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WarnerMedia Lays Off Over 800 Workers; DC Comics Hit With a "Bloodbath"

The company says it's "refocusing" -- almost entirely on their would-be Netflix streaming competitor, HBO Max.

Most things not related to HBO Max are being "streamlined."

On Monday, WarnerMedia began a round of layoffs, letting go hundreds of staffers amid the coronavirus crisis that has crippled Hollywood with shelved tentpoles and production shutdowns. Sources said the first wave of layoffs is expected to be around 600 staffers, with a heavy focus on Warner Bros.

Stephens said that HBO Max will remain one of the key growth focus areas for the company....

He says that he doesn't know when they'll be releasing films.

Addressing planned upcoming theatrical releases, he said, "I am not certain where those are going to go," suggesting possible "further delays in some of the titles" as the cinema reopening and theatrical release schedules have remained in flux.

The merged company was already heavily in debt due to the cost of AT&T buying the huge Time Warner, and already was planning layoffs and the sales of entire divisions to reduce that huge debt load.

But Layoffs Intensified, as ABC might say, due to coronavirus:

AT&T recently detailed a roughly $830 million hit to second-quarter earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization from the novel coronavirus pandemic and a roughly $2.8 billion revenue impact after in the first quarter having mentioned a $433 million earnings and a $600 million revenue hit.

The monopoly Amazon is refusing to add HBO Max to its Firestick, probably because any of these streaming services are a competitor to Amazon Prime.

AT&T/Warner Media is starting to talk up the Anti-Trust Card.

This is a clear threat to Amazon, and a clear offer to testify against them in Congress:

WarnerMedia CEO Jason Kilar hasn't shied away from sharing his thoughts on Amazon's refusal to add HBO Max to its Fire devices.

Addressing the importance of putting consumers first, Kilar explained to Bloomberg how, with a society that is so technologically driven, "what tends to happen is concentration of successful companies unlike anything history has seen. We have fewer companies but larger companies."

Kilar argued how some companies, however, conflate their interests with statements pertaining to consumer focus. Kilar noted how this leads to a lot of decision-making that favors the company, not the consumer. When pressed for an example, he pointed directly at Amazon, saying, "If Amazon were truly focused just on the consumers with Fire devices, HBO Max would be on Fire devices. The consumer wants it." He then joked how people should "call the Seattle folks" for answers as to why HBO Max is currently unavailable on Amazon Fire devices.

It's a "bloodbath" at the WarnerMedia-owned DC Comics, with the Editor in Chief, the Publisher, and one third of the editorial staff sacked.

Included in the sackings is -- this is a rumor as of yet, not confirmed -- leftwing SJW ideologue Andy Khouri, one of the absolute cancers killing the industry, who brought in GamerGate skel Zoe Quinn to "write" "comics" for DC, despite her having no comic book experience and no writing experience (outside Depression Quest and a failed kickstarter). Khouri filled DC's Vertigo imprint with angry yet untalented SJW freaks; Vertigo was cancelled within a year.

DC had already laid off people last year, and now has to cut even more. Co-publisher Dan DiDio was fired last year, leaving the other co-publisher, Jim Lee, supposedly in charge; now Jim Lee has been pushed out of that position, though he'll probably be kept in some other role. (He's a major comic book artist.)

Why did this happen to DC Comics?

Let's ask Wonder Woman and see if she can tell us.

wonderwomanvariant.jpeg

That's a variant cover of the upcoming comic book version of the Wonder Woman 1984 movie, for an animation company called Rooster Teeth -- which itself is a WarnerMedia property.

That cover may not have caused the "bloodbath" of cuts at DC, but this kind of aggressively alienating #Woke bullshit -- which has been going on for years and years -- has put DC on the chopping block.

Not only did DC Comics -- which itself has chased Marvel for a gold medal in the #Woke Olympics -- accept this variant cover, they actually celebrated it and promoted it through their DC Nation twitter account:

Rooster Teeth is itself a Time Warner, now Warner Media property, and is itself expected to be severely downsized -- was this cover an insult/fuck you to WarnerMedia as Rooster Teeth gets ready to be "consolidated" with another division and almost entirely scrapped?

They were just hit with big layoffs this past September, which they're probably still pissy about.

And Rooster Teeth just took a super-#Woke turn itself, announcing they were deleting all "problematic" content and would be hiring SJW diversity advisors to help them make better censorship decisions in the future:


Hi everyone,

Today, as part of the broader representation and inclusion goals of our company, we are reviewing our content library and removing some videos we no longer feel comfortable hosting on our platforms. We took an honest look at 17+ years of videos, many of them made live and uploaded on a daily basis, and concluded some do not fit the values of Rooster Teeth today and are counterproductive to the work we are striving to do to be more inclusive of all people. We aspire to entertain our existing community while fostering connections with a diverse audience. Any content that doesn’t do that doesn’t belong on our platform. This review is ongoing; over time we will also edit videos, provide disclaimers where appropriate, and continue to remove content if we so choose.

In June we stated #BlackLivesMatter and said we were working on a plan to ensure a more diverse, inclusive and equitable Rooster Teeth. We want to be transparent about what we’ve accomplished and what we’re still working on. Laney Ingram, our Head of Legal & Business Affairs, has expanded her responsibilities to include Diversity, Equity & Inclusion (DEI). She is partnering with Senior HR leader Stephanie O’Connor, who comes to us from Fullscreen. We have also hired an outside DEI consultant, Ingrid Hadley. Together, Laney, Stephanie and Ingrid are laying the groundwork for our DEI strategy and initiatives going forward. We are also working closely with WarnerMedia on all of our DEI strategies and are thankful for their support and the opportunities they open up in this area.

So yeah, I can see this as a real #PowerBottom move by butthurt SJWs who know that they'll soon be forced to Learn to Code.

And why did DC accept and then promote this cover? Maybe for the same reason.

The cover is interesting because while Wonder Woman is clearly fat, she has no breasts, really. That's now standard SJW artistic practice -- men like boobs so women must not be drawn with them, to defeat the "male gaze." Even if the woman is very fat and could be expected to have big boobs.

But the artist herself usually draws curvy women who do have breasts. #Cancelling Wonder Woman's breasts seems to have been a Special Customer Request by either Rooster Teeth or DC Comics.

Here is a google search for the artist's (Robin Eisenberg's) work -- but content warning. A lot of it involves fairly graphic lesbian sex and dildoes and masturbation.

And (alien) lesbian orgies.

All sorts of content warning there.

I'm not a prude, and lord knows I don't mind some lesbian sex, but... what is this artist doing on a book aimed largely at teenaged (or younger) girls?

Male artist Frank Cho was forced to quit illustrating Wonder Woman because his PC drip SJW writer objected to any sex appeal in Wonder Woman at all.

"EVERYONE loves my Wonder Woman covers and wants me to stay. Greg Rucka [the SJW writer\ is the ONLY one who has any problem with covers. Greg Rucka has been trying to alter and censor my artwork since day one," Cho told the site.

According to Cho, Rucka, who declined to comment, found his third Wonder Woman cover "vulgar" and said it "showed too much skin".

...

Cho called Rucka's objections "baffling, since my Wonder Woman image is 'on model' [meaning: It follows the "Bible" of the drawn model of what the character looks like] and shows the same amount of skin as the interior art", and said the author had a "weird political agenda" against him.

A "weird political agenda," yes, but not just against him. This double standard is now the rule at both Marvel and DC -- heterosexuality is a disease to be censored and denigrated, but gay sex should always be celebrated and exalted. Even in books aimed at teens!


Posted by: Ace at 03:17 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:16 PM (UWqZJ)

2 Kasich is a bat.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, dreaming cafe nightmares at August 11, 2020 03:16 PM (BRkq2)

3 Wonder Woman 139/84

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 03:17 PM (SgjGX)

4 Get woke, go br--- well, you know the rest.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 03:18 PM (HEEq1)

5 Fat Black Wonder Woman is BEST Wonder Woman!

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 03:18 PM (HEEq1)

6 Strange double standard, but very common now at both Marvel and DC -- heterosexuality is a disease to be censored and denigrated, but gay sex should always be celebrated and exalted. Even in books aimed at teens!

==========

And magazines.

And television.

And, well, all media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:18 PM (UWqZJ)

7 Perverse idea of Wonderwoman

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (ONvIw)

8 So glad I got out of the comic book industry years ago. What a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (k/TB6)

9 It just amazes me how incompetents get promoted, and decent folks get the shaft.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (kA3Cp)

10 Learn to code in China comrades!

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (XnPC4)

11 Gal Gadot's forced public apology for playing a black character in 3, 2, 1....

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (HEEq1)

12 I'm gonna have to go check my streaming accounts to see if I give a fuck.

Posted by: JEM at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (8erNz)

13 Uber and Lyft are getting the leftist government they wanted good and hard in CA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (o+zc9)

14 4 Get woke, go br--- well, you know the rest.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 03:18 PM (HEEq1)

=========

I'm getting the feeling that the real world reaction to campus SJWs after they entered the work force is still coming, just delayed. They latched onto industries that could support them...for a time. Until they crashed those industries into the ground.

The glut of baristas is just going to get worse, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

15 Comic cover caption: Wonder if this is a Woman

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (r43Wh)

16 Hahahaha


Listed under Wonder Woman's Powers on Wikipedia :

HYSTERICAL STRANGTH

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (Gicr8)

17 My hunch:

The greatest number of layoffs at WarnerMedia come from... Ellen's show. She's gotta be extremely pissed that she was exposed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (L2ZTs)

18 HBO Max is about all they have left. I just do not see how they will make enough decent programming though. I enjoyed Perry Mason and Doom Patrol is not horrible. HBO has always focused more on quality over quantity. Seems at odds with a dedicated streaming service.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (svbBD)

19 Jeepers, this is really sad. I'm all busted up. Will they qualify for OrangeManBad's Covid Unemployment Cash?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (Bm2ax)

20 13 Uber and Lyft are getting the leftist government they wanted good and hard in CA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 03:19 PM (o+zc9)

=========

"Yay!"
-Vox writers who now can't work all that much

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

21 The Wonder Woman looks like something from Stephen Universe. Only uglier.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (qlFIA)

22 All of this book burning goes by another name.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, nomenclature superhero at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (BRkq2)

23 Surprised that WW doesn't have a penis bulge

Posted by: erik l at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (UCI1V)

24 "I'm thick."

"People say I look like Janet Jackson."

Posted by: Wonder Woman at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (Gicr8)

25 Cat Ass, I respect Uber for pushing back agains the anti-independent contractor law just passed in CA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (L2ZTs)

26 I know Leftists kill everything they touch.

What irks me most is that they don't even care about the things they kill.

They don't play 'guy' video games. They didn't read comic books.

They were just pissed that someone was having fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (6i2m+)

27 18 HBO Max is about all they have left. I just do not see how they will make enough decent programming though. I enjoyed Perry Mason and Doom Patrol is not horrible. HBO has always focused more on quality over quantity. Seems at odds with a dedicated streaming service.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (svbBD)

========

They'll come along with that Game of Thrones prequel series at some point.

As soon as they film a pilot that doesn't scream, "Wow, this is REALLY too woke," to people who work in...

*checks notes*

Hollywood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

28 DC only had three real successful comic book heroes, Superman Batman and Wonder Woman. Now they are goring those Oxes.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (k/TB6)

29 Comics and fantasy and super hero movies are all escapism. It boggles the mind that these people don't seem to have sufficient awareness of their audience that they think that having social justice themes thrown into the faces of their customers will be just fine with them.

I like super hero movies, but political messages in them makes me want to pick up a book.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (xT2tT)

30 The casting director choosing the lead role for the new sequel "Wonder Woman Goes to Wakanda" can't decide between Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (HEEq1)

31 I'm starting to believe the people behind Wokender Women are so completely asexual and angry, they've decided to give the world a glimpse into their psychoses.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (WEBkv)

32 So the COVID cloud has a silver lining.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 03:22 PM (+y/Ru)

33 Have you ever had mixed feelings about something?

Like, wanted to shout, "YES!" and also say, "Aw, that's too bad," at the same time?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 11, 2020 03:22 PM (xptlg)

34 but gay sex should always be celebrated and exalted. Even in books aimed at teens!

___

Hey, I'm down with that. Any up and coming artists or actors want to take a ride on my boat?

Posted by: Brian Singer at August 11, 2020 03:22 PM (qlFIA)

35 That doesn't look like Gal Gadot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:22 PM (A5zUN)

36 I find it weird that these writers can't seem to write anything that's not a direct feed from their sexual appetites.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:22 PM (UWqZJ)

37 Rooster Teeth is itself a Time Warner, now Warner Media property

-

Rooster Teeth. That's very interesting to make something up that is a male variant of a ubiquitous saying established that only exists regarding the female of the species.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:22 PM (9UHPJ)

38 I am calling a technical foul on the link to lesbian sex, as it isn't technically sex, and it also is not titillating at all.

BUSTY LESBIAN SEX is the standard here.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (ZfRYq)

39 Is that Thunder Woman cover real? It can't be.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (AytXr)

40 Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

41 That's a wonder man, baby!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (ch6++)

42 What did you people do to my stocks?

Was having such a nice day.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (stHRL)

43 Is that e in dildoes superfluous?

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (gEMPG)

44 I'll bet Wonder Woman is regretting going with an invisible airplane now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

45 It's baiting Tuesday!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

46 >>>39 Is that Thunder Woman cover real? It can't be.

yes it's real, but it's a variant cover, not the main cover. They publish a lot of variant covers to force collectors to spend money on them

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)

47 Her invisible jet is a C5 Galaxy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (xPJvm)

48 Holy shit, comics are $3.99 now?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (xfb67)

49 >>That doesn't look like Gal Gadot.


That doesn't even look like Hal Godot.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (gEMPG)

50 This is also another example of the modern left's inability to create anything new.


The irony is Wonder Woman's creator was polygamous, into bondage, and very, very not bourgeois.


But the left is so far gone it has lost the creative spark and all it can do is cannibalize existing icons.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (qlFIA)

51 Have they sold out for any Chinese cash yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (VpIIl)

52 46 >>>39 Is that Thunder Woman cover real? It can't be.

yes it's real, but it's a variant cover, not the main cover. They publish a lot of variant covers to force collectors to spend money on them
Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)

=========

I remember when I was collecting Batman comics, they got me to do this once.

It was the issue of Knightfall where Bane broke Batman's back. I think I still have both somewhere in my dad's house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)

53 Good Lord, what happened to Rooster Teeth?

They were the guys behind the hilarious "Red v. Blue" web series, where they used the Halo video game to make short animated films. It was funny as shit back in the day. A long, long, long way away from Woke bullshit.

Now apparently they're ashamed of all that. Man, what losers.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (R1mDg)

54 25 Cat Ass, I respect Uber for pushing back agains the anti-independent contractor law just passed in CA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (L2ZTs)

Uber pushed for leftist government, but are now trying to push back when it affects their business model.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (o+zc9)

55 Comics are hemorrhaging money, from what I've heard.

All Marvel and DC care about anymore is the revenue from films.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (L2ZTs)

56 I'd like to believe that DC is learning and changing their path because its killing sales, but I have little hope. They're owned by big woke.

Holy shit, comics are $3.99 now?

The cheap ones, yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

57 Isn't Rooster Teeth the company that did the web parody of Halo(Reds vs. Blues)?

If so, how sad to see them fall so low.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (3tPHY)

58 I can't get over "Rooster Teeth." WTAF

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (3H9h1)

59 You want good comics? Read the old stuff, 60s-90s. Or support CG comics like Cyberfrog or Jawbreakers. Mainstream comics are a shit fire like mainstream media.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (Izzlo)

60 Mal Gadot

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (9UHPJ)

61 I'm surprised they don't have a Gaylord Super Hero.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (Bm2ax)

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (o1Bgo)

63 This is hardly the oddest quirk about whatever timeline we're in, but didn't Rooster Teeth start out making silly video game machinema videos 15 years ago? When did they become an actual marketable property?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (t+qrx)

64 This is so peripheral as to almost be off topic, but when I see HBO I have to smile. Many, many years ago I designed a McMansion for a VP of Time Warner. As the story goes the powers that be at Time Warner had this idea for a new cable channel and pitched it to all of their up and coming wiz kids to head it up. All the wiz kids passed and this particular executive ended up with it. The new division was called HBO.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (SWp7W)

65 ace, where can we see the main cover?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (L2ZTs)

66 >>>55 Comics are hemorrhaging money, from what I've heard.

All Marvel and DC care about anymore is the revenue from films.

...

that's the informed speculation from the comicsgate people and like from anyone else who isn't a leftwing culture warrior who lies for The Cause

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

67 So breasts are now part of the patriarchy?

Kinda comical the ideal is now flat chested like a dude.


Androgyny. You are all the same, comrade!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (6i2m+)

68 44
I'll bet Wonder Woman is regretting going with an invisible airplane now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

Invisible Sikorsky Sky Crane

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (k/TB6)

69 Mort Weisinger and Julius Schwartz would tear their clothing and wail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (rpbg1)

70 Now they're free to catch a rubber bullet in the fact in Portland.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (6MoD2)

71 Banger of Bored housewives sock, off

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)

72 Good Lord, what happened to Rooster Teeth?

They were the guys behind the hilarious "Red v. Blue" web series, where they used the Halo video game to make short animated films. It was funny as shit back in the day. A long, long, long way away from Woke bullshit.

Now apparently they're ashamed of all that. Man, what losers.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (R1mDg)

-

"What do you want us to write about, Boss?"

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (9UHPJ)

73 "That cover may not have caused the "bloodbath" of cuts at DC, but this kind of aggressively alienating #Woke bullshit -- which has been going on for years and years -- has put DC on the chopping block."

NERDROTIC on the YT talks about all this comic and SF folly.

