Kamala Harris, The Little Girl Who Joe Biden Callously Worked to Racially Segregate, Picked as Running Mate to Joe Biden

And that little girl was me.

Joe Biden must have forgotten all the shit she said about him.

She called him a racist segregationist, for crying out loud. (I mean, they call everybody that now, but this is his running mate saying this about him.)

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

I have the great honor to announce that I've picked @KamalaHarris -- a fearless fighter for the little guy, and one of the country's finest public servants -- as my running mate.
4:17 PM -- Aug 11, 2020

Here's the busing attack on Joe Biden.

Ew:

195
to quote Kurt Schlichter:

"never vote for anyone who knows what Willie Brown tastes like"
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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (SM5ES)

2 Kamala,

The candidate who appealed so poorly to people in her own state of CA that she was placing 4th and 5th regularly in polls before she dropped out before Iowa is going to get Biden over the line?

Please...this is all about leadership of the party after Biden.

The establishment couldn't get the electorate of the party to accept her through the primary, so they're going to assign her as VP and get the position as default no matter what happens.

This is a middle finger to the activist left. They don't control shit in the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party doesn't need to listen to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (UWqZJ)

3 Yay!

Posted by: johnd01 at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (ukNFU)

4 what to do?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (LWu6U)

5 #HeelsUpHarris

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (4ZYW0)

6 LOL

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (8B6Ng)

7 Descendant of slave owners

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (3aI0K)

8 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (W2Pud)

9 Kamala Harris, The Little Girl Who Joe Biden Callously Worked to Racially Segregate, Picked as Running Mate to Joe Biden___

Wow that sucks

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (qlFIA)

10 This is gonna be fun.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (SgjGX)

11 Holy smokes. This is going to get interesting

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (29DVR)

12 Top ten?

Posted by: FtWorthMike at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (2ha2i)

13 I guess they figured out that Susan Rice was going to be toxic.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (ukNFU)

14 A new era begins.

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (RuIsu)

15 God help us if she is ever President - vote Trump and Republican as if your life depends on it because it probably does. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (tSosf)

16 Ok top fifteen

Posted by: FtWorthMike at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (2ha2i)

17 This just can't get any weirder...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (t41dG)

18 Outstanding choice. Brave.

Posted by: No at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (jnyH9)

19 Holy crap what a lousy choice. YAY!!!!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (mNhhD)

20 He chose, poorly.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (nFRLh)

21 So cool. There's SO much she can be ripped for, whether you're conservative or liberal.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (8B6Ng)

22 Kamala Harris - Harvey Weinstein's AG.


Perfect choice Joey Two Fingers. Perfect choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (qlFIA)

23 Vox:

"It's a historic first. Harris is the only Black woman and the only South Asian American woman to be named the vice presidential nominee of a major political party. "


I guess we're acknowledging her Indian immigrant ancestry now, instead of pretending she's a historical black American?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

24 They have to be kidding us. No f***ing way.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (MxEKc)

25 Bring it Jamaican slaver!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (yCZVl)

26 Didn't she get torched by Tulsi for her corrupt "tough on crime" crap?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (YcdWn)

27 She's the Jamaican one, right?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (ZI4/t)

28 Wow. Not Rice. Dammit

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (Pqytn)

29 Say what you want about sucking cock...

It'll get you where you are going.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (FU1zC)

30 PERFECT!
For people with a brain!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (gtatv)

31 LOL... Fearless fighter for the little guy? Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (Zmnko)

32 They know they're going to lose. No one wants here as President, not even the dems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (xfb67)

33

Dumb and Dumber

(never gets old)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (rjE57)

34 So Biden is tapping Harris? Wouldn't be the first time she let an older guy do that to her, .

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

35 Will she publicly demonstrate her amazing blowjob skills and her willingness to take it in the face?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

36 She passed the smell test.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (6i2m+)

37 Stand by for more fake cooking videos.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (4k/Uz)

38 Handies!!! Handies for everyone!!!

Oprah, announcing Harris, probably...

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (RKLPC)

39 Is California in play now

Posted by: Jean at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (rLnZe)

40 Is she even black ?

Depends on your standard of blacknitude. If you're going by the one drop Klan method, then yeah. If you're going by the black community, not hardly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

41 Historic!

Posted by: That one guy what thinks everything is historic at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (t41dG)

42 I guess her blowjob skills are better than we thought

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (rnk6i)

43 Well, that explains whatever the hell it was that she did to her face.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (GbPPJ)

44 And who said you can't get to the top position while on your knees?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (OjZpE)

45 Let the Camel Toe jokes commence!

Posted by: johnd01 at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

46 Nobody listens to me...

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

47 Really? Really? Really????

I don't know if I can stop laughing!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

48 Holy crap what a lousy choice. YAY!!!!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (mNhhD)



Tempting to open a 25 year old bottle of bourbon, but I'll save it for Trump's swearing in.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (8B6Ng)

49 So does this mean not nominating Rice means they aren't desperate....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (4k/Uz)

50 LMAO, did Kamela even see that through the botox?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (oZuI0)

51 I guess they figured out that Susan Rice was going to be toxic.
___

Actually, after vigorous testing it just turns out Kamala has better oral skills. Err, I mean verbal. That's what you kids call a blow job right?


Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (qlFIA)

52

black
woman

the fraud will be off the charts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (rjE57)

53 OK smart people of the Horde


is this a good pick or a blunder

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (iTXRQ)

54 A winning ticket:

The Sniffer and the Slaver 2020

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

55 California must be up for grabs if Slow Joe was told to pick Harris.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (Pqytn)

56 She's the Jamaican one, right?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs



Yes. The Jamaican slaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (yCZVl)

57


Gropin' Joe: I picked her to lock up that toss up state of California

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (iiQCS)

58 he called her a servant.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (o1Bgo)

59 I dont know whether to be pleased as punch that Sundown apparently doesnt want to win or pissing myself at the prospect (as unlikely as it might be) that Kameltoe could be President.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (+dsLj)

60 They gave us a Kenyan now they want to give us a Ugandan.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (xPl2J)

61 That is a lousy pick. Not that Rice or any of the others were better.

The only one that was even semi-normal was Tulsi Islut, and she was a non-starter because she's not an openly raging Maoist, she destroyed Hillary (and Kamala-Toe) and served in the military.

Oh well.


Plus: she may have eligibility problems because of her Jamaican or Indian citizenship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

62 I'm happy to accept my new position as Actual Yet Suppressed Vice President.

Posted by: "Tank" Abrams at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (koNhm)

63 The bitch isn't legally able to run for VP or President. One of her parents never became a citizen and the other one barely was. WTF

Posted by: Jaimo at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (/Kt3K)

64 Couldn't have been a better choice, unless it was Hillary.

Posted by: Maximus at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (T3hOB)

65 Rice was more dangerous if they won.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (FtO5h)

66 Joe Blow 2020

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (3aI0K)

67 OMG, that's Brilliant!

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (zUdXR)

68 Let the fun begin!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (ldOBo)

69 Kamala was the Original Chosen One. What spooks me a little is it means they think they can win.

In another way it makes me very happy they think they can win.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (r43Wh)

70 "I'm Joe Biden, and I've already forgotten this message."

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (oZuI0)

71 60 They gave us a Kenyan now they want to give us a Ugandan.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (xPl2J)


Edie Gorme >>> Idi Amin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

72 Her face looks like a Haggis.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (FU1zC)

73 California is already in the bag for the Democrats.

DNC, "We are so going to lose this bigly. Might as well toss in Miz Knee-pads as VP to prevent her from even trying again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (6hUiM)

74 Rice has more "gravitas " Yeah she also has some bad stuff from the obama regime...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (Zmnko)

75

The face lift will not help her.
It probably lowered her IQ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (rjE57)

76 >>> Joe Biden must have forgotten all the shit she said about him.

Sure. Like 3 months ago. He probably doesn't even remember she was a challenger at this point.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (Y6UV7)

77 18
Outstanding choice. Brave.

Posted by: No at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (jnyH9)

Ha! It's brave, I'll give you that!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

78 She's used to serving under someone.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (FtO5h)

79 Got her face fucked in just in time!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

80 OK smart people of the Horde


is this a good pick or a blunder
Posted by: DB


Biden blew it worse than Kamala blowing Willie Brown.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (yCZVl)

81 I guess her blowjob skills are better than we thought

- -

I wonder what the full extent of the facelift was....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (4k/Uz)

82 During the primaries, Kamala was only a pigment of CNN's imagination.

What's changed?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (9TdxA)

83 She's perfect for the Tim Kaine spot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

84 They know they're going to lose. No one wants here as President, not even the dems.

I think she was the establishment DNC choice for the primaries but when she got nuked out of contention by one debate, they desperately shifted to Biden.

She's so bad as a running mate. Everyone everywhere expects Biden to not be the actual president so they pick someone nobody wanted to be the one to take over??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

85 Has anyone checked Stacey Adams for her reaction?
Is she still claiming to be the actual pick?

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (ypETy)

86 She's as "black" as a vaguely tanned Italian.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (koNhm)

87 Law and order, HaHa!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (kA3Cp)

88
Beejers and blow are the new pathway to power.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

89 45 Let the Camel Toe jokes commence!
----------
Camel Toe Joe!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (ZI4/t)

90 "A fearless fighter for the little guy"

She fights for cock?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (7ixfo)

91 Well, that explains whatever the hell it was that she did to her face.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (GbPPJ)


It'd be hysterical if gangrene set in from infection from the Tijuana plastic surgeon. Hysterical in a serious way, of course.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (8B6Ng)

92 >>is this a good pick or a blunder


This is a sacrifice.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (FU1zC)

93 You've Come a Long Way, Anchor Baby!

Posted by: Baldy at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (OLCH5)

94 >>She's the Jamaican one, right?


Jamaican da, Indian mom, raised partly in Canada.
#Winning!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

95 Joey Bidet, "Now that's a face that launched a thousand ships!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (6hUiM)

96 And before anyone starts raging about which comment blew the margins, it's the video ace just posted

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (YcdWn)

97 Brown Sugar !

Posted by: STutterin Joe Bidet at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (M+Lyo)

98 You get a hummer, and you get a hummer, and you get a hummer.......

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (sjdRT)

99 Remember she is not one iota African American
ZERO
do not let her play the race card

Posted by: Avi at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (9vZy+)

100
Perhaps selecting Kammie is Sundowner Joe's final act of vengance ... the twofer that ends Kammie's political career, and maybe even the Democrat Party.

I have this psychic feeling that Willie Brown just passed a full-sized, square-cornered brick.

Posted by: Tiglath-Pileser I , King of Assyria at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (FlRtG)

101 46 Nobody listens to me...
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (CQ3Qb)


Didn't need to, I knew it when she came on TV looking like Rocky Dennis a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (8k7U7)

102 85 Has anyone checked Stacey Adams for her reaction?
Is she still claiming to be the actual pick?
Posted by: sippin_bourbon at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (ypETy)


She'll claim she's the pick, just like she's the governor of Georgia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (s2VJv)

103 This means that Susan Rice can be indicted.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (kA3Cp)

104 Kamala Harris? I thought he was going to pick a black woman?

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (IhS0E)

105 Please tell me I'm not the only person who read this announcement at precisely 4:20.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (DFZnL)

106 Weird. Way back when I thought Kamala was going to be the next president.

Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (9AFWN)

107 The electricity in the air about this selection is overwhelming.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (FTlwv)

108

Shrillary throwing crystal and downing gallons of Chardonnay. "But I won! I was the first female president!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (rjE57)

109 Now we know why they were feeling so bad about their treatment of Sarah Palin.

The jokes about Kamala's background are going to be nonstop.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (R1mDg)

110 It was Kamala that the Times(?) "accidentally" announced last week or so, right?

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (Izzlo)

111 It came down to hair smell and Harris won the sniff off.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

112 "Fearless fighter for the little guy."

Little guy?

Little GUY!!!!???

fine, joey. Exclude women, lgbt, and so on....

I AM MICROAGGRESSED!!! AAAAAAH!!!

Posted by: Boxx Culvert - no, I am NOT entertained. at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (oyB1p)

113 Plus: she may have eligibility problems because of her Jamaican or Indian citizenship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

Oh stop, she was born in the US.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (CQ3Qb)

114 She can't even help deliver her home state of California. What midwestern or swing state does this cement for Gropin' Joe? My guess is none.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (RKLPC)

115 Interesting, considering how uninterested the Democrat primary voters were in Harris.

And there goes all of the Michelle and Oprah theories, I guess.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (F6+/X)

116 She looks like a real loser.

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (q177U)

117 Jamaica and India by way of Canada. She's all-American, eh?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (mNhhD)

118 I think it's a blunder.

Her Cali AG baggage is going to hurt the ticket, and Trump must be salivating over exploiting it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (FtO5h)

119 When DJT wins [again]... the Leftist meltdown is gonna be epic.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (3aI0K)

120 95 Joey Bidet, "Now that's a face that launched a thousand ships!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (6hUiM)


Kamala - The fate that jailed a thousand Crips.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (s2VJv)

121 Paging Tulsi Gabbard ....

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (Pqytn)

122 Gary thinks this smells like teen spirit, right Gary?

Posted by: Gary Busey at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (oYHnE)

123 "Ha! It's brave, I'll give you that!


Posted by: Brian


Like bungee jumping is brave.
With a half-broken cord.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (MxEKc)

124

Mine as well load the can with this sound bite:

"You're racist!"

For any time you criticize her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (rjE57)

125 Hated by cops. Hated by crooks. Hated by SF and most of CA. And, the country hates SF and CA, so she's got that going for her as well.

This is a win/win from any angle.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (8B6Ng)

126 69
Kamala was the Original Chosen One. What spooks me a little is it means they think they can win.



In another way it makes me very happy they think they can win.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (r43Wh)

You said 'spook'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (ufFY8)

127 President Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

128 From solid blue CA

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (3aI0K)

129 Blown margins are apropos for a Kamala thread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

130 Now we know why they were feeling so bad about their treatment of Sarah Palin.

The jokes about Kamala's background are going to be nonstop.
Posted by: Ex-liberal



Time to dust off Kunta Kinte.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (yCZVl)

131 Honestly, their finalists were so awful they probably just put sticky notes with names on a dart board and let 'er rip.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (OUMaO)

132 Wonder if Rice turned him down?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (YynYJ)

133 Pence will slice the fuck out of Kameltoe in the debate.

He'll just need to sit there, be a gentleman and all polite and shit while Kameltoe goes full raging bitch.

Instant win.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (+dsLj)

134 is this a good pick or a blunder

Its a poor, easily-damaged choice but it fits my early theory about the Democrats and this election.

They don't think they can win, so they want to run someone who won't be damaged by the failure. And if by some act of Satan they win, they want someone who cannot normally win election to be VP so they can shift into power.

Historically, though, VPs do not fare well in reelection runs. I can't actually think of a single one who won reelection except for when the president was assassinated and they got the sympathy vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

135 The Dems now have a lock on the Jamaican vote. Well, maybe.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (ch6++)

136 Speaking of brave...

Elizabeth Warren is probably pissed too.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (4k/Uz)

137 I had finally forgotten Edie Gorme and they DRAG me back in.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (XTyi0)

138 This tells me California is iffy for Joe

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (kA3Cp)

139 117 Jamaica and India by way of Canada. She's all-American, eh?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (mNhhD)


As I said, she might not be eligible. But John Roberts says, "it's a sex."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (s2VJv)

140 the way forward young girls is on your knees ... is that the message the Dims want to run on

Posted by: Jean at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (rLnZe)

141 Kamela was a prosecutor.

They had shit on Amy; no bloody way they don't on KH.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (oZuI0)

142 Their insidious plan is to bait Trump into beejer jokes so he finally loses all the Wine Moms.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (koNhm)

143 Oh hell yes!

I have gotten as many Democrat delegates as her, lol!

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (aO8Gd)

144 "Plus: she may have eligibility problems because of her Jamaican or Indian citizenship."

Yup yup.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert - no, I am NOT entertained. at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (oyB1p)

145 Kamala was the Original Chosen One. What spooks me a little is it means they think they can win.

In another way it makes me very happy they think they can win.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (r43Wh)

The other option is that they think she's expendable. "If we win, great, if we lose, nothing of value will be lost. "

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (VSMOE)

146 Thought Kameltoe would be the candidate.

I'll take this as partial credit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (ifmtJ)

147 Gabbard probably is quite pissed that Willie's ho got the nod.

Harris is a toxic person and black guys aren't fans. Actually a bit shocked by it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (xQJTG)

148 Bloomberg News is so excited, they are masturbating all over the internet.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (cJXul)

149 Meanwhile, somewhere Stacey "Tank" Adams has declared herself Biden's pick for VP.

Posted by: dartist at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (+ya+t)

150 Christopher - George HW Bush.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (4k/Uz)

151 The jokes about Kamala's background are going to be nonstop

They're already trying to rewrite Palin history "We never attacked her for being a woman!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

152 "And that little girl was me."


Riiiiiiggghhhhhhht. The daughter of a PhD and a cancer researcher was bused from the hood to a school on the good side of town until Biden stopped it. Riiiiiiggghhhhhhht.

That little girl grew up to be completely full of shit.

Posted by: jc at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (PuMKG)

153 You have to be kidding me. She has a metric a$$ ton of baggage.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (JUOKG)

154 I was thinking Beto to play in Texas. Guess that was not considered likely by the Powers That Be.

Posted by: Corona-refugee at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (z1pli)

155 The Democrats are so tied to Identity Politics and so welded to Biden's promise of a black female running mate, that there was no other choice--especially since Kamala is the one they wanted from the start anyway

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (7ixfo)

156 121 Paging Tulsi Gabbard ....
Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (Pqytn)


That was their only hope insofar as she is about as close to normal as that party gets. But she was a non-starter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (s2VJv)

157 Sorry. Re-elected. Poop.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (4k/Uz)

158 I give Joe some credit here.


VP Hillary means Joe doesn't survive his first week in office if he wins. The worst thing VP Harris will do is use a little too much teeth.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (qlFIA)

159 This tells me California is iffy for Joe
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

--

OK, that was a joke. What it tells me is that the dems gave up on the white house and are now trying to hold the house of representatives.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (kA3Cp)

160 I'd actually be pleased if Joe and Kamala would earnestly pledge to renew their 1990s crusade against superpredator criminals. Won't get my vote, but would get my respect.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (qpX6U)

161 When she was Cali AG didn't she try to enact a tax to the entire United States, with any state doing commerce with Cali?

Posted by: Redenzo at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (E7vND)

162 He's freakin' crazy. Her one credential worth mentioning is her time as a prosecutor, but after the past year how can the Democrats possible run on a law and order platform? And she hails from California, a state Biden can't lose.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (wGeit)

163 Search 'biden' in DDG. PBS says:

Joe Biden taps Kamala Harris ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (AHq56)

164 Her great grandfather was a slaver, so she's got that going for her.

Yaaaassss! This is going to be great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

165 In the case of a tie vote in the Senate, Kamala will blow everybody in attendance.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (FU1zC)

166 I am sorry, even Nagel can't make a pleasing line art of Kamala's face...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (6hUiM)

167 125 Hated by cops. Hated by crooks. Hated by SF and most of CA. And, the country hates SF and CA, so she's got that going for her as well.

This is a win/win from any angle.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (8B6Ng)

IIRC, her own father had some words about her, too.

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (Izzlo)

168 Trying to keep white liberals happy.

Posted by: Vendette at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (p2kj9)

169 She's so bad as a running mate. Everyone everywhere expects Biden to not be the actual president so they pick someone nobody wanted to be the one to take over??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)


They had no one else. The few serious contenders are all sitting this election out; far better to run in 2024. Picking a VP candidate with too much heft would only illustrate how awful of a pick Biden is.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (SgjGX)

170 Christopher - George HW Bush

He lost trying to be re-elected.

As for VPs who won while in the VP office, only two have. Bush the elder and Martin Van Buren after Andrew Johnson. So it can be done, but its very rare.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

171

Hillary: "Hiccup!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (rjE57)

172 135 The Dems now have a lock on the Jamaican vote. Well, maybe.

Kamalatoe said something about "Of course I smoke weed, sillies, after all, I'm Jamaican, mon."

OK, I paraphrased.

At the time it was reported that a lot of Jamaicans were not happy. But unless they are Jamaican-Americans, it really won't matter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (FtO5h)

173 Harris is a toxic person and black guys aren't fans. Actually a bit shocked by it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (xQJTG)


I'm a bit surprised, too, I must say. She IS toxic, also thin-skinned, can't think on her stinky feet, and comes across badly. She's perfect for Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (9jxbm)

174 Kamala is the type of girl trump was talking about when he said that SOME women let you "grab 'em by the pussy."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (7ixfo)

175 Plus: she may have eligibility problems because of her Jamaican or Indian citizenship.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

I won't waste much time on this topic, since anything that gives her grief I applaud, but she was born in Oakland, California. Doesn't matter if her parents were citizens (they weren't) but by birthright citizenship, which is the law of the land and has been for 122 years, she's a natural born US citizen, qualified to be President.

also, I don't know if she has dual citizenship, but it doesn't matter. There's no legal impediment to dual citizenship, all such laws and rules were wiped out by the Supreme Court 60 years ago. It might be a political problem, but it's not a legal problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

176 "Fearless fighter for the little guy."



Works for us.

Posted by: George Stephanapoulos & Mike Bloomberg at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (mNhhD)

177 78 She's used to serving under someone.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM

*stands and applauds*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (/+bwe)

178 Poor Mooch. He must be devastated to not get the nod.

Posted by: Dingbat at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (0KPVR)

179 >>Joe Biden taps Kamala Harris ...


Hey Joe -

You are gonna want to get your dick tested for Covid, and other shit.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (FU1zC)

180 Whoa.
I was tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Tranny Talcum X at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (koNhm)

181 95
Joey Bidet, "Now that's a face that launched a thousand ships!"


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (6hUiM)

Those weren't ships that were launched at her face.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (ufFY8)

182 Scott Adams is going to be unbearable on his next video.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (AHq56)

183 If I wrote headlines:

Kamala Swallows Up the Nomination

Kamala Passes the Smell Test

Biden Praises Kamala's Unique Assets.

Biden On VP Pick: 'Who?'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (6i2m+)

184 Married to a white Jewish guy.


Jamaican/Indian (dot not feather)

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (ySQBZ)

185 106 Weird. Way back when I thought Kamala was going to be the next president.
Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 04:28 PM (9AFWN) v

She was scheduled in 2024 to perform the coup de gras on America after the hag

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (r43Wh)

186 Hope Kanye gets to stay on the ballot in IL, bc I think I know who gets the black male votes, if he does.

Posted by: EveR at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

187 Slight complication that she could not win a primary, but an easy work-around.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (BRkq2)

188 is this a good pick or a blunder

Posted by: DB- just DB



Blunder.

1. Horrible person;

2. On tape laughing about smoking pot while putting black men in prison on pot charges while she was AG of California;

3. She was part of some very evil government tactics against pro-life people in California while she was AG;

4. Willie Brown's Willie Brown;

5. Horrifying Plastic Surgery Fail;

6. She's a defendant in an active case filed by Pro-Life Activist David Daleiden.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (BM2fS)

189 Nah, Kamala isn't a sacrifice pick, Rice would have been.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (icI8A)

190
I guess Tammy Fuckworthless was a no-go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (s2VJv)

191 this is ALL OBAMA

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (ySQBZ)

192 "Her Cali AG baggage is going to hurt the ticket, and Trump must be salivating over exploiting it."

Yup. Contrast Klamato stretching sentences to get free labor with Trump's Crime reform work.

Not a good look for the dummykratz.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert - no, I am NOT entertained. at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (oyB1p)

193 The Democrats never attacked Palin. Why, that's just a right-wing conspiracy theory.

Posted by: L'il Tater Stelter at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (FtO5h)

194
to quote Kurt Schlichter:

"never vote for anyone who knows what Willie Brown tastes like"

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (i15dV)

195 Two Irish on the Dem ticket.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (9UmRs)

196 Scott Adams is going to be unbearable on his next video.


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (AHq56)

He's live right now. Not even going to watch.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (xPl2J)

197 This tells me California is iffy for Joe

Posted by: Vashta Nerada



--



OK, that was a joke. What it tells me is that the dems gave up on
the white house and are now trying to hold the house of representatives.


Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM

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No kidding. Trump might eek out a win in CA with her on the ticket.

A VP pick won't drag a Presidential campaign over the finish line in a tight race, but a poor VP pick can destroy a Presidential campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

198 What it tells me is that the dems gave up on the white house and are now trying to hold the house of representatives.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (kA3Cp)


It's difficult to believe they've given up on the white house with more than two months remaining and when the polls put Biden slightly ahead.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (wGeit)

199
I foresee many packets of mayonnaise getting tossed in her direction.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (pNxlR)

200 Cavoto is chubbed up. Discussing

Posted by: Redenzo at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (E7vND)

201 I'm not sure her exact background but have seen it mentioned by a few she legally can't be President.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (OjZpE)

202 >>Kamala was the Original Chosen One. What spooks me a little is it means they think they can win.

