CNN: "Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25"

"Individuals with a cervix."s

Posted by: Ace at 03:06 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 31, 2020 03:06 PM (UWqZJ)

2 Front holes hardest hit.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cGEUA)

3 Who are these individuals?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (KNsKs)

4 whoa top ten?

Posted by: Mog Smash at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (AtEcX)

5 Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (3H9h1)

6 Front holes hardest hit.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cGEUA)

that's what she wants...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (8D42x)

7 So women right?

Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (LMzpI)

8 it's a shame we don't have a convenient word that means "individual with a cervix".

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (sGtp+)

9 Individuals with a cervix


AKA women


why is this so difficult?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (W2Pud)

10 American individual with a cervix
Stay away from me

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (xPl2J)

11 Individuals=Females?

Posted by: Mog Smash at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (AtEcX)

12 I got it on the first try nurse

Posted by: FtWorthMike at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (LMzpI)

13 Assholes hardest hit.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (qZdIZ)

14 3 Who are these individuals?
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (KNsKs)

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lol

Dunno whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (RU4sa)

15 Nothing like a cold, frosty Pabst Smear on a Hot Summer Day.

Am I right Ladies?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (HSvw4)

16 If there was only a convenient linguistic way to address adult, biologically female humans......Like say "women"

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (Y6UV7)

17 So, my cat should be screened?

Posted by: Anchorman at July 31, 2020 03:09 PM (QpENQ)

18 I saw Individuals with a Cervix open for Generic Band Name at the music venue during and unspecified time.

Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (q177U)

19 Front hole inspection.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (VgHIE)

20 Individuals with mental illness should not have jobs in communications.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (Xg9Dg)

21 Do you go to a cervix station?

Posted by: Parker at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (zV/fi)

22 Of all the Posts you could work the word Snizz into, Ace...

this one was a Cake Walk.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (HSvw4)

23 Gonna go to brazzers for some hot individuals with a cervix on individuals with a cervix action

Posted by: Anchorman at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (QpENQ)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (arJlL)

25 This is what comes of electing Democrats. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (tSosf)

26 >>Do you go to a cervix station?


It's just up the road a ways from the G-Spot.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (HSvw4)

27 Well xe was an American individual with a cervix
Raised on promises

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (xPl2J)

28 and society becomes increasingly decadent, and dumb...

Posted by: brak at July 31, 2020 03:12 PM (cG+eD)

29 9 Individuals with a cervix


AKA women


why is this so difficult?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:08 PM (W2Pud)

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Don't want to piss of the majority of the American population, made up of men who think they're women...

Oh, wait.

This shit is turning me into a feminist.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:12 PM (RU4sa)

30 I saw Individuals With Cervixes open for The Plasmatics at The Roxie back in '89

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:12 PM (KNsKs)

31 These "journalists" need a long stay in a mental hospital.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (naEeR)

32

This is blatant discrimination. Not every cervix has an "individual" attached to it.

--Schitzos everywhere

Posted by: imp at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (SFOr6)

33

What's worse are the lemmings who comment that CNN is right and being "inclusive" for guys pretending to be women.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (wf/AT)

34 There's an ad on TV lately that says 12 year old girls *and boys* should get the HPV vaccine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (gd9RK)

35 Our new cervix-based economy.

Posted by: Kuni at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

36 I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flours,
Consultin' with the rain.

And my ming, I'd be scratchin',
While my nerves are busy twitchin'
If I only had a cervix.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)

37 Nice way to dehumanize women. What a wonderful world.

Posted by: soulpile at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (rwZk1)

38 I am so f'ing over all of this BS.

If you self-identify as a woman than self-identify as someone who can handle the fact that general health discussions, such as cancer screening, are geared toward biological males and females.

When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

39 I'm with Garrett.

There has been a dearth of snizz usages here at HQ for a while.

Moar please.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (XOi3t)

40

For the group that claims it's the party of science they really pretend like biology doesn't exist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (wf/AT)

41 The Cervixians are inside the perimeter!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (A5zUN)

42 Oh, wait.

This shit is turning me into a feminist.
Posted by: SMH

Turned me into a lesbian

Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (vd8XM)

43 Of all the Posts you could work the word Snizz into, Ace...


Snizz will never catch on.

Posted by: Mish at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (gd9RK)

44 This is biased against people without a cervix.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

45 I am cervix-challenged.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (9IdCK)

46
>>Do you go to a cervix station?

It's just up the road a ways from the G-Spot.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:11 PM (HSvw4)

That one just down from the Y?

Posted by: Parker at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (zV/fi)

47 >>Nice way to dehumanize women. What a wonderful world.


They dehumanize women in all sorts of ways.
The way some of these transwomen dress is akin to blackface.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

48 RIP Jeffrey. He always served great cervix.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (tVp4F)

49 Who ARE these people?
Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (KNsKs)

50 We need to do something about making sure that everyone who wants a cervix has access to one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee of Judean People's Front at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (TYUJ+)

51 The Cervixians are inside the perimeter!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (A5zUN)

Quick! Hide the manager!

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (BAsqb)

52 34 There's an ad on TV lately that says 12 year old girls *and boys* should get the HPV vaccine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


actually, I talked to quite a few of my doctor friends and asked them what they did with their own boys with respect to the HPV vaccines. The overwhelming majority of them had their boys get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (W2Pud)

53 guess who gave Fauxci the highest honor to be given to a civilian ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (1Dmt5)

54 Men are from Prostatium, Women are from Cervixia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN)

55 Well xe was an American individual with a cervix
Raised on promises.
I read that in my head in Tom Petty's voice, and it was amazing.

Posted by: DPICM at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (W1EDf)

56 Don't fire until you see the bumps on their individual Cervixes!

Posted by: Bill Prescott General Gynecology at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (HSvw4)

57 I want some sugar to make the drugs go down.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (pB6Gt)

58 As an individual with a prostate, I guess I don't have to worry, yes?

Posted by: Old Dude at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (LGXGf)

59 Quick, what rhymes with cervix??

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (XTyi0)

60

It's just up the road a ways from the G-Spot.

THAT'S a myth
George Costanza

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (KNsKs)

61 I'll wait for Chaz Bono to comment. I've even forgotten what it actually is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (CTJwJ)

62 If your a tranny it's called a sirsvex.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (sL159)

63 That leaves out the Portland dude getting arrested on video earlier today.
If you have to scream out "I am a woman!", you probably aren't one.

Posted by: navybrat at large at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (w7KSn)

64 Truly the inmates have taken over the asylum, when fear of a tiny but vocal miniscule group causes communication and a language to be destroyed for fear of offense.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (z79tQ)

65 >>>For the group that claims it's the party of science they really pretend like biology doesn't exist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (wf/AT)


The hypocrisy is a sign of cultural power.

Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (q177U)

66 Game going around Twatter:

Take a song title with "woman" or "girl" in it, replace it with "cervix".

No Cervix, No Cry (Bob Marley)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (unn44)

67 Cervix is one of those odd words to say.

Cervix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)

68 Brb. Checking to see if I have a cervix.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (9hauA)

69 "Who is the ignorant f*ck that wrote this article?"
"Who is the mental midget that approved this article?"
"Who is the simian-minded c*cksucker that the approver reports to?"

"You're fired you simple f*cks. Don't even go back to your cubicles. We're gonna lose your pension and payroll documentation for years.

GF'd."

*Conversation in my fevered dreams.*

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (6WCwE)

70 Is a gaping anal cervix a sign of cancer? Here, let me show you. Do you see anything unusual?

Posted by: David French at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (CLteG)

71 >>Individuals with a cervix


AKA women


why is this so difficult?
- - -

Because it offends all those once and future "pregnant dad" types, such as Thomas Beattie.
They demand tampons in mens rooms, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

72 NO Shirt
NO Shoes
NO Cervix

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (Xg9Dg)

73 Thank you for your cervix.

Posted by: some gallant rake at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (h5TKJ)

74 This, my friends, is our Ruling Class.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (M/9m0)

75 Pistol Packin' Cervix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)

76 No Cervix, No Cry (Bob Marley)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (unn44)

Man, I Feel Like A Cervix (that one country chick who was huge for a while but I can't remember)

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (BAsqb)

77 A cervix animal helps bling people get around.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)

78 "individuals who identify as individuals with a cervix story hour" now at your local library

Posted by: brak at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (cG+eD)

79 Cervixerxes -Wasn't he the God King of the Persians that defeated the 300 at the hot gates?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (k/TB6)

80 Jessica Yaniv excluded by transphobic CNN reporting? Or does he only need to "self identify" as having a cevix? Anatomy-fluid? Yikes.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (+X43N)

81 So...
I'm supposed to totally believe "experts" at the American Cancer Society who cannot even say the words "woman" or "female"?

Eff them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (axyOa)

82 Romeo and Cervix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)

83 Snizz will never catch on.
Posted by: Mish at July 31, 2020 03:14 PM (gd9RK)

Pikers.

Posted by: Poon at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (z79tQ)

84 >>>Who ARE these people?
Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (KNsKs)

What IS IT with that airline food? I mean COME ON!

Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (q177U)

85
What distinguishes a good prostitute from a GREAT prostitute?
Excellent customer cervix.


I drive a Vulva
and it's due for a Cervix.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

86 >>There has been a dearth of snizz usages here at HQ for a while.


Would you say that we have had a paucity of Snizz?

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (9ba1F)

87 Blind. Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)

88 I have a cervical . Does that count?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (NWEal)

89 Rocky Rococo at your cervix.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (LGXGf)

90 Individual 1 likes Individuals With Cervixes

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (Xg9Dg)

91 42 Oh, wait.

This shit is turning me into a feminist.
Posted by: SMH

Turned me into a lesbian
Posted by: Bruce

---

Hell, turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (6WCwE)

92 Millennial women are something like 70% Democrat. I like that cnn is telling them they dont exist. Shit like this may wake some of them up to the insanity.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (gPxNS)

93 Hey, I hear there are manacles made from a special metal that will stop you from getting Covid.

You wear them around your ankles but they can't be placed too far apart or they become ineffective, so the chain that links them is 2 foot long to prevent them from separating.

Oh, and also, masks that look like a face that you wear on the back of your head to confuse the Covid virus when it tries to infect you.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (TYUJ+)

94 Long tall cervix in a black dress.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (k/TB6)

95 > There's an ad on TV lately that says 12 year old girls *and boys* should get the HPV vaccine.

While it doesn't usually cause cancer in boys, I understand that dick warts aren't the most desirable things to have, either.

While it might be functionally equivalent to a textured condom, somehow it's just not as appealing to potential partners.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (unn44)

96 No Cervix, No Cry (Bob Marley)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Witchy Cervix - The Eagles

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (CTJwJ)

97 Oooooh!

Ooooh!

Witchy-Individual with a Cervix!

Witchy-Individual with a Cervix!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (dfRN6)

98 Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Posted by: Al Czervik at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (gd9RK)

99 American Cervix, get away from me!

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (BAsqb)

100 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Taint at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (CLteG)

101 Do you go to a cervix station?
Posted by: Parker


Only to get the dip stick inserted.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (UC5ui)

102 Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe and a Cervix

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (A5zUN)

103 To Cervix , With Love

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (NWEal)

104 This is exactly the type of respect and equality women have fought 200 years for.

LMAO one day they will realize the Left hates them and always has

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (Xg9Dg)

105 Does it have to be their own cervix?

Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (XxJt1)

106 Know your cervix:

Exene Cervixa was an essentially member of the band, X, but oddly enough had nothing to do with the band, XX.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (hku12)

107 Wonder Cervix.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (6WCwE)

108 masks that look like a face that you wear on the back of your head to confuse the Covid virus when it tries to infect you.