But y'all prolly already know that.
I watch him for the latest star Trek outrage,just because it's funny.

Posted by: Flyover at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (Rbu5d)

74 Is there anything that we used to enjoy as Americans that we can still enjoy without it being tainted by SJW/BLM/AntiFa Bullshit?

I honestly can't think of anything at all.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (BM2fS)

75 TL;DR.

Anyone have the Cliff's Notes version?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (yCZVl)

76 That doesn't even look like Hal Godot.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (gEMPG)

And definitely not Halal Gadot

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (r43Wh)

77 Never liked Super Hero comics. Where is the drama with a guy with super powers? Now, Sgt Rock and Sgt Fury I ate up with two spoons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (Bm2ax)

78

Their appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (MD6Fb)

79 Got HBO Max free for three months and have enjoyed it. The refurbished Flinstones eps look awesome and watched Doctor Sleep the other night. Doubt I would pay for it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (OD2ni)

80 Wait that isn't a parody cover?

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (lIePT)

81 Re: WarnerMedia and associated properties

[Insert of Photo and audio of world's smallest violin playing "My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (ZSK0i)

82 top three comics I read and cared about. Well, the only three.

The Far SideGarfieldSgt. Rock
I guess i was never in their demographic really.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (o1Bgo)

83 18 HBO Max is about all they have left. I just do not see how they will make enough decent programming though. I enjoyed Perry Mason and Doom Patrol is not horrible. HBO has always focused more on quality over quantity. Seems at odds with a dedicated streaming service.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 11, 2020 03:20 PM (svbBD)


HBO Max has a shit ton of content through Warner.

They have yet to figure out how to package and present it in their UI.

Netflix and Amazon have excellent accessibility to their good and crap content though the UI and search features, and also their recommendations and related content are mature, and perhaps more importantly, EXIST.

There is a way to get into the HBOMax catalog directly, but it is not intuitive, and once you are there, it is like staring into a firehose to figure out what you want to watch.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (ZfRYq)

84 >>>But y'all prolly already know that.

yes I do. Hail the chat.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (PbpT7)

85 Gal Gadon't

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (Izzlo)

86 Is there anything that we used to enjoy as Americans that we can still enjoy without it being tainted by SJW/BLM/AntiFa Bullshit?

I honestly can't think of anything at all.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (BM2fS)

Backyard barbecues.

Oh wait. Fuck.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (r43Wh)

87 74 Is there anything that we used to enjoy as Americans that we can still enjoy without it being tainted by SJW/BLM/AntiFa Bullshit?

I honestly can't think of anything at all.
--------------------
That special place is KFC. It is holy to all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (Bm2ax)

88 Imagine a world full of strange creatures. Similar but unlike us. A world a dirty, strange, vulgar sex.
Now make it gay.

You've entered into The Pop Culture Zone.

Posted by: Big Rod Serling at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (z79tQ)

89 oh, Target Tori is organizing a gofundme for Kroger Andy

background:
https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato/status/
1291897282712023041

I was just threatened w/assault at
@kroger
in Louisville because I asked another customer to wear a mask, and she refused.

I reported it to a manager, who found her and talked to her, but refused to do anything more.

His name is Andy, and he does not want Twitter to know that.
==

DanielleMuscato is a tranny white BLM activist, even more hideous looking than the PA health secretary

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (J8nVw)

90 NO ONE NEEDS 10 COMIC BOOKS TO KILL A CAREEAH!

Posted by: Governor "Ol Silvernips" Cuomo at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (oYHnE)

91 I'm surprised they don't have a Gaylord Super Hero.

***

It is interesting that they've resisted adding a main gay character to the DC/Marvel films. Wonder Woman herself is the obvious character to take down that path....you know after wrestling your fellow nubile Amazonians all day long some times the lasso of truth forces you to admit to certain urges....


Presumably they are afraid China would not approve?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (qlFIA)

92 What irks me most is that they don't even care about the things they kill.

They don't play 'guy' video games. They didn't read comic books.

They were just pissed that someone was having fun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:21 PM (6i2m+)

Exactly.

But these were entertainment media that didn't tell their kind of stories, and their kind of stories are all that can be allowed.

They want to copy the Chinese system, where the entirety of all available information fits party approved guidelines.

It's not enough that they tell their story. They have to ensure that you can't tell yours.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (TAXCv)

93 So. . Wonder Woman if portrayed by Lizzo.

They keep trying to tell us how 'yaz qween' awesome Lizzo is, and how bootilicious and empowered she is when she instagrams picks of herself in a teeny bikini.

We are not buying it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

94 Rooster Teeth is probably fucked too. As is Crunchy Roll expect Rooster Teeth to get rolled into Cartoon Network. And Crunchy Roll to just become a tab on HBO Max. Why have multiple animation studios and a separate niche streaming service?

Also there have been rumors of them looking to dump their game studio as well because despite it actually being profitable, it's probably not profitable enough.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (YcdWn)

95 Who wants to read a comic about their teacher?

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (RuIsu)

96 Good Lord, what happened to Rooster Teeth?

They were the guys behind the hilarious "Red v. Blue" web series, where they used the Halo video game to make short animated films. It was funny as shit back in the day. A long, long, long way away from Woke bullshit.

Now apparently they're ashamed of all that. Man, what losers.

Posted by: Ex-liberal

That show was great. "Possession is 9/10 of the law, and the other's a tank. And we have both!!!"

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (3tPHY)

97 All out? Time to stock up!

Posted by: fucks 4 sale at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

98 Even if the woman is very fat and could be expected to have big boobs.

It makes her look like a fat elven-year-old, but maybe that was the plan, too.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (AytXr)

99 The cover is interesting because while Wonder Woman is clearly fat, she
has no breasts, really. That's now standard SJW artistic practice -- men
like boobs so women must not be drawn with them, to defeat the "male
gaze." Even if the woman is very fat and could be expected to have big
boobs.


This is why DC comics is failing. The SJWs have taken over and killed it.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (mpXpK)

100 >>. I enjoyed Perry Mason a

i started watching that yesterday but Noped Out. I just wasn't in the mood for yet another Grim N Gritty reimagining of an old property.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

101 Besides the crappy story lines, the artwork just plain sucks.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (kA3Cp)

102 Gee, if people stop buying your stuff maybe that should be a wake up call to make stuff people actually want to buy.

All of this sjw woke garbage will eventually collapse in on it's self like a neutron star and maybe they will figure it out but probably not.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (JUOKG)

103 Trailer Trash woman?

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (SpKeo)

104 79 Got HBO Max free for three months and have enjoyed it. The refurbished Flinstones eps look awesome and watched Doctor Sleep the other night. Doubt I would pay for it.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 11, 2020 03:27 PM (OD2ni)

==========

They have some kind of agreement with Janus/Criterion that brings a fair amount of their libraries to the platform.

A bunch of Chaplin, early Hollywood Hitchcock, French New Wave, Ingmar Bergman, and Soviet films.

There are worse ways to dive into arthouse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)

105 yeah Fat Wonder Woman isn't going to lasso anything

she'll be too out of breath

and, you know, splitting her pants trying to fight bad guys

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (iTXRQ)

106 I'm surprise Amazon would block HBOMax. They allow Apple TV+, NetFlix, and Hulu.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (J70i0)

107

ATT/Warner Media is starting to talk up the Anti-Trust Card.

This is a clear threat to Amazon, and a clear offer to testify against them in Congress:






Hopefully they'll destroy each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (MD6Fb)

108 Purple #SuperWokeHero Lives Matter!

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (i0w7o)

109 So breasts are now part of the patriarchy?

Kinda comical the ideal is now flat chested like a dude.


Androgyny. You are all the same, comrade!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (6i2m+)

-

Yeah, don't chicks like tits, too? Especially if you're into other chicks? Four of 'em? F*CK YEAH!!!

FWIW I've never really been clear on why lesbians would make themselves appear to be the men they hate, either.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (9UHPJ)

110 Not into comics but TimeWarner/ATT/HBO can DIAF to my cheers.

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (zUdXR)

111 Many, many years ago I designed a McMansion for a
VP of Time Warner.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 11, 2020 03:25 PM (SWp7W)

Are you in VT, and are you still working?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (xT2tT)

112 I'm not a comic book guy so help me understand. They went with chunky pear shaped Wonder Woman because an immortal who flies around in an invisible jet was being unrealistically portrayed as a supermodel body type?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (Wm5SB)

113 104. Yes. The TCM portion of HBO Max is really good.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (svbBD)

114 >>>Yeah, don't chicks like tits, too? Especially if you're into other chicks? Four of 'em? F*CK YEAH!!!

yah but men like them MOAR so they must be eradicated

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

115 Watch out crooks, Wonder Woman will sit on you!

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

116 46 >>>39 Is that Thunder Woman cover real? It can't be.

yes it's real, but it's a variant cover, not the main cover. They publish a lot of variant covers to force collectors to spend money on them
Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)

Well really to force retailers to have to buy the variants that sit on shelves and can't be returned.

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (Izzlo)

117 You know the best think about fat twenty eight year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Hahaha. Seriously though I miss you Jeffrey

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (qlFIA)

118 i started watching that yesterday but Noped Out. I
just wasn't in the mood for yet another Grim N Gritty reimagining of an
old property.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

I saw TV-MA and bailed. I want smartly written, not nudity, gore, language, and alphabet people.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)

119 My God, he-she-it's hair is full of stars.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (r43Wh)

120 Fat Wonder Woman gonna crash that invisible plane.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (FtO5h)

121 Is there anything that we used to enjoy as Americans that we can still enjoy without it being tainted by SJW/BLM/AntiFa Bullshit?

I honestly can't think of anything at all.
Posted by: Sharkman


Fishing. Hunting.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (yCZVl)

122 They didn't even make blue jean coulettes. That would have been kind of funny.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (k7l0f)

123 Speaking of Blood Bath and Beyond

Did Honorable Judge Sullivan convince the full Circuit Court that Flynn should be treated as a convicted traitor as he had previously impartially expressed in his courtroom?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (1g7ch)

124 >>>Well really to force retailers to have to buy the variants that sit on shelves and can't be returned.


yes that is more accurate!

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

125 >I respect Uber for pushing back agains the anti-independent contractor law just passed in CA.

Isn't Uber and Lyft's answer a ballot measure that gives them a special carve-out in AB5? Oh yeah, I love me some special pleading. Fuck them.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (L106N)

126 I mean, that woman can't even draw! Frank Cho isn't great at storylines, but man can he draw. They chose poorly.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (v16oJ)

127 The only reason we ever had HBO was the Sopranos. When that went so did HBO.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (Bm2ax)

128 There are so many women laid off here in California that work in the service industries/waitress, store clerks supplementing their un-emoployment or reduced hours with live streaming with sex toys and inviting the occasional male to help them put on a performance and getting paid for it, it's insane. An adult cartoon like this at this point is reflecting reality, minus the alien shit.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (0jZnq)

129 HBOMax isn't on Roku, either. It's not necessarily Amazon at fault here. Roku has its own streaming channel which is free. It would benefit them to be able to have HBOMax where Amazon can't but it's Warner that refuses to deal unless they get things all their way.

Posted by: Colonel32 at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (j25AD)

130 Oh Well ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (LPnfS)

131 Wonder Woman as played by Wilford Brimley

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (stHRL)

132 Wonder Woman needs some fake boobs to go with that booty.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

133 BTW looks very clearly like the Trump Nazi insignia on its chest.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (r43Wh)

134 129 HBOMax isn't on Roku, either. It's not necessarily Amazon at fault here. Roku has its own streaming channel which is free. It would benefit them to be able to have HBOMax where Amazon can't but it's Warner that refuses to deal unless they get things all their way.
Posted by: Colonel32 at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (j25AD)

=========

I have to use it on my PS4 because LG doesn't offer it in their app store.

We got it for free with our internet connection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (UWqZJ)

135 119 My God, he-she-it's hair is full of stars.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (r43Wh)

that's dandruff

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (J8nVw)

136 Daily Mail is saying Biden will announce his VP within the next couple of hours.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (wiXsO)

137 @TheBabylonBee 1m

Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (S+F2a)

138 By the insanity of Cthulhu, I saw that cover going around and thought it was a spoof of stupid SJW covers because c'mon.

CalArts is utter cancer.

CalArts style aka thin-line animation is the absolutely awful style used for nearly all animation the last few years.

It's ugly as hell and takes little, if any, talent to draw. It's aggressively attacking the notion of putting care and attention into animated work.

Needless to say, the SJWs love it and consider anyone noting that it is ugly to be GamerGate alt right trolls.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

139 here are so many women laid off here in California that work in the service industries/waitress, store clerks supplementing their un-emoployment or reduced hours with live streaming with sex toys and inviting the occasional male to help them put on a performance and getting paid for it, it's insane.

--

o_O

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (9UHPJ)

140 because an immortal who flies around in an invisible jet was being unrealistically portrayed as a supermodel body type?

***

If you look at Greek art they pretty much nailed Wonder Woman....based on who she is supposed to be at least...in casting Gal Gadot



Greek heros/gods are supposed to look athletic....though small wieners....which isn't a problem for the female deities of course.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (qlFIA)

141 Shirley Hemphill as Wonder Woman.

THAT'S GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (6MoD2)

142 131
Wonder Woman as played by Wilford Brimley

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (stHRL)

More like Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (F6+/X)

143


Lynda Carter >>>>>> fat, blue Wonder Woman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (MD6Fb)

144 66 >>>55 Comics are hemorrhaging money, from what I've heard.
All Marvel and DC care about anymore is the revenue from films.
..
that's the informed speculation from the comicsgate people and like from anyone else who isn't a leftwing culture warrior who lies for The Cause
Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

You may recall us discussing some months back about how Print Comics were dead. You could say it's due to Covid, but really, all that die was to accelerate a process already in place. How many comic book stores will re-open, with the industry like this? Very few, and as sales revenue from print continues to plummet, supply will fall off even more, more and more retail stores will close - it's the classic death spiral, with no way to pull out of it.

To me, firing the Editor in Chief and the Publisher of the print comics is the Big Red Flag that they know that part of the biz is being closed down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (Kpl3J)

145 136 Daily Mail is saying Biden will announce his VP within the next couple of hours.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (wiXsO)

=========

Please announce Rice's indictment right now...

Please....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (UWqZJ)

146 Biden's VP is going to be Hunter in blackface and a wig.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (SgjGX)

147 Doubt I would pay for it.

That's been my reaction to every streaming service I've seen. I watch TV occasionally, usually when I'm feeling so bad I can't do anything but lie on the couch or bed, so it gives me something to pass the time. I wouldn't pay for any streaming service, no matter what it contained.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

148 Per Twitter
Biden campaign has cut its entire digital ad spend in half last month. Wow. Trump has not even really started campaigning yet

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (4ZYW0)

149 Doing Code Comics.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (XTyi0)

150 Its too late this summer for them to learn how to de-tassle corn. Maybe next year! #LearntoDetassle

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (sjdRT)

151 That Wonder Woman cover is why I'm not mourning DC's death.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (d1uFV)

152 Does Biden even read the Daily Mail?

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (RuIsu)

153 Trailer Trash woman?
Posted by: lorien1973



Trailer Park Barbie.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (yCZVl)

154 138 Needless to say, the SJWs love it and consider anyone noting that it is ugly to be GamerGate alt right trolls.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

If the shoe fits...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)

155 >>Even if the woman is very fat and could be expected to have big boobs.



Telling you, it's Lizzo: https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (bDqIh)

156 You want good comics? Read the old stuff, 60s-90s. . . .
Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2020


*
*

I grew up with the Silver Age Superman family of comics from 1961-1964: Superman, Batman, Jimmy Olsen, Action Comics, World's Finest, etc. Vivid storytelling and imagination, a love for the classic mystery and its solution, good artwork (Christopher Reeve was said to have modeled his flying scenes on DC artist Curt Swan's rendition of Superman).

Then I outgrew comics until a friend of mine pressed the Chris Claremont-era X-Men on me -- right about the time of the Phoenix Saga. I was astonished at the storytelling, the vivid imagination, and the more-believable dialog and characterizations. (A secret: I have the special edition of the Phoenix Saga on my bookshelf. Don't tell anybody.)

The super-grim iterations of Batman and other comic titles haven't interested me in years, though. Maybe I was missing something until the SJWs ruined the field.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (rpbg1)

157 I wasn't going to say anything on this thread until I scrolled down to Wonder Woman.
Then I snorted out loud.
No really.
I did.
SNORT!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (axyOa)

158 And to really demonstrate how messed up everything is, Frank Cho, having been the object of cancel actions, attacks the only people defending him because deep down he really supports cancel culture. He just doesn't want to be the one getting canceled.

Posted by: Kensington at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (IRDr0)

159 Hopefully they'll destroy each other


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (MD6Fb)

They are going to have to do what they do with network TV and theaters. You are either a distributor or a content provider. You can't be both. The networks are limited in the number of shows they own they can show. And studios can't own theaters. I would prefer they make it where you have to provide your content to streaming services at a fixed cost for everyone. If you don't, you lose your copyright.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (J70i0)

160 The glut of baristas is just going to get worse, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts


Given their nonexistent work ethic and pissy attitude, they'll be no more successful at that job. Keurig FTW!

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (v16oJ)

161 A lot of midwestern college football players looking for a team about now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (kA3Cp)

162 "Rooster Teeth".

Heh.

I remember when they first popped up in 2003 with their series Red vs. Blue, which is based on Halo. Pretty cool series.

