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Reports of Gunfire Heard at the White House

I wonder if this has anything to do with the Democrats paramilitaries, who have called for a "siege" around the White House starting September 17th.

Maybe one of the lunatics got an early start.

Apparently the Secret Service shot someone.


Posted by: Ace at 07:06 PM




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1

All good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:07 PM (rjE57)

2
Local crime story...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2020 06:07 PM (s2VJv)

3 Giddy Up.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 10, 2020 06:07 PM (ZI4/t)

4 I'll say it again. Democrats are terrorists. Change my mind.

Posted by: TheHUTMan at August 10, 2020 06:08 PM (t4rxU)

5 SS will have update later

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:08 PM (zr5Kq)

6 I heard 17th and Penn, outside the perimeter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:08 PM (rjE57)

7
Peaceful shooter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:08 PM (rjE57)

8 Just in case you thought they'd stop. ever.

Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2020 06:08 PM (vlgnN)

9 Unexpectedly !

/s

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:10 PM (OWgiM)

10 Praying for the safety of President DJT. May God protect him and his family.

Posted by: Toni at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (/c+mq)

11 Well to judge this along the lines of Stelter, it's got to be a Biden-hater because they just don't get as hateful on the left.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (Eicbe)

12 Stephen Miller made a joke about it as did Jennifer Rubin, both die-hard Republicans.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (MNz1C)

13 The Secret Service is good.

It was reasonable to get President Trump away from the press, just in case the first attack isn't the only attack.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (+0uDE)

14 God protect our President Trump

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (J8nVw)

15 Some people shot someone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

16 Did Trump revamp the SS after all the problems they had under shit midas?

Posted by: Inogame at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (+2xjH)

17 Where is Gerard Butler?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (yQpMk)

18 Mondays, huh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (CD5Uk)

19 also, how terrible it would be if media got hit by friendly fire

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (J8nVw)

20 Yeah, but totally not a civil war.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)

21 It's a myth.

Posted by: Captain Jerry Underpants Nads at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (Eicbe)

22

Can't wait to see what he/she/xhe/it looks like.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (rjE57)

23 sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365

Exatamundo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

24 All is idle speculation for the moment. I'll wait til the dust settles.

But given recent history, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the act of some Bernie Bro or someone/something like that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (ejsiI)

25 He's unflappable.

Obama would have run straight to the bunker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

26 God protect our President Trump

Posted by: vmom 2020


A quick prayer of thanks that he is safe.
Done.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (axyOa)

27 WHY IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET AND COVID WHEN THERE WERE SHOTS FIRED?
REEEEEEE!

Posted by: Stupid F-ing MFM at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (ufFY8)

28 With any luck at all there will not be a trial of the now peaceful protestor.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (qZdIZ)

29 My first thought was some Leftist trying to stop the presser

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)

30 >> Secret service making press clear the lawn. Law enforcement holding guns everywhere.


This is my rifle, Ma'am. You are welcome to hold my gun if you'd like.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (Zv3R/)

31 Was Little Dick Durbin ever cleared of having email contact with Hodgkinson or was that purported relationship a crock?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (y7DUB)

32

Where's Durbin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (s2VJv)

33 artisanal 'ette

Purple or Blue hair?

I can guarantee you no orange hair.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

34 Bozo Conservative (aka The Husband) and I are trying to game theory the future. He has a few ideas, but honestly, I think it's all on the table. An invasion by space aliens. Yellowstone caldera eruption. Cali quake. Chinese invasion. EVERYTHING.

/we live in bizarro times

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

35 19 also, how terrible it would be if media got hit by friendly fire

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (J8nVw)

yes, a real tragedy.

Posted by: IC at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (a0IVu)

36 Obama would milk that shit for all it's worth and then some.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (CD5Uk)

37 My first thought was some Leftist trying to stop the presser
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (OjZpE)


while he was stopped dead in his tracks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (rjE57)

38 BREAKING NEWS : Shooting suspect identified as one Clillary Hinton of Washington DC, she identifies as "cold and irrelevant".

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (MNz1C)

39 25
He's unflappable.



Obama would have run straight to the bunker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

Straight to Reggie's comforting.....whatever.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY8)

40 Did the ss ice the fucker?

Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (nzKWW)

41 Must have been some fireworks from some yutes peacefully celebrating

Posted by: morigu at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (Eu98u)

42 I would hope anyone firing a weapon immediately in or around the WH will be caught and dealt with.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (OjZpE)

43 Things are getting sporty. Lets just do it and get it done.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (MreXP)

44 Just a Karen, demanding to speak to the Manager.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

45 Reports of Gunfire Heard at the White House
I wonder if this has anything to do with the Democrats paramilitaries, who have called for a "siege" around the White House starting September 17th.

-

You sillies didn't really think the left yelling for the true believers to RECREATE 68!!! was for the riots, did you?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - FAT / BACK 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (qlSqP)

46 The Secret Service is good.

It was reasonable to get President Trump away from the press, just in case the first attack isn't the only attack.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2020 06:11 PM (+0uDE)


Exactly. Do something unexpected, just to screw up any further plans the perp(s) may have.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (epy5m)

47 artisanal 'ette

Purple or Blue hair?

I can guarantee you no orange hair.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (u82oZ)


or jet black, goatee, piercings

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (rjE57)

48 Just in case you thought they'd stop. ever.
Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2020 06:08 PM (vlgnN)

Someone in a previous thread said it well: the Dem Commies are finding out that starting a violent street war is easier than trying to end or control or 'manage' it.

I hope before November that Trump goes Def con 5 on domestic terrorist mayors like Lightfoot.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (SeeDI)

49 Please let it be Adam Schiff.

Please let it be Adam Schiff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (CD5Uk)

50 Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)


No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (1g7ch)

51 BREAKING NEWS : Shooting suspect identified as one Clillary Hinton of Washington DC, she identifies as "cold and irrelevant".

Posted by: Dr Spank



***


Hmmm...and I heard there was a BOLO for a certain Marie Kloggenstein of Brattleburo.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (axyOa)

52 I love it, Trump keep referring to the virus as the China virus.


The media has to hate that and they will have fact checks later to dispute the unfounded accusations that Trump made against China.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (JUOKG)

53 Where's Chewey?

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (RuIsu)

54 I hope the SS aerated the perp appropriately. And then read the douche his/her rights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

55 Has Nadler or Pelosi claimed this is a ploy by Trump yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (AgS5S)

56 40
Did the ss ice the fucker?

Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (nzKWW)

Taken to the hospital, apparently.
SS agent needs to go to the range.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (ufFY8)

57 Has the White House Press Corps demanded the shooter be seated next time?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (y7DUB)

58 The shooter is mostly peaceful now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (7yB/U)

59 Trump goes back the press briefing.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (4thlk)

60 Hmmmm, September 17. Why us that familiar?

Oh, that's right, Constitution Day.

So on that day the DemonRat Marxist Terrorist Organizations (BIRM) that want to replace our constitutional Republic with a dictatorship of the proletariat are going to start a siege on the White House, which is occupied by the guy who is trying to keep the Republic together.

The DemonRats' playbook hasn't changed in 200 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (O033+)

61 How insane do you have to be to try and attack the president instead the most protected facility in the world?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

62 "We've just determined the shooter's first name is Raimondo..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (L2ZTs)

63 inside ... sheesh

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

64 shoot first, ask questions after

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (zr5Kq)

65 Hopefully the person shot was wearing a mask.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (BRpqW)

66 Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)


No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast



Time to clean the keyboard because the mental image of that is just awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

67 61 How insane do you have to be to try and attack the president instead the most protected facility in the world?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

It looked so easy in the movies...

