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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (p/F+I)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (p/F+I)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (FfXMD)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (cI3Q7)
Is it really sad I would not mind the time off if they shut us down. I feel like a lazy bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:01 PM (p/F+I)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 30, 2020 08:01 PM (EgshT)
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Do they shut down and make everyone go home even after the repeated exposures to the same thing?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (nkwL+)
We've got men who think they're women, and can get a court order saying so! Point, us!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (rhR3K)
Posted by: a nightmare from high school at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (6f16T)
Is it really sad I would not mind the time off if they shut us down. I feel like a lazy bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)
Shouldn't you be shit down for two weeks??
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)
Theodore Cleaver: Gee, what kind of a beaver is that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (n0Lkw)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (p/F+I)
Posted by: Charles Darwin
Not only does he surf - - a racist activity -- but if he were human, he;d wear a (cue menacing music) Hawaiian Shirt.
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (nkwL+)
These would be the third and fourth cases, respectively, that I know of.
There is a large... cosmopolitan workforce from all over the world. My guess is that the true numbers are higher, but the self reporting/going to the doctor is lousy.
So far, aside from making sure everyone is wearing a mask, nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Brian Fellows at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ
0_o
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)
I'd increase my fiber intake first and see if that helped.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (fU1ci)
Tuberculosis.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (pnfZk)
Won't anyone rescue my beaver?
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)
*blink*
Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
There is a large... cosmopolitan workforce from all over the world. My guess is that the true numbers are higher, but the self reporting/going to the doctor is lousy.
So far, aside from making sure everyone is wearing a mask, nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
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Ha. Good thing all the cases developed and got safely caught via testing before anyone stepped on site.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ
0_o
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (pnfZk)
Word on the street was right!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (fU1ci
Whatever Nick wants, Nick gets.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (dHj0F)
so I go over there today to fix some little thing that needed doing and I knew she was at work, but there's a car there, so I knock. After a bit some guy I've never met comes to the door, he says "sorry, I was just takin' a fast shower" and all he's got is this little dishrag around his midsection, and I must say he was impressive looking; I was thinking "Oh Look, it's Michelangelo's David in my place! Nice to meet you!!!" And he's just standing there, talking to me, like its nothing.
a note about meeting renters with little to nothing on - yeah, fantasy writers love to think that girls/women do that, but they NEVER do. It's ALWAYS Guys! they're the ones who love it, always them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Acme Crap For The Masses at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (cI3Q7)
I am laughing hysterically! Stoopid phone.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (p/F+I)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (6WCwE)
⛩ Deftly moves out of the way of the Moron Horde going to rescue your beaver. ⛩
You have Man Magnet 301 down pat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)
But isn't this just the story of BLM?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (okGHj)
Must be nice.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (fU1ci)
JB would last ten minutes here before Lady YD turned him into a hat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (pnfZk)
Deftly moves out of the way of the Moron Horde going to rescue your beaver.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
No takers, so far
Such a lonely beaver.Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (HEEq1)
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It's comical. You can play football against South Carolina, but not Clemson. You can play against Georgia, but not Georgia Tech.
Say, how many college kids have died from the Chinese Lung AIDS so far?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)
*blink*
Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
It's worth a look
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (n0Lkw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zombie Lumpy at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (pnfZk)
Well, Brenda's Beaver needed a barber....
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (n0Lkw)
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Nice beaver!
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (Pqytn)
The NCAA could have just redshirted everybody this year. That would have lead to some impressive football down the road as six year seniors take the field.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Rescue Beaver Loves Building Dams
Won't anyone rescue my beaver?
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)
*blink*
Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
Why so short a pole?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (EGyGV)
No personality, anal to a fault and unattractive.
But ya gotta love 'em.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (HEEq1)
Proving that even on the internet, people CAN learn.
And God looked down, and saw that not all of the Grace of Man had fled him, and he was heartened.
*God quietly diverts SMOD*
Darn you zombie!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)
I just will not. I could rescue you, but the spousal lie detector system, on P-300 lines, and the snake pit tends to discourage me.
Alas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
The mocking was too much, guys.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (pnfZk)
director who informed us he was getting used to teleworking from his
lake house where he had just gotten an evaporator or something so that
he could work from is outdoor kitchen.
Must be nice.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (rWZ8Y)
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Nice swamp cooler, Boss!
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Pqytn)
Lucifer go to sea
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat
Somewhere, anywhere
That cat's something I can't explain
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (n0Lkw)
Didn't Nat King Cole do a song about those?
Roll out those scary, wary, hairy days of the seventies,
those days of peyote, quaaludes and Billy Beer..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)
"When exactly did beaver become a euphemism for LadyBits?"
When weasel failed to catch on.
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Tnijr)
Well, "scamper" was briefly popular, but it's almost a euphemism for "runny"...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (pnfZk
That'll teach us! Wait, no it won't!
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (pnfZk)
Or not quite enough, apparently.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (XhWtx)
Is that like a CoolZone fan?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (yQpMk)
What do y'all think of sec going 10 game all conf regular schedule?
I'm more sickened by the NCAA greenlighting "social justice" messages on uniforms. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess "#FreeHongKong" and "FreeUyghur" will not be allowed. Hell, Tebow's bible verse eye black would likely be banned.
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
They make a great deli horseradish sauce... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Also, beavers are fuckin' horrible animals. When I was a kid I got in some trouble and had to do community service tearing down beaver dams. Beavers are disgusting; they're giant, stinky creek rats. They're also aggressive as hell, especially if you're demolishing their house.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (uEbPt)
Not around here they aren't.
And I'm not just talking about the ladies streetwalking on Spenard Road.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Big Boy at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (d6DSt)
That's why God gave us dynamite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (yQpMk)
those days of peyote, quaaludes and Billy Beer..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Weird...not 10 minutes ago, Mr. April and I were lamenting that you can't have quaaludes anymore.
I could use a good night's sleep, is all.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
I don't recognize this place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Ps2cL)
Beavers are nature's engineers.
No personality, anal to a fault and unattractive.
Explains my never being married. Well, that and psychotic women....
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (3vIkC)
These 13 states need to lock down now, according to Harvard coronavirus experts
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Tm4zg)
There's a beaver family in the middle of a "lake" (ex-gravel pit) in the middle of a dog park here. Dogs swim out, but they don't come back. Nasty rodents.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (okGHj)
I don't recognize this place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Ps2cL)
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Ha, it's even more Horde-ish than you realize.
No one watched the video.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (3vIkC)
Probably a tail issue.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (okGHj)
Can any morons give me a field review of Mountain City TN?
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)
I, too, love beavers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)
I can't imagine why anyone would not.
Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The Beatles at July 30, 2020 08:18 PM (dHj0F)
"Right now, that would mean 13 of the Trump task force's 21 red-zone states returning to lockdown: Florida (with a staggering 48.1 new daily cases per 100,000 people), Louisiana (46.2), Mississippi (43.5), Alabama (39.1), Arizona (36.6), Tennessee (34.1), Georgia (33.
, Nevada (33.0), South Carolina (30.1), Texas (27.9), Idaho (27.5), Arkansas (26.4) and Oklahoma (25.6)." m as Sam Kinison used to say, IT NEVER ENDS!!!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)
No, but it's 72 and sunny right here in Beaver City.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (Ps2cL)
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I only read it for the articles.
IIRC, National Lampoon once did a parody called "Biva" which was, as you might guess, woodland creatures in suggestive poses with the vaseline lens treatment.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (JvZF+)
We put you in poverty to own your vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (Xogdd)
There's a beaver family in the middle of a "lake" (ex-gravel pit) in the middle of a dog park here. Dogs swim out, but they don't come back. Nasty rodents.
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At least they aren't damming. Those assholes can really wreck up some nice property if you don't keep them at bay.
