Tonight's ONT Is A Secret!

Busy day today, and it's not over yet, so here's a basic ONT dump.

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What did I do back in '20? Why, I was the tail gunner on a school bus

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She's not wrong

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Soldiers, ever the same

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My video game weakness

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Ouch

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Truth

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Pedo express

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What's wrong with this picture?

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There's always hope?

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I need a no one cares duck

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Yes, I meant “ducked”

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Good brakes

Everybody liked that

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Terrorists trying to call out the freedom community is hilarious

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I never expected to agree with a Chinese ambassador (to Grenada)

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Of course they come unassembled

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”Interesting” is a word

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Made ya look

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Jurassic Park, but everyone is wearing heels.

We're waiting

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New Lucas edit

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Like a boss and.....not so much

When you see it...

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Tonight's ONT is brought to you by me, waiting for the hockey game to start:

I'll be around tonight, but I'll also be watching the Flames/Jets elimination game, so I may not always be right on top of the current post.

GFG! Flames tits.gif

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:50 PM




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1 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2020 09:54 PM (4JM5Y)

2 {{{Zettai}}}

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 09:54 PM (ggFnY)

3 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the runk Monkey Critic ... at August 06, 2020 09:55 PM (LPnfS)

4 And so it begins.

Posted by: Yer Pal Miklos at August 06, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

5 A basic ONT dump is better than no ONT dump atoll.

Hiya!

Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 09:55 PM (yfoZs)

6 Top 10ish?

Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 09:56 PM (ioRP+)

7 Dang, still a chance?

Posted by: John Waters at August 06, 2020 09:56 PM (unn44)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Yay and thanks Weird Dave! Bouncing GIF boobs for all!

Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (ioRP+)

10 {{{Zettai}}}
Posted by: Zettai


That looks like some serious hierarchical self-actualization.

Posted by: Bruce Miklos-Maslow at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

11 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (wPVhA)

12 Where did that News-Babe get that outfit? Dicks?

Posted by: Gork at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (VmQ66)

13 How do you shoot women and children?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)

14 I have saltines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (wPVhA)

15 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 06, 2020 09:59 PM (FSBqz)

16 We all live in Pedo submarine, pedo submarine, pedo submarine.....

Posted by: Jizzlahne Maxwell at August 06, 2020 10:00 PM (8D99u)

17 Yay! Not last!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:00 PM (L9+g/)

18 I can SMELL the mashed bananas, kid. It's probably best for everyone if you just point them out.

Posted by: irright at August 06, 2020 10:00 PM (RVcmP)

19 When did we get bouncing anime girl tiddy GIFs???? Is this a Platinum membership thing?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)

20 I have Velveeta

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (w7KSn)

21 Interesting!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (axyOa)

22 Close enough for CDC work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (eTZoJ)

23 Holy shit, I spit out my drink when that beer knocked her in the cooter!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (CD5Uk)

24 Once seen, it cannot be unseen...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

25 Well the submarine is yellow and has no Blue Meanies, that's what's wrong with it.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)

26 Ace built his shelves with the bones of Englishmen.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (EgshT)

27 Wow, that was a powerful statement by Candace Owens.

I think we can put to rest the idea that she's a Conservative carpetbagger.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (XTyi0)

28 Tonight's ONT is brought to you by me, waiting for the hockey game to start:

Then they kneel and I have to turn it off.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (wPVhA)


Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (eTZoJ)

30 I don't see it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)

31 good evening

Posted by: wing at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

32 19 When did we get bouncing anime girl tiddy GIFs???? Is this a Platinum membership thing?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)

It's better to accept than to question. At least in this case.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

33 The last vid in the can bouncing thing is damn funny.

Talk about forced entry.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Zz0t1)

34 No, Harambes last words were obviously "Kid, I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Cl-" BANG

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:03 PM (I+suT)

35 I've ever left a comment on an ONT before. Guess I've spent way too much time at the computer today.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 06, 2020 10:03 PM (ch6++)

36 I've been staring at her boobs for three minutes now. Nothing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:03 PM (CD5Uk)

37
That is one pigeon-toed duck!

Posted by: stumck at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (uksaT)

38 Weird Dave posts the best stuff.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (AiZBA)

39 That is one pigeon-toed duck!



*groan*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Ci4bl)

40 32 19 When did we get bouncing anime girl tiddy GIFs???? Is this a Platinum membership thing?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)

It's better to accept than to question. At least in this case.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

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This is the kind of inquisitiveness that produces Yoko Ono videos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

41 How do you shoot women and children?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)

*looks around shiftily*

The same way you shoot men?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E)

42 Dave, who are you rooting for? Both teams have former Barrie Colts, but I got to work with Scheifele and Little, so I'm pulling for the Jets.

Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (ioRP+)

43 Because of BLM I must boycott the NFL, MLB, NBA and now the NHL. I assume they'll come for college football in the fall.

On the plus side, I'm discovering things like Homesteaders Rescue and Hoarders and Alone.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (nnf6G)

44 I don't see it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)


her neckline.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (AiZBA)

45 Nice todger hanging around that newsbint's neck!

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (ggFnY)

46 good evening
Posted by: wing at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)


That's the worst Alfred Hitchcock impression I've ever heard.

BE BETTER.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (Zz0t1)

47 41 How do you shoot women and children?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)

*looks around shiftily*

The same way you shoot men?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E


You just don't lead them as much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (CD5Uk)

48 44 I don't see it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)

her neckline.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (AiZBA)

And the zipper.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

49 maybe the President is letting us experience the loss of Constitutional rights, and the CHICOM ization of American to teach us some sort of lesson. Masks and lockdowns are 8th dimensional chess lessons in why we should love freedom, liberty and the Constitution.

He is going to pull back the curtain on this godforsaken nightmare and say " see? this could have been your future under President Hillary!"


Yeah. Any minute now....

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (luzVb)

50 Gene Wilder was made for memes.

Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (ioRP+)

51 Ah. Now I cannot unsee it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (Ci4bl)

52 That GIF at the end of the post is sexist.

Sweet, cute, perky, bouncy sexist, says no one cares duck.

Many great, WD, but dog watching sports was greatest.

Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (yfoZs)

53 42 take a wild guess.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (CvJaM)

54 Hi Everyone!

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (6lKe4)

55
her neckline.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (AiZBA)


I had to go back 5 times because the tits are distracting from what you're SUPPOSED to see.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Just for some Schadenfreude: Dickhead DeWine has tested positive for coronavirus. And now he's had a second test and has tested negative. But we should totally believe their numbers!

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (vMCab)

57 Happy birthday Broseidon Czar of the Brocean. Many happy returns, etc.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)

58 I couldn't see the dick for the boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (CD5Uk)

59
You just don't lead them as much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (CD5Uk)


That's what the piglet found out during a bad run last deer season.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)

60 30 I don't see it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)

I was just getting ready to ask the Horde what I was missing when I spotted it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (+Jt1Y)

61 why do you think Megan Parker is looking at porn?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (4a9Vv)

62 I've been up since 4:40 AM.

Why am I still awake?

And I've been drinking for a few hours.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (Zz0t1)

63 that was a powerful statement by Candace Owens.

She's also tweeting "Black Lies Matter" in regards to withholding the full Floyd footage.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (2lndx)

64 Very fun, this WD ONT.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (B2mhs)

65 Happy birthday Broseidon Czar of the Brocean. Many happy returns, etc.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)

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NO REFUNDS!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2020 at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (wPVhA)

66 DeWine tested positive so he could get out of meeting w DJT

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (w7KSn)

67 54 Hi Everyone!
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (6lKe4)


Hola! Que Pasa?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (CD5Uk)

68 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (OjZpE)

69 re 56:
she turned me into a newt!
a newt..?
... I got better...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (4a9Vv)

70 And I've been drinking for a few hours.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

Don't believe whiskey! Whiskey is asshoe!

Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (nnf6G)

71 58 I couldn't see the dick for the boobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (CD5Uk)

--------

Alas, such is the danger of boobs.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA)

72 I was just getting ready to ask the Horde what I was missing when I spotted it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (+Jt1Y

Spotted dick is a favorite dish in England.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (CD5Uk)

73 Hello, Iris!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (L9+g/)

74 why do you think Megan Parker is looking at porn?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (4a9Vv)


For the money shot?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (Zz0t1)

75 She's also tweeting "Black Lies Matter" in regards to withholding the full Floyd footage.

I saw another variation the other day: #BlackLivesMAGA

That should cause some Port of Beirut's in people's heads.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (B2mhs)

76 If that can had gotten stuck I would have fallen in love.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (/mX3p)

77 {{{{{{HORDE}}}}}}

Thank you so so much for all your support!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)

78 On the plus side, I'm discovering things like Homesteaders Rescue and Hoarders and Alone.
Posted by: Blutarski


I can't watch Hoarders or that reality show about addicts. The people on those shows drive me crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

79 DeWine tested positive so he could get out of meeting w DJT
Posted by: navybrat

---

Why would a RINO not wish to meet PDT?

Oh, wait. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt88)

80
Spotted dick is a favorite dish in England.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (CD5Uk)


I could'a told ya that.

Posted by: Milo at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Based on her expression, it looks like that news anchor just saw the dick on her neck in the monitor.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (dR6lV)

82 Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)

I hate it when I have to get clues!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (eTZoJ)

83
Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)

Hey WDS! Hope today's been a better day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

84 Evening.

Anime bouncey titty girl is distracting.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (1Yy3c)

85 I can't watch Hoarders or that reality show about addicts. The people on those shows drive me crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I want to look away, but I can't. It's always horrible. But no NFL!

Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (nnf6G)

86 Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)

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The hot iron worked?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)

87 66 DeWine tested positive so he could get out of meeting w DJT
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (w7KSn)



And thus proves what a joke the positive test results are. How many people do you suppose testing positive receive a second test?

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (vMCab)

88 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)

WDS, hang in there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (eTZoJ)

89
I hate it when I have to get clues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (eTZoJ)


Happens to the best of us.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Westminsterdogshow, I hope you are doing better. You're being prayed for.

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (L9+g/)

91
The hot iron worked?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)


Rubbed. Dirt.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)

92 I don't get that terrorist cartoon. Why dis the guy come along and shoot him in the head?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (dR6lV)

93 Alas, such is the danger of boobs.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA)

Testify.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Ojki1)

94
Anime bouncey titty girl is distracting.
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (1Yy3c)


And now on my desktop.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)

95 the pic of the news woman was funnier still the third time I looked.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (4a9Vv)

96 Boobs have caused more accidents than cellphones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (CD5Uk)

97 Those are some awesome front brakes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (0QYMt)

98 We need to get Ace this hat from the Hodge Twins site:

https://tinyurl.com/y3pupq9q

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

99 "Dad, How Do I" is an amusing idea for a YT channel.

My dad split when I was 11. Even if he hadn't I would have missed those moments because my dad was an enormous asshole.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (1Yy3c)

100 I don't get that terrorist cartoon. Why dis the guy come along and shoot him in the head?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (dR6lV)


Doing the universe a favor.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)

101 I'll be around tonight, but I'll also be watching the Flames/Jets elimination game, so I may not always be right on top of the current post.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:50 PM

===========================

Thanks for the ONT, WD! Some good laughs!

That Flames/Jets series has been very exciting. Very physical - like "real" playoff hockey! I don't have a rooting interest in that game, so I'd just as soon see it go to a Game 5. However, I'll pull for the Flames for you - and in honor of Lanny McDonald and the greatest mustache ever (at least outside of a Mario Bros game).

My Caps don't look so good in the Round Robin. They really miss John Carlson!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (mZUr4)

102 Good evening, {{{Horde}}}.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

103 LOL I didn't see the logo!

Good luck. Mangiapane is a super-nice kid too, and hell, you've got four former Colts!

Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (ioRP+)

104 We need to get Ace this hat from the Hodge Twins site:

https://tinyurl.com/y3pupq9q

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)


Spelled wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)

105 97 Those are some awesome front brakes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (0QYMt

Yeah, she's stacked.



Oh.. brakes. Yeah that was cool too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (CD5Uk)

106 re 92: it's an allegory for Moochelle catching Barky with Reggie.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (4a9Vv)

107 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Flames/Jets elimination game? Elimination from what? Are we pretending that sports today will have some historical meaning in the future?

Posted by: george at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (JJhYy)

109 100, I don't mind--but the soldier had him contained.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (dR6lV)

110 Ah {{{Ladyl}}}, how do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (eTZoJ)

111
My Caps don't look so good in the Round Robin. They really miss John Carlson!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (mZUr4)


The Stars apparently need more time off.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)

112 85 I can't watch Hoarders or that reality show about addicts. The people on those shows drive me crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I want to look away, but I can't. It's always horrible. But no NFL!
Posted by: Blutarski


I want to scream at the hoarders, " FFS, get some packages of garbage bags and throw stuff out!" I would not be good at dealing with the mentally ill.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

113 Trebet: A famous Moron's Birthday.

Horde: Who is Broseidon?

*ding!*


Cheers, Bro!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

114 {{{Ladyl}}}


Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

115 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Great, since we talked!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

116 Hey everybody.

I learned today of a site called Cameo. You can hire a (admittedly not super-hot) celeb to send a greeting and message to whomever you like. FB has been promotion Gilbert Gottfried's services, especially.

I'm thinking, that would be a fun thing to do for Ace sometime. He charges $150 per message, maybe we could pool our money and buy a spot. Think he'd like to receive a Thanks from the Horde, via Gilbert Gottfried? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

117 Thanks! California Girl.

Hope you are having a good week.

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (6lKe4)

118 ⧙⧙⧙Ladyl⧘⧘⧘

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (ggFnY)

119 Flames/Jets elimination game? Elimination from what? Are we pretending that sports today will have some historical meaning in the future?
Posted by: george


He likes it. What's the problem?

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (XTyi0)

120 Trebet: A famous Moron's Birthday.

Horde: Who is Broseidon?


It's really hard to celebrate when you share a BDay with JJ.

But Happy Birthday nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Human trafficking, and child porn, frankly continue because the governing class want them to.


We could stop illegal immigration, immediately, if we wanted to. Hell we stopped it with a relatively minor effort in the 50s and 50s era technology.


But that would mean getting rid of a significant portion of the left's voters.


Similarly, you could roll up the pedo rings if you pointed a coordinated intelligence effort at it....but then you'd be arresting people like Bill Clinton.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA)

122 Don't shoot the women and children!

Hostages are taken to be used as a weapon. There are times that to neutralize weapons being used against you it becomes necessary to shoot the hostages.


This means being a hostage sucks.
Don't be a hostage.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (WyVLE)

123 77 {{{{{{HORDE}}}}}}

Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)

I trust you managed to bean the other half with an ashtray?

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (1Yy3c)

124 Good evening, {{{Horde}}}.

Finally the rest us get some.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (XTyi0)

125 Cameo also has Toni Lahren for $80, and a few PDT impersonators, as well as both John O'Hurley and Jamie Farr, both of whom are Republicans last I heard.

Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out...

https://www.cameo.com/

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

126 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

Yes indeed!

Now to survive a WD ONT...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (eTZoJ)

127 What is Happy birthday, Broseidon!? It must be in the form of a question.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

128 I learned today of a site called Cameo. You can hire a (admittedly not super-hot) celeb to send a greeting and message to whomever you like.

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I'd like to send a Bea Arthur greeting to someone that I have really ambiguous feelings about.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (wPVhA)

129
Now to survive a WD ONT...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (eTZoJ)


I make no promises!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

130 92 I don't get that terrorist cartoon. Why dis the guy come along and shoot him in the head?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (dR6lV)

.....

I believe he is sporting the Gadsden flag.

It's a play on the disingenuous calls by leftists for 2Aers and militia men to intervene with the government rounding up AntiFa members in the pacific NW.

The line goes, you have your guns allegedly to fight the government when it becomes tyrannical, but where are you now.

Obviously, 2Aers recognize who the tyrannical party is, those that seek to destroy the country, seize privately held wealth, burn down businesses and deny free speech, which is to say liberals.

Though in fairness, they could have also drawn a Lincoln Project writer into the toon as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (u8nBg)

131 Happy Birfday, Broceidon!

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (ggFnY)

132 {{{eleven}}}

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

133 I'd like to send a Bea Arthur greeting to someone that I have really ambiguous feelings about.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Genus.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)

134 And thus proves what a joke the positive test results are. How many
people do you suppose testing positive receive a second test?
***

My memory is that shortly before the left jumped on the test everyone bandwagon that it was a common belief that tests couldn't distinguish between Wuhan flu and other corona viruses.


So a large number of the positive people actually had "seasonal" flu....


Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (qlFIA)

135 Hope you are doing okay, WDS.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

136 {{{LadyL}}}

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)

137 7 {{{westminsterdogshow}}}

Do you need an alibi?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

138 I'll also be watching the Flames/Jets elimination game, so I may not always be right on top of the current post.

Are we talking severed heads or is it just make-believe elimination?

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (/2aWP)

139 Don't shoot the women and children!

Hostages are taken to be used as a weapon. There are times that to neutralize weapons being used against you it becomes necessary to shoot the hostages.


This means being a hostage sucks.
Don't be a hostage.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (WyVLE

Word.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (1Yy3c)

140 Similarly, you could roll up the pedo rings if you pointed a coordinated intelligence effort at it....but then you'd be arresting people like Bill Clinton.


Posted by: 18-1


I'm wondering how many rich, important people in the entertainment industry would be arrested.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

141 136 {{{LadyL}}}


Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)


Dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

142 I watched the Trump/Darth Vader sidebar earlier and....it just isn't funny.


Its like most Trump humor, too mean spirited and dumb to be funny.


Now....have Darth Vader give Obama's pen and a phone speech when asked about abolishing the Imperial Senate? Now that would be funny.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (qlFIA)

143 She's wearing her shirt upside down?

Posted by: Gilded at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (BRkq2)

144 Me and sgt schultz, i see nothing.

But, seen in los angeles on a metro bus which now display black squares claiming metro is in solidairtitty wif BLM, blah junkie george floyd... overlaid was a CRPA calif rifle and pistol association sticker advising Be Safe. Shoot Straight. Fight Back! Ahhhh, a bit o public pushback.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (JD9/K)

145 qdpsteve, I think he'd rather have the money...but what do I know? It's a sweet idea!

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (6lKe4)

146 Flames/Jets. Too bad they both can't lose.

Go Blues!

Posted by: tbodie at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (A5B6s)

147 Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA)

Once the operating laws become based on political affiliations with no grounding in morality, you are pretty much on the down slope to the third world, or fourth if you are really unlucky!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (eTZoJ)

148 I'm wondering how many rich, important people in the entertainment industry would be arrested.
***

Brian Singer has had....4 boys?...come forward to accuse him of raping them. The FNM is now saying the latest accuser is just copying his lies from the one before.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (qlFIA)

149 I'd like to send a Bea Arthur greeting to someone that I have really ambiguous feelings about.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Genus.
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)

Mammalian is my guess.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)

150 Gonna give bed a shot.

Nite all.

Be safe.

I love you all.

Except MUNG and Kurt, because they suck balls.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (Zz0t1)

151

But, seen in los angeles on a metro bus which now display black squares claiming metro is in solidairtitty wif BLM, blah junkie george floyd... overlaid was a CRPA calif rifle and pistol association sticker advising Be Safe. Shoot Straight. Fight Back! Ahhhh, a bit o public pushback.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (JD9/K)


I love this way too much!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

152

7 {{{westminsterdogshow}}}

Do you need an alibi?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

*shakes head disapprovingly

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)

153 Thank you, Iris! My week just improved. I'm off work tomorrow, and my husband and I are going out of town for our anniversary. Apparently, Nevada restaurants are open for dining in, so we're headed for the boarder! Woohoo!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (L9+g/)

154 {{{Ladyl}}}

Respectful tip o ta hat to Hrothgar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

155 Good night, {{{Sponge}}}.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

156 {{{WDS}}}!!!

Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (4JM5Y)

157 I don't like it. That's the problem. Why be excited by a season that's going to be covered up by a big asterisk in the sports almanac?

Posted by: george at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (JJhYy)

158 Oh and Kevin Spacey has had 3 boys that accused him of raping them "commit suicide".


Note that Spacey was on pedo island as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (qlFIA)

159 {{{Salty Dog}}}!!!

