rifle" is a term used by politicians.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (xK9An)

60 Can't have a Kangaroo court case without some fake evidence to show

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (OjZpE)

61 There is no such thing as an assault rifle unless you're willing to call anything used to inflict harm 'assault'.

Assault car. Assault knife. Assault egg beater.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (WvQcX)

62 Did the cop go along with it? Did he sign off on the falsified warrant?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (hku12)

63 In her defense, Women and Coloreds have no agency in America.

Posted by: The Spin Cycle at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (Om1kB)

64 Assault rifle" does not have a definite meaning--it's a misleading term that serious people familiar with firearms don't use.

Where do we stand on Sturmgewehr?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 05:13 PM (q2K0j)

65 I have an assault penis.
Peter North

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 05:13 PM (HwiWi)

66
BTW, the Lab techs who falsified the evidence knew they were doing wrong so they filmed everything they did and leaked it to the press, including the emails from the prosecutor pushing them to make the in truth completely inoperable guns work. The prosecutor needed that to happen or else he couldn't file a charge at all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

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That right there's amazing. People are getting savvy and thinking ahead.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:13 PM (G51Gf)

67 >>Assault car. Assault knife. Assault egg beater.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (WvQcX)

Precisely.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:13 PM (xK9An)

68 53 Serious question, has there been any repurcussion to the person who ordered the lab techs to falsify evidence by disassembling then reassembling Mrs McCloskey's gun?

I know I'm opening myself up to snarky answers, but I'm serious. Shouldn't heads already be rolling over that one?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (YYlyE)

I don't know if it's been completely proved, but everyone believes that the person who ordered that is Kim Gardner herself, and she's a Black Elected Official, backed by Soros and the entire Dem party. Everyone appears to be terrified to even try to do anything about her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

69 59
...which is another way of saying that "assault rifle" is a term used by politicians.

Posted by: Zod

Which is another way of saying horses***.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (v16oJ)

70 It's actually illegal for the prosecutor to even charge them with menacing while on their own property.

MO's constitution says that it is illegal to even question a person's 2A right to bear arms.

If this is true I'm pretty sure it strips qualified immunity.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (2lndx)

71 visibly loaded with an ammunition clip."

That there is some first class gun knowledge.
Posted by: DR.WTF

I could actually see the lawyer having an empty magazine. He hadn't intention of ever firing that gun. Probably never has.

I'd have been down in wndow well with hard cover.

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (/I9/x)

72
Hinckley wrote that Mark McCloskey's gun was "visibly loaded with an ammunition clip." Burgdorf wrote that he would have to verify that detail because it wasn't mentioned in his report or interviews with them. Hinckley wrote back "Seriously??!!" Ultimately, the document did not include the phrase Hinckley wrote.

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This is my favorite detail here.

This lawyer was both surprised and incensed that a lowly flatfoot rejected a request to falsify some evidence for his case.

This kind of frameup must be real routine in St. Louis. So common that if someone doesn't go along, you're all "WTF?!?! Do your job, jerkoff!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (/nZod)

73 The bad part about the situation in Bend, OR was not that protesters blocked ICE buses. The bad part is that the DA was trying to insert himself into the situation on the side of the protesters.

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (F1m5e)

74 I've got a saltwife.

Posted by: Lot at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (Tnijr)

75 The new dA in one of the western state shitholes says he will not prosecute any protesters, even if they commit felonies.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (+0uDE)

76 Nobody will be punished or held accountable because the Deep State and Marxist Corruptocrats are on the right side of history or something.
Posted by: ShainS

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On August 5, Kim Gardner won her primary 61-39.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (G51Gf)

She can be indicted on state charges, and probably will be... I'm not even sure where the old case (involving their railroading of Gov Greitens) is.

But yeah, she easily swamped the white opponent, and if the Republicans are even fielding a candidate, they never even come close to winning in the city. The Dems end up with somewhere north of 70% of the vote.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (hku12)

77

So besides lying about everything and altering evidence Chris Hinkley was on the level on this case

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (0UNy6)

78 No one uses clips anymore unless you have an M1

Magazine. Not clip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (WvQcX)

79 Gee this would be a big story if the races were reversed... 5 year old white boy murdered by a black man

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/393633/

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (HwiWi)

80 DoJ just announced an official finding that Yale discriminates against white and Asian students.

Which, of course, we all already knew, but now it's on the record.

Yale is ordered to stop doing that shit immediately, and if they wish to use any race-based admission criteria in the future, the new policy must be pre-approved by DoJ.

Now, if only Barr grows a pair and enforces this...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (unn44)

81
This is what bothers me about the death penalty. Not that "cruel and unusual" horseplums but that ambitious or politically motivated prosecutors might suppress exculpatory evidence or manufacture incriminating evidence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (mht8P)

82 "Assault rifle" does not have a definite meaning--it's a misleading term that serious people familiar with firearms don't use. The term "assault rifle" itself has nothing at all to do with rate of fire.

Huh?

I'm pretty sure it's a real classification of a rifle between a submachine-gun and a full powered rifle. Select fire, intermediate cartridge, shorter than a full powered rifle.

Are you sure you're not thinking of the bullshit, "assault weapon" term?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (YYlyE)

83 On August 5, Kim Gardner won her primary 61-39.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:10 PM (G51Gf)

Doesn't stop her from getting sued in a Civil case ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (LPnfS)

84 Speaking of crooked prosecutors, what's Patterico and Pope Hat up to?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 05:08 PM (y7DUB)

About 12 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (Z4rgH)

85 70 It's actually illegal for the prosecutor to even charge them with menacing while on their own property.

MO's constitution says that it is illegal to even question a person's 2A right to bear arms.

If this is true I'm pretty sure it strips qualified immunity.

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yeah, the governor and state AG pretty much said that. So...boys...where your nuts at then?

If that's the case, then ...if the DOJ won't do nothing...prosecute the DA.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (rnk6i)

86 So if your ex girlfriend starts a lesbian Relationship with a smoking hot woman How are you supposed to feel?

Asking for my one rich friend

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (GIeIM)

87 That right there's amazing. People are getting savvy and thinking ahead.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at

The whole department got the CYA message.

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (/I9/x)

88 Taking the law into your our own hands comes at you quick.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (pw+jk)

89 >>I'd have been down in wndow well with hard cover.
Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (/I9/x)

Up high, with *at least* one route of egress.

And a Slim Jim, because cool.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (xK9An)

90 "Assault rifle" had a meaning back when the standard issue main weapon for a soldier would have been a "rifle" rifle like a Garand or Springfield. Small overall length, select fire, lightweight, etc. A rifle for carrying out an assault, as opposed to standoff field or trench operations.

I'm pretty sure as a term of art it doesn't really have any specific meaning anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (6FeV1)

91
Ten years ago if you'd ask me if I'd believe in a time where violent criminals were ignored and people defending themselves were prosecuted, I'd have chortled.

Happens all the time in England. Now here, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (aKsyK)

92 It's not just a "propaganda" term; "assault rifle" has a definite meaning. It means a carbine capable of firing single shot or multishot (including fully automatic).

Correct. But, "assault *weapon*" is a bullshit political/propaganda phrase.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (DTX3h)

93 79 Gee this would be a big story if the races were reversed... 5 year old white boy murdered by a black man

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/393633/
Posted by: steevy at

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yup just another victim of burn loot murder

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (rnk6i)

94 "No one is doing anything about it."

The plaint from the woman in New York is becoming the emblem --if not the epitaph -- of our culture. No one is doing anything about these accelerating outrages. And no one is paying the price. It's not sustainable.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (H8QX8)

95
Serious question, has there been any repurcussion to the person who ordered the lab techs to falsify evidence by disassembling then reassembling Mrs McCloskey's gun?

I know I'm opening myself up to snarky answers, but I'm serious. Shouldn't heads already be rolling over that one?
Posted by: bonhomme

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The governor and the state's AG are supposedly expressing their displeasure. I can't quite figure out what this proposed legislation is all about -- something like giving the state's AG authority that the city's AG is supposed to have?

https://tinyurl.com/y6g9mb5b

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (G51Gf)

96 Somebody please send this cop a box of donuts.

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (MVjcR)

97 But yeah, she easily swamped the white opponent, and if the Republicans are even fielding a candidate, they never even come close to winning in the city. The Dems end up with somewhere north of 70% of the vote.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (hku12)

and once again, this is why we cheer when those cities bring about their own destruction. It's the only way for anything good to happen there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

98 I hope the Missouri governor and attorney general have some fun with these people over the next few months.
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Evidence tampering, perjury, fraud, obstruction of justice, deprivation of civil rights under color of law . . . .

Not to mention the multiple ethical violations here that should have every lawyer involved up on charges before the state licensing board.