Posted by: Inogame at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (+2xjH)

68
On September 17, 1787, members of the Constitutional Convention signed the final draft of the Constitution.

The more you know.... (music jingle)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (r+sAi)

69 MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH



You dick!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (O033+)

70 But was he wearing a massssssk?

Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (SWbVS)

71 What do you call a leftist getting shot?

A good start.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (epy5m)

72
To Bongino's point... this may be an embarrassment to your boss, the President, but it's better than letting some maniac with a weapon actually enter the WH, like happened during Obama's (2nd?) admin. What a clusterfuck that was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (PVQkd)

73 This is like a five minute story that set everyone's hair on fire.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (xPl2J)

74 SS agent needs to go to the range.

Heh. I was thinking the same.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (EgshT)

75 19 also, how terrible it would be if media got hit by friendly fire

Posted by: vmom 2020

The average Commie level in the country would go down a fraction. And the intelligence level up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

76 58
The shooter is mostly peaceful now.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 10, 2020 06:15 PM (7yB/U)
And has died from several rounds of 9mm and COVID-19, but mostly COVID-19.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (N39Ws)

77 How insane do you have to be to try and attack the president instead the most protected facility in the world?



they are under impression that security is same as in Chicago, Seattle or Portland

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (zr5Kq)

78 Ventilation is great way to ensure peaceful protests.

Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (+ya+t)

79 Think they will list shooter as a ' Rona Death??

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)

80 Tomorrow in nevertrumpland: The Conservative Case For Disarming and/or Defunding the Secret Service.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (hku12)

81 No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast


"Watch this, Mr. President, while I make him do "the chicken."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (epy5m)

82 >>>Straight to Reggie's comforting.....whatever.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY

PENIS? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (q177U)

83 Is it prudent to announce that the shooter is a CNN viewer.?

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (SeeDI)

84 But there was a velvet rope!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (yQpMk)

85 "31 Was Little Dick Durbin ever cleared of having email contact with Hodgkinson or was that purported relationship a crock?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (y7DUB) "




Like they ever spent a second looking into that, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (OWgiM)

86 I would hope anyone firing a weapon immediately in or around the WH will be caught and dealt with.
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (OjZpE)
---
They had a siege at the White House. 200+ park police injured by thrown objects and the physical battering on police shields.

"Mostly-peaceful protests" is what they were called in the aftermath.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (Eicbe)

87 Do we know if he was getting his life back together, attending community college and an aspiring rapper?

Or maybe the guy just wanted an Aloha Snackbar

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (IYZ+m)

88 Trump: actually, the SS agent handed me his weapon and let me take the perp down.

I'd make him King of America for that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

89 34 Bozo Conservative (aka The Husband) and I are trying to game theory the future. He has a few ideas, but honestly, I think it's all on the table. An invasion by space aliens. Yellowstone caldera eruption. Cali quake. Chinese invasion. EVERYTHING.

/we live in bizarro times
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 06:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

What about the House passing a bill to force us into the Metric System? I mean there has to be a limit, right?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (Wm5SB)

90 I wonder if this has anything to do with the Democrats paramilitaries
---
I wonder if Barr's calling out the Democrats on their urban warfare campaign means the administration is finally going to get serious about confronting and annihilating the threat.

Posted by: Methos at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (kOpft)

91 >>61 How insane do you have to be to try and attack the president instead the most protected facility in the world?
Posted by: JackStraw


Ask Clapper, Brennan, Strzoshit and others.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (MNz1C)

92 Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)





No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.




The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)

93 Nah... just hunting liberals.

Carry on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Mostly Peaceful Rioter at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (3H9h1)

94 Can anyone imagine joe biden doing a presser like this without absolutely losing his train of though and wandering off on some insane tangent?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (JUOKG)

95 You know this shooting attempt has really turned on the Dems.

Nadler would be masturbating furiously if he could still reach down there. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (L2ZTs)

96 82
>>>Straight to Reggie's comforting.....whatever.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY



PENIS? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?

Posted by: Max Power at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (q177U)

Yeah, it would be penis.
Barky is a catcher, not a pitcher.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (ufFY8)

97 On September 17, 1787, members of the Constitutional Convention signed the final draft of the Constitution.

The more you know.... (music jingle)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (r+sAi)


Hell, I didn't know that. How many leftists would know that? They don't even know the dates of WWII.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (epy5m)

98 With Trump being Literally Hitler I am surprised stuff like this doesn't happen more often, Well besides the assassination attempt of Republican Congress members

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (dKiJG)

99 Was Hodgkinson released from prison due to Wuhan Flu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (AgS5S)

100 If "The Media" got hit... Not friendly fire.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (RuIsu)

101 92
Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)








No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.






The perp was obviously a #Resistor.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)
Certainly isn't a capacitor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (N39Ws)

102 I have a restart option on the teevee and I wanted to watch The Five, so I'm 55 minutes behind everyone.

I can't decide whether to keep up with the shooty here and bail out of the show or go live. You mooks are doing pretty well so far.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (q2K0j)

103 Space Force first confirmed kilt

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (pB6Gt)

104 "
The DemonRats' playbook hasn't changed in 200 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (O033+) "



Their boss has been running the same playbook for thousands of years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (OWgiM)

105 78 Ventilation is great way to ensure peaceful protests.
Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (+ya+t)


"Yeah, the family's got a lot of ventilators!"

- - Willie Cicci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (s2VJv)

106 How many times did idiots make it over the WH fence and even INTO THE WH during the Age of Obama?

PDT seems to have cleaned the SS out. Plus, they recognize an alpha male.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

107 83 Is it prudent to announce that the shooter is a CNN viewer.?
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (SeeDI)


So this just halved their viewership.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (epy5m)

108 OMG, Trump's executing those people his goons kidnapped in Portland!!!

Posted by: CNN at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

109 >>PENIS? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?


I got this, Reggie.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (1BEE1)

110
Think they will list shooter as a ' Rona Death??

Yes. Of course. To be fair, they will keep testing him until he gets a false positive so they can say positive.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (ZCiJZ)

111 The left is real fooking close to calling out '1, 2, 3, go'.

https://youtu.be/w9KBOhPXhds

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (VcFUs)

112 It looked so easy in the movies...

Posted by: Inogame




Well it looked like suicide, to be fair, but the attackers were okay with dying to succeed.

The first one of those movies, Olympus Has Fallen, was great. The best part of it being the death of the president's wife, played by Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, early in the movie.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (O033+)

113 They thought there was a Louis Vuitton inside.

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (zr5Kq)

114 The DemonRats' playbook hasn't changed in 200 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (O033+)

They have no creativity, just like their father. He came to "steal, kill, and destroy" and they follow in his footsteps.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (uquGJ)

115 The perp was obviously a #Resistor.




Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)
Certainly isn't a capacitor.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (N39Ws)

Inductive humor there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (ufFY8)

116 How many times did idiots make it over the WH fence and even INTO THE WH during the Age of Obama?

PDT seems to have cleaned the SS out. Plus, they recognize an alpha male.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)


Maybe the Secret Service weren't all that broken up about people making over the WH fence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (epy5m)

117 103
Space Force first confirmed kilt

the important question is what does a space forcer wear under his/her/its kilt?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (sGtp+)

118 106
How many times did idiots make it over the WH fence and even INTO THE WH during the Age of Obama?



PDT seems to have cleaned the SS out. Plus, they recognize an alpha male.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Not that you'd want to believe this in hoping that the SS is truly professional, but consider how the Obama's (Bidens, Clintons, et al) treated the SS vs. how Trump treats them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (N39Ws)

119 The shooter was trying to impress Jodie Foster.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (xPl2J)

120 Martini Farmer - Mostly Peaceful Rioter

Bag limit on Leftists = unlimited. But the season is not now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

121 "79 Think they will list shooter as a ' Rona Death??

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0)"



Guaranteed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (OWgiM)

122 In the future everybody will have Covid for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Andy Worhol at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (r+sAi)

123 Here they go, the left will go ape$hit over remdisever now that Trump said it works.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

124 How insane do you have to be to try and attack the president instead the most protected facility in the world?
---

"Right side of history"

Posted by: Methos at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (kOpft)

125 So on that day the DemonRat Marxist Terrorist Organizations (BIRM) that want to replace our constitutional Republic with a dictatorship of the proletariat

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2020 06:16 PM (O033+)
---
Also known in every non-textbook example as the dictatorship of the guy who led the revolution.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (Eicbe)

126 "Apparently the Secret Service shot someone."
About bloody time. Can't let them keep attacking Trump and us without punishment.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (0jfkF)

127 Maybe the Secret Service weren't all that broken up about people making over the WH fence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (epy5m)


I rate this - plausible

Posted by: Inogame at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (+2xjH)

128 Now wait while Biden chooses the perp as his VP pick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (epy5m)

129 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

130 Looks like Crossfire Hurricane is getting the band back together.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (SeeDI)

131 How insane do you have to be to try and attack the president instead the most protected facility in the world?
---

"Right side of history"
Posted by: Methos at August 10, 2020 06:22 PM (kOpft)


Let's hope he ends up on the wrong side of the grass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (epy5m)

132 For the 'Rons:

It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster, taking the perp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

133 I would hope anyone firing a weapon immediately in or around the WH will be caught and dealt with.
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 06:14 PM (OjZpE)


Under Obama making a right on red was a summary death penalty.