>>In another way it makes me very happy they think they can win.

Or the thought Rice had too much baggage.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

203 She is also the first VP candidate to have disfiguring plastic surgery before her nomination!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who survived the breakup of the Beatles at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

204 It's perfect. She is a light-skinned woman who is married to a white guy...and a Jew to boot!

That will certainly endear her to Black America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (xT2tT)

205 183 Scott Adams is going to be unbearable on his next video.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (AHq56)

I was just gonna post this very statement.

Posted by: browndog at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (BgMrQ)

206 I'm sure all the "410" folks will vote for her, especially those she persecuted. Oh... sorry prosecuted.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (gtatv)

207 Kamala Harris: Make BJs in the WH Real Again!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (6i2m+)

208 Here's a horrifying thought:

Sperry on Twitter: "Yikes, this means they're holding Susan Rice back for secretary of state (in the off chance of a Biden administration)"

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (sGotD)

209 Harris is a toxic person and black guys aren't fans. Actually a bit shocked by it.

I don't think black women like her much, either. Or white women for that matter. She kind of embodies the type of woman they dislike almost as much as a self-starting successful hottie: the slut who got ahead by sleeping around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

210 Tank Abrams just rage-ate the entire buffet at the Bellagio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

211 She has a slight indian accent, she must have owned a 7-11

Posted by: STutterin Joe Bidet at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (M+Lyo)

212 Did Ace have five different posts written, already in the can, so he could post up quick no matter who got the pick? I'm sure that's what all the major newsmedia did. Like having Biden's obituary already written, ready to go.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (qpX6U)

213 Married to a white Jewish guy.


Jamaican/Indian (dot not feather)

Posted by: dagny



Who made their family mark as slavers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (yCZVl)

214
Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
I have the great honor to announce that I've picked @KamalaHarris -- a fearless fighter for the little guy, and one of the country's finest public servants and a dispenser of world-class blowjobs -- as my running mate.
4:17 PM -- Aug 11, 2020


FIFJ

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (dWwl8)

215 Married to a white Jewish guy.

--

That's going to lock up the black female vote.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (kA3Cp)

216 Even Rice, with all of her Obama baggage, had some heft as a candidate. Harris is a shitshow in all aspects. I can't follow the logic.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (pr6Sg)

217 this choice does lock up the crone vote

Posted by: x at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (nFwvY)

218 159 This tells me California is iffy for Joe
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
--
OK, that was a joke. What it tells me is that the dems gave up on the white house and are now trying to hold the house of representatives.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (kA3Cp)

I think Kamela is the designated representative of the Nancy Pelosi - California - Tech Billionaire wing of the party. I think this means that they they won out over the Obama/Clinton/Deep State wing of the party, which wanted Rice.

Of course Rice would be a terrible candidate too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)

219 208 Kamala Harris: Make BJs in the WH Real Again!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (6i2m+)


BJ's Ho Sale Club...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (s2VJv)

220 43 Well, that explains whatever the hell it was that she did to her face.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (GbPPJ)


Yep. She was either gunning for VP or about to go into witness protection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (9jxbm)

221 43

Well, that explains whatever the hell it was that she did to her face.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM

Which explains why Democrats want nationwide mask mandates.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (Do5/p)

222
I was thinking Beto to play in Texas. Guess that was not considered likely by the Powers That Be.

Posted by: Corona-refugee at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (z1pli)


everyone outside of Texas thinks he is a dummy and permanent adolescent.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (o1Bgo)

223 "What spooks me a little...."

Why you dirty racist.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert - no, I am NOT entertained. at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (oyB1p)

224 Descendant of slave owners

Posted by: SMOD




Damnit, that shoulda been my #7 at 189.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (BM2fS)

225 After that face lift, she reminds me of Odo from ST-DS9

Posted by: Old Blue at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (VNmG1)

226 It will be interesting to hear Maxine Waters' take on the pick.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (Pqytn)

227 IIRC, her own father had some words about her, too.
Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (Izzlo)


Yes, because she wouldn't acknowledge the "black" part was Jamaican, not African. She's on record with so much bullshit.

I seriously have to wonder - you KNOW Joe didn't make this choice - so just WTF is the DNC thinking? Are they that confident of mail-in fraud?

Is Kamala going to be a good enough puppet when Joe sadly expires from Covid in February? Obongo she's not.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (8B6Ng)

228 Kamala was polling below 5% before she dropped out. FFS, Mayor Pete was kicking her ass.

And this included low polling in the mostly Black SC D primary. Black men won't eat this dog food. They'll just stay home.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (9TdxA)

229 She's not a natural born citizen so she's not eligible to be president.

Out of 250 million Americans, the dems can't choose a candidate that's the genuine article?

If the courts and Secretaries of State prove to be an ineffectual this time, as they were in stopping the Kenyan from being on the ballot, they prove their partisanship and impotence.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (Kpbco)

230 Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (xPl2J)
I watch the reruns on youtube. Skipping the first 90 seconds.


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (AHq56)

231 LAW and ORDER

Posted by: Joey "choo-choo" Biden at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

232 She was one of the safer picks..

By the way it is so racist and insulting to say your only going to pick a women and being black is a plus? Can you imagine if they said that about a man or a white person? I really don't give a fuck who he picks, green blue black make female fag...but to rule out 1/2 or more of the country is so fuckin racist and disgusting. and no one says anything

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (OVEfo)

233 Tank Abrams just rage-ate the entire buffet at the Bellagio. city of Atlanta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (6hUiM)

234 So, is Kamala poling well?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (7ixfo)

235

Joey's first gaffe in describing Kamala should be a doozy.

Is she a druggie?

Well, yes, she said she was known to inhale... remember her radio interview? She always sounds high.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (rjE57)

236 Pence will slice the fuck out of Kameltoe in the debate.

He'll just need to sit there, be a gentleman and all polite and shit while Kameltoe goes full raging bitch.

Instant win.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (+dsLj)


Pence leads a charmed life. He's not really an alpha male but drew the lucky straw twice on having two unlikeable retards to debate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (y7DUB)

237 From solid blue CA
Posted by: SMOD


Yep. Very stupid move.

The standard play is to get someone from the South.

Idiots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (S+F2a)

238 Have seen this coming since 2018.

There was the slight complication that she could not win a primary, but that is no obstacle to the so-called "democrat." Biden is the work-around.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (BRkq2)

239 216 Even Rice, with all of her Obama baggage, had some heft as a candidate. Harris is a shitshow in all aspects. I can't follow the logic.
Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (pr6Sg)

I think it means that we wrong in one respect; Joe Biden really DID make this decision!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)

240 #RIPKamala

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (J8nVw)

241 So Tuna Finger Bidet Picked Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (lys4j)

242 When she wears a mask on camera, all you will see is her cheek bones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (6i2m+)

243 She is also the first VP candidate to have disfiguring plastic surgery before her nomination!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

--

That's a reimbursable campaign expense!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (kA3Cp)

244 BIDEN FINGERS WILLIE BROWNS OLD DICK HAT FOR SECOND SLOT

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (kFOVv)

245 Are the VP debates scheduled?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (CQ3Qb)

246 Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (i15dV)

Kurt S. said that?

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (9UmRs)

247 "I believe Joe Biden's accusers"
--Kamala Harris

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

248 He's freakin' crazy. Her one credential worth mentioning is her time as a prosecutor, but after the past year how can the Democrats possible run on a law and order platform? And she hails from California, a state Biden can't lose.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM

Maybe that's why he picked her. "See? I'm not an insane leftist determined to destroy America's cities. My running mate is a former tough-on-crime prosecutor."

Someone in the Biden camp said, "It's so crazy it just might work."

Ummm, no.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (mNhhD)

249 It was going to be Susan Rice, but Biden kept on calling her Condelezza, so they had to go with Plan B

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (Izzlo)

250 In Jamaican slang, African and Indian mixes are known as bananas because of the yellowish tint to their skin.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (4vNgL)

251 Kamala was polling below 5% before she dropped out. FFS, Mayor Pete was kicking her ass.

And this included low polling in the mostly Black SC D primary. Black men won't eat this dog food. They'll just stay home.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (9TdxA)

Why DO they want Kamala so badly?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (7ixfo)

252 Joe Biden, Gaffe-o-matic, now with extra Kamala-gaffes!

Posted by: sinalco at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (yODqO)

253 My big takeaway;

Biden sounds a lot better in that video than he does today, not that he was that smart to begin with.

Holy shit, Dimentia moves crazy fast.

Posted by: Cashin at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (IQdjO)

254 She's the only pick that let Sleepy Joe slip a hand under her skirt.

Posted by: dartist at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (+ya+t)

255 Well unlike Hillary at least she can say she didn't get to where she is by having men shit in her mouth.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (YcdWn)

256 She'll be a hero of the left by tonight

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)

257 Not exactly surprised after the Jokerization of her face.

Posted by: soulpile at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (VTLGo)

258 Joe right now: "I chose who??"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

259 She was obamas pick for president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (o+zc9)

260 233 Tank Abrams just rage-ate the entire buffet at the Bellagio. city of Atlanta.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (6hUiM)

I want to see a Cage Match between Tank Abrams and Brian Blessed back in his prime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

261 Democrats are going to turn towards law and order with the VP who was a prosecutor.

The riots are killing them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (UWqZJ)

262 >>So, is Kamala poling well?

We're just going to give up on phrasing altogether, aren't we?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (ZLI7S)

263 That will certainly endear her to Black America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (xT2tT)

Not to mention bragging about throwing people in jail for weed possession while claiming that she smoked in college. Or threatening to throw CA parents in jail if their children skipped school.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (VSMOE)

264
It's perfect. She is a light-skinned woman who is married to a white guy...and a Jew to boot!

That will certainly endear her to Black America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (xT2tT)

---------

My favorite photo in recent times is the one of Ilhan Omar - that Delicate Flower of Islam - going into her house with her Jewish side-piece/money launderer proudly at her side swinging a bag of booze.

Priceless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (1YYgA)

265 y the way it is so racist and insulting to say your only going to pick a women and being black is a plus? Can you imagine if they said that about a man or a white person? I really don't give a fuck who he picks, green blue black make female fag...but to rule out 1/2 or more of the country is so fuckin racist and disgusting. and no one says anything
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (OVEfo)


They can't go merit based. They would end up picking someone outside the party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (rjE57)

266 I knew two weeks ago, when Politico accidentally leaked the choice. They have known for at least 3 weeks.

Kamala as a choice is, basically, identity politics writ large. Once Biden said it was going to be a female person of color then that reduced the options considerably. I bet at least three different folks turned down the offer.
And I think the DNC knows that Biden will lose so they have to have a black female on the ticket to encourage enough turnout to keep the House. That's it.
If they think Stacey Abrams has a future in national politics and they are "saving" her for another race, well, LOL. She's a joke and will never get another government office.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (KTq2u)

267 She didn't take Willie Brown's advice -- this is a career-ending move.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (WfkUm)

268 Mooch just picked up busload of Japanese tourists and spiked it on the Washington Monument! Last seen stomping off towards Chesapeake Bay.

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (RuIsu)

269 Kamala passed Biden's sniff test.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (J8nVw)

270 Along with that new young face she has, she should get the youth vote.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (cJXul)

271 They don't think they can win, so they want to run someone who won't be damaged by the failure.

Alternative: they don't think they can win, so they're picking someone they don't give a shit about. Her primary performance backs me up there.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)

272 Wow. They just gave up on this election cycle right?
They completely BLEW the only opportunity they had to salvage the Biden campaign. This was their chance to put in that ringer, the huge game changer that was going to turn things around for them. Hillary. Moochelle. Warren. Some X factor celebrity like Oprah or something, somebody, anybody that was going to re-energize the base and unite the party and pull off a win against Trump.
And they pick.....Harris? Jeezum Crow, she's a walking campaign ad for the GOP and half their own party hates her guts.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (Dc5Qe)

273 How does this excite undecideds to go vote?

Narrator: it doesn't.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (4k/Uz)

274 Doesn't matter how bad we think she is , the media will promote and protect her

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (Zmnko)

275 Of course Rice would be a terrible candidate too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)


I think they kept a tighter leash on Rice though. Most anything that could be used against her was already buried by the last administration.

Harris has so many skeletons in her closet she had to get a self-storage locker for the ones that wouldn't fit.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (8B6Ng)

276 It's difficult to believe they've given up on the white house with more than two months remaining and when the polls put Biden slightly ahead.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (wGeit)


C'mon, man. (channeling Joe) The Dems KNOW the polls are crap. Four year olds guffaw when told about them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (9jxbm)

277 Well unlike Hillary at least she can say she didn't get to where she is by having men shit in her mouth.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (YcdWn)


You know, I can get behind a lot of fetishes, but coprophilia is one that disgusts me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (2JVJo)

278 Watching the CBC "rally" behind her is going to be delicious. Maxine can't stand her.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (nFRLh)

279 Vote Joe/Blow 2020

Posted by: Citizen at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (t8LlJ)

280 So, Rapey McKiddieGroper "tapped" a woman who got her start in politics by playing c*mdumpster to a powerful male politician.

#Trumpslide

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (DU2N9)

281 244 BIDEN FINGERS WILLIE BROWNS OLD DICK HAT FOR SECOND SLOT
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (kFOVv)


"Location, location, location!"

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (s2VJv)

282

Kurt S. said that?

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM


IIRC, back when she was running for the nomination; on one of his "periscopes" or twits or whatever

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (i15dV)

283

Gropin' Joe: I head I picked a running mate. Does anybody know who he is? Does anybody know what we're running for? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (iiQCS)

284 My money would be on Brian Blessed because he really knows how to chew scenery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (6hUiM)

285 Wake up America. She is going to be your next President. And probably for the next 10+ years if I'm not mistaken. If she takes over halfway through his first term does she get his term and then 2 terms after that? I'm not sure. Can somebody put me some nolidge?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (7k/uO)

286 "I guess Tammy Fuckworthless was a no-go." After she called Washington and Lincoln (among others) "dead traitors," that was it for her I think, even in brainwashed 2020.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (qpX6U)

287 Harris has so many skeletons in her closet she had to get a self-storage locker for the ones that wouldn't fit.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (8B6Ng)


She has more baggage than will ever fit in the overhead compartment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (9jxbm)

288 Married to a white Jewish guy.

I don't think that's going to hurt her. Black women tend to want to marry black guys, so they don't mind if the competition is fishing in other lakes. But they hate, hate, hate to see black men marrying women of other races.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (wGeit)

289 Tank couldn't even win her own state, she wouldn't have added much to a Biden ticket - except for 300 pounds or so.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (icI8A)

290 Cue every scene in "Deadwood"

COCKSUCKAH! SWAYJUN COCKSUCKAH!

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (6MoD2)

291 @261
James is correct, especially with the female, suburban wine-sipping demographic.

Posted by: Tranny Talcum X at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (koNhm)

292 So Rice for SecState

Tank for Dept of Buffet Security.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (6i2m+)

293 I bet the white on rice jokes made them switch.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (kA3Cp)

294 249 It was going to be Susan Rice, but Biden kept on calling her Condelezza, so they had to go with Plan B
Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (Izz


So they're hoping Biden doesn't keep asking her what it was like facing The Undertaker?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (YcdWn)

295

Is there even ONE brain between the two of them?

Probably not.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (rjE57)

296 So what wins here? The close match on the identity politics front, or the fact that she worked for (and indeed was herself) "the man" and locked up brothers for drugs while running on various "tough on crime" platforms?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (hYcqw)

297 I must admit, I'm relieved that it's not Michelle Obama, or some actress or talk-show host completely out of left field.

This is a nice pedestrian choice and won't move the needle one way or the other. Very dumb.

Even if they force Biden to bow out in mid-October, so that this vile gutter-strumpet can take over, they're not going to get much traction with her. She won't generate the 105% turnout that Obama did in several precincts in Detroit and Philadelphia.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (VzVA+)

298 Didn't Schumer tell her to "shhhh" from the mic as the Dims were standing together during a "solemn moment" and she was giggling?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (T2NR8)

299 new Biden campaign sligan:

Take a knee, or two, with Kamala.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (J8nVw)

300 Heh. How would you like to be able to tell your grandkids that the high point of your life was being the failed VP candidate to brain dead Joe Biden?

Seriously pathetic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (o2MD2)

301 Ace needs to add this pic and Trump needs to use it: https://bit.ly/33W12pz

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

302

This is so strange. Have they just given up on winning, or do they figure the massive vote fraud scheme they are constructing guarantees they can ram any candidate down our throats?

Victory for this ticket means President Harris. Vicious, stupid, crooked Kamala Harris. And they begin trying to implement Venezuela immediately.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (xvAxW)

303 Way to pick someone who has been soundly rejected by dem voters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (o+zc9)

304 Sniffer/Slaver 2020

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

305 She was obamas pick for president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 04:36 PM (o+zc9)


She's a tranny?!?!?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (8B6Ng)

306 Battle tested in the primaries? She got her ass kicked.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

307 BTW - does this mean we can prosecute Susan Rice for sedition? Just for the laughs if nothing else.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (7k/uO)

308 Why DO they want Kamala so badly?


She's no worse than every one of their other options.


It's a really, really shitty field.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

309 Doesn't matter how bad we think she is , the media will promote and protect her

And all of the people who attacked her before will line up like good little soldiers to praise and defend her.

But I see no way possible that this gains Biden even one vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

310 If these beotches steal the election via fraud, I expect (1) Biden to remain the braindead figurehead for 2 years, yielding the possibility of a 10-year administration. (2) a 15-member Supreme Court.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (BRkq2)

311 The Democrat ticket:

"Bad Plastic Surgery/Worse Plastic Surgery 2020!"

Posted by: Furious George at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (9vQJW)

312 I'm thinking this is the height of hubris where you think you have the election so easily wrapped up that you can afford to have the most insufferable raging cunt for a VP candidate just to shut BLM the fuck up.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (+dsLj)

313 The wrestler Ugandan giant's real name was Tim Harris. True story.

Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (9AFWN)

314

Sniff 'n the Teargas...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (s2VJv)

315 Once again, Joey 2 Times, faced with a choice, chooses poorly

she maybe the phoniest politician in the US

the open mouth laugh aint enuff, kunt

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (O+AcM)

316 That clip where Biden said he's going to appoint the 1st black women to the Senate is comedy gold now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

317 What can you say? As a VP choice, Kamala just sucks.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (7ixfo)

318 285 Wake up America. She is going to be your next President. And probably for the next 10+ years if I'm not mistaken. If she takes over halfway through his first term does she get his term and then 2 terms after that? I'm not sure. Can somebody put me some nolidge?
Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (7k/uO)


It's really, really unlikely she'll be our next president. That would be Biden, if he wins. I don't think that's going to happen, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (wGeit)

319 What a disaster

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (ONvIw)

320 LGoP - Yes, you can run twice if you take over and serve less than half of the term. Remember, LBJ was eligible in 1968, he was just too unpopular.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (icI8A)

321 Yeah. I'm going to ride her family history of slavery into the dirt.

Maybe the left should have thought about making all whites guilty of slavery and needing to pay reparations BEFORE they picked a slaver for the VP post.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (yCZVl)

322 alton with top disgusting billing.


well done.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (FU1zC)

323 I know plenty of israelis blacker than her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (OVEfo)

324 Better save all the clips of her calling Biden a racist before they all vanish in 5, 4, 3, 2, .....

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (CQ3Qb)

325 They don't think they can win, so they want to run someone who won't be damaged by the failure.

Alternative: they don't think they can win, so they're picking someone they don't give a shit about. Her primary performance backs me up there.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)


Both are viable scenarios.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (9jxbm)

326 LOL... Fearless fighter for the little guy? Hahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna


I think that's some subtle commentary about Willie Brown's, uhmmm, manhood.

If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (vcOmj)

327 Without Maryanne and Tulsi, the Democrat candidate field is full of weeds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (6hUiM)

328 271
They don't think they can win, so they want to run someone who won't be damaged by the failure.



Alternative: they don't think they can win, so they're picking
someone they don't give a shit about. Her primary performance backs me
up there.





Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)

So I think now we watch for some signs, like maybe where all the Dem money goes now? IE, if they put less into Biden's campaign and dump a huge amount into the senate races. Because the left is evil but not stupid. They have to have a strategy, so maybe the thinking is we don't stand a chance for the white house, but let's put all our energy into the Senate. Etc.
I

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (Dc5Qe)

329 323 I know plenty of israelis blacker than her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (OVEfo)


Ethiopians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (s2VJv)

330 Why DO they want Kamala so badly?


She's no worse than every one of their other options.


It's a really, really shitty field.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



John Kennedy ain't walkin through that door.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (XTyi0)

331 LOLOL

Trending on twatter

"Kampala Harris"

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (J8nVw)

332

Poor Pence. Has to deal with this vile moron. He will be called a racist and white supremacist from the get go.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (rjE57)

333 has she renounced her Jamaican citizenship

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (ONvIw)

334 "Doesn't matter if her parents were citizens (they weren't) but by birthright citizenship, which is the law of the land and has been for 122 years, she's a natural born US citizen, qualified to be President."

Her parents were here legally -- they were academics -- so I agree with your conclusion. I don't agree that children of illegals get birthright citizenship. It's distinguishable. Congress can act on this, and SCOTUS uphold it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (9TdxA)