Works against Tigers too!

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (KNsKs)

109 Long tall cervix in a black dress.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

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Boom! Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (CTJwJ)

110 To Cervix With Love

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

111 This is a major reason why I binge watch the myriad ways the Earth can be destroyed on youtube.

A guy can cut his dick off, buy tits, and graft shit on him all he wants.

He is still a guy.

And as for the crazy bitch that thinks she's a guy just because she cut her tits off and grows a goatee, can't change DNA.

They can miss me with trying to force me to go along with this fuckedupness.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (RU4sa)

112 Individuals. So "they" need not get screened?

Posted by: SH at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

113 Ask your doctor about Cervix today!

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (BAsqb)

114
Take a song title with "woman" or "girl" in it, replace it with "cervix".

No Cervix, No Cry (Bob Marley)
She's Always a Cervix to Me (Billy Joel)
Straight Shootin' Cervix (Steppenwolf)



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (unn44)
I can't believe you left out one of iconic songs of the Vietnam period:

American Cervix by the Guess Who.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (TYUJ+)

115 100 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Taint at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (CLteG)

DMZ

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (A5zUN)

116 Cervix - not a good comedy word

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:20 PM (Xg9Dg)

117 Wonder if that applies to Child and Family Cervices.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (u5MYq)

118 Gwad, people are stupid.
Tell me this is just about getting attention.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (frO9V)

119 CervixesCervixesCervixes...The Cervix House in Ft Lauderdale.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (k/TB6)

120 A cervix animal helps bling people get around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)



My cervix animal identifies as a pitbull.
How you like my goad toofus grill

Posted by: flava flav at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (z79tQ)

121 They can start with Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Wicklow at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (uH65w)

122 D'oh, can't resist. Hive mind.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (PiwSw)

123 Psychiatrist: "Now show me on the boy doll where they touched you on the cervix."

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (nFUmW)

124 The Bionic Cervix.

(which I have to admit, scares the hell outta me.)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (6WCwE)

125 > Exene Cervixa was an essentially member of the band, X

Man she was hot.

Don't search for pictures of her now. You'll be disappointed.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (unn44)

126 Charlie don't cervix.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (oVJmc)

127 I'm not a lady, but I have a cervix. I bought it on the Chinese black market. Where do I get tested?

Posted by: TheHoser at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (IDjUx)

128 What's Inside an Individual with a Cervix? - The Cramps

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (9ba1F)

129 I'm holding out for the Cervix 9000.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (XTyi0)

130 I'm Cervixed, what is this about?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (NWEal)

131 Cervixi and the Papas

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (A5zUN)

132 My front hole is on the end of a tentacle

Posted by: Sponge Bob Eichenwald at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (AgR7f)

133 I am truly baffled that feminists are putting up with this vomit.

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!

*mincing pansy* Me tooooo!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

134 Cerrrrvix

Cervix

Cerrrrviiix


Yep, Woody, not Tinny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (PiwSw)

135 From some pictures, Portand seems to have a high percentage of "wanna be women" male leftist protesters who haven't yet had their breast add ons. makeup sessions an wig fittings and other cosmetic enhancement because they look like what they are-men in a skirt and tank tops who are flat as a board.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (oDRcK)

136 Scarepussy....The spaghetti porn.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (pB6Gt)

137
Trader naturalfake at your cervix!








Yeah, I got nuthin".

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (dWwl8)

138 Over a Billion Cervixed

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (9ba1F)

139 KISS - Hard Luck Cervix

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (1Dmt5)

140 So, let's say, hypothetically, I have a cervix, but I keep it in a jar in the basement. Do I need to get screened?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (CAJOC)

141 OMG he's right

I am CERVIX! Hear me roar!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (TYUJ+)

142 I have a whole bucket of cevix's. Where does the line start?

Posted by: Ed Gein at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (QDMU5)

143 A cervix animal helps bling people get around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Beyonce and Jay-z?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (UC5ui)

144 I am outraged that CNN would do something like this. They want all individuals *without* a cervix to get cervical cancer and have it go untreated. The cervix is socially constructed, just like everything else. Why do they want the non-cervix-havers to get cancer? You don't need a cervix to get cervical cancer.

Be better, CNN. Be better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

145 Cervix in Red- Chris De Burgh

Posted by: I Denounce Myself at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (CLteG)

146 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:22 PM (BAsqb)

147 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)

148 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (cGEUA)

149 I'm Cervixed, what is this about?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


How YOU doin?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (XTyi0)

150 Democracy dies in Uranus.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (xptlg)

151
"I have a cervix!"

Posted by: Shouted by a guy at an AntiFa 'rally' at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (vOGqy)

152 Didn't Alexander the Grate defeat Cervix III at the Battle of Stirrup?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (TYUJ+)

153 "To Cerve Mankind"
Oops, used the "man" word.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (u5MYq)

154 Draw me like one of your French Cervix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (A5zUN)

155 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)

It's lady parts

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (NWEal)

156 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.


Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

157 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat

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One of the twelve astrological signs.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)

158 There's an Individual with a Cervix who knows
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

Posted by: Robert Plant at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (4bBzH)

159 If I were a carpenter,
And you were a cervix,
Would you suck me off anyway?
Would you swallow my hot mix?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (unn44)

160 59 Quick, what rhymes with cervix??
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:16 PM (XTyi0)

Dr. Brix

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (cGEUA)

161 >>I am truly baffled that feminists are putting up with this vomit.


Maybe it's because they want to be seen as tolerant?
Or the fact that some transwomen think it's fun to punch and physically threaten TERFs for "denying they exist" and "causing harm" on them?

Just take a look at what JK Rowling has been getting from the trans activists for not submitting.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

162 Cervix is not recommended for individuals who are allergic to Cervix.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

163 If Stelter gets fired he's going to have to pay out of pocket for this kind of test.

Sad.

Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (gAMkn)

164 Its like the Incredibles:

If everyone is a woman, then no one is.

Your special status that is the entire focus of feminism vanishes if someone can be a woman just by declaring themselves, regardless of their actual physical gender.

"Sure I have a twig and berries, but I consider myself a woman"

Yeah, and I consider myself Phoebe Cates' vibrator but that doesn't make it so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

165 Oh, oh, cervix
Cerrrrvix!
Have you got cheating on your mind?

Posted by: Gary Puckett and Union Gap at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (XxJt1)

166 the narrow necklike passage forming the lower end of the uterus

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (u5MYq)

167 A cervix is that cat what poops expensive coffee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (xPJvm)

168 "individuals with a cervix" - holding one. Does that count? Framed on a mantle? define "with"

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (SpKeo)

169 So, the left is now getting rid of the words "woman" and "female."

Leftist women... you've been cancelled, and replaced by men in drag who had have their penis made into a front hole. Congrats on your progress.

How does that make you feel?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

170 next up:

persons with a prostate should get an annual PSA test after age 50.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)

171 It ain't me
It's the people who say
Men are leading the cervix astray
But I say
Cervix is smarter in everyway
That's right
The cervix is smarter

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

172 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat
---------

Easily damaged body part. Teddy Kennedy kept a brace around for those occasions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (vOGqy)

173 156 I just pictured Hillary with a big grin holding a power cord she just yanked....

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (KNsKs)

174 I think 'individuals with a cervix' covers everybody working at CNN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

175 Clinton drinks Corona? I kinda figured he'd be a Negro Modelo kind of guy, what with him bein America's first Black President and all.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (TYUJ+)

176 OT: Funny stand up about vegans, nut milks, and "impossible" meat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Yfg-tWbT4

Posted by: Augustine at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (Alp4m)

177 Everybody's gone cervix,
Cervix USA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

178 >>nd news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.



Srsly? Respirator at home?
That sounds like Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

179 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat
---
One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)


Nah. It's some kind of an African cat, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (mlxZk)

180 I'm an individual with a nut sack.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (KNsKs)

181 165 Oh, oh, cervix
Cerrrrvix!
Have you got cheating on your mind?
Posted by: Gary Puckett and Union Gap at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (XxJt1)

heh

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (u5MYq)

182 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat


It's what we do on 9/11 anniversaries...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (s2VJv)

183 162 Cervix is not recommended for individuals who are allergic to Cervix.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

Aka Shep Smith and Don Lemon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (A5zUN)

184 https://washex.am/2PaeJIP
*******
FBI review indicates Carter Page FISA was especially problematic

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (1Dmt5)

185 157
I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?

Posted by: Serious Cat



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One of the twelve astrological signs.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)

I thought it was a kid of cat? Though most cats don't live to be 25.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (QDMU5)

186 Word from research world sez with combo of stem-cell tech and 3-D printing will result in lab-grown cervixes within a year. Women will no longer be needed, he said hopefully.

Posted by: The Gay Falcon at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (PR+wx)

187 What about those not born with them that want one?

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (6f16T)

188 156 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.


Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

I'm kidding.

Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (cGEUA)

189 Brown Eyed Cervix doesn't have the same ring.

Posted by: Van Morrison at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (gAMkn)

190 Cervix, you'll be a Cervix soon...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)

191 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)


When one player smacks the ball over the net.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)

192 'Respirator' is what Clinton calls his 6-year-old whore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (oVJmc)

193 "To Cerve Mankind"
Oops, used the "man" word.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (u5MYq)
+++++++++
Good. Continue to do so. It is my everyday rebellion at work. I don't put my pronouns in my E-Mail signature. I don't use "they" as a singular. I use "he" for the ambiguous group noun case. I am not complying with the new company speech code.

As yet, no one has called me on it. They will eventually. In the aftermath of that, I will be fired. But enough is enough and right is right. I am through with the grotesque pollution of my beautiful language - and by extension, of thought - for the purposes of catering to madness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)

194 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?
Posted by: Serious Cat

---

One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete


They act like it's normal.
Blonde chick drives thru a backyard fence and lands in a pool.
"It's ok. I'm an Asparagus on the cervix cusp"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (UC5ui)

195 I asked for a script for hydrochloroquin and not only did he provide it, he gave a great dissertation of when to take it, how long it should take to have an effect, that the zinc ins over the counter so no script needed and the z-pack comes later so call him if needed.

A couple of other comments from him. Texas lifted the filter on HCQ on July 17, that I probably ought to find a mom and pop type pharmacy because the national chains are balking and I was the first of his patients to make the request.

So I said give me enough for DanMa'am too. And he did!

Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (XTiHL)

196 Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah. Trial scene in Goodfellas says what?

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (BAsqb)

197 One of the twelve astrological signs.



When the moooooon is in the cervix house....

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (gd9RK)

198 >>I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?


It's where you keep your Mucus Plug.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (4bBzH)

199 The cervix is a cylinder-shaped neck of tissue that connects the vagina and uterus. It is something women have-not fake women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (oDRcK)

200 >>> A cervix animal helps bling people get around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2020 03:18 PM (VgHIE)

Get back in the basement, Joe!

Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (q177U)

201 LifeOfBrian.gif

Posted by: Robert J Ritchie at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (le5IN)

202 Cervix the cat
The wonderful, wonderful cat

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

203 Your special status that is the entire focus of feminism vanishes if
someone can be a woman just by declaring themselves, regardless of their
actual physical gender.



"Sure I have a twig and berries, but I consider myself a woman"



Yeah, and I consider myself Phoebe Cates' vibrator but that doesn't make it so.