Good evening!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

160 Similarly, you could roll up the pedo rings if you
pointed a coordinated intelligence effort at it....but then you'd be
arresting people like Bill Clinton.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA)


I'm willing to take that risk.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (WyVLE)

161 Mammalian is my guess.
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)

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Correct. Would you like to roll over your winnings to the Species round?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (wPVhA)

162 I love you all.




see you soon !


Posted by: The Barrel at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)

163 Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (an7Mv)


Seems okay to me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (CD5Uk)

164 Harambe had quite the ass.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (1Yy3c)

165 Think he'd like to receive a Thanks from the Horde, via Gilbert Gottfried?

I'm thinking Megan McCain.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (2lndx)

166 @134

As has been said, this is a scam, it's an operation devoid of anything resembling science but high on fascistic control.


The tests are bullshit and whatever "vaccine" they come up with will be bullshit too.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (ZT7+C)

167 Uh oh....It appears AndyCanuck has been scratched from tonight's game.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (Zz0t1)

168 LOL. One of the celebs available for a chat at Cameo is... Tom Arnold!

Let's buy Ace the session just so he can abuse Tom the entire time!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

169 Harambe had quite the ass.
Posted by: Keanu Reeves


He worked out.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (XTyi0)

170 Spoke too soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (CD5Uk)

171 I'm wondering how many rich, important people in the entertainment industry would be arrested.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)


I'll take all of them for $600, Alex.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (Vgw1E)

172 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

My good man, how you doin'?
Had a feisty day I trust!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (eTZoJ)

173 Anyone got hints for how andycanuck can change his IP address?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (u8nBg)

174 But, seriously.

Now I'm out.

L8r all. ../.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (Zz0t1)

175 How are you faring, Iris?

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (L9+g/)

176 Night Sponge

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (u8nBg)

177 LOL. One of the celebs available for a chat at Cameo is... Tom Arnold!

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It's a cute concept, but RentAHasBeen.com is going to eat their lunch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:27 PM (wPVhA)

178 Happy happy birthday, Broseiden!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

179 The flu vaccine has been around for years. It has reduced, but not eliminated the flu, which is still mostly handled via herd immunity.


That is the best case scenario for what we will get from a wuhan flu vaccine.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA)

180 43

Hoarders and Alone.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (nnf6G)

-----------------------------------

Is that two separate shows, or is it about me? I can handle the truth.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+3rQF)

181 I guess the has beens have been hit hard by COVID shutting down the car shows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (CD5Uk)

182 Cicero, they also have Gary Busey!
I'm working my way through the list of celebs now...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

183 I spoke with an English Ex-Pat who went to a posh school and a posh university, and had no idea of who Richard Cobden or Frederick Bastiat were, but believed that profit was plunder.

REJOICE! The Brits are as screwed as we are!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (WyVLE)

184 Hello, andycanuck!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (L9+g/)

185 Would someone mind responding to this comment?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)


I see you for now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u8nBg)

186 Commissar Hrothgar

Recovering from a lung infection picked up in town. No lose of taste and only a momentary fever of 100.4F. I was tested a month ago - negative. No testing now.

My doctors and the pulmonary doctors in town do not prescribe hydroxychloroquine.

But it's all good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

187 So Amazon is recommending to me the zombie survival guide, a combination hammer axe pry bar, and a selection of beef jerky. If they included ammo I would be certain they know the zombie Apocalypse was starting over the weekend.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (IAtY2)

188 111 The Stars apparently need more time off.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)

=======================
Don't fret, Sponge. Along with the Stars, the Caps, Blues, and Bruins are also winless. 2 recent Cup winners and a finalist from last year. This Round Robin thing is just more exhibition games

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (mZUr4)

189 182 Okay. Must be something temporary as other comments from other threads by me aren't vanished that happens with a real banning.

Would someone mind responding to this comment?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)



Sounds like you got caught up in the TB3K. Older threads don't always get wiped. Were you impersonating a troll earlier today?

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (vMCab)

190 Would someone mind responding to this comment?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)


.....

But now I don't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u8nBg)

191 I replied, but now I don't see you.

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (L9+g/)

192 I'm getting Tommy Chong to send a birthday greeting to my pothead godson. That is a great site.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:31 PM (nnf6G)

193
No one? Really?

Pigeon: I can't breathe!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)

194 That is the best case scenario for what we will get from a wuhan flu vaccine.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA)


No, the best case scenario is that I get a percentage of the take from a globally mandated vaccine produced by my pet company Gilead, then I can finally quit this damn government job!

Posted by: Commissar Dr Farci - YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (eTZoJ)

195 No one? Really?

Pigeon: I can't breathe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)

Pigeon lives matter!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (L9+g/)

196 Pigeon: I can't breathe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)


Wings Up! Don't Shoot ??

Posted by: Adriane the runk Monkey Critic ... at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)

197 she'll never wear that blouse again.

Posted by: vivi at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (11H2y)

198 197 Yes, I guess it's the MUMR treatment.

Thank you very much for those of you who have responded.

I guess I'll have to contact Ace.

BTW...

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)

What a DICK!!!
posted by jeff spicoli August 06, 2020 10:33 PM
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (an7Mv)

In memoriam.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

199 Decades ago, I lived next door to a dadless kid. Going out to meet some friends, I noticed him with a tire iron staring at the back of his car.

"What's up, Ed?"
"Got a flat tire. Don't know how to change it"
"Sucks to be you"

- Nah, I'm just kidding. Fifteen minutes later, his car was sitting smartly on its spare, and I reminded him that if my car is in the driveway, that means he's welcome to call on me for anything he might need.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (5WpEK)

200 'Must be something temporary as other comments from other threads by me aren't vanished that happens with a real banning. '

That happened to me out of the blue and I eventually emailed my IP and hash to CBD and he fixed it.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (Tnijr)

201 Drunk.

Sleepy.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:35 PM (1Yy3c)

202 andycanuck may have to immigrate to get a good IP...sorry andy

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)

203 Bah off droopy sock

Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (Tnijr)

204 G'night, Robert!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (L9+g/)

205 If your IP resets it can cause you to wander into a range that was banned.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (WyVLE)

206 Civilization games are the gateway drug, probably best realized in Alpha Centauri back in the late 90's (pretty much perfect.)

However, the pure heroin games are from Paradox. I remember reorganizing/restructuring my army's lines of communication and leadership in preparation to kick the Soviet Union's door down when I realized I had been doing only that for around 2 hours. The game was paused. Darn you, Hearts of Iron III!

Crusader Kings II. Go ahead and set yourself the goal of reforming the Roman Empire as Byzantium from an 867 start date so you can transfer that save to a Europa Universalis game and take Rome into the Enlightenment. I'll wait.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (cI3Q7)

207 ..Wings Up! Don't Shoot ??

Posted by: Adriane the runk Monkey Critic ... at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)




PULLLLL !!!


BANG!


/12 ga., 2-3/4" shell, 7-1/2 lead shot.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 06, 2020 10:37 PM (QzJWU)

208 If your IP resets it can cause you to wander into a range that was banned.




shhhhh ! don't tell them

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)

209 Sounds great! Have family birthdays coming up and trying to figure out what we can do. My girls are still worried about the COVID danger and so not as open to activities. We've only gotten take-out.

But hope you have a great weekend!!

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:38 PM (6lKe4)

210 andycanuck

I sent a message for help for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

211 Crusader Kings II. Go ahead and set yourself the goal of reforming the
Roman Empire as Byzantium from an 867 start date so you can transfer
that save to a Europa Universalis game and take Rome into the
Enlightenment. I'll wait.

***


I once started at the 1337 start date as Byzantium and restored the Roman Empire (the full achievement) before the CK2 time frame ended.


Hail to the Caesar!


Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (qlFIA)

212 I'm wondering how many rich, important people in the entertainment industry would be arrested.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM


Wonder about those who wouldn't be arrested. It's a shorter list.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (d/5jB)

213 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

Take care NaCly, this prescription restriction crap is criminal, but of course we free citizens (including actual degreed practicing physicians and pharmacists) can't do anything unless our betters approve!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (eTZoJ)

214
Cameo also has Toni Lahren for $80, and a few PDT impersonators, as well as both John O'Hurley and Jamie Farr, both of whom are Republicans last I heard.

Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out...

https://www.cameo.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve

========

I got a Trump birthday card from one of those sites! It was hilarious.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (G51Gf)

215 Hearts of Iron is awesome. Unless you try to play as the US.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (CD5Uk)

216 Do you need an alibi?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

*shakes head disapprovingly
Posted by: runner


Well, if anyone has an alibi that they won't be using...

Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

217 I sent a message for help for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:38 PM (u82oZ)


.....

What is it Salty? What's wrong?

Did Andy fall in the well?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (u8nBg)

218 In memoriam.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

Thank you, Insomniac.

Thank you, Billy Jeff, at #200.

I've had the full ISP ban before a few times due to hamster issues that hasn't deleted any comments but doesn't allow you comment at all ["your IP has been banned" message] but the MUMR treatment is new to me. It must be the same thing that happened to Billy Jeff the once then too.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (an7Mv)

219 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Hearts of Iron is addictive. I can take France and take over the World. Crazy. No realistic at all.

I saw someone take Bhutan, and build a battleship once they took over a port. It took a decade to get the tech for that build.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

220 I don't know how old your girls are, but if I had girls, I think it would be fun to have a mani-pedi birthday party. It's hard not being able to go out for fun. I hope you have a splendid weekend!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (L9+g/)

221 What is it Salty? What's wrong?

Did Andy fall in the well?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (u8nBg)

---------

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (wPVhA)

222 Hail to the Caesar!


Posted by: 18-1


Two Hails to Little Caesar's!

Posted by: Miklos with pizza in his future at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

223 In my opinion, virtually all new movies suck.

I just watched the Vast of Night however, it's on Prime now and filmed by a first time director. 2020 release, and 92% on the Tomatometer.

*Very* solid, low budget, clean, creepy movie, '50s style (deliberately) but far better.

It's free, and I'll wager you won't be disappointed.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (6mvRv)

224 Bitter Clinger

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

225
What is it Salty? What's wrong?

Did Andy fall in the well?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (u8nBg)


You needed to add a few "Woof!"s

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)

226 Also at Cameo:

Bob Saget, Robert Hays (of Airplane!), Bill Engvall, Andrew Dice Clay ($300!), Tawny Kitaen, Kat Timpf, Paula Poundstone, Andy Dick, Jon Lovitz, Laraine Newman, Anthony Michael Hall, Andy Kindler (another one I'd like to see Ace abuse), Fran Drescher ($500!), Kevin Pollak, Chris Kattan, Paul Reubens, Jay Mohr, an actual Bea Arthur impersonator, Gary Valentine, Louie Anderson, Tom Dreesen, Joe Bob Briggs, Craig Kilborn, Sinbad, Dave Foley.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

227 Decades ago, I lived next door to a dadless kid.
Going out to meet some friends, I noticed him with a tire iron staring
at the back of his car.



"What's up, Ed?"

"Got a flat tire. Don't know how to change it"

"Sucks to be you"



- Nah, I'm just kidding. Fifteen minutes later, his car was
sitting smartly on its spare, and I reminded him that if my car is in
the driveway, that means he's welcome to call on me for anything he
might need.



Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (5WpEK)

Was his mom hot? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (zkS5c)

228 Thanks, Salty, #210 -- I wrote the temporary #218 before I read your comment.

repeating...
Thank you, Insomniac.

Thank you, Billy Jeff, at #200.

I've
had the full ISP ban before a few times due to hamster issues that
hasn't deleted any comments but doesn't allow you comment at all ["your
IP has been banned" message] but the MUMR treatment is new to me. It
must be the same thing that happened to Billy Jeff the once then too.

Still, maybe I'll just haunt the HQ... forever... bwahahahaha!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (an7Mv)

229 You needed to add a few "Woof!"s

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)


Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (eTZoJ)

230 Hearts of Iron is addictive. I can take France and take over the World. Crazy. No realistic at all.

I saw someone take Bhutan, and build a battleship once they took over a port. It took a decade to get the tech for that build.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

I did not play IV, because I heard it was a bit odd. III was great- except playing as the aforementioned US. You have all the resources you could ever want, decent leaders, great industry and research- but those damn oceans!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (cI3Q7)

231 Uh. Guys.

Charlotte McKinney is on that site.

95 bucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (CD5Uk)

232 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)


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Stop when you get to Pauly Shore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (wPVhA)

233 228 Thanks, Salty, #210 -- I wrote the temporary #218 before I read your comment.

repeating...
Thank you, Insomniac.

Thank you, Billy Jeff, at #200.

I've
had the full ISP ban before a few times due to hamster issues that
hasn't deleted any comments but doesn't allow you comment at all ["your
IP has been banned" message] but the MUMR treatment is new to me. It
must be the same thing that happened to Billy Jeff the once then too.

Still, maybe I'll just haunt the HQ... forever... bwahahahaha!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (an7Mv)



Sorry, job's taken.

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (vMCab)

234 It looks like I'm back, baby!!!

Thank you, hamsters and/or Dave etc.

Whew! Thought that one had my name on it!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (an7Mv)

235 I've got to go pack. I wish all of you well. God bless this horde!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (L9+g/)

236 AlaBAMA

USA is too easy in Hearts of Iron. I deliberately ramp up the difficulty level and require a totally mechanized Army before taking the world over. Well, except for the Para Corps, Marine Corps of only 6 divisions, and a Mountain Div Corps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

237
To think, there will come a day when human film actors will be mostly obsolete.

We'll have avatars, voice talent, animators, body models, maybe some face models who license their images just to humanize things a bit, but this thing called a "movie star" will be an intriguing and short-lived figure in the history of western culture.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (G51Gf)

238 Night California Girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (cI3Q7)

239 Hi Buzzion!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

240 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5tf9wac

https://tinyurl.com/y5ndfngh

https://tinyurl.com/y6bvbvpt

https://tinyurl.com/y3rtdwrd

https://tinyurl.com/y5m9cjmn

Posted by: kbdabear at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

241 To think, there will come a day when human film actors will be mostly obsolete.


Good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (SchxB)

242 Goodnight, California Girl. Thank you for the reply too.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (an7Mv)

243
I just watched the Vast of Night however, it's on Prime now and filmed by a first time director. 2020 release, and 92% on the Tomatometer.

*Very* solid, low budget, clean, creepy movie, '50s style (deliberately) but far better.

It's free, and I'll wager you won't be disappointed.

Just my two cents.
Posted by: Blacksheep

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I'll give it a try.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (G51Gf)

244
We'll have avatars, voice talent, animators, body models, maybe some face models who license their images just to humanize things a bit, but this thing called a "movie star" will be an intriguing and short-lived figure in the history of western culture.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (G51Gf)


Until that day comes, are we free to continue to thoroughly despise them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (pNxlR)

245 You needed to add a few "Woof!"s

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)


IIRC, both Epic and Opera Browsers have a VPN option. Turn it on and try to post. However, some of those free VPNs are pre-banned here, but you can try this home remedy and see what happens.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (eTZoJ)

246 I always get attacked by Japan before I can get a European beach landing going.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (CD5Uk)

247 You should check out Bryan Singer's new club.

Two-twink minimum!

Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (ioRP+)

248 We also enjoyed "Vast of Night" at our house

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (w7KSn)

249 To think, there will come a day when human film actors will be mostly obsolete.


Good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


It's the actors that got small.

Posted by: Norma Miklos-Desmond at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

250 246 I always get attacked by Japan before I can get a European beach landing going.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (CD5Uk)

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Sneaky japs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (wPVhA)

251 Hi LadyL

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (vMCab)

252 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxsl3kv9

https://tinyurl.com/y44pmoej

https://tinyurl.com/y49ehogs

https://tinyurl.com/yx9gqdrl

https://tinyurl.com/y3ey9txo

Posted by: kbdabear at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

253 So this is how it ends...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (j3jZX)

254 And one day you'll be able to make your own CGI films! Two's Company starring Jim Kirk and the Horta coming up!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (an7Mv)

255 The one downside to recreating Rome is you kind of have to make your own fun. Especially when you switch to EUIV, playing as Rome is like being Arnold Schwarzenegger in a world of retarded dwarves.

*cough* I did set myself the task of trying to exterminate Islam once. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (cI3Q7)

256 245 was for andycanuck. oopsie

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (eTZoJ)

257 Peter Noone! $50!

Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (nnf6G)

258 254 And one day you'll be able to make your own CGI films! Two's Company starring Jim Kirk and the Horta coming up!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (an7Mv)


I'm going to remake MASH with the guys from Reno 911

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (CD5Uk)

259 I'll bid $18 on Charo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (wPVhA)

260 Bob Saget, Robert Hays (of Airplane!), Bill Engvall, Andrew Dice Clay ($300!), Tawny Kitaen, Kat Timpf, Paula Poundstone, Andy Dick, Jon Lovitz, Laraine Newman, Anthony Michael Hall, Andy Kindler (another one I'd like to see Ace abuse), Fran Drescher ($500!), Kevin Pollak, Chris Kattan, Paul Reubens, Jay Mohr, an actual Bea Arthur impersonator, Gary Valentine, Louie Anderson, Tom Dreesen, Joe Bob Briggs, Craig Kilborn, Sinbad, Dave Foley.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM



Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (ggFnY)

261 In fact, CGI characters, scenery, props and even scripts are, by now, very far advanced.
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)

262 AlaBAMA

Ditch the 4 piper DDs and build a good fleet. Hold them off until Germany is done.

Japan is vulnerable to an island hopping campaign to take the homeland.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (u82oZ)

263 How are things, resourceful Miklos?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (BRkq2)

264
Stop when you get to Pauly Shore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (wPVhA)


Then back up and run him over again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:51 PM (pNxlR)

265 {{{{{{HORDE}}}}}}

Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)

And how are you doing, WDS?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 10:51 PM (0YFW4)

266 It looks like it's been fixed, Commissar Hrothgar.

And there's some great model or models of Ancient Rome online somewhere that you could use as your CGI background for you sandal epic.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (an7Mv)

267 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

kbdabear for president in 2024!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (SchxB)

268 Did we get any word from cfo mom?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (cI3Q7)

269 cameo:
Nick Searcy (a/k/a Art Mullen) for $95

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (d/5jB)

270 Had a very bizarre dream last night about the world being taken over by evil supernatural forces and the human race turned into mindless slaves.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

271 Speaking of submarines, how exactly did Indiana Jones hold on to that submarine for miles? This has bothered me since I was a kid.

Posted by: Chris W at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (ENWT/)

272 261 In fact, CGI characters, scenery, props and even scripts are, by now, very far advanced.
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)

.....

Won't be long before they will just put out Floyd George videos to rile up the locals around election time without even a real incident to base it on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (u8nBg)

273 It looks like I'm back, baby!!!
Thank you, hamsters and/or Dave etc.
Whew! Thought that one had my name on it!
Posted by: andycanuck


Truly a full-service blog.

You can tell the best cobs by the hamster patch on the sleeve.

Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 10:53 PM (yfoZs)

274 270 Had a very bizarre dream last night about the world being taken over by evil supernatural forces and the human race turned into mindless slaves.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (



Twitter. I feel the same.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:53 PM (CD5Uk)

275 How are things, resourceful Miklos?
Posted by: Gilded Age II


Same number of fingers, toes, and brain cells as yesterday.

So no complaints.

Posted by: Miklos, neither complainer nor whiner be at August 06, 2020 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

276 Evening Horde. Thanks for some good laughs WD.

Reporting in from the hospital. My illness is still of uncertain origins but I am marginally better and awaiting further test results.

Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.

Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

277 Chris W

Indiana Jones died when the sub submerged, but was resurrected when it got to the island.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

278 268 Did we get any word from cfo mom?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (cI3Q7)

No. Is she someone around before?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (BRkq2)

279 271 Speaking of submarines, how exactly did Indiana Jones hold on to that submarine for miles? This has bothered me since I was a kid.
Posted by: Chris W at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (ENWT/

In the trunk. Duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (CD5Uk)

280 Blonde, cool!

Let's take a look at another of Cameo's list of celebs for hire for an Ace greeting...

