Twitter Rep to Israel's Knesset: We Flag Trump But Not Ayatollah Khameini Because Khameini's Exhortations to Wipe Israel Off the Map Are Not the Kind of "Glorification of Violence" or "Inspiration to Harm" That We Worry About

Posted by: Ace at 02:52 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Someguy at July 30, 2020 02:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 Trump needs to dump Twitter yesterday.

Posted by: PacosMojo at July 30, 2020 02:52 PM (ivZ+f)

3 coulda been a contender, but i read the content.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

4 This can't be real.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (sjdRT)

5 From what I've read Twitter is circling a drain, a very expensive drain, and it's only to get worse for them as the calls for changes in management grow from within the company.

The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

6 amazing

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (X/Pw5)

7 Well, this is at least honest. You have to admit, they are being up front about their intentions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (A5zUN)

8 Only those who pay $100 a month in the new pay model will see Trump's tweets.

The free model will let you see all the calls for death to America that are out there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)

9 >>>This can't be real.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (sjdRT)

Welcome to 2020, dude!

Posted by: Max Power at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (q177U)

10 Trump needs to dump Twitter yesterday.

Posted by: PacosMojo at July 30, 2020 02:52 PM (ivZ+f)

everyone else as well

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (X/Pw5)

11 From what I've read Twitter is circling a drain, a very expensive drain, and it's only to get worse for them as the calls for changes in management grow from within the company.

The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)


Twitter is the kind of demon that is very hard to kill.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (AiZBA)

12 So they can't even back the guy who moved the embassy to Jerusalem, who's the most pro-Israel President in US history? Nice.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (l4D6Z)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Twitter is asshoe!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (ejd/p)

15 Twatter is a shithole.

Fuck that place.

Jack, may you DIAF, painfully.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Because OrangeMan Bad don'cha know, old chap?

Posted by: POM-NPC_11100010 at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (DMUuz)

17 So...genocide is just a political issue of the day and that's OK. Righto.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

18 11 Twitter is the kind of demon that is very hard to kill.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 02:54 PM (AiZBA)

===========

I tend to believe that Twitter is a lot less important than other people, as well.

It's always been a dumb platform, and the idea that it's toxic is so universal that I don't think they're ever going to crawl away from that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:55 PM (UWqZJ)

19 I honestly don't know anyone irl that uses or follows twatter.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6WCwE)

20 They aren't wrong. To Twitter and the Leftist goons that dominate culture, advocacy for genocide is completely "acceptable." So long as it is for the right *kind* of genocide, it is indeed imperative. There is no inconsistency here, and there is no contradiction. All there is the demonic logic of the Left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (hYcqw)

21
Why you could almost get the impression that Twatter has some sort of political agenda or something

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6bQvJ)

22 Twitter relied an advertising and celebrities bringing in their followers. They can ban the POTUS, although that risks outright intervention, but if they touch Kanye? They're fucked and they know it, which is why they have to go subscription. Which is obviously, HILARIOUSLY going to fail.

But first, the government of Israel takes the first shot. I imagine Bibi would love to nail an American company over incitement to genocide...

Posted by: trev006 at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (A6Wna)

23 At least we know where they stand.

Adolf Twitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

24 I hate the "masters of the universe" may they DIAF

Posted by: CN at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (ONvIw)

25 The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

With their resumees, they'll probably parachute into some nice cushy jobs at the Committee for Pubic Safety at pr0nhub.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6FeV1)

26 OOPS - I misread that, thought Knesset was censoring Trump. Of COURSE it's Twitter, of course it's them.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 30, 2020 02:57 PM (l4D6Z)

27 I support wiping Twitter and all its employees off the map.

Posted by: acceptable commentary on political issues at July 30, 2020 02:57 PM (RMONq)

28 Leave a shit; take a tweet.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (an7Mv)

29 25 The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

With their resumees, they'll probably parachute into some nice cushy jobs at the Committee for Pubic Safety at pr0nhub.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6FeV1)

=======

"All of this heterosexual sex between consenting adults is problematic. Lesbian sex are just excuses for the male gaze. Only male on male sex with at least one trans participant is allowed. Also rape of children, for no real reason whatsoever."
-Whistles away innocently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (UWqZJ)

30 What utter inanity from Twitter - they should be declared a publisher and have section 230 protections stripped away. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (tSosf)

31 20 They aren't wrong. To Twitter and the Leftist goons that dominate culture, advocacy for genocide is completely "acceptable." So long as it is for the right *kind* of genocide, it is indeed imperative. There is no inconsistency here, and there is no contradiction. All there is the demonic logic of the Left.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 02:56 PM (hYcqw)

You see, Teh Joooz are the ones trying to genocide their poor downtrodden neighbors who only want peace.

So exterminating them all is only just and proper.

Why are you so full of hate?

(/sarc)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (6FeV1)

32 Twitter fact-checker has history of politically charged posts : https://tinyurl.com/y95jrphq

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (yeKQO)

33 From what I've read Twitter is circling a drain, a very expensive drain, and it's only to get worse for them as the calls for changes in management grow from within the company.

The death knell of Twitter will come within, not from without.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)


Hope you're right. There's no way a cocksucker like Dorsey will ever be ruined financially but having that ginormous ego get humiliated publicly would be fun.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (y7DUB)

34
The two options that Twitter can be are:

publisher.
platform.


The laws say it cannot be both.

So why are they both?

And why are they allowed to continue this?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (sy5kK)

35 That's from the NY Post.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 02:59 PM (yeKQO)

36 33
Hope you're right. There's no way a cocksucker like Dorsey will ever be ruined financially but having that ginormous ego get humiliated publicly would be fun.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (y7DUB)

=========

"He could buy a dinosaur fossil and then have to give it back because it was stolen. That worked for me."
-Nick Cage

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (UWqZJ)

37 The President is helping to keep the rotten structure of Twatter propped up, and I've never understood it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (HmZuC)

38 Israel could start by banning Twitter.

Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)

39 The Internet as a whole is a very toxic place. I still laugh about Microsoft's AI TayTweets.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (H5knJ)

40 shutup and take your Zyklon B

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (FZYNt)

41 That's from the NY Post.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 02:59 PM (yeKQO)


Martha Stewart has had some WORK done.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

42 No, of course he doesn't care, because I sincerely doubt Jack Dorsey is Jewish and if he is he's a strictly very occasionally cultural Jew who likes a bagel and nosh sometimes. Meanwhile it's cool to stand up for murderous Muslims.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (oDRcK)

43 38 Israel could start by banning Twitter.

Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)

Oh man. A Mossad-made alternative to Twitter....

be still, my heart.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (6FeV1)

44
Due to the overall corruption in this country, more-or-less all super-wealthy people are dutiful Leftists. I can't think of one who isn't.

So, needless to say, I don't particularly like any of them. Some of them I despise.

But low as my opinion of our commie oligarchs is, I at least respect the high intelligence, personal strength, and ruthless dedication to the pursuit of power which brought them to the top of this particular dung-heap.

Not so with Jack Dorsey. I call him @SimpleJack for a reason. I think Dorsey may be a rare example of a total chump who stumbles ass-backwards into good fortune, like Kramer on Seinfeld.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (Tm4zg)

45 39 The Internet as a whole is a very toxic place. I still laugh about Microsoft's AI TayTweets.

--------------------------

That was hilarious.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (xfb67)

46 The West defeated many foes. We will be entirely defeated by the internet, a great Western invention.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (svbBD)

47 Socialists and Communists both have a long history of hating Jews and doing something about it.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Pickled Watermelon Rind Raider at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (OQcPl)

48 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)

49 48 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn

what's your take on masturbation?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)

50 48 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)

Turn feed off.
Pick nose.
Turn back on.
Claim ignorance of what just happened.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

51 Circling the drain:
New York Times
CNN
msnbc
Google
Facebook
Amazon
Kroger
BLM
Antifa

Microsoft
Apple

Bill Gates
Obama
The Clintons
Ruth Bader Ginsburg




Second look at circling the drain?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (luzVb)

52 38 Israel could start by banning Twitter.

Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)


A team of Israelis created WAZE. Best navigation around, and of course Google paid a Billion for it.

Pocket change for Google.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (sy5kK)

53 48 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)

But I use a VPN.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)

54 Their entrepreneurs would have to come up with a replacement platform, which might go global.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 30, 2020 03:00 PM (csJfc)
+++++++++
Technically, this would be a triviality. Most people don't seem to realize that Israel's economy is so dense with high-tech that they can do nearly anything. Hardware. Software. Communications. Bio. The whole magilla. Israel has enormous high tech industry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)

55 Just thought you'd like to know from me first that we're retitling a number of our positions to "Compliance Observer".

Carry on.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (DMUuz)

56 We don't have lead eating utensils or plates, we've massively reduced pollution.

It's demons.

See the demons flying out of the arc?
Many follow the demons some don't.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (ezSUn)

57 All out of outrage. Not surprised by anything anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (pnfZk)

58 what's your take on masturbation?

- -

Case by case.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (2BgZB)

59 a total chump who stumbles ass-backwards into good fortune

My ears are burning!

Posted by: Mark Cuban at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (RMONq)

60 But I use a VPN.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)

virtual pick'n'flick network.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (6FeV1)

61 I don't like videoconferencing as much as conference calls, because I can't get away with making the jacking off motion when someone says something idiotic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

62 Claim ignorance of what just happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++
Great excuses:
- I have no idea. It just blipped.
- My microwave interferes with my WiFi and the damn kids needed a hot pocket
- My router hiccuped
- Sunspots must be wreaking havoc here

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)

63
But I use a VPN.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


lol

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (luzVb)

64 I guess it turns out that most people don't need to communicate every stupid thing that pops in their head to millions of people instantly.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (xfb67)

65

Someone should make a fake Twitter account and nearly copy everything the Iranian account posts.

Not word for word, the AI would figure that out.

How long until Twitter figured it out?