I've decided to self identify as a trans black person who is also an illegal immigrant from a third world country. I think that will help with my future job prospects.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCiJZ)

204 This is my rifle,
this is my cervix

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)

205 A cervix needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 31, 2020 03:26 PM (YzR+W)

206 I was not assigned a cervix at birth.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (88+cf)

207 I think trans genders will need them as well to see if their cervix they don't have might have cancer.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (6f16T)

208 And now I have:
"That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
Smarter than the man in every way"

as an earworm

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (JKNZq)

209 187 What about those not born with them that want one?
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (6f16T)

A cervix for you, and a cervix for you, and a cervix for you!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (u5MYq)

210 I thought "servix" was an obsolete term -- the feminine form of "server". Like "executrix".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (unn44)

211 ... news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona

C'mon. He's got clap. Who's he kidding?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (mlxZk)

212
A goddess on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The symbol of beauty and love
And she was an individual with a cervix
A Cervix!
Yeah, baby, she's got One!
She an Individual with a Cervix
And she does card tricks!

Posted by: Zombie Shocking Blue at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (dWwl8)

213 Apropos, I saw the cover of the SI swimsuit issue at the supermarket.....

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (KNsKs)

214 ANd here's a cervix for you, and for you , and here's a cervix for youand youand youse too.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (WX+x0)

215 Cervix saaaayss!!!
~Richard Dawson

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (k/TB6)

216 Whirling cervix

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (aKsyK)

217 One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)

Yeah, it's right next to Uranus.



...I'm sorry.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)

218 > It's where you keep your Mucus Plug.

Mucus Plug would be a great name for a punk band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (unn44)

219 Boston Bomber's death sentence overturned by appeals court.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPl2J)

220 FBI review indicates Carter Page FISA was especially problematic


The FBI will do an internal review, give everyone involved raises and call the matter solved.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

221 >> Your special status that is the entire focus of feminism vanishes if someone can be a woman just by declaring themselves, regardless of their actual physical gender.


Same goes re: being gay.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

222 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.

OK, Coronachan, visit 0bama next, please.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (SchxB)

223 "Individuals with a cervix" is a cowardly way of avoiding the whole "a man can have a cervix too reeee" screeching that would inevitable follow simply advising that "women should be screened". Cowards.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (OQcPl)

224 > Apropos, I saw the cover of the SI swimsuit issue at the supermarket.....

That's the one with the tranny?

That individual doesn't have a cervix, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (unn44)

225 New MST features a 'bot named Tom Cervix.

No offense to commentor Tom Servo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPJvm)

226 next up:

persons with a prostate should get an annual PSA test after age 50.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)


We already did that, for BLM.

Posted by: Democrat Partee at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (hku12)

227 Sow the Snizz,
Reap the Cervix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)

228 Why discriminate against women without cervix? They have a right to cervical cancer screening too!

I can't wait to tell someone 'Thank you for your cervix'.

Posted by: PHenry at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (CEG9E)

229 Brown Eyed Cervix doesn't have the same ring.

oddly enough neither does Green Eyed Cervix.

Posted by: Sugarloaf at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (XTiHL)

230 What do feminist sluts chant at their rally's?

You do us ! Yo do us !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (NWEal)

231 ... news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona

C'mon. He's got clap. Who's he kidding?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:27 PM (mlxZk)

Good thing he shows no signs of being immunocompromised...

Sorry, what?

Recent pictures?

Oh. Oh, shit.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (BAsqb)

232 Okay everybody....You are all getting laid.

Put it on my American Express.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (pB6Gt)

233 I am Cervix! Hear me roar!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (axyOa)

234 170
next up:



persons with a prostate should get an annual PSA test after age 50.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:24 PM (W2Pud)
If you mentioned the digital prostate exam, they would still sign up for it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)

235 Orion Slave Cervix

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)

236 I have some male co-workers who from time to time have a cervix.
It's usually filled with sand.

Today seems to especially sandy.

Posted by: Priapism at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (2cfUo)

237 I wonder if I could sell my cervix to a needy fake woman wanna be.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

238 Leftists are insane.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (fBtlL)

239 "Cervix with a smile!"
--Gynocologist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

240 222 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.

---

Where's Hillary?

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)

241 >>> 147
I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix? Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (zqs/f)



A type of weasel.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (l6b3d)

242 217 One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)

Yeah, it's right next to Uranus.

...I'm sorry.
Posted by: Vanya

---

No it taint!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (6WCwE)

243 156
And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.





Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

Bill I warned you about Tinder...wait no I didn't.

Posted by: The Good Dr Fauxi Stroking His Chin at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (QDMU5)

244 233
I am Cervix! Hear me roar!



Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (axyOa)

That's called an answering cervix.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)

245 >>I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?


It's a Female Fox


Which is just a Fancy Tailed Weasel.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (4bBzH)

246 How weird is it going to be in like 20 years when Debbie from HR dies of prostate cancer and everyone at her funeral is trying to be oh so delicate about it.

Yeah, can you believe Debbie went so fast. And right after she beat testicular cancer. So sad.

Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (gAMkn)

247 228 I can't wait to tell someone 'Thank you for your cervix'.
Posted by: PHenry at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (CEG9E)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (u5MYq)

248 Boston Bomber's death sentence overturned by appeals court.

His victim's death sentences, however, remain in place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (SchxB)

249 How do insurance companies handle this, do they just drop you for demonstrating insanity

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (sITaU)

250 Look at the other benefits here h8rs -- men get to pay healthcare premiums for their own possible future cervical cancer treatments, just like women get to pay for prostate cancer coverage and treatments.



Front Hole / Back Hole Equality At Last!

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (+lFfz)

251 A type of weasel.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (l6b3d)

WeaselCervix

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (A5zUN)

252 240
222 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.



---



Where's Hillary?

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)
holding the pillow.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

253 I am truly baffled that feminists are putting up with this vomit. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++
The true feminists don't. The TERFs (trans-exclusionary radical feminists). Feminists, as we all knew, fall into two radical groups:
- The radical true feminists, who seek female supremacy
- The radical communists, who use feminism as a means to an end

The former group cannot accept the trans condition. They want female supremacy. You cannot have that if females do not exist. The latter group don't really care and just want a post-modern totalitarian state based on the vagaries of social construction and dominance hierarchies. They are fine with - and indeed enthusiastic about - the trans movement because it is subversive and thus helps destroy the old order.

The true feminists/female supremacists are not happy that they have learned this truth. The TERFs are a minority, and they're going to lose. Feminism is essentially dead, and it has been consumed by the overall millennialist movement in which they used to be the vanguard (but of which they are now just members). Only TERFs are fighting for what they all claimed to desire. But they're also part of the Old now. They too will be destroyed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)

254 237 I wonder if I could sell my cervix to a needy fake woman wanna be.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

---

I'm menopausal, so it's not like I need mine anymore.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (RU4sa)

255 219 Boston Bomber's death sentence overturned by appeals court.

I just watched that movie last night and I was ready to join the line to pull his switch. Any reason it was overturned?

Posted by: MrObvious at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (k+h+d)

256 Take two Cervix and call me in the morning

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (luzVb)

257 Gracias, Ace and Horde. I needed a thread like this. I'm chuckling like a retard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (xPJvm)

258 230 What do feminist sluts chant at their rally's?

You do us ! Yo do us !
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (NWEal)


Feminists in Portland yell, "Use your vibrators!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (mlxZk)

259 One of the twelve astrological signs.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)

Yeah, it's right next to Uranus.



...I'm sorry.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)


But I'm an Aquarius, I've never seen a Cervix anywhere down there.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (hku12)

260 Cracker McCoy here: Don't tease me , Billy goat really does have wuwu?.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (WX+x0)

261 Fat Bottomed Cervixes

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (unn44)

262 Men can have a cervix, you bigots. Biologically male cervixes. Cervices. Cervixi. Whatever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

263 The FBI will do an internal review, give everyone involved raises and call the matter solved.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

We have conducted an in depth investigation of ourselves and concluded that no reasonable prosecutor--which is us-- would charge us with any crimes. Therefore, we are closing this self-audit and declaring ourselves fit for full duties.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (BAsqb)

264 LGBTQALMNOP

Can we get a "C" in there? We need something for "C"

Wait, I've got it, you're gonna love this one!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (Wm5SB)

265 255 they saw the Rolling Stone cover and agreed he was dreamy like Che?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (KNsKs)

266 We are the priests of the temples of Cervix.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:31 PM (l6b3d)

267 I saw 100 sperms break through mad cervix at the Salt Palace in 1979

Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (fvvBx)

268
Individuals with a brain who work at CNN should have it checked to see they still have one or that is working.

Posted by: YIKE's at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (t6XCL)

269 No front hole left behind!

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (+lFfz)

270 Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

I believe it was a joke from someone posting above. I don't know whether they got it from the "Babylon Bee."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (oDRcK)

271 219 Boston Bomber's death sentence overturned by appeals court.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPl2J)

And after he gave us a textbook example of depraved indifference.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (u5MYq)

272 92 Millennial women are something like 70% Democrat. I like that cnn is telling them they dont exist. Shit like this may wake some of them up to the insanity.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 31, 2020 03:19 PM (gPxNS)
---------------------------------------
I doubt it's quite that high.
Whatever the case, the younger generation is even worse.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (M/9m0)

273 Boston Bomber's death sentence overturned by appeals court.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 03:28 PM (xPl2J)


That's the "cute" one?
Maybe staying alive isn't working out well for him.
Maybe good liberal justice is worse than death.

Posted by: flava flav at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (z79tQ)

274 I get it, the English 'Individuals with a cervix' is odd.

To be contrary (because, WTH not), there are people born with XX chromosomes that don't have cervixes, either due to some other genetic issue, or as removed as part of a hysterectomy.

So we could also say 'Women without birth defects and still whole of body ...' and be just as offensive, if in a different way.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (meIF+)

275 Wasn't he at the John Lewis funeral? If he was sick at that time, he has infected everyone he sat near. How far from Obama was he?

Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (399rf)

276 We gotta get you a cervix

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

277 Where's Hillary?

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)
holding the pillow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (N39W

Telling her driver to run a hose from the car exhaust into the bedroom.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (BAsqb)

278 It's true, Bill Clinton is dying.

Unfortunately, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)

279 "We are the Priests of the Temple of Cervix, all the gifts of life are held within our walls" Rush - 2020

Posted by: Wicklow at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (uH65w)

280 Anybody wanna guess how many cities they'll drag Clinton's corpse through once Hillary decides she can no longer use him alive?

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (OQcPl)

281 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.

On a respirator?! Do you think he's going to sacrifice himself for the "Corona is deadly" cause? I don't think so. Just get him on the drugs that work.

RBG says you're a pussy, Bill! You've got a "man cold".

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (2nFxy)

282 This is triggering me.

I need a cervix animal to help calm me down.

Posted by: browndog at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (BgMrQ)

283 And you get a cervix, and you get a cervix, and you get a cervix...no, Shep, we know you're not interested....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (WEBkv)

284 Do transgenders in politics have Secret Cervix protection?

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (ExnWy)

285 I saw Cervix play at the Fillmore East.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (Jx5Qs)

286 Fucking insanity is what it is. Nobody is tranz. Insane yes tranz no. I refuse to bow down. Women have a vagina men have a penis. Simple.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)

287 Do not take cervix if you are allergic to cervix. Side effects may include stalking, gossip campaigns, social isolation attempts, car keying, false domestic abuse accusations, arrest, reputational destruction, bankruptcy and imprisonment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

288 actually, I talked to quite a few of my doctor friends and asked them what they did with their own boys with respect to the HPV vaccines. The overwhelming majority of them had their boys get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Heh. My "former boss" has some kind of tongue cancer that is related to HPV.
Wonder how he got it?