Debbie Gibson, Mark McGrath, Flavor Flav, Montell Jordan, Dee Snider, Mindy Cohn (!), Lance Bass, Rick Nielsen, Peter Noone, Larry Gatlin, Alice Cooper ($300), Snoop Dogg ($750 and no fcuking way), Tia Carrere, Tony Orlando, Boy George, Jose Feliciano, Melissa Manchester, Beverly D'Angelo (!!), Ice Cube ($500 and no fcuking way), Dave Mason, Don Johnson, Judy Collins, Sheila E., Jackie Mason ($299 but let's do it!!), Tone Loc...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

281 277 Chris W

Indiana Jones died when the sub submerged, but was resurrected when it got to the island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

Jesus Jones?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

282 {{{-cfomom-}}} !!!!

So good you are going home. My prayers have been answered. Hope your husband is also doing well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

283 276 Evening Horde. Thanks for some good laughs WD.

Reporting in from the hospital. My illness is still of uncertain origins but I am marginally better and awaiting further test results.

Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

There you are. We've been very concerned!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

284
It took me a while, but I see it, and I can't stop guffawing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (rCwaK)

285 Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

.....

Prayers for your convalescence.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (u8nBg)

286 How do you shoot women and children?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)


Don't lead them as much.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (9Om/r)

287 kbdabear for president in 2024!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


No!


NFL Commissioner and Executive Chairman of the Cheerleader Selection Committee!

Posted by: Miklos 4 Normalcy 2020! at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

288 One thing that is for sure based on that Cameo site is that there are way too many people who consider themselves famous.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (CD5Uk)

289 Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

Good to hear from you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (cI3Q7)

290 I'm thinking, that would be a fun thing to do for Ace sometime. He charges $150 per message, maybe we could pool our money and buy a spot. Think he'd like to receive a Thanks from the Horde, via Gilbert Gottfried? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

Who da fuk is Gilbert Gottfried? If i got a message like that from a "celebrity" completely unknown to me? Straight to the bit bucket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (0YFW4)

291 Aetius451AD LOL I thought about that. If I time traveled, would **cough** change the course of history not by stopping Hitler but Mohammed. Can you imagine?

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (6lKe4)

292 "When you see it..."

Oh, come on!

Wait, that's not what I meant.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (HhXSr)

293 OMG, Carole Baskin, $299.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

294
Speaking of submarines, how exactly did Indiana Jones hold on to that submarine for miles? This has bothered me since I was a kid.
Posted by: Chris W


He joined the crew. He grabbed hold of its flagpole with both hands, extended his arms and held himself out in a horizontal position.

Yup, he was an ensign.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (pNxlR)

295 Listening to Whiskey Lullaby by Paisley and Krauss

Tears me up every fricking time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (eTZoJ)

296 #276 Take care, cfomom.

Commenters have been enquiring, and praying for you throughout the day since last night's ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (an7Mv)

297 Well, it turns out Cameo actually has some decent celebs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

298 Jackie Mason ($299 but let's do it!!), Tone Loc...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Miklos for $19.95!

(I'd chip in for Jackie Mason)

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

299 Get well soon, cfomom!

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (ggFnY)

300 Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)


Fantastic news!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (eTZoJ)

301 Aetius451AD LOL I thought about that. If I time traveled, would **cough** change the course of history not by stopping Hitler but Mohammed. Can you imagine?
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (6lKe4)

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Good idea, since Baby Hitler would be ready for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (wPVhA)

302
Who da fuk is Gilbert Gottfried? If i got a message like that from a "celebrity" completely unknown to me? Straight to the bit bucket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (0YFW4)


He used to be the voice of the Aflac Duck until his pissed off someone and got fired.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:59 PM (pNxlR)

303 Let's take a look at another of Cameo's list of celebs for hire for an Ace greeting...

They've got a link where you can sign up as talent. 'Course, they expect you to already have a fan base they can milk draw from for a quick buck support.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 10:59 PM (SchxB)

304 I had a great time today. Decided to drive up I-35 hitting bookstores along the way. Started at a donut shop in Salado (apple fritter, Bavarian, and a kolache), ended at Sacsee's (beef tips and an amazing buttermilk pie).

Picked up a copy of Heinlein's Green Hills of Earth along the way, among other things.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (2lndx)

305 Tara Reid, $125.

I wonder what the rate is for Lindsay Lohan...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

306 If the 'celeb' has to say whatever I want, then that would be worth it.

I'd make Ice Cube say he gargles Trump's balls and just wants people to vote for Trump in November.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (CD5Uk)

307 Yup, he was an ensign.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Now see.

I ain't the only language mangler in these here parts.

Posted by: Miklos Oxford's English Dictionary at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

308 Miklos, me too!
And Alice Cooper would blow Ace's mind.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Good idea, since Baby Hitler would be ready for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (wPVhA)

Baby Hitler do do doo do doo
Baby Hitler do do doo do doo
Baby Hitler do do doo do doo
Baby Hitler

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

310
By the power invested in me, I hereby grant Kbdabear the Golden Boner Sceptre of the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (rCwaK)

311
Until that day comes, are we free to continue to thoroughly despise them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (

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Not only that, we're free to gloat in advance at the prospect of their demise.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (G51Gf)

312 I wonder what the rate is for Lindsay Lohan...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

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$25, but the fee is blowjob-inclusive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (wPVhA)

313 Is the youtube "Dad, How Do I" guy on Cameo? One of his videos is "How to Put Up a Shelf". We could send that to Ace.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (d/5jB)

314 Had a very bizarre dream last night about the world being taken over by evil supernatural forces and the human race turned into mindless slaves.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Insom, I hate to tell you...

sometimes a dream is not a dream

Posted by: Commissar Sigmund Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (eTZoJ)

315 I wonder what the rate is for Lindsay Lohan...

.....

Obligatory "$20, same as downtown".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (u8nBg)

316 Cicero, it's $50 if you *don't* want the BJ. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

317 305
Tara Reid, $125.



I wonder what the rate is for Lindsay Lohan...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

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Same as in town?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (+3rQF)

318 Lea Thompson's a bargain at $100.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

319 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (9Om/r)

I laughed

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (BRkq2)

320 They've got a link where you can sign up as talent. 'Course, they expect you to already have a fan base they can milk draw from for a quick buck support.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Sounds good

Posted by: Miklos Kardashian at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

321 Insom
LOL next verse??

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 11:03 PM (6lKe4)

322
Hey, what's with the chick with the bouncy busom and the GFG?

Get
F***ed
Good

?

What am I missin?

Posted by: Sapwolf at August 06, 2020 11:03 PM (nuv3n)

323 Ed Asner, $200. Worth it if Ace could abuse him the whole time.

Stacey Dash, $53!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

324 Richard Dreyfuss is the most expensive I've seen so far. $999.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

325 I don't it. When I see what? Am I supposed to be looking for a di...HA!

Posted by: Jarrod at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (r/InI)

326 By the power invested in me, I hereby grant Kbdabear the Golden Boner Sceptre of the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus.
Posted by: publius


That "investation" must have been fun.

Posted by: Grand Miklos of the Noble and Eternal Order of Mikloses at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

327 I wonder what the rate is for Lindsay Lohan...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)



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$25, but the fee is blowjob-inclusive.


At least the herpes is free.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (SchxB)

328 Insom, I hate to tell you...

sometimes a dream is not a dream
Posted by: Commissar Sigmund Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (eTZoJ)

Believe me, I had similar thoughts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

329 Stephen Baldwin, $100.
Billy Dee Williams, $300.
Mike Ditka, $500.

Stormy Daniels, $250!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

330 I still don't get the concept. Do you just get some rando comment from them or can you tell them what to say?

Can I chat with Stacey Dash for...say, three to four minutes? What's that cost?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (CD5Uk)

331 >> That "investation" must have been fun

I'm sworn to secrecy upon pain of death, but I can say that okra was involved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (rCwaK)

332
Until that day comes, are we free to continue to thoroughly despise them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (

=========

Not only that, we're free to gloat in advance at the prospect of their demise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

========

Now you've got me going.

IN fact, I can't wait for the first major studio to make a blockbuster or at least a big-ish production this way. Every actor in town screaming of "professional genocide" and denouncing the programmers and replacement talent, while the execs thank God they no longer have to work with those impossible narcissists.

Audiences who want to watch humans can go to local live theater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)

333 Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

Yay

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (BRkq2)

334 Richard Dreyfuss is the most expensive I've seen so far. $999.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

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*pffft*

Posted by: Barry Manilow at August 06, 2020 11:07 PM (wPVhA)

335 By the power invested in me, I hereby grant Kbdabear the Golden Boner Sceptre of the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus.

Wow, hard work does pay off!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:07 PM (SchxB)

336
Now you've got me going.

IN fact, I can't wait for the first major studio to make a blockbuster or at least a big-ish production this way. Every actor in town screaming of "professional genocide" and denouncing the programmers and replacement talent, while the execs thank God they no longer have to work with those impossible narcissists.

Audiences who want to watch humans can go to local live theater.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)


We can tell them, "LEARN TO CODE!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

337
Oh that civ cartoon brings back memories of "Master of Orion" way back in I think it was 1995.

So addictive. Just one more turn and I'll go to bed.....at 2:00am.

I usually played the diplomacy strong humans.

Posted by: Sapwolf at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (nuv3n)

338 261 In fact, CGI characters, scenery, props and even scripts are, by now, very far advanced.
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)



Yeah but watch Rogue One. The Tarkin CGI looks ok in small doses. But the more he is on screen the more you notice the Uncanny Valley aspect. And then there is the Leia CGI at the end as well.

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (vMCab)

339 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

Do you know "Lebensraum Blues" by a guy named A. Hitler?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (eTZoJ)

340 Audiences who want to watch humans can go to local live theater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM



Strip clubs, FTW!

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (ggFnY)

341 Yeah but watch Rogue One. The Tarkin CGI looks ok in small doses. But the more he is on screen the more you notice the Uncanny Valley aspect. And then there is the Leia CGI at the end as well.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (vMCab)


I'm okay with that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:09 PM (CD5Uk)

342 Louie Anderson, $149. He must be on sale!
Bruce Dern, $200.
Danny Trejo, $125.
Ice T, $350.
Terry Bradshaw, $500.
Dog The Bounty Hunter, $250.
George Hamilton, $200.
Sean Spicer, $199.
Dick Van Dyke, $1000.
Jim Brown, $320.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

343 Do you know "Lebensraum Blues" by a guy named A. Hitler?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (eTZoJ)

---------

The stage name is SCHICKELGRUBER!

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (wPVhA)

344
I still don't get the concept. Do you just get some rando comment from them or can you tell them what to say?

Can I chat with Stacey Dash for...say, three to four minutes? What's that cost?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

=======

My birthday greeting was from a Trump imitator. In the service my sender used, the talent records a couple hundred common names and maybe a couple of canned greetings. The sender picks the greeting they want, the name of the recipient, and voila -- hilarious. Not sure how the others work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (G51Gf)

345 Nobody from Star Trek?

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (frO9V)

346 Sapwolf

It was fun designing Lensman type ships for that game. Maulers FTW.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (u82oZ)

347 Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

Have you had your home tested for carbon monoxide? The gas company or fire department ought to do it for free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (0YFW4)

348 Man, Stanley Kubrick really did a number on Tom and Nicole's marriage filming of Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (HJY+O)

349 The stage name is SCHICKELGRUBER!

What the heil?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (SchxB)

350 By the power invested in me, I hereby grant Kbdabear the Golden Boner Sceptre of the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus.

Wow, hard work does pay off!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Hard work.

And Single Handed!

Posted by: Miklos, tipping the traditional fez at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

351 Maskhole, wait 'til you read what Kubrick did to Shelley Duvall on the set of The Shining.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

352 Case, good point.
I'm a little surprised Shatner's not on the list, though he'd probably insist on at least $1k.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

353 Audiences who want to watch humans can go to local live theater.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)


Before our beloved Governor Coonman shut things down there was a local play house that did great live plays, much more fun that any movie! I hope they will recover.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (eTZoJ)

354 That "investation" must have been fun.
Posted by: Grand Miklos of the Noble and Eternal Order of Mikloses at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

I think he wanted the cheer job you offered. I think he's pissed.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (BRkq2)

355
In fact, CGI characters, scenery, props and even scripts are, by now, very far advanced.
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.
Posted by: navybrat

======

Yes indeedy. And eventually... poof. All virtual.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (G51Gf)

356 The newsbabe had the pattern upside down. Should be underneath the boobs pointing to her neck

Posted by: kbdabear at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

357 304 I had a great time today. Decided to drive up I-35 hitting bookstores along the way. Started at a donut shop in Salado (apple fritter, Bavarian, and a kolache), ended at Sacsee's (beef tips and an amazing buttermilk pie).

Picked up a copy of Heinlein's Green Hills of Earth along the way, among other things.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (2lndx)


What a wonderful day!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

358 330 I still don't get the concept. Do you just get some rando comment from them or can you tell them what to say?

Can I chat with Stacey Dash for...say, three to four minutes? What's that cost?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (CD5U



You can give them a script to read from if you want a specific greeting or have them freestyle it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (vMCab)

359 What's the AR market like right now? I keep hearing about them being sold out everywhere, but I haven't checked any of my local dealers yet.

Hoping to grab at least a couple before the election...

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (20v0t)

360 Do you know "Lebensraum Blues" by a guy named A. Hitler?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Not "The" Hitler.

Just "A" Hitler.

Posted by: Miklos, prolly millions of Hitlers out there at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

361 We could start up our own Cameo right here at the Horde.

Wanna talk to Insomniac? $10.
Wanna talk to MisHum? $25.

(qdpsteve in the discount rack, $3.50)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

362 Have you had your home tested for carbon monoxide? The gas company or fire department ought to do it for free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (0YFW4)


Thanks for catching that and reminding her, it could be very important!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:14 PM (eTZoJ)

363 Stacey Dash is available for $53, or for "chat" for $4.99.

Here's her link at Cameo. I assume there you can tell how much time you'll get.

https://www.cameo.com/staceydash

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

364 We could start up our own Cameo right here at the Horde.



Wanna talk to Insomniac? $10.

Wanna talk to MisHum? $25.



(qdpsteve in the discount rack, $3.50)


Aw fuck, I gotta set up another web site?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (SchxB)

365 You can give them a script to read from if you want a specific greeting or have them freestyle it.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (vMCab)


Oh boy. Now I'm interested!

Gotta get to work on a script for Stacey to read...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (CD5Uk)

366 Blanco, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

367 Wanna talk to Insomniac? $10...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM



How much is that in Zambian kwacha?

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (ggFnY)

368 Do you know "Lebensraum Blues" by a guy named A. Hitler?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Not "The" Hitler.

Just "A" Hitler.

Posted by: Miklos, prolly millions of Hitlers out there at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)


It was a early recording before he really hit it big!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (eTZoJ)

369 There are even AI sound tracks.
Just type in what you need, be descriptive.
Sorry, all you up and coming film composers, you've all been replaced. That 150k you spent at UCLA, sorry.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (w7KSn)

370 wtf is Cameo?

Oh.

Another way for stupid people to lose money.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (RU4sa)

371 Dang.

I was hoping Greta Thunberg was on that celebrity list.

"Good afternoon ace-ssh. I should not be calling you todaysh, I should be at home shelebrating my childhood. I want to tell you that I am hoping you are enjoying dunking your ballsh in the puddingz after Preshident Trump hash been reelected. Entire echo systems are dying, cities ares burning. How dare you dunk your ballsh"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (u8nBg)

372 I want Stacey Dash for my birthday.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

373 Wanna talk to Insomniac?

No. I'm depressed enough.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (frO9V)

374 Wanna talk to Insomniac? $10.
Wanna talk to MisHum? $25.

(qdpsteve in the discount rack, $3.50)
Posted by: qdpsteve

JJ will rant at YOU!

Expensive, 'cause overnight shift, but you get your money's worth!

Posted by: Miklosian Actual Marketing SA de CV at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

375 372 I want Stacey Dash for my birthday.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs

Too late! I already booked her through next Spring.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (CD5Uk)

376 Aw fuck, I gotta set up another web site?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (SchxB)

---------

Website?

ITS AN APP, STUPID!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (wPVhA)

377 372 I want Stacey Dash for my birthday.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs)


I think there is a line already!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (eTZoJ)

378 Forgot to list:
Penn Jillettet is available for $125.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

379
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

3m
BREAKING: Ex-Colleagues See Durham Dropping Bombshells Before Labor Day

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (G51Gf)

380 Wanna talk to Insomniac?

No. I'm depressed enough.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (frO9V)

------

He isn't running a suicide hotline.

sheeeshhh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA)

381 I would just love for an EMP to happen.

So, so many people would lose their shit.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (RU4sa)

382 370 wtf is Cameo?

Oh.

Another way for stupid people to lose money.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (RU4sa)



Pretty much. Though if your kid has a favorite actor or celebrity they would probably think its pretty cool to get a a happy birthday greeting from them.

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (vMCab)

383 214
Cameo also has Toni Lahren for $80, and a few PDT impersonators, as well as both John O'Hurley and Jamie Farr, both of whom are Republicans last I heard.

Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out...

https://www.cameo.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve

I've order that twice for 2 of my friends birthday's. Spoiler: the women do it in the car without makeup and look rough. The men either in the car, a hotel room, or at home looking hungover and used up.
Pro Tip: Save up for Ric Flair.
Pro Tip 2: Toni Lauren chagring 80 bucks is a major bigly red flag. Something ain't right about that girl, she has found trouble, no decent man or any man wants anything to do with her. 80 bucks is sad.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (HJY+O)

384 Blanco, LOL.

You laugh. I think it can be done on the cheap with asterisk for placing phone calls and delivering pre-recorded messages. Could probably also use it to hide the origin of live calls so no creepy stalkerism. Front end is another story...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (SchxB)

385 BREAKING: Ex-Colleagues See Durham Dropping Bombshells Before Labor Day

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (G51Gf


What's the rush? Might as well wait til 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (CD5Uk)

386 Tawny Kitaen is just $55, or for "chat" for $2.99!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

387 375 372 I want Stacey Dash for my birthday.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs

Too late! I already booked her through next Spring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (CD5Uk)

Dammit!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

388

You can say anything you like
But you can't touch the merchandise
She'll give you every penny's worth
But it will cost you a dollar first

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (aKsyK)

389 Forgot to list:

Penn Jillettet is available for $125.


How much for Teller?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)

390 Pretty much. Though if your kid has a favorite actor or celebrity they would probably think its pretty cool to get a a happy birthday greeting from them.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (vMCab)

---

My kids are grown and my grandkids have no access to dumbphones, much less smart ones.

So I guess I'm fortunate in not having to deal with celebrity worship.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (RU4sa)

391 Blanco, Teller is included free! ;-)
(actually I have no idea)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

392 Front end is another story...
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Now that's the Horderian Get-Er-Done Attitude!

Posted by: Miklosian Project Management (Azores) LLP at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

393 373 Wanna talk to Insomniac?

No. I'm depressed enough.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (frO9V)

For ten measly bucks I can talk you right over the ledge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

394 How much for Teller?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)

--------

$5 and the time is unlimited.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (wPVhA)

395 The modern day 1-900 lines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (CD5Uk)

396 Ho-hum: Just another one of those blogs where dipping one's balls in custard is a recurring meme.

Peace and carets, y'all. I'm closing the lurking window.

Keep the faith.

Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (yfoZs)

397 389 Forgot to list:

Penn Jillettet is available for $125.

How much for Teller?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)

Free, but that's only because he doesn't say anything.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

398 370 wtf is Cameo?

Oh.

Another way for stupid people to lose money.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (RU4sa)

Dropping 10-50 bucks so your best friend gets a surprise phone call/video message from an actor from one of their favorite childhood 80's action movies is a thoughtful and priceless gift.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (HJY+O)

399 AlaBAMA,

Yep.

But hey, whatever floats their boat.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

400 I just got the email memo from MisHum.
The rate to talk to ME, qdpsteve, is as follows:

$3.50 total for 10 minutes
$1.00 total for 20 minutes

Hey wait a minute...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

401 Too late! I already booked her through next Spring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Stacey Dash

No need to hurry

Posted by: Four Minute Mile Miklos at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

402 Reporting in from the hospital. My illness is still of uncertain origins but I am marginally better and awaiting further test results.

Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)

There you are. We've been very concerned!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

Sounds like me over the weekend. May you indeed be home by the time the weekend gets here.

