AP Source: Biden Will Not Travel to Wisconsin to Attend His Own Nominating Convention

The Senile Old Man in the Plastic Bubble will remain in the basement.

Article here:

Former Vice President Joe Biden will not travel to Milwaukee for the Democratic National Convention.

Biden canceled his plans to travel to the convention because of growing coronavirus concerns.

Organizers said the decision was made after consultation with public health officials.

No speakers will attend the convention "to prevent risking the health of our host community as well as the convention’s production teams, security officials, community partners, media and others necessary to orchestrate the event," organizers said

Let's definitely send this guy to DC. He's certainly up for the job.

I mean, he's too frail to travel a couple hundred miles, and his brain is rotted garbage, but let's do what Bill Kristol says and elect him president for the 10-15 days this decrepit rapist will survive past inauguration.

Anyone think this decaying husk will be physically present for any debates he agrees to?

Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM




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1 BOOOOM!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)

2 Suck it, firsters.

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)

3 Please enjoy this computer generated simulation of what we THINK a Joe Biden presidential candidate would look like.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (datdl)

4
LOL, just willowed on this very thing!

I bet he's an absolute handful to travel with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (G51Gf)

5 Come on, man!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (q177U)

6 Going to be fun when he has to attend those international conferences.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ADat4)

7 Livin' on Cheetos and Ensure.

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (HEEq1)

8 No cops, no security.
I wouldn't go either.

Posted by: navybrat at large at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (w7KSn)

9 Why would he travel there when the DNC convention is going to be virtual only?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (GbPPJ)

10 Trump should cancel the election until the Democrats can prove that Joe Biden is real.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (datdl)

11 What are we going to do with all this paste?

Posted by: Milwakee Tourism Committe at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (xfb67)

12 No one wants to change his diapers on the plane.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'unblobbing before the MOME' at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Jx5Qs)

13 I'm sure this is completely normal.

Posted by: Weasel at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (MVjcR)

14 Is the choo choo broken?

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

15 Does our currency collapse start CW2?


Or does CW2 start before the collapse?

Posted by: $30 TRILLION NATIONAL DEBT at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (ktZTZ)

16 By the skin of me teeth

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (+Zv7d)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Maybe they can get Disney to make an animatronic Biden.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (4k/Uz)

19 Yeah, but I'll be going. Checkin' out the dick.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (sWM8x)

20 1 BOOOOM!!!
Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)

2 Suck it, firsters.
Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)

I have decided that I now self identify as a Male Lesbian of Cholar!

Therefore, due to Affirmative Action, I am now first.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

21 This is where the media will say "We don't have to be there either then", because if they do cover it, they'll have to talk about every embarrassing thing they take out or put into the platform. Ya' know, like when they took all reference to God out.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (3sOO0)

22 Will he at least be on a Zoom meeting so the Chinese can hack it and get all the info they need?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

23 I heard they got a lot of neeege-- uh, I mean colored folks up there in Milwaukee. You don't expect me to go catch Corvid 19 from them, do ya?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (HEEq1)

24 Maybe he just doesn't like cheese ...

Posted by: Adriane the Frommage Critic ... at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (LPnfS)

25 To be fair, seclusion is the only way Biden can win.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (svbBD)

26 This is pretty funny. They are publicly admitting the old fool isn't up to the job. His only virtue is not being Trump.

Vote for Shithead!! Cause he ain't Trump.

Yeah, that ought to sell....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

27 Kanye West made the ballot in Wisconsin, he probably figures there's no point in campaigning there.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

28 To be fair travel is scary for a dementia patient.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (0OmEj)

29 Stand up Chuck!

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (0jZnq)

30 Assuming he wins, and doesn't resign due to illness, would he actually move into the WH, or would he continue to operate out of the basement?

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (v16oJ)

31 6 Going to be fun when he has to attend those international conferences.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ADat4)

Biden: "You think you're tough, huh? Fight me!"

Foreign papers: "Unhinged lunatic declares war on North Korea, the lizard people, and the entire UN."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (fOUtz)

32 Suck it, firsters.

welp, you were first Curly
have at it

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (XTiHL)

33 Will he at least be on a Zoom meeting so the Chinese can hack it and get all the info they need?
Posted by: Sponge -



They've already got all the information they need.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (YxTUV)

34 As a resident of Milwaukee County, good.

Especially after all the police departments opted out (correctly) of crowd control a few weeks ago.

Also, he's a senile dolt being puppeted by people I can only assume hate him.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (qgUJH)

35 Before he called the reporter a junkie, Biden started to call him a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

Posted by: josephistan at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (Izzlo)

36 I know it's pointless to understand that if the positions were switched, Dems would have zero problems cancelling the elections.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (4k/Uz)

37 The Party of Glory Holes.

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (q177U)

38 No quippy queef-like replies from the NeverTrumpers?

Hmm. Perfect form.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (vIxqx)

39 It's a shame Stan Winston is gone.

He could've brought Joe Biden to Wisconsin.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (datdl)

40 Hillary: why should I go to Wisconsin.

Biden: Hold my beer.

Posted by: WisRich at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (teQyt)

41 Cheese makes it so I can't go poopy.
Dugout Joe

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (gmo/4)

42 Will he at least be on a Zoom meeting so the Chinese can hack it and get all the info they need?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 01:49 PM


I hear they can buy a freshly wiped server from someone in NY. Wiped with a cloth even.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 05, 2020 01:51 PM (3sOO0)

43 Convention starts the 17th.

Then Biden will officially be candidate.

Barr is going to have indictments in the next 11 days?

I think not.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (ZfRYq)

44 >>> Senile Old Man in the Plastic Bubble will remain in the basement


This is a much more accurate headline.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (xptlg)

45 And this guy has a better than even shot of being our next President.

Posted by: stourma at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (cgMvz)

46
No one wants to change his diapers on the plane.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'unblobbing

========

You jest, but I'm pretty sure the location of the nearest restroom is always an issue when traveling wiht him. Also the function of random objects that vaguely resemble commodes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (G51Gf)

47 from previous thread

If Trump wins they will do whatever it takes to stop the country from functioning.

--

IOW, the same as the first 3 years, 8 months of Trump's first term...
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2020 01:46 PM (O+I8R)


the big difference is that they have:

- an organized violent, psycho army alive and on the streets now
- social media and Google, etc are all in now - not even hiding it and ramping it up
- cops retiring and quitting in droves
- people forced to stay home, afraid
- the fear factor is through the roof now, the intimidation, the bullying, the mafia tactics on businesses, the identity politics

they think they have a wave going, a movement, an army

what they are lacking in understanding is what others have said. 2nd amendment.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (t4of4)

48 The Max Headroom candidacy

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (kA3Cp)

49 Trump should give a speech in Milwaukee that week.

Posted by: Fortcoins at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (duobB)

50 Joe will stay home to save the children from any carbons that could be released from unnecessary travel.

Posted by: Rachel Levine at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (IHxQZ)

51 44 >>> Senile Old Man in the Plastic Bubble will remain in the basement


This is a much more accurate headline.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 05, 2020 01:52 PM (xptlg)


Drooling Rutabaga.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

52 Hot tip for Dems: Don't print those ballot yet.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (XxJt1)

53 Senile Old Man in the Plastic Bubble will remain in the basement
---
Somebody should do a video of Biden as the Bubble Boy from Seinfeld.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (sWM8x)

54
As a resident of Milwaukee County, good.

Especially after all the police departments opted out (correctly) of crowd control a few weeks ago.

Also, he's a senile dolt being puppeted by people I can only assume hate him.
Posted by: Moron Pundit

=======

It's evil of me, but I was kind of looking forward to Chicago 1968 Round Two.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (G51Gf)

55 Milwaukee is a weird town. Last time I was at Miller Park my dad was wearing a Convention of States shirt and the ticket queue entry guy was berating him via megaphone that it won't work.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (/ZYFC)

56 22 Will he at least be on a Zoom meeting so the Chinese can hack it and get all the info they need?
Posted by: Sponge


"Ching! Your translation must be inaccurate! According to you, when the live stream was turned off, Biden said 'Hubbety ping-pong jackalope skidoo'. Our glorious comrade code-breakers could not decipher it! Must be wrong!"

"But sir, that's exactly what he said!"

"Off to the Uyghur concentration camp with you!"

Posted by: zombie at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (HEEq1)

57

What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

58 Has anyone looked at the various state laws dictating when the candidate has to be written in stone for ballots to be printed/distributed?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (CQ3Qb)

59 I can't climb all those steps!

Dugout Joe

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (gmo/4)

60 In the early days of Christianity, monks would seek out the most remote, godawful places they could find, and lived as hermits. Joe seems to be emulating them. I'm not sure that's a lifestyle suited to a president, though.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (v16oJ)

61 President Tank Abrams.

Or Keisha Lance Bottoms.

Choose your poison.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

62 Toresseli (sp-who cares) option. Who do you think they'll replace him with?

Sanders?
Moochelle?

Who is legally (ha!) Able to be on the ballot in each state?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (UYvk0)

63 No one wants to change his diapers on the plane.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'unblobbing before the MOME' at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Jx5Qs)
........

Maybe hILLRY could lend him the Scooby van with the industrial toilet. They could just strap him in back there.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

64 I heard somewhere (probably a political podcast) that Joe Biden was caught by a reporter LITERALLY being helped out of the grocery store, arm in arm, by one of the staffers.

Can anyone confirm this?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (xptlg)

65
They've already got all the information they need.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (YxTUV)


Good point.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Trump isn't going to Jacksonville, is he?

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (SpKeo)

67 At least the Nukular Football will have a proper code for Biden to enter for access*: 0-0-0-0-0-0.




*I am assuming, of course, that it hasn't been changed from what it was for 30 years, after it was revealed that this was, in fact, the code.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (BM2fS)

68 >>>welp, you were first Curly
have at it
Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 01:50 PM (XTiHL)

Team Boom, baby!

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (q177U)

69 And yet the Lincoln Project, stalwart conservatives that they are, is Tweeting that Biden is the *only* real option if we want to save our nation as we know it (*Do* we want to save our nation *as we know it*? I'm starting to wonder).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (uquGJ)

70 I saw Shtupping Hunter open for Decaying Husk at the Agora in '88.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)

71 Who shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (xfb67)

72 So a Democrat running for president of the United States of America who blows off going to Wisconsin?

I shan't believe it! I simply sha not!!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (BM2fS)

73 Please enjoy this computer generated simulation of what we THINK a Joe Biden presidential candidate would look like.


Biden is more of a Claymation candidate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

74 Trump should demand proof of life from the DNC. How do we know Biden isn't already stinking up a freezer somewhere?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (o2MD2)

75 I've already been to Muskegon. I've been there.

Me and Bart Starr used to chase the darkies off the beach.

Posted by: Basement Joe at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (88+cf)

76 67 At least the Nukular Football will have a proper code for Biden to enter for access*: 0-0-0-0-0-0.




*I am assuming, of course, that it hasn't been changed from what it was for 30 years, after it was revealed that this was, in fact, the code.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (BM2fS)


Biden's decoder ring:

Old and busted - Always Drink Your Ovaltine

New hotness - Always diddle your Ovulating Teen...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

77 C'mon man. Why would I be at the grocery store?

They don't even sell coloring books.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (vJCwr)

78

There was a video of him last week shuffleing out of a store, typical elderly small step dementia shuffle but the real tell was his handler - the CLASSIC forearm-forearm guide of dementia patients. This technique is taught as many dementia patients won't accept hand hold as too childish/restrictive but the forearm wrap works great for them...

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (YdEcD)

79 my prediction:
Biden will of course give his acceptance speech from his basement. We'll see him speak for 20 or 30 seconds; then an image of something like the Declaration of Independence as he speaks for another 30 seconds; then we see him again burt from a different angle; then an image of someone like Lincoln as Biden speaks for another 30 seconds; then hi again from the first camera angle; then another image of FDR or someone like that...

and so one and so on for maybe thirty minutes. This will take all day to actually record, because they will need to do multiple takes to make sure old Joe sounds clear and coherent. Don't be surprised if by the time he's done he looks like he needs a shave.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (4a9Vv)

80 {{{{JANE}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

81
What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)


My God.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (TdMsT)

82 I heard somewhere (probably a political podcast) that Joe Biden was
caught by a reporter LITERALLY being helped out of the grocery store,
arm in arm, by one of the staffers.


I couldn't tell you what building he was leaving, but I've seen the clip. There's a woman holding his arm and guiding him like he just came out of surgery and is still under the influence.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (v16oJ)

83 74 Trump should demand proof of life from the DNC. How do we know Biden isn't already stinking up a freezer somewhere?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (o2MD2)


"i know, right?"

- - Ruth Barely Grinning

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (s2VJv)

84 69
And yet the Lincoln Project, stalwart conservatives that they are, is
Tweeting that Biden is the *only* real option if we want to save our
nation as we know it (*Do* we want to save our nation *as we know it*?
I'm starting to wonder).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (uquGJ)


As "they" know it means being puppets to the Chinese, so yeah that makes sense.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (CQ3Qb)

85 Laverne and Shirley live in Milwaukee and they scare me.

Joe


Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (gmo/4)

86 74 Trump should demand proof of life from the DNC. How do we know Biden isn't already stinking up a freezer somewhere?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 05, 2020 01:55 PM (o2MD2)

Taxidermied and stored in a cabinet like Jeremy Bentham.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

87 >>> Biden will of course give his acceptance speech from his basement.

