aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
CNN: "Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25"
"Individuals with a cervix."s
Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new guideline released by the American Cancer Society https://t.co/gUhYdIIx69
— CNN (@CNN) July 30, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 03:06 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cGEUA)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mog Smash at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (AtEcX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cGEUA)
that's what she wants...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mog Smash at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (AtEcX)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (KNsKs)
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lol
Dunno whether to laugh or cry.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (HSvw4)
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: Anchorman at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (QpENQ)
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (VgHIE)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (Xg9Dg)
Posted by: Parker at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (zV/fi)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (HSvw4)
Posted by: Anchorman at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (QpENQ)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (tSosf)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (HSvw4)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: brak at July 31, 2020 03:12 PM (cG+eD)
AKA women
why is this so difficult?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (W2Pud)
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Don't want to piss of the majority of the American population, made up of men who think they're women...
Oh, wait.
This shit is turning me into a feminist.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:12 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:12 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (naEeR)
This is blatant discrimination. Not every cervix has an "individual" attached to it.
--Schitzos everywhere
Posted by: imp at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (SFOr6)
What's worse are the lemmings who comment that CNN is right and being "inclusive" for guys pretending to be women.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (wf/AT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Kuni at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)
Conferrin' with the flours,
Consultin' with the rain.
And my ming, I'd be scratchin',
While my nerves are busy twitchin'
If I only had a cervix.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: soulpile at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (rwZk1)
If you self-identify as a woman than self-identify as someone who can handle the fact that general health discussions, such as cancer screening, are geared toward biological males and females.
When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (XOi3t)
For the group that claims it's the party of science they really pretend like biology doesn't exist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (wf/AT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Mish at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (9IdCK)
>>Do you go to a cervix station?
It's just up the road a ways from the G-Spot.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (HSvw4)
That one just down from the Y?
Posted by: Parker at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (zV/fi)
They dehumanize women in all sorts of ways.
The way some of these transwomen dress is akin to blackface.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (tVp4F)
Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee of Judean People's Front at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (A5zUN)
Quick! Hide the manager!
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
actually, I talked to quite a few of my doctor friends and asked them what they did with their own boys with respect to the HPV vaccines. The overwhelming majority of them had their boys get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN)
Raised on promises.
I read that in my head in Tom Petty's voice, and it was amazing.
Posted by: DPICM at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (W1EDf)
Posted by: Bill Prescott General Gynecology at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (HSvw4)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Old Dude at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (sL159)
If you have to scream out "I am a woman!", you probably aren't one.
Posted by: navybrat at large at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (wf/AT)
The hypocrisy is a sign of cultural power.
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (q177U)
Take a song title with "woman" or "girl" in it, replace it with "cervix".
No Cervix, No Cry (Bob Marley)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (9hauA)
"Who is the mental midget that approved this article?"
"Who is the simian-minded c*cksucker that the approver reports to?"
"You're fired you simple f*cks. Don't even go back to your cubicles. We're gonna lose your pension and payroll documentation for years.
GF'd."
*Conversation in my fevered dreams.*
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (CLteG)
AKA women
why is this so difficult?
- - -
Because it offends all those once and future "pregnant dad" types, such as Thomas Beattie.
They demand tampons in mens rooms, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (Xg9Dg)
Posted by: some gallant rake at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (unn44)
Man, I Feel Like A Cervix (that one country chick who was huge for a while but I can't remember)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)
Posted by: brak at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (+X43N)
I'm supposed to totally believe "experts" at the American Cancer Society who cannot even say the words "woman" or "female"?
Eff them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Poon at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (z79tQ)
Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (KNsKs)
What IS IT with that airline food? I mean COME ON!
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (q177U)
What distinguishes a good prostitute from a GREAT prostitute?
Excellent customer cervix.
I drive a Vulva
and it's due for a Cervix.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Would you say that we have had a paucity of Snizz?
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (9ba1F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Old Dude at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (Xg9Dg)
This shit is turning me into a feminist.
Posted by: SMH
Turned me into a lesbian
Posted by: Bruce
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Hell, turned me into a newt.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (gPxNS)
You wear them around your ankles but they can't be placed too far apart or they become ineffective, so the chain that links them is 2 foot long to prevent them from separating.
Oh, and also, masks that look like a face that you wear on the back of your head to confuse the Covid virus when it tries to infect you.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (k/TB6)
While it doesn't usually cause cancer in boys, I understand that dick warts aren't the most desirable things to have, either.
While it might be functionally equivalent to a textured condom, somehow it's just not as appealing to potential partners.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (unn44)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Witchy Cervix - The Eagles
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Al Czervik at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Taint at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (UC5ui)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (NWEal)
LMAO one day they will realize the Left hates them and always has
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (Xg9Dg)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (XxJt1)
Exene Cervixa was an essentially member of the band, X, but oddly enough had nothing to do with the band, XX.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (6WCwE)
Works against Tigers too!
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (PiwSw)
A guy can cut his dick off, buy tits, and graft shit on him all he wants.
He is still a guy.
And as for the crazy bitch that thinks she's a guy just because she cut her tits off and grows a goatee, can't change DNA.
They can miss me with trying to force me to go along with this fuckedupness.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (BAsqb)
Take a song title with "woman" or "girl" in it, replace it with "cervix".
No Cervix, No Cry (Bob Marley)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (unn44)
I can't believe you left out one of iconic songs of the Vietnam period:
American Cervix by the Guess Who.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (Xg9Dg)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (u5MYq)
Tell me this is just about getting attention.
Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)
My cervix animal identifies as a pitbull.
How you like my goad toofus grill
Posted by: flava flav at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Wicklow at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (nFUmW)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (6WCwE)
Man she was hot.