(I never stayed overnight at a hospital until this past weekend. Scary stuff, to say the least.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (ejsiI)

403 I wouldn't mind getting a special birthday message from Carl Childers, it'd be kind of funny.

Funny haha, not funny queer. Mmhmm.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (u8nBg)

404 If you say so, Maskhole.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

405 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (wPVhA)

Yes, but Ace wouldn't get a cut unless it was a horde developed site!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ)

406 Funny haha, not funny queer. Mmhmm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (u8nBg)

---------

Bette Midler, on the other hand...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (wPVhA)

407 386 Tawny Kitaen is just $55, or for "chat" for $2.99!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

She just turned 59.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (ejsiI)

408
How much for Teller?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Harpo Marx at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

409 Maskhole, I think within reasonable bounds and costs, you're absolutely right.

I'd pay for a few of these celebs at these rates, and others for a lot less. And then there's others who I wouldn't chat with for free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

410 For ten measly bucks I can talk you right over the ledge.
Posted by: Insomniac


Ledge?

Luxury!

Posted by: Miklos, the neglected Fifth Yorkshireman at August 06, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

411 *wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:26 PM (RU4sa)

412 Have a nice night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 11:28 PM (u82oZ)

413 Molly Ringwald's not available (at least as of yet) but I'd pay $100 to talk with her for 20 minutes.

Or, $200 for Sandra Bullock for 20 minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

414 Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (HJY+O)

50 bucks is getting pretty close to the price in town...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (eTZoJ)

415 Frabjous joy! The poor wretched Panhard lives! Took it for a drive today. Twice. First trip, I discovered one major and one minor oil leak. Too warm to work on it.

Went tot town, took trash to the dump, and went to NAPA and got a jug of oil and a compression union for the plastic oil pressure gauge line. That was the minor oil leak. Fixed. Major leak was even easier. Bolt for the banjo fitting on the block that supplies oil to the left side cylinder head was not tight, so it leaked oil under pressure at an alarming rate. But I got a socket wrench on it, and a quarter-turn of the ratchet handle, and it's all good. Took another drive, no leaks.

But it sounds like the starter is staying meshed with the flywheel. That's got to be fixed, pronto. And the speedometer doesn't work, although it tried once or twice. I think I need to shorten up the cable jacket, so that the core cable engages fully with the square sockets at both ends.

But the rebuilt clutch works just fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (0YFW4)

416 Penn Jillettet is available for $125.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM


Does Teller charge $125 and not say anything?

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (d/5jB)

417
What's the rush? Might as well wait til 2024.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

=======

Might as well be never.

>>On the other hand, Swecker does not expect Durham to indict former FBI Director James Comey, nor former CIA Director John Brennan or Director of National Intelligence James Clapper.
...

"It's hard to prove criminal intent at their level, and unless there's a smoking gun, like an email or text, they'll probably get off with a damning report about their activities," Swecker said.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (G51Gf)

418 I was told there would be no auto mechanics in this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (wPVhA)

419 How much does Brie Larson pay to listen to her? Might need some side income.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (BRkq2)

420 She just turned 59.
Cool! Just 30 years older than the average male HQ moron.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (an7Mv)

421 Gilded Age, give it five years and Brie Larson will be available in the discount rack.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

422 For ten measly bucks I can talk you right over the ledge. Insomniac

Shi....you would do it for free.

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:31 PM (frO9V)

423 Goodnight, Salty.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 11:31 PM (an7Mv)

424 Frabjous joy! The poor wretched Panhard lives!

Most excellent news, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (SchxB)

425 Are people so taken with celebrities they would pay for that shit?

Most of them are pervs, alot are basically uneducated and they all hate normal people.

Never understood celebrity worship and don't give a shit what is happening in their lives.

It is all fake.




Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (PisyI)

426 I have to get our newsletter out for the Hist Soc. Our meeting is canceled again.

Funny thing, it was to be a showing of a movie partly filmed on our grounds.

It was called "Sons and Daughters of Thunder" about the start of the abolitionist movement. So very timely on this race BS. Filmed partly here in the Dillon Home Museum.

Posted by: Farmer at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (KF21f)

427 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (0YFW4)

As usual, I am impressed with your mechanical skills.

But I do assume you did all this while wearing a mask, just to be safe?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (eTZoJ)

428 For ten measly bucks I can talk you right over the ledge. Insomniac

Shi....you would do it for free.
Posted by: Case


Lawyer.


Pro bono.

Posted by: Ethical Miklos at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

429 For $50 you can call me but nobody will be home.

Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at August 06, 2020 11:33 PM (EgshT)

430 Oh geez.
Most expensive celeb thus far at Cameo that I can find:

Caitlyn Jennfer. $2,500.
Not a joke.

https://www.cameo.com/caitlynjenner

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

431 But I do assume you did all this while wearing a mask, just to be safe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (eTZoJ)

No, I just wore blackface. Damned oil gets everywhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (0YFW4)

432 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (G51Gf)

So, a kinder gentler zzzzz,

we might as well have kept jeffie in place.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (eTZoJ)

433 Caitlyn Jennfer. $2,500.
Not a joke.

https://www.cameo.com/caitlynjenner
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

What about Bruce Jenner's pickled dick?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:35 PM (0YFW4)

434 227

Take away ten pounds and yeah, maybe. Ed woulda thought I was being nice to him just to bang his mom, so maybe it was good that I wasn't tempted in that regard. Given your handle, I'll tell you that this was a stone's throw from the Shop Rite in Clark..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2020 11:35 PM (5WpEK)

435 AOP, it's on the "coming soon!" list. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

436 417
What's the rush? Might as well wait til 2024.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

=======

Might as well be never.

>>On the other hand, Swecker does not expect Durham to indict former FBI Director James Comey, nor former CIA Director John Brennan or Director of National Intelligence James Clapper.
...

"It's hard to prove criminal intent at their level, and unless there's a smoking gun, like an email or text, they'll probably get off with a damning report about their activities," Swecker said.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (G51Gf)



I can't wait to have it explained how Flynn needing to be pardoned by Trump to have his torment end and Comey just being fired and McCabe losing his pension is a sufficient win for us and its just silly to expect anything more.

Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:36 PM (vMCab)

437 Caitlyn Jennfer. $2,500.

Not a joke.


At this point in time I'd say Jenner pretty much is a joke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:36 PM (SchxB)

438 AOP, an example (typical example) of Gilbert Gottfried's vocal styling



https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (WyVLE)

439 "So I have a lot of enemies out there- this may be the last time you'll see me for a while- lot of very, very rich enemies- but they are not happy with what I'm doing. But I figure we have one chance to do it and no other president's going to do what I do."

President Trump said that before heading to Bedminster for the next three days...

is shit going down?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: LuigisIndexFinger at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (3zin8)

440 Cfo mom, we've been praying for you! May the Lord heal you and bless you with a full recovery

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (J8nVw)

441 Via Andy Ngo, the Antifa winner of the day:

https://tinyurl.com/yyskzsvz

I'm sure he'll be rioting again in front of Portland's East Precinct again tonight.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (I2/tG)

442 Blanco, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

443 A number of Howard Stern's wack pack are making a good buck on Cameo.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

444 421 Gilded Age, give it five years and Brie Larson will be available in the discount rack.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
===

I thought she was already there.
I said how much does SHE pay for anyone to buy her message

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (BRkq2)

445 Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (PisyI)

You look good on video...
You can read lines written by someone literate...
You have a voice that sounds right for this artificial persona we created...

I definitely need to worship you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:38 PM (eTZoJ)

446
I can't wait to have it explained how Flynn needing to be pardoned by Trump to have his torment end and Comey just being fired and McCabe losing his pension is a sufficient win for us and its just silly to expect anything more.
Posted by: buzzion

========

IF that.

>>McClintock warned Barr that if he is succeeded by a Biden appointee, Durham's investigation will simply go away.

'I understand your concern,' Barr sighed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)

447 Hey, Cameo just added a new celeb!

Meghan Markle, $50.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Wds, have been praying for you

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (J8nVw)

449 But seriously folks...

any word yet from CFO Mom on her condition?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

450 AOP, an example (typical example) of Gilbert Gottfried's vocal styling



https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (WyVLE)

I guess you had to be there. I wasn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (0YFW4)

451 F the Flames

Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)

452 But seriously folks...

any word yet from CFO Mom on her condition?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Maybe you should try reading the thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (0YFW4)

453 and McCabe losing his pension is a sufficient win for us and its just silly to expect anything more.
Posted by: buzzion

McCabe did not lose his pension.

He lost the final increase of his pension.

Mr. and Mrs. McCabe are worth about 11 million dollars.

Funny how that happens.

Posted by: Miklos, checking them pesky facts at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

454 AOP, so nothing. Okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

455 439 .....is shit going down?!?!?!?!?
=========

I'm very concerned about that comment. What did he mean?

Posted by: Pliney at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (nzKWW)

456 Qdp,

If you weren't so wrapped up in your celebrity worship and read the comments you would know.

Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (PisyI)

457 I can't wait to have it explained how Flynn needing to be pardoned by Trump to have his torment end and Comey just being fired and McCabe losing his pension is a sufficient win for us and its just silly to expect anything more.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:36 PM (vMCab)


Let's be realistic, we are willing to admit that "mistakes were made", so it is clearly time to move on and resume our tireless work for the American people!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (eTZoJ)

458 439 "So I have a lot of enemies out there- this may be the last time you'll see me for a while- lot of very, very rich enemies- but they are not happy with what I'm doing. But I figure we have one chance to do it and no other president's going to do what I do."

President Trump said that before heading to Bedminster for the next three days...

is shit going down?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: LuigisIndexFinger at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (3zin

Appears to be in reference to some pharma/trade stuff he's doing.

Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (zNlHv)

459 Andy Ngo is a warrior

straight up

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (oAY8z)

460 Anyone think Nixon resigning after winning 49 states was a bigger disaster than has ever been acknowledged?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (BRkq2)

461 AOP, so nothing. Okay.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

FFS, she posted right here, in this thread. Go back and read it; you'll find it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (0YFW4)

462 AOP, I did a search and her comment didn't come up. Just other people's stuff about her. I'll look again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

463 'I understand your concern,' Barr sighed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)


Sessions to Barr to memory hole!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (eTZoJ)

464 William Conrad used to do "Happy Birthday" telephone service calls.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (vuisn)

465 CFO Mom, get better!

Okay I saw her message. Good to hear she's hanging in there. Prayers up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

466 In retrospect, yes. And it gave us guys like Joe Biden.

Congress was wiped out for a generation. Been Republican failure theater ever since, too.

Nixon was pretty squishy in a lot of ways too. Reagan was kind of a speed bump.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (HWisp)

467 436....."It's hard to prove criminal intent at their level,
===========

Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Flynn.

Posted by: Pliney at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (nzKWW)

468 Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (PisyI)

Man you guys are unnecessarily harsh.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

469 Who on earth is Brie Larson?

I keep seeing her name, and I have no idea why I am supposed to care.

Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)

470 456 Qdp,

If you weren't so wrapped up in your celebrity worship and read the comments you would know.

Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (PisyI)

---

lol

qdp, she was on here earlier.

Scroll up.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:46 PM (RU4sa)

471 Quiz: What two word phrase have you suddenly not heard in forever?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (HviJ/)

472 Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Flynn.
Posted by: Pliney


You're funny.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

473 462 AOP, I did a search and her comment didn't come up. Just other people's stuff about her. I'll look again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

276

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (BRkq2)

474 Anyone think Nixon resigning after winning 49 states was a bigger disaster than has ever been acknowledged?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (BRkq2)


Comrade, your betters have been actively working on this since the end of WW II, and laying groundwork before that!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (eTZoJ)

475 SMH, thanks. I saw it now. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

476 @446

I don't think Barr understands the concern.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (ZT7+C)

477 Gilded, thanks.
I missed CFO's comment because she signed as "cfomom" and I was looking for "CFO mom."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

478 468 Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (PisyI)

Man you guys are unnecessarily harsh.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

---

No, some of us aren't into celebrity worship.

Especially nowadays, what with the mindless sheeple following their favorite celubtard in the useless charade of mask wearing (and mask-shaming).

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:48 PM (RU4sa)

479 cfo lives. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:49 PM (oZuI0)

480 Right on SMH.

Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:49 PM (PisyI)

481 Who on earth is Brie Larson?

I keep seeing her name, and I have no idea why I am supposed to care.

Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM



The Beckyest Becky in all of Beckydom? The star of that movie? Srsly?

Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (ggFnY)

482
Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Flynn.
Posted by: Pliney

=======

I thought intent was an empty notion anyway. That's why Comey's whole explanation for declining to prosecute Hillary ("What we can't establish is that she acted with the necessary criminal intent") was considered bogus. Intent wasn't necessary to bring charges for the crimes she committed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (G51Gf)

483 Can't resist, thanks.

SMH, it isn't about celebrity worship. I'm not rushing out to buy these chats with these celebs.

What I'm entertained by is the fact this stuff is available to begin with. I also find the prices telling.

I also thought one of these messages for Ace might be a nice/fun thing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

484 Dad, how do I talk a girl into anal?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (I+suT)

485 Fuck, remind me not to ask how someone is doing.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:51 PM (HviJ/)

486 I missed CFO's comment because she signed as "cfomom" and I was looking for "CFO mom."
Posted by: qdpsteve


Lay off qdpsteve.

Because STEVE DELIVERS

Posted by: Miklos, thinking pizza RIGHT NOW at August 06, 2020 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

487
@446

I don't think Barr understands the concern.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

========

I don't think Barr understands that he should be tearing his hair out and shrieking like a banshee at the prospect.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)

488 Miklos: that's right!!

Now what do you prefer, pizza, chicken or burgers? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

489 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

On all of these fancy new computers since the early 90s, there is a Find feature.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (BRkq2)

490 He delivers mostly crap.

Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (PisyI)

491 Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Flynn.

Posted by: Pliney at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (nzKWW)


You are looking at this wrong, think

"Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Republican GEN Flynn appointed by the first non-Establishment President in more than a generation."

and it will become clear.

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (eTZoJ)

492 The Beckyest Becky in all of Beckydom? The star of that movie? Srsly?
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (ggFnY)


--Is Brie Larson the one with the head and the two arms?

That one?

Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (oZuI0)

493 "Gee now that I think about it, how is so and so doing?"

"Guess you didn't read every fucking comment you fucking mindless prick. Die."

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (HviJ/)

494 Gilded, I know, that's what I used.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

495 484 Dad, how do I talk a girl into anal?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (I+suT)

Free birth control.

Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (zNlHv)

496 Fuck, remind me not to ask how someone is doing.
Posted by: ...


In certain circumstances "How are YOU doin?!" is acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos, checking precedent and AoS Stylebook at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

497 I don't think Barr understands that he should be tearing his hair out and shrieking like a banshee at the prospect.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)
===

It looks like the Republicans were in on the coup. And are still participating. Until it doesn't.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (BRkq2)

498 @482

They only crimes that really have an intent component are homicide.

For all other crimes it's, you either did the thing or you didn't do the thing.


As you say, intent was used as a bullshit dodge to not being charged.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (ZT7+C)

499 Before I forget
Any alt history books/ stories based on the fledgling French revolutionary army being defeated at Valmy in 1792 by the Prussians and the Royalists?
(they would have restored the Royal family, no Terror, no Napoleon probably)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (J8nVw)

500 In certain circumstances "How are YOU doin?!" is acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos, checking precedent and AoS Stylebook at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm not even sure I would chance that one.

"Fuck you. Check comment #2754 in the last thread you insensitive no attention paying cocksucker."

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (HviJ/)

501 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (I+suT)

Get her a Teen Vogue subscription?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (BRkq2)

502 I see it as a form of psyops by the enemy.

Another way to keep people tethered to their devices.

Especially in this era where we're all in this together.

Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

503 Pizza chicken burgers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (vuisn)

504 Now what do you prefer, pizza, chicken or burgers? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Hmm... what is the delivery cost to South Carolina?

More than $20, gotta say no.

Posted by: Miklos, planning a taco tour of SoCal one day at August 06, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

505 Miklos, yeah it's looking unlikely.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

506 It's gonna actually have to be November 2nd before a lot of people realize Steiner isn't coming.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:56 PM (HviJ/)

507 Pizza chicken burgers.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

Or shrimp.

Or plate of shrimp.

Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

508 Of course they had intent. They knowingly violated the law. More so because they are experts in the field.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (2DOZq)

509 498 @482

They only crimes that really have an intent component are homicide.

For all other crimes it's, you either did the thing or you didn't do the thing.


As you say, intent was used as a bullshit dodge to not being charged.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (ZT7+C)

Shoplifting and tax evasion come to mind.

Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (zNlHv)

510 >> Who on earth is Brie Larson?

Noassatol.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)

511 Miklos, mmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

512 qdp, this is the indie rock song from the excerpt.

Gotta listen closely, because I like paraphrasing over blatant quoting.

https://youtu.be/6DDA4lG1LE0?t=198

Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)

513 Dr. Erik von Steiner was a good man.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (vuisn)

514
lol, NV Governor banned church services but casinos can operate at 50% capacity, so #EvangelicalsForTrump are praying in a casino. Packed house.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (G51Gf)

515 Who on earth is Brie Larson?

Feminazi bullshit-spouting celebrity humanoid of the female variety. Coming soon to an all-night shopping channel near you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

516 485 Fuck, remind me not to ask how someone is doing.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:51 PM (HviJ/)

Don't ask how someone is doing. You'll regret it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)

517 logprof, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

518 I don't think Barr understands that he should be tearing his hair out and shrieking like a banshee at the prospect.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)


I'd sure feel better if I thought Barr was kicking ass and taking names within the DOJ and FBI and demanding people be fired or reassigned, and I truly hope I am wrong, but I think we are being played.

They framed Flynn and had bogus/fabricated charges levied against him in weeks, yet all "our" guys still seem to be running in circles. I would think by now at least one minnow (not necessarily a big fish) would be rotting in a PMITA prison cell.

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (eTZoJ)

519 Virtually all crimes have a mens rea component (intentional, knowing, reckless). Strict liability crimes are far rarer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (H5knJ)

520 Noassatol.
Posted by: publius


I am allergic to Noassatol.

Should I take Noassatol?

Posted by: Miklos, bizarrely healthy considering the various Death Epidemics at August 07, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

521 513 Dr. Erik von Steiner was a good man.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (vuisn)

---------

Never saw him.

Posted by: A. Hitler at August 07, 2020 12:01 AM (wPVhA)

522 They only crimes that really have an intent component are homicide.
For all other crimes it's, you either did the thing or you didn't do the thing.
As you say, intent was used as a bullshit dodge to not being charged.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (ZT7+C)
===
Not only intent, but "no evidence of intent" was a Clinton invention, as nearest I know

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:02 AM (BRkq2)

523 Anyone think Nixon resigning after winning 49 states was a bigger disaster than has ever been acknowledged?

No. His domestic policies were pure administrative state crap. Wage and price controls were probably the worst of them. It's hard to imagine nowadays how far left even Republicans were back then. Many probably still are, but thanks to Reagan's success they have to hide it.

Some are showing it now, but they're at least getting pushback. Imagine if that level of government response to a crisis were still universally accepted.

We would probably not have made it to the turn of the century.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2020 12:02 AM (2lndx)

524 277 Chris W

Indiana Jones died when the sub submerged, but was resurrected when it got to the island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)


Nah. He was shot by someone standing watch. No place to hide.

Even I, a grunt, could figure that part out.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (8C7+r)

525 It is easy to despair
Perhaps we are all headed to the tumbrels vone November

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (J8nVw)

526 It looks like the Republicans were in on the coup. And are still participating. Until it doesn't.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (BRkq2)


How dare you cast such aspersions! We all need to join together and support the GOP in every way possible.

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (eTZoJ)

527 Would someone mind responding to this comment?



Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)





I see you for now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u8nBg)

---
vanished, like my hopes for a reasonably pleasant period for my "retirement" years...

i guess dying in a civil war beats rotting away in a warehouse for old people...

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (FSBqz)

528 Don't ask how someone is doing. You'll regret it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)

You are a true pal.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (HviJ/)

529 Shoplifting and tax evasion come to mind.
Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (zNlHv)

I was going to say a CPA specializing in tax law probably couldn't make a good argument that he had no intent.

Of course unless you're a Democrat. See Timothy Geithner.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (2DOZq)

530 Maybe you should try reading the thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (0YFW4)

Pffft....

Actually, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 12:04 AM (ufFY8)

531 Gilded, I know, that's what I used.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

Computers are stupid. And very literal. If you tell it to look for CFO mom, it will never find cfomom.