[if made in the general vicinity of the WH]

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (1g7ch)

134 So I just read an article linked on the Yahoo about a study that says that wearing bandanas and neck gaiters are actually worse than wearing no mask at all. Apparently those two face coverings turn large droplets into more small droplets and created 110% the rate of evil Chicom Cooties transmission. No word on Alyssa's preferred crocheted masks. At this point I may start licking strangers faces and say I identify as a cocker spaniel.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (Wm5SB)

135 Haha=="Sorry for the disturbance."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

136 He went to all that trouble to impress Jodie Foster and she was gay, talk about a swing and a miss.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (dKiJG)

137 Mumia as Joey Bidet's VP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (AgS5S)

138 before the presscon, #InterruptTrump was trending on Twitter

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (J8nVw)

139 Hey Jack Straw The Rangers got the 1st pick of NHL draft

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (lys4j)

140 America isn't a sleeping giant....It was given a date rape drug.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (pB6Gt)

141 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)


I am surprised - and relieved - that there hasn't been one already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (epy5m)

142 BREAKING NEWS : Nancy Pelosi calls the shooter a "mask-denying lunatic" with "subpar planning skills"

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (MNz1C)

143 129 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

Hate to agree, but I agree. THAT could spark major pushback violence, alex.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (bCLt0)

144 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (OWgiM)

Horde mind strikes again.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (uquGJ)

145 St Louis DA Kim Gardner just issued a warrant for the arrest of the SS agent for illegally brandishing a weapon.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (hku12)

146 It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster, taking the perp out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)



Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (GbPPJ)

147 I'm sure there is a "No payout if Secret Service ventilates you to protect the president clause" in life insurance policies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (cZjDV)

148 started by this commie I think

https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/
1292930084622368768?s=20

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (J8nVw)

149 Inductive humor there.


Shocking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

150 130
Looks like Crossfire Hurricane is getting the band back together.





Posted by: Voter theater. at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (SeeDI)
They need a new backup singer. The old one tried for lead, and was is currently cooling down to room temperature.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (N39Ws)

151 No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)

Ohm my gawd, here we go.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

152 Trump is cool as a cucumber, while the press is still scared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

153 SS agent needs to go to the range.

Heh. I was thinking the same.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I was thinking the SS agent completely screwed up and needs to be fired.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (gtatv)

154 I am surprised - and relieved - that there hasn't been one already.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (epy5m)
---------

I wouldn't assume that there hasn't.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (/669Q)

155 Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)

156 146 It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster, taking the perp out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (GbPPJ)


Thigh holsters and slit skirts DO have a certain allure.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

157 134 So I just read an article linked on the Yahoo about a study that says that wearing bandanas and neck gaiters are actually worse than wearing no mask at all. Apparently those two face coverings turn large droplets into more small droplets and created 110% the rate of evil Chicom Cooties transmission. No word on Alyssa's preferred crocheted masks. At this point I may start licking strangers faces and say I identify as a cocker spaniel.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (Wm5SB)

They think that was the reason that Doctors and Nurses in China and Italy got it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (dKiJG)

158
Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

The perp was obviously a #Resistor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)







Where is the perp at currently?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (EGyGV)

159 The two blondes asking the questions are Ones.
Stupid, but Ones.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (ufFY8)

160 159
The two blondes asking the questions are Ones.
Stupid, but Ones.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (ufFY

Two Blondes, One Brain.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (ufFY8)

161 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.

In the days following PDT's announcement that he was moving down here to live full time, there were lots of interesting military aircraft I'd never seen before just flying around.


He's quite well protected, thank goodness. Got to see a V-22 Osprey in flight for the first time plus a few others that I'm not familiar with. Stately Casa Backwardio is right under the approach to OIA, so lots of commercial traffic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (HaL55)

162 Civil War Part Deux is gettin' hot.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (SpKeo)

163 shibumi, living in Clown World and Bozo Conservative

Hope you two turtledoves are still on a honeymoon, even with the moving.

You have been married longer that couples in Hollywood!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (u82oZ)

164 155
Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws)

165 I was thinking the SS agent completely screwed up and needs to be fired.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (gtatv)

I suggested a reprimand earlier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (ufFY8)

166 The two blondes asking the questions are Ones.
Stupid, but Ones.




They need a brunette as a translator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

167 RE: masks, I can't wait until the cold weather when I can wear a black ski mask and dark sunglasses into the store.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

168 Twitter should be shut down for instigating assassination attempts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (CD5Uk)

169 Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM


I didn't know they made a thigh holster for .50AE.

Posted by: Bert G at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (OMsf+)

170 158


Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)



No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.



The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)















Where is the perp at currently?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (EGyGV)

Grounded out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws)

171 Where is the perp at currently?

With any luck, on his way to the morgue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55)

172 141 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

My memory is fading.. but wasn't there one? at an event?

Posted by: Inogame at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (+2xjH)

173 164 155
Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

.380

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

174 Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws


I just want to know where she keeps the bullets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (CD5Uk)

175 For the 'Rons:

It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster, taking the perp out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



I'll be in my bunker

Posted by: Hands at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (786Ro)

176 Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?



.45ACP or maybe .357, depending on her feelings about jams.

Melania would not pack a communist round.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (q2K0j)

177 Nice!
PDT SLAMMING teh Dem platform and calling it out as not religious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (ufFY8)

178 Anna Puma - Hodgkinson was shot to death by the Capitol Police detail at the practice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (cZjDV)

179 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

It's only fair for all of the times the deplorables tried to eliminate the light bringer.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (J70i0)

180 It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster, taking the perp out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:25 PM (GbPPJ)


Thigh holsters and slit skirts DO have a certain allure.
Posted by: tubal


OMG!
Add the fact she was wearing a choker necklace and I'm headed for my bunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (axyOa)

181 170 158
Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)

Where is the perp at currently?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (EGyGV)

Grounded out.



This part of the thread has me amped up.

Posted by: Inogame at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (+2xjH)

182 No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

The perp was obviously a #Resistor.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)

Where is the perp at currently?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (EGyGV)

Hopefully in a 2 cell.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

183 Nancy will call for this Hero of the Resistance to lay in state in the capital for three days before touring the country.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

184 I lost the feed, did he come back and finish?

Posted by: spypeach at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (Up/Jb)

185 168
Twitter should be shut down for instigating assassination attempts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (CD5Uk)
Why? FB wouldn't even delete a post I reported a while back. Person wrote "Bang Bang Trump" and she wasn't referring to wanting to take him to bed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (N39Ws)

186 173 164 155
Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

.380
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

.25, okay just keeding.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (bCLt0)

187 I pray for Trump, as for the Dems - types, deletes. They won't like where this goes.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (nFRLh)

188 "137 Mumia as Joey Bidet's VP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (AgS5S)"



Plausible; in 2020 demonrat terms Mumia is a moderate centrist.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (OWgiM)

189 Where is the perp at currently?



Morgue, hopefully

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)

190 OT, sorta--yesterday in the parking lot of church I saw four black helicopters flying south in a line along I-65 (Tennessee.) They looked badass, not news-stationy. Wondered what that was about.

Posted by: skywch at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (Y/Ps0)

191 A nut with a weapon got close to DJT during the campaign. Somewhere in a Pa., iirc.

Posted by: attila the annoying at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (w7KSn)

192 Did the perp arrive in a Chevy Volt?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (u82oZ)

193 No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)


A moment of high tension.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (epy5m)

194 Hodgkinson was shot to death by the Capitol Police detail at the practice.


He got off easy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

195 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.

The press weasels would faint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

196 Thigh holsters and slit skirts DO have a certain allure.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

-----------

You'd think combined Gun and Bridal shows would be more of a thing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (d6pVg)

197
Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws)






On the other hand she IS European...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (EGyGV)

198

So this happened the day after Trump's mysterious wording...in front of the (money) laundering (machines).

He knows.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (rjE57)

199 Probably just someone mad about Trump's failure to properly dispose of his lawn clippings. Not political.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (H5knJ)

200 He's quite well protected, thank goodness. Got to see a V-22 Osprey in flight for the first time plus a few others that I'm not familiar with. Stately Casa Backwardio is right under the approach to OIA, so lots of commercial traffic.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (HaL55)

The President has a V-22 Osprey but the SS won't let him fly on it, they don't feel it's safe enough.

I got to see them do a Fly over at the Dayton Air Force Museum and land, they let people in and take a tour, the Pilot said that when bullets hit it you don't really hear it because the plane is made of composites

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (dKiJG)

201 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.
---
Trump is facing much greater risks every day than Puddinhead cowering in his basement for fear of the WooHoo.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

202 195 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.

The press weasels would faint.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC


If he open carried at Press Conferences, I'd be inclined to forget term limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (CD5Uk)

203 99
Was Hodgkinson released from prison due to Wuhan Flu?


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (AgS5S)
I don't think he can get out of where he's at....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (0jfkF)

204 Another idiot asked him if he went to the bunker.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:05 PM (ptqGC)



No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.



