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This cat thinks it's a dolphin:

This whale thinks it's a dog:

This beaver thinks it's a beaver, but a different beaver:

Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM




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1 That cat is racist as heck.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (nkwL+)

2 SANCTUARY!!!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (p/F+I)

3 *knocks vigorously on door

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (p/F+I)

4 Top ten?

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (FfXMD)

5 Been missing Quarantine Cafe Threads

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (6f16T)

6 Beaver tails are funny.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (xptlg)

7 Those animals should be wearing goggles.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (nkwL+)

8 Otters aughter know by now!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (cI3Q7)

9 Well, my site had another two confirmed cases of Chinese Lung AIDS.

Is it really sad I would not mind the time off if they shut us down. I feel like a lazy bastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (arJlL)

11 ace is summering in Southampton?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

12 Nood comes at you fast. Are you prepared, Karen?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (pnfZk)

13 Are margins blown??

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:01 PM (p/F+I)

14 I've always fancied myself as a rescue beaver.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 30, 2020 08:01 PM (EgshT)

15 Well, my site had another two confirmed cases of Chinese Lung AIDS.

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Do they shut down and make everyone go home even after the repeated exposures to the same thing?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (nkwL+)

16 That's nothing.

We've got men who think they're women, and can get a court order saying so! Point, us!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (rhR3K)

17
I'm a Beaver.
You're a Beaver
We are Beavers all
And when we get together
We do our Beaver call.

Posted by: a nightmare from high school at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (Tnijr)

18 That water loving cat is adorable

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (6f16T)

19 Well, my site had another two confirmed cases of Chinese Lung AIDS.

Is it really sad I would not mind the time off if they shut us down. I feel like a lazy bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)

Shouldn't you be shit down for two weeks??

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)

20 I, too, love beavers.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)

21 Um, fkd that up. Shut down.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)

22 This beaver thinks it's a beaver, but a different beaver:






Theodore Cleaver: Gee, what kind of a beaver is that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (n0Lkw)

23 Shut this shit down.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (p/F+I)

24 1 That cat is racist as heck.
Posted by: Charles Darwin


Not only does he surf - - a racist activity -- but if he were human, he;d wear a (cue menacing music) Hawaiian Shirt.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (HEEq1)

25 No masks, no googles and no to your stinkin' services.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (WX+x0)

26 Do they shut down and make everyone go home even after the repeated exposures to the same thing?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (nkwL+)

These would be the third and fourth cases, respectively, that I know of.

There is a large... cosmopolitan workforce from all over the world. My guess is that the true numbers are higher, but the self reporting/going to the doctor is lousy.

So far, aside from making sure everyone is wearing a mask, nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)

27 That cat is crazy.

Posted by: Brian Fellows at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

28 Is that Winona's big brown beaver?

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (3vIkC)

29 TuCa just called Obozo a greasy politician. Hah

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (7ZQe3)

30 Rescue Beaver Loves Building Dams

Won't anyone rescue my beaver?

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)

31 20 I, too, love beavers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ


0_o

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (pnfZk)

32 Shouldn't you be shit down for two weeks??
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)

I'd increase my fiber intake first and see if that helped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (cI3Q7)

33 What do y'all think of sec going 10 game all conf regular schedule?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (fU1ci)

34 You know what else is a global pandemic - one of the leading causes of death around the world?

Tuberculosis.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (SRRAx)

35 Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (EgshT)

36 Which state will mandate goggles or face shields first?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (pnfZk)

37 30 Rescue Beaver Loves Building Dams

Won't anyone rescue my beaver?
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)

*blink*

Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)

38 These would be the third and fourth cases, respectively, that I know of.

There is a large... cosmopolitan workforce from all over the world. My guess is that the true numbers are higher, but the self reporting/going to the doctor is lousy.

So far, aside from making sure everyone is wearing a mask, nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)

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Ha. Good thing all the cases developed and got safely caught via testing before anyone stepped on site.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (nkwL+)

39 31 20 I, too, love beavers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ


0_o
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (pnfZk)

Word on the street was right!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (cI3Q7)

40 33 What do y'all think of sec going 10 game all conf regular schedule?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (fU1ci


Whatever Nick wants, Nick gets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (pnfZk)

41 >> I, too, love beavers.


How do you feel about Otters?

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (dHj0F)

42 I had an amusing experience (well I call it amusing, might as well) about an hour ago. I own and rent several small apartment units, one had been vacant for the last 6 weeks (and the old crew had gotten NASTY! glad they're gone, and don't ask me about the long long story) anyway I'd been working on it and finally got it ready to live in again, and this young girl (about 25) just moved in. She's by herself, but said she'd have a couple of boyfriends helping her move in, I said fine, I know how it goes, people are in and out when you're moving.

so I go over there today to fix some little thing that needed doing and I knew she was at work, but there's a car there, so I knock. After a bit some guy I've never met comes to the door, he says "sorry, I was just takin' a fast shower" and all he's got is this little dishrag around his midsection, and I must say he was impressive looking; I was thinking "Oh Look, it's Michelangelo's David in my place! Nice to meet you!!!" And he's just standing there, talking to me, like its nothing.

a note about meeting renters with little to nothing on - yeah, fantasy writers love to think that girls/women do that, but they NEVER do. It's ALWAYS Guys! they're the ones who love it, always them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (V2Yro)

43 A whole video for a dam rodent?

Posted by: Acme Crap For The Masses at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (Pqytn)

44 Awww! Surf Kitty!

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (+ljgK)

45 I'd increase my fiber intake first and see if that helped.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (cI3Q7)

I am laughing hysterically! Stoopid phone.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (p/F+I)

46 My county has had two deaths attributed to the Wuflu in the past two months.

SHUT IT ALL DOWN!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:07 PM (6WCwE)

47 zombie

⛩ Deftly moves out of the way of the Moron Horde going to rescue your beaver. ⛩

You have Man Magnet 301 down pat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

48 Teresa, you know you can't talk about 3rd world immigrant diseases/

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (Xogdd)

49 Shouldn't you be shit down for two weeks??
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (p/F+I)

But isn't this just the story of BLM?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (okGHj)

50 We got an email from the "telework desk" of our director who informed us he was getting used to teleworking from his lake house where he had just gotten an evaporator or something so that he could work from is outdoor kitchen.

Must be nice.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (rWZ8Y)

51 'TuCa just called Obozo a greasy politician.'

Keep it greasy
So it'a
Go down easy

Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)

52 Margins are big, don't see a reason

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (6f16T)

53 40, think of all the time he has had to devote to recruiting.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (fU1ci)

54
JB would last ten minutes here before Lady YD turned him into a hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (Tm4zg)

55 When exactly did beaver become a euphemism for LadyBits?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (pnfZk)

56 47 zombie

Deftly moves out of the way of the Moron Horde going to rescue your beaver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


No takers, so far Such a lonely beaver.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (HEEq1)

57 What do y'all think of sec going 10 game all conf regular schedule?

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It's comical. You can play football against South Carolina, but not Clemson. You can play against Georgia, but not Georgia Tech.

Say, how many college kids have died from the Chinese Lung AIDS so far?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (nkwL+)

58 Yeah, like where is Barry when Chicago has a gunfight at the OK Corral every weekend? Is that what he calls 'community organizing'?

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (Pqytn)

59 If you shave, it is still technically a beaver?

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (HEEq1)

60 Won't anyone rescue my beaver?

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)



*blink*



Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)


It's worth a look

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (n0Lkw)

61 AlaBAMA

During the scary, hairy days of the 1970s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

62 C'mon, Wally! Leave the Beaver alone!

Posted by: Zombie Lumpy at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (EgshT)

63 55 When exactly did beaver become a euphemism for LadyBits?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (pnfZk)

Well, Brenda's Beaver needed a barber....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (okGHj)

64 It's worth a look


Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:10 PM (n0Lkw)

====================
Nice beaver!

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (Pqytn)

65 What do y'all think of sec going 10 game all conf regular schedule?


The NCAA could have just redshirted everybody this year. That would have lead to some impressive football down the road as six year seniors take the field.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

66
Rescue Beaver Loves Building Dams

Won't anyone rescue my beaver?
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)

*blink*

Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)






Why so short a pole?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (EGyGV)

67 Beavers are nature's engineers.

No personality, anal to a fault and unattractive.

But ya gotta love 'em.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2020 08:11 PM (Z+IKu)

68 I remember the Hustler Magazine's "Beaver Hunt"

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (xPl2J)

69 I wanted an emotional support beaver, but she told me to stop being such a pussy and then left me for a Chad.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (SgjGX)

70 "When exactly did beaver become a euphemism for LadyBits?"

When weasel failed to catch on.

Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Tnijr)

71 With six years, some of the players could even graduate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

72 That lady was not hard on the beaver.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (HaL55)

73 No takers, so far Such a lonely beaver.
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:09 PM (HEEq1)

Proving that even on the internet, people CAN learn.

And God looked down, and saw that not all of the Grace of Man had fled him, and he was heartened.

*God quietly diverts SMOD*

Darn you zombie!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)

74 zombie

I just will not. I could rescue you, but the spousal lie detector system, on P-300 lines, and the snake pit tends to discourage me.

Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

75 My theory is that the left is punishing everyone with COVID and lockdowns, masks and riots because of the Mash up video that came out after Trump won of them crying and looking forlorn.


The mocking was too much, guys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (pnfZk)

76 We got an email from the "telework desk" of our
director who informed us he was getting used to teleworking from his
lake house where he had just gotten an evaporator or something so that
he could work from is outdoor kitchen.



Must be nice.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 30, 2020 08:08 PM (rWZ8Y)

============================
Nice swamp cooler, Boss!

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Pqytn)

77 That cat's something I can't explain




Lucifer go to sea


Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat


Somewhere, anywhere


That cat's something I can't explain

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (n0Lkw)

78 During the scary, hairy days of the 1970s

Didn't Nat King Cole do a song about those?

Roll out those scary, wary, hairy days of the seventies,
those days of peyote, quaaludes and Billy Beer..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

79
"When exactly did beaver become a euphemism for LadyBits?"

When weasel failed to catch on.
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Tnijr)







Well, "scamper" was briefly popular, but it's almost a euphemism for "runny"...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (EGyGV)

80 The mocking was too much, guys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (pnfZk


That'll teach us! Wait, no it won't!

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (+ljgK)

81 Beavers are an endangered species.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (uEbPt)

82 The mocking was too much, guys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:12 PM (pnfZk)

Or not quite enough, apparently.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (okGHj)

83 I love me a hard-working beaver.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (XhWtx)

84 where he had just gotten an evaporator or something so that he could work from is outdoor kitchen


Is that like a CoolZone fan?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

85 57
What do y'all think of sec going 10 game all conf regular schedule?



I'm more sickened by the NCAA greenlighting "social justice" messages on uniforms. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess "#FreeHongKong" and "FreeUyghur" will not be allowed. Hell, Tebow's bible verse eye black would likely be banned.


Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (3vIkC)

86 I remember the Hustler Magazine's "Beaver Hunt"

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I only read it for the articles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

87 I like Beaver!
They make a great deli horseradish sauce... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

88
Also, beavers are fuckin' horrible animals. When I was a kid I got in some trouble and had to do community service tearing down beaver dams. Beavers are disgusting; they're giant, stinky creek rats. They're also aggressive as hell, especially if you're demolishing their house.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Tm4zg)

89 My beaver thinks it's a snapping turtle.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (sWM8x)

90 81 Beavers are an endangered species.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (uEbPt)

Not around here they aren't.

And I'm not just talking about the ladies streetwalking on Spenard Road.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (okGHj)

91

Rescuing Beavers?

Count me in!

Posted by: Big Boy at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (d6DSt)

92 They're also aggressive as hell, especially if you're demolishing their house.


That's why God gave us dynamite.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

93 Roll out those scary, wary, hairy days of the seventies,
those days of peyote, quaaludes and Billy Beer..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

Weird...not 10 minutes ago, Mr. April and I were lamenting that you can't have quaaludes anymore.

I could use a good night's sleep, is all.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

94 A lot of cultural appropriation going on with those animals. But I do think BeaverPelts would be a good nickname for that Washington football team.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2020 08:15 PM (r+sAi)

95 I can't believe you morons haven't mentioned surf kitty's bikini-clad owner.

I don't recognize this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Ps2cL)

96 67
Beavers are nature's engineers.



No personality, anal to a fault and unattractive.



Explains my never being married. Well, that and psychotic women....

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (3vIkC)

97 more idiocy, from yahoo:

These 13 states need to lock down now, according to Harvard coronavirus experts

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (4a9Vv)

98 Everybody knows the Gadsden flag but my new favorite is the Presidio flag.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Xogdd)

99 They're also aggressive as hell, especially if you're demolishing their house.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Tm4zg)

There's a beaver family in the middle of a "lake" (ex-gravel pit) in the middle of a dog park here. Dogs swim out, but they don't come back. Nasty rodents.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (okGHj)

100 I can't believe you morons haven't mentioned surf kitty's bikini-clad owner.

I don't recognize this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Ps2cL)

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Ha, it's even more Horde-ish than you realize.

No one watched the video.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (nkwL+)

101 Losing those games sucks. Hopefully,, the iron bowl will be that weekend still

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (fU1ci)

102 Beaver tail was a mountain man delicacy. Throw the tail on the coals and cook it until it cracks open. Tastes like tail.

Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr)

103 Explains my never being married. Well, that and psychotic women....
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (3vIkC)


Probably a tail issue.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (okGHj)

104 We've had three days in a row with over 90 degree weather and I just can't take it. I used to be pretty good in the heat too. I am convinced I need to move to the mountains and cooler temperatures.