That's why I suggested that you read the thread, instead of relying upon a faulty search routine to do it for you. And all you had to do was to read all the "posted by" lines. Would have taken all of ten minutes away from reading that shit-polluted Cameo site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:04 AM (0YFW4)

532 Brie cringe-fest:

https://tinyurl.com/yy6pq6fy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:04 AM (vuisn)

533 How dare you cast such aspersions! We all need to join together and support the GOP in every way possible.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar


And patriotic masks!

Posted by: Uncompliant Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

534 So, I had my 6 inch reflector telescope out tonight to teach the grandson about Saturn, Jupiter and the moon. We were able to see the rings of Saturn, 4 moons around Jupiter and some awesome views of craters on the moon.

We also learned a bit about celestial orientation, which to be honest, I had forgotten.

Science!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:05 AM (3H9h1)

535 Welp, I am now depressed enough to have yet another restless night. Nonetheless, I hope you all have a great evening, but as for me, I am done!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (eTZoJ)

536 528 Don't ask how someone is doing. You'll regret it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)

You are a true pal.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (HviJ/)

I'm here for you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (NWiLs)

537 so #EvangelicalsForTrump are praying in a casino. Packed house.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (G51Gf)

Well 50% packed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (2DOZq)

538 Beirut wedding photo shoot just before the explosion (no blood, just overpressure wave)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y297zua4

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)

539 The media replaces the question of whether x happened (the truth of the matter) with a fake question, is there evidence of intent that... Etc.

It's a standard lying Dem trope these days.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (BRkq2)

540 Charlotte Rae also used to do a "Happy Birthday" phone greeting service in character as Mrs. Garrett. It was big in the '80's.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:07 AM (vuisn)

541 520 Noassatol.
Posted by: publius


I am allergic to Noassatol.

Should I take Noassatol?
Posted by: Miklos, bizarrely healthy considering the various Death Epidemics at August 07, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

--I'd like to visit No Bikini Atoll.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:07 AM (oZuI0)

542 We also learned a bit about celestial orientation, which to be honest, I had forgotten.

Science!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:05 AM (3H9h1)

Did you happen to see my ass? I seem to have lost it.

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 07, 2020 12:07 AM (0YFW4)

543 535 Welp, I am now depressed enough to have yet another restless night. Nonetheless, I hope you all have a great evening, but as for me, I am done!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (eTZoJ)

It's relentless, isn't it. All the bullshit is enough to make Pollyanna want to slit her wrists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:08 AM (NWiLs)

544 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)

heh

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:08 AM (BRkq2)

545 Brie has a very nice rack though.

Drop the taco and get in the car. This is a kidnapping.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (2DOZq)

546 515 Who on earth is Brie Larson?

Feminazi bullshit-spouting celebrity humanoid of the female variety. Coming soon to an all-night shopping channel near you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

And here I thought she was a cheese from Larson, WI.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (qQnCr)

547 --I'd like to visit No Bikini Atoll.
Posted by: logprof


Discount for Early Payment!

Posted by: Fyre Festival 2021 at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

548 Please don't ask me how am I doing
It's never good
And please don't ask me what I'm thinking
It's even worse
I toss and turn
Can't sleep at night
Count my ammo
And add to my list

Posted by: John Farnham 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (J8nVw)

549 517 logprof, thanks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

--"I've got a beeline to an unsuspecting type" is such an awesome line.

[Although --nerd alert!!!-- beelines in nature are never straight.]

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

550 > Did you happen to see my ass? I seem to have lost it.

No, I don't have that ocular. Sorry, your ass is too small.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (3H9h1)

551 Beirut wedding photo shoot just before the explosion (no blood, just overpressure wave)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y297zua4
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)

Hijab honey is a tad scary-looking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (0YFW4)

552 Someone upthread asked how you talk a girl into doing anal. It's easy, find one under the age of 40 then you don't have to.

Posted by: JROD at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (0jZnq)

553

They have to use butt doubles for Brie Larson.

Demi Rose could give Brie Larson a Yanet Garcia ass and wouldn't even miss it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (rCwaK)

554 538 Beirut wedding photo shoot just before the explosion (no blood, just overpressure wave)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y297zua4
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)

--I wasn't sure when I first saw it if it was a wedding shot or just a model posing in a dress for a shoot.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (oZuI0)

555 No, I don't have that ocular. Sorry, your ass is too small.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (3H9h1)

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Just follow the Oort Cloud.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:11 AM (wPVhA)

556 Can't resist, sounds like that new Nissan commercial with the Jennifer Lawrence lookalike. :-)

"Atta girl."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

557
Get her a Teen Vogue subscription?
Posted by: Gilded Age II

=========
Snort.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (G51Gf)

558 How dare you cast such aspersions! We all need to join together and support the GOP in every way possible.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (eTZoJ)

Like seed corn, these aspersions. Fisher's nets.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (BRkq2)

559 Good night horde
Dare to hope
Hold on to faith

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (J8nVw)

560 tcn, sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

561 not sure, but some of the men were in what looked like tuxes

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (WyVLE)

562 "no evidence of intent"

Is that made up? Because that sounds made up.
Or is it an interpretation of some legal Latin phase nobody has heard of.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (k9X8l)

563 --Is Brie Larson the one with the head and the two arms?



That one?


That's why Zaphod Beeblebrox is better. Two heads, three arms.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 07, 2020 12:13 AM (SchxB)

564 Is that made up? Because that sounds made up.
Or is it an interpretation of some legal Latin phase nobody has heard of.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (k9X8l)

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It's LatinX

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (wPVhA)

565 552 Someone upthread asked how you talk a girl into doing anal. It's easy, find one under the age of 40 then you don't have to.
======

Just spitballing here but that might be why they invented surprise anal.

Posted by: Pliney at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (nzKWW)

566 Demi Rose could give Brie Larson a Yanet Garcia ass and wouldn't even miss it.
Posted by: publius


This man Knows.

He lives down the road from the Giant Butt in the Sky.

It's a water tower painted to look like a peach, but it actually looks like something else.

Posted by: Miklos, Saludafying at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

567 So, what in Hades made Brie Larson famous?

What thrust this person in to even the faintest margins of public consciousness?

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)

568 Who cares?

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:15 AM (PisyI)

569 566 Demi Rose could give Brie Larson a Yanet Garcia ass and wouldn't even miss it.
Posted by: publius


This man Knows.

He lives down the road from the Giant Butt in the Sky.

It's a water tower painted to look like a peach, but it actually looks like something else.
Posted by: Miklos, Saludafying at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

The Pride of Gaffney.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:15 AM (NWiLs)

570
The initiation rituals for the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus are held under the GIant Butt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (rCwaK)

571 Can't resist, sounds like that new Nissan commercial with the Jennifer Lawrence lookalike. :-)

"Atta girl."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

Uh that's Brie Larson

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (2DOZq)

572 560 tcn, sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?
Posted by: qdpsteve
-------
Womp, Womp

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (+ldAm)

573 I just can't read the thread below about abandoned dogs. I cannot. The red mist makes me want to smash the untermensch who do that to innocent animals. Don't get me wrong, I shoot animals for meat and pest control without any moral issues, but to do it to be cruel for the sake of being cruel is just.... gahhhh. I have not the words.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (bgJ0E)

574 Just spitballing here but that might be why they invented surprise anal.
Posted by: Pliney at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (nzKWW)


---------

It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)

575 567 So, what in Hades made Brie Larson famous?

What thrust this person in to even the faintest margins of public consciousness?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)

I'm guessing coke-fueled orgies at one or more producer's house.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

576 Can't resist, oops

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)

577 @562

Yes it's completely made up.


Funny how that standard didn't apply to Kristian Saucier.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (ZT7+C)

578 Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (eTZoJ)

I may change my name to Aspergillum.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (BRkq2)

579
Wiki has a page on the Giant Butt, the Moon Over Gaffney:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peachoid

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (rCwaK)

580 sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?
Posted by: qdpsteve


I camembert, with a glass of tea

Posted by: Miklos, additionally at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

581 It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)

I have never EVER found this to be the case.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (NWiLs)

582 If it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, why not just make it strong enough for a woman?

Isn't there some waste going on if we're overdoing shit?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (vuisn)

583 I'll say this about the Lebanese bride/bridal model:

At least over there one can find a bridal gown that isn't sleeveless/strapless,/full of cleavage.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (oZuI0)

584 567 So, what in Hades made Brie Larson famous?

What thrust this person in to even the faintest margins of public consciousness?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)
===

Ace.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (BRkq2)

585 Tell her you want to see the rings around uranus. Have a telescope handy in case you don't get the answer you want.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (HviJ/)

586 @565 Pliney-No the older ones are wise to that surprise anal stuff.

Posted by: JROD at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (0jZnq)

587 It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.

The judges never saw it that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (SchxB)

588 Everybody's looking for Stilton

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:20 AM (HviJ/)

589 499
Before I forget

Any alt history books/ stories based on the fledgling French
revolutionary army being defeated at Valmy in 1792 by the Prussians and
the Royalists?

(they would have restored the Royal family, no Terror, no Napoleon probably)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (J8nVw)

------------------------------------------
I'd be interested in this as well. I love alt history.
Closest I can think of would be Sobel's "For Want of a Nail." In it, history goes wonky when Burgoyne wins at Saratoga in 1777 rather than losing to Gates and Arnold. In that history, the French Revolution never began. Good book, might have to read it again one of these days.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 07, 2020 12:20 AM (+3rQF)

590 Wiki has a page on the Giant Butt, the Moon Over Gaffney:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peachoid
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (rCwaK)

Speaking of peaches, I am eating on some B.C. peaches right now. They are yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (0YFW4)

591 I'm guessing coke-fueled orgies at one or more producer's house.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)
===
Same as all the others.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (BRkq2)

592 >>>It's a water tower painted to look like a peach, but it actually looks like something else.
Posted by: Miklos, Saludafying at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

The Pride of Gaffney.

--

We always called it the Gaffney Triangle -- whatever vehicle we were passing by in always broke down.

P.S. The butt-side faces north for a reason.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (vuisn)

593 If it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, why not just make it strong enough for a woman?

Isn't there some waste going on if we're overdoing shit?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (vuisn)

It only has to be 74 % as strong. Same as salaries.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (2DOZq)

594 Tell her you want to see the rings around uranus. Have a telescope handy in case you don't get the answer you want.

Wouldn't it be hard to wipe around piercings if they're in that area?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (SchxB)

595 Hijab honey is a tad scary-looking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And the Lebanese (and Moroccans) are supposed to be the cute ones.

Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (B7KlG)

596
But it sounds like the starter is staying meshed with the flywheel. That's got to be fixed, pronto. And the speedometer doesn't work, although it tried once or twice. I think I need to shorten up the cable jacket, so that the core cable engages fully with the square sockets at both ends.

But the rebuilt clutch works just fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (0YFW4)

Good shishen.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (bgJ0E)

597 Had South Carolina peaches this week, yummy. Going to buy more tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (PisyI)

598 I loved the Bleurythmics

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (HviJ/)

599 It's better more convenient to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
fixed for accuracy

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:23 AM (WyVLE)

600 Wiki has a page on the Giant Butt, the Moon Over Gaffney:


Posted by: publius


On my trip to the Upstate, you or Miley should come and take a picture of me in front of that.

More reliable than Wikipedia.

Posted by: Miklos, fully documented at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

601 @574 Cicero-oops wrong hole doesn't really cut it as they're screaming bloody murder at you holding their ass. Especially if they sprint to the bathroom to examine a sore squeak-hole for damage, you're out of business for the evening.

Posted by: JROD at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (0jZnq)

602 At least over there one can find a bridal gown that isn't sleeveless/strapless,/full of cleavage.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (oZuI0)

Kind of looked like sequined shrink-wrap. "Bride" looked like a possible tranny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (0YFW4)

603
I'm guessing coke-fueled orgies at one or more producer's house.
Posted by: Insomniac

Answers the anal question

Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (B7KlG)

604
Miley made a peach pie out of some my mother and one of her friends bought on a little trip a week or so ago. They go down to Ridge Spring to get 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (rCwaK)

605 Moving most of your stuff into storage goes better when you have a platoon of help.

I'm still about dead and probably did the least of anyone but stuff mostly moved.

It's still a complicated mess but most furniture is moved. Especially the big solid wood table that I will part with under no circumstances short of divine dictate. Because it's got a lifetime of good memories and nobody makes tables like that anymore.

Posted by: Brother Tim at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (iKMuO)

606 Went to imdb.com to look over the cheese actress.

Nothing but a whore for the Big Rat and its empty, vapid works.

*YAWN*

One minute of my life wasted looking that tart up.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (oZuI0)

607 Teh Peachoid has a capacity of one MEEEELLION gallons...

True fact!

Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2020 12:25 AM (ggFnY)

608 I cannot believe it's almost apple pie season again. Spring and summer just vanished into the ether. Fucking commies take everything.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:25 AM (HviJ/)

609 >>It only has to be 74 % as strong. Same as salaries.

74% of men's salaries is still a good deal. For doing 50% of the work.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:26 AM (vuisn)

610 581 It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)

---

lol

Motto of the US Military, at least for the jr enlisted.

Posted by: SMH at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

611 Do you need an Alan wrench to assemble an IKEA skeleton? Or an Ellen wrench?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Fc5rx)

612 Speaking of peaches, I am eating on some B.C. peaches right now. They are yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I refuse to believe that British Columbia produces peaches.

The summer there is what, nine days?

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

613 gravensteins are coming down.
Time to make apple sauce

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (WyVLE)

614 Miley made a peach pie out of some my mother and one of her friends bought on a little trip a week or so ago. They go down to Ridge Spring to get 'em.
Posted by: publius


My experience so far is that ALL SC peaches are claimed to be from Ridge Spring.

Kinda like Vidalia onions.

Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

615 562 "no evidence of intent"

Is that made up? Because that sounds made up.
Or is it an interpretation of some legal Latin phase nobody has heard of.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (k9X8l)

Insofar as I know, it's a Clinton invention, sanctified by the Democrat press (which includes Fox), and implicitly by Republican acquiescence. Somehow that was supposed to be the standard in the case of Cankle's server, no? I think Bill probably told her what to say. She's mean but dumb. He's evil but inventive.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (BRkq2)

616 That is of course one of the less loved children's songs.

it is up there with "one innoculation, two innoculation, DPT!"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (WyVLE)

617 I refuse to believe that British Columbia produces peaches.

The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

--BC does produce pretty good wine in the Okanagan Valley.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:31 AM (oZuI0)

618 gravensteins are coming down.
Time to make apple sauce

Posted by: Kindltot

*refers for Special Counselling*

Posted by: Haikus by Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

619 I think Bill probably told her what to say. She's mean but dumb. He's evil but inventive.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (BRkq2)
===

But it's really not clever. It works SOLELY because neither party, nor law enforcement, nor press call bullshit.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:31 AM (BRkq2)

620 GFG = Go Flames Go! We're up 2-0 afte 2.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (CvJaM)

621 Anyone read about the guy in Alaska who had a bear follow him into his mobile home and the bear attacked him? He lives there with ten children. What would be worse, being eaten by a bear or living in a mobile home with ten children?

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (PisyI)

622 I refuse to believe that British Columbia produces peaches.

The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

The Okanagan Valley, which runs from Salmon Arm in the north, and on into Washington in the south, as far as Yakima at least, has hot, dry summers and relatively mild winters. Very pleasant climate, really.

Sadly, many of the fruit orchards have been torn up, and turned into high-density housing. Valley slopes filled with mile after mile of breeder boxes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (0YFW4)

623
Aaaaand Biden backtracks.

>>Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Earlier today, I made some comments about diversity in the African American and Latino communities that I want to clarify. In no way did I mean to suggest the African American community is a monolith -- not by identity, not on issues, not at all.

>>Joe Biden
@JoeBiden

3h
Replying to
@JoeBiden
Throughout my career I've witnessed the diversity of thought, background, and sentiment within the African American community. It's this diversity that makes our workplaces, communities, and country a better place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (G51Gf)

624 Al-Jizz-Eara thinks the U.S. should "apologise" for nuking Japan.

Apparently they've forgotten that Gaylord isn't President any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (unn44)

625 GFG = Go Flames Go! We're up 2-0 afte 2.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (CvJaM)

WD, did your son get the car issue sorted out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:35 AM (0YFW4)

626 What would be worse, being eaten by a bear or living in a mobile home with ten children?

Posted by: four seasons

Ten children with their ten mothers.

Posted by: Miklos, happily free of such concerns at August 07, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

627 Geeezzz... HATE IT.

Was just in my bathroom, window cracked, and heard what sounded like a child crying.

It was a damn Cat.

Grrrrrrr... got me adrenaline going though.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 12:35 AM (NgKpN)

628 Lol Miklos

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:36 AM (PisyI)

629 > Ten children with their ten mothers.

Yeah, that's why I never understood the polygamy thing.

I understand the urge to have sex with multiple women, but not the urge to live with them.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 12:36 AM (unn44)

630 620 GFG = Go Flames Go! We're up 2-0 afte 2.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (CvJaM)

--

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:37 AM (oZuI0)

631 622 I refuse to believe that British Columbia produces peaches.

The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

The Okanagan Valley, which runs from Salmon Arm in the north, and on into Washington in the south, as far as Yakima at least, has hot, dry summers and relatively mild winters. Very pleasant climate, really.

Sadly, many of the fruit orchards have been torn up, and turned into high-density housing. Valley slopes filled with mile after mile of breeder boxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (0YFW4)

You lead me on (first paragraph) and then shit in my hat. Well done.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:37 AM (BRkq2)

632 Replying to
@JoeBiden

Somebody had to stay up late writing that.


Maybe they'll tell Joe at breakfast.

Or probably not.

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at August 07, 2020 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

633 Tonight just became a night to watch one of my guilty pleasure movies.

Hitman.

Why? so I can hear the Iconic line 'shut up, or I'll put you back in the trunk'.

How many problems could THAT solve?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 12:38 AM (NgKpN)

634 Yep,

Joe didn't write that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (PisyI)

635 Yeah, that's why I never understood the polygamy thing.

I understand the urge to have sex with multiple women, but not the urge to live with them.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 12:36 AM (unn44)

Why be a square, when you can be a polygonist?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (0YFW4)

636 626 What would be worse, being eaten by a bear or living in a mobile home with ten children?
=============

I'm thinking he planned on being dinner for Mr bear...

Posted by: Pliney at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (nzKWW)

637 My experience so far is that ALL SC peaches are claimed to be from Ridge Spring.

Kinda like Vidalia onions.
Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

===
And the onions suck. We got some onions this spring from Peru that tasted a lot like real Vidalias used to taste.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:40 AM (BRkq2)

638 Aaaaand Biden backtracks.


***********

Heh! So Joe Biden is debating Joe Biden. Who's winning?

Come to think of it, that could make a catchy campaign ad.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (Fc5rx)

639 Who would want more than one wife? Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let teh great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (csiRd)

640 Throughout my career I've witnessed the diversity of thought, background, and sentiment within the African American community. It's this diversity that makes our workplaces, communities, and country a better place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (G51Gf)

--Oh yeah, with >90% of Blacks voting D.

With the ostracism levelled against Jonathan Isaac, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, et alia . . .

Yeah, *that* diversity of thought. Right.

Fuck a duck, Slow Joe.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (oZuI0)

641 Having lived in a mobile home with one other person, I can't imagine ten children too.

Hopefully it's a double or triple wide.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:42 AM (PisyI)

642 You lead me on (first paragraph) and then shit in my hat. Well done.
Posted by: Gilded Age II


FUN FACT

In Hungary, it is considered bad luck in some cases to wish someone good luck. So they say something different.

Like actors saying "break a leg" before a performance.

No jinx.

Before exams the classic saying is "egy kalap szart kivanok", or "I wish you a hat full of shit"

It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.

Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

643 You lead me on (first paragraph) and then shit in my hat. Well done.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:37 AM (BRkq2)

Well, it is sad. Highway 97 from Penticton north to Kelowna used to be all rural, with a couple of villages along the way. Farms, orchards, even some side roads up to mines in the mountains. Now, it looks like all suburbs; big ass houses on postage-stamp lots, or condos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (0YFW4)

644 Geeezzz... HATE IT.

Was just in my bathroom, window cracked, and heard what sounded like a child crying.

It was a damn Cat.

