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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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J.J. Sefton:
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Twitter Rep to Israel's Knesset: We Flag Trump But Not Ayatollah Khameini Because Khameini's Exhortations to Wipe Israel Off the Map Are Not the Kind of "Glorification of Violence" or "Inspiration to Harm" That We Worry About
This should be something the US media reports. Wow. https://t.co/y5iCNwx7yZ
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) July 29, 2020
I don’t care what Big Tech CEOs say...
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) July 29, 2020
I care what GOP politicians do.
No more talk.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Someguy at July 30, 2020 02:52 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: PacosMojo at July 30, 2020 02:52 PM (ivZ+f)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (sjdRT)
The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (A5zUN)
The free model will let you see all the calls for death to America that are out there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (sjdRT)
Welcome to 2020, dude!
Posted by: Max Power at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: PacosMojo at July 30, 2020 02:52 PM (ivZ+f)
everyone else as well
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (X/Pw5)
The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)
Twitter is the kind of demon that is very hard to kill.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (l4D6Z)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: POM-NPC_11100010 at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (AiZBA)
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I tend to believe that Twitter is a lot less important than other people, as well.
It's always been a dumb platform, and the idea that it's toxic is so universal that I don't think they're ever going to crawl away from that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (hYcqw)
Why you could almost get the impression that Twatter has some sort of political agenda or something
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6bQvJ)
But first, the government of Israel takes the first shot. I imagine Bibi would love to nail an American company over incitement to genocide...
Posted by: trev006 at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (A6Wna)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)
With their resumees, they'll probably parachute into some nice cushy jobs at the Committee for Pubic Safety at pr0nhub.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 30, 2020 02:57 PM (l4D6Z)
Posted by: acceptable commentary on political issues at July 30, 2020 02:57 PM (RMONq)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)
With their resumees, they'll probably parachute into some nice cushy jobs at the Committee for Pubic Safety at pr0nhub.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6FeV1)
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"All of this heterosexual sex between consenting adults is problematic. Lesbian sex are just excuses for the male gaze. Only male on male sex with at least one trans participant is allowed. Also rape of children, for no real reason whatsoever."
-Whistles away innocently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (tSosf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (hYcqw)
You see, Teh Joooz are the ones trying to genocide their poor downtrodden neighbors who only want peace.
So exterminating them all is only just and proper.
Why are you so full of hate?
(/sarc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (yeKQO)
The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)
Hope you're right. There's no way a cocksucker like Dorsey will ever be ruined financially but having that ginormous ego get humiliated publicly would be fun.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (y7DUB)
The two options that Twitter can be are:
publisher.
platform.
The laws say it cannot be both.
So why are they both?
And why are they allowed to continue this?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 02:59 PM (yeKQO)
Hope you're right. There's no way a cocksucker like Dorsey will ever be ruined financially but having that ginormous ego get humiliated publicly would be fun.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (y7DUB)
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"He could buy a dinosaur fossil and then have to give it back because it was stolen. That worked for me."
-Nick Cage
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (HmZuC)
Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 02:59 PM (yeKQO)
Martha Stewart has had some WORK done.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (oDRcK)
Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)
Oh man. A Mossad-made alternative to Twitter....
be still, my heart.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (6FeV1)
Due to the overall corruption in this country, more-or-less all super-wealthy people are dutiful Leftists. I can't think of one who isn't.
So, needless to say, I don't particularly like any of them. Some of them I despise.
But low as my opinion of our commie oligarchs is, I at least respect the high intelligence, personal strength, and ruthless dedication to the pursuit of power which brought them to the top of this particular dung-heap.
Not so with Jack Dorsey. I call him @SimpleJack for a reason. I think Dorsey may be a rare example of a total chump who stumbles ass-backwards into good fortune, like Kramer on Seinfeld.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (Tm4zg)
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That was hilarious.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)
That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn
what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)
Turn feed off.
Pick nose.
Turn back on.
Claim ignorance of what just happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NWiLs)
New York Times
CNN
msnbc
Amazon
Kroger
BLM
Antifa
Microsoft
Apple
Bill Gates
Obama
The Clintons
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Second look at circling the drain?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (luzVb)
Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)
A team of Israelis created WAZE. Best navigation around, and of course Google paid a Billion for it.
Pocket change for Google.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (sy5kK)
That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)
But I use a VPN.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)
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Technically, this would be a triviality. Most people don't seem to realize that Israel's economy is so dense with high-tech that they can do nearly anything. Hardware. Software. Communications. Bio. The whole magilla. Israel has enormous high tech industry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)
Carry on.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (DMUuz)
It's demons.
See the demons flying out of the arc?
Many follow the demons some don't.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (ezSUn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Mark Cuban at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (RMONq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)
virtual pick'n'flick network.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++
Great excuses:
- I have no idea. It just blipped.
- My microwave interferes with my WiFi and the damn kids needed a hot pocket
- My router hiccuped
- Sunspots must be wreaking havoc here
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (xfb67)
Someone should make a fake Twitter account and nearly copy everything the Iranian account posts.
Not word for word, the AI would figure that out.
How long until Twitter figured it out?
How long until Twitter censored it?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
Gotta keep the pipes clean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (NWiLs)
I disagree completely there. It is a horrible way to get news for the fact that in almost every case, you are getting a link to a story, and it is up to you to follow the story through to see what it is actually about instead of the blurb the author of the tweet (which may have nothing to do with the actual story.) It is up to you to follow through and get 'the real story.' A lot don't and just get the 'news' from the twitter 'blurb.'
Not to mention, you are only going to get stories linked by the people you follow. The internet is one of the greatest tool ever made for getting information, but it is also one of the easiest places to create information bubbles.
I always liked the Drudge model- a huge clearinghouse of links, but even then you are at the mercy of the person running the clearing house.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (A5zUN)
That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)
But I use a VPN.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)
So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)
The laws say it cannot be both.
So why are they both?