Can any morons give me a field review of Mountain City TN?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)

105 20
I, too, love beavers.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)


I can't imagine why anyone would not.

Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (ofIwF)

106 Y'all know Nurse Ratchet went to Oregon State right? She must be working or she'd be tearing into these beaver comments.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (axyOa)

107 All the Lonely Beavers

Where do they all come from?

Posted by: The Beatles at July 30, 2020 08:18 PM (dHj0F)

108 notice they (from yahoo, above) say cases, not deaths or hospitalizations:

"Right now, that would mean 13 of the Trump task force's 21 red-zone states returning to lockdown: Florida (with a staggering 48.1 new daily cases per 100,000 people), Louisiana (46.2), Mississippi (43.5), Alabama (39.1), Arizona (36.6), Tennessee (34.1), Georgia (33., Nevada (33.0), South Carolina (30.1), Texas (27.9), Idaho (27.5), Arkansas (26.4) and Oklahoma (25.6)." m

as Sam Kinison used to say, IT NEVER ENDS!!!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)

109 Yikes. "With the SEC's decision to go to a conference-only schedule, Louisiana-Monroe lost games against both Arkansas and Georgia -- totaling a loss of $3.2 million in guaranteed revenue from an operating budget of $15.5 million."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

110 NCAA is going NBA/NFL?

"End Racism" in the end zones?

Flag-burning for racial justice?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

111 Can any morons give me a field review of Mountain City TN?
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)

No, but it's 72 and sunny right here in Beaver City.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (okGHj)

112 So how are the other conferences going to get to the playoffs?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (nkwL+)

113 Tucker's about to tear into the dogeater again.

"Greasy politician "

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (Ps2cL)

114 I remember the Hustler Magazine's "Beaver Hunt"



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I only read it for the articles.


IIRC, National Lampoon once did a parody called "Biva" which was, as you might guess, woodland creatures in suggestive poses with the vaseline lens treatment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (HaL55)

115 I think once the cats start to surf its Game Over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (JvZF+)

116 Chicago is just Margaret Sanger's late term abortion policy supported by fuckers like barky.

We put you in poverty to own your vote.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (Xogdd)

117

There's a beaver family in the middle of a "lake" (ex-gravel pit) in the middle of a dog park here. Dogs swim out, but they don't come back. Nasty rodents.

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At least they aren't damming. Those assholes can really wreck up some nice property if you don't keep them at bay.

I mean, not as bad as if it was Chinamen building them, but still...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (Tm4zg)

118 Nurse was and Eager Beaver? Oh my.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (okGHj)

119 Love ya, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (Ps2cL)

120 Here, have a Corgibeagle:

https://m.___ur.com/9XtjF9B

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (SRRAx)

121 Cases mean jack shit.


Deaths are what matters and the damn death rate has plummeted to barely above non-whu-flu.


I so wish people paid attention in statistics class.


14 million cases of whu flu means fuckall if it only kills four people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (pnfZk)

122 mallfly, there's *never* a reason to go into a "lockdown".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

123 We had a cat that like the bathtub. I don't know what to make of that. I'll say this; he was never in it with me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (3H9h1)

124 At least they aren't damming. Those assholes can really wreck up some nice property if you don't keep them at bay.

I mean, not as bad as if it was Chinamen building them, but still...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Give us a call!

Posted by: John Jacob Astor's Beaver-B-Gon at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)

125 Tucker just called Barry one of the sleaziest politicians in our nation's history.

Yowza!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Ps2cL)

126 NCAA is going NBA/NFL?
"End Racism" in the end zones?
Flag-burning for racial justice?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

Good. Let the NFL's free farm system die.

My waterfront house is paid for bitches.

Power to the people!

Posted by: Nick Saban, Multi-Millionaire at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Z+IKu)

127 What this past 6 months has taught me is that not only could the holocaust happen in the US, but they could be loading deplorables into boxcars within a month of Bidens inauguration, and your neighbors would happily drive you to the train station.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (dNzKv)

128 Also, beavers are most destructive. Kill them. And wear their pelts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (3H9h1)

129 Jane, Love ya right back and my nephew-Thug Life.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Xogdd)

130 Lol Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:23 PM (Ps2cL)

131
We had a cat that like the bathtub. I don't know what to make of that. I'll say this; he was never in it with me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 08:21 PM (3H9h1)

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I had one that did. Pantera. She was the meanest killer cat I ever had. No critter was safe with her on the prowl. I think she liked it because she thought she might catch a fish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:23 PM (Tm4zg)

132 Tucker goes where no other linguini spined journalist or politician dares to go. Good for him.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (7ZQe3)

133 Confusedus say man with beaver dam funny.

Posted by: Confusedus at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

134 NBA players, referees all kneel as national anthem plays before Jazz-Pelicans bubble tip-off


As a pre-recorded rendition of the national anthem by New Orleans native Jon Batiste played, every player and official on the court took a knee, with some players holding raised fists in the air.


Kneeling during the anthem is technically against NBA rules, but players and officials made their plans to do so clear as a form of protest against police brutality and social injustice.


NBA commissioner Adam Silver addressed the subject in a Time 100 talk in June when asked if the league would allow players to take a knee. "I respect our teams' unified act of peaceful protest for social justice and under these unique circumstances will not enforce our long-standing rule requiring standing during the playing of our national anthem,"




The NBA can't die off fast enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (n0Lkw)

135 (goes to look for a t-shirt with a tugboat graphic that says TUG LIFE)

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (nkwL+)

136 Barry is going to be very unhappy with Tucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (Ps2cL)

137
In reality, that cat is terrified of surfing. It gets off the board because it wants to escape and it figures even the water is better than that bizarre ride. Every time they put it in the car it emits a series of silent screams. The owners are feeding it some sort of horrible food that makes it crave salt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)

138 The NBA can't die off fast enough

Who?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (HaL55)

139 Yeah, the cat didn't look happy to me either.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (JKNZq)

140 AlaBAMA, it's even worse than that.

"Cases" - uniquely for this bug - are defined as a positive test. Not symptomatic, actual cases.

And the list of problems that cast doubt on test results, or their significance, goes on and on. Latest: positive tests can result up to *3 months* after exposure or infection, meaning they're finding RNA from an asymptomatic "case", from May, today.

And IFR, depending on location, bouncing between 0.1 (flu) and 0.3 - but of course with an extremely narrow, skewed distribution by age and initial medical condition, more than flu.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (OTzUX)

141 Philly Ladies of the Evening used to wear beaver fur merkins to hide the fact that they had shaved due to crabs, according to Anthony Bourdain anyway

Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (ofIwF)

142 Then there was the time that the State of Michigan went after a beaver dam and the property owner aka beavers' neighbor responded:

https://tinyurl.com/y2tbtwnz

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (/+bwe)

143
Beaver tail was a mountain man delicacy. Throw the tail on the coals and cook it until it cracks open. Tastes like tail.
Posted by: Bald Headed John at July 30, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr)






Telling us that it tastes like ass isn't gonna make us crave beaver tail...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (EGyGV)

144 I've often worn beaver like a hat. Sometimes it makes me forgetful and in the morning I have to ask- "who are you?"

It has magical powers.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (h2OUV)

145 Go find: Primus Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.

Posted by: klaftern at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (RuIsu)

146 Mark Cuban is hiding from all public comments and interviews.

You fucking chickenshit, Cuban. Justify your SJW acceptance overlords.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (Xogdd)

147 This cat thinks it's a dolphin:

Cat's a rapist?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

148 "Greasy politician" was the term I couldn't come up with for the right years of Odumbos term.

Posted by: Cosda at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (i/0Aa)

149 Kittaw!


Beavaw!


Belugaw!

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:26 PM (XTyi0)

150 Just wanted to note that in the "Obama vilifies law enforcement" in the John Lewis funeral palooza thread that there was a troll going by "praying medic". There is a guy with a blog who writes on Christian healing called "Praying medic". That blog also covers things from Q Anon. Praying medic (the one who writes on Christian healing) is not a Trump hater, so I'm assuming the troll taking that handle is taking a swipe a the actual praying medic. That is unfortunate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 08:27 PM (oDRcK)

151 re 122: for some, Trump losing in Nov is an excellent reason for more lock downs. Because Trump is like Hitler. You seem to forget that Trump shot his daughter for marrying a Jewish guy. No, wait, that was Hitler, but the principle is the same. (Actually, it was his niece, but as Biden said, we want Truth, not facts.)

also, if another lock down causes the country to collapse, that would be okay with more than a few people.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:27 PM (4a9Vv)

152
Will performers like Lady Gaga and Beyonce like it when they sing the anthem at the Superbowl and everyone acts like it's the song of shame that no one should even acknowledge much less sing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:27 PM (G51Gf)

153 Swimming pigs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hycdKNbqiV8

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:28 PM (sWM8x)

154 There's a beaver family in the middle of a "lake" (ex-gravel pit) in the middle of a dog park here. Dogs swim out, but they don't come back. Nasty rodents.

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At least they aren't damming. Those assholes can really wreck up some nice property if you don't keep them at bay.

I mean, not as bad as if it was Chinamen building them, but still...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My dad's fun time retirement job was boll weavel data collector for the state ag department in central louisiana. He used to ride a four wheeler around the perimeter of cotton fields and collect dead boll weavels from the traps, scan the bar code of the bait used and enter the number of dead weavels.

Said he saw more wildlife doing that in his retirement than growing up feral during the ww2 years in central mississippi.

Beavers were a problem. The farmers would pay him to report where the damned things were building. He would offer to shoot them with his 22lr and they would pay hi again for the tails as proof.

Feds (epa) caught on to the farmer's tricks to getting rid of them and shut down the boll weavel eradication program which killed the research by the state ag department to spray the right chems to keep them off the cotton.

Still know where all the good lurke spots are for bear, gator, and white tail from dad showing me around the prettier and more interesting places during our annual motorcycle bum vacations.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:28 PM (VcFUs)

155 153
Will performers like Lady Gaga and Beyonce like it when they sing the anthem at the Superbowl and everyone acts like it's the song of shame that no one should even acknowledge much less sing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


That'll never happen, because they're changing the national anthem to "I Like Big Butts."

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (HEEq1)

156
Kittaw!





Beavaw!





Belugaw!


*holds envelope to turbanned forehead*

"What are 3 of the 4 major food groups?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (HaL55)

157 re 139: agreed.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (4a9Vv)

158 Sorry - try this for the Corgibeagle:

https://tinyurl.com/Turn-the-sound-on-Corgibeagle

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (SRRAx)

159 Tucker just called Barry one of the sleaziest politicians in our nation's history.

Yowza!

Posted by: Jane D'oh



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There have been presidents that I have liked and some that I didn't. But I have never open demonstrated disrespect for any of them, in office or afterwards.
Until now.
Tucker is right.
After reading some of his comments about PDT, I find Obama to be a truly loath-some, vile, nasty and anti-American fool.
He is despicable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (axyOa)

160 55 Alabama For real I think it was during WWII.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (6f16T)

161
Wow. If you're in the market for a beaver felt hat, it costs. The only one I found under a $1000 just now is a blue affair that makes you like a New Orleans pimp with a derringer in your snakeskin boot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (Tm4zg)

162 NBA's not dying. NCAA's not dying. Doubt they'll even notice any difference. Sportsball trumps any squeamishness about crude racism, hate of the US, or ignorance.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

163
Yeah, the cat didn't look happy to me either.
Posted by: notsothoreau

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I think the owners are projecting. "We love surfing -- we put the cat on a surfboard -- it loves surfing!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (G51Gf)

164 Watching the blm commies shutting down a roadway somewhere in Fulton County New York. Don't know the town. Why do the po-leece allow this? They're blocking traffic and making everyone's life a misery with their bellowing.

I just don't understand. Can you imagine a conservative group getting away with this?

It's infuriating, and I am not even there.

Posted by: lizabth at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (L3Rsz)

165 And IFR, depending on location, bouncing between 0.1 (flu) and 0.3 - but of course with an extremely narrow, skewed distribution by age and initial medical condition, more than flu.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:25 PM (OTzUX


Everything you just said should lead anyone with one ounce of logic to say NO BIG DEAL.

Yet here we are.

The problem isn't the flu.

The problem is the gaslighting.

Posted by: Dr AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (pnfZk)

166 Blonde, we're going to be down to the VFW local 214 singing the National Anthem

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (Xogdd)

167 The alien image wants to touch each member of the landing party. Too bad none of them retorted with, "would you like to touch my monkey?"

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (3vIkC)

168 "If I have a choice in the matter, I would much rather die in a pool of my own blood than a puddle of my own piss. I do not blame those who are afraid of dying, I rage against those who are afraid to live.

There are those for whom I will gladly give what is left of this life so that they may live free.

I will not be spoon-fed safety by anyone." - Dave Hardin

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=102941

Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2020 08:30 PM (RU4sa)

169 The only one I found under a $1000 just now is a blue affair that makes you like a New Orleans pimp with a derringer in your snakeskin boot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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YD, the downside is. . . . .?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (6WCwE)

170 YD,

Just get a top hat. My husband had a grey one that he'd wear around Christmas. People seem to really love top hats.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (JKNZq)

171 I'm here.
All of a sudden I've got ads jumping around on the main page with no way to get rid of them. Once I click on comments, they disappear but can't read the sidebars.Is it just me or has something happened?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 08:32 PM (sd8p8)

172 106 Y'all know Nurse Ratchet went to Oregon State right? She must be working or she'd be tearing into these beaver comments.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:17 PM (axyOa)


I think she is going home and is on the water taxi to Alki about now.