I mean, not as bad as if it was Chinamen building them, but still...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (Ps2cL)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (SRRAx)
Deaths are what matters and the damn death rate has plummeted to barely above non-whu-flu.
I so wish people paid attention in statistics class.
14 million cases of whu flu means fuckall if it only kills four people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (3H9h1)
I mean, not as bad as if it was Chinamen building them, but still...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Give us a call!
Posted by: John Jacob Astor's Beaver-B-Gon at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Ps2cL)
"End Racism" in the end zones?
Flag-burning for racial justice?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
Good. Let the NFL's free farm system die.
My waterfront house is paid for bitches.
Power to the people!
Posted by: Nick Saban, Multi-Millionaire at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:23 PM (Ps2cL)
We had a cat that like the bathtub. I don't know what to make of that. I'll say this; he was never in it with me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (3H9h1)
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I had one that did. Pantera. She was the meanest killer cat I ever had. No critter was safe with her on the prowl. I think she liked it because she thought she might catch a fish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:23 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Confusedus at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
As a pre-recorded rendition of the national anthem by New Orleans native Jon Batiste played, every player and official on the court took a knee, with some players holding raised fists in the air.
Kneeling during the anthem is technically against NBA rules, but players and officials made their plans to do so clear as a form of protest against police brutality and social injustice.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver addressed the subject in a Time 100 talk in June when asked if the league would allow players to take a knee. "I respect our teams' unified act of peaceful protest for social justice and under these unique circumstances will not enforce our long-standing rule requiring standing during the playing of our national anthem,"
The NBA can't die off fast enough
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (n0Lkw)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (Ps2cL)
In reality, that cat is terrified of surfing. It gets off the board because it wants to escape and it figures even the water is better than that bizarre ride. Every time they put it in the car it emits a series of silent screams. The owners are feeding it some sort of horrible food that makes it crave salt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (JKNZq)
"Cases" - uniquely for this bug - are defined as a positive test. Not symptomatic, actual cases.
And the list of problems that cast doubt on test results, or their significance, goes on and on. Latest: positive tests can result up to *3 months* after exposure or infection, meaning they're finding RNA from an asymptomatic "case", from May, today.
And IFR, depending on location, bouncing between 0.1 (flu) and 0.3 - but of course with an extremely narrow, skewed distribution by age and initial medical condition, more than flu.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (ofIwF)
https://tinyurl.com/y2tbtwnz
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (/+bwe)
Beaver tail was a mountain man delicacy. Throw the tail on the coals and cook it until it cracks open. Tastes like tail.
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
Telling us that it tastes like ass isn't gonna make us crave beaver tail...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (EGyGV)
It has magical powers.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: klaftern at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (RuIsu)
You fucking chickenshit, Cuban. Justify your SJW acceptance overlords.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosda at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (i/0Aa)
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 08:27 PM (oDRcK)
also, if another lock down causes the country to collapse, that would be okay with more than a few people.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:27 PM (4a9Vv)
Will performers like Lady Gaga and Beyonce like it when they sing the anthem at the Superbowl and everyone acts like it's the song of shame that no one should even acknowledge much less sing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:27 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:28 PM (sWM8x)
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At least they aren't damming. Those assholes can really wreck up some nice property if you don't keep them at bay.
I mean, not as bad as if it was Chinamen building them, but still...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
My dad's fun time retirement job was boll weavel data collector for the state ag department in central louisiana. He used to ride a four wheeler around the perimeter of cotton fields and collect dead boll weavels from the traps, scan the bar code of the bait used and enter the number of dead weavels.
Said he saw more wildlife doing that in his retirement than growing up feral during the ww2 years in central mississippi.
Beavers were a problem. The farmers would pay him to report where the damned things were building. He would offer to shoot them with his 22lr and they would pay hi again for the tails as proof.
Feds (epa) caught on to the farmer's tricks to getting rid of them and shut down the boll weavel eradication program which killed the research by the state ag department to spray the right chems to keep them off the cotton.
Still know where all the good lurke spots are for bear, gator, and white tail from dad showing me around the prettier and more interesting places during our annual motorcycle bum vacations.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:28 PM (VcFUs)
Will performers like Lady Gaga and Beyonce like it when they sing the anthem at the Superbowl and everyone acts like it's the song of shame that no one should even acknowledge much less sing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
That'll never happen, because they're changing the national anthem to "I Like Big Butts."
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (HEEq1)
Kittaw!
Beavaw!
Belugaw!
*holds envelope to turbanned forehead*
"What are 3 of the 4 major food groups?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (SRRAx)
Yowza!
Posted by: Jane D'oh
***
There have been presidents that I have liked and some that I didn't. But I have never open demonstrated disrespect for any of them, in office or afterwards.
Until now.
Tucker is right.
After reading some of his comments about PDT, I find Obama to be a truly loath-some, vile, nasty and anti-American fool.
He is despicable.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (6f16T)
Wow. If you're in the market for a beaver felt hat, it costs. The only one I found under a $1000 just now is a blue affair that makes you like a New Orleans pimp with a derringer in your snakeskin boot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah, the cat didn't look happy to me either.
Posted by: notsothoreau
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I think the owners are projecting. "We love surfing -- we put the cat on a surfboard -- it loves surfing!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (G51Gf)
I just don't understand. Can you imagine a conservative group getting away with this?
It's infuriating, and I am not even there.
Posted by: lizabth at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (OTzUX
Everything you just said should lead anyone with one ounce of logic to say NO BIG DEAL.
Yet here we are.
The problem isn't the flu.
The problem is the gaslighting.
Posted by: Dr AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (3vIkC)
There are those for whom I will gladly give what is left of this life so that they may live free.
I will not be spoon-fed safety by anyone." - Dave Hardin
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=102941
Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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YD, the downside is. . . . .?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (6WCwE)
Just get a top hat. My husband had a grey one that he'd wear around Christmas. People seem to really love top hats.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (JKNZq)
All of a sudden I've got ads jumping around on the main page with no way to get rid of them. Once I click on comments, they disappear but can't read the sidebars.Is it just me or has something happened?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 08:32 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (axyOa)
I think she is going home and is on the water taxi to Alki about now.
But yeah, it will be interesting if she reads this.
I've always preferred Beavers to Ducks anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 08:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (XhWtx)
YD, the downside is. . . . .?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (6WCwE)
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Point taken.
If I was 25yo YD, I'd probably have that expensive, tacky thing in my house, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (Tm4zg)
She might have a porcupine!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: fly gal at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (6CtMt)
Steve1989 has another MRE review up today.
2020 US MRE Menu 20 Sausage Peppers & Onions
vs
2019 Hashbrowns w/ Bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7niuE6ADLj0
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (EGyGV)
I like big butts
and I cannot lie
This nation just makes me cry
It's racist as shit
No denyin' it
United States should die.
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (HEEq1)
What? No way, oh, my, thats too bad. How ever will we heal from this tragedy? I guess they will have to tack an extra $1000/ semester as a "extra-curricular fee" but only temporarily... of course. But don't worry, student loans will be increased to cover it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
Iowa teachers write and send their own obituaries to governor ahead of fall reopenings
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"If we do not require this mask mandate, we risk the chance of driving our teachers and schools into the ground, literally," he wrote.
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You had me at "reopen the schools."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Blonde, we're going to be down to the VFW local 214 singing the National Anthem
Posted by: Ben Had
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I'm sure lots of catacomb choirs will be doing it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (OTzUX)
"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)
All of a sudden I've got ads jumping around on the main page with no way to get rid of them. Once I click on comments, they disappear but can't read the sidebars.Is it just me or has something happened?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 08:32 PM
Me, too. Maybe Ace is hypermonetizing the site to upgrade the flooring now that his shelves are up?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (/+bwe)
The tests came back positive.