Now, you go to Rooster Teeth's website and there are at least 100 series linked there, and you can barely find R vs. B. Still running as a series as of last year.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:33 PM (BM2fS)

163 First, I have to care.

Spoiler Alert, I do not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (pw+jk)

164 Are you in VT, and are you still working?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 03:29 PM (xT2tT)


Yes to your first question, and qualified yes to your second. The qualification is I'm working when I'm not hanging out here. In the coincidence department just today I received a small addition to that very house. New owner so either the original guy died or he sold the place.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (SWp7W)

165 Is this a way of saying you think Stacey Abrams is the VP pick, Ace?

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (465Vx)

166 also why is Weight Watcher Woman smurf blue?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (iTXRQ)

167 Batman is homo.

Posted by: Citizen at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (9WH+7)

168 I don't get portraying Wonder Woman as a thunder thighs girl with jeans on. Maybe as some kind of Mad magazine-style joke, but as a serious cover? Who was this supposed to appeal to?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

169 By the insanity of Cthulhu, I saw that cover going around and thought it was a spoof of stupid SJW covers because c'mon.

CalArts is utter cancer.

CalArts style aka thin-line animation is the absolutely awful style used for nearly all animation the last few years.

It's ugly as hell and takes little, if any, talent to draw. It's aggressively attacking the notion of putting care and attention into animated work.

Needless to say, the SJWs love it and consider anyone noting that it is ugly to be GamerGate alt right trolls.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)


I just want old-school Disney style animation again.

None of that blocky, high-school art-class shit. Any no more CGI BS.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (SgjGX)

170 I got it!

TrigglyPuff Comix

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (4BMGG)

171 @TheBabylonBee 1m

Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Egad, they are brutal. The Bee must have Morons.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (3tPHY)

172 Couple weeks ago, I called an Uber for the first time since the Before Times. Wondered how that would go. I got the worst-case scenario.

I waited 43 damn minutes. Yes, exactly LOL. Average Uber wait time in my town used to be 7 minutes.

You'd think with all these people out of work, they'd be fighting each other for pickups. Guess they're getting paid more not to work at all.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)

173 Mcsally warns AZ if Biden wins and Dems take senate the filibuster goes away and DC and PR become states.


Adding EVs, 4 Senate seats and congressional seats all for Dems.

Plus full amnesty.

End game.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (Q3ZwH)

174 Also AtC I don't know if you saw it yesterday but:

Both kids two thumbs up when asked about important spaghetti matters.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (9UHPJ)

175 I'll always have my old books from the 70's and 80's and 90's -- and DC is getting the "get woke, go broke" lesson exactly as hard as they SHOULD get it.

On Wonder Woman, the George Perez reboot after Crisis on Infinite Earths in the 80's was great.

I know, I'm a geek and a nerd -- but at least I'm not a Leftist!

Posted by: acethepug at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (+HMLE)

176 Big Ladies Matter

Posted by: Nu Math at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (aKsyK)

177 Trailer Trash woman?
Posted by: lorien1973



Trailer Park Barbie.

Posted by: rickb223



There are some places even The Paolo, and his cousin The Tomas, currently residing somewhere near San Diego, won't go.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (axyOa)

178 Wonder Woman as played by Wilford Brimley
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2020 03:31 PM (stHRL)

This version of Wonder Woman will certainly know something about diabeetus.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (VSMOE)

179 >55 Comics are hemorrhaging money, from what I've heard.

All Marvel and DC care about anymore is the revenue from films.

..

that's the informed speculation from the comicsgate people and like
from anyone else who isn't a leftwing culture warrior who lies for The
Cause

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)



You may recall us discussing some months back about how Print Comics
were dead. You could say it's due to Covid, but really, all that die
was to accelerate a process already in place. How many comic book
stores will re-open, with the industry like this? Very few, and as
sales revenue from print continues to plummet, supply will fall off even
more, more and more retail stores will close - it's the classic death
spiral, with no way to pull out of it.



To me, firing the Editor in Chief and the Publisher of the print
comics is the Big Red Flag that they know that part of the biz is being
closed down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (Kpl3J)

I don't get why comics would die due to Covid. The media has put out a few hysterical articles about how cigarettes have rebounded do to Covid. I would think comics would be an escape outlet too if they made ones people wanted to read.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (o1Bgo)

180 Imagine paying for entertainment whose #1 priority and goal is erasing European/Western Civilization and Christianity. Talk about being a cuck.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (hFKne)

181 I wonder how that woman can fit in those pants!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (an7Mv)

182 So, does this crap sell in China, so they can laugh at Americans? Because that is the only logical explanation, unless some tax dodge involving multi year losses is still available in the IRS code.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (kA3Cp)

183 168
I don't get portraying Wonder Woman as a thunder thighs girl with jeans
on. Maybe as some kind of Mad magazine-style joke, but as a serious
cover? Who was this supposed to appeal to?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
And she doesn't have the big bewbs like Linda Carter

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (N39Ws)

184 I recently rediscovered the Wonder Woman TV series theme song. Groovy. Totallly dig.

Posted by: InCali at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (9AFWN)

185 My God, he-she-it's hair is full of stars.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (r43Wh)

Sparkling spermatozoa...so 80's.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (w2LAm)

186 And Robin Eisenberg is a shitty artist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (d1uFV)

187 Young people don't read comics, because they have movies and stuff, why read magazines? Middle aged people read old comics, because of nostalgia and frankly the content was better, even if some of the new art is phenomenal. Who's this new audience supposed to be?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

188 Mcsally warns AZ if Biden wins and Dems take senate the filibuster goes away and DC and PR become states.

***

Why haven't we given PR independence yet?


Trump should give a speech about imperialism and say he's cutting them lose.


It will be great to see the entire left jump onboard the notion of imperialism and manifest destiny overnight!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (qlFIA)

189 1984 is the supposed to be the year, not her weight

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (r43Wh)

190 I don't get portraying Wonder Woman as a thunder thighs girl with jeans on. Maybe as some kind of Mad magazine-style joke, but as a serious cover? Who was this supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
---------------

Actually, MAD magazine did do a parody of Wonder Women.

Completely ripped on the bracelets, lasso, etc.

It was hilarious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (WEBkv)

191 Rooster Teeth. That's very interesting to make something up that is a male variant of a ubiquitous saying established that only exists regarding the female of the species.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist




Their logo is a rooster and a pair of teeth. And of course the first thing you think of when you see it is "Cock Bite". The last thing a male human being would think is "Rooster Teeth".

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (BM2fS)

192 181
I wonder how that woman can fit in those pants!


Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (an7Mv)
Moochelle O manages - even with a taped up .......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (N39Ws)

193 Hey, are movie houses in operation or still in lockdown? I love it when they kill themselves.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (Bm2ax)

194 First thought it was Wonder Mooch

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 03:36 PM (OjZpE)

195 I don't understand half the stuff in this post, but Frank Cho's name reminded me of the fake Spider Gwen cover he did years back, which apparently got him into hot water.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2xynasg

Posted by: spindrift at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (fJ9sA)

196 >
181
I wonder how that woman can fit in those pants!


Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (an7Mv)


Butter and a crane

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (sjdRT)

197 Mcsally warns AZ if Biden wins and Dems take senate the filibuster goes away and DC and PR become states.


Adding EVs, 4 Senate seats and congressional seats all for Dems.

Plus full amnesty.

End game.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This



Didn't this happen before back in the 1850's?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (axyOa)

198 that cover illustration...wow.

just fuck them all. die.

I don't need to consume and I won't.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (rnk6i)

199 Both kids two thumbs up when asked about important spaghetti matters.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (9UHPJ)


Hurray!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (GbPPJ)

200 I don't get why comics would die due to Covid.

You'd have to special order them direct from Diamond or the makers. Comic Book stores were shut down, non essential. They aren't in grocery stores any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

201 Kind of a bummer inre DC, specifically their DC Universe app. Probably one of the better streaming values out there. Sounds like it may go away though.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (2BgZB)

202 Fat Wonder Woman ate all the goddamn pizza rolls again.

Posted by: Bat Man checks the Hall of Justice fridge at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (oYHnE)

203
Mcsally warns AZ if Biden wins and Dems take senate the filibuster goes away and DC and PR become states.

I thought PR didn't want to be a state?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (aKsyK)

204 >>i started watching that yesterday but Noped Out. I just wasn't in the mood for yet another Grim N Gritty reimagining of an old property.


Same here.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

205 Frank Cho is an anti-gun Liberal. But he does like hot chicks and has legit skill as an artist, unlike Robin Eisenberg.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (d1uFV)

206 "Included in the sackings is.."

See, I read that as Sacklings and thought what a great word.

The great Sackining, Andy Khouri is one of the Sacklings

Posted by: TakeFive at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (7bUnW)

207 Is Biden going to announce his VP choice live, or is it going to come out in some sort of a memo? If live, will he be in his bunker with a split screen, or will she be sitting beside him?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (T2NR8)

208 190 Actually, MAD magazine did do a parody of Wonder Women.

Completely ripped on the bracelets, lasso, etc.

It was hilarious.


I have that in a MAD compilation book. It is brutal! Funny as hell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (FtO5h)

209 I just want old-school Disney style animation again.

None of that blocky, high-school art-class shit. Any no more CGI BS.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (SgjGX)

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I bet there are 10K+ really, really great Wonder Woman pieces online from talented amateurs. Probably 1500-2000 even include her in a clothed state.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (9UHPJ)

210 >Wonder Woman

The real wonder is why she's a lardass, unlike the trim and fit Snowflake and Safespace.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (HhaYz)

211 Comics were never meant to be an adult market.

Sorry if you love them but that's the truth.

It's always been a sign of how soft and unserious we are as a people when adults can wallow in the frivolousness of children's pastimes.

So, it's a good thing that these things die

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (aO8Gd)

212

That cover? Comic books?

It is the equivalent to Boeing selling Max jets and no training.

Is there anyone that doubts why the planes crashed?

Sweet mother of Jesus, these chuckleheads waste tremendous amounts of money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (sy5kK)

213 I have a fear that Wonder Woman 1984 is going to suck sour apples. They did pretty well with the first film, despite some flaws, but I have no confidence they'll get a second one right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

214 Wonder Woman 1984 comes with a scratch and sniff centerfold.

It is their best last hope to bring back sales.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (1g7ch)

215 the anti-tit thing for the SJWs is interesting consider their trannie pets glom on to the sexual characteristics of women they claim to be.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (rnk6i)

216 OT for VA morons - what is the lockdown situation like in Virginia? I'm thinking about going to the Warbirds over the Beach airshow in October. It would be the first airshow this year for me, everything else was cancelled

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (Izzlo)

217 Probably 1500-2000 even include her in a clothed state.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (9UHPJ)


Probably 150-200 of those aren't aren't sexual.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (SgjGX)

218 Well, having been duly chastised...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (FtO5h)

219 I think that Wonder Woman is lovely and you should stop body shaming her.

Because that makes me angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: Jessica HULK SMASH Yaniv at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (qlFIA)

220 also why is Weight Watcher Woman smurf blue?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (iTXRQ)
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She's a woman of color. Duh.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

221 You want good comics? Read the old stuff, 60s-90s. . . .

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2020




Mad Magazine was hilarious back in the 70s and 80s. National Lampoon as well. Cracked. Plop!

A lot of really cool comics back in the day. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (BM2fS)

222 211 Comics were never meant to be an adult market.

Sorry if you love them but that's the truth.

It's always been a sign of how soft and unserious we are as a people when adults can wallow in the frivolousness of children's pastimes.

So, it's a good thing that these things die
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (aO8Gd)



Your lawn. I'm on it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (6i2m+)

223 #WhereArentHerOrgans

(joke for the geeks)

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (PbpT7)

224 BTW, I know Gal Gadot and what not, but let us also pause to reflect on Linda Carter. Day-yum.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (9UHPJ)

225 207 Is Biden going to announce his VP choice live, or is it going to come out in some sort of a memo? If live, will he be in his bunker with a split screen, or will she be sitting beside him?
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (T2NR
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Biden's people will do everything in their power to have everything he says pre-recorded. It's amazing that they ever let him do live interviews with anyone.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (HhaYz)

226 ATT is really, really trying to get to be one of the big streaming providers.

They bought Direct TV, and then converted that to stream as DirecTVNow and then rebranded that as ATT TV which is too many T's in a row. Its a dumb name.

So they bought Warner and they are stuffing the Warner catalog down the HBOMax pipe. Killing off HBO Go in the process.

So the big streamers are Netflix, Amazon, Disney, Apple, and I am going to put HBOMax in there. These are all pretty much "non-channel" streamers, meaning they are not repurposed cable TV, they are straight on-demand content.

I don't know that the world is big enough for that, as there is a significant amount of shared content between them, and the argument for demand for subscription to a particular service for a particular property isn't pencilling out necessarily. Perhaps best with Disney.

But then you get into the platform wars, too.

And add to it that new content isn't coming for a while.

There will be more layoffs.





Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (ZfRYq)

227 but seriously, who do the publishers think would buy this? are there that many idiots who would buy this for a collection? OK, maybe for 15 cents.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (4a9Vv)

228 112
I'm not a comic book guy so help me understand. They went with chunky
pear shaped Wonder Woman because an immortal who flies around in an
invisible jet was being unrealistically portrayed as a supermodel body
type?


Well, sure, if you put it like that.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (v16oJ)

229 Why does it seem that everything is run by people that hate their customers these days and think they know better than them?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (xfb67)

230 Needless to say, the SJWs love it and consider anyone noting that it is ugly to be GamerGate alt right trolls.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)
Kids' cartoons today are aggressively stupid. We had them back in the day. But, there were a lot that were decent. Now it's crappy art with nonsense stories.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (J70i0)

231 I have a fear that Wonder Woman 1984 is going to suck sour apples. They did pretty well with the first film, despite some flaws, but I have no confidence they'll get a second one right.
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I liked the trailer I saw.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

232 Who was this supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

It's not supposed to appeal to anyone. It's supposed to be a teachable moment.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (r43Wh)

233 What's the xenotype, Kenneth?

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (XhWtx)

234 That Wonder Woman isn't out running anyone.
So woke culture dropped being physically fit for super hero's.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (OjZpE)

235 168 I don't get portraying Wonder Woman as a thunder thighs girl with jeans on. Maybe as some kind of Mad magazine-style joke, but as a serious cover? Who was this supposed to appeal to?
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Latisha. Personally, I prefer Fat Chick Porn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (Bm2ax)

236 Boy are we a long way away from Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman.

As an aside, young Jukin lived next door to a woman that looked exactly like Lynda Carter in the late 70s. Let's just say there were some starched socks in my bedroom then.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)

237 I'm wondering if that's a woman at all. Sorry, Person of Cervix. No, that's not right either...Cervixiness? Cervixiosity? Cervixiation!

Wonder Person of Possible Cervixiation.

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (+v+zN)

238 So what's stopping competitors from churning out a bunch of comics with big-breasted beauties?

Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (1llau)

239 If live, will he be in his bunker with a split screen, or will she be sitting beside him?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (T2NR

You'll only see the top of her head and Joe, laying back, smoking that sweet sweet J - maybe they'll have that slow porn jazz piped in.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (w2LAm)

240 What would people in Seattle know about fires??!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (an7Mv)

241 I have a fear that Wonder Woman 1984 is going to suck sour apples. They did pretty well with the first film, despite some flaws, but I have no confidence they'll get a second one right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




It's going to be terrible as a story. But the 80s hair, clothes, makeup, malls, all that shit is going to be very funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (BM2fS)

242 The country could literally be irreversibly lost in a matter of a few months.


Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (Q3ZwH)

243 damn, lower left corner: $3.99.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (4a9Vv)

244 CalArts style aka thin-line animation is the absolutely awful style used for nearly all animation the last few years.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

Can't stand it. Whoever came up with beanmouth sound be beaten with a rubber hose and anyone drawing CalArts should be deported.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (VSMOE)

245 Comics were never meant to be an adult market.

Nope, they were always for kids. I mean, adults could enjoy them too, but their first love was always the children's market. It was when comics forgot that and went after the hipster 20-something market that they lost their market. Because once you stop being that backward hat wearing douchebag, you dump the comics, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

246 Hmmm. Maybe do a pipe cleaner version of Wonder Woman. Anorexics are people too.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (e1mEI)

247 but seriously, who do the publishers think would buy this? are there that many idiots who would buy this for a collection? OK, maybe for 15 cents.

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It's a joke, and variant covers always have been. A way for publishers to get you to buy the same comic three or four times.

But it's "collectible" or something. Yeah, I'll keep it right next to my Babylon 5 plates.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (2BgZB)

248 i started watching that yesterday but Noped Out. I
just wasn't in the mood for yet another Grim N Gritty reimagining of an
old property.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

I saw TV-MA and bailed. I want smartly written, not nudity, gore, language, and alphabet people.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane

I liked it but it's definitely a different Perry. I thought the writing was quite good but definitely different. Perry's first case and he repeatedly makes a fool of himself in court. I thought that John Lithgow and Stephen Root were both very good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

249 215 the anti-tit thing for the SJWs is interesting consider their trannie pets glom on to the sexual characteristics of women they claim to be.
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (rnk6i)



Look at the Jefree Star nonsense. Androgyny.

They seem quite upset that guys like hot chicks.

This all began with some girl being ignored in school.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (6i2m+)

250 The problem with the Chinaman Celestial Commie Virus of Peace (CCCVP) is we're running out of content.

No new movies ... although She Dies Tomorrow and Greyhound were...new. Ok, greyhound rocked.

Brave ?New World was fun enough

whatelse is there?

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (rnk6i)

251 I wouldn't call anyone who does that level of drawing an "artist." That is crap level work.

You can find better superhero drawings being produced in every middle school across the US.

Hell, if that is the best I could do I would never even consider going into the field at all.

Posted by: Thatch at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (qWceQ)

252 247 But it's "collectible" or something. Yeah, I'll keep it right next to my Babylon 5 plates.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (2BgZB)

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Do you have the whole collection?