The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)















Where is the perp at currently?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:27 PM (EGyGV)

Grounded out.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


When asked how many rounds were fired, the SS answered 220...221...whatever it takes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (axyOa)

205 Nancy will call for this Hero of the Resistance to lay in state in the capital for three days before touring the country.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:30

Speaking of which, is the John Lewis funeral still going? I know Maverick's is but not old civil rights icon.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (IYZ+m)

206 Where is the perp at currently?



Morgue, hopefully
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)

Condition: Stable

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (5v5Zx)

207 197
Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws)






On the other hand she IS European...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (EGyGV)

So, Croation Tokarev, 7.62x25?

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

208 So what's the over/under on communist/Islamist/both?

In unrelated (but hilarious) news, Kamaltoe has allegedly unfollowed Plugs on Twatter. Take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (unn44)

209 CALL ME.


On the Batphone or the Shoephone?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (EgshT)

210 CALL ME.
Posted by: MIRROR

Thanks for taking her. I've already saved so much $$ that I bought a ship.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (pB6Gt)

211 My memory is fading.. but wasn't there one? at an event?
Posted by: Inogame at August 10, 2020 06:29 PM (+2xjH)

******************************

Two different attempts during 2016 campaign. One at an airplane hanger (CNN made the guy a folk hero) and one in Las Vegas in a ballroom type facility.

Posted by: Venus at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (iYXhj)

212 You'd think combined Gun and Bridal shows would be more of a thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (d6pVg

I take it you've never been down south.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (CD5Uk)

213 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range

--------

Now I'm picturing Trump holding a .38 snub-nose revolver as the Secret Service hustles him away.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (d6pVg)

214 202
195 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.



The press weasels would faint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC





If he open carried at Press Conferences, I'd be inclined to forget term limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (CD5Uk)
Motion seconded. All in favor?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (N39Ws)

215 The lax policing of riots is making these idiots think they can get away with things like this. Sorry but the Secret Service doesn't do "catch and release."

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (icI8A)

216 CNN will ask why Trump is avoiding meeting citizens.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

217
I suggested a reprimand earlier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Okay, that'll do too.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (gtatv)

218 Probably just someone mad about Trump's failure to properly dispose of his lawn clippings. Not political.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (H5knJ)


White supremacist, FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:34 PM (epy5m)

219 Where is the perp at currently?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Well he's at

Hours since death = 98.6 - corpse core temperature / 1.5

temperature-wise

Posted by: Hands at August 10, 2020 06:34 PM (786Ro)

220 "We've just determined the shooter's first name is Raimondo..."

Xe was wearing what appears to be a Lace Wig

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2020 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

221 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.



The press weasels would faint.


PDT has a carry permit. IIRC, he stopped a robbery in progress in NYC some years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:34 PM (HaL55)

222 The lax policing of riots is making these idiots think they can get away with things like this. Sorry but the Secret Service doesn't do "catch and release."
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (icI8A)


They release the safety catch. Does that count?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:34 PM (epy5m)

223 How many times did idiots make it over the WH fence and even INTO THE WH during the Age of Obama?

PDT seems to have cleaned the SS out. Plus, they recognize an alpha male.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)


Remember the mother that drove her car past the barricades when the Mocha Messiah was in the WH? SS didn't care much about aerating her out on the street, and the press didn't care. Even the thought crime of doing something to the Lightbringer is worthy of death.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 10, 2020 06:34 PM (8B6Ng)

224 No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.

The perp was obviously a #Resistor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)


A moment of high tension.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We should keep this grounded in facts.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (gtatv)

225 It was Bill Murray trying to get that pesky gopher.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

226 I remember when my USAF pilot dad carried when we lived in Germany during the Cold War. We lived off base in officers housing and he was required to carry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

227 We use SS here to denote the secret service. I'm surprised CNN hasn't started using it, maybe with a little twin lightning bolt flare for the SS in their chyron. Trump's SS. And mention bunker a lot, because you know who else had a bunker.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (C1Lsn)

228 Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws)






On the other hand she IS European...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



I'm thinking just how sexy a garrote can be.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (axyOa)

229 It's a mystery where we lady detectives stow our shootin' and stabbin' irons.

Posted by: Phryne Fisher at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (5v5Zx)

230
Hate to agree, but I agree. THAT could spark major pushback violence, alex.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (bCLt0)


Something is going to set off the powder keg.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (GbPPJ)

231 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (AgS5S)

232 129 There is absolutely going to be a serious assassination attempt on Trump sooner rather than later.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

The Democrats/Left are using domestic terrorism as a political strategy so the next logical step for them is targeted assassinations.

Anyone else remember the #theresistance Secret Service chick who was, I think, simply transferred after she announced prior to Trump's inauguration she would not act to protect him? Hopefully POTUS has purged the Secret Service. But, D.C., human garbage.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (puu6v)

233 " ... .38 snub-nose revolver ... "

PDT did have a rare and coveted NYC carry permit, and I think that is what he carried.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (OWgiM)

234 224
No, SS took him to watch the guy twitch on the floor as they played with the taser juice.



The perp was obviously a #Resistor.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)





A moment of high tension.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



We should keep this grounded in facts.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (gtatv)

I hope the perp didn't breaker nose.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (ufFY8)

235 213 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range

--------

Now I'm picturing Trump holding a .38 snub-nose revolver as the Secret Service hustles him away.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (d6pVg)

he's already done that when he was on the campaign trail, Talking about why he for the 2A because he has a CC permit

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (dKiJG)

236 Black Lives Dead?

Posted by: PDT at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (IrbWq)

237 >>Hey Jack Straw The Rangers got the 1st pick of NHL draft

Wow. They are going to get Alexis Lafreniere. Awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

238 Melania is tall enough for a concealed 30/30 repeater. Those flowing dresses are useful.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (nFRLh)

239 Yesterday in SE DC 22 people were shot. There were at least 100 rounds fired by at least 4 shooters. One dead, 21 wounded, including an off-duty cop who was shot in the neck.


DC is going down the drain.

Posted by: Vendette at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (p2kj9)

240 Local crime story...


10 miles away, not a concern.

Posted by: Kleptomaniac Actress Stalker at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (fJ9sA)

241
It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range

--------

Now I'm picturing Trump holding a .38 snub-nose revolver as the Secret Service hustles him away.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (d6pVg)







...as he's trying to reload

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (EGyGV)

242 So he got over the fence? Just got home

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (Zmnko)

243 all the degenerates are feeling extra froggy these days. enjoy your day in the sun, assholes.

Posted by: x at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (nFwvY)

244 I worry that this is a reaction test

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (J8nVw)

245 How long would joe biden put up with questions from the press before he lost it?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (JUOKG)

246 231 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.


Walk it off, antifag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

247 I'm thinking just how sexy a garrote can be.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (axyOa)

Probably sexier than a garret.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (ufFY8)

248 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (AgS5S)


"give us the name of your associates and the pain will stop.."

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)

249 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the installed a range in the Rose Garden. Or replacing the bowling alley in the basement.

The press weasels would faint.


FIFY

Posted by: Bert G at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (OMsf+)

250

A press conference will probably follow this on the shooting

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (rjE57)

251 I bet that PDT carries when he goes out.

Posted by: PDT at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (IrbWq)

252 Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Bunch of Wingers but not any Centers

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (lys4j)

253 "214 202
195 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.



The press weasels would faint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC





If he open carried at Press Conferences, I'd be inclined to forget term limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (CD5Uk)
Motion seconded. All in favor?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (N39Ws)"



AYE !

I suggest a suppressed MAC-10.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (OWgiM)

254 I'm old enough to remember the press admonishing "incendiary rhetoric". Now they pour the fuel, light the fire and fan the flames. Of course they always did that.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (uEbPt)

255 Baron! Stop shooting at the Liberals, and give the nice Secret Service Agent his gun back!

Posted by: Melania Trump at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

256 Coup - check
Seditious "resistance" - check
Insurrection - check
Assassination attempt - ????

Posted by: Thatch at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (qWceQ)

257 DC is going down the drain.
------------

I have a job offer in Arlington, but I may not take it because of what DC is becoming.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (d6pVg)

258 244 I worry that this is a reaction test
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (J8nVw


I doubt the Left has the brains of a velociraptor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (CD5Uk)

259 Trump is facing much greater risks every day than Puddinhead cowering in his basement for fear of the WooHoo.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

--------

Even with all the threats, there's at least a chance Trump will still be alive in a year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (PVQkd)

260 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (AgS5S)


"give us the name of your associates and the pain will stop.."
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)



heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (rjE57)

261 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (AgS5S)
.......

Nurse: "Doctor, what should we do, what should we do?"

ER Doc: "Isn't it time for our break?"