And yet nothing will happen to these criminals (and I'm not talking about the McCloskeys, who clearly were the only people involved in this mess who were not breaking the law), and they -- and the other Soros-funded stooges across the country -- will become even further emboldened to lie, cheat, steal, kill or whatever it takes to achieve their aim of destroying this country.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (k4dH2)

99 Why does this not surprise me at all?

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (amQo5)

100 @yosefyisrael

#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

101 86 So if your ex girlfriend starts a lesbian Relationship with a smoking hot woman How are you supposed to feel?

Posted by: Yo!

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With both hands and everything you got Pal!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (Rvt88)

102 Main Battle Rifle Assault Rifle.

Or so I'm told.

Of course I could be full of shit on this too. I'll have to wait for the resident GOMO to opine.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (4k/Uz)

103 >>I'm pretty sure it's a real classification of a rifle between a submachine-gun and a full powered rifle. Select fire, intermediate cartridge, shorter than a full powered rifle. Are you sure you're not thinking of the bullshit, "assault weapon" term?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (YYlyE)

What is a "full-powered rifle?" And what is an "intermediate cartridge?"

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (xK9An)

104 No one uses clips anymore unless you have an M1

Magazine. Not clip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (WvQcX)
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Or a Mouser or Mosin or a... well any older bolt action rifle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (pw+jk)

105 Every case this banana republic DA's office has prosecuted is now in danger of being thrown off the highest roof. Hundreds of felons could go free. The LAPD was put under a federal decree for a lot less.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (6kTKe)

106 You've already heard that the prosecutor, Chris Hinckley (one of Kim Gardner's handpicked minions) ordered the lab to disassemble and then reassemble the non-operative gun into an operative condition, so he could then charge Mrs. McCloskey with brandishing a working gun.

IIRC, Comrade Kim has had 100% turn over in her office since she assumed the top job. No prizes for guessing why.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (jpBkc)

107 so seattle is cutting their police budget too. they're in rebellion, time to just shut down the west coast states

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (rnk6i)

108 PIXY!

Should be:

Main Battle Rifle is not an Assault Rifle.

Or so I'm told.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:19 PM (4k/Uz)

109 #1 - of course they did.

#2 - the DA will get re-elected and all the minions will stay in their jobs.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 05:19 PM (ZfRYq)

110 Hawaiian shirts, yes. Pink polos, God no.

Posted by: Edgar Allen Poe at August 13, 2020 05:19 PM (k5f8h)

111 The worst thing about living in a fascist police state is when the government, media, and most citizens won't admit it.

Posted by: Citizen at August 13, 2020 05:19 PM (ldmQR)

112 Sounds like scapegosting the very police you need to complete your totally illegal rsilroading is not a good plan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 13, 2020 05:19 PM (cZjDV)

113 The bad part is that the DA was trying to insert himself into the situation on the side of the protesters.

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (F1m5e)

Yep. That is what alarmed me the most. My brother lives in that area and I was always under the impression that once you got east of the mountains Oregon was somewhat sane. Guess I was wrong.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

114 80
DoJ just announced an official finding that Yale discriminates against white and Asian students.

Which, of course, we all already knew, but now it's on the record.

Yale is ordered to stop doing that shit immediately, and if they
wish to use any race-based admission criteria in the future, the new
policy must be pre-approved by DoJ.

Now, if only Barr grows a pair and enforces this...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

This is going to be problematic. Big Education has been ignoring anti-discrimination laws since forever, but Sandra Day O'Connor gave them cover with her 25 year nonsense. IIRC, that period ends in 2026. I'm sure at that point there will be no more calls for quotas. I'm also sure Kamala Harris will be dancing the lambada with Joe Biden.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (v16oJ)

115 >>102 Main Battle Rifle Assault Rifle.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:18 PM (4k/Uz)

Army-Dumb taxonomy doesn't count.

"Spoon, Metal, For Digging, Eating, Cleaning Skulls Of Brain Matter, With Loophole, Without Lanyard, One."

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (xK9An)

116 What is a "full-powered rifle?" And what is an "intermediate cartridge?"

--

Thinking back to when the M-16 was entering trials. Full powered would be 30.06, 7.62, etc. intermediate was coined for the .223.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz)

117 yeah, the governor and state AG pretty much said that. So...boys...where your nuts at then?

If that's the case, then ...if the DOJ won't do nothing...prosecute the DA.
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (rnk6i)

They will. If they both win in November. Which they almost certainly will. Interestingly, neither of them was on the ballot in '16 (Parsons was, as the Lt. Gov). So this is the first time either of them will be elected to these posts.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (hku12)

118 That sort of lying might be acceptable in a campaign ad -- but in a filing to a judge, it's a fraud on the court and it's criminal.

And happens more than we'd care to admit.

If anyone wants to know what I think prosecutorial immunity is bullshit well *does interpretative dance of rage*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (GbPPJ)

119 "In addition, police contend at least one person in the crowd was armed
and another was wearing a bullet-resistant vest, after analyzing videos
taken June 28, when the couple confronted protesters with guns."

Uh, multiple videos showed at least one armed "protestor" pointing a gun at the couple. There is no contention needed.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (JUOKG)

120 Last time I was in downtown Seattle it smelled like urinating

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (GIeIM)

121
MO's constitution says that it is illegal to even question a person's 2A right to bear arms.

If this is true I'm pretty sure it strips qualified immunity.

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He's a Leftist. He was carrying out orders. He's fine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (/nZod)

122 "Hundreds of felons could go free."

They probably already are.
Empty the prisons, lest they catch the COVID19.
California just released 17,000 or so.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (w7KSn)

123
Now, if only Barr grows a pair and enforces this...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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lol

I was wondering if Yale would contest it, but then you reminded me. They probably don't even need to. Just write the "We disagree" letter and carry on as before.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (G51Gf)

124 100 @yosefyisrael

#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

...

niiice

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

125 Also - "assault weapons" are not defined by what WE call them, but what it says under the law.

In Missourri, there is no classification of weapons as assault weapons.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (ZfRYq)

126 Bahrain is a slight surprise (Iranian/Shi'a exposure), Oman a formality, though a welcome one. Surprised Oman didn't do this a while ago, but UAE was the ice-breaker for the small, non-contiguous (in the old days, "frontline") states.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (OTzUX)

127 124 100 @yosefyisrael

#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

...

niiice
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

This seems like a Big Fucking Deal.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (ZfRYq)

128 Hickney pressured the lead detective to sign a warrant application
(which assistant Hinckley had written) that contained a bunch of false
claims. The detective demanded these false claims be removed, but
Hinckley fought for them.

Lavrenty Beria: This guy is good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (0UNy6)

129 >>Sounds like scapegosting the very police you need to complete your totally illegal rsilroading is not a good plan.

John Solomon says the reason he went so hard after the Spygate plotters is he found a couple stern men in suits and a government sedan waiting at his house for him and they told him that he was onto the plot and to keep digging.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)

130 >>Thinking back to when the M-16 was entering trials. Full powered would be 30.06, 7.62, etc. intermediate was coined for the .223.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (4k/Uz)

Cavils, in context.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:22 PM (xK9An)

131 wow, biden's campaign is really penny-ante shit. A national mask mandate? real cool way to read the room, retard.

sure, that's what america needs...

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 05:22 PM (rnk6i)

132 Gee. Leftist prosecutors are corrupt. Who knew?

Posted by: iandeal at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (vgGyZ)

133 The new DA in Portland:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1293711234517233666

After DAMikeSchmidt
announced he wont prosecute charges related to resisting arrest and interfering with police officers, antifa groups in Portland are going into overdrive about tactics on how to "de-arrest" their comrades. That is where they swarm an officer during an arrest.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (+0uDE)

134 Russia 1920, people suddenly didn't like the new rules of evidence. St. Louis 202?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (nFRLh)

135 This seems like a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: blaster

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Therefore, not news - Right?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (Rvt88)

136 The worst thing about living in a fascist police state is when the government, media, and most citizens won't admit it.

Shall we take this statement seriously?

I used to say I wanted an a la carte country, have some of the freedoms of Germany (public nudity) and all of the freedoms of America (carry a gun in the woods with a simple license).

I now live in a state with no carry permits, no bars, no gyms, no church (that one doesn't hit me personally but the idea is bad), no restaurants.

So where's all this freedom and why is the U.S. supposed to be the best country in the world? I'm not digging it right now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (q2K0j)

137 Cavils, in context.

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You asked?

Trying to chime in and help. I should have known better.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (4k/Uz)

138 Big Education has been ignoring anti-discrimination laws since forever, but Sandra Day O'Connor gave them cover with her 25 year nonsense.

So ONE EFFING Justice gets to decide policy for the whole country for a generation? WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (jpBkc)

139 But yeah, she easily swamped the white opponent, and if the Republicans are even fielding a candidate, they never even come close to winning in the city. The Dems end up with somewhere north of 70% of the vote.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (hku12)

and once again, this is why we cheer when those cities bring about their own destruction. It's the only way for anything good to happen there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

Yep, I hadn't lived inside city limits since the late 90s.