335 >>> I must admit, I'm relieved that it's not Michelle Obama, or some actress or talk-show host completely out of left field.
~~~~~

Absolutely. MO was my biggest fear.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (sGotD)

336 This is a nice pedestrian choice and won't move the needle one way or the other. Very dumb.

Yeah they had a chance to do something really interesting and different to set off Biden, the safe old establishment guy and the WOW this is interesting VP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

337 By the way it is so racist and insulting to say your only going to pick a women and being black is a plus? Can you imagine if they said that about a man or a white person? I really don't give a fuck who he picks, green blue black make female fag...but to rule out 1/2 or more of the country is so fuckin racist and disgusting. and no one says anything

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (OVEfo)

__________


If you posted a job opening for a "white male only" I'm pretty sure you would be guilty of some federal crime or civil regulation by the EEO.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (WfkUm)

338 I was thinking Beto to play in Texas. Guess that was not considered likely by the Powers That Be.

Posted by: Corona-refugee at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (z1pli)
everyone outside of Texas thinks he is a dummy and permanent adolescent.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (o1Bgo)

Everyone inside Texas thinks that now too. You forgot about the time in his primary race where he came out in favor of gun confiscation with mandatory house to house searches.

I loved that - in his short primary campaign, Beto absolutely destroyed his chances of ever being elected to *any* state wide race again. He couldn't even be elected to be the guy who scrapes the dead armadillos off the road.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)

339 Plastic and Plugs 2020

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (6i2m+)

340 Ya notice how Kloby has made herself scarce lately

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (O+AcM)

341 The Fearless Freak Furry Brohters probably have better name recognition than Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (6hUiM)

342 268
Mooch just picked up ...

Nah. 3rd term for Barack/Valjar

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (AHq56)

343 Sniffer/Slaver 2020
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Threadwinner!!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (yCZVl)

344 This is why she had the horrific plastic surgery, hoping it would heal in time to look good in time for the campaign.


FAIL!

Posted by: MrObvious at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (k+h+d)

345 VP was *always* going to be Kamala.

How do you think Biden finally got Obama's support and the rest of the Dems to drop out? That only happened after Kamala went bust in the nomination process itself for a reason.

Kamala was and is Obama's "pick" -- when the Dem primary voters rejected her, this Biden as puppet POTUS was plan B.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (iYXhj)

346 306 Battle tested in the primaries? She got her ass kicked.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


Gabbard dealt her such a blow they were showing reruns for weeks.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (wGeit)

347 331 LOLOL

Trending on twatter

"Kampala Harris"
Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (J8nVw)


The capital of Uganda. And the dead wrestler. Perfect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (s2VJv)

348 Oral and Hardly 2020

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (6i2m+)

349
I guess we're acknowledging her Indian immigrant ancestry now, instead of pretending she's a historical black American?

That is why the Dem Party loves her. She is just like Obama. She doesn't have any real connection to Black America but she can play a Black American on TV. Her Jamaican father and her Hindu-Indian mother would be proud.

Posted by: Willie Brown's side piece at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (rQ/Vt)

350 Joe Biden's Handlers have Chosen Kamala Harris as his running mate, soon to break the news to Tuna Finger

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (lys4j)

351 We know Kamala's race and gender are the reason she's here--but can someone illuminate me on WHY they have been pushing so hard for her since the primaries?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (7ixfo)

352 That honky ass mutha-fucka...I is cheated!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (yhf6w)

353 Why DO they want Kamala so badly?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (7ixfo)

Single black women are the most loyal Democrat voters. The AME constituency was promised a black female VP as a reward for pulling Biden's butt out of the fire. He couldn't back out.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (VSMOE)

354 Now we know why there were delays in the announcement. They had to wait for the swelling to go down.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

355 of israelis blacker than her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (OVEfo)


Ethiopians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (s2VJv)

Well sure them, but also plenty of iraqi Jews and even Indian jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (OVEfo)

356 Theory:

The Dems have conceded the 2020 race for the Presidency, and this nomination is Joe's 'parting gift' from the Party

he will never be seen or heard from again

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (iTXRQ)

357 I guess this means they are saving Big Mike for 2024.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (ukNFU)

358 When she won the Senate position, the news trumpeted Kamala as the first Indian-American senator. Now she's supposedly black.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

359 313 The wrestler Ugandan giant's real name was Tim Harris. True story.
Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (9AFWN)


Originally from Uganda........Mississippi......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (o2MD2)

360 Pence is too polite. That worries me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

361 313
The wrestler Ugandan giant's real name was Tim Harris. True story.

Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (9AFWN)

Kamala the Ugandan Whore.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

362
Get your Biden / Harris 2020 kneepads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (pNxlR)

363 Vote Sniffer and Sucker 2020.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (pJHUP)

364 Ya notice how Kloby has made herself scarce lately

--

She got lost looking for a fork.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (4k/Uz)

365 Fairly weird choice.

Like Biden, her record is pretty out of step with the party's general direction.

But Biden didn't really have any good choices either.

I think she hurts him overall. Is there any constituency that want to see her step into the presidency when Joe falls and can't get up?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (H5knJ)

366
It's really, really unlikely she'll be our next president. That would be Biden, if he wins. I don't think that's going to happen, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (wGeit)

No, he's right. Biden isn't going to be running anything if he gets elected. I'm not so sure Harris would be either. They always have a puppet master in the background. The candidate is always just the face. There's a Valerie Jarrett in the wings someplace who's going to be the de facto president if these clowns somehow make it in.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (Dc5Qe)

367 360 Pence is too polite. That worries me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC


I don't think he's allowed to debate her alone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (6i2m+)

368 That honky ass mutha-fucka...I is cheated!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams


That's okay you were the real VP winner, just like you are the real Governor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

369 Absolutely. MO was my biggest fear.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (sGotD)

I never feared her - she would last right up until the first moment she opened her mouth and shrieked "I HATES WHITEY!!!!" and that would have been it.

The MSM really works to hide her views - she makes Louis Farrakhan look like a kindly old uncle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)

370 360 Pence is too polite. That worries me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)


He did very well against Kaine as I recall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (s2VJv)

371 Just not seeing how this helps Crazy old Joe, California was going to vote for whatever Leftist was nominated.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (OjZpE)

372 186
She was scheduled in 2024 to perform the coup de gras on America after the hag

not sure whether typo for "coup de grace" or "cut the grass".

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

373 This is a nice pedestrian choice and won't move the needle one way or the other. Very dumb.


_________


It's a stroke of brilliance -- now Trump loses California!

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (WfkUm)

374 Then again when Obama picked Biden I thought that was the end for them.

Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (9AFWN)

375 335 >>> I must admit, I'm relieved that it's not Michelle Obama, or some actress or talk-show host completely out of left field.


It's was never gonna be Mooch

The Obama's just want to get past this election so they can go live large and not be bothered

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (O+AcM)

376 358 When she won the Senate position, the news trumpeted Kamala as the first Indian-American senator. Now she's supposedly black.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

If Biden said she's black, then she's black. That's how things work around here.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (xfb67)

377 Holy shit. Slo-Joe picked The Joker.

The Joker who did that thing with her mouth to a Willie...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (VpIIl)

378 If I could fuck my way to the top, I'd be at the fucking top!

Posted by: halfastro at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (B/0NL)

379 43 Well, that explains whatever the hell it was that she did to her face.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (GbPPJ)

...

She's always been willing to do whatever it takes.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)

380 I think she hurts him overall. Is there any constituency that want to see her step into the presidency when Joe falls and can't get up?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (H5knJ)


Don't look at us.

Posted by: The American College of Plastic Surgery at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (PiwSw)

381 222


I was thinking Beto to play in Texas. Guess that was not considered likely by the Powers That Be.



Posted by: Corona-refugee at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (z1pli)


everyone outside of Texas thinks he is a dummy and permanent adolescent.


----

Beto? You'll see about two Beto bumper stickers in the Central Market parking lots in TX. Dude is about as relevant as John Kerry.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (DFZnL)

382 if Joe wins, she'll be president within a year.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (BJKQV)

383 I loved that - in his short primary campaign, Beto
absolutely destroyed his chances of ever being elected to *any* state
wide race again. He couldn't even be elected to be the guy who scrapes
the dead armadillos off the road.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)

I hear ya Tom. Not a shot at Texas I promise you. But he is a thing in Texas whereas he is not anywhere else. From what I hear, he could be mayor for life in Austin.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (o1Bgo)

384 Explains why all my stock gains got swallowed up

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (stHRL)

385 I can't believe Willie Brown's OK with this!

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (0jZvB)

386 I mean we've known it was Kamala since the Politico leak and her horrific plastic surgery. Picking someone from the primary field makes sense because they've already been oppo dumped and they have name recognition. I mean does anybody think Tank was going to be a gamechanger on the ticket when she couldn't even win statewide office?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (icI8A)

387 Guess all that weird plastic surgery paid off

Posted by: brak at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (Xh5xs)

388 Kamala misunderstood the 'oral answers' part of the test.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (6i2m+)

389 Tank couldn't even win her own state, she wouldn't have added much to a Biden ticket - except for 300 pounds or so.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM

Biden would have to wear some diving weights to balance out the ticket. Otherwise it would tip over. But it's okay, instead, he picked the slut.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (mNhhD)

390 Maxine Waters endorsed Kamala Harris a couple of days ago. Hmmm ....

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (Pqytn)

391 When she won the Senate position, the news trumpeted Kamala as the first Indian-American senator. Now she's supposedly black.



Anyone who is not white is their hero now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

392 Isn't this great news? She's a whore and not the good kind.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (jUVms)

393 If this race comes to down to the outcome of a debate between Pence and Harris we have much bigger problems.

They should make her debate Trump since she's really running to be president.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

394 I know plenty of israelis blacker than her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (OVEfo)

And Arabs, Sicilians, Greeks, Spaniards, Turks, Puerto Ricans etc, etc

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (7ixfo)

395 But I see no way possible that this gains Biden even one vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)


That was my thought. Who exactly would be swayed to vote for Biden by this choice?

Srsly, I can't imagine anyone to whom this would make the slightest (positive) difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (9jxbm)

396
LOL, somebody "fixed " her wiki page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuntala_Harris

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (1YYgA)

397 Joey Bidet, "Now that's a face that launched a thousand ships!"

Posted by: Anna Puma




Willie Brown: "That's the face that took a thousand shots!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (BM2fS)

398 Campaign slogan:

An old boor, and an old whore, if you elect us, you'll swallow anything!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (kXoT0)

399 Scratch and Sniff 2020

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (M+Lyo)

400 She's no worse than every one of their other options.

It's a really, really shitty field.


You mean Biden couldn't realistically pick the obese, short haired communist or the crooked fixer with experience in elected office?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (wGeit)

401 Oh man, I want so badly for Biden to forget his running mate's name.


There is an actual possibility that this will happen.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (XTyi0)

402 They don't think they can win, so they want to run someone who won't be damaged by the failure.

Alternative: they don't think they can win, so they're picking someone they don't give a shit about. Her primary performance backs me up there.

Posted by: Ian S.

Or they to take her out for 2024. That would be Gavins play

Posted by: Jean at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (rLnZe)

403 As California AG Harris has a shitload of stuff in her closet. She was the one seizing people's property in violation of The Fourth Amendment.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (VpIIl)

404 She kinda looks like a tan John Kerry, now.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (3+DoY)

405 She's no worse than every one of their other options.

It's a really, really shitty field.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)


How much of a corner could Joe have painted himself into? Not JUST a woman, not JUST a minority, but a woman of color. Ok, so we narrowed a potential field of a couple dozen people down to 3. Good job.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (8B6Ng)

406 360 Pence is too polite. That worries me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)


It's the polite ones that will give it to ya good and hard

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (O+AcM)

407

I just want to see what she looks like now after being replaced with a body double lizard person (or so they tell me...)

Posted by: imp at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (SFOr6)

408 Pence should invite Willie Brown to sit in the front row at the debates.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (wUHYj)

409 There's still plenty of time before the election for a big switch: Biden withdraws, Kamala takes over the President candidacy, and picks Bernie for her VP.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (qpX6U)

410 Guess all that weird plastic surgery paid off
Posted by: brak at August 11, 2020 04:43 PM (Xh5xs)

That was the tell

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (7ixfo)

411 If I'm sure of anything, it's that there are photos of Kamala out there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (6i2m+)

412 Battle tested in the primaries? She got her ass kicked.
Posted by: JackStraw


Kind of like the Iraqi Army before Desert Storm.

They were "battle tested" against the Iranians.

How did that work out?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (vcOmj)

413 Boner/Stoner 2020

Posted by: johnd01 at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (ukNFU)

414
Colorado Alex In Exile 04:31 PM (SgjGX)

Picking a VP candidate with too much heft ...



I want a word with you ...

Posted by: "Tank" Abrams at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (FlRtG)

415 354
Now we know why there were delays in the announcement. They had to wait for the swelling to go down.

bob dole is confused.

Posted by: bob dole at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

416 What, Linda Sarsour wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (WfkUm)

417 I would suck Willie Brown's cock in a heartbeat.

Posted by: David French at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (CLteG)

418 He did very well against Kaine as I recall.

*************

Pence was masterful, and this is coming from me who thought Ryan was a hapless ass monkey during the VP debate.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (+dsLj)

419 I think she hurts him overall. Is there any constituency that want to see her step into the presidency when Joe falls and can't get up?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (H5knJ)

I agree, this hurts him. As has been pointed out, she was polling 5% in the primary race when she dropped out. How does this do him any favors? She's just a generic black face!

I so want to hear the NYT go on about the 1619 Project. Hey NYT, which of the Candidates running today is the only one who comes from a family of Rich Slave Owners?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)

420 Holy crap. There goes California's electoral votes.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (VpIIl)

421 348 Oral and Hardly 2020
Posted by: AlaBAMA
_________

Wow. Nice.

Posted by: Furious George at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (9vQJW)

422 Heh. The Federalist has a "Kamala is a Cop" shirt.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (YcdWn)

423 404 She kinda looks like a tan John Kerry, now.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (3+DoY)


I get the vibe of Godfrey Cambridge from "Watermelon Man" or Cesar Romero as the original TV show Joker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (s2VJv)

424 The Joeker ticket.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (mNhhD)

425 There is an actual possibility that this will happen.
Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (XTyi0)


I'm counting on it. At the very least, totally butcher her name.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (8B6Ng)

426 Kamala has long had a talent for getting straight to root of any problem.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (3+DoY)

427 So I guess this does dispositively answer at least one question:

"Which VP candidate's hair smells the best?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (PiwSw)

428 Yeah, she fights to put the little guy IN PRISON.

Can you say "Trumpslide?"

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (Wd/c5)

429 Sampling the MFM, so much excitement, accolades, high fives, over Bidens exciting announcement. Haven't seen such special news reports since Hillary announced...Trump must feel lonely..

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (cJXul)

430 They should make her debate Trump since she's really running to be president.

If Biden wins it'll be Obama Term 3, with Jarrett and Rice running the show. The President and VP are both figureheads, just like with Obozo and Biteme.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)

431 And........

PDT already has an ad out attacking Harris!

LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (sGotD)

432 Kaine wasn't even a thing in VA. Hillary picked him to help in VA but really that was a wasted pick too. Kamala is a bad pick. Rice would have been better imo. Hell, they could have gone with a so called Never Trump moderate and actually helped their campaign. But they can't do that, their storm troopers would not allow it.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (o1Bgo)

433 You will all see what it has been like to live under one-Party rule.

Posted by: Eve at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (OF96y)

434 Pence is too polite. That worries me.

Actually I think him being mature, polite, and stable will play off well from her sneering crazed lying and nasal, annoying voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

435 Now is she a 7-11 Indian or a casino Indian? This is Jamaican me crazy!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (Izzlo)

436
Comma-la
Comma-la
Comma-la

Be better, Deplorables.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (DMUuz)

437 Kameltoe burned it up in the primaries

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (O+AcM)

438 Somewhere Doll Eyes Alex is hitting the button on her garbage disposal like a crack monkey thinking she has a chance in 2024.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (6hUiM)

439 Here's the link for PDT's ad. REmove space after Trump

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
/status/1293285949917495300

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (sGotD)

440 "The Joker who did that thing with her mouth to a Willie..." You mean Barack?

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (qpX6U)

441

Kamala got how many votes in the primary? She was pretty much done by October of last year. So yeah this ought to really ignite the Biden campaign

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (iiQCS)

442 432 Kaine wasn't even a thing in VA. Hillary picked him to help in VA but really that was a wasted pick too. Kamala is a bad pick. Rice would have been better imo. Hell, they could have gone with a so called Never Trump moderate and actually helped their campaign. But they can't do that, their storm troopers would not allow it.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (o1Bgo)


Duckworth could theoretically helped get Wisconsin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (s2VJv)

443 Has the flaccid David French said this is the "Christian choice" yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (VpIIl)

444 Biden, Harris, Pelosi...
The three of them collectively do not have the sense to handle the nuclear football with any responsibility.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (axyOa)

445 LOL.

PDT just picked up another percent or two over that dipshit spud he is running against.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (CNGys)

446 Kamala 2020: Not in my hair, just washed it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (6i2m+)

447
wow, they fixed that fast

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (1YYgA)

448 By the way it is so racist and insulting to say your only going to pick a women and being black is a plus? Can you imagine if they said that about a man or a white person? I really don't give a fuck who he picks, green blue black make female fag...but to rule out 1/2 or more of the country is so fuckin racist and disgusting. and no one says anything
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:34 PM (OVEfo)

---

There's systemic racism, alright.

But it's not being directed at blacks.

Yes, it is very disgusting.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (RU4sa)

449 Yes!! I won the office pool and all of the bets with my family/friends that wimp lying bastard Joey "fingers" Bidet would pick that wretched Marxist Rat whore Kumallover Harris to be his VP. Black. . . .check. Wretched, lying, stained America-hater? . . . .check. Focked in the head completely? . . . . . check. Willing to continue to subvert the US legal system? . . . . oh yeah, check. Willing now to get to work to hide the tracks of the Kenyan Manchurian Transformer, the Odildo, the Chicago Thug in Chief, in the efforts to derail a duly-elected President? All the damn day. . . . .

Posted by: H8MarxistRats at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (7fNtq)

450 In movies and TV there's a trope about a black person who always saves the day. SJWs hate it.

Interesting that they likely won't go off about this choice.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (4k/Uz)

451 Absolutely. MO was my biggest fear.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (sGotD)


I don't get this. Big Mike is as lazy and entitled as is humanly possible. She might have been a worse campaigner than Rodham. And she wouldn't have a poker face when Sundown talks about Corn Pop.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (y7DUB)

452 She is a pit bull with a liplift

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (stHRL)

453 Or they to take her out for 2024. That would be Gavins play

That's a good point. The Dems institutionally hate past losers, with one major cackling exception.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (ZGrMX)

454 I so want to hear the NYT go on about the 1619
Project. Hey NYT, which of the Candidates running today is the only one
who comes from a family of Rich Slave Owners?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)

There is compelling evidence that Biden has slavers in his family tree, so both dems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (KnJdm)

455 Plugs and the Face 2020

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

456 I gotta tell you, this really does make me feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! about this election!!!

this is an awful, awful pick. And once again, it completely shits all over the Dem primary voters more than anyone, who clearly said NO to Kamela!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)

457 She kinda looks like a tan John Kerry, now.

Neigh. I shannot believe it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (HaL55)

458 I think TJM is probably right - internal polling must show that the riots are killing them, so they went with the only "law and order" candidate left. The Antifa crowd will still vote for them, though maybe enough cast a protest vote to swing things like the Bernie Bros in 2016.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (icI8A)

459 Waiting for that ridiculous comment Biden made about Indians and the 7/11's to be a meme.

Posted by: EveR at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (ZZDMQ)

460 Is DJT going to win the Black male vote now?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (OjZpE)

461 Kamala is popular with exactly who?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (o2MD2)

462 459 Waiting for that ridiculous comment Biden made about Indians and the 7/11's to be a meme.
Posted by: EveR at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (ZZDMQ)



Paging Apu...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (s2VJv)

463 Now we face the prospect of 3 months of her non-stop fake laugh being shoved in our faces.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

464 Kamala has long had a talent for getting straight to root of any problem.
Posted by: Willie Brown


She swallows her pride.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (yCZVl)

465 Kameltoe is number 2. A big, steaming pile of number 2. Joe, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (mNhhD)

466
461 Kamala is popular with exactly who?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (o2MD2


Not the Bernie Bros

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (6i2m+)

467 Bwa ha ha, the market reversed a 300 point gain to a 100 point loss on Kameltoe...

That means we get president kameltoe.

Ho lee fook.

You want it bad, you'll get it bad.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (fMhOl)

468 I don't get this. Big Mike is as lazy and entitled as is humanly possible. She might have been a worse campaigner than Rodham. And she wouldn't have a poker face when Sundown talks about Corn Pop.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (y7DUB)

She WAS Corn Pop!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)

469 455 Plugs and the Face 2020
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (ptqGC)


Plug-Ugly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (s2VJv)

470 If Hunter is the Dem nominee in 2024 and also picks Kamala as his VP, they can run as "The Hookers and Blow Ticket" -- in more ways than one ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (WfkUm)

471 Y'all hear that?

It's the sound of memes being created.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (RU4sa)

472 455
Plugs and the Face 2020

Facial

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (AHq56)

473 Kaine wasn't even a thing in VA. Hillary picked him to help in VA but really that was a wasted pick too

Kaine made no sense to me as a pick. Zero. He was a non entity, barely anyone even knew he existed. And he looked like a guy with a van down under the bridge with "free candy" spraypainted on the side. What the hell was he supposed to bring to the ticket??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

474 She was born in California to two non-citizens. She's an anchor baby, and also a Natural Born Citizen as that term is understood by case law and our immigration law.

So she is eligible to be VP and therefore Pres.

I don't like it, but them's the facts.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (BM2fS)

475 401 Oh man, I want so badly for Biden to forget his running mate's name.


There is an actual possibility that this will happen.
Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM (XTyi0)

I got $50 that he calls her "Susan Rice" at least once.

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (Izzlo)

476 I must admit, I'm relieved that it's not Michelle Obama,...

Yeah but if it was Mooch we could at least take comfort in th fact that she's be proud of her country again.


Now all we've done is let her down again. Shame on us.

*Sniff*

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (7k/uO)

477 Hillary sez she's thrilled with the choice.

As she downs a bottle of Jack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

478 Sniffer/Slaver 2020
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Threadwinner!!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (yCZVl)


quadruple that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (rjE57)

479 371 Just not seeing how this helps Crazy old Joe, California was going to vote for whatever Leftist was nominated.
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (OjZpE)


He could have selected a literal Nazi as a running mate, and all it would mean is the ratio of Biden to Trump votes is 65:35 instead of 80:20. The Democrats are not going to lose California except under circumstances so extraordinary I can't even imagine what they would be.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (wGeit)

480 I guess Joey 2 Times is giving up on the Kavy vote

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (O+AcM)

481 So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"

Careful what you wish for losers. So, we only have VP debates and not presidential debates? All of a sudden that's the important one? Why is that I wonder?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (8B6Ng)

482 She kinda looks like a tan John Kerry, now.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM


Nay.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (DMUuz)

483 Kamala is popular with exactly who?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM

American voters who fantasize about getting blown by a California prosecutor who just got them convicted of a drug crime? Yuge voting bloc there.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (mNhhD)

484 With this news, has anyone checked on Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (6hUiM)

485 She won't help. Who does she bring to th table? What does she add?


Nothing!


Election night will be glorious.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (0OmEj)

486 I also see twitter is convinced Kamala is African American. So many dim, dim people.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (8B6Ng)

487 No kids for Kamala. Probably good considering

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (stHRL)

488 From PDT's ad:

Slow Joe and Phony Kamala
Perfect Together
Wrong for America

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (sGotD)

489 He's gonna call her Camel Brown or something like that.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (RU4sa)

490 She kinda looks like a tan John Kerry, now.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:44 PM

Nay.
Posted by: John Kerry at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM

Neigh, John. Neigh.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (mNhhD)

491
I agree, this hurts him. As has been pointed out, she was polling 5% in the primary race when she dropped out. How does this do him any favors? She's just a generic black face!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)

If anything, this hurts Biden terribly among black men. The woman's a harpy who puts young black men in jail for crimes she herself skated on! If the Dems needed to appeal to black women for votes, they were in more trouble than we ever imagined. And Biden was primed to say "I'm the one who won the black vote, no fucking thanks to Roundheels Harris, so I'll be picking an Asian VP like Yang."

Then he didn't, because he's senile and spineless. It's a Trumpslide for sure.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Wd/c5)

492 Good news is that between now and Election Day you will all be treated to my personal anecdotes and stories about working with Kamala when I was working for the City.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (4BMGG)

493 So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"


Didn't Gabbard pound her into jelly?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

494 The "who will be Biden's VP?" question was mildly interesting.
Now that it's officially Kamala, I'm already bored.
Like the opposite of the Palin pick.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (J8nVw)

495 1-800-KIDS-4-Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (6hUiM)

496 How do you think Biden finally got Obama's support and the rest of the Dems to drop out? That only happened after Kamala went bust in the nomination process itself for a reason.

Kamala was and is Obama's "pick" -- when the Dem primary voters rejected her, this Biden as puppet POTUS was plan B.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 04:41 PM (iYXhj)


I very much doubt that Obama has any influence with the DNC. He had no coattails when in office, and in fact torched the Democrat bench, he hasn't raised a lot of money for the Dems, nothing. He was just spokesmodel for eight years, and now he's done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (9jxbm)

497 Dems now have to simultaneously market her as a force for law and order to wine moms, while erasing her entire history as a prosecuter when courting the Antifa caucas. It's a bold move but they are pretty excellent at being two-faced.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (icI8A)

498 So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"

LOL, wow you go with that. She got creamed so bad in one debate her entire candidacy was demolished. But she's a JUGGERNAUT!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

499 "I gotta tell you, this really does make me feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! about this election!!!"

Why? The Dems are still going to win by cheating. That was the plan all along.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (qpX6U)

500 Whooooaaa ... here's a link from CNBC dated 12/3/19 that wraps up Harris' 2020 presidential run shortly after she wrapped up her campaign. Her attacks on Biden were highlighted.

LINK: https://preview.tinyurl.com/trbnbpo

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (Pqytn)

501 >Kamala 2020: Not in my hair, just washed it.




YOU MAKE HULK LAFF

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (iTXRQ)

502 Is she "clean" like Obama?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (VpIIl)

503 Susan Rice just got tossed under the bus.

Either Biden's people refused to cut a deal, or, the powers that be decided Rice will be the sacrificial lamb.

How appropriate the party of segregation and lynching is willing to sacrifice a black person in order to save themselves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (WEBkv)

504
461 Kamala is popular with exactly who?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (o2MD2)

_________


Mail-in ballots are being sent as we speak to every living and dead resident of Jamaica, Cuba, and the rest of the Caribbean.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (WfkUm)

505 371
Just not seeing how this helps Crazy old Joe, California was going to vote for whatever Leftist was nominated.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:42 PM (OjZpE)
That's the thing though. She's roundly hated in CA too. Regular voters there dislike her because they know she slept her way into the positions she got, that's an open secret. The far left hates her for being a "law and order" dem. Check twitter. Any time she's mentioned or posts half the hate comes from the lefties asking her how many people of color she had locked up.I don't get this choice.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (Dc5Qe)

506 So again, the dems decide it is better to pick someone who checks all the boxes than someone who is actually qualified.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (sd8p8)

507 Well, at least Joe got some attention

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (Zmnko)

508 So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"

His wife will be there, so no chance of that.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (mNhhD)

509 "Kamala is popular with exactly who?
Posted by: Xipe Totec"


40 and 50 something urban liberal woman who are addicted to Twitter. They run the Dem party and the media.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (OD2ni)

510 Now we face the prospect of 3 months of her non-stop fake laugh being shoved in our faces.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


yup, one of the first things I thought of but couldn't say it

kudos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (rjE57)

511 I hope the Trump people have shit on her.
Anyway off to A restaurant for the first time in 4 months or more. Later all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (OVEfo)

512 The real question is this: what will Hillary do to stop Harris from getting to the Oval Office?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

513 Kameltoe would open mouth laugh just before the dropped the cyanide tabs on her ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (O+AcM)

514 lordy, of all the picks. even the Dems here in CA hate her.

Posted by: IC at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

515 Harris, the woman who thinks the Knights of Columbus are dangerous extremists.
I guess they're trying to see how much s--t Catholics are willing to eat and still pull the lever for Team D. My guess is they'll still pull in the upper 40s.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (mHW7M)

516 so basically the person I heard it was going to be in June is the person

that is incredibly boring

maybe they waited and floated her a little because of the bad plastic surgery

whatever so boring

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (j9HX3)

517 I worried it would be Rice. This is MUCH better

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (oJp6K)

518
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
16m

There's no need to be mean to Kamala Harris. I think it's pretty cool that other women now know what it takes to get ahead.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (FtO5h)

519 Kamala, sweetheart, you just don't play as presidential so we're going to run you as VP with Biden because someone has to, but you'll stay as a Senator when you lose.

Kamala: You know I'm your whore.

Posted by: DNC Powerbroker at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (CLteG)

520 @RealCandaceO
All jokes aside- I respect @JoeBiden for finding a Vice Presidential mate that locked up *almost* as many black men as he did.

#KamalaHarris

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (J8nVw)

521 Kaine wasn't even a thing in VA. Hillary picked him to help in VA but
really that was a wasted pick too. Kamala is a bad pick. Rice would have
been better imo. Hell, they could have gone with a so called Never
Trump moderate and actually helped their campaign. But they can't do
that, their storm troopers would not allow it.


Rice is about to be fitted for some of those slimming prison striped one-piece outfits after Durham's done. Between her and the Paste Eater, they wouldn't have any free citizens on their ballot.

OTOH, watching them both campaign from jail would've been fun to watch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (HaL55)

522 473 Kaine wasn't even a thing in VA. Hillary picked him to help in VA but really that was a wasted pick too

Kaine made no sense to me as a pick. Zero. He was a non entity, barely anyone even knew he existed. And he looked like a guy with a van down under the bridge with "free candy" spraypainted on the side. What the hell was he supposed to bring to the ticket??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI)


Part of the problem the Democrats are having is their bench is incredibly shallow. That's why we're getting Biden this year. Who else was she going to pick? All the other possibilities are non-entities, shockingly far to the left for the coveted "undecided" voters, or they're somehow damaged politically.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (wGeit)

523 Kammeltoe will now get the deepest, darkest tan, to live up to her fake African American ancestry...Spray tan booth here she comes.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (cJXul)

524 I thought Kamala was quite good-looking before the surgery. See? I'm not _completely_ racist.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (qpX6U)

525 Duckworth could theoretically helped get Wisconsin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (s2VJv)


At the very least she might have brought in the fishing vote?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (7k/uO)

526 26 Didn't she get torched by Tulsi for her corrupt "tough on crime" crap?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (YcdWn)
===

California almost immediately removed public access to her record as DA and Tulsi was expelled from the primary. When Tulsi's contributions hit the stated minimum, the Dems ad hoc changed to rule.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (BRkq2)

527 Just not seeing how this helps Crazy old Joe, California was going to vote for whatever Leftist was nominated.

I cannot even remember the last time the VP mattered for delivering a state to the Presidential election. Gore LOST his state. I don't think its even an issue, if it ever was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

528 Joe Blow 2020 - Scott Adams (LOL!)

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (SpKeo)

529 I was a tiny bit worried that it would be Mooch.. Once, she announced her depression, I knew she was taking a pass. I'm pretty sure the Obamas and the Bidens loathe one another.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (kXoT0)

530 Already locked up Prince's song 'Head' for the campaign.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (6i2m+)

531 Is she "clean" like Obama?


Yes, and she's sucked as much cock.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

532 306
Battle tested in the primaries? She got her ass kicked.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Exactly. The primary voters said no to her. Well, the Democrats aren't going to let a little thing like that stop them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (F6+/X)

533 Absolutely. MO was my biggest fear.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (sGotD)

**********************

You shouldn't have worried -- I've been saying that there was no way MO, who is lazy to begin with, was going to give up her luxury/celebrity lifestyle to not only have to "work" by running but to possibly tarnish the Obama brand with a loss.

Really, people need to start listening to me.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (iYXhj)

534 Bwa ha ha, the market reversed a 300 point gain to a 100 point loss on Kameltoe...
~~~~~