Don't search for pictures of her now. You'll be disappointed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheHoser at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (9ba1F)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sponge Bob Eichenwald at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (AgR7f)
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!
*mincing pansy* Me tooooo!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (9ba1F)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (1Dmt5)
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Ed Gein at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (QDMU5)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (UC5ui)
Be better, CNN. Be better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: I Denounce Myself at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (cGEUA)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (xptlg)
"I have a cervix!"
Posted by: Shouted by a guy at an AntiFa 'rally' at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (TYUJ+)
Oops, used the "man" word.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)
It's lady parts
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (NWEal)
Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (4bBzH)
And you were a cervix,
Would you suck me off anyway?
Would you swallow my hot mix?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (unn44)
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (XTyi0)
Dr. Brix
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (cGEUA)
Maybe it's because they want to be seen as tolerant?
Or the fact that some transwomen think it's fun to punch and physically threaten TERFs for "denying they exist" and "causing harm" on them?
Just take a look at what JK Rowling has been getting from the trans activists for not submitting.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (gAMkn)
If everyone is a woman, then no one is.
Your special status that is the entire focus of feminism vanishes if someone can be a woman just by declaring themselves, regardless of their actual physical gender.
"Sure I have a twig and berries, but I consider myself a woman"
Yeah, and I consider myself Phoebe Cates' vibrator but that doesn't make it so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Gary Puckett and Union Gap at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (SpKeo)
Leftist women... you've been cancelled, and replaced by men in drag who had have their penis made into a front hole. Congrats on your progress.
How does that make you feel?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)
It's the people who say
Men are leading the cervix astray
But I say
Cervix is smarter in everyway
That's right
The cervix is smarter
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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Easily damaged body part. Teddy Kennedy kept a brace around for those occasions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (TYUJ+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Yfg-tWbT4
Posted by: Augustine at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (Alp4m)
Cervix USA!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)
Srsly? Respirator at home?
That sounds like Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
Nah. It's some kind of an African cat, I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (KNsKs)
Cerrrrvix!
Have you got cheating on your mind?
Posted by: Gary Puckett and Union Gap at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (XxJt1)
heh
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Serious Cat
It's what we do on 9/11 anniversaries...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (PiwSw)
Aka Shep Smith and Don Lemon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (A5zUN)
*******
FBI review indicates Carter Page FISA was especially problematic
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (1Dmt5)
I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat
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One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
I thought it was a kid of cat? Though most cats don't live to be 25.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (QDMU5)
Posted by: The Gay Falcon at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (PR+wx)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (6f16T)
Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
I'm kidding.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (cGEUA)
Posted by: Van Morrison at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)
When one player smacks the ball over the net.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (oVJmc)
Oops, used the "man" word.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (u5MYq)
+++++++++
Good. Continue to do so. It is my everyday rebellion at work. I don't put my pronouns in my E-Mail signature. I don't use "they" as a singular. I use "he" for the ambiguous group noun case. I am not complying with the new company speech code.
As yet, no one has called me on it. They will eventually. In the aftermath of that, I will be fired. But enough is enough and right is right. I am through with the grotesque pollution of my beautiful language - and by extension, of thought - for the purposes of catering to madness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete
They act like it's normal.
Blonde chick drives thru a backyard fence and lands in a pool.
"It's ok. I'm an Asparagus on the cervix cusp"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (UC5ui)
A couple of other comments from him. Texas lifted the filter on HCQ on July 17, that I probably ought to find a mom and pop type pharmacy because the national chains are balking and I was the first of his patients to make the request.
So I said give me enough for DanMa'am too. And he did!
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah. Trial scene in Goodfellas says what?
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (gd9RK)
It's where you keep your Mucus Plug.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (4bBzH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)
Get back in the basement, Joe!
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Robert J Ritchie at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (le5IN)
The wonderful, wonderful cat
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)
someone can be a woman just by declaring themselves, regardless of their
actual physical gender.
"Sure I have a twig and berries, but I consider myself a woman"
Yeah, and I consider myself Phoebe Cates' vibrator but that doesn't make it so.
I've decided to self identify as a trans black person who is also an illegal immigrant from a third world country. I think that will help with my future job prospects.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCiJZ)
this is my cervix
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (YzR+W)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (6f16T)
"That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
Smarter than the man in every way"
as an earworm
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (6f16T)
A cervix for you, and a cervix for you, and a cervix for you!
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (mlxZk)
A goddess on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The symbol of beauty and love
And she was an individual with a cervix
A Cervix!
Yeah, baby, she's got One!
She an Individual with a Cervix
And she does card tricks!
Posted by: Zombie Shocking Blue at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
Yeah, it's right next to Uranus.
...I'm sorry.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPl2J)
The FBI will do an internal review, give everyone involved raises and call the matter solved.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
Same goes re: being gay.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
OK, Coronachan, visit 0bama next, please.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (OQcPl)
That's the one with the tranny?
That individual doesn't have a cervix, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPJvm)
persons with a prostate should get an annual PSA test after age 50.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)
We already did that, for BLM.
Posted by: Democrat Partee at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)
I can't wait to tell someone 'Thank you for your cervix'.
Posted by: PHenry at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (CEG9E)
Posted by: Sugarloaf at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (NWEal)
C'mon. He's got clap. Who's he kidding?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (mlxZk)
Good thing he shows no signs of being immunocompromised...
Sorry, what?
Recent pictures?
Oh. Oh, shit.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (axyOa)
next up:
persons with a prostate should get an annual PSA test after age 50.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)
If you mentioned the digital prostate exam, they would still sign up for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)
It's usually filled with sand.
Today seems to especially sandy.