I know people who still do. I think it's insane, but then I moved a thousand miles away, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (hku12)

140 He beauty of the Soros DA grab is they are the ones decide who gets prosecuted or let free and clear, and the government never runs out of money to run a case.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (OjZpE)

141 >#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

That awful Bad Orange Man. Worst. Hitler. Evar.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (L106N)

142 Self-loader, that's the way to express it.

Jamb those that try to conflate semi-automatic with automatic.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (d4edd)

143 Bahrain is a slight surprise (Iranian/Shi'a exposure), Oman a formality, though a welcome one. Surprised Oman didn't do this a while ago, but UAE was the ice-breaker for the small, non-contiguous (in the old days, "frontline") states.
Posted by: rhomboid

Qatar or Kuwait next

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (/I9/x)

144
This seems like a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 05:21 PM (ZfRYq)

Saudi is next. My WAG is that deal is already done and just waiting to announce it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (GbPPJ)

145 He beauty of the Soros DA grab is they are the ones decide who gets prosecuted or let free and clear, and the government never runs out of money to run a case.
Posted by: Skip

Unless your Gen Flynn

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (/I9/x)

146 75 The new dA in one of the western state shitholes says he will not prosecute any protesters, even if they commit felonies.
___________________

Some DA announced last week that every assault by rioters on cops would be charged as misdemeanors only.

Pretty much inviting the thugs to assault cops.

These leftist assholes want a hot civil war so badly, and if they keep this shit up, they are going to get one. But it's not going to turn out the way they imagine.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (k4dH2)

147 I'm pretty sure as a term of art it doesn't really have any specific meaning anymore

____

Nonsense, even the dumbest senator on the planet knows that it means a scary black gun with a thing that goes up.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (rw1l7)

148 (i)Framing rich white people in order to please the Mob is tight!!!"

"Whoops!"

"Whoopsie!!"(/i)

But wait....if there is no evidence of a crime then wouldn't it be hard to find peobable cause?

No, its super easy, barely an inconvenience. See, George Soros just throws a lot of money around and elects total scum bags as prisecuting attorneys.

Oh, rich jew hating former Nazi henchmen are tight!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (NZ97b)

149 I wonder when the Saudis will make the leap.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (xPl2J)

150 Himalayan Pink Assault Rifles.

Sorry, it's the whole Chicom19 thing. I'm starting to lose it. Its like the brain gets word input and starts rearranging everything into some bizarre train of thought. Like MSNBC anchors.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (e1mEI)

151 Mark1971 - Bend is a liberal town. It grew a ton back in the early 2000s, spurred by outdoorsy Portlanders moving there in droves.

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (F1m5e)

152 If, more like when, Saudi Arabia signs up it will be game over.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

153
Did the cop go along with it? Did he sign off on the falsified warrant?
Posted by: BurtTC

========

Seems like he went along with some compromises.

'Ultimately the document Burgdorf signed reads, "protesters walked through a gate.' etc

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (G51Gf)

154 I wonder if the new Portland DA will refuse to charge protesters if the protesters are opposed to ANTIFA?

Somehow I think pro-police protesters will get charged with everything the DA can lie about.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (+0uDE)

155 Intermediate round? I think 30 cal carbine but there are some euro intermediate rounds. I don't know what the MP 43 shot but do know it was more than the MP40 9mm and less than the Mauser round.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (pw+jk)

156 >>You asked? Trying to chime in and help. I should have known better. Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:23 PM (4k/Uz)

In context. Zod has much love for you.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (xK9An)

157
Ace wrote: "In other words: The cops couldn't wait to comply with this FOIA."

Reckon it has something to do with the slain David Dorn who was beloved and respected by the St Louis PD? *Who, btw, married a St Louis police officer. She might still be a sergant in the department. I dunno.

Posted by: Soothie at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (oYuI9)

158 Forget all about the macho shit and learn how to sway Qatar.

Posted by: John Mellonhead at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (aKsyK)

159 100 @yosefyisrael

#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

It will be interesting to see what Kuwait does now. Kuwait has not been as open to Israel as the other Gulf States, but they're also vulnerable to Iran, and they know it.

I noticed with some amusement that it has been announced that Netanyahu has "given in" on his plans for Annexations in the West Bank in order to make these deals. Well, I suppose you could say he's "given in", unless you believe that he had only announced those plans of annexation so that he would have something he could "give in on" during the next negotiations. I wonder, does that sound like something Bibi would do?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

160 i wonder if the players at the table in the great Arab-Israeli thaw have been powering ahead behind the scenes, and held off on making it public until Trump asked them to, just to help him out as a way of saying "thanks"....

I mean, this has been brewing for a while now. No reason they couldn't have made bigger announcements earlier as far as i can tell.

Meh, don't mind me. I'm just idly speculating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (6FeV1)

161 The worst thing about living in a fascist police state is when the government, media, and most citizens won't admit it.

Shall we take this statement seriously?

I used to say I wanted an a la carte country, have some of the freedoms of Germany (public nudity) and all of the freedoms of America (carry a gun in the woods with a simple license).

I now live in a state with no carry permits, no bars, no gyms, no church (that one doesn't hit me personally but the idea is bad), no restaurants.

So where's all this freedom and why is the U.S. supposed to be the best country in the world? I'm not digging it right now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

If you wear a mask, can you be nude?

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (/I9/x)

162 >> If, more like when, Saudi Arabia signs up it will be game over.

Awesome.

Posted by: Red Hat Guy at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (fycYr)

163 Mask mandate an example of Biden as the leader America needs. For half the dumb fucks in this country, probably true. It's a big tent people, white wine moms, drooling idiots, FSA devotees. Idiocracy.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (nFRLh)

164 "No one uses clips anymore unless you have an M1

Magazine. Not clip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (WvQcX)
===
Or a Mouser or Mosin or a... well any older bolt action rifle."
What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: SKS at August 13, 2020 05:26 PM (cCxiu)

165 The full-powered rifle is the one with the 100-foot extension cord.

Posted by: Cyberdyne Systems T-800 at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (k5f8h)

166 So if your ex girlfriend starts a lesbian Relationship with a smoking hot woman How are you supposed to feel?
.........

Pissed off that she's your ex.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

167 "So where's all this freedom and why is the U.S. supposed to be the best country in the world? I'm not digging it right now."

Ashamed to admit I don't remember the name, but there's a term for when old sailing ships would go into drydock to have barnacles and other destructive accretions physically removed, otherwise the ship would eventually be hulled.

We are overdue for drydock but it's going to happen at some point.

Or we'll be hulled.

Posted by: Citizen at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (ldmQR)

168
I wonder when the Saudis will make the leap.
Posted by: Mark1971

======

Any minute, I bet. A lot of Saudis will be pissed, but MBS factor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (G51Gf)

169 So on a topic of interest, does AOC go Hillary pantsuit or rock the orange sweater from Austin?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (nFRLh)

170 So ONE EFFING Justice gets to decide policy for the whole country for a generation? WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
She was the swing vote in the Grutter case. Naturally, the libs voted in lockstep. Dissent was Rehnquist, Thomas, Kennedy (surprise!), and Scalia.

The Court's majority ruling, authored by Justice O'Connor,
held that the United States Constitution "does not prohibit the law
school's narrowly tailored use of race in admissions decisions to
further a compelling interest in obtaining the educational benefits that
flow from a diverse student body." The Court held that the law school's
interest in obtaining a "critical mass" of minority students was indeed
a "tailored use". O'Connor noted that sometime in the future, perhaps
twenty-five years hence, racial affirmative action would no longer be
necessary in order to promote diversity. It implied that affirmative action should not be allowed permanent status and that eventually a "colorblind" policy should be implemented.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (v16oJ)

171 Almost like Trump nuking a fuckhead iranian military leader/terrorist from orbit might have brought the arabs to the bargaining table.

Nah, orange man bad

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (+dsLj)

172 122 "Hundreds of felons could go free."

They probably already are.
Empty the prisons, lest they catch the COVID19.
California just released 17,000 or so.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 13, 2020 05:20 PM (w7KSn)

Does anyone care whether felons get Covid, or even if they croak? They're the dregs of humanity, and most of them I suspect are completely worthless.

If George Floyd had OD'ed (he may have done in any case), instead of having Chauvin muddy the waters by kneeling on his neck, would anyone actually care?

So many sonnets going unwritten, so many cancer cures undiscovered ... yeah, no. Maybe a few prison cells left vacant, that's about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (jpBkc)

173 Soros and his minions are evil, but they are far from stupid. Instead of just protesting against prosecutors who did their job, they decided to finance and support leftist agitators and got them elected district attorney around the nation. We are now seeing the result.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (U2zca)

174 >>152 If, more like when, Saudi Arabia signs up it will be game over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

It's worth remembering that the restive Shiites in that nation (as well as the 30% of the population that are TCNs) sit on the oil-producing Eastern Province. Just an observation--KSA may not have as much regional wasta as its given credit for if things go sideways.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (xK9An)

175 It's a magazine, not a clip.

If the Gun Thread ever hears of this faux pas, there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (DMUuz)

176 What is a "full-powered rifle?" And what is an "intermediate cartridge?"

Are you just fucking with me?

