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Federal Court Judges and Jihadist Simps Overturn Death Penalty for Boston Marathon Bomber and Leftist Heartthrob Djokhar Tsarnaev
His sentence is thrown out because AWFL leftist women consider him good bean-flicking material.A federal appeals court Friday threw out Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's death sentence in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing, saying the judge who oversaw the case did not adequately screen jurors for potential biases. A three-judge panel of the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ordered a new penalty-phase trial on whether the 27-year-old Tsarnaev should be executed for the attack that killed three people and wounded more than 260 others. "But make no mistake: Dzhokhar will spend his remaining days locked up in prison, with the only matter remaining being whether he will die by execution," the judges said, more than six month after arguments were heard in the case.You're trying to save this monster's life. This is all just PR.
Meanwhile, federal judges are charging hard to keep Michael Flynn -- a man the DOJ has determined was framed by the previous corrupt administration -- in legal limbo and legal jeopardy forever. He, too, will probably die while still entangled in federal criminal process.
Tsarnaev's lawyers acknowledged at the beginning of his trial that he and his older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, set off the two bombs at the marathon finish line. But they argued that Dzhokar Tsarnaev is less culpable than his brother, who they said was the mastermind behind the attack.
#ButGorsuch, NeverTrump says, while fighting for the third term of the man they allegedly opposed, Barack Obama. Reminder: Here's a picture of the bloody aftermath of Djokhar's terrorist attack on civilians.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Priapism at July 31, 2020 04:52 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:53 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:53 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 04:54 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: PHenry at July 31, 2020 04:54 PM (CEG9E)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:55 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Harley at July 31, 2020 04:55 PM (OqsNP)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 31, 2020 04:55 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:56 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 04:56 PM (UWqZJ)
[ x ] binary
[ ] non-binary
I expect some partially kinetic free-speech responses from the left.
Also, I now have a visceral reaction to the phrase "make no mistake".
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 04:56 PM (yL25O)
Federal Court Judges and Jihadist Simps Overturn Death Penalty for Boston Marathon Bomber and Leftist Heartthrob Djokhar Tsarnaev
Simp-athy for the devil.
His sentence is thrown out because AWFL leftist women and gay liberal men think he's good spank material.
A federal appeals court Friday threw out Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's death sentence in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing, saying the judge who oversaw the case did not adequately screen jurors for potential biases.
A three-judge panel of the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ordered a new penalty-phase trial on whether the 27-year-old Tsarnaev should be executed for the attack that killed three people and wounded more than 260 others.
"But make no mistake: Dzhokhar will spend his remaining days locked up in prison, with the only matter remaining being whether he will die by execution," the judges said, more than six month after arguments were heard in the case.
You're trying to save this monster's life. This is all just PR.
Tsarnaev's lawyers acknowledged at the beginning of his trial that he and his older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, set off the two bombs at the marathon finish line. But they argued that Dzhokar Tsarnaev is less culpable than his brother, who they said was the mastermind behind the attack.
Meanwhile, federal judges are charging hard to keep Michael Flynn -- a man the DOJ has determined was framed by the previous corrupt administration -- in legal limbo and legal jeopardy forever.
He, too, will probably die while still entangled in federal criminal process.
#ButGorsuch, NeverTrump says, while fighting for the third term of the man they allegedly opposed, Barack Obama.
Posted by: Ace at 04:53 PM
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1 Fist and still cervix free
Posted by: Priapism at July 31, 2020 04:52 PM (2cfUo)
2 Dayum
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:53 PM (VcFUs)
3 Calling the otters
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:53 PM (VcFUs)
4 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers
happy friday. why aren't you drunk yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched
"Cautiously raises hand"
Posted by: Harley at July 31, 2020 04:56 PM (OqsNP)
Time for another Rolling Stone cover, Brother of Speed Bump!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (mvkYv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (9vnup)
Posted by: Harley at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (OqsNP)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Harley at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (OqsNP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (9vnup)
Posted by: Wine Mom at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (Tm4zg)
"Less culpable" my ass.
In the same way that a guard at Dachau was less culpable than Reinhard Heydrich because the guard was just following orders.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 04:59 PM (EGyGV)
*Paradise meaning unending eternal punishment without any hope, goodness, rest, peace, or joy
*Virgins meaning demons with flaming porcupine suppositories while being suspended upside down in a lake of boiling acidic tears
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 04:59 PM (BM6Pu)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 04:59 PM (cGEUA)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (VcFUs)
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Does it warrant the full barrel since only on post 12? Maybe reduce his sentence to a half barrel. Maybe a tub?
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (yL25O)
Must be a record for a whole-thread paste.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:58 PM (UAMe5)
It was ... discreet. Barely noticeable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I admit it. I LOLed.