And why are they allowed to continue this?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (sy5kK)
Laws don't pertain to leftists. You should know that . The GOP in congress know it.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (yeKQO)
Posted by: Justsayin'
Moose out front should have told you
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (FZYNt)
Still wondering why "the Young Turks" news/commentary show is a thing.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
Gotta keep the pipes clean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (NWiLs)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: J. W. Gacy's Basement Sewer at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (hku12)
That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)
But I use a VPN.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)
So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)
That would be a proxy server...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (SoWF7)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM
One does what one must to cover all modalities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)
You know that if they create a Twitter replacement every tap will be stored on their server in sorted files.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ezSUn)
That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn
what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
http://americandigest.org/what-is-americas-great-debate/
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (AiZBA)
The nosepicking is encrypted, moved at lightspeed to a new location then decrypted. It's like a Star Trek transporter for boogers.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM
One does what one must to cover all modalities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (DMUuz)
Remain blessed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ
Fucking disgusting. Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch and shake some rando's hand afterwards.
People are gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:02
While I would like to have more money than I do, I can honestly say-without going through the entire list- that I'd rather be as poor as I than being credited with starting the vile Twitter, or being evil Jeff Bezos or giving my soul to the forces of darkness like Hillary Clinton, BLM or Antifa.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ezSUn)
++++++++++
Of course. Do you think that plain-old Twitter *isn't*?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ezSUn)
And this would be different how?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (z79tQ)
Good Times, Good Times.
Posted by: An Observation at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (ycih9)
Pocket change for Google.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (sy5kK)
I used Waze but dropped it like a hot potato when google bought it for data collection.
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (JKNZq)
Having used a few of the various online meeting applications, I gotta say I've never had to fake a bad connection.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (HmZuC)
70 Moki, you've got mail
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 02:40 PM (Xogdd)
Ben Had, I sent you a response! Stay cool!
Posted by: Moki at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (/H+aK)
The Constitution will be destroyed, your rights gone, and America as we know it will be over.
The only way to reclaim America will be a violent Civil War.
Sam Stein
@samstein
37m
Obama calls for elimination of the filibuster in order to pass voting rights legislation
Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC
36m
Obama just came out for DC and Puerto Rican statehood, and came out in favor of ending the filibuster.
Ari Berman
@AriBerman
36m
Holy sh*t - Obama just called the filibuster a "Jim crow relic" and called for eliminating it if necessary
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ)
I had a boss who would pick up my pen and chew on it.
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM
He must have thought it funny, but it snot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (DMUuz)
what's your take on masturbation?
- -
Case by case.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (2BgZB)
Hands free connection
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)
Appeals to a certain sect of people.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (ezSUn)
Certainly less than a thousand. Maybe two.
Posted by: Sulla at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (SoWF7)
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*Not intended as instructions.
Posted by: Eric Blair at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (JKNZq)
Because you are avoiding additional impulse purchases?
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (+ljgK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (yeKQO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ
Fucking disgusting. Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch and shake some rando's hand afterwards.
People are gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pnfZk)
And stupid. And should be beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)
A British family decided to go on holiday to France. So they loaded up their car, and put most o their luggage in a roof rack on the top of the car.
Got through the English Channel Tunnel, and stopped at a gas station in Normandy, France.
Apparently, everyone momentarily was out of sight of the car for a short time.
So they all pile back in the car, and on the hgihway start noticing weird bumping sounds coming from the roof.
So they pull over, and this happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3LRPN1RSFQ
British family shocked as two African migrants climb out of their roof rack in France
What happened was:
At the gas station, two illegal immigrants from Africa, who wanted to get from France to England, spotted the UK license plates on the car, and so opened the roof rack, discarded all the luggage inside, and then climbed in, assuming that the car was heading BACK to England. Ooops - -the car was actually headed toward southern France.
If the family hadn't noticed the bumping, the migrants would have later emerged to find themselves hundreds of miles FURTHER from their hoped-for destination.
The reaction of the British Dad when the migrants climb out of the roof rack is classic: "You Twats! Where's all our stuff! Empty your pockets!"
The Africans just saunter off into the bushes, and disappear.
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
_________
I believe when you make a remote snowflake co-worker cry, it's via a cloud server.
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (/NKts)
During his eulogy of Lewis???
Funny how no one on the Left is appalled by him using that time as if it were a political rally.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (bDqIh)
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The nosepicking is encrypted, moved at lightspeed to a new location then decrypted. It's like a Star Trek transporter for boogers.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (luzVb)
Somewhere in Kyrgyzstan, all those boogers are being stored.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (+ljgK)
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I chew pens. It's a habit I have never been able to break. But if it's any consolation, I only ever chew *my* pens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (hYcqw)
Because Congress allows them to flout the law.
But don't worry Jim Jordan says the GOP is working on something...
Look for it sometime in 2021.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (ba7DA)
We can't ban Adolf Hitler, just because he just wants to re-unite the German peoples living in the Sudetenland with Germany.
But we banned Winston Churchill, because he is obviously advocating a war.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (vcOmj)
Don't eat it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)
Don't eat all my cake.
https://youtu.be/GeCmOICKhVU
Live from Fry St. Fair.
I. Was. There.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y2tfdsxp
Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (A+M5E)
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)
But now it's a problem?
Honestly, Republicans should dominate the Senate but we are terrible at recruiting. Way more Red States than Blue States.
Posted by: Dig Dug at July 30, 2020 03:14 PM (RW5iU)
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (Izzlo)
Same reason some people can't ignore vodka or heroin.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Sulla at July 30, 2020 03:14 PM (yQpMk)
https://youtu.be/GeCmOICKhVU
Live from Fry St. Fair.
I. Was. There.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Turn that crap down!
Posted by: Sponge's Dad at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (HEEq1)
I saw this earlier today - think it was Salty Cracker. Just to make things special, the French Authorities decided there wasn't anything to be done, and turned these 2 loose. The poor family never recovered their stuff.
BTW, I think he said the "C" word, that is kinda like a twat.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (8B6Ng)
As a whole yes, and I was a massive simpleton to think it would raise all boats. That said sites like this have let me interact with opinionated conservatives in ways that would be borderline unpossible otherwise. Plus on a completely unrelated topic I became more knowledgeable on improvised music than I would have elsewhere except possibly living in NYC.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (y7DUB)
or any other stellar thing about a good boss.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (oDRcK)
"Hey man! you need to get on Twitter with all us cool people"
"why would I do that?"