A full powered battle rifle would be like the .308 Win, .303 British, 7.92x57mm, etc.

Intermediate would be smaller than that, but still a rifle cartridge, good to 300 meters - 600 meters.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (YYlyE)

177 President Trump up,

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (OjZpE)

178 So if your ex girlfriend starts a lesbian Relationship with a smoking hot woman How are you supposed to feel?

Like you dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (SchxB)

179 "Assault rifle" does not have a definite meaning--it's a misleading term that serious people familiar with firearms don't use. The term "assault rifle" itself has nothing at all to do with rate of fire.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:11 PM (xK9An)

I don't usually say this, but HOLY SHIT are you wrong.

"Assault rifle" is terminology that's been in use at least since the Germans were calling them Sturmgewehr.

"Assault weapon", OTOH, is the political terminology that came about back during the Clinton administration and is a creation of Josh Sugarmann and the Violence Policy Center. It was this deliberate blurring of the lines over what weapons are and are not that laid the groundwork for the Assault Weapons Ban.

Hinckley's use of the phrase "assault rifle" is a deliberate fraud upon the courts.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (ZSK0i)

180 If the Saudis are going to do it they will probably wait until October for the electoral impact.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (xPl2J)

181
We still have the TSA after almost 20 years, why not masks for just as long?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (mht8P)

182 146 75 The new dA in one of the western state shitholes says he will not prosecute any protesters, even if they commit felonies.
___________________

Some DA announced last week that every assault by rioters on cops would be charged as misdemeanors only.

Pretty much inviting the thugs to assault cops.

These leftist assholes want a hot civil war so badly, and if they keep this shit up, they are going to get one. But it's not going to turn out the way they imagine.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (k4dH2)

----

You start by removing all the government officials that refuse to do their jobs protecting their citizens, and enforcing the law equally.

Hopefully there is a way to legally remove them.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (+0uDE)

183

St. Louis?

Lawful?

C'mon Ace.

Get with the program, as Dad used to say.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

184
It was so easy for Soros to put his people into office. Way too easy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (xvAxW)

185 The Court's majority ruling, authored by Justice O'Connor, held that the United States Constitution "does not prohibit the law school's narrowly tailored use of race in admissions decisions to further a compelling interest in obtaining the educational benefits that
flow from a diverse student body." The Court held that the law school's interest in obtaining a "critical mass" of minority students was indeed a "tailored use". O'Connor noted that sometime in the future, perhaps
twenty-five years hence, racial affirmative action would no longer be necessary in order to promote diversity. It implied that affirmative action should not be allowed permanent status and that eventually a "colorblind" policy should be implemented.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (v16oJ)

Thanks. I love sophistry.

They should have affirmative action admissions now for men. You know, to promote diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (jpBkc)

186 >>Are you just fucking with me?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (YYlyE)

No.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (xK9An)

187
Ashamed to admit I don't remember the name, but there's a term for when old sailing ships would go into drydock to have barnacles and other destructive accretions physically removed,

Posted by: Citizen

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Careening?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (G51Gf)

188
Or we'll be hulled.
Posted by: Citizen at August 13, 2020 05:27 PM (ldmQR)

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We're already a mothballed hulk waiting to be scuttled in a training exercise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (/nZod)

189 Ex girlfriend has a smoking girlfriend?

Posted by: Two Chicks at One Time Dude from Office Space at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (nFRLh)

190 79 Gee this would be a big story if the races were reversed... 5 year old white boy murdered by a black man

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/393633/
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (HwiWi)

Nice try KKK. It's a local crime story where motivations are impossible to know beyond a reasonable doubt.
Besides, the 5 year old may have committed a micragression at some point, which the victim learned about later at a Saturday Night block party.
This is far from an open and shut case, and to suggest otherwise makes you literally The Grand Wizard.

Posted by: The Spin Cycle at August 13, 2020 05:30 PM (Om1kB)

191 Shocking that there is corruption and railroading going on in the American "justice" system. Unbelievable. This news shall surely case reform and a move toward fairness.

(/sarc, in case needed)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 05:30 PM (hYcqw)

192

One of the looters...sorry...freedom fighters from the looting in Chicago on Monday was released yesterday on a $500 bond. Just one day after Larry Leftfoot and Kim "Smollett" Foxx were making all of the tough talk about going after the looters.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 05:31 PM (0UNy6)

193 Death of the big city, between Soros buying elections and majority of earners, middle class and up, living outside the city limits.

What's next?
Trump defunding them.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:31 PM (d4edd)

194 176 What is a "full-powered rifle?" And what is an "intermediate cartridge?"

Are you just fucking with me?

A full powered battle rifle would be like the .308 Win, .303 British, 7.92x57mm, etc.

Intermediate would be smaller than that, but still a rifle cartridge, good to 300 meters - 600 meters.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (YYlyE)

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Intermediate--- 7.62x39mm. AK-47 for exampe.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:31 PM (+0uDE)

195 "We're already a mothballed hulk waiting to be scuttled in a training exercise."

Not yet.

Posted by: Citizen at August 13, 2020 05:32 PM (ldmQR)

196 >>I don't usually say this, but HOLY SHIT are you wrong. "Assault rifle" is terminology that's been in use at least since the Germans were calling them Sturmgewehr.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (ZSK0i)

Indeed. And it's still in use. For many things, at different times, for different items, and different purposes (obviously). Which is precisely why the "designation" is so risible, and takes in so many people.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:32 PM (xK9An)

197 184 Pick a know radical, back with lots of campaign cash, and it's a shoe in in any Democrat run city.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:32 PM (OjZpE)

198 One of the looters...sorry...freedom fighters from the looting in Chicago on Monday was released yesterday on a $500 bond. Just one day after Larry Leftfoot and Kim "Smollett" Foxx were making all of the tough talk about going after the looters.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 05:31 PM (0UNy6)

"Undocumented shoppers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 05:32 PM (jpBkc)

199 So where's all this freedom and why is the U.S. supposed to be the best country in the world? I'm not digging it right now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Remember, the Tree of Liberty must be watered periodically with the Blood of Patriots. Well and hopefully a lot of the other sides blood, as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

200 What is a "full-powered rifle?"

***********

Don't know what that is, but a deadly assault killer nuke automatic murderer rapist weapon and covid-19 disseminator to small children is the technical description for a revolver handgun, which must be banned to protect african americans that identify as panstransmetrosexual.

Don't you guys know firearms or anything?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (+dsLj)

201 187

Yes, thank you.

Posted by: Citizen at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (ldmQR)

202 Saudi is next. My WAG is that deal is already done and just waiting to announce it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:24 PM (GbPPJ)

Dems: COVID has exposed Drumpf's incompetence! We're gonna win!

Trump: Here, have a massive political realignment in the Middle East thanks to my efforts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (SgjGX)

203 >>"Undocumented shoppers."

Reparations Technicians

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (fycYr)

204 Not that your typical fully "woke" State Bar association would have its disciplinary committee look at the actions of the prosecutor here---but that should (but won't) happen.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (NVDjf)

205 Indeed. And it's still in use. For many things, at different times, for different items, and different purposes (obviously). Which is precisely why the "designation" is so risible, and takes in so many people.

Still not buying it. It was the "assault weapons" terminology that's blurred the lines so badly.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)

206 If the United States were a functional country, wouldn't this require an FBI investigation and a DOJ prosecution if warranted?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (puu6v)

207 203 >>"Undocumented shoppers."

Reparations Technicians
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (fycYr)

"Community Disorganizers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (jpBkc)

208 Intermediate would be smaller than that, but still a rifle cartridge, good to 300 meters - 600 meters.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (YYlyE)
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Intermediate--- 7.62x39mm. AK-47 for exampe.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:31 PM (+0uDE)
---------------------------------

What are the dimensions of an Olympic pool?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (d4edd)

209 The lack of clip love and respect is disheartening, to be honest.

Posted by: Clippy at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (DMUuz)

210 203 >>"Undocumented shoppers."
Reparations Technicians
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (fycYr)

Noncontractual remerchandisers.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (xK9An)

211 It's a local crime story where motivations are impossible to know beyond a reasonable doubt.
Besides, the 5 year old may have committed a micragression at some point, which the victim learned about later at a Saturday Night block party.
This is far from an open and shut case, and to suggest otherwise makes you literally The Grand Wizard.
Posted by: The Spin Cycle at August 13, 2020 05:30 PM (Om1kB)

Drugs are a powerful motivator. I'm getting 5 to 1 odds. I'll win.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (e1mEI)

212 Don't know what that is, but a deadly assault killer nuke automatic murderer rapist weapon and covid-19 disseminator to small children is the technical description for a revolver handgun, which must be banned to protect african americans that identify as panstransmetrosexual.