Inhope he lives a nice loooong life, deep throating bubbles' elephant trunk dick while getting ass reamed by bubba and the butt slammers.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (VcFUs)
In the same way that a guard at Dachau was less culpable than Reinhard Heydrich because the guard was just following orders.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 04:59 PM (EGyGV)
+++++++++
Yup. Is conspiracy a crime with equivalent culpability between members or not? If we got together and plotted a murder and set it all up nice and clean, and then you ended up pulling the trigger, we'd get the same sentence. And rightly so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (hYcqw)
If what you have done is bad enough to warrant 10 or more years in the can, chop chop I say.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (cGEUA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (UAMe5)
His asshole wider than a home depot bucket by now
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (9vnup)
His asscervix receives regular injections of dick fat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: WisRich
Oh hell yes. We couldve been 800 comments in.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (ZLI7S)
After the Barrel, you'll need this to do some tightening up, I think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: navybrat at large at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Allie at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (BM6Pu)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (VcFUs)
++++++++++
If a hole-thread copy/paste happened that high, would Pixy just fail to load properly? I kinda suspect so, but I am unwilling to be the guy who figures that one out...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (hYcqw)
Look, I'm becoming very leery of the death penalty as currently applied due to the various and sundry fuckwittery with evidence and expert testimony and whatnot.
Here's the but. But in cases where there is no doubt about who did it? All that goes out the window.
Fry the asshole.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (NWEal)
He should be parboiled, then placed in a burlap sack with 9 feral cats and then the bag should be beaten with sticks.
If he survives, he should be set on fire and his corpse fed to hogs.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: navybrat at large at July 31, 2020 05:01 PM (w7KSn)
I believe Rush calls him "Speedbump".
Posted by: Allie at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (VcFUs)
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Does it warrant the full barrel since only on post 12? Maybe reduce his sentence to a half barrel. Maybe a tub?
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (G0vdT)
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That's not how the barrel works.
That's not how the barrel works at all.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (cGEUA)
If you're on on Twitter, DM me bruh! Nancy just got me a copy of Captain Marvel for the TV in my shed, and Jonah's bringin' over some gas station sushi. I'm set.
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (Tm4zg)
He intentionally placed the pressure cooker bomb right next to a little 6 year old boy.
He should be parboiled, then placed in a burlap sack with 9 feral cats and then the bag should be beaten with sticks.
If he survives, he should be set on fire and his corpse fed to hogs.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (1CsfP)
Is that all ya got, tovarisch? Bring it on!
Posted by: Zombie Rasputin at July 31, 2020 05:03 PM (EGyGV)
His asscervix receives regular injections of dick fat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM (EGyGV)
Horde anatomy lessons go places no lessons have ever been before.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 05:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2020 05:02 PM (Tm4zg)
++++++++++
Invite Kevin Williamson over, so you can make a sandwich with your hotdogs. You can flip a coin for who gets to be Lucky Pierre.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:03 PM (BM6Pu)
The numbers are now a little dated but at one time there were over 800 people in prison for homicide that were previously in prison for homicide.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:04 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (hYcqw)
His asshole wider than a home depot bucket by now
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2020 04:57 PM (9vnup)
His asscervix receives regular injections of dick fat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020
Pretty much sums up the day.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (3fR4G)
Posted by: trev006 at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (A6Wna)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
He is less culpable but he tried to run over the cop that was handcuffing his brother in the street? Bull shite!!!
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:03 PM (BM6Pu)
What are the odds that Speedbump Brother was the guy who taught him how to drive in the first place? The karma would be exquisite.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 05:06 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++
I think the other guy is already dead, so it's a useful way to knock his sentence back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:06 PM (hYcqw)
Boy, there's a non-provable assertion the Left can use over and over.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 05:06 PM (3fR4G)
56 Fine. Leave me muttering to myself back there on the old thread.
Posted by: bluebell
329 Nood bomb proof
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=389406
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 04:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Boswell at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (BM6Pu)
I think the other guy is already dead, so it's a useful way to knock his sentence back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:06 PM (hYcqw)
Dig him up and run over his remains a dozen more times.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (pNxlR)
in prison
Or until judges release him into the streets due to a virus.
One of those.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 05:06 PM (EGyGV)
...
How dare you impose your cultural driving norms on others, sir.
How. Dare. You.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (yL25O)
Well Hell then!!!
Friggin' Judges (plural) said so, so I guess it is true. Like judges be like all honorable and sh*t! (SWIDT?) And they never lie.
This bitch will be out in 20 years; less if Biden wins.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 05:08 PM (0OmEj)
*Paradise meaning unending eternal punishment without any hope, goodness, rest, peace, or joy
*Virgins meaning demons with flaming porcupine suppositories while being suspended upside down in a lake of boiling acidic tears
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 04:59 PM
I know Harley screwed up epically, but this sounds a little harsh.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 31, 2020 05:08 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 05:08 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (BM6Pu)
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Obama traded some for a traitor.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:08 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: spypeach at July 31, 2020 05:08 PM (Up/Jb)
Another of the victims is a woman from Newport. One of her legs was so badly damaged it had to be amputated.
When I lived in Boston I used to go to the Marathon every year and stand pretty much right where the first bomb went off. My sister used to work in the building and her company used to encourage employees to bring their families to the Marathon and used the company facilities since it's right near the finish line.
They set out to maim and kill random people for no reason at all. I have no problem at all with the death penalty in this case.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (kOpft)
If not, the Sullivan's antics become even *more* outrageous, of course, although all the meters are pegged out, the adjectives exhausted, and the mind blown on that already.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (OTzUX)
Local Boston news is beside itself, shocked.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (dUJdY)
a lot of limbs were amputated.
This is no longer a tolerable situation.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (BM6Pu)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (786Ro)
That being said, there's no doubt on this one and also the law allows it. Fry 'im.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (FCYej)
How dare you impose your cultural driving norms on others, sir.