But yeah, it will be interesting if she reads this.

I've always preferred Beavers to Ducks anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

173 Holy crap. I just finished shooting a Colt Mustang in .380. What an absolute rocket with The new Federal loads.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (h2OUV)

174 Meade Lux Lewis @ 154- Old sailor tattoos were a pig on one foot and a rooster on the other foot. Always meant to get those two but somehow never did.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (XhWtx)

175
YD, the downside is. . . . .?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (6WCwE)

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Point taken.

If I was 25yo YD, I'd probably have that expensive, tacky thing in my house, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (Tm4zg)

176 She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

177 Funny thin of is the first pop up ad I got after the Southampton headline was for

Pottery Barn

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (U2p+3)

178 AlaBAMA, you're up against a lot more than the press, as you probably noticed.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (OTzUX)

179 Put that beaver to work on the Tres Leches Dam in China!

Posted by: fly gal at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (6CtMt)

180
Steve1989 has another MRE review up today.

2020 US MRE Menu 20 Sausage Peppers & Onions
vs
2019 Hashbrowns w/ Bacon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7niuE6ADLj0

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (EGyGV)

181 Our new national anthem:

I like big butts
and I cannot lie
This nation just makes me cry
It's racist as shit
No denyin' it
United States should die.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (HEEq1)

182 "With the SEC's decision to go to a conference-only schedule, Louisiana-Monroe lost games against both Arkansas and Georgia -- totaling a loss of $3.2 million in guaranteed revenue from an operating budget of $15.5 million."


What? No way, oh, my, thats too bad. How ever will we heal from this tragedy? I guess they will have to tack an extra $1000/ semester as a "extra-curricular fee" but only temporarily... of course. But don't worry, student loans will be increased to cover it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (dNzKv)

183 Ah shit. Better read the thread

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (U2p+3)

184 Speak of the devil!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

185 The Hill@thehill
Iowa teachers write and send their own obituaries to governor ahead of fall reopenings

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"If we do not require this mask mandate, we risk the chance of driving our teachers and schools into the ground, literally," he wrote.

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You had me at "reopen the schools."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

186
Blonde, we're going to be down to the VFW local 214 singing the National Anthem
Posted by: Ben Had

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I'm sure lots of catacomb choirs will be doing it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf)

187 The NBA commissioner is a classic liberal pussy - "well it's against the rules to kneel for the anthem but in this challenging time we're all in this together."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (nFRLh)

188 ITC - I love that guy, one of my favorite weird obscure online gigs.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:35 PM (OTzUX)

189 I'm just going to throw something on the everything is awful pile. This is from a teachers' mailing list I'm on:

"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)

190 I'm here.
All of a sudden I've got ads jumping around on the main page with no way to get rid of them. Once I click on comments, they disappear but can't read the sidebars.Is it just me or has something happened?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 08:32 PM

Me, too. Maybe Ace is hypermonetizing the site to upgrade the flooring now that his shelves are up?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (/+bwe)

191 Today a relative told me that the clinic of a nurse friend of hers sent a couple of Covid tests back unused, with absolutely no bodily fluids on them to see what would happen.

The tests came back positive.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (+ljgK)

192 Dude is like, How many bikini shots of my gf can I work into this cat video.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (BRkq2)

193 If the teachers can't figure out a way to teach in person, then it's time to fire them and get someone there that can teach. Or close down the school and give the money to the parents. People go out to work at grocery stores and delivery jobs every day. Schools would be better with fewer drama queens.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (JKNZq)

194 163 NBA's not dying. NCAA's not dying. Doubt they'll even notice any difference. Sportsball trumps any squeamishness about crude racism, hate of the US, or ignorance.

AHH POOT BAWL EN HOOOP! AHH POOT BAWL EN HOOOP!
YEW GIMME MIJILLION DOLLAHS!!

Posted by: AHH POOT BAWL EN HOOOP!! at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (vwYf0)

195 Behold the "teachers" shaping today's yute.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (OTzUX)

196 A beaver once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some farvre beans and a nice chianti. (fffffffffffff)

Posted by: Hannibal at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (cpS4u)

197 I'm not sure why beaver felt hats are even a thing. With modern treatments for wool, the wool hats are fine except in the heaviest rain. I can't see why you would spend big bucks for beaver pelt unless you wanted a fur coat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (Tm4zg)

198 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"

Draw parallels to the SA, perhaps?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

199 I only ever wear a 10x Beaver Stetson. No way I'm going to take a chance on a cow shitting on a 100x.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (Xogdd)

200 Nice beaver!

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (j3jZX)

201 Finer fibers on beaver, which equals softer felt for the hat. And I'm sure there was a certain status too, sort of like I see with knitters getting yarns made out of exotic fibers.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (JKNZq)

202 I'm just going to throw something on the everything is awful pile. This is from a teachers' mailing list I'm on:

"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)




That's easy. BLM is Marxist, Marx was German, read some of Das Kapital.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

203 I think pretty much all of us could use a rescue beaver right now.

Also, in my pursuit of cheap cocktails, Hawaiian Punch and Cruzan Rum.

Thank me.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)

204 I certainly hope that Rescue Beaver's name is Wynona.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (BM2fS)

205 Dude is like, How many bikini shots of my gf can I work into this cat video.
Posted by: Gilded Age II


Yeah. A lot of YouTubes are like that.

Some pet video but you can tell it's just some lady showing of her house.

Or some dudebro with OMG look what my friend did to my brand new Ferrari!!!!ZOMG!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)

206 "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 08:34 PM (EGyGV)"

The hash browns were one of my favorites. Wing Italian, I wouldn't even feed that sausage to my dog. It tastes like shit.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (h2OUV)

207 I'm just going to throw something on the everything is awful pile. This is from a teachers' mailing list I'm on:

"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM

Because the BLM founders are two Marxists and an admirer of Hugo Chavez, the department can explain about how Communists gain power through intimidation and eventually almost everyone is equally a prisoner.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (/+bwe)

208 200 I only ever wear a 10x Beaver Stetson. No way I'm going to take a chance on a cow shitting on a 100x.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (Xogdd)

So is 100x ten times the hat or ten times the beaver?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

209 176
YD, the downside is. . . . .?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 08:31 PM (6WCwE)

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Point taken.

If I was 25yo YD, I'd probably have that expensive, tacky thing in my house, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (Tm4zg)

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The hat itself probably costs $5. What you're paying for is *style*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC)

210 Also, in my pursuit of cheap cocktails, Hawaiian Punch and Cruzan Rum.

Thank me.
Posted by: blaster


Gatorade and Valu-Rite.


It's got electrolytes and stuff.

Posted by: Budget Bartender Miklos at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)

211 190 I'm just going to throw something on the everything is awful pile. This is from a teachers' mailing list I'm on:

"Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)


Gerbonics.

Its what's for dinner.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (ZfRYq)

212 202 Finer fibers on beaver, which equals softer felt for the hat. And I'm sure there was a certain status too, sort of like I see with knitters getting yarns made out of exotic fibers.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (JKNZq)

Some knit with yarn stored in their beavers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

213 *throws harpoon at white whale*

*misses*

*shakes fist at sky*

"Damn you, White Whale!!!"

*trips over wooden leg, cracks head on scuppers*

Posted by: Ahab at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (BM2fS)

214 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"

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That seems almost trivially easy. I'm sure Germans have always held black lives in high regard, so pick an interesting and well-known historical moment that students may have heard of and discuss it in context of their history.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (nkwL+)

215 I don't think there is anyone out there raising beavers, like you can minks. I suspect they still have to be trapped and a lot of that is done in Russia. That would make it more expensive.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (JKNZq)

216 I wore a blue crushed velvet tux and bowler hat to Prom.

I also wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

217 German 101? Easy.

"Gleichschaltung"

Explain the Nazi system for "coordinating" all facets of society to comply with their sick worldview, and how BLM is an excellent analogue in today's Amerikkka.

A fringe, racist, criminal group gets to direct gigantic corporations with millions of employees, governments at various levels, civil organizations, sports leagues, everything, to kneel to their loathsome, insane hate and ideology.

Rassegleichschaltung seems like a decent fake krautish word for this.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

218 If you are a civil war fan, you know about the Monitor and the Merrimack.
Anyway, the Monitor sank off Cape Hatteras while being towed south.
The sunken craft was raised and you can see it in Newport News VA, right now. A replica is also outdoors so you can climb around it.
The remains of 2 crewmen were recovered.
And a cat.

Posted by: attilla with suspenders at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

219 Surf cat cracks me up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (H5knJ)

220 Raise your beaver and sing!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

221 "Also, in my pursuit of cheap cocktails, Hawaiian Punch and Cruzan Rum.

Thank me.
Posted by: blaster


Gatorade and Valu-Rite.


It's got electrolytes and stuff.

Posted by: Budget Bartender Miklos at July 30, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)"

Mint Scope with a piece of pineapple. You're welcome.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (h2OUV)

222 I doubt there's gonna be an NFL season this year.

Their covid protocols are gonna shut it down.


If a player tests positive or comes in contact with someone positive, it's 5-10+ days quarantine/injured reserve.

So, if during the season a player comes down with it, and he is in contact with the rest of the team(natch), then the whole team gets quarantine/injured reserve.

Hard to play with the team in quarantine. Unless of course all the players in the NFL have it so they don't have to risk infecting others.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (l3+k2)

223 "The NCAA could have just redshirted everybody this year. "


So they'll all get killed by weird aliens on unexplored planets across the galaxy ?
That is SO COOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (OWgiM)

224 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I hope that your response, whatever it may be, will be in Deutschesprache.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

225 One upon a time, there was a mostly-women's college in Pennsylvania that was called "Beaver College". It was renamed to "Arcadia University" in the early 2000s.

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (ExnWy)

226 Star Trek Quote of the Evening: I know what time it is. I don't need a bloomin' cockoo clock!

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (3vIkC)

227 Because I haven't had enough minor disasters this week (cracked windshield, flat tire, lost brakes - 3 different cars) our chest freezer lost power at some point.

Yech. What an incredible smell you've discovered, Princess.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (ZfRYq)

228 I only ever wear a 10x Beaver Stetson. No way I'm going to take a chance on a cow shitting on a 100x.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (Xogdd)

You have flying cows?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (lgiXo)

229 206 Dude is like, How many bikini shots of my gf can I work into this cat video.
Posted by: Gilded Age II


Yeah. A lot of YouTubes are like that.

Some pet video but you can tell it's just some lady showing of her house.

Or some dudebro with OMG look what my friend did to my brand new Ferrari!!!!ZOMG!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)

-----------------------------

I seem to recall a video of a woman showing a quick way to fold a shirt. So she takes her shirt off, and then... I don't know... folds it maybe. I wasn't really paying attention to the shirt at that point.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (CAJOC)

230

Trump ought to invite Dr. Simone Gold to the White House and have her bitch slap Miguelito Fauci

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (n0Lkw)

231 What depressing day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)

232 Mint Scope with a piece of pineapple. You're welcome.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy


The Brand Name stuff is bit pricey.

Posted by: Generic Store Brand Miklos at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

233 I only ever wear a 10x Beaver Stetson. No way I'm going to take a chance on a cow shitting on a 100x.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM


Personally (and I would remind you that bluebell herself has commented on the quality of my fashion tips), I think a 100x would be a stunning accoutrement for your welder's mask you wear while in town.

And if you'll implement Burger King's new bovine feeding protocol, your cow flop should be denser, and easier to, um, clean.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (DMUuz)

234 Well there was the respectful and delicate treatment of surrendered French black soldiers by the Wehrmacht in 1940. A heart-warming episode.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

235 Insom, you know who can spot a 100x Beaver Stetson?

The prostitutes that come to the big time horse auctions. They can spot the guy that is looking to buy the high seller from a mile away.

Buying the high seller is a big deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Xogdd)

236 The SEC is so cute thinking they will play this year. Delaying the schedule until late September just adds to the misery of fans - an...ti...ci...pa......tion

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (nFRLh)

237 219 If you are a civil war fan, you know about the Monitor and the Merrimack.
Anyway, the Monitor sank off Cape Hatteras while being towed south.
The sunken craft was raised and you can see it in Newport News VA, right now. A replica is also outdoors so you can climb around it.
The remains of 2 crewmen were recovered.
And a cat.
Posted by: attilla with suspenders at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

----------------------------

A well-fed cat.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (CAJOC)

238 Because the BLM founders are two Marxists and an admirer of Hugo Chavez, the department can explain about how Communists gain power through intimidation and eventually almost everyone is equally a prisoner.

Posted by: NaughtyPine



1. BLM are Marxists;

2. Marxists have murdered 150 million people in the last 100 years;

3. Germany specialized in Murder.

"Class, please discuss."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (BM2fS)

239 Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM

-
Well, they're clearly intellectual giants. Not.just anybody can fill a bottle with gasoline.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

240 232 What depressing day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)

Through yonder window breaks!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

241 Mint Scope with a piece of pineapple. You're welcome.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:42 PM (h2OUV)


Deployment liquor. Yum!

You are probably aware that it is possible to ferment MRE Koolaid in a canteen.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

242 "206 Dude is like, How many bikini shots of my gf can I work into this cat video.
Posted by: Gilded Age II

Yeah. A lot of YouTubes are like that.

Some pet video but you can tell it's just some lady showing of her house.

Or some dudebro with OMG look what my friend did to my brand new Ferrari!!!!ZOMG!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0) "

My favorite was the woman showing how to clean lint out of your ass crack.

Ok. Maybe that wasn't YouTube.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (h2OUV)

243 "What an incredible smell you've discovered."

Use that line all the time. Unfortunately.