Posted by: Priapism at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (fBtlL)
--Gynocologist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
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Where's Hillary?
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)
I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix? Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)
A type of weasel.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
Yeah, it's right next to Uranus.
...I'm sorry.
Posted by: Vanya
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No it taint!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (6WCwE)
And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.
Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
Bill I warned you about Tinder...wait no I didn't.
Posted by: The Good Dr Fauxi Stroking His Chin at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (QDMU5)
I am Cervix! Hear me roar!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (axyOa)
That's called an answering cervix.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)
It's a Female Fox
Which is just a Fancy Tailed Weasel.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (4bBzH)
Yeah, can you believe Debbie went so fast. And right after she beat testicular cancer. So sad.
Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: PHenry at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (CEG9E)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (u5MYq)
His victim's death sentences, however, remain in place.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (sITaU)
Front Hole / Back Hole Equality At Last!
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (+lFfz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (A5zUN)
222 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.
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Where's Hillary?
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)
holding the pillow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++
The true feminists don't. The TERFs (trans-exclusionary radical feminists). Feminists, as we all knew, fall into two radical groups:
- The radical true feminists, who seek female supremacy
- The radical communists, who use feminism as a means to an end
The former group cannot accept the trans condition. They want female supremacy. You cannot have that if females do not exist. The latter group don't really care and just want a post-modern totalitarian state based on the vagaries of social construction and dominance hierarchies. They are fine with - and indeed enthusiastic about - the trans movement because it is subversive and thus helps destroy the old order.
The true feminists/female supremacists are not happy that they have learned this truth. The TERFs are a minority, and they're going to lose. Feminism is essentially dead, and it has been consumed by the overall millennialist movement in which they used to be the vanguard (but of which they are now just members). Only TERFs are fighting for what they all claimed to desire. But they're also part of the Old now. They too will be destroyed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)
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I'm menopausal, so it's not like I need mine anymore.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (RU4sa)
I just watched that movie last night and I was ready to join the line to pull his switch. Any reason it was overturned?
Posted by: MrObvious at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (k+h+d)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (xPJvm)
You do us ! Yo do us !
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (NWEal)
Feminists in Portland yell, "Use your vibrators!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
Yeah, it's right next to Uranus.
...I'm sorry.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
But I'm an Aquarius, I've never seen a Cervix anywhere down there.
Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
We have conducted an in depth investigation of ourselves and concluded that no reasonable prosecutor--which is us-- would charge us with any crimes. Therefore, we are closing this self-audit and declaring ourselves fit for full duties.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (BAsqb)
Can we get a "C" in there? We need something for "C"
Wait, I've got it, you're gonna love this one!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (fvvBx)
Individuals with a brain who work at CNN should have it checked to see they still have one or that is working.
Posted by: YIKE's at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (+lFfz)
I believe it was a joke from someone posting above. I don't know whether they got it from the "Babylon Bee."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPl2J)
And after he gave us a textbook example of depraved indifference.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (gPxNS)
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I doubt it's quite that high.
Whatever the case, the younger generation is even worse.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPl2J)
That's the "cute" one?
Maybe staying alive isn't working out well for him.
Maybe good liberal justice is worse than death.
Posted by: flava flav at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (z79tQ)
To be contrary (because, WTH not), there are people born with XX chromosomes that don't have cervixes, either due to some other genetic issue, or as removed as part of a hysterectomy.
So we could also say 'Women without birth defects and still whole of body ...' and be just as offensive, if in a different way.
Posted by: Legion of Boom at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (meIF+)
Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (399rf)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)
holding the pillow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (N39W
Telling her driver to run a hose from the car exhaust into the bedroom.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Wicklow at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (OQcPl)
On a respirator?! Do you think he's going to sacrifice himself for the "Corona is deadly" cause? I don't think so. Just get him on the drugs that work.
RBG says you're a pussy, Bill! You've got a "man cold".
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: browndog at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: gdgm+ at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Heh. My "former boss" has some kind of tongue cancer that is related to HPV.
Wonder how he got it?
My guess is his cracker party girl second wife. Man, did I hate that nasty beyotch.
He kind of turned her into a lesbian, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (BAsqb)
Oooh, ooh, I'll do it! I'll do it!
Posted by: Lanny Davis, drooling and jumping up and down at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Confused Zoomer assigned "male" gender at birth at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (Ejylv)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)
Once again, I applaud how quickly Virginia took care of beltway sniper John Allen Mohammad.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
The Mrs and I are watching it before bed and it turns out one of the super hot chicks on the show is a tranny. The guy knew when he banged her because apparently he has a huge gentleman's sausage and bottomed out the end of the front hole. No cervix. He could tell because he's a plastic surgeon and he'd fucked like a million chicks. Totally blew her/his cover.
That shit would NEVER get written today.
Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (M/9m0)
+++++++++++
That remains to be seen. The "Zoomers" are less lock-step than the millennials. Millennials are dominantly left-wing. The "Zoomers" are not. But they are all fairly hardcore, whatever they believe in. The Millennials will either march into the camps or march others into the camps depending on how they're ordered to behave. The Zoomers, though, are a wild card. If anyone's going to blow up the world, it will be them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)
It's horseshit, but there you have it.
Whether I have a cervix or not is really nobody's business but mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)
Did you notice who wasn't at his side at the funeral yesterday?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)
Unfortunately, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)
Odd that this exactly coincides with those documents being released.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (6f16T)
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Hi, everybody!
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ed Gein at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (ysmsf)
Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (fvvBx)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (NWEal)
Wonder how he got it?
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I have an idea...
Posted by: Michael Douglas at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
Destroyed like a cervix on a wedding night.