Don't you guys know firearms or anything?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (+dsLj)

I don't know what it is either, but I figure it's a lot like a Full Figured Gal - I know one when I see one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

213
Chaos Enablers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM (mht8P)

214 You start by removing all the government officials
that refuse to do their jobs protecting their citizens, and enforcing
the law equally.

Hopefully there is a way to legally remove them.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (+0uDE)

===
I'm not caring anymore as to legality.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (pw+jk)

215 https://www.stlouishelicoptercharter.com/

Posted by: Viking1865 at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (CLp7N)

216 It was so easy for Soros to put his people into office. Way too easy.

I would bet most people don't even know who he is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

217 He literally sold tea to China.

He is well on the way to achieving the mythical "peace in the middle east".

If he were to walk on water tomorrow, the headlines would say "president can't swim".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

218 "Assault rifle", a democrat term.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (d4edd)

219 Rioters - Conscience Coalitioners

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (nFRLh)

220 >>Still not buying it. It was the "assault weapons" terminology that's blurred the lines so badly.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)

QED. Sheesh.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (xK9An)

221 "Assault rifle", a democrat term.

"Assault Weapon", not assault rifle.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)

222 Getting progressive prosecutors is right in line with electing commie secretaries of state (the state officials in charge of elections). You don't have to fight the system if you own it!

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (U2zca)

223 Indeed. And it's still in use. For many things, at different times, for different items, and different purposes (obviously). Which is precisely why the "designation" is so risible, and takes in so many people.

How about you spell out your position instead of this bullshit Socratic method act you're pulling now. I've described what an intermediate cartridge is and what a full powered rifle is. Try blessing us all with your Gun Jesus knowledge instead of playing, "you can't define it, so it's wrong."

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (YYlyE)

224
Remember the county clerk who was harassed (jailed?) for not signing off on gay marriage licenses?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (mht8P)

225 We still have the TSA after almost 20 years, why not masks for just as long?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM

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We will. Was talking to people about that very thing this afternoon.

Here in Texas our governor has already warned us that it's going to be a bad flu season coupled with the covid scare and we need to get our flu shots as soon as they are available just to be on the safe side.

I know he is going to mandate the wearing of masks through the entire flu season. It's inevitable.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (JUOKG)

226 QED. Sheesh.

You really aren't getting the difference, are you?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (ZSK0i)

227 Larry Leftfoot and Kim "Smollett" Foxx were making all of the tough talk about going after the looters.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 05:31 PM (0UNy6)

aka Beetlejuice and Thulsa Doom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (xPJvm)

228 I would bet most people don't even know who he is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

He is that kindly old Jewish philanthropist that Trump hates and wants to destroy.

No kidding. That's what people think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (6FeV1)

229 206

We will know beyond doubt or dispute this country has died when we learn if they will face the hard justice they deserve, or not. There is still a chance they will. Maybe not much? But a chance.

Posted by: Citizen at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (ldmQR)

230 What are the dimensions of an Olympic pool?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:34 PM

50 meters by 25 meters, in modern units.

Posted by: King Arthur of the Britons at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (DMUuz)

231 Old and busted: imprison the guilty, free the innocent

New and shiny: free the guilty, imprison the innocent

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)

232 The dude that killed the 5 year old in Carolina will wake up one day and his only friend will be a 9MM hollow point. Bank it.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (nFRLh)

233 So why didn't the cop arrest the prosecutor?

He personally witnessed the crime.

Lock THESE mothers up and make them prepare a defense for their actions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (F5Ao7)

234
First, cut the funding of this terrorism by taking out Soros, by any means necessary.

Oh, you didn't think a war has been semi-secretly been declared on the United States of America?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

235 "Undocumented shoppers."

Reparations Technicians

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:33 PM (fycYr)

===
Sheeeeet, fuck that muthfuck. I be an inganeer n seeet. Know wat Ima sayin. Shit yeah my muthfucka. You disrepecitn me.

Posted by: Repararan Inganeer at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

236 It's 111 in Laughlin NV, going to be 116 tomorrow, and 118 the day after.

But it's going down to 90 tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (d4edd)

237 >>How about you spell out your position instead of this bullshit Socratic method act you're pulling now. I've described what an intermediate cartridge is and what a full powered rifle is. Try blessing us all with your Gun Jesus knowledge instead of playing, "you can't define it, so it's wrong."
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (YYlyE)

Go into a gun store, and ask the clerk for an "intermediate cartridge." If he smiles, hands you a box of "intermediate cartridge," and gives you a price, you will report this to Zod. Or not.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (xK9An)

238
50 meters by 25 meters, in modern units.

Posted by: King Arthur of the Britons at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM

I guess you have to know these things when you're the king

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (JrAR2)

239 Well, everyone knows that the AR in AR-15 stands for assault rifle.

I mean, duh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:38 PM (6FeV1)

240 DJT taking about a Crazy old Joe being a step behind

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:39 PM (OjZpE)

241
The new dA in one of the western state shitholes says he will not prosecute any protesters, even if they commit felonies.
___________________

Some DA announced last week that every assault by rioters on cops would be charged as misdemeanors only.

Pretty much inviting the thugs to assault cops.

These leftist assholes want a hot civil war so badly, and if they keep this shit up, they are going to get one. But it's not going to turn out the way they imagine.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

========

they've got to know this isn't sustainable. Do they know there's that point of -- what do you call it, where your investment goes below break-even? what's that point called?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:39 PM (G51Gf)

242 >>226 QED. Sheesh. You really aren't getting the difference, are you? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (ZSK0i)

No, I'm really not.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:39 PM (xK9An)

243 Chris Hinckley (one of Kim Gardner's handpicked minions)
......

Why on earth did I read that as "handicapped minions"?
Posted by: wth

He's morally and ethically handicapped.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (+y/Ru)

244 Okay so what is the Missouri Attorney General doing about this he should have jurisdiction. The MO AG did a good job at the beginning condemning this outrageous attempt to railroad the McCloskey's but now he needs to step up and prosecute the corrupt St. Louis AG and her minion Hinckley. Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it really does. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (tSosf)

245 "Assault rifle", a democrat term.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM

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"Weapons of War" another democrat term they tried to get injected into case law and a Federal Judge that bush appointed shut them down.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (JUOKG)

246 75 The new dA in one of the western state shitholes says he will not prosecute any protesters, even if they commit felonies.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:15 PM (+0uDE)

then it's time.

Let the Festivities Begin!

Their rules.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (sy5kK)

247 they've got to know this isn't sustainable. Do they know there's that point of -- what do you call it, where your investment goes below break-even? what's that point called?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 05:39 PM (G51Gf)

Fort Sumpter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (6FeV1)

248 239
Well, everyone knows that the AR in AR-15 stands for assault rifle.

I mean, duh.

indeed. and just as clearly, the russian word for "rifle" must start with "k". that's why the russians call their ar-15 clone the ak-47.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (sGtp+)

249 I know he is going to mandate the wearing of masks through the entire flu season. It's inevitable.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 05:36 PM (JUOKG)

King Lucas in KCMO just did that today. Jackass.

Posted by: Catherine at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (vlgnN)

250 Covid-19 was nothing but politics since it began, the sole purpose was to destroy the economy.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (OjZpE)

251 " that the cop had better start certifying what Hinckley was ordering him to certify."
To which the cop replied, "But first you will blow me".
Better than anyone, people writing those reports who actually have integrity realize that what the prosecutor was suggesting is a felony in most states.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (VpIIl)

252 16...
Their heads on pikes with crows picking the eyeballs out would be a good start.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 05:04 PM (Tbqz4)

I kinda like crows...but we have some turkey vultures in the area that might be interested...

Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 05:41 PM (Rbu5d)

253 Old and busted: imprison the guilty, free the innocent

New and shiny: free the guilty, imprison the innocent
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++
Old and busted: Run down the perpetrator and protect the bystanders.

New hotness: Stand by while the perpetrators run down the bystanders.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 05:41 PM (hYcqw)

254 Go into a gun store, and ask the clerk for an "intermediate cartridge." If he smiles, hands you a box of "intermediate cartridge," and gives you a price, you will report this to Zod. Or not.

Jesus, you really were fucking with me.

Try doing the same by asking for a "pistol cartridge" or a "rifle cartridge". They'll not be able to hand you a box. That doesn't mean "pistol cartridge" and "rifle cartridge" is meaningless.