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

262 248 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (AgS5S)

needs a spa day
shower him.with attention

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding buckey at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (J8nVw)

263 ''So he got over the fence? Just got home''

According to PDT he did not

Posted by: Tuna at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (gLRfa)

264 132 For the 'Rons:

It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster, taking the perp out.


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (BRpqW)

265 Baron! Stop shooting at the Liberals, and give the nice Secret Service Agent his gun back!
Posted by: Melania Trump at August 10, 2020 06:38 PM (NgKpN)


Aw Mom! Jeeze! Can't a guy have a little fun once in a while?

Posted by: Baron Trump at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (5v5Zx)

266
also, how terrible it would be if media got hit by friendly fire

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 10, 2020 06:12 PM (J8nVw)


Not terribly terrible.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (9Om/r)

267 "246 231 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.


Walk it off, antifag."

Haha, no doubt. Rub some dirt in it commie and only Chicom watered down pain meds for you puss.

Posted by: Drider at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (R/UH9)

268 > I'm thinking just how sexy a garrote can be.

I'm imagining Melania in one of those Mrs. Peel getups from the old Avengers show.

Bunk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (unn44)

269 I got to see them do a Fly over at the Dayton Air Force Museum and land,
they let people in and take a tour, the Pilot said that when bullets
hit it you don't really hear it because the plane is made of composites


Since I'd never seen one before, much less flying low enough to see fairly well, it took me a couple of minutes to figure out what it was. Looked like it was just cruising around about 3k ft. They have a distinct profile that's fer sure.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (HaL55)

270 Only used one bullet - very fiscally responsible of them!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (icI8A)

271 >>> Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.


Walk it off, antifag.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

=====

Rub some dirt on it, p*ssy.

Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (zobNa)

272 Wow, Trump goes *there*

"I don't know if we want a deal with China, honestly"

Posted by: Methos at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (kOpft)

273 236
Black Lives Dead?

Posted by: PDT at August 10, 2020 06:36 PM (IrbWq)

Black Lives Splatter?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (ufFY8)

274 Colorado Alex in Exile

Arlington is OK. Like in Crystal City. I worked there for 7 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

275 Melania announces tomorrow she's taking out the tennis courts and installing a gun range. For PDT, herself, and Barron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

276 Does the Secret Service use hollow point or FMJ?

Please tell me "hollow point."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (epy5m)

277 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Send in the social worker!

Posted by: Hands at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (786Ro)

278 I know a family law judge who carries a Glock under his robes, just in case shit gets crazy in the court room and the Bailiff is hit first. He made a special point of clarifying that under Texas Law, a Judge is also considered a Peace Officer, and as a Peace Officer he is authorized to carry a weapon whenever he is on duty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)

279 > I bet that PDT carries when he goes out.

I bet he does, too.

Wouldn't you?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (unn44)

280 228 Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM (AgS5S)
Being that she is religious, I can't see her shooting anything other than God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:28 PM (N39Ws)






On the other hand she IS European...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



I'm thinking just how sexy a garrote can be.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:35 PM (axyOa)

Nah, she has read her Bible, and knows the ONLY Jesus approved weapon, is a whip...

with some leather on...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

281 Send the bill for the hospital stay to BLM.

Posted by: spindrift at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (fJ9sA)

282 Twitching on the floor?

How re-volt-ing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (Eicbe)

283 Bill Soros for the bullet.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)

284
Melania announces tomorrow she's taking out the tennis courts and installing a gun range. For PDT, herself, and Barron.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Use the briefing room.

And, don't announce it either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (PVQkd)

285 "He's going to bleed out

No Sir, I think we can save him.

He's going to bleed out"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (W1RB+)

286 276 I don't know about the really close to the President agents, but the Secret Service has adopted the FN 5.7 for or use.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (C1Lsn)

287 That was the worst shot. I was aiming for his horse.

Posted by: Britt at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (5v5Zx)

288 276 Does the Secret Service use hollow point or FMJ?

Please tell me "hollow point."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (epy5m


Sig V Crown

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (CD5Uk)

289 >>Bunch of Wingers but not any Centers

Lafreniere is the real deal. He's going straight to the NHL and he has super star potential.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

290 Washington DC has pretty much continuous thug gunfire even in an ordinary non-2020 year. This incident might not even have been an attack on the WH. We don't know anything for sure yet.

Anyway, good for Trump. "Do I look rattled?" I LOVE IT.

Posted by: gp at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (qpX6U)

291 132
For the 'Rons:



It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living
quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster,
taking the perp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Thanks. I am now fighting the urge to go to DC and jump the fence. Just in the hopes of a replay of this scene. You also left out "slowly"

Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (hKi6n)

292 270 Only used one bullet - very fiscally responsible of them!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (icI8A)

When Trump says, Get off my lawn,

He means it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

293 Perp in critical condition. Wounded by one shot to upper chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---
Soon to be 100% peaceful.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (Eicbe)

294 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.



The press weasels would faint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC





If he open carried at Press Conferences, I'd be inclined to forget term limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (CD5Uk)
Motion seconded. All in favor?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (N39Ws)


Twin .45s in a double chest rig

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (1g7ch)

295 Media just like many Jesus channels during the early eighties. All competing about knowing the will of God better than brand X.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (pB6Gt)

296 "285 "He's going to bleed out

No Sir, I think we can save him.

He's going to bleed out"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (W1RB+) "



LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (OWgiM)

297 Colorado Alex in Exile

Southeast (SE DC) is a known bad place, in places. ISTR it has a MLK Boulevard.

When I was born, SE is where I lived. I went back years later. Torn down for urban renewal.

But 8th and I SE is pretty safe. Marine Baracks is there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

298 Anyone seen Acosta?

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (uEbPt)

299 It was Ghislane Maxwell.


She did not kill herself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

300 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.



The press weasels would faint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC





If he open carried at Press Conferences, I'd be inclined to forget term limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 06:32 PM (CD5Uk)
Motion seconded. All in favor?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 10, 2020 06:33 PM (N39Ws)


Twin .45s in a double chest rig
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (1g7ch)

Ivory handled, of course.

Posted by: Zombie Patton at August 10, 2020 06:44 PM (5v5Zx)

301 283 Bill Soros for the bullet.
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)

Because Soros is under every bed, and Leftism will vanish as soon as he does.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ejsiI)

302 Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer

31m
"Were you rattled by this at all, Mr. President?"

@realDonaldTrump
: "I don't know, do I seem rattled?"

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/
1292946868629131264

Posted by: Hands at August 10, 2020 06:44 PM (786Ro)

303 If something happens to Trump, it's war.
An actual, shooting-in-the-streets war.

You leftists had better be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Henry Blake at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (jWe5r)

304 Trumo should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (J8nVw)

305 It would be cool if PDT started carrying and hitting the range.



The press weasels would faint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

turn Moochelle's garden into a range.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (W2Pud)

306 287 That was the worst shot. I was aiming for his horse.
Posted by: Britt at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (5v5Zx)


Leftists everywhere: "Why did they have to shoot him? They should've just shot the gun out of his hand!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (epy5m)

307 Remake of White House Down, as a documentary with PDT and Melania helping the SS take out the perps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

308 "285 "He's going to bleed out

No Sir, I think we can save him.

He's going to bleed out"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2020 06:41 PM (W1RB+) "



Kinda like when they used a Pulmotor on Lee Harvey Oswald.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (OWgiM)

309 Anyone seen Acosta?
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (uEbPt)


Golf clap

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (M+Lyo)

310 Since I'd never seen one before, much less flying low enough to see fairly well, it took me a couple of minutes to figure out what it was. Looked like it was just cruising around about 3k ft. They have a distinct profile that's fer sure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 10, 2020 06:39 PM (HaL55)

It did a really low Flyby, you could hear it but you couldn't see it until it was right over us, they did this for a reunion of Vietnam rescue crews. We listened to one of the Guys giving a speech on how they saved his live and he was so thankful for their bravery, it was a moving speech, if you haven't been to the museum it's free and the AirForce 1 collection is worth the visit alone.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:46 PM (dKiJG)

311 >Speaking of which, is the John Lewis funeral still going? I know Maverick's is but not old civil rights icon.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain


I think he's appearing at a tractor pull somewhere in Tennessee tonight

and he has a podcast now
it's just 30 minutes of silence but they say it's riveting

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 06:46 PM (iTXRQ)

312 Did the shots hit the WH?

Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2020 06:46 PM (nzKWW)

313 Anyone seen Acosta?
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (uEbPt)




Couldn't have been Tater if he made it over the fence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

314 turn Moochelle's garden into a range.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (W2Pud)


Bury his kills there. Good fertilizer for the rose bushes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (epy5m)

315 White Privilege Is My Co-Pilate.

John Fugelsang@JohnFugelsang
The only white people in the Bible are the ones who executed Jesus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)

316 Does the Secret Service use hollow point or FMJ?
-----------
Please tell me "hollow point."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (epy5m)

I would have thought that phrase was banned here.