Sexy!
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Zombie Kenny Rogers at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: MrObvious
Duh.
Racism and rampant Islamophobia.
And tooth decay, that's what did it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)
Oh? Are they arguing that he didn't murder those people? And maim the rest?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (pB6Gt)
Three cervixs and pony walk into a bar
The bar wench says .....
Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (fvvBx)
how about a Sex on the Beach with a Horse Piss chaser?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (Jx5Qs)
She's trying to make a devil outta me
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (SpKeo)
It's horseshit, but there you have it.
Whether I have a cervix or not is really nobody's business but mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (okGHj)
++++++++++++++
What's funny about this is that they are also obsessed with the body. The whole "experience of black bodies" and other such racist, dehumanizing claptrap. Yet the "you're just a bundle of chemicals" assertion that so many of the progs make - especially the race-theory ones - breaks down in the face of the trans crap, where your body doesn't matter and it's whatever you say you are. And they never acknowledge the contradiction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (oDRcK)
its how you get published as an author.
So Bill Clinton's STD-riddled body finally is succumbing and they've decided to deem it Wuhan Virus as well? Had to happen sooner or later. I figured he wouldn't make it out of the decade, but I thought it would be sooner than this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (cGEUA)
188 156 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.
Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
I'm kidding.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (cGEUA)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)
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Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)
We've decided that killing you in inhumane. So we're going to keep you locked in a cell for 23 hours a for the next six decades because if we turned you loose on a yard some lifer would shish kebab you.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: JESSICA YANIV at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (DnkRP)
Now, where could such an idea have come from?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Javms at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (ofIwF)
One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)
No no, it's the Quizinnatle name for the great feathered llama deity of the Maya. You pronounce the x with the hoarking sound a cat makes when it coughs up a hairball. Try it now.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (1Dmt5)
lol.. was one of my guilty pleasures. That show was horrible but I kept watching it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (oDRcK)
"Do you have a cervix?"
"Do you have a vagina?"
"Do you have a penis?"
"Do you have ovaries?"
"Do you have testicles?"
and so on.
Heck, the woke crowd will come-up with so many such questions, to cover all "equipment options" for the 5,000-plus genders, that it will make the new patient questionnaires need about 50 pages.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (AMIL/)
Three Paps please.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (NWEal)
@OrsonSnow
·
1m
Replying to
@CNN
Addendum: Male born individuals who role play as a female do not require this treatment, and it is suggested they don't pursue it as it will clog up appointment calendars for those who do require it. #yourewelcome
____________________________
What's the over under on me getting banned for that one?
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (Dormu)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (Urwtg)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (WX+x0)
Now, where could such an idea have come from?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (okGHj)
+++++++++++
But if I do that, I can't dump him and travel the world to find myself on an "Eat, Pray, Love" adventure of my own wherein I find a hunky secret millionaire who accepts me for me!
Posted by: Progressive Woman at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (1Dmt5)
Wonder how he got it?
My guess is his cracker party girl second wife. Man, did I hate that nasty beyotch.
He kind of turned her into a lesbian, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (vcOmj)
Yeah, that's one of those myths people don't quite understand sometimes. These viral infections tend to be found in certain body parts, because the body part is an ideal place for it, but if you put some part of your body near where it is on/in the infected person's body, as long as the conditions are right, you'll get your where it was introduced.
The herps are the primary examples. Herps I is thought of as "genital" and Herps II is "cold sores."
Well, maybe. If you put your chocolate in someone else's peanut butter...
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (NWiLs)
More importantly, what is the plural form of cervix?
In case, you know, someone had a bucket full of them.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Michael Douglas at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (RU4sa)
In Douglas' defense: Catherine Zeta-Jones, man.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (BAsqb)
Just like women never hit anyone!
Its almost as if people use short hand generalizations with the understanding that intelligent adults know exceptions exist and don't need to be stated as a 4-paragraph disclaimer every comment
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (Dormu)
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Banned? I'd say unlikely. A several day timeout, though, strikes me as likely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (oDRcK)
I think they are saying just the sentence of death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)
Just don't take the cervix animal out for a walk. Sounds messy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: lorien1973
I'm sure he took the SAT when he was a teenager, back in the early 60's.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (Xg9Dg)
Or Medicine, Science, Politics, Retail, Education...,
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Progressive Woman at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)
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You were only interest in him because he had money and wasn't interested in your body.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (k/TB6)
OK, get this... I have a hampster-gurl at work I've mentioned before.
This one told everyone she had to take time off for medical reasons. OK, cool. We're "no questions asked" about that, so no need to explicate further. We don't care if it's for your Brazilian butt-lift, or whatever.
But then, she did explicate further. She (for some reason) let everyone she worked with know that it was for a procedure specific to HPV/genital warts.
It was one of the few things to catch me off-guard. All I could say is, "well, good luck..." and trail off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (Tm4zg)
Styx- CervixvPosted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (1Dmt5)
It is actually the exact opposite of Styx. It's the "river" you cross into life.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (H3MF8)
Not high, its subtle enough you might even get praise for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)
Thanks; You never know with these Soros funded nutty DA's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (oDRcK)
@BNONews
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA
17?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (oDRcK)
I think they are saying just the sentence of death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Life without parole.
sort of like...marriage. Well, that's what my Brother in law once said. I gave him a watch with that engraved on it on his 25th anniversary.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (vcOmj)
Is that some sort of cat?
Posted by: Javms at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (ofIwF)
It's a form of weasel.
Surprised you didn't already know that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (A5zUN)
Kids are off to Camp Ozark today for an end of the summer week of fun. School starts on 8/15 as scheduled.