How. Dare. You.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (yL25O)
I see you've watched me try to park.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (GbPPJ)
YUP
And while we're at it: WTH did the wife escape prosecution?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM (PbpT7)
Agree, but I'm at a loss as to what to do.
Posted by: spypeach at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (axyOa)
That is affording these people access to American legal system in the first place.
They are nothing more than Unlawful Enemy Combatants.
Therefore, they have no rights whatsoever on US soil. The notion that terrorism should be treated as a law enforcement issue is completely schizo.
They deserve to be hanged at dawn as soon as they are apprehended.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (sL159)
You cannot, in God's eyes, retreat from the hard calls.
And this as easy a call as there has ever been.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (bDqIh)
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I have to think she cut some kind of deal, but of course that's just a guess on my part.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (/669Q)
The last execution was in 1947. Remember that? Me neither.
Posted by: Willie Stark at July 31, 2020 05:12 PM (kk8TL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:12 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:12 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (sL159)
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Well they can't find her is the thing.
She was right there and then we watched some cat videos and now she's gone.
No accounting for it.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:12 PM (yL25O)
as in Revelations fire as in God brings the fire. Believe fire is a feature in Revelations. Makes sense now.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2020 05:11 PM (an7Mv)
If it's Goya, it's got to be gahh...whu?..wait I'm...the gugga...gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Willie Stark at July 31, 2020 05:12 PM (kk8TL)
OK, that clarifies things somewhat.
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Allie at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (vmRc0)
The last execution was in 1947. Remember that? Me neither.
Just going on what I see on the news - they are not *saying* they want him dead, but it's coming through loud and clear.
Joker managed to make Lefty Massachusetts folks want the death penalty applied to him good and hard.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++
T-46 minutes for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Pliney at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (nzKWW)
That being said, there's no doubt on this one and also the law allows it. Fry 'im.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
If the left continues to dance around with cw2 like this, vigilantes will drastically lower the admission price to the death penalty.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (VcFUs)
This is no longer a tolerable situation.
Posted by: ace at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM
I remember seeing the picture of a victim with at least one missing limb and someone is holding the artery in his hand to stop the blood flow while they wheeled the victim to the ambulance.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (BM6Pu)
Lady or the tiger.
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:15 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:15 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 05:15 PM (Tcdah)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
Like the song says, "It's 9:15 in the morning somewhere!"
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 05:15 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Zombie Rasputin
I have The Classic Sharkman Execution Method for Evil Assholes that involves 10 separate and distinct and incredibly painful steps, ending with the deceased in the form of ashes mixed with pig shit being fired into the center of the sun.
But I was driving so I couldn't type all that out.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (OQcPl)
Great job Boston PD.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM
I think he was actually shot several times when they pulled him out of the boat.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (qe5CM)
If the left continues to dance around with cw2 like this, vigilantes will drastically lower the admission price to the death penalty.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 31, 2020 05:14 PM (VcFUs)
Vigilante justice is how justice was meted out for nearly all of human history.
Codified laws and rules of evidence and due process and all the rest of it are very very new concepts indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)
Yep, just poured my second glass.
Posted by: spypeach at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (Up/Jb)
That being said, there's no doubt on this one and also the law allows it. Fry 'im.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (FCYej)
++++++++++++++
This is exactly me position. There are crimes for which death is a just punishment. My opposition to the death penalty is not a moral one. It's practical. Death is irreversible. And our judicial system is so badly corrupt that they shouldn't have the power of cold-blooded life and death. When they screw up and lock someone up for life, that person can be released. He can't be made whole, but he can be released and compensated. You can't release a dead man, and the operators of our criminal justice system have not shown themselves to be advocates or pursuers of truth, or even competent operators at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (hYcqw)
Of course they did. They will be toasted at all the cocktail parties.
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (frO9V)
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What about some justice that you don't get to actually have yourself, but you get to see it, from like ten feet away, through a hole in the closet door?
That's my favorite kind of justice, rolling down like a river of shame.
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (Tm4zg)
I'll have what Zod's having!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (an7Mv)
Surprisingly many people agreed with me that he needed to die, which surprised me. Needless to say I learned that you could be unfriended. No real loss.
Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (qe5CM)
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He was. He wrote some message inside the boat with his blood. If I recall it was along the lines of "I regret nothing" but in his own words.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)
Damn, I'm loving 2020.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (yj7IY)
We probably are one justice away from the death penalty being "unconstitutional".
Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
One needs a unanimous decision to get a conviction.
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (AiZBA)
How dare you impose your cultural driving norms on others, sir.
How. Dare. You.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:07 PM (yL25O)
I see you've watched me try to park.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 05:10 PM (GbPPJ)
...
Raptors don't want to backpedal right.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (AiZBA)
But what about the penalty phase?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (MpUgP)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (xPl2J)
++++++++++++
Penalty Phase is the name of my rock band.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++
T-46 minutes for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
***
Looking longingly at my cigar box and new bottle of Irish.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2020 05:09 PM
I surprised you didn't go
Bomber Lives Matter
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (6f16T)
Great job Boston PD.