Grrrrrrr... got me adrenaline going though.
Posted by: Romeo13



Had that happen at 11:30 this morning. Heard a sound outthat sounded like a cat crying. Indoor cats ears perked up. Look out the front door, and some guy is beating on a chick at the stop sign at the corner. Called the cops.

Told them what was happening and they better get someone there toot sweet before I had to shoot the bastard.

4 cars showed up.

Amazing the shit that you see when you WFH.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (YxTUV)

645 ..Fuck a duck(ling), Slow Joe.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (oZuI0)




Had to make that edit to keep things in his wheelhouse, dontchaknow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

646 634 Yep,

Joe didn't write that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (PisyI)

--"I'm Joe Biden, and I've already forgotten this message."

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (oZuI0)

647 611 Do you need an Alan wrench to assemble an IKEA skeleton? Or an Ellen wrench?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Fc5rx)

Either way it'll be Humorus.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let teh great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (csiRd)

648 Who would want more than one wife? Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob


More jokes?

Posted by: Sid "Miklos" Caesar, take my wives. please at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

649 640 Throughout my career I've witnessed the diversity of thought, background, and sentiment within the African American community. It's this diversity that makes our workplaces, communities, and country a better place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (G51Gf)

This country really is full-on retarded. Why are his handlers writing him statements to read to cancel what they claim he never said?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (BRkq2)

650 Before exams the classic saying is "egy kalap szart kivanok", or "I wish you a hat full of shit"

It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos,



*********

Okay, now you're just making stuff up.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (Fc5rx)

651 Ok. Sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let teh great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (csiRd)

652 Before exams the classic saying is "egy kalap szart kivanok", or "I wish you a hat full of shit"

It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

"May the bluebird of Happiness shit on your birthday cake!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:46 AM (0YFW4)

653 Times - Asymptomatic cases carry high virus load...is that implying those cases are more contagious ?

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2020 12:46 AM (SxBH1)

654 Why be a square, when you can be a polygonist?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'll wait for rhomboid's opinion.

Posted by: Octagonal Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

655 qdpsteve

She is getting out of the hospital on the weekend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (u82oZ)

656 ..Hopefully it's a double or triple wide.


Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:42 AM (PisyI)



TRAILER was single wide.

His WIFE was the triple wide.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

657 FUN FACT

In Hungary, it is considered bad luck in some cases to wish someone good luck. So they say something different.

Like actors saying "break a leg" before a performance.

No jinx.

Before exams the classic saying is "egy kalap szart kivanok", or "I wish you a hat full of shit"

It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
===
You know I love knowing that.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (BRkq2)

658 Do you need an Alan wrench to assemble an IKEA skeleton? Or an Ellen wrench?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Fc5rx)

Either way it'll be Humorus.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob



**************

Yeah, being from IKEA I'd probably get a skeleton with three legs.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (Fc5rx)

659 What is th punishment for more than one wife?

More than 1 mother in law.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (u82oZ)

660 Lmao Jim

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (PisyI)

661 Would you rather be a square stoic, or a dodecahedonist?

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (oZuI0)

662 Times - Asymptomatic cases carry high virus load...is that implying those cases are more contagious ?
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2020 12:46 AM (SxBH1)

Because when an asymptomatic person not-coughs or not-sneezes all over you, you're gonna catch it for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (0YFW4)

663 Okay, now you're just making stuff up.
Posted by: Muldoon


Even I couldn't make that stuff up.

Posted by: Modest Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

664 Nao?

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (whOIk)

665 "egy kalap szart kivanok"
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

Put it on forvo so I can learn to say it!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (BRkq2)

666 NaCly, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)

667 Ooohhhh.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (whOIk)

668 Just don't put me in a hexatomb.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (oZuI0)

669 NaCly Dog- did I understand that you are undertaking a climb in the Crestones at some point? This year or next?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (Fc5rx)

670 Okay, now you're just making stuff up.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (Fc5rx)

I made up a limerick on the Art Thread, but it got Willowed. Like tears, in the rain...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (0YFW4)

671
TRAILER was single wide.

His WIFE was the triple wide.



Jim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V_XxrhFZfY

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of Hik'ry Hawkins at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

672
This country really is full-on retarded. Why are his handlers writing him statements to read to cancel what they claim he never said?
Posted by: Gilded Age II

=======

Because he said "Blacks are a monolith," which means "Blacks are not a monolith." The average person isn't really capable of understanding this without some assistance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (G51Gf)

673 What is th punishment for more than one wife?

More than 1 mother in law.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM


YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 12:53 AM (whOIk)

674 Some carriers are asymptomatic.

Others are asymptotic.

I choose to be both.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:54 AM (oZuI0)

675 I made up a limerick on the Art Thread, but it got Willowed. Like tears, in the rain...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I think I see your problem.

Posted by: Fat Guy on Ottoman Freud at August 07, 2020 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)

676 A Portland Antifa member:


Shane Burley
@shane_burley1
5m
Immediately as protesters round the corner the police use LRAD to say they believe protesters intention is to vandalize or set fire to the building. They are already threatening crowd control munition. Non-violent protest by all indication. #PortlandProtests


Other pro-Antifa journalists are also shocked that the paranoid cops think that the peaceful protestors intend to burn down the building.

The fact that the mob is directly in front of the precinct chanting: "Burn it down!" is irrelevant, apparently.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:54 AM (I2/tG)

677 I made up a limerick on the Art Thread, but it got Willowed. Like tears, in the rain...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


*********

Condolences.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:56 AM (Fc5rx)

678 More than 1 mother in law.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

https://tinyurl.com/yy2a6v9l

Posted by: K-Doe and Miklos were Actual Friends at August 07, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

679 Who would want more than one wife? Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob


More jokes?
Posted by: Sid "Miklos" Caesar, take my wives. please at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

---------

Take my wives. Please, infidel.

Posted by: al-Henny bin Youngmahmoud at August 07, 2020 12:56 AM (wPVhA)

680 Because he said "Blacks are a monolith," which means "Blacks are not a monolith." The average person isn't really capable of understanding this without some assistance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (G51Gf)

--------

I saw this in 2001 and I still don't get it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)

681 I think that Lancaster tail turret with four .303 machine guns is out of scale for that school bus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 12:59 AM (JZHB6)

682 I made up a limerick on the Art Thread, but it got Willowed. Like tears, in the rain...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


A limerick was once willowed
Smothered, like with a pillow
The rhymes were fine
In the proper five lines
But it got Charlie Brown's Dildo

Posted by: Miklos, will be here all week at August 07, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

683 I made up a limerick on the Art Thread, but it got Willowed. Like tears, in the rain...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


There's a tear in our beer AOP.
Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 01:00 AM (L2ZTs)

684 The secret of the 2001 monolith?

1:4:9

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (JZHB6)

685 A limerick was once willowed...

Posted by: Miklos


********

Noted, without comment.

(Keep your day job)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (Fc5rx)

686 Take my wives. Please, infidel.
Posted by: al-Henny bin Youngmahmoud


Yes!


That was Henny Youngman.

Forgive me, Before My Time.

Posted by: Miklos, with EXTRA KNOWLEDGE at August 07, 2020 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

687 Noted, without comment.



(Keep your day job)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (Fc5rx)

The Master has spoken.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:02 AM (ufFY8)

688 684 The secret of the 2001 monolith?

1:4:9
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (JZHB6)

No one gives me credit.

Posted by: Pythagoras at August 07, 2020 01:03 AM (oZuI0)

689 681 I think that Lancaster tail turret with four .303 machine guns is out of scale for that school bus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 12:59 AM (JZHB6)

no more tailgaters - probably should have the top turret as well to clear the front and assist on the back

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 07, 2020 01:03 AM (SxBH1)

690 JoeBiden
Earlier today, I made some comments about diversity in the African American and Latino communities that I want to clarify. In no way did I mean to suggest the African American community is a monolith -- not by identity, not on issues, not at all.


Then what the hell were you suggesting?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:03 AM (2DOZq)

691 687 Noted, without comment.



(Keep your day job)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (Fc5rx)

The Master has spoken.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:02 AM (ufFY


----------

It's like having Michelangelo watch you try to build a snowman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (wPVhA)

692 If the Monolith had met Joey Bidet, the Human race would have gone extinct.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (JZHB6)

693 Oh believe me! Getting the reputation as the guy who does the limericks is kind of like when you get a booger on your finger and think you can flick it off with your other finger but it just ends up sticking to the OTHER finger and you still have a booger on your finger. Tough to shake that reputation, try though I might.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (Fc5rx)

694 (Keep your day job)
Posted by: Muldoon

*weeps tears of immeasurable sadness*

*oh wait....that's actually bourbon*

*weeps anyway just for effect*

Posted by: Miklos, what is ths "day job" of which you speak at August 07, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

695 692 If the Monolith had met Joey Bidet, the Human race would have gone extinct.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (JZHB6)

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Nope. He would have learned how to beat a tapir with a thigh bone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:05 AM (wPVhA)

696 695
692 If the Monolith had met Joey Bidet, the Human race would have gone extinct.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (JZHB6)



--------



Nope. He would have learned how to beat a tapir with a thigh bone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:05 AM (wPVhA)

Or just pissed on the Monolith, a la Who's Next.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:07 AM (ufFY8)

697 Movie trivia - the 2001 apes lost an Oscar to the Planet of the Apes apes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (JZHB6)

698 Biden had a two-Fer today with that crap he said. He had a virtual speaking thing with a Latino group in the afternoon. Said the same crap.



Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (PisyI)

699 *oh wait....that's actually bourbon*

*weeps anyway just for effect*
Posted by: Miklos


********

Cool! Maybe you could figure out a way to monetize that!



Miklos' Tears Old Timey Bourbon

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (Fc5rx)

700 Tough to shake that reputation, try though I might.
Posted by: Muldoon

Well, you could always HIRE a booger flicker.

With proper PPE, of course.

You find the ICD 10, I'll look for the visa category (Pretty sure it's an H2....B)

Posted by: In these uncertain Miklosian Times at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

701 LRAD - without checking, sounds like the sonic weapon I experienced at a demo. Impressive. Was a few years ago, and I wondered about the law enforcement applications.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)

702 698
Biden had a two-Fer today with that crap he said. He had a virtual
speaking thing with a Latino group in the afternoon. Said the same crap.









Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (PisyI)

So...it was 'Pander to LatinX' day?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (ufFY8)

703 Tonight's ONT Is A Secret!


OMD -- "Secret":

https://youtu.be/EtYre1GABao

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (oZuI0)

704 Yep Ian. Polls must be looking bad.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (PisyI)

705 Cool! Maybe you could figure out a way to monetize that!


Over time, it works out better than crying in your beer.

Posted by: Miklos' Highly Creative IRA at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

706 Movie trivia - the 2001 apes lost an Oscar to the Planet of the Apes apes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (JZHB6)

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That's especially disappointing when you consider that a lot if the 2001 apes were actual, you know, apes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (wPVhA)

707 All right, I'm going to bail.


Thanks for letting me play.

Endeavor to... yeah, you know the rest.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:11 AM (Fc5rx)

708 It's like having Michelangelo watch you try to build a snowman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (wPVhA)

heh

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:12 AM (BRkq2)

709 LRAD - without checking, sounds like the sonic weapon I experienced at a demo. Impressive. Was a few years ago, and I wondered about the law enforcement applications.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)

The LRAD Hubbard. It bores rioters to death by talking endlessly about thetans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 01:12 AM (0YFW4)

710 Monolithic *voting* behavior is all that matters in this context.

And that, sadly, is the case.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:12 AM (OTzUX)

711 "Protests" have been going on for *months* now...

Plenty of examples have been set by the so-called "protesters", so the public can now be fairly certain of the possible outcome of allowing any more so-called "protests"... Destruction. Plain and simple.

There's no excuse for their carrying on any further.

They've already made their *point(s)*, so now it can all be termed: harassment, intimidation, extortion, terrorism...

Time to shut their shitshow down!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:13 AM (whOIk)

712 Congrats Dave. Flames looked pretty awesome tonight.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 07, 2020 01:14 AM (oJp6K)

713 I shudder thinking about what will happen in the fall.

We are stocking up food and supplies. We will hunker down here at home.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:16 AM (PisyI)

714 Congrats Dave. Flames looked pretty awesome tonight.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 07, 2020 01:14 AM (oJp6K)

The goalie autographed a puck for the tarp in Section E.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 01:16 AM (0YFW4)

715 712 Congrats Dave. Flames looked pretty awesome tonight.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 07, 2020 01:14 AM (oJp6K)

--Feh.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:17 AM (oZuI0)

716 LRAD - without checking, sounds like the sonic weapon I experienced at a demo. Impressive. Was a few years ago, and I wondered about the law enforcement applications.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)

---------

Is that the one that causes the assailant to loose his bowels suddenly?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:17 AM (wPVhA)

717 I guess some Latino groups are now demanding ths Plugs name a Latino VP, claiming (not without some justification) that the blacks have already had their turn with Gaylord.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 01:18 AM (unn44)

718 The really sickening thing is I've seen people my age and older than myself, who like me lived through a period of (generally) disappearing racism and tribalism, and institutionalization of barriers to practical expression of those*, start to talk like poor miseducated clueless younger people.

"Diversity" - for skin color, fawning over stupid "race" related crap. It's like they didn't even live their own lives.

* bigotry is a social/human problem, not a government problem, but the US went to the extent of destroying much of its freedom (of association) and burning its central constitutional principles (affirmative action etc) with legislation and regulation

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:19 AM (OTzUX)

719 Awesome Rodrigo, lol. Never a dull moment with that campaign.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:20 AM (PisyI)

720 We had one of those monolith characters show up in Scranton when I was a kid.

I took it out behind the bleachers and beat hell out of it.

It didn't come back.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Decerebrated Body at August 07, 2020 01:20 AM (unn44)

721 That's especially disappointing when you consider that a lot if the 2001 apes were actual, you know, apes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (wPVhA)
===

But the best monkey scene all time: Aguirre, The Wrath of God?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:20 AM (BRkq2)

722 Well hockey in August is just slightly more ridiculous than hockey in late May and June.

But the key thing is: which team showed more commitment to "racial justice" and "equity"?? Huh? Don't try to distract us with things like scores.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:21 AM (OTzUX)

723 FLAMES WIN!

Sorry, but I don't feel like catching up on the thread, I'm going to bed. If we've had a troll infestation, well, you're on you own. GO FLAMES GO!

Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 01:22 AM (CvJaM)

724
Then what the hell were you suggesting?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

========

Uh... lion, elephant, square... cornpop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:22 AM (G51Gf)

725 I guess some Latino groups are now demanding ths Plugs name a Latino VP, claiming (not without some justification) that the blacks have already had their turn with Gaylord.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


The first phase of any new civil war may be entirely blue-on-blue.

Posted by: Miklos, speculating at August 07, 2020 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

726
I don't know what the voting rights thing in North Carolina was, but anyway a federal judge just sided with the good guys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:24 AM (G51Gf)

727 I am going to hit the sack, too. Feeling much more tired than I properly should. I wonder if the increased dose on my BP meds is responsible?

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 01:24 AM (0YFW4)

728 Goodnight AOP

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:25 AM (PisyI)

729
I guess some Latino groups are now demanding ths Plugs name a Latino VP, claiming (not without some justification) that the blacks have already had their turn with Gaylord.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

=========

omg this is beautiful. I hope they finished the thought. "Black libs already had their guy, and look where it went."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:26 AM (G51Gf)

730 It's sad that some people actually think poisonous entities like Disney and pro sports will suffer for being racist, totalitarian Gleichschaltung brownshirts.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:26 AM (OTzUX)

731 > That's especially disappointing when you consider that a lot if the 2001 apes were actual, you know, apes.

No, only the two babies were chimps. All of the adults were human actors in costumes. Really, really, good costumes. Kubrick-level costumes. Good enough that many people thought they were real apes.

That's why they lost the costume Oscar to Planet of the Apes, and why it sucked that they did.




Posted by: Joe Biden's Decerebrated Body at August 07, 2020 01:26 AM (unn44)

732 I'm tapping out, too. Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (unn44)

733 I'll be laughing at the inevitable backlash... Pay-per-view?

Will the blm (I refuse to capitalize it) "revolution" be televised? Hmm.

Their tactics are not the way to Win Friends and Influence People.



Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (whOIk)

734 722 Well hockey in August is just slightly more ridiculous than hockey in late May and June.

But the key thing is: which team showed more commitment to "racial justice" and "equity"?? Huh? Don't try to distract us with things like scores.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:21 AM (OTzUX)

--You obviously did not watch the Flames-Jets game.

You're too smart to lump hockey with the NBLMA.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (oZuI0)

735 Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (Fc5rx)

There once was this bloke, named Nick
Had a booger he just couldn't flick.
From finger to finger,
It would stubbornly linger,
'Til finally he gave it a lick!

Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (b2diN)

736 May AOP sleep well, knowing that a Panhard is willing to do rough work on his behalf.

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing a bit at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

737 There once was this bloke, named Nick
Had a booger he just couldn't flick.
From finger to finger,
It would stubbornly linger,
'Til finally he gave it a lick!
Posted by: Average Guy


Now see?

We CAN have Nice Things!

Posted by: Miklos, quite pleased at August 07, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

738 Night Rodrigo

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:29 AM (PisyI)

739
That's why they lost the costume Oscar to Planet of the Apes, and why it sucked that they did.


========

Wait a minute. Planet of the Apes and 2001 came out in the same year? I'd never noticed that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:30 AM (G51Gf)

740 'Night, AOP.

[Longs to make a trip on the Rocky Mountaineer]

[No, that's not some sexual euphemism.]

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:30 AM (oZuI0)

741 [Longs to make a trip on the Rocky Mountaineer]

[No, that's not some sexual euphemism.]
Posted by: logprof


Good.

I'm really tired of looking things up on the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Miklos, quite philologically relaxed at August 07, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

742 Awwww....

Everyone's passing out going offline---

Now I'm so ronery.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:33 AM (whOIk)

743 Actually the 2001 apes were dancers and mimes in specially designed ape suits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:35 AM (JZHB6)

744 Everyone's passing out going offline---

Now I'm so ronery.
Posted by: JQ


They been heah fou houa

THEY GO NOW!

Posted by: Miklos, if I recall this somewhat accurately at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)

745 I'm really tired of looking things up on the Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Miklos, quite philologically relaxed at August 07, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

--Then just stop, as a matter of course.

'Taint worth it.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (oZuI0)

746 Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:30 AM (oZuI0)
Is that the train in Canada?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (BRkq2)

747
They been heah fou houa

THEY GO NOW!



An' THEN?

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:37 AM (whOIk)

748 Great video at twitter :

@SJPFISH

It's about the ninth video, Irish man kicking ass.

LANGUAGE WARNING

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:38 AM (PisyI)

749 Actually the 2001 apes were dancers and mimes in specially designed ape suits.
Posted by: Anna Puma


This knowledge has just made my life worse.

Seems....appropriate though, somehow.

Posted by: Miklos the Hedonistic Stoic at August 07, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

750 Mimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (cI3Q7)

751 I want to go to Patagonia. Who's next.?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (BRkq2)

752 Gee, I wonder if there's been a major decrease in statutory rapes since schools have been closed for Wu Flu?

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:40 AM (whOIk)

753 746 Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:30 AM (oZuI0)
Is that the train in Canada?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (BRkq2)

--Yes, goes from Vancouver to Banff, then from Jasper back to Vancouver.

Awesome scenery.

In 2014, I just wanted to take the day excursion in Jasper to see the grizzlies and elk but it was sold out.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:40 AM (oZuI0)

754 743 Actually the 2001 apes were dancers and mimes in specially designed ape suits.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:35 AM (JZHB6)

French mimes or go home.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (BRkq2)

755 Well's there some chance that Pelosi/Schumer vandalism will help the country and the world, for once. Still no deal on Phase 347 or whatever of "relief" for the idiotic, indefensible, continuing destruction of the economy.

Here's a wild, bold, unbelievably out-of-the-box idea for Meadows and Trump and team to consider: return to common sense, scientifically and logically based policy, and reduce federal guidance on C19 to one thing only - protect elderly and medically vulnerable, while returning EVERYTHING else to normal.