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: King Missile at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Buckwheat Sings The Hits at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1
Ventilator.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)
Kids are off to Camp Ozark today for an end of the summer week of fun. School starts on 8/15 as scheduled.
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XTiHL)
First read as 80yo and thought "This guy's old as fuck!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (vcOmj)
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You got the stink-eye from your sister for that one, didn't you?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (WEBkv)
See, I wouldn't arrest that kid, I'd give him a job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
"That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
Smarter than the man in every way"
as an earworm
Posted by: notsothoreau
You have Harry Belafonte in your ear !
You're gonna need a bigger q-tip !
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
But that grannie can sure swing a bat!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (A5zUN)
She's so good to me...
Posted by: Deep Purple at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (EaEMG)
Fun!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: YIKE's at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1
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I guarantee you, in Bill's case, the odds are a lot longer than that.
Posted by: Hillary C. at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (WEBkv)
What is a hampster girl.? She runs around in an exercise wheel at work or she's had plastic surgery to look like a hamster or she has sexual relations with a hamster?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (CAJOC)
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I'm sure the left will mock Clinton's death if he dies for attending a large gathering.
Who am I kidding? Conservatives aren't human so it's OK to make fun of them when they die.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (cRMYr)
The way some of these transwomen dress is akin to blackface.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)
This is what I've been saying about Bruce Jenner all along.
He dresses and styles himself like his perverted and sick mind only fantasizes what a woman his age dresses and styles herself like.
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (UAMe5)
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Gee.
Thanks.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (399rf)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (k/TB6)
Nah! My pap was in Vietnam, and was always proud of his cervix. No matter what the hippies said.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (1Dmt5)
Asimov never wrote about this version of the future.
He overlooked it.
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (XTyi0)
I ask, because I fear the search result.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (A5zUN)
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It was one of these no-boundaries, third wave feminist millennial whackos who had a boss edit a document where she had misspelled "hamster," and actually called her own mother to reprimand her boss for correcting her daughter's flagrant use of the letter "P."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (Tm4zg)
If he were a year old it would be a Florida man story.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (FsgBK)
I could be happy the rest of my life with a Cinnamon Person with a Cervix
Posted by: Neil Young at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (EaEMG)
See, I wouldn't arrest that kid, I'd give him a job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
In other news, Twitter's security-- despite being as large and influential as it is-- can apparently be sliced by a fucking teenager.
But trust Big Tech, you guys.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (Tm4zg)
Oh YEAH, now I remember! What a nutjob...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (Tm4zg)
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Oh good golly, I'd forgotten that one.
Posted by: Hillary C. at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
He's been saying that for years. It's kind of a running joke.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (hbfWH)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (WEBkv)
'Sup, Scrotes and Cervs?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (pNxlR)
Who wandered in and out my door
I'm glad you came along
And decorated my schlong
To all the Cervix I've loved, before'
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (zOQCE)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (EgshT)
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Might be. I mean, really, how would you know?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (CAJOC)
@BNONews
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA
17?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
It would seem they had all the king's horses and all the king's men out there trying to crack this case.
Amazing the kind of crime solving they can do, when properly motivated.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
You got a leak here. We need to flush the tranny.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (BAsqb)
He dresses and styles himself like his perverted and sick mind only fantasizes what a woman his age dresses and styles herself like.
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)
He dresses like the woman he wishes he had married.
He is one sick fuck.
They used to lock folks in an asylum for less than that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (csJfc)
Posted by: Megthered
Along with his co-religionist, Ramzi Yusef.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (zOQCE)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (fvvBx)
Who wandered in and out my door
I'm glad you came along
And decorated my schlong
To all the Cervix I've loved, before'
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (zOQCE)
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So, are we back to dick glitter, then?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (b9jul)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cGEUA)
Cue gif of David Sirota giving tough-guy hole-punch.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (uhPTO)
If he were a year old it would be a Florida man story.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (FsgBK)
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If he were a year old, that would be damn impressive!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (CAJOC)
Got a black magic cervix
Yes I got a black magic cervix,
got me so blind I can't see
That xe/xer/they're a black magic cervix
And xe/xer/they're tryin' to make a devil out of me...
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (YIHHg)
Posted by: Motley Crue at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (EaEMG)
Later, they had to remove the smile from his face with a chisel, it took four hours.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
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So, are we back to dick glitter, then?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (UAMe5)
Wasn't he arrested for diddling kids?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)
Are the same outrages we had yesterday, still the outrages of today or have we become even stupider?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (t4of4)
Cervix.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM
Try the plural of "lettuce".
Lettuces.
It just sounds strange.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (TYUJ+)
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles all fade
Person with a cervix, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all my love that I needed
So shy, like a child who has grown
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr Phil at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (CjO2G)
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (zOQCE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: navybrat at large at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (w7KSn)
Being on social media is like randomly planting remote bombs in your house and then leaving the remotes laying all over your city.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: stumck at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (lSZIs)
Sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma
Gonna light your flag on fire
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Stupider.
I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)
Invent a word for it, throw an Intersectionalist screed about it into one of the usual pits of leftist insanity, and watch the fur fly as blue turns on blue.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (csJfc)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (dfRN6)
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA
17?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
It would seem they had all the king's horses and all the king's men out there trying to crack this case.
Amazing the kind of crime solving they can do, when properly motivated.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
Next they'll claim he couldn't do online coursework because he couldn't access the site.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (mlxZk)
He dresses and styles himself like his perverted and sick mind only fantasizes what a woman his age dresses and styles herself like.
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)
xhe is 70 years old. should be dressing like one of the golden girls, and would if xhe weren't bugfuck nuts.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Justasheep at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (L9Eia)
Dick Glitter before he dicks you
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
Lettuces.