Like B L A Z E R. Maybe since you made it two words it got through.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)

317
Yeah, it would be penis.
Barky is a catcher, not a pitcher.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:19 PM (ufFY


Hey, batter, batter, batter

Posted by: Shep! at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

318 Did the shots hit the WH?


Shots were probably headed the other way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

319 PDT: I will tell you who is meddling in elections - the Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (ufFY8)

320 /off damn sock

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (jWe5r)

321 Colorado Alex in Exile



Southeast (SE DC) is a known bad place, in places. ISTR it has a MLK Boulevard.



When I was born, SE is where I lived. I went back years later. Torn down for urban renewal.



But 8th and I SE is pretty safe. Marine Baracks is there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, MLK Blvd is in SE DC, on the south side of the Anacostia River.
Hate to say it, but 8th Street SE near the Marine Barracks has gone downhill lately.
Now if you haven't seen the Navy Yard area in the past 10 years or so, you'd be absolutely shocked at its transformation because of the ballpark. They also built DC United's stadium in that area.

Posted by: Vendette at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (p2kj9)

322 Next press conference Jefe shows up:

Twin .45s in a double chest rig
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 06:43 PM (1g7ch)
.......

and full Pancho Villa bullet belts.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2020 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

323 Did the shots hit the WH?
Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2020 06:46 PM (nzKWW)
---
A nearby school. So, school shooting.

Posted by: Lying Statisticians - who, yes, actually did this. at August 10, 2020 06:48 PM (Eicbe)

324 Melania carries a Mauser c96.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 10, 2020 06:48 PM (3DZIZ)

325 307 Remake of White House Down, as a documentary with PDT and Melania helping the SS take out the perps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Olympus Has Fallen is such a good movie along with London has Fallen, the third Movie went WOKE and it sucked donkey balls

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (dKiJG)

326 Oh shit honey please put the mask back on.

Posted by: Pliney at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (nzKWW)

327 > Trumo should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto

Tony Montana in Scarface.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (unn44)

328 The only white people in the Bible are the ones who executed Jesus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)

John Fugelang is not very Biblically literate, is he?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (oDRcK)

329 I would have thought that phrase was banned here.

Like B L A Z E R. Maybe since you made it two words it got through.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)


Really? I hadn't known that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (epy5m)

330 Boogaloo, national threat

Posted by: MAGA at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (81Mhx)

331 Vendette

I works at NAVSEASYSCOM before it went from Crystal City to the Navy Yard.

The Navy museum there is amazing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

332 187 I pray for Trump, as for the Dems - types, deletes. They won't like where this goes.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 06:30 PM (nFRLh)

Dems are why God invented Imprecatory Prayer!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (8/7u2)

333 I wouldn't be surprised if Trump and the whole family carries. If they don't, they should with all the assholes out there.

Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (+ya+t)

334 Melania slowly slides the .45 back into her thigh holster and asks, "Who's Laura Croft?"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (axyOa)

335 It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living
quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster,
taking the perp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Thanks. I am now fighting the urge to go to DC and jump the fence. Just in the hopes of a replay of this scene. You also left out "slowly"
Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (hKi6n)
-----------

With the cleavage Melania has, I don't think a thigh holster is really necessary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Now sporting transition lenses!
at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (WEBkv)

336 I can't wait for the White House Siege.. I am stocking up on popcorn..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (CjFDo)

337 Probably just an innocent curious future architect looking to get a closer look at the columns and shit.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (hFKne)

338 You just know Joe is going to tell the Bosnia sniper story and put himself in the Hillary role now. Maybe add some heroics to it.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (4thlk)

339 288 276 Does the Secret Service use hollow point or FMJ?

Please tell me "hollow point."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:40 PM (epy5m

Sig .357. They are hollow-pointish

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (1+Jvs)

340 I am sure as much as BLM blamed the looting there yesterday on the stores (really), the shooter at the White House was likely just a misunderstood youth trying to turn his life around.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (nFRLh)

341 >Trumo should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto

Tony Montana in Scarface.



President Camacho in Idiocracy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

342 Maybe it's just me, but the press jackals seem quieter and more respectful since the shooting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

343 Southeast (SE DC) is a known bad place, in places. ISTR it has a MLK Boulevard.

When I was born, SE is where I lived. I went back years later. Torn down for urban renewal.


I tried to see where I lived in Hunter's Point (SF's ghetto). Our house, too, had been torn down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM (epy5m)

344 MSM: It was a right wing bible thumping extremist ! //

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)

345 John Fugelang is not very Biblically literate, is he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (oDRcK)
----
Definitely not that knowledgeable about Anthropology.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (Eicbe)

346
With the cleavage Melania has, I don't think a thigh holster is really necessary.



Boob guns, like a fembot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

347 Ummm. Trump just used the big word, "treason" regarding ObamaGate.

I has tingles. In that place.

Posted by: Cold Rage at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (OXSar)

348 I works at NAVSEASYSCOM before it went from Crystal City to the Navy Yard.



The Navy museum there is amazing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

Been there. It's not that big, but it's thorough. Also toured the Barry; a few years back I watched it being towed down the Potomac on its way to Philly to be scrapped.

Posted by: Vendette at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (p2kj9)

349

Treason.

Obama
Clapper
Rice
Biden
Brennan
Comey
etc


Thank you, Mr. President

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (rjE57)

350 John Fugelang is not very Biblically literate, is he?


He's a troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

351 President Camacho in Idiocracy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)


Underrated movie, prescient

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)

352 You just know Joe is going to tell the Bosnia sniper story and put himself in the Hillary role now. Maybe add some heroics to it.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM

I heard the little girl who handed Hillary flowers was the sniper.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (mNhhD)

353 Deplorable Jay Guevara

My third ship was in the yards near there. We were just offshore doing a sea trial when the earthquake hit. Got some stories about that time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

354 Definitely not that knowledgeable about Anthropology.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (Eicbe)

That too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2020 06:53 PM (oDRcK)

355 338 You just know Joe is going to tell the Bosnia sniper story and put himself in the Hillary role now. Maybe add some heroics to it.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (4thlk)

Yeah, and there I was in Ukraine, and I used my shotgun to cap that dirty Prosecuting Attorney, did it at 200 yards. Then I called Barrak and told him, mission demolished.

Posted by: J. Biden at August 10, 2020 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

356 I wonder if Kayleigh McEnany is doing interrogations. Alright I don't but it's fun to think about.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 06:53 PM (uEbPt)

357 297 Colorado Alex in Exile

Southeast (SE DC) is a known bad place, in places. ISTR it has a MLK Boulevard.

When I was born, SE is where I lived. I went back years later. Torn down for urban renewal.

But 8th and I SE is pretty safe. Marine Baracks is there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



Around the Navy Yards used to be sporty. You can walk around there now more or less safely. Most of the projects have been removed but there are still a few around. They are surrounded by up scale condos, mcmansions, and office buildings. It's an odd look.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 10, 2020 06:54 PM (GQ7LG)

358 >>Treason.

Obama
Clapper
Rice
Biden
Brennan
Comey
etc


>>Thank you, Mr. President

Sounds like a coverup.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

359 Trumo should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto

Tony Montana in Scarface.


President Camacho in Idiocracy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM

So long, Joe, have a good twip. I give you a one-way ticket to the wesuwwection.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 10, 2020 06:54 PM (mNhhD)

360 Trumo should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (J8nVw)


You'll have every illegal swarming the fences to get a glimpse at Trumpo Villa. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2020 06:54 PM (9Om/r)

361 Treason.

Obama
Clapper
Rice
Biden
Brennan
Comey
etc


Thank you, Mr. President
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (rjE57)

???

Posted by: Frogmarch Denier at August 10, 2020 06:55 PM (Eicbe)

362 I would have thought that phrase was banned here.

Like B L A Z E R. Maybe since you made it two words it got through.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)

Really? I hadn't known that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:49 PM (epy5m)


I'm just talking shit. I don't know if hollowpoint simply went away in a huff, or if he's still lurking, possibly using a different nic.

Unlike some of the Gope dopes who went off the deep end, he was just annoying. Don't think he ever said anything that warranted a banning.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2020 06:55 PM (hku12)

363 PDT: I will tell you who is meddling in elections - the Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:47 PM (ufFY


Trump knows how to handle these idiots. He is a teacher to the GOP who do not want to learn.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:55 PM (rjE57)

364 Trump should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto

Posted by: vmom 2020 filling up the waterboarding bucket at August 10, 2020 06:45 PM (J8nVw)


You'll have every illegal swarming the fences to get a glimpse at Trumpo Villa. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2020 06:54 PM (9Om/r)

==============

And voting Republican.