Posted by: nip at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (cpS4u)

244 "You are probably aware that it is possible to ferment MRE Koolaid in a canteen.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)"

Never heard of such a thing. But I know a guy...

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (h2OUV)

245 You can tell a culture is accomplished when academic programs make the instruction mandatory and then have to try and figure out if there's anything to talk about.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (nkwL+)

246 237 Insom, you know who can spot a 100x Beaver Stetson?

The prostitutes that come to the big time horse auctions. They can spot the guy that is looking to buy the high seller from a mile away.

Buying the high seller is a big deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Xogdd)

Huh. Learn something new every day!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

247 One upon a time, there was a mostly-women's college in Pennsylvania that was called "Beaver College". It was renamed to "Arcadia University" in the early 2000s.
Posted by: gdgm+


A dorm (at least formerly for the Young Ladies) at Loyola University in New Orleans was called Biever Hall.

Posted by: Miklos from them there parts at one time at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

248 Willowed from below:

If you listen carefully to what Birx is describing, she's talking about what we call the "CONE OF SHAME" when our poor pets come home from the vets after surgery.

AND SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY!!!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (QU+qf)

249 No NFL season? Next you'll be telling me there won't be crashes of team airplanes, or suicides, and bankruptcies in the league, either. Bummer, man. I was looking forward to some good news, finally.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (OTzUX)

250 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM


Schwarze Leben Zählen!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

251 What depressing day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)

*pats couch*

Come sit by me. Unburden yourself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

252 Ben Had, would you be a dear and translate everything you just said?

ox? Beaver hats? Thank you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (gd9RK)

253 Posted by: attilla with suspenders at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
---
Both Monitor and Merrimack look too modern for the Civil War. Merrimack looks like an antique version of a Zumwalt class destroyer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)

254 Never heard of such a thing. But I know a guy...
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (h2OUV)


Now it can be told. When the 82d RRF deployed to Saudi Arabia for ODS there was something like 10% hospitalizations for alcohol withdrawal.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)

255 One upon a time, there was a mostly-women's college in Pennsylvania that was called "Beaver College". It was renamed to "Arcadia University" in the early 2000s.

Posted by: gdgm+



I graduated from Oregon State University. Mascot: The Beavers.

Heard very loudly at every football game and basketball game: "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR BEAVERS!!!!!"

Alcohol may have been involved.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)

256 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM


Compare and contrast BLM and Antifa with the SA, SS, and the KPD.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (d/5jB)

257 Merrimack looks like an antique version of a Zumwalt class destroyer.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)


Worked just about as well.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)

258 Stay Home. Stay Safe.


Dead is Safe.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (luzVb)

259
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM

hey, Jewells: the AoS dangle-trinket arrived today, thank you very much

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)

260 "What depressing day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY) "

Join the Army. It's a great stress reliever. You get to shoot at people and blow stuff up. Yeah, they do it back, but that's part of the kink.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM (h2OUV)

261 261
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM

hey, Jewells: the AoS dangle-trinket arrived today, thank you very much
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)

Huh huh. Dangle trinket. Huh huh huh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

262 256
Never heard of such a thing. But I know a guy...

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:45 PM (h2OUV)



Now it can be told. When the 82d RRF deployed to Saudi Arabia for
ODS there was something like 10% hospitalizations for alcohol
withdrawal.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)


The early 19th century navies and armies would have been crippled under such a rule.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM (lwCmt)

263
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

------

It's one of the German words I have a hard time describing in English. It's like "everything shifted to the same place." It's not shifting in the passive sense. It's active, like shifting gears in a gearbox, or shifting traincars in a switchyard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (Tm4zg)

264 Just got the latest dorm rules from U of Maryland. Move in date is 8/29. Everyone will have a single. Students can not have any visitors in their rooms until 9/12.

So they are going to have freshmen coming to campus and living on their own for the first time, away from family and friends - and they will be isolated from human contact for two weeks. This is fucking insanity.

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (O6DoG)

265 The lockdown "rules" in England become even more insane and byzantine: as of a couple hours ago, bizarre micromanaging impossible-to-keep-track-of rules were "imposed" by a government that is obviously just improvising crazy-ass shit on the fly:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-53602362

"Separate households have been banned from meeting each other indoors in Greater Manchester, East Lancashire and parts of West Yorkshire following a spike in coronavirus cases.

More details were published two hours after the initial announcement.

More than four million people in Greater Manchester, Blackburn with Darwen, Burnley, Hyndburn, Pendle, Rossendale, Bradford, Calderdale and Kirklees will be affected by the tightening of restrictions.

The new measures, which came into force at midnight, mean different households will not be allowed to meet in homes or private gardens, but individual households will still be able to go to pubs and restaurants together.

However, pubs, restaurants and some other facilities will be allowed to reopen in the city from Monday, as some of the stricter measures are lifted.

It acknowledged in its statement that the measures would "come as a blow" to Muslim communities preparing to celebrate Eid this weekend.

The latest announcement in detail:

People in Greater Manchester, Blackburn with Darwen, Burnley, Hyndburn, Pendle, Rossendale, Bradford, Calderdale, Kirklees and Leicester cannot mix with other households (apart from those in their support bubbles) in private homes or gardens

People in those areas can only go to pubs, restaurants and other hospitality venues with other members of their household

From Monday in Leicester, restaurants, cafes, bars and hairdressers can open but leisure centres, gyms and pools will remain closed

Cinemas and museums will also be able to open in Leicester from Monday and religious ceremonies will be able to take place

The borough of Oadby and Wigston on the outskirts of Leicester is taken out of local lockdown

Also, gyms and leisure centres will remain closed in Blackburn, but they will be able to reopen in Luton."

Did you get all that?

Question: If you're a Muslim family in Oadby and Wigston, can you go to a hairdresser with another family from Calderdale, just so long as they're in the same social bubble as the family we're in a social bubble with???

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (HEEq1)

266 Heard very loudly at every football game and basketball game: "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR BEAVERS!!!!!"

Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)


USC (South Carolina) v USC (Southern California) posters were "NO TROJANS CAN HOLD OUR COCKS!"

But that was back when there was football.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (ZfRYq)

267 Bander, cowboy hats are made out of beaver and they are graded by an x.

10x is a good quality Stetson running about $150 and holds up well.

A 100x is akin to a solid gold Mont Blanc pen.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (Xogdd)

268 I'm, in general, a cat person. (Neutral on dogs.) When you get the right cat, they're awesome.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (KAi1n)

269 Heard very loudly at every football game and basketball game: "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR BEAVERS!!!!!"

Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman


When the South Carolina Gamecocks played the Southern Cal footballers.....


NO TROJANS CAN HOLD OUR COCKS!!!

Posted by: Miklos, now for some watermelon, or so they tell me at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

270 A fringe, racist, criminal group gets to direct gigantic corporations with millions of employees, governments at various levels, civil organizations, sports leagues, everything, to kneel to their loathsome, insane hate and ideology.

Rassegleichschaltung seems like a decent fake krautish word for this.

Posted by: rhomboid



Sharkman's Dictionary of Political Terms

Black Lives Matter = Fascism

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (BM2fS)

271 When the South Carolina Gamecocks played the Southern Cal footballers.....


NO TROJANS CAN HOLD OUR COCKS!!!

Posted by: Miklos, now for some watermelon, or so they tell me



Opposing teams cheer squads:

"FLOG THE COCKS!!!!" (Or words to that effect).

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:51 PM (BM2fS)

272 Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet!

Josephus Daniels made the US Navy a dry one in 1914. He was vilified for decades in the officer ranks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

273 "Now it can be told. When the 82d RRF deployed to Saudi Arabia for ODS there was something like 10% hospitalizations for alcohol withdrawal.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)"

Never heard of such a thing. Well, maybe in Bahrain.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (h2OUV)

274 Just put on some Hitler speeches and you pretty much have the Left's platform- with less yelling.

Way to go Left, you are making Hitler look 'less' strident.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (cI3Q7)

275 Sharkman,

I was a Beaver gymnast. You should have heard the cheers from the stands!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (U2p+3)

276 Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)

_________


She's no Yoko ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)

277
Huh huh. Dangle trinket. Huh huh huh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:49 PM


that might be my new rap name

or a George Strait cover band: AltonJackdon & The Dangle Trinkets

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (DUIap)

278 260
Stay Home. Stay Safe.


Dead is Safe.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (luzVb)


So is prison....

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)

279 If the teachers can't figure out a way to teach in person, then it's time to fire them and get someone there that can teach. Or close down the school and give the money to the parents. People go out to work at grocery stores and delivery jobs every day. Schools would be better with fewer drama queens.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:37 PM (JKNZq)

I'm going back to the classroom. For parents who are afraid, online courses will be available through a company with which we already have a contract. Teachers will still answer questions about the subject matter for those students, but the assignments and grades will be done by that company.

Our superintendent, God bless him, thinks it's unrealistic to have us teach live courses and online courses. Plus we have a payfreeze until 2021 and will be taking paycuts after the state releases its funding figures.

Unfortunately, I have two advanced courses with no online equivalent, so I'm bracing for the mothers calling for special concessions (aka me teaching a Zoom class in the evening).

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 08:53 PM (/+bwe)

280 So they are going to have freshmen coming to campus and living on their own for the first time, away from family and friends - and they will be isolated from human contact for two weeks. This is fucking insanity.

Posted by: Short Shorts


Oddly, abortion/unwanted pregnancy statistics and alcohol-related injuries/illnesses will remain about the same as previous years.

Because not even the Black Death can keep people from fuckin' and drinkin'.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:53 PM (BM2fS)

281 No one white will do the anthem at the SB again.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 08:54 PM (uEbPt)

282 Now it can be told. When the 82d RRF deployed to Saudi Arabia for ODS there was something like 10% hospitalizations for alcohol withdrawal.
Posted by: blaster

Did you by any chance run into ssg schroder, who became the forcecom csm? He was in the nike hercules class behind mine way back when.

It was cool seeing him again in ods. We recognized each other damned near immediately since his room in the barracks was across the hall from mine.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:54 PM (VcFUs)

283 I'm starting to feel anxious about KTY going back to college in a few weeks, just because it's a 5 hour drive

Posted by: vmom 2020 (on twitter as @vm20201 at July 30, 2020 08:54 PM (TOyHQ)

284 Bander, I saw "Captains Courageous" for the first time this evening. Every time Spencer Tracy's Portuguese fisherman said "feesh" I thought of you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

285 I was a Beaver gymnast. You should have heard the cheers from the stands!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 08:52 PM (U2p+3)


There are RULES.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)

286 Thanks Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:55 PM (dUJdY)

287

I graduated from Oregon State University. Mascot: The Beavers.

Heard very loudly at every football game and basketball game: "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR BEAVERS!!!!!"

Alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)


At UW, living in a frat, we learned our own version of the Beaver fight song. I was told it was from the 60's.
Mostly, we would be well into the keg before this song showed up.

OSU, our hats are off to you!
Beavers, bastard, sons of bitches, too!
Weee'll smoke your cigarettes,
Weee'll fuck your majorettes,
OSU, fuck you. FUCK YOU!


Supposedly I have matured since then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

288 any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)
===
Save it for the end of the semester. Give them a multiple choice and in-class sight reading test in German on BLM. Write the test now, so you can be sure every word and every grammatical form on the test has been previously assigned during the term.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (BRkq2)

289 Simone Gold, MD on Tucker.

Somebody tell Dr. Cat Ass.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (luzVb)

290 When exactly did beaver become a euphemism for LadyBits?

Posted by: AlaBAMA



The first time someone in North America saw a lady nekkid.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (BM2fS)

291 Thanks Ben Had. I own two Stetsons, neither of them cowboys (a summer and a winter fedora), and they don't have x's on them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (gd9RK)

292 Simone Gold hired Lin Wood.


Damn what a big smile!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 08:56 PM (luzVb)

293 Online teaching seems to be a disaster for kids that aren't motivated (and have unmotivated parents). Under 18, there's almost a no chance of getting Wuflu and they don't seem to be carriers. I know there are going to be parents that are hysterical, but it's so unhealthy to keep the kids locked up in the house.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)

294 I'm in a weird place. I'm ready to go back to normal, but on the other hand I like not having to deal with any people. I live in Cali after all.

Posted by: InCali at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (9AFWN)

295 AltonJackson, where can I send money for my CD?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (Xogdd)

296 296 I'm in a weird place. I'm ready to go back to normal, but on the other hand I like not having to deal with any people. I live in Cali after all.
Posted by: InCali at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (9AFWN)

With a few exceptions, I'm not quite sure they qualify as people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

297 295 Online teaching seems to be a disaster for kids that aren't motivated (and have unmotivated parents). Under 18, there's almost a no chance of getting Wuflu and they don't seem to be carriers. I know there are going to be parents that are hysterical, but it's so unhealthy to keep the kids locked up in the house.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)


Hey if we are going to ruin this country we can't do it half-assed.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (ZfRYq)

298 Rescue Beaver Loves Building Dams



Won't anyone rescue my beaver?

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1)



*blink*



Not touching that nic link with a 1500 yard pole.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)

You should have. Its awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (9Om/r)

299 davidt: Their covid protocols are gonna shut it down."

Yep. And they just need to lose a few key players. Let's say the QB and the backup were working out. One tests positive. Oops. So, football with a wide receiver or worse at QB. Won't that be interesting. Same with RBs. Or a couple key lineman.

Might as well forfeit 'cause the game will have been decided before anyone takes the field.

And what's with the agreement that a player can just say, "Hey, guys, I'm out this year. You know, family safety. Later." And the owners said, "Sure. Here's some money. See you when you're ready."