Woooooooow....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)

253 Wonder Woman doesn't have the Lasso of Truth anymore. It's the Lasso of Her Truth, and it makes you say who-the-fuck-knows-what, like 2 + 2 = 5

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (HhaYz)

254 Rooster Teeth got called out recently for toxicity. No clue on the actual validity but it was by Micah Burton, LeVar Burtons daughter. I watched and listened to some stuff she was on and she seemed like a nice enough girl. And I expect a lot of it was, based on the guys that worked there would be saying really shitty things in private because they were "good virtuous male feminists" publicly.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (YcdWn)

255 Mild spoiler for Wonder Woman 1984

Spoiler ALERT

So Kristin Wiig is the villain? Isn't she normally a comedian? Well, and also has a role on SNL I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (qlFIA)

256 231 I have a fear that Wonder Woman 1984 is going to suck sour apples. They did pretty well with the first film, despite some flaws, but I have no confidence they'll get a second one right.
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I liked the trailer I saw.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

The trailer seems to be... kinda gaudy. I realize that is the '80s' aesthetic they are going for but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (A5zUN)

257 Kids' cartoons today are aggressively stupid. We had
them back in the day. But, there were a lot that were decent. Now it's
crappy art with nonsense stories.


Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (J70i0)


It is utterly mindless drivel with a large helping of lefty messaging. At least the 29 year olds had Speed Racer and Scooby Doo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (MD6Fb)

258 240
What would people in Seattle know about fires??!!!


Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2020 03:40 PM (an7Mv)

Not enough. Seattle is still standing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (N39Ws)

259 Fat Wonder Woman ate all the goddamn pizza rolls again.
Posted by: Bat Man checks the Hall of Justice fridge at August 11, 2020 03:37 PM (oYHnE)
........

That bitch!

Posted by: Fat Batman at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

260 So what news broke at about 3:14 EDT that took the Dow down 250 points?

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (qc+VF)

261 Who was this supposed to appeal to?

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I think it's just another link in the "cool" embrace of ugly people because patriarchy or whatever.

I remember seeing the Disney Star Wars ads and thinking "Wait, shouldn't someone be marginally attractive?"

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (9UHPJ)

262 So what's stopping competitors from churning out a bunch of comics with big-breasted beauties?

Independents are doing just that. There's a particularly fun one called Florida Man. Some great stuff out there. But the Comicsgate people hate them and are trying to destroy them, and they have distribution and payment difficulties because woke hate is trying to shut them down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

263 When Steve tells Wonder Woman 1984 to haul ass, it takes two trips.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (pw+jk)

264 You have to love how the superwokes have decided that RuPaul is now the Ideal Woman.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (r43Wh)

265 You have to be supremely untalented to fuck up a Wonder Woman cover. But how does one ever find themselves with that much responsibility and influence? When it is inversely proportional to their skill, and the artist is a gross pervert to boot?

Might be the "Robin Eisenberg." We shall never know.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (Wd/c5)

266 As for DC, I think we should get behind the idea that the city's residents deserve Congressional representation.

Shrink the Federal district to a contiguous block that is only Federal buildings and parks. No residences other than the White House.

Shove the rest back on Maryland whether they want it or not.

This would solve the problem in a way that didn't create new D senators, and wouldn't inspire every blue city to try to do the same.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (TAXCv)

267 where's the invisible Hoverround?

Posted by: x at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (nFwvY)

268 "Today, as part of the broader representation and inclusion goals of our company, we are reviewing our content library and removing some videos we no longer feel comfortable hosting on our platforms. We took an honest look at 17+ years of videos, many of them made live and uploaded on a daily basis, and concluded some do not fit the values of Rooster Teeth today and are counterproductive to the work we are striving to do to be more inclusive of all people."

Old Red vs Blue fan here. This is disgusting and heartbreaking. They're going to purge everything funny and irreverent they made and destroy years of memories in the process. What a sad ridiculous time to be alive.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (XiFxt)

269 253 Wonder Woman doesn't have the Lasso of Truth anymore. It's the Lasso of Her Truth

I bet she does that side-to-side head waggle thing when she deploys the Lasso of Truth.

I denounce myself for assuming it's a she.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (FtO5h)

270 It is utterly mindless drivel with a large helping of lefty messaging. At least the 29 year olds had Speed Racer and Scooby Doo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (MD6Fb)
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Looney Tunes for the win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (WEBkv)

271 When did wonder woman become governor of GA?

Posted by: Inogame at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (+2xjH)

272 Often I hear libs says they want to see people who look like they do in the movies. Nonsense.

I'm an old, ugly, overweight guy. That's the last thing I want to see in a movie. I want to see good-looking people, especially good-looking women when I spend money to see a movie.

Posted by: RalphF at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (+3O5L)

273 Couple of hints that WW1984 may be teh suck:
Microsoft put out a WW1984 Search Engine plugin that's available from Bng.I heard a robocall for donating blood where'd you get a free sticker from the movie.
Desperation in marketing, not a good sign given Warner's superhero history. Reminds me of BatmanVSadSuperman. If they had high confidence in the movie, they'd stick with showcasing Gal Gadot, who would be sexy reading the phone book aloud.
Can't wait to hear The Critical Drinker's review once it's out. That will be entertaining no matter what.

Posted by: Jon at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (H4mKV)

274 re 235: Mad Magazine did a Wonder Woman parody decades ago. She was not fat

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (4a9Vv)

275 Drawing pretty women is sexist. Soon to be drawing women at all is sexist.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (r43Wh)

276 WAIT

if Wonder Woman is flying in the invisible jet, is she invisible? Cuz if she's not, then her enemies will see her coming, flying thru the air in a sitting position

huh

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (iTXRQ)

277 The trailer seems to be... kinda gaudy. I realize that is the '80s' aesthetic they are going for but...

It looks more like 1979 disco aesthetic to me, not 80s at all. 1980s were pastel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

278 I remember when the Warbirds were called the Confederate Air Force. Did anyone care? Was anyone offended? Probably a few were but 99 percent were not. So much has been changed in such a short amount of time. But is anyone happier? Hmm.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (o1Bgo)

279 Wonder Woman and the Case of the Denim Eating Vagina

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (465Vx)

280 I almost feel sorry for the DC Comic fan-bois who would always gush over how awesome this month's slew of titles were.

Almost.

Because being a manga fan, I was not interested. Told them so. But like zealots they kept trying to convert me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (6hUiM)

281 For years, I had thought that the MoPac-UP merger was the world's worst, but the Time-Warner merger has made that one actually look good.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (ipUVo)

282 So the big streamers are Netflix, Amazon, Disney, Apple, and I am going to put HBOMax in there. These are all pretty much "non-channel" streamers, meaning they are not repurposed cable TV, they are straight on-demand content.

I don't know that the world is big enough for that, as there is a significant amount of shared content between them, and the argument for demand for subscription to a particular service for a particular property isn't pencilling out necessarily. Perhaps best with Disney.

But then you get into the platform wars, too.

And add to it that new content isn't coming for a while.

There will be more layoffs.





Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (ZfRYq)



Apple shouldn't be on that list. Have you ever seen their offerings on Apple TV? It's a joke.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (YcdWn)

283 269

I bet she does that side-to-side head waggle thing when she deploys the Lasso of Truth.

I denounce myself for assuming it's a she.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (FtO5h)
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The Lasso of Oh No You Di'int

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (HhaYz)

284 I think I read my last comic book at age 10.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (9jxbm)

285 Young people are reading comics. They're called Manga.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (XTyi0)

286 Had Greyhound already hit the theaters before this shutdown BS? Wanted to go see it with my son. Probably never going to see the new TopGun at this rate.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (0jZnq)

287 277 The trailer seems to be... kinda gaudy. I realize that is the '80s' aesthetic they are going for but...

It looks more like 1979 disco aesthetic to me, not 80s at all. 1980s were pastel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)


The Stranger Things effect. All the 80s stuff was cool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (6i2m+)

288 I applaud the "our customers suck" business model that MLB, NFL, NBA, DC Comics and a host of other businesses are going with.

What's funny to me is that American cinema has relied on the foreign market to cover up for their sins here. "The celestials will watch anything," they mused.

yet...what happens when the chinaman learns to make movies and sell them here to compete with American Hollywood (actually Baton Rouge and Georgia) movies?

A bunch of movies already are...like Bloodshot.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (rnk6i)

289 1980s?

Nagel art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (6hUiM)

290 Despite the skin color does Fat Wonderwoman look like Fat Elvis or is that just me?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (r+sAi)

291 Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (ZfRYq)

Unless Apple buys Sony as rumored, they aren't going to last. They hardly have any content. I got it just for Greyhound and then cancelled. Their content was in a single list and included future shows, like Asimov's Foundation series.

BTW, Foundation looks pedestrian and woke.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (J70i0)

292 I can always tell an Ace article or headline simply by the fact that I can't finish it without bursting out laughing. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Posted by: sowhatyouresayingis at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (XFFWZ)

293 while all my 60's friends were reading comics

I was studying period antiques

never read a comic book, thank God

so I don't gaf

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (O+AcM)

294 she has the Lasso of Double Cheeseburgers now. Or maybe tofu, are comic book characters allowed to eat meat anymore?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (4a9Vv)

295 "they'll soon be forced to Learn to Code."

Unless their names sound like Rajiv Amardeep, learning to code is for suckers.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (I99aF)

296 I don't get why comics would die due to Covid. The media has put out a few hysterical articles about how cigarettes have rebounded do to Covid. I would think comics would be an escape outlet too if they made ones people wanted to read.
Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:35 PM (o1Bgo)\

Going off memory of that old discussion, the original problem was that almost all of the comic retail stores in strip malls across the country closed, at least temporarily, due to Covid restrictions. In response, because there was no market with no stores, DC and Marvel laid off a large number of their writers and artists, because with no sales they did not need any product. Now, some stores are re-opening but there is still very little new product, because sales are still too low to pay for bringing them back. With no new product, those stores are mostly going to be closing back down again.

And now, with the response were seeing from DC comics as detailed above, we can tell that nothing is going to break that death spiral; in fact it's going to accelerate.

Print comics are dead. They're going to attempt to replace them with some online only abomination, but that's not going to work, because it will never generate enough money to get anyone with talent to make it work. DC and Marvel have both now entered their "Milk the Cow till she drops Dead from Exhaustion" stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

297 The invisible jet thing was Silver Age I think she's been able to fly personally for a long time now. Except in a brief period in the 80s when she was depowered and turned into a private investigator in a bout of shroom-induced stupidity by Dennis O'Neal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

298 I liked it but it's definitely a different Perry. I thought the writing was quite good but definitely different. Perry's first case and he repeatedly makes a fool of himself in court. I thought that John Lithgow and Stephen Root were both very good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)


Eh.

Woke Perry Mason. Apparently everyone in the 30s said the F word all the time. And lots of boobs, though not any you particularly want to see.

But woke.

And everybody is gay.

Because of course they are.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (ZfRYq)

299 I remember seeing the Disney Star Wars ads and thinking "Wait, shouldn't someone be marginally attractive?"
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (9UHPJ)

It is an odd thing. You see the same thing creeping into video games where many of the female leads have to be stringy, lean and pretty mannish.

This is supposed to be fantasy people (I don't care what genre it is, video games are fantasy.)

At the same time they are eliminating any normal relationship/attraction between normal, healthy men and women. It is as though, there are no relationships- except gay ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)

300 283 The Lasso of Oh No You Di'int

LOL - I'm dyin'!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (FtO5h)

301 here's Ethan Van Sciver ranting about the CalArts style

https://youtu.be/TjX8OjRBfEc?t=565

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (PbpT7)

302 Her super power is twerking. Makes all the crooks run away.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

303 This is riding a daily mindfuck carousel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (SM5ES)

304 Drawing pretty women is sexist. Soon to be drawing women at all is sexist.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (r43Wh)

A parallel with militant Islam...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (xT2tT)

305 Old Red vs Blue fan here. This is disgusting and heartbreaking. They're going to purge everything funny and irreverent they made and destroy years of memories in the process. What a sad ridiculous time to be alive.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 11, 2020 03:43 PM (XiFxt)

Rooster Teeth was built on the idea of Halo's Blood Gulch actually being a farce starring two packs of idiots. It was mildly diverting, but hey. They chose to cash out, good for them. Doesn't mean I have to respect their creative decisions.

For that matter: Bloodlines 2 belongs to an amazing RPG heritage, and it's being delayed. Again. Can you say "troubled production?"

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (Wd/c5)

306 299
It is an odd thing. You see the same thing creeping into video games where many of the female leads have to be stringy, lean and pretty mannish.

This is supposed to be fantasy people (I don't care what genre it is, video games are fantasy.)

At the same time they are eliminating any normal relationship/attraction between normal, healthy men and women. It is as though, there are no relationships- except gay ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)

======

This seems to be the story of The Last of Us 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

307 Everyone, everywhere, at all times, expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, with your Monty Python update at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (BRkq2)

308 229 Why does it seem that everything is run by people that hate their customers these days and think they know better than them?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 03:39 PM (xfb67)


Shut up and pay your bill!

Posted by: SJW Company, Inc. at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (sy5kK)

309 I just assumed that wonder woman has a dick, thus no boobs. Seems standard at this point

Posted by: brak at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (cG+eD)

310 So what news broke at about 3:14 EDT that took the Dow down 250 points?

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 11, 2020 03:42 PM (qc+VF)


I haven't seen anything yet, but the Dow was up about 300 points and now it's negative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (MD6Fb)

311 >>>It is an odd thing. You see the same thing creeping into video games where many of the female leads have to be stringy, lean and pretty mannish.


in the PS4 Spider-Man, Mary Jane was downgraded from actual supermodel and "jackpot" to dumpy freckled girl in the AV club.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

312 Looney Tunes for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 11, 2020


*
*

And Pinky and the Brain!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (rpbg1)

313 Had Greyhound already hit the theaters before this
shutdown BS? Wanted to go see it with my son. Probably never going to
see the new TopGun at this rate.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (0jZnq)

Just do the free Apple TV+ trial and watch it.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (J70i0)

314 >>Her super power is twerking.


Her milkshake doesn't even interest Gleek.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (465Vx)

315 299
It is an odd thing. You see the same thing creeping into video games
where many of the female leads have to be stringy, lean and pretty
mannish.



This is supposed to be fantasy people (I don't care what genre it is, video games are fantasy.)


true with or without the comma. congratulations.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (v3pYe)

316 Young people are reading comics. They're called Manga.
***

I notice my nephews are all into Japanese entertainment.

It is weird to say the least, but less disgusting then most of western pop culture and cares a lot less about politics.




Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (qlFIA)

317 290 Despite the skin color does Fat Wonderwoman look like Fat Elvis or is that just me?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (r+sAi)

TCBF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (A5zUN)

318 get woke, go broke
my cup of NPC lefty progtard tears runeth over

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (VcFUs)

319 i started watching that yesterday but Noped Out. I
just wasn't in the mood for yet another Grim N Gritty reimagining of an
old property.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

I saw TV-MA and bailed. I want smartly written, not nudity, gore, language, and alphabet people.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 11, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)


Plus, I'm told Della Street has been retconned as a lesbian. Nope, not caring. Not that I'm not fond of lipstick lesbians, myself, but throwing a lesbian character into a period piece without doing a shit-ton of research into 1920s - 30s attitudes and policing (which I guarantee the Mason writers didn't do) - makes the whole thing a giant Mary Sue clusterfuck.

Just you wait - the "boss" in the new Who's The Boss? is going to be a sassy black woman or if, horrors, she must be white, is going to have a smartass black kid or gender-questioning twink as the show's "cousin Oliver."

Nice way for Tony Danza to flush what's left of his career down the toilet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (2JVJo)

320 Holy SHIT.

I looked at IMDB new releases...and Tom Clancy's WITHOUT REMORSE is coming out 2021.

spoiler...Thunder Women will play clark's love interest.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (rnk6i)

321 You can't see greyhound because Apple TV bought the rights for 70 million.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (6i2m+)

322 Print comics are dead. They're going to attempt to replace them with some online only abomination, but that's not going to work, because it will never generate enough money to get anyone with talent to make it work

You can subscribe to and read comics online now (on your phone if you want a screen the size of a business card). Its doing okay but its not going to save a company like DC. Only successful movies can prop them up like Marvel is being propped up.

And I question how much longer that's going to work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

323 Apple shouldn't be on that list. Have you ever seen their offerings on Apple TV? It's a joke.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (YcdWn)


True but they have the Cult of Apple

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (ZfRYq)

324 289 1980s?

Nagel art.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (6hUiM)

*Perks Up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (d1uFV)

325 I've never purchased a comic book in my life. Cause for surrendering Moron Card?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (sjdRT)

326
A parallel with militant Islam...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (xT2tT)

Good point.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (r43Wh)

327 Behold the Ghetto Booty of Truth!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (koNhm)

328 Comics were never meant to be an adult market.

Define adult: see The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (Rvt88)

329 As with all things of the left, self cannibalization occurs resulting in DEATH.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (u6xw0)

330 Trying not to say how much this makes me sad but these people were cheering it on a few months ago. They have not been great neighbors. It seems like a certain set has no empathy and it is the employees of the media companies currently getting their collective heads kicked in.

Posted by: Mog Smash at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (p7+fK)

331 This seems to be the story of The Last of Us 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

Well, mannish woman gets bent over a table for a bit of the in and out.

Creepy as fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (A5zUN)

332 The Lasso of Oh No You Di'int

---

This made me lol.

Posted by: SMH at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (RU4sa)

333 More like DC Commies.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (CKyRi)

334 284
I think I read my last comic book at age 10.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (9jxbm)

++++
Me, too. But I had no interest in Superman or any other Super Hero. I did enjoy immensely the Calvin and Hobbs comic books we had when my kids were young.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (T2NR8)

335 >Kids' cartoons today are aggressively stupid. We had them back in the day. But, there were a lot that were decent. Now it's crappy art with nonsense stories.