The market closed 17 minutes before the announcement.

Be better.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (sGotD)

535 There's no need to be mean to Kamala Harris. I think it's pretty cool that other women now know what it takes to get ahead.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (FtO5h)


hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (rjE57)

536 "So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"


Laughable. Kamala has a huge glass jaw as Tulsi Gabbard showed in the debates. And this is not Pence's first rodeo.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (OD2ni)

537 @454:

It really was an awful choice, Tom. It is impossible to war game how it does anything but hurt. Simultaneously wanting to defund police and claiming the Veep wants law and order doesn't hunt.

The only thing this will do is further repel the Hard Left.

I feel good about this pick.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (xQJTG)

538 Democrats going for the popular lifetime in prison 4 W33333D position. checks out

Posted by: The Pudding at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (UPp47)

539 Absolutely. MO was my biggest fear.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (sGotD)

I don't get this. Big Mike is as lazy and entitled as is humanly possible. She might have been a worse campaigner than Rodham. And she wouldn't have a poker face when Sundown talks about Corn Pop.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (y7DUB)


They probably had polling suggesting that Mooch or Oprah or Hillary wouldn't have helped.
Why would any of them run against Trump just to lose?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (7ixfo)

540 Why? The Dems are still going to win by cheating. That was the plan all along.
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (qpX6U)


This.

With mail-in voting they have a built in fudge factor. They don't need to worry about the math like they did with Hillary in a normal election. Now, they can literally invent the votes where they need them and where it doesn't become a 115% turnout.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (8B6Ng)

541 Apparently this was Obama's choice. Because, you know, the guy has a good track record on picks. Like his Final Four brackets. Loser.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (CKyRi)

542 Kamala Harris knows what a low blow is!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (F6+/X)

543 Hence the facial bleaching.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (oJp6K)

544 >Susan Rice just got tossed under the bus.


nah, they're saving her for AG
or a SCOTUS pick

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)

545 520 @RealCandaceO
All jokes aside- I respect @JoeBiden for finding a Vice Presidential mate that locked up *almost* as many black men as he did.

#KamalaHarris
Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (J8nVw)


God I love that woman

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (6i2m+)

546
No kids for Kamala. Probably good considering
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 04:50 PM (stHRL)

------

Congenital syphilis is a bitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (1YYgA)

547 LOL, wow you go with that. She got creamed so bad in one debate her entire candidacy was demolished. But she's a JUGGERNAUT!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

__________


Phrasing, Christopher!

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (WfkUm)

548 I wonder how they plan to keep Kamala's Daddy quiet and out of the picture. He seems like he might have a low tolerance for made up horse shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (o2MD2)

549 458
I think TJM is probably right - internal polling must show that the
riots are killing them, so they went with the only "law and order"
candidate left. The Antifa crowd will still vote for them, though maybe
enough cast a protest vote to swing things like the Bernie Bros in 2016.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (icI8A)

But I don't think the ANTIFA left will vote for her at all. Or Biden. They are in open revolt against the establishment Dems. I think they are in real trouble here.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (Dc5Qe)

550 Co got to be!

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (RuIsu)

551 Oh great, Catshit Kasich says that voting for Trump is against the Bible and that Biteme is a man of deep faith.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (IB1Pj)

552

The New York Times
@nytimes
· 32m
Breaking News: Sen. Kamala Harris of California is Joe Biden's pick for vice president. A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (rjE57)

553 497 Dems now have to simultaneously market her as a force for law and order to wine moms, while erasing her entire history as a prosecuter when courting the Antifa caucas. It's a bold move but they are pretty excellent at being two-faced.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (icI8A)

---

Thing is, BLM is currently the left's shiny, and Cameltoe is everything BLM hates.

But we'll see.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (RU4sa)

554 532 306
Battle tested in the primaries? She got her ass kicked.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Exactly. The primary voters said no to her. Well, the Democrats aren't going to let a little thing like that stop them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (F6+/X)

==========

She dropped out before Iowa.

She skipped out on the very first battle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (UWqZJ)

555 Holy freakin' smoly!

Cummala???

Seriously? These people really don't want to win this thing. I'm not even kidding. They want to keep anyone with any chance in 2024 as far away from this fustercluck as they can.

God Bless America.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (hku12)

556 Trump ad?

Kamala Harris knows how to suppress the vote, she puts them in jail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (6hUiM)

557 It would be hilarious if dislike of Harris in her home state actually put California into play.
But I doubt that'll happen.

Posted by: junior at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (mb5DR)

558 537 @454:

It really was an awful choice, Tom. It is impossible to war game how it does anything but hurt. Simultaneously wanting to defund police and claiming the Veep wants law and order doesn't hunt.

The only thing this will do is further repel the Hard Left.

I feel good about this pick.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (xQJTG)

Best case scenario for Trump. Lol, u think we can't pick someone worse that Tim Kaine? Challenge Accepted

Posted by: The Pudding at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (UPp47)

559 So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"

*********************

So?

No one -- and I mean no one -- votes for the VP. They vote for the top of the ticket.

Having a brain dead finger raper at the top of the ticket doesn't change that.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (iYXhj)

560 KAMALA SUCKS

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (O+AcM)

561 Kaine wasn't even a thing in VA. Hillary picked him to help in VA but really that was a wasted pick too



Kaine made no sense to me as a pick. Zero. He was a non entity,
barely anyone even knew he existed. And he looked like a guy with a van
down under the bridge with "free candy" spraypainted on the side. What
the hell was he supposed to bring to the ticket??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

he was forgotten the day after the election, that says a lot. Then again, you could say the same for Paul Ryan.

The weird thing about Kaine is he never did anything to become known. He rode in on Mark Warner's coat tails. Warner vouched for him and Kaine used that support to win a race. He never did a thing on his own to win and he never even tried to show why he mattered.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (o1Bgo)

562 Democrats going for the popular lifetime in prison 4 W33333D position

- -

Isn't that Tank Abrams' bra size?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (4k/Uz)

563 "So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"

PHRASING!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Pence at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (7ixfo)

564 Well there is a non-zero chance that Kamala Harris will be President, wonderful.


As has been said, if you thought Obama's IC/LE were weaponized, imagine the deprivations a Kamala Harris adminsiration will rain down upon it's enemies.

Fact:
It was Kamala Harris that persecuted the Center for Medical Progress who revealed Murder Incs baby parts selling scheme.

She needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (xBxJz)

565 Wow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (O+I8R)

566 More hubris:

The left banking on black voters voting skin color only, and not happening to notice the person of color on the ticket has a fetish for locking up black people.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (+dsLj)

567 "There's no need to be mean to Kamala Harris. I think it's pretty cool that other women now know what it takes to get ahead.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (FtO5h)"


I guess I was blowing the wrong dem.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (OD2ni)

568 I don't get this. Big Mike is as lazy and entitled as is humanly possible. She might have been a worse campaigner than Rodham. And she wouldn't have a poker face when Sundown talks about Corn Pop.

Yeah me either, she's a complete nothing when it comes to politics. Zero interest or motivation. Every job she's had, has been given to her and required no actual work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

569 Bwa ha ha, the market reversed a 300 point gain to a 100 point loss on Kameltoe...

That means we get president kameltoe.

Ho lee fook.

You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at August 11, 2020 04:48 PM (fMhOl)


Nah. The stock market is easily upset by any uncertainty, which triggers sell-offs while money managers figure out their guess as to how things will play out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (9jxbm)

570 Oh, this is just too good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

571 Has someone interviewed Kaine's terrorist son to get his reaction to this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (6hUiM)

572 > Joe Blow 2020 - Scott Adams (LOL!)




stop you're killing me!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (iTXRQ)

573 Didn't she say/imply she believed Bidens' sexual harassment accusers?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (AD3JT)

574 The market closed 17 minutes before the announcement.



Be better.



Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (sGotD)

I knew about it 45 mins before the announcement, even posted it in the last thread. People far more important than me obviously knew earlier and dumped on the news.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (CQ3Qb)

575 Hillary Clinton, the cackling exception.

And, in other news....

Kamala Harris is married to a white man. I don't know exactly how that is going to play with a core Democrat constituency....the African American woman, who does not like AA women marrying caucasian men.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (vcOmj)

576 So the Democrats new campaign slogan will be "Let's Jail ALL the Black Folk!"

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (fBtlL)

577 479 The Democrats are not going to lose California except under
circumstances so extraordinary I can't even imagine what they would be.


hello, sailor!

Posted by: salton sea earthquake swarm at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (sGtp+)

578 Has anyone told Joe yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (Zmnko)

579 So still wondering if this means the Dems are desperate by not going with Rice.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (4k/Uz)

580 Already linked?

Trump's response:

https://tinyurl.com/yyjsfrca

Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (bDqIh)

581 Hmm boy was I wrong - never thought they'd be this diddling and foolish, at least for this election - she is no help, but Rice wouldn't have been either, only if Biden won would Rice have been a coup - I guess there was no good choice.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (w2LAm)

582 548 I wonder how they plan to keep Kamala's Daddy quiet and out of the picture. He seems like he might have a low tolerance for made up horse shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (o2MD2)

---

He'll die of kung flu and get the sympathy vote.

Duh.

Posted by: DNC at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (RU4sa)

583 "There's no need to be mean to Kamala Harris. I think it's pretty cool that other women now know what it takes to get ahead.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (FtO5h)"


If you want to get ahead, give a head!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (9jxbm)

584 Kamala went on and on about Biden's civil rights record and called him racist, this should be hilarious

You know Youtube is working overtime to expunge all that, of course.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

585 The New York Times
@nytimes
32m
Breaking News: Sen. Kamala Harris of California is Joe Biden's pick for vice president. A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.

lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (rjE57)


And there you have it......

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (7ixfo)

586 The best thing about Kamala is the wealthy, brutal, slave-owning great grandpa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

587 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

588 A 100 point loss on a 27k whatever index is nothing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (4k/Uz)

589 578 Has anyone told Joe yet?

I'm running with a camel? One hump or two?

Posted by: Joey Plugs at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (FtO5h)

590 Has anyone told Joe yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:56 P

It would be glorious if someone asks him about Kamala and he replies, "Who?"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (mNhhD)

591 515
Harris, the woman who thinks the Knights of Columbus are dangerous extremists.
I
guess they're trying to see how much s--t Catholics are willing to eat
and still pull the lever for Team D. My guess is they'll still pull in
the upper 40s.


Posted by: Steve the Pirate at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (mHW7M)
Sad thing is, there are so many (most?) Catholics who will still pull the lever for Biden/Harris (and I'm a Catholic). I'd dare say 2/3 of my Parish would. At least 1/4 the members of my KofC council will. They'll have no problem eating that shit sandwich. They'll pull a chair up, put the napkin in their lap and prepare themselves for a 4-course meal of it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

592
194
to quote Kurt Schlichter:

"never vote for anyone who knows what Willie Brown tastes like"

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (i15dV)
=================

Shouldn't that be: "never vote for anyone who knows what Brown's willie tastes like"


the slut who got ahead by sleeping around.

Shouldn't that be: the slut who got ahead by using her head.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (0ta/n)

593 The good thing about Kameltoe

when Joey implodes

She wont be able to help his lame ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (O+AcM)

594 578 Has anyone told Joe yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (Zmnko)

Soon as he wakes up from his nap!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (6i2m+)

595 Part of the problem the Democrats are having is their bench is incredibly shallow. That's why we're getting Biden this year. Who else was she going to pick? All the other possibilities are non-entities, shockingly far to the left for the coveted "undecided" voters, or they're somehow damaged politically.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (wGeit)
===

I think Kamalalala was "The One" 2.0 from the outset. Tulsi temporarily upset the applecart. Joey Fingers was the workaround.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (BRkq2)

596 Kamala Harris on Joe Biden Accusers: "I Believe Them"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (rjE57)

597 Wow.
Posted by: Lady in Black


You know, that is "Wow" whether it's backward or forward.

Wow.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (vcOmj)

598 Can't wait to see the Hodgetwins views on this latest development.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (RU4sa)

599 Do you think they told Biden yet?

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (q177U)

600 Biden likes jerk chicken. Spicy.

Posted by: Full Monty at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (1oQtz)

601 What's the deal with her parents. Isn't one of them a nut and the other one not even a citizen? Can she even run?

Posted by: Jaimo at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (EVJ0V)

602 Soooo, Dr. Jill is cool with this.

OK.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (PiwSw)

603 A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.

moderate?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (Zmnko)

604 "But I don't think the ANTIFA left will vote for her at all. Or Biden. They are in open revolt against the establishment Dems. I think they are in real trouble here.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (Dc5Qe)"

Push comes to shove, move of them will lick the boot. Some will vote for the 2020 Jill Stein, who IIRC might have rabies. We'll see if it's enough to make an impact.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (icI8A)

605 Alt headline: Biden Puts Brown Woman Under Him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (r+sAi)

606 A bumbling old fool and a part black? woman with one of the most condescending annoying voices in the world.

Top. Men.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

607 588 A 100 point loss on a 27k whatever index is nothing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (4k/Uz)

even less

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (O+AcM)

608 435 Now is she a 7-11 Indian or a casino Indian? This is Jamaican me crazy!
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at August 11, 2020 04:46 PM (Izzlo)

OMG, remember Bite-me's remark about not being able to go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donut without seeing one?

What could PDT's ad team do with that?

Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (4pK1/)

609 She must smell the best in show

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (ifmtJ)

610 General Jodl, "We have not awaken Herr Bidet from his nap yet to tell him who is running mate is."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (6hUiM)

611 Of course Biden would pick the hottest of the bunch, and the one who has a history of... favors... to get into power.

Posted by: vrf at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (FL0P4)

612 he New York Times

@nytimes

32m

Breaking News: Sen. Kamala Harris of California is Joe Biden's pick
for vice president. A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman
on a major party ticket.



lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (rjE57)





And there you have it......

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (7ixfo)

that is the Dem playbook. Every election from now until a long time from now will feature the first something or other. She is also the first person named Kamala to get the not regardless of party.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (o1Bgo)

613 588
A 100 point loss on a 27k whatever index is nothing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM (4k/Uz)

It was a 450pt swing and still falling after-hours.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (CQ3Qb)

614 The big banks love her. The queen of The Hamptons money. And the tech oligarchs love her too.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (BRkq2)

615 605 Alt headline: Biden Puts Brown Woman Under Him.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (r+sAi)

Don't make me like him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (ifmtJ)

616 She's really going to start to grate on people after 20 min.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (13Al/)

617 @nytimes can suck my parts. She's barely black and moderate only because she isn't rioting.

Posted by: JEM at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (8erNz)

618 Kamala -- a fake Black -- seals the takeover of the D party by the Black Aggrieved Wing. Progressives know that Biden is not one of theirs. Neither is Harris. Clyburn got Biden the pick, and he's in debt.

Hispanics have been ignored, and won't turnout.

During the worst financial crisis in 80 years, and the worst public health crisis in 100 years, the entire focus of the country was shifted by Media to Black grievance.

I expect huge Deplorable turnout and a huge EC win. The fight is now to win the popular vote so Trump can spike the ball.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (9TdxA)

619 So let me get this straight.

This country just tore itself apart over the slavery of some really old men hundreds of years ago and Joe Biden just picked the daughter of a slavery family to be his running mate.


Go home, 2020. You're drunk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (6i2m+)

620 What she adds to the ticket is being a vicious attack dog with youthful energy who despises America.

She will say the nastiest things about Trump and if he does anything short of suck on her snu snu he's a racist sexist xenophobist

But still they lose.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (uEbPt)

621 I once dated a woman who told me she had MOM tattooed on her ass so that when she was lying on her back with her legs spread, it would say WOW.

We hadn't done the nasty yet, turned out she was just making a funneh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (FtO5h)

622 A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.

lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:54 PM (rjE57)

Ahh, the dumbass stretch of the truth and the "campaign theme" - presented courtesy of the lackey toady Slimes...

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (w2LAm)

623
I've been saying that there was no way MO, who is lazy to begin with, was going to give up her luxury/celebrity lifestyle to not only have to "work" by running but to possibly tarnish the Obama brand with a loss.

-------

I said the same. Obama married her because she was the only American lazy enough to make him look like a Stakhanovite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (1YYgA)

624
Kamela will remind females of the woman who got the promotion they wanted by sleeping with the boss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

625 Wait a minute, I am listening in on the Democrat retards in the hall talking about this.

Kamala is a California Liberal.

Is Kamala more "to the right" of the other candidates?

Now, they're making fun of Sarah Palin.

Yeah, I work with idiots.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (vcOmj)

626 forgive me if this is insensitive, but just how 'black' is Kamala?


to me, black means AA
is she? at all?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (iTXRQ)

627 I mean, this is probably one of the best VP choices...for Trump. She's awful. So awful, she barely moved the needle in their own primaries. Ha! I'm quite happy with this choice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (O+I8R)

628 "As for VPs who won while in the VP office, only two have. Bush the
elder and Martin Van Buren after Andrew Johnson. So it can be done, but
its very rare."
Van Buren was VP for Andrew Jackson, not Andrew Johnson.

Posted by: Jen Westin at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (gAn7d)

629 I hope Joey likes the aroma of SoftSheen

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (O+AcM)

630 A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.



moderate?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:58 PM (Zmnko)

=====================================
She was for abolishing private health insurance and replacing it with government-provided single payer insurance before she was against them.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (Pqytn)

631 Amazing how right and how wrong this was:

Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:

Won't make it to Iowa:

Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)


Drops after Iowa:

John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee

Drops after NH:

John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)

Drops after SC:

Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)

Drops after Super Tuesday:

Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)


That will leave the field with this:

Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris

Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.

Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:

Buttigieg






Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (ZfRYq)

632 Good golly this makes me so happy. I don't have anything original to say here. This is going to be a fun 3 months.

Heels up!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (hku12)

633 This country just tore itself apart over the slavery of some really old men hundreds of years ago and Joe Biden just picked the daughter of a slavery family to be his running mate.


Go home, 2020. You're drunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (6i2m+)

Obama's family sold slaves too

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (uEbPt)

634 Stand by for DNC-operative bimbo eruption smear campaign against Trump in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

635 A pragmatic moderate

At least the "A" isn't a lie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (FtO5h)

636 Kamala Harris is married to a white man. I don't know exactly how that is going to play with a core Democrat constituency....the African American woman, who does not like AA women marrying caucasian men.

Yeah I don't see her helping Biden at all with black voters. Not in any way. I mean the media will spend the next 83 days trying to turn her into the female Martin Luther King, but her past, her attitude, and her connections are going to haunt her terribly.

I've been convinced for a while now that the Dems know they will lose the presidency and are focused on congress, but for the life of me I cannot see how this helps them in this goal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

637 A Pence - Harris debate; who would be worried about that? Pence has the ultimate cheat sheet, he watches the debate with Tulsi Gabbard 3 times, memorizes her lines, repeats everything Tulsi said. The End.

Kamela never came up with a single answer to any of that, and it wrecked her campaign. It'll wreck it again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

638 Remember the Obama campaign labeled Biden as racist. Then invited him to run as VP.

Prepare yourselves for President Harris about March 1, 2021.

Posted by: Golfman at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (hOMhY)

639 I had an inkling it would be her when he asked her in the debate to go easy on him, this has probably been set up for a while now. Maybe the cue for the blm riots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (r+sAi)

640 Kammeltoe will now get the deepest, darkest tan, to
live up to her fake African American ancestry...Spray tan booth here she
comes.


Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:52 PM (cJXul)


And develop an accent too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (iiQCS)

641 seen at twitchy:

Kamala Harris is Biden's VP. Are you as surprised as him when he found out?-- Hodgetwins

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (4a9Vv)

642 By the way, Chris Plante called this at least two weeks ago. He said he believed Biden's running mate would be Kamala, and they were delaying the announcement until her face calmed down.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (PHjx8)

643 Are they going to break out all the HOPE art for this bitch? Magic 8 ball says It Is Certain

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (uEbPt)

644 The New York Times
@nytimes
32m
Breaking News: Sen. Kamala Harris of California is Joe Biden's pick for vice president. A pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.


Pragmatic moderate? WTF?

At least now we know what the Party line will be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (9jxbm)

645 I swear Imonna print some stickers.

Sniffer/Slaver 2020

I'd love to slap some on some libs' cars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

646 >>I knew about it 45 mins before the announcement, even posted it in the last thread. People far more important than me obviously knew earlier and dumped on the news.

Really? Who were the holding out for, AOC?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (ZLI7S)

647 I mean, is Kamala 'black', or just 'not white'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (iTXRQ)

648 After that face lift, she reminds me of Odo from ST-DS9
Posted by: Old Blue

--

Hey! Don't dis Odo!

Posted by: Cap't Kirk at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (gtatv)

649 598

Can't wait to see the Hodgetwins views on this latest development.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 04:57 PM

Hodgetwins
__hodgetwins

Kamala Harris is Biden's VP. Are you as surprised as him when he found out?

4:18 PM - Aug 11, 2020

https://bit.ly/2Y86LVB

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (Do5/p)

650 This country just tore itself apart over the slavery of some really old men hundreds of years ago and Joe Biden just picked the daughter of a slavery family to be his running mate.