It'll be taped ahead of time, with so many obvious edits - that democrats will ignore and pretend weren't there.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (SpKeo)

88 I bet he's an absolute handful to travel with.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 01:47 PM (G51Gf)
........

The hard part is keeping him updated on where he is.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (v0R5T)

89 Pepperidge Farts Remember*:

@MZHemingway 6m

Biden said he'd name VP pick around August 1, but he's having trouble picking/rolling it out and timing keeps slipping. Lucky for his campaign, media are non-plussed by the delays or suggesting it's a sign of problems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (vIxqx)

90 @75

Thanks. I nearly peed myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

91 heard somewhere (probably a political podcast) that Joe Biden was caught by a reporter LITERALLY being helped out of the grocery store, arm in arm, by one of the staffers.

Can anyone confirm this?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (xptlg)

Yep.


Video was on Twitter.

Posted by: Ha at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (ktZTZ)

92 @57 JJ Sefton-".........being that I'm your step-mom and your father has been gone a lot lately"

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (0jZnq)

93 On August 5, 2016, one poll had Hillary up by 15.
Yes, by 15 points.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (aO8Gd)

94 Laverne is a little scary.

Posted by: eleven at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (QLf0x)

95 I still think that Dr. Jill Biden will speak at the convention, when she tearfully informs them that Joe cannot be their candidate, and they must nominate Kerry/ Cuomo / Newsom / Generic White Democrat Male to replace Joe and keep on fighting for women and minorities.

Posted by: rd at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (+0uDE)

96 81
What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)


My God.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (TdMsT)


Are you aghast or is that a compliment?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

97 57

What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

Good Lord...and yet, not beyond the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

98 Sponge!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (ptqGC)

99 See 78

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (YdEcD)

100 Do the Dems want to win this election?


Or do they want four more years to cause trouble to blame Trump and the GOP for, and to prepare for 2424?

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (l3+k2)

101 The Biden campaign is just trying to avoid Joe saying how great it is to be in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (LMs+g)

102 99 See 78


Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (YdEcD)


Don't tell me what to do!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (xfb67)

103 I wanna be on Team Boom too!

Posted by: Beirut at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (a4EWo)

104

Are you aghast or is that a compliment?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)


Both, Dear JJ!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (TdMsT)

105 Enough booze and cocaine and there's no telling what can happen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

106 email the other day from Bernie Sanders:

If you believe in democracy, if you believe in science, if you believe in justice and workers' rights, let me be very clear:

The next 93 days may very well be the most important in our country's history. Donald Trump must be defeated.
.....Donald Trump is, at his core, an authoritarian leader who does not believe in democracy.

Donald Trump, emulating demagogues throughout history, believes that he is above the law and need not follow the dictates of the Constitution. He was impeached because he has shown absolute contempt for Congress and the separation of powers.

[and so on and so on.]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (4a9Vv)

107 What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

Unlikely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (oDRcK)

108
On August 5, 2016, one poll had Hillary up by 15.
Yes, by 15 points.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 05, 2020 01:57 PM (aO8Gd)

-----

WHY AM I NOT UP BY 50 POINTS!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (+0uDE)

109 You all realize Trump is not going to NC to the convention now either. He is talking about accepting the nom from the WH.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (msgkq)

110 102 99 See 78


Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 05, 2020 01:58 PM (YdEcD)


Don't tell me what to do!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (xfb67)


"Plagiarist!!"

- - Lesley Gore

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (s2VJv)

111 Trump oughtta show up outside the convention and loudly ask "Where's Joe??" "Where the heck is Joe??"

This could be really fun for a classic Trump troll!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (CjFDo)

112 Trump should surprise Joe at the first debate.

"Joe, I'd like you to meet someone." Arkansas baby mama and child come onstage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

113 Jill Biden is on pornhub ?

Posted by: Yo! at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (Ou7Yf)

114 It is to laugh.

Posted by: nip at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (yoqcZ)

115 https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk
********
Bocephus for the "Rons" & "Ettes"

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (mrA4z)

116 "If you believe in science." Such a stupid phrase.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (oDRcK)

117 (or even 2024)

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (l3+k2)

118 my prediction:
Biden will of course give his acceptance speech from his basement. We'll see him speak for 20 or 30 seconds; then an image of something like the Declaration of Independence as he speaks for another 30 seconds; then we see him again burt from a different angle; then an image of someone like Lincoln as Biden speaks for another 30 seconds; then hi again from the first camera angle; then another image of FDR or someone like that...

and so one and so on for maybe thirty minutes. This will take all day to actually record, because they will need to do multiple takes to make sure old Joe sounds clear and coherent. Don't be surprised if by the time he's done he looks like he needs a shave.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (4a9Vv)

I can see them doing this.
Good point.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (gtdYu)

119 This is all moot. If Dems get their wish for a mail only election they will win no matter what. Which is why they dont really give a fuck about what Biden does or does not do.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (miiX6)

120 What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

100%. Gimmie 30 minutes...

Posted by: CGI Guy at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (YdEcD)

121 112 Trump should surprise Joe at the first debate.

"Joe, I'd like you to meet someone." Arkansas baby mama and child come onstage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC)


Is it wrong that I laughed like a hyena at this?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (TdMsT)

122 Trump's not attending his either.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (FtO5h)

123 Jill Biden must be a real piece of work. What a horrible wife, and mother.

I mean really.

Posted by: nip at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (yoqcZ)

124
What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

Unlikely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (oDRcK)

Think accessibility.

Posted by: Loyal Campaign Worker at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (+0uDE)

125 "If you believe in democracy, if you believe in science, if you believe in justice and workers' rights,"

I "believe" in all those things. Problem is, I don't believe democrats.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (xfb67)

126 They don't do coronations like they used to. No Greek columns. No adoring crowds. No nominee. Nothin'

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (hYcqw)

127 Or do they want four more years to cause trouble to blame Trump and the GOP for, and to prepare for 2424?
Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (l3+k2)

They are playing the LONG game

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (gtdYu)

128 121 112 Trump should surprise Joe at the first debate.

"Joe, I'd like you to meet someone." Arkansas baby mama and child come onstage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC)


Is it wrong that I laughed like a hyena at this?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (TdMsT)

Laughing per se, no. The hyena part...questionable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

129 meanwhile, in private, Bernie is still furious that he didn't get the nomination

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (4a9Vv)

130 I'm sure this is completely normal.
Posted by: Weasel at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (MVjcR)

It's the New Normal. Completely FUBAR, but the new normal.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (z79tQ)

131 Ok, looked it up. Jill is Hunters biological mother. Yeah, thats gross.

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (0jZnq)

132 Hey, you tell Sundown that there will be greeting party in Milwaukee of schoolgirls with freshly washed and coiffed hair and ol'Joe's nose will began to stiffen and then.....the Pastemobile takes a hard left turn and is Milwaukee bound.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (aibhY)

133 101
Great response Ladyl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (eTZoJ)

134 112 Trump should surprise Joe at the first debate.



"Joe, I'd like you to meet someone." Arkansas baby mama and child come onstage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC)


Didn't Trump have Juanita in the audience at his debate will Hillary?

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (l3+k2)

135 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (4a9Vv)

Which dictates of the Constitution is Bernie specifically referring to and which actions of Trump indicate this? Bernie would have no answer because it's more hair on fire blather for the base.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (oDRcK)

136

I go back to why "Doctor" Jill is always by Biden's side. Obviously he's gone, so there is that. Could be the one and only simple answer. But what if... they are grooming her, and showing her, making her visible as "Biden" for potus. She takes over speeches, she is doing interviews.

Maybe slip her in as the Joey sub because the are one in the same in ideas. "Moderate." ha
And she is now a household face and name.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (t4of4)

137 DOCTOR Jill Biden in Naughty Nurses II

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

138 up to now, Presidents with physical and mental issues were in office when the health issue started. This is really unprecedented. We are supposed to accept someone as a candidate that is too frail to campaign? Remember when Thomas Eagleton had to drop out as VP candidate because he went to a shrink once?

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (JKNZq)

139 Laughing per se, no. The hyena part...questionable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)


You see, Insom, we haven't met IRL.

When I laugh, I laugh like a hyena.

It's my best thing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (TdMsT)

140 "Anyone think this decaying husk will be physically present for any debates he agrees to?"

Debates don't matter. Elections do. Pointing out the decrepitude of their candidate changes no Dem voters' minds.

The Dems want only this: to defeat Trump. Their plan is to win 2020 via cheating, no matter who their candidate is. If they get a marxist female BIPOC VP, that's just icing on the cake for them.

Posted by: gp at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (qpX6U)

141
I heard somewhere (probably a political podcast) that Joe Biden was caught by a reporter LITERALLY being helped out of the grocery store, arm in arm, by one of the staffers.

I couldn't tell you what building he was leaving, but I've seen the clip. There's a woman holding his arm and guiding him like he just came out of surgery and is still under the influence.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM


Hillary was tossed head-first face-down into a van & their true believers did not care nor would admit there was anything physically wrong with her

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you can protest in person
You can vote in person
(& bring your ID)
at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (DUIap)

142 the big difference is that they have:

- an organized violent, psycho army alive and on the streets now
- social media and Google, etc are all in now - not even hiding it and ramping it up
- cops retiring and quitting in droves
- people forced to stay home, afraid
- the fear factor is through the roof now, the intimidation, the bullying, the mafia tactics on businesses, the identity politics

they think they have a wave going, a movement, an army

what they are lacking in understanding is what others have said. 2nd amendment.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


All true but:

1. Only in a few locations that have been clearly reported upon for the rest of the US to see

2. Yes, the biggest problem, but again, they are not ethereal entities. They actually have a physical locations and are entirely dependent upon them.

3. Retiring and doing what exactly? Sounds like they might needs a hobby. I can think of a couple.

4. & 5. Some of them aren't going to be happy about it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (vIxqx)

143 Regarding the 'Splody Dope Event in Beirut yesterday, here's the famous "Dead Cameraman's Eye View" of the blast:

www.tinyURL.com/y6ttyhzc


He was about two blocks away.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (BM2fS)

144

Yates doesn't remember anything.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (t4of4)

145 We must be decisive. Every thought directed toward a goal. This planet can become a paradise, if we are willing to pay the price. As each cell in the body works with discipline and harmony for the good of the entire being..

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

146 139 Laughing per se, no. The hyena part...questionable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)


You see, Insom, we haven't met IRL.

When I laugh, I laugh like a hyena.

It's my best thing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (TdMsT)

I see now I have much to look forward to.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

147 No discussion of Trump's disastrous Axios interview? He knows absolutely nothing correct about any subject. Thinks the US has the lowest COVID death rate in the world, when it's actually the highest per capita.

Posted by: No at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (y64pE)

148 I'ma beat this horse a little more.

The aerial side-by-side before and after pics of Beirut seem to show the explosion took place right at waterside. I'm reminded of the USS Barb, which actually torpedoed a Japanese train in WWII. Could that possibly be what happened here?

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (XxJt1)

149 his is all moot. If Dems get their wish for a mail only election they will win no matter what. Which is why they dont really give a fuck about what Biden does or does not do.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (miiX6)

Yes , they'll win--after six months of counting, another six months of litigation --when it goes to the SCOTUS to decide and Roberts is the swing vote giving it to Biden.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (gtdYu)

150

Senator Leahy, "let her finish the question, just because she's a woman.."

what an a hole

I really hate them all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:05 PM (t4of4)

151 Joe is just "doing his part", "We're all in this together" thing. Good for him.
signed: The AmeriKarens

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 05, 2020 02:05 PM (DB16e)

152 I see now I have much to look forward to.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (NWiLs)


You have no idea.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:05 PM (TdMsT)

153 couldn't tell you what building he was leaving, but I've seen the clip. There's a woman holding his arm and guiding him like he just came out of surgery and is still under the influence.
Posted by: pep at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (v16oJ)

Do you have a link?

Posted by: spypeach at August 05, 2020 02:05 PM (Up/Jb)

154 Let's definitely send this guy to DC. He's certainly up for the job.

Ha! I'm already in DC! ...aren't I?

C'mon, man!

Posted by: Hidin' Biden at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (ugwJg)

155 Trump should surprise Joe at the first debate.



"Joe, I'd like you to meet someone." Arkansas baby mama and child come onstage.


I do hope she's at least in the audience at one debate, in the front row. If Trump could get Bill's victim's to show up, why not at least ask her if she'd like to attend?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (SchxB)

156 If Biden had multiple personalities he would have .001 .

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (pB6Gt)

157 What are the odds that the dems would have 2 candidates in a row that were old decrepit fraudsters with obvious signs of corruption and questionable mental state?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (xfb67)

158


*trickle* *trickle*

*wets pants*

Posted by: Joe Biden - beaming at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (luzVb)

159 notso, I think the problem with Eagleton was that he had electroshock therapy, hence the nickname Buzz.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (a4EWo)

160 You know, the Dems extending the COVID panic and trying to squelch political rallies has another purpose -
it gives them an excuse to keep Biden in the basement and off the campaign trail, where he'd wilt almost instantly.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (/b08H)

161 Senator Leahy, "let her finish the question, just because she's a woman.."

what an a hole

I really hate them all
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:05 PM (t4of4)

If a Republican Senator said that, she'd probably say, "I don't need your help senator, I can stand up for myself."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (gtdYu)

162 re 147:

We're number one!!!

Gov Cuomo

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (4a9Vv)

163 Or do they want four more years to cause trouble to blame Trump and the GOP for, and to prepare for 2424?
Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (l3+k2)

If man is still alive

Posted by: josephistan at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (Izzlo)

164 @148 creeper-What would a Japanese train be doing in Beirut?