Yeah yeah state and local authority. Well the "bully pulpit" has tremendous power when it's about people's freedom and livelihoods, and the pathetic little mouse squeaks from the WH - limited only to school re-opening - amount to endorsement of the ridiculous, indefensible policies of many states.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (OTzUX)

756 raimondo es el fondo

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (oZuI0)

757 There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (whOIk)

758 At Mime MBA School, they tell you to think outside the box.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, with endowed virtual Chair in Mime-tics at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

759 752 I want to go to Patagonia. Who's next.?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (BRkq2)

--I'd love to see the desert.

The SJW outfitter store of the same name? Hell no.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)

760 Voting 'democrat' is an act of destruction.

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (whOIk)

761
Gee, I wonder if there's been a major decrease in statutory rapes since schools have been closed for Wu Flu?
Posted by: JQ

=====

(snort) And far fewer teachers in ERs.

Although sicne you asked, I psoted a blurb here the other day about what happened in South Africa in 2014 when they closed the schools for Ebola. Teen pregnancies rose and some kids just never went back to school. The report I read didn't indicate whether fewer Ebola deaths were calculated.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (G51Gf)

762 758 There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (whOIk)

--If there is a just god

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (oZuI0)

763 Glad I sent money to Gun Owners of America last month!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:46 AM (whOIk)

764 The Mimeworker's Union has collapsed.

They were unable to articulate their demands.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

765 Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (OTzUX)

I heartily agree.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:47 AM (b2diN)

766 765 The Mimeworker's Union has collapsed.

They were unable to articulate their demands.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

--So, they caved?

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)

767 That neckline really is unfortunate.

But I'd never have noticed it if you perverts hadn't mentioned it.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (XxJt1)

768 --So, they caved?

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)

Trapped in a box no one could see.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (ufFY8)

769 Me too creeper, lol. I just scrolled by it.

Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (PisyI)

770 --So, they caved?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)

"m" vs. "n". The difference is subtle, but important.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (b2diN)

771 Posted by: raimondo at August 07, 2020 01:38 AM (PKS7s)

More ARs sold these past two months than alleged Covid deaths. Keep dreaming half tard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (2DOZq)

772 771 --So, they caved?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)

"m" vs. "n". The difference is subtle, but important.
Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (b2diN)

--I realized that all too late.

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:52 AM (oZuI0)

773 760 752 I want to go to Patagonia. Who's next.?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (BRkq2)

--I'd love to see the desert.

The SJW outfitter store of the same name? Hell no.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)

Don't let the idjits control you. They're just marketing schmucks. Patagonia is a top hiking destination in the world. Have you looked at the photos? It's really just the other end of the mountains you want to see, come to think of it!!!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (BRkq2)

774 That neckline really is unfortunate.

But I'd never have noticed it if you perverts hadn't mentioned it.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (XxJt1)

Now you can't unsee it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (2DOZq)

775 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM


I can't decide whether the kids are better off not going to daily indoctination classes, since they'll get so much unstructured/ unsupervised time...

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (whOIk)

776 --I realized that all too late.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:52 AM (oZuI0)

BTDT.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:54 AM (b2diN)

777 There are several people here who recently went to Utah. You might inquire. I would like to hike there too. I have been to the desert in NM and AZ, and I recommend it.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:56 AM (BRkq2)

778
Yeah yeah state and local authority. Well the "bully pulpit" has tremendous power when it's about people's freedom and livelihoods, and the pathetic little mouse squeaks from the WH - limited only to school re-opening - amount to endorsement of the ridiculous, indefensible policies of many states.
Posted by: rhomboid

======


Going back to normal should mean no federal compensation for any states that commit economic suicide over COVID. There's your bullying, no extra rhetoric even needed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:57 AM (G51Gf)

779 761 Voting 'democrat' is an act of destruction.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (whOIk)

They're pretty out in the open about it. I've never been convinced that replacing civics with "social" "studies" was not a suicidal move.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM (BRkq2)

780 Now you can't unsee it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (2DOZq)



Exactly. And even then the zipper wasn't registering until insomniac aimed his laser pointer at it.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM (XxJt1)

781 To be clear, I have only read about civics class. Long gone before my time.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:59 AM (BRkq2)

782 I walk in the backyard, glass of wine per usual, pacing these nights, fomenting a plan...no, multiple options based on current..but, can't trust media, can't trust local gubermint, thinking....to late to join some hard core Red group, family? must not do anything that could involve my loved ones....yet I have to have a plan to respond this bullsh^t that is attempting to take the Republic down.

Hobo's......yes! Must become a roaming hobo.....with TEETH..and ampersands by the box load.....walking down Main Street America a like FED-X delivery man with terminal pain for the left....

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2020 02:00 AM (u1WYs)

783 775 That neckline really is unfortunate.

But I'd never have noticed it if you perverts hadn't mentioned it.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (XxJt1)
===
No one tell creeper that she has it on upside down. That's game over.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 02:00 AM (BRkq2)

784 Whose neckline?

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:01 AM (oZuI0)

785 *toddles off to bed laughing at Gilded Age*

'Night, deplorables.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 02:03 AM (XxJt1)

786 785 Whose neckline?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:01 AM (oZuI0)

news babe up top

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 07, 2020 02:04 AM (SxBH1)

787 No one tell creeper that she has it on upside down. That's game over.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 02:00 AM (BRkq2)


Definitely aiming the wrong way.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2020 02:05 AM (ufFY8)

788 ..They're pretty out in the open about it. I've never been convinced that replacing civics with "social" "studies" was not a suicidal move.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM (BRkq2)



Bullseye.

I came up in "Civics" through Jr. H.S.

When H.S. went to Social Studies, I waged WAR against the teachers.

Earned A's.

I think they hated the new curriculum about as much as I did, but were captive to the system to say otherwise.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/class of '76, San Diego, CA

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

789
There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ

==========

It's a cinch for the left to criminalize things they don't like -- church gatherings, classroom teaching, operating your own small business -- but see how many hoops you have to jump through to charge organized arsonists and vandals who ransack businesses and attack government facilities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (G51Gf)

790 Blonde M., there's a dichotomy in the WH/GOP stance that is a mix of both excellent, and stupid. Excellent part: standing firm against bailouts of insolvent/mismanaged/corrupt provinces like NY, CA, IL, etc. Stupid part: the C19-linked aid (including to hospitals, BTW) that was excusable (for a month) at the start, but obviously became a gigantic perverse incentive pretty quickly.

But the problem is much more basic: the C19 task force is technically and scientifically incompetent (putting it mildly), there's obviously never been even a hint of a Team B (actual epidemiology and common sense), and Trump has never and will never either understand or admit that almost everything since early May has been a mistake, since the IFR of this bug is nothing special, equal to a bad flu season.

*Every* policy and action, federal and state, that is based on the false premise that C19 is anything more than a bad flu season (with a much, much narrower morbidity pattern than flu) is indefensible.

AND - I have $10 that says there will be ZERO accountability at CDC or the WH or anywhere else for this enormous, infamous, catastrophic incompetence in basic public health management.

(actually a few dozen public health officials around the country have been fired, or resigned - but this debacle calls for a holocaust in almost all incumbent public health cadres - and there are elements at CDC and elsewhere, below "leadership" level, who agree, and are ape-shit furious about it all)

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (OTzUX)

791 news babe up top
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 07, 2020 02:04 AM (SxBH1)

--Under "When you see it . . ."?

Yeah, I finally get it.

I'm apparently too pure of heart. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:08 AM (oZuI0)

792 They're pretty out in the open about it. I've never been convinced that replacing civics with "social" "studies" was not a suicidal move.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM



Well, they'd started the "social studies" horsesh!t by the time I got to middle school. (Hated it even then, btw.) "American History" had morphed into various forms of anti-American propaganda. Barely any mention of our Founding Fathers -or- Documents.

"Government"-- which was probably the former 5th-grade "civics"-- was delayed until junior year of HS!

I had to re-learn everything, on my own.

Shut down the gd public schools. They're worthless!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 02:10 AM (whOIk)

793 471
Quiz: What two word phrase have you suddenly not heard in forever?


Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (HviJ/)

Answer: "ME TOO"

Like it doesn't even fucking even exist anymore. Sort of like BLM from 2017-2019.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 02:12 AM (HviJ/)

794 Very funny.

Especially the dinos in pumps.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2020 02:12 AM (1YlHz)

795 Whoa, it's later than I thought...


Would love to stay, but cannot.


'Night, Horde!

Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 02:14 AM (whOIk)

796 790
There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ

==========

It's a cinch for the left to criminalize things they don't like -- church gatherings, classroom teaching, operating your own small business -- but see how many hoops you have to jump through to charge organized arsonists and vandals who ransack businesses and attack government facilities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (G51Gf)

If we were a Nation of Justice? I'd agree.

Sadly, I don't see it happening.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 02:14 AM (NgKpN)

797 Yeah, I finally get it.



I'm apparently too pure of heart. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:08 AM (oZuI0)

Well I'm sure as hell not pure of heart, lol, and I still don't "see" anything, because my eyes keep going to the rack.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2020 02:15 AM (9Om/r)

798 Oh damn, looking at it again now I see it. Well forget looking at that rack now. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2020 02:16 AM (9Om/r)

799 794 471
Quiz: What two word phrase have you suddenly not heard in forever?
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (HviJ/)

Answer: "ME TOO"

Like it doesn't even fucking even exist anymore. Sort of like BLM from 2017-2019.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 02:12 AM (HviJ/)
===

Ahem.

Posted by: Joey Fingers, gropemeister at August 07, 2020 02:17 AM (BRkq2)

800 I am tired so it took some time to decipher the anchor babe clothing kerfuffle. Could it have been planned? Mayhaps.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 07, 2020 02:18 AM (e1mEI)

801
Four videos up by Ian Miles Cheong of antifa harassing an elderly woman and vandalizing her home. It's to vomit. I'm beginning to feel Michelle Obama's low-grade depression.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:22 AM (G51Gf)

802 790
There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ

==========

It's a cinch for the left to criminalize things they don't like -- church gatherings, classroom teaching, operating your own small business -- but see how many hoops you have to jump through to charge organized arsonists and vandals who ransack businesses and attack government facilities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (G51Gf)

Ditto. I'm the one you made rules for, so you could feel safe from me.

I'm the Wolf howling in the wilderness.

I've spent my adult life believing that the Constitution and Rule of Law, was important enough to protect, with violence.

They don't understand they are playing with fire.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 02:27 AM (NgKpN)

803 802


Four videos up by Ian Miles Cheong of antifa harassing an elderly
woman and vandalizing her home. It's to vomit. I'm beginning to feel
Michelle Obama's low-grade depression.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:22 AM (G51Gf)

These people need to be eliminated.
Via prison, or elseways.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 02:27 AM (ufFY8)

804
(actually a few dozen public health officials around the country have been fired, or resigned - but this debacle calls for a holocaust in almost all incumbent public health cadres - and there are elements at CDC and elsewhere, below "leadership" level, who agree, and are ape-shit furious about it all)

Posted by: rhomboid

=======

Where have I heard this before?

Ah yes, the FBI.

And the CDC is an agency of DHS. There's a Trump-appointed Secretary of that. Don't these people serve at the pleasure of the President?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:30 AM (G51Gf)

805 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:30 AM (G51Gf)

I had an epiphany earlier tonight, and yes, it hurt.

HCQ cannot be used to combat Covid, because there have not been a Dual Bind Study done.

Yet, there is not dual blind study about social distancing to 6 feet, nor whether masks word.

My head hurts.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 02:42 AM (NgKpN)

806 Is that the one that causes the assailant to loose his bowels suddenly?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:17 AM (wPVhA)

---

Among other things.

Posted by: SMH at August 07, 2020 02:53 AM (RU4sa)

807 raimondo puts his stepfather's "gun" in his mouth

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2020 02:58 AM (H5knJ)

808 Miley made a peach pie out of some my mother and one
of her friends bought on a little trip a week or so ago. They go down
to Ridge Spring to get 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (rCwaK)

I had to nag him to eat some. I accused him of liking Little Debbies better than my homemade pies, and he didn't even deny it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, pizza Nazi at August 07, 2020 03:00 AM (rCwaK)

809 Posted by: raimondo at August 07, 2020 01:38 AM (PKS7s)

---
come and get them, bitch.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:05 AM (FSBqz)

810 I don't believe anything commercially made is better than home made.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:06 AM (OjZpE)

811 Mmm, peach pie. Haven't made that in years.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 03:08 AM (4SAyN)

812 Posted by: raimondo at August 07, 2020 02:47 AM (PKS7s)

---
you ain't gonna do shit, little bitch, and besides, your beloved union teachers don't want the schools to ever open again.

kinda hard to have a "school shooting" when no one is in school.

but you're a 'tard and too dumb to figure that out.

go help Pantifa block an Interstate with your frail, pasty, soy boi body, so a Mega Murder truck can turn you into a wet spot on the concrete.

no one will miss you, and your Mom can rent the space out to someone who can pay rent to her.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:09 AM (FSBqz)

813 Has John Lewis's seventeenth funeral happened yet?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 07, 2020 03:09 AM (oZuI0)

814 Hey raimondo,

I'm suffering *high*-grade depression because Joe Biden is a fucking drooling imbecile and may be elected president.



Respect muh feelz!!!!

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 07, 2020 03:13 AM (oZuI0)

815 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2020 03:15 AM (w5hTo)

816
I don't believe anything commercially made is better than home made.
Posted by: Skip

========

Plus make it with something home-grown or locally grown.... those peach pies must be insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 03:15 AM (G51Gf)

817 I am getting more convinced Crazy old Joe can't be elected even with massive fraud.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:18 AM (OjZpE)

818 There are several people here who recently went to
Utah. You might inquire. I would like to hike there too. I have been to
the desert in NM and AZ, and I recommend it.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:56 AM (BRkq2)

---
i used to go camping in the desert 8-10 times a year: anything from a couple of days to a couple of weeks.

of course, it was on Planet Irwin with the 1/18th Cav, but yeah, F the desert. i've exceeded my lifetime quota of "desert" and "camping".

i'll pass.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:21 AM (FSBqz)

819 819 I am getting more convinced Crazy old Joe can't be elected even with massive fraud.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:18 AM (OjZpE)

--May I take a hit of your bong, please?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 07, 2020 03:21 AM (oZuI0)

820 They can't keep Crazy old Joe locked in the basement and they know that but are going to try it anyway.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:22 AM (OjZpE)

821 Molon labe, mfers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 03:25 AM (ufFY8)

822 true story: i've got a couple of new long guns coming into one of my favorite toy stores...

the boss lady said they are getting 30-50 transfer deliveries a DAY, and to wait until they had time to do all the red tape to book them in, and then we could make an appointment for me to come in and do my part of the red tape.

best part is, one is an Italian made Garand, arsenal re-barrelled to 308, and a CnR, that i can take home that day.

the other is a Henry 22 lever action, with a Trump 2020 serial number.

Gavin Useless and Bracero must be madder than shit at these numbers coming in from all over the state, and there is sweet fuck all they can do about it, other than have the DOJ drag their feet on processing the DROS filings.

ammo by the metric shitload too, from the shops i talk to regularly.

me, i can order direct, but there is only so much room to store such things...





Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:28 AM (FSBqz)

823 MLii was wondering is their anything you can take for Lyme disease?

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:38 AM (OjZpE)

824 Sadly, My dad never left our home but still never taught me to......all that stuff. I had to learn it all myself the hard way - Shave: got my ass kicked in Navy boot camp for not knowing how to fucking fully shave and getting hits on our row. All that other shit I just figured out on my own. Fuck dads. I'm a dad BTW, to a 15 yr old girl. Fucking asshole also never taught me how to raise a crazy female.

Posted by: The Fool at August 07, 2020 03:39 AM (CWv58)

825 A girl's molon labe truly is a mystery.

Posted by: The Fool at August 07, 2020 03:41 AM (CWv58)

826 best part is, one is an Italian made Garand, arsenal re-barrelled to 308, and a CnR, that i can take home that day.


This man has achieved Official Magnificent Bastard status.

Posted by: Gen. George Smith "Miklos" Patton at August 07, 2020 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)

827 Well.

Now heading to the Waffle House.

Should I save first, and which cravat?

Posted by: Miklosian Questionations LLP at August 07, 2020 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)

828 i used to go camping in the desert 8-10 times a year: anything from a couple of days to a couple of weeks.

of course, it was on Planet Irwin with the 1/18th Cav, but yeah, F the desert. i've exceeded my lifetime quota of "desert" and "camping".

i'll pass.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:21 AM (FSBqz)

---

Ditto.

Posted by: SMH at August 07, 2020 03:53 AM (RU4sa)

829 Only 1 trip to desert with hiking 2 trips while there, only thing I can add is there is nothing to drink there. But maybe that's just in August I don't know.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:59 AM (OjZpE)

830 Good Morning Morons today is August 7, 2020. On this day in 1782 George Washington ordered the creation of the Badge of Military Merit to honor soldiers wounded in battle. It was later renamed to the Purple Heart.


Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

831 Fox's this day in history.


https://tinyurl.com/y428f3m3

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

832 NY's communist AG is trying to eliminate the NRA in NY through a bunch of filthy lies.


https://tinyurl.com/y3dldaf5

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

833 Pence rips into traitor Roberts.


https://tinyurl.com/y3ptyeeq

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

834 The controversial proposal to disband the Minneapolis Police Department will be left off the ballot in November, meaning voters won't get to decide on the issue until after the 2020 presidential election.


https://tinyurl.com/yymsvaqq

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

835 CNN filters out Biden's on the air gaffes.


https://tinyurl.com/y4b27lr8

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

836 75 years ago the US used the atomic bomb on Japan and here's why. It was the right thing to do at the time.


https://tinyurl.com/y6av7y8h

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

837 Biden calls for gov paid healthcare for illegal aliens.


https://tinyurl.com/yxmz4ej3

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

838 NY AG has a history of using her office for political attacks long before this stunt of suing the NRA. Using a public job for political attacks is against the law so why isn't she in jail.


https://tinyurl.com/y25hled8

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

839 Bite-Me tries to walk back his stupid black American diversity comment.


https://tinyurl.com/yy8gotw2

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

840 President Trump issued an executive order Thursday night that would see the social media platform TikTok banned within 45 days.


So he went ahead and did it.


https://tinyurl.com/yxkv2czt

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

841 I guess in Shitcago it is OK to discriminate against white students in violation of equal rights law.


https://tinyurl.com/y2txx773

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

842
The emmies and Academy awards are worthless now. Here is more evidence.


https://tinyurl.com/y4rpxvfa

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

843 Hasbro forced to pull its Trolls doll because they located the activation button underneath the doll's skirt between its legs. What ever idiot thought that up?


https://tinyurl.com/yyvmsw2s

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

844 Antifa rioters are now going after residential parts of Portland and attacking people. Sounds like they need a dose of lead.


https://tinyurl.com/y2wpz7sx

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

845 Farsebook is banning Trump political ads on their BS platform until after the election.


https://tinyurl.com/y675efej

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

846 Dan Crenshaw blasts Teen Vouge for an article calling for the end to private property rights. I have some news for both of them, private property rights ended a long time ago, it began with the EPA, then the so-called navigable waters act, and finally ended totally with the SCOTUS ruling in the infamous Kelo case which said the gov could take your property for a "public purpose" rather than the actual constitution which says "public use". Public purpose means anything the gov wants. Kelo was the worst SCOTUS ruling in its history of bad rulings.


https://tinyurl.com/yyokb4pr

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

847 Peelousy lashes out at Judy Woodrith and calls her an advocate for the Republican Party in their addtional $1T relief bill instead of commie Peelousy's communist $3T social spending welfare bill. I don't think we need any more spending on this crap. We will see a return the bad old days of Jimmy Carter when we had runaway inflation.


https://tinyurl.com/y5ts3kxr

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

848 (B)RAMIREZ[/B)


https://tinyurl.com/y57rwv55


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

849 This having a life shit is seriously impacting my commentary count.
***********

The latest attack on Trump is he is killing schoolchildren with his 'reckless' school reopening policies.

WaPo *spits* is leading the way, but I predict the Journolist V2.0 will be one that train today, tomorrow, as long as they are scoring any points.

And have to know they are praying to Moloch for a handy death to occur.

On the good news side, Trump's guy for the TN Senate won his primary easily, and on the Dem side their 'establishment' candidate lost to the more radical one.