The NFL has become expert at suicide. And I care less and less each day.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (HhXSr)

300 Question: If you're a Muslim family in Oadby and
Wigston, can you go to a hairdresser with another family from
Calderdale, just so long as they're in the same social bubble as the
family we're in a social bubble with???

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (HEEq1)

Only on Thursday with an odd-numbered day, provided all wear two left boots on both feet while humming The Macarena. Anglicans are permitted on Tuesday mornings and Wednesday afternoons if they ear bowler hats, sport a walrus mustache and skip while singing It's A Long Way to Tipperary. Catholics have Mondays whilst wearing high button shoes and smacking each other in the head with boards while chanting a Te Deum. Jews are to remain in their basements, if they do not have a basement they are permitted to pretend the front parlor is a basement until September, after which they better get a basement.
(This is sarcasm/joke for the permanently dull, so they can laugh at the same time as others.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (lwCmt)

301 And blaster, if you were in Riyahd, my patriot battery gave you the nightly fireworks. And no. No scuds landed on the runway which was what our defense design was set up to protect.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (VcFUs)

302 266
Just got the latest dorm rules from U of Maryland. Move in date is 8/29.
Everyone will have a single. Students can not have any visitors in
their rooms until 9/12.



So they are going to have freshmen coming to campus and living on
their own for the first time, away from family and friends - and they
will be isolated from human contact for two weeks. This is fucking
insanity.





Posted by: Short Shorts at July 30, 2020 08:50 PM (O6DoG)


__________


What could go wrong?

Had a double blowout (car tires on one side, not what you're thinking!) this morning. You can't talk to a human anymore -- you have to use their voice automation system, and there was no way to indicate that I needed a flatbed.
Anyway, the system said they won't allow you to ride with the tow driver now because of the CCP Virus, so I had to have my poor wife come rescue me.
The tow guy gets there and he's like us -- rolls his eyes when I tell him that and said he would have been happy to let me ride along. [He then had to put the good front tire on the bad rear so his rig could tow my car -- and I gave him a nice tip.]

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (WqPYg)

303 Come sit by me. Unburden yourself.

Okay if you insist. Rained all day yesterday, rained most of the morning. Caught a break in the weather so went to the range to try out my new toy.. it didn't go well at first. I have a lot to learn about this gun. Just need to practice more. So spent close to $50 to find out I'm not all that and a bag of chips.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (dUJdY)

304 *
Had a double blowout (car tires on one side, not what you're
thinking!) this morning. You can't talk to a human anymore -- you have
to use their voice automation system*

Should have indicated: AAA.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 09:00 PM (WqPYg)

305
OK, the March Through The Institutions was an idea truly devised by Antonio Gramsci. But it wasn't until Rudi Dutschke coined the phrase, and Marcuse popularized it through the Frankfurt School that it was seized upon in Central/Western Europe and transmitted to American Marxists. Fast forward, and now we have BLM administering autonomous zones in Seattle.

German 101.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Tm4zg)

306 First, every one of those videos are adorable.


Second, I hope you all are well.


Third, I'm asking for the Horde to send prayers for my dad, who is having sinus surgery next Wednesday. Prayers for a good surgery, fast recovery and a positive result.


<3 to all of you.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at July 30, 2020 09:01 PM (ssqLp)

307 From the Bee:

Teachers Refusing To Go Back In The Fall Launch 'Every Child Left Behind' Movement

https://bit.ly/2Dhjbmi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

308 Oh.. and the place I volunteer at had to put down one of the dogs tonight. RIP Gotti

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (dUJdY)

309 You should have. Its awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2020 08:58 PM (9Om/r)

I guess it is for heterosexual males and lesbians, Being neither, I think some chick making face masks into a bra and g-string while wearing a mask-and taking selfies is more than a bit off. Yes, she's attractive so Aetius, you don't have to be worried.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (oDRcK)

310 What this past 6 months has taught me is that not only could the holocaust happen in the US, but they could be loading deplorables into boxcars within a month of Bidens inauguration, and your neighbors would happily drive you to the train station.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Nah. We have all the guns. The Germans didn't pick people off one by one. They went into completely unarmed neighborhoods and towns and swept everyone up at one time.

No way that ever happens here, to any group, at least not until the 2A is eliminated, which also will never happen.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (BM2fS)

311 I used AAA two weeks ago. Granted, they could tow my truck from the back. I talked to a real person. she asked if I needed a mask. I told her I had one but couldn't wear one for medical reasons. I rode up front with the driver and he told me I didn't need the mask.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (JKNZq)

312 303 And blaster, if you were in Riyahd, my patriot battery gave you the nightly fireworks. And no. No scuds landed on the runway which was what our defense design was set up to protect.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (VcFUs)


I managed to miss the big Sandbox thing. I was busy protecting the Italian Alps. From the chicks at the nude beaches in Tirrenia.

Had buddies send me pix of the fireworks though.

Had another friend who was a nurse at Wiesbaden and they got all the 82d troopers in there with the DTs.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

313
AltonJackson, where can I send money for my CD?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:57 PM


I din't think of that, kinda figured there wouldn't be much demand for a trio of ukuleles & a harmonica doing "instrumental" covers of George Strait...you still have an 8-track player? We could work something out

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (DUIap)

314 Merrimack looks like an antique version of a Zumwalt class destroyer.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)

Worked just about as well.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
-----
USS Merrimack was set ablaze when the Feds abandoned Norfolk as they had no way to get her out. She burned to the waterline and sank. The Cornfeds recovered her and rebuilt her as CSS Virginia. She handled like a pig due to a) the immersion of her engines in salt water and b) the immense topside weight of the armor plating. Plus, she had a very deep draft.

So, yeah, kinda like a Zumwalt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UAMe5)

315 Okay if you insist. Rained all day yesterday, rained most of the morning. Caught a break in the weather so went to the range to try out my new toy.. it didn't go well at first. I have a lot to learn about this gun. Just need to practice more. So spent close to $50 to find out I'm not all that and a bag of chips.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (dUJdY)

Just remember, a bad day at the range is better than a good day of just about anything else. On the upside, you learned you need more practice. I assume this given you motivation to get more practice. These are good things. What kind of gun do you have? And what difficulties were you having?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

316 299 295 Online teaching seems to be a disaster for kids that aren't motivated

When they meet in person, they can't learn, they say, unless everything is available online. When they meet online they can't learn unless it's in person.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (BRkq2)

317 Jewells45

My invitation is still open, but I have less time now. School starts in August

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

318 DangerGirl, prayers for all of you. Love Ya, Dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (Xogdd)

319 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at July 30, 2020 09:01 PM (ssqLp)

Will pray for your dad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)

320 Hi Eris!

I've never seen Captains Courageous. How did you like it?

For classic movies, yesterday I watched And Got Created Woman. The premise was that a young Brigitte Bardot could make all the men of southern France lose their minds and make horrible life choices.

It was quite plausible.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (gd9RK)

321 First glimpse of the rescue beaver, thought it was the flute player from Jethro Tull.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:03 PM (hQfs0)

322 307


OK, the March Through The Institutions was an idea truly devised by
Antonio Gramsci. But it wasn't until Rudi Dutschke coined the phrase,
and Marcuse popularized it through the Frankfurt School that it was
seized upon in Central/Western Europe and transmitted to American
Marxists. Fast forward, and now we have BLM administering autonomous
zones in Seattle.



German 101.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Tm4zg)

The whole problem with the march is when those you are leading refuse to stop marching.

"Stop! I am your creator!"

"ARRGH!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:04 PM (lwCmt)

323 I was out most of the day, so I'm just hearing bits of Obama's "eulogy" now. What an absolute disgrace that man is.

Also, a question: were any white people allowed at the service? I didn't see any. It doesn't really bother me, but just imagine...

Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:04 PM (sGotD)

324 Los Gatos Surfantes

Posted by: Names for post-Miklos surf punk bands at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

325
If we have universal mail-in voting, can we also have universal Kate Upton banging?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (sy5kK)

326 Proof that a former President is interfering with the administration of a current President.


https://tinyurl.com/y2qdtesw

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (luzVb)

327 Woke up hoping for RBG news and instead got a heavy dose of leftist bullshit all day. Have to get em tomorrow I guess.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (67sg6)

328 Jewells, the Horde is going to have you at marksman status in 3 days in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:06 PM (Xogdd)

329 IrishEi

Realistically, it is hard for a minority, many of whom lack advanced skills (Due to deliberate Dem Party policies) to exclude a majority.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

330 Was Odumbo really yelling today? That is so bizarre and tone deaf, I can't imagine what sick world these vile bastards inhabit.

I mean can they make what they're doing any more obvious...?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 09:07 PM (ddH3T)

331 Seriously, beaver tail makes for great waterproof boots.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2020 09:07 PM (an7Mv)

332 LeftCoast Dawg

I will not respect anyone after the number 6.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

333 Prayers going up, DangerGirl!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (sGotD)

334 Also, a question: were any white people allowed at the service?

Aren't there going to be a week of burial services for the legend? Perhaps the services are segregated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (oDRcK)

335 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"

-

Translate modern rap songs for a week. Find the top 25 at the moment and let the kids choose five songs to translate per day.

Expose them to culture.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (nkwL+)

336 @327...it should be a contest: one pitch from Verlander. Hit it in fair territory, you can bang his wife. (No bunting!)

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (ja/kn)

337 The prostitutes that come to the big time horse auctions. They can spot the guy that is looking to buy the high seller from a mile away.

Buying the high seller is a big deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Xogdd)


IDK why I am cracking up at this, Ben Had, but thanks for the laugh. I needed it. The Gaslighting is getting to me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

338 Go find: Primus Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.

Posted by: klaftern



Gladly. One of the weirdest/best music videos there is:

https://tinyurl.com/Primus-WBBB

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (BM2fS)

339 What kind of gun do you have? And what difficulties were you having?

M&P 380 Shield EZ. The grip safety was tough for me. I just wasn't gripping it hard enough, I was nervous. A few times shell casing got stuck instead of popping out and I freaked out. I was having a hard time loading the magazine.. etc.. on and on. lol.. I just just need more time with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

340 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (m/Bi8)

341 My future motto, at the rate the world is devolving, will be Without Warning or Remorse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2020 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

342 NaCly.. I know dear and I appreciate it. I will send you an email.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

343 Frankly, I have no idea why the national anthem is played at sporting events. There's no reason. Stop playing it and take away the fake outrage.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2020 09:09 PM (KAi1n)

344 > There's a beaver family in the middle of a "lake" (ex-gravel pit) in the middle of a dog park here.

The ones in University Lake? They've been there for many years, long before it was a dog park.

Some Russian dude was killed by a beaver a few years ago.

The damned thing got its teeth into his femoral artery, and if that gets severed you'd better damned well already be on the operating table or you ain't gonna make it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:10 PM (unn44)

345 Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM (gd9RK)


Oh, oh, right here, *raises hand, jumps up and down.

Ok, so BLM is... literally like Hitler. Or as we say in deutch : Buchstäblich wie Arschloch.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

346 "The Wall of (Communist) Moms" in Portland just had its Robespierre Moment.

It's been declared "racist" and has been "canceled" by the Antifa/BLM types.

God, I love it when they start eating each other.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:10 PM (unn44)

347 BLM macht frei?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (m/Bi8)

348 232 What depressing day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dUJdY)

Today is almost over (thank dog), but I agree.

Tomorrow will be better!

Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (A5T33)

349 Ben Had.. I actually did good as far as hitting the target, believe it or not. Once I settled down I was fine. I just felt stupid. Ugh. I don't like that the casing got stuck twice. That sucker usually flies out of there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

350 Cleanup in aisle 348!

Posted by: Toni at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (RdRuc)

351 Aren't there going to be a week of burial services for the legend? Perhaps the services are segregated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Posted by: Eugene "Bull" Connor (D-DNC) at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

352 Also, a question: were any white people allowed at the service? I didn't see any. It doesn't really bother me, but just imagine...
====

They had to sit in the back.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (iydjf)

353 When they meet in person, they can't learn, they say, unless everything is available online. When they meet online they can't learn unless it's in person.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM

Exactly.

And then there are the ones who are signed up for online classes, fall behind, and show up to live classes in the last two weeks of the semester. Bonus if they arrive from another district.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (/+bwe)

354 LCD, pissed off a lot of whores the day we bought the high seller.

Price of horses went up, prices of whores went down!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (Xogdd)

355 #348 is spam, yet it so fits in with this place...

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (lwCmt)

356
Spam is made of Penis!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (EGyGV)

357 Holy Moses.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (AiZBA)

358 [iM&P 380 Shield EZ. The grip safety was tough for me. I just wasn't gripping it hard enough, I was nervous. A few times shell casing got stuck instead of popping out and I freaked out. I was having a hard time loading the magazine.. etc.. on and on. lol.. I just just need more time with it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

Getcha a speedloader.

Maglula or Uplula

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (ZfRYq)

359 And...the original #348 is gone.


Too soon, too soon...

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (lwCmt)

360 But its no lace wig machines for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (m/Bi8)

361 Posted by: Praying Medic at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (hVUUi)

Why don't you stop using the handle of the guy who has a blog on Christian healing; He doesn't hate Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (oDRcK)

362 Cleanup in aisle 348!
Posted by: Toni


Yes.

No Modalities.