Even more hilarious, apparently great grand-pappy when forced to release slaves went out and got Irish men as slaves to work for him, until busted and forced to let them go, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

651 Harris tweet from January 29, 2019...

@JussieSmollett
is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I'm praying for his quick recovery.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (CQ3Qb)

652 Even worse,

Pence asks Tulsi to stand in for him during the debate with Harris.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (6hUiM)

653 So the Dems are doubling down on skin tone.

It's 2020... why the fcuk not.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (WQZ1O)

654 Buttigieg






Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (ZfRYq)

They've both sucked a ton of dick, so I guess you weren't that far off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

655 Susan Rice just got tossed under the bus.

I don't think she was ever in serious consideration. She's never been elected to anything, so there's no state or demographic you can point to and say "she'll help Biden here". They had no idea how people would react to her when she went out on the stump, since she's never asked for anyone's vote before. And she's got some baggage.

Biden promised a black woman for his vice presidential pick without considering just how small the pool of reasonable picks is. How many black female Democrats are nationally respected, have political experience, and bring him votes in a battleground state? There aren't any, and the fact that he picked Harris is an indication.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (wGeit)

656 Van Buren was VP for Andrew Jackson, not Andrew Johnson.
Posted by: Jen Westin at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (gAn7d)


a new scold ??

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (O+AcM)

657 And doesn't Kamala's own father dislike her?

Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (4pK1/)

658 I don't think that's going to hurt her. Black women tend to want to marry black guys, so they don't mind if the competition is fishing in other lakes. But they hate, hate, hate to see black men marrying women of other races.

Posted by: Ace's liver



Black folk are not fond of Jewish folk as a general rule. Calypso Louie Farrakhan has been saying for decades that the Jews were behind Slavery. That's taken as Gospel by most Blacks.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (BM2fS)

659 The Tandoori Twat will 100% lock up the barely suck and won't swallow upper middle class white wine mom vote, cuz she's so progressive and cool...

Posted by: FuckUs at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (1oQtz)

660 to me, black means AA

is she? at all?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (iTXRQ)

After today refering to anyone as "african-american" will be considered racist.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (CQ3Qb)

661 7 Descendant of slave owners
______________

Jamaican slave owners.

I figured she was the pick a little earlier today, when I saw on Powerline the media's new "rules" for reporting on women VP candidates.

One of the new rules is that you're not supposed to mention the candidate's ethnic/national background, because deplorables might then suggest that the person is not authentically American.

Kamala is the only anchor-baby-who-grew-up-in-Canada on the Biden short list, so it had to be her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (k4dH2)

662 Didn't Gabbard pound her into jelly?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

Tulsi Gabbard caught Harris by surprise. No one had ever confronted her publicly before with all of her bullshit. That deer-in-the-headlights look she wore for the duration of that debate was the result of years of media shielding.

Ironically, I think Gabbard was the most appealing primary candidate they had. I was surprised myself when Hillary called her a Russian plant.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (pr6Sg)

663
Compared to the Baader-Meinhof Gang, she's a pragmatic moderate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (mht8P)

664 So Trump, who reformed federal prison sentences and freed a lot of people, whose policies gave us the lowest black unemployment in history, has to run against a prosecutor who gladly pushed prosecutions she knew were baseless?

Man, the Democrats must be really confident in their fraud operation.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (naEeR)

665 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (Do5/p)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (RU4sa)

666 Donna Brazille is so full of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

667 Biden's supposed to speak live in about 15 minutes. I'm hoping for high entertainment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLZ4Thrg2tc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (sWM8x)

668 What is Scott Adams' dog in this fight? Did he predict Kamala, or somebody else?

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (qpX6U)

669 Joe likes feisty women who challenge him. After that debate where she smeared him as a racist, he wanted her. Badly. And that's exactly how he will have her.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (mNhhD)

670 Oh, good. Now we can hear until November about what a racist Trump is; Of course, we'd hear about that whichever candidate was picked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (WkPC9)

671 And develop an accent too
Posted by: TheQuietMan


"Ah ain't no ways tarred!" - Kamala Harris.....


Or was that Hillary, the cackling exception?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

672 Adams has been saying Harris for weeks.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (ZfRYq)

673 The MFM is calling her black! Like in Aunt Jemima black? With a good tan, she would be called brown. The press will use that black thing every time they can.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (cJXul)

674 634 Stand by for DNC-operative bimbo eruption smear campaign against Trump in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
Posted by: filbert at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

And this is where the left has screwed itself by throwing everything AND the kitchen sink at Trump non-stop for the last 4 years. What have they got left? nothing. They ran through all their ammo, and now they're on the battlefield looking for small rocks to throw at the oncoming tank.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)

675 670 Oh, good. Now we can hear until November about what a racist Trump is; Of course, we'd hear about that whichever candidate was picked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (WkPC9)

===========

I was pretty sure they said that a lot in 2016, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (UWqZJ)

676 666 Donna Brazille is so full of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (ptqGC)


she's a jackass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (O+AcM)

677 And that face omg that face!

Posted by: Pliney at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (nzKWW)

678 The Democrats are not going to lose California except under

circumstances so extraordinary I can't even imagine what they would be.

hello, sailor!


Posted by: salton sea earthquake swarm at August 11, 2020 04:56 PM (sGtp+)


"Otisburg? Really?"
/oblig

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (HaL55)

679 Are Andrew Jackson and Andrew Johnson not the same person?


Are we expected to know this?

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (XTyi0)

680 671 And develop an accent too
Posted by: TheQuietMan


"Ah ain't no ways tarred!" - Kamala Harris.....


Or was that Hillary, the cackling exception?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

She'll start carrying a bottle of hot sauce in her prison wallet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

681 624
Kamela will remind females of the woman who got the promotion they wanted by sleeping with the boss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (mht8P)

So Kamala had a hot cup of Joe?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)

682 Van Buren was VP for Andrew Jackson, not Andrew Johnson.

Ah who can keep all those Andrews straight anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

683 Kamaldine Herraris

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (uEbPt)

684 She will say the nastiest things about Trump

***************

I think this helps Trump, because they went and picked the most hated figure in American today:

A Karen

Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing REO Speedwagon in a Manly Manner at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (+dsLj)

685 the tweet from Trump's war room, along with the video

Meet Phony Kamala Harris
With Harris as Joe Biden's 'political living will,' he is surrendering control of our nation to the radical mob with promises to raise taxes, cut police funding, kill energy jobs and open our borders.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (rjE57)

686 DNC, "We are so going to lose this bigly. Might as well toss in Miz Knee-pads as VP to prevent her from even trying again."

Yeah, I think Biden and Harris are both being run just because they have to put someone on the ballot.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (naEeR)

687 IIRC, The Glenn Greenwald/Matt Taibbi types on the left really despise Kamala so this could be a fun three months.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (OD2ni)

688 Is her face still a mess?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

689 672 Adams has been saying Harris for weeks.

Well it wasn't hard... How many "black" women were there to chose from?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (Zmnko)

690 I once dated a woman who told me she had MOM tattooed on her ass so that when she was lying on her back with her legs spread, it would say WOW.

We hadn't done the nasty yet, turned out she was just making a funneh.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:59 PM (FtO5h)

If SHE was lying on her BACK, who would see it?

The bed bugs?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (7ixfo)

691 672 Adams has been saying Harris for weeks.
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (ZfRYq)

Gilded Age II has been saying Harris since 2018.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (BRkq2)

692 @JussieSmollett
is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I'm praying for his quick recovery.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


Smollet is her nephew or something. (Kamala Harris)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (vcOmj)

693 I've been convinced for a while now that the Dems know they will lose the presidency and are focused on congress, but for the life of me I cannot see how this helps them in this goal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

I agree Chris - I guess the reason for the delay was there was no one who was going to fit the situation and they know it - so, Kamala. But this helps no where except maybe, maybe it cools the impression that Biden has gone completely socialist - but it's not enough. It's a mess over there.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (w2LAm)

694 Does this mean the theory Biden's running mate would really be the President is shit?

No one wants Kahala as President.

The internal polling must be horrendous, these are throw away candidates.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (jUVms)

695 >>>What is Scott Adams' dog in this fight?

His ego

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

696 BTW really like Hollow Harris for Trump's nickname. Anyone got any other suggestions?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)

697 Tulsi hit Kamala so damn hard she was speechless for the remainder of the debate. She fucking nuked the bitch. Kamala went into drool mode for 30 minutes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (o2MD2)

698 668 What is Scott Adams' dog in this fight? Did he predict Kamala, or somebody else?
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (qpX6U)

He predicted it, I think because he lives in California, and everyone in California thinks they're All That and More.

I wouldn't believe it because I think it's an incredibly stupid choice, and even knowing that the Dems were stupid, I couldn't believe they would really do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (Kpl3J)

699 Trump has an anti-Harris ad up on his Twatter page already. No text, just the vid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (FtO5h)

700 "Adams has been saying Harris for weeks." OK, thanks for puttin me the f'n knowledge. I don't follow Adams. When I try to watch his videos, the signal-to-noise ratio is far too low to tolerate.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (qpX6U)

701 So Trump, who reformed federal prison sentences and freed a lot of people, whose policies gave us the lowest black unemployment in history, has to run against a prosecutor who gladly pushed prosecutions she knew were baseless?

Not just that, she worked to change the rules so that people she knew weren't guilty but were in prison would have to stay there. Why? Because it would make her record as a prosecutor look bad if they were released.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

702 Smollet is her nephew or something. (Kamala Harris)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (vcOmj)

---

Imagine the hoaxes being planned now.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (RU4sa)

703 Cummala Harris... the Dusty Baker of politics. It's like, if MLB says you HAVE to select a black manager, and you see all sorts of qualified candidates sitting out there, expect none of them are black.

So you go with Dusty Baker. Why? He's never won anything, but he checks the box. You don't believe he's going to win anything now, but he checks the box.

Kummalayour Harris: She checks the box!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (hku12)

704 Get woke go broke. Instead of picking a candidate who could deliver votes in a needed state, pick someone in a state you know you're going to win. Dems betting on identity politics trumping the old saying "all politics is local."

Posted by: iandeal at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (vgGyZ)

705 Hodgetwins
__hodgetwins

Kamala Harris is Biden's VP. Are you as surprised as him when he found out?

4:18 PM - Aug 11, 2020

https://bit.ly/2Y86LVB
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

--
Perfect too.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (gtatv)

706 >>BTW really like Hollow Harris for Trump's nickname. Anyone got any other suggestions?

It's a family blog so no.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (ZLI7S)

707 There is a non zero chance ole Joe is gonna be sent out to pasture before November. Then what happens to the ticket?

Posted by: Pliney at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (nzKWW)

708 Oh my!!


@ScottAdamsSays

And that is what we hypnotists call a clear message.
- - -
@NBCNews
Joe Biden in email to supporters: "I've decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021."

Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

709 I once dated a woman who told me she had MOM tattooed on her ass so that
when she was lying on her back with her legs spread, it would say WOW.Call me impressed if the "W"s were on each butt cheek and the "O" was ... well you get the picture.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (N39Ws)

710 There is that great quote from her Indian mom about being a proud member of the top caste. Indian privilege! Would hate if that quote got brought up, early and often.

Also the descended from slave owners thing.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (KK7mJ)

711 532 306
Battle tested in the primaries? She got her ass kicked.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Exactly. The primary voters said no to her. Well, the Democrats aren't going to let a little thing like that stop them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 04:53 PM (F6+/X)


To be fair, that's most VP picks. It's pretty common to pick someone you beat in the primaries.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (wGeit)

712 686 DNC, "We are so going to lose this bigly. Might as well toss in Miz Knee-pads as VP to prevent her from even trying again."

Yeah, I think Biden and Harris are both being run just because they have to put someone on the ballot.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (naEeR)

=========

This is about control of the party, not the presidency.

The establishment has cemented the fact that they will control the DNC no matter what happens in November.

This is a message to the activist left that the DNC doesn't care about them or what they have to say. They'll nominate the guy who championed crime legislation in the 90s and an overzealous attorney general who locked up black men for pot use and laughed about it, and there's nothing the activist left can do about it.

I'd be livid if I was on the far left, right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (UWqZJ)

713 668 What is Scott Adams' dog in this fight? Did he predict Kamala, or somebody else?
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (qpX6U)

The Winning Yard Sign for 2020 has already been posted upthread, I think:

KAMALA SUCKS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

714 Kamala Harris is Biden's VP. Are you as surprised as him when he found out?




He'll probably say something nice about Dromedary-Americans in his presser.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (HaL55)

715 The Biden campaign painted themselves into the black woman veep thing months ago yet the media is splooging themselves silly because Biden picked a black woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (6i2m+)

716 Tulsi hit Kamala so damn hard she was speechless for the remainder of the debate.

She had probably been told that this was a topic that would not come up, agreed upon and certified by the Democrat establishment. My money is on that was a Hillary op. Hillary don't like Harris and doesn't want any other woman in that oval office if its not her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

717 "a fearless fighter for the little guy"

Bullshit! I got nothin! Just running around yellin "Da plane boss! Da plane!!"

Posted by: Tatu at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (csiRd)

718 Nice tattoo, honey, but who's "BOB"?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

719 Donna Brazille is so full of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

I was gonna watch The Five, but then remembered she's on this week.

What is she doing? Spewing the party line?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (7ixfo)

720 Looks like the Obama faction got their girl in the ticket after all.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (WmkQ3)

721 Kamela never came up with a single answer to any of that, and it wrecked her campaign. It'll wreck it again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)


Depends on whether the moderators will allow the "debate" to go into those waters. They'll be on topics/questions only the far left cares about - global warming, blm, white privilege... probably shut off his mic if he starts to murder her.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (8B6Ng)

722 And so, it begins...

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (786Ro)

723 706 >>BTW really like Hollow Harris for Trump's nickname. Anyone got any other suggestions?

It's a family blog so no.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Is "Electrolux" too obscure or filthy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (ifmtJ)

724
So you go with Dusty Baker. Why? He's never won anything, but he checks the box. You don't believe he's going to win anything now, but he checks the box.

________

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Marvin Lewis at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (mht8P)

725 I don;t think she is meant to helo with black voter. She is meant to help with suburban wine moms who only understand virtue signaling.I think Burt said it earlier. She is the sacrificial lamb. They know they don;t have a snowball's chance in hell of winning this election. She has no future, but maybe Tank, warren, Buttigieg, even Beto could have a shot at Senate, Governor someday. Why ruin them?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (sd8p8)

726 Joe's counting on that lack of diversity of thought he thinks exists among black Americans. "Look, he picked a black woman. That's all we need to know. Vote Joe!" If I were black I'd be insulted.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (mNhhD)

727
BTW really like Hollow Harris for Trump's nickname. Anyone got any other suggestions?
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)

-------

"Leathery ol' dick-mitt" works for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (1YYgA)

728 Harris and Joey combined IQ still don't add up to triple digits

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (O+AcM)

729 2016 - Can the Democrats field a worse Presidential ticket??!!
2020 - Hold my beer!!!

Posted by: Hawkeye at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (HcdtT)

730 She had probably been told that this was a topic that would not come up, agreed upon and certified by the Democrat establishment. My money is on that was a Hillary op. Hillary don't like Harris and doesn't want any other woman in that oval office if its not her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

But I thought Hillary LOATHED Tulsi

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (7ixfo)

731 Kamala has no constituency, she was gifted her Senate seat through crony deals in Commiefornia. This is all a show for 24 when they can do whatever they want and win.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (nFRLh)

732 "Ironically, I think Gabbard was the most appealing primary candidate they had. I was surprised myself when Hillary called her a Russian plant.
Posted by: troyriser"


Tulsi was on Clay Travis's radio show last year and they mainly talked surfing, sports and her military career. I know she is crazy left but she seemed like a cool chick to hang out with.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (OD2ni)

733 Floor fight11!ty
All the decorum of the primaries rejammed into Milwaukee without an actual candidate appearance. This has comedy potential that could dehydrate our ewok buddy.

Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (FhXTo)

734 Donna Brazille is all excited to get to work for Joe and Kamel Toe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

735 I WISH I could find my comment from back in about 2017 or 2018 in which I accurately predicted (paraphrased here):

"Beware of our new Senator here in California, folks. You may not have heard of her yet, but those of us familiar with her are warning you that she is the most blindly ambitious woman in America, and she will stop at NOTHING to be the net president. She will run for the Dem nomination guaranteed, and even if she doesn't win, she will get on the ticket by hook or by crook. She craves power like an addict craves heroin."

I was right.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)

736 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (6i2m+)

737
This is a message to the activist left that the DNC doesn't care about them or what they have to say. They'll nominate the guy who championed crime legislation in the 90s and an overzealous attorney general who locked up black men for pot use and laughed about it, and there's nothing the activist left can do about it.

I'd be livid if I was on the far left, right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM


Timmy Pool should be interesting today

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (i15dV)

738 Paste and Waste 2020

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (O+AcM)

739 >>Smollet is her nephew or something. (Kamala Harris)


No. not related, but Smollet and his family have participated in CA political events with Kamala.

Still think the Smollet hoax was coordinated with Harris to kick off her campaign - it was timed to coincide with her announcement + her then pending legislation on lynching.

Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

740 The Babylon Bee

Party Of The Poor And Oppressed Nominates Old, Rich, White Man And Cop

https://tinyurl.com/yyk3z2lf

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (rjE57)

741 He'll probably say something nice about Dromedary-Americans in his presser.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel



Damnit. I just snorted on a conference call.
Mute!!! Mute damn it!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (axyOa)

742 I'd be livid if I was on the far left, right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (UWqZJ)

Yeah, I think I would too. They just got shit on. Same for all the Berniebros. (I think they're a bit different than Antifa, although the groups overlap)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

743 And so, it begins...



Damn.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (XTyi0)

744 So you go with Dusty Baker. Why? He's never won anything, but he checks the box.

Baker will get you to the playoffs, then bomb the next years worse and worse. For some reason, players love the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

745 I think I'll vote for Trump this cycle.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (CLteG)

746 672 Adams has been saying Harris for weeks.
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 05:04 PM (ZfRYq)

***************************

Adams said Kamala was going to be the nominee too so . . .

But in his defense, that was the DNC plan -- who could have known she would be such a miserable failure/implode so badly?

As I've said -- that is when the Biden as drooling figurehead POTUS with Harris as VIP plan was hatched. It's why Obama finally came out and endorsed him and how the DNC put the screws to the others to drop out and 'endorse' Biden to give him the nomination.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (iYXhj)

747 One hell of a message to send to the girls of America. Give head to get ahead.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

748 @NBCNews
Joe Biden in email to supporters: "I've decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021."
Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

Holy Shit

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (7ixfo)

749 Biden's supposed to speak live in about 15 minutes. I'm hoping for high entertainment.



Carmelo Harris is just the man to beat Foreman!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

750 742 I'd be livid if I was on the far left, right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (UWqZJ)

Yeah, I think I would too. They just got shit on. Same for all the Berniebros. (I think they're a bit different than Antifa, although the groups overlap)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

"Our guy was Number 2 twice, and they're still not letting us have an actual person on the ticket?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (UWqZJ)

751 "If I had a son, he would look like George Floyd."

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (BRkq2)

752 BTW really like Hollow Harris for Trump's nickname. Anyone got any other suggestions?
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)


None I can say on this here family blog.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (hku12)

753 736 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (6i2m+)

Because Joe told her yesterday she was gonna be the nominee.

Today he called her back and said "PSYCH!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (Kpl3J)

754 But will Joe Biden remember he picked Harris tomorrow?

Posted by: Portlandon at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (+oR7L)

755 736 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (6i2m+)


she finally watched Netflix

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (O+AcM)

756 "Beware of our new Senator here in California, folks. You may not have heard of her yet, but those of us familiar with her are warning you that she is the most blindly ambitious woman in America, and she will stop at NOTHING to be the net president. She will run for the Dem nomination guaranteed, and even if she doesn't win, she will get on the ticket by hook or by crook. She craves power like an addict craves heroin."

I was right.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)


This too is the story is Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

757 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

- -

To pay for a lawyer?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (2BgZB)

758 523
Kammeltoe will now get the deepest, darkest tan, to live up to her fake
African American ancestry...Spray tan booth here she comes.


Ah, but does she speak jive?

536
"So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"





Laughable. Kamala has a huge glass jaw as Tulsi Gabbard showed in the debates. And this is not Pence's first rodeo.


I expect she's a better debater, but she won't be able to cope with Pence's somnambulism strategy.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (v16oJ)

759 'was that little girl'. I hope she wears pigtails and a cute little set of red-checked overalls and Unca Joe snorfles her hair and neck.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (XhWtx)

760 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

They catfish her

Posted by: Jean at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (B7KlG)

761


WHAT ABOUT HER FAAAACE

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (shOZU)

762 "A fearless fighter for the little guy". Can anyone possibly believe that the Dems really care about "the little guy" at this point???

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (3vIkC)

763 The facelift she go0t last month was the giveaway that she was already chosen as the VP. They simply needed some time for the surgery to heal before unveiling her.

She is so vain that she refused to be named while she still had her looks-her-age 55-uear-old looks. "Let me get a facelift first!" she demanded, and the Dem powerbrokers said OK.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (HEEq1)

764 Here's an opposing counsel's view, as posted on Democratic Underwear ground:

"You can tell Trump realizes he's losing just by listening to him...

He's a rambling, desperate mess. it's a complete 180 even from the beginning of the year. He knows he's in deep shit and is trying to throw every excuse possible. You know, like a kid who's been busted by his parents for breaking curfew or drinking or smoking a little bit of that California Lettuce.

He's cooked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (DMUuz)

765 @NBCNews
Joe Biden in email to supporters: "I've decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021."
Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

Holy Shit
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (7ixfo)


joking?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (rjE57)

766 Is she even 'african-american?'

I thought she was Jamaican and Asian?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

767 Willie Brown's cumdumpster. We are not a serious nation anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

768 I got nuttin but that stupid Tatu thing. Lame. I'll just listen. and hello you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (csiRd)

769 >.What is Scott Adams' dog in this fight? Did he predict Kamala, or somebody else?



He predicted Harris.
He also liked to laugh about how she is the worst politician ever.

Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (bDqIh)

770 The Babylon Bee

Party Of The Poor And Oppressed Nominates Old, Rich, White Man And Cop

https://tinyurl.com/yyk3z2lf

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (rjE57)


Ha! Perfect.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (hku12)

771 Babylon Bee: Joe Biden "I've selected Kamala Harris to be our next president!"

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (YcdWn)

772 736 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (6i2m+)

For legal fees . . . hopefully

Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (4pK1/)

773
So you go with Dusty Baker. Why? He's never won anything, but he checks the box.



Baker will get you to the playoffs, then bomb the next years worse and worse. For some reason, players love the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

he was a great player. I remember when he played for the Dodgers and hit a grand slam two years in a row. I am not saying that alone is an amazing feet, bur I watched them both and it stood out.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (o1Bgo)

774 "Timmy Pool should be interesting today" Maybe, but Krigler never is.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (qpX6U)

775
*focuses telepathic waves at Antifa*

You want to riot, you want to riot. Are you going to put up with this insult? Show the DNC you're a force to be reckoned with.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (mht8P)

776 Still think the Smollet hoax was coordinated with Harris to kick off her campaign - it was timed to coincide with her announcement + her then pending legislation on lynching.

Sounds about right, the timing was apt. And they must have figured with him as an actor he'd be a lot better at coming up with a story and making it stick.

But I thought Hillary LOATHED Tulsi

Sure, but she knew Gabbard had zero shot, so it didn't help her any, it just removed another possible female presidential candidate.

I WISH I could find my comment from back in about 2017 or 2018 in which I accurately predicted

I actually recall that and have had it in the back of my mind for a while about her. But she has several brutal Achilles heels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

777 764 Here's an opposing counsel's view, as posted on Democratic Underwear ground:

"You can tell Trump realizes he's losing just by listening to him...

He's a rambling, desperate mess. it's a complete 180 even from the beginning of the year. He knows he's in deep shit and is trying to throw every excuse possible. You know, like a kid who's been busted by his parents for breaking curfew or drinking or smoking a little bit of that California Lettuce.

He's cooked.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (DMUuz)

==========

He sounds like the same guy I heard in person in SC in 2016, to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (UWqZJ)

778 We now know the cost of Barky endorsing drooling joe.

Look for barky and the mooch touting this bitch everywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (MW0rc)

779 osted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (N39Ws)

Oooooookay. And that was related to which comment here?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (WkPC9)

780 "You can tell Trump realizes he's losing just by listening to him...

He's a rambling, desperate mess. it's a complete 180 even from the beginning of the year. He knows he's in deep shit and is trying to throw every excuse possible. You know, like a kid who's been busted by his parents for breaking curfew or drinking or smoking a little bit of that California Lettuce.

He's cooke


I think they misspelled Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (Zmnko)

781 A couple of thoughts regarding Kamala:

Does this mean CA is in play for PDT?

I really don't understand this pick, because it's not like Kamala really checks the "Person of Dark Tan" check box correctly, unless the DNC fears losing CA.

Though, I admit, I find CA being in play unlikely.