Posted by: TexasDan
Keep him alive just to remind everyone that the entire population of the city of Boston, Brave Cradle of the American Revolution, cowered unarmed in their houses for three days while this wounded turd was on the loose.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (1CsfP)
Justice punishes those who love this country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (mht8P)
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Replace "justice" with "the judicial system" and I agree with you. No part of government has anything to do with justice at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (hYcqw)
. Leftist Heartthrob Djokhar Tsarnaev;
. Leftist Nipplethrob Andrew Cuomo; or
. Leftist Heartthrob Anthony Fauci?
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (DQ+ge)
Damn, I'm loving 2020.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
You mean Hurricane E I E I O?
Stay frosty, ma'am.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (xPJvm)
Great timing on his part.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
This is exactly me position. There are crimes for which death is a just punishment. My opposition to the death penalty is not a moral one. It's practical. Death is irreversible. And our judicial system is so badly corrupt that they shouldn't have the power of cold-blooded life and death. When they screw up and lock someone up for life, that person can be released. He can't be made whole, but he can be released and compensated. You can't release a dead man, and the operators of our criminal justice system have not shown themselves to be advocates or pursuers of truth, or even competent operators at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:17 PM (hYcqw)
This. Thank you summing up so succinctly my issues with the death penalty as well.
Even so, this guy deserves it. Deliberately putting a bomb by a six year old? That is evil.
Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (/H+aK)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (6f16T)
Great job Boston PD.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM
Boston PD, next time, open your eyes when shooting.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (3aI0K)
With all the alleged horrific things going on with respect to haitian children, etc, you'd think they would have snuffed her out in a second.
It makes me wonder if she has some sort of protection. Maybe Epstein loved her, or something.
Posted by: artemis at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (AwPyG)
We probably are one justice away from the death penalty being "unconstitutional".
Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2020 05:18 PM (gkdnV)
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Pretty rich to say that something in the Constitution is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (1CsfP)
++++++++++++
I remembered being appalled at the "shelter in place" shit. The 'Rona lockdowns cause the exact same feeling to well up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (hYcqw)
Virginia did it right -- it didn't drag on for years in appeals, and he didn't have time to, say, convert to Christianity or get a college degree, write a book and become a Lefty hero.
Just kill them and be done with it when there's no question they are the mass murderer/terrorist and move on.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)
Great job Boston PD.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:00 PM
I think he was actually shot several times when they pulled him out of the boat.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (qe5CM)
...
Well they didn't need to rush him to the hospital then.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (1CsfP)
I read an illustrated book of torture devices when I was kid. Unbelievable cruel and painful. But really cool nonetheless.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (Jx5Qs)
Codified laws and rules of evidence and due process and all the rest of it are very very new concepts indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 31, 2020 05:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Leftists like to sneer about "an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" when they want to posture about how better than us they are, conveniently forgetting that the alternative is tribal cycles of retribution.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (Tnijr)
"When your co-religionists captured Rhodes (I think), they executed the Venetian commander by flaying him alive from the top of his head. Apparently they got to his waist before he died. Are you taking the over or under?"
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (Tm4zg)
Yea... I hear you. Had a Cohiba Dominican and "a couple of Martinis." Dinner with the grandson... grilled pork chops, grilled squash, a salad and wine.
I'll be ready for bed by 2000 hrs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (/H+aK)
++++++++++
Yes, he does. And if the death penalty were illegal as I think it should be, I would not demand that it be resurrected in order to put this person to death. But it isn't illegal. It is present and it was applied to this person for a reason and he deserves it. This walk-back is grotesque.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (hYcqw)
Take home message to arresting officers everywhere:
Let them bleed out. Like the euro trash that robbed the north hollywood bank of america in a hail of slugs. Otherwise, judgie-wudgie will wink nod nudge.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (2Jsb3)
Justice punishes those who love this country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:19 PM (mht8P)
Justice used to be a blindfolded woman with scales. It is now tranny freak reading to little kids at the library.
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (mht8P)
Give me time, I'm getting there. Patience.
Posted by: Johnny Roberts at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (IW7T4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2020 05:22 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (XzT/D)
++++++
That's a lot of words to say "helicopter ride"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (SgjGX)
Letting enemy tribes live among you and rule over you is a serious mistake.
Posted by: trev006 at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (A6Wna)
Yeah, keep him alive. In 10 years there will be a weepie in the NYT about poor Tsarnaev and how he's rotting away in prison and should be released. The names of his victims won't be mentioned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Roger Stone jury WHO?
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (rQ/Vt)
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM
But Lee Malvo is still alive and I thought I heard in the last few weeks that he is going to be released soon.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 31, 2020 05:25 PM (qe5CM)
He's been at Supermax in Colorado, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (3aI0K)
MSFT will just have to write a few lines of updated code, so the spying that now goes directly to the Chinese Communist Party will go directly to the Democrat National Party. Then, and only then, does the data go back to the CCP.
Five lines, tops.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 31, 2020 05:25 PM (sy5kK)
He would have to have a state-funded adjustment first, of course.
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:25 PM (XzT/D)
Pre-mortem sky burial.
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (XzT/D)
++++++
That's a lot of words to say "helicopter ride"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (hYcqw)
I like where you are going with this...please expand.