I shall not to trust such charlatan.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 30, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

363
Tomorrow will be better!
Posted by: browndog

=======

I feel like Trump went out and earned massive economic advantages for this country and then he let a bunch of thugs take it from him like lunch money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)

364 Ugg boots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (gd9RK)

365 316 Merrimack looks like an antique version of a Zumwalt class destroyer.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)

Worked just about as well.
Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
-----
USS Merrimack was set ablaze when the Feds abandoned Norfolk as they had no way to get her out. She burned to the waterline and sank. The Cornfeds recovered her and rebuilt her as CSS Virginia. She handled like a pig due to a) the immersion of her engines in salt water and b) the immense topside weight of the armor plating. Plus, she had a very deep draft.

So, yeah, kinda like a Zumwalt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UAMe5)

At the Mariner's Museum in Hampton Roads, VA, they have a life size replica of the Monitor, and a half of a Virginia replica that one can walk around in.

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

366 were any white people allowed at the service?

Well Pelosi was there does she actually count though. I think she's more of an alien.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

367 > any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"

Just stand up and yell "Es ist Zeit für Reich.!" over and over again, and make the students respond with "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (unn44)

368 Bill Clinton was at the service. Oddly, his loving wife was not by his side.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (gd9RK)

369 Jewells, breathing will slow everything down. Tense is lack of breathing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (Xogdd)

370 Pelosi is more Botox and silicone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (m/Bi8)

371 367
Ugg boots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (gd9RK)

Ugg club! Ugg hits! Ugg angry about mammoth steaks! Too dry!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (lwCmt)

372 Draw parallels to the SA, perhaps?

I like this a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (2nFxy)

373
At the Mariner's Museum in Hampton Roads, VA, they have a life size replica of the Monitor, and a half of a Virginia replica that one can walk around in.
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)
-------
Neat! The only time I was there was in 1962, they had the cool diorama, but no life size replicas. Guess I'll have to go back.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:15 PM (UAMe5)

374
Ben Had.. I actually did good as far as hitting the target, believe it or not. Once I settled down I was fine. I just felt stupid. Ugh. I don't like that the casing got stuck twice. That sucker usually flies out of there.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)






Since you had the problem getting used to the grip safety, a loose grip MIGHT also cause the stovepipe jams. Just something to keep in mind as a possibility.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (EGyGV)

375 Aetius451AD

Zombie's nic pic makes me sad that I am too old for her mother.

Posted by: An Observation at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (zWvKd)

376 Bander, I think you would love "Captains Courageous". A young rich snot falls overboard and is rescued by a fisherman and brought on board. He has to work, lest he be a mere passenger and thus a Jonah. He becomes a much better boy in the process. They fish the Grand Banks.

Lots of hot schooner action!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

377 JB just flew over my house!

Posted by: Maskhole at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (/e/sq)

378 If we have universal mail-in voting, can we also have universal Kate Upton banging?

Hey, now! She's my mandatory face-covering.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (2nFxy)

379 OSU, our hats are off to you!
Beavers, bastard, sons of bitches, too!
Weee'll smoke your cigarettes,
Weee'll fuck your majorettes,
OSU, fuck you. FUCK YOU!


Supposedly I have matured since then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



I went to Jr. High and High School in Eugene, so of course at that time I was a Duck fan (shudder).

Our version of that anti-Beaver song which we sang at track meets in Corvallis was:

OSU, our hats are off to you!
Beaver bastards, sons of bitches, too!
Beat off with the band,
Beat off with either hand,
OSU, fuck you. FUCK YOU!

I have not significantly matured since 1980.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (BM2fS)

380 "Right now, that would mean 13 of the Trump task force's 21 red-zone states returning to lockdown: Florida (with a staggering 48.1 new daily cases per 100,000 people), Louisiana (46.2), Mississippi (43.5), Alabama (39.1), Arizona (36.6), Tennessee (34.1), Georgia (33., Nevada (33.0), South Carolina (30.1), Texas (27.9), Idaho (27.5), Arkansas (26.4) and Oklahoma (25.6)." m

as Sam Kinison used to say, IT NEVER ENDS!!!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)

Lemmesee. 48.1 per 100,000 is less than .05%. Per day (at that moment). And presumably "cases" means positive tests reported, not necessarily verified, and not necessarily any illness resulting therefrom.

Sounds really scary to me. Not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (hQfs0)

381 Hillary may be at one of the other five services.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (oDRcK)

382 Nurse, I remember you went to OSU. I was there 1981 - 1985.

Never made it to any gymnastics meets, as I was an idiot back then.

Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (BM2fS)

383 Just something to keep in mind as a possibility.

I will remember that. Thanks!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (dUJdY)

384 I see quite a bit on unmasking going on.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (zr5Kq)

385 I have not significantly matured since 1980.
Posted by: Sharkman


Tradition has Its Place.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

386 At the Mariner's Museum in Hampton Roads, VA, they
have a life size replica of the Monitor, and a half of a Virginia
replica that one can walk around in.

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

First iron hulled warship in the USN was USS Michigan (later USS Wolverine). A unique vessel.

https://tinyurl.com/y5qkwz47

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (lwCmt)

387 Well Pelosi was there does she actually count though. I think she's more of an alien.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
~~~~~

Hahaha.

Hey Jewells, you can probably answer this. My DIL just opened a shop on Etsy and she sold something the first day. But she couldn't print a shipping label even two days after the sale. I tried to help her but got nowhere. Is this because it was her first sale or is it just a glitch?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (sGotD)

388 I know Ben.. once I settled down and relaxed I did better. Just the first 1/2 hour was pretty rough.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (dUJdY)

389 Lots of hot schooner action!


That does sound great.

And I failed to distract the Horde with young Brigitte Bardot. I sense a disturbance in the force.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (gd9RK)

390 Soylent Pink (R)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (an7Mv)

391 Bander, I think you would love "Captains Courageous". A young rich snot falls overboard and is rescued by a fisherman and brought on board. He has to work, lest he be a mere passenger and thus a Jonah. He becomes a much better boy in the process. They fish the Grand Banks.

Lots of hot schooner action!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
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One of my favorite bits is when Rich Young Snot tries to order the crew around like they're his servants and the crusty old captain (Lionel Barrymore?) simply leans over and clouts him right on the ear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (UAMe5)

392 > "The Wall of (Communist) Moms" in Portland just had its Robespierre Moment.

For your evening entertainment:

https://tinyurl.com/mommie-commie

Caution: contains hazardous levels of Marxist cant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (unn44)

393 I feel like Trump went out and earned massive economic advantages for this country and then he let a bunch of thugs take it from him like lunch money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)

I understand the anger.

I don't think the final chapter of this book has been written yet.

It is not in Trump's character to let himself be taken advantage of.

I am of the opinion that he will have the upper hand when all is said and done.

One thing for sure, we'll know in around 100 days.

Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (A5T33)

394 Is this because it was her first sale or is it just a glitch?

No that should have nothing to do with it. I'm assuming she opted for Esty to print out the shipping label. I never did that, I just did it myself so I'm afraid I can't help much there. Tell her to get on the forums and ask. They are very helpful.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

395 And I failed to distract the Horde with young Brigitte Bardot. I sense a disturbance in the force.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


50 Million Morons can't be wrong!


(well, that might be within the realm of the possible)

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

396 One of my favorite bits is when Rich Young Snot tries to order the crew around like they're his servants and the crusty old captain (Lionel Barrymore?) simply leans over and clouts him right on the ear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (UAMe5)
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Mine too! My first thought was "Can't do that anymore."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

397
PM7A8






Eat shit, commie cocksucker

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (EGyGV)

398 394
The death of Herman Cain from Coronavirus that he caught at Trump's Tulsa rally is just pure schadenfreude.
LMFAO.


Posted by: President Death at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (PM7A
Fuck that's nasty

Posted by: Give us liberty at July 30, 2020 09:21 PM (co59W)

399 Right now, that would mean 13 of the Trump task force's 21 red-zone states returning to lockdown:

The important thing is that we mandate social distancing, economic shutdown, and masks even though there has been no testing that shows these are effective against a freaking death virus. (indeed, there is only data showing they're harmful)

HCQ or CQ, however, which have been used safely for decades, are right out. Too dangerous.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2020 09:21 PM (UMXod)

400 IrishEi.. and I'm assuming you meant the actual shipping label. If it's the packing list, that's different and I can help with that. That should be easy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

401 Ilhan Omar Introduces Resolution Condemning Racism, White Men, And The Jews https://t.co/QPfO7dBxms

Posted by: Maskhole at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (/e/sq)

402 > OSU, our hats are off to you!

Ann Arbor was a whore.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (unn44)

403 Some weird and nasty trolls about.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (sd8p8)

404 Please don't quote the trolls. Thanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (6WCwE)

405 For your evening entertainment:

https://tinyurl.com/mommie-commie

Caution: contains hazardous levels of Marxist cant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


501(c)3 status normally takes months, at least.

Posted by: Miklo, out-pointer at July 30, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

406 No more, please, I'm full.

Posted by: The Troll's Jerk Sock at July 30, 2020 09:23 PM (l3+k2)

407 394:

The Mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine.

What a vile person you are.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:23 PM (unn44)

408 Mine too! My first thought was "Can't do that anymore."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I was a kid at the time I saw it and my thought was, "Saw *that* coming."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:23 PM (UAMe5)

409 Sharkman,
My frosh year was 1984. We were 4th at Nationals!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3)

410 Lemmesee. 48.1 per 100,000 is less than .05%. Per day (at that moment). And presumably "cases" means positive tests reported, not necessarily verified, and not necessarily any illness resulting therefrom.

Sounds really scary to me. Not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:17 PM (hQfs0)


But every "case' you are supposed to assume is in ICU!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

411 Jewells, I have a dilemma. I want to do another Rosary but I can't find the piece of amber I would like to use. I will keep searching.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (Xogdd)

412 Herman Cain was 74. Pretty much the age range that Peking Pox is a problem. RIP Herman, but it is asinine to claim your death is somehow the fault of our president or anyone else.

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:24 PM (3vIkC)

413 397
I feel like Trump went out and earned massive economic advantages for
this country and then he let a bunch of thugs take it from him like
lunch money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)



I understand the anger.



I don't think the final chapter of this book has been written yet.



It is not in Trump's character to let himself be taken advantage of.



I am of the opinion that he will have the upper hand when all is said and done.



One thing for sure, we'll know in around 100 days.

Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:19 PM (A5T33)

In theater you have five acts. We are in the act where everything looks like it is going sideways and then straight down.

Stick around, it'll get fun. (And Trump is a theater guy.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (lwCmt)

414 I read somewhere that Cain had a serious underlying issue that made him vulnerable to the virus.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (sd8p8)

415 > 501(c)3 status normally takes months, at least.

I find it really amusing that the first thing that comes into these people's heads is getting set up to move them some merch.

Like the "Riot Ribs" people who got their food tent jacked by freelance redistributionists and were then whining about it on Twatter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (unn44)

416 419
I read somewhere that Cain had a serious underlying issue that made him vulnerable to the virus.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (sd8p


And that describes the vast majority of the Pox' "victims"....

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (3vIkC)

417 Because you're a Trump hating Troll, hVUUi and he's not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (oDRcK)

418 >>> I'm assuming she opted for Esty to print out the shipping label.
~~~~~

Yep, that's what she was trying to do. Apparently it was a fair amount cheaper ($2.75 vs. $3.95 at USPS).

Posted by: IrishEi at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (sGotD)

419 As someone mentioned on another thread, Cain had stage 4 colon cancer that had spread to other organs. He was given 3 months to live, 8 months ago.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:26 PM (JKNZq)

420

I read somewhere that Cain had a serious underlying issue that made him vulnerable to the virus.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:25 PM (sd8p

Din't he have cancer ?

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)

421 > Herman Cain was 74. Pretty much the age range that Peking Pox is a problem.

He'd also survived Stage 4 cancer.

Sadly, I've known enough people in that position to know that even if you survive, you don't really get "better". You just don't die for a while. The chemo pretty much fucks you up permanently.

Likely it kills off any remaining stem cells you might have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (unn44)

422 Cain died of colon cancer, complicated by covid.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (l3+k2)

423 If RBG died with Wuflu, would people actually claim it killed her?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (JKNZq)

424 Ok, that is what I thought. he died of cancer. RIP.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)

425 Herman Cain was 74. Pretty much the age range that Peking Pox is a problem. RIP Herman, but it is asinine to claim your death is somehow the fault of our president or anyone else.
Posted by: Mookie

Fauci is 74


Don't seem fair

Posted by: Miklos, time for prayer probably at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

426 357 LCD, pissed off a lot of whores the day we bought the high seller.

Price of horses went up, prices of whores went down!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:12 PM (Xogdd)


I'm dying here!
Hahaha!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

427 Always at your service Ben Had! May you find success in your quest!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

428 If RBG died with Wuflu, would people actually claim it killed her?
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (JKNZq)
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She'd probably kill the WuFlu.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (UAMe5)

429 Cain was a very likable man.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

430 If RBG died with Wuflu, would people actually claim it killed her?
Posted by: notsothoreau

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If they could overlook the stake through her 'heart', yes.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (6WCwE)

431 Sharkman,
My frosh year was 1984. We were 4th at Nationals!

Posted by: Nurse ratched


That's outstanding, and I congratulate you 36 years late!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (BM2fS)

432 I read somewhere that Cain had a serious underlying issue that made him vulnerable to the virus.


Is stage IV colon cancer serious?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (gd9RK)

433 RBG will live to see Trump win second time. Good for her.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

434 > Cain was a very likable man.

Yeah, he was.