You basically farted out the argument that the term "beer" is meaningless. If you go to a bar and ask for a "beer" you're getting a look from the bartender, not a beer. That doesn't mean "beer" is meaningless.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:41 PM (YYlyE)

255 That DA needs to be fucked 6 ways from Sunday, then drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 13, 2020 05:41 PM (qZdIZ)

256 >>250 Covid-19 was nothing but politics since it began, the sole purpose was to destroy the economy.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:40 PM (OjZpE)

Mentioned earlier today that there's a really good piece in City Journal about the early--and now contradictory--media read on it. Lengthy, but worth the read.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:42 PM (xK9An)

257 Going-Out-Of-Business Facilitators

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

258 Mollie Hemingway just tweeted this thread

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:42 PM (ySQBZ)

259 A Carl Gustav is a weapon of war, and a beautiful one at that.

An AR-15 is a poor man's replica of a "weapon of war".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:42 PM (VpIIl)

260 I was getting my ankle iced after PT and read this. I may have muttered "Holy shit!" and amused an elderly gentleman nearby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

261 >>Covid-19 was nothing but politics since it began, the sole purpose was to destroy the economy.

Inheritance Tax Remittances are UP!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 13, 2020 05:43 PM (C2X/Z)

262 Blond Morticia I wrote earlier that my belief is they exactly think they can stop it when they get rid of DJT.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:43 PM (OjZpE)

263 That DA needs to be fucked 6 ways from Sunday, then drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 13, 2020 05:41 PM (qZdIZ)

I ain't paying the deposit on that rented dick, lemme tell ya.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:43 PM (6FeV1)

264 61 There is no such thing as an assault rifle unless you're willing to call anything used to inflict harm 'assault'.

Assault car. Assault knife. Assault egg beater.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 05:12 PM (WvQcX)

65 I have an assault penis.
Peter North
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 05:13 PM (HwiWi)

61, 65.

I show this as evidence of the Horde mind.

It's reflexive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:43 PM (sy5kK)

265
An AR-15 is a poor man's replica of a "weapon of war".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:42 PM

there are many like it, but this one in mine...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2020 05:43 PM (JrAR2)

266 who here would sit back and let the justice system run its course when they come for you? I keep thinking about Solzhenitsyn's warning that if only they'd fought back, the whole soviet system would have collapsed. There was no reasoning your way out of the gulag.

Posted by: DrC at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (vbaSG)

267 OK, we all have strict language codes about what to call a Sturmgewehr and what is or isn't automatic.

God's own round, .45 ACP, stands for automatic Colt pistol. Yet we will fetishize the term semi-automatic.

Have at it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (q2K0j)

268 Mollie Hemingway is a Goddess.

By the way, does anyone have some murder plastic and a shovel? I want to invite her husband over for a drink of hemlock.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (VpIIl)

269 Inventory Reduction Specialists

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (C2X/Z)

270 Ok, why aren't the prosecutor and DA in jail? I would think several federal felonies have been committed...denial of rights under of color of law, perjury, falsifying evidence, etc., etc.
Where's the DOJ?

Posted by: FriscoJim at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (+56GQ)

271 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:42 PM

Ok everyone, watch the language

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (OjZpE)

272 How many DAs does Soros own across this country?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

273 A Sig Sauer p320 is a weapon of war actual soldiers carry. No soldier carries an AR-15 on the battlefield.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (YYlyE)

274 Update on the Derek Chauvin case.

The Minnesota AG wants to try all four police officers together in one trial for the murder of George (Kirby as Pelosi calls him).

Derek Chauvin's wife Kelly was arraigned today on 9 Tax Evasion Felonies. They allegedly cheated on their taxes for $464,000.00, and failed to file for several years too.

Chauvin is F---ed.

Posted by: rd at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (+0uDE)

275 Open Air Shopping Enthusiasts

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (CmWAA)

276 Mollie Hemingway is a Goddess.

By the way, does anyone have some murder plastic and a shovel? I want to invite her husband over for a drink of hemlock.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:44 PM (VpIIl)

I'm giggling madly over murder plastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (GbPPJ)

277 Jane - Philadelphia 's for 1

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (OjZpE)

278 These people are amateurs. I already have distance, wind readings and two hide locations prepped if these people decide to come to the suburbs. My M110 needs a workout anyway.
Put THAT in your report, simp.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (VpIIl)

279 Perfect time for lace wigs guy to show up....

Just sayin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (6FeV1)

280 "Assault rifle" is a legit term, being the English translation of Sturmgewehr, which was the German designition for the Stg 44, a magazine fed, select-fire weapon that fired, yes, an intermediate cartridge (7.92x33).

"Assault weapon", on the other hand, is anti-gun clap trap which serves to confuse the subject as it means whatever the left says it does.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (U2zca)

281 86 So if your ex girlfriend starts a lesbian Relationship with a smoking hot woman How are you supposed to feel?

Asking for my one rich friend

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2020 05:16 PM (GIeIM)

So, you know my buddy Fred from college, do you?

It took him a year and a new girlfriend, now his wife of over 35 years to get over it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

282 273 A Sig Sauer p320 is a weapon of war actual soldiers carry. No soldier carries an AR-15 on the battlefield.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (YYlyE)

Yet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 05:47 PM (ifmtJ)

283 I guess I need to put my bra back on. Hi Mollie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

284 >> I guess I need to put my bra back on.

Fuckin' Mollie...

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:47 PM (CmWAA)

285 272 How many DAs does Soros own across this country?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

All of the (D) ones!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (JFO2v)

286 "I'm giggling madly over murder plastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (GbPPJ)"
Semi related. Do your boobs shake when you giggle? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (VpIIl)

287 Ex girlfriend has a smoking girlfriend?
Posted by: Two Chicks at One Time Dude from Office Space at August 13, 2020 05:29 PM (nFRLh)

Shouldn't somebody put her out?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (lgiXo)

288 Marcus T, I always keep a supply of lime around. I have extra if you need it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

289 I do love Mollie, in a friendly non-lesbionic way. I love Grenell too.

We should all go shopping and have lunch. How fun would that be. We could make fun of David French while we get pedicures.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (ySQBZ)

290 "
273 A Sig Sauer p320 is a weapon of war actual soldiers carry. No soldier carries an AR-15 on the battlefield.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (YYlyE)

Yet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 05:47 PM (ifmtJ"

No. That would be an M17 and M18. There are differences...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (VpIIl)

291 269
Inventory Reduction Specialists

shrinkage squad

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (sGtp+)

292 State Legislators in CA have proposed a wealth tax.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyhwtae9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (YYlyE)

293 >>"Assault weapon", on the other hand, is anti-gun clap trap which serves to confuse the subject as it means whatever the left says it does.
Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 05:46 PM (U2zca)

This is incorrect. "Assault weapon" is a legitimate term for a category of weapons that somethingsomething.

Zod's work is done here.

Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (xK9An)

294 100 @yosefyisrael

#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

So this is what Son-In-Law Jarred has been doing!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

295 You know it is going to be a really good riot when folks start showing up in U Hauls ....

Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (GIeIM)

296 "Marcus T, I always keep a supply of lime around. I have extra if you need it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)"
Thank God for military wives and moms. They are always prepared.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (VpIIl)

297 Semi related. Do your boobs shake when you giggle? Asking for a friend.

Yes. They jiggle whe I wag my finger at my husbznd too, to his endless amusement. "Go on," he says.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (ySQBZ)

298 Didn't file taxes? Pffft

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (nFRLh)

299 Semi related. Do your boobs shake when you giggle? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (VpIIl)

They shake when I do anything. Hell, I even bought some fancy sports bras to strap in The Rack and hahahah The Rack shall not be contained.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (GbPPJ)

300 Fucking Trump, peace in the Middle East - WTF?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (nFRLh)

301 "
Yes. They jiggle whe I wag my finger at my husbznd too, to his endless amusement. "Go on," he says.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (ySQBZ)"
What a fine man. They don't make them like that anymore.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (VpIIl)

302 Zod's work is done here.

Nice work, Captain Confusion.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (ZSK0i)

303 I am grateful for this place on the Internet that strives to ridicule and dismiss people for sport. Because I don't get enough of that from my family or my job.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (4k/Uz)

304 I do love Mollie, in a friendly non-lesbionic way. I love Grenell too.

We should all go shopping and have lunch. How fun would that be. We could make fun of David French while we get pedicures.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (ySQBZ)
+++++++++
Dagny, this is the most 'Ette thing I have ever read. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 05:52 PM (hYcqw)

305 I do love Mollie, in a friendly non-lesbionic way.

Lesbionic. LOL. Sounds like a combination of lesbian and the 6 million dollar woman. "We will rebuild her." The lesbionic woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 05:52 PM (WkPC9)

306 "They shake when I do anything. Hell, I even bought
some fancy sports bras to strap in The Rack and hahahah The Rack shall
not be contained.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM (GbPPJ)"
Well, thank God you're so close to the ground...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:52 PM (VpIIl)

307 175 It's a magazine, not a clip.

If the Gun Thread ever hears of this faux pas, there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 05:28 PM (DMUuz)
-------
The Gun Thread is monitoring the conversation.