Posted by: Augusto's Free Chopper Rides, LLC at July 31, 2020 05:25 PM (IW7T4)
If they don't wear a recognizeable uniform
Carry their weapons openly
No ID card. No rank insignia, etc.,
They get shot on sight. No trial. No defense attorney's, no appeals, no sex change operations at taxpayer expense.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2020 05:25 PM (XHihg)
Years ago this Muslim Twink would have been skewered several times before he was skewered one last time, by a fucking Patriot.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (Tcdah)
See: Lee Boyd Malvo.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:23 PM (hYcqw)
Nah, I'm thinking stake him to a hilltop and let the big birds buffet.
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (XzT/D)
Why is the plural of "attorney" "attorneys" and not "attornies?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:24 PM (hYcqw)
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The biggest thing is the political affiliation of your victim.
As long as they were Republicans, he's got a chance.
Posted by: John Hinckley at July 31, 2020 05:27 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (XzT/D)
++++++++++
Ah. Evocative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 05:27 PM (2Jsb3)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 05:27 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:27 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:20 PM (mht8P)
Shall not be infringed. Congress shall make no law...
Shit son, that's what we do. Now pay attention, boy!
Posted by: JUdge Foghorn, Senator Leghorn at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (z79tQ)
Why is the plural of "attorney" "attorneys" and not "attornies?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)
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Here we go... linguistic arguments. I'm outta here. Where are my kies?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (Tm4zg)
Why is the plural of "attorney" "attorneys" and not "attornies?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)
The proper term for a gathering of attorneys is "an unkindness".
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (cm1Go)
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (Tm4zg)
++++++++++++
It's spelled "quays."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Random prison administrator at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (AiZBA)
Actually, it's a "circlejerk", or a "gangbang" if corporate attorneys.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 05:28 PM (cm1Go)
+++++++++++
Only if you have a preference for manual stimulation of strong latina women to the point that it represents a colonial impulse toward exoticism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)
English am hard.
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)
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Ah, right. It's English so I am sure there is an exception to that rule, but I think I knew that from somewhere. Thank you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (hYcqw)
I saw Bubba and the Butt Slammers open for the Ramones at Filthy McNasty's in '82.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (4QyVs)
You're talking to a bunch that regularly inserts apostrophes in surnames to denote the plural.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (ZSK0i)
But I thought they were "Strong!"?
Isolating myself from the press must be having consequences.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:30 PM (AiZBA)
Fuckin a'. And I teach readin'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)
"Money."
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (ZSK0i)
+++++++++++
Now, now. Sometimes it also happens with given names. Also, given that the Woke are destroying language, is using the term "Christian name" to refer to the given name now verboten?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:32 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2020 05:32 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (XzT/D)
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There's an exception. The plural is monies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:32 PM (hYcqw)
We've learned to trust the FBI less, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2020 05:32 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)
~~~~~
Spellman education comes shining through!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:31 PM (XzT/D)
well then its spelt 'Monets'...said Mownays.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Jx5Qs)
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:26 PM (bDqIh)
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He better never get out.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Okeht)
Like the guy who got the needle a couple weeks ago. Lots of bleeding heart stories, none of which mentioned that he raped and murdered a 17 year old girl, dismembered her corpse, and dumped it in a sewage lagoon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:34 PM (4QyVs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Huh, never seen more that one money at a time.
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:34 PM (AiZBA)
Is this judge a Clinton or Obamalama appointee? If he is, Trump should run a TV ad in Mass where he says, "You want more judges like this, then vote for Biden"
Posted by: Weldon "Boof" Shithouse at July 31, 2020 05:34 PM (rQ/Vt)
Much like the mythical bean, finding it is the thrill of the chase.
Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2020 05:34 PM (yj7IY)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Yes it can, as Mannix correctly observed.
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:34 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (sGotD)
LOL....I think a St. Barnabas gal taught me that. I knew it but I let her teach me anyway.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:35 PM (Jx5Qs)
Also, given that the Woke are destroying language, is using the term "Christian name" to refer to the given name now verboten?
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It's your "chattel name" if you're an individual with a cervix. Really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:35 PM (mht8P)
Just kill them and be done with it when there's no question they are the mass murderer/terrorist and move on.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)
He scared the rich and powerful. So he was put down.
Boston bomber...eh mostly just regular kind of citizens go to that, so they powerful weren't threatened.
"Justice" in America depends on who is frightened or threatened. So rule of man is supreme, rule of law...if it's convenient use it in the ruling, if not it isn't important.
Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2020 05:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: DR.WTF - Landru Compels Me To Wear a Mask at July 31, 2020 05:34 PM (AiZBA)
Read some SWIFT cables and you will.
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:35 PM (XzT/D)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1288900588780941314
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Okeht)
+++++++++
Painful to watch. I am eternally grateful that I grew up in a happy home in 'burbs or in the country, and never got in to gang shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:36 PM (hYcqw)
I'm told the birds go for the eyes first, a delicacy
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2020 05:36 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:36 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Okeht)
I liked the comment:
"Call the social worker"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (ZSK0i)
I'm told the birds go for the eyes first, a delicacy
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2020 05:36 PM (9TdxA)
Mmmmm eyes! -- An unkindness of lawyers.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (AiZBA)
Also, (because the plural possessive pronoun)... "Theirs is a half-century long litany of failures" does NOT get a sky-comma.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Zod at July 31, 2020 05:35 PM (XzT/D)
++++++++
Aren't all of Jonathan SWIFT's works in the public domain by now? How is his estate still receiving royalties?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)
What if all of you are just cardboard cutouts and your comments are being piped in by Pixy?