Posted by: Cold Rage at August 10, 2020 06:55 PM (OXSar)

365 So when this Cold Civil War heats up I recommend NOT taking prisoners. When The Left isn't on their knees they're at your throat. They need to be put down hard. Peacefully hard, of course.

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (+v+zN)

366 Ummm. Trump just used the big word, "treason" regarding ObamaGate.
.......

We're long overdue for some hangings.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

367 ???
Posted by: Frogmarch Denier at August 10, 2020 06:55 PM (Eicbe)


he said what they did was treasonous and that they all knew

the spying, he was referring to then

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (rjE57)

368 I know a Secret Service Agent stationed at the WH. Good Luck Mike. Onward.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (bgJ0E)

369
Melania packs 9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2020 06:26 PM


7.62 x 25

you know...exotic & siht

Posted by: Lord Humungus at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (rgWqH)

370 My third ship was in the yards near there. We were just offshore doing a sea trial when the earthquake hit. Got some stories about that time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 06:53 PM (u82oZ)


Years ago, my father was CO of the Marine contingent at the Hunter's Point Naval Shipyard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (epy5m)

371 That was the worst shot. I was aiming for his horse.

Posted by: Britt at August 10, 2020 06:42 PM (5v5Zx)


I was aiming for his head ...

Posted by: Jayne Cobb ... at August 10, 2020 06:57 PM (LPnfS)

372 Would you say that I had a plethora of pistolas?

Posted by: El Guapo Trump at August 10, 2020 06:57 PM (5v5Zx)

373 Southeast (SE DC) is a known bad place, in places. ISTR it has a MLK Boulevard.



When I was born, SE is where I lived. I went back years later. Torn down for urban renewal.



I tried to see where I lived in Hunter's Point (SF's ghetto). Our house, too, had been torn down.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2020 06:51 PM

---

We saw a woman who had been shot dead a minute or so before we got to the Bethesda, MD metro stop early one morning in 93. Cops had not even got there yet.


Looked over at her and shoved the wife away and we got on the train as there was literally nothing we could do for her as her brains were leaking out all over the floor where she lay.


I had forgot some paperwork that they needed at the hospital for me and we had to go back to our hotel room or we would have been right in the middle of that shooting.


DC and the surrounding area is not a safe place.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2020 06:57 PM (JUOKG)

374 The media is a very sick species the world would be far better off without.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 06:57 PM (H8QX8)

375 Trump's saying one thing (treason) but the DOJ/FBI are doing another (carpet meet sweeper).

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 10, 2020 06:58 PM (mNhhD)

376 We don't want anything to happen to Trump and Pence because Nancy would become President...Don't forget that scary fact..

Posted by: Colin at August 10, 2020 06:58 PM (PWsjb)

377
off, diplomatic ambassador sock

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2020 06:58 PM (rgWqH)

378 364 Trump should start wearing crossed bandoliers and carrying a gold-plated full auto


And epaulettes. Fat as a brick with gold fringes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (H8QX8)

379 So when this Cold Civil War heats up I recommend NOT taking prisoners. When The Left isn't on their knees they're at your throat. They need to be put down hard. Peacefully hard, of course.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 10, 2020 06:56 PM (+v+zN)


This is why when they purge their own they are so vicious.
It is known that every single one has demonstrated the willingness to use force against any government however useful and legitimate or not.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (1g7ch)

380 Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:

youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (vIxqx)

381 Trump should release the WH security footage of the shooting. Accompanied by Love Gun.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2020 07:00 PM (H5knJ)

382 And epaulettes. Fat as a brick with gold fringes.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (H8QX


With Melania in full ninja babe outfit next to him.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 07:00 PM (GbPPJ)

383 DC and the surrounding area is not a safe place.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


This is true, but it's still infinitely better than it was under Marion Barry. I used to commute home on 295, and there were shootings between cars stuck in the traffic. One woman was chased out of her car and shot on the side of the road. Animals.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2020 07:00 PM (v16oJ)

384 Treason.

Obama
Clapper
Rice
Biden
Brennan
Comey
etc


Thank you, Mr. President
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 10, 2020 06:52 PM (rjE57)


And that, ladies and gents, is what we call and Ol fashion smack down.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)

385 Trump's saying one thing (treason) but the DOJ/FBI are doing another (carpet meet sweeper).
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 10, 2020 06:58 PM (mNhhD)
---
The founder's preference for a narrow definition of Treason kind of stands in his way.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)

386 This would be great on a t-shirt: "Do I Look Rattled?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (sWM8x)

387 Twitter libs pushing interrupt Trump hashtag.

Shooter interrupted Trump.

Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (ZfRYq)

388 Whole lotta sowing goin' on.

The Day of Reaping may be Nov. 3.

Posted by: Sen. Miklos "Fritz" Hollings at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

389 I'm here.
Just wanted to thank you all for keeping me company during dinner. The conversation has been scintillating.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (sd8p8)

390 388
Whole lotta sowing goin' on.


Word.

Posted by: Whirlwind at August 10, 2020 07:02 PM (v16oJ)

391 Curious about who got shot and why.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 07:03 PM (ifmtJ)

392
Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:

youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM


I'll see you oompa band & raise with Postmodern Jukebox's cover

youtube.com/watch?v=kJ3BAF_15yQ

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2020 07:04 PM (rgWqH)

393 The founder's preference for a narrow definition of Treason kind of stands in his way.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)


Unless... there was... a foreign government involved...

Historically, that would be England. And RUSSIA lately. OR maybe even an old Soviet state.

Three for three.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 07:04 PM (1g7ch)

394 Twitter libs pushing interrupt Trump hashtag.

Shooter interrupted Trump.
Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (ZfRYq)


POTUS interruptus.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 10, 2020 07:04 PM (AiZBA)

395 Burnt Toast

China. For sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

396 Hodgkinson's disease?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz)

397 >>POTUS interruptus.


The way to find the missing something
is to find. out. where .it is. not.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 07:06 PM (/lH3m)

398 It's virtual fricken UN of treasonous ties.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 07:06 PM (1g7ch)

399 393 The founder's preference for a narrow definition of Treason kind of stands in his way.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)


Unless... there was... a foreign government involved...

Historically, that would be England. And RUSSIA lately. OR maybe even an old Soviet state.

Three for three.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 07:04 PM (1g7ch)

=========

It's fine if Ukraine interferes with out elections as long as members of the unelected administrative state really REALLY believe that Trump is bad for their paychecks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 07:06 PM (LvTSG)

400 Oh by the insanity of Cthulhu, the I'm not saying Trump faked this but Trump totally faked this is starting and I'm going to set the planet on fire with the power of my miiiiinnnnnddddd.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM (GbPPJ)

401 392 Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:

youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM

I'll see you oompa band & raise with Postmodern Jukebox's cover

youtube.com/watch?v=kJ3BAF_15yQ

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2020 07:04 PM (rgWqH)


Richard Cheese's Vegas lounge rendition of Welcome to the Jungle:

https://youtu.be/o7ojOWMwpNM

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM (DTX3h)

402 Historically, that would be England. And RUSSIA lately. OR maybe even an old Soviet state.

Three for three.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 07:04 PM (1g7ch)
---
You're still lacking the thing that made Brennan walk back his "expert" opinion about Treason. We need a declared enemy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM (Eicbe)

403 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM (OWgiM)

404 Biden Not Found

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2020 07:08 PM (uEbPt)

405 Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:

youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (vIxqx)


You, sir, are a great American !

for certain values of great ...

Posted by: Adriane the Well, You Can Dance To It Critic ... at August 10, 2020 07:08 PM (LPnfS)

406 382 And epaulettes. Fat as a brick with gold fringes.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (H8QX

With Melania in full ninja babe outfit next to him.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 07:00 PM (GbPPJ)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 10, 2020 07:08 PM (ifmtJ)

407 >>Twitter libs pushing interrupt Trump hashtag.

>>Shooter interrupted Trump.

And then Trump calmly walks back into the briefing room, tells everyone what happened and went back to work.

Like a boss.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

408 or actually, undernood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 10, 2020 07:09 PM (OWgiM)

409 >>With Melania in full ninja babe outfit next to him


The White Ninja Outfit, though.

None of that Black shit.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2020 07:09 PM (/lH3m)

410 Sig .357. They are hollow-pointish
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 10, 2020 06:50 PM (1+Jvs)

Negative, negative, Secret Squirrel. Flat point. (Truncated cone). Comes in jacketed and hollow point.
See you Sundays at the Gub Thread.