That's somewhat true, but not entirely. There's still a few programs out there that are smart and are hilariously funny for adults too. The Amazing World of Gumball is one that comes to mind. Lots of "wink wink nudge nudge" humor in there that makes no sense to the kids but will to the parents, kind of like the golden age of Looney Tunes. One of my favorite episodes is "The Console", where the characters live out a RPG in their town (specifically FF VII). Ridiculously entertaining for a Gen Xer.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (L106N)

336 311 in the PS4 Spider-Man, Mary Jane was downgraded from actual supermodel and "jackpot" to dumpy freckled girl in the AV club.

i still don't understand what was wrong with ursula, the girl next door in the movie. she knew how to make cookies, which are kind of proto-sandwiches.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (v3pYe)

337 I applaud the "our customers suck" business model that MLB, NFL, NBA, DC Comics and a host of other businesses are going with.



What's funny to me is that American cinema has relied on the foreign
market to cover up for their sins here. "The celestials will watch
anything," they mused.



yet...what happens when the chinaman learns to make movies and sell
them here to compete with American Hollywood (actually Baton Rouge and
Georgia) movies?



A bunch of movies already are...like Bloodshot.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (rnk6i)

In my understanding, you have to be careful not to be too woke for the Chinese. It if fine to have little dialogue and lots of explosions, but don't get too woke.

You wont see the Howard's End and the Remains of the Day type films getting much Hollywood support.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (o1Bgo)

338 Warner Media lays off 800 Yaaaay!!!! Now do Hollywood.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (cCxiu)

339 331 This seems to be the story of The Last of Us 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

Well, mannish woman gets bent over a table for a bit of the in and out.

Creepy as fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (A5zUN)

========

I've heard that it's nihilism distilled into video game form.

Sounds fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

340 @313 WOPR-Thanks for the info.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (0jZnq)

341 At the same time they are eliminating any normal relationship/attraction between normal, healthy men and women. It is as though, there are no relationships- except gay ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)

======

This seems to be the story of The Last of Us 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)

Even the lesbian relationship collapsed in flames. I doubt anyone still cares enough to see if Ellie can rebuild in TLOU3. That franchise is on a firm course downhill. Thanks, Neil Druckmann! You're almost as talented as Robin Eisenberg. And were promoted for the same reasons, let's face it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (Wd/c5)

342 in the PS4 Spider-Man, Mary Jane was downgraded from actual supermodel and "jackpot" to dumpy freckled girl in the AV club.
Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

You know the sad thing? I like redheads. And she was voiced by Laura Bailey, so she was still hot as hell. Even though the character was repellent as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (A5zUN)

343 speaking of SJW bullshit, all redheads from comic lore are being replaced with POCs

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (rnk6i)

344 Frank Frazetta would never get anything printed these days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (pw+jk)

345 in the PS4 Spider-Man, Mary Jane was downgraded from actual supermodel and "jackpot" to dumpy freckled girl in the AV club.

In the Marvel movies, she's a somewhat attractive slightly chubby Halfrican Puerto Rican geek girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

346 Uh oh, they're now coming after the neck gaiter.

You shall wear a *mask*, not a gaiter!

People are likely choosing these as a face-covering alternative to a mask in order to appease the mask-mandates, but also still be able to breathe when outside in summer weather. (Many MLB players are using them)

Not anymore! You shall be made to conform!

Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all

A recent study found that some easily accessible cotton cloth masks are about as effective as standard surgical masks, while popular alternatives such as neck gaiters made of thin, stretchy material may be worse than not wearing a mask at all.

https://bit.ly/2PIvjjb

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (Do5/p)

347 Wait, you're telling me there's no audience for fat, quasi-tranny person of color Wonder Woman?

Let's conduct an experiment: replace Gal Gadot with that Calvin Klein model for the next movie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (H5knJ)

348 This is really the story of Obama, isn't it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (CKyRi)

349 I was watching the Harley Quinn Cartoon that just jumped to HBO Max from the DC channel. It's not great, but whatever. However in the second season they do a cold open with a fourth wall breaking incel in a basement criticizing the show. It completely turned me off to watching any additional episodes. Sure, there are going to be people who don't like the show, but to devote any running time to mocking them. Stupid.

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (q6o8z)

350 Comics were killed off back in the 90s when they went to direct sales only and were taken off the newsstands, convenience stores spinner racks, grocery stores, etc., and were jacked up in price. They made them invisible to their core demographic (8-14 year old boys) and charged more than they could pay. They decided that comics had "grown up" and so they threw away their future customers.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (VSMOE)

351 The Fabulous Freak Brothers?

Omaha the Cat Dancer nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (6hUiM)

352 Comics were never meant to be an adult market.



Define adult: see The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.



LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (Rvt8

define adult. That definition has changed over the years.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (o1Bgo)

353 I haven't been in comics world for a while, but the point of superheros is that they're drawn as perfect naked bodies, male and female, with color applied to imply clothing.

For example, the overly sexualized Spiderwoman we talked about here a few years ago:

https://bit.ly/33R01Py

Also, Intergalactic Space Orgy would be a good band name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (q2K0j)

354 SJWs Always Lie.SJWs Always Double Down.They are Corporate Cancer.
There is one solution. Fire them immediately and answer NONE of their questions.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (Ckg4U)

355 Apple shouldn't be on that list. Have you ever seen their offerings on Apple TV? It's a joke.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (YcdWn)

I signed up for a free trial over the weekend just to watch Greyhound. What a pain in the ass. Nearly 15 minutes of passwords & security codes and verifications to jump through, and even more to cancel the subscription. A friend of mine was in their M. Night series "Servant", I tried to watch that just to see his walk on but it wouldn't open up.

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (Izzlo)

356 344 Frank Frazetta would never get anything printed these days.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (pw+jk)

*nods*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (d1uFV)

357 >>>343 speaking of SJW bullshit, all redheads from comic lore are being replaced with POCs

they have a funny word for it, the "ginger-" something.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Maybe "gingerasure" but I don't think that's it.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

358 I checked the DOW this morning and it was up about 300 points, breaking 28,000. Now it's down over 100 a few minutes from closing. WTF happened?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (xPl2J)

359 i still don't understand what was wrong with ursula, the girl next door in the movie. she knew how to make cookies, which are kind of proto-sandwiches.

Played by an actual model. But I loved the character, she was so sweet and awkward. I think Sam Raimi had big plans for her, but when Spider-Man 3 came out and the Studio basically took over the film and ruined it, she disappeared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

360 She's gonna lasso a flat screen at Target!

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

361 355 Apple shouldn't be on that list. Have you ever seen their offerings on Apple TV? It's a joke.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (YcdWn)

I signed up for a free trial over the weekend just to watch Greyhound. What a pain in the ass. Nearly 15 minutes of passwords & security codes and verifications to jump through, and even more to cancel the subscription. A friend of mine was in their M. Night series "Servant", I tried to watch that just to see his walk on but it wouldn't open up.
Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (Izzlo)

========

Martin Scorsese just signed a huge deal with Apple.

They're going to produce his next few pictures, the first of which is Killers of the Flower Moon.

They're investing a lot to get serious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)

362 Even Ghost of Tsushima, which I really liked, had two anomalous gay relationship quests stuck in the middle somewhere (optional quests) and they did the Pacific Rim romance option: 'Stare into each other's eyes, go do something else.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (A5zUN)

363 322
You can subscribe to and read comics online now (on your phone if you want a screen the size of a business card).

ah. you've seen my phone. last time mrs. chronda used it, she remarked on how it was like a cute little doll phone.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (v3pYe)

364 What's really bizarre is you can still draw a big lady sexy, but...

Note that this "icon" is thoroughly dead inside.

It may as well be a picture of a mannequin. That's what's so creepy. It shows you that they're not challenging ideals at all. A soulless automaton *is* the ideal.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (r43Wh)

365 No idea who any of these people are since I am older than 12 years of age hence give zero fucks about comic books. But I am happy to know they are unemployed.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (h+r2H)

366 >>>350 Comics were killed off back in the 90s when they went to direct sales only and were taken off the newsstands, convenience stores spinner racks, grocery stores, etc., and were jacked up in price. They made them invisible to their core demographic (8-14 year old boys) and charged more than they could pay. They decided that comics had "grown up" and so they threw away their future customers.

well, I think this is true, except for one thing: Given the "talent" that infected this industry, I don't think it would have mattered if they kept cutivating new comics readers or not.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (PbpT7)

367 Uh oh, they're now coming after the neck gaiter.

You shall wear a *mask*, not a gaiter!

People are likely choosing these as a face-covering alternative to a mask in order to appease the mask-mandates, but also still be able to breathe when outside in summer weather. (Many MLB players are using them)

Not anymore! You shall be made to conform!

Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all

A recent study found that some easily accessible cotton cloth masks are about as effective as standard surgical masks, while popular alternatives such as neck gaiters made of thin, stretchy material may be worse than not wearing a mask at all.

https://bit.ly/2PIvjjb
Posted by: Clyde Shelton




I'm so old, I remember when any old cloth face covering would save granny's life.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (yCZVl)

368 I looked at IMDB new releases...and Tom Clancy's WITHOUT REMORSE is coming out 2021.

spoiler...Thunder Women will play clark's love interest.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:48 PM (rnk6i)

Uh, wasn't Clark's primary love interest in that movie a whore who got butchered by her pimps, and not his wife?

Given the aggressive black supremacy angle, thanks a fucking lot Akiva Goldsman, I'll be giving it a miss.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (Wd/c5)

369 Those tiddys look so sad, they make me sad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (FtO5h)

370 Comics were killed off back in the 90s when they went to direct sales only and were taken off the newsstands, convenience stores spinner racks, grocery stores, etc., and were jacked up in price. They made them invisible to their core demographic (8-14 year old boys) and charged more than they could pay. They decided that comics had "grown up" and so they threw away their future customers.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


Interesting.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (XTyi0)

371 Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

actually L'ing MAO

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (r43Wh)

372 vPosted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (rnk6i)

In my understanding, you have to be careful not to be too woke for the Chinese. It if fine to have little dialogue and lots of explosions, but don't get too woke.

You wont see the Howard's End and the Remains of the Day type films getting much Hollywood support.
Posted by: Quint at Aug

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indy american cinema is as woke or based as you want it to be. Your indy films will be indy. There's plenty of smaller film makers doing stuff that will only be streamed. Coherence, She Dies Tomorrow, Jajajaguar. etc.

But china's aesthetic is pre-SJW hollywood. you know, the good old days of 2002. Pretty people, no weird gay shit, right and wrong.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (rnk6i)

373 I'd love to know who made a bet in the 1980's that fucking comic book culture would control every single media narrative today. If it's one of you, please loan me $100.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (DFZnL)

374 Nefarious Space Otters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (6hUiM)

375 This same thing has happened to models. Shopping online for back to school clothes for the kid and noticed that the new trend is 'united colors of Benetton' meets antifa. Sickly, androgynous, ethnically mixed and mostly unattractive.

A sample:
https://tinyurl.com/y4e2vu5q

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

376 All fished out.

@mkraju 4m

CBC Chairwoman Karen Bass is out, per
@jeffzeleny, @DanaBashCNN @merica. The Biden campaign has informed some of the women the former Vice President's team vetted about his choice of running mate.

Karen Bass was told by Biden himself that she was not the pick

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (S+F2a)

377 Someone get Guy Siley some Elbows, Stat!

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (465Vx)

378 I notice my nephews are all into Japanese entertainment.

It is weird to say the least, but less disgusting then most of western pop culture and cares a lot less about politics.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:47 PM (qlFIA)

Western culture is dying from self-inflicted wounds. Who wants to read shit that knows it's shit and tells you that you are shit when you could read something fun?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 11, 2020 03:54 PM (TAXCv)

379 A recent study found that some easily accessible cotton cloth masks are about as effective as standard surgical masks,

Posted by: Clyde Shelton




Yeah. When it's sweatshirt material and thick enough you can't breathe thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 03:54 PM (yCZVl)

380 That 1984 Wonder Woman reminds me of the old joke about the 'Wonder' Bra.

Posted by: Long time lurker, first time poster at August 11, 2020 03:54 PM (jI02I)

381 43 Is that e in dildoes superfluous?

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:23 PM

Gonna have to get Dan Quayle to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Billy Batts at August 11, 2020 03:54 PM (j3jZX)

382 377 All fished out.

@mkraju 4m

CBC Chairwoman Karen Bass is out, per
@jeffzeleny, @DanaBashCNN @merica. The Biden campaign has informed some of the women the former Vice President's team vetted about his choice of running mate.

Karen Bass was told by Biden himself that she was not the pick
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (S+F2a)

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Damn...I wanted her to be the pick. She would have been worse than Warren.

Not that I thought she had a great shot, but still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (UWqZJ)

383 Rice A Phoney

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (6i2m+)

384 Reminds of the most implausible part of the original Spider Man movie.

Not the thing about a guy bitten by a radioactive spider who shoots webs out of his wrists.
But Kirstin Dunst romantically interested in Toby McGuire? No way Bro.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (koNhm)

385 >>>382 43 Is that e in dildoes superfluous?

Posted by: garrett

the extra "e" is for extra ecstacy.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (PbpT7)

386 How does one become such a fat pig without a single tankard of ale?

Posted by: Fat Thor at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (1g7ch)

387
Yeah. When it's sweatshirt material and thick enough you can't breathe thru.

___

Can't get covid if you don't breathe!

Posted by: Some Smart Karen at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (qlFIA)

388 1970's: Superman vs. Amazing Spider-Man
1980's: Uncanny X-Men/New Teen Titans
1990's: Batman/Spawn, Batman/Punisher, etc.
2000's: JLA/Avengers

I can't wait for the next big crossover:

2020: Fat Wonder Woman/Snowflake & Safe Space

Posted by: Kensington at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (IRDr0)

389 The Fabulous Freak Brothers?

Omaha the Cat Dancer nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (6hUiM)


Or Cherry Poptart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (2JVJo)

390 Ghost of Tsushima should have been - The Imperial Russian Navy is back and they want revenge.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (6hUiM)

391 385 Reminds of the most implausible part of the original Spider Man movie.

Not the thing about a guy bitten by a radioactive spider who shoots webs out of his wrists.
But Kirstin Dunst romantically interested in Toby McGuire? No way Bro.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (koNhm)

========

It helps that he saved her life like three times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (UWqZJ)

392 What's funny to me is that American cinema has relied on the foreign market to cover up for their sins here. "The celestials will watch anything," they mused.

yet...what happens when the chinaman learns to make movies and sell them here to compete with American Hollywood (actually Baton Rouge and Georgia) movies?

A bunch of movies already are...like Bloodshot.
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:45 PM (rnk6i)


I think Hollywood faces a real threat from Bollywood. Their movies are surprisingly engaging.

As an aside, I've long wondered where the expression "celestial" comes from? Anyone know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (9jxbm)

393 They should have done the Biden VP Nomination like a Final Episode of The Bachelor.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (3+DoY)

394 Can't stand it. Whoever came up with beanmouth sound be beaten with a rubber hose and anyone drawing CalArts should be deported.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 03:41 PM (VSMOE)



It's as simple as that thin line is easier to use when drawing with computer animation tools.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (GbPPJ)

395 I notice my nephews are all into Japanese entertainment.

Posted by: 18-1



Go long on investing in used Japanese girl's underwear vending machines!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (yCZVl)

396 They can refocus on my butthole.

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (Ir8JT)

397 Western Culture in this county died when the first person said "you can't do that today" and no one came back at them.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (o1Bgo)

398 345 in the PS4 Spider-Man, Mary Jane was downgraded from actual supermodel and "jackpot" to dumpy freckled girl in the AV club.

In the Marvel movies, she's a somewhat attractive slightly chubby Halfrican Puerto Rican geek girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Augu

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this was mentioned earlier...ginerasure...but also that the Sony spiderman movie rights was separate from the MCU-ish spiderman.

Things are different. Like a milf-aunt-mae(?) and Mary Jane is now ugly. Just enough to be different. You know, for the lawyers.

But...the spiderman movies pulled back suggesting that the Zandaya character is not mary jane when she's called "mj"...who knows.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (rnk6i)

399 Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all



suddenly I'm interested

Posted by: x at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (nFwvY)

400 But china's aesthetic is pre-SJW hollywood. you know, the good old days of 2002. Pretty people, no weird gay shit, right and wrong.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (rnk6i)

Korea is mostly the same way, as is India (though that can change, especially with globalist sponsored films). Just about any Asian nation is culturally a vast improvement over the filth pushed by people like Eisenberg, Goldsman, Druckmann, and Weinstein.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (Wd/c5)

401
375 Nefarious Space Otters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (6hUiM)

Dum dum dum!

Space Otters, The Galactic War For Your Squeekhole!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (6i2m+)

402 360

Played by an actual model. But I loved the character, she was so sweet and awkward. I think Sam Raimi had big plans for her, but when Spider-Man 3 came out and the Studio basically took over the film and ruined it, she disappeared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM

She plays the Librarian Zelda Schiff in the series "The Magicians". Really good in that.

https://imdb.to/3iucpJd

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (Do5/p)

403 But Kirstin Dunst romantically interested in Toby McGuire? No way Bro.

***

Didn't her career disappear at some point? Presumably she said no to some Weinstein and well....

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (qlFIA)

404 I've heard that it's nihilism distilled into video game form.

Sounds fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

Have not played it, just seen clips. I thought the first one was empty enough that I did not want to pay $60 to 'play' a 'game' whose primary motivation seems to be to depress me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (A5zUN)

405 >>>1990's: Batman/Spawn, Batman/Punisher, etc.


they did a Batman/Hulk, I think either in the 70s or early 80s. I never read it. It seemed a bad pairing to me. WTH would these characters do with the other?