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (JKNZq)
AHH POOT BAWL EN HOOOP! AHH POOT BAWL EN HOOOP!
YEW GIMME MIJILLION DOLLAHS!!
Posted by: AHH POOT BAWL EN HOOOP!! at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (vwYf0)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hannibal at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (Tm4zg)
Draw parallels to the SA, perhaps?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (JKNZq)
"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)
That's easy. BLM is Marxist, Marx was German, read some of Das Kapital.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Also, in my pursuit of cheap cocktails, Hawaiian Punch and Cruzan Rum.
Thank me.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
Yeah. A lot of YouTubes are like that.
Some pet video but you can tell it's just some lady showing of her house.
Or some dudebro with OMG look what my friend did to my brand new Ferrari!!!!ZOMG!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)
The hash browns were one of my favorites. Wing Italian, I wouldn't even feed that sausage to my dog. It tastes like shit.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (h2OUV)
"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM
Because the BLM founders are two Marxists and an admirer of Hugo Chavez, the department can explain about how Communists gain power through intimidation and eventually almost everyone is equally a prisoner.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (Xogdd)
So is 100x ten times the hat or ten times the beaver?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
YD, the downside is. . . . .?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (6WCwE)
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Point taken.
If I was 25yo YD, I'd probably have that expensive, tacky thing in my house, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (Tm4zg)
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The hat itself probably costs $5. What you're paying for is *style*
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
Thank me.
Posted by: blaster
Gatorade and Valu-Rite.
It's got electrolytes and stuff.
Posted by: Budget Bartender Miklos at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)
"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)
Gerbonics.
Its what's for dinner.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (JKNZq)
Some knit with yarn stored in their beavers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
*misses*
*shakes fist at sky*
"Damn you, White Whale!!!"
*trips over wooden leg, cracks head on scuppers*
Posted by: Ahab at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (BM2fS)
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That seems almost trivially easy. I'm sure Germans have always held black lives in high regard, so pick an interesting and well-known historical moment that students may have heard of and discuss it in context of their history.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (JKNZq)
I also wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
"Gleichschaltung"
Explain the Nazi system for "coordinating" all facets of society to comply with their sick worldview, and how BLM is an excellent analogue in today's Amerikkka.
A fringe, racist, criminal group gets to direct gigantic corporations with millions of employees, governments at various levels, civil organizations, sports leagues, everything, to kneel to their loathsome, insane hate and ideology.
Rassegleichschaltung seems like a decent fake krautish word for this.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (OTzUX)
Anyway, the Monitor sank off Cape Hatteras while being towed south.
The sunken craft was raised and you can see it in Newport News VA, right now. A replica is also outdoors so you can climb around it.
The remains of 2 crewmen were recovered.
And a cat.
Posted by: attilla with suspenders at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
Thank me.
Posted by: blaster
Gatorade and Valu-Rite.
It's got electrolytes and stuff.
Posted by: Budget Bartender Miklos at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)"
Mint Scope with a piece of pineapple. You're welcome.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (h2OUV)
Their covid protocols are gonna shut it down.
If a player tests positive or comes in contact with someone positive, it's 5-10+ days quarantine/injured reserve.
So, if during the season a player comes down with it, and he is in contact with the rest of the team(natch), then the whole team gets quarantine/injured reserve.
Hard to play with the team in quarantine. Unless of course all the players in the NFL have it so they don't have to risk infecting others.
Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (l3+k2)
So they'll all get killed by weird aliens on unexplored planets across the galaxy ?
That is SO COOL !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (OWgiM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I hope that your response, whatever it may be, will be in Deutschesprache.
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: gdgm+ at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (3vIkC)
Yech. What an incredible smell you've discovered, Princess.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (Xogdd)
You have flying cows?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
Yeah. A lot of YouTubes are like that.
Some pet video but you can tell it's just some lady showing of her house.
Or some dudebro with OMG look what my friend did to my brand new Ferrari!!!!ZOMG!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)
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I seem to recall a video of a woman showing a quick way to fold a shirt. So she takes her shirt off, and then... I don't know... folds it maybe. I wasn't really paying attention to the shirt at that point.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (CAJOC)
Trump ought to invite Dr. Simone Gold to the White House and have her bitch slap Miguelito Fauci
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (n0Lkw)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
The Brand Name stuff is bit pricey.
Posted by: Generic Store Brand Miklos at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM
Personally (and I would remind you that bluebell herself has commented on the quality of my fashion tips), I think a 100x would be a stunning accoutrement for your welder's mask you wear while in town.
And if you'll implement Burger King's new bovine feeding protocol, your cow flop should be denser, and easier to, um, clean.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (OTzUX)
The prostitutes that come to the big time horse auctions. They can spot the guy that is looking to buy the high seller from a mile away.
Buying the high seller is a big deal.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (nFRLh)
Anyway, the Monitor sank off Cape Hatteras while being towed south.
The sunken craft was raised and you can see it in Newport News VA, right now. A replica is also outdoors so you can climb around it.
The remains of 2 crewmen were recovered.
And a cat.
Posted by: attilla with suspenders at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
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A well-fed cat.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
1. BLM are Marxists;
2. Marxists have murdered 150 million people in the last 100 years;
3. Germany specialized in Murder.
"Class, please discuss."
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (BM2fS)
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Well, they're clearly intellectual giants. Not.just anybody can fill a bottle with gasoline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)
Through yonder window breaks!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (h2OUV)
Deployment liquor. Yum!
You are probably aware that it is possible to ferment MRE Koolaid in a canteen.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
Yeah. A lot of YouTubes are like that.
Some pet video but you can tell it's just some lady showing of her house.
Or some dudebro with OMG look what my friend did to my brand new Ferrari!!!!ZOMG!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0) "
My favorite was the woman showing how to clean lint out of your ass crack.
Ok. Maybe that wasn't YouTube.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: nip at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)"
Never heard of such a thing. But I know a guy...
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (nkwL+)
The prostitutes that come to the big time horse auctions. They can spot the guy that is looking to buy the high seller from a mile away.
Buying the high seller is a big deal.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Xogdd)
Huh. Learn something new every day!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gdgm+
A dorm (at least formerly for the Young Ladies) at Loyola University in New Orleans was called Biever Hall.
Posted by: Miklos from them there parts at one time at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
If you listen carefully to what Birx is describing, she's talking about what we call the "CONE OF SHAME" when our poor pets come home from the vets after surgery.
AND SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY!!!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM
Schwarze Leben Zählen!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)
*pats couch*
Come sit by me. Unburden yourself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
ox? Beaver hats? Thank you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (gd9RK)
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Both Monitor and Merrimack look too modern for the Civil War. Merrimack looks like an antique version of a Zumwalt class destroyer.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (h2OUV)
Now it can be told. When the 82d RRF deployed to Saudi Arabia for ODS there was something like 10% hospitalizations for alcohol withdrawal.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: gdgm+
I graduated from Oregon State University. Mascot: The Beavers.
Heard very loudly at every football game and basketball game: "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR BEAVERS!!!!!"
Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM
Compare and contrast BLM and Antifa with the SA, SS, and the KPD.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)
Worked just about as well.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM
hey, Jewells: the AoS dangle-trinket arrived today, thank you very much
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY) "
Join the Army. It's a great stress reliever. You get to shoot at people and blow stuff up. Yeah, they do it back, but that's part of the kink.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM
hey, Jewells: the AoS dangle-trinket arrived today, thank you very much
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)
Huh huh. Dangle trinket. Huh huh huh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Never heard of such a thing. But I know a guy...