My guess is his cracker party girl second wife. Man, did I hate that nasty beyotch.

He kind of turned her into a lesbian, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

289 Telling her driver to run a hose from the car exhaust into the bedroom.
Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (BAsqb)


Oooh, ooh, I'll do it! I'll do it!

Posted by: Lanny Davis, drooling and jumping up and down at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (PiwSw)

290 Oh no...i don't know if I have a cervix or not! I dont think I've ever been tested! Why didn't they bring this up during my school phsicals!?!? I better have my parents call to setup a cervix test with my doctor!

Posted by: Confused Zoomer assigned "male" gender at birth at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (Ejylv)

291 Tsarnaev's (Boston marathon bombre) death sentence overturned.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)

292 >>Boston Bomber's death sentence overturned by appeals court.



Once again, I applaud how quickly Virginia took care of beltway sniper John Allen Mohammad.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

293 I shoulda said Cervical Exam.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (Jx5Qs)

294 Anyone watch Nip Tuck?

The Mrs and I are watching it before bed and it turns out one of the super hot chicks on the show is a tranny. The guy knew when he banged her because apparently he has a huge gentleman's sausage and bottomed out the end of the front hole. No cervix. He could tell because he's a plastic surgeon and he'd fucked like a million chicks. Totally blew her/his cover.

That shit would NEVER get written today.

Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (gAMkn)

295 Whatever the case, the younger generation is even worse.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:32 PM (M/9m0)
+++++++++++
That remains to be seen. The "Zoomers" are less lock-step than the millennials. Millennials are dominantly left-wing. The "Zoomers" are not. But they are all fairly hardcore, whatever they believe in. The Millennials will either march into the camps or march others into the camps depending on how they're ordered to behave. The Zoomers, though, are a wild card. If anyone's going to blow up the world, it will be them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)

296 This is just an extension of proggies' belief that people are just a sum total of their genitalia, and nothing but sex matters, and we cannot be expected to control our sexual urges.

It's horseshit, but there you have it.

Whether I have a cervix or not is really nobody's business but mine.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (okGHj)

297 I get it, the English 'Individuals with a cervix' is odd.

Let me check the fridge...

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (2nFxy)

298 Bombre is a male bombress. I did that on purpose.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)

299 Anybody wanna guess how many cities they'll drag Clinton's corpse through once Hillary decides she can no longer use him alive?

Did you notice who wasn't at his side at the funeral yesterday?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)

300 278 It's true, Bill Clinton is dying.

Unfortunately, it depends on what your definition of "is" is.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)

Odd that this exactly coincides with those documents being released.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (A5zUN)

301 187 What about those not born with them that want one?
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (6f16T)

--------------------------------

Hi, everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (CAJOC)

302 Well, ok, if I must.

Posted by: Ed Gein at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (ysmsf)

303 Three cervixs and pony walk into a bar

The bar wench says .....

Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (fvvBx)

304 HPV vaccine was a big scandal for Rick Perry but he skated out of it .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (NWEal)

305 Heh. My "former boss" has some kind of tongue cancer that is related to HPV.
Wonder how he got it?

---

I have an idea...

Posted by: Michael Douglas at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (RU4sa)

306 >>>Only TERFs are fighting for what they all claimed to desire. But they're also part of the Old now. They too will be destroyed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)

Destroyed like a cervix on a wedding night.

Sexy!

Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (q177U)

307 Cervix...
I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you.

Posted by: Zombie Kenny Rogers at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (XxJt1)

308 I just watched that movie last night and I was ready to join the line to pull his switch. Any reason it was overturned?
Posted by: MrObvious


Duh.

Racism and rampant Islamophobia.

And tooth decay, that's what did it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

309 291 Tsarnaev's (Boston marathon bombre) death sentence overturned.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)

Oh? Are they arguing that he didn't murder those people? And maim the rest?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (okGHj)

310 So....conservative inc.?

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (SpKeo)

311 It's just lime a mouthwash but it's for your cervix.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (pB6Gt)

312 303
Three cervixs and pony walk into a bar



The bar wench says .....

Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (fvvBx)

how about a Sex on the Beach with a Horse Piss chaser?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (Jx5Qs)

313 She's a black magic cervix
She's trying to make a devil outta me

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)

314 Has Sessions been tested yet?

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (SpKeo)

315 This is just an extension of proggies' belief that people are just a sum total of their genitalia, and nothing but sex matters, and we cannot be expected to control our sexual urges.

It's horseshit, but there you have it.

Whether I have a cervix or not is really nobody's business but mine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (okGHj)
++++++++++++++
What's funny about this is that they are also obsessed with the body. The whole "experience of black bodies" and other such racist, dehumanizing claptrap. Yet the "you're just a bundle of chemicals" assertion that so many of the progs make - especially the race-theory ones - breaks down in the face of the trans crap, where your body doesn't matter and it's whatever you say you are. And they never acknowledge the contradiction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:36 PM (hYcqw)

316 I'm so glad men never stalk people or key cars or behave badly. That is such a relief to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (oDRcK)

317 I've decided to self identify as a trans black person who is also an illegal immigrant from a third world country. I think that will help with my future job prospects.

its how you get published as an author.

So Bill Clinton's STD-riddled body finally is succumbing and they've decided to deem it Wuhan Virus as well? Had to happen sooner or later. I figured he wouldn't make it out of the decade, but I thought it would be sooner than this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

318 148 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (cGEUA)

188 156 And news just broke that Bill Clinton has Corona and is on a respirator at home.

Making him conveniently unable to comment on the Epstein revelations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

I'm kidding.
Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:25 PM (cGEUA)

Posted by: m at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (u5MYq)

319 219 How is he going to det his dozen virgins if he never gets thete?

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (6f16T)

320 Kenny Rogers - You My Cervix

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (1Dmt5)

321 286 Fucking insanity is what it is. Nobody is tranz. Insane yes tranz no. I refuse to bow down. Women have a vagina men have a penis. Simple.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)

---

Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (RU4sa)

322 Tsarnaev's (Boston marathon bombre) death sentence overturned.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (sGotD)

We've decided that killing you in inhumane. So we're going to keep you locked in a cell for 23 hours a for the next six decades because if we turned you loose on a yard some lifer would shish kebab you.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (BAsqb)

323 I am going to sue all of you if you don't find some underage girls to examine my cervix.

Posted by: JESSICA YANIV at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (DnkRP)

324 Here's an idea. Don't want cervical cancer? Only have sex with your husband.



Now, where could such an idea have come from?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (okGHj)

325 "Individuals with a cervix......."

Is that some sort of cat?

Posted by: Javms at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (ofIwF)

326 >>> 259
One of the twelve astrological signs.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2020 03:23 PM (6WCwE)


No no, it's the Quizinnatle name for the great feathered llama deity of the Maya. You pronounce the x with the hoarking sound a cat makes when it coughs up a hairball. Try it now.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (l6b3d)

327 On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

328 Commodores once, Twice, 3 Times a Cervix

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (1Dmt5)

329 Anyone watch Nip Tuck?

lol.. was one of my guilty pleasures. That show was horrible but I kept watching it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (dUJdY)

330 So, does that make AOC Alexandria Of Cervix?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (UAMe5)

331 I shoulda said 'with a bucket of oats.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (Jx5Qs)

332 Tsarnaev's conviction overturned. Really?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (oDRcK)

333 Soon to be added to all the new patient questionnaires doctors ask you to fill-out:

"Do you have a cervix?"
"Do you have a vagina?"
"Do you have a penis?"
"Do you have ovaries?"
"Do you have testicles?"
and so on.

Heck, the woke crowd will come-up with so many such questions, to cover all "equipment options" for the 5,000-plus genders, that it will make the new patient questionnaires need about 50 pages.

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (AMIL/)

334 Three cervixes walk into a bar. The bartender asked ' what can I get ya'll ? '

Three Paps please.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (NWEal)

335 Orson Snow
@OrsonSnow

1m
Replying to
@CNN
Addendum: Male born individuals who role play as a female do not require this treatment, and it is suggested they don't pursue it as it will clog up appointment calendars for those who do require it. #yourewelcome

____________________________

What's the over under on me getting banned for that one?

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (Dormu)

336
"I demand a cervix transplant" - some trans nut, soon.

Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (Urwtg)

337 Sessions was tested and IQ is 90.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (WX+x0)

338 Here's an idea. Don't want cervical cancer? Only have sex with your husband.

Now, where could such an idea have come from?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (okGHj)
+++++++++++
But if I do that, I can't dump him and travel the world to find myself on an "Eat, Pray, Love" adventure of my own wherein I find a hunky secret millionaire who accepts me for me!

Posted by: Progressive Woman at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)

339 Styx- Cervix

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (1Dmt5)

340 Heh. My "former boss" has some kind of tongue cancer that is related to HPV.
Wonder how he got it?

My guess is his cracker party girl second wife. Man, did I hate that nasty beyotch.

He kind of turned her into a lesbian, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (vcOmj)


Yeah, that's one of those myths people don't quite understand sometimes. These viral infections tend to be found in certain body parts, because the body part is an ideal place for it, but if you put some part of your body near where it is on/in the infected person's body, as long as the conditions are right, you'll get your where it was introduced.

The herps are the primary examples. Herps I is thought of as "genital" and Herps II is "cold sores."

Well, maybe. If you put your chocolate in someone else's peanut butter...

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12)

341 "Do you have testicles?"

Could just ask about marital status. No need to rub it in.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

342 I'm sorry for not knowing this, but what exactly is a cervix?

More importantly, what is the plural form of cervix?

In case, you know, someone had a bucket full of them.



Posted by: Roland THTG at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (88+cf)

343 How many cervix clowns can fit in a Volkswagen?

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (FsgBK)

344 I have an idea...

Posted by: Michael Douglas at July 31, 2020 03:35 PM (RU4sa)

In Douglas' defense: Catherine Zeta-Jones, man.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (BAsqb)

345 I'm so glad men never stalk people or key cars or behave badly. That is such a relief to know.

Just like women never hit anyone!

Its almost as if people use short hand generalizations with the understanding that intelligent adults know exceptions exist and don't need to be stated as a 4-paragraph disclaimer every comment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

346 I can assure you, as your president, I will make HIV a thing of the past.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (sWgE+)

347 What's the over under on me getting banned for that one?
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++
Banned? I'd say unlikely. A several day timeout, though, strikes me as likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (hYcqw)

348 What's long, hard and always goes deep?

The Silent Cervix.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (axyOa)

349 332 Tsarnaev's conviction overturned. Really?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (oDRcK)

I think they are saying just the sentence of death.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)

350 Posted by: browndog at July 31, 2020 03:33 PM (BgMrQ)

Just don't take the cervix animal out for a walk. Sounds messy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (oDRcK)

351 Has Sessions been tested yet?
Posted by: lorien1973


I'm sure he took the SAT when he was a teenager, back in the early 60's.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

352 20 Individuals with mental illness should not have jobs in communications.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (Xg9Dg)


Or Medicine, Science, Politics, Retail, Education...,

Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (Rbu5d)

353 But if I do that, I can't dump him and travel the world to find myself on an "Eat, Pray, Love" adventure of my own wherein I find a hunky secret millionaire who accepts me for me!
Posted by: Progressive Woman at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)
----------

You were only interest in him because he had money and wasn't interested in your body.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (WEBkv)

354 People with a cervix? This is obviously a pap smear.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (k/TB6)

355
OK, get this... I have a hampster-gurl at work I've mentioned before.

This one told everyone she had to take time off for medical reasons. OK, cool. We're "no questions asked" about that, so no need to explicate further. We don't care if it's for your Brazilian butt-lift, or whatever.