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (0jZnq)

165 You know, the Dems extending the COVID panic and trying to squelch political rallies has another purpose -
it gives them an excuse to keep Biden in the basement and off the campaign trail, where he'd wilt almost instantly.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:06 PM (/b08H)

Keeps Trump from doing rallies

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (gtdYu)

166 Insom, you'll love Ladyl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

167 133 101
Great response Ladyl!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (eTZoJ)


Darling {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (TdMsT)

168 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (arJlL)

169 re: silver - taking advantage of the current situation to sell some excess stuff - don't think I'll be able to plop down a 5 oz ATB and the store for meat. Wish I'd got more 90% but it is what it is, have a nice stash of half dollars that I enjoy.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (/ZYFC)

170 Senator Leahy, "let her finish the question, just because she's a woman.."



what an a hole


Exactly.


Hey assholes! How about we treat Sally the Scurrilous Bitch the same way you treated Bill Barr?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (luzVb)

171
Re the video of Biden not being able to find a waiting car as he exits a store.

He actually has TWO handlers in that vid. One on his right narrows the area around him and swats away possible distractions, the one on his left drags him to his destination.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (G51Gf)

172 @148 creeper-What would a Japanese train be doing in Beirut?
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (0jZnq)


How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (t+qrx)

173 I was looking forward to Creepy Joe and his Veep recreating the opening of Laverne and Shirley to start the convention.

Posted by: Squiggy at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (CW4Ad)

174 Do you have a link?

Posted by: spypeach


Unfortunately, no.

Posted by: pep at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (v16oJ)

175 Keeps Trump from doing rallies
Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (gtdYu)

That too, but I think the damage control effort may actually be the prime motivator.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (/b08H)

176 Thinks the US has the lowest COVID death rate in the world, when it's actually the highest per capita.
Posted by: No at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (y64pE)

Nope, and when you back out the nursing home states, it's far better.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (SpKeo)

177 166 Insom, you'll love Ladyl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)


{{{Jane}}}

You are one of the queens of the Texas Mome!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (TdMsT)

178 Not sure what the story is behind the Paste eating....can someone put me some knowledge please?

Posted by: DooDad at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (SnLSx)

179 131 Ok, looked it up. Jill is Hunters biological mother. Yeah, thats gross.
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (0jZnq)


Didn't know. He's a psycho crack addict but that's probably a no go.

His brother and dead in-law on the other hand...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

180 Skipping Wisconsin? Thankfully the Dems learned nothing in 4 years.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (lRrON)

181 If No was a real commenter, he would have read this article this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/y3tumywr

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (JKNZq)

182 Trolls are sad again to know BadTouch Biden is going to lose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (vIxqx)

183 Consulting with public health officials? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (Zmnko)

184 Hillary was tossed head-first face-down into a van & their true believers did not care nor would admit there was anything physically wrong with her

and two hours later she was seen on a sidewalk in front of her apartment hugging a little girl like nothing had happened

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (XTiHL)

185 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

186 138 up to now, Presidents with physical and mental issues were in office when the health issue started. This is really unprecedented. We are supposed to accept someone as a candidate that is too frail to campaign? Remember when Thomas Eagleton had to drop out as VP candidate because he went to a shrink once?
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (JKNZq)

Not only did he see a shrink, but he got shock treatment! In 1972, that was a bad, bad deal.

But you're right. President Wilson was essentially an invalid for the last portion of his term due to a stroke. (No 25th Amendment then of course.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (ejsiI)

187 57 What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)


A woman doing her stepson? Someone should give this scenario to the porn industry.

Posted by: jwest at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (/BlEx)

188
It's evil of me, but I was kind of looking forward to Chicago 1968 Round Two.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 01:53 PM (G51Gf)

---------------

It's easy to hope for that when you're more than, say, 20 miles from it.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (qgUJH)

189 Not sure what the story is behind the Paste eating....can someone put me some knowledge please?
Posted by: DooDad



It's classy.

Posted by: eleven at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (QLf0x)

190 Yes, you know, I'm a team player. Joe can borrow my bollard anytime.

Posted by: Hillary at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (l3+k2)

191 164 @148 creeper-What would a Japanese train be doing in Beirut?
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (0jZnq)


"The backstroke!"

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

192 "USS Barb, which actually torpedoed a Japanese train in WWII"

They didn't torpedo it. They swam ashore and planted explosives.

Thunder Below was required reading when I went to Sub School.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (1ISKN)

193 164
@148 creeper-What would a Japanese train be doing in Beirut?

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (0jZnq)


Good question. I hear the Japanese have a horrible sense of direction.The Barb's battle flag is a hoot. It has all these symbols of watercraft destroyed...and a train at the bottom.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (XxJt1)

194 Could be. Was trying to go off memory of what happened to Eagleton, instead of looking it up.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (JKNZq)

195 I heard somewhere (probably a political podcast) that Joe Biden was caught by a reporter LITERALLY being helped out of the grocery store, arm in arm, by one of the staffers.

Can anyone confirm this?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (xptlg)
------------------------------------

So this is two elections in a row where the democrat candidate is physically unable to handle the rigors of the campaign, let alone the office itself.

I'm sure that's just an accident, otherwise the puppetmasters are really letting their hands show here.

Posted by: Boots at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (oGBso)

196 I wonder if other countries would count a motorcycle accident death as Covid19 related?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:10 PM (4a9Vv)

197 Jill Biden must be a real piece of work. What a horrible wife, and mother.

I mean really.
Posted by: nip
.......

She's not their mother.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (CjFDo)

198 Hi, No.

You know you're not being paid enough to troll lil' ole Spades.

So, why? Are you full hate? Rage? Suck your own?

Get help.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (vIxqx)

199 Yates doesn't remember anything.

But she sure has a metric fuckton of second-hand opinions about Trump and his administration.
Flips those opinions on and off like a light switch.


[D]

|^|
[R]

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (luzVb)

200 179 131 Ok, looked it up. Jill is Hunters biological mother. Yeah, thats gross.
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (0jZnq)


Hey, they're democrats - so everything is fine.

Posted by: jwest at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (/BlEx)

201 Off sock. Joe Biden at Sub School is terrifying.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (1ISKN)

202 New York and New Jersey have the the highest death rate per capita. By far, it isnt even close. France and UK have higher death rates per capita than the US.

Everything liberals think they know is a lie.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (miiX6)

203 Ok, looked it up. Jill is Hunters biological mother. Yeah, thats gross.
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (0jZnq)


Didn't know. He's a psycho crack addict but that's probably a no go.

His brother and dead in-law on the other hand...
=====

Still wouldn't put it past the disgusting bastards. This is the same type of people who fuck little kids.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (vg8iE)

204 Why did the GOP cancel their convention???

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (bDqIh)

205 They didn't torpedo it. They swam ashore and planted explosives.


You're right. I forgot. But they still got to claim it.

I guess I'm out in left field with the torpedo theory.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (XxJt1)

206 Biden's acceptance speech will not be live - it will be taped, in segments, and each segment will feature a different background relating to each "issue."
This will enable his handlers to do multile takes of each segment until he gets it right, and then past the segments together to make it appear as one continuous coherent speech.

Posted by: wethal101@hotmail.com at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (ZzVCK)

207 > Hillary was tossed head-first face-down into a van & their true believers did not care nor would admit there was anything physically wrong with her

and two hours later she was seen on a sidewalk in front of her apartment hugging a little girl like nothing had happened
Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:09 PM (XTiHL)


It was a warm day. People have seizures all the time when it's warm out. Just going stiff and bouncing off curbs left and right. Doesn't mean a thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (t+qrx)

208 {{{Ladyl}}}
{{{Jane D'Oh}}}

Insom has no clue

But I think he is getting the general idea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (eTZoJ)

209 No way Joe has to actually visit Wisconsin to win election. Ask me how I know...

Posted by: President Hillary Clinton at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (knNho)

210 67 At least the Nukular Football will have a proper code for Biden to enter for access*: 0-0-0-0-0-0.




*I am assuming, of course, that it hasn't been changed from what it was for 30 years, after it was revealed that this was, in fact, the code.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 01:54 PM (BM2fS)

Actually, that was the code in the Permissive Action Links for the individual ICBMs. 0-0-0-0

The civilian side of the Pentagon was really, really scared of the military starting a war inadvertently, so they demanded PALs on all the nuclear weapons. The military side really wanted to be able to fight a nuclear war if something went wrong, so they agreed to PALs and just set them to zeros, so the troops in the silos could do their job if required.

Posted by: rd at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (+0uDE)

211 201 Off sock. Joe Biden at Sub School is terrifying.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (1ISKN)


"Listen, Fat! Jarrod ordered a foot long with cheese!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (s2VJv)

212 119 This is all moot. If Dems get their wish for a mail only election they will win no matter what. Which is why they dont really give a fuck about what Biden does or does not do.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (miiX6)


This scares the sh!t out of me:

https://youtu.be/yaLeahyu1hI

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (TdMsT)

213 Hunter Biden boinked his dead brother wife right?

Posted by: Yo! at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (Ou7Yf)

214 "136

I go back to why "Doctor" Jill is always by Biden's side. Obviously he's gone, so there is that. Could be the one and only simple answer. But what if... they are grooming her, and showing her, making her visible as "Biden" for potus. She takes over speeches, she is doing interviews.

Maybe slip her in as the Joey sub because the are one in the same in ideas. "Moderate." ha
And she is now a household face and name.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (t4of4)"



The Mc Caskill's of Missouri did this with his Senate seat, as I seem to recall.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (OWgiM)

215 This is all moot. If Dems get their wish for a mail only election they will win no matter what. Which is why they dont really give a fuck about what Biden does or does not do.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:01 PM (miiX6)
For anybody thats been listening and watching Trump , including a big segment on F and F this am, theres barely a day that goes by now that Trump does not get at the cheating. It's ALL about the cheating now.
Biden is ...does not matter.
If its all in on cheat by mail in then the Communists 'win'.
The Dems just this week locked up--pending Trump's court challenge--Nevada via cheat by mail.
If the Dems will do a coup in broad daylight, and they did, they are not going to hesitate to cheat by mail. You can see that the Dems intoned to assure that those 77,000 votes, total, that swung Wisconsin, Michigan And Pennsylvania to Trump in 2016 dont somehow get 'cancelled ' out in the mail this time.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (aibhY)

216
Taxidermied and stored in a cabinet like Jeremy Bentham.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

-----------

Tub of ice, like Key Pittman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (mht8P)

217 We really need to step up our rhetorical game - stop using "basement" and start saying Biden is "hiding in his spider hole."

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (+v+zN)

218 178
Not sure what the story is behind the Paste eating....can someone put me some knowledge please?

===

He's an idiot. Idiots eat paste. Ergo, sum, he eats paste

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (l3+k2)

219 Keeps Trump from doing rallies
Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:07 PM (gtdYu)

That too, but I think the damage control effort may actually be the prime motivator.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (/b08H

Right. But the contrast of Trump energetically holding massive rallies and Joe hiding in the basement would be so stark that even the dopiest LIV would notice.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (gtdYu)

220 re USS Barb: wasn't there a post about that in the sidebar a few weeks ago? Must have linked to a youtube video.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (4a9Vv)

221 15 Does our currency collapse start CW2?


Or does CW2 start before the collapse?
Posted by: $30 TRILLION NATIONAL DEBT at August 05, 2020 01:48 PM (ktZTZ)

National debt is ONLY BAD if the treasuries are held by China. ALL OTHER DEBT IS 100% OK.

Just pay them off, because they are BAD. Then we can run up the debt AS MUCH AS WE WANT!!!

Posted by: American voters at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (ejsiI)

222 Why go forward with either convention?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (ODaO0)

223 The other family cokehead is Ashley.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

224 Biden was given a cognitive ability test in which he was asked to find Wisconsin on a map. He couldn't find it. Just like Hillary.

Posted by: wethal101@hotmail.com at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (ZzVCK)

225 Yes , they'll win--after six months of counting, another six months of litigation --when it goes to the SCOTUS to decide and Roberts is the swing vote giving it to Biden.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (gtdYu)

Wrong. The Dems think they can drag this out like Bush vs. Gore. When Trump declares victory over the legitimate same-day count, he'll be free to crack down on the media and Congress.

Don't you remember 2016? I genuinely thought they would cancel the election or declare martial law as things dragged on. If Obama thought the insurance policy would fail, that absolutely would have happened. This time, Trump will not permit weeks upon weeks of cheating.

Posted by: trev006 at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (3EUn/)

226
It's easy to hope for that when you're more than, say, 20 miles from it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit

=======

I know, but I'd like to think morons would be properly self-protected etc. Some hot Dem-on-Dem violence would be -- come to think of it who am I kidding? It would all be blamed on Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (G51Gf)

227 Posted by: hogmartin at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (t+qrx)

After, who among us can say that they have never been tossed into a van after leaning on a bollard?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (eTZoJ)

228 Oops I crapped my pants again

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (93ra7)

229 Hi, No.

You know you're not being paid enough to troll lil' ole Spades.

So, why? Are you full hate? Rage? Suck your own?

Get help.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (vIxqx)


right?

No sounds like an idiot. Such a worthless comment.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (t4of4)

230 171
Re the video of Biden not being able to find a waiting car as he exits a store.