Batman was also crossed over with Judge Dredd in the 90s. I remember liking those.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (PbpT7)

406 I saw part of a Bollywood action movie and the stunts were insane. It was hilarious.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (xfb67)

407
Kirsten Dunst is quite homely. Unless filmed from the right angle in optimal lighting, she's no looker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (H5knJ)

408 359 I checked the DOW this morning and it was up about 300 points, breaking 28,000. Now it's down over 100 a few minutes from closing. WTF happened?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 03:51 PM (xPl2J)

Tank Abrams belched?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)

409 DC and WB can die just like the big fucking rat. Die media die.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (0OmEj)

410 They should have done the Biden VP Nomination like a Final Episode of The Bachelor.

Posted by: garrett





Or the final episode of Lost.

We're all fucking dead and in purgatory.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (BM2fS)

411 Comics were killed off back in the 90s when they went to direct sales only and were taken off the newsstands, convenience stores spinner racks, grocery stores, etc., and were jacked up in price.

Yeah when I started reading comics, they were 60 cents each. I could afford that once in a while. And I could read ones off the rack that I didn't buy, even if it wasn't as good as having it to read at home.

Their astronomical prices and gimmicks (lenticular covers! Multiple covers! Collectable issues! 3d!) and focus on late teens and early 20s boys ruined a lot of titles and drove away a lot of potential buyers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

412 Kirsten Dunst, turning Japanese I really think so.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (6hUiM)

413 Anybody remember "Heavy Metal" comics? There 'Art' was pretty good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (9kSQM)

414 405 I've heard that it's nihilism distilled into video game form.

Sounds fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

Have not played it, just seen clips. I thought the first one was empty enough that I did not want to pay $60 to 'play' a 'game' whose primary motivation seems to be to depress me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (A5zUN)

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I got the first one free with my PS4. Played through it and really enjoyed it.

I can easily see how to take it into pure nihilism, though. The ending of the first got real close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (UWqZJ)

415
The Fabulous Freak Brothers?



Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (6hUiM)


Done by the Wachowski brothers, er I mean sisters?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (N39Ws)

416 > I looked at IMDB new releases...and Tom Clancy's WITHOUT REMORSE is coming out 2021.



I read the book
didn't the main character do some vigilante-type stuff against Local Indigenous Personnel in the ghetto? I mean economically-challenged neighborhood?

seems that would be problematic today

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (iTXRQ)

417 Go long on investing in used Japanese girl's underwear vending machines!

___

Bah, I get them fresh off the vine if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Pedobear Bill Clinton at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (qlFIA)

418 This same thing has happened to models. Shopping online for back to school clothes for the kid and noticed that the new trend is 'united colors of Benetton' meets antifa. Sickly, androgynous, ethnically mixed and mostly unattractive.

A sample:
https://tinyurl.com/y4e2vu5q
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)


Just the thing to wear to the bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (9jxbm)

419 Given the aggressive black supremacy angle, thanks a fucking lot Akiva Goldsman, I'll be giving it a miss.

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huh?

We're talkign Without Remorse here.

Tom Clancy's revernge pr0n novel.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:58 PM (rnk6i)

420 @408
"Kirsten Dunst is quite homely. Unless filmed from the right angle in optimal lighting, she's no looker."

Well that much more Kirstin Dunst left for me then.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 03:58 PM (koNhm)

421 Blunder woman got no tits and a fat ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2020 03:58 PM (o2MD2)

422 in real life, Kirsten Dunst ended up with the fat friend from Friday Night Lights

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (rnk6i)

423 Apparently "Heavy Metal" comics is still around. Show's how much I pay attention to comics.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (9kSQM)

424 Unless filmed from the right angle in optimal lighting, she's no looker.

She was adorable in the Spider-Man era, with the dimples and all. From any angle.

But she's dumber than Joe Biden's stupid cousin. She's stupid as a brick, its difficult to express how monumentally idiotic she comes across in the voiceover tracks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

425 Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all



suddenly I'm interested
Posted by: x at August 11, 2020 03:56 PM (nFwvY)


How do you put it on?
Wrap it around your neck at it clamps onto its own tail?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (1g7ch)

426 Dum dum dum!

Space Otters, The Galactic War For Your Squeekhole!

Posted by: AlaBAMA




It's a BLACK HOLE!!!!

- Don LeMon

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (BM2fS)

427 425 But she's dumber than Joe Biden's stupid cousin. She's stupid as a brick, its difficult to express how monumentally idiotic she comes across in the voiceover tracks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

==========

At least she got superpowers in Melancholia.

The superpower of: Depression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (UWqZJ)

428 297
The invisible jet thing was Silver Age I think she's been able to fly personally for a long time now.

can she go super saiyan 4?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (v3pYe)

429 Reminds of the most implausible part of the original Spider Man movie.

Not the thing about a guy bitten by a radioactive spider who shoots webs out of his wrists.

-----

Shouldn't the webs shoot out of his butthole like a spider?

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 03:59 PM (Izzlo)

430 Actually she does have a tinge o personality in that picture and what is it. Unearned smug arrogant Mary Sue smarm. Aka "the Brie".

They don't know any other kind of personality because that's the only one you need to constantly criticize and destroy everything.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (r43Wh)

431 I notice my nephews are all into Japanese entertainment.



It is weird to say the least, but less disgusting then most of western pop culture and cares a lot less about politics.

Whatever you do, don't google Futanari cartoons.

Posted by: dartist at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (+ya+t)

432 We're talkign Without Remorse here.

Tom Clancy's revernge pr0n novel.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 03:58 PM (rnk6i)

I know. And the casting choices look like the producer is Tyler Perry. My disinterest has gone from casual to aggressive.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (Wd/c5)

433 Also I'm very happy that DC Comics pivoted away from that completely unathletic uggo Gal Gadot for this reboot.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (DFZnL)

434 Pssst, the VP is going to be Kamala Harris. Don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (CQ3Qb)

435 The only news I found happened around 2:30 when someone at the Fed said we're all going to die from COVID and the economy is never going to recover.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (sd8p8)

436 391 Ghost of Tsushima should have been - The Imperial Russian Navy is back and they want revenge.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (6hUiM)

Your version sounds like it could be a plot seed for another shipgirl setting.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (TAXCv)

437 I saw part of a Bollywood action movie and the stunts were insane. It was hilarious.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


They're every bit as believable as Hollywood movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (yCZVl)

438 She has the body of Mooch Obama.

Posted by: Ronster at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (90/c2)

439 400
Biden VP choice rumors roiling the market

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (4ZYW0)

440 >>How do you put it on?
Wrap it around your neck at it clamps onto its own tail?


It's like a removable foreskin, for your head.

We used to sell them under the Brand Name 'Faux Skins'.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (3+DoY)

441
Pssst, the VP is going to be Kamala Harris.

___

That sucks man.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (qlFIA)

442 treevo6, whoa...really? boo.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (rnk6i)

443 >>Pssst, the VP is going to be Kamala Harris. Don't tell anyone.

Susan Rice.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

444 Comics were never meant to be an adult market.

Yes. This. Watching thugs who would otherwise be dealing drugs or be in prison dance in the end zone is the way real men spend their free time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 04:01 PM (H5knJ)

445 I sent a tip to Ace, but in case he doesn't read his email, I encourage you to check out the statement from the Multnomah County (Portland, OR) DA's office that was released today.

Sorry for not providing a link, but in short it says that rioters get a free pass on a whole list of crimes. It also implies - strongly - that assaulting a cop is A-OK with their office.

I hope the Portland Police Bureau walks off the job en masse over this. Let the m-fer burn.

Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at August 11, 2020 04:01 PM (kcmgW)

446 I like Kirsten Dunst
It's the dimples
so cute as a vampire in Interview with a Vampire

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 11, 2020 04:01 PM (J8nVw)

447 I read the book didn't the main character do some vigilante-type stuff against Local Indigenous Personnel in the ghetto? I mean economically-challenged neighborhood?

seems that would be problematic today

Posted by: DB- just DB.




The bad guys will be neo-Nazis, no doubt.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:01 PM (BM2fS)

448 I thought Without Remorse was one of Clancy's more disappointing novels. He didn't do a very good job showing how someone became a sure thing terrifying death machine like Clark. It was basically Death Wish becomes CIA assassin because he had to in order for him to fit the story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

449 296 -- Tom Servo -- I haven't been to a comic book store for ages. I don't buy comics at Ground Zero, though, I buy toys. That may be the direction comic stores are turning -- specialty sf toy stores. Although my last purchase at GZ was the first Asterix graphic novel for a then unenlightened, but now enlightened, grandchild.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 11, 2020 04:01 PM (ipUVo)

450 nah, the veep is gonna be that fat blue chick up there

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:02 PM (iTXRQ)

451 "they did a Batman/Hulk, I think either in the 70s or early 80s. I never read it. It seemed a bad pairing to me. WTH would these characters do with the other?"
=====

Hulk smash puny Batman. Duh.

Posted by: Hulk at August 11, 2020 04:02 PM (IRDr0)

452 The only comics (aside from some very old things from my uncle) that I've read have been webcomics.

One webcomic index:
https://new.belfrycomics.net/view/all

Stuff made by hobbyists, for fun. Wokeness isn't that prevalent, or at least hasn't been. Every subject and genre is represented. Strangely enough, not a lot of straight superhero-type stuff, though there is that too.

Only problem is the extreme slowness of production, due to them being a hobby for the creators.


Posted by: MadRocketSci at August 11, 2020 04:02 PM (+G8SK)

453 so cute as a vampire in Interview with a Vampire

Yeah she was perfect casting. So cute and adorable and yet able to play disturbingly grown up very well.

Not a great film, not very well told, and casting was odd but she was terrific.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

454 @ReidPolitics

A private jet left Wilmington New Castle Airport for Bar Harbor, ME about two hours ago. Headed back to Wilmington, ETA 1:32pm ET. Anyone got eyes on Susan Rice?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

455 At least she got superpowers in Melancholia.

The superpower of: Depression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts




God, that movie.

By the end of it I was rooting for the moon/planet to hit ME.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (BM2fS)

456 Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Nope.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (CQ3Qb)

457 455 @ReidPolitics

A private jet left Wilmington New Castle Airport for Bar Harbor, ME about two hours ago. Headed back to Wilmington, ETA 1:32pm ET. Anyone got eyes on Susan Rice?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)



=========

I'm convinced that this is pure defensive move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (UWqZJ)

458 Susan Rice is the ultimate Deep State Middle Finger to America.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (BM2fS)

459 I draw the line at getting rid of redheads.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (r43Wh)

460 How do you put it on?
Wrap it around your neck at it clamps onto its own tail?
Posted by: Burnt Toast



It's an open ended tube. You scrunch it up, put it over your head, pull it down to your neck, then take the top edge, and pull up over your nose.

They're great when you are out on the lake fishing all day and collecting the reflected sun's rays off the water.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (yCZVl)

461 they did a Batman/Hulk, I think either in the 70s or early 80s.

Depending on what iteration of the Hulk it could be interesting. Batman has paired up with everyone so far, like Wolverine has heh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

462 Susan Rice.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)


Definitely.


Heh. She's AWFUL.


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (ySQBZ)

463 >A private jet left Wilmington New Castle Airport for Bar Harbor, ME

Bah Hahbah?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (iTXRQ)

464 Kirsten Dunst is quite homely. Unless filmed from the right angle in optimal lighting, she's no looker.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (H5knJ)


Did not age well.
Or, to put a positive spin on it...

She sure did fill in!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (1g7ch)

465 We are also working closely with WarnerMedia on all of our DEI
strategies and are thankful for their support and the opportunities they
open up in this area.
Swap DEI for DIE and they just about got it right.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (VNmG1)

466 fucking Killmonger from black panther is John Clark????

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (rnk6i)

467 Now they're going to have to reshoot WW84 with Lena Dumbham as WW.

Posted by: drerbrerard at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (iq2/S)

468 456 At least she got superpowers in Melancholia.

The superpower of: Depression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts




God, that movie.

By the end of it I was rooting for the moon/planet to hit ME.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (BM2fS)

=========

The first half was great. Legitimately great. A fantastic look at depression and its effects.

The second half was "depression is a superpower" and "people who think there's more to life are blind."

It doesn't work as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:04 PM (UWqZJ)

469 Rice A Phoney, The Deep State Liar

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (6i2m+)

470 Susan Rice's son was president of the Stanford College Republicans and supports Trump.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (xPl2J)

471 At least she got superpowers in Melancholia.

The superpower of: Depression.
getting naked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (q2K0j)

472 Whatever you do, don't google Futanari cartoons.

Or shota.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (2JVJo)

473 >>I'm convinced that this is pure defensive move.

100%

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

474 Or the final episode of Lost.

We're all fucking dead and in purgatory.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (BM2fS)


Wasn't that the first episode?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (1g7ch)

475 >They're great when you are out on the lake fishing all day and collecting the reflected sun's rays off the water.
Posted by: rickb223


they're really handy- wore them a lot during my motorcycling times, and it's what I use now as a 'mask' when I can't avoid it

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (iTXRQ)

476 Shine box sock, off.

Saw a meme video the other night, and in it was a clip of third-worlders in wife-beaters in what looked to be an abandoned warehouse, making COVID masks. One at a sewing machine, feeding a giant pile of masks on the floor, and three men literally using a concrete floor to fold the accordion folds with their dirty hands.

Wish I could find the source, but it didn't surprise me.

I just nodded, and said "Yep."

I see a lot of things lately that make me just Nod And Say, "Yep."

Like that headline being discussed in the last thread. Yep. That's where we're at now. Yep.

Posted by: Billy Batts at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (j3jZX)

477 Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all


Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM (Do5/p)

I saw this recently and laughed. It's marvelous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 04:06 PM (xT2tT)

478 414 Anybody remember "Heavy Metal" comics? There 'Art' was pretty good.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (9kSQM)

I even subscribed to Heavy Metal for a while - I loved that one! A lot of Euro-French fantasy art in it, especially Moebius, who did a lot of the design work for 5th Element.

I gave it up in the early 80's, I suppose that was the last time I ever bought a comic book.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

479 I was into comics in the early 90's. It seemed most of my peers were also, sort of that pre-teen age.

But what is the modern audience for comic books? They used to be sold at easy to access places like 7-11, I'm guessing now it's only comic book shops and online, I doubt kids really frequent places like that anymore. No matter what your politics, is any audience really into this woke garbage?

It's amazing what can be pirated online, you can have pretty much any classic comic book you want on your tablet, with websites making it very easy to browse. Like Napster but it seems comic companies dont have the resources to fight it. That has to be devastating to the bottom line.

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2020 04:06 PM (gkdnV)

480 Kirsten Dunst always looked like a girl who was battling weight issues, so its not surprising if she got heavy. But yeah her window was pretty narrow between cute and got old. Hard to deal with that as an actress, especially when your whole career is "ain't I cute??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

481 I do not understand. Do these executives think their market is ivy school elites, SJW suburban wine moms and lgbtqetc activists?
I mean, seriously....
And isn't being overweight unhealthy and makes you susceptible to dying from COVID so why are they encouraging this?
This is all so f'ing ridiculous. I hope they all go bankrupt.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2020 04:06 PM (sd8p8)

482 Apropos of Susan Rice I'm seriously waiting for Obama to announce some kind of quasi-official "Active Advisor" (crypto Co President) role to Biden to make this even more an attempt to make this seem like the third Obama term.

I still believe the Shit Midas effect will have its way but don't say they didn't try.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (koNhm)

483 Do they think Michiganers STILL like Witmer?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (ySQBZ)

484 393
As an aside, I've long wondered where the expression "celestial" comes from? Anyone know?

caelum is latin for sky.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (v3pYe)

485 If "Rooster teeth" fails, pls consider "Dolphin Kneecaps"

Posted by: Rageaholic at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (U2yGD)

486 Stern Pinball is making a Heavy Metal Pin.


Came out a few months back. It's a contract machine built for whomever has the License...but you can buy one.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (3+DoY)

487 462 they did a Batman/Hulk, I think either in the 70s or early 80s.

Depending on what iteration of the Hulk it could be interesting. Batman has paired up with everyone so far, like Wolverine has heh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

AFAIK, Batman hasn't teamed up with Wolverine. You'd think that would be a no-brainer.

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (Izzlo)

488 I said, shine box sock OFF.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (j3jZX)

489 Are we still having Aug nova mome?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (ySQBZ)

490 I know I think kind of weirdly, but I find it a bit odd that they're doing WW1984, when it's just become clear we're living in 1984, and on top of all that we're about to have a replay of the 1984 election.

As much as one can in modern times anyway.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (r43Wh)

491 I think Susan Rice also.

Ugh. She's one tough cookie with a mouth like a longshoreman. She'll have no problem threatening people either.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (sGotD)

492 >>Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all


I've only been using one of my gaiter since day 1 of this crap. If I can wear one fishing for 4 hours in the blazing sun I can wear one for a few minutes while I run into the store.

I don't care if it works or not.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)

493 Or the final episode of Lost.



We're all fucking dead and in purgatory.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (BM2fS)





Wasn't that the first episode?





Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (1g7ch)
serous answer, mock me if that is your want.

Everything that happened on the island was real and it happened. Sure some commented early on that they might be dead and were in purgatory. But the ending showed a point in time after they all died over the years and came together to understand it all.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (o1Bgo)

494 That has to be devastating to the bottom line.

Not really, old comics aren't a commodity for comic companies like music is for musicians or record companies. They don't have any kind of archive business and nobody rolls out old comics to read on the radio or TV. Once they are out, they're pretty much dead and disposable.

The only way comic book companies make money on old comics is compiled into books which are worth getting just to have the story in one book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

495 I had no idea there are leaked nude selfies of Kirsten Dunst online

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:09 PM (iTXRQ)

496 The primary message of advertising and "content" in children's media is and has been: "Your parents are stupid and old and you are smart and different."

Your objection is a selling point. Your objection is "baked in."