He also did more for the black community than all the BLM thugs and Jesse Jacksons in history.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (unn44)

435 RBG had another in hospital treatment. I'm beginning to think she is a cyborg.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (sd8p8)

436 IrishEi.. yes much cheaper and I should have done it a long time ago.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

437 So I went for a walk this evening and some lady sees me approaching on same side of the road. without mask. She stops dead in her tracks, waits to see if I am going to yield, which I didn't and she does a 25 foot radius half circle to other side of the road to avoid me. Later I get behind some other lady who keeps looking back to make sure, I suppose, I was maintaining distance. Because 50 feet is not enough, those corona are great jumpers.

Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)

438 In theater you have five acts. We are in the act where everything looks like it is going sideways and then straight down.

Stick around, it'll get fun. (And Trump is a theater guy.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH


I believe a gun was shown in the first act.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling somebody at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

439 I'm reading this as Cain went back to the hospital for cancer related issues and contracted covid there?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (Xogdd)

440 Trump should have called in an airstrike on that fake funeral today.


Oh well.


Fingers crossed the CV touched all of them.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (EiNjl)

441 "President Death" is just Hillary Clinton trolling.

She didn't make it to Lewis's funeral today because she was:

1. Spending the 140 million dollars the Russian companies involved in the Skolkovo project gave her while she was Secretary of State; and,

2. Drinking her daily bottle of Stoli.

"President Death" is too fucking stupid to realize we know how evil she is.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (BM2fS)

442 Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

And I would be willing to put down money-if I had some-that Herman Cain-was more loved and appreciated than the leftist troll is or ever will be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (oDRcK)

443 > RBG had another in hospital treatment.

A "non-surgical" treatment, according to all the MSM stories.

Exactly how you replace a stent in someone's bile duct without surgery was not specified.

Not a doctor. Don't play one on the net. Nonetheless I'm pretty sure your bile duct is on the inside of your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (unn44)

444 And I would be willing to put down money-if I had
some-that Herman Cain-was more loved and appreciated than the leftist
troll is or ever will be.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (oDRcK)

Setting the bar somewhere in the Mariana Trench

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (ddH3T)

445
In theater you have five acts. We are in the act where everything looks like it is going sideways and then straight down.

Stick around, it'll get fun. (And Trump is a theater guy.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies

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Yaa well in Act IV of King Lear everything was falling apart and heading downhill, and then in Act V -- gravity won.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (G51Gf)

446 "Fingers crossed the CV touched all of them.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This"

It is already know (by #Science) the virus does not affect you if you are engaged in a protest on the right side of history, which this funeral was no doubt.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:32 PM (sGobE)

447 Is stage IV colon cancer serious?

Posted by: Bandersnatch


It is, but he beat that in 2006. He was 74, probably had high blood pressure and perhaps pre-diabetes if not full-blown diabetes.

The first news article I could find about him being in the hospital with The Rona was back on 7/2/2020 and he was described as alert and doing fine, so it doesn't seem to me that the full story is being told. Wasn't just Covid.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:33 PM (BM2fS)

448
And I would be willing to put down money...

==

Hey you guys ! Fen is a gambler !

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

449 426 > Herman Cain was 74. Pretty much the age range that Peking Pox is a problem.

He'd also survived Stage 4 cancer.

Sadly, I've known enough people in that position to know that even if you survive, you don't really get "better". You just don't die for a while. The chemo pretty much fucks you up permanently.

Likely it kills off any remaining stem cells you might have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:27 PM (unn44)


This.

Exactly this.

I read today Cain was told he had a 30% chance of survival in 2006 when they found Stage 4 colon cancer.

He was unfortunately in the really bad zone for Covid. Over 70, (over 80 is worse), and a significant poor health condition.

But I actually find more fault with Progda, which has actively generated false information to scare people, and also hides accurate and relevant information for viewers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (sy5kK)

450 Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)

you really should have worn pants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (V2Yro)

451 > Blaming it in 2020 and ignoring the COVID is just inane.

Not as inane as blaming it on the "Trump rally".

1) Go to: https://tinyurl.com/wu-flu-deaths

2) Scroll down to Oklahoma.

See that massive spike in deaths?

No. You don't. Because it does not exist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (unn44)

452 Bander, I think you would love "Captains Courageous". A young rich snot falls overboard and is rescued by a fisherman and brought on board. He has to work, lest he be a mere passenger and thus a Jonah. He becomes a much better boy in the process. They fish the Grand Banks.

Lots of hot schooner action!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


That's a great book. First read that when I was about 8.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (BM2fS)

453 This is how covid numbers are "compiled". Asshoes.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)

454 Okay, going to do my job here. Approaching 500 comments and things slowing down. BOLO if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:35 PM (sd8p8)

455 Had another friend who was a nurse at Wiesbaden and they got all the 82d troopers in there with the DTs.

If it was anything like the early 70's the gold seal black hash and beer helped with that.

Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:35 PM (+ya+t)

456 >>>ace is summering in Southampton?<<<

Presently, the Southhampton beaver are as plentiful as Ewok breeding stock during rutting season.

Posted by: Fritz at July 30, 2020 09:36 PM (PBghA)

457 Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)

Can you take a walk in a rural area or park?. I occasionally meet people wearing masks while doing so but nobody has ever bothered me for not wearing one (because most of them aren't wearing them either), although one runner turned sideways to run while they went past me. It's good to take a walk and enjoy nature if you can do that. Go early if you can. You meet fewer people

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:36 PM (oDRcK)

458 RBG had another in hospital treatment. I'm beginning to think she is a cyborg.

*cough*upgrade*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (HaL55)

459 'It puts the beaver on it's head or.........'

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (XhWtx)

460 No charges for officer who shot Mike Brown's
. ST Louie gonna be wild tonite
https://1clickurls.com/H6mdFj3

Posted by: McCool at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (9X4u5)

461 Posted by: Enthusiastic Gloryhole Volunteer at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (PM7A

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FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (4lVEh)

462 That's a great book. First read that when I was about 8.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (BM2fS)

And it's the only Spencer Tracy movie I actually like, because he plays a friendly character unlike any he plays in any of the rest of his movies. Freddie Bartholomew is always enjoyable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

463 > Caution: contains hazardous levels of Marxist cant.

This literally hurts my brain: "PDX-based network of womxn and non-binary mother-identifying folx"


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:37 PM (unn44)

464 If RBG died with Wuflu, would people actually claim it killed her?

Posted by: notsothoreau




They would, but they would show a video of Gandalf fighting the Balrog on a bridge, with Gandalf portrayed as the Yellow Peril and RGB as the Balrog.

Defeated and falling, RGB reaches up with her whip and catches the Rona and pulls it down to its death*.




*Forget you ever saw The Two Towers.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (BM2fS)

465 449 >>



The Soros spending campaign for the 2020 US election is coming around the turn and coming down the stretch.

Read last week that Soros is spending another $52 million, or something like that. It was a frigging big number.


And trash like this one at 449 are the ones getting paid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

466 Ranting: I probably need a new thermostat. I am shopping online and I cannot find any photos of the back of any of the units. You know, the part with the connector that will, um, connect to my existing wiring. Seriously. How in hell am I supposed to know if I can hook this stupid thing into my house????

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (3vIkC)

467 Yaa well in Act IV of King Lear everything was falling apart and heading downhill, and then in Act V -- gravity won.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (G51Gf)

Tsk. Such a Gloomy Gertie. I realize the lot of you are clinically depressed on the best day, but could you please...oh, what's this, a note?


Fine, fine...Doom. We're all doomed. Have some more doom. Here, can I top off your cup of despair? Nothing will ever be good, all will fail. Would you like to see our menu? It has fresh misery as the special.


Thanks, and come back to the Dismal Diner, open 24 hours, for your sobbing and wailing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (lwCmt)

468 Sharon, Congrats on the new digs.


Stands behind Fen with a fistful of 20's-you gp for it Fen.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (Xogdd)

469 OK just watched Dr Bricks. Hol lee Futz. The face shield thing is a crock of shit. They really are trying to get everyone to knuckle under to their BS idea's. Don't forget to decorate your mask.

Next up butt plugs with ponytails. Jeebus what a bunch of clowns.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (QDMU5)

470

That beaver was munching on trim.

Crazy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (2rxN5)

471 I really think it was a bad idea for Obama to diss Trump because what he said was a lie and I don't think Trump liked Obama to begin with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (oDRcK)

472 Yaa well in Act IV of King Lear everything was falling apart and heading downhill, and then in Act V -- gravity won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (G51Gf)

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Gravity is the ideal deus ex machina. The poor writer's way out.

Posted by: Brave, Brave Sir Robin at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (wPVhA)

473 Posted by: President Death at July 30, 2020 09:18 PM (PM7A
Fuck that's nasty

Posted by: Give us liberty at July 30, 2020 09:21 PM (co59W)

Commie faggots will Commie faggot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (FGz5M)

474 472 Ranting: I probably need a new thermostat. I am shopping online and I cannot find any photos of the back of any of the units. You know, the part with the connector that will, um, connect to my existing wiring. Seriously. How in hell am I supposed to know if I can hook this stupid thing into my house????
Posted by: Mookie

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Mookie - find a likely unit and then look up the installation instructions from the manufacturer. They'll show the available terminals.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (6WCwE)

475 '.....it has to clean the shed.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (XhWtx)

476 442 So I went for a walk this evening and some lady sees me approaching on same side of the road. without mask. She stops dead in her tracks, waits to see if I am going to yield, which I didn't and she does a 25 foot radius half circle to other side of the road to avoid me. Later I get behind some other lady who keeps looking back to make sure, I suppose, I was maintaining distance. Because 50 feet is not enough, those corona are great jumpers.

Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)


Have fun with it. Quicken your pace. Give them a hundred feet of that, then stomp your feet a dozen times. After a bit, break out into a jog. Or a canter, even.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (8C7+r)

477 Eric Trump just tweeted a video from an NHL game.

All the players are standing. None kneeling.

Which, considering that a lot of them are actually Canadian is pretty good.


I predict more hockey watching in my future.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (unn44)

478 That beaver was munching on trim.

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That's meta, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (wPVhA)

479 This literally hurts my brain: "PDX-based network of womxn and non-binary mother-identifying folx"




That's my cue to skidoo. I only have two brain cells left and they're constantly arguing with each other anyway.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (HaL55)

480 M&P 380 Shield EZ. The grip safety was tough for me. I just wasn't gripping it hard enough, I was nervous. A few times shell casing got stuck instead of popping out and I freaked out. I was having a hard time loading the magazine.. etc.. on and on. lol.. I just just need more time with it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

I am sorry you were having a difficult time. Getting some group or one-on-one instruction might help you be less nervous and have a more productive time at the range. This is a brand new gun for you, right?

I have an M&P Shield as well, but it doesn't have a grip safety. Loading mags is a PITA, so I would suggest getting a Maglula or similar magazine-loading assist device. They are a real finger-saver.

Give it time and practice and see what happens. There is the possibility that this isn't the right handgun for you, but if it's new to you I wouldn't make that judgment right away.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

481 Fine, fine...Doom. We're all doomed. Have some more doom. Here, can I top off your cup of despair? Nothing will ever be good, all will fail. Would you like to see our menu? It has fresh misery as the special.

I have decided, my Great Hope in Life now is going to be to live long enough to see the next generation destroy everything this generation cares about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

482 Fine, fine...Doom. We're all doomed. Have some more doom. Here, can I top off your cup of despair? Nothing will ever be good, all will fail. Would you like to see our menu? It has fresh misery as the special.


Thanks, and come back to the Dismal Diner, open 24 hours, for your sobbing and wailing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:38 PM (lwCmt)

Monty, is that you?

Usually you posted the DOOM thread in the AM...

Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)

483 Ranting: I probably need a new thermostat. I am shopping online and I cannot find any photos of the back of any of the units. You know, the part with the connector that will, um, connect to my existing wiring. Seriously. How in hell am I supposed to know if I can hook this stupid thing into my house????

Posted by: Mookie


Pick one you like the front of. Go to the manufacturer's website. Almost everyone has the instructions as a .pdf online. They'll show the connector.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

484 > This literally hurts my brain: "PDX-based network of womxn and non-binary mother-identifying folx"


I just replied to their tweet and suggested that maybe the white woman who tried the intellectual property rights grab "identifies as black".

I may be booted off Twitter again for that. If so, it will be worth it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (unn44)

485 I have decided, my Great Hope in Life now is going to be to live long enough to see the next generation destroy everything this generation cares about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

---------

Young man, I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (wPVhA)

486 RBG had another in hospital treatment.



A "non-surgical" treatment, according to all the MSM stories.



Exactly how you replace a stent in someone's bile duct without surgery was not specified.



Not a doctor. Don't play one on the net. Nonetheless I'm pretty sure your bile duct is on the inside of your body.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:31 PM (unn44)

---
it's a surgical procedure all right... laparoscopic, to be sure, but still invasive, and there are a million things that can go wrong with ANY procedure.

there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.

never will be.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (4lVEh)

487 Mookie - find a likely unit and then look up the
installation instructions from the manufacturer. They'll show the
available terminals.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (6WCwE)


I finally looked up an actual installation manual for the stat i am likely going to purchase. I can make it work. I just don't get why Ace, HD, Lowes etc don't post this stuff on their web site. Maybe they want people to spend $100 for someone to come install what will take me 15 minutes? Oh wait - question answered.

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)

488 Caution: contains hazardous levels of Marxist cant.

This literally hurts my brain: "PDX-based network of womxn and non-binary mother-identifying folx"


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)



Some shrieking harpy was complaining last night that Trump's Hitlerian activities in Portland was causing all the women attending the peaceful protests to have their period two and three times per month.

Now THAT is a Super Power!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:43 PM (BM2fS)

489 there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.


What about getting a couple of throat nodules cleared?