How long until Twitter censored it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (sy5kK)

66 what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)

Gotta keep the pipes clean.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (NWiLs)

67 I remember in the early days people saying 'It is a great way to get news!'

I disagree completely there. It is a horrible way to get news for the fact that in almost every case, you are getting a link to a story, and it is up to you to follow the story through to see what it is actually about instead of the blurb the author of the tweet (which may have nothing to do with the actual story.) It is up to you to follow through and get 'the real story.' A lot don't and just get the 'news' from the twitter 'blurb.'

Not to mention, you are only going to get stories linked by the people you follow. The internet is one of the greatest tool ever made for getting information, but it is also one of the easiest places to create information bubbles.

I always liked the Drudge model- a huge clearinghouse of links, but even then you are at the mercy of the person running the clearing house.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (A5zUN)

68 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)

But I use a VPN.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)


So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)

69
The laws say it cannot be both.

So why are they both?

And why are they allowed to continue this?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 02:58 PM (sy5kK)


Laws don't pertain to leftists. You should know that . The GOP in congress know it.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (Fs5vw)

70 I had a boss who picked his nose openly all the time. Just flicked boogers everywhere. Great boss, except for the whole nose-picking thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ)

71 Someone showed me how to click the mute button on and off on the phone, then say I was having problems with the connection. I have used it a time or two

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (JKNZq)

72 VPN = Vigorously Picking Nose

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

73 Until we get less rain in the San Fran area this is what you get Juden - Twitter

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (yeKQO)

74 Laws don't pertain to leftists. You should know that . The GOP in congress know it.
Posted by: Justsayin'

Moose out front should have told you

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (FZYNt)

75 Nice priorities, twitter!!

Still wondering why "the Young Turks" news/commentary show is a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

76 what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)

Gotta keep the pipes clean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:04 PM (NWiLs)


Now you tell me.

Posted by: J. W. Gacy's Basement Sewer at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (hku12)

77 68 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:01 PM (2BgZB)

But I use a VPN.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (xfb67)


So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)

That would be a proxy server...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

78 "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (SoWF7)

79 So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM


One does what one must to cover all modalities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

80 The whole magilla. Israel has enormous high tech industry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)


You know that if they create a Twitter replacement every tap will be stored on their server in sorted files.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ezSUn)

81 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.

That's all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn

what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)


http://americandigest.org/what-is-americas-great-debate/

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (AiZBA)

82 So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?


The nosepicking is encrypted, moved at lightspeed to a new location then decrypted. It's like a Star Trek transporter for boogers.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (luzVb)

83 79 So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM

One does what one must to cover all modalities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

Remain blessed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

84 70 I had a boss who picked his nose openly all the time. Just flicked boogers everywhere. Great boss, except for the whole nose-picking thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ


Fucking disgusting. Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch and shake some rando's hand afterwards.

People are gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pnfZk)

85 Second look at circling the drain?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:02

While I would like to have more money than I do, I can honestly say-without going through the entire list- that I'd rather be as poor as I than being credited with starting the vile Twitter, or being evil Jeff Bezos or giving my soul to the forces of darkness like Hillary Clinton, BLM or Antifa.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (oDRcK)

86 Fear of the Left and Islam is the biggest motivating factor in the world

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (6f16T)

87 You know that if they create a Twitter replacement every tap will be stored on their server in sorted files.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ezSUn)
++++++++++
Of course. Do you think that plain-old Twitter *isn't*?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)

88 You know that if they create a Twitter replacement every tap will be stored on their server in sorted files.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ezSUn)

And this would be different how?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (z79tQ)

89 Remember when Ace said there were about 150 people, who if they were killed, all of this shit would stop, and how we can't ever let ourselves think that way?
Good Times, Good Times.

Posted by: An Observation at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (ycih9)

90 A team of Israelis created WAZE. Best navigation around, and of course Google paid a Billion for it.

Pocket change for Google.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (sy5kK)


I used Waze but dropped it like a hot potato when google bought it for data collection.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (+ljgK)

91 Someone showed me how to click the mute button on and off on the phone, then say I was having problems with the connection. I have used it a time or two
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (JKNZq)


Having used a few of the various online meeting applications, I gotta say I've never had to fake a bad connection.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (hku12)

92 Nose-picking has caused more Covid spread than unmasked people. Change my mind.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (HmZuC)

93 From the previous thread-

70 Moki, you've got mail
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2020 02:40 PM (Xogdd)

Ben Had, I sent you a response! Stay cool!

Posted by: Moki at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (/H+aK)

94 If voters give the Democrats total power in November (House, Senate, Presidency) they are determined to never give it back.

The Constitution will be destroyed, your rights gone, and America as we know it will be over.

The only way to reclaim America will be a violent Civil War.

Sam Stein
@samstein
37m
Obama calls for elimination of the filibuster in order to pass voting rights legislation

Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC
36m
Obama just came out for DC and Puerto Rican statehood, and came out in favor of ending the filibuster.

Ari Berman
@AriBerman
36m
Holy sh*t - Obama just called the filibuster a "Jim crow relic" and called for eliminating it if necessary

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (FBrfY)

95 Braenyard throwing BP today.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (z79tQ)

96 Protip - when you are on a video call, stop picking your nose.



Don't eat it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

97 This is amusing. I'm using instacart to shop at Safeway, because Safeway's delivery service is awful. And I could very easily drive there but they have those one way aisles and mandatory masks. Companies are losing a lot of business with this.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (JKNZq)

98 70 I had a boss who picked his nose openly all the time. Just flicked boogers everywhere. Great boss, except for the whole nose-picking thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ)


I had a boss who would pick up my pen and chew on it.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (+ljgK)

99 I had a boss who picked his nose openly all the time. Just flicked boogers everywhere. Great boss, except for the whole nose-picking thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM


He must have thought it funny, but it snot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (DMUuz)

100 58
what's your take on masturbation?



- -



Case by case.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 30, 2020 03:03 PM (2BgZB)

Hands free connection

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (k/TB6)

101 Why did twitter become what it is? Why can't people just ignore it?

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (Izzlo)

102 May all of Twatter management die a painful death of ass cancer.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (JNTt1)

103 I had a boss who would pick up my pen and chew on it.
Posted by: Emmie

pen is ?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)

104 >>>Still wondering why "the Young Turks" news/commentary show is a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)


Appeals to a certain sect of people.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (ezSUn)

105 Remember when Ace said there were about 150 people, who if they were killed, all of this shit would stop, and how we can't ever let ourselves think that way?


Certainly less than a thousand. Maybe two.

Posted by: Sulla at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)

106 "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (SoWF7)
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*Not intended as instructions.

Posted by: Eric Blair at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (UAMe5)

107 Companies are losing a lot of business with this.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (JKNZq)


Because you are avoiding additional impulse purchases?

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (+ljgK)

108 I assume we've been invaded by trolls with all the nose picking stuff, trying to hurt the blog and such.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (yeKQO)

109 84 70 I had a boss who picked his nose openly all the time. Just flicked boogers everywhere. Great boss, except for the whole nose-picking thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (H5knJ


Fucking disgusting. Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch and shake some rando's hand afterwards.

People are gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pnfZk)

And stupid. And should be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

110 This is insane:

A British family decided to go on holiday to France. So they loaded up their car, and put most o their luggage in a roof rack on the top of the car.

Got through the English Channel Tunnel, and stopped at a gas station in Normandy, France.

Apparently, everyone momentarily was out of sight of the car for a short time.

So they all pile back in the car, and on the hgihway start noticing weird bumping sounds coming from the roof.

So they pull over, and this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3LRPN1RSFQ

British family shocked as two African migrants climb out of their roof rack in France

What happened was:

At the gas station, two illegal immigrants from Africa, who wanted to get from France to England, spotted the UK license plates on the car, and so opened the roof rack, discarded all the luggage inside, and then climbed in, assuming that the car was heading BACK to England. Ooops - -the car was actually headed toward southern France.

If the family hadn't noticed the bumping, the migrants would have later emerged to find themselves hundreds of miles FURTHER from their hoped-for destination.

The reaction of the British Dad when the migrants climb out of the roof rack is classic: "You Twats! Where's all our stuff! Empty your pockets!"

The Africans just saunter off into the bushes, and disappear.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (HEEq1)

111 That would be a proxy server...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

_________


I believe when you make a remote snowflake co-worker cry, it's via a cloud server.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (/NKts)

112 >>Obama calls for elimination of the filibuster in order to pass voting rights legislation


During his eulogy of Lewis???

Funny how no one on the Left is appalled by him using that time as if it were a political rally.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

113 So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
----------------

The nosepicking is encrypted, moved at lightspeed to a new location then decrypted. It's like a Star Trek transporter for boogers.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (luzVb)


Somewhere in Kyrgyzstan, all those boogers are being stored.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)

114 I had a boss who would pick up my pen and chew on it.
Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (+ljgK)
++++++++++++
I chew pens. It's a habit I have never been able to break. But if it's any consolation, I only ever chew *my* pens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (hYcqw)

115 @34

Because Congress allows them to flout the law.


But don't worry Jim Jordan says the GOP is working on something...


Look for it sometime in 2021.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (ba7DA)

116 If Twitter was around in 1938 (if we had the Internet in 1938. But maybe Joe Biden did, huh?):

We can't ban Adolf Hitler, just because he just wants to re-unite the German peoples living in the Sudetenland with Germany.

But we banned Winston Churchill, because he is obviously advocating a war.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (vcOmj)

117
Don't eat it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)


Don't eat all my cake.

https://youtu.be/GeCmOICKhVU

Live from Fry St. Fair.

I. Was. There.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Once you hear it you can't unhear it....Can you page Mike Hunt for me please?


https://tinyurl.com/y2tfdsxp

Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (A+M5E)

119 Anyone who wants to pick up my pen is all right with me.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

120 How many filibusters did Obama participate in as Senator?

But now it's a problem?

Honestly, Republicans should dominate the Senate but we are terrible at recruiting. Way more Red States than Blue States.

Posted by: Dig Dug at July 30, 2020 03:14 PM (RW5iU)

121 Why did twitter become what it is? Why can't people just ignore it?
Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (Izzlo)


Same reason some people can't ignore vodka or heroin.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:14 PM (hku12)

122 what's your take on masturbation?



Different strokes for different folks.

Posted by: Sulla at July 30, 2020 03:14 PM (yQpMk)

123 Don't eat all my cake.

https://youtu.be/GeCmOICKhVU

Live from Fry St. Fair.

I. Was. There.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)


Turn that crap down!

Posted by: Sponge's Dad at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (AiZBA)

124 The Africans just saunter off into the bushes, and disappear.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2020 03:12 PM (HEEq1)


I saw this earlier today - think it was Salty Cracker. Just to make things special, the French Authorities decided there wasn't anything to be done, and turned these 2 loose. The poor family never recovered their stuff.

BTW, I think he said the "C" word, that is kinda like a twat.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (8B6Ng)

125 The Internet as a whole is a very toxic place.

As a whole yes, and I was a massive simpleton to think it would raise all boats. That said sites like this have let me interact with opinionated conservatives in ways that would be borderline unpossible otherwise. Plus on a completely unrelated topic I became more knowledgeable on improvised music than I would have elsewhere except possibly living in NYC.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (y7DUB)

126 Maybe to lighten the mood at bit, someone could mention if their boss didn't pick their nose, flick boogers or chew on their pen. or any other stellar thing about a good boss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (oDRcK)

127 several years ago a good friend called me...while I was taking the browns to the super bowl.

"Hey man! you need to get on Twitter with all us cool people"

"why would I do that?"

"so can keep up with each other better!"

"I'm takin' a shit, did you want to know that?"

Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (XTiHL)

128 >>>British family shocked as two African migrants climb out of their roof rack in France.


Reminds me of A Night at the Opera after Harpo and Chico are found hiding in Groucho's trunk:

Groucho: You fellas seen my shirt?
Chico: There wasn't room, so we sold it.
Groucho: What'd you get for it?
Chico: 25 cents.
Groucho: That was my shirt alright.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (HmZuC)

129 From what I've read Twitter is circling a drain, a very expensive drain, and it's only to get worse for them as the calls for changes in management grow from within the company.

There are good indications that they are not making money like they used to and advertisers are bailing. I think the company is in serious trouble financially but will be able to do lots of damage while they crumble.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

130 OT and a feel-good story:


Just got back from Whole Paycheck, where I go in with a mask and pull it down onto my chin because I damn well feel like it.

Guy standing by the aisle as I order fish says, all macho-like and self-righteous "Pull up your mask and wear it properly!"

To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."

He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.

That felt good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

131 what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
........

nothing beats a raging mask debate.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

132 I saw somewhere that Iran attacked another fake carriers with their speedboats to show how tough they are.

I find it hilarious that what they think makes them look tough makes them look like losers and they don't even know it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)

133 126 Maybe to lighten the mood at bit, someone could mention if their boss didn't pick their nose, flick boogers or chew on their pen. or any other stellar thing about a good boss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I wish all my boss did was pick his nose

Posted by: Tara Reade at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (FZYNt)

134
Turn that crap down!
Posted by: Sponge's Dad at July 30, 2020 03:15 PM (AiZBA)


YOU'RE DRUNK!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Appeals to a certain sect of people.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:11 PM (ezSUn)____________
______________


ISWYDT

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (SoWF7)

136 >>Holy sh*t - Obama just called the filibuster a "Jim crow relic" and called for eliminating it if necessary

But it was ok when Obama filibustered Alito.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

137 I remember watching FDR's firesign chats on TV.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (ezSUn)

138 Nose-picking has caused more Covid spread than unmasked people. Change my mind.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 30, 2020 03:08 PM (HmZuC)


No question. And all those people you never see, who wipe their noses, then touch the door handle you are about to touch... who take a dump in a public restroom, flush and pull up without ever stopping near a sink...

Viruses have been perfecting how to spread for eons. A little cloth mask isn't going to stop them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)

139 I guess I blew it for you Fenelon

Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (XTiHL)

140 Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch

And grab the handrail on the bus, leaving your spilled soda on the seat.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (WpHMC)

141 These people are totally non-biased.

Posted by: Kurtz at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (h+6I8)

142 So does that mean you are anonymously picking someone else's nose, in another country?
Posted by: BurtTC


You can pick your friends

And you can pick your nose

But you can't pick your friend's nose

Even on the Internet

On the Internet

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)

143 what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM


For Pete's sake ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (DMUuz)

144 126 Maybe to lighten the mood at bit, someone could mention if their boss didn't pick their nose, flick boogers or chew on their pen. or any other stellar thing about a good boss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (oDRcK



I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)

145 Honestly, Republicans should dominate the Senate but we are terrible at recruiting. Way more Red States than Blue States.

Shuttup, wear your mask, wait for a cure.



Posted by: Governor Abbott: political coward at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (luzVb)

146 136 >>Holy sh*t - Obama just called the filibuster a "Jim crow relic" and called for eliminating it if necessary

But it was ok when Obama filibustered Alito.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)


He'll get away with it because two generations of brainwashed Americans and the media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

147 Maybe to lighten the mood at bit, someone could mention if their boss didn't pick their nose, flick boogers or chew on their pen. or any other stellar thing about a good boss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (oDRcK)
+++++++++++
I have had more good bosses than bad. Two exceptional ones. The first cleared the path for me. I was smart and capable but green as hell. He broke a lot of rules to advance me and let me cut my teeth on harder problems than I was technically supposed to. Set me up for success. I will always be grateful. The second was the best boss I have ever had, and is still a friend. He lived for his people. He would lay down the law and get shit done, but he had our backs and fought like the devil for us. One of the reasons he got fired in a big shake-up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (hYcqw)

148
I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)

Was she hot?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (NWiLs)

149 I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)


Overtime

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (ezSUn)

150 I used to have a boss who would go into subordinates' offices, sneak out a silent one, and leave.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

151 "Hey man! you need to get on Twitter with all us cool people"

"why would I do that?"

"so can keep up with each other better!"

"I'm takin' a shit, did you want to know that?"
Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (XTiHL)


Chitcago DJ used to do the Answering Machine Olympics.

Winner one time was a dude with a thick Chitcago accent: "I can't come to the phone right now cuz I'm in the can burnin' mule."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Posted by: Tara Reade at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (FZYNt)

Well, technically, Tara, as loathsome as Joe Biden is and was I don't think he was your boss, was he? He was just the figurehead..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (oDRcK)

153 JoeF. is banned - hash (gtdYu), please help.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (luzVb)

154 Why is some foreign millenial deciding what is and what isnot acceptable speech from world leaders?

The arrogance and the ignorance are breathtaking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (JvZF+)

155 what's your take on masturbation?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:02 PM

For Pete's sake ...




ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

156 >>had a female boss once

And that was your mistake.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (CWMF2)

157 I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Well.....was she hot?

And.....did you?

Pics or you're making it up.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (vcOmj)

158 148
I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)

Was she hot?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (NWiLs


She was decent for an older lady. I was much younger at the time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (pnfZk)

159 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (hYcqw)

Thanks for the reply..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (oDRcK)

160 >>JoeF. is banned - hash (gtdYu), please help.

All he has to do is reboot his router.

The trolls have figured this out.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)

161 JoeF. is banned - hash (gtdYu), please help.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (luzVb)


JoeF is really Mutt Romney.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (AiZBA)

162 Speaking of Karens (we were, weren't we?) the kitchen faucet started leaking like crazy last night - glad I caught it before I passed out toddled off to bed.


I just happened to have bought a new faucet a couple of weeks back, so I called up my plumber - been using them for 20 years. He won't come inside the house. Because apparently, the MSM is now saying there's droplets that hang in the air for 72 hours or something? So this guy I assume has laid off his staff, and is scared to death.


I have irrigation work outside he says he'll do - they wouldn't have touched this 6 months ago. F*K this whole thing, they're making people insane. And now I'll have the owner of a company crawling around working on freaking irrigation sprinklers other places would get a day-laborer to do.


Sad!

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (8B6Ng)

163 150
I used to have a boss who would go into subordinates' offices, sneak out a silent one, and leave.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
It's called "marking your territory".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

164 Guy standing by the aisle as I order fish says, all macho-like and self-righteous "Pull up your mask and wear it properly!"

To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."

He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.

That felt good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)


I did something similar and it felt great. The stupid codger said "don't you curse me" and I just stared at him and asked "or what?"

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)

165 *burnin' a mule.

Damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Owner of the company I work for has a great policy for those with family emergencies. they give you paid time off to deal with it. And I don't know about others,but it didn't count against my regular vacation time.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (JKNZq)

167 I had a female boss once who openly grabbed my ass and hinted that I should stay late after work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (pnfZk)

Where is that form? *rummaging* Ah, here we go.

Was she hot?

Bust size?

What was she wearing?

Naughty Librarian?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (A5zUN)

168
Big Tech, just like most of the media, are part of the DNC propaganda arm.

and I missed most of the morning so just wanted to say WOW about the Flynn thing even though I had a suspicion that the show trial would continue.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (r+sAi)

169 153 JoeF. is banned - hash (gtdYu), please help.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:19 PM (luzVb)


You want him to be un-banned or remain banned? And why?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (s2VJv)

170 That felt good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)


Nice.

Adam Corolla has said, wherever you go, even if you never have to use it, a man should always have a "Go F yourself" already loaded and chambered.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)

171 Why did twitter become what it is? Why can't people just ignore it?

I think there are 3 main draws:

1) I get to interact with famous people! They might respond or *oh blessed day* follow me!
2) it feeds peoples' ego and need to be noticed, by giving them an outsized voice and feedback on their antics
3) it gives you somewhere to have a voice when you feel isolated and powerless

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

172
To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."

Told my pharmacist if I got disrespected again by clerk karen at the door nag nag nag that I would be glad to call my health clinic to transfer my account from rite aid over to cvs. That got his attention.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (WpHMC)

173 JoeF. is banned - hash (gtdYu), please help.

I knew that JoeF. would come to trouble.

May God have mercy on his soul.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:21 PM (H5knJ)

174 She was decent for an older lady. I was much younger at the time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (FZYNt)

175 164
I did something similar and it felt great. The stupid codger said "don't you curse me" and I just stared at him and asked "or what?"
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)


My schmuck-du-jour was a millennial, I'd guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (s2VJv)

176 I did something similar and it felt great. The stupid codger said "don't you curse me" and I just stared at him and asked "or what?"
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)


Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (AiZBA)

177 Iran #1!

Russia #1!

USA-Hccchhh Phoooey!

Posted by: The Iron Sheik at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (PR+wx)

178 JJ,

Joe has been having trouble with his IP for about a week.

Just trying to help the guy out.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (luzVb)

179 Guy standing by the aisle as I order fish says, all macho-like and self-righteous "Pull up your mask and wear it properly!"

To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."

He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.

That felt good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)


Good on you.

My standard reply is "Stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

180 174 She was decent for an older lady. I was much younger at the time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:22 PM (FZYNt


Pretty close. I was in my early twenties. I think she was probably in her 40s.


My first cougar sighting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (pnfZk)

181 Wishing, hoping or calling for serious harm on a person or group of people
We prohibit content that wishes, hopes, promotes, or expresses a desire for death, serious and lasting bodily harm, or serious disease against an entire protected category and/or individuals who may be members of that category.

________________________________

Here be the Twitter rules verbatim. What am I missing.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (Dormu)

182 Rebooting your router does not necessarily change your IP.

The trolls are on VPN

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (E/gBi)

183 Destroy twitter. It's corporate goal is to promote violence and hate.


I would say destroy Square too, just because of bad associations.


In my universe it would even be illegal to hire anyone who ever worked for these firms, or ever even knew Jack Dorsey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (NVYyb)

184 Here be the Twitter rules verbatim. What am I missing.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++++
Their opponents aren't people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)

185 She was decent for an older lady. I was much younger at the time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM


I wouldn't say that much older.

Posted by: Yoko at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (tdib5)

186 Twitter can die in the same fire that will consume fox an mr tapper.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (0OmEj)

187 He'll get away with it because two generations of brainwashed Americans and the media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)
-------------------------------------

I think part of the reason for the absolutely insane behavior we are seeing this year from The Left is that they decided to let Barky be the even tempered statesman, he would set up the power grab but Cankles would actually be the one to do the grabbing. Because half the country hates Clinton Inc so it could be brushed off as, oh it's just those angry republicans who hate the Clintons.

But then Cankles lost the rigged election and they've been stewing about it for 4 years now. How do we get back from this? Every day is crazier than the day before.

Posted by: Boots at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (oGBso)

188 How will I know what Mitt Romney is self righteousing about if JoeF is banned.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (lgiXo)

189 btw, what, exactly is a "protected category"?

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (Dormu)

190 What we are witnessing with the internet is how the Left took over print, TV and movies. This is what they are and what they do.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (E/gBi)

191 But you can't pick your friend's nose

Even on the Internet

On the Internet
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)


Then I'm really not seeing the purpose of a VPN.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (hku12)

192 If you don't have a VPN, your IP is set by your provider unless they give you multiple IPs.

A VPN addition would actually get JoeF back on the site.

Or call his provider and ask for another IP address.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (pnfZk)

193 153 JoeF. is banned - hash (gtdYu), please help.


It must have been an axedent.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (ezSUn)

194 what's your take on masturbation?

PMCS. Just got to remember to put the pan out to catch the drippings.

Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (L/q47)

195 Twitter. Hmmmm. What percentage of the American population uses twitter? Survey says....22%. And survey also says that only
10% of those users are responsible for 80% of tweets.

I know precisely no one in real life who uses Twitter. Not one. Why does everyone imagine this gutter is somehow so menacing? Why is everyone convinced that this shithouse is the biggest and baddest of the big and bad? No one cares. Twitter addicts might. Most people don't know what is being said or censored on that platform and couldn't care less about it or it's alleged "influencers".

Yeh, I get censorship is against conservatives and yeh, that's bad, but why bother with the platform at all? And why spend time and energy fretting about any of it?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Vxu+H)

196 Maybe we should call for the destruction of Jack Dorsey's home and making it impossible for him to go out in public without being harassed.

Why don't we make it real for these people?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (h2OUV)

197 One time when I was hit with a terrible bout of clinical depression my boss told me to take a few weeks off and get some help because I was very important to the local church and the denomination. I shall always remember his kindness and support-and he also never picked his nose-or at least didn't do it when i was around or chew my pens or anything else belonging to me..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (oDRcK)

198
Pretty close. I was in my early twenties. I think she was probably in her 40s.


My first cougar sighting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (pnfZk)


I was single in my early 20s. I would've been all up in that.

Workin for a livin...WORKIN!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

199 72 VPN = Vigorously Picking Nose
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NWiLs)
==========
Digging deep, doing the double knuckle.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (JNTt1)

200 what's your take on masturbation?

-
It's OK so long as you're wearing goggles and a mask.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)

201 22% seems fabulously high.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)

202 182 Rebooting your router does not necessarily change your IP.

The trolls are on VPN
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (E/gBi)



Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)

203 189 btw, what, exactly is a "protected category"?
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (Dormu)

It ain't us.

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)

204
Maybe we should call for the destruction of Jack Dorsey's home and
making it impossible for him to go out in public without being harassed.




Why don't we make it real for these people?


That sounds like a job for 4 Chan; the people that gave Shia Lebauf (no idea how to spell his name) a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCiJZ)

205 97 This is amusing. I'm using instacart to shop at Safeway, because Safeway's delivery service is awful. And I could very easily drive there but they have those one way aisles and mandatory masks. Companies are losing a lot of business with this.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:10 PM (JKNZq)


Then don't wear a mask and go down whichever aile you wish what ever direction that pleases you.

Just try it.

This horseshit isn't going to end if you're blindly obedient.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (Fs5vw)

206 what's your take on masturbation?

-
It's OK so long as you're wearing goggles and a mask.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)
.........

and latex gloves.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

207 What cracks me up is how boldly and straight faced these social media giants lie to congress. Not even a flicker of shame or self doubt. Never a consequence, no reaction or change of treatment toward them either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

208 If you don't have a VPN, your IP is set by your provider unless they give you multiple IPs.

Not mine - but I have to turn the router off for hours.

The ol' iPhone, however, gets a new IP - and thus a new hash - with every boot.

Posted by: Ridiculous at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (m3RIE)

209 >>>what's your take on masturbation?


$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (KnJdm)

210

Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)


Most ISP's cycle IP's periodically so you don't run a website or FTP at your house without paying for a static IP.

They usually only check the MAC address to allow connection, but a reboot or power off for a few minutes may not work, depending on what the lease time is on the assigned IP.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

211 No question. And all those people you never see,
who wipe their noses, then touch the door handle you are about to
touch... who take a dump in a public restroom, flush and pull up without
ever stopping near a sink...



Viruses have been perfecting how to spread for eons. A little cloth mask isn't going to stop them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)


I'm a germo-phobe, so I've been paranoid about public places and particularly restaurants - and every time I do go out people prove to me I'm right. It's funny, but my partner (business) is even worse than I am. Several years ago we had a lunch meeting at a well-known Chinese Restaurant in Los Altos, and as we were leaving I got a little pillow mint, using the little spoon they had near the register.

Of course, he waited until I popped it into my mouth to tell me about a study he'd just read about the airborn urine that lands on these things (yes, the register was near the restroom doors). One less thing I'll ever touch again.

I've frequently mentioned my love-hate with local taquerias, and what our wonderful third worlders do with the squirt style salsa bottles. Nobody ever believes me until I take video. And, it's every single time I go there. And no, I won't touch those things.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (8B6Ng)

212 202 182 Rebooting your router does not necessarily change your IP.

The trolls are on VPN
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2020 03:23 PM (E/gBi)



Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)

__________________________

Rebooting your router will change the dynamic address of your connection unless you have previously set up a static address so you can port forward or various other reasons.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (Dormu)

213 what's your take on masturbation?

---

Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)

214 OT good news: Ohio Board of Pharmacy backed down; HCQ is OK for use with Covid.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

215 >>Rebooting your router does not necessarily change your IP.

>>The trolls are on VPN

No, not all of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

216

Look, I really liked and respected Herman Cain.

But he had stage 4 cancer in 2006, got over it, and was 74 years old. Compromised immune system, and mid-70's in age.

Those statistics scream the same thing the real physicians who are on the front lines have told us now for months. That is the red zone for safety.


As much as I scream about the Covid political corruption, I also agree Covid is a nasty killer to certain groups of people, specifically those with compromised immune systems and older folks. My speculation is that is exactly what China wanted to create. Bill Gates seems to be silent on the matter.

I am not going to throw any shade at Herman Cain. I will throw shade at Progda for the enormous false and muddled reporting they have done about Covid.

And I will miss Herman Cain.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (sy5kK)

217 "That sounds like a job for 4 Chan; the people that gave Shia Lebauf (no idea how to spell his name) a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCiJZ)"

Every one of those idiots who appeared before Congress yesterday should be made to eat their own dick and play by the same rules they are sticking up our asses.

Why they can even go out in public without being throat punched is stunning.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (h2OUV)

218 213
what's your take on masturbation?



---



Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
"solo artist"?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)

219 207 What cracks me up is how boldly and straight faced these social media giants lie to congress. Not even a flicker of shame or self doubt. Never a consequence, no reaction or change of treatment toward them either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:27 PM (KZzsI)


Just think about Stone Cold Steve Austin beating up Vince McMahon and it all will make sense.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (gAXii)

220 Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)

Submissions:

Personbation

Comradebation

Taking the Admiral for a Shakedown Cruise

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (A5zUN)

221 Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete

If it's racist I don't want to live anymore

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (FZYNt)

222
Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)


Using your hand pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
"solo artist"?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)



Long live the euphemisms!

Choking the chicken
Flogging the log

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (pnfZk)

224 "solo artist"?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (N39Ws)


Hand Solo

Posted by: Darth Vader at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (AiZBA)

225 Punk reporter fucks around with old man, finds out.


https://tinyurl.com/old-man-strength-ii

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (unn44)

226 Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten

Bonin' with Onan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (H5knJ)

227 Is Harris Faulkner sick of talking about John Lewis yet?

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

228 215 >>Rebooting your router does not necessarily change your IP.

>>The trolls are on VPN

No, not all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

How do you know how I'm set up?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

229 Nice!

Old bat tells small children, mother "I hope you all die" because children are not wearing their state-mandated Muslim child-bride veils.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ukgzvo

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (Va33i)

230 214
OT good news: Ohio Board of Pharmacy backed down; HCQ is OK for use with Covid.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
If the Ohio Board of Pharmacy wants to get on a banning kick -- ban the OTC abortion pills. Otherwise they can FOAD on banning anything else.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

231 Long live the euphemisms!

Choking the chicken
Flogging the log
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (pnfZk)

Milking the one-eyed trouser snake.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (lgiXo)

232
I am not going to throw any shade at Herman Cain. I will throw shade at Progda for the enormous false and muddled reporting they have done about Covid.

And I will miss Herman Cain.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:29 PM (sy5kK)


I want his treatments released.

I'm betting he wasn't on the Trump cocktail.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

233 >>How do you know how I'm set up?

I know people.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)

234 209 >>>what's your take on masturbation?


$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (KnJdm)


Wut?

The government is now charging $20 to masturbate?

Those Democrats are getting their hands on everything.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (sy5kK)

235 > Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten

"Oppressing the Person of Cyclopsitude".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (unn44)

236 Rebooting your router will change the dynamic address of your connection unless you have previously set up a static address so you can port forward or various other reasons.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++++
It depends on your ISP. Most internet connections use a dynamic IP unless you pay for static IPs (usually with a mandatory business-class service upgrade), but they often aren't *that* dynamic. On Comcast in Denver, for example, my IP didn't change for years. I could reboot and pick up the same one. They *could* change it, of course - and at any time within the DHCP lease. But they didn't do so very often. I don't know if they used long lease times or if they preferred to hand out IPs to the same MAC address over and over unless they couldn't, but it was extremely stable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw)

237 Pud Pullin

Spanking the monkey

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (pnfZk)

238 Remember, fascists gotta fasc.

Right, Twitter?

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (fBtlL)

239 Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)

Using your hand pussy.
Posted by: Sponge

---

How am I to explain to my wife why I am laughing my ass off?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (6WCwE)

240 I'm using instacart to shop at Safeway, because Safeway's delivery service is awful.

I've used it a couple times and its been good, but they seem to know less about their store than I do. I have never had a problem getting the product I am looking for on the shelf but every time there's a few things they could not find.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

241 210

Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)

Most ISP's cycle IP's periodically so you don't run a website or FTP at your house without paying for a static IP.

They usually only check the MAC address to allow connection, but a reboot or power off for a few minutes may not work, depending on what the lease time is on the assigned IP.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe



True. But again if he hasn't tried doing that, it wouldn't hurt to try it and see if he does get a reset of his IP that way, rather than waiting for someone to remove his hash from the tb3k.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (gAXii)

242 > Hand Solo

Does the job when you don't have a wookie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (unn44)

243
How am I to explain to my wife why I am laughing my ass off?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:32 PM (6WCwE)

Tell her you farted and it tickled.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (pnfZk)

244 Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)

I'm a germo-phobe, so I've been paranoid about public places and particularly restaurants - and every time I do go out people prove to me I'm right. It's funny, but my partner (business) is even worse than I am. Several years ago we had a lunch meeting at a well-known Chinese Restaurant in Los Altos, and as we were leaving I got a little pillow mint, using the little spoon they had near the register.

Of course, he waited until I popped it into my mouth to tell me about a study he'd just read about the airborn urine that lands on these things (yes, the register was near the restroom doors). One less thing I'll ever touch again.

I've frequently mentioned my love-hate with local taquerias, and what our wonderful third worlders do with the squirt style salsa bottles. Nobody ever believes me until I take video. And, it's every single time I go there. And no, I won't touch those things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (8B6Ng)


I know it might freak some people out, but I sorta have the same knowledge, and then take it 180 degrees otherwise.

I know the germs are there, I know where they go, how they get there, how long some of them stay. And then I just assume it's all unavoidable, and recognize God gave me this amazing machine that kills and catalogs countless organisms, all without me ever being consciously aware of it doing so.

Pee on the door handle. Whatever.

My body has handled pee before.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)

245 Don't we have to come up with a different word now that "master" is verboten?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (6WCwE)
++++++++++
According to my company's new freedom-from-offensiveness style guide, "primary" is the correct word.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hYcqw)

246 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (AiZBA)

247 Does the job when you don't have a wookie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)

I don't get it

Posted by: Barack at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (FZYNt)

248 It's called a dhcp lease. You tend to get the same IP address over and over, but it usually will age out. If you can log into your router, some give you the option to release the lease, then renew. That would change the IP address.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (JKNZq)

249 >>> Doesn't hurt to try unplugging the router and the modem for a few minutes and seeing if that does work though. Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:26 PM (gAXii)

I've changed modems (comcast sent out an update) and had my router rebooted (power outages) multiple times. I'm still well l6b3d. I think I'm the same from my phone too, not sure about that.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (l6b3d)

250 King of the Morlocks goes high tech.

https://bit.ly/335SA6C

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)

251 I did something similar and it felt great. The stupid codger said "don't you curse me" and I just stared at him and asked "or what?"
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 30, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)


My schmuck-du-jour was a millennial, I'd guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Yeah, I was down in Florida a few years ago and said that to some big blond guy named Hogan who cut in front of me in line.

I woke up a week later in the hospital.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

252 Herman Cain is dead?
He died of Covid?
Did he take HCQ?

He should have took the Katy and visited Dr. Immanuel.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (ezSUn)

253 Punk reporter fucks around with old man, finds out.


https://tinyurl.com/old-man-strength-ii
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (unn44)


You held the door.

You didn't tell us we couldn't come in.

Really? Seems like the punch did exactly that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

254 244 I know the germs are there, I know where they go, how they get there, how long some of them stay. And then I just assume it's all unavoidable, and recognize God gave me this amazing machine that kills and catalogs countless organisms, all without me ever being consciously aware of it doing so.

Pee on the door handle. Whatever.

My body has handled pee before.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)

=======

This reminds me of The Aviator when Howard Hughes maniacally washes his hands in a public bathroom and then can't get out because that would require him touching the doorknob.

One of the most powerful men in the world, stopped by a piece of brass in a door.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

255 jerkin the gerkin

Posted by: Priapism at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (2cfUo)

256 I saw JoeF for a fleeting moment, then he was gone, like a fart in the wind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)

257 I guess "peeling some chiles" is probably ethnically insensitive too?

How about "shucking the corn"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (unn44)

258 Primarybater. Nah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (54YI+)

259 We changed modems from Comcast's crappy rental one to a new super fast reliable one purchased for the job. My IP address changed when we did that, but none of the times the modem has disconnected or crashed and we unplugged it to restart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

260 Most ISP's cycle IP's periodically so you don't run a website or FTP at your house without paying for a static IP.

They usually only check the MAC address to allow connection, but a reboot or power off for a few minutes may not work, depending on what the lease time is on the assigned IP.
Posted by: Sponge



Except mine. My home ISP has been banned for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (dhqL5)

261 Shaving the carrot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (54YI+)

262 You IP on the internuts is whatever you get assigned from the provider, not the internal network address you see on your PC. It's called NAT.

Once you leave your house, so to speak, you have a public IP address.

Nearly all of Americans have the same Ip addresses on their PC or iPad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (pnfZk)

263 Putting the dolphin through the hoop

Posted by: Priapism at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (2cfUo)

264 Oh please, no one has ever gone after the Jews/Israeli. Twitter was right... or something.

Seriously, Congress needs to name them a publisher and be done with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (/Rqse)

265 My favorite take on masturbation came from Muldoon (he's like a retired brain or heart surgeon, right?):


"An ejaculation a day keeps the urologist away."

That's my treatment plan, and I'm sticking to it ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (SoWF7)

266 Stopped by a symptom of his own mental illness:

One of the most powerful men in the world, stopped by a piece of brass in a door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (glGDV)

267 260 Except mine. My home ISP has been banned for years.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (dhqL5)

========

That tirade against the Irish was really uncalled for, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (UWqZJ)

268 From the archives

ace.mu.nu/archives/028904.php

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)

269 Twitter just needs to eliminate the 'wrong' sort then it will be all peace and harmony and love right up until the remains are bought by MySpace.

Posted by: JB1000 at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (Kf5r9)

270
True. But again if he hasn't tried doing that, it wouldn't hurt to try it and see if he does get a reset of his IP that way, rather than waiting for someone to remove his hash from the tb3k.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (gAXii)


Agreed. Not saying don't try it. Just don't get mad and throw things if it doesn't work.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

271 John Lewis was laying in casket with white roses on each side.
Poor guy still couldn't get away from being white surrounded.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (6f16T)

272 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 03:31 PM (Va33i)

And this lady-whoever she is-will now be known by multiple thousands of people for being an absolute witch. She lost!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (oDRcK)

273 189 btw, what, exactly is a "protected category"?
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:24 PM (Dormu)
------------------------------------
THAT is the key word --- "protected."
Only leftist-approved persons or groups are protected.
Open season on anyone else.

That's why screaming for the nuclear destruction of Israel is okay, whereas calling John Lewis a poopy-head would be a dangerous hate crime.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (M/9m0)

274 For the cucks: tenderizing the soy-based meat substitute.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (H5knJ)

275 > You held the door.

Punk clearly grabbed the door and yanked it open.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (unn44)

276 >>> I saw JoeF for a fleeting moment, then he was gone, like a fart in the wind.


We'd like to speak with you about copyright infringement.

Posted by: Kansas at July 30, 2020 03:36 PM (/Rqse)

277 We were all proud of John Louis, so proud of what he has done to helps persins of color. He be missed in Brattleboro and across are state......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (qM84C)

278 "An ejaculation a day keeps the urologist away."

That's my treatment plan, and I'm sticking to it ...
Posted by: ShainS


Yeah, you and your sticky hands.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

279 Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)

=======

This reminds me of The Aviator when Howard Hughes maniacally washes his hands in a public bathroom and then can't get out because that would require him touching the doorknob.

One of the most powerful men in the world, stopped by a piece of brass in a door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)


Highly recommend finding the short-lived Fox show, Dark Skies. They have a nice take on how ol' Howard acquired his germophobia.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)

280 253
Punk reporter fucks around with old man, finds out.





https://tinyurl.com/old-man-strength-ii

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (unn44)



You held the door.



You didn't tell us we couldn't come in.



Really? Seems like the punch did exactly that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Twats are saying it is from 2013. But still very enjoyable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (KnJdm)

281 277 We were all proud of John Louis, so proud of what he has done to helps persins of color. He be missed in Brattleboro and across are state......
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (qM84C)

========

He probably should have spent more time in Atlanta than Vermont.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (UWqZJ)

282 Safeway usually misses some items on their deliveries. Last time, I did a one hour window, where you pay extra. It took them 3.5 hours just to start shopping. They did refund the delivery charge.

Instacart was like they had someone at the store, found everything and had it on my front porch in about the same amount of time it would have taken me to drive there and get it myself. I've heard of folks with problem Instacart orders but mine have been great.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (JKNZq)

283 Wow, Joe, I get a different dynamic addy every time. And, I can set up a static addy on my own without paying extra or contacting my provider...I've done so to port forward to some online games.

I do have a pretty decent router that lets me see the address every time, and keep a log and ID any shady attempts on my systems like DOS attacks. My provider actually has to call me when they check the lines because my router blocks their ping.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (Dormu)

284 VPN = Vigorously Picking Nose
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NWiLs)
==========
Digging deep, doing the double knuckle.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:25 PM (JNTt1)




Headline: Moron commenter goes deep for those tasty ropes of butterscotch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (yQpMk)

285 Whackin pee pee

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Masturbation... what's that?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

287 Shaving the carrot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM


Can cause winter chillIes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (DMUuz)

288 Alternate terminology:


Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (Va33i)

289
Fucking disgusting. Your dirty ass fingers, which you just scratched your ass with, picking your nose right before you eat a burrito for lunch and shake some rando's hand afterwards.

People are gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pnfZk)




what do you mean?

that's a standard first date move.

Posted by: Shep! at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (sy5kK)

290 279 Highly recommend finding the short-lived Fox show, Dark Skies. They have a nice take on how ol' Howard acquired his germophobia.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)

=========

I used him in a small series of short stories that got rejected for an anthology.

He sent the first manned mission to Mars, but it was destroyed by some kind of being from space. He mothballed everything instantly, sent the footage sent back from the mission to Nixon which included a warning to never leave Earth's orbit again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (UWqZJ)

291
Twats are saying it is from 2013. But still very enjoyable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (KnJdm)


The message remains the same.

Mess with the bull, get horns.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

292 286 Masturbation... what's that?
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 30, 2020 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

A myth

Posted by: Priapism at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (2cfUo)

293 268
From the archives



ace.mu.nu/archives/028904.php

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)

That's money.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (KnJdm)

294 I encouraged a younger friend to give college a try when he was probably 28 years old. I had started when i was 25. He did well and emerged with an accounting degree. He invited me to his graduation at the Bauer College of Business at UH.

Guest speaker was Herman Cain and he gave a very great speech. That was probably 20 years ago.

One of my sisters had Barbara Jordan at her High School graduation. She too was very easy to listen to, even for a 17 year old.

Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (XTiHL)

295 That tirade against the Irish was really uncalled for, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


But I'M Irish!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (dhqL5)

296 JoeF, if you can see this, just get a VPN installed. Nord or someone like that. That will change your IP address and allow you back in.

Your traffic will route to one of their servers then here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (pnfZk)

297 64
Oh please, no one has ever gone after the Jews/Israeli. Twitter was right... or something.


Seriously, Congress needs to name them a publisher and be done with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (/Rqse)

_________



If we're counting on Congress to do the right thing, we're screwed -- of course, that's not news.

I wonder if the DOJ (hello, AG Barr?) could simply declare it thus?

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (SoWF7)

298 I do have a pretty decent router that lets me see the address every time, and keep a log and ID any shady attempts on my systems like DOS attacks. My provider actually has to call me when they check the lines because my router blocks their ping.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (Dormu)
+++++++++++
I have very good equipment inside my edge. Back when I had non-business-class internet, though, my cable modem picked up the same address every time until I moved, and then again until I switched service over. Comcast in my area seems to hand out the same one over and over again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)

299 That tirade against the Irish was really uncalled for, you know.


Right, Paddy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (yQpMk)

300 295 That tirade against the Irish was really uncalled for, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (dhqL5)

=========

Hey, I'm not the one who got banned because of his opinions of the Irish here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling $600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she "worked".

Guess the party.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)

302 Twitter Delenda Est.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (p/F+I)

303 Time for a story of human kindness from some good folks in the South and featuring part of an old time favorite hymn, "Amazing Grace"

https://tinyurl.com/y4mch2cb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (oDRcK)

304 301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling $600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she "worked".

Guess the party.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)

========

Whig.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)

305 The great legal scholars of the ACLU

>>@ACLU

>>This is America.

>>We are a democracy, not a dictatorship.

>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November. Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.


No, no it's not. It's set by statute.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

306 People talk about how wonderful John Lewis was, including people who had no idea who he was 10 days ago.

They say things like "how brave he was, he suffered so much as a civil rights activist."

That was... what, 50 years ago? He's been on Congress for a long long time.

It reminds me of Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer, talking about these idiots who take in rescues, and think the poor pooch suffered so much when he was neglected or abused as a pup, and now they have this 9 year old dog that's been shitting in the house, because they don't have the nerve to discipline it.

The poor dear... he suffered so much.

Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

307 304
301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling
$600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she
"worked".



Guess the party.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)



========



Whig.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)

Pity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (KnJdm)

308 The great legal scholars of the ACLU

>>@ACLU

>>This is America.

>>We are a democracy, not a dictatorship.

>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November. Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.


No, no it's not. It's set by statute.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)


A ll
C ommunists
L ove
U s

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (AiZBA)

309 The great legal scholars of the ACLU

>>@ACLU

>>This is America.

>>We are a democracy, not a dictatorship.

>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November. Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.


We're a Constitutional Republic, you fucktards.

He can request CONGRESS do something about it. He did not say he was going to change it.

I fucking HATE the left and what it's doing to my country.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)


Too many knocks on the noggin and having your body twisted like a pretzel can do that to you.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (ezSUn)

311 Guy standing by the aisle as I order fish says, all macho-like and self-righteous "Pull up your mask and wear it properly!"

To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."

He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.

That felt good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)


*fist bump*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (sy5kK)

312 But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM


So? I'm Canadian.

Posted by: Peter North at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (DMUuz)

313 > No, no it's not. It's set by statute.

The ACLU sure does have shitty lawyers these days.

Has it turned into a gig for those who can't score one of those sweet, sweet public defender gigs?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (unn44)

314 The poor dear... he suffered so much.

Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?


This is why, contrary to what you so often hear, you have to beat strippers if you date them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (H5knJ)

315 Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

Still on John Lewis, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (KnJdm)

316 Instacart was like they had someone at the store, found everything and had it on my front porch in about the same amount of time it would have taken me to drive there and get it myself. I've heard of folks with problem Instacart orders but mine have been great.
Posted by: notsothoreau


Wife just left working for Instacart. She now works solely for Aldi. She used to work IN Aldi, for Instacart. She would shop, then customer would pick up, or Instacart delivery driver would pick up to deliver.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (dhqL5)

317 I'm developing and app to destroy Twitter. Its called Titter, which is kind of a give away as to what its about. Who wants in?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (Jx5Qs)

318 Guess the party.

There's only one party.

Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (786Ro)

319 293
268

From the archives





ace.mu.nu/archives/028904.php



Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)

That's money.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (KnJdm)


___________


Damn, that Ace guy is funny ... I'm going to leave this comment in that thread [j/k].

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (SoWF7)

320 Just heard some clips of Obama's eulogy. Damn, I forgot how much I hated listening to this lying, self-righteous asshole speak. Disturbing to think he was president for 8 years.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (MxEKc)

321 304 301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling $600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she "worked".

Guess the party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Whig

----

Donner.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (6WCwE)

322 But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM

So? I'm Canadian.
Posted by: Peter North at

Damn, we have too many foreigners here.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (p/F+I)

323 304
301 Tennessee state legislator Katrina Robinson charged with embezzling
$600,000 of federal grant money from the "non-profit" where she
"worked".

Guess the party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:40 PM (unn44)

========

Whig.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)

Pity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:42 PM (KnJdm)
.......

"Tupperware".

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

324 Guy standing by the aisle as I order fish says, all macho-like and self-righteous "Pull up your mask and wear it properly!"



To which I reply, loud enough to be heard "Get fucked."



He's fuming, looks around for an employee or something and then just slinks away.



That felt good!



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)





*fist bump*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (sy5kK)
===
DOUBLE THAT FROM ME.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (pw+jk)

325 >>>The Constitution sets the date for the election in November.


Show me.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (/3qUB)

326
RIP, Herman Cain

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (ezSUn)

327 But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM

So? I'm Canadian.
Posted by: Peter North at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (DMUuz)


I'm American.

https://youtu.be/pD-t6tcBji4

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Highly recommend finding the short-lived Fox show, Dark Skies. They have a nice take on how ol' Howard acquired his germophobia.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)

=========

I used him in a small series of short stories that got rejected for an anthology.

He sent the first manned mission to Mars, but it was destroyed by some kind of being from space. He mothballed everything instantly, sent the footage sent back from the mission to Nixon which included a warning to never leave Earth's orbit again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM (UWqZJ)


Sounds interesting.

Do find Dark Skies. It's well worth the effort. Lots of explanations for real life episodes in our history. Including the Kennedy assassination.

By the by, the premise starts with a couple naive young staffers in Washington, who want to be do-gooders, and then they find out how the "real" world is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)

329 > Just heard some clips of Obama's eulogy.

What?

Oh, a eulogy GIVEN by Obama.

Don't tease me like that, dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (unn44)

330 >>The ACLU sure does have shitty lawyers these days.

>>Has it turned into a gig for those who can't score one of those sweet, sweet public defender gigs?

Much the same as others have, the ACLU has completely dropped their mask and revealed themselves as leftist activists.

At least we have left the world of make believe and the left is admitting what they are now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

331 Nothing President Trump says, does, or tweets can change that.


Then why are you bitching about it, ACLU?

Posted by: Hands at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (786Ro)

332 Herman Cain

https://tinyurl.com/y2ofaoar

Details of his treatment appear to be posted on his web site and his family did not seem to be as "concerned" as some here.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (AHq56)

333 Apropos of nothing, Seinfeld's dad is on this episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour I'm watching.

He's ordering a hit ...

Posted by: spindrift at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (RMONq)

334 Yeah, you and your sticky hands.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 30, 2020 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

__________


I was waiting for somebody to call me out on phrasing ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (SoWF7)

335 'Setting your blaster to fun!'

Lolz

Ace with the master stroke.


Oh, sorry. Verboten

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (pnfZk)

336 My iphone calendar force feeds me holidays I have never heard of. You cannot delete them individually without deleting all US holidays.

So I went with that.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (L9P9s)

337 On the plus side, Trump can now "wipe Joe Biden off the map!"

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (o2vOl)

338 @321

She's a piker.


Bill DeBozo's wife straight jacked 1.5 billion dollars and when asked point blank during a City Council meeting where the money went said, hell if I know, I'm not an accountant.


Two Americas indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (ba7DA)

339 Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

Still on John Lewis, right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (KnJdm)


Always have been*.



*Paraphrasing a meme that's pretty funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:46 PM (hku12)

340 Did the tfg eulogy also include the fake sign language guy?

That was some funny shit.

Posted by: Pliney at July 30, 2020 03:47 PM (nzKWW)

341 306 People talk about how wonderful John Lewis was, including people who had no idea who he was 10 days ago.

_________________________

Wasn't he the guy that lied about being spit on during all that Obamacare crap? I believe videos showed he was full of shit, and someone actually offered to pay him $10,000 if he could offer proof...which he couldn't.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (Dormu)

342 And I'm sure someone at Twitter told off the ACLU so I don't have to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (oDRcK)

343 Much the same as others have, the ACLU has completely dropped their mask and revealed themselves as leftist activists.

I think that there was a time when the ACLU was about liberty, no matter who or what cause, and defending civil rights. They had lawyers who would argue for Satanism in one case ad Christianity in another. They had ones who'd defend anti-abortion protesters and abortion clinics.

For these guys, it was about civil liberties, and the identity of the defendants simply didn't matter. The higher goal of liberty was their cause.

I think those guys are gone, or a small minority, now replaced by freaky left wing zealots who rotted the organization from within, like always.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

344 But I'M Irish!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2020 03:39 PM

=====

So? I'm Canadian.
Posted by: Peter North at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM


As. Am. ... I

Posted by: Wm. "Bill" Shatner at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (tdib5)

345 So they're not done finalizing stimulus 4 and they're already talking about #5.


I'm convinced CW2 will be triggered by a currency collapse.

Adding trillions in debt with a shrinking economy.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (EiNjl)

346 Stroll into TJ Maxx today and door karen ask if I want a mask, says I, no thanks and that was that. Make them work hard to mask you. We are winning.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (WX+x0)

347 If only there were some political organization that could somehow counteract what leftist organizations do.


Whattaya gonna do?

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (XTyi0)

348 I think that there was a time when the ACLU was about liberty, no matter who or what cause, and defending civil rights.


They were founded by communists. If they ever were on the right side of an issue it was an accident.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

349 The good news about Obama giving the eulogy for John Lewis is it keeps the flies off Lewis.


Too soon?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (pnfZk)

350 The poor dear... he suffered so much.

Yeah, that was a long time ago, bitch. Why are you STILL letting him shit in your House?
----------------
This is why, contrary to what you so often hear, you have to beat strippers if you date them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:43 PM (H5knJ)


Sounds too much like work.

Seems so much easier to chop them up and leave them in bags along the highway.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

351 90 degrees here out on my deck, last of them I think, 80s next week.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (6f16T)

352 I know the germs are there, I know where they go, how they get there, how long some of them stay. And then I just assume it's all unavoidable, and recognize God gave me this amazing machine that kills and catalogs countless organisms, all without me ever being consciously aware of it doing so.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)


An egregious example of white privilege!

Posted by: Burn Loot Murder at July 30, 2020 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

353 Seems so much easier to chop them up and leave them in bags along the highway.

Are you the Green River Killer?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

354 Everything Lewis did after the Civil Rights era, from the minute he stepped into politics until the day he left this earth was shit. His district turned into a shithole under his watch. He did zero for his constituents that wasn't self-serving. He peddled the wildest, mouth-breather conspiracies and did nothing to bring people together. In fact , he increased their reliance on government, denied them self sufficiency and constantly divided them against each other.

But yeah, let's remember him for the one decent thing he did in his life. Blow me.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

355 231 Long live the euphemisms!

Choking the chicken
Flogging the log
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2020 03:30 PM (pnfZk)

Milking the one-eyed trouser snake.

Whippin the lizard
Flogging the bishop
Squeezing the purple headed yogurt spewer
Beating the meat
Slamming the ham
Going out with mother thumb and her 4 daughters
Releasing the Deadly semen backpressure

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (JNTt1)

356 I remember Dark Skies and enjoyed it much.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (WX+x0)

357 > For these guys, it was about civil liberties

There was never such a time.

The only time they've ever defended civil liberties is when the party exercising those liberties was acting in a manner contrary to the interests of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (unn44)

358 Five knuckle shuffle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (54YI+)

359 I don't care what Big Tech CEOs say...
I care what GOP politicians do.

No more talk.


no truer words

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (t4of4)

360
That felt good!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)


nicely handled JJ!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (Jx5Qs)

361 If the testing was accurate, and the testing organizations trustworthy, this would be a great opportunity for scientists and doctors to learn a lot about how virii spread and how people can have them but not get ill, how likely they are to pass on illness, etc.

Never before in human history has there been such extensive and wide-spread testing for a virus. This should be a golden opportunity for research.

But the testing is shoddy, of extremely questionable value, and the businesses doing the testing seem even more shoddy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

362 Live from Fry St. Fair.
I. Was. There.
Sponge! Thats awesome. Saw Slow Ro at Trees in Dallas several times. Awesome freakin band!

Posted by: lowfibass at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (ujwI/)

363 BREAKING: @SeattlePD Chief Carmen Best announces search warrant served on a van impounded from Saturday's riot yielded an improvised explosive, improvised spike strips, tasers, and bear spray. Chief Best claims items from van were being handed out to crowd.

-
Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

364 > So I went with that.


While I haven't looked, someone has probably set up a downloadable iCal file that only contains real holidays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (unn44)

365 I remember Dark Skies and enjoyed it much.


Is that the one where Truman orders the army to light up the visiting aliens ship with M2s when their opening bargaining position was Surrender Now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

366 "He's ordering a hit ...
Posted by: spindrift at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (RMONq)"

Is he wearing The Executive?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (icI8A)

367 332 Herman Cain

https://tinyurl.com/y2ofaoar

Details of his treatment appear to be posted on his web site and his family did not seem to be as "concerned" as some here.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at July 30, 2020 03:45 PM (AHq56)
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Doesn't say much about his treatment.
He entered the hospital the 26th of last month.
They didn't use HCQ.

If one takes HCQ

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (ezSUn)

368 The only time they've ever defended civil liberties is when the party exercising those liberties was acting in a manner contrary to the interests of the United States.

Nah, they would go to court and defend people having Bible Studies on campus of a school. They did a lot of good in the past. They have changed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

369 My IP has not changed in years. Comcast in CO. Reboots changes in routers. Nothing will change it. We replaced a router two years ago. My hash did not change.


Posted by: USNtakim at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (0OmEj)

370 Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (JNTt1)

Why would a person have to use a euphemism if:

1. You're doing this by yourself. Your "spank bank" doesn't care what you call it.

2. You're with a bunch of guys who all know what you mean anyway-unless it's for a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (oDRcK)

371 If one takes HCQ he's ambulatory in 5 days.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (ezSUn)

372 Seems so much easier to chop them up and leave them in bags along the highway.
----------------
Are you the Green River Killer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)


Incidentally, in case anyone doubts it, the Green River really is green.

One of the most amazing sights on the planet is its snaking through the Canyonlands NP, creating a canyon inside a canyon.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (hku12)

373
BREAKING: @SeattlePD Chief Carmen Best announces search warrant served on a van impounded from Saturday's riot yielded an improvised explosive, improvised spike strips, tasers, and bear spray. Chief Best claims items from van were being handed out to crowd.

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By her own officers, I presume?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Tm4zg)

374 Adolf Twitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo





Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (1CsfP)

375 the HCQ regimen does not help people who are severely ill with the crud. Its good for helping people who are ill but not in intensive care or dying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

376 Sponge! Thats awesome. Saw Slow Ro at Trees in Dallas several times. Awesome freakin band!
Posted by: lowfibass at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (ujwI/)


Helped them tear down and load equipment more than once back in the day.

Pete, the lead singer, is actually a licensed psychologist.

Craziness.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

377 I've frequently mentioned my love-hate with local taquerias, and what our wonderful third worlders do with the squirt style salsa bottles. Nobody ever believes me until I take video. And, it's every single time I go there. And no, I won't touch those things.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 30, 2020 03:28 PM (8B6Ng)

lol I would never use a squirt style salsa bottle. Also, although I think it's finally gone out of fashion, NEVER dip your chips in one of those little salsa bowls if they're just sitting out on a table. Years ago, some enterprising person took samples from a bunch of Houston restaurants that had those sitting out, and found that over half had massive levels of e coli in them. (from sitting out at room temperature all day, most likely)

having said that, I've traveled to Mexico and never gotten sick. I was given 2 key pieces of advice - only drink bottled liquids, and only eat food that is freshly cooked while you wait. The best salsa I've ever had was at a very classy restaurant where the server brought the raw ingredients out to the table and made it in front of us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)

378 Adding trillions in debt with a shrinking economy.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 03:48 PM (EiNjl)
........

We can always ask Zimbabwe for a bailout.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

379 345 So they're not done finalizing stimulus 4 and they're already talking about #5.


I'm convinced CW2 will be triggered by a currency collapse.

Adding trillions in debt with a shrinking economy.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 20


They're setting up a communist, globalist state. Both the dems and GOPe. Debt doesn't bother them.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Fs5vw)

380 345 So they're not done finalizing stimulus 4 and they're already talking about #5.


I'm convinced CW2 will be triggered by a currency collapse.


Nothing wrong with adding another month or two of non-perishable food to the pantry in the next few weeks.

Just make sure it is stuff you would eat anyway.

It is cheap and plentiful on the shelves right now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

381 Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 30, 2020 03:50 PM (JNTt1)

And if someone says at a dinner "Excuse me guys, I'm going out for a minute to "milk the one eyed snake"- unless you're all drunk it's too much information.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (oDRcK)

382 They actually caught the Green River Killer, but only because he basically turned himself in. He was active decades, killing hookers. One of the most deadly serial killers in recorded history, and he wasn't even being all that careful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

383 "he only time they've ever defended civil liberties is when the party exercising those liberties was acting in a manner contrary to the interests of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:51 PM (unn44"

Civil liberties is their dodge for everything they can't legislate because its unconstitutional. It's why I've never liked the Civil Rights Act. Why the hell did we need to spell out the rights of Black Americans who by Constitution and law already had those rights?

Oh, I forgot. Democrats, the party of slavery, the party of the KKK, the party of Jim Crowe, who opposed the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments, and every other piece of legislation that gave Black Americans equal rights were too fucking dumb, racist and prejudice to give up on that quest.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (VpIIl)

384

I recall that when Twitter was new, leftist crank Garry Trudeau had about a month of Doonesbury strips promoting it.

Maybe it was never intended as a conventional profit making business, but as a way to control public discourse and perception. Whoever put up the money had a different payoff in mind.

All these social media sites ran losses for years while they got people hooked and collected data, then suddenly cracked down hard when the right election cycle came along.

I sometimes wonder if obnoxious celebrity Twitter accounts that repetitively attack Trump exist as one piece of an operation to collect identities of the politically loyal and disloyal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (kXY2S)

385 My darkest most paranoid moments suggest to me that the next big thing the left will try involves energy. High gas prices, reduced energy, brownouts, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

386 I remember Dark Skies and enjoyed it much.

------------
Is that the one where Truman orders the army to light up the visiting aliens ship with M2s when their opening bargaining position was Surrender Now?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 03:52 PM (yQpMk)


Hmmm, I don't recall. Most of it takes place during the Kennedy years (and after, since Kennedy's assassination is covered), I believe, but there may have been a scene like that during the setup.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (hku12)

387 375 the HCQ regimen does not help people who are severely ill with the crud. Its good for helping people who are ill but not in intensive care or dying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)


I have heard of several instances when HCQ rescued a patient from death. It does sound like it's most effective when used early in the infection.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (+ljgK)

388

Super feel good video of the day. Never heard of "old man strength" but I'll take Daily Caller's word for it.


Older Man Knocks Out Young Guy Trying To Mess With Him In Crazy Video
https://tinyurl.com/yyh6ogtj

Thing of beauty. Underwear down to his knees. Feral animal gets what he deserves.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (t4of4)

389 Debt doesn't bother them.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM 

It's true and stunning to watch.


They won't stop.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (EiNjl)

390 Flogging the dolphin.

Milking the cobra.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:57 PM (unn44)

391 Hey everybody.

November 22, 1963 was mostly peaceful in Dallas, as was NYC on the morning of 9/11/01

The next time the terrorists strike, when a mushroom cloud goes up over NYC, I say we tell 'the whole city to fcuk themselves.

I know it's wrong but I have a hard time caring any more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (L2ZTs)

392 Nooderino

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (H5knJ)

393 Why would a person have to use a euphemism if:



1. You're doing this by yourself. Your "spank bank" doesn't care what you call it.



2. You're with a bunch of guys who all know what you mean anyway-unless it's for a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (oDRcK)

Spoken like and ette.Answer: 1. Cause were' guys. 2. Cause we can. 3. Cause we are immature. 4.Cause we like naming our private parts and yours. 5. or mostly we just do. Did I say we think its funny? (see all others)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (Jx5Qs)

394 > Nothing wrong with adding another month or two of non-perishable food to the pantry in the next few weeks.

Spend your next stimulus bribe on ammo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (unn44)

395 the interesting twist was diamonds are forever, where the putative hughes manque willard white, played by jimmie dean, has been kidnapped by blofeld, in reality his mormon security detail,

they had a shortlived series about project blue book, well history channel, cancelled it halfway through the second season, the main character allen hynek (played by aidan gillen) and an air force major follow a similar trail as in dark skies but its set in the 50s,

Posted by: thomas hobbes at July 30, 2020 03:59 PM (hMlTh)

396 363 BREAKING: @SeattlePD Chief Carmen Best announces search warrant served on a van impounded from Saturday's riot yielded an improvised explosive, improvised spike strips, tasers, and bear spray. Chief Best claims items from van were being handed out to crowd


And how many undetected vehicles are out there with all that and more stashed in the trunk.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 30, 2020 03:59 PM (Fs5vw)

397 >>Super feel good video of the day. Never heard of "old man strength" but I'll take Daily Caller's word for it.

That ones has been around for a while. It turns out the older guy used to be a boxer.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

398 They actually caught the Green River Killer, but only because he basically turned himself in. He was active decades, killing hookers. One of the most deadly serial killers in recorded history, and he wasn't even being all that careful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)


Law enforcement isn't very good at this.

Bundy was turned in by his long-term girlfriend. He had even been a research assistant with some eggheads doing some sort of study of psychopaths, I think. They loved Ted, he was SO conscientious about his work.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2020 04:00 PM (hku12)

399 btw, what, exactly is a "protected category"?

Implies an "unprotected category".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 30, 2020 04:01 PM (luzVb)

400

Doesn't say much about his treatment.
He entered the hospital the 26th of last month.
They didn't use HCQ.

If one takes HCQ

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 03:53 PM (ezSUn)


Last week, 2 studies said that HCQ was ineffective. Progda screeched and screamed.

But a quick review shows neither one separated early from advanced cases.

Which is the primary differentiator in using HCQ, combined with zinc. The effectiveness doesn't go to zero, but it goes down as the virus has now taken hold.

So, the studies seem to be bunk.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 04:02 PM (sy5kK)

401
I sometimes wonder if obnoxious celebrity Twitter accounts that repetitively attack Trump exist as one piece of an operation to collect identities of the politically loyal and disloyal.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 30, 2020 03:56 PM (kXY2S)

-------

Maybe. Maybe not.

But any political website is used for this purpose. Every regular poster here is on a list, I guaran-damn-tee it.

Go ahead and look into the Joint Threat Research Intelligence Group.

They originated in Ol' Blighty but the GCHQ works hand in glove with NSA, and they share intel on this.

That is part of their jobs, and they'd be very remiss not to have us all marked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2020 04:02 PM (Tm4zg)

402 Hmmm, I don't recall. Most of it takes place during the Kennedy years (and after, since Kennedy's assassination is covered), I believe, but there may have been a scene like that during the setup.


Dammit. Youtube has the scene literally right up the moment we open up on the saucer and then the clip ends.

https://bit.ly/30e50rl

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2020 04:05 PM (yQpMk)

403 375 the HCQ regimen does not help people who are severely ill with the crud. Its good for helping people who are ill but not in intensive care or dying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)


Correcto mundo and Cain wasn't on the downhill when he checked in on the 26th. Over a month ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 04:15 PM (ezSUn)

404 376...
Nice! Id heard thats what he was doing. Had great hopes for them popping off like Pantera. Seemed like they were just about there then...

And Im sure to be willowed.

Posted by: lowfibass at July 30, 2020 04:15 PM (ujwI/)

405 >>>So, the studies seem to be bunk.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 30, 2020 04:02 PM (sy5kK)


The doc in Texas City treating the old folks home had zero deaths, ZERO.

And doctor Immanuel has treated 340 patients some of them elderly and some diabetic and other complicated people. Zero deaths.

Paraphrasing, Get me to the doc on time.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2020 04:19 PM (ezSUn)

406 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 30, 2020 03:58 PM (Jx5Qs)

As I said it's good for a laugh with the guys.
Yet another reason I "enjoy being a girl". Well, I'm sure they're girls who do use silly euphemisms and they receive accolades and guffaws for it too, but they're not my bosom buddies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2020 04:22 PM (oDRcK)

407 Bravo, JJS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 30, 2020 04:22 PM (OWgiM)

408 Seems to me that Israel is one of the few nations that could basically wipe Twitter off the map if they really wanted to. Well, let's be grateful that wickedness and foolishness tend to go hand in hand so often.

Posted by: perilisk at July 30, 2020 04:30 PM (9p+wn)

409 Twitter is the kind of demon that is very hard to kill.
This kind requires prayer and fasting.

Posted by: JAS at July 30, 2020 04:54 PM (2BZBZ)

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