But then, she did explicate further. She (for some reason) let everyone she worked with know that it was for a procedure specific to HPV/genital warts.

It was one of the few things to catch me off-guard. All I could say is, "well, good luck..." and trail off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (Tm4zg)

356 >>> 339
Styx- CervixvPosted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (1Dmt5)


It is actually the exact opposite of Styx. It's the "river" you cross into life.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (l6b3d)

357 'Cause I'm a man,
I've got my pride;
Don't need no individual with a cervix,
to hurt me inside.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (H3MF8)

358 What's the over under on me getting banned for that one?

Not high, its subtle enough you might even get praise for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

359 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)

Thanks; You never know with these Soros funded nutty DA's

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (oDRcK)

360 Huh:

@BNONews
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA



17?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

361 Tsarnaev's conviction overturned. Really?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:38 PM (oDRcK)

I think they are saying just the sentence of death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Life without parole.

sort of like...marriage. Well, that's what my Brother in law once said. I gave him a watch with that engraved on it on his 25th anniversary.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

362 325 "Individuals with a cervix......."

Is that some sort of cat?

Posted by: Javms at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (ofIwF)

It's a form of weasel.


Surprised you didn't already know that.


Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (okGHj)

363 I saw Individual with a Cervix open for Explosive Childbirth in 2006

Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (sb+Cg)

364 What is a hampster-gurl?

I ask, because I fear the search result.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (A5zUN)

365 I just got reacquainted with happiness. Watched my 8yo grand daughter and her team mates play a soft ball double header last night. Should have had 'Yakkity Sax' playing the whole time but she did so 2/2 with a RBI in the second game.

Kids are off to Camp Ozark today for an end of the summer week of fun. School starts on 8/15 as scheduled.

Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XTiHL)

366 Individuals with Ceviche.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (dmWPe)

367 If it's true Clinton is on a respirator it will be interesting to see how he cares. I've read that the survival rate among people placed on a respirator for COVID is roughly twenty percent.

Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1)

368 Girl...you'll be a cervix, soon...

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (icI8A)

369 We got nuthin

Posted by: King Missile at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

370 There's a cervix in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (EgshT)

371 Unce
Tice
Fee times a mady

Posted by: Buckwheat Sings The Hits at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

372 Tsarnaev death penalty overturned to spite Trump.

It's legal precedent now.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (KNsKs)

373 I've read that the survival rate among people placed on a respirator for COVID is roughly twenty percent.
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1

Ventilator.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)

374 365 I just got reacquainted with happiness. Watched my 8yo grand daughter and her team mates play a soft ball double header last night. Should have had 'Yakkity Sax' playing the whole time but she did so 2/2 with a RBI in the second game.

Kids are off to Camp Ozark today for an end of the summer week of fun. School starts on 8/15 as scheduled.
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XTiHL)

First read as 80yo and thought "This guy's old as fuck!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

375 Well, anyway, now POC can stand for Persons of Cervix as well as Persons of Color.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (UAMe5)

376 sort of like...marriage. Well, that's what my Brother in law once said. I gave him a watch with that engraved on it on his 25th anniversary.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (vcOmj)
---------

You got the stink-eye from your sister for that one, didn't you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (WEBkv)

377 BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA

See, I wouldn't arrest that kid, I'd give him a job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

378 And now I have:
"That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
That's right, the cervix is, UH, smarter.
Smarter than the man in every way"

as an earworm
Posted by: notsothoreau

You have Harry Belafonte in your ear !

You're gonna need a bigger q-tip !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (arJlL)

379 First read as 80yo and thought "This guy's old as fuck!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

But that grannie can sure swing a bat!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (A5zUN)

380 My Person with a Cervix from Tokyo
She's so good to me...

Posted by: Deep Purple at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (EaEMG)

381 >> I just got reacquainted with happiness. Watched my 8yo grand daughter and her team mates play a soft ball double header last night. Should have had 'Yakkity Sax' playing the whole time but she did so 2/2 with a RBI in the second game.


Fun!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

382 If that was a 17 year old sentence him to working for the Army cybercecurity command....

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (KNsKs)

383 Always go to the dealer for your regularly scheduled 30,000 mile cervix.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

384
Individuals with a cervix.
I have seven.

Posted by: YIKE's at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (t6XCL)

385 I've read that the survival rate among people placed on a respirator for COVID is roughly twenty percent.
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1
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I guarantee you, in Bill's case, the odds are a lot longer than that.

Posted by: Hillary C. at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (WEBkv)

386 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (Tm4zg)

What is a hampster girl.? She runs around in an exercise wheel at work or she's had plastic surgery to look like a hamster or she has sexual relations with a hamster?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (oDRcK)

387 Little known fact - Brian Dennehy played the cervix in Look Who's Talking.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (CAJOC)

388 Wasn't he at the John Lewis funeral? If he was sick at that time, he has infected everyone he sat near. How far from Obama was he?
--
I'm sure the left will mock Clinton's death if he dies for attending a large gathering.

Who am I kidding? Conservatives aren't human so it's OK to make fun of them when they die.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (cRMYr)

389 40...
The way some of these transwomen dress is akin to blackface.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

This is what I've been saying about Bruce Jenner all along.

He dresses and styles himself like his perverted and sick mind only fantasizes what a woman his age dresses and styles herself like.

Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

390 375 Well, anyway, now POC can stand for Persons of Cervix as well as Persons of Color.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (UAMe5)

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Gee.

Thanks.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (RU4sa)

391 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.

Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (399rf)

392 People with a cervix? This is obviously a pap smear.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 31, 2020 03:39 PM (k/TB6)


Nah! My pap was in Vietnam, and was always proud of his cervix. No matter what the hippies said.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (hku12)

393 Ray Parker Jr- I'm in love with the other Cervix

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (1Dmt5)

394 But then, she did explicate further. She (for some reason) let everyone she worked with know that it was for a procedure specific to HPV/genital warts.


Asimov never wrote about this version of the future.

He overlooked it.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (XTyi0)

395
I ask, because I fear the search result.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (A5zUN)

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It was one of these no-boundaries, third wave feminist millennial whackos who had a boss edit a document where she had misspelled "hamster," and actually called her own mother to reprimand her boss for correcting her daughter's flagrant use of the letter "P."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (Tm4zg)

396 BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA

If he were a year old it would be a Florida man story.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (FsgBK)

397 I wanna live with a Cinnamon Person with a Cervix
I could be happy the rest of my life with a Cinnamon Person with a Cervix

Posted by: Neil Young at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (EaEMG)

398 BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA

See, I wouldn't arrest that kid, I'd give him a job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

In other news, Twitter's security-- despite being as large and influential as it is-- can apparently be sliced by a fucking teenager.

But trust Big Tech, you guys.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (BAsqb)

399 It was one of these no-boundaries, third wave feminist millennial whackos who had a boss edit a document where she had misspelled "hamster," and actually called her own mother to reprimand her boss for correcting her daughter's flagrant use of the letter "P."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (Tm4zg)

Oh YEAH, now I remember! What a nutjob...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

400 Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XTiHL)

Sounds nice. Glad you could enjoy that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (oDRcK)

401 It was one of these no-boundaries, third wave feminist millennial whackos who had a boss edit a document where she had misspelled "hamster," and actually called her own mother to reprimand her boss for correcting her daughter's flagrant use of the letter "P."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (Tm4zg)
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Oh good golly, I'd forgotten that one.

Posted by: Hillary C. at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (WEBkv)

402 You got the stink-eye from your sister for that one, didn't you?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


He's been saying that for years. It's kind of a running joke.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (vcOmj)

403 Young Individuals With A Cervix Scout Cookies.

Posted by: klaftern at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (RuIsu)

404 Men are from Mars, Individuals with a Cervix are from Venus?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (hbfWH)

405 /off drunken political candidate sock.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (WEBkv)

406
'Sup, Scrotes and Cervs?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (pNxlR)

407 'To all the Cervix I've loved, before
Who wandered in and out my door
I'm glad you came along
And decorated my schlong
To all the Cervix I've loved, before'

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (zOQCE)

408 370 There's a cervix in my pants.
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (EgshT)

--------------------------

Might be. I mean, really, how would you know?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (CAJOC)

409 Huh:

@BNONews
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA


17?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)


It would seem they had all the king's horses and all the king's men out there trying to crack this case.

Amazing the kind of crime solving they can do, when properly motivated.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)

410 Always go to the dealer for your regularly scheduled 30,000 mile cervix.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

You got a leak here. We need to flush the tranny.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (BAsqb)

411 This is what I've been saying about Bruce Jenner all along.

He dresses and styles himself like his perverted and sick mind only fantasizes what a woman his age dresses and styles herself like.
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

He dresses like the woman he wishes he had married.

He is one sick fuck.

They used to lock folks in an asylum for less than that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (okGHj)

412 Wayyyyyy dowwwwwwn inside...

Person with a Cervix!

Youuuuu neeeed it!

Posted by: Robert Plant at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (EaEMG)

413 Fauci is so full of botox I didn't recognize him.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (Okeht)

414 What a stupid world we live in.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (csJfc)

415 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.
Posted by: Megthered


Along with his co-religionist, Ramzi Yusef.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)

416 My Individual with a Cervix Wants to Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (zOQCE)

417 Ventilator.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)


Duh. Thanks.

Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (XxJt1)

418 In the end it is all scrotum envy and rainbows

Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (fvvBx)

419 'To all the Cervix I've loved, before
Who wandered in and out my door
I'm glad you came along
And decorated my schlong
To all the Cervix I've loved, before'
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (zOQCE)
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So, are we back to dick glitter, then?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (UAMe5)

420

Are they even talking about homo sapiens at this point?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (t4of4)

421 Silly rabbit! Cervix is for kids!

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (b9jul)

422 Front holes hardest hit.


Posted by: Maskhole at July 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cGEUA)

Cue gif of David Sirota giving tough-guy hole-punch.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (uhPTO)

423 396 BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA

If he were a year old it would be a Florida man story.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 31, 2020 03:44 PM (FsgBK)

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If he were a year old, that would be damn impressive!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (CAJOC)

424 Got a black magic cervix
Got a black magic cervix

Yes I got a black magic cervix,
got me so blind I can't see
That xe/xer/they're a black magic cervix
And xe/xer/they're tryin' to make a devil out of me...

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (8B6Ng)

425 A ruling by the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) has made it easier for employers to fire employees for using derogatory speech, including comments on social media. Bloomberg notes that the "sweeping" ruling last week by the Trump-appointed board will allow companies to terminate workers who speak up about misconduct at work using "derogatory" speech. The report notes that employers already have a lot of leeway to justify firing an employee without complaint from the NLRB and, while some business advocates applaud the ruling's clarity, it is seen by critics as further widening that scope.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (YIHHg)

426
Individuals With Cervices!
Individuals With Cervices!
Individuals With Cervices!

Posted by: Motley Crue at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (EaEMG)

427 I just got reacquainted with happiness. Watched my 8yo grand daughter and her team mates play a soft ball double header last night. Should have had 'Yakkity Sax' playing the whole time but she did so 2/2 with a RBI in the second game.