Posted by: Gilded Age II, where Madison Avenue is your daddy at August 11, 2020 04:09 PM (BRkq2)

497 I don't know what a neck gaiter is. But it can't be worse than a neck goiter.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:09 PM (o1Bgo)

498 I demand that poll troll show up to talk about the new Arizona poll that shows Trump ahead of Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:09 PM (UWqZJ)

499 Is that Michelle Obama on the comic cover? Kinda thin for her, but...

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 04:09 PM (3vIkC)

500 $3.99? 3.99!! I thought comics were 10 cents!

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (MVjcR)

501 What else could a rooster and chattering teeth be a reference to? Cock Dentures? Chicken Chatter? If I wasn't told about the property and saw a small picture of chattering teeth I'd assume this was a parody of woke.

She's got hips a mile across, and boobs the size of a half tennis ball. Thunder Thighs Activate!


Sadly, nothing is a parody any longer. The Babylon Bee is just a forecast, and only just barely.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (8B6Ng)

502 AFAIK, Batman hasn't teamed up with Wolverine. You'd think that would be a no-brainer.

You know, that is odd. Batman even teamed up with Punisher (who shot him, heh). Maybe both companies felt they would not gain by putting their most popular character into another company's comic that way. I could see them getting along pretty well.

I mean Batman teamed up with freaking Grendel for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

503 Why can a former VP run for Pres anyway? He already had 8 years where he could have potentially been Pres.

A former Pres can't be a VP because he's already been Pres.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

504 Wasn't that the first episode?

Posted by: Burnt Toast



Finale.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (BM2fS)

505 Go Nagai's Cutey Honey

https://youtu.be/k_8EEehlweU

"Onegai!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (6hUiM)

506 I wonder what Valerie Jarrett is up to lately?

She can't be far from any of this, can she?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (j3jZX)

507 I know I think kind of weirdly, but I find it a bit odd that they're doing WW1984, when it's just become clear we're living in 1984.....



I think that WW cover is precisely how America looks 2020. Nailed it.

Posted by: Rageaholic at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (U2yGD)

508 441
>>How do you put it on?

Wrap it around your neck at it clamps onto its own tail?





It's like a removable foreskin, for your head.


ha. well, that certainly explains the way *one* person around here wears his...

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (v3pYe)

509 Their astronomical prices and gimmicks (lenticular
covers! Multiple covers! Collectable issues! 3d!) and focus on late
teens and early 20s boys ruined a lot of titles and drove away a lot of
potential buyers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

X-Men 400 holographic cover. That print stock costs more than Travertine tile per unit.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 11, 2020 04:11 PM (k/TB6)

510 I have a fear that Wonder Woman 1984 is going to suck sour apples. They did pretty well with the first film, despite some flaws, but I have no confidence they'll get a second one right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:38 PM (KZzsI)



Last I heard, DC is using "Wonder Woman 1984" to make a Wonder Woman "Flashpoint" to reboot the DC Universe.

With all the other stuff going on in the movie, there may be too much plot, which usually is a movie killer.
(ex: See the Justice League movie by DC)

we'll see.

Though the SNL chick gives me, big doubts. I haven't seen a movie with her in it where I "believed" her character.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2020 04:11 PM (dWwl8)

511 411
They should have done the Biden VP Nomination like a Final Episode of The Bachelor.



Posted by: garrett


I'm thinking one of the old-style "bra and panties" matches from the WWE...

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 04:11 PM (3vIkC)

512 Beowulf killed Grendel a long time ago.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (ySQBZ)

513 461
How do you put it on?

Wrap it around your neck at it clamps onto its own tail?

Posted by: Burnt Toast







It's an open ended tube. You scrunch it up, put it over your head,
pull it down to your neck, then take the top edge, and pull up over your
nose.



They're great when you are out on the lake fishing all day and collecting the reflected sun's rays off the water.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:03 PM (yCZVl)
I have a few of these == check out facetekmask dot com

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (N39Ws)

514 Everything that happened on the island was real and it happened. Sure some commented early on that they might be dead and were in purgatory. But the ending showed a point in time after they all died over the years and came together to understand it all.

Posted by: Quint



Ah so desu ka.

I did not wakarimasu that.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (BM2fS)

515 > I don't know what a neck gaiter is. But it can't be worse than a neck goiter.
Posted by: Quint


go to Amazon and search '12 in one headband'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (iTXRQ)

516 Not the private jet stuff again, lol.

In 2008 a flight from Anchorage to Dayton was an interesting and turned out accurate thing for Palin being the VO. But that is because Anchorage to Dayton is a pretty rare thing. But Maine to Delaware in summer is a common thing. Bar Harbor is where rich peeps summer. Flights from all over the east coast go there all the time.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (h+r2H)

517 They should have done the Biden VP Nomination like a Final Episode of The Bachelor.





Posted by: garrett


The Dating Game is better. Let Joe ask them creepy questions.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (xPl2J)

518 513 Beowulf killed Grendel a long time ago.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (ySQBZ)

========

It's still up for debate whether he killed Grendel's mother, though.

Why didn't he bring back proof of her death when he came back? Why did he bring back Grendel's arm?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (UWqZJ)

519 478

Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 03:50 PM

I saw this recently and laughed. It's marvelous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2020 04:06 PM

Heh. Now any of us who get harassed by Karens for not wearing a mask can retort with "Hey, shaddup, consider yourself lucky that I'm not wearing a neck gaiter!"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 04:13 PM (Do5/p)

520 Three women leading the "Diversity, Equity and Inclusion" bullshit.

Of course.

Posted by: Venus at August 11, 2020 04:13 PM (iYXhj)

521 I can't wait for all this shit to be over and they start quietly admitting that wearing masks did nothing to actually slow the spread.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:13 PM (YcdWn)

522 horribly OT, but funny:

Just got a snapchat video from my Marine.

He's out in an armored vehicle in the california desert making sure the AC works. So, he's sitting in the cab with the AC on high, blowing his hair back while the rest of the crew works outside.

I love him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 04:13 PM (W2Pud)

523 Can't get covid if you don't breathe!
Posted by: Some Smart Karen at August 11, 2020 03:55 PM (qlFIA)

Hold your breath! Save lives! We're all in this toge----(thump!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (FtO5h)

524 >>>It looks more like 1979 disco aesthetic to me, not 80s at all. 1980s were pastel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

Oh, you nailed it. I knew there was something really off.

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (q177U)

525 Why can a former VP run for Pres anyway? He already had 8 years where he could have potentially been Pres.



A former Pres can't be a VP because he's already been Pres.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

Nixon, Bush SR and otrhers.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (o1Bgo)

526 Surgical mask, gaiter, homemade face covering, none of them have stopped a big surge of cases in Hawaii in spite of masks being required since early July.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (VSMOE)

527 Lieberman wants another barrier broken.


Because the last one worked out so well. *snort*

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (ySQBZ)

528 519
Why didn't he bring back proof of her death when he came back? Why did he bring back Grendel's arm?

everybody can use a hand.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (v3pYe)

529 525 >>>It looks more like 1979 disco aesthetic to me, not 80s at all. 1980s were pastel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

Oh, you nailed it. I knew there was something really off.
Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (q177U)

=========

Xanadu...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (UWqZJ)

530 I can't wait for all this shit to be over and they start quietly admitting that wearing masks did nothing to actually slow the spread.

Probably be 3-4 years from now before we start getting that admission.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

531
Hollywood
1 - are they still clapping for Fauci, CNN and shutdowns?
2 - will alyssa milano ever be able to find a job again? Hairless and all?
3 - a great opportunity for conservatives/smart and creative people to move into those positions or start up in competition

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (rjE57)

532
Warner Media donated a large sum to the Burn Loot Murder Inc. terrorists.

Too bad it's the employees that get it in the neck, but I wager more than a few were happy to give as well.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (s2VJv)

533 SAFishing.com USED to sell neck gaiters in about 100 different patterns.

Since Covid, they are only selling in about 10 basic patterns.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (yCZVl)

534 Well Xanadu has Olivia Newton-John ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (6hUiM)

535 >>> The cover is interesting because while Wonder Woman is clearly fat, she has no breasts, really. That's now standard SJW artistic practice -- men like boobs so women must not be drawn with them, to defeat the "male gaze."

Hit the nail on the head. All men in comics must be jacked ripped with bristling pecs and abs, pictures of idealistic male physique.

All women must be unattractive.

What's HI-LAR-I-OUS is the fact that the skinny model craze foisted on society in the late 60's gave way to the "unhealthy body image" SJW screeching of the 80's and 90's"

Women shouting "Real women have curves!!!!!111"

At men like we hadn't noticed.

When they were met with a gasp of relief from men "finally enough of the twigs, give me some real T&A" with the rise of Anna Nichol Smith, Carmen Electra, et al the SJW harpies were appalled.

And they ran into a human truth that enraged them for they could not conquer it. Men are attracted to pretty much any reasonably healthy woman between the ages of 16 and 50 There was really NO womanly form men weren't sexually attracted to.

It's taken years to find a new paradigm but now you have it.

The new SJW standard woman is unhealthy high BF% with abnormally low fat tissue deposits in breasts. Essentially signaling to a man on a instinctual level that the women's sexual hormones are significantly out of whack (otherwise pounds on the butt would be matched with pounds in the breasts)

Basically they are highlighting an abnormal unhealthy woman because the *only* way men don't find women attractive is if we instinctually believe a woman isn't healthy.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (Y6UV7)

536 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 04:13 PM (W2Pud)

29 Palms during the summer is no good. Glad he is staying hydrated. Semper Fi

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (k/TB6)

537 Came out a few months back. It's a contract machine built for whomever has the License...but you can buy one.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (3+DoY)

STERN!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_I_KOSEJs

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)

538 "artist's (Robin Eisenberg's) work"

OK, I looked at it. She's a sh!t artist. Subject matter doesn't even come into the discussion, because her technical skills are zero.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (qpX6U)

539 I thought Rooster Teeth's parody if Halo was great. I'm sad for them, just a little. Is there a good video game coming out anytime that isn't full of SJWokeness? The Last of Us 2 was a mess of it. I didn't like Ghost of Tsushima, not my thing.

Posted by: Megthered at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (NeHGe)

540 481 Kirsten Dunst always looked like a girl who was battling weight issues, so its not surprising if she got heavy.

Ah, well. We'll always have the wet T-shirt in the rain scene from Spiderman.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (FtO5h)

541 Susan Rice.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

It was always Rice - the whole will he - won't he? game was bullshit and meant to get the liberal press to print up the whole "electricity of the moment" retarded thing - Obama was always going to install his surrogate - that was the price of his indorsement.

If Biden wins - welcome to Obama 3.0

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (w2LAm)

542 Tank! our next VP soon to be President....wow, widen the doorways at the WH. Like they did in the Plantation homes in the south to let the ladies and their wide flared dresses pass through.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (cJXul)

543 Neil Cavuto looks like a purse holder too.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (ySQBZ)

544 What else could a rooster and chattering teeth be a reference to? Cock Dentures? Chicken Chatter?



Cock Bite.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (BM2fS)

545 YAY!

Criterion announced the Fellini box set!

Huzzah!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (UWqZJ)

546
The character looks like Peter Max did a version of the transsexual freakazoid on the giant Calvin Klein billboard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)

547 Hit the nail on the head. All men in comics must be jacked ripped with bristling pecs and abs, pictures of idealistic male physique.
-------

Because that's what gay men want to see.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (r43Wh)

548 I can't wait for all this shit to be over and they start quietly admitting that wearing masks did nothing to actually slow the spread.

Probably be 3-4 years from now before we start getting that admission.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I have a list of people that will have to line up and lick and tell me how my ass tastes when that happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (yCZVl)

549 I told you.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

550 Do they think Michiganers STILL like Witmer?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM (ySQBZ)


She's going to win re-election in a landslide.

Hear me now, believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (2JVJo)

551 It's still up for debate whether he killed Grendel's mother, though.

Why didn't he bring back proof of her death when he came back? Why did he bring back Grendel's arm?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random

thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:12 PM (UWqZJ)



He banged Grendel's Mom and that how we got Nancy Pelosi.*




*"Super Hag: Origin, Issue 1, Date 1556."

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (dWwl8)

552 One of these days y'all gonna learn to listen to me.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

553 Wonder if this artist ever got a big time gig? Had found them on DeviantArt

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/09/911-nyc-and-usa.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (6hUiM)

554 The only thing that makes it 80a is the stupid, cliched "synrhwave" design in the border. Pink and blue, 3D grid pattern, and the font. Designed by people who never lived until the 2000s.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (j3jZX)

555 There are a lot of very untalented people thinking they will succeed based on the stridency of their correct mindthoughts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

556 Awesome, Joe's going the incredibly unlikable route.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

557 Obama was always going to install his surrogate - that was the price of his indorsement.

If Biden wins - welcome to Obama 3.0

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (w2LAm)

Biden was the "Obama"/DS candidate all along. "You don't have to do this Joe" was part of the script. Shocking they would lie, isn't it?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (r43Wh)

558 KamelToe?



Can't wait until Trump runs a commercial of her laughing about smoking pot herself while putting black men in prison for pot crimes.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (BM2fS)

559 Tank! our next VP soon to be President....wow, widen the doorways at the WH.

"I can finally get my umbrella through!"
--Bumbles O'Bama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

560 I see that Sally Yates will be speaking at the dem convention.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (sGotD)

561 Kamel Toe?

Alrighty then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

562 Biden and Rice are both running because of the longstanding rule that you can't investigate someone who is running on a presidential ticket.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (r43Wh)

563 right...the polls would have us believe that 2 months of DNC approved rioting has had no effect on basically anyone.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (rnk6i)

564 Is Bidens campaign just going to announce it or are they gonna take the chance and let him out?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (AD3JT)

565 And it is KamelToe!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (N39Ws)

566
One wonders, "Is that a woman?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

567 Rice A Phoney, The Deep State Liar
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:05 PM (6i2m+)
.......

and Vagina of Color

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

568 What happened to the stock market? It was up over 300 earlier?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (Zmnko)

569 Kamala fucked up her face just in time.

Let the games begin!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

570 Cough, cough.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

571 WHOOT

Kamala is it.

Lmao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (ySQBZ)

572 I been waiting for the all mask motion picture to be released...I know there are some porno videos out that show that ....kinky.

Posted by: Colin at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (cJXul)

573 Are the kids still saying things are "lit" nowadays?

Pssst, the VP is going to be Kamala Harris. Don't tell anyone.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:00 PM (CQ3Qb)


This is gonna be LIT!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (NiXyF)

574 Wonder if this artist ever got a big time gig? Had found them on DeviantArt

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/09/911-nyc-and-usa.html


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (6hUiM)


Name seems... strangely familiar.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (8B6Ng)

575 Kamala fucked up her face just in time.

Let the games begin!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)


Gonna have to call "phrasing" on this, Jane.

Posted by: filbert at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (NiXyF)

576 KH's only political skill will not help Biden's campaign. I mean, how many BJ's can you give in less than 90 days? Certainly not enough to move the margins.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (RKLPC)

577 Miz Knee-pads for the win?

Siriusly?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (6hUiM)

578 All men in comics must be jacked ripped with bristling pecs and abs, pictures of idealistic male physique.

The physique of comic book men over the years is like an arms race. Every time some new super strong guy came out, he was bigger, until the Hulk is so big his pecs are the size of a normal person. And the old strong guys had to be more ripped and bigger to compensate: Superman from 1940 was small for a martial arts character in comics today. Batman went from a gymnast-type of build to a gigantic jacked monster.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

579 So it's Kamala. So the Dem 2020 ticket is Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: sinalco at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (yODqO)

580 Bwahahahaha. Kamala.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (sGotD)

581 549
I can't wait for all this shit to be over and they start quietly
admitting that wearing masks did nothing to actually slow the spread.



Probably be 3-4 years from now before we start getting that admission.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor





I have a list of people that will have to line up and lick and tell me how my ass tastes when that happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM (yCZVl)

I have a similar list. Want to meet up for dinner at Chipotle or Taco Bell the day before?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

582 WHOOT



Kamala is it.



Lmao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:19 PM (ySQBZ)


Let the games begin.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (8B6Ng)

583 I wear a military cravat/Do Rag/ Drive on rag.
I bet it is similar to the gaiters, but with more history as I have had it over 30 years. At this point I just don't give an F. It seems now wearing a mask is not enough, it has to be that pansy light blue medical mask. Let's see if the companies change their guidelines and require us to wear a state approved mask.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (o1Bgo)

584 Joe sez she's a fearless fighter for the little guy.

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

585 ABC News says Kamala is the VP pick.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (qpX6U)

586 Sidebar crossbow vs longbow dispute - in CA, a crossbow hunting season is with guns. There is no comparison. The new crossbows are essentially silent guns, easy to load and fire and deadly accurate even for the novice.

Posted by: Jack's Trap at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (U2yGD)

587 Kamala means they think they can win. Hubris.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (r43Wh)

588 143

Lynda Carter >>>>>>EVERYTHING

her in 2016:
https://celebmafia.com/lynda-carter-gracie-awards-gala-beverly-hills-5242016-540341

FUCK
YES
I
WILL
REPEATEDLY
UNTIL
I'M
RAW

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (6MoD2)

589 That has to be devastating to the bottom line.

Not really, old comics aren't a commodity for comic companies like music is for musicians or record companies. They don't have any kind of archive business and nobody rolls out old comics to read on the radio or TV. Once they are out, they're pretty much dead and disposable.

The only way comic book companies make money on old comics is compiled into books which are worth getting just to have the story in one book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

___________________

I should have been more specific and said both classic and stuff not that old, like a few months. So anyone that wants this can find about a dozen sites that catalog it very nice and neat and you can download as a .cbr file.