The more cynical side of me: This is how the DNC makes sure Kamala never rises any further than Senator, or, maybe, Governor of CA. Perhaps the DNC realizes they can't afford to allow her to go any further and this how they limit Kamala.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (WEBkv)

782 Not just that, she worked to change the rules so that people she knew weren't guilty but were in prison would have to stay there. Why? Because it would make her record as a prosecutor look bad if they were released.
________________

She also objected to some black guy's appeal, even though there was substantial evidence he was wrongly convicted (by her office), and in an interview she laughed about smoking marijuana herself, even as she was prosecuting blacks for using marijuana.

She has lots and lots of baggage.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (k4dH2)

783 I hope this means we don't have to hear about Hillary's sorry ass anymore.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (jUVms)

784 The demoncrats are starting to realize they have already lost this election.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (ZUqS1)

785 Trump has only 2 nicknames:

Donny Two Scoops, and MOGUL

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (iTXRQ)

786 Biden's supposed to speak live in about 15 minutes. I'm hoping for high entertainment.


- -

"I'm please to, ah, uh, announce that, like General Montgomery did to those dog faced pony soldiers in, uh, Antietam, that my running mate is, uh uh, uh, hm, you know....look, you know who it is, come on!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (2BgZB)

787 PDT another news conference today at 5:30.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (sGotD)

788

None I can say on this here family blog.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (hku12)


I thought it was a Military Blog.

That means no holds barred.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

789 Ironically, I think Gabbard was the most appealing primary candidate they had. I was surprised myself when Hillary called her a Russian plant.
Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2020 05:02 PM (pr6Sg)


The Clinton machine buried her. When I brought up Gabbard to a lefty close relative she sniffed and said "Gabbard is the Republican candidate for the Democratic primary." Even though Gabbard's positions are to the left of mainstream Democrats.

As much as I respect her I was kind of happy when she dropped out. I didn't like Trump's chances in a contest with an attractive military veteran who seems like a genuinely decent person.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (wGeit)

790 >>joking?



Nope, Kinsley gaffe-tastic!

https://tinyurl.com/y5d9yc8x

Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

791 175 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

My nephew had to legally, publicly renounce his dual citizenship to serve int he Man's military. Why, if it's not a problem?

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (i6shs)

792 @NBCNews
Joe Biden in email to supporters: "I've decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021."
Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

Holy Shit
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 05:09 PM (7ixfo)

joking?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (rjE57)


Oh.... OH! Cripes, did he really say that???

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (hku12)

793 Don't forget. Kammalas ancestors were slave owners...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (yZPvv)

794 782 She also objected to some black guy's appeal, even though there was substantial evidence he was wrongly convicted (by her office), and in an interview she laughed about smoking marijuana herself, even as she was prosecuting blacks for using marijuana.

She has lots and lots of baggage.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (k4dH2)

=========

The micro-targeted ads towards the black centers of the country are going to be lit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (UWqZJ)

795 "while she still had her looks-her-age 55-uear-old looks."

She looked good to me, but I'm 66.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (qpX6U)

796 She's not even BLACK black...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

797 Lol. Brazille hopes we really get to know all about Kamala.

Careful what you wish for, toots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

798 Gosh I hope Joe bungles her name
calls her Camel or Comma or Camera

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (iTXRQ)

799 Joe/Blow 2020

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (iydjf)

800 "Leathery ol' dick-mitt" works for me.

"Willie Brown's holster."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (HaL55)

801 he was a great player.

Dusty was great. And I mean he's not a horrifically bad manager, he's just not good enough to justify his constantly being hired. I think owners hire him as a fireman: he calms and unifies teams that are having trouble or lost a manager, until they can get one that's good at the job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

802 798 Gosh I hope Joe bungles her name
calls her Camel or Comma or Camera
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (iTXRQ)

Camilla

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

803 Her Secret Service name will be Twenty Bucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:13 PM (6i2m+)

804 How many ways will Joe mispronounce Kamala?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (nFRLh)

805
"So, twitter is alight with "Kamala will eat Pence alive in the debates"




Oh? Suddenly there will be debates?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