Later, they had to remove the smile from his face with a chisel, it took four hours.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

428 Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (zOQCE)
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So, are we back to dick glitter, then?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (UAMe5)


Wasn't he arrested for diddling kids?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)

429 Been busy with work stuff all day. 'Sup?

Are the same outrages we had yesterday, still the outrages of today or have we become even stupider?

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)

430

What do they even call a fake cervix?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (t4of4)

431 Cervix is one of those odd words to say.

Cervix.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:17 PM


Try the plural of "lettuce".

Lettuces.

It just sounds strange.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (ejd/p)

432 Speaking of Fauci - how is it that the other day MASKS! were being enforced by the Slug at Arms of the House and today there's that shitty little gremlin giving testimony without one?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (TYUJ+)

433 Person with a cervix, when you're with me I'm smiling
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles all fade

Person with a cervix, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all my love that I needed
So shy, like a child who has grown

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

434 Worked in a gay men's clinic doing lab work. Dr submitted a pap smear. LMP labeled N/A. Lab asked for the last menstrual period. Told them, it's a guy so.......huh? Not sure where they got the specimen.

Posted by: Dr Phil at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (CjO2G)

435 I thought Dick Glitter won the Winston Cup.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (zOQCE)

436

Oh, "artificial vagina." nm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (t4of4)

437 When Bruce Jenner made Vanity's "Woman of the Year" it just proved that men really are better than women at everything.

Posted by: navybrat at large at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (w7KSn)

438 Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 03:47 PM (YIHHg)

Being on social media is like randomly planting remote bombs in your house and then leaving the remotes laying all over your city.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (BAsqb)

439
For all you military "individuals" -

Thanks for your cervix

Posted by: stumck at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (lSZIs)

440 My grandma and your grandma
Sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma
Gonna light your flag on fire

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

441 Are the same outrages we had yesterday, still the outrages of today or have we become even stupider?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Stupider.

I fear for what may be coming on Monday.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)

442 The way some of these transwomen dress is akin to blackface.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

Invent a word for it, throw an Intersectionalist screed about it into one of the usual pits of leftist insanity, and watch the fur fly as blue turns on blue.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (csJfc)

443 Part of me wondered if Hillz would Epstein Bubba this summer and ride the National Grief into stealing the nom at the convention, but I suppose it's getting a bit late for that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (dfRN6)

444 409 Huh: @BNONews
BREAKING: 17-year-old boy arrested in Florida over Twitter hack that compromised accounts belonging to Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and others - WFLA

17?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

It would seem they had all the king's horses and all the king's men out there trying to crack this case.

Amazing the kind of crime solving they can do, when properly motivated.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)


Next they'll claim he couldn't do online coursework because he couldn't access the site.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (mlxZk)

445 This is what I've been saying about Bruce Jenner all along.

He dresses and styles himself like his perverted and sick mind only fantasizes what a woman his age dresses and styles herself like.
Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

xhe is 70 years old. should be dressing like one of the golden girls, and would if xhe weren't bugfuck nuts.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (z79tQ)

446 What if I have a cervix but never realized it? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Justasheep at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (L9Eia)

447
Dick Glitter before he dicks you

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

448 Try the plural of "lettuce".

Lettuces.

It just sounds strange.


Sounds like something Gollum would say

Nasty hobbitses at all the lettuces, precious

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

449 Individuals with a cervix just wanna have fun!

Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (EiNjl)

450 yes but early internet viral site hamster dance clearly spelled it "hampster" so that must be correct

Posted by: brak at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (cG+eD)

451 Are the same outrages we had yesterday, still the outrages of today or have we become even stupider?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
---------------

Outrageously stupid, more likely.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (WEBkv)

452 Bus went by, signboard said "not in Cervix".

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (b9jul)

453 The way some of these transwomen dress is akin to blackface.



Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)



Dude with long hair at GameStop: It's ma'am!!!! MA'AM!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (yDrV0)

454 I Cervix was the guy who thrashed the Romans in the forest, you know that place.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (6Groa)

455 415 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.
Posted by: Megthered


Along with his co-religionist, Ramzi Yusef.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)


Just finished reading "The Sword and the Scimitar." I heartily recommend it. I was aware of the depravity of Islam before, but that book really nails it.

There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there is to it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (okGHj)

456 xhe is 70 years old. should be dressing like one of the golden girls, and would if xhe weren't bugfuck nuts.

"So brave!!!"
--magazine editor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

457 We've blown WAAAY past peak stupid and are in the peak retard atmosphere now...

Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (dKm4U)

458
If I were a carpenter
And you were a person with a cervix

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

459 Hey cervix, you got the blues
'cause you ain't got no one else to use
There's an open road that leads nowhere
So just make some miles between here and there
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in
You took my body and played to win
Ha, ha, cervix it's a cryin' shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame...

Ee-evil cervix,
Ee-evil cervix,
Ee-evil cervix,
Ee-evil cervix...

Posted by: Jeff Lynn at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (8B6Ng)

460 439
For all you military "individuals" -

Thanks for your cervix
Posted by: stumck at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (lSZIs)

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haha

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (RU4sa)

461 Well, I saw my first commercial for a face shield today. Fits right on your baseball cap. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

462 Cervix...
I'm your knight in shining armor
And I...

No, can't do it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (4k/Uz)

463 460 439
For all you military "individuals" -

Thanks for your cervix
Posted by: stumck at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (lSZIs)

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haha
Posted by: SMH

Thank you as well, corpse-man

Posted by: Barack at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (FZYNt)

464 441 Are the same outrages we had yesterday, still the outrages of today or have we become even stupider?
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Stupider.

I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)
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You know, it's almost not worth taking part of a day off to do work stuff if the stupid Is just going to pile up.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (MVjcR)

465 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.
Posted by: Megthered


Supermax is the real deal. I would totally support Supermax in place of the death penalty if I weren't concerned that some future commie President wouldn't pardon inmates of the damned place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (mlxZk)

466
Girl,
You'll be a person with a cervix soon

-T.Jones

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (DUIap)

467 Just finished reading "The Sword and the Scimitar." I heartily recommend it. I was aware of the depravity of Islam before, but that book really nails it.

There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there is to it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (okGHj)

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Read it a few months ago.

Agree.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (RU4sa)

468 Bus went by, signboard said "not in Cervix".

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (b9jul)




Use Rear Entrance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

469 Randi Dangerhair as Al Cervix

Posted by: grognard at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (sb+Cg)

470 I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)



For eastern GA/SC/NC, Hurricane Isaias. Florida gets hit Sunday.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

471 Stupider.

I fear for what may be coming on Monday.



You think stupid is going to take the weekend off?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)

472 I am recommending a cervix shield and cervix goggles.

Posted by: Dr. Karen-Fauci at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (EgshT)

473 Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2020 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

OT but that dude needs to cut loose from Screen Rant. SR is proving themselves to be bigger and bigger douchebags by the month. He's popular enough to where he could run his channel without them.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (BAsqb)

474 457 We've blown WAAAY past peak stupid and are in the peak retard atmosphere now...
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (dKm4U)

The Left is the Chuck Yeager of Stupidity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (A5zUN)

475 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.


Ahem.

Posted by: Devil's Island at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

476 414 What a stupid world we live in.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at July 31, 2020 03:46 PM (csJfc)

Correction: proudly stupid.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (H8QX8)

477 ... shitty little gremlin ...
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 03:48 PM (TYUJ+)


It's poetry like that which keeps me coming here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (okGHj)

478 Thank you as well, corpse-man
Posted by: Barack at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (FZYNt)

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Eat shit, monkeyboy.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (RU4sa)

479 You think stupid is going to take the weekend off?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)
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Hope springs eternal...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (UAMe5)

480 There's the Cervix-American Community and the Testes-American Community, and the Mutilated-Sex-Organ-American Community.


That's it. Choose wisely, because these categories are set in stone by Science(tm).

. . .

Until tomorrow.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (1CsfP)

481 *insert facepalm emoji here*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (yQpMk)

482 471 Stupider.

I fear for what may be coming on Monday.


You think stupid is going to take the weekend off?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)

Weekends are for murder, silly. Please try to keep up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (okGHj)

483 At some point the transgender folk are going to get pissed about this individuals with penis and individuals with cervix business. Imaginary cervices are just as real as the real ones.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (8FfnY)

484 AAPL now 1.83 trillion company as stock +10.38%

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (YIHHg)

485 I fear for what may be coming on Monday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (UAMe5)



For eastern GA/SC/NC, Hurricane Isaias. Florida gets hit Sunday.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

Tee hee!

Posted by: 2020 at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (EiNjl)

486 Oh, and for those of you wondering, I've just about convinced myself to drive to the TXMoMe this year, so I can bring more stuff. Looks like about 20 hours total.

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (MVjcR)

487 Ahem. "People of Cervix" or PoC.

Posted by: fb at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (6ESMG)

488 295
....That remains to be seen. The "Zoomers" are less lock-step than the millennials. Millennials are dominantly left-wing. The "Zoomers" are not......
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)
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I dearly hope you are right but I see nothing to support that hope.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (M/9m0)

489 475 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.


Ahem.
Posted by: Devil's Island at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

You know, I think Stalin's Cannibal Island at Nazino is still accepting new residents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (A5zUN)

490 Eat shit, monkeyboy.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (RU4sa)

Oh, you do make me smile!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (okGHj)

491 Karen, Karen Bass that is.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (Okeht)

492
Julius Caesar's account of the VII Legion's battle to prevent the Cervixii, led by Cervixingetorix, from ousting the Scrotii is easily the most ribald part of his "Commentaries".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (pNxlR)

493 We didn't have to treat Idiocracy as a how to movie, but apparently we did.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (8FfnY)

494 Found a old artical on Boston Bomber that argued the trial in Boston tainted the jury. Maybe that got through the court.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (6f16T)

495 I joined the servix for three hots and a cot.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (WX+x0)

496 475 Tsarnaevs is at supermax. I would rather be killed than buried alive there.


Ahem.
Posted by: Devil's Island at July 31, 2020 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

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Bitch, please.

Posted by: Snake island at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (RU4sa)

497 I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes
I have been blind

The person with a cervix in red
Is dancing with me
Cheek to cheek
There's nobody here

Posted by: Chris DeBurgh at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

498 486 Oh, and for those of you wondering, I've just about convinced myself to drive to the TXMoMe this year, so I can bring more stuff. Looks like about 20 hours total.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 03:54 PM (MVjcR)

ibguy needs to beef up. The only visiting dignitary we had was Alton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (A5zUN)

499 I'm just a cervix
I'm just a cervix in the world
That's all that you'll let me be

Oh, I'm just a cervix, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome
Oh, I'm just a cervix, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to is making me numb
Oh, I'm just a cervix, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
Oh, I'm just a cervix, lucky me
Twiddle-dum, there's no comparison


No Doubt

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (t4of4)

500 Monogamy is one way to reduce your exposure to disease.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, h8tr at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (rCwaK)

501
There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and
simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there
is to it.


I read a few of Robert Spencers books in the early 2000's and that convinced me that Islam was Satanic. What kind of religion demands you kill a victim of rape because she dishonored the family by being raped? The religion of Satan, that's who.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

502 QpENQ)

18 I saw Individuals with a Cervix open for Generic Band Name at the music venue during and unspecified time.
Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2020 03:10 PM (q177U)

Back when there were record and cd stores, they would put a small section and label them "various artists" and I always thought bands should call themselves " various artists" so they'd have their own section!