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (4QyVs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (Tm4zg)
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Point of order. It's called a "comma to the top."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:38 PM (mht8P)
What if all of you are just cardboard cutouts and your comments are being piped in by Pixy?
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (786Ro)
+++++++++
Then AI is so good that we've already lost and you might as well just give up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (xPl2J)
I was picturing a Cannibal Bob sized pressure cooker.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)
What if all of you are just cardboard cutouts and your comments are being piped in by Pixy?
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:37 PM (786Ro)
One of us.
One of us.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (xPl2J)
++++++++
Was he old-guard or woke?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2020 05:40 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
If you are tracking it to source or across national currencies, it could be a "pile of various monies."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)
~~~~~
You're on to us.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:41 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:40 PM (Tnijr)
+++++++++
Is that some new form of degenerate electronic music? What the hell does "foamcore" sound like?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:41 PM (hYcqw)
More than one of the same kind: "fish" and "money".
More than one of different kinds: "fishes" and "monies".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:41 PM (4QyVs)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1288900588780941314
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Okeht)
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Holy crap. The other people there just sit/stand like nothing is happening.
Way to go, Democrats. Way to go, black people.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - CDC says COVID takes 15 min for exposure - More realistic is it spreads through poo at July 31, 2020 05:42 PM (s8v4k)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 05:42 PM (ZSK0i)
Thus the word "can".
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:42 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2020 05:43 PM (sL159)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2020 05:40 PM (9TdxA)
~~~~~
You say that like it's bad thing!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:43 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:43 PM (4QyVs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 05:43 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:43 PM (Okeht)
[facepalm]
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 05:44 PM (Rbu5d)
What the hell is going on around here!?
Posted by: JUdge Foghorn, Senator Leghorn at July 31, 2020 05:44 PM (z79tQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y55groy2
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 31, 2020 05:45 PM (fU1ci)
Think he's the one whose wife works (or worked) for the Clinton Foundation?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:45 PM (bDqIh)
Read about conditions for prisoners in Supermax. Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:45 PM (YqDXo)
Hmmm. There was no Republican President when Boston happened. Who secretly planned it? Mitch McConnell?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:46 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:46 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:46 PM (Okeht)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1288900588780941314
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Okeht)
--
hahahaha
In the comments:
"Most of that was peaceful."
Posted by: Charles Darwin - CDC says COVID takes 15 min for exposure - More realistic is it spreads through poo at July 31, 2020 05:47 PM (s8v4k)
But sky becomes skies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 05:47 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (xPl2J)
++++++++
to spend more time with his fav gloryholes
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 05:47 PM (JgrP5)
McDreamy Bomber is going to get three squares and a cot for life.
Bostonians lost people and a lot of limbs.
Please square. I suck at math.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 05:47 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 31, 2020 05:48 PM (KK7mJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wine Moms at July 31, 2020 05:48 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: MikeM at July 31, 2020 05:48 PM (4WFvs)
Posted by: MikeM at July 31, 2020 05:49 PM (4WFvs)
Welp.
Here's hoping he gets the Jeffery Dahmer Treatment and is beaten to death by a fellow inmate.
Democrat Judges aren't even pretending they follow the rule of law anymore.
It's all just the lame-ass logic of a kid in the terrible twos.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2020 05:49 PM (dWwl8)
Let me clue-bat you:
99% of violent criminals never feel ANY remorse. They almost universal high sky-high self-esteem that cannot be punctured, no matter how hard you may try. The almost invariably continue their psychopathic ways within the prison environment; wherever they are, they at out their psychopathies on others. They cannot be "fixed," and they cannot be made to "suffer."
Just fuckin' kill 'em.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 05:49 PM (HEEq1)
Cardboard could not possibly contain the awesomeness that is me.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 05:50 PM (f1ElH)
Posted by: drerbrerard at July 31, 2020 05:50 PM (ntkt0)
I'm deeply concerned... Donald Trump poses an existential threat to
our standing in the world and continues to threaten the decades of
diplomatic progress we had made.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 05:50 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 05:50 PM (TOyHQ)
A pile of dollar bills is money not monies.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
If you are tracking it to source or across national currencies, it could be a "pile of various monies."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 05:40 PM (hYcqw)
and you weight it to get a count.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:50 PM (Jx5Qs)
Our county just issued a mask mandate. County chair is a Dem.
LadyL got a nice rhinestone mask off of Amazon that looks good but does nothing. Also... I have made a simple cloth triangle paired with elastic; the bottom is open, like you would have if you tied a bandana. It's not as hot that way. Also.. bandanas are cooler than masks.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:29 PM (Jx5Qs)
Smart cannibal.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 05:51 PM (MpUgP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:51 PM (mht8P)
Come blow our people up and the ACLU and Wine Box Karen's will make sure you get the best legal protection
AlaBAMA goes to Iran and blows some shit up, AlaBAMA is missing a head the following week.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Scout at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (KGaWE)
Good thing? Bad thing?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (cm1Go)
He's OK with Bammy's eulogy
90 IQ
tops
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Just Lily"
Shirly you know the rules Lily.
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (Tnijr)
-
That's a LOT of investment for a single-use item.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - CDC says COVID takes 15 min for exposure - More realistic is it spreads through poo at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (s8v4k)
Leaves plenty of room on my part for unquestioning acceptance.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (+X43N)
Read about conditions for prisoners in Supermax. Yow.