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 05:52 PM (MVjcR)

308 $100 Lululemon sports bra sorta represses them

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (ySQBZ)

309 BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

Is masturbation the national sport in Oman? Oh OMan, not On an.
That's different.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (lgiXo)

310 I would love lunch and a mani-pedi with Mollie and Ric Grenell and 'ettes.

I'll buy lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

311 Ofc. Chauvin was over-charged, imho.
Murder 1?
Must prove premeditation.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (w7KSn)

312 Zod's work is done here.

You didn't do any work. All you did was argue against terms of general classification. Apparently to you this is a devastating argument.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (YYlyE)

313 Next on the chopping block: Turkey In the Straw.

https://bit.ly/3fTbeRR

And it's not even Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)

314 Of course "assault rifle" has a specific meaning. So does "freedom", "right", "liberty", and "truth". Didn't stop the Left from twisting those terms to mean something else.

We're in a Babel situation here. We say the same words but they don't have the same meanings. And that means communication in any meaningful way is impossible.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (OUMaO)

315 $100 Lululemon sports bra sorta represses them
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (ySQBZ)
++++++++++
You heard it here first, folks. This right-wing deplorable is into repression. I knew it! I knew it!

Posted by: THIS ... is XiNN at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (hYcqw)

316 Because I don't get enough of that from my family or my job.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (4k/Uz)

I am sorry if you are getting that from your family and friends. Here it's not a surprise because so many people
are just people in little boxes to each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 05:53 PM (WkPC9)

317 Texas
Race/Ethnicity Number %
Asian 204 2.3%
Black 1,149 12.7%
Hispanic 4,739 52.5%
Other 60 0.7%
White 2,878 31.9%

Interesting that Hispanic get the plain old flu vaccine at about half the rate of Whites.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 05:54 PM (JFO2v)

318 The only "assault" rifle I know of is literally when you beat someone with it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:54 PM (VpIIl)

319 151 Mark1971 - Bend is a liberal town. It grew a ton back in the early 2000s, spurred by outdoorsy Portlanders moving there in droves.
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:25 PM (F1m5e)

And rich retirees / 2nd homers from Seattle, too. Great weather, great golfing, great trout fishing. And skiing in the winter, Mt Bachelor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

320 It's a magazine, not a clip.

People who get bent out of shape about this kind of thing are autists. They serve the same function. What does it really profit you to know the technical difference at this point? Is there anything other than a Garand that has a clip? Never mind, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (H5knJ)

321 >>They shake when I do anything.

Can you shake up this Snapple for me?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (UZn2n)

322 They shake when I do anything. Hell, I even bought some fancy sports bras to strap in The Rack and hahahah The Rack shall not be contained.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

Such a highly mobile center of gravity likely contributes to your notorious grace and dexterity.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (OUMaO)

323 DJT squanders too much time on that twat Kaitlan Collins questions.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (8zi3q)

324 An assault rifle needs two things. Rifling and something to assault.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2020 05:56 PM (Tnijr)

325 Inventory Reduction Specialists

shrinkage squad
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (sGtp+)
.......

Five-Finger Discount Enthusiasts

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

326 Get a rope!

Posted by: Pace Picante Sauce Dude at August 13, 2020 05:56 PM (yoqcZ)

327 ...also this can of Spray Paint?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:56 PM (t5any)

328 290 "
273 A Sig Sauer p320 is a weapon of war actual soldiers carry. No soldier carries an AR-15 on the battlefield.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:45 PM (YYlyE)

Yet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 05:47 PM (ifmtJ"

No. That would be an M17 and M18. There are differences...
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 05:48 PM (VpIIl)

I was thinking more along how....elastic the meaning of 'war' and 'soldier' is likely to become

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 05:57 PM (ifmtJ)

329 Boom! President Trump just planted the seed to get the dems to go for voter ID and in -person voting!

He let it slip that, " I dunno, maybe the other way ( mail-in) would be to MY advantage..."

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 13, 2020 05:57 PM (8/7u2)

330 Excuse me for noting but hasn't the St Louis DA's office conspired to deprive the McCloskey's of protected constitutional rights under color of law?

Posted by: 42 USC sec. 1983 at August 13, 2020 05:57 PM (koNhm)

331 320 It's a magazine, not a clip.

People who get bent out of shape about this kind of thing are autists. They serve the same function. What does it really profit you to know the technical difference at this point? Is there anything other than a Garand that has a clip? Never mind, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (H5knJ)

What's the difference between a truck and a car?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 05:57 PM (ifmtJ)

332 I even bought
some fancy sports bras to strap in The Rack
........

Trying to flatten the curve?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

333 300 Fucking Trump, peace in the Middle East - WTF?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (nFRLh)

Yeah, I prefer war

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 05:58 PM (Zmnko)

334 It was a mostly peaceful rifle.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 13, 2020 05:58 PM (koNhm)

335 You can't control The Rack.

You can only hope to contain it.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 05:58 PM (t5any)

336 Sturmgewehr

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

337 "What's the difference between a truck and a car?"

It's a blurred line.

Posted by: The VW Rabbit Pickup at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (Tnijr)

338 What's the difference between a truck and a car?

Right. If you pulled into my driveway with an F150, and I told you to get your car put my driveway, would you pretend not to know what I meant or deliver a faggoty lecture about how it's a truck?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (H5knJ)

339 Didja see Broken Brain Biden's statement on the Mid East peace? The policies of Obola and me are finally bearing fruit.

https://bit.ly/2PPRy6T

Meanwhile, Paul Tibbets and I really fixed those Japs, practically won WWII single handed.?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

340 337 "What's the difference between a truck and a car?"

It's a blurred line.
Posted by: The VW Rabbit Pickup at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (Tnijr)

Ooooh, Robin Thicke HATES those.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (ifmtJ)

341
Excuse me for noting but hasn't the St Louis DA's office conspired to deprive the McCloskey's of protected constitutional rights under color of law?
Posted by: 42 USC sec. 1983

========

Yes. So?

Posted by: Snack Barr at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (G51Gf)

342 292 State Legislators in CA have proposed a wealth tax.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyhwtae9
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (YYlyE)

This is hilarious, for multiple reasons. First, simply because it is such an old and lame idea, proving that leftists haven't had a single original thought in nearly 90 years now. Don't they know that this is what Huey P. Long pushed harder than anybody? He even put a scare into FDR with this, until he got himself shot.

And then it all fell apart. Now they're trying to resurrect the Greatest Hits of the 1930's for their "New" ideas.

and also - It's behind a paywall, but I could see the headline that says "It could hit 30,400 Californians and raise $7.5 Billion" No, Actually it could force the 30,000 wealthiest California residents to leave the state while raising diddly squat, that's what it'll do. You're not East Germany yet, you can't put a wall around yourselves to keep the fatted calves in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

343 What's the difference between a truck and a car?

Body on frame vs. unibody. Also leaf springs vs. shocks onlly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (q2K0j)

344 Ofc. Chauvin was over-charged, imho.
Murder 1?
Must prove premeditation.

If they can prove Floyd was a dead man walking because of the drugs already in his system, plus that Chauvin's knee-hold was a part of their training, they won't even be able to get a manslaughter conviction.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

345 "We will rebuild her." The lesbionic woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 05:52 PM (WkPC9)

Bionic ear was a shitty super power. However there was a day Lindsay had me sporting wood for about 40 minutes each week!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (JFO2v)

346 Anyone who uses the term "truck" is a deluded fool. You should only ever use the make, model, and year of the vehicle in question to refer to such a thing.

Ackshually, you shouldn't say "vehicle" either, because that's a general term.

Ackshually, you shouldn't use the word "you" because what does that mean? The voice in your head you? The sum of all your actions you? The past, present, or future you? That term is too general!

Posted by: Zoooooooooooooooood at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (YYlyE)

347 Such a highly mobile center of gravity likely contributes to your notorious grace and dexterity.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 13, 2020 05:55 PM (OUMaO)

This is a fair cop.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (GbPPJ)

348 Feel-good story of the day:

Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California) idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

So he sat there kind of halfheartedly and not very actively trying to get his electric wheelchair to break loose from the tracks, not really realizing that a high-speed freight train was bearing down on him.