Considering a lot of this is sold online anyway, I'm thinking it's a pretty easy step for people to just pirate it. Look at some of these sites like newcomic.info

It's just a free for all and I don't feel bad for these companies in the least.

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (gkdnV)

590 Wearing a neck gaiter may be worse than no mask at all


I've only been using one of my gaiter since day 1 of this crap. If I can wear one fishing for 4 hours in the blazing sun I can wear one for a few minutes while I run into the store.

I don't care if it works or not.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)


Same here

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (M+Lyo)

591 KamelToe?



Can't wait until Trump runs a commercial of her laughing about smoking pot herself while putting black men in prison for pot crimes.
Posted by: Sharkman



Yeah. Game on.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (yCZVl)

592 Biden picked the one who likes to put black people in jail. That'll work.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (CQ3Qb)

593 DC and Marvels comic sales are HORRIBLE. In a country of 330 million, each month the top titles sell between 80,000 and 110,000. Insanely low for the popularity of the characters. Because... The writing sucks, the price is too high, and the stories are extended "epics" that require a years worth of purchases for a single arc. If EVS is right and Time Warner will be farming our the IP to other companies to publish, hopefully they can recover the brand and get new readers... But probably not.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (KTq2u)

594 By day Kamel-toe would send pot heads to jail.

By night Kamel-toe would get stoned with the elites.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (E7vND)

595 So it's Kamala. So the Dem 2020 ticket is Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: sinalco at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (yODqO)


Flaming skull?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (8B6Ng)

596 Awesome, Joe's going the incredibly unlikable route.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2020 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Trump's chances of winning CA just went up.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

597 So who did she blow to get the nod?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (YcdWn)

598 See I always figured it would be Kamala but recent events and news made me drop that idea. Huh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

599 wonder if kamela is going to keep bragging about how many black men she put in jail for smoking weed?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (W2Pud)

600 Is Bidens campaign just going to announce it or are they gonna take the chance and let him out?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2020 04:18 PM (AD3JT)

My guess...just announce

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (w2LAm)

601

We watched Tom Hank's war movie, Greyhound this weekend. I think it is on apple tv, not netflix, but dunno.

It was a bit thin. Hanks did not do a great job imo. Just a lot of cheap camera shots of his face as if they would do it.

The war action was decent though. And some historical references.

My PC/SJW antenna was not raised. It's an action flick. Very simple plot. And not an overly long movie for a change.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (rjE57)

602 376
This same thing has happened to models. Shopping online for back to
school clothes for the kid and noticed that the new trend is 'united
colors of Benetton' meets antifa. Sickly, androgynous, ethnically mixed
and mostly unattractive.



A sample:

https://tinyurl.com/y4e2vu5q



Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 03:53 PM (bDqIh)


Pleasant looking bunch. Looks lie mug shots. I would say they look like an Antifa mob but there are not enough white people in the mix.

Posted by: James at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (+N0R/)

603 That little girl dropped all pretensions of integrity as she dropped to her knees.
And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Kamala (pronounced "Ka Ma Fuckyou Walmart Shopper") at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (koNhm)

604 Why didn't he bring back proof of her death when he came back? Why did he bring back Grendel's arm?
***

Because he f*cked her instead which led to the dragon in the last part?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (qlFIA)

605 Trump: look at that face!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (ptqGC)

606

kamala

bleck

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (rjE57)

607 The best part of WuFlu is the collapse of Hollywood, Sports and universities.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (oJp6K)

608 That little girl was the Vice President

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (7ixfo)

609 Isn't Kamala the chick that just had the Michael Jackson whitening facelift?

Posted by: Mookie at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (3vIkC)

610 Harris? She's not even liked in CA.She's also not down with the "struggle" since she's of Jamaican and Indian,dot not feather, heritage...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (Zmnko)

611 So who did she blow to get the nod?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (YcdWn)


She gave Joe a sock puppet show.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (8B6Ng)

612 The crew of Apollo 11 has been nominated for an Emmy Award for Cinematography

https://twitter.com/TheRealBuzz/status/1293273536967184384

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (iTXRQ)

613 The stocka market, shesa crazy.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (XTyi0)

614 ABC News says Kamala is the VP pick.



Bring it on Jamaican slaver!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (yCZVl)

615 I was wondering when masks were going to show up on Movies, maybe 10 yeasrs from now when masks are mandatory everywhere they will have to add a mask on Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible I.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (OjZpE)

616 And that little girl is VP!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

617
A Neck Gator would be an awesome attack animal.

Eighteen inches of sharp claws and teeth wrapped around your next like coiled spring of jumping bitey death!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (dWwl8)

618 So who did she blow to get the nod?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (YcdWn)


I'm going to guess "everyone."

Posted by: filbert at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (NiXyF)

619

And that little VP nominee was ... Bo Jiden

Posted by: imp at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (SFOr6)

620 Lynda Carter as the principal of that super hero high school that also starred Kurt Russel.

"Who do they think I am? Wonder Woman?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (6hUiM)

621 wait

so it's kamala?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (iTXRQ)

622 It was always Rice - the whole will he - won't he? game was bullshit and meant to get the liberal press to print up the whole "electricity of the moment" retarded thing - Obama was always going to install his surrogate - that was the price of his indorsement.

If Biden wins - welcome to Obama 3.0
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2020 04:15 PM (w2LAm)

I'm not so sure - I've been thinking it would be her for awhile, but ONLY because when you looked at everything, she is the least bad choice. Not a good choice, just the least bad. People kept talking about Kamela, but how could you ignore how she got totally smoked by Tulsi Gabbard in a heads up debate?

But if Biden really wanted Rice, why this long delay? It didn't help the dems at all to toy with the idea of asking Fidel Castro's BFF from California, Karen Bass, to be on the ticket.

I think they waited because they know it's a lousy pick, and they hoped some miracle would happen and give them a better choice. But it didn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

623 Biden picks Sen. Kamala Harris as running mate

it is a done deal

bleck again

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (rjE57)

624 So, bets on whether Joe can say her name without blowing it?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (8B6Ng)

625 Well, it ain't Rice, so that's a bullet dodged.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

626 Kamala,

The candidate who appealed so poorly to people in her own state of CA that she was placing 4th and 5th regularly in polls before she dropped out before Iowa is going to get Biden over the line?

Please...this is all about leadership of the party after Biden.

The establishment couldn't get the electorate of the party to accept her through the primary, so they're going to assign her as VP and get the position as default no matter what happens.

This is a middle finger to the activist left. They don't control shit in the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party doesn't need to listen to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)

627 The best part of WuFlu is the collapse of Hollywood, Sports and universities.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Silver linings.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (XTyi0)

628
Not seeing the announcement for Kamala-Toe anywhere but here.

That is a lousy pick. Not that Rice or any of the others were better.

The only one that was even semi-normal was Tulsi Islut, and she was a non-starter because she's not an openly raging Maoist, she destroyed Hillary (and Kamala-Toe) and served in the military.

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (s2VJv)

629 Camel Toe and Sir Sniffs Alot

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (6i2m+)

630 Can you be "African American" if your ancestors weren't from Africa and you hate America?
Just axin.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (koNhm)

631 Joe sez she's a fearless fighter for the little guy.

Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)


She fought to lock 'em up at an unusually high rate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (y7DUB)

632 Either Rice or Harris is a win win - for Trump

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (4k/Uz)

633 Kamala heh. I was going to say he should go with Rice over Kamala. Well he did the right, wrong thing.

Posted by: Quint at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (o1Bgo)

634 ABC News says Kamala is the VP pick.
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:20 PM (qpX6U)


Kamala the cop.

Senator from California, one of the most fucked up states in the union


Is she even black ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (M+Lyo)

635 Kamala was the obvious pick when Joe boxed himself into picking a minority female. Susan Rice would have been a massive blunder, or just an admission they thought they were going to lose.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (icI8A)

636 She's proven to be unlikeable. Black men don't like her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (9TdxA)

637 She heard Joe say "You ain't black!" and thought, OK!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

638 Well, it ain't Rice, so that's a bullet dodged.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 11, 2020 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

Kamala is one of the nastiest people on the planet and is Clinton and Obama approved.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (r43Wh)

639 The Dems are running the decaying android ticket.

Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (XTyi0)

640 >>>Silver linings


Yup

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (oJp6K)

641 Kamalamadingdong!

The anti-cop left's gonna love this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (FtO5h)

642 I'm not buying ABC's story yet. Maybe so, but I gotta see more proof.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (Kpl3J)

643 Legal Insurrection has Kameltoe as the VP

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (OjZpE)

644 The Sniffer and the Slaver. Yaaaasss!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

645 This is so anti-climactic that why would they even bother?

But the media will dress it up to make it look like it's the GREATEST THING EVER!!

and an EARLY NIGHT for Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (7ixfo)

646 613 The crew of Apollo 11 has been nominated for an Emmy Award for Cinematography
https://twitter.com/TheRealBuzz/status/1293273536967184384
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (iTXRQ)
===

Fvck the propaganda Emmys trying to steal valor.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, where Madison Avenue is your daddy at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (BRkq2)

647 Radio calling it for the Kamala toe.

Posted by: dartist at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (+ya+t)

648 kamala is a cop...with bad plastic surgery?

who'd she blow this time?

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (rnk6i)

649 Vox:

"It's a historic first. Harris is the only Black woman and the only South Asian American woman to be named the vice presidential nominee of a major political party. "


I guess we're acknowledging her Indian immigrant ancestry now, instead of pretending she's a historical black American?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

650 That messed up Plastic Surgery Face.

**shuddes**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (6i2m+)

651
I had a story either today or yesterday saying she theoretically might not be eligible because of her Jamaican and/or Indian citizenship.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (s2VJv)

652 They probably figure to pick up more Wine Moms reassured by an ex-DA than they'll lose felons.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (koNhm)

653 NOOD Harris

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (8B6Ng)

654 NBC is reporting it's Kamala

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)

655 Kamala is NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (SM5ES)

656 We watched Tom Hank's war movie, Greyhound this weekend. I think it is on apple tv, not netflix, but dunno.

Based on a great book by CS Forester "The Good Shepherd". I haven't seen it but I hear its good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

657

The face lift will not help her.
It probably lowered her IQ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (rjE57)

658 If it's Harris, can we look forward to more fake cooking videos...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (4k/Uz)

659

here's the announcement from Biden's staff himself.

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1293280411150217219

Posted by: imp at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (SFOr6)

660 I agree that Rice is more dangerous - but I ain't bought into it yet. Just replay her debate with Tulsi, Harris never got over any of those charges. She can't answer them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

661 645 The Sniffer and the Slaver. Yaaaasss!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)


I saw Sniffer and the Slaver open for Sniff 'n the Tears at Max's Kansas City in '79.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (s2VJv)

662 In a country of 330 million, each month the top titles sell between 80,000 and 110,000.
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at August 11, 2020 04:21 PM (KTq2u)

Back in the 80s those numbers meant cancelation.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (VSMOE)

663 A dead pro wrassler is VP? Who knew?!

Posted by: Sgt. Slaughter at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (oYHnE)

664 I had a story either today or yesterday saying she
theoretically might not be eligible because of her Jamaican and/or
Indian citizenship.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2020 04:24 PM (s2VJv)


She was born in the US, all that matters.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

665 Kamala is one of the nastiest people on the planet and is Clinton and Obama approved.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (r43Wh)

Thoroughly unlikable, has thin skin, laughs inappropriately at the wrong time, women hate her, easy to set off.

Not a good choice

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (7ixfo)

666
Is she even black ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (M+Lyo)

Hardly. Partly Jamaican, which we were informed by her we now have to pretend = African American. (Because geography is a construct of the white patriarchy, I'm guessing.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (FtO5h)

667 During the primaries, Kamala was a pigment of CNN's imagination.

What's changed?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2020 04:25 PM (9TdxA)

668 645 The Sniffer and the Slaver. Yaaaasss!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

lmao

Posted by: Gilded Age II, where leftist book burning has "positive" new names! at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (BRkq2)

669 Good maybe Warner Media is finally learning the lesson "Get Woke Go Broke" but I doubt it. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 11, 2020 04:26 PM (tSosf)

670 If Biden and Kamala earnestly promise to renew their 1990s crusade against superpredator criminals, that would be a plus in my book. Not enough to get my vote, but enough to get my admiration.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (qpX6U)

671 Camel Toe and Sir Sniffs Alot
Posted by: AlaBAMA






Someone had that beauty in the back pocket....just hopin. Nice.

Posted by: Jack's Trap at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (U2yGD)

672 Gonna be a glut of house painters.
Heh!

Posted by: PDT at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (pJHUP)

673 551

Do they think Michiganers STILL like Witmer?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2020 04:07 PM

She's going to win re-election in a landslide.

Hear me now, believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2020 04:16 PM

Yep. This is a blue state. Going Red for Trump in 2016 was a complete fluke because of third party candidates.

https://bit.ly/2DEv6ej

By 2022, everyone will have forgotten what a scrunt she is and will re-elect her easily.

This is a state run by Karens, the UAW and Detroit Democrats.

The only thing that may give me pause is if Michigan elects John James to Senate in November. That could be a sign that things may be changing here. We'll see.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 11, 2020 04:27 PM (Do5/p)

674 Is she even black ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2020 04:23 PM (M+Lyo)~

~~~~~

Not anymore.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (sGotD)

675 86 Gun ranges.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 11, 2020 04:29 PM (ABuva)

676 Biden is blacker than her.
Hope he enjoyed the bj.

Posted by: PDT at August 11, 2020 04:30 PM (pJHUP)

677 So who did she blow to get the nod?
Posted by: Buzzion

---

Other than the Morons and 'ettes here, everyone would be my answer.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2020 04:32 PM (Rvt88)

678 This ticket will get the elderly black dude be needin' a bj vote.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2020 04:37 PM (XhWtx)

679 I only blow those I need too.
What kind of slutty, gold digging, power hungry bitch do you think I am?!
I am a politician after all.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 11, 2020 04:39 PM (pJHUP)

680 Other than skin and hair colors, and an occasional third eye, her subjects are all anthropoidal.

Why is she a Kurt H8r?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2020 04:40 PM (DMUuz)

681 Did her face go back to normal?

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2020 04:45 PM (MVjcR)

682 Shorter Rooster Teeth: "We HATE having an audience."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2020 04:47 PM (l9m7l)

683 I commented on youtube on one of the comic guys channels that that the words I would use to describe that Wonder Woman cover were repulsive and nauseating.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at August 11, 2020 04:55 PM (fBtlL)

684 That video Ace put up on debate between Harris and Biden really demonstrates just how far Joe has slipped cognitively in just 1 year.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 11, 2020 05:00 PM (8B6Ng)

685 Ace has never gotten over being rejected as a screenwriter by Hollywood

Posted by: Kurt at August 11, 2020 05:01 PM (QQ0fY)

686 This entertainment business thing is really not that hard: Shut the fuck up and entertain me you brain damaged idiots.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 05:24 PM (yQpMk)

687 69 Mort Weisinger and Julius Schwartz would tear their clothing and wail.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2020 03:26 PM (rpbg1)

I got to meet Julie Schwartz once, back when I worked at a comic book shop. Nice guy!

I saw that he was coming in for a book-signing, and I would be working that night, so I brought in something a little out of the ordinary for him to sign. He was best known for editing Superman in the 50s and 60s, but I just happened to have an Ambush Bug comic in which Schwartz appeared as a character. Ambush Bug was a comic made for industry insiders, full of weird in-jokes, and Schwartz was kind of portrayed as an asshole. And instead of the artist drawing him, they superimposed the same grainy photo of Schwartz onto a crudely-drawn body in every panel where he appeared.

I handed that comic to Schwartz, and he just busted up laughing. He turned to Gil Kane (another comics legend), and said, "Hey, Gil! Look at this!" Kane wasn't feeling very good that night, and he just kind of waved a hand and muttered something like, "Yeah, yeah, that's awesome."

Schwartz, undeterred, was still laughing as he signed my comic and I went on my way to return to work.

The next day, the guy who was in charge of keeping the guests happy and making sure they made their flights back home walked up to me and said, "Hey, Warbler... Julie Schwartz was tickled pink by that Ambush Bug comic. You really made his night!"

I was happy to hear that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 11, 2020 05:31 PM (H3MF8)

688 "...but gay sex should always be celebrated and exalted. Even in books aimed at teens!"

I think you meant to say "ESPECIALLY in books aimed at teens!"

Posted by: SamIam at August 11, 2020 05:49 PM (oasF3)

689 Marvels "drawing" sucks. It's all computer "drawn". It just looks terrible. Sorry, there is no art to it.

The Arrow, DC, was unreadable SJW garbage. A SJW billionaire. I guess that's actually believeable if not a stereotype these days. But no billionaire is a playboy, nope, those don't exist. Rich men surronded by attractive women, looking at you DiCaprio(he's against global warming when he's not burning 50 gallons an hour on a yacht).

I'm left with the Batman: White Knight. Great plot, Batman is the bad guy thanks to the media. And it's illustration is top notch IMO.

Posted by: Smileynh at August 11, 2020 05:56 PM (3w9Fm)

690 BTW HBO was woke long before woke was a word.

Decades ago, I was not pleased with the movie selection on HBO. Then HBO made a pro-abortion prop film called something like "If These Walls Had Eyes" starring Cher.

I immediately cancelled HBO and let them know why.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 11, 2020 07:01 PM (u0lBE)

691 Publisher Jim Lee is still the publisher. They did, however, can co-publisher Dan Didio earlier this year.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2020 07:09 PM (xIejU)

692 The original guys tried to register the company named "Cock Bite" but were denied. They changed it to Rooster Teeth and were approved. I pretty much only watch the spinoff group Achievement Hunter now. The company's spiral down in to SJW hell has been painful but they won't learn from any of this.

Posted by: Fletch at August 12, 2020 09:12 AM (iuIN8)

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