Isn't the blind sheik there, too?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wine Moms at July 31, 2020 05:53 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - CDC says COVID takes 15 min for exposure - More realistic is it spreads through poo at July 31, 2020 05:53 PM (s8v4k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 05:53 PM (cm1Go)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 05:49 PM (HEEq1)
That is hopelessly naive.
Having said that, ADX Florence is no joke. 23 hours/day in an 8' x 8' (IIRC) cell, by yourself, where you can not see or hear or speak with anyone, or see outside. You have no idea where you are in the prison at all (to make prison breaks that much more difficult).
You get one hour a day of exercise - by yourself - in what looks like a drained swimming pool.
That is the rest of Tsarnaev's life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2020 05:49 PM
Speedbump's little brother is at Supermax. I don't think the prisoners there are allowed to interact with each other in the one hour per day that they are outside their cells.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 05:55 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 05:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 05:53 PM (bDqIh)
Yep, IIRC. Along with the Shoe Bomber, the Underwear Bomber, and a bunch of other worthies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (Pzzpr)
Know thyself before all others, Mr. All Caps
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 05:55 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 05:55 PM (YynYJ)
But he was mostly peaceful, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (NWi
~~~~~
You're starting to sound like a working stiff.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (sGotD)
"He's not looking too good. But he's a great loser."
Posted by: Hands at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (786Ro)
That is the rest of Tsarnaev's life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (YqDXo)
8 year old Martin Richard would like to be able to walk around an empty pool.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (6f16T)
Having said that, ADX Florence is no joke.
----------
Considering that you really have to work to earn a place there, my sympathies are somewhat limited.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 05:55 PM (YynYJ)
Aspiring rapper?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (VgHIE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (NWi
~~~~~
You're starting to sound like a working stiff.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 05:56 PM (sGotD)
Strange, isn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 05:49 PM (HEEq1)
That is hopelessly naive.
Having said that, ADX Florence is no joke. 23 hours/day in an 8' x 8' (IIRC) cell, by yourself, where you can not see or hear or speak with anyone, or see outside. You have no idea where you are in the prison at all (to make prison breaks that much more difficult).
You get one hour a day of exercise - by yourself - in what looks like a drained swimming pool.
That is the rest of Tsarnaev's life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
But he's alive. And just being alive is innately a feeling of joy. I guarantee he jerks off and feels sexual pleasure. He fantasizes about being triumphant in any number of ways and derives pleasure from that. He probably has access to TV or entertainment, and gets pleasure from that. Etc. Etc.
Why does he deserve to feel ANY pleasure?
The only way to prevent that -- the only sure way -- is execution.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (d/5jB)
They're not even allowed to SEE each other. They're also on different schedules, e.g., one prisoner's day may start at 6 am, another's at noon, yet another's at 6 pm, since they're all inside and under artificial lights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (YqDXo)
More than one of the same kind: "fish" and "money".
More than one of different kinds: "fishes" and "monies".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:41 PM (4QyVs)
Smart Borgia, too.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (MpUgP)
You get one hour a day of exercise - by yourself - in what looks like a drained swimming pool.
That is the rest of Tsarnaev's life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:54 PM (YqDXo)
But does he have to wear a f&$/: mask?
Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (W3ofY)
Second, if this jihadist doesn't deserve the death sentence no one does.
Third, one of the reasons to keep the death penalty is that if it ever abolished the next target of the usual suspects will be life without parole. When that is abolished they will target life sentences which have the possibility of parole.
Our enemies are relentless, so we must be ruthless.
Posted by: eastofsuez at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 05:58 PM (VgHIE)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCiJZ)
-------
Honest to goodness, I'm thinking of something along these lines for my next one, although not as fancy, but just as flimsy.
https://tinyurl.com/y5g6xaxb
The veil, people, I'm talking about the VEIL.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:58 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 05:58 PM (YynYJ)
Third, one of the reasons to keep the death penalty is that if it ever abolished the next target of the usual suspects will be life without parole.
-----------
Already a target.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2020 05:58 PM (mht8P)
More than one of different kinds: "fishes" and "monies".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2020 05:41 PM (4QyVs)
Smart Borgia, too.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (MpUgP)
Fishies are a buncha little little fish.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 05:59 PM (Jx5Qs)
He dead.
Posted by: JackStraw
And they just let his evil minion out of jail -- free as a bird. As of today.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 05:59 PM (HEEq1)
Why does he deserve to feel ANY pleasure?
The only way to prevent that -- the only sure way -- is execution.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 05:57 PM (HEEq1)
Yeah, there's an argument there, but execution nowadays frankly is no biggie in my opinion. You fall asleep, just like going under for surgery, except you don't wake up. BFD. Hanging, firing squad, gas chamber, or the electric chair, another story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 05:59 PM (YqDXo)
BREAKING NEWS:
James Murdoch resigns from board of News Corp
citing 'disagreements over certain editorial content published by the company's news outlets'
By KAREN RUIZ FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 05:59 PM (1Dmt5)
Too bad. He could use some serious, in-depth interaction.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 05:59 PM (cm1Go)
https://tinyurl.com/y5g6xaxb
The veil, people, I'm talking about the VEIL.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 05:58 PM (/669Q)
No no, don't stop there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (Tnijr)
Compliance pic.
https://tinyurl.com/y6d5dmd8
And don't call me Shirly.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (f1ElH)
We know this can be made to happen.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (pnfZk)
He dead.