He actually has TWO handlers in that vid. One on his right narrows the area around him and swats away possible distractions, the one on his left drags him to his destination.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:08 PM (G51Gf)


He was looking for the only car memory that's left in his memory cells - a '67 Pontiac Bonneville.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (AMIL/)

231 Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:11 PM (vIxqx

No has already admitted that he is a sock. He repeats arguments from his leftist relatives .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (oDRcK)

232 Joey WILL travel to Scranton for his funeral.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (WX+x0)

233 Trump's campaign should do a "Weekend at Bernie's" parody using Joe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, who hopes John Roberts retires asap at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (knNho)

234 152 I see now I have much to look forward to.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (NWiLs)


You have no idea.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:05 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

235 He's an idiot. Idiots eat paste. Ergo, sum, he eats pastePosted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (l3+k2)


Ok, thanks

Posted by: DooDad at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (SnLSx)

236 Joe Biden was caught by a reporter LITERALLY being helped out of the grocery store, arm in arm, by one of the staffers.

I saw that back in 2020. But that was two censuses ago.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (ugwJg)

237 214 "136

I go back to why "Doctor" Jill is always by Biden's side. Obviously he's gone, so there is that. Could be the one and only simple answer. But what if... they are grooming her, and showing her, making her visible as "Biden" for potus. She takes over speeches, she is doing interviews.

Maybe slip her in as the Joey sub because the are one in the same in ideas. "Moderate." ha
And she is now a household face and name.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:03 PM (t4of4)"



The Mc Caskill's of Missouri did this with his Senate seat, as I seem to recall.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (OWgiM)

Mrs. Wilson essentially ran things (to the extent that she could) under President Wilson post-stroke.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (ejsiI)

238 I thought "No" was a sock, reflecting the stupid lib comments that person hears from their family.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (vg8iE)

239 Why did the GOP cancel their convention???
Posted by: Lizzy


Downside vs. Upside.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (vIxqx)

240 Silver spot price $26.98
Good spot price $2044.00

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (YxTUV)

241 But the contrast of Trump energetically holding massive rallies and Joe
hiding in the basement would be so stark that even the dopiest LIV
would notice.



Unfortunately, America has fallen in love with it's fear of Covid 19.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (luzVb)

242

We need to get the kids back in school. Sick of this too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (t4of4)

243
Not sure what the story is behind the Paste eating....can someone put me some knowledge please?
Posted by: DooDad


https://youtu.be/TysbdQ4qwEo

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (G51Gf)

244 Does he remember that he needs to pick a VP?

Posted by: IC at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (a0IVu)

245 What are the odds that Jill Biden is schtupping Hunter?
______________

Zero.

She's way too old for him. He likes the hot-bodied young 'uns, not the wrinkled grannies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

246 After, who among us can say that they have never been tossed into a van after leaning on a bollard?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (eTZoJ)


I mean, if you want to get all technical, then sure, neither myself nor anyone else I know have ever been tossed into a van like a bag of gravel, leaving behind one shoe on the curb like a leathery-winged shrieking reptilian harpy Cinderella, but that's just anecdotal.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (t+qrx)

247 Mom, is that a new strap-on or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (sWM8x)

248 Damn the judge didn't grant a restraining order against dickhead DeWine's last call order as the case goes forward.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (u/HW3)

249 No has already admitted that he is a sock. He repeats arguments from his leftist relatives .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (oDRcK)


good to know

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (t4of4)

250 I thought "No" was a sock, reflecting the stupid lib comments that person hears from their family.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



That's what they claimed.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (YxTUV)

251 She's way too old for him. He likes the hot-bodied young 'uns, not the wrinkled grannies.
======

Uh huh.

Gimme a garden hose and a watermelon and let's get this party started!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (vg8iE)

252 Mrs. Wilson essentially ran things (to the extent that she could) under President Wilson post-stroke.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (ejsiI)

I'm sure, but a doctorate in "educational leadership" is singularly worthless, and there's no way in hell they will let her on the same stage as Donald Trump knowing that.

Hillary Clinton was generally in better physical health than Joe is now, and Joe is a more viable candidate than Jill Biden. At least Joe "won" primaries.

Posted by: trev006 at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (3EUn/)

253
Posted by: No at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (y64pE)

You believe Chinese statistics? That's cute.

If only you cared as much about auto accident fatalities or flu deaths.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (ejsiI)

254 The Senile Old Man in the Plastic Bubble ...

________



The Trump campaign should start manufacturing and marketing Bobblehead Biden Dolls in a Plastic Bubble.


When you insert your knuckles into its front hole, it plays a random Dementia Joe soundbite in a Max Headroom or Mr. Magoo voice.

Posted by: ShainS at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (41cY4)

255 240 Silver spot price $26.98
Gold spot price $2044.00

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (YxTUV)


Parker Schnabel is definitely getting laid.

Posted by: jwest at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (/BlEx)

256 I'm thinking of the Presidential election like I think of Social Security. I don't include SS when planing for my financial future and I don't include Trump winning when planning for my future survival.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (ODaO0)

257 Sour juice came out my front tail.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (1ISKN)

258 And pretending to be a leftist on ASHQ forum is probably a better way of dealing with family leftist stupidity than bashing them over the head with a fire poker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (oDRcK)

259 220
re USS Barb: wasn't there a post about that in the sidebar a few weeks ago? Must have linked to a youtube video.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (4a9Vv)


There was and it did. That's what got me started learning about the Barb. What a boat! And that captain was indomitable. It's a shame they scrapped her.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (XxJt1)

260 If --- God forbid --- Biden is elected, I do not believe he will easily be removed from office.

The Dems and Pravda (BIRM) are all pretending that he is perfectly competent. They will be reluctant to do a 180 degree turn on that lie.... as long as his imbecility does not interfere with their agenda.

And he will NOT go quietly. This POS has been craving the WH for decades. He will not go voluntarily. I don't see Jill giving up the WH readily either.

We could see all kinds of Byzantine, cut-throat jostling for power and influence, with Jill playing a pivotal role.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (M/9m0)

261
We need to get the kids back in school. Sick of this too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (t4of4)

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It's not enough that teachers have to buy their own supplies because schools are grossly underfunded, you want them to DIE to!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (mht8P)

262 https://youtu.be/TysbdQ4qwEo

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (G51Gf)

Thanks Ms. Morticia. That clears it up.

Posted by: DooDad at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (SnLSx)

263 Where's my Trans Am?

Posted by: Joey B at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (l3+k2)

264 208 {{{Ladyl}}}
{{{Jane D'Oh}}}

Insom has no clue

But I think he is getting the general idea!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (eTZoJ)

Ummm...a bit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

265 The civilian side of the Pentagon was really, really scared of the military starting a war inadvertently, so they demanded PALs on all the nuclear weapons. The military side really wanted to be able to fight a nuclear war if something went wrong, so they agreed to PALs and just set them to zeros, so the troops in the silos could do their job if required.

Posted by: rd



My late Father was a Titan II silo commander in Arkansas back in 1963 - 65, but I never had a chance to ask him about this issue.

Being him, I assume he'd have told me it was classified and to stop asking him questions that endangered national security.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (BM2fS)

266 Do i still get cheese?

Posted by: Uncle Joe. at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (Vy7tf)

267 Mrs. Wilson essentially ran things (to the extent that she could) under President Wilson post-stroke.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2020 02:15 PM (ejsiI)

I'm sure, but a doctorate in "educational leadership" is singularly worthless, and there's no way in hell they will let her on the same stage as Donald Trump knowing that.

Hillary Clinton was generally in better physical health than Joe is now, and Joe is a more viable candidate than Jill Biden. At least Joe "won" primaries.
Posted by: trev006 at August 05, 2020 02:17 PM (3EUn/)


Plus, Jill is white. I forgot about that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (t4of4)

268 In 2016 Dems did not cheat (much) because they were sure Hillary would win in a blowout. In 2020 they are going to steal every vote they can in fucking Wyoming if they have to.

Other than Trump nobody in the useless piece of dog shot we call the GOO seems to care.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (miiX6)

269
Hunter Biden boinked his dead brother wife right?
Posted by: Yo!


Yes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

270 It's not enough that teachers have to buy their own supplies because schools are grossly underfunded, you want them to DIE to!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (YxTUV)

271 Trump is talking about doing the convention remotely as well, so... shrug I guess. Weird times.

That sidebar thing about Matt Drudge is very informative and interesting. He's certain that Matt never sold the site and explains his change this way:

Matt Drudge wants to be the big kingmaker who makes things happen. Basically, he wants to matter, to be the big shot. And he thinks taking Trump down is his chance to be the main man, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

272
>>Organizers said the decision was made after consultation with public health officials.

I think public health officials recommend keeping demented elders indoors and not over-stimulating them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (G51Gf)

273 The private schools here are all opening. At the doc's on Monday, the football team of the big private school across the street was practicing. No masks.

The public skools tho...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

274
The Conservative Case for Drooling Senile Wrecks as President.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (mht8P)

275 Matt Drudge wants to be the big kingmaker who makes things happen. Basically, he wants to matter, to be the big shot. And he thinks taking Trump down is his chance to be the main man, again.
=====

Plus it helps him score cock.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (vg8iE)

276 I still am baffled by him taking a knee in front of his childhood home. First, he inexplicably makes a pilgrimage to it every election cycle -- but then recently he took a knee.

Confuzzled brain, I think. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (bDqIh)

277 We need to get the kids back in school. Sick of this too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Imagine what could be done in terms of remaking the curricula of schools into a more dynamic and patriotic thing...

Then again it would take a group of professions who have offered words of reform for decades.

It would take something on the order of a Grand Old Party...

but no...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (vIxqx)

278 *spares a sympathetic thought for Insom*


It looks like you're going to meet more than one earthy broad.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (XxJt1)

279 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (TdMsT)

As well it should, there's a lot of research on this constant background indoctrination of large populations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (eTZoJ)

280 It's elder abuse. And I'm not saying I feel sorry for Joey Fingers. But it's a crime to mistreat dementia patients, even if they are r@pists and p3d0phil3s.

Posted by: setnaffa at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (eaJqd)

281 Trump is talking about doing the convention remotely as well, so... shrug I guess.


Remote conventions are patriotic.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (luzVb)

282
No speakers will attend the convention

Then why have one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

283 You know typically family members are big time campaigners and working on the presidential election, when they are adults.

Funny how Hunter Biden is basically a ghost huh? Just vanished.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

284 The cheating and chaos that are coming is going to be unprecedented.


3rd world style election.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (ktZTZ)

285 Does he remember that he needs to pick a VP?
Posted by: IC


The only thing he is allowed to pick is the flavor of pudding.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (vIxqx)

286 Regarding the 'Splody Dope Event in Beirut yesterday, here's the famous "Dead Cameraman's Eye View" of the blast:

www.tinyURL.com/y6ttyhzc


He was about two blocks away.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (BM2fS)



Poking around in Google Earth, the camera view is consistent with the guy being on Chafaka St, just a little north of Armenia St, pretty much right next to the headquarters of EDL, the national power company of Lebanon.

That puts him about 0.4 miles away from the center of the warehouse in question...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (ZSK0i)

287 >>Matt Drudge wants to be the big kingmaker who makes things happen. Basically, he wants to matter, to be the big shot. And he thinks taking Trump down is his chance to be the main man, again.


Pretty sure Drudge is now hands-off at Drudge Report after selling it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

288 Posted by: No at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (y64pE)

You believe Chinese statistics? That's cute.

If only you cared as much about auto accident fatalities or flu deaths.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33



As I keep saying to anyone who'll listen, about 1.4 million Americans have died of all causes since this CoVid-19 Hysteria started in January, but for some odd reason, the only deaths anyone seems to care about are the ones absolutely nobody believes are accurate: The Alleged Yellow Peril Death Count.

Which seems a bit suspect to me.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (BM2fS)

289 Plus, Jill is white. I forgot about that.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (t4of4)


For now, she is.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, Biden Campaign Consultant at August 05, 2020 02:22 PM (PiwSw)

290 Joe Biden can just take hydrochloroquine as a prophylaxis

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2020 02:22 PM (3aI0K)

291
Thanks Ms. Morticia. That clears it up.
Posted by: DooDad

======

You're welcome! Life Imitates Simpsons is always a useful guide to meme origination.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:22 PM (G51Gf)

292 No has already admitted that he is a sock. He repeats arguments from his leftist relatives .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:14 PM (oDRcK)


OK, but why.

Why not go by "shit my commie relatives actually believe" or something, so it's not indistinguishable from troll comments. Do we not have enough troll content already? I can start posting from the raimondo generator.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 05, 2020 02:22 PM (t+qrx)

293 Keeping schools closed is not about schools. It is about the economy. It will force many people to quit their jobs and depress the economy further. If Biden wins on Nov 4th all schools will magically be safe to reopen.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:22 PM (miiX6)

294 Does Druge matter any more? The right can't stand him and the left doesn't trust him. Good luck with that kingmaker thing, Matt.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:23 PM (XxJt1)

295 It's not enough that teachers have to buy their own supplies because schools are grossly underfunded, you want them to DIE to!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Slowly

Posted by: Jean at August 05, 2020 02:23 PM (Zdq/J)

296 That puts him about 0.4 miles away from the center of the warehouse in question...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy



Good detective work.

I saw an aftermath video late last night that seemed to show that the grain elevator actually survived the blast. Which seems crazy based on that explosion.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:23 PM (BM2fS)

297
Funny how Hunter Biden is basically a ghost huh? Just vanished.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=====

Good point. The Trump kids were arguably essential to his election.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:23 PM (G51Gf)

298 273
The private schools here are all opening. At the doc's on Monday, the
football team of the big private school across the street was
practicing. No masks.

----

No face masks? Man that won't work out well.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 05, 2020 02:23 PM (DFZnL)

299 Funny how Hunter Biden is basically a ghost huh? Just vanished.
_________

He's got a full-time job hiding from process servers and trying to find secretive foreign banks where he can stash his ill-gotten pay-offs from Ukraine, China, and others, so that the IRS can't get at it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (k4dH2)

300 On the bright side, think of the dread living in the hearts of Dems right now.

How high would your anxiety be if your candidate was noticeably senile, you had an army on anarchists torching cities under your flag, and an opposing candidate that wins at everything and nothing can stain. And no one on your side voicing the [moderate] policies you actually do believe in.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (UYvk0)

301 Page Six is reporting that NBC News has layoff coming

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (3aI0K)

302 Which one of you girls wants to give me a back rub? The girl who gives the best back rub gets to be VP.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (B4NJA)

303 So the official vote count for WA state hasn't been updated since 10:20 last night.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (JKNZq)

304 Remember when Hunter was going to campaign with Joe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

305 As I keep saying to anyone who'll listen, about 1.4 million Americans have died of all causes since this CoVid-19 Hysteria started in January, but for some odd reason, the only deaths anyone seems to care about are the ones absolutely nobody believes are accurate: The Alleged Yellow Peril Death Count.

Which seems a bit suspect to me.
Posted by: Sharkman

How many people died of Ili (influenza like illness) last year, whats the annual average, or more important the 2sigma distribution

Posted by: Jean at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (Zdq/J)

306 Where's my Trans Am?
Posted by: Joey B


On the front lawn where you left it:

Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

preview.tinyurl.com/yxb9abzl

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (vIxqx)

307 301 Page Six is reporting that NBC News has layoff coming
Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2020 02:24 PM (3aI0K)


What I love about life:


There are moments of joy like this nearly every day.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (TdMsT)

308 This move also gives permission for the VP pick to appear on video from her home. Allowing Kamala's or Susan's white husband to be kept out of sight for a while longer.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

309 I don't think the Democrats realize how much the "Biden is too senile to be President" meme has stuck with the average low-info voter. It's becoming a stigma that won't be broken and will cause casual voters to reject him.

Trump is cruising to reelection and the Democrats seem unable to stop it.

Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (ZR7kf)

310 Matt Drudge wants to be the big kingmaker who makes things happen. Basically, he wants to matter, to be the big shot. And he thinks taking Trump down is his chance to be the main man, again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

He can want all he wants, it'll be a cold day in hell before I ever vote for another Bush-style Neocon.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (/b08H)

311 Biden wins the sympathy vote after he chokes on his Halloween candy and dies. I would say our next preznit is Karen Bass but the left won't tolerate any criticism of Cuba communism.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (AgR7f)

312 >>Remember when Hunter was going to campaign with Joe?

I'm so old I remember when Joe was going to campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)

313 303

Buick trunks take time to empty out, you know?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (miiX6)

314 Pretty sure Drudge is now hands-off at Drudge Report after selling it.

I dunno, in that sidebar piece the guy who wrote the book on him is very sure he would never, ever do so, that his ego and sense of self worth is too tied into the site. He also points out that Drudge was never conservative. Drudge describes himself as libertarian but as the author notes, that can mean any of 80 things and he worked to get Obama elected, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

315 Made a mistake above. I thought Biden only had one child with his first wife that had been killed in a car accident with her. Apparently Hunter and the other that died of brain cancer also belonged to the first wife.

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (0jZnq)

316 126 They don't do coronations like they used to. No Greek columns. No adoring crowds. No nominee. Nothin'
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 05, 2020 02:02 PM (hYcqw)


No Greek columns because the liberals have banned styrofoam.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (zeX4K)

317 Ummm...a bit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (NWiLs)


Just remember, you won't need tire irons in Texas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (eTZoJ)

318 294 Does Druge matter any more? The right can't stand him and the left doesn't trust him. Good luck with that kingmaker thing, Matt.
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:23 PM (XxJt1)

It seems to be a complete blind spot to these idiots. That they will either be welcomed with open arms by the left and get the same status level they had on the right or that once Trump is gone everyone will start listening to the jagoffs that spent four years insulting everyone.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (u/HW3)

319 I saw an aftermath video late last night that seemed to show that the grain elevator actually survived the blast. Which seems crazy based on that explosion.

Sort of. The back side of it did. Hopefully they can recover the grain from the still standing side.

As for video guy, I'd bet he worked for the electric company and popped out to film the excitement. Oops.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (ZSK0i)

320 another thoery of mine: big city Democrats always save a few boxes of ballots from the 95 percent pro Dem districts. If the Dem for say Gov wins, no issue. If the Dem loses, the Dems demand a recount and low and behold, they found a box of ballots they missed the first time!

and one thing we will almost certainly never learn the truth about: it's been claimed that in FL in 2000, many ballots were taken for a ride and someone blindly poked holes through the spot for Gore in the butterfly ballot. If the vote was for Gore, no difference, but if the vote was for Bush then the ballot had a punch for two candidates and was rejected by the machine

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (4a9Vv)

321 How can you not know if Drudge sold the company or not? That info is public no?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:27 PM (miiX6)

322 A real troll is an identifiable name with a connection to the comment it posted.


No is not a real troll. No is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:27 PM (XxJt1)

323 I know, but I'd like to think morons would be properly self-protected etc. Some hot Dem-on-Dem violence would be -- come to think of it who am I kidding? It would all be blamed on Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:13 PM (G51Gf)
-------------

Oh, I was ready. Very ready.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at August 05, 2020 02:27 PM (qgUJH)

324 Once again we are exasperated to report Joe Biden has gone missing. He was last seen in the residence wearing his midnight blue pajama pants, the ones with little space rockets all over them, and his favorite Fruit Of The Loom tighty-whitey "mask".

If found, please call the number on his bracelet or tweet the campaign and we will come pick him up! Thanks in advance for your assistance.

Posted by: Biden Campaign Spokesmammal at August 05, 2020 02:27 PM (knNho)

325 This will be like a 19th century campaign.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2020 02:27 PM (ZfRYq)

326 Ummm...a bit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:18 PM (NWiLs)


*gestures toward loins*

Gird that shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 05, 2020 02:27 PM (t+qrx)

327 Lol, Hrothgar.

Sadly, I won't be at the TX MoMe this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

328
Other than Trump nobody in the useless piece of dog shot we call the GOO seems to care.
Posted by: Asshoes


Grand Old Ooze?
Ochre?
Ouchies?
Oroboroseses?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (vIxqx)

329 Has anyone asked Biden about Tara Reade lately? I wonder if he even remembers that he raped her.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

330
By the way, just saw the "Hell no I won't take a cognitive test" on MSNBC. They cut off the part where he can't say "fitness."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (G51Gf)

331 Here is some drone footage of the blast area in Beirut:

https://tinyurl.com/500-ft-crater


Doesn't look like the grain silo complex exploded, but it was certainly wrecked.

500 foot crater and damage out to 2 km, looks like.


Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (BM2fS)

332 You know typically family members are big time campaigners and working on the presidential election, when they are adults.

Funny how Hunter Biden is basically a ghost huh? Just vanished.
====

But I'm sure he's being paid by the campaign

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (Cthdf)

333 By the way, just saw the "Hell no I won't take a cognitive test" on MSNBC. They cut off the part where he can't say "fitness."

She's dropped out of sight... Either payoff or threats?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (Zmnko)

334 John Durham? John Durham to the courtesy phone please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, who hopes John Roberts retires asap at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (knNho)

335 289 Plus, Jill is white. I forgot about that.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 02:19 PM (t4of4)

For now, she is.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, Biden Campaign Consultant at August 05, 2020 02:22 PM (PiwSw)


Schroedinger's Honky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (zeX4K)

336 and one thing we will almost certainly never learn the truth about: it's been claimed that in FL in 2000, many ballots were taken for a ride and someone blindly poked holes through the spot for Gore in the butterfly ballot. If the vote was for Gore, no difference, but if the vote was for Bush then the ballot had a punch for two candidates and was rejected by the machine
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:26 PM (4a9Vv)

Florida is shenanigans all the way down.

Ballot boxes are always mysteriously found for days after elections, nearly 100% Democrat, and party officials whine and cry until the state ignores its own chain of custody laws and election codes and validates them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (/b08H)

337 I feel the debates turning into a ZOOM session with Artificial Intelligence Joe Biden debating the Real Donald Trump

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (3aI0K)

338 How many people died of Ili (influenza like illness) last year, whats the annual average, or more important the 2sigma distribution
Posted by: Jean at August 05, 2020 02:25 PM (Zdq/J)

Let's not confuse the discussion with this math and misleading statistics stuff!
Trust your betters to give you the info you really need to know!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:30 PM (eTZoJ)

339 An ex so called conservative pimping for the left is a cottage industry. Drudge figured lets see where it leads. Scarborough has made a nice career out of it.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:30 PM (miiX6)

340 It would be awesome if Joe had a brain fart and admitted, proudly, that he raped Tara Reade. And if he just blurted it out during the a debate.

*prays so hard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

341 279 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:12 PM (TdMsT)

As well it should, there's a lot of research on this constant background indoctrination of large populations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:21 PM (eTZoJ)


It's chilling, isn't it?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:30 PM (TdMsT)

342 Does Druge matter any more?

From what he says, websites used to crash when they got a Drudge link. Now they get a lot of traffic, its one of their biggest stories of the day, but its not overwhelming.

So he's still kinda big just not nearly as big as he used to be.

He's also an incredibly insufferable jerk, supposedly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

343 Grand Old Ooze?
Ochre?
Ouchies?
Oroboroseses?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (vIxqx)

Outhouse.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:30 PM (/b08H)

344 would they really want Rice for VP? The Trump campaign will run lots of ads about Rice lying about what happened at Benghazi. Of course, Rice will be ok with Biden if they tell him she comes with maple syrup and banana slices.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:31 PM (4a9Vv)

345 I'm attending the World Paste Eating Championship instead. Priorities.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:31 PM (EgshT)

346 Let's be honest, we're reaching national security level insanity here. If this guy survives long enough to win the White House and be sworn in, you will have hostile nations taking advantage of the delay it takes to get somebody to make decisions, and get him to mark his X on whatever he needs to.

And he won't be able to field calls, or go places or do anything else a President needs to be PHYSICALLY able to do.

Either these people admit they're perpetrating a fraud or they admit he's not capable.

There is no third choice here.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2020 02:31 PM (hku12)

347 He won't remember he agreed to debates.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 05, 2020 02:31 PM (IxDhF)

348 "If you believe in science." Such a stupid phrase.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

With the exception of biology. The people who squawk about 'Science' believe that a biological male can be transitioned into a female and vice versa.

Posted by: Cheri at August 05, 2020 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

349 It would be awesome if Joe had a brain fart and admitted, proudly, that he raped Tara Reade. And if he just blurted it out during the a debate.

"I'll still vote for him over Bad Orange Man!!!!1!!!1!"
--demented leftist

500 foot crater and damage out to 2 km, looks like.

But only 100 dead, honest!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

350 So let me get this straight.. Biden says he can't go anywhere because health "officials" say it's too dangerous and Trump is out everywhere? Who do you want to have representing you in the World?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 02:32 PM (Zmnko)

351 Doesn't look like the grain silo complex exploded, but it was certainly wrecked.

500 foot crater and damage out to 2 km, looks like.


Posted by: Sharkman



That silo complex spared the area behind it. Took the brunt of the blast and deflected it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:32 PM (YxTUV)

352 Ace, that is a lie. Joe Biden is not just a rapist, he is a pedophile too.
====

Ballot boxes are always mysteriously found for days
after elections, nearly 100% Democrat, and party officials whine and cry
until the state ignores its own chain of custody laws and election
codes and validates them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:29 PM (/b08H)

===
See also recounts. When a republican wins a recount there is always another recount until the donkey communist wins. Then no more recounts because the correct type of person has won, a communist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

353 Sadly, I won't be at the TX MoMe this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

Understand that, but you will be missed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (eTZoJ)

354 278 *spares a sympathetic thought for Insom*


It looks like you're going to meet more than one earthy broad.
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:20 PM (XxJt1)

Heh. It certainly looks that way, doesn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

355 500 foot crater and damage out to 2 km, looks like.

But only 100 dead, honest!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



That's the bodies that were found. No telling how many were simply vaporized.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (YxTUV)

356 @shipwreckedcrew

Is DC Circuit preparing to remove Judge Sullivan from the Flynn case?

https://tinyurl.com/y3axkyxe

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

357 Dems dont really like Biden. So if he wins and resigns a month in, nobody will really care since they probably like Kamala or Rice better anyway.

Imagine Jeb doing hat with a Palin type VP. We would all be pretty happy about it.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (miiX6)

358 It's insane that the "Don't let anyone see him" strategy would have any chance of working at all, yet here we are...

Posted by: Allie at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (vmRc0)

359 would they really want Rice for VP? The Trump campaign will run lots of ads about Rice lying about what happened at Benghazi. Of course, Rice will be ok with Biden if they tell him she comes with maple syrup and banana slices.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:31 PM (4a9Vv)


Maybe they're brazen enough to do it, but the only reason Rice makes any sense is so she can run cover for Team Obama.

Otherwise, I'm not sure how her name is even in the mix.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (hku12)

360 sidebar: Derek Hunter podcast interview with author of new book about Matt Drudge

Super interview. So, Drudge (who has been dead to me for some time) has no political compass at all and simply follows the money.

That puts him right in with the rest of the Grifter Class.

Sounds like a damn weirdo too, and I don't mean because he's gay.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (FtO5h)

361 The Bidens should all be put in jail, but that is beside the point.
I thought he left the underground bunker and skipped town to the Jersey short.

Posted by: Kurtz at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (h+6I8)

362 Posted by: Cheri at August 05, 2020 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

They also believe that life begins whenever a woman "feels" that it's a baby. If you suddenly feel like you don't want to be a mother when the baby is in utero at six months-well o.k..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (oDRcK)

363 327 Lol, Hrothgar.

Sadly, I won't be at the TX MoMe this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)


Oh Jane. I'm so sad about this.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (TdMsT)

364 I'm reminded of the USS Barb, which actually torpedoed a Japanese train in WWII. Could that possibly be what happened here?
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (XxJt1)

The Barb's captain and crew sank just about everything Japanese in the Pacific. When they ran out of seaborne targets, they started sinking trains.

Posted by: troyriser at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (pr6Sg)

365 356 @shipwreckedcrew

Is DC Circuit preparing to remove Judge Sullivan from the Flynn case?

https://tinyurl.com/y3axkyxe
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

========

That would be a wonderful ending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 02:35 PM (UWqZJ)

366 Is DC Circuit preparing to remove Judge Sullivan from the Flynn case?

I doubt it but it would be the right move. Someone should be on the case and wrap it up one way or another, because they're violating Flynn's constitutional rights with the pointless delay but whether you can get DC judges to agree to that is another issue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

367 It's not a basement, it's my pastecave. Paste must be kept at a specific temperature and humidity to retain its freshness.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:35 PM (KUFsG)

368 But the contrast of Trump energetically holding massive rallies and Joe
hiding in the basement would be so stark that even the dopiest LIV
would notice.


Unfortunately, America has fallen in love with it's fear of Covid 19.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 05, 2020 02:16 PM (luzVb)

Yep. Sad. Trump has no choice because of the MFM., but Biden could go and the MFM would cover for him and hail him a hero.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2020 02:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

369 After Tuesday's deadly blast in Beirut which Lebanon's PM linked to 2,750 tons of ammonium nitrate which had unsafely sat in storage on the port going back to 2013, the governor of Beirut has estimated the damage is so pervasive throughout the city as to have left hundreds of thousands homeless.


I think it is safe to say, this would NEVER happen in a joe biden presidency. This is more evidence that Trump is dangerous to the entire world!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 02:35 PM (TUFji)

370 It's insane that the "Don't let anyone see him" strategy would have any chance of working at all, yet here we are...
Posted by: Allie at August 05, 2020 02:34 PM (vmRc0)


With corporate media providing cover for him, I guess they think it might work.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (hku12)

371 Joe just misunderstood. It's not "If Joehamad won't go to the mountain, the mountain will come to Joehamad."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)

372 I predict Susan Rice of Democrat VP.
She is a liar, but that never disqualified any Democrat before.
She
has never run for public office so the paper trail will be more complex
to track. This also means she hasn't made lots of promises. Best for
her, she has had executive experience.
The immediate downside is .. "which state is she from ?" She is a DC creature. As such, she becomes more of political NO-OP.

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (3aI0K)

373 "If you believe in science." Such a stupid phrase.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

With the exception of biology. The people who squawk about 'Science' believe that a biological male can be transitioned into a female and vice versa.
Posted by: Cheri at August 05, 2020 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

And that math is racist.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (/b08H)

374
Imagine Jeb doing hat with a Palin type VP. We would all be pretty happy about it.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (miiX6)

---------

I'd like it better if Trump put a modern JJ Angleton type on the ticket, and then resigned.

And then let the games begin. Give the Communists an actual reason to be afraid for their worthless lives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (Tm4zg)

375 Doesn't look like the grain silo complex exploded, but it was certainly wrecked.

500 foot crater and damage out to 2 km, looks like.



And interesting aside: if you take Alex Wellerstein's Nukemap calculations as a surrogate to generate the heavy blast damage radius for a groundburst, a yield of about 2.5 kT (a guess from yesterday based on fireworks factory explosion data) gives a pretty decent match to the photo in the "What Just Blew Up in Beirut?" article from this morning's J.J. news roundup.

The 240 ton back-of-the-envelope estimate from the article doesn't begin to do it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (ZSK0i)

376 319 I saw an aftermath video late last night that seemed to show that the grain elevator actually survived the blast. Which seems crazy based on that explosion.

Sort of. The back side of it did. Hopefully they can recover the grain from the still standing side."

that drone video footage shows the grain elevator from the top; consider that it was all concrete and that the side facing the explosion is mostly gone; that's an impressive amount of solid concrete that was atomized in the blast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (Kpl3J)

377 >>That would be a wonderful ending.

The author is a 22 year career federal prosecutor now in private practice. He has some really good insight into the movements by the various players involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

378 Hmmm, I wonder if Hillary had tried the groundhog strategy? Would she have actually done 'better'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2020 02:37 PM (A5zUN)

379 >>> Regarding the 'Splody Dope Event in Beirut yesterday, here's the famous "Dead Cameraman's

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (BM2fS) <<<


Here's a pretty famous bomb explosion photo:

https://tinyurl.com/y234uuxb

"A Japanese bomb explodes on the flight deck of USS Enterprise, August 24, 1942 during the Battle of the Eastern Solomons. Smoke from an earlier bomb hit can be seen in the upper left of the photo."

The photographer was uninjured from what I've read.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

380 "Fireworks factory" LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

381 378 Hmmm, I wonder if Hillary had tried the groundhog strategy?

Had to have worked better than her ground faceplant strategy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:39 PM (FtO5h)

382 Someone needs to make a poster of Joe with a single tear rolling down his cheek .

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 05, 2020 02:39 PM (lgiXo)

383 378 Hmmm, I wonder if Hillary had tried the groundhog strategy? Would she have actually done 'better'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2020 02:37 PM (A5zUN)


And not given a speech in which she called half of the voters "deplorable" and "irredeemable?"

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 05, 2020 02:39 PM (TdMsT)

384 Damn Italians scrapped the USS Barb. At least it was in their possession when it was scrapped.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 02:39 PM (ODaO0)

385 >>Super interview. So, Drudge (who has been dead to me for some time) has no political compass at all and simply follows the money.

That puts him right in with the rest of the Grifter Class.
- - -

Ah, OK.

IIRC, in the past year Drudge sold his dad's website to Google and as part of the deal, switched to google ad service for his site, and THAT is when the tone on his site drastically changed.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 02:40 PM (bDqIh)

386 A Japanese bomb explodes on the flight deck of USS Enterprise,
=====

She's packin' quite a wallop! Shields weakening!

Posted by: Scotty at August 05, 2020 02:40 PM (Cthdf)

387 The 240 ton back-of-the-envelope estimate from the article doesn't begin to do it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent



Do a 2700 ton back of envelope estimate.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:40 PM (YxTUV)

388 I think it was 2006 in Wash State where the Dem for Gov finally won after like three recounts. Lots of missed votes turned up in King county (Seattle.) A guy named Stefan Sharkansky (sp...) began looking at voter rolls and discovered numerous people whose addresses included court houses, abandoned buildings and empty lots. But the important thing is that the right person wins, not how he (or in this case, she) does it.

Bernie, by the way, wrote that he was happy that Inslee won.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)

389 All Deaths Matter!

Posted by: JAS at August 05, 2020 02:41 PM (dT9VH)

390 Joe should pick RBG as VP and then have himself and her cryo-frozen until inauguration

Posted by: x at August 05, 2020 02:41 PM (nFwvY)

391 Can't have him wandering around where you might shit himself in public

Posted by: oddnot at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (wLyDl)

392 Every Dem in the country would vote for Gore if he replaced Biden.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (l3+k2)

393 Of course...from his basement, they can pull off a 'Deep Fake' Biden speech.

In front of 100's of witnesses...not so much.

(Face it, it's the only way they can present a image of Biden that's halfway normal) :-p

Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (W+kMI)

394 I think Joe will pick Kamala Harris for his VP. Which is good for Trump because she is a grade A bitch that no one likes.

Posted by: IC at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (a0IVu)

395 10's of people will watch him accept it on youtube.

Posted by: Menack at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (buTO7)

396 Ah, OK.

IIRC, in the past year Drudge sold his dad's website to Google and as part of the deal, switched to google ad service for his site, and THAT is when the tone on his site drastically changed.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 02:40 PM (bDqIh)


I don't know why people expect "right leaning" media personalities to actually have conservative values and principles.

The ones who do are the exception. And there aren't that many exceptions.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (hku12)

397 2.7 megatons of Ammonium Nitrate.

Wow.

Posted by: JAS at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (dT9VH)

398 Here's a pretty famous bomb explosion photo:

https://tinyurl.com/y234uuxb

"A Japanese bomb explodes on the flight deck of USS Enterprise, August 24, 1942 during the Battle of the Eastern Solomons. Smoke from an earlier bomb hit can be seen in the upper left of the photo."

The photographer was uninjured from what I've read.
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:38 PM (AMIL/)
=======

At least according to American Heritage Junior's "Carrier War in the Pacific", which I more or less memorized as a yoot, the photographer was killed in the blast.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (dfRN6)

399 O/T; just a heads up to any of the horde that lives in South Carolina don't wear your thong bikinis to Myrtle Beach, they're illegal there.

Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (0jZnq)

400 Gore is just as delusional as Biden. Though I would love to see Gore cancelled because of his racist daddy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (ODaO0)

401 I think it was 2006 in Wash State where the Dem for Gov finally won after like three recounts. Lots of missed votes turned up in King county (Seattle.) A guy named Stefan Sharkansky (sp...) began looking at voter rolls and discovered numerous people whose addresses included court houses, abandoned buildings and empty lots. But the important thing is that the right person wins, not how he (or in this case, she) does it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 05, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)


IIRC, there were more votes cast in King County than there were registered voters. Also, IIRC, Christine "Landslide" Gregoire won by ~ 100 votes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (zeX4K)

402 399 O/T; just a heads up to any of the horde that lives in South Carolina don't wear your thong bikinis to Myrtle Beach, they're illegal there.
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (0jZnq)

Tightasses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

403 Page Six is reporting that NBC News has layoff coming

sweet sounding girl at ATT asked me why I was cancelling my internet from them

"Well its because your company is overtly political and I believe they are seditious"

"Oh, okay, I can help with that"

Cancelled my cell phone I'd had since 1994 with them last month with the same reason given.

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (XTiHL)

404 That's a waste of a lot of amyl nitrate.

Posted by: Shep! at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (z0N4D)

405 No controlling legal authority requires a Biden nomination.

Posted by: Algore at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (sWM8x)

406 That would be a wonderful ending.

The author is a 22 year career federal prosecutor now in private practice. He has some really good insight into the movements by the various players involved.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)


Good article and analysis. I hope he's right. I while I doubt another judge would continue the Sullivan shenanigans, in DC, you never know.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2020 02:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

407 Biden looks so fucking weird. He's uncomfortable to watch.

Posted by: Shep! at August 05, 2020 02:45 PM (z0N4D)

408 Not visiting Wisconsin is a winning strategy for that state. Hick! Cackle! Shart!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 05, 2020 02:45 PM (L9P9s)

409 399 O/T; just a heads up to any of the horde that lives in South Carolina don't wear your thong bikinis to Myrtle Beach, they're illegal there.
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (0jZnq)

Um. I'll make a note of it.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2020 02:45 PM (A5zUN)

410 O/T; just a heads up to any of the horde that lives in South Carolina don't wear your thong bikinis to Myrtle Beach, they're illegal there.
Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (0jZnq)

Tightasses.
Posted by: Insomniac


It's illegal for me to even try on a speedo.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:45 PM (YxTUV)

411 >>Good article and analysis. I hope he's right. I while I doubt another judge would continue the Sullivan shenanigans, in DC, you never know.

If he recuses or is forced to recuse I think the message would be clear, end this clown show right now before any more damage is done to the court.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

412 Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (XTiHL)

What has AT&T done? I need a reason to cancel them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 02:46 PM (ODaO0)

413 The ones who do are the exception. And there aren't that many exceptions.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (hku12)

Breitbart was an exeption. They say in the podcast, within minutes of meeting him you knew he was a true believer.

Didn't know what to make of all that stuff about Laura Ingraham hanging out with David Brock. He switched sides very long ago, couldn't tell if they meant she's been hanging with him recently or no.

Ingraham's supposed to be fairly religious and all, yes? Because even when he was a fake consrvative, Brock was a cocaine-huffing degenerate.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (FtO5h)

414 407 Biden looks so fucking weird. He's uncomfortable to watch.

So if he were to win, God forbid, would they cancel the Inauguration cause of Chinese flu? I don't see how Joe could actually give an Inaugural address longer than a few words....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (Zmnko)

415 357 Dems dont really like Biden. So if he wins and resigns a month in, nobody will really care since they probably like Kamala or Rice better anyway.....

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 02:33 PM (miiX6)
-------------------------------------
Oh, I think BIDEN will care.

Dementia does not make nasty people sweeter and more docile.
If anything, it makes them nastier.

Could get very interesting.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (M/9m0)

416 Hahaha

Elderly white Democrat leaders aren't allowed to gather together because of deadly coronavirus fears.

Elderly black Democrat leaders are.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (8/kS1)

417 I'd be shocked if Biden is the nominee.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (j4UtS)

418 What has AT&T done? I need a reason to cancel them.

CNN

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (XTiHL)

419 IIRC, there were more votes cast in King County than there were registered voters. Also, IIRC, Christine "Landslide" Gregoire won by ~ 100 votes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (zeX4K)

Let's not impugn the integrity of our electoral processes by looking at mere numbers...


Unless a Republican wins!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:48 PM (eTZoJ)

420 McKinley campaigning from his front porch in the 19th Century is one thing, but Biden from his basement is silly.

Posted by: Eve at August 05, 2020 02:48 PM (L5yo0)

421 That's a waste of a lot of amyl nitrate.
Posted by: Shep!


Out perverse curiosity, how many of the Horde did you expect to get that joke?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (vIxqx)

422
Tightasses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (NWiLs)


Perfect description of the ONLY ones that should actually WEAR the thong bikini bottom.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

423 Joe's shock collar is out of batteries.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (HmZuC)

424 "A Japanese bomb explodes on the flight deck of USS Enterprise, August 24, 1942 during the Battle of the Eastern Solomons. Smoke from an earlier bomb hit can be seen in the upper left of the photo."

The photographer was uninjured from what I've read.
Posted by: Gref



I've seen that photo before in many books on the Pacific War. I think the photog was killed.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (BM2fS)

425 FAT / BACK 2020

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (8/kS1)

426 Biden thinks he's in the Batcave, and Jill is Robin.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (l3+k2)

427 Out perverse curiosity, how many of the Horde did you expect to get that joke?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (vIxqx)

One is all it needs for a good joke.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2020 02:49 PM (uEbPt)

428 Trump has no choice because of the MFM.
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2020 02:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

You always have a choice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX8)

429 Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (FtO5h)

Brock's only focus is on his right to receive penis. Anything that he perceives that goes against that is his enemy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (ODaO0)

430 >>Perfect description of the ONLY ones that should actually WEAR the thong bikini bottom.

I agree but I still don't feel comfortable wearing one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)

431 Let's just go ahead and get this in the name field...

Posted by: Charles Darwin - FAT / BACK 2020 at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (8/kS1)

432 I watched Battle360 and learned the Enterprise was the only aircraft carrier that made it through the Pacific theater of WWII.
IIRC it was in port for repairs when the war ended but was able to return to service.

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:51 PM (XTiHL)

433
You always have a choice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX8


Failure to choose is actually a choice.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

434 The NeverTrumper's Choice:

@TrumpWarRoom
"the way China will respond is when we gather the rest of the world that in fact [unintelligible] in in fr- in in in in open trade and making sure that we're in a position that the world uh that that we deal with WHO the right way that in fact that's when things begin to change"

twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1291062194004688898

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (vIxqx)

435 The professional left is in for an anxiety filled few weeks.

Biden's polling is slipping.

He's hidden away and when he's not he looks like an idiot.

And he can't seem to pick a VP on time. Mind you, it's his own deadline he can't meet.

They'll end up pushing him out of the basement and he'll land with a resounding thud. LOL

Posted by: MJ at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (gAMkn)

436 We could be sending people out across the country to spread one of the 4 common cold Corona Viruses with the new studies confirming the CD4-T Cells react and provide protection against COVId-19. HCQ could be made over the counter and people could take Zinc.
But that would harm Big Vaccine and Big Pharma. We can't do that. Nope. America and Western Countries will be made to suffer and pay.

*spit*

Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (j4UtS)

437 Elderly white Democrat leaders aren't allowed to gather together because of deadly coronavirus fears.

Elderly black Democrat leaders are.

Posted by: Charles Darwin twerking in Congress




Great observation.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (BM2fS)

438 "Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:44 PM (XTiHL)



What has ATT done? I need a reason to cancel them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation:

Most annoying t me is I have to go through Yahoo! to log onto my email and I have to see all the LIV fake news stories. Although it does kepp me up on what lies the LIV's are reading.

Posted by: Ripley at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (MxEKc)

439
I agree but I still don't feel comfortable wearing one.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)


Praise The Lord.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

440 >>>Didn't know what to make of all that stuff about Laura Ingraham hanging out with David Brock.

Matt Drudge formed the third member of that famous triad back in the day.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (HmZuC)

441 The aerial side-by-side before and after pics of Beirut seem to show the explosion took place right at waterside. I'm reminded of the USS Barb, which actually torpedoed a Japanese train in WWII. Could that possibly be what happened here?
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (XxJt1)

the barb story is wonderful, shows what a good skipper can do. As far as the Beirut explosion being on the waters edge, it only looks that way in the aftermath, because ground zero got lowered about 30 or 40 feet and the ocean came in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

442 But the important thing is that the right person wins, not how he (or in this case, she) does it.

That election was such a debacle that even the Seattle Times was calling for a re vote, because it was so corrupted and beyond repair. But no, they just kept counting until they got the Dem win then stopped. Never checked out any of that crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

443
I'd be shocked if Biden is the nominee.
Posted by: Maskhole

========

Biggest reason I think he will be is that Saint Obama has already put his own credibility on the line to endorse him and even have a fake conversation with him.

Someone would have to go back and explain why Obama totally missed his dementia.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (G51Gf)

444 At least according to American Heritage Junior's "Carrier War in the Pacific", which I more or less memorized as a yoot, the photographer was killed in the blast.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM


They built sturdy cameras back in the day, didn't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (ejd/p)

445 >>>The photographer was uninjured from what I've read.
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:38 PM (AMIL/)
=======

At least according to American Heritage Junior's "Carrier War in the Pacific", which I more or less memorized as a yoot, the photographer was killed in the blast.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2020 02:42 PM (dfRN6) <<<<



Yeah, I believed that for a long time, but see the sidebar on this webpage

https://tinyurl.com/y3rpmjqm

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

446 Just tell Biden he's in Wisconsin. He won't know the difference.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 05, 2020 02:54 PM (IjL0V)

447 I watched Battle360 and learned the Enterprise was the only aircraft carrier that made it through the Pacific theater of WWII.
IIRC it was in port for repairs when the war ended but was able to return to service.
Posted by: DanMan


Well, also the Saratoga. But the Enterprise had the most battle/ campaign stars. The Saratoga (sister ship to the Lexington, sunk at the Coral Sea) did spend a lot of time in drydock.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 05, 2020 02:54 PM (vcOmj)

448 Biggest reason I think he will be is that Saint Obama has already put his own credibility on the line to endorse him and even have a fake conversation with him.

Someone would have to go back and explain why Obama totally missed his dementia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (G51Gf)

WE don't call Obama Shit Midas for nothing.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 02:54 PM (gtdYu)

449 >>Praise The Lord.

It must be true. I often hear women say when I walk by "What an ass".

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

450 The Democrat Party is the laughing stock of the world. This is their standard bearer. Those haughty little assholes and this is what they have.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2020 02:55 PM (uEbPt)

451
Someone would have to go back and explain why Obama totally missed his dementia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (G51Gf)


HA!

When in history has a dem had to go back and explain something they missed or did wrong?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

452

I expect the Democrats will weasel out of debates one way or another.

Let's see. Biden drops out of the election for medical reasons (not senility/incontinence), the old war wound acting up or something. A new constitutional principal is found and he's replaced.

Or maybe they send a stand-in to the debates. Again, a new principle is found. And they argue that his platform is so solid, it doesn't really matter who presents it.

None of this is any more cynical and stupid than what they've already done and said.


Gill!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2020 02:55 PM (jjL0/)

453 Mt money is on Biden dying, covid blamed, soon.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (l3+k2)

454 So, Drudge killed his then-editor Andrew Breitbart's stories on Rev. Wright because "An Obama presidency will be good for my website."

What a freak though. Dude sits in his ivory tower and doesn't even allow his own editors to speak to him. If he doesn't like something they put up, he just kills it.

Hunter said he once told Breitbart he loved the stuff about the early days of Drudge in his book Righteous Indignation, and said he wished that part had been longer (I did too.)

BNreitbart told him, what little is in the book is all Drudge will allow me to print.

Cross the guy once and he never speaks to you again, and if you're in the media, you never get linked again. Like, ever.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (FtO5h)

455 The Weekend at Biden's act surely will peter out in a few weeks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (puu6v)

456 It's amazing that Biden is like this and not even trying and he's still going to win. smh

Posted by: Ghost at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (vw8tb)

457 Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 02:52 PM (j4UtS)


You forgot the graft component from Big Vaccine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (eTZoJ)

458 Didn't know what to make of all that stuff about Laura Ingraham hanging out with David Brock. He switched sides very long ago, couldn't tell if they meant she's been hanging with him recently or no.

Ingraham's supposed to be fairly religious and all, yes? Because even when he was a fake consrvative, Brock was a cocaine-huffing degenerate.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 02:47 PM (FtO5h)


I thought Brock was a homo. Doesn't matter, Laura starts squirting if someone's well known.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (y7DUB)

459 Biden's polling is slipping.

To the extent you give any of the polling credence, the best explanation for Trump's poor numbers was Covid terror, all those deaths etc. HE'S FAILING US!!!! Now the numbers are low (although the news is trying its damnest to pump them up with misleading stats and outright lies) people are shifting away from Biden.

I mean, if you believe the polls. Which I would caution against.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

460 Geez, alot of shit in the tweet replies to Trainer. Trump is killing his staffers by going there!!! Oddly enough, no mentions of riots, marches or ostentatious funerals spreadin' da Wuhan!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (an7Mv)

461 You always have a choice.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX8
Failure to choose is actually a choice.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

If I was gonna set that to music, I would probably say something like:

You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 02:57 PM (Kpl3J)

462 (I can't type for shit today)

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:57 PM (l3+k2)

463 O/T; just a heads up to any of the horde that lives in South Carolina don't wear your thong bikinis to Myrtle Beach, they're illegal there.Posted by: JROD at August 05, 2020 02:43 PM (0jZnq)

I'm sorry your attempt to wow the beach goers was not successful, but I trust that you weren't arrested.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 02:57 PM (oDRcK)

464
Yeah, I believed that for a long time, but see the sidebar on this webpage

https://tinyurl.com/y3rpmjqm
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:53 PM (AMIL/)
========

Eeeeeenteresting....thankee!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2020 02:57 PM (dfRN6)

465 If I was gonna set that to music, I would probably say something like:

You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 02:57 PM (Kpl3J)


Was going to do that, but couldn't pull it out of my head.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Posted by: Ghost at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (vw8tb)
*********
How much you willing to lose Sizzlechest

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (mrA4z)

467 Grain silo explodes:

twitter.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1290799617882431488

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (vIxqx)

468 >>>Someone would have to go back and explain why Obama totally missed his dementia.

I seriously doubt Obama paid even the slightest bit of attention to Joe. In Obama's mind, Joe was about as important as the drapes, and likewise useful only as a decoration.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (HmZuC)

469
WE don't call Obama Shit Midas for nothing.
Posted by: JoeF.

=======

And to revisit, "Russia collusion" supposedly took place on his watch. He's the one who handed the country to Putin, right?

He never has to explain the things he misses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (G51Gf)

470 432 I watched Battle360 and learned the Enterprise was the only aircraft carrier that made it through the Pacific theater of WWII.
IIRC it was in port for repairs when the war ended but was able to return to service.

Posted by: DanMan at August 05, 2020 02:51 PM (XTiHL)


USS Saratoga, CV-3, also made it through the entire war. Saratoga missed the Coral Sea and Midway battles because of Stateside repair work to fix her after taking one or two Japanese sub-launched torpedoes near Hawaii. She was about a week late for Midway.

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (AMIL/)

471 About to get willowed, but I guess hiding Crazy old Joe is just part of the parlor game.

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM (OjZpE)

472 Mt money is on Biden dying, covid blamed, soon.
Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 02:56 PM (l3+k2)

"Trump is responsible for killing his potential opponent. That's the very definition of Election Interference. We must begin impeachment proceedings....."

Posted by: Schiff at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM (gtdYu)

473 Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

https://bit.ly/33uCB27

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

474 Look jack I'm happy to debate trim trim Trum any time any place any where. I'll show him the difference between a dog and an elephant, man. Gonna be plenty of time to do it all behind the barn or the or the you know the woodshed before the 2000 election. Cognitive test. Jesus Mary and Michel Jackson, what are you on drugs?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM (uEbPt)

475 Trump should be there every day of the convention, for one thing or another. Police Appreciation, a Rally, etc.

scott

Posted by: scottst at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM (ojBxe)

476 USS Barb, which actually torpedoed a Japanese train in WWII. Could that possibly be what happened here?
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2020 02:04 PM (XxJt1

I don't know if someone already clarified but actually a crew went ashore and laid explosives.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 03:00 PM (ODaO0)

477 >>>Someone would have to go back and explain why Obama totally missed his dementia.

Damnit Jim, I'm a Constitutional Scholar, not a doctor!

Posted by: Barack McCoy at August 05, 2020 03:00 PM (l3+k2)

478 step one of the secret biden replacement initiative at the convention

Posted by: thew at August 05, 2020 03:00 PM (rQEpU)

479 "A Japanese bomb explodes on the flight deck of USS Enterprise, August 24, 1942 during the Battle of the Eastern Solomons. Smoke from an earlier bomb hit can be seen in the upper left of the photo."

The photographer was uninjured from what I've read.
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2020 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

I had read years ago that the photographer was killed. But in checking after your post the photographer that died was actually killed by the earlier bomb hit.

Posted by: Keith at August 05, 2020 03:00 PM (jdGlx)

480 >>>Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

Big deal. It's not the first time a bride received a tremendous banging on her wedding day.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 03:01 PM (HmZuC)

481 Obama hardly ever met with his intelligence heads. I doubt he gave any time to rambling old man Biden.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 03:01 PM (ODaO0)

482 I watched Battle360 and learned the Enterprise was the only aircraft carrier that made it through the Pacific theater of WWII.

IIRC it was in port for repairs when the war ended but was able to return to service.

Posted by: DanMan



Enterprise was the only carrier in service on 12/7/41 that was still in service the end of the war. Saratoga, Lexington, Yorktown, Hornet and Wasp were all lost.

The US had about 16 Essex class 8 light carriers and 60 escort carriers in service at war's end.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 03:01 PM (BM2fS)

483 And to revisit, "Russia collusion" supposedly took place on his watch. He's the one who handed the country to Putin, right?

He never has to explain the things he misses.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (G51Gf)

You bring up one of the things that has bugged me since the beginning of the HOAX--how the fuck was private citizen Trump responsible for Russian interference when he controlled no government agency or intelligence services? That was all Obama.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 03:02 PM (gtdYu)

484 The Earth moved.

Posted by: Bride at August 05, 2020 03:02 PM (l3+k2)

485 We've secretly replaced Joe Biden's paste with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices!

Posted by: Voiceover at August 05, 2020 03:02 PM (uEbPt)

486
Cool. Silver has rallied like a crazy mofo for the first time in years. With everyone getting new-high psychology about the gold rally it ought to pull it up even more. I figure if it bulls its way past $30 (likely), I'll wait til it turns down, whenever that may be, and sell my pile of bullion. Then buy back in when it finishes correcting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2020 03:02 PM (Tm4zg)

487 a crew went ashore and laid explosives.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

That takes more salve then a bricklayer

Posted by: Bruce at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (vd8XM)

488 About to get willowed, but I guess hiding Crazy old Joe is just part of the parlor game.

-

Same as Hillary and the rest getting away with everything, Epstein's death, the mask mandates for Republicans, etc., they WANT you to recognize that Biden has dementia.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - FAT / BACK 2020 at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (8/kS1)

489
I seriously doubt Obama paid even the slightest bit of attention to Joe. In Obama's mind, Joe was about as important as the drapes, and likewise useful only as a decoration.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

=======

He had some fake "conversation" with Joe within the past two weeks as part of the campaign. There's no way Obama wasn't advised of the hazards. It must have been an ordeal for him as well as Joe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (G51Gf)

490 Call they call it a convention if nobody comes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (ifmtJ)

491 >>>Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

Too late for this lucky bride.

https://tinyurl.com/y4gnv5lc

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)

492 I seriously doubt Obama paid even the slightest bit of attention to Joe. In Obama's mind, Joe was about as important as the drapes, and likewise useful only as a decoration.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 02:58 PM (HmZuC)


There seemed to be times when Gaylord acted like he was in on the scam about Sundown being a total goof until he realized it was hitting too close to home.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (y7DUB)

493 Maybe Trump can show up in Wisconsin, grab the democratic nomination, then run against himself and win.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (cCxiu)

494 Do a 2700 ton back of envelope estimate.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 02:40 PM (YxTUV)



That was the 2.5 kT Nukemap simulation. 2.7 kT changes things only slightly.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (ZSK0i)

495 Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

Too late for this lucky bride.

https://tinyurl.com/y4gnv5lc
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)


Same video.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

496 growing coronavirus concerns. <<<<<
Yeesh, that is the excuse for everything these days. What a demented pussy that guy is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (r+sAi)

497 Oops, I'm wrong at 482. Saratoga did survive the war.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (BM2fS)

498 433
You always have a choice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 05, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX8

Failure to choose is actually a choice.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I will choose free will.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (NWiLs)

499 *Can they call it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (ifmtJ)

500 >>Same video.

I'm thorough.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

501 Hillary was in terrible shape when she was running. Once again I never thought in my wildest dreams the Dems could put up someone in d en worse shape. Never say never with the Left.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (ODaO0)

502 >>>He had some fake "conversation" with Joe within the past two weeks as part of the campaign. There's no way Obama wasn't advised of the hazards. It must have been an ordeal for him as well as Joe.

I'm sure Barry was thoughtful enough to bring a squeaky toy and some treats.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 03:05 PM (HmZuC)

503
I will choose free will.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (NWiLs)


I will choose free beer.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

504 Oops, I'm wrong at 482. Saratoga did survive the war.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (BM2fS)


I'm pretty sure that was Saratoga 2.0.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 05, 2020 03:05 PM (AiZBA)

505 Slow news day Gorn?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 05, 2020 03:05 PM (luzVb)

506 testing

Posted by: josephistan at August 05, 2020 03:06 PM (Izzlo)

507 473 Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

https://bit.ly/33uCB27
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

I left this comment at the site:

That video was very poorly scripted, it would have been much much funnier if the cameraman would have stayed focused on the bride and showed it blowing her dress up over her head, exposing her garters underneath. Remember that for next time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)

508 I'm pretty sure that was Saratoga 2.0.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 05, 2020 03:05 PM (AiZBA)


Actually, it was Yorktown 2.0.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 05, 2020 03:06 PM (AiZBA)

509 Are there any nationally well known young Dems, besides AOC?

The old guard hold all the strings of power, and they ain't getting any younger.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 03:07 PM (l3+k2)

510 I mean, if you believe the polls. Which I would caution against.
----------------
I'm right there with you. Polls are pretty dumb at this point but the professional lefty people will panic when his lead slips to 3 or 4.

I'm 100% certain they'll start pushing him to DO SOMETHING and it'll be a disaster.

Posted by: MJ at August 05, 2020 03:07 PM (gAMkn)

511 Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

Too late for this lucky bride.

https://tinyurl.com/y4gnv5lc
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Sad. Looks like they made it out alive though

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 03:08 PM (gtdYu)

512 You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will
Posted by: Tom Servo

With purchase of will of greater or equal value?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

513 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2020 03:08 PM (q177U)

514 nood yates
fuck tablet usage at new hq server

Posted by: andycanuck at August 05, 2020 03:08 PM (an7Mv)

515 He had some fake "conversation" with Joe within the past two weeks as part of the campaign. There's no way Obama wasn't advised of the hazards. It must have been an ordeal for him as well as Joe.
=====

Nah. It was all cool. Had some fat rails before, during and after. It helps.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at August 05, 2020 03:08 PM (vg8iE)

516 509 Are there any nationally well known young Dems, besides AOC?

The old guard hold all the strings of power, and they ain't getting any younger.
Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 03:07 PM (l3+k2)

The picture of the trannie who beat the old dem in the primary last night looked 'young'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2020 03:09 PM (A5zUN)

517 493 Maybe Trump can show up in Wisconsin, grab the democratic nomination, then run against himself and win.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2020 03:03 PM (cCxiu)
---------------------------
That would certainly solve the problem of Dem cheating!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 05, 2020 03:09 PM (M/9m0)

518 >>>Actually, it was Yorktown 2.0.

There was also a Lexington 2.0. I think we delighted in doing that so the Japanese would think, "Wait, we sunk that ship already, didn't we? Holy shit they must g-g-g-g-ghosts!!!"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 05, 2020 03:10 PM (HmZuC)

519 Wedding planning tip: Don't do Beirut.

https://bit.ly/33uCB27
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 02:59 PM


On the plus side, it'll be hard to forget their anniversary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 03:10 PM (ejd/p)

520 I remember watching Duke play for the national championship in 2000 in a Keg restaurant in Bellevue, WA.

Next table over an incredibly old fella was showing his grandson a picture album.

I leaned over and saw that it was an album of about 200 photos of the old dude's time on one of the destroyers that picked up sailors when the Lexington was hit and later sunk.

The album had an incredible number of very close up pics of the ship being hit, abandoned, and later exploding and sinking. Pretty incredible.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 03:10 PM (BM2fS)

521 I am baffled that they picked Biden to this day. I mean it was blatantly obvious they rigged the entire primary to get him in after Kamala cratered and it was obvious Sanders was going to win. But of all their choices... HIM?? The two time loser in presidential elections that is roundly mocked and despised outside his congressional district? Wracked with corruption scandals, infamous for groping children, and showing signs of dementia? The oldest, whitest guy running? Really????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

522 Oops, I'm wrong at 482. Saratoga did survive the war.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 03:04 PM (BM2fS)

I'm pretty sure that was Saratoga 2.0.

Posted by: DR.WTF




Nah, Saratoga, Ranger and Enterprise were all pre-war US Carriers that survived WW2, I am reliably told on Wiki.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 05, 2020 03:12 PM (BM2fS)

523 521 521 I am baffled that they picked Biden to this day. I mean it was blatantly obvious they rigged the entire primary to get him in after Kamala cratered and it was obvious Sanders was going to win. But of all their choices... HIM?? The two time loser in presidential elections that is roundly mocked and despised outside his congressional district? Wracked with corruption scandals, infamous for groping children, and showing signs of dementia? The oldest, whitest guy running? Really????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

Beto had already proven himself too incompetent.

Posted by: Allie at August 05, 2020 03:12 PM (vmRc0)

524 testing
Posted by: josephistan at August 05, 2020 03:06 PM (Izzlo)

Pass

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 03:13 PM (ODaO0)

525 >"We must be decisive. Every thought directed toward a
goal. This planet can become a paradise, if we are willing to pay the
price. As each cell in the body works with discipline and harmony for
the good of the entire being."--

Posted by: Joe Biden

That doesn't sound like Joe Biden.

That sounds like Marianne Williamson by way of the demonic visions and "inner voices" transcribed in A Course in Miracles.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 05, 2020 03:13 PM (fNX5U)

526 We must be decisive. Every thought directed toward a
goal. This planet can become a paradise, if we are willing to pay the
price. As each cell in the body works with discipline and harmony for
the good of the entire being."--

Posted by: Joe Biden

Sounds like something they make a suicide bomber recite while they strap on the "vest."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 05, 2020 03:15 PM (gtdYu)

527 I was watching a show on ship building during WW2 . Forgot which company but they set a record of building a frigate in 4 days.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 03:15 PM (ODaO0)

528 483
You bring up one of the things that has bugged me since the
beginning of the HOAX--how the fuck was private citizen Trump
responsible for Russian interference when he controlled no government
agency or intelligence services?


that just shows the depth of the perfidy of the putin-trump collusion.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 05, 2020 03:16 PM (sGtp+)

529 526
We must be decisive. Every thought directed toward a

goal. This planet can become a paradise, if we are willing to pay the

price. As each cell in the body works with discipline and harmony for

the good of the entire being."--



Posted by: Joe Biden



Sounds like something they make a suicide bomber recite while they strap on the "vest."


sounds like they took one of chauncey gardener's utterances and reworked it a bit.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 05, 2020 03:17 PM (sGtp+)

530
Or do they want four more years to cause trouble to blame Trump and the GOP for, and to prepare for 2424?

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 01:59 PM (l3+k2)

By them Sanders, Warren, Harris is be out of the picture and the the dems will have a Beto v2.0 plus a crop of new crazies.

Posted by: YIKE'S! at August 05, 2020 03:18 PM (t6XCL)

531 Milwaukee--That's in Iowa innit?
JB

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at August 05, 2020 03:19 PM (+Vkwv)

532 Lying scumbag on #147

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 05, 2020 03:20 PM (JNTt1)

533 18
Maybe they can get Disney to make an animatronic Biden.



Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn

What proof is there that they already haven't?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 05, 2020 03:32 PM (qZdIZ)

534 Not going to the convention to accept sets up the claim that" if it were too dangerous to go to the convention it is too dangerous tp travel to a debate". Conveient, eh?

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at August 05, 2020 03:53 PM (Lxxwf)

535 Listen, Fat!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 05, 2020 04:21 PM (xptlg)

536 Video of how a Biden Presidency would work:

http://www.kethinov.com/images/startrek/TOS2x21f.png

Posted by: Spamf Roming at August 05, 2020 04:30 PM (q9BzL)

537 Biden may well travel to his inauguration in the horse drawn hearse used for George Floyd's funeral.

Posted by: Von Thurn the Defenestrator at August 05, 2020 05:38 PM (hyonr)

538 Just bring in several platters of cheese and a Cheesehead trickier hat and convince him he's in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Psycochicken at August 05, 2020 10:12 PM (uTquT)

539 534 Not going to the convention to accept sets up the claim that" if it were too dangerous to go to the convention it is too dangerous tp travel to a debate". Conveient, eh?


The media has been playing right along and feigning that the Midwest is going to be the next NYC peak, or something.

Posted by: Mooch Obamas Uncircumcised Penis at August 06, 2020 03:48 AM (GaAew)

540 What was the point of having the convention in Milwaukee? Because Hellary famously failed to visit. The DNC wanted to win back Wisconsin. Now the Cheeseheads are being dissed by the party's nominee. This is worse than Hellary's neglect. It is a slap in the face. Joe just lost Wisconsin.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at August 06, 2020 08:03 AM (jDeO5)

541 Have you seen the video of Joe apparently pressing a little girls hand into his crotch?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ubiquitol/status/1290037417202786305

I wonder who the girl is? If this is what it looks like it's all over for Pedo Joe.

Posted by: bob at August 06, 2020 12:08 PM (cOQSC)

542 Zombie lives mutter

Posted by: Ray Mota at August 06, 2020 12:16 PM (AVxHd)

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