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| The Leftwing Democrat-Media Complex Has Given Moral Permission to Leftwing Lunatics to Literally Attack People For Not Wearing MasksThis is a growing problem. The media scolds growing problems -- they are no longer primarily reporters, but free-roaming moral scolds who use their nominal jobs in "journalism" as a cover for Moral Policing. So they would scold people for their social-distancing lunacy if they thought it was morally objectionable. But they don't find it morally objectionable -- they find it morally laudatory and politically useful. 1. Man fires gun in Miami hotel because people weren't social distancing. No scolding from the media about someone using a gun to assault people?MIAMI -- A South Florida man fired a gun at a Miami Beach hotel after police say he became enraged over a mother and son's lack of social distancing.A mother and son weren't socially distancing enough for this leftwing Karen's liking? ... The incident occurred Monday evening in the lobby of Crystal Beach Suites on Collins Avenue. Marks noticed a woman, later identified as Veronica Pena, sitting on a couch with her son. He approached the two and told them to leave. "You all aren't social distancing," Marks barked, according to the arrest report. Ignoring him, Pena and her son didn’t move. She then overheard Marks say, "Let me take care of them, I have two people not following directions," before he grabbed a black firearm and let off several shots, according to Miami Beach police.2. Female lunatic wishes death on little children for not wearing masks. Note that these self-declared Lovers of Science apparently did not get the word that it's almost impossible for kids younger than 10 to catch covid, and there is not a single known example of a kid younger than 10 transmitting the disease to someone else. But sure, Lover of Science. Scream at children because Tater told you to. The masked woman approaches a mother with three kids in a grocery store, asking why the children aren’t wearing masks. "They're not supposed to wear them," the mother says. "That's not true," the woman shouts back. "Yes, it is," the mother insists, mentioning something about schools. Then the angry woman -- the "Karen" -- turns to a little girl, and says, "I hope you all die.' She begins to walk away, and then repeats, "I hope you all die."These impressionable mentally-ill lunatics are all wound up by the hyperpartisan hatred they catch from Jeff Zucker's CNN. But does CNN ever counsel the many hysterics and hatemongers in its audience to be polite and reasonable about these things? No, the example lunatics learn from CNN is that they should attack people if any deviation from Fauci's rules (however imaginary that rule might be) is detected. This is going to wind up with someone murdering someone else because they saw Dr. "Tater" Stelter getting very riled up about Trump not wearing a mask outside. And CNN will just giggle and collect its clickbait, hate-bait ad revenue. Oh and by the way, you're suppose to fucking wear goggles or full face shields now, according to Dr. Brix. Remember a month ago when they said we were monsters for buying masks instead of leaving them for our brave health care heroes? Now we're supposed to fucking wear full face shields. And I suppose deranged leftwingers will be instructed by CNN to shoot people who fail to wear the proper Contamination Hazard Level 5 PPE.
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Makes sense
Posted by: Bruce at July 30, 2020 07:03 PM (vd8XM) 2
Let me take care of them, I have two people not following directions," before he grabbed a black firearm and let off several shots, according to Miami Beach police.
A black firearm. Heh Posted by: Bruce at July 30, 2020 07:05 PM (vd8XM) 3
meep.......
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 07:05 PM (U2p+3) 4
Um, the FL gentleman has a carry permit?
I assume he is spending some quality time with lawyers and law enforcement officials these days? Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:05 PM (OTzUX) 5
BTH, hardest hit?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:05 PM (OTzUX) 6
I dunno, is there some part of "they hate us and want us dead" that is not painfully obvious by this time ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 30, 2020 07:05 PM (OWgiM) 7
I've gotten Karen-ed at the grocery store a number of times, mostly for going the wrong way down a one-way aisle. No one's pulled a gun or pepper sprayed me. Yet.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 30, 2020 07:05 PM (COzlW) Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:06 PM (OTzUX) 9
Not first.. and its laughable that the powers to be think they don't look like a bunch of jackasses.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 30, 2020 07:06 PM (+ldAm) 10
Definitely going to have to look into getting one of those bubonic plague beak masks.
Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:07 PM (NiXyF) 11
They're all narcissists who think they're "Fighting the Nazis" in a movie that they're the star of.
And knowing that the DAs and AGs won't presecute them... Of course they're going to take that as license to get as nasty as they want. Posted by: Allie at July 30, 2020 07:07 PM (vmRc0) Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:07 PM (bDqIh) 13
Yeah, encouaging Karens to attack people is an excellent way to get surface compliance built on a foundation of resentment. Go for that, please.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:07 PM (cZjDV) 14
Yea... No. This ain't gonna' work.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (bDqIh) 16
Any more questions about how the Germans got Hitler, or the Italians got Mussolini?
They VOTED for them. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (NiXyF) 17
This will never become a big story. The MSM will see to that.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (xptlg) 18
You think your mask gives you the advantage but I was born with a mask.
Posted by: Bain at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (yQpMk) 19
1st Moron arrested in public wearing just a welders mask gets a free cobalt membership!
Posted by: DaveA at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (FhXTo) 20
Netherlands becomes latest northern Euro land to say "nah, brah, no masks here".
I don't know what the serology numbers are for the Dutch, assume they're up near 20%, which is looking to be the end point for this bug. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (OTzUX) 21
Tater hates being called Tater. I called him Tater on Twatter and the spud blocked me.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (I8FKK) 22
Remember a month ago when they said we were monsters for buying masks instead of leaving them for our brave health care heroes? Now we're supposed to f***ing wear full face shields. We're here to help. No face, no problem. Posted by: Chimps at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (v16oJ) 23
Who hasn't wished death on someone at some point? But not a random, total stranger you've never seen before and will never see again. You have to really know someone and be "done wrong" to wish death on them, and even then you feel guilty for such a thought.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (COzlW) 24
Does a BLM sticker on a mask make it safer?
If you riot, does that mean you don't have to wear a mask? Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (puu6v) 25
I have seen a picture of a guy wearing just a paper mask.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (JKNZq) 26
I took my wife out for lunch today. We got scolded for distance (we had masks).
I explained that I sleep with this woman every night... Posted by: navybrat at large at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (w7KSn) 27
Sorry to go OT so soon, but I see ads all over the home page - and I'm happy! No joke Ace. For at least a week I wasn't seeing ads, and I was worried you lost ads or something.
Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 07:09 PM (786Ro) 28
I guess Dr. Scarf felt she was getting upstaged by Fauci and decided to one-up him with the face shield nonsense
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:10 PM (Izzlo) 29
Number 1 is damned lucky they weren't carrying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2020 07:10 PM (rBtIz) Posted by: Bete at July 30, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2020 07:10 PM (e+rs5) 32
It's down right fun to go the wrong way in the grocery store aisle. Have not encountered any Karen's yet. But I'm hoping to.
Posted by: Pablo at July 30, 2020 07:10 PM (/K3iJ) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs) 34
Saw the clip of Karen telling the kids she hopes they die.
Honestly, WTF? Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (bDqIh) Those people still paying any serious attention to the D-Media Complex are the ones freaking out. And these people are in turn freaking out the merely totally oblivious people. You can tell the 'red-pilled' by the distinct lack of freakout. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (NiXyF) 35
The fire rises!
Posted by: Bain at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk) 36
There is an ass whipping stored up for the first person, regardless of sexual identiy or chromosomes present, that thinks they can mask shame me or my family in public. I wont tolerate that rudeness and fully intend to make it a significant emotional event for the accuser.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (VcFUs) 37
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I guess Dr. Scarf felt she was getting upstaged by Fauci and decided to one-up him with the face shield nonsense Posted by: josephistan To be sure, it's best to encase oneself in carbonite. Posted by: Chimps at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (v16oJ) Posted by: Hi Charles at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (emywJ) 39
It's down right fun to go the wrong way in the grocery store aisle. Have not encountered any Karen's yet. But I'm hoping to.
Posted by: Pablo I'm only going one way Posted by: Bruce at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (vd8XM) 40
This is only going to get worse as more people grow skeptical.
Posted by: ObsidianKnife at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (l5R4S) 41
Does this sound like hysteria?
" Please explain WHY all of these employees are in the office. What is the justification?" And there were 7 people in the office. Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (JKNZq) 42
Guy in the store was wearing glasses, mask and a face shield.
I so much wanted to tell him really should be wearing a hat too. Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (Xogdd) 43
Dr. Brix , with a straight face, told Pete Hegseth and Brian Kilmeade that you can decorate your face shields.
Cute! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (Ps2cL) 44
Dr. Birx on @foxandfriends supports Dr Fauci's goggle and mask idea. "And you can decorate them!" BEDAZZLING! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (oVJmc) 45
Those whom the gods wish to destroy...
Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (N+Yg+) 46
When they started this push in June - riling up the mask wars, I wondered why.