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (h2OUV)
Now it can be told. When the 82d RRF deployed to Saudi Arabia for
ODS there was something like 10% hospitalizations for alcohol
withdrawal.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)
The early 19th century navies and armies would have been crippled under such a rule.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (OTzUX)
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It's one of the German words I have a hard time describing in English. It's like "everything shifted to the same place." It's not shifting in the passive sense. It's active, like shifting gears in a gearbox, or shifting traincars in a switchyard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (Tm4zg)
So they are going to have freshmen coming to campus and living on their own for the first time, away from family and friends - and they will be isolated from human contact for two weeks. This is fucking insanity.
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (O6DoG)
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-53602362
"Separate households have been banned from meeting each other indoors in Greater Manchester, East Lancashire and parts of West Yorkshire following a spike in coronavirus cases.
More details were published two hours after the initial announcement.
More than four million people in Greater Manchester, Blackburn with Darwen, Burnley, Hyndburn, Pendle, Rossendale, Bradford, Calderdale and Kirklees will be affected by the tightening of restrictions.
The new measures, which came into force at midnight, mean different households will not be allowed to meet in homes or private gardens, but individual households will still be able to go to pubs and restaurants together.
However, pubs, restaurants and some other facilities will be allowed to reopen in the city from Monday, as some of the stricter measures are lifted.
It acknowledged in its statement that the measures would "come as a blow" to Muslim communities preparing to celebrate Eid this weekend.
The latest announcement in detail:
People in Greater Manchester, Blackburn with Darwen, Burnley, Hyndburn, Pendle, Rossendale, Bradford, Calderdale, Kirklees and Leicester cannot mix with other households (apart from those in their support bubbles) in private homes or gardens
People in those areas can only go to pubs, restaurants and other hospitality venues with other members of their household
From Monday in Leicester, restaurants, cafes, bars and hairdressers can open but leisure centres, gyms and pools will remain closed
Cinemas and museums will also be able to open in Leicester from Monday and religious ceremonies will be able to take place
The borough of Oadby and Wigston on the outskirts of Leicester is taken out of local lockdown
Also, gyms and leisure centres will remain closed in Blackburn, but they will be able to reopen in Luton."
Did you get all that?
Question: If you're a Muslim family in Oadby and Wigston, can you go to a hairdresser with another family from Calderdale, just so long as they're in the same social bubble as the family we're in a social bubble with???
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (HEEq1)
Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)
USC (South Carolina) v USC (Southern California) posters were "NO TROJANS CAN HOLD OUR COCKS!"
But that was back when there was football.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (ZfRYq)
10x is a good quality Stetson running about $150 and holds up well.
A 100x is akin to a solid gold Mont Blanc pen.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (KAi1n)
Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman
When the South Carolina Gamecocks played the Southern Cal footballers.....
NO TROJANS CAN HOLD OUR COCKS!!!
Posted by: Miklos, now for some watermelon, or so they tell me at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Rassegleichschaltung seems like a decent fake krautish word for this.
Posted by: rhomboid
Sharkman's Dictionary of Political Terms
Black Lives Matter = Fascism
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (BM2fS)
NO TROJANS CAN HOLD OUR COCKS!!!
Posted by: Miklos, now for some watermelon, or so they tell me
Opposing teams cheer squads:
"FLOG THE COCKS!!!!" (Or words to that effect).
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:51 PM (BM2fS)
Josephus Daniels made the US Navy a dry one in 1914. He was vilified for decades in the officer ranks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)"
Never heard of such a thing. Well, maybe in Bahrain.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (h2OUV)
Way to go Left, you are making Hitler look 'less' strident.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
_________
She's no Yoko ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)
Huh huh. Dangle trinket. Huh huh huh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM
that might be my new rap name
or a George Strait cover band: AltonJackdon & The Dangle Trinkets
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (DUIap)
Stay Home. Stay Safe.
Dead is Safe.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (luzVb)
So is prison....
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (JKNZq)
I'm going back to the classroom. For parents who are afraid, online courses will be available through a company with which we already have a contract. Teachers will still answer questions about the subject matter for those students, but the assignments and grades will be done by that company.
Our superintendent, God bless him, thinks it's unrealistic to have us teach live courses and online courses. Plus we have a payfreeze until 2021 and will be taking paycuts after the state releases its funding figures.
Unfortunately, I have two advanced courses with no online equivalent, so I'm bracing for the mothers calling for special concessions (aka me teaching a Zoom class in the evening).
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:53 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Short Shorts
Oddly, abortion/unwanted pregnancy statistics and alcohol-related injuries/illnesses will remain about the same as previous years.
Because not even the Black Death can keep people from fuckin' and drinkin'.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:53 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 08:54 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: blaster
Did you by any chance run into ssg schroder, who became the forcecom csm? He was in the nike hercules class behind mine way back when.
It was cool seeing him again in ods. We recognized each other damned near immediately since his room in the barracks was across the hall from mine.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 (on twitter as @vm20201 at July 30, 2020 08:54 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (U2p+3)
There are RULES.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:55 PM (dUJdY)
I graduated from Oregon State University. Mascot: The Beavers.
Heard very loudly at every football game and basketball game: "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR BEAVERS!!!!!"
Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)
At UW, living in a frat, we learned our own version of the Beaver fight song. I was told it was from the 60's.
Mostly, we would be well into the keg before this song showed up.
OSU, our hats are off to you!
Beavers, bastard, sons of bitches, too!
Weee'll smoke your cigarettes,
Weee'll fuck your majorettes,
OSU, fuck you. FUCK YOU!
Supposedly I have matured since then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)
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Save it for the end of the semester. Give them a multiple choice and in-class sight reading test in German on BLM. Write the test now, so you can be sure every word and every grammatical form on the test has been previously assigned during the term.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The first time someone in North America saw a lady nekkid.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: InCali at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: InCali at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (9AFWN)
With a few exceptions, I'm not quite sure they qualify as people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Hey if we are going to ruin this country we can't do it half-assed.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (ZfRYq)
Won't anyone rescue my beaver?
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)
*blink*
Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
You should have. Its awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (9Om/r)
Yep. And they just need to lose a few key players. Let's say the QB and the backup were working out. One tests positive. Oops. So, football with a wide receiver or worse at QB. Won't that be interesting. Same with RBs. Or a couple key lineman.
Might as well forfeit 'cause the game will have been decided before anyone takes the field.
And what's with the agreement that a player can just say, "Hey, guys, I'm out this year. You know, family safety. Later." And the owners said, "Sure. Here's some money. See you when you're ready."
The NFL has become expert at suicide. And I care less and less each day.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (HhXSr)
Wigston, can you go to a hairdresser with another family from
Calderdale, just so long as they're in the same social bubble as the
family we're in a social bubble with???
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (HEEq1)
Only on Thursday with an odd-numbered day, provided all wear two left boots on both feet while humming The Macarena. Anglicans are permitted on Tuesday mornings and Wednesday afternoons if they ear bowler hats, sport a walrus mustache and skip while singing It's A Long Way to Tipperary. Catholics have Mondays whilst wearing high button shoes and smacking each other in the head with boards while chanting a Te Deum. Jews are to remain in their basements, if they do not have a basement they are permitted to pretend the front parlor is a basement until September, after which they better get a basement.
(This is sarcasm/joke for the permanently dull, so they can laugh at the same time as others.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (VcFUs)
Just got the latest dorm rules from U of Maryland. Move in date is 8/29.
Everyone will have a single. Students can not have any visitors in
their rooms until 9/12.
So they are going to have freshmen coming to campus and living on
their own for the first time, away from family and friends - and they
will be isolated from human contact for two weeks. This is fucking
insanity.
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (O6DoG)
__________
What could go wrong?
Had a double blowout (car tires on one side, not what you're thinking!) this morning. You can't talk to a human anymore -- you have to use their voice automation system, and there was no way to indicate that I needed a flatbed.