It just sounds strange.
Sounds like something Gollum would say
Nasty hobbitses at all the lettuces, precious
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: brak at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Outrageously stupid, more likely.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (b9jul)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)
Dude with long hair at GameStop: It's ma'am!!!! MA'AM!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (yDrV0)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (6Groa)
Posted by: Megthered
Along with his co-religionist, Ramzi Yusef.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)
Just finished reading "The Sword and the Scimitar." I heartily recommend it. I was aware of the depravity of Islam before, but that book really nails it.
There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there is to it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (okGHj)
"So brave!!!"
--magazine editor
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)
'cause you ain't got no one else to use
There's an open road that leads nowhere
So just make some miles between here and there
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in
You took my body and played to win
Ha, ha, cervix it's a cryin' shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame...
Ee-evil cervix,
Ee-evil cervix,
Ee-evil cervix,
Ee-evil cervix...
Posted by: Jeff Lynn at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (8B6Ng)
For all you military "individuals" -
Thanks for your cervix
Posted by: stumck at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (lSZIs)
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haha
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (4k/Uz)
For all you military "individuals" -
Thanks for your cervix
Posted by: stumck at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (lSZIs)
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haha
Posted by: SMH
Thank you as well, corpse-man
Posted by: Barack at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Stupider.
I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)
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You know, it's almost not worth taking part of a day off to do work stuff if the stupid Is just going to pile up.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Megthered
Supermax is the real deal. I would totally support Supermax in place of the death penalty if I weren't concerned that some future commie President wouldn't pardon inmates of the damned place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (DUIap)
There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there is to it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (okGHj)
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Read it a few months ago.
Agree.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (b9jul)
Use Rear Entrance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)
For eastern GA/SC/NC, Hurricane Isaias. Florida gets hit Sunday.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (PiwSw)
I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
You think stupid is going to take the weekend off?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Dr. Karen-Fauci at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
OT but that dude needs to cut loose from Screen Rant. SR is proving themselves to be bigger and bigger douchebags by the month. He's popular enough to where he could run his channel without them.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (dKm4U)
The Left is the Chuck Yeager of Stupidity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Devil's Island at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (csJfc)
Correction: proudly stupid.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (TYUJ+)
It's poetry like that which keeps me coming here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Barack at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (FZYNt)
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Eat shit, monkeyboy.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)
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Hope springs eternal...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (UAMe5)
That's it. Choose wisely, because these categories are set in stone by Science(tm).
. . .
Until tomorrow.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
You think stupid is going to take the weekend off?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)
Weekends are for murder, silly. Please try to keep up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (8FfnY)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (YIHHg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)
For eastern GA/SC/NC, Hurricane Isaias. Florida gets hit Sunday.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (PiwSw)
Tee hee!
Posted by: 2020 at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: fb at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (6ESMG)
....That remains to be seen. The "Zoomers" are less lock-step than the millennials. Millennials are dominantly left-wing. The "Zoomers" are not......
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)
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I dearly hope you are right but I see nothing to support that hope.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)
Ahem.
Posted by: Devil's Island at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (yQpMk)
You know, I think Stalin's Cannibal Island at Nazino is still accepting new residents.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (Okeht)
Julius Caesar's account of the VII Legion's battle to prevent the Cervixii, led by Cervixingetorix, from ousting the Scrotii is easily the most ribald part of his "Commentaries".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (8FfnY)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (WX+x0)
Ahem.
Posted by: Devil's Island at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (yQpMk)
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Bitch, please.
Posted by: Snake island at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (RU4sa)
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes
I have been blind
The person with a cervix in red
Is dancing with me
Cheek to cheek
There's nobody here
Posted by: Chris DeBurgh at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (MVjcR)
ibguy needs to beef up. The only visiting dignitary we had was Alton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (A5zUN)
I'm just a cervix in the world
That's all that you'll let me be
Oh, I'm just a cervix, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome
Oh, I'm just a cervix, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to is making me numb
Oh, I'm just a cervix, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
Oh, I'm just a cervix, lucky me
Twiddle-dum, there's no comparison
No Doubt
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, h8tr at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (rCwaK)
There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and
simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there
is to it.
I read a few of Robert Spencers books in the early 2000's and that convinced me that Islam was Satanic. What kind of religion demands you kill a victim of rape because she dishonored the family by being raped? The religion of Satan, that's who.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (ZCiJZ)
18 I saw Individuals with a Cervix open for Generic Band Name at the music venue during and unspecified time.
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (q177U)
Back when there were record and cd stores, they would put a small section and label them "various artists" and I always thought bands should call themselves " various artists" so they'd have their own section!
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (6f16T)
Is there a link to why the death sentence was overturned?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Snake Island at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (RU4sa)
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles fade
Cervix, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy, like a child who had grown
[chorus]
You're my cervix of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear and lovely
You're my cervix
[single gunshot]
Posted by: Styx at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (8B6Ng)
https://youtu.be/HrcbCW4y9Dw
Posted by: Chris DeBurgh at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (pNxlR)
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Where else on the web can you get erudite satirical historical filth, I ask you?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (UAMe5)
or in alternate NewSpeak ... "women that never had a penis"
Instead of Women's Roller Derby ... Women (that never had a penis) Roller Derby League. That would eliminate a lot of injuries from 250 pound trannie men that like beating up on women.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (Cus5s)
There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there is to it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (okGHj)
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Read it a few months ago.
Agree.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (RU4sa)
Thanks for the tip(s). I just placed a hold on it at the library.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (mlxZk)
Chad Pergram@ChadPergram
Trump now says he'd like the election date moved up
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)
If you self-identify as a woman than self-identify as someone who can handle the fact that general health discussions, such as cancer screening, are geared toward biological males and females.