Posted by: JackStraw
Ah. I didn't know that. No wonder the air smells just a bit sweeter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:01 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 05:52 PM (Tnijr)
Compliance pic.
https://tinyurl.com/y6d5dmd8
And don't call me Shirly.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (f1ElH)
Hot damn! She fell for it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:01 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 06:01 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:01 PM (4a9Vv)
They make that virtually impossible, too, in Supermax.
Imagine the boredom, the tedium of living like that for endless days. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 06:01 PM (YqDXo)
~~~~~
I believe the correct definition is:
Fishies are a buncha teenie weenie fish.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: x at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: x at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (nFwvY)
Just be done with it and call him Bob.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (4a9Vv)
They can horsefuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (VgHIE)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (4a9Vv)
Agreed.
Plus, you need to have the ultimate sanction for someone doing life who murders someone in prison.
In addition, threatening with the death penalty can get co-conspirators to rat each other out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
Imagine a Congress without Ilhan and Rashida.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Jeesh, for an instant, I thought he was advocating for that future, and I was happy. Then reality set in.
Posted by: MikeM at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (4WFvs)
It was a heartwarming scene
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (Tnijr
Nah. Too quick.
Butter knife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (pnfZk)
~~~~~
Whew, that was close! Thank God for commas, eh?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 06:04 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Pliney at July 31, 2020 06:04 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:04 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (Tnijr)
I agree with the contention, but the guillotine is messy, as is the electric chair. Hanging is a better choice. Yeah, I know people lose control over bodily functions, but the witnesses don't see that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 06:05 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:00 PM (pnfZk)
~~~~~
Whew, that was close! Thank God for commas, eh?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 06:04 PM (sGotD
A well placed comma can save your ass, wholly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:05 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 31, 2020 06:05 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (Tnijr
Nah. Too quick.
Butter knife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (pnfZk)
Episodes of The View.
What? Too cruel?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 06:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:02 PM (4a9Vv)
They can horsefuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 06:03 PM (VgHIE)
*checks Fauci list of permissible activities*
Well, whadda ya know...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 06:05 PM (NWiLs)
Third, one of the reasons to keep the death penalty is that if it ever abolished the next target of the usual suspects will be life without parole.
-----------
Already a target.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
In the EU and the UK, it's nearly impossible to get life without parole.
Even Anders Brevik, who murdered something like 70+ people, got a limited sentence of something like 40 years. Serial rapist-killers who rape, torture and kill a dozens little killers in the UK get non-life sentences.
getting rid of the death penalty is a very slippery slope; almost immediately, they go after life without parole, then they go after life LIFE parole, then they cap the max sentence at 30 or 40 years, then they allow people to serve 1/3 of their sentences before being released, etc. The average murderer - -first-degree murderer -- in England serves 12 years at most, even after receiving the maximum possible sentence.
(I think they technically still do have life sentences int he UK, but they are handed out with extreme rarity.)
Even though the left :loses the argument" on any number of issues, they just "keep persisting" Black Knight-style ("Just a nick"), until they ultimately get what they want.
In this case, what they want is a complete end to all incarceration. "Smash the prison-industrial complex."
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 06:06 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: f'd at July 31, 2020 06:06 PM (Tnijr)
They will wear masks. Willingly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2020 06:06 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2020 06:06 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 06:09 PM (sGotD)
and AHA the liberals shouted! Life in prison is WORSE than being executed!
and then they would tell us, you know that the death penalty is unconstitutional, it's cruel and unusual punishment! And if the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment and life without parole is worse, then that must also be unconstitutional!
see how easy it is the "think" like a liberal? Also, if the lifer takes a swing at a guard and the guard decks his, his rights were violated to he must be let free.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:09 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:10 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 06:11 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:11 PM (4a9Vv)
And yet people persist in thinking that mandatory masking will somehow go away.
Spoiler alert: IT ISN'T.
Get used to being forced to wear the Mask of Cain for the rest of your life, even if Trump wins.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2020 06:11 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:12 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Handle at July 31, 2020 06:12 PM (1AMNh)
Already broke @268. Do keep up, 007...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 31, 2020 06:13 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:13 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 06:14 PM (6f16T)
The first listed ingredient in Kraft Miracle Whip is soybean.
Soybeans should be sold to the Chinese.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 06:14 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 06:15 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 06:19 PM (Okeht)
Sounds reasonable.
Posted by: The Boiling Frog at July 31, 2020 06:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 31, 2020 06:25 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 31, 2020 06:37 PM (eQh3B)
Seems self defeating, since that also applies to people who decide to start dispensing true justice with their own hands.
Posted by: perilisk at July 31, 2020 06:40 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at July 31, 2020 06:48 PM (Mce6+)
Posted by: steve walsh at July 31, 2020 06:55 PM (HgKke)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 31, 2020 08:14 PM (4w/6s)
You want the social Justice system to have the ability to kill you or lock you up forever?
Posted by: jace at July 31, 2020 08:39 PM (y5I+a)
Posted by: Saber Alter at July 31, 2020 10:17 PM (D9E0b)
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