Anyway, the system said they won't allow you to ride with the tow driver now because of the CCP Virus, so I had to have my poor wife come rescue me.
The tow guy gets there and he's like us -- rolls his eyes when I tell him that and said he would have been happy to let me ride along. [He then had to put the good front tire on the bad rear so his rig could tow my car -- and I gave him a nice tip.]
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (WqPYg)
Okay if you insist. Rained all day yesterday, rained most of the morning. Caught a break in the weather so went to the range to try out my new toy.. it didn't go well at first. I have a lot to learn about this gun. Just need to practice more. So spent close to $50 to find out I'm not all that and a bag of chips.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (dUJdY)
Had a double blowout (car tires on one side, not what you're
thinking!) this morning. You can't talk to a human anymore -- you have
to use their voice automation system*
Should have indicated: AAA.
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 09:00 PM (WqPYg)
OK, the March Through The Institutions was an idea truly devised by Antonio Gramsci. But it wasn't until Rudi Dutschke coined the phrase, and Marcuse popularized it through the Frankfurt School that it was seized upon in Central/Western Europe and transmitted to American Marxists. Fast forward, and now we have BLM administering autonomous zones in Seattle.
German 101.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Tm4zg)
Second, I hope you all are well.
Third, I'm asking for the Horde to send prayers for my dad, who is having sinus surgery next Wednesday. Prayers for a good surgery, fast recovery and a positive result.
<3 to all of you.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at July 30, 2020 09:01 PM (ssqLp)
Teachers Refusing To Go Back In The Fall Launch 'Every Child Left Behind' Movement
https://bit.ly/2Dhjbmi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (9Om/r)
I guess it is for heterosexual males and lesbians, Being neither, I think some chick making face masks into a bra and g-string while wearing a mask-and taking selfies is more than a bit off. Yes, she's attractive so Aetius, you don't have to be worried.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Nah. We have all the guns. The Germans didn't pick people off one by one. They went into completely unarmed neighborhoods and towns and swept everyone up at one time.
No way that ever happens here, to any group, at least not until the 2A is eliminated, which also will never happen.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (VcFUs)
I managed to miss the big Sandbox thing. I was busy protecting the Italian Alps. From the chicks at the nude beaches in Tirrenia.
Had buddies send me pix of the fireworks though.
Had another friend who was a nurse at Wiesbaden and they got all the 82d troopers in there with the DTs.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)
AltonJackson, where can I send money for my CD?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM
I din't think of that, kinda figured there wouldn't be much demand for a trio of ukuleles & a harmonica doing "instrumental" covers of George Strait...you still have an 8-track player? We could work something out
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)
Worked just about as well.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
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USS Merrimack was set ablaze when the Feds abandoned Norfolk as they had no way to get her out. She burned to the waterline and sank. The Cornfeds recovered her and rebuilt her as CSS Virginia. She handled like a pig due to a) the immersion of her engines in salt water and b) the immense topside weight of the armor plating. Plus, she had a very deep draft.
So, yeah, kinda like a Zumwalt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (dUJdY)
Just remember, a bad day at the range is better than a good day of just about anything else. On the upside, you learned you need more practice. I assume this given you motivation to get more practice. These are good things. What kind of gun do you have? And what difficulties were you having?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (NWiLs)
When they meet in person, they can't learn, they say, unless everything is available online. When they meet online they can't learn unless it's in person.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (Xogdd)
Will pray for your dad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)
I've never seen Captains Courageous. How did you like it?
For classic movies, yesterday I watched And Got Created Woman. The premise was that a young Brigitte Bardot could make all the men of southern France lose their minds and make horrible life choices.
It was quite plausible.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (hQfs0)
OK, the March Through The Institutions was an idea truly devised by
Antonio Gramsci. But it wasn't until Rudi Dutschke coined the phrase,
and Marcuse popularized it through the Frankfurt School that it was
seized upon in Central/Western Europe and transmitted to American
Marxists. Fast forward, and now we have BLM administering autonomous
zones in Seattle.
German 101.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Tm4zg)
The whole problem with the march is when those you are leading refuse to stop marching.
"Stop! I am your creator!"
"ARRGH!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:04 PM (lwCmt)
Also, a question: were any white people allowed at the service? I didn't see any. It doesn't really bother me, but just imagine...
Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:04 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Names for post-Miklos surf punk bands at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/y2qdtesw
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:06 PM (Xogdd)
Realistically, it is hard for a minority, many of whom lack advanced skills (Due to deliberate Dem Party policies) to exclude a majority.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
I mean can they make what they're doing any more obvious...?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 09:07 PM (ddH3T)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2020 09:07 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (sGotD)
Aren't there going to be a week of burial services for the legend? Perhaps the services are segregated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (oDRcK)
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Translate modern rap songs for a week. Find the top 25 at the moment and let the kids choose five songs to translate per day.
Expose them to culture.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (nkwL+)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (ja/kn)
Buying the high seller is a big deal.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Xogdd)
IDK why I am cracking up at this, Ben Had, but thanks for the laugh. I needed it. The Gaslighting is getting to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: klaftern
Gladly. One of the weirdest/best music videos there is:
https://tinyurl.com/Primus-WBBB
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (BM2fS)
M&P 380 Shield EZ. The grip safety was tough for me. I just wasn't gripping it hard enough, I was nervous. A few times shell casing got stuck instead of popping out and I freaked out. I was having a hard time loading the magazine.. etc.. on and on. lol.. I just just need more time with it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (m/Bi8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:09 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2020 09:09 PM (KAi1n)
The ones in University Lake? They've been there for many years, long before it was a dog park.
Some Russian dude was killed by a beaver a few years ago.
The damned thing got its teeth into his femoral artery, and if that gets severed you'd better damned well already be on the operating table or you ain't gonna make it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:10 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)
Oh, oh, right here, *raises hand, jumps up and down.
Ok, so BLM is... literally like Hitler. Or as we say in deutch : Buchstäblich wie Arschloch.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)
It's been declared "racist" and has been "canceled" by the Antifa/BLM types.
God, I love it when they start eating each other.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:10 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (m/Bi8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)
Today is almost over (thank dog), but I agree.
Tomorrow will be better!
Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (A5T33)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Toni at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (RdRuc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Posted by: Eugene "Bull" Connor (D-DNC) at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
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They had to sit in the back.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM
Exactly.
And then there are the ones who are signed up for online classes, fall behind, and show up to live classes in the last two weeks of the semester. Bonus if they arrive from another district.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (/+bwe)
Price of horses went up, prices of whores went down!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (lwCmt)
Spam is made of Penis!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (dUJdY)
Getcha a speedloader.
Maglula or Uplula
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (m/Bi8)
Why don't you stop using the handle of the guy who has a blog on Christian healing; He doesn't hate Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Tomorrow will be better!
Posted by: browndog
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I feel like Trump went out and earned massive economic advantages for this country and then he let a bunch of thugs take it from him like lunch money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)
Worked just about as well.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
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USS Merrimack was set ablaze when the Feds abandoned Norfolk as they had no way to get her out. She burned to the waterline and sank. The Cornfeds recovered her and rebuilt her as CSS Virginia. She handled like a pig due to a) the immersion of her engines in salt water and b) the immense topside weight of the armor plating. Plus, she had a very deep draft.
So, yeah, kinda like a Zumwalt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UAMe5)
At the Mariner's Museum in Hampton Roads, VA, they have a life size replica of the Monitor, and a half of a Virginia replica that one can walk around in.
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)
Well Pelosi was there does she actually count though. I think she's more of an alien.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
Just stand up and yell "Es ist Zeit für Reich.!" over and over again, and make the students respond with "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (m/Bi8)
Ugg boots!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (gd9RK)
Ugg club! Ugg hits! Ugg angry about mammoth steaks! Too dry!