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (lonOK)

503 Found a old artical on Boston Bomber that argued the trial in Boston tainted the jury. Maybe that got through the court.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (6f16T)

Is there a link to why the death sentence was overturned?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (85Gof)

504 *AHEM*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1Tu6BRFxU

Posted by: Snake Island at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (RU4sa)

505 Cervix, when you're with me I'm smiling,
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles fade
Cervix, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy, like a child who had grown

[chorus]
You're my cervix of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear and lovely
You're my cervix

[single gunshot]

Posted by: Styx at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (8B6Ng)

506 Julius Caesar's account of the VII Legion's battle to prevent the Cervixii, led by Cervixingetorix, from ousting the Scrotii is easily the most ribald part of his "Commentaries".

https://youtu.be/HrcbCW4y9Dw

Posted by: Chris DeBurgh at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

507 Julius Caesar's account of the VII Legion's battle to prevent the Cervixii, led by Cervixingetorix, from ousting the Scrotii is easily the most ribald part of his "Commentaries".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 03:55 PM (pNxlR)
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Where else on the web can you get erudite satirical historical filth, I ask you?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (UAMe5)

508 individuals with a cervix ... aka women ...


or in alternate NewSpeak ... "women that never had a penis"


Instead of Women's Roller Derby ... Women (that never had a penis) Roller Derby League. That would eliminate a lot of injuries from 250 pound trannie men that like beating up on women.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (Cus5s)

509 467 Just finished reading "The Sword and the Scimitar." I heartily recommend it. I was aware of the depravity of Islam before, but that book really nails it.

There is no such thing as Islamophobia. Islam is evil, pure and simple. They worship Satan and act as his minions. And that's all there is to it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:50 PM (okGHj)
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Read it a few months ago.

Agree.
Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:52 PM (RU4sa)


Thanks for the tip(s). I just placed a hold on it at the library.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2020 03:57 PM (mlxZk)

510 All hail the King of the Trolls!

Chad Pergram@ChadPergram

Trump now says he'd like the election date moved up

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)

511 38 I am so f'ing over all of this BS.

If you self-identify as a woman than self-identify as someone who can handle the fact that general health discussions, such as cancer screening, are geared toward biological males and females.

When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

^^this.

Posted by: RI_Red at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (DLc+2)

512 493 We didn't have to treat Idiocracy as a how to movie, but apparently we did.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (8FfnY)

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I saw it as prophecy, myself.

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (RU4sa)

513 461
Well, I saw my first commercial for a face shield today. Fits right on
your baseball cap. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.


sure, for you folks that wear your baseball caps frontways round. check your privilege.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (sGtp+)

514 Men with a cervix are asked to SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (bi3O6)

515 The cartoon Asterix and Cervix is really popular in France, but I never got it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (gd9RK)

516 Note. I've been inside the supermax. Anybody else?

Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)

517 I'd really love to go to the TxMoMe, but I anticipate being in the throes of moving into our new home in October. Maybe next year Publius and I can make the trip - by then he'll have had both knee replacements.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (rCwaK)

518 I heard the toyota cervix was a fine car.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

519 > Ahem.
> Posted by: Devil's Island

Nah, at Devil's Island you got to interact with other human beings. Granted, some of them were probably ass-raping you from time to time, but at least it was human contact.

From what I understand, the human scum who wind up in Supermax go batshit crazy in short order (the ones who weren't batshit crazy to begin with).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (unn44)

520 from earlier today, that video, does the guy screaming "I am a Woman!" count?
what about the one from Canada, Jerkoff Yammoff?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (4a9Vv)

521 Note. I've been inside the supermax. Anybody else?
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)

Not me. What's it like?

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (BAsqb)

522 >>Trump now says he'd like the election date moved up


Yea, it sure is a mystery why Trump tweeted about delaying the election yesterday. Hope we can figure it out someday.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

523 Well, I saw my first commercial for a face shield today.

This water is delightful.

Posted by: The Boiling Frog at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (EgshT)

524 518 I heard the toyota cervix was a fine car.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

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Honda Cervix

Posted by: SMH at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (RU4sa)

525 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2020 03:59 PM (rCwaK)
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You'll love it!

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (MVjcR)

526 I have a xervix, does that count?

Posted by: they/them at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (oAY8z)

527 AlxThomp 3h

More Kamala incoming from Biden allies, this time from Ed Rendell.
"Kamala can rub some people the wrong way. Karen Bass is not likely to do that"
https://cnn.com/
-------------------

Ed, you just don't know.

Posted by: Willie at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (Okeht)

528 Probably good time to warn morons again not to comment on Bruce Jenner's young girlfriend by sayIng she's hot or anything similar.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (NWEal)

529 > When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.

I identify as Alexander the Great.

Bow down to me, Greece, Italy, Egypt, Iran, and India.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (unn44)

530 So in addition to big homo bossing us around we now have big cervix?

Posted by: Yo! at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (fvvBx)

531 "Persons of Gash" sounds more dramatic and shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (sWM8x)

532 Note. I've been inside the supermax. Anybody else?


Which side?

Plymouth House of Corrections is my best. Behind.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (gd9RK)

533 I read a few of Robert Spencers books in the early 2000's and that convinced me that Islam was Satanic. What kind of religion demands you kill a victim of rape because she dishonored the family by being raped? The religion of Satan, that's who.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 03:56 PM (ZCiJZ)


Someday, someone will explain to me why any woman would belong to Islam. What in hell is in it for them? They are owned like slaves, wholly at the mercy of some irrational idiot's desire or lack thereof. They are, apparently, only slightly more valuable than goats. And nowhere have I seen even the slightest mention that any woman ever gets to heaven.

I flat don't get why those women haven't gone all Judith on those men's asses.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (okGHj)

534 My little unassuming wife took a pretty nice postition in APPLE about 10 years ago. G-D bless her. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (85Gof)

535 The ads for masks and such actually I find refreshing and encouraging. Its entrepreneurs taking advantage of a fad to get rich off suckers concerned fellow citizens. If that's not American I don't know what is

Posted by: Chris DeBurgh at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

536 It's your Cervix duty to take the vaccine people !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (NWEal)

537 466


Girl,

You'll be a person with a cervix soon


that's sexist. you should use "perchild".

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (sGtp+)

538 maybe the people warning about a slippery slope 20 years ago were correct

Posted by: DemocratsHateWhitePeople at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (pM87/)

539
When you insist the world validate your identity you are behaving like a toddler. Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

^^this.
Posted by: RI_Red at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (DLc+2)


Forget not that there was a transwoman who was disappointed and / or depressed when her DNA profile results came back and said she had XY chromosomal pairings and not XX. Apparently SCIENCE would not kowtow to HER TRUTH.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

540 More Kamala incoming from Biden allies, this time from Ed Rendell.
"Kamala can rub some people the wrong way. Karen Bass is not likely to do that"
https://cnn.com/
-------------------

Ed, you just don't know.
Posted by: Willie at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM (Okeht)


Sure, she's all thumbs, but that tongue...

Posted by: . at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (z79tQ)

541 > that's sexist. you should use "perchild".


Huperoffspring.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (unn44)

542 I wonder what big news is going to drop in the next hour or so

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (gtdYu)

543 Yea, it sure is a mystery why Trump tweeted about delaying the election yesterday. Hope we can figure it out someday.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:00 PM


Sssshhh...just let them go on chasing the red laser dot. It's much more entertaining that way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (ejd/p)

544 I hear Ellen! has a penix.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (bi3O6)

545 Fauci has a cervix made of tilapia.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (f4vam)

546 I've been to Angola.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)

547 No sir, I'm sorry, that's a penis.

Penes are not part of the cervices we accommodate here.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (TYUJ+)

548
Well, I saw my first commercial for a face shield today.

Conversely, we've been seeing 'police are being defunded, grandma tries to call 911, gets an answering machine and gets... IDK. Attacked/ killed.' Trump for President ad.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (ZCiJZ)

549 maybe the people warning about a slippery slope 20 years ago were correct
Posted by: DemocratsHateWhitePeople at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (pM87/)

Shit the people warning of a slippery slope last week were right!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (z79tQ)

550 Someday, someone will explain to me why any woman would belong to Islam. What in hell is in it for them?

For some I think it provides strong men and certain protection, a sense of being part of something stable, predictable, and safe. They don't have to think or worry about anything, its all codified and laid down before them. Some are so submissive and weak they love the idea of having that plus safety in not having to think or understand.

Trump now says he'd like the election date moved up

Sounds to me like he's getting ahead of the inevitable calls by the left to monkey with the timing of the election

But other than those people... I don't get it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

551 Call Customer Cervix if someone's not wearing a mask. That's what I do!

Posted by: Karen at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (oAY8z)

552 What do they even call a fake cervix?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Ronco is selling the New and Improved Faux-Cix for just $2,995.00 installed with a 3 year service plan.

"Think of the business from truck drivers alone!" says company spokesman Zombie Sam Kinison.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (1CsfP)

553 I've been to Angola.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
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Pff. I've been to Camden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)

554 > I wonder what big news is going to drop in the next hour or so

I'm wondering how long the MSM is going to be able to ignore Slick Willy being named in the new Epstein documents.

So far, I've only seen Fox and the NY Post covering it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (unn44)

555 I made the mistake of ordering a face mask and hat with a face shield for my future MiL back in April. Turns out it was from Hong Kong. Just arrived - wrong hat, no face mask. It's a pink cap (not brimmed hat) with a plastic visor, and it cost $50 with all of the add-ons. What a rip-off. HK is asshoe too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (rCwaK)

556 Why discriminate against women without cervix? They have a right to cervical cancer screening too!

I can't wait to tell someone 'Thank you for your cervix'.
Posted by: PHenry


Aaaacctually...... According to my doctor.. Ladies who no longer have a cervix due to having a hysterectomy should still have a pap test (The usual name for the test for cervical cancer) once every five years. This is due to the fact that when the uterus and cervix are removed (hysterectomy) some small amount of cervical tissue can be left behind and become problematic.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (Vxu+H)

557 542 I wonder what big news is going to drop in the next hour or so
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (gtdYu)


Joe Biden announces his running mate.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (Y0bLv)

558 So leemi get this, they overturned the Death Penalty because of what a jury posted on social media...but A cough cough cough, that jackson bitch had nothing to say about the vehement anti Trump attitude of the Stone Head Jurist?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (85Gof)

559 Mandingo, at your cervix!

Posted by: ? at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (gtdYu)

560 I thought "individualism" was outre ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (JgrP5)

561 Someday, someone will explain to me why any woman would belong to Islam.
What in hell is in it for them? They are owned like slaves, wholly at
the mercy of some irrational idiot's desire or lack thereof. They are,
apparently, only slightly more valuable than goats. And nowhere have I
seen even the slightest mention that any woman ever gets to heaven.



I flat don't get why those women haven't gone all Judith on those men's asses.


Because men are allowed to beat/kill them if they misbehave? If they leave islam, they will be killed for apostasy. And... as for women of the West going for Islam, they want a strong man to tell them what to do, and possibly beat them. You know, The Kink.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

562 The US has just announced sanctions on the Xinjiang Production and Construction Corps (XPCC), for complicity in repression.