Posted by: Joan Rivers at July 30, 2020 09:43 PM (gd9RK)

490 t's obvious that the "stepmother" for the beaver really cared about it, (It was sweet) but as she noted it's a really bad idea to have one in your home. Hope it can be rehabilitated and sent back to the wild.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (oDRcK)

491 Next they'll mandate that we all walk around with rectal thermometers inserted that can be seen by others.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (aOdFB)

492 Some shrieking harpy was complaining last night that Trump's Hitlerian activities in Portland was causing all the women attending the peaceful protests to have their period two and three times per month.

Now THAT is a Super Power!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:43 PM (BM2fS)

-----------

Big Tampon is propping up Trump. I read it on the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (wPVhA)

493 > all the women attending the peaceful protests to have their period two and three times per month.

Even the "transwomen", no doubt.

Trump's evil Super Powers truly know no bounds.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (unn44)

494 483
Eric Trump just tweeted a video from an NHL game.



All the players are standing. None kneeling.



Which, considering that a lot of them are actually Canadian is pretty good.





I predict more hockey watching in my future.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (unn44)

Saturday is the big day - playoff kickoff. I hope and pray there is no kneeling, no BLM patches, no idiocy. I love hockey. I don't want to tell it to go to hell.

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (3vIkC)

495 How in hell am I supposed to know if I can hook this stupid thing into my house????
Posted by: Mookie
---
1) You can email/chat/phone the people that make your heating/cooling unit.
2) You can call your local electricity provider and ask them what 'smart' thermostat they suggest for your unit.

I never worried about a 'smart' thermostat working with my unit as long as it said "heat pump". I've followed directions and connected them without a problem.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (gtatv)

496 > Big Tampon is propping up Trump. I read it on the internet.

And he's not providing free tampons, just to make their lives even more miserable.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (unn44)

497
RBG had another in hospital treatment. I'm beginning to think she is a cyborg.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2020 09:29 PM (sd8p






Changing the plutonium core in the powered exoskeleton.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (EGyGV)

498 Anyway, skipping off to watch some stuff about the Battle of Jutland.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (lwCmt)

499 Hope it can be rehabilitated and sent back to the wild.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:44 PM (oDRcK)


Yes.

I kinda got the feeling that whale was some kind of performing whale sent back in the wild and wasn't asking for a head scratching, but rather wanted that dude to throw him a fish to eat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (2rxN5)

500 494 Mookie - find a likely unit and then look up the
installation instructions from the manufacturer. They'll show the
available terminals.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 09:40 PM (6WCwE)


I finally looked up an actual installation manual for the stat i am likely going to purchase. I can make it work. I just don't get why Ace, HD, Lowes etc don't post this stuff on their web site. Maybe they want people to spend $100 for someone to come install what will take me 15 minutes? Oh wait - question answered.
Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)


Lowes usually puts links on to download manuals. HD not so much.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (8C7+r)

501 498
Some shrieking harpy was complaining last night that Trump's Hitlerian
activities in Portland was causing all the women attending the peaceful
protests to have their period two and three times per month.



No, honey, that is the perpetual PMS you suffer from....

Posted by: Mookie at July 30, 2020 09:46 PM (3vIkC)

502 453 Also had history of MI

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 09:46 PM (j5am2)

503 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:45 PM (2rxN5)

That was the one video which I hadn't watched.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (oDRcK)

504 I predict more hockey watching in my future.

--------

My fondness got the NHL grows with each passing day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (wPVhA)

505 you really should have worn pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Kilt, Claymore, and no mask.

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

506 Seattle Mayor Again Blames Trump After Rioters Blew Open a Police Station Using a Van Full of Explosives

https://tinyurl.com/y3c6js2a

Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (RU4sa)

507 Didn't watch the video, I think I've seen it already. Justin Beaver, right?

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (l3+k2)

508 508 453 Also had history of MI
Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 09:46 PM (j5am2)

Michigan kills.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

509 Thanks Insom. I just need a few more trips to the range with it I think I will be fine. I did get one on one with it the day I bought it but you know..the memory fades. When you are there alone with it, it's different. I watched several youtube videos.. learned how to take it apart and put it back together blah blah. I'm not that experienced and never claimed to be..but I will get better

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

510 Are we being lied to about how coronavirus is spread?

https://tinyurl.com/y9ljdk3b

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (luzVb)

511 514 That's why I left

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (j5am2)

512 I predict more hockey watching in my future.

The only sport left with any class and patriotism.

Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (+ya+t)

513 there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.


What about getting a couple of throat nodules cleared?
Posted by: Joan Rivers


Morbid.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

514
Yes, Justin Beaver.

Ooh Dream Beaver,
I believe you'll chew the baseboard through the night,
Ooh Dream Beaver,
Destroying all my drywall with your bi-ite

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (2rxN5)

515 causing all the women attending the peaceful

protests to have their period two and three times per month.


Is that more? or less?


Who can tell?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (luzVb)

516 Now do new cases. Then do hospitalizations. I don't know where he got it, but the timing certainly suggests around the time of the rally, and it's certainly what did him in.

Posted by: Praying Medic



CoVid-19 entered the Country in November of 2019, a full month before anyone here was even aware of it. It may have been even earlier, since there is credible evidence that it first broke out in China in March of 2019.

Everyone in the Country has been exposed to it, and I would say probably 30% of the population was infected, just based on the infection rates the CDC has published.

Unless Cain was being tested every day for the last 6 months there is no way you would be able to pinpoint when he got it.

He also was in the hospital for almost a month with it before he died, which is very abnormal for someone of his age an co-morbidities.

Neither you, nor I, can say when he caught it.

Only one of us is evil enough to be dancing on his grave.

That's you, so, kindly fuck off.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (BM2fS)

517
Already hated going to stores, gym and restaurants. Can't even take a pleasant walk anymore to escape this insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)

you really should have worn pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 09:34 PM (V2Yro)







Killjoy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (EGyGV)

518 "Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2020 08:36 PM
----------
1) Why just humanities courses? Why not calculus and accounting? Is it okay for them to be raaacist?

2) "At least" one week, eh? Why not 10 weeks?
Why not the whole effin' semester?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2020 09:50 PM (M/9m0)

519 Tom Servo. Yes we are well and truly fucked. A jillion anchor babies coming of voting age and all the indoctrinated, brain dead SJW. No, we aren't going to get out of this with an America we will even recognize.

I'm going to fly my Presidio flag as long as I have a breath.

When I come back again , watch the hell out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Xogdd)

520 there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.

never will be.
Posted by: redc1c4

At Dr. Miklos' Butts 'R Us Enhancement Clinic, all clients are happy, or else.

Posted by: Miklos, paid shill of Fix-A-Flat at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

521
I really think it was a bad idea for Obama to diss Trump because what he said was a lie and I don't think Trump liked Obama to begin with.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (oDRcK)





The last time Obama publicly disrespected Trump, he decided to run for President.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (EGyGV)

522
Thanks, and come back to the Dismal Diner, open 24 hours, for your sobbing and wailing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

=========

It looks bad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf)

523 160...

There have been presidents that I have liked and some that I didn't. But I have never open demonstrated disrespect for any of them, in office or afterwards.
Until now.
Tucker is right.
After reading some of his comments about PDT, I find Obama to be a truly loath-some, vile, nasty and anti-American fool.
He is despicable.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 08:29 PM (axyOa)

Agree.
Smarmy, too.

Posted by: Flyover at July 30, 2020 09:52 PM (Rbu5d)

524 518 I predict more hockey watching in my future.
The only sport left with any class and patriotism.
Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:48 PM (+ya+t)
-----------------------------
Sure.

Posted by: Zombie Kate Smith at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (M/9m0)

525 there is NO such thing as "routine" surgery.

never will be.
Posted by: redc1c4

----------

Boob enhancement from a mall kiosk doctor is pretty routine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (wPVhA)

526
Okay, clarification on the McCloskeys now I guess. Dude is on Hannity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (G51Gf)

527 I'm going to fly my Presidio flag as long as I have a breath.

If that's the one with the bloody arm holding a sword it's awesome.

Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

528 Yes we are well and truly fucked. A jillion anchor babies coming of
voting age and all the indoctrinated, brain dead SJW. No, we aren't
going to get out of this with an America we will even recognize.


On the bright side - no more IronPepTalks.

Posted by: Revovling Nics at July 30, 2020 09:54 PM (chkoV)

529 > Now do new cases. Then do hospitalizations.

Now go fuck yourself.

There was no spike in COVID-19 deaths after the Trump rally. Didn't happen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:54 PM (unn44)

530 "How big do you want 'em? Say when."

Posted by: Mall Kiosk Doctor at July 30, 2020 09:54 PM (wPVhA)

531 dartist, indeed it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:55 PM (Xogdd)

532 People better start voting.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)

533 If that's the one with the bloody arm holding a sword it's awesome.
Posted by: dartist


That is a traditional Hungarian coat of arms (so to speak).

If your ancestors killed, or were killed by Turks, you could put that on your coat of ...arm.

Posted by: Miklos, quite certain at July 30, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

534 Our Dean just suggested that ALL humanities courses include at least a 1-week focus unit on BLM - any ideas on how we can do this in German 101, for instance?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch


***

Back in the bad 'ol days, nobody in Soviet academia could publish anything or receive a passing grade unless there was sufficient acknowledgement of how the Marxist/communist philosophy enhanced the subject of the document. It made for some really twisted logic.
And here we are today!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)

535 54-55% or there abouts.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)

536 Is Praying Medic really Ana Navarro?
Same MO...
Just saying....

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (gtatv)

537 That's bullshit.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)

538
Huh, no clarification from McCloskey, but apparently charges are not dropped as he's retained Lin Wood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (G51Gf)

539 512 Seattle Mayor Again Blames Trump After Rioters Blew Open a Police Station Using a Van Full of Explosives

https://tinyurl.com/y3c6js2a
Posted by: SMH at July 30, 2020 09:47 PM (RU4sa)


What one has to know is that Jenny Durkin is first Angry, second Lesbian, and third, holds some elected office she cares nothing about, except for the check, the Democrat parties, and ass-kissing by the local press.

But she cares zero about Seattle citizens or businesses.

Zero.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

540 I want RBG's antibodies!

I'd imagine her immune system is so rubust, it would cause a Denevan neural parasite to willingly cook itself with 5G microwaves to escape moral terror!

Posted by: Fritz at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (PBghA)

541
A jillion anchor babies coming of
voting age and all the indoctrinated, brain dead SJW. No, we aren't
going to get out of this with an America we will even recognize.


They are all "natural conservatives" don't you know?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (aKsyK)

542 Nick Sandmann retained Lin Wood.


Simone Gold retained Lin Wood.

McCloskeys retained Lin Wood.



*cue Jaws music*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (luzVb)

543 Speaking of routine surgery, The Monkey Gland cocktail was named for Russian surgeon Serge Voronoff who drank at the famous Harry's New York Bar in Paris during the 1920s by his bartender, one Harry MacElhone, for whom the bar was titled.

Voronoff used to graft monkey testicles to the tissue inside mens' scrotums in an effort to improve their prowess.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (2rxN5)

544 Posted by: Praying Medic

Bet you $5 you fuck off first.

Posted by: Miklos, ISWIDT at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

545 All the wrong kinds people are voting. Some want to teach somebody a lesson. So, you get Obama ....or Biden.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)

546 Nippondaira Zoo polar bear live camera https://youtu.be/XX0SK-yVja4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (FBrfY)

547 The NHL patriotism:

https://tinyurl.com/nhl-patriotism

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (unn44)

548 Pennsylvania and South Carolina using "weighted lottery " to address inequity of low income patients to make sure they receive meds and care.

Fox website has the article.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2020 09:58 PM (PisyI)

549 Thayz a NOOD

ONT is up

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)

550 Voronoff used to graft monkey testicles to the tissue inside mens' scrotums in an effort to improve their prowess.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 09:57 PM (2rxN5)


Everybody's got something to hide 'cept for me and my monkey.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (AiZBA)

551 Now do new cases. Then do hospitalizations. I don't know where he got
it, but the timing certainly suggests around the time of the rally, and
it's certainly what did him in.



Posted by: Praying Medic



Fuck off, BSG.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (luzVb)

552
Back in the bad 'ol days, nobody in Soviet academia could publish anything or receive a passing grade unless there was sufficient acknowledgement of how the Marxist/communist philosophy enhanced the subject of the document. It made for some really twisted logic.
And here we are today!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)

D, this should be said over and over again in every meeting the school has about this stupid brainwashing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (sy5kK)

553 I'm not dancing on anyone's grave, so you can fuck right off and keep fucking off until you are totally 100% fucked off, shitbrick.


Posted by: Praying Medic



Yes, you are dancing on his grave.

Enjoy Hell.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 09:59 PM (1CsfP)

554 famous Harry's New York Bar in Paris


Harry's is cool.

Not cheap, but the very professional bartenders in their starched white jackets are worth the premium.

Posted by: Miklos with a French 75 at July 30, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

555 Hands Miklos another hundred

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 10:00 PM (Xogdd)

556 D, this should be said over and over again in every meeting the school has about this stupid brainwashing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Concur.
If I ever teach again it won't happen in my class.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2020 10:02 PM (axyOa)

557 nood and stuff

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)

558 I'm going to fly my Presidio flag as long as I have a breath.



When I come back again , watch the hell out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Xogdd)

---
"Presidio flag"????

Bing search was unhelpful

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at July 30, 2020 10:04 PM (4lVEh)

559 Posted by: Praying Medic

You seem nice.

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560 Posted by: Praying Medic at July 30, 2020 09:56 PM (hVUUi)

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