When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
^^this.
Posted by: RI_Red at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (DLc+2)
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (8FfnY)
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I saw it as prophecy, myself.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (RU4sa)
Well, I saw my first commercial for a face shield today. Fits right on
your baseball cap. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
sure, for you folks that wear your baseball caps frontways round. check your privilege.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (bi3O6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)
> Posted by: Devil's Island
Nah, at Devil's Island you got to interact with other human beings. Granted, some of them were probably ass-raping you from time to time, but at least it was human contact.
From what I understand, the human scum who wind up in Supermax go batshit crazy in short order (the ones who weren't batshit crazy to begin with).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (unn44)
what about the one from Canada, Jerkoff Yammoff?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)
Not me. What's it like?
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (BAsqb)
Yea, it sure is a mystery why Trump tweeted about delaying the election yesterday. Hope we can figure it out someday.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: The Boiling Frog at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)
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Honda Cervix
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: they/them at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (oAY8z)
More Kamala incoming from Biden allies, this time from Ed Rendell.
"Kamala can rub some people the wrong way. Karen Bass is not likely to do that"
https://cnn.com/
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Ed, you just don't know.
Posted by: Willie at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (NWEal)
I identify as Alexander the Great.
Bow down to me, Greece, Italy, Egypt, Iran, and India.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (fvvBx)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (sWM8x)
Which side?
Plymouth House of Corrections is my best. Behind.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (ZCiJZ)
Someday, someone will explain to me why any woman would belong to Islam. What in hell is in it for them? They are owned like slaves, wholly at the mercy of some irrational idiot's desire or lack thereof. They are, apparently, only slightly more valuable than goats. And nowhere have I seen even the slightest mention that any woman ever gets to heaven.
I flat don't get why those women haven't gone all Judith on those men's asses.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Chris DeBurgh at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: DemocratsHateWhitePeople at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (pM87/)
When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
^^this.
Posted by: RI_Red at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (DLc+2)
Forget not that there was a transwoman who was disappointed and / or depressed when her DNA profile results came back and said she had XY chromosomal pairings and not XX. Apparently SCIENCE would not kowtow to HER TRUTH.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR)
"Kamala can rub some people the wrong way. Karen Bass is not likely to do that"
https://cnn.com/
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Ed, you just don't know.
Posted by: Willie at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (Okeht)
Sure, she's all thumbs, but that tongue...
Posted by: . at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (unn44)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM
Sssshhh...just let them go on chasing the red laser dot. It's much more entertaining that way.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (bi3O6)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (TYUJ+)
Well, I saw my first commercial for a face shield today.
Conversely, we've been seeing 'police are being defunded, grandma tries to call 911, gets an answering machine and gets... IDK. Attacked/ killed.' Trump for President ad.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: DemocratsHateWhitePeople at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (pM87/)
Shit the people warning of a slippery slope last week were right!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (z79tQ)
For some I think it provides strong men and certain protection, a sense of being part of something stable, predictable, and safe. They don't have to think or worry about anything, its all codified and laid down before them. Some are so submissive and weak they love the idea of having that plus safety in not having to think or understand.
Trump now says he'd like the election date moved up
Sounds to me like he's getting ahead of the inevitable calls by the left to monkey with the timing of the election
But other than those people... I don't get it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Karen at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Ronco is selling the New and Improved Faux-Cix for just $2,995.00 installed with a 3 year service plan.
"Think of the business from truck drivers alone!" says company spokesman Zombie Sam Kinison.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
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Pff. I've been to Camden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)
I'm wondering how long the MSM is going to be able to ignore Slick Willy being named in the new Epstein documents.
So far, I've only seen Fox and the NY Post covering it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (rCwaK)
I can't wait to tell someone 'Thank you for your cervix'.
Posted by: PHenry
Aaaacctually...... According to my doctor.. Ladies who no longer have a cervix due to having a hysterectomy should still have a pap test (The usual name for the test for cervical cancer) once every five years. This is due to the fact that when the uterus and cervix are removed (hysterectomy) some small amount of cervical tissue can be left behind and become problematic.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (gtdYu)
Joe Biden announces his running mate.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (JgrP5)
What in hell is in it for them? They are owned like slaves, wholly at
the mercy of some irrational idiot's desire or lack thereof. They are,
apparently, only slightly more valuable than goats. And nowhere have I
seen even the slightest mention that any woman ever gets to heaven.
I flat don't get why those women haven't gone all Judith on those men's asses.
Because men are allowed to beat/kill them if they misbehave? If they leave islam, they will be killed for apostasy. And... as for women of the West going for Islam, they want a strong man to tell them what to do, and possibly beat them. You know, The Kink.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
This is HUGE. This is the big, meaningful, non-symbolic, biting sanctions action that human rights advocates have pushed for.
https://axios.com
/us-sanctions-china-paramilitary-xinjiang-
xpcc-41e29c92-9649-4e47-9e91-
a7f78330d4d8.html
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)
My favorite part of that flap was the ACLU tweeting that "the Constitution" forbade changing the election date.
Which, of course, it doesn't.
Didn't you used to have to be an actual lawyer who'd passed an actual bar exam to be in the ACLU?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (unn44)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)
Back in 1989 my fraternity brothers and I were asked to play hostages in an exercise at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary by the Prison psychologist. Most of us were big dudes who played football or wrestled. We declined...
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
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Pff. I've been to Camden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)
Riverfront?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (xPl2J)
https://tinyurl.com/y2gyx6e9
I think I was right about that old artical going through, jury wasn't vetted enough.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (ptqGC)
Sarah Palin was right about Death Panels.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (j9HX3)
The maximum security facility next door was more scary. Had to be escorted through prisoners to get to the pharmacy.