806 >>> Trump has only 2 nicknames:
Donny Two Scoops, and MOGUL
~~~~~

Golden Scalp Weasel, GEOTUS

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (sGotD)

807 Heh. Trump calls them Slow Joe and Phony Kamala.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

808 KAMALA SUCKS!!!

But she's versatile. Sometimes she spits, sometimes she swallows.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (FtO5h)

809 At the time, I thought the Biden camp had got Tulsi to sandbag Kamala, with the promise of an office if Biden later won. Sweet irony.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (9TdxA)

810 On top of it all she is indian (dot not feather) and Jamaican. So not "african" black. She doesn't even fit in the black pigeonhole. Not a winner for the dims.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

811 joking?



Nope, Kinsley gaffe-tastic!

https://tinyurl.com/y5d9yc8x
Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (bDqIh)


Ho Lee Fook.

They need to sew his mouth shut soon. Or kill him.

He's going to use the N word soon.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (hku12)

812 Still think the Smollet hoax was coordinated with Harris to kick off her campaign - it was timed to coincide with her announcement + her then pending legislation on lynching.

Posted by: Joey




That was the exact play.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (BM2fS)

813 736 So why did Rice sell her Netflix stock?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (6i2m+)


Money for a lawyer.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (8k7U7)

814 "Here's an opposing counsel's view, as posted on Democratic Underwear ground:"


Wow. DU still exists? Does Will Pitt still post there?

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (OD2ni)

815 Late to the party.

Mondale/Ferraro, anyone?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (krv3H)

816 Phony Kamala.

So, we have thea Trumpian nickname?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (FtO5h)

817 does she give out jerk chicken?

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

818 So Joe Biden picked a running mate who ain't black (Jamaican/Indian), threw blacks in jail, defended pedophile priests, and slept her way to the top in politics with married men.

Sounds like she was only candidate that everyone could find a reason to hate.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (FBrfY)

819 I've never seen Dusty Baker without the large sweatbands on his wrists, as a player or manager.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

820 Insom - I am slow but horde mind, it's a thing

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (nFRLh)

821 "I'm not racist. I got a n**** for my vp!" --Joey Biden

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (2BgZB)

822 54 A winning ticket:

The Sniffer and the Slaver 2020
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

LOL!

Posted by: demoncrat at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (ZUqS1)

823 Stopped reading to get supper on and wasn't never going to catch up reading all the comments

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (OjZpE)

824 I was right.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)


I remember it. It was possibly early 2017. Not sure if you're the one that introduced me to her because I had heard it from a few places.

I believed she was the chosen one for 2024 and I was sure they were going to rig it for her this year. Thought I was wrong, but it turns out they have.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (uEbPt)

825 Droolin' Joe and Kameltoe 2020

Has a ring to it.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (CLteG)

826 She wants to usher in a peaceful fellatiocracy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (UAMe5)

827 I saw something today that started me thinking. We know that Cuomo is saying schools should open. Also saw that teachers are starting to complain a bout these learning pods realizing that they may soon be out of work. Today Governor Baker posted a map showing that in the last two weeks, most of the state had under 5 cases per !00,000 and only three towns had 4-8 per 100,000. He said all those communities with 5 cases under 100,000 should go back to school.I think this will be the end of the lockdown. I think these governors are starting to realize that this is the key to getting the economy going. Unfortunately for them, this benefits Trump.The S and P has been the last index to get back to where it was before all this happened because it represents small businesses. Ince the economy truly opens back up, it will start to fly as well and we will be celebrating Trump's Triumph in November.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (sd8p8)

828 To be fair, Baker should have won a WS in 2002. The players choked, not him.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (icI8A)

829 820 Insom - I am slow but horde mind, it's a thing
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (nFRLh)

It's real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

830 He predicted Harris.

He also liked to laugh about how she is the worst politician ever.

Posted by: Joey


Challenge.....accepted.

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (v16oJ)

831 764 Here's an opposing counsel's view, as posted on Democratic Underwear ground:

"You can tell Trump realizes he's losing just by listening to him...

He's a rambling, desperate mess. it's a complete 180 even from the beginning of the year. He knows he's in deep shit and is trying to throw every excuse possible. You know, like a kid who's been busted by his parents for breaking curfew or drinking or smoking a little bit of that California Lettuce.

He's cooked.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (DMUuz)

*************************************

These are the same people who proclaimed we had reached "Peak Trump" and that "TRUMP IS DOOMED" on a daily basis back in 2016.
Who fell for the Russia collusion hoax, the Avenatti scams and a star chamber impeachment farce without a crime.
They also don't seem to understand how human infectious diseases work.

Why would anyone but the most desperate, ignorant, hate-filled losers listen to them?

Fact is, they've been 100% laughably wrong about everything Trump for 5 years now.

Good to see they will be keeping their record in tact.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (iYXhj)

832 I hope this means we don't have to hear about Hillary's sorry ass anymore.

Same here, but we both know better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:15 PM (HaL55)

833 >Golden Scalp Weasel, GEOTUS
Posted by: IrishEi


okay
what is geotus?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)

834 Joe and Da Hoe 2020

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (PiwSw)

835 Biden didn't write that email (no way), and it's still addle-brained.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

836 Still think the Smollet hoax was coordinated with Harris to kick off her campaign - it was timed to coincide with her announcement + her then pending legislation on lynching.

Posted by: Joey




That was the exact play.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 11,




Absolutely.

Kamala, Jusdie, Kim Foxx, soros, mooch

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (ySQBZ)

837
"I have selected the comely Negress Kamela Harris as my house chippie..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (mht8P)

838 What'd he say?

He said his running mate is near...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

839 771
Babylon Bee: Joe Biden "I've selected Kamala Harris to be our next president!"

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (YcdWn)

made me laugh out loud. Don't let it go to your head.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (csiRd)

840 Cue the choir of angels singing her praises on every single networks as the greatest human being ever to be born.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (cGlgB)

841 Kneepad Kamala

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (OjZpE)

842 Upper middle class white wine whores will think about her sucking Cocks of Color while banging their tennis pro, and wish they were getting railed by the big bamboo...

Posted by: FuckUs at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (1oQtz)

843 Jamaican Asian? You ain't Black!

Posted by: Joe Hiden at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (PNCY7)

844 Hate to tell you I told you so but I told you so.

Kamaltoe would have been the donkey candidate but Tulsi torpedoed her. She was the chosen one of the DNC from the beginning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (pw+jk)

845 652 Even worse,

Pence asks Tulsi to stand in for him during the debate with Harris.


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (6hUiM)

====================

Maybe Pence should invite Tulsi to sit in the front row :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (0ta/n)

846 >.Ho Lee Fook.

They need to sew his mouth shut soon. Or kill him.




No, that was in an *email* to supporters.

How many people reviewed that email and didn't even notice it???

Posted by: Joey at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (bDqIh)

847 Oh.... OH! Cripes, did he really say that???
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (hku12)

His people wrote it. It's intentionally ambiguous.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (uEbPt)

848 President Kamala Harris. Consider that nightmare. It would make Barack Obama seem like a holiday.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (H8QX8)

849 Dusty Baker did win a World Series, in 1981.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (xPl2J)

850 756 "Beware of our new Senator here in California, folks. You may not have heard of her yet, but those of us familiar with her are warning you that she is the most blindly ambitious woman in America, and she will stop at NOTHING to be the net president. She will run for the Dem nomination guaranteed, and even if she doesn't win, she will get on the ticket by hook or by crook. She craves power like an addict craves heroin."

I was right.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)


This too is the story is Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (PiwSw)


We dodged a bullet there. Things would be rough under Biden/Harris, but a Warren presidency would literally destroy the country.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (wGeit)

851 Meanwhile, Tulsi is wearing a fake Bindi and saying 'wear the mask' on Twitter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)

852 My nephew had to legally, publicly renounce his dual citizenship to serve int he Man's military. Why, if it's not a problem?
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (i6shs)

UCMJ. Does not apply to civilians, or to federal office holders. Joining the Military is a privilege, not a right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

853 835 Biden didn't write that email (no way), and it's still addle-brained.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (oVJmc)



You mean like someone with a Doctorate in Education?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (PiwSw)

854 Kamasutra Harris

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (J8nVw)

855 Here's an opposing counsel's view, as posted on Democratic Underwear ground:

What made you think we care?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (naEeR)

856 839
771

Babylon Bee: Joe Biden "I've selected Kamala Harris to be our next president!"



Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (YcdWn)

made me laugh out loud. Don't let it go to your head.


Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (csiRd)

Wait, I didn't see Babylon Bee. I'm on the short bus today.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (csiRd)

857 Biden needs Rice as another figurehead to take Obamagate flak. Putting her on his ticket means that if Durham, as some are reporting, swings prior to labor day, is then swinging at both members of the ticket.

Keeping Rice off provides a modicum of distance and denial.

Posted by: Fringe at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (vx54i)

858 Ugh, off "Joey" sock!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

859 The Harris pick has a bit of a Hilary "trying to run up the score" feel to it from 2016 when she was convinced she was way ahead. Harris has no appeal outside of places like Cal and NY. I think Whitmer would have been a more dangerous choice for Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

860 None I can say on this here family blog.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:10 PM (hku12)

I thought it was a Military Blog.

That means no holds barred.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)


This here blog has more diversity than a... than a, eh....

What doesn't have much diversity these days?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:18 PM (hku12)

861 833 >Golden Scalp Weasel, GEOTUS
Posted by: IrishEi


okay
what is geotus?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)
GOD
EMPEROR
OF
THE
UNITED
STATES

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:18 PM (ifmtJ)

862 Democra females have perfected the hectoring nagging tone that is beloved by men and women alike.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:18 PM (uEbPt)

863 I GOTTA TELL YA

DAT GURL HAS A MOUTH ON HER

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at August 11, 2020 05:19 PM (O+AcM)

864 If Hillary taught us anything, it's that America doesn't like bitchy women

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:19 PM (6i2m+)

865 And from the swing state of California I pick kamala Harris!!!

Posted by: Slo joe at August 11, 2020 05:19 PM (nzKWW)

866 Pence should have a debate with Kamala, then just as it starts, switch out with Tulsi and watch the pee puddle form under Kamala's podium.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 05:19 PM (o2MD2)

867 Are they going to give Kamala some charm lessons? I understand the need for a strong woman, since Joe's going to kick the bucket or be removed, but she comes across with a very unattractive personality.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (WkPC9)

868 Ya know, both Biden and Kamala recently had regrettable plastic surgery

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (J8nVw)

869 I gotta believe Joe/Blow 2020 is The Slogan to use

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)

870 Not a bad 'lift
Shame about the knees

Posted by: the polling stones at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (an7Mv)

871 I don't really care how black someone is. That is their choice at it doesn't affect me a bit But on that uncomfortable subject. I was a bit surprised when Golf Digest had a cover story saying if Cameron Champ won the PGA, it would have a huge impact on blacks as they would see that one of their own could reach the pinnacle of the sport. I guess they forgot about the second greatest player in history.

Not knocking champ, but if you check for his pic, you will see why I was surprised by that article. His grandfather was black they say. What is left unsaid is I guess the rest.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (o1Bgo)

872 Here's a comment I made two years ago:

"138 Most interestingly, one of my best friends worked directly under Kamala Harris at the SF DA's office for three years. So has so many stories, your jaw would hit the floor.

Basically, to summ them all up: Kamala Harris is literally the most bitchy bitch in the history of bitchdom. A complete human monster. And totally narcissistic. And every move she makes is to advance her career, and not actually achieve anything or get anything done or have empathy or whatever. She spent all day applying makeup and arranging her social calendar, then occasionally screaming at underlings (like my friend) for not spending more overtime pursuing her pet lawfare cases -- generally harassing white males with nuisance suits, and letting criminals and minorities out on technicalities. All day. every day.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 03:36"

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=378145#c29837240

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (HEEq1)

873 Is it to late to get life insurance on Crazy old Joe?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (OjZpE)

874 Joe picked a running mate from a state he's going to win by 20 points.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

875 I think Whitmer would have been a more dangerous choice for Trump.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:18 PM (OD2ni)
-------------

Whitmer would have been taken apart, due to her coronavirus god complex.

At least with Kamala, the DNC can claim they are for law and order. Sort of.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)

876 632 Good golly this makes me so happy. I don't have anything original to say here. This is going to be a fun 3 months.

Heels up!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (hku12)


Imagine the fun you could have on the Harris campaign plane.

"We're going wheels up in 5 minutes. I said, 'WHEELS, Kamala, not HEELS."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (9jxbm)

877 Its kind of adorable watching the left go into full clapping seal mode to celebrate the selection of [________] as Vice President, then fill in the blank later. The congratulatory tweets are hilariously pre-created. The ecstatic cheering is so blatantly false.

Before the pick fay Star Trek alum George Takei was telling everyone to lay off the attacks on possible choices, because they all had to unite behind whoever it was no matter how bad or crazy it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

878 >GOD
EMPEROR
OF
THE
UNITED
STATES



I would never have guessed that

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)

879 Anal / Does Anal 2020

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

880 869 I gotta believe Joe/Blow 2020 is The Slogan to use
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)

ROFL! That's it! We gotta push it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

881 869 I gotta believe Joe/Blow 2020 is The Slogan to use
Posted by: DB- just DB.

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (J8nVw)

882 21 So cool. There's SO much she can be ripped for, whether you're conservative or liberal.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (8B6Ng)

They have onething in common, that's for sure.
They both have lousy facelifts.

Posted by: Flyover at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (Rbu5d)

883 The reason I am glad it is not Warren is simply because I cannot stand looking at her one bit.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T2NR8)

884 I doubt this makes any difference as VPs never do. But 100 million think pieces will be written telling us how it is either the most genius move Biden could have made or the worst move ever.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (h+r2H)

885 Sperry on Twitter: "Yikes, this means they're holding Susan Rice back for secretary of state (in the off chance of a Biden administration)"
Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:33 PM (sGotD)
===

Yep.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (BRkq2)

886 KAMALA HARRIS HAS BEEN TOUGH ON BLACK PEOPLE, NOT CRIME
https://t.co/eIiuLDTN2v?amp=1

"her history of locking up Black people in the Bay Area. Her track record consists of terrorizing Black communities through the prison industrial complex and she has consistently shown herself to be an enemy to the masses of Black people"

As San Francisco district attorney, Kamala Harris's office stopped cooperating with victims of Catholic Church child abuse
https://interc.pt/2IyHfjB

...But when it came to taking on the Catholic Church, survivors of clergy sexual abuse say that Harris turned a blind eye, refusing to take action against clergy members accused of sexually abusing children when it meant confronting one of the city's most powerful political institutions...

...In her seven years as district attorney, Harris's office did not proactively assist in civil cases against clergy sex abuse and ignored requests by activists and survivors to access the cache of investigative files that could have helped them secure justice, according to several victims of clergy sex abuse living in California who spoke to The Intercept...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (FBrfY)

887 818 So Joe Biden picked a running mate who ain't black (Jamaican/Indian), threw blacks in jail, defended pedophile priests, and slept her way to the top in politics with married men.

Sounds like she was only candidate that everyone could find a reason to hate.
_____________

And she is married to a white Jew.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (k4dH2)

888 She's descended from Jamaican slave owners, she's the AG who sent all those black men to prison, and she's married to a white guy. You couldn't have picked anyone who would piss off black men more - if you tried.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (7zUjo)

889 Joe Biden in email to supporters: "I've decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021."

That wasn't a mistake.. Joes handlers wrote that to let you know, wink, wink, that She will indeed be President when Joe, uh, has to go

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (Zmnko)

890 BLOWN/ BLEW 2020

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (O+AcM)

891 I understand the need for a strong woman, since Joe's going to kick the bucket or be removed, but she comes across with a very unattractive personality

Yeah she's not charming at any level. She's a Hillary-caliber politician, trying to get by on associations and her gender and appearance rather than actual ability and charisma.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

892 Phew

I was afraid he was gonna name Mrs Jugears as his Veep and we'd have another long 8 years of Odumbo stinking up the White House.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (iiT9X)

893 Kamel-toe Harris is the embodiment of FUMU.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (HaL55)

894 874 Joe picked a running mate from a state he's going to win by 20 points.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

Joe had to pick the next President carefully.

Plus she smells like Corn Pop

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)

895 Biden didn't write that email (no way), and it's still addle-brained.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

You mean like someone with a Doctorate in Education?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (PiwSw)


Could be.

Or somebody might have had a genius idea of "capturing" the moment, and so they fed Joe some words, which he shooed aside, and insisted "write this down."

And since they had cameras on him already, and he was being all historic and stuff, this is what went out.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

896 To a black LIV she is black. The 1/2 black thing is a nothingburger except to far left whites.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (h+r2H)

897 868 Ya know, both Biden and Kamala recently had regrettable plastic surgery
Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (J8nVw)


Yep. Biden has that uncanny valley thing going on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (wGeit)

898

Kamala action shot:

https://twitter.com/vreelin/status/1293283554718363651

Posted by: imp at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (SFOr6)

899 OKAY to be clear I didn't invent Joe/Blow but I heartily endorse it


credit to the original moron!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (iTXRQ)

900 Senile and The Whore 2020

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

901 Senile/Semenphile 2020

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

902 20 bucks, same as in the White House.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (6i2m+)

903

That wasn't a mistake.. Joes handlers wrote that to let you know, wink, wink, that She will indeed be President when Joe, uh, has to go



Nothing is going to build enthusiasm like getting to vote for the candidate that didn't make it to the first round of voting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

904 884 I doubt this makes any difference as VPs never do. But 100 million think pieces will be written telling us how it is either the most genius move Biden could have made or the worst move ever.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (h+r2H)

I'm sure you're right about the "think pieces". BUT I do think this is the rare election where the VP choice is HUGELY important, because everyone knows Biden is going to be gone pretty quickly. So she's the real nominee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)

905 I gotta believe Joe/Blow 2020 is The Slogan to use

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (iTXRQ)



ROFL! That's it! We gotta push it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

#JoeBlow2020
Already started if anyone wants to see if we can get it trending

Posted by: Methos at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (kOpft)

906 Are they going to give Kamala some charm lessons? I understand the need for a strong woman, since Joe's going to kick the bucket or be removed, but she comes across with a very unattractive personality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (WkPC9)


Understatement of the year. She makes rattlesnakes look warm and cuddly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (9jxbm)

907 You couldn't have picked anyone who would piss off black men more - if you tried.

Or black women, for that matter.

But 100 million think pieces will be written telling us how it is either the most genius move Biden could have made or the worst move ever.

I agree, its a nothing move that gives Biden some press for a while. And if/when he kicks it due to Covid or something before November, the push will be on to elect her For Old Joe and Historic First Black Woman President.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

908

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

909 To a black LIV she is black. The 1/2 black thing is a nothingburger except to far left whites.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (h+r2H)


But she's not African-American.

The fact that she's claiming to be part of that 'community' means she's in Fauxcahantis territory.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

910 Think they have explained any of this to Joe yet?

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (MVjcR)

911 Insert Jeff Spicoli quote here.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (2BgZB)

912 Kumdumpster is the least offensive one they have.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (1g7ch)

913 @AlexanderSoros
Congratulations to our future Vice President
@KamalaHarris!
History in the making! #VPPick #BidenHarris2020

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (J8nVw)

914 Plus she smells like Corn Pop

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)

Spit cawfee...lmao.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (csiRd)

915 SHE DOES BUTT STUFF.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Pzzpr)


You DI......This is true, actually.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

916 I think Joe/Blow is the winner, as crass as it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

917 Joe, you were supposed to pick someone from a swing state, not the swingers' state.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (mNhhD)

918 Wow. Good thing ol' Joe doesn't have to worry about sewing up California, what with all the mail-in voter fraud there'll be come November. Everybody in the state loathes the woman, even my die-hard liberal Democrat friends. She was soft on crime as State Attorney General, and made her entrée into politics literally under Willie Brown. Her nickname out here amongst us Californios is "Willie Brown's mattress" and for good reason. Plus neither of her parents are "native born" nor is she an "African-American" in any sense of the word -- she spent her formative years growing up in Toronto!

Posted by: tankascribe at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (YgZrL)

919 Walter and the BJ 2020

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

920 Is Kamela black?

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Y0bLv)

921 I'm sure you're right about the "think pieces". BUT I do think this is the rare election where the VP choice is HUGELY important, because everyone knows Biden is going to be gone pretty quickly. So she's the real nominee.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)

But she's not running as the nominee so "undecided" no political voters have to be convinced to vote for the guy on top. No one wants to hand the nuclear football to an addle brain. Not even for 5 minutes.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (uEbPt)

922 So she's the real nominee.
Posted by: Tom Servo


The funny part is that she got about 3% of the Democrat vote in the primaries. Add that to the 0% Republican vote she'd get in the general, and that totals up to 1.5% of the nation overall is excited about her.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (HEEq1)

923 I think this is great. Harris helps in no way and hurts in several.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (yQpMk)

924 @AlexanderSoros
Congratulations to our future Vice President
@KamalaHarris!
History in the making! #VPPick #BidenHarris2020
Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (J8nVw)


Find the source and send in Seal Team 6.

Must. Destroy. Bloodline.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

925 856 839
771

Babylon Bee: Joe Biden "I've selected Kamala Harris to be our next president!"



Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:11 PM (YcdWn)

made me laugh out loud. Don't let it go to your head.


Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:16 PM (csiRd)

Wait, I didn't see Babylon Bee. I'm on the short bus today.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (csiRd)



Yeah I'm not nearly that clever on my own.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (YcdWn)

926 892
Phew



I was afraid he was gonna name Mrs Jugears as his Veep and we'd have another long 8 years of Odumbo stinking up the White House.

Don't breathe easy yet. If somehow Biden wins, Valerie Jarrett will be running things again, as she did for all 8 years of little Barry's reign...

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (3vIkC)

927 Plus she smells like Corn Pop

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:22 PM

Huh. I thought she smells like Fritos...

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (mNhhD)

928 But she's not African-American.

Yeah but to really dimwitted and disconnected Americans, that's just a pseudonym for black. They even call peolple IN Jamaica African-American because they've been conditioned to do so in order to show their non racenitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

929 Is Kamela black?
Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Y0bLv)


Jamaican and South Asian.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

930 Kamala is going to be the Democrat version of the "law and order" candidate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (WkPC9)

931 Joe and the Ho?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (H8QX8)

932
You couldn't have picked anyone who would piss off black men more - if you tried.

Or black women, for that matter.



Donna Brazille loves her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (aKsyK)

933 Kamala is married to a white Joo. Wonder how that will sit with Black women across the land?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (h+r2H)

934 Biden/Harris 2020

Dumb as a rock, sucks all the cock.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

935 A/k/a Horizontal Harris. TuCa called this ages ago.
She is to act as Ogabe's pick to work behind the scenes, creating his Brave New Bolshie World for 2025, if the USA is still alive.

Her CA fans presume that she tickles Uncle Joe's perv-o-meter.
Be that as it may.

Rumour has it she will be using her added visibility to market a
new range of exciting personal and hair care products.

Kommie allegedly checks off several boxes on the Damnocrats'Corrupt-o-meter, esp, the Red Star rubles in real estate award.
No word to date if she's got the chauffeur called Igor.

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (Mce6+)

936 The memes are already flowing:

https://tinyurl.com/y49cqjrf

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (VSMOE)

937 You forget that Democrats have goldfish memories. People who rejected her in the primaries will suddenly realize she's omg amazing like the most historic VP pick ever!111!!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (icI8A)

938 ink Whitmer would have been a more dangerous choice for Trump.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:18 PM (OD2ni)
-------------

Whitmer would have been taken apart, due to her coronavirus god complex.

At least with Kamala, the DNC can claim they are for law and order. Sort of.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)

Whitmer would have been a better choice in that the suburban wine moms you all talk about in other states would have loved her. She can whine with the best of them, and would have gone on and on about how she singlehandedly saved the state of Michigan from an 80% death rate by how she made the tough choices here. She would have been a more difficult debate opponent for Pence than Harris because she doesn't sound drunk or high like Harris did during the debates,( remember that?)

But we are stuck now with her.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (PqulF)

939 Thought for sure we'd get flaming skull Ace.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (QG7/0)

940 I like the Joe/ Blow 2020 slogan

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (OjZpE)

941 Find the source and send in Seal Team 6.

Must. Destroy. Bloodline.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM

Can't. Biden blabbed and got Seal Team 6 killed in a plane crash.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (mNhhD)

942 Donna Brazille loves her.


So she gets the lesbian vote

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (Zmnko)

943 People keep saying the VP pick is not important. But the chances are very high that Biden won't last long either physically or certainly mentally.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (T2NR8)

944 Snore/Whore

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

945 > nor is she an "African-American" in any sense of the word -- she spent her formative years growing up in Toronto!


no no- the NYT assures us she is authentically Black

AND she's a moderate

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (iTXRQ)

946 To me Kameltoe is a bit of a let down of who it might have been.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (OjZpE)

947 Willie Brown had a column saying that Kamala should turn down the VP slot. Guess she's not following his directions anymore.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (6XLoz)

948 Bret Baier has darker skin than Kamala.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (aKsyK)

949 Good golly this makes me so happy. I don't have anything original to say here. This is going to be a fun 3 months.

Heels up!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (hku12)

Imagine the fun you could have on the Harris campaign plane.

"We're going wheels up in 5 minutes. I said, 'WHEELS, Kamala, not HEELS."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:20 PM (9jxbm)


Senator Harris, voters in Pennsylvania are not that familiar with you, since you dropped out early in the Presidential race. They're not sure where you... eh, stand, so to speak on some issues.

What the voters really want to know most from you, Senator, is spit or swallow?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (hku12)

950 I don't really care how black someone is. That is their choice at it
doesn't affect me a bit But on that uncomfortable subject. I was a bit
surprised when Golf Digest had a cover story saying if Cameron Champ won
the PGA, it would have a huge impact on blacks as they would see that
one of their own could reach the pinnacle of the sport. I guess they
forgot about the second greatest player in history.

Not knocking
champ, but if you check for his pic, you will see why I was surprised
by that article. His grandfather was black they say. What is left unsaid
is I guess the rest.


I still can't grok why race is so important. If you're the best at what you do, it doesn't matter one bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (HaL55)

951 943 People keep saying the VP pick is not important. But the chances are very high that Biden won't last long either physically or certainly mentally.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (T2NR

===========

"Don't vote for me! Vote for her!"
-Presidential candidate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (UWqZJ)

952 Jamaican and South Asian.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

is there a name for that? Jamasian?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (csiRd)

953 Jen, Whitmer is the wrong color, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (icI8A)

954 I generally agree with those who say this is a bad pick; won't help and could end up being a drag. But I guess there could be worse choices and it does complicate the "Defund The Police" anti-messaging from Team Trump when a prosecutor is on the ticket. If I were them I'd keep the Kamala is a Bad cop stuff to micro-targetting and paint her as a California radical liberal for the general messaging.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (zqs/f)

955 Overheard 1 hour ago in Biden's basement:


'Hairy Ass?'


'Harris, sir.'

'She should shave that thing.'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (6i2m+)

956 950 I still can't grok why race is so important. If you're the best at what you do, it doesn't matter one bit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (HaL55)

===========

"That's so racist, I just can't even..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (UWqZJ)

957 Now that the VP pick has been made...

Everyone that was already going to vote Biden is still going to vote Biden.

Everyone that was already going to vote Trump is still going to vote Trump.

So, I'm not joining the "bad pick" bandwagon. Don't get cocky.

As for the undecideds (if there are any), this helps Joe more than it hurts. Any criticism of Kamala Harris re: crime, a la Tulsi, will be called an attack on a strong woman of color. Conversely the Dems will sell Kamala to suburban moms as tough-on-crime. Dems will

sell Kamala to African-Americans as "first AA woman Veep, just a heart beat from the presidency". LIV's will ignore her ancestors' slaveholding, if they ever hear of it because MSM will bury it.

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (786Ro)

958 883 The reason I am glad it is not Warren is simply because I cannot stand looking at her one bit.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T2NR


Looking at her doesn't bother me. But that voice...

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (wGeit)

959 CREDIT 'SMOD" at comment # 66

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)

960 883 The reason I am glad it is not Warren is simply because I cannot stand looking at her one bit.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T2NR


C'mon, don't you miss the head tosses just a little bit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (9jxbm)

961 Senator Harris, quick question, could you please provide us a list of California power brokers you did NOT fuck in pursuit of your career?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

962 Donna Brazille loves her.

She loves whoever she's paid and ordered to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

963 20 bucks, same as in the White House.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



That would be a great bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (yCZVl)

964 Willie Brown had a column saying that Kamala should turn down the VP slot. Guess she's not following his directions anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (6XLoz)


Willie Brown... Kamala Harris' one man smear campaign.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (hku12)

965 Joe won't last in open public by July 1 2021, by then he will be resigned to lock down.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (OjZpE)

966 Trump's team needs to hit hard on the "Kamala is a cop" stuff - because as far as the media is concerned, history started yesterday. There will be zero mention of her record as prosecutor, or that she called Biden a racist and said that she believed Joy Reade.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (icI8A)

967 in before 1000

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (FZYNt)

968 1000

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

969
How many ways will Joe mispronounce Kamala?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 11, 2020 05:14 PM (nFRLh)


Gropin' Joe: Look fat, I know my VP picks name. It's Karen Harding. No wait...Connie Harrington....or is it Kathy Hounddog... that might be it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (jBMZ9)

970 952 Jamaican and South Asian.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

is there a name for that? Jamasian?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


Actually, there IS a name for that in Jamaican patois:

Coolie gal.

Means a girl who is part Indian, part black Jamaican. (There was a substantial population of merchants from India who emigrated to Jamaica in the 19th century.)

Lots of old Jamaican folk songs and ska songs about "coolie gals."

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (HEEq1)

971 Any word from tank Abrams yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (MW0rc)

972 Bummer and Hummer 2020

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (6i2m+)

973 Biden and Harris can compare stories from their HBCU days.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - FAT / BACK 2020 at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (3Y8JP)

974 I can't stop laughing. Were they really that stupid?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (qZdIZ)

975 178 Poor Mooch. He must be devastated to not get the nod.
Posted by: Dingbat at August 11, 2020 04:31 PM (0KPVR)

Mike is too lazy to want the job.

Posted by: Flyover at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Rbu5d)

976 I generally agree with those who say this is a bad pick; won't help and could end up being a drag. But I guess there could be worse choices and it does complicate the "Defund The Police" anti-messaging from Team Trump when a prosecutor is on the ticket. If I were them I'd keep the Kamala is a Bad cop stuff to micro-targetting and paint her as a California radical liberal for the general messaging.
Posted by: Serious Cat

___________________

When I see people thinking Republicans are going to win voters by making a Democrat seem "too tough on crime" I really think they need their head examined.

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (gkdnV)

977 Decrepit / Suckit 2020

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

978 Odds on Joe Biden calling her Condoleeza before election day?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

979 sell Kamala to African-Americans as "first AA woman Veep, just a heart beat from the presidency". LIV's will ignore her ancestors' slaveholding, if they ever hear of it because MSM will bury it.
Posted by: Hands



The first Dot Indian/Jamaican woman Veep.

It's up to us to not let the left forget it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (yCZVl)

980 Bummer and Hummer 2020


Dumb and Hummer

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

981
947 Willie Brown had a column saying that Kamala should turn down the VP slot. Guess she's not following his directions anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2020 05:27 PM (6XLoz)



She only listens to him when his hand is on the back of her head.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (YcdWn)

982 I generally agree with those who say this is a bad pick; won't help and could end up being a drag. But I guess there could be worse choices and it does complicate the "Defund The Police" anti-messaging from Team Trump when a prosecutor is on the ticket. If I were them I'd keep the Kamala is a Bad cop stuff to micro-targetting and paint her as a California radical liberal for the general messaging.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (zqs/f)


It could be a way of calving off hard left support by forcing Biden and Harris to either support or criticize the "Defund the Police" nonsense. Make them choose which way to jump. Supporting it will clobber them with most of the electorate. Criticizing will enrage the hard left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (9jxbm)

983
Mike is too lazy to want the job.
Posted by: Flyover at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Rbu5d)


She couldn't stand ONE MORE MINUTE in that house that slaves built.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

984 To me Kameltoe is a bit of a let down of who it might have been.


I was really rooting for Tank. Who I guess will just have to keep her pretend governor office now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

985 I generally agree with those who say this is a bad
pick; won't help and could end up being a drag. But I guess there could
be worse choices and it does complicate the "Defund The Police"
anti-messaging from Team Trump when a prosecutor is on the ticket. If I
were them I'd keep the Kamala is a Bad cop stuff to micro-targetting
and paint her as a California radical liberal for the general messaging.


Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM

---

Uh, they have been trying to bury her time as prosecutor in California.


They are not proud of what she did and I am fairly certain they did not pick her for her experience there because there is video of her laughing about smoking dope and putting black males in jail for doing the very same thing.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (JUOKG)

986 Any word from tank Abrams yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (MW0rc)


She's busy writing her acceptance speech

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (jBMZ9)

987 899 OKAY to be clear I didn't invent Joe/Blow but I heartily endorse it


credit to the original moron!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (iTXRQ)

Great!

Joe/Ho might work too . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (4pK1/)

988 The deepstate will actually be in charge of any "Biden administration"

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (HwiWi)

989 Wow 1000 comments already. I guess everything that can be said about this has already been said.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Tnijr)

990 She's not insane (hat tip to FiresignTheater).
That's why they (NOT 'he') chose her.

Posted by: jbspry at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (ATe9j)

991 FREE BLOW JOBS FOR ALL.....................

Posted by: James at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (qM84C)

992 But I guess there could be worse choices and it does complicate the "Defund The Police" anti-messaging from Team Trump when a prosecutor is on the ticket.

The Democrats can't really capitalize on that without focusing on her record as an AG which does not reflect well on her at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

993 1K

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OjZpE)

994 All those middle-aged wine moms whose hubbys cheated on them w the office gold-digger, get to champion one of those same gold-diggers as the next President, when Joe disappears.

Posted by: EveR at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

995 A thread's warranty runs out after 750 replies.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (HmZuC)

996 Biden had one shot - Michelle Obama.

Glad he blew it.

Posted by: jwest at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (/BlEx)

997 So now we know the VP announcement really was delayed ten days to give her time to recover from a bad facelift.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OeBYn)

998 Well close enough

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OjZpE)

999 "943 People keep saying the VP pick is not important. But the chances are very high that Biden won't last long either physically or certainly mentally.
Posted by: washrivergal"


Personally, picking Pence solidified my vote for Trump instead of 3rd party since it showed he intended to be serious about the job.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OD2ni)

1000 Means a girl who is part Indian, part black