Posted by: RI Red at August 10, 2020 07:09 PM (wkURT)

411 Constitution Day. Huh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2020 07:09 PM (0ja14)

412 You're still lacking the thing that made Brennan walk back his "expert" opinion about Treason. We need a declared enemy.
Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM (Eicbe)


Rosenburg's take comfort in knowing that.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2020 07:09 PM (1g7ch)

413 Oh by the insanity of Cthulhu, the I'm not saying
Trump faked this but Trump totally faked this is starting and I'm going
to set the planet on fire with the power of my miiiiinnnnnddddd.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM (GbPPJ)

Because the people at the GW Hospital are dealing with someone with a fake bullet in their chest.

Posted by: Vendette at August 10, 2020 07:10 PM (p2kj9)

414 380 Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:

youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (vIxqx)


**Twitches**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2020 07:10 PM (CD5Uk)

415
Watching delayed the Trump press conference, and I like his quiet confidence and nearly monotone delivery.

There is nothing for the XiNN's of the world to grasp onto.


He reminds me of Alfred E Neuman - "What, me worry?"

It is like a entry level professor repeating the curriculum again for the 20th time.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 10, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

416 Jesus Horowitz Christ.

Honestly, I have to say I'm surprised it's taken this long.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 10, 2020 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

417 so is this the old nood or what

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)

418
Aren't guns illegal in DC? So this can't have happened.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2020 07:11 PM (mht8P)

419 I'm going to set the planet on fire with the power of my miiiiinnnnnddddd.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 10, 2020 07:07 PM

So....can I have your flamethrower, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2020 07:12 PM (rBtIz)

420 so is this the old nood or what
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)

Ummmmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2020 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

421 407 >>Twitter libs pushing interrupt Trump hashtag.

>>Shooter interrupted Trump.

And then Trump calmly walks back into the briefing room, tells everyone what happened and went back to work.

Like a boss.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2020 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

"Because Trump didn't don kevlar and a weapon to face the shooter by himself, he's a pussy."
-The Left, for sure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 10, 2020 07:12 PM (LvTSG)

422 Pretty sure if, as an American, I take money from China to sabotage a military facility and somehow pull it off, that is treason, declared war or no.

"Enemy" is a state of being, and may be an actual state of being regardless of whether the other party realizes it yet. See Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: grognard at August 10, 2020 07:12 PM (sb+Cg)

423 >>> Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:

youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (vIxqx)

You, sir, are a great American !

for certain values of great ...
Posted by: Adriane the Well, You Can Dance To It Critic ... at August 10, 2020 07:08 PM (LPnfS)

=====

She certainly has a healthy pair of lungs.

Posted by: Up and In at August 10, 2020 07:13 PM (zobNa)

424 It is like a entry level professor repeating the curriculum again for the 20th time.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Spot on.
And when he gets going on business it's awesome. He knows more than the collective intelligence of the entire press corps. He knows it and so do they.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 07:14 PM (axyOa)

425
**Twitches**
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Just be thankful I didn't post the song I was originally looking for, China by Red Rockets. You'll never get it out of your head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 07:14 PM (vIxqx)

426 Alton Jackson hadn't heard that one yet and watch alot of Postmodern Jukebox.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 07:15 PM (OjZpE)

427 weft cut-loop

Thanks! It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it. And the singer has vast tracks of land. With a close-up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

428 Jesus Horowitz Christ.

Honestly, I have to say I'm surprised it's taken this long.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Hmmm.
I actually remember asking my dad once what the H stood for.
The more ya know!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2020 07:16 PM (axyOa)

429 Nood.

Posted by: Kamala "H" at August 10, 2020 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

430 Just be thankful I didn't post the song I was originally looking for, China by Red Rockets. You'll never get it out of your head.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Red Rockers.

Saw them play in NOLA with the lead singer's parents at one of the tables at Jimmy's.

Posted by: Sen. Miklos at August 10, 2020 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)

431 Inductive humor there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2020 06:21 PM (ufFY


Did the perp diode on the ground?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 10, 2020 07:19 PM (0srGb)

432 Unpossible! That area is a gun free zone...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 10, 2020 07:21 PM (h1jJh)

433 Glad to see that the HQ has finally caught on to Outkick.com.

Posted by: logprof at August 10, 2020 07:21 PM (oZuI0)

434 the H is for Howard

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 10, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)

435 So has anyone seen Jim Acosta this afternoon?

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at August 10, 2020 07:23 PM (ZP+K2)

436 I don't know.

Do you people speak English?

I. Don't. Know.

but he's cooler than that.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 07:25 PM (SKXSf)

437 Why did you decide to come back to the briefing?


It's my job you dolt.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 07:26 PM (SKXSf)

438 Of course there was a NOOD just as I jumped into the shower, that way 100 comments will go by and the topic is long forgotten.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2020 07:29 PM (OjZpE)

439 Please stop asking about the oompa Band cover of Sweet Child of Mine because I'm only going to post it once more:



youtube.com/watch?v=wbsEZzgCwmI

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2020 06:59 PM (vIxqx)


I think I like better than the original. Rose's screeching never really appealed to me.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2020 07:30 PM (7IKAb)

440 So was it a tight shot group in the perp, or is more range time needed for WH Security?

Posted by: Earth Pig at August 10, 2020 07:32 PM (lz4Mw)

441 Hope the video is good and from several perspectives.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 07:34 PM (SKXSf)

442 Goodbye "WhiteHouse Siege" Antifa bullshit. Should be now and FOREVER cancelled.
No more. CNN and MSNBC have done their jobs. Cut it all off NOW

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 10, 2020 07:46 PM (aR6C/)

443 132
For the 'Rons:



It will be revealed that Melania emerged from the WH living
quarters, hiked up her skirt, and removed a gun from her thigh holster,
taking the perp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)


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Nice Eastern European girl like that, she's gotta be packing a CZ-75. So hawt.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 10, 2020 07:51 PM (+3rQF)

444 Some nut got over the fence and into the White House back in the glorious Ob+mao years IIRC

Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2020 07:54 PM (Y274z)

445 She taught Don how to shoot.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2020 07:55 PM (SKXSf)

446 the briefing room at the White House has been locked down. I hope the press corps is not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Posted by: vivi at August 10, 2020 07:58 PM (11H2y)

447 Tucker is going to be awesome.

Posted by: vivi at August 10, 2020 07:59 PM (11H2y)

448 I've had that "just rip the bandaid off" feeling for quite some time now.
I'm thinking I'm definitely not the only one. All it will take is for these fuckers to piss off enough people that "defund the police" an d"Black Lives Matter" protests will look like TEA TIME compared to the enraged silent majority..
They keep pushing and pushing and pushing inching ever so close to just admitting that THEY WANT US DEAD

Well fuckers, lets just get it started them hm? See how long it takes you panty stains to realize you made a BIG MUTHAFUCKIN MISTAKE.
Just say when and we'll make you wish you faggots were never BORN

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 10, 2020 08:06 PM (aR6C/)

449 Nice Eastern European girl like that, she's gotta be packing a CZ-75. So hawt.

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Steel framef, hammer fired, DA/SA.

Ooooo..... fapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2020 08:26 PM (nw6Hr)

450 I spent the past 3 days in the hospital, going to bed now. Bottom line is I'm ok mostly.

Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2020 08:28 PM (XhWtx)

451 Eromero

Prayers ascending for your full recovery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 10, 2020 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

452 Trump vs. Chuck Norris? Pfffffttt. Trump 2020

Posted by: Justbeginprivateiss at August 10, 2020 09:46 PM (r+ov6)

453 Trump should play their game, and have everything ready incase they try to "lay siege" to the white house, the second they cross the line on the ground start rounding them up and disappearing them.

Hong Kong has 7.5 million people, 7 million of which I'm sure would love to come to America. I think we can find a few hundred thousand commies here that we can use for trade bait.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 10, 2020 10:18 PM (r0SEX)

454 348:
The USS Barry, DD 933, is no longer in the Anacostia River? Nooooooo! Just checked Wikipedia and you're right. That is so sad, at least for my family.


My dad (1928-2012) was a "plank-owner", that is, a member of the first crew when it was launched. Probably the junior ensign, since he was fresh out of OCS. (I was 2 or 2 1/2 years old.) He and mom stopped by after they parked it in D.C. (early '80s) and the guard told him it was still being refitted and not open to the public yet. When he told him he was a plank-owner, the officer in charge of the refit (don't know if that made him count as 'captain' or not) gave him and my mom a full tour of the whole ship, including the parts that weren't going to be open to the public.

On the other hand, dad refused to believe me when I said that Marion Barry must have specifically asked for the ship with the same name as his own, and that the generations of D.C. school kids taken to tour the ship after it opened undoubtedly - at least 75% of them - thought it was named after mayor-for-life Barry.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 10, 2020 10:29 PM (P1jf3)

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