Pain in the ass to get in to fix mechanical stuff. (Spare parts and tools) ever try to get a toolbag into a prison?
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
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Pff. I've been to Camden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)
Riverfront?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (NWEal)
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No, some desolate place in the interior. And it was in 1983, so my memories are hazy except for the feeling of dread.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)
Pants. It's pants dropping.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (Okeht)
I hear Ellen! has a penix.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (bi3O6)
Her crew was told never to make eye contact with it.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
"Veni, vidi, cervixi."
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Now, where could such an idea have come from?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (okGHj)
H8ter.
Posted by: Leftist atheists everywhere at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (6f16T)
neither was Stone's but hey he is a conservative
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (85Gof)
Also, what's this about "individuals"?
HELLO, CNN!! Not everyone identifies as an Individual!??!!What is this SHIT!!!?!!! Why do WE first have to have a cervix, and then be some neurologically NORMATIVE "Individual"
OUR PERSON is NOT up for YOU to Judge!!??!!!!!OUR BRAIN, OUR CHOICEOUR BRAIN, OUR CHOICE
Posted by: Predictable at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (dKm4U)
Lemme guess..."shower scene"
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (oAY8z)
https://tinyurl.com/y4umprbq
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Jack, I've never really been into The Dead, but I just picked up the 50th Anniversary of Working Man's Dead and it includes a complete show from '71 and damn, it's fantastic!
Much tighter playing than I expected.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM
The Paolo, he is at very many of them.
Posted by: Paolo at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (ejd/p)
Also, some men have cervix's too!!!////
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (UUBmN)
https://tinyurl.com/y4umprbq
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)
John Mayer is also a very successful player besides just the guitar. Props.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)
Yikes, County was bad enough.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: USNtakim
Been on Texas Death Row. 1986. Ellis 1 Unit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (UC5ui)
And avoid having it pounded by guys with really LONG cocks.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (gtdYu)
Part of me wondered if Hillz would Epstein Bubba this summer and ride the National Grief into stealing the nom at the convention, but I suppose it's getting a bit late for that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (dfRN6)
I was predicting right here that she would shiv Bill sometime around mid-October 2016, but obviously she was convinced that she had it in the bag. Same reason she blew off the mid-west to try to run up the pop vote count in the sure-thing states.
Oops.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (EGyGV)
try CHESTER
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (j9HX3)
The Cloaca of Delaware County!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (zuVZw)
Sandra Fluke has a three ring cervix going on down there....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:11 PM (gtdYu)
It wouldn't fit in your prison wallet?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:11 PM (yQpMk)
Your cervix is served.
Posted by: Pron stars in French Maid costumes at July 31, 2020 04:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (okGHj)
ISIS is an example.
Sad truth is, women have rights up to the point where a certain portion of the male populace decides they don't have rights, and are willing to back up their talk with lethal force. Absent an outside force able to destroy or suppress them, they get their wish.
There were women and teenage girls who left safe Western countries to join them. Why? I can't answer that. A certain subset of women become infatuated with mass killers, murderers, rapists, etcetera. Richard Ramirez, AKA the Night Stalker, who raped and murdered a bunch of women, got married in prison. So did Manson.
There are all kinds of theories that you're better equipped to answer than me. There's one that says despite their abysmal status, women in Islam at least have the security in being a part of something larger, belonging, being owned and therefore looked after. IDK if I buy that. There's the innate draw that men who are willing to kill for their beliefs seem to inspire in members of both genders. There's the dominant perception, that they consider themselves free to act on Westerners and infidels. Perhaps cheerleading for the men gives them confidence, a sort of 'I'm backing the winning team' thing.
I don't know your background, but once you're inside an insular society that conditions its members to believe they're better than everyone else-- Any other former Marines here?-- your membership elevates you. Even the lowliest Muslim is greater than the highest infidel.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (hc/tF)
Forget not that there was a transwoman who was disappointed and / or depressed when her DNA profile results came back and said she had XY chromosomal pairings and not XX. Apparently SCIENCE would not kowtow to HER TRUTH.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR)
[facepalm]
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (hc/tF)
A word of caution to women--watch out for playas
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:14 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (gtdYu)
Ex asked me to do that at certain times.
Said it helped bring on her period.
Turns out to have been a worse problem.
The surgeon fixed it.
Ladies with period problems take caution.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:15 PM (Okeht)
Much tighter playing than I expected.
My favorite years were the late 70s, 77 - 79.
This is from a live performance at Lakeland, FL in 77. The whole album is great but Jerry was in peak form before the drugs and cheeseburgers completely took over.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (gtdYu)
Ex asked me to do that at certain times.
Said it helped bring on her period.
Turns out to have been a worse problem.
The surgeon fixed it.
Ladies with period problems take caution.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:15 PM (Okeht)
I see what you did there!
But good advice.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:23 PM (gtdYu)
I'm your knight, in shining armor,
and I love you!
You have come into my life, aaaaaand,
I am yours!
Individual with a cervix,
for so many years, I thought,
I'd never find you!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 04:24 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: CayleyGraph at July 31, 2020 04:25 PM (v3L/9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 04:25 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1
Ventilator.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)
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It's an inhalator you morons
Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at July 31, 2020 04:34 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1
Ventilator.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)
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It's an inhalator you morons
Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at July 31, 2020 04:34 PM (JNTt1)
Breathalyzer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
Again?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:32 PM (yQpMk)
No, it's just that he died pretty recently and I referenced him in a comment.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 04:36 PM (H3MF8)
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