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (2nFxy)
At the Mariner's Museum in Hampton Roads, VA, they have a life size replica of the Monitor, and a half of a Virginia replica that one can walk around in.
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)
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Neat! The only time I was there was in 1962, they had the cool diorama, but no life size replicas. Guess I'll have to go back.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (UAMe5)
Ben Had.. I actually did good as far as hitting the target, believe it or not. Once I settled down I was fine. I just felt stupid. Ugh. I don't like that the casing got stuck twice. That sucker usually flies out of there.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
Since you had the problem getting used to the grip safety, a loose grip MIGHT also cause the stovepipe jams. Just something to keep in mind as a possibility.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: An Observation at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (zWvKd)
Lots of hot schooner action!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (/e/sq)
Hey, now! She's my mandatory face-covering.
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (2nFxy)
Beavers, bastard, sons of bitches, too!
Weee'll smoke your cigarettes,
Weee'll fuck your majorettes,
OSU, fuck you. FUCK YOU!
Supposedly I have matured since then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I went to Jr. High and High School in Eugene, so of course at that time I was a Duck fan (shudder).
Our version of that anti-Beaver song which we sang at track meets in Corvallis was:
OSU, our hats are off to you!
Beaver bastards, sons of bitches, too!
Beat off with the band,
Beat off with either hand,
OSU, fuck you. FUCK YOU!
I have not significantly matured since 1980.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (BM2fS)
as Sam Kinison used to say, IT NEVER ENDS!!!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)
Lemmesee. 48.1 per 100,000 is less than .05%. Per day (at that moment). And presumably "cases" means positive tests reported, not necessarily verified, and not necessarily any illness resulting therefrom.
Sounds really scary to me. Not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (hQfs0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (oDRcK)
Never made it to any gymnastics meets, as I was an idiot back then.
Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
have a life size replica of the Monitor, and a half of a Virginia
replica that one can walk around in.
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)
First iron hulled warship in the USN was USS Michigan (later USS Wolverine). A unique vessel.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qkwz47
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
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Hahaha.
Hey Jewells, you can probably answer this. My DIL just opened a shop on Etsy and she sold something the first day. But she couldn't print a shipping label even two days after the sale. I tried to help her but got nowhere. Is this because it was her first sale or is it just a glitch?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (dUJdY)
That does sound great.
And I failed to distract the Horde with young Brigitte Bardot. I sense a disturbance in the force.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (an7Mv)
Lots of hot schooner action!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
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One of my favorite bits is when Rich Young Snot tries to order the crew around like they're his servants and the crusty old captain (Lionel Barrymore?) simply leans over and clouts him right on the ear.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (UAMe5)
For your evening entertainment:
https://tinyurl.com/mommie-commie
Caution: contains hazardous levels of Marxist cant.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)
I understand the anger.
I don't think the final chapter of this book has been written yet.
It is not in Trump's character to let himself be taken advantage of.
I am of the opinion that he will have the upper hand when all is said and done.
One thing for sure, we'll know in around 100 days.
Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (A5T33)
No that should have nothing to do with it. I'm assuming she opted for Esty to print out the shipping label. I never did that, I just did it myself so I'm afraid I can't help much there. Tell her to get on the forums and ask. They are very helpful.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
50 Million Morons can't be wrong!
(well, that might be within the realm of the possible)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (UAMe5)
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Mine too! My first thought was "Can't do that anymore."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (EGyGV)
The death of Herman Cain from Coronavirus that he caught at Trump's Tulsa rally is just pure schadenfreude.
LMFAO.
Posted by: President Death at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (PM7A
Fuck that's nasty
Posted by: Give us liberty at July 30, 2020 09:21 PM (co59W)
The important thing is that we mandate social distancing, economic shutdown, and masks even though there has been no testing that shows these are effective against a freaking death virus. (indeed, there is only data showing they're harmful)
HCQ or CQ, however, which have been used safely for decades, are right out. Too dangerous.
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2020 09:21 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Maskhole at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (/e/sq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (6WCwE)
https://tinyurl.com/mommie-commie
Caution: contains hazardous levels of Marxist cant.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
501(c)3 status normally takes months, at least.
Posted by: Miklo, out-pointer at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Troll's Jerk Sock at July 30, 2020 09:23 PM (l3+k2)
The Mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine.
What a vile person you are.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:23 PM (unn44)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I was a kid at the time I saw it and my thought was, "Saw *that* coming."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:23 PM (UAMe5)
My frosh year was 1984. We were 4th at Nationals!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
Sounds really scary to me. Not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (hQfs0)
But every "case' you are supposed to assume is in ICU!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (3vIkC)
I feel like Trump went out and earned massive economic advantages for
this country and then he let a bunch of thugs take it from him like
lunch money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)
I understand the anger.
I don't think the final chapter of this book has been written yet.
It is not in Trump's character to let himself be taken advantage of.
I am of the opinion that he will have the upper hand when all is said and done.
One thing for sure, we'll know in around 100 days.
Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (A5T33)
In theater you have five acts. We are in the act where everything looks like it is going sideways and then straight down.
Stick around, it'll get fun. (And Trump is a theater guy.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (sd8p8)
I find it really amusing that the first thing that comes into these people's heads is getting set up to move them some merch.
Like the "Riot Ribs" people who got their food tent jacked by freelance redistributionists and were then whining about it on Twatter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (unn44)
I read somewhere that Cain had a serious underlying issue that made him vulnerable to the virus.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (sd8p
And that describes the vast majority of the Pox' "victims"....
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (oDRcK)
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Yep, that's what she was trying to do. Apparently it was a fair amount cheaper ($2.75 vs. $3.95 at USPS).
Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (JKNZq)
I read somewhere that Cain had a serious underlying issue that made him vulnerable to the virus.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (sd8p
Din't he have cancer ?
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)
He'd also survived Stage 4 cancer.
Sadly, I've known enough people in that position to know that even if you survive, you don't really get "better". You just don't die for a while. The chemo pretty much fucks you up permanently.
Likely it kills off any remaining stem cells you might have.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (unn44)
Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mookie
Fauci is 74
Don't seem fair
Posted by: Miklos, time for prayer probably at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Price of horses went up, prices of whores went down!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (Xogdd)
I'm dying here!
Hahaha!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (JKNZq)
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She'd probably kill the WuFlu.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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If they could overlook the stake through her 'heart', yes.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (6WCwE)
My frosh year was 1984. We were 4th at Nationals!
Posted by: Nurse ratched
That's outstanding, and I congratulate you 36 years late!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (BM2fS)
Is stage IV colon cancer serious?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, he was.
He also did more for the black community than all the BLM thugs and Jesse Jacksons in history.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (dUJdY)
Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)
Stick around, it'll get fun. (And Trump is a theater guy.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
I believe a gun was shown in the first act.
Posted by: Miklos, recalling somebody at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (Xogdd)
Oh well.
Fingers crossed the CV touched all of them.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (EiNjl)
She didn't make it to Lewis's funeral today because she was:
1. Spending the 140 million dollars the Russian companies involved in the Skolkovo project gave her while she was Secretary of State; and,
2. Drinking her daily bottle of Stoli.
"President Death" is too fucking stupid to realize we know how evil she is.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (BM2fS)
And I would be willing to put down money-if I had some-that Herman Cain-was more loved and appreciated than the leftist troll is or ever will be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (oDRcK)
A "non-surgical" treatment, according to all the MSM stories.
Exactly how you replace a stent in someone's bile duct without surgery was not specified.