So a (female Hispanic, not that that is relevant) cop was driving by, and saw him stuck on the tracks and the train coming in at top speed, so she screeched to a halt, sprinted over to him, and physically yanked him backwards out of the wheelchair - with about half a second to spare. Amazing bodycam video here:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/ world-us-canada-53770163/ california-officer-saves-man-stuck-on-train-tracks-in-wheelchair

Yeah. but let's defund the cops.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:01 PM (HEEq1)

349 Posted by: WitchDoktor, 1.5 feet in the grave at August 13, 2020 05:51 PM (4k/Uz)

And please don't be 1.5 feet in the grave. I know you are affected by clinical depression (I have been too) but if it gets bad go for help. You are important to many people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:01 PM (WkPC9)

350 Trucks are murder vehicles per prissy urban leftists

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

351 What's the difference between a truck and a car?

Nothing, they are both destroying the planet.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

352 2020 in review:

- Aliens are real.
- Arab Israeli peace is a thing now, apparently
- Joe Biden actually wins a presidential primary on his *counts on fingers* eleventy-eth try

Everyone's all hung up on this stupid fucking virus... And they're missing out on one hell of a year!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:02 PM (6FeV1)

353 Hit me with your loaded ammo clip!

Posted by: zombie ian dury at August 13, 2020 06:02 PM (an7Mv)

354 ho lee fuk

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2020 06:03 PM (4vNgL)

355 >>>Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California)
idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was
approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

Oh lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

356 Just to round out the conversation here, I think we should do Ford vs Chevy.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 06:03 PM (rw1l7)

357 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc

And Yay! The rioting can begin all over again

which Keith Ellison-Muslim AG- can consider a success

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:03 PM (WkPC9)

358 We are no longer a nation of laws.
The police are NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
Neither is the military.

Everybody is waiting for the election, but at this point it hardly even matters. No matter who "wins" neither side will accept the results.

Posted by: Bite The Big Apple, Don't Mind The Maggots at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (+v+zN)

359 devers is back to being devers, 6-4-3 ground ball and he side arms it into right field

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (4vNgL)

360 Does a Nissan Frontier count as a Murder Truck?

Maybe it could be like a carbine is still a murder tool. Smaller, but still deadly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (xPJvm)

361 355 >>>Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California)
idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was
approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

Oh lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

I had an uncle in Lodi, he still might live there, in fact.

He used to make console boxes for the Atari and I thought that was the coolest job in the world, when I was 10.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (ifmtJ)

362 355 >>>Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California)
idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was
approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

Oh lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
Posted by: Mark1971 /i]

I purposely let that joke dangling there, unused, to inspire everyone else to strive to get in the "stuck in Lodi" joke. Hee hee.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HEEq1)

363 Such a highly mobile center of gravity likely contributes to your notorious grace and dexterity.

Looks like I got here just in time for a timely discussion of teh Victory Rack.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HaL55)

364 I have to stop watching the presser and make supper before its breakfast time.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (OjZpE)

365 NOOD

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (H5knJ)

366 342 292 State Legislators in CA have proposed a wealth tax.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyhwtae9
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (YYlyE)

This is hilarious, for multiple reasons. First, simply because it is such an old and lame idea, proving that leftists haven't had a single original thought in nearly 90 years now. Don't they know that this is what Huey P. Long pushed harder than anybody? He even put a scare into FDR with this, until he got himself shot.

And then it all fell apart. Now they're trying to resurrect the Greatest Hits of the 1930's for their "New" ideas.

and also - It's behind a paywall, but I could see the headline that says "It could hit 30,400 Californians and raise $7.5 Billion" No, Actually it could force the 30,000 wealthiest California residents to leave the state while raising diddly squat, that's what it'll do. You're not East Germany yet, you can't put a wall around yourselves to keep the fatted calves in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

A 1% Wealth Tax could cost the USA about 3 million jobs. At 5% it could cost almost 15 million jobs.

It is like the Death Tax. It is a stupid idea for stupid people.

Obama said taxes were to punish the rich and did not care if it funded the government or help the economy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

367 Ugh Unitalic.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HEEq1)

368 This bittersweet but mostly sweet. Progs, Donks, and incompetents (BIRM) warn us that that buffoon Trump's decision to move our embassy to Jerusalem would mean endless war.

https://bit.ly/3gW3LCY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

369 Everyone's all hung up on this stupid fucking virus... And they're missing out on one hell of a year!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:02 PM (6FeV1)
++++++++++++
2020 is one for the history books. And the sooner, the better. While it seems hard to believe that 2021 will be worse, the world always has a way to surprise. Might as well bring it on and get it over with.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (hYcqw)

370 And mail in ballots can be from illegal immigrants

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (OjZpE)

371 Does a Nissan Frontier count as a Murder Truck?

Truck, yes. Body on frame, leaf springs. Murder depends on what you do with it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (q2K0j)

372 NOOD ALERT! NOOD ALERT!

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (q177U)

373 The law is an ass, right?

Under federal law explosives are weapons of mass destruction.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (Px4PF)

374 Hell, I even bought some fancy sports bras to strap in The Rack and hahahah The Rack shall not be contained.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 05:50 PM

So The Rack remains victorious?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (DMUuz)

375 Nood, MOAR peace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (ifmtJ)

376 339 Didja see Broken Brain Biden's statement on the Mid East peace? The policies of Obola and me are finally bearing fruit.

https://bit.ly/2PPRy6T

Meanwhile, Paul Tibbets and I really fixed those Japs, practically won WWII single handed.?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Jesus Fucking Jimenez, every day these bastards fall further and further into my theory of the "Living Villain Trope".

They're so ignorant and unread that they can't realize that everything they are doing is straight of a stock literary villain's CV.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (6FeV1)

377 No, Actually it could force the 30,000 wealthiest California residents to leave the state while raising diddly squat, that's what it'll do. You're not East Germany yet, you can't put a wall around yourselves to keep the fatted calves in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

But first, California would spend what they reckoned on getting from the tax on saving the Borneo Gnarled Mosquito, Climate Change Ambassadors, and Illegals. Then next year when everyone who would have to pay has left and they only collect a tenth of what they spent, they get to raise taxes on the new lower level of Richness to make up the deficit.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (jXVsg)

378 Forget about the differences between a car or truck, all I know is my new tractor with front loader and rake is being delivered on Monday.
No more humping wheel barrels full of material and spreading it by hand.

WOO HOO!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (+5cN3)

379 No more humping wheel barrels

Dude!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (YYlyE)

380 I would bet most people don't even know who he is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

I have a neighbor in her late 70s who'd never heard of Soros.

Amazing. And you guessed it: she's a liberal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (osklw)

381 But first, California would spend what they reckoned on getting from the tax on saving the Borneo Gnarled Mosquito, Climate Change Ambassadors, and Illegals. Then next year when everyone who would have to pay has left and they only collect a tenth of what they spent, they get to raise taxes on the new lower level of Richness to make up the deficit.
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (jXVsg)

Don't forget the program to save Golden Hissing Cockroach.

It's not endangered, but California doesn't want to take any chances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (osklw)

382 The real insidious part of the wealth tax is the government collecting information on the value of your passive assets

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B7KlG)

383 And of course those heroes in blue carried out a bogus warrant.
Fuck them especially during the coming burning times.

Posted by: butch at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (hXu8T)

384 I'd imagine the Military Industrial Complex is a little peeved today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (3H9h1)

385 The bad part is that the DA was trying to insert himself into the situation on the side of the protesters.
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2020 05:14 PM (F1m5e)

ICE should have cuffed him and stuffed him into the back of the bus.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (/0fQX)

386 This isn't a leak, but a response to a FOIA request. But here's the thing: Barnes said he's never in his life seen such a rapid, fulsome response to a FOIA request.

In other words: The cops couldn't wait to comply with this FOIA.

Good on those cops!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (H3MF8)

387 292
State Legislators in CA have proposed a wealth tax.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyhwtae9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2020 05:49 PM (YYlyE)

Good on them. Make the bastiges pay tax when the sell their stocks to pay their tax. Might work once.

Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (7IKAb)

388 The bad part is that the DA was trying to insert himself into the situation on the side of the protesters.
Posted by: PabloD
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Uh, just as Obama did, in the Gates affair, Ferguson, and the Trayvon Martin case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (cGzEU)

389 This was reported in St. Louis last week or the week before.

Posted by: GlobalTrvlr at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (ARe81)

390 The cops hate the DA's office. Like the other Soros financed DA's they came in saying all the police were corrupt. They immediately made an "enemies" list of cops and said they would not accept any warrants from them. In addition they threw out just about everything that was in progress and overturned convictions. They have failed to act on about 90% of the warrants and charges put forth by the police. So yeah, a little bad blood there.

Posted by: GlobalTrvlr at August 13, 2020 07:11 PM (ARe81)

391 This is the prosecutor who railroaded the former governor, so par for the course.

Posted by: Jim in KC at August 13, 2020 07:15 PM (8dHnI)

392 Isn't it amazing how the democrats in office lie, fabricate evidence, commit fraud to find ways to criminalize innocent people, either citizens or government? Also how democrats have been allying themselves with felons, drug lords, arsonist, terrorists, treason? ? ? Not to mention America's enemies around the world and domestically ?! Saddam Hussein Iraq, Mexican drug Lords, Rioters, Anarchist, hostile Iran, hostile China, hostile Russia, Hostile world JIHAD?

Posted by: ron n. at August 13, 2020 07:38 PM (om5HK)

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