This is HUGE. This is the big, meaningful, non-symbolic, biting sanctions action that human rights advocates have pushed for.

https://axios.com
/us-sanctions-china-paramilitary-xinjiang-
xpcc-41e29c92-9649-4e47-9e91-
a7f78330d4d8.html

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (Okeht)

563 Who said big news is dropping?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)

564 > Yea, it sure is a mystery why Trump tweeted about delaying the election yesterday.

My favorite part of that flap was the ACLU tweeting that "the Constitution" forbade changing the election date.

Which, of course, it doesn't.

Didn't you used to have to be an actual lawyer who'd passed an actual bar exam to be in the ACLU?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (unn44)

565 Say what you want about John Mayer, he can play.

https://tinyurl.com/y4umprbq

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

566 Note. I've been inside the supermax. Anybody else?

Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)

Back in 1989 my fraternity brothers and I were asked to play hostages in an exercise at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary by the Prison psychologist. Most of us were big dudes who played football or wrestled. We declined...

Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (dKm4U)

567 I've been to Angola.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
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Pff. I've been to Camden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)

Riverfront?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (NWEal)

568 RUSH- Temples of Cervix

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (1Dmt5)

569 New Emerson College poll
Biden 50Trump 46

This is almost close enough to get Trump an EC win.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (xPl2J)

570 washingtonpost.com/court-overturns boston-marathon bombers death-sentence
https://tinyurl.com/y2gyx6e9

I think I was right about that old artical going through, jury wasn't vetted enough.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (6f16T)

571 Great comment:

You can't hay women's cervix, but you can say men's semen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

572 Interesting that the requirement for a pap smear ends at age 65.
Sarah Palin was right about Death Panels.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (Y0bLv)

573 Angola? Camden? come on now ...

try CHESTER

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (j9HX3)

574 I only visited the pharmacy to fix some equipment problems. I never entered into the prisoner part of the prison. It was like any other government building. More security though. Took hours to get in.


The maximum security facility next door was more scary. Had to be escorted through prisoners to get to the pharmacy.


Pain in the ass to get in to fix mechanical stuff. (Spare parts and tools) ever try to get a toolbag into a prison?

Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (0OmEj)

575 I've been to Angola.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (NWEal)
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Pff. I've been to Camden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM (UAMe5)

Riverfront?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (NWEal)
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No, some desolate place in the interior. And it was in 1983, so my memories are hazy except for the feeling of dread.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (UAMe5)

576 Along with the never ending ChiCom virus scaremongering they have been doing the usual"hottest summer ever on record in the arctic" complete with sad looking polar bear pictures. I'm sure the hurricane will be blamed on Climate Change and Trump but mostly Trump.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (KNsKs)

577 563 Who said big news is dropping?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)


Pants. It's pants dropping.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (Okeht)

578
I hear Ellen! has a penix.


Posted by: Dr Spank at July 31, 2020 04:03 PM (bi3O6)
Her crew was told never to make eye contact with it.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (uhPTO)

579 Julius Caesar's account of the VII Legion's battle to prevent the Cervixii, led by Cervixingetorix, from ousting the Scrotii is easily the most ribald part of his "Commentaries".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)



"Veni, vidi, cervixi."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (1CsfP)

580 Pff, all those places.

I've been to Detroit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

581 324 Here's an idea. Don't want cervical cancer? Only have sex with your husband.

Now, where could such an idea have come from?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 03:37 PM (okGHj)

H8ter.

Posted by: Leftist atheists everywhere at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (Rbu5d)

582 I think I was right about that old artical going through, jury wasn't vetted enough.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (6f16T)

neither was Stone's but hey he is a conservative

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (85Gof)

583 So are they saying that people WITHOUT cervices are somehow less deserving of medical attention than people WITH cervices? That's offensive.

Also, what's this about "individuals"?

HELLO, CNN!! Not everyone identifies as an Individual!??!!What is this SHIT!!!?!!! Why do WE first have to have a cervix, and then be some neurologically NORMATIVE "Individual"

OUR PERSON is NOT up for YOU to Judge!!??!!!!!OUR BRAIN, OUR CHOICEOUR BRAIN, OUR CHOICE

Posted by: Predictable at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (CPk08)

584 Back in 1989 my fraternity brothers and I were asked to play hostages in an exercise at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary by the Prison psychologist. Most of us were big dudes who played football or wrestled. We declined...
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (dKm4U)

Lemme guess..."shower scene"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (oAY8z)

585 Say what you want about John Mayer, he can play.

https://tinyurl.com/y4umprbq
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Jack, I've never really been into The Dead, but I just picked up the 50th Anniversary of Working Man's Dead and it includes a complete show from '71 and damn, it's fantastic!
Much tighter playing than I expected.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:08 PM (gtdYu)

586 Nood steele drunk sources

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

587 Mandingo, at your cervix!
Posted by: ? at July 31, 2020 04:04 PM


The Paolo, he is at very many of them.

Posted by: Paolo at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (ejd/p)

588 Science is real!!!
Also, some men have cervix's too!!!////

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (UUBmN)

589 Say what you want about John Mayer, he can play.

https://tinyurl.com/y4umprbq
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

John Mayer is also a very successful player besides just the guitar. Props.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (NWEal)

590 Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:05 PM (Okeht)
*****
Out the Xijiang Huh ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (1Dmt5)

591 That's why the cervix is a tramp. Tom Jones

Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (zuVZw)

592 Note. I've been inside the supermax. Anybody else?
Posted by: USNtakim at July 31, 2020 03:58 PM (0OmEj)



Yikes, County was bad enough.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

593 Note. I've been inside the supermax. Anybody else?

Posted by: USNtakim


Been on Texas Death Row. 1986. Ellis 1 Unit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (UC5ui)

594 Here's an idea. Don't want cervical cancer? Only have sex with your husband.

And avoid having it pounded by guys with really LONG cocks.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (gtdYu)

595
Part of me wondered if Hillz would Epstein Bubba this summer and ride the National Grief into stealing the nom at the convention, but I suppose it's getting a bit late for that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2020 03:49 PM (dfRN6)






I was predicting right here that she would shiv Bill sometime around mid-October 2016, but obviously she was convinced that she had it in the bag. Same reason she blew off the mid-west to try to run up the pop vote count in the sure-thing states.

Oops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (EGyGV)

596
try CHESTER
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 31, 2020 04:07 PM (j9HX3)


The Cloaca of Delaware County!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

597 That's why the cervix is a tramp. Tom Jones
Posted by: Ersatz at July 31, 2020 04:09 PM (zuVZw)

Sandra Fluke has a three ring cervix going on down there....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:11 PM (gtdYu)

598 Pain in the ass to get in to fix mechanical stuff. (Spare parts and tools) ever try to get a toolbag into a prison?


It wouldn't fit in your prison wallet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:11 PM (yQpMk)

599
Your cervix is served.

Posted by: Pron stars in French Maid costumes at July 31, 2020 04:11 PM (sy5kK)

600 I flat don't get why those women haven't gone all Judith on those men's asses.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2020 04:01 PM (okGHj)

ISIS is an example.

Sad truth is, women have rights up to the point where a certain portion of the male populace decides they don't have rights, and are willing to back up their talk with lethal force. Absent an outside force able to destroy or suppress them, they get their wish.

There were women and teenage girls who left safe Western countries to join them. Why? I can't answer that. A certain subset of women become infatuated with mass killers, murderers, rapists, etcetera. Richard Ramirez, AKA the Night Stalker, who raped and murdered a bunch of women, got married in prison. So did Manson.

There are all kinds of theories that you're better equipped to answer than me. There's one that says despite their abysmal status, women in Islam at least have the security in being a part of something larger, belonging, being owned and therefore looked after. IDK if I buy that. There's the innate draw that men who are willing to kill for their beliefs seem to inspire in members of both genders. There's the dominant perception, that they consider themselves free to act on Westerners and infidels. Perhaps cheerleading for the men gives them confidence, a sort of 'I'm backing the winning team' thing.

I don't know your background, but once you're inside an insular society that conditions its members to believe they're better than everyone else-- Any other former Marines here?-- your membership elevates you. Even the lowliest Muslim is greater than the highest infidel.

Posted by: Vanya at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (BAsqb)

601 Kamalla Harris has always been a big believer in public cervix

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (gtdYu)

602 individuals without a cervix are the usual carriers of HPV to individuals with a cervix. why is there no test for individuals without a cervix to determine if they are at risk of being a carrier?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (hc/tF)

603 539...
Forget not that there was a transwoman who was disappointed and / or depressed when her DNA profile results came back and said she had XY chromosomal pairings and not XX. Apparently SCIENCE would not kowtow to HER TRUTH.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

[facepalm]

Posted by: Flyover at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (Rbu5d)

604 individuals without a cervix are the usual carriers of HPV to individuals with a cervix. why is there no test for individuals without a cervix to determine if they are at risk of being a carrier?
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 31, 2020 04:12 PM (hc/tF)

A word of caution to women--watch out for playas

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:14 PM (gtdYu)

605 >>>And avoid having it pounded by guys with really LONG cocks.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (gtdYu)


Ex asked me to do that at certain times.
Said it helped bring on her period.
Turns out to have been a worse problem.
The surgeon fixed it.

Ladies with period problems take caution.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:15 PM (Okeht)

606 >>Jack, I've never really been into The Dead, but I just picked up the 50th Anniversary of Working Man's Dead and it includes a complete show from '71 and damn, it's fantastic!
Much tighter playing than I expected.

My favorite years were the late 70s, 77 - 79.

This is from a live performance at Lakeland, FL in 77. The whole album is great but Jerry was in peak form before the drugs and cheeseburgers completely took over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2020 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

607 And avoid having it pounded by guys with really LONG cocks.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:10 PM (gtdYu)


Ex asked me to do that at certain times.
Said it helped bring on her period.
Turns out to have been a worse problem.
The surgeon fixed it.

Ladies with period problems take caution.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2020 04:15 PM (Okeht)

I see what you did there!

But good advice.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2020 04:23 PM (gtdYu)

608 Individual with a cervix,
I'm your knight, in shining armor,
and I love you!

You have come into my life, aaaaaand,
I am yours!

Individual with a cervix,
for so many years, I thought,
I'd never find you!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 04:24 PM (H3MF8)

609 That's discrimination against people with multiple cervices.

Posted by: CayleyGraph at July 31, 2020 04:25 PM (v3L/9)

610 RIP, Kenny Rogers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 04:25 PM (H3MF8)

611 RIP, Kenny Rogers.


Again?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

612 373 I've read that the survival rate among people placed on a respirator for COVID is roughly twenty percent.
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1

Ventilator.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)
============

It's an inhalator you morons

Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at July 31, 2020 04:34 PM (JNTt1)

613 I've read that the survival rate among people placed on a respirator for COVID is roughly twenty percent.
Posted by: creeper at July 31, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1

Ventilator.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 31, 2020 03:42 PM (NWEal)
============

It's an inhalator you morons

Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at July 31, 2020 04:34 PM (JNTt1)




Breathalyzer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

614 611 RIP, Kenny Rogers.


Again?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 31, 2020 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

No, it's just that he died pretty recently and I referenced him in a comment.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2020 04:36 PM (H3MF8)

615 Not that CNN deserves us to be fair to them, but that's the exact wording on the American Cancer Society press release.

Posted by: vrf at July 31, 2020 04:37 PM (FL0P4)

616 Demorats trying to wipe the definition of woman off the books, and it appears to be working. They really do hate real women don't they?

Posted by: Rose at July 31, 2020 05:53 PM (f/Wek)

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