Not a doctor. Don't play one on the net. Nonetheless I'm pretty sure your bile duct is on the inside of your body.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (unn44)
some-that Herman Cain-was more loved and appreciated than the leftist
troll is or ever will be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (oDRcK)
Setting the bar somewhere in the Mariana Trench
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (ddH3T)
In theater you have five acts. We are in the act where everything looks like it is going sideways and then straight down.
Stick around, it'll get fun. (And Trump is a theater guy.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies
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Yaa well in Act IV of King Lear everything was falling apart and heading downhill, and then in Act V -- gravity won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This"
It is already know (by #Science) the virus does not affect you if you are engaged in a protest on the right side of history, which this funeral was no doubt.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:32 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
It is, but he beat that in 2006. He was 74, probably had high blood pressure and perhaps pre-diabetes if not full-blown diabetes.
The first news article I could find about him being in the hospital with The Rona was back on 7/2/2020 and he was described as alert and doing fine, so it doesn't seem to me that the full story is being told. Wasn't just Covid.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:33 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)
He'd also survived Stage 4 cancer.
Sadly, I've known enough people in that position to know that even if you survive, you don't really get "better". You just don't die for a while. The chemo pretty much fucks you up permanently.
Likely it kills off any remaining stem cells you might have.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (unn44)
This.
Exactly this.
I read today Cain was told he had a 30% chance of survival in 2006 when they found Stage 4 colon cancer.
He was unfortunately in the really bad zone for Covid. Over 70, (over 80 is worse), and a significant poor health condition.
But I actually find more fault with Progda, which has actively generated false information to scare people, and also hides accurate and relevant information for viewers.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)
you really should have worn pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (V2Yro)
Not as inane as blaming it on the "Trump rally".
1) Go to: https://tinyurl.com/wu-flu-deaths
2) Scroll down to Oklahoma.
See that massive spike in deaths?
No. You don't. Because it does not exist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (unn44)
Lots of hot schooner action!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
That's a great book. First read that when I was about 8.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:35 PM (sd8p8)
If it was anything like the early 70's the gold seal black hash and beer helped with that.
Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:35 PM (+ya+t)
Presently, the Southhampton beaver are as plentiful as Ewok breeding stock during rutting season.
Posted by: Fritz at July 30, 2020 09:36 PM (PBghA)
Can you take a walk in a rural area or park?. I occasionally meet people wearing masks while doing so but nobody has ever bothered me for not wearing one (because most of them aren't wearing them either), although one runner turned sideways to run while they went past me. It's good to take a walk and enjoy nature if you can do that. Go early if you can. You meet fewer people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:36 PM (oDRcK)
*cough*upgrade*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (XhWtx)
. ST Louie gonna be wild tonite
https://1clickurls.com/H6mdFj3
Posted by: McCool at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (9X4u5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (4lVEh)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (BM2fS)
And it's the only Spencer Tracy movie I actually like, because he plays a friendly character unlike any he plays in any of the rest of his movies. Freddie Bartholomew is always enjoyable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (V2Yro)
This literally hurts my brain: "PDX-based network of womxn and non-binary mother-identifying folx"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (unn44)
Posted by: notsothoreau
They would, but they would show a video of Gandalf fighting the Balrog on a bridge, with Gandalf portrayed as the Yellow Peril and RGB as the Balrog.
Defeated and falling, RGB reaches up with her whip and catches the Rona and pulls it down to its death*.
*Forget you ever saw The Two Towers.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (BM2fS)
The Soros spending campaign for the 2020 US election is coming around the turn and coming down the stretch.
Read last week that Soros is spending another $52 million, or something like that. It was a frigging big number.
And trash like this one at 449 are the ones getting paid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (G51Gf)
Tsk. Such a Gloomy Gertie. I realize the lot of you are clinically depressed on the best day, but could you please...oh, what's this, a note?
Fine, fine...Doom. We're all doomed. Have some more doom. Here, can I top off your cup of despair? Nothing will ever be good, all will fail. Would you like to see our menu? It has fresh misery as the special.
Thanks, and come back to the Dismal Diner, open 24 hours, for your sobbing and wailing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (Xogdd)
Next up butt plugs with ponytails. Jeebus what a bunch of clowns.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (QDMU5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (2rxN5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (G51Gf)
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Gravity is the ideal deus ex machina. The poor writer's way out.
Posted by: Brave, Brave Sir Robin at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (wPVhA)
Fuck that's nasty
Posted by: Give us liberty at July 30, 2020 09:21 PM (co59W)
Commie faggots will Commie faggot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (FGz5M)
Posted by: Mookie
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Mookie - find a likely unit and then look up the installation instructions from the manufacturer. They'll show the available terminals.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (XhWtx)
Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)
Have fun with it. Quicken your pace. Give them a hundred feet of that, then stomp your feet a dozen times. After a bit, break out into a jog. Or a canter, even.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (8C7+r)
All the players are standing. None kneeling.
Which, considering that a lot of them are actually Canadian is pretty good.
I predict more hockey watching in my future.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (wPVhA)
That's my cue to skidoo. I only have two brain cells left and they're constantly arguing with each other anyway.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (dUJdY)
I am sorry you were having a difficult time. Getting some group or one-on-one instruction might help you be less nervous and have a more productive time at the range. This is a brand new gun for you, right?
I have an M&P Shield as well, but it doesn't have a grip safety. Loading mags is a PITA, so I would suggest getting a Maglula or similar magazine-loading assist device. They are a real finger-saver.
Give it time and practice and see what happens. There is the possibility that this isn't the right handgun for you, but if it's new to you I wouldn't make that judgment right away.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
I have decided, my Great Hope in Life now is going to be to live long enough to see the next generation destroy everything this generation cares about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)
Thanks, and come back to the Dismal Diner, open 24 hours, for your sobbing and wailing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (lwCmt)
Monty, is that you?
Usually you posted the DOOM thread in the AM...
Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mookie
Pick one you like the front of. Go to the manufacturer's website. Almost everyone has the instructions as a .pdf online. They'll show the connector.
Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (P1f+c)
I just replied to their tweet and suggested that maybe the white woman who tried the intellectual property rights grab "identifies as black".
I may be booted off Twitter again for that. If so, it will be worth it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)
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Young man, I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (wPVhA)
A "non-surgical" treatment, according to all the MSM stories.
Exactly how you replace a stent in someone's bile duct without surgery was not specified.
Not a doctor. Don't play one on the net. Nonetheless I'm pretty sure your bile duct is on the inside of your body.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (unn44)
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it's a surgical procedure all right... laparoscopic, to be sure, but still invasive, and there are a million things that can go wrong with ANY procedure.
there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.
never will be.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (4lVEh)
installation instructions from the manufacturer. They'll show the
available terminals.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (6WCwE)
I finally looked up an actual installation manual for the stat i am likely going to purchase. I can make it work. I just don't get why Ace, HD, Lowes etc don't post this stuff on their web site. Maybe they want people to spend $100 for someone to come install what will take me 15 minutes? Oh wait - question answered.
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)
This literally hurts my brain: "PDX-based network of womxn and non-binary mother-identifying folx"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)
Some shrieking harpy was complaining last night that Trump's Hitlerian activities in Portland was causing all the women attending the peaceful protests to have their period two and three times per month.
Now THAT is a Super Power!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:43 PM (BM2fS)
What about getting a couple of throat nodules cleared?
Posted by: Joan Rivers at July 30, 2020 09:43 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (aOdFB)
Now THAT is a Super Power!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:43 PM (BM2fS)
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Big Tampon is propping up Trump. I read it on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (wPVhA)
Even the "transwomen", no doubt.
Trump's evil Super Powers truly know no bounds.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (unn44)
Eric Trump just tweeted a video from an NHL game.
All the players are standing. None kneeling.
Which, considering that a lot of them are actually Canadian is pretty good.