"so can keep up with each other better!"
"I'm takin' a shit, did you want to know that?"
Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (XTiHL)
Reminds me of A Night at the Opera after Harpo and Chico are found hiding in Groucho's trunk:
Groucho: You fellas seen my shirt?
Chico: There wasn't room, so we sold it.
Groucho: What'd you get for it?
Chico: 25 cents.
Groucho: That was my shirt alright.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (HmZuC)
There are good indications that they are not making money like they used to and advertisers are bailing. I think the company is in serious trouble financially but will be able to do lots of damage while they crumble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
Just got back from Whole Paycheck, where I go in with a mask and pull it down onto my chin because I damn well feel like it.
Guy standing by the aisle as I order fish says, all macho-like and self-righteous "Pull up your mask and wear it properly!"
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."
He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.
That felt good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
........
nothing beats a raging mask debate.
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
I find it hilarious that what they think makes them look tough makes them look like losers and they don't even know it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I wish all my boss did was pick his nose
Posted by: Tara Reade at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (ezSUn)____________
______________
ISWYDT
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (SoWF7)
But it was ok when Obama filibustered Alito.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (ezSUn)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (HmZuC)
No question. And all those people you never see, who wipe their noses, then touch the door handle you are about to touch... who take a dump in a public restroom, flush and pull up without ever stopping near a sink...
Viruses have been perfecting how to spread for eons. A little cloth mask isn't going to stop them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (XTiHL)
And grab the handrail on the bus, leaving your spilled soda on the seat.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (WpHMC)
Posted by: Kurtz at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (h+6I8)
Posted by: BurtTC
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose
Even on the Internet
On the Internet
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM
For Pete's sake ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (oDRcK
I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)
Shuttup, wear your mask, wait for a cure.
Posted by: Governor Abbott: political coward at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (luzVb)
But it was ok when Obama filibustered Alito.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)
He'll get away with it because two generations of brainwashed Americans and the media.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (oDRcK)
+++++++++++
I have had more good bosses than bad. Two exceptional ones. The first cleared the path for me. I was smart and capable but green as hell. He broke a lot of rules to advance me and let me cut my teeth on harder problems than I was technically supposed to. Set me up for success. I will always be grateful. The second was the best boss I have ever had, and is still a friend. He lived for his people. He would lay down the law and get shit done, but he had our backs and fought like the devil for us. One of the reasons he got fired in a big shake-up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (hYcqw)
I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)
Was she hot?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)
Overtime
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (ezSUn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
"why would I do that?"
"so can keep up with each other better!"
"I'm takin' a shit, did you want to know that?"
Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (XTiHL)
Chitcago DJ used to do the Answering Machine Olympics.
Winner one time was a dude with a thick Chitcago accent: "I can't come to the phone right now cuz I'm in the can burnin' mule."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, technically, Tara, as loathsome as Joe Biden is and was I don't think he was your boss, was he? He was just the figurehead..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (luzVb)
The arrogance and the ignorance are breathtaking.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM
For Pete's sake ...
ISWYDT
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Well.....was she hot?
And.....did you?
Pics or you're making it up.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (vcOmj)
I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)
Was she hot?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (NWiLs
She was decent for an older lady. I was much younger at the time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (oDRcK)
All he has to do is reboot his router.
The trolls have figured this out.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (luzVb)
JoeF is really Mutt Romney.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (AiZBA)
I just happened to have bought a new faucet a couple of weeks back, so I called up my plumber - been using them for 20 years. He won't come inside the house. Because apparently, the MSM is now saying there's droplets that hang in the air for 72 hours or something? So this guy I assume has laid off his staff, and is scared to death.
I have irrigation work outside he says he'll do - they wouldn't have touched this 6 months ago. F*K this whole thing, they're making people insane. And now I'll have the owner of a company crawling around working on freaking irrigation sprinklers other places would get a day-laborer to do.
Sad!
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (8B6Ng)
I used to have a boss who would go into subordinates' offices, sneak out a silent one, and leave.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
It's called "marking your territory".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (N39Ws)
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."
He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.
That felt good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)
I did something similar and it felt great. The stupid codger said "don't you curse me" and I just stared at him and asked "or what?"
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)
Where is that form? *rummaging* Ah, here we go.
Was she hot?
Bust size?
What was she wearing?
Naughty Librarian?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (A5zUN)
Big Tech, just like most of the media, are part of the DNC propaganda arm.
and I missed most of the morning so just wanted to say WOW about the Flynn thing even though I had a suspicion that the show trial would continue.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (luzVb)
You want him to be un-banned or remain banned? And why?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)
Nice.
Adam Corolla has said, wherever you go, even if you never have to use it, a man should always have a "Go F yourself" already loaded and chambered.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)
I think there are 3 main draws:
1) I get to interact with famous people! They might respond or *oh blessed day* follow me!
2) it feeds peoples' ego and need to be noticed, by giving them an outsized voice and feedback on their antics
3) it gives you somewhere to have a voice when you feel isolated and powerless
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."
Told my pharmacist if I got disrespected again by clerk karen at the door nag nag nag that I would be glad to call my health clinic to transfer my account from rite aid over to cvs. That got his attention.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (WpHMC)
I knew that JoeF. would come to trouble.
May God have mercy on his soul.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (FZYNt)
I did something similar and it felt great. The stupid codger said "don't you curse me" and I just stared at him and asked "or what?"
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
My schmuck-du-jour was a millennial, I'd guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: The Iron Sheik at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (PR+wx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (luzVb)
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."
He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.
That felt good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)
Good on you.
My standard reply is "Stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (FZYNt
Pretty close. I was in my early twenties. I think she was probably in her 40s.
My first cougar sighting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (pnfZk)
We prohibit content that wishes, hopes, promotes, or expresses a desire for death, serious and lasting bodily harm, or serious disease against an entire protected category and/or individuals who may be members of that category.
________________________________
Here be the Twitter rules verbatim. What am I missing.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (Dormu)
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (E/gBi)
I would say destroy Square too, just because of bad associations.
In my universe it would even be illegal to hire anyone who ever worked for these firms, or ever even knew Jack Dorsey.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++++
Their opponents aren't people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM
I wouldn't say that much older.
Posted by: Yoko at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (tdib5)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)
-------------------------------------
I think part of the reason for the absolutely insane behavior we are seeing this year from The Left is that they decided to let Barky be the even tempered statesman, he would set up the power grab but Cankles would actually be the one to do the grabbing. Because half the country hates Clinton Inc so it could be brushed off as, oh it's just those angry republicans who hate the Clintons.
But then Cankles lost the rigged election and they've been stewing about it for 4 years now. How do we get back from this? Every day is crazier than the day before.
Posted by: Boots at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (Dormu)
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (E/gBi)
Even on the Internet
On the Internet
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)
Then I'm really not seeing the purpose of a VPN.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (hku12)
A VPN addition would actually get JoeF back on the site.
Or call his provider and ask for another IP address.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (ezSUn)
PMCS. Just got to remember to put the pan out to catch the drippings.
Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (L/q47)
10% of those users are responsible for 80% of tweets.
I know precisely no one in real life who uses Twitter. Not one. Why does everyone imagine this gutter is somehow so menacing? Why is everyone convinced that this shithouse is the biggest and baddest of the big and bad? No one cares. Twitter addicts might. Most people don't know what is being said or censored on that platform and couldn't care less about it or it's alleged "influencers".
Yeh, I get censorship is against conservatives and yeh, that's bad, but why bother with the platform at all? And why spend time and energy fretting about any of it?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Vxu+H)
Why don't we make it real for these people?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (h2OUV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (oDRcK)
Pretty close. I was in my early twenties. I think she was probably in her 40s.
My first cougar sighting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (pnfZk)
I was single in my early 20s. I would've been all up in that.
Workin for a livin...WORKIN!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NWiLs)
==========
Digging deep, doing the double knuckle.
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)
The trolls are on VPN
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (E/gBi)
Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (Dormu)
It ain't us.
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)
Maybe we should call for the destruction of Jack Dorsey's home and
making it impossible for him to go out in public without being harassed.
Why don't we make it real for these people?
That sounds like a job for 4 Chan; the people that gave Shia Lebauf (no idea how to spell his name) a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (JKNZq)
Then don't wear a mask and go down whichever aile you wish what ever direction that pleases you.
Just try it.
This horseshit isn't going to end if you're blindly obedient.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (Fs5vw)
-
It's OK so long as you're wearing goggles and a mask.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)
.........
and latex gloves.
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)
Not mine - but I have to turn the router off for hours.
The ol' iPhone, however, gets a new IP - and thus a new hash - with every boot.
Posted by: Ridiculous at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (m3RIE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (KnJdm)
Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)
Most ISP's cycle IP's periodically so you don't run a website or FTP at your house without paying for a static IP.
They usually only check the MAC address to allow connection, but a reboot or power off for a few minutes may not work, depending on what the lease time is on the assigned IP.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
who wipe their noses, then touch the door handle you are about to
touch... who take a dump in a public restroom, flush and pull up without
ever stopping near a sink...
Viruses have been perfecting how to spread for eons. A little cloth mask isn't going to stop them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)
I'm a germo-phobe, so I've been paranoid about public places and particularly restaurants - and every time I do go out people prove to me I'm right. It's funny, but my partner (business) is even worse than I am. Several years ago we had a lunch meeting at a well-known Chinese Restaurant in Los Altos, and as we were leaving I got a little pillow mint, using the little spoon they had near the register.
Of course, he waited until I popped it into my mouth to tell me about a study he'd just read about the airborn urine that lands on these things (yes, the register was near the restroom doors). One less thing I'll ever touch again.
I've frequently mentioned my love-hate with local taquerias, and what our wonderful third worlders do with the squirt style salsa bottles. Nobody ever believes me until I take video. And, it's every single time I go there. And no, I won't touch those things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (8B6Ng)
The trolls are on VPN
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (E/gBi)
Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)
__________________________
Rebooting your router will change the dynamic address of your connection unless you have previously set up a static address so you can port forward or various other reasons.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (Dormu)
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Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
>>The trolls are on VPN
No, not all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Look, I really liked and respected Herman Cain.
But he had stage 4 cancer in 2006, got over it, and was 74 years old. Compromised immune system, and mid-70's in age.
Those statistics scream the same thing the real physicians who are on the front lines have told us now for months. That is the red zone for safety.
As much as I scream about the Covid political corruption, I also agree Covid is a nasty killer to certain groups of people, specifically those with compromised immune systems and older folks. My speculation is that is exactly what China wanted to create. Bill Gates seems to be silent on the matter.
I am not going to throw any shade at Herman Cain. I will throw shade at Progda for the enormous false and muddled reporting they have done about Covid.
And I will miss Herman Cain.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCiJZ)"
Every one of those idiots who appeared before Congress yesterday should be made to eat their own dick and play by the same rules they are sticking up our asses.
Why they can even go out in public without being throat punched is stunning.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (h2OUV)
what's your take on masturbation?
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Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
"solo artist"?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)
Just think about Stone Cold Steve Austin beating up Vince McMahon and it all will make sense.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (gAXii)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
Submissions:
Personbation
Comradebation
Taking the Admiral for a Shakedown Cruise
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Tonypete
If it's racist I don't want to live anymore
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (FZYNt)
Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
Using your hand pussy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
"solo artist"?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)
Long live the euphemisms!
Choking the chicken
Flogging the log
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Darth Vader at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (unn44)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
>>The trolls are on VPN
No, not all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
==========
How do you know how I'm set up?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)
Old bat tells small children, mother "I hope you all die" because children are not wearing their state-mandated Muslim child-bride veils.
https://tinyurl.com/y5ukgzvo
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (Va33i)
OT good news: Ohio Board of Pharmacy backed down; HCQ is OK for use with Covid.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
If the Ohio Board of Pharmacy wants to get on a banning kick -- ban the OTC abortion pills. Otherwise they can FOAD on banning anything else.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (N39Ws)
Choking the chicken
Flogging the log
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (pnfZk)
Milking the one-eyed trouser snake.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (lgiXo)
I am not going to throw any shade at Herman Cain. I will throw shade at Progda for the enormous false and muddled reporting they have done about Covid.
And I will miss Herman Cain.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (sy5kK)
I want his treatments released.
I'm betting he wasn't on the Trump cocktail.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (KnJdm)
Wut?
The government is now charging $20 to masturbate?
Those Democrats are getting their hands on everything.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (sy5kK)
"Oppressing the Person of Cyclopsitude".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++++
It depends on your ISP. Most internet connections use a dynamic IP unless you pay for static IPs (usually with a mandatory business-class service upgrade), but they often aren't *that* dynamic. On Comcast in Denver, for example, my IP didn't change for years. I could reboot and pick up the same one. They *could* change it, of course - and at any time within the DHCP lease. But they didn't do so very often. I don't know if they used long lease times or if they preferred to hand out IPs to the same MAC address over and over unless they couldn't, but it was extremely stable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (fBtlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
Using your hand pussy.
Posted by: Sponge
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How am I to explain to my wife why I am laughing my ass off?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (6WCwE)
I've used it a couple times and its been good, but they seem to know less about their store than I do. I have never had a problem getting the product I am looking for on the shelf but every time there's a few things they could not find.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)
Most ISP's cycle IP's periodically so you don't run a website or FTP at your house without paying for a static IP.
They usually only check the MAC address to allow connection, but a reboot or power off for a few minutes may not work, depending on what the lease time is on the assigned IP.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe
True. But again if he hasn't tried doing that, it wouldn't hurt to try it and see if he does get a reset of his IP that way, rather than waiting for someone to remove his hash from the tb3k.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (gAXii)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (unn44)
How am I to explain to my wife why I am laughing my ass off?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (6WCwE)
Tell her you farted and it tickled.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (pnfZk)
I'm a germo-phobe, so I've been paranoid about public places and particularly restaurants - and every time I do go out people prove to me I'm right. It's funny, but my partner (business) is even worse than I am. Several years ago we had a lunch meeting at a well-known Chinese Restaurant in Los Altos, and as we were leaving I got a little pillow mint, using the little spoon they had near the register.
Of course, he waited until I popped it into my mouth to tell me about a study he'd just read about the airborn urine that lands on these things (yes, the register was near the restroom doors). One less thing I'll ever touch again.
I've frequently mentioned my love-hate with local taquerias, and what our wonderful third worlders do with the squirt style salsa bottles. Nobody ever believes me until I take video. And, it's every single time I go there. And no, I won't touch those things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (8B6Ng)
I know it might freak some people out, but I sorta have the same knowledge, and then take it 180 degrees otherwise.
I know the germs are there, I know where they go, how they get there, how long some of them stay. And then I just assume it's all unavoidable, and recognize God gave me this amazing machine that kills and catalogs countless organisms, all without me ever being consciously aware of it doing so.
Pee on the door handle. Whatever.
My body has handled pee before.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
++++++++++
According to my company's new freedom-from-offensiveness style guide, "primary" is the correct word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)
I don't get it
Posted by: Barack at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (JKNZq)
I've changed modems (comcast sent out an update) and had my router rebooted (power outages) multiple times. I'm still well l6b3d. I think I'm the same from my phone too, not sure about that.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
My schmuck-du-jour was a millennial, I'd guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Yeah, I was down in Florida a few years ago and said that to some big blond guy named Hogan who cut in front of me in line.
I woke up a week later in the hospital.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (vcOmj)
He died of Covid?
Did he take HCQ?
He should have took the Katy and visited Dr. Immanuel.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (ezSUn)
https://tinyurl.com/old-man-strength-ii
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (unn44)
You held the door.
You didn't tell us we couldn't come in.
Really? Seems like the punch did exactly that.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Pee on the door handle. Whatever.
My body has handled pee before.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)
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This reminds me of The Aviator when Howard Hughes maniacally washes his hands in a public bathroom and then can't get out because that would require him touching the doorknob.
One of the most powerful men in the world, stopped by a piece of brass in a door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Priapism at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)
How about "shucking the corn"?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (54YI+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)
They usually only check the MAC address to allow connection, but a reboot or power off for a few minutes may not work, depending on what the lease time is on the assigned IP.
Posted by: Sponge
Except mine. My home ISP has been banned for years.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (54YI+)
Once you leave your house, so to speak, you have a public IP address.
Nearly all of Americans have the same Ip addresses on their PC or iPad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Priapism at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (2cfUo)
Seriously, Congress needs to name them a publisher and be done with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (/Rqse)
"An ejaculation a day keeps the urologist away."
That's my treatment plan, and I'm sticking to it ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (SoWF7)
One of the most powerful men in the world, stopped by a piece of brass in a door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (dhqL5)
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That tirade against the Irish was really uncalled for, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JB1000 at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (Kf5r9)
True. But again if he hasn't tried doing that, it wouldn't hurt to try it and see if he does get a reset of his IP that way, rather than waiting for someone to remove his hash from the tb3k.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (gAXii)
Agreed. Not saying don't try it. Just don't get mad and throw things if it doesn't work.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Poor guy still couldn't get away from being white surrounded.
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (6f16T)
And this lady-whoever she is-will now be known by multiple thousands of people for being an absolute witch. She lost!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (Dormu)
------------------------------------
THAT is the key word --- "protected."
Only leftist-approved persons or groups are protected.
Open season on anyone else.
That's why screaming for the nuclear destruction of Israel is okay, whereas calling John Lewis a poopy-head would be a dangerous hate crime.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (unn44)
We'd like to speak with you about copyright infringement.
Posted by: Kansas at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (qM84C)
That's my treatment plan, and I'm sticking to it ...
Posted by: ShainS
Yeah, you and your sticky hands.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (vcOmj)
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This reminds me of The Aviator when Howard Hughes maniacally washes his hands in a public bathroom and then can't get out because that would require him touching the doorknob.
One of the most powerful men in the world, stopped by a piece of brass in a door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Highly recommend finding the short-lived Fox show, Dark Skies. They have a nice take on how ol' Howard acquired his germophobia.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)
Punk reporter fucks around with old man, finds out.
https://tinyurl.com/old-man-strength-ii
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (unn44)
You held the door.
You didn't tell us we couldn't come in.
Really? Seems like the punch did exactly that.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Twats are saying it is from 2013. But still very enjoyable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (qM84C)
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He probably should have spent more time in Atlanta than Vermont.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (UWqZJ)
Instacart was like they had someone at the store, found everything and had it on my front porch in about the same amount of time it would have taken me to drive there and get it myself. I've heard of folks with problem Instacart orders but mine have been great.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (JKNZq)
I do have a pretty decent router that lets me see the address every time, and keep a log and ID any shady attempts on my systems like DOS attacks. My provider actually has to call me when they check the lines because my router blocks their ping.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (Dormu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NWiLs)
==========
Digging deep, doing the double knuckle.
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (JNTt1)
Headline: Moron commenter goes deep for those tasty ropes of butterscotch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM
Can cause winter chillIes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (Va33i)
Fucking disgusting. Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch and shake some rando's hand afterwards.
People are gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pnfZk)
what do you mean?
that's a standard first date move.
Posted by: Shep! at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)
=========
I used him in a small series of short stories that got rejected for an anthology.
He sent the first manned mission to Mars, but it was destroyed by some kind of being from space. He mothballed everything instantly, sent the footage sent back from the mission to Nixon which included a warning to never leave Earth's orbit again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (UWqZJ)
Twats are saying it is from 2013. But still very enjoyable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (KnJdm)
The message remains the same.
Mess with the bull, get horns.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
A myth
Posted by: Priapism at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (2cfUo)
From the archives
ace.mu.nu/archives/028904.php
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)
That's money.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (KnJdm)
Guest speaker was Herman Cain and he gave a very great speech. That was probably 20 years ago.
One of my sisters had Barbara Jordan at her High School graduation. She too was very easy to listen to, even for a 17 year old.
Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (dhqL5)
Your traffic will route to one of their servers then here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (pnfZk)
Oh please, no one has ever gone after the Jews/Israeli. Twitter was right... or something.
Seriously, Congress needs to name them a publisher and be done with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (/Rqse)
_________
If we're counting on Congress to do the right thing, we're screwed -- of course, that's not news.
I wonder if the DOJ (hello, AG Barr?) could simply declare it thus?
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (SoWF7)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++++
I have very good equipment inside my edge. Back when I had non-business-class internet, though, my cable modem picked up the same address every time until I moved, and then again until I switched service over. Comcast in my area seems to hand out the same one over and over again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (dhqL5)
=========
Hey, I'm not the one who got banned because of his opinions of the Irish here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Guess the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (p/F+I)
https://tinyurl.com/y4mch2cb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (oDRcK)
Guess the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)
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Whig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)
>>@ACLU
>>This is America.
>>We are a democracy, not a dictatorship.
>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November. Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.
No, no it's not. It's set by statute.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)
They say things like "how brave he was, he suffered so much as a civil rights activist."
That was... what, 50 years ago? He's been on Congress for a long long time.
It reminds me of Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer, talking about these idiots who take in rescues, and think the poor pooch suffered so much when he was neglected or abused as a pup, and now they have this 9 year old dog that's been shitting in the house, because they don't have the nerve to discipline it.
The poor dear... he suffered so much.
Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)
301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling
$600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she
"worked".
Guess the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)
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Whig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Pity.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (KnJdm)
>>@ACLU
>>This is America.
>>We are a democracy, not a dictatorship.
>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November. Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.
No, no it's not. It's set by statute.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)
A ll
C ommunists
L ove
U s
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (AiZBA)
>>@ACLU
>>This is America.
>>We are a democracy, not a dictatorship.
>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November. Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.
We're a Constitutional Republic, you fucktards.
He can request CONGRESS do something about it. He did not say he was going to change it.
I fucking HATE the left and what it's doing to my country.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Too many knocks on the noggin and having your body twisted like a pretzel can do that to you.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (ezSUn)
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."
He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.
That felt good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)
*fist bump*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Peter North at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (DMUuz)
The ACLU sure does have shitty lawyers these days.
Has it turned into a gig for those who can't score one of those sweet, sweet public defender gigs?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (unn44)
Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?
This is why, contrary to what you so often hear, you have to beat strippers if you date them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)
Still on John Lewis, right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: notsothoreau
Wife just left working for Instacart. She now works solely for Aldi. She used to work IN Aldi, for Instacart. She would shop, then customer would pick up, or Instacart delivery driver would pick up to deliver.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (786Ro)
268
From the archives
ace.mu.nu/archives/028904.php
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)
That's money.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (KnJdm)
___________
Damn, that Ace guy is funny ... I'm going to leave this comment in that thread [j/k].
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (SoWF7)
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (MxEKc)
Guess the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Whig
----
Donner.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM
So? I'm Canadian.
Posted by: Peter North at
Damn, we have too many foreigners here.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (p/F+I)
301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling
$600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she
"worked".
Guess the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)
========
Whig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Pity.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (KnJdm)
.......
"Tupperware".
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."
He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.
That felt good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)
*fist bump*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (sy5kK)
===
DOUBLE THAT FROM ME.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (/3qUB)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (ezSUn)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM
So? I'm Canadian.
Posted by: Peter North at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (DMUuz)
I'm American.
https://youtu.be/pD-t6tcBji4
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)
=========
I used him in a small series of short stories that got rejected for an anthology.
He sent the first manned mission to Mars, but it was destroyed by some kind of being from space. He mothballed everything instantly, sent the footage sent back from the mission to Nixon which included a warning to never leave Earth's orbit again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (UWqZJ)
Sounds interesting.
Do find Dark Skies. It's well worth the effort. Lots of explanations for real life episodes in our history. Including the Kennedy assassination.
By the by, the premise starts with a couple naive young staffers in Washington, who want to be do-gooders, and then they find out how the "real" world is.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
What?
Oh, a eulogy GIVEN by Obama.
Don't tease me like that, dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (unn44)
>>Has it turned into a gig for those who can't score one of those sweet, sweet public defender gigs?
Much the same as others have, the ACLU has completely dropped their mask and revealed themselves as leftist activists.
At least we have left the world of make believe and the left is admitting what they are now.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Then why are you bitching about it, ACLU?
Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (786Ro)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ofaoar
Details of his treatment appear to be posted on his web site and his family did not seem to be as "concerned" as some here.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (AHq56)
He's ordering a hit ...
Posted by: spindrift at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (RMONq)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (vcOmj)
__________
I was waiting for somebody to call me out on phrasing ... ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (SoWF7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (pnfZk)
So I went with that.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (o2vOl)
She's a piker.
Bill DeBozo's wife straight jacked 1.5 billion dollars and when asked point blank during a City Council meeting where the money went said, hell if I know, I'm not an accountant.
Two Americas indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (ba7DA)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)
Still on John Lewis, right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (KnJdm)
Always have been*.
*Paraphrasing a meme that's pretty funny.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Pliney at July 30, 2020 03:47 PM (nzKWW)
_________________________
Wasn't he the guy that lied about being spit on during all that Obamacare crap? I believe videos showed he was full of shit, and someone actually offered to pay him $10,000 if he could offer proof...which he couldn't.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (Dormu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (oDRcK)
I think that there was a time when the ACLU was about liberty, no matter who or what cause, and defending civil rights. They had lawyers who would argue for Satanism in one case ad Christianity in another. They had ones who'd defend anti-abortion protesters and abortion clinics.
For these guys, it was about civil liberties, and the identity of the defendants simply didn't matter. The higher goal of liberty was their cause.
I think those guys are gone, or a small minority, now replaced by freaky left wing zealots who rotted the organization from within, like always.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM
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So? I'm Canadian.
Posted by: Peter North at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM
As. Am. ... I
Posted by: Wm. "Bill" Shatner at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (tdib5)
I'm convinced CW2 will be triggered by a currency collapse.
Adding trillions in debt with a shrinking economy.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (WX+x0)
Whattaya gonna do?
Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (XTyi0)
They were founded by communists. If they ever were on the right side of an issue it was an accident.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (yQpMk)
Too soon?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (pnfZk)
Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?
----------------
This is why, contrary to what you so often hear, you have to beat strippers if you date them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (H5knJ)
Sounds too much like work.
Seems so much easier to chop them up and leave them in bags along the highway.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)
An egregious example of white privilege!
Posted by: Burn Loot Murder at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (sy5kK)
Are you the Green River Killer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)
But yeah, let's remember him for the one decent thing he did in his life. Blow me.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (VpIIl)
Choking the chicken
Flogging the log
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (pnfZk)
Milking the one-eyed trouser snake.
Whippin the lizard
Flogging the bishop
Squeezing the purple headed yogurt spewer
Beating the meat
Slamming the ham
Going out with mother thumb and her 4 daughters
Releasing the Deadly semen backpressure
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (WX+x0)
There was never such a time.
The only time they've ever defended civil liberties is when the party exercising those liberties was acting in a manner contrary to the interests of the United States.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (54YI+)
I care what GOP politicians do.
No more talk.
no truer words
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (Jx5Qs)
Never before in human history has there been such extensive and wide-spread testing for a virus. This should be a golden opportunity for research.
But the testing is shoddy, of extremely questionable value, and the businesses doing the testing seem even more shoddy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
I. Was. There.
Sponge! Thats awesome. Saw Slow Ro at Trees in Dallas several times. Awesome freakin band!
Posted by: lowfibass at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (ujwI/)
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Mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)
While I haven't looked, someone has probably set up a downloadable iCal file that only contains real holidays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (unn44)
Is that the one where Truman orders the army to light up the visiting aliens ship with M2s when their opening bargaining position was Surrender Now?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: spindrift at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (RMONq)"
Is he wearing The Executive?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (icI8A)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ofaoar
Details of his treatment appear to be posted on his web site and his family did not seem to be as "concerned" as some here.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (AHq56)
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Doesn't say much about his treatment.
He entered the hospital the 26th of last month.
They didn't use HCQ.
If one takes HCQ
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (ezSUn)
Nah, they would go to court and defend people having Bible Studies on campus of a school. They did a lot of good in the past. They have changed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (0OmEj)
Why would a person have to use a euphemism if:
1. You're doing this by yourself. Your "spank bank" doesn't care what you call it.
2. You're with a bunch of guys who all know what you mean anyway-unless it's for a laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (ezSUn)
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Are you the Green River Killer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)
Incidentally, in case anyone doubts it, the Green River really is green.
One of the most amazing sights on the planet is its snaking through the Canyonlands NP, creating a canyon inside a canyon.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (hku12)
BREAKING: @SeattlePD Chief Carmen Best announces search warrant served on a van impounded from Saturday's riot yielded an improvised explosive, improvised spike strips, tasers, and bear spray. Chief Best claims items from van were being handed out to crowd.
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By her own officers, I presume?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: lowfibass at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (ujwI/)
Helped them tear down and load equipment more than once back in the day.
Pete, the lead singer, is actually a licensed psychologist.
Craziness.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (8B6Ng)
lol I would never use a squirt style salsa bottle. Also, although I think it's finally gone out of fashion, NEVER dip your chips in one of those little salsa bowls if they're just sitting out on a table. Years ago, some enterprising person took samples from a bunch of Houston restaurants that had those sitting out, and found that over half had massive levels of e coli in them. (from sitting out at room temperature all day, most likely)
having said that, I've traveled to Mexico and never gotten sick. I was given 2 key pieces of advice - only drink bottled liquids, and only eat food that is freshly cooked while you wait. The best salsa I've ever had was at a very classy restaurant where the server brought the raw ingredients out to the table and made it in front of us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (EiNjl)
........
We can always ask Zimbabwe for a bailout.
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
I'm convinced CW2 will be triggered by a currency collapse.
Adding trillions in debt with a shrinking economy.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 20
They're setting up a communist, globalist state. Both the dems and GOPe. Debt doesn't bother them.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Fs5vw)
I'm convinced CW2 will be triggered by a currency collapse.
Nothing wrong with adding another month or two of non-perishable food to the pantry in the next few weeks.
Just make sure it is stuff you would eat anyway.
It is cheap and plentiful on the shelves right now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (sy5kK)
And if someone says at a dinner "Excuse me guys, I'm going out for a minute to "milk the one eyed snake"- unless you're all drunk it's too much information.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (unn44"
Civil liberties is their dodge for everything they can't legislate because its unconstitutional. It's why I've never liked the Civil Rights Act. Why the hell did we need to spell out the rights of Black Americans who by Constitution and law already had those rights?
Oh, I forgot. Democrats, the party of slavery, the party of the KKK, the party of Jim Crowe, who opposed the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments, and every other piece of legislation that gave Black Americans equal rights were too fucking dumb, racist and prejudice to give up on that quest.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (VpIIl)
I recall that when Twitter was new, leftist crank Garry Trudeau had about a month of Doonesbury strips promoting it.
Maybe it was never intended as a conventional profit making business, but as a way to control public discourse and perception. Whoever put up the money had a different payoff in mind.
All these social media sites ran losses for years while they got people hooked and collected data, then suddenly cracked down hard when the right election cycle came along.
I sometimes wonder if obnoxious celebrity Twitter accounts that repetitively attack Trump exist as one piece of an operation to collect identities of the politically loyal and disloyal.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (kXY2S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
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Is that the one where Truman orders the army to light up the visiting aliens ship with M2s when their opening bargaining position was Surrender Now?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
Hmmm, I don't recall. Most of it takes place during the Kennedy years (and after, since Kennedy's assassination is covered), I believe, but there may have been a scene like that during the setup.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
I have heard of several instances when HCQ rescued a patient from death. It does sound like it's most effective when used early in the infection.
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (+ljgK)
Super feel good video of the day. Never heard of "old man strength" but I'll take Daily Caller's word for it.
Older Man Knocks Out Young Guy Trying To Mess With Him In Crazy Video
https://tinyurl.com/yyh6ogtj
Thing of beauty. Underwear down to his knees. Feral animal gets what he deserves.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM
It's true and stunning to watch.
They won't stop.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (unn44)
November 22, 1963 was mostly peaceful in Dallas, as was NYC on the morning of 9/11/01
The next time the terrorists strike, when a mushroom cloud goes up over NYC, I say we tell 'the whole city to fcuk themselves.
I know it's wrong but I have a hard time caring any more.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (H5knJ)
1. You're doing this by yourself. Your "spank bank" doesn't care what you call it.
2. You're with a bunch of guys who all know what you mean anyway-unless it's for a laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (oDRcK)
Spoken like and ette.Answer: 1. Cause were' guys. 2. Cause we can. 3. Cause we are immature. 4.Cause we like naming our private parts and yours. 5. or mostly we just do. Did I say we think its funny? (see all others)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (Jx5Qs)
Spend your next stimulus bribe on ammo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (unn44)
they had a shortlived series about project blue book, well history channel, cancelled it halfway through the second season, the main character allen hynek (played by aidan gillen) and an air force major follow a similar trail as in dark skies but its set in the 50s,
Posted by: thomas hobbes at July 30, 2020 03:59 PM (hMlTh)
And how many undetected vehicles are out there with all that and more stashed in the trunk.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:59 PM (Fs5vw)
That ones has been around for a while. It turns out the older guy used to be a boxer.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)
Law enforcement isn't very good at this.
Bundy was turned in by his long-term girlfriend. He had even been a research assistant with some eggheads doing some sort of study of psychopaths, I think. They loved Ted, he was SO conscientious about his work.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 04:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 04:01 PM (luzVb)
Doesn't say much about his treatment.
He entered the hospital the 26th of last month.
They didn't use HCQ.
If one takes HCQ
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (ezSUn)
Last week, 2 studies said that HCQ was ineffective. Progda screeched and screamed.
But a quick review shows neither one separated early from advanced cases.
Which is the primary differentiator in using HCQ, combined with zinc. The effectiveness doesn't go to zero, but it goes down as the virus has now taken hold.
So, the studies seem to be bunk.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 04:02 PM (sy5kK)
I sometimes wonder if obnoxious celebrity Twitter accounts that repetitively attack Trump exist as one piece of an operation to collect identities of the politically loyal and disloyal.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (kXY2S)
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Maybe. Maybe not.
But any political website is used for this purpose. Every regular poster here is on a list, I guaran-damn-tee it.
Go ahead and look into the Joint Threat Research Intelligence Group.
They originated in Ol' Blighty but the GCHQ works hand in glove with NSA, and they share intel on this.
That is part of their jobs, and they'd be very remiss not to have us all marked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 04:02 PM (Tm4zg)
Dammit. Youtube has the scene literally right up the moment we open up on the saucer and then the clip ends.
https://bit.ly/30e50rl
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Correcto mundo and Cain wasn't on the downhill when he checked in on the 26th. Over a month ago.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 04:15 PM (ezSUn)
Nice! Id heard thats what he was doing. Had great hopes for them popping off like Pantera. Seemed like they were just about there then...
And Im sure to be willowed.
Posted by: lowfibass at July 30, 2020 04:15 PM (ujwI/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 04:02 PM (sy5kK)
The doc in Texas City treating the old folks home had zero deaths, ZERO.
And doctor Immanuel has treated 340 patients some of them elderly and some diabetic and other complicated people. Zero deaths.
Paraphrasing, Get me to the doc on time.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 04:19 PM (ezSUn)
As I said it's good for a laugh with the guys.
Yet another reason I "enjoy being a girl". Well, I'm sure they're girls who do use silly euphemisms and they receive accolades and guffaws for it too, but they're not my bosom buddies.
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