They want us at each other's throats over masks. Masks? With everything else that is going on, as our cities burn and our government arrests gym owners and tells us we can't buy seeds. Masks??? Not only as a distraction, but to instill the idea that it's our own fault if we get sick. Not governors like Cuomo's fault. Not CHYNA's fault. They want us to blame our neighbor, or our neighbors to giggle and say, "Well if he had worn a mask he wouldn't have died. Dumbass!" This is sick. Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (bDqIh) 47
Chimps = pep
Posted by: pep at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (v16oJ) 48
I had this issue a couple of weeks back at Home Depot. Bitch was upset because I was near my husband, who is, um, my husband. Then she said I was selfish, so I informed her that while I may be selfish, she was just plain rude, and I could keep my selfishness to myself.
When she persisted, I told her that if she was concerned about catching the virus she should just stay home. Her response: "I'm not somebody's grandmother!" No, you are a Karen bitch, and should be in mental health care. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (okGHj) 49
People just love to boss other people around. Some people.
It's a hard drug to refuse. I would say those that can resist are also effective delegators. Delegating is also hard. Posted by: nip at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (cpS4u) 50
16 Any more questions about how the Germans got Hitler, or the Italians got Mussolini?
They VOTED for them. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (NiXyF) Hitler's, yes. Mussolini, no. He marched on Rome and made people drink castor oil. Cleaned them right out. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (e+rs5) 51
Actually, MUMR, the plasma thing is OK, harmless really, even may help some people with treatments. Some of your other capitalized, evanescent rants, however, are uncomfortably close to accurate (some of them). "Close" as in, well, accurate.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:13 PM (OTzUX) 52
We're at DefCon 1
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS) 53
42 Guy in the store was wearing glasses, mask and a face shield.
I so much wanted to tell him really should be wearing a hat too. Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (Xogdd) And a ball gag. Posted by: Allie at July 30, 2020 07:13 PM (vmRc0) 54
Funny thing is, I've never even seen someone lecturing someone else about masks, let alone attacking over them.
Perhaps it is the already loosely-wrapped who are choosing this to go off over rather than some other pretext? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:13 PM (cZjDV) 55
40 This is only going to get worse as more people grow skeptical.
Posted by: ObsidianKnife at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (l5R4S) Yes, this. Day passes are just a few more H8ters away. Unfreakingbelievable. The United States has become a mentally retarded version of the Soviet Union. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at July 30, 2020 07:13 PM (puu6v) Posted by: 11B40 at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (evgyj) 57
Bif, I told a bitch yesterday she needed to check the efficacy of her snot rag.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (Xogdd) 58
People just love to boss other people around. Some people.
Just give 'em a mute button - then see what happens. Posted by: Hi Charles at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (emywJ) 59
As of yet nobody in my AO has told me to mask up, but I've gotten the stink-eye a few times. But possibly part of that is I am a little intimidating, being stocky, bald and bearded and old.
But it baffles me that there are more mask wearers than ever, even outdoors. It's infuriating and baffling. Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (xPJvm) 60
These impressionable mentally-ill lunatics are all wound up by the hyperpartisan hatred they catch from Jeff Zucker's CNN.
James Hodgkinson unavailable for comment, devil's barb up his ass Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (786Ro) Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (yQpMk) 62
A very good Twitter thread.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5h9fssa It goes to Twitchy but click through to the person's Twitter thread. It nearly dissolved all the ginned up hysteria about Kung Flu. Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 30, 2020 07:14 PM (4k/Uz) 63
This is only going to get worse as more people grow skeptical.
Posted by: ObsidianKnife --- This is the world that the hand-sanitizer Karens have always wanted. They are now the rulers... ...and they won't give up their place when the rest of the people snap out of the media-induced trance and say, "Hey! This is bullshit!" The Karens will dig their heels in and go full retard. Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (N+Yg+) 64
Love how they identified the woman by her full name. Surprised they didn't give her address.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (BM2fS) 65
This is exactly why we have mask mandates. It grants the perception of power to loser pieces of shit who have no power because they suck at life. Live and let live just doesn't cut it anymore with these types. Posted by: fktheleft at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (lvXKd) 66
Bring em on. That's an easy win. Any of you wearing masks without a frickin health issue should be red-faced ashamed. Even with a health issue it's questionable...
Posted by: Iggycaster at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (b/fp8) Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (ezSUn) 68
What can it hurt, they said. It's the nice thing to do, the exclaimed. Why won't you just cooperate, they scolded. You're as bad as abortionists, they declared. Die, they decreed.
Such a nice little slide into naziland we've taken there. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (hku12) 69
People in my neck of the woods (in the Confederacy) mostly aren't wearing masks and sometimes joke about the hysteria in public. I overheard a couple of older ladies joking about it. "I'm not worried about Covid-19. I'm only up to Covid-11."
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 30, 2020 07:15 PM (Su9Le) 70
I have a deep belly laugh that seems to anger the Karens trying to hector me in a grocery store. Apparently pointing at them makes them even madder.
Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (cgXjL) 71
With the Media idiots going into "Full FuckStain Mode " things must not be looking too good for Joe Bribem and BJ Harris.........
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (qM84C) 72
One of the Scott Adams vlogs I watched today had to do with some surgery he just had. And he mentioned how nice it was to be in close proximity to other people, even though they were just prepping him. This is a big deal that they continue to ignore. People don't do well isolated from others and they don't do well if they can't touch other people.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (JKNZq) 73
Leaving aside their substantive failure - which of course is everything - it's really jaw-dropping that 2 people as unwordly and clueless as Fauci and Birx have any job anywhere close to the ones they have. Fauci's comment about the greatest - and entirely artificial - economic disaster in history being "inconvenient" was beyond parody. As is Birx's idiotic "decorate" comment.
And there are those in CDC who agree, and are appalled and even frantic at what's being done to public health as an institution. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (OTzUX) 74
Trump has to stop this runaway train. He's failing now as far as I'm concerned. This is as bad as LBJ flushing the greatest generation's earnings on Vietnam and the War on Poverty. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (G51Gf) 75
Did Kilmeade or Hegseth ask Birx where her scienticic evidence is that face shields and mask wearing have done or will do anything?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (4thlk) 76
I've also noticed when more people express skepticism there's an uptick of "news" stories about how Mr So-and-so didn't think this was a big deal and wasn't careful so he caught the virus and died a horrible lonely death.
Posted by: ObsidianKnife at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (l5R4S) 77
And why do Congress dicks think they need to lower the mask to talk?
I really want to know. I have to listen to my boss through one and I hear him just fine. Not a fan of Congress or masks. Posted by: nip at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (cpS4u) 78
Pretty soon we'll see idiots wearing large lawn clippings bags taped around their necks, sporting wading boots, face shields with unicorn stickers and Corky/Obama-type safety helmets, and we'll say to ourselves, "We still haven't reached peak stupid."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (Ps2cL) 79
You cockbites can be like me and staple a mask of Wolverine to your face! Posted by: Deadpool at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (EGyGV) 80
Exciting facemasks! Facemasks that start from the bottom up! You can decorate them!....fire this twit along w/Fauci.
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (X/Pw5) 81
So... went to a Dollar Store here to find shampoo. Don't ask. Had mask in hand, literally on my hand. Cashier says
"you need a mask." I say; "here it is, on my hand." "You have to wear it." "I am... on my hand. There's no law or directive telling me where I have to wear it." Cashier... Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (luzVb) 83
The D-Media Complex want complete chaos. They want people on edge and yelling at each other.
The best thing you can do is not give in to the sturm und drang they're trying to sell. Don't worry, be happy. Always look on the bright side of life (do do, do do do do do do), life's a piece of shit, when you look at it . . . Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (NiXyF) 84
People don't do well isolated from others and they don't do well if they can't touch other people.
Posted by: notsothoreau Think how I feel... ...Sloe Joe... Posted by: Bruce at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (vd8XM) 85
"...he grabbed a black firearm and..."
I'm sure he also had a silver one and a pink one. But he said "Nah, this calls for the scary black one! " Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 30, 2020 07:18 PM (j3jZX) 86
*snicker*
If they have ever worked in an industry that requires safety glasses or face shields, they would be pretty horrified at the usage rate- even when it actually does protect against a present threat! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 30, 2020 07:18 PM (cI3Q7) 87
Definitely going to have to look into getting one of those bubonic plague beak masks.
Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:07 PM (NiXyF) I've got one. It even has flashing lights on it. Haven't been pissed off enough to wear it yet, but i see it coming. Posted by: Ex-ex at July 30, 2020 07:18 PM (RU4sa) 88
50 16 Any more questions about how the Germans got Hitler, or the Italians got Mussolini?
They VOTED for them. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:08 PM (NiXyF) Hitler's, yes. Mussolini, no. He marched on Rome and made people drink castor oil. Cleaned them right out. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (e+rs5) People didn't actually vote for Hitler either. President Hindenberg appointed Hitler as Chancellor. The Nazi party did have the majority of seats in the Reichstag, though. Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (Izzlo) 89
Condition: Ivory
Posted by: Grump928(C) "Set condition Dog Zebra, Go to MOPP Level 4!" "Prepare to Scuttle the Country!!!" Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS) 90
The looks on Hegseth's and Kilmeade's faces were priceless.