I predict more hockey watching in my future.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (unn44)
Saturday is the big day - playoff kickoff. I hope and pray there is no kneeling, no BLM patches, no idiocy. I love hockey. I don't want to tell it to go to hell.
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Mookie
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1) You can email/chat/phone the people that make your heating/cooling unit.
2) You can call your local electricity provider and ask them what 'smart' thermostat they suggest for your unit.
I never worried about a 'smart' thermostat working with my unit as long as it said "heat pump". I've followed directions and connected them without a problem.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (gtatv)
And he's not providing free tampons, just to make their lives even more miserable.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (unn44)
RBG had another in hospital treatment. I'm beginning to think she is a cyborg.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (sd8p
Changing the plutonium core in the powered exoskeleton.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (lwCmt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (oDRcK)
Yes.
I kinda got the feeling that whale was some kind of performing whale sent back in the wild and wasn't asking for a head scratching, but rather wanted that dude to throw him a fish to eat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (2rxN5)
installation instructions from the manufacturer. They'll show the
available terminals.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (6WCwE)
I finally looked up an actual installation manual for the stat i am likely going to purchase. I can make it work. I just don't get why Ace, HD, Lowes etc don't post this stuff on their web site. Maybe they want people to spend $100 for someone to come install what will take me 15 minutes? Oh wait - question answered.
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)
Lowes usually puts links on to download manuals. HD not so much.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (8C7+r)
Some shrieking harpy was complaining last night that Trump's Hitlerian
activities in Portland was causing all the women attending the peaceful
protests to have their period two and three times per month.
No, honey, that is the perpetual PMS you suffer from....
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:46 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 09:46 PM (j5am2)
That was the one video which I hadn't watched.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (oDRcK)
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My fondness got the NHL grows with each passing day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y3c6js2a
Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (j5am2)
Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (+ya+t)
What about getting a couple of throat nodules cleared?
Posted by: Joan Rivers
Morbid.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Yes, Justin Beaver.
Ooh Dream Beaver,
I believe you'll chew the baseboard through the night,
Ooh Dream Beaver,
Destroying all my drywall with your bi-ite
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (2rxN5)
protests to have their period two and three times per month.
Is that more? or less?
Who can tell?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Praying Medic
CoVid-19 entered the Country in November of 2019, a full month before anyone here was even aware of it. It may have been even earlier, since there is credible evidence that it first broke out in China in March of 2019.
Everyone in the Country has been exposed to it, and I would say probably 30% of the population was infected, just based on the infection rates the CDC has published.
Unless Cain was being tested every day for the last 6 months there is no way you would be able to pinpoint when he got it.
He also was in the hospital for almost a month with it before he died, which is very abnormal for someone of his age an co-morbidities.
Neither you, nor I, can say when he caught it.
Only one of us is evil enough to be dancing on his grave.
That's you, so, kindly fuck off.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (BM2fS)
Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)
you really should have worn pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (V2Yro)
Killjoy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM
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1) Why just humanities courses? Why not calculus and accounting? Is it okay for them to be raaacist?
2) "At least" one week, eh? Why not 10 weeks?
Why not the whole effin' semester?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (M/9m0)
I'm going to fly my Presidio flag as long as I have a breath.
When I come back again , watch the hell out.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Xogdd)
never will be.
Posted by: redc1c4
At Dr. Miklos' Butts 'R Us Enhancement Clinic, all clients are happy, or else.
Posted by: Miklos, paid shill of Fix-A-Flat at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
I really think it was a bad idea for Obama to diss Trump because what he said was a lie and I don't think Trump liked Obama to begin with.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (oDRcK)
The last time Obama publicly disrespected Trump, he decided to run for President.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (EGyGV)
Thanks, and come back to the Dismal Diner, open 24 hours, for your sobbing and wailing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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It looks bad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf)
There have been presidents that I have liked and some that I didn't. But I have never open demonstrated disrespect for any of them, in office or afterwards.
Until now.
Tucker is right.
After reading some of his comments about PDT, I find Obama to be a truly loath-some, vile, nasty and anti-American fool.
He is despicable.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (axyOa)
Agree.
Smarmy, too.
Posted by: Flyover at July 30, 2020 09:52 PM (Rbu5d)
The only sport left with any class and patriotism.
Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (+ya+t)
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Sure.
Posted by: Zombie Kate Smith at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (M/9m0)
never will be.
Posted by: redc1c4
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Boob enhancement from a mall kiosk doctor is pretty routine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (wPVhA)
Okay, clarification on the McCloskeys now I guess. Dude is on Hannity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (G51Gf)
If that's the one with the bloody arm holding a sword it's awesome.
Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (+ya+t)
voting age and all the indoctrinated, brain dead SJW. No, we aren't
going to get out of this with an America we will even recognize.
On the bright side - no more IronPepTalks.
Posted by: Revovling Nics at July 30, 2020 09:54 PM (chkoV)
Now go fuck yourself.
There was no spike in COVID-19 deaths after the Trump rally. Didn't happen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:54 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mall Kiosk Doctor at July 30, 2020 09:54 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:55 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dartist
That is a traditional Hungarian coat of arms (so to speak).
If your ancestors killed, or were killed by Turks, you could put that on your coat of ...arm.
Posted by: Miklos, quite certain at July 30, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
***
Back in the bad 'ol days, nobody in Soviet academia could publish anything or receive a passing grade unless there was sufficient acknowledgement of how the Marxist/communist philosophy enhanced the subject of the document. It made for some really twisted logic.
And here we are today!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Huh, no clarification from McCloskey, but apparently charges are not dropped as he's retained Lin Wood.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (G51Gf)
https://tinyurl.com/y3c6js2a
Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (RU4sa)
What one has to know is that Jenny Durkin is first Angry, second Lesbian, and third, holds some elected office she cares nothing about, except for the check, the Democrat parties, and ass-kissing by the local press.
But she cares zero about Seattle citizens or businesses.
Zero.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)
I'd imagine her immune system is so rubust, it would cause a Denevan neural parasite to willingly cook itself with 5G microwaves to escape moral terror!
Posted by: Fritz at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (PBghA)
A jillion anchor babies coming of
voting age and all the indoctrinated, brain dead SJW. No, we aren't
going to get out of this with an America we will even recognize.
They are all "natural conservatives" don't you know?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (aKsyK)
Simone Gold retained Lin Wood.
McCloskeys retained Lin Wood.
*cue Jaws music*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (luzVb)
Voronoff used to graft monkey testicles to the tissue inside mens' scrotums in an effort to improve their prowess.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (2rxN5)
Posted by: Miklos, ISWIDT at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (unn44)
Fox website has the article.
Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (2rxN5)
Everybody's got something to hide 'cept for me and my monkey.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (AiZBA)
it, but the timing certainly suggests around the time of the rally, and
it's certainly what did him in.
Posted by: Praying Medic
Fuck off, BSG.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (luzVb)
Back in the bad 'ol days, nobody in Soviet academia could publish anything or receive a passing grade unless there was sufficient acknowledgement of how the Marxist/communist philosophy enhanced the subject of the document. It made for some really twisted logic.
And here we are today!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)
D, this should be said over and over again in every meeting the school has about this stupid brainwashing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Praying Medic
Yes, you are dancing on his grave.
Enjoy Hell.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (1CsfP)
Harry's is cool.
Not cheap, but the very professional bartenders in their starched white jackets are worth the premium.
Posted by: Miklos with a French 75 at July 30, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 10:00 PM (Xogdd)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Concur.
If I ever teach again it won't happen in my class.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 10:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
When I come back again , watch the hell out.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Xogdd)
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"Presidio flag"????
Bing search was unhelpful
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at July 30, 2020 10:04 PM (4lVEh)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 10:05 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Migs at July 30, 2020 10:08 PM (ddH3T)
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