And Poland is preparing for the 12k troops moving there from Germany. Poland spends their full 2% of GDP to NATO defenses, while Germany continues to suck monkey ballz at around 1.3% and their army couldn't stop an invasion from Lichtenstein.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 07, 2020 04:06 AM (Z4rgH)

850 test

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

851 824 ... You are gonna love that Henry 22 lever action. I have the basic 001 model. Operation is silky smooth and it is plenty accurate.

Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2020 04:07 AM (7EjX1)

852 I guess you can not use caps when entering those commands

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)

853 Teachers Union should be added to Antifa and BLM as Marxist organizations

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:09 AM (OjZpE)

854 I see what I did wrong now.

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:10 AM (mpXpK)

855 RAMIREZ

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:12 AM (mpXpK)

856 MLii was wondering is their anything you can take for Lyme disease?

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:38 AM (OjZpE)
---
the disease is treatable, but highly resistant to meds...

the patient needs to be seen by an Infectious Disease specialist well versed in therapies for it, and do exactly what they say.

best wishes to the patient for a good outcome.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 04:13 AM (FSBqz)

857 NY's communist AG is trying to eliminate the NRA in NY through a bunch of filthy lies.


https://tinyurl.com/y3dldaf5

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)


I'm not entirely sure it's all filthy lies, as there was some 'trouble' at the top of NRA leadership about spending, but it was no worse than the hanky-panky at the Red Cross, and certainly less than the shit that went on at the Clinton Foundation.

But what it is IS a selective prosecution. The NY AG ran on a platform of going after the NRA.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 07, 2020 04:15 AM (Z4rgH)

858 Oh but since the NRA has some loose spenders the entire organization should be abolished.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:17 AM (OjZpE)

859 >>MLii was wondering is their anything you can take for Lyme disease?
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:38 AM (OjZpE)

Right now I'm on antibiotics. Not sure, Skip as this us all new to me.

*note to self. Don't get up early, feed cats and go back to bed.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:17 AM (4SAyN)

860 >>the patient needs to be seen by an Infectious Disease specialist well versed in therapies for it, and do exactly what they say.

best wishes to the patient for a good outcome.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 04:13 AM (FSBqz)


Thanks, red.

The fatigue, headaches and joint/nerve pain are what's going on right now. From what I've read this masks many other diseases, and I already had some joint pain and nerve issues prior.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:22 AM (4SAyN)

861 test
Posted by: Vic


Vic is hereby awarded an A and honorary Ph.D.

Posted by: University of Miklos at August 07, 2020 04:24 AM (QzkSJ)

862 Yes, there are treatments for lyme disease, but the best thing is do not expose yourself to ticks. I do not let my cats outside and I treat my yard with insecticides.

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:26 AM (mpXpK)

863 Not sure when/where I got bit. Probably up north. Had I not noticed the bullseye rash, I would've never known, let alone know to get tested.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:30 AM (4SAyN)

864 847 Farsebook is banning Trump political ads on their BS platform until after the election.
https://tinyurl.com/y675efej
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

Break up the damn "trusts" already.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (BRkq2)

865 The rash came later. (Apparently yhat hapoens in some cases.) You couldn't seen a point of entry mark from the tick.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (4SAyN)

866 866 Break up the damn "trusts" already.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (BRkq2)

I say the best thing would be to make them follow the same regulations that everybody else has to follow.

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:34 AM (mpXpK)

867 Break up the damn "trusts" already.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (BRkq2)

I say the best thing would be to make them follow the same regulations that everybody else has to follow.
Posted by: Vic

Who was that "Bully Pulpit" fellow again?

Tell the Dems it was Franklin and capitalize on their ignorance and confusion.

Posted by: Miklos the Actual Historian with an expensive sheepskin to prove it at August 07, 2020 04:39 AM (QzkSJ)

868 My understanding is its Deer Ticks that are so small as to be unnoticeable, not the Wood Ticks I have to beat off with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:43 AM (OjZpE)

869
". We will clean the gun nuts out of congress and state legislatures."

Good deal rainmudgo.. about time we got rid of the commie
leftarded gun grabbers...hope your going for gov'ners too like coonman...

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:43 AM (pyQkH)

870 I'm outta here
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:45 AM (OjZpE)

871

Morning MLii,,, 59 going to 81 another beautiful day sorry to hear of

your pain from the lyme... wonder if cbd or pot would help since that's

what they give chemo patients for pain??

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:46 AM (pyQkH)

872 Yeah, Skip. Too small to see. I've had plenty of the other kind.


Have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:47 AM (4SAyN)

873 hope your going for gov'ners too like coonman...
Posted by: beanervt

Is there an emoji for "sad blackface"?

Posted by: Miklos, just axin' at August 07, 2020 04:48 AM (QzkSJ)

874

"Is there an emoji for "sad blackface"?"

If there is yet Miklos,,, I'm sure there will be one with a few more


insults on Blacks from Bunker Bite Me....You all think the same unlike
the Hispanics....

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:53 AM (pyQkH)

875

Instead of using tear gas on rioters I'd like to suggest a mixture that

causes uncontrollable bowel evacuating ... they can then dwell the the

same shit they like to throw at everyone else..

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:56 AM (pyQkH)

876

Love the doggie watching sports,, now that's human devotion..

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:58 AM (pyQkH)

877 Thanks, red.



The fatigue, headaches and joint/nerve pain are what's going on
right now. From what I've read this masks many other diseases, and I
already had some joint pain and nerve issues prior.





Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:22 AM (4SAyN)

---
my RL e-mail is in my nic, and i live with a pharmacist. contact me and we can chat at length.

we can point you to resources that you can take to your health care providers, and give you plain English translations of the med speak in them, and translations of what they say, albeit they are supposed to break it down from code to English when talking to you.

if they don't, stand your ground and insist on an understandable explanation. that's the law. if you need an advocate, find the most stubborn educated friend you know, and take them with you, telling the quacks they are your "advocate" and sign whatever forms needed (HIPPA) so that they can intercede or question on your behalf. the fatigue will drain you, so you need someone crotchety to cover your 6 when dealing with them.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 05:05 AM (FSBqz)

878 In news closer to home,, NH gov'nor has signed a bill

that will allow Flying Cars in their state ... not to include Lambos or Bentleys
or other exotics that try to defy the tire resistance holding them down but
the Jettson type autos of the future...

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:15 AM (pyQkH)

879 >>my RL e-mail is in my nic, and i live with a pharmacist. contact me and we can chat at length.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 05:05 AM (FSBqz)

Thank you! I will do so later this afternoon, adter work. I really appreciate it, red. I know no one who has this and reading stuff online, never sure what's good advice ir not.

At work now, so I will check comments later, too.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 05:15 AM (fInJv)

880 Going to go check out Sleeping Bear Dunes area today...our first foray out of normal AO since this BS all started. Its been some time since weve been up there

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2020 05:20 AM (SxBH1)

881

Michigans largest newspaper is urging voters there to vote out

Illhen whOmar for her ethical distractions and agenda of progtards

instead of working for the people of her district... This seems to fly in the

face of AOCrazio just calling her the center of morality for the jihadi
congressional squats....

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:22 AM (pyQkH)

882 Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth

Woof-Woof !

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 05:23 AM (arJlL)

883 850 test


tits

Posted by: tits at August 07, 2020 05:23 AM (YqED9)

884 tits
Posted by: tits


Extra points (!) for consistency.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift copy editor at August 07, 2020 05:29 AM (QzkSJ)

885 That newsgal picture took me forever to figure out. Now its so obvious.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 05:34 AM (Ed8Zd)

886 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)

887

Ahem,,, teats

Posted by: S at August 07, 2020 05:37 AM (G3Kkn)

888 Morning, all!

The hermit thrushes are playing their tiny silver flutes, each call spanning an octave and more.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 07, 2020 05:37 AM (RGqOy)

889
"Now its so obvious.

Posted by: LASue"

Flipped around would have saved a lot of looking around time....

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:39 AM (pyQkH)

890

LASue -

I started examining that newsgal pic from top to bottom.
Didn't see anything overly special till I got to the bottom,,, where my screen froze and wouldn't move.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Typical Male at August 07, 2020 05:43 AM (G3Kkn)

891 "Now its so obvious.

Posted by: LASue"

HA!

I looked and looked at the damn thing thinking it was something in the background? the words on the screen?

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 05:43 AM (vd8XM)

892 Thoughts and prayers to the NRA.

Lol

Posted by: It's dead at August 07, 2020 05:44 AM (rqFGS)

893 C`mon man. What I meant was they all look alike, not that they all think alike!

Posted by: Jivin Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 05:45 AM (yhf6w)

894

so I'm guessing piglousy is at the same dementia stage as bunker bite me..

when pressed with why they are still holding up aid to the people when

states gov and cities haven't spent their money's from a earlier gift from

the corruptocrats she accuses the reporter of working for the right in a very
huffy fashion...it's time for cognitive test for all congress critters along with

IQ test... fail either your out of the swamp

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:49 AM (pyQkH)

895

And the nic @887 was supposed to be Heinlein.

Posted by: Typical Male at August 07, 2020 05:51 AM (G3Kkn)

896 Just too much to grok this am.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2020 05:54 AM (XhWtx)

897 Consider this a warning. [CBD]

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:55 AM (pyQkH)

898 *screams incoherently*

Posted by: George Floyd at August 07, 2020 05:56 AM (ldmQR)

899 Ahem,,, teats
Posted by: S at August 07, 2020 05:37 AM (G3Kkn)

Bosoms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 05:57 AM (A5zUN)

900
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2020 05:58 AM (TtRPQ)

901 Now I have a ton of bat videos on my youtube page. Thanks ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 05:58 AM (A5zUN)

902
"
Ahem,,, teats

Posted by: S at August 07, 2020 05:37 AM (G3Kkn)



Bosoms."

Puppy's

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:01 AM (pyQkH)

903 I bought a paintball gun for shooting tree rats. Little bastards are being a little to naughty around here. Just a cheapy spring type to see if they like getting plinked with it. I would do something with a little more oomph, but that would require CO2 (OMG) or compressed air, and my experiences with pellet guns the CO2 (OMG) slowly leaks out and needs to be replaced after a week or two.

We'll see what happens. Sitting on the deck with a cold beer and doing range time

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

904 Puppy's
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:01 AM (pyQkH)

Sweater meat.*

*not one of my favorites- but evocative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 06:03 AM (A5zUN)

905 If Biden makes it to the WH...A new office of offical statements will be created. Much like in the movie 1984, the Presidents statements will be revised as needed, and what he just said will go down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2020 06:04 AM (1BIQV)

906
"Now I have a ton of bat videos on my youtube page. Thanks ace.



Posted by: Aetius451AD"

well here's a cat to go with your bats:

https://tinyurl.com/yxtwr9rk

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:05 AM (pyQkH)

907 Mornin'

That newsgal misunderstood the meaning of "tube top."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 07, 2020 06:08 AM (FtO5h)

908 And the rain has slooooowwwly disappeared out of the forecast for the next week.

So I get to water again today.YayYYYY

Hopefully the Karen comes by again to remind me of the water regs.

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

909 Hopefully the Karen comes by again to remind me of the water regs.
Posted by: Bruce

Tell her your having a transgender wet t shirt contest on your lawn

Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:14 AM (B7KlG)

910 Tell her your having a transgender wet t shirt contest on your lawn
Posted by: Jean

HA!

Or I could tell her I'm supporting BLM

Blooming Lives Matter

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

911

"That newsgal misunderstood the meaning of "tube top.""

Actually Guy,,, she has to do that to smile while working at

mslsdqrst fake news agency....

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:16 AM (pyQkH)

912 The farmers market had some local tomatoes. I see BLT's in my future this weekend.

Totally vegan BLT's ...must not upset the SJW's

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

913 The balls on that newsgal....

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:19 AM (6mkbP)

914 Totally vegan BLT's ...must not upset the SJW's
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

Where's the fun in that ?

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:20 AM (6mkbP)

915

"Hopefully the Karen comes by again to remind me of the water regs."


Is that when you turn the hose on her Bruce????

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:22 AM (pyQkH)

916 Thank you Lord for another day.

TGIF.

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:22 AM (6mkbP)

917 Where's the fun in that ?
Posted by: jsg

The finest soy, grown in a field of dreams, with only the best "all natural" flavors to give it a "bacon" flavor.
A touch of ground up peas to give it a texture and you got you self some tasty dog treats!

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:22 AM (vd8XM)

918 Is that when you turn the hose on her Bruce????
Posted by: beanervt

I should. She carries a bottle of water so she doesn't dehydrate on her 1.5 mile walk. Maybe cooling her down might help

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

919 Do you think SloeJoe is gaming while he's hiding in the basement?

JILLLLLL...more cheetos!

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

920 919 Do you think SloeJoe is gaming while he's hiding in the basement?

JILLLLLL...more cheetos!
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

I think he gets stuck behind the washer 3 times a week.

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:28 AM (6mkbP)

921 "Now its so obvious.

Posted by: LASue"

HA!

I looked and looked at the damn thing thinking it was something in the background? the words on the screen?

Posted by: Bruce

"Looking for dick
in all the wrong places........"

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:30 AM (arJlL)

922
I think he gets stuck behind the washer 3 times a week.
Posted by: jsg

I found a penny!

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

923 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 06:31 AM (3D/fK)

924 Still no updates on Ruthie, and her chills from almost a week ago?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 06:32 AM (3D/fK)

925 Still no updates on Ruthie, and her chills from almost a week ago?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

They were the good chills. Perfectly normal for a woman that's as buff as she is.
Nothing to see here, still doing her job reallyreally good

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

926

"I think he gets stuck behind the washer 3 times a week.

Posted by: jsg"

Or probably in it,,, playing space man...

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:34 AM (pyQkH)

927 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (IAtY2)

928 Looking at the big dam in China, I see they have shut down the outflow quite a bit, so I guess the crisis is over....See, China built works.../s

Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (1BIQV)

929 I think he gets stuck behind the washer 3 times a week.
Posted by: jsg

I found a penny!
Posted by: Bruce

Once, at a shopping mall, I kept finding dimes.

Turns out, I had a hole in my pocket; I kept finding the SAME dime !

And.....just like that.....my dreams of untold wealth were dashed !

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (arJlL)

930 Or probably in it,,, playing space man...
Posted by: beanervt

My space diapers are full!

Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

931

"
Still no updates on Ruthie, and her chills from almost a week ago?"

Nope VIA,,, takes time to figure out twitching problems in a

borg exoskeleton....not like working on a human don't cha know..

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:40 AM (pyQkH)

932 Tell her your having a transgender wet t shirt contest on your lawn
Posted by: Jean

HA!

Or I could tell her I'm supporting BLM

Blooming Lives Matter
Posted by: Bruce

Plant an old Obama/Biden sign, and water it. Don't worry Bifen doesn't know what year it is either

Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:42 AM (B7KlG)

933

"And.....just like that.....my dreams of untold wealth were dashed !"

You should have been finding quarters then you'd have been in the

the money JT.,,

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:43 AM (pyQkH)

934 Still no updates on Ruthie, and her chills from almost a week ago?"

Nope VIA,,, takes time to figure out twitching problems in a

borg exoskeleton....not like working on a human don't cha know..
Posted by: beanervt

The adventurers missed her phylactery again

Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:44 AM (B7KlG)

935

"My space diapers are full!"

Yeah Bruce,,, thats when dr jill comes in and hits spin cycle....


joey loves the warm spoo all over him

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:47 AM (pyQkH)

936 borg exoskeleton....not like working on a human don't cha know..
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:40 AM (pyQkH)

beep beep beep

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

937 "And.....just like that.....my dreams of untold wealth were dashed !"

You should have been finding quarters then you'd have been in the

the money JT.,,
Posted by: beanervt

Yesterday, I found a penny and a washer.

"Find a penny
pick it up
and all the day
you'll have good luck"

"Find a washer
pick it up
and all the day
you'll have a washer"

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (arJlL)

938 I can't see what ya'll are talking about with that news gal

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

939 The adventurers missed her phylactery again
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:44 AM (B7KlG)

You know, Dennis Miller's Holy Water Supersoaker solution from Bordello of Blood really was an unappreciated masterstroke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 06:49 AM (A5zUN)

940 938 I can't see what ya'll are talking about with that news gal
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

Work your way up the zipper on her blouse.

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:49 AM (6mkbP)

941 It is interesting to think about it.

John Lewis was dead before the public even knew that his health was degrading

Elijah Cummings died, in Hospice, before we even knew that his health had degraded.

What are the honest odds that we would be told of Ruthie slipping her mortal coil as soon as the joined the choir departed?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 06:50 AM (3D/fK)

942 A couple weeks ago, someone videoed a Disney Animatronic character that malfunctioned. It went wild....During the debate with Trump, I'd like to see that happen.

Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2020 06:50 AM (1BIQV)

943 I can't see what ya'll are talking about with that news gal
Posted by: Vic

Count your blessings......

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:50 AM (arJlL)

944 never ever apologize

Oakland Athletics coach apologises for unintentional Nazi salute

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at August 07, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

945 off dead scotus sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

946 940 Work your way up the zipper on her blouse.

Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:49 AM (6mkbP)

Still don't see anything.

Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

947

"I can't see what ya'll are talking about with that news gal

Posted by: Vic



Count your blessings..."

Or sue your ex for making sexual innuendo obsolete

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:55 AM (pyQkH)

948 "I can't see what ya'll are talking about with that news gal

Posted by: Vic

Look at her neckline; just look at the skin part; disregard her clothing.

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:56 AM (arJlL)

949 Mornin', all! We may make 1000 comments again!

An easy workout and small breakfast (well, sort of) this am. A nice run for the car today: I have to go up to my campus's mailroom to collect some mail, then to my office to distribute it, and Linda needs to water the mystery plant in the breakroom. Oh, and it's time to gas up the Buick again. Whee.

Tomorrow marks one year since I bought the Buick, and it has been unquestionably great. At 45K miles now, it has required only 2 oil changes/tire rotations, some filters, and my regular cleaning/detailing. Buick no longer makes sedans, so if I wanted to replace it and couldn't find a '17-'19 model, I'd have to go Japanese or German. The US car companies are slowly slicing their own veins open.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 06:57 AM (rpbg1)

950 Fuck You Gov Grabbott

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

951 It is interesting to think about it.

John Lewis was dead before the public even knew that his health was degrading

Elijah Cummings died, in Hospice, before we even knew that his health had degraded.

What are the honest odds that we would be told of Ruthie slipping her mortal coil as soon as the joined the choir departed?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

So, ya think Ruthie's really a dead parrot ?

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 07:00 AM (arJlL)

952 Nood Morning Report

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 07, 2020 07:01 AM (Do5/p)

953 Le NOOD

It be here


And shit!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 07:02 AM (3D/fK)

954 Still don't see the business with the Channel 9 newsgal. Her upper chest looks Photoshopped into place; is that it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 07:02 AM (rpbg1)

955

" The US car companies are slowly slicing their own veins open."

Yeah Wolfus,,, and it's not the design or builders it's the front office
smucks...selling the industry away.. with help from corrupt politicians

Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 07:04 AM (pyQkH)

956 Yu Meng, the Chinese-born Chief Investment Officer of Californias Public Employees Retirement System fund (CalPERS), abruptly resigned from his position late Wednesday.

he is member of Thousand Talents Program (TTP)

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

957 >Still don't see the business with the Channel 9 newsgal. Her upper chest looks Photoshopped into place; is that it?


LOOK FOR THE MASSIVE UPSIDE DOWN PENIS

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 07, 2020 07:12 AM (iTXRQ)

958 949

Buick no longer makes sedans, so if I wanted to replace it and couldn't find a '17-'19 model, I'd have to go Japanese or German. The US car companies are slowly slicing their own veins open.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 06:57 AM

Business decision. At least at the US car company at which I work.

Foreign auto companies dominate the market for sedans and do them well. And my company has not been making them well for years now.

So they made the decision a few years back to just take us out of the sedan market and focus on our bread-n-butter sellers (trucks, SUVs, mini-vans, etc.)

It makes sense for my company, as it was just wasted investment and resources on vehicles which were not going to sell. So better to take that investment and cost and put it into known sellers and maintain them best-in-industry vehicles.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 07, 2020 07:19 AM (Do5/p)

959 Have you ever thought about creating an ebook or guest authoring on other sites?
I have a blog centered on the same ideas you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information. I know my readers would enjoy your work.
If you are even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an e-mail.

Posted by: slope of hope at August 08, 2020 05:51 AM (UBorz)

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