Jamaican. (There was a substantial population of merchants from India
who emigrated to Jamaica in the 19th century.)



Lots of old Jamaican folk songs and ska songs about "coolie gals."

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (HEEq1)

Huh...Even though I was being a tard. I'm glad I asked. Thanks zombie.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (csiRd)

1001 I guess she is considered a star, and her prosecutor background will supposedly nullify Trump's attacks on the lawless left. They must have terrible internal polling on the ongoing riots.

Posted by: Baldy at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OLCH5)

1002 Oh so close

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OjZpE)

1003 I'll talk one thousand miles...

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (HEEq1)

1004 Not knocking champ [Tiger Woods], but if you check for his pic, you will see why I was
surprised by that article. His grandfather was black they say. What is
left unsaid is I guess the rest.
--------
That's pretty funny because in the sitcom Fresh Off the Boat the Chinese wannabe-black son can't convince anyone at his grade school that Tiger is Chinese -- they all just call him black!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (an7Mv)

1005 Boom

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (6i2m+)

1006 Re previous thread. Those laid off media workers may be able to find employment in blue city PD's. I hear there may be openings soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (pK7cg)

1007 Wow, where are all of the trolls you usually see when some momentous thing happens that totally destroys drumpf?

Hello.... testing 123 testing... chirp... chirp... chirp...

Posted by: Keith at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (jdGlx)

1008 When I see people thinking Republicans are going to win voters by making a Democrat seem "too tough on crime" I really think they need their head examined.

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (gkdnV)


Winning votes is not the goal of that strategy. The goal is to convince Democrats, particularly black Democrats, to stay home.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (wGeit)

1009 Suck my dick, Kamala!

No, really. Come by around 10:30 tonight.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

1010 Besides, like it or not, in this electiong the key issue is going to be health care in general and Covid-19 in particular.

Moreso than crime, antifa, riots, BLM or racial issues.

Hammering the health care issue is one of the things that helped the Dems in 2018. All PDT did was throw in a half-hearted "... and we're gonna cover your pre-existing conditions" at the occasional rally.

GOP better wake the f*ck up and realize that American flags, fighter jets, and pro-police rallies are the focus. It's WuFlu all the way down. PDT better realize this too.

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (786Ro)

1011 I still can't grok why race is so important. If you're the best at what you do, it doesn't matter one bit.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (HaL55)

I admit to not knowing Champ well, but it was pretty shocking when they said he was African-American and if he won last week, it would mean a lot to so many people and open up the game. The story still has to be there. I guess they forgot about Tiger Woods, Lee Elder, Jim Dent, and Calvin Peete.

There is a great and fun player on the Tour right now named Harold Varner III. He is a good ol' boy and everyone likes him. Whenever he is in a media room, they ask him about race and if it was tough for him growing up. Hey, leave the guy alone! Why do they do this to black players and not grill white players about society?

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (o1Bgo)

1012 Trump's team needs to hit hard on the "Kamala is a cop" stuff - because as far as the media is concerned, history started yesterday. There will be zero mention of her record as prosecutor, or that she called Biden a racist and said that she believed Joy Reade.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:29 PM (icI8A)


And imply she's a crooked cop. Link her with Kim Foxx (Chicago, Smollett) and Kim Gardner (St. Louis, the McCluskeys).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (9jxbm)

1013
Jamaican and South Asian.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

is there a name for that? Jamasian?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


Jamocha Shake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (aKsyK)

1014 960
883 The reason I am glad it is not Warren is simply because I cannot stand looking at her one bit.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T2NR



C'mon, don't you miss the head tosses just a little bit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (9jxbm)

++++
She shares that completely joyless look that Hillary has. When they both smile or laugh it comes off pretend and forced.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (T2NR8)

1015 996 Biden had one shot - Michelle Obama.

Glad he blew it.
==================

Don't count the dems out I have a feeling they are not done yet.

Posted by: Slo joe at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (nzKWW)

1016 A proud moment for Jamaican-Indian Americans everywhere!

Posted by: vrf at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (FL0P4)

1017 >>At least with Kamala, the DNC can claim they are for law and order. Sort of.


Senator Harris, do you agree with how Portland is handling the nightly riots and please tell us how you would deal with antifa.

I'll hang up and let you answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

1018 So now we know the VP announcement really was delayed ten days to give her time to recover from a bad facelift.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2020 05:32 PM (OeBYn)

STD testing takes a while.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (PqulF)

1019 1007 Wow, where are all of the trolls you usually see when some momentous thing happens that totally destroys drumpf?

Hello.... testing 123 testing... chirp... chirp... chirp...

Posted by: Keith at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (jdGlx)

Good point

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (uEbPt)

1020
Kamala action shot:

https://twitter.com/vreelin/status/1293283554718363651
Posted by: imp at August 11, 2020 05:23 PM (SFOr6)

ROFL! oh you guys are killing me today!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

1021 are the focus. = are NOT the focus

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (786Ro)

1022 Bob Marley's Get Up, Stand Up will be the campaign song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (6i2m+)

1023 I would like to think the USA learned from the last AA president, but I don't think so.

Never again as far as I'm concerned. A Black Republican might, might get some media scrutiny but not a Democrat.

Then there is the cowardly GOP angle. Afraid.

Never again.

Of course I denounce myself.

Posted by: nip at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (yoqcZ)

1024 What shampoo does she use?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (LMs+g)

1025 Besides, like it or not, in this electiong the key issue is going to be health care in general and Covid-19 in particular.

Moreso than crime, antifa, riots, BLM or racial issues.


Disagree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (9jxbm)

1026 Don't count the dems out I have a feeling they are not done yet.
Posted by: Slo joe at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (nzKWW)


I was sure Michelle was getting her back waxed in anticipation of the announcement.

Posted by: jwest at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (/BlEx)

1027 Maybe they know they are gonna lose and are tossing out Harris so she is out for future runs.

Seriously she is bad candidate.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (IAtY2)

1028 I think pissing off some of the Antifa bloc was baked into the cake no matter who the pick was - I think they'll highlight Harris's record instead of erasing it, although they'll sanitize it and not mention that she was exceptionally tough on blacks that committed lower level crimes.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (icI8A)

1029 958 883 The reason I am glad it is not Warren is simply because I cannot stand looking at her one bit.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T2NR

Looking at her doesn't bother me. But that voice...
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:28 PM (wGeit)

America's mother-in-law

Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (4pK1/)

1030 Also Kurt Schlichter:
"Biden is expected to name Stacey Abrams as ambassador to Diabetes."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (HmZuC)

1031 1025 Besides, like it or not, in this electiong the key issue is going to be health care in general and Covid-19 in particular.

Moreso than crime, antifa, riots, BLM or racial issues.


Disagree.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (9jxbm)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (Zmnko)

1032 Plugs and Chugs

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (FtO5h)

1033 and it does complicate the "Defund The Police" anti-messaging from Team Trump when a prosecutor is on the ticket.

Posted by: Serious Cat



Seriously? This was the prosecutor that joked about putting black guys in prison for pot WHILE she got high.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (yCZVl)

1034 Rich girl
Treat her all right

Coolie girl
Do what you might

- whatever that song was

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (1g7ch)

1035 I'm waiting impatiently for Joey's announcement. I'll bet he screws it up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

1036 Derp/Slurp 2020

Posted by: Insomn at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

1037 Has Bernie announced his running mate?

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (Tnijr)

1038 Someone in an earlier thread mentioned that anyone picked to be Biden's VP would likely have it be the kiss of death for their political career as Gropey is likely going to lose.

Is this a way for the establishment to remove Harris from play permanently? Or do they think she'll end up being President when Joe steps down or is forced out?

Posted by: acethepug at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (+HMLE)

1039 Interesting that Twitter hired Kamala's press secretary to decide what Trump can say on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (wiXsO)

1040 It's going to be a tough campaign so...Suck it Up Kamala.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (7k/uO)

1041 My running mate is a former tough-on-crime prosecutor." ....
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 11, 2020 04:35 PM (mNhhD)
===

That's why she was placed in that position to begin with. To forge a useful record, as needed.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (BRkq2)

1042 The problem with a black candidate this cycle is that it will make it impossible to run away from or ignore all the BLM nonsense. And the Dems absolutely have to be able to put that behind them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (H5knJ)

1043 Any word from tank Abrams yet?



Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2020 05:30 PM (MW0rc)


She's busy writing her acceptance speech





Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM


---

She is busy getting her announcement for a voter suppression lawsuit against the dnc ready to go on cnn tonight.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (JUOKG)

1044 That was weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

1045 America's mother-in-law
Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (4pK1/)
-------------

heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (WEBkv)

1046 My wife has Fux News on. I glanced at it... The 5 is on right now. Only older pictures of Cameltoe are up. I wanna' see the "after the botched facelift" photos.

Freak show material.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (3H9h1)

1047 So one of the slams against Reagan was his own vice-president selections words of "Voodoo economics".

Guess how amazing the ads Team Trump are going to be from Biden's choice?

Posted by: Bete at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (Ojki1)

1048 She shares that completely joyless look that Hillary has. When they both smile or laugh it comes off pretend and forced.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (T2NR


They don't really smile; it looks more like they're having a gas pain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (9jxbm)

1049 I'm waiting impatiently for Joey's announcement. I'll bet he screws it up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

He will read whatever is posted on his teleprompter( he seems to handle that fine right now) and then will leave without taking questions.

Like he typically has done.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (PqulF)

1050 1044 That was weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)


Everything is weird after 1K

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (6i2m+)

1051 "Maybe they know they are gonna lose and are tossing out Harris so she is out for future runs."


The Dems never think they are going to lose. But they're delusional and arrogant, and think media/Twitter is representative of the electorate.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

1052 is there a name for that? Jamasian?

Chinmaican,

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (cCxiu)

1053 I guess I misread the thing about Biden speaking live. Not happening.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (sWM8x)

1054 1034
Rich girl

Treat her all right

You're a rich girl, but you've gone too far and you know it won't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money, you can rely on the old man's money.

Different song.

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 05:37 PM (3vIkC)

1055
But we are stuck now with her.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 05:26 PM


yeah, we're stuck with Obergruppenfuhrer Whitmer...if you thought she was hateful & vindictive before, now she'll be angry & disappointed

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (i15dV)

1056 America's mother-in-law
Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (4pK1/)


America's Nazi HOA president.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (9jxbm)

1057 1024 What shampoo does she use?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (LMs+g)

Spurt Plus

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)

1058 Trump presser up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

1059 996 Biden had one shot - Michelle Obama.

Glad he blew it.

Those grifters are too lazy. Obama would never have been president if he actually had to grind out a real political career.

Posted by: Keith at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (jdGlx)

1060 The Plughead and the Pothead.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (FtO5h)

1061 As long as riots are still happening, they will be the #1 issue for the suburban whites that the Dems absolutely need to win swing states.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (icI8A)

1062 Besides, like it or not, in this electiong the key issue is going to be health care in general and Covid-19 in particular.

Moreso than crime, antifa, riots, BLM or racial issues.


Disagree.
---------------


Covid-19 as cover for demcong crime cover will be a talking point.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (1g7ch)

1063 1025 Besides, like it or not, in this electiong the key issue is going to be health care in general and Covid-19 in particular.

Moreso than crime, antifa, riots, BLM or racial issues.


Disagree.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (9jxbm)

Me too
Posted by: It's me donna



Fair enough. And I hope so much you're right. But right now this country is frozen time because > half the people are mindless mask-wearing f*cking hypochondriacs

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (786Ro)

1064 >Someone in an earlier thread mentioned that anyone picked to be Biden's VP would likely have it be the kiss of death for their political career as Gropey is likely going to lose.


my theory is, 'they have to pick SOMEBODY'
and I guess she was the one without a chair when the music stopped

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (iTXRQ)

1065 Is this a way for the establishment to remove
Harris from play permanently? Or do they think she'll end up being
President when Joe steps down or is forced out?


Posted by: acethepug at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM

---

Males as much sense as anything else.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (JUOKG)

1066 1053 I guess I misread the thing about Biden speaking live. Not happening.

Not surprised

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (Zmnko)

1067 They have one thing in common, that's for sure.
They both have lousy facelifts.

I don't think I've ever recognized a good facelift as a facelift. So for me "lousy facelift" is redundant.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (k+h+d)

1068 Kamala Harris: Wonder Woman 1984

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (r+sAi)

1069 I was sure Michelle was getting her back waxed in anticipation of the announcement.





Posted by: jwest at August 11, 2020 05:35 PM (/BlEx)

this place! I'm dyin here!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (csiRd)

1070 GOP consultant Ali Alexander, who was the one who challenged Kamal on appropriating American black culture:

https://twitter.com/ali

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (bDqIh)

1071 1057 1024 What shampoo does she use?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (LMs+g)

Spurt Plus


Gee Your Sperm Tastes Terrific

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (FtO5h)

1072 I gotta tell ya she is great at raising money. When you need a money shot there is no better.

Posted by: Slo joe at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (nzKWW)

1073 1023 I would like to think the USA learned from the last AA president, but I don't think so.

Never again as far as I'm concerned. A Black Republican might, might get some media scrutiny but not a Democrat.

Then there is the cowardly GOP angle. Afraid.

Never again.

Of course I denounce myself.
Posted by: nip at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (yoqcZ)


I'd vote for a Black conservative. Why not? If you managed to take fifty years off Thomas Sowell and he ran for president, I'd be out knocking on doors for him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (wGeit)

1074 Can Joey Fingers even read the teleprompter anymore? He's not that far from Captain John Gill of Star Trek territory...

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (3vIkC)

1075 Hummer and Dumber 2020 works better

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (6i2m+)

1076 The deepstate will actually be in charge of any "Biden administration"

That is the crux of the biscuit. Something that PDT will most definitely emphasize at some point between now and the election. Of course, anybody with two brain cells to rub together already knows that.


That is unless Durham and Barr decide to start issuing arrest warrants before then.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (HaL55)

1077 Trump campaign reacts to Biden pick of Harris as VP:

https://tinyurl.com/y56wapoa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (WkPC9)

1078 How soon before I get to see a Kamala sex tape?

With or without Joe....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2020 05:39 PM (Z+IKu)

1079 MOGUL wearing his Silver Surfer tie

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (iTXRQ)

1080 942 Donna Brazille loves her.


So she gets the lesbian vote

Posted by: It's me donna at
---------------------
Kamala is a swinger so she's an equal opportunity whore

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (9kSQM)

1081 1057 1024 What shampoo does she use?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (LMs+g)

Spurt Plus
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)

White Rain

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

1082 The left is literally crowing about how Pence is now terrified of the debates, they honestly are acting like she's this juggernaut that will destroy him.

I just ... I cannot... where the hell does this delusion come from? She's terrible in debates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

1083 She shares that completely joyless look that Hillary has. When they both smile or laugh it comes off pretend and forced.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (T2NR

Oh completely. It's like they're related. But I think it's just part of being A particularly fake phony hag shrew.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (uEbPt)

1084 1039 Interesting that Twitter hired Kamala's press secretary to decide what Trump can say on Twitter.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (wiXsO)
===

No sh!t!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (BRkq2)

1085 I still chuckle when I think of Joe holding a presser and having Tank there as he made an announcement.

The look on her face when she realized it wasn't for the VP slot. Hehehe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

1086
"Childless Kamala"

Too tough?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (zqs/f)

1087 The English used East Indians for managerial-type positions because the West Indians weren't smart enough; and the two groups dislike each other to this day.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (an7Mv)

1088 Amazeballs that she was picked in this current climate.

Biden
- pro-bussing
- boastful author of crime bill
- history of off-color remarks (on video)
- Hi-Tech lynching
- cornpop and other strange black pandering
- you aint black

Kamala
- married to whitey (black females will hate)
- jailed parents for truant kids (her SF program went statewide!)
- blocked new evidence for death row inmates
- fought compensation for wrongly accused
- like Barack, black but NOT African American.

Posted by: Bif at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (jv4wp)

1089 She's all that. From my personal experience at the Hongisto earthly retirement party; she's plenty friendly to strange men. And even then my best days were behind me.

How will a candidate who slept with her married boss (and advanced her career) float with all the women who didn't take that route? Not well.

Is California in play?
Kamala will go the way of Geraldine.

Posted by: SF jeff at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (kJqpv)

1090 So she gets the lesbian vote

Maybe Hillary will let Huma play with her?


Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (3vIkC)

1091 Who's "the little guy"?

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (QE8X6)

1092 I'd vote for a Black conservative. Why not? If you managed to take
fifty years off Thomas Sowell and he ran for president, I'd be out
knocking on doors for him.


Same here. Walter Williams too, or Clarence Thomas if he didn't already have a day job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)

1093 Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts VP Nomination

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (xPl2J)

1094 When I said a couple of years ago that Biden would be the candidate my reasoning was that they knew they couldn't beat Trump so it was a good way to get rid of Biden. Same with Kamala. A pair of sacrificial losers.

Posted by: freaked at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (Tnijr)

1095 The left is literally crowing about how Pence is now terrified of the debates, they honestly are acting like she's this juggernaut that will destroy him.

I just ... I cannot... where the hell does this delusion come from? She's terrible in debates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

It's mental mindfuck persuasion direct from the DNC

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (uEbPt)

1096 1066 1053 I guess I misread the thing about Biden speaking live. Not happening.

Not surprised
---
Fox Bidness had a placeholder up saying Biden would speak at 3:20, then they changed it to Trump speaking at 5:30.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (sWM8x)

1097 Didn't she also put parents in jail if their kids were truant?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (sd8p8)

1098 I cannot figure out where people get the idea that Michelle had any interest in elected office. She had a phony job in Chicago. She has a phony job with Netflix. She likes wealth and adulation. Doing any work even if it's the most basic fake work while her handlers do all the real stuff does not seem to matter to her. She's not the attention whore that her gay husband is in needing crowds applauding and cheering. She just needs her celebrity friends and gossip mags to tell her how amazing she is. And money.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (YcdWn)

1099 I guess I misread the thing about Biden speaking live. Not happening.

- -

He had to go to the bathroom.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (2BgZB)

1100 at August 11, 2020 05:33 PM (786Ro)




Nahhhhhh

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (nAiE/)

1101 I just ... I cannot... where the hell does this delusion come from? She's terrible in debates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

Steiner...

Mein fuhrer, Steiner...

Posted by: Keith at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (jdGlx)

1102 Sleepy Joe / Sleepy Ho 2020

Posted by: Downcast at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (OwuG5)

1103 1093 Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts VP Nomination

Hah! Priceless!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (FtO5h)

1104 Hah. Breitbart running their story about Harris after Tulsi beat her senselessly.

She polled at 1% with the black vote.

1.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (6i2m+)

1105 1081 1057 1024 What shampoo does she use?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (LMs+g)

GOJO

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (O+AcM)

1106 1053 I guess I misread the thing about Biden speaking live.

Maybe they said "speaking jive."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (9jxbm)

1107 Didn't she also put parents in jail if their kids were truant?


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (sd8p


Why yes she did.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (nAiE/)

1108 Winning votes is not the goal of that strategy. The goal is to convince Democrats, particularly black Democrats, to stay home.
Posted by: Ace's liver

______________

I just never really buy the strategy in convincing the other side that their nominee is some fake Manchurian candidate.

I just think most middle voters will score it that the person is a moderate or "maverick".

Maybe it works, but I doubt it.

If Biden or Hillary were constantly complaining Trump is actually really liberal on a particular issue, does that help or hurt him in a general election?

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (gkdnV)

1109 Someone in an earlier thread mentioned that anyone picked to be Biden's VP would likely have it be the kiss of death for their political career as Gropey is likely going to lose.
---------

Willie Brown advised her to reject the offer:

"Kamala Harris’ ex-lover Willie Brown tells her to REFUSE Joe Biden’s VP nomination and gun for attorney general role instead because it has ‘real power’"

https://tinyurl.com/y3mny9k2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (cGzEU)

1110 Interesting that Twitter hired Kamala's press secretary to decide what Trump can say on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 05:36 PM (wiXsO)

===



No sh!t!


Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM

---

Forgot about that gem. Should have been a blazing red siren on who joe was going to pick.


Guarantee that Trump will have his twitter feed locked down multiple times during the campaign if he talks about harris.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (JUOKG)

1111 I am betting Tank Abram's is already cranking out her next porn fiction book with a lead character named Kamala who's key character traits are she is VP candidate, duplicitous, power mad, driven to control people, conniving, anti-American, borderline Marxist, full time globalist, skinny and to round out things has green curry willie breath.

The antagonist will be a bulimic, closest lesbian, frustrated politician who is so wounded that she did get picked to be VP that she begins to stalk Kamala.

Forget it.

Even as fiction this is just dumb. Not believable at all.

Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (Fmrwt)

1112 Remember when, in a pathetic bid to gain street cred, Harris claimed to have been listening to hip hop albums that hadn't been released yet when she claimed to be listening to them?

Phony Kamala, indeed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (FtO5h)

1113 Send $50 to the Biden campaign and automatically be entered in the drawing to get a blow job from VP Harris.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (MW0rc)

1114 It's mental mindfuck persuasion direct from the DNC

It has to be coordinated, they're all saying it at once like it was carefully planned messaging. But its so bizarre, its like saying The Rock is trembling like Mr Bill at the thought of Pee Wee Herman climbing into the ring.

I don't think Pence is some kind of hero at debating but he's pretty skilled and experienced and she's shown herself to be a disaster at it. Live, on TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

1115 And the Trump campaign already has an ad out on Harris:

https://tinyurl.com/y63x7mhp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (WkPC9)

1116 1095. They have spent 4 years acting like Pence is an idiot. He is not the most dynamic guy, but he also wont fumble the ball. Ever.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (svbBD)

1117 1097 Didn't she also put parents in jail if their kids were truant?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (sd8p


IIRC, she was also involved in prosecuting people for posting awkward video clips of Planned Parenthood in action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (9jxbm)

1118 1024 What shampoo does she use?
Posted by: Eeyore


Head and Head

Posted by: x at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (nFwvY)

1119 If he wanted a woman of Cole he oils ha e chosen Corey Booker.

Plus, he does butt stuff.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (haWye)

1120 Pence va Klobuchar would have cured insomnia

Posted by: Jean at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (rLnZe)

1121 Meh, maybe to add fuel to the "this country is systemically racist" fire.

They know they will lose, having a brown skinned person on the losing ticket lets them paint everyone as racist.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (2BgZB)

1122 Sleepy Joe / Sleepy Ho 2020
Posted by: Downcast at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (OwuG5)
-------------

Dopey Joe and Hoe 2020.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (WEBkv)

1123 851 Meanwhile, Tulsi is wearing a fake Bindi and saying 'wear the mask' on Twitter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)
===

lmfao.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (BRkq2)

1124 is there a name for that? Jamasian?
Chinmaican,
Ballchinian.
/MIB

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (HaL55)

1125 1081 1057 1024 What shampoo does she use?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (LMs+g)

Spurt Plus
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:38 PM (ifmtJ)

White Rain
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

Ah get that interracial angle, hawt

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 11, 2020 05:45 PM (ifmtJ)

1126 1106 1053 I guess I misread the thing about Biden speaking live.

Maybe they said "speaking jive."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (9jxbm)

Biden/Harris 2020
Cutty Say He Can't Hang

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (uEbPt)

1127 Trump is horrible at reading. He should just come out and say "what have you got" and jam.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (q2K0j)

1128

I wonder what a huge black cock tastes like...

Posted by: Karen Echokunt at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (2X/BM)

1129 Bob Dole was never a placeholder candidate.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (sWM8x)

1130 Nood

Posted by: Downcast at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (OwuG5)

1131 They must be confusing Pence with a parent whose kids are truant, Kamala WRECKS them on a regular basis.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (icI8A)

1132 I'm not the mirror universe kamala. I'm the real kamala.

Posted by: Bearded Kamala at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (9dzlp)

1133 "Remember when, in a pathetic bid to gain street cred, Harris claimed to have been listening to hip hop albums that hadn't been released yet when she claimed to be listening to them?

Phony Kamala, indeed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley"


LOL. Almost as good as John Kerry trying to justify that he was a "huge fan" by naming non-existent Red Sox players as his favorite in 2004.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 05:46 PM (OD2ni)

1134 Pixy, please feed your hamsters. I can't put any spaces in my comments at all today without getting the "long strings of whatever" message. Thanx in advance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (HaL55)

1135 Somewhere in Michigan - probably on Torch lake, Witchmer is crying into her beer. Here's hoping the recall effort against her is successful.

Posted by: Piratepatch at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (h8meQ)

1136 1112 Remember when, in a pathetic bid to gain street cred, Harris claimed to have been listening to hip hop albums that hadn't been released yet when she claimed to be listening to them?

Phony Kamala, indeed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (FtO5h)


So she has a memory like her running mates's. Okey dokey.

Posted by: Marybeth at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (4pK1/)

1137 A smart Biden choice would have been Yang. He's young, interesting, and well-spoken. He's likeable and generally respected by people who even disagree with him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

1138 Nooooooooooooood! NYC dying.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

1139 1107
Didn't she also put parents in jail if their kids were truant?




Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:42 PM (sd8p


Why yes she did.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 11, 2020 05:43 PM (nAiE/)
And it disproportionaltely affected poor working parents.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (sd8p8)

1140 Kamala Harris is black??

Posted by: Cary Grant at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (QE8X6)

1141 NOOD ALERT! NOOD ALERT!

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (q177U)

1142 >Biden/Harris 2020

Lay 'Em Down An' Smack 'Em Jack 'Em

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (iTXRQ)

1143 1082 The left is literally crowing about how Pence is now terrified of the debates, they honestly are acting like she's this juggernaut that will destroy him.

I just ... I cannot... where the hell does this delusion come from? She's terrible in debates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)


Beyond that, assuming they actually believe what they're saying, the Democrats cannot simultaneously claim the whole idea of candidate debates is outdated so there's no need for a Trump/Biden debate and at the same time push for a debate between Pence and Harris.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (wGeit)

1144 The left is literally crowing about how Pence is now terrified of the debates, they honestly are acting like she's this juggernaut that will destroy him.

I just ... I cannot... where the hell does this delusion come from? She's terrible in debates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

Spend a half hour watching MSNBC or CNN. Pretend if you can that you have no prior knowledge of how the country actually is and you cannot use any logic or rational skills.
You will come away understanding about delusion.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (PqulF)

1145 In the end I am just glad the dems were too ultra radical to pick Tulsi.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

1146 The English used East Indians for managerial-type positions because the West Indians weren't smart enough; and the two groups dislike each other to this day.
Posted by: andycanuck

I think hate is more accurate.

Posted by: Jean at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (rLnZe)

1147 1095. They have spent 4 years acting like Pence is
an idiot. He is not the most dynamic guy, but he also wont fumble the
ball. Ever.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 11, 2020 05:44 PM (svbBD)

Pence is very underrated. Not just by Dems but by everyone. He is just what The Donald needs really.

He is understated by today's standards, but he is loyal and smart. I hope the professional Left goads her into two debates. Normally they only have one VP debate.













pe

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (o1Bgo)

1148 Tank for Secretary of Agriculture.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 05:49 PM (BRkq2)

1149 A smart Biden choice would have been Yang. He's young, interesting, and well-spoken. He's likeable and generally respected by people who even disagree with him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

He didn't look good in a dress and blackface though.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2020 05:49 PM (PqulF)

1150 A dollop of pure evil on the Dem ticket.

I hope they go down 535-3 (because DC will vote Dem no matter what).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 11, 2020 05:50 PM (ejsiI)

1151 Jen of the we get to keep her (Whitmer) comment - sign the recall petition. Bring your friends. They have until the end of august to get enough voter signatures

Posted by: Piratepatch at August 11, 2020 05:50 PM (h8meQ)

1152 Remember Harris was the Dem power broker's pick when they knew they didn't stand a chance in Hell of beating Trump. They wanted her so they could kneecap her political future. The power brokers can read their internal polls, and those internals tell them they still don't have a chance, so reward the old party dog, and get rid of the bitch at the same time, and you have the 2020 Dem ticket.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 05:50 PM (7zUjo)

1153 1142 >Biden/Harris 2020

Lay 'Em Down An' Smack 'Em Jack 'Em
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 05:48 PM (iTXRQ)


Seriously though

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:51 PM (uEbPt)

1154 It is a choice for White liberals, AWFL's in particular. If Biden doesn't have that sewn up by now, they are in worse shape than I thought. How it is supposed to help I don't have a clue. Harris as Veep may be something huge but it just doesn't make sense and I don't see how it is anything other than a really, really bad selection.

The GOP party humps are whiffing (of course) on calling this out as "the most radical ticket ever" rather than what it is--a totally uninspired combination of political hacks with shaky records of incompetence. Biden/Harris is pathetic and weak and that is an objective take.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 05:52 PM (puu6v)

1155 This is a lesson on me - never subscribe to the fact that there are actual strategists and politically intellectual thinking behind the scenes over on the Dem side of the house - Harris is just a default bad pick and everyone knows it.

They are just as stupid and shallow as they present themselves to the public. If it wasn't for the press, and I think folks like Jake Tapper and George Papadopoulas know it, they'd be a complete laughing stock out of power dumpster fire. The press props them up...

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 05:52 PM (w2LAm)

1156 The GOP party humps are whiffing (of course) on calling this out as "the most radical ticket ever" rather than what it is--a totally uninspired combination of political hacks with shaky records of incompetence. Biden/Harris is pathetic and weak and that is an objective take.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 11, 2020 05:52 PM (puu6v)

Yep

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 05:53 PM (uEbPt)

1157 I agree with you, Quint. I think Pence is a smart man and he's loyal. He's also not a pushover and won't be with Harris. I also like the fact that he's a man of religious faith and prayer. Of course, I think that helps him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2020 05:53 PM (WkPC9)

1158 Biden
- pro-bussing
- boastful author of crime bill
- history of off-color remarks (on video)
- Hi-Tech lynching
- cornpop and other strange black pandering
- you aint black


Bussing is kissing/snuggling
Busing is use a bus

I read this as Joe is doing his usual. Funny.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 05:54 PM (ySQBZ)

1159 Their plan is for Whitmer to be Kamala's VP when old Joe taps out. That could work, but there is always the danger of a Michigan tornado dropping a house on Gretchen in the meantime.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2020 05:55 PM (7zUjo)

1160

She shares that completely joyless look that Hillary has. When they both smile or laugh it comes off pretend and forced.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 05:34 PM (T2NR

Oh completely. It's like they're related. But I think it's just part of being A particularly fake phony hag shrew.
Posted by: ...


Disagree. When the impeachment garbage was going on, she was behind Schumer making goofy faces and he had to turn around and scold her. The only time I've liked her on a personal level. She seemed irreverent and sarcastic. So she's personable enough when she's relaxed.

But God only knows if her face can even move anymore after her "Bad Plastic Surgery" episode a few weeks back.

Posted by: imp at August 11, 2020 05:56 PM (SFOr6)

1161 852 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

We have a right to be President?

The point is to avoid foreign influence. Two separate "codes" (military v. civilian) but one actual, factual threat/concern. O for the grunt, but the CIC can be compromised? So, it will be OK to have a US President subject to foreign jurisdictional and control as a dual citizen? And this was intended by the Founders as A-OK when they enshrined "natural born citizenship"? John Jay weeps.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 11, 2020 05:58 PM (i6shs)

1162

How bad will 2020 be for the Democrats?

Fox reported, in July, that there's a war going on at Wiki over the Kammie Harris page. Apparently, ONE editor has done quite a lot of scrubbing, and others are pushing back:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/battle-over-kamala-harris-wiki-page

It looks like {Progressives see Kammie's weaknesses as terminal; if they get enough play-time Biden/Kammie 2020 fails bigly.

I'm waiting to see if there will be a discussion of Kammie's personal history as a litigator. Directing the SF DA's office to prosecute isn't particularly difficult, getting the opinions of the senior staff on which cases to prosecute is also easy; no JD needed. Filing an appeal to Peruta on-time; yeah, Kammie herself failed.

But her skill as a litigator ... what little I remember of it (roughly none) is that she was not up to analyzing and sequencing facts and evidence, or making arguments. I think an investigation will reveal non-performance/one dreary failure after another.

This should play bigly with a lot of voters: Kammie is essentially a Talking Head, a Newscaster, a Weather Girl. Someone else will have to do her job as VP.

With Sundown Joe bleeding into his eyes ... don't vote for Joe/Kammie; just don't.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 11, 2020 05:59 PM (FlRtG)

1163 920
Is Kamela black?

Posted by: ALH at August 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Y0bLv)

I have to assume she is voting the Biden/Harris ticket, so yeah, black.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 11, 2020 06:00 PM (KnJdm)

1164 So can we point out that the first two black candidates for President and Vice President in the Democratic Party will have absolutely no African American heritage?

Posted by: Bif at August 11, 2020 06:01 PM (jv4wp)

1165 If KamelToe Harris had to give Willie Brown BJs to be attorney General of Californicate, what did she have to do for Slow Joe?

And does he remember?

Posted by: Alamo City Pundit at August 11, 2020 06:01 PM (6FJgt)

1166 Does Kamala keep hot sauce in her purse?

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 06:02 PM (RuIsu)

1167 The plastic face will get less worse. Sad. The funeral of "our ancestor" John Lewis (as she called him on TV) made her unveil the fakery before all the swelling went down.

Planning ahead, she was in the garb of the slave-holding tribe along with Nanzi P, of course, in the kneeling photo.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 06:02 PM (BRkq2)

1168 Kammie is essentially a Talking Head, a Newscaster, a Weather Girl. Someone else will have to do her job as VP....
Posted by: Arbalest at August 11, 2020 05:59 PM (FlRtG)
===

You misspelled President. And we know.

Posted by: Obama's handlers at August 11, 2020 06:05 PM (BRkq2)

1169 Donned fire suit, went to Daily Kos. Kos Kids wetting their pants in glee, it's in the bag, dream candidate, yada yada yada.

Some conservatives are questioning her eligibility, but I imagine Biden covered that first with a call to John Roberts.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 11, 2020 06:06 PM (3myMJ)

1170 Well, she does know how to work the poles, er, polls. Hope Dopey Joe has a paste tester.

And I didn't see a recent pic, is she still Straight Outta Uncanny Valley?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2020 06:11 PM (HzMHY)

1171 The Sniffy Sucky ticket.

Posted by: Bama Bubba at August 11, 2020 06:18 PM (mAxkE)

1172 Ooh eeh
ooh ah aah
Ting Tang
Kamalama Bing Bang

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

1173 to quote Kurt Schlichter:

"never vote for anyone who knows what Willie Brown tastes like"

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (i15dV)
-------------------------
What's wrong with chocolate?

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at August 11, 2020 06:20 PM (Dhht7)

1174 301 Ace needs to add this pic and Trump needs to use it: https://bit.ly/33W12pz
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
---
324 Better save all the clips of her calling Biden a racist before they all vanish in 5, 4, 3, 2, .....
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
---
651 Harris tweet from January 29, 2019...
@JussieSmollett
is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I'm praying for his quick recovery.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (CQ3Qb)
===

You are on fire!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 11, 2020 06:22 PM (BRkq2)

1175 Section 4 of the 25th amendment is why Jill will be president in fact. would need 2/3 of house and senate to make the vp acting pres on perm basis. Jill won't give the power up and white privilege will reign over the land /sarc. Let the shit show commence.

Posted by: brad at August 11, 2020 06:22 PM (75nH5)

1176 "Fearless fighter for the little guy." You know, the gag reflex.

Posted by: Justbeginprivateiss at August 11, 2020 06:41 PM (r+ov6)

1177 Same here. Walter Williams too, or Clarence Thomas if he didn't already have a day job.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 11, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)

Col. West.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 06:54 PM (o2MD2)

1178 The face that gave millions of semen safe harbor.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2020 07:41 PM (hrRsI)

1179 NYT: pragmatic moderate, she is the first Black woman on a major party ticket.

Translation: That little girl spins and stops and spins so fast, she can't tell her ass from 3rd base?


Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 11, 2020 08:05 PM (Mce6+)

1180 Did that leaked press release from a couple of weeks ago get used today or did they update it?

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at August 11, 2020 08:22 PM (+U5Yr)

Posted by: Carl at August 11, 2020 11:37 PM (QieTZ)

1182 She also said just a month ago that she believed Joe Biden's accusers, the women he sexually assaulted.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at August 12, 2020 09:41 AM (9uoeb)

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat