Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 08-01-2020

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WGM Anastasiya (Nastja) Karlovich (UKR)


Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (1174)

Goal: White can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: Exert pressure on the f8 square


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Intermediate Problem - White To Play (BWTC 116)

Goal: White can force mate in 4
Hint: Make sure you account for all possibilities for Black's 2nd move


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Advanced Problem - White To Play (BWTC 109)

FINISH HIM!

...and fill out the decision tree as best as you can.

Goal: No branch should be longer than 5 moves


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Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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Greetings From India




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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play


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1.Re8+ Bf8

Forced.

2.Bh6 Qxd5

Or any other legal move. Doesn't matter, because no move will stop

3.Rxf8#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


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1.Qxg7+ Kxg7
2.Bf6+ Kg8

3 Rh4 d4
4.Rh8#

But 2...Kg8 isn't forced. There are other flight squares, but they all lead to mate:

a) 2...Kf8 3.Rh4 Bf5 4.Rh8#

b) 2...Kh6 3.Rh4#

c) 2...Kh7 3.Rh4+ Kg8 4.Rh8#


Advanced Problem - White To Play


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1.Qxg7+! Ke8

If 1...Kxg7 then 2.Bh6+ Kg8 3.Ne7+ Nxe7 4.Bxf7#

2.Qxh8+ Kd7
3.Rxf7+ Ne7

3...Ke6 4.Ndf4# (or 4.Qf6#)

4.Bb5+ c6

(4...Ke6 5. Qf6#)

5.Rxe7#

So, lot's of branches but none > 5 moves.

Hope to see you all next week!


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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:25 PM




Comments

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1 Game time

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:24 PM (6f16T)

2

A very young Angela Lansbury

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 05:26 PM (Um89f)

3 Chess babe is a babe. Carry on.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 01, 2020 05:26 PM (U2zca)

4 The girl on top is my type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 01, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)

5 Wow Angela was quite a looker in her youth!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 05:27 PM (dUJdY)

6 Ms. Lansbury is quite the dish!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

7 Angela Lansbury.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:29 PM (zr5Kq)

8 I love the dress on the Korean model. Very interesting combination.. did ya see the shoes?? OMG.. if only...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

9 Kate looks good in pink.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:30 PM (zr5Kq)

10 I think that Ms. Karlovich is one of the cutest chess babes yet (but what do I know?) -maybe because she isn't trying to look sexy and is not wearing a lot of makeup that is discernable. Picture makes her look like she has a good sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 05:30 PM (oDRcK)

11 That Kelly green dress is amazing. I wonder if they used that arsenic dye that makes it a "killer" dress.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 Angela is in a lot of old movies and yes before she was a bad omen for people was quilte a looker.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (6f16T)

13 4 The girl on top is my type
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 01, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)

A girl on top is my type...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

14 Yes Jewells, I ooohed out loud at Korean girl's shoes! Dress is cool too.

Posted by: skywch at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (Y/Ps0)

15 12 Angela is in a lot of old movies and yes before she was a bad omen for people was quilte a looker.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (6f16T)

The Court Jester.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

16 The girl on top is my type
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 01, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)


hmmm

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:32 PM (zr5Kq)

17 My Korean gf has an interesting dress and shoes?

Oh.

Didn't notice, really.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2020 05:32 PM (OTzUX)

18 Your first pic is of Angela Lansbury, who was quite the hottie in her day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 05:32 PM (rpbg1)

19 Angela is in a lot of old movies and yes before she was a bad omen for people was quilte a looker.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (6f16T)

The Court Jester.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020


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She played a good-looking and crafty housemaid in Gaslight, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 05:33 PM (rpbg1)

20 Protests in Germany and the Netherlands against C19 madness - Berlin one looks fairly yuuuge.

And the restrictions there - scientifically baseless, as everywhere - are a fraction of those in the worst parts of the US.

Europeans protesting the idiocy more than Americans.

Sad!!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2020 05:34 PM (OTzUX)

21 Your first pic is of Angela Lansbury, who was quite the hottie in her day.




she did some cheesecake shots when she was young.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)

22 19 Angela is in a lot of old movies and yes before she was a bad omen for people was quilte a looker.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (6f16T)

The Court Jester.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020

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She played a good-looking and crafty housemaid in Gaslight, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 05:33 PM (rpbg1)

I think she was a poor housemaid in "The Portrait of Dorian Grey".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

23 Pretty dresses

Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 01, 2020 05:34 PM (TOyHQ)

24 BTW, if any of you have a Chevron credit card, they purge the accounts after a few years if you don't use them. I discovered that my card expired in 2017, and they don't have my account on file any more.

My only reason for having one was road trips and bugging out for hurricanes. I have an Exxon that gives me .06 off each gallon, so I use that. No real reason now to go through the application process.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 05:35 PM (rpbg1)

25 Some demented shirt-lifter made a troll post at 114 in the Pet Thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 05:35 PM (d2Siq)

26 The Court Jester.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020


Does the flagon with the dragon have the potion with the poison?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:35 PM (7m7+9)

27 fashion history person has never heard of kelly green and ecru? She needs to hand in her fashion history card.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 01, 2020 05:36 PM (JVgnl)

28 Europeans protesting the idiocy more than Americans.

Sad!!
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2020 05:34 PM (OTzUX)

Indeed, very sad.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 01, 2020 05:36 PM (H8QX8)

29 And I like Kate Middleton even though her FIL and BIL are retards. However she still needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers. Or 12.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 01, 2020 05:37 PM (JVgnl)

30 Apparently, the protesters in Portland are now burning Bibles in addition to the American flag-because it's all about George Floyd./ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (oDRcK)

31 Does the flagon with the dragon have the potion with the poison?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:35 PM (7m7+9)

"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle."

I saw this a few weeks ago. Hilarious.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (H8QX8)

32 1st Problem

R-e8+ B-F8
B-h6 QxQ (no move works )
R-F8++

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (u82oZ)

33 "Wir sind hier, wir sind laut, weil man uns dei Freiheit klaut" (we are here, we are loud, because our freedom is being stolen)

So even sane, rational, non-totalitarian, non-racist, non-moral-narcissism-drenched demonstrations can have catchy rhyming chants. Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (OTzUX)

34 I believe one of Landsbury's daughters ran with Charles Manson cult group.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (2DOZq)

35 I notice more and more "masking" defiance..from the black community. Like a dare. Fine with me.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)

36 Advanced:
1. QxP+ KxQ
2. Bh6+ Kg8
3. Ne7+ NxN
4. BxP mate

or
1. QxP+ Ke8
2. QxR mate


Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (4LbHt)

37 26 The Court Jester.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020

Does the flagon with the dragon have the potion with the poison?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:35 PM (7m7+9)

No, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

38 Karlovich, nice photo.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 05:39 PM (QPcUQ)

39 Kelly green is the worst color ever invented. Hideous.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)

40 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (u82oZ)

Nicely done.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (7m7+9)

41 Kate's on the slim end of the Just Fine zone, but within the zone. Delicious.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

42 One of Angela's eyes ain't right.

Posted by: Ronster at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (90/c2)

43 39 Kelly green is the worst color ever invented. Hideous.
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)

Foxpecker pink, much worse.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (H8QX8)

44 No, the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:39 PM (NWiLs)


The flagon with the dragon? I thought that chalice from the palace had the brew that is true.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:41 PM (7m7+9)

45 The Arsenic Dress: How Poisonous Green Pigments Terrorized Victorian Fashion:

https://tinyurl.com/y35n7qoo

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

46 The flagon with the dragon? I thought that chalice from the palace had the brew that is true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:41 PM (7m7+9)

They broke the chalice from the palace, and replaced it with the flagon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

47 Intermediate:
1. QxP+ KxQ
2. Be6+ K(h7 or e if Kh6 next move mates

3. Rh4 Doesn't matter
4. Rh8 mate


Got the easy one, but will leave to others ...

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 01, 2020 05:42 PM (4LbHt)

48 Chess Babe is cute, but I drive a truck that's older than she is.

Anyways, hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 01, 2020 05:42 PM (HaL55)

49 According to IMDb, Lansbury, at age 95, has a new movie role in the works.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

50 11 That Kelly green dress is amazing. I wonder if they used that arsenic dye that makes it a "killer" dress.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I don't know but it's a "killer" metaphorically!
The craftsmanship and unusual combination of color and texture is, well, as you said, ..... amazing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (M/9m0)

51 Sorry, pre-100 OT.

SpaceX preparing to return.

Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (LPnfS)

52 That Kelly Green dress, and the one bold and wealthy enough to wear it, would plow through a packed Soiree like a battleship through heavy swells.

Wow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (u82oZ)

53 Challenging invitation

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (QPcUQ)

54 Must have been a beginner-beginner problem, because I got it quickly. That is not a complaint!

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (z36Kd)

55 32 1st Problem

R-e8+ B-F8
B-h6 QxQ (no move works )
R-F8++
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (u82oZ)

This one threw me because usually in these problems each move puts the king in check. In this case, one of them doesn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

56 Apparently, the protesters in Portland are now burning Bibles in addition to the American flag-because it's all about George Floyd.

Also a severed pigs head with a policemans cap on top. So they literally went and cut a poor pigs head off so they can show the world what fucking bunch of deviants they are. I can't even...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

57 I been staring at the puzzles since I got here getting no where

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:44 PM (6f16T)

58 Adriane the True Crime Critic

Thank you! Going to make a rickl change of subject.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2020 05:45 PM (u82oZ)

59 That Kelly Green dress, and the one bold and wealthy enough to wear it, would plow through a packed Soiree like a battleship through heavy swells.

Wow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2020 05:43 PM (u82oZ)

Usually, they paint the kelly the same color as the rest of the rig. But the paint wears off real quick, anyhow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 05:45 PM (d2Siq)

60 The flagon with the dragon? I thought that chalice from the palace had the brew that is true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:41 PM (7m7+9)

They broke the chalice from the palace, and replaced it with the flagon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

The grail next to the chain mail contains the ale for the ill.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 05:45 PM (2DOZq)

61 51 Sorry, pre-100 OT.

SpaceX preparing to return.
Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic

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Thank you

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 05:45 PM (scP6Z)

62 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

Horrible

Posted by: CN at August 01, 2020 05:45 PM (ONvIw)

63 I notice that the new Dos Equis guy wasn't around long. Who the hell chose that guy? I mean, do the marketing people get *paid* for this stuff?

It was a bit like when they tried to replace Smokey The Bear with Woodsy Owl. New Coke for Classic Coke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (vOGqy)

64 24 BTW, if any of you have a Chevron credit card, they purge the accounts after a few years if you don't use them. I discovered that my card expired in 2017, and they don't have my account on file any more.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Any chance of getting Chevron to take over maintaining Illinois registered voter rolls?

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (+U5Yr)

65 Did someone already post this?

Its great - friggen Manhattan Beach idiots think its open season on MAGA guys who hate masks and get taught a lesson.

https://youtu.be/bhUblwxU7M4


Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

66 Angela is in a lot of old movies and yes before she was a bad omen for people was quilte a looker.
Posted by: Skip a

Yeah.

In Murder She Wrote, whenever she went somewhere, somebody got murdered.

The cops shoulda locked her up years ago.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (arJlL)

67 "The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle."

I saw this a few weeks ago. Hilarious.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (H8QX


There's a YouTube clip of that scene that follows it up with a clip from an earlier Bob Hope movie where they're switching around dueling pistols with the same sort of confusion and even the same word sound rhythm. It sounds like whoever wrote The Court Jester script took that scene and reworked it and added to it. The CJ scene is better, but it didn't get invented out of nothing.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (7m7+9)

68 Also a severed pigs head with a policemans cap on top. So they literally went and cut a poor pigs head off so they can show the world what fucking bunch of deviants they are. I can't even...
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

Probably stole from a packing house, or bought it at the Chinese market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 05:47 PM (d2Siq)

69 Landsbury was also married to a gay guy that failed to tell her her was gay.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

70 Took 15 minutes to get "Beginner" but Intermediate was obvious ... nearly. Now on to the "decision tree".

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 01, 2020 05:47 PM (AHq56)

71 "Wir sind hier, wir sind laut, weil man uns dei Freiheit klaut"

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But of course. We're in the upside down world of 2020 and the Germans are more concerned with freedom than we are.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

72 "Anti-fascists" are burning books?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 01, 2020 05:48 PM (H8QX8)

73 I'm watching Doug and Bob live on SpaceX.com.

So far, it doesn't look like they've taken on any xenomorph passengers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

74 Korean girl's feet look enormous...? Maybe it's just the perspective.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 01, 2020 05:48 PM (G/mW5)

75 In Murder She Wrote, whenever she went somewhere, somebody got murdered.

The cops shoulda locked her up years ago.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (arJlL)

I like that they addressed that phenomenon on an episode of Monk.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

76 "Wir sind hier, wir sind laut, weil man uns dei Freiheit klaut"

-
But of course. We're in the upside down world of 2020 and the Germans are more concerned with freedom than we are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

They had a death experience with freedom, they can smell it. They know it's coming unless they do something.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:49 PM (zr5Kq)

77 Landsbury was also married to a gay guy that failed to tell her her was gay.

Sooo, sending his best man to consummate their marriage wasn't a dead giveaway?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 01, 2020 05:49 PM (HaL55)

78 Apparently, the protesters in Portland are now burning Bibles in addition to the American flag-because it's all about George Floyd./ s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 05:38 PM (oDRcK)


It is well known among the Resistance that Floyd was killed by Dominionist Right Wing Fascists due to his outspoken position against dominance of Christian culture in the US.

Very well known Thought Leader he was.

A virtual Martin (Anti)Luther King.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2020 05:50 PM (1g7ch)

79 Why I should blend in to walk home after a disaster.

Whoa, Buddy, I'm not walking anywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 05:50 PM (QPcUQ)

80 Weird.

Young Angela Lansbury looks almost exactly like a gal I dated in college.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2020 05:50 PM (dWwl8)

81 24 BTW, if any of you have a Chevron credit card, they purge the accounts after a few years if you don't use them. I discovered that my card expired in 2017, and they don't have my account on file any more.
My only reason for having one was road trips and bugging out for hurricanes.
I have an Exxon that gives me .06 off each gallon, so I use that. No real reason now to go through the application process.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 05:35 PM (rpbg1)


I discovered this a couple of years ago. My very first credit card was a Chevron card which I used as leverage to get a MasterCard. I stopped using the Chevron card because Chevron gas is horribly overpriced around here. I tried to log into my online Chevron account one day and ooops, so sorry, no can do. They didn't even notify me they were terminating my account. Not that I care.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 05:51 PM (7m7+9)

82 Caption for Chess Girl:

"Black, White, or Me?"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2020 05:51 PM (dWwl8)

83 I saw Arsenic Dress open for Poison at Dodger Stadium in '87

Posted by: Hands at August 01, 2020 05:52 PM (786Ro)

84 39 Kelly green is the worst color ever invented. Hideous.
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)
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GFY

Posted by: Leprechaun Lives Matter at August 01, 2020 05:52 PM (M/9m0)

85 Landsbury was also married to a gay guy that failed to tell her her was gay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

And then, one day, she noticed there were no weedwhackers in the garage.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)

86 Chess Babe is cute, but I drive a truck that's older than she is.

Anyways, hubba hubba.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 01, 2020 05:42 PM



This. My toenails are older than she is.

Posted by: Hands at August 01, 2020 05:53 PM (786Ro)

87 That's what I mean Angela became a bad omen if not the Angel of Death

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 05:53 PM (6f16T)

88 A beautiful Red Head wearing Kelly green is an exception.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 05:53 PM (2DOZq)

89 Melania Trump didn’t need to phone in any favors or hire a stylist to help her select the white stretch crepe off-white dress with trumpet sleeves silk Roksanda “Margot” dress she wore Monday night at the Republican National Convention. Trump simply liked the dress and bought it herself from Net-a-porter, according to a spokeswoman, who added that “she isn’t working with any designers.” While her spokeswoman did not release the retail price, similar styles currently sell for $1,500.

The dress was advertised as “a beautiful option for the modern bride” with US$675 Christian Louboutin heels.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 01, 2020 05:53 PM (VnpL7)

90
Pulled pork is a-a-a-almost done.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2020 05:54 PM (dWwl8)

91 56 Apparently, the protesters in Portland are now burning Bibles in addition to the American flag-because it's all about George Floyd.

Also a severed pigs head with a policemans cap on top. So they literally went and cut a poor pigs head off so they can show the world what fucking bunch of deviants they are. I can't even...
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)
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I sure hope that stuff is videoed and spread around so the LIVs see it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 05:55 PM (M/9m0)

92 "Anti-fascists" are burning books?

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Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.

- Heinrich Heine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

93 In Murder She Wrote, whenever she went somewhere, somebody got murdered.

The cops shoulda locked her up years ago.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (arJlL)

Ha! When I was a kid, my mom was a serious fan of that show. I asked once, "When do the cops realize that she's the murderer?"

she didn't like that. At all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)

94 Kelly green is the worst color ever invented. Hideous.
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)
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GFY
Posted by: Leprechaun Lives Matter

fine, look good on you ...(ugly orange bearded, troll...)

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)

95 68 Posted by: Death Cult

Well arent you a ray of sunshine

Posted by: Hands at August 01, 2020 05:57 PM (786Ro)

96 Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

I think they got it from some market, but it does remind one of Golding's novel "The Lord of The Flies. where they put a head of a hog on stick before they do the same to the character Piggy. Beelzebub means "Lord of the Flies" Church Militant which is a conservative Catholic site had a big article some time ago about the country being under demonic position.

And yes, fascists burn books, but it's not insignifigant (to me) that the Bible is the first book they seem to be burning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 05:57 PM (oDRcK)

97 My dad called it "Murder, She Dunnit."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 05:57 PM (x8Wzq)

98 I'm so glad I live in the 'burbs. We have none of this madness. Although our White Witch governess rules by fiat, at least life is relatively normal here. People are out and about enjoying life.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

99 That's what I mean Angela became a bad omen if not the Angel of Death

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She is good for the mortuary business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 05:58 PM (+y/Ru)

100 I sure hope that stuff is videoed and spread around so the LIVs see it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 05:55
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What are the LIV's watching today? Are the Kardashian's still a thing?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 01, 2020 05:58 PM (VnpL7)

101 75 Korean girl's feet look enormous...? Maybe it's just the perspective.
Posted by: Bigsmith at August 01, 2020 05:48 PM (G/mW5)

Her penis is even bigger.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

102 The Left couldn't make up numbers for Iraq and Afghanistan so they are making up for it now with Covid.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 05:59 PM (2DOZq)

103 Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 01, 2020 05:53 PM (VnpL7)

Notice how the slit in the skirt has a zipper on it?

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 05:59 PM (p2kj9)

104 Its great - friggen Manhattan Beach idiots think its open season on MAGA guys who hate masks and get taught a lesson.

https://youtu.be/bhUblwxU7M4
Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2020 05:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

That's pretty good, but I wanted to see him smack that bitch in the face.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 01, 2020 05:59 PM (H8QX8)

105 Chevron is based in CA, that's good enough for me.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:00 PM (QPcUQ)

106 Angela Lansbury was a cutie, though in her younger years. Kind of a Betty Boop face, but not in the upsetting caricature way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:00 PM (x8Wzq)

107 Posted by: Death Cult at August 01, 2020 05:57 PM (6qVeZ)

You know, buddy, Pantyfa needs heads. They are resorting to using pigs' heads, already.

Why don't you give them yours? It's not like you're using it, and you are used to giving head, anyway, so it'd be a no-brainer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 06:00 PM (d2Siq)

108 This. My toenails are older than she is.
Posted by: Hands

Why do we HAVE toenails ?

Fingernails, I get; for picking up dimes, but NOBODY picks up a dime with their toenails.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:01 PM (arJlL)

109 But the real story behind "The Lord of the Flies" turned out much better and the boys were better behaved. Kind of long article, but it was interesting to me:

https://tinyurl.com/yb9kzh3z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 06:01 PM (oDRcK)

110 I stopped using the Chevron card because Chevron gas is horribly overpriced around here. I tried to log into my online Chevron account one day and ooops, so sorry, no can do. They didn't even notify me they were terminating my account. Not that I care.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020


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Same here, with very few exceptions. Exxon is usually the cheapest of the majors to begin with, and then .06/gallon off is a winner.

That said, since March or April I've been gassing up at a local independent that has ethanol-free gas. It's .30 more than Exxon, but I get a little better mileage, and I fondly imagine the car runs a bit smoother with it.

I'd better use the Exxon card soon so they don't cancel me as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:02 PM (rpbg1)

111 Angela Lansbury was a cutie, though in her younger years. Kind of a Betty Boop face, but not in the upsetting caricature way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:00 PM (x8Wzq)


There is a disease/ailmemt that make peoples eyes bug out. Looks like she had it. I think Mel Torme had it too.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)

112 Korean girl's feet look enormous...? Maybe it's just the perspective.
Posted by: Bigsmith at August 01, 2020 05:48 PM (G/mW5)

Her penis is even bigger.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Knocked on the wrong door, huh ?

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:03 PM (arJlL)

113 You'll never see them burn a koran yet alone a stack of them, embassies burn and ambassadors die when that happens.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:03 PM (6f16T)

114 Why do we HAVE toenails ?

Fingernails, I get; for picking up dimes, but NOBODY picks up a dime with their toenails.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:01 PM (arJlL)

Go ahead, remove yours in entirety.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:03 PM (zr5Kq)

115 I laughed out loud at the "lose horribly" meme. Although I can't help thinking you'd get in trouble for using the word "retarded" publicly these days.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (rw/ga)

116 111 But the real story behind "The Lord of the Flies" turned out much better and the boys were better behaved. Kind of long article, but it was interesting to me:

https://tinyurl.com/yb9kzh3z
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Yes there was a real lord of the flies

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (scP6Z)

117 Watching SpaceX videos is a nice palate cleanser. Intelligent people doing important work.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

118 What is black and white and red all over?

Heaven.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (377Zs)

119 I sure hope that stuff is videoed and spread around so the LIVs see it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 05:55 PM (M/9m0)


Unfortunately, the only video I've seen so far is marked with an RUPTLY logo, which is apparently some Russia-based outfit. This allows the antifa supporters to claim that this is fake news ginned up by Russian trolls.

I don't know we have any independent confirmation yet.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (7m7+9)

120 I think you they were Australian

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:05 PM (scP6Z)

121 No Polka Dot Dress girl. But some pretty good substitutes.

Posted by: Painting the Corners at August 01, 2020 06:06 PM (KYJZD)

122 Landsbury was also married to a gay guy that failed to tell her her was gay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


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Elsa Lanchester married Charles Laughton, who swung that way . . . and then stayed married to him for decades, and they often worked together. And Elsa was a hottie in her time too.

You can never tell what a couple's marital bargain is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)

123 What is black and white and red all over?

A scoop of chocolate & of vanilla ice cream served with raspberry sauce ...

Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 01, 2020 06:06 PM (LPnfS)

124 Got the spacex thing on another tab
Thanks to whoever put that out

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (scP6Z)

125 'What is black and white and red all over?'

BLM?

Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

126 Elsa was a swimmer.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (QPcUQ)

127 What is black and white and red all over?

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nostalgia...



Posted by: loitering hitler at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)

128 Announcer: We've replaced Antifa's bible with a Koran. Let's see if they notice.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (fTtFy)

129
There is a disease/ailmemt that make peoples eyes bug out. Looks like she had it. I think Mel Torme had it too.
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020


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Exophthalmic goiter? Something like that. If anybody looked like she had that, it was Bette Davis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (rpbg1)

130 Unfortunately, the only video I've seen so far is marked with an RUPTLY logo, which is apparently some Russia-based outfit. This allows the antifa supporters to claim that this is fake news ginned up by Russian trolls.

I don't know we have any independent confirmation yet.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (7m7+9)

If the antifa mob is doing book burnings, how hard would it be to infiltrate the mob, and pitch a few korans into the fire, from a good camera angle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (d2Siq)

131 I'd better use the Exxon card soon so they don't cancel me as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:02 PM (rpbg1)


Since my shoulder injury, it is no longer safe for me to drive, so this is something I no longer worry about. Mrs. Muse gases up at Costco, and I approve.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (7m7+9)

132 Notice how the slit in the skirt has a zipper on it?

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 05:59 PM
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Not until you mentioned it. Easier for potty breaks, maybe?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (VnpL7)

133 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)


No in her case it was a surprise. IIRC She came home one day and he left a note saying he couldn't take anymore.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (2DOZq)

134 What is black and white and red all over?

A scoop of chocolate & of vanilla ice cream served with raspberry sauce ...
Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 01, 2020 06:06 PM (LPnfS)



Yeah. And I know EXACTLY where I would put that scoop of ice cream.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (377Zs)

135 Chess Thread Great Googly Moogly!

India? Pass. I've seen what they do on the beaches there.

They have great seafood though.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (Z+IKu)

136 The Ukraine is cute.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

137 If the antifa mob is doing book burnings, how hard would it be to infiltrate the mob, and pitch a few korans into the fire, from a good camera angle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (d2Siq)


I'd pay to see this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:09 PM (7m7+9)

138 Elsa Lanchester married Charles Laughton, who swung that way . . . and then stayed married to him for decades, and they often worked together.

So, Charles Laughton is the Fat Guy on the Ottoman ?

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:09 PM (arJlL)

139 "The Ukraine is cute."

And she knows how to play the chess.

Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020 06:10 PM (Tnijr)

140 When will Antifa and BLM start demanding that Christians renounce their faith?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 01, 2020 06:10 PM (GoRO9)

141 Angela Lansbury was British hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:10 PM (yQpMk)

142
36
Advanced:
1. QxP+ KxQ
2. Bh6+ Kg8
3. Ne7+ NxN
4. BxP mate

or after reading about branches. adjust original solution:

1. QxP+ Ke8
2. QxP+ Kd8
Branch 1
3. RxP+ PxR
4. Bg5 Ne7
5. QxN mate



Branch 2

3. RxP+ Bd7
4. QxB mate




Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 01, 2020 06:10 PM (4LbHt)

143 "83 Caption for Chess Girl:

"Black, White, or Me?"

Embrace the power of and...

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at August 01, 2020 06:11 PM (rw/ga)

144 In Murder She Wrote, whenever she went somewhere, somebody got murdered.

The cops shoulda locked her up years ago.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020


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You could say the same thing about Ellery Queen or any other non-official fictional detective. It's just that MSW ran for multiple 24-episode seasons, so it seemed really bad. If Angela had done the show for, say, 3-4 90-minute episodes a year for 2-3 years, it would have been like a novel series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)

145 Angela Lansbury was British hot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:10 PM (yQpMk)

Not my cup of English tea.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 06:11 PM (2DOZq)

146 India? Pass......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2020 06:08 PM (Z+IKu)




From the looks of the Indian gal-

You'll be sari!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2020 06:12 PM (dWwl8)

147 There is a disease/ailmemt that make peoples eyes bug out. Looks like she had it. I think Mel Torme had it too.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020






Exophthalmic goiter? Something like that. If anybody looked like she had that, it was Bette Davis.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (rpbg1)

It's better known as Graves' Disease, which is a problem with the thyroid.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 06:12 PM (p2kj9)

148 139 If the antifa mob is doing book burnings, how hard would it be to infiltrate the mob, and pitch a few korans into the fire, from a good camera angle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (d2Siq)

I'd pay to see this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:09 PM (7m7+9)
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Also a few Zinn "histories" and maybe I'll toss in a Dan Brown brick just for giggles. Oh, and a DVD of "Prometheus".

And I'd LARP as Savanarola.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 06:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

149
Posted by: Death Cult at August 01, 2020 05:57 PM (6qVeZ)

People aren't going to vote for the party of Trannies, violent anti-whites, and Pedos, which are the Dems. Normies now see this.
btw, still voting Trump.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 01, 2020 06:12 PM (4dMoq)

150 I've been reading up on how to make gunpowder from piss and honey. Well maybe I should save that for the book thread. Or the gun thread. Or right new wth

Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

151 Elsa Lanchester married Charles Laughton, who swung that way . . . and then stayed married to him for decades, and they often worked together.

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Charles Laughton, good actor. Most English actors "swung that way". Public schools, dahling. Eaton, Harrow, Marlborough and all that. No biggy. Just fun with boys. A swallow does not a summer make.

Posted by: loitering hitler at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (zr5Kq)

152 Well the Rooskie girls really knock me out. They leave the West behind.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (EgshT)

153 /off loitering !

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (zr5Kq)

154 It's better known as Graves' Disease, which is a problem with the thyroid.
Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 06:12 PM (p2kj9)

Yeah that's why Barbara Bush's eyes bugged out a bit .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

155 Wir sind hier, wir sind laut, weil ihr uns die Freiheit klaut

Seen the clips? The NYT says under their OWN clip that that was 17,000 people! Fat chance.

This is shocking to me. I can't imagine the missteps Merkel took to get Germans to rebel against yet another ordinance.

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2020 06:14 PM (WLHrn)

156
There is a disease/ailmemt that make peoples eyes bug out. Looks like she had it. I think Mel Torme had it too.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020



Rectal Otteritis?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2020 06:14 PM (dWwl8)

157 It's better known as Graves' Disease, which is a problem with the thyroid.
Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 06:12 PM (p2kj9)

ok

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:14 PM (zr5Kq)

158 Well the Rooskie girls really knock me out. They leave the West behind.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (EgshT)

The Moscow girls make sing and shout

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 01, 2020 06:14 PM (GoRO9)

159 Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:05 PM (scP6Z)

From a RC boarding school in Tongo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 06:16 PM (oDRcK)

160 Landsbury was also married to a gay guy that failed to tell her her was gay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

And then, one day, she noticed there were no weedwhackers in the garage.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)




She looked down and saw the Crocs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

161 118 111 But the real story behind "The Lord of the Flies" turned out much better and the boys were better behaved. Kind of long article, but it was interesting to me:
https://tinyurl.com/yb9kzh3z
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yes there was a real lord of the flies
Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:04 PM (scP6Z)


I discussed this on the book thread a month or two ago. This incident is being used by some Scandi author to show that man is basically good and will naturally do good things, conveniently forgetting that the shipwrecked boys came from a strict Catholic school. So what it actually shows is that civilization can be maintained by a group of boys inculcated with 2000 years of Christian moral teaching. Which is hardly surprising.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:16 PM (7m7+9)

162 Shopped HEB in Hudson Oaks, TX and mask compliance was 100% except me. Door karen did not question my face. I am the revolution. Utterly depressing.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 01, 2020 06:16 PM (WX+x0)

163 Well the Rooskie girls really knock me out. They leave the West behind.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at August 01, 2020 06:13 PM (EgshT)

The Moscow girls make sing and shout
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 01, 2020 06:14 PM (GoRO9)


Kiev girls gave me VD.

Posted by: The Beatles revival band at August 01, 2020 06:16 PM (zr5Kq)

164 Trolling a chess thread. How sad is that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dLLD6)

165 Keep burning Bibles only, AntiFa. You reveal yourselves everyday to the hordes of new noticers.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (4dMoq)

166 142 When will Antifa and BLM start demanding that Christians renounce their faith?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 01, 2020 06:10 PM (GoRO9)
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Actually, the whole Left, including the pseudo-moderates, have been demanding that for decades now.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (M/9m0)

167 66 Angela is in a lot of old movies and yes before she was a bad omen for people was quilte a looker.
Posted by: Skip a

Yeah.

In Murder She Wrote, whenever she went somewhere, somebody got murdered.

The cops shoulda locked her up years ago.
Posted by: JT



She was memorable in the original Manchurian Candidate. One very scary Dame.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dZyNG)

168 Elsa Lanchester married Charles Laughton, who swung that way . . . and then stayed married to him for decades, and they often worked together.

So, Charles Laughton is the Fat Guy on the Ottoman ?
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020


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If he had been, people would have lined up to watch him. Not a glamour boy at all, was Charles, but what an actor's actor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:18 PM (rpbg1)

169 Am I British hot?

Posted by: Camilla Parker of Tampon at August 01, 2020 06:18 PM (EgshT)

170 Adv. problem (all forced):


1. Qxg7+ KxB
2. Bh6+ Kg8
3. Ne7+ NxN
4. Bxf7#

Noticing a theme in today's problems!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 01, 2020 06:19 PM (YqED9)

171 I'm going to need to see more of the chess girl to make an evaluation. A lot more. Also, Asian girl has mannequin hands. Does she ever just let her fingers fly?


Finally, the girl in the peach dress below Asian girl is gobsmacking. My wife has a similar dress, although I'm sure hers is a lot less expensive.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:19 PM (v16oJ)

172 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:16 PM (7m7+9)

The article I posted mentioned. or another one that they came from a RC Boarding school and that they said prayers every night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 06:19 PM (oDRcK)

173 What is Space X doing?

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:20 PM (6f16T)

174
Trolling a chess thread. How sad is that?


==

on a scale 1-5 about 20.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:20 PM (zr5Kq)

175 She was memorable in the original Manchurian Candidate. One very scary Dame.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Yep

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:20 PM (arJlL)

176 Am I British hot?
Posted by: Camilla Parker of Tampon at August 01, 2020 06:18 PM (EgshT)

Neiiiigh!

Posted by: zombie Mr. Ed at August 01, 2020 06:21 PM (d2Siq)

177 Prayers and hugs for Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:21 PM (arJlL)

178 In the latter part of the 1960s, [Angela Lansbury's children] Anthony and Deirdre became involved in the growing counterculture movement and started using recreational drugs. Deirdre developed an acquaintance with the Manson family, while Anthony became addicted to cocaine and heroin, giving it up in 1971

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)

179 "Trolling a chess thread. How sad is that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dLLD6)"


* hangs head in shame *

Pretty pathetic. I'll be better.


You gave yourself that hash didn't you? Come on, fess up.

Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020 06:21 PM (Tnijr)

180 Thousands march in Berlin against Covid restrictions.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1289506873251528704

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:22 PM (QPcUQ)

181 Hiya CBD !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:22 PM (arJlL)

182 141
Angela Lansbury was British hot.


Her teeth were straight?

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:22 PM (v16oJ)

183 Shopped HEB in Hudson Oaks, TX and mask compliance was 100% except me. Door karen did not question my face. I am the revolution. Utterly depressing.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 01, 2020


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No door karen at World Market this am. I pulled down the silly-puss mask as soon as I was in the store.

The checkout lady did ask me to pull the mask up. I forebore to mention that (1) she had on her mask, and (b) she was behind a frickin' sheet of plexiglas.

I told her, "There is a medical exception in the governor's order. I have vertigo and can't breathe for long with the thing on."

She was nice about it, expressed sympathy, and checked me out without trouble.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:22 PM (rpbg1)

184
She was memorable in the original Manchurian Candidate. One very scary Dame.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dZyNG)


She was excellent in that role. Twisted, manipulative and evil.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 06:23 PM (xJacp)

185 Any pic of Angela Landsbury and I've got "Bobbing along bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea" in my head for days.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 01, 2020 06:23 PM (99Nt9)

186 Angela Lansbury was British hot.

Her teeth were straight?
Posted by: pep

Well, not by NGU's standards, but they didn't come out of her ears, either.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:24 PM (arJlL)

187 I'm not totally sure how many times I've said this but "I HATE Portland"
Wish I didn't live near there
Grew up there and it was probably the best place in the USA to live
Now it's a fing crap show and a disaster
Man it sucks here how they have ruined it

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:25 PM (scP6Z)

188 I avoid World Market 'cause concealed carry is forbidden by TX reg.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 01, 2020 06:25 PM (WX+x0)

189 If the antifa mob is doing book burnings, how hard would it be to infiltrate the mob, and pitch a few korans into the fire, from a good camera angle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2020 06:07 PM (d2Siq)

I'd pay to see this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:09 PM (7m7+9)


Finally get them their false flag event they have claimed since day one. And the best part - it doesn't involve law enforcement or immediate violence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2020 06:25 PM (1g7ch)

190 Indian women can be smoking hot when they're young, but they all seem to grow a gut after 30. Well, except Aishwarya Rai. Wait..... no, her too.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:25 PM (v16oJ)

191 Its great - friggen Manhattan Beach idiots think its open season on MAGA guys who hate masks and get taught a lesson.

https://youtu.be/bhUblwxU7M4




So what happened? Also, was that guy taking a video of his thumb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

192 The dainty and demure Razorfist on The Case for Physical Media:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ePGkCZFFt4

Property rights, of course, but also the ephemeral nature of downloads, and bonding with the material you just purchased.

And don't call him a Luddite. "Not every future is Star Trek, asshole. Some futures look like Blade Runner."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

193 Well, not by NGU's standards, but they didn't come out of her ears, either.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 06:24 PM (arJlL)

Yes my standards are high. But the good news is they are for sale

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 01, 2020 06:28 PM (85Gof)

194 She was memorable in the original Manchurian Candidate. One very scary Dame.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dZyNG)
She was excellent in that role. Twisted, manipulative and evil.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 06:23 PM (xJacp)

Yup....best line in the movie is when she tells Chunjin "choo chow chin or whatever your name is" to get in the kitchen and cook her the steaks, and how to cook them.

5 and a half minutes per side if I remember right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2020 06:28 PM (Z+IKu)

195 Trump is trolling billionaires. Something's up.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288701699230707718

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:29 PM (QPcUQ)

196 Said earlier on end of my bike ride here in suburbia guy walks out of his house mask full on and walked to his car in his driveway, no one around but him and me on street riding by.
People are so easy to be turned into sheep its not funny

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:29 PM (6f16T)

197 She was memorable in the original Manchurian Candidate. One very scary Dame.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dZyNG)
She was excellent in that role. Twisted, manipulative and evil.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 06:23 PM (xJacp)

Yup....best line in the movie is when she tells Chunjin "choo chow chin or whatever your name is" to get in the kitchen and cook her the steaks, and how to cook them.

5 and a half minutes per side if I remember right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2020


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There is quite a bit of sly humor in the original MC. George Axelrod was better known for writing comedies like The Seven Year Itch, but he turned out a good thriller here -- with some little snarky lines too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:30 PM (rpbg1)

198 180 Thousands march in Berlin against Covid restrictions.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1289506873251528704
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:22 PM (QPcUQ)


*Germans* marching in defiance of authority is so 2020.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:30 PM (7m7+9)

199 Thousands march in Berlin



They usually march in Paris.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

200 Indian women can be smoking hot when they're young, but they all seem to grow a gut after 30.


The fuck you say.

Posted by: Padma Lakshmi at August 01, 2020 06:32 PM (gd9RK)

201 I forebore to mention that (1) she had on her mask, and (b) she was behind a frickin' sheet of plexiglas.

It doesn't matter. The Wu is in the vapors and in the miasma. It's everywhere!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 01, 2020 06:32 PM (EgshT)

202
Indian women can be smoking hot when they're young, but they all seem to grow a gut after 30. Well, except Aishwarya Rai. Wait..... no, her too.
Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:25 PM (v16oJ)




Namaste. I think she will survive.
https://tinyurl.com/y3q4fwn9

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:32 PM (zr5Kq)

203 What is Space X doing?
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:20 PM (6f16T)


Bob and Doug getting ready to depart. Landing (splash down) tomorrow but release and positioning today.

Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 01, 2020 06:32 PM (LPnfS)

204 What is Space X doing?

Preparing to depart the ISS. Splashdown is early tomorrow, weather permitting.

Unhook time is around 7:30 EDT, so about another hour or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 01, 2020 06:32 PM (HaL55)

205 she was also a villainess, in state of the union, playing against
spencer tracy,

Posted by: thomas hobbes at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (hMlTh)

206 Tall brunette in pink. What I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (XhWtx)

207 Its great - friggen Manhattan Beach idiots think its open season on MAGA guys who hate masks and get taught a lesson.
https://youtu.be/bhUblwxU7M4

So what happened? Also, was that guy taking a video of his thumb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:26 PM (yQpMk)


I don't know, but if there's one trait of progressives that cheeses me off the most, it's the one where they throw the first punch and then cry like babies when they get hit back. That guy's girlfriend threw coffee on the two maskless dudes and then spent the rest of the video howling as if she were the victim. She probably was used to getting participation trophies for everything she did in grade school.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (7m7+9)

208 204 What is Space X doing?

Preparing to depart the ISS. Splashdown is early tomorrow, weather permitting.

Unhook time is around 7:30 EDT, so about another hour or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 01, 2020 06:32 PM (HaL55)


Link?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (QPcUQ)

209 I have a reasonable chance to see the space station tonight at 8:30, 30 degrees high but a few minutes in duration.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (6f16T)

210 Advanced.

1. Rxf7 Ke8 ( 1. ... Kg8 2. Qxg7# )
2. Nf6+ Kd8 (2. ... gxf6 3. Qxg7 and mate next move)
3. Qxg7 Re8 ( or 3. ... any 4. QxR# )
4. Rd7+ Bxd7
5. Qxd7#

So the only line left is:

1. Rxf7+ Kxf7
2. Ng5+

Now K is forced back since:

2. ... Kg6
3. Ne6+ Kf7 ( 3. ... Kh5 4. Qg5# ; 3 ... Kh6 4. Qg7+ 5. Kh5 Qg5# )
4. Qf5+ any
5. Nf6#

So we are down to:

2. ... Kf8 (or e8 or g

But the black Q has a check on g1 because the N on h3 moved and the white Q is under attack from the B on c8. So it's still complicated.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (AHq56)

211 And don't call him a Luddite. "Not every future is Star Trek, asshole. Some futures look like Blade Runner."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)


We've already seen 1984 level deletion of books and music off of 'private' devices, so No Shoelaces, Sherlock !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (LPnfS)

212 WTF? Pelosi is touting cannabis as a treatment for the dreaded Kung Flu. I swear, this whole thing is showing us all who is insane.

Posted by: megthered at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (FXERY)

213 Namaste. I think she will survive.

No argument. She is simply breathtaking.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:35 PM (v16oJ)

214 I'm streaming the Space X Dragon Exfil.

I am thinking of rickl.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:35 PM (x8Wzq)

215
170
Adv. problem (all forced):


1. Qxg7+ KxB
2. Bh6+ Kg8
3. Ne7+ NxN
4. Bxf7#

Noticing a theme in today's problems!


Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 01, 2020 06:19 PM (YqED9)

Black doesn't have to take the Queen.... See #142.
I caught OM a while back missing a branch in a problem, and now you need to show all branches to get full credit :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 01, 2020 06:35 PM (4LbHt)

216 link: https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=13OkD0C_TWU

Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 01, 2020 06:36 PM (LPnfS)

217 In the last few days I have seen a guy wearing a mask riding a bike on the shoulder against traffic going 70 mph, a woman wearing a mask dodging traffic crossing a busy 6 lane highway, and a bum passed out on the sidewalk wearing a mask. All 3 were 100X more in danger of dying from their present situation than from contracting covid from the open air.

Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

218 I
don't know, but if there's one trait of progressives that cheeses me
off the most, it's the one where they throw the first punch and then cry
like babies when they get hit back. That guy's girlfriend threw coffee
on the two maskless dudes and then spent the rest of the video howling
as if she were the victim. She probably was used to getting
participation trophies for everything she did in grade school.


I love the "I don't give a f***". Yeah, you're real tough. I wonder how your boyfriend, who is expected to cash the checks your big mouth writes, feels about that.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:36 PM (v16oJ)

219 That guy's girlfriend threw coffee on the two maskless dudes and then spent the rest of the video howling as if she were the victim.


I couldn't see much but she had a decent figure. I would have hit it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

220 214 I'm streaming the Space X Dragon Exfil.

I am thinking of rickl.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons

===========
Yes he used give us the heads up on spacex
Miss that
Damn

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 06:37 PM (scP6Z)

221 Pug Mahon @ 214- I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2020 06:38 PM (XhWtx)

222 In the last few days I have seen a guy wearing a mask riding a bike on the shoulder against traffic going 70 mph, a woman wearing a mask dodging traffic crossing a busy 6 lane highway, and a bum passed out on the sidewalk wearing a mask. All 3 were 100X more in danger of dying from their present situation than from contracting covid from the open air.
Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020


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I really think these masks affect the wearers' vision. In the grocery I keep getting almost run down by masked fools pushing their carts while paying no attention to their surroundings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:39 PM (rpbg1)

223 Rickl has a front row view.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2020 06:39 PM (GertU)

224 212 And all along saying HCQ is a killer

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:39 PM (6f16T)

225 I really think these masks affect the wearers' vision. In the grocery I keep getting almost run down by masked fools pushing their carts while paying no attention to their surroundings.


It's the oxygen deprivation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

226 Rickl has a front row view.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2020 06:39 PM (GertU)

Yup.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:40 PM (x8Wzq)

227 That guy's girlfriend threw coffee on the two maskless dudes and then spent the rest of the video howling as if she were the victim.


I couldn't see much but she had a decent figure. I would have hit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020


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She did indeed. A nice change from the usual landwhales, males and females both, in these videos.

Still, the guy who got the coffee thrown on him should have knocked her out and told her boyfriend, "Come at me, bro."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:40 PM (rpbg1)

228 The worst is the gal putting herself between her "man" and the guy - they know we have issues with raising a hand to females - the naked Athena ploy.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 01, 2020 06:40 PM (nFRLh)

229 Comment on Advanced.

I see the concensus seems to be Qxg7 which I missed because I did not see that the R is then guarded by the N ... but none of the solutions posted seem complicated enough. I will look at it.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (AHq56)

230 In
the grocery I keep getting almost run down by masked fools pushing
their carts while paying no attention to their surroundings.


I constantly find myself going against the arrows at the beginning of the aisles, not because I'm making a statement, but because it's just stupid and I don't think about it.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (v16oJ)

231 I really think these masks affect the wearers' vision. In the grocery I keep getting almost run down by masked fools pushing their carts while paying no attention to their surroundings.


It's the oxygen deprivation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020


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Which is what I keep telling people!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (rpbg1)

232 The dainty and demure Razorfist on The Case for Physical Media:


Not a metalhead, but I like his videos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (HaL55)

233 And the Murder She Wrote chick was smokin

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (nFRLh)

234 I love the "I don't give a f***". Yeah, you're real tough.

What is it with all of this rage? Especially these harpies that think they're going to come out on the winning end assaulting a guy? Granted, the dude that got the coffee tossed in his mug was no Chuck Norris by any stretch but that little miscreant keeps this shit up she is going to soon pick the wrong guy to eff with.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)

235 214 I'm streaming the Space X Dragon Exfil.
I am thinking of rickl.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:35 PM (x8Wzq)


I do miss rickl.

Dang.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (7m7+9)

236 233
And the Murder She Wrote chick was smokin


I....have no response to that.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:42 PM (v16oJ)

237 WTF? Pelosi is touting cannabis as a treatment for the dreaded Kung Flu. I swear, this whole thing is showing us all who is insane.

-
Inhaling marijuana into compromised lungs? What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 06:43 PM (+y/Ru)

238 Arrows on aisles, uh - no.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 01, 2020 06:43 PM (nFRLh)

239 And the Murder She Wrote chick was smokin

I....have no response to that.
Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020


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Simple. She *was* smokin', back in the '40s and '50s. By the time of MSW she was a handsome older woman, but not smokin' any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:43 PM (rpbg1)

240 Pelosi family is in the supply bidness, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)

241 Arrows on aisles, uh - no.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 01, 2020


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I notice them sometimes, usually when I'm leaving the aisle going what they say is the wrong way.

Eff 'em.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2020 06:44 PM (rpbg1)

242 Simple.
She *was* smokin', back in the '40s and '50s. By the time of MSW she
was a handsome older woman, but not smokin' any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Different strokes. She never did anything for me.

Posted by: pep at August 01, 2020 06:44 PM (v16oJ)

243 WTF? Pelosi is touting cannabis as a treatment for the dreaded Kung Flu. I swear, this whole thing is showing us all who is insane.

-
Inhaling marijuana into compromised lungs? What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 06:43 PM (+y/Ru)



You vape it. Hash oil cut with vitamin E oil. Makes sure every drop of magical THC stays in the lungs for more curing power.

- Natzi Pelosi

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2020 06:45 PM (1g7ch)

244 Iron lungs all around! We'll whip Trump's lung disease yet!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 06:45 PM (+y/Ru)

245 Cabot Cove had the same murder rate as Baltimore. That was a fucked up place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2020 06:46 PM (GertU)

246 I discussed this on the book thread a month or two ago. This incident is being used by some Scandi author to show that man is basically good and will naturally do good things, conveniently forgetting that the shipwrecked boys came from a strict Catholic school. So what it actually shows is that civilization can be maintained by a group of boys inculcated with 2000 years of Christian moral teaching. Which is hardly surprising.

Humans evolved to be a tribalistic pack animal who come together to fight exterior threats. We cooperate. The trouble starts when there isn't an exterior threat, then we must invent one.

Posted by: Max Power at August 01, 2020 06:46 PM (QCc6B)

247
People aren't going to vote for the party of Trannies, violent anti-whites, and Pedos, which are the Dems. Normies now see this.

"Normies" who want $600 a week forever from Publishers Clearinghouse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2020 06:46 PM (aKsyK)

248 I hadn't been keeping up...

Whatever happened to the 6 feet or mask rule?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2020 06:47 PM (1g7ch)

249 Hmm... can't see anything wrong with @142.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 01, 2020 06:47 PM (AHq56)

250 Arrows on aisles, uh - no.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 01, 2020 06:43 PM (nFRLh)

funny thing. My local Target store removed those stupid markers. Whoever runs that particular store knew it was stupid. It's a big store. Wide aisles.

Still have not died of the Wuhan, so i think I'm good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:47 PM (x8Wzq)

251 Chess babe looks like Gina Gerson.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 01, 2020 06:48 PM (M6NUl)

252
234
I love the "I don't give a f***". Yeah, you're real tough.

What
is it with all of this rage? Especially these harpies that think
they're going to come out on the winning end assaulting a guy? Granted,
the dude that got the coffee tossed in his mug was no Chuck Norris by
any stretch but that little miscreant keeps this shit up she is going to
soon pick the wrong guy to eff with.


Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)

============================================
Could be someone like me.
As Momma Badger told me when I was a young badger, "Son it's OK to smack a girl, BUT never strike a lady!"

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 01, 2020 06:48 PM (4LbHt)

253 207---....if there's one trait of progressives that cheeses me off the most, it's the one where they throw the first punch and then cry like babies when they get hit back.....

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:34 PM (7m7+9)
-------------------------------------------------
Oh, yes. Come to think of it, that's their main schtick.

They have been pummeling us for years, calling us everything from Nazis to KKKers to Russian agents.
If someone like Trump hits back, .....waaaaaa!
Mommy! It's divisive!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 06:48 PM (M/9m0)

254 Those alleged wine yards Pelosi hubby owns in CA...you know what he is really growing there, right ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)

255 Pressurized mating hatch.

Yes

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 06:48 PM (QPcUQ)

256 Could be someone like me.
As Momma Badger told me when I was a young badger, "Son it's OK to smack a girl, BUT never strike a lady!"
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 01, 2020 06:48 PM (4LbHt)


"Never strike a lady !"


Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:49 PM (zr5Kq)

257 Iron lungs all around! We'll whip Trump's lung disease yet!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 06:45 PM (+y/Ru)

didn't Weird Al do a song called "Mr. Frump and the Iron Lung?" From the Dr. Demento days?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:49 PM (x8Wzq)

258 off sock

Posted by: Chuck C at August 01, 2020 06:50 PM (d/5jB)

259 Anastasya was born 29 May 1982

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:51 PM (6f16T)

260 I find it kind of funny that Bob and Doug's Space Boots look a lot like the galoshes my grandpa wore to clear irrigation ditches.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 06:51 PM (x8Wzq)

261 Angela Lansbury was British hot.
I enjoyed her tarty maid in Gaslight.

Posted by: Pelosi's Bong Water at August 01, 2020 06:52 PM (a1s18)

262 I work in the landscape business so my mask is made of the fine mesh that goes over drain pipe. Very breathable and covers my face as mandated by Twitmer. Meanwhile, I have a customer who shows up in long pants, long sleeve shirt, large sunhat and face mask. On 90+ degree days. I think she is more likely to die from heatsroke or vitamin E deficiency. But what do I know?

Posted by: Pebbles at August 01, 2020 06:54 PM (VCawh)

263 Bob and Doug need to take off, eh?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:55 PM (7m7+9)

264 Bill Clinton is on his last legs. He's almost as feeble as Joe Biden in this clip:

https://bit.ly/3glf5rL

More elder abuse pushing him out on to the stage (although I admit, he may have begged for the microphone)

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2020 06:55 PM (/2aWP)

265 I think I've corrupted people by my mask non-compliance....

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)

266 Next up in WuFlu Theater:

After the massive success of attempting to force Americans to wear masks and gloves like a bunch 5 foot Commie slaves, Fauci recommends we have white government vans do laps around the cities spraying some sort of chemical fog into the air.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 01, 2020 06:56 PM (luzVb)

267 164 Trolling a chess thread. How sad is that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 01, 2020 06:17 PM (dLLD6)


Must be a slow day at the glory holes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 06:57 PM (7m7+9)

268 Fauci is fit to be tied. No, really , with rope and stuff.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 06:58 PM (zr5Kq)

269 So what happened? Also, was that guy taking a video of his thumb?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

I dont know, but if there's one trait of progressives that cheeses me off the most, itsthe one where they throw the first punch and then cry like babies when they get hit back. That guys girlfriend threw coffee on the two maskless dudes and then spent the rest of the video howling as if she were the victim. She probably was used to getting participation trophies for everything she did in grade school.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 0

Plus she lied and started claiming the MAGA guy threw the first punch and she didnt throw coffee. According to a MBeach friend, he was wearing a body cam which is why hes laughing when the B starts accusing them of attacking her. Apparently when the cops arrived they asked the MAGA burrito guy if he wanted to press charges. He said not if they apologize to us . They apologized.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2020 06:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

270 I think I've corrupted people by my mask non-compliance....


Stapled to my cold dead face, brother.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 01, 2020 06:59 PM (luzVb)

271 264 Bill Clinton is on his last legs. He's almost as feeble as Joe Biden in this clip:

https://bit.ly/3glf5rL

More elder abuse pushing him out on to the stage (although I admit, he may have begged for the microphone)

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2020 06:55 PM (/2aWP)


Another minute of that clip may be confirming.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:00 PM (QPcUQ)

272 And as for the troll on the last thread who talked about Trump golfing while people are coming to the end of their stimulus money, I believe Mark Meadows said the Republicans had submitted four proposals all of which were rejected by the Dems because they want a bunch of crazy leftist stuff including mail in voting. And this woman on twitter notes:

The Dem plan has zero, I repeat, ZERO dollars to help small business, out of 3.4 trillion additional dollars they want to spend. JFC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 07:00 PM (oDRcK)

273 Although I know next to nothing about chess, what I'm about to say is tangentially related. I just saw a coffee table book of photographs by Dennis Hopper from the 1960s. One photo was of Marcel Duchamp playing chess with a young nude woman.

Duchamp designed the chess pieces.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 01, 2020 07:01 PM (2RBkF)

274 I would have punched the manhatten beach chick
F chivalry they threw the that overboard a long time ago

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 07:02 PM (scP6Z)

275
A carjacking suspect who had already been arrested shot three Chicago police officers as they attempted to escort him into custody on Thursday morning, authorities said.


The
gunman was being taken out of a patrol van and walked into Northwest
Side police station at around 9.30am when he opened fire, hitting the
officers.


One of the officers remains in a critical condition in hospital, CBS
reported. His two colleagues and the suspect have been released, the
network said.




I thought taking down those Columbus statues was going to turn Chicago into a peaceful utopia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:03 PM (/TNvV)

276 couldn't see much but she had a decent figure. I would have hit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020


Manhattan beach. Everyone Is good looking but most are crazy.

Posted by: LASue at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

277 The Clenis funeral will be epic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (GertU)

278 264 Bill Clinton is on his last legs. He's almost as feeble as Joe Biden in this clip:
https://bit.ly/3glf5rL
More elder abuse pushing him out on to the stage (although I admit, he may have begged for the microphone)
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2020 06:55 PM (/2aWP)
Another minute of that clip may be confirming.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:00 PM (QPcUQ)

I love how the crowd reacts like they are all butt hurt and shocked. Awwwwwww! Hoooooooooo!

The man is a rapist. That is all he's good at and he knows it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

279 That top pic looks like the Jessica Fletcher lady. Forgot her name.

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (+ljgK)

280 As a color, ecru has a real identity crisis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (wPVhA)

281 If you like sports but are fed up with the NFL and NBA, the Bee has good news for you.

Sports
Multiple Peaceful Protests Break Out At Hockey Games
August 1st, 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)

282 The Dem plan has zero, I repeat, ZERO dollars to help small business, out of 3.4 trillion additional dollars they want to spend. JFC.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 07:00 PM (oDRcK)


The 3.4T is to keep your grandchildren and their grandchildren on the plantation as tax slaves regardless of how they vote.

The dems grandchildren to the nth generation
will be living off trust funds from the skim on the 3.4T.

The plan is that simple.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2020 07:05 PM (1g7ch)

283 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 01, 2020 06:59 PM (luzVb)


I lead by example...

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)

284 That top pic looks like the Jessica Fletcher lady. Forgot her name.
Posted by: Emmie

Nikki Minaj !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:05 PM (arJlL)

285 I love that Kate has worn the same dress more than once!

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2020 07:06 PM (+ljgK)

286 You know, I gotta say that 30's and 40's fashions and hairstyles for women always appealed to me. I guess maybe that it let women look like women.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 01, 2020 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

287 Nikki Minaj !


Nikki Hilton !!

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)

288 Also from the Bee:

Politics


Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 07:07 PM (+y/Ru)

289 Joan Collins!

Posted by: Pelosi's Bong Water at August 01, 2020 07:07 PM (a1s18)

290 I've never raised a hand to the opposite sex but if your throw a hot beverage in my face and then try and tag-team me with your boyfriend, all bets are off. Especially if you appear to be going after my eyes with your nails. Hard to tell but it looked that way to me in that vid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2020 07:07 PM (EgshT)

291 277 The Clenis funeral will be epic.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (GertU)

---------

With some luck they may burn Hillary on a funeral pyre. Suttee FTW.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2020 07:08 PM (wPVhA)

292 Here's the article on mark Meadows slamming Democrats:

https://tinyurl.com/y3ay7nem

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 07:08 PM (oDRcK)

293 284 That top pic looks like the Jessica Fletcher lady. Forgot her name.
Posted by: Emmie

Nikki Minaj !
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:05 PM (arJlL)


Angela Lansbury. It came to me just before I googled it.

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2020 07:08 PM (+ljgK)

294 Looks like MLB is gonna end before it barely got started. LMAO!

Season is over. Moose out front...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 01, 2020 07:08 PM (dUJdY)

295 Nikki Minaj !


Nikki Hilton !!



I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.

Posted by: Prince at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (gd9RK)

296 Who has never heard of "Kelly green" or "ecru"? And she's a fashion expert? Ha!

Posted by: Toni at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (RdRuc)

297 Apparently when the cops arrived they asked the MAGA burrito guy if he wanted to press charges. He said not if they apologize to us . They apologized.




and so they learned nothing. The next time her, or her boyfriend might get a knife between their ribs.

Apropos of this, I had a friend who was killed on his bicycle by a drunk teenager who fled the scene but was later caught. My friend was almost 20 feet off the roadway. The guy's family wouldn't press charges being all good forgiving Christians. About six months later the kid, driving drunk again, hit three bicyclists, killing two. Now their life is over, his life is over, and I blame my friend's family for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

298 Who has never heard of "Kelly green" or "ecru"? And she's a fashion expert? Ha!
Posted by: Toni

Catfight !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (arJlL)

299 >>> Why do we HAVE toenails ?
~~~~~

Life questions.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:10 PM (sGotD)

300 The
gunman was being taken out of a patrol van and walked into Northwest
Side police station at around 9.30am when he opened fire, hitting the
officers.
One of the officers remains in a critical condition in hospital, CBS
reported. His two colleagues and the suspect have been released, the
network said.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:03 PM (/TNvV)

He was uncuffed and armed in a police van? What am I missing here?

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:10 PM (BAsqb)

301 About
six months later the kid, driving drunk again, hit three bicyclists,
killing two. Now their life is over, his life is over, and I blame my
friend's family for it.


I'd have to agree.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2020 07:11 PM (EgshT)

302 How does a perp in custody still have a gun and the ability to fire it? That makes no sense.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p8)

303 hey though, the news says that because of the hurricane, the dragon capsule will be landing in the Gulf straight south of me.

I might have to drive to where I can see it come down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

304 He was uncuffed and armed in a police van? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:10 PM (BAsqb)

--------

To be fair, Social workers are still learning police procedures.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2020 07:12 PM (wPVhA)

305
Said earlier on end of my bike ride here in suburbia guy walks out of
his house mask full on and walked to his car in his driveway, no one
around but him and me on street riding by.

People are so easy to be turned into sheep its not funny

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:29 PM (6f16T)


I've seen people do that too. The mask has magic powers to stop the Flu Manchu from flying out of nowhere to attack and kill you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:12 PM (/TNvV)

306 299 >>> Why do we HAVE toenails ?
~~~~~

Life questions.
Posted by: IrishEi
========
Armor to keep us from smashing our toes ?

Posted by: Harley at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (scP6Z)

307 Looks like MLB is gonna end before it barely got started

---

Too bad, so sad.

NBA and NFL are next.

Posted by: SMH at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (RU4sa)

308 I watched some.of the hockey today and no wokeness. Other than opening day, MLB has been watchable.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (4vNgL)

309 Why do we HAVE toenails ?

Cat fight advantage.

Posted by: Pelosi's Bong Water at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (a1s18)

310 307 Looks like MLB is gonna end before it barely got started

---

Too bad, so sad.

NBA and NFL are next.
Posted by: SMH at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (RU4sa)

I find this acceptable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

311 277
The Clenis funeral will be epic.



Does it get its own casket?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (AHq56)

312 Nikki Minaj !


Nikki Hilton !!


I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.
Posted by: Prince at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (gd9RK)

Friend with benefits. That's Hot !

Posted by: Paris Hilton at August 01, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

313 Why do we HAVE toenails ?

-
Planned obsolecence conspiracy by Big Sock. Otherwise our socks would last forever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

314 NBA and NFL are next.

Probably. These athletes seem to be Wu magnates, plus the media seems eager to report each and every "positive" case.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2020 07:15 PM (EgshT)

315 Why do we HAVE toenails ?

-
Planned obsolecence conspiracy by Big Sock. Otherwise our socks would last forever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Darn it !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:15 PM (arJlL)

316 Belmont stakes is on, racing without a audience?

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:15 PM (6f16T)

317 People are so easy to be turned into sheep its not funny

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 06:29 PM (6f16T)

-----------

The ones driving their cars with a mask on but no passengers are the ones I don't get. I just smirk and point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2020 07:16 PM (wPVhA)

318 Why do we HAVE toenails ?
~~~~~

Life questions.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:10 PM (sGotD)

To prevent the toes, or fingers, from being worn down to nubs.

Tony Iommi, the creator of Black Sabbath, lost three fingertips in a sheet metal slicer accident as a youth. He still endures achy pains when he plays his guitar, even with plastic finger covers. Nails are a good thing. Works for toes too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 07:16 PM (x8Wzq)

319 Anyone seen the ad for the plastic face covering that fits onto the bill of a baseball hat?

Link below is not what I saw ad for but it's the same type of thing.

https://capshields.com/

Personally, I don't think they show your true commitment to SJW'ing over the KungFlu but wanted to share.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 01, 2020 07:16 PM (VnpL7)

320 The Clenis funeral will be epic.

-
Start in the fall and continue through winter and spring culminating in his rising on Easter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

321 I tried watching baseball with no fans in the stands. Flat. No energy, no excitement. Blah. Like batting practice.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:17 PM (4EyHE)

322 He was uncuffed and armed in a police van? What am I missing here?

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:10 PM (BAsqb)

There aren't any details on how he had a gun. He might have grabbed a cop's gun. But here's something on the innocent lamb who did the shooting

Police sources said the shooter is a 25-year-old felon paroled just three months ago. He's been sentenced to prison four times, according to court records. He's been convicted of illegal gun possession by a felon and aggravated assault with a vehicle. He also has two felony drug convictions.


Jabba the Pritzker let 4,000 criminals out of jail around that time because the poor dears might get Flu Manchu in prison. I'll bet this was one of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:17 PM (/TNvV)

323 Apropos
of this, I had a friend who was killed on his bicycle by a drunk
teenager who fled the scene but was later caught. My friend was almost
20 feet off the roadway. The guy's family wouldn't press charges being
all good forgiving Christians. About six months later the kid, driving
drunk again, hit three bicyclists, killing two. Now their life is over,
his life is over, and I blame my friend's family for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, they got blood on their hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2020 07:17 PM (9Om/r)

324 Toe nails are a evolution left over. Horses and such have 1 big nail and we have just the ends of toes left

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:17 PM (6f16T)

325 Do you guys remember a number of months ago ace posted an ASMR video ? Some woman making tea. or something like that ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)

326 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:18 PM (arJlL)

327 I watched some.of the hockey today and no wokeness. Other than opening day, MLB has been watchable.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (4vNgL)

There was wokeness at the beginning of the Blackhawks-Oilers game.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:18 PM (p2kj9)

328 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:18 PM (4EyHE)

329 324 Toe nails are a evolution left over. Horses and such have 1 big nail and we have just the ends of toes left
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:17 PM (6f16T)

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I guess this explains the vestigial horse dicks then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2020 07:19 PM (wPVhA)

330 The funniest craziest shit GEOTUS has said on camera yet. I can't stop laughing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ nebuUchadnezzar/status/1289559169725390849

Here's the #Trump video everyone's talking about.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 01, 2020 07:19 PM (4dMoq)

331 Why do we HAVE toenails ?

-
Planned obsolecence conspiracy by Big Sock. Otherwise our socks would last forever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Darn it !
Posted by: JT

They're a bunch of heels!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 01, 2020 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)

332 I don't understand why negotiations on a bill have to be done in secret. Let the President sit at the head of the table, with the donks on one side and Republicans on the other. Let the cameras roll, live, televised.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 01, 2020 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)

333 I am encouraged by some of the Christian athletes who are remaining standing during the whole kneeling wokeness stupidity.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:20 PM (4EyHE)

334 I guess this explains the vestigial horse dicks then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Vestigal means swinging ?

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:20 PM (arJlL)

335 And
as for the troll on the last thread who talked about Trump golfing
while people are coming to the end of their stimulus money, I believe
Mark Meadows said the Republicans had submitted four proposals all of
which were rejected by the Dems because they want a bunch of crazy
leftist stuff including mail in voting. And this woman on twitter
notes:



The Dem plan has zero, I repeat, ZERO dollars to help small
business, out of 3.4 trillion additional dollars they want to spend.
JFC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 07:00 PM (oDRcK)

The Democrats went home too.
Basically they want that bill that passed the House a bunch of weeks ago. "Give us that, we'll give you the UI and business help stuff."
Schumer actually said on the Senate floor that it didn't matter if Congress passed a UI extension this very weekend because people wouldn't be getting benefits for weeks or even months.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (p2kj9)

336 Charles Laughton was one of those very kinda scary actors who actually seem to disappear into their roles. I imagine that was what made Garrick so great. Brando was one. Joan Plowright another one. It's not just great acting; it's something else. Any others?

Posted by: Caliban at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (QE8X6)

337 Do you guys remember a number of months ago ace posted an ASMR video ? Some woman making tea. or something like that ?
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)
~~~~~

I remember. It was supposed to be all calming-like. I wanted to punch her.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (sGotD)

338 zo, youtube gavee me a bunch of others, cookies and all that. did you know that there is universe of these things ? and they are suppose to work for relaxation, to put you to sleep. triggers of some sort.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)

339 Shit. I got played. Still worth it though.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (4dMoq)

340 Stands are empty, too strange

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:22 PM (6f16T)

341 I am listening to the young team on the Space X Exfil.

Every time I hear Bod and Doug, I see Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis.

Bob: I get to drive.

Doug: No way. You always grind the gears!

Bob: Do Not. You don't know how to drive a ten-speed.

Doug: do too. You knob.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 07:22 PM (x8Wzq)

342 I remember. It was supposed to be all calming-like. I wanted to punch her.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (sGotD)

mean girl

BUT, ASMR is a whole genre on youtube.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)

343 The guy's family wouldn't press charges being
all good forgiving Christians. About six months later the kid, driving
drunk again, hit three bicyclists, killing two. Now their life is over,
his life is over, and I blame my friend's family for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

Forgiveness does not mean elimination of punishment, or it becomes enabling. Your parents love you, but Mom will paste you one right in the kisser if you act like an asshole. It is not love to forgive everything.

Your truest friend is the guy who will grab you by the collar and tell you to stop acting like a dipshit, not the guy who's egging you on.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:22 PM (BAsqb)

344 Stands are empty, too strange

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:22 PM (6f16T)



And I don't know what they're trying to accomplish with those cardboard cut-out people. Stupid.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:23 PM (4EyHE)

345 (not chocolate chip cookies, cookie that loads into memory)

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:23 PM (zr5Kq)

346 On the thread topic, my dear departed Pop taught me the game when I was maybe ten or eleven. We played many times throughout the years and I recall it as a pretty cool father-son bonding experience. On the negative side, I managed to defeat him exactly twice in all of that time. I suppose chess is like anything else - some people just don't have an aptitude for it. That would be me. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2020 07:23 PM (EgshT)

347 277 The Clenis funeral will be epic.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2020 07:04 PM (GertU)
----------------------------------
It will depend on the news cycle and the Party's immediate needs, I think.
Clinton's stock has gone down since the #Metoo hysteria, Hillary's loss, and a renewed concern about China.

Besides, it looks like the Lewis funeral is going to last months. Clinton better not interfere with that!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:23 PM (M/9m0)

348 Democrats will not give anything that looks like a victory to Trump

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:23 PM (6f16T)

349 I remember. It was supposed to be all calming-like. I wanted to punch her.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:21 PM (sGotD)

who did it ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)

350 sorry bad cut and pate

Vendette, who went woke - Blackhawks ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)

351 I
don't understand why negotiations on a bill have to be done in secret.
Let the President sit at the head of the table, with the donks on one
side and Republicans on the other. Let the cameras roll, live,
televised.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 01, 2020 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)

They don't call it "sausage-making" for nothing.
Those public negotiations are pretty much for show. The real negotiating happens behind the scenes, particularly at the staff level. But in this case Schumer and Pelosi and their people want to be negotiating directly with Manchin and Meadows and their people.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:24 PM (p2kj9)

352 Do you guys remember a number of months ago ace posted an ASMR video ? Some woman making tea. or something like that ?
Posted by: runner

Had she been nekkid, I would've remembered.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL)

353
Besides, it looks like the Lewis funeral is going to last months. Clinton better not interfere with that!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:23 PM (M/9m0)

It would be funny if someone deepfaked a phone call recording of Hillary talking to Anderson Cooper and her telling him Bill's death date ahead of time.

Obviously, no one should do that, because it is wrong.

I'm just saying: It would be funny if someone did.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:25 PM (BAsqb)

354

Had she been nekkid, I would've remembered.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL)

nekkid hands

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

355 Had she been nekkid, I would've remembered.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL)

nekkid hands
Posted by: runner

Its a start !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (arJlL)

356 who did it ?
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)
~~~~~

Some lady. She didn't have a care in the world. Everything was just lovely.

Idiot.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (sGotD)

357 They don't call it "sausage-making" for nothing.
Those public negotiations are pretty much for show. The real negotiating happens behind the scenes, particularly at the staff level. But in this case Schumer and Pelosi and their people want to be negotiating directly with Manchin and Meadows and their people.
Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:24 PM (p2kj9)

The legislators don't even write the bills-- staffers and lobbyists do that. Big example: Pelosi and her "We have to pass this bill to find out what's in it" on Obamacare. The fucking bill was thick enough to be used as a jackstand for a tire change, NONE of them wrote it or even read it, I think.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (BAsqb)

358 Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:20 PM (4EyHE)

Yes, as far as professional athletes, Jonathan Issac of the Orlando Magic is an ordained minister. He said that he was standing and praying and wasn't wearing a BLM shirt during the anthem because he believes that Jesus is the answer, not all that BLM stands for.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (oDRcK)

359 Yes,
as far as professional athletes, Jonathan Issac of the Orlando Magic
is an ordained minister. He said that he was standing and praying and
wasn't wearing a BLM shirt during the anthem because he believes that
Jesus is the answer, not all that BLM stands for.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (oDRcK)



I knew that he stood, but I didn't realize he was ordained. Very cool.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:28 PM (4EyHE)

360 almost ready for de-docking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 07:29 PM (x8Wzq)

361 Some lady. She didn't have a care in the world. Everything was just lovely.

Idiot.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (sGotD)


sorry , Irish. that was a bad cut and paste job. the question was to Venedtee, hockey game wokeness and who was the offender.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

362 351 You are absolutely right on that. We only elect a figurehead to the House or Senate. It's the staff wheeling and dealing. I had that movie Argo on the other night, and John Goodman makes the statement he could teach a rhesus monkey how to be a director in 24 hours. Pretty much the same for our 535 "betters".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 01, 2020 07:30 PM (C1Lsn)

363 Vendette, who went woke - Blackhawks ?

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)

There was some sort of pre-game ceremony going on and I changed the channel to watch something else before the game started. So if "wokeness" = kneeling for the anthem, I don't know if it happened there.

Honestly, and for those of you who know me from my scribes about hockey this is saying a lot, I am not that enthusiastic for this hockey playoff.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:30 PM (p2kj9)

364 Besides, it looks like the Lewis funeral is going to last months.

He said he was hit by bricks ?

He looks like he got hit with the ugly stick.

More'n one st !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2020 07:30 PM (arJlL)

365 i didnt see the start of the NYC hockey, so, perhaps i missed that part; watching the games was not offensive. i listened to Castiglione's radio call while in Maine and it sounded very normal even when losing to Baltimore. I will.miss football.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2020 07:30 PM (4vNgL)

366 Umbilicals are retracted!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

367 The Hawks won.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

368 333 I am encouraged by some of the Christian athletes who are remaining standing during the whole kneeling wokeness stupidity.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:20 PM (4EyHE)
----------------------------
Notice that none of the Cubs knelt on opening day.
More surprisingly, none of the Brewers did either.

I say "more surprisingly" because they have more Am-black regulars.

Jason Heyward gave obligatory support to all of the fuzzy racial justice stuff but said he would not diss the flag and anthem. IIRC, Lorenzo Cain said pretty much the same thing.
These guys maybe exercise positive leadership on their teams.

In any case, yeah, you have to admire the ones on kneeling teams who refuse to do it, whether for patriotic or religious reasons.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:32 PM (M/9m0)

369 366 Umbilicals are retracted!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

Usually they get clamped and cut. Huh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

370 What could possibly go wrong?
Hundreds become lawyers in Washington state without taking the bar exam due to COVID-19 exemption-

https://tinyurl.com/yy2uyng7

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2020 07:32 PM (wiXsO)

371 Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:03 PM (/TNv

You can't do a cursory pat down. I can't believe this continues to happen.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

372 Blackhawks[/].

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)

373 The
legislators don't even write the bills-- staffers and lobbyists do
that. Big example: Pelosi and her "We have to pass this bill to find
out what's in it" on Obamacare. The fucking bill was thick enough to be
used as a jackstand for a tire change, NONE of them wrote it or even
read it, I think.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (BAsqb)

Forgot the lobbyists; sorry about that.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:33 PM (p2kj9)

374 What a gorgeous day. Almost forgot about the virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2020 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)

376 Solutions up. Moviegique's movie thread will be posted in about half an hour.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 07:34 PM (pJwvL)

377 Race is next after commercial

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (6f16T)

378 Notice that none of the Cubs knelt on opening day.

More surprisingly, none of the Brewers did either.




Margarita, can you believe I didn't even watch? This whole mess has really disheartened me. Even to the point where I lapsed in my fan-dom. Good for them for standing up. That makes me happy to hear that.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (4EyHE)

379 Close the Pod Bay door, HAL...

Posted by: klaftern at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (RuIsu)

380 Yep...hockey has a kneeler(s?) too

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (/6GbT)

381 19 more hours...and they are home ! (that's 19 hours, right ??)

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

382 353--Obviously, no one should do that, because it is wrong.....
Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:25 PM (BAsqb)
-----------------------------

See, if we had Soros money, we could hire someone to ....
Oh, never mind.
It would be wrong!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (M/9m0)

383 Nice Kubrickian feel to the departing capsule shot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

384 56 The Antifa terrorists have been occupying Portland for three years now (and the governor, mayor, and police commish have been helping them do it). Tell me how the part before this year was about George Floyd.

Posted by: jdgalt at August 01, 2020 07:37 PM (3SFo/)

385 Bob and Doug have never been higher!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

386 Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (4EyHE)

It's almost as depressing to me that we are lowered to praising people for not kneeling to our National Anthem.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 01, 2020 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

387 Margarita,
can you believe I didn't even watch? This whole mess has really
disheartened me. Even to the point where I lapsed in my fan-dom. Good
for them for standing up. That makes me happy to hear that.




Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (4EyHE)


I haven't watched a game because of all of this BLM horse manure but I must confess to checking scores. It feels so odd not following baseball now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:39 PM (/TNvV)

388 Sox are a AAA team

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2020 07:39 PM (4vNgL)

389 The legislators don't even write the bills-- staffers and lobbyists do that. Big example: Pelosi and her "We have to pass this bill to find out what's in it" on Obamacare. The fucking bill was thick enough to be used as a jackstand for a tire change, NONE of them wrote it or even read it, I think.

Posted by: Vanya at August 01, 2020 07:27 PM (BAsqb)


Read the bill, I can't read the bill.
_John Conyers

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:40 PM (QPcUQ)

390 Vanya @ 343- Forgiveness does not mean elimination of punishment. True that. Remember Carla Faye Tucker, who was convicted of murder and said 'no appeals, I still owe my life to the State Of Texas' And this was after she accepted Christ.

Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2020 07:42 PM (XhWtx)

391 Sox are a AAA team

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2020 07:39 PM (4vNgL)

If the Marlins play again, they'll be AAA at best, probably AA.

Cardinals may be headed that direction too.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:42 PM (p2kj9)

392 Tesla, planet Earth's most valuable car company.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

393 Why do we HAVE toenails ?
Cat fight advantage.
Posted by: Pelosi's Bong Water at August 01, 2020 07:13 PM (a1s1

So I can suck them clean.

Posted by: Dick Morris, Prevert at August 01, 2020 07:42 PM (Z+IKu)

394 370
OR has done the same thing.
These newly graduated lawyers will have plenty of work getting antifa types out and acting like Jerry Spence.
I give it a year and their first question to you will be, "Would you like fries with that?"

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 01, 2020 07:42 PM (d9Irc)

395 And there off!

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:43 PM (6f16T)

396 378---Margarita, can you believe I didn't even watch? ....

Posted by: grammie winger at August 01, 2020 07:36 PM (4EyHE)
------------------------
Yes, I believe it and understand.
We almost didn't.
It is all very sad.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:43 PM (M/9m0)

397 Welp, I missed the undocking.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:44 PM (QPcUQ)

398 Nevada Demonrats pass divisive mail-in ballot law. Allows Illegal ballot harvesting 97 days before election



https://tinyurl.com/y2hu5c95

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2020 07:44 PM (wiXsO)

399 Minnesota's Matt Dumba became the first NHL player to kneel during the U.S. national anthem when he did so before the opening playoff game between the Oilers and Blackhawks in Edmonton, Alberta.


Dumba knelt at center ice on Saturday while fellow Black players Malcolm Subban of Chicago and Darnell Nurse of Edmonton each stood with a hand on one of his shoulders. Several teams this week stood together during the U.S. and Canadian anthems, with some players locking arms to show solidarity.


With the message "END RACISM" on the video screens around him, the Wild defenseman made a passionate speech about racial injustice on behalf of the league and the Hockey Diversity Alliance.





Well they got to hockey too. Odd how there isn't an NBA or NFL Diversity Alliance

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:46 PM (/TNvV)

400 Democrats are going to use every vote fraud in their inventory

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2020 07:46 PM (6f16T)

401 Jonathan Isaac is right.
Politics and re-education camps will do nothing for race relations. They are COUNTER-productive.
Jesus truly is the only answer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:46 PM (M/9m0)

402 "Allows Illegal ballot harvesting 97 days before election"

2 can play that game.

Posted by: attilla with suspenders at August 01, 2020 07:48 PM (w7KSn)

403 Jesus is the answer, introductions may be our calling.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 01, 2020 07:48 PM (nFRLh)

404 Sigh.
I hate getting here late.
Anastasiya Is making me have impure thoughts about my queen.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2020 07:49 PM (axyOa)

405 398 Nevada Demonrats pass divisive mail-in ballot law. Allows Illegal ballot harvesting 97 days before election

https://tinyurl.com/y2hu5c95

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2020 07:44 PM (wiXsO)
-----------------


Big expectations that the feds or Trump will cause this not to happen.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:49 PM (QPcUQ)

406 I feel really weird today...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

407 399---Well they got to hockey too.....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:46 PM (/TNvV)
-------------------------------------------
Just a matter of time.
Leftism is a cancer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 07:49 PM (M/9m0)

408 >>I feel really weird today...

Lumpy?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2020 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)

409 > 400 Democrats are going to use every vote fraud in their inventory

And when the contested election finally goes in front of SCOTUS, Chief Justice Roberts will join the leftists and vote that Biden won. What won't be said is that's who he voted for in the general election anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2020 07:50 PM (3H9h1)

410 Minnesota's
Matt Dumba became the first NHL player to kneel during the U.S.
national anthem when he did so before the opening playoff game between
the Oilers and Blackhawks in Edmonton, Alberta.


Dumba knelt
at center ice on Saturday while fellow Black players Malcolm Subban of
Chicago and Darnell Nurse of Edmonton each stood with a hand on one of
his shoulders. Several teams this week stood together during the U.S.
and Canadian anthems, with some players locking arms to show solidarity.


With
the message "END RACISM" on the video screens around him, the Wild
defenseman made a passionate speech about racial injustice on behalf of
the league and the Hockey Diversity Alliance.


Well they got to hockey too. Odd how there isn't an NBA or NFL Diversity Alliance


Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:46 PM (/TNvV)

All three players mentioned are Canadian.

Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:51 PM (p2kj9)

411 Nevada Demonrats pass divisive mail-in ballot law. Allows Illegal ballot harvesting 97 days before election







https://tinyurl.com/y2hu5c95

Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2020 07:44 PM (wiXsO)


They are going to cheat their asses off to steal this election

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2020 07:51 PM (/TNvV)

412 He doesn't know the word yard.

He said about a meter per second or three feet per second. He thinks a yard is something white people pay Mexicans to tend.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:51 PM (QPcUQ)

413 A very young Angela Lansbury
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Probably about the age she was on stage during the Blitz. Fascinating career.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2020 07:51 PM (axyOa)

414 Jesus is the answer, introductions may be our calling.

===

Hola ! Como esta ?

Posted by: Jesus Rodriguez Esperanza at August 01, 2020 07:51 PM (zr5Kq)

415 I managed to get my car washed and was finishing rinsing, when the heavens opened and I got drenched.

The primary purpose was to get some pine sap, so that is ok, but I also found four more good sized gobs on the damn hood. Got about half of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2020 07:52 PM (A5zUN)

416 406
I feel really weird today...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

++++
Taking the Pelosi COVID cure?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 01, 2020 07:52 PM (T2NR8)

417 >>> I feel really weird today...
~~~~~

Today?

Just today?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:52 PM (sGotD)

418 Gee it would be a shame if some conservative with a print shop stole the design of the state mail in ballots, right off the web site, and printed up a bunch of blank replicas.
Maybe even millions of them...

Posted by: attilla with suspenders at August 01, 2020 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

419 2 can play that game.
Posted by: attilla with suspenders at August 01, 2020 07:48 PM (w7KSn)

That's not who we are

Posted by: GOP(e) Generals at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (/6GbT)

420 417 >>> I feel really weird today...
~~~~~

Today?

Just today?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:52 PM (sGotD)

Way more than usual today. Lightheaded. Fuzzy. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

421 Gee it would be a shame if some conservative with a print shop stole the design of the state mail in ballots, right off the web site, and printed up a bunch of blank replicas.
Maybe even millions of them...
Posted by: attilla with suspenders at August 01, 2020 07:53 PM (w7KSn)



Bwahahaha!!!!
Rookies.

Posted by: Dems at August 01, 2020 07:55 PM (axyOa)

422 atilla, and then filled them out with Hispanic names.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2020 07:55 PM (xjYds)

423 Suspend the election for 4 years

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:55 PM (QPcUQ)

424 Taking the Pelosi COVID cure?
Posted by: washrivergal at August 01, 2020 07:52 PM (T2NR

What's the Pelosi COVID cure? Death?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

425 They are approaching the ellipsoid.

I feel it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (QPcUQ)

426 "I feel really weird today...

Oh no 'som's got the covid cooties.

Posted by: freaked at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

427 Way more than usual today. Lightheaded. Fuzzy. Weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

Been eatin' your vegetables?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (A5zUN)

428 Way more than usual today. Lightheaded. Fuzzy. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
---

Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice in a Tijuana motel? Still have both kidneys?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

429 Nevada Demonrats pass divisive mail-in ballot law. Allows Illegal ballot harvesting 97 days before election



It's better to be a the front of a pack of disgraceful runners than at the back saying How disgraceful.

Republicans better learn to cheat better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (wqv28)

430 Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice in a Tijuana motel? Still have both kidneys?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

1) No.
2) Yes. Well, as far as I know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

431 I always read that as 'chest thread'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 01, 2020 07:57 PM (Jx5Qs)

432 Suspend the election for 4 years


A couple of my bleeding heart Lib colleagues are going apeshit over this.
I just laugh at them.
Better to be the trollER than the trollEE.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2020 07:57 PM (axyOa)

433 Way more than usual today. Lightheaded. Fuzzy. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)


Check your blood pressure.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 07:57 PM (QPcUQ)

434 Insom, you need a BP check.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2020 07:57 PM (xjYds)

435 Way more than usual today. Lightheaded. Fuzzy. Weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~

Have a Monster. It'll perk you right up.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sGotD)

436 Way more than usual today. Lightheaded. Fuzzy. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 01, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
---

Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice in a Tijuana motel? Still have both kidneys?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 01, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

DON'T BE DEWEY CROWE!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 01, 2020 07:58 PM (x8Wzq)

437 431 I always read that as 'chest thread'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 01, 2020 07:57 PM (Jx5Qs)

Truth in advertising:

https://tinyurl.com/yy3etokl

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)

438 Hmmm....chess babe.

I'd invade her Crimea.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2020 07:59 PM (rBtIz)

439 Model in the pink just below the Asian hottie is beautiful.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2020 07:59 PM (axyOa)

440 WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 07:59 PM (pJwvL)

441 I feel really weird today...

Don't take the brown acid. Moose out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 01, 2020 08:01 PM (pJwvL)

442
Today kicks ass!

We got all our chores done in the morning, because I was planning to make a fancy dinner for everyone. But then, Lady YD switched her normal bingo time to night because they have a big must-go jackpot she wants in on.

Then, the older kids' biological dad abruptly decided he'd like to take them swimming and spend the night at his house.

So I'm off the hook! Just me and Vanessa hanging out in a clean house, rocking out to loud music, and then we're going to listen to Roman history audiobooks while I eat junk food.

To top it all off, I checked the mail, and then remembered that a couple of weeks ago I gave a sucker a haircut on a 1967 Victory 10 Lirot coin, because it arrived by post. And it's in gorgeous condition.

This is all coming up roses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Dei Gratia, Coloradum Omnium Rex, Fidei Defensor, Americae Imperator at August 01, 2020 08:02 PM (Tm4zg)

443 Sand bags

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 08:02 PM (QPcUQ)

444 Why, thank you Diogenes!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 01, 2020 08:02 PM (sGotD)

445 410---All three players mentioned are Canadian.
Posted by: Vendette at August 01, 2020 07:51 PM (p2kj9)
------------------------------
I can't decide if that's better or worse.
I'm inclined to think it's even worse.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2020 08:03 PM (M/9m0)

446 nood movies

Posted by: Hands at August 01, 2020 08:03 PM (786Ro)

447 Think he said splash down is 5 o'clock GMT.

Now he said 12 AM UTC

I thought utc and gmt was the same

Now she said 6:48 gmt.

Well damn.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2020 08:05 PM (QPcUQ)

448 Truth in advertising:

https://tinyurl.com/yy3etokl

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)

I clicked as Heidi walked by. She looked down and said. "Horde".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 01, 2020 08:08 PM (Jx5Qs)

449 Left thread. Ate dinner. Came back and found that if I'd only read a few comments before posting, I would have been reminded that the lady was Angela Lansbury before I had a chance to declare my forgetfulness.

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2020 08:22 PM (+ljgK)

450 Motherfucking NHL did the same fucking shit as MLB, NFL & NBA

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 01, 2020 09:07 PM (1Dmt5)

451 SO MANY BEAUTIFUL CHESS CHICKS!

Posted by: Robert Ives at August 02, 2020 12:06 AM (3BKt+)

452 Chess babe is 38 years old. Obviously a older picture.

Posted by: Don at August 02, 2020 09:37 AM (CT2ag)

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