After the Birx interview they snarked about going shopping together for some face shields. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (Ps2cL) 91
I saw someone wearing a face mask today and it had a picture of a woman's vagina where his mouth was..... I laughed my ass off knowing some little Homo will probably get a heart Attack when they see it..........
Posted by: James at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (qM84C) 92
your so beautiful but you're gonna die some day your so beautiful but you're gonna die some day all I want to do is get a little before you pass away Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (ezSUn) 93
Ignoring him, Pena and her son didn't move. She then overheard Marks say, "Let me take care of them, I have two people not following directions," before he grabbed a black firearm and let off several shots, according to Miami Beach police.
Real good way to get shot. Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (dhqL5) 94
First they told me to wear a safety belt, and I wore a safety belt, because it was good for my health.
Then they told me to stop smoking, and I stopped smoking because it was good for my health. Then they told me to stop using salt, and I stopped using salt because it was good for my health. Then they told me to stop eating fat, and I stopped eating fat because it was good for my health. Then they told me to wear a mask, and I started to wear a mask because it was good for my health. Then they told me to wear face shield, and I started to wear a face shield because it was good for my health. (Two years later) Then they told me to kill myself, and I have decided to kill myself because it is good for my health. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (puu6v) 95
Oh and by the way, you're suppose to fucking wear goggles or full face shields now, according to Dr. Brix.
don't forget that face masks only work against covid-19 if they are decorated with at least 16 pieces of flair. Posted by: Dr. Birx at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (sGtp+) 96
Heard this week a woman pepper sprayed a couple having lunch at a dog park, kinda hard to wear a mask when eating.
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (6f16T) 97
Hitler's, yes. Mussolini, no. He marched on Rome and made people drink castor oil.
Cleaned them right out. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (e+rs5) People didn't actually vote for Hitler either. President Hindenberg appointed Hitler as Chancellor. The Nazi party did have the majority of seats in the Reichstag, though. Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (Izzlo) Hey, the D's can lie brazenly, I thought I'd give it a try. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (NiXyF) 98
Ex-ex, I've already worn my welding helmet with the cigarette holding hole in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (Xogdd) 99
"31 We need to start beating those who wear masks"
Easy, there, HBG. Some of us are care givers for folks in their 80s, and are just trying to be careful. On the other hand, if I rebuke you for not wearing, ya. Posted by: Igotnothing at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (QMG4P) 100
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You cockbites can be like me and staple a mask of Wolverine to your face! Posted by: Deadpool at July 30, 2020 07:17 PM (EGyGV) Heh. I do have a Deadpool mask. I ought to start wearing that, complete with a Bob Ross afro wig Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (Izzlo) 101
I've got one. It even has flashing lights on it. Haven't been pissed off enough to wear it yet, but i see it coming.
Posted by: Ex-ex I'm thinking about one of those safety helmets with the mars light on it Bee do bee do Posted by: Bruce at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (vd8XM) 102
91 I saw someone wearing a face mask today and it had a picture of a woman's vagina where his mouth was..... I laughed my ass off knowing some little Homo will probably get a heart Attack when they see it..........
Posted by: James at July 30, 2020 07:19 PM (qM84C) So, you are certain you meant a "woman's" vagina? Not a man's vagina? Because I can see the difference there... Twat. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (okGHj) 103
We need to start beating those who wear masks.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy With a tire iron. The Insomniac rule. Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (786Ro) 104
The looks on Hegseth's and Kilmeade's faces were priceless.
After the Birx interview they snarked about going shopping together for some face shields. Posted by: Jane D'oh I'm going to have to dig out the paintball mask and goggles. Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (dhqL5) 105
don't forget that face masks only work against covid-19 if they are decorated with at least 16 pieces of flair. Posted by: Dr. Birx at July 30, 2020 07:20 PM (sGtp+) Only 16??? Do you REALLY want to do just the minimum? Don't you want to express yourself? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (EGyGV) 106
I don't know why, but occasionally I get the vibe that Birx is actually kinda on Our Side. She might just be trying to push things so hard that they'll finally tip over.
Or I could be hallucinating due to the psychedelic scarves. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (NiXyF) 107
One man's Karen is another man's respected symbol of authority.
And that's why we're where we are today. It's a frigging battle of wills to establish authority - via third party. Because neither side, for the most part, has the balls to actually walk up and punch the people they hate in the mouth. They're all working through proxies. Posted by: Hi Charles at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (emywJ) 108
I had a truck problem, so I spent most of the day today in the waiting room of my dealer's service department. Masks were mandatory, and signs and posters about masks were everywhere. I watched everyone carefully for about six hours.
My conclusion: 95% of people don't take this seriously. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (sWM8x) 109
Breaking news,
More people die every year from liver problems caused by Tylenol than HCQ. Posted by: Braenyard Also, more people die every day from cancer, heart disease, strokes and other infectious diseases than die from SARS-Cov-2/CoVid-19. But those deaths don't count. Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (BM2fS) 110
So, you are certain you meant a "woman's" vagina? Not a man's vagina? Because I can see the difference there...
Twat. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (okGHj) Men can have vaginas too, bigot. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs) 111
Okay this is awful but it's not like the Horde is unaware that I am awful.
So the only reason the woman and her son in Miami are alive is because the guy was such a bad shot? I mean, how difficult is it to shoot people sitting on a couch. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (GbPPJ) 112
I absolutely refuse to water a mask outside, its just not going to happen.
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (6f16T) 113
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Definitely going to have to look into getting one of those bubonic plague beak masks. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:07 PM (NiXyF) I've got one. It even has flashing lights on it. Haven't been pissed off enough to wear it yet, but i see it coming. i've seen a person walking around here wearing one. i chuckled. Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (sGtp+) 114
Heh. I do have a Deadpool mask. I ought to start wearing that, complete with a Bob Ross afro wig
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:21 PM (Izzlo) Yep. Dress for success. It's the moron way. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (okGHj) 115
Somebody throw a bucket of water on that scarf witch.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (luzVb) 116
Simon Says wear a face mask! Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (JvZF+) 117
Ah, the Weinsatzgruppen. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Tm4zg) 118
This is sick. Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:12 PM (bDqIh) And the lightening speed of submission is stunning. Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (99Nt9) 119
I still think 2020 is a big hidden camera social experiment, like an even worse version of The Truman Show
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Izzlo) 120
Nice "flair" reference.
Posted by: nip at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (cpS4u) 121
WitchDoktor that's good, someone else linked it earlier today, but of course the headline at Twitchy is b.s. The guy has never been a public health drone. He's been one of the more readable independent analysts on C19 for months. He's not heavy duty epidemiology, more top-line stuff using macro data, but presents it clearly.
There are many excellent analysts on the twatters for this - actually, the only place there is anything worth looking at. And many links to scientific articles when you want to go deeper. It's like the rest of the "news", but much, much more so. You really won't have almost any idea about the actual facts, and far from any idea of what they mean/don't mean, if you don't do this analysis yourself, or read these people. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (OTzUX) 122
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So the only reason the woman and her son in Miami are alive is because the guy was such a bad shot? I mean, how difficult is it to shoot people sitting on a couch. indeed. he should've known not to lead them as much. Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (sGtp+) 123
"Goggles. You can decorate them!" And you can get designer filthy rags to keep you warm in the internment camp! Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (kXY2S) 124
Like just about everything bad currently happening in the US, it's just going to get worse until a lot of people start disappearing.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (BM2fS) 125
I absolutely refuse to water a mask outside, its just not going to happen.
Posted by: Skip the Don't water, they're gonna die on ya Posted by: Bruce at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (vd8XM) 126
Working on my prototype burlap burka.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Xogdd) 127
To be sure, it's best to encase oneself in carbonite.
Posted by: Chimps Thanks for the laugh. With all the ....(trying not to curse) well sorry, fucking shit going on, laughs are few and far between. Posted by: idlan at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (8qXjk) Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (BM2fS) 129
we really need to discuss how we are going to deal with China since they brought all this upon the world
Posted by: bigstarxxx at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (pvJV4) 130
>>I've also noticed when more people express skepticism there's an uptick of "news" stories about how Mr So-and-so didn't think this was a big deal and wasn't careful so he caught the virus and died a horrible lonely death.
Yeah, that is a new social media thing. Ghouls. The other thing is our local news is pretty much all COVID fear porn. There will be the occasional story about a shooting or traffic jam, but the rest is COVID new study says expectant mothers can pass COVID to their baby (!), vacationers on the Cape means an uptick in COVID cases (!!), the teachers unions id demanding whatever before schools will open (!!!), people can't pay rent because of COVID(!!!!), here's some analysis on how far COVID droplets travel in a classroom (!!!!!), this MIT student created an app to track your COVID (!!!!!), people who had COVID have lasting heart damage (!!!!!!!) blah blah OMG we're all gonna die from COVID blah!!! Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Dr. Birxenstocks at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ) 132
Perhaps they think people have gotten used to the level of misery with masks so they need to up it to something more like face shields. Six months ago I would have said that sounded like a crazy conspiracy but now...
Not sure. Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (cgXjL) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (NiXyF) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (luzVb) 136
It's getting ridiculous seeing people in the morning driving alone with windows up wearing a mask.
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (6f16T) 137
Okay this is awful but it's not like the Horde is unaware that I am awful.
So the only reason the woman and her son in Miami are alive is because the guy was such a bad shot? I mean, how difficult is it to shoot people sitting on a couch. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria I imagine that, despite being Florida Man (sorry Insom), this guy wasn't sufficiently insane that he actually shot at them. Probably fired into the air like they do in the movies to warn them Shit Was About To Get Real. Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (BM2fS) 138
"We need to start beating peple who wear masks."
Trading one set of hysteria for another is not actually an improvement. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (cZjDV) 139
Just think. We haven't even seen the beginning of their evil.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (uEbPt) 140
135 #bakethecake
#licktheboot #wearthemask #suckthedick Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (luzVb) Follow up: #kissmyass Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2020 07:26 PM (okGHj) 141
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I had a truck problem, so I spent most of the day today in the waiting room of my dealer's service department. Masks were mandatory, and signs and posters about masks were everywhere. I watched everyone carefully for about six hours. last time i had mrs. chronda's car serviced, i discovered that the dealership had discontinued their shuttle service and closed their customer waiting area due to the covid. they expected me to stand around outside while they did the car. it happened to be one of the few days of the year when we get pouring rain. i grouched at them until they let me sit in their showroom, but they weren't happy about it. Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2020 07:26 PM (sGtp+) 142
My problem is, I've been making masks out of the skin of dead hookers, but I only have one face.
So if we're going to have to start wearing body coverings, I think it'll help me with the backlog of bodies that need disposing of. Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:26 PM (hku12) 143
I have seen a picture of a guy wearing just a paper mask.
Posted by: notsothoreau I never knew you viewed porn sites ! ![]() Posted by: JT at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (arJlL) 144
Nazis had plurality, not majority, in Reichstag, after 1932 election.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (OTzUX) 145
They want to force you to wear a mask. They hate it if your mask has a message printed on it they don't approve of. Fork um. Fork em all to hell.
Posted by: Lump at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (QI4pF) 146
My conclusion: 95% of people don't take this seriously.
- And there's no f*cking way they're convincing people who don't feel sick to stay home. Maybe 10% of them will, but after about day three of "Huh, I feel completely normal and don't even have the sniffles" people are going to go to the walmart. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (nkwL+) 147
we really need to discuss how we are going to deal with China since they brought all this upon the world
Posted by: bigstarxxx I'm evil enough to be hoping for a couple of bunker busters to be dropped on the Three Stooges Dam from 70K feet, and let things develop from there. Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (BM2fS) 148
Can decorate mine with joles
Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (sITaU) 149
holes
Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (sITaU) 150
South Florida is...different.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (bDqIh) 152
I'll tell you what you need to do: wear a fogged-up plastic face shield while driving. That won't cause any deaths. Okay, it will. So you need to abandon your vehicles and build climate-friendly commuter trains with affirmative action contractors. Of course it will take decades to get the things up and running, so in the meantime you can all stay at home. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (G51Gf) 153
I was getting lectured at work by the conformity police about wearing masks in a group brain washing session.
Raised my hand and asked if anyone's mask, show of hands please, filtered out farts. When no one raised their hand, i then asked why they thought a mask would filter out the virus. Then i walked out. Im popular with the rank and file, but the suits hate my ass. I return it back when confronted. Told one to use his mba for more than tp to wipe his ass with and think about the stupid shit he spouts in public to his employees. Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 07:28 PM (VcFUs) 154
Heard this week a woman pepper sprayed a couple having lunch at a dog park, kinda hard to wear a mask when eating.
Posted by: Skip Musta been a small, friendly dog. Posted by: Not like Miklos Mutts at July 30, 2020 07:28 PM (QzkSJ) 155
but the rest is COVID new study says expectant mothers can pass COVID to their baby (!), vacationers on the Cape means an uptick in COVID cases (!!), the teachers unions id demanding whatever before schools will open (!!!), people can't pay rent because of COVID(!!!!), here's some analysis on how far COVID droplets travel in a classroom (!!!!!), this MIT student created an app to track your COVID (!!!!!), people who had COVID have lasting heart damage (!!!!!!!) blah blah OMG we're all gonna die from COVID blah!!!
- Unless you go to a black man's funeral. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:28 PM (nkwL+) 156
138 "We need to start beating peple who wear masks."
Trading one set of hysteria for another is not actually an improvement. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (cZjDV) I can't help but notice all the ones looking talking big about going out and beating the shit out of people never actually do. Posted by: Allie at July 30, 2020 07:28 PM (vmRc0) 157
They're using this to get mail-in voting. Trump says we should postpone the election until it's safe.
https://tinyurl.com/yyhp7okz Posted by: abbynormal at July 30, 2020 07:29 PM (I849g) 158
Perhaps they think people have gotten used to the level of misery with masks so they need to up it to something more like face shields. Six months ago I would have said that sounded like a crazy conspiracy but now...
Not sure. Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (cgXjL) You know, I THINK it's getting a little warm in here, but I'm not sure. Posted by: Frogs In the Frying Pan at July 30, 2020 07:29 PM (hku12) 159
155 but the rest is COVID new study says expectant mothers can pass COVID to their baby (!), vacationers on the Cape means an uptick in COVID cases (!!), the teachers unions id demanding whatever before schools will open (!!!), people can't pay rent because of COVID(!!!!), here's some analysis on how far COVID droplets travel in a classroom (!!!!!), this MIT student created an app to track your COVID (!!!!!), people who had COVID have lasting heart damage (!!!!!!!) blah blah OMG we're all gonna die from COVID blah!!!
- Unless you go to a black man's funeral. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:28 PM (nkwL+) Or riot. Or have a tranny rally. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs) 160
Trading one set of hysteria for another is not actually an improvement. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:25 PM (cZjDV) It is if it puts an end to the hysteria. Posted by: fktheleft at July 30, 2020 07:30 PM (lvXKd) Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2020 07:30 PM (ba7DA) 162
Try this - if someone scolds you for not wearing a mask, tell them it's OK, you've had the vaccine. When they say that there's no vaccine, tell them that you work for Big Pharma and got the first batch before it hits the market, and that it'll be ready for the public in two weeks.
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (Izzlo) 163
Karens! There are Karens everywhere! They run everything, George Soros funds them! They are marching on Minas Tirith as we speak! The world of men is over, the Age of the Karen has begun!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (cZjDV) 164
If VA gets a face shield mandate I'm going full Darth Vader.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (4k/Uz) 165
"We need to start beating peple who wear masks."
Trading one set of hysteria for another is not actually an improvement. Posted by: Mikey NTH What, no occasionally intensified mainly peaceful fun? Posted by: Miklos , thinking Loiusville Sluggers are also All-American at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (QzkSJ) 166
"Yeah, that is a new social media thing. Ghouls."
Lizzie Social Media COVID stories are basically urban legends at this point, only with a lot less credibility. I remember one proclaimed that the skeptic who caught it and died apparently had a deathbed confession of how he didnt think it was real and now he's sorry, and people were saying "How the hell could he confess this if he was barely breathing and had to be attatched to a respirator?" The story promptly disappeared without comment after that. Posted by: ObsidianKnife at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (l5R4S) Posted by: Karen, License B10D25 at July 30, 2020 07:32 PM (786Ro) 168
I'd like to hear some talking head axe Dr. Scarf when this stoopid bullshit will end so we can get back to normal. People are really getting tired of this nonsense.
Kilmeade definitely won't do it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 07:32 PM (HaL55) 169
They're using this to get mail-in voting. Trump says we should postpone the election until it's safe.
--- It currently IS safe. The hysterical lunatics claim that it isn't. So.... Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2020 07:32 PM (N+Yg+) Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:32 PM (JKNZq) 171
I've worn my mask made of cheesecloth. I didn't get any karen-flack.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 30, 2020 07:33 PM (gtatv) 172
"We need to start beating peple who wear masks."
Trading one set of hysteria for another is not actually an improvement. --- I don't know, those videos out of Springsfield, Oregon last night were pretty theraputic. Posted by: Methos at July 30, 2020 07:33 PM (kOpft) 173
Update on the McCloskeys: "A previous version of this story suggested all charges were dropped against the couple. That is not yet formally the case. " No further details. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 07:33 PM (G51Gf) 174
I remember one proclaimed that the skeptic who caught it and died apparently had a deathbed confession of how he didnt think it was real and now he's sorry, - Obsidian Knife
Did he also ask everyone to please vote for Joe Biden? It's not complete without that. Posted by: abbynormal at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (I849g) 175
we really need to discuss how we are going to deal with China since they brought all this upon the world Posted by: bigstarxxx I'm evil enough to be hoping for a couple of bunker busters to be dropped on the Three Stooges Dam from 70K feet, and let things develop from there. Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:27 PM (BM2fS) The B2 squadron should rename itself as "Dambusters". But don't even THINK about having a dog as a mascot.... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (EGyGV) 176
They're using this to get mail-in voting. Trump says we should postpone the election until it's safe.
https://tinyurl.com/yyhp7okz Posted by: abbynormal at July 30, 2020 07:29 PM (I849g) It's weird how many of these "emergency orders" expire the day after election day. Mere coincidence, I'm sure. Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (NiXyF) 177
Pooky refused to wear a mask at the family supper tonight, so everyone eventually wound up eating on the deck maskless. Slowly the protest marches on.....
Posted by: pookysgirl, part of the actual resistance at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (XKZwp) 178
These crazy people will be on the front row knitting while the tribunal sentences conservatives to the guillotine.
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (XhWtx) 179
An artist is now making face masks with an opening, so you can drink with a straw while wearing them!
ellenmacomber.com Posted by: gdgm+ at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (ExnWy) 180
Willowed....Dim spin is Herman Cain brought it on himself by going to the PDT rally. What will the spin be when the thousands of congregants of one of the many services for the congressman start dropping like flies?
Posted by: Dingbat at July 30, 2020 07:35 PM (0KPVR) 181
I can't wait for the Karen hobo to start demanding that we all start wearing goggles now.
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2020 07:35 PM (vMCab) 182
Karens! There are Karens everywhere! They run everything, George Soros funds them! They are marching on Minas Tirith as we speak! The world of men is over, the Age of the Karen has begun!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (cZjDV) I didn't sail to the western lands for nothin'. Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:35 PM (hku12) Posted by: abbynormal at July 30, 2020 07:35 PM (I849g) 184
46 ... and our government
arrests gym owners and tells us we can't buy seeds. no problem there; we got you covered. check your mailbox. Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood ChiComs at July 30, 2020 07:36 PM (sGtp+) 185
. This is a big deal that they continue to ignore. People don't do well isolated from others and they don't do well if they can't touch other people.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:16 PM (JKNZq) They're not ignoring it though. They know it. It's part of the op. Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 07:36 PM (uEbPt) 186
164 WitchDoktor: I have been thinking about an Imperial Stormtrooper helmet. Some coffee filters in the vents...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV) 187
Two inch high letters on my blood-red mask spell T-R-U-M-P. Easily read from the other end of the one-way aisle at WalMart or Aldi.
I look everyone in the eye. No challenges yet, but I expect by October to be jailed for hate speech. Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 30, 2020 07:36 PM (//bV4) 188
36 There is an ass whipping stored up for the first person, regardless of sexual identiy or chromosomes present, that thinks they can mask shame me or my family in public. I wont tolerate that rudeness and fully intend to make it a significant emotional event for the accuser.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2020 07:11 PM (VcFUs) Do you have the Woodrow Call limited edition branding iron? https://tinyurl.com/yxbugb48 "I hate rude behavior in a man, I won't tolerate it!" Posted by: browndog at July 30, 2020 07:36 PM (A5T33) 189
"A previous version of this story suggested all charges were dropped against the couple. That is not yet formally the case. "
No further details. Posted by: Blonde Morticia There once was a General named Flynn Now all the places he's been It's a Kafka-esque Trial Might take a while Once you're in, you're in Posted by: Miklos from North Balkans at July 30, 2020 07:36 PM (QzkSJ) 190
Pooky refused to wear a mask at the family supper tonight, so everyone eventually wound up eating on the deck maskless. Slowly the protest marches on.....
Posted by: pookysgirl, part of the actual resistance at July 30, 2020 07:34 PM (XKZwp) How does ANYONE eat while wearing a mask? Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:37 PM (hku12) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Ps2cL) 192
These crazy people will be on the front row knitting while the tribunal sentences conservatives to the guillotine.
Posted by: Eromero Our only consolation being that they will be next under the knife of La Raccourcisseuse Patriotique. Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 07:37 PM (BM2fS) 193
so everyone eventually wound up eating on the deck maskless
- I have to admit that I'm fascinated by people wearing masks inside restaurants and around other eating establishments. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:37 PM (nkwL+) 194
Does this Hazmat suit make my ass look fat?
Do they come in stripes? Cuz I hear stripes are thinning ... Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Cus5s) 195
This won't stop soon. People who ginned up hysteria wont admit to it, and people who believed them won't admit to having been fooled.
I can show the raw data to my wife all day long, walk her through the incorrect assumptions and she will tell me I'm just a Trumpboi. Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 30, 2020 07:37 PM (4k/Uz) 196
Well, now I love masks.
The masks are destroying the facial recognition AI. https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/28/21344751/facial-recognition-face-masks-accuracy-nist-study Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ) Posted by: Acapulco Gold at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (EGyGV) 198
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Karens! There are Karens everywhere! They run everything, George Soros funds them! They are marching on Minas Tirith as we speak! The world of men is over, the Age of the Karen has begun! this is the dawning of the age of Posted by: Updated '60s Music at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (sGtp+) 199
Dr. Birx on @foxandfriends supports Dr Fauci's goggle and mask idea. "And you can decorate them!"
And you can defecate them! Posted by: Zombie Gandhi at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (786Ro) 200
What does Dr. Birx have against bukakke?
Posted by: fucks 4 sale at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (v0R5T) 201
Can you do something about the damn ad smack dab in the middle of the screen?
Posted by: blue at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (IUJbg) 202
I wish I still had my helmet with visor and O2 mask. Be fun to wear that around.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (4k/Uz) Posted by: JediArashi at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (iHy1k) 204
I'm watching something about Beowulf. I identify with the Anglo-Saxons in the golden mead hall. Peace and fellowship within, howling darkness without.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo) 205
"and that it'll be ready for the public in two weeks.
Posted by: josephistan" That's a great idea. You could even print up a "Vaccinated" ID card with your picture on it and an official looking seal. Laminate for extra cred. Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (Tnijr) 206
Willowed....Dim spin is Herman Cain brought it on himself by going to the PDT rally. What will the spin be when the thousands of congregants of one of the many services for the congressman start dropping like flies?
They are all on HCQ. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (SWbVS) 208
You know when doctors are dealing with really dangerous infections they will wear a complete suit. And I think its been established that this cold virus is more threatening than the bubonic plague, small pox, the spanish flu, and ebola put together!
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (vMCab) 209
My husband was driving me home from physical therapy today, and halfway home he pointed out I was still wearing my mask.
Gah. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (Ps2cL) 210
And why was I not told before now that "Korean BBQ" marinade is just teriyaki sauce?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (hku12) 211
What does Dr. Birx have against bukakke? Posted by: fucks 4 sale at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (v0R5T) Clownifornia was ahead of the curve, mandating eye protection for porn shoots several years ago. So of course, the whole industry started moving to Vegas and Florida. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (EGyGV) 212
Dr. Scarf sure did seem happy when the subject of people wearing face shields came up, didn't she? She's just as bad a control-freak as Fauchi is.
Notice how there's never any positive news about how we're defeating this? Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (HaL55) 213
What does Dr. Birx have against bukakke?
Posted by: fucks 4 sale at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (v0R5T) By the insanity of Cthulhu, when I heard the goggle thing, the first thing I thought was about when LA decided to drive the porn industry out of LA by dint of regulations including that goggles had to be worn if there would be transmission of bodily fluids around the eyes. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (GbPPJ) 214
If you told people in 1990 that you had seen a glimpse of 2020...
You tell them there's going to be a world pandemic and global lockdown for four months - and smack in the middle of it, Democrats decide to mount a successful campaign against Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, they not only wouldn't have believed you, they would have rightfully injected you with enough Thorazine to sleep the winter through. Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (uEbPt) 215
Clownifornia was ahead of the curve, mandating eye protection for porn shoots several years ago. So of course, the whole industry started moving to Vegas and Florida.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur Hungary. Posted by: Miklos , or so he heard at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (QzkSJ) 216
And why was I not told before now that "Korean BBQ" marinade is just teriyaki sauce?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (hku12) - You don't want to know what teriyaki sauce is. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (nkwL+) 217
I mean, how difficult is it to shoot people sitting on a couch.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 07:22 PM (GbPPJ) Let's back up a bit, shall we? You are neglecting to take into account the profound stupidity of a man who would use a weapon because of some imagined social distancing problem. People that stupid often can't cross the street unattended, so being a good shot is way beyond his capacity. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (dLLD6) 218
Can you do something about the damn ad smack dab in the middle of the screen?
Posted by: blue at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (IUJbg) Mine's a hula girl, dancing provocatively. I don't know what you're complaining about. Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (hku12) 219
And I think its been established that this cold virus is more threatening than the bubonic plague, small pox, the spanish flu, and ebola put together! Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (vMCab) Bupoxflubola? That just SOUNDS deadly. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (EGyGV) 220
And Elderly Karen macing unmasked people eating at a outdoor picnic table.
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (Pqytn) 221
What about inverted buckets on the head ???
Posted by: Bosk --- Someone said "Mattress" to Mr. Lambert! Now I'll have to get into the tea chest and sing! Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (N+Yg+) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru) 223
"Herman Cain brought it on himself by going to the PDT rally"
How many other people who went to the rally died of Wuflu? Did Herman have another complication besides his age? Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: "Terry" aqui at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (QzkSJ) 225
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."
Posted by: Paul at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (PMxE5) 226
Coming soon to your 'news' program!!! A Tale Of Two Funerals, Set in Atlanta, The first 90 minutes covers the life of a community organizer grifter and the last 7 minutes mentions some guy named Herman, surprising fact,,,both deaths are laid at the feet of President Trump. True story.
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (XhWtx) 227
So if we're going to mask debate shouldn't we all sit in a circle?
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (v0R5T) 228
206 Willowed....Dim spin is Herman Cain brought it on himself by going to the PDT rally. What will the spin be when the thousands of congregants of one of the many services for the congressman start dropping like flies?
They are all on HCQ. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk) You know, Biden is dumb enough to let it slip that he is on HCQ. Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (Izzlo) 229
And why was I not told before now that "Korean BBQ" marinade is just teriyaki sauce?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (hku12) - You don't want to know what teriyaki sauce is. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (nkwL+) I dated a girl named Terri. And another one named Terry. I wasn't complaining. Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (hku12) 230
Did Herman have another complication besides his age?
Two types of cancer, and not the RGB kind. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (yQpMk) 231
I was still wearing my mask.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (Ps2cL) I make damned sure that my mask comes off before I leave the store. Fuck 'em. They want to complain? Go ahead. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (dLLD6) 232
If VA gets a face shield mandate I'm going full Darth Vader.
Posted by: WitchDoktor Tempted to break out my new-in-pack bunny suit and dance around like Jessie Pinkman. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (ysmsf) 233
Did Herman have another complication besides his age?
Posted by: freaked No. Other than Stage 4 cancer and being 74. So no. Posted by: CDC Miklos at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55) 235
someone linked this bad cat (el gato malo on twitter) earlier, pretty good stuff in a long thread, with pretty graphs.
"these people were talking about 17-20% effective HIT (to stop disease spread) in stockholm back in early may." that is 'herd immunity threshold', and it is low because so many people (that don't live in bubbles) already have resistance from previous corornavirus, or other whatever. Constant exposure to the world is good ... life in bubble es muy malo. https://tinyurl.com/y2k2funk Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (Cus5s) 236
Can you do something about the damn ad smack dab in the middle of the screen?
Posted by: blue Perhaps. But in the meantime how about you run Malwarebytes first? Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (ysmsf) 237
Karens wanted to enforce Las Vegas mask ordinance! Karens wanted to report unmasked parishoners at church services! Karens! This is your time!
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (Pqytn) 238
158 Perhaps they think people have gotten used to the level of misery with masks so they need to up it to something more like face shields. Six months ago I would have said that sounded like a crazy conspiracy but now...
Not sure. Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at July 30, 2020 07:24 PM (cgXjL) You know, I THINK it's getting a little warm in here, but I'm not sure. Posted by: Frogs In the Frying Pan at July 30, 2020 07:29 PM (hku12) Yeah, I probably should have used a sarc tag on that second part but I was honest in that six months ago I would have thought it a little too far to think Dr Brix could be pushing it for that reason. But she has to know how ridiculous this is. Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (cgXjL) 239
One nice thing about goggles is that if you run into Marxist terrorists, it makes it harder for them to injure your eyes as they've been trained.
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (+ljgK) 240
You tell them there's going to be a world pandemic and global lockdown for four months - and smack in the middle of it, Democrats decide to mount a successful campaign against Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, they not only wouldn't have believed you, they would have rightfully injected you with enough Thorazine to sleep the winter through.
Posted by: ... --- If I told people in 1990 what's going on, they would have stopped listening after I claimed there was a Drag Queen Story Hour five minutes after legal gay marriage. Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (N+Yg+) 241
If you told the Romans that your society was dominated by a pack of middle-aged scolds, first they'd slap the iPhone out of your hand, and then sell you into slavery. They'd be right to.
Generations past must think we are the most mincing faggots on Earth. Then again, maybe we're just waiting for the right moment to react... Posted by: trev006 at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (A6Wna) 242
> Masks are patriotic.
It's clearly an 18d chess move to either a) make unpatriotic lefties hate them, or b) make them commit to that message, which opens them up to the argument that they are chiefly symbolic and represent compelled speech, like forcing people to recite the pledge of allegiance. > Netherlands becomes latest northern Euro land to say "nah, brah, no masks here I'm not sure nations that are keen to euthanize the ill and the elderly are the best example to follow, when it comes to diseases that mostly kill off the ill and elderly. Ulterior motives, you know. > We need to start beating those who wear masks. Enough lunacy and evil in the world, we don't need to add to it. Also, why hasn't someone asked Brix or Fauci what the goggles do yet? Posted by: perilisk at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (9p+wn) 243
Maybe get a Norwegian flag mask . . .
Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (NiXyF) 244
Can you do something about the damn ad smack dab in the middle of the screen?
Posted by: blue Perhaps. But in the meantime how about you run Malwarebytes first? Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (ysmsf) It doesn't hurt to turn your computer off and back on again. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (yQpMk) 245
By the insanity of Cthulhu, when I heard the goggle thing, the first thing I thought was about when LA decided to drive the porn industry out of LA by dint of regulations including that goggles had to be worn if there would be transmission of bodily fluids around the eyes. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (GbPPJ) Anyone else think it's funny that alex gets the porn reference in first, before us guys? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (EGyGV) 246
I still have to put the fake glob of snot on the outside of a mask and unleash my smoker's hack.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (Xogdd) 247
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So if we're going to mask debate shouldn't we all sit in a circle? we're gonna need a bigger drum Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (sGtp+) 248
223 "Herman Cain brought it on himself by going to the PDT rally"
How many other people who went to the rally died of Wuflu? Did Herman have another complication besides his age? Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (Tnijr) Well, stage 4 colon cancer that had metastasized to the surrounding organs, was told he had 3 months to live 8 months ago, but the Wuhan Flu is what got him. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 30, 2020 07:45 PM (I8FKK) 249
Clown masks = 100% protection.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (BRkq2) Posted by: Big Boy at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (d6DSt) 251
You tell them there's going to be a world pandemic and global lockdown for four months - and smack in the middle of it, Democrats decide to mount a successful campaign against Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, they not only wouldn't have believed you, they would have rightfully injected you with enough Thorazine to sleep the winter through. Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 07:41 PM (uEbPt) ------- And that the pandemic would be a "bad cold season." And that white kids would be smashing statues of Ulysses Grant in the name of black civil rights? And that the SI swimsuit issue would have a tranny in it? Shit's gotten weird. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (Tm4zg) 252
>>"Herman Cain brought it on himself by going to the PDT rally"
People throwing Molotov cocktails and fireworks at the feds don't deserve to be arrested, but Cain deserved to die for going to a rally? Alrighty!! Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (bDqIh) 253
164 If VA gets a face shield mandate I'm going full Darth Vader.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at July 30, 2020 07:31 PM (4k/Uz) VA is first in the country to require businesses to put together an Infectious Disease Program, similar to job safety programs, which will then be audited for conformance by OSHA. Effective September 26. Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (99Nt9) 254
WitchDoctor,
Did you try the video of the South Korean head of infectious diseases? Pretty hard to call him a Trump guy. https://youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (JKNZq) 255
https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/28/21344751/facial-recognition-face-masks-accuracy-nist-study
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 30, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ) Which is a major reason I started enthusiastically wearing them. Posted by: trev006 at July 30, 2020 07:46 PM (A6Wna) 256
"Two types of cancer, and not the RGB kind."
I knew about that but thought it was in remission. And still that spindley old bird Ginsburg persists. Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55) 258
It's clear the Left won't be happy until they have created a bunch of female mass murderers. Equality!!!!
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 07:47 PM (uEbPt) 259
What about inverted buckets on the head ???
Posted by: Bosk ....... Everybody should wear one so I can bong on them with a spatula. Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 07:47 PM (v0R5T) 260
And why was I not told before now that "Korean BBQ" marinade is just teriyaki sauce?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:40 PM (hku12) Damn, it seems to the stuff is inflammable! I'm not happy, Korea, not happy at all. Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:47 PM (hku12) 261
I'm not sure nations that are keen to euthanize the ill and the elderly are the best example to follow, when it comes to diseases that mostly kill off the ill and elderly. Ulterior motives, you know.
Posted by: perilisk ** shifty eyes ** Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at July 30, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro) Posted by: DEVO at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (sWM8x) 263
40 SW > Green Laser
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (nFRLh) 264
By the way, having a small Cypress Cove Texas Whiskey. It's heap big medicine.
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (XhWtx) 265
"was told he had 3 months to live 8 months ago, but the Wuhan Flu is what got him."
Yeah. He sure made the best of it. Cancer sucks. Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (Tnijr) 266
SK you're calling James a twat? Fuck you poser.
Posted by: Iggycaster at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (b/fp8) Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (yQpMk) 268
The whole Left scene is like the food fight in Hook!
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (Pqytn) 269
Watermelon helmets.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:49 PM (nkwL+) 270
Posted by: Frogs In the Frying Pan at July 30, 2020 07:29 PM (hku12)
Yeah, I probably should have used a sarc tag on that second part but I was honest in that six months ago I would have thought it a little too far to think Dr Brix could be pushing it for that reason. But she has to know how ridiculous this is. Posted by: SaltLifeLurker at July 30, 2020 07:44 PM (cgXjL) Yeah, Birx is just trolling at this point. Whatever integrity she once had, she's given it away, like Brian Stetler during fleet week. Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (hku12) 271
We're not "defeating" anything. Absent a vaccine yesterday, only things affecting final score can be: 1) therapies that save lives, 2)time-shifting of caseload to prevent deaths due to lack of medical capacity, and 3) isolation of vulnerable. Period. That's it.
And that's not "defeating" it, just reducing the final impact. Almost everything with the horrific economic, social, AND medical impact (deferred testing/care/treatment) that's continuing is relevant only to #2, and that turned out to be a miscalculation. There was no material issue with medical capacity, anywhere, including NYC/NJ. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (OTzUX) 272
@212
Or metrics of "success" or how we get back to normal. This shit has been a bullshit op and scam from jump street. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (Ua0t4) 273
Yeah, our librarians started with the face shields a week ago. Yes, they decorate them.
Posted by: gp at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (qpX6U) 274
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And I think its been established that this cold virus is more threatening than the bubonic plague, small pox, the spanish flu, and ebola put together! Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2020 07:39 PM (vMCab) Bupoxflubola? That just SOUNDS deadly. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2020 07:42 PM (EGyGV) Infludenguebolaids Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (luzVb) 276
Eromero, Cheers.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (Xogdd) 277
Colander masks cover both the face and the eyes. Just sayin
Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (786Ro) 278
Having a 12 year old's sense of humor, I got a kick out of the Police Squad movies. One scene had Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley hopping into bed, clad in floor length condoms.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 30, 2020 07:50 PM (C1Lsn) 279
I make damned sure that my mask comes off before I leave the store. Fuck 'em. They want to complain? Go ahead.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2020 07:43 PM (dLLD6) I do that too Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 07:51 PM (uEbPt) 280
257 Shit's gotten weird.
You can say that again. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55) Shit's gotten weird. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 07:51 PM (NWiLs) 281
Get your HD Vision Special Ops face shield today!
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 07:51 PM (v0R5T) 282
Yeah, our librarians started with the face shields a week ago.
- The people who distribute books that people just returned after reading them while on the toilet. Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:51 PM (nkwL+) 283
Did Herman have another complication besides his age? A couple of bouts of cancer, IIRC. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel ======== Dude had had colon cancer and was in a high-risk group. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2020 07:52 PM (G51Gf) 284
#243: Yeah, I saw that article. Instead if saying "Excuse me, what flag is that" we get the usual passle of idiots jumping to conclusions. Not that there is anything wrong with getting some exercise...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2020 07:52 PM (cZjDV) 285
Shit's gonna get weirder.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:53 PM (Xogdd) 286
i would have punted that bitch into the dairy aisle.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 30, 2020 07:53 PM (tRd71) 287
Put glitter on your goggles! Buy decals for your face mask!
Posted by: Acme Crap For The Masses at July 30, 2020 07:53 PM (Pqytn) 288
and... Mattel took a swing at Don Trump Jr:
"'Voter Barbie must be a Democrat because she's already wearing an 'I Voted' sticker and yet she's got another ballot in her hand," he tweeted Wednesday, appealing to his father's unfounded claims about widespread voting fraud. remember when feminists complained that Barbie was a bad role model for girls because Barbie looked like she was about 6 feet tall and weighed about 80 pounds? and Yahoo: "Our goal is to create a safe and engaging place for users to connect over interests and passions. In order to improve our community experience, we are temporarily suspending article commenting. In the meantime, we welcome your feedback to help us enhance the experience." and meanwhile, also at yahoo, overweight lingerie model Ashley Graham posed in a bikini so you can see what she looks like with stretch marks. Yes, it's not what you probably want to see. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2020 07:53 PM (4a9Vv) 289
How can we do therapies that save lives when those are only allowed if they meet the approval of WHO? The problem is that many in this country do not want people to survive this.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (JKNZq) 290
Shit's gotten weird.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x) 291
I had to wear a face mask during my two hour surgery. Oxygen below the mask, and as they were sending me off to dreamless land, they slipped my mask down enough to put me out. I woke up with the stupid mask stuck to my face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (Ps2cL) 292
Thanks, Ben Had. I need some medicatin' after dealing with crazys all day.
Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (XhWtx) 293
Nah, the sick Dutch euthanasia policy has no relevance to their (easy, obvious) medical and technical call that masks are pointless. It's the actual conventional wisdom of decades, with lots of research trying to document benefit for preventing spread of respiratory viruses, without success.
And the patriotic reference simply will not compute here, though I think some silently get it. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (OTzUX) 294
Where my Trader Joe's haters at?
@ABC11_WTVD Trader Joe's says it will not rebrand ethnic food labels despite petition calling names racist Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (ysmsf) 295
So back to my first question, how many other people who went to the rally died?
Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2020 07:55 PM (Tnijr) 296
This mask thing is getting like Halloween. Are those Venetian masks with big noses ok? How about the Unknown comic?
Posted by: dartist at July 30, 2020 07:55 PM (+ya+t) 297
So the Chicoms are now saying that we developed this kick ass delivery system that we could make lethal, but we don't have to - we can win and create a slave culture and avoid all the dead bodies. Win-win!
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 30, 2020 07:56 PM (nFRLh) 298
Also, why hasn't someone asked Brix or Fauci what the goggles do yet? Posted by: perilisk They prevent mutants from sending out death rays. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2020 07:56 PM (aKsyK) 299
JT,
he wasn't wearing the mask on his face Posted by: notsothoreau Well, either it was a GIANT mask, or bugs run away from him ! Posted by: JT at July 30, 2020 07:56 PM (arJlL) 300
Where my Trader Joe's haters at?
@ABC11_WTVD Trader Joe's says it will not rebrand ethnic food labels despite petition calling names racist Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2020 07:54 PM (ysmsf) Hopefully the few companies that aren't woke will take a page out of the Goya playbook and tell the left to pound sand. BTW how did that Goya boycott go? Seems to not have gotten much news since the first hysteria Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 07:56 PM (n0Lkw) 301
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and our government arrests gym owners and tells us we can't buy seeds. That's ok--I hear China is sending seeds to us. You can plant those! Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (OX9vb) 302
This mask thing is getting like Halloween. Are those Venetian masks with big noses ok? How about the Unknown comic? Posted by: dartist How about the Virginia Klansman? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (aKsyK) 303
nood
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (nkwL+) 304
I always figured that summer would cause a drop in infections. But I hadn't factored in air conditioning. You need the heat to kill it off and to be out in the sun to make vitamin D. If you are inside where it's air conditioned, there's no advantage and the virus infects at the same rate.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 07:57 PM (JKNZq) 305
Trump killed Herman Cain. Without that idiot Tulsa "rally" Herman would still be lusting for white wimmen.
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (4NMkj) 306
And still that spindley old bird Ginsburg persists.
- Well, you've got to admit. Masks improve her. Now, if we could only get her a ball gag. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (+y/Ru) 307
Also, why hasn't someone asked Brix or Fauci what the goggles do yet?
Posted by: perilisk They prevent mutants from sending out death rays. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2020 07:56 PM (aKsyK) ============================ I remember the X-Ray goggles one could order from a wrapper of Bazooka bubblegum. Man, Bazooka was ahead of its time! Posted by: Acme Crap For The Masses at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (Pqytn) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (pnfZk) 309
Also, why hasn't someone asked Brix or Fauci what the goggles do yet?
Posted by: perilisk Make you look dorky Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (n0Lkw) 310
I joked with a Trader Joe's employee last week in the store about whether I could get things changed there by submitting a petition - you know, bring back discontinued products I like, things like that. He rolled his eyes, laughed, and said "yeah, that's pretty ridiculous", referring to the short-lived submission to the mob.
Until Aunt Jemima is back on the bottle, my war will not be over. Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (OTzUX) 311
I've ordered a couple Trump 2020 KAGA face masks and its either a scam or they cannot keep up with demand.
For any democrat terrorist who might demand or forcibly try to remove it, I will neither acknowledge or deny having a CC permit. Choose wisely. Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (ZTDnL) 312
So RGB's getting the baby blood transfusions at the hospital twice a week now? Grim Reaper is tapping his foot ... impatiently.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2020 07:58 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (luzVb) 314
I'm going to put the Presidio Flag on my burqa.
I'd cut off my right arm off rather than live in tyranny. Cool image of a severed arm on the flag Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (Xogdd) 315
Reading all this has really raised my appreciation of living out here among the cows & corn ... where I haven't seen a person wearing a mask in a week or more.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (OWgiM) 316
So the Chicoms are now saying that we developed this kick ass delivery
system that we could make lethal, but we don't have to - we can win and create a slave culture and avoid all the dead bodies. Win-win! They're succeeding beyond their wildest dreams. Instead of everybody being pissed at them for what they did to us, people are turning into passive sheep who think nothing of trying to kill a fellow American for not wearing a mask or not socialist distancing. #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 30, 2020 07:59 PM (HaL55) 317
Growing chaos, every day, right up until November 3. And if you vote for Trump or Republicans, this will continue for 4 more years. Only one way to save yourselves: vote Democrat. Exactly according to plan. And pffft, no way is Trump going to snatch me and drop me off in Indonesia. Because my Chinese-loving compatriots in Congress won't stand for it. Posted by: George Soros, sitting in his oversized leather chair, petting his white long-haired cat at July 30, 2020 08:00 PM (sy5kK) 318
Actually, I've read an article about mask wearers in Norway getting spit on and shouted at and refused service, etc. Like a mirror image of here. Is that the joke with the Norwegian flag mask thing? I don't get it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 08:01 PM (Tm4zg) 319
Clown masks = 100% protection.
Posted by: Gilded Age II Oh man now I will have "clown horror dreams". Posted by: idlan at July 30, 2020 08:01 PM (8qXjk) 320
Well, that didn't take long. Two GA legislators want to rename the bridge over the Savannah River for John Lewis. The current name is Talmadge Bridge, after a racist Democrat.
I'd go with the Herman Cain bridge, but that's just me. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (Ps2cL) 321
Being stuck in Illinois I have been wearing masks longer than I can remember but keep my beautiful nose uncovered. Using my eyes I project Hate Rays onto the Jewel Karenwaffe. Hate from the depths of Hell. Hate where I would go to their homes and roast their children upon a spit.
Really enjoying 2020 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 30, 2020 08:02 PM (4q76z) 322
Obama is getting TuCa-ed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (Ps2cL) 323
Hey, everyone! You can even build a snorkelized, hermetically-sealed body pouch. We have amazing plastics and polyethylene technology - better than the Chinese. Make a game of it and see who can look most like a wrapped sandwich or juice pack.
![]() Posted by: Drs. Brickhead and Fauxi at July 30, 2020 08:03 PM (HhXSr) 324
"Also, why hasn't someone asked Brix or Fauci what the goggles do yet? Posted by: perilisk -- Make you look dorky"
Next will be a beanie with a propeller on top ... to blow away the virus ... it is all a test to see if the Google Brainwashing Machine is working ... so far it is. They have a majority supporting BLM terrorists that burn down business ... pretty much the same as lemmings off a cliff ... Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2020 08:04 PM (Ps2cL) 326
The goggles! They do nothing!
Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at July 30, 2020 08:06 PM (zuVZw) 327
Second look burqas?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 30, 2020 08:20 PM (BRkq2) 328
119 I still think 2020 is a big hidden camera social experiment, like an even worse version of The Truman Show
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Izzlo) Let's find the lens and shoot it out. Posted by: George Soros, sitting in his oversized leather chair, petting his white long-haired cat at July 30, 2020 08:22 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 08:24 PM (sy5kK) 330
Its time to start shooting back
Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 30, 2020 08:28 PM (aR6C/) 331
Willowed wall of text. Maybe being at the end, someone will still see it, and find it useful.
I would like to tell you all a story about voodoo medicine. I don't remember where I first heard the term "voodoo medicine," but I remember distinctly what it was referring too: the application of backboards to trauma patients. I'll come back to that. I started in emergency medicine in 1991. Back then, we gave high-flow oxygen to almost everyone. If some is good, more is better, right? "Give them oxygen! You can't kill them with oxygen!" Got chest pain? Non-rebreather mask for you! High flow oxygen will save the day! Abdominal pain? High flow for you! Broken leg? Yep, you get 15 L/min. Everybody got oxygen. It is what was always done. Then somebody did a study. And it was duplicated. Huh. Seems that hyperoxygenating people caused the creation of free radicals, which did far more damage than the extra oxygen did good. And we stopped giving so much oxygen. Now we titrate the application to achieve a certain benchmark. High flow oxygen was voodoo medicine: we just thought it was common sense, so it must be good. Right? Turns out, we were wrong. In 1991, every trauma patient got a backboard and cervical collar. Gotta protect that spinal column! Fall off a roof? Backboard for you! High speed car crash, but you're out and walking around? Tough shit! You need a backboard! Stand here while we demonstrate this cool method of lying you back onto a backboard to protect your spine that doesn't hurt. Grandma fell out of her chair? Lay flat on this hard board, grandma, and shut up about it! Do you want to be paralyzed???? Then somebody did a study. And it was duplicated. Huh. Seems that putting everybody on a backboard was a bad idea. For some people, it did far more harm than good. In fact, in only a small handful of cases, was this helpful. You see: it was voodoo medicine. We did it because we had always done it, it was just common sense, so it must be good, right? Turns out, we were wrong. There has never been a repeated, published study that says any kind of a face covering prevents the spread of this virus or any other. It is voodoo medicine. It's what we do instead of something. It's just common sense, right? I'm pretty sure we're wrong about this, too. Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 30, 2020 08:33 PM (C1NyB) 332
If you listen carefully to what Birx is descirbing, she's talking about what we call the CONE OF SHAME" when our poor pets come home from the vets after surgery.
AND SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY!!! Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at July 30, 2020 08:38 PM (QU+qf) 333
Baron Munchausen: "There has never been a repeated, published study that says any kind of a face covering prevents the spread of this virus or any other. It is voodoo medicine. It's what we do instead of something. It's just common sense, right? I'm pretty sure we're wrong about this, too."
The sciences are horrifically bad at reproducing previous studies. I mean to the point of institutional fraud. It's one of those uncovered scandals that just persists ad nauseum and I cannot for the life of me understand why its tolerated by anyone outside of the business of science. The deference to "experts" remains a fatal flaw in human behavior. So your anecdotes don't surprise me in the least. Science research is almost never duplicated in a true and valid sense. Sure, the people/lab who perform the initial study will repeat at as standard procedure as the paper is created and peer reviewed; but an exact repeat by an outside contemporary? It is rarely, validly and wholly reproducible. It's disgraceful. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (HhXSr) 334
It's disgraceful.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2020 08:46 PM (HhXSr) It really is. It really and truly is. Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 30, 2020 08:59 PM (C1NyB) 335
All our experts are really into B&D and S&M.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 30, 2020 09:02 PM (1g7ch) 336
We will soon be issued our Cone of Shame.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 30, 2020 09:04 PM (SqopC) 337
Dayum I didn't read upthread
Great minds and all. But seriously.... Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 30, 2020 09:05 PM (SqopC) 338
Let's turn it around on them. Conservatives should start wearing goggles, since Fauci now says that's what the science supports.
WHAT???? YOU'RE NOT WEARING GOGGLES!! GRANDDMAAA KILLLERRRR!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: vrf at July 30, 2020 09:39 PM (FL0P4) 339
I guess I'm ahead of the goggles BS. I refuse to wear a face diaper, but I'm in Colorado and our Governor is on a rampage. So I've been wearing my biker scout helmet from Return of the Jedi when I have to go shopping. If it were cooler, I'd wear my Ewok balaclava/hat.
Posted by: tb24601 at July 30, 2020 09:52 PM (0eMZ2) 340
Karen: "Why aren't your kids wearing a mask"!
Mother: "Because, unlike you, they don't need to hide any ugliness" Unfortunately, that would likely further traumatize the kids Posted by: boynsea at July 30, 2020 10:05 PM (Fks5r) 341
almost impossible for kids younger than 10 to catch covid,
Not, however, impossible to carry it. news.yahoo.com/young-children-carry-higher-levels-coronavirus-study-225500558.html Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 30, 2020 11:16 PM (ykYG2) 342
These Karenic nut jobs are angry unhappy people who want to vent their anger physically. However, in their personal situations they are afraid to vent, for whatever the reason, so they go out into the streets, public places, and they vent their anger by accusing others of not wearing a mask, etc. etc. The lady who screamed at the mother with three kids mentioned at one point that she and her three kids were going to "kill me and my husband." I'm going to take a big guess that she's unhappy or miserable in her life with her hubby and would like to beat him to a pulp, but he's her source of revenue and status, so she's decided that going after a mother and three kids won't cost her anything socially and she'll be treated as a hero by some. This is what the Muslims do when they blow up children and burn to death captives. "I'm going to "heaven" because I'm doing it for my faith. Bullshit.
Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at July 31, 2020 07:21 AM (xZjSg) 343
I'm waiting for Ozymandias and Dr Doom to just come out and say, "I think we need to start liquidating people to prevent the spread of coronavirus.
Kill millions to SAVE BILLIONS!" Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 31, 2020 09:27 AM (6MoD2) 344
Deborah Birx